Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I think I like the French maid outfit better. |
1.8969 |
0.01386 |
3209 |
1171 |
1198 |
840 |
1 |
Making fission chips? |
1.8908 |
0.01696 |
2619 |
1145 |
615 |
859 |
2 |
So...how did your first husband die? |
1.7653 |
0.02245 |
1163 |
509 |
418 |
236 |
3 |
So, not tonight? |
1.7449 |
0.02420 |
1027 |
473 |
343 |
211 |
4 |
Making fission chips again, I see. |
1.7405 |
0.02635 |
1002 |
512 |
238 |
252 |
5 |
Your first husband died how? |
1.7313 |
0.02605 |
949 |
467 |
270 |
212 |
6 |
Next time I'll bring the protection. |
1.7092 |
0.02948 |
839 |
463 |
157 |
219 |
7 |
Remember when you used to meet me at the door in Saran Wrap? |
1.7090 |
0.02712 |
835 |
413 |
252 |
170 |
8 |
For heaven's sake, it's just gluten. |
1.7082 |
0.03232 |
610 |
309 |
170 |
131 |
9 |
Like you've never farted. |
1.7081 |
0.02879 |
836 |
447 |
186 |
203 |
10 |
No, in fact it makes you look weightless. |
1.6980 |
0.02777 |
788 |
394 |
238 |
156 |
11 |
Honey, I've told you a thousand times: the mother ship is not coming back to get you. |
1.6865 |
0.03332 |
689 |
405 |
95 |
189 |
12 |
Looks like a recipe for disaster. |
1.6856 |
0.02873 |
738 |
377 |
216 |
145 |
13 |
Will you come out if I turn off the news? |
1.6823 |
0.03067 |
683 |
362 |
176 |
145 |
14 |
Whipping up something special for my mother? |
1.6806 |
0.02983 |
720 |
382 |
186 |
152 |
15 |
Houston, we have an omelette. |
1.6801 |
0.02826 |
719 |
358 |
233 |
128 |
16 |
I misunderstood the "well-suited as homemaker", profile. |
1.6748 |
0.03055 |
701 |
380 |
169 |
152 |
17 |
In fairness, I only suck some of the air out of the room. |
1.6626 |
0.02961 |
658 |
338 |
204 |
116 |
18 |
Honey, I'm having an affair. |
1.6568 |
0.03232 |
641 |
362 |
137 |
142 |
19 |
Fear of frying? |
1.6494 |
0.03067 |
616 |
324 |
184 |
108 |
20 |
Okay, I get it. You need some space. |
1.6482 |
0.03041 |
614 |
320 |
190 |
104 |
21 |
Are you sure it calls for mustard gas? |
1.6446 |
0.03193 |
605 |
332 |
156 |
117 |
22 |
What happened to the French maid outfit? |
1.6440 |
0.02976 |
604 |
307 |
205 |
92 |
23 |
Houston, we have an omelette. |
1.6390 |
0.03138 |
590 |
316 |
171 |
103 |
24 |
I’m just whipping up a little something for your mother. |
1.6364 |
0.03446 |
583 |
346 |
103 |
134 |
25 |
Dinner will be ready in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6............ |
1.6322 |
0.03120 |
571 |
302 |
177 |
92 |
26 |
I still think you should have just gotten a flu shot. |
1.6292 |
0.03011 |
561 |
285 |
199 |
77 |
27 |
One of your Mothers recipes? |
1.6270 |
0.03285 |
555 |
308 |
146 |
101 |
28 |
I specialized in eggs at the NASA Culinary Institute. |
1.6204 |
0.03414 |
540 |
311 |
123 |
106 |
29 |
Are you sure the recipe said mustard gas? |
1.6170 |
0.03395 |
530 |
302 |
129 |
99 |
30 |
I liked it better when you said you have a headache. |
1.6028 |
0.03295 |
501 |
275 |
150 |
76 |
31 |
Gastronaut? |
1.6024 |
0.03407 |
498 |
282 |
132 |
84 |
32 |
Looks like a recipe for disaster. |
1.5988 |
0.03374 |
491 |
275 |
138 |
78 |
33 |
What's for launch? |
1.5988 |
0.03460 |
491 |
282 |
124 |
85 |
34 |
None for me, thanks. |
1.5975 |
0.03434 |
487 |
277 |
129 |
81 |
35 |
A simple "not tonight, dear" would have sufficed... |
1.5967 |
0.03302 |
486 |
266 |
150 |
70 |
36 |
Are you sure it calls for mustard gas? |
1.5959 |
0.03471 |
485 |
279 |
123 |
83 |
37 |
Martha, Congress isnt repealing the Clean Air Act until next week. |
1.5946 |
0.03445 |
481 |
274 |
128 |
79 |
38 |
Eggs quarantine? My favorite. |
1.5929 |
0.03482 |
479 |
276 |
122 |
81 |
39 |
Shall I set the periodic table? |
1.5925 |
0.03545 |
481 |
283 |
111 |
87 |
40 |
When I said let's leave after the inauguration, I was thinking more like Canada. |
1.5924 |
0.03436 |
476 |
270 |
130 |
76 |
41 |
Fine. I take it back. Cooking dinner is rocket science. |
1.5853 |
0.03352 |
463 |
256 |
143 |
64 |
42 |
I assume this is my last supper? |
1.5811 |
0.03614 |
456 |
271 |
105 |
80 |
43 |
Dammit, Karen—just get the flu shot! |
1.5772 |
0.03080 |
447 |
229 |
178 |
40 |
44 |
When you said you didn't want to breathe the same air as me, I thought you were moving out. |
1.5718 |
0.03602 |
439 |
259 |
109 |
71 |
45 |
You'd tell me if you weren't happy, right? |
1.5705 |
0.03464 |
440 |
251 |
127 |
62 |
46 |
So, this is your plan for the next four years? |
1.5704 |
0.03598 |
433 |
254 |
111 |
68 |
47 |
Running out to the store was a lot easier when we still had an EPA. |
1.5691 |
0.03606 |
434 |
256 |
109 |
69 |
48 |
It's like we're not even on the same planet. |
1.5661 |
0.03567 |
431 |
252 |
114 |
65 |
49 |
So, exactly what goes into a Three Mile Island omelet? |
1.5657 |
0.03600 |
426 |
250 |
111 |
65 |
50 |
Exactly what did you mean when you said 'bring protection'? |
1.5613 |
0.03537 |
424 |
246 |
118 |
60 |
51 |
We had meth on Tuesday. |
1.5598 |
0.03479 |
418 |
238 |
126 |
54 |
52 |
Is that a recipe for disaster? |
1.5598 |
0.03640 |
418 |
248 |
106 |
64 |
53 |
Has there been a case where someone caught the bird flu cooking eggs? |
1.5592 |
0.04949 |
245 |
151 |
51 |
43 |
54 |
Preparing a satellite dish? |
1.5580 |
0.03669 |
414 |
247 |
103 |
64 |
55 |
I suppose you want your space? |
1.5561 |
0.03582 |
410 |
239 |
114 |
57 |
56 |
You know that "Nuke for five minutes" means to microwave, right? |
1.5558 |
0.03586 |
412 |
241 |
113 |
58 |
57 |
Is it true I suck all the oxygen out of the room? |
1.5528 |
0.03570 |
407 |
237 |
115 |
55 |
58 |
I might skip dinner. |
1.5520 |
0.03556 |
404 |
234 |
117 |
53 |
59 |
I was thinking more along the lines of French maid. |
1.5484 |
0.03368 |
403 |
224 |
137 |
42 |
60 |
Another of your mother's recipes tonight? |
1.5466 |
0.03588 |
397 |
232 |
113 |
52 |
61 |
You seem distant. |
1.5457 |
0.03749 |
394 |
239 |
95 |
60 |
62 |
So the cat can stay? |
1.5377 |
0.03907 |
385 |
243 |
77 |
65 |
63 |
You look hot in that outfit. |
1.5310 |
0.03744 |
371 |
224 |
97 |
50 |
64 |
I am just saying that cooking together was more romantic before you started reading the labels. |
1.5308 |
0.03805 |
373 |
229 |
90 |
54 |
65 |
So, hey, I've been meaning to ask you a little more about your late husband. . . |
1.5297 |
0.03633 |
370 |
218 |
108 |
44 |
66 |
Did you remember to wash your hands? |
1.5285 |
0.04025 |
369 |
238 |
67 |
64 |
67 |
You made your point. You can leave out the garlic. |
1.5273 |
0.03783 |
366 |
223 |
93 |
50 |
68 |
You were serious when you said "I don't even want to breathe the same air as you" |
1.5235 |
0.03660 |
361 |
214 |
105 |
42 |
69 |
Sometimes it just feels like we're living on different planets. |
1.5210 |
0.03796 |
357 |
218 |
92 |
47 |
70 |
You should have just gotten a flu shot |
1.5183 |
0.03392 |
355 |
199 |
128 |
28 |
71 |
What are you making, eggs quarantine? |
1.5157 |
0.03824 |
351 |
216 |
89 |
46 |
72 |
You seem a little distant. |
1.5157 |
0.03760 |
351 |
213 |
95 |
43 |
73 |
Sometimes it's like we're from different planets. |
1.5059 |
0.03941 |
340 |
215 |
78 |
47 |
74 |
I see you are using your mother's recipe. |
1.5030 |
0.03972 |
334 |
212 |
76 |
46 |
75 |
Something looks different. Did you get a haircut? |
1.5030 |
0.03840 |
336 |
208 |
87 |
41 |
76 |
I miss the EPA too |
1.5000 |
0.03940 |
330 |
208 |
79 |
43 |
77 |
You seem distant lately. |
1.4985 |
0.03829 |
329 |
203 |
88 |
38 |
78 |
You seem a little distant. |
1.4985 |
0.03925 |
329 |
207 |
80 |
42 |
79 |
Martha, you cannot catch the bird flu from frying eggs. |
1.4923 |
0.03379 |
323 |
183 |
121 |
19 |
80 |
I see you've found a recipe for disaster. |
1.4922 |
0.03999 |
321 |
205 |
74 |
42 |
81 |
I feel like you're not telling me something. |
1.4875 |
0.03807 |
320 |
198 |
88 |
34 |
82 |
Cooking is not rocket science. |
1.4874 |
0.03825 |
318 |
197 |
87 |
34 |
83 |
I can't help but notice that the atmosphere between us has changed. |
1.4874 |
0.04051 |
318 |
206 |
69 |
43 |
84 |
So, what's the half-life on dinner? |
1.4873 |
0.03971 |
316 |
201 |
76 |
39 |
85 |
I know you're under a lot of pressure. |
1.4873 |
0.03971 |
316 |
201 |
76 |
39 |
86 |
Will you at least let me try to explain why I voted for him. |
1.4873 |
0.03996 |
316 |
202 |
74 |
40 |
87 |
What would you say to some tang before dinner? |
1.4841 |
0.04237 |
314 |
211 |
54 |
49 |
88 |
You could've just gotten a flu shot. |
1.4841 |
0.03615 |
314 |
187 |
102 |
25 |
89 |
I guess you're not in the mood. |
1.4841 |
0.03912 |
314 |
198 |
80 |
36 |
90 |
Okay, you've made your point. I changed the cat litter. |
1.4840 |
0.04060 |
312 |
202 |
69 |
41 |
91 |
Do you mind telling me where you found this recipe? |
1.4840 |
0.03770 |
312 |
191 |
91 |
30 |
92 |
I love what you've done with your air. |
1.4808 |
0.04008 |
312 |
201 |
72 |
39 |
93 |
You need space. I get it. |
1.4805 |
0.04073 |
308 |
200 |
68 |
40 |
94 |
Then quit serving beans. |
1.4805 |
0.04150 |
308 |
203 |
62 |
43 |
95 |
I'm sorry, Barbara. I like it! It just took me by surprise. I was thinking cheerleader, or a French maid. |
1.4788 |
0.03869 |
307 |
192 |
83 |
32 |
96 |
I get it. You need space. |
1.4737 |
0.03951 |
304 |
194 |
76 |
34 |
97 |
How's that media deprivation suit working out? |
1.4735 |
0.04080 |
302 |
197 |
67 |
38 |
98 |
A simple 'I have a headache' would suffice. |
1.4735 |
0.03592 |
302 |
180 |
101 |
21 |
99 |
Really, Dear...just because I caught it in the East River... |
1.4733 |
0.03933 |
300 |
190 |
78 |
32 |
100 |
It's a cold sore, Karen! |
1.4733 |
0.03905 |
300 |
189 |
80 |
31 |
101 |
So you say I suck all the oxygen out of the room? |
1.4733 |
0.03962 |
300 |
191 |
76 |
33 |
102 |
'I have a headache’ would've sufficed. |
1.4733 |
0.04018 |
300 |
193 |
72 |
35 |
103 |
Launch time? |
1.4696 |
0.03913 |
296 |
187 |
79 |
30 |
104 |
My mother used to wear an apron. |
1.4696 |
0.04029 |
296 |
191 |
71 |
34 |
105 |
Should I be worried? |
1.4678 |
0.04067 |
295 |
192 |
68 |
35 |
106 |
Were they out of the Sexy French Maid costumes? |
1.4678 |
0.03863 |
295 |
185 |
82 |
28 |
107 |
I love what you've done with your air. |
1.4678 |
0.04179 |
295 |
196 |
60 |
39 |
108 |
I call it HazMac n' Cheese. |
1.4660 |
0.04019 |
294 |
190 |
71 |
33 |
109 |
Is it just me or has our relationship turned toxic? |
1.4658 |
0.04154 |
292 |
193 |
62 |
37 |
110 |
Well actually, one CAN be too careful. |
1.4621 |
0.04059 |
290 |
189 |
68 |
33 |
111 |
I thought toxic relationship was a metaphor |
1.4621 |
0.03940 |
290 |
185 |
76 |
29 |
112 |
It's not rocket science. |
1.4621 |
0.04117 |
290 |
191 |
64 |
35 |
113 |
Is it launch time? |
1.4618 |
0.04168 |
288 |
191 |
61 |
36 |
114 |
Honey, you put the "astronomy" in "gastronomy." |
1.4599 |
0.04207 |
287 |
192 |
58 |
37 |
115 |
Suit yourself |
1.4577 |
0.04029 |
284 |
184 |
70 |
30 |
116 |
Your mother's recipe? |
1.4577 |
0.04181 |
284 |
189 |
60 |
35 |
117 |
How long was it in the fridge? |
1.4577 |
0.03872 |
284 |
179 |
80 |
25 |
118 |
Be honest, do we need to clear the air about something? |
1.4558 |
0.03783 |
283 |
176 |
85 |
22 |
119 |
Let me guess... you need more space? |
1.4558 |
0.04191 |
283 |
189 |
59 |
35 |
120 |
We're both eating this meal, right? |
1.4536 |
0.04006 |
280 |
181 |
71 |
28 |
121 |
I'll cook. You change out of your work clothes. |
1.4516 |
0.03919 |
279 |
178 |
76 |
25 |
122 |
Practicing for life without the EPA? |
1.4516 |
0.04173 |
279 |
186 |
60 |
33 |
123 |
My mother never complained when she made it. |
1.4516 |
0.04142 |
279 |
185 |
62 |
32 |
124 |
I'm leaving you. |
1.4516 |
0.04642 |
279 |
202 |
28 |
49 |
125 |
That’s not how my mom makes it. |
1.4493 |
0.04450 |
276 |
193 |
42 |
41 |
126 |
You misunderstood. I said "a bowl of soup," not "Ebola soup." |
1.4477 |
0.04377 |
277 |
192 |
46 |
39 |
127 |
"You look hot". |
1.4473 |
0.04024 |
275 |
179 |
69 |
27 |
128 |
I can't help but feel you're shutting me out, Susan. |
1.4473 |
0.03889 |
275 |
175 |
77 |
23 |
129 |
Is that a new outfit? |
1.4473 |
0.03957 |
275 |
177 |
73 |
25 |
130 |
That's one small crepe for a man. |
1.4473 |
0.04185 |
275 |
184 |
59 |
32 |
131 |
I feel like you need space. |
1.4473 |
0.03821 |
275 |
173 |
81 |
21 |
132 |
What do you know that I don't know? |
1.4473 |
0.04089 |
275 |
181 |
65 |
29 |
133 |
Something tells me you're not ready to clear the air. |
1.4473 |
0.04089 |
275 |
181 |
65 |
29 |
134 |
It didn't occur to you to buy two? |
1.4453 |
0.04099 |
274 |
181 |
64 |
29 |
135 |
What if the Mars Colony doesn't want a Martha Stewart-type? |
1.4453 |
0.04066 |
274 |
180 |
66 |
28 |
136 |
Maybe you could just divorce me? |
1.4453 |
0.04259 |
274 |
186 |
54 |
34 |
137 |
You've been distant lately. |
1.4453 |
0.04131 |
274 |
182 |
62 |
30 |
138 |
Lately it seems like we're not even on the same planet, Marge. |
1.4453 |
0.04033 |
274 |
179 |
68 |
27 |
139 |
How is my mom's birthday dinner coming along? |
1.4453 |
0.04290 |
274 |
187 |
52 |
35 |
140 |
How about slipping into something more comfortable? |
1.4449 |
0.04121 |
272 |
180 |
63 |
29 |
141 |
How's week one of your media blackout going? |
1.4449 |
0.04121 |
272 |
180 |
63 |
29 |
142 |
Is my mom coming over? |
1.4449 |
0.04054 |
272 |
178 |
67 |
27 |
143 |
Ricin beans again? |
1.4449 |
0.04438 |
272 |
190 |
43 |
39 |
144 |
I love "hazmat surprise" night. |
1.4428 |
0.04325 |
271 |
186 |
50 |
35 |
145 |
I may have overstated my fondness for spicy food, Doris. |
1.4428 |
0.03996 |
271 |
176 |
70 |
25 |
146 |
'Recipe for disaster' again tonight, dear? |
1.4407 |
0.04174 |
270 |
181 |
59 |
30 |
147 |
I'm guessing it's too soon for make-up sex. |
1.4407 |
0.04074 |
270 |
178 |
65 |
27 |
148 |
I think you're taking this toxic relationship thing a bit too far. |
1.4407 |
0.04040 |
270 |
177 |
67 |
26 |
149 |
Hazmati Rice? |
1.4407 |
0.04240 |
270 |
183 |
55 |
32 |
150 |
I'm sensing that you need some space. |
1.4407 |
0.04074 |
270 |
178 |
65 |
27 |
151 |
You know, you could have just said you had a headache. |
1.4407 |
0.04174 |
270 |
181 |
59 |
30 |
152 |
You used to say you worshipped the air I breathed. |
1.4407 |
0.04108 |
270 |
179 |
63 |
28 |
153 |
What do you mean you need space? |
1.4403 |
0.04164 |
268 |
179 |
60 |
29 |
154 |
I don't know what you're cooking, but it smells out of this world! |
1.4403 |
0.03957 |
268 |
173 |
72 |
23 |
155 |
I need space too, you know. |
1.4366 |
0.03847 |
268 |
171 |
77 |
20 |
156 |
Message received...I'll fix the exhaust fan. |
1.4361 |
0.03904 |
266 |
171 |
74 |
21 |
157 |
Ok honey, I'll fix the damn kitchen fan! |
1.4361 |
0.04218 |
266 |
180 |
56 |
30 |
158 |
Guess I better fix the exhaust fan. |
1.4356 |
0.03812 |
264 |
167 |
79 |
18 |
159 |
Darling, wouldn't it be simpler to just get the flu shot? |
1.4345 |
0.03745 |
267 |
168 |
82 |
17 |
160 |
A flu shot is more sensible |
1.4345 |
0.03431 |
267 |
160 |
98 |
9 |
161 |
When I said our relationship was becoming toxic, I was speaking figuratively. |
1.4345 |
0.04138 |
267 |
179 |
60 |
28 |
162 |
Shall I slip into something more . . . industrial? |
1.4335 |
0.04113 |
263 |
175 |
62 |
26 |
163 |
Thanks for making breakfast before taking off. |
1.4330 |
0.04136 |
261 |
174 |
61 |
26 |
164 |
No, it doesn't make you look fat. |
1.4330 |
0.04344 |
261 |
180 |
49 |
32 |
165 |
Why did you set the table for one? |
1.4330 |
0.04207 |
261 |
176 |
57 |
28 |
166 |
Wouldn't a range hood be more convenient? |
1.4330 |
0.04100 |
261 |
173 |
63 |
25 |
167 |
Can't you just say you have a headache like most other women? |
1.4308 |
0.04182 |
260 |
175 |
58 |
27 |
168 |
Will dinner be ready before liftoff? |
1.4308 |
0.04037 |
260 |
171 |
66 |
23 |
169 |
Are you planning to wear that thing all four years? |
1.4308 |
0.04146 |
260 |
174 |
60 |
26 |
170 |
Does it block all sarcasm or just mine? |
1.4308 |
0.04321 |
260 |
179 |
50 |
31 |
171 |
I still think a flu shot would have sufficed. |
1.4308 |
0.03810 |
260 |
165 |
78 |
17 |
172 |
That's nice. Is it new? |
1.4308 |
0.04252 |
260 |
177 |
54 |
29 |
173 |
New recipe? |
1.4308 |
0.04110 |
260 |
173 |
62 |
25 |
174 |
If you need to take off, I can clean the pan. |
1.4308 |
0.04217 |
260 |
176 |
56 |
28 |
175 |
You could leave out the onions. |
1.4308 |
0.03887 |
260 |
167 |
74 |
19 |
176 |
None for me, thank you. |
1.4308 |
0.04182 |
260 |
175 |
58 |
27 |
177 |
And what are you preparing for our last anniversary? |
1.4308 |
0.04457 |
260 |
183 |
42 |
35 |
178 |
Do you need some space? |
1.4286 |
0.03972 |
259 |
169 |
69 |
21 |
179 |
So I guess you don’t want to hear how my day was. |
1.4286 |
0.04120 |
259 |
173 |
61 |
25 |
180 |
For God's sake, it's gluten, not napalm... |
1.4280 |
0.04106 |
257 |
171 |
62 |
24 |
181 |
You seem kind of distant lately. |
1.4280 |
0.04143 |
257 |
172 |
60 |
25 |
182 |
Are we expecting my mother for dinner? |
1.4280 |
0.04322 |
257 |
177 |
50 |
30 |
183 |
Honey, is there something you're not telling me about the home radon test results? |
1.4280 |
0.04143 |
257 |
172 |
60 |
25 |
184 |
When did things get so toxic between us? |
1.4258 |
0.04153 |
256 |
172 |
59 |
25 |
185 |
Would you like me to pour you a glass of Tang? |
1.4258 |
0.04116 |
256 |
171 |
61 |
24 |
186 |
So, when did you decide our relationship was toxic? |
1.4258 |
0.04262 |
256 |
175 |
53 |
28 |
187 |
Another recipe from your mother? |
1.4258 |
0.04116 |
256 |
171 |
61 |
24 |
188 |
I'm starting to get the 'Women Are from Venus' part. |
1.4258 |
0.03807 |
256 |
163 |
77 |
16 |
189 |
Are you sure it's not too much trouble? |
1.4235 |
0.04050 |
255 |
169 |
64 |
22 |
190 |
Welcome home, by the way. |
1.4235 |
0.04126 |
255 |
171 |
60 |
24 |
191 |
You want space. |
1.4235 |
0.04050 |
255 |
169 |
64 |
22 |
192 |
It's a welcome change from "I have a headache." |
1.4229 |
0.03752 |
253 |
160 |
79 |
14 |
193 |
So no sex tonight? |
1.4229 |
0.04073 |
253 |
168 |
63 |
22 |
194 |
Can I interest you in a glass of '65 Tang while you cook? |
1.4229 |
0.04261 |
253 |
173 |
53 |
27 |
195 |
You honestly think you can go four years in that thing? |
1.4211 |
0.04629 |
247 |
178 |
34 |
35 |
196 |
Alright, we can go back to buying organic. |
1.4206 |
0.04308 |
252 |
174 |
50 |
28 |
197 |
Honey....I think that when the recipe said "nuke it" it meant use the microwave. |
1.4206 |
0.04159 |
252 |
170 |
58 |
24 |
198 |
Is my mother coming for dinner? |
1.4206 |
0.04159 |
252 |
170 |
58 |
24 |
199 |
Would you like to slip into something more comfortable? |
1.4183 |
0.04092 |
251 |
168 |
61 |
22 |
200 |
Are you planning to wear that thing for the next four years? |
1.4183 |
0.04245 |
251 |
172 |
53 |
26 |
201 |
Aren't you taking this Women Are From Venus thing a bit literally. |
1.4183 |
0.04013 |
251 |
166 |
65 |
20 |
202 |
Dare I ask, what's for dinner? |
1.4183 |
0.04245 |
251 |
172 |
53 |
26 |
203 |
Would it be fair to say you're not in the mood tonight? |
1.4183 |
0.04131 |
251 |
169 |
59 |
23 |
204 |
Can I borrow that to change the baby? |
1.4183 |
0.04207 |
251 |
171 |
55 |
25 |
205 |
I think I'll let you try it first... |
1.4183 |
0.04013 |
251 |
166 |
65 |
20 |
206 |
My mom just wore an apron. |
1.4183 |
0.04053 |
251 |
167 |
63 |
21 |
207 |
Houston, we have pilaf. |
1.4183 |
0.04245 |
251 |
172 |
53 |
26 |
208 |
Smells great! Is it launch time? |
1.4177 |
0.04307 |
249 |
172 |
50 |
27 |
209 |
Really, I think we can afford a hood fan. |
1.4177 |
0.04115 |
249 |
167 |
60 |
22 |
210 |
You've made your point and I'm sorry. I shouldn't have called your cooking hazardous waste. |
1.4167 |
0.04342 |
252 |
176 |
47 |
29 |
211 |
Why don't we just fix the exhaust fan? |
1.4167 |
0.04079 |
252 |
169 |
61 |
22 |
212 |
That's what I love about you. You never over react. |
1.4146 |
0.04188 |
246 |
167 |
56 |
23 |
213 |
No, I don't think you're living in a vacuum |
1.4146 |
0.04344 |
246 |
171 |
48 |
27 |
214 |
East River Scrod again? |
1.4146 |
0.04188 |
246 |
167 |
56 |
23 |
215 |
Lighten up. You're taking the 'sell-by' date much too seriously. |
1.4122 |
0.04468 |
245 |
174 |
41 |
30 |
216 |
Don't you want to slip into something more comfortable? |
1.4122 |
0.04316 |
245 |
170 |
49 |
26 |
217 |
I'm sensing there won't be after-dinner sex tonight. |
1.4122 |
0.04036 |
245 |
163 |
63 |
19 |
218 |
You win. We'll get a new exhaust fan. |
1.4122 |
0.04036 |
245 |
163 |
63 |
19 |
219 |
How many light years before dinner? |
1.4122 |
0.04238 |
245 |
168 |
53 |
24 |
220 |
I'll get the flu shot. |
1.4106 |
0.03767 |
246 |
158 |
75 |
13 |
221 |
Then don't make beans |
1.4106 |
0.04453 |
246 |
175 |
41 |
30 |
222 |
Are you using some ingredients I should know about? |
1.4106 |
0.04416 |
246 |
174 |
43 |
29 |
223 |
If you're trying to turn me on it's working. |
1.4106 |
0.04302 |
246 |
171 |
49 |
26 |
224 |
I didn't literally mean you were "sucking the oxygen out of the room." |
1.4098 |
0.04366 |
244 |
171 |
46 |
27 |
225 |
My mother does not suck all the air out of the room. |
1.4091 |
0.04233 |
242 |
166 |
53 |
23 |
226 |
To the moon, Alice? |
1.4091 |
0.04392 |
242 |
170 |
45 |
27 |
227 |
Maybe we both need some space. |
1.4091 |
0.03851 |
242 |
157 |
71 |
14 |
228 |
This isn’t the role play I had in mind. |
1.4091 |
0.04233 |
242 |
166 |
53 |
23 |
229 |
I see you still want space. |
1.4066 |
0.04202 |
241 |
165 |
54 |
22 |
230 |
Now I can literally push your buttons. |
1.4066 |
0.04324 |
241 |
168 |
48 |
25 |
231 |
Is this what you meant when you said to bring protection? |
1.4059 |
0.04309 |
239 |
166 |
49 |
24 |
232 |
Thanks for making that. I know it's not your favorite. |
1.4059 |
0.04185 |
239 |
163 |
55 |
21 |
233 |
You seem distant. |
1.4059 |
0.04350 |
239 |
167 |
47 |
25 |
234 |
ok i wlll fix the exhaust fan, good lord! |
1.4059 |
0.04100 |
239 |
161 |
59 |
19 |
235 |
Why don't you have a glass of wine and slip into something more comfortable... |
1.4050 |
0.04388 |
242 |
171 |
44 |
27 |
236 |
Ricin beans again? |
1.4042 |
0.04415 |
240 |
170 |
43 |
27 |
237 |
Once a year I ask you to make corned beef and cabbage, and you have to get all sarcastic about it. |
1.4034 |
0.04195 |
238 |
163 |
54 |
21 |
238 |
Maybe next year you'll get a flu shot. |
1.4034 |
0.03653 |
238 |
151 |
78 |
9 |
239 |
I'll just have the salad. |
1.4034 |
0.04361 |
238 |
167 |
46 |
25 |
240 |
I don't ask you very often to fix one of Mom's recipes. |
1.4034 |
0.04279 |
238 |
165 |
50 |
23 |
241 |
Did you do something different to your hair? |
1.4034 |
0.04195 |
238 |
163 |
54 |
21 |
242 |
I sense a certain hostility. |
1.4034 |
0.04067 |
238 |
160 |
60 |
18 |
243 |
Trying another of your mom's recipes? |
1.4008 |
0.04290 |
237 |
165 |
49 |
23 |
244 |
I guess you're still upset I didn't buy organic, huh? |
1.4008 |
0.04163 |
237 |
162 |
55 |
20 |
245 |
First, a new life insurance policy and now a special birthday dinner--you shouldn't make such a big fuss over me. |
1.4008 |
0.04533 |
237 |
171 |
37 |
29 |
246 |
Chicken quarantine? |
1.4008 |
0.04453 |
237 |
169 |
41 |
27 |
247 |
I guess you still need your space? |
1.4008 |
0.04372 |
237 |
167 |
45 |
25 |
248 |
So let me get this straight, you've already eaten, but you're whipping up something special for me? |
1.4000 |
0.04273 |
235 |
163 |
50 |
22 |
249 |
So I guess you still need space, huh? |
1.4000 |
0.04273 |
235 |
163 |
50 |
22 |
250 |
So, I guess this means I'm no longer the air you breathe? |
1.3991 |
0.04637 |
213 |
151 |
39 |
23 |
251 |
The recipe said, "Cook, fully wrapped, for five minutes..." |
1.3981 |
0.04668 |
211 |
150 |
38 |
23 |
252 |
Where'd you find fresh Uranium? |
1.3974 |
0.04410 |
234 |
166 |
43 |
25 |
253 |
It's okay now. I've turned the news off. |
1.3974 |
0.04368 |
234 |
165 |
45 |
24 |
254 |
I think you're overstating the risks of genetically modified food." |
1.3974 |
0.04410 |
234 |
166 |
43 |
25 |
255 |
Pretending you are on Mars does not stop him from being your president. |
1.3966 |
0.04437 |
232 |
165 |
42 |
25 |
256 |
Can I have your wine? |
1.3966 |
0.04562 |
232 |
168 |
36 |
28 |
257 |
So your profile says you're not from around here. |
1.3966 |
0.04437 |
232 |
165 |
42 |
25 |
258 |
No, actually I didn't happen to catch the evening news tonight. Why? |
1.3966 |
0.04041 |
232 |
156 |
60 |
16 |
259 |
I miss the EPA, too, honey. |
1.3966 |
0.04395 |
232 |
164 |
44 |
24 |
260 |
It's herpes, not Ebola. |
1.3966 |
0.04437 |
232 |
165 |
42 |
25 |
261 |
I feel like I need to give you some space. |
1.3966 |
0.04222 |
232 |
160 |
52 |
20 |
262 |
When you asked for some space in our relationship, I had no idea. |
1.3966 |
0.04222 |
232 |
160 |
52 |
20 |
263 |
Maybe you'd like to slip into something more comfortable? |
1.3966 |
0.04222 |
232 |
160 |
52 |
20 |
264 |
I feel like there's something you're not telling me. |
1.3966 |
0.04352 |
232 |
163 |
46 |
23 |
265 |
It's not that kind of fusion. |
1.3957 |
0.04226 |
235 |
163 |
51 |
21 |
266 |
Fry me to the moon. |
1.3957 |
0.04311 |
235 |
165 |
47 |
23 |
267 |
Is it meth yet? |
1.3939 |
0.04320 |
231 |
162 |
47 |
22 |
268 |
You miss the EPA, huh? |
1.3939 |
0.04187 |
231 |
159 |
53 |
19 |
269 |
Just me, or all men? |
1.3939 |
0.04276 |
231 |
161 |
49 |
21 |
270 |
Its very becoming. You look almost weightless. |
1.3939 |
0.04363 |
231 |
163 |
45 |
23 |
271 |
It's possible to demonstrate your disdain AND breathe the same air as the president. |
1.3913 |
0.04418 |
230 |
164 |
42 |
24 |
272 |
You could've just told me you had a headache. |
1.3913 |
0.04106 |
230 |
157 |
56 |
17 |
273 |
I take it you are still mad at me |
1.3913 |
0.04287 |
230 |
161 |
48 |
21 |
274 |
Are you telling me you need space? |
1.3913 |
0.04152 |
230 |
158 |
54 |
18 |
275 |
C'mon, give me a hint. Chemical or biological? |
1.3913 |
0.04287 |
230 |
161 |
48 |
21 |
276 |
I thought you were taking off today! |
1.3913 |
0.04460 |
230 |
165 |
40 |
25 |
277 |
I see you're using one of your mother's recipes again. |
1.3913 |
0.04287 |
230 |
161 |
48 |
21 |
278 |
I think you're confusing Asian Fusion with Cold Fusion |
1.3904 |
0.04222 |
228 |
158 |
51 |
19 |
279 |
Is it me, or the new EPA? |
1.3904 |
0.03987 |
228 |
153 |
61 |
14 |
280 |
Are you doing something different with your hair? |
1.3904 |
0.04488 |
228 |
164 |
39 |
25 |
281 |
After dinner you should slip into something a little less airtight. |
1.3904 |
0.04222 |
228 |
158 |
51 |
19 |
282 |
I'm sorry I forgot to buy organic but, really? |
1.3886 |
0.04297 |
229 |
161 |
47 |
21 |
283 |
I suppose we should get the hood vent repaired. |
1.3877 |
0.04044 |
227 |
154 |
58 |
15 |
284 |
Why no, I don't think it makes your butt look big. |
1.3877 |
0.04456 |
227 |
163 |
40 |
24 |
285 |
Why can't you just wear an apron like everybody else? |
1.3867 |
0.04440 |
225 |
161 |
41 |
23 |
286 |
I got it. You want some space. |
1.3867 |
0.04211 |
225 |
156 |
51 |
18 |
287 |
Is my mother coming for dinner? |
1.3867 |
0.04304 |
225 |
158 |
47 |
20 |
288 |
The fact that my mother will be joining us for dinner has me a little bit concerned |
1.3867 |
0.04304 |
225 |
158 |
47 |
20 |
289 |
So we're officially over "farm to table"? |
1.3867 |
0.04529 |
225 |
163 |
37 |
25 |
290 |
One small crepe for man, one giant leek for mankind. |
1.3867 |
0.04485 |
225 |
162 |
39 |
24 |
291 |
Okay, I get it, you need space. |
1.3867 |
0.04304 |
225 |
158 |
47 |
20 |
292 |
Have you ever considered an apron? |
1.3867 |
0.04395 |
225 |
160 |
43 |
22 |
293 |
You could just turn on the fan over the stove. |
1.3867 |
0.04067 |
225 |
153 |
57 |
15 |
294 |
Yes, I made out my will. Why do you ask? |
1.3860 |
0.04352 |
228 |
162 |
44 |
22 |
295 |
Before you change, can you hit the twins' diapers? |
1.3843 |
0.04380 |
229 |
164 |
42 |
23 |
296 |
Lemme guess... Gastronaut? |
1.3839 |
0.04314 |
224 |
158 |
46 |
20 |
297 |
Dear, cooking isn't rocket science. |
1.3839 |
0.04541 |
224 |
163 |
36 |
25 |
298 |
I love Hazmat Night |
1.3839 |
0.04451 |
224 |
161 |
40 |
23 |
299 |
If you don't want to have sex, just tell me. |
1.3839 |
0.03874 |
224 |
149 |
64 |
11 |
300 |
Now don't you regret not getting the flu shot this year? |
1.3839 |
0.03716 |
224 |
146 |
70 |
8 |
301 |
Honey, it's kale not uranium. |
1.3801 |
0.04445 |
221 |
159 |
40 |
22 |
302 |
You said you were only going to wear that in bed. |
1.3801 |
0.04537 |
221 |
161 |
36 |
24 |
303 |
That's your mother's recipe, that's the same meal your dad had the night before he died. |
1.3795 |
0.04535 |
224 |
164 |
35 |
25 |
304 |
Look, I'm sorry they didn't sell organic. |
1.3795 |
0.04446 |
224 |
162 |
39 |
23 |
305 |
Seems as though you need some space |
1.3778 |
0.04247 |
225 |
159 |
47 |
19 |
306 |
Do you just need more space? |
1.3778 |
0.04247 |
225 |
159 |
47 |
19 |
307 |
Did you do something with your hair? |
1.3773 |
0.04314 |
220 |
156 |
45 |
19 |
308 |
Is the divorce suit really necessary? |
1.3773 |
0.04314 |
220 |
156 |
45 |
19 |
309 |
I think we need some space |
1.3773 |
0.04266 |
220 |
155 |
47 |
18 |
310 |
Honey, its been twelve years since NASA rejected your application. Perhaps it's time to move on. |
1.3773 |
0.04118 |
220 |
152 |
53 |
15 |
311 |
Why don't you just make it without peanuts? |
1.3773 |
0.04362 |
220 |
157 |
43 |
20 |
312 |
You realize alternative air is not air |
1.3773 |
0.04217 |
220 |
154 |
49 |
17 |
313 |
Dinner minus 10...9...8...7... |
1.3773 |
0.03963 |
220 |
149 |
59 |
12 |
314 |
I appreciate your making me liver and onions, but we could do without the sarcasm. |
1.3773 |
0.04118 |
220 |
152 |
53 |
15 |
315 |
So you really are from Venus. |
1.3773 |
0.04266 |
220 |
155 |
47 |
18 |
316 |
I think you're taking our "toxic relationship" too literally. |
1.3773 |
0.04456 |
220 |
159 |
39 |
22 |
317 |
Does this mean no sex tonight? |
1.3761 |
0.04091 |
218 |
150 |
54 |
14 |
318 |
Okay, I get it. You have a headache. |
1.3761 |
0.04438 |
218 |
157 |
40 |
21 |
319 |
I think I'll just have a salad. |
1.3761 |
0.04292 |
218 |
154 |
46 |
18 |
320 |
Why do I feel like there's something you're not telling me? |
1.3761 |
0.04292 |
218 |
154 |
46 |
18 |
321 |
None for me, thanks. |
1.3761 |
0.04243 |
218 |
153 |
48 |
17 |
322 |
I don't see the input port for your wine. |
1.3761 |
0.04292 |
218 |
154 |
46 |
18 |
323 |
I thought we were taking the nuclear option off the table |
1.3761 |
0.04670 |
218 |
162 |
30 |
26 |
324 |
There's the doorbell. Might be my pizza. |
1.3761 |
0.04438 |
218 |
157 |
40 |
21 |
325 |
You put the "astronomy" in "gastronomy". |
1.3761 |
0.04341 |
218 |
155 |
44 |
19 |
326 |
You haven't touched your wine. |
1.3761 |
0.04485 |
218 |
158 |
38 |
22 |
327 |
Would you rather go out? |
1.3761 |
0.04243 |
218 |
153 |
48 |
17 |
328 |
Maybe you should stop using the smoke alarm as the oven timer. |
1.3761 |
0.04624 |
218 |
161 |
32 |
25 |
329 |
When I said I wanted more space in our relationship... |
1.3750 |
0.04540 |
208 |
150 |
38 |
20 |
330 |
So, we're not talking? |
1.3733 |
0.04302 |
217 |
154 |
45 |
18 |
331 |
Chicken and ricin again? |
1.3733 |
0.04590 |
217 |
160 |
33 |
24 |
332 |
All I said was, "Would it kill you to cook dinner once in a while?" |
1.3733 |
0.04590 |
217 |
160 |
33 |
24 |
333 |
This earthling votes for take-out. |
1.3733 |
0.04401 |
217 |
156 |
41 |
20 |
334 |
There's no such thing as too much garlic. |
1.3733 |
0.04302 |
217 |
154 |
45 |
18 |
335 |
The word is 'poisson', not 'poison'. |
1.3733 |
0.04401 |
217 |
156 |
41 |
20 |
336 |
Thanks for adding nuts. |
1.3733 |
0.04202 |
217 |
152 |
49 |
16 |
337 |
I'll just be having the wine... |
1.3733 |
0.04401 |
217 |
156 |
41 |
20 |
338 |
This is not what I thought you meant by "wanting more Space." |
1.3733 |
0.04253 |
217 |
153 |
47 |
17 |
339 |
I was kidding when I called your cooking toxic. |
1.3721 |
0.04379 |
215 |
154 |
42 |
19 |
340 |
Could you also do the laundry before your launch? |
1.3721 |
0.04621 |
215 |
159 |
32 |
24 |
341 |
Can I pour you some more Tang? |
1.3721 |
0.04329 |
215 |
153 |
44 |
18 |
342 |
Still mad? |
1.3721 |
0.04329 |
215 |
153 |
44 |
18 |
343 |
I get it. We need a new vent. |
1.3721 |
0.04279 |
215 |
152 |
46 |
17 |
344 |
How long have you been experimenting with fusion cooking? |
1.3721 |
0.04124 |
215 |
149 |
52 |
14 |
345 |
I'm going to go ahead and guess that whatever you read was fake news. |
1.3721 |
0.04667 |
215 |
160 |
30 |
25 |
346 |
Julia Child only needed an apron. |
1.3721 |
0.04279 |
215 |
152 |
46 |
17 |
347 |
I'm sensing you need some space. |
1.3721 |
0.04428 |
215 |
155 |
40 |
20 |
348 |
Yes, I smoked a cigarette in the house. Why? |
1.3721 |
0.04279 |
215 |
152 |
46 |
17 |
349 |
I never should have told you how I voted. |
1.3721 |
0.04526 |
215 |
157 |
36 |
22 |
350 |
Fine. I'll give you some space. |
1.3721 |
0.03962 |
215 |
146 |
58 |
11 |
351 |
I'm sensing you need some space. |
1.3692 |
0.04339 |
214 |
153 |
43 |
18 |
352 |
Should I be afraid to ask what's for dinner? |
1.3692 |
0.04079 |
214 |
148 |
53 |
13 |
353 |
Tuna meltdown tonight? |
1.3692 |
0.04132 |
214 |
149 |
51 |
14 |
354 |
Exactly how spicy? |
1.3692 |
0.04237 |
214 |
151 |
47 |
16 |
355 |
On a scale of one to ten, how spicy? |
1.3692 |
0.04079 |
214 |
148 |
53 |
13 |
356 |
OK> OK> We'll get an exhaust fan. |
1.3692 |
0.03914 |
214 |
145 |
59 |
10 |
357 |
What women's movement is this? |
1.3692 |
0.04439 |
214 |
155 |
39 |
20 |
358 |
You look hot tonight. |
1.3674 |
0.04169 |
215 |
151 |
49 |
15 |
359 |
Or, we could order in. |
1.3662 |
0.04141 |
213 |
149 |
50 |
14 |
360 |
You look hot in that outfit. |
1.3662 |
0.04450 |
213 |
155 |
38 |
20 |
361 |
It was one sneeze, Karen. |
1.3662 |
0.04299 |
213 |
152 |
44 |
17 |
362 |
You could try cooking without onions. |
1.3649 |
0.04429 |
211 |
153 |
39 |
19 |
363 |
Well, I think you're sucking all the air out of our relationship too. |
1.3649 |
0.04377 |
211 |
152 |
41 |
18 |
364 |
Good grief, Laura... It doesn't mean you are literally 'from Venus', you know. |
1.3649 |
0.04377 |
211 |
152 |
41 |
18 |
365 |
Is there something I should know? |
1.3649 |
0.04325 |
211 |
151 |
43 |
17 |
366 |
Well, sometimes I need space too. |
1.3649 |
0.04479 |
211 |
154 |
37 |
20 |
367 |
Sure, it's a toxic relationship--but don't you think you've gone a bit too far? |
1.3649 |
0.04325 |
211 |
151 |
43 |
17 |
368 |
How about if I just become a vegetarian, too? |
1.3649 |
0.04579 |
211 |
156 |
33 |
22 |
369 |
I heard you the first time when you said I suck all the oxygen out of the room. |
1.3645 |
0.04333 |
214 |
154 |
42 |
18 |
370 |
I just need some space right now. |
1.3645 |
0.04282 |
214 |
153 |
44 |
17 |
371 |
I'll suit up and join you in the dining module. |
1.3645 |
0.04230 |
214 |
152 |
46 |
16 |
372 |
I feel underdressed. |
1.3645 |
0.04383 |
214 |
155 |
40 |
19 |
373 |
Tuna meltdown tonight? |
1.3628 |
0.04366 |
215 |
156 |
40 |
19 |
374 |
You could have just said you need space. |
1.3628 |
0.04316 |
215 |
155 |
42 |
18 |
375 |
No, but it sure does make your back look big. |
1.3619 |
0.04541 |
210 |
155 |
34 |
21 |
376 |
OK, OK, I'll clean the litter box, drama queen. |
1.3619 |
0.04335 |
210 |
151 |
42 |
17 |
377 |
You mean I literally suck all the air out of the room? |
1.3619 |
0.04640 |
210 |
157 |
30 |
23 |
378 |
How were things at Monsanto today? |
1.3619 |
0.04283 |
210 |
150 |
44 |
16 |
379 |
Worried about the Flu bug? |
1.3619 |
0.03588 |
210 |
138 |
68 |
4 |
380 |
Ok, you win. We'll go organic. |
1.3619 |
0.04490 |
210 |
154 |
36 |
20 |
381 |
So your profile said you're from Venus? |
1.3619 |
0.04175 |
210 |
148 |
48 |
14 |
382 |
You really weren't kidding about the chili! |
