Contest #556 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	-
Voting started	2017-02-06
Voting ended	-
Finalists announced	-
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	2017-02-19 (estimated)
Number of captions	5054
Number of responses	713533
Number of participants	18041

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	I think I like the French maid outfit better.	1.8969	0.01386	3209	1171	1198	840
1	Making fission chips?	1.8908	0.01696	2619	1145	615	859
2	So...how did your first husband die?	1.7653	0.02245	1163	509	418	236
3	So, not tonight?	1.7449	0.02420	1027	473	343	211
4	Making fission chips again, I see.	1.7405	0.02635	1002	512	238	252
5	Your first husband died how?	1.7313	0.02605	949	467	270	212
6	Next time I'll bring the protection.	1.7092	0.02948	839	463	157	219
7	Remember when you used to meet me at the door in Saran Wrap?	1.7090	0.02712	835	413	252	170
8	For heaven's sake, it's just gluten.	1.7082	0.03232	610	309	170	131
9	Like you've never farted.	1.7081	0.02879	836	447	186	203
10	No, in fact it makes you look weightless.	1.6980	0.02777	788	394	238	156
11	Honey, I've told you a thousand times: the mother ship is not coming back to get you.	1.6865	0.03332	689	405	95	189
12	Looks like a recipe for disaster.	1.6856	0.02873	738	377	216	145
13	Will you come out if I turn off the news?	1.6823	0.03067	683	362	176	145
14	Whipping up something special for my mother?	1.6806	0.02983	720	382	186	152
15	Houston, we have an omelette.	1.6801	0.02826	719	358	233	128
16	I misunderstood the "well-suited as homemaker", profile.	1.6748	0.03055	701	380	169	152
17	In fairness, I only suck some of the air out of the room.	1.6626	0.02961	658	338	204	116
18	Honey, I'm having an affair.	1.6568	0.03232	641	362	137	142
19	Fear of frying?	1.6494	0.03067	616	324	184	108
20	Okay, I get it. You need some space.	1.6482	0.03041	614	320	190	104
21	Are you sure it calls for mustard gas?	1.6446	0.03193	605	332	156	117
22	What happened to the French maid outfit?	1.6440	0.02976	604	307	205	92
23	Houston, we have an omelette.	1.6390	0.03138	590	316	171	103
24	I’m just whipping up a little something for your mother.	1.6364	0.03446	583	346	103	134
25	Dinner will be ready in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6............	1.6322	0.03120	571	302	177	92
26	I still think you should have just gotten a flu shot.	1.6292	0.03011	561	285	199	77
27	One of your Mothers recipes?	1.6270	0.03285	555	308	146	101
28	I specialized in eggs at the NASA Culinary Institute.	1.6204	0.03414	540	311	123	106
29	Are you sure the recipe said mustard gas?	1.6170	0.03395	530	302	129	99
30	I liked it better when you said you have a headache.	1.6028	0.03295	501	275	150	76
31	Gastronaut?	1.6024	0.03407	498	282	132	84
32	Looks like a recipe for disaster.	1.5988	0.03374	491	275	138	78
33	What's for launch?	1.5988	0.03460	491	282	124	85
34	None for me, thanks.	1.5975	0.03434	487	277	129	81
35	A simple "not tonight, dear" would have sufficed...	1.5967	0.03302	486	266	150	70
36	Are you sure it calls for mustard gas?	1.5959	0.03471	485	279	123	83
37	Martha, Congress isnt repealing the Clean Air Act until next week.	1.5946	0.03445	481	274	128	79
38	Eggs quarantine? My favorite.	1.5929	0.03482	479	276	122	81
39	Shall I set the periodic table?	1.5925	0.03545	481	283	111	87
40	When I said let's leave after the inauguration, I was thinking more like Canada.	1.5924	0.03436	476	270	130	76
41	Fine. I take it back. Cooking dinner is rocket science.	1.5853	0.03352	463	256	143	64
42	I assume this is my last supper?	1.5811	0.03614	456	271	105	80
43	Dammit, Karen—just get the flu shot!	1.5772	0.03080	447	229	178	40
44	When you said you didn't want to breathe the same air as me, I thought you were moving out.	1.5718	0.03602	439	259	109	71
45	You'd tell me if you weren't happy, right?	1.5705	0.03464	440	251	127	62
46	So, this is your plan for the next four years?	1.5704	0.03598	433	254	111	68
47	Running out to the store was a lot easier when we still had an EPA.	1.5691	0.03606	434	256	109	69
48	It's like we're not even on the same planet.	1.5661	0.03567	431	252	114	65
49	So, exactly what goes into a Three Mile Island omelet?	1.5657	0.03600	426	250	111	65
50	Exactly what did you mean when you said 'bring protection'?	1.5613	0.03537	424	246	118	60
51	We had meth on Tuesday.	1.5598	0.03479	418	238	126	54
52	Is that a recipe for disaster?	1.5598	0.03640	418	248	106	64
53	Has there been a case where someone caught the bird flu cooking eggs?	1.5592	0.04949	245	151	51	43
54	Preparing a satellite dish?	1.5580	0.03669	414	247	103	64
55	I suppose you want your space?	1.5561	0.03582	410	239	114	57
56	You know that "Nuke for five minutes" means to microwave, right?	1.5558	0.03586	412	241	113	58
57	Is it true I suck all the oxygen out of the room?	1.5528	0.03570	407	237	115	55
58	I might skip dinner.	1.5520	0.03556	404	234	117	53
59	I was thinking more along the lines of French maid.	1.5484	0.03368	403	224	137	42
60	Another of your mother's recipes tonight?	1.5466	0.03588	397	232	113	52
61	You seem distant.	1.5457	0.03749	394	239	95	60
62	So the cat can stay?	1.5377	0.03907	385	243	77	65
63	You look hot in that outfit.	1.5310	0.03744	371	224	97	50
64	I am just saying that cooking together was more romantic before you started reading the labels.	1.5308	0.03805	373	229	90	54
65	So, hey, I've been meaning to ask you a little more about your late husband. . .	1.5297	0.03633	370	218	108	44
66	Did you remember to wash your hands?	1.5285	0.04025	369	238	67	64
67	You made your point. You can leave out the garlic.	1.5273	0.03783	366	223	93	50
68	You were serious when you said "I don't even want to breathe the same air as you"	1.5235	0.03660	361	214	105	42
69	Sometimes it just feels like we're living on different planets.	1.5210	0.03796	357	218	92	47
70	You should have just gotten a flu shot	1.5183	0.03392	355	199	128	28
71	What are you making, eggs quarantine?	1.5157	0.03824	351	216	89	46
72	You seem a little distant.	1.5157	0.03760	351	213	95	43
73	Sometimes it's like we're from different planets.	1.5059	0.03941	340	215	78	47
74	I see you are using your mother's recipe.	1.5030	0.03972	334	212	76	46
75	Something looks different. Did you get a haircut?	1.5030	0.03840	336	208	87	41
76	I miss the EPA too	1.5000	0.03940	330	208	79	43
77	You seem distant lately.	1.4985	0.03829	329	203	88	38
78	You seem a little distant.	1.4985	0.03925	329	207	80	42
79	Martha, you cannot catch the bird flu from frying eggs.	1.4923	0.03379	323	183	121	19
80	I see you've found a recipe for disaster.	1.4922	0.03999	321	205	74	42
81	I feel like you're not telling me something.	1.4875	0.03807	320	198	88	34
82	Cooking is not rocket science.	1.4874	0.03825	318	197	87	34
83	I can't help but notice that the atmosphere between us has changed.	1.4874	0.04051	318	206	69	43
84	So, what's the half-life on dinner?	1.4873	0.03971	316	201	76	39
85	I know you're under a lot of pressure.	1.4873	0.03971	316	201	76	39
86	Will you at least let me try to explain why I voted for him.	1.4873	0.03996	316	202	74	40
87	What would you say to some tang before dinner?	1.4841	0.04237	314	211	54	49
88	You could've just gotten a flu shot.	1.4841	0.03615	314	187	102	25
89	I guess you're not in the mood.	1.4841	0.03912	314	198	80	36
90	Okay, you've made your point. I changed the cat litter.	1.4840	0.04060	312	202	69	41
91	Do you mind telling me where you found this recipe?	1.4840	0.03770	312	191	91	30
92	I love what you've done with your air.	1.4808	0.04008	312	201	72	39
93	You need space. I get it.	1.4805	0.04073	308	200	68	40
94	Then quit serving beans.	1.4805	0.04150	308	203	62	43
95	I'm sorry, Barbara. I like it! It just took me by surprise. I was thinking cheerleader, or a French maid.	1.4788	0.03869	307	192	83	32
96	I get it. You need space.	1.4737	0.03951	304	194	76	34
97	How's that media deprivation suit working out?	1.4735	0.04080	302	197	67	38
98	A simple 'I have a headache' would suffice.	1.4735	0.03592	302	180	101	21
99	Really, Dear...just because I caught it in the East River...	1.4733	0.03933	300	190	78	32
100	It's a cold sore, Karen!	1.4733	0.03905	300	189	80	31
101	So you say I suck all the oxygen out of the room?	1.4733	0.03962	300	191	76	33
102	'I have a headache’ would've sufficed.	1.4733	0.04018	300	193	72	35
103	Launch time?	1.4696	0.03913	296	187	79	30
104	My mother used to wear an apron.	1.4696	0.04029	296	191	71	34
105	Should I be worried?	1.4678	0.04067	295	192	68	35
106	Were they out of the Sexy French Maid costumes?	1.4678	0.03863	295	185	82	28
107	I love what you've done with your air.	1.4678	0.04179	295	196	60	39
108	I call it HazMac n' Cheese.	1.4660	0.04019	294	190	71	33
109	Is it just me or has our relationship turned toxic?	1.4658	0.04154	292	193	62	37
110	Well actually, one CAN be too careful.	1.4621	0.04059	290	189	68	33
111	I thought toxic relationship was a metaphor	1.4621	0.03940	290	185	76	29
112	It's not rocket science.	1.4621	0.04117	290	191	64	35
113	Is it launch time?	1.4618	0.04168	288	191	61	36
114	Honey, you put the "astronomy" in "gastronomy."	1.4599	0.04207	287	192	58	37
115	Suit yourself	1.4577	0.04029	284	184	70	30
116	Your mother's recipe?	1.4577	0.04181	284	189	60	35
117	How long was it in the fridge?	1.4577	0.03872	284	179	80	25
118	Be honest, do we need to clear the air about something?	1.4558	0.03783	283	176	85	22
119	Let me guess... you need more space?	1.4558	0.04191	283	189	59	35
120	We're both eating this meal, right?	1.4536	0.04006	280	181	71	28
121	I'll cook. You change out of your work clothes.	1.4516	0.03919	279	178	76	25
122	Practicing for life without the EPA?	1.4516	0.04173	279	186	60	33
123	My mother never complained when she made it.	1.4516	0.04142	279	185	62	32
124	I'm leaving you.	1.4516	0.04642	279	202	28	49
125	That’s not how my mom makes it.	1.4493	0.04450	276	193	42	41
126	You misunderstood. I said "a bowl of soup," not "Ebola soup."	1.4477	0.04377	277	192	46	39
127	"You look hot".	1.4473	0.04024	275	179	69	27
128	I can't help but feel you're shutting me out, Susan.	1.4473	0.03889	275	175	77	23
129	Is that a new outfit?	1.4473	0.03957	275	177	73	25
130	That's one small crepe for a man.	1.4473	0.04185	275	184	59	32
131	I feel like you need space.	1.4473	0.03821	275	173	81	21
132	What do you know that I don't know?	1.4473	0.04089	275	181	65	29
133	Something tells me you're not ready to clear the air.	1.4473	0.04089	275	181	65	29
134	It didn't occur to you to buy two?	1.4453	0.04099	274	181	64	29
135	What if the Mars Colony doesn't want a Martha Stewart-type?	1.4453	0.04066	274	180	66	28
136	Maybe you could just divorce me?	1.4453	0.04259	274	186	54	34
137	You've been distant lately.	1.4453	0.04131	274	182	62	30
138	Lately it seems like we're not even on the same planet, Marge.	1.4453	0.04033	274	179	68	27
139	How is my mom's birthday dinner coming along?	1.4453	0.04290	274	187	52	35
140	How about slipping into something more comfortable?	1.4449	0.04121	272	180	63	29
141	How's week one of your media blackout going?	1.4449	0.04121	272	180	63	29
142	Is my mom coming over?	1.4449	0.04054	272	178	67	27
143	Ricin beans again?	1.4449	0.04438	272	190	43	39
144	I love "hazmat surprise" night.	1.4428	0.04325	271	186	50	35
145	I may have overstated my fondness for spicy food, Doris.	1.4428	0.03996	271	176	70	25
146	'Recipe for disaster' again tonight, dear?	1.4407	0.04174	270	181	59	30
147	I'm guessing it's too soon for make-up sex.	1.4407	0.04074	270	178	65	27
148	I think you're taking this toxic relationship thing a bit too far.	1.4407	0.04040	270	177	67	26
149	Hazmati Rice?	1.4407	0.04240	270	183	55	32
150	I'm sensing that you need some space.	1.4407	0.04074	270	178	65	27
151	You know, you could have just said you had a headache.	1.4407	0.04174	270	181	59	30
152	You used to say you worshipped the air I breathed.	1.4407	0.04108	270	179	63	28
153	What do you mean you need space?	1.4403	0.04164	268	179	60	29
154	I don't know what you're cooking, but it smells out of this world!	1.4403	0.03957	268	173	72	23
155	I need space too, you know.	1.4366	0.03847	268	171	77	20
156	Message received...I'll fix the exhaust fan.	1.4361	0.03904	266	171	74	21
157	Ok honey, I'll fix the damn kitchen fan!	1.4361	0.04218	266	180	56	30
158	Guess I better fix the exhaust fan.	1.4356	0.03812	264	167	79	18
159	Darling, wouldn't it be simpler to just get the flu shot?	1.4345	0.03745	267	168	82	17
160	A flu shot is more sensible	1.4345	0.03431	267	160	98	9
161	When I said our relationship was becoming toxic, I was speaking figuratively.	1.4345	0.04138	267	179	60	28
162	Shall I slip into something more . . . industrial?	1.4335	0.04113	263	175	62	26
163	Thanks for making breakfast before taking off.	1.4330	0.04136	261	174	61	26
164	No, it doesn't make you look fat.	1.4330	0.04344	261	180	49	32
165	Why did you set the table for one?	1.4330	0.04207	261	176	57	28
166	Wouldn't a range hood be more convenient?	1.4330	0.04100	261	173	63	25
167	Can't you just say you have a headache like most other women?	1.4308	0.04182	260	175	58	27
168	Will dinner be ready before liftoff?	1.4308	0.04037	260	171	66	23
169	Are you planning to wear that thing all four years?	1.4308	0.04146	260	174	60	26
170	Does it block all sarcasm or just mine?	1.4308	0.04321	260	179	50	31
171	I still think a flu shot would have sufficed.	1.4308	0.03810	260	165	78	17
172	That's nice. Is it new?	1.4308	0.04252	260	177	54	29
173	New recipe?	1.4308	0.04110	260	173	62	25
174	If you need to take off, I can clean the pan.	1.4308	0.04217	260	176	56	28
175	You could leave out the onions.	1.4308	0.03887	260	167	74	19
176	None for me, thank you.	1.4308	0.04182	260	175	58	27
177	And what are you preparing for our last anniversary?	1.4308	0.04457	260	183	42	35
178	Do you need some space?	1.4286	0.03972	259	169	69	21
179	So I guess you don’t want to hear how my day was.	1.4286	0.04120	259	173	61	25
180	For God's sake, it's gluten, not napalm...	1.4280	0.04106	257	171	62	24
181	You seem kind of distant lately.	1.4280	0.04143	257	172	60	25
182	Are we expecting my mother for dinner?	1.4280	0.04322	257	177	50	30
183	Honey, is there something you're not telling me about the home radon test results?	1.4280	0.04143	257	172	60	25
184	When did things get so toxic between us?	1.4258	0.04153	256	172	59	25
185	Would you like me to pour you a glass of Tang?	1.4258	0.04116	256	171	61	24
186	So, when did you decide our relationship was toxic?	1.4258	0.04262	256	175	53	28
187	Another recipe from your mother?	1.4258	0.04116	256	171	61	24
188	I'm starting to get the 'Women Are from Venus' part.	1.4258	0.03807	256	163	77	16
189	Are you sure it's not too much trouble?	1.4235	0.04050	255	169	64	22
190	Welcome home, by the way.	1.4235	0.04126	255	171	60	24
191	You want space.	1.4235	0.04050	255	169	64	22
192	It's a welcome change from "I have a headache."	1.4229	0.03752	253	160	79	14
193	So no sex tonight?	1.4229	0.04073	253	168	63	22
194	Can I interest you in a glass of '65 Tang while you cook?	1.4229	0.04261	253	173	53	27
195	You honestly think you can go four years in that thing?	1.4211	0.04629	247	178	34	35
196	Alright, we can go back to buying organic.	1.4206	0.04308	252	174	50	28
197	Honey....I think that when the recipe said "nuke it" it meant use the microwave.	1.4206	0.04159	252	170	58	24
198	Is my mother coming for dinner?	1.4206	0.04159	252	170	58	24
199	Would you like to slip into something more comfortable?	1.4183	0.04092	251	168	61	22
200	Are you planning to wear that thing for the next four years?	1.4183	0.04245	251	172	53	26
201	Aren't you taking this Women Are From Venus thing a bit literally.	1.4183	0.04013	251	166	65	20
202	Dare I ask, what's for dinner?	1.4183	0.04245	251	172	53	26
203	Would it be fair to say you're not in the mood tonight?	1.4183	0.04131	251	169	59	23
204	Can I borrow that to change the baby?	1.4183	0.04207	251	171	55	25
205	I think I'll let you try it first...	1.4183	0.04013	251	166	65	20
206	My mom just wore an apron.	1.4183	0.04053	251	167	63	21
207	Houston, we have pilaf.	1.4183	0.04245	251	172	53	26
208	Smells great! Is it launch time?	1.4177	0.04307	249	172	50	27
209	Really, I think we can afford a hood fan.	1.4177	0.04115	249	167	60	22
210	You've made your point and I'm sorry. I shouldn't have called your cooking hazardous waste.	1.4167	0.04342	252	176	47	29
211	Why don't we just fix the exhaust fan?	1.4167	0.04079	252	169	61	22
212	That's what I love about you. You never over react.	1.4146	0.04188	246	167	56	23
213	No, I don't think you're living in a vacuum	1.4146	0.04344	246	171	48	27
214	East River Scrod again?	1.4146	0.04188	246	167	56	23
215	Lighten up. You're taking the 'sell-by' date much too seriously.	1.4122	0.04468	245	174	41	30
216	Don't you want to slip into something more comfortable?	1.4122	0.04316	245	170	49	26
217	I'm sensing there won't be after-dinner sex tonight.	1.4122	0.04036	245	163	63	19
218	You win. We'll get a new exhaust fan.	1.4122	0.04036	245	163	63	19
219	How many light years before dinner?	1.4122	0.04238	245	168	53	24
220	I'll get the flu shot.	1.4106	0.03767	246	158	75	13
221	Then don't make beans	1.4106	0.04453	246	175	41	30
222	Are you using some ingredients I should know about?	1.4106	0.04416	246	174	43	29
223	If you're trying to turn me on it's working.	1.4106	0.04302	246	171	49	26
224	I didn't literally mean you were "sucking the oxygen out of the room."	1.4098	0.04366	244	171	46	27
225	My mother does not suck all the air out of the room.	1.4091	0.04233	242	166	53	23
226	To the moon, Alice?	1.4091	0.04392	242	170	45	27
227	Maybe we both need some space.	1.4091	0.03851	242	157	71	14
228	This isn’t the role play I had in mind.	1.4091	0.04233	242	166	53	23
229	I see you still want space.	1.4066	0.04202	241	165	54	22
230	Now I can literally push your buttons.	1.4066	0.04324	241	168	48	25
231	Is this what you meant when you said to bring protection?	1.4059	0.04309	239	166	49	24
232	Thanks for making that. I know it's not your favorite.	1.4059	0.04185	239	163	55	21
233	You seem distant.	1.4059	0.04350	239	167	47	25
234	ok i wlll fix the exhaust fan, good lord!	1.4059	0.04100	239	161	59	19
235	Why don't you have a glass of wine and slip into something more comfortable...	1.4050	0.04388	242	171	44	27
236	Ricin beans again?	1.4042	0.04415	240	170	43	27
237	Once a year I ask you to make corned beef and cabbage, and you have to get all sarcastic about it.	1.4034	0.04195	238	163	54	21
238	Maybe next year you'll get a flu shot.	1.4034	0.03653	238	151	78	9
239	I'll just have the salad.	1.4034	0.04361	238	167	46	25
240	I don't ask you very often to fix one of Mom's recipes.	1.4034	0.04279	238	165	50	23
241	Did you do something different to your hair?	1.4034	0.04195	238	163	54	21
242	I sense a certain hostility.	1.4034	0.04067	238	160	60	18
243	Trying another of your mom's recipes?	1.4008	0.04290	237	165	49	23
244	I guess you're still upset I didn't buy organic, huh?	1.4008	0.04163	237	162	55	20
245	First, a new life insurance policy and now a special birthday dinner--you shouldn't make such a big fuss over me.	1.4008	0.04533	237	171	37	29
246	Chicken quarantine?	1.4008	0.04453	237	169	41	27
247	I guess you still need your space?	1.4008	0.04372	237	167	45	25
248	So let me get this straight, you've already eaten, but you're whipping up something special for me?	1.4000	0.04273	235	163	50	22
249	So I guess you still need space, huh?	1.4000	0.04273	235	163	50	22
250	So, I guess this means I'm no longer the air you breathe?	1.3991	0.04637	213	151	39	23
251	The recipe said, "Cook, fully wrapped, for five minutes..."	1.3981	0.04668	211	150	38	23
252	Where'd you find fresh Uranium?	1.3974	0.04410	234	166	43	25
253	It's okay now. I've turned the news off.	1.3974	0.04368	234	165	45	24
254	I think you're overstating the risks of genetically modified food."	1.3974	0.04410	234	166	43	25
255	Pretending you are on Mars does not stop him from being your president.	1.3966	0.04437	232	165	42	25
256	Can I have your wine?	1.3966	0.04562	232	168	36	28
257	So your profile says you're not from around here.	1.3966	0.04437	232	165	42	25
258	No, actually I didn't happen to catch the evening news tonight. Why?	1.3966	0.04041	232	156	60	16
259	I miss the EPA, too, honey.	1.3966	0.04395	232	164	44	24
260	It's herpes, not Ebola.	1.3966	0.04437	232	165	42	25
261	I feel like I need to give you some space.	1.3966	0.04222	232	160	52	20
262	When you asked for some space in our relationship, I had no idea.	1.3966	0.04222	232	160	52	20
263	Maybe you'd like to slip into something more comfortable?	1.3966	0.04222	232	160	52	20
264	I feel like there's something you're not telling me.	1.3966	0.04352	232	163	46	23
265	It's not that kind of fusion.	1.3957	0.04226	235	163	51	21
266	Fry me to the moon.	1.3957	0.04311	235	165	47	23
267	Is it meth yet?	1.3939	0.04320	231	162	47	22
268	You miss the EPA, huh?	1.3939	0.04187	231	159	53	19
269	Just me, or all men?	1.3939	0.04276	231	161	49	21
270	Its very becoming. You look almost weightless.	1.3939	0.04363	231	163	45	23
271	It's possible to demonstrate your disdain AND breathe the same air as the president.	1.3913	0.04418	230	164	42	24
272	You could've just told me you had a headache.	1.3913	0.04106	230	157	56	17
273	I take it you are still mad at me	1.3913	0.04287	230	161	48	21
274	Are you telling me you need space?	1.3913	0.04152	230	158	54	18
275	C'mon, give me a hint. Chemical or biological?	1.3913	0.04287	230	161	48	21
276	I thought you were taking off today!	1.3913	0.04460	230	165	40	25
277	I see you're using one of your mother's recipes again.	1.3913	0.04287	230	161	48	21
278	I think you're confusing Asian Fusion with Cold Fusion	1.3904	0.04222	228	158	51	19
279	Is it me, or the new EPA?	1.3904	0.03987	228	153	61	14
280	Are you doing something different with your hair?	1.3904	0.04488	228	164	39	25
281	After dinner you should slip into something a little less airtight.	1.3904	0.04222	228	158	51	19
282	I'm sorry I forgot to buy organic but, really?	1.3886	0.04297	229	161	47	21
283	I suppose we should get the hood vent repaired.	1.3877	0.04044	227	154	58	15
284	Why no, I don't think it makes your butt look big.	1.3877	0.04456	227	163	40	24
285	Why can't you just wear an apron like everybody else?	1.3867	0.04440	225	161	41	23
286	I got it. You want some space.	1.3867	0.04211	225	156	51	18
287	Is my mother coming for dinner?	1.3867	0.04304	225	158	47	20
288	The fact that my mother will be joining us for dinner has me a little bit concerned	1.3867	0.04304	225	158	47	20
289	So we're officially over "farm to table"?	1.3867	0.04529	225	163	37	25
290	One small crepe for man, one giant leek for mankind.	1.3867	0.04485	225	162	39	24
291	Okay, I get it, you need space.	1.3867	0.04304	225	158	47	20
292	Have you ever considered an apron?	1.3867	0.04395	225	160	43	22
293	You could just turn on the fan over the stove.	1.3867	0.04067	225	153	57	15
294	Yes, I made out my will. Why do you ask?	1.3860	0.04352	228	162	44	22
295	Before you change, can you hit the twins' diapers?	1.3843	0.04380	229	164	42	23
296	Lemme guess... Gastronaut?	1.3839	0.04314	224	158	46	20
297	Dear, cooking isn't rocket science.	1.3839	0.04541	224	163	36	25
298	I love Hazmat Night	1.3839	0.04451	224	161	40	23
299	If you don't want to have sex, just tell me.	1.3839	0.03874	224	149	64	11
300	Now don't you regret not getting the flu shot this year?	1.3839	0.03716	224	146	70	8
301	Honey, it's kale not uranium.	1.3801	0.04445	221	159	40	22
302	You said you were only going to wear that in bed.	1.3801	0.04537	221	161	36	24
303	That's your mother's recipe, that's the same meal your dad had the night before he died.	1.3795	0.04535	224	164	35	25
304	Look, I'm sorry they didn't sell organic.	1.3795	0.04446	224	162	39	23
305	Seems as though you need some space	1.3778	0.04247	225	159	47	19
306	Do you just need more space?	1.3778	0.04247	225	159	47	19
307	Did you do something with your hair?	1.3773	0.04314	220	156	45	19
308	Is the divorce suit really necessary?	1.3773	0.04314	220	156	45	19
309	I think we need some space	1.3773	0.04266	220	155	47	18
310	Honey, its been twelve years since NASA rejected your application. Perhaps it's time to move on.	1.3773	0.04118	220	152	53	15
311	Why don't you just make it without peanuts?	1.3773	0.04362	220	157	43	20
312	You realize alternative air is not air	1.3773	0.04217	220	154	49	17
313	Dinner minus 10...9...8...7...	1.3773	0.03963	220	149	59	12
314	I appreciate your making me liver and onions, but we could do without the sarcasm.	1.3773	0.04118	220	152	53	15
315	So you really are from Venus.	1.3773	0.04266	220	155	47	18
316	I think you're taking our "toxic relationship" too literally.	1.3773	0.04456	220	159	39	22
317	Does this mean no sex tonight?	1.3761	0.04091	218	150	54	14
318	Okay, I get it. You have a headache.	1.3761	0.04438	218	157	40	21
319	I think I'll just have a salad.	1.3761	0.04292	218	154	46	18
320	Why do I feel like there's something you're not telling me?	1.3761	0.04292	218	154	46	18
321	None for me, thanks.	1.3761	0.04243	218	153	48	17
322	I don't see the input port for your wine.	1.3761	0.04292	218	154	46	18
323	I thought we were taking the nuclear option off the table	1.3761	0.04670	218	162	30	26
324	There's the doorbell. Might be my pizza.	1.3761	0.04438	218	157	40	21
325	You put the "astronomy" in "gastronomy".	1.3761	0.04341	218	155	44	19
326	You haven't touched your wine.	1.3761	0.04485	218	158	38	22
327	Would you rather go out?	1.3761	0.04243	218	153	48	17
328	Maybe you should stop using the smoke alarm as the oven timer.	1.3761	0.04624	218	161	32	25
329	When I said I wanted more space in our relationship...	1.3750	0.04540	208	150	38	20
330	So, we're not talking?	1.3733	0.04302	217	154	45	18
331	Chicken and ricin again?	1.3733	0.04590	217	160	33	24
332	All I said was, "Would it kill you to cook dinner once in a while?"	1.3733	0.04590	217	160	33	24
333	This earthling votes for take-out.	1.3733	0.04401	217	156	41	20
334	There's no such thing as too much garlic.	1.3733	0.04302	217	154	45	18
335	The word is 'poisson', not 'poison'.	1.3733	0.04401	217	156	41	20
336	Thanks for adding nuts.	1.3733	0.04202	217	152	49	16
337	I'll just be having the wine...	1.3733	0.04401	217	156	41	20
338	This is not what I thought you meant by "wanting more Space."	1.3733	0.04253	217	153	47	17
339	I was kidding when I called your cooking toxic.	1.3721	0.04379	215	154	42	19
340	Could you also do the laundry before your launch?	1.3721	0.04621	215	159	32	24
341	Can I pour you some more Tang?	1.3721	0.04329	215	153	44	18
342	Still mad?	1.3721	0.04329	215	153	44	18
343	I get it. We need a new vent.	1.3721	0.04279	215	152	46	17
344	How long have you been experimenting with fusion cooking?	1.3721	0.04124	215	149	52	14
345	I'm going to go ahead and guess that whatever you read was fake news.	1.3721	0.04667	215	160	30	25
346	Julia Child only needed an apron.	1.3721	0.04279	215	152	46	17
347	I'm sensing you need some space.	1.3721	0.04428	215	155	40	20
348	Yes, I smoked a cigarette in the house. Why?	1.3721	0.04279	215	152	46	17
349	I never should have told you how I voted.	1.3721	0.04526	215	157	36	22
350	Fine. I'll give you some space.	1.3721	0.03962	215	146	58	11
351	I'm sensing you need some space.	1.3692	0.04339	214	153	43	18
352	Should I be afraid to ask what's for dinner?	1.3692	0.04079	214	148	53	13
353	Tuna meltdown tonight?	1.3692	0.04132	214	149	51	14
354	Exactly how spicy?	1.3692	0.04237	214	151	47	16
355	On a scale of one to ten, how spicy?	1.3692	0.04079	214	148	53	13
356	OK> OK> We'll get an exhaust fan.	1.3692	0.03914	214	145	59	10
357	What women's movement is this?	1.3692	0.04439	214	155	39	20
358	You look hot tonight.	1.3674	0.04169	215	151	49	15
359	Or, we could order in.	1.3662	0.04141	213	149	50	14
360	You look hot in that outfit.	1.3662	0.04450	213	155	38	20
361	It was one sneeze, Karen.	1.3662	0.04299	213	152	44	17
362	You could try cooking without onions.	1.3649	0.04429	211	153	39	19
363	Well, I think you're sucking all the air out of our relationship too.	1.3649	0.04377	211	152	41	18
364	Good grief, Laura... It doesn't mean you are literally 'from Venus', you know.	1.3649	0.04377	211	152	41	18
365	Is there something I should know?	1.3649	0.04325	211	151	43	17
366	Well, sometimes I need space too.	1.3649	0.04479	211	154	37	20
367	Sure, it's a toxic relationship--but don't you think you've gone a bit too far?	1.3649	0.04325	211	151	43	17
368	How about if I just become a vegetarian, too?	1.3649	0.04579	211	156	33	22
369	I heard you the first time when you said I suck all the oxygen out of the room.	1.3645	0.04333	214	154	42	18
370	I just need some space right now.	1.3645	0.04282	214	153	44	17
371	I'll suit up and join you in the dining module.	1.3645	0.04230	214	152	46	16
372	I feel underdressed.	1.3645	0.04383	214	155	40	19
373	Tuna meltdown tonight?	1.3628	0.04366	215	156	40	19
374	You could have just said you need space.	1.3628	0.04316	215	155	42	18
375	No, but it sure does make your back look big.	1.3619	0.04541	210	155	34	21
376	OK, OK, I'll clean the litter box, drama queen.	1.3619	0.04335	210	151	42	17
377	You mean I literally suck all the air out of the room?	1.3619	0.04640	210	157	30	23
378	How were things at Monsanto today?	1.3619	0.04283	210	150	44	16
379	Worried about the Flu bug?	1.3619	0.03588	210	138	68	4
380	Ok, you win. We'll go organic.	1.3619	0.04490	210	154	36	20
381	So your profile said you're from Venus?	1.3619	0.04175	210	148	48	14
382	You really weren't kidding about the chili!	1.3606	0.04255	208	148	45	15
383	I hope it tastes better than it smells	1.3606	0.04200	208	147	47	14
384	You look radiant this evening.	1.3606	0.04363	208	150	41	17
385	How's the news filter working this evening?	1.3606	0.04416	208	151	39	18
386	If you're fixing that for me, I'm not hungry.	1.3606	0.04363	208	150	41	17
387	I usually just use an apron.	1.3606	0.04255	208	148	45	15
388	Hon, did you get your hair done or something?	1.3606	0.03793	208	140	61	7
389	Can I play with your knobs?	1.3606	0.04468	208	152	37	19
390	How's my mail-order bride from Chernobyl doing?	1.3606	0.04520	208	153	35	20
391	I feel like we're in a toxic relationship.	1.3606	0.04088	208	145	51	12
392	Weren't you wearing that same outfit yesterday?	1.3606	0.04309	208	149	43	16
393	I get it. You want your own space.	1.3589	0.04184	209	148	47	14
394	Wouldn't a divorce be easier?	1.3589	0.04072	209	146	51	12
395	On second thought, maybe we don’t have to invite my mother over for dinner.	1.3575	0.04373	207	150	40	17
396	That's not the way Mother made it.	1.3575	0.04684	207	156	28	23
397	Not everything has to be rocket science.	1.3575	0.04531	207	153	34	20
398	Promise you'll take it off as soon as Trump is impeached?	1.3575	0.04684	207	156	28	23
399	So, are we trying something new tonight?	1.3575	0.04209	207	147	46	14
400	Wow, dinner! One small step for mankind.	1.3575	0.04531	207	153	34	20
401	This dinner better be out of this world.	1.3575	0.04264	207	148	44	15
402	You know I said, "Mild", right?	1.3575	0.04373	207	150	40	17
403	Chernobyl chicken again?	1.3575	0.04319	207	149	42	16
404	Another recipe from the hazmat cookbook?	1.3575	0.04153	207	146	48	13
405	Mother loves it when you use her recipe.	1.3575	0.04153	207	146	48	13
406	Wouldn’t it just be easier to get rid of that Teflon frying pan?	1.3575	0.04426	207	151	38	18
407	Do you need some space?	1.3561	0.04401	205	149	39	17
408	Sometimes you’re in your own little world.	1.3561	0.04455	205	150	37	18
409	So you're going to keep that on for the next four years?	1.3561	0.04665	205	154	29	22
410	Over medium, it's not rocket science	1.3561	0.04235	205	146	45	14
411	I'm getting the feeling that you want more space.	1.3561	0.04508	205	151	35	19
412	My therapist suggests that we should talk about our intimacy issues	1.3561	0.04235	205	146	45	14
413	I think you should stop watching the news.	1.3561	0.04235	205	146	45	14
414	Maybe not THAT spicy.	1.3561	0.04178	205	145	47	13
415	Another recipe from the Chernobyl Cookbook?	1.3561	0.04346	205	148	41	16
416	Did you wash your hands?	1.3558	0.04512	208	154	34	20
417	What are you cooking up for the press tonight, Kellyanne?	1.3558	0.04461	208	153	36	19
418	That's one giant crepe for mankind.	1.3529	0.04356	204	148	40	16
419	I see you're using your mother's recipe again.	1.3529	0.04244	204	146	44	14
420	I'm sorry... I didn't bring protection.	1.3529	0.04573	204	152	32	20
421	Meth again???	1.3529	0.04677	204	154	28	22
422	I'm sensing you need space.	1.3529	0.04244	204	146	44	14
423	I'm getting the feeling that you need some space.	1.3529	0.04411	204	149	38	17
424	Wouldn't a vent hood and fan be better?	1.3529	0.04244	204	146	44	14
425	You know, maybe I'm not so hungry after all.	1.3529	0.04411	204	149	38	17
426	I promise to stop talking about politics.	1.3529	0.04573	204	152	32	20
427	You're seriously wearing that for the next four years?	1.3515	0.04761	202	154	25	23
428	Do I need red, white, or flame retardant with this tonight?	1.3515	0.04709	202	153	27	22
429	I liked "The Martian" too but I prefer a nice pinot and your French maid outfit.	1.3515	0.04603	202	151	31	20
430	Ok so I voted for Trump. Does that make me a disease?	1.3515	0.04761	202	154	25	23
431	Aren't you going to drink your Tang?	1.3515	0.04495	202	149	35	18
432	Why don't I prep the onions next time?	1.3515	0.04328	202	146	41	15
433	Couldn't we just install an exhaust fan?	1.3515	0.03781	202	137	59	6
434	Oh, but I can't have a sports car.	1.3515	0.04384	202	147	39	16
435	Are you going to drink your wine?	1.3515	0.04440	202	148	37	17
436	I see you're going with the nuclear option.	1.3515	0.04495	202	149	35	18
437	So you've heard about the new head of the EPA.	1.3515	0.04813	202	155	23	24
438	Have you done something new with your hair?	1.3515	0.04384	202	147	39	16
439	If you don't want to make liver and onions for me, just say so.	1.3515	0.04328	202	146	41	15
440	'ya takin' off after dinner?	1.3515	0.04384	202	147	39	16
441	No, it doesn't make your butt look fat.	1.3515	0.04270	202	145	43	14
442	You used to think I was a breath of fresh air.	1.3515	0.03972	202	140	53	9
443	You look nice tonight.	1.3515	0.04440	202	148	37	17
444	Fine, next time I'll buy organic	1.3515	0.04603	202	151	31	20
445	I need some space.	1.3515	0.04270	202	145	43	14
446	The doctor said the flatulence should stop in about a week	1.3495	0.04535	206	154	32	20
447	I should have been more specific when I suggested role-playing.	1.3483	0.04279	201	145	42	14
448	It's not THAT spicy.	1.3483	0.04162	201	143	46	12
449	So, basically, that's the difference between jalapeños and habañeros.	1.3483	0.04394	201	147	38	16
450	So you're saying it's like we're from different planets?	1.3483	0.04394	201	147	38	16
451	New suit?	1.3483	0.04279	201	145	42	14
452	I prefer the George Foreman grill to this new Buzz Aldrin one.	1.3483	0.04450	201	148	36	17
453	What do you mean you need some space?	1.3483	0.04394	201	147	38	16
454	A French maid's costume is easier.	1.3483	0.03851	201	138	56	7
455	I'll try anything once. Why do you ask?	1.3483	0.04450	201	148	36	17
456	Your 3-bean chili again?	1.3483	0.04394	201	147	38	16
457	I know, I know. I suck the oxygen out of the room.	1.3483	0.04279	201	145	42	14
458	I didn't know NASA put out a cook book.	1.3483	0.04101	201	142	48	11
459	So you think our relationship is toxic?!	1.3483	0.04506	201	149	34	18
460	You don't like the new aftershave then?	1.3483	0.04561	201	150	32	19
461	Shall I slip into something more uncomfortable?	1.3467	0.04592	199	149	31	19
462	Is there something about this meal that your not telling me?	1.3467	0.04247	199	143	43	13
463	Did you get a haircut?	1.3467	0.04701	199	151	27	21
464	Why don't you just say you want a Divorce?!!!	1.3467	0.04480	199	147	35	17
465	I liked your barefoot Contessa look better.	1.3467	0.04247	199	143	43	13
466	Lighten up, Margaret. It's only herpes.	1.3467	0.04126	199	141	47	11
467	You haven't said anything about my new cologne...	1.3467	0.04307	199	144	41	14
468	You could just tell me you have a headache you know.	1.3467	0.04247	199	143	43	13
469	Honey, please, I meant 'spacey' in a good way.	1.3467	0.04187	199	142	45	12
470	No, no, no...I said 'poisson,' it's French for fish.	1.3467	0.04423	199	146	37	16
471	Are you sure gluten is airborne?	1.3467	0.04647	199	150	29	20
472	You must be making something out of this world.	1.3467	0.04423	199	146	37	16
473	What I hear you saying is that you need some space.	1.3467	0.04480	199	147	35	17
474	So, we agree your cooking stinks?	1.3434	0.04490	198	147	34	17
475	That's one small omelet for man.	1.3434	0.04547	198	148	32	18
476	Honey, they're just onions	1.3434	0.04071	198	140	48	10
477	Are we expecting my mother for dinner?	1.3434	0.04256	198	143	42	13
478	Was it the beans?	1.3434	0.04375	198	145	38	15
479	I thought preparing to go to Mars after the election was just talk.	1.3434	0.04547	198	148	32	18
480	'It's the name of a book ...you're not really from Venus.'	1.3434	0.04195	198	142	44	12
481	Can't you just wear one of those pink hats like the other women?	1.3434	0.04433	198	146	36	16
482	Is there something you're not telling me?	1.3434	0.04195	198	142	44	12
483	It won't work. News about Trump is bound to get in.	1.3434	0.04490	198	147	34	17
484	So does this Mars lifestyle experiment extend to the bedroom?	1.3434	0.04603	198	149	30	19
485	Wouldn't it be easier to install a smoke alarm?	1.3434	0.04316	198	144	40	14
486	See you heard they confirmed the new EPA chief today.	1.3434	0.04490	198	147	34	17
487	Seriously, how fast do you think climate change happens?	1.3434	0.04316	198	144	40	14
488	Do you plan on wearing that for the next four years?	1.3434	0.04767	198	152	24	22
489	I'm sorry I called your cooking toxic. Let it go.	1.3434	0.04603	198	149	30	19
490	Somehow I feel strangely aroused	1.3434	0.03943	198	138	52	8
491	How much Sriracha did you put in there?	1.3434	0.04316	198	144	40	14
492	I'm just saying, there might be such a thing as too spicy.	1.3385	0.04291	195	142	40	13
493	Don't make liver and onions just for me.	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
494	So you decided to go with my mom's recipe after all?	1.3385	0.04229	195	141	42	12
495	I'm just saying I don't bring my work home with me.	1.3385	0.04229	195	141	42	12
496	That's one small step for manicotti...	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
497	Can I have your wine?	1.3385	0.04166	195	140	44	11
498	You could just ask that I use a different cologne.	1.3385	0.04037	195	138	48	9
499	So, anything new going on at the EPA?	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
500	I don't think you have to take the little drawing on the salsa bottle literally.	1.3385	0.04472	195	145	34	16
501	Honey, don't you think you've taken the gluten sensitivity thing far enough?	1.3385	0.04472	195	145	34	16
502	And you don't see this as a manifestation of your emotional unavailability?	1.3385	0.04352	195	143	38	14
503	If you don't like cilantro, just say so.	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
504	Whatever you're cooking, looks radiant.	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
505	How many drinks have you had? You're wearing the vacuum cleaner and burning the eggs!	1.3385	0.04759	195	150	24	21
506	This gives a whole new meaning to nuclear family.	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
507	Earth to Brenda.	1.3385	0.04472	195	145	34	16
508	What new life insurance policy?	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
509	Should I be worried?	1.3384	0.04124	198	142	45	11
510	I hope you noticed that I don't bring MY work home.	1.3384	0.04365	198	146	37	15
511	If I say I'm sorry I voted for him will you end this charade?	1.3384	0.04594	198	150	29	19
512	If you need more space, just tell me.	1.3384	0.04306	198	145	39	14
513	I thought that after we got married you would stop wearing that.	1.3351	0.04541	194	146	31	17
514	Honey why don't we just throw out the old Teflon pan	1.3351	0.04361	194	143	37	14
515	So, you've decided to try my mother's recipe?	1.3351	0.04541	194	146	31	17
516	You could've just told me you had a headache.	1.3351	0.03840	194	135	53	6
517	Good grief, honey. They're only carbs.	1.3351	0.04422	194	144	35	15
518	How come you've just made enough for one?	1.3351	0.04422	194	144	35	15
519	Something tells me that dinner is going to be out of this world.	1.3351	0.04482	194	145	33	16
520	I thought it was only my laugh that was infectious.	1.3351	0.04422	194	144	35	15
521	I need some space.	1.3351	0.04044	194	138	47	9
522	Is MY mother coming to dinner tonight?	1.3351	0.04482	194	145	33	16
523	It's just an onion.	1.3351	0.04715	194	149	25	20
524	Should I ask?	1.3333	0.04327	192	141	38	13
525	what exactly is this 'secret ingredient' you've been bragging about??	1.3333	0.04572	192	145	30	17
526	O.K. This is the last time I'll ask for liver and onions.	1.3333	0.04134	192	138	44	10
527	Is this your way of avoiding sex after dinner?	1.3333	0.04199	192	139	42	11
528	I think we need to talk about you taking your work home.	1.3333	0.04512	192	144	32	16
529	You've got to stop bringing your work home with you	1.3333	0.04451	192	143	34	15
530	This is just a wild guess, but is that an "I need some space" suit?	1.3333	0.04512	192	144	32	16
531	Trying another one of your mother's recipes, I see.	1.3333	0.04690	192	147	26	19
532	We could get an air purifier instead of a divorce.	1.3333	0.04390	192	142	36	14
533	You didnt mind cooking burgers for me when we were dating, Miss Vegan	1.3333	0.04134	192	138	44	10
534	Mmmm, that smells out of this world!	1.3316	0.04492	193	145	32	16
535	Eggs and meth?	1.3298	0.04336	191	141	37	13
536	Okay, okay, we'll go out.	1.3298	0.04583	191	145	29	17
537	Mom wants to know if we've thought about having kids	1.3298	0.04643	191	146	27	18
538	I want out of this toxic relationship.	1.3298	0.04272	191	140	39	12
539	I feel like you're taking this Mars and Venus thing a little too far.	1.3298	0.04005	191	136	47	8
540	So that's a no on my new cologne?	1.3298	0.04336	191	141	37	13
541	How 'bout we make this the last time we have lutefisk?	1.3298	0.04399	191	142	35	14
542	This is exactly what I meant when I said you were being too defensive.	1.3298	0.04461	191	143	33	15
543	Thanks, hon. Oh, and could you also iron a few shirts before your mission?	1.3298	0.04522	191	144	31	16
544	Fukushima fish fry?	1.3298	0.04272	191	140	39	12
545	So... what kind of underwear do you have on?	1.3298	0.04522	191	144	31	16
546	You could have just left the peanuts out of the recipe.	1.3298	0.04141	191	138	43	10
547	Not quite what I meant by role-playing...	1.3298	0.04272	191	140	39	12
548	So what? It's just a day past the expiration date.	1.3298	0.04005	191	136	47	8
549	Point made; I promise to buy some BEANO today.	1.3298	0.04461	191	143	33	15
550	Have you been reading the package ingredients again?	1.3298	0.04702	191	147	25	19
551	I guess pretending you're on the moon is cheaper than actually moving to Canada.	1.3298	0.04461	191	143	33	15
552	Thanks, but I would like for you to taste it first	1.3280	0.04364	189	140	36	13
553	Are you okay, honey? You seem a little spacey.	1.3280	0.04299	189	139	38	12
554	Spicier!	1.3280	0.04553	189	143	30	16
555	Throw away that old teflon pan, already!	1.3280	0.04675	189	145	26	18
556	Rhonda once again tries shame Bert into repairing the exhaust fan.	1.3280	0.04615	189	144	28	17
557	You know I'd help, but I just needed to decompress first.	1.3280	0.04364	189	140	36	13
558	Nice boots.	1.3280	0.04491	189	142	32	15
559	The atmosphere around here is toxic.	1.3280	0.04491	189	142	32	15
560	I wish you would stop bringing your work home.	1.3280	0.04428	189	141	34	14
561	Mm, Is that Polonium I smell?	1.3280	0.04299	189	139	38	12
562	Honey, sometimes I feel like we are leading separate lives..	1.3280	0.04299	189	139	38	12
563	What do you expect if you keep feeding me cabbage and beans?	1.3280	0.04615	189	144	28	17
564	You promised you wouldn't go nuclear.	1.3280	0.04491	189	142	32	15
565	You say toxic, I say savory	1.3280	0.04364	189	140	36	13
566	Just the wine for me, thanks.	1.3280	0.04233	189	138	40	11
567	Easy on the plutonium .	1.3280	0.04553	189	143	30	16
568	That outfit still gets me going.	1.3280	0.04233	189	138	40	11
569	That makes you look fat.	1.3245	0.04625	188	144	27	17
570	Did you spend all day on the CDC's website again?	1.3245	0.04307	188	139	37	12
571	Then don't make fish.	1.3226	0.04466	186	140	32	14
572	There's something different about you, honey. New haircut?	1.3226	0.04595	186	142	28	16
573	You're really taking this bird flu thing too far.	1.3226	0.03602	186	128	56	2
574	I see last night's argument is still on the table too.	1.3226	0.04267	186	137	38	11
575	Doesn't "Hot" food normally refer to either temperature or spices?	1.3226	0.04401	186	139	34	13
576	If you don’t want to have sex, you could just say so.	1.3226	0.03985	186	133	46	7
577	What do you mean you need space?	1.3226	0.04401	186	139	34	13
578	Hey, I got an idea. How about we eat out tonight?	1.3226	0.04595	186	142	28	16
579	Why don't you just make it without the onions?	1.3226	0.04198	186	136	40	10
580	Let me guess... Limburger Helper!	1.3226	0.04531	186	141	30	15
581	Ok! I get the message. I'll call the guy to fix the vent.	1.3226	0.04267	186	137	38	11
582	I can only imagine the protection we're going to use for after dinner.	1.3226	0.04720	186	144	24	18
583	I'm pretty sure the recipe calls for plantains, not plutonium.	1.3226	0.04658	186	143	26	17
584	Can you change the twins' diapers while you're at it?	1.3226	0.04466	186	140	32	14
585	Are you sure the recipe called for pepper spray?	1.3226	0.04466	186	140	32	14
586	Think I will pass on dinner tonight.	1.3226	0.04401	186	139	34	13
587	You wouldn't be trying to poison me again, would you?	1.3226	0.04531	186	141	30	15
588	Can I offer you some TANG?	1.3226	0.04057	186	134	44	8
589	Where should I pour your drink?	1.3226	0.04901	186	147	18	21
590	Honey, we had meth for breakfast yesterday.	1.3209	0.04758	187	146	22	19
591	Everyone has their own approach to the next four years. Mine is alcohol.	1.3189	0.04476	185	140	31	14
592	And don't let the peas touch the carrots, okay?	1.3189	0.04409	185	139	33	13
593	Another glass of Tang, dear?	1.3189	0.04342	185	138	35	12
594	I only shook hands with Trump! I'm sure I'm not infected.	1.3189	0.04476	185	140	31	14
595	Is this a family recipe?	1.3189	0.04668	185	143	25	17
596	Thank God the virus didn't stop you from cooking.	1.3189	0.04541	185	141	29	15
597	I guess it's really over when we can't even breathe the same air anymore.	1.3189	0.04731	185	144	23	18
598	Since you've landed my dear, it's no longer necessary to follow the NASA rules for keeping kosher.	1.3189	0.03915	185	132	47	6
599	Okay, you're from Venus. Heading back tonight?	1.3189	0.04342	185	138	35	12
600	I just need a little space.	1.3189	0.04409	185	139	33	13
601	Susan, you've made your point, I'll stop eating chili.	1.3189	0.04605	185	142	27	16
602	You remember wanting me to remind you when you're being passive aggressive, right?	1.3172	0.04389	186	140	33	13
603	'Whatever you're cooking smells out of this world."	1.3169	0.04439	183	138	32	13
604	Chernobyl chicken again?	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
605	Our relationship is suffocating you? Is that it?	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
606	Wouldn't a splatter screen have been easier?	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
607	Okay, okay. I got it. I'll shower tonight.	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
608	I guess I'm too late to peel the onions.	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
609	I'm getting a little nervous about this chili.	1.3169	0.04231	183	135	38	10
610	Making those Mars bars again?	1.3169	0.04086	183	133	42	8
611	What's nukin'?	1.3169	0.04370	183	137	34	12
612	I sense space between us.	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
613	So, where you off to today?	1.3169	0.04572	183	140	28	15
614	Are you going to wear that for the next four years?	1.3169	0.04506	183	139	30	14
615	You act like we don't even breathe the same air.	1.3169	0.04439	183	138	32	13
616	If you can't stand the heat,...	1.3169	0.04765	183	143	22	18
617	Yes, I’m wearing that new cologne by Trump. Why?	1.3169	0.04439	183	138	32	13
618	Should I be suspicious?	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
619	I believe the recipe said 'exotic', not 'toxic' dear.........	1.3169	0.04572	183	140	28	15
620	I'd settle for a toxic relationship.	1.3169	0.04439	183	138	32	13
621	Making your killer chili again?	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
622	You don't have to follow my mom's recipe exactly.	1.3169	0.04506	183	139	30	14
623	I'm guessing you need some space this evening?	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
624	So, should I be mixing up the Tang?	1.3169	0.04637	183	141	26	16
625	Honey, I think you're taking this "nuclear family" thing a bit too far.	1.3152	0.04350	184	138	34	12
626	Just double the recipe, it's not rocket science.	1.3132	0.04647	182	141	25	16
627	Between changing diapers and fish night, I think the investment in that suit has really paid off.	1.3132	0.04647	182	141	25	16
628	I vote we keep the nuclear threat off the table.	1.3132	0.04447	182	138	31	13
629	If you didn't want to make liver and onions why didn't you just say so.	1.3132	0.04447	182	138	31	13
630	Fish again?	1.3132	0.04378	182	137	33	12
631	I see you caught that Monsanto documentary.	1.3132	0.04378	182	137	33	12
632	Someone feeling astro-naughty tonight?	1.3132	0.04378	182	137	33	12
633	"Is this in response to my saying, 'Surprise me'"?	1.3115	0.04146	183	135	39	9
634	Really Alice? I ask for liver and onions once a year on my birthday.	1.3111	0.04190	180	133	38	9
635	If you'd rather not make me liver and onions, just say so.	1.3111	0.04407	180	136	32	12
636	If you don't want to use my mother's recipe, why don't you just say so?	1.3111	0.04336	180	135	34	11
637	If you didn't want to make me liver and onions, you could have just said so.	1.3111	0.04407	180	136	32	12
638	I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.	1.3111	0.04477	180	137	30	13
639	Admitting your cooking is a health hazard is the first step.	1.3111	0.04546	180	138	28	14
640	It's only liver and onions.	1.3111	0.04336	180	135	34	11
641	Why do you always get to wear the suit?	1.3111	0.04680	180	140	24	16
642	To be honest, that suit does make you look fat.	1.3111	0.04680	180	140	24	16
643	No, I don’t think it makes you look fat.	1.3111	0.04613	180	139	26	15
644	Reading the EPA website again?	1.3111	0.04613	180	139	26	15
645	Did you just finish reading, "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus"?	1.3111	0.03802	180	128	48	4
646	So how was your day?	1.3111	0.04336	180	135	34	11
647	You know, if you didn't fry everything I might not have as much gas.	1.3111	0.04613	180	139	26	15
648	Aren't you going to be late for liftoff?	1.3111	0.04407	180	136	32	12
649	OK. Give me that phone number for the exhaust hood repairman one more time.	1.3111	0.04264	180	134	36	10
650	You'd make a great chef in a restaurant with no atmosphere	1.3111	0.04546	180	138	28	14
651	Trying one of my Mother's recipes was just a suggestion.	1.3111	0.04264	180	134	36	10
652	And what thing has Facebook told you to be afraid of today?	1.3111	0.04477	180	137	30	13
653	You knew I liked fried cabbage when you married me.	1.3111	0.04190	180	133	38	9
654	Theil has a bunker, you have a hazmat suit, but I'm sticking with red wine and denial.	1.3111	0.04746	180	141	22	17
655	Exactly how much more space do you need?	1.3111	0.04264	180	134	36	10
656	On second thought, I don't think I'm hungry.	1.3111	0.04477	180	137	30	13
657	I guess you really are from Venus.	1.3094	0.04386	181	137	32	12
658	Then why make it so easy to push your buttons?	1.3094	0.04591	181	140	26	15
659	Esther, darling, we're Reform Jews. You don't need to wear that outfit every time you cook bacon for me.	1.3094	0.04455	181	138	30	13
660	This is not what I meant when I asked for more space	1.3094	0.04097	181	133	40	8
661	Ever since your mission you've been a bit... distant.	1.3094	0.04455	181	138	30	13
662	You make the best yellowcake.	1.3094	0.04658	181	141	24	16
663	I know it's my mom's recipe Helen, but do you have to be so dramatic?	1.3073	0.04555	179	138	27	14
664	At least your willing to try my mother's recipe.	1.3073	0.04485	179	137	29	13
665	You wouldn't know it, but your cooking stinks.	1.3073	0.04485	179	137	29	13
666	I feel as if we're drifting apart.	1.3073	0.04415	179	136	31	12
667	I don't think you can absorb carbs through your skin.	1.3073	0.04691	179	140	23	16
668	Going out?	1.3073	0.04343	179	135	33	11
669	Can't stand the heat?	1.3073	0.04343	179	135	33	11
670	"Haz-mat-touille" again?	1.3073	0.04343	179	135	33	11
671	Wouldn't it be easier to just buy organic?	1.3073	0.04623	179	139	25	15
672	Are you OK? You seem a little spacey.	1.3073	0.04485	179	137	29	13
673	Sometimes I feel like you're from another planet.	1.3073	0.04555	179	138	27	14
674	Why are you asking about my life insurance?	1.3051	0.04222	177	132	36	9
675	I guess you heard who he chose to head the FDA.	1.3051	0.04724	177	139	22	16
676	It's these intimate moments that I cherish.	1.3051	0.04444	177	135	30	12
677	I believe it's OK if vegetarians smell pork chops.	1.3051	0.04444	177	135	30	12
678	You always take this 'silent treatment' to the extreme.	1.3051	0.04656	177	138	24	15
679	Shall I pour you some more Tang?	1.3051	0.04444	177	135	30	12
680	Maybe we should lighten up on the habanero.	1.3051	0.04297	177	133	34	10
681	Once again, I'm sorry I didn't buy organic onions.	1.3051	0.04516	177	136	28	13
682	You know the flu vaccine is shown to be effective too, right?	1.3051	0.04222	177	132	36	9
683	So, I guess I can drink your wine too.	1.3051	0.03987	177	129	42	6
684	Okay, fine, but I'm NOT drinking Tang with dinner!	1.3051	0.04516	177	136	28	13
685	Honey, why don't you slip into that white hazmat suit number after dinner.	1.3051	0.04516	177	136	28	13
686	You have to come out for the wine at some point.	1.3051	0.04586	177	137	26	14
687	I'm sensing that you need more personal space.	1.3051	0.04297	177	133	34	10
688	Come on. You said I could vote for anyone I wanted.	1.3051	0.04444	177	135	30	12
689	C'mon Houston, let's talk about our problem.	1.3051	0.04371	177	134	32	11
690	yeah - well, let me tell you about MY day.	1.3051	0.04067	177	130	40	7
691	Thank you so much for moving to Beijing with me.	1.3051	0.04371	177	134	32	11
692	We never talk anymore.	1.3051	0.04371	177	134	32	11
693	I thought you were using the microwave when you said you were Nuking it.	1.3034	0.04350	178	135	32	11
694	That's one small step for man, one giant leap for meatloaf.	1.3034	0.04276	178	134	34	10
695	Honey, if you can't stand the heat...	1.3034	0.04350	178	135	32	11
696	Something you'd like to tell me?	1.3034	0.03888	178	129	44	5
697	You need to stop alienating me, Alice.	1.3011	0.04303	176	133	33	10
698	Frankly, I preferred your Barefoot Contessa phase.	1.3011	0.04595	176	137	25	14
699	Wouldn't it be easier to clean the stove.	1.3011	0.04665	176	138	23	15
700	Dressing for the job you want?	1.3011	0.04150	176	131	37	8
701	Dress for the job you have not the job you want	1.3011	0.04524	176	136	27	13
702	And you think it'll be safe to eat?	1.3011	0.04452	176	135	29	12
703	Okay, so I shouldn't have bought us a Trump steak for dinner.	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
704	Lemme guess - a bad air day.	1.3011	0.04524	176	136	27	13
705	Don't we have a spatter screen?	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
706	Maybe a little breathing room wasn’t all we needed.	1.3011	0.04303	176	133	33	10
707	So you found a little mold under the sink.	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
708	How about slipping into something more comfortable after dinner?	1.3011	0.04071	176	130	39	7
709	OK, I'll never ask for the liver and onions again...	1.3011	0.04150	176	131	37	8
710	I think I prefer the ten-foot pole.	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
711	Not true. The last time I requested liver and onions was TWO YEARS ago!	1.3011	0.04150	176	131	37	8
712	OK, can we vent about this after dinner?	1.3011	0.04303	176	133	33	10
713	If you can't stand the heat, you could just get out of the kitchen.	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
714	That's one small meal for a man.	1.3011	0.04452	176	135	29	12
715	Do you have to pull out the hazmat suit every time my mother visits?	1.3011	0.04071	176	130	39	7
716	And your plan for his next 100 days?	1.3011	0.04803	176	140	19	17
717	Don't you think you're taking this "own space" thing a little too far?	1.3011	0.04071	176	130	39	7
718	A lot of people cook liver and onions without all the drama.	1.3011	0.04227	176	132	35	9
719	You could've just poisoned the wine.	1.3011	0.04524	176	136	27	13
720	I'm telling you: somehow today's news from the White House is going to get in there.	1.3011	0.04595	176	137	25	14
721	I'm guessing you either need your own space or we need to clear the air.	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
722	Dinner smells out of this world.	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
723	So are men the only thing you are allergic to?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
724	I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you.	1.2989	0.04253	174	131	34	9
725	Why do I feel like part of a large experiment?	1.2989	0.04482	174	134	28	12
726	It's like you're a million miles away.	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
727	This is supposed to be healthier?	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
728	I don't think this is what the marriage counselor had in mind when she said to spice things up with role play.	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
729	Ok! I voted for him. But how will a quarantine help?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
730	So the recipe said it would take your breath away.	1.2989	0.04555	174	135	26	13
731	You know, hon, you don't have to start dinner the moment you get home from work.	1.2989	0.04253	174	131	34	9
732	Well, you shouldn't have asked me what I wanted.	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
733	I feel we've lost a certain closeness	1.2989	0.04482	174	134	28	12
734	NOW can you stand the heat?	1.2989	0.04555	174	135	26	13
735	Sure, now you can stand the heat.	1.2989	0.04175	174	130	36	8
736	If you don't like my mom's recipe for fried cabbage, just say so.	1.2989	0.04175	174	130	36	8
737	Let's clear the air.	1.2989	0.04482	174	134	28	12
738	Does this Chardonnay go with polonium?	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
739	Fine, I'll buy organic next time.	1.2989	0.04555	174	135	26	13
740	Let me guess, Chernobyl Chicken?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
741	Three alarm chili, again?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
742	Marilyn, it's time we talked about your OCD.	1.2989	0.04628	174	136	24	14
743	I think I'll skip dinner and just have a few more drinks.	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
744	Is there something you're not telling me?	1.2989	0.04253	174	131	34	9
745	OK, I voted for him. But isn't this a little extreme?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
746	The flu shot really doesn't hurt, you know.	1.2989	0.03843	174	126	44	4
747	You could have just told me you're not in the mood.	1.2989	0.04253	174	131	34	9
748	On second thought, I'd rather eat out.	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
749	I assume I've annoyed you once again.	1.2989	0.04482	174	134	28	12
750	Green eggs and ham again?	1.2989	0.04628	174	136	24	14
751	Bad day at the lab?	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
752	This is the last time I ask a vegan to cook eggs.	1.2989	0.04555	174	135	26	13
753	Well, how much space do you need?	1.2989	0.04094	174	129	38	7
754	I thought I smelled liver and onions.	1.2989	0.04094	174	129	38	7
755	I'm starting to miss the pink pussy hat.	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
756	OK honey you finish the eggs and I'll pour you another Tang	1.2989	0.04555	174	135	26	13
757	This fume blanc should pair nicely with the toxic notes	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
758	So what's tonight's nuclear option?	1.2989	0.04175	174	130	36	8
759	Honey, you're taking the Star Wars Cookbook a little too seriously...	1.2989	0.04628	174	136	24	14
760	Your therapist thinks our marriage is toxic?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
761	Are you mad at me?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
762	When will the nuclear option be on the table?	1.2948	0.04489	173	134	27	12
763	OK, OK, No more beans for me.	1.2948	0.04259	173	131	33	9
764	I ate at the office.	1.2948	0.04563	173	135	25	13
765	You're sucking all the air out of this conversation.	1.2948	0.04337	173	132	31	10
766	Still with the subtle hints that I should quit smoking.	1.2948	0.04489	173	134	27	12
767	I coughed one time.	1.2948	0.04414	173	133	29	11
768	Yes, honey, next time I'll buy organic.	1.2948	0.04179	173	130	35	8
769	Maybe we should just go back to real butter.	1.2948	0.04259	173	131	33	9
770	When I said I needed "space".... I didn't think you'd take it this far!	1.2948	0.04179	173	130	35	8
771	...OK, that was me!	1.2948	0.04414	173	133	29	11
772	Is that a new recipe from the Breaking Bad cookbook?	1.2948	0.04489	173	134	27	12
773	Are the germophobe anonymous meetings working?	1.2948	0.04708	173	137	21	15
774	Honey is the meth ready? Th guys are gonna be here any minute.	1.2948	0.04636	173	136	23	14
775	I can't help but think our evenings were a little more romantic before Trump gutted the F.D.A.	1.2948	0.04636	173	136	23	14
776	I said your cooking was bad; I didn't say it was hazardous.	1.2948	0.04414	173	133	29	11
777	Lydia, if you need your space, you can just tell me.	1.2948	0.04337	173	132	31	10
778	No, I will not pretend to be George Jetson tonight.	1.2948	0.04636	173	136	23	14
779	I don't think the duck calls for agent orange	1.2948	0.04179	173	130	35	8
780	Be honest - is the commute starting to wear on you?	1.2948	0.04179	173	130	35	8
781	Oh, so there is gluten in the air now too?	1.2948	0.04489	173	134	27	12
782	Have you ever thought about a splatter screen.	1.2948	0.04179	173	130	35	8
783	So you're saying you just need a little breathing room.	1.2948	0.04259	173	131	33	9
784	Sometimes it feels like I'm living with someone from a completely different planet.	1.2948	0.04489	173	134	27	12
785	Are you planning on wearing that for the next four years?	1.2948	0.04563	173	135	25	13
786	Are you making that to go?	1.2948	0.04563	173	135	25	13
787	Should I be concerned?	1.2948	0.04337	173	132	31	10
788	Is it the cologne?	1.2924	0.04365	171	131	30	10
789	No. I'm not flattering you. You really look out of this world.	1.2924	0.04285	171	130	32	9
790	All I said was that it doesn't inspire confidence.	1.2924	0.04520	171	133	26	12
791	Honey, it's only an expression your mother used. I don't really 'suck all the air out of the room.'	1.2924	0.04443	171	132	28	11
792	You know, there is such a thing as being TOO careful...	1.2924	0.04443	171	132	28	11
793	I just feel we've lost our intimacy.	1.2924	0.04520	171	133	26	12
794	“Toxic relationship” doesn’t mean what you think it means.	1.2924	0.04365	171	131	30	10
