Contest #556


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556


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-02-06
Voting ended -
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-02-19 (estimated)
Number of captions 5054
Number of responses 713533
Number of participants 18041


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I think I like the French maid outfit better. 1.8969 0.01386 3209 1171 1198 840
1 Making fission chips? 1.8908 0.01696 2619 1145 615 859
2 So...how did your first husband die? 1.7653 0.02245 1163 509 418 236
3 So, not tonight? 1.7449 0.02420 1027 473 343 211
4 Making fission chips again, I see. 1.7405 0.02635 1002 512 238 252
5 Your first husband died how? 1.7313 0.02605 949 467 270 212
6 Next time I'll bring the protection. 1.7092 0.02948 839 463 157 219
7 Remember when you used to meet me at the door in Saran Wrap? 1.7090 0.02712 835 413 252 170
8 For heaven's sake, it's just gluten. 1.7082 0.03232 610 309 170 131
9 Like you've never farted. 1.7081 0.02879 836 447 186 203
10 No, in fact it makes you look weightless. 1.6980 0.02777 788 394 238 156
11 Honey, I've told you a thousand times: the mother ship is not coming back to get you. 1.6865 0.03332 689 405 95 189
12 Looks like a recipe for disaster. 1.6856 0.02873 738 377 216 145
13 Will you come out if I turn off the news? 1.6823 0.03067 683 362 176 145
14 Whipping up something special for my mother? 1.6806 0.02983 720 382 186 152
15 Houston, we have an omelette. 1.6801 0.02826 719 358 233 128
16 I misunderstood the "well-suited as homemaker", profile. 1.6748 0.03055 701 380 169 152
17 In fairness, I only suck some of the air out of the room. 1.6626 0.02961 658 338 204 116
18 Honey, I'm having an affair. 1.6568 0.03232 641 362 137 142
19 Fear of frying? 1.6494 0.03067 616 324 184 108
20 Okay, I get it. You need some space. 1.6482 0.03041 614 320 190 104
21 Are you sure it calls for mustard gas? 1.6446 0.03193 605 332 156 117
22 What happened to the French maid outfit? 1.6440 0.02976 604 307 205 92
23 Houston, we have an omelette. 1.6390 0.03138 590 316 171 103
24 I’m just whipping up a little something for your mother. 1.6364 0.03446 583 346 103 134
25 Dinner will be ready in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6............ 1.6322 0.03120 571 302 177 92
26 I still think you should have just gotten a flu shot. 1.6292 0.03011 561 285 199 77
27 One of your Mothers recipes? 1.6270 0.03285 555 308 146 101
28 I specialized in eggs at the NASA Culinary Institute. 1.6204 0.03414 540 311 123 106
29 Are you sure the recipe said mustard gas? 1.6170 0.03395 530 302 129 99
30 I liked it better when you said you have a headache. 1.6028 0.03295 501 275 150 76
31 Gastronaut? 1.6024 0.03407 498 282 132 84
32 Looks like a recipe for disaster. 1.5988 0.03374 491 275 138 78
33 What's for launch? 1.5988 0.03460 491 282 124 85
34 None for me, thanks. 1.5975 0.03434 487 277 129 81
35 A simple "not tonight, dear" would have sufficed... 1.5967 0.03302 486 266 150 70
36 Are you sure it calls for mustard gas? 1.5959 0.03471 485 279 123 83
37 Martha, Congress isnt repealing the Clean Air Act until next week. 1.5946 0.03445 481 274 128 79
38 Eggs quarantine? My favorite. 1.5929 0.03482 479 276 122 81
39 Shall I set the periodic table? 1.5925 0.03545 481 283 111 87
40 When I said let's leave after the inauguration, I was thinking more like Canada. 1.5924 0.03436 476 270 130 76
41 Fine. I take it back. Cooking dinner is rocket science. 1.5853 0.03352 463 256 143 64
42 I assume this is my last supper? 1.5811 0.03614 456 271 105 80
43 Dammit, Karen—just get the flu shot! 1.5772 0.03080 447 229 178 40
44 When you said you didn't want to breathe the same air as me, I thought you were moving out. 1.5718 0.03602 439 259 109 71
45 You'd tell me if you weren't happy, right? 1.5705 0.03464 440 251 127 62
46 So, this is your plan for the next four years? 1.5704 0.03598 433 254 111 68
47 Running out to the store was a lot easier when we still had an EPA. 1.5691 0.03606 434 256 109 69
48 It's like we're not even on the same planet. 1.5661 0.03567 431 252 114 65
49 So, exactly what goes into a Three Mile Island omelet? 1.5657 0.03600 426 250 111 65
50 Exactly what did you mean when you said 'bring protection'? 1.5613 0.03537 424 246 118 60
51 We had meth on Tuesday. 1.5598 0.03479 418 238 126 54
52 Is that a recipe for disaster? 1.5598 0.03640 418 248 106 64
53 Has there been a case where someone caught the bird flu cooking eggs? 1.5592 0.04949 245 151 51 43
54 Preparing a satellite dish? 1.5580 0.03669 414 247 103 64
55 I suppose you want your space? 1.5561 0.03582 410 239 114 57
56 You know that "Nuke for five minutes" means to microwave, right? 1.5558 0.03586 412 241 113 58
57 Is it true I suck all the oxygen out of the room? 1.5528 0.03570 407 237 115 55
58 I might skip dinner. 1.5520 0.03556 404 234 117 53
59 I was thinking more along the lines of French maid. 1.5484 0.03368 403 224 137 42
60 Another of your mother's recipes tonight? 1.5466 0.03588 397 232 113 52
61 You seem distant. 1.5457 0.03749 394 239 95 60
62 So the cat can stay? 1.5377 0.03907 385 243 77 65
63 You look hot in that outfit. 1.5310 0.03744 371 224 97 50
64 I am just saying that cooking together was more romantic before you started reading the labels. 1.5308 0.03805 373 229 90 54
65 So, hey, I've been meaning to ask you a little more about your late husband. . . 1.5297 0.03633 370 218 108 44
66 Did you remember to wash your hands? 1.5285 0.04025 369 238 67 64
67 You made your point. You can leave out the garlic. 1.5273 0.03783 366 223 93 50
68 You were serious when you said "I don't even want to breathe the same air as you" 1.5235 0.03660 361 214 105 42
69 Sometimes it just feels like we're living on different planets. 1.5210 0.03796 357 218 92 47
70 You should have just gotten a flu shot 1.5183 0.03392 355 199 128 28
71 What are you making, eggs quarantine? 1.5157 0.03824 351 216 89 46
72 You seem a little distant. 1.5157 0.03760 351 213 95 43
73 Sometimes it's like we're from different planets. 1.5059 0.03941 340 215 78 47
74 I see you are using your mother's recipe. 1.5030 0.03972 334 212 76 46
75 Something looks different. Did you get a haircut? 1.5030 0.03840 336 208 87 41
76 I miss the EPA too 1.5000 0.03940 330 208 79 43
77 You seem distant lately. 1.4985 0.03829 329 203 88 38
78 You seem a little distant. 1.4985 0.03925 329 207 80 42
79 Martha, you cannot catch the bird flu from frying eggs. 1.4923 0.03379 323 183 121 19
80 I see you've found a recipe for disaster. 1.4922 0.03999 321 205 74 42
81 I feel like you're not telling me something. 1.4875 0.03807 320 198 88 34
82 Cooking is not rocket science. 1.4874 0.03825 318 197 87 34
83 I can't help but notice that the atmosphere between us has changed. 1.4874 0.04051 318 206 69 43
84 So, what's the half-life on dinner? 1.4873 0.03971 316 201 76 39
85 I know you're under a lot of pressure. 1.4873 0.03971 316 201 76 39
86 Will you at least let me try to explain why I voted for him. 1.4873 0.03996 316 202 74 40
87 What would you say to some tang before dinner? 1.4841 0.04237 314 211 54 49
88 You could've just gotten a flu shot. 1.4841 0.03615 314 187 102 25
89 I guess you're not in the mood. 1.4841 0.03912 314 198 80 36
90 Okay, you've made your point. I changed the cat litter. 1.4840 0.04060 312 202 69 41
91 Do you mind telling me where you found this recipe? 1.4840 0.03770 312 191 91 30
92 I love what you've done with your air. 1.4808 0.04008 312 201 72 39
93 You need space. I get it. 1.4805 0.04073 308 200 68 40
94 Then quit serving beans. 1.4805 0.04150 308 203 62 43
95 I'm sorry, Barbara. I like it! It just took me by surprise. I was thinking cheerleader, or a French maid. 1.4788 0.03869 307 192 83 32
96 I get it. You need space. 1.4737 0.03951 304 194 76 34
97 How's that media deprivation suit working out? 1.4735 0.04080 302 197 67 38
98 A simple 'I have a headache' would suffice. 1.4735 0.03592 302 180 101 21
99 Really, Dear...just because I caught it in the East River... 1.4733 0.03933 300 190 78 32
100 It's a cold sore, Karen! 1.4733 0.03905 300 189 80 31
101 So you say I suck all the oxygen out of the room? 1.4733 0.03962 300 191 76 33
102 'I have a headache’ would've sufficed. 1.4733 0.04018 300 193 72 35
103 Launch time? 1.4696 0.03913 296 187 79 30
104 My mother used to wear an apron. 1.4696 0.04029 296 191 71 34
105 Should I be worried? 1.4678 0.04067 295 192 68 35
106 Were they out of the Sexy French Maid costumes? 1.4678 0.03863 295 185 82 28
107 I love what you've done with your air. 1.4678 0.04179 295 196 60 39
108 I call it HazMac n' Cheese. 1.4660 0.04019 294 190 71 33
109 Is it just me or has our relationship turned toxic? 1.4658 0.04154 292 193 62 37
110 Well actually, one CAN be too careful. 1.4621 0.04059 290 189 68 33
111 I thought toxic relationship was a metaphor 1.4621 0.03940 290 185 76 29
112 It's not rocket science. 1.4621 0.04117 290 191 64 35
113 Is it launch time? 1.4618 0.04168 288 191 61 36
114 Honey, you put the "astronomy" in "gastronomy." 1.4599 0.04207 287 192 58 37
115 Suit yourself 1.4577 0.04029 284 184 70 30
116 Your mother's recipe? 1.4577 0.04181 284 189 60 35
117 How long was it in the fridge? 1.4577 0.03872 284 179 80 25
118 Be honest, do we need to clear the air about something? 1.4558 0.03783 283 176 85 22
119 Let me guess... you need more space? 1.4558 0.04191 283 189 59 35
120 We're both eating this meal, right? 1.4536 0.04006 280 181 71 28
121 I'll cook. You change out of your work clothes. 1.4516 0.03919 279 178 76 25
122 Practicing for life without the EPA? 1.4516 0.04173 279 186 60 33
123 My mother never complained when she made it. 1.4516 0.04142 279 185 62 32
124 I'm leaving you. 1.4516 0.04642 279 202 28 49
125 That’s not how my mom makes it. 1.4493 0.04450 276 193 42 41
126 You misunderstood. I said "a bowl of soup," not "Ebola soup." 1.4477 0.04377 277 192 46 39
127 "You look hot". 1.4473 0.04024 275 179 69 27
128 I can't help but feel you're shutting me out, Susan. 1.4473 0.03889 275 175 77 23
129 Is that a new outfit? 1.4473 0.03957 275 177 73 25
130 That's one small crepe for a man. 1.4473 0.04185 275 184 59 32
131 I feel like you need space. 1.4473 0.03821 275 173 81 21
132 What do you know that I don't know? 1.4473 0.04089 275 181 65 29
133 Something tells me you're not ready to clear the air. 1.4473 0.04089 275 181 65 29
134 It didn't occur to you to buy two? 1.4453 0.04099 274 181 64 29
135 What if the Mars Colony doesn't want a Martha Stewart-type? 1.4453 0.04066 274 180 66 28
136 Maybe you could just divorce me? 1.4453 0.04259 274 186 54 34
137 You've been distant lately. 1.4453 0.04131 274 182 62 30
138 Lately it seems like we're not even on the same planet, Marge. 1.4453 0.04033 274 179 68 27
139 How is my mom's birthday dinner coming along? 1.4453 0.04290 274 187 52 35
140 How about slipping into something more comfortable? 1.4449 0.04121 272 180 63 29
141 How's week one of your media blackout going? 1.4449 0.04121 272 180 63 29
142 Is my mom coming over? 1.4449 0.04054 272 178 67 27
143 Ricin beans again? 1.4449 0.04438 272 190 43 39
144 I love "hazmat surprise" night. 1.4428 0.04325 271 186 50 35
145 I may have overstated my fondness for spicy food, Doris. 1.4428 0.03996 271 176 70 25
146 'Recipe for disaster' again tonight, dear? 1.4407 0.04174 270 181 59 30
147 I'm guessing it's too soon for make-up sex. 1.4407 0.04074 270 178 65 27
148 I think you're taking this toxic relationship thing a bit too far. 1.4407 0.04040 270 177 67 26
149 Hazmati Rice? 1.4407 0.04240 270 183 55 32
150 I'm sensing that you need some space. 1.4407 0.04074 270 178 65 27
151 You know, you could have just said you had a headache. 1.4407 0.04174 270 181 59 30
152 You used to say you worshipped the air I breathed. 1.4407 0.04108 270 179 63 28
153 What do you mean you need space? 1.4403 0.04164 268 179 60 29
154 I don't know what you're cooking, but it smells out of this world! 1.4403 0.03957 268 173 72 23
155 I need space too, you know. 1.4366 0.03847 268 171 77 20
156 Message received...I'll fix the exhaust fan. 1.4361 0.03904 266 171 74 21
157 Ok honey, I'll fix the damn kitchen fan! 1.4361 0.04218 266 180 56 30
158 Guess I better fix the exhaust fan. 1.4356 0.03812 264 167 79 18
159 Darling, wouldn't it be simpler to just get the flu shot? 1.4345 0.03745 267 168 82 17
160 A flu shot is more sensible 1.4345 0.03431 267 160 98 9
161 When I said our relationship was becoming toxic, I was speaking figuratively. 1.4345 0.04138 267 179 60 28
162 Shall I slip into something more . . . industrial? 1.4335 0.04113 263 175 62 26
163 Thanks for making breakfast before taking off. 1.4330 0.04136 261 174 61 26
164 No, it doesn't make you look fat. 1.4330 0.04344 261 180 49 32
165 Why did you set the table for one? 1.4330 0.04207 261 176 57 28
166 Wouldn't a range hood be more convenient? 1.4330 0.04100 261 173 63 25
167 Can't you just say you have a headache like most other women? 1.4308 0.04182 260 175 58 27
168 Will dinner be ready before liftoff? 1.4308 0.04037 260 171 66 23
169 Are you planning to wear that thing all four years? 1.4308 0.04146 260 174 60 26
170 Does it block all sarcasm or just mine? 1.4308 0.04321 260 179 50 31
171 I still think a flu shot would have sufficed. 1.4308 0.03810 260 165 78 17
172 That's nice. Is it new? 1.4308 0.04252 260 177 54 29
173 New recipe? 1.4308 0.04110 260 173 62 25
174 If you need to take off, I can clean the pan. 1.4308 0.04217 260 176 56 28
175 You could leave out the onions. 1.4308 0.03887 260 167 74 19
176 None for me, thank you. 1.4308 0.04182 260 175 58 27
177 And what are you preparing for our last anniversary? 1.4308 0.04457 260 183 42 35
178 Do you need some space? 1.4286 0.03972 259 169 69 21
179 So I guess you don’t want to hear how my day was. 1.4286 0.04120 259 173 61 25
180 For God's sake, it's gluten, not napalm... 1.4280 0.04106 257 171 62 24
181 You seem kind of distant lately. 1.4280 0.04143 257 172 60 25
182 Are we expecting my mother for dinner? 1.4280 0.04322 257 177 50 30
183 Honey, is there something you're not telling me about the home radon test results? 1.4280 0.04143 257 172 60 25
184 When did things get so toxic between us? 1.4258 0.04153 256 172 59 25
185 Would you like me to pour you a glass of Tang? 1.4258 0.04116 256 171 61 24
186 So, when did you decide our relationship was toxic? 1.4258 0.04262 256 175 53 28
187 Another recipe from your mother? 1.4258 0.04116 256 171 61 24
188 I'm starting to get the 'Women Are from Venus' part. 1.4258 0.03807 256 163 77 16
189 Are you sure it's not too much trouble? 1.4235 0.04050 255 169 64 22
190 Welcome home, by the way. 1.4235 0.04126 255 171 60 24
191 You want space. 1.4235 0.04050 255 169 64 22
192 It's a welcome change from "I have a headache." 1.4229 0.03752 253 160 79 14
193 So no sex tonight? 1.4229 0.04073 253 168 63 22
194 Can I interest you in a glass of '65 Tang while you cook? 1.4229 0.04261 253 173 53 27
195 You honestly think you can go four years in that thing? 1.4211 0.04629 247 178 34 35
196 Alright, we can go back to buying organic. 1.4206 0.04308 252 174 50 28
197 Honey....I think that when the recipe said "nuke it" it meant use the microwave. 1.4206 0.04159 252 170 58 24
198 Is my mother coming for dinner? 1.4206 0.04159 252 170 58 24
199 Would you like to slip into something more comfortable? 1.4183 0.04092 251 168 61 22
200 Are you planning to wear that thing for the next four years? 1.4183 0.04245 251 172 53 26
201 Aren't you taking this Women Are From Venus thing a bit literally. 1.4183 0.04013 251 166 65 20
202 Dare I ask, what's for dinner? 1.4183 0.04245 251 172 53 26
203 Would it be fair to say you're not in the mood tonight? 1.4183 0.04131 251 169 59 23
204 Can I borrow that to change the baby? 1.4183 0.04207 251 171 55 25
205 I think I'll let you try it first... 1.4183 0.04013 251 166 65 20
206 My mom just wore an apron. 1.4183 0.04053 251 167 63 21
207 Houston, we have pilaf. 1.4183 0.04245 251 172 53 26
208 Smells great! Is it launch time? 1.4177 0.04307 249 172 50 27
209 Really, I think we can afford a hood fan. 1.4177 0.04115 249 167 60 22
210 You've made your point and I'm sorry. I shouldn't have called your cooking hazardous waste. 1.4167 0.04342 252 176 47 29
211 Why don't we just fix the exhaust fan? 1.4167 0.04079 252 169 61 22
212 That's what I love about you. You never over react. 1.4146 0.04188 246 167 56 23
213 No, I don't think you're living in a vacuum 1.4146 0.04344 246 171 48 27
214 East River Scrod again? 1.4146 0.04188 246 167 56 23
215 Lighten up. You're taking the 'sell-by' date much too seriously. 1.4122 0.04468 245 174 41 30
216 Don't you want to slip into something more comfortable? 1.4122 0.04316 245 170 49 26
217 I'm sensing there won't be after-dinner sex tonight. 1.4122 0.04036 245 163 63 19
218 You win. We'll get a new exhaust fan. 1.4122 0.04036 245 163 63 19
219 How many light years before dinner? 1.4122 0.04238 245 168 53 24
220 I'll get the flu shot. 1.4106 0.03767 246 158 75 13
221 Then don't make beans 1.4106 0.04453 246 175 41 30
222 Are you using some ingredients I should know about? 1.4106 0.04416 246 174 43 29
223 If you're trying to turn me on it's working. 1.4106 0.04302 246 171 49 26
224 I didn't literally mean you were "sucking the oxygen out of the room." 1.4098 0.04366 244 171 46 27
225 My mother does not suck all the air out of the room. 1.4091 0.04233 242 166 53 23
226 To the moon, Alice? 1.4091 0.04392 242 170 45 27
227 Maybe we both need some space. 1.4091 0.03851 242 157 71 14
228 This isn’t the role play I had in mind. 1.4091 0.04233 242 166 53 23
229 I see you still want space. 1.4066 0.04202 241 165 54 22
230 Now I can literally push your buttons. 1.4066 0.04324 241 168 48 25
231 Is this what you meant when you said to bring protection? 1.4059 0.04309 239 166 49 24
232 Thanks for making that. I know it's not your favorite. 1.4059 0.04185 239 163 55 21
233 You seem distant. 1.4059 0.04350 239 167 47 25
234 ok i wlll fix the exhaust fan, good lord! 1.4059 0.04100 239 161 59 19
235 Why don't you have a glass of wine and slip into something more comfortable... 1.4050 0.04388 242 171 44 27
236 Ricin beans again? 1.4042 0.04415 240 170 43 27
237 Once a year I ask you to make corned beef and cabbage, and you have to get all sarcastic about it. 1.4034 0.04195 238 163 54 21
238 Maybe next year you'll get a flu shot. 1.4034 0.03653 238 151 78 9
239 I'll just have the salad. 1.4034 0.04361 238 167 46 25
240 I don't ask you very often to fix one of Mom's recipes. 1.4034 0.04279 238 165 50 23
241 Did you do something different to your hair? 1.4034 0.04195 238 163 54 21
242 I sense a certain hostility. 1.4034 0.04067 238 160 60 18
243 Trying another of your mom's recipes? 1.4008 0.04290 237 165 49 23
244 I guess you're still upset I didn't buy organic, huh? 1.4008 0.04163 237 162 55 20
245 First, a new life insurance policy and now a special birthday dinner--you shouldn't make such a big fuss over me. 1.4008 0.04533 237 171 37 29
246 Chicken quarantine? 1.4008 0.04453 237 169 41 27
247 I guess you still need your space? 1.4008 0.04372 237 167 45 25
248 So let me get this straight, you've already eaten, but you're whipping up something special for me? 1.4000 0.04273 235 163 50 22
249 So I guess you still need space, huh? 1.4000 0.04273 235 163 50 22
250 So, I guess this means I'm no longer the air you breathe? 1.3991 0.04637 213 151 39 23
251 The recipe said, "Cook, fully wrapped, for five minutes..." 1.3981 0.04668 211 150 38 23
252 Where'd you find fresh Uranium? 1.3974 0.04410 234 166 43 25
253 It's okay now. I've turned the news off. 1.3974 0.04368 234 165 45 24
254 I think you're overstating the risks of genetically modified food." 1.3974 0.04410 234 166 43 25
255 Pretending you are on Mars does not stop him from being your president. 1.3966 0.04437 232 165 42 25
256 Can I have your wine? 1.3966 0.04562 232 168 36 28
257 So your profile says you're not from around here. 1.3966 0.04437 232 165 42 25
258 No, actually I didn't happen to catch the evening news tonight. Why? 1.3966 0.04041 232 156 60 16
259 I miss the EPA, too, honey. 1.3966 0.04395 232 164 44 24
260 It's herpes, not Ebola. 1.3966 0.04437 232 165 42 25
261 I feel like I need to give you some space. 1.3966 0.04222 232 160 52 20
262 When you asked for some space in our relationship, I had no idea. 1.3966 0.04222 232 160 52 20
263 Maybe you'd like to slip into something more comfortable? 1.3966 0.04222 232 160 52 20
264 I feel like there's something you're not telling me. 1.3966 0.04352 232 163 46 23
265 It's not that kind of fusion. 1.3957 0.04226 235 163 51 21
266 Fry me to the moon. 1.3957 0.04311 235 165 47 23
267 Is it meth yet? 1.3939 0.04320 231 162 47 22
268 You miss the EPA, huh? 1.3939 0.04187 231 159 53 19
269 Just me, or all men? 1.3939 0.04276 231 161 49 21
270 Its very becoming. You look almost weightless. 1.3939 0.04363 231 163 45 23
271 It's possible to demonstrate your disdain AND breathe the same air as the president. 1.3913 0.04418 230 164 42 24
272 You could've just told me you had a headache. 1.3913 0.04106 230 157 56 17
273 I take it you are still mad at me 1.3913 0.04287 230 161 48 21
274 Are you telling me you need space? 1.3913 0.04152 230 158 54 18
275 C'mon, give me a hint. Chemical or biological? 1.3913 0.04287 230 161 48 21
276 I thought you were taking off today! 1.3913 0.04460 230 165 40 25
277 I see you're using one of your mother's recipes again. 1.3913 0.04287 230 161 48 21
278 I think you're confusing Asian Fusion with Cold Fusion 1.3904 0.04222 228 158 51 19
279 Is it me, or the new EPA? 1.3904 0.03987 228 153 61 14
280 Are you doing something different with your hair? 1.3904 0.04488 228 164 39 25
281 After dinner you should slip into something a little less airtight. 1.3904 0.04222 228 158 51 19
282 I'm sorry I forgot to buy organic but, really? 1.3886 0.04297 229 161 47 21
283 I suppose we should get the hood vent repaired. 1.3877 0.04044 227 154 58 15
284 Why no, I don't think it makes your butt look big. 1.3877 0.04456 227 163 40 24
285 Why can't you just wear an apron like everybody else? 1.3867 0.04440 225 161 41 23
286 I got it. You want some space. 1.3867 0.04211 225 156 51 18
287 Is my mother coming for dinner? 1.3867 0.04304 225 158 47 20
288 The fact that my mother will be joining us for dinner has me a little bit concerned 1.3867 0.04304 225 158 47 20
289 So we're officially over "farm to table"? 1.3867 0.04529 225 163 37 25
290 One small crepe for man, one giant leek for mankind. 1.3867 0.04485 225 162 39 24
291 Okay, I get it, you need space. 1.3867 0.04304 225 158 47 20
292 Have you ever considered an apron? 1.3867 0.04395 225 160 43 22
293 You could just turn on the fan over the stove. 1.3867 0.04067 225 153 57 15
294 Yes, I made out my will. Why do you ask? 1.3860 0.04352 228 162 44 22
295 Before you change, can you hit the twins' diapers? 1.3843 0.04380 229 164 42 23
296 Lemme guess... Gastronaut? 1.3839 0.04314 224 158 46 20
297 Dear, cooking isn't rocket science. 1.3839 0.04541 224 163 36 25
298 I love Hazmat Night 1.3839 0.04451 224 161 40 23
299 If you don't want to have sex, just tell me. 1.3839 0.03874 224 149 64 11
300 Now don't you regret not getting the flu shot this year? 1.3839 0.03716 224 146 70 8
301 Honey, it's kale not uranium. 1.3801 0.04445 221 159 40 22
302 You said you were only going to wear that in bed. 1.3801 0.04537 221 161 36 24
303 That's your mother's recipe, that's the same meal your dad had the night before he died. 1.3795 0.04535 224 164 35 25
304 Look, I'm sorry they didn't sell organic. 1.3795 0.04446 224 162 39 23
305 Seems as though you need some space 1.3778 0.04247 225 159 47 19
306 Do you just need more space? 1.3778 0.04247 225 159 47 19
307 Did you do something with your hair? 1.3773 0.04314 220 156 45 19
308 Is the divorce suit really necessary? 1.3773 0.04314 220 156 45 19
309 I think we need some space 1.3773 0.04266 220 155 47 18
310 Honey, its been twelve years since NASA rejected your application. Perhaps it's time to move on. 1.3773 0.04118 220 152 53 15
311 Why don't you just make it without peanuts? 1.3773 0.04362 220 157 43 20
312 You realize alternative air is not air 1.3773 0.04217 220 154 49 17
313 Dinner minus 10...9...8...7... 1.3773 0.03963 220 149 59 12
314 I appreciate your making me liver and onions, but we could do without the sarcasm. 1.3773 0.04118 220 152 53 15
315 So you really are from Venus. 1.3773 0.04266 220 155 47 18
316 I think you're taking our "toxic relationship" too literally. 1.3773 0.04456 220 159 39 22
317 Does this mean no sex tonight? 1.3761 0.04091 218 150 54 14
318 Okay, I get it. You have a headache. 1.3761 0.04438 218 157 40 21
319 I think I'll just have a salad. 1.3761 0.04292 218 154 46 18
320 Why do I feel like there's something you're not telling me? 1.3761 0.04292 218 154 46 18
321 None for me, thanks. 1.3761 0.04243 218 153 48 17
322 I don't see the input port for your wine. 1.3761 0.04292 218 154 46 18
323 I thought we were taking the nuclear option off the table 1.3761 0.04670 218 162 30 26
324 There's the doorbell. Might be my pizza. 1.3761 0.04438 218 157 40 21
325 You put the "astronomy" in "gastronomy". 1.3761 0.04341 218 155 44 19
326 You haven't touched your wine. 1.3761 0.04485 218 158 38 22
327 Would you rather go out? 1.3761 0.04243 218 153 48 17
328 Maybe you should stop using the smoke alarm as the oven timer. 1.3761 0.04624 218 161 32 25
329 When I said I wanted more space in our relationship... 1.3750 0.04540 208 150 38 20
330 So, we're not talking? 1.3733 0.04302 217 154 45 18
331 Chicken and ricin again? 1.3733 0.04590 217 160 33 24
332 All I said was, "Would it kill you to cook dinner once in a while?" 1.3733 0.04590 217 160 33 24
333 This earthling votes for take-out. 1.3733 0.04401 217 156 41 20
334 There's no such thing as too much garlic. 1.3733 0.04302 217 154 45 18
335 The word is 'poisson', not 'poison'. 1.3733 0.04401 217 156 41 20
336 Thanks for adding nuts. 1.3733 0.04202 217 152 49 16
337 I'll just be having the wine... 1.3733 0.04401 217 156 41 20
338 This is not what I thought you meant by "wanting more Space." 1.3733 0.04253 217 153 47 17
339 I was kidding when I called your cooking toxic. 1.3721 0.04379 215 154 42 19
340 Could you also do the laundry before your launch? 1.3721 0.04621 215 159 32 24
341 Can I pour you some more Tang? 1.3721 0.04329 215 153 44 18
342 Still mad? 1.3721 0.04329 215 153 44 18
343 I get it. We need a new vent. 1.3721 0.04279 215 152 46 17
344 How long have you been experimenting with fusion cooking? 1.3721 0.04124 215 149 52 14
345 I'm going to go ahead and guess that whatever you read was fake news. 1.3721 0.04667 215 160 30 25
346 Julia Child only needed an apron. 1.3721 0.04279 215 152 46 17
347 I'm sensing you need some space. 1.3721 0.04428 215 155 40 20
348 Yes, I smoked a cigarette in the house. Why? 1.3721 0.04279 215 152 46 17
349 I never should have told you how I voted. 1.3721 0.04526 215 157 36 22
350 Fine. I'll give you some space. 1.3721 0.03962 215 146 58 11
351 I'm sensing you need some space. 1.3692 0.04339 214 153 43 18
352 Should I be afraid to ask what's for dinner? 1.3692 0.04079 214 148 53 13
353 Tuna meltdown tonight? 1.3692 0.04132 214 149 51 14
354 Exactly how spicy? 1.3692 0.04237 214 151 47 16
355 On a scale of one to ten, how spicy? 1.3692 0.04079 214 148 53 13
356 OK> OK> We'll get an exhaust fan. 1.3692 0.03914 214 145 59 10
357 What women's movement is this? 1.3692 0.04439 214 155 39 20
358 You look hot tonight. 1.3674 0.04169 215 151 49 15
359 Or, we could order in. 1.3662 0.04141 213 149 50 14
360 You look hot in that outfit. 1.3662 0.04450 213 155 38 20
361 It was one sneeze, Karen. 1.3662 0.04299 213 152 44 17
362 You could try cooking without onions. 1.3649 0.04429 211 153 39 19
363 Well, I think you're sucking all the air out of our relationship too. 1.3649 0.04377 211 152 41 18
364 Good grief, Laura... It doesn't mean you are literally 'from Venus', you know. 1.3649 0.04377 211 152 41 18
365 Is there something I should know? 1.3649 0.04325 211 151 43 17
366 Well, sometimes I need space too. 1.3649 0.04479 211 154 37 20
367 Sure, it's a toxic relationship--but don't you think you've gone a bit too far? 1.3649 0.04325 211 151 43 17
368 How about if I just become a vegetarian, too? 1.3649 0.04579 211 156 33 22
369 I heard you the first time when you said I suck all the oxygen out of the room. 1.3645 0.04333 214 154 42 18
370 I just need some space right now. 1.3645 0.04282 214 153 44 17
371 I'll suit up and join you in the dining module. 1.3645 0.04230 214 152 46 16
372 I feel underdressed. 1.3645 0.04383 214 155 40 19
373 Tuna meltdown tonight? 1.3628 0.04366 215 156 40 19
374 You could have just said you need space. 1.3628 0.04316 215 155 42 18
375 No, but it sure does make your back look big. 1.3619 0.04541 210 155 34 21
376 OK, OK, I'll clean the litter box, drama queen. 1.3619 0.04335 210 151 42 17
377 You mean I literally suck all the air out of the room? 1.3619 0.04640 210 157 30 23
378 How were things at Monsanto today? 1.3619 0.04283 210 150 44 16
379 Worried about the Flu bug? 1.3619 0.03588 210 138 68 4
380 Ok, you win. We'll go organic. 1.3619 0.04490 210 154 36 20
381 So your profile said you're from Venus? 1.3619 0.04175 210 148 48 14
382 You really weren't kidding about the chili! 1.3606 0.04255 208 148 45 15
383 I hope it tastes better than it smells 1.3606 0.04200 208 147 47 14
384 You look radiant this evening. 1.3606 0.04363 208 150 41 17
385 How's the news filter working this evening? 1.3606 0.04416 208 151 39 18
386 If you're fixing that for me, I'm not hungry. 1.3606 0.04363 208 150 41 17
387 I usually just use an apron. 1.3606 0.04255 208 148 45 15
388 Hon, did you get your hair done or something? 1.3606 0.03793 208 140 61 7
389 Can I play with your knobs? 1.3606 0.04468 208 152 37 19
390 How's my mail-order bride from Chernobyl doing? 1.3606 0.04520 208 153 35 20
391 I feel like we're in a toxic relationship. 1.3606 0.04088 208 145 51 12
392 Weren't you wearing that same outfit yesterday? 1.3606 0.04309 208 149 43 16
393 I get it. You want your own space. 1.3589 0.04184 209 148 47 14
394 Wouldn't a divorce be easier? 1.3589 0.04072 209 146 51 12
395 On second thought, maybe we don’t have to invite my mother over for dinner. 1.3575 0.04373 207 150 40 17
396 That's not the way Mother made it. 1.3575 0.04684 207 156 28 23
397 Not everything has to be rocket science. 1.3575 0.04531 207 153 34 20
398 Promise you'll take it off as soon as Trump is impeached? 1.3575 0.04684 207 156 28 23
399 So, are we trying something new tonight? 1.3575 0.04209 207 147 46 14
400 Wow, dinner! One small step for mankind. 1.3575 0.04531 207 153 34 20
401 This dinner better be out of this world. 1.3575 0.04264 207 148 44 15
402 You know I said, "Mild", right? 1.3575 0.04373 207 150 40 17
403 Chernobyl chicken again? 1.3575 0.04319 207 149 42 16
404 Another recipe from the hazmat cookbook? 1.3575 0.04153 207 146 48 13
405 Mother loves it when you use her recipe. 1.3575 0.04153 207 146 48 13
406 Wouldn’t it just be easier to get rid of that Teflon frying pan? 1.3575 0.04426 207 151 38 18
407 Do you need some space? 1.3561 0.04401 205 149 39 17
408 Sometimes you’re in your own little world. 1.3561 0.04455 205 150 37 18
409 So you're going to keep that on for the next four years? 1.3561 0.04665 205 154 29 22
410 Over medium, it's not rocket science 1.3561 0.04235 205 146 45 14
411 I'm getting the feeling that you want more space. 1.3561 0.04508 205 151 35 19
412 My therapist suggests that we should talk about our intimacy issues 1.3561 0.04235 205 146 45 14
413 I think you should stop watching the news. 1.3561 0.04235 205 146 45 14
414 Maybe not THAT spicy. 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
415 Another recipe from the Chernobyl Cookbook? 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
416 Did you wash your hands? 1.3558 0.04512 208 154 34 20
417 What are you cooking up for the press tonight, Kellyanne? 1.3558 0.04461 208 153 36 19
418 That's one giant crepe for mankind. 1.3529 0.04356 204 148 40 16
419 I see you're using your mother's recipe again. 1.3529 0.04244 204 146 44 14
420 I'm sorry... I didn't bring protection. 1.3529 0.04573 204 152 32 20
421 Meth again??? 1.3529 0.04677 204 154 28 22
422 I'm sensing you need space. 1.3529 0.04244 204 146 44 14
423 I'm getting the feeling that you need some space. 1.3529 0.04411 204 149 38 17
424 Wouldn't a vent hood and fan be better? 1.3529 0.04244 204 146 44 14
425 You know, maybe I'm not so hungry after all. 1.3529 0.04411 204 149 38 17
426 I promise to stop talking about politics. 1.3529 0.04573 204 152 32 20
427 You're seriously wearing that for the next four years? 1.3515 0.04761 202 154 25 23
428 Do I need red, white, or flame retardant with this tonight? 1.3515 0.04709 202 153 27 22
429 I liked "The Martian" too but I prefer a nice pinot and your French maid outfit. 1.3515 0.04603 202 151 31 20
430 Ok so I voted for Trump. Does that make me a disease? 1.3515 0.04761 202 154 25 23
431 Aren't you going to drink your Tang? 1.3515 0.04495 202 149 35 18
432 Why don't I prep the onions next time? 1.3515 0.04328 202 146 41 15
433 Couldn't we just install an exhaust fan? 1.3515 0.03781 202 137 59 6
434 Oh, but I can't have a sports car. 1.3515 0.04384 202 147 39 16
