Contest #555


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555


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-01-30
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-02-12 (estimated)
Number of captions 6353
Number of responses 501078
Number of participants 11382


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I'll never let go. 2.6342 0.01961 1468 244 49 1175
1 I had the tailor over for lunch. 2.0151 0.02568 1194 461 254 479
2 You're the one who said I wasn't eating enough fiber. 1.9194 0.03442 695 316 119 260
3 So I stick the head up a few times, the lifeguard runs in, bingo! 1.7138 0.04918 297 161 60 76
4 You're both dummies! 1.7119 0.04903 295 159 62 74
5 ... one giant leap for a mannequin. 1.6975 0.04800 281 146 74 61
6 I miss the screaming. 1.6975 0.04800 281 146 74 61
7 I call it 'A Farewell to Arms'. 1.6769 0.05182 260 146 52 62
8 I miss all the screaming and thrashing. 1.6693 0.04835 254 131 76 47
9 The dressmaker, however, was delicious. 1.6114 0.05119 211 115 63 33
10 Fake news, fake people....what's going on up there? 1.6019 0.05492 206 121 46 39
11 Nooo. I said I wanted a "man again". 1.5737 0.05840 190 119 33 38
12 Yeah, but half an hour later, you want another one. 1.5737 0.05129 190 105 61 24
13 It's not bad, but all things being equal I'd rather have gotten Steve Bannon. 1.5714 0.06055 189 123 24 42
14 I'm in the placebo group. 1.5676 0.05772 185 114 37 34
15 It was this or kale. 1.5628 0.05562 183 109 45 29
16 It needs a little dressing. 1.5604 0.05477 182 107 48 27
17 You do realize that’s just empty calories. 1.5604 0.05365 182 105 52 25
18 I see two dummies. 1.5604 0.05533 182 108 46 28
19 It needs some dressing 1.5580 0.05613 181 109 43 29
20 Just admit it. You need glasses. 1.5580 0.05446 181 106 49 26
21 The hardest part for me was getting into the department store. 1.5531 0.05439 179 105 49 25
22 It was this or kale. 1.5506 0.05635 178 108 42 28
23 Needs dressing. 1.5480 0.05884 177 112 33 32
24 They make great lifeguard bait. 1.5460 0.05739 174 107 39 28
25 Jeez Charlie, I think they got you in the placebo group! 1.5407 0.05492 172 102 47 23
26 I'll thrash it around just beyond the breakers and when the lifeguard comes out you nab him. 1.5380 0.05762 171 106 38 27
27 I tell you, Steve, it was a frenzy. Everything was at least half off. 1.5380 0.05702 171 105 40 26
28 It's not the same without the flailing. 1.5325 0.05695 169 104 40 25
29 It doesn't quite have the same texture, but it's the ethical choice. 1.5298 0.05401 168 99 49 20
30 It's like a person, but without the bitter aftertaste. 1.5298 0.05722 168 104 39 25
31 I try not to eat anything with a face. 1.5294 0.05670 170 105 40 25
32 I poke it through the surface. Shake it a bit. And bingo! Lifeguard for supper. 1.5244 0.05958 164 105 32 27
33 It's true. People have no taste. 1.5244 0.05569 164 99 44 21
34 It's Farewell to Arms and Legs. 1.5241 0.06085 166 109 27 30
35 It looked better in the window. 1.5241 0.05384 166 98 49 19
36 I think I got the placebo. 1.5215 0.05595 163 99 43 21
37 You got it all wrong. I didn't mean "go eat dummy." I meant, "Go eat... Dummy!" 1.5212 0.05340 165 97 50 18
38 They're less fattening, but I do miss the screaming. 1.5168 0.06143 149 95 31 23
39 I'll thrash around with it near the beach, you yell out "Won't some meaty lifeguard save me?" 1.5125 0.06013 160 104 30 26
40 I liked it better when I saw it in the window. 1.5125 0.05465 160 96 46 18
41 I have no taste for fashion. 1.5094 0.05418 159 95 47 17
42 No, I said I wanted to eat 'a man again.' 1.5094 0.05977 159 103 31 25
43 Is there someone stuck in my teeth? 1.5094 0.05977 159 103 31 25
44 Don't worry. It's armless. 1.5093 0.05718 161 101 38 22
45 "It needs dressing….". 1.5064 0.05998 156 101 31 24
46 I miss the struggle. 1.5032 0.05521 155 94 44 17
47 It just needs dressing. 1.5032 0.05888 155 99 34 22
48 I said bring home take out, dummy, not dummy takeout! 1.5032 0.05959 155 100 32 23
49 I don't know how long I can do this Meatless Monday thing. 1.5032 0.05469 157 95 45 17
50 Macy's went under. 1.5000 0.05623 154 95 41 18
51 This new diet is working, but I miss the thrashing and screaming at mealtime. 1.5000 0.05845 154 98 35 21
52 I hate Meatless Monday. 1.5000 0.05989 154 100 31 23
53 It's a lifeguard lure. 1.5000 0.05989 154 100 31 23
54 Do I have someone stuck in my teeth? 1.5000 0.05917 154 99 33 22
55 This completes your training. Tomorrow we'll head for the beach. 1.4968 0.05816 155 99 35 21
56 No, thanks ... I'm a leg man. 1.4967 0.05801 153 97 36 20
57 I think we should eat other people 1.4967 0.06019 153 100 30 23
58 I saw it in the window and I just had to have it. 1.4967 0.05947 153 99 32 22
59 I saw it in the window and I couldn't resist 1.4967 0.05874 153 98 34 21
60 It keeps up our reputation, but no one gets hurt. 1.4967 0.05874 153 98 34 21
61 I faint at the sight of blood. 1.4934 0.05754 152 96 37 19
62 You're right. I need glasses. 1.4934 0.05754 152 96 37 19
63 First, fake news. Now this. 1.4902 0.05573 153 95 41 17
64 What can I say, I have a taste for fashion. 1.4901 0.05933 151 98 32 21
65 Can you believe someone was throwing this out? 1.4901 0.05858 151 97 34 20
66 I saw it in the window and had to have it. 1.4865 0.05712 148 93 38 17
67 I'm doing Meatless Mondays. 1.4865 0.06025 148 97 30 21
68 It was a bait and switch scam. 1.4830 0.05575 147 91 41 15
69 I don't eat anything with a face. 1.4830 0.06056 147 97 29 21
70 With this one you get to choose the dressing 1.4830 0.05900 147 95 33 19
71 I Can't Believe It's Not People! 1.4830 0.05900 147 95 33 19
72 Don't worry. It's armless. 1.4830 0.05978 147 96 31 20
73 There you go again, choosing form over substance. 1.4830 0.06056 147 97 29 21
74 You never listen! I said,I wanted a man again, not a Mannequin! 1.4830 0.06282 147 100 23 24
75 I'd look much less stupid if the swim suit were still on. 1.4795 0.05768 146 93 36 17
76 I've developed a taste for fashion. 1.4759 0.05714 145 92 37 16
77 Let's just say the tailor won't be coming. 1.4759 0.05879 145 94 33 18
78 I'm pro-life. 1.4726 0.05766 146 94 35 17
79 I just got tired of all the yelling and screaming 1.4722 0.05990 144 95 30 19
80 Now keep in mind the real thing squirms a lot. 1.4722 0.05826 144 93 34 17
81 Do I haf fomefing in my teef? 1.4722 0.05909 144 94 32 18
82 It's nice to have a break from all the struggle and screaming. 1.4685 0.06021 143 95 29 19
83 Have you ever heard of bait and switch? 1.4685 0.05770 143 92 35 16
84 Fake news, Fake people. Where will it end? 1.4685 0.05855 143 93 33 17
85 You said you wanted it without dressing. 1.4685 0.05855 143 93 33 17
86 I ate the tailor. This is a souvenir. 1.4685 0.06182 143 97 25 21
87 My doctor says that this will help me quit. 1.4681 0.05917 141 92 32 17
88 This one has a slight woody, yet full bodied taste. 1.4648 0.05351 142 87 44 11
89 I think this one's stale. 1.4648 0.05534 142 89 40 13
90 Somehow 'mannequin-eater' just doesn't have the same panache. 1.4643 0.05682 140 89 37 14
91 It cost me an arm and a leg. 1.4643 0.05860 140 91 33 16
92 Just practicing for spring break. 1.4643 0.06033 140 93 29 18
93 It looked a lot better in the window than it tastes.... 1.4643 0.05771 140 90 35 15
94 To be honest, it could use some dressing. 1.4643 0.06033 140 93 29 18
95 Spielberg reduced the budget. 1.4604 0.06064 139 93 28 18
96 Do I have something stuck in my teeth? 1.4604 0.05889 139 91 32 16
97 It's bait. I'll thrash this around on the surface, and you yell "Help! Help! I can't swim!", OK? 1.4604 0.06316 139 96 22 21
98 It's OK, I guess. but I miss the screaming. 1.4571 0.05944 140 93 30 17
99 No, you misunderstood. I said "I bet you can't eat a man again." 1.4565 0.06181 138 94 25 19
100 Never thought I'd fall for the old bait and switch. 1.4565 0.05829 138 90 33 15
101 I think I'm mannequin depressive. 1.4565 0.05829 138 90 33 15
102 I got it at the Great White Sale. 1.4526 0.06039 137 92 28 17
103 You've got something between your teeth. 1.4526 0.05949 137 91 30 16
104 It has lots of insoluble fiber, without all the screaming. 1.4526 0.06214 137 94 24 19
105 It just needs a little dressing 1.4526 0.05577 137 87 38 12
106 Of course, I miss the taste, blood curdling screams and thrashing around, but my cholesterol is way down." 1.4526 0.06300 137 95 22 20
107 Do I have something in my teeth? 1.4526 0.05766 137 89 34 14
108 First the fake crab, now this? 1.4526 0.05858 137 90 32 15
109 It never tastes as good as it looks. 1.4526 0.05949 137 91 30 16
110 They say it helps you kick the habit. 1.4526 0.06039 137 92 28 17
111 I can't stand the sight of blood. 1.4526 0.05858 137 90 32 15
112 Usually they put up more of a struggle 1.4485 0.05887 136 90 31 15
113 I can't tell you. I've never had chicken. 1.4478 0.06045 134 90 28 16
114 Just can't swim past a garage sale, can you? 1.4478 0.06045 134 90 28 16
115 I saw it in the window and I just had to have it. 1.4478 0.06045 134 90 28 16
116 It takes the edge off but it doesn't stop the cravings. 1.4436 0.05982 133 89 29 15
117 I saw it in the window and I couldn't resist 1.4436 0.05886 133 88 31 14
118 I attacked because she wasn't armed. 1.4436 0.06529 133 95 17 21
119 It just needs dressing. 1.4436 0.05982 133 89 29 15
120 This is the last meal I will order online. 1.4436 0.06077 133 90 27 16
121 I just saw it in the window and HAD to have it. 1.4436 0.06170 133 91 25 17
122 Only dummies swim in shark infested waters. 1.4394 0.06202 132 91 24 17
123 I went window shopping 1.4394 0.05817 132 87 32 13
124 The department store went under. 1.4394 0.06013 132 89 28 15
125 It's supposed to help me quit. 1.4394 0.06108 132 90 26 16
126 I went window shopping 1.4361 0.05479 133 85 38 10
127 I know it's just empty calories 1.4351 0.05429 131 83 39 9
128 Definitely not like chicken. 1.4308 0.06074 130 89 26 15
129 I wondered why there wasn't much of a frenzy. 1.4308 0.05875 130 87 30 13
130 I can't wait until Lent is over. 1.4308 0.06074 130 89 26 15
131 Turns out the billowing red stream was just taffeta. 1.4308 0.06074 130 89 26 15
132 How do you think this would look in me? 1.4308 0.06074 130 89 26 15
133 Its a dummy, dummy. 1.4308 0.06172 130 90 24 16
134 They pulled the old bait-and-switch on me. 1.4308 0.05875 130 87 30 13
135 It cost me an arm and a leg. 1.4308 0.05772 130 86 32 12
136 First, I'd like to thank the Academy. 1.4297 0.06144 128 88 25 15
137 I found thousands of these leftover from Trump's inauguration. 1.4297 0.06718 128 94 13 21
138 As a matter of fact I did just read "Shark Attack for Dummies." Why? 1.4297 0.06043 128 87 27 14
139 Mannequin-eater doesn't have the same ring. 1.4297 0.06043 128 87 27 14
140 Needs dressing. 1.4297 0.06144 128 88 25 15
141 One of you is a dummy. 1.4297 0.06341 128 90 21 17
142 I'd like to thank the Academy . . . 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
143 One of you is a dummy...the other's a mannequin. 1.4297 0.06243 128 89 23 16
144 I've learned I have no taste for fashion. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
145 I always had a taste for fashion. 1.4297 0.05730 128 84 33 11
146 It's the old bait and switch. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
147 Just practicing. I'm spending the summer at Cape Cod. 1.4297 0.05730 128 84 33 11
148 You know, these healthy choices are tasteless. 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
149 I don't care what the ads say, you can taste the difference 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
150 It's a lot like imitation crab. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
151 You know I’m automatically attracted to the human form — I just start biting them. It’s like a magnet. I just bite. I don’t even wait. And when you're a shark, they let you do it. 1.4297 0.06243 128 89 23 16
152 The doctor said it might help me quit. 1.4252 0.06277 127 89 22 16
153 It's supposed to help stop the cravings. 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
154 You're the dummy. 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
155 Macy's just went under. 1.4252 0.06074 127 87 26 14
156 It could use a little dressing. 1.4252 0.06074 127 87 26 14
157 I fell for the ol' bait and switch. 1.4252 0.06277 127 89 22 16
158 It was this or rice cakes. 1.4252 0.05536 127 82 36 9
159 What I said was, 'Go get a MAN AGAIN!' 1.4252 0.06473 127 91 18 18
160 NO, STUPID, THE BOOK IS CALLED "SHARK ATTACKS FOR DUMMIES". 1.4252 0.06473 127 91 18 18
161 It looked good in the window 1.4219 0.06036 128 88 26 14
162 The real ones give me gas. 1.4206 0.05785 126 84 31 11
163 If we make the drinks strong enough maybe none of our guests will notice. 1.4206 0.05894 126 85 29 12
164 Not sure about 'tastes great', but definitely 'less filling'. 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
165 You fell for the old bait and switch I see. 1.4206 0.05446 126 81 37 8
166 This appears to be the placebo. 1.4206 0.06208 126 88 23 15
167 I'd go ahead and make that ophthalmologist appointment. 1.4206 0.06208 126 88 23 15
168 It's great fun for scaring the crap out of tourists. 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
169 I'm a leg man myself. 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
170 Fine. I'll see the optometrist. 1.4173 0.05639 127 84 33 10
171 These are helping me quit. 1.4173 0.05962 127 87 27 13
172 Remember, if this were real, there would be more splashing but you get the idea. 1.4160 0.06137 125 87 24 14
173 It's a bit more al dente than I like. 1.4160 0.05350 125 80 38 7
174 You're the dummy. 1.4160 0.06343 125 89 20 16
175 The hard part was getting it out of the store. 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
176 First fake news, now fake people, this is getting ridiculous 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
177 Tastes like surfboard. 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
178 It helps with the cravings, but I'd give anything for a swimmer right now. 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
179 Won't you just gain all the weight back once you start eating real people again? 1.4141 0.05924 128 88 27 13
180 I don't eat anything with a face. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
181 Mainly for ethical reasons, but there are health benefits. 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
182 I like mine without dressing. 1.4113 0.06061 124 86 25 13
183 It's good practice and you don't have to put up with a lot of screaming. 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
184 It doesn't feel the same, but they said it would help with quitting. 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
185 Pay attention! I said, "let's eat a man again". 1.4098 0.06455 122 88 18 16
186 Man again? I thought you said 'mannequin'! 1.4098 0.06662 122 90 14 18
187 I think I got the placebo. 1.4098 0.06132 122 85 24 13
188 I thought the kids could use it for practice. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
189 It needs some dressing 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
190 I can't believe you fell for that dummy 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
191 I'm trying to quit 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
192 It was either this or the patch 1.4065 0.06306 123 88 20 15
193 I saw it in the window and had to have it. 1.4065 0.05868 123 84 28 11
194 Well, that was a bust. 1.4065 0.06200 123 87 22 14
195 It's definitely an acquired taste. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
196 So, I went window shopping today. 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
197 A bit on the al dente side, I'd say. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
198 It sucks. But I've lost twelve pounds. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
199 You might want some dressing on that! 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
200 It's alternative prey. 1.4050 0.06163 121 85 23 13
201 Do I need glasses? Why do you ask? 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
202 If this doesn't work I'm going to try the patch. 1.4050 0.06383 121 87 19 15
203 You can absolutely taste the difference. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
204 You know that's not good for you, George. It's artificial everything. 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
205 I think it needs dressing 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
206 Somehow, "mannequin-eater" doesn't have quite the same cachet. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
207 Is it me? People don't seem to have any taste anymore. 1.4050 0.06490 121 88 17 16
208 I've been trying to quit and this is supposed to help with the cravings. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
209 When does your optometrist get back from vacation? 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
210 You know, I kinda thought it was too easy. 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
211 It's helping me quit. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
212 My mistake, I thought it was dressed to kill. 1.4016 0.06339 122 88 19 15
213 I finally got her bathing suit off. Then what a disappointment. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
214 I'm going to dress it for dinner. 1.4000 0.05846 120 82 28 10
215 I asked for no dressing. 1.4000 0.06195 120 85 22 13
216 Just some dummy I picked up on the beach. 1.4000 0.05725 120 81 30 9
217 It's true. Macy's is underwater. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
218 I'm trying to quit, they say chewing on these helps. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
219 I don't care what you say, I love her. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
220 Teething 1.4000 0.05846 120 82 28 10
221 It's helped with the craving and I've lost ten pounds! 1.4000 0.06195 120 85 22 13
222 Retail is dead. 1.4000 0.06307 120 86 20 14
223 I think this one's stale. 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
224 I heard last year's model was a bust. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
225 I thought he was defenseless since he was unarmed. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
226 Thanks, but no thanks. I'm a leg man. 1.3950 0.06111 119 84 23 12
227 I really hate meatless Mondays 1.3932 0.05816 117 80 28 9
228 It started with imitation crab meat. 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
229 I saw it in a shop window, and I had to have it. 1.3932 0.06303 117 84 20 13
230 I told you, you needed glasses. 1.3932 0.06532 117 86 16 15
231 Fake news, fake people...what is this world coming to? 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
232 It's more form, than sustenance. 1.3932 0.05816 117 80 28 9
233 Well, at least he didn't put up much of a struggle. 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
234 Do I have anything stuck in my teeth? 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
235 I'm a manikin-eating shark. 1.3898 0.06258 118 85 20 13
236 Is this flotsam or jetsam? I never remember which is which. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
237 It tastes better with dressing. 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
238 They're sending decoys. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
239 It was bad enough when my vision went. Now I can't taste a damn thing. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
240 Ready? I'm going to release the decoy. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
241 Not much flavor ..... but on the upside no hormones, antibiotics or sunscreen. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
242 I've seeing the optometrist next week. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
243 You say it's not real prey; I say it's alternative prey. 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
244 But it looked so good in the window 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
245 They say it curbs the cravings 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
246 It is for my new book, "Dummies for Sharks." 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
247 I think this one's gone stale. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
248 It's some kind of ka-bob, but I don't like it. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
249 Must have cost you an arm and a leg. 1.3879 0.06335 116 84 19 13
250 It’s half the fat, but I miss that real human taste. 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
251 I'll set the decoy. You sneak up from behind. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
252 I make dresses Helen, it's what I do. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
253 Excuse me do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
254 I find it reduces cravings. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
255 I have one of these for breakfast, one for lunch, and then a sensible dinner. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
256 I thought it might help me quit. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
257 It keeps me from snacking between meals. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
258 The good news is I found Lady Gaga's meat dress. 1.3879 0.06453 116 85 17 14
259 I prefer it without dressing. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
260 Target practice. 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
261 "I've been trying to increase my fiber". 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
262 Please tell me you swallowed a seamstress. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
263 I hate designer food. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
264 I'm on a low garb diet. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
265 Well, that was a bust. 1.3826 0.06247 115 83 20 12
266 Ok, maybe I do need glasses. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
267 . . . and I didn't pay an arm or a leg for it! 1.3826 0.06603 115 86 14 15
268 I'm on a low-fat diet. But everything just tastes like cardboard. 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
269 It looked better with clothes on. 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
270 This one didn't even put up a fight! 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
271 It gets me in the carpool lane. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
272 Go ahead and laugh, but I've lost 500 pounds in two weeks and my cholesterol is waaay down. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
273 I finish my internship next week, then its on to the real thing. 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
274 I'm detecting a complex wood body with a concentrated plastic aftertaste followed by a smooth fiberglass finish. 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
275 It works like a Nicorette. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
276 The guy dressing it was definitely better. 1.3826 0.06368 115 84 18 13
277 This one's being really cool about the whole thing. 1.3826 0.06247 115 83 20 12
278 They let you grab them anywhere. 1.3826 0.06368 115 84 18 13
279 The guy at the market said you can't taste the difference. 1.3793 0.06202 116 84 20 12
280 The alternative facts are that she bit me first. 1.3793 0.06554 116 87 14 15
281 I know it has no nutritional value, but I can't stop eating them. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
282 I did NOT say, bring me a mannequin, you idiot, I said, bring me a man again! 1.3772 0.06401 114 84 17 13
283 Not sure how much longer I can handle Meatless Mondays. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
284 It's like nothing I've ever tasted. 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
285 I thought you were bringing the dressing. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
286 It's the last week of my cleanse. 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
287 This tastes nothing like chicken. 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
288 No, it's not the same, but it's better than the patch. 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
289 Why didn't you tell me I had something stuck in my teeth? 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
290 It's a dummy, you dummy. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
291 First fake news, now fake humans...? 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
292 I still have cravings though. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
293 I can't stop eating junk food. 1.3772 0.05044 114 74 37 3
294 Didn't even try to get away . . . such a dummy . . . 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
295 They're calling them 'alternative humans' 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
296 She was "dressed to kill." 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
297 I'm trying to eat cruelty-free. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
298 Nothing is real any more. 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
299 It was on sale. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
300 My medical plan only covers generic brands. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
301 I decided to take a stand. 1.3772 0.06521 114 85 15 14
302 Weren't you a leg man? 1.3772 0.06401 114 84 17 13
303 It's my chew toy. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
304 I think I'll bring this to the next frezny just to see what happens 1.3772 0.06401 114 84 17 13
305 I forget, is it flotsam or jetsam? 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
306 I hate being last to the feeding frenzy. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
307 I never know what to do with the pit. 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
308 It needs a little dressing. 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
309 Then in two weeks , I qualify for my first live human attack 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
310 Lately I've been craving junk. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
311 The last one struggled a lot more. 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
312 that report of swimmers was just fake news... 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
313 Did you forget the dressing? 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
314 Fake People . 1.3717 0.06675 113 86 12 15
315 It may look silly to you but I've already lost at least 10 pounds. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
316 I prefer them without any dressing. 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
317 I think this one has had work done. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
318 Doesn't taste as good, but it's got more fiber. 1.3717 0.05362 113 76 32 5
319 Whoa! First, it's fake news. Now, it's fake people! 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
320 I feel like a dummy ! 1.3717 0.06183 113 82 20 11
321 I see you've taken a trophy wife. 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
322 Did you forget to put in your contacts again? 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
323 Fake. Real ones taste like chicken. 1.3717 0.06310 113 83 18 12
324 It's meatless Monday. 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
325 It's a placebo 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
326 It was this or the patch. 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
327 It could do with a little dressing! 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
328 It came without any dressing. 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
329 All the calories are in the dressing. 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
330 It looked better than it tastes. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
331 I like mine without dressing. 1.3694 0.06390 111 82 17 12
332 survival of the fitted 1.3694 0.06517 111 83 15 13
333 I, uh, got it for my brother's bachelor party. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
334 It tastes just like the real thing, except there's no flavor or screaming. 1.3694 0.06261 111 81 19 11
335 Your technique is good! I think you're ready for the real thing, 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
336 Who are you calling a dummy? 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
337 It would taste a little better with some dressing. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
338 It's an acquired taste. 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
339 I'd like to thank the academy of ocean pictures 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
340 Yes, it's empty calories, but still filling. 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
341 I'm going to dress it first. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
342 That's not an "alternative" human, that's a dummy. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
343 My therapist thinks I'm mannequin depressive. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
344 I'm tired of eating off the rack. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
345 I thought the sign said, "Seal". 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
346 Cruelty-free just doesn't taste the same. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
347 The dentist said I had to sleep with a mouth guard 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
348 I don't like confrontation. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
349 Dummy. 1.3578 0.06585 109 83 13 13
350 Try it, it's armless 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
351 They taste better with dressing. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
352 We met on the internet 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
353 I'd like it better with dressing. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
354 I was window shopping for dinner. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
355 I asked you to bring me the dressmaker, dummy! 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
356 Can you recommend a good optometrist? 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
357 It's only my third week but already I've lost over eighty pounds! 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
358 I'm trying to quit 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
359 But it's from Saks. 1.3578 0.05135 109 73 33 3
360 This is how fake news gets started. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
361 It's supposed to help with the cravings. 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
362 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
363 I think it's an acquired taste. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
364 Shark Week meets Project Runway 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
365 It helps with my performance anxiety. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
366 You know, it's a pity. I quite like it when they struggle. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
367 I definitely thought I heard someone yell "man overboard". 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
368 Tastes like surfboard. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
369 I can't believe it's not human 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
370 Fake food??? 1.3551 0.06673 107 82 12 13
371 Call it my 'Nicorette.' 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
372 Just try a bite; if you put a pair of shorts on it, you can't tell the difference. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
373 It's fine, trust me, she's armless. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
374 But real people have such bad taste. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
375 This is my last week of training. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
376 It's artisanal. 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
377 I know she's trash, but I love her just the same. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
378 One word: Plastics 1.3545 0.06404 110 83 15 12
379 The ones with the soft centers are better. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
380 We're man-eaters, not manikin-eaters! 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
381 I got you something from the diet menu. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
382 I was window shopping and couldn't resist. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
383 I'm practicing for spring break. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
384 How long have I been swimming around with this in my teeth? 1.3519 0.06352 108 81 16 11
385 Just my luck; a fashion designers cruise. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
386 It's a state fair. Everything is served on a stick. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
387 Abercrombie and Fish 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
388 It gives me all the pleasure of the meal without any of the calories. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
389 No, I didn't see the movie . . . 1.3491 0.06435 106 80 15 11
390 It's like Nicorette, but for people. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
391 It's a jawbreaker. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
392 I liked it better in the store. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
393 It just looked so good in the store window. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
394 He was an easy catch...a real dummy! 1.3491 0.06573 106 81 13 12
395 It's not fake. It's an alternative dinner. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
396 Amazon, of course. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
397 It's meatless Monday. 1.3491 0.06435 106 80 15 11
398 "It curbs the cravings. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
