Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I'll never let go. |
2.6342 |
0.01961 |
1468 |
244 |
49 |
1175 |
1 |
I had the tailor over for lunch. |
2.0151 |
0.02568 |
1194 |
461 |
254 |
479 |
2 |
You're the one who said I wasn't eating enough fiber. |
1.9194 |
0.03442 |
695 |
316 |
119 |
260 |
3 |
So I stick the head up a few times, the lifeguard runs in, bingo! |
1.7138 |
0.04918 |
297 |
161 |
60 |
76 |
4 |
You're both dummies! |
1.7119 |
0.04903 |
295 |
159 |
62 |
74 |
5 |
... one giant leap for a mannequin. |
1.6975 |
0.04800 |
281 |
146 |
74 |
61 |
6 |
I miss the screaming. |
1.6975 |
0.04800 |
281 |
146 |
74 |
61 |
7 |
I call it 'A Farewell to Arms'. |
1.6769 |
0.05182 |
260 |
146 |
52 |
62 |
8 |
I miss all the screaming and thrashing. |
1.6693 |
0.04835 |
254 |
131 |
76 |
47 |
9 |
The dressmaker, however, was delicious. |
1.6114 |
0.05119 |
211 |
115 |
63 |
33 |
10 |
Fake news, fake people....what's going on up there? |
1.6019 |
0.05492 |
206 |
121 |
46 |
39 |
11 |
Nooo. I said I wanted a "man again". |
1.5737 |
0.05840 |
190 |
119 |
33 |
38 |
12 |
Yeah, but half an hour later, you want another one. |
1.5737 |
0.05129 |
190 |
105 |
61 |
24 |
13 |
It's not bad, but all things being equal I'd rather have gotten Steve Bannon. |
1.5714 |
0.06055 |
189 |
123 |
24 |
42 |
14 |
I'm in the placebo group. |
1.5676 |
0.05772 |
185 |
114 |
37 |
34 |
15 |
It was this or kale. |
1.5628 |
0.05562 |
183 |
109 |
45 |
29 |
16 |
It needs a little dressing. |
1.5604 |
0.05477 |
182 |
107 |
48 |
27 |
17 |
You do realize that’s just empty calories. |
1.5604 |
0.05365 |
182 |
105 |
52 |
25 |
18 |
I see two dummies. |
1.5604 |
0.05533 |
182 |
108 |
46 |
28 |
19 |
It needs some dressing |
1.5580 |
0.05613 |
181 |
109 |
43 |
29 |
20 |
Just admit it. You need glasses. |
1.5580 |
0.05446 |
181 |
106 |
49 |
26 |
21 |
The hardest part for me was getting into the department store. |
1.5531 |
0.05439 |
179 |
105 |
49 |
25 |
22 |
It was this or kale. |
1.5506 |
0.05635 |
178 |
108 |
42 |
28 |
23 |
Needs dressing. |
1.5480 |
0.05884 |
177 |
112 |
33 |
32 |
24 |
They make great lifeguard bait. |
1.5460 |
0.05739 |
174 |
107 |
39 |
28 |
25 |
Jeez Charlie, I think they got you in the placebo group! |
1.5407 |
0.05492 |
172 |
102 |
47 |
23 |
26 |
I'll thrash it around just beyond the breakers and when the lifeguard comes out you nab him. |
1.5380 |
0.05762 |
171 |
106 |
38 |
27 |
27 |
I tell you, Steve, it was a frenzy. Everything was at least half off. |
1.5380 |
0.05702 |
171 |
105 |
40 |
26 |
28 |
It's not the same without the flailing. |
1.5325 |
0.05695 |
169 |
104 |
40 |
25 |
29 |
It doesn't quite have the same texture, but it's the ethical choice. |
1.5298 |
0.05401 |
168 |
99 |
49 |
20 |
30 |
It's like a person, but without the bitter aftertaste. |
1.5298 |
0.05722 |
168 |
104 |
39 |
25 |
31 |
I try not to eat anything with a face. |
1.5294 |
0.05670 |
170 |
105 |
40 |
25 |
32 |
I poke it through the surface. Shake it a bit. And bingo! Lifeguard for supper. |
1.5244 |
0.05958 |
164 |
105 |
32 |
27 |
33 |
It's true. People have no taste. |
1.5244 |
0.05569 |
164 |
99 |
44 |
21 |
34 |
It's Farewell to Arms and Legs. |
1.5241 |
0.06085 |
166 |
109 |
27 |
30 |
35 |
It looked better in the window. |
1.5241 |
0.05384 |
166 |
98 |
49 |
19 |
36 |
I think I got the placebo. |
1.5215 |
0.05595 |
163 |
99 |
43 |
21 |
37 |
You got it all wrong. I didn't mean "go eat dummy." I meant, "Go eat... Dummy!" |
1.5212 |
0.05340 |
165 |
97 |
50 |
18 |
38 |
They're less fattening, but I do miss the screaming. |
1.5168 |
0.06143 |
149 |
95 |
31 |
23 |
39 |
I'll thrash around with it near the beach, you yell out "Won't some meaty lifeguard save me?" |
1.5125 |
0.06013 |
160 |
104 |
30 |
26 |
40 |
I liked it better when I saw it in the window. |
1.5125 |
0.05465 |
160 |
96 |
