Contest #556 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	-
Voting started	2017-02-06
Voting ended	-
Finalists announced	-
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	2017-02-19 (estimated)
Number of captions	5054
Number of responses	713533
Number of participants	18041

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	I think I like the French maid outfit better.	1.8969	0.01386	3209	1171	1198	840
1	Making fission chips?	1.8908	0.01696	2619	1145	615	859
2	So...how did your first husband die?	1.7653	0.02245	1163	509	418	236
3	So, not tonight?	1.7449	0.02420	1027	473	343	211
4	Making fission chips again, I see.	1.7405	0.02635	1002	512	238	252
5	Your first husband died how?	1.7313	0.02605	949	467	270	212
6	Next time I'll bring the protection.	1.7092	0.02948	839	463	157	219
7	Remember when you used to meet me at the door in Saran Wrap?	1.7090	0.02712	835	413	252	170
8	For heaven's sake, it's just gluten.	1.7082	0.03232	610	309	170	131
9	Like you've never farted.	1.7081	0.02879	836	447	186	203
10	No, in fact it makes you look weightless.	1.6980	0.02777	788	394	238	156
11	Honey, I've told you a thousand times: the mother ship is not coming back to get you.	1.6865	0.03332	689	405	95	189
12	Looks like a recipe for disaster.	1.6856	0.02873	738	377	216	145
13	Will you come out if I turn off the news?	1.6823	0.03067	683	362	176	145
14	Whipping up something special for my mother?	1.6806	0.02983	720	382	186	152
15	Houston, we have an omelette.	1.6801	0.02826	719	358	233	128
16	I misunderstood the "well-suited as homemaker", profile.	1.6748	0.03055	701	380	169	152
17	In fairness, I only suck some of the air out of the room.	1.6626	0.02961	658	338	204	116
18	Honey, I'm having an affair.	1.6568	0.03232	641	362	137	142
19	Fear of frying?	1.6494	0.03067	616	324	184	108
20	Okay, I get it. You need some space.	1.6482	0.03041	614	320	190	104
21	Are you sure it calls for mustard gas?	1.6446	0.03193	605	332	156	117
22	What happened to the French maid outfit?	1.6440	0.02976	604	307	205	92
23	Houston, we have an omelette.	1.6390	0.03138	590	316	171	103
24	I’m just whipping up a little something for your mother.	1.6364	0.03446	583	346	103	134
25	Dinner will be ready in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6............	1.6322	0.03120	571	302	177	92
26	I still think you should have just gotten a flu shot.	1.6292	0.03011	561	285	199	77
27	One of your Mothers recipes?	1.6270	0.03285	555	308	146	101
28	I specialized in eggs at the NASA Culinary Institute.	1.6204	0.03414	540	311	123	106
29	Are you sure the recipe said mustard gas?	1.6170	0.03395	530	302	129	99
30	I liked it better when you said you have a headache.	1.6028	0.03295	501	275	150	76
31	Gastronaut?	1.6024	0.03407	498	282	132	84
32	Looks like a recipe for disaster.	1.5988	0.03374	491	275	138	78
33	What's for launch?	1.5988	0.03460	491	282	124	85
34	None for me, thanks.	1.5975	0.03434	487	277	129	81
35	A simple "not tonight, dear" would have sufficed...	1.5967	0.03302	486	266	150	70
36	Are you sure it calls for mustard gas?	1.5959	0.03471	485	279	123	83
37	Martha, Congress isnt repealing the Clean Air Act until next week.	1.5946	0.03445	481	274	128	79
38	Eggs quarantine? My favorite.	1.5929	0.03482	479	276	122	81
39	Shall I set the periodic table?	1.5925	0.03545	481	283	111	87
40	When I said let's leave after the inauguration, I was thinking more like Canada.	1.5924	0.03436	476	270	130	76
41	Fine. I take it back. Cooking dinner is rocket science.	1.5853	0.03352	463	256	143	64
42	I assume this is my last supper?	1.5811	0.03614	456	271	105	80
43	Dammit, Karen—just get the flu shot!	1.5772	0.03080	447	229	178	40
44	When you said you didn't want to breathe the same air as me, I thought you were moving out.	1.5718	0.03602	439	259	109	71
45	You'd tell me if you weren't happy, right?	1.5705	0.03464	440	251	127	62
46	So, this is your plan for the next four years?	1.5704	0.03598	433	254	111	68
47	Running out to the store was a lot easier when we still had an EPA.	1.5691	0.03606	434	256	109	69
48	It's like we're not even on the same planet.	1.5661	0.03567	431	252	114	65
49	So, exactly what goes into a Three Mile Island omelet?	1.5657	0.03600	426	250	111	65
50	Exactly what did you mean when you said 'bring protection'?	1.5613	0.03537	424	246	118	60
51	We had meth on Tuesday.	1.5598	0.03479	418	238	126	54
52	Is that a recipe for disaster?	1.5598	0.03640	418	248	106	64
53	Has there been a case where someone caught the bird flu cooking eggs?	1.5592	0.04949	245	151	51	43
54	Preparing a satellite dish?	1.5580	0.03669	414	247	103	64
55	I suppose you want your space?	1.5561	0.03582	410	239	114	57
56	You know that "Nuke for five minutes" means to microwave, right?	1.5558	0.03586	412	241	113	58
57	Is it true I suck all the oxygen out of the room?	1.5528	0.03570	407	237	115	55
58	I might skip dinner.	1.5520	0.03556	404	234	117	53
59	I was thinking more along the lines of French maid.	1.5484	0.03368	403	224	137	42
60	Another of your mother's recipes tonight?	1.5466	0.03588	397	232	113	52
61	You seem distant.	1.5457	0.03749	394	239	95	60
62	So the cat can stay?	1.5377	0.03907	385	243	77	65
63	You look hot in that outfit.	1.5310	0.03744	371	224	97	50
64	I am just saying that cooking together was more romantic before you started reading the labels.	1.5308	0.03805	373	229	90	54
65	So, hey, I've been meaning to ask you a little more about your late husband. . .	1.5297	0.03633	370	218	108	44
66	Did you remember to wash your hands?	1.5285	0.04025	369	238	67	64
67	You made your point. You can leave out the garlic.	1.5273	0.03783	366	223	93	50
68	You were serious when you said "I don't even want to breathe the same air as you"	1.5235	0.03660	361	214	105	42
69	Sometimes it just feels like we're living on different planets.	1.5210	0.03796	357	218	92	47
70	You should have just gotten a flu shot	1.5183	0.03392	355	199	128	28
71	What are you making, eggs quarantine?	1.5157	0.03824	351	216	89	46
72	You seem a little distant.	1.5157	0.03760	351	213	95	43
73	Sometimes it's like we're from different planets.	1.5059	0.03941	340	215	78	47
74	I see you are using your mother's recipe.	1.5030	0.03972	334	212	76	46
75	Something looks different. Did you get a haircut?	1.5030	0.03840	336	208	87	41
76	I miss the EPA too	1.5000	0.03940	330	208	79	43
77	You seem distant lately.	1.4985	0.03829	329	203	88	38
78	You seem a little distant.	1.4985	0.03925	329	207	80	42
79	Martha, you cannot catch the bird flu from frying eggs.	1.4923	0.03379	323	183	121	19
80	I see you've found a recipe for disaster.	1.4922	0.03999	321	205	74	42
81	I feel like you're not telling me something.	1.4875	0.03807	320	198	88	34
82	Cooking is not rocket science.	1.4874	0.03825	318	197	87	34
83	I can't help but notice that the atmosphere between us has changed.	1.4874	0.04051	318	206	69	43
84	So, what's the half-life on dinner?	1.4873	0.03971	316	201	76	39
85	I know you're under a lot of pressure.	1.4873	0.03971	316	201	76	39
86	Will you at least let me try to explain why I voted for him.	1.4873	0.03996	316	202	74	40
87	What would you say to some tang before dinner?	1.4841	0.04237	314	211	54	49
88	You could've just gotten a flu shot.	1.4841	0.03615	314	187	102	25
89	I guess you're not in the mood.	1.4841	0.03912	314	198	80	36
90	Okay, you've made your point. I changed the cat litter.	1.4840	0.04060	312	202	69	41
91	Do you mind telling me where you found this recipe?	1.4840	0.03770	312	191	91	30
92	I love what you've done with your air.	1.4808	0.04008	312	201	72	39
93	You need space. I get it.	1.4805	0.04073	308	200	68	40
94	Then quit serving beans.	1.4805	0.04150	308	203	62	43
95	I'm sorry, Barbara. I like it! It just took me by surprise. I was thinking cheerleader, or a French maid.	1.4788	0.03869	307	192	83	32
96	I get it. You need space.	1.4737	0.03951	304	194	76	34
97	How's that media deprivation suit working out?	1.4735	0.04080	302	197	67	38
98	A simple 'I have a headache' would suffice.	1.4735	0.03592	302	180	101	21
99	Really, Dear...just because I caught it in the East River...	1.4733	0.03933	300	190	78	32
100	It's a cold sore, Karen!	1.4733	0.03905	300	189	80	31
101	So you say I suck all the oxygen out of the room?	1.4733	0.03962	300	191	76	33
102	'I have a headache’ would've sufficed.	1.4733	0.04018	300	193	72	35
103	Launch time?	1.4696	0.03913	296	187	79	30
104	My mother used to wear an apron.	1.4696	0.04029	296	191	71	34
105	Should I be worried?	1.4678	0.04067	295	192	68	35
106	Were they out of the Sexy French Maid costumes?	1.4678	0.03863	295	185	82	28
107	I love what you've done with your air.	1.4678	0.04179	295	196	60	39
108	I call it HazMac n' Cheese.	1.4660	0.04019	294	190	71	33
109	Is it just me or has our relationship turned toxic?	1.4658	0.04154	292	193	62	37
110	Well actually, one CAN be too careful.	1.4621	0.04059	290	189	68	33
111	I thought toxic relationship was a metaphor	1.4621	0.03940	290	185	76	29
112	It's not rocket science.	1.4621	0.04117	290	191	64	35
113	Is it launch time?	1.4618	0.04168	288	191	61	36
114	Honey, you put the "astronomy" in "gastronomy."	1.4599	0.04207	287	192	58	37
115	Suit yourself	1.4577	0.04029	284	184	70	30
116	Your mother's recipe?	1.4577	0.04181	284	189	60	35
117	How long was it in the fridge?	1.4577	0.03872	284	179	80	25
118	Be honest, do we need to clear the air about something?	1.4558	0.03783	283	176	85	22
119	Let me guess... you need more space?	1.4558	0.04191	283	189	59	35
120	We're both eating this meal, right?	1.4536	0.04006	280	181	71	28
121	I'll cook. You change out of your work clothes.	1.4516	0.03919	279	178	76	25
122	Practicing for life without the EPA?	1.4516	0.04173	279	186	60	33
123	My mother never complained when she made it.	1.4516	0.04142	279	185	62	32
124	I'm leaving you.	1.4516	0.04642	279	202	28	49
125	That’s not how my mom makes it.	1.4493	0.04450	276	193	42	41
126	You misunderstood. I said "a bowl of soup," not "Ebola soup."	1.4477	0.04377	277	192	46	39
127	"You look hot".	1.4473	0.04024	275	179	69	27
128	I can't help but feel you're shutting me out, Susan.	1.4473	0.03889	275	175	77	23
129	Is that a new outfit?	1.4473	0.03957	275	177	73	25
130	That's one small crepe for a man.	1.4473	0.04185	275	184	59	32
131	I feel like you need space.	1.4473	0.03821	275	173	81	21
132	What do you know that I don't know?	1.4473	0.04089	275	181	65	29
133	Something tells me you're not ready to clear the air.	1.4473	0.04089	275	181	65	29
134	It didn't occur to you to buy two?	1.4453	0.04099	274	181	64	29
135	What if the Mars Colony doesn't want a Martha Stewart-type?	1.4453	0.04066	274	180	66	28
136	Maybe you could just divorce me?	1.4453	0.04259	274	186	54	34
137	You've been distant lately.	1.4453	0.04131	274	182	62	30
138	Lately it seems like we're not even on the same planet, Marge.	1.4453	0.04033	274	179	68	27
139	How is my mom's birthday dinner coming along?	1.4453	0.04290	274	187	52	35
140	How about slipping into something more comfortable?	1.4449	0.04121	272	180	63	29
141	How's week one of your media blackout going?	1.4449	0.04121	272	180	63	29
142	Is my mom coming over?	1.4449	0.04054	272	178	67	27
143	Ricin beans again?	1.4449	0.04438	272	190	43	39
144	I love "hazmat surprise" night.	1.4428	0.04325	271	186	50	35
145	I may have overstated my fondness for spicy food, Doris.	1.4428	0.03996	271	176	70	25
146	'Recipe for disaster' again tonight, dear?	1.4407	0.04174	270	181	59	30
147	I'm guessing it's too soon for make-up sex.	1.4407	0.04074	270	178	65	27
148	I think you're taking this toxic relationship thing a bit too far.	1.4407	0.04040	270	177	67	26
149	Hazmati Rice?	1.4407	0.04240	270	183	55	32
150	I'm sensing that you need some space.	1.4407	0.04074	270	178	65	27
151	You know, you could have just said you had a headache.	1.4407	0.04174	270	181	59	30
152	You used to say you worshipped the air I breathed.	1.4407	0.04108	270	179	63	28
153	What do you mean you need space?	1.4403	0.04164	268	179	60	29
154	I don't know what you're cooking, but it smells out of this world!	1.4403	0.03957	268	173	72	23
155	I need space too, you know.	1.4366	0.03847	268	171	77	20
156	Message received...I'll fix the exhaust fan.	1.4361	0.03904	266	171	74	21
157	Ok honey, I'll fix the damn kitchen fan!	1.4361	0.04218	266	180	56	30
158	Guess I better fix the exhaust fan.	1.4356	0.03812	264	167	79	18
159	Darling, wouldn't it be simpler to just get the flu shot?	1.4345	0.03745	267	168	82	17
160	A flu shot is more sensible	1.4345	0.03431	267	160	98	9
161	When I said our relationship was becoming toxic, I was speaking figuratively.	1.4345	0.04138	267	179	60	28
162	Shall I slip into something more . . . industrial?	1.4335	0.04113	263	175	62	26
163	Thanks for making breakfast before taking off.	1.4330	0.04136	261	174	61	26
164	No, it doesn't make you look fat.	1.4330	0.04344	261	180	49	32
165	Why did you set the table for one?	1.4330	0.04207	261	176	57	28
166	Wouldn't a range hood be more convenient?	1.4330	0.04100	261	173	63	25
167	Can't you just say you have a headache like most other women?	1.4308	0.04182	260	175	58	27
168	Will dinner be ready before liftoff?	1.4308	0.04037	260	171	66	23
169	Are you planning to wear that thing all four years?	1.4308	0.04146	260	174	60	26
170	Does it block all sarcasm or just mine?	1.4308	0.04321	260	179	50	31
171	I still think a flu shot would have sufficed.	1.4308	0.03810	260	165	78	17
172	That's nice. Is it new?	1.4308	0.04252	260	177	54	29
173	New recipe?	1.4308	0.04110	260	173	62	25
174	If you need to take off, I can clean the pan.	1.4308	0.04217	260	176	56	28
175	You could leave out the onions.	1.4308	0.03887	260	167	74	19
176	None for me, thank you.	1.4308	0.04182	260	175	58	27
177	And what are you preparing for our last anniversary?	1.4308	0.04457	260	183	42	35
178	Do you need some space?	1.4286	0.03972	259	169	69	21
179	So I guess you don’t want to hear how my day was.	1.4286	0.04120	259	173	61	25
180	For God's sake, it's gluten, not napalm...	1.4280	0.04106	257	171	62	24
181	You seem kind of distant lately.	1.4280	0.04143	257	172	60	25
182	Are we expecting my mother for dinner?	1.4280	0.04322	257	177	50	30
183	Honey, is there something you're not telling me about the home radon test results?	1.4280	0.04143	257	172	60	25
184	When did things get so toxic between us?	1.4258	0.04153	256	172	59	25
185	Would you like me to pour you a glass of Tang?	1.4258	0.04116	256	171	61	24
186	So, when did you decide our relationship was toxic?	1.4258	0.04262	256	175	53	28
187	Another recipe from your mother?	1.4258	0.04116	256	171	61	24
188	I'm starting to get the 'Women Are from Venus' part.	1.4258	0.03807	256	163	77	16
189	Are you sure it's not too much trouble?	1.4235	0.04050	255	169	64	22
190	Welcome home, by the way.	1.4235	0.04126	255	171	60	24
191	You want space.	1.4235	0.04050	255	169	64	22
192	It's a welcome change from "I have a headache."	1.4229	0.03752	253	160	79	14
193	So no sex tonight?	1.4229	0.04073	253	168	63	22
194	Can I interest you in a glass of '65 Tang while you cook?	1.4229	0.04261	253	173	53	27
195	You honestly think you can go four years in that thing?	1.4211	0.04629	247	178	34	35
196	Alright, we can go back to buying organic.	1.4206	0.04308	252	174	50	28
197	Honey....I think that when the recipe said "nuke it" it meant use the microwave.	1.4206	0.04159	252	170	58	24
198	Is my mother coming for dinner?	1.4206	0.04159	252	170	58	24
199	Would you like to slip into something more comfortable?	1.4183	0.04092	251	168	61	22
200	Are you planning to wear that thing for the next four years?	1.4183	0.04245	251	172	53	26
201	Aren't you taking this Women Are From Venus thing a bit literally.	1.4183	0.04013	251	166	65	20
202	Dare I ask, what's for dinner?	1.4183	0.04245	251	172	53	26
203	Would it be fair to say you're not in the mood tonight?	1.4183	0.04131	251	169	59	23
204	Can I borrow that to change the baby?	1.4183	0.04207	251	171	55	25
205	I think I'll let you try it first...	1.4183	0.04013	251	166	65	20
206	My mom just wore an apron.	1.4183	0.04053	251	167	63	21
207	Houston, we have pilaf.	1.4183	0.04245	251	172	53	26
208	Smells great! Is it launch time?	1.4177	0.04307	249	172	50	27
209	Really, I think we can afford a hood fan.	1.4177	0.04115	249	167	60	22
210	You've made your point and I'm sorry. I shouldn't have called your cooking hazardous waste.	1.4167	0.04342	252	176	47	29
211	Why don't we just fix the exhaust fan?	1.4167	0.04079	252	169	61	22
212	That's what I love about you. You never over react.	1.4146	0.04188	246	167	56	23
213	No, I don't think you're living in a vacuum	1.4146	0.04344	246	171	48	27
214	East River Scrod again?	1.4146	0.04188	246	167	56	23
215	Lighten up. You're taking the 'sell-by' date much too seriously.	1.4122	0.04468	245	174	41	30
216	Don't you want to slip into something more comfortable?	1.4122	0.04316	245	170	49	26
217	I'm sensing there won't be after-dinner sex tonight.	1.4122	0.04036	245	163	63	19
218	You win. We'll get a new exhaust fan.	1.4122	0.04036	245	163	63	19
219	How many light years before dinner?	1.4122	0.04238	245	168	53	24
220	I'll get the flu shot.	1.4106	0.03767	246	158	75	13
221	Then don't make beans	1.4106	0.04453	246	175	41	30
222	Are you using some ingredients I should know about?	1.4106	0.04416	246	174	43	29
223	If you're trying to turn me on it's working.	1.4106	0.04302	246	171	49	26
224	I didn't literally mean you were "sucking the oxygen out of the room."	1.4098	0.04366	244	171	46	27
225	My mother does not suck all the air out of the room.	1.4091	0.04233	242	166	53	23
226	To the moon, Alice?	1.4091	0.04392	242	170	45	27
227	Maybe we both need some space.	1.4091	0.03851	242	157	71	14
228	This isn’t the role play I had in mind.	1.4091	0.04233	242	166	53	23
229	I see you still want space.	1.4066	0.04202	241	165	54	22
230	Now I can literally push your buttons.	1.4066	0.04324	241	168	48	25
231	Is this what you meant when you said to bring protection?	1.4059	0.04309	239	166	49	24
232	Thanks for making that. I know it's not your favorite.	1.4059	0.04185	239	163	55	21
233	You seem distant.	1.4059	0.04350	239	167	47	25
234	ok i wlll fix the exhaust fan, good lord!	1.4059	0.04100	239	161	59	19
235	Why don't you have a glass of wine and slip into something more comfortable...	1.4050	0.04388	242	171	44	27
236	Ricin beans again?	1.4042	0.04415	240	170	43	27
237	Once a year I ask you to make corned beef and cabbage, and you have to get all sarcastic about it.	1.4034	0.04195	238	163	54	21
238	Maybe next year you'll get a flu shot.	1.4034	0.03653	238	151	78	9
239	I'll just have the salad.	1.4034	0.04361	238	167	46	25
240	I don't ask you very often to fix one of Mom's recipes.	1.4034	0.04279	238	165	50	23
241	Did you do something different to your hair?	1.4034	0.04195	238	163	54	21
242	I sense a certain hostility.	1.4034	0.04067	238	160	60	18
243	Trying another of your mom's recipes?	1.4008	0.04290	237	165	49	23
244	I guess you're still upset I didn't buy organic, huh?	1.4008	0.04163	237	162	55	20
245	First, a new life insurance policy and now a special birthday dinner--you shouldn't make such a big fuss over me.	1.4008	0.04533	237	171	37	29
246	Chicken quarantine?	1.4008	0.04453	237	169	41	27
247	I guess you still need your space?	1.4008	0.04372	237	167	45	25
248	So let me get this straight, you've already eaten, but you're whipping up something special for me?	1.4000	0.04273	235	163	50	22
249	So I guess you still need space, huh?	1.4000	0.04273	235	163	50	22
250	So, I guess this means I'm no longer the air you breathe?	1.3991	0.04637	213	151	39	23
251	The recipe said, "Cook, fully wrapped, for five minutes..."	1.3981	0.04668	211	150	38	23
252	Where'd you find fresh Uranium?	1.3974	0.04410	234	166	43	25
253	It's okay now. I've turned the news off.	1.3974	0.04368	234	165	45	24
254	I think you're overstating the risks of genetically modified food."	1.3974	0.04410	234	166	43	25
255	Pretending you are on Mars does not stop him from being your president.	1.3966	0.04437	232	165	42	25
256	Can I have your wine?	1.3966	0.04562	232	168	36	28
257	So your profile says you're not from around here.	1.3966	0.04437	232	165	42	25
258	No, actually I didn't happen to catch the evening news tonight. Why?	1.3966	0.04041	232	156	60	16
259	I miss the EPA, too, honey.	1.3966	0.04395	232	164	44	24
260	It's herpes, not Ebola.	1.3966	0.04437	232	165	42	25
261	I feel like I need to give you some space.	1.3966	0.04222	232	160	52	20
262	When you asked for some space in our relationship, I had no idea.	1.3966	0.04222	232	160	52	20
263	Maybe you'd like to slip into something more comfortable?	1.3966	0.04222	232	160	52	20
264	I feel like there's something you're not telling me.	1.3966	0.04352	232	163	46	23
265	It's not that kind of fusion.	1.3957	0.04226	235	163	51	21
266	Fry me to the moon.	1.3957	0.04311	235	165	47	23
267	Is it meth yet?	1.3939	0.04320	231	162	47	22
268	You miss the EPA, huh?	1.3939	0.04187	231	159	53	19
269	Just me, or all men?	1.3939	0.04276	231	161	49	21
270	Its very becoming. You look almost weightless.	1.3939	0.04363	231	163	45	23
271	It's possible to demonstrate your disdain AND breathe the same air as the president.	1.3913	0.04418	230	164	42	24
272	You could've just told me you had a headache.	1.3913	0.04106	230	157	56	17
273	I take it you are still mad at me	1.3913	0.04287	230	161	48	21
274	Are you telling me you need space?	1.3913	0.04152	230	158	54	18
275	C'mon, give me a hint. Chemical or biological?	1.3913	0.04287	230	161	48	21
276	I thought you were taking off today!	1.3913	0.04460	230	165	40	25
277	I see you're using one of your mother's recipes again.	1.3913	0.04287	230	161	48	21
278	I think you're confusing Asian Fusion with Cold Fusion	1.3904	0.04222	228	158	51	19
279	Is it me, or the new EPA?	1.3904	0.03987	228	153	61	14
280	Are you doing something different with your hair?	1.3904	0.04488	228	164	39	25
281	After dinner you should slip into something a little less airtight.	1.3904	0.04222	228	158	51	19
282	I'm sorry I forgot to buy organic but, really?	1.3886	0.04297	229	161	47	21
283	I suppose we should get the hood vent repaired.	1.3877	0.04044	227	154	58	15
284	Why no, I don't think it makes your butt look big.	1.3877	0.04456	227	163	40	24
285	Why can't you just wear an apron like everybody else?	1.3867	0.04440	225	161	41	23
286	I got it. You want some space.	1.3867	0.04211	225	156	51	18
287	Is my mother coming for dinner?	1.3867	0.04304	225	158	47	20
288	The fact that my mother will be joining us for dinner has me a little bit concerned	1.3867	0.04304	225	158	47	20
289	So we're officially over "farm to table"?	1.3867	0.04529	225	163	37	25
290	One small crepe for man, one giant leek for mankind.	1.3867	0.04485	225	162	39	24
291	Okay, I get it, you need space.	1.3867	0.04304	225	158	47	20
292	Have you ever considered an apron?	1.3867	0.04395	225	160	43	22
293	You could just turn on the fan over the stove.	1.3867	0.04067	225	153	57	15
294	Yes, I made out my will. Why do you ask?	1.3860	0.04352	228	162	44	22
295	Before you change, can you hit the twins' diapers?	1.3843	0.04380	229	164	42	23
296	Lemme guess... Gastronaut?	1.3839	0.04314	224	158	46	20
297	Dear, cooking isn't rocket science.	1.3839	0.04541	224	163	36	25
298	I love Hazmat Night	1.3839	0.04451	224	161	40	23
299	If you don't want to have sex, just tell me.	1.3839	0.03874	224	149	64	11
300	Now don't you regret not getting the flu shot this year?	1.3839	0.03716	224	146	70	8
301	Honey, it's kale not uranium.	1.3801	0.04445	221	159	40	22
302	You said you were only going to wear that in bed.	1.3801	0.04537	221	161	36	24
303	That's your mother's recipe, that's the same meal your dad had the night before he died.	1.3795	0.04535	224	164	35	25
304	Look, I'm sorry they didn't sell organic.	1.3795	0.04446	224	162	39	23
305	Seems as though you need some space	1.3778	0.04247	225	159	47	19
306	Do you just need more space?	1.3778	0.04247	225	159	47	19
307	Did you do something with your hair?	1.3773	0.04314	220	156	45	19
308	Is the divorce suit really necessary?	1.3773	0.04314	220	156	45	19
309	I think we need some space	1.3773	0.04266	220	155	47	18
310	Honey, its been twelve years since NASA rejected your application. Perhaps it's time to move on.	1.3773	0.04118	220	152	53	15
311	Why don't you just make it without peanuts?	1.3773	0.04362	220	157	43	20
312	You realize alternative air is not air	1.3773	0.04217	220	154	49	17
313	Dinner minus 10...9...8...7...	1.3773	0.03963	220	149	59	12
314	I appreciate your making me liver and onions, but we could do without the sarcasm.	1.3773	0.04118	220	152	53	15
315	So you really are from Venus.	1.3773	0.04266	220	155	47	18
316	I think you're taking our "toxic relationship" too literally.	1.3773	0.04456	220	159	39	22
317	Does this mean no sex tonight?	1.3761	0.04091	218	150	54	14
318	Okay, I get it. You have a headache.	1.3761	0.04438	218	157	40	21
319	I think I'll just have a salad.	1.3761	0.04292	218	154	46	18
320	Why do I feel like there's something you're not telling me?	1.3761	0.04292	218	154	46	18
321	None for me, thanks.	1.3761	0.04243	218	153	48	17
322	I don't see the input port for your wine.	1.3761	0.04292	218	154	46	18
323	I thought we were taking the nuclear option off the table	1.3761	0.04670	218	162	30	26
324	There's the doorbell. Might be my pizza.	1.3761	0.04438	218	157	40	21
325	You put the "astronomy" in "gastronomy".	1.3761	0.04341	218	155	44	19
326	You haven't touched your wine.	1.3761	0.04485	218	158	38	22
327	Would you rather go out?	1.3761	0.04243	218	153	48	17
328	Maybe you should stop using the smoke alarm as the oven timer.	1.3761	0.04624	218	161	32	25
329	When I said I wanted more space in our relationship...	1.3750	0.04540	208	150	38	20
330	So, we're not talking?	1.3733	0.04302	217	154	45	18
331	Chicken and ricin again?	1.3733	0.04590	217	160	33	24
332	All I said was, "Would it kill you to cook dinner once in a while?"	1.3733	0.04590	217	160	33	24
333	This earthling votes for take-out.	1.3733	0.04401	217	156	41	20
334	There's no such thing as too much garlic.	1.3733	0.04302	217	154	45	18
335	The word is 'poisson', not 'poison'.	1.3733	0.04401	217	156	41	20
336	Thanks for adding nuts.	1.3733	0.04202	217	152	49	16
337	I'll just be having the wine...	1.3733	0.04401	217	156	41	20
338	This is not what I thought you meant by "wanting more Space."	1.3733	0.04253	217	153	47	17
339	I was kidding when I called your cooking toxic.	1.3721	0.04379	215	154	42	19
340	Could you also do the laundry before your launch?	1.3721	0.04621	215	159	32	24
341	Can I pour you some more Tang?	1.3721	0.04329	215	153	44	18
342	Still mad?	1.3721	0.04329	215	153	44	18
343	I get it. We need a new vent.	1.3721	0.04279	215	152	46	17
344	How long have you been experimenting with fusion cooking?	1.3721	0.04124	215	149	52	14
345	I'm going to go ahead and guess that whatever you read was fake news.	1.3721	0.04667	215	160	30	25
346	Julia Child only needed an apron.	1.3721	0.04279	215	152	46	17
347	I'm sensing you need some space.	1.3721	0.04428	215	155	40	20
348	Yes, I smoked a cigarette in the house. Why?	1.3721	0.04279	215	152	46	17
349	I never should have told you how I voted.	1.3721	0.04526	215	157	36	22
350	Fine. I'll give you some space.	1.3721	0.03962	215	146	58	11
351	I'm sensing you need some space.	1.3692	0.04339	214	153	43	18
352	Should I be afraid to ask what's for dinner?	1.3692	0.04079	214	148	53	13
353	Tuna meltdown tonight?	1.3692	0.04132	214	149	51	14
354	Exactly how spicy?	1.3692	0.04237	214	151	47	16
355	On a scale of one to ten, how spicy?	1.3692	0.04079	214	148	53	13
356	OK> OK> We'll get an exhaust fan.	1.3692	0.03914	214	145	59	10
357	What women's movement is this?	1.3692	0.04439	214	155	39	20
358	You look hot tonight.	1.3674	0.04169	215	151	49	15
359	Or, we could order in.	1.3662	0.04141	213	149	50	14
360	You look hot in that outfit.	1.3662	0.04450	213	155	38	20
361	It was one sneeze, Karen.	1.3662	0.04299	213	152	44	17
362	You could try cooking without onions.	1.3649	0.04429	211	153	39	19
363	Well, I think you're sucking all the air out of our relationship too.	1.3649	0.04377	211	152	41	18
364	Good grief, Laura... It doesn't mean you are literally 'from Venus', you know.	1.3649	0.04377	211	152	41	18
365	Is there something I should know?	1.3649	0.04325	211	151	43	17
366	Well, sometimes I need space too.	1.3649	0.04479	211	154	37	20
367	Sure, it's a toxic relationship--but don't you think you've gone a bit too far?	1.3649	0.04325	211	151	43	17
368	How about if I just become a vegetarian, too?	1.3649	0.04579	211	156	33	22
369	I heard you the first time when you said I suck all the oxygen out of the room.	1.3645	0.04333	214	154	42	18
370	I just need some space right now.	1.3645	0.04282	214	153	44	17
371	I'll suit up and join you in the dining module.	1.3645	0.04230	214	152	46	16
372	I feel underdressed.	1.3645	0.04383	214	155	40	19
373	Tuna meltdown tonight?	1.3628	0.04366	215	156	40	19
374	You could have just said you need space.	1.3628	0.04316	215	155	42	18
375	No, but it sure does make your back look big.	1.3619	0.04541	210	155	34	21
376	OK, OK, I'll clean the litter box, drama queen.	1.3619	0.04335	210	151	42	17
377	You mean I literally suck all the air out of the room?	1.3619	0.04640	210	157	30	23
378	How were things at Monsanto today?	1.3619	0.04283	210	150	44	16
379	Worried about the Flu bug?	1.3619	0.03588	210	138	68	4
380	Ok, you win. We'll go organic.	1.3619	0.04490	210	154	36	20
381	So your profile said you're from Venus?	1.3619	0.04175	210	148	48	14
382	You really weren't kidding about the chili!	1.3606	0.04255	208	148	45	15
383	I hope it tastes better than it smells	1.3606	0.04200	208	147	47	14
384	You look radiant this evening.	1.3606	0.04363	208	150	41	17
385	How's the news filter working this evening?	1.3606	0.04416	208	151	39	18
386	If you're fixing that for me, I'm not hungry.	1.3606	0.04363	208	150	41	17
387	I usually just use an apron.	1.3606	0.04255	208	148	45	15
388	Hon, did you get your hair done or something?	1.3606	0.03793	208	140	61	7
389	Can I play with your knobs?	1.3606	0.04468	208	152	37	19
390	How's my mail-order bride from Chernobyl doing?	1.3606	0.04520	208	153	35	20
391	I feel like we're in a toxic relationship.	1.3606	0.04088	208	145	51	12
392	Weren't you wearing that same outfit yesterday?	1.3606	0.04309	208	149	43	16
393	I get it. You want your own space.	1.3589	0.04184	209	148	47	14
394	Wouldn't a divorce be easier?	1.3589	0.04072	209	146	51	12
395	On second thought, maybe we don’t have to invite my mother over for dinner.	1.3575	0.04373	207	150	40	17
396	That's not the way Mother made it.	1.3575	0.04684	207	156	28	23
397	Not everything has to be rocket science.	1.3575	0.04531	207	153	34	20
398	Promise you'll take it off as soon as Trump is impeached?	1.3575	0.04684	207	156	28	23
399	So, are we trying something new tonight?	1.3575	0.04209	207	147	46	14
400	Wow, dinner! One small step for mankind.	1.3575	0.04531	207	153	34	20
401	This dinner better be out of this world.	1.3575	0.04264	207	148	44	15
402	You know I said, "Mild", right?	1.3575	0.04373	207	150	40	17
403	Chernobyl chicken again?	1.3575	0.04319	207	149	42	16
404	Another recipe from the hazmat cookbook?	1.3575	0.04153	207	146	48	13
405	Mother loves it when you use her recipe.	1.3575	0.04153	207	146	48	13
406	Wouldn’t it just be easier to get rid of that Teflon frying pan?	1.3575	0.04426	207	151	38	18
407	Do you need some space?	1.3561	0.04401	205	149	39	17
408	Sometimes you’re in your own little world.	1.3561	0.04455	205	150	37	18
409	So you're going to keep that on for the next four years?	1.3561	0.04665	205	154	29	22
410	Over medium, it's not rocket science	1.3561	0.04235	205	146	45	14
411	I'm getting the feeling that you want more space.	1.3561	0.04508	205	151	35	19
412	My therapist suggests that we should talk about our intimacy issues	1.3561	0.04235	205	146	45	14
413	I think you should stop watching the news.	1.3561	0.04235	205	146	45	14
414	Maybe not THAT spicy.	1.3561	0.04178	205	145	47	13
415	Another recipe from the Chernobyl Cookbook?	1.3561	0.04346	205	148	41	16
416	Did you wash your hands?	1.3558	0.04512	208	154	34	20
417	What are you cooking up for the press tonight, Kellyanne?	1.3558	0.04461	208	153	36	19
418	That's one giant crepe for mankind.	1.3529	0.04356	204	148	40	16
419	I see you're using your mother's recipe again.	1.3529	0.04244	204	146	44	14
420	I'm sorry... I didn't bring protection.	1.3529	0.04573	204	152	32	20
421	Meth again???	1.3529	0.04677	204	154	28	22
422	I'm sensing you need space.	1.3529	0.04244	204	146	44	14
423	I'm getting the feeling that you need some space.	1.3529	0.04411	204	149	38	17
424	Wouldn't a vent hood and fan be better?	1.3529	0.04244	204	146	44	14
425	You know, maybe I'm not so hungry after all.	1.3529	0.04411	204	149	38	17
426	I promise to stop talking about politics.	1.3529	0.04573	204	152	32	20