399 No, these don't taste as good, but they do have a long shelf life. 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
400 I hate going out for mannequin. An hour later, you're hungry. 1.3491 0.06435 106 80 15 11
401 It tastes a lot like chicken wire. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
402 Shark Week auditions. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
403 I still have the urge, just not as often. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
404 The vegans were wrong. You do miss it. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
405 Project Runway meets Shark Tank. 1.3491 0.06435 106 80 15 11
406 What? It's just some armless fun. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
407 I tried the patch but it didn't work for me. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
408 Billy said they all came from something called "the Inauguration." 1.3458 0.06653 107 83 11 13
409 I don't think anyone at the potluck will know the difference. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
410 Tastes like Hilfiger. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
411 She looked good with the dress on. 1.3429 0.06466 105 80 14 11
412 Don't look at me that way, I've always had a taste for fashion. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
413 I dunno - I just felt like a dummy today. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
414 My doctor prescribed it. I tried the patch, but I still had cravings. 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
415 Dry run. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
416 Next on Bravo: Project Runway vs. Shark Tank 1.3429 0.06466 105 80 14 11
417 Throw it back. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
418 Its the only thing that eases the craving. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
419 I'm on the Macy's diet. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
420 It's to correct an overbite. 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
421 I hate Meatless Monday. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
422 This one didn't even put up a fight! 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
423 Is it shark week or fashion week? 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
424 I'm more of a leg man, myself... 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
425 This one didn't scream either. I think I'm losing my touch. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
426 Who's your new chum? 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
427 And, it doesn't have that fishy taste. 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
428 I was getting mercury poisoning from all the seafood. 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
429 Sorry I'm late, there was a feeding frenzy at the mall. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
430 A bit too high on woody overtones and not enough umami. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
431 You can hardly taste the difference. 1.3396 0.06271 106 80 16 10
432 The doctor said to eat manaTEES, not manneQUINS! 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
433 People used to have better taste. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
434 It's an alternative human. I don't recommend them. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
435 Project Runway meets Shark Tank. 1.3365 0.06352 104 79 15 10
436 The selection was pretty picked over. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
437 Have you read "Shark Attacks for Dummies"? 1.3365 0.06497 104 80 13 11
438 It was half-off. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
439 It's not only their news that's fake! 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
440 I already tried the patch. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
441 I don't really care for a "Human on a Stick". 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
442 I'm not sure if I miss the extremities or the shrieks more. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
443 Does it taste any better with dressing? 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
444 I'm working on my technique before we hit the beaches. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
445 It looked tastier on Amazon. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
446 Trophy wife 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
447 It's guilt free if you don't include the dressing. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
448 There's never much meat on a model, is there? 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
449 I prefer the term "alternative food". 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
450 As you know in fashion, one day you're in... and the next day, you're lunch. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
451 And that son, is how you unsnap a bra 1.3365 0.06352 104 79 15 10
452 It's supposed to get rid of the cravings... 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
453 My doctor said I have to cut down on red meat. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
454 Fashion Week was great, but I don't think I'll be invited back. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
455 I asked for no dressing. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
456 The kids can practice with it. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
457 And then he said, "Who you calling dummy?" 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
458 you don't have a lot of options when you're vegan. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
459 But the dressing was pretty good. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
460 I saw this in the store window and I couldn't resist it. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
461 Tryin' to quit 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
462 I can't stand the sight of blood. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
463 Best part is, zero carbs. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
464 It's boneless. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
465 Not as tasty, but a lot less messy. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
466 I thought they were supposed to taste like chicken. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
467 If it doesn't bleed,you should not feed. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
468 I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
469 Fashion victim. 1.3365 0.06352 104 79 15 10
470 Oh, I see your dating a model 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
471 I don't think of it as a mannequin. I think of it as an alternative human being. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
472 I have quit; I just crave the sensation 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
473 Does this taste stale to you? 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
474 Thank you, I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it! 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
475 I should have guessed "cruise ship sinks" was fake news. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
476 Who's the dummy now? 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
477 It's certified range free, cruelty free, and all organic fed, so I just feel better about eating it. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
478 I bet that cost an arm and a leg. 1.3365 0.06352 104 79 15 10
479 The patch helps, but I still crave the oral satisfaction. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
480 What? Humans eat fake crab. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
481 It's for my son. He's teething. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
482 It's a buoy! 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
483 Don't worry. It only cost an arm and a leg. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
484 Something for the kids to practice on. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
485 Actually, it doesn't taste like anything. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
486 The humans have elected a narcissistic megalomaniac to be their leader and I just can't stomach them anymore. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
487 The more fiber the better. I saw that article, too. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
488 It was a gag gift. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
489 Thing is, I was so certain I smelled blood in the water. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
490 Tastes better with a little dressing. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
491 You should see the one that got away. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
492 I'm guaranteed to lose 10 lbs in the first month. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
493 Here, you can practice on this. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
494 It's part of my rehab program. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
495 One less dummy in the world. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
496 Its a dummy, dummy. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
497 I'm on a cleanse. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
498 No, not very tasty, but it doesn't struggle much. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
499 It looked real when I ordered it on-line 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
500 What? Do I have something in my teeth? 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
501 Is something stuck in my teeth? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
502 Fake People . 1.3333 0.06585 102 79 12 11
503 It's not bad, but I really enjoy the legs and thighs. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
504 Oh dear, I said manatee, not mannequin. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
505 This one's really stale. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
506 I just need to wear it at night. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
507 Funny, she doesn't taste like a size 6. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
508 There's a whole pile of them in Washington! 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
509 No. I said bite that MAN again. Not bite that mannequin. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
510 Last week you fell for that Nigeria internet scam. 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
511 Next week we get to practice with the real thing! 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
512 Imitation meat. It's the future. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
513 Why that look, I need my fiber. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
514 Great taste, less filling. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
515 Mannequin eater, doesn't have the same stigma. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
516 Chill. It was half-off. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
517 Do you think humans will ever be safe to eat again? 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
518 I think I need glasses! 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
519 I found your pacifier right where you left it. Now, go to bed. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
520 Sure, it's low fat and high fiber, but I miss the flailing. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
521 ...Undeniably,another bait and switch." 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
522 Fashion is so tasteless these days. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
523 They're tougher than I remember. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
524 My dentist told me to wear it. Keeps me from grinding my teeth. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
525 It pairs beautifully with a 1968 California licence plate. 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
526 it's like Shark Week meets Fashion Week. 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
527 My doctor told me I need more fiber. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
528 They just don't bleed like they used to. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
529 My therapist thought I should have a transitional object 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
530 It's even worse than tofurkey. 1.3267 0.06465 101 78 13 10
531 I am on the South Beach Diet, I only eat what I find floating off South Beach. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
532 Do I ha sunting in ny teese? 1.3267 0.06617 101 79 11 11
533 Needs lots of dressing 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
534 Sure they don't taste as good but they're a helluva lot easier to catch. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
535 My doctor says they can help you quit the habit 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
536 I see you're still a vegan. 1.3267 0.06465 101 78 13 10
537 So far I've lost 42 pounds. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
538 Who's the dummy? 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
539 It helps with the between-meal cravings... 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
540 Don't laugh--I understand his brain matter equals that of the new U.S. president. 1.3267 0.06465 101 78 13 10
541 I'm only eating cruelty-free. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
542 Tastes a little artificial... 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
543 The crossover between Project Runway and Shark Week did not go well. 1.3267 0.06617 101 79 11 11
544 I'm impressed with the long shelf life. Less so with the taste. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
545 I am blood intolerant. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
546 I'm trying out Meatless Mondays. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
547 I told you, boneless, skinless has no flavor! 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
548 I'm teething . . . it helps. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
549 This one is a bit al dente. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
550 Sometimes they look better than they taste. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
551 High fiber. Zero calories. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
552 What did I tell you about JUNK FOOD?! 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
553 It was the only vegetarian option. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
554 She's my trophy wife. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
555 These gluten-free ones taste like shit. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
556 I'm on the anthropomorphic diet. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
557 It would taste better with some dressing. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
558 Don't fill up on junk--there's a bunch of tourists over there. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
559 I prefer "alternate human." 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
560 It's for my book: "Fishing for Dummies." 1.3267 0.06617 101 79 11 11
561 Macy’s is having an all you can eat sale. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
562 I think I need some fiber in my diet. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
563 How about over the fireplace? 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
564 The real ones are overfed and kept in confined spaces. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
565 Look at me, I'm a hammerhead! 1.3267 0.06465 101 78 13 10
566 It's to help control the cravings. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
567 When "Shark Week" meets "Fashion Week" 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
568 I think you misunderstood the mannequin challenge. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
569 This one tastes stale. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
570 I saved you the torso dear. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
571 You were just fine with imitation crab 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
572 I needed a stiff one today. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
573 They don't taste as good, but they don't punch you in the nose. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
574 It looked better on the shore. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
575 It's "Swimming with Sharks for Dummies". 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
576 Not much challenge; it was unarmed 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
577 No, thanks, I'm trying to cut down on processed food. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
578 Retail is dead. 1.3200 0.06495 100 78 12 10
579 Have you seen the ingredients list for the real ones? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
580 I don't want it now. You already ate off all of the chewy appendages. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
581 You wanted gluten-free, I got you gluten-free. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
582 You need to stop eating junk food. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
583 I don't care what anyone says, it doesn't taste "just like people". 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
584 It's tough being a vegetarian. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
585 It was a red herring. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
586 Turns out they DO have a vegan option. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
587 I've recently become flesh-intolerant. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
588 I prefer them softer, thrashing around...and with legs. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
589 One more practice run and you’ll be ready. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
590 They were out of the fresh. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
591 ...so the hardest part, was getting a cab from Macy's back to the Bay. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
592 It's nothing to get into a frenzy about. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
593 Who's the dummy now? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
594 It's got all of the flavor, with none of the guilt! 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
595 It's just some chum of mine. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
596 It's supposed to help fix my overbite. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
597 It's your typical fast food. Easy to grab, tastes like plastic. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
598 I just chew this between cravings. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
599 There's more just like this one in the new Cabinet. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
600 Cutting back on red meat again? 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
601 Chew toys aren't just for dogs anymore. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
602 Arms and legs are sold separately. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
603 It's how I get through meatless Mondays. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
604 Trust me dearie - one day all this practice will pay off ; when they've had one-too-many beers up there, and one of them falls off the boat... 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
605 I hate it when they're stale. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
606 Turns out it was an Old Navy ship. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
607 I'm taking it home for the baby to play with. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
608 I like the soft ones with the filling much better. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
609 Taste like chicken to me. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
610 Macy's really did go under 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
611 It's for Junior. He's teething. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
612 You can't even tell it's not real meat. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
613 Meatless Mondays. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
614 Here. You can use this for practice. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
615 I think this would taste better with some dressing. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
616 Do you even know how many calories are in a real human? 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
617 It lacks that je ne sais qua. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
618 Sure, there's really no substitute for the real thing, but these are gluten-free! 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
619 It needs a little something. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
620 I couldn't just go cold turkey. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
621 You had one job! 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
622 For me, it's really just about the oral fixation. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
623 I feel like such a dummy 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
624 Check it out. Sharks "R" Us is selling these chew toys for 50% off. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
625 I thought your profile said you were a man eater, not a mannequin eater. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
626 Doc said I needed more fiber. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
627 It's for my terrarium. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
628 It's more fun when they put up a fight. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
629 That's enough practice, Bruce. I think you're ready for the real thing. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
630 Just one more run through before the real thing, okay? 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
631 Next time, I get to eat the tailor. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
632 These are less messy and, unlike the real ones, they help fight tooth decay. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
633 It was funny the first time, now it's just creepy. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
634 Just practicing. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
635 I've decided to avoid eating anything with a face. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
636 I thought you said they taste like chicken. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
637 How can you eat that?... Its full of artificial ingredients. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
638 All that artificial stuff's gonna kill you one day. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
639 I'm doing Meatless Mondays. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
640 Don't knock it. I've lost thirty pounds already on the Dummy Diet 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
641 Doctor has me on a high fiber diet. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
642 You're way too deep into this vegan thing. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
643 I already lost 5 pounds. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
644 It's a goddamn placebo. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
645 I'm an impulse chopper. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
646 You say trash, I call it alternative prey. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
647 Has Macy's gone under? 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
648 It's a lifetime achievement award. I should've gotten it for Jaws, but whatever. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
649 She's all yours, Sam. I'm much more of a leg man. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
650 Are you crazy? They WORSHIP dummies up there! 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
651 You really have to stop eating that garbage! 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
652 I thought you said they were soft and wiggly. 1.3131 0.06524 99 78 11 10
653 I said Manatee, not Mannequin. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
654 It tastes OK, but I think it could be dressed up a little. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
655 I thought they were supposed to taste like chicken. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
656 It's faux. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
657 I thought you gave up store-bought food. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
658 Have you no scruples? He's unarmed! 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
659 Organic is harder to catch. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
660 Like chicken my ass. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
661 It was half-off. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
662 Are you kidding me, I said I had a craving for a-man-again. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
663 I'm trying to cut out red meat. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
664 Okay, honey. Get the kids. I've got the practice dummy. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
665 This was the only vegan option. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
666 I said I wanted to try MAN AGAIN, not mannequin. You seriously need to get your hearing checked. 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
667 I said 'Manatee' you dummy. 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
668 We're being fed FAKE FOOD! 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
669 "oh, you're still doing meatless mondays? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
670 What's become of the human race? 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
671 I think she's petrified. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
672 They're starting to taste just like the junk they throw in the water. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
673 It's better than I thought, but I can still tell the difference. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
674 It's my chew toy. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
675 No thanks, I'm trying to avoid processed foods. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
676 I read about it in Shark Hunting for Dummies 1.3093 0.06613 97 77 10 10
677 Not great, but it's gluten-free. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
678 Oh, that's just window dressing. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
679 Fashion Week? ... So when is Shark Week? 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
680 I was ripped off. The auctioneer said it would be a man and kin. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
681 I figure it'll be easier to catch them if I use some bait. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
682 When Macy's went under water, this popped out 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
683 I can't resist Versace. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
684 It's supposed to stop me from grinding my teeth. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
685 I don't think this is free-range. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
686 Good technique, son. I think you're ready for the real thing. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
687 You can find all sorts of fun stuff on the Amazon. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
688 Here, you can practice on this. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
689 I really thought you learned your lesson with tofurkey. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
690 This one's quite the stoic. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
691 I'm so embarrassed. Imagine me going for the decoy. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
692 No I said, "a man named KEN" 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
693 You wouldn't believe how many calories are in a real human. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
694 I think of it like vaping. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
695 People just don't taste like they used to. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
696 They're not all the same. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
697 Tell me, do I have something stuck between my teeth? 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
698 My doctor said to get more fiber. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
699 Not much meat on this one. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
700 I guess the dummy is me. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
701 Yeah, it tastes like sawdust, but I've lost two pounds since Jan 1. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
702 People are so fake these days. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
703 I know, I know, but I got a good deal. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
704 Frankly, it doesn't taste as good as it looked in the Fifth Avenue window. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
705 I feel like a dummy ! 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
706 Humans disgust me. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
707 Don't talk with your mouth full. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
708 All I heard was "mannequin overboard". 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
709 Okay,where's Spielberg? 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
710 I'm trying to eat more fiber 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
711 It's an alternative human. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
712 I suspect it's just a placebo. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
713 It's a moral decision: I won't eat anything with a face. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
714 Bad form, Bob 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
715 It's just to gauge portion size. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
716 Please, don't start about empty calories. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
717 It's a mannequin, dummy! 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
718 You really need to get your eyes checked. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
719 Somewhat like a rice cake... 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
720 You got it without the dressing? 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
721 Sea level reached women's lingerie. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
722 You're right. The organic ones taste better. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
723 Sometimes, ya just feel like a dummy. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
724 I'm giving bifocals some serious thought 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
725 I hear that the human body contains toxins. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
726 The shipwreck was fake news too. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
727 3D printing has a ways to go. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
728 It helps with the cravings 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
729 Who's the dummy? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
730 I said get me a manatee for dinner ... manatee. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
731 I just don't agree with the conditions the real ones are raised in. 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
732 My nutritionist recommends I skip the dressing. 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
733 Tastes kind of like chicken! 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
734 I've always preferred form over content. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
735 It helps with the cravings 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
736 I'm cutting back on real meat. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
737 It really does work! I'm down to two humans a week. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
738 This one's stale. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
739 I hate April 1st. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
740 It may just be the placebo effect, but I think it has helped cut back on my cravings. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
741 Tastes like Burberry. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
742 What? It's meatless Monday 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
743 Just practicing for the summer. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
744 I'm on a cleanse. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
745 Meatless Mondays. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
746 I don’t understand. During the campaign, he promised us scuba divers. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
747 I tell the little sharks that this is a real person for supper. It's what I call an alternative fact. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
748 It came on the first wave of layoffs at Macy's 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
749 So if you want to hear the screaming, do it like this. Otherwise, go straight for the head. 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
750 Less fat, more fiber. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