46 |
18 |
41 |
I have no taste for fashion. |
1.5094 |
0.05418 |
159 |
95 |
47 |
17 |
42 |
No, I said I wanted to eat 'a man again.' |
1.5094 |
0.05977 |
159 |
103 |
31 |
25 |
43 |
Is there someone stuck in my teeth? |
1.5094 |
0.05977 |
159 |
103 |
31 |
25 |
44 |
Don't worry. It's armless. |
1.5093 |
0.05718 |
161 |
101 |
38 |
22 |
45 |
"It needs dressing….". |
1.5064 |
0.05998 |
156 |
101 |
31 |
24 |
46 |
I miss the struggle. |
1.5032 |
0.05521 |
155 |
94 |
44 |
17 |
47 |
It just needs dressing. |
1.5032 |
0.05888 |
155 |
99 |
34 |
22 |
48 |
I said bring home take out, dummy, not dummy takeout! |
1.5032 |
0.05959 |
155 |
100 |
32 |
23 |
49 |
I don't know how long I can do this Meatless Monday thing. |
1.5032 |
0.05469 |
157 |
95 |
45 |
17 |
50 |
Macy's went under. |
1.5000 |
0.05623 |
154 |
95 |
41 |
18 |
51 |
This new diet is working, but I miss the thrashing and screaming at mealtime. |
1.5000 |
0.05845 |
154 |
98 |
35 |
21 |
52 |
I hate Meatless Monday. |
1.5000 |
0.05989 |
154 |
100 |
31 |
23 |
53 |
It's a lifeguard lure. |
1.5000 |
0.05989 |
154 |
100 |
31 |
23 |
54 |
Do I have someone stuck in my teeth? |
1.5000 |
0.05917 |
154 |
99 |
33 |
22 |
55 |
This completes your training. Tomorrow we'll head for the beach. |
1.4968 |
0.05816 |
155 |
99 |
35 |
21 |
56 |
No, thanks ... I'm a leg man. |
1.4967 |
0.05801 |
153 |
97 |
36 |
20 |
57 |
I think we should eat other people |
1.4967 |
0.06019 |
153 |
100 |
30 |
23 |
58 |
I saw it in the window and I just had to have it. |
1.4967 |
0.05947 |
153 |
99 |
32 |
22 |
59 |
I saw it in the window and I couldn't resist |
1.4967 |
0.05874 |
153 |
98 |
34 |
21 |
60 |
It keeps up our reputation, but no one gets hurt. |
1.4967 |
0.05874 |
153 |
98 |
34 |
21 |
61 |
I faint at the sight of blood. |
1.4934 |
0.05754 |
152 |
96 |
37 |
19 |
62 |
You're right. I need glasses. |
1.4934 |
0.05754 |
152 |
96 |
37 |
19 |
63 |
First, fake news. Now this. |
1.4902 |
0.05573 |
153 |
95 |
41 |
17 |
64 |
What can I say, I have a taste for fashion. |
1.4901 |
0.05933 |
151 |
98 |
32 |
21 |
65 |
Can you believe someone was throwing this out? |
1.4901 |
0.05858 |
151 |
97 |
34 |
20 |
66 |
I saw it in the window and had to have it. |
1.4865 |
0.05712 |
148 |
93 |
38 |
17 |
67 |
I'm doing Meatless Mondays. |
1.4865 |
0.06025 |
148 |
97 |
30 |
21 |
68 |
It was a bait and switch scam. |
1.4830 |
0.05575 |
147 |
91 |
41 |
15 |
69 |
I don't eat anything with a face. |
1.4830 |
0.06056 |
147 |
97 |
29 |
21 |
70 |
With this one you get to choose the dressing |
1.4830 |
0.05900 |
147 |
95 |
33 |
19 |
71 |
I Can't Believe It's Not People! |
1.4830 |
0.05900 |
147 |
95 |
33 |
19 |
72 |
Don't worry. It's armless. |
1.4830 |
0.05978 |
147 |
96 |
31 |
20 |
73 |
There you go again, choosing form over substance. |
1.4830 |
0.06056 |
147 |
97 |
29 |
21 |
74 |
You never listen! I said,I wanted a man again, not a Mannequin! |
1.4830 |
0.06282 |
147 |
100 |
23 |
24 |
75 |
I'd look much less stupid if the swim suit were still on. |
1.4795 |
0.05768 |
146 |
93 |
36 |
17 |
76 |
I've developed a taste for fashion. |
1.4759 |
0.05714 |
145 |
92 |
37 |
16 |
77 |
Let's just say the tailor won't be coming. |
1.4759 |
0.05879 |
145 |
94 |
33 |
18 |
78 |
I'm pro-life. |
1.4726 |
0.05766 |
146 |
94 |
35 |
17 |
79 |
I just got tired of all the yelling and screaming |
1.4722 |
0.05990 |
144 |
95 |
30 |
19 |
80 |
Now keep in mind the real thing squirms a lot. |
1.4722 |
0.05826 |
144 |
93 |
34 |
17 |
81 |
Do I haf fomefing in my teef? |
1.4722 |
0.05909 |
144 |
94 |
32 |
18 |
82 |
It's nice to have a break from all the struggle and screaming. |
1.4685 |
0.06021 |
143 |
95 |
29 |
19 |
83 |
Have you ever heard of bait and switch? |
1.4685 |
0.05770 |
143 |
92 |
35 |
16 |
84 |
Fake news, Fake people. Where will it end? |
1.4685 |
0.05855 |
143 |