435 Are you going to drink your wine? 1.3515 0.04440 202 148 37 17
436 I see you're going with the nuclear option. 1.3515 0.04495 202 149 35 18
437 So you've heard about the new head of the EPA. 1.3515 0.04813 202 155 23 24
438 Have you done something new with your hair? 1.3515 0.04384 202 147 39 16
439 If you don't want to make liver and onions for me, just say so. 1.3515 0.04328 202 146 41 15
440 'ya takin' off after dinner? 1.3515 0.04384 202 147 39 16
441 No, it doesn't make your butt look fat. 1.3515 0.04270 202 145 43 14
442 You used to think I was a breath of fresh air. 1.3515 0.03972 202 140 53 9
443 You look nice tonight. 1.3515 0.04440 202 148 37 17
444 Fine, next time I'll buy organic 1.3515 0.04603 202 151 31 20
445 I need some space. 1.3515 0.04270 202 145 43 14
446 The doctor said the flatulence should stop in about a week 1.3495 0.04535 206 154 32 20
447 I should have been more specific when I suggested role-playing. 1.3483 0.04279 201 145 42 14
448 It's not THAT spicy. 1.3483 0.04162 201 143 46 12
449 So, basically, that's the difference between jalapeños and habañeros. 1.3483 0.04394 201 147 38 16
450 So you're saying it's like we're from different planets? 1.3483 0.04394 201 147 38 16
451 New suit? 1.3483 0.04279 201 145 42 14
452 I prefer the George Foreman grill to this new Buzz Aldrin one. 1.3483 0.04450 201 148 36 17
453 What do you mean you need some space? 1.3483 0.04394 201 147 38 16
454 A French maid's costume is easier. 1.3483 0.03851 201 138 56 7
455 I'll try anything once. Why do you ask? 1.3483 0.04450 201 148 36 17
456 Your 3-bean chili again? 1.3483 0.04394 201 147 38 16
457 I know, I know. I suck the oxygen out of the room. 1.3483 0.04279 201 145 42 14
458 I didn't know NASA put out a cook book. 1.3483 0.04101 201 142 48 11
459 So you think our relationship is toxic?! 1.3483 0.04506 201 149 34 18
460 You don't like the new aftershave then? 1.3483 0.04561 201 150 32 19
461 Shall I slip into something more uncomfortable? 1.3467 0.04592 199 149 31 19
462 Is there something about this meal that your not telling me? 1.3467 0.04247 199 143 43 13
463 Did you get a haircut? 1.3467 0.04701 199 151 27 21
464 Why don't you just say you want a Divorce?!!! 1.3467 0.04480 199 147 35 17
465 I liked your barefoot Contessa look better. 1.3467 0.04247 199 143 43 13
466 Lighten up, Margaret. It's only herpes. 1.3467 0.04126 199 141 47 11
467 You haven't said anything about my new cologne... 1.3467 0.04307 199 144 41 14
468 You could just tell me you have a headache you know. 1.3467 0.04247 199 143 43 13
469 Honey, please, I meant 'spacey' in a good way. 1.3467 0.04187 199 142 45 12
470 No, no, no...I said 'poisson,' it's French for fish. 1.3467 0.04423 199 146 37 16
471 Are you sure gluten is airborne? 1.3467 0.04647 199 150 29 20
472 You must be making something out of this world. 1.3467 0.04423 199 146 37 16
473 What I hear you saying is that you need some space. 1.3467 0.04480 199 147 35 17
474 So, we agree your cooking stinks? 1.3434 0.04490 198 147 34 17
475 That's one small omelet for man. 1.3434 0.04547 198 148 32 18
476 Honey, they're just onions 1.3434 0.04071 198 140 48 10
477 Are we expecting my mother for dinner? 1.3434 0.04256 198 143 42 13
478 Was it the beans? 1.3434 0.04375 198 145 38 15
479 I thought preparing to go to Mars after the election was just talk. 1.3434 0.04547 198 148 32 18
480 'It's the name of a book ...you're not really from Venus.' 1.3434 0.04195 198 142 44 12
481 Can't you just wear one of those pink hats like the other women? 1.3434 0.04433 198 146 36 16
482 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.3434 0.04195 198 142 44 12
483 It won't work. News about Trump is bound to get in. 1.3434 0.04490 198 147 34 17
484 So does this Mars lifestyle experiment extend to the bedroom? 1.3434 0.04603 198 149 30 19
485 Wouldn't it be easier to install a smoke alarm? 1.3434 0.04316 198 144 40 14
486 See you heard they confirmed the new EPA chief today. 1.3434 0.04490 198 147 34 17
487 Seriously, how fast do you think climate change happens? 1.3434 0.04316 198 144 40 14
488 Do you plan on wearing that for the next four years? 1.3434 0.04767 198 152 24 22
489 I'm sorry I called your cooking toxic. Let it go. 1.3434 0.04603 198 149 30 19
490 Somehow I feel strangely aroused 1.3434 0.03943 198 138 52 8
491 How much Sriracha did you put in there? 1.3434 0.04316 198 144 40 14
492 I'm just saying, there might be such a thing as too spicy. 1.3385 0.04291 195 142 40 13
493 Don't make liver and onions just for me. 1.3385 0.04413 195 144 36 15
494 So you decided to go with my mom's recipe after all? 1.3385 0.04229 195 141 42 12
495 I'm just saying I don't bring my work home with me. 1.3385 0.04229 195 141 42 12
496 That's one small step for manicotti... 1.3385 0.04413 195 144 36 15
497 Can I have your wine? 1.3385 0.04166 195 140 44 11
498 You could just ask that I use a different cologne. 1.3385 0.04037 195 138 48 9
499 So, anything new going on at the EPA? 1.3385 0.04413 195 144 36 15
500 I don't think you have to take the little drawing on the salsa bottle literally. 1.3385 0.04472 195 145 34 16
501 Honey, don't you think you've taken the gluten sensitivity thing far enough? 1.3385 0.04472 195 145 34 16
502 And you don't see this as a manifestation of your emotional unavailability? 1.3385 0.04352 195 143 38 14
503 If you don't like cilantro, just say so. 1.3385 0.04413 195 144 36 15
504 Whatever you're cooking, looks radiant. 1.3385 0.04413 195 144 36 15
505 How many drinks have you had? You're wearing the vacuum cleaner and burning the eggs! 1.3385 0.04759 195 150 24 21
506 This gives a whole new meaning to nuclear family. 1.3385 0.04413 195 144 36 15
507 Earth to Brenda. 1.3385 0.04472 195 145 34 16
508 What new life insurance policy? 1.3385 0.04413 195 144 36 15
509 Should I be worried? 1.3384 0.04124 198 142 45 11
510 I hope you noticed that I don't bring MY work home. 1.3384 0.04365 198 146 37 15
511 If I say I'm sorry I voted for him will you end this charade? 1.3384 0.04594 198 150 29 19
512 If you need more space, just tell me. 1.3384 0.04306 198 145 39 14
513 I thought that after we got married you would stop wearing that. 1.3351 0.04541 194 146 31 17
514 Honey why don't we just throw out the old Teflon pan 1.3351 0.04361 194 143 37 14
515 So, you've decided to try my mother's recipe? 1.3351 0.04541 194 146 31 17
516 You could've just told me you had a headache. 1.3351 0.03840 194 135 53 6
517 Good grief, honey. They're only carbs. 1.3351 0.04422 194 144 35 15
518 How come you've just made enough for one? 1.3351 0.04422 194 144 35 15
519 Something tells me that dinner is going to be out of this world. 1.3351 0.04482 194 145 33 16
520 I thought it was only my laugh that was infectious. 1.3351 0.04422 194 144 35 15
521 I need some space. 1.3351 0.04044 194 138 47 9
522 Is MY mother coming to dinner tonight? 1.3351 0.04482 194 145 33 16
523 It's just an onion. 1.3351 0.04715 194 149 25 20
524 Should I ask? 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
525 what exactly is this 'secret ingredient' you've been bragging about?? 1.3333 0.04572 192 145 30 17
526 O.K. This is the last time I'll ask for liver and onions. 1.3333 0.04134 192 138 44 10
527 Is this your way of avoiding sex after dinner? 1.3333 0.04199 192 139 42 11
528 I think we need to talk about you taking your work home. 1.3333 0.04512 192 144 32 16
529 You've got to stop bringing your work home with you 1.3333 0.04451 192 143 34 15
530 This is just a wild guess, but is that an "I need some space" suit? 1.3333 0.04512 192 144 32 16
531 Trying another one of your mother's recipes, I see. 1.3333 0.04690 192 147 26 19
532 We could get an air purifier instead of a divorce. 1.3333 0.04390 192 142 36 14
533 You didnt mind cooking burgers for me when we were dating, Miss Vegan 1.3333 0.04134 192 138 44 10
534 Mmmm, that smells out of this world! 1.3316 0.04492 193 145 32 16
535 Eggs and meth? 1.3298 0.04336 191 141 37 13
536 Okay, okay, we'll go out. 1.3298 0.04583 191 145 29 17
537 Mom wants to know if we've thought about having kids 1.3298 0.04643 191 146 27 18
538 I want out of this toxic relationship. 1.3298 0.04272 191 140 39 12
539 I feel like you're taking this Mars and Venus thing a little too far. 1.3298 0.04005 191 136 47 8
540 So that's a no on my new cologne? 1.3298 0.04336 191 141 37 13
541 How 'bout we make this the last time we have lutefisk? 1.3298 0.04399 191 142 35 14
542 This is exactly what I meant when I said you were being too defensive. 1.3298 0.04461 191 143 33 15
543 Thanks, hon. Oh, and could you also iron a few shirts before your mission? 1.3298 0.04522 191 144 31 16
544 Fukushima fish fry? 1.3298 0.04272 191 140 39 12
545 So... what kind of underwear do you have on? 1.3298 0.04522 191 144 31 16
546 You could have just left the peanuts out of the recipe. 1.3298 0.04141 191 138 43 10
547 Not quite what I meant by role-playing... 1.3298 0.04272 191 140 39 12
548 So what? It's just a day past the expiration date. 1.3298 0.04005 191 136 47 8
549 Point made; I promise to buy some BEANO today. 1.3298 0.04461 191 143 33 15
550 Have you been reading the package ingredients again? 1.3298 0.04702 191 147 25 19
551 I guess pretending you're on the moon is cheaper than actually moving to Canada. 1.3298 0.04461 191 143 33 15
552 Thanks, but I would like for you to taste it first 1.3280 0.04364 189 140 36 13
553 Are you okay, honey? You seem a little spacey. 1.3280 0.04299 189 139 38 12
554 Spicier! 1.3280 0.04553 189 143 30 16
555 Throw away that old teflon pan, already! 1.3280 0.04675 189 145 26 18
556 Rhonda once again tries shame Bert into repairing the exhaust fan. 1.3280 0.04615 189 144 28 17
557 You know I'd help, but I just needed to decompress first. 1.3280 0.04364 189 140 36 13
558 Nice boots. 1.3280 0.04491 189 142 32 15
559 The atmosphere around here is toxic. 1.3280 0.04491 189 142 32 15
560 I wish you would stop bringing your work home. 1.3280 0.04428 189 141 34 14
561 Mm, Is that Polonium I smell? 1.3280 0.04299 189 139 38 12
562 Honey, sometimes I feel like we are leading separate lives.. 1.3280 0.04299 189 139 38 12
563 What do you expect if you keep feeding me cabbage and beans? 1.3280 0.04615 189 144 28 17
564 You promised you wouldn't go nuclear. 1.3280 0.04491 189 142 32 15
565 You say toxic, I say savory 1.3280 0.04364 189 140 36 13
566 Just the wine for me, thanks. 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
567 Easy on the plutonium . 1.3280 0.04553 189 143 30 16
568 That outfit still gets me going. 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
569 That makes you look fat. 1.3245 0.04625 188 144 27 17
570 Did you spend all day on the CDC's website again? 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
571 Then don't make fish. 1.3226 0.04466 186 140 32 14
572 There's something different about you, honey. New haircut? 1.3226 0.04595 186 142 28 16
573 You're really taking this bird flu thing too far. 1.3226 0.03602 186 128 56 2
574 I see last night's argument is still on the table too. 1.3226 0.04267 186 137 38 11
575 Doesn't "Hot" food normally refer to either temperature or spices? 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
576 If you don’t want to have sex, you could just say so. 1.3226 0.03985 186 133 46 7
577 What do you mean you need space? 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
578 Hey, I got an idea. How about we eat out tonight? 1.3226 0.04595 186 142 28 16
579 Why don't you just make it without the onions? 1.3226 0.04198 186 136 40 10
580 Let me guess... Limburger Helper! 1.3226 0.04531 186 141 30 15
581 Ok! I get the message. I'll call the guy to fix the vent. 1.3226 0.04267 186 137 38 11
582 I can only imagine the protection we're going to use for after dinner. 1.3226 0.04720 186 144 24 18
583 I'm pretty sure the recipe calls for plantains, not plutonium. 1.3226 0.04658 186 143 26 17
584 Can you change the twins' diapers while you're at it? 1.3226 0.04466 186 140 32 14
585 Are you sure the recipe called for pepper spray? 1.3226 0.04466 186 140 32 14
586 Think I will pass on dinner tonight. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
587 You wouldn't be trying to poison me again, would you? 1.3226 0.04531 186 141 30 15
588 Can I offer you some TANG? 1.3226 0.04057 186 134 44 8
589 Where should I pour your drink? 1.3226 0.04901 186 147 18 21
590 Honey, we had meth for breakfast yesterday. 1.3209 0.04758 187 146 22 19
591 Everyone has their own approach to the next four years. Mine is alcohol. 1.3189 0.04476 185 140 31 14
592 And don't let the peas touch the carrots, okay? 1.3189 0.04409 185 139 33 13
593 Another glass of Tang, dear? 1.3189 0.04342 185 138 35 12
594 I only shook hands with Trump! I'm sure I'm not infected. 1.3189 0.04476 185 140 31 14
595 Is this a family recipe? 1.3189 0.04668 185 143 25 17
596 Thank God the virus didn't stop you from cooking. 1.3189 0.04541 185 141 29 15
597 I guess it's really over when we can't even breathe the same air anymore. 1.3189 0.04731 185 144 23 18
598 Since you've landed my dear, it's no longer necessary to follow the NASA rules for keeping kosher. 1.3189 0.03915 185 132 47 6
599 Okay, you're from Venus. Heading back tonight? 1.3189 0.04342 185 138 35 12
600 I just need a little space. 1.3189 0.04409 185 139 33 13
601 Susan, you've made your point, I'll stop eating chili. 1.3189 0.04605 185 142 27 16
602 You remember wanting me to remind you when you're being passive aggressive, right? 1.3172 0.04389 186 140 33 13
603 'Whatever you're cooking smells out of this world." 1.3169 0.04439 183 138 32 13
604 Chernobyl chicken again? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
605 Our relationship is suffocating you? Is that it? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
606 Wouldn't a splatter screen have been easier? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
607 Okay, okay. I got it. I'll shower tonight. 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
608 I guess I'm too late to peel the onions. 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
609 I'm getting a little nervous about this chili. 1.3169 0.04231 183 135 38 10
610 Making those Mars bars again? 1.3169 0.04086 183 133 42 8
611 What's nukin'? 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
612 I sense space between us. 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
613 So, where you off to today? 1.3169 0.04572 183 140 28 15
614 Are you going to wear that for the next four years? 1.3169 0.04506 183 139 30 14
615 You act like we don't even breathe the same air. 1.3169 0.04439 183 138 32 13
616 If you can't stand the heat,... 1.3169 0.04765 183 143 22 18
617 Yes, I’m wearing that new cologne by Trump. Why? 1.3169 0.04439 183 138 32 13
618 Should I be suspicious? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
619 I believe the recipe said 'exotic', not 'toxic' dear......... 1.3169 0.04572 183 140 28 15
620 I'd settle for a toxic relationship. 1.3169 0.04439 183 138 32 13
621 Making your killer chili again? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
622 You don't have to follow my mom's recipe exactly. 1.3169 0.04506 183 139 30 14
623 I'm guessing you need some space this evening? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
624 So, should I be mixing up the Tang? 1.3169 0.04637 183 141 26 16
625 Honey, I think you're taking this "nuclear family" thing a bit too far. 1.3152 0.04350 184 138 34 12
626 Just double the recipe, it's not rocket science. 1.3132 0.04647 182 141 25 16
627 Between changing diapers and fish night, I think the investment in that suit has really paid off. 1.3132 0.04647 182 141 25 16
628 I vote we keep the nuclear threat off the table. 1.3132 0.04447 182 138 31 13
629 If you didn't want to make liver and onions why didn't you just say so. 1.3132 0.04447 182 138 31 13
630 Fish again? 1.3132 0.04378 182 137 33 12
631 I see you caught that Monsanto documentary. 1.3132 0.04378 182 137 33 12
632 Someone feeling astro-naughty tonight? 1.3132 0.04378 182 137 33 12
633 "Is this in response to my saying, 'Surprise me'"? 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
634 Really Alice? I ask for liver and onions once a year on my birthday. 1.3111 0.04190 180 133 38 9
635 If you'd rather not make me liver and onions, just say so. 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
636 If you don't want to use my mother's recipe, why don't you just say so? 1.3111 0.04336 180 135 34 11
637 If you didn't want to make me liver and onions, you could have just said so. 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
638 I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.3111 0.04477 180 137 30 13
639 Admitting your cooking is a health hazard is the first step. 1.3111 0.04546 180 138 28 14
640 It's only liver and onions. 1.3111 0.04336 180 135 34 11
641 Why do you always get to wear the suit? 1.3111 0.04680 180 140 24 16
642 To be honest, that suit does make you look fat. 1.3111 0.04680 180 140 24 16
643 No, I don’t think it makes you look fat. 1.3111 0.04613 180 139 26 15
644 Reading the EPA website again? 1.3111 0.04613 180 139 26 15
645 Did you just finish reading, "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus"? 1.3111 0.03802 180 128 48 4
646 So how was your day? 1.3111 0.04336 180 135 34 11
647 You know, if you didn't fry everything I might not have as much gas. 1.3111 0.04613 180 139 26 15
648 Aren't you going to be late for liftoff? 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
649 OK. Give me that phone number for the exhaust hood repairman one more time. 1.3111 0.04264 180 134 36 10
650 You'd make a great chef in a restaurant with no atmosphere 1.3111 0.04546 180 138 28 14
651 Trying one of my Mother's recipes was just a suggestion. 1.3111 0.04264 180 134 36 10
652 And what thing has Facebook told you to be afraid of today? 1.3111 0.04477 180 137 30 13
653 You knew I liked fried cabbage when you married me. 1.3111 0.04190 180 133 38 9
654 Theil has a bunker, you have a hazmat suit, but I'm sticking with red wine and denial. 1.3111 0.04746 180 141 22 17
655 Exactly how much more space do you need? 1.3111 0.04264 180 134 36 10
656 On second thought, I don't think I'm hungry. 1.3111 0.04477 180 137 30 13
657 I guess you really are from Venus. 1.3094 0.04386 181 137 32 12
658 Then why make it so easy to push your buttons? 1.3094 0.04591 181 140 26 15
659 Esther, darling, we're Reform Jews. You don't need to wear that outfit every time you cook bacon for me. 1.3094 0.04455 181 138 30 13
660 This is not what I meant when I asked for more space 1.3094 0.04097 181 133 40 8
661 Ever since your mission you've been a bit... distant. 1.3094 0.04455 181 138 30 13
662 You make the best yellowcake. 1.3094 0.04658 181 141 24 16
663 I know it's my mom's recipe Helen, but do you have to be so dramatic? 1.3073 0.04555 179 138 27 14
664 At least your willing to try my mother's recipe. 1.3073 0.04485 179 137 29 13
665 You wouldn't know it, but your cooking stinks. 1.3073 0.04485 179 137 29 13
666 I feel as if we're drifting apart. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
667 I don't think you can absorb carbs through your skin. 1.3073 0.04691 179 140 23 16
668 Going out? 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
669 Can't stand the heat? 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
670 "Haz-mat-touille" again? 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
671 Wouldn't it be easier to just buy organic? 1.3073 0.04623 179 139 25 15
672 Are you OK? You seem a little spacey. 1.3073 0.04485 179 137 29 13
673 Sometimes I feel like you're from another planet. 1.3073 0.04555 179 138 27 14
674 Why are you asking about my life insurance? 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
675 I guess you heard who he chose to head the FDA. 1.3051 0.04724 177 139 22 16
676 It's these intimate moments that I cherish. 1.3051 0.04444 177 135 30 12
677 I believe it's OK if vegetarians smell pork chops. 1.3051 0.04444 177 135 30 12
678 You always take this 'silent treatment' to the extreme. 1.3051 0.04656 177 138 24 15
679 Shall I pour you some more Tang? 1.3051 0.04444 177 135 30 12
680 Maybe we should lighten up on the habanero. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
681 Once again, I'm sorry I didn't buy organic onions. 1.3051 0.04516 177 136 28 13
682 You know the flu vaccine is shown to be effective too, right? 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
683 So, I guess I can drink your wine too. 1.3051 0.03987 177 129 42 6
684 Okay, fine, but I'm NOT drinking Tang with dinner! 1.3051 0.04516 177 136 28 13
685 Honey, why don't you slip into that white hazmat suit number after dinner. 1.3051 0.04516 177 136 28 13
686 You have to come out for the wine at some point. 1.3051 0.04586 177 137 26 14
687 I'm sensing that you need more personal space. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
688 Come on. You said I could vote for anyone I wanted. 1.3051 0.04444 177 135 30 12
689 C'mon Houston, let's talk about our problem. 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
690 yeah - well, let me tell you about MY day. 1.3051 0.04067 177 130 40 7
691 Thank you so much for moving to Beijing with me. 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
692 We never talk anymore. 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
693 I thought you were using the microwave when you said you were Nuking it. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
694 That's one small step for man, one giant leap for meatloaf. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
695 Honey, if you can't stand the heat... 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
696 Something you'd like to tell me? 1.3034 0.03888 178 129 44 5
697 You need to stop alienating me, Alice. 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
698 Frankly, I preferred your Barefoot Contessa phase. 1.3011 0.04595 176 137 25 14
699 Wouldn't it be easier to clean the stove. 1.3011 0.04665 176 138 23 15
700 Dressing for the job you want? 1.3011 0.04150 176 131 37 8
701 Dress for the job you have not the job you want 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
702 And you think it'll be safe to eat? 1.3011 0.04452 176 135 29 12
703 Okay, so I shouldn't have bought us a Trump steak for dinner. 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
704 Lemme guess - a bad air day. 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
705 Don't we have a spatter screen? 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
706 Maybe a little breathing room wasn’t all we needed. 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
707 So you found a little mold under the sink. 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
708 How about slipping into something more comfortable after dinner? 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
709 OK, I'll never ask for the liver and onions again... 1.3011 0.04150 176 131 37 8
710 I think I prefer the ten-foot pole. 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
711 Not true. The last time I requested liver and onions was TWO YEARS ago! 1.3011 0.04150 176 131 37 8
712 OK, can we vent about this after dinner? 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
713 If you can't stand the heat, you could just get out of the kitchen. 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
714 That's one small meal for a man. 1.3011 0.04452 176 135 29 12
715 Do you have to pull out the hazmat suit every time my mother visits? 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
716 And your plan for his next 100 days? 1.3011 0.04803 176 140 19 17
717 Don't you think you're taking this "own space" thing a little too far? 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
718 A lot of people cook liver and onions without all the drama. 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
719 You could've just poisoned the wine. 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
720 I'm telling you: somehow today's news from the White House is going to get in there. 1.3011 0.04595 176 137 25 14
721 I'm guessing you either need your own space or we need to clear the air. 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
722 Dinner smells out of this world. 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
723 So are men the only thing you are allergic to? 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
724 I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you. 1.2989 0.04253 174 131 34 9
725 Why do I feel like part of a large experiment? 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
726 It's like you're a million miles away. 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
727 This is supposed to be healthier? 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
728 I don't think this is what the marriage counselor had in mind when she said to spice things up with role play. 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
729 Ok! I voted for him. But how will a quarantine help? 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
730 So the recipe said it would take your breath away. 1.2989 0.04555 174 135 26 13
731 You know, hon, you don't have to start dinner the moment you get home from work. 1.2989 0.04253 174 131 34 9
732 Well, you shouldn't have asked me what I wanted. 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
733 I feel we've lost a certain closeness 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
734 NOW can you stand the heat? 1.2989 0.04555 174 135 26 13
735 Sure, now you can stand the heat. 1.2989 0.04175 174 130 36 8
736 If you don't like my mom's recipe for fried cabbage, just say so. 1.2989 0.04175 174 130 36 8
737 Let's clear the air. 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
738 Does this Chardonnay go with polonium? 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
739 Fine, I'll buy organic next time. 1.2989 0.04555 174 135 26 13
740 Let me guess, Chernobyl Chicken? 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
741 Three alarm chili, again? 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
742 Marilyn, it's time we talked about your OCD. 1.2989 0.04628 174 136 24 14
743 I think I'll skip dinner and just have a few more drinks. 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
744 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.2989 0.04253 174 131 34 9
745 OK, I voted for him. But isn't this a little extreme? 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
746 The flu shot really doesn't hurt, you know. 1.2989 0.03843 174 126 44 4
747 You could have just told me you're not in the mood. 1.2989 0.04253 174 131 34 9
748 On second thought, I'd rather eat out. 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
749 I assume I've annoyed you once again. 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
750 Green eggs and ham again? 1.2989 0.04628 174 136 24 14
751 Bad day at the lab? 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
752 This is the last time I ask a vegan to cook eggs. 1.2989 0.04555 174 135 26 13
753 Well, how much space do you need? 1.2989 0.04094 174 129 38 7
754 I thought I smelled liver and onions. 1.2989 0.04094 174 129 38 7
755 I'm starting to miss the pink pussy hat. 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
756 OK honey you finish the eggs and I'll pour you another Tang 1.2989 0.04555 174 135 26 13
757 This fume blanc should pair nicely with the toxic notes 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
758 So what's tonight's nuclear option? 1.2989 0.04175 174 130 36 8
759 Honey, you're taking the Star Wars Cookbook a little too seriously... 1.2989 0.04628 174 136 24 14
760 Your therapist thinks our marriage is toxic? 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
761 Are you mad at me? 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
762 When will the nuclear option be on the table? 1.2948 0.04489 173 134 27 12
763 OK, OK, No more beans for me. 1.2948 0.04259 173 131 33 9
764 I ate at the office. 1.2948 0.04563 173 135 25 13
765 You're sucking all the air out of this conversation. 1.2948 0.04337 173 132 31 10
766 Still with the subtle hints that I should quit smoking. 1.2948 0.04489 173 134 27 12
767 I coughed one time. 1.2948 0.04414 173 133 29 11
768 Yes, honey, next time I'll buy organic. 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
769 Maybe we should just go back to real butter. 1.2948 0.04259 173 131 33 9
770 When I said I needed "space".... I didn't think you'd take it this far! 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
771 ...OK, that was me! 1.2948 0.04414 173 133 29 11
772 Is that a new recipe from the Breaking Bad cookbook? 1.2948 0.04489 173 134 27 12
773 Are the germophobe anonymous meetings working? 1.2948 0.04708 173 137 21 15
774 Honey is the meth ready? Th guys are gonna be here any minute. 1.2948 0.04636 173 136 23 14
775 I can't help but think our evenings were a little more romantic before Trump gutted the F.D.A. 1.2948 0.04636 173 136 23 14
776 I said your cooking was bad; I didn't say it was hazardous. 1.2948 0.04414 173 133 29 11
777 Lydia, if you need your space, you can just tell me. 1.2948 0.04337 173 132 31 10
778 No, I will not pretend to be George Jetson tonight. 1.2948 0.04636 173 136 23 14
779 I don't think the duck calls for agent orange 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
780 Be honest - is the commute starting to wear on you? 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
781 Oh, so there is gluten in the air now too? 1.2948 0.04489 173 134 27 12
782 Have you ever thought about a splatter screen. 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
783 So you're saying you just need a little breathing room. 1.2948 0.04259 173 131 33 9
784 Sometimes it feels like I'm living with someone from a completely different planet. 1.2948 0.04489 173 134 27 12
785 Are you planning on wearing that for the next four years? 1.2948 0.04563 173 135 25 13
786 Are you making that to go? 1.2948 0.04563 173 135 25 13
787 Should I be concerned? 1.2948 0.04337 173 132 31 10
788 Is it the cologne? 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
789 No. I'm not flattering you. You really look out of this world. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
790 All I said was that it doesn't inspire confidence. 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
791 Honey, it's only an expression your mother used. I don't really 'suck all the air out of the room.' 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
792 You know, there is such a thing as being TOO careful... 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
793 I just feel we've lost our intimacy. 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
794 “Toxic relationship” doesn’t mean what you think it means. 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
795 Not sure I agree that if you smell bacon you're no longer a vegan. 1.2924 0.04885 171 138 16 17
796 It's only the first month of Trump's presidency. Try to pace yourself. 1.2924 0.04595 171 134 24 13
797 I miss the EPA. 1.2924 0.04595 171 134 24 13
798 Flu season has arrived! 1.2924 0.03586 171 122 48 1
799 How would you feel if I wore one of your dresses to mow the lawn? 1.2924 0.04595 171 134 24 13
800 So, how long have you been living in Flint? 1.2924 0.04595 171 134 24 13
801 I know you said you needed space, but this is going to far. 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
802 Is this about my farts? 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
803 Do you smell gas? 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
804 You really think you can get sick from second hand bacon smoke? 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
805 'So, hey babe, you still mad at me?" 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
806 We can't not talk about the election forever. 1.2899 0.04627 169 133 23 13
807 I do not like green eggs and ham. 1.2899 0.04627 169 133 23 13
808 ... understand you promised mom to taste it. 1.2899 0.04146 169 127 35 7
809 Technically, you are still in the United States. 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
810 I think a divorce would be simpler, Jane. 1.2899 0.03972 169 125 39 5
811 I just need some space. 1.2899 0.04146 169 127 35 7
812 Maybe you should go a bit easier on the garlic. 1.2899 0.04146 169 127 35 7
813 Thanks for agreeing to another date despite the flatulence incident. 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
814 Wouldn't it be easier to just replace the teflon pan? 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
815 I promise never to ask for liver and onions again. 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
816 You could have just said, "No." 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
817 After dinner, let's get some fresh air. 1.2899 0.04551 169 132 25 12
818 But you made Ebola last night. 1.2899 0.04703 169 134 21 14
819 I get it...you don't like liver and onions. 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
820 On the plus side, we're the only family in Chernobyl with locally grown produce. 1.2899 0.04551 169 132 25 12
821 Got it---I'll never request liver again. 1.2899 0.04146 169 127 35 7