795	Not sure I agree that if you smell bacon you're no longer a vegan.	1.2924	0.04885	171	138	16	17
796	It's only the first month of Trump's presidency. Try to pace yourself.	1.2924	0.04595	171	134	24	13
797	I miss the EPA.	1.2924	0.04595	171	134	24	13
798	Flu season has arrived!	1.2924	0.03586	171	122	48	1
799	How would you feel if I wore one of your dresses to mow the lawn?	1.2924	0.04595	171	134	24	13
800	So, how long have you been living in Flint?	1.2924	0.04595	171	134	24	13
801	I know you said you needed space, but this is going to far.	1.2924	0.04443	171	132	28	11
802	Is this about my farts?	1.2924	0.04365	171	131	30	10
803	Do you smell gas?	1.2924	0.04520	171	133	26	12
804	You really think you can get sick from second hand bacon smoke?	1.2899	0.04312	169	129	31	9
805	'So, hey babe, you still mad at me?"	1.2899	0.04472	169	131	27	11
806	We can't not talk about the election forever.	1.2899	0.04627	169	133	23	13
807	I do not like green eggs and ham.	1.2899	0.04627	169	133	23	13
808	... understand you promised mom to taste it.	1.2899	0.04146	169	127	35	7
809	Technically, you are still in the United States.	1.2899	0.04230	169	128	33	8
810	I think a divorce would be simpler, Jane.	1.2899	0.03972	169	125	39	5
811	I just need some space.	1.2899	0.04146	169	127	35	7
812	Maybe you should go a bit easier on the garlic.	1.2899	0.04146	169	127	35	7
813	Thanks for agreeing to another date despite the flatulence incident.	1.2899	0.04393	169	130	29	10
814	Wouldn't it be easier to just replace the teflon pan?	1.2899	0.04472	169	131	27	11
815	I promise never to ask for liver and onions again.	1.2899	0.04472	169	131	27	11
816	You could have just said, "No."	1.2899	0.04472	169	131	27	11
817	After dinner, let's get some fresh air.	1.2899	0.04551	169	132	25	12
818	But you made Ebola last night.	1.2899	0.04703	169	134	21	14
819	I get it...you don't like liver and onions.	1.2899	0.04230	169	128	33	8
820	On the plus side, we're the only family in Chernobyl with locally grown produce.	1.2899	0.04551	169	132	25	12
821	Got it---I'll never request liver again.	1.2899	0.04146	169	127	35	7
822	I take it they were out of organic eggs?	1.2899	0.04627	169	133	23	13
823	I can't wait to see how you're planning to eat it.....	1.2899	0.04393	169	130	29	10
824	If you wanted more space, you should have just told me.	1.2899	0.04230	169	128	33	8
825	In what way am I creating a hostile atmosphere?	1.2899	0.04393	169	130	29	10
826	Come on, I don't ask you to cook fish that often!	1.2899	0.04551	169	132	25	12
827	Can't you just live in a bubble like everyone else?	1.2882	0.04527	170	133	25	12
828	What, exactly, IS for dinner?	1.2857	0.04234	168	128	32	8
829	Mother is only staying the week. No reason to invoke the nuclear option.	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
830	How spicy?	1.2857	0.04317	168	129	30	9
831	I don't think I've ever had shrimp with both EPA and FDA warnings.	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
832	Okay, you win. Where's the Listerine?	1.2857	0.04317	168	129	30	9
833	Honey, it's just a cold.	1.2857	0.04234	168	128	32	8
834	Geez, how many alarms does that chili have?	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
835	It smells delicious, but will it pair well with Tang?	1.2857	0.04479	168	131	26	11
836	New hairdo?	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
837	Is there something I should know about?	1.2857	0.04635	168	133	22	13
838	The range hood is easier.	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
839	Is the non-stick coating really worth it?	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
840	Honestly, that GMO bacon can't hurt you.	1.2857	0.04234	168	128	32	8
841	Okay, so you're feeling weightless and adrift. I get it now.	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
842	It looks like it's to die for, honey.	1.2857	0.04635	168	133	22	13
843	Why can't you just wash your hands like everyone else?	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
844	I'd like to propose a toast before we're toast.	1.2857	0.04317	168	129	30	9
845	Onions?	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
846	So I guess you heard my mom is coming for dinner.	1.2857	0.04479	168	131	26	11
847	Which allergy is it this week?	1.2857	0.04861	168	136	16	16
848	That's one small meal for a man.	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
849	Perhaps we should eat out.	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
850	Nuclear waste? Again?	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
851	What do you mean- 'no atmosphere'?	1.2857	0.04234	168	128	32	8
852	I have to be honest. It does make your butt look fat.	1.2857	0.04149	168	127	34	7
853	Don't go to any trouble just for me.	1.2857	0.04234	168	128	32	8
854	What if I wasn't the last man on Earth.	1.2857	0.04317	168	129	30	9
855	When Walter White wore that suit for "cooking," you know he didn't mean omelets, right?	1.2857	0.04635	168	133	22	13
856	Doris, you ARE a good mother. You don't need to MAKE the polio vaccine.	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
857	You made your point. I'll go see a gastroenterologist.	1.2857	0.04479	168	131	26	11
858	You said you needed some space.	1.2857	0.04479	168	131	26	11
859	When you called me "toxic," I thought you meant it figuratively.	1.2857	0.04479	168	131	26	11
860	In space, no one cares if you're gluten-free.	1.2857	0.04635	168	133	22	13
861	When I suggested role playing I was thinking of more exposed skin!	1.2857	0.04479	168	131	26	11
862	Did you catch any ghosts today?	1.2831	0.04668	166	132	21	13
863	Suit yourself	1.2831	0.04344	166	128	29	9
864	I see you're still bringing work home.	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
865	What kind of recipe calls for using water from Flint, Michigan?	1.2831	0.04084	166	125	35	6
866	Too many jalapenos?	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
867	Are you going to change for dinner or is that it?	1.2831	0.04084	166	125	35	6
868	Fusion, not fission.	1.2831	0.04428	166	129	27	10
869	Why don't you just leave out the habaneros?	1.2831	0.04259	166	127	31	8
870	I know you are vegan, so I appreciate you cooking my steak.	1.2831	0.04428	166	129	27	10
871	Is that for me?	1.2831	0.04428	166	129	27	10
872	Perhaps, I need to be more sensitive to your cooking allergy.	1.2831	0.04344	166	128	29	9
873	Wouldn't it be easier to just buy organic?	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
874	I love that you'll cook liver for me.	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
875	Perhaps we could pair it with Tang.	1.2831	0.04173	166	126	33	7
876	You could just get the vaccination.	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
877	Haggis again?	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
878	How am I going to get her bra off?	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
879	Just to be clear. You think I that I suck all the oxygen out of a room?	1.2831	0.04344	166	128	29	9
880	I know it was silent, but deadly?	1.2831	0.04822	166	134	17	15
881	And so another romantic dinner for two begins.	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
882	Fine, I'll stop saying "he's still our president."	1.2831	0.04589	166	131	23	12
883	If you didn't like my mother's recipe, you could have just said "No."	1.2831	0.04173	166	126	33	7
884	When you said you wanted to use protection if things heated up, this wasn't what I had in mind.	1.2831	0.04668	166	132	21	13
885	Note to self... change my dating profile from "looking for an out of this world cook" to "looking for a good cook"!!	1.2831	0.04173	166	126	33	7
886	Let me guess... gluten.	1.2831	0.04668	166	132	21	13
887	Why Don't You Slip Into Something A Little More Comfortable	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
888	It's just liver and onions. I like liver and onions. I don't see why you need to make such a deal about it.	1.2831	0.04084	166	125	35	6
889	Thanks for fixing me dinner, but how come you aren't having any ?	1.2831	0.04668	166	132	21	13
890	Honey, I was only kidding when I said your cooking tasted like hazardous waste.	1.2831	0.04428	166	129	27	10
891	Is this another snide comment on my personal hygiene?	1.2831	0.04259	166	127	31	8
892	I'm glad you're taking proper precautions after the flambe incident.	1.2831	0.04344	166	128	29	9
893	You could just leave out the garlic.	1.2831	0.04344	166	128	29	9
894	If you didn't want to make liver & onions you should have just said so	1.2831	0.03994	166	124	37	5
895	Take that thing off and have a drink. The EPA isn't shutting down until next week	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
896	I'm pretty sure that 'she sucks the oxygen out of the room' is just an expression.	1.2814	0.04485	167	131	25	11
897	Babe, thanks again for preparing liver and onions.	1.2788	0.03901	165	123	38	4
898	Am I wearing too much cologne?	1.2788	0.03994	165	124	36	5
899	Special sauce?	1.2788	0.04433	165	129	26	10
900	I absolutely adore this wine with your homemade meth.	1.2788	0.04516	165	130	24	11
901	Why don't you just buy non-GMO eggs?	1.2788	0.04349	165	128	28	9
902	Aren't you overdoing the silent treatment?	1.2788	0.04175	165	126	32	7
903	Remind me again: Is this diet for weight loss or weightlessness?	1.2788	0.04175	165	126	32	7
904	You take the comfort out of comfort food.	1.2788	0.04597	165	131	22	12
905	It suits you.	1.2788	0.04597	165	131	22	12
906	Let me guess liver and onions tonight.	1.2788	0.04175	165	126	32	7
907	We're out of Tang.	1.2788	0.04086	165	125	34	6
908	I'm not upset, I just feel you're avoiding me.	1.2788	0.04263	165	127	30	8
909	Polonium again?	1.2788	0.04597	165	131	22	12
910	Have you considered that moving to Canada might be more practical than moving to Mars?	1.2788	0.04433	165	129	26	10
911	Eggs Bannondict, again?	1.2788	0.04676	165	132	20	13
912	Let me guess- "Best By" date was yesterday...	1.2788	0.04597	165	131	22	12
913	Ground Control to Major Mom...	1.2788	0.04349	165	128	28	9
914	We're running late. Just nuke it.	1.2788	0.04433	165	129	26	10
915	I just think that maybe you're taking your four-alarm chili a little too far.	1.2788	0.04349	165	128	28	9
916	You win, I'll buy you the non-Teflon cookware.	1.2788	0.04433	165	129	26	10
917	You're saying it's to die for?	1.2788	0.04349	165	128	28	9
918	God you're hot.	1.2788	0.04516	165	130	24	11
919	You've lived on Earth for a year now. Do you really still need the suit?	1.2788	0.04433	165	129	26	10
920	I'm missing the point of your elaborate sarcasm.	1.2771	0.04326	166	129	28	9
921	Look, I know it's my mother's recipe, but really....	1.2771	0.04241	166	128	30	8
922	Honey, here's to my last day on the "7-Day Bean Diet."	1.2771	0.04955	166	137	12	17
923	I can't help it if you're allergic to everything I like	1.2761	0.04200	163	125	31	7
924	OK...OK...I'll see about a new vent fan!	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
925	How about a glass of wine to decompress?	1.2761	0.04109	163	124	33	6
926	I thought you were going to take that off after the election.	1.2761	0.04546	163	129	23	11
927	The doctor said it was just a rash.	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
928	OK, you need a little space.	1.2761	0.04200	163	125	31	7
929	I sense you're not cooking organic tonight.	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
930	Marie Curie didn't bring her work home with her.	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
931	I still think a little pollution is a small price to pay for being great again.	1.2761	0.04546	163	129	23	11
932	Honey, I didn't mean that "You look Radiant" literally.	1.2761	0.04109	163	124	33	6
933	I think I need more space, too	1.2761	0.04109	163	124	33	6
934	I said I wanted it well done, not welded.	1.2761	0.04462	163	128	25	10
935	I'll still eat it. Wine is the duct tape of the kitchen.	1.2761	0.04546	163	129	23	11
936	Are you mad at me?	1.2761	0.04462	163	128	25	10
937	Mars bars?	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
938	Does this mean no SEX after dinner?	1.2761	0.03920	163	122	37	4
939	Again with the brussels sprouts?	1.2761	0.03920	163	122	37	4
940	Your cooking is out of this world.	1.2761	0.04710	163	131	19	13
941	So, how's the neurosis?	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
942	So, um, how old are those leftovers?	1.2761	0.04109	163	124	33	6
943	I've heard your cooking is out of this world	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
944	Did you make it spicy like I asked?	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
945	Ah, your mother's haggis recipe again, eh?	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
946	Well, at least I can stand the heat.	1.2761	0.04200	163	125	31	7
947	Deep-seafood ?	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
948	My commute was no fun either, but you don't see me complaining.	1.2761	0.04546	163	129	23	11
949	I love it when you make a moon pie from scratch.	1.2761	0.04462	163	128	25	10
950	Cooking meth on the stove top again honey?	1.2761	0.04710	163	131	19	13
951	It's probably just me, but I sense a distance between us.	1.2761	0.04462	163	128	25	10
952	Come on! It's just cilantro.	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
953	You knew I was from Mars when you married me.	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
954	So, who are these guests again?	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
955	I see my 'toxic personality' crack is still on the table.	1.2761	0.04462	163	128	25	10
956	I feel like you don't hear me anymore.	1.2761	0.04200	163	125	31	7
957	Okay then, I'll take a bath. Geez!	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
958	Do you smell gas?	1.2761	0.04462	163	128	25	10
959	Your preparation for a post-inauguration apocalypse is to be commended.	1.2744	0.04178	164	126	31	7
960	Our therapist didn't mean it literally when he said 'toxic relationship'	1.2744	0.04353	164	128	27	9
961	Honey, they're not planning to abolish the Clean Air Act until next month.	1.2744	0.04522	164	130	23	11
962	You seem a little spacey lately.	1.2744	0.04353	164	128	27	9
963	If they're so toxic, why'd you invite them for dinner?	1.2744	0.04353	164	128	27	9
964	Do I have time to change before dinner?	1.2744	0.03994	164	124	35	5
965	You really don't like my mother's recipe	1.2744	0.04266	164	127	29	8
966	Look, I'll open the refrigerator door when you stop calling me HAL.	1.2744	0.04353	164	128	27	9
967	So you're saying you don't like liver and onions	1.2744	0.04087	164	125	33	6
968	I saw the doctor today for my gas problems	1.2716	0.04636	162	130	20	12
969	You know honey, I think you are misinterpreting my request for more space in our relationship	1.2716	0.04292	162	126	28	8
970	There are other ways to say you don't like it.	1.2716	0.04381	162	127	26	9
971	I don't know... It's just that I'm feeling really vulnerable right now.	1.2716	0.04467	162	128	24	10
972	Your meter here says back off on the garlic.	1.2716	0.03718	162	120	40	2
973	Word of Trump's "nuclear option" seems to have affected you and me differently.	1.2716	0.04718	162	131	18	13
974	You must be cooking a recipe for disaster	1.2716	0.04467	162	128	24	10
975	Of course I respect you as a vegan, but I do like my tenderloin once in a while.	1.2716	0.04718	162	131	18	13
976	You've hardly touched your wine.	1.2716	0.04110	162	124	32	6
977	Please tell me this is the last of the Trump Steaks.	1.2716	0.04381	162	127	26	9
978	Claiming there's no atmosphere isn't going to get you that new kitchen, Lucille.	1.2716	0.04636	162	130	20	12
979	It still won’t stop the smoke alarm from going off.	1.2716	0.04110	162	124	32	6
980	Were you on Ebay again?	1.2716	0.04552	162	129	22	11
981	That's one small egg for man, one giant soufflé for mankind.	1.2716	0.04110	162	124	32	6
982	Is there something I should know about my mother's recipe?	1.2716	0.04467	162	128	24	10
983	Habanero curry again?	1.2716	0.04467	162	128	24	10
984	I suppose I don’t take his tweets as seriously as you.	1.2699	0.04443	163	129	24	10
985	I said "lunch," not "launch.'	1.2699	0.04527	163	130	22	11
986	I just feel like we're drifting apart.	1.2688	0.04132	160	123	31	6
987	This isn't the type of fusion I had in mind.	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
988	For heaven's sake, Helen, they're just Brussels sprouts.	1.2688	0.04132	160	123	31	6
989	I think i'm okay with just wine	1.2688	0.04226	160	124	29	7
990	How many habanero peppers did you use?!!	1.2688	0.04497	160	127	23	10
991	Tell me that's the last of our frozen Trump steaks.	1.2688	0.04583	160	128	21	11
992	You may not die from your cooking but what about me?	1.2688	0.04409	160	126	25	9
993	So I should've got the grass-fed?	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
994	So...... Am I too late to chop the onions ?	1.2688	0.04036	160	122	33	5
995	Fukushima Tuna, again?	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
996	With you, being from Venus is no metaphor.	1.2688	0.04132	160	123	31	6
997	I'm afraid to ask.	1.2688	0.04409	160	126	25	9
998	Honey, did I notice an increase in our life insurance?	1.2688	0.04132	160	123	31	6
999	I didn't realize that dinner involved the nuclear option.	1.2688	0.03938	160	121	35	4
1000	I know, I miss our liberal bubble too.	1.2688	0.04226	160	124	29	7
1001	No, that was the expiration date, not the half-life.	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
1002	North Korea/Persian fusion?	1.2688	0.04752	160	130	17	13
1003	Honey, I think it's time we cleared the air.	1.2688	0.03938	160	121	35	4
1004	You honestly prefer sarcasm to changing your perfume?	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
1005	Methane from kale?	1.2688	0.04915	160	132	13	15
1006	When I said you looked good in a suit, this wasn't really what I had in mind	1.2688	0.04132	160	123	31	6
1007	Don't go beyond 'medium spicy' on mine.	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
1008	I don't think that's what our therapist meant when he said our relationship is toxic	1.2688	0.04752	160	130	17	13
1009	I don't think that's what they meant by "heat, covered".	1.2688	0.04583	160	128	21	11
1010	No pepper's as hot as you in your Hazmat Suit, dear.	1.2688	0.04409	160	126	25	9
1011	Couldn't you just get a smoke detector like everyone else?	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
1012	I said I need space, Jeff! What is so difficult to understand about that?	1.2688	0.04583	160	128	21	11
1013	Excellent - we haven't had 'The Right Stuffing' in quite some time.	1.2671	0.04558	161	129	21	11
1014	You said you needed some space.	1.2671	0.04295	161	126	27	8
1015	I see your trying your mother's recipe.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1016	You and Trump are going to have to breathe the same air at some point, honey.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1017	To think we used to cook without the Gluten-suit.	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1018	Is there something you want to tell me?	1.2642	0.03935	159	121	34	4
1019	Have you thought about cooking without peanuts?	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1020	I know you don't like to cook liver and onions for me, but that suit is overkill.	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1021	So how was your day?	1.2642	0.04589	159	128	20	11
1022	I get it, Barb, you're a vegan. Just make sure my burger is medium rare.	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1023	Yellowcake again?	1.2642	0.04035	159	122	32	5
1024	Earth to Betty Crocker, do you read me?	1.2642	0.04501	159	127	22	10
1025	It's okay to go light on the garlic.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1026	Are you even listening to me? Earth to Karen!	1.2642	0.04035	159	122	32	5
1027	Is our relationship that toxic ?	1.2642	0.04133	159	123	30	6
1028	Nice try, but you still turn me on when you cook.	1.2642	0.04133	159	123	30	6
1029	Especially for me? Should I worry?	1.2642	0.04501	159	127	22	10
1030	It's been a long time since we played the Astronaut and the Sex Monster...	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1031	You realize his term is for four years.	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1032	Let's just say, I hope you are wearing that to bed tonight.	1.2642	0.04501	159	127	22	10
1033	So I see you've decided to go for the nuclear option.	1.2642	0.04501	159	127	22	10
1034	I think it's time to get rid of the no-stick cookware.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1035	I can do that, if you have more important things to do.	1.2642	0.04133	159	123	30	6
1036	You know the oven has a vent, right..?	1.2642	0.03935	159	121	34	4
1037	You know you can turn it to low, right?	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1038	I'm thinking maybe we go out to eat tonight.	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1039	I just need some space.	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1040	But your mother got me this aftershave.	1.2642	0.04501	159	127	22	10
1041	I'm just assuming...no breakfast, and no sex.	1.2642	0.03935	159	121	34	4
1042	Do you know something I don't know?	1.2642	0.03935	159	121	34	4
1043	Trump l'Orange?	1.2642	0.04759	159	130	16	13
1044	When you said our marriage had become toxic, I didn't realize you meant literally.	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1045	Not so many plutonium sprinkles on mine, please.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1046	Now, I wish I had opened a more fire-retardant chardonnay.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1047	I promise I will never buy non-organic again.	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1048	Did I mention I had a huge lunch today	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1049	Why can't we emit carbon like normal folk?	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1050	Honey, if you'd like, I can cook the onions next time.	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1051	How much space do you need?	1.2642	0.04133	159	123	30	6
1052	Are you trying to tell me that you need your space?	1.2611	0.04056	157	121	31	5
1053	I appreciate you cooking with gluten just for me.	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1054	No-one makes gravy like you do, Alice.	1.2611	0.04708	157	128	17	12
1055	Stop googling harmful effects	1.2611	0.04253	157	123	27	7
1056	They say your cooking is out of this world.	1.2611	0.04621	157	127	19	11
1057	Honey, I just got the oxygen bill today.	1.2611	0.04621	157	127	19	11
1058	You know, you could just leave the onions out.	1.2611	0.04056	157	121	31	5
1059	Sure, the kitchen needs some updating, but it has atmosphere.	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1060	Going somewhere special?	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1061	Cooking with municipal water again?	1.2611	0.04621	157	127	19	11
1062	That's not really what I meant when I said I needed more space.	1.2611	0.04155	157	122	29	6
1063	Nothing happens in a vacuum.	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1064	I withdraw my objections to the pink hat.	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1065	Going 'off recipe'?	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1066	Seriously, a hazmat dinner theme for my mother?	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1067	Shouldn't you wash your hands first?	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1068	Okay, but how do you eat it?	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1069	Are you trying to tell me you need some space?	1.2611	0.04155	157	122	29	6
1070	Houston, Do we have a problem?	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1071	I'm no expert, but I believe the gluten only affects you when ingested...	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1072	Your profile mentioned you were a killer cook.	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1073	Honey, I'd like us to start seeing other astronauts.	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1074	I see you're anticipating the changes at the EPA	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1075	Perhaps you should lighten up on the garlic.	1.2611	0.04253	157	123	27	7
1076	Don't hover, Harold. I told you I could no longer breathe the same air as you if you voted for that jackass...	1.2611	0.04708	157	128	17	12
1077	I thought you were kidding when you said you did not want to even breathe the same air....	1.2611	0.04253	157	123	27	7
1078	Are you preparing for dinner, or the end of the EPA?	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1079	And you expect me to eat that?	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1080	So you're probably not drinking your wine then....	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1081	So have you given any more thought to kissing?	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1082	Next time, I'll chop the onions.	1.2611	0.04155	157	122	29	6
1083	Smelling bacon will not raise your cholesterol.	1.2611	0.04253	157	123	27	7
1084	I get it. You're not a fan of liver.	1.2611	0.04253	157	123	27	7
1085	They say 80% of communication is non-verbal.	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1086	I really think you should just sit down and decompress.	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1087	What's happening at the EPA these days?	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1088	Honey, open up a little.	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1089	I think we both need our space.	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1090	Maybe you could cut back on the curry a little.	1.2581	0.04077	155	120	30	5
1091	I couldn't find a good pairing for the chicken and ricin.	1.2581	0.04562	155	125	20	10
1092	I'm just saying, "artisinal uranium" sounds made-up.	1.2581	0.04742	155	127	16	12
1093	Ground Control to Major Mom...	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1094	Most of my girlfriends just throw on one of my old shirts, but this works too!	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1095	I thought you said Venetian cuisine.	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1096	Honey...when I said I needed some space...I didn't mean it literally.	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1097	I thought you threw away that Teflon pan.	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1098	It's a recipe from that show "Breaking Bad"	1.2581	0.04562	155	125	20	10
1099	So your cooking instructor says you're well-suited?	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1100	I wish you had more confidence in your cooking skills	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1101	When I said "If you think your mother is moving in with us, you can save your breath", this isn't what I had in mind...	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1102	I feel space between us	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1103	OK, you've made your point; you don't care for brussel sprouts.	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1104	Another late night TV purchase I assume?	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1105	Next time I'll buy organic.	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1106	It's not my fault they confirmed him to head the EPA.	1.2581	0.04653	155	126	18	11
1107	"You said you wanted some space"?	1.2581	0.04562	155	125	20	10
1108	You know I'm not going to eat that?	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1109	You've taken your obsession with 'Breaking Bad' a little too far.	1.2581	0.04742	155	127	16	12
1110	I get it, you're not a fan of cooking fish.	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1111	You've done something with your hair?	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1112	Is this your first time in the CDC dating pool?	1.2581	0.04653	155	126	18	11
1113	Well, at least you and the wine can breathe.	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1114	OK, I get it! I screwed up. Organic, non-GMO veggies next time...	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1115	All right. No need to get drastic. I'll sign the divorce papers.	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1116	Just how much space do you want?	1.2581	0.03973	155	119	32	4
1117	I'm sure you don't really have to be s rocket scientist to make scrambled eggs!	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1118	Wow, I've never actually read the USDA safety guidelines for cooking meat.	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1119	Barb, I don't think smelling the gluten will actually kill you	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1120	So, what if it was George Clooney who requested liver and onions?	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1121	I think that you're taking your science of cooking class way too seriously.	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1122	You've made your point, from now on I'll only buy organic.	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1123	You know... You shouldn't feel obliged to use every Williams-Sonoma gift card Lisa and Eric give us.	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1124	Frankly, yes, that HAZMAT suit does make your butt look fat.	1.2581	0.04653	155	126	18	11
1125	So... You're from Venus?	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1126	Free-range chicken from Chernobyl, again?	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1127	Honey, you're being paranoid. They meant using the "nuclear option" as a metaphor.	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1128	O.K. you don't like liver and onions. I get it.	1.2581	0.04077	155	120	30	5
1129	Well if you're going to be that way about it, next time just make me a veggie burger.	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1130	Why don't you finish your drink and relax. You don't have to blast off for 3 hours.	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1131	It's just Kale.	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1132	Do we need to talk?	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1133	So, how much gluten are we talking about?	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1134	Cabbage again?	1.2564	0.04349	156	124	24	8
1135	So you think I'm the one who takes all the oxygen out of the room?	1.2564	0.04155	156	122	28	6
1136	It's just a little gluten.	1.2564	0.04253	156	123	26	7
1137	Honey, I don't think the Sous Chef job at NASA includes the Space Station.	1.2564	0.04253	156	123	26	7
1138	Want me to taste it first?	1.2564	0.04253	156	123	26	7
1139	You touched the monolith and what then?	1.2564	0.04444	156	125	22	9
1140	If you don't like liver and onions, just say so.	1.2564	0.04253	156	123	26	7
1141	If you can't stand the smell, get out of the kitchen.	1.2564	0.04444	156	125	22	9
1142	I see you've moved on from molecular to sub-atomic gastronomy.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1143	I know you said you were allergic to cooking, but I had no idea.	1.2532	0.04566	154	125	19	10
1144	You really shouldn't have your oxygen tank that close to an open flame.	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
1145	On this planet the women also do the dishes.	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1146	Look, if you feel that strongly, we can replace the Teflon with stainless steel.	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1147	I think you're taking this detox diet a bit too far.	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
1148	It's a North Korean recipe.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1149	Honey, I'm getting dinner ready asbestos I can.	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
1150	I wasn't aware that gluten could become airborne.	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1151	I know you think we have a toxic relationship, but that's just mean.	1.2532	0.04566	154	125	19	10
1152	So you've gone back to stove top meth?	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1153	This is not quite what I had in mind when I suggested role play.	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1154	Still in your pjs!	1.2532	0.04837	154	128	13	13
1155	You remembered my liver and onions!	1.2532	0.03969	154	119	31	4
1156	Honey, do you think this Monsanto vegetarian diet is a good idea?	1.2532	0.04748	154	127	15	12
1157	Maybe I shouldn't have told you to suit yourself about dinner.	1.2532	0.04075	154	120	29	5
1158	Adding Kimchi?	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1159	It's JUST liver.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1160	Be honest, does wine aggravate my flatulence?	1.2532	0.04658	154	126	17	11
1161	You needn't be so dramatic. I like liver and onions	1.2532	0.03749	154	117	35	2
1162	Or, we could just pay more for birth control.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1163	But is it kosher?	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1164	Men are from mars , women are from Venus .	1.2532	0.04075	154	120	29	5
1165	Look, I'm sorry I couldn't find organic.	1.2532	0.04075	154	120	29	5
1166	Are you sure that you saw this on one of the food network shows?	1.2532	0.04566	154	125	19	10
1167	Kellyanne and I were just good friends.	1.2532	0.04748	154	127	15	12
1168	The NASA diet?	1.2532	0.04075	154	120	29	5
1169	This relationship has become way too toxic.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1170	It's easier to cut down on the garlic.	1.2532	0.03969	154	119	31	4
1171	Don't you think this is carrying the 'toxic relationship' thing a bit too far?	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
1172	You don't have to be a rocket scientist to make kale taste good, but it helps.	1.2532	0.04278	154	122	25	7
1173	I knew there would be an adjustment period when you arrived home from the International Space Station.	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1174	I said AND THAT WAS THE SMALLEST HEARING AID THEY COULD FIT YOU WITH?	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1175	Does Gwyneth explain exactly how this improves scrambled eggs?	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1176	Of course I think your job is important.	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
1177	Okay. You win. I'll buy you a new stove.	1.2532	0.04278	154	122	25	7
1178	So how's that molecular gastronomy class going?	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
1179	I don't think you're supposed to fry lutefisk.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1180	Hey Honey, I see that you are trying one of mom's recipes again.	1.2532	0.04278	154	122	25	7
1181	Three-alarm chili or GMO salmon?	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1182	Should I be worried that you're bringing work home with you again?	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1183	Sweetheart, it's just gluten.	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1184	Is that a new tank?	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1185	You can't be too careful with non-organic products these days.	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1186	Do you even know what gluten is?	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1187	This relationship feels toxic.	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1188	Uh, hon. Can we talk about these new chili pepper recipes?"	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1189	Enough already! I'll go vegan too.	1.2500	0.04691	152	125	16	11
1190	What happens when you sneeze?	1.2500	0.04501	152	123	20	9
1191	And to think--the French still smoke.	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1192	Sorry I mentioned that hair in my soup.	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1193	Ok, I'll give you more space.	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1194	Ok, I get it...my turn to clean the bathroom.	1.2500	0.04201	152	120	26	6
1195	You're sweet to cook non-vegan for me.	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1196	If you can't stand the smell, get out of the kitchen.	1.2500	0.04691	152	125	16	11
1197	Something new from Hazel's Hazmat Cookbook?	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1198	Liver and onions?	1.2500	0.04201	152	120	26	6
1199	Your cooking is out of this world.	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1200	Ok. I promise it's the last time I ask for liver and onions.	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1201	Who are you wearing?	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1202	You give a whole new meaning to the phrase turn me on.	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1203	Remember when we agree that you needed to leave your work at the office.	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1204	Flint, we have a problem.	1.2500	0.04096	152	119	28	5
1205	Feel like going out for dinner tonight?	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1206	You're not wearing that on Valentine's Day, are you?	1.2500	0.04096	152	119	28	5
1207	Exactly what did you mean by 'you need your space?'	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1208	Szechuan again tonight?	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1209	Ok I get it I'll never ask for liver again.	1.2500	0.04201	152	120	26	6
1210	All right. Next time remind me to buy organic.	1.2500	0.04691	152	125	16	11
1211	C'mon, you found a hair one time!	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1212	I really do appreciate you fixing me liver and onions.	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1213	I feel like you've been really closed off lately.	1.2500	0.04201	152	120	26	6
1214	I guess we could do without some regulations.	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1215	Why didn't you just get rid of the Teflon pan?	1.2500	0.04501	152	123	20	9
1216	Let me guess: The lutefisk, onion and limburger stew?	1.2500	0.04096	152	119	28	5
1217	I'm not hungry	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1218	I didn't know mother was joining us for dinner.	1.2500	0.03988	152	118	30	4
1219	Yeah? Well if we're in space then why do you need a non-stick pan?	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1220	O.K. I'll start using mouthwash again!	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1221	I've always loved your Hazmat Helper.	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1222	If you really are that sensitive to gluten, I can cook my own breakfast.	1.2500	0.04691	152	125	16	11
1223	Would you prefer wine or lower oxygen levels?	1.2500	0.04691	152	125	16	11
1224	How much alcohol will I need to drink to enjoy this?	1.2500	0.04201	152	120	26	6
1225	I said I was sorry	1.2500	0.03988	152	118	30	4
1226	..then he drops the smallpox vial and it bounces off the table straight into my lab coat pocket.	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1227	Besides the toxic explosion down the street, how was your day?	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1228	If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1229	Just say it ... you're suffocating in this relationship!	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1230	Since you can not hear me I announce that you are one crazy idiotic wacko.	1.2500	0.04501	152	123	20	9
1231	I think I'll pass on dinner tonight.	1.2500	0.04501	152	123	20	9
1232	How long have you felt our relationship was toxic?	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1233	Hazmat hash again, huh?	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1234	Got time for a quickie?	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1235	How bad can a little gluten really be?	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1236	Yes, Marge. I DO understand that you need your own space.	1.2484	0.04176	153	121	26	6
1237	BRUSSELS SPROUTS TONIGHT ?	1.2450	0.04600	151	124	17	10
1238	Prepping for the world after EPA?	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1239	I promise I won't talk about politics anymore.	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1240	You are looking simply radiant tonight my dear.	1.2450	0.04503	151	123	19	9
1241	a trip to the moon Alice...well played	1.2450	0.04600	151	124	17	10
1242	Um, I'll be eating at the club tonight.	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1243	Wow, nice pack!!	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1244	We're having that again?	1.2450	0.04600	151	124	17	10
1245	Have you been living in a vacuum or something?	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1246	If you won't smell it, I won't eat it.	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1247	Are you still giving me the silent treatment?	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1248	Earth to Julie...Earth to Julie...	1.2450	0.04092	151	119	27	5
1249	Look. If the wine can breathe, so can you.	1.2450	0.04092	151	119	27	5
1250	Okay. I admit that saying I needed more space was insensitive.	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1251	I am not sure I am in the mood for fusion cooking tonight.	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1252	Well I, for one, breathe easier without stifling regulations like the Clean Air Act.	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1253	How's your molecular gastronomy class going?	1.2450	0.04503	151	123	19	9
1254	You're cute when you're irradiated.	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1255	I give up, what's the message?	1.2450	0.04600	151	124	17	10
1256	Honey,it's just bacon.	1.2450	0.04503	151	123	19	9
1257	Earth to Jane, would you like some more wine?	1.2450	0.04092	151	119	27	5
1258	Well maybe I need more space, too.	1.2450	0.03983	151	118	29	4
1259	What kind of chili peppers are those?	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1260	Do you know something I don't know?	1.2450	0.03983	151	118	29	4
1261	How did your confirmation hearing go, Betsy?	1.2450	0.04600	151	124	17	10
1262	And you'll be detoxing for how long?	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1263	Petal, I think the recipe said oxident free, not oxygen free.	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1264	``So let me get this straight. The march on Washington wasn't enough. You're going to wear this outfit for the next four years?''	1.2450	0.04092	151	119	27	5
1265	What do you mean I've developed a toxic personality?	1.2450	0.04503	151	123	19	9
1266	It said our sex life should be active, not radioactive	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1267	They just nominated him for head of the EPA. He hasn't been approved yet.	1.2450	0.04503	151	123	19	9
1268	Whatcha makin'?	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1269	You seem a little spaced out this evening...	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1270	What wine pairs with contaminated fish?	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1271	Are we expecting your mother?	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1272	Honey, it's time to cut back on the Amazon Prime.	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1273	We all have filters, some more obvious than others.	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1274	I hope you're not burning our last supper.	1.2434	0.04476	152	124	19	9
1275	"No onions" would've been easier...	1.2416	0.04728	149	124	14	11
1276	Lutefisk	1.2416	0.04631	149	123	16	10
1277	If I suck all the oxygen out of the room how did this wine manage to breath?	1.2416	0.04431	149	121	20	8
1278	So, I take it you've been watching Dr. Oz again?	1.2416	0.04328	149	120	22	7
1279	I think I'll go out for dinner tonight Sweetie.	1.2416	0.04328	149	120	22	7
1280	Yep, that's just the way mom used to make it.	1.2416	0.04532	149	122	18	9
1281	I take it my cologne is a little strong this evening?	1.2416	0.04113	149	118	26	5
1282	Is there something I should know?	1.2416	0.04113	149	118	26	5
1283	Maybe next time just buy the non-GMO beef.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1284	I'm clearly not suited for this kind of food.	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1285	You could've just said no to liver and onions.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1286	Are you really sure you don't mind making me fried beef liver with onions?	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1287	Your gluten intolerance can't be THAT bad.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1288	Seems like going gluten free shouldn't be quite that difficult.	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1289	It was just a tiny, little fart and it’s come to this.	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
1290	It smells like it's to die for!	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1291	When you said UFO, I didn't think you meant unidentified frying object.	1.2381	0.04663	147	122	15	10
1292	Well...I thought you wanted more space.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1293	...or without onions would be fine, too.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1294	That hazmat suit would look great on my bedroom floor.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1295	Was it something I said?	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1296	Honey, what a strange question! Of course my life insurance premiums are fully paid.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1297	My atomic chili recipe is way simpler.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1298	Okay, I'll stop asking for onions in everything.	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
1299	'Toxic environment?' I said I was sorry.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1300	We'll, I think you're avoiding intimacy not depressurization.	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1301	So you're telling me you need space.	1.2381	0.03901	147	115	29	3
1302	Beth, honey, you can't wear that for four years.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1303	Is this because of the microwave?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1304	Plutonium Paella tonight?	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1305	I'm preparing for launch.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1306	I thought you said you wanted more space-- not to go to space.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1307	Why do you put that thing on everytime I start talking about Trump?	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1308	Applying for the kitchen staff at the Trump White House?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1309	So, as I was saying on my drive over here, the Ebola thing was just a false alarm, no one on the flight was at risk,	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
1310	Well if you keep serving beans what do you expect?	1.2381	0.04663	147	122	15	10
1311	Not sure what’s going into that; just remember I’m gluten-free.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1312	You feel our marriage is that toxic?	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1313	Put in a little more Polonium 210...my mom is bringing a date.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1314	Earth to Joan...	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1315	It might be simpler to switch from Teflon to ceramic.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1316	So if we get the microwave fixed, you only need the lead vest, right?	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1317	Y'know what would really be out of this world? Bacon.	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
1318	I don't think this is what your therapist meant by being more self-contained.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1319	Haven't you heard? Air pollution is a hoax.	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1320	I appreciate that you still cook meat for me even after becoming vegan, but do you have to wear the suit every time?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1321	One of these days I'll get the stove vent fixed, I promise.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1322	This so-called therapist of yours, how long does he think I'm going to be toxic?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1323	I'm just saying, let's wait and see if the EPA is abolished.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1324	Maybe you want to slip into something more comfortable?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1325	Oh, come on! It's only liver and onions. Could be worse!	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1326	New outfit, hon?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1327	Okay, you win. Next time, we'll buy organic.	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
1328	So how was your trip to Fukushima?	1.2381	0.04762	147	123	13	11
1329	Yes, my life insurance is paid up. Why do you ask?	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1330	Finally putting those stovetop meth classes to use.	1.2381	0.04762	147	123	13	11
1331	Open the oven door, Hal!	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1332	Are you cooking again for your nuclear family?	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1333	You'll be a chef to the stars one way or the other.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1334	Seriously, we can get Chinese.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1335	How did the EPA confirmation hearing go?	1.2381	0.04663	147	122	15	10
1336	Why do I think we're having beans again?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1337	Your text message said you wanted to talk about an incident at work today. So how was your first day at the CDC infectious diseases lab?	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1338	So you think our relationship is becoming toxic ?	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1339	Pufferfish again?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1340	So...is this chili going to be spicy...?	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1341	"Kicking things up a notch" was just a suggestion.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1342	Have a drink. We still have at least a few weeks before the changes in the EPA kick in.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1343	Your soufflé seems to be dissolving the bottom of the frying pan.	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1344	I poured you some wine.	1.2381	0.04762	147	123	13	11
1345	I told you we'd make it to 2017.	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
1346	I like slipping into something more comfortable after work.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1347	So, this mean we're out of Beano again?	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1348	Are you sure we want to eat that?	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1349	I'm sorry I called you a space cadet.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1350	I'll go set the lead plates out.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1351	Role-play tonight? I'll get the probes.	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1352	He hasn't dismantled the EPA yet.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1353	Gosh, I miss the EPA.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1354	You may be taking the "tuna may contain traces of argon" warning a bit too seriously.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1355	You can’t keep living off the griddle like this.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1356	Your cooking it's already out of this world.	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1357	You seem preoccupied.	1.2329	0.04012	146	116	26	4
1358	Okay, I'm sorry. Next time I will buy organic produce.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1359	Your farts don't smell that good, either	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1360	And you want me to eat it?	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1361	All right...I admit it...your cooking is out if this world!	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1362	Am I invading your personal space?	1.2329	0.03770	146	114	30	2
1363	I'm guessing this has something to do with my joke at the party about your cooking.	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1364	I only suggested we have onions	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1365	First anti-bacterial soap now this - I think you have a problem	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1366	Next time, I'd be happy to slice the onions.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1367	Will you be joining me for dinner?	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1368	I'm getting a vibe here you'd rather eat out tonight.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1369	If you can't stand the heat, just get out of the kitchen.	1.2329	0.04563	146	121	16	9
1370	Trump roast?	1.2329	0.04563	146	121	16	9
1371	Our relationship does not exist in a vacuum.	1.2329	0.04563	146	121	16	9
1372	Remember when one glass was enough to decompress?	1.2329	0.04563	146	121	16	9
1373	Something tells me this is going to be out of this world.	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1374	Honey, I told you I need space right now.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1375	Not too spicy.	1.2329	0.04012	146	116	26	4
1376	What do you mean "alternate eating experience?"	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1377	I think you are taking fusion cooking too literally.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1378	Extreme vetting a new recipe?	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1379	I know he's picking a fight with China and inciting anger in the Muslim world... but why didn't you buy me a suit too?	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1380	Is this your way of saying you think this relationship has become toxic?	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1381	I think we should cancel our Amazon Prime membership.	1.2329	0.04666	146	122	14	10
1382	I know, but nobody's THAT sensitive to garlic.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1383	Going somewhere, later?	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1384	What do you mean you got the recipe from The Alternative Facts Cookbook?	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1385	Not a fan of cilantro?	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1386	I think you'll find that once you get past the smell it tastes really good.	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1387	I don't think the Doomsday Clock is literal. We still have time for a nice dinner.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1388	Actually, I would prefer it if you would change out of your work clothes before preparing dinner.	1.2329	0.04666	146	122	14	10
1389	OK Honey. We can take Liver and onions off the menu.	1.2329	0.03770	146	114	30	2
1390	Clearance sale at the EPA?	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1391	Shall I assume it's my turn to take out the garbage?	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1392	Hey, you're the one who asked for some space.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1393	Is our marriage really that toxic?	1.2329	0.04012	146	116	26	4
1394	Your beauty regimen gets more and more complex every day	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1395	"I think I'll pass on whatever it is you're cooking.	1.2329	0.04563	146	121	16	9
1396	Fine. Your gluten intolerance is a real thing. Now will you take that off before dinner?	1.2329	0.04563	146	121	16	9
1397	That in no way proves you're allergic to cooking.	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1398	There's nothing like cooking with gas.	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1399	You sure it was a soupçon of plutonium?	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1400	Aren’t you going a little overboard on this gluten-free thing?	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
1401	It wasn't just her body language. There was something else.	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
1402	Okay...next time we'll spring for the organic.	1.2313	0.04103	147	118	24	5
1403	So, how's that "living in a vacuum" working out for you?	1.2313	0.04324	147	120	20	7
1404	Oh…I thought you said hazmat soup.	1.2313	0.04535	147	122	16	9
1405	Honey, I don't think I'm hungry anymore.	1.2313	0.04103	147	118	24	5
1406	Gotta hand it to ya babe. You're the only person I know that can spend all day training for a manned flight into deep space, come home and cook me a burger.	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
1407	Does cooking help you decompress?	1.2313	0.04215	147	119	22	6
1408	Oh for Pete sake the onions are not that strong Brenda!	1.2313	0.04636	147	123	14	10
1409	OK, I WON'T FART NEAR YOU EVER AGAIN!	1.2313	0.04736	147	124	12	11
1410	Honestly Dolores when you said you were choosing space over a tiny house I had no idea what you really meant.	1.2313	0.04535	147	122	16	9
1411	I only sneezed once. I think you're overreacting.	1.2313	0.03870	147	116	28	3
1412	Not the hazmat hash again.	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
1413	Rosalind, you've been acting so distant lately.	1.2313	0.03988	147	117	26	4
1414	That pinch of uranium really gives it some flavor.	1.2313	0.03988	147	117	26	4
1415	I understand that the FluMist has been deemed ineffective, but don't you think you're being a bit irrational?	1.2292	0.03781	144	113	29	2
1416	I feel like you're blocking me out.	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1417	Sautéing genetically modified beans again?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1418	Just curious. What the hell did you put in those eggs?	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1419	I'm doubting your confidence in this new recipe.	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1420	Really? Airborne gluten?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1421	What happened to that little blue dress?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1422	Ok Amy, I understand. You need your space.	1.2292	0.03907	144	114	27	3
1423	I see you've dressed for bed as well.	1.2292	0.04593	144	120	15	9
1424	We're cancelling The New Yorker.	1.2292	0.04697	144	121	13	10
1425	First it was peanut butter. Then it was gluten. Now air?	1.2292	0.04800	144	122	11	11
1426	Whatever you're cooking smells great, but there's no atmosphere	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
1427	Don't you think you are taking this silent treatment thing a little bit far?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1428	Honey, I think you're taking this job with NASA just a little too seriously.	1.2292	0.04593	144	120	15	9
1429	Some women find flatulence sexy.	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1430	Maybe it's too spicy.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1431	What did the EPA say this time?	1.2292	0.04030	144	115	25	4
1432	I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation.	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1433	I thought it was pasta puttanesca, not pasta plutonesca.	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
1434	And I suppose I should tell our guests to wipe their shoes on the hazmat?	1.2292	0.03907	144	114	27	3
1435	Is this menopause?	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
1436	Look, if you REALLY don't like them, we don't have to have them.	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1437	I thought Canada was our only option.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1438	Durian again?	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1439	I didn't think this what you meant when you said you needed some space	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1440	Is this what you meant by needing more space?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1441	Tomorrow let's make it without the kale.	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1442	Why does this wine smell like almonds?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1443	You know, you could just leave out the onion.	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
1444	I hope it tastes better than it smells	1.2292	0.04593	144	120	15	9
1445	You could just say you don't like broccoli.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1446	I thought the recipe said seal the food in a vacuum.	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1447	Are you making MoonPie again?	1.2292	0.04593	144	120	15	9
1448	So, tell me about this 'surprise treat' you're whipping up for the President.	1.2292	0.04030	144	115	25	4
1449	Why don't I tell Mom no perfume at dinner?	1.2292	0.03907	144	114	27	3
1450	You know, I'd be happy to cook the non-vegan food myself.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1451	I think you'll find alcohol is a better filter against fake news.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1452	I know I'm toxic, but what are you?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1453	A little space always helps.	1.2292	0.04030	144	115	25	4
1454	So Alice, it's finally to the moon.	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1455	It's safe to assume another USDA regulation has been torpedoed?	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1456	The EPA cuts haven't even taken effect yet.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1457	Ok ok. You can skip the garlic!	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1458	Hey Hon, I'm sorry ..... when do you think you'll be able to breathe the same air as me again?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1459	So you really think the vacuum cleaner/range hood will get you on Shark Tank, dear?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1460	You can't escape politics, Karen.	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
1461	Honey for the last time...Frederick Douglass is dead. There is no zombie outbreak.	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
1462	OK. I'll replace the CO detector battery tomorrow.	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1463	I guess you feel we have a toxic relationship.	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1464	Try not to overcook the meth, dear. I like my crystal crisp, not burnt.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1465	Honey, mine was just one vote.	1.2238	0.04485	143	119	16	8
1466	Honey, I think someone's trying to kill me.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1467	You've piqued my interest.	1.2238	0.03897	143	114	26	3