427	You're seriously wearing that for the next four years?	1.3515	0.04761	202	154	25	23
428	Do I need red, white, or flame retardant with this tonight?	1.3515	0.04709	202	153	27	22
429	I liked "The Martian" too but I prefer a nice pinot and your French maid outfit.	1.3515	0.04603	202	151	31	20
430	Ok so I voted for Trump. Does that make me a disease?	1.3515	0.04761	202	154	25	23
431	Aren't you going to drink your Tang?	1.3515	0.04495	202	149	35	18
432	Why don't I prep the onions next time?	1.3515	0.04328	202	146	41	15
433	Couldn't we just install an exhaust fan?	1.3515	0.03781	202	137	59	6
434	Oh, but I can't have a sports car.	1.3515	0.04384	202	147	39	16
435	Are you going to drink your wine?	1.3515	0.04440	202	148	37	17
436	I see you're going with the nuclear option.	1.3515	0.04495	202	149	35	18
437	So you've heard about the new head of the EPA.	1.3515	0.04813	202	155	23	24
438	Have you done something new with your hair?	1.3515	0.04384	202	147	39	16
439	If you don't want to make liver and onions for me, just say so.	1.3515	0.04328	202	146	41	15
440	'ya takin' off after dinner?	1.3515	0.04384	202	147	39	16
441	No, it doesn't make your butt look fat.	1.3515	0.04270	202	145	43	14
442	You used to think I was a breath of fresh air.	1.3515	0.03972	202	140	53	9
443	You look nice tonight.	1.3515	0.04440	202	148	37	17
444	Fine, next time I'll buy organic	1.3515	0.04603	202	151	31	20
445	I need some space.	1.3515	0.04270	202	145	43	14
446	The doctor said the flatulence should stop in about a week	1.3495	0.04535	206	154	32	20
447	I should have been more specific when I suggested role-playing.	1.3483	0.04279	201	145	42	14
448	It's not THAT spicy.	1.3483	0.04162	201	143	46	12
449	So, basically, that's the difference between jalapeños and habañeros.	1.3483	0.04394	201	147	38	16
450	So you're saying it's like we're from different planets?	1.3483	0.04394	201	147	38	16
451	New suit?	1.3483	0.04279	201	145	42	14
452	I prefer the George Foreman grill to this new Buzz Aldrin one.	1.3483	0.04450	201	148	36	17
453	What do you mean you need some space?	1.3483	0.04394	201	147	38	16
454	A French maid's costume is easier.	1.3483	0.03851	201	138	56	7
455	I'll try anything once. Why do you ask?	1.3483	0.04450	201	148	36	17
456	Your 3-bean chili again?	1.3483	0.04394	201	147	38	16
457	I know, I know. I suck the oxygen out of the room.	1.3483	0.04279	201	145	42	14
458	I didn't know NASA put out a cook book.	1.3483	0.04101	201	142	48	11
459	So you think our relationship is toxic?!	1.3483	0.04506	201	149	34	18
460	You don't like the new aftershave then?	1.3483	0.04561	201	150	32	19
461	Shall I slip into something more uncomfortable?	1.3467	0.04592	199	149	31	19
462	Is there something about this meal that your not telling me?	1.3467	0.04247	199	143	43	13
463	Did you get a haircut?	1.3467	0.04701	199	151	27	21
464	Why don't you just say you want a Divorce?!!!	1.3467	0.04480	199	147	35	17
465	I liked your barefoot Contessa look better.	1.3467	0.04247	199	143	43	13
466	Lighten up, Margaret. It's only herpes.	1.3467	0.04126	199	141	47	11
467	You haven't said anything about my new cologne...	1.3467	0.04307	199	144	41	14
468	You could just tell me you have a headache you know.	1.3467	0.04247	199	143	43	13
469	Honey, please, I meant 'spacey' in a good way.	1.3467	0.04187	199	142	45	12
470	No, no, no...I said 'poisson,' it's French for fish.	1.3467	0.04423	199	146	37	16
471	Are you sure gluten is airborne?	1.3467	0.04647	199	150	29	20
472	You must be making something out of this world.	1.3467	0.04423	199	146	37	16
473	What I hear you saying is that you need some space.	1.3467	0.04480	199	147	35	17
474	So, we agree your cooking stinks?	1.3434	0.04490	198	147	34	17
475	That's one small omelet for man.	1.3434	0.04547	198	148	32	18
476	Honey, they're just onions	1.3434	0.04071	198	140	48	10
477	Are we expecting my mother for dinner?	1.3434	0.04256	198	143	42	13
478	Was it the beans?	1.3434	0.04375	198	145	38	15
479	I thought preparing to go to Mars after the election was just talk.	1.3434	0.04547	198	148	32	18
480	'It's the name of a book ...you're not really from Venus.'	1.3434	0.04195	198	142	44	12
481	Can't you just wear one of those pink hats like the other women?	1.3434	0.04433	198	146	36	16
482	Is there something you're not telling me?	1.3434	0.04195	198	142	44	12
483	It won't work. News about Trump is bound to get in.	1.3434	0.04490	198	147	34	17
484	So does this Mars lifestyle experiment extend to the bedroom?	1.3434	0.04603	198	149	30	19
485	Wouldn't it be easier to install a smoke alarm?	1.3434	0.04316	198	144	40	14
486	See you heard they confirmed the new EPA chief today.	1.3434	0.04490	198	147	34	17
487	Seriously, how fast do you think climate change happens?	1.3434	0.04316	198	144	40	14
488	Do you plan on wearing that for the next four years?	1.3434	0.04767	198	152	24	22
489	I'm sorry I called your cooking toxic. Let it go.	1.3434	0.04603	198	149	30	19
490	Somehow I feel strangely aroused	1.3434	0.03943	198	138	52	8
491	How much Sriracha did you put in there?	1.3434	0.04316	198	144	40	14
492	I'm just saying, there might be such a thing as too spicy.	1.3385	0.04291	195	142	40	13
493	Don't make liver and onions just for me.	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
494	So you decided to go with my mom's recipe after all?	1.3385	0.04229	195	141	42	12
495	I'm just saying I don't bring my work home with me.	1.3385	0.04229	195	141	42	12
496	That's one small step for manicotti...	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
497	Can I have your wine?	1.3385	0.04166	195	140	44	11
498	You could just ask that I use a different cologne.	1.3385	0.04037	195	138	48	9
499	So, anything new going on at the EPA?	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
500	I don't think you have to take the little drawing on the salsa bottle literally.	1.3385	0.04472	195	145	34	16
501	Honey, don't you think you've taken the gluten sensitivity thing far enough?	1.3385	0.04472	195	145	34	16
502	And you don't see this as a manifestation of your emotional unavailability?	1.3385	0.04352	195	143	38	14
503	If you don't like cilantro, just say so.	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
504	Whatever you're cooking, looks radiant.	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
505	How many drinks have you had? You're wearing the vacuum cleaner and burning the eggs!	1.3385	0.04759	195	150	24	21
506	This gives a whole new meaning to nuclear family.	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
507	Earth to Brenda.	1.3385	0.04472	195	145	34	16
508	What new life insurance policy?	1.3385	0.04413	195	144	36	15
509	Should I be worried?	1.3384	0.04124	198	142	45	11
510	I hope you noticed that I don't bring MY work home.	1.3384	0.04365	198	146	37	15
511	If I say I'm sorry I voted for him will you end this charade?	1.3384	0.04594	198	150	29	19
512	If you need more space, just tell me.	1.3384	0.04306	198	145	39	14
513	I thought that after we got married you would stop wearing that.	1.3351	0.04541	194	146	31	17
514	Honey why don't we just throw out the old Teflon pan	1.3351	0.04361	194	143	37	14
515	So, you've decided to try my mother's recipe?	1.3351	0.04541	194	146	31	17
516	You could've just told me you had a headache.	1.3351	0.03840	194	135	53	6
517	Good grief, honey. They're only carbs.	1.3351	0.04422	194	144	35	15
518	How come you've just made enough for one?	1.3351	0.04422	194	144	35	15
519	Something tells me that dinner is going to be out of this world.	1.3351	0.04482	194	145	33	16
520	I thought it was only my laugh that was infectious.	1.3351	0.04422	194	144	35	15
521	I need some space.	1.3351	0.04044	194	138	47	9
522	Is MY mother coming to dinner tonight?	1.3351	0.04482	194	145	33	16
523	It's just an onion.	1.3351	0.04715	194	149	25	20
524	Should I ask?	1.3333	0.04327	192	141	38	13
525	what exactly is this 'secret ingredient' you've been bragging about??	1.3333	0.04572	192	145	30	17
526	O.K. This is the last time I'll ask for liver and onions.	1.3333	0.04134	192	138	44	10
527	Is this your way of avoiding sex after dinner?	1.3333	0.04199	192	139	42	11
528	I think we need to talk about you taking your work home.	1.3333	0.04512	192	144	32	16
529	You've got to stop bringing your work home with you	1.3333	0.04451	192	143	34	15
530	This is just a wild guess, but is that an "I need some space" suit?	1.3333	0.04512	192	144	32	16
531	Trying another one of your mother's recipes, I see.	1.3333	0.04690	192	147	26	19
532	We could get an air purifier instead of a divorce.	1.3333	0.04390	192	142	36	14
533	You didnt mind cooking burgers for me when we were dating, Miss Vegan	1.3333	0.04134	192	138	44	10
534	Mmmm, that smells out of this world!	1.3316	0.04492	193	145	32	16
535	Eggs and meth?	1.3298	0.04336	191	141	37	13
536	Okay, okay, we'll go out.	1.3298	0.04583	191	145	29	17
537	Mom wants to know if we've thought about having kids	1.3298	0.04643	191	146	27	18
538	I want out of this toxic relationship.	1.3298	0.04272	191	140	39	12
539	I feel like you're taking this Mars and Venus thing a little too far.	1.3298	0.04005	191	136	47	8
540	So that's a no on my new cologne?	1.3298	0.04336	191	141	37	13
541	How 'bout we make this the last time we have lutefisk?	1.3298	0.04399	191	142	35	14
542	This is exactly what I meant when I said you were being too defensive.	1.3298	0.04461	191	143	33	15
543	Thanks, hon. Oh, and could you also iron a few shirts before your mission?	1.3298	0.04522	191	144	31	16
544	Fukushima fish fry?	1.3298	0.04272	191	140	39	12
545	So... what kind of underwear do you have on?	1.3298	0.04522	191	144	31	16
546	You could have just left the peanuts out of the recipe.	1.3298	0.04141	191	138	43	10
547	Not quite what I meant by role-playing...	1.3298	0.04272	191	140	39	12
548	So what? It's just a day past the expiration date.	1.3298	0.04005	191	136	47	8
549	Point made; I promise to buy some BEANO today.	1.3298	0.04461	191	143	33	15
550	Have you been reading the package ingredients again?	1.3298	0.04702	191	147	25	19
551	I guess pretending you're on the moon is cheaper than actually moving to Canada.	1.3298	0.04461	191	143	33	15
552	Thanks, but I would like for you to taste it first	1.3280	0.04364	189	140	36	13
553	Are you okay, honey? You seem a little spacey.	1.3280	0.04299	189	139	38	12
554	Spicier!	1.3280	0.04553	189	143	30	16
555	Throw away that old teflon pan, already!	1.3280	0.04675	189	145	26	18
556	Rhonda once again tries shame Bert into repairing the exhaust fan.	1.3280	0.04615	189	144	28	17
557	You know I'd help, but I just needed to decompress first.	1.3280	0.04364	189	140	36	13
558	Nice boots.	1.3280	0.04491	189	142	32	15
559	The atmosphere around here is toxic.	1.3280	0.04491	189	142	32	15
560	I wish you would stop bringing your work home.	1.3280	0.04428	189	141	34	14
561	Mm, Is that Polonium I smell?	1.3280	0.04299	189	139	38	12
562	Honey, sometimes I feel like we are leading separate lives..	1.3280	0.04299	189	139	38	12
563	What do you expect if you keep feeding me cabbage and beans?	1.3280	0.04615	189	144	28	17
564	You promised you wouldn't go nuclear.	1.3280	0.04491	189	142	32	15
565	You say toxic, I say savory	1.3280	0.04364	189	140	36	13
566	Just the wine for me, thanks.	1.3280	0.04233	189	138	40	11
567	Easy on the plutonium .	1.3280	0.04553	189	143	30	16
568	That outfit still gets me going.	1.3280	0.04233	189	138	40	11
569	That makes you look fat.	1.3245	0.04625	188	144	27	17
570	Did you spend all day on the CDC's website again?	1.3245	0.04307	188	139	37	12
571	Then don't make fish.	1.3226	0.04466	186	140	32	14
572	There's something different about you, honey. New haircut?	1.3226	0.04595	186	142	28	16
573	You're really taking this bird flu thing too far.	1.3226	0.03602	186	128	56	2
574	I see last night's argument is still on the table too.	1.3226	0.04267	186	137	38	11
575	Doesn't "Hot" food normally refer to either temperature or spices?	1.3226	0.04401	186	139	34	13
576	If you don’t want to have sex, you could just say so.	1.3226	0.03985	186	133	46	7
577	What do you mean you need space?	1.3226	0.04401	186	139	34	13
578	Hey, I got an idea. How about we eat out tonight?	1.3226	0.04595	186	142	28	16
579	Why don't you just make it without the onions?	1.3226	0.04198	186	136	40	10
580	Let me guess... Limburger Helper!	1.3226	0.04531	186	141	30	15
581	Ok! I get the message. I'll call the guy to fix the vent.	1.3226	0.04267	186	137	38	11
582	I can only imagine the protection we're going to use for after dinner.	1.3226	0.04720	186	144	24	18
583	I'm pretty sure the recipe calls for plantains, not plutonium.	1.3226	0.04658	186	143	26	17
584	Can you change the twins' diapers while you're at it?	1.3226	0.04466	186	140	32	14
585	Are you sure the recipe called for pepper spray?	1.3226	0.04466	186	140	32	14
586	Think I will pass on dinner tonight.	1.3226	0.04401	186	139	34	13
587	You wouldn't be trying to poison me again, would you?	1.3226	0.04531	186	141	30	15
588	Can I offer you some TANG?	1.3226	0.04057	186	134	44	8
589	Where should I pour your drink?	1.3226	0.04901	186	147	18	21
590	Honey, we had meth for breakfast yesterday.	1.3209	0.04758	187	146	22	19
591	Everyone has their own approach to the next four years. Mine is alcohol.	1.3189	0.04476	185	140	31	14
592	And don't let the peas touch the carrots, okay?	1.3189	0.04409	185	139	33	13
593	Another glass of Tang, dear?	1.3189	0.04342	185	138	35	12
594	I only shook hands with Trump! I'm sure I'm not infected.	1.3189	0.04476	185	140	31	14
595	Is this a family recipe?	1.3189	0.04668	185	143	25	17
596	Thank God the virus didn't stop you from cooking.	1.3189	0.04541	185	141	29	15
597	I guess it's really over when we can't even breathe the same air anymore.	1.3189	0.04731	185	144	23	18
598	Since you've landed my dear, it's no longer necessary to follow the NASA rules for keeping kosher.	1.3189	0.03915	185	132	47	6
599	Okay, you're from Venus. Heading back tonight?	1.3189	0.04342	185	138	35	12
600	I just need a little space.	1.3189	0.04409	185	139	33	13
601	Susan, you've made your point, I'll stop eating chili.	1.3189	0.04605	185	142	27	16
602	You remember wanting me to remind you when you're being passive aggressive, right?	1.3172	0.04389	186	140	33	13
603	'Whatever you're cooking smells out of this world."	1.3169	0.04439	183	138	32	13
604	Chernobyl chicken again?	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
605	Our relationship is suffocating you? Is that it?	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
606	Wouldn't a splatter screen have been easier?	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
607	Okay, okay. I got it. I'll shower tonight.	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
608	I guess I'm too late to peel the onions.	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
609	I'm getting a little nervous about this chili.	1.3169	0.04231	183	135	38	10
610	Making those Mars bars again?	1.3169	0.04086	183	133	42	8
611	What's nukin'?	1.3169	0.04370	183	137	34	12
612	I sense space between us.	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
613	So, where you off to today?	1.3169	0.04572	183	140	28	15
614	Are you going to wear that for the next four years?	1.3169	0.04506	183	139	30	14
615	You act like we don't even breathe the same air.	1.3169	0.04439	183	138	32	13
616	If you can't stand the heat,...	1.3169	0.04765	183	143	22	18
617	Yes, I’m wearing that new cologne by Trump. Why?	1.3169	0.04439	183	138	32	13
618	Should I be suspicious?	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
619	I believe the recipe said 'exotic', not 'toxic' dear.........	1.3169	0.04572	183	140	28	15
620	I'd settle for a toxic relationship.	1.3169	0.04439	183	138	32	13
621	Making your killer chili again?	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
622	You don't have to follow my mom's recipe exactly.	1.3169	0.04506	183	139	30	14
623	I'm guessing you need some space this evening?	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
624	So, should I be mixing up the Tang?	1.3169	0.04637	183	141	26	16
625	Honey, I think you're taking this "nuclear family" thing a bit too far.	1.3152	0.04350	184	138	34	12
626	Just double the recipe, it's not rocket science.	1.3132	0.04647	182	141	25	16
627	Between changing diapers and fish night, I think the investment in that suit has really paid off.	1.3132	0.04647	182	141	25	16
628	I vote we keep the nuclear threat off the table.	1.3132	0.04447	182	138	31	13
629	If you didn't want to make liver and onions why didn't you just say so.	1.3132	0.04447	182	138	31	13
630	Fish again?	1.3132	0.04378	182	137	33	12
631	I see you caught that Monsanto documentary.	1.3132	0.04378	182	137	33	12
632	Someone feeling astro-naughty tonight?	1.3132	0.04378	182	137	33	12
633	"Is this in response to my saying, 'Surprise me'"?	1.3115	0.04146	183	135	39	9
634	Really Alice? I ask for liver and onions once a year on my birthday.	1.3111	0.04190	180	133	38	9
635	If you'd rather not make me liver and onions, just say so.	1.3111	0.04407	180	136	32	12
636	If you don't want to use my mother's recipe, why don't you just say so?	1.3111	0.04336	180	135	34	11
637	If you didn't want to make me liver and onions, you could have just said so.	1.3111	0.04407	180	136	32	12
638	I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.	1.3111	0.04477	180	137	30	13
639	Admitting your cooking is a health hazard is the first step.	1.3111	0.04546	180	138	28	14
640	It's only liver and onions.	1.3111	0.04336	180	135	34	11
641	Why do you always get to wear the suit?	1.3111	0.04680	180	140	24	16
642	To be honest, that suit does make you look fat.	1.3111	0.04680	180	140	24	16
643	No, I don’t think it makes you look fat.	1.3111	0.04613	180	139	26	15
644	Reading the EPA website again?	1.3111	0.04613	180	139	26	15
645	Did you just finish reading, "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus"?	1.3111	0.03802	180	128	48	4
646	So how was your day?	1.3111	0.04336	180	135	34	11
647	You know, if you didn't fry everything I might not have as much gas.	1.3111	0.04613	180	139	26	15
648	Aren't you going to be late for liftoff?	1.3111	0.04407	180	136	32	12
649	OK. Give me that phone number for the exhaust hood repairman one more time.	1.3111	0.04264	180	134	36	10
650	You'd make a great chef in a restaurant with no atmosphere	1.3111	0.04546	180	138	28	14
651	Trying one of my Mother's recipes was just a suggestion.	1.3111	0.04264	180	134	36	10
652	And what thing has Facebook told you to be afraid of today?	1.3111	0.04477	180	137	30	13
653	You knew I liked fried cabbage when you married me.	1.3111	0.04190	180	133	38	9
654	Theil has a bunker, you have a hazmat suit, but I'm sticking with red wine and denial.	1.3111	0.04746	180	141	22	17
655	Exactly how much more space do you need?	1.3111	0.04264	180	134	36	10
656	On second thought, I don't think I'm hungry.	1.3111	0.04477	180	137	30	13
657	I guess you really are from Venus.	1.3094	0.04386	181	137	32	12
658	Then why make it so easy to push your buttons?	1.3094	0.04591	181	140	26	15
659	Esther, darling, we're Reform Jews. You don't need to wear that outfit every time you cook bacon for me.	1.3094	0.04455	181	138	30	13
660	This is not what I meant when I asked for more space	1.3094	0.04097	181	133	40	8
661	Ever since your mission you've been a bit... distant.	1.3094	0.04455	181	138	30	13
662	You make the best yellowcake.	1.3094	0.04658	181	141	24	16
663	I know it's my mom's recipe Helen, but do you have to be so dramatic?	1.3073	0.04555	179	138	27	14
664	At least your willing to try my mother's recipe.	1.3073	0.04485	179	137	29	13
665	You wouldn't know it, but your cooking stinks.	1.3073	0.04485	179	137	29	13
666	I feel as if we're drifting apart.	1.3073	0.04415	179	136	31	12
667	I don't think you can absorb carbs through your skin.	1.3073	0.04691	179	140	23	16
668	Going out?	1.3073	0.04343	179	135	33	11
669	Can't stand the heat?	1.3073	0.04343	179	135	33	11
670	"Haz-mat-touille" again?	1.3073	0.04343	179	135	33	11
671	Wouldn't it be easier to just buy organic?	1.3073	0.04623	179	139	25	15
672	Are you OK? You seem a little spacey.	1.3073	0.04485	179	137	29	13
673	Sometimes I feel like you're from another planet.	1.3073	0.04555	179	138	27	14
674	Why are you asking about my life insurance?	1.3051	0.04222	177	132	36	9
675	I guess you heard who he chose to head the FDA.	1.3051	0.04724	177	139	22	16
676	It's these intimate moments that I cherish.	1.3051	0.04444	177	135	30	12
677	I believe it's OK if vegetarians smell pork chops.	1.3051	0.04444	177	135	30	12
678	You always take this 'silent treatment' to the extreme.	1.3051	0.04656	177	138	24	15
679	Shall I pour you some more Tang?	1.3051	0.04444	177	135	30	12
680	Maybe we should lighten up on the habanero.	1.3051	0.04297	177	133	34	10
681	Once again, I'm sorry I didn't buy organic onions.	1.3051	0.04516	177	136	28	13
682	You know the flu vaccine is shown to be effective too, right?	1.3051	0.04222	177	132	36	9
683	So, I guess I can drink your wine too.	1.3051	0.03987	177	129	42	6
684	Okay, fine, but I'm NOT drinking Tang with dinner!	1.3051	0.04516	177	136	28	13
685	Honey, why don't you slip into that white hazmat suit number after dinner.	1.3051	0.04516	177	136	28	13
686	You have to come out for the wine at some point.	1.3051	0.04586	177	137	26	14
687	I'm sensing that you need more personal space.	1.3051	0.04297	177	133	34	10
688	Come on. You said I could vote for anyone I wanted.	1.3051	0.04444	177	135	30	12
689	C'mon Houston, let's talk about our problem.	1.3051	0.04371	177	134	32	11
690	yeah - well, let me tell you about MY day.	1.3051	0.04067	177	130	40	7
691	Thank you so much for moving to Beijing with me.	1.3051	0.04371	177	134	32	11
692	We never talk anymore.	1.3051	0.04371	177	134	32	11
693	I thought you were using the microwave when you said you were Nuking it.	1.3034	0.04350	178	135	32	11
694	That's one small step for man, one giant leap for meatloaf.	1.3034	0.04276	178	134	34	10
695	Honey, if you can't stand the heat...	1.3034	0.04350	178	135	32	11
696	Something you'd like to tell me?	1.3034	0.03888	178	129	44	5
697	You need to stop alienating me, Alice.	1.3011	0.04303	176	133	33	10
698	Frankly, I preferred your Barefoot Contessa phase.	1.3011	0.04595	176	137	25	14
699	Wouldn't it be easier to clean the stove.	1.3011	0.04665	176	138	23	15
700	Dressing for the job you want?	1.3011	0.04150	176	131	37	8
701	Dress for the job you have not the job you want	1.3011	0.04524	176	136	27	13
702	And you think it'll be safe to eat?	1.3011	0.04452	176	135	29	12
703	Okay, so I shouldn't have bought us a Trump steak for dinner.	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
704	Lemme guess - a bad air day.	1.3011	0.04524	176	136	27	13
705	Don't we have a spatter screen?	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
706	Maybe a little breathing room wasn’t all we needed.	1.3011	0.04303	176	133	33	10
707	So you found a little mold under the sink.	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
708	How about slipping into something more comfortable after dinner?	1.3011	0.04071	176	130	39	7
709	OK, I'll never ask for the liver and onions again...	1.3011	0.04150	176	131	37	8
710	I think I prefer the ten-foot pole.	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
711	Not true. The last time I requested liver and onions was TWO YEARS ago!	1.3011	0.04150	176	131	37	8
712	OK, can we vent about this after dinner?	1.3011	0.04303	176	133	33	10
713	If you can't stand the heat, you could just get out of the kitchen.	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
714	That's one small meal for a man.	1.3011	0.04452	176	135	29	12
715	Do you have to pull out the hazmat suit every time my mother visits?	1.3011	0.04071	176	130	39	7
716	And your plan for his next 100 days?	1.3011	0.04803	176	140	19	17
717	Don't you think you're taking this "own space" thing a little too far?	1.3011	0.04071	176	130	39	7
718	A lot of people cook liver and onions without all the drama.	1.3011	0.04227	176	132	35	9
719	You could've just poisoned the wine.	1.3011	0.04524	176	136	27	13
720	I'm telling you: somehow today's news from the White House is going to get in there.	1.3011	0.04595	176	137	25	14
721	I'm guessing you either need your own space or we need to clear the air.	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
722	Dinner smells out of this world.	1.3011	0.04378	176	134	31	11
723	So are men the only thing you are allergic to?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
724	I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you.	1.2989	0.04253	174	131	34	9
725	Why do I feel like part of a large experiment?	1.2989	0.04482	174	134	28	12
726	It's like you're a million miles away.	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
727	This is supposed to be healthier?	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
728	I don't think this is what the marriage counselor had in mind when she said to spice things up with role play.	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
729	Ok! I voted for him. But how will a quarantine help?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
730	So the recipe said it would take your breath away.	1.2989	0.04555	174	135	26	13
731	You know, hon, you don't have to start dinner the moment you get home from work.	1.2989	0.04253	174	131	34	9
732	Well, you shouldn't have asked me what I wanted.	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
733	I feel we've lost a certain closeness	1.2989	0.04482	174	134	28	12
734	NOW can you stand the heat?	1.2989	0.04555	174	135	26	13
735	Sure, now you can stand the heat.	1.2989	0.04175	174	130	36	8
736	If you don't like my mom's recipe for fried cabbage, just say so.	1.2989	0.04175	174	130	36	8
737	Let's clear the air.	1.2989	0.04482	174	134	28	12
738	Does this Chardonnay go with polonium?	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
739	Fine, I'll buy organic next time.	1.2989	0.04555	174	135	26	13
740	Let me guess, Chernobyl Chicken?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
741	Three alarm chili, again?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
742	Marilyn, it's time we talked about your OCD.	1.2989	0.04628	174	136	24	14
743	I think I'll skip dinner and just have a few more drinks.	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
744	Is there something you're not telling me?	1.2989	0.04253	174	131	34	9
745	OK, I voted for him. But isn't this a little extreme?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
746	The flu shot really doesn't hurt, you know.	1.2989	0.03843	174	126	44	4
747	You could have just told me you're not in the mood.	1.2989	0.04253	174	131	34	9
748	On second thought, I'd rather eat out.	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
749	I assume I've annoyed you once again.	1.2989	0.04482	174	134	28	12
750	Green eggs and ham again?	1.2989	0.04628	174	136	24	14
751	Bad day at the lab?	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
752	This is the last time I ask a vegan to cook eggs.	1.2989	0.04555	174	135	26	13
753	Well, how much space do you need?	1.2989	0.04094	174	129	38	7
754	I thought I smelled liver and onions.	1.2989	0.04094	174	129	38	7
755	I'm starting to miss the pink pussy hat.	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
756	OK honey you finish the eggs and I'll pour you another Tang	1.2989	0.04555	174	135	26	13
757	This fume blanc should pair nicely with the toxic notes	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
758	So what's tonight's nuclear option?	1.2989	0.04175	174	130	36	8
759	Honey, you're taking the Star Wars Cookbook a little too seriously...	1.2989	0.04628	174	136	24	14
760	Your therapist thinks our marriage is toxic?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
761	Are you mad at me?	1.2989	0.04331	174	132	32	10
762	When will the nuclear option be on the table?	1.2948	0.04489	173	134	27	12
763	OK, OK, No more beans for me.	1.2948	0.04259	173	131	33	9
764	I ate at the office.	1.2948	0.04563	173	135	25	13
765	You're sucking all the air out of this conversation.	1.2948	0.04337	173	132	31	10
766	Still with the subtle hints that I should quit smoking.	1.2948	0.04489	173	134	27	12
767	I coughed one time.	1.2948	0.04414	173	133	29	11
768	Yes, honey, next time I'll buy organic.	1.2948	0.04179	173	130	35	8
769	Maybe we should just go back to real butter.	1.2948	0.04259	173	131	33	9
770	When I said I needed "space".... I didn't think you'd take it this far!	1.2948	0.04179	173	130	35	8
771	...OK, that was me!	1.2948	0.04414	173	133	29	11
772	Is that a new recipe from the Breaking Bad cookbook?	1.2948	0.04489	173	134	27	12
773	Are the germophobe anonymous meetings working?	1.2948	0.04708	173	137	21	15
774	Honey is the meth ready? Th guys are gonna be here any minute.	1.2948	0.04636	173	136	23	14
775	I can't help but think our evenings were a little more romantic before Trump gutted the F.D.A.	1.2948	0.04636	173	136	23	14
776	I said your cooking was bad; I didn't say it was hazardous.	1.2948	0.04414	173	133	29	11
777	Lydia, if you need your space, you can just tell me.	1.2948	0.04337	173	132	31	10
778	No, I will not pretend to be George Jetson tonight.	1.2948	0.04636	173	136	23	14
779	I don't think the duck calls for agent orange	1.2948	0.04179	173	130	35	8
780	Be honest - is the commute starting to wear on you?	1.2948	0.04179	173	130	35	8
781	Oh, so there is gluten in the air now too?	1.2948	0.04489	173	134	27	12
782	Have you ever thought about a splatter screen.	1.2948	0.04179	173	130	35	8
783	So you're saying you just need a little breathing room.	1.2948	0.04259	173	131	33	9
784	Sometimes it feels like I'm living with someone from a completely different planet.	1.2948	0.04489	173	134	27	12
785	Are you planning on wearing that for the next four years?	1.2948	0.04563	173	135	25	13
786	Are you making that to go?	1.2948	0.04563	173	135	25	13
787	Should I be concerned?	1.2948	0.04337	173	132	31	10
788	Is it the cologne?	1.2924	0.04365	171	131	30	10
789	No. I'm not flattering you. You really look out of this world.	1.2924	0.04285	171	130	32	9
790	All I said was that it doesn't inspire confidence.	1.2924	0.04520	171	133	26	12
791	Honey, it's only an expression your mother used. I don't really 'suck all the air out of the room.'	1.2924	0.04443	171	132	28	11
792	You know, there is such a thing as being TOO careful...	1.2924	0.04443	171	132	28	11
793	I just feel we've lost our intimacy.	1.2924	0.04520	171	133	26	12
794	“Toxic relationship” doesn’t mean what you think it means.	1.2924	0.04365	171	131	30	10
795	Not sure I agree that if you smell bacon you're no longer a vegan.	1.2924	0.04885	171	138	16	17
796	It's only the first month of Trump's presidency. Try to pace yourself.	1.2924	0.04595	171	134	24	13
797	I miss the EPA.	1.2924	0.04595	171	134	24	13
798	Flu season has arrived!	1.2924	0.03586	171	122	48	1
799	How would you feel if I wore one of your dresses to mow the lawn?	1.2924	0.04595	171	134	24	13
800	So, how long have you been living in Flint?	1.2924	0.04595	171	134	24	13
801	I know you said you needed space, but this is going to far.	1.2924	0.04443	171	132	28	11
802	Is this about my farts?	1.2924	0.04365	171	131	30	10
803	Do you smell gas?	1.2924	0.04520	171	133	26	12
804	You really think you can get sick from second hand bacon smoke?	1.2899	0.04312	169	129	31	9
805	'So, hey babe, you still mad at me?"	1.2899	0.04472	169	131	27	11
806	We can't not talk about the election forever.	1.2899	0.04627	169	133	23	13
807	I do not like green eggs and ham.	1.2899	0.04627	169	133	23	13
808	... understand you promised mom to taste it.	1.2899	0.04146	169	127	35	7
809	Technically, you are still in the United States.	1.2899	0.04230	169	128	33	8
810	I think a divorce would be simpler, Jane.	1.2899	0.03972	169	125	39	5
811	I just need some space.	1.2899	0.04146	169	127	35	7
812	Maybe you should go a bit easier on the garlic.	1.2899	0.04146	169	127	35	7
813	Thanks for agreeing to another date despite the flatulence incident.	1.2899	0.04393	169	130	29	10
814	Wouldn't it be easier to just replace the teflon pan?	1.2899	0.04472	169	131	27	11
815	I promise never to ask for liver and onions again.	1.2899	0.04472	169	131	27	11
816	You could have just said, "No."	1.2899	0.04472	169	131	27	11
817	After dinner, let's get some fresh air.	1.2899	0.04551	169	132	25	12
818	But you made Ebola last night.	1.2899	0.04703	169	134	21	14
819	I get it...you don't like liver and onions.	1.2899	0.04230	169	128	33	8
820	On the plus side, we're the only family in Chernobyl with locally grown produce.	1.2899	0.04551	169	132	25	12
821	Got it---I'll never request liver again.	1.2899	0.04146	169	127	35	7
822	I take it they were out of organic eggs?	1.2899	0.04627	169	133	23	13
823	I can't wait to see how you're planning to eat it.....	1.2899	0.04393	169	130	29	10