822 I take it they were out of organic eggs? 1.2899 0.04627 169 133 23 13
823 I can't wait to see how you're planning to eat it..... 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
824 If you wanted more space, you should have just told me. 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
825 In what way am I creating a hostile atmosphere? 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
826 Come on, I don't ask you to cook fish that often! 1.2899 0.04551 169 132 25 12
827 Can't you just live in a bubble like everyone else? 1.2882 0.04527 170 133 25 12
828 What, exactly, IS for dinner? 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
829 Mother is only staying the week. No reason to invoke the nuclear option. 1.2857 0.04558 168 132 24 12
830 How spicy? 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
831 I don't think I've ever had shrimp with both EPA and FDA warnings. 1.2857 0.04558 168 132 24 12
832 Okay, you win. Where's the Listerine? 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
833 Honey, it's just a cold. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
834 Geez, how many alarms does that chili have? 1.2857 0.04558 168 132 24 12
835 It smells delicious, but will it pair well with Tang? 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
836 New hairdo? 1.2857 0.04558 168 132 24 12
837 Is there something I should know about? 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
838 The range hood is easier. 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
839 Is the non-stick coating really worth it? 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
840 Honestly, that GMO bacon can't hurt you. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
841 Okay, so you're feeling weightless and adrift. I get it now. 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
842 It looks like it's to die for, honey. 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
843 Why can't you just wash your hands like everyone else? 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
844 I'd like to propose a toast before we're toast. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
845 Onions? 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
846 So I guess you heard my mom is coming for dinner. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
847 Which allergy is it this week? 1.2857 0.04861 168 136 16 16
848 That's one small meal for a man. 1.2857 0.04558 168 132 24 12
849 Perhaps we should eat out. 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
850 Nuclear waste? Again? 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
851 What do you mean- 'no atmosphere'? 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
852 I have to be honest. It does make your butt look fat. 1.2857 0.04149 168 127 34 7
853 Don't go to any trouble just for me. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
854 What if I wasn't the last man on Earth. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
855 When Walter White wore that suit for "cooking," you know he didn't mean omelets, right? 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
856 Doris, you ARE a good mother. You don't need to MAKE the polio vaccine. 1.2857 0.04558 168 132 24 12
857 You made your point. I'll go see a gastroenterologist. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
858 You said you needed some space. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
859 When you called me "toxic," I thought you meant it figuratively. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
860 In space, no one cares if you're gluten-free. 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
861 When I suggested role playing I was thinking of more exposed skin! 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
862 Did you catch any ghosts today? 1.2831 0.04668 166 132 21 13
863 Suit yourself 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
864 I see you're still bringing work home. 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
865 What kind of recipe calls for using water from Flint, Michigan? 1.2831 0.04084 166 125 35 6
866 Too many jalapenos? 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
867 Are you going to change for dinner or is that it? 1.2831 0.04084 166 125 35 6
868 Fusion, not fission. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
869 Why don't you just leave out the habaneros? 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
870 I know you are vegan, so I appreciate you cooking my steak. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
871 Is that for me? 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
872 Perhaps, I need to be more sensitive to your cooking allergy. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
873 Wouldn't it be easier to just buy organic? 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
874 I love that you'll cook liver for me. 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
875 Perhaps we could pair it with Tang. 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
876 You could just get the vaccination. 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
877 Haggis again? 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
878 How am I going to get her bra off? 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
879 Just to be clear. You think I that I suck all the oxygen out of a room? 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
880 I know it was silent, but deadly? 1.2831 0.04822 166 134 17 15
881 And so another romantic dinner for two begins. 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
882 Fine, I'll stop saying "he's still our president." 1.2831 0.04589 166 131 23 12
883 If you didn't like my mother's recipe, you could have just said "No." 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
884 When you said you wanted to use protection if things heated up, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2831 0.04668 166 132 21 13
885 Note to self... change my dating profile from "looking for an out of this world cook" to "looking for a good cook"!! 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
886 Let me guess... gluten. 1.2831 0.04668 166 132 21 13
887 Why Don't You Slip Into Something A Little More Comfortable 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
888 It's just liver and onions. I like liver and onions. I don't see why you need to make such a deal about it. 1.2831 0.04084 166 125 35 6
889 Thanks for fixing me dinner, but how come you aren't having any ? 1.2831 0.04668 166 132 21 13
890 Honey, I was only kidding when I said your cooking tasted like hazardous waste. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
891 Is this another snide comment on my personal hygiene? 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
892 I'm glad you're taking proper precautions after the flambe incident. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
893 You could just leave out the garlic. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
894 If you didn't want to make liver & onions you should have just said so 1.2831 0.03994 166 124 37 5
895 Take that thing off and have a drink. The EPA isn't shutting down until next week 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
896 I'm pretty sure that 'she sucks the oxygen out of the room' is just an expression. 1.2814 0.04485 167 131 25 11
897 Babe, thanks again for preparing liver and onions. 1.2788 0.03901 165 123 38 4
898 Am I wearing too much cologne? 1.2788 0.03994 165 124 36 5
899 Special sauce? 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
900 I absolutely adore this wine with your homemade meth. 1.2788 0.04516 165 130 24 11
901 Why don't you just buy non-GMO eggs? 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
902 Aren't you overdoing the silent treatment? 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
903 Remind me again: Is this diet for weight loss or weightlessness? 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
904 You take the comfort out of comfort food. 1.2788 0.04597 165 131 22 12
905 It suits you. 1.2788 0.04597 165 131 22 12
906 Let me guess liver and onions tonight. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
907 We're out of Tang. 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
908 I'm not upset, I just feel you're avoiding me. 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
909 Polonium again? 1.2788 0.04597 165 131 22 12
910 Have you considered that moving to Canada might be more practical than moving to Mars? 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
911 Eggs Bannondict, again? 1.2788 0.04676 165 132 20 13
912 Let me guess- "Best By" date was yesterday... 1.2788 0.04597 165 131 22 12
913 Ground Control to Major Mom... 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
914 We're running late. Just nuke it. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
915 I just think that maybe you're taking your four-alarm chili a little too far. 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
916 You win, I'll buy you the non-Teflon cookware. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
917 You're saying it's to die for? 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
918 God you're hot. 1.2788 0.04516 165 130 24 11
919 You've lived on Earth for a year now. Do you really still need the suit? 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
920 I'm missing the point of your elaborate sarcasm. 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
921 Look, I know it's my mother's recipe, but really.... 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
922 Honey, here's to my last day on the "7-Day Bean Diet." 1.2771 0.04955 166 137 12 17
923 I can't help it if you're allergic to everything I like 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
924 OK...OK...I'll see about a new vent fan! 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
925 How about a glass of wine to decompress? 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
926 I thought you were going to take that off after the election. 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
927 The doctor said it was just a rash. 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
928 OK, you need a little space. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
929 I sense you're not cooking organic tonight. 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
930 Marie Curie didn't bring her work home with her. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
931 I still think a little pollution is a small price to pay for being great again. 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
932 Honey, I didn't mean that "You look Radiant" literally. 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
933 I think I need more space, too 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
934 I said I wanted it well done, not welded. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
935 I'll still eat it. Wine is the duct tape of the kitchen. 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
936 Are you mad at me? 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
937 Mars bars? 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
938 Does this mean no SEX after dinner? 1.2761 0.03920 163 122 37 4
939 Again with the brussels sprouts? 1.2761 0.03920 163 122 37 4
940 Your cooking is out of this world. 1.2761 0.04710 163 131 19 13
941 So, how's the neurosis? 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
942 So, um, how old are those leftovers? 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
943 I've heard your cooking is out of this world 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
944 Did you make it spicy like I asked? 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
945 Ah, your mother's haggis recipe again, eh? 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
946 Well, at least I can stand the heat. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
947 Deep-seafood ? 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
948 My commute was no fun either, but you don't see me complaining. 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
949 I love it when you make a moon pie from scratch. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
950 Cooking meth on the stove top again honey? 1.2761 0.04710 163 131 19 13
951 It's probably just me, but I sense a distance between us. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
952 Come on! It's just cilantro. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
953 You knew I was from Mars when you married me. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
954 So, who are these guests again? 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
955 I see my 'toxic personality' crack is still on the table. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
956 I feel like you don't hear me anymore. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
957 Okay then, I'll take a bath. Geez! 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
958 Do you smell gas? 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
959 Your preparation for a post-inauguration apocalypse is to be commended. 1.2744 0.04178 164 126 31 7
960 Our therapist didn't mean it literally when he said 'toxic relationship' 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
961 Honey, they're not planning to abolish the Clean Air Act until next month. 1.2744 0.04522 164 130 23 11
962 You seem a little spacey lately. 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
963 If they're so toxic, why'd you invite them for dinner? 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
964 Do I have time to change before dinner? 1.2744 0.03994 164 124 35 5
965 You really don't like my mother's recipe 1.2744 0.04266 164 127 29 8
966 Look, I'll open the refrigerator door when you stop calling me HAL. 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
967 So you're saying you don't like liver and onions 1.2744 0.04087 164 125 33 6
968 I saw the doctor today for my gas problems 1.2716 0.04636 162 130 20 12
969 You know honey, I think you are misinterpreting my request for more space in our relationship 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
970 There are other ways to say you don't like it. 1.2716 0.04381 162 127 26 9
971 I don't know... It's just that I'm feeling really vulnerable right now. 1.2716 0.04467 162 128 24 10
972 Your meter here says back off on the garlic. 1.2716 0.03718 162 120 40 2
973 Word of Trump's "nuclear option" seems to have affected you and me differently. 1.2716 0.04718 162 131 18 13
974 You must be cooking a recipe for disaster 1.2716 0.04467 162 128 24 10
975 Of course I respect you as a vegan, but I do like my tenderloin once in a while. 1.2716 0.04718 162 131 18 13
976 You've hardly touched your wine. 1.2716 0.04110 162 124 32 6
977 Please tell me this is the last of the Trump Steaks. 1.2716 0.04381 162 127 26 9
978 Claiming there's no atmosphere isn't going to get you that new kitchen, Lucille. 1.2716 0.04636 162 130 20 12
979 It still won’t stop the smoke alarm from going off. 1.2716 0.04110 162 124 32 6
980 Were you on Ebay again? 1.2716 0.04552 162 129 22 11
981 That's one small egg for man, one giant soufflé for mankind. 1.2716 0.04110 162 124 32 6
982 Is there something I should know about my mother's recipe? 1.2716 0.04467 162 128 24 10
983 Habanero curry again? 1.2716 0.04467 162 128 24 10
984 I suppose I don’t take his tweets as seriously as you. 1.2699 0.04443 163 129 24 10
985 I said "lunch," not "launch.' 1.2699 0.04527 163 130 22 11
986 I just feel like we're drifting apart. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
987 This isn't the type of fusion I had in mind. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
988 For heaven's sake, Helen, they're just Brussels sprouts. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
989 I think i'm okay with just wine 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
990 How many habanero peppers did you use?!! 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
991 Tell me that's the last of our frozen Trump steaks. 1.2688 0.04583 160 128 21 11
992 You may not die from your cooking but what about me? 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
993 So I should've got the grass-fed? 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
994 So...... Am I too late to chop the onions ? 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
995 Fukushima Tuna, again? 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
996 With you, being from Venus is no metaphor. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
997 I'm afraid to ask. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
998 Honey, did I notice an increase in our life insurance? 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
999 I didn't realize that dinner involved the nuclear option. 1.2688 0.03938 160 121 35 4
1000 I know, I miss our liberal bubble too. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1001 No, that was the expiration date, not the half-life. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1002 North Korea/Persian fusion? 1.2688 0.04752 160 130 17 13
1003 Honey, I think it's time we cleared the air. 1.2688 0.03938 160 121 35 4
1004 You honestly prefer sarcasm to changing your perfume? 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1005 Methane from kale? 1.2688 0.04915 160 132 13 15
1006 When I said you looked good in a suit, this wasn't really what I had in mind 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1007 Don't go beyond 'medium spicy' on mine. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1008 I don't think that's what our therapist meant when he said our relationship is toxic 1.2688 0.04752 160 130 17 13
1009 I don't think that's what they meant by "heat, covered". 1.2688 0.04583 160 128 21 11
1010 No pepper's as hot as you in your Hazmat Suit, dear. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1011 Couldn't you just get a smoke detector like everyone else? 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1012 I said I need space, Jeff! What is so difficult to understand about that? 1.2688 0.04583 160 128 21 11
1013 Excellent - we haven't had 'The Right Stuffing' in quite some time. 1.2671 0.04558 161 129 21 11
1014 You said you needed some space. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
1015 I see your trying your mother's recipe. 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1016 You and Trump are going to have to breathe the same air at some point, honey. 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1017 To think we used to cook without the Gluten-suit. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1018 Is there something you want to tell me? 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
1019 Have you thought about cooking without peanuts? 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1020 I know you don't like to cook liver and onions for me, but that suit is overkill. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1021 So how was your day? 1.2642 0.04589 159 128 20 11
1022 I get it, Barb, you're a vegan. Just make sure my burger is medium rare. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1023 Yellowcake again? 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1024 Earth to Betty Crocker, do you read me? 1.2642 0.04501 159 127 22 10
1025 It's okay to go light on the garlic. 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1026 Are you even listening to me? Earth to Karen! 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1027 Is our relationship that toxic ? 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1028 Nice try, but you still turn me on when you cook. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1029 Especially for me? Should I worry? 1.2642 0.04501 159 127 22 10
1030 It's been a long time since we played the Astronaut and the Sex Monster... 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1031 You realize his term is for four years. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1032 Let's just say, I hope you are wearing that to bed tonight. 1.2642 0.04501 159 127 22 10
1033 So I see you've decided to go for the nuclear option. 1.2642 0.04501 159 127 22 10
1034 I think it's time to get rid of the no-stick cookware. 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1035 I can do that, if you have more important things to do. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1036 You know the oven has a vent, right..? 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
1037 You know you can turn it to low, right? 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1038 I'm thinking maybe we go out to eat tonight. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1039 I just need some space. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1040 But your mother got me this aftershave. 1.2642 0.04501 159 127 22 10
1041 I'm just assuming...no breakfast, and no sex. 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
1042 Do you know something I don't know? 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
1043 Trump l'Orange? 1.2642 0.04759 159 130 16 13
1044 When you said our marriage had become toxic, I didn't realize you meant literally. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1045 Not so many plutonium sprinkles on mine, please. 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1046 Now, I wish I had opened a more fire-retardant chardonnay. 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1047 I promise I will never buy non-organic again. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1048 Did I mention I had a huge lunch today 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1049 Why can't we emit carbon like normal folk? 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1050 Honey, if you'd like, I can cook the onions next time. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1051 How much space do you need? 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1052 Are you trying to tell me that you need your space? 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1053 I appreciate you cooking with gluten just for me. 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
1054 No-one makes gravy like you do, Alice. 1.2611 0.04708 157 128 17 12
1055 Stop googling harmful effects 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
1056 They say your cooking is out of this world. 1.2611 0.04621 157 127 19 11
1057 Honey, I just got the oxygen bill today. 1.2611 0.04621 157 127 19 11
1058 You know, you could just leave the onions out. 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1059 Sure, the kitchen needs some updating, but it has atmosphere. 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
1060 Going somewhere special? 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
1061 Cooking with municipal water again? 1.2611 0.04621 157 127 19 11
1062 That's not really what I meant when I said I needed more space. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1063 Nothing happens in a vacuum. 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
1064 I withdraw my objections to the pink hat. 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
1065 Going 'off recipe'? 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
1066 Seriously, a hazmat dinner theme for my mother? 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
1067 Shouldn't you wash your hands first? 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
1068 Okay, but how do you eat it? 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
1069 Are you trying to tell me you need some space? 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1070 Houston, Do we have a problem? 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
1071 I'm no expert, but I believe the gluten only affects you when ingested... 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
1072 Your profile mentioned you were a killer cook. 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
1073 Honey, I'd like us to start seeing other astronauts. 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
1074 I see you're anticipating the changes at the EPA 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
1075 Perhaps you should lighten up on the garlic. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
1076 Don't hover, Harold. I told you I could no longer breathe the same air as you if you voted for that jackass... 1.2611 0.04708 157 128 17 12
1077 I thought you were kidding when you said you did not want to even breathe the same air.... 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
1078 Are you preparing for dinner, or the end of the EPA? 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
1079 And you expect me to eat that? 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
1080 So you're probably not drinking your wine then.... 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
1081 So have you given any more thought to kissing? 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
1082 Next time, I'll chop the onions. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1083 Smelling bacon will not raise your cholesterol. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
1084 I get it. You're not a fan of liver. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
1085 They say 80% of communication is non-verbal. 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
1086 I really think you should just sit down and decompress. 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
1087 What's happening at the EPA these days? 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
1088 Honey, open up a little. 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1089 I think we both need our space. 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1090 Maybe you could cut back on the curry a little. 1.2581 0.04077 155 120 30 5
1091 I couldn't find a good pairing for the chicken and ricin. 1.2581 0.04562 155 125 20 10
1092 I'm just saying, "artisinal uranium" sounds made-up. 1.2581 0.04742 155 127 16 12
1093 Ground Control to Major Mom... 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1094 Most of my girlfriends just throw on one of my old shirts, but this works too! 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1095 I thought you said Venetian cuisine. 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1096 Honey...when I said I needed some space...I didn't mean it literally. 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1097 I thought you threw away that Teflon pan. 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1098 It's a recipe from that show "Breaking Bad" 1.2581 0.04562 155 125 20 10
1099 So your cooking instructor says you're well-suited? 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1100 I wish you had more confidence in your cooking skills 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1101 When I said "If you think your mother is moving in with us, you can save your breath", this isn't what I had in mind... 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1102 I feel space between us 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1103 OK, you've made your point; you don't care for brussel sprouts. 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1104 Another late night TV purchase I assume? 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1105 Next time I'll buy organic. 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1106 It's not my fault they confirmed him to head the EPA. 1.2581 0.04653 155 126 18 11
1107 "You said you wanted some space"? 1.2581 0.04562 155 125 20 10
1108 You know I'm not going to eat that? 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1109 You've taken your obsession with 'Breaking Bad' a little too far. 1.2581 0.04742 155 127 16 12
1110 I get it, you're not a fan of cooking fish. 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1111 You've done something with your hair? 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1112 Is this your first time in the CDC dating pool? 1.2581 0.04653 155 126 18 11
1113 Well, at least you and the wine can breathe. 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1114 OK, I get it! I screwed up. Organic, non-GMO veggies next time... 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1115 All right. No need to get drastic. I'll sign the divorce papers. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1116 Just how much space do you want? 1.2581 0.03973 155 119 32 4
1117 I'm sure you don't really have to be s rocket scientist to make scrambled eggs! 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1118 Wow, I've never actually read the USDA safety guidelines for cooking meat. 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1119 Barb, I don't think smelling the gluten will actually kill you 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1120 So, what if it was George Clooney who requested liver and onions? 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1121 I think that you're taking your science of cooking class way too seriously. 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1122 You've made your point, from now on I'll only buy organic. 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1123 You know... You shouldn't feel obliged to use every Williams-Sonoma gift card Lisa and Eric give us. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1124 Frankly, yes, that HAZMAT suit does make your butt look fat. 1.2581 0.04653 155 126 18 11
1125 So... You're from Venus? 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1126 Free-range chicken from Chernobyl, again? 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1127 Honey, you're being paranoid. They meant using the "nuclear option" as a metaphor. 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1128 O.K. you don't like liver and onions. I get it. 1.2581 0.04077 155 120 30 5
1129 Well if you're going to be that way about it, next time just make me a veggie burger. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1130 Why don't you finish your drink and relax. You don't have to blast off for 3 hours. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1131 It's just Kale. 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1132 Do we need to talk? 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1133 So, how much gluten are we talking about? 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1134 Cabbage again? 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
1135 So you think I'm the one who takes all the oxygen out of the room? 1.2564 0.04155 156 122 28 6
1136 It's just a little gluten. 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
1137 Honey, I don't think the Sous Chef job at NASA includes the Space Station. 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
1138 Want me to taste it first? 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
1139 You touched the monolith and what then? 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
1140 If you don't like liver and onions, just say so. 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
1141 If you can't stand the smell, get out of the kitchen. 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
1142 I see you've moved on from molecular to sub-atomic gastronomy. 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
1143 I know you said you were allergic to cooking, but I had no idea. 1.2532 0.04566 154 125 19 10
1144 You really shouldn't have your oxygen tank that close to an open flame. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1145 On this planet the women also do the dishes. 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1146 Look, if you feel that strongly, we can replace the Teflon with stainless steel. 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1147 I think you're taking this detox diet a bit too far. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1148 It's a North Korean recipe. 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
1149 Honey, I'm getting dinner ready asbestos I can. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1150 I wasn't aware that gluten could become airborne. 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1151 I know you think we have a toxic relationship, but that's just mean. 1.2532 0.04566 154 125 19 10
1152 So you've gone back to stove top meth? 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1153 This is not quite what I had in mind when I suggested role play. 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1154 Still in your pjs! 1.2532 0.04837 154 128 13 13
1155 You remembered my liver and onions! 1.2532 0.03969 154 119 31 4
1156 Honey, do you think this Monsanto vegetarian diet is a good idea? 1.2532 0.04748 154 127 15 12
1157 Maybe I shouldn't have told you to suit yourself about dinner. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
1158 Adding Kimchi? 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1159 It's JUST liver. 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