1.3606 |
0.04255 |
208 |
148 |
45 |
15 |
383 |
I hope it tastes better than it smells |
1.3606 |
0.04200 |
208 |
147 |
47 |
14 |
384 |
You look radiant this evening. |
1.3606 |
0.04363 |
208 |
150 |
41 |
17 |
385 |
How's the news filter working this evening? |
1.3606 |
0.04416 |
208 |
151 |
39 |
18 |
386 |
If you're fixing that for me, I'm not hungry. |
1.3606 |
0.04363 |
208 |
150 |
41 |
17 |
387 |
I usually just use an apron. |
1.3606 |
0.04255 |
208 |
148 |
45 |
15 |
388 |
Hon, did you get your hair done or something? |
1.3606 |
0.03793 |
208 |
140 |
61 |
7 |
389 |
Can I play with your knobs? |
1.3606 |
0.04468 |
208 |
152 |
37 |
19 |
390 |
How's my mail-order bride from Chernobyl doing? |
1.3606 |
0.04520 |
208 |
153 |
35 |
20 |
391 |
I feel like we're in a toxic relationship. |
1.3606 |
0.04088 |
208 |
145 |
51 |
12 |
392 |
Weren't you wearing that same outfit yesterday? |
1.3606 |
0.04309 |
208 |
149 |
43 |
16 |
393 |
I get it. You want your own space. |
1.3589 |
0.04184 |
209 |
148 |
47 |
14 |
394 |
Wouldn't a divorce be easier? |
1.3589 |
0.04072 |
209 |
146 |
51 |
12 |
395 |
On second thought, maybe we don’t have to invite my mother over for dinner. |
1.3575 |
0.04373 |
207 |
150 |
40 |
17 |
396 |
That's not the way Mother made it. |
1.3575 |
0.04684 |
207 |
156 |
28 |
23 |
397 |
Not everything has to be rocket science. |
1.3575 |
0.04531 |
207 |
153 |
34 |
20 |
398 |
Promise you'll take it off as soon as Trump is impeached? |
1.3575 |
0.04684 |
207 |
156 |
28 |
23 |
399 |
So, are we trying something new tonight? |
1.3575 |
0.04209 |
207 |
147 |
46 |
14 |
400 |
Wow, dinner! One small step for mankind. |
1.3575 |
0.04531 |
207 |
153 |
34 |
20 |
401 |
This dinner better be out of this world. |
1.3575 |
0.04264 |
207 |
148 |
44 |
15 |
402 |
You know I said, "Mild", right? |
1.3575 |
0.04373 |
207 |
150 |
40 |
17 |
403 |
Chernobyl chicken again? |
1.3575 |
0.04319 |
207 |
149 |
42 |
16 |
404 |
Another recipe from the hazmat cookbook? |
1.3575 |
0.04153 |
207 |
146 |
48 |
13 |
405 |
Mother loves it when you use her recipe. |
1.3575 |
0.04153 |
207 |
146 |
48 |
13 |
406 |
Wouldn’t it just be easier to get rid of that Teflon frying pan? |
1.3575 |
0.04426 |
207 |
151 |
38 |
18 |
407 |
Do you need some space? |
1.3561 |
0.04401 |
205 |
149 |
39 |
17 |
408 |
Sometimes you’re in your own little world. |
1.3561 |
0.04455 |
205 |
150 |
37 |
18 |
409 |
So you're going to keep that on for the next four years? |
1.3561 |
0.04665 |
205 |
154 |
29 |
22 |
410 |
Over medium, it's not rocket science |
1.3561 |
0.04235 |
205 |
146 |
45 |
14 |
411 |
I'm getting the feeling that you want more space. |
1.3561 |
0.04508 |
205 |
151 |
35 |
19 |
412 |
My therapist suggests that we should talk about our intimacy issues |
1.3561 |
0.04235 |
205 |
146 |
45 |
14 |
413 |
I think you should stop watching the news. |
1.3561 |
0.04235 |
205 |
146 |
45 |
14 |
414 |
Maybe not THAT spicy. |
1.3561 |
0.04178 |
205 |
145 |
47 |
13 |
415 |
Another recipe from the Chernobyl Cookbook? |
1.3561 |
0.04346 |
205 |
148 |
41 |
16 |
416 |
Did you wash your hands? |
1.3558 |
0.04512 |
208 |
154 |
34 |
20 |
417 |
What are you cooking up for the press tonight, Kellyanne? |
1.3558 |
0.04461 |
208 |
153 |
36 |
19 |
418 |
That's one giant crepe for mankind. |
1.3529 |
0.04356 |
204 |
148 |
40 |
16 |
419 |
I see you're using your mother's recipe again. |
1.3529 |
0.04244 |
204 |
146 |
44 |
14 |
420 |
I'm sorry... I didn't bring protection. |
1.3529 |
0.04573 |
204 |
152 |
32 |
20 |
421 |
Meth again??? |
1.3529 |
0.04677 |
204 |
154 |
28 |
22 |
422 |
I'm sensing you need space. |
1.3529 |
0.04244 |
204 |
146 |
44 |
14 |
423 |
I'm getting the feeling that you need some space. |
1.3529 |
0.04411 |
204 |
149 |
38 |
17 |
424 |
Wouldn't a vent hood and fan be better? |
1.3529 |
0.04244 |
204 |
146 |
44 |
14 |
425 |
You know, maybe I'm not so hungry after all. |
1.3529 |
0.04411 |
204 |
149 |
38 |
17 |
426 |
I promise to stop talking about politics. |
1.3529 |
0.04573 |
204 |
152 |
32 |
20 |
427 |
You're seriously wearing that for the next four years? |
1.3515 |
0.04761 |
202 |
154 |
25 |
23 |
428 |
Do I need red, white, or flame retardant with this tonight? |
1.3515 |
0.04709 |
202 |
153 |
27 |
22 |
429 |
I liked "The Martian" too but I prefer a nice pinot and your French maid outfit. |
1.3515 |
0.04603 |
202 |
151 |
31 |
20 |
430 |
Ok so I voted for Trump. Does that make me a disease? |
1.3515 |
0.04761 |
202 |
154 |
25 |
23 |
431 |
Aren't you going to drink your Tang? |
1.3515 |
0.04495 |
202 |
149 |
35 |
18 |
432 |
Why don't I prep the onions next time? |
1.3515 |
0.04328 |
202 |
146 |
41 |
15 |
433 |
Couldn't we just install an exhaust fan? |
1.3515 |
0.03781 |
202 |
137 |
59 |
6 |
434 |
Oh, but I can't have a sports car. |
1.3515 |
0.04384 |
202 |
147 |
39 |
16 |
435 |
Are you going to drink your wine? |
1.3515 |
0.04440 |
202 |
148 |
37 |
17 |
436 |
I see you're going with the nuclear option. |
1.3515 |
0.04495 |
202 |
149 |
35 |
18 |
437 |
So you've heard about the new head of the EPA. |
1.3515 |
0.04813 |
202 |
155 |
23 |
24 |
438 |
Have you done something new with your hair? |
1.3515 |
0.04384 |
202 |
147 |
39 |
16 |
439 |
If you don't want to make liver and onions for me, just say so. |
1.3515 |
0.04328 |
202 |
146 |
41 |
15 |
440 |
'ya takin' off after dinner? |
1.3515 |
0.04384 |
202 |
147 |
39 |
16 |
441 |
No, it doesn't make your butt look fat. |
1.3515 |
0.04270 |
202 |
145 |
43 |
14 |
442 |
You used to think I was a breath of fresh air. |
1.3515 |
0.03972 |
202 |
140 |
53 |
9 |
443 |
You look nice tonight. |
1.3515 |
0.04440 |
202 |
148 |
37 |
17 |
444 |
Fine, next time I'll buy organic |
1.3515 |
0.04603 |
202 |
151 |
31 |
20 |
445 |
I need some space. |
1.3515 |
0.04270 |
202 |
145 |
43 |
14 |
446 |
The doctor said the flatulence should stop in about a week |
1.3495 |
0.04535 |
206 |
154 |
32 |
20 |
447 |
I should have been more specific when I suggested role-playing. |
1.3483 |
0.04279 |
201 |
145 |
42 |
14 |
448 |
It's not THAT spicy. |
1.3483 |
0.04162 |
201 |
143 |
46 |
12 |
449 |
So, basically, that's the difference between jalapeños and habañeros. |
1.3483 |
0.04394 |
201 |
147 |
38 |
16 |
450 |
So you're saying it's like we're from different planets? |
1.3483 |
0.04394 |
201 |
147 |
38 |
16 |
451 |
New suit? |
1.3483 |
0.04279 |
201 |
145 |
42 |
14 |
452 |
I prefer the George Foreman grill to this new Buzz Aldrin one. |
1.3483 |
0.04450 |
201 |
148 |
36 |
17 |
453 |
What do you mean you need some space? |
1.3483 |
0.04394 |
201 |
147 |
38 |
16 |
454 |
A French maid's costume is easier. |
1.3483 |
0.03851 |
201 |
138 |
56 |
7 |
455 |
I'll try anything once. Why do you ask? |
1.3483 |
0.04450 |
201 |
148 |
36 |
17 |
456 |
Your 3-bean chili again? |
1.3483 |
0.04394 |
201 |
147 |
38 |
16 |
457 |
I know, I know. I suck the oxygen out of the room. |
1.3483 |
0.04279 |
201 |
145 |
42 |
14 |
458 |
I didn't know NASA put out a cook book. |
1.3483 |
0.04101 |
201 |
142 |
48 |
11 |
459 |
So you think our relationship is toxic?! |
1.3483 |
0.04506 |
201 |
149 |
34 |
18 |
460 |
You don't like the new aftershave then? |
1.3483 |
0.04561 |
201 |
150 |
32 |
19 |
461 |
Shall I slip into something more uncomfortable? |
1.3467 |
0.04592 |
199 |
149 |
31 |
19 |
462 |
Is there something about this meal that your not telling me? |
1.3467 |
0.04247 |
199 |
143 |
43 |
13 |
463 |
Did you get a haircut? |
1.3467 |
0.04701 |
199 |
151 |
27 |
21 |
464 |
Why don't you just say you want a Divorce?!!! |
1.3467 |
0.04480 |
199 |
147 |
35 |
17 |
465 |
I liked your barefoot Contessa look better. |
1.3467 |
0.04247 |
199 |
143 |
43 |
13 |
466 |
Lighten up, Margaret. It's only herpes. |
1.3467 |
0.04126 |
199 |
141 |
47 |
11 |
467 |
You haven't said anything about my new cologne... |
1.3467 |
0.04307 |
199 |
144 |
41 |
14 |
468 |
You could just tell me you have a headache you know. |
1.3467 |
0.04247 |
199 |
143 |
43 |
13 |
469 |
Honey, please, I meant 'spacey' in a good way. |
1.3467 |
0.04187 |
199 |
142 |
45 |
12 |
470 |
No, no, no...I said 'poisson,' it's French for fish. |
1.3467 |
0.04423 |
199 |
146 |
37 |
16 |
471 |
Are you sure gluten is airborne? |
1.3467 |
0.04647 |
199 |
150 |
29 |
20 |
472 |
You must be making something out of this world. |
1.3467 |
0.04423 |
199 |
146 |
37 |
16 |
473 |
What I hear you saying is that you need some space. |
1.3467 |
0.04480 |
199 |
147 |
35 |
17 |
474 |
So, we agree your cooking stinks? |
1.3434 |
0.04490 |
198 |
147 |
34 |
17 |
475 |
That's one small omelet for man. |
1.3434 |
0.04547 |
198 |
148 |
32 |
18 |
476 |
Honey, they're just onions |
1.3434 |
0.04071 |
198 |
140 |
48 |
10 |
477 |
Are we expecting my mother for dinner? |
1.3434 |
0.04256 |
198 |
143 |
42 |
13 |
478 |
Was it the beans? |
1.3434 |
0.04375 |
198 |
145 |
38 |
15 |
479 |
I thought preparing to go to Mars after the election was just talk. |
1.3434 |
0.04547 |
198 |
148 |
32 |
18 |
480 |
'It's the name of a book ...you're not really from Venus.' |
1.3434 |
0.04195 |
198 |
142 |
44 |
12 |
481 |
Can't you just wear one of those pink hats like the other women? |
1.3434 |
0.04433 |
198 |
146 |
36 |
16 |
482 |
Is there something you're not telling me? |
1.3434 |
0.04195 |
198 |
142 |
44 |
12 |
483 |
It won't work. News about Trump is bound to get in. |
1.3434 |
0.04490 |
198 |
147 |
34 |
17 |
484 |
So does this Mars lifestyle experiment extend to the bedroom? |
1.3434 |
0.04603 |
198 |
149 |
30 |
19 |
485 |
Wouldn't it be easier to install a smoke alarm? |
1.3434 |
0.04316 |
198 |
144 |
40 |
14 |
486 |
See you heard they confirmed the new EPA chief today. |
1.3434 |
0.04490 |
198 |
147 |
34 |
17 |
487 |
Seriously, how fast do you think climate change happens? |
1.3434 |
0.04316 |
198 |
144 |
40 |
14 |
488 |
Do you plan on wearing that for the next four years? |
1.3434 |
0.04767 |
198 |
152 |
24 |
22 |
489 |
I'm sorry I called your cooking toxic. Let it go. |
1.3434 |
0.04603 |
198 |
149 |
30 |
19 |
490 |
Somehow I feel strangely aroused |
1.3434 |
0.03943 |
198 |
138 |
52 |
8 |
491 |
How much Sriracha did you put in there? |
1.3434 |
0.04316 |
198 |
144 |
40 |
14 |
492 |
I'm just saying, there might be such a thing as too spicy. |
1.3385 |
0.04291 |
195 |
142 |
40 |
13 |
493 |
Don't make liver and onions just for me. |
1.3385 |
0.04413 |
195 |
144 |
36 |
15 |
494 |
So you decided to go with my mom's recipe after all? |
1.3385 |
0.04229 |
195 |
141 |
42 |
12 |
495 |
I'm just saying I don't bring my work home with me. |
1.3385 |
0.04229 |
195 |
141 |
42 |
12 |
496 |
That's one small step for manicotti... |
1.3385 |
0.04413 |
195 |
144 |
36 |
15 |
497 |
Can I have your wine? |
1.3385 |
0.04166 |
195 |
140 |
44 |
11 |
498 |
You could just ask that I use a different cologne. |
1.3385 |
0.04037 |
195 |
138 |
48 |
9 |
499 |
So, anything new going on at the EPA? |
1.3385 |
0.04413 |
195 |
144 |
36 |
15 |
500 |
I don't think you have to take the little drawing on the salsa bottle literally. |
1.3385 |
0.04472 |
195 |
145 |
34 |
16 |
501 |
Honey, don't you think you've taken the gluten sensitivity thing far enough? |
1.3385 |
0.04472 |
195 |
145 |
34 |
16 |
502 |
And you don't see this as a manifestation of your emotional unavailability? |
1.3385 |
0.04352 |
195 |
143 |
38 |
14 |
503 |
If you don't like cilantro, just say so. |
1.3385 |
0.04413 |
195 |
144 |
36 |
15 |
504 |
Whatever you're cooking, looks radiant. |
1.3385 |
0.04413 |
195 |
144 |
36 |
15 |
505 |
How many drinks have you had? You're wearing the vacuum cleaner and burning the eggs! |
1.3385 |
0.04759 |
195 |
150 |
24 |
21 |
506 |
This gives a whole new meaning to nuclear family. |
1.3385 |
0.04413 |
195 |
144 |
36 |
15 |
507 |
Earth to Brenda. |
1.3385 |
0.04472 |
195 |
145 |
34 |
16 |
508 |
What new life insurance policy? |
1.3385 |
0.04413 |
195 |
144 |
36 |
15 |
509 |
Should I be worried? |
1.3384 |
0.04124 |
198 |
142 |
45 |
11 |
510 |
I hope you noticed that I don't bring MY work home. |
1.3384 |
0.04365 |
198 |
146 |
37 |
15 |
511 |
If I say I'm sorry I voted for him will you end this charade? |
1.3384 |
0.04594 |
198 |
150 |
29 |
19 |
512 |
If you need more space, just tell me. |
1.3384 |
0.04306 |
198 |
145 |
39 |
14 |
513 |
I thought that after we got married you would stop wearing that. |
1.3351 |
0.04541 |
194 |
146 |
31 |
17 |
514 |
Honey why don't we just throw out the old Teflon pan |
1.3351 |
0.04361 |
194 |
143 |
37 |
14 |
515 |
So, you've decided to try my mother's recipe? |
1.3351 |
0.04541 |
194 |
146 |
31 |
17 |
516 |
You could've just told me you had a headache. |
1.3351 |
0.03840 |
194 |
135 |
53 |
6 |
517 |
Good grief, honey. They're only carbs. |
1.3351 |
0.04422 |
194 |
144 |
35 |
15 |
518 |
How come you've just made enough for one? |
1.3351 |
0.04422 |
194 |
144 |
35 |
15 |
519 |
Something tells me that dinner is going to be out of this world. |
1.3351 |
0.04482 |
194 |
145 |
33 |
16 |
520 |
I thought it was only my laugh that was infectious. |
1.3351 |
0.04422 |
194 |
144 |
35 |
15 |
521 |
I need some space. |
1.3351 |
0.04044 |
194 |
138 |
47 |
9 |
522 |
Is MY mother coming to dinner tonight? |
1.3351 |
0.04482 |
194 |
145 |
33 |
16 |
523 |
It's just an onion. |
1.3351 |
0.04715 |
194 |
149 |
25 |
20 |
524 |
Should I ask? |
1.3333 |
0.04327 |
192 |
141 |
38 |
13 |
525 |
what exactly is this 'secret ingredient' you've been bragging about?? |
1.3333 |
0.04572 |
192 |
145 |
30 |
17 |
526 |
O.K. This is the last time I'll ask for liver and onions. |
1.3333 |
0.04134 |
192 |
138 |
44 |
10 |
527 |
Is this your way of avoiding sex after dinner? |
1.3333 |
0.04199 |
192 |
139 |
42 |
11 |
528 |
I think we need to talk about you taking your work home. |
1.3333 |
0.04512 |
192 |
144 |
32 |
16 |
529 |
You've got to stop bringing your work home with you |
1.3333 |
0.04451 |
192 |
143 |
34 |
15 |
530 |
This is just a wild guess, but is that an "I need some space" suit? |
1.3333 |
0.04512 |
192 |
144 |
32 |
16 |
531 |
Trying another one of your mother's recipes, I see. |
1.3333 |
0.04690 |
192 |
147 |
26 |
19 |
532 |
We could get an air purifier instead of a divorce. |
1.3333 |
0.04390 |
192 |
142 |
36 |
14 |
533 |
You didnt mind cooking burgers for me when we were dating, Miss Vegan |
1.3333 |
0.04134 |
192 |
138 |
44 |
10 |
534 |
Mmmm, that smells out of this world! |
1.3316 |
0.04492 |
193 |
145 |
32 |
16 |
535 |
Eggs and meth? |
1.3298 |
0.04336 |
191 |
141 |
37 |
13 |
536 |
Okay, okay, we'll go out. |
1.3298 |
0.04583 |
191 |
145 |
29 |
17 |
537 |
Mom wants to know if we've thought about having kids |
1.3298 |
0.04643 |
191 |
146 |
27 |
18 |
538 |
I want out of this toxic relationship. |
1.3298 |
0.04272 |
191 |
140 |
39 |
12 |
539 |
I feel like you're taking this Mars and Venus thing a little too far. |
1.3298 |
0.04005 |
191 |
136 |
47 |
8 |
540 |
So that's a no on my new cologne? |
1.3298 |
0.04336 |
191 |
141 |
37 |
13 |
541 |
How 'bout we make this the last time we have lutefisk? |
1.3298 |
0.04399 |
191 |
142 |
35 |
14 |
542 |
This is exactly what I meant when I said you were being too defensive. |
1.3298 |
0.04461 |
191 |
143 |
33 |
15 |
543 |
Thanks, hon. Oh, and could you also iron a few shirts before your mission? |
1.3298 |
0.04522 |
191 |
144 |
31 |
16 |
544 |
Fukushima fish fry? |
1.3298 |
0.04272 |
191 |
140 |
39 |
12 |
545 |
So... what kind of underwear do you have on? |
1.3298 |
0.04522 |
191 |
144 |
31 |
16 |
546 |
You could have just left the peanuts out of the recipe. |
1.3298 |
0.04141 |
191 |
138 |
43 |
10 |
547 |
Not quite what I meant by role-playing... |
1.3298 |
0.04272 |
191 |
140 |
39 |
12 |
548 |
So what? It's just a day past the expiration date. |
1.3298 |
0.04005 |
191 |
136 |
47 |
8 |
549 |
Point made; I promise to buy some BEANO today. |
1.3298 |
0.04461 |
191 |
143 |
33 |
15 |
550 |
Have you been reading the package ingredients again? |
1.3298 |
0.04702 |
191 |
147 |
25 |
19 |
551 |
I guess pretending you're on the moon is cheaper than actually moving to Canada. |
1.3298 |
0.04461 |
191 |
143 |
33 |
15 |
552 |
Thanks, but I would like for you to taste it first |
1.3280 |
0.04364 |
189 |
140 |
36 |
13 |
553 |
Are you okay, honey? You seem a little spacey. |
1.3280 |
0.04299 |
189 |
139 |
38 |
12 |
554 |
Spicier! |
1.3280 |
0.04553 |
189 |
143 |
30 |
16 |
555 |
Throw away that old teflon pan, already! |
1.3280 |
0.04675 |
189 |
145 |
26 |
18 |
556 |
Rhonda once again tries shame Bert into repairing the exhaust fan. |
1.3280 |
0.04615 |
189 |
144 |
28 |
17 |
557 |
You know I'd help, but I just needed to decompress first. |
1.3280 |
0.04364 |
189 |
140 |
36 |
13 |
558 |
Nice boots. |
1.3280 |
0.04491 |
189 |
142 |
32 |
15 |
559 |
The atmosphere around here is toxic. |
1.3280 |
0.04491 |
189 |
142 |
32 |
15 |
560 |
I wish you would stop bringing your work home. |
1.3280 |
0.04428 |
189 |
141 |
34 |
14 |
561 |
Mm, Is that Polonium I smell? |
1.3280 |
0.04299 |
189 |
139 |
38 |
12 |
562 |
Honey, sometimes I feel like we are leading separate lives.. |
1.3280 |
0.04299 |
189 |
139 |
38 |
12 |
563 |
What do you expect if you keep feeding me cabbage and beans? |
1.3280 |
0.04615 |
189 |
144 |
28 |
17 |
564 |
You promised you wouldn't go nuclear. |
1.3280 |
0.04491 |
189 |
142 |
32 |
15 |
565 |
You say toxic, I say savory |
1.3280 |
0.04364 |
189 |
140 |
36 |
13 |
566 |
Just the wine for me, thanks. |
1.3280 |
0.04233 |
189 |
138 |
40 |
11 |
567 |
Easy on the plutonium . |
1.3280 |
0.04553 |
189 |
143 |
30 |
16 |
568 |
That outfit still gets me going. |
1.3280 |
0.04233 |
189 |
138 |
40 |
11 |
569 |
That makes you look fat. |
1.3245 |
0.04625 |
188 |
144 |
27 |
17 |
570 |
Did you spend all day on the CDC's website again? |
1.3245 |
0.04307 |
188 |
139 |
37 |
12 |
571 |
Then don't make fish. |
1.3226 |
0.04466 |
186 |
140 |
32 |
14 |
572 |
There's something different about you, honey. New haircut? |
1.3226 |
0.04595 |
186 |
142 |
28 |
16 |
573 |
You're really taking this bird flu thing too far. |
1.3226 |
0.03602 |
186 |
128 |
56 |
2 |
574 |
I see last night's argument is still on the table too. |
1.3226 |
0.04267 |
186 |
137 |
38 |
11 |
575 |
Doesn't "Hot" food normally refer to either temperature or spices? |
1.3226 |
0.04401 |
186 |
139 |
34 |
13 |
576 |
If you don’t want to have sex, you could just say so. |
1.3226 |
0.03985 |
186 |
133 |
46 |
7 |
577 |
What do you mean you need space? |
1.3226 |
0.04401 |
186 |
139 |
34 |
13 |
578 |
Hey, I got an idea. How about we eat out tonight? |
1.3226 |
0.04595 |
186 |
142 |
28 |
16 |
579 |
Why don't you just make it without the onions? |
1.3226 |
0.04198 |
186 |
136 |
40 |
10 |
580 |
Let me guess... Limburger Helper! |
1.3226 |
0.04531 |
186 |
141 |
30 |
15 |
581 |
Ok! I get the message. I'll call the guy to fix the vent. |
1.3226 |
0.04267 |
186 |
137 |
38 |
11 |
582 |
I can only imagine the protection we're going to use for after dinner. |
1.3226 |
0.04720 |
186 |
144 |
24 |
18 |
583 |
I'm pretty sure the recipe calls for plantains, not plutonium. |
1.3226 |
0.04658 |
186 |
143 |
26 |
17 |
584 |
Can you change the twins' diapers while you're at it? |
1.3226 |
0.04466 |
186 |
140 |
32 |
14 |
585 |
Are you sure the recipe called for pepper spray? |
1.3226 |
0.04466 |
186 |
140 |
32 |
14 |
586 |
Think I will pass on dinner tonight. |
1.3226 |
0.04401 |
186 |
139 |
34 |
13 |
587 |
You wouldn't be trying to poison me again, would you? |
1.3226 |
0.04531 |
186 |
141 |
30 |
15 |
588 |
Can I offer you some TANG? |
1.3226 |
0.04057 |
186 |
134 |
44 |
8 |
589 |
Where should I pour your drink? |
1.3226 |
0.04901 |
186 |
147 |
18 |
21 |
590 |
Honey, we had meth for breakfast yesterday. |
1.3209 |
0.04758 |
187 |
146 |
22 |
19 |
591 |
Everyone has their own approach to the next four years. Mine is alcohol. |
1.3189 |
0.04476 |
185 |
140 |
31 |
14 |
592 |
And don't let the peas touch the carrots, okay? |
1.3189 |
0.04409 |
185 |
139 |
33 |
13 |
593 |
Another glass of Tang, dear? |
1.3189 |
0.04342 |
185 |
138 |
35 |
12 |
594 |
I only shook hands with Trump! I'm sure I'm not infected. |
1.3189 |
0.04476 |
185 |
140 |
31 |
14 |
595 |
Is this a family recipe? |
1.3189 |
0.04668 |
185 |
143 |
25 |
17 |
596 |
Thank God the virus didn't stop you from cooking. |
1.3189 |
0.04541 |
185 |
141 |
29 |
15 |
597 |
I guess it's really over when we can't even breathe the same air anymore. |
1.3189 |
0.04731 |
185 |
144 |
23 |
18 |
598 |
Since you've landed my dear, it's no longer necessary to follow the NASA rules for keeping kosher. |
1.3189 |
0.03915 |
185 |
132 |
47 |
6 |
599 |
Okay, you're from Venus. Heading back tonight? |
1.3189 |
0.04342 |
185 |
138 |
35 |
12 |
600 |
I just need a little space. |
1.3189 |
0.04409 |
185 |
139 |
33 |
13 |
601 |
Susan, you've made your point, I'll stop eating chili. |
1.3189 |
0.04605 |
185 |
142 |
27 |
16 |
602 |
You remember wanting me to remind you when you're being passive aggressive, right? |
1.3172 |
0.04389 |
186 |
140 |
33 |
13 |
603 |
'Whatever you're cooking smells out of this world." |
1.3169 |
0.04439 |
183 |
138 |
32 |
13 |
604 |
Chernobyl chicken again? |
1.3169 |
0.04301 |
183 |
136 |
36 |
11 |
605 |
Our relationship is suffocating you? Is that it? |
1.3169 |
0.04301 |
183 |
136 |
36 |
11 |
606 |
Wouldn't a splatter screen have been easier? |
1.3169 |
0.04301 |
183 |
136 |
36 |
11 |
607 |
Okay, okay. I got it. I'll shower tonight. |
1.3169 |
0.04301 |
183 |
136 |
36 |
11 |
608 |
I guess I'm too late to peel the onions. |
1.3169 |
0.04301 |
183 |
136 |
36 |
11 |
609 |
I'm getting a little nervous about this chili. |
1.3169 |
0.04231 |
183 |
135 |
38 |
10 |
610 |
Making those Mars bars again? |
1.3169 |
0.04086 |
183 |
133 |
42 |
8 |
611 |
What's nukin'? |
1.3169 |
0.04370 |
183 |
137 |
34 |
12 |
612 |
I sense space between us. |
1.3169 |
0.04301 |
183 |
136 |
36 |
11 |
613 |
So, where you off to today? |
1.3169 |
0.04572 |
183 |
140 |
28 |
15 |
614 |
Are you going to wear that for the next four years? |
1.3169 |
0.04506 |
183 |
139 |
30 |
14 |
615 |
You act like we don't even breathe the same air. |
1.3169 |
0.04439 |
183 |
138 |
32 |
13 |
616 |
If you can't stand the heat,... |
1.3169 |
0.04765 |
183 |
143 |
22 |
18 |
617 |
Yes, I’m wearing that new cologne by Trump. Why? |
1.3169 |
0.04439 |
183 |
138 |
32 |
13 |
618 |
Should I be suspicious? |
1.3169 |
0.04301 |
183 |
136 |
36 |
11 |
619 |
I believe the recipe said 'exotic', not 'toxic' dear......... |
1.3169 |
0.04572 |
183 |
140 |
28 |
15 |
620 |
I'd settle for a toxic relationship. |
1.3169 |
0.04439 |
183 |
138 |
32 |
13 |
621 |
Making your killer chili again? |
1.3169 |
0.04301 |
183 |
136 |
36 |
11 |
622 |
You don't have to follow my mom's recipe exactly. |
1.3169 |
0.04506 |
183 |
139 |
30 |
14 |
623 |
I'm guessing you need some space this evening? |
1.3169 |
0.04301 |
183 |
136 |
36 |
11 |
624 |
So, should I be mixing up the Tang? |
1.3169 |
0.04637 |
183 |
141 |
26 |
16 |
625 |
Honey, I think you're taking this "nuclear family" thing a bit too far. |
1.3152 |
0.04350 |
184 |
138 |
34 |
12 |
626 |
Just double the recipe, it's not rocket science. |
1.3132 |
0.04647 |
182 |
141 |
25 |
16 |
627 |
Between changing diapers and fish night, I think the investment in that suit has really paid off. |
1.3132 |
0.04647 |
182 |
141 |
25 |
16 |
628 |
I vote we keep the nuclear threat off the table. |
1.3132 |
0.04447 |
182 |
138 |
31 |
13 |
629 |
If you didn't want to make liver and onions why didn't you just say so. |
1.3132 |
0.04447 |
182 |
138 |
31 |
13 |
630 |
Fish again? |
1.3132 |
0.04378 |
182 |
137 |
33 |
12 |
631 |
I see you caught that Monsanto documentary. |
1.3132 |
0.04378 |
182 |
137 |
33 |
12 |
632 |
Someone feeling astro-naughty tonight? |
1.3132 |
0.04378 |
182 |
137 |
33 |
12 |
633 |
"Is this in response to my saying, 'Surprise me'"? |
1.3115 |
0.04146 |
183 |
135 |
39 |
9 |
634 |
Really Alice? I ask for liver and onions once a year on my birthday. |
1.3111 |
0.04190 |
180 |
133 |
38 |
9 |
635 |
If you'd rather not make me liver and onions, just say so. |
1.3111 |
0.04407 |
180 |
136 |
32 |
12 |
636 |
If you don't want to use my mother's recipe, why don't you just say so? |
1.3111 |
0.04336 |
180 |
135 |
34 |
11 |
637 |
If you didn't want to make me liver and onions, you could have just said so. |
1.3111 |
0.04407 |
180 |
136 |
32 |
12 |
638 |
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.3111 |
0.04477 |
180 |
137 |
30 |
13 |
639 |
Admitting your cooking is a health hazard is the first step. |
1.3111 |
0.04546 |
180 |
138 |
28 |
14 |
640 |
It's only liver and onions. |
1.3111 |
0.04336 |
180 |
135 |
34 |
11 |
641 |
Why do you always get to wear the suit? |
1.3111 |
0.04680 |
180 |
140 |
24 |
16 |
642 |
To be honest, that suit does make you look fat. |
1.3111 |
0.04680 |
180 |
140 |
24 |
16 |
643 |
No, I don’t think it makes you look fat. |
1.3111 |
0.04613 |
180 |
139 |
26 |
15 |
644 |
Reading the EPA website again? |
1.3111 |
0.04613 |
180 |
139 |
26 |
15 |
645 |
Did you just finish reading, "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus"? |
1.3111 |
0.03802 |
180 |
128 |
48 |
4 |
646 |
So how was your day? |
1.3111 |
0.04336 |
180 |
135 |
34 |
11 |
647 |
You know, if you didn't fry everything I might not have as much gas. |
1.3111 |
0.04613 |
180 |
139 |
26 |
15 |
648 |
Aren't you going to be late for liftoff? |
1.3111 |
0.04407 |
180 |
136 |
32 |
12 |
649 |
OK. Give me that phone number for the exhaust hood repairman one more time. |
1.3111 |
0.04264 |
180 |
134 |
36 |
10 |
650 |
You'd make a great chef in a restaurant with no atmosphere |
1.3111 |
0.04546 |
180 |
138 |
28 |
14 |
651 |
Trying one of my Mother's recipes was just a suggestion. |
1.3111 |
0.04264 |
180 |
134 |
36 |
10 |
652 |
And what thing has Facebook told you to be afraid of today? |
1.3111 |
0.04477 |
180 |
137 |
30 |
13 |
653 |
You knew I liked fried cabbage when you married me. |
1.3111 |
0.04190 |
180 |
133 |
38 |
9 |
654 |
Theil has a bunker, you have a hazmat suit, but I'm sticking with red wine and denial. |
1.3111 |
0.04746 |
180 |
141 |
22 |
17 |
655 |
Exactly how much more space do you need? |
1.3111 |
0.04264 |
180 |
134 |
36 |
10 |
656 |
On second thought, I don't think I'm hungry. |
1.3111 |
0.04477 |
180 |
137 |
30 |
13 |
657 |
I guess you really are from Venus. |
1.3094 |
0.04386 |
181 |
137 |
32 |
12 |
658 |
Then why make it so easy to push your buttons? |
1.3094 |
0.04591 |
181 |
140 |
26 |
15 |
659 |
Esther, darling, we're Reform Jews. You don't need to wear that outfit every time you cook bacon for me. |
1.3094 |
0.04455 |
181 |
138 |
30 |
13 |
660 |
This is not what I meant when I asked for more space |
1.3094 |
0.04097 |
181 |
133 |
40 |
8 |
661 |
Ever since your mission you've been a bit... distant. |
1.3094 |
0.04455 |
181 |
138 |
30 |
13 |
662 |
You make the best yellowcake. |
1.3094 |
0.04658 |
181 |
141 |
24 |
16 |
663 |
I know it's my mom's recipe Helen, but do you have to be so dramatic? |
1.3073 |
0.04555 |
179 |
138 |
27 |
14 |
664 |
At least your willing to try my mother's recipe. |
1.3073 |
0.04485 |
179 |
137 |
29 |
13 |
665 |
You wouldn't know it, but your cooking stinks. |
1.3073 |
0.04485 |
179 |
137 |
29 |
13 |
666 |
I feel as if we're drifting apart. |
1.3073 |
0.04415 |
179 |
136 |
31 |
12 |
667 |
I don't think you can absorb carbs through your skin. |
1.3073 |
0.04691 |
179 |
140 |
23 |
16 |
668 |
Going out? |
1.3073 |
0.04343 |
179 |
135 |
33 |
11 |
669 |
Can't stand the heat? |
1.3073 |
0.04343 |
179 |
135 |
33 |
11 |
670 |
"Haz-mat-touille" again? |
1.3073 |
0.04343 |
179 |
135 |
33 |
11 |
671 |
Wouldn't it be easier to just buy organic? |
1.3073 |
0.04623 |
179 |
139 |
25 |
15 |
672 |
Are you OK? You seem a little spacey. |
1.3073 |
0.04485 |
179 |
137 |
29 |
13 |
673 |
Sometimes I feel like you're from another planet. |
1.3073 |
0.04555 |
179 |
138 |
27 |
14 |
674 |
Why are you asking about my life insurance? |
1.3051 |
0.04222 |
177 |
132 |
36 |
9 |
675 |
I guess you heard who he chose to head the FDA. |
1.3051 |
0.04724 |
177 |
139 |
22 |
16 |
676 |
It's these intimate moments that I cherish. |
1.3051 |
0.04444 |
177 |
135 |
30 |
12 |
677 |
I believe it's OK if vegetarians smell pork chops. |
1.3051 |
0.04444 |
177 |
135 |
30 |
12 |
678 |
You always take this 'silent treatment' to the extreme. |
1.3051 |
0.04656 |
177 |
138 |
24 |
15 |
679 |
Shall I pour you some more Tang? |
1.3051 |
0.04444 |
177 |
135 |
30 |
12 |
680 |
Maybe we should lighten up on the habanero. |
1.3051 |
0.04297 |
177 |
133 |
34 |
10 |
681 |
Once again, I'm sorry I didn't buy organic onions. |
1.3051 |
0.04516 |
177 |
136 |
28 |
13 |
682 |
You know the flu vaccine is shown to be effective too, right? |
1.3051 |
0.04222 |
177 |
132 |
36 |
9 |
683 |
So, I guess I can drink your wine too. |
1.3051 |
0.03987 |
177 |
129 |
42 |
6 |
684 |
Okay, fine, but I'm NOT drinking Tang with dinner! |
1.3051 |
0.04516 |
177 |
136 |
28 |
13 |
685 |
Honey, why don't you slip into that white hazmat suit number after dinner. |
1.3051 |
0.04516 |
177 |
136 |
28 |
13 |
686 |
You have to come out for the wine at some point. |
1.3051 |
0.04586 |
177 |
137 |
26 |
14 |
687 |
I'm sensing that you need more personal space. |
1.3051 |
0.04297 |
177 |
133 |
34 |
10 |
688 |
Come on. You said I could vote for anyone I wanted. |
1.3051 |
0.04444 |
177 |
135 |
30 |
12 |
689 |
C'mon Houston, let's talk about our problem. |
1.3051 |
0.04371 |
177 |
134 |
32 |
11 |
690 |
yeah - well, let me tell you about MY day. |
1.3051 |
0.04067 |
177 |
130 |
40 |
7 |
691 |
Thank you so much for moving to Beijing with me. |
1.3051 |
0.04371 |
177 |
134 |
32 |
11 |
692 |
We never talk anymore. |
1.3051 |
0.04371 |
177 |
134 |
32 |
11 |
693 |
I thought you were using the microwave when you said you were Nuking it. |
1.3034 |
0.04350 |
178 |
135 |
32 |
11 |
694 |
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for meatloaf. |
1.3034 |
0.04276 |
178 |
134 |
34 |
10 |
695 |
Honey, if you can't stand the heat... |
1.3034 |
0.04350 |
178 |
135 |
32 |
11 |
696 |
Something you'd like to tell me? |
1.3034 |
0.03888 |
178 |
129 |
44 |
5 |
697 |
You need to stop alienating me, Alice. |
1.3011 |
0.04303 |
176 |
133 |
33 |
10 |
698 |
Frankly, I preferred your Barefoot Contessa phase. |
1.3011 |
0.04595 |
176 |
137 |
25 |
14 |
699 |
Wouldn't it be easier to clean the stove. |
1.3011 |
0.04665 |
176 |
138 |
23 |
15 |
700 |
Dressing for the job you want? |
1.3011 |
0.04150 |
176 |
131 |
37 |
8 |
701 |
Dress for the job you have not the job you want |
1.3011 |
0.04524 |
176 |
136 |
27 |
13 |
702 |
And you think it'll be safe to eat? |
1.3011 |
0.04452 |
176 |
135 |
29 |
12 |
703 |
Okay, so I shouldn't have bought us a Trump steak for dinner. |
1.3011 |
0.04378 |
176 |
134 |
31 |
11 |
704 |
Lemme guess - a bad air day. |
1.3011 |
0.04524 |
176 |
136 |
27 |
13 |
705 |
Don't we have a spatter screen? |
1.3011 |
0.04378 |
176 |
134 |
31 |
11 |
706 |
Maybe a little breathing room wasn’t all we needed. |
1.3011 |
0.04303 |
176 |
133 |
33 |
10 |
707 |
So you found a little mold under the sink. |
1.3011 |
0.04378 |
176 |
134 |
31 |
11 |
708 |
How about slipping into something more comfortable after dinner? |
1.3011 |
0.04071 |
176 |
130 |
39 |
7 |
709 |
OK, I'll never ask for the liver and onions again... |
1.3011 |
0.04150 |
176 |
131 |
37 |
8 |
710 |
I think I prefer the ten-foot pole. |
1.3011 |
0.04378 |
176 |
134 |
31 |
11 |
711 |
Not true. The last time I requested liver and onions was TWO YEARS ago! |
1.3011 |
0.04150 |
176 |
131 |
37 |
8 |
712 |
OK, can we vent about this after dinner? |
1.3011 |
0.04303 |
176 |
133 |
33 |
10 |
713 |
If you can't stand the heat, you could just get out of the kitchen. |
1.3011 |
0.04378 |
176 |
134 |
31 |
11 |
714 |
That's one small meal for a man. |
1.3011 |
0.04452 |
176 |
135 |
29 |
12 |
715 |
Do you have to pull out the hazmat suit every time my mother visits? |
1.3011 |
0.04071 |
176 |
130 |
39 |
7 |
716 |
And your plan for his next 100 days? |
1.3011 |
0.04803 |
176 |
140 |
19 |
17 |
717 |
Don't you think you're taking this "own space" thing a little too far? |
1.3011 |
0.04071 |
176 |
130 |
39 |
7 |
718 |
A lot of people cook liver and onions without all the drama. |
1.3011 |
0.04227 |
176 |
132 |
35 |
9 |
719 |
You could've just poisoned the wine. |
1.3011 |
0.04524 |
176 |
136 |
27 |
13 |
720 |
I'm telling you: somehow today's news from the White House is going to get in there. |
1.3011 |
0.04595 |
176 |
137 |
25 |
14 |
721 |
I'm guessing you either need your own space or we need to clear the air. |
1.3011 |
0.04378 |
176 |
134 |
31 |
11 |
722 |
Dinner smells out of this world. |
1.3011 |
0.04378 |
176 |
134 |
31 |
11 |
723 |
So are men the only thing you are allergic to? |
1.2989 |
0.04331 |
174 |
132 |
32 |
10 |
724 |
I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you. |
1.2989 |
0.04253 |
174 |
131 |
34 |
9 |
725 |
Why do I feel like part of a large experiment? |
1.2989 |
0.04482 |
174 |
134 |
28 |
12 |
726 |
It's like you're a million miles away. |
1.2989 |
0.04331 |
174 |
132 |
32 |
10 |
727 |
This is supposed to be healthier? |
1.2989 |
0.04407 |
174 |
133 |
30 |
11 |
728 |
I don't think this is what the marriage counselor had in mind when she said to spice things up with role play. |
1.2989 |
0.04407 |
174 |
133 |
30 |
11 |
729 |
Ok! I voted for him. But how will a quarantine help? |
1.2989 |
0.04331 |
174 |
132 |
32 |
10 |
730 |
So the recipe said it would take your breath away. |
1.2989 |
0.04555 |
174 |
135 |
26 |
13 |
731 |
You know, hon, you don't have to start dinner the moment you get home from work. |
1.2989 |
0.04253 |
174 |
131 |
34 |
9 |
732 |
Well, you shouldn't have asked me what I wanted. |
1.2989 |
0.04331 |
174 |
132 |
32 |
10 |
733 |
I feel we've lost a certain closeness |
1.2989 |
0.04482 |
174 |
134 |
28 |
12 |
734 |
NOW can you stand the heat? |
1.2989 |
0.04555 |
174 |
135 |
26 |
13 |
735 |
Sure, now you can stand the heat. |
1.2989 |
0.04175 |
174 |
130 |
36 |
8 |
736 |
If you don't like my mom's recipe for fried cabbage, just say so. |
1.2989 |
0.04175 |
174 |
130 |
36 |
8 |
737 |
Let's clear the air. |
1.2989 |
0.04482 |
174 |
134 |
28 |
12 |
738 |
Does this Chardonnay go with polonium? |
1.2989 |
0.04407 |
174 |
133 |
30 |
11 |
739 |
Fine, I'll buy organic next time. |
1.2989 |
0.04555 |
174 |
135 |
26 |
13 |
740 |
Let me guess, Chernobyl Chicken? |
1.2989 |
0.04331 |
174 |
132 |
32 |
10 |
741 |
Three alarm chili, again? |
1.2989 |
0.04331 |
174 |
132 |
32 |
10 |
742 |
Marilyn, it's time we talked about your OCD. |
1.2989 |
0.04628 |
174 |
136 |
24 |
14 |
743 |
I think I'll skip dinner and just have a few more drinks. |
1.2989 |
0.04407 |
174 |
133 |
30 |
11 |
744 |
Is there something you're not telling me? |
1.2989 |
0.04253 |
174 |
131 |
34 |
9 |
745 |
OK, I voted for him. But isn't this a little extreme? |
1.2989 |
0.04331 |
174 |
132 |
32 |
10 |
746 |
The flu shot really doesn't hurt, you know. |
1.2989 |
0.03843 |
174 |
126 |
44 |
4 |
747 |
You could have just told me you're not in the mood. |
1.2989 |
0.04253 |
174 |
131 |
34 |
9 |
748 |
On second thought, I'd rather eat out. |
1.2989 |
0.04331 |
174 |
132 |
32 |
10 |
749 |
I assume I've annoyed you once again. |
1.2989 |
0.04482 |
174 |
134 |
28 |
12 |
750 |
Green eggs and ham again? |
1.2989 |
0.04628 |
174 |
136 |
24 |