824	If you wanted more space, you should have just told me.	1.2899	0.04230	169	128	33	8
825	In what way am I creating a hostile atmosphere?	1.2899	0.04393	169	130	29	10
826	Come on, I don't ask you to cook fish that often!	1.2899	0.04551	169	132	25	12
827	Can't you just live in a bubble like everyone else?	1.2882	0.04527	170	133	25	12
828	What, exactly, IS for dinner?	1.2857	0.04234	168	128	32	8
829	Mother is only staying the week. No reason to invoke the nuclear option.	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
830	How spicy?	1.2857	0.04317	168	129	30	9
831	I don't think I've ever had shrimp with both EPA and FDA warnings.	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
832	Okay, you win. Where's the Listerine?	1.2857	0.04317	168	129	30	9
833	Honey, it's just a cold.	1.2857	0.04234	168	128	32	8
834	Geez, how many alarms does that chili have?	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
835	It smells delicious, but will it pair well with Tang?	1.2857	0.04479	168	131	26	11
836	New hairdo?	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
837	Is there something I should know about?	1.2857	0.04635	168	133	22	13
838	The range hood is easier.	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
839	Is the non-stick coating really worth it?	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
840	Honestly, that GMO bacon can't hurt you.	1.2857	0.04234	168	128	32	8
841	Okay, so you're feeling weightless and adrift. I get it now.	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
842	It looks like it's to die for, honey.	1.2857	0.04635	168	133	22	13
843	Why can't you just wash your hands like everyone else?	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
844	I'd like to propose a toast before we're toast.	1.2857	0.04317	168	129	30	9
845	Onions?	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
846	So I guess you heard my mom is coming for dinner.	1.2857	0.04479	168	131	26	11
847	Which allergy is it this week?	1.2857	0.04861	168	136	16	16
848	That's one small meal for a man.	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
849	Perhaps we should eat out.	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
850	Nuclear waste? Again?	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
851	What do you mean- 'no atmosphere'?	1.2857	0.04234	168	128	32	8
852	I have to be honest. It does make your butt look fat.	1.2857	0.04149	168	127	34	7
853	Don't go to any trouble just for me.	1.2857	0.04234	168	128	32	8
854	What if I wasn't the last man on Earth.	1.2857	0.04317	168	129	30	9
855	When Walter White wore that suit for "cooking," you know he didn't mean omelets, right?	1.2857	0.04635	168	133	22	13
856	Doris, you ARE a good mother. You don't need to MAKE the polio vaccine.	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
857	You made your point. I'll go see a gastroenterologist.	1.2857	0.04479	168	131	26	11
858	You said you needed some space.	1.2857	0.04479	168	131	26	11
859	When you called me "toxic," I thought you meant it figuratively.	1.2857	0.04479	168	131	26	11
860	In space, no one cares if you're gluten-free.	1.2857	0.04635	168	133	22	13
861	When I suggested role playing I was thinking of more exposed skin!	1.2857	0.04479	168	131	26	11
862	Did you catch any ghosts today?	1.2831	0.04668	166	132	21	13
863	Suit yourself	1.2831	0.04344	166	128	29	9
864	I see you're still bringing work home.	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
865	What kind of recipe calls for using water from Flint, Michigan?	1.2831	0.04084	166	125	35	6
866	Too many jalapenos?	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
867	Are you going to change for dinner or is that it?	1.2831	0.04084	166	125	35	6
868	Fusion, not fission.	1.2831	0.04428	166	129	27	10
869	Why don't you just leave out the habaneros?	1.2831	0.04259	166	127	31	8
870	I know you are vegan, so I appreciate you cooking my steak.	1.2831	0.04428	166	129	27	10
871	Is that for me?	1.2831	0.04428	166	129	27	10
872	Perhaps, I need to be more sensitive to your cooking allergy.	1.2831	0.04344	166	128	29	9
873	Wouldn't it be easier to just buy organic?	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
874	I love that you'll cook liver for me.	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
875	Perhaps we could pair it with Tang.	1.2831	0.04173	166	126	33	7
876	You could just get the vaccination.	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
877	Haggis again?	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
878	How am I going to get her bra off?	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
879	Just to be clear. You think I that I suck all the oxygen out of a room?	1.2831	0.04344	166	128	29	9
880	I know it was silent, but deadly?	1.2831	0.04822	166	134	17	15
881	And so another romantic dinner for two begins.	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
882	Fine, I'll stop saying "he's still our president."	1.2831	0.04589	166	131	23	12
883	If you didn't like my mother's recipe, you could have just said "No."	1.2831	0.04173	166	126	33	7
884	When you said you wanted to use protection if things heated up, this wasn't what I had in mind.	1.2831	0.04668	166	132	21	13
885	Note to self... change my dating profile from "looking for an out of this world cook" to "looking for a good cook"!!	1.2831	0.04173	166	126	33	7
886	Let me guess... gluten.	1.2831	0.04668	166	132	21	13
887	Why Don't You Slip Into Something A Little More Comfortable	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
888	It's just liver and onions. I like liver and onions. I don't see why you need to make such a deal about it.	1.2831	0.04084	166	125	35	6
889	Thanks for fixing me dinner, but how come you aren't having any ?	1.2831	0.04668	166	132	21	13
890	Honey, I was only kidding when I said your cooking tasted like hazardous waste.	1.2831	0.04428	166	129	27	10
891	Is this another snide comment on my personal hygiene?	1.2831	0.04259	166	127	31	8
892	I'm glad you're taking proper precautions after the flambe incident.	1.2831	0.04344	166	128	29	9
893	You could just leave out the garlic.	1.2831	0.04344	166	128	29	9
894	If you didn't want to make liver & onions you should have just said so	1.2831	0.03994	166	124	37	5
895	Take that thing off and have a drink. The EPA isn't shutting down until next week	1.2831	0.04509	166	130	25	11
896	I'm pretty sure that 'she sucks the oxygen out of the room' is just an expression.	1.2814	0.04485	167	131	25	11
897	Babe, thanks again for preparing liver and onions.	1.2788	0.03901	165	123	38	4
898	Am I wearing too much cologne?	1.2788	0.03994	165	124	36	5
899	Special sauce?	1.2788	0.04433	165	129	26	10
900	I absolutely adore this wine with your homemade meth.	1.2788	0.04516	165	130	24	11
901	Why don't you just buy non-GMO eggs?	1.2788	0.04349	165	128	28	9
902	Aren't you overdoing the silent treatment?	1.2788	0.04175	165	126	32	7
903	Remind me again: Is this diet for weight loss or weightlessness?	1.2788	0.04175	165	126	32	7
904	You take the comfort out of comfort food.	1.2788	0.04597	165	131	22	12
905	It suits you.	1.2788	0.04597	165	131	22	12
906	Let me guess liver and onions tonight.	1.2788	0.04175	165	126	32	7
907	We're out of Tang.	1.2788	0.04086	165	125	34	6
908	I'm not upset, I just feel you're avoiding me.	1.2788	0.04263	165	127	30	8
909	Polonium again?	1.2788	0.04597	165	131	22	12
910	Have you considered that moving to Canada might be more practical than moving to Mars?	1.2788	0.04433	165	129	26	10
911	Eggs Bannondict, again?	1.2788	0.04676	165	132	20	13
912	Let me guess- "Best By" date was yesterday...	1.2788	0.04597	165	131	22	12
913	Ground Control to Major Mom...	1.2788	0.04349	165	128	28	9
914	We're running late. Just nuke it.	1.2788	0.04433	165	129	26	10
915	I just think that maybe you're taking your four-alarm chili a little too far.	1.2788	0.04349	165	128	28	9
916	You win, I'll buy you the non-Teflon cookware.	1.2788	0.04433	165	129	26	10
917	You're saying it's to die for?	1.2788	0.04349	165	128	28	9
918	God you're hot.	1.2788	0.04516	165	130	24	11
919	You've lived on Earth for a year now. Do you really still need the suit?	1.2788	0.04433	165	129	26	10
920	I'm missing the point of your elaborate sarcasm.	1.2771	0.04326	166	129	28	9
921	Look, I know it's my mother's recipe, but really....	1.2771	0.04241	166	128	30	8
922	Honey, here's to my last day on the "7-Day Bean Diet."	1.2771	0.04955	166	137	12	17
923	I can't help it if you're allergic to everything I like	1.2761	0.04200	163	125	31	7
924	OK...OK...I'll see about a new vent fan!	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
925	How about a glass of wine to decompress?	1.2761	0.04109	163	124	33	6
926	I thought you were going to take that off after the election.	1.2761	0.04546	163	129	23	11
927	The doctor said it was just a rash.	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
928	OK, you need a little space.	1.2761	0.04200	163	125	31	7
929	I sense you're not cooking organic tonight.	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
930	Marie Curie didn't bring her work home with her.	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
931	I still think a little pollution is a small price to pay for being great again.	1.2761	0.04546	163	129	23	11
932	Honey, I didn't mean that "You look Radiant" literally.	1.2761	0.04109	163	124	33	6
933	I think I need more space, too	1.2761	0.04109	163	124	33	6
934	I said I wanted it well done, not welded.	1.2761	0.04462	163	128	25	10
935	I'll still eat it. Wine is the duct tape of the kitchen.	1.2761	0.04546	163	129	23	11
936	Are you mad at me?	1.2761	0.04462	163	128	25	10
937	Mars bars?	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
938	Does this mean no SEX after dinner?	1.2761	0.03920	163	122	37	4
939	Again with the brussels sprouts?	1.2761	0.03920	163	122	37	4
940	Your cooking is out of this world.	1.2761	0.04710	163	131	19	13
941	So, how's the neurosis?	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
942	So, um, how old are those leftovers?	1.2761	0.04109	163	124	33	6
943	I've heard your cooking is out of this world	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
944	Did you make it spicy like I asked?	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
945	Ah, your mother's haggis recipe again, eh?	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
946	Well, at least I can stand the heat.	1.2761	0.04200	163	125	31	7
947	Deep-seafood ?	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
948	My commute was no fun either, but you don't see me complaining.	1.2761	0.04546	163	129	23	11
949	I love it when you make a moon pie from scratch.	1.2761	0.04462	163	128	25	10
950	Cooking meth on the stove top again honey?	1.2761	0.04710	163	131	19	13
951	It's probably just me, but I sense a distance between us.	1.2761	0.04462	163	128	25	10
952	Come on! It's just cilantro.	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
953	You knew I was from Mars when you married me.	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
954	So, who are these guests again?	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
955	I see my 'toxic personality' crack is still on the table.	1.2761	0.04462	163	128	25	10
956	I feel like you don't hear me anymore.	1.2761	0.04200	163	125	31	7
957	Okay then, I'll take a bath. Geez!	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
958	Do you smell gas?	1.2761	0.04462	163	128	25	10
959	Your preparation for a post-inauguration apocalypse is to be commended.	1.2744	0.04178	164	126	31	7
960	Our therapist didn't mean it literally when he said 'toxic relationship'	1.2744	0.04353	164	128	27	9
961	Honey, they're not planning to abolish the Clean Air Act until next month.	1.2744	0.04522	164	130	23	11
962	You seem a little spacey lately.	1.2744	0.04353	164	128	27	9
963	If they're so toxic, why'd you invite them for dinner?	1.2744	0.04353	164	128	27	9
964	Do I have time to change before dinner?	1.2744	0.03994	164	124	35	5
965	You really don't like my mother's recipe	1.2744	0.04266	164	127	29	8
966	Look, I'll open the refrigerator door when you stop calling me HAL.	1.2744	0.04353	164	128	27	9
967	So you're saying you don't like liver and onions	1.2744	0.04087	164	125	33	6
968	I saw the doctor today for my gas problems	1.2716	0.04636	162	130	20	12
969	You know honey, I think you are misinterpreting my request for more space in our relationship	1.2716	0.04292	162	126	28	8
970	There are other ways to say you don't like it.	1.2716	0.04381	162	127	26	9
971	I don't know... It's just that I'm feeling really vulnerable right now.	1.2716	0.04467	162	128	24	10
972	Your meter here says back off on the garlic.	1.2716	0.03718	162	120	40	2
973	Word of Trump's "nuclear option" seems to have affected you and me differently.	1.2716	0.04718	162	131	18	13
974	You must be cooking a recipe for disaster	1.2716	0.04467	162	128	24	10
975	Of course I respect you as a vegan, but I do like my tenderloin once in a while.	1.2716	0.04718	162	131	18	13
976	You've hardly touched your wine.	1.2716	0.04110	162	124	32	6
977	Please tell me this is the last of the Trump Steaks.	1.2716	0.04381	162	127	26	9
978	Claiming there's no atmosphere isn't going to get you that new kitchen, Lucille.	1.2716	0.04636	162	130	20	12
979	It still won’t stop the smoke alarm from going off.	1.2716	0.04110	162	124	32	6
980	Were you on Ebay again?	1.2716	0.04552	162	129	22	11
981	That's one small egg for man, one giant soufflé for mankind.	1.2716	0.04110	162	124	32	6
982	Is there something I should know about my mother's recipe?	1.2716	0.04467	162	128	24	10
983	Habanero curry again?	1.2716	0.04467	162	128	24	10
984	I suppose I don’t take his tweets as seriously as you.	1.2699	0.04443	163	129	24	10
985	I said "lunch," not "launch.'	1.2699	0.04527	163	130	22	11
986	I just feel like we're drifting apart.	1.2688	0.04132	160	123	31	6
987	This isn't the type of fusion I had in mind.	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
988	For heaven's sake, Helen, they're just Brussels sprouts.	1.2688	0.04132	160	123	31	6
989	I think i'm okay with just wine	1.2688	0.04226	160	124	29	7
990	How many habanero peppers did you use?!!	1.2688	0.04497	160	127	23	10
991	Tell me that's the last of our frozen Trump steaks.	1.2688	0.04583	160	128	21	11
992	You may not die from your cooking but what about me?	1.2688	0.04409	160	126	25	9
993	So I should've got the grass-fed?	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
994	So...... Am I too late to chop the onions ?	1.2688	0.04036	160	122	33	5
995	Fukushima Tuna, again?	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
996	With you, being from Venus is no metaphor.	1.2688	0.04132	160	123	31	6
997	I'm afraid to ask.	1.2688	0.04409	160	126	25	9
998	Honey, did I notice an increase in our life insurance?	1.2688	0.04132	160	123	31	6
999	I didn't realize that dinner involved the nuclear option.	1.2688	0.03938	160	121	35	4
1000	I know, I miss our liberal bubble too.	1.2688	0.04226	160	124	29	7
1001	No, that was the expiration date, not the half-life.	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
1002	North Korea/Persian fusion?	1.2688	0.04752	160	130	17	13
1003	Honey, I think it's time we cleared the air.	1.2688	0.03938	160	121	35	4
1004	You honestly prefer sarcasm to changing your perfume?	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
1005	Methane from kale?	1.2688	0.04915	160	132	13	15
1006	When I said you looked good in a suit, this wasn't really what I had in mind	1.2688	0.04132	160	123	31	6
1007	Don't go beyond 'medium spicy' on mine.	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
1008	I don't think that's what our therapist meant when he said our relationship is toxic	1.2688	0.04752	160	130	17	13
1009	I don't think that's what they meant by "heat, covered".	1.2688	0.04583	160	128	21	11
1010	No pepper's as hot as you in your Hazmat Suit, dear.	1.2688	0.04409	160	126	25	9
1011	Couldn't you just get a smoke detector like everyone else?	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
1012	I said I need space, Jeff! What is so difficult to understand about that?	1.2688	0.04583	160	128	21	11
1013	Excellent - we haven't had 'The Right Stuffing' in quite some time.	1.2671	0.04558	161	129	21	11
1014	You said you needed some space.	1.2671	0.04295	161	126	27	8
1015	I see your trying your mother's recipe.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1016	You and Trump are going to have to breathe the same air at some point, honey.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1017	To think we used to cook without the Gluten-suit.	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1018	Is there something you want to tell me?	1.2642	0.03935	159	121	34	4
1019	Have you thought about cooking without peanuts?	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1020	I know you don't like to cook liver and onions for me, but that suit is overkill.	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1021	So how was your day?	1.2642	0.04589	159	128	20	11
1022	I get it, Barb, you're a vegan. Just make sure my burger is medium rare.	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1023	Yellowcake again?	1.2642	0.04035	159	122	32	5
1024	Earth to Betty Crocker, do you read me?	1.2642	0.04501	159	127	22	10
1025	It's okay to go light on the garlic.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1026	Are you even listening to me? Earth to Karen!	1.2642	0.04035	159	122	32	5
1027	Is our relationship that toxic ?	1.2642	0.04133	159	123	30	6
1028	Nice try, but you still turn me on when you cook.	1.2642	0.04133	159	123	30	6
1029	Especially for me? Should I worry?	1.2642	0.04501	159	127	22	10
1030	It's been a long time since we played the Astronaut and the Sex Monster...	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1031	You realize his term is for four years.	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1032	Let's just say, I hope you are wearing that to bed tonight.	1.2642	0.04501	159	127	22	10
1033	So I see you've decided to go for the nuclear option.	1.2642	0.04501	159	127	22	10
1034	I think it's time to get rid of the no-stick cookware.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1035	I can do that, if you have more important things to do.	1.2642	0.04133	159	123	30	6
1036	You know the oven has a vent, right..?	1.2642	0.03935	159	121	34	4
1037	You know you can turn it to low, right?	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1038	I'm thinking maybe we go out to eat tonight.	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1039	I just need some space.	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1040	But your mother got me this aftershave.	1.2642	0.04501	159	127	22	10
1041	I'm just assuming...no breakfast, and no sex.	1.2642	0.03935	159	121	34	4
1042	Do you know something I don't know?	1.2642	0.03935	159	121	34	4
1043	Trump l'Orange?	1.2642	0.04759	159	130	16	13
1044	When you said our marriage had become toxic, I didn't realize you meant literally.	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1045	Not so many plutonium sprinkles on mine, please.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1046	Now, I wish I had opened a more fire-retardant chardonnay.	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
1047	I promise I will never buy non-organic again.	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1048	Did I mention I had a huge lunch today	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1049	Why can't we emit carbon like normal folk?	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1050	Honey, if you'd like, I can cook the onions next time.	1.2642	0.04228	159	124	28	7
1051	How much space do you need?	1.2642	0.04133	159	123	30	6
1052	Are you trying to tell me that you need your space?	1.2611	0.04056	157	121	31	5
1053	I appreciate you cooking with gluten just for me.	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1054	No-one makes gravy like you do, Alice.	1.2611	0.04708	157	128	17	12
1055	Stop googling harmful effects	1.2611	0.04253	157	123	27	7
1056	They say your cooking is out of this world.	1.2611	0.04621	157	127	19	11
1057	Honey, I just got the oxygen bill today.	1.2611	0.04621	157	127	19	11
1058	You know, you could just leave the onions out.	1.2611	0.04056	157	121	31	5
1059	Sure, the kitchen needs some updating, but it has atmosphere.	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1060	Going somewhere special?	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1061	Cooking with municipal water again?	1.2611	0.04621	157	127	19	11
1062	That's not really what I meant when I said I needed more space.	1.2611	0.04155	157	122	29	6
1063	Nothing happens in a vacuum.	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1064	I withdraw my objections to the pink hat.	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1065	Going 'off recipe'?	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1066	Seriously, a hazmat dinner theme for my mother?	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1067	Shouldn't you wash your hands first?	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1068	Okay, but how do you eat it?	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1069	Are you trying to tell me you need some space?	1.2611	0.04155	157	122	29	6
1070	Houston, Do we have a problem?	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1071	I'm no expert, but I believe the gluten only affects you when ingested...	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1072	Your profile mentioned you were a killer cook.	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1073	Honey, I'd like us to start seeing other astronauts.	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1074	I see you're anticipating the changes at the EPA	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1075	Perhaps you should lighten up on the garlic.	1.2611	0.04253	157	123	27	7
1076	Don't hover, Harold. I told you I could no longer breathe the same air as you if you voted for that jackass...	1.2611	0.04708	157	128	17	12
1077	I thought you were kidding when you said you did not want to even breathe the same air....	1.2611	0.04253	157	123	27	7
1078	Are you preparing for dinner, or the end of the EPA?	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1079	And you expect me to eat that?	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1080	So you're probably not drinking your wine then....	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1081	So have you given any more thought to kissing?	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1082	Next time, I'll chop the onions.	1.2611	0.04155	157	122	29	6
1083	Smelling bacon will not raise your cholesterol.	1.2611	0.04253	157	123	27	7
1084	I get it. You're not a fan of liver.	1.2611	0.04253	157	123	27	7
1085	They say 80% of communication is non-verbal.	1.2611	0.04440	157	125	23	9
1086	I really think you should just sit down and decompress.	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1087	What's happening at the EPA these days?	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1088	Honey, open up a little.	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1089	I think we both need our space.	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1090	Maybe you could cut back on the curry a little.	1.2581	0.04077	155	120	30	5
1091	I couldn't find a good pairing for the chicken and ricin.	1.2581	0.04562	155	125	20	10
1092	I'm just saying, "artisinal uranium" sounds made-up.	1.2581	0.04742	155	127	16	12
1093	Ground Control to Major Mom...	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1094	Most of my girlfriends just throw on one of my old shirts, but this works too!	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1095	I thought you said Venetian cuisine.	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1096	Honey...when I said I needed some space...I didn't mean it literally.	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1097	I thought you threw away that Teflon pan.	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1098	It's a recipe from that show "Breaking Bad"	1.2581	0.04562	155	125	20	10
1099	So your cooking instructor says you're well-suited?	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1100	I wish you had more confidence in your cooking skills	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1101	When I said "If you think your mother is moving in with us, you can save your breath", this isn't what I had in mind...	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1102	I feel space between us	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1103	OK, you've made your point; you don't care for brussel sprouts.	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1104	Another late night TV purchase I assume?	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1105	Next time I'll buy organic.	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1106	It's not my fault they confirmed him to head the EPA.	1.2581	0.04653	155	126	18	11
1107	"You said you wanted some space"?	1.2581	0.04562	155	125	20	10
1108	You know I'm not going to eat that?	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1109	You've taken your obsession with 'Breaking Bad' a little too far.	1.2581	0.04742	155	127	16	12
1110	I get it, you're not a fan of cooking fish.	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1111	You've done something with your hair?	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1112	Is this your first time in the CDC dating pool?	1.2581	0.04653	155	126	18	11
1113	Well, at least you and the wine can breathe.	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1114	OK, I get it! I screwed up. Organic, non-GMO veggies next time...	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1115	All right. No need to get drastic. I'll sign the divorce papers.	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1116	Just how much space do you want?	1.2581	0.03973	155	119	32	4
1117	I'm sure you don't really have to be s rocket scientist to make scrambled eggs!	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1118	Wow, I've never actually read the USDA safety guidelines for cooking meat.	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1119	Barb, I don't think smelling the gluten will actually kill you	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1120	So, what if it was George Clooney who requested liver and onions?	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1121	I think that you're taking your science of cooking class way too seriously.	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1122	You've made your point, from now on I'll only buy organic.	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1123	You know... You shouldn't feel obliged to use every Williams-Sonoma gift card Lisa and Eric give us.	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1124	Frankly, yes, that HAZMAT suit does make your butt look fat.	1.2581	0.04653	155	126	18	11
1125	So... You're from Venus?	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1126	Free-range chicken from Chernobyl, again?	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1127	Honey, you're being paranoid. They meant using the "nuclear option" as a metaphor.	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
1128	O.K. you don't like liver and onions. I get it.	1.2581	0.04077	155	120	30	5
1129	Well if you're going to be that way about it, next time just make me a veggie burger.	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1130	Why don't you finish your drink and relax. You don't have to blast off for 3 hours.	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1131	It's just Kale.	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1132	Do we need to talk?	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1133	So, how much gluten are we talking about?	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1134	Cabbage again?	1.2564	0.04349	156	124	24	8
1135	So you think I'm the one who takes all the oxygen out of the room?	1.2564	0.04155	156	122	28	6
1136	It's just a little gluten.	1.2564	0.04253	156	123	26	7
1137	Honey, I don't think the Sous Chef job at NASA includes the Space Station.	1.2564	0.04253	156	123	26	7
1138	Want me to taste it first?	1.2564	0.04253	156	123	26	7
1139	You touched the monolith and what then?	1.2564	0.04444	156	125	22	9
1140	If you don't like liver and onions, just say so.	1.2564	0.04253	156	123	26	7
1141	If you can't stand the smell, get out of the kitchen.	1.2564	0.04444	156	125	22	9
1142	I see you've moved on from molecular to sub-atomic gastronomy.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1143	I know you said you were allergic to cooking, but I had no idea.	1.2532	0.04566	154	125	19	10
1144	You really shouldn't have your oxygen tank that close to an open flame.	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
1145	On this planet the women also do the dishes.	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1146	Look, if you feel that strongly, we can replace the Teflon with stainless steel.	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1147	I think you're taking this detox diet a bit too far.	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
1148	It's a North Korean recipe.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1149	Honey, I'm getting dinner ready asbestos I can.	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
1150	I wasn't aware that gluten could become airborne.	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1151	I know you think we have a toxic relationship, but that's just mean.	1.2532	0.04566	154	125	19	10
1152	So you've gone back to stove top meth?	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1153	This is not quite what I had in mind when I suggested role play.	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1154	Still in your pjs!	1.2532	0.04837	154	128	13	13
1155	You remembered my liver and onions!	1.2532	0.03969	154	119	31	4
1156	Honey, do you think this Monsanto vegetarian diet is a good idea?	1.2532	0.04748	154	127	15	12
1157	Maybe I shouldn't have told you to suit yourself about dinner.	1.2532	0.04075	154	120	29	5
1158	Adding Kimchi?	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1159	It's JUST liver.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1160	Be honest, does wine aggravate my flatulence?	1.2532	0.04658	154	126	17	11
1161	You needn't be so dramatic. I like liver and onions	1.2532	0.03749	154	117	35	2
1162	Or, we could just pay more for birth control.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1163	But is it kosher?	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1164	Men are from mars , women are from Venus .	1.2532	0.04075	154	120	29	5
1165	Look, I'm sorry I couldn't find organic.	1.2532	0.04075	154	120	29	5
1166	Are you sure that you saw this on one of the food network shows?	1.2532	0.04566	154	125	19	10
1167	Kellyanne and I were just good friends.	1.2532	0.04748	154	127	15	12
1168	The NASA diet?	1.2532	0.04075	154	120	29	5
1169	This relationship has become way too toxic.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1170	It's easier to cut down on the garlic.	1.2532	0.03969	154	119	31	4
1171	Don't you think this is carrying the 'toxic relationship' thing a bit too far?	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
1172	You don't have to be a rocket scientist to make kale taste good, but it helps.	1.2532	0.04278	154	122	25	7
1173	I knew there would be an adjustment period when you arrived home from the International Space Station.	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1174	I said AND THAT WAS THE SMALLEST HEARING AID THEY COULD FIT YOU WITH?	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1175	Does Gwyneth explain exactly how this improves scrambled eggs?	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1176	Of course I think your job is important.	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
1177	Okay. You win. I'll buy you a new stove.	1.2532	0.04278	154	122	25	7
1178	So how's that molecular gastronomy class going?	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
1179	I don't think you're supposed to fry lutefisk.	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1180	Hey Honey, I see that you are trying one of mom's recipes again.	1.2532	0.04278	154	122	25	7
1181	Three-alarm chili or GMO salmon?	1.2532	0.04376	154	123	23	8