1160 Be honest, does wine aggravate my flatulence? 1.2532 0.04658 154 126 17 11
1161 You needn't be so dramatic. I like liver and onions 1.2532 0.03749 154 117 35 2
1162 Or, we could just pay more for birth control. 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
1163 But is it kosher? 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1164 Men are from mars , women are from Venus . 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
1165 Look, I'm sorry I couldn't find organic. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
1166 Are you sure that you saw this on one of the food network shows? 1.2532 0.04566 154 125 19 10
1167 Kellyanne and I were just good friends. 1.2532 0.04748 154 127 15 12
1168 The NASA diet? 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
1169 This relationship has become way too toxic. 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
1170 It's easier to cut down on the garlic. 1.2532 0.03969 154 119 31 4
1171 Don't you think this is carrying the 'toxic relationship' thing a bit too far? 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1172 You don't have to be a rocket scientist to make kale taste good, but it helps. 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
1173 I knew there would be an adjustment period when you arrived home from the International Space Station. 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1174 I said AND THAT WAS THE SMALLEST HEARING AID THEY COULD FIT YOU WITH? 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1175 Does Gwyneth explain exactly how this improves scrambled eggs? 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1176 Of course I think your job is important. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1177 Okay. You win. I'll buy you a new stove. 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
1178 So how's that molecular gastronomy class going? 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1179 I don't think you're supposed to fry lutefisk. 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
1180 Hey Honey, I see that you are trying one of mom's recipes again. 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
1181 Three-alarm chili or GMO salmon? 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
1182 Should I be worried that you're bringing work home with you again? 1.2532 0.04472 154 124 21 9
1183 Sweetheart, it's just gluten. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1184 Is that a new tank? 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1185 You can't be too careful with non-organic products these days. 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1186 Do you even know what gluten is? 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1187 This relationship feels toxic. 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1188 Uh, hon. Can we talk about these new chili pepper recipes?" 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1189 Enough already! I'll go vegan too. 1.2500 0.04691 152 125 16 11
1190 What happens when you sneeze? 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
1191 And to think--the French still smoke. 1.2500 0.04597 152 124 18 10
1192 Sorry I mentioned that hair in my soup. 1.2500 0.04597 152 124 18 10
1193 Ok, I'll give you more space. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1194 Ok, I get it...my turn to clean the bathroom. 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
1195 You're sweet to cook non-vegan for me. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1196 If you can't stand the smell, get out of the kitchen. 1.2500 0.04691 152 125 16 11
1197 Something new from Hazel's Hazmat Cookbook? 1.2500 0.04597 152 124 18 10
1198 Liver and onions? 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
1199 Your cooking is out of this world. 1.2500 0.04597 152 124 18 10
1200 Ok. I promise it's the last time I ask for liver and onions. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1201 Who are you wearing? 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1202 You give a whole new meaning to the phrase turn me on. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1203 Remember when we agree that you needed to leave your work at the office. 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1204 Flint, we have a problem. 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
1205 Feel like going out for dinner tonight? 1.2500 0.04597 152 124 18 10
1206 You're not wearing that on Valentine's Day, are you? 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
1207 Exactly what did you mean by 'you need your space?' 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1208 Szechuan again tonight? 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1209 Ok I get it I'll never ask for liver again. 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
1210 All right. Next time remind me to buy organic. 1.2500 0.04691 152 125 16 11
1211 C'mon, you found a hair one time! 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1212 I really do appreciate you fixing me liver and onions. 1.2500 0.04597 152 124 18 10
1213 I feel like you've been really closed off lately. 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
1214 I guess we could do without some regulations. 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1215 Why didn't you just get rid of the Teflon pan? 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
1216 Let me guess: The lutefisk, onion and limburger stew? 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
1217 I'm not hungry 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1218 I didn't know mother was joining us for dinner. 1.2500 0.03988 152 118 30 4
1219 Yeah? Well if we're in space then why do you need a non-stick pan? 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1220 O.K. I'll start using mouthwash again! 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1221 I've always loved your Hazmat Helper. 1.2500 0.04597 152 124 18 10
1222 If you really are that sensitive to gluten, I can cook my own breakfast. 1.2500 0.04691 152 125 16 11
1223 Would you prefer wine or lower oxygen levels? 1.2500 0.04691 152 125 16 11
1224 How much alcohol will I need to drink to enjoy this? 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
1225 I said I was sorry 1.2500 0.03988 152 118 30 4
1226 ..then he drops the smallpox vial and it bounces off the table straight into my lab coat pocket. 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1227 Besides the toxic explosion down the street, how was your day? 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1228 If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1229 Just say it ... you're suffocating in this relationship! 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1230 Since you can not hear me I announce that you are one crazy idiotic wacko. 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
1231 I think I'll pass on dinner tonight. 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
1232 How long have you felt our relationship was toxic? 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1233 Hazmat hash again, huh? 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
1234 Got time for a quickie? 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1235 How bad can a little gluten really be? 1.2500 0.04597 152 124 18 10
1236 Yes, Marge. I DO understand that you need your own space. 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
1237 BRUSSELS SPROUTS TONIGHT ? 1.2450 0.04600 151 124 17 10
1238 Prepping for the world after EPA? 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1239 I promise I won't talk about politics anymore. 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1240 You are looking simply radiant tonight my dear. 1.2450 0.04503 151 123 19 9
1241 a trip to the moon Alice...well played 1.2450 0.04600 151 124 17 10
1242 Um, I'll be eating at the club tonight. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1243 Wow, nice pack!! 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1244 We're having that again? 1.2450 0.04600 151 124 17 10
1245 Have you been living in a vacuum or something? 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1246 If you won't smell it, I won't eat it. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1247 Are you still giving me the silent treatment? 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
1248 Earth to Julie...Earth to Julie... 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
1249 Look. If the wine can breathe, so can you. 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
1250 Okay. I admit that saying I needed more space was insensitive. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1251 I am not sure I am in the mood for fusion cooking tonight. 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1252 Well I, for one, breathe easier without stifling regulations like the Clean Air Act. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1253 How's your molecular gastronomy class going? 1.2450 0.04503 151 123 19 9
1254 You're cute when you're irradiated. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1255 I give up, what's the message? 1.2450 0.04600 151 124 17 10
1256 Honey,it's just bacon. 1.2450 0.04503 151 123 19 9
1257 Earth to Jane, would you like some more wine? 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
1258 Well maybe I need more space, too. 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
1259 What kind of chili peppers are those? 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
1260 Do you know something I don't know? 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
1261 How did your confirmation hearing go, Betsy? 1.2450 0.04600 151 124 17 10
1262 And you'll be detoxing for how long? 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1263 Petal, I think the recipe said oxident free, not oxygen free. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1264 ``So let me get this straight. The march on Washington wasn't enough. You're going to wear this outfit for the next four years?'' 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
1265 What do you mean I've developed a toxic personality? 1.2450 0.04503 151 123 19 9
1266 It said our sex life should be active, not radioactive 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
1267 They just nominated him for head of the EPA. He hasn't been approved yet. 1.2450 0.04503 151 123 19 9
1268 Whatcha makin'? 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1269 You seem a little spaced out this evening... 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1270 What wine pairs with contaminated fish? 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
1271 Are we expecting your mother? 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
1272 Honey, it's time to cut back on the Amazon Prime. 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
1273 We all have filters, some more obvious than others. 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1274 I hope you're not burning our last supper. 1.2434 0.04476 152 124 19 9
1275 "No onions" would've been easier... 1.2416 0.04728 149 124 14 11
1276 Lutefisk 1.2416 0.04631 149 123 16 10
1277 If I suck all the oxygen out of the room how did this wine manage to breath? 1.2416 0.04431 149 121 20 8
1278 So, I take it you've been watching Dr. Oz again? 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
1279 I think I'll go out for dinner tonight Sweetie. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
1280 Yep, that's just the way mom used to make it. 1.2416 0.04532 149 122 18 9
1281 I take it my cologne is a little strong this evening? 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
1282 Is there something I should know? 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
1283 Maybe next time just buy the non-GMO beef. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1284 I'm clearly not suited for this kind of food. 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1285 You could've just said no to liver and onions. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1286 Are you really sure you don't mind making me fried beef liver with onions? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1287 Your gluten intolerance can't be THAT bad. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1288 Seems like going gluten free shouldn't be quite that difficult. 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1289 It was just a tiny, little fart and it’s come to this. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1290 It smells like it's to die for! 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1291 When you said UFO, I didn't think you meant unidentified frying object. 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
1292 Well...I thought you wanted more space. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1293 ...or without onions would be fine, too. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1294 That hazmat suit would look great on my bedroom floor. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1295 Was it something I said? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1296 Honey, what a strange question! Of course my life insurance premiums are fully paid. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1297 My atomic chili recipe is way simpler. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1298 Okay, I'll stop asking for onions in everything. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1299 'Toxic environment?' I said I was sorry. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1300 We'll, I think you're avoiding intimacy not depressurization. 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1301 So you're telling me you need space. 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
1302 Beth, honey, you can't wear that for four years. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1303 Is this because of the microwave? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1304 Plutonium Paella tonight? 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1305 I'm preparing for launch. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1306 I thought you said you wanted more space-- not to go to space. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1307 Why do you put that thing on everytime I start talking about Trump? 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1308 Applying for the kitchen staff at the Trump White House? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1309 So, as I was saying on my drive over here, the Ebola thing was just a false alarm, no one on the flight was at risk, 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1310 Well if you keep serving beans what do you expect? 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
1311 Not sure what’s going into that; just remember I’m gluten-free. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1312 You feel our marriage is that toxic? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1313 Put in a little more Polonium 210...my mom is bringing a date. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1314 Earth to Joan... 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1315 It might be simpler to switch from Teflon to ceramic. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1316 So if we get the microwave fixed, you only need the lead vest, right? 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1317 Y'know what would really be out of this world? Bacon. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1318 I don't think this is what your therapist meant by being more self-contained. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1319 Haven't you heard? Air pollution is a hoax. 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1320 I appreciate that you still cook meat for me even after becoming vegan, but do you have to wear the suit every time? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1321 One of these days I'll get the stove vent fixed, I promise. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1322 This so-called therapist of yours, how long does he think I'm going to be toxic? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1323 I'm just saying, let's wait and see if the EPA is abolished. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1324 Maybe you want to slip into something more comfortable? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1325 Oh, come on! It's only liver and onions. Could be worse! 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1326 New outfit, hon? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1327 Okay, you win. Next time, we'll buy organic. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1328 So how was your trip to Fukushima? 1.2381 0.04762 147 123 13 11
1329 Yes, my life insurance is paid up. Why do you ask? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1330 Finally putting those stovetop meth classes to use. 1.2381 0.04762 147 123 13 11
1331 Open the oven door, Hal! 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1332 Are you cooking again for your nuclear family? 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1333 You'll be a chef to the stars one way or the other. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1334 Seriously, we can get Chinese. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1335 How did the EPA confirmation hearing go? 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
1336 Why do I think we're having beans again? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1337 Your text message said you wanted to talk about an incident at work today. So how was your first day at the CDC infectious diseases lab? 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1338 So you think our relationship is becoming toxic ? 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1339 Pufferfish again? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1340 So...is this chili going to be spicy...? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1341 "Kicking things up a notch" was just a suggestion. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1342 Have a drink. We still have at least a few weeks before the changes in the EPA kick in. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1343 Your soufflé seems to be dissolving the bottom of the frying pan. 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1344 I poured you some wine. 1.2381 0.04762 147 123 13 11
1345 I told you we'd make it to 2017. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1346 I like slipping into something more comfortable after work. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1347 So, this mean we're out of Beano again? 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1348 Are you sure we want to eat that? 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1349 I'm sorry I called you a space cadet. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1350 I'll go set the lead plates out. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1351 Role-play tonight? I'll get the probes. 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
1352 He hasn't dismantled the EPA yet. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1353 Gosh, I miss the EPA. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1354 You may be taking the "tuna may contain traces of argon" warning a bit too seriously. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1355 You can’t keep living off the griddle like this. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1356 Your cooking it's already out of this world. 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
1357 You seem preoccupied. 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1358 Okay, I'm sorry. Next time I will buy organic produce. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1359 Your farts don't smell that good, either 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
1360 And you want me to eat it? 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1361 All right...I admit it...your cooking is out if this world! 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1362 Am I invading your personal space? 1.2329 0.03770 146 114 30 2
1363 I'm guessing this has something to do with my joke at the party about your cooking. 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
1364 I only suggested we have onions 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
1365 First anti-bacterial soap now this - I think you have a problem 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1366 Next time, I'd be happy to slice the onions. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1367 Will you be joining me for dinner? 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
1368 I'm getting a vibe here you'd rather eat out tonight. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1369 If you can't stand the heat, just get out of the kitchen. 1.2329 0.04563 146 121 16 9
1370 Trump roast? 1.2329 0.04563 146 121 16 9
1371 Our relationship does not exist in a vacuum. 1.2329 0.04563 146 121 16 9
1372 Remember when one glass was enough to decompress? 1.2329 0.04563 146 121 16 9
1373 Something tells me this is going to be out of this world. 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
1374 Honey, I told you I need space right now. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1375 Not too spicy. 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1376 What do you mean "alternate eating experience?" 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
1377 I think you are taking fusion cooking too literally. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1378 Extreme vetting a new recipe? 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1379 I know he's picking a fight with China and inciting anger in the Muslim world... but why didn't you buy me a suit too? 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
1380 Is this your way of saying you think this relationship has become toxic? 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1381 I think we should cancel our Amazon Prime membership. 1.2329 0.04666 146 122 14 10
1382 I know, but nobody's THAT sensitive to garlic. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1383 Going somewhere, later? 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1384 What do you mean you got the recipe from The Alternative Facts Cookbook? 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
1385 Not a fan of cilantro? 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1386 I think you'll find that once you get past the smell it tastes really good. 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
1387 I don't think the Doomsday Clock is literal. We still have time for a nice dinner. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1388 Actually, I would prefer it if you would change out of your work clothes before preparing dinner. 1.2329 0.04666 146 122 14 10
1389 OK Honey. We can take Liver and onions off the menu. 1.2329 0.03770 146 114 30 2
1390 Clearance sale at the EPA? 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
1391 Shall I assume it's my turn to take out the garbage? 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
1392 Hey, you're the one who asked for some space. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1393 Is our marriage really that toxic? 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1394 Your beauty regimen gets more and more complex every day 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
1395 "I think I'll pass on whatever it is you're cooking. 1.2329 0.04563 146 121 16 9
1396 Fine. Your gluten intolerance is a real thing. Now will you take that off before dinner? 1.2329 0.04563 146 121 16 9
1397 That in no way proves you're allergic to cooking. 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
1398 There's nothing like cooking with gas. 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
1399 You sure it was a soupçon of plutonium? 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1400 Aren’t you going a little overboard on this gluten-free thing? 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1401 It wasn't just her body language. There was something else. 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1402 Okay...next time we'll spring for the organic. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
1403 So, how's that "living in a vacuum" working out for you? 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
1404 Oh…I thought you said hazmat soup. 1.2313 0.04535 147 122 16 9
1405 Honey, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
1406 Gotta hand it to ya babe. You're the only person I know that can spend all day training for a manned flight into deep space, come home and cook me a burger. 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1407 Does cooking help you decompress? 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
1408 Oh for Pete sake the onions are not that strong Brenda! 1.2313 0.04636 147 123 14 10
1409 OK, I WON'T FART NEAR YOU EVER AGAIN! 1.2313 0.04736 147 124 12 11
1410 Honestly Dolores when you said you were choosing space over a tiny house I had no idea what you really meant. 1.2313 0.04535 147 122 16 9
1411 I only sneezed once. I think you're overreacting. 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
1412 Not the hazmat hash again. 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
1413 Rosalind, you've been acting so distant lately. 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
1414 That pinch of uranium really gives it some flavor. 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
1415 I understand that the FluMist has been deemed ineffective, but don't you think you're being a bit irrational? 1.2292 0.03781 144 113 29 2
1416 I feel like you're blocking me out. 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
1417 Sautéing genetically modified beans again? 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1418 Just curious. What the hell did you put in those eggs? 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
1419 I'm doubting your confidence in this new recipe. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
1420 Really? Airborne gluten? 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1421 What happened to that little blue dress? 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1422 Ok Amy, I understand. You need your space. 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
1423 I see you've dressed for bed as well. 1.2292 0.04593 144 120 15 9
1424 We're cancelling The New Yorker. 1.2292 0.04697 144 121 13 10
1425 First it was peanut butter. Then it was gluten. Now air? 1.2292 0.04800 144 122 11 11
1426 Whatever you're cooking smells great, but there's no atmosphere 1.2292 0.04486 144 119 17 8
1427 Don't you think you are taking this silent treatment thing a little bit far? 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1428 Honey, I think you're taking this job with NASA just a little too seriously. 1.2292 0.04593 144 120 15 9
1429 Some women find flatulence sexy. 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
1430 Maybe it's too spicy. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1431 What did the EPA say this time? 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
1432 I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
1433 I thought it was pasta puttanesca, not pasta plutonesca. 1.2292 0.04486 144 119 17 8
1434 And I suppose I should tell our guests to wipe their shoes on the hazmat? 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
1435 Is this menopause? 1.2292 0.04486 144 119 17 8
1436 Look, if you REALLY don't like them, we don't have to have them. 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
1437 I thought Canada was our only option. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1438 Durian again? 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
1439 I didn't think this what you meant when you said you needed some space 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1440 Is this what you meant by needing more space? 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1441 Tomorrow let's make it without the kale. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
1442 Why does this wine smell like almonds? 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1443 You know, you could just leave out the onion. 1.2292 0.04486 144 119 17 8
1444 I hope it tastes better than it smells 1.2292 0.04593 144 120 15 9
1445 You could just say you don't like broccoli. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1446 I thought the recipe said seal the food in a vacuum. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
1447 Are you making MoonPie again? 1.2292 0.04593 144 120 15 9
1448 So, tell me about this 'surprise treat' you're whipping up for the President. 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
1449 Why don't I tell Mom no perfume at dinner? 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
1450 You know, I'd be happy to cook the non-vegan food myself. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1451 I think you'll find alcohol is a better filter against fake news. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1452 I know I'm toxic, but what are you? 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1453 A little space always helps. 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
1454 So Alice, it's finally to the moon. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
1455 It's safe to assume another USDA regulation has been torpedoed? 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
1456 The EPA cuts haven't even taken effect yet. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1457 Ok ok. You can skip the garlic! 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
1458 Hey Hon, I'm sorry ..... when do you think you'll be able to breathe the same air as me again? 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1459 So you really think the vacuum cleaner/range hood will get you on Shark Tank, dear? 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1460 You can't escape politics, Karen. 1.2292 0.04486 144 119 17 8
1461 Honey for the last time...Frederick Douglass is dead. There is no zombie outbreak. 1.2292 0.04486 144 119 17 8
1462 OK. I'll replace the CO detector battery tomorrow. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
1463 I guess you feel we have a toxic relationship. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1464 Try not to overcook the meth, dear. I like my crystal crisp, not burnt. 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
1465 Honey, mine was just one vote. 1.2238 0.04485 143 119 16 8
1466 Honey, I think someone's trying to kill me. 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
1467 You've piqued my interest. 1.2238 0.03897 143 114 26 3
1468 Personally, I've always loved your mother's recipes. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1469 I'm drinking your wine... 1.2238 0.04699 143 121 12 10
1470 So, my English Leather is not a turn-on? 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1471 Honey, it's just gluten. 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
1472 You shouldn't take my calling you a space cadet so seriously. 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
1473 Wouldn't it be easier to get rid of the Teflon pans. 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
1474 Next time, just leave out the nuts. 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
1475 The NASA package recommends Valpolicella with the Bolognese. 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
1476 This recipe is to die for 1.2238 0.04485 143 119 16 8
1477 Sometimes I really don't understand what's going on in your head, Janice. It's like we're not even breathing the same air. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1478 Should chili have a half-life? 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1479 I take it tonight's dinner is out of this world. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1480 Are you sure about this new diet? 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1481 Aren't you taking this I hate cooking you liver issue a little too far? 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1482 Okay, I'm sorry. You're right, I never should have invited Kellyanne over for dinner. 1.2238 0.04485 143 119 16 8
1483 So you heard about this on Fox News? 1.2238 0.04699 143 121 12 10
1484 It makes you look thin. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1485 Do we serve red or white wine with lutefisk? 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
1486 I'll put on some music for atmosphere. 1.2238 0.04593 143 120 14 9
1487 Ron quickly realized that discussing politics with his wife had become more toxic. 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
1488 Meth and eggs - my favorite! 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1489 You're swallowing some before I'll touch it 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1490 Look, Donald Trump is our president whether you like it or not. Please take that off. 1.2238 0.04699 143 121 12 10