14 |
751 |
Bad day at the lab? |
1.2989 |
0.04407 |
174 |
133 |
30 |
11 |
752 |
This is the last time I ask a vegan to cook eggs. |
1.2989 |
0.04555 |
174 |
135 |
26 |
13 |
753 |
Well, how much space do you need? |
1.2989 |
0.04094 |
174 |
129 |
38 |
7 |
754 |
I thought I smelled liver and onions. |
1.2989 |
0.04094 |
174 |
129 |
38 |
7 |
755 |
I'm starting to miss the pink pussy hat. |
1.2989 |
0.04407 |
174 |
133 |
30 |
11 |
756 |
OK honey you finish the eggs and I'll pour you another Tang |
1.2989 |
0.04555 |
174 |
135 |
26 |
13 |
757 |
This fume blanc should pair nicely with the toxic notes |
1.2989 |
0.04331 |
174 |
132 |
32 |
10 |
758 |
So what's tonight's nuclear option? |
1.2989 |
0.04175 |
174 |
130 |
36 |
8 |
759 |
Honey, you're taking the Star Wars Cookbook a little too seriously... |
1.2989 |
0.04628 |
174 |
136 |
24 |
14 |
760 |
Your therapist thinks our marriage is toxic? |
1.2989 |
0.04331 |
174 |
132 |
32 |
10 |
761 |
Are you mad at me? |
1.2989 |
0.04331 |
174 |
132 |
32 |
10 |
762 |
When will the nuclear option be on the table? |
1.2948 |
0.04489 |
173 |
134 |
27 |
12 |
763 |
OK, OK, No more beans for me. |
1.2948 |
0.04259 |
173 |
131 |
33 |
9 |
764 |
I ate at the office. |
1.2948 |
0.04563 |
173 |
135 |
25 |
13 |
765 |
You're sucking all the air out of this conversation. |
1.2948 |
0.04337 |
173 |
132 |
31 |
10 |
766 |
Still with the subtle hints that I should quit smoking. |
1.2948 |
0.04489 |
173 |
134 |
27 |
12 |
767 |
I coughed one time. |
1.2948 |
0.04414 |
173 |
133 |
29 |
11 |
768 |
Yes, honey, next time I'll buy organic. |
1.2948 |
0.04179 |
173 |
130 |
35 |
8 |
769 |
Maybe we should just go back to real butter. |
1.2948 |
0.04259 |
173 |
131 |
33 |
9 |
770 |
When I said I needed "space".... I didn't think you'd take it this far! |
1.2948 |
0.04179 |
173 |
130 |
35 |
8 |
771 |
...OK, that was me! |
1.2948 |
0.04414 |
173 |
133 |
29 |
11 |
772 |
Is that a new recipe from the Breaking Bad cookbook? |
1.2948 |
0.04489 |
173 |
134 |
27 |
12 |
773 |
Are the germophobe anonymous meetings working? |
1.2948 |
0.04708 |
173 |
137 |
21 |
15 |
774 |
Honey is the meth ready? Th guys are gonna be here any minute. |
1.2948 |
0.04636 |
173 |
136 |
23 |
14 |
775 |
I can't help but think our evenings were a little more romantic before Trump gutted the F.D.A. |
1.2948 |
0.04636 |
173 |
136 |
23 |
14 |
776 |
I said your cooking was bad; I didn't say it was hazardous. |
1.2948 |
0.04414 |
173 |
133 |
29 |
11 |
777 |
Lydia, if you need your space, you can just tell me. |
1.2948 |
0.04337 |
173 |
132 |
31 |
10 |
778 |
No, I will not pretend to be George Jetson tonight. |
1.2948 |
0.04636 |
173 |
136 |
23 |
14 |
779 |
I don't think the duck calls for agent orange |
1.2948 |
0.04179 |
173 |
130 |
35 |
8 |
780 |
Be honest - is the commute starting to wear on you? |
1.2948 |
0.04179 |
173 |
130 |
35 |
8 |
781 |
Oh, so there is gluten in the air now too? |
1.2948 |
0.04489 |
173 |
134 |
27 |
12 |
782 |
Have you ever thought about a splatter screen. |
1.2948 |
0.04179 |
173 |
130 |
35 |
8 |
783 |
So you're saying you just need a little breathing room. |
1.2948 |
0.04259 |
173 |
131 |
33 |
9 |
784 |
Sometimes it feels like I'm living with someone from a completely different planet. |
1.2948 |
0.04489 |
173 |
134 |
27 |
12 |
785 |
Are you planning on wearing that for the next four years? |
1.2948 |
0.04563 |
173 |
135 |
25 |
13 |
786 |
Are you making that to go? |
1.2948 |
0.04563 |
173 |
135 |
25 |
13 |
787 |
Should I be concerned? |
1.2948 |
0.04337 |
173 |
132 |
31 |
10 |
788 |
Is it the cologne? |
1.2924 |
0.04365 |
171 |
131 |
30 |
10 |
789 |
No. I'm not flattering you. You really look out of this world. |
1.2924 |
0.04285 |
171 |
130 |
32 |
9 |
790 |
All I said was that it doesn't inspire confidence. |
1.2924 |
0.04520 |
171 |
133 |
26 |
12 |
791 |
Honey, it's only an expression your mother used. I don't really 'suck all the air out of the room.' |
1.2924 |
0.04443 |
171 |
132 |
28 |
11 |
792 |
You know, there is such a thing as being TOO careful... |
1.2924 |
0.04443 |
171 |
132 |
28 |
11 |
793 |
I just feel we've lost our intimacy. |
1.2924 |
0.04520 |
171 |
133 |
26 |
12 |
794 |
“Toxic relationship” doesn’t mean what you think it means. |
1.2924 |
0.04365 |
171 |
131 |
30 |
10 |
795 |
Not sure I agree that if you smell bacon you're no longer a vegan. |
1.2924 |
0.04885 |
171 |
138 |
16 |
17 |
796 |
It's only the first month of Trump's presidency. Try to pace yourself. |
1.2924 |
0.04595 |
171 |
134 |
24 |
13 |
797 |
I miss the EPA. |
1.2924 |
0.04595 |
171 |
134 |
24 |
13 |
798 |
Flu season has arrived! |
1.2924 |
0.03586 |
171 |
122 |
48 |
1 |
799 |
How would you feel if I wore one of your dresses to mow the lawn? |
1.2924 |
0.04595 |
171 |
134 |
24 |
13 |
800 |
So, how long have you been living in Flint? |
1.2924 |
0.04595 |
171 |
134 |
24 |
13 |
801 |
I know you said you needed space, but this is going to far. |
1.2924 |
0.04443 |
171 |
132 |
28 |
11 |
802 |
Is this about my farts? |
1.2924 |
0.04365 |
171 |
131 |
30 |
10 |
803 |
Do you smell gas? |
1.2924 |
0.04520 |
171 |
133 |
26 |
12 |
804 |
You really think you can get sick from second hand bacon smoke? |
1.2899 |
0.04312 |
169 |
129 |
31 |
9 |
805 |
'So, hey babe, you still mad at me?" |
1.2899 |
0.04472 |
169 |
131 |
27 |
11 |
806 |
We can't not talk about the election forever. |
1.2899 |
0.04627 |
169 |
133 |
23 |
13 |
807 |
I do not like green eggs and ham. |
1.2899 |
0.04627 |
169 |
133 |
23 |
13 |
808 |
... understand you promised mom to taste it. |
1.2899 |
0.04146 |
169 |
127 |
35 |
7 |
809 |
Technically, you are still in the United States. |
1.2899 |
0.04230 |
169 |
128 |
33 |
8 |
810 |
I think a divorce would be simpler, Jane. |
1.2899 |
0.03972 |
169 |
125 |
39 |
5 |
811 |
I just need some space. |
1.2899 |
0.04146 |
169 |
127 |
35 |
7 |
812 |
Maybe you should go a bit easier on the garlic. |
1.2899 |
0.04146 |
169 |
127 |
35 |
7 |
813 |
Thanks for agreeing to another date despite the flatulence incident. |
1.2899 |
0.04393 |
169 |
130 |
29 |
10 |
814 |
Wouldn't it be easier to just replace the teflon pan? |
1.2899 |
0.04472 |
169 |
131 |
27 |
11 |
815 |
I promise never to ask for liver and onions again. |
1.2899 |
0.04472 |
169 |
131 |
27 |
11 |
816 |
You could have just said, "No." |
1.2899 |
0.04472 |
169 |
131 |
27 |
11 |
817 |
After dinner, let's get some fresh air. |
1.2899 |
0.04551 |
169 |
132 |
25 |
12 |
818 |
But you made Ebola last night. |
1.2899 |
0.04703 |
169 |
134 |
21 |
14 |
819 |
I get it...you don't like liver and onions. |
1.2899 |
0.04230 |
169 |
128 |
33 |
8 |
820 |
On the plus side, we're the only family in Chernobyl with locally grown produce. |
1.2899 |
0.04551 |
169 |
132 |
25 |
12 |
821 |
Got it---I'll never request liver again. |
1.2899 |
0.04146 |
169 |
127 |
35 |
7 |
822 |
I take it they were out of organic eggs? |
1.2899 |
0.04627 |
169 |
133 |
23 |
13 |
823 |
I can't wait to see how you're planning to eat it..... |
1.2899 |
0.04393 |
169 |
130 |
29 |
10 |
824 |
If you wanted more space, you should have just told me. |
1.2899 |
0.04230 |
169 |
128 |
33 |
8 |
825 |
In what way am I creating a hostile atmosphere? |
1.2899 |
0.04393 |
169 |
130 |
29 |
10 |
826 |
Come on, I don't ask you to cook fish that often! |
1.2899 |
0.04551 |
169 |
132 |
25 |
12 |
827 |
Can't you just live in a bubble like everyone else? |
1.2882 |
0.04527 |
170 |
133 |
25 |
12 |
828 |
What, exactly, IS for dinner? |
1.2857 |
0.04234 |
168 |
128 |
32 |
8 |
829 |
Mother is only staying the week. No reason to invoke the nuclear option. |
1.2857 |
0.04558 |
168 |
132 |
24 |
12 |
830 |
How spicy? |
1.2857 |
0.04317 |
168 |
129 |
30 |
9 |
831 |
I don't think I've ever had shrimp with both EPA and FDA warnings. |
1.2857 |
0.04558 |
168 |
132 |
24 |
12 |
832 |
Okay, you win. Where's the Listerine? |
1.2857 |
0.04317 |
168 |
129 |
30 |
9 |
833 |
Honey, it's just a cold. |
1.2857 |
0.04234 |
168 |
128 |
32 |
8 |
834 |
Geez, how many alarms does that chili have? |
1.2857 |
0.04558 |
168 |
132 |
24 |
12 |
835 |
It smells delicious, but will it pair well with Tang? |
1.2857 |
0.04479 |
168 |
131 |
26 |
11 |
836 |
New hairdo? |
1.2857 |
0.04558 |
168 |
132 |
24 |
12 |
837 |
Is there something I should know about? |
1.2857 |
0.04635 |
168 |
133 |
22 |
13 |
838 |
The range hood is easier. |
1.2857 |
0.04399 |
168 |
130 |
28 |
10 |
839 |
Is the non-stick coating really worth it? |
1.2857 |
0.04399 |
168 |
130 |
28 |
10 |
840 |
Honestly, that GMO bacon can't hurt you. |
1.2857 |
0.04234 |
168 |
128 |
32 |
8 |
841 |
Okay, so you're feeling weightless and adrift. I get it now. |
1.2857 |
0.04399 |
168 |
130 |
28 |
10 |
842 |
It looks like it's to die for, honey. |
1.2857 |
0.04635 |
168 |
133 |
22 |
13 |
843 |
Why can't you just wash your hands like everyone else? |
1.2857 |
0.04399 |
168 |
130 |
28 |
10 |
844 |
I'd like to propose a toast before we're toast. |
1.2857 |
0.04317 |
168 |
129 |
30 |
9 |
845 |
Onions? |
1.2857 |
0.04399 |
168 |
130 |
28 |
10 |
846 |
So I guess you heard my mom is coming for dinner. |
1.2857 |
0.04479 |
168 |
131 |
26 |
11 |
847 |
Which allergy is it this week? |
1.2857 |
0.04861 |
168 |
136 |
16 |
16 |
848 |
That's one small meal for a man. |
1.2857 |
0.04558 |
168 |
132 |
24 |
12 |
849 |
Perhaps we should eat out. |
1.2857 |
0.04399 |
168 |
130 |
28 |
10 |
850 |
Nuclear waste? Again? |
1.2857 |
0.04399 |
168 |
130 |
28 |
10 |
851 |
What do you mean- 'no atmosphere'? |
1.2857 |
0.04234 |
168 |
128 |
32 |
8 |
852 |
I have to be honest. It does make your butt look fat. |
1.2857 |
0.04149 |
168 |
127 |
34 |
7 |
853 |
Don't go to any trouble just for me. |
1.2857 |
0.04234 |
168 |
128 |
32 |
8 |
854 |
What if I wasn't the last man on Earth. |
1.2857 |
0.04317 |
168 |
129 |
30 |
9 |
855 |
When Walter White wore that suit for "cooking," you know he didn't mean omelets, right? |
1.2857 |
0.04635 |
168 |
133 |
22 |
13 |
856 |
Doris, you ARE a good mother. You don't need to MAKE the polio vaccine. |
1.2857 |
0.04558 |
168 |
132 |
24 |
12 |
857 |
You made your point. I'll go see a gastroenterologist. |
1.2857 |
0.04479 |
168 |
131 |
26 |
11 |
858 |
You said you needed some space. |
1.2857 |
0.04479 |
168 |
131 |
26 |
11 |
859 |
When you called me "toxic," I thought you meant it figuratively. |
1.2857 |
0.04479 |
168 |
131 |
26 |
11 |
860 |
In space, no one cares if you're gluten-free. |
1.2857 |
0.04635 |
168 |
133 |
22 |
13 |
861 |
When I suggested role playing I was thinking of more exposed skin! |
1.2857 |
0.04479 |
168 |
131 |
26 |
11 |
862 |
Did you catch any ghosts today? |
1.2831 |
0.04668 |
166 |
132 |
21 |
13 |
863 |
Suit yourself |
1.2831 |
0.04344 |
166 |
128 |
29 |
9 |
864 |
I see you're still bringing work home. |
1.2831 |
0.04509 |
166 |
130 |
25 |
11 |
865 |
What kind of recipe calls for using water from Flint, Michigan? |
1.2831 |
0.04084 |
166 |
125 |
35 |
6 |
866 |
Too many jalapenos? |
1.2831 |
0.04509 |
166 |
130 |
25 |
11 |
867 |
Are you going to change for dinner or is that it? |
1.2831 |
0.04084 |
166 |
125 |
35 |
6 |
868 |
Fusion, not fission. |
1.2831 |
0.04428 |
166 |
129 |
27 |
10 |
869 |
Why don't you just leave out the habaneros? |
1.2831 |
0.04259 |
166 |
127 |
31 |
8 |
870 |
I know you are vegan, so I appreciate you cooking my steak. |
1.2831 |
0.04428 |
166 |
129 |
27 |
10 |
871 |
Is that for me? |
1.2831 |
0.04428 |
166 |
129 |
27 |
10 |
872 |
Perhaps, I need to be more sensitive to your cooking allergy. |
1.2831 |
0.04344 |
166 |
128 |
29 |
9 |
873 |
Wouldn't it be easier to just buy organic? |
1.2831 |
0.04509 |
166 |
130 |
25 |
11 |
874 |
I love that you'll cook liver for me. |
1.2831 |
0.04509 |
166 |
130 |
25 |
11 |
875 |
Perhaps we could pair it with Tang. |
1.2831 |
0.04173 |
166 |
126 |
33 |
7 |
876 |
You could just get the vaccination. |
1.2831 |
0.04509 |
166 |
130 |
25 |
11 |
877 |
Haggis again? |
1.2831 |
0.04509 |
166 |
130 |
25 |
11 |
878 |
How am I going to get her bra off? |
1.2831 |
0.04509 |
166 |
130 |
25 |
11 |
879 |
Just to be clear. You think I that I suck all the oxygen out of a room? |
1.2831 |
0.04344 |
166 |
128 |
29 |
9 |
880 |
I know it was silent, but deadly? |
1.2831 |
0.04822 |
166 |
134 |
17 |
15 |
881 |
And so another romantic dinner for two begins. |
1.2831 |
0.04509 |
166 |
130 |
25 |
11 |
882 |
Fine, I'll stop saying "he's still our president." |
1.2831 |
0.04589 |
166 |
131 |
23 |
12 |
883 |
If you didn't like my mother's recipe, you could have just said "No." |
1.2831 |
0.04173 |
166 |
126 |
33 |
7 |
884 |
When you said you wanted to use protection if things heated up, this wasn't what I had in mind. |
1.2831 |
0.04668 |
166 |
132 |
21 |
13 |
885 |
Note to self... change my dating profile from "looking for an out of this world cook" to "looking for a good cook"!! |
1.2831 |
0.04173 |
166 |
126 |
33 |
7 |
886 |
Let me guess... gluten. |
1.2831 |
0.04668 |
166 |
132 |
21 |
13 |
887 |
Why Don't You Slip Into Something A Little More Comfortable |
1.2831 |
0.04509 |
166 |
130 |
25 |
11 |
888 |
It's just liver and onions. I like liver and onions. I don't see why you need to make such a deal about it. |
1.2831 |
0.04084 |
166 |
125 |
35 |
6 |
889 |
Thanks for fixing me dinner, but how come you aren't having any ? |
1.2831 |
0.04668 |
166 |
132 |
21 |
13 |
890 |
Honey, I was only kidding when I said your cooking tasted like hazardous waste. |
1.2831 |
0.04428 |
166 |
129 |
27 |
10 |
891 |
Is this another snide comment on my personal hygiene? |
1.2831 |
0.04259 |
166 |
127 |
31 |
8 |
892 |
I'm glad you're taking proper precautions after the flambe incident. |
1.2831 |
0.04344 |
166 |
128 |
29 |
9 |
893 |
You could just leave out the garlic. |
1.2831 |
0.04344 |
166 |
128 |
29 |
9 |
894 |
If you didn't want to make liver & onions you should have just said so |
1.2831 |
0.03994 |
166 |
124 |
37 |
5 |
895 |
Take that thing off and have a drink. The EPA isn't shutting down until next week |
1.2831 |
0.04509 |
166 |
130 |
25 |
11 |
896 |
I'm pretty sure that 'she sucks the oxygen out of the room' is just an expression. |
1.2814 |
0.04485 |
167 |
131 |
25 |
11 |
897 |
Babe, thanks again for preparing liver and onions. |
1.2788 |
0.03901 |
165 |
123 |
38 |
4 |
898 |
Am I wearing too much cologne? |
1.2788 |
0.03994 |
165 |
124 |
36 |
5 |
899 |
Special sauce? |
1.2788 |
0.04433 |
165 |
129 |
26 |
10 |
900 |
I absolutely adore this wine with your homemade meth. |
1.2788 |
0.04516 |
165 |
130 |
24 |
11 |
901 |
Why don't you just buy non-GMO eggs? |
1.2788 |
0.04349 |
165 |
128 |
28 |
9 |
902 |
Aren't you overdoing the silent treatment? |
1.2788 |
0.04175 |
165 |
126 |
32 |
7 |
903 |
Remind me again: Is this diet for weight loss or weightlessness? |
1.2788 |
0.04175 |
165 |
126 |
32 |
7 |
904 |
You take the comfort out of comfort food. |
1.2788 |
0.04597 |
165 |
131 |
22 |
12 |
905 |
It suits you. |
1.2788 |
0.04597 |
165 |
131 |
22 |
12 |
906 |
Let me guess liver and onions tonight. |
1.2788 |
0.04175 |
165 |
126 |
32 |
7 |
907 |
We're out of Tang. |
1.2788 |
0.04086 |
165 |
125 |
34 |
6 |
908 |
I'm not upset, I just feel you're avoiding me. |
1.2788 |
0.04263 |
165 |
127 |
30 |
8 |
909 |
Polonium again? |
1.2788 |
0.04597 |
165 |
131 |
22 |
12 |
910 |
Have you considered that moving to Canada might be more practical than moving to Mars? |
1.2788 |
0.04433 |
165 |
129 |
26 |
10 |
911 |
Eggs Bannondict, again? |
1.2788 |
0.04676 |
165 |
132 |
20 |
13 |
912 |
Let me guess- "Best By" date was yesterday... |
1.2788 |
0.04597 |
165 |
131 |
22 |
12 |
913 |
Ground Control to Major Mom... |
1.2788 |
0.04349 |
165 |
128 |
28 |
9 |
914 |
We're running late. Just nuke it. |
1.2788 |
0.04433 |
165 |
129 |
26 |
10 |
915 |
I just think that maybe you're taking your four-alarm chili a little too far. |
1.2788 |
0.04349 |
165 |
128 |
28 |
9 |
916 |
You win, I'll buy you the non-Teflon cookware. |
1.2788 |
0.04433 |
165 |
129 |
26 |
10 |
917 |
You're saying it's to die for? |
1.2788 |
0.04349 |
165 |
128 |
28 |
9 |
918 |
God you're hot. |
1.2788 |
0.04516 |
165 |
130 |
24 |
11 |
919 |
You've lived on Earth for a year now. Do you really still need the suit? |
1.2788 |
0.04433 |
165 |
129 |
26 |
10 |
920 |
I'm missing the point of your elaborate sarcasm. |
1.2771 |
0.04326 |
166 |
129 |
28 |
9 |
921 |
Look, I know it's my mother's recipe, but really.... |
1.2771 |
0.04241 |
166 |
128 |
30 |
8 |
922 |
Honey, here's to my last day on the "7-Day Bean Diet." |
1.2771 |
0.04955 |
166 |
137 |
12 |
17 |
923 |
I can't help it if you're allergic to everything I like |
1.2761 |
0.04200 |
163 |
125 |
31 |
7 |
924 |
OK...OK...I'll see about a new vent fan! |
1.2761 |
0.04289 |
163 |
126 |
29 |
8 |
925 |
How about a glass of wine to decompress? |
1.2761 |
0.04109 |
163 |
124 |
33 |
6 |
926 |
I thought you were going to take that off after the election. |
1.2761 |
0.04546 |
163 |
129 |
23 |
11 |
927 |
The doctor said it was just a rash. |
1.2761 |
0.04289 |
163 |
126 |
29 |
8 |
928 |
OK, you need a little space. |
1.2761 |
0.04200 |
163 |
125 |
31 |
7 |
929 |
I sense you're not cooking organic tonight. |
1.2761 |
0.04289 |
163 |
126 |
29 |
8 |
930 |
Marie Curie didn't bring her work home with her. |
1.2761 |
0.04376 |
163 |
127 |
27 |
9 |
931 |
I still think a little pollution is a small price to pay for being great again. |
1.2761 |
0.04546 |
163 |
129 |
23 |
11 |
932 |
Honey, I didn't mean that "You look Radiant" literally. |
1.2761 |
0.04109 |
163 |
124 |
33 |
6 |
933 |
I think I need more space, too |
1.2761 |
0.04109 |
163 |
124 |
33 |
6 |
934 |
I said I wanted it well done, not welded. |
1.2761 |
0.04462 |
163 |
128 |
25 |
10 |
935 |
I'll still eat it. Wine is the duct tape of the kitchen. |
1.2761 |
0.04546 |
163 |
129 |
23 |
11 |
936 |
Are you mad at me? |
1.2761 |
0.04462 |
163 |
128 |
25 |
10 |
937 |
Mars bars? |
1.2761 |
0.04376 |
163 |
127 |
27 |
9 |
938 |
Does this mean no SEX after dinner? |
1.2761 |
0.03920 |
163 |
122 |
37 |
4 |
939 |
Again with the brussels sprouts? |
1.2761 |
0.03920 |
163 |
122 |
37 |
4 |
940 |
Your cooking is out of this world. |
1.2761 |
0.04710 |
163 |
131 |
19 |
13 |
941 |
So, how's the neurosis? |
1.2761 |
0.04289 |
163 |
126 |
29 |
8 |
942 |
So, um, how old are those leftovers? |
1.2761 |
0.04109 |
163 |
124 |
33 |
6 |
943 |
I've heard your cooking is out of this world |
1.2761 |
0.04376 |
163 |
127 |
27 |
9 |
944 |
Did you make it spicy like I asked? |
1.2761 |
0.04376 |
163 |
127 |
27 |
9 |
945 |
Ah, your mother's haggis recipe again, eh? |
1.2761 |
0.04289 |
163 |
126 |
29 |
8 |
946 |
Well, at least I can stand the heat. |
1.2761 |
0.04200 |
163 |
125 |
31 |
7 |
947 |
Deep-seafood ? |
1.2761 |
0.04289 |
163 |
126 |
29 |
8 |
948 |
My commute was no fun either, but you don't see me complaining. |
1.2761 |
0.04546 |
163 |
129 |
23 |
11 |
949 |
I love it when you make a moon pie from scratch. |
1.2761 |
0.04462 |
163 |
128 |
25 |
10 |
950 |
Cooking meth on the stove top again honey? |
1.2761 |
0.04710 |
163 |
131 |
19 |
13 |
951 |
It's probably just me, but I sense a distance between us. |
1.2761 |
0.04462 |
163 |
128 |
25 |
10 |
952 |
Come on! It's just cilantro. |
1.2761 |
0.04376 |
163 |
127 |
27 |
9 |
953 |
You knew I was from Mars when you married me. |
1.2761 |
0.04376 |
163 |
127 |
27 |
9 |
954 |
So, who are these guests again? |
1.2761 |
0.04289 |
163 |
126 |
29 |
8 |
955 |
I see my 'toxic personality' crack is still on the table. |
1.2761 |
0.04462 |
163 |
128 |
25 |
10 |
956 |
I feel like you don't hear me anymore. |
1.2761 |
0.04200 |
163 |
125 |
31 |
7 |
957 |
Okay then, I'll take a bath. Geez! |
1.2761 |
0.04376 |
163 |
127 |
27 |
9 |
958 |
Do you smell gas? |
1.2761 |
0.04462 |
163 |
128 |
25 |
10 |
959 |
Your preparation for a post-inauguration apocalypse is to be commended. |
1.2744 |
0.04178 |
164 |
126 |
31 |
7 |
960 |
Our therapist didn't mean it literally when he said 'toxic relationship' |
1.2744 |
0.04353 |
164 |
128 |
27 |
9 |
961 |
Honey, they're not planning to abolish the Clean Air Act until next month. |
1.2744 |
0.04522 |
164 |
130 |
23 |
11 |
962 |
You seem a little spacey lately. |
1.2744 |
0.04353 |
164 |
128 |
27 |
9 |
963 |
If they're so toxic, why'd you invite them for dinner? |
1.2744 |
0.04353 |
164 |
128 |
27 |
9 |
964 |
Do I have time to change before dinner? |
1.2744 |
0.03994 |
164 |
124 |
35 |
5 |
965 |
You really don't like my mother's recipe |
1.2744 |
0.04266 |
164 |
127 |
29 |
8 |
966 |
Look, I'll open the refrigerator door when you stop calling me HAL. |
1.2744 |
0.04353 |
164 |
128 |
27 |
9 |
967 |
So you're saying you don't like liver and onions |
1.2744 |
0.04087 |
164 |
125 |
33 |
6 |
968 |
I saw the doctor today for my gas problems |
1.2716 |
0.04636 |
162 |
130 |
20 |
12 |
969 |
You know honey, I think you are misinterpreting my request for more space in our relationship |
1.2716 |
0.04292 |
162 |
126 |
28 |
8 |
970 |
There are other ways to say you don't like it. |
1.2716 |
0.04381 |
162 |
127 |
26 |
9 |
971 |
I don't know... It's just that I'm feeling really vulnerable right now. |
1.2716 |
0.04467 |
162 |
128 |
24 |
10 |
972 |
Your meter here says back off on the garlic. |
1.2716 |
0.03718 |
162 |
120 |
40 |
2 |
973 |
Word of Trump's "nuclear option" seems to have affected you and me differently. |
1.2716 |
0.04718 |
162 |
131 |
18 |
13 |
974 |
You must be cooking a recipe for disaster |
1.2716 |
0.04467 |
162 |
128 |
24 |
10 |
975 |
Of course I respect you as a vegan, but I do like my tenderloin once in a while. |
1.2716 |
0.04718 |
162 |
131 |
18 |
13 |
976 |
You've hardly touched your wine. |
1.2716 |
0.04110 |
162 |
124 |
32 |
6 |
977 |
Please tell me this is the last of the Trump Steaks. |
1.2716 |
0.04381 |
162 |
127 |
26 |
9 |
978 |
Claiming there's no atmosphere isn't going to get you that new kitchen, Lucille. |
1.2716 |
0.04636 |
162 |
130 |
20 |
12 |
979 |
It still won’t stop the smoke alarm from going off. |
1.2716 |
0.04110 |
162 |
124 |
32 |
6 |
980 |
Were you on Ebay again? |
1.2716 |
0.04552 |
162 |
129 |
22 |
11 |
981 |
That's one small egg for man, one giant soufflé for mankind. |
1.2716 |
0.04110 |
162 |
124 |
32 |
6 |
982 |
Is there something I should know about my mother's recipe? |
1.2716 |
0.04467 |
162 |
128 |
24 |
10 |
983 |
Habanero curry again? |
1.2716 |
0.04467 |
162 |
128 |
24 |
10 |
984 |
I suppose I don’t take his tweets as seriously as you. |
1.2699 |
0.04443 |
163 |
129 |
24 |
10 |
985 |
I said "lunch," not "launch.' |
1.2699 |
0.04527 |
163 |
130 |
22 |
11 |
986 |
I just feel like we're drifting apart. |
1.2688 |
0.04132 |
160 |
123 |
31 |
6 |
987 |
This isn't the type of fusion I had in mind. |
1.2688 |
0.04318 |
160 |
125 |
27 |
8 |
988 |
For heaven's sake, Helen, they're just Brussels sprouts. |
1.2688 |
0.04132 |
160 |
123 |
31 |
6 |
989 |
I think i'm okay with just wine |
1.2688 |
0.04226 |
160 |
124 |
29 |
7 |
990 |
How many habanero peppers did you use?!! |
1.2688 |
0.04497 |
160 |
127 |
23 |
10 |
991 |
Tell me that's the last of our frozen Trump steaks. |
1.2688 |
0.04583 |
160 |
128 |
21 |
11 |
992 |
You may not die from your cooking but what about me? |
1.2688 |
0.04409 |
160 |
126 |
25 |
9 |
993 |
So I should've got the grass-fed? |
1.2688 |
0.04318 |
160 |
125 |
27 |
8 |
994 |
So...... Am I too late to chop the onions ? |
1.2688 |
0.04036 |
160 |
122 |
33 |
5 |
995 |
Fukushima Tuna, again? |
1.2688 |
0.04318 |
160 |
125 |
27 |
8 |
996 |
With you, being from Venus is no metaphor. |
1.2688 |
0.04132 |
160 |
123 |
31 |
6 |
997 |
I'm afraid to ask. |
1.2688 |
0.04409 |
160 |
126 |
25 |
9 |
998 |
Honey, did I notice an increase in our life insurance? |
1.2688 |
0.04132 |
160 |
123 |
31 |
6 |
999 |
I didn't realize that dinner involved the nuclear option. |
1.2688 |
0.03938 |
160 |
121 |
35 |
4 |
1000 |
I know, I miss our liberal bubble too. |
1.2688 |
0.04226 |
160 |
124 |
29 |
7 |
1001 |
No, that was the expiration date, not the half-life. |
1.2688 |
0.04318 |
160 |
125 |
27 |
8 |
1002 |
North Korea/Persian fusion? |
1.2688 |
0.04752 |
160 |
130 |
17 |
13 |
1003 |
Honey, I think it's time we cleared the air. |
1.2688 |
0.03938 |
160 |
121 |
35 |
4 |
1004 |
You honestly prefer sarcasm to changing your perfume? |
1.2688 |
0.04318 |
160 |
125 |
27 |
8 |
1005 |
Methane from kale? |
1.2688 |
0.04915 |
160 |
132 |
13 |
15 |
1006 |
When I said you looked good in a suit, this wasn't really what I had in mind |
1.2688 |
0.04132 |
160 |
123 |
31 |
6 |
1007 |
Don't go beyond 'medium spicy' on mine. |
1.2688 |
0.04318 |
160 |
125 |
27 |
8 |
1008 |
I don't think that's what our therapist meant when he said our relationship is toxic |
1.2688 |
0.04752 |
160 |
130 |
17 |
13 |
1009 |
I don't think that's what they meant by "heat, covered". |
1.2688 |
0.04583 |
160 |
128 |
21 |
11 |
1010 |
No pepper's as hot as you in your Hazmat Suit, dear. |
1.2688 |
0.04409 |
160 |
126 |
25 |
9 |
1011 |
Couldn't you just get a smoke detector like everyone else? |
1.2688 |
0.04318 |
160 |
125 |
27 |
8 |
1012 |
I said I need space, Jeff! What is so difficult to understand about that? |
1.2688 |
0.04583 |
160 |
128 |
21 |
11 |
1013 |
Excellent - we haven't had 'The Right Stuffing' in quite some time. |
1.2671 |
0.04558 |
161 |
129 |
21 |
11 |
1014 |
You said you needed some space. |
1.2671 |
0.04295 |
161 |
126 |
27 |
8 |
1015 |
I see your trying your mother's recipe. |
1.2642 |
0.04321 |
159 |
125 |
26 |
8 |
1016 |
You and Trump are going to have to breathe the same air at some point, honey. |
1.2642 |
0.04321 |
159 |
125 |
26 |
8 |
1017 |
To think we used to cook without the Gluten-suit. |
1.2642 |
0.04412 |
159 |
126 |
24 |
9 |
1018 |
Is there something you want to tell me? |
1.2642 |
0.03935 |
159 |
121 |
34 |
4 |
1019 |
Have you thought about cooking without peanuts? |
1.2642 |
0.04228 |
159 |
124 |
28 |
7 |
1020 |
I know you don't like to cook liver and onions for me, but that suit is overkill. |
1.2642 |
0.04228 |
159 |
124 |
28 |
7 |
1021 |
So how was your day? |
1.2642 |
0.04589 |
159 |
128 |
20 |
11 |
1022 |
I get it, Barb, you're a vegan. Just make sure my burger is medium rare. |
1.2642 |
0.04228 |
159 |
124 |
28 |
7 |
1023 |
Yellowcake again? |
1.2642 |
0.04035 |
159 |
122 |
32 |
5 |
1024 |
Earth to Betty Crocker, do you read me? |
1.2642 |
0.04501 |
159 |
127 |
22 |
10 |
1025 |
It's okay to go light on the garlic. |
1.2642 |
0.04321 |
159 |
125 |
26 |
8 |
1026 |
Are you even listening to me? Earth to Karen! |
1.2642 |
0.04035 |
159 |
122 |
32 |
5 |
1027 |
Is our relationship that toxic ? |
1.2642 |
0.04133 |
159 |
123 |
30 |
6 |
1028 |
Nice try, but you still turn me on when you cook. |
1.2642 |
0.04133 |
159 |
123 |
30 |
6 |
1029 |
Especially for me? Should I worry? |
1.2642 |
0.04501 |
159 |
127 |
22 |
10 |
1030 |
It's been a long time since we played the Astronaut and the Sex Monster... |
1.2642 |
0.04321 |
159 |
125 |
26 |
8 |
1031 |
You realize his term is for four years. |
1.2642 |
0.04412 |
159 |
126 |
24 |
9 |
1032 |
Let's just say, I hope you are wearing that to bed tonight. |
1.2642 |
0.04501 |
159 |
127 |
22 |
10 |
1033 |
So I see you've decided to go for the nuclear option. |
1.2642 |
0.04501 |
159 |
127 |
22 |
10 |
1034 |
I think it's time to get rid of the no-stick cookware. |
1.2642 |
0.04321 |
159 |
125 |
26 |
8 |
1035 |
I can do that, if you have more important things to do. |
1.2642 |
0.04133 |
159 |
123 |
30 |
6 |
1036 |
You know the oven has a vent, right..? |
1.2642 |
0.03935 |
159 |
121 |
34 |
4 |
1037 |
You know you can turn it to low, right? |
1.2642 |
0.04228 |
159 |
124 |
28 |
7 |
1038 |
I'm thinking maybe we go out to eat tonight. |
1.2642 |
0.04228 |
159 |
124 |
28 |
7 |
1039 |
I just need some space. |
1.2642 |
0.04412 |
159 |
126 |
24 |
9 |
1040 |
But your mother got me this aftershave. |
1.2642 |
0.04501 |
159 |
127 |
22 |
10 |
1041 |
I'm just assuming...no breakfast, and no sex. |
1.2642 |
0.03935 |
159 |
121 |
34 |
4 |
1042 |
Do you know something I don't know? |
1.2642 |
0.03935 |
159 |
121 |
34 |
4 |
1043 |
Trump l'Orange? |
1.2642 |
0.04759 |
159 |
130 |
16 |
13 |
1044 |
When you said our marriage had become toxic, I didn't realize you meant literally. |
1.2642 |
0.04412 |
159 |
126 |
24 |
9 |
1045 |
Not so many plutonium sprinkles on mine, please. |
1.2642 |
0.04321 |
159 |
125 |
26 |
8 |
1046 |
Now, I wish I had opened a more fire-retardant chardonnay. |
1.2642 |
0.04321 |
159 |
125 |
26 |
8 |
1047 |
I promise I will never buy non-organic again. |
1.2642 |
0.04412 |
159 |
126 |
24 |
9 |
1048 |
Did I mention I had a huge lunch today |
1.2642 |
0.04412 |
159 |
126 |
24 |
9 |
1049 |
Why can't we emit carbon like normal folk? |
1.2642 |
0.04228 |
159 |
124 |
28 |
7 |
1050 |
Honey, if you'd like, I can cook the onions next time. |
1.2642 |
0.04228 |
159 |
124 |
28 |
7 |
1051 |
How much space do you need? |
1.2642 |
0.04133 |
159 |
123 |
30 |
6 |
1052 |
Are you trying to tell me that you need your space? |
1.2611 |
0.04056 |
157 |
121 |
31 |
5 |
1053 |
I appreciate you cooking with gluten just for me. |
1.2611 |
0.04440 |
157 |
125 |
23 |
9 |
1054 |
No-one makes gravy like you do, Alice. |
1.2611 |
0.04708 |
157 |
128 |
17 |
12 |
1055 |
Stop googling harmful effects |
1.2611 |
0.04253 |
157 |
123 |
27 |
7 |
1056 |
They say your cooking is out of this world. |
1.2611 |
0.04621 |
157 |
127 |
19 |
11 |
1057 |
Honey, I just got the oxygen bill today. |
1.2611 |
0.04621 |
157 |
127 |
19 |
11 |
1058 |
You know, you could just leave the onions out. |
1.2611 |
0.04056 |
157 |
121 |
31 |
5 |
1059 |
Sure, the kitchen needs some updating, but it has atmosphere. |
1.2611 |
0.04440 |
157 |
125 |
23 |
9 |
1060 |
Going somewhere special? |
1.2611 |
0.04440 |
157 |
125 |
23 |
9 |
1061 |
Cooking with municipal water again? |
1.2611 |
0.04621 |
157 |
127 |
19 |
11 |
1062 |
That's not really what I meant when I said I needed more space. |
1.2611 |
0.04155 |
157 |
122 |
29 |
6 |
1063 |
Nothing happens in a vacuum. |
1.2611 |
0.04348 |
157 |
124 |
25 |
8 |
1064 |
I withdraw my objections to the pink hat. |
1.2611 |
0.04440 |
157 |
125 |
23 |
9 |
1065 |
Going 'off recipe'? |
1.2611 |
0.04440 |
157 |
125 |
23 |
9 |
1066 |
Seriously, a hazmat dinner theme for my mother? |
1.2611 |
0.04440 |
157 |
125 |
23 |
9 |
1067 |
Shouldn't you wash your hands first? |
1.2611 |
0.04531 |
157 |
126 |
21 |
10 |
1068 |
Okay, but how do you eat it? |
1.2611 |
0.04531 |
157 |
126 |
21 |
10 |
1069 |
Are you trying to tell me you need some space? |
1.2611 |
0.04155 |
157 |
122 |
29 |
6 |
1070 |
Houston, Do we have a problem? |
1.2611 |
0.04348 |
157 |
124 |
25 |
8 |
1071 |
I'm no expert, but I believe the gluten only affects you when ingested... |
1.2611 |
0.04531 |
157 |
126 |
21 |
10 |
1072 |
Your profile mentioned you were a killer cook. |
1.2611 |
0.04531 |
157 |
126 |
21 |
10 |
1073 |
Honey, I'd like us to start seeing other astronauts. |
1.2611 |
0.04531 |
157 |
126 |
21 |
10 |
1074 |
I see you're anticipating the changes at the EPA |
1.2611 |
0.04348 |
157 |
124 |
25 |
8 |
1075 |
Perhaps you should lighten up on the garlic. |
1.2611 |
0.04253 |
157 |
123 |
27 |
7 |
1076 |
Don't hover, Harold. I told you I could no longer breathe the same air as you if you voted for that jackass... |
1.2611 |
0.04708 |
157 |
128 |
17 |
12 |
1077 |
I thought you were kidding when you said you did not want to even breathe the same air.... |
1.2611 |
0.04253 |
157 |
123 |
27 |
7 |
1078 |
Are you preparing for dinner, or the end of the EPA? |
1.2611 |
0.04531 |
157 |
126 |
21 |
10 |
1079 |
And you expect me to eat that? |
1.2611 |
0.04531 |
157 |
126 |
21 |
10 |
1080 |
So you're probably not drinking your wine then.... |
1.2611 |
0.04348 |
157 |
124 |
25 |
8 |
1081 |
So have you given any more thought to kissing? |
1.2611 |
0.04348 |
157 |
124 |
25 |
8 |
1082 |
Next time, I'll chop the onions. |
1.2611 |
0.04155 |
157 |
122 |
29 |
6 |
1083 |
Smelling bacon will not raise your cholesterol. |
1.2611 |
0.04253 |
157 |
123 |
27 |
7 |
1084 |
I get it. You're not a fan of liver. |
1.2611 |
0.04253 |
157 |
123 |
27 |
7 |
1085 |
They say 80% of communication is non-verbal. |
1.2611 |
0.04440 |
157 |
125 |
23 |
9 |
1086 |
I really think you should just sit down and decompress. |
1.2611 |
0.04531 |
157 |
126 |
21 |
10 |
1087 |
What's happening at the EPA these days? |
1.2611 |
0.04348 |
157 |
124 |
25 |
8 |
1088 |
Honey, open up a little. |
1.2581 |
0.04374 |
155 |
123 |
24 |
8 |
1089 |
I think we both need our space. |
1.2581 |
0.04179 |
155 |
121 |
28 |
6 |
1090 |
Maybe you could cut back on the curry a little. |
1.2581 |
0.04077 |
155 |
120 |
30 |
5 |
1091 |
I couldn't find a good pairing for the chicken and ricin. |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
155 |
125 |
20 |
10 |
1092 |
I'm just saying, "artisinal uranium" sounds made-up. |
1.2581 |
0.04742 |
155 |
127 |
16 |
12 |
1093 |
Ground Control to Major Mom... |
1.2581 |
0.04278 |
155 |
122 |
26 |
7 |
1094 |
Most of my girlfriends just throw on one of my old shirts, but this works too! |
1.2581 |
0.04469 |
155 |
124 |
22 |
9 |
1095 |
I thought you said Venetian cuisine. |
1.2581 |
0.04179 |
155 |
121 |
28 |
6 |
1096 |
Honey...when I said I needed some space...I didn't mean it literally. |
1.2581 |
0.04278 |
155 |
122 |
26 |
7 |
1097 |
I thought you threw away that Teflon pan. |
1.2581 |
0.04374 |
155 |
123 |
24 |
8 |
1098 |
It's a recipe from that show "Breaking Bad" |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
155 |
125 |
20 |
10 |
1099 |
So your cooking instructor says you're well-suited? |
1.2581 |
0.04374 |
155 |
123 |
24 |
8 |
1100 |
I wish you had more confidence in your cooking skills |
1.2581 |
0.04469 |
155 |
124 |
22 |
9 |
1101 |
When I said "If you think your mother is moving in with us, you can save your breath", this isn't what I had in mind... |
1.2581 |
0.04179 |
155 |
121 |
28 |
6 |
1102 |
I feel space between us |
1.2581 |
0.04374 |
155 |
123 |
24 |
8 |
1103 |
OK, you've made your point; you don't care for brussel sprouts. |
1.2581 |
0.04278 |
155 |
122 |
26 |
7 |
1104 |
Another late night TV purchase I assume? |
1.2581 |
0.04374 |
155 |
123 |
24 |
8 |
1105 |
Next time I'll buy organic. |
1.2581 |
0.04179 |
155 |
121 |
28 |
6 |
1106 |
It's not my fault they confirmed him to head the EPA. |
1.2581 |
0.04653 |
155 |
126 |
18 |
11 |
1107 |
"You said you wanted some space"? |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
155 |
125 |
20 |
10 |
1108 |
You know I'm not going to eat that? |
1.2581 |
0.04278 |
155 |
122 |
26 |
7 |
1109 |
You've taken your obsession with 'Breaking Bad' a little too far. |
1.2581 |
0.04742 |
155 |
127 |
16 |
12 |
1110 |
I get it, you're not a fan of cooking fish. |
1.2581 |
0.04278 |
155 |
122 |
26 |
7 |
1111 |
You've done something with your hair? |
1.2581 |
0.04179 |
155 |
121 |
28 |
6 |
1112 |
Is this your first time in the CDC dating pool? |
1.2581 |
0.04653 |
155 |
126 |
18 |
11 |
1113 |
Well, at least you and the wine can breathe. |
1.2581 |
0.04179 |
155 |
121 |
28 |
6 |
1114 |
OK, I get it! I screwed up. Organic, non-GMO veggies next time... |
1.2581 |
0.04469 |
155 |
124 |
22 |
9 |
1115 |
All right. No need to get drastic. I'll sign the divorce papers. |
1.2581 |
0.04469 |
155 |
124 |
22 |
9 |
1116 |
Just how much space do you want? |
1.2581 |
0.03973 |
155 |
119 |
32 |
4 |
1117 |