1182	Should I be worried that you're bringing work home with you again?	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1183	Sweetheart, it's just gluten.	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1184	Is that a new tank?	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1185	You can't be too careful with non-organic products these days.	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1186	Do you even know what gluten is?	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1187	This relationship feels toxic.	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1188	Uh, hon. Can we talk about these new chili pepper recipes?"	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1189	Enough already! I'll go vegan too.	1.2500	0.04691	152	125	16	11
1190	What happens when you sneeze?	1.2500	0.04501	152	123	20	9
1191	And to think--the French still smoke.	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1192	Sorry I mentioned that hair in my soup.	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1193	Ok, I'll give you more space.	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1194	Ok, I get it...my turn to clean the bathroom.	1.2500	0.04201	152	120	26	6
1195	You're sweet to cook non-vegan for me.	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1196	If you can't stand the smell, get out of the kitchen.	1.2500	0.04691	152	125	16	11
1197	Something new from Hazel's Hazmat Cookbook?	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1198	Liver and onions?	1.2500	0.04201	152	120	26	6
1199	Your cooking is out of this world.	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1200	Ok. I promise it's the last time I ask for liver and onions.	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1201	Who are you wearing?	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1202	You give a whole new meaning to the phrase turn me on.	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1203	Remember when we agree that you needed to leave your work at the office.	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1204	Flint, we have a problem.	1.2500	0.04096	152	119	28	5
1205	Feel like going out for dinner tonight?	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1206	You're not wearing that on Valentine's Day, are you?	1.2500	0.04096	152	119	28	5
1207	Exactly what did you mean by 'you need your space?'	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1208	Szechuan again tonight?	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1209	Ok I get it I'll never ask for liver again.	1.2500	0.04201	152	120	26	6
1210	All right. Next time remind me to buy organic.	1.2500	0.04691	152	125	16	11
1211	C'mon, you found a hair one time!	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1212	I really do appreciate you fixing me liver and onions.	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1213	I feel like you've been really closed off lately.	1.2500	0.04201	152	120	26	6
1214	I guess we could do without some regulations.	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1215	Why didn't you just get rid of the Teflon pan?	1.2500	0.04501	152	123	20	9
1216	Let me guess: The lutefisk, onion and limburger stew?	1.2500	0.04096	152	119	28	5
1217	I'm not hungry	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1218	I didn't know mother was joining us for dinner.	1.2500	0.03988	152	118	30	4
1219	Yeah? Well if we're in space then why do you need a non-stick pan?	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1220	O.K. I'll start using mouthwash again!	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1221	I've always loved your Hazmat Helper.	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1222	If you really are that sensitive to gluten, I can cook my own breakfast.	1.2500	0.04691	152	125	16	11
1223	Would you prefer wine or lower oxygen levels?	1.2500	0.04691	152	125	16	11
1224	How much alcohol will I need to drink to enjoy this?	1.2500	0.04201	152	120	26	6
1225	I said I was sorry	1.2500	0.03988	152	118	30	4
1226	..then he drops the smallpox vial and it bounces off the table straight into my lab coat pocket.	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1227	Besides the toxic explosion down the street, how was your day?	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1228	If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1229	Just say it ... you're suffocating in this relationship!	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1230	Since you can not hear me I announce that you are one crazy idiotic wacko.	1.2500	0.04501	152	123	20	9
1231	I think I'll pass on dinner tonight.	1.2500	0.04501	152	123	20	9
1232	How long have you felt our relationship was toxic?	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1233	Hazmat hash again, huh?	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
1234	Got time for a quickie?	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1235	How bad can a little gluten really be?	1.2500	0.04597	152	124	18	10
1236	Yes, Marge. I DO understand that you need your own space.	1.2484	0.04176	153	121	26	6
1237	BRUSSELS SPROUTS TONIGHT ?	1.2450	0.04600	151	124	17	10
1238	Prepping for the world after EPA?	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1239	I promise I won't talk about politics anymore.	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1240	You are looking simply radiant tonight my dear.	1.2450	0.04503	151	123	19	9
1241	a trip to the moon Alice...well played	1.2450	0.04600	151	124	17	10
1242	Um, I'll be eating at the club tonight.	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1243	Wow, nice pack!!	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1244	We're having that again?	1.2450	0.04600	151	124	17	10
1245	Have you been living in a vacuum or something?	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1246	If you won't smell it, I won't eat it.	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1247	Are you still giving me the silent treatment?	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1248	Earth to Julie...Earth to Julie...	1.2450	0.04092	151	119	27	5
1249	Look. If the wine can breathe, so can you.	1.2450	0.04092	151	119	27	5
1250	Okay. I admit that saying I needed more space was insensitive.	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1251	I am not sure I am in the mood for fusion cooking tonight.	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1252	Well I, for one, breathe easier without stifling regulations like the Clean Air Act.	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1253	How's your molecular gastronomy class going?	1.2450	0.04503	151	123	19	9
1254	You're cute when you're irradiated.	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1255	I give up, what's the message?	1.2450	0.04600	151	124	17	10
1256	Honey,it's just bacon.	1.2450	0.04503	151	123	19	9
1257	Earth to Jane, would you like some more wine?	1.2450	0.04092	151	119	27	5
1258	Well maybe I need more space, too.	1.2450	0.03983	151	118	29	4
1259	What kind of chili peppers are those?	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1260	Do you know something I don't know?	1.2450	0.03983	151	118	29	4
1261	How did your confirmation hearing go, Betsy?	1.2450	0.04600	151	124	17	10
1262	And you'll be detoxing for how long?	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1263	Petal, I think the recipe said oxident free, not oxygen free.	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
1264	``So let me get this straight. The march on Washington wasn't enough. You're going to wear this outfit for the next four years?''	1.2450	0.04092	151	119	27	5
1265	What do you mean I've developed a toxic personality?	1.2450	0.04503	151	123	19	9
1266	It said our sex life should be active, not radioactive	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1267	They just nominated him for head of the EPA. He hasn't been approved yet.	1.2450	0.04503	151	123	19	9
1268	Whatcha makin'?	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1269	You seem a little spaced out this evening...	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1270	What wine pairs with contaminated fish?	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1271	Are we expecting your mother?	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1272	Honey, it's time to cut back on the Amazon Prime.	1.2450	0.04404	151	122	21	8
1273	We all have filters, some more obvious than others.	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1274	I hope you're not burning our last supper.	1.2434	0.04476	152	124	19	9
1275	"No onions" would've been easier...	1.2416	0.04728	149	124	14	11
1276	Lutefisk	1.2416	0.04631	149	123	16	10
1277	If I suck all the oxygen out of the room how did this wine manage to breath?	1.2416	0.04431	149	121	20	8
1278	So, I take it you've been watching Dr. Oz again?	1.2416	0.04328	149	120	22	7
1279	I think I'll go out for dinner tonight Sweetie.	1.2416	0.04328	149	120	22	7
1280	Yep, that's just the way mom used to make it.	1.2416	0.04532	149	122	18	9
1281	I take it my cologne is a little strong this evening?	1.2416	0.04113	149	118	26	5
1282	Is there something I should know?	1.2416	0.04113	149	118	26	5
1283	Maybe next time just buy the non-GMO beef.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1284	I'm clearly not suited for this kind of food.	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1285	You could've just said no to liver and onions.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1286	Are you really sure you don't mind making me fried beef liver with onions?	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1287	Your gluten intolerance can't be THAT bad.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1288	Seems like going gluten free shouldn't be quite that difficult.	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1289	It was just a tiny, little fart and it’s come to this.	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
1290	It smells like it's to die for!	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1291	When you said UFO, I didn't think you meant unidentified frying object.	1.2381	0.04663	147	122	15	10
1292	Well...I thought you wanted more space.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1293	...or without onions would be fine, too.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1294	That hazmat suit would look great on my bedroom floor.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1295	Was it something I said?	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1296	Honey, what a strange question! Of course my life insurance premiums are fully paid.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1297	My atomic chili recipe is way simpler.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1298	Okay, I'll stop asking for onions in everything.	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
1299	'Toxic environment?' I said I was sorry.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1300	We'll, I think you're avoiding intimacy not depressurization.	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1301	So you're telling me you need space.	1.2381	0.03901	147	115	29	3
1302	Beth, honey, you can't wear that for four years.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1303	Is this because of the microwave?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1304	Plutonium Paella tonight?	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1305	I'm preparing for launch.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1306	I thought you said you wanted more space-- not to go to space.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1307	Why do you put that thing on everytime I start talking about Trump?	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1308	Applying for the kitchen staff at the Trump White House?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1309	So, as I was saying on my drive over here, the Ebola thing was just a false alarm, no one on the flight was at risk,	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
1310	Well if you keep serving beans what do you expect?	1.2381	0.04663	147	122	15	10
1311	Not sure what’s going into that; just remember I’m gluten-free.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1312	You feel our marriage is that toxic?	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1313	Put in a little more Polonium 210...my mom is bringing a date.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1314	Earth to Joan...	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1315	It might be simpler to switch from Teflon to ceramic.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1316	So if we get the microwave fixed, you only need the lead vest, right?	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1317	Y'know what would really be out of this world? Bacon.	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
1318	I don't think this is what your therapist meant by being more self-contained.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1319	Haven't you heard? Air pollution is a hoax.	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1320	I appreciate that you still cook meat for me even after becoming vegan, but do you have to wear the suit every time?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1321	One of these days I'll get the stove vent fixed, I promise.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1322	This so-called therapist of yours, how long does he think I'm going to be toxic?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1323	I'm just saying, let's wait and see if the EPA is abolished.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1324	Maybe you want to slip into something more comfortable?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1325	Oh, come on! It's only liver and onions. Could be worse!	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1326	New outfit, hon?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1327	Okay, you win. Next time, we'll buy organic.	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
1328	So how was your trip to Fukushima?	1.2381	0.04762	147	123	13	11
1329	Yes, my life insurance is paid up. Why do you ask?	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1330	Finally putting those stovetop meth classes to use.	1.2381	0.04762	147	123	13	11
1331	Open the oven door, Hal!	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1332	Are you cooking again for your nuclear family?	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1333	You'll be a chef to the stars one way or the other.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1334	Seriously, we can get Chinese.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1335	How did the EPA confirmation hearing go?	1.2381	0.04663	147	122	15	10
1336	Why do I think we're having beans again?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1337	Your text message said you wanted to talk about an incident at work today. So how was your first day at the CDC infectious diseases lab?	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1338	So you think our relationship is becoming toxic ?	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1339	Pufferfish again?	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1340	So...is this chili going to be spicy...?	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1341	"Kicking things up a notch" was just a suggestion.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1342	Have a drink. We still have at least a few weeks before the changes in the EPA kick in.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1343	Your soufflé seems to be dissolving the bottom of the frying pan.	1.2381	0.04562	147	121	17	9
1344	I poured you some wine.	1.2381	0.04762	147	123	13	11
1345	I told you we'd make it to 2017.	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
1346	I like slipping into something more comfortable after work.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1347	So, this mean we're out of Beano again?	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1348	Are you sure we want to eat that?	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1349	I'm sorry I called you a space cadet.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1350	I'll go set the lead plates out.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1351	Role-play tonight? I'll get the probes.	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1352	He hasn't dismantled the EPA yet.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1353	Gosh, I miss the EPA.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1354	You may be taking the "tuna may contain traces of argon" warning a bit too seriously.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1355	You can’t keep living off the griddle like this.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1356	Your cooking it's already out of this world.	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1357	You seem preoccupied.	1.2329	0.04012	146	116	26	4
1358	Okay, I'm sorry. Next time I will buy organic produce.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1359	Your farts don't smell that good, either	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1360	And you want me to eat it?	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1361	All right...I admit it...your cooking is out if this world!	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1362	Am I invading your personal space?	1.2329	0.03770	146	114	30	2
1363	I'm guessing this has something to do with my joke at the party about your cooking.	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1364	I only suggested we have onions	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1365	First anti-bacterial soap now this - I think you have a problem	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1366	Next time, I'd be happy to slice the onions.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1367	Will you be joining me for dinner?	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1368	I'm getting a vibe here you'd rather eat out tonight.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1369	If you can't stand the heat, just get out of the kitchen.	1.2329	0.04563	146	121	16	9
1370	Trump roast?	1.2329	0.04563	146	121	16	9
1371	Our relationship does not exist in a vacuum.	1.2329	0.04563	146	121	16	9
1372	Remember when one glass was enough to decompress?	1.2329	0.04563	146	121	16	9
1373	Something tells me this is going to be out of this world.	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1374	Honey, I told you I need space right now.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1375	Not too spicy.	1.2329	0.04012	146	116	26	4
1376	What do you mean "alternate eating experience?"	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1377	I think you are taking fusion cooking too literally.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1378	Extreme vetting a new recipe?	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1379	I know he's picking a fight with China and inciting anger in the Muslim world... but why didn't you buy me a suit too?	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1380	Is this your way of saying you think this relationship has become toxic?	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1381	I think we should cancel our Amazon Prime membership.	1.2329	0.04666	146	122	14	10
1382	I know, but nobody's THAT sensitive to garlic.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1383	Going somewhere, later?	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1384	What do you mean you got the recipe from The Alternative Facts Cookbook?	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1385	Not a fan of cilantro?	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1386	I think you'll find that once you get past the smell it tastes really good.	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1387	I don't think the Doomsday Clock is literal. We still have time for a nice dinner.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1388	Actually, I would prefer it if you would change out of your work clothes before preparing dinner.	1.2329	0.04666	146	122	14	10
1389	OK Honey. We can take Liver and onions off the menu.	1.2329	0.03770	146	114	30	2
1390	Clearance sale at the EPA?	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1391	Shall I assume it's my turn to take out the garbage?	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1392	Hey, you're the one who asked for some space.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1393	Is our marriage really that toxic?	1.2329	0.04012	146	116	26	4
1394	Your beauty regimen gets more and more complex every day	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
1395	"I think I'll pass on whatever it is you're cooking.	1.2329	0.04563	146	121	16	9
1396	Fine. Your gluten intolerance is a real thing. Now will you take that off before dinner?	1.2329	0.04563	146	121	16	9
1397	That in no way proves you're allergic to cooking.	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1398	There's nothing like cooking with gas.	1.2329	0.04458	146	120	18	8
1399	You sure it was a soupçon of plutonium?	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
1400	Aren’t you going a little overboard on this gluten-free thing?	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
1401	It wasn't just her body language. There was something else.	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
1402	Okay...next time we'll spring for the organic.	1.2313	0.04103	147	118	24	5
1403	So, how's that "living in a vacuum" working out for you?	1.2313	0.04324	147	120	20	7
1404	Oh…I thought you said hazmat soup.	1.2313	0.04535	147	122	16	9
1405	Honey, I don't think I'm hungry anymore.	1.2313	0.04103	147	118	24	5
1406	Gotta hand it to ya babe. You're the only person I know that can spend all day training for a manned flight into deep space, come home and cook me a burger.	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
1407	Does cooking help you decompress?	1.2313	0.04215	147	119	22	6
1408	Oh for Pete sake the onions are not that strong Brenda!	1.2313	0.04636	147	123	14	10
1409	OK, I WON'T FART NEAR YOU EVER AGAIN!	1.2313	0.04736	147	124	12	11
1410	Honestly Dolores when you said you were choosing space over a tiny house I had no idea what you really meant.	1.2313	0.04535	147	122	16	9
1411	I only sneezed once. I think you're overreacting.	1.2313	0.03870	147	116	28	3
1412	Not the hazmat hash again.	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
1413	Rosalind, you've been acting so distant lately.	1.2313	0.03988	147	117	26	4
1414	That pinch of uranium really gives it some flavor.	1.2313	0.03988	147	117	26	4
1415	I understand that the FluMist has been deemed ineffective, but don't you think you're being a bit irrational?	1.2292	0.03781	144	113	29	2
1416	I feel like you're blocking me out.	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1417	Sautéing genetically modified beans again?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1418	Just curious. What the hell did you put in those eggs?	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1419	I'm doubting your confidence in this new recipe.	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1420	Really? Airborne gluten?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1421	What happened to that little blue dress?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1422	Ok Amy, I understand. You need your space.	1.2292	0.03907	144	114	27	3
1423	I see you've dressed for bed as well.	1.2292	0.04593	144	120	15	9
1424	We're cancelling The New Yorker.	1.2292	0.04697	144	121	13	10
1425	First it was peanut butter. Then it was gluten. Now air?	1.2292	0.04800	144	122	11	11
1426	Whatever you're cooking smells great, but there's no atmosphere	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
1427	Don't you think you are taking this silent treatment thing a little bit far?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1428	Honey, I think you're taking this job with NASA just a little too seriously.	1.2292	0.04593	144	120	15	9
1429	Some women find flatulence sexy.	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1430	Maybe it's too spicy.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1431	What did the EPA say this time?	1.2292	0.04030	144	115	25	4
1432	I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation.	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1433	I thought it was pasta puttanesca, not pasta plutonesca.	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
1434	And I suppose I should tell our guests to wipe their shoes on the hazmat?	1.2292	0.03907	144	114	27	3
1435	Is this menopause?	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
1436	Look, if you REALLY don't like them, we don't have to have them.	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1437	I thought Canada was our only option.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1438	Durian again?	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1439	I didn't think this what you meant when you said you needed some space	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1440	Is this what you meant by needing more space?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1441	Tomorrow let's make it without the kale.	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1442	Why does this wine smell like almonds?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1443	You know, you could just leave out the onion.	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
1444	I hope it tastes better than it smells	1.2292	0.04593	144	120	15	9
1445	You could just say you don't like broccoli.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1446	I thought the recipe said seal the food in a vacuum.	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1447	Are you making MoonPie again?	1.2292	0.04593	144	120	15	9
1448	So, tell me about this 'surprise treat' you're whipping up for the President.	1.2292	0.04030	144	115	25	4
1449	Why don't I tell Mom no perfume at dinner?	1.2292	0.03907	144	114	27	3
1450	You know, I'd be happy to cook the non-vegan food myself.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1451	I think you'll find alcohol is a better filter against fake news.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1452	I know I'm toxic, but what are you?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1453	A little space always helps.	1.2292	0.04030	144	115	25	4
1454	So Alice, it's finally to the moon.	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1455	It's safe to assume another USDA regulation has been torpedoed?	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1456	The EPA cuts haven't even taken effect yet.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1457	Ok ok. You can skip the garlic!	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1458	Hey Hon, I'm sorry ..... when do you think you'll be able to breathe the same air as me again?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1459	So you really think the vacuum cleaner/range hood will get you on Shark Tank, dear?	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
1460	You can't escape politics, Karen.	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
1461	Honey for the last time...Frederick Douglass is dead. There is no zombie outbreak.	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
1462	OK. I'll replace the CO detector battery tomorrow.	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
1463	I guess you feel we have a toxic relationship.	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1464	Try not to overcook the meth, dear. I like my crystal crisp, not burnt.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1465	Honey, mine was just one vote.	1.2238	0.04485	143	119	16	8
1466	Honey, I think someone's trying to kill me.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1467	You've piqued my interest.	1.2238	0.03897	143	114	26	3
1468	Personally, I've always loved your mother's recipes.	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1469	I'm drinking your wine...	1.2238	0.04699	143	121	12	10
1470	So, my English Leather is not a turn-on?	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1471	Honey, it's just gluten.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1472	You shouldn't take my calling you a space cadet so seriously.	1.2238	0.04021	143	115	24	4
1473	Wouldn't it be easier to get rid of the Teflon pans.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1474	Next time, just leave out the nuts.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1475	The NASA package recommends Valpolicella with the Bolognese.	1.2238	0.04021	143	115	24	4
1476	This recipe is to die for	1.2238	0.04485	143	119	16	8
1477	Sometimes I really don't understand what's going on in your head, Janice. It's like we're not even breathing the same air.	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1478	Should chili have a half-life?	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1479	I take it tonight's dinner is out of this world.	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1480	Are you sure about this new diet?	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1481	Aren't you taking this I hate cooking you liver issue a little too far?	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1482	Okay, I'm sorry. You're right, I never should have invited Kellyanne over for dinner.	1.2238	0.04485	143	119	16	8
1483	So you heard about this on Fox News?	1.2238	0.04699	143	121	12	10
1484	It makes you look thin.	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1485	Do we serve red or white wine with lutefisk?	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1486	I'll put on some music for atmosphere.	1.2238	0.04593	143	120	14	9
1487	Ron quickly realized that discussing politics with his wife had become more toxic.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1488	Meth and eggs - my favorite!	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1489	You're swallowing some before I'll touch it	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1490	Look, Donald Trump is our president whether you like it or not. Please take that off.	1.2238	0.04699	143	121	12	10
1491	Oh ... when you said 'yellow cake' I ...	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1492	Is this anything like safe sex?	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1493	Sorry. Wine just makes me fart.	1.2238	0.04699	143	121	12	10
1494	Are you sure that's what he meant by detox diet?	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1495	You win. I'll take the dog back in the morning.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1496	You haven't even touched your wine.	1.2238	0.04021	143	115	24	4
1497	You're taking this vegan thing too far, but I'll cook the damn bacon.	1.2238	0.04485	143	119	16	8
1498	Did you get a new haircut or something?	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1499	You might be taking gluten-free a bit too far.	1.2238	0.04593	143	120	14	9
1500	When are you going to forgive me for voting for President Trump?	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
1501	Who's president on your planet? I may want to join you.	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1502	So now you're cooking with alternative facts?	1.2238	0.04485	143	119	16	8
1503	This seems more like a "not tonight or ever" romantic dinner to me.	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1504	Well I am not gassy now!	1.2222	0.04233	144	118	20	6
1505	I'll take you to my leader AFTER dinner.	1.2222	0.04346	144	119	18	7
1506	Most people with peanut allergies would simply avoid them.	1.2207	0.03972	145	117	24	4
1507	Mother always made liver without all this.	1.2207	0.03849	145	116	26	3
1508	I guess you really do need more space.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1509	Come on. Liver and onions doesn't smell that bad.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1510	I'm not going to eat that.	1.2199	0.04837	141	121	9	11