1491 Oh ... when you said 'yellow cake' I ... 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
1492 Is this anything like safe sex? 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1493 Sorry. Wine just makes me fart. 1.2238 0.04699 143 121 12 10
1494 Are you sure that's what he meant by detox diet? 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1495 You win. I'll take the dog back in the morning. 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
1496 You haven't even touched your wine. 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
1497 You're taking this vegan thing too far, but I'll cook the damn bacon. 1.2238 0.04485 143 119 16 8
1498 Did you get a new haircut or something? 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
1499 You might be taking gluten-free a bit too far. 1.2238 0.04593 143 120 14 9
1500 When are you going to forgive me for voting for President Trump? 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
1501 Who's president on your planet? I may want to join you. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1502 So now you're cooking with alternative facts? 1.2238 0.04485 143 119 16 8
1503 This seems more like a "not tonight or ever" romantic dinner to me. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1504 Well I am not gassy now! 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
1505 I'll take you to my leader AFTER dinner. 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
1506 Most people with peanut allergies would simply avoid them. 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
1507 Mother always made liver without all this. 1.2207 0.03849 145 116 26 3
1508 I guess you really do need more space. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1509 Come on. Liver and onions doesn't smell that bad. 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1510 I'm not going to eat that. 1.2199 0.04837 141 121 9 11
1511 You don't have to add habanero. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1512 You know, I'm starting to like that aftershave the kids got me for Christmas. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1513 I see you're wearing your "I need a break from current events" outfit again. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1514 After her defeat, you're still living in a bubble? 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1515 I think we better start eating organic. 1.2199 0.04623 141 119 13 9
1516 All right, I get it. I like my wings spicier than you do. 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1517 I saw it on America's Nuclear Test Kitchen. 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1518 Honey, I get the sense you have something simmering. 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1519 I appreciate it when you cook liver and onions for me. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1520 So when can I taste your 'one small stew for your man?' 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1521 Wouldn't it be easier to just stop using Teflon? 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1522 What false news story pushed your buttons today? 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1523 So you won't be having the wine? 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1524 Monsanto veggies again? 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1525 I hear Mars is the new Canada. 1.2199 0.04623 141 119 13 9
1526 Don't you think you're taking that vegan thing a little too seriously? It's just bacon! 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1527 Chilli's hot, huh? 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1528 Poison, again? 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1529 Can I help with anything? 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1530 Mars? Venus? I forget which one 1.2199 0.03642 141 111 29 1
1531 You can drop the theatrics. GMO ingredients can't be THAT dangerous. 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1532 Another one of your mother's recipes? 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1533 So, I guess this isn't going to be heart healthy? 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1534 How about some extra mustard gas and pepper spray on mine? 1.2199 0.04623 141 119 13 9
1535 Yep, just like Mama used to make. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1536 Somethings different. Did you change your hair style ? 1.2199 0.04623 141 119 13 9
1537 Maybe it's time we upgrade to nonradioactive pans. 1.2199 0.04623 141 119 13 9
1538 Dating sites should really have a question asking whether you're okay with Monsanto or not. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1539 Still not talking to me? 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1540 I can also go gluten-free if that would be easier for you. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1541 Trouble with the onions? 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1542 I think I'll eat out tonight. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1543 Let me guess, nasty woman goes nuclear? 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1544 Are we expecting your boss for dinner? 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1545 You never practiced kosher before, have you? 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1546 That's one small stir for women... 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1547 There are other ways to get away from kale. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1548 Stop being passive aggressive. I'm sorry I said your cooking stinks. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1549 Glad to see your taking a large step towards making me eggs. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1550 Looks spicy. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1551 You've never looked more beautiful. 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1552 We could ask them not to talk politics 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1553 I see my 'toxic personality' crack is still on the table. 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1554 OK ABSOLUTELY the last time I ask for liver and onions on my birthday. 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
1555 OK! I promise never to eat baked beans in the house again. 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1556 You know, you could just leave the onions out. 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1557 I thought we only had to move to Canada. 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1558 Worst Cooks in America called...you're in. 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
1559 I'm good, thanks--had a late lunch. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1560 You really don't have to go to all this trouble for my parents, you know. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1561 Come back to earth, Alice. 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1562 Might I suggest a vintage 1963 Tang pairing? 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1563 It's not me, it's you 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1564 Heavy on the garlic tonight? 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1565 No, I don't think gluten is airborne. 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1566 I am dreading the dishes. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1567 Honey-you seem to be a little on edge lately with his EPA pick 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1568 Honey, I'm seriously rethinking my decision not to join you in therapy. 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1569 He's bad, yes, but wouldn't Canada be closer? 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1570 Ok fine I'll get the mild onions next time. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1571 Honey, I don't feel much like dinner tonight. 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1572 I had beans for lunch. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1573 Is the range hood not working? 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1574 I bet this is going to be out of this world 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1575 Honey.....who did you say that you invited for dinner? 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
1576 I take it my "Kiss the Cook" apron was a bad idea. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1577 I've lost my appetite. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1578 The radiation levels are doing wonders for this Cabernet, Linda! 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1579 Where did you even find a recipe for skunk stir fry? 1.2199 0.04731 141 120 11 10
1580 So, how was your day at the Superfund site? 1.2199 0.04623 141 119 13 9
1581 The knitted pink hats are more specific. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1582 We could just move to Canada; we don't have to leave the planet. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1583 It's been two weeks . . . I don't think I'm still contagious. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1584 Honey, I have a confession to make: I don't like Brussels sprouts either. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1585 Thanks for making my breakfast right before you leave for Mars. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1586 OK, I'll buy organic next time. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1587 It's called HAZ=MAT surprise. 1.2199 0.04623 141 119 13 9
1588 Honey, maybe it's time to break down and ask my mother to show you. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1589 When I said our relationship was becoming toxic, I wasn't being literal. 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1590 There's nothing like liver and onions to set the mood. 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
1591 Oh boy! Habanera chili. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1592 I see the new hair dryer lets you multi task 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1593 Ok, Ok, I won't ask you to add cilantro the next time. 1.2158 0.03788 139 111 26 2
1594 Do you get out often? 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1595 Sometimes I feel there's a barrier between us. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1596 We don't all live in a Yellow Submarine. Some of us have to make personal adjustments. 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1597 You really hate onions. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1598 Yes darling; just like your mother makes it 1.2158 0.04763 139 119 10 10
1599 Oh, Hon, I'm so glad you like your birthday present! 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1600 I thought we weren't having sex til later. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1601 Honey, I think the recipe said saute until the flavors are melded... not welded. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1602 Plutonium doesn't work in everything honey. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1603 I get it. Your cooking is out of this world. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1604 So, fusion? 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1605 HAS OUR RELATIONSHIP BECOME THAT TOXIC? 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1606 When did they stop being eggs over easy? 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1607 Um... Should I have my suit on? 1.2158 0.03788 139 111 26 2
1608 OK, you've proven your point. You don't like onions. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1609 I promise to be less handsy next time you wear your "Kiss the cook" apron. 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1610 gluten is not airborne 1.2158 0.04653 139 118 12 9
1611 Sweetheart, it's very touching you would cook for me your late husbands favorite meal! 1.2158 0.04763 139 119 10 10
1612 If you didn't want to cook onions, you could have just said so. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1613 You don't really like Cilantro do you? 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1614 Maybe not so well done this time. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1615 Brad Pitt wears Obsession. 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1616 You say it's to die for? 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1617 Okay, I promise that the next time I go shopping I will only buy organic. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1618 I know we haven't been getting along, but it's nice of you to make dinner. 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1619 How’s the lutefisk coming along? 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1620 I'm pretty sure the ad said I was looking for someone with a solid background in gastronomy with a "G". 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1621 I miss Breaking Bad too, but you have to let go. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1622 Jackie Gleason was using a metaphor Alice, I'm making a sincere suggestion. 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1623 Broccoli again? 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1624 And I love when you cry out, "Affirmative!! Affirmative!!" 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1625 You do know, gluten isn't airborne. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1626 Let me guess - not cage free? 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1627 So you don't like my new cologne? 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1628 i get it, am from Venus and you are from Mars ! 1.2158 0.03648 139 110 28 1
1629 So, my turn to do the cat box? 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1630 But I kind of like it when you smell like bacon... 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1631 It's the body wash, right? 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
1632 One of us is in trouble. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1633 Honey, I don't think gluten is volatile. 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
1634 Honey! When I mentioned I needed "some space from you" I never imagined this. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1635 Was it something I said? 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1636 So I couldn't find organic eggs. So what? 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1637 I take it, it's not organic. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1638 I'll turn down the lights and set the atmosphere. 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1639 Supermarket brand doesn't mean toxic. 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1640 I've been having a hard time getting through to you recently. Can we just talk about it? 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1641 Habaneros? 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
1642 When you said you needed some space, you really meant it. 1.2158 0.03788 139 111 26 2
1643 I take it you're from Venus. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1644 Would you be terribly offended, Dear, if the kids and I ordered take-out tonight? 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1645 Kidneys or liver and onions? 1.2158 0.03648 139 110 28 1
1646 I did not mean 'out of this world' cooking literally. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1647 Allow me to point out that liver-and-Brussels sprouts night was your idea. 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
1648 Dear, cooking "sous vide," is for the food. 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1649 Eggs make me gassy, not toxic...but point taken. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1650 Well, if cooking odors shorten ones life, how come you bought only one suit? 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1651 Still skittish from that last Flambeau attempt? C'mon. Your eyebrows grew back. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1652 So will I be needing a suit to eat this ? 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1653 They were out of organic chicken? 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1654 I see that Billy's coach finally got him to bring home his gym clothes. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1655 You were joking when you said you'd kill me if I voted for him and he won the election. Right? 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1656 As a recovering germaphobe, I must say that I am impressed with your hygiene. 1.2158 0.03788 139 111 26 2
1657 Last time I order a mail order bride from another planet. 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1658 How much more space do you need? 1.2158 0.03788 139 111 26 2
1659 I think it might be too spicy. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1660 Are you still mad about the HPV? 1.2158 0.03648 139 110 28 1
1661 I'm making this just for you. 1.2158 0.04872 139 120 8 11
1662 When you said I love you to the moon and back, I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1663 I didn't know this is what you meant when you said you need your space. 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1664 I actually think we have some Tang in the cupboard left over from the 60's. 1.2158 0.04653 139 118 12 9
1665 I still think the recipe meant to read stir in 'spice,' not in space. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1666 I trust you'll be joining me for dinner... 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1667 This could give Iron Chef a run for its money 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1668 Can I lick the spoon? 1.2158 0.04653 139 118 12 9
1669 All right! All right! We'll go organic! 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1670 I didn't think the air between us had become that toxic. 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
1671 So you're an orthodox vegan. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1672 Was the store out of organic? 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1673 Sorry to pull you back from the Space Station on such short notice, but you know how I love your omelets. 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1674 I don't think a teflon scratch is THAT dangerous. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1675 Sorry they were out of organic eggs 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1676 so you don't want me to kiss the cook? 1.2158 0.03788 139 111 26 2
1677 I think you're over reacting to his EPA choice 1.2158 0.04653 139 118 12 9
1678 Little heavy on the garlic, don't ya think? 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1679 I'm pretty sure the label said it was gluten free. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1680 So,...what's for dinner? 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1681 It's only bacon. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1682 Marge, I could be way off base, but I get the feeling there's something you're not telling me. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1683 Is Walter White coming to dinner? 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
1684 I'll take mine dark side up. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1685 Do I detect some reluctance to discuss the divorce? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1686 What do you think of my new cologne? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1687 Just like mom used to make it. 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
1688 I think you're overreacting because I didn't get ORGANIC bell peppers. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1689 If you have to wear a hazmat suit to prepare it, do you really think we should eat it? 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1690 Would this be the correct time to ask about the make-up sex? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1691 Is this your idea of asking for space ? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1692 I take it you're counting on this recipe going viral? 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1693 I know you said you needed a little space, but this is ridiculous. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
1694 So what exactly is molecular gastronomy? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1695 I think they meant a different kind of yellow cake, hun... 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
1696 Run out of aprons? 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1697 It looks like your allergy medicine isn't working. 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1698 I see we're having liver and onions. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1699 So, you finally decided to Break Bad. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1700 Smelling the food won't make you fat! 1.2101 0.04651 138 118 11 9
1701 So they were out of organic kale at the co-op? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1702 I appreciate the fact that you're a vegan and making me dinner tonight. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1703 Is my goose cooked yet? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1704 My favorite, haggis with limburger. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1705 Is the non-stick worth it? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1706 I've no doubt you're going to win the chili contest this year. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1707 Well anyway,I guess we don't have to worry how this date will end 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1708 OK, fine, being a housekeeper IS real work. 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
1709 But does it keep you from crying when dicing onions? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1710 won't a smoke detector be easier ? 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1711 I don't care what you heard at the women's march. Being white, male and middle class is not a communicable disease. 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
1712 Figuratively speaking, your cooking is out of this world. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1713 Where did you say you're from? 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
1714 Discount fish again dear? 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1715 That looks like VERY deep sea bass. 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
1716 I don't think that frying up a couple of not organic eggs for me really requires all that protection. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1717 OK, I get it. Next time I'll buy organic. 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1718 Hello, future wife. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1719 Yeah, well, how do I know YOU'RE not the one with cooties? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1720 "I'm glad you're enjoying your "Joy of Limburger" cookbook. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1721 Does this have anything to do with you insisting I increase my life insurance? 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1722 So how is the new posting at the White House press room going? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1723 But I don't like green eggs and ham 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1724 What time did mother say she'd get here? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1725 I really am okay without the onions. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1726 I gather you noticed I haven't fixed the range hood yet. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1727 Hon, Everyone else has got past this whole "Zika Virus thing" 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1728 I'm glad to see you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.2101 0.03630 138 110 27 1
1729 So you heard the news, huh? 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1730 A pinch of dark matter, maybe? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1731 Unless you want my mother here every weekend, just keep adding garlic. 1.2101 0.04651 138 118 11 9
1732 You could've told me you didn't like to cook before we got married. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1733 I swear, they were out of the organics. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1734 It wasn't me. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1735 Another haz-mat special tonight dear? 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1736 I think you're taking the toxic effects of non-stick pans too seriously. 1.2101 0.03772 138 111 25 2
1737 Should we just get take-out? 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1738 Not Chernobyl cheese sandwiches again! 1.2101 0.04651 138 118 11 9
1739 Honey, you are out of this world tonight. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1740 I can't believe Monsanto's just giving those things away. 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1741 I love it when you make mother's tuna noodle supreme. 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1742 There's too much space between us. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
1743 You realize there are still two and a half minutes left on the doomsday clock, right? 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1744 I just have a couple food allergies. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1745 How about one small step for a nice Chablis? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1746 If you don't want to have sex with me anymore, why don't you just say so? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1747 I take it they're enforcing "dress like a woman" at NASA? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1748 OK, this is the last time I will ask you to use one of my mother's recipes. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1749 PTA night? 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
1750 You seem to be a bit aloof tonight. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1751 "I just don't think that's what the cookbook author meant by 'gear up for a great taste adventure' ". 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1752 Will this call for red or white? 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1753 Would you like me to take charge of cooking the liver next time? 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1754 Maybe we should just take all peanut dishes off the menu rotation. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
1755 Liver and onions again? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1756 Had the news on? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1757 Reading "Silent Spring" again? 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
1758 I'm eating out tonight. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1759 "Mmm, my favorite - stuffed mushroom clouds". 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1760 And now you want me to eat it 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1761 OK, I’ll try some breath mints. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1762 I'll bet you're glad that my birthday comes only once a year. 1.2101 0.04651 138 118 11 9
1763 The brussel sprouts aren't going to kill you. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1764 "On second thought, I think I'll just order out tonight". 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
1765 Mushroom cloud for dessert? 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1766 Can you hear me now? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1767 Cooking GMO tonight? 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1768 Another flambé? 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
1769 Of course I'm supportive of your applying to NASA. 1.2101 0.03772 138 111 25 2
1770 Your commitment to sobriety is admirable. 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
1771 It would be easier to not use eggs after their expiration date. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1772 Your interview for the cook's position at Three Mile Island middle school is when? 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1773 Silent Spring vegetables again? 1.2059 0.04563 136 116 12 8
1774 I'm sorry I forgot about role playing night. 1.2059 0.04563 136 116 12 8
1775 How do you do it? Your pancakes are out of this world.! 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
1776 I just wanted a hamburger; you're taking this vegan stand to the extreme. 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
1777 And I say, it doesn't make you look fat 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
1778 Most vegans aren't this extreme, dear. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1779 I am sorry you feel that I am suffocating you. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1780 I still think a little coriander won't kill you. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1781 Trust me, it's going to go great with this Pinot. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1782 Okay, so maybe a Limburger omelette wasn't such a good idea. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1783 Well, let the launch be a little late. You know I can't cook. 1.2059 0.04563 136 116 12 8
1784 Okay Marilyn, I get it. You want more space. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1785 Maybe you should start watching a different cooking show. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1786 Next time buy organic 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
1787 Don't you think moving to Canada would be much simpler? 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1788 So, I guess your ride to Mars never showed. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1789 Look, if you don't want to cook with onions, you don't have to cook with onions. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1790 So this says you want a wife support system? 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1791 So you're saying "Maybe later tonight" then? 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1792 I wish you would tell me when we are going Level 5! 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1793 Can I assume you don't want any more cooking advice from me? 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
1794 OK! I will take out the garbage. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1795 I feel like you would ignore me if you knew I was here. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1796 Personally, I would never have thought of frying Kimshi 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
1797 This recipe is gonna be a real blast. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1798 Maybe we could just skip the onions next time. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1799 Just a guess... you come from overprotective parents. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1800 ... and you're sure it's fine for me, right? 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1801 Maybe next time get the organic? 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1802 Do you really think you can stay in that for four years? 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
1803 Aren't you taking your dislike for cooking liver a little far. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1804 OK, I get it. The teflon cookware for your birthday was a bad idea. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1805 Okay, I get it--no more Trump steaks. 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
1806 According to the new administration's EPA, those fumes aren't really that harmful. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1807 So. Exactly what is the defining feature of this Tox-Mex? 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1808 No, they're not Porcini, they're Chernobyl. 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
1809 You look ready for a big flash in the pan. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1810 And I thought the vegan phase was bad 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1811 Is there something I don't know about, but should? 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1812 If you didn't want to cook, you could have just told me. 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
1813 Did my ex-wife call again? 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1814 Jackie Gleason was using a metaphor Alice, I'm being literal. 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