1468	Personally, I've always loved your mother's recipes.	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1469	I'm drinking your wine...	1.2238	0.04699	143	121	12	10
1470	So, my English Leather is not a turn-on?	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1471	Honey, it's just gluten.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1472	You shouldn't take my calling you a space cadet so seriously.	1.2238	0.04021	143	115	24	4
1473	Wouldn't it be easier to get rid of the Teflon pans.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1474	Next time, just leave out the nuts.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1475	The NASA package recommends Valpolicella with the Bolognese.	1.2238	0.04021	143	115	24	4
1476	This recipe is to die for	1.2238	0.04485	143	119	16	8
1477	Sometimes I really don't understand what's going on in your head, Janice. It's like we're not even breathing the same air.	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1478	Should chili have a half-life?	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1479	I take it tonight's dinner is out of this world.	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1480	Are you sure about this new diet?	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1481	Aren't you taking this I hate cooking you liver issue a little too far?	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1482	Okay, I'm sorry. You're right, I never should have invited Kellyanne over for dinner.	1.2238	0.04485	143	119	16	8
1483	So you heard about this on Fox News?	1.2238	0.04699	143	121	12	10
1484	It makes you look thin.	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1485	Do we serve red or white wine with lutefisk?	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1486	I'll put on some music for atmosphere.	1.2238	0.04593	143	120	14	9
1487	Ron quickly realized that discussing politics with his wife had become more toxic.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1488	Meth and eggs - my favorite!	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1489	You're swallowing some before I'll touch it	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1490	Look, Donald Trump is our president whether you like it or not. Please take that off.	1.2238	0.04699	143	121	12	10
1491	Oh ... when you said 'yellow cake' I ...	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1492	Is this anything like safe sex?	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1493	Sorry. Wine just makes me fart.	1.2238	0.04699	143	121	12	10
1494	Are you sure that's what he meant by detox diet?	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1495	You win. I'll take the dog back in the morning.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1496	You haven't even touched your wine.	1.2238	0.04021	143	115	24	4
1497	You're taking this vegan thing too far, but I'll cook the damn bacon.	1.2238	0.04485	143	119	16	8
1498	Did you get a new haircut or something?	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1499	You might be taking gluten-free a bit too far.	1.2238	0.04593	143	120	14	9
1500	When are you going to forgive me for voting for President Trump?	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1501	Who's president on your planet? I may want to join you.	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1502	So now you're cooking with alternative facts?	1.2238	0.04485	143	119	16	8
1503	This seems more like a "not tonight or ever" romantic dinner to me.	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1504	Well I am not gassy now!	1.2222	0.04233	144	118	20	6
1505	I'll take you to my leader AFTER dinner.	1.2222	0.04346	144	119	18	7
1506	Most people with peanut allergies would simply avoid them.	1.2207	0.03972	145	117	24	4
1507	Mother always made liver without all this.	1.2207	0.03849	145	116	26	3
1508	I guess you really do need more space.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1509	Come on. Liver and onions doesn't smell that bad.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1510	I'm not going to eat that.	1.2199	0.04837	141	121	9	11
1511	You don't have to add habanero.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1512	You know, I'm starting to like that aftershave the kids got me for Christmas.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1513	I see you're wearing your "I need a break from current events" outfit again.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1514	After her defeat, you're still living in a bubble?	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1515	I think we better start eating organic.	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1516	All right, I get it. I like my wings spicier than you do.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1517	I saw it on America's Nuclear Test Kitchen.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1518	Honey, I get the sense you have something simmering.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1519	I appreciate it when you cook liver and onions for me.	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1520	So when can I taste your 'one small stew for your man?'	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1521	Wouldn't it be easier to just stop using Teflon?	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1522	What false news story pushed your buttons today?	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1523	So you won't be having the wine?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1524	Monsanto veggies again?	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1525	I hear Mars is the new Canada.	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1526	Don't you think you're taking that vegan thing a little too seriously? It's just bacon!	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1527	Chilli's hot, huh?	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1528	Poison, again?	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1529	Can I help with anything?	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1530	Mars? Venus? I forget which one	1.2199	0.03642	141	111	29	1
1531	You can drop the theatrics. GMO ingredients can't be THAT dangerous.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1532	Another one of your mother's recipes?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1533	So, I guess this isn't going to be heart healthy?	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1534	How about some extra mustard gas and pepper spray on mine?	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1535	Yep, just like Mama used to make.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1536	Somethings different. Did you change your hair style ?	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1537	Maybe it's time we upgrade to nonradioactive pans.	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1538	Dating sites should really have a question asking whether you're okay with Monsanto or not.	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1539	Still not talking to me?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1540	I can also go gluten-free if that would be easier for you.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1541	Trouble with the onions?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1542	I think I'll eat out tonight.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1543	Let me guess, nasty woman goes nuclear?	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1544	Are we expecting your boss for dinner?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1545	You never practiced kosher before, have you?	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1546	That's one small stir for women...	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1547	There are other ways to get away from kale.	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1548	Stop being passive aggressive. I'm sorry I said your cooking stinks.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1549	Glad to see your taking a large step towards making me eggs.	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1550	Looks spicy.	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1551	You've never looked more beautiful.	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1552	We could ask them not to talk politics	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1553	I see my 'toxic personality' crack is still on the table.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1554	OK ABSOLUTELY the last time I ask for liver and onions on my birthday.	1.2199	0.03910	141	113	25	3
1555	OK! I promise never to eat baked beans in the house again.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1556	You know, you could just leave the onions out.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1557	I thought we only had to move to Canada.	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1558	Worst Cooks in America called...you're in.	1.2199	0.03910	141	113	25	3
1559	I'm good, thanks--had a late lunch.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1560	You really don't have to go to all this trouble for my parents, you know.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1561	Come back to earth, Alice.	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1562	Might I suggest a vintage 1963 Tang pairing?	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1563	It's not me, it's you	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1564	Heavy on the garlic tonight?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1565	No, I don't think gluten is airborne.	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1566	I am dreading the dishes.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1567	Honey-you seem to be a little on edge lately with his EPA pick	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1568	Honey, I'm seriously rethinking my decision not to join you in therapy.	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1569	He's bad, yes, but wouldn't Canada be closer?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1570	Ok fine I'll get the mild onions next time.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1571	Honey, I don't feel much like dinner tonight.	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1572	I had beans for lunch.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1573	Is the range hood not working?	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1574	I bet this is going to be out of this world	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1575	Honey.....who did you say that you invited for dinner?	1.2199	0.03910	141	113	25	3
1576	I take it my "Kiss the Cook" apron was a bad idea.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1577	I've lost my appetite.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1578	The radiation levels are doing wonders for this Cabernet, Linda!	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1579	Where did you even find a recipe for skunk stir fry?	1.2199	0.04731	141	120	11	10
1580	So, how was your day at the Superfund site?	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1581	The knitted pink hats are more specific.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1582	We could just move to Canada; we don't have to leave the planet.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1583	It's been two weeks . . . I don't think I'm still contagious.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1584	Honey, I have a confession to make: I don't like Brussels sprouts either.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1585	Thanks for making my breakfast right before you leave for Mars.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1586	OK, I'll buy organic next time.	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1587	It's called HAZ=MAT surprise.	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1588	Honey, maybe it's time to break down and ask my mother to show you.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1589	When I said our relationship was becoming toxic, I wasn't being literal.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1590	There's nothing like liver and onions to set the mood.	1.2199	0.03910	141	113	25	3
1591	Oh boy! Habanera chili.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1592	I see the new hair dryer lets you multi task	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1593	Ok, Ok, I won't ask you to add cilantro the next time.	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1594	Do you get out often?	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1595	Sometimes I feel there's a barrier between us.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1596	We don't all live in a Yellow Submarine. Some of us have to make personal adjustments.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1597	You really hate onions.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1598	Yes darling; just like your mother makes it	1.2158	0.04763	139	119	10	10
1599	Oh, Hon, I'm so glad you like your birthday present!	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1600	I thought we weren't having sex til later.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1601	Honey, I think the recipe said saute until the flavors are melded... not welded.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1602	Plutonium doesn't work in everything honey.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1603	I get it. Your cooking is out of this world.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1604	So, fusion?	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1605	HAS OUR RELATIONSHIP BECOME THAT TOXIC?	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1606	When did they stop being eggs over easy?	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1607	Um... Should I have my suit on?	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1608	OK, you've proven your point. You don't like onions.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1609	I promise to be less handsy next time you wear your "Kiss the cook" apron.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1610	gluten is not airborne	1.2158	0.04653	139	118	12	9
1611	Sweetheart, it's very touching you would cook for me your late husbands favorite meal!	1.2158	0.04763	139	119	10	10
1612	If you didn't want to cook onions, you could have just said so.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1613	You don't really like Cilantro do you?	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1614	Maybe not so well done this time.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1615	Brad Pitt wears Obsession.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1616	You say it's to die for?	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1617	Okay, I promise that the next time I go shopping I will only buy organic.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1618	I know we haven't been getting along, but it's nice of you to make dinner.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1619	How’s the lutefisk coming along?	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1620	I'm pretty sure the ad said I was looking for someone with a solid background in gastronomy with a "G".	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1621	I miss Breaking Bad too, but you have to let go.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1622	Jackie Gleason was using a metaphor Alice, I'm making a sincere suggestion.	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1623	Broccoli again?	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1624	And I love when you cry out, "Affirmative!! Affirmative!!"	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1625	You do know, gluten isn't airborne.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1626	Let me guess - not cage free?	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1627	So you don't like my new cologne?	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1628	i get it, am from Venus and you are from Mars !	1.2158	0.03648	139	110	28	1
1629	So, my turn to do the cat box?	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1630	But I kind of like it when you smell like bacon...	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1631	It's the body wash, right?	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
1632	One of us is in trouble.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1633	Honey, I don't think gluten is volatile.	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
1634	Honey! When I mentioned I needed "some space from you" I never imagined this.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1635	Was it something I said?	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1636	So I couldn't find organic eggs. So what?	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1637	I take it, it's not organic.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1638	I'll turn down the lights and set the atmosphere.	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1639	Supermarket brand doesn't mean toxic.	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1640	I've been having a hard time getting through to you recently. Can we just talk about it?	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1641	Habaneros?	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
1642	When you said you needed some space, you really meant it.	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1643	I take it you're from Venus.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1644	Would you be terribly offended, Dear, if the kids and I ordered take-out tonight?	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1645	Kidneys or liver and onions?	1.2158	0.03648	139	110	28	1
1646	I did not mean 'out of this world' cooking literally.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1647	Allow me to point out that liver-and-Brussels sprouts night was your idea.	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
1648	Dear, cooking "sous vide," is for the food.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1649	Eggs make me gassy, not toxic...but point taken.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1650	Well, if cooking odors shorten ones life, how come you bought only one suit?	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1651	Still skittish from that last Flambeau attempt? C'mon. Your eyebrows grew back.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1652	So will I be needing a suit to eat this ?	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1653	They were out of organic chicken?	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1654	I see that Billy's coach finally got him to bring home his gym clothes.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1655	You were joking when you said you'd kill me if I voted for him and he won the election. Right?	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1656	As a recovering germaphobe, I must say that I am impressed with your hygiene.	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1657	Last time I order a mail order bride from another planet.	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1658	How much more space do you need?	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1659	I think it might be too spicy.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1660	Are you still mad about the HPV?	1.2158	0.03648	139	110	28	1
1661	I'm making this just for you.	1.2158	0.04872	139	120	8	11
1662	When you said I love you to the moon and back, I didn't think you meant it literally.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1663	I didn't know this is what you meant when you said you need your space.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1664	I actually think we have some Tang in the cupboard left over from the 60's.	1.2158	0.04653	139	118	12	9
1665	I still think the recipe meant to read stir in 'spice,' not in space.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1666	I trust you'll be joining me for dinner...	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1667	This could give Iron Chef a run for its money	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1668	Can I lick the spoon?	1.2158	0.04653	139	118	12	9
1669	All right! All right! We'll go organic!	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1670	I didn't think the air between us had become that toxic.	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
1671	So you're an orthodox vegan.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1672	Was the store out of organic?	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1673	Sorry to pull you back from the Space Station on such short notice, but you know how I love your omelets.	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1674	I don't think a teflon scratch is THAT dangerous.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1675	Sorry they were out of organic eggs	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1676	so you don't want me to kiss the cook?	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1677	I think you're over reacting to his EPA choice	1.2158	0.04653	139	118	12	9
1678	Little heavy on the garlic, don't ya think?	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1679	I'm pretty sure the label said it was gluten free.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1680	So,...what's for dinner?	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1681	It's only bacon.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1682	Marge, I could be way off base, but I get the feeling there's something you're not telling me.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1683	Is Walter White coming to dinner?	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1684	I'll take mine dark side up.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1685	Do I detect some reluctance to discuss the divorce?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1686	What do you think of my new cologne?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1687	Just like mom used to make it.	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1688	I think you're overreacting because I didn't get ORGANIC bell peppers.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1689	If you have to wear a hazmat suit to prepare it, do you really think we should eat it?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1690	Would this be the correct time to ask about the make-up sex?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1691	Is this your idea of asking for space ?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1692	I take it you're counting on this recipe going viral?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1693	I know you said you needed a little space, but this is ridiculous.	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1694	So what exactly is molecular gastronomy?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1695	I think they meant a different kind of yellow cake, hun...	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1696	Run out of aprons?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1697	It looks like your allergy medicine isn't working.	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1698	I see we're having liver and onions.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1699	So, you finally decided to Break Bad.	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1700	Smelling the food won't make you fat!	1.2101	0.04651	138	118	11	9
1701	So they were out of organic kale at the co-op?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1702	I appreciate the fact that you're a vegan and making me dinner tonight.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1703	Is my goose cooked yet?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1704	My favorite, haggis with limburger.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1705	Is the non-stick worth it?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1706	I've no doubt you're going to win the chili contest this year.	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1707	Well anyway,I guess we don't have to worry how this date will end	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1708	OK, fine, being a housekeeper IS real work.	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1709	But does it keep you from crying when dicing onions?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1710	won't a smoke detector be easier ?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1711	I don't care what you heard at the women's march. Being white, male and middle class is not a communicable disease.	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1712	Figuratively speaking, your cooking is out of this world.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1713	Where did you say you're from?	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1714	Discount fish again dear?	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1715	That looks like VERY deep sea bass.	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1716	I don't think that frying up a couple of not organic eggs for me really requires all that protection.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1717	OK, I get it. Next time I'll buy organic.	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1718	Hello, future wife.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1719	Yeah, well, how do I know YOU'RE not the one with cooties?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1720	"I'm glad you're enjoying your "Joy of Limburger" cookbook.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1721	Does this have anything to do with you insisting I increase my life insurance?	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1722	So how is the new posting at the White House press room going?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1723	But I don't like green eggs and ham	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1724	What time did mother say she'd get here?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1725	I really am okay without the onions.	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1726	I gather you noticed I haven't fixed the range hood yet.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1727	Hon, Everyone else has got past this whole "Zika Virus thing"	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1728	I'm glad to see you understand the gravity of the situation.	1.2101	0.03630	138	110	27	1
1729	So you heard the news, huh?	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1730	A pinch of dark matter, maybe?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1731	Unless you want my mother here every weekend, just keep adding garlic.	1.2101	0.04651	138	118	11	9
1732	You could've told me you didn't like to cook before we got married.	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1733	I swear, they were out of the organics.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1734	It wasn't me.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1735	Another haz-mat special tonight dear?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1736	I think you're taking the toxic effects of non-stick pans too seriously.	1.2101	0.03772	138	111	25	2
1737	Should we just get take-out?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1738	Not Chernobyl cheese sandwiches again!	1.2101	0.04651	138	118	11	9
1739	Honey, you are out of this world tonight.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1740	I can't believe Monsanto's just giving those things away.	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1741	I love it when you make mother's tuna noodle supreme.	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1742	There's too much space between us.	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1743	You realize there are still two and a half minutes left on the doomsday clock, right?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1744	I just have a couple food allergies.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1745	How about one small step for a nice Chablis?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1746	If you don't want to have sex with me anymore, why don't you just say so?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1747	I take it they're enforcing "dress like a woman" at NASA?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1748	OK, this is the last time I will ask you to use one of my mother's recipes.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1749	PTA night?	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1750	You seem to be a bit aloof tonight.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1751	"I just don't think that's what the cookbook author meant by 'gear up for a great taste adventure' ".	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1752	Will this call for red or white?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1753	Would you like me to take charge of cooking the liver next time?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1754	Maybe we should just take all peanut dishes off the menu rotation.	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1755	Liver and onions again?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1756	Had the news on?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1757	Reading "Silent Spring" again?	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1758	I'm eating out tonight.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1759	"Mmm, my favorite - stuffed mushroom clouds".	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1760	And now you want me to eat it	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1761	OK, I’ll try some breath mints.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1762	I'll bet you're glad that my birthday comes only once a year.	1.2101	0.04651	138	118	11	9
1763	The brussel sprouts aren't going to kill you.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1764	"On second thought, I think I'll just order out tonight".	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1765	Mushroom cloud for dessert?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1766	Can you hear me now?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1767	Cooking GMO tonight?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1768	Another flambé?	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1769	Of course I'm supportive of your applying to NASA.	1.2101	0.03772	138	111	25	2
1770	Your commitment to sobriety is admirable.	1.2059	0.04443	136	115	14	7
1771	It would be easier to not use eggs after their expiration date.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1772	Your interview for the cook's position at Three Mile Island middle school is when?	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1773	Silent Spring vegetables again?	1.2059	0.04563	136	116	12	8
1774	I'm sorry I forgot about role playing night.	1.2059	0.04563	136	116	12	8
1775	How do you do it? Your pancakes are out of this world.!	1.2059	0.04443	136	115	14	7
1776	I just wanted a hamburger; you're taking this vegan stand to the extreme.	1.2059	0.04443	136	115	14	7
1777	And I say, it doesn't make you look fat	1.2059	0.04443	136	115	14	7
1778	Most vegans aren't this extreme, dear.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1779	I am sorry you feel that I am suffocating you.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1780	I still think a little coriander won't kill you.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1781	Trust me, it's going to go great with this Pinot.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1782	Okay, so maybe a Limburger omelette wasn't such a good idea.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1783	Well, let the launch be a little late. You know I can't cook.	1.2059	0.04563	136	116	12	8
1784	Okay Marilyn, I get it. You want more space.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1785	Maybe you should start watching a different cooking show.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1786	Next time buy organic	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
1787	Don't you think moving to Canada would be much simpler?	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1788	So, I guess your ride to Mars never showed.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1789	Look, if you don't want to cook with onions, you don't have to cook with onions.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1790	So this says you want a wife support system?	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1791	So you're saying "Maybe later tonight" then?	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1792	I wish you would tell me when we are going Level 5!	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1793	Can I assume you don't want any more cooking advice from me?	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
1794	OK! I will take out the garbage.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1795	I feel like you would ignore me if you knew I was here.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1796	Personally, I would never have thought of frying Kimshi	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
1797	This recipe is gonna be a real blast.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1798	Maybe we could just skip the onions next time.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1799	Just a guess... you come from overprotective parents.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1800	... and you're sure it's fine for me, right?	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1801	Maybe next time get the organic?	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1802	Do you really think you can stay in that for four years?	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
1803	Aren't you taking your dislike for cooking liver a little far.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1804	OK, I get it. The teflon cookware for your birthday was a bad idea.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1805	Okay, I get it--no more Trump steaks.	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
1806	According to the new administration's EPA, those fumes aren't really that harmful.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1807	So. Exactly what is the defining feature of this Tox-Mex?	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1808	No, they're not Porcini, they're Chernobyl.	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
1809	You look ready for a big flash in the pan.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1810	And I thought the vegan phase was bad	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1811	Is there something I don't know about, but should?	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1812	If you didn't want to cook, you could have just told me.	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
1813	Did my ex-wife call again?	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1814	Jackie Gleason was using a metaphor Alice, I'm being literal.	1.2059	0.04443	136	115	14	7
1815	Maybe my parents were right. She is a bit weird...	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1816	This new cologne I bought is the best. Nobody buys cologne better than me.	1.2059	0.04443	136	115	14	7
1817	I almost forgot, Wednesday is Toxican food night.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1818	I'm sorry, the new unit does make you look a little heavier.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1819	Look, if you'd rather not cook me chili, just say so.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1820	Gee, I like the smell of liver and onions.	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
1821	You're not drinking your wine. Is there something the matter?	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1822	Seasoning a cast iron skillet is intense these days!	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1823	So...you didn't get local organic?	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1824	Blackened, huh?	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
1825	You've gotten away from cooking the way your mother used to.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1826	You know they have an app for cooking onions	1.2059	0.04563	136	116	12	8
1827	Cooking up something special?	1.2044	0.04162	137	114	18	5
1828	How was your first day at NASA?	1.2044	0.03896	137	112	22	3
1829	This date has no atmosphere.	1.2044	0.04413	137	116	14	7
1830	Sometimes I feel like you and I come from other planets.	1.2044	0.03896	137	112	22	3
1831	Does this mean we're done with the vegan thing, Marge?	1.2044	0.04289	137	115	16	6
1832	Are you sure that's how you make Moon Pies?	1.2044	0.04289	137	115	16	6
1833	If I admit climate change is real, will you stop with this Rogue NASA nonsense?	1.2044	0.04289	137	115	16	6
1834	This wine's pretty good once it's had a chance to breathe.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1835	How can you hate the smell of bacon that much?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1836	I thought we were moving to Canada?	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1837	How do you plan to eat that?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1838	Are you sure the recipe said twenty cloves of garlic?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1839	Shall I put the Limburger away?	1.2015	0.03478	134	107	27	0
1840	If you want to be noticed by NASA, you have to get out more.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1841	I've always sensed our relationship was toxic.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1842	I know you're a vegetarian, but that's a bit much for bacon.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1843	All this because the onions aren't organic?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1844	Are you taking this GMO thing too seriously?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1845	Oh, for God's sake Martha! It's herring not hazmat!	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1846	Your mom's stroganoff?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1847	Another executive order?	1.2015	0.04711	134	116	9	9
1848	Honestly, good food, no atmosphere.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1849	Well... I don't know, what does the recipe say?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1850	There's a space between us.	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1851	Careful.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1852	Honey. Why don't you just put new batteries in the smoke detector?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1853	It's 5-alarm chili night.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1854	Are you really not taking this off for the next 4-8 years?	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1855	Mmmmm. Liver and onions, my favorite.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1856	How do you season to taste?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1857	Wow, you really meant it when you said dinner would be out of this world...	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1858	Ok, I apologize, I shouldn't of said I needed a hazmat suit to eat last nights dinner.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1859	I see that you're taking eating clean pretty seriously.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1860	You could try putting your mascara on AFTER you cook the onions.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1861	It was YOUR idea to serve baked beans.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1862	Vent still broken?	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1863	New suit?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1864	Okay, okay, I get it. Now that I'm the head of the EPA, I have to start taking air pollution more seriously.	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1865	I'm almost sure my 'toxic personality' isn't airborne.	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1866	So-I see you are preparing to go ballistic again.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1867	So uh, your not eating with me?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1868	I see you've embraced the Lab-to-Table craze.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1869	Earth to Maybel: I like mine over easy	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1870	Honey, it's been (number of days Trump in office) days, you can't sustain this.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1871	I know you're gluten free but I think it's OK to be in the same room as it.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1872	I didn't really mean to say your cooking was toxic.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1873	I'm guessing that those beans are genetically modified.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1874	Should i be concerned now that you are wearing that to bed?	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1875	Perhaps I should call Judy, Elroy and Astro for dinner?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1876	Sweetie, I promised you my republicanism is not contagious!	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1877	We gotta get rid of these Trump Steaks.	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1878	I know the news is toxic, but it's not contagious.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1879	Onions?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1880	I promise I won't watch Fox News anymore.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1881	Honey, your cooking is to die for.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1882	They make onion goggles, you know.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1883	Are you sure CDC lets you take work home with you?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1884	If I could change my vote, I would.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1885	I TOLD you not to get Trump steaks.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1886	I'm not eating that...	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1887	If my breath was that bad, you could have just told me.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1888	You really have to stop bringing work home with you.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1889	And I suppose you're cooking your eggs moony side up?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1890	Let me guess....fresh catch from the Flint River?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1891	Look, just lie to you mother about her Easter casserole recipe.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1892	What if I said I'd floss at least once a week?	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1893	I can turn on the hood	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1894	I know food allergies are difficult.	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1895	There is still two and half minutes on the Doomsday Clock.	1.2015	0.04829	134	117	7	10
1896	your suit expired 6 months ago	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1897	You're saying tonight isn't date night?	1.2015	0.03636	134	108	25	1
1898	Geez, thanks tons for cooking one of mom's recipes for me.	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1899	Just because the cook book called it 'out of this world'...?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1900	Muffy, I know you said you needed your own space, but...	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1901	I wasn't saying we have to have liver and onions.	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1902	So how'd the interview at NASA go?	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1903	I'm all for farm-to-table, but is mars-to-table really necessary?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1904	Forget the flambe and drama.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1905	It's not a literal "nuclear option."	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1906	One small step for a woman, one giant leap for dinner.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1907	Look, I just need you to give me some space	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1908	Is kale really worth all that?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1909	Good God! Kale and sardines again...	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1910	Let me guess, your recipe is out of this world.	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1911	My sommelier app says this Merlot pairs well with most hazmat recipes.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1912	Yes, I have been a bit flatulent lately.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1913	I asked for it rare not radioactive	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1914	I wasn't clear what you meant by "bring your own atmosphere".	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1915	Hazmat Hash again, Hazel?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1916	Space-to-table tonight?	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1917	It's only bacon.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1918	Honey, you should really stop listening to health advice on the internet.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1919	For the next four years, I'm living in a vacuum.	1.2015	0.04711	134	116	9	9
1920	Jalapeno?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1921	And you wonder why I don't like brussel sprouts!	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1922	I think your cooking is out of this world dear.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1923	After the way you acted when I told you I am a Republican, I am quite surprised you invited me over for dinner.	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1924	Promise me you won't spoil supper by bringing up my affair, will you?	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1925	Aren't you taking this anti-gluten thing a bit too far?	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1926	Trump's toxic for men too, you know.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1927	Natural gas? We don't have natural gas ... oh.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1928	Very well. I promise to take a shower.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1929	That's one small step for mayonnaise...	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1930	I think we need some space	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1931	organic would be cheaper...	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1932	Practicing for the apocalypse again?	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1933	I didn't know your cooking could be so hazardous...	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1934	If you go to Mars then we'll be taking separate vacations this year, Margaret.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1935	Again with the killer stir-fry?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1936	You know, gluten isn't toxic.	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1937	I think you need another drink.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1938	Honey, what are you doing back so soon?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1939	You could just turn on the stove vent, you know.	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1940	Common Gwen, they said weeks ago I was no longer contagious	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1941	Charles never suspected that the dinner his wife was preparing could be poisonous	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1942	For your information, meat is not considered a hazmat.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1943	Trying the Neil Armstrong diet again?	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1944	I Assume you want me to take some Beano	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1945	Brussels sprouts again?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1946	So.....how else did a year in space affect you?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1947	When were you planning on telling me about the poison gas leak?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1948	Honey, it looks like dinner will be out of this world.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1949	What time do you have to head back to Venus?	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1950	Hey Siri, can you cook my steak medium rare?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1951	Geez, a little cilantro isn't going to kill you!	1.2015	0.03636	134	108	25	1
1952	I always wanted to see how a vampire cooks with garlic.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1953	Need more breathing room?	1.2000	0.04179	135	113	17	5
1954	Is this another entrée from the "Chernobyl Cookbook?"	1.2000	0.03906	135	111	21	3
1955	Oh, The Martians called to say they might be a little late.	1.2000	0.04179	135	113	17	5
1956	What do you say we forget the toxic stew and go out?	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1957	Why the cold shoulder?	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1958	If you didn't want to cook Mexican, all you had to do was say so.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1959	A little gluten isn't going to kill you.	1.1955	0.04460	133	114	12	7
1960	Ok ok, you can skip the onions next time.	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1961	I might be drunk ... but I'm not radioactive pork chops two nights in a row drunk.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1962	You shouldn't believe everything you read about Teflon coating.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1963	How's the chili?	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1964	The division of labor in this household has become toxic	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1965	Five-alarm chili again?	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1966	A hazmat omelet? Ah, the new EPA cookbook.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1967	Aren't you overreacting to environmental deregulation?	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1968	Is this because I said we have a toxic relationship?	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1969	Don't you dare turn your pack on me!"	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1970	Can I have the Tang before breakfast?	1.1955	0.04586	133	115	10	8
1971	You do know that you can always find another study with a different conclusion.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1972	it's JUST liver & onions, ya'know	1.1955	0.04460	133	114	12	7
1973	You really need to stop watching those Chernobyl Cooking Shows.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1974	I don't think you'd be having such a problem if it was your mother's recipe.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1975	You're dressing like a woman? I don't get it.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1976	Honey, you are not still mad at me, are you??? What exactly is this special surprise dinner you are cooking for me???	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1977	Making the Chernobyl recipe ?	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1978	Helen, the fresh tuna was twice as much.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1979	I think this Barolo will do nicely with the liver and onions.	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1980	Life was better before your appointment as under secretary of the EPA!	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1981	Maybe I should have mentioned this earlier but I don't even like onions.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1982	Oh, my What toxic mess are you serving up tonight?	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1983	Your taking this 'Men are from Mars' thing a little serious aren't you?	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1984	One of these days, Alice!	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1985	Honey, if you can hear me, I poured you a glass of wine the old fashioned way.	1.1955	0.03767	133	109	22	2
1986	Honey, I know you don't like liver and onions like I do, but this is over the top.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1987	Okay, I get it, I wanted fresh fish.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1988	Not liver and onions again!	1.1955	0.03613	133	108	24	1
1989	Is it hot in here or is it just me?	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1990	I think we should have tossed the "leftovers."	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1991	Yet, another try at Habanera Pepper hash?	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1992	What have you learned from your Breaking Bad binge?	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1993	Alright! I'll never ask you to make my mother's recipe if you take that damn thing off.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1994	OK OK - No more liver.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1995	A bottle of Stoli, Chernobyl Stroganoff, and thou.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1996	Well, add a little Bean-o then.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1997	Same roles, new packaging.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1998	Bob...I swear to God this is the last I'm cooking you haggis.	1.1955	0.04460	133	114	12	7
1999	Don't worry, honey. He almost certainly won't be reelected.	1.1955	0.04586	133	115	10	8
2000	Maybe you should cut back on the garlic some.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
2001	There's being cautious and then there's being a crackpot.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
2002	I don't want to know, just give me the alternate facts.	1.1955	0.04460	133	114	12	7
2003	Ectoplasm, again?	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
2004	I take it you didn't like my use of the phrase "barefoot and pregnant."	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
2005	Zelda, you say you're allergic to dairy, nuts, sulfites, and gluten, but I'm beginning to think you're allergic to me.	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
2006	Back to non-organic GMO food?	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
2007	OK, OK, I promise not to fart in the kitchen anymore!	1.1955	0.04460	133	114	12	7
2008	Will you be joining me for dinner?	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
2009	I know you said you weren't going to cook bacon in the nude anymore, but...	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
2010	This'll be a nice break from all those freeze-dried meals.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
2011	Honey, all I said was to wash your hands.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
2012	Is this the new blow dryer you ordered online?	1.1940	0.04554	134	116	10	8
2013	I didn't realize that making your own Sriracha was so involved.	1.1940	0.04168	134	113	16	5
2014	So...you're not going to drink a glass of wine.	1.1940	0.04554	134	116	10	8
2015	Did you remember to remove the poison gland?	1.1940	0.04031	134	112	18	4
2016	So uh...takeout?	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2017	Don't you think you're taking 'Don't ever touch me again, you cad' a little too far?	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2018	Next time, let's stick with organics.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2019	It's only gluten.	1.1908	0.04612	131	114	9	8
2020	Mind if I have your wine too!	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2021	Does your therapist know about this?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2022	Open the oven door, Hal!	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2023	Just stay off Facebook!	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2024	Okay, I'll scale back on the beans and broccoli.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2025	You made your point. Only grass fed from now on.	1.1908	0.03613	131	107	23	1
2026	Cute outfit. Ivanka label?	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2027	out of this world scrambled eggs? I'm intrigued	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2028	Are those the discount veggies from Chernobyl?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2029	The maybe you just shouldn't make me three-bean chili.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2030	Well I might not be worth taking it off for, but this chardonnay certainly is.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2031	I only meant that dinner could sometimes be a little spicier	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2032	I hate that cutbacks to the CDC force you to work from home.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2033	Toxic waste again?	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2034	Just give me a little space, Allen.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2035	More Tang?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2036	OK. You win. We'll get rid of the teflon.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2037	What exactly are you cooking, and should I be worried?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2038	OK! OK! I'll stop the 'Old Spice.'	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2039	I know it's a wedding present, but there are other nonstick pans out there.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2040	If you would hurry up making my lunch, maybe you could still make your launch!	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2041	So maybe you'd prefer NOT having fish for dinner.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2042	Actually, you won't believe the day I'VE had.	1.1908	0.03613	131	107	23	1
2043	You good have just said, "not tonight "	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2044	When it's my turn to cook, I change out of my work clothes.	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
2045	The moment when Fred realized his wife had watched too much Breaking Bad.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2046	I still don't smell anything	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2047	WANT TO EAT AT HOME TONIGHT OR GO OUT??	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2048	We really should be eating healthier.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2049	Trying the Fukushima omelette again?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2050	The gauge still shows one part per million of glutin. I think you ought to change the filter.	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2051	This precaution against having another child is a bit extreme.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2052	Are these fusion recipes worth it?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2053	Honey, that's not how you make moon cakes	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2054	Gosh, it's only my family coming to visit!	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2055	Mmm, I see we're having fried liver tonight	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2056	So, I take it you went with the nuclear option, tonight.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2057	So then Bob says, "You're going to have to get HR to sign off on that." You should have seen the look Jessica shot him.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2058	You deal with the apocalypse your way, I'll do it my way.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2059	Does white or red go with toxins?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2060	You know, sooner or later you have to confront our relationship.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2061	Next time you could try soaking the onions first.	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2062	Should I give you some space when you're cooking?	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
2063	I'll just ask what's cooking, dear, and let it go at that.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2064	Are you sure about this new recipe?	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2065	I'm sorry. I take it back. You don't breathe too loudly.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2066	Kale again, Hon?	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2067	Let's make love.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2068	I love when you cook it the way Mother did!	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2069	Could I have my plutonium sunny side up?	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2070	Following the high altitude cooking instructions?	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2071	OK. You've made your point. We can start buying organic and non-GMO.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2072	Is it me or the onions?	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2073	Remember, reduce heat after three half-lifes.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2074	Honey, they're just carbs.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2075	Germanium? I thought the recipe called for a garnish of geranium.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2076	Carolina Reaper peppers again?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2077	Don't you think its time to give up the Teflon pans?	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2078	Cooking dinner was her final frontier.	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2079	Is there someone else?	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2080	Think calling it haz-mat hash might make it more palatable?	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2081	I get the message, dear. I'll change the hood filter.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2082	We could do take-out.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2083	That's not how you make yellowcake.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2084	It's a natural bodily function.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2085	Honey, I didn't literally mean you should live in your own bubble.	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