751 I always get Fashion Week confused with Shark Week. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
752 Not much of a challenge, really. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
753 I long for the days when food still had flavor. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
754 I'm pitching it to ABC: "Shark Tank" meets "Project Runway," with actual sharks. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
755 It's cruelty-free. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
756 Sean Spicer said it's a real human, but it tastes 'alternative.' 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
757 Remember to squeeze it tight -- the real ones are squirmy 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
758 I'm trying to get more fiber in my diet. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
759 Ha! I told you they're all dummies. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
760 I can sense fashion at one part per million. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
761 Show me on the doll where you bit him. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
762 Tastes great without dressing. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
763 Do you remember where I left my contacts? 1.3061 0.06711 98 79 8 11
764 This? I'm trying to cut back on carbs 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
765 My doctor put me on a high fiber diet. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
766 You said to hold the dressing, right? 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
767 I thought you were giving up processed food. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
768 Tofu for sharks. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
769 Alternative humans are so in right now. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
770 It was dressed to kill -- so I did. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
771 Organic is just too expensive. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
772 This time you've bitten off more than you can chew. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
773 . . . and it was half off. 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
774 Maybe you can make some soup with it. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
775 Hmm...Looks like a phishing scam, 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
776 It's a little dry. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
777 You said you wanted to eat a man again. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
778 I wanted a manatee, not a mannequin 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
779 It may look silly, but it gets me in the 'shark pool' lane. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
780 Naw, not the President ... just an ordinary dummy. 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
781 This one must have been factory-farmed. They used to taste better. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
782 The doctor said I should eat more fiberglass. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
783 I tried to eat a man today, but it was a bust. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
784 I'm practicing giving up humans for Lent. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
785 It was Fashion Week 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
786 You silly dummy 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
787 And you thought the election was hard to swallow. 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
788 I found it in the Processed Foods section. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
789 I know it's processed but I like junk food. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
790 It tastes better than the gluten free swimmers. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
791 I hear "fake" is the new "real" 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
792 Seriously? The mannequin challenge? That is so 2016 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
793 I don't mind processed foods. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
794 What a dummy! 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
795 Damn, this one had no fight. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
796 They're not as chewey as they used to be. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
797 I do worry about preservatives. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
798 You have to stop window shopping! 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
799 These winter varietals just don't taste as good as the summer crop. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
800 Gary, I think you misunderstood the mannequin challenge. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
801 Just keeping in shape until surf's up. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
802 Tastes about as bad as a real one with none of the ecological or moral downsides. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
803 I was thinking over the fireplace 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
804 Fresh is better. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
805 Funny....this one doesn't taste like chicken . 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
806 Organic costs a fortune. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
807 Fashion week sucks. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
808 Not bad, now try for a surfer. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
809 What, it was half-off. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
810 Doc says I gotta cut down on human consumption. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
811 Where's the beef? 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
812 Gave up meat for Lent. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
813 Hey don't laugh, it came with the artist 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
814 I asked for the dressing on the side. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
815 Perhaps a bit too 'al dente'? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
816 Low fat, high fiber. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
817 We disagreed about the right to bear arms. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
818 "Delicious, tastes a little like chicken"! 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
819 My cholesterol level is out of control. 1.3011 0.06627 93 74 10 9
820 Since it's off-season, this is all I could find. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
821 Oh Harry, you're so gullible! 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
822 Not only are humans a bunch of dummies, they're hard to chew. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
823 That's right, MACY'S is going under. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
824 No, no, we're man-eaters, not mannequin-eaters. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
825 I think you bit off a little more than you can chew this time. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
826 Manatee! I said bring me a manatee! 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
827 Next week I'm eliminating gluten. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
828 You watch one documentary and suddenly you're a vegetarian? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
829 Give me your honest opinion. On a scale of 1 to 10, how scary does this make me look? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
830 It's light and chewy, but lacks the anxiety and full-bodied flavor of humans I've learned to savor. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
831 Honestly, with the right marinade, you can hardly tell the difference. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
832 I just came from my attack response class. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
833 You should have seen the one that got away! 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
834 It was this, or the lap-band surgery. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
835 Another life was saved today since I went vegan. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
836 I'm telling you, going vegetarian makes everything taste like cardboard. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
837 What the heck, it's gluten-free 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
838 But you said having the right form is everything. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
839 It looked a lot better in the shop 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
840 'Good job,we'll keep practicing until your ready." 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
841 When do we get to try a real one? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
842 No, I asked for a man and kin. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
843 Seriously, calling yourself a "man-eater" is just a lie, not an alternative fact. 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
844 So far I've lost 42 pounds. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
845 Let's combine Shark Week with Fashion Week. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
846 These have just the crunchy parts, none of the saturated fat. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
847 It's kind of like vaping. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
848 It's a dummy, you dummy. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
849 Shark attack for dummies 1.2947 0.06672 95 77 8 10
850 I'm trying to add more fiber to my diet. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
851 I kept swimming forward and suddenly found myself in the Garment District. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
852 It it already Meatless Monday again? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
853 More fiber, no bones. What's not to like? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
854 Better hurry, another mall just went under. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
855 That's not what I meant when I said let's do the mannequin challenge 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
856 This guy has no taste at all. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
857 I thought it looked good in the store... 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
858 It's a little dry. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
859 Yes, I'm a manikin eater. 1.2947 0.06672 95 77 8 10
860 They don't put up much of a fight. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
861 I miss red meat. 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
862 It's like vaping - for man-eaters. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
863 I thrash near the beach, you video the humans, and I post to social media. Got it? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
864 Try this on for size. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
865 I know what you're thinking...,' that's not organic'. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
866 Bland, but better than tofu. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
867 It's to help get over my fear of people. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
868 I don't think they believed in the right to bare arms. 1.2947 0.06672 95 77 8 10
869 My doctor said to eat less meat and eat more fiber. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
870 No, no, no! I told you to bring me a man again! 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
871 I stopped eating meat. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
872 They keep making these with fewer and fewer natural ingredients. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
873 I told you not to miss your eye doctor's appointment 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
874 Processed food has no taste. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
875 I said bring me his 'next-of-kin' not 'a mannequin', you idiot. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
876 You know that's full of artificial ingredients, right? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
877 Doc said I needed more fiber. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
878 It tastes like cardboard, but it's only 100 calories. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
879 Yep, it's the old bait-and-stitch. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
880 Shark Week rehearsals. And you? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
881 This one put up no resistance whatsoever! 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
882 Well, if humans can eat fake "Crab Sticks"... 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
883 Mm, it needs dressing. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
884 I'm on a tailor-made diet. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
885 News isn't the only fake thing out there these days. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
886 To save money, networks combine Shark and Fashion Weeks. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
887 I feel a bit of a dummy 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
888 I said Manatee, not Mannequin. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
889 It's my Binky. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
890 Empty calories 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
891 They're high in fiber. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
892 I told you to stop eating that processed food 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
893 i'm trying to go vegan. i keep telling myself it tastes like the real thing. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
894 It is not what you think. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
895 Want some? I don't think I can finish it. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
896 They were liquidating. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
897 Have you noticed it's not as fun when they don't resist? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
898 I'm going vegan so now I'm a mannequin-eating shark. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
899 It was Armani. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
900 #fakechews 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
901 I'm sorry, the vegan option was all they had left. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
902 I thought it was just one of the faceless masses. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
903 I'm getting silky Parisian couture with hints of Savile Row. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
904 I don't remember them being this chewy. 1.2947 0.04935 95 68 26 1
905 Junk food again! 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
906 This tastes artificial. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
907 Macy's is now underwater 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
908 Alternative human! 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
909 ''...however, the dressing was excellent.'' 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
910 Humans... What a bunch of dummies. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
911 "Yet why do I still feel so guilty? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
912 I got this at the trunk sale for half off! And saved an arm and a leg! 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
913 I'll talk to the guys, but I don't think we can count this one. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
914 I'm trying to eat more fiber 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
915 The texture's all wrong. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
916 It was the only vegetarian option available. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
917 This one has no meat on her bones 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
918 It's the Oscar ... for my role in Finding Nemo. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
919 It's politically correct, but I miss the feeding frenzies. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
920 It looks delicious, but I bet you'll be hungry an hour later. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
921 I'm not going eat it. It's catch and release. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
922 But it's high in Fiber 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
923 Practicing? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
924 You said it would taste just like people. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
925 Al dente, yes - but lacking that umami taste we all enjoy. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
926 Sean Spicer says this is an accurate representation of a person and that's all there is to say about it. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
927 I said man o war not man o kin 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
928 It's supposed to be fewer calories, but tastes like cardboard. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
929 I had the mannequin last night...overrated. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
930 It tastes terrible, but there's a lot more fiber. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
931 This needs more dressing. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
932 My doctor told me to eat more fiber. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
933 Say, do you have any grey poupon? 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
934 Yeh, it's a decent size, but it's just not as much fun when they don't put up a good fight. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
935 I use the arms to make soup. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
936 Fifth Avenue is flooded. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
937 My doctor says it should stop the cravings. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
938 If you don't practice how are you going to be ready at game time? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
939 It's helping me quit. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
940 They taste better when they're alive. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
941 I could swear they shouted man overboard. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
942 You're such a dummy, the arms and legs are the best part. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
943 Needs sauce. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
944 The wife said I need more fiber. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
945 This vegan stuff tastes like cardboard 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
946 The fighting ones are more flavorful. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
947 So my third wish was to meet a model. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
948 It's my Thrash test dummy. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
949 Look at the teething ring I got the baby! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
950 You say mannequin, I say alternative person! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
951 It's too al dente 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
952 I gotta say, it's not much of a challenge. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
953 Using a decoy makes all the difference. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
954 I couldn't find a lawyer or a politician. 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
955 I thought you said it tasted like chicken? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
956 It's a teething ring. Think she'll like it? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
957 It's part of my addiction recovery program. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
958 It checks all the boxes—low-cal, high-fiber, gluten-free! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
959 Definitely not as tender as the last one. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
960 I swear, I typed "man" on Prime...! Freakin' autocorrect... 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
961 You call it a mannequin; I call it an "alternate human." 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
962 I hear ya, but it looked so much tastier in the display window. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
963 I already tried the patch. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
964 It's for Junior. He's teething. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
965 Once you taste mannequin, there's no going back. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
966 Tastes like tuna. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
967 OK I think you are ready for a real human 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
968 I prefer the legs. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
969 We get it, Bill. You're vegan. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
970 Didn't I tell you? I'm vegan. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
971 Don't give me that look. He's my chum. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
972 I bought it from Amazon . "Fishing for Dummies" 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
973 She didn't even try to get away. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
974 Coach has had me doing drills ever since I missed that gimme at the tide pools. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
975 Because my doctor told me I need more fiber in my diet. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
976 It came pre-limbed. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
977 It's not fake, it's alternative. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
978 No, the real ones have arms and legs. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
979 But my total cholesterol is down 50 points. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
980 Please don't tell me you just jumped the mannequin. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
981 Try this and tell me if you think it tastes funny. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
982 You have to be a dummy to swim in shark-infested waters! 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
983 Tastes like chicken. Of the sea. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
984 I’ve become a vegan. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
985 On this new plan, I can eat anything I want and still lose weigh! 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
986 It's not Robert Shaw, but it's not bad. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
987 You know what they're feeding you is fake, right? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
988 The one that struggled was a lot tastier. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
989 Junk food again! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
990 The vegan substitutes are never as good as the real thing. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
991 Fifteen more of these babies and I'll have my own presidential cabinet. 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
992 When "Shark Week" meets "Fashion Week" 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
993 New variety or not, you promised to catch and release. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
994 Lots of fiber, fewer calories, but not much for taste. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
995 Two weeks of this and I'll have kicked the cravings. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
996 I'm just teething ... got a new row in last week. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
997 These vegan alternatives just don't taste the same. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
998 I didn't insult you...I said, 'I brought you this dummy. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
999 Is it about healthier eating, or is it a morality thing? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1000 Dummy. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1001 "Yeah, I'm a mannequin-eating shark. Gotta problem with that? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1002 How's the vegan diet going Carl? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1003 Do I have something in my teeth? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1004 I know, I'm just chewing on this until I break the habit. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1005 It's my new high-fiber diet. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1006 Working on your form? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1007 I'm on a cleanse, Sharon. 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1008 You dumped me to be with that dummy 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
1009 I don't think that's how the mannequin challenge works... 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1010 I said man eating not mannequin eating. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1011 Think of it as "alternative human." 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1012 I'm really glad you're having your eyes checked next week. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1013 Fake food??? 1.2826 0.06617 92 75 8 9
1014 Not as tasty, but higher fiber. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1015 Son, let's review one more time - two arms, two legs, no pedestal. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1016 True, not free range, but no guilt... 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1017 I like the strong, silent type. 1.2826 0.06617 92 75 8 9
1018 It's fashion week again? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1019 He never saw me coming. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1020 I'm tired of being a mindless killing machine. I just want to make pinafores. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1021 I'm doing the mannequin challenge. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1022 The humans are now using decoys. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1023 not as tasty, but it's low fat 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1024 Why yes, I do prefer form over fashion. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1025 It's fewer calories than the real thing. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1026 It helps reduce plaque 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1027 I think I bit off more than I can chew. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1028 It's tiding me over until beach season. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1029 Once you've been vegan for a while, you don't even miss the real thing. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1030 It taste like man, except it has half the calories. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1031 They gave me this for "Best Supporting Actor" in Jaws 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
1032 I quit smoking. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1033 I'll chase anything in a skirt. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1034 I've gone vegan. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1035 I get sick at the sight of blood. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1036 Another victim of fashion. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1037 My doctor said I need to cut back on red meat. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1038 this is an alternative human 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1039 Oh. You're a MAN-nequin eating shark! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1040 More empty calories 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1041 So, look who's got himself a new trophy wife. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1042 I blame Spielberg. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1043 I've been going for more fiber lately. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1044 I developed a taste for them after that little boutique went under. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1045 I thought over the mantel would be nice. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1046 A stone is not the only thing you can't get blood from. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1047 Somedays it's just not worth the effort. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1048 Never gave a thought to roses and a card, did you? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1049 Still beats imitation crab... 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1050 Don't laugh. I've lost a lot of weight with this. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1051 Rehearsing for the JAWS remake. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1052 You see baby, there is nothing to be scared about. The people in movies are just fake. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1053 I told you to bring home something akin to a man - not a mannequin. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1054 My doctor says I need more fiber. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1055 Alternative human! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1056 No, I said go bite that man again. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1057 I thought it would look great in the foyer 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1058 It's the other white meat. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1059 I'm not one of those fish who can just quit cold turkey... 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1060 "Dummy?" Don't "dummy" me! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1061 This has fewer calories, but the taste just isn't the same. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1062 A fitting meal. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1063 Maybe a little dressing would help. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1064 I have to say, the cravings are still there. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1065 You really need to get your eyes checked. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1066 Appetite suppressant. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1067 It's empty calories, I know, but I can't resist. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1068 Yeah, I am trying to quit, but this doesn't really satisfy the cravings. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1069 This isn't helping with my cravings anymore - I think I need to try the patch. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1070 What? Is there something in my teeth? 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1071 I'm a mannequin eating shark. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1072 Eat prey, love! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1073 It's called the model diet. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1074 Well, at least it doesn't taste like chicken. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1075 I know I should give up processed food. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1076 I'm a leg man. Want a breast? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1077 This, and a patch behind the gills, reduces the cravings. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1078 It's research for my next book: "Surviving Shark Attacks for Dummies." 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1079 The label says it's high in fiber. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1080 It's a meatless substitute. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1081 More fake news ! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1082 You know what? They DON"T taste like chicken. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1083 dress rehearsal 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1084 You said you didn't like blood, so I found a vegan option. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1085 Whadda ya mean, "Fake chews"? 1.2826 0.06795 92 76 6 10
1086 It's gluten-free and vegan. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1087 You know that will chip your teeth. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1088 It will taste great once we dress it up. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1089 Shark week on Project Runway. 1.2826 0.06617 92 75 8 9
1090 I think it's a knock-off. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1091 I knew it looked too good to be true. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1092 Not bad ... Needs dressing. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1093 I'm trying to stay away from meat." 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1094 I prefer mine with dressing on the side. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1095 I thought that said I was a MANNEQUIN-eating shark! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1096 I can't believe it's not human 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1097 Looked tastier in the store window. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1098 Meat substitutes are never as good as the real thing. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1099 Enough BBQ sauce and you'll never know it's vegan. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1100 The ones from Neiman Marcus are tastier. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1101 The nicotine patch just wasn't working. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1102 I'm a big fan of Project Runway. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1103 You never listen. We're not mannequin-eating sharks. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1104 Humans have become tasteless. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1105 I'm just getting ready for Fashion Week. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1106 I'm tired of being an eating machine. I just want to make pinafores. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1107 A bit dry. 1.2826 0.06795 92 76 6 10