1815 Maybe my parents were right. She is a bit weird... 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1816 This new cologne I bought is the best. Nobody buys cologne better than me. 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
1817 I almost forgot, Wednesday is Toxican food night. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1818 I'm sorry, the new unit does make you look a little heavier. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1819 Look, if you'd rather not cook me chili, just say so. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1820 Gee, I like the smell of liver and onions. 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
1821 You're not drinking your wine. Is there something the matter? 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1822 Seasoning a cast iron skillet is intense these days! 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1823 So...you didn't get local organic? 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1824 Blackened, huh? 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
1825 You've gotten away from cooking the way your mother used to. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1826 You know they have an app for cooking onions 1.2059 0.04563 136 116 12 8
1827 Cooking up something special? 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1828 How was your first day at NASA? 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
1829 This date has no atmosphere. 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
1830 Sometimes I feel like you and I come from other planets. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
1831 Does this mean we're done with the vegan thing, Marge? 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
1832 Are you sure that's how you make Moon Pies? 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
1833 If I admit climate change is real, will you stop with this Rogue NASA nonsense? 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
1834 This wine's pretty good once it's had a chance to breathe. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1835 How can you hate the smell of bacon that much? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1836 I thought we were moving to Canada? 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1837 How do you plan to eat that? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1838 Are you sure the recipe said twenty cloves of garlic? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1839 Shall I put the Limburger away? 1.2015 0.03478 134 107 27 0
1840 If you want to be noticed by NASA, you have to get out more. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1841 I've always sensed our relationship was toxic. 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1842 I know you're a vegetarian, but that's a bit much for bacon. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1843 All this because the onions aren't organic? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1844 Are you taking this GMO thing too seriously? 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1845 Oh, for God's sake Martha! It's herring not hazmat! 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1846 Your mom's stroganoff? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1847 Another executive order? 1.2015 0.04711 134 116 9 9
1848 Honestly, good food, no atmosphere. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1849 Well... I don't know, what does the recipe say? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1850 There's a space between us. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
1851 Careful. 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1852 Honey. Why don't you just put new batteries in the smoke detector? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1853 It's 5-alarm chili night. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1854 Are you really not taking this off for the next 4-8 years? 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1855 Mmmmm. Liver and onions, my favorite. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1856 How do you season to taste? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1857 Wow, you really meant it when you said dinner would be out of this world... 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1858 Ok, I apologize, I shouldn't of said I needed a hazmat suit to eat last nights dinner. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1859 I see that you're taking eating clean pretty seriously. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1860 You could try putting your mascara on AFTER you cook the onions. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1861 It was YOUR idea to serve baked beans. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1862 Vent still broken? 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
1863 New suit? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1864 Okay, okay, I get it. Now that I'm the head of the EPA, I have to start taking air pollution more seriously. 1.2015 0.04591 134 115 11 8
1865 I'm almost sure my 'toxic personality' isn't airborne. 1.2015 0.04591 134 115 11 8
1866 So-I see you are preparing to go ballistic again. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1867 So uh, your not eating with me? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1868 I see you've embraced the Lab-to-Table craze. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1869 Earth to Maybel: I like mine over easy 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1870 Honey, it's been (number of days Trump in office) days, you can't sustain this. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1871 I know you're gluten free but I think it's OK to be in the same room as it. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1872 I didn't really mean to say your cooking was toxic. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1873 I'm guessing that those beans are genetically modified. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1874 Should i be concerned now that you are wearing that to bed? 1.2015 0.04591 134 115 11 8
1875 Perhaps I should call Judy, Elroy and Astro for dinner? 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1876 Sweetie, I promised you my republicanism is not contagious! 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1877 We gotta get rid of these Trump Steaks. 1.2015 0.04591 134 115 11 8
1878 I know the news is toxic, but it's not contagious. 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1879 Onions? 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1880 I promise I won't watch Fox News anymore. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1881 Honey, your cooking is to die for. 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1882 They make onion goggles, you know. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1883 Are you sure CDC lets you take work home with you? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1884 If I could change my vote, I would. 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1885 I TOLD you not to get Trump steaks. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1886 I'm not eating that... 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1887 If my breath was that bad, you could have just told me. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1888 You really have to stop bringing work home with you. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1889 And I suppose you're cooking your eggs moony side up? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1890 Let me guess....fresh catch from the Flint River? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1891 Look, just lie to you mother about her Easter casserole recipe. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1892 What if I said I'd floss at least once a week? 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
1893 I can turn on the hood 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
1894 I know food allergies are difficult. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
1895 There is still two and half minutes on the Doomsday Clock. 1.2015 0.04829 134 117 7 10
1896 your suit expired 6 months ago 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1897 You're saying tonight isn't date night? 1.2015 0.03636 134 108 25 1
1898 Geez, thanks tons for cooking one of mom's recipes for me. 1.2015 0.04591 134 115 11 8
1899 Just because the cook book called it 'out of this world'...? 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1900 Muffy, I know you said you needed your own space, but... 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1901 I wasn't saying we have to have liver and onions. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
1902 So how'd the interview at NASA go? 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
1903 I'm all for farm-to-table, but is mars-to-table really necessary? 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1904 Forget the flambe and drama. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1905 It's not a literal "nuclear option." 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1906 One small step for a woman, one giant leap for dinner. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1907 Look, I just need you to give me some space 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1908 Is kale really worth all that? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1909 Good God! Kale and sardines again... 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1910 Let me guess, your recipe is out of this world. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
1911 My sommelier app says this Merlot pairs well with most hazmat recipes. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1912 Yes, I have been a bit flatulent lately. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1913 I asked for it rare not radioactive 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1914 I wasn't clear what you meant by "bring your own atmosphere". 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1915 Hazmat Hash again, Hazel? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1916 Space-to-table tonight? 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
1917 It's only bacon. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1918 Honey, you should really stop listening to health advice on the internet. 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1919 For the next four years, I'm living in a vacuum. 1.2015 0.04711 134 116 9 9
1920 Jalapeno? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1921 And you wonder why I don't like brussel sprouts! 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1922 I think your cooking is out of this world dear. 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1923 After the way you acted when I told you I am a Republican, I am quite surprised you invited me over for dinner. 1.2015 0.04591 134 115 11 8
1924 Promise me you won't spoil supper by bringing up my affair, will you? 1.2015 0.04591 134 115 11 8
1925 Aren't you taking this anti-gluten thing a bit too far? 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1926 Trump's toxic for men too, you know. 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1927 Natural gas? We don't have natural gas ... oh. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1928 Very well. I promise to take a shower. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1929 That's one small step for mayonnaise... 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1930 I think we need some space 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1931 organic would be cheaper... 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1932 Practicing for the apocalypse again? 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1933 I didn't know your cooking could be so hazardous... 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1934 If you go to Mars then we'll be taking separate vacations this year, Margaret. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1935 Again with the killer stir-fry? 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1936 You know, gluten isn't toxic. 1.2015 0.04591 134 115 11 8
1937 I think you need another drink. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1938 Honey, what are you doing back so soon? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1939 You could just turn on the stove vent, you know. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
1940 Common Gwen, they said weeks ago I was no longer contagious 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1941 Charles never suspected that the dinner his wife was preparing could be poisonous 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1942 For your information, meat is not considered a hazmat. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1943 Trying the Neil Armstrong diet again? 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
1944 I Assume you want me to take some Beano 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1945 Brussels sprouts again? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1946 So.....how else did a year in space affect you? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1947 When were you planning on telling me about the poison gas leak? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1948 Honey, it looks like dinner will be out of this world. 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1949 What time do you have to head back to Venus? 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
1950 Hey Siri, can you cook my steak medium rare? 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1951 Geez, a little cilantro isn't going to kill you! 1.2015 0.03636 134 108 25 1
1952 I always wanted to see how a vampire cooks with garlic. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1953 Need more breathing room? 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1954 Is this another entrée from the "Chernobyl Cookbook?" 1.2000 0.03906 135 111 21 3
1955 Oh, The Martians called to say they might be a little late. 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1956 What do you say we forget the toxic stew and go out? 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1957 Why the cold shoulder? 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1958 If you didn't want to cook Mexican, all you had to do was say so. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1959 A little gluten isn't going to kill you. 1.1955 0.04460 133 114 12 7
1960 Ok ok, you can skip the onions next time. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
1961 I might be drunk ... but I'm not radioactive pork chops two nights in a row drunk. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1962 You shouldn't believe everything you read about Teflon coating. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1963 How's the chili? 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
1964 The division of labor in this household has become toxic 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
1965 Five-alarm chili again? 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1966 A hazmat omelet? Ah, the new EPA cookbook. 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1967 Aren't you overreacting to environmental deregulation? 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1968 Is this because I said we have a toxic relationship? 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
1969 Don't you dare turn your pack on me!" 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1970 Can I have the Tang before breakfast? 1.1955 0.04586 133 115 10 8
1971 You do know that you can always find another study with a different conclusion. 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1972 it's JUST liver & onions, ya'know 1.1955 0.04460 133 114 12 7
1973 You really need to stop watching those Chernobyl Cooking Shows. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1974 I don't think you'd be having such a problem if it was your mother's recipe. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1975 You're dressing like a woman? I don't get it. 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1976 Honey, you are not still mad at me, are you??? What exactly is this special surprise dinner you are cooking for me??? 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1977 Making the Chernobyl recipe ? 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1978 Helen, the fresh tuna was twice as much. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1979 I think this Barolo will do nicely with the liver and onions. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
1980 Life was better before your appointment as under secretary of the EPA! 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1981 Maybe I should have mentioned this earlier but I don't even like onions. 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1982 Oh, my What toxic mess are you serving up tonight? 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1983 Your taking this 'Men are from Mars' thing a little serious aren't you? 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1984 One of these days, Alice! 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1985 Honey, if you can hear me, I poured you a glass of wine the old fashioned way. 1.1955 0.03767 133 109 22 2
1986 Honey, I know you don't like liver and onions like I do, but this is over the top. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1987 Okay, I get it, I wanted fresh fish. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1988 Not liver and onions again! 1.1955 0.03613 133 108 24 1
1989 Is it hot in here or is it just me? 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1990 I think we should have tossed the "leftovers." 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1991 Yet, another try at Habanera Pepper hash? 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1992 What have you learned from your Breaking Bad binge? 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1993 Alright! I'll never ask you to make my mother's recipe if you take that damn thing off. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1994 OK OK - No more liver. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1995 A bottle of Stoli, Chernobyl Stroganoff, and thou. 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1996 Well, add a little Bean-o then. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1997 Same roles, new packaging. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1998 Bob...I swear to God this is the last I'm cooking you haggis. 1.1955 0.04460 133 114 12 7
1999 Don't worry, honey. He almost certainly won't be reelected. 1.1955 0.04586 133 115 10 8
2000 Maybe you should cut back on the garlic some. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
2001 There's being cautious and then there's being a crackpot. 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
2002 I don't want to know, just give me the alternate facts. 1.1955 0.04460 133 114 12 7
2003 Ectoplasm, again? 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
2004 I take it you didn't like my use of the phrase "barefoot and pregnant." 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
2005 Zelda, you say you're allergic to dairy, nuts, sulfites, and gluten, but I'm beginning to think you're allergic to me. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
2006 Back to non-organic GMO food? 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
2007 OK, OK, I promise not to fart in the kitchen anymore! 1.1955 0.04460 133 114 12 7
2008 Will you be joining me for dinner? 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
2009 I know you said you weren't going to cook bacon in the nude anymore, but... 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
2010 This'll be a nice break from all those freeze-dried meals. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
2011 Honey, all I said was to wash your hands. 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
2012 Is this the new blow dryer you ordered online? 1.1940 0.04554 134 116 10 8
2013 I didn't realize that making your own Sriracha was so involved. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
2014 So...you're not going to drink a glass of wine. 1.1940 0.04554 134 116 10 8
2015 Did you remember to remove the poison gland? 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
2016 So uh...takeout? 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2017 Don't you think you're taking 'Don't ever touch me again, you cad' a little too far? 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2018 Next time, let's stick with organics. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2019 It's only gluten. 1.1908 0.04612 131 114 9 8
2020 Mind if I have your wine too! 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2021 Does your therapist know about this? 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2022 Open the oven door, Hal! 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
2023 Just stay off Facebook! 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
2024 Okay, I'll scale back on the beans and broccoli. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2025 You made your point. Only grass fed from now on. 1.1908 0.03613 131 107 23 1
2026 Cute outfit. Ivanka label? 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2027 out of this world scrambled eggs? I'm intrigued 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2028 Are those the discount veggies from Chernobyl? 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2029 The maybe you just shouldn't make me three-bean chili. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2030 Well I might not be worth taking it off for, but this chardonnay certainly is. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2031 I only meant that dinner could sometimes be a little spicier 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2032 I hate that cutbacks to the CDC force you to work from home. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2033 Toxic waste again? 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
2034 Just give me a little space, Allen. 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2035 More Tang? 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2036 OK. You win. We'll get rid of the teflon. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2037 What exactly are you cooking, and should I be worried? 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2038 OK! OK! I'll stop the 'Old Spice.' 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2039 I know it's a wedding present, but there are other nonstick pans out there. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2040 If you would hurry up making my lunch, maybe you could still make your launch! 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2041 So maybe you'd prefer NOT having fish for dinner. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2042 Actually, you won't believe the day I'VE had. 1.1908 0.03613 131 107 23 1
2043 You good have just said, "not tonight " 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
2044 When it's my turn to cook, I change out of my work clothes. 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
2045 The moment when Fred realized his wife had watched too much Breaking Bad. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2046 I still don't smell anything 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2047 WANT TO EAT AT HOME TONIGHT OR GO OUT?? 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
2048 We really should be eating healthier. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2049 Trying the Fukushima omelette again? 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2050 The gauge still shows one part per million of glutin. I think you ought to change the filter. 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
2051 This precaution against having another child is a bit extreme. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2052 Are these fusion recipes worth it? 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2053 Honey, that's not how you make moon cakes 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2054 Gosh, it's only my family coming to visit! 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2055 Mmm, I see we're having fried liver tonight 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2056 So, I take it you went with the nuclear option, tonight. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2057 So then Bob says, "You're going to have to get HR to sign off on that." You should have seen the look Jessica shot him. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2058 You deal with the apocalypse your way, I'll do it my way. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2059 Does white or red go with toxins? 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2060 You know, sooner or later you have to confront our relationship. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2061 Next time you could try soaking the onions first. 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
2062 Should I give you some space when you're cooking? 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
2063 I'll just ask what's cooking, dear, and let it go at that. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2064 Are you sure about this new recipe? 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
2065 I'm sorry. I take it back. You don't breathe too loudly. 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2066 Kale again, Hon? 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2067 Let's make love. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2068 I love when you cook it the way Mother did! 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2069 Could I have my plutonium sunny side up? 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
2070 Following the high altitude cooking instructions? 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2071 OK. You've made your point. We can start buying organic and non-GMO. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2072 Is it me or the onions? 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2073 Remember, reduce heat after three half-lifes. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2074 Honey, they're just carbs. 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2075 Germanium? I thought the recipe called for a garnish of geranium. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2076 Carolina Reaper peppers again? 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2077 Don't you think its time to give up the Teflon pans? 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2078 Cooking dinner was her final frontier. 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
2079 Is there someone else? 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2080 Think calling it haz-mat hash might make it more palatable? 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2081 I get the message, dear. I'll change the hood filter. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2082 We could do take-out. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2083 That's not how you make yellowcake. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2084 It's a natural bodily function. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2085 Honey, I didn't literally mean you should live in your own bubble. 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
2086 Shall I pour your wine into your backpack? 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2087 Wow. Dinner's gonna be outta this world. 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2088 You know that doesn't make it gluten free, right? 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2089 No matter how many alternative facts you offer, it's not an apron and it still stinks. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2090 It's inspiring to be at the birth of the Lunar Farm to Table Movement 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2091 And I say that it's your fault for serving me baked beans and asparagus. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2092 With no FDA, I am not taking any chances. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2093 I love it when you innovate. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2094 Guess you won't hear OR smell my bullshit! 1.1908 0.04738 131 115 7 9
2095 Ovulating again? 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2096 This won't protect you from the news. 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2097 But honey, you knew I liked lutefisk when you married me. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2098 I felt closer to you when you were a climate change denier. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2099 You know I was just kidding about your toxic cooking. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2100 Are you sure that's health food? 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2101 Honey, do I take the oxygen out of this room? 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2102 So… it could kill you to cook a little? 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2103 Honey, not every "bio" thing is a hazard. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2104 So that's what you were talking about needing some space? 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2105 Hey honey do you smell something burning? 1.1908 0.04612 131 114 9 8
2106 You know, they've recently engineered a smokeless bacon. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2107 Is this another of your mother's cooking tips? 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2108 Now I see why our first date had to be at your house. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2109 Did you change your hair? 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
2110 Onions make me cry too... 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2111 All I said, dear, was, "Would it kill you to cook some liver with tofu?" 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2112 Have things really become that toxic? 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2113 A sprinkle of small pox really brightens the dish. 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2114 You have to open up to me at some point. 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2115 Fish again? 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2116 How about I order takeout? 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2117 Did you become left-handed while in Space? 1.1908 0.04612 131 114 9 8
2118 You know, lots of doctors are still skeptical of 'second-hand fat.' 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2119 Subtle. Next time I'm in the mood for fish, we can just go out. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2120 Honey, wives usually poison their husband's drinks; not their stir fry. 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
2121 Perhaps we could eat out tonight. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2122 I thought you liked cilantro. 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
2123 Is my non-vegan, gluten-rich, immigrant-harvested, GMO-containing dinner ready? 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
2124 It's probably just fake news. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2125 The relaxation in EPA regulations hasn't kicked in yet. 1.1860 0.04507 129 112 10 7
2126 Making your mother's cabbage rolls again? 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2127 We could get pizza delivered. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2128 Be careful not to burn yourself. 1.1860 0.04507 129 112 10 7
2129 Honey, it's bacon fat not Ebola. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2130 I'm starting to think our marriage has become a toxic environment. 1.1860 0.03440 129 105 24 0
2131 Wouldn't want that to go to nuclear waste. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2132 It's not like I ask you to fry fish all the time! 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2133 Are you sure the recipe calls for THAT much sriracha? 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2134 It's OK now -- I took my gas pill. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2135 Ok, ok. I turned the thermostat up. But you could've just put on a sweater. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2136 Liver and onions again? 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2137 He's not contagious, just an asshole! 1.1860 0.04507 129 112 10 7