2086	Shall I pour your wine into your backpack?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2087	Wow. Dinner's gonna be outta this world.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2088	You know that doesn't make it gluten free, right?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2089	No matter how many alternative facts you offer, it's not an apron and it still stinks.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2090	It's inspiring to be at the birth of the Lunar Farm to Table Movement	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2091	And I say that it's your fault for serving me baked beans and asparagus.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2092	With no FDA, I am not taking any chances.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2093	I love it when you innovate.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2094	Guess you won't hear OR smell my bullshit!	1.1908	0.04738	131	115	7	9
2095	Ovulating again?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2096	This won't protect you from the news.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2097	But honey, you knew I liked lutefisk when you married me.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2098	I felt closer to you when you were a climate change denier.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2099	You know I was just kidding about your toxic cooking.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2100	Are you sure that's health food?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2101	Honey, do I take the oxygen out of this room?	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2102	So… it could kill you to cook a little?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2103	Honey, not every "bio" thing is a hazard.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2104	So that's what you were talking about needing some space?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2105	Hey honey do you smell something burning?	1.1908	0.04612	131	114	9	8
2106	You know, they've recently engineered a smokeless bacon.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2107	Is this another of your mother's cooking tips?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2108	Now I see why our first date had to be at your house.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2109	Did you change your hair?	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
2110	Onions make me cry too...	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2111	All I said, dear, was, "Would it kill you to cook some liver with tofu?"	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2112	Have things really become that toxic?	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2113	A sprinkle of small pox really brightens the dish.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2114	You have to open up to me at some point.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2115	Fish again?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2116	How about I order takeout?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2117	Did you become left-handed while in Space?	1.1908	0.04612	131	114	9	8
2118	You know, lots of doctors are still skeptical of 'second-hand fat.'	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2119	Subtle. Next time I'm in the mood for fish, we can just go out.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2120	Honey, wives usually poison their husband's drinks; not their stir fry.	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
2121	Perhaps we could eat out tonight.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2122	I thought you liked cilantro.	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
2123	Is my non-vegan, gluten-rich, immigrant-harvested, GMO-containing dinner ready?	1.1894	0.04320	132	113	13	6
2124	It's probably just fake news.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2125	The relaxation in EPA regulations hasn't kicked in yet.	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2126	Making your mother's cabbage rolls again?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2127	We could get pizza delivered.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2128	Be careful not to burn yourself.	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2129	Honey, it's bacon fat not Ebola.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2130	I'm starting to think our marriage has become a toxic environment.	1.1860	0.03440	129	105	24	0
2131	Wouldn't want that to go to nuclear waste.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2132	It's not like I ask you to fry fish all the time!	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2133	Are you sure the recipe calls for THAT much sriracha?	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2134	It's OK now -- I took my gas pill.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2135	Ok, ok. I turned the thermostat up. But you could've just put on a sweater.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2136	Liver and onions again?	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2137	He's not contagious, just an asshole!	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2138	We don't breathe together anymore	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2139	Cheers to President Trump for telling us about all the nutrition in toxic waste!	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2140	If you're going to act like that, then stop cooking beans as a side every night	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2141	Honey, don't you think you might be carrying the potential consequences of the election just a bit far?	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2142	So you read those studies about Teflon?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2143	That's not what I meant when I said the recipe is from a viral video!	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2144	So cod with Brussel sprouts, onions, and kimchi?	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2145	Do you think you might be taking your new OSHA safety inspector job a bit too seriously?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2146	Honey, let me remind you that you didn't make the cut for the next group of astronauts. I think it's time to move on...	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2147	...but if you read THIS month's study, they actually say eggs and red wine won't kill you.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2148	You know, some people take haggis tasting tours!	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2149	Liver again?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2150	I think you're taking this clean food thing too far.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2151	Cooking up some GMOs?	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2152	You're reading those food magazines again, aren't you?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2153	I realize you think aprons are tools of the patriarchy that symbolize contemporary male oppression, but so is a fire-proof safety apparatus with self-contained oxygen generator.	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2154	I'm taking all precautions without the Affordable Care Act.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2155	Honey, relax, the President can't grab you here.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2156	Makin' dinner safe again?	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2157	I am pretty sure 'nuclear chicken' is just a metaphor.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2158	Mmmm, that smells out of this world!	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2159	Are you nuking those burgers?	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2160	So just leave the onions OUT...	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2161	Must be a Trump steak...	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2162	You could just say you're tired of cooking.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2163	Honey, please get a second opinion from a different allergist.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2164	Remind to get the fan fixed.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2165	I'll take this to mean I'm eating alone tonight.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2166	You're wasting the romantic atmosphere.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2167	Don't you think this is taking 'gluten free' a little too far?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2168	Well I hope it tastes better than it smells.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2169	I heard that you prepare food that is out of this world, but I didn't expect this!	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2170	OK, I get it. Bacon is evil.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2171	But have you lost weight?	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2172	A glass of wine before dinner is the least of my health concerns.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2173	Kinky!	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2174	I swear Margaret, it wasn't me, it was the dog!	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2175	I fear you've taken the "Tang" recipe a tad too seriously, dear...	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2176	Sichuan?	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2177	Fewer onions on mine.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2178	Fine, I'll go gluten-free, too.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2179	No, it doesn't make you look fat.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2180	I'm sorry I burnt the toast, but aren't you over-reacting?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2181	OK Amy, you win- I'll only fart outside.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2182	Are you being just a bit over dramatic about your GMO concerns?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2183	Honey, I've been thinking about sex ever since I got home from work.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2184	Perhaps I should have a Beano with dinner tonight?	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2185	This distance between us—it feels like 20,000 leagues.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2186	But all the experts say that GMO foods are completely safe.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2187	I know onions make you cry but isn’t a hazmat suit a bit much?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2188	Don't you believe the label that says it's gluten free?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2189	Let me guess, are we having Lutefisk or Stinky Tofu?	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2190	Remember when we were oblivious to gluten?	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2191	Of course, you could try using fewer onions...	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2192	Trump steaks for dinner?	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2193	I've decided my one night a week to have meat just isn't worth it.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2194	Alternative facts aren't communicable	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2195	Honey, I think "Trump Steaks" is just a brand name	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2196	I do love the way you fix those Brussels sprouts!	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2197	So, will we be getting astro-naughty after dinner?	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2198	All I said last night was it needed a little salt.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2199	I don't know about you, but, I'm ready to take our relationship to the next level.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2200	It's just one small step for Spam.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2201	I was not being sarcastic, your omelets are out of this world.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2202	You'd think NASA could finally pop for your rations.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2203	Whatever you are cooking sure smells great!	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2204	You know, my mother used to keep a piece of bread in her mouth and it seemed to work just fine.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2205	Yes, I'm wearing it to bed.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2206	Ok, I get it! I like garlic and you don't....a little melodramatic don't you think??!!	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2207	What planet are we eating from today honey?	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2208	I miss Julia Childs more each day.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2209	Ok, you've made your point, we'll go organic....	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2210	Your mother's tuna casserole again?	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2211	No, really, it was the dog.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2212	I asked if you would like to join me in a Tanqueray, not a tank array.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2213	I know you need your space but this is ridiculous.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2214	Not at all. In fact, it's very slimming.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2215	Enough with the clean eating, Barb.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2216	Thanks for doing the garlic, dear	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2217	Maybe just leave out the garlic next time?	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2218	The therapist said "our relationship is toxic," and I think you're taking it too literal.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2219	I see youve been binge watching "Iron Chef" and "Breaking Bad" again.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2220	I really think that you vegans go a little overboard on the "toxicity of eating meat" thing.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2221	Using the Alternative Ingredients Cookbook ?	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2222	Easy on the strontium 90...it's been giving me heartburn lately.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2223	First the deodorant under my pillow, now this... I just sense you want to tell me something.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2224	YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE ME EAT MORE OF THAT BEAN CASSEROLE.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2225	Really... my liver and onions are that bad?	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2226	I'm surprised you're cooking me dinner even after I forgot about Valentine's Day.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2227	If I had known you were vegan, I wouldn't have asked you to cook steaks.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2228	It's very toxic, but the taste is to die for.	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2229	For the last time, there's no such thing as 'alternative gas.'	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2230	Is cooking really that much like sex for you?	1.1797	0.04496	128	112	9	7
2231	Looks more Martian than vegan.	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2232	Trump Steaks again?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2233	Honey, your Mars mission isn't until tomorrow--relax.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2234	I promise, honey, I showered after leaving the White House. Besides, he was in Russia.	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2235	At least the wine is organic.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2236	Trust me. After two glasses of wine your cooking smells wonderful.	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2237	And you're sure this goes with white wine?	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
2238	Are we having that again?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2239	Just because I support the Trumps, you think I'm literally 'toxic'?	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2240	How about I handle the cooking you do the cleaning.	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
2241	You win, Mary. I'll be happy with tofu.	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
2242	Make sure to you remember to tell HAL that Dave sends his regards.	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2243	The chili you made last night was amazing.	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2244	Aren't you taking this Vegan thing a little too far, Doris?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2245	So they say Chernobyl mushrooms are the next truffles?	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2246	Next time, let's skip the onions.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2247	Binge watching Breaking Bad, again honey?	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2248	OK, we don't have to have liver and onions.	1.1797	0.03407	128	105	23	0
2249	It's THAT genetically modified?	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2250	It's your mother's recipe, isn't it?	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2251	I know I said your cooking was dangerous, but in an exciting way.	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
2252	I'm so glad you're not letting your peanut allergy become a problem.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2253	Honey, I've told you before: I'll be happy to take care of the onions.	1.1797	0.04496	128	112	9	7
2254	It said cover and simmer for five minutes.	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2255	Just because your dad eats your mother's Chernobyl casserole doesn't mean I have to.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2256	You know that your not supposed to cook kimchi don't you?	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2257	flambé again?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2258	When I said "Your cooking is out of this world." I meant it as a compliment!	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2259	What's for dinner, Ripley?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2260	What's cooking?	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2261	One small step for Jane, one giant leap for the Smith family.	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2262	Hey, you're the one who said I need to eat more cruciferous vegetables.	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2263	I see you switched to boxed wine.	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2264	Remember when bacon and eggs were bacon and eggs?	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2265	''I literally didn't mean for you to nuke dinner tonight.'	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2266	If the President hadn't gutted federal environmental regulation, how would we have learned that toxic waste is so delicious?	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2267	I find your new attitude towards global warming to be incredibly sexy.	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2268	Really? Blowfish again?	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2269	Is that the emergency cyanide?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2270	I take it you're serious about leaving the planet.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2271	You know, the recipe says you could've substituted pineapple chunks for the dioxin.	1.1797	0.04496	128	112	9	7
2272	I'll take mine with extra gamma rays and electrons.	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2273	If you bought organic, you wouldn't need the hazmat suit!	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2274	Cooking liver again, I see.	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
2275	First it was Jacques Cousteau, then it was John Glenn, can't just be us now?	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2276	Do you think it's going to be a long, long time before dinner's ready?	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2277	So why did your pour two glasses of wine?	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2278	It's hard to tell if you are mad at me or just can't hear me, and something tells me you designed it that way.	1.1797	0.03583	128	106	21	1
2279	Moonlightning?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2280	Oh, no. We talk. You just don't listen.	1.1797	0.04496	128	112	9	7
2281	So we're having your hot chili for dinner?	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2282	New recipe?	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
2283	Well if you wouldn't make me eat broccoli twice a day...	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2284	Fry me to the moon ... I'll be here all week.	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2285	Just because you're from Venus doesn't mean you have to move there.	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2286	Now we're Mars to table?	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2287	You're not actually allergic to gluten, honey. Relax.	1.1783	0.04036	129	110	15	4
2288	So how was Venus, Dear?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2289	I know you're upset that Trump has halted climate change research, but...	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2290	What's your next wish?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2291	The wine needs to breathe a bit.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2292	When is this fucking acid going to wear off?	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2293	I see you are already dressed for your meeting with the President.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2294	When I said explore the kitchen for a change this isn't what I meant	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2295	After 30 years of marriage, she finally indulged his "nuclear winter" fantasy	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2296	I poured you a glass of pinot.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2297	Can I help it if I like my food spicy?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2298	She's so vegan she can't even smell the bacon.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2299	More garlic.	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2300	When I said salmon, it was just a suggestion.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2301	So, what do you think of my new after shave?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2302	Not what I meant when I said we really needed to spice things up.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2303	Subtle. But I'm still going to eat those sausages.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2304	Well then maybe you should stop cooking beans.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2305	I think you should stop reading those survivalist blogs.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2306	Look, nobody hates it that he breathes the same air as you more than me.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2307	Angie loved to cook, but she needed Phil to understand--she was a modern woman.	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2308	Can you hear the smoke detector with that thing on your head?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2309	Our marriage has become a cartoon-like parody of itself with the caption having you say something like "I need more space."	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2310	I'd like mine solar-flare side up.	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2311	Doesn't smell that good to me, either.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2312	I take it they were out of the non-GMO onions.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2313	Haggis, eat your heart out.	1.1746	0.04519	126	111	8	7
2314	We all wanted to support your decision to go vegan.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2315	Oh please. We will not defund NASA, too.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2316	Maybe just a salad?	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2317	Is this our last meal?	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2318	You know, most accidents happen at home and they're called dinner.	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2319	"I take it you're from Planet of the Crepes, Suzette.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2320	Honey, dear: he's only been in office two weeks.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2321	Honey, have you seen the rat poison that I keep in the garage?	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2322	I think I have figured out why you are not drinking your wine.	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2323	I love a good homemade organic meal.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2324	I just want a nuclear family.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2325	Honey, should I just cook if the bacon is that scary?	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2326	Enjoying your new freedom from food regulations?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2327	You know, out of the frying pan and into the fire is just an expression.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2328	Frankly, I don't think cooked cabbage smells that bad.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2329	No, I don't think lamb chops smell like feet, but thank you for making them all the same.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2330	I did not know that Williams-Sonoma sold habanero cooking suits.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2331	Aren't you taking this gluten obsession a bit far?	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2332	Despite how you feel, you are still the very air I breathe.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2333	If you would just learn to cook you wouldn't need the suit...and I wouldn't need the wine.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2334	Is this from your Jacques Cousteau Cookbook again?	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2335	So how's that "let's try GMOs" working out?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2336	Shall I bring you the Geiger counter?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2337	Blue Apron?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2338	This new diet really suits you.	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2339	You know I get gassy when I drink...	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2340	Well I know one company that hopes climate change is real.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2341	All right, I won't buy GMO foods anymore.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2342	So, I spent all morning getting estimates on new A/C unit and I think I finally figured out why toilet won't flush...how was your day?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2343	After Flint, you just can't be too safe.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2344	I hate the smell of cabbage.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2345	Seriously... who has been giving you cooking lessons?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2346	I am not aloof. I just need my own space."	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2347	You didn't have to take my "toxic waste" comment so personally.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2348	I was being sarcastic.	1.1746	0.03578	126	105	20	1
2349	No, I have always supported your dream of becoming an astronaut.	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2350	I’m guessing that our relationship is on the back burner?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2351	Kale again?!?!	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2352	What's the ETA?	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2353	The sarcasm notwithstanding, I’m looking forward to the fish and scrapple.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2354	I'll get the Rolaids.	1.1746	0.03578	126	105	20	1
2355	Look, just start over again and this time leave out the PCBs.	1.1746	0.04519	126	111	8	7
2356	You really are allergic to cooking.	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2357	'Let me do that Kellyanne while you get out of those work clothes'.	1.1746	0.04519	126	111	8	7
2358	I really don't understand the gravity of the situation.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2359	What's for dinner, Darth Mater?	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2360	I love your omelets seasoned with fresh uranium.	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2361	You made your point--I'll settle for the tofurkey....!	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2362	No wiggle room on cilantro?	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2363	The GMO steaks putting up a fight again?	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2364	You knew what you were in for when you married a cardiologist.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2365	Since when does a flambe require a hazmat suit?	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2366	Not sure how to turn you on . . . ?!	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2367	Maybe you should try using less onions and spice next time.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2368	It may by gluten free, but are you sure Plutonium is wholesome?	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2369	Are we having '20,000 Legumes Under the Peas'?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2370	I'm guessing I don't have to lie that dinner smells good.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2371	Wow, Doris, do they really eat 'Hamburger Helper' on the International Space Station?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2372	It appears to me you think our relationship has become too caustic.	1.1732	0.03724	127	107	18	2
2373	Do you ever feel like we live in a vacuum?	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
2374	OK, I get it. I’ll shop organic for now on.	1.1732	0.04197	127	110	12	5
2375	After a day with the estate planning lawyer, Bob ventured in the kitchen to see what was for dinner.	1.1732	0.04485	127	112	8	7
2376	Now you're allergic to your own cooking?	1.1732	0.04343	127	111	10	6
2377	Not in the mood for a quickie?	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
2378	Am I allowed conjugal visits ?	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
2379	Whoever heard of an entire chastity suit?	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
2380	Curry Night?	1.1732	0.03724	127	107	18	2
2381	Guess you are not taking Any chances with the no abortion law.	1.1732	0.04343	127	111	10	6
2382	I wish you wouldn't take the Senate's nuclear option so literally.	1.1732	0.04343	127	111	10	6
2383	Did you get your hair done?	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
2384	Calories do not fly through the air!	1.1732	0.04197	127	110	12	5
2385	Aren't you overdoing the "I am not a housewife routine?"	1.1732	0.03552	127	106	20	1
2386	You might want to use a bit less Ghost Pepper.	1.1732	0.04197	127	110	12	5
2387	Still allergic to cooking?	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
2388	Is procreation still allowed?	1.1732	0.04197	127	110	12	5
2389	I told my dad not to make you pull his finger this time.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2390	I really appreciate you came back for dinner.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2391	I'm pretty sure the label said irradiated meat.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2392	I'm just concerned over your decision to fashion the helmet out of a working food processor.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2393	You signed up to help Elon Musk colonize Mars? I guess asking for a divorce like a normal person was out of the question.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2394	I know you can’t help bringing the job home with you, I’m just suggesting that if you quit referring to us all as ‘Earthlings’ you might feel a little less isolated.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2395	Is it spicy?	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2396	(a) I can make my own quinoa and (b) your doctor has told you on numerous occasions that you aren't allergic to gluten.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2397	I really appreciate you making my brussel sprouts.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2398	Aren't you overreacting just a bit? Kale and quinoa are not that far out of culinary fashion.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2399	Okay, you win. No more gluten.	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
2400	Wait, you said you got this recipe off an episode of Dateline?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2401	But I thought you loved liver and onions.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2402	Sure, he'll let you back in from Mars now, but who knows in two years?	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2403	Leftovers tonight, I see.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2404	Space diet tonight?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2405	Between the glasses of wine and this protective device I was hoping I wouldn't be able to hear his inane ramblings anymore.	1.1694	0.04540	124	110	7	7
2406	How long until liftoff?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2407	Your words say you don't mind cooking the bacon, but your CDC suit says that you do.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2408	I hate when our dinner guest are gluten free.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2409	What now? Gluten free wasn't enough for you.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2410	If you didn't want to make saganaki you just should have said so.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2411	Hazmat and eggs this morning?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2412	My mother would just put a spoon on her nose	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2413	I think we need a little less space.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2414	Why not get rid of the Teflon pans?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2415	Isn't that a bit much for a product labeled GMO?	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2416	It's a surprise.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2417	One small egg in the pan, one giant leap for my cholesterol.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2418	I still can't believe you're the head of The Department of Education.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2419	But, the FDA assured us it's safe.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2420	My stir fry is out of this world.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2421	We’re out of Purell.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2422	You know, I'm no longer HIV positive.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2423	All right. I get it. You really don't like broccoli.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2424	Are you hiding an inconvenient truth?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2425	Is this one of those recipes from the CDC cookbook.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2426	So, cod isn't your favorite?	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
2427	It's a 1997 cab Margaret..don't you dare ask for the straw!	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2428	Don't feel like you have to do gluten just for me.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2429	Hail the era of a weakened FDA	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2430	You should know it just doesn't smell right.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2431	Does NYFD know you're attempting creme brulee again?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2432	Aren’t you being a bit premature, Honey? Environmental deregulation won’t make it to our kitchen for another eleven months or so!	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2433	You knew before we married l liked liver and bacon curry,why the bid deal now all of a sudden ?	1.1694	0.03382	124	103	21	0
2434	I'm just saying, Julia Child would be appalled.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2435	I prefer Tuesday night S&M cuisine.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2436	When I said you're a space cadet I did not mean that I thought you were an astronaut	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2437	Thank you for cooking the bacon.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2438	That was E.T. who just called. He said "Phone Home."	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
2439	Just eliminate the habaneros.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2440	There's no more romance in our marriage.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2441	Honey, if you really don't want to make that limburger cheese omelet for me, just say so!	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2442	You make me feel so vulnerable.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2443	I don't think that's how sous vide works.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2444	Don't worry honey, I'm sure I followed the Meth Lab Tutorial to the T	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2445	Mary's passive aggressive plea for "some space" was not getting through to Frederick.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2446	Your cooking technique is out of this world.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2447	Dear, I am ready for the fusion cuisine	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2448	There must be faster ways to kill me than to expose me to Teflon fumes.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2449	It will taste fine, dear.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2450	I think you're really taking this gluten allergy too far.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2451	Is this your way of saying you detest liver and onions?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2452	Not liver and onions again!	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2453	Maybe it's time to stop cooking with a no-stick pan.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2454	How much beer does that hold?	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2455	Have you tried putting the onions in the fridge before you slice them?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2456	I can't hear you through that helmet...I suck all the what out of the room?	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2457	Would you like some alcohol? It will calm your nerves and kill the germs. It works for me.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2458	Let me guess - haz mat stir fry?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2459	This long-distance thing isn’t working for me anymore.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2460	You know how people say, Nothing can come between us? They're wrong.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2461	Mother-in-law chili again?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2462	Clearly, you aren't as much of a garlic lover as I am.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2463	And you expect me to eat that?	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2464	Really? I ask for extra garlic and you put on the hazmat suit?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2465	Dear, I really appreciate you cooking liver and onions for me, but do you have to be so dramatic?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2466	I just love our gluten nights together	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2467	But the cilantro adds a special zing.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2468	That's serious gluten intolerance	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2469	Allergies bothering you again?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2470	Don't be ridiculous. I adore your five-alarm chili.	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
2471	GMO for dinner again?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2472	Alright, I'm sorry. Next time I'll get gluten-free.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2473	Most people just drink wine from a glass.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2474	Decent of you to scramble my eggs one last time before you run off with Elon Musk...	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2475	So what's this new dish you're making me?	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2476	... but I got it on sale from the Trump Catalogue. It was in the "Ivanka's favorites" section...	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2477	Let me guess, "Blue Apron Skunk Burgers?"	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2478	OK you made your point.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2479	Rough day at the power plant?	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2480	Can you hear me now?	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2481	Still trying to one-up my mother with her own recipe I see !	1.1694	0.04540	124	110	7	7
2482	You can just tell me if you don't like my new recipe	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2483	On our planet we tend to value the cooking skills of the female species.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2484	So when do you plan to return to Venus?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2485	So what I farted, get over yourself	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2486	You go too far. I had only a sniffle.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2487	OK, so you're a vegan and I'm not. You don't have to rub it in.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2488	Wouldn't it just be simpler to use cast iron?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2489	Another recipe from the NASA cookbook?	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2490	Are you sure they said it was safe for me not to have one?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2491	I had nearly forgotten that you're vegan.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2492	A little heavy on the bromine chloride, I think.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2493	So, I suck the oxygen out of the room, and you add sriracha sauce?	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2494	So you really have entered the World's Hottest Chili Cook-off.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2495	You get so dramatic when you cook cauliflower.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2496	I know you're worried about the water in Flint, but this is a little much.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2497	Next time I want fish for dinner, maybe we should just go out.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2498	Maybe you're taking this gluten alergy thing a little too far?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2499	Just don't use onions.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2500	You makin' somethin' out of this world?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2501	Your cooking is out of this world, Honey	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2502	Onions again?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2503	I get it. You're allergic to cooking.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2504	ooooo Honey, did you do something different to your hair?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2505	Well...it sure is nice to have you back!	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2506	I think your cooking is out of this world.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2507	Tanked up before dinner, again?	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2508	I see you read Melanie's top ten ways to a successful marriage article.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2509	All I ask for was a little space	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2510	The wine label says nothing about notes of tree nuts, wheat, peanuts, soybeans or shellfish.	1.1694	0.04540	124	110	7	7
2511	Remember to tell my mother how much you enjoyed preparing her garlic-haggis casserole.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2512	What, you couldn't find your lead apron?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2513	So just because I don't like kale.....	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2514	I appreciate that you added jalapenos for me, but aren't you being a bit dramatic?	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2515	I don't think this qualifies as a legal separation.	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
2516	When you invited me for dinner I was hoping for more.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2517	This GMO Merlot will go perfect with it.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2518	Don't you think you're taking this whole gluten free thing a little too far?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2519	Everything has become so toxic.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2520	This gluten free thing has gotten out of hand	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2521	Martha Stewart always comes up with the strangest ideas I must say.	1.1694	0.04540	124	110	7	7
2522	Yeah, I'd never touch the food I serve my kids either.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2523	Recipes for chemical warfare may be on YouTube but that doesn’t make them right.	1.1694	0.03382	124	103	21	0
2524	How long until Lent ends?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2525	Oh, threat levels must be a thing again.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2526	Will you have time to join us before you leave for the launch pad?	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2527	Honey, is that another kitchen gadget from Amazon?	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
2528	Honey, I think we need to talk about our toxic relationship.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2529	Cooking onions again?	1.1680	0.04210	125	109	11	5
2530	The flu season requires extraordinary protection.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2531	Look, I'm sorry I didn't get the cage-free, antibiotic free, organic eggs!!	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2532	How's the habanero omelette coming along?	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
2533	I get the point. You hate to cook fish.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2534	Something smells good, but you wouldn't know it.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2535	Just because it's my mother's recipe doesn't mean it requires a haz-mat suit.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2536	I'm telling you the package said 'Gluten Free.'	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2537	I'm willing to eat out on fish night.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2538	I hope that you're not planning on wearing that in bed.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2539	Did I mention that I appreciate you making my Mom's sauerkraut recipe?	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
2540	I felt like I needed my own space.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2541	The onions again?	1.1680	0.03544	125	105	19	1
2542	All I'm saying is give toxic masculinity a chance.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2543	So after John eats that we can finally be together?	1.1680	0.04210	125	109	11	5
2544	I don't think that's how you make authentic mooncakes	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2545	If you're that allergic to eggs, why cook them at all?	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2546	Trying out a new yellow cake recipe	1.1680	0.04506	125	111	7	7
2547	Look, I know you don't like it when I ask you to add anchovies.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2548	Whipping up a little something to go?	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2549	Have you seceded from our union?	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
2550	Hon, the exhaust fan repairman promised that he would be here tomorrow.	1.1652	0.04266	115	100	11	4
2551	Liver	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2552	I'm almost sure you didn't used to put plutonium in the eggs.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2553	I guess you remember my remark last time about the meat being a tad under-cooked.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2554	Should we order in tonight ?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2555	Haz mat we go out to dinner instead?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2556	Sorry, but it's only two more months till my radiation level is back to normal.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2557	Are you sure it wouldn't go better with red?	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2558	Honey, he's not invading our food	1.1639	0.03561	122	103	18	1
2559	How's that new sriracha recipe coming along?	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2560	You really have to get over your aversion to garlic.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2561	Honey, I need some space.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2562	So, tell me about your work day...	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2563	Wouldn't you be more comfortable in an apron?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2564	I know you're gluten free, but this seems excessive.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2565	Good grief, I asked for a little Wasabi, not dioxin.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2566	I'm trying to think of a song that would be the polar opposite of "Embraceable You".	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2567	Honey, your cooking is out of this world!	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2568	You know, we can have it without shell fish.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2569	This recipe is to die for	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2570	This is no way to deal with a constitutional crisis, Ellen.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2571	And they say women can’t have it all.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2572	It's not you, it's me.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2573	Jalapenos? Again?	1.1639	0.03561	122	103	18	1
2574	Would you like your Chardonnay delivered intravenously?	1.1639	0.04411	122	108	8	6
2575	This is the second wackiest diet you've tried.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2576	So we don't have any Gas-Ex pills left?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2577	You landed right on time	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2578	Run out of Fitbits did they?	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2579	I get that you need your 'space', but this is ridiculous.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2580	Planning to leave the counrty?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2581	The wine needs to breathe for a few minutes.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2582	Honey, let's get a new skillet.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2583	All I said was Trumps name.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2584	They are called space mushrooms for a reason!	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2585	So,...what's for dinner?	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2586	I wouldn't worry about nuclear fallout until next week.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2587	Honey, I said I wanted salmon for dinner, not salmonella.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2588	I know you said you needed some space, but this is getting ridiculous.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2589	"Martha, find anything new at the neighborhood garage sale?'	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2590	It's not a giant leap to say we're growing apart.	1.1639	0.03561	122	103	18	1
2591	I think Canada would be easier.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2592	You used to find me suitable.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2593	Last time: I'm not eating kale.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2594	I know you've gone vegan, but it's just a turkey burger.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2595	In the mood tonight, huh babes?	1.1639	0.04411	122	108	8	6
2596	So you don't like my new cologne?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2597	Honey, maybe if we did not eat beans every night I could eliminate my flatulence issues!	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2598	Maybe Gowanus Canal chicken is too local?	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2599	Look, you wanted flambe', and I've been burned before...	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2600	Did you hear we have a new head of the EPA?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2601	Isn't Purell easier?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2602	What the pho is that ?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2603	The grocery store was out of organic vegetables again?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2604	Really don't like the smell of that liver, do you?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2605	Did you try a stronger exhaust hood?	1.1639	0.03561	122	103	18	1
2606	guess you found a workaround to not being able to stand the heat	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2607	I think your wearable technology is wearing you.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2608	Sorry about the fart joke.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2609	I'm just saying, we should give him a chance.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2610	That dinner is going to be out of this world.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2611	And to drink, how about a nice "Chateau Tang, '65?"	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2612	You know I was kidding when I told them you were allergic to cooking.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2613	Who you gonna call? Roast busters!	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2614	So, how is this more advanced than the Paleo Diet?	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2615	Yes, but they're fake nuclear codes.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2616	I guess you're not cooking organic anymore?	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2617	You know, that does make your butt look big.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2618	What kind of peppers did you use?	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2619	You're taking this vegan thing a little far.	1.1639	0.04562	122	109	6	7
2620	I see we're having beans with dinner.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2621	Whippin' up your 'Space Odyssey Omelets' again, hon?"	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2622	Honey, I said I'd like "le poisson" for din-din, darlin'. I didn't mean poison.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2623	You're taking "germophobe" to a whole new level	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2624	Food sticks and Tang, I presume?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2625	Nut allergy acting up?	1.1639	0.03366	122	102	20	0
2626	You're going a little heavy on the sriracha sauce, aren't you, dear?	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2627	I'll pass on the first bite.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2628	'Haz-mat hash again? Maybe we should talk."	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2629	I blame Trump.	1.1639	0.04411	122	108	8	6
2630	You've been binge watching on the Syfy channel again haven't you?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2631	I'm glad we've moved past my affair with that lifeguard. Wow, that smells a lot like chlorine.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2632	All I need is the air that I breathe, and to love you.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2633	Ok, no more beans.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2634	I don't think you and I were at the same sous-vide cooking lesson!	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2635	No, I wasn't aware that grease splatter can be fatal.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2636	Hellooooo . . . Mrs. Jetson.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2637	Hey, hazmat girl, why am I subjected the toxic liver-and-onion fumes?	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2638	So that's it? You're just going to shut me out?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2639	You were nominated to head the EPA?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2640	What time is dinner's Arrival?	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
2641	I didn't know this kitchen was a superfund.	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
2642	Thanks for reheating my fish, honey.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
2643	Will you stop it. My hangover farts aren't THAT bad	1.1626	0.04377	123	109	8	6
2644	I think we can trace your paranoia back to the Bowling Green Massacre.	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2645	Taking this Gluten allergy thing a little far, aren't you?	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2646	You really do think this debate about the new President is creating a toxic political environment.	1.1626	0.04222	123	108	10	5
2647	I use a deodorant.	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2648	Hey Alexa, when are my scrambled eggs going to be ready?	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2649	Come on honey, relax.. let's get you out of that suit	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2650	You know, if you didn't incinerate dinner every night, you wouldn't need the suit.	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2651	You're wasting your time -- I think the Martian explorers will only be able to eat MREs.	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2652	Did you enjoy the "Breaking Bad" marathon?	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2653	She was having trouble leaving the toxic relationship.	1.1626	0.03535	123	104	18	1
2654	The new pantsuit in post-inauguration America is so versatile, women can now get dinner on the table while bracing for nuclear war.	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2655	Honey, the Jetsons was forty years ago!	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2656	What does your therapist say these dreams are supposed to mean?.	1.1626	0.04377	123	109	8	6
2657	I know the smell of cooking onions makes you cry. But you're overreacting.	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2658	Beans?	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2659	You've taken this alien thing quite personally, haven't you?	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
2660	So how scary was it when you realized that there's .01% of germs that you can't kill?	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
2661	This wine isn't the right pairing with fried liver.	1.1613	0.03864	124	107	14	3
2662	Is this the result of an Executive Order?	1.1613	0.03864	124	107	14	3
2663	Just eat your dinner and don't ask questions.	1.1613	0.04190	124	109	10	5
2664	Where's the wine tube.	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2665	So, this is what NASA does now that it's got its funding cut, huh?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2666	Can I assume the cilantro rice is just for me?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2667	Let me guess, it's an alternative apron?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2668	OK, so you spoke up to the President, and he fired you, but his friendship with Putin doesn't mean, necessarily, that he has access to polonium-210.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2669	Okay, I get it, you don't appreciate my helpful hints.	1.1570	0.03321	121	102	19	0