1108 You mean you haven't heard of the Mannequin Challenge? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1109 I hate the generic brand. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1110 OK, I do need glasses. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1111 And it has a third less calories than a runway model. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1112 I thought you said it would taste like Chicken?! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1113 I thought you said it tasted like chicken? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1114 I'm trying to ween myself off humans. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1115 She looked too good to be true. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1116 It's a teething ring for the kids. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1117 The doctor recommended I eat more fiber. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1118 I don't get all this fuss about the mannequin challenge. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1119 It's a bit dry, but at least it didn't struggle very much. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1120 The ones with arms and legs taste better, but I'm on a diet. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1121 You have your facts, I have mine. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1122 Mom says I'm teething 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1123 Eating more junk, I see. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1124 I'm hoping mannequin-eater strikes a less predatory chord. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1125 I asked Siri for a Manitee! 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
1126 Have you noticed? People just don't taste like they used to anymore. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1127 'Tastes like the real thing' my ass... 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1128 Your taste in women is simply disarming! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1129 My doctor said I need more fiber in my diet. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1130 This chew toy relieves a lot of my stress. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1131 Get that out of your mouth this instant! You're far too old for a pacifier. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1132 What? Just because "Fake News" is bad, doesn't mean "Fake People" are. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1133 It's cruelty-free. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1134 It's like Nicorette for sharks. 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
1135 Haute cuisine. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1136 I'm tired of all that hate mail from PETA 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
1137 It's for my man cave. 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
1138 It is for training purposes only. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1139 Mnuchin??? I thought you said mannequin! 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1140 I thought I’d try a high fiber diet. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1141 Arms an' legs--you dummy! How many times have I told ya? Throw em' back if they don't have arms and legs! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1142 Better than scuba diver, but not quite as good as surfer. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1143 Son, I said penguin not mannequin. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1144 Think of it like a nicotine patch 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1145 "We met window shopping". 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1146 You have something stuck in your teeth. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1147 These vegetarian meals never taste as good. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1148 Why don't these dummies just stay out of the water when they know we're around? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1149 Now it's your turn to practice being fierce. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1150 You know, those diets never work. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1151 Sometimes humans can be real dummies. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1152 Less blood, more filling 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1153 They taste worse, but they're high in fiber. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1154 Personally, I find these alternative facts are really hard to digest... 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1155 I think the Coast Guard is on to us. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1156 Your taste buds are the first thing to go. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1157 Junior, I found something you can practice on. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1158 It's supposed to reduce cravings. 1.2778 0.06709 90 74 7 9
1159 I gave up humans for Lent. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1160 My doctor tells me this is great for stress relief. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1161 It helps me with my cravings... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1162 I know; I'm a dummy. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1163 I've got to get new glasses 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1164 It's my new diet -- my doctor says I'm human intolerant. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1165 I'm on one of those fashionable diets. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1166 I'm trying to avoid GMOs. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1167 This clearly cost an arm and a leg. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1168 What a dummy! 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1169 Going vegan has been really tough. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1170 The patch didn't work for me. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1171 I bit off more than I can chew. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1172 So now you're a mannequin-eating shark, terror of what, Old Navy? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1173 I have to say, their "vegetarian alternative" is pretty disappointing. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1174 It's lower in saturated fats. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1175 Organic was too expensive. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1176 Low in fat, high in fiber 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1177 It's a fashion victim. Apparently everyone's eating them now. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1178 Times are tough, tourism is down. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1179 People just aren't what they used to be. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1180 It's a compromise Chuck. There's a funny aftertaste but the real ones are just too full of antibiotics and hormones. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1181 I found a pacifier for Baby Jaws. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1182 I should never have opened my big mouth. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1183 I know, I eat too much junk food. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1184 Uh han't awk ight now. Uh hab uh 'annequin in my mou. 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1185 Honestly dear, I just picked her up; she means nothing to me !! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1186 You're gonna need a bigger throat. 1.2697 0.06735 89 74 6 9
1187 This guy has the worst case of rigor mortis I've ever encountered. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1188 As you know, I prefer al dente. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1189 What? It's gluten free. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1190 It doesn't have the soft center, 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1191 They keep feeding us alternative snacks. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1192 I read about this in Predatorily Behavior For Dummies 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1193 Lower sodium, no saturated fat. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1194 I got him in the vegan section. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1195 I'm watching my cholesterol 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1196 Give me some time to chew on it. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1197 Someone beat me to the good parts. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1198 Robust with a hint of oak 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1199 Way to go "dummy"! 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1200 They taste better with the right dressing. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1201 It's only 5 points on Weight Watchers. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1202 What can I say? Everything was half-off! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1203 I really need to cut back on overly processed food. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1204 Great, now we're man-ikin eaters...deeply humiliating. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1205 Sometimes you gotta settle for the next best thing. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1206 It's what's left of the Statue of Liberty 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1207 My order was for a manatee to go. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1208 Alternative humans aren't very good. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1209 My doctor wants me to eat more fiber. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1210 I was cruising the mall and decided to grab something. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1211 Actually, I asked for a manatee. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1212 He's a real person! They say his name is Manny Quinn. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1213 It's tasteless without the dressing. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1214 You were right -- no blood, no frenzy. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1215 The doctor says I need more fiber in my diet. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
1216 What I said was "I'm hungry for Mandarin." 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1217 It comes with the book, "Fishing for Dummies." 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1218 Although already 26 years old, Wilfred still found enjoyment with his teething toy. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1219 Dry run. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1220 Our fifth anniversary, you remembered! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1221 My doctor ordered me to lower my fat content. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1222 On this diet, I'm allowed to eat whatever I want. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1223 This whole "Mannequin Challenge" thing is stupid. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1224 Trump sent a new marine biologist. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1225 It's only 2 weight watchers points! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1226 The ad claimed it's not available in stores. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1227 I'm trying to eat less fat. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1228 You're right, not much nutritional value. But nice crunch. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1229 You believe it’s a dummy, but I believe an alternative fact. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1230 This alternative prey is hard to swallow. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1231 Jeffrey, you really need glasses... 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1232 Can't seem to get my teeth into this one 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1233 Looks like someone forgot to put their contacts in this morning. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1234 I'm bringing him to the frenzy tonight. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1235 Not bad, could do with some dressing 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1236 You told me I needed to find some body. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1237 I thought you were lack toes intolerant? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1238 The imitation human just isn't as good. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1239 I know. I have an optometry appointment Tuesday. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1240 I need to eat more fiber. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1241 So which department store's going under now? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1242 I'm only a mannequin-eating shark. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1243 That'll look good in you. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1244 This is "Shark Tank" not "Project Runway". 1.2697 0.06735 89 74 6 9
1245 What do you mean I'm a tasteless consumer? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1246 You didn't understand the Mannequin Challenge, Gary. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1247 I love this time of year, don't you...spring training's almost over, the new tourist season's around the corner.. 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1248 I'm giving up meat this month. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1249 I'm trying to cut down. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1250 Actually they taste a lot like plastic chicken. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1251 No, Jaws. I don't want to hear about your Academy Award again. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1252 It's something to munch on between frenzies. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1253 It doesn't taste like chicken. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1254 Practice, practice, practice. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1255 No thanks, processed foods give me indigestion. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1256 Yeah, high fiber, but lacking in taste. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1257 Somebody already got the wings and legs! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1258 It's bland without dressing. 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1259 Nope, it does not taste like chicken in any way. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1260 You schmuck ,300 survivors and this is what you come home with! 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1261 Are you sure that Charley the Tuna started this way? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1262 They were out of limbs. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1263 I thought they said "man" overboard. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1264 They don't taste like much, but they never struggle. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1265 Are those Gluten Free? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1266 It's my Dad's Lifetime Achievement Award. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1267 I told you they were all dummies. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1268 This one is a little dry. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1269 That’s a mannequin you dummy. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1270 It looks good but tastes like tofu. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1271 I need more fiber... 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1272 It didn't struggle like the last one I ate. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1273 My doctor says I need more fiber. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1274 Well, you've got the idea. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1275 I prefer tapering off gradually to going cold turkey. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1276 no it doesn't taste the same but I'm trying to get more fibre 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1277 That's only for display purposes silly, you have to order the actual meal from a menu!!! 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1278 Honey, it's not what it looks like. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1279 It's for my seminar on biting humans humanely. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1280 Look, I found a human kabob. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1281 I'm on a low protein diet. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1282 It's "no-meat Monday". 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1283 It's okay, I'm a vegetarian. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1284 So I said, 'who's the dummy now?' 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1285 She called it an "alternative meal." 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1286 It's how I get my fiber. 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
1287 Try the head first. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1288 I only eat at Macy's. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1289 Worst part is I've gained weight since I quit. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1290 Going vegan on me? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1291 Fake food, fake news. Maybe this is a fake ocean! 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1292 I've decided to go Vegan. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1293 Not exactly farm fresh. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1294 You haven't heard about the Mannequin Challenge? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1295 I swear I didn't eat the arms and legs on the way home. 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1296 Attack strategies for dummies 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1297 it's got more fiber than the regular kind 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1298 Better with some dressing. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1299 Gary Larson pulled this same stunt on us years ago 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1300 Moby, is a great picture for our new book, Dummies for Sharks! 1.2614 0.06760 88 74 5 9
1301 Dude, you so don't get the mannequin challenge. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1302 I used my points 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1303 No, I don't think a size 4 makes you look fat. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1304 I brought you a practice dummy. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
1305 Going meat-free is tougher than it seems. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1306 My Dentist said that this was better than flossing. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1307 No thanks, I only eat organic 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1308 Dear, I thought we agreed; nothing artificial, only organic and free range. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1309 Tastes just like chicken. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1310 These meat substitutes are not the same as the real thing. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1311 It's an alternative human. 1.2614 0.06564 88 73 7 8
1312 I've had my fill of the mannequin challenge. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1313 Well, I guess I can scratch the no-junk-food resolution. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1314 It's low fat but high in fiber 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1315 Looks like climate change did a real number on the humans 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1316 I think your grasp of the concept still needs work, Phil." 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1317 Sorry they were all out of organic. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1318 That's not what I meant by the mannequin challenge. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1319 She looked delicious when she was wearing the fish-tail gown. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1320 Put me in coach....I'm ready to play! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1321 Just trying it out for size. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1322 The taste isn't great, but there are almost no calories. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
1323 I'm keeping Kosher. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1324 Do I have something stuck in my teeth? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1325 Is this some kind of cruel joke? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1326 Impulse bite. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1327 But the arms are my favorite part. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1328 I think I need glasses! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1329 Do we have any window dressing left? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1330 How about joining me for meatless Monday? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1331 The diet version of these things have so much less flavor. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1332 Yes, I am a mannequin-eating shark. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1333 I found the one responsible for that annoying challenge. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1334 I use it as a decoy. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1335 I'll get you a real one someday. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1336 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1337 New training device for the kids! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1338 I'm a big fan of fake crab. But this tastes too much like surfboard. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1339 Maybe you should reconsider getting glasses 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1340 Artificial ingredients are like alternative facts. The more you learn about them, the harder they are to swallow. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1341 Do you want to try the mannequin challenge? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1342 High fiber, low protein 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1343 Placebo. I'm trying to quit. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1344 YOU NEED GLASSES! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1345 Goodbye, Fashion Week. Hello, Shark Week. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1346 Alternative facts? Alternative snacks! 1.2584 0.06497 89 74 7 8
1347 Not a lot of flavor, but it's packed with fiber. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1348 I said, let's grab Heinekens, not mannequins. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1349 I get it. You’re vegan. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1350 You want real street cred? Bring me the tailor. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1351 You're right, it's imitation. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1352 That's a manikin...not a manatee! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1353 It's a little tough. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1354 Your old chum? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1355 Doc's orders. No-flesh diet for 90 days. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1356 It's a little tough, but it's gluten free! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1357 No thanks, looks like you ate all the best parts 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1358 The presentation was incredible, but the ingredients are awful. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1359 Well, that would explain the plastic taste. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1360 It's a teething toy for the little one. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1361 Catch of the day 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1362 I am not sure I can stomach another New York fashion week. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1363 Fake is in. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1364 This is the worst appetizer I've ever eaten! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1365 Melvin ,I told you it wasn't worth the trip,the east river hasn't been productive since the 80's. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1366 The artificial flavor doesn't last long. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1367 Late to the wreck, everything rare was gone! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1368 The alternative facts tell me this's the genuine article. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1369 It didn't put up any fight... and it tastes like it. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1370 What? You couldn't find one with meat on her bones? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1371 Three more and my tableau of the Last Supper will be complete! 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1372 They were out of the real ones. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1373 It'sh shtuck in ny teeth... 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1374 They don't taste as good as they used to. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1375 I told you…No Junk Food! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1376 Less fat. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1377 Must be one of those vegan substitutes. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1378 I'm a mannequin eating shark. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1379 This one didn't put up a fight at all. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1380 I think it's finally time you got yourself some glasses. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1381 Ya can't take the "die" outta "diet." 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1382 It doesn't taste as bad as it looks. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1383 Who you calling dummy? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1384 You know, Marge, I think this comes under '..... fool me twice, shame on me.' 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1385 Again . . . No dressing. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1386 What? I need more fiber 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1387 Sometimes, ya just feel like a dummy. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1388 These dummies will never know what hit them. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1389 Something about this screams "Too easy, too easy!" 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1390 These are desperate times! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1391 I know there's no blood, but the roughage, the roughage! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1392 The doctor says it's called "methadone". It's helping, but I still have urges. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1393 She's a dummy. She means nothing! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1394 They're not bad if you marinate them in gin overnight. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1395 You'd hardly even know that it's vegan. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1396 You're right. Tofhuman tastes nothing like the real thing. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1397 My pitch is Project Runway meets Shark Tank. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1398 Yes, but I still love junk food. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1399 It's my new stress companion. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1400 To be honest, I'm a little disappointed. I expected it to taste like chicken. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1401 Men's Warehouse, half off sale. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1402 It's step one of my Human Withdrawal Program. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1403 Yes, I am a manikin-eating shark. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1404 You said we should eat more fiber... 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1405 I'm a humanitarian. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1406 Practice, smractice. I'm ready for the real thing. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1407 I know, I feel pretty stupid...it's stuck in my teeth. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1408 Who knew that eBay was an actual bay? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1409 I was window shopping and simply couldn't resist. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1410 Its Shark week you tool - that was left over from Fashion week. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1411 My doctor says that it will reduce my cravings. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1412 I am flesh intolerant. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1413 They're throwing all the illegal voters to us. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1414 I always enjoy a dress rehearsal! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1415 It's a meat substitute. I started to be able to taste their sadness. 1.2558 0.06655 86 72 6 8