1511	You don't have to add habanero.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1512	You know, I'm starting to like that aftershave the kids got me for Christmas.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1513	I see you're wearing your "I need a break from current events" outfit again.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1514	After her defeat, you're still living in a bubble?	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1515	I think we better start eating organic.	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1516	All right, I get it. I like my wings spicier than you do.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1517	I saw it on America's Nuclear Test Kitchen.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1518	Honey, I get the sense you have something simmering.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1519	I appreciate it when you cook liver and onions for me.	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1520	So when can I taste your 'one small stew for your man?'	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1521	Wouldn't it be easier to just stop using Teflon?	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1522	What false news story pushed your buttons today?	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1523	So you won't be having the wine?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1524	Monsanto veggies again?	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1525	I hear Mars is the new Canada.	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1526	Don't you think you're taking that vegan thing a little too seriously? It's just bacon!	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1527	Chilli's hot, huh?	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1528	Poison, again?	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1529	Can I help with anything?	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1530	Mars? Venus? I forget which one	1.2199	0.03642	141	111	29	1
1531	You can drop the theatrics. GMO ingredients can't be THAT dangerous.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1532	Another one of your mother's recipes?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1533	So, I guess this isn't going to be heart healthy?	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1534	How about some extra mustard gas and pepper spray on mine?	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1535	Yep, just like Mama used to make.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1536	Somethings different. Did you change your hair style ?	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1537	Maybe it's time we upgrade to nonradioactive pans.	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1538	Dating sites should really have a question asking whether you're okay with Monsanto or not.	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1539	Still not talking to me?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1540	I can also go gluten-free if that would be easier for you.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1541	Trouble with the onions?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1542	I think I'll eat out tonight.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1543	Let me guess, nasty woman goes nuclear?	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1544	Are we expecting your boss for dinner?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1545	You never practiced kosher before, have you?	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1546	That's one small stir for women...	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1547	There are other ways to get away from kale.	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1548	Stop being passive aggressive. I'm sorry I said your cooking stinks.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1549	Glad to see your taking a large step towards making me eggs.	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1550	Looks spicy.	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1551	You've never looked more beautiful.	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1552	We could ask them not to talk politics	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1553	I see my 'toxic personality' crack is still on the table.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1554	OK ABSOLUTELY the last time I ask for liver and onions on my birthday.	1.2199	0.03910	141	113	25	3
1555	OK! I promise never to eat baked beans in the house again.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1556	You know, you could just leave the onions out.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1557	I thought we only had to move to Canada.	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1558	Worst Cooks in America called...you're in.	1.2199	0.03910	141	113	25	3
1559	I'm good, thanks--had a late lunch.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1560	You really don't have to go to all this trouble for my parents, you know.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1561	Come back to earth, Alice.	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1562	Might I suggest a vintage 1963 Tang pairing?	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1563	It's not me, it's you	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1564	Heavy on the garlic tonight?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1565	No, I don't think gluten is airborne.	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1566	I am dreading the dishes.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1567	Honey-you seem to be a little on edge lately with his EPA pick	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1568	Honey, I'm seriously rethinking my decision not to join you in therapy.	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1569	He's bad, yes, but wouldn't Canada be closer?	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1570	Ok fine I'll get the mild onions next time.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1571	Honey, I don't feel much like dinner tonight.	1.2199	0.04512	141	118	15	8
1572	I had beans for lunch.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1573	Is the range hood not working?	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1574	I bet this is going to be out of this world	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1575	Honey.....who did you say that you invited for dinner?	1.2199	0.03910	141	113	25	3
1576	I take it my "Kiss the Cook" apron was a bad idea.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1577	I've lost my appetite.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1578	The radiation levels are doing wonders for this Cabernet, Linda!	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1579	Where did you even find a recipe for skunk stir fry?	1.2199	0.04731	141	120	11	10
1580	So, how was your day at the Superfund site?	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1581	The knitted pink hats are more specific.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1582	We could just move to Canada; we don't have to leave the planet.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1583	It's been two weeks . . . I don't think I'm still contagious.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1584	Honey, I have a confession to make: I don't like Brussels sprouts either.	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1585	Thanks for making my breakfast right before you leave for Mars.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1586	OK, I'll buy organic next time.	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1587	It's called HAZ=MAT surprise.	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
1588	Honey, maybe it's time to break down and ask my mother to show you.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1589	When I said our relationship was becoming toxic, I wasn't being literal.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1590	There's nothing like liver and onions to set the mood.	1.2199	0.03910	141	113	25	3
1591	Oh boy! Habanera chili.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1592	I see the new hair dryer lets you multi task	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1593	Ok, Ok, I won't ask you to add cilantro the next time.	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1594	Do you get out often?	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1595	Sometimes I feel there's a barrier between us.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1596	We don't all live in a Yellow Submarine. Some of us have to make personal adjustments.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1597	You really hate onions.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1598	Yes darling; just like your mother makes it	1.2158	0.04763	139	119	10	10
1599	Oh, Hon, I'm so glad you like your birthday present!	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1600	I thought we weren't having sex til later.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1601	Honey, I think the recipe said saute until the flavors are melded... not welded.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1602	Plutonium doesn't work in everything honey.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1603	I get it. Your cooking is out of this world.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1604	So, fusion?	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1605	HAS OUR RELATIONSHIP BECOME THAT TOXIC?	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1606	When did they stop being eggs over easy?	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1607	Um... Should I have my suit on?	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1608	OK, you've proven your point. You don't like onions.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1609	I promise to be less handsy next time you wear your "Kiss the cook" apron.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1610	gluten is not airborne	1.2158	0.04653	139	118	12	9
1611	Sweetheart, it's very touching you would cook for me your late husbands favorite meal!	1.2158	0.04763	139	119	10	10
1612	If you didn't want to cook onions, you could have just said so.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1613	You don't really like Cilantro do you?	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1614	Maybe not so well done this time.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1615	Brad Pitt wears Obsession.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1616	You say it's to die for?	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1617	Okay, I promise that the next time I go shopping I will only buy organic.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1618	I know we haven't been getting along, but it's nice of you to make dinner.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1619	How’s the lutefisk coming along?	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1620	I'm pretty sure the ad said I was looking for someone with a solid background in gastronomy with a "G".	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1621	I miss Breaking Bad too, but you have to let go.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1622	Jackie Gleason was using a metaphor Alice, I'm making a sincere suggestion.	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1623	Broccoli again?	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1624	And I love when you cry out, "Affirmative!! Affirmative!!"	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1625	You do know, gluten isn't airborne.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1626	Let me guess - not cage free?	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1627	So you don't like my new cologne?	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1628	i get it, am from Venus and you are from Mars !	1.2158	0.03648	139	110	28	1
1629	So, my turn to do the cat box?	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1630	But I kind of like it when you smell like bacon...	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1631	It's the body wash, right?	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
1632	One of us is in trouble.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1633	Honey, I don't think gluten is volatile.	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
1634	Honey! When I mentioned I needed "some space from you" I never imagined this.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1635	Was it something I said?	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1636	So I couldn't find organic eggs. So what?	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1637	I take it, it's not organic.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1638	I'll turn down the lights and set the atmosphere.	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1639	Supermarket brand doesn't mean toxic.	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1640	I've been having a hard time getting through to you recently. Can we just talk about it?	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1641	Habaneros?	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
1642	When you said you needed some space, you really meant it.	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1643	I take it you're from Venus.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1644	Would you be terribly offended, Dear, if the kids and I ordered take-out tonight?	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1645	Kidneys or liver and onions?	1.2158	0.03648	139	110	28	1
1646	I did not mean 'out of this world' cooking literally.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1647	Allow me to point out that liver-and-Brussels sprouts night was your idea.	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
1648	Dear, cooking "sous vide," is for the food.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1649	Eggs make me gassy, not toxic...but point taken.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1650	Well, if cooking odors shorten ones life, how come you bought only one suit?	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1651	Still skittish from that last Flambeau attempt? C'mon. Your eyebrows grew back.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1652	So will I be needing a suit to eat this ?	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1653	They were out of organic chicken?	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1654	I see that Billy's coach finally got him to bring home his gym clothes.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1655	You were joking when you said you'd kill me if I voted for him and he won the election. Right?	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1656	As a recovering germaphobe, I must say that I am impressed with your hygiene.	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1657	Last time I order a mail order bride from another planet.	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1658	How much more space do you need?	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1659	I think it might be too spicy.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1660	Are you still mad about the HPV?	1.2158	0.03648	139	110	28	1
1661	I'm making this just for you.	1.2158	0.04872	139	120	8	11
1662	When you said I love you to the moon and back, I didn't think you meant it literally.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1663	I didn't know this is what you meant when you said you need your space.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
1664	I actually think we have some Tang in the cupboard left over from the 60's.	1.2158	0.04653	139	118	12	9
1665	I still think the recipe meant to read stir in 'spice,' not in space.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1666	I trust you'll be joining me for dinner...	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1667	This could give Iron Chef a run for its money	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1668	Can I lick the spoon?	1.2158	0.04653	139	118	12	9
1669	All right! All right! We'll go organic!	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1670	I didn't think the air between us had become that toxic.	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
1671	So you're an orthodox vegan.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1672	Was the store out of organic?	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1673	Sorry to pull you back from the Space Station on such short notice, but you know how I love your omelets.	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1674	I don't think a teflon scratch is THAT dangerous.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1675	Sorry they were out of organic eggs	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1676	so you don't want me to kiss the cook?	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1677	I think you're over reacting to his EPA choice	1.2158	0.04653	139	118	12	9
1678	Little heavy on the garlic, don't ya think?	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1679	I'm pretty sure the label said it was gluten free.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1680	So,...what's for dinner?	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1681	It's only bacon.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1682	Marge, I could be way off base, but I get the feeling there's something you're not telling me.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1683	Is Walter White coming to dinner?	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1684	I'll take mine dark side up.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1685	Do I detect some reluctance to discuss the divorce?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1686	What do you think of my new cologne?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1687	Just like mom used to make it.	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1688	I think you're overreacting because I didn't get ORGANIC bell peppers.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1689	If you have to wear a hazmat suit to prepare it, do you really think we should eat it?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1690	Would this be the correct time to ask about the make-up sex?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1691	Is this your idea of asking for space ?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1692	I take it you're counting on this recipe going viral?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1693	I know you said you needed a little space, but this is ridiculous.	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1694	So what exactly is molecular gastronomy?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1695	I think they meant a different kind of yellow cake, hun...	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1696	Run out of aprons?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1697	It looks like your allergy medicine isn't working.	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1698	I see we're having liver and onions.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1699	So, you finally decided to Break Bad.	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1700	Smelling the food won't make you fat!	1.2101	0.04651	138	118	11	9
1701	So they were out of organic kale at the co-op?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1702	I appreciate the fact that you're a vegan and making me dinner tonight.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1703	Is my goose cooked yet?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1704	My favorite, haggis with limburger.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1705	Is the non-stick worth it?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1706	I've no doubt you're going to win the chili contest this year.	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1707	Well anyway,I guess we don't have to worry how this date will end	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1708	OK, fine, being a housekeeper IS real work.	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1709	But does it keep you from crying when dicing onions?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1710	won't a smoke detector be easier ?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1711	I don't care what you heard at the women's march. Being white, male and middle class is not a communicable disease.	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1712	Figuratively speaking, your cooking is out of this world.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1713	Where did you say you're from?	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1714	Discount fish again dear?	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1715	That looks like VERY deep sea bass.	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1716	I don't think that frying up a couple of not organic eggs for me really requires all that protection.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1717	OK, I get it. Next time I'll buy organic.	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1718	Hello, future wife.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1719	Yeah, well, how do I know YOU'RE not the one with cooties?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1720	"I'm glad you're enjoying your "Joy of Limburger" cookbook.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1721	Does this have anything to do with you insisting I increase my life insurance?	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1722	So how is the new posting at the White House press room going?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1723	But I don't like green eggs and ham	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1724	What time did mother say she'd get here?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1725	I really am okay without the onions.	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1726	I gather you noticed I haven't fixed the range hood yet.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1727	Hon, Everyone else has got past this whole "Zika Virus thing"	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1728	I'm glad to see you understand the gravity of the situation.	1.2101	0.03630	138	110	27	1
1729	So you heard the news, huh?	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1730	A pinch of dark matter, maybe?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1731	Unless you want my mother here every weekend, just keep adding garlic.	1.2101	0.04651	138	118	11	9
1732	You could've told me you didn't like to cook before we got married.	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1733	I swear, they were out of the organics.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1734	It wasn't me.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1735	Another haz-mat special tonight dear?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1736	I think you're taking the toxic effects of non-stick pans too seriously.	1.2101	0.03772	138	111	25	2
1737	Should we just get take-out?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1738	Not Chernobyl cheese sandwiches again!	1.2101	0.04651	138	118	11	9
1739	Honey, you are out of this world tonight.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1740	I can't believe Monsanto's just giving those things away.	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1741	I love it when you make mother's tuna noodle supreme.	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1742	There's too much space between us.	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1743	You realize there are still two and a half minutes left on the doomsday clock, right?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1744	I just have a couple food allergies.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1745	How about one small step for a nice Chablis?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1746	If you don't want to have sex with me anymore, why don't you just say so?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1747	I take it they're enforcing "dress like a woman" at NASA?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1748	OK, this is the last time I will ask you to use one of my mother's recipes.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1749	PTA night?	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1750	You seem to be a bit aloof tonight.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1751	"I just don't think that's what the cookbook author meant by 'gear up for a great taste adventure' ".	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1752	Will this call for red or white?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1753	Would you like me to take charge of cooking the liver next time?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1754	Maybe we should just take all peanut dishes off the menu rotation.	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1755	Liver and onions again?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1756	Had the news on?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1757	Reading "Silent Spring" again?	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1758	I'm eating out tonight.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1759	"Mmm, my favorite - stuffed mushroom clouds".	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1760	And now you want me to eat it	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1761	OK, I’ll try some breath mints.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1762	I'll bet you're glad that my birthday comes only once a year.	1.2101	0.04651	138	118	11	9
1763	The brussel sprouts aren't going to kill you.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1764	"On second thought, I think I'll just order out tonight".	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
1765	Mushroom cloud for dessert?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1766	Can you hear me now?	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1767	Cooking GMO tonight?	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1768	Another flambé?	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1769	Of course I'm supportive of your applying to NASA.	1.2101	0.03772	138	111	25	2
1770	Your commitment to sobriety is admirable.	1.2059	0.04443	136	115	14	7
1771	It would be easier to not use eggs after their expiration date.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1772	Your interview for the cook's position at Three Mile Island middle school is when?	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1773	Silent Spring vegetables again?	1.2059	0.04563	136	116	12	8
1774	I'm sorry I forgot about role playing night.	1.2059	0.04563	136	116	12	8
1775	How do you do it? Your pancakes are out of this world.!	1.2059	0.04443	136	115	14	7
1776	I just wanted a hamburger; you're taking this vegan stand to the extreme.	1.2059	0.04443	136	115	14	7
1777	And I say, it doesn't make you look fat	1.2059	0.04443	136	115	14	7
1778	Most vegans aren't this extreme, dear.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1779	I am sorry you feel that I am suffocating you.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1780	I still think a little coriander won't kill you.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1781	Trust me, it's going to go great with this Pinot.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1782	Okay, so maybe a Limburger omelette wasn't such a good idea.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1783	Well, let the launch be a little late. You know I can't cook.	1.2059	0.04563	136	116	12	8
1784	Okay Marilyn, I get it. You want more space.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1785	Maybe you should start watching a different cooking show.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1786	Next time buy organic	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
1787	Don't you think moving to Canada would be much simpler?	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1788	So, I guess your ride to Mars never showed.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1789	Look, if you don't want to cook with onions, you don't have to cook with onions.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1790	So this says you want a wife support system?	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1791	So you're saying "Maybe later tonight" then?	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1792	I wish you would tell me when we are going Level 5!	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1793	Can I assume you don't want any more cooking advice from me?	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
1794	OK! I will take out the garbage.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1795	I feel like you would ignore me if you knew I was here.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1796	Personally, I would never have thought of frying Kimshi	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
1797	This recipe is gonna be a real blast.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1798	Maybe we could just skip the onions next time.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1799	Just a guess... you come from overprotective parents.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1800	... and you're sure it's fine for me, right?	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1801	Maybe next time get the organic?	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1802	Do you really think you can stay in that for four years?	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
1803	Aren't you taking your dislike for cooking liver a little far.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1804	OK, I get it. The teflon cookware for your birthday was a bad idea.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1805	Okay, I get it--no more Trump steaks.	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
1806	According to the new administration's EPA, those fumes aren't really that harmful.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1807	So. Exactly what is the defining feature of this Tox-Mex?	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1808	No, they're not Porcini, they're Chernobyl.	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
1809	You look ready for a big flash in the pan.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1810	And I thought the vegan phase was bad	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1811	Is there something I don't know about, but should?	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1812	If you didn't want to cook, you could have just told me.	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
1813	Did my ex-wife call again?	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1814	Jackie Gleason was using a metaphor Alice, I'm being literal.	1.2059	0.04443	136	115	14	7
1815	Maybe my parents were right. She is a bit weird...	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1816	This new cologne I bought is the best. Nobody buys cologne better than me.	1.2059	0.04443	136	115	14	7
1817	I almost forgot, Wednesday is Toxican food night.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1818	I'm sorry, the new unit does make you look a little heavier.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1819	Look, if you'd rather not cook me chili, just say so.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1820	Gee, I like the smell of liver and onions.	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
1821	You're not drinking your wine. Is there something the matter?	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1822	Seasoning a cast iron skillet is intense these days!	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1823	So...you didn't get local organic?	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1824	Blackened, huh?	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
1825	You've gotten away from cooking the way your mother used to.	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1826	You know they have an app for cooking onions	1.2059	0.04563	136	116	12	8
1827	Cooking up something special?	1.2044	0.04162	137	114	18	5
1828	How was your first day at NASA?	1.2044	0.03896	137	112	22	3
1829	This date has no atmosphere.	1.2044	0.04413	137	116	14	7
1830	Sometimes I feel like you and I come from other planets.	1.2044	0.03896	137	112	22	3
1831	Does this mean we're done with the vegan thing, Marge?	1.2044	0.04289	137	115	16	6
1832	Are you sure that's how you make Moon Pies?	1.2044	0.04289	137	115	16	6
1833	If I admit climate change is real, will you stop with this Rogue NASA nonsense?	1.2044	0.04289	137	115	16	6