2138 We don't breathe together anymore 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2139 Cheers to President Trump for telling us about all the nutrition in toxic waste! 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2140 If you're going to act like that, then stop cooking beans as a side every night 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2141 Honey, don't you think you might be carrying the potential consequences of the election just a bit far? 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2142 So you read those studies about Teflon? 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2143 That's not what I meant when I said the recipe is from a viral video! 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2144 So cod with Brussel sprouts, onions, and kimchi? 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2145 Do you think you might be taking your new OSHA safety inspector job a bit too seriously? 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2146 Honey, let me remind you that you didn't make the cut for the next group of astronauts. I think it's time to move on... 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2147 ...but if you read THIS month's study, they actually say eggs and red wine won't kill you. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2148 You know, some people take haggis tasting tours! 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2149 Liver again? 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2150 I think you're taking this clean food thing too far. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2151 Cooking up some GMOs? 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2152 You're reading those food magazines again, aren't you? 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2153 I realize you think aprons are tools of the patriarchy that symbolize contemporary male oppression, but so is a fire-proof safety apparatus with self-contained oxygen generator. 1.1860 0.04507 129 112 10 7
2154 I'm taking all precautions without the Affordable Care Act. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2155 Honey, relax, the President can't grab you here. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2156 Makin' dinner safe again? 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2157 I am pretty sure 'nuclear chicken' is just a metaphor. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2158 Mmmm, that smells out of this world! 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2159 Are you nuking those burgers? 1.1860 0.04507 129 112 10 7
2160 So just leave the onions OUT... 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2161 Must be a Trump steak... 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2162 You could just say you're tired of cooking. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2163 Honey, please get a second opinion from a different allergist. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2164 Remind to get the fan fixed. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2165 I'll take this to mean I'm eating alone tonight. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2166 You're wasting the romantic atmosphere. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2167 Don't you think this is taking 'gluten free' a little too far? 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2168 Well I hope it tastes better than it smells. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2169 I heard that you prepare food that is out of this world, but I didn't expect this! 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2170 OK, I get it. Bacon is evil. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2171 But have you lost weight? 1.1860 0.04507 129 112 10 7
2172 A glass of wine before dinner is the least of my health concerns. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2173 Kinky! 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2174 I swear Margaret, it wasn't me, it was the dog! 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2175 I fear you've taken the "Tang" recipe a tad too seriously, dear... 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2176 Sichuan? 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2177 Fewer onions on mine. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2178 Fine, I'll go gluten-free, too. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2179 No, it doesn't make you look fat. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2180 I'm sorry I burnt the toast, but aren't you over-reacting? 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2181 OK Amy, you win- I'll only fart outside. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2182 Are you being just a bit over dramatic about your GMO concerns? 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2183 Honey, I've been thinking about sex ever since I got home from work. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2184 Perhaps I should have a Beano with dinner tonight? 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2185 This distance between us—it feels like 20,000 leagues. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2186 But all the experts say that GMO foods are completely safe. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2187 I know onions make you cry but isn’t a hazmat suit a bit much? 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2188 Don't you believe the label that says it's gluten free? 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2189 Let me guess, are we having Lutefisk or Stinky Tofu? 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2190 Remember when we were oblivious to gluten? 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2191 Of course, you could try using fewer onions... 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2192 Trump steaks for dinner? 1.1860 0.04507 129 112 10 7
2193 I've decided my one night a week to have meat just isn't worth it. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2194 Alternative facts aren't communicable 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2195 Honey, I think "Trump Steaks" is just a brand name 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2196 I do love the way you fix those Brussels sprouts! 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2197 So, will we be getting astro-naughty after dinner? 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2198 All I said last night was it needed a little salt. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2199 I don't know about you, but, I'm ready to take our relationship to the next level. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2200 It's just one small step for Spam. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2201 I was not being sarcastic, your omelets are out of this world. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2202 You'd think NASA could finally pop for your rations. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2203 Whatever you are cooking sure smells great! 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2204 You know, my mother used to keep a piece of bread in her mouth and it seemed to work just fine. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2205 Yes, I'm wearing it to bed. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2206 Ok, I get it! I like garlic and you don't....a little melodramatic don't you think??!! 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2207 What planet are we eating from today honey? 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2208 I miss Julia Childs more each day. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2209 Ok, you've made your point, we'll go organic.... 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2210 Your mother's tuna casserole again? 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2211 No, really, it was the dog. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2212 I asked if you would like to join me in a Tanqueray, not a tank array. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2213 I know you need your space but this is ridiculous. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2214 Not at all. In fact, it's very slimming. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2215 Enough with the clean eating, Barb. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2216 Thanks for doing the garlic, dear 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2217 Maybe just leave out the garlic next time? 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2218 The therapist said "our relationship is toxic," and I think you're taking it too literal. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2219 I see youve been binge watching "Iron Chef" and "Breaking Bad" again. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2220 I really think that you vegans go a little overboard on the "toxicity of eating meat" thing. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2221 Using the Alternative Ingredients Cookbook ? 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2222 Easy on the strontium 90...it's been giving me heartburn lately. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2223 First the deodorant under my pillow, now this... I just sense you want to tell me something. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2224 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE ME EAT MORE OF THAT BEAN CASSEROLE. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2225 Really... my liver and onions are that bad? 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2226 I'm surprised you're cooking me dinner even after I forgot about Valentine's Day. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2227 If I had known you were vegan, I wouldn't have asked you to cook steaks. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2228 It's very toxic, but the taste is to die for. 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2229 For the last time, there's no such thing as 'alternative gas.' 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2230 Is cooking really that much like sex for you? 1.1797 0.04496 128 112 9 7
2231 Looks more Martian than vegan. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2232 Trump Steaks again? 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2233 Honey, your Mars mission isn't until tomorrow--relax. 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2234 I promise, honey, I showered after leaving the White House. Besides, he was in Russia. 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2235 At least the wine is organic. 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2236 Trust me. After two glasses of wine your cooking smells wonderful. 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2237 And you're sure this goes with white wine? 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
2238 Are we having that again? 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2239 Just because I support the Trumps, you think I'm literally 'toxic'? 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2240 How about I handle the cooking you do the cleaning. 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
2241 You win, Mary. I'll be happy with tofu. 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
2242 Make sure to you remember to tell HAL that Dave sends his regards. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2243 The chili you made last night was amazing. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2244 Aren't you taking this Vegan thing a little too far, Doris? 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2245 So they say Chernobyl mushrooms are the next truffles? 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2246 Next time, let's skip the onions. 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2247 Binge watching Breaking Bad, again honey? 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2248 OK, we don't have to have liver and onions. 1.1797 0.03407 128 105 23 0
2249 It's THAT genetically modified? 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2250 It's your mother's recipe, isn't it? 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2251 I know I said your cooking was dangerous, but in an exciting way. 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
2252 I'm so glad you're not letting your peanut allergy become a problem. 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2253 Honey, I've told you before: I'll be happy to take care of the onions. 1.1797 0.04496 128 112 9 7
2254 It said cover and simmer for five minutes. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2255 Just because your dad eats your mother's Chernobyl casserole doesn't mean I have to. 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2256 You know that your not supposed to cook kimchi don't you? 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2257 flambé again? 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2258 When I said "Your cooking is out of this world." I meant it as a compliment! 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2259 What's for dinner, Ripley? 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2260 What's cooking? 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2261 One small step for Jane, one giant leap for the Smith family. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2262 Hey, you're the one who said I need to eat more cruciferous vegetables. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2263 I see you switched to boxed wine. 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2264 Remember when bacon and eggs were bacon and eggs? 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2265 ''I literally didn't mean for you to nuke dinner tonight.' 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2266 If the President hadn't gutted federal environmental regulation, how would we have learned that toxic waste is so delicious? 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2267 I find your new attitude towards global warming to be incredibly sexy. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2268 Really? Blowfish again? 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2269 Is that the emergency cyanide? 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2270 I take it you're serious about leaving the planet. 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2271 You know, the recipe says you could've substituted pineapple chunks for the dioxin. 1.1797 0.04496 128 112 9 7
2272 I'll take mine with extra gamma rays and electrons. 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2273 If you bought organic, you wouldn't need the hazmat suit! 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2274 Cooking liver again, I see. 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
2275 First it was Jacques Cousteau, then it was John Glenn, can't just be us now? 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2276 Do you think it's going to be a long, long time before dinner's ready? 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2277 So why did your pour two glasses of wine? 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2278 It's hard to tell if you are mad at me or just can't hear me, and something tells me you designed it that way. 1.1797 0.03583 128 106 21 1
2279 Moonlightning? 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2280 Oh, no. We talk. You just don't listen. 1.1797 0.04496 128 112 9 7
2281 So we're having your hot chili for dinner? 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2282 New recipe? 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
2283 Well if you wouldn't make me eat broccoli twice a day... 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2284 Fry me to the moon ... I'll be here all week. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2285 Just because you're from Venus doesn't mean you have to move there. 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2286 Now we're Mars to table? 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2287 You're not actually allergic to gluten, honey. Relax. 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
2288 So how was Venus, Dear? 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2289 I know you're upset that Trump has halted climate change research, but... 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2290 What's your next wish? 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2291 The wine needs to breathe a bit. 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2292 When is this fucking acid going to wear off? 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
2293 I see you are already dressed for your meeting with the President. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2294 When I said explore the kitchen for a change this isn't what I meant 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2295 After 30 years of marriage, she finally indulged his "nuclear winter" fantasy 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2296 I poured you a glass of pinot. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2297 Can I help it if I like my food spicy? 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2298 She's so vegan she can't even smell the bacon. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2299 More garlic. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2300 When I said salmon, it was just a suggestion. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2301 So, what do you think of my new after shave? 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2302 Not what I meant when I said we really needed to spice things up. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2303 Subtle. But I'm still going to eat those sausages. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2304 Well then maybe you should stop cooking beans. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2305 I think you should stop reading those survivalist blogs. 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2306 Look, nobody hates it that he breathes the same air as you more than me. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2307 Angie loved to cook, but she needed Phil to understand--she was a modern woman. 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
2308 Can you hear the smoke detector with that thing on your head? 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2309 Our marriage has become a cartoon-like parody of itself with the caption having you say something like "I need more space." 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2310 I'd like mine solar-flare side up. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2311 Doesn't smell that good to me, either. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2312 I take it they were out of the non-GMO onions. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2313 Haggis, eat your heart out. 1.1746 0.04519 126 111 8 7
2314 We all wanted to support your decision to go vegan. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2315 Oh please. We will not defund NASA, too. 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2316 Maybe just a salad? 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2317 Is this our last meal? 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2318 You know, most accidents happen at home and they're called dinner. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2319 "I take it you're from Planet of the Crepes, Suzette. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2320 Honey, dear: he's only been in office two weeks. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2321 Honey, have you seen the rat poison that I keep in the garage? 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
2322 I think I have figured out why you are not drinking your wine. 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
2323 I love a good homemade organic meal. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2324 I just want a nuclear family. 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2325 Honey, should I just cook if the bacon is that scary? 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2326 Enjoying your new freedom from food regulations? 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2327 You know, out of the frying pan and into the fire is just an expression. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2328 Frankly, I don't think cooked cabbage smells that bad. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2329 No, I don't think lamb chops smell like feet, but thank you for making them all the same. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2330 I did not know that Williams-Sonoma sold habanero cooking suits. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2331 Aren't you taking this gluten obsession a bit far? 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2332 Despite how you feel, you are still the very air I breathe. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2333 If you would just learn to cook you wouldn't need the suit...and I wouldn't need the wine. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2334 Is this from your Jacques Cousteau Cookbook again? 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2335 So how's that "let's try GMOs" working out? 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2336 Shall I bring you the Geiger counter? 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2337 Blue Apron? 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2338 This new diet really suits you. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2339 You know I get gassy when I drink... 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2340 Well I know one company that hopes climate change is real. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2341 All right, I won't buy GMO foods anymore. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2342 So, I spent all morning getting estimates on new A/C unit and I think I finally figured out why toilet won't flush...how was your day? 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2343 After Flint, you just can't be too safe. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2344 I hate the smell of cabbage. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2345 Seriously... who has been giving you cooking lessons? 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2346 I am not aloof. I just need my own space." 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2347 You didn't have to take my "toxic waste" comment so personally. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2348 I was being sarcastic. 1.1746 0.03578 126 105 20 1
2349 No, I have always supported your dream of becoming an astronaut. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2350 I’m guessing that our relationship is on the back burner? 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2351 Kale again?!?! 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2352 What's the ETA? 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2353 The sarcasm notwithstanding, I’m looking forward to the fish and scrapple. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2354 I'll get the Rolaids. 1.1746 0.03578 126 105 20 1
2355 Look, just start over again and this time leave out the PCBs. 1.1746 0.04519 126 111 8 7
2356 You really are allergic to cooking. 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
2357 'Let me do that Kellyanne while you get out of those work clothes'. 1.1746 0.04519 126 111 8 7
2358 I really don't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2359 What's for dinner, Darth Mater? 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
2360 I love your omelets seasoned with fresh uranium. 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
2361 You made your point--I'll settle for the tofurkey....! 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2362 No wiggle room on cilantro? 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2363 The GMO steaks putting up a fight again? 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2364 You knew what you were in for when you married a cardiologist. 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2365 Since when does a flambe require a hazmat suit? 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2366 Not sure how to turn you on . . . ?! 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2367 Maybe you should try using less onions and spice next time. 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2368 It may by gluten free, but are you sure Plutonium is wholesome? 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2369 Are we having '20,000 Legumes Under the Peas'? 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2370 I'm guessing I don't have to lie that dinner smells good. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2371 Wow, Doris, do they really eat 'Hamburger Helper' on the International Space Station? 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2372 It appears to me you think our relationship has become too caustic. 1.1732 0.03724 127 107 18 2
2373 Do you ever feel like we live in a vacuum? 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2374 OK, I get it. I’ll shop organic for now on. 1.1732 0.04197 127 110 12 5
2375 After a day with the estate planning lawyer, Bob ventured in the kitchen to see what was for dinner. 1.1732 0.04485 127 112 8 7
2376 Now you're allergic to your own cooking? 1.1732 0.04343 127 111 10 6
2377 Not in the mood for a quickie? 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2378 Am I allowed conjugal visits ? 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2379 Whoever heard of an entire chastity suit? 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2380 Curry Night? 1.1732 0.03724 127 107 18 2
2381 Guess you are not taking Any chances with the no abortion law. 1.1732 0.04343 127 111 10 6
2382 I wish you wouldn't take the Senate's nuclear option so literally. 1.1732 0.04343 127 111 10 6
2383 Did you get your hair done? 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2384 Calories do not fly through the air! 1.1732 0.04197 127 110 12 5
2385 Aren't you overdoing the "I am not a housewife routine?" 1.1732 0.03552 127 106 20 1
2386 You might want to use a bit less Ghost Pepper. 1.1732 0.04197 127 110 12 5
2387 Still allergic to cooking? 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2388 Is procreation still allowed? 1.1732 0.04197 127 110 12 5
2389 I told my dad not to make you pull his finger this time. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2390 I really appreciate you came back for dinner. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2391 I'm pretty sure the label said irradiated meat. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2392 I'm just concerned over your decision to fashion the helmet out of a working food processor. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2393 You signed up to help Elon Musk colonize Mars? I guess asking for a divorce like a normal person was out of the question. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2394 I know you can’t help bringing the job home with you, I’m just suggesting that if you quit referring to us all as ‘Earthlings’ you might feel a little less isolated. 1.1694 0.04394 124 109 9 6
2395 Is it spicy? 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2396 (a) I can make my own quinoa and (b) your doctor has told you on numerous occasions that you aren't allergic to gluten. 1.1694 0.04394 124 109 9 6
2397 I really appreciate you making my brussel sprouts. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2398 Aren't you overreacting just a bit? Kale and quinoa are not that far out of culinary fashion. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2399 Okay, you win. No more gluten. 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
2400 Wait, you said you got this recipe off an episode of Dateline? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2401 But I thought you loved liver and onions. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2402 Sure, he'll let you back in from Mars now, but who knows in two years? 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2403 Leftovers tonight, I see. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2404 Space diet tonight? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2405 Between the glasses of wine and this protective device I was hoping I wouldn't be able to hear his inane ramblings anymore. 1.1694 0.04540 124 110 7 7
2406 How long until liftoff? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2407 Your words say you don't mind cooking the bacon, but your CDC suit says that you do. 1.1694 0.04394 124 109 9 6
2408 I hate when our dinner guest are gluten free. 1.1694 0.04394 124 109 9 6
2409 What now? Gluten free wasn't enough for you. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2410 If you didn't want to make saganaki you just should have said so. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2411 Hazmat and eggs this morning? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2412 My mother would just put a spoon on her nose 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2413 I think we need a little less space. 1.1694 0.04394 124 109 9 6
2414 Why not get rid of the Teflon pans? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2415 Isn't that a bit much for a product labeled GMO? 1.1694 0.04394 124 109 9 6
2416 It's a surprise. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2417 One small egg in the pan, one giant leap for my cholesterol. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2418 I still can't believe you're the head of The Department of Education. 1.1694 0.04394 124 109 9 6
2419 But, the FDA assured us it's safe. 1.1694 0.04394 124 109 9 6
2420 My stir fry is out of this world. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2421 We’re out of Purell. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2422 You know, I'm no longer HIV positive. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2423 All right. I get it. You really don't like broccoli. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2424 Are you hiding an inconvenient truth? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2425 Is this one of those recipes from the CDC cookbook. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2426 So, cod isn't your favorite? 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
2427 It's a 1997 cab Margaret..don't you dare ask for the straw! 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2428 Don't feel like you have to do gluten just for me. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2429 Hail the era of a weakened FDA 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2430 You should know it just doesn't smell right. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2431 Does NYFD know you're attempting creme brulee again? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2432 Aren’t you being a bit premature, Honey? Environmental deregulation won’t make it to our kitchen for another eleven months or so! 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2433 You knew before we married l liked liver and bacon curry,why the bid deal now all of a sudden ? 1.1694 0.03382 124 103 21 0
2434 I'm just saying, Julia Child would be appalled. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2435 I prefer Tuesday night S&M cuisine. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2436 When I said you're a space cadet I did not mean that I thought you were an astronaut 1.1694 0.04394 124 109 9 6
2437 Thank you for cooking the bacon. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2438 That was E.T. who just called. He said "Phone Home." 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
2439 Just eliminate the habaneros. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2440 There's no more romance in our marriage. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2441 Honey, if you really don't want to make that limburger cheese omelet for me, just say so! 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2442 You make me feel so vulnerable. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2443 I don't think that's how sous vide works. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2444 Don't worry honey, I'm sure I followed the Meth Lab Tutorial to the T 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2445 Mary's passive aggressive plea for "some space" was not getting through to Frederick. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2446 Your cooking technique is out of this world. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2447 Dear, I am ready for the fusion cuisine 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2448 There must be faster ways to kill me than to expose me to Teflon fumes. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2449 It will taste fine, dear. 1.1694 0.04394 124 109 9 6