1416 A bit chewy, but totally guilt free. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1417 They said I should be more disarming. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1418 That doesn't actually qualify as vegan.... 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1419 They may be good roughage ... but for comfort food ... give me a lightly salted surfer any day. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1420 Trust me, there's just no substitute. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1421 I thought they said "man" overboard. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1422 They've outsmarted us.... 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1423 Why did you call me a dummy? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1424 Do I have anything on my teeth? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1425 Less fat. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1426 'I guess that puts Pence in charge.' 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1427 I’ve become a vegan. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1428 This one doesn't seem worth a feeding frenzy. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1429 I've had it with this 'gluten-free' crap. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1430 Not very nourishing but a whole less guilt. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1431 Is it Meatless Monday again? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1432 I'm dieting. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1433 Maybe that's the way they get after they've been down here awhile. Did you check the expiration date? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1434 Another one bites the bust. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1435 I've switched to a humanitarian diet. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1436 I keep telling you, Harry. Get your eyes examined!! 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1437 Everything else is extinct. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1438 Honey, more empty calories? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1439 Interesting texture but not a lot of flavor. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1440 A longer lasting chew toy. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1441 I don't care what they say - these artificial ingredients never taste like the real thing! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1442 Sometimes you just want a nice quiet dinner. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1443 I'm trying to eat less fat. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1444 Going vegan sucks. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1445 Practice your acceptance speech all you want, the shark never gets the Oscar. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1446 They have me on this low fat high fiber diet. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1447 My eyes again. I thought I had the Venus de Milo. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1448 Great job, son. Eating the arms first disables them! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1449 Where did you find the pacifier? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1450 Wouldn't you like a little dressing on that? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1451 It just doesn't have the right mouthfeel. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1452 I thought you had sworn off GMO food? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1453 I think it's called an alt-human. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1454 Yeah, well, some of us can't afford to go organic. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1455 Practicing? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1456 I am trying to watch my cholesterol. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1457 I'm doing the low-protein, high-fiber diet. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1458 You're a dummy - it's a dummy. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1459 I told you to get your eyes checked! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1460 Crisp and full-bodied with a finish of vinyl. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1461 How's the diet going? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1462 She looked way bigger with the dress on. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1463 Too much fiber. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1464 Don't throw it out. We can make stock. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1465 They're sizing my implants. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1466 Stephen Bannon told me to keep my mouth shut and take what I'm given." 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1467 They're putting out fake nudes. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1468 Too bad, I prefer the legs. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1469 What? All food is artificial these days! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1470 Too many preservatives. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1471 Really Carl? Now you're vegetarian? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1472 I'm hemoblobin intolerant. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1473 "Man overboard" and "manikin overboard" make a difference. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1474 This one doesn't have a squeaker. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1475 I only eat things that don't have a face. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1476 I'd wondered why it wasn't flopping around. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1477 It's a little light on the dressing. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1478 Guess you bit off more than you can chew. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1479 High fiber, low cal. Need I say more? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1480 Got to lose 100 pounds before the reunion. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1481 It's the vegetarian entrée. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1482 Vegan? Hardly. I'm just a mannequin-eating shark. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1483 Once you get the hang of this, we can try it with a real person. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1484 Somebody already got the drumsticks. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1485 With this new administration in power, I want to be ready for more refugees. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1486 Think of it as a pacifier. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1487 They never taste like they do in the store. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1488 You killed someone unarmed?! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1489 I think the dressing gives them more flavor. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1490 Wadaya mean it's not real meat? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1491 It's supposed to help with cravings. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1492 Tastes artificial. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1493 I thought your profile said you were a man-eater. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1494 My doctor has put me on a low-fat diet. 1.2558 0.04733 86 64 22 0
1495 Fashion Week, meet Shark Week! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1496 I like window shopping but it's never as satisfying. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1497 You know mannequins are a gateway food. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1498 No flavor but they're a good source of fiber. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1499 It's gluten-free 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1500 It's incredible--they're just GIVING this stuff away! 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1501 That's is not my idea of an anniversary gift. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1502 I thought you said they taste like chicken. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1503 My doctor wants me to eat more fiber. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1504 Value meal from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1505 I'll stick with organic. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1506 I just don't remember them being this crunchy. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1507 It's only three points. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1508 Alternative fish 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1509 Hormone-free, pesticide-free, antibiotic-free, non-GMO... but there's something about the texture. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1510 This one's a little al dente. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1511 I'm starting a high fiber diet. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1512 Where's the beef? 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1513 Gluten-free just isn't the same. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1514 Now, Bobby, in a real feeding frenzy there'll be a whole lot of flailing. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1515 You do realize that you've been played? 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1516 Do I have anything on my teeth? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1517 I don't think veganism is for us. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1518 Everybody else was marching! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1519 Here's a fact: some dummies are harder to swallow. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1520 I should've realized it was too good to be true. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1521 She looked a lot better dressed to the teeth. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1522 Dietician's Recommendation. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1523 I started dating a vegan. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1524 Actually, I think a Riesling would go best with this. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1525 It's part of the low calorie South Beach Diet. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1526 I've never outgrown my childhood pacifier. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1527 You got ripped off. The best parts are the wings and drumsticks/ 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1528 It's a plant-based surfer substitute. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1529 Not the "Mannequin overboard!" trick again! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1530 It's an aggressifier. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1531 It's got a lot less calories. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1532 That was better. I think you're ready for the real thing. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1533 And I thought the artificial crab was bad. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1534 Cream-filled are better. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1535 I prefer the soft kind. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1536 No bloody good. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1537 How many times have I told you this? Never go for the first one. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1538 Me, I prefer organic. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1539 I didn't know you were into genetically modified food. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1540 This tastes much better in person. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1541 Gluten free! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1542 All fiber, no flavor. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1543 While not quite as tasty as people, these are gluten-free. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1544 From below, I thought I was getting Kellyanne Conway. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1545 They were having a sale. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1546 I use it to floss between meals. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1547 Way too easy Bob. No chase, no terrified look, no thrashing, no screaming, not even any blood. Hardly worth the effort. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1548 They're never as good as the organic one's. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1549 Being a mannequin-eating shark just seems less controversial. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1550 She may not be perfect, but she's mine. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1551 I'm sorry, but "vicious mannequin eater" just doesn't have the same ring to it 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1552 I can eat the things I want and still lose weight! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1553 I read it in "Shark attacks for Dummies". 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1554 The fashion industry has always been a shark tank. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1555 I'm telling you, GMO's are going to kill you! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1556 Did you order from Amazon ? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1557 I know, but at least it's vegan and gluten free. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1558 You just need a little sriracha for this one. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1559 It's just not as good as organic. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1560 I said bring back man or kin, not mannequin. 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1561 Why can’t you find yourself a nice girl? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1562 Filene's Basement or Bloomingdale's ? 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1563 It doesn't taste like chicken. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1564 I can't quite get my teeth into this one 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1565 I dunno, I just assumed it was a chew toy. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1566 I keep telling you. Go after the ones who are moving. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1567 Super models are starting to lose flavor to me. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1568 It tastes like chicken, but the sequins are wrecking my stomach. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1569 It says it's low in calories, but it leaves a funny aftertaste! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1570 That doesn't make you a vegetarian. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1571 I'm still looking for red meat alternatives. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1572 Doc says I need less human and more fiber. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1573 It's part of the new Swim Fast diet. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1574 I told you no fake food! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1575 Going vegan has its downsides. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1576 The one leg should have given it away. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1577 This one must be an American woman. It's REALLY tough. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1578 This one tastes a little off. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1579 I don't know what you like about them. They are just so bland. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1580 Don't laugh, but yeah, I AM trying to quit. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1581 I know, I know, more empty calories. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1582 I'm starting to get tired of this high fiber diet 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1583 It's mostly just for selfies. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1584 What do you mean I have bad taste? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1585 This must be that genetically modified stuff. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1586 Junior left his teething toy in the sandbox again. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1587 I'm trying to incorporate more fiber into my diet. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1588 It's gluten-free, non-GMO, and vegan. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1589 I'm dieting until Fashion Week. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1590 Slim pickens 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1591 Do you feel cheated? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1592 Fine, I'll go vegan. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1593 Enough of this Fake Food! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1594 This high fiber diet is killing me 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1595 I've got to cut down on processed foods. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1596 I can't give up my pacifier. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1597 They said they were having a "Great White" sale. I felt misled. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1598 What have I told you about empty calories?? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1599 It's definitely a mannequin, but it wasn't much of a challenge. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1600 I thought it was just another nudist beach. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1601 The stunning outfit fooled me 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1602 I think it's some kind of gluten-free human. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1603 I chew on this when I have a craving for a swimmer. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1604 There's no accounting for taste. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1605 I'm nearly down to my targeted weight, plus my teeth are much whiter. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1606 Do you have any floss? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1607 Son, it's time to put away your binky and chow down on some real meat. 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1608 I saw it in the stores window and couldn't resist! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1609 Do you always bring your Oscar with you on first dates? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1610 I've got to see someone about these cataracts. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1611 What can I say? I need the roughage. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1612 She was attractive until her clothes washed off. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1613 It's not what it looks like! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1614 It's gluten-free 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1615 Placebo effect. Gets me every time. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1616 Gluten free! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1617 You know that's not a real person, right? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1618 I tried the organic versions, but found them too fatty. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1619 I said, "Find a nice SAILOR." 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1620 Don't look at me like that. It's an "alternative" human. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1621 I see this as a call to arms. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1622 I like the way it doesn't taste too human-y. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1623 Do you have any salt? 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1624 Tastes bad but I can't resist a bargain. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1625 More fiber, fewer calories. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1626 I am going meatless. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1627 She's a chum of mine. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1628 No struggle and the taste is lousy, but it's good practice. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1629 Mannequin: the new kale. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1630 Not much meat on this one. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1631 Looks like someone's been to the maul! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1632 No thanks, I'm strictly organic. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1633 How do you like going protein free? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1634 Tastes great, and less filling 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1635 It's "alternative" food. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1636 Was there dressing when you found it? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1637 I'm switching to the patch next week. 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1638 It's getting harder to find a real meal down here. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1639 Empty calories, but so satisfying. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1640 I'm told it's alternative fare. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1641 Atkins. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1642 you gonna wash that down with a non-alcoholic beer? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1643 They are just not as tasty as they used to be. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1644 It's a placebo 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1645 The patch didn't work for me. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1646 ...and it has fewer calories. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1647 This one doesn't taste like chicken! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1648 It wasn't a challenge at all 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1649 Doctor said I should eat more fibre 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1650 I wish everything didn't look like seals to us. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1651 When did you go vegan? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1652 Fashionable diets never work. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1653 It's vegan, and gluten free. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1654 Someone already ate the arms. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1655 No, I said, "I'm craving man, again!" 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1656 Are you kidding me? There's gluten in this too? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1657 Low fat and clothing-free! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1658 You know how you just have to eat the fries out of the bag on the way home? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1659 No flavor. I'm returning this one. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1660 Empty calories 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1661 It's hard being a vegan. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1662 It's a practice dummy. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1663 I enjoy my dinner more now without all that feeding frenzy stuff 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1664 You have 30 minutes to pick out your material and to get back to the workshop to make it work. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1665 Going vegan is just not working for me. 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1666 Save me some stuffing. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1667 It's the new high fiber, low carb diet. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1668 The mannequin challenge, it's all the rage up there! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1669 Don't worry, son. the real ones taste like chicken. 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1670 I've gone high-fiber. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1671 Great job! Ok, two more practice bites and your ready for the real thing, 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1672 Dummy! It is a dummy. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1673 It's restaurant week at Macy's 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1674 Tasteless. Must be a late light comedian. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1675 I usually like arms, but these tasted like cardboard. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1676 I see those prankster dolphins got the best of you again. 1.2471 0.06675 85 72 5 8
1677 Aren't you a little old for a pacifier?0 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1678 Its a teething ring for the baby. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1679 Yeah, not a lot of meat on her, but without arms and legs she was a cinch to catch. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1680 No, darling, we're MAN-eating sharks, not manikin . . . 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1681 This one is crunchy on the outside ....somethings up. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1682 And when you graduate, it's REALLY fun because they're all squirmy and they taste great! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1683 It looks stupid, but I haven't had a desire for a cigarette in weeks. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1684 How did you know I like my dressing on the side? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1685 All I could find was leftovers. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1686 Don't judge me! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1687 No it's not a fake person, it's called an alternative human. Just as good but bit harder to swallow 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1688 It helps reduce the cravings. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1689 It's just a practice run. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1690 Don't swallow, Henry. It's obviously clickbait. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1691 I'm going gluten-free. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1692 Just when you think you've seen every fishing hook... 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1693 They don't taste as good as real human, but they contain far fewer artificial preservatives. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1694 Use this for the rehearsal and your cue is, "We're gonna need a bigger boat." 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1695 They'll label anything organic these days! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1696 I've got to get off this junk food diet. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1697 Not as much flavor, but zero calories. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1698 I prefer to call it 'alternative' food. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1699 They're baiting you. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1700 It's lower in calories 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1701 Trump just removed all regulations concerning human consumption. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1702 It's a rare relic from back when there was a thing called "land". 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1703 These low calorie versions are never as filling. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1704 It's imitation human 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1705 I don't like 'seconds'..... do you want it? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1706 I'm supposed to cut back on red meat. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1707 I'm trying to add more fiber to my diet. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1708 They're calling it an alternative fact. The truth is, it's still hard to swallow. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1709 It tastes the same but it's half the saturated fat 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1710 It's called the mannequin challenge. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1711 Ok, so we're not as smart as chimpanzees. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1712 It's a dummy, genius. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1713 It was on sale. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1714 This lo-cal stuff tastes like plastic. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1715 I'm on the South Beach diet. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1716 Just chew ‘til it tingles, one a day for the first week, then taper-off until the cravings go away. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1717 I said man-eating shark, not manne-quin shark.... 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1718 I guess you can say it's an acqured taste. 1.2471 0.04706 85 64 21 0
1719 Shark Week trumps Fashion Week. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1720 Now I'm feeling like the real dummy here. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1721 How were the arms and legs? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1722 More fiber,less fat. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1723 It's ample, but devoid of character. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1724 I'm a vegetarian. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1725 Let it soak awhile! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1726 We overlap with fashion week this year. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1727 I know, but she called me a lawyer! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1728 Organic is way over-rated 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1729 ToFuman 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1730 I just couldn't stay on paleo. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1731 You can sense a drop of blood in the water from a mile away, however your eyesight leaves something to be desired. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1732 White House applicant. Tossed for being too bright. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1733 The worst part of dieting is the substitute meals. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1734 I see you're still stuck on that fashion week meets shark week idea. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1735 I hate this GMO food. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1736 The entire contents of an Ivanka Trump sweat shop were dumped into the Indian Ocean! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1737 I think this one had way too much fiber in her diet. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1738 that's what happens when you lose your glasses 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1739 I'm on a diet. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1740 Teething 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1741 They look better than they taste, but they are crunchy! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1742 I thought it was an Oscar. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1743 They're easy to catch, but not as much fun -- no fight or thrashing around. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1744 When you're a shark, they let you do everything. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1745 It's for my new paleo diet, I'm cutting out human. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1746 I don't know. The doctor seems to think it cuts down on cravings. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1747 You can't even taste the difference! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1748 I don't know what's worse, the false teeth or my new contacts. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1749 I'm on that model diet. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1750 Genetically modified! 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1751 The sign at the sale said "As is". Sounded good to me. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1752 If I say she's real, she's real. Period. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1753 God, I hate dieting! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1754 I couldn't stand what he was wearing. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1755 Actually, I prefer organic. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1756 It's faux-human. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1757 I'm trying to cut down on red meat. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1758 Yes I'm on top of the food chain, that means I can eat anything I want. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1759 Weight watchers. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1760 It has a lot of artificial additives, but it is way lower in calories than the original version. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1761 I'm having second thoughts about meatless Mondays. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1762 If they're unarmed I pounce. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1763 "It cost an arm and a leg, but I had to have it"! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1764 Nice to see you, Bob. This is my chum. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1765 I hate these no fat diets. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1766 All they had was vegan. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1767 Did you order take-out from Jo-Ann's again? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1768 I gave up cigarettes. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1769 What does Marked Down mean? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1770 See, this way you get the sensation of eating without all the fat and calories. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1771 Yes, it's vegan and cruelty free, but I still miss the blood flavor. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1772 But I can eat as many mannequins as I want, whenever I want. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1773 I opted for "less filling." 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1774 I'm trying to avoid gluten. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1775 I'm rethinking this vegan diet thing 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1776 F I S H I N G F O R D U M M I E S 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1777 Can you believe, someone just threw this chew toy away 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1778 I got something for the kids to play with.... 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1779 Looks like another case of alternative facts. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1780 What!? You said I needed more fiber. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1781 Are you eating processed foods, again? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1782 I'm getting in shape for beach season 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1783 It's the imitation kind. Not as good as the real thing, but low fat. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1784 Hook, Fall line and sinker. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1785 Now even people are being made of plastic. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1786 Doc says I need more fiber in my diet. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1787 But I like empty calories. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1788 Will Amazon exchange this for a real one? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1789 Not a big fan of Meatless Mondays. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1790 Start with this and gradually work your way up to real people. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1791 How awful! I hope you can return it. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1792 It was the only gluten-free option. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1793 I can't. I have homework. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1794 No, this is the lite version 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1795 These artificial lures fool me every time. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1796 They were all out of the fresh stuff. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1797 I'm told it still has a full body flavor- but less calories 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1798 I thought she seemed kind of slow... 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1799 'I guess you fell for the alternative bait.' 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1800 I should have had that Lasik done. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1801 Shark Week, Fashion Week, I can't keep track 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1802 This has no nutritional value, but it reduces my cravings! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1803 He looked tasty but some parts are missing. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1804 What do you mean by empty calories? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1805 I hate this high-fiber diet. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1806 The flooded cities are interesting, but most of the good stuff is already gone. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1807 Are you sure that you're getting enough fiber on this diet? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1808 When is this fucking acid going to wear off? 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1809 Whole Foods, why do you ask? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1810 Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1811 I've lost weight, but it's hard to stick to. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1812 I think I'll consider that Lasik surgery. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1813 I just hate going gluten free. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1814 These low calorie snacks are never as tasty. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1815 I call it an alternative human 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1816 The popsicle stick seems sort of unnecessary. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1817 Have you always been a vegan? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1818 Ugh, I hate imitation human. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1819 I was lucky. Some are armed and dangerous. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1820 No really, it's only half the calories. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1821 You haven't learned much in that charter school, have you? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1822 I can't believe it's not boater! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1823 I told you from the get-go that I don't cook and I certainly don't sew. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1824 These mail-order diets are just filled with empty calories. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1825 All that junk food will kill you. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1826 It's works, but I still get the urge. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1827 These things always show up around Fashion Week. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1828 Macys is just giving 'em away. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1829 We're man-eaters not mannequin eaters silly. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1830 Take it . . . I left the best parts for you! 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1831 But how do you get your protein? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1832 It's alternative prey. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1833 Working on my technique. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1834 No, it's just an ALTERNATIVE human. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1835 Still teething? 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