1834	This wine's pretty good once it's had a chance to breathe.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1835	How can you hate the smell of bacon that much?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1836	I thought we were moving to Canada?	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1837	How do you plan to eat that?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1838	Are you sure the recipe said twenty cloves of garlic?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1839	Shall I put the Limburger away?	1.2015	0.03478	134	107	27	0
1840	If you want to be noticed by NASA, you have to get out more.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1841	I've always sensed our relationship was toxic.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1842	I know you're a vegetarian, but that's a bit much for bacon.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1843	All this because the onions aren't organic?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1844	Are you taking this GMO thing too seriously?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1845	Oh, for God's sake Martha! It's herring not hazmat!	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1846	Your mom's stroganoff?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1847	Another executive order?	1.2015	0.04711	134	116	9	9
1848	Honestly, good food, no atmosphere.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1849	Well... I don't know, what does the recipe say?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1850	There's a space between us.	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1851	Careful.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1852	Honey. Why don't you just put new batteries in the smoke detector?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1853	It's 5-alarm chili night.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1854	Are you really not taking this off for the next 4-8 years?	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1855	Mmmmm. Liver and onions, my favorite.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1856	How do you season to taste?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1857	Wow, you really meant it when you said dinner would be out of this world...	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1858	Ok, I apologize, I shouldn't of said I needed a hazmat suit to eat last nights dinner.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1859	I see that you're taking eating clean pretty seriously.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1860	You could try putting your mascara on AFTER you cook the onions.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1861	It was YOUR idea to serve baked beans.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1862	Vent still broken?	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1863	New suit?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1864	Okay, okay, I get it. Now that I'm the head of the EPA, I have to start taking air pollution more seriously.	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1865	I'm almost sure my 'toxic personality' isn't airborne.	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1866	So-I see you are preparing to go ballistic again.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1867	So uh, your not eating with me?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1868	I see you've embraced the Lab-to-Table craze.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1869	Earth to Maybel: I like mine over easy	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1870	Honey, it's been (number of days Trump in office) days, you can't sustain this.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1871	I know you're gluten free but I think it's OK to be in the same room as it.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1872	I didn't really mean to say your cooking was toxic.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1873	I'm guessing that those beans are genetically modified.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1874	Should i be concerned now that you are wearing that to bed?	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1875	Perhaps I should call Judy, Elroy and Astro for dinner?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1876	Sweetie, I promised you my republicanism is not contagious!	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1877	We gotta get rid of these Trump Steaks.	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1878	I know the news is toxic, but it's not contagious.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1879	Onions?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1880	I promise I won't watch Fox News anymore.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1881	Honey, your cooking is to die for.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1882	They make onion goggles, you know.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1883	Are you sure CDC lets you take work home with you?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1884	If I could change my vote, I would.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1885	I TOLD you not to get Trump steaks.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1886	I'm not eating that...	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1887	If my breath was that bad, you could have just told me.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1888	You really have to stop bringing work home with you.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1889	And I suppose you're cooking your eggs moony side up?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1890	Let me guess....fresh catch from the Flint River?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1891	Look, just lie to you mother about her Easter casserole recipe.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1892	What if I said I'd floss at least once a week?	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1893	I can turn on the hood	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1894	I know food allergies are difficult.	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1895	There is still two and half minutes on the Doomsday Clock.	1.2015	0.04829	134	117	7	10
1896	your suit expired 6 months ago	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1897	You're saying tonight isn't date night?	1.2015	0.03636	134	108	25	1
1898	Geez, thanks tons for cooking one of mom's recipes for me.	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1899	Just because the cook book called it 'out of this world'...?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1900	Muffy, I know you said you needed your own space, but...	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1901	I wasn't saying we have to have liver and onions.	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1902	So how'd the interview at NASA go?	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1903	I'm all for farm-to-table, but is mars-to-table really necessary?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1904	Forget the flambe and drama.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1905	It's not a literal "nuclear option."	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1906	One small step for a woman, one giant leap for dinner.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1907	Look, I just need you to give me some space	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1908	Is kale really worth all that?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1909	Good God! Kale and sardines again...	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1910	Let me guess, your recipe is out of this world.	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1911	My sommelier app says this Merlot pairs well with most hazmat recipes.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1912	Yes, I have been a bit flatulent lately.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1913	I asked for it rare not radioactive	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1914	I wasn't clear what you meant by "bring your own atmosphere".	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1915	Hazmat Hash again, Hazel?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1916	Space-to-table tonight?	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1917	It's only bacon.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1918	Honey, you should really stop listening to health advice on the internet.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1919	For the next four years, I'm living in a vacuum.	1.2015	0.04711	134	116	9	9
1920	Jalapeno?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1921	And you wonder why I don't like brussel sprouts!	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1922	I think your cooking is out of this world dear.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1923	After the way you acted when I told you I am a Republican, I am quite surprised you invited me over for dinner.	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1924	Promise me you won't spoil supper by bringing up my affair, will you?	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1925	Aren't you taking this anti-gluten thing a bit too far?	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1926	Trump's toxic for men too, you know.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1927	Natural gas? We don't have natural gas ... oh.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1928	Very well. I promise to take a shower.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1929	That's one small step for mayonnaise...	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1930	I think we need some space	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1931	organic would be cheaper...	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1932	Practicing for the apocalypse again?	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1933	I didn't know your cooking could be so hazardous...	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1934	If you go to Mars then we'll be taking separate vacations this year, Margaret.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1935	Again with the killer stir-fry?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1936	You know, gluten isn't toxic.	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
1937	I think you need another drink.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1938	Honey, what are you doing back so soon?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1939	You could just turn on the stove vent, you know.	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1940	Common Gwen, they said weeks ago I was no longer contagious	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1941	Charles never suspected that the dinner his wife was preparing could be poisonous	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1942	For your information, meat is not considered a hazmat.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1943	Trying the Neil Armstrong diet again?	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1944	I Assume you want me to take some Beano	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1945	Brussels sprouts again?	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1946	So.....how else did a year in space affect you?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1947	When were you planning on telling me about the poison gas leak?	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1948	Honey, it looks like dinner will be out of this world.	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1949	What time do you have to head back to Venus?	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1950	Hey Siri, can you cook my steak medium rare?	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1951	Geez, a little cilantro isn't going to kill you!	1.2015	0.03636	134	108	25	1
1952	I always wanted to see how a vampire cooks with garlic.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1953	Need more breathing room?	1.2000	0.04179	135	113	17	5
1954	Is this another entrée from the "Chernobyl Cookbook?"	1.2000	0.03906	135	111	21	3
1955	Oh, The Martians called to say they might be a little late.	1.2000	0.04179	135	113	17	5
1956	What do you say we forget the toxic stew and go out?	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1957	Why the cold shoulder?	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1958	If you didn't want to cook Mexican, all you had to do was say so.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1959	A little gluten isn't going to kill you.	1.1955	0.04460	133	114	12	7
1960	Ok ok, you can skip the onions next time.	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1961	I might be drunk ... but I'm not radioactive pork chops two nights in a row drunk.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1962	You shouldn't believe everything you read about Teflon coating.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1963	How's the chili?	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1964	The division of labor in this household has become toxic	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1965	Five-alarm chili again?	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1966	A hazmat omelet? Ah, the new EPA cookbook.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1967	Aren't you overreacting to environmental deregulation?	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1968	Is this because I said we have a toxic relationship?	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1969	Don't you dare turn your pack on me!"	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1970	Can I have the Tang before breakfast?	1.1955	0.04586	133	115	10	8
1971	You do know that you can always find another study with a different conclusion.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1972	it's JUST liver & onions, ya'know	1.1955	0.04460	133	114	12	7
1973	You really need to stop watching those Chernobyl Cooking Shows.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1974	I don't think you'd be having such a problem if it was your mother's recipe.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1975	You're dressing like a woman? I don't get it.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1976	Honey, you are not still mad at me, are you??? What exactly is this special surprise dinner you are cooking for me???	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1977	Making the Chernobyl recipe ?	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1978	Helen, the fresh tuna was twice as much.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1979	I think this Barolo will do nicely with the liver and onions.	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1980	Life was better before your appointment as under secretary of the EPA!	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1981	Maybe I should have mentioned this earlier but I don't even like onions.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1982	Oh, my What toxic mess are you serving up tonight?	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1983	Your taking this 'Men are from Mars' thing a little serious aren't you?	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1984	One of these days, Alice!	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1985	Honey, if you can hear me, I poured you a glass of wine the old fashioned way.	1.1955	0.03767	133	109	22	2
1986	Honey, I know you don't like liver and onions like I do, but this is over the top.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1987	Okay, I get it, I wanted fresh fish.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1988	Not liver and onions again!	1.1955	0.03613	133	108	24	1
1989	Is it hot in here or is it just me?	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1990	I think we should have tossed the "leftovers."	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1991	Yet, another try at Habanera Pepper hash?	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1992	What have you learned from your Breaking Bad binge?	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1993	Alright! I'll never ask you to make my mother's recipe if you take that damn thing off.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1994	OK OK - No more liver.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1995	A bottle of Stoli, Chernobyl Stroganoff, and thou.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1996	Well, add a little Bean-o then.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1997	Same roles, new packaging.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1998	Bob...I swear to God this is the last I'm cooking you haggis.	1.1955	0.04460	133	114	12	7
1999	Don't worry, honey. He almost certainly won't be reelected.	1.1955	0.04586	133	115	10	8
2000	Maybe you should cut back on the garlic some.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
2001	There's being cautious and then there's being a crackpot.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
2002	I don't want to know, just give me the alternate facts.	1.1955	0.04460	133	114	12	7
2003	Ectoplasm, again?	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
2004	I take it you didn't like my use of the phrase "barefoot and pregnant."	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
2005	Zelda, you say you're allergic to dairy, nuts, sulfites, and gluten, but I'm beginning to think you're allergic to me.	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
2006	Back to non-organic GMO food?	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
2007	OK, OK, I promise not to fart in the kitchen anymore!	1.1955	0.04460	133	114	12	7
2008	Will you be joining me for dinner?	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
2009	I know you said you weren't going to cook bacon in the nude anymore, but...	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
2010	This'll be a nice break from all those freeze-dried meals.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
2011	Honey, all I said was to wash your hands.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
2012	Is this the new blow dryer you ordered online?	1.1940	0.04554	134	116	10	8
2013	I didn't realize that making your own Sriracha was so involved.	1.1940	0.04168	134	113	16	5
2014	So...you're not going to drink a glass of wine.	1.1940	0.04554	134	116	10	8
2015	Did you remember to remove the poison gland?	1.1940	0.04031	134	112	18	4
2016	So uh...takeout?	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2017	Don't you think you're taking 'Don't ever touch me again, you cad' a little too far?	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2018	Next time, let's stick with organics.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2019	It's only gluten.	1.1908	0.04612	131	114	9	8
2020	Mind if I have your wine too!	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2021	Does your therapist know about this?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2022	Open the oven door, Hal!	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2023	Just stay off Facebook!	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2024	Okay, I'll scale back on the beans and broccoli.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2025	You made your point. Only grass fed from now on.	1.1908	0.03613	131	107	23	1
2026	Cute outfit. Ivanka label?	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2027	out of this world scrambled eggs? I'm intrigued	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2028	Are those the discount veggies from Chernobyl?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2029	The maybe you just shouldn't make me three-bean chili.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2030	Well I might not be worth taking it off for, but this chardonnay certainly is.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2031	I only meant that dinner could sometimes be a little spicier	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2032	I hate that cutbacks to the CDC force you to work from home.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2033	Toxic waste again?	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2034	Just give me a little space, Allen.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2035	More Tang?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2036	OK. You win. We'll get rid of the teflon.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2037	What exactly are you cooking, and should I be worried?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2038	OK! OK! I'll stop the 'Old Spice.'	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2039	I know it's a wedding present, but there are other nonstick pans out there.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2040	If you would hurry up making my lunch, maybe you could still make your launch!	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2041	So maybe you'd prefer NOT having fish for dinner.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2042	Actually, you won't believe the day I'VE had.	1.1908	0.03613	131	107	23	1
2043	You good have just said, "not tonight "	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2044	When it's my turn to cook, I change out of my work clothes.	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
2045	The moment when Fred realized his wife had watched too much Breaking Bad.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2046	I still don't smell anything	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2047	WANT TO EAT AT HOME TONIGHT OR GO OUT??	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2048	We really should be eating healthier.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2049	Trying the Fukushima omelette again?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2050	The gauge still shows one part per million of glutin. I think you ought to change the filter.	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2051	This precaution against having another child is a bit extreme.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2052	Are these fusion recipes worth it?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2053	Honey, that's not how you make moon cakes	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2054	Gosh, it's only my family coming to visit!	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2055	Mmm, I see we're having fried liver tonight	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2056	So, I take it you went with the nuclear option, tonight.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2057	So then Bob says, "You're going to have to get HR to sign off on that." You should have seen the look Jessica shot him.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2058	You deal with the apocalypse your way, I'll do it my way.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2059	Does white or red go with toxins?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2060	You know, sooner or later you have to confront our relationship.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2061	Next time you could try soaking the onions first.	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2062	Should I give you some space when you're cooking?	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
2063	I'll just ask what's cooking, dear, and let it go at that.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2064	Are you sure about this new recipe?	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2065	I'm sorry. I take it back. You don't breathe too loudly.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2066	Kale again, Hon?	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2067	Let's make love.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2068	I love when you cook it the way Mother did!	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2069	Could I have my plutonium sunny side up?	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2070	Following the high altitude cooking instructions?	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2071	OK. You've made your point. We can start buying organic and non-GMO.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2072	Is it me or the onions?	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2073	Remember, reduce heat after three half-lifes.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2074	Honey, they're just carbs.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2075	Germanium? I thought the recipe called for a garnish of geranium.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2076	Carolina Reaper peppers again?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2077	Don't you think its time to give up the Teflon pans?	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2078	Cooking dinner was her final frontier.	1.1908	0.04483	131	113	11	7
2079	Is there someone else?	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2080	Think calling it haz-mat hash might make it more palatable?	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2081	I get the message, dear. I'll change the hood filter.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2082	We could do take-out.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2083	That's not how you make yellowcake.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2084	It's a natural bodily function.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2085	Honey, I didn't literally mean you should live in your own bubble.	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
2086	Shall I pour your wine into your backpack?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2087	Wow. Dinner's gonna be outta this world.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2088	You know that doesn't make it gluten free, right?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2089	No matter how many alternative facts you offer, it's not an apron and it still stinks.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2090	It's inspiring to be at the birth of the Lunar Farm to Table Movement	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2091	And I say that it's your fault for serving me baked beans and asparagus.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2092	With no FDA, I am not taking any chances.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2093	I love it when you innovate.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2094	Guess you won't hear OR smell my bullshit!	1.1908	0.04738	131	115	7	9
2095	Ovulating again?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2096	This won't protect you from the news.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2097	But honey, you knew I liked lutefisk when you married me.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2098	I felt closer to you when you were a climate change denier.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2099	You know I was just kidding about your toxic cooking.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2100	Are you sure that's health food?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2101	Honey, do I take the oxygen out of this room?	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2102	So… it could kill you to cook a little?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2103	Honey, not every "bio" thing is a hazard.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2104	So that's what you were talking about needing some space?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2105	Hey honey do you smell something burning?	1.1908	0.04612	131	114	9	8
2106	You know, they've recently engineered a smokeless bacon.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2107	Is this another of your mother's cooking tips?	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2108	Now I see why our first date had to be at your house.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2109	Did you change your hair?	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
2110	Onions make me cry too...	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2111	All I said, dear, was, "Would it kill you to cook some liver with tofu?"	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2112	Have things really become that toxic?	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2113	A sprinkle of small pox really brightens the dish.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2114	You have to open up to me at some point.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
2115	Fish again?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2116	How about I order takeout?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2117	Did you become left-handed while in Space?	1.1908	0.04612	131	114	9	8
2118	You know, lots of doctors are still skeptical of 'second-hand fat.'	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2119	Subtle. Next time I'm in the mood for fish, we can just go out.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2120	Honey, wives usually poison their husband's drinks; not their stir fry.	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
2121	Perhaps we could eat out tonight.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
2122	I thought you liked cilantro.	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
2123	Is my non-vegan, gluten-rich, immigrant-harvested, GMO-containing dinner ready?	1.1894	0.04320	132	113	13	6
2124	It's probably just fake news.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2125	The relaxation in EPA regulations hasn't kicked in yet.	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2126	Making your mother's cabbage rolls again?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2127	We could get pizza delivered.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2128	Be careful not to burn yourself.	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2129	Honey, it's bacon fat not Ebola.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2130	I'm starting to think our marriage has become a toxic environment.	1.1860	0.03440	129	105	24	0