2450 I think you're really taking this gluten allergy too far. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2451 Is this your way of saying you detest liver and onions? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2452 Not liver and onions again! 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2453 Maybe it's time to stop cooking with a no-stick pan. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2454 How much beer does that hold? 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2455 Have you tried putting the onions in the fridge before you slice them? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2456 I can't hear you through that helmet...I suck all the *what* out of the room? 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2457 Would you like some alcohol? It will calm your nerves and kill the germs. It works for me. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2458 Let me guess - haz mat stir fry? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2459 This long-distance thing isn’t working for me anymore. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2460 You know how people say, Nothing can come between us? They're wrong. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2461 Mother-in-law chili again? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2462 Clearly, you aren't as much of a garlic lover as I am. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2463 And you expect me to eat that? 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2464 Really? I ask for extra garlic and you put on the hazmat suit? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2465 Dear, I really appreciate you cooking liver and onions for me, but do you have to be so dramatic? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2466 I just love our gluten nights together 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2467 But the cilantro adds a special zing. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2468 That's serious gluten intolerance 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2469 Allergies bothering you again? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2470 Don't be ridiculous. I adore your five-alarm chili. 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
2471 GMO for dinner again? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2472 Alright, I'm sorry. Next time I'll get gluten-free. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2473 Most people just drink wine from a glass. 1.1694 0.04394 124 109 9 6
2474 Decent of you to scramble my eggs one last time before you run off with Elon Musk... 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2475 So what's this new dish you're making me? 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2476 ... but I got it on sale from the Trump Catalogue. It was in the "Ivanka's favorites" section... 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2477 Let me guess, "Blue Apron Skunk Burgers?" 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2478 OK you made your point. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2479 Rough day at the power plant? 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2480 Can you hear me now? 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2481 Still trying to one-up my mother with her own recipe I see ! 1.1694 0.04540 124 110 7 7
2482 You can just tell me if you don't like my new recipe 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2483 On our planet we tend to value the cooking skills of the female species. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2484 So when do you plan to return to Venus? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2485 So what I farted, get over yourself 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2486 You go too far. I had only a sniffle. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2487 OK, so you're a vegan and I'm not. You don't have to rub it in. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2488 Wouldn't it just be simpler to use cast iron? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2489 Another recipe from the NASA cookbook? 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2490 Are you sure they said it was safe for me not to have one? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2491 I had nearly forgotten that you're vegan. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2492 A little heavy on the bromine chloride, I think. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2493 So, I suck the oxygen out of the room, and you add sriracha sauce? 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2494 So you really have entered the World's Hottest Chili Cook-off. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2495 You get so dramatic when you cook cauliflower. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2496 I know you're worried about the water in Flint, but this is a little much. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2497 Next time I want fish for dinner, maybe we should just go out. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2498 Maybe you're taking this gluten alergy thing a little too far? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2499 Just don't use onions. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2500 You makin' somethin' out of this world? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2501 Your cooking is out of this world, Honey 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2502 Onions again? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2503 I get it. You're allergic to cooking. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2504 ooooo Honey, did you do something different to your hair? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2505 Well...it sure is nice to have you back! 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2506 I think your cooking is out of this world. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2507 Tanked up before dinner, again? 1.1694 0.04394 124 109 9 6
2508 I see you read Melanie's top ten ways to a successful marriage article. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2509 All I ask for was a little space 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2510 The wine label says nothing about notes of tree nuts, wheat, peanuts, soybeans or shellfish. 1.1694 0.04540 124 110 7 7
2511 Remember to tell my mother how much you enjoyed preparing her garlic-haggis casserole. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2512 What, you couldn't find your lead apron? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2513 So just because I don't like kale..... 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2514 I appreciate that you added jalapenos for me, but aren't you being a bit dramatic? 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2515 I don't think this qualifies as a legal separation. 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
2516 When you invited me for dinner I was hoping for more. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2517 This GMO Merlot will go perfect with it. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2518 Don't you think you're taking this whole gluten free thing a little too far? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2519 Everything has become so toxic. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2520 This gluten free thing has gotten out of hand 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2521 Martha Stewart always comes up with the strangest ideas I must say. 1.1694 0.04540 124 110 7 7
2522 Yeah, I'd never touch the food I serve my kids either. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2523 Recipes for chemical warfare may be on YouTube but that doesn’t make them right. 1.1694 0.03382 124 103 21 0
2524 How long until Lent ends? 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2525 Oh, threat levels must be a thing again. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2526 Will you have time to join us before you leave for the launch pad? 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
2527 Honey, is that another kitchen gadget from Amazon? 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
2528 Honey, I think we need to talk about our toxic relationship. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2529 Cooking onions again? 1.1680 0.04210 125 109 11 5
2530 The flu season requires extraordinary protection. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2531 Look, I'm sorry I didn't get the cage-free, antibiotic free, organic eggs!! 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2532 How's the habanero omelette coming along? 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
2533 I get the point. You hate to cook fish. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2534 Something smells good, but you wouldn't know it. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2535 Just because it's my mother's recipe doesn't mean it requires a haz-mat suit. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2536 I'm telling you the package said 'Gluten Free.' 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2537 I'm willing to eat out on fish night. 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
2538 I hope that you're not planning on wearing that in bed. 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
2539 Did I mention that I appreciate you making my Mom's sauerkraut recipe? 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
2540 I felt like I needed my own space. 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
2541 The onions again? 1.1680 0.03544 125 105 19 1
2542 All I'm saying is give toxic masculinity a chance. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2543 So after John eats that we can finally be together? 1.1680 0.04210 125 109 11 5
2544 I don't think that's how you make authentic mooncakes 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
2545 If you're that allergic to eggs, why cook them at all? 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2546 Trying out a new yellow cake recipe 1.1680 0.04506 125 111 7 7
2547 Look, I know you don't like it when I ask you to add anchovies. 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
2548 Whipping up a little something to go? 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
2549 Have you seceded from our union? 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
2550 Hon, the exhaust fan repairman promised that he would be here tomorrow. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
2551 Liver 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2552 I'm almost sure you didn't used to put plutonium in the eggs. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2553 I guess you remember my remark last time about the meat being a tad under-cooked. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2554 Should we order in tonight ? 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2555 Haz mat we go out to dinner instead? 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2556 Sorry, but it's only two more months till my radiation level is back to normal. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2557 Are you sure it wouldn't go better with red? 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2558 Honey, he's not invading our food 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
2559 How's that new sriracha recipe coming along? 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2560 You really have to get over your aversion to garlic. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2561 Honey, I need some space. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2562 So, tell me about your work day... 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2563 Wouldn't you be more comfortable in an apron? 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2564 I know you're gluten free, but this seems excessive. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2565 Good grief, I asked for a little Wasabi, not dioxin. 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2566 I'm trying to think of a song that would be the polar opposite of "Embraceable You". 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2567 Honey, your cooking is out of this world! 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2568 You know, we can have it without shell fish. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2569 This recipe is to die for 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2570 This is no way to deal with a constitutional crisis, Ellen. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2571 And they say women can’t have it all. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2572 It's not you, it's me. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2573 Jalapenos? Again? 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
2574 Would you like your Chardonnay delivered intravenously? 1.1639 0.04411 122 108 8 6
2575 This is the second wackiest diet you've tried. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2576 So we don't have any Gas-Ex pills left? 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2577 You landed right on time 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2578 Run out of Fitbits did they? 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2579 I get that you need your 'space', but this is ridiculous. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2580 Planning to leave the counrty? 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2581 The wine needs to breathe for a few minutes. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2582 Honey, let's get a new skillet. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2583 All I said was Trumps name. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2584 They are called space mushrooms for a reason! 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2585 So,...what's for dinner? 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2586 I wouldn't worry about nuclear fallout until next week. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2587 Honey, I said I wanted salmon for dinner, not salmonella. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2588 I know you said you needed some space, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2589 "Martha, find anything new at the neighborhood garage sale?' 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2590 It's not a giant leap to say we're growing apart. 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
2591 I think Canada would be easier. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2592 You used to find me suitable. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2593 Last time: I'm not eating kale. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2594 I know you've gone vegan, but it's just a turkey burger. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2595 In the mood tonight, huh babes? 1.1639 0.04411 122 108 8 6
2596 So you don't like my new cologne? 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2597 Honey, maybe if we did not eat beans every night I could eliminate my flatulence issues! 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2598 Maybe Gowanus Canal chicken is too local? 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2599 Look, you wanted flambe', and I've been burned before... 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2600 Did you hear we have a new head of the EPA? 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2601 Isn't Purell easier? 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2602 What the pho is that ? 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2603 The grocery store was out of organic vegetables again? 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2604 Really don't like the smell of that liver, do you? 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2605 Did you try a stronger exhaust hood? 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
2606 guess you found a workaround to not being able to stand the heat 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2607 I think your wearable technology is wearing you. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2608 Sorry about the fart joke. 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2609 I'm just saying, we should give him a chance. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2610 That dinner is going to be out of this world. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2611 And to drink, how about a nice "Chateau Tang, '65?" 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2612 You know I was kidding when I told them you were allergic to cooking. 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2613 Who you gonna call? Roast busters! 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2614 So, how is this more advanced than the Paleo Diet? 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2615 Yes, but they're fake nuclear codes. 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2616 I guess you're not cooking organic anymore? 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2617 You know, that does make your butt look big. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2618 What kind of peppers did you use? 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2619 You're taking this vegan thing a little far. 1.1639 0.04562 122 109 6 7
2620 I see we're having beans with dinner. 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2621 Whippin' up your 'Space Odyssey Omelets' again, hon?" 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2622 Honey, I said I'd like "le poisson" for din-din, darlin'. I didn't mean poison. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2623 You're taking "germophobe" to a whole new level 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2624 Food sticks and Tang, I presume? 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2625 Nut allergy acting up? 1.1639 0.03366 122 102 20 0
2626 You're going a little heavy on the sriracha sauce, aren't you, dear? 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2627 I'll pass on the first bite. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2628 'Haz-mat hash again? Maybe we should talk." 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2629 I blame Trump. 1.1639 0.04411 122 108 8 6
2630 You've been binge watching on the Syfy channel again haven't you? 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2631 I'm glad we've moved past my affair with that lifeguard. Wow, that smells a lot like chlorine. 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2632 All I need is the air that I breathe, and to love you. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2633 Ok, no more beans. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2634 I don't think you and I were at the same sous-vide cooking lesson! 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2635 No, I wasn't aware that grease splatter can be fatal. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2636 Hellooooo . . . Mrs. Jetson. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2637 Hey, hazmat girl, why am I subjected the toxic liver-and-onion fumes? 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2638 So that's it? You're just going to shut me out? 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2639 You were nominated to head the EPA? 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2640 What time is dinner's Arrival? 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2641 I didn't know this kitchen was a superfund. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2642 Thanks for reheating my fish, honey. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2643 Will you stop it. My hangover farts aren't THAT bad 1.1626 0.04377 123 109 8 6
2644 I think we can trace your paranoia back to the Bowling Green Massacre. 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
2645 Taking this Gluten allergy thing a little far, aren't you? 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2646 You really do think this debate about the new President is creating a toxic political environment. 1.1626 0.04222 123 108 10 5
2647 I use a deodorant. 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
2648 Hey Alexa, when are my scrambled eggs going to be ready? 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2649 Come on honey, relax.. let's get you out of that suit 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
2650 You know, if you didn't incinerate dinner every night, you wouldn't need the suit. 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
2651 You're wasting your time -- I think the Martian explorers will only be able to eat MREs. 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2652 Did you enjoy the "Breaking Bad" marathon? 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2653 She was having trouble leaving the toxic relationship. 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
2654 The new pantsuit in post-inauguration America is so versatile, women can now get dinner on the table while bracing for nuclear war. 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2655 Honey, the Jetsons was forty years ago! 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
2656 What does your therapist say these dreams are supposed to mean?. 1.1626 0.04377 123 109 8 6
2657 I know the smell of cooking onions makes you cry. But you're overreacting. 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2658 Beans? 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
2659 You've taken this alien thing quite personally, haven't you? 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2660 So how scary was it when you realized that there's .01% of germs that you can't kill? 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
2661 This wine isn't the right pairing with fried liver. 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
2662 Is this the result of an Executive Order? 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
2663 Just eat your dinner and don't ask questions. 1.1613 0.04190 124 109 10 5
2664 Where's the wine tube. 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
2665 So, this is what NASA does now that it's got its funding cut, huh? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2666 Can I assume the cilantro rice is just for me? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2667 Let me guess, it's an alternative apron? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2668 OK, so you spoke up to the President, and he fired you, but his friendship with Putin doesn't mean, necessarily, that he has access to polonium-210. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2669 Okay, I get it, you don't appreciate my helpful hints. 1.1570 0.03321 121 102 19 0
2670 Dinner smells good tonight honey. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2671 Why did you cancel our appointment with the marriage counselor? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2672 So, you're taking the EPA Cheif appointment very seriously. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2673 I agree these are the last days. I just don't think the suit will save you. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2674 Run your definition of a self-contained marriage by me again. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2675 I hope you have the right gear to eat it... 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2676 Are we having Martian themed sex after our Martian themed dinner ? 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
2677 How are the ebolatkes coming along? 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2678 I guess you figured out whether you're going to retain your health care coverage? 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2679 Gosh, I didn't realize the recipe I suggested wasn't vegan. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2680 ... and you're sure you don't have an eating disorder 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2681 I am sure it will taste RAD! 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2682 I didn't mean just because Mom made it for my birthday you should, too. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2683 I don't think I can make my masculinity any less toxic. 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2684 I'll set the table 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2685 Your whiny brother still says I suck all the air out of a room. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2686 I noticed your dating profile said that your soufflé was to die for. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2687 So you can have your yellowcake and it eat it, too? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2688 Honey, it was just the wine talking when I said that about your cooking... 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2689 No, you never mentioned dating the bubble boy. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2690 A spacewoman's work is never done. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2691 Wasn't that song "FLY me to the Moon"? 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
2692 So, how long before they have the locally sourced back in stock? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2693 You can't smell crony capitalism, Maxine. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2694 Open the pea pods please, Hal. 1.1570 0.04393 121 108 7 6
2695 You sure it's called molecular astronomy? 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2696 You really think our relationship fosters a poisonous atmosphere? 1.1570 0.04393 121 108 7 6
2697 Any chance the USDA gag order will be lifted in time for dinner? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2698 Wouldn't it just be easier to buy organic non-GMO? 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2699 You know, not all soy is genetically modified. 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2700 Experimenting again culinarily, are we? 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2701 Asbestos omelettes again? 1.1570 0.04393 121 108 7 6
2702 Honey, this is not what I had in mind when you said our date night was going to be out of this world. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2703 Fine, I'll buy organic eggs next time. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2704 I didn't ask to eat more beans. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2705 Toxic waste should always be broiled, not fried... 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2706 toxic but edible, interesting mix... 1.1570 0.04547 121 109 5 7
2707 Well, it will all make sense in a minute. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2708 I can be an astronaut, I can be a Ghostbuster, but somehow I am still the one cooking YOU dinner when I get home from work... 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2709 You should probably stop watching "What's Really in Your Kitchen?" before going to bed. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2710 Wearing this to your interview to work in the White House kitchen might be seen as hostile, don't you think? 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2711 Expecting another boiling green massacre? 1.1570 0.04393 121 108 7 6
2712 Honey, Lord Trump said the radiation would be harmless 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2713 Perhaps I wasn't clear when suggesting we add more spice to our marriage. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2714 Wow... You're really out of this world! 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2715 Honestly, it said 'gluten-free' on the carton… 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2716 What exactly do you mean by "off-gassing"? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2717 I feel like fancy range hood technology may have crossed a line. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2718 I suppose the Spaceman diet is a natural evolution from the Paleo one we tried. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2719 Honey, if we really were in space, your fried eggs would be floating in the air. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2720 You didn't have to descend from orbit. I told you I'd start dinner. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2721 Don't be so dramatic. I'm sure he'll be impeached. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2722 Just because I asked for liver and onions doesn't mean you have to be so dramatic! Just because I asked for liver and onions doesn't mean you have to be so dramatic! dramatic 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2723 Should we pair it with Milk of Magnesia? 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2724 "Aliens 5": In Space, no one can hear you cook. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2725 Talk to me. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2726 Well it looks delicious, but maybe we SHOULD think about going organic... 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2727 The hazmat omelet again? 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2728 Cooking with durian fruit again I see... 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2729 So next time, maybe no Gorgonzola. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2730 Fire extinguisher on the fritz again? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2731 Honey, I think GMO's are only dangerous if eaten. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2732 Is it just the vodka or is there no oxygen in here? 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2733 I said they were gastronomes, not astronomes 1.1570 0.03321 121 102 19 0
2734 Could we practice survival techniques another time? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2735 Is there no gadget you won't buy? 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2736 Sorry, I spaced out – could you repeat that? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2737 Durian again? 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2738 So nice of you to cook for me, dear. Are you sure you're not having any? 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2739 A wall might keep the germs out, but who would pay for it ? 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
2740 I take it the onion allergy cure was less than hoped for. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2741 Do you cook for all your Match.com dates? 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2742 I can take a hint; you need your own space! 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2743 Honey, food is supposed to be clean, not sterile! 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2744 My God Ellen, I thought it was free range. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2745 Concocting something life-altering Honey? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2746 I appreciate your willingness to cook with cream of mushroom soup. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2747 So how was the weather on Venus this morning? 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2748 So you aren't joining me for dinner? 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2749 Now you're just stirring the pot. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2750 Complying with the Executive Order on extreme cooking? 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2751 I really wish you wouldn't take your work home with you. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2752 You sure you don't want that glass of wine for launch? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2753 Sorry about my G.I. problem honey. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2754 Is that one small step for mankind or a wok? 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2755 If you must know, it's an alt-apron. 1.1552 0.04347 116 103 8 5
2756 I see you're making the pate de skunk gras again, my love. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2757 I'm sensing a bit of oven vent frustration on your part. 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
2758 I thought you meant the other trial separation. 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
2759 I think I need something stronger than wine to protect me from this one. 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
2760 What was in that Blue Apron knick knacks bag? 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
2761 How about we go out for dinner tonight? 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
2762 Cooking kippers? 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
2763 It isn't cooking asparagus that smells bad. 1.1513 0.04243 119 106 8 5
2764 No, I don't think it's a good way to greet my new boss at the EPA. 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
2765 Nice to see the onion-proof suit get some use. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2766 Janice liked to spend her spare time in the last alternative-fact-free square foot in America.