I'm sure you don't really have to be s rocket scientist to make scrambled eggs! |
1.2581 |
0.04179 |
155 |
121 |
28 |
6 |
1118 |
Wow, I've never actually read the USDA safety guidelines for cooking meat. |
1.2581 |
0.04278 |
155 |
122 |
26 |
7 |
1119 |
Barb, I don't think smelling the gluten will actually kill you |
1.2581 |
0.04374 |
155 |
123 |
24 |
8 |
1120 |
So, what if it was George Clooney who requested liver and onions? |
1.2581 |
0.04278 |
155 |
122 |
26 |
7 |
1121 |
I think that you're taking your science of cooking class way too seriously. |
1.2581 |
0.04374 |
155 |
123 |
24 |
8 |
1122 |
You've made your point, from now on I'll only buy organic. |
1.2581 |
0.04278 |
155 |
122 |
26 |
7 |
1123 |
You know... You shouldn't feel obliged to use every Williams-Sonoma gift card Lisa and Eric give us. |
1.2581 |
0.04469 |
155 |
124 |
22 |
9 |
1124 |
Frankly, yes, that HAZMAT suit does make your butt look fat. |
1.2581 |
0.04653 |
155 |
126 |
18 |
11 |
1125 |
So... You're from Venus? |
1.2581 |
0.04469 |
155 |
124 |
22 |
9 |
1126 |
Free-range chicken from Chernobyl, again? |
1.2581 |
0.04374 |
155 |
123 |
24 |
8 |
1127 |
Honey, you're being paranoid. They meant using the "nuclear option" as a metaphor. |
1.2581 |
0.04374 |
155 |
123 |
24 |
8 |
1128 |
O.K. you don't like liver and onions. I get it. |
1.2581 |
0.04077 |
155 |
120 |
30 |
5 |
1129 |
Well if you're going to be that way about it, next time just make me a veggie burger. |
1.2581 |
0.04469 |
155 |
124 |
22 |
9 |
1130 |
Why don't you finish your drink and relax. You don't have to blast off for 3 hours. |
1.2581 |
0.04469 |
155 |
124 |
22 |
9 |
1131 |
It's just Kale. |
1.2581 |
0.04179 |
155 |
121 |
28 |
6 |
1132 |
Do we need to talk? |
1.2581 |
0.04469 |
155 |
124 |
22 |
9 |
1133 |
So, how much gluten are we talking about? |
1.2581 |
0.04469 |
155 |
124 |
22 |
9 |
1134 |
Cabbage again? |
1.2564 |
0.04349 |
156 |
124 |
24 |
8 |
1135 |
So you think I'm the one who takes all the oxygen out of the room? |
1.2564 |
0.04155 |
156 |
122 |
28 |
6 |
1136 |
It's just a little gluten. |
1.2564 |
0.04253 |
156 |
123 |
26 |
7 |
1137 |
Honey, I don't think the Sous Chef job at NASA includes the Space Station. |
1.2564 |
0.04253 |
156 |
123 |
26 |
7 |
1138 |
Want me to taste it first? |
1.2564 |
0.04253 |
156 |
123 |
26 |
7 |
1139 |
You touched the monolith and what then? |
1.2564 |
0.04444 |
156 |
125 |
22 |
9 |
1140 |
If you don't like liver and onions, just say so. |
1.2564 |
0.04253 |
156 |
123 |
26 |
7 |
1141 |
If you can't stand the smell, get out of the kitchen. |
1.2564 |
0.04444 |
156 |
125 |
22 |
9 |
1142 |
I see you've moved on from molecular to sub-atomic gastronomy. |
1.2532 |
0.04376 |
154 |
123 |
23 |
8 |
1143 |
I know you said you were allergic to cooking, but I had no idea. |
1.2532 |
0.04566 |
154 |
125 |
19 |
10 |
1144 |
You really shouldn't have your oxygen tank that close to an open flame. |
1.2532 |
0.04178 |
154 |
121 |
27 |
6 |
1145 |
On this planet the women also do the dishes. |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
1146 |
Look, if you feel that strongly, we can replace the Teflon with stainless steel. |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
1147 |
I think you're taking this detox diet a bit too far. |
1.2532 |
0.04178 |
154 |
121 |
27 |
6 |
1148 |
It's a North Korean recipe. |
1.2532 |
0.04376 |
154 |
123 |
23 |
8 |
1149 |
Honey, I'm getting dinner ready asbestos I can. |
1.2532 |
0.04178 |
154 |
121 |
27 |
6 |
1150 |
I wasn't aware that gluten could become airborne. |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
1151 |
I know you think we have a toxic relationship, but that's just mean. |
1.2532 |
0.04566 |
154 |
125 |
19 |
10 |
1152 |
So you've gone back to stove top meth? |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
1153 |
This is not quite what I had in mind when I suggested role play. |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
1154 |
Still in your pjs! |
1.2532 |
0.04837 |
154 |
128 |
13 |
13 |
1155 |
You remembered my liver and onions! |
1.2532 |
0.03969 |
154 |
119 |
31 |
4 |
1156 |
Honey, do you think this Monsanto vegetarian diet is a good idea? |
1.2532 |
0.04748 |
154 |
127 |
15 |
12 |
1157 |
Maybe I shouldn't have told you to suit yourself about dinner. |
1.2532 |
0.04075 |
154 |
120 |
29 |
5 |
1158 |
Adding Kimchi? |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
1159 |
It's JUST liver. |
1.2532 |
0.04376 |
154 |
123 |
23 |
8 |
1160 |
Be honest, does wine aggravate my flatulence? |
1.2532 |
0.04658 |
154 |
126 |
17 |
11 |
1161 |
You needn't be so dramatic. I like liver and onions |
1.2532 |
0.03749 |
154 |
117 |
35 |
2 |
1162 |
Or, we could just pay more for birth control. |
1.2532 |
0.04376 |
154 |
123 |
23 |
8 |
1163 |
But is it kosher? |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
1164 |
Men are from mars , women are from Venus . |
1.2532 |
0.04075 |
154 |
120 |
29 |
5 |
1165 |
Look, I'm sorry I couldn't find organic. |
1.2532 |
0.04075 |
154 |
120 |
29 |
5 |
1166 |
Are you sure that you saw this on one of the food network shows? |
1.2532 |
0.04566 |
154 |
125 |
19 |
10 |
1167 |
Kellyanne and I were just good friends. |
1.2532 |
0.04748 |
154 |
127 |
15 |
12 |
1168 |
The NASA diet? |
1.2532 |
0.04075 |
154 |
120 |
29 |
5 |
1169 |
This relationship has become way too toxic. |
1.2532 |
0.04376 |
154 |
123 |
23 |
8 |
1170 |
It's easier to cut down on the garlic. |
1.2532 |
0.03969 |
154 |
119 |
31 |
4 |
1171 |
Don't you think this is carrying the 'toxic relationship' thing a bit too far? |
1.2532 |
0.04178 |
154 |
121 |
27 |
6 |
1172 |
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to make kale taste good, but it helps. |
1.2532 |
0.04278 |
154 |
122 |
25 |
7 |
1173 |
I knew there would be an adjustment period when you arrived home from the International Space Station. |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
1174 |
I said AND THAT WAS THE SMALLEST HEARING AID THEY COULD FIT YOU WITH? |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
1175 |
Does Gwyneth explain exactly how this improves scrambled eggs? |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
1176 |
Of course I think your job is important. |
1.2532 |
0.04178 |
154 |
121 |
27 |
6 |
1177 |
Okay. You win. I'll buy you a new stove. |
1.2532 |
0.04278 |
154 |
122 |
25 |
7 |
1178 |
So how's that molecular gastronomy class going? |
1.2532 |
0.04178 |
154 |
121 |
27 |
6 |
1179 |
I don't think you're supposed to fry lutefisk. |
1.2532 |
0.04376 |
154 |
123 |
23 |
8 |
1180 |
Hey Honey, I see that you are trying one of mom's recipes again. |
1.2532 |
0.04278 |
154 |
122 |
25 |
7 |
1181 |
Three-alarm chili or GMO salmon? |
1.2532 |
0.04376 |
154 |
123 |
23 |
8 |
1182 |
Should I be worried that you're bringing work home with you again? |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
1183 |
Sweetheart, it's just gluten. |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1184 |
Is that a new tank? |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1185 |
You can't be too careful with non-organic products these days. |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1186 |
Do you even know what gluten is? |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1187 |
This relationship feels toxic. |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1188 |
Uh, hon. Can we talk about these new chili pepper recipes?" |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1189 |
Enough already! I'll go vegan too. |
1.2500 |
0.04691 |
152 |
125 |
16 |
11 |
1190 |
What happens when you sneeze? |
1.2500 |
0.04501 |
152 |
123 |
20 |
9 |
1191 |
And to think--the French still smoke. |
1.2500 |
0.04597 |
152 |
124 |
18 |
10 |
1192 |
Sorry I mentioned that hair in my soup. |
1.2500 |
0.04597 |
152 |
124 |
18 |
10 |
1193 |
Ok, I'll give you more space. |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1194 |
Ok, I get it...my turn to clean the bathroom. |
1.2500 |
0.04201 |
152 |
120 |
26 |
6 |
1195 |
You're sweet to cook non-vegan for me. |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1196 |
If you can't stand the smell, get out of the kitchen. |
1.2500 |
0.04691 |
152 |
125 |
16 |
11 |
1197 |
Something new from Hazel's Hazmat Cookbook? |
1.2500 |
0.04597 |
152 |
124 |
18 |
10 |
1198 |
Liver and onions? |
1.2500 |
0.04201 |
152 |
120 |
26 |
6 |
1199 |
Your cooking is out of this world. |
1.2500 |
0.04597 |
152 |
124 |
18 |
10 |
1200 |
Ok. I promise it's the last time I ask for liver and onions. |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1201 |
Who are you wearing? |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1202 |
You give a whole new meaning to the phrase turn me on. |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1203 |
Remember when we agree that you needed to leave your work at the office. |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1204 |
Flint, we have a problem. |
1.2500 |
0.04096 |
152 |
119 |
28 |
5 |
1205 |
Feel like going out for dinner tonight? |
1.2500 |
0.04597 |
152 |
124 |
18 |
10 |
1206 |
You're not wearing that on Valentine's Day, are you? |
1.2500 |
0.04096 |
152 |
119 |
28 |
5 |
1207 |
Exactly what did you mean by 'you need your space?' |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1208 |
Szechuan again tonight? |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1209 |
Ok I get it I'll never ask for liver again. |
1.2500 |
0.04201 |
152 |
120 |
26 |
6 |
1210 |
All right. Next time remind me to buy organic. |
1.2500 |
0.04691 |
152 |
125 |
16 |
11 |
1211 |
C'mon, you found a hair one time! |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1212 |
I really do appreciate you fixing me liver and onions. |
1.2500 |
0.04597 |
152 |
124 |
18 |
10 |
1213 |
I feel like you've been really closed off lately. |
1.2500 |
0.04201 |
152 |
120 |
26 |
6 |
1214 |
I guess we could do without some regulations. |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1215 |
Why didn't you just get rid of the Teflon pan? |
1.2500 |
0.04501 |
152 |
123 |
20 |
9 |
1216 |
Let me guess: The lutefisk, onion and limburger stew? |
1.2500 |
0.04096 |
152 |
119 |
28 |
5 |
1217 |
I'm not hungry |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1218 |
I didn't know mother was joining us for dinner. |
1.2500 |
0.03988 |
152 |
118 |
30 |
4 |
1219 |
Yeah? Well if we're in space then why do you need a non-stick pan? |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1220 |
O.K. I'll start using mouthwash again! |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1221 |
I've always loved your Hazmat Helper. |
1.2500 |
0.04597 |
152 |
124 |
18 |
10 |
1222 |
If you really are that sensitive to gluten, I can cook my own breakfast. |
1.2500 |
0.04691 |
152 |
125 |
16 |
11 |
1223 |
Would you prefer wine or lower oxygen levels? |
1.2500 |
0.04691 |
152 |
125 |
16 |
11 |
1224 |
How much alcohol will I need to drink to enjoy this? |
1.2500 |
0.04201 |
152 |
120 |
26 |
6 |
1225 |
I said I was sorry |
1.2500 |
0.03988 |
152 |
118 |
30 |
4 |
1226 |
..then he drops the smallpox vial and it bounces off the table straight into my lab coat pocket. |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1227 |
Besides the toxic explosion down the street, how was your day? |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1228 |
If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1229 |
Just say it ... you're suffocating in this relationship! |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1230 |
Since you can not hear me I announce that you are one crazy idiotic wacko. |
1.2500 |
0.04501 |
152 |
123 |
20 |
9 |
1231 |
I think I'll pass on dinner tonight. |
1.2500 |
0.04501 |
152 |
123 |
20 |
9 |
1232 |
How long have you felt our relationship was toxic? |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1233 |
Hazmat hash again, huh? |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
1234 |
Got time for a quickie? |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1235 |
How bad can a little gluten really be? |
1.2500 |
0.04597 |
152 |
124 |
18 |
10 |
1236 |
Yes, Marge. I DO understand that you need your own space. |
1.2484 |
0.04176 |
153 |
121 |
26 |
6 |
1237 |
BRUSSELS SPROUTS TONIGHT ? |
1.2450 |
0.04600 |
151 |
124 |
17 |
10 |
1238 |
Prepping for the world after EPA? |
1.2450 |
0.04303 |
151 |
121 |
23 |
7 |
1239 |
I promise I won't talk about politics anymore. |
1.2450 |
0.04303 |
151 |
121 |
23 |
7 |
1240 |
You are looking simply radiant tonight my dear. |
1.2450 |
0.04503 |
151 |
123 |
19 |
9 |
1241 |
a trip to the moon Alice...well played |
1.2450 |
0.04600 |
151 |
124 |
17 |
10 |
1242 |
Um, I'll be eating at the club tonight. |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
1243 |
Wow, nice pack!! |
1.2450 |
0.04303 |
151 |
121 |
23 |
7 |
1244 |
We're having that again? |
1.2450 |
0.04600 |
151 |
124 |
17 |
10 |
1245 |
Have you been living in a vacuum or something? |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
1246 |
If you won't smell it, I won't eat it. |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
1247 |
Are you still giving me the silent treatment? |
1.2450 |
0.04404 |
151 |
122 |
21 |
8 |
1248 |
Earth to Julie...Earth to Julie... |
1.2450 |
0.04092 |
151 |
119 |
27 |
5 |
1249 |
Look. If the wine can breathe, so can you. |
1.2450 |
0.04092 |
151 |
119 |
27 |
5 |
1250 |
Okay. I admit that saying I needed more space was insensitive. |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
1251 |
I am not sure I am in the mood for fusion cooking tonight. |
1.2450 |
0.04303 |
151 |
121 |
23 |
7 |
1252 |
Well I, for one, breathe easier without stifling regulations like the Clean Air Act. |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
1253 |
How's your molecular gastronomy class going? |
1.2450 |
0.04503 |
151 |
123 |
19 |
9 |
1254 |
You're cute when you're irradiated. |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
1255 |
I give up, what's the message? |
1.2450 |
0.04600 |
151 |
124 |
17 |
10 |
1256 |
Honey,it's just bacon. |
1.2450 |
0.04503 |
151 |
123 |
19 |
9 |
1257 |
Earth to Jane, would you like some more wine? |
1.2450 |
0.04092 |
151 |
119 |
27 |
5 |
1258 |
Well maybe I need more space, too. |
1.2450 |
0.03983 |
151 |
118 |
29 |
4 |
1259 |
What kind of chili peppers are those? |
1.2450 |
0.04404 |
151 |
122 |
21 |
8 |
1260 |
Do you know something I don't know? |
1.2450 |
0.03983 |
151 |
118 |
29 |
4 |
1261 |
How did your confirmation hearing go, Betsy? |
1.2450 |
0.04600 |
151 |
124 |
17 |
10 |
1262 |
And you'll be detoxing for how long? |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
1263 |
Petal, I think the recipe said oxident free, not oxygen free. |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
1264 |
``So let me get this straight. The march on Washington wasn't enough. You're going to wear this outfit for the next four years?'' |
1.2450 |
0.04092 |
151 |
119 |
27 |
5 |
1265 |
What do you mean I've developed a toxic personality? |
1.2450 |
0.04503 |
151 |
123 |
19 |
9 |
1266 |
It said our sex life should be active, not radioactive |
1.2450 |
0.04404 |
151 |
122 |
21 |
8 |
1267 |
They just nominated him for head of the EPA. He hasn't been approved yet. |
1.2450 |
0.04503 |
151 |
123 |
19 |
9 |
1268 |
Whatcha makin'? |
1.2450 |
0.04303 |
151 |
121 |
23 |
7 |
1269 |
You seem a little spaced out this evening... |
1.2450 |
0.04303 |
151 |
121 |
23 |
7 |
1270 |
What wine pairs with contaminated fish? |
1.2450 |
0.04404 |
151 |
122 |
21 |
8 |
1271 |
Are we expecting your mother? |
1.2450 |
0.04404 |
151 |
122 |
21 |
8 |
1272 |
Honey, it's time to cut back on the Amazon Prime. |
1.2450 |
0.04404 |
151 |
122 |
21 |
8 |
1273 |
We all have filters, some more obvious than others. |
1.2450 |
0.04303 |
151 |
121 |
23 |
7 |
1274 |
I hope you're not burning our last supper. |
1.2434 |
0.04476 |
152 |
124 |
19 |
9 |
1275 |
"No onions" would've been easier... |
1.2416 |
0.04728 |
149 |
124 |
14 |
11 |
1276 |
Lutefisk |
1.2416 |
0.04631 |
149 |
123 |
16 |
10 |
1277 |
If I suck all the oxygen out of the room how did this wine manage to breath? |
1.2416 |
0.04431 |
149 |
121 |
20 |
8 |
1278 |
So, I take it you've been watching Dr. Oz again? |
1.2416 |
0.04328 |
149 |
120 |
22 |
7 |
1279 |
I think I'll go out for dinner tonight Sweetie. |
1.2416 |
0.04328 |
149 |
120 |
22 |
7 |
1280 |
Yep, that's just the way mom used to make it. |
1.2416 |
0.04532 |
149 |
122 |
18 |
9 |
1281 |
I take it my cologne is a little strong this evening? |
1.2416 |
0.04113 |
149 |
118 |
26 |
5 |
1282 |
Is there something I should know? |
1.2416 |
0.04113 |
149 |
118 |
26 |
5 |
1283 |
Maybe next time just buy the non-GMO beef. |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1284 |
I'm clearly not suited for this kind of food. |
1.2381 |
0.04562 |
147 |
121 |
17 |
9 |
1285 |
You could've just said no to liver and onions. |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1286 |
Are you really sure you don't mind making me fried beef liver with onions? |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1287 |
Your gluten intolerance can't be THAT bad. |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1288 |
Seems like going gluten free shouldn't be quite that difficult. |
1.2381 |
0.04562 |
147 |
121 |
17 |
9 |
1289 |
It was just a tiny, little fart and it’s come to this. |
1.2381 |
0.04133 |
147 |
117 |
25 |
5 |
1290 |
It smells like it's to die for! |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1291 |
When you said UFO, I didn't think you meant unidentified frying object. |
1.2381 |
0.04663 |
147 |
122 |
15 |
10 |
1292 |
Well...I thought you wanted more space. |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1293 |
...or without onions would be fine, too. |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1294 |
That hazmat suit would look great on my bedroom floor. |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1295 |
Was it something I said? |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1296 |
Honey, what a strange question! Of course my life insurance premiums are fully paid. |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1297 |
My atomic chili recipe is way simpler. |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1298 |
Okay, I'll stop asking for onions in everything. |
1.2381 |
0.04133 |
147 |
117 |
25 |
5 |
1299 |
'Toxic environment?' I said I was sorry. |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1300 |
We'll, I think you're avoiding intimacy not depressurization. |
1.2381 |
0.04562 |
147 |
121 |
17 |
9 |
1301 |
So you're telling me you need space. |
1.2381 |
0.03901 |
147 |
115 |
29 |
3 |
1302 |
Beth, honey, you can't wear that for four years. |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1303 |
Is this because of the microwave? |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1304 |
Plutonium Paella tonight? |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1305 |
I'm preparing for launch. |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1306 |
I thought you said you wanted more space-- not to go to space. |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1307 |
Why do you put that thing on everytime I start talking about Trump? |
1.2381 |
0.04562 |
147 |
121 |
17 |
9 |
1308 |
Applying for the kitchen staff at the Trump White House? |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1309 |
So, as I was saying on my drive over here, the Ebola thing was just a false alarm, no one on the flight was at risk, |
1.2381 |
0.04133 |
147 |
117 |
25 |
5 |
1310 |
Well if you keep serving beans what do you expect? |
1.2381 |
0.04663 |
147 |
122 |
15 |
10 |
1311 |
Not sure what’s going into that; just remember I’m gluten-free. |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1312 |
You feel our marriage is that toxic? |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1313 |
Put in a little more Polonium 210...my mom is bringing a date. |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1314 |
Earth to Joan... |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1315 |
It might be simpler to switch from Teflon to ceramic. |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1316 |
So if we get the microwave fixed, you only need the lead vest, right? |
1.2381 |
0.04562 |
147 |
121 |
17 |
9 |
1317 |
Y'know what would really be out of this world? Bacon. |
1.2381 |
0.04133 |
147 |
117 |
25 |
5 |
1318 |
I don't think this is what your therapist meant by being more self-contained. |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1319 |
Haven't you heard? Air pollution is a hoax. |
1.2381 |
0.04562 |
147 |
121 |
17 |
9 |
1320 |
I appreciate that you still cook meat for me even after becoming vegan, but do you have to wear the suit every time? |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1321 |
One of these days I'll get the stove vent fixed, I promise. |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1322 |
This so-called therapist of yours, how long does he think I'm going to be toxic? |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1323 |
I'm just saying, let's wait and see if the EPA is abolished. |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1324 |
Maybe you want to slip into something more comfortable? |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1325 |
Oh, come on! It's only liver and onions. Could be worse! |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1326 |
New outfit, hon? |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1327 |
Okay, you win. Next time, we'll buy organic. |
1.2381 |
0.04133 |
147 |
117 |
25 |
5 |
1328 |
So how was your trip to Fukushima? |
1.2381 |
0.04762 |
147 |
123 |
13 |
11 |
1329 |
Yes, my life insurance is paid up. Why do you ask? |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1330 |
Finally putting those stovetop meth classes to use. |
1.2381 |
0.04762 |
147 |
123 |
13 |
11 |
1331 |
Open the oven door, Hal! |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1332 |
Are you cooking again for your nuclear family? |
1.2381 |
0.04562 |
147 |
121 |
17 |
9 |
1333 |
You'll be a chef to the stars one way or the other. |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1334 |
Seriously, we can get Chinese. |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1335 |
How did the EPA confirmation hearing go? |
1.2381 |
0.04663 |
147 |
122 |
15 |
10 |
1336 |
Why do I think we're having beans again? |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1337 |
Your text message said you wanted to talk about an incident at work today. So how was your first day at the CDC infectious diseases lab? |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1338 |
So you think our relationship is becoming toxic ? |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1339 |
Pufferfish again? |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1340 |
So...is this chili going to be spicy...? |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1341 |
"Kicking things up a notch" was just a suggestion. |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1342 |
Have a drink. We still have at least a few weeks before the changes in the EPA kick in. |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1343 |
Your soufflé seems to be dissolving the bottom of the frying pan. |
1.2381 |
0.04562 |
147 |
121 |
17 |
9 |
1344 |
I poured you some wine. |
1.2381 |
0.04762 |
147 |
123 |
13 |
11 |
1345 |
I told you we'd make it to 2017. |
1.2381 |
0.04133 |
147 |
117 |
25 |
5 |
1346 |
I like slipping into something more comfortable after work. |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1347 |
So, this mean we're out of Beano again? |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1348 |
Are you sure we want to eat that? |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1349 |
I'm sorry I called you a space cadet. |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
1350 |
I'll go set the lead plates out. |
1.2329 |
0.04128 |
146 |
117 |
24 |
5 |
1351 |
Role-play tonight? I'll get the probes. |
1.2329 |
0.04458 |
146 |
120 |
18 |
8 |
1352 |
He hasn't dismantled the EPA yet. |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1353 |
Gosh, I miss the EPA. |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1354 |
You may be taking the "tuna may contain traces of argon" warning a bit too seriously. |
1.2329 |
0.04128 |
146 |
117 |
24 |
5 |
1355 |
You can’t keep living off the griddle like this. |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1356 |
Your cooking it's already out of this world. |
1.2329 |
0.04351 |
146 |
119 |
20 |
7 |
1357 |
You seem preoccupied. |
1.2329 |
0.04012 |
146 |
116 |
26 |
4 |
1358 |
Okay, I'm sorry. Next time I will buy organic produce. |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1359 |
Your farts don't smell that good, either |
1.2329 |
0.04351 |
146 |
119 |
20 |
7 |
1360 |
And you want me to eat it? |
1.2329 |
0.04128 |
146 |
117 |
24 |
5 |
1361 |
All right...I admit it...your cooking is out if this world! |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1362 |
Am I invading your personal space? |
1.2329 |
0.03770 |
146 |
114 |
30 |
2 |
1363 |
I'm guessing this has something to do with my joke at the party about your cooking. |
1.2329 |
0.04351 |
146 |
119 |
20 |
7 |
1364 |
I only suggested we have onions |
1.2329 |
0.04458 |
146 |
120 |
18 |
8 |
1365 |
First anti-bacterial soap now this - I think you have a problem |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1366 |
Next time, I'd be happy to slice the onions. |
1.2329 |
0.04128 |
146 |
117 |
24 |
5 |
1367 |
Will you be joining me for dinner? |
1.2329 |
0.04458 |
146 |
120 |
18 |
8 |
1368 |
I'm getting a vibe here you'd rather eat out tonight. |
1.2329 |
0.04128 |
146 |
117 |
24 |
5 |
1369 |
If you can't stand the heat, just get out of the kitchen. |
1.2329 |
0.04563 |
146 |
121 |
16 |
9 |
1370 |
Trump roast? |
1.2329 |
0.04563 |
146 |
121 |
16 |
9 |
1371 |
Our relationship does not exist in a vacuum. |
1.2329 |
0.04563 |
146 |
121 |
16 |
9 |
1372 |
Remember when one glass was enough to decompress? |
1.2329 |
0.04563 |
146 |
121 |
16 |
9 |
1373 |
Something tells me this is going to be out of this world. |
1.2329 |
0.04351 |
146 |
119 |
20 |
7 |
1374 |
Honey, I told you I need space right now. |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1375 |
Not too spicy. |
1.2329 |
0.04012 |
146 |
116 |
26 |
4 |
1376 |
What do you mean "alternate eating experience?" |
1.2329 |
0.04351 |
146 |
119 |
20 |
7 |
1377 |
I think you are taking fusion cooking too literally. |
1.2329 |
0.04128 |
146 |
117 |
24 |
5 |
1378 |
Extreme vetting a new recipe? |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1379 |
I know he's picking a fight with China and inciting anger in the Muslim world... but why didn't you buy me a suit too? |
1.2329 |
0.04458 |
146 |
120 |
18 |
8 |
1380 |
Is this your way of saying you think this relationship has become toxic? |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1381 |
I think we should cancel our Amazon Prime membership. |
1.2329 |
0.04666 |
146 |
122 |
14 |
10 |
1382 |
I know, but nobody's THAT sensitive to garlic. |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1383 |
Going somewhere, later? |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1384 |
What do you mean you got the recipe from The Alternative Facts Cookbook? |
1.2329 |
0.04458 |
146 |
120 |
18 |
8 |
1385 |
Not a fan of cilantro? |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1386 |
I think you'll find that once you get past the smell it tastes really good. |
1.2329 |
0.04458 |
146 |
120 |
18 |
8 |
1387 |
I don't think the Doomsday Clock is literal. We still have time for a nice dinner. |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1388 |
Actually, I would prefer it if you would change out of your work clothes before preparing dinner. |
1.2329 |
0.04666 |
146 |
122 |
14 |
10 |
1389 |
OK Honey. We can take Liver and onions off the menu. |
1.2329 |
0.03770 |
146 |
114 |
30 |
2 |
1390 |
Clearance sale at the EPA? |
1.2329 |
0.04351 |
146 |
119 |
20 |
7 |
1391 |
Shall I assume it's my turn to take out the garbage? |
1.2329 |
0.04458 |
146 |
120 |
18 |
8 |
1392 |
Hey, you're the one who asked for some space. |
1.2329 |
0.04128 |
146 |
117 |
24 |
5 |
1393 |
Is our marriage really that toxic? |
1.2329 |
0.04012 |
146 |
116 |
26 |
4 |
1394 |
Your beauty regimen gets more and more complex every day |
1.2329 |
0.04351 |
146 |
119 |
20 |
7 |
1395 |
"I think I'll pass on whatever it is you're cooking. |
1.2329 |
0.04563 |
146 |
121 |
16 |
9 |
1396 |
Fine. Your gluten intolerance is a real thing. Now will you take that off before dinner? |
1.2329 |
0.04563 |
146 |
121 |
16 |
9 |
1397 |
That in no way proves you're allergic to cooking. |
1.2329 |
0.04458 |
146 |
120 |
18 |
8 |
1398 |
There's nothing like cooking with gas. |
1.2329 |
0.04458 |
146 |
120 |
18 |
8 |
1399 |
You sure it was a soupçon of plutonium? |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
1400 |
Aren’t you going a little overboard on this gluten-free thing? |
1.2313 |
0.04431 |
147 |
121 |
18 |
8 |
1401 |
It wasn't just her body language. There was something else. |
1.2313 |
0.04431 |
147 |
121 |
18 |
8 |
1402 |
Okay...next time we'll spring for the organic. |
1.2313 |
0.04103 |
147 |
118 |
24 |
5 |
1403 |
So, how's that "living in a vacuum" working out for you? |
1.2313 |
0.04324 |
147 |
120 |
20 |
7 |
1404 |
Oh…I thought you said hazmat soup. |
1.2313 |
0.04535 |
147 |
122 |
16 |
9 |
1405 |
Honey, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. |
1.2313 |
0.04103 |
147 |
118 |
24 |
5 |
1406 |
Gotta hand it to ya babe. You're the only person I know that can spend all day training for a manned flight into deep space, come home and cook me a burger. |
1.2313 |
0.04431 |
147 |
121 |
18 |
8 |
1407 |
Does cooking help you decompress? |
1.2313 |
0.04215 |
147 |
119 |
22 |
6 |
1408 |
Oh for Pete sake the onions are not that strong Brenda! |
1.2313 |
0.04636 |
147 |
123 |
14 |
10 |
1409 |
OK, I WON'T FART NEAR YOU EVER AGAIN! |
1.2313 |
0.04736 |
147 |
124 |
12 |
11 |
1410 |
Honestly Dolores when you said you were choosing space over a tiny house I had no idea what you really meant. |
1.2313 |
0.04535 |
147 |
122 |
16 |
9 |
1411 |
I only sneezed once. I think you're overreacting. |
1.2313 |
0.03870 |
147 |
116 |
28 |
3 |
1412 |
Not the hazmat hash again. |
1.2313 |
0.04431 |
147 |
121 |
18 |
8 |
1413 |
Rosalind, you've been acting so distant lately. |
1.2313 |
0.03988 |
147 |
117 |
26 |
4 |
1414 |
That pinch of uranium really gives it some flavor. |
1.2313 |
0.03988 |
147 |
117 |
26 |
4 |
1415 |
I understand that the FluMist has been deemed ineffective, but don't you think you're being a bit irrational? |
1.2292 |
0.03781 |
144 |
113 |
29 |
2 |
1416 |
I feel like you're blocking me out. |
1.2292 |
0.04148 |
144 |
116 |
23 |
5 |
1417 |
Sautéing genetically modified beans again? |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1418 |
Just curious. What the hell did you put in those eggs? |
1.2292 |
0.04264 |
144 |
117 |
21 |
6 |
1419 |
I'm doubting your confidence in this new recipe. |
1.2292 |
0.04264 |
144 |
117 |
21 |
6 |
1420 |
Really? Airborne gluten? |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1421 |
What happened to that little blue dress? |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1422 |
Ok Amy, I understand. You need your space. |
1.2292 |
0.03907 |
144 |
114 |
27 |
3 |
1423 |
I see you've dressed for bed as well. |
1.2292 |
0.04593 |
144 |
120 |
15 |
9 |
1424 |
We're cancelling The New Yorker. |
1.2292 |
0.04697 |
144 |
121 |
13 |
10 |
1425 |
First it was peanut butter. Then it was gluten. Now air? |
1.2292 |
0.04800 |
144 |
122 |
11 |
11 |
1426 |
Whatever you're cooking smells great, but there's no atmosphere |
1.2292 |
0.04486 |
144 |
119 |
17 |
8 |
1427 |
Don't you think you are taking this silent treatment thing a little bit far? |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1428 |
Honey, I think you're taking this job with NASA just a little too seriously. |
1.2292 |
0.04593 |
144 |
120 |
15 |
9 |
1429 |
Some women find flatulence sexy. |
1.2292 |
0.04148 |
144 |
116 |
23 |
5 |
1430 |
Maybe it's too spicy. |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1431 |
What did the EPA say this time? |
1.2292 |
0.04030 |
144 |
115 |
25 |
4 |
1432 |
I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. |
1.2292 |
0.04264 |
144 |
117 |
21 |
6 |
1433 |
I thought it was pasta puttanesca, not pasta plutonesca. |
1.2292 |
0.04486 |
144 |
119 |
17 |
8 |
1434 |
And I suppose I should tell our guests to wipe their shoes on the hazmat? |
1.2292 |
0.03907 |
144 |
114 |
27 |
3 |
1435 |
Is this menopause? |
1.2292 |
0.04486 |
144 |
119 |
17 |
8 |
1436 |
Look, if you REALLY don't like them, we don't have to have them. |
1.2292 |
0.04148 |
144 |
116 |
23 |
5 |
1437 |
I thought Canada was our only option. |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1438 |
Durian again? |
1.2292 |
0.04148 |
144 |
116 |
23 |
5 |
1439 |
I didn't think this what you meant when you said you needed some space |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1440 |
Is this what you meant by needing more space? |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1441 |
Tomorrow let's make it without the kale. |
1.2292 |
0.04264 |
144 |
117 |
21 |
6 |
1442 |
Why does this wine smell like almonds? |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1443 |
You know, you could just leave out the onion. |
1.2292 |
0.04486 |
144 |
119 |
17 |
8 |
1444 |
I hope it tastes better than it smells |
1.2292 |
0.04593 |
144 |
120 |
15 |
9 |
1445 |
You could just say you don't like broccoli. |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1446 |
I thought the recipe said seal the food in a vacuum. |
1.2292 |
0.04264 |
144 |
117 |
21 |
6 |
1447 |
Are you making MoonPie again? |
1.2292 |
0.04593 |
144 |
120 |
15 |
9 |
1448 |
So, tell me about this 'surprise treat' you're whipping up for the President. |
1.2292 |
0.04030 |
144 |
115 |
25 |
4 |
1449 |
Why don't I tell Mom no perfume at dinner? |
1.2292 |
0.03907 |
144 |
114 |
27 |
3 |
1450 |
You know, I'd be happy to cook the non-vegan food myself. |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1451 |
I think you'll find alcohol is a better filter against fake news. |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1452 |
I know I'm toxic, but what are you? |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1453 |
A little space always helps. |
1.2292 |
0.04030 |
144 |
115 |
25 |
4 |
1454 |
So Alice, it's finally to the moon. |
1.2292 |
0.04264 |
144 |
117 |
21 |
6 |
1455 |
It's safe to assume another USDA regulation has been torpedoed? |
1.2292 |
0.04148 |
144 |
116 |
23 |
5 |
1456 |
The EPA cuts haven't even taken effect yet. |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1457 |
Ok ok. You can skip the garlic! |
1.2292 |
0.04148 |
144 |
116 |
23 |
5 |
1458 |
Hey Hon, I'm sorry ..... when do you think you'll be able to breathe the same air as me again? |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1459 |