93 |
33 |
17 |
85 |
You said you wanted it without dressing. |
1.4685 |
0.05855 |
143 |
93 |
33 |
17 |
86 |
I ate the tailor. This is a souvenir. |
1.4685 |
0.06182 |
143 |
97 |
25 |
21 |
87 |
My doctor says that this will help me quit. |
1.4681 |
0.05917 |
141 |
92 |
32 |
17 |
88 |
This one has a slight woody, yet full bodied taste. |
1.4648 |
0.05351 |
142 |
87 |
44 |
11 |
89 |
I think this one's stale. |
1.4648 |
0.05534 |
142 |
89 |
40 |
13 |
90 |
Somehow 'mannequin-eater' just doesn't have the same panache. |
1.4643 |
0.05682 |
140 |
89 |
37 |
14 |
91 |
It cost me an arm and a leg. |
1.4643 |
0.05860 |
140 |
91 |
33 |
16 |
92 |
Just practicing for spring break. |
1.4643 |
0.06033 |
140 |
93 |
29 |
18 |
93 |
It looked a lot better in the window than it tastes.... |
1.4643 |
0.05771 |
140 |
90 |
35 |
15 |
94 |
To be honest, it could use some dressing. |
1.4643 |
0.06033 |
140 |
93 |
29 |
18 |
95 |
Spielberg reduced the budget. |
1.4604 |
0.06064 |
139 |
93 |
28 |
18 |
96 |
Do I have something stuck in my teeth? |
1.4604 |
0.05889 |
139 |
91 |
32 |
16 |
97 |
It's bait. I'll thrash this around on the surface, and you yell "Help! Help! I can't swim!", OK? |
1.4604 |
0.06316 |
139 |
96 |
22 |
21 |
98 |
It's OK, I guess. but I miss the screaming. |
1.4571 |
0.05944 |
140 |
93 |
30 |
17 |
99 |
No, you misunderstood. I said "I bet you can't eat a man again." |
1.4565 |
0.06181 |
138 |
94 |
25 |
19 |
100 |
Never thought I'd fall for the old bait and switch. |
1.4565 |
0.05829 |
138 |
90 |
33 |
15 |
101 |
I think I'm mannequin depressive. |
1.4565 |
0.05829 |
138 |
90 |
33 |
15 |
102 |
I got it at the Great White Sale. |
1.4526 |
0.06039 |
137 |
92 |
28 |
17 |
103 |
You've got something between your teeth. |
1.4526 |
0.05949 |
137 |
91 |
30 |
16 |
104 |
It has lots of insoluble fiber, without all the screaming. |
1.4526 |
0.06214 |
137 |
94 |
24 |
19 |
105 |
It just needs a little dressing |
1.4526 |
0.05577 |
137 |
87 |
38 |
12 |
106 |
Of course, I miss the taste, blood curdling screams and thrashing around, but my cholesterol is way down." |
1.4526 |
0.06300 |
137 |
95 |
22 |
20 |
107 |
Do I have something in my teeth? |
1.4526 |
0.05766 |
137 |
89 |
34 |
14 |
108 |
First the fake crab, now this? |
1.4526 |
0.05858 |
137 |
90 |
32 |
15 |
109 |
It never tastes as good as it looks. |
1.4526 |
0.05949 |
137 |
91 |
30 |
16 |
110 |
They say it helps you kick the habit. |
1.4526 |
0.06039 |
137 |
92 |
28 |
17 |
111 |
I can't stand the sight of blood. |
1.4526 |
0.05858 |
137 |
90 |
32 |
15 |
112 |
Usually they put up more of a struggle |
1.4485 |
0.05887 |
136 |
90 |
31 |
15 |
113 |
I can't tell you. I've never had chicken. |
1.4478 |
0.06045 |
134 |
90 |
28 |
16 |
114 |
Just can't swim past a garage sale, can you? |
1.4478 |
0.06045 |
134 |
90 |
28 |
16 |
115 |
I saw it in the window and I just had to have it. |
1.4478 |
0.06045 |
134 |
90 |
28 |
16 |
116 |
It takes the edge off but it doesn't stop the cravings. |
1.4436 |
0.05982 |
133 |
89 |
29 |
15 |
117 |
I saw it in the window and I couldn't resist |
1.4436 |
0.05886 |
133 |
88 |
31 |
14 |
118 |
I attacked because she wasn't armed. |
1.4436 |
0.06529 |
133 |
95 |
17 |
21 |
119 |
It just needs dressing. |
1.4436 |
0.05982 |
133 |
89 |
29 |
15 |
120 |
This is the last meal I will order online. |
1.4436 |
0.06077 |
133 |
90 |
27 |
16 |
121 |
I just saw it in the window and HAD to have it. |
1.4436 |
0.06170 |
133 |
91 |
25 |
17 |
122 |
Only dummies swim in shark infested waters. |
1.4394 |
0.06202 |
132 |
91 |
24 |
17 |
123 |
I went window shopping |
1.4394 |
0.05817 |
132 |
87 |
32 |
13 |
124 |
The department store went under. |
1.4394 |
0.06013 |
132 |
89 |
28 |
15 |
125 |
It's supposed to help me quit. |
1.4394 |
0.06108 |
132 |
90 |
26 |
16 |
126 |
I went window shopping |
1.4361 |
0.05479 |