2131	Wouldn't want that to go to nuclear waste.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2132	It's not like I ask you to fry fish all the time!	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2133	Are you sure the recipe calls for THAT much sriracha?	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2134	It's OK now -- I took my gas pill.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2135	Ok, ok. I turned the thermostat up. But you could've just put on a sweater.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2136	Liver and onions again?	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2137	He's not contagious, just an asshole!	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2138	We don't breathe together anymore	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2139	Cheers to President Trump for telling us about all the nutrition in toxic waste!	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2140	If you're going to act like that, then stop cooking beans as a side every night	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2141	Honey, don't you think you might be carrying the potential consequences of the election just a bit far?	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2142	So you read those studies about Teflon?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2143	That's not what I meant when I said the recipe is from a viral video!	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2144	So cod with Brussel sprouts, onions, and kimchi?	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2145	Do you think you might be taking your new OSHA safety inspector job a bit too seriously?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2146	Honey, let me remind you that you didn't make the cut for the next group of astronauts. I think it's time to move on...	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2147	...but if you read THIS month's study, they actually say eggs and red wine won't kill you.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2148	You know, some people take haggis tasting tours!	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2149	Liver again?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2150	I think you're taking this clean food thing too far.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2151	Cooking up some GMOs?	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2152	You're reading those food magazines again, aren't you?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2153	I realize you think aprons are tools of the patriarchy that symbolize contemporary male oppression, but so is a fire-proof safety apparatus with self-contained oxygen generator.	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2154	I'm taking all precautions without the Affordable Care Act.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2155	Honey, relax, the President can't grab you here.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2156	Makin' dinner safe again?	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2157	I am pretty sure 'nuclear chicken' is just a metaphor.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2158	Mmmm, that smells out of this world!	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2159	Are you nuking those burgers?	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2160	So just leave the onions OUT...	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2161	Must be a Trump steak...	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2162	You could just say you're tired of cooking.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2163	Honey, please get a second opinion from a different allergist.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2164	Remind to get the fan fixed.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2165	I'll take this to mean I'm eating alone tonight.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2166	You're wasting the romantic atmosphere.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2167	Don't you think this is taking 'gluten free' a little too far?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2168	Well I hope it tastes better than it smells.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2169	I heard that you prepare food that is out of this world, but I didn't expect this!	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2170	OK, I get it. Bacon is evil.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2171	But have you lost weight?	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2172	A glass of wine before dinner is the least of my health concerns.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2173	Kinky!	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2174	I swear Margaret, it wasn't me, it was the dog!	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2175	I fear you've taken the "Tang" recipe a tad too seriously, dear...	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2176	Sichuan?	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2177	Fewer onions on mine.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2178	Fine, I'll go gluten-free, too.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2179	No, it doesn't make you look fat.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2180	I'm sorry I burnt the toast, but aren't you over-reacting?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2181	OK Amy, you win- I'll only fart outside.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2182	Are you being just a bit over dramatic about your GMO concerns?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2183	Honey, I've been thinking about sex ever since I got home from work.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2184	Perhaps I should have a Beano with dinner tonight?	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2185	This distance between us—it feels like 20,000 leagues.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2186	But all the experts say that GMO foods are completely safe.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2187	I know onions make you cry but isn’t a hazmat suit a bit much?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2188	Don't you believe the label that says it's gluten free?	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2189	Let me guess, are we having Lutefisk or Stinky Tofu?	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2190	Remember when we were oblivious to gluten?	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2191	Of course, you could try using fewer onions...	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2192	Trump steaks for dinner?	1.1860	0.04507	129	112	10	7
2193	I've decided my one night a week to have meat just isn't worth it.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2194	Alternative facts aren't communicable	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2195	Honey, I think "Trump Steaks" is just a brand name	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2196	I do love the way you fix those Brussels sprouts!	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2197	So, will we be getting astro-naughty after dinner?	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2198	All I said last night was it needed a little salt.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2199	I don't know about you, but, I'm ready to take our relationship to the next level.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2200	It's just one small step for Spam.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2201	I was not being sarcastic, your omelets are out of this world.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2202	You'd think NASA could finally pop for your rations.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2203	Whatever you are cooking sure smells great!	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2204	You know, my mother used to keep a piece of bread in her mouth and it seemed to work just fine.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2205	Yes, I'm wearing it to bed.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2206	Ok, I get it! I like garlic and you don't....a little melodramatic don't you think??!!	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2207	What planet are we eating from today honey?	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2208	I miss Julia Childs more each day.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2209	Ok, you've made your point, we'll go organic....	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2210	Your mother's tuna casserole again?	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2211	No, really, it was the dog.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2212	I asked if you would like to join me in a Tanqueray, not a tank array.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2213	I know you need your space but this is ridiculous.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2214	Not at all. In fact, it's very slimming.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2215	Enough with the clean eating, Barb.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2216	Thanks for doing the garlic, dear	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2217	Maybe just leave out the garlic next time?	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2218	The therapist said "our relationship is toxic," and I think you're taking it too literal.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2219	I see youve been binge watching "Iron Chef" and "Breaking Bad" again.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2220	I really think that you vegans go a little overboard on the "toxicity of eating meat" thing.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2221	Using the Alternative Ingredients Cookbook ?	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2222	Easy on the strontium 90...it's been giving me heartburn lately.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
2223	First the deodorant under my pillow, now this... I just sense you want to tell me something.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2224	YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE ME EAT MORE OF THAT BEAN CASSEROLE.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2225	Really... my liver and onions are that bad?	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2226	I'm surprised you're cooking me dinner even after I forgot about Valentine's Day.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
2227	If I had known you were vegan, I wouldn't have asked you to cook steaks.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2228	It's very toxic, but the taste is to die for.	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2229	For the last time, there's no such thing as 'alternative gas.'	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2230	Is cooking really that much like sex for you?	1.1797	0.04496	128	112	9	7
2231	Looks more Martian than vegan.	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2232	Trump Steaks again?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2233	Honey, your Mars mission isn't until tomorrow--relax.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2234	I promise, honey, I showered after leaving the White House. Besides, he was in Russia.	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2235	At least the wine is organic.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2236	Trust me. After two glasses of wine your cooking smells wonderful.	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2237	And you're sure this goes with white wine?	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
2238	Are we having that again?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2239	Just because I support the Trumps, you think I'm literally 'toxic'?	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2240	How about I handle the cooking you do the cleaning.	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
2241	You win, Mary. I'll be happy with tofu.	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
2242	Make sure to you remember to tell HAL that Dave sends his regards.	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2243	The chili you made last night was amazing.	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2244	Aren't you taking this Vegan thing a little too far, Doris?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2245	So they say Chernobyl mushrooms are the next truffles?	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2246	Next time, let's skip the onions.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2247	Binge watching Breaking Bad, again honey?	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2248	OK, we don't have to have liver and onions.	1.1797	0.03407	128	105	23	0
2249	It's THAT genetically modified?	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2250	It's your mother's recipe, isn't it?	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2251	I know I said your cooking was dangerous, but in an exciting way.	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
2252	I'm so glad you're not letting your peanut allergy become a problem.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2253	Honey, I've told you before: I'll be happy to take care of the onions.	1.1797	0.04496	128	112	9	7
2254	It said cover and simmer for five minutes.	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2255	Just because your dad eats your mother's Chernobyl casserole doesn't mean I have to.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2256	You know that your not supposed to cook kimchi don't you?	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2257	flambé again?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2258	When I said "Your cooking is out of this world." I meant it as a compliment!	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2259	What's for dinner, Ripley?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2260	What's cooking?	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2261	One small step for Jane, one giant leap for the Smith family.	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2262	Hey, you're the one who said I need to eat more cruciferous vegetables.	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2263	I see you switched to boxed wine.	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2264	Remember when bacon and eggs were bacon and eggs?	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2265	''I literally didn't mean for you to nuke dinner tonight.'	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2266	If the President hadn't gutted federal environmental regulation, how would we have learned that toxic waste is so delicious?	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2267	I find your new attitude towards global warming to be incredibly sexy.	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2268	Really? Blowfish again?	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2269	Is that the emergency cyanide?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2270	I take it you're serious about leaving the planet.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2271	You know, the recipe says you could've substituted pineapple chunks for the dioxin.	1.1797	0.04496	128	112	9	7
2272	I'll take mine with extra gamma rays and electrons.	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2273	If you bought organic, you wouldn't need the hazmat suit!	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2274	Cooking liver again, I see.	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
2275	First it was Jacques Cousteau, then it was John Glenn, can't just be us now?	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2276	Do you think it's going to be a long, long time before dinner's ready?	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2277	So why did your pour two glasses of wine?	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2278	It's hard to tell if you are mad at me or just can't hear me, and something tells me you designed it that way.	1.1797	0.03583	128	106	21	1
2279	Moonlightning?	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
2280	Oh, no. We talk. You just don't listen.	1.1797	0.04496	128	112	9	7
2281	So we're having your hot chili for dinner?	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2282	New recipe?	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
2283	Well if you wouldn't make me eat broccoli twice a day...	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2284	Fry me to the moon ... I'll be here all week.	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2285	Just because you're from Venus doesn't mean you have to move there.	1.1797	0.04358	128	111	11	6
2286	Now we're Mars to table?	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2287	You're not actually allergic to gluten, honey. Relax.	1.1783	0.04036	129	110	15	4
2288	So how was Venus, Dear?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2289	I know you're upset that Trump has halted climate change research, but...	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2290	What's your next wish?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2291	The wine needs to breathe a bit.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2292	When is this fucking acid going to wear off?	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2293	I see you are already dressed for your meeting with the President.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2294	When I said explore the kitchen for a change this isn't what I meant	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2295	After 30 years of marriage, she finally indulged his "nuclear winter" fantasy	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2296	I poured you a glass of pinot.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2297	Can I help it if I like my food spicy?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2298	She's so vegan she can't even smell the bacon.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2299	More garlic.	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2300	When I said salmon, it was just a suggestion.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2301	So, what do you think of my new after shave?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2302	Not what I meant when I said we really needed to spice things up.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2303	Subtle. But I'm still going to eat those sausages.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2304	Well then maybe you should stop cooking beans.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2305	I think you should stop reading those survivalist blogs.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2306	Look, nobody hates it that he breathes the same air as you more than me.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2307	Angie loved to cook, but she needed Phil to understand--she was a modern woman.	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2308	Can you hear the smoke detector with that thing on your head?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2309	Our marriage has become a cartoon-like parody of itself with the caption having you say something like "I need more space."	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2310	I'd like mine solar-flare side up.	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2311	Doesn't smell that good to me, either.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2312	I take it they were out of the non-GMO onions.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2313	Haggis, eat your heart out.	1.1746	0.04519	126	111	8	7
2314	We all wanted to support your decision to go vegan.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2315	Oh please. We will not defund NASA, too.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2316	Maybe just a salad?	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2317	Is this our last meal?	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2318	You know, most accidents happen at home and they're called dinner.	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2319	"I take it you're from Planet of the Crepes, Suzette.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2320	Honey, dear: he's only been in office two weeks.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2321	Honey, have you seen the rat poison that I keep in the garage?	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2322	I think I have figured out why you are not drinking your wine.	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2323	I love a good homemade organic meal.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2324	I just want a nuclear family.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2325	Honey, should I just cook if the bacon is that scary?	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2326	Enjoying your new freedom from food regulations?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2327	You know, out of the frying pan and into the fire is just an expression.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2328	Frankly, I don't think cooked cabbage smells that bad.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2329	No, I don't think lamb chops smell like feet, but thank you for making them all the same.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2330	I did not know that Williams-Sonoma sold habanero cooking suits.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2331	Aren't you taking this gluten obsession a bit far?	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2332	Despite how you feel, you are still the very air I breathe.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2333	If you would just learn to cook you wouldn't need the suit...and I wouldn't need the wine.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2334	Is this from your Jacques Cousteau Cookbook again?	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2335	So how's that "let's try GMOs" working out?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2336	Shall I bring you the Geiger counter?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2337	Blue Apron?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2338	This new diet really suits you.	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2339	You know I get gassy when I drink...	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2340	Well I know one company that hopes climate change is real.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2341	All right, I won't buy GMO foods anymore.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2342	So, I spent all morning getting estimates on new A/C unit and I think I finally figured out why toilet won't flush...how was your day?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2343	After Flint, you just can't be too safe.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2344	I hate the smell of cabbage.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2345	Seriously... who has been giving you cooking lessons?	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2346	I am not aloof. I just need my own space."	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2347	You didn't have to take my "toxic waste" comment so personally.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2348	I was being sarcastic.	1.1746	0.03578	126	105	20	1
2349	No, I have always supported your dream of becoming an astronaut.	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2350	I’m guessing that our relationship is on the back burner?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2351	Kale again?!?!	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2352	What's the ETA?	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2353	The sarcasm notwithstanding, I’m looking forward to the fish and scrapple.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2354	I'll get the Rolaids.	1.1746	0.03578	126	105	20	1
2355	Look, just start over again and this time leave out the PCBs.	1.1746	0.04519	126	111	8	7
2356	You really are allergic to cooking.	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2357	'Let me do that Kellyanne while you get out of those work clothes'.	1.1746	0.04519	126	111	8	7
2358	I really don't understand the gravity of the situation.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2359	What's for dinner, Darth Mater?	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2360	I love your omelets seasoned with fresh uranium.	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
2361	You made your point--I'll settle for the tofurkey....!	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2362	No wiggle room on cilantro?	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2363	The GMO steaks putting up a fight again?	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2364	You knew what you were in for when you married a cardiologist.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2365	Since when does a flambe require a hazmat suit?	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2366	Not sure how to turn you on . . . ?!	1.1746	0.04228	126	109	12	5
2367	Maybe you should try using less onions and spice next time.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2368	It may by gluten free, but are you sure Plutonium is wholesome?	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2369	Are we having '20,000 Legumes Under the Peas'?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2370	I'm guessing I don't have to lie that dinner smells good.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2371	Wow, Doris, do they really eat 'Hamburger Helper' on the International Space Station?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2372	It appears to me you think our relationship has become too caustic.	1.1732	0.03724	127	107	18	2
2373	Do you ever feel like we live in a vacuum?	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
2374	OK, I get it. I’ll shop organic for now on.	1.1732	0.04197	127	110	12	5
2375	After a day with the estate planning lawyer, Bob ventured in the kitchen to see what was for dinner.	1.1732	0.04485	127	112	8	7
2376	Now you're allergic to your own cooking?	1.1732	0.04343	127	111	10	6
2377	Not in the mood for a quickie?	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
2378	Am I allowed conjugal visits ?	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
2379	Whoever heard of an entire chastity suit?	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
2380	Curry Night?	1.1732	0.03724	127	107	18	2
2381	Guess you are not taking Any chances with the no abortion law.	1.1732	0.04343	127	111	10	6
2382	I wish you wouldn't take the Senate's nuclear option so literally.	1.1732	0.04343	127	111	10	6
2383	Did you get your hair done?	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
2384	Calories do not fly through the air!	1.1732	0.04197	127	110	12	5
2385	Aren't you overdoing the "I am not a housewife routine?"	1.1732	0.03552	127	106	20	1
2386	You might want to use a bit less Ghost Pepper.	1.1732	0.04197	127	110	12	5
2387	Still allergic to cooking?	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
2388	Is procreation still allowed?	1.1732	0.04197	127	110	12	5
2389	I told my dad not to make you pull his finger this time.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2390	I really appreciate you came back for dinner.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2391	I'm pretty sure the label said irradiated meat.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2392	I'm just concerned over your decision to fashion the helmet out of a working food processor.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2393	You signed up to help Elon Musk colonize Mars? I guess asking for a divorce like a normal person was out of the question.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2394	I know you can’t help bringing the job home with you, I’m just suggesting that if you quit referring to us all as ‘Earthlings’ you might feel a little less isolated.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2395	Is it spicy?	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2396	(a) I can make my own quinoa and (b) your doctor has told you on numerous occasions that you aren't allergic to gluten.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2397	I really appreciate you making my brussel sprouts.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2398	Aren't you overreacting just a bit? Kale and quinoa are not that far out of culinary fashion.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2399	Okay, you win. No more gluten.	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
2400	Wait, you said you got this recipe off an episode of Dateline?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2401	But I thought you loved liver and onions.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2402	Sure, he'll let you back in from Mars now, but who knows in two years?	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2403	Leftovers tonight, I see.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2404	Space diet tonight?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2405	Between the glasses of wine and this protective device I was hoping I wouldn't be able to hear his inane ramblings anymore.	1.1694	0.04540	124	110	7	7
2406	How long until liftoff?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2407	Your words say you don't mind cooking the bacon, but your CDC suit says that you do.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2408	I hate when our dinner guest are gluten free.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2409	What now? Gluten free wasn't enough for you.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2410	If you didn't want to make saganaki you just should have said so.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2411	Hazmat and eggs this morning?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2412	My mother would just put a spoon on her nose	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2413	I think we need a little less space.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2414	Why not get rid of the Teflon pans?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2415	Isn't that a bit much for a product labeled GMO?	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2416	It's a surprise.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2417	One small egg in the pan, one giant leap for my cholesterol.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2418	I still can't believe you're the head of The Department of Education.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2419	But, the FDA assured us it's safe.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2420	My stir fry is out of this world.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2421	We’re out of Purell.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2422	You know, I'm no longer HIV positive.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2423	All right. I get it. You really don't like broccoli.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2424	Are you hiding an inconvenient truth?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2425	Is this one of those recipes from the CDC cookbook.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2426	So, cod isn't your favorite?	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
2427	It's a 1997 cab Margaret..don't you dare ask for the straw!	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2428	Don't feel like you have to do gluten just for me.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2429	Hail the era of a weakened FDA	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2430	You should know it just doesn't smell right.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2431	Does NYFD know you're attempting creme brulee again?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2432	Aren’t you being a bit premature, Honey? Environmental deregulation won’t make it to our kitchen for another eleven months or so!	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2433	You knew before we married l liked liver and bacon curry,why the bid deal now all of a sudden ?	1.1694	0.03382	124	103	21	0
2434	I'm just saying, Julia Child would be appalled.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2435	I prefer Tuesday night S&M cuisine.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2436	When I said you're a space cadet I did not mean that I thought you were an astronaut	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2437	Thank you for cooking the bacon.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2438	That was E.T. who just called. He said "Phone Home."	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
2439	Just eliminate the habaneros.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2440	There's no more romance in our marriage.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2441	Honey, if you really don't want to make that limburger cheese omelet for me, just say so!	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2442	You make me feel so vulnerable.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2443	I don't think that's how sous vide works.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2444	Don't worry honey, I'm sure I followed the Meth Lab Tutorial to the T	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2445	Mary's passive aggressive plea for "some space" was not getting through to Frederick.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2446	Your cooking technique is out of this world.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2447	Dear, I am ready for the fusion cuisine	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2448	There must be faster ways to kill me than to expose me to Teflon fumes.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2449	It will taste fine, dear.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2450	I think you're really taking this gluten allergy too far.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2451	Is this your way of saying you detest liver and onions?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2452	Not liver and onions again!	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2453	Maybe it's time to stop cooking with a no-stick pan.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2454	How much beer does that hold?	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2455	Have you tried putting the onions in the fridge before you slice them?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2456	I can't hear you through that helmet...I suck all the what out of the room?	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2457	Would you like some alcohol? It will calm your nerves and kill the germs. It works for me.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2458	Let me guess - haz mat stir fry?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2459	This long-distance thing isn’t working for me anymore.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2460	You know how people say, Nothing can come between us? They're wrong.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2461	Mother-in-law chili again?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2462	Clearly, you aren't as much of a garlic lover as I am.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2463	And you expect me to eat that?	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2464	Really? I ask for extra garlic and you put on the hazmat suit?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2465	Dear, I really appreciate you cooking liver and onions for me, but do you have to be so dramatic?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2466	I just love our gluten nights together	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2467	But the cilantro adds a special zing.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2468	That's serious gluten intolerance	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2469	Allergies bothering you again?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2470	Don't be ridiculous. I adore your five-alarm chili.	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