So you really think the vacuum cleaner/range hood will get you on Shark Tank, dear? |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
1460 |
You can't escape politics, Karen. |
1.2292 |
0.04486 |
144 |
119 |
17 |
8 |
1461 |
Honey for the last time...Frederick Douglass is dead. There is no zombie outbreak. |
1.2292 |
0.04486 |
144 |
119 |
17 |
8 |
1462 |
OK. I'll replace the CO detector battery tomorrow. |
1.2292 |
0.04264 |
144 |
117 |
21 |
6 |
1463 |
I guess you feel we have a toxic relationship. |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
1464 |
Try not to overcook the meth, dear. I like my crystal crisp, not burnt. |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
1465 |
Honey, mine was just one vote. |
1.2238 |
0.04485 |
143 |
119 |
16 |
8 |
1466 |
Honey, I think someone's trying to kill me. |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
1467 |
You've piqued my interest. |
1.2238 |
0.03897 |
143 |
114 |
26 |
3 |
1468 |
Personally, I've always loved your mother's recipes. |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1469 |
I'm drinking your wine... |
1.2238 |
0.04699 |
143 |
121 |
12 |
10 |
1470 |
So, my English Leather is not a turn-on? |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1471 |
Honey, it's just gluten. |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
1472 |
You shouldn't take my calling you a space cadet so seriously. |
1.2238 |
0.04021 |
143 |
115 |
24 |
4 |
1473 |
Wouldn't it be easier to get rid of the Teflon pans. |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
1474 |
Next time, just leave out the nuts. |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
1475 |
The NASA package recommends Valpolicella with the Bolognese. |
1.2238 |
0.04021 |
143 |
115 |
24 |
4 |
1476 |
This recipe is to die for |
1.2238 |
0.04485 |
143 |
119 |
16 |
8 |
1477 |
Sometimes I really don't understand what's going on in your head, Janice. It's like we're not even breathing the same air. |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1478 |
Should chili have a half-life? |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
1479 |
I take it tonight's dinner is out of this world. |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
1480 |
Are you sure about this new diet? |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1481 |
Aren't you taking this I hate cooking you liver issue a little too far? |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
1482 |
Okay, I'm sorry. You're right, I never should have invited Kellyanne over for dinner. |
1.2238 |
0.04485 |
143 |
119 |
16 |
8 |
1483 |
So you heard about this on Fox News? |
1.2238 |
0.04699 |
143 |
121 |
12 |
10 |
1484 |
It makes you look thin. |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1485 |
Do we serve red or white wine with lutefisk? |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
1486 |
I'll put on some music for atmosphere. |
1.2238 |
0.04593 |
143 |
120 |
14 |
9 |
1487 |
Ron quickly realized that discussing politics with his wife had become more toxic. |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
1488 |
Meth and eggs - my favorite! |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
1489 |
You're swallowing some before I'll touch it |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1490 |
Look, Donald Trump is our president whether you like it or not. Please take that off. |
1.2238 |
0.04699 |
143 |
121 |
12 |
10 |
1491 |
Oh ... when you said 'yellow cake' I ... |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
1492 |
Is this anything like safe sex? |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1493 |
Sorry. Wine just makes me fart. |
1.2238 |
0.04699 |
143 |
121 |
12 |
10 |
1494 |
Are you sure that's what he meant by detox diet? |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1495 |
You win. I'll take the dog back in the morning. |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
1496 |
You haven't even touched your wine. |
1.2238 |
0.04021 |
143 |
115 |
24 |
4 |
1497 |
You're taking this vegan thing too far, but I'll cook the damn bacon. |
1.2238 |
0.04485 |
143 |
119 |
16 |
8 |
1498 |
Did you get a new haircut or something? |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
1499 |
You might be taking gluten-free a bit too far. |
1.2238 |
0.04593 |
143 |
120 |
14 |
9 |
1500 |
When are you going to forgive me for voting for President Trump? |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
1501 |
Who's president on your planet? I may want to join you. |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1502 |
So now you're cooking with alternative facts? |
1.2238 |
0.04485 |
143 |
119 |
16 |
8 |
1503 |
This seems more like a "not tonight or ever" romantic dinner to me. |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
1504 |
Well I am not gassy now! |
1.2222 |
0.04233 |
144 |
118 |
20 |
6 |
1505 |
I'll take you to my leader AFTER dinner. |
1.2222 |
0.04346 |
144 |
119 |
18 |
7 |
1506 |
Most people with peanut allergies would simply avoid them. |
1.2207 |
0.03972 |
145 |
117 |
24 |
4 |
1507 |
Mother always made liver without all this. |
1.2207 |
0.03849 |
145 |
116 |
26 |
3 |
1508 |
I guess you really do need more space. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1509 |
Come on. Liver and onions doesn't smell that bad. |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1510 |
I'm not going to eat that. |
1.2199 |
0.04837 |
141 |
121 |
9 |
11 |
1511 |
You don't have to add habanero. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1512 |
You know, I'm starting to like that aftershave the kids got me for Christmas. |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1513 |
I see you're wearing your "I need a break from current events" outfit again. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1514 |
After her defeat, you're still living in a bubble? |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1515 |
I think we better start eating organic. |
1.2199 |
0.04623 |
141 |
119 |
13 |
9 |
1516 |
All right, I get it. I like my wings spicier than you do. |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1517 |
I saw it on America's Nuclear Test Kitchen. |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1518 |
Honey, I get the sense you have something simmering. |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1519 |
I appreciate it when you cook liver and onions for me. |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1520 |
So when can I taste your 'one small stew for your man?' |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1521 |
Wouldn't it be easier to just stop using Teflon? |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1522 |
What false news story pushed your buttons today? |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1523 |
So you won't be having the wine? |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1524 |
Monsanto veggies again? |
1.2199 |
0.04512 |
141 |
118 |
15 |
8 |
1525 |
I hear Mars is the new Canada. |
1.2199 |
0.04623 |
141 |
119 |
13 |
9 |
1526 |
Don't you think you're taking that vegan thing a little too seriously? It's just bacon! |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1527 |
Chilli's hot, huh? |
1.2199 |
0.04512 |
141 |
118 |
15 |
8 |
1528 |
Poison, again? |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1529 |
Can I help with anything? |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1530 |
Mars? Venus? I forget which one |
1.2199 |
0.03642 |
141 |
111 |
29 |
1 |
1531 |
You can drop the theatrics. GMO ingredients can't be THAT dangerous. |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1532 |
Another one of your mother's recipes? |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1533 |
So, I guess this isn't going to be heart healthy? |
1.2199 |
0.04512 |
141 |
118 |
15 |
8 |
1534 |
How about some extra mustard gas and pepper spray on mine? |
1.2199 |
0.04623 |
141 |
119 |
13 |
9 |
1535 |
Yep, just like Mama used to make. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1536 |
Somethings different. Did you change your hair style ? |
1.2199 |
0.04623 |
141 |
119 |
13 |
9 |
1537 |
Maybe it's time we upgrade to nonradioactive pans. |
1.2199 |
0.04623 |
141 |
119 |
13 |
9 |
1538 |
Dating sites should really have a question asking whether you're okay with Monsanto or not. |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1539 |
Still not talking to me? |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1540 |
I can also go gluten-free if that would be easier for you. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1541 |
Trouble with the onions? |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1542 |
I think I'll eat out tonight. |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1543 |
Let me guess, nasty woman goes nuclear? |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1544 |
Are we expecting your boss for dinner? |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1545 |
You never practiced kosher before, have you? |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1546 |
That's one small stir for women... |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1547 |
There are other ways to get away from kale. |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1548 |
Stop being passive aggressive. I'm sorry I said your cooking stinks. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1549 |
Glad to see your taking a large step towards making me eggs. |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1550 |
Looks spicy. |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1551 |
You've never looked more beautiful. |
1.2199 |
0.04512 |
141 |
118 |
15 |
8 |
1552 |
We could ask them not to talk politics |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1553 |
I see my 'toxic personality' crack is still on the table. |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1554 |
OK ABSOLUTELY the last time I ask for liver and onions on my birthday. |
1.2199 |
0.03910 |
141 |
113 |
25 |
3 |
1555 |
OK! I promise never to eat baked beans in the house again. |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1556 |
You know, you could just leave the onions out. |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1557 |
I thought we only had to move to Canada. |
1.2199 |
0.04512 |
141 |
118 |
15 |
8 |
1558 |
Worst Cooks in America called...you're in. |
1.2199 |
0.03910 |
141 |
113 |
25 |
3 |
1559 |
I'm good, thanks--had a late lunch. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1560 |
You really don't have to go to all this trouble for my parents, you know. |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1561 |
Come back to earth, Alice. |
1.2199 |
0.04512 |
141 |
118 |
15 |
8 |
1562 |
Might I suggest a vintage 1963 Tang pairing? |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1563 |
It's not me, it's you |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1564 |
Heavy on the garlic tonight? |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1565 |
No, I don't think gluten is airborne. |
1.2199 |
0.04512 |
141 |
118 |
15 |
8 |
1566 |
I am dreading the dishes. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1567 |
Honey-you seem to be a little on edge lately with his EPA pick |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1568 |
Honey, I'm seriously rethinking my decision not to join you in therapy. |
1.2199 |
0.04512 |
141 |
118 |
15 |
8 |
1569 |
He's bad, yes, but wouldn't Canada be closer? |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1570 |
Ok fine I'll get the mild onions next time. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1571 |
Honey, I don't feel much like dinner tonight. |
1.2199 |
0.04512 |
141 |
118 |
15 |
8 |
1572 |
I had beans for lunch. |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1573 |
Is the range hood not working? |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1574 |
I bet this is going to be out of this world |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1575 |
Honey.....who did you say that you invited for dinner? |
1.2199 |
0.03910 |
141 |
113 |
25 |
3 |
1576 |
I take it my "Kiss the Cook" apron was a bad idea. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1577 |
I've lost my appetite. |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1578 |
The radiation levels are doing wonders for this Cabernet, Linda! |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1579 |
Where did you even find a recipe for skunk stir fry? |
1.2199 |
0.04731 |
141 |
120 |
11 |
10 |
1580 |
So, how was your day at the Superfund site? |
1.2199 |
0.04623 |
141 |
119 |
13 |
9 |
1581 |
The knitted pink hats are more specific. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1582 |
We could just move to Canada; we don't have to leave the planet. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1583 |
It's been two weeks . . . I don't think I'm still contagious. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1584 |
Honey, I have a confession to make: I don't like Brussels sprouts either. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1585 |
Thanks for making my breakfast right before you leave for Mars. |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1586 |
OK, I'll buy organic next time. |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1587 |
It's called HAZ=MAT surprise. |
1.2199 |
0.04623 |
141 |
119 |
13 |
9 |
1588 |
Honey, maybe it's time to break down and ask my mother to show you. |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1589 |
When I said our relationship was becoming toxic, I wasn't being literal. |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1590 |
There's nothing like liver and onions to set the mood. |
1.2199 |
0.03910 |
141 |
113 |
25 |
3 |
1591 |
Oh boy! Habanera chili. |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1592 |
I see the new hair dryer lets you multi task |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1593 |
Ok, Ok, I won't ask you to add cilantro the next time. |
1.2158 |
0.03788 |
139 |
111 |
26 |
2 |
1594 |
Do you get out often? |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1595 |
Sometimes I feel there's a barrier between us. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1596 |
We don't all live in a Yellow Submarine. Some of us have to make personal adjustments. |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
1597 |
You really hate onions. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1598 |
Yes darling; just like your mother makes it |
1.2158 |
0.04763 |
139 |
119 |
10 |
10 |
1599 |
Oh, Hon, I'm so glad you like your birthday present! |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1600 |
I thought we weren't having sex til later. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1601 |
Honey, I think the recipe said saute until the flavors are melded... not welded. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1602 |
Plutonium doesn't work in everything honey. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1603 |
I get it. Your cooking is out of this world. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1604 |
So, fusion? |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
1605 |
HAS OUR RELATIONSHIP BECOME THAT TOXIC? |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1606 |
When did they stop being eggs over easy? |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1607 |
Um... Should I have my suit on? |
1.2158 |
0.03788 |
139 |
111 |
26 |
2 |
1608 |
OK, you've proven your point. You don't like onions. |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1609 |
I promise to be less handsy next time you wear your "Kiss the cook" apron. |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
1610 |
gluten is not airborne |
1.2158 |
0.04653 |
139 |
118 |
12 |
9 |
1611 |
Sweetheart, it's very touching you would cook for me your late husbands favorite meal! |
1.2158 |
0.04763 |
139 |
119 |
10 |
10 |
1612 |
If you didn't want to cook onions, you could have just said so. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1613 |
You don't really like Cilantro do you? |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1614 |
Maybe not so well done this time. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1615 |
Brad Pitt wears Obsession. |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
1616 |
You say it's to die for? |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1617 |
Okay, I promise that the next time I go shopping I will only buy organic. |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1618 |
I know we haven't been getting along, but it's nice of you to make dinner. |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
1619 |
How’s the lutefisk coming along? |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
1620 |
I'm pretty sure the ad said I was looking for someone with a solid background in gastronomy with a "G". |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
1621 |
I miss Breaking Bad too, but you have to let go. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1622 |
Jackie Gleason was using a metaphor Alice, I'm making a sincere suggestion. |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1623 |
Broccoli again? |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1624 |
And I love when you cry out, "Affirmative!! Affirmative!!" |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
1625 |
You do know, gluten isn't airborne. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1626 |
Let me guess - not cage free? |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1627 |
So you don't like my new cologne? |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1628 |
i get it, am from Venus and you are from Mars ! |
1.2158 |
0.03648 |
139 |
110 |
28 |
1 |
1629 |
So, my turn to do the cat box? |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1630 |
But I kind of like it when you smell like bacon... |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1631 |
It's the body wash, right? |
1.2158 |
0.03923 |
139 |
112 |
24 |
3 |
1632 |
One of us is in trouble. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1633 |
Honey, I don't think gluten is volatile. |
1.2158 |
0.03923 |
139 |
112 |
24 |
3 |
1634 |
Honey! When I mentioned I needed "some space from you" I never imagined this. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1635 |
Was it something I said? |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1636 |
So I couldn't find organic eggs. So what? |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1637 |
I take it, it's not organic. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1638 |
I'll turn down the lights and set the atmosphere. |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1639 |
Supermarket brand doesn't mean toxic. |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1640 |
I've been having a hard time getting through to you recently. Can we just talk about it? |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1641 |
Habaneros? |
1.2158 |
0.03923 |
139 |
112 |
24 |
3 |
1642 |
When you said you needed some space, you really meant it. |
1.2158 |
0.03788 |
139 |
111 |
26 |
2 |
1643 |
I take it you're from Venus. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1644 |
Would you be terribly offended, Dear, if the kids and I ordered take-out tonight? |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1645 |
Kidneys or liver and onions? |
1.2158 |
0.03648 |
139 |
110 |
28 |
1 |
1646 |
I did not mean 'out of this world' cooking literally. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1647 |
Allow me to point out that liver-and-Brussels sprouts night was your idea. |
1.2158 |
0.03923 |
139 |
112 |
24 |
3 |
1648 |
Dear, cooking "sous vide," is for the food. |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
1649 |
Eggs make me gassy, not toxic...but point taken. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1650 |
Well, if cooking odors shorten ones life, how come you bought only one suit? |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
1651 |
Still skittish from that last Flambeau attempt? C'mon. Your eyebrows grew back. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1652 |
So will I be needing a suit to eat this ? |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1653 |
They were out of organic chicken? |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1654 |
I see that Billy's coach finally got him to bring home his gym clothes. |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1655 |
You were joking when you said you'd kill me if I voted for him and he won the election. Right? |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1656 |
As a recovering germaphobe, I must say that I am impressed with your hygiene. |
1.2158 |
0.03788 |
139 |
111 |
26 |
2 |
1657 |
Last time I order a mail order bride from another planet. |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1658 |
How much more space do you need? |
1.2158 |
0.03788 |
139 |
111 |
26 |
2 |
1659 |
I think it might be too spicy. |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1660 |
Are you still mad about the HPV? |
1.2158 |
0.03648 |
139 |
110 |
28 |
1 |
1661 |
I'm making this just for you. |
1.2158 |
0.04872 |
139 |
120 |
8 |
11 |
1662 |
When you said I love you to the moon and back, I didn't think you meant it literally. |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1663 |
I didn't know this is what you meant when you said you need your space. |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
1664 |
I actually think we have some Tang in the cupboard left over from the 60's. |
1.2158 |
0.04653 |
139 |
118 |
12 |
9 |
1665 |
I still think the recipe meant to read stir in 'spice,' not in space. |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1666 |
I trust you'll be joining me for dinner... |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1667 |
This could give Iron Chef a run for its money |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1668 |
Can I lick the spoon? |
1.2158 |
0.04653 |
139 |
118 |
12 |
9 |
1669 |
All right! All right! We'll go organic! |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1670 |
I didn't think the air between us had become that toxic. |
1.2158 |
0.03923 |
139 |
112 |
24 |
3 |
1671 |
So you're an orthodox vegan. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1672 |
Was the store out of organic? |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1673 |
Sorry to pull you back from the Space Station on such short notice, but you know how I love your omelets. |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1674 |
I don't think a teflon scratch is THAT dangerous. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1675 |
Sorry they were out of organic eggs |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1676 |
so you don't want me to kiss the cook? |
1.2158 |
0.03788 |
139 |
111 |
26 |
2 |
1677 |
I think you're over reacting to his EPA choice |
1.2158 |
0.04653 |
139 |
118 |
12 |
9 |
1678 |
Little heavy on the garlic, don't ya think? |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1679 |
I'm pretty sure the label said it was gluten free. |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1680 |
So,...what's for dinner? |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1681 |
It's only bacon. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1682 |
Marge, I could be way off base, but I get the feeling there's something you're not telling me. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1683 |
Is Walter White coming to dinner? |
1.2101 |
0.04536 |
138 |
117 |
13 |
8 |
1684 |
I'll take mine dark side up. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1685 |
Do I detect some reluctance to discuss the divorce? |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1686 |
What do you think of my new cologne? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1687 |
Just like mom used to make it. |
1.2101 |
0.04536 |
138 |
117 |
13 |
8 |
1688 |
I think you're overreacting because I didn't get ORGANIC bell peppers. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1689 |
If you have to wear a hazmat suit to prepare it, do you really think we should eat it? |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1690 |
Would this be the correct time to ask about the make-up sex? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1691 |
Is this your idea of asking for space ? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1692 |
I take it you're counting on this recipe going viral? |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1693 |
I know you said you needed a little space, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2101 |
0.03910 |
138 |
112 |
23 |
3 |
1694 |
So what exactly is molecular gastronomy? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1695 |
I think they meant a different kind of yellow cake, hun... |
1.2101 |
0.04536 |
138 |
117 |
13 |
8 |
1696 |
Run out of aprons? |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1697 |
It looks like your allergy medicine isn't working. |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
1698 |
I see we're having liver and onions. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1699 |
So, you finally decided to Break Bad. |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1700 |
Smelling the food won't make you fat! |
1.2101 |
0.04651 |
138 |
118 |
11 |
9 |
1701 |
So they were out of organic kale at the co-op? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1702 |
I appreciate the fact that you're a vegan and making me dinner tonight. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1703 |
Is my goose cooked yet? |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1704 |
My favorite, haggis with limburger. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1705 |
Is the non-stick worth it? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1706 |
I've no doubt you're going to win the chili contest this year. |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1707 |
Well anyway,I guess we don't have to worry how this date will end |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1708 |
OK, fine, being a housekeeper IS real work. |
1.2101 |
0.04536 |
138 |
117 |
13 |
8 |
1709 |
But does it keep you from crying when dicing onions? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1710 |
won't a smoke detector be easier ? |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1711 |
I don't care what you heard at the women's march. Being white, male and middle class is not a communicable disease. |
1.2101 |
0.04536 |
138 |
117 |
13 |
8 |
1712 |
Figuratively speaking, your cooking is out of this world. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1713 |
Where did you say you're from? |
1.2101 |
0.03910 |
138 |
112 |
23 |
3 |
1714 |
Discount fish again dear? |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
1715 |
That looks like VERY deep sea bass. |
1.2101 |
0.04536 |
138 |
117 |
13 |
8 |
1716 |
I don't think that frying up a couple of not organic eggs for me really requires all that protection. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1717 |
OK, I get it. Next time I'll buy organic. |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
1718 |
Hello, future wife. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1719 |
Yeah, well, how do I know YOU'RE not the one with cooties? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1720 |
"I'm glad you're enjoying your "Joy of Limburger" cookbook. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1721 |
Does this have anything to do with you insisting I increase my life insurance? |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
1722 |
So how is the new posting at the White House press room going? |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1723 |
But I don't like green eggs and ham |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1724 |
What time did mother say she'd get here? |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1725 |
I really am okay without the onions. |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1726 |
I gather you noticed I haven't fixed the range hood yet. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1727 |
Hon, Everyone else has got past this whole "Zika Virus thing" |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1728 |
I'm glad to see you understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.2101 |
0.03630 |
138 |
110 |
27 |
1 |
1729 |
So you heard the news, huh? |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
1730 |
A pinch of dark matter, maybe? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1731 |
Unless you want my mother here every weekend, just keep adding garlic. |
1.2101 |
0.04651 |
138 |
118 |
11 |
9 |
1732 |
You could've told me you didn't like to cook before we got married. |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1733 |
I swear, they were out of the organics. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1734 |
It wasn't me. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1735 |
Another haz-mat special tonight dear? |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1736 |
I think you're taking the toxic effects of non-stick pans too seriously. |
1.2101 |
0.03772 |
138 |
111 |
25 |
2 |
1737 |
Should we just get take-out? |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1738 |
Not Chernobyl cheese sandwiches again! |
1.2101 |
0.04651 |
138 |
118 |
11 |
9 |
1739 |
Honey, you are out of this world tonight. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1740 |
I can't believe Monsanto's just giving those things away. |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
1741 |
I love it when you make mother's tuna noodle supreme. |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
1742 |
There's too much space between us. |
1.2101 |
0.03910 |
138 |
112 |
23 |
3 |
1743 |
You realize there are still two and a half minutes left on the doomsday clock, right? |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1744 |
I just have a couple food allergies. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1745 |
How about one small step for a nice Chablis? |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1746 |
If you don't want to have sex with me anymore, why don't you just say so? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1747 |
I take it they're enforcing "dress like a woman" at NASA? |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1748 |
OK, this is the last time I will ask you to use one of my mother's recipes. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1749 |
PTA night? |
1.2101 |
0.04536 |
138 |
117 |
13 |
8 |
1750 |
You seem to be a bit aloof tonight. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1751 |
"I just don't think that's what the cookbook author meant by 'gear up for a great taste adventure' ". |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1752 |
Will this call for red or white? |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1753 |
Would you like me to take charge of cooking the liver next time? |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1754 |
Maybe we should just take all peanut dishes off the menu rotation. |
1.2101 |
0.03910 |
138 |
112 |
23 |
3 |
1755 |
Liver and onions again? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1756 |
Had the news on? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1757 |
Reading "Silent Spring" again? |
1.2101 |
0.03910 |
138 |
112 |
23 |
3 |
1758 |
I'm eating out tonight. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1759 |
"Mmm, my favorite - stuffed mushroom clouds". |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1760 |
And now you want me to eat it |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
1761 |
OK, I’ll try some breath mints. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1762 |
I'll bet you're glad that my birthday comes only once a year. |
1.2101 |
0.04651 |
138 |
118 |
11 |
9 |
1763 |
The brussel sprouts aren't going to kill you. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1764 |
"On second thought, I think I'll just order out tonight". |
1.2101 |
0.04536 |
138 |
117 |
13 |
8 |
1765 |
Mushroom cloud for dessert? |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1766 |
Can you hear me now? |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1767 |
Cooking GMO tonight? |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1768 |
Another flambé? |
1.2101 |
0.03910 |
138 |
112 |
23 |
3 |
1769 |
Of course I'm supportive of your applying to NASA. |
1.2101 |
0.03772 |
138 |
111 |
25 |
2 |
1770 |
Your commitment to sobriety is admirable. |
1.2059 |
0.04443 |
136 |
115 |
14 |
7 |
1771 |
It would be easier to not use eggs after their expiration date. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1772 |
Your interview for the cook's position at Three Mile Island middle school is when? |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1773 |
Silent Spring vegetables again? |
1.2059 |
0.04563 |
136 |
116 |
12 |
8 |
1774 |
I'm sorry I forgot about role playing night. |
1.2059 |
0.04563 |
136 |
116 |
12 |
8 |
1775 |
How do you do it? Your pancakes are out of this world.! |
1.2059 |
0.04443 |
136 |
115 |
14 |
7 |
1776 |
I just wanted a hamburger; you're taking this vegan stand to the extreme. |
1.2059 |
0.04443 |
136 |
115 |
14 |
7 |
1777 |
And I say, it doesn't make you look fat |
1.2059 |
0.04443 |
136 |
115 |
14 |
7 |
1778 |
Most vegans aren't this extreme, dear. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1779 |
I am sorry you feel that I am suffocating you. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1780 |
I still think a little coriander won't kill you. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1781 |
Trust me, it's going to go great with this Pinot. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1782 |
Okay, so maybe a Limburger omelette wasn't such a good idea. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1783 |
Well, let the launch be a little late. You know I can't cook. |
1.2059 |
0.04563 |
136 |
116 |
12 |
8 |
1784 |
Okay Marilyn, I get it. You want more space. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1785 |
Maybe you should start watching a different cooking show. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1786 |
Next time buy organic |
1.2059 |
0.03780 |
136 |
110 |
24 |
2 |
1787 |
Don't you think moving to Canada would be much simpler? |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1788 |
So, I guess your ride to Mars never showed. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1789 |
Look, if you don't want to cook with onions, you don't have to cook with onions. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1790 |
So this says you want a wife support system? |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1791 |
So you're saying "Maybe later tonight" then? |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1792 |