133 |
85 |
38 |
10 |
127 |
I know it's just empty calories |
1.4351 |
0.05429 |
131 |
83 |
39 |
9 |
128 |
Definitely not like chicken. |
1.4308 |
0.06074 |
130 |
89 |
26 |
15 |
129 |
I wondered why there wasn't much of a frenzy. |
1.4308 |
0.05875 |
130 |
87 |
30 |
13 |
130 |
I can't wait until Lent is over. |
1.4308 |
0.06074 |
130 |
89 |
26 |
15 |
131 |
Turns out the billowing red stream was just taffeta. |
1.4308 |
0.06074 |
130 |
89 |
26 |
15 |
132 |
How do you think this would look in me? |
1.4308 |
0.06074 |
130 |
89 |
26 |
15 |
133 |
Its a dummy, dummy. |
1.4308 |
0.06172 |
130 |
90 |
24 |
16 |
134 |
They pulled the old bait-and-switch on me. |
1.4308 |
0.05875 |
130 |
87 |
30 |
13 |
135 |
It cost me an arm and a leg. |
1.4308 |
0.05772 |
130 |
86 |
32 |
12 |
136 |
First, I'd like to thank the Academy. |
1.4297 |
0.06144 |
128 |
88 |
25 |
15 |
137 |
I found thousands of these leftover from Trump's inauguration. |
1.4297 |
0.06718 |
128 |
94 |
13 |
21 |
138 |
As a matter of fact I did just read "Shark Attack for Dummies." Why? |
1.4297 |
0.06043 |
128 |
87 |
27 |
14 |
139 |
Mannequin-eater doesn't have the same ring. |
1.4297 |
0.06043 |
128 |
87 |
27 |
14 |
140 |
Needs dressing. |
1.4297 |
0.06144 |
128 |
88 |
25 |
15 |
141 |
One of you is a dummy. |
1.4297 |
0.06341 |
128 |
90 |
21 |
17 |
142 |
I'd like to thank the Academy . . . |
1.4297 |
0.05836 |
128 |
85 |
31 |
12 |
143 |
One of you is a dummy...the other's a mannequin. |
1.4297 |
0.06243 |
128 |
89 |
23 |
16 |
144 |
I've learned I have no taste for fashion. |
1.4297 |
0.05836 |
128 |
85 |
31 |
12 |
145 |
I always had a taste for fashion. |
1.4297 |
0.05730 |
128 |
84 |
33 |
11 |
146 |
It's the old bait and switch. |
1.4297 |
0.05836 |
128 |
85 |
31 |
12 |
147 |
Just practicing. I'm spending the summer at Cape Cod. |
1.4297 |
0.05730 |
128 |
84 |
33 |
11 |
148 |
You know, these healthy choices are tasteless. |
1.4297 |
0.05941 |
128 |
86 |
29 |
13 |
149 |
I don't care what the ads say, you can taste the difference |
1.4297 |
0.05941 |
128 |
86 |
29 |
13 |
150 |
It's a lot like imitation crab. |
1.4297 |
0.05836 |
128 |
85 |
31 |
12 |
151 |
You know I’m automatically attracted to the human form — I just start biting them. It’s like a magnet. I just bite. I don’t even wait. And when you're a shark, they let you do it. |
1.4297 |
0.06243 |
128 |
89 |
23 |
16 |
152 |
The doctor said it might help me quit. |
1.4252 |
0.06277 |
127 |
89 |
22 |
16 |
153 |
It's supposed to help stop the cravings. |
1.4252 |
0.05865 |
127 |
85 |
30 |
12 |
154 |
You're the dummy. |
1.4252 |
0.05865 |
127 |
85 |
30 |
12 |
155 |
Macy's just went under. |
1.4252 |
0.06074 |
127 |
87 |
26 |
14 |
156 |
It could use a little dressing. |
1.4252 |
0.06074 |
127 |
87 |
26 |
14 |
157 |
I fell for the ol' bait and switch. |
1.4252 |
0.06277 |
127 |
89 |
22 |
16 |
158 |
It was this or rice cakes. |
1.4252 |
0.05536 |
127 |
82 |
36 |
9 |
159 |
What I said was, 'Go get a MAN AGAIN!' |
1.4252 |
0.06473 |
127 |
91 |
18 |
18 |
160 |
NO, STUPID, THE BOOK IS CALLED "SHARK ATTACKS FOR DUMMIES". |
1.4252 |
0.06473 |
127 |
91 |
18 |
18 |
161 |
It looked good in the window |
1.4219 |
0.06036 |
128 |
88 |
26 |
14 |
162 |
The real ones give me gas. |
1.4206 |
0.05785 |
126 |
84 |
31 |
11 |
163 |
If we make the drinks strong enough maybe none of our guests will notice. |
1.4206 |
0.05894 |
126 |
85 |
29 |
12 |
164 |
Not sure about 'tastes great', but definitely 'less filling'. |
1.4206 |
0.06000 |
126 |
86 |
27 |
13 |
165 |
You fell for the old bait and switch I see. |
1.4206 |
0.05446 |
126 |
81 |
37 |
8 |
166 |
This appears to be the placebo. |
1.4206 |
0.06208 |
126 |
88 |
23 |
15 |
167 |
I'd go ahead and make that ophthalmologist appointment. |
1.4206 |
0.06208 |
126 |
88 |
23 |
15 |
168 |