2670	Dinner smells good tonight honey.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2671	Why did you cancel our appointment with the marriage counselor?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2672	So, you're taking the EPA Cheif appointment very seriously.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2673	I agree these are the last days. I just don't think the suit will save you.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2674	Run your definition of a self-contained marriage by me again.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2675	I hope you have the right gear to eat it...	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2676	Are we having Martian themed sex after our Martian themed dinner ?	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2677	How are the ebolatkes coming along?	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2678	I guess you figured out whether you're going to retain your health care coverage?	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2679	Gosh, I didn't realize the recipe I suggested wasn't vegan.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2680	... and you're sure you don't have an eating disorder	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2681	I am sure it will taste RAD!	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2682	I didn't mean just because Mom made it for my birthday you should, too.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2683	I don't think I can make my masculinity any less toxic.	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2684	I'll set the table	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2685	Your whiny brother still says I suck all the air out of a room.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2686	I noticed your dating profile said that your soufflé was to die for.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2687	So you can have your yellowcake and it eat it, too?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2688	Honey, it was just the wine talking when I said that about your cooking...	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2689	No, you never mentioned dating the bubble boy.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2690	A spacewoman's work is never done.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2691	Wasn't that song "FLY me to the Moon"?	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2692	So, how long before they have the locally sourced back in stock?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2693	You can't smell crony capitalism, Maxine.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2694	Open the pea pods please, Hal.	1.1570	0.04393	121	108	7	6
2695	You sure it's called molecular astronomy?	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2696	You really think our relationship fosters a poisonous atmosphere?	1.1570	0.04393	121	108	7	6
2697	Any chance the USDA gag order will be lifted in time for dinner?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2698	Wouldn't it just be easier to buy organic non-GMO?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2699	You know, not all soy is genetically modified.	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2700	Experimenting again culinarily, are we?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2701	Asbestos omelettes again?	1.1570	0.04393	121	108	7	6
2702	Honey, this is not what I had in mind when you said our date night was going to be out of this world.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2703	Fine, I'll buy organic eggs next time.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2704	I didn't ask to eat more beans.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2705	Toxic waste should always be broiled, not fried...	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2706	toxic but edible, interesting mix...	1.1570	0.04547	121	109	5	7
2707	Well, it will all make sense in a minute.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2708	I can be an astronaut, I can be a Ghostbuster, but somehow I am still the one cooking YOU dinner when I get home from work...	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2709	You should probably stop watching "What's Really in Your Kitchen?" before going to bed.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2710	Wearing this to your interview to work in the White House kitchen might be seen as hostile, don't you think?	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2711	Expecting another boiling green massacre?	1.1570	0.04393	121	108	7	6
2712	Honey, Lord Trump said the radiation would be harmless	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2713	Perhaps I wasn't clear when suggesting we add more spice to our marriage.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2714	Wow... You're really out of this world!	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2715	Honestly, it said 'gluten-free' on the carton…	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2716	What exactly do you mean by "off-gassing"?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2717	I feel like fancy range hood technology may have crossed a line.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2718	I suppose the Spaceman diet is a natural evolution from the Paleo one we tried.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2719	Honey, if we really were in space, your fried eggs would be floating in the air.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2720	You didn't have to descend from orbit. I told you I'd start dinner.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2721	Don't be so dramatic. I'm sure he'll be impeached.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2722	Just because I asked for liver and onions doesn't mean you have to be so dramatic! Just because I asked for liver and onions doesn't mean you have to be so dramatic! dramatic	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2723	Should we pair it with Milk of Magnesia?	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2724	"Aliens 5": In Space, no one can hear you cook.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2725	Talk to me.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2726	Well it looks delicious, but maybe we SHOULD think about going organic...	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2727	The hazmat omelet again?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2728	Cooking with durian fruit again I see...	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2729	So next time, maybe no Gorgonzola.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2730	Fire extinguisher on the fritz again?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2731	Honey, I think GMO's are only dangerous if eaten.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2732	Is it just the vodka or is there no oxygen in here?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2733	I said they were gastronomes, not astronomes	1.1570	0.03321	121	102	19	0
2734	Could we practice survival techniques another time?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2735	Is there no gadget you won't buy?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2736	Sorry, I spaced out – could you repeat that?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2737	Durian again?	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2738	So nice of you to cook for me, dear. Are you sure you're not having any?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2739	A wall might keep the germs out, but who would pay for it ?	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2740	I take it the onion allergy cure was less than hoped for.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2741	Do you cook for all your Match.com dates?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2742	I can take a hint; you need your own space!	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2743	Honey, food is supposed to be clean, not sterile!	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2744	My God Ellen, I thought it was free range.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2745	Concocting something life-altering Honey?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2746	I appreciate your willingness to cook with cream of mushroom soup.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2747	So how was the weather on Venus this morning?	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2748	So you aren't joining me for dinner?	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2749	Now you're just stirring the pot.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2750	Complying with the Executive Order on extreme cooking?	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2751	I really wish you wouldn't take your work home with you.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2752	You sure you don't want that glass of wine for launch?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2753	Sorry about my G.I. problem honey.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2754	Is that one small step for mankind or a wok?	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2755	If you must know, it's an alt-apron.	1.1552	0.04347	116	103	8	5
2756	I see you're making the pate de skunk gras again, my love.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2757	I'm sensing a bit of oven vent frustration on your part.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2758	I thought you meant the other trial separation.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2759	I think I need something stronger than wine to protect me from this one.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2760	What was in that Blue Apron knick knacks bag?	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2761	How about we go out for dinner tonight?	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2762	Cooking kippers?	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2763	It isn't cooking asparagus that smells bad.	1.1513	0.04243	119	106	8	5
2764	No, I don't think it's a good way to greet my new boss at the EPA.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2765	Nice to see the onion-proof suit get some use.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2766	Janice liked to spend her spare time in the last alternative-fact-free square foot in America.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2767	My position on crispy bacon is a little more open-ended.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2768	Why no beans?	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2769	Guilty as charged. I did say I was a little bored with eating healthy.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2770	I'm sorry honey, they were out of organic eggs at the store.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2771	Isn't this taking molecular gastronomy too far?	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2772	Are we still fighting from this morning?	1.1513	0.04243	119	106	8	5
2773	Honey, Dr. Cox didn't mean THAT when he said toxic relationship.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2774	OK I get it! You don't like brussel sprouts.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2775	Perhaps, after dinner you could slip into something really sexy?	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2776	I guess I shouldn't expect an astronaut to understand how draining creative work can be.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2777	Momma Mia ! That's a spicy meatball !	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2778	I know he smells pretty bad. My eyes are watering too, but having Steve Bannon over for dinner is really big deal for my career. We just gotta get through this.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2779	Okay, you win--no more GMOs.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2780	Is this the new Homeland Security?	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2781	I love that you dress like a woman.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2782	So...why the silent treatment.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2783	So, I think you may be taking this whole vegan thing a little too seriously.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2784	Toxic waste again?	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2785	Awesome, it's fish Friday!	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2786	Can't wait to try it!	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2787	I think I've lost my appetite.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2788	You're taking the first bite!	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2789	All right, all right, that was my hair in the lasagna yesterday.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2790	Is that a gravy or a sauce?	1.1513	0.04243	119	106	8	5
2791	When I said I eat anything I meant...	1.1513	0.04243	119	106	8	5
2792	Honey, I hate to tell you this, but it's the FOOD that goes sous-vide!	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2793	I dunno. I was just wondering. That's all.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2794	I guess we're having potatoes for the next 489 days.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2795	OK, I've never uttered "...out of this world."	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2796	I think you're overdoing that carbon free cooking.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2797	You might not like my chili recipe but there's no need to get sarcastic!	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2798	You're still on that molecular gastronomy kick?	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2799	Where's that "Down-to-Earth Recipes" cookbook I got you?	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2800	OK so maybe the recipe called for a little less garlic	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2801	Should I chop a little more uranium for you?	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2802	You know hon, you ought to dress this way more often. I am really turned on.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2803	Are you going to talk to me or are you going to just close yourself off?	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2804	OK, you win. The phone is off.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2805	Are you sure this is supposed to be heart healthy?	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2806	Is it me, or the Teflon residue?	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2807	Look, I just need a little less space from you.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2808	Come on! I don't fart THAT much!	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2809	So, how was Mars?	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2810	I know things have gotten scary, but wouldn't it be simpler to squelch your fears with a relaxing glass of wine?	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2811	It's just that there's hardly any science behind cooties, dear.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2812	Don't forget the salt.	1.1513	0.04243	119	106	8	5
2813	I hope your cooking isn't as infectious as your paranoia.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2814	But how does the Merlot get in?	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2815	Well, as long as it's gluten free.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2816	I hope you washed the pan first.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2817	Maybe if you didn't burn everything, that wouldn't be necessary.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2818	I don't think the President's views are that radioactive	1.1513	0.04243	119	106	8	5
2819	Chili recipe a little too strong?	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2820	This HazMat training has really taken your passive-aggressiveness to the next level	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2821	Just my luck, Vey can't draw a catsuit	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2822	Maybe we just drink our dinner tonight.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2823	Look , what I said about Donald Trump being OK ,I didn't mean it.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2824	OK ... OK. I'll call the black mold inspector tomorrow.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2825	I know you're upset that the government shut down the EPA, but you're carrying it a bit too far.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2826	Can you still drink?	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2827	It's the new fragrance for men.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2828	Your Tinder profile really reads like you've got more of a sense of humor.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2829	My mother just used a hanky.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2830	Oh Penelope, I'm only sorry you can't breathe as well as this wine.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2831	I shouldn't say this, but fried food has carcinogens.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2832	It's still a carcinogen.	1.1513	0.04243	119	106	8	5
2833	It's your favorite -- the cabbage, fermented shrimp, and Limburger cheese dish.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2834	How's that new diet working out for you?	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2835	There's gonna be food at the costume party, you know.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2836	Maybe it is time to go Organic.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2837	A little too much 'Eye of Newt?'	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2838	Pull my finger.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2839	Trying out for the doomsday cooking channel?	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2840	Point taken. No more gluten.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2841	Stop complaining, NASA warned us before I went to the moon I'd return with some eccentric eating and drinking habits.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2842	Have you ever gotten the bends while stirring?	1.1513	0.04243	119	106	8	5
2843	Well, you don't HAVE to use peanut oil.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2844	Hon, the EPA says Ivanka's brand of cologne is perfectly safe.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2845	Should we switch to organic?	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2846	Pretending you’re living on Mars isn’t going to make the Trump presidency go by any quicker.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2847	Do you still care if I pass gas?	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2848	The news paper said it was a spare the air day.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2849	Your liver and onions make me think about kinky sex.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2850	This is exactly my fetish.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2851	It's the first thing I've tried to make from the Heisenberg cookbook. I hope you like it!	1.1513	0.04243	119	106	8	5
2852	And what are you having for supper?	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2853	Let me guess—outer space to table?	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2854	You can never be too careful with mercury in fish these days..	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2855	Must you be so dramatic Must you be so dramatic? It's only a small case of herpes.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2856	I didn't know that crystal meth could be organic.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2857	I know we're white, but it was just a quarter teaspoon of paprika.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2858	Honey, they say butter is completely safe now.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2859	You're so tender when you cook for me sous-vide.	1.1513	0.04243	119	106	8	5
2860	Does this mean we'll be dining at El Charro again tonight?	1.1500	0.03481	120	103	16	1
2861	Experimenting with molecular gastroradiology again?	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2862	I thought we agreed to stop taking work home.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2863	Let me guess...you want to get out of the city and get some fresh country air this weekend.	1.1500	0.04039	120	106	10	4
2864	Sure we can expect major problems, but are going to wear that in bed too?	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2865	You’re the one who insisted on spicy nine-bean casserole.	1.1500	0.03481	120	103	16	1
2866	new recipe from Pinterest?	1.1500	0.04209	120	107	8	5
2867	With no more FDA or EPA, Martha Stewart has come out with a new line of safe yet fashionable kitchen wear. What do you think, Harold?	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2868	Honey, I said I decided to start wearing deodorant!	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2869	"Indian Point oysters AGAIN??	1.1500	0.04209	120	107	8	5
2870	Are you sure they were wearing biohazard suits on 'America's Test Kitchen'?	1.1500	0.04039	120	106	10	4
2871	"My comment on your mother was not toxic"!	1.1500	0.04209	120	107	8	5
2872	Gourmet cooking is only one of the seven tests. The next one, sexual creativity, is a little harder in this outfit.	1.1500	0.04209	120	107	8	5
2873	Fried fish from the Flint River for dinner?	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2874	Blue Apron featuring Anthrax and snap peas again?	1.1500	0.04039	120	106	10	4
2875	Margaret, I've always felt that your eggs are out of this world.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2876	No. If anything, it looks smaller.	1.1500	0.04039	120	106	10	4
2877	Don't you think that's taking the risk of nonstick pans too far?	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2878	Whatever happened to barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2879	When are you supposed to add the garlic?	1.1500	0.03273	120	102	18	0
2880	Is there something you want to say to me?	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2881	I should get the pre-cut onions next time.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2882	You're not supposed to use metal on non-stick, you know	1.1500	0.04039	120	106	10	4
2883	Is it a food allergy or just a sensitivity?	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2884	Is it the onions or were you thinking about John Glenn again?	1.1500	0.04039	120	106	10	4
2885	Why didn't you just tell me you were gluten free?	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2886	The recipe includes gluten?	1.1500	0.04039	120	106	10	4
2887	Well, the smell of frying liver never bothered me.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2888	Look, I know you don't like my mother, but is this really necessary?	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2889	Honey, I'm sure survivalist don't wear the gear all day long.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2890	A lid on the skillet would've prevented oil splash just as well.	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2891	I keep telling you that my mother's recipe was better.	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2892	You've been reading too much Rachel Carson.	1.1500	0.04039	120	106	10	4
2893	What's for dinner?" "What's left of Trumps heart over some Monsanto grown veggies.	1.1500	0.04039	120	106	10	4
2894	I'm guessing you missed the deadline to sign up for Obamacare	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2895	That's NOT how Rachel Ray does it.	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2896	I know it's your body, but isn't this overdoing it a bit?	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2897	I've got your hazardous material right here.	1.1500	0.04039	120	106	10	4
2898	My suit's at the cleaners, along with the EPA.	1.1478	0.03953	115	101	11	3
2899	One of these days, Alice!	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2900	I'm not saying your mother's recipes are all bad...	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2901	Is it the onions or my Hai Karate?	1.1478	0.03546	115	99	15	1
2902	If you have something to say about your new EPA boss, please tell me now.	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2903	Gravity is really bringing you down.	1.1466	0.04286	116	104	7	5
2904	No more Star Trek conventions, O.K.?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2905	I see we're having fish tonight.	1.1453	0.03272	117	100	17	0
2906	All I said was, 'let's give him a chance.'	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2907	You could have just said you don't like cooking sauerkraut.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2908	It’s called Success Cologne by Donald Trump.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2909	I thought you liked having the Smiths for dinner. Boy, was I wrong!	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2910	once a year I ask you to make limburger cheese for me,and you still make a big production of it.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2911	Have a drink. There's still half a minute 'til Doomsday.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2912	Why cook me a chili if you think it will give me gas?	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2913	So it was listed as "cook suit" on craigslist?	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2914	Honey, I think you are over reacting to my choice of wine for your recipe.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2915	What can I do to help?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2916	You're making a big deal about the broccoli again!	1.1453	0.03272	117	100	17	0
2917	See, now we're both OK that wine makes me gassy.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2918	OK, I get it -- you really don't like liver and Brussel sprouts.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2919	I've got an idea... let's order in tonight	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2920	Don't worry, honey, KellyAnne Conway said it would all be fine.	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
2921	Molecular gastronomy gone wild.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2922	This may be the booze talking but you look sexy when you're fixing me poison for dinner.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2923	Ralph wonders... is this a new weight loss plan? Or is Ruthie trying to send a message?	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2924	Liver for dinner?	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
2925	"No 'date night'?	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2926	And what's the difference between free-range and cage free again?	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2927	You're making your "dirty scrambled eggs" again, I see.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2928	Let's go out sometime.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2929	I hope your germaphobia does not extend to the bedroom.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2930	I don't think that's how Sous-vide is supposed to work.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2931	Maybe you’d better take it a little easy on the sriracha.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2932	Clearing your mind?	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2933	Tang omelets again?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2934	I think we are gonna need more wine.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2935	Honestly, honey...Is 'Man-Cave' Febreze all that bad?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2936	Okay, I agree. There is more space without the island.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2937	I know you are Vegan but this is ridiculous!	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2938	OK we can buy a new ventilator.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2939	It's your fault! You insisted on cooking baked beans for last night's dinner.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
2940	And yet you cook beans for me.	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
2941	Look honey I just do not believe in conspiracy theories.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2942	That's your solution to cooking a skunk?	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2943	I don't care if you saw it on Shark Tank, it still seems extreme to me for a few onion tears.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2944	I say we stay and give Trump's America a chance. You?	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2945	I didn't think our marriage was that toxic	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2946	Is it that bad, I need to tell Houston we have a problem?	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2947	I don't think it smells THAT bad.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2948	Has it occurred to you that maybe you should stop making the beans?	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
2949	Drunk already?	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2950	It may be gross, but Bourdain says it's delicious.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2951	Honey? How does it convert annoyance into renewable energy? Honey?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2952	So, yellow cake for dessert?	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
2953	I agree that Trump is going to make someone attack us, but that doesn't mean it's today!	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2954	Limburger pancakes again.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
2955	Flash Gordon or flash in the pan?	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
2956	Do I perceive disapproval of my liverwurst hash?	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
2957	The smoke detector just went off.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2958	I think you're taking the grease splatter thing a little too seriously	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
2959	Are you sure the doctor didn't say "CPAP?"	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2960	With you working on zika, I would have thought you'd stop bringing your work home.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2961	You must admit we got some great bargains from the FDA and NASA cutbacks.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2962	Moon to table tonight?	1.1453	0.03272	117	100	17	0
2963	So he told you dress like a woman at work again?	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2964	I thought you liked my cologne.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2965	I said I was sorry that I brought Merlot.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2966	Maybe you should try organic food.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2967	I guess we're having cabbage and beans for dinner again.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2968	It's a little inconvenient when we go to bed.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2969	Using the GMO Onions?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2970	Lighten up; my mother used to make me tripe.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2971	Honey, I said you have the personality of a robot, not that you are one.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
2972	You're not exactly giving me the confidence I need right now to trust your cooking.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2973	Thanks for making the Limburger cheese omelet to go with my nouveau beaujolais.	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
2974	I'm guessing Stinking Bishop isn't a favorite?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2975	Hon, did you ever think this gluten-free diet may have gone a little far?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2976	Tang again?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2977	You can't just choose your alternative air.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2978	Have some vodka first and you won't mind the cilantro.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2979	You really know how to dress for dinner!	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2980	Susan, can you hear me, I guess not, well yes it is too big.	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
2981	So , I see you're getting your wardrobe from the Bissell Collection.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2982	I get it: ‘Has-Matt made dinner?’ You're so passive aggressive.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2983	$300 on QVC, Mabel, honey you can avoid splatter by simply turning down the flame!	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2984	I assume that's my crow dinner, not yours.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2985	Homemade GMOs again?	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
2986	I was once in space.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2987	Is this because of my horrible poopy farts?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2988	Marge, I never asked for a grilled liverwurst and limburger cheese sandwich.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2989	Have I thanked you for tolerating my continuing embrace of glutens?	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2990	You know, I’m really sorry I forgot your birthday.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2991	I swear I wasn't going to spoil the season finale of 'This Is Us!'	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2992	I guess I'm just a bit more down to earth about these things.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
2993	Maybe it is time to stop using Teflon.	1.1453	0.03272	117	100	17	0
2994	I guess you've decided to take some space.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2995	Let's go over this again, I'm republican, your democrat, and the meal's Mexican.	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
2996	I told you, I'm willing to try vegan...	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2997	Is there room for me in there?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2998	Sandra, girl, if you really want to survive the trump presidency, you should build a bunker too.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2999	So what's with the eggs??	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3000	Enough drama, Helen. From now on I spend the extra money on pre-chopped onions.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3001	You're saying I have to put up with this for at least four years?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3002	Were they out of organic mushrooms?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3003	You're really letting loose since the armored car you wore for our first date.	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
3004	I heard what you said about the EPA, but I prefer alternative facts.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3005	Gluten protection?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3006	Is that the new pan with the space age finish?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3007	Come on Gwen, it's only a Biosafety Level 3 contamination risk.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3008	Thanks for including the cilantro	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3009	Ghost peppers again tonight?	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3010	"I told you, I'll take it off in four years.\|	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3011	Too much toxic media again?	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3012	Are you preparing alternative food tonight?	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3013	I thought we had agreed no GMOs.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3014	"Honey, you can take off the outfit now, as I have been on anti-flatulence pills for more than a month!	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3015	When you said I stank, I thought you were joking.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3016	Why don't you have a glass of wine? I know it was bottled before inauguration day.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3017	Online dating profile: "I'm a t-shirt and jeans kind of girl, but I also like to dress up for a night on the town or a romantic dinner at home."	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3018	I abhor life in a vacuum	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3019	Gas of wine?	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3020	So you're taking this gluten-free thing pretty seriously, eh?	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3021	The doctor said the medication will help with the smell.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3022	You were right, rosé does make me gassy.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3023	Burn me once, shame on you...	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3024	Then don't use cumin!	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3025	Did you say "ziti" or "zika?"	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3026	I get it. You still wish we lived on different planets.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3027	Is it me, or the new EPA?	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3028	Alright, I admit that toxic was a bit insulting.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3029	You don't reduce your carbon footprint that way.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3030	Maybe it's time I become a vegetarian?!?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3031	Can I pour your wine in somewhere in your backpack?	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3032	And you wonder why I went to the Women's March.	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
3033	Stop being so dramatic. You know I'm lactose intolerant.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3034	When do you leave for Mars?	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3035	That sure smells "out of this world".	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3036	We don't even have to use garlic.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3037	Okay even without tasting I think these are the non organic eggs.	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
3038	Come on Honey, I don't fart that bad....	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3039	Wine can only breathe for so long…	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3040	You're cooking is really out of this world!	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3041	You want me to eat that?	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
3042	I think it would be cheaper to buy organic.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3043	Look, I didn't actually think he'd keep his campaign promises. I just wanted to shake things up.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3044	Relax - eggs are gluten free!	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3045	So now you're protesting the New Administration's doing away with the environment.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3046	Ok, I'm sorry I said you've been putting on 'airs' lately. You made your point.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3047	Since you became vegan aren't you carrying this "have to cook meat for me" thing a little too far?	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3048	I know you've gone vegan, but beef stroganoff is not toxic.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3049	Personally I enjoy the smell of Brussel Sprouts.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3050	For whom are you cooking up this poisonous stew?	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3051	Just because Trump is President doesn't mean we're on an alien planet.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3052	Fried beans again?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3053	I said I'd be willing to try going gluten-free.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3054	It might be the wine talking, but since you started wearing that espresso machine on your back, I can't keep my mind off custard tarts.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3055	Can't we just go to Dairy Queen?	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3056	All I'm saying is that it seems like you could just eat some lentils or kale if you need more oxygen in your blood.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3057	Practice. Practice. Practice.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3058	Mitzi, what ever happened to that loving young couple we used to be?	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3059	I asked for vanilla wafers, not silicon wafers.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3060	Okay! I won't try that position again, all right?	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3061	Honey, Do you really think the EPA is doing that bad since the election?	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3062	You can't keep me out forever.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3063	I didn't realize I had become that toxic to you.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3064	I'll pass on the chili next time.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
3065	The recipe says to braise not blaze.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3066	On the second date Bob came to regret his lie about liking spicy food on the first date.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
3067	Trying a new oven cleaner recipe?	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
3068	You know that is an electric burner?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3069	Oh, I see were having non-organic tonight	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
3070	Have you lost all your senses, woman?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3071	How was the march?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
3072	smells delicious, hon	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
3073	Breaking bad eggs?	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
3074	So, why don't you try cooking with olive oil instead of peanut oil?	1.1441	0.04385	118	107	5	6
3075	you seem a little stressed, where is the wine port on the suit	1.1441	0.03858	118	104	11	3
3076	And it's supposed to go in my mouth next, right?	1.1441	0.04042	118	105	9	4
3077	Brussels sprouts again?	1.1441	0.03462	118	102	15	1
3078	According to our pre-nup contract, you agreed to cook liver and onions once a week!	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
3079	At that moment Jim knew his wife may be trying to potion him.	1.1404	0.04109	114	102	8	4
3080	Ground control to Major Chardonnay.....easy on the garlic please!	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
3081	Sunny Side Up, please	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
3082	Sounds very healthy. How does the glass of wine fit in?	1.1404	0.03268	114	98	16	0
3083	Does this mean you don't trust your own cooking??	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
3084	It must be the wine... this looks hotter than Victoria's Secret.	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
3085	If you don't want to cook with cilantro, just say so.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3086	Well, maybe one person's toxic environment is another person's breath of fresh air.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3087	Dear, aren't you taking this EPA gag rule a bit too far?	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3088	"Kidneys and cabbage again, huh?	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3089	Your cooking is not that bad, Sylvia !	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3090	Now that broccoli smell won't make you pinch your nose.	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3091	That still doesn't make it organic.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3092	At least wait till after I forget Valentine's day to go out of your way to ignore me.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3093	I'm sorry you don't like the atmosphere of the new place.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3094	If my dinner is that toxic, how about we go out to your favorite restaurant instead?	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3095	I see you've opted for the nuclear entree.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3096	" suits you ".	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3097	I read that gluten contamination isn't really a thing...but I totally support you.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3098	Honey, our new Waring Oven wasn't intended for wearing.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3099	Marge, you do know that’s just a Hoover.	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3100	Moving on from molecular to atomic cooking?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3101	Um, that's not quite what I meant when I advised you to protect your assets.	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3102	Did you march in those boots?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3103	I thought you'd come to terms with genetic engineering.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3104	You know, we could have just ordered take-out.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3105	You know some people will think this was a hoax, right?	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3106	Laura, dearest, are you quite sure you have entirely understood the concept of cooking 'sous vide'?	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3107	Careful - that's got gluten.	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3108	OK, I'll turn the heat up!	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3109	Honey, shouldn't we just buy organic?	1.1391	0.03241	115	99	16	0
3110	So...you gonna "science" the $#!t out of those latkes?	1.1391	0.04258	115	104	6	5
3111	I don't know why, but I still struggle with abandonment issues.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3112	"Frankly my dear,I agree frying is safer but liquor is quicker".	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3113	I'm sure lactose isn't airborne	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3114	So, uh, whatcha cookin'?	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3115	I said kinky, not clinky.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3116	I guess you figured out that our guests are antivaxxers.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3117	Post-molecular gastronomy? Don't you think it is a bit over the top?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3118	So I am guessing hanky pinky is off the table.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3119	Honey, the aliens aren't coming until after dinner.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3120	Hon, I don't think there are any peanuts in an omelet.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3121	One small step for pan, one giant leap for pan fried.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3122	It's nice they let you disembark early.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3123	WTF?	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3124	I think Dr. Goldberg will see this as progress. Your aggression is finally becoming less passive.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3125	Really, Lois? Just because you're not Vegan....	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3126	Not a fan of bacon?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3127	Darling, don't you think you're taking your role in Arrival a little too seriously?	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3128	Something tells me you wanted me to cut the onions.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3129	Did I thank you for cooking me fish this evening?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3130	Shouldn't this tang be slightly chilled?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3131	I'm pretty sure you can't just tell Venus immigration that you're from there, but what do I know, I'm from Mars.	1.1391	0.03241	115	99	16	0
3132	Your position on fried foods is duly noted. Now when's supper?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3133	I have a feeling this is going to be a "one small step for mankind" kinda night.	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3134	So this is your solution to our marriage being a toxic environment?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3135	Why don't you just start by quitting Facebook?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3136	I know your cooking is bad, but do you really need a gas mask?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3137	Hun, let me decide if it's out of this world	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3138	Now I know why your moonshine is so good.	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3139	Very funny! So I made you cook one night instead of ordering in.!	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3140	Okay, is it my after shave or you want to see Rogue One again?	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3141	Carl thought to himself, "So this is what she meant when she said she was a gastronomist."	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3142	I'm surprised writing for The Onion hasn't inured you to this by now.	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3143	You SAID you'd come home if it was an emergency.	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3144	Go easy on the cyanide.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3145	Don't you think removing the smoke alarm battery would be an easier solution?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3146	I presume Virgin Galactic hasn't called.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3147	I told you I was allergic to housework. That includes cooking.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3148	You say this recipe came out of the presidential cookbook?	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3149	I told you earthlings and aliens are one and the same.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3150	And I always thought all you needed was an apron.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3151	I know the current political climate is toxic, but isn't this a little extreme?	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3152	Cologne too much?	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3153	Please save the drama for your mama... Liver isn't that bad...	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3154	Come on, Joan. I was just joking about you giving me girl cooties.	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3155	I don't want to inhale any calories.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3156	I see that sous vide has become somewhat pedestrian.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3157	Five-alarm chili again?	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3158	I just love the smell of foreplay.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3159	Cooking up a solar storm?	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3160	I really like you, but I have a feeling that your germaphobia will make our sex life a bit complicated	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3161	I stand corrected. Proper usage. You are literally allergic to cooking.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3162	Oh, there's more than one kind of simmering going on here.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3163	I didn't have time to change.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3164	I think this kitchen needs more space.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3165	Couldn't you just make the gluten-free version?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3166	Honest, I don't think your cooking smells that bad.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3167	Gluten isn't THAT bad.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3168	I am pretty sure veganism doesn't require this.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3169	I knew we were going to eat in, but in what, exactly?	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3170	You know, I may have to rethink this wine pairing.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3171	So, you don't mind putting in more garlic?	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3172	"Spock calling Lt. Uhuru, come in please"!	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3173	Another extraterrestrial recipe?	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3174	With your cooking, you're going to need a cast iron stomach too.	1.1391	0.04258	115	104	6	5
3175	Since I got the Hazmat outfit for you, you seem more confident.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3176	Sure I love spicy, but what the hell, Betty.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3177	Have you ever considered that some of the benefits of the space program may be a little over-hyped?	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3178	And you wonder why I don't eat your food.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3179	I'm not so crazy about the smell of kidneys cooking either.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3180	#dresslikeawoman	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3181	Brussel sprouts aren't that bad.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3182	Does Trump still stink?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3183	You could have just skipped the onions, you know.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3184	You are over reacting to my parents, they promised to be fumigated before coming over to see us.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3185	Did you watch another Global Warming documentary?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3186	Your dating profile didn't mention that it was an airborne gluten allergy.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3187	I think I'm finally over that mysterious virus you gave me.........and remember, the faster you cook the omelet, the lighter it will be.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3188	So, how are the cooking classes going with Walter White?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3189	No offense, but your Limburger, onion, and Spam scramble has never been a favorite of mine.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3190	So you call this place Planet Earth?	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3191	It doesn't have to be Mexican again	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3192	Radiation ravioli my favorite.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3193	Honey, are you sure this is paleo?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3194	Your cooking isn't THAT bad, Carol.	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3195	Hunny, I thought we went over this. My elitism is hereditary, not contagious.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3196	Shall we toast to our new life insurance policies?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3197	I guess you would know a thing or two about sunny side up, eh?	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3198	Darling... Maybe you should lay off Facebook for a while.	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3199	Maybe if you didn't use the Trump wine......	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3200	How toxic is that dish?	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3201	I'm just not ready to go full vegan.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3202	Wine makes me gassy, and I said 'Excuse me'. You don't have to go overboard.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3203	So we're having Beef Smellington?	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
3204	Who says apocalyptic role-play can't be sexy?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3205	Honey, these Trump Steaks can't be that bad.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3206	I think you're taking the whole vegan thing a little too far.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3207	Aren't you taking the better safe than sorry thing too far?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3208	But I thought you liked cooking with habaneros.	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
3209	Is this your way of mooning me?	1.1379	0.04042	116	104	8	4
3210	Mmmmmmm	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
3211	Have you ever considered just buying cat food?	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
3212	I'm sorry honey, it was just a joke	1.1379	0.03441	116	101	14	1
3213	I guess the whole 'Stepford' thing is out.	1.1379	0.03441	116	101	14	1
3214	I scheduled the range-hood repair for next week, but I'm now wondering if I should cancel?	1.1379	0.03216	116	100	16	0
3215	We're all going to die, that suit will just prolong the agony	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
3216	How nice to have my mother's fish dish for dinner again.	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
3217	Is the apron becoming extinct?	1.1379	0.03441	116	101	14	1
3218	It might be easier to just go in and touch up your makeup after cooking.	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
3219	Well, I've always thought of eggs sauerkraut as a turn on.	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
3220	I guess you really meant it when you said you didn't like to cook.	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
3221	That's really hot curry!	1.1379	0.04042	116	104	8	4
3222	Smelling foods can get you fat	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
3223	Are you cooking with peanut oil?	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
3224	I think you're taking this 'superfood' thing a little too far.	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
3225	Fission again?	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
3226	I knew you were busy but I was hungry.	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
3227	Can we talk?	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
3228	Ancho, Cayenne, Scotch Bonnet frittata night?	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
3229	Honey, it's just nuclear fallout. The president says it's a tremendous opportunity to evolve faster than everyone else.	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
3230	So it's, 'In space; no one can hear your excuses?'	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
3231	If it's that much trouble, Martha, I'll make the damn thing myself.	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
3232	I'm cooking your favorite cheese souffle and am dressed ever so sexily due to your lactose intolerance. Hopefully, I have enough oxygen.	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
3233	Carcinogens in bacon are more than a rumor	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
3234	Harold could only imagine how his wife would dress once the new pressure cooker arrived.	1.1379	0.04042	116	104	8	4
3235	Thanks for not sharing your germs.	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
3236	So you read the executive order?	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3237	Apparently, you have no intention of leaving the kitchen.	1.1327	0.04074	113	102	7	4
3238	Secret recipes are secret for a reason.	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
3239	Would you prefer boxed wine?	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3240	Wanna knock boots?	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3241	Have you thought about Yoga?	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3242	Thanks for catering to Mother's new diet, honey. I think she's finally warming up to you a bit.	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3243	Should we think about going onion free?	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3244	It could use a little dressing.	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3245	You look Marsvellous tonight.	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3246	Maybe you need to cut down on the chili peppers.	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3247	You know, cheese has mold in it.	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3248	Is my masculinity truly that toxic, Laura?	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3249	Honey, I smelled that burning a long time ago.	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
3250	Huh! The things you do to escape my inane chit chat.	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3251	You need the suit because the eggs are not range-free?	1.1327	0.04074	113	102	7	4
3252	Don't you think you're taking that Molecular Gastronomy a bit too far?	1.1327	0.04074	113	102	7	4
3253	So, you really do think they are going to get rid of the EPA...	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3254	"Are you sure this is what they meant by sous-vide?	1.1327	0.04074	113	102	7	4
3255	Should I warn the Jeffersons?	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3256	This space really suits you	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3257	I don't want to know how that sausage was made.	1.1327	0.03206	113	98	15	0
3258	Farmed fish again?	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
3259	I'm just saying, I could buy you a new skillet.	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
3260	Yes dear, you are the Neil Armstrong of the kale omelette.	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
3261	My limburger cheese omlete doesn't smell that bad.	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3262	Are we having Heisenburgers again?	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
3263	So you aren't taking any chances with that irradiated oregano.	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3264	Purell sent you a Thank You Card and a Gift Basket.	1.1327	0.04074	113	102	7	4
3265	You could have asked HAL to cook that for you.	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
3266	Mmmm, Eggs Heisenberg!	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3267	Look honey, I know that Remnick didn't publish your caption. Do you at least want to talk about it?	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3268	Yes, you're literally a space cadet.	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3269	I just don't know why you'd cook it when you know what it does to me.	1.1327	0.04074	113	102	7	4
3270	I'll wait in the living room until it's ready.	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