I wish you would tell me when we are going Level 5! |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1793 |
Can I assume you don't want any more cooking advice from me? |
1.2059 |
0.03922 |
136 |
111 |
22 |
3 |
1794 |
OK! I will take out the garbage. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1795 |
I feel like you would ignore me if you knew I was here. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1796 |
Personally, I would never have thought of frying Kimshi |
1.2059 |
0.03922 |
136 |
111 |
22 |
3 |
1797 |
This recipe is gonna be a real blast. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1798 |
Maybe we could just skip the onions next time. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1799 |
Just a guess... you come from overprotective parents. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1800 |
... and you're sure it's fine for me, right? |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1801 |
Maybe next time get the organic? |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1802 |
Do you really think you can stay in that for four years? |
1.2059 |
0.03922 |
136 |
111 |
22 |
3 |
1803 |
Aren't you taking your dislike for cooking liver a little far. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1804 |
OK, I get it. The teflon cookware for your birthday was a bad idea. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1805 |
Okay, I get it--no more Trump steaks. |
1.2059 |
0.03780 |
136 |
110 |
24 |
2 |
1806 |
According to the new administration's EPA, those fumes aren't really that harmful. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1807 |
So. Exactly what is the defining feature of this Tox-Mex? |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1808 |
No, they're not Porcini, they're Chernobyl. |
1.2059 |
0.03922 |
136 |
111 |
22 |
3 |
1809 |
You look ready for a big flash in the pan. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1810 |
And I thought the vegan phase was bad |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1811 |
Is there something I don't know about, but should? |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1812 |
If you didn't want to cook, you could have just told me. |
1.2059 |
0.03922 |
136 |
111 |
22 |
3 |
1813 |
Did my ex-wife call again? |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1814 |
Jackie Gleason was using a metaphor Alice, I'm being literal. |
1.2059 |
0.04443 |
136 |
115 |
14 |
7 |
1815 |
Maybe my parents were right. She is a bit weird... |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1816 |
This new cologne I bought is the best. Nobody buys cologne better than me. |
1.2059 |
0.04443 |
136 |
115 |
14 |
7 |
1817 |
I almost forgot, Wednesday is Toxican food night. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1818 |
I'm sorry, the new unit does make you look a little heavier. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1819 |
Look, if you'd rather not cook me chili, just say so. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1820 |
Gee, I like the smell of liver and onions. |
1.2059 |
0.03780 |
136 |
110 |
24 |
2 |
1821 |
You're not drinking your wine. Is there something the matter? |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1822 |
Seasoning a cast iron skillet is intense these days! |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1823 |
So...you didn't get local organic? |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1824 |
Blackened, huh? |
1.2059 |
0.03780 |
136 |
110 |
24 |
2 |
1825 |
You've gotten away from cooking the way your mother used to. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1826 |
You know they have an app for cooking onions |
1.2059 |
0.04563 |
136 |
116 |
12 |
8 |
1827 |
Cooking up something special? |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
1828 |
How was your first day at NASA? |
1.2044 |
0.03896 |
137 |
112 |
22 |
3 |
1829 |
This date has no atmosphere. |
1.2044 |
0.04413 |
137 |
116 |
14 |
7 |
1830 |
Sometimes I feel like you and I come from other planets. |
1.2044 |
0.03896 |
137 |
112 |
22 |
3 |
1831 |
Does this mean we're done with the vegan thing, Marge? |
1.2044 |
0.04289 |
137 |
115 |
16 |
6 |
1832 |
Are you sure that's how you make Moon Pies? |
1.2044 |
0.04289 |
137 |
115 |
16 |
6 |
1833 |
If I admit climate change is real, will you stop with this Rogue NASA nonsense? |
1.2044 |
0.04289 |
137 |
115 |
16 |
6 |
1834 |
This wine's pretty good once it's had a chance to breathe. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1835 |
How can you hate the smell of bacon that much? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1836 |
I thought we were moving to Canada? |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1837 |
How do you plan to eat that? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1838 |
Are you sure the recipe said twenty cloves of garlic? |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1839 |
Shall I put the Limburger away? |
1.2015 |
0.03478 |
134 |
107 |
27 |
0 |
1840 |
If you want to be noticed by NASA, you have to get out more. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1841 |
I've always sensed our relationship was toxic. |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1842 |
I know you're a vegetarian, but that's a bit much for bacon. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1843 |
All this because the onions aren't organic? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1844 |
Are you taking this GMO thing too seriously? |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1845 |
Oh, for God's sake Martha! It's herring not hazmat! |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1846 |
Your mom's stroganoff? |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1847 |
Another executive order? |
1.2015 |
0.04711 |
134 |
116 |
9 |
9 |
1848 |
Honestly, good food, no atmosphere. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1849 |
Well... I don't know, what does the recipe say? |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1850 |
There's a space between us. |
1.2015 |
0.03787 |
134 |
109 |
23 |
2 |
1851 |
Careful. |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1852 |
Honey. Why don't you just put new batteries in the smoke detector? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1853 |
It's 5-alarm chili night. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1854 |
Are you really not taking this off for the next 4-8 years? |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1855 |
Mmmmm. Liver and onions, my favorite. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1856 |
How do you season to taste? |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1857 |
Wow, you really meant it when you said dinner would be out of this world... |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1858 |
Ok, I apologize, I shouldn't of said I needed a hazmat suit to eat last nights dinner. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1859 |
I see that you're taking eating clean pretty seriously. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1860 |
You could try putting your mascara on AFTER you cook the onions. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1861 |
It was YOUR idea to serve baked beans. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1862 |
Vent still broken? |
1.2015 |
0.03787 |
134 |
109 |
23 |
2 |
1863 |
New suit? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1864 |
Okay, okay, I get it. Now that I'm the head of the EPA, I have to start taking air pollution more seriously. |
1.2015 |
0.04591 |
134 |
115 |
11 |
8 |
1865 |
I'm almost sure my 'toxic personality' isn't airborne. |
1.2015 |
0.04591 |
134 |
115 |
11 |
8 |
1866 |
So-I see you are preparing to go ballistic again. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1867 |
So uh, your not eating with me? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1868 |
I see you've embraced the Lab-to-Table craze. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1869 |
Earth to Maybel: I like mine over easy |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1870 |
Honey, it's been (number of days Trump in office) days, you can't sustain this. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1871 |
I know you're gluten free but I think it's OK to be in the same room as it. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1872 |
I didn't really mean to say your cooking was toxic. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1873 |
I'm guessing that those beans are genetically modified. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1874 |
Should i be concerned now that you are wearing that to bed? |
1.2015 |
0.04591 |
134 |
115 |
11 |
8 |
1875 |
Perhaps I should call Judy, Elroy and Astro for dinner? |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1876 |
Sweetie, I promised you my republicanism is not contagious! |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1877 |
We gotta get rid of these Trump Steaks. |
1.2015 |
0.04591 |
134 |
115 |
11 |
8 |
1878 |
I know the news is toxic, but it's not contagious. |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1879 |
Onions? |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1880 |
I promise I won't watch Fox News anymore. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1881 |
Honey, your cooking is to die for. |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1882 |
They make onion goggles, you know. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1883 |
Are you sure CDC lets you take work home with you? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1884 |
If I could change my vote, I would. |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1885 |
I TOLD you not to get Trump steaks. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1886 |
I'm not eating that... |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1887 |
If my breath was that bad, you could have just told me. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1888 |
You really have to stop bringing work home with you. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1889 |
And I suppose you're cooking your eggs moony side up? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1890 |
Let me guess....fresh catch from the Flint River? |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1891 |
Look, just lie to you mother about her Easter casserole recipe. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1892 |
What if I said I'd floss at least once a week? |
1.2015 |
0.03787 |
134 |
109 |
23 |
2 |
1893 |
I can turn on the hood |
1.2015 |
0.03787 |
134 |
109 |
23 |
2 |
1894 |
I know food allergies are difficult. |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1895 |
There is still two and half minutes on the Doomsday Clock. |
1.2015 |
0.04829 |
134 |
117 |
7 |
10 |
1896 |
your suit expired 6 months ago |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1897 |
You're saying tonight isn't date night? |
1.2015 |
0.03636 |
134 |
108 |
25 |
1 |
1898 |
Geez, thanks tons for cooking one of mom's recipes for me. |
1.2015 |
0.04591 |
134 |
115 |
11 |
8 |
1899 |
Just because the cook book called it 'out of this world'...? |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1900 |
Muffy, I know you said you needed your own space, but... |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1901 |
I wasn't saying we have to have liver and onions. |
1.2015 |
0.03787 |
134 |
109 |
23 |
2 |
1902 |
So how'd the interview at NASA go? |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1903 |
I'm all for farm-to-table, but is mars-to-table really necessary? |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1904 |
Forget the flambe and drama. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1905 |
It's not a literal "nuclear option." |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1906 |
One small step for a woman, one giant leap for dinner. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1907 |
Look, I just need you to give me some space |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1908 |
Is kale really worth all that? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1909 |
Good God! Kale and sardines again... |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1910 |
Let me guess, your recipe is out of this world. |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1911 |
My sommelier app says this Merlot pairs well with most hazmat recipes. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1912 |
Yes, I have been a bit flatulent lately. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1913 |
I asked for it rare not radioactive |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1914 |
I wasn't clear what you meant by "bring your own atmosphere". |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1915 |
Hazmat Hash again, Hazel? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1916 |
Space-to-table tonight? |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1917 |
It's only bacon. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1918 |
Honey, you should really stop listening to health advice on the internet. |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1919 |
For the next four years, I'm living in a vacuum. |
1.2015 |
0.04711 |
134 |
116 |
9 |
9 |
1920 |
Jalapeno? |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1921 |
And you wonder why I don't like brussel sprouts! |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1922 |
I think your cooking is out of this world dear. |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1923 |
After the way you acted when I told you I am a Republican, I am quite surprised you invited me over for dinner. |
1.2015 |
0.04591 |
134 |
115 |
11 |
8 |
1924 |
Promise me you won't spoil supper by bringing up my affair, will you? |
1.2015 |
0.04591 |
134 |
115 |
11 |
8 |
1925 |
Aren't you taking this anti-gluten thing a bit too far? |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1926 |
Trump's toxic for men too, you know. |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1927 |
Natural gas? We don't have natural gas ... oh. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1928 |
Very well. I promise to take a shower. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1929 |
That's one small step for mayonnaise... |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1930 |
I think we need some space |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1931 |
organic would be cheaper... |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1932 |
Practicing for the apocalypse again? |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1933 |
I didn't know your cooking could be so hazardous... |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1934 |
If you go to Mars then we'll be taking separate vacations this year, Margaret. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1935 |
Again with the killer stir-fry? |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1936 |
You know, gluten isn't toxic. |
1.2015 |
0.04591 |
134 |
115 |
11 |
8 |
1937 |
I think you need another drink. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1938 |
Honey, what are you doing back so soon? |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1939 |
You could just turn on the stove vent, you know. |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1940 |
Common Gwen, they said weeks ago I was no longer contagious |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1941 |
Charles never suspected that the dinner his wife was preparing could be poisonous |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1942 |
For your information, meat is not considered a hazmat. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1943 |
Trying the Neil Armstrong diet again? |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1944 |
I Assume you want me to take some Beano |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1945 |
Brussels sprouts again? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1946 |
So.....how else did a year in space affect you? |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1947 |
When were you planning on telling me about the poison gas leak? |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1948 |
Honey, it looks like dinner will be out of this world. |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1949 |
What time do you have to head back to Venus? |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1950 |
Hey Siri, can you cook my steak medium rare? |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1951 |
Geez, a little cilantro isn't going to kill you! |
1.2015 |
0.03636 |
134 |
108 |
25 |
1 |
1952 |
I always wanted to see how a vampire cooks with garlic. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1953 |
Need more breathing room? |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1954 |
Is this another entrée from the "Chernobyl Cookbook?" |
1.2000 |
0.03906 |
135 |
111 |
21 |
3 |
1955 |
Oh, The Martians called to say they might be a little late. |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1956 |
What do you say we forget the toxic stew and go out? |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1957 |
Why the cold shoulder? |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1958 |
If you didn't want to cook Mexican, all you had to do was say so. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1959 |
A little gluten isn't going to kill you. |
1.1955 |
0.04460 |
133 |
114 |
12 |
7 |
1960 |
Ok ok, you can skip the onions next time. |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
1961 |
I might be drunk ... but I'm not radioactive pork chops two nights in a row drunk. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1962 |
You shouldn't believe everything you read about Teflon coating. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1963 |
How's the chili? |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
1964 |
The division of labor in this household has become toxic |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
1965 |
Five-alarm chili again? |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1966 |
A hazmat omelet? Ah, the new EPA cookbook. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1967 |
Aren't you overreacting to environmental deregulation? |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1968 |
Is this because I said we have a toxic relationship? |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
1969 |
Don't you dare turn your pack on me!" |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1970 |
Can I have the Tang before breakfast? |
1.1955 |
0.04586 |
133 |
115 |
10 |
8 |
1971 |
You do know that you can always find another study with a different conclusion. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1972 |
it's JUST liver & onions, ya'know |
1.1955 |
0.04460 |
133 |
114 |
12 |
7 |
1973 |
You really need to stop watching those Chernobyl Cooking Shows. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1974 |
I don't think you'd be having such a problem if it was your mother's recipe. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1975 |
You're dressing like a woman? I don't get it. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1976 |
Honey, you are not still mad at me, are you??? What exactly is this special surprise dinner you are cooking for me??? |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1977 |
Making the Chernobyl recipe ? |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1978 |
Helen, the fresh tuna was twice as much. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1979 |
I think this Barolo will do nicely with the liver and onions. |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
1980 |
Life was better before your appointment as under secretary of the EPA! |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1981 |
Maybe I should have mentioned this earlier but I don't even like onions. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1982 |
Oh, my What toxic mess are you serving up tonight? |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1983 |
Your taking this 'Men are from Mars' thing a little serious aren't you? |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1984 |
One of these days, Alice! |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1985 |
Honey, if you can hear me, I poured you a glass of wine the old fashioned way. |
1.1955 |
0.03767 |
133 |
109 |
22 |
2 |
1986 |
Honey, I know you don't like liver and onions like I do, but this is over the top. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1987 |
Okay, I get it, I wanted fresh fish. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1988 |
Not liver and onions again! |
1.1955 |
0.03613 |
133 |
108 |
24 |
1 |
1989 |
Is it hot in here or is it just me? |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1990 |
I think we should have tossed the "leftovers." |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1991 |
Yet, another try at Habanera Pepper hash? |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1992 |
What have you learned from your Breaking Bad binge? |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1993 |
Alright! I'll never ask you to make my mother's recipe if you take that damn thing off. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1994 |
OK OK - No more liver. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1995 |
A bottle of Stoli, Chernobyl Stroganoff, and thou. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1996 |
Well, add a little Bean-o then. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1997 |
Same roles, new packaging. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1998 |
Bob...I swear to God this is the last I'm cooking you haggis. |
1.1955 |
0.04460 |
133 |
114 |
12 |
7 |
1999 |
Don't worry, honey. He almost certainly won't be reelected. |
1.1955 |
0.04586 |
133 |
115 |
10 |
8 |
2000 |
Maybe you should cut back on the garlic some. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
2001 |
There's being cautious and then there's being a crackpot. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
2002 |
I don't want to know, just give me the alternate facts. |
1.1955 |
0.04460 |
133 |
114 |
12 |
7 |
2003 |
Ectoplasm, again? |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
2004 |
I take it you didn't like my use of the phrase "barefoot and pregnant." |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
2005 |
Zelda, you say you're allergic to dairy, nuts, sulfites, and gluten, but I'm beginning to think you're allergic to me. |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
2006 |
Back to non-organic GMO food? |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
2007 |
OK, OK, I promise not to fart in the kitchen anymore! |
1.1955 |
0.04460 |
133 |
114 |
12 |
7 |
2008 |
Will you be joining me for dinner? |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
2009 |
I know you said you weren't going to cook bacon in the nude anymore, but... |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
2010 |
This'll be a nice break from all those freeze-dried meals. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
2011 |
Honey, all I said was to wash your hands. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
2012 |
Is this the new blow dryer you ordered online? |
1.1940 |
0.04554 |
134 |
116 |
10 |
8 |
2013 |
I didn't realize that making your own Sriracha was so involved. |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
2014 |
So...you're not going to drink a glass of wine. |
1.1940 |
0.04554 |
134 |
116 |
10 |
8 |
2015 |
Did you remember to remove the poison gland? |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
2016 |
So uh...takeout? |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2017 |
Don't you think you're taking 'Don't ever touch me again, you cad' a little too far? |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2018 |
Next time, let's stick with organics. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2019 |
It's only gluten. |
1.1908 |
0.04612 |
131 |
114 |
9 |
8 |
2020 |
Mind if I have your wine too! |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2021 |
Does your therapist know about this? |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2022 |
Open the oven door, Hal! |
1.1908 |
0.04483 |
131 |
113 |
11 |
7 |
2023 |
Just stay off Facebook! |
1.1908 |
0.04483 |
131 |
113 |
11 |
7 |
2024 |
Okay, I'll scale back on the beans and broccoli. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2025 |
You made your point. Only grass fed from now on. |
1.1908 |
0.03613 |
131 |
107 |
23 |
1 |
2026 |
Cute outfit. Ivanka label? |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2027 |
out of this world scrambled eggs? I'm intrigued |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2028 |
Are those the discount veggies from Chernobyl? |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2029 |
The maybe you just shouldn't make me three-bean chili. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2030 |
Well I might not be worth taking it off for, but this chardonnay certainly is. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2031 |
I only meant that dinner could sometimes be a little spicier |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2032 |
I hate that cutbacks to the CDC force you to work from home. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2033 |
Toxic waste again? |
1.1908 |
0.04483 |
131 |
113 |
11 |
7 |
2034 |
Just give me a little space, Allen. |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2035 |
More Tang? |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2036 |
OK. You win. We'll get rid of the teflon. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2037 |
What exactly are you cooking, and should I be worried? |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2038 |
OK! OK! I'll stop the 'Old Spice.' |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2039 |
I know it's a wedding present, but there are other nonstick pans out there. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2040 |
If you would hurry up making my lunch, maybe you could still make your launch! |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2041 |
So maybe you'd prefer NOT having fish for dinner. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2042 |
Actually, you won't believe the day I'VE had. |
1.1908 |
0.03613 |
131 |
107 |
23 |
1 |
2043 |
You good have just said, "not tonight " |
1.1908 |
0.04483 |
131 |
113 |
11 |
7 |
2044 |
When it's my turn to cook, I change out of my work clothes. |
1.1908 |
0.03772 |
131 |
108 |
21 |
2 |
2045 |
The moment when Fred realized his wife had watched too much Breaking Bad. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2046 |
I still don't smell anything |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2047 |
WANT TO EAT AT HOME TONIGHT OR GO OUT?? |
1.1908 |
0.04483 |
131 |
113 |
11 |
7 |
2048 |
We really should be eating healthier. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2049 |
Trying the Fukushima omelette again? |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2050 |
The gauge still shows one part per million of glutin. I think you ought to change the filter. |
1.1908 |
0.04483 |
131 |
113 |
11 |
7 |
2051 |
This precaution against having another child is a bit extreme. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2052 |
Are these fusion recipes worth it? |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2053 |
Honey, that's not how you make moon cakes |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2054 |
Gosh, it's only my family coming to visit! |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2055 |
Mmm, I see we're having fried liver tonight |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2056 |
So, I take it you went with the nuclear option, tonight. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2057 |
So then Bob says, "You're going to have to get HR to sign off on that." You should have seen the look Jessica shot him. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2058 |
You deal with the apocalypse your way, I'll do it my way. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2059 |
Does white or red go with toxins? |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2060 |
You know, sooner or later you have to confront our relationship. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2061 |
Next time you could try soaking the onions first. |
1.1908 |
0.04483 |
131 |
113 |
11 |
7 |
2062 |
Should I give you some space when you're cooking? |
1.1908 |
0.03772 |
131 |
108 |
21 |
2 |
2063 |
I'll just ask what's cooking, dear, and let it go at that. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2064 |
Are you sure about this new recipe? |
1.1908 |
0.04483 |
131 |
113 |
11 |
7 |
2065 |
I'm sorry. I take it back. You don't breathe too loudly. |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2066 |
Kale again, Hon? |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2067 |
Let's make love. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2068 |
I love when you cook it the way Mother did! |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2069 |
Could I have my plutonium sunny side up? |
1.1908 |
0.04483 |
131 |
113 |
11 |
7 |
2070 |
Following the high altitude cooking instructions? |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2071 |
OK. You've made your point. We can start buying organic and non-GMO. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2072 |
Is it me or the onions? |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2073 |
Remember, reduce heat after three half-lifes. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2074 |
Honey, they're just carbs. |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2075 |
Germanium? I thought the recipe called for a garnish of geranium. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2076 |
Carolina Reaper peppers again? |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2077 |
Don't you think its time to give up the Teflon pans? |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2078 |
Cooking dinner was her final frontier. |
1.1908 |
0.04483 |
131 |
113 |
11 |
7 |
2079 |
Is there someone else? |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2080 |
Think calling it haz-mat hash might make it more palatable? |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2081 |
I get the message, dear. I'll change the hood filter. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2082 |
We could do take-out. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2083 |
That's not how you make yellowcake. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2084 |
It's a natural bodily function. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2085 |
Honey, I didn't literally mean you should live in your own bubble. |
1.1908 |
0.03772 |
131 |
108 |
21 |
2 |
2086 |
Shall I pour your wine into your backpack? |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2087 |
Wow. Dinner's gonna be outta this world. |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2088 |
You know that doesn't make it gluten free, right? |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2089 |
No matter how many alternative facts you offer, it's not an apron and it still stinks. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2090 |
It's inspiring to be at the birth of the Lunar Farm to Table Movement |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2091 |
And I say that it's your fault for serving me baked beans and asparagus. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2092 |
With no FDA, I am not taking any chances. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2093 |
I love it when you innovate. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2094 |
Guess you won't hear OR smell my bullshit! |
1.1908 |
0.04738 |
131 |
115 |
7 |
9 |
2095 |
Ovulating again? |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2096 |
This won't protect you from the news. |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2097 |
But honey, you knew I liked lutefisk when you married me. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2098 |
I felt closer to you when you were a climate change denier. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2099 |
You know I was just kidding about your toxic cooking. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2100 |
Are you sure that's health food? |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2101 |
Honey, do I take the oxygen out of this room? |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2102 |
So… it could kill you to cook a little? |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2103 |
Honey, not every "bio" thing is a hazard. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2104 |
So that's what you were talking about needing some space? |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2105 |
Hey honey do you smell something burning? |
1.1908 |
0.04612 |
131 |
114 |
9 |
8 |
2106 |
You know, they've recently engineered a smokeless bacon. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2107 |
Is this another of your mother's cooking tips? |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2108 |
Now I see why our first date had to be at your house. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2109 |
Did you change your hair? |
1.1908 |
0.03772 |
131 |
108 |
21 |
2 |
2110 |
Onions make me cry too... |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2111 |
All I said, dear, was, "Would it kill you to cook some liver with tofu?" |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2112 |
Have things really become that toxic? |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2113 |
A sprinkle of small pox really brightens the dish. |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2114 |
You have to open up to me at some point. |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2115 |
Fish again? |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2116 |
How about I order takeout? |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2117 |
Did you become left-handed while in Space? |
1.1908 |
0.04612 |
131 |
114 |
9 |
8 |
2118 |
You know, lots of doctors are still skeptical of 'second-hand fat.' |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2119 |
Subtle. Next time I'm in the mood for fish, we can just go out. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2120 |
Honey, wives usually poison their husband's drinks; not their stir fry. |
1.1908 |
0.03772 |
131 |
108 |
21 |
2 |
2121 |
Perhaps we could eat out tonight. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2122 |
I thought you liked cilantro. |
1.1908 |
0.03772 |
131 |
108 |
21 |
2 |
2123 |
Is my non-vegan, gluten-rich, immigrant-harvested, GMO-containing dinner ready? |
1.1894 |
0.04320 |
132 |
113 |
13 |
6 |
2124 |