It's great fun for scaring the crap out of tourists. |
1.4206 |
0.06000 |
126 |
86 |
27 |
13 |
169 |
I'm a leg man myself. |
1.4206 |
0.06000 |
126 |
86 |
27 |
13 |
170 |
Fine. I'll see the optometrist. |
1.4173 |
0.05639 |
127 |
84 |
33 |
10 |
171 |
These are helping me quit. |
1.4173 |
0.05962 |
127 |
87 |
27 |
13 |
172 |
Remember, if this were real, there would be more splashing but you get the idea. |
1.4160 |
0.06137 |
125 |
87 |
24 |
14 |
173 |
It's a bit more al dente than I like. |
1.4160 |
0.05350 |
125 |
80 |
38 |
7 |
174 |
You're the dummy. |
1.4160 |
0.06343 |
125 |
89 |
20 |
16 |
175 |
The hard part was getting it out of the store. |
1.4160 |
0.06030 |
125 |
86 |
26 |
13 |
176 |
First fake news, now fake people, this is getting ridiculous |
1.4160 |
0.06030 |
125 |
86 |
26 |
13 |
177 |
Tastes like surfboard. |
1.4160 |
0.05813 |
125 |
84 |
30 |
11 |
178 |
It helps with the cravings, but I'd give anything for a swimmer right now. |
1.4160 |
0.06030 |
125 |
86 |
26 |
13 |
179 |
Won't you just gain all the weight back once you start eating real people again? |
1.4141 |
0.05924 |
128 |
88 |
27 |
13 |
180 |
I don't eat anything with a face. |
1.4127 |
0.05665 |
126 |
84 |
32 |
10 |
181 |
Mainly for ethical reasons, but there are health benefits. |
1.4113 |
0.05840 |
124 |
84 |
29 |
11 |
182 |
I like mine without dressing. |
1.4113 |
0.06061 |
124 |
86 |
25 |
13 |
183 |
It's good practice and you don't have to put up with a lot of screaming. |
1.4113 |
0.06168 |
124 |
87 |
23 |
14 |
184 |
It doesn't feel the same, but they said it would help with quitting. |
1.4098 |
0.06021 |
122 |
84 |
26 |
12 |
185 |
Pay attention! I said, "let's eat a man again". |
1.4098 |
0.06455 |
122 |
88 |
18 |
16 |
186 |
Man again? I thought you said 'mannequin'! |
1.4098 |
0.06662 |
122 |
90 |
14 |
18 |
187 |
I think I got the placebo. |
1.4098 |
0.06132 |
122 |
85 |
24 |
13 |
188 |
I thought the kids could use it for practice. |
1.4098 |
0.05552 |
122 |
80 |
34 |
8 |
189 |
It needs some dressing |
1.4098 |
0.05791 |
122 |
82 |
30 |
10 |
190 |
I can't believe you fell for that dummy |
1.4098 |
0.06021 |
122 |
84 |
26 |
12 |
191 |
I'm trying to quit |
1.4098 |
0.05907 |
122 |
83 |
28 |
11 |
192 |
It was either this or the patch |
1.4065 |
0.06306 |
123 |
88 |
20 |
15 |
193 |
I saw it in the window and had to have it. |
1.4065 |
0.05868 |
123 |
84 |
28 |
11 |
194 |
Well, that was a bust. |
1.4065 |
0.06200 |
123 |
87 |
22 |
14 |
195 |
It's definitely an acquired taste. |
1.4050 |
0.05699 |
121 |
81 |
31 |
9 |
196 |
So, I went window shopping today. |
1.4050 |
0.06051 |
121 |
84 |
25 |
12 |
197 |
A bit on the al dente side, I'd say. |
1.4050 |
0.05699 |
121 |
81 |
31 |
9 |
198 |
It sucks. But I've lost twelve pounds. |
1.4050 |
0.05577 |
121 |
80 |
33 |
8 |
199 |
You might want some dressing on that! |
1.4050 |
0.05818 |
121 |
82 |
29 |
10 |
200 |
It's alternative prey. |
1.4050 |
0.06163 |
121 |
85 |
23 |
13 |
201 |
Do I need glasses? Why do you ask? |
1.4050 |
0.05936 |
121 |
83 |
27 |
11 |
202 |
If this doesn't work I'm going to try the patch. |
1.4050 |
0.06383 |
121 |
87 |
19 |
15 |
203 |
You can absolutely taste the difference. |
1.4050 |
0.05818 |
121 |
82 |
29 |
10 |
204 |
You know that's not good for you, George. It's artificial everything. |
1.4050 |
0.06051 |
121 |
84 |
25 |
12 |
205 |
I think it needs dressing |
1.4050 |
0.05936 |
121 |
83 |
27 |
11 |
206 |
Somehow, "mannequin-eater" doesn't have quite the same cachet. |
1.4050 |
0.06274 |
121 |
86 |
21 |
14 |
207 |
Is it me? People don't seem to have any taste anymore. |
1.4050 |
0.06490 |
121 |
88 |
17 |
16 |
208 |
I've been trying to quit and this is supposed to help with the cravings. |
1.4050 |
0.05818 |
121 |
82 |
29 |
10 |
209 |
When does your optometrist get back from vacation? |
1.4050 |
0.06274 |
121 |
86 |