3271	Just add salt.	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
3272	Now you're taking "living in a bubble" too far!	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3273	So is this your response to my CPAP machine?	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3274	Yes, yes, you don't like cilantro. But you're being silly.	1.1327	0.03206	113	98	15	0
3275	Going heavy on the jalapeños, are you?	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3276	I didn't realize you were trying to cook, otherwise I would have put my suit on too.	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3277	I said add radishes.	1.1327	0.04074	113	102	7	4
3278	Trump is an idiot.	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3279	Air today, gone tomorrow.	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3280	I thought 'Molecular Cooking' is passé?	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3281	And which cookbook was this in again?	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3282	Okay, okay. Next time I won't ask for onions.	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3283	Ever since the Women's March, she refuses to touch my meat.	1.1327	0.04074	113	102	7	4
3284	"I think the fish sauce was optional".	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
3285	It's nice to see things on Mars won't be different.	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3286	Want a refill on the Chateau Tang?	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3287	You know, these toxic bachelor precautions hurt my feelings a bit.	1.1327	0.04074	113	102	7	4
3288	Does that go with red or white wine?	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3289	Don't stand so close--the pesticides are burning off.	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3290	I thought Trump had eliminated that regulation.	1.1327	0.04264	113	103	5	5
3291	Seriously, Honey. Nobody's grabbing.	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3292	Honey, I don't think Trumpitis is contagious.	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
3293	Oh honey... Even if they've seen your comment, I'm sure they've ran out of Polonium at this point.	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3294	So this is what super-vegan looks like?	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
3295	Your're making ballasitic missile burgers again.	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3296	I once saw Martha Stewart cook salmon in a spacesuit!	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3297	So, is this your new look?" "It's only for the next four years.	1.1316	0.04040	114	103	7	4
3298	I hope they're done before I run out of oxigen!	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3299	Habañeros three ways. Again?	1.1316	0.04040	114	103	7	4
3300	Do you do everything well done on Mars?	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
3301	Oxygen is the fifth basket ingredient on Chopped.	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
3302	"Astro-melette"?	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
3303	Joy of Coooking? Or Julia?	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3304	You know I fully support your human-to-robot transition. I just really think you're using too much oil in the cooking these days.	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3305	Alice, you know I'm only joking when I say bang! zoom! straight to the moon!	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3306	Have some confidence! The last batch turned out okay.	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
3307	I like the way you've re-purposed the lead blower to dry your hair	1.1316	0.04040	114	103	7	4
3308	It's not rocket science, it's easy as pie.	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3309	Honey, I said I opened a window.	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3310	I'm telling you - use Vidalias	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3311	Sure smells good ....	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3312	Honey, let me just say again how relieved and happy I am that we've been able to get past my little, ah, marital indiscretion with with Tiffany.	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3313	Is this a commentary on my personality?	1.1316	0.04040	114	103	7	4
3314	Can I borrow that later for the cabbage?	1.1316	0.04040	114	103	7	4
3315	Are you sure your signed copy of Julia Child is authentic?	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
3316	Another manager's special?	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3317	I promise that next time I'll look harder for organic salt.	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3318	I'm pretty sure it's gluten free	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3319	Am I really that unhealthy?	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3320	Kellyanne swears it's not contagious.	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3321	Miss the EPA, ha?!	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3322	You never got your cooties shot?	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3323	Another gin atomic, dear?	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3324	If you prefer, I think we might have some Tang left over from the 60's.	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
3325	Lotta work for just one portion.	1.1316	0.04228	114	104	5	5
3326	Is it gravity that's bringing you down?	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3327	''Does this mean that you don't like to cook my favorite dinner?"	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3328	We just had Ebola scramble last week.	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3329	You come here often?	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3330	I'm sorry I warned you; dairy gives me gas.	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3331	Poison instead of potatoes for dinner tonight?	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3332	I always said your cooking was out of this world.	1.1316	0.04040	114	103	7	4
3333	Beans again ?	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3334	Your food allergies must be hell.	1.1316	0.03180	114	99	15	0
3335	Teflon pan I take it?	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
3336	How does it compare with the old immersion hand blender?	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3337	There really is nothing like a home cooked meal.	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3338	I see. Dressing like a woman again?	1.1316	0.04040	114	103	7	4
3339	Looks like Putin is not the only one who needs a nuclear icebreaker.	1.1316	0.04040	114	103	7	4
3340	This free range beef is killing me.	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3341	Can I interest you in a cigarette break?	1.1316	0.04040	114	103	7	4
3342	I see you've upped your 5 alarm chili to new levels that can only be measured by Geiger counter. Shall I get the lead aprons so we can eat?	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3343	You do realize you're back on Earth?	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3344	I'll have mine without peanuts if you don't mind.	1.1316	0.04040	114	103	7	4
3345	New spanks?	1.1304	0.03811	115	103	9	3
3346	Are those space pants?	1.1304	0.04006	115	104	7	4
3347	I could have had the cheddar instead.	1.1304	0.03811	115	103	9	3
3348	I'm cooking sous vide tonight.	1.1304	0.03387	115	101	13	1
3349	I'm assuming the salmon was not wild caught.	1.1304	0.03606	115	102	11	2
3350	What I meant when I said I like chillies...	1.1304	0.03154	115	100	15	0
3351	Fixing Moons Over My Hammy again?	1.1304	0.04192	115	105	5	5
3352	I bet that's easier with gravity.	1.1304	0.03606	115	102	11	2
3353	I DO like your cooking, but it's not out of this world.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3354	He asked for his regular of toxic stew, with a side of bigotry again?	1.1250	0.04036	112	102	6	4
3355	When I told you that your cooking was 'out of this world,', I meant it seriously, not literally.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3356	I believe the program is called Iron Chef, not Iron Lung Chef, dearest.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3357	Making ebola-gnese?	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3358	Sous vide?	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3359	Mmmmm. Smells toxically delicious!	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3360	You're really taking this gluten allergy seriously, huh?	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3361	The recipe said to use radicchio.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3362	Best I can do is a glass with a silly straw.	1.1250	0.04231	112	103	4	5
3363	Hey there, Miss Eggs-Over-Easy-And-Hard-To-Get.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3364	How was your "Sleep Walkers with Sleep Apnea" support group meeting?	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3365	You know, this is my favorite kind of evening: me with my California Cabernet, you frying up a delicious cheese and c diff omelet in your hazmat suit!	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3366	I refuse to feel guilty over my stinky tofu craving.	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3367	So on a continuum between not communicating enough and sucking all the air out the room, you'd say that I'm now...?	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3368	That's the thing about these toxic relationships, you can tell when they grow cold !	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3369	I guess that's one way of dealing with the stench of today's American politics.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3370	Hey, I just eat what I'm served. Whatever happens next is on you.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3371	Sweetheart, I like Matt Damon too, but this is frickin' ridiculous!	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3372	Honey, don't you think you're overdoing the chemical sensitivity thing?	1.1250	0.03139	112	98	14	0
3373	Onions always did make you cry...	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3374	Sorry. I won't fart in the kitchen again.	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3375	Honey, I see you put your engineering degree to good use	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3376	I thought the future was more steamed than fried?	1.1250	0.04036	112	102	6	4
3377	Damn government regulations!	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3378	Alright, I'll go vegan if you're going to be so dramatic about frying bacon for me.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3379	I’m trying out this new, organic, vegan, non-GMO, and polymer fume-free recipe.”	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3380	You just HAD to have yours with gluten, didn't you?	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3381	Ours has always been a low pressure marriage.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3382	I get it already, this space is ill-equipped for cooking!	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3383	Still trying to go gluten-free?	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3384	"Needing space" doesn't mean simply wearing a space suit, Theresa.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3385	You know, you could just tell me you don't care for this Merlot.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3386	So, normal hair dryer wasn't quite good enough?	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3387	So this is the new you?	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3388	You tryin to take me out with ghost peppers again.	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3389	Another Occupy Mars online training course?	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3390	How was I supposed to know what "GMO" means?	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3391	Did someome microwave fish again?	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3392	I just use the smoke detector as a timer	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3393	I think it's time to try meditation.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3394	Sorry, the prune-wine farts are the worst.	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3395	Honey, please remember to turn on the range hood.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3396	Until you're extremely vetted, you gotta wear that outfit.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3397	Attempting to cook again?	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3398	So I have to ask, is this one way to Mars about me?	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3399	Does that protect you from all his tweets, or just the fictional ones?	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3400	Anthrax shmanthrax	1.1250	0.03139	112	98	14	0
3401	Gluten sensitivity? Whew! I thought it was emotional distance.	1.1250	0.04036	112	102	6	4
3402	And I'm floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look different today	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3403	I think you've gone a little overboard in sending the message when you aren't "in the mood"...	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3404	OK, you're a Vegan! I get it. I'll cook the bacon.	1.1250	0.03139	112	98	14	0
3405	More wine for me, less whining from you.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3406	So Honey, since the election you've been really worried about what happens after it's out of the frying pan.	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3407	Offering protection for everything but bad ideas.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3408	Well, the non-organic stuff was cheaper!	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3409	I know that you want this night to be special, but that peanut sauce REALLY isn't that important.	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3410	I swear to God my mother doesn't know about your lethal peanut allergy!	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3411	Domo Arigato Mrs. Roboto!	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3412	Ok. I get that it still feels toxic to you.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3413	Exploding eggs again?	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3414	Not too hot.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3415	You know, I heard Nordstrom changed its return policy.	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3416	In the kitchen, no one can hear you scream "over easy."	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3417	so you'll get an allergic reaction if you breath in what exactly?	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3418	This Merlot will pair well with our synthetic, bio-based entree.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3419	"whats with the suit hun?" "I can't cook and smell Bannon's horse shit at the same time?	1.1250	0.04036	112	102	6	4
3420	Look, I know the EPA is under Trump now, but isn't this little to cautious.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3421	Frozen dinner means something different to you.	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3422	Let me guess…Sloppy Joes?	1.1250	0.04231	112	103	4	5
3423	Thanks for the fried onions, Honey.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3424	Neil Armstrong will be here at Eight, how is the freeze dried steak going honey.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3425	Molecular gastronomy is getting out of control.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3426	Is this that Lutefisk from last week?	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3427	I'm sorry. Next time I'll stress 'organic.'	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3428	Tang is easier.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3429	Did the Onion recommend this outfit?	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3430	It's not 100% organic	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3431	Is it for the onions, aliens or high fashion?	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3432	You're not on the Space Station any more, Peggy.	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3433	I see you're preparing another gastric delight.	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3434	Can I get ebola that?	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3435	So you really going through with this Vegan thing?	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3436	I think it's time you tossed the non-sticks.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3437	Your germs are not my germs	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3438	You're not engendering confidence in your cooking.	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3439	A little less garlic?	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3440	I don't get it.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3441	I don't think you need to dress like that when using Marzipan.	1.1250	0.03831	112	101	8	3
3442	You've been spacey recently	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3443	Wine helps when you feel like you are in outer space.	1.1250	0.04036	112	102	6	4
3444	I'm just saying, you've been watching too much of that Breaking Bad show.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3445	I knew you were mad at me but I didn't you literally meant that you 'can't even breathe the same air'	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3446	Protection from the elements appears to be extremely important to you.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3447	Your taking the Jetsons name a little too far!	1.1250	0.04036	112	102	6	4
3448	I'm going to get you a hand-held hair dryer for Christmas.	1.1239	0.03799	113	102	8	3
3449	Sauteed space monkeys!? Really?	1.1239	0.04002	113	103	6	4
3450	Will it go down, like regular food?	1.1239	0.03357	113	100	12	1
3451	Are you allergic to housework and me, or me and housework?	1.1239	0.03113	113	99	14	0
3452	So you are severely allergic to the kitchen, eh?	1.1239	0.04002	113	103	6	4
3453	After dinner I'm going to try to step out of my bubble.	1.1239	0.03113	113	99	14	0
3454	The danger with the free-range running stuff is you don't know where its been.	1.1239	0.03585	113	101	10	2
3455	Thanks for cooking my favorite dish.	1.1239	0.03585	113	101	10	2
3456	Tuna tetrazzini again?	1.1228	0.03767	114	103	8	3
3457	Is a little breathing space too much to ask?	1.1228	0.03330	114	101	12	1
3458	i just can't stand the smell of cilantro.	1.1228	0.03330	114	101	12	1
3459	She who smelt it dealt it.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3460	I hope it's not that Hazmat manicotti recipe.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3461	I'm sorry you don't like the smell of curry.	1.1182	0.03092	110	97	13	0
3462	I’m telling you, it’s an atmospherically stable sauté	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3463	Ok! I get it! No more cooking with garlic!	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3464	But really, the key is the aroma.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3465	Wouldn't it be much simpler to switch to organic eggs?	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3466	I don't think that makes it kosher to combine milk and meat.	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3467	No, it was not an "alternative fact" when I said I brushed my teeth.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3468	I assume we're having the Tang Sauce for the chicken again?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3469	Point taken. I admit I could hear you scream.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3470	Your dish isn't letting my wine breathe.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3471	You got turned down, okay? Mars is OUT.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3472	Is that tofu?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3473	Thanks for the eggs, but aren't you carrying the vegan thing a bit too far?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3474	Why won't you even try this new bean vodka?	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3475	Honey, I finished cutting the onion an hour ago	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3476	Is it my IBS or do you just need more space?	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3477	Garlic, my dear? We don't need no stinking garlic.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3478	If are date continues to go well, will you be wearing that in bed?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3479	EPA Secretary Rick Perry says silicone is safe ...... Right ?	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3480	Sweetheart, I was only joking about your cooking.	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3481	I didn't realize the swordfish was still so toxic.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3482	OK, I get it. No more possum.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3483	I take it, this glass of wine is going to waste?	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3484	I know you're vegan, but it's just a rasher of bacon.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3485	Do you want me to start Sinatra's " Fly me to the moon" again?	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3486	I know the smell of Balkan cabbage disgusts you. My poor grandparents put cigarette butts up their noses, thank goodness for technology.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3487	Dear, does the smoke alarm need a battery?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3488	Is this some sort of feminist thing?	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3489	Fried liver and onions? The air filter can't help you.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3490	You say prude, I say boundaries.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3491	I know you and my mother don't always see eye to eye, but this is a new extreme.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3492	Really, darling.....we do have that Doomsday Prepper condo in the New Zealand.	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3493	Hello... is there anybody in there?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3494	I agree: we do have a toxic relationship.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3495	I think it's coming from the new cabinet.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3496	So, is it me or the bacon ?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3497	I just can't stand the smell of your Tuna Casserole.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3498	Do you think it may be time for you to get some help with that obsessive compulsive control disorder?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3499	When does Trump arrive?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3500	Your paella had better be out of this world.	1.1182	0.03092	110	97	13	0
3501	Medium rare...	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3502	Another GMO meal, dear?!	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3503	If your worried about the eggs, they're organic.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3504	Is this just because you don't like the smell of cooking brussels sprouts?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3505	I don't think Tang pairs well with anything.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3506	So....is there a particular reason you're not talking to me honey?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3507	So tell me again how things went on the red planet?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3508	I realize you astronaut training is important, but even at home?	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3509	What kind of Toxic Waste are you cooking tonite !	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3510	Ok, I get it. Smoothies it is.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3511	OK. So this whole "outer-space" thing is different I'll grant you, but I still recognize the silent treatment when I am getting it.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3512	Ah, the miracle of Teflon.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3513	Did the label say 'made in a facility that processes nuts' or 'made on equipment that processes nuts'?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3514	Stop with the Jane Jetson get-up. I happen to like limburger omelets!	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3515	I'm not sure that the Riesling was the correct choice tonight.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3516	I like my eggs Over Contaminated.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3517	I'd rather be left behind any day.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3518	What is it this time, Gladys? Three Mile Island stew? Valdez halibut? Tripes à la mode de Chernobyl?	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3519	Let's skip the plutonium sauce, and return to Earth.	1.1182	0.03092	110	97	13	0
3520	You're sucking the air out of the room!	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3521	Honey, the folks at the Employment Service will be able to tell you're a real person.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3522	You remind me of myself when I was a teenager.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3523	Well, Kellyanne, are you sure they'll blame Putin?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3524	You really don't like making those smelly appetizers we always have for the Super Bowl party. Point taken.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3525	The coal plant's not even running yet	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3526	Grilled cheese is that toxic?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3527	What time are we snorting dinner?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3528	I told you. Gluten is NOT volatile.	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3529	Don't you think you're overreacting a bit to the election?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3530	Thanks for frying my steak! Why didn't you tell me you'd become a vegan?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3531	I think you're pushing this GMO hysteria a bit too far.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3532	Concerned about the "best by" date of the ingredients?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3533	You never told me you had been selected for the mission to Mars.	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3534	Chopped onions again?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3535	This is a special dinner for you	1.1182	0.04231	110	102	3	5
3536	I didn't realize the advice 'Fasten your oxygen mask first, before assisting others' applied outside the airplane.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3537	I love the smell of Ebola in the morning.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3538	I like to think of myself as a "Salmonella Terminator".	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3539	OK - I get it - no more okra ...	1.1182	0.03092	110	97	13	0
3540	All out of organics were they?	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3541	What? No, both of these are for me.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3542	I really think you can cook kale without the protective suit.	1.1182	0.03092	110	97	13	0
3543	Lighten up Helen! Have a drink for Christ's sake! According to the EPA,CDC and HAZMAT there's an acceptable level of 40 ppt of PFOA's in that frying pan.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3544	You must have set off the smoke alarm earlier. Why else would we be at Chef Con Level 3?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3545	You're right, the Chateau Limburger will be perfect.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3546	I didn't realize that you hate onions that much.	1.1182	0.03092	110	97	13	0
3547	So, if it's not organic, it's arsenic?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3548	Wow, freeze dried broccoli, I can't wait!	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3549	For the last time, Bob - Canada just isn't far enough.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3550	Making a dirty omelet to go with the dirty martini ?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3551	I appreciate your making me Brussel sprouts again.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3552	If its that bad, I'll pass.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3553	Don't listen to my mother-your cooking is fine.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3554	I knew I should never have bought you that 'Quick And Easy Plutonium Recipes' cookbook.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3555	Dear, I believe that eggs are gluten free.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3556	Sweetie, please, the toxicity is in the White House not in this house.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3557	I don't think the mushrooms are toxic, honey.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3558	Agreed--if it's edible, I make the next trip to the dump.	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3559	Our guests will not be impressed with fried green eggs.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3560	HAL 9000 coming for dinner again?	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3561	I'm glad to see that fashion has finally taken an environmentalist approach.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3562	Tears aren't always a sign of weakness.	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3563	OK, so I'll skip having liver.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3564	Is that really how Alton Brown said to cook onions?	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3565	Have you thought about becoming a vegan?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3566	babe. babe. babe… hey babe. babe. hey babe.	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3567	Oh! Scott Pruitt's coming to dinner?!	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3568	Even I don't think your cooking is that bad, honey.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3569	Does your Google Suit send a notification when the food's done?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3570	Try cooking with wine, but don't waste it on the food.	1.1182	0.04231	110	102	3	5
3571	Marge, tell me this won't cut into our Thursday night cuddle time!	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3572	Another recipe from the Indian Point Cookbook?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3573	Honey, they clarified- that study was a false positive	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3574	I know. Regressing to the time of the Jetsons can seem comforting.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3575	You're really going hazmat until the midterm elections.	1.1182	0.04029	110	101	5	4
3576	Come now, you just stopped eating meat 2 weeks ago.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3577	Yes, dear, I know Teflon can kill canaries, but . . .	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3578	Tanqueray Tang and Spam........again??	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3579	Very funny. It's from the chili you made last night.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3580	Honey, you'd be happier with more malbec, less kale and a firm realization that the death rate is one per person.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3581	The red snapper doesn't have to be blackened.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3582	Just because I wouldn't remodel the kitchen, doesn't mean you can declare it an EPA hazard site!	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3583	Sure, metaphorically one could say I'm from Mars, where are you from?	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3584	Uh, you do know the invite read "Soups R' Fun!" and not "Superfund!"?	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3585	My thing's sauterne, yours is saute. Where did we go amok?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3586	GMOs won't hurt you, dear-- but we need to talk about your dependence on essential oils.	1.1111	0.04019	108	100	4	4
3587	It's far more important to capture the flavor.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3588	You know, the recipe says the chromium cyanide crystals are just an optional garnish.	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3589	Cooking onions?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3590	So now you're cooking with alternative facts?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3591	Onions or garlic this time?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3592	If it smells bad, maybe we should just order takeout.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3593	After you split an atom of chili, could you put it back together for the dinner?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3594	Well she does always tell me I'm on a different planet...	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3595	I'll have my eggs with germs. Is that good for you?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3596	Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3597	Honey, can it really be true that if its preparation is so dangerous, it'll be safe to eat?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3598	How about we treat ourselves to something no one has ever voted on.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3599	Fish for dinner? Sure wish we hadn't moved to Flint...	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3600	Something is fishy.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3601	Sorry. I think in some cultures that was considered a compliment.	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3602	Honey! That's not what "take your protein and put your helmet on" means.	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3603	Stand back. I'm cooking off the carcinogens.	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3604	You know, since you became an ethical vegan, maybe I should start cooking for myself.	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3605	Are you whipping up some Mars-mellows again?	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3606	Radar range or radium range - what's the difference?	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3607	it's a new world with many new threats.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3608	Let me guess what it is now! lifestyle environmentalism?	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3609	I hope it's the wine... this is getting me hotter than Victoria's Secret.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3610	You Hillary lovers are gonna have to move on!	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3611	No, Jane, this doesn't make you a real protestor.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3612	Can you still hear me, Helen ?......Miriam!	1.1111	0.04019	108	100	4	4
3613	It's sea floor-to-table.	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3614	I think you are watching too much news. Or.... Is this the last supper?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3615	Do you have to wear that every time you make me liver and onions?	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3616	The aroma is so heavenly!	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3617	Still don't trust the product's stated "Expiration Date".	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3618	Honey, should I serve red or white with dinner?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3619	Marge, you do know, don’t you that President Trump denounces Global Warming is a Chinese hoax.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3620	GMO's in the turkey bacon?	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3621	I'm sorry, but you know chateauneuf du pape makes me gassy.	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3622	I take it you read that article about acrylamides?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3623	Aren't you taking this fear of GMOs a bit too far?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3624	For the last time, I'm sorry about I bought the GMO	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3625	Who ya gonna call? Toastbusters?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3626	its good you're the one cooking; i always space out	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3627	You can't be that mad. You don't want to breathe the same air as me, but you're cooking dinner.	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3628	I don't think you got that recipe from Hell's Kitchen.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3629	Maybe you should just upgrade to full robot.	1.1111	0.04019	108	100	4	4
3630	All well and good, but why do we always equip ourselves for the LAST war?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3631	Cabbage & sauerkraut surprise again?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3632	Whipping up some flatulence cakes?	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3633	Sautéed onions always make me gassy.	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3634	I don't think its normal to have that much anxiety about going paleo.	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3635	You serving me beans again?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3636	I hope you're not adding onions just for me.	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3637	Next time I'll cook your favorite toxic food.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3638	What's this, the new 'no molecules' diet?	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3639	Boy that fish tank and vacuum cleaner really looks good on you.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3640	Just because he blocked the EPA tweets doesn't mean we'll end up like China	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3641	..and then he said, "Todd, you're sucking the air out of the room", and I said "What makes you say that?" and then I noticed that I hadn't shown him my vacation pics, so I said...	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3642	No spontaneous sex in that pan of yours, I take it?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3643	You don't smell that?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3644	Is that for the Presidential Banquet?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3645	Your psychiatrist says I should detach that tube.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3646	Did you know that Mother is coming over for dinner this evening?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3647	i like a strong cheese in my omelets	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3648	Isn't she out of this world...	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3649	I don't think this new diet is all that healthy.	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3650	You act like sex is a dirty.	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3651	Planned Parenthood is closed; so am I.	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3652	Honey, Trump isn't going to invade the kitchen if you put too much oil in the pan...	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3653	What ARE you making?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3654	When I told you your cooking was out of this world, I didn't think you'd take it so literally.	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3655	You are taking this non-GMO thing too far	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3656	Is that another one of your Raid omelets?	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3657	Did you remember to mail the check for my life insurance premium?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3658	The fish is GMO, honey. Not OMG.	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3659	... and so I told Linda that she could take her stapler and stick it you know where.	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3660	So ? We both have day jobs... I'll wash up.	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3661	Honey, did you actually SEE the salmon patties at the store that WEREN'T on sale? I'm not saying, I'm just saying.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3662	Make mine sunnyside weightless.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3663	So you're sure there's nothing dangerous about these GMO's.	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3664	Onions again?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3665	I am not too happy with your attitude when it comes to cooking liver and onions for me.	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3666	The odor of despair isn't so bad if you have enough vodka.	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3667	Is this "space" diet making you feel lighter?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3668	I didn't think scrambled eggs would be such a big deal.	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3669	How long until dinner's ready?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3670	GMO salmon for dinner again?	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3671	It's ok - you're a citizen. Trump will protect you from the nuclear fallout.	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3672	Are you on detox cleanse again?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3673	Stir cray?	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3674	Ice cream for dessert?	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3675	I thought you were nuts until he took office, but I'm starting to see your point about nuclear apocalypse...	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3676	Oh dear, your cooking isn't that bad.	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3677	Now you're just being a jerk.	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3678	Make mine spicy.	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3679	My mom's kugel recipe isn't that bad.	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3680	Did you say Alfredo Parsnip or Arsenic?	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3681	Honey, I'm not sure that's what they ment by "dress for the job you want".	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3682	Making a roux requires a very controlled environment...	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3683	Were the vegetables not organic?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3684	She's TANKED! I'm getting Tanked!!!	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3685	Are you sure it's OK to eat Welsh Rabbit out of season?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3686	No casual Friday?	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3687	I thought you were kidding about the brimstone counter tops.	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3688	Maybe a tad more garlic?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3689	It's just all the same shit on Mars, huh?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3690	i hate to cook your hyperallergenic meals	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3691	Brussel Sprout and bean stew, dear? You better keep that suit on.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3692	Fish for supper again, eh?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3693	It's not like I voted for Trump.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3694	Cooking ghost chilis again?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3695	Honey, aren't you taking this protectionist isolationism a bit far ?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3696	MMmmm!! Homemade salsa!!	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3697	The new FDA board has high praise for the 'Chernobyl Diet'.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3698	How much did the FATVAC 5000 set us back, Linda? Linda?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3699	I see you are making another dish form the Apollo 13 cookbook? Will you be serving a little duct tape with that?	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3700	Beans again ?	1.1111	0.04019	108	100	4	4
3701	Dior?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3702	Aren't you taking this non-organic food thing a little too far?	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3703	So just how many ectoplasm meals do we have to have till that suit pays for itself?	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3704	For mine? Please go easy on the nitro.	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3705	Going out for a moonwalk?	1.1101	0.03531	109	99	8	2
3706	How's the Plutonium cooking coming along?	1.1101	0.03531	109	99	8	2
3707	Been watching the Cabinet Confirmation Hearings on CSpan again, eh?	1.1101	0.03531	109	99	8	2
3708	Uh oh... What's the haz-matter?	1.1101	0.03531	109	99	8	2
3709	I'm glad to hear that patient zero remains quarantined, but that's no excuse for forgetting the shallots.	1.1101	0.03764	109	100	6	3
3710	I know that as a vegan you think meat is toxic but this is ridiculous!	1.1101	0.03282	109	98	10	1
3711	Yeah.. I'll just drink my wine before I get ready for death.	1.1101	0.03983	109	101	4	4
3712	Look: If that's how you're going to be, don't add fish sauce.	1.1101	0.03282	109	98	10	1
3713	Consumme with H30 again?	1.1101	0.03282	109	98	10	1
3714	Are you sure you're doing it right?	1.1101	0.03764	109	100	6	3
3715	Cooking potatoes in that thing isn't going to get you any closer to Matt Damon.	1.1101	0.03282	109	98	10	1
3716	Don't blame me, I told you this vintage gives me gas.	1.1101	0.03012	109	97	12	0
3717	I agree, breakfast for dinner is the final frontier.	1.1101	0.03531	109	99	8	2
3718	It's not a war crime if you don't make me eat it.	1.1101	0.03531	109	99	8	2
3719	Here in Nebraska, I think we're safe from rising sea levels.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3720	Husband: I'm waiting to see how she plans to eat it.	1.1038	0.04006	106	99	3	4
3721	Pretty good. I submitted a witty caption to The New Yorker. How was yours?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3722	Honey, don't worry about the vacuum when you're cooking.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3723	Is that the risotto recipe you hacked from the EPA website?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3724	Now that we both have careers, maybe we should order in.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3725	I don't know how you eat with that thing on. It's gauche.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3726	Are you sure you want to make beans for dinner?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3727	Three martinis and you can dump that thing.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3728	our problems will continue if you don't think out the box.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3729	So... why do they call you Buzz?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3730	Animal flesh may be unpleasant but it is not toxic.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3731	Lemme guess; a new recipe from your sister, Hazmat Helen?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3732	Are we doing a dress rehearsal for Hell's Kitchen?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3733	Those kippers look great babe.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3734	Your cooking isn't THAT bad.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3735	Please tell me it's gluten-free.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3736	Luscious bacon, crystal meth-- you fry it all up and bring it home to your man.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3737	So the suit runs on bacon grease!	1.1038	0.03775	106	98	5	3
3738	Trying that whole clean eating thing huh?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3739	But you're not microwaving.	1.1038	0.03775	106	98	5	3
3740	It's so sweet of you to cook me bacon even though you're vegan dear.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3741	It's not my fault you keep feeding me beans every night!	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3742	Need a bottle of window dressing?	1.1038	0.02976	106	95	11	0
3743	Don't worry its a non stick plan.	1.1038	0.03775	106	98	5	3
3744	You're breaking bad and starting small.	1.1038	0.02976	106	95	11	0
3745	Have you ever thought about taking cooking lessons?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3746	My dear Abstemia...a bit of vino won't kill you !	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3747	So what if the EPA is now being run by that piece of coal you dropped into my stocking at Christmas?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3748	Honey, please go. I'll be fine. I don't want you to miss your flight to space. Plenty of frozen dinners in the freezer.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3749	Aren't you taking this Monsanto stuff too far?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3750	Y'know, I read this in the Times. A devastating piece on the Science & Technology page. PTFE degration gives off toxic fumes with Teflon frying pans.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3751	So how was your day at camp, honey?	1.1038	0.02976	106	95	11	0
3752	Beans constipate me but your extreme vetting of the consequences isn't helpful.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3753	Don't you think you're a bit premature with the Mars trip preparations?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3754	Deglazing?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3755	Are you sure that suit is gluten free too, honey?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3756	Preparing another Asbestos stew so soon? Why, my mom invited herself to dinner again?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3757	Frying onions again, I see?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3758	I'm glad you're using the really hot peppers.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3759	Scuba class tonight?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3760	Excuse me, but when said we had a gas oven, we did not mean that kind of gas.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3761	I'm speechless. Another glass of wine, I'll still be speechless.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3762	"Okay, Barb---you got me. I'll mop the damn floor.'	1.1038	0.04006	106	99	3	4
3763	Relax. He's off the streets for the next four years.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3764	You bought non-organic eggs again?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3765	Honey, I double-checked. I promise it's gluten-free.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3766	Just like the old days.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3767	Are there onions in that dish or should I put my spacesuit on for later?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3768	Did I tell you that I increased my insurance?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3769	Let me guess... astronaut ice cream again for dessert?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3770	Nice new outfit Honey. Where did you buy this one from?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3771	Why don't you use the microwave?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3772	Just because you're training for a Mars mission doesn't mean you have to cook like you're on Mars.	1.1038	0.03775	106	98	5	3
3773	I was joking about pairing this wine with a hazmat entrée.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3774	If you quit using beans in your cooking maybe I wouldn't smell so much	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3775	I'd give anything to own a gizmo that could suck the thoughts out of my head.	1.1038	0.03775	106	98	5	3
3776	This diet plan has gone too far.	1.1038	0.03775	106	98	5	3
3777	Oh stop, onions are a girls best friend	1.1038	0.03775	106	98	5	3
3778	Maybe another counselor could help us find a more elegant solution to my need for cooking like my mother's.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3779	... and then the cartoonist wanted you to cook in this ridiculous spacesuit?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3780	Astronaut and housewife is impressive! That's why I'm a feminist guy.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3781	Yes. I said I wanted chuckwagon fare, but not Roundup Ready.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3782	That chicken looks to die for.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3783	''Must be Thai night!''	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3784	Another announcement about the Doomsday clock?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3785	Why don't you choose the music?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3786	Hey, go easy on the cayenne pepper!	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3787	Enough with the charades dear - should I change my socks, or what?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3788	I could have chpped the onions if you'd have asked.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3789	The last time I did crepes flambe it didn't go well for me!	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3790	Honey, maybe you should think of cooking classes.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3791	I do not think your Beijing jogging outfit is needed in our kitchen.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3792	Can you just learn to cook.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3793	Garlic and onion fish? Again?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3794	I'm sorry honey, burqua isn't allowed in this country anymore.	1.1038	0.02976	106	95	11	0
3795	I understand this Chardonnay goes quite well with smoked salmonella.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3796	Out of the frying pan into the fire?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3797	If you can't cook 'non-organic food that's not locally sourced' without wearing that get-up, what makes you think I'll eat it?	1.1038	0.03775	106	98	5	3
3798	But how will we vacuum the floors?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3799	I shouldn't criticize your cooking	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3800	The good news is that it hides your humpback.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3801	What now back in the world are you doing?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3802	Are you sure the recipe called for turpentine?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3803	I get that we are underwater in this house, but...	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3804	Something smells fishy...	1.1038	0.03775	106	98	5	3
3805	You can certainly do as you please, but as far as all of this "Nuclear Option" talk I'm just sticking with the wine.	1.1038	0.03775	106	98	5	3
3806	I'm not taking out the trash.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3807	Myrtle, you are a slave to fashion.	1.1038	0.03775	106	98	5	3
3808	Plague and bacon again?	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3809	And then you wonder why I have a hard time trying new foods.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3810	These eggs should be out of this world.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3811	Do you really need that suit to cook Trump Steaks™.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3812	Okay Lover, no way liver.	1.1038	0.02976	106	95	11	0
3813	You think the Pinot Grigio will compliment your habanero etouffee?	1.1028	0.03741	107	99	5	3
3814	The money NASA spent on that spacesuit could have paid for a lot of Teflon.	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
3815	But, dear, I believe very few people continuously measure their level of disgust with their husband.	1.1028	0.03497	107	98	7	2
3816	I am thinking that may need a really full-bodied cab.	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
3817	This box wine is going right to my head	1.1028	0.03741	107	99	5	3
3818	You must have a pretty bad gluten allergy..	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
3819	Will that pair OK with my vintage “Chateau Eau Lourde”?	1.1028	0.03741	107	99	5	3
3820	Your dinner is almost ready, dear.	1.1028	0.03741	107	99	5	3
3821	You're getting caption all over the floor	1.1028	0.03969	107	100	3	4
3822	I hope it goes well with a Pinot Gris.	1.1028	0.03497	107	98	7	2
3823	Don't you think you're taking this "taste of the sea" a little too seriously?	1.1028	0.03497	107	98	7	2
3824	You really need to get over your Germ phobia.	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
3825	Well, thank God vodka is gluten free.	1.1028	0.03497	107	98	7	2
3826	This retro of the Jetsons is too much.	1.1028	0.02950	107	96	11	0
3827	Some Butylated hydroxyanisole with your eggs this morning?	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
3828	My mother is going to smear her lipstick when she tries to kiss you, you know.	1.1028	0.03497	107	98	7	2
3829	Aromatherapy meets culinary. I'll drink to that!	1.1028	0.02950	107	96	11	0
3830	Food synthesizer on the fritz?	1.1028	0.03741	107	99	5	3
3831	After we're done with dinner can I get that back rub, Barb? You wouldn't believe the day I've had.	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
3832	Teflon fears have got you worried hun?	1.1028	0.02950	107	96	11	0
3833	I don't think this is what the attorney had in mind when she said, "You lacked immunity."	1.1019	0.03466	108	99	7	2
3834	I finally just told your mom that you put up with my drinking and I put up up with your germaphobic cooking fixation and that's why we're the perfect couple.	1.1019	0.03206	108	98	9	1
3835	I assumed the blue apron would have been blue.	1.1019	0.02924	108	97	11	0
3836	That bean burrito will explode in that suit.	1.1019	0.03466	108	99	7	2
3837	Maybe you should nix the habaneros.	1.1019	0.03466	108	99	7	2
3838	Honey, it's time to switch to the Ceramic Green Non-Stick.	1.1019	0.03206	108	98	9	1
3839	wow, nice apron!	1.1019	0.03707	108	100	5	3
3840	Honey, I prefer my uranium well-enriched. Just in case.	1.1019	0.03466	108	99	7	2
3841	So we're saving $37 per year on health insurance.	1.1019	0.03707	108	100	5	3
3842	You asked for the hot zone.	1.1009	0.03674	109	101	5	3
3843	I wonder if this is how Ina cooks for Jeffery?	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3844	Maybe I should've swiped left.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3845	I might have said that I need some space from you but this is ridiculous.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3846	Honey...you would never want to umm, ....poison me....would you?	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3847	Honey, I know it was in Vogue and on sale, but this impulse shopping has got to stop!	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3848	What was your job on 'Breaking Bad'?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3849	Earth to Mars. Come in please?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3850	So now Trump is promoting casual wear.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3851	It's 100% effective and I don't need a prescription.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3852	Safe space suit?	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3853	So, how long have you been gluten-sensitive?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3854	So what acid relief do you suggest to go with this meal?	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3855	Do you have to make yours to go?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3856	They've made some advances since you bought that non-stick frying pan.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3857	Relax honey, you're just making dinner.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3858	You will have to forgive me, but my mind is in the tank tonight.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3859	I told you we shouldn't have moved to Colorado.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3860	C'mon honey. I know the wine makes me gassy, but it that really necessary?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3861	Food allergies bothering you today, dear?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3862	Relax, honey, we still have two and a half minutes to midnight.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3863	Yellowcake afterward ?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3864	Okay, maybe my new cologne is a bit overpowering but you can get your point across without being such a drama queen.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3865	A tad spicy my dear?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3866	Hon, I thought the risotto goes in the pressure cooker.	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3867	You're making progress. No explosion suit?	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3868	Hariette dear, the recipe called to vacuum pack the peas.	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3869	Yes, yours did get the most votes. But the 'pink pussy hats', they won the electoral college.	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3870	Sorry I suggested a space wok.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3871	Dress like a woman.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3872	We don't have a toxic relationship; I just need space.	1.0962	0.03988	104	98	2	4