It's probably just fake news. |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2125 |
The relaxation in EPA regulations hasn't kicked in yet. |
1.1860 |
0.04507 |
129 |
112 |
10 |
7 |
2126 |
Making your mother's cabbage rolls again? |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2127 |
We could get pizza delivered. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2128 |
Be careful not to burn yourself. |
1.1860 |
0.04507 |
129 |
112 |
10 |
7 |
2129 |
Honey, it's bacon fat not Ebola. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2130 |
I'm starting to think our marriage has become a toxic environment. |
1.1860 |
0.03440 |
129 |
105 |
24 |
0 |
2131 |
Wouldn't want that to go to nuclear waste. |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2132 |
It's not like I ask you to fry fish all the time! |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2133 |
Are you sure the recipe calls for THAT much sriracha? |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2134 |
It's OK now -- I took my gas pill. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2135 |
Ok, ok. I turned the thermostat up. But you could've just put on a sweater. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2136 |
Liver and onions again? |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2137 |
He's not contagious, just an asshole! |
1.1860 |
0.04507 |
129 |
112 |
10 |
7 |
2138 |
We don't breathe together anymore |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2139 |
Cheers to President Trump for telling us about all the nutrition in toxic waste! |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2140 |
If you're going to act like that, then stop cooking beans as a side every night |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2141 |
Honey, don't you think you might be carrying the potential consequences of the election just a bit far? |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2142 |
So you read those studies about Teflon? |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2143 |
That's not what I meant when I said the recipe is from a viral video! |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2144 |
So cod with Brussel sprouts, onions, and kimchi? |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2145 |
Do you think you might be taking your new OSHA safety inspector job a bit too seriously? |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2146 |
Honey, let me remind you that you didn't make the cut for the next group of astronauts. I think it's time to move on... |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2147 |
...but if you read THIS month's study, they actually say eggs and red wine won't kill you. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2148 |
You know, some people take haggis tasting tours! |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2149 |
Liver again? |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2150 |
I think you're taking this clean food thing too far. |
1.1860 |
0.03775 |
129 |
107 |
20 |
2 |
2151 |
Cooking up some GMOs? |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2152 |
You're reading those food magazines again, aren't you? |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2153 |
I realize you think aprons are tools of the patriarchy that symbolize contemporary male oppression, but so is a fire-proof safety apparatus with self-contained oxygen generator. |
1.1860 |
0.04507 |
129 |
112 |
10 |
7 |
2154 |
I'm taking all precautions without the Affordable Care Act. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2155 |
Honey, relax, the President can't grab you here. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2156 |
Makin' dinner safe again? |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2157 |
I am pretty sure 'nuclear chicken' is just a metaphor. |
1.1860 |
0.03775 |
129 |
107 |
20 |
2 |
2158 |
Mmmm, that smells out of this world! |
1.1860 |
0.03775 |
129 |
107 |
20 |
2 |
2159 |
Are you nuking those burgers? |
1.1860 |
0.04507 |
129 |
112 |
10 |
7 |
2160 |
So just leave the onions OUT... |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2161 |
Must be a Trump steak... |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2162 |
You could just say you're tired of cooking. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2163 |
Honey, please get a second opinion from a different allergist. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2164 |
Remind to get the fan fixed. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2165 |
I'll take this to mean I'm eating alone tonight. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2166 |
You're wasting the romantic atmosphere. |
1.1860 |
0.03775 |
129 |
107 |
20 |
2 |
2167 |
Don't you think this is taking 'gluten free' a little too far? |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2168 |
Well I hope it tastes better than it smells. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2169 |
I heard that you prepare food that is out of this world, but I didn't expect this! |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2170 |
OK, I get it. Bacon is evil. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2171 |
But have you lost weight? |
1.1860 |
0.04507 |
129 |
112 |
10 |
7 |
2172 |
A glass of wine before dinner is the least of my health concerns. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2173 |
Kinky! |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2174 |
I swear Margaret, it wasn't me, it was the dog! |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2175 |
I fear you've taken the "Tang" recipe a tad too seriously, dear... |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2176 |
Sichuan? |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2177 |
Fewer onions on mine. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2178 |
Fine, I'll go gluten-free, too. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2179 |
No, it doesn't make you look fat. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2180 |
I'm sorry I burnt the toast, but aren't you over-reacting? |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2181 |
OK Amy, you win- I'll only fart outside. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2182 |
Are you being just a bit over dramatic about your GMO concerns? |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2183 |
Honey, I've been thinking about sex ever since I got home from work. |
1.1860 |
0.03775 |
129 |
107 |
20 |
2 |
2184 |
Perhaps I should have a Beano with dinner tonight? |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2185 |
This distance between us—it feels like 20,000 leagues. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2186 |
But all the experts say that GMO foods are completely safe. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2187 |
I know onions make you cry but isn’t a hazmat suit a bit much? |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2188 |
Don't you believe the label that says it's gluten free? |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2189 |
Let me guess, are we having Lutefisk or Stinky Tofu? |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2190 |
Remember when we were oblivious to gluten? |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2191 |
Of course, you could try using fewer onions... |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2192 |
Trump steaks for dinner? |
1.1860 |
0.04507 |
129 |
112 |
10 |
7 |
2193 |
I've decided my one night a week to have meat just isn't worth it. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2194 |
Alternative facts aren't communicable |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2195 |
Honey, I think "Trump Steaks" is just a brand name |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2196 |
I do love the way you fix those Brussels sprouts! |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2197 |
So, will we be getting astro-naughty after dinner? |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2198 |
All I said last night was it needed a little salt. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2199 |
I don't know about you, but, I'm ready to take our relationship to the next level. |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2200 |
It's just one small step for Spam. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2201 |
I was not being sarcastic, your omelets are out of this world. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2202 |
You'd think NASA could finally pop for your rations. |
1.1860 |
0.03775 |
129 |
107 |
20 |
2 |
2203 |
Whatever you are cooking sure smells great! |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2204 |
You know, my mother used to keep a piece of bread in her mouth and it seemed to work just fine. |
1.1860 |
0.03775 |
129 |
107 |
20 |
2 |
2205 |
Yes, I'm wearing it to bed. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2206 |
Ok, I get it! I like garlic and you don't....a little melodramatic don't you think??!! |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2207 |
What planet are we eating from today honey? |
1.1860 |
0.03775 |
129 |
107 |
20 |
2 |
2208 |
I miss Julia Childs more each day. |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2209 |
Ok, you've made your point, we'll go organic.... |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2210 |
Your mother's tuna casserole again? |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2211 |
No, really, it was the dog. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2212 |
I asked if you would like to join me in a Tanqueray, not a tank array. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2213 |
I know you need your space but this is ridiculous. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2214 |
Not at all. In fact, it's very slimming. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2215 |
Enough with the clean eating, Barb. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2216 |
Thanks for doing the garlic, dear |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2217 |
Maybe just leave out the garlic next time? |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2218 |
The therapist said "our relationship is toxic," and I think you're taking it too literal. |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2219 |
I see youve been binge watching "Iron Chef" and "Breaking Bad" again. |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2220 |
I really think that you vegans go a little overboard on the "toxicity of eating meat" thing. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
2221 |
Using the Alternative Ingredients Cookbook ? |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2222 |
Easy on the strontium 90...it's been giving me heartburn lately. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
2223 |
First the deodorant under my pillow, now this... I just sense you want to tell me something. |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2224 |
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE ME EAT MORE OF THAT BEAN CASSEROLE. |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2225 |
Really... my liver and onions are that bad? |
1.1860 |
0.03775 |
129 |
107 |
20 |
2 |
2226 |
I'm surprised you're cooking me dinner even after I forgot about Valentine's Day. |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2227 |
If I had known you were vegan, I wouldn't have asked you to cook steaks. |
1.1860 |
0.03775 |
129 |
107 |
20 |
2 |
2228 |
It's very toxic, but the taste is to die for. |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2229 |
For the last time, there's no such thing as 'alternative gas.' |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2230 |
Is cooking really that much like sex for you? |
1.1797 |
0.04496 |
128 |
112 |
9 |
7 |
2231 |
Looks more Martian than vegan. |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2232 |
Trump Steaks again? |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2233 |
Honey, your Mars mission isn't until tomorrow--relax. |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2234 |
I promise, honey, I showered after leaving the White House. Besides, he was in Russia. |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2235 |
At least the wine is organic. |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2236 |
Trust me. After two glasses of wine your cooking smells wonderful. |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2237 |
And you're sure this goes with white wine? |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
2238 |
Are we having that again? |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2239 |
Just because I support the Trumps, you think I'm literally 'toxic'? |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
2240 |
How about I handle the cooking you do the cleaning. |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
2241 |
You win, Mary. I'll be happy with tofu. |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
2242 |
Make sure to you remember to tell HAL that Dave sends his regards. |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2243 |
The chili you made last night was amazing. |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2244 |
Aren't you taking this Vegan thing a little too far, Doris? |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2245 |
So they say Chernobyl mushrooms are the next truffles? |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2246 |
Next time, let's skip the onions. |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2247 |
Binge watching Breaking Bad, again honey? |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
2248 |
OK, we don't have to have liver and onions. |
1.1797 |
0.03407 |
128 |
105 |
23 |
0 |
2249 |
It's THAT genetically modified? |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2250 |
It's your mother's recipe, isn't it? |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2251 |
I know I said your cooking was dangerous, but in an exciting way. |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
2252 |
I'm so glad you're not letting your peanut allergy become a problem. |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2253 |
Honey, I've told you before: I'll be happy to take care of the onions. |
1.1797 |
0.04496 |
128 |
112 |
9 |
7 |
2254 |
It said cover and simmer for five minutes. |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2255 |
Just because your dad eats your mother's Chernobyl casserole doesn't mean I have to. |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2256 |
You know that your not supposed to cook kimchi don't you? |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2257 |
flambé again? |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2258 |
When I said "Your cooking is out of this world." I meant it as a compliment! |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
2259 |
What's for dinner, Ripley? |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2260 |
What's cooking? |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2261 |
One small step for Jane, one giant leap for the Smith family. |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
2262 |
Hey, you're the one who said I need to eat more cruciferous vegetables. |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
2263 |
I see you switched to boxed wine. |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2264 |
Remember when bacon and eggs were bacon and eggs? |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
2265 |
''I literally didn't mean for you to nuke dinner tonight.' |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2266 |
If the President hadn't gutted federal environmental regulation, how would we have learned that toxic waste is so delicious? |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
2267 |
I find your new attitude towards global warming to be incredibly sexy. |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
2268 |
Really? Blowfish again? |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
2269 |
Is that the emergency cyanide? |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2270 |
I take it you're serious about leaving the planet. |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2271 |
You know, the recipe says you could've substituted pineapple chunks for the dioxin. |
1.1797 |
0.04496 |
128 |
112 |
9 |
7 |
2272 |
I'll take mine with extra gamma rays and electrons. |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2273 |
If you bought organic, you wouldn't need the hazmat suit! |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2274 |
Cooking liver again, I see. |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
2275 |
First it was Jacques Cousteau, then it was John Glenn, can't just be us now? |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2276 |
Do you think it's going to be a long, long time before dinner's ready? |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2277 |
So why did your pour two glasses of wine? |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2278 |
It's hard to tell if you are mad at me or just can't hear me, and something tells me you designed it that way. |
1.1797 |
0.03583 |
128 |
106 |
21 |
1 |
2279 |
Moonlightning? |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2280 |
Oh, no. We talk. You just don't listen. |
1.1797 |
0.04496 |
128 |
112 |
9 |
7 |
2281 |
So we're having your hot chili for dinner? |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2282 |
New recipe? |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
2283 |
Well if you wouldn't make me eat broccoli twice a day... |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2284 |
Fry me to the moon ... I'll be here all week. |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2285 |
Just because you're from Venus doesn't mean you have to move there. |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2286 |
Now we're Mars to table? |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2287 |
You're not actually allergic to gluten, honey. Relax. |
1.1783 |
0.04036 |
129 |
110 |
15 |
4 |
2288 |
So how was Venus, Dear? |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2289 |
I know you're upset that Trump has halted climate change research, but... |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2290 |
What's your next wish? |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2291 |
The wine needs to breathe a bit. |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
2292 |
When is this fucking acid going to wear off? |
1.1746 |
0.04376 |
126 |
110 |
10 |
6 |
2293 |
I see you are already dressed for your meeting with the President. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2294 |
When I said explore the kitchen for a change this isn't what I meant |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2295 |
After 30 years of marriage, she finally indulged his "nuclear winter" fantasy |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2296 |
I poured you a glass of pinot. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2297 |
Can I help it if I like my food spicy? |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2298 |
She's so vegan she can't even smell the bacon. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2299 |
More garlic. |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2300 |
When I said salmon, it was just a suggestion. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2301 |
So, what do you think of my new after shave? |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2302 |
Not what I meant when I said we really needed to spice things up. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2303 |
Subtle. But I'm still going to eat those sausages. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2304 |
Well then maybe you should stop cooking beans. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2305 |
I think you should stop reading those survivalist blogs. |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
2306 |
Look, nobody hates it that he breathes the same air as you more than me. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2307 |
Angie loved to cook, but she needed Phil to understand--she was a modern woman. |
1.1746 |
0.04376 |
126 |
110 |
10 |
6 |
2308 |
Can you hear the smoke detector with that thing on your head? |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2309 |
Our marriage has become a cartoon-like parody of itself with the caption having you say something like "I need more space." |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2310 |
I'd like mine solar-flare side up. |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2311 |
Doesn't smell that good to me, either. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2312 |
I take it they were out of the non-GMO onions. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2313 |
Haggis, eat your heart out. |
1.1746 |
0.04519 |
126 |
111 |
8 |
7 |
2314 |
We all wanted to support your decision to go vegan. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2315 |
Oh please. We will not defund NASA, too. |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
2316 |
Maybe just a salad? |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
2317 |
Is this our last meal? |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2318 |
You know, most accidents happen at home and they're called dinner. |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2319 |
"I take it you're from Planet of the Crepes, Suzette. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2320 |
Honey, dear: he's only been in office two weeks. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2321 |
Honey, have you seen the rat poison that I keep in the garage? |
1.1746 |
0.04376 |
126 |
110 |
10 |
6 |
2322 |
I think I have figured out why you are not drinking your wine. |
1.1746 |
0.04376 |
126 |
110 |
10 |
6 |
2323 |
I love a good homemade organic meal. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2324 |
I just want a nuclear family. |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
2325 |
Honey, should I just cook if the bacon is that scary? |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
2326 |
Enjoying your new freedom from food regulations? |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2327 |
You know, out of the frying pan and into the fire is just an expression. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2328 |
Frankly, I don't think cooked cabbage smells that bad. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2329 |
No, I don't think lamb chops smell like feet, but thank you for making them all the same. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2330 |
I did not know that Williams-Sonoma sold habanero cooking suits. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2331 |
Aren't you taking this gluten obsession a bit far? |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2332 |
Despite how you feel, you are still the very air I breathe. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2333 |
If you would just learn to cook you wouldn't need the suit...and I wouldn't need the wine. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2334 |
Is this from your Jacques Cousteau Cookbook again? |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2335 |
So how's that "let's try GMOs" working out? |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2336 |
Shall I bring you the Geiger counter? |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2337 |
Blue Apron? |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2338 |
This new diet really suits you. |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2339 |
You know I get gassy when I drink... |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2340 |
Well I know one company that hopes climate change is real. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2341 |
All right, I won't buy GMO foods anymore. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2342 |
So, I spent all morning getting estimates on new A/C unit and I think I finally figured out why toilet won't flush...how was your day? |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2343 |
After Flint, you just can't be too safe. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2344 |
I hate the smell of cabbage. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2345 |
Seriously... who has been giving you cooking lessons? |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2346 |
I am not aloof. I just need my own space." |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2347 |
You didn't have to take my "toxic waste" comment so personally. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2348 |
I was being sarcastic. |
1.1746 |
0.03578 |
126 |
105 |
20 |
1 |
2349 |
No, I have always supported your dream of becoming an astronaut. |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2350 |
I’m guessing that our relationship is on the back burner? |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2351 |
Kale again?!?! |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2352 |
What's the ETA? |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2353 |
The sarcasm notwithstanding, I’m looking forward to the fish and scrapple. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2354 |
I'll get the Rolaids. |
1.1746 |
0.03578 |
126 |
105 |
20 |
1 |
2355 |
Look, just start over again and this time leave out the PCBs. |
1.1746 |
0.04519 |
126 |
111 |
8 |
7 |
2356 |
You really are allergic to cooking. |
1.1746 |
0.04376 |
126 |
110 |
10 |
6 |
2357 |
'Let me do that Kellyanne while you get out of those work clothes'. |
1.1746 |
0.04519 |
126 |
111 |
8 |
7 |
2358 |
I really don't understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2359 |
What's for dinner, Darth Mater? |
1.1746 |
0.04376 |
126 |
110 |
10 |
6 |
2360 |
I love your omelets seasoned with fresh uranium. |
1.1746 |
0.04376 |
126 |
110 |
10 |
6 |
2361 |
You made your point--I'll settle for the tofurkey....! |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2362 |
No wiggle room on cilantro? |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2363 |
The GMO steaks putting up a fight again? |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
2364 |
You knew what you were in for when you married a cardiologist. |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
2365 |
Since when does a flambe require a hazmat suit? |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
2366 |
Not sure how to turn you on . . . ?! |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2367 |
Maybe you should try using less onions and spice next time. |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
2368 |
It may by gluten free, but are you sure Plutonium is wholesome? |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2369 |
Are we having '20,000 Legumes Under the Peas'? |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2370 |
I'm guessing I don't have to lie that dinner smells good. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2371 |
Wow, Doris, do they really eat 'Hamburger Helper' on the International Space Station? |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2372 |
It appears to me you think our relationship has become too caustic. |
1.1732 |
0.03724 |
127 |
107 |
18 |
2 |
2373 |
Do you ever feel like we live in a vacuum? |
1.1732 |
0.04045 |
127 |
109 |
14 |
4 |
2374 |
OK, I get it. I’ll shop organic for now on. |
1.1732 |
0.04197 |
127 |
110 |
12 |
5 |
2375 |
After a day with the estate planning lawyer, Bob ventured in the kitchen to see what was for dinner. |
1.1732 |
0.04485 |
127 |
112 |
8 |
7 |
2376 |
Now you're allergic to your own cooking? |
1.1732 |
0.04343 |
127 |
111 |
10 |
6 |
2377 |
Not in the mood for a quickie? |
1.1732 |
0.04045 |
127 |
109 |
14 |
4 |
2378 |
Am I allowed conjugal visits ? |
1.1732 |
0.04045 |
127 |
109 |
14 |
4 |
2379 |
Whoever heard of an entire chastity suit? |
1.1732 |
0.04045 |
127 |
109 |
14 |
4 |
2380 |
Curry Night? |
1.1732 |
0.03724 |
127 |
107 |
18 |
2 |
2381 |
Guess you are not taking Any chances with the no abortion law. |
1.1732 |
0.04343 |
127 |
111 |
10 |
6 |
2382 |
I wish you wouldn't take the Senate's nuclear option so literally. |
1.1732 |
0.04343 |
127 |
111 |
10 |
6 |
2383 |
Did you get your hair done? |
1.1732 |
0.04045 |
127 |
109 |
14 |
4 |
2384 |
Calories do not fly through the air! |
1.1732 |
0.04197 |
127 |
110 |
12 |
5 |
2385 |
Aren't you overdoing the "I am not a housewife routine?" |
1.1732 |
0.03552 |
127 |
106 |
20 |
1 |
2386 |
You might want to use a bit less Ghost Pepper. |
1.1732 |
0.04197 |
127 |
110 |
12 |
5 |
2387 |
Still allergic to cooking? |
1.1732 |
0.04045 |
127 |
109 |
14 |
4 |
2388 |
Is procreation still allowed? |
1.1732 |
0.04197 |
127 |
110 |
12 |
5 |
2389 |
I told my dad not to make you pull his finger this time. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2390 |
I really appreciate you came back for dinner. |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2391 |
I'm pretty sure the label said irradiated meat. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2392 |
I'm just concerned over your decision to fashion the helmet out of a working food processor. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2393 |
You signed up to help Elon Musk colonize Mars? I guess asking for a divorce like a normal person was out of the question. |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2394 |
I know you can’t help bringing the job home with you, I’m just suggesting that if you quit referring to us all as ‘Earthlings’ you might feel a little less isolated. |
1.1694 |
0.04394 |
124 |
109 |
9 |
6 |
2395 |
Is it spicy? |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2396 |
(a) I can make my own quinoa and (b) your doctor has told you on numerous occasions that you aren't allergic to gluten. |
1.1694 |
0.04394 |
124 |
109 |
9 |
6 |
2397 |
I really appreciate you making my brussel sprouts. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2398 |
Aren't you overreacting just a bit? Kale and quinoa are not that far out of culinary fashion. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2399 |
Okay, you win. No more gluten. |
1.1694 |
0.03570 |
124 |
104 |
19 |
1 |
2400 |
Wait, you said you got this recipe off an episode of Dateline? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2401 |
But I thought you loved liver and onions. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2402 |
Sure, he'll let you back in from Mars now, but who knows in two years? |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2403 |
Leftovers tonight, I see. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2404 |
Space diet tonight? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2405 |
Between the glasses of wine and this protective device I was hoping I wouldn't be able to hear his inane ramblings anymore. |
1.1694 |
0.04540 |
124 |
110 |
7 |
7 |
2406 |
How long until liftoff? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2407 |
Your words say you don't mind cooking the bacon, but your CDC suit says that you do. |
1.1694 |
0.04394 |
124 |
109 |
9 |
6 |
2408 |
I hate when our dinner guest are gluten free. |
1.1694 |
0.04394 |
124 |
109 |
9 |
6 |
2409 |
What now? Gluten free wasn't enough for you. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2410 |
If you didn't want to make saganaki you just should have said so. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2411 |
Hazmat and eggs this morning? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2412 |
My mother would just put a spoon on her nose |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2413 |
I think we need a little less space. |
1.1694 |
0.04394 |
124 |
109 |
9 |
6 |
2414 |
Why not get rid of the Teflon pans? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2415 |
Isn't that a bit much for a product labeled GMO? |
1.1694 |
0.04394 |
124 |
109 |
9 |
6 |
2416 |
It's a surprise. |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2417 |
One small egg in the pan, one giant leap for my cholesterol. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2418 |
I still can't believe you're the head of The Department of Education. |
1.1694 |
0.04394 |
124 |
109 |
9 |
6 |
2419 |
But, the FDA assured us it's safe. |
1.1694 |
0.04394 |
124 |
109 |
9 |
6 |
2420 |
My stir fry is out of this world. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2421 |
We’re out of Purell. |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2422 |
You know, I'm no longer HIV positive. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2423 |
All right. I get it. You really don't like broccoli. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2424 |
Are you hiding an inconvenient truth? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2425 |
Is this one of those recipes from the CDC cookbook. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2426 |
So, cod isn't your favorite? |
1.1694 |
0.03570 |
124 |
104 |
19 |
1 |
2427 |
It's a 1997 cab Margaret..don't you dare ask for the straw! |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2428 |
Don't feel like you have to do gluten just for me. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2429 |
Hail the era of a weakened FDA |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2430 |
You should know it just doesn't smell right. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2431 |
Does NYFD know you're attempting creme brulee again? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2432 |
Aren’t you being a bit premature, Honey? Environmental deregulation won’t make it to our kitchen for another eleven months or so! |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2433 |
You knew before we married l liked liver and bacon curry,why the bid deal now all of a sudden ? |
1.1694 |
0.03382 |
124 |
103 |
21 |
0 |
2434 |
I'm just saying, Julia Child would be appalled. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2435 |
I prefer Tuesday night S&M cuisine. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2436 |
When I said you're a space cadet I did not mean that I thought you were an astronaut |
1.1694 |
0.04394 |
124 |
109 |
9 |
6 |
2437 |
Thank you for cooking the bacon. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2438 |
That was E.T. who just called. He said "Phone Home." |
1.1694 |
0.03570 |
124 |
104 |
19 |
1 |
2439 |
Just eliminate the habaneros. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2440 |
There's no more romance in our marriage. |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2441 |
Honey, if you really don't want to make that limburger cheese omelet for me, just say so! |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2442 |
You make me feel so vulnerable. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2443 |
I don't think that's how sous vide works. |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2444 |