2471	GMO for dinner again?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2472	Alright, I'm sorry. Next time I'll get gluten-free.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2473	Most people just drink wine from a glass.	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2474	Decent of you to scramble my eggs one last time before you run off with Elon Musk...	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2475	So what's this new dish you're making me?	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2476	... but I got it on sale from the Trump Catalogue. It was in the "Ivanka's favorites" section...	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2477	Let me guess, "Blue Apron Skunk Burgers?"	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2478	OK you made your point.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2479	Rough day at the power plant?	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2480	Can you hear me now?	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2481	Still trying to one-up my mother with her own recipe I see !	1.1694	0.04540	124	110	7	7
2482	You can just tell me if you don't like my new recipe	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2483	On our planet we tend to value the cooking skills of the female species.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2484	So when do you plan to return to Venus?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2485	So what I farted, get over yourself	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2486	You go too far. I had only a sniffle.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2487	OK, so you're a vegan and I'm not. You don't have to rub it in.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2488	Wouldn't it just be simpler to use cast iron?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2489	Another recipe from the NASA cookbook?	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2490	Are you sure they said it was safe for me not to have one?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2491	I had nearly forgotten that you're vegan.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2492	A little heavy on the bromine chloride, I think.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2493	So, I suck the oxygen out of the room, and you add sriracha sauce?	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2494	So you really have entered the World's Hottest Chili Cook-off.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2495	You get so dramatic when you cook cauliflower.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2496	I know you're worried about the water in Flint, but this is a little much.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2497	Next time I want fish for dinner, maybe we should just go out.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2498	Maybe you're taking this gluten alergy thing a little too far?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2499	Just don't use onions.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2500	You makin' somethin' out of this world?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2501	Your cooking is out of this world, Honey	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2502	Onions again?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2503	I get it. You're allergic to cooking.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2504	ooooo Honey, did you do something different to your hair?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2505	Well...it sure is nice to have you back!	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2506	I think your cooking is out of this world.	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2507	Tanked up before dinner, again?	1.1694	0.04394	124	109	9	6
2508	I see you read Melanie's top ten ways to a successful marriage article.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2509	All I ask for was a little space	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2510	The wine label says nothing about notes of tree nuts, wheat, peanuts, soybeans or shellfish.	1.1694	0.04540	124	110	7	7
2511	Remember to tell my mother how much you enjoyed preparing her garlic-haggis casserole.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2512	What, you couldn't find your lead apron?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2513	So just because I don't like kale.....	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2514	I appreciate that you added jalapenos for me, but aren't you being a bit dramatic?	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2515	I don't think this qualifies as a legal separation.	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
2516	When you invited me for dinner I was hoping for more.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2517	This GMO Merlot will go perfect with it.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2518	Don't you think you're taking this whole gluten free thing a little too far?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2519	Everything has become so toxic.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2520	This gluten free thing has gotten out of hand	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2521	Martha Stewart always comes up with the strangest ideas I must say.	1.1694	0.04540	124	110	7	7
2522	Yeah, I'd never touch the food I serve my kids either.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2523	Recipes for chemical warfare may be on YouTube but that doesn’t make them right.	1.1694	0.03382	124	103	21	0
2524	How long until Lent ends?	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2525	Oh, threat levels must be a thing again.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2526	Will you have time to join us before you leave for the launch pad?	1.1694	0.04242	124	108	11	5
2527	Honey, is that another kitchen gadget from Amazon?	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
2528	Honey, I think we need to talk about our toxic relationship.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2529	Cooking onions again?	1.1680	0.04210	125	109	11	5
2530	The flu season requires extraordinary protection.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2531	Look, I'm sorry I didn't get the cage-free, antibiotic free, organic eggs!!	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2532	How's the habanero omelette coming along?	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
2533	I get the point. You hate to cook fish.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2534	Something smells good, but you wouldn't know it.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2535	Just because it's my mother's recipe doesn't mean it requires a haz-mat suit.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2536	I'm telling you the package said 'Gluten Free.'	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2537	I'm willing to eat out on fish night.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2538	I hope that you're not planning on wearing that in bed.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2539	Did I mention that I appreciate you making my Mom's sauerkraut recipe?	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
2540	I felt like I needed my own space.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2541	The onions again?	1.1680	0.03544	125	105	19	1
2542	All I'm saying is give toxic masculinity a chance.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2543	So after John eats that we can finally be together?	1.1680	0.04210	125	109	11	5
2544	I don't think that's how you make authentic mooncakes	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2545	If you're that allergic to eggs, why cook them at all?	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2546	Trying out a new yellow cake recipe	1.1680	0.04506	125	111	7	7
2547	Look, I know you don't like it when I ask you to add anchovies.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2548	Whipping up a little something to go?	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2549	Have you seceded from our union?	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
2550	Hon, the exhaust fan repairman promised that he would be here tomorrow.	1.1652	0.04266	115	100	11	4
2551	Liver	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2552	I'm almost sure you didn't used to put plutonium in the eggs.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2553	I guess you remember my remark last time about the meat being a tad under-cooked.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2554	Should we order in tonight ?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2555	Haz mat we go out to dinner instead?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2556	Sorry, but it's only two more months till my radiation level is back to normal.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2557	Are you sure it wouldn't go better with red?	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2558	Honey, he's not invading our food	1.1639	0.03561	122	103	18	1
2559	How's that new sriracha recipe coming along?	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2560	You really have to get over your aversion to garlic.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2561	Honey, I need some space.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2562	So, tell me about your work day...	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2563	Wouldn't you be more comfortable in an apron?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2564	I know you're gluten free, but this seems excessive.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2565	Good grief, I asked for a little Wasabi, not dioxin.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2566	I'm trying to think of a song that would be the polar opposite of "Embraceable You".	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2567	Honey, your cooking is out of this world!	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2568	You know, we can have it without shell fish.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2569	This recipe is to die for	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2570	This is no way to deal with a constitutional crisis, Ellen.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2571	And they say women can’t have it all.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2572	It's not you, it's me.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2573	Jalapenos? Again?	1.1639	0.03561	122	103	18	1
2574	Would you like your Chardonnay delivered intravenously?	1.1639	0.04411	122	108	8	6
2575	This is the second wackiest diet you've tried.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2576	So we don't have any Gas-Ex pills left?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2577	You landed right on time	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2578	Run out of Fitbits did they?	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2579	I get that you need your 'space', but this is ridiculous.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2580	Planning to leave the counrty?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2581	The wine needs to breathe for a few minutes.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2582	Honey, let's get a new skillet.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2583	All I said was Trumps name.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2584	They are called space mushrooms for a reason!	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2585	So,...what's for dinner?	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2586	I wouldn't worry about nuclear fallout until next week.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2587	Honey, I said I wanted salmon for dinner, not salmonella.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2588	I know you said you needed some space, but this is getting ridiculous.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2589	"Martha, find anything new at the neighborhood garage sale?'	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2590	It's not a giant leap to say we're growing apart.	1.1639	0.03561	122	103	18	1
2591	I think Canada would be easier.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2592	You used to find me suitable.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2593	Last time: I'm not eating kale.	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2594	I know you've gone vegan, but it's just a turkey burger.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2595	In the mood tonight, huh babes?	1.1639	0.04411	122	108	8	6
2596	So you don't like my new cologne?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2597	Honey, maybe if we did not eat beans every night I could eliminate my flatulence issues!	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2598	Maybe Gowanus Canal chicken is too local?	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2599	Look, you wanted flambe', and I've been burned before...	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2600	Did you hear we have a new head of the EPA?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2601	Isn't Purell easier?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2602	What the pho is that ?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2603	The grocery store was out of organic vegetables again?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2604	Really don't like the smell of that liver, do you?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2605	Did you try a stronger exhaust hood?	1.1639	0.03561	122	103	18	1
2606	guess you found a workaround to not being able to stand the heat	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2607	I think your wearable technology is wearing you.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2608	Sorry about the fart joke.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2609	I'm just saying, we should give him a chance.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2610	That dinner is going to be out of this world.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2611	And to drink, how about a nice "Chateau Tang, '65?"	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2612	You know I was kidding when I told them you were allergic to cooking.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2613	Who you gonna call? Roast busters!	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2614	So, how is this more advanced than the Paleo Diet?	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2615	Yes, but they're fake nuclear codes.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2616	I guess you're not cooking organic anymore?	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2617	You know, that does make your butt look big.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2618	What kind of peppers did you use?	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2619	You're taking this vegan thing a little far.	1.1639	0.04562	122	109	6	7
2620	I see we're having beans with dinner.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2621	Whippin' up your 'Space Odyssey Omelets' again, hon?"	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2622	Honey, I said I'd like "le poisson" for din-din, darlin'. I didn't mean poison.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2623	You're taking "germophobe" to a whole new level	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2624	Food sticks and Tang, I presume?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2625	Nut allergy acting up?	1.1639	0.03366	122	102	20	0
2626	You're going a little heavy on the sriracha sauce, aren't you, dear?	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2627	I'll pass on the first bite.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2628	'Haz-mat hash again? Maybe we should talk."	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2629	I blame Trump.	1.1639	0.04411	122	108	8	6
2630	You've been binge watching on the Syfy channel again haven't you?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2631	I'm glad we've moved past my affair with that lifeguard. Wow, that smells a lot like chlorine.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2632	All I need is the air that I breathe, and to love you.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2633	Ok, no more beans.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2634	I don't think you and I were at the same sous-vide cooking lesson!	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2635	No, I wasn't aware that grease splatter can be fatal.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2636	Hellooooo . . . Mrs. Jetson.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2637	Hey, hazmat girl, why am I subjected the toxic liver-and-onion fumes?	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2638	So that's it? You're just going to shut me out?	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2639	You were nominated to head the EPA?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2640	What time is dinner's Arrival?	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
2641	I didn't know this kitchen was a superfund.	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
2642	Thanks for reheating my fish, honey.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
2643	Will you stop it. My hangover farts aren't THAT bad	1.1626	0.04377	123	109	8	6
2644	I think we can trace your paranoia back to the Bowling Green Massacre.	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2645	Taking this Gluten allergy thing a little far, aren't you?	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2646	You really do think this debate about the new President is creating a toxic political environment.	1.1626	0.04222	123	108	10	5
2647	I use a deodorant.	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2648	Hey Alexa, when are my scrambled eggs going to be ready?	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2649	Come on honey, relax.. let's get you out of that suit	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2650	You know, if you didn't incinerate dinner every night, you wouldn't need the suit.	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2651	You're wasting your time -- I think the Martian explorers will only be able to eat MREs.	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2652	Did you enjoy the "Breaking Bad" marathon?	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2653	She was having trouble leaving the toxic relationship.	1.1626	0.03535	123	104	18	1
2654	The new pantsuit in post-inauguration America is so versatile, women can now get dinner on the table while bracing for nuclear war.	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2655	Honey, the Jetsons was forty years ago!	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2656	What does your therapist say these dreams are supposed to mean?.	1.1626	0.04377	123	109	8	6
2657	I know the smell of cooking onions makes you cry. But you're overreacting.	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2658	Beans?	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2659	You've taken this alien thing quite personally, haven't you?	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
2660	So how scary was it when you realized that there's .01% of germs that you can't kill?	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
2661	This wine isn't the right pairing with fried liver.	1.1613	0.03864	124	107	14	3
2662	Is this the result of an Executive Order?	1.1613	0.03864	124	107	14	3
2663	Just eat your dinner and don't ask questions.	1.1613	0.04190	124	109	10	5
2664	Where's the wine tube.	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2665	So, this is what NASA does now that it's got its funding cut, huh?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2666	Can I assume the cilantro rice is just for me?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2667	Let me guess, it's an alternative apron?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2668	OK, so you spoke up to the President, and he fired you, but his friendship with Putin doesn't mean, necessarily, that he has access to polonium-210.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2669	Okay, I get it, you don't appreciate my helpful hints.	1.1570	0.03321	121	102	19	0
2670	Dinner smells good tonight honey.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2671	Why did you cancel our appointment with the marriage counselor?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2672	So, you're taking the EPA Cheif appointment very seriously.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2673	I agree these are the last days. I just don't think the suit will save you.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2674	Run your definition of a self-contained marriage by me again.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2675	I hope you have the right gear to eat it...	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2676	Are we having Martian themed sex after our Martian themed dinner ?	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2677	How are the ebolatkes coming along?	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2678	I guess you figured out whether you're going to retain your health care coverage?	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2679	Gosh, I didn't realize the recipe I suggested wasn't vegan.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2680	... and you're sure you don't have an eating disorder	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2681	I am sure it will taste RAD!	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2682	I didn't mean just because Mom made it for my birthday you should, too.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2683	I don't think I can make my masculinity any less toxic.	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2684	I'll set the table	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2685	Your whiny brother still says I suck all the air out of a room.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2686	I noticed your dating profile said that your soufflé was to die for.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2687	So you can have your yellowcake and it eat it, too?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2688	Honey, it was just the wine talking when I said that about your cooking...	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2689	No, you never mentioned dating the bubble boy.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2690	A spacewoman's work is never done.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2691	Wasn't that song "FLY me to the Moon"?	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2692	So, how long before they have the locally sourced back in stock?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2693	You can't smell crony capitalism, Maxine.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2694	Open the pea pods please, Hal.	1.1570	0.04393	121	108	7	6
2695	You sure it's called molecular astronomy?	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2696	You really think our relationship fosters a poisonous atmosphere?	1.1570	0.04393	121	108	7	6
2697	Any chance the USDA gag order will be lifted in time for dinner?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2698	Wouldn't it just be easier to buy organic non-GMO?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2699	You know, not all soy is genetically modified.	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2700	Experimenting again culinarily, are we?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2701	Asbestos omelettes again?	1.1570	0.04393	121	108	7	6
2702	Honey, this is not what I had in mind when you said our date night was going to be out of this world.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2703	Fine, I'll buy organic eggs next time.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2704	I didn't ask to eat more beans.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2705	Toxic waste should always be broiled, not fried...	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2706	toxic but edible, interesting mix...	1.1570	0.04547	121	109	5	7
2707	Well, it will all make sense in a minute.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2708	I can be an astronaut, I can be a Ghostbuster, but somehow I am still the one cooking YOU dinner when I get home from work...	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2709	You should probably stop watching "What's Really in Your Kitchen?" before going to bed.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2710	Wearing this to your interview to work in the White House kitchen might be seen as hostile, don't you think?	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2711	Expecting another boiling green massacre?	1.1570	0.04393	121	108	7	6
2712	Honey, Lord Trump said the radiation would be harmless	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2713	Perhaps I wasn't clear when suggesting we add more spice to our marriage.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2714	Wow... You're really out of this world!	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2715	Honestly, it said 'gluten-free' on the carton…	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2716	What exactly do you mean by "off-gassing"?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2717	I feel like fancy range hood technology may have crossed a line.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2718	I suppose the Spaceman diet is a natural evolution from the Paleo one we tried.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2719	Honey, if we really were in space, your fried eggs would be floating in the air.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2720	You didn't have to descend from orbit. I told you I'd start dinner.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2721	Don't be so dramatic. I'm sure he'll be impeached.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2722	Just because I asked for liver and onions doesn't mean you have to be so dramatic! Just because I asked for liver and onions doesn't mean you have to be so dramatic! dramatic	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2723	Should we pair it with Milk of Magnesia?	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2724	"Aliens 5": In Space, no one can hear you cook.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2725	Talk to me.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2726	Well it looks delicious, but maybe we SHOULD think about going organic...	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2727	The hazmat omelet again?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2728	Cooking with durian fruit again I see...	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2729	So next time, maybe no Gorgonzola.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2730	Fire extinguisher on the fritz again?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2731	Honey, I think GMO's are only dangerous if eaten.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2732	Is it just the vodka or is there no oxygen in here?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2733	I said they were gastronomes, not astronomes	1.1570	0.03321	121	102	19	0
2734	Could we practice survival techniques another time?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2735	Is there no gadget you won't buy?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2736	Sorry, I spaced out – could you repeat that?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2737	Durian again?	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2738	So nice of you to cook for me, dear. Are you sure you're not having any?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2739	A wall might keep the germs out, but who would pay for it ?	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2740	I take it the onion allergy cure was less than hoped for.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2741	Do you cook for all your Match.com dates?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2742	I can take a hint; you need your own space!	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2743	Honey, food is supposed to be clean, not sterile!	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2744	My God Ellen, I thought it was free range.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2745	Concocting something life-altering Honey?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2746	I appreciate your willingness to cook with cream of mushroom soup.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2747	So how was the weather on Venus this morning?	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2748	So you aren't joining me for dinner?	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2749	Now you're just stirring the pot.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2750	Complying with the Executive Order on extreme cooking?	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2751	I really wish you wouldn't take your work home with you.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2752	You sure you don't want that glass of wine for launch?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2753	Sorry about my G.I. problem honey.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2754	Is that one small step for mankind or a wok?	1.1570	0.04233	121	107	9	5
2755	If you must know, it's an alt-apron.	1.1552	0.04347	116	103	8	5
2756	I see you're making the pate de skunk gras again, my love.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2757	I'm sensing a bit of oven vent frustration on your part.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2758	I thought you meant the other trial separation.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2759	I think I need something stronger than wine to protect me from this one.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2760	What was in that Blue Apron knick knacks bag?	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2761	How about we go out for dinner tonight?	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2762	Cooking kippers?	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2763	It isn't cooking asparagus that smells bad.	1.1513	0.04243	119	106	8	5
2764	No, I don't think it's a good way to greet my new boss at the EPA.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2765	Nice to see the onion-proof suit get some use.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2766	Janice liked to spend her spare time in the last alternative-fact-free square foot in America.

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