21 |
14 |
210 |
You know, I kinda thought it was too easy. |
1.4050 |
0.06051 |
121 |
84 |
25 |
12 |
211 |
It's helping me quit. |
1.4050 |
0.06274 |
121 |
86 |
21 |
14 |
212 |
My mistake, I thought it was dressed to kill. |
1.4016 |
0.06339 |
122 |
88 |
19 |
15 |
213 |
I finally got her bathing suit off. Then what a disappointment. |
1.4000 |
0.06081 |
120 |
84 |
24 |
12 |
214 |
I'm going to dress it for dinner. |
1.4000 |
0.05846 |
120 |
82 |
28 |
10 |
215 |
I asked for no dressing. |
1.4000 |
0.06195 |
120 |
85 |
22 |
13 |
216 |
Just some dummy I picked up on the beach. |
1.4000 |
0.05725 |
120 |
81 |
30 |
9 |
217 |
It's true. Macy's is underwater. |
1.4000 |
0.06081 |
120 |
84 |
24 |
12 |
218 |
I'm trying to quit, they say chewing on these helps. |
1.4000 |
0.06081 |
120 |
84 |
24 |
12 |
219 |
I don't care what you say, I love her. |
1.4000 |
0.06081 |
120 |
84 |
24 |
12 |
220 |
Teething |
1.4000 |
0.05846 |
120 |
82 |
28 |
10 |
221 |
It's helped with the craving and I've lost ten pounds! |
1.4000 |
0.06195 |
120 |
85 |
22 |
13 |
222 |
Retail is dead. |
1.4000 |
0.06307 |
120 |
86 |
20 |
14 |
223 |
I think this one's stale. |
1.3950 |
0.05873 |
119 |
82 |
27 |
10 |
224 |
I heard last year's model was a bust. |
1.3950 |
0.05751 |
119 |
81 |
29 |
9 |
225 |
I thought he was defenseless since he was unarmed. |
1.3950 |
0.05751 |
119 |
81 |
29 |
9 |
226 |
Thanks, but no thanks. I'm a leg man. |
1.3950 |
0.06111 |
119 |
84 |
23 |
12 |
227 |
I really hate meatless Mondays |
1.3932 |
0.05816 |
117 |
80 |
28 |
9 |
228 |
It started with imitation crab meat. |
1.3932 |
0.05423 |
117 |
77 |
34 |
6 |
229 |
I saw it in a shop window, and I had to have it. |
1.3932 |
0.06303 |
117 |
84 |
20 |
13 |
230 |
I told you, you needed glasses. |
1.3932 |
0.06532 |
117 |
86 |
16 |
15 |
231 |
Fake news, fake people...what is this world coming to? |
1.3932 |
0.05942 |
117 |
81 |
26 |
10 |
232 |
It's more form, than sustenance. |
1.3932 |
0.05816 |
117 |
80 |
28 |
9 |
233 |
Well, at least he didn't put up much of a struggle. |
1.3898 |
0.06022 |
118 |
83 |
24 |
11 |
234 |
Do I have anything stuck in my teeth? |
1.3898 |
0.05901 |
118 |
82 |
26 |
10 |
235 |
I'm a manikin-eating shark. |
1.3898 |
0.06258 |
118 |
85 |
20 |
13 |
236 |
Is this flotsam or jetsam? I never remember which is which. |
1.3879 |
0.05713 |
116 |
79 |
29 |
8 |
237 |
It tastes better with dressing. |
1.3879 |
0.06216 |
116 |
83 |
21 |
12 |
238 |
They're sending decoys. |
1.3879 |
0.05580 |
116 |
78 |
31 |
7 |
239 |
It was bad enough when my vision went. Now I can't taste a damn thing. |
1.3879 |
0.06094 |
116 |
82 |
23 |
11 |
240 |
Ready? I'm going to release the decoy. |
1.3879 |
0.05713 |
116 |
79 |
29 |
8 |
241 |
Not much flavor ..... but on the upside no hormones, antibiotics or sunscreen. |
1.3879 |
0.06094 |
116 |
82 |
23 |
11 |
242 |
I've seeing the optometrist next week. |
1.3879 |
0.06094 |
116 |
82 |
23 |
11 |
243 |
You say it's not real prey; I say it's alternative prey. |
1.3879 |
0.06216 |
116 |
83 |
21 |
12 |
244 |
But it looked so good in the window |
1.3879 |
0.06094 |
116 |
82 |
23 |
11 |
245 |
They say it curbs the cravings |
1.3879 |
0.05970 |
116 |
81 |
25 |
10 |
246 |
It is for my new book, "Dummies for Sharks." |
1.3879 |
0.05970 |
116 |
81 |
25 |
10 |
247 |
I think this one's gone stale. |
1.3879 |
0.05843 |
116 |
80 |
27 |
9 |
248 |
It's some kind of ka-bob, but I don't like it. |
1.3879 |
0.05970 |
116 |
81 |
25 |
10 |
249 |
Must have cost you an arm and a leg. |
1.3879 |
0.06335 |
116 |
84 |
19 |
13 |
250 |
It’s half the fat, but I miss that real human taste. |
1.3879 |
0.06216 |
116 |
83 |
21 |
12 |
251 |
I'll set the decoy. You sneak up from behind. |
1.3879 |
0.05843 |
116 |
80 |
27 |
9 |
252 |
I make dresses Helen, it's what I do. |
1.3879 |
0.05970 |
116 |
81 |