1836 But you said no more junk food. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1837 its an alt-man 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1838 It's a cleanse, not a diet. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1839 The alternative fact is that this is a human. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1840 Mannequin-eater 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1841 I'm reading "Carnivores For Dummies." 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1842 I'm a vegan now. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1843 You can believe its not human. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1844 Leftovers again? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
1845 I think they said, "Mannequin overboard!" 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1846 No wonder they didn't use you for Jaws. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1847 It's low-fat. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
1848 I'm teething, mommy. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1849 This has more fiber and is healthier than eating high fat humans. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1850 It was a stand-in at a remake of Jaws 3 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1851 The organic ones have a lot more flavor. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1852 Did you win that for Jaws or the sequel? 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1853 Dummies for Sharks 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1854 I was auditioning for Jaws 4 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1855 Do you think this would look fat in me? 1.2381 0.06476 84 71 6 7
1856 Well, it looked like a person when it was dressed. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1857 It's called a training tool son 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1858 Those 100 calorie snack packs are a Godsend. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1859 Gluten-free human just doesn't taste the same. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1860 That your last one before you go live? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1861 With all the debris in the ocean, I think I'm developing a taste for plastic. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1862 Uh oh...Fake chews! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1863 The mannequin-eater shark, feared by dummies everywhere. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1864 That new vegetarian restaurant just opened up. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1865 Appetizer. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1866 I need to up my fiber intake. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1867 I got it for the kids. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1868 I'm so hungry, I could eat a clothes horse. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1869 It's a real live person, as a matter of alternative fact. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1870 Enough with the fiber. Eat some protein! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1871 Eating it without the buns really cuts the calories. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1872 You got the dummy, Dummy. You know I prefer the wings and legs 1.2381 0.06476 84 71 6 7
1873 I think you need to have your eyes examined! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1874 At least it's easier than going cold human. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1875 When you said he issued you a gag order, you weren't kidding. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1876 This must be some kind of cruel hoax. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1877 Sorry I'm late, it was a frenzy in there. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1878 You promised that you were going to save the arms for me! 1.2381 0.06476 84 71 6 7
1879 No, it's not as tasty as the real thing, - but it really does save calories. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1880 This isn't what it looks like. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1881 Taste like rubber chicken. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1882 I'm a man-eater. Does this look like a placebo to you? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1883 It's called the mannequin challenge, I think. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1884 I've had it with the Mediterranean Diet. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1885 Here- practice on this. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1886 Mannequin? It's a human...get your alternative facts straight! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1887 It's cruelty-free and tastes almost like the real thing. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1888 Whatever this is, it's not worth a feeding frenzy. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1889 It's a people pop, and it's half the carbs. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1890 Get your own chew toy. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1891 Look Mom, I'm a Great White Retriever. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1892 They taste better when served on a surfboard. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1893 I just want to say one word to you: plastic. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1894 I got it at the Sears liquidation sale. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1895 You wouldn't like it. Tastes like cardboard. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1896 I didn't hear the soundtrack. That should have tipped me off. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1897 It's called the dummy diet. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1898 Who are you calling a dummy? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1899 No blood. Not a good sign. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1900 MY BAD...I THOUGHT IT WAS LEFTOVERS... 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1901 Is it me, or is this human a bit harder to chew than the last one? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1902 Your getting closer, but the real ones wiggle and bleed a lot. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1903 I said manaTEE 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1904 I always end up with the stale ones. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1905 Can't wait till we graduate from training. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1906 You were supposed to bring the wine. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1907 It prevents tartar build up. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1908 This is the last time I go feeding in the Chanel. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1909 I'm staying away from South Beach for a while - this one is a high fibre, but low protein. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1910 Beggars can't be chewsey. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1911 I told you, I'm a mannequin-eating shark. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1912 Mannequin, manatee - whatever. This one's more al dente. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1913 "This generic chew toy ,isn't as good as the real ones that squeak". 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1914 Boneless, gluten-free, and low-cal without the dressing. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1915 At least it was 90% off. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1916 It's Lent already? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1917 He's my new chum. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1918 Haven't you ever heard of a mannequin eating shark? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1919 You wouldn't like it. It's not organic. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1920 It's the loaner model. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1921 I know it's a dummy, dummy! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1922 This must be the farmed, GMO version. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1923 Don't you just hate the artificial taste of the processed foods you get these days! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1924 Not as much flavor, but zero calories. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1925 It's a lot like kale; low on taste, high in fiber. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1926 Good try, but you grabbed a decoy. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1927 I'm trying something new-- it's got less protein, but more fibers. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1928 Good luck with that thing. I never could stomach dummies. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1929 I can't wait to get rid of this training dummy! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1930 It's gluten free, no GMO's and low on calories! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1931 We've been over this, remember? These plastic women aren't worth your time. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1932 Project Runway really jumped the shark this season. 1.2381 0.06476 84 71 6 7
1933 It's kind of dry 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1934 These pre-packed meals are so flavorless. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1935 Honey, you'll be much healthier if you stop eating artificial food. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1936 I don't care what Kelly Anne says, alternative meat is not meat !! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1937 Needs ketchup. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1938 It's a bit dry. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1939 They say it will whiten my teeth. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1940 That mannequin challenge ain't so tough. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1941 A transgender mannequin? Try the other Shark Tank. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1942 I know it's low on nutrients, but my doctor told me to eat more fiber. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1943 I don't know, this one's a little dry. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1944 This vegan diet is killing me. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1945 It doesn't measure up to the real thing. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1946 I caught a dummy but his orange comb over got away. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1947 THATS WHAT YOU BOUGHT WITH YOUR SAND DOLLARS ? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1948 Not as tasty as it looks 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1949 Not like I remember them tasting. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1950 It's from the winter collection 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1951 They were serving alt-hors d'oeuvres. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1952 My cholesterol was up so I decided to go vegan. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1953 I'm giving veganism a try. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1954 This diet sucks. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1955 I'm telling you it's a seal! Check the alternative fact! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1956 ...and it's gluten free. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1957 What? It's just "alternative food." 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1958 Bhe best part is that you can have as much as you want for no points! 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1959 I'm trying the nicotine patch to quit smoking too 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
1960 Nobody respects mannequins more than I do. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1961 Tastes great, less filling. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1962 Don't judge. It's fashion week. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1963 Mmmm, this one is a little al dente! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1964 He just kept staring at me with a blank expression, so I freaked out. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1965 I bite first and ask questions later...... 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1966 That whole "Mannequin Challenge" thing was really starting to bug me. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
1967 It takes one to know one. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1968 No not that dummy, I ment the new President! 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1969 It's Torso Tuesday. And I'm vegan. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1970 I don't think it's fresh. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1971 Macy's close out. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1972 The alternative truth is I grabbed it kicking and screaming off the beach. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1973 Ugh...I think I know why these were on sale. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1974 This is part of my New Year's resolution - less fat. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1975 Nope. I can't be with a vegan 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1976 Well, don't you two look chummy 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1977 I'm trying out for the next "Jaws"sequel. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1978 That's not what I meant when I said mannequin challenge... 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
1979 But they said it's gluten free! 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1980 Not as good as it looked. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1981 Paleo 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
1982 Tastes like cardboard. But it's nonfat and gluten free. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1983 That's not how you do the mannequin challenge. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1984 Good news...no rubber suit. Bad news.... 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1985 What did I tell you about JUNK FOOD?! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1986 Tastes kinda like tofu. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1987 My doctor has put me on a high-fibre diet. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
1988 It's not easy to be a vegetarian. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1989 Darn! Did you take the legs? The legs are the best part! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1990 It's as filling, less gory, and fewer calories. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1991 '"Look. A manikin-eating shark." 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1992 It's a free-range mannequin. 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
1993 What? At least it's cage free. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1994 Nice try. I made an appointment for you with the opthalmologist. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1995 That's good. I think you're ready for a live trial. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1996 This thing tastes like cardboard but at least it is gluten free. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1997 I'm an alternative man-eater. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1998 I caught him trying to vote. 1.2317 0.06562 82 70 5 7
1999 How long does this teething go on? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2000 It's better than nothing... 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2001 I hate Designer Week. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2002 It tastes like human. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2003 My doctor said I need more fiber in my diet. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2004 Fact, most shark attacks occur less than 100 feet from the store. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2005 Sweetie, how many times do I have to tell you? We keep kosher. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2006 I'm an alternative man-eater. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2007 Tastes kind of fishy 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2008 Tasty? Not exactly, but it's FDA approved and contains fewer carcinogens. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2009 "Shark Week", "Fashion Week": Who can tell the difference these days? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2010 I wish you would stop eating junk food 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2011 "Remind me again, did you want a manatee or a mannequin? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2012 I like them when they're crunchy. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2013 My New Year's resolution was to try going meatless. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2014 It was just standing there. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2015 This must be an alternative fact. 1.2317 0.06562 82 70 5 7
2016 It tastes better than rice cakes. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2017 Hey, it works for duck hunters. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2018 Actually, it is a bit dryer than I like. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2019 Everything is fake these days. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2020 As he worked his way through the NYT Best Sellers list, Bob became obsessed with #9, "Shark Diving for Dummies". 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2021 This is my first alternative human of the day. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2022 It's an alt-person. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2023 Man, I can hardly taste this. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2024 They're feeding us fake nudes 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2025 I hate Fashion Week. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2026 These low carb diets are tough. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2027 They are saying those are worse for you than the real thing 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2028 It's terrible. I think it's been previously frozen. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2029 Alternative Kellyanne. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2030 It's getting harder to find genuine organic food these days. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2031 Here's what I think of the Mannequin Challenge! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2032 It refused to normalize Kellyanne Conway's inaugural outfit. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2033 Nothing tastes the same anymore. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2034 Since they're half the calories than the real thing, my doctor says I should be down 500 lbs. in a month. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2035 I'm allergic to screaming. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2036 Want some? It's gluten and sugar free. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2037 Don't give me that look. Did you or did you not say "go find some dummy that drifted too far off shore so we can have dinner"? 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2038 It's a floor model but I got it cheap 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2039 I've gone vegetarian. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2040 At least these ones don't scream 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2041 It lacks umami. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2042 Do you prefer your landfood wild-caught or farm raised? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2043 I know it's just empty carbs but the other one's always get bones stuck in my teeth. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2044 Fashion week is back. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2045 I REALLY thought you said you were in the mood for "mannequin", not "man again". 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2046 I hink ere's omehing uck in eye ooth. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2047 What kind of dressing would you like? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2048 You're on the new show "Shark Week meets Project Runway"? 1.2222 0.06573 81 70 4 7
2049 Aren't you a little to old for a pacifier? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2050 You and your fad diets... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2051 It helps to curb my cravings. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2052 Fashion week! Could not resist! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2053 Can you film me for my mannequin challenge? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2054 It's the smartest thing I could still find up there. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2055 No you can't have a bite 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2056 Have you seen the arms? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2057 Yeah, but it's got no carbs and is gluten free. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2058 I'm going vegan 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2059 Well maybe brushing just isn't enough. Have you tried flossing? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2060 It's only 600 calories without the dressing. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2061 What? I'm vegan. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2062 Kinda bland, but it beats krill. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2063 I can't believe it's not boater! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2064 I think the "eat by" date expired. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2065 It's Veggie human, apparently all the rage on the east coast. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2066 Practice, practice! When do I get the real thing? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2067 I thought we were doing a mannequin challenge? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2068 They said it was a good way to gradually quit Surfers 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2069 You have the "fetch" part down well, but now I need you to drop it. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2070 It's crunchy, but somehow not satisfying. 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
2071 But it was an amazing deal. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2072 Real ones are bloody. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2073 Nice work - I believe you're ready for flesh and bones. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2074 "I'm auditioning for the new sequel to "Jaws". 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2075 It's from the Ivanka Trump collection. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2076 Next week, we move on to Step Two. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2077 The arms too often get stuck in my throat. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2078 I'm allergic to blood. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2079 Even this is better than paleo. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2080 Aren't they supposed to taste like chicken? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2081 Do you have floss? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2082 Thanks. I'm already down 80 pounds on it. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2083 Ca oo hel ee ith is? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2084 It was used for making shark skin suits. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2085 GMO? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2086 I've always been attracted to poor, light trash. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2087 It's kind of a cross between comfort food and junk food. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2088 I always put it back before Cousteau shows up. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2089 I'm cutting my teeth in the fashion industry. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2090 The arms are in the soup. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2091 It's a bit chewy and tasteless, but it satisfies my cravings until the real thing comes along. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2092 This one tastes like it was previously frozen. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2093 Farm-Raised really tastes more bland than Wild-Caught 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2094 I'm a mannequin eater! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2095 It has an exquisite mouth feel. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2096 I thought you said these things were tender and juicy. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2097 The breast meat is kind of tough. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2098 I thought it would taste like chicken. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2099 It's for an audition. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2100 I thought you gave up processed foods. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2101 No fat, no gluten. Now who's the dummy? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2102 Actually these GMO humans taste pretty good. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2103 Every year it's the same thing: I'm still eating junk food a week after the Super Bowl. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2104 Want some "I can't believe it's not Bobby"? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2105 Please, Mom, can I keep him? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2106 Sorry, Charlie. Looks like you bit into a bait and switch. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2107 Meat substitute. I 'm on a diet. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2108 Cruise ship clearance... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2109 I know you asked for manatee, but let's make it work. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2110 What? I need more fiber 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2111 Nice try junior, but the tasty ones thrash around first. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2112 What? I'm trying to go gluten-free! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2113 You idiot, you need to get your hearing checked. I told you to go out and get us a MANATEE! 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2114 Who you calling dummy? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2115 Seriously? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2116 I snagged it at the North Pacific Trash Vortex 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2117 I'm on a gluten free diet. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2118 Nice presentation, but a little tough. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2119 You're very hard to shop for. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2120 I'm doing the mannequin challenge. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2121 It tastes like Chico's. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2122 You really never heard of the Venus de Milo? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2123 Define fake. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2124 It's for junior. He's learning to play catch. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2125 I got a woody. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2126 Just rehearsing for Shark Week. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2127 These MREs leave a lot to be desired! 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2128 It's called "Dieting for Dummies 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2129 It's my way of avoiding between-meal snacks. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2130 It's supposed to prevent gingivitis. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2131 It's the new extra crispy recipe! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2132 I keep getting snubbed by the academy for my efforts in the Sharknado films but they can't take away this award for my performance in Jaws. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2133 Dress forms are the new kale. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2134 It's called "PRACTICE"! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2135 It's dystopian minimalism 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2136 I'm gathering a crowd for my inauguration. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2137 I'm still in training. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2138 i think flossing would be a lot easier 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2139 I ordered manatee, not mannequin. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2140 I can hardly believe I lost 50 lbs in just three days. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2141 Leaner, and significantly less bitter. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2142 You ate the wrong dummy. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2143 I've gone off organic food 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2144 I should've waited for the dressing. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2145 He's a bit crunchy. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2146 I don't think that's what they meant by "Mannequin Challenge". 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2147 They last longer, but they won't get you on the news. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2148 Did they teach CPR on the beach again? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2149 Shark-attack survival for dummies. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2150 It looked much fatter in the store. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2151 Mom gave me this teething toy. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2152 Farm raised, but all the crunch of wild caught. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2153 It's a little dry, but still...." 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2154 It's all that was left. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2155 It's yours for a fin. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2156 This is an alternative fact human 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2157 I know it isn't real. I just like the feel of it in my mouth. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2158 I'm pretty sure that's not how the mannequin challenge works. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2159 it's a great alternative. High fiber, low cholesterol and none of that nasty aftertaste. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2160 That's not what they mean by 'mannequin challenge.' 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2161 It could use a splash of ketchup. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2162 So that's why he didn't struggle to get away from me. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2163 Sure, it's not as satisfying, but I've already lost 10 pounds! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2164 I bit off more than I can chew. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2165 You had one job! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2166 I'm off meat, I'm mannequin. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2167 It's only a starter kit but I've got my eye on a Classic California Surfer. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2168 "Given Macy's issues, I doubt that they want it returned". 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2169 I think you are now ready to try the real thing. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2170 I don't see this vegan New Year's resolution lasting too much longer. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2171 Doc says I need to eat more fiber. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2172 What? Read "Shark Attack for Dummies" just like you said. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2173 The new high fiber diet? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2174 I've always preferred Lord & Taylor for take-out 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2175 I told you they're a little rubbery 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2176 I had "Barbie"; this is for you. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2177 That's not what they mean by the Mannequin Challenge. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2178 I'm practicing to be a man-eater. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2179 Does this dressing dummy make my mouth look big? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2180 Yeah, well I bet it tastes more like a human being than if I ate Donald Trump. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2181 The last one was much more tender. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2182 The patch wasn't working. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2183 I don't think it's organic. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2184 It's sold as alternative human. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2185 Sort of like chicken... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2186 Don't be so judgmental; I was in a hurry and hungry. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2187 I just wasn't feeling it today. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2188 It's my new chew toy. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2189 It's low cal...no dressing. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2190 It's sort of like getting used to diet soda. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2191 Taste? Well, it's no Venus de Milo 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2192 It's for my trophy room 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2193 Hey, it was a sample size ... half off! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2194 Don't worry, it's wild-caught. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2195 Somebody beat me to the arms. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2196 It's complicated. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2197 Sorry. Had to bring work home tonight. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2198 Just when he thought it was safe to sew back in the water. 1.2222 0.06573 81 70 4 7
2199 They fill me up but I miss that bloody aftertaste. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2200 To teach the kids to go for the torso. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2201 Organic is over-rated. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2202 If this doesn't work I'm trying hypnosis. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2203 Becoming a vegan has changed my life! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2204 It's an 'alternative snack.' 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2205 Just look at me. A week after the Super Bowl and I'm still eating junk food. 1.2195 0.06262 82 70 6 6
2206 I just couldn't hack Paleo anymore. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2207 How's that new supermodel diet working out for you? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2208 Be careful. She could be jail bait. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2209 Low carb humans just don't taste the same. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2210 No. It's crunchy on the inside too. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2211 What do you mean "alternative dinner"?? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2212 Is this the new Mannequin Challenge? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2213 I needed more fiber in my diet. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2214 I think I'm going to stop eating here; all the food tastes like plastic. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2215 I need to work on my torso. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2216 Man-eating? I thought you said manikin-eating. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2217 Half the calories, no trans-fat and a ton of fiber. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2218 If it doesn't move, don't eat it. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2219 I got this one at the inauguration. 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2220 Sure you won an Oscar for Jaws, but somewhere you stopped moving forward. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2221 Low calorie, high fiber, and gluten-free! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2222 The low-fat version isn't nearly as good. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2223 Sure it's a little blander, but it's vegan and gluten free! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2224 Unbelievable! I get 4 a day just to participate in a dietary supplement study. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2225 This dummy wasn't wearing a life jacket. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2226 Yuck! This one should never have been put on a pedestal. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2227 I gave up eating meat. What was your New Year's resolution? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2228 ok this is really the last time i throw it! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2229 "I said go get take-out food, Dummy, meaning you, not the food. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2230 Sorry. I picked a dummy. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2231 If I eat it will I look ferocious or ludicrous? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2232 When did you go vegan? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2233 Aren't you a little old to be playing with those? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2234 Humans are getting tougher to swallow. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2235 Got you this egg mcmannequin 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2236 This low cholesterol diet is awful. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2237 It just doesn't have the same mouth feel. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2238 Shark attack school 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2239 Damn you self-righteous vegetarians. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2240 You fell for one of those Bait & Switch fishermen. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2241 I won the mannequin challenge. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2242 Switch to these and you can say bye bye stubborn belly fat. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2243 I guess you've never seen an alternative human before. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2244 So, you're vegan now? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2245 They yelled 'Mannequin overboard', you dummy! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2246 Next week we'll try the surfer challenge. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2247 It's a gnash test dummy. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2248 A real person would be wiggling much more. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2249 Oprah said, this is what we can expect after six months on Weight Watchers. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2250 It's my alternative human being. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2251 It was all they had left. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2252 What was she wearing? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2253 Can you call my waiter? This isn't what I ordered. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2254 Doc says I need more roughage in my diet. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2255 If you think that's the Venus de Milo, I have some waterfront property in Florida I want to sell you. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2256 Honestly, I prefer to eat organic. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2257 The taste is off, but I needed more fiber. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2258 We're man-eatin' not mann-equin. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2259 What do you mean it's not in the Paleolithic food group? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2260 The Pacific Trash Vortex had a sale last weekend. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2261 Jaws 4 is strictly no-budget. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2262 It's kind of you to offer, but I actually prefer the ones with the filling. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2263 I think you may have misunderstood "Mannequin Challenge". 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2264 Is that thing BPA free? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2265 Real humans are full of toxins, so I made this out of tofu. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2266 I'm carving out a new niche, "mannequin eating shark." 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2267 "It's the gluten free version". 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2268 She said I wouldn't be able to tell it's vegan, but I can tell. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2269 I think I mis-understood the mannequin, challenge 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2270 I"m going to miss Macy's. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2271 you're right, tofu sucks. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2272 I'm trying to decide what kind of dressing to put on it. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2273 These humans don't taste like they used to. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2274 Lately, these humans taste like plastic! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2275 I don't think that's how you do the mannequin challenge. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2276 It's not what it looks like! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2277 You really should be eating Paleo 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2278 The orange dummy was already taken. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2279 Are you surprised? You know I can smell bodice from miles away. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2280 I can't believe how tough the shell is. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2281 Just a dress rehearsal... 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2282 "This new era of 'alternative man' is disgusting". 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2283 My doctor said it would help with the cravings. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2284 They say it's the newest fad - the mannequin challenge. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2285 I just have one more week of training. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2286 It's the new high fiber diet. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2287 I wasn't always this gullible. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2288 '' This is all I could grab from the sinking ship..All the other fresh stuff was gone.'' 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2289 Gnash-test dummy 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2290 I come from a long line of vicious mannequin eaters. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2291 Is there something in my teeth? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2292 I prefer the chewy ones. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2293 It's fat and gluten free. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2294 Don't judge me! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2295 This pacifier thing is really working. I am down to just two humans a week! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2296 someone already got the wings 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2297 They call it bait and switch. I call it tasteless humor. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2298 It came with a side of haute couture. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2299 Four words ... is it Shark Fishing for Dummies? 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2300 You're gonna need a bigger dress. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2301 This is part of my new high fiber, low fat diet 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2302 Frank remained hopeful, as he and his mentor worked hard to get thru the practice session 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2303 I've brought you the low-fat version. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2304 Wilbur tries to bribe Alice with fake people bait. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2305 Jaws 6 Mannequin 3 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2306 It's vegetarian AND gluten free! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2307 I thought Mom said we were mannequin-eating sharks. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2308 You know I would have to say it taste a lot like chicken. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2309 Somehow, I thought going vegan would taste better. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2310 No, not organic but it IS gluten-free. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2311 I couldn't find organic. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2312 Tastes like chicken oddly enough 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2313 It's an 'alternative snack.' 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2314 Fashion Week leftovers. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2315 You can't have a leg. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2316 The doctor said my cholesterol was too high. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2317 Ok, it's nine letters and rhymes with fin 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2318 I'm on a low-fat diet. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2319 As vegan humans go, it's the best I've had, but it still lacks that taste of fear. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2320 What you lack in style, you make up in form. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2321 It's GMO free. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2322 Alright, alright...I'll bite. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2323 It's amazing what they are doing with soy lately. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2324 It tastes like Melba toast but I've lost 50 pounds. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2325 YEP,ACADEMY AWARDS IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2326 For heaven's sake! Would you please put your glasses on! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2327 Form follows luncheon. 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2328 It's the fifth step. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2329 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2330 Then finish up with 30 minutes of cardio. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2331 They really don't make'em like they used to. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2332 It's not so bad once you get the skin off. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2333 It tastes just like surfer! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2334 I was pretty doubtful, but it really has helped curb my cravings. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2335 I said "Man in fin!" Not "manikin". 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2336 They used to have more flavor. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2337 The design team at Sharks Fifth Avenue 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2338 Remember to keep your head down and follow through when we get to the beach. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2339 They say you can't tell the difference, but I can always tell it's tofuman 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2340 Taste like rubber chicken. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2341 So now you're vegan? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2342 I'm practicing for the upcoming swimming season. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2343 Every year it's the same thing: I'm eating junk food for weeks after the Super Bowl. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2344 It is lower in carbs, but it just doesn't taste the same. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2345 alternative snacks 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2346 I'm eating the non-fat variety. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2347 So is that new meat substitute you've been raving about? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2348 What kind of sick joke is this? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2349 Low fat, High carb...what's not to like? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2350 Honey, I've decided to go vegan 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2351 It prevents plaque build-up. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2352 I'm mostly a bargain hunter. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2353 Well, it's high in fiber, anyway. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2354 It helps with my diet and it's gluten free. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2355 They're totally overrated. Sad. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2356 Dummy, you took the bait. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2357 It's all that was left. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2358 Ed, for God sake, brick and mortar retail is over. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2359 I came. I saw. I chomped. That's who I am. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2360 Meet George Jetsam. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2361 Are you calling me a dummy 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2362 I thought we agreed to avoid artificial ingredients. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2363 I'm pretty sure I need glasses. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2364 This seems fishy... 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2365 I know it's not the same, but honey, it's Shark Week and there are no swimmers. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2366 It's Shark Week on the fashion channel. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2367 It fit right off the rack! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2368 #mannequinchallenge #missthesurfers 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2369 Don't talk with your mouth full. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2370 I think you misunderstood the mannequin challenge. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2371 All the protein was gone. I had to settle for fiber. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2372 "Shark Bites Man" isn't news, they said. So I'll settle for fake news. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2373 For the last time, George, we are not mannequin eating sharks! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2374 I told you not to get it from the eBay. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2375 Not as tasty as those with arms and legs 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2376 I'm vegetarian now. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2377 That dress looks great in you. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2378 Don't let those sharks see you're still teething. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2379 Yes dear, in retrospect, it did seems a bit too easy of a kill. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2380 Not that kind of arms reduction! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2381 I'm a Vegan, but I like hearing the people scream. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2382 ....the challenge isn't to get the mannequin. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2383 My doctor said I needed more fiber. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2384 Hey, Dummy! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2385 Finally, one that doesn't taste like chicken. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2386 Sea levels rise; haute couture plummets. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2387 Since when did you become a vegetarian? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2388 I'm not sure if this is what they meant by the Mannequin challenge 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2389 I've been cutting down on saturated fats. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2390 I've decided to go vegetarian. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2391 "Sharkasm" is lost on you, Bob. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2392 I'm going to take it back to Nordstrom's. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2393 I'm becoming a vegetarian. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2394 I'm trying to kick the habit. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2395 There was a half-off sale. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2396 Its an alternate meal 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2397 When you're famous they'll let you do anything! 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2398 Look what I learned in school today! 1.2152 0.06661 79 69 3 7
2399 He was a horrible surfer anyway. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2400 Look, I won the mannequin challenge. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2401 Are you sure this is gluten free? 1.2125 0.06583 80 70 3 7
2402 It doesn't taste like much, but it's certified humane. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2403 I'm a mannequin eater! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2404 'On the plus side, it's gluten-free.' 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2405 Have you ever considered glasses. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2406 I found her first 1.2125 0.06583 80 70 3 7
2407 Please stop with the vegan thing, Carl. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2408 Usually, they're crunchy on the inside. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2409 What? It's gluten free. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2410 Man-Eater, you idiot! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2411 I'm in training. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2412 A bit dry and could use some seasoning 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2413 Nah, I don't miss gluten at all 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2414 I thought you said swimmers were soft and squishy. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2415 It's genetically modified. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2416 At least it has more calories than that swimsuit model you ate last week. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2417 I told you Project Runway jumped the shark. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2418 I know everyone says they taste great, but I'm unimpressed. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2419 That still counts on your diet. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2420 I'm watching my sodium. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2421 I prefer imitation crab 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2422 Tibby says I need more fiber. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2423 Ever since shark week my wife has decided we should become vegetarian. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2424 Finally, a relationship I can sink my teeth into. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2425 May I interest madam in the latest in chew toys? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2426 My nutritionist recommended I cut back on dressing. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2427 Fashion week's over. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2428 I caught him talking to the little mermaid. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2429 Diet food! Tasteless. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2430 This high fiber diet is the worst! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2431 But it looked so good on 'Shark Tank!' 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2432 If this doesn't work I'll go back to therapy 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2433 Shark Diving For Dummies 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2434 No, I meant "address form" 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2435 Tastes like chicken! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2436 You should have seen the one that got away! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2437 Phglkjnttblllth zltttbhrrhn plthsks mrbdtthth. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2438 I'm not so sure about this gluten-free stuff . . . 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2439 Something you saw in a window? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2440 Try this when your baby starts teething. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2441 Honestly, does he look like he struggled? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2442 Seriously, I think the kale had more flavor. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2443 Now who's the dummy? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2444 The doctor says I need more fiber in my diet. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2445 I guess we're having another takeout for dinner. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2446 I heard humans were tough to eat, and that's no exaggeration. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2447 It tastes just like the real thing and it's gluten free. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2448 After global warming: sharks hunt for food on Fifth Avenue. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2449 Honestly Sarah, how long is this vegan phase going to last? 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2450 After dinner mannequin? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2451 What do you mean I have something stuck in my teeth 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2452 You can get 'em at the pet store -- the chew toy section. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2453 This genetic modification is going too far. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2454 Two years in business school and what comes out of your mouth? Window dressing! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2455 They dress well, but they taste awful. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2456 Sorry, you're no man eater. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2457 I don't eat meat. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2458 It's my dress rehearsal. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2459 I returned that hideous sharkskin suit. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2460 They're damned tasteless, but they help me lose weight. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2461 I gotta get off this gluten-free stuff. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2462 Oh please, not another fake human interest story. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2463 Not a lot left on the South Beach diet after school starts, is there? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2464 Crunchy? Yes, but I prefer the organically grown variety. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2465 Looks like someone is getting their fifth row of teeth. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2466 This GMO stuff tastes just like the real thing. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2467 The alternative fact told me it was human. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2468 Sitting through another full day of training seminars is going to be the death of me. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2469 This one tastes a little stale. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2470 You see a mannequin, I see a surfer. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2471 It tastes much better with dressing. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2472 You calling me a dummy? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2473 It's my transitional object. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2474 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2475 It's just not like it was in the movies. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2476 These low calorie snacks always taste like cardboard. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2477 Organic is just too hard to find. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2478 It needs to be dressed first. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2479 The vegetarian version never tastes as good. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2480 You took the mannequin challenge a bit literally. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2481 My wife has me on a diet. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2482 This one may be past its expiration date. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2483 I guess I'm the dummy now! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2484 No, it's not organic. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2485 Thought you were off processed foods. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2486 needs a little salt 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2487 Where'd you get the stiff? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2488 Auditions for Project Finway are next week. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2489 I'm so hungry I could eat a mannequin. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2490 I though you said it looked like it's YUMMY. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2491 It's higher in fiber. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2492 I,m taking it to school, it,s a teaching aid. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2493 This high fiber diet is just no fun. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2494 Habeas Porpoise? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2495 Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2496 Tim Gunn rejected my Project Runway submission. So I ate him.... 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2497 The deep sea fishermen are getting more clever with their bate 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2498 We're doing The Manequin, so just don't move. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2499 If a delicacy seems too easily caught to be true, it probably is. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2500 "I'd like you to meet my new friend Venus". 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2501 Oh yeah, and she came deliciously dressed for the occasion, too. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2502 Thought I'd attach a string, throw it out on the beach and see what I can catch. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2503 I don't think that's what they meant by "Mannequin Challenge". 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2504 That's not what they mean by the Mannequin Challenge. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2505 It's my alternative fact dinner 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2506 There's no such thing as a great "off-white" shark. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2507 You're right, global warming is making this species more tasteless and pacific. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2508 Doctor's orders. Less red meat, more fiberglass and plastic. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2509 Alternative fact: I have all the protein I need right here. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2510 It's is just not as juicy 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2511 I know, I need to wear my glasses. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2512 Two choices. Lasik surgery or starve. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2513 It's "alternative" food. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2514 What does she have that I don't? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2515 Looks like you fell for a lure. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2516 Please pass the dressing. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2517 It's for my after school project. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2518 This mannequin challenge is easy. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2519 Just how is that healthier? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2520 I'm pretty sure this one is gluten-free 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2521 It's a "fake" human. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2522 Alternative human. I find the real thing too.........hostile. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2523 Want to warm-up a bit before 'Shark Week'? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2524 Practice makes perfect. Now bite the dummy again. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2525 Don't judge me, Paul. It's Fashion Week...! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2526 I voted for him because he said I'd eat so many people I'd get tired of eating people. And now, this. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2527 That last attack was a total bust. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2528 Roughage is good for you. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2529 No you dummy! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2530 Not as tasty as the real thing, but it's twice as filling. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2531 A little boney 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2532 Fake nude . 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2533 This mannequin duplicates the first lady's figure. Please swim to China and find a designer for her. And keep this a secret. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2534 It's easy, now i just wait for the tailor. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2535 No, it's not as tasty, but it is gluten free. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2536 Do you have to bring her everywhere we go? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2537 It may taste like cardboard, but it helps me keep my girlish figure. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2538 OK, today we'll learn how to perform the Heimlich Maneuver. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2539 I binge on processed food only occasionally. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2540 Taste like chicken, but then everything does! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2541 Tastes just like meat but it's totally vegan. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2542 Calling it alt-human makes it easier to swallow. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2543 ...and the Award for Best Mako-Up Artist goes to... 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2544 Nah, giving up meat was easy. It's the 6 AM yoga class that's kicking my butt. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2545 Okay, so I'm a metrosharkual...bite me. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2546 I gave up on Paleo. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2547 Mannequin Eating Shark 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2548 Are you going to finish that? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2549 It's a "piece" offering. Get it? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2550 No, of course it doesn't taste as good. But it's GMO-free. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2551 Looks like the mannequin challenge was at the nude beach. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2552 Tastes like chicken! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2553 Honey, I told you not to eat processed foods. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2554 No thanks, I'm cutting out the processed stuff. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2555 At least its clothes were tasteful... 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2556 It is an alternative fish. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2557 No resistance. No blood. So, more of a snacking frenzy. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2558 The waiter said it's not on the endangered species list. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2559 So is this the carnivore's dilemma? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2560 Mine? I'll keep it on the continental shelf. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2561 This cartoonist has really jumped the shark with this one. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2562 This one has been out in the sun too long. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2563 Those diets never seem to work 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2564 That's how I got busted in the carpool lane 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2565 Your failing eyesight worries me... 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2566 It's got 40% fewer calories, but I admit I miss the mouth-feel of the real thing. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2567 I'll admit it's going better than the Ice Bucket Challenge. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2568 It's not a mannequin. It's an alternative diver. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2569 I know, these low cal meals taste terrible. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2570 Taste's like surfer. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2571 Is this your Vegan meal? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2572 It's less satisfying but fewer calories. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2573 You ordered fat free, right? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2574 I'm dieting. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2575 It's what I get for attacking a boat named "April Fool". 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2576 You can hardly tell the the difference. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2577 What... you never heard of the mannequin challenge 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2578 It needs a bit of seasoning. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2579 You're telling me now that I've had model stuck in my teeth all day?! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2580 Close! Next time... really sink your teeth in! I want to see the fear in his eyes! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2581 Don't point fins, it's PETA approved 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2582 Fake News, Fake Flesh. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2583 My Gastroenterologist said to stick with bland food. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2584 It's part of my new high fiber, low carb diet. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2585 I'm practicing until I come across a live one. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2586 The taste is bad, but it's zero calories. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2587 I got the last one. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2588 Not sure I like this trend towards artificial food. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2589 Let's practice. More innocent refugees are coming. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2590 I'm dubious; are you sure this high fiber diet is gonna work? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2591 Because I'm trying to get more fiber in my diet. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2592 I took the Manikin Challenge 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2593 I'll distract them with this fake body... then you swim in for the kill. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2594 Hey, Harry, you forgot your glasses again. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2595 Well, you lose some of the flavor, but it's half the calories. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2596 This definitely does NOT taste like chicken. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2597 It's a major award! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2598 I'm on a low-fat diet. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2599 I'm on a no hemoglobin diet. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2600 It has zero calories but still tastes like people. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2601 You haven't heard of the mannequin challenge? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2602 I said enough with the mannequin challenges! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2603 He did not cost an arm and a leg , and his cholesterol was low... 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2604 it's a risk you run with a dating service. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2605 Why can't you ever just support my accomplishments 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2606 I went vegan. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2607 Lo-fat... good crunch, but pretty tasteless. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2608 I'm going vegetarian. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2609 I told you this fake news was going to have a domino effect.. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2610 I caught him playing dead. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2611 She was "dressed to kill." 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2612 Honey, that is not what I meant when I said we ought to do the mannequin challenge. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2613 Darn, completely overcooked. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2614 I'm on a high fiber diet. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2615 Same great flavor, half the calories. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2616 I'm not so sure it's a shish kebab. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2617 A chew toy? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2618 I'm on the alternate fact diet. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2619 I wish they'd stop with their fad diets... hardly any meat on 'em anymore. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2620 I'm cutting down on protein. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2621 I'm weaning off. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2622 This is the best lure ever. I set it up near the beach and in no time lunch shows up 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2623 Is there an optometrist you would recommend ? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2624 I prefer dating models 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2625 It comforts me in the off-season 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2626 I'm trying to go vegan. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2627 I'm practicing! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2628 A little tough, but at least its not wiggling. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2629 No, no, it's MANeater, MANeater. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2630 This is a tough one; already broke four of my teeth on her! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2631 They tried to bring back sharkskin. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2632 Unfortunately, I couldn't attend the awards ceremony. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2633 They're Mannequin chips. Gluten and human free. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2634 I can't resist the mannequin challenge. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2635 It's not bad, but the non-vegan version is delicious. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2636 This brand is crunchier, but has no flavor. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2637 Imitation human just doesn't cut it for me. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2638 What is it with all the blank stares today ? 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2639 I'm allergic to blood. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2640 Kind of tastes like chicken. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2641 I've decided to entirely eliminate meat from my diet. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2642 Well, somebody has to dress the First Lady. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2643 It's not as tasty but it's 0% fat. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2644 That's not how the Mannequin Challenge works. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2645 So I'm vegan now. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2646 For heaven sake, can't you ever bring home something appetizing? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2647 Mind you, when done for real there will be more struggling. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2648 I've decided to give up meat. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2649 We've got to start labeling our food! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2650 I really want to move out of the city. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2651 I've turned vegan. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2652 I told you not to order the prix fixe menu. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2653 How'd I do on that one coach? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2654 Not great, but it's Gluten free and fat free 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2655 I'm auditioning for Jaws 4. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2656 he wants a shark skin suit. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2657 Tastes like Venus De Milo. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2658 It's sort of like a vapor cigarette. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2659 Just doing a couple dummy runs before we feast. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2660 Let's not shop at IKEA anymore 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2661 That's it. No more vegetarian restaurants for me. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2662 "Art-i-fish-al? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2663 You may accuse me of stating an alternative fact, but she is the most delicious woman I have ever eaten. 1.1948 0.06414 77 68 3 6
2664 Come back with a real man. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2665 Zero calories, though. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2666 My doctor said I should cut out blood. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2667 That's not a manatee. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2668 I wish it were an Oscar Mayer Wiener 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2669 It's really helped me to cut down. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2670 Sometimes the vegan option doesn't quite cut it. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2671 I hate these artificial flavors 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2672 It sure beats patches. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2673 Still rehearsing for that "Jaws" audition? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2674 #MannequinChallenge, bro. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2675 She seemed like a good catch at the time, but she didn't taste as good as she looked. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2676 I have no idea what it is, but I saw it on 'Shark Tank' so I just had to have it. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2677 Tastes just like chicken. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2678 I thought you were dating a manatee. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2679 I guess we have to settle for farm raised again. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2680 Our friends are right. You are a dumb shark 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2681 Just catching one more mannequin and I get my license to go after the live ones! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2682 The truck drivers were all gone, but these are kinda fun to chew on. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2683 But it is gluten free 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2684 Are you the shark attorney who handles 'bait & switch' cases? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2685 Sorry honey, real human meat triples our carbon footprint. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2686 It's kind of dry 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2687 Did I win the mannequin challenge? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2688 They have such great taste in fashion 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2689 The taste is bland without dressing. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2690 My doctor says that it will decrease my cravings. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2691 You're right, I know. It's not the same. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2692 Fiber diet. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2693 It's not bad if you brine it. 1.1948 0.06414 77 68 3 6
2694 Dummy. That's fake food. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2695 The limbs tasted very processed; I'm hoping the torso is better. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2696 You're right, not much nutritional value. But nice crunch. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2697 These come without preservatives! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2698 It doesn't taste that good but it's low cal and high in roughage. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2699 Fashionable - but strangely tasteless. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2700 This one needs seasoning 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2701 Going vegan hasn't been easy. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2702 It's low calorie. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2703 It's got a longer shelf life. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2704 It's an E-victim--I've been trying to quit. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2705 Got it from Gimbel's in '86. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2706 It was the only vegetarian thing on the menu. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2707 This one is unusually tough. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2708 The shelf life may have improved, but everything else is worse. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2709 Alternative fish 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2710 Apparently "edible" was an alternative fact. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2711 I've decided to sink my teeth into a fashion career. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2712 This junk food will rot your current set of teeth out. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2713 The Mannequin Challenge is harder than it looks. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2714 Are there different flavors? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2715 The Mediterranean diet. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2716 Mannequin challenge, schmannequin challenge. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2717 I'm here for the mannequin challenge 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2718 I gave up smoking. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2719 They didn't have your size. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2720 You're doing it wrong. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2721 My doctor recommended that I go gluten free.... 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2722 People don't go the mall anymore. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2723 "Alternative people" are leaving me unsatisfied 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2724 You know what color would look great? White. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2725 I'm gonna dress it up and use it as a decoy. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2726 I got the hugest person ever. What a fighter. Look at the blood. Incredible! 1.1948 0.06414 77 68 3 6
2727 I think I've outgrown teething toys. Give me the real thing. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2728 Are you making another dummy run? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2729 They were out of organic. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2730 Hey, Dummy! 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2731 No, he said bring a 'panic in' to shore, not a mannequin, silly! 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2732 Maybe you should look up "mannequin challenge" again 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2733 I'm trying to be more conscious of what I eat. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2734 They were having a sale. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2735 Dress rehearsal time. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2736 It's my new retainer. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2737 I'm transitioning to a vegan diet. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2738 Too much artificial flavoring. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2739 Meatless Human is even dryer than a turkey burger 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2740 Yes, but theses are high in fibre. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2741 I'm trying to increase the amount of fiber in my diet. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2742 Apparently it's a new fad diet called the mannequin challenge. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2743 What do you mean, you don't believe she's real? Check the alternative facts! 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2744 It tastes a little worse but it's gluten free. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2745 I admire your resolution but I don't think that qualifies as vegan. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2746 This vegetarian diet is not working at all for me 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2747 That's not how you do the mannequin challenge. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2748 Does this make me a mannequin-eating shark? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2749 It's only fake food but I love it. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2750 Better than snacking because it fools your hunger pangs without the calories. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2751 I think I've got the hang of it. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2752 Alt-human, tastes like surfboard. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2753 Surfer decoy, nicely played. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2754 I'm a Makover shark. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2755 No more 'form over substance.' 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2756 When will I learn? Fast food always tastes like plastic. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2757 That's good Junior. Just try to leave a nice, clean, circular bite mark. It's more dramatic. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2758 I thought they were soft on the outside, chewy on the inside. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2759 I'm going to need a bigger throat 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2760 Can we keep him? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2761 This New Year's diet is killing me. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2762 you have to crawl before you can walk 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2763 I've gone on a no-fat diet. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2764 Will Amazon exchange it for the real thing? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2765 Practice, practice, practice. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2766 As it turns out, seeing is not believing. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2767 It's a comfort animal. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2768 I couldn't find a dumb human, but I found a human dummy! 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2769 They're always a little bony, but I think this one has gone bad. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2770 Do we have ketchup? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2771 I can't quite put my fin on it, but something's changed up there. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2772 Let it go!! Haven't you heard that dummies are an endangered species??!! 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2773 You know i'm a vegan now and this helps with the cravings. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2774 I'm on a low cholesterol diet 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2775 Not as satisfying as I expected. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2776 Maybe I need glasses. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2777 It's for the baby! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2778 I hate this new diet. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2779 Take out again!? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2780 Not that I mind removing the limbs myself, but I can live without the mess. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2781 I had to get it retail. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2782 It's not bad for gluten-free. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2783 I told you, you need to see an eye doctor. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2784 I take it the dress didn't fit? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2785 It's a human-eating cessation aid. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2786 I'm on this new vegan diet. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2787 She was wearing sharkskin. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2788 After the beach "incident," my councelor made me start people replacement therapy. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2789 Mock human, tastes like the real thing and fewer calories 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2790 Eat mannequins, not too many, mostly torsos. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2791 It's a clinical trial. It's just a placebo. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2792 l'm so not a fan of artificial flavoring. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2793 I'm trying to kick the habit. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2794 Yes its no-fat, but it just doesn't have the same mouth feel. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2795 It's recommended by four out of five marine biologists. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2796 It needs salt. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2797 I was shoplifting. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2798 Look, you can dress it up all you want, but the fat-free alternative just isn't the same. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2799 It's imitation flab. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2800 I think the diet's working. I'm down to a size two. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2801 I know it's fake, but it drives the women crazy 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2802 Alternative human? You expect me to swallow that? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2803 We think it's a wonderful baby teether. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2804 They're wrong. It doesn't taste like chicken. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2805 I like the cream-filled ones better, but I'm on a diet 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2806 This thing is full of pin bones. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2807 I forgot to tell you it's FASHION WEEK, here in Miami. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2808 Tell me again you're not worried about Ocean Plastic? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2809 You say mannequin. I say dummy. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2810 It's good practice. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2811 Damn thing is stuck on my teeth. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2812 You're on that new Dressmaker's Diet, aren't you. It's really working. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2813 I know, Helen, I know...delicious AND vegan 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2814 oddly enough tastes like "Chicken" 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2815 I should have known they'er never as tasty as the real thing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2816 It was the peg leg fooled me 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2817 I worry about the ones from Flint. All that lead is bad for you. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2818 You do realize that's alternative flesh. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2819 Frank, you have taken this vegan thing too far. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2820 Form over function. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2821 It's better than the reel thing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2822 It's only target practice. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2823 I need to add more fiber to my diet. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2824 Are you SURE it's organic? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2825 It's part of my new meatless diet. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2826 I know you're on a diet, but it just doesn't look appetizing without the dressing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2827 Does this make me look fat? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2828 I'm trying to quit eating swimmers. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2829 'That's not a real man!" "I know but it's an alternative man." 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2830 It was this or Trump, and I believe in professional courtesy. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3