Don't worry honey, I'm sure I followed the Meth Lab Tutorial to the T |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2445 |
Mary's passive aggressive plea for "some space" was not getting through to Frederick. |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2446 |
Your cooking technique is out of this world. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2447 |
Dear, I am ready for the fusion cuisine |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2448 |
There must be faster ways to kill me than to expose me to Teflon fumes. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2449 |
It will taste fine, dear. |
1.1694 |
0.04394 |
124 |
109 |
9 |
6 |
2450 |
I think you're really taking this gluten allergy too far. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2451 |
Is this your way of saying you detest liver and onions? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2452 |
Not liver and onions again! |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2453 |
Maybe it's time to stop cooking with a no-stick pan. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2454 |
How much beer does that hold? |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2455 |
Have you tried putting the onions in the fridge before you slice them? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2456 |
I can't hear you through that helmet...I suck all the *what* out of the room? |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2457 |
Would you like some alcohol? It will calm your nerves and kill the germs. It works for me. |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2458 |
Let me guess - haz mat stir fry? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2459 |
This long-distance thing isn’t working for me anymore. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2460 |
You know how people say, Nothing can come between us? They're wrong. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2461 |
Mother-in-law chili again? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2462 |
Clearly, you aren't as much of a garlic lover as I am. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2463 |
And you expect me to eat that? |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2464 |
Really? I ask for extra garlic and you put on the hazmat suit? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2465 |
Dear, I really appreciate you cooking liver and onions for me, but do you have to be so dramatic? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2466 |
I just love our gluten nights together |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2467 |
But the cilantro adds a special zing. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2468 |
That's serious gluten intolerance |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2469 |
Allergies bothering you again? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2470 |
Don't be ridiculous. I adore your five-alarm chili. |
1.1694 |
0.03570 |
124 |
104 |
19 |
1 |
2471 |
GMO for dinner again? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2472 |
Alright, I'm sorry. Next time I'll get gluten-free. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2473 |
Most people just drink wine from a glass. |
1.1694 |
0.04394 |
124 |
109 |
9 |
6 |
2474 |
Decent of you to scramble my eggs one last time before you run off with Elon Musk... |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2475 |
So what's this new dish you're making me? |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2476 |
... but I got it on sale from the Trump Catalogue. It was in the "Ivanka's favorites" section... |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2477 |
Let me guess, "Blue Apron Skunk Burgers?" |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2478 |
OK you made your point. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2479 |
Rough day at the power plant? |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2480 |
Can you hear me now? |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2481 |
Still trying to one-up my mother with her own recipe I see ! |
1.1694 |
0.04540 |
124 |
110 |
7 |
7 |
2482 |
You can just tell me if you don't like my new recipe |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2483 |
On our planet we tend to value the cooking skills of the female species. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2484 |
So when do you plan to return to Venus? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2485 |
So what I farted, get over yourself |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2486 |
You go too far. I had only a sniffle. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2487 |
OK, so you're a vegan and I'm not. You don't have to rub it in. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2488 |
Wouldn't it just be simpler to use cast iron? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2489 |
Another recipe from the NASA cookbook? |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2490 |
Are you sure they said it was safe for me not to have one? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2491 |
I had nearly forgotten that you're vegan. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2492 |
A little heavy on the bromine chloride, I think. |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2493 |
So, I suck the oxygen out of the room, and you add sriracha sauce? |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2494 |
So you really have entered the World's Hottest Chili Cook-off. |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2495 |
You get so dramatic when you cook cauliflower. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2496 |
I know you're worried about the water in Flint, but this is a little much. |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2497 |
Next time I want fish for dinner, maybe we should just go out. |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2498 |
Maybe you're taking this gluten alergy thing a little too far? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2499 |
Just don't use onions. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2500 |
You makin' somethin' out of this world? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2501 |
Your cooking is out of this world, Honey |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2502 |
Onions again? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2503 |
I get it. You're allergic to cooking. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2504 |
ooooo Honey, did you do something different to your hair? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2505 |
Well...it sure is nice to have you back! |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2506 |
I think your cooking is out of this world. |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2507 |
Tanked up before dinner, again? |
1.1694 |
0.04394 |
124 |
109 |
9 |
6 |
2508 |
I see you read Melanie's top ten ways to a successful marriage article. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2509 |
All I ask for was a little space |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2510 |
The wine label says nothing about notes of tree nuts, wheat, peanuts, soybeans or shellfish. |
1.1694 |
0.04540 |
124 |
110 |
7 |
7 |
2511 |
Remember to tell my mother how much you enjoyed preparing her garlic-haggis casserole. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2512 |
What, you couldn't find your lead apron? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2513 |
So just because I don't like kale..... |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2514 |
I appreciate that you added jalapenos for me, but aren't you being a bit dramatic? |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2515 |
I don't think this qualifies as a legal separation. |
1.1694 |
0.03570 |
124 |
104 |
19 |
1 |
2516 |
When you invited me for dinner I was hoping for more. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2517 |
This GMO Merlot will go perfect with it. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2518 |
Don't you think you're taking this whole gluten free thing a little too far? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2519 |
Everything has become so toxic. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2520 |
This gluten free thing has gotten out of hand |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2521 |
Martha Stewart always comes up with the strangest ideas I must say. |
1.1694 |
0.04540 |
124 |
110 |
7 |
7 |
2522 |
Yeah, I'd never touch the food I serve my kids either. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2523 |
Recipes for chemical warfare may be on YouTube but that doesn’t make them right. |
1.1694 |
0.03382 |
124 |
103 |
21 |
0 |
2524 |
How long until Lent ends? |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2525 |
Oh, threat levels must be a thing again. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2526 |
Will you have time to join us before you leave for the launch pad? |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
2527 |
Honey, is that another kitchen gadget from Amazon? |
1.1680 |
0.04054 |
125 |
108 |
13 |
4 |
2528 |
Honey, I think we need to talk about our toxic relationship. |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
2529 |
Cooking onions again? |
1.1680 |
0.04210 |
125 |
109 |
11 |
5 |
2530 |
The flu season requires extraordinary protection. |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
2531 |
Look, I'm sorry I didn't get the cage-free, antibiotic free, organic eggs!! |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
2532 |
How's the habanero omelette coming along? |
1.1680 |
0.04054 |
125 |
108 |
13 |
4 |
2533 |
I get the point. You hate to cook fish. |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
2534 |
Something smells good, but you wouldn't know it. |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
2535 |
Just because it's my mother's recipe doesn't mean it requires a haz-mat suit. |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
2536 |
I'm telling you the package said 'Gluten Free.' |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
2537 |
I'm willing to eat out on fish night. |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2538 |
I hope that you're not planning on wearing that in bed. |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2539 |
Did I mention that I appreciate you making my Mom's sauerkraut recipe? |
1.1680 |
0.04054 |
125 |
108 |
13 |
4 |
2540 |
I felt like I needed my own space. |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2541 |
The onions again? |
1.1680 |
0.03544 |
125 |
105 |
19 |
1 |
2542 |
All I'm saying is give toxic masculinity a chance. |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
2543 |
So after John eats that we can finally be together? |
1.1680 |
0.04210 |
125 |
109 |
11 |
5 |
2544 |
I don't think that's how you make authentic mooncakes |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2545 |
If you're that allergic to eggs, why cook them at all? |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
2546 |
Trying out a new yellow cake recipe |
1.1680 |
0.04506 |
125 |
111 |
7 |
7 |
2547 |
Look, I know you don't like it when I ask you to add anchovies. |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2548 |
Whipping up a little something to go? |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2549 |
Have you seceded from our union? |
1.1680 |
0.04054 |
125 |
108 |
13 |
4 |
2550 |
Hon, the exhaust fan repairman promised that he would be here tomorrow. |
1.1652 |
0.04266 |
115 |
100 |
11 |
4 |
2551 |
Liver |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2552 |
I'm almost sure you didn't used to put plutonium in the eggs. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2553 |
I guess you remember my remark last time about the meat being a tad under-cooked. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2554 |
Should we order in tonight ? |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2555 |
Haz mat we go out to dinner instead? |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2556 |
Sorry, but it's only two more months till my radiation level is back to normal. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2557 |
Are you sure it wouldn't go better with red? |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2558 |
Honey, he's not invading our food |
1.1639 |
0.03561 |
122 |
103 |
18 |
1 |
2559 |
How's that new sriracha recipe coming along? |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2560 |
You really have to get over your aversion to garlic. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2561 |
Honey, I need some space. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2562 |
So, tell me about your work day... |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2563 |
Wouldn't you be more comfortable in an apron? |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2564 |
I know you're gluten free, but this seems excessive. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2565 |
Good grief, I asked for a little Wasabi, not dioxin. |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2566 |
I'm trying to think of a song that would be the polar opposite of "Embraceable You". |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2567 |
Honey, your cooking is out of this world! |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2568 |
You know, we can have it without shell fish. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2569 |
This recipe is to die for |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2570 |
This is no way to deal with a constitutional crisis, Ellen. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2571 |
And they say women can’t have it all. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2572 |
It's not you, it's me. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2573 |
Jalapenos? Again? |
1.1639 |
0.03561 |
122 |
103 |
18 |
1 |
2574 |
Would you like your Chardonnay delivered intravenously? |
1.1639 |
0.04411 |
122 |
108 |
8 |
6 |
2575 |
This is the second wackiest diet you've tried. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2576 |
So we don't have any Gas-Ex pills left? |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2577 |
You landed right on time |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2578 |
Run out of Fitbits did they? |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2579 |
I get that you need your 'space', but this is ridiculous. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2580 |
Planning to leave the counrty? |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2581 |
The wine needs to breathe for a few minutes. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2582 |
Honey, let's get a new skillet. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2583 |
All I said was Trumps name. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2584 |
They are called space mushrooms for a reason! |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2585 |
So,...what's for dinner? |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2586 |
I wouldn't worry about nuclear fallout until next week. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2587 |
Honey, I said I wanted salmon for dinner, not salmonella. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2588 |
I know you said you needed some space, but this is getting ridiculous. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2589 |
"Martha, find anything new at the neighborhood garage sale?' |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2590 |
It's not a giant leap to say we're growing apart. |
1.1639 |
0.03561 |
122 |
103 |
18 |
1 |
2591 |
I think Canada would be easier. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2592 |
You used to find me suitable. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2593 |
Last time: I'm not eating kale. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2594 |
I know you've gone vegan, but it's just a turkey burger. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2595 |
In the mood tonight, huh babes? |
1.1639 |
0.04411 |
122 |
108 |
8 |
6 |
2596 |
So you don't like my new cologne? |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2597 |
Honey, maybe if we did not eat beans every night I could eliminate my flatulence issues! |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2598 |
Maybe Gowanus Canal chicken is too local? |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2599 |
Look, you wanted flambe', and I've been burned before... |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2600 |
Did you hear we have a new head of the EPA? |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2601 |
Isn't Purell easier? |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2602 |
What the pho is that ? |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2603 |
The grocery store was out of organic vegetables again? |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2604 |
Really don't like the smell of that liver, do you? |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2605 |
Did you try a stronger exhaust hood? |
1.1639 |
0.03561 |
122 |
103 |
18 |
1 |
2606 |
guess you found a workaround to not being able to stand the heat |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2607 |
I think your wearable technology is wearing you. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2608 |
Sorry about the fart joke. |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2609 |
I'm just saying, we should give him a chance. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2610 |
That dinner is going to be out of this world. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2611 |
And to drink, how about a nice "Chateau Tang, '65?" |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2612 |
You know I was kidding when I told them you were allergic to cooking. |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2613 |
Who you gonna call? Roast busters! |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2614 |
So, how is this more advanced than the Paleo Diet? |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2615 |
Yes, but they're fake nuclear codes. |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2616 |
I guess you're not cooking organic anymore? |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2617 |
You know, that does make your butt look big. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2618 |
What kind of peppers did you use? |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2619 |
You're taking this vegan thing a little far. |
1.1639 |
0.04562 |
122 |
109 |
6 |
7 |
2620 |
I see we're having beans with dinner. |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2621 |
Whippin' up your 'Space Odyssey Omelets' again, hon?" |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2622 |
Honey, I said I'd like "le poisson" for din-din, darlin'. I didn't mean poison. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2623 |
You're taking "germophobe" to a whole new level |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2624 |
Food sticks and Tang, I presume? |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2625 |
Nut allergy acting up? |
1.1639 |
0.03366 |
122 |
102 |
20 |
0 |
2626 |
You're going a little heavy on the sriracha sauce, aren't you, dear? |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2627 |
I'll pass on the first bite. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2628 |
'Haz-mat hash again? Maybe we should talk." |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2629 |
I blame Trump. |
1.1639 |
0.04411 |
122 |
108 |
8 |
6 |
2630 |
You've been binge watching on the Syfy channel again haven't you? |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2631 |
I'm glad we've moved past my affair with that lifeguard. Wow, that smells a lot like chlorine. |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2632 |
All I need is the air that I breathe, and to love you. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2633 |
Ok, no more beans. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2634 |
I don't think you and I were at the same sous-vide cooking lesson! |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2635 |
No, I wasn't aware that grease splatter can be fatal. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2636 |
Hellooooo . . . Mrs. Jetson. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2637 |
Hey, hazmat girl, why am I subjected the toxic liver-and-onion fumes? |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2638 |
So that's it? You're just going to shut me out? |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2639 |
You were nominated to head the EPA? |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2640 |
What time is dinner's Arrival? |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2641 |
I didn't know this kitchen was a superfund. |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2642 |
Thanks for reheating my fish, honey. |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2643 |
Will you stop it. My hangover farts aren't THAT bad |
1.1626 |
0.04377 |
123 |
109 |
8 |
6 |
2644 |
I think we can trace your paranoia back to the Bowling Green Massacre. |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
2645 |
Taking this Gluten allergy thing a little far, aren't you? |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2646 |
You really do think this debate about the new President is creating a toxic political environment. |
1.1626 |
0.04222 |
123 |
108 |
10 |
5 |
2647 |
I use a deodorant. |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
2648 |
Hey Alexa, when are my scrambled eggs going to be ready? |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2649 |
Come on honey, relax.. let's get you out of that suit |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
2650 |
You know, if you didn't incinerate dinner every night, you wouldn't need the suit. |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
2651 |
You're wasting your time -- I think the Martian explorers will only be able to eat MREs. |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2652 |
Did you enjoy the "Breaking Bad" marathon? |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2653 |
She was having trouble leaving the toxic relationship. |
1.1626 |
0.03535 |
123 |
104 |
18 |
1 |
2654 |
The new pantsuit in post-inauguration America is so versatile, women can now get dinner on the table while bracing for nuclear war. |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2655 |
Honey, the Jetsons was forty years ago! |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
2656 |
What does your therapist say these dreams are supposed to mean?. |
1.1626 |
0.04377 |
123 |
109 |
8 |
6 |
2657 |
I know the smell of cooking onions makes you cry. But you're overreacting. |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2658 |
Beans? |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
2659 |
You've taken this alien thing quite personally, haven't you? |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2660 |
So how scary was it when you realized that there's .01% of germs that you can't kill? |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
2661 |
This wine isn't the right pairing with fried liver. |
1.1613 |
0.03864 |
124 |
107 |
14 |
3 |
2662 |
Is this the result of an Executive Order? |
1.1613 |
0.03864 |
124 |
107 |
14 |
3 |
2663 |
Just eat your dinner and don't ask questions. |
1.1613 |
0.04190 |
124 |
109 |
10 |
5 |
2664 |
Where's the wine tube. |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
2665 |
So, this is what NASA does now that it's got its funding cut, huh? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2666 |
Can I assume the cilantro rice is just for me? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2667 |
Let me guess, it's an alternative apron? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2668 |
OK, so you spoke up to the President, and he fired you, but his friendship with Putin doesn't mean, necessarily, that he has access to polonium-210. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2669 |
Okay, I get it, you don't appreciate my helpful hints. |
1.1570 |
0.03321 |
121 |
102 |
19 |
0 |
2670 |
Dinner smells good tonight honey. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2671 |
Why did you cancel our appointment with the marriage counselor? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2672 |
So, you're taking the EPA Cheif appointment very seriously. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2673 |
I agree these are the last days. I just don't think the suit will save you. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2674 |
Run your definition of a self-contained marriage by me again. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2675 |
I hope you have the right gear to eat it... |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2676 |
Are we having Martian themed sex after our Martian themed dinner ? |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
2677 |
How are the ebolatkes coming along? |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2678 |
I guess you figured out whether you're going to retain your health care coverage? |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2679 |
Gosh, I didn't realize the recipe I suggested wasn't vegan. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2680 |
... and you're sure you don't have an eating disorder |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2681 |
I am sure it will taste RAD! |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2682 |
I didn't mean just because Mom made it for my birthday you should, too. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2683 |
I don't think I can make my masculinity any less toxic. |
1.1570 |
0.04233 |
121 |
107 |
9 |
5 |
2684 |
I'll set the table |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2685 |
Your whiny brother still says I suck all the air out of a room. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2686 |
I noticed your dating profile said that your soufflé was to die for. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2687 |
So you can have your yellowcake and it eat it, too? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2688 |
Honey, it was just the wine talking when I said that about your cooking... |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2689 |
No, you never mentioned dating the bubble boy. |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2690 |
A spacewoman's work is never done. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2691 |
Wasn't that song "FLY me to the Moon"? |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
2692 |
So, how long before they have the locally sourced back in stock? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2693 |
You can't smell crony capitalism, Maxine. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2694 |
Open the pea pods please, Hal. |
1.1570 |
0.04393 |
121 |
108 |
7 |
6 |
2695 |
You sure it's called molecular astronomy? |
1.1570 |
0.04233 |
121 |
107 |
9 |
5 |
2696 |
You really think our relationship fosters a poisonous atmosphere? |
1.1570 |
0.04393 |
121 |
108 |
7 |
6 |
2697 |
Any chance the USDA gag order will be lifted in time for dinner? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2698 |
Wouldn't it just be easier to buy organic non-GMO? |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2699 |
You know, not all soy is genetically modified. |
1.1570 |
0.04233 |
121 |
107 |
9 |
5 |
2700 |
Experimenting again culinarily, are we? |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2701 |
Asbestos omelettes again? |
1.1570 |
0.04393 |
121 |
108 |
7 |
6 |
2702 |
Honey, this is not what I had in mind when you said our date night was going to be out of this world. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2703 |
Fine, I'll buy organic eggs next time. |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2704 |
I didn't ask to eat more beans. |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2705 |
Toxic waste should always be broiled, not fried... |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2706 |
toxic but edible, interesting mix... |
1.1570 |
0.04547 |
121 |
109 |
5 |
7 |
2707 |
Well, it will all make sense in a minute. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2708 |
I can be an astronaut, I can be a Ghostbuster, but somehow I am still the one cooking YOU dinner when I get home from work... |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2709 |
You should probably stop watching "What's Really in Your Kitchen?" before going to bed. |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2710 |
Wearing this to your interview to work in the White House kitchen might be seen as hostile, don't you think? |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2711 |
Expecting another boiling green massacre? |
1.1570 |
0.04393 |
121 |
108 |
7 |
6 |
2712 |
Honey, Lord Trump said the radiation would be harmless |
1.1570 |
0.04233 |
121 |
107 |
9 |
5 |
2713 |
Perhaps I wasn't clear when suggesting we add more spice to our marriage. |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2714 |
Wow... You're really out of this world! |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2715 |
Honestly, it said 'gluten-free' on the carton… |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2716 |
What exactly do you mean by "off-gassing"? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2717 |
I feel like fancy range hood technology may have crossed a line. |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2718 |
I suppose the Spaceman diet is a natural evolution from the Paleo one we tried. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2719 |
Honey, if we really were in space, your fried eggs would be floating in the air. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2720 |
You didn't have to descend from orbit. I told you I'd start dinner. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2721 |
Don't be so dramatic. I'm sure he'll be impeached. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2722 |
Just because I asked for liver and onions doesn't mean you have to be so dramatic! Just because I asked for liver and onions doesn't mean you have to be so dramatic! dramatic |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2723 |
Should we pair it with Milk of Magnesia? |
1.1570 |
0.04233 |
121 |
107 |
9 |
5 |
2724 |
"Aliens 5": In Space, no one can hear you cook. |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2725 |
Talk to me. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2726 |
Well it looks delicious, but maybe we SHOULD think about going organic... |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2727 |
The hazmat omelet again? |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2728 |
Cooking with durian fruit again I see... |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2729 |
So next time, maybe no Gorgonzola. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2730 |
Fire extinguisher on the fritz again? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2731 |
Honey, I think GMO's are only dangerous if eaten. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2732 |
Is it just the vodka or is there no oxygen in here? |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2733 |
I said they were gastronomes, not astronomes |
1.1570 |
0.03321 |
121 |
102 |
19 |
0 |
2734 |
Could we practice survival techniques another time? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2735 |
Is there no gadget you won't buy? |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2736 |
Sorry, I spaced out – could you repeat that? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2737 |
Durian again? |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2738 |
So nice of you to cook for me, dear. Are you sure you're not having any? |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2739 |
A wall might keep the germs out, but who would pay for it ? |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
2740 |
I take it the onion allergy cure was less than hoped for. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2741 |
Do you cook for all your Match.com dates? |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2742 |
I can take a hint; you need your own space! |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2743 |
Honey, food is supposed to be clean, not sterile! |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2744 |
My God Ellen, I thought it was free range. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2745 |
Concocting something life-altering Honey? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2746 |
I appreciate your willingness to cook with cream of mushroom soup. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2747 |
So how was the weather on Venus this morning? |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2748 |
So you aren't joining me for dinner? |
1.1570 |
0.04233 |
121 |
107 |
9 |
5 |
2749 |
Now you're just stirring the pot. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2750 |
Complying with the Executive Order on extreme cooking? |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2751 |
I really wish you wouldn't take your work home with you. |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2752 |
You sure you don't want that glass of wine for launch? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2753 |
Sorry about my G.I. problem honey. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2754 |
Is that one small step for mankind or a wok? |
1.1570 |
0.04233 |
121 |
107 |
9 |
5 |
2755 |
If you must know, it's an alt-apron. |
1.1552 |
0.04347 |
116 |
103 |
8 |
5 |
2756 |
I see you're making the pate de skunk gras again, my love. |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2757 |
I'm sensing a bit of oven vent frustration on your part. |
1.1513 |
0.03508 |
119 |
102 |
16 |
1 |
2758 |
I thought you meant the other trial separation. |
1.1513 |
0.03705 |
119 |
103 |
14 |
2 |
2759 |
I think I need something stronger than wine to protect me from this one. |
1.1513 |
0.03705 |
119 |
103 |
14 |
2 |
2760 |
What was in that Blue Apron knick knacks bag? |
1.1513 |
0.04071 |
119 |
105 |
10 |
4 |
2761 |
How about we go out for dinner tonight? |
1.1513 |
0.03705 |
119 |
103 |
14 |
2 |
2762 |
Cooking kippers? |
1.1513 |
0.03705 |
119 |
103 |
14 |
2 |
2763 |
It isn't cooking asparagus that smells bad. |
1.1513 |
0.04243 |
119 |
106 |
8 |
5 |
2764 |
No, I don't think it's a good way to greet my new boss at the EPA. |
1.1513 |
0.04071 |
119 |
105 |
10 |
4 |
2765 |
Nice to see the onion-proof suit get some use. |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2766 |
Janice liked to spend her spare time in the last alternative-fact-free square foot in America. |