25 |
10 |
253 |
Excuse me do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.3879 |
0.06216 |
116 |
83 |
21 |
12 |
254 |
I find it reduces cravings. |
1.3879 |
0.05713 |
116 |
79 |
29 |
8 |
255 |
I have one of these for breakfast, one for lunch, and then a sensible dinner. |
1.3879 |
0.05970 |
116 |
81 |
25 |
10 |
256 |
I thought it might help me quit. |
1.3879 |
0.05713 |
116 |
79 |
29 |
8 |
257 |
It keeps me from snacking between meals. |
1.3879 |
0.06094 |
116 |
82 |
23 |
11 |
258 |
The good news is I found Lady Gaga's meat dress. |
1.3879 |
0.06453 |
116 |
85 |
17 |
14 |
259 |
I prefer it without dressing. |
1.3879 |
0.06094 |
116 |
82 |
23 |
11 |
260 |
Target practice. |
1.3879 |
0.05444 |
116 |
77 |
33 |
6 |
261 |
"I've been trying to increase my fiber". |
1.3879 |
0.06216 |
116 |
83 |
21 |
12 |
262 |
Please tell me you swallowed a seamstress. |
1.3879 |
0.06094 |
116 |
82 |
23 |
11 |
263 |
I hate designer food. |
1.3846 |
0.05802 |
117 |
81 |
27 |
9 |
264 |
I'm on a low garb diet. |
1.3846 |
0.05802 |
117 |
81 |
27 |
9 |
265 |
Well, that was a bust. |
1.3826 |
0.06247 |
115 |
83 |
20 |
12 |
266 |
Ok, maybe I do need glasses. |
1.3826 |
0.05869 |
115 |
80 |
26 |
9 |
267 |
. . . and I didn't pay an arm or a leg for it! |
1.3826 |
0.06603 |
115 |
86 |
14 |
15 |
268 |
I'm on a low-fat diet. But everything just tastes like cardboard. |
1.3826 |
0.05738 |
115 |
79 |
28 |
8 |
269 |
It looked better with clothes on. |
1.3826 |
0.05998 |
115 |
81 |
24 |
10 |
270 |
This one didn't even put up a fight! |
1.3826 |
0.05738 |
115 |
79 |
28 |
8 |
271 |
It gets me in the carpool lane. |
1.3826 |
0.05869 |
115 |
80 |
26 |
9 |
272 |
Go ahead and laugh, but I've lost 500 pounds in two weeks and my cholesterol is waaay down. |
1.3826 |
0.05869 |
115 |
80 |
26 |
9 |
273 |
I finish my internship next week, then its on to the real thing. |
1.3826 |
0.05738 |
115 |
79 |
28 |
8 |
274 |
I'm detecting a complex wood body with a concentrated plastic aftertaste followed by a smooth fiberglass finish. |
1.3826 |
0.05738 |
115 |
79 |
28 |
8 |
275 |
It works like a Nicorette. |
1.3826 |
0.05869 |
115 |
80 |
26 |
9 |
276 |
The guy dressing it was definitely better. |
1.3826 |
0.06368 |
115 |
84 |
18 |
13 |
277 |
This one's being really cool about the whole thing. |
1.3826 |
0.06247 |
115 |
83 |
20 |
12 |
278 |
They let you grab them anywhere. |
1.3826 |
0.06368 |
115 |
84 |
18 |
13 |
279 |
The guy at the market said you can't taste the difference. |
1.3793 |
0.06202 |
116 |
84 |
20 |
12 |
280 |
The alternative facts are that she bit me first. |
1.3793 |
0.06554 |
116 |
87 |
14 |
15 |
281 |
I know it has no nutritional value, but I can't stop eating them. |
1.3772 |
0.05896 |
114 |
80 |
25 |
9 |
282 |
I did NOT say, bring me a mannequin, you idiot, I said, bring me a man again! |
1.3772 |
0.06401 |
114 |
84 |
17 |
13 |
283 |
Not sure how much longer I can handle Meatless Mondays. |
1.3772 |
0.05626 |
114 |
78 |
29 |
7 |
284 |
It's like nothing I've ever tasted. |
1.3772 |
0.06279 |
114 |
83 |
19 |
12 |
285 |
I thought you were bringing the dressing. |
1.3772 |
0.05896 |
114 |
80 |
25 |
9 |
286 |
It's the last week of my cleanse. |
1.3772 |
0.06026 |
114 |
81 |
23 |
10 |
287 |
This tastes nothing like chicken. |
1.3772 |
0.06154 |
114 |
82 |
21 |
11 |
288 |
No, it's not the same, but it's better than the patch. |
1.3772 |
0.06154 |
114 |
82 |
21 |
11 |
289 |
Why didn't you tell me I had something stuck in my teeth? |
1.3772 |
0.05763 |
114 |
79 |
27 |
8 |
290 |
It's a dummy, you dummy. |
1.3772 |
0.05626 |
114 |
78 |
29 |
7 |
291 |
First fake news, now fake humans...? |
1.3772 |
0.06026 |
114 |
81 |
23 |
10 |
292 |
I still have cravings though. |
1.3772 |
0.05896 |
114 |
80 |
25 |
9 |
293 |
I can't stop eating junk food. |
1.3772 |
0.05044 |
114 |
74 |
37 |