3873	I know you asked for some space, but that does not suit you!	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3874	Are we going vegan?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3875	Cyanide soup my sweet?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3876	So what part of safety did you think I didn't get?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3877	It can also inflate air mattresses, basketballs, blow dry your hair and be used as a flotation device.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3878	Not that kind of space heater.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3879	Yes, honey, I know [italics] the agent said the apartment was spacious.	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3880	Whoever smelt it dealt it.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3881	Well, if you want to cook that crap...that's one way to do it.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3882	Yes, your meals are gassy. But not that gassy.	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3883	Your favorite Sam, Green Eggs and Ham.	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3884	Honey, a little bacon smell won't hurt you!	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3885	Usually they look for astrophysicists, geologists or exobiologists but you make an interesting point.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3886	Maybe binge watching Breaking Bad was such a good idea after all.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3887	Is this how you #dresslikeawoman, hun?	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3888	You really are serious about going gluten free	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3889	Yes, it was a great gift, but you shouldn't cook bacon in your birthday suit.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3890	Yes, yes, I get it. You're a vegan now.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3891	"How was your day honey? You want me to cook for you?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3892	Truly, I'm sorry I snapped at you for sneezing when you were making breakfast.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3893	Why'd you make me pour you the wine glass now, though?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3894	So, you admit it. You're food is gross...	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3895	I told you cooking vegan was going to be harder than you thought.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3896	What happened to 'cook only with wine you'd drink'?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3897	Cooking with Teflon pans is bad for birds - not bird brains.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3898	GMO or non-GMO ... ?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3899	I'll have mine over easy. Very easy.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3900	I get it. You can't stand the smell of shrimp cooking.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3901	"Let's Make a Deal, maybe, but Iron Chef? I don't think so.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3902	What's for supper, fugu?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3903	Ok. I get the toil and trouble, but how did you ever get a piece of his hair?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3904	Wait till I tell you about my day at the office.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3905	"Come on Honey, your cooking isn't that bad!'	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3906	I love it when you cook Mom's Spam and noodle casserole.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3907	Sweetheart,your eye liner is running.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3908	Karen, I know you don't like the smell of lamb, but isn't this a little much?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3909	Sweetheart, I think you're a little confused. It's molecular gastronomy, not molecular astronomy.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3910	Onions aren't "space food".	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3911	Let me guess, chicken with uranium sauce...again.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3912	How would extraterrestrials know about sautéed truffles and Reserve cabernets?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3913	Is my gas that bad?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3914	Au contraire, I am the soul of piquancy.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3915	Honey, this is not what I meant by space heater.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3916	That extraterrestrial dish smells out of this world!	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3917	If there is a nuclear explosion, don't you want to be together?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3918	Something smells like it's burning.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3919	Molecular recipe?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3920	Believe it or not, gluten is a controlled substance.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3921	Do you think you may be taking the new isolationism policy a bit to far?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3922	No thanks. I'm not feeling very hungry.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3923	Ignore Mother. Your cooking is not the full-employment act for smoke-alarm makers.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3924	Alma just hasn't been herself since we moved to Three Mile Island.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3925	I thought you were going to skip your spacewalking class tonight so that we can spend quality time comfortably complaining about all the excitable disappointment.	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3926	I'm shaken, not stirred.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3927	That is what you get for not being carbon neutral, only 4 more hours...	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3928	Another E.P.A Cookbook recipe, I guess?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3929	I'm trying to appreciate the irony that a Republican administration would make getting quality local ingredients so difficult.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3930	Stop reading about climate change, dear.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3931	Are you trying to imply something about my cooking?	1.0962	0.03988	104	98	2	4
3932	I get a littler nervous whenever you start humming "Smoke Gets in My Eyes.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3933	What ever happened to togetherness?	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3934	Sorry, it's something in the air this week, the eggs won't cook.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3935	Why make liver and onions if it affects you this way every time?"	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3936	New outfit or that time of the month again?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3937	I want to buy a hovercraft...	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3938	Cooking bacon again I see.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3939	Okay, I get your point, but the EPA is dead.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3940	Yes, you’re just back from the International Space Station but this is not an extended extra vehicular mission.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3941	Aren't you taking vegan a bit too far?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3942	I'm sorry dear, the Mars just closed their border.	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3943	SHE GOT THE RECIPE FROM THE ASTRONAUT GASTRONOMIQUE COOK BOOK	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3944	This is my specialty. It's out of this world.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3945	Fine, OUR diet starts tomorrow.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3946	Honey, don't you think you're taking this whole "alt" thing overboard?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3947	Looks like work's been getting more toxic.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3948	You know what, you can go ahead and skip the bacon.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3949	Next time let me cut the onions.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3950	I find most gluten free recipes a little boring!	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3951	I really appreciate your agreeing to Meaty Monday.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3952	The label on the GMF didn't say anything about a Biohazard suit.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3953	Honey, a time machine is no longer necessary to return to the past.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3954	Really ? Just for the onions ?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3955	You know, I could go vegan too if you'd ditch that suit.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3956	Honey, but what about me and my clothes? I'll smell like fish for a week.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3957	Gluten burgers again?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3958	Look on the bright side, it's only 1,461 days, 2,922 tops.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3959	Cooking with coal?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3960	You asked me to tell you when your bra strap was showing.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3961	Couldn't we wait till the confirmation hearing ends?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3962	Honey, asparagus doesn't smell bad until after you eat it.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3963	I know what you think about Trump wanting to reduce the number of food inspections that are being required by the FDA, but isn’t this too much?	1.0962	0.03988	104	98	2	4
3964	I guess I threw you off, honey, when I said your cooking's out of this world.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3965	I was hoping this would be our Giorgio Armani night.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3966	NASA called. They want their Tang back.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3967	Oh, another of your boss's recipes?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3968	Do you really think that will protect you from GMO's?	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3969	who is brave here?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3970	All out of monoxide detectors at Home Depot?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3971	Pasta again?	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3972	Still cautious about grease splatter after the incident, I see.	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3973	i hate cooking onions.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3974	Our dinner date is going to be out of this world!	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3975	I'm going aroma-free.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3976	I assure you this is a Class M kitchen.	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3977	I agree, learning how to cook in space is important... but a science course wouldn't hurt.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3978	Honey, I know how you feel about the election but, I don't think it's a good idea to stay medicated on medical cannabis continuously for the next 4 years.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3979	They were out of non-gmo vegetables!	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3980	Toast?	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3981	This really isn't what I had in mind when you suggested making space cake.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3982	You told me your stir-fry was good, honey, but you didn't say it'd be out of this world.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3983	Onions getting to you again?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3984	Worried about the changes in health, education and warfare?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3985	More Tang and Tanqueray?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3986	Ok. I apologize. Ghostbusters II is Oscar-worthy.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3987	Do you really hate cooking fish that much?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3988	Great. You can't cook, so now ghosts will go unbusted.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3989	I was just kidding about your cooking!	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3990	Looks like your nitrous is down a little.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3991	I think you underestimate your cooking skills	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3992	There are professionals that can help your aversion to garlic.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
3993	Next time build your own goddamn CPAP machine, Alice. I want a divorce.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3994	Honey... it said marsh-mallows, not mars-mallows.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3995	I know we were saving them for the apocalypse but malignant narcissism is going viral. Get yours on pronto!	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3996	Cooking suites you.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
3997	Oh, I see you're cooking your famous killer beans again!	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
3998	You're sick, you know that?	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
3999	So, maybe it wasn't EXTRA virgin . . .	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4000	I never should have let you go to that talk on "toxic masculinity."	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
4001	Now I know what Joyce meant about the kidneys.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4002	Curry again?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4003	We should get together like this more often.	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
4004	Don't you think you are getting a little ahead of climate change?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4005	You must be frying!	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4006	Uh, honey. That rule has been revoked by President Trump.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4007	I love the taste, but can´t stand the smell.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4008	Look! -I promise I'll change my underwear on Thursday.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4009	Been angling down by the cooling-pond again?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4010	Of course I trust science. That's why I'm confident the vodka kills the carcinogens.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4011	Could you not find the apron?	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
4012	So how was your day at work honey?	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
4013	I'm cooking this just for you, honey. You know I can't stand the smell of liver and onions.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
4014	It take it dinner wont be gluten free?	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
4015	Why not celebrate your first facial wrinkle with me?	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
4016	We're not eating Paleo tonight?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4017	I thought pressure cookers sped up prep times?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4018	Eggs for dinner? It's like living in the future.	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
4019	I think you are overreacting to the threat of climate change!	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4020	You didn't hear? Trump signed an Executive Order lifting EPA's environmental restrictions on your kitchen.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4021	So you don't think that Spam should ever have a moment?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4022	I think you're disconnected from the food we eat.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4023	Is it really that dangerous, I'll whisk it	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
4024	There's no such thing as liberal cooties.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4025	Honey, I think I will just have a slice of the atmosphere instead.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4026	Might I suggest a milder pepper next time?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4027	Okay, I admit that some birthday presents are gauche.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4028	Again, thanks for cooking the liver and onions for me.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
4029	So, you're making your famous sauteed asbestos for dinner tonight?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4030	A little butter ain't gonna kill you!	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4031	We having Trump steaks again, honey?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4032	Laundry day?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4033	Allergic to eggs, are you?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4034	I think it's oxtail - not oxytail ...	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
4035	The dreaded aerosolized gluten! Who knew.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4036	Its ok with me if you don't like beans in the chili. That's just the way I've always made it.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4037	You know, Honey, that's not an onion.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
4038	Shall I buy a ticket for Mars and join you?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4039	Trying a new recipe again?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4040	You know, you're the one who keeps insisting on durian for dinner.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4041	Alternative Fact #556: "I read it on the internet, microwaves cause cancer."	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4042	I was only kidding when I called your cooking hot zone fodder!	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
4043	What, the oxygen in here's no good?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4044	You know radioactive chickens are really very scarce.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4045	Welcome back to Earth, Miss Big Shot Astronaut!	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4046	As a senator’s wife, is this your way of letting me know you don’t approve of my vote for EPA nominee, Scott Pruitt?	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4047	Nice outfit you got there hun	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4048	I said well done; not weld done.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
4049	your halitosis is much less noticeable.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4050	Are you auditioning for Mars II?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4051	Cage-free eggs from Indian Point?	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
4052	I'll pass on the Trumpburger.	1.0962	0.03747	104	97	4	3
4053	I guarantee the air in here is gluten free.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4054	Hey, go easy on the pesticides.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4055	You know, instead of sauerkraut we could always try kale.	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
4056	You know, that yellow cake is going straight to your ass.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4057	I'll give you that, cooking is not exactly brain surgery.	1.0952	0.03181	105	96	8	1
4058	They are nicer ways to tell me you don't like cooking bacon for me.	1.0952	0.03181	105	96	8	1
4059	I see you're preparing for the nuclear winter early.	1.0952	0.03457	105	97	6	2
4060	Actually, I don't think cholesterol warnings include an inhalation risk.	1.0952	0.03181	105	96	8	1
4061	Are the guests aware that it's a custom party?	1.0943	0.03678	106	99	4	3
4062	Your a la plancha toxico just kills me	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4063	Why can't you just stop and smell the rose'?	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4064	You're taking this gluten thing a little too seriously, dear.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4065	Not too much garlic.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4066	Politicauliflower for dinner?	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4067	Is your cooking really that horrible, or is it Halloween.	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4068	Note to astronomical unit...smells tasty and such pro-tonic ways.	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4069	...So it helps the wine-in-a-box get into your system faster?	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4070	And I thought the monkey on my back was bad.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4071	What do you mean I go on and on and on and on and on and on and on...?	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4072	My mother will love that you are making her corned beef hash recipe.	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4073	You must be a vegan.	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4074	Alright. I get it. I'll stop using the protein shakes.	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4075	High risk dinner again?!	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4076	Honey which one are you today the astronaut or the time capsule, I forget.	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4077	Oh,I see you are cooking my mother's favorite recipe for Kale Kompote.	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4078	GMO skillet dinner again?	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4079	Your mom is coming over for dinner AGAIN!	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4080	I'm already imagining your upgrade path	1.0882	0.03713	102	96	3	3
4081	You never listen even without that thing on, your hair is from the sixties, your faddish gluten thing is just that, you need a check up from the neck up, and another thing...	1.0882	0.03713	102	96	3	3
4082	He told me to Go Nuclear.	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4083	To boldly sloppy joe where no pan has gone before.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4084	Those ghost peppers are truly a 10 for you...	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4085	Don't even think of grabbing it.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4086	Admit it, the sauerkraut avoidance comes second to the passive aggression.	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4087	Rocket burgers require enough jalapenos so you are gassy for the return trip home.	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4088	Just because that pan doesn't have a nontoxic surface doesn't mean it's dangerous.	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4089	Want yours freeze-dried?	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4090	It seems like yesterday that I was only Barry, from the “basket of deplorables.”	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4091	If you are so worried about Zika, you probably should skip the glass of wine.	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4092	Pork chops? Yummm!	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4093	But really, how many nights in a row can the President need a spray tan?	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4094	I think the nitrosimine thing has been over-hyped.	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4095	How's that new plutonium plated cookware I got you for Christmas?	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4096	Did you leave space in the pantry for that thing?	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4097	Will onions on my burger help mollify your vegan sensibilities?	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4098	Honey, do you think you're maybe vacuuming too much?	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4099	Do I have something stuck in my teeth?	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4100	Well, Fran, I think the North Koreans still believe in science.	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4101	You heard, Pruitt was confirmed . . . ready to go from the frying pan to the fire.	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4102	All the non-GMO products were out or stock.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4103	Did you forget to buy free-range?	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4104	French onions?	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4105	Is this a protest against the patriarchy?	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4106	So,ahhhhh, what kind of mushrooms are shose?	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4107	Honey, are we having your delicious Pollo ala Air Pollution?	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4108	Things aren't that bad....yet.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4109	You are still in the Obama era.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4110	You've never liked cooking brussel sprouts.	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4111	I know what you mean. Enough alcohol kills the smell and the taste.	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4112	Space food for dinner?	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4113	Kevin wondered if his taste for habeneros might be too much for Tricia.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4114	Ok, I swear I made your mimosa with Tang today.	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4115	I feel isolated.	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4116	I don't care what SafetySuit says; I think you should just put that in the microwave!	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4117	May the prep for the culinary dystopia be with you.	1.0882	0.03713	102	96	3	3
4118	But you're not even gluten intolerant.	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4119	Your food is that toxic?	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4120	I simply don't know why you are so mad at me. All I did was belittle every dream of yours.	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4121	Sautéing onions?	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4122	Well, I thought you preferred living in the bubble!	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4123	Just looking on. I see you already have kitchen aid.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4124	It's just that, Teflon is poisonous	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4125	Breaking Bad egg soufflé?	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4126	It might seem alien, but it's still America.	1.0882	0.03713	102	96	3	3
4127	Take that, onions!	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4128	Ditch that stupid Survivalist Cooking Suit, I've ordered a pizza.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4129	I just rinsed with mouthwash.	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
4130	How many megascovilles?	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4131	Honestly, Sweetie, Walter White was NOT cooking Liver & Onions!	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4132	You know, we are still in America...	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4133	I don't care if you legal or not, I have never met an alien like you.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4134	I'm sorry dear - letting the wine breathe was insensitive.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4135	"But, dear, the Super Bowl isn't on for another hour.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4136	You know you are going to have to open that baby up to eat.	1.0874	0.03410	103	96	5	2
4137	"Love tank" full yet?	1.0874	0.03678	103	97	3	3
4138	Let me guess. A thermal receipt from the CDC?	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4139	You better start putting out again, dearie, or I'm going to pull off your hose and cornhole it.	1.0874	0.03678	103	97	3	3
4140	I know you love "Stranger Things," but isn't this getting a bit out of hand?	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4141	Nice apron.	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4142	Can you check the salt?	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4143	I enjoy cooking with polonium, sometimes I even put it in the food.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4144	Surprise dinner for me tonight?	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4145	That night in Paris, the wine, the lighted candles, the veal flambe, the waiter bursting into flames...	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4146	You really should audition for Mask-a-Chef	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4147	Why is our apartment a sanctuary for fried livers?	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4148	So I see even sunny-side up is responding to global warming.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4149	Your cooking isn't THAT bad.	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4150	Maybe try microwave bacon next time.	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4151	GMO's again	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4152	Climate change in the kitchen?	1.0874	0.03410	103	96	5	2
4153	Where are our seats at the show tonight?	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4154	Just what kind of GMO's are we having tonight?	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4155	Are you fixing something good to eat?	1.0874	0.03410	103	96	5	2
4156	For next time, let's just hold the onions.	1.0874	0.03410	103	96	5	2
4157	Does this mean we've lost hull integrity?	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4158	Aren't you going overboard, dear?	1.0874	0.03410	103	96	5	2
4159	Maureen, bacon splatter equals weight gain equals fake news!	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4160	Chitlins AGAIN?!?	1.0874	0.03410	103	96	5	2
4161	Honest, the gas isn't that bad.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4162	The nuclear winter after Obama's inauguration was apparently much worse.	1.0874	0.03678	103	97	3	3
4163	...and then the boss said 'Yes.' What's for dinner?	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4164	I know you're not into the paleo thing but jeez.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4165	But why do you want it all?	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4166	She didn't trust him to do the cooking, but she trusted herself even less.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4167	And you really got a second one free with only an extra shipping and handling charge?	1.0874	0.03678	103	97	3	3
4168	You could just tell me in so many words you think I've got bad tastes.	1.0874	0.03410	103	96	5	2
4169	Honey, when you said dinner would be 'out of this world,' I took that metaphorically.	1.0874	0.03678	103	97	3	3
4170	I am cooking them sunny side up.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4171	I get it, you could have been an astronaut instead of marrying me, but why am I to blame for your poor judgment?	1.0874	0.03410	103	96	5	2
4172	Fine, I'll use the gum and patches.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4173	How would you feel about giving me a manual?	1.0874	0.03410	103	96	5	2
4174	You really didn't need to go to all this trouble. I'm sure the meal will be out of this world.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4175	Anchovies? Again?	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4176	Next time let's order up.	1.0874	0.03410	103	96	5	2
4177	Jalapeno Trots for dinner again?	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4178	That's some angry bird!	1.0874	0.03678	103	97	3	3
4179	I'm glad to see leprosy hasn't lessened your passion for nouvelle cuisine.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4180	Oy vey ! Another middle east recipe you found on your PC.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4181	I think the microwave is to cook, not for the cook	1.0874	0.03678	103	97	3	3
4182	I tend to to disagree about the air quality in the country	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4183	It'll burn off just give it some time.	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4184	So, we're having Roundup-Ready again for dinner?	1.0874	0.03410	103	96	5	2
4185	Had to clean the cat's litter again?	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
4186	I've lost ten pounds since I started eating clean.	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4187	Dear, it's beer you're cooking with, not 200 proof Scotch.	1.0865	0.03378	104	97	5	2
4188	Are you sure the board won't let us vent out?	1.0865	0.02770	104	95	9	0
4189	Was it something I tooted?	1.0865	0.03089	104	96	7	1
4190	Sure, I'll have a taste. You over your stupid tantrum?	1.0865	0.03089	104	96	7	1
4191	What's so scummy 'bout peas, loaf, and deviled hamming?	1.0865	0.02770	104	95	9	0
4192	But Pruitt hasn't even been confirmed.	1.0865	0.02770	104	95	9	0
4193	Hey, sexy. Take it off. Take it all off.	1.0865	0.03089	104	96	7	1
4194	So hon, whats for dinner tonight?	1.0865	0.03378	104	97	5	2
4195	It's just crazy to think we were living down the street from a bunch of Russian spies. Who knew?	1.0865	0.03089	104	96	7	1
4196	I realize that we live in Pittsburgh, and that there is a boil water advisory in effect, but you just might be taking things a bit too far!	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4197	So you're only allergic to the egg smell?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4198	Let me know when it's ready.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4199	The newspaper says the patriarchy's getting toxic.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4200	These GMOS are still moving around!	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4201	Alternative gourmet, again?	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4202	You're home now, take off the suit sweetie	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4203	Whole Foods only had conventional kale again? Good thing your bio suit came back from the dry cleaners today.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4204	I get your aversion to GMO foods.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4205	I thought you don't believe in climate change.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4206	I don't like the smell of fried onions either, but...	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4207	I think I have made great strides at reducing my male toxicity, don't you?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4208	Would you like more wine?	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4209	My exterminator makes eating local so easy.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4210	And where do I suppose to pour the drink my dear ?	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4211	Are you sure Mars can't wait for dessert?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4212	Ughhh Honey are u making lasagna again?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4213	Persons from Mars are no longer able to stay here onEarth. You must return immediately!	1.0792	0.03638	101	96	2	3
4214	I hear your omelettes are out of this world.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4215	I see you're on the Peter Atkins diet.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4216	You know you'll have to touch the food to eat it?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4217	I don't care if the space shuttle is delayed, I want my dinner at 8!	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4218	You really want me to go vegan.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4219	I'm prepping for the next four years.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4220	What am I, some kind of an asshole?	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4221	This kinda stuff is why we need space	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4222	I did not insist they should be Trump steaks, you know	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4223	I suppose it's astronaut ice cream for dessert again.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4224	You know Trump has repealed the EPA rules on cooking barrier protection?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4225	I see that you've slipped into something a little more comfortable.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4226	Do you think you're taking the molecular fad a tad far ?	1.0792	0.03638	101	96	2	3
4227	I apologize for forgetting tonight was our night to dress up for dinner.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4228	This is the your answer to Trump's anti Climate stance	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4229	I'm not so sure about this suit-vide.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4230	Is that your Titanic special you're whipping up?	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4231	I know it's organic and all natural, but cream of botulism soup again?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4232	You may get immortality by eating the first egg from Venus, Honey, but really, first a lab should tell us what kind...	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4233	It must be toxic!	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4234	It's all-natural deodorant.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4235	$999.95. But, the second one was shipping costs only.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4236	I heard this recipe for omelette was the bomb.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4237	Come on, kale isn't that disgusting.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4238	You've been reading the Sunday (New York times) fashion section again?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4239	I see we're having the Pluto Special for our 243rd anniversary.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4240	I understand why you're wearing yours, but why didn't you get me one?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4241	'Who am I to talk about loneliness' said Matt Damon ...	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4242	That won't protect you from getting the spreading White House virus.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4243	Did your mother teach you to cook like that?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4244	That suit is overkill. The wine protects you against Teflon fumes.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4245	You really are out of this world for me!	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4246	The missiles haven't even started flying yet.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4247	Wow, you're really stepping up your Mars training this month....	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4248	Remember, honey, it’s not real "ris de veau" until you’ve seared it in butter. Now THAT’s good pancreas!	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4249	Honestly, Deborah, they really don't LOOK that over-easy to me.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4250	We could've gone out for my birthday dinner.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4251	You've never been more fetching. Or dressed to the nines.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4252	Flatulence a problem in there?	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4253	Who's your designer?	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4254	I don't know about you, honey, but I could use a drink.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4255	Does this have anything to do with a possible news story?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4256	here's my thing: why isn't there a WHITE history month?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4257	Whatever you do, it won't be out of this world.	1.0792	0.03638	101	96	2	3
4258	So the EPA has declared that your cooking is "toxic"?	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4259	That's why you don't cook with Riesling.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4260	Honey, I think you're spending too much time on Facebook.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4261	So he convinced you to go nuclear	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4262	I wish you'd stop reading about those space ships that what's-his-name is supposedly building. You're missing a very nice Syrah.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4263	Salmon?	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4264	You don't need any practice Joan. In space they are already expecting tasteless food.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4265	Is this your way of telling me of your dashed hopes and dreams?	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4266	Was it something I expressed per ano?	1.0792	0.03638	101	96	2	3
4267	Can't be too careful, eh?	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4268	Don't ever ask me how much I paid for my GMO suit! Whatever it was is worth it.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4269	What's this? Overkill again?	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4270	Do we need a hazmat certificate?	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4271	Yes, Dear, I know Space Station Party Catering is expanding rapidly. THAT'S why I think you should also insist on mileage reimbursement.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4272	Can I yell 'opa' when you light the saganaki?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4273	If I were you, I'd add a soupçon of iron filings to counteract the anti-gravity effect of outer space.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4274	Do you really need to accessorize with the Teflon pan?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4275	Honey I know the movie Hidden Figures had an impact on you but......	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4276	When I said your cooking was "hyperbland" I didn't actually mean that hyperspace was the right place for it.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4277	Bio hazard eggs again?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4278	I thought we discussed that recipe?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4279	I am sorry but I really like kidney stew.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4280	This recipe has been handed down for generations.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4281	it's the give me more space suit...	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4282	Dinner to go?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4283	Maybe I don't want to evolve.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4284	Let's talk before dinner.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4285	What did you have in mind for dinner, honey, radioactive possum?	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4286	Really, dear, you ought to just try Spam.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4287	Hey honey, I see you are getting ready to leave for space...care to make some food for me while you are gone?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4288	If you think I'm gonna eat that, you're freakin' crazy!!!!	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4289	Did that make the Martian 100 best cook book recipes?	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4290	The nonstick coating is such a ripoff. They guarantee it for life, but it offgasses cyanide.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4291	Honey, I know your cooking isn't great, but come on	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4292	Yeah, Patricia, I'd say this qualifies as a Carpe diem Hail Mary meme!	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4293	Maybe we should stop cooking chitlins.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4294	Post-apocalyptic is really in right now.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4295	Once you see how many likes I get on Instagram you'll see it was so worth it.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4296	Your hatred of fish and love for me is so equivoque.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4297	You appear to be out of your depth.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4298	I do appreciate your cooking my mama's recipe for collards.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4299	You've been so busy, Honey. Why not come up for air?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4300	I never said that putanesca was the only option.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4301	Dear, 'Press of a button. Executive orders. Maniac.'--these are all scary terms. What I want to know is--why didn't you order me a pack?	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4302	Who said the next four years would be tough?	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4303	I bought the Poo-Pourri today.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4304	Shouldn't it be ground beef brown, Hazmat suit yellow?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4305	Can you make X-1-2-Z?	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4306	I got the idea after drinking some Tang	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4307	Hey, remember that funny scene from "2001: A Space Odyssey" where that guy's oxygen hose was cut off?	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4308	Celebrating Halloween a little early?	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4309	You're taking this veganism too far.	1.0792	0.03638	101	96	2	3
4310	I'm excited to taste the special dinner you're preparing for my birthday.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4311	I suspect the dish will be out of this world even without the space suit	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4312	Thank God the President set us straight on the uses for toxic waste, huh?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4313	I hope you are as good a cook as my wife, Siri.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4314	OK I get it,you can skip the hot sauce	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4315	First I gave up fast food. Now you want me to eat organic?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4316	Wouldn’t prescription glasses do the same?	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4317	Dear, fried durian is your favorite dessert, but I also need a gas mask.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4318	How sexist. You get to wear the cool stuff.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4319	I think you took my comment about getting a household robot the wrong way. I meant a Roomba.	1.0792	0.03638	101	96	2	3
4320	Happy Valentines Day .	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4321	I don't know. I can't smell a damn thing.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4322	Honey order some pizza I think the food is toxic	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4323	No, that doesn't turn me on, either.	1.0792	0.03355	101	95	4	2
4324	I've heard of nuking food, but this is taking it a little too far!	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4325	When Mars announces that they are happily accepting immigrants.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4326	Aah! Retro hazmat suit for retro meat smoke pollution. Neato.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4327	When you said I was full of hot air, I didn't think you meant that literally.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4328	You've made your point, Crystal, you think onions are gross...	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4329	See you're making sunny side up eggs again.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4330	Needs more garlic. Can you hear me Major Mom? Can you hear me Major Mom?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4331	I already apologized! I love your cooking...	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4332	A little gourmet cooking, a nice box wine. The perfect recipe for the perfect evening.	1.0792	0.03638	101	96	2	3
4333	"Cooking with Irish Whiskey can be risky.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4334	point taken! that dish is history.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4335	Isn't 'air of disappointment' largely metaphoric and therefore not subject to physical protections?	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4336	My mom prefers her "Aromatic Cod" a dash less passive-aggressive.	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
4337	Really? I was just kidding when I said...	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4338	We can repeal and replace it with this.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
4339	Does the recipe calls for a Hazmat suit ?	1.0784	0.02675	102	94	8	0
4340	Julia Child is spinning in her grave.	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4341	Hungry? No, I said I was double-parked.	1.0784	0.03323	102	96	4	2
4342	How many scrambled eggs do you think we'll need for four years?	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4343	What? Is the microwave broken?	1.0784	0.02675	102	94	8	0
4344	This recipe from Alien Magazine requires a lot of equipment.	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4345	Just because we've allowed women to become astronauts doesn't mean you don't have to still cook dinner.	1.0784	0.02675	102	94	8	0
4346	Oh, was that couple diving class today? I knew I forgot something today.	1.0784	0.03323	102	96	4	2
4347	This kept me from crying when I was cutting the onions -- and now, when I'm frying them.	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4348	You choose. It's either a new non stick frypan or a new husband.	1.0784	0.03323	102	96	4	2
4349	All this for scrambled eggs?	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4350	Sweetheart the problem is not scrambled eggs in pan, it's immigration ban.	1.0784	0.03323	102	96	4	2
4351	Climate Change is a Chinese hoax!	1.0784	0.03323	102	96	4	2
4352	You've got to stop drinking and frying.	1.0784	0.03323	102	96	4	2
4353	Might go well with fava beans and a nice Chianti	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4354	This is why they are cutting the EPA!	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4355	Aren't you taking this sous-vide thing a bit far?	1.0784	0.02675	102	94	8	0
4356	I wish dating an EPA employee didn't mean being okay with bringing work home with her.	1.0784	0.03323	102	96	4	2
4357	Getting ready to add the bacon?	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4358	I heard your hot snatch is out of this world.	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4359	Is that the outfit you wore on the March on Washington?	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4360	Really honey, it's okay, completely gluten free.	1.0784	0.02675	102	94	8	0
4361	Shush Harold, it'll taste ok.	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4362	We get, you don't eat gluten.	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4363	My fantasy is zero-G, your reality is zero-G-spot	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4364	I guess you don't think the ban on radioactive cows is working.	1.0784	0.02675	102	94	8	0
4365	It might not be that bad.	1.0784	0.02675	102	94	8	0
4366	life with a robo-wife	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4367	I asked you not buy at 99¢ Store.	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4368	Your cooking doesn't smell that bad.	1.0784	0.02675	102	94	8	0
4369	It's a little bitter.	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4370	Scrapple again?	1.0784	0.03603	102	97	2	3
4371	You're worried about splatter burns?	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4372	She's out of this world!	1.0707	0.03590	99	95	1	3
4373	It's my new kitchen appliance for 'women of a certain age'.	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4374	I like that you #dresslikeawoman.	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4375	You know, honey, we're on the cultural left again by harboring our alien.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4376	I hear your omlets are out of this worlf	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4377	They say the fumes from Olive oil are much better for the heart.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4378	I love the smell of garlic in the evening.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4379	I learned this trick when I appeared on Worst Cooks in America.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4380	You heard "inorganic superfund," but I was thinking kale.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4381	What's for dinner, Plutonic prosciutto with a glass of Saturnalian sauvignon blanc?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4382	No chicken tikka meitnerium for me, thanks.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4383	Protect your own self: pan-handling in the Age of Deregulation.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4384	I know you don't like eggs... But this is a bit too much.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4385	There is a fine line between looking indie and cooking GMO food.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4386	Wow... I knew your cooking was bad, but not that bad.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4387	appenrently he won Robomasterchef.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4388	Was it the garlic bread?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4389	You know I love a good toxic torte.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4390	Yes or no, that smells terrific?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4391	Brown eggs, huh?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4392	King trumpet mushrooms with onions & garlic?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4393	So, the White House won't let you talk to the media.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4394	It's the latest Dangerous Dinning.	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4395	Eggs aren't that bad.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4396	Now you are cooking with meth-ane.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4397	Astronauts diet? Weight free, right?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4398	I said the backlash might be toxic, not the goulash!	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4399	Honey, I don't think it's cooking fumes that increase the risk of dementia.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4400	I hope your food isn't as bad as your style.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4401	CDC bunsen burner on the fritz again hun?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4402	I realize your eyes are sensitive but you could always let me sauté the onions.	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4403	Oh come on, your cooking isn't that bad	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4404	You can't make an omelet without getting chemically exposed to a few eggs.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4405	"Cooking sprouts again, love?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4406	How long will this condition keep you in there?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4407	My drinking has nothing to do with your peanut allergy. On the other hand you might've mentioned it before we got married.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4408	Hon, after drinks and dinner, what time are you due back at the space station?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4409	He's been in office only a couple of weeks, and this is your idea of preparing for the apocalypse?	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4410	I don't think wearing the suit will help you in your audition for the 'Last Jedi'.	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4411	I found a fascinating archaeon in my stool today. While I am sure that it is infectious, it is probably not very pathogenic. Is this my glass or yours?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4412	I checked and rechecked. All the ingredients are organic, nut free and non-GMO.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4413	Smells good?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4414	Sooooo, have you always had a risotto allergy?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4415	Apparently "leaning in" is taking off.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4416	I'm too sexy for this.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4417	Freeze dried chicken or freeze dried beef?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4418	When I said I'd try going vegan, I meant for a couple of days.	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4419	I think it may be too soon, wait and see how long the committee boycotts the Pruitt hearing.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4420	I'll drink yours if you can't handle it.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4421	Android Mary, your cooking is to die for.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4422	Okay! Okay! I'll put a lid on the booze burps.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4423	Okay, you win! I'll eat your vegan meals.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4424	You don't actually have celiac disease.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4425	You're not gonna get burned.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4426	I appreciate you making sauteed Brussel sprouts for me, but I think you're being over-dramatic. They do not smell that bad.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4427	I thought you supported climate change outside!	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4428	There are no alternative smells.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4429	It's out of the river and into the frying pan.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4430	So when did you say you last saw your ex-boyfriend?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4431	My third wife was also sensitive to cooking smells.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4432	She didn't believe in showing too much skin on a first date.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4433	No way I'm eating that, Natasha !	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4434	Is this your way of telling me you want a new fridge?	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4435	Honey, I thought I asked you to dress more like a woman for tonight's dinner?	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4436	Can't you just cleanse your palate with a cracker ?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4437	I told you I loved Ghost Busters.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4438	Fine. I agree with you. We are to self- sufficient.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4439	Is this one small step for the onions or one giant step 'til we dine?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4440	Ya know hon, I think it's been pretty much established that GMOs are not that bad for you…	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4441	This meal should be vewey intewesting.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4442	Aren't you taking this healthy eating lifestyle a bit too far?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4443	Look, it was a party, we were drinking, talking about our wives' cooking....I don't think 'stench' is that bad a word..	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4444	Julia Child isn't right all the time.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4445	I like that we are having more date nights since I voted for Trump, but all the antidotes are really cutting into our retirement savings.	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4446	I thought you liked it.	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4447	But you can still eat shellfish, right?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4448	I get it: you hate cooking tofu!	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4449	Getting rid of preservatives?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4450	You cooking with non-stick again?	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4451	I find onions annoying too, dear, but........	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4452	I think it's time you get out of your echo chamber, honey.	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4453	I just do not think that git-up is necessary when you want to cook something new.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4454	Toast?	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4455	So, you still insist on GMO onions?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4456	Is your cooking that bad ?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4457	Yes, this new technology to engage fried egg spittle with total safety will bring women back into the kitchen in droves.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4458	Hamish requested blood pudding and haggis for dinner	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4459	GMO tonight?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4460	See what I'm talking about - America's great again. You weren't needed on that space station.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4461	These eggs better be out of this world.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4462	Afraid of a little fire, honey?	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4463	Gloria, isn't it terrific? Trump's EPA won't care anything about your cooking?	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4464	Did you say you were microwaving that?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4465	Is this how you treat me after we argue?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4466	Now that's what I'd call parts unknown.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4467	I just thought you'd say I looked sexy!	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4468	The complexity of this bouquet is to die for.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4469	Where's the beef?	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4470	I see those cooking lessons didn't help much.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4471	Not impressed by my wine choice, then?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4472	Get over it already, your stewing is toxic.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4473	You do this every time I want hamburger gravy	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4474	Pass the brandy, curiosity awaits.	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4475	Allergies are not contagious!	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4476	I think you've mistaken obnoxious for the shorter word.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4477	Fried beans again?	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4478	So you're not vegan any longer?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4479	I'm sorry hun, I thought is was gluten-free	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4480	Your spacesuit makes you into a new normal.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4481	You're not literally allergic to cooking.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4482	My doctor said I have to cut down on red meat.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4483	I'll check our medicine cabinet for Zantac	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4484	That thing will fry your brain.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4485	Try opening a window to get rid of the burned food smell.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4486	Did my deodorant fail?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4487	C'mon, quinoa doesn't smell that bad.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4488	They seem to lack the protein of the others.	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4489	I wish I could somehow sue that last Martian for alienation -- literally -- of affections!	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4490	I know you want our grown son to move out, but I eat here too, Gladys....are you listening, Gladys?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4491	I'm glad you became vegan but this seems a bit much.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4492	Call it what you want, but it's not a ban.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4493	Making that fluffy Flint frittata that you love so much.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4494	I understand that we disagreed about trying out a vegan lifestyle, but I think you are overreacting a little. From now on I'll just cook for myself.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4495	They didn't have organic vegetable at the store today.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4496	I'm positive he said "decontamination". But, if you say "deglazing", it's "deglazing".	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4497	So your commute stinks, but how's the view?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4498	Is this because we can't affort a place in New Zealand?	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4499	Are you sure there are no additives in that?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4500	Couldn't you just switch to cast iron skillets?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4501	Thanks, but I'll have what you're wearing.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4502	The broker said this was a smoke free building.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4503	Oh, Ramps tonight?	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4504	I want the dish to be out of this word	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4505	I get the point, you bring home the abalone.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4506	I miss the bird too, but don't you think you're overdoing this Teflon thing?	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4507	But I liked our airless marriage.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4508	Despite being a vegan, are you ever tempted when you see how good that veal looks?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4509	My flatulent opinions or your cooking?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4510	The air does smell of onions	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4511	So this is the new food processor you were telling me about?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4512	The kitchen doesn't smell THAT bad.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4513	Have you considered going the all-raw veggie route?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4514	Will miss your cooking when head off to space	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4515	Thanks. I know cooking kidneys isn't your favorite thing.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4516	My E-meter tells me this is going to be a great meal!	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4517	I'm sorry. Next time I'll get gluten-free.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4518	When do you return to the space station.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4519	The galloping gourmet would've loved you.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4520	Bob's initial shock was quickly relieved when he understood the actual repercussions of her new commitment to "scientology".	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4521	Hey, why are you cooking in a spacesuit?	1.0707	0.03291	99	94	3	2
4522	Next time, I promise I won't let the leftovers go to waste.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4523	Honey, the apocalypse hasn't happened yet.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4524	I guess you have that cilantro gene, eh?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4525	Open up and smell the crickets burn, stir my wild desires.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4526	Make sure it is well done.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4527	No, Ralph, I'm erring on the side cochon!	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4528	You misunderstood me. I said your FOOD was toxic.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4529	Sorry dear but it's imperative this cabernet be given preferential breathing	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4530	GMO food preparation	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4531	"Not to be a pest or anything, but that ?was ?salt that you added, right"?	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4532	I know fried food is bad for you, but you've gone too far.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4533	Just because the recipe calls for garlic and chopped onions doesn't mean...	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4534	This thing is still moving.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4535	Does this Package Deal include a Mani-pedi?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4536	It's great that we have a full kitchen in this spaceship.	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4537	2001 was just a Movie Jill...A robot doesn't control our ventilation!	1.0700	0.02932	100	94	5	1
4538	are you cooking eggs or explosives	1.0700	0.02932	100	94	5	1
4539	Mildred! Blocking out Trumpiana has made this house intolerable.	1.0700	0.03258	100	95	3	2
4540	I'm on a no- fat high fiber diet.	1.0700	0.02932	100	94	5	1
4541	"Don't you think your vegan-ism has now gone too far?	1.0700	0.02564	100	93	7	0
4542	I personally don't think the odor of a frying meat patty threatens your veganism.	1.0700	0.02564	100	93	7	0
4543	I was out of sorts last night	1.0700	0.02932	100	94	5	1
4544	Honey, are you enjoying your new locally sourced, fully-organic, non-GMO, gas stove?	1.0700	0.02932	100	94	5	1
4545	Ok, I get the message that frying is not on your diet...	1.0700	0.02564	100	93	7	0
4546	That's "eashy" for you to say, you don't have to refill.	1.0700	0.02932	100	94	5	1
4547	If you're allergic to cooking we could always do takeout.	1.0700	0.02932	100	94	5	1
4548	QVC promised it would help my cooking.	1.0700	0.02932	100	94	5	1
4549	Trust me, wine will work better than gaslighting.	1.0700	0.02932	100	94	5	1
4550	What aren't you telling me about your Eggs Benedict, Arnold?"	1.0700	0.03258	100	95	3	2
4551	We are NOT living on Mars.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4552	A couple more drinks and I'll be floating around.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4553	OK, Melania, you can take it off. The bruises should be healed by now.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4554	As for me, I choose to burn out rather than fade away.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4555	"I'll admit the nose is a bit forward on the shepherd's wine. . .	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4556	Well do you think you'll be done breaking it in before the parent-teacher conference?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4557	Heading to the compost pit?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4558	Could you put it away until after we get a confirmation?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4559	Aren't you taking this vegan think a bit too far?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4560	Dior?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4561	Did you get the green light from Elon Musk?	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4562	The main objection I have to your Unnatural Disaster Response Plan is that I'm no Donald Trump.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4563	How is your chemistry project going.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4564	I've heard of a cast iron stomach before, but this is ridiculous.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4565	I'll whip up some GMO's for dinner.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4566	I'm melting the chocolate for Moon Pies.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4567	It's just that I'm trying to avoid any source of gluten.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4568	Honey, I guess you aren't drinking wine with me tonight.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4569	Remember, that will have to last you a couple of trillion light years."	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4570	Stay if you want to honey. But I'm going back to where I came from, before I get deported.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4571	OK, you're right, now you're not so hot.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4572	My political beliefs aren't that odious.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4573	It's not like I ask for surströmming every day.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4574	I really should learn how to fry an egg. Do send my apologies to flight control.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4575	Good name, the government rape prevention suit.	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4576	Another glass? Oh.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4577	Sheila, don't you think you might be taking this 20,000 Leagues "look" too far?!!!!	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4578	To be honest there's something very metallic-y about your food...	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4579	If you think the aluminum pan is toxic, don't you think the food is too?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4580	I still think it was the chicken.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4581	Your space flight fantasy has certainly come a long way.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4582	You can go on denying it, but until the climate changes for the better, I'm wearing this to bed too. ["for the better" with emphasis, such as italics]	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4583	It's fine. There's air after all.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4584	I'm feeding my own atmosphere of truth but I think these scrambled eggs are rotten	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4585	FYI, the recipe said "over-easy." Not "overly easy," Todd.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4586	I'm glad we found this workaround for your new veganism.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4587	Alright, already. Forget what I said about cooking Vegan from now on.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4588	I fear you are following the directions a bit literally.	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4589	OK, we'll do something different on vacation	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4590	"Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetheart!" (For thé shark cartoon)	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4591	Looks like it's time for some game theory	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4592	Goin' with the Carolina Reaper tonight?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4593	Come on, my masculinity isn't that toxic!	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4594	Well done, my dear, and the medium is rare.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4595	Mmm, that box really turns me on.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4596	Retail is dead.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4597	I have to see how it tastes. Right?	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4598	If this is our last meal, may the force be with you!	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4599	So what you're saying is its impermeable to the smell of natural gas?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4600	So the ideological bubble wasn't quite doing it for you anymore, eh Laura?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4601	("her profile did say she was hot....")	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4602	Dr. Carter called again and reassured me 230 degrees for 5 minutes reliably kills Salmonella.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4603	Look I'm just saying, this 2010 Beychevelle may not be a great match for tonight's surprise dish.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4604	Thank you for frying the Ghost peppers tonight.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4605	Maybe next they'll develop non-burning beans.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4606	How was traffic?" "Not too bad, a little congested coming into the mesosphere.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4607	It's just my union allergy acting up again .	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4608	The bird is still alive.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4609	'What are you making dear?' 'Im making space jam'	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4610	I always have snails with my Moselle, whether you can stand them or not.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4611	New E.P.A Regs?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4612	I'm practicing for the EPA Armageddon that's about to unfold.	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4613	No, Steven, I'm airing on the side of cochon!	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4614	Your cooking always was down to earth!	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4615	I don't like cooking cabbabage either, but...	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4616	Who needs the EPA when you have your environmental suit.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4617	So is this meal gluten free too?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4618	I'll bet you're as thrilled as I am that I found this outfit so you can cook my favorite meals in spite of your myriad allergies.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4619	Sweetie, I am happy that you are living out your ancestral roots, but did you really think this is going to improve the communication between us?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4620	Fine. I apologize that I said your cooking stinks up the house, but aren't you taking this a little too far?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4621	Sous Vide, Shmoo Vide, I just want a hamburger.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4622	Even a germaphobic like you must know of the disinfectant benefits of a wee nip.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4623	Your executive stew contaminated? Oh, a new brand of ingredients.	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4624	Honey, give Pruitt a chance.	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4625	So I guess we are moving to Mars now?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4626	Her cooking's from another planet.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4627	This meal is going to be out of this world!	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4628	Current evidence supports no need for this responce preparing peanut sauce for your Thai dinner	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4629	Houston we have a problem - she's got that Tang thang cookin'.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4630	No, I said, "You have a cinema face”.	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4631	I'm not sure about your use of aromatics.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4632	I think your fear of Muslims is getting a little out of hand.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4633	FYI, eggs a la Geiger normally have a density of about 1.5 to 2 mg/cm2.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4634	Hunanese again?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4635	All I got to say Jupiter TWO,I HOPE YOUR LAWYER THINKS HE REAL FUNNY.	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4636	You’re cooking attire is highly fire resistant.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4637	I ain't afraid of no roast	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4638	My cooking can't be that bad.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4639	Here's Walt keeping a close eye on Jesse's cooking!	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4640	You don't like cooking odors?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4641	After you join SpaceX, I'll cook my own dinner, thank you very much.	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4642	Susan, I thought you said this would stop after 2016.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4643	When does your therapist think you'll have your OCD under control? You're missing out on a stunning bouquet over here.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4644	I guess I shouldn't have said that your perfume was yummy.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4645	Hi honey, stirring up a little Non-GMO delicacy for dinner tonight??	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4646	Stop grabbing them by the pussy. It's uncouth.	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4647	Please leave the kitchen. I'm trying to keep this food organic.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4648	Next time, make sure ALL the ingredients are organic so you can skip the precautions!	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4649	Honey, sunchokes give everyone gas.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4650	I'd rather depend on alcohol disinfection.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4651	I get the point; you hate charring.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4652	Himalayan Hazmat Hash, Honey?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4653	I know you Sicilians don't like to cook with butter, but this is ridiculous.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4654	I know you're vegan, Harriet. I only said 'shaped and pressed tofu is not a real steak'.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4655	Hillery, please. Can't we just talk about this?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4656	No use, it has melted the bottom of the pan.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4657	No kidding honey, I really do like your new 'roboganic' cooking. It's absolutely sterilizing!	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4658	I thought that e-coli thing was over ?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4659	Cover and simmer.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4660	Try draining the swamp instead.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4661	All I said was your mom's was out of this world.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4662	You're being dramatic. Put yourself in my shoes.	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4663	Should I give the neighbors our daily dinnertime hazmat warning?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4664	I'll put a toilet roll in the refrigerator shall I?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4665	...but, it's only water.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4666	Honey -- don't you think you're taking this "gluten free" thing a bit too far?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4667	I knew you were spaced out last evening, but...	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4668	Don't you think you're carrying this " fried martini " business a bit too far?	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4669	Honey, for the last time, those eggs won't attack you.	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4670	Why use garlic if you're allergic to it?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4671	Honey, despite what you think, there is no chance the Hazmat suit will improve the taste	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4672	Overdoing the heterocyclic amines scare a little bit, aren't you Marge?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4673	Mars omelet ?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4674	If you'd turn the heat down on that skillet maybe you could dress down a little too.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4675	Is this how you dress like a woman?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4676	You're kidding me - a galactic border ban?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4677	It's kind of a marital Cordon Sanitaire.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4678	So....what exactly are the ingredients for 'Mark Watney's Martian Potatoes'?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4679	That's it . I'm buying GM onions!	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4680	Who are you expecting, the Obamas?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4681	Honey, I thought we agreed there was to be no KGB stuff in the house on date night.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4682	Allergic to grease?	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
4683	Don't you think you're taking this "anti-vaxxer" thing too far?	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4684	Your cooking class is really spaced out!	1.0619	0.02459	97	91	6	0
4685	Usually, Bowie fan's don't go to his concerts like that- try more glam rock and not all Space Oddity.	1.0619	0.03216	97	93	2	2
4686	How are you gonna eat?	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4687	You should have gotten the hormone free eggs	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
4688	Einstein was right.	1.0612	0.03183	98	94	2	2
4689	Is it for the gluten?	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
4690	You're in America now; you don't need to wear that.	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4691	"Your cooking is not that bad- ok it's that bad".	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
4692	This organic cooking is going a little too far.	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4693	Shelley Stardust and the Onions from Mars	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4694	Do you really need to wear that every time you cook bacon?	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4695	I think white wine would go better!	1.0612	0.03183	98	94	2	2
4696	Don't you just love, dress up night!	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
4697	I trust you haven't overcooked the meth-potatoes, dear...?	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
4698	Vacuum-packing may preserve foods but people probably not so much.	1.0612	0.03183	98	94	2	2
4699	The things I do for the sake of the marriage...	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4700	Tweeting while Rome burns	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4701	Maybe it's time to go back to Julia Child's cookbook.	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
4702	Is this a new way to protect yourself from GMOs?	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
4703	Shall we dress for dinner?	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4704	HMmm, Chickrn a la Dyson.	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
4705	Don't forget, dear, it's all in the wrist.	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4706	These new echo chambers sure are slimming.	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4707	I prefer my onions in a Gibson.	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4708	Gluten free I understood. This, not so much.	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4709	Honey, can't we just start by renewing our passports?	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
4710	So do all vegetarians cook met like this ?	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4711	Dinner about ready?" "You bet your arse, Nick.	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4712	Maybe you should lay off the sci-fi.	1.0612	0.03183	98	94	2	2
4713	I'm pretty sure that's not what he meant by 'dress like a woman'.	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
4714	Honey, I think it's time to take off your molecular-astronomy suit.	1.0612	0.03183	98	94	2	2
4715	In this economy?	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
4716	I guess this means we're splitting up.	1.0612	0.03183	98	94	2	2
4717	“Are you the famous cartoonist’s sister, Oy Vey?’	1.0612	0.03183	98	94	2	2
4718	...but have you been diagnosed with celiac	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
4719	I'm sorry hon, I'm afraid I can't do that.	1.0606	0.02410	99	93	6	0
4720	I know my farts are noxious but really!	1.0606	0.02806	99	94	4	1
4721	Don't guilt trip me, I don't even like onions.	1.0606	0.02410	99	93	6	0
4722	Real chefs like cooking with gas—I'm hip to it.	1.0606	0.02410	99	93	6	0
4723	I'm training myself so I can live in space	1.0606	0.02806	99	94	4	1
4724	Listen, I know you're mad I didn't want to go to the moon with you, but making chili isn't gonna help.	1.0606	0.02806	99	94	4	1
4725	That monolith smells delicious.	1.0606	0.02410	99	93	6	0
4726	That Double Indemnity is a classic	1.0606	0.02806	99	94	4	1
4727	You know, Bernice, zero gravity isn't going to improve your cooking.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4728	You're suppose to season to taste.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4729	It dawned on him: it was Elon all along...	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4730	So how was your Space Station reality trip?	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4731	I know with Trump in the White House, you have to be concerned about the effects of climate change on everything.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4732	Safe seggs.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4733	GMO fumes?	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4734	Over easy?	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4735	You should've told me you wanted a gin fission.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4736	These wearables are getting out of hand.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4737	We have only China and Mexico to worry about.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4738	babe... you in that outfit? my bussy is GUSHING.	1.0526	0.03128	95	92	1	2
4739	When did you decide to go gluten free?	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4740	Nice mask...	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4741	So what does Julia Child say about how to sip your wine?	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4742	i'm practicing for my firefighting career	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4743	No, really. You're very well suited for domesticity.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4744	Love your new machine-washable outfit.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4745	Another meal ruined huh?	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4746	I forget. Does a Viogney pair well with mackerel?	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4747	Honey you know I find your cooking simply intoxicating.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4748	This outfit is for when I'm cooking seafood.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4749	Honey, I liked "The Martian" movie too but I think this may be a bit much.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4750	Aren't you taking this vegan think a bit too far?	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4751	You can stop mourning for John Glenn now.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4752	Veganism is not enough?	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4753	The stress level at the office today was out of this world.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4754	OK, OK, I'll try 'gluten free' for a while.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4755	Making Pad Dai again?	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4756	You're cooking for Walter now?	1.0526	0.03128	95	92	1	2
4757	You're right, Honey (if you can hear me). It's just as well to witness this chore from outside the box.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4758	? Stir wars, nothing but the stir wars ... heh.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4759	So, have you read the new article about GMO's?	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4760	I am sure glad that you were accepted in the Volunteers to Mars Training Program and that they forgot to put in a 2-way communications system in your astronaut suit.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4761	You realize this is senseless?	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4762	Stinky tofu, again?	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4763	It's definitely not organic.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4764	Take me to your litre.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4765	Funny thing today. This girl in our French modelling class says she's been diagnosed with Googlistic Munchausen.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4766	How's the bacon cookin', good lookin'?	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4767	It may be a tad much for Fashion Week.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4768	I think we should get GMO free onions next time.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4769	It's a Flowbee 2.0.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4770	Will tonight's dinner be served on Mars?	1.0526	0.03128	95	92	1	2
4771	Are you going to play scramble the egg?	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4772	Okay, so he stole your act, but you'll get it back in four years.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4773	But honey, you didn't make the one-way trip to Mars list!	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4774	Wouldn't it be easier to just switch to non-nonstick frying pans?	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4775	"This is for my China trip - from the flying plan into the file".	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4776	One hell of a Breaking Bad party, right?" "What's Breaking Bad?	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4777	This new diet is ridiculous.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4778	fashion of the future	1.0526	0.03128	95	92	1	2
4779	Some people dress to kill, I dress not to be killed.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4780	Frying removes genetic modifications	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4781	Go ahead and have the wine. I was only kidding about Elon Musk being short sighted.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4782	Let's rethink our wine tasting.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4783	A penne for your thoughts.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4784	I couldn't wait for the wine attachment.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4785	You know, GMO isn't changed by frying.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4786	...Fritadas, seasoned with postmodern loneliness	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4787	You're over doing it Lisa. I like my eggs runny.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4788	This may not play well on 48 Hours, honey.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4789	I appreciate the thought, but I'm a vegetarian.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4790	I'm just not wired that way.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4791	Honey, I am making a dish from that Middle Eastern Cuisine in a Vacuum book you gave me for the President's Day.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4792	This wine is great. Should I have a suit?	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4793	Sous-vide-sbagliato cooking at its best.	1.0526	0.03128	95	92	1	2
4794	Just to be sure, sauteed kale was your choice honey.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4795	EPA? I'm in marketing. What are you doing after dinner?	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4796	What's cookin' doc?	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4797	Jobs are up with the new "Maid in America" executive order.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4798	I have discovered so many wonderful "off label" applications for your asbestos remediation gear.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4799	So that's where our savings went.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4800	After you finish cooking your eggs do you have plans to visit moon.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4801	Barbara honey, I promise that next years resolution I'll go vegan...	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4802	I didn't realize when I ordered that you would cook too.	1.0526	0.02747	95	91	3	1
4803	Are you making my favorite meme?	1.0521	0.02280	96	91	5	0
4804	I can see your space jeans from here.	1.0521	0.02280	96	91	5	0
4805	Have another root beer float.	1.0521	0.02718	96	92	3	1
4806	So...I take it you don't like the President's EPA pick? Please give my husband the credit. Mike Donovan, Murfreesboro, TN	1.0521	0.02280	96	91	5	0
4807	Forget all that. I've got a bottle. It's safer.	1.0521	0.02280	96	91	5	0
4808	Come here. Have a taste.	1.0521	0.02718	96	92	3	1
4809	Haven't you heard? The EPA has just gone rogue.	1.0521	0.02280	96	91	5	0
4810	Honey, don't you think you're taking this recycling just a bit too far?	1.0521	0.02280	96	91	5	0
4811	As a Cross Fitter I need to protect my glutton free body from any GMO’s	1.0521	0.02280	96	91	5	0
4812	Expecting another overdone outcome?	1.0521	0.02718	96	92	3	1
4813	I told you the pantsuit was a safer choice.	1.0521	0.02280	96	91	5	0
4814	Aren't you taking my comment about having a cast iron stomach a bit too far?	1.0521	0.02280	96	91	5	0
4815	Fry me a river	1.0521	0.02280	96	91	5	0
4816	I already told you, for every one ingredient I add, I have to remove two.	1.0521	0.03096	96	93	1	2
4817	Thank God the President set us straight on toxic waste, huh?	1.0521	0.02718	96	92	3	1
4818	Hey, they keep changing their opinion about saturated fat and I think you are getting over-concerned.	1.0521	0.03096	96	93	1	2
4819	Taking this GMO thing a little far aren't you?	1.0521	0.02280	96	91	5	0
4820	Yes, this is becoming an issue. I'm sure times change, but really.	1.0521	0.02718	96	92	3	1
4821	I've spent years developing an immunity to polytetrafluoroethylene gasses.	1.0521	0.02280	96	91	5	0
4822	I'm looking at things getting stirred up around town.	1.0515	0.02257	97	92	5	0
4823	Processed food are not good for you!	1.0515	0.02257	97	92	5	0
4824	Hon, Alien came out 40 years ago.	1.0515	0.02691	97	93	3	1
4825	It is so unfair; you go to Mars, and get more candy bars. Meanwhile, I just sit around, on Jupiter getting more stupider.	1.0515	0.02691	97	93	3	1
4826	Marge is this your new chef outfit?	1.0515	0.02691	97	93	3	1
4827	So how long have you been a vegan?	1.0515	0.02257	97	92	5	0
4828	Greek public space agency employee	1.0430	0.03025	93	91	0	2
4829	What are you making dinner or looking to start nuclear warfare on Trump?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4830	Cooking with Teflon?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4831	Law school, week 1.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4832	r	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4833	Dorothy, we're not in Vietnam anymore.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4834	Have you ever tried blue wine?	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4835	Now, a ban on astronauts?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4836	OK, I get it, but don't you think this 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' stuff has gone far enough?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4837	Really Martha, come to work with me one day and you'll see as a house wife, you have nothing to do except watch reruns of "Leave it to Beaver."	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4838	You shouldn't have gone this far. Didn't I tell you that smoke inhalation is now covered by our insurance policy?	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4839	"LADT SUPPER"... I'm outta here honey??	1.0430	0.03025	93	91	0	2
4840	I farted again.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4841	You really hate the smell of liver. / Still practising for your space walk? / You can't wear that continuously for 4 years.	1.0430	0.03025	93	91	0	2
4842	Christian to Ana ......your facial is 50 shades hotter	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4843	Just because can't smell doesn't mean it's not burnt.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4844	Have you seen my pinochle deck?	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4845	Dares no suuuch ting as climaat changs have a nutter drank.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4846	Thats what I have always loved about you.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4847	So this is why your favorite band is Air Supply.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4848	is there a hint of rose petal in this bergundy?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4849	Great, timely theater: Flash Gordon would be proud!	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4850	He stinks, but I don't think he's airborne.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4851	Trust me, if this swill that Matt and Jessica brought over didn't ruin your palate, then nothing will.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4852	It's for vaping, not for going to Mars?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4853	This deep sea fishing and cooking is getting to me.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4854	What are you making, hon? A Martian omelette?	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4855	Valentino?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4856	Rancid Rum recipe?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4857	I just met the neighbours from across the street and they wanted that tuna lim-"burger" recipe from last night.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4858	it's my husbands cooking.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4859	The instructions call for a dash of toxic	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4860	Sorry. They'd run out of the organic stuff. You won't be joining me for dinner then?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4861	I believe this Milwaukee's Best wine pairs quite nicely with your refried leftovers.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4862	I said no bacon was fine!	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4863	I've got your back!	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4864	You know, I actually auditioned to be on Hell's Kitchen and the CORRECT way to sautée is...	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4865	That vagina outfit looks wrong.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4866	It tastes like cardboard, but it's only 100 calories.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4867	I know sweetbreads look disgusting, but I can hardly think they're toxic!	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4868	"No DW40 for me this time".	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4869	I prefer the HMO.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4870	Today's menu: human chunk. Just a bit more crusty than usual.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4871	I'm sorry, did you say, "bubble girl"?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4872	Every month, they come looking for a cheap laugh. Then they forget us. And they think we're static.	1.0430	0.03025	93	91	0	2
4873	I just feel like we don't live in the same pace anymore.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4874	Honey, you are an inspiring cook!	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4875	Contrary to the 2.0's operating instructions - Bob never gave up trying.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4876	You have to make your own lunch?	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4877	I know you wanted to be responsible for contraception, but my hours are down this week so maybe I could help out a bit...?	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4878	We need to talk about your addiction to the smell of your own farts.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4879	Hey, quicky break to toast deregulation and our future prosperity?	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4880	Hopefully the executive orders don't apply when we get to Mars.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4881	Sorry, I'm not a fan of pan seared, powdered milk.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4882	Still putting walnuts in the fudge despite your allergy? Your stubbornness absolutely amazes me, Martha.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4883	Didn't you see the news? It says the patriarchy is toxic.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4884	Breathe Fresh and Cook Dish With Face Lift and Make Gift	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4885	Why are You obsessed with Chicken?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4886	I'm glad you didn't let a little heat stand between you and what you love.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4887	i don't care how dramatic you get. i will NEVER bathe my glorious stink body	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4888	Eating eggs to enhance our lovemaking. That's the best idea you've got?	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4889	Alice, you're a dedicated wife. Even though you recently became an evil vampire on the hunt each night lusting for blood, you still find time to prepare my favorite dinner...garlic pasta.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4890	Well if you don't like when i eat onions, why are you making them again?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4891	A guy is coming is his kitchen and sees his wife, cooking for him. She is like a robot who only makes foods. Her husband doesn't do anythings, while his wife is doing the hard work.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4892	Do you prefer yours with or without the E.coli?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4893	putting or taking?	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4894	Jean, I'm sorry Tom thought you were the character from the Hurt Locker.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4895	it's highly effective - you participate in the foods construction, but you don't actually ingest it.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4896	Scrambled eggs for breakfast again, dear?	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4897	I already took a shower can you take your aqualung out?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4898	What retrograde is that steak?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4899	Yeah, it's a serious problem for me too. I can't buy my nephew anything with peanuts in it at all.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4900	What didn't you understand about 'War is peace'?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4901	Don't you like to smell what you cook?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4902	How are you going to handle the banked Alaska?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4903	No. It's crunchy on the inside too.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4904	Do you really think there's an urgent need for Camp Fire leaders on Mars?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4905	You promised me a Valentine Lava Cake but not molten, my torrid soulmate. I'm excited to see what you did with my ring!	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4906	Are you sure this glass is clean?	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4907	I'm sure the Trumps will love your authentic Chicken Kiev. Especially Melania	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4908	Before the lutefisk cools, I'll add the Limburger.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4909	Chili habanero again tonight?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4910	I'm leaning towards Mars for our doomsday retreat.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4911	Well, this gives "act locally" a whole new meaning!	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4912	i know you hate garlic but stop being a cunt about it.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4913	Can I assume that you believe because of Teflon, Julia Child started out this way?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4914	I know you dislike cooking onions but isn't this going to far	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4915	Honey, doing chores like this probably isn't the best way to get accepted into the Mars colonization program.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4916	The stove is not the only thing hot in here!	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4917	Martian! Martian! Martian!	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4918	I don't care if the space shuttle is delayed, I want my breakfast at 7!	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4919	Did you hear there's a skunk loose?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4920	Honey, I was kidding when I said that bacon grease was radioactive.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4921	Did you say your name was Siri or Sissy?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4922	"You said it was approved by the FDA", It was.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4923	I thought Hanukkah was finished.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4924	Maybe if you take a breather from cooking you'll find more inspiration.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4925	Honey, I know my gas was crude last night but is it really necessary to be Bakken your hazmat suit?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4926	"I ordered take-out last time. Who are YOU gonna call?	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4927	I don't want to be overly critical, but did you just fart?	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4928	Rob, I hope you remember what white wine does to your irritable bowel syndrome next time you reach for the bottle.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4929	What's for dinner tonight, honey?" "Cyanide capsules.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4930	Because this is my first attempt at Thai beef flambe!	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4931	Onion soup, again!	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4932	I told you, I won't drink box wine.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4933	You don't dig my chili.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4934	Anti=oxidant protection?	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4935	Housewife takes gluten allergy to the extreme.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4936	One drink and you can't even dress properly or prepare sunny side up properly.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4937	I must say that this feels like an overreaction, dear. When I said 'pungent,' I meant it positively.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4938	It's your choice. Carolina Reaper or me.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4939	It's throw back Thursday veloute cooking	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4940	According to the weather report, it just froze over.	1.0430	0.02610	93	90	2	1
4941	All I asked was if you had space for another burger.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4942	Really, we don't need more iron.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4943	With gag order from government agencies, you can never be too safe..	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4944	Okay, okay, your cooking is not that bad.	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
4945	Sooo . . What you're really telling me is if I eat that sauerkraut you are making and JUST I LOVE .. that any thoughts of ANYTHING ARE IN MY DREAMS.	1.0426	0.02582	94	91	2	1
4946	The Fire Department is here. It seems you have "fried" our electric grid.	1.0426	0.02582	94	91	2	1
4947	Honey, do you really have to avoid me by putting on a space mask. What are the kids going to think when they see an alien in the kitchen cooking?	1.0426	0.02093	94	90	4	0
4948	Honey - I said vino not clean-o!	1.0426	0.02093	94	90	4	0
4949	Please get real! You are taking this germophobe idea to extremes.	1.0426	0.02582	94	91	2	1
4950	In space as on earth, everyone can hear that you're gluten intolerant.	1.0426	0.02093	94	90	4	0
4951	Dad says you should come back to the table and he'll explain why Cuba are on our team now.	1.0426	0.02093	94	90	4	0
4952	The world would have already been saved if the patriarchy didn't require dinner.	1.0426	0.02582	94	91	2	1
4953	Trying a Mexican recipe this time?	1.0426	0.02093	94	90	4	0
4954	I respect your rights.	1.0426	0.02093	94	90	4	0
4955	I bought all organic like you said to. I swear.	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4956	Does this mean no more 'Love is all around'?	1.0330	0.02446	91	89	1	1
4957	Well, I don't particularly like crying while cooking onions either, but I'll be damned if I'm putting on that birdbrained contraption. that birdbrain contraption.	1.0330	0.02446	91	89	1	1
4958	It's a take on souls vide. I'm held under vacuum -- not the food.	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4959	Sure, I've tasted it. I just want you see how potent the flavor is.	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4960	Who's about the climate change now, dialoguing them, all people now.	1.0330	0.02446	91	89	1	1
4961	The locally sourced pumpkins resented being picked (on) first?	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4962	John, listen, China’s experts claim that cooking smoke is the primary contributor to big PM 2.5 figures.	1.0330	0.02446	91	89	1	1
4963	Why are you wearing a space suit, you're not in space.	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4964	I meant to thank my agent but I ate him.	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4965	Who says if can't smell it, you won't eat it.	1.0330	0.02446	91	89	1	1
4966	Even if we have to live on Mars, do you really think you'll be able to get chanterelles?	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4967	I was thinking more along the lines of Cape Breton.	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4968	If you're that allergic, you could have just used gluten-free ingredients.	1.0330	0.02446	91	89	1	1
4969	What's that smell in what you're cooking?	1.0330	0.02446	91	89	1	1
4970	You know what would go great with this? An alcohol-free beer!	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4971	By the way, you’re eating all of this Steve — the only waste I tolerate is radioactive	1.0330	0.02446	91	89	1	1
4972	Fried egg again, then.	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4973	When you date a germaphob	1.0330	0.02446	91	89	1	1
4974	My note said we should cook some MEAT	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4975	No, these nonstick coatings emit toxic, carcinogenic, fumes. Can’t be too careful!	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4976	Deaf & mute! Pure genius of the aroma-free diet.	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4977	I knew your cooking was bad, but is this your version of a haz-mat suit?	1.0330	0.02446	91	89	1	1
4978	Oh, and darling: Don`t forget to fry the wine.	1.0330	0.02446	91	89	1	1
4979	Thanks hun	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4980	Let's go for the biggest, greatest, most amazing high ever, like you wouldn't even believe.	1.0330	0.02446	91	89	1	1
4981	Are you preparing for the uninvited company.	1.0330	0.02446	91	89	1	1
4982	"Hey Captain, when you're done with that I think my main thruster needs some attention." Now that Trump is president we can say whatever we want, right? The wheels of decency have come off, right? /:(	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4983	In the spirit of domestic protectionism.	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4984	Cheer up. Once this administration gets going 75% of that outfit is gone.	1.0326	0.01862	92	89	3	0
4985	Remember that time the bacon grease burned you?	1.0326	0.01862	92	89	3	0
4986	What virtual reality 'odor world' are in tonight to avoid the smell of cooking my lutefisk?	1.0326	0.01862	92	89	3	0
4987	Its a bit hammy for dinner.	1.0326	0.01862	92	89	3	0
4988	Did you say you want your GM eggs scrambled or over easy?	1.0326	0.01862	92	89	3	0
4989	Must be terrible to be allergic to scents.	1.0326	0.01862	92	89	3	0
4990	I could just turn it off. It's so simple. But is it really worth it?	1.0326	0.02420	92	90	1	1
4991	I thought you said bring me a mannequin eat.	1.0326	0.02420	92	90	1	1
4992	Ghostbusters Remake: Men's Rights Edit	1.0326	0.01862	92	89	3	0
4993	I guess your gluten allergy flared up again.	1.0326	0.01862	92	89	3	0
4994	Sure---You're protected from flaming. But we're in free-fall!	1.0326	0.01862	92	89	3	0
4995	I'm wondering. What goes better with wine, crunchy or smooth peanut butter sandwiches?	1.0326	0.02420	92	90	1	1
4996	Aww, you could have left me one arm.	1.0326	0.01862	92	89	3	0
4997	Let me cook, your sucking all the oxygen. I know ! that's why i have a air bottle!\ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]\ let me cook. Your sucking up all the oxygen! I know! that's why I have a air bottle.	1.0326	0.02420	92	90	1	1
4998	Marsmallows? Again?	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
4999	Shouldn't you be st your confirmation hearing ?	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5000	So just how many ectoplasm meals do we have to have till that suit pays for itself?	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5001	Teflon isn't biodynamic, sure, but does everyone know we clarify our wine with menstrual blood?	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5002	This clearly cost an arm and a leg.	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5003	What do you mean, you're downsizing?	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5004	If you're wearing a suit, how do you expect me to eat that?	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5005	Maybe we could get a new stove for Easter.	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5006	I know there was grease spot on the stove but don't you think you're overdoing the truthful hyperbole?	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5007	Do you think the recipe will work if I only use half of the suit?	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5008	Why is she wearing Bobby's new football gear?	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5009	Your beart will tell you if something's wrong.	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5010	Don't you really need that about an hour after I eat those eggs and hash?	1.0225	0.02247	89	88	0	1
5011	Errr... NOT the Terminator, I hope!	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5012	You may not have heard that President Trump issued an executive order to bar importation of Mexican explosive pinto beans.	1.0225	0.02247	89	88	0	1
5013	I don't know Frank. I don't think I can take this vegan diet for one more day!	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5014	r	1.0225	0.02247	89	88	0	1
5015	Trying a new meetup, dear?	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5016	I'm glad you're doing house responsibilities.	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5017	Honey, the smell can't be that bad	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5018	Instead of making eggs for me, she can be preparing dinner for President Clinton.	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5019	Bad Joke	1.0225	0.02247	89	88	0	1
5020	I'm sorry, but I think that new diet is just a gimmick. "Use our patented cooking suit, and you'll lose weight like there's zero gravity."	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5021	'I love it when you cook Mer-leth.'	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5022	Honey, I think the dishwashers broken." "Why? What's it doing?" "It's cooking dinner.	1.0225	0.02247	89	88	0	1
5023	I told you femme brûlée was a lousy choice for dessert	1.0225	0.01580	89	87	2	0
5024	It's about presidential immunity...MINE.	1.0222	0.01562	90	88	2	0
5025	May I peace set the table.	1.0222	0.01562	90	88	2	0
5026	The wine is killing my appetite.	1.0222	0.01562	90	88	2	0
5027	How did you mange to feed yourself while I was at work all year?	1.0222	0.01562	90	88	2	0
5028	You have an environmental safeguard, but I need protection, I don't drink.	1.0222	0.01562	90	88	2	0
5029	I believe the quote was "One small step for MANKIND".	1.0222	0.01562	90	88	2	0
5030	Thank you for the bacon... I will post" LOL", to your account .	1.0222	0.01562	90	88	2	0
5031	I get it- you don't like Tang screwdrivers.	1.0222	0.01562	90	88	2	0
5032	Does this make me look like a killer?	1.0222	0.01562	90	88	2	0
5033	The cabinets are filled with toxic little skittles. Maybe I should dress like a woman as well.	1.0222	0.02222	90	89	0	1
5034	Once again you've busted your clothing allowance.	1.0222	0.01562	90	88	2	0
5035	Why do you get the suit? You're the one making it.	1.0115	0.01156	87	86	1	0
5036	Remember this week's Cartoon Caption Contest in THE NEW YORKER? If they ever create an Animated Cartoon Caption Contest, I've decided I'll definitely vote for you.	1.0115	0.01156	87	86	1	0
5037	Well, you needn't have on my account. I do adore Laab Dip with buffalo bile, but Chick-fil-ay would have been fine.	1.0115	0.01156	87	86	1	0
5038	Being a woman's worth(worse).	1.0115	0.01156	87	86	1	0
5039	For the last time, I didn't write non-stick on the registry gift list.	1.0115	0.01156	87	86	1	0
5040	I'm sorry dear -- I have to get back to the lab. Our report is due tomorrow.	1.0115	0.01156	87	86	1	0
5041	The residue has a history of going critical !	1.0115	0.01156	87	86	1	0
5042	So honey, about the pepper you found in your compact... Maybe I should explain.	1.0115	0.01156	87	86	1	0
5043	Fox d'jour?	1.0115	0.01156	87	86	1	0
5044	I'm going to utter the one word you don't want to hear...'death'.	1.0114	0.01143	88	87	1	0
5045	I'm just sayin' when it said you would have female capabilities, I was thinking more Barbie Doll.	1.0114	0.01143	88	87	1	0
5046	Tanqueray tonic and Span...again?	1.0114	0.01143	88	87	1	0
5047	Honey, I thought it was a hoax. Will you join me for my last glass of rum?	1.0112	0.01130	89	88	1	0
5048	Tanqueray tonic and Span...again?	1.0112	0.01130	89	88	1	0
5049	Honey i know what I'm doing i saw an article on CNN that showed us that cooking a meal gives off radiation therefor we need to wear a suit when cooking food for now on.	1.0112	0.01130	89	88	1	0
5050	Dang girl! Are you really that bad of a cook? I knew I should've married someone else.	1.0000	0.01183	85	85	0	0
5051	HONEY, SINCE YOU TOOK UP DEEP SEA DIVING OUR LIFE HAS CHANGED.	1.0000	0.01183	85	85	0	0
5052	Time for another honey?	1.0000	0.01183	85	85	0	0
5053	Mom gave me this teething toy.	1.0000	0.01183	85	85	0	0

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