3 |
294 |
Didn't even try to get away . . . such a dummy . . . |
1.3772 |
0.06154 |
114 |
82 |
21 |
11 |
295 |
They're calling them 'alternative humans' |
1.3772 |
0.06279 |
114 |
83 |
19 |
12 |
296 |
She was "dressed to kill." |
1.3772 |
0.06154 |
114 |
82 |
21 |
11 |
297 |
I'm trying to eat cruelty-free. |
1.3772 |
0.05896 |
114 |
80 |
25 |
9 |
298 |
Nothing is real any more. |
1.3772 |
0.06026 |
114 |
81 |
23 |
10 |
299 |
It was on sale. |
1.3772 |
0.05763 |
114 |
79 |
27 |
8 |
300 |
My medical plan only covers generic brands. |
1.3772 |
0.05896 |
114 |
80 |
25 |
9 |
301 |
I decided to take a stand. |
1.3772 |
0.06521 |
114 |
85 |
15 |
14 |
302 |
Weren't you a leg man? |
1.3772 |
0.06401 |
114 |
84 |
17 |
13 |
303 |
It's my chew toy. |
1.3772 |
0.05896 |
114 |
80 |
25 |
9 |
304 |
I think I'll bring this to the next frezny just to see what happens |
1.3772 |
0.06401 |
114 |
84 |
17 |
13 |
305 |
I forget, is it flotsam or jetsam? |
1.3772 |
0.06026 |
114 |
81 |
23 |
10 |
306 |
I hate being last to the feeding frenzy. |
1.3772 |
0.05626 |
114 |
78 |
29 |
7 |
307 |
I never know what to do with the pit. |
1.3772 |
0.06279 |
114 |
83 |
19 |
12 |
308 |
It needs a little dressing. |
1.3772 |
0.06154 |
114 |
82 |
21 |
11 |
309 |
Then in two weeks , I qualify for my first live human attack |
1.3772 |
0.06026 |
114 |
81 |
23 |
10 |
310 |
Lately I've been craving junk. |
1.3772 |
0.05896 |
114 |
80 |
25 |
9 |
311 |
The last one struggled a lot more. |
1.3772 |
0.06026 |
114 |
81 |
23 |
10 |
312 |
that report of swimmers was just fake news... |
1.3739 |
0.05983 |
115 |
82 |
23 |
10 |
313 |
Did you forget the dressing? |
1.3717 |
0.05922 |
113 |
80 |
24 |
9 |
314 |
Fake People . |
1.3717 |
0.06675 |
113 |
86 |
12 |
15 |
315 |
It may look silly to you but I've already lost at least 10 pounds. |
1.3717 |
0.05922 |
113 |
80 |
24 |
9 |
316 |
I prefer them without any dressing. |
1.3717 |
0.05649 |
113 |
78 |
28 |
7 |
317 |
I think this one has had work done. |
1.3717 |
0.05922 |
113 |
80 |
24 |
9 |
318 |
Doesn't taste as good, but it's got more fiber. |
1.3717 |
0.05362 |
113 |
76 |
32 |
5 |
319 |
Whoa! First, it's fake news. Now, it's fake people! |
1.3717 |
0.05922 |
113 |
80 |
24 |
9 |
320 |
I feel like a dummy ! |
1.3717 |
0.06183 |
113 |
82 |
20 |
11 |
321 |
I see you've taken a trophy wife. |
1.3717 |
0.06054 |
113 |
81 |
22 |
10 |
322 |
Did you forget to put in your contacts again? |
1.3717 |
0.05649 |
113 |
78 |
28 |
7 |
323 |
Fake. Real ones taste like chicken. |
1.3717 |
0.06310 |
113 |
83 |
18 |
12 |
324 |
It's meatless Monday. |
1.3717 |
0.06054 |
113 |
81 |
22 |
10 |
325 |
It's a placebo |
1.3717 |
0.06054 |
113 |
81 |
22 |
10 |
326 |
It was this or the patch. |
1.3717 |
0.05508 |
113 |
77 |
30 |
6 |
327 |
It could do with a little dressing! |
1.3717 |
0.06054 |
113 |
81 |
22 |
10 |
328 |
It came without any dressing. |
1.3717 |
0.05649 |
113 |
78 |
28 |
7 |
329 |
All the calories are in the dressing. |
1.3717 |
0.05787 |
113 |
79 |
26 |
8 |
330 |
It looked better than it tastes. |
1.3694 |
0.05993 |
111 |
79 |
23 |
9 |
331 |
I like mine without dressing. |
1.3694 |
0.06390 |
111 |
82 |
17 |
12 |
332 |
survival of the fitted |
1.3694 |
0.06517 |
111 |
83 |
15 |
13 |
333 |
I, uh, got it for my brother's bachelor party. |
1.3694 |
0.05993 |
111 |
79 |
23 |
9 |
334 |
It tastes just like the real thing, except there's no flavor or screaming. |
1.3694 |
0.06261 |
111 |
81 |
19 |
11 |
335 |
Your technique is good! I think you're ready for the real thing, |
1.3694 |
0.05993 |
111 |
79 |
23 |
9 |
336 |
Who are you calling a dummy? |
1.3694 |
0.05713 |
111 |
77 |
27 |
7 |
337 |
It would taste a little better with some dressing. |
1.3694 |
0.05993 |
111 |
79 |
23 |
9 |
338 |
It's an acquired taste. |
1.3694 |
0.06128 |
111 |
80 |
21 |
10 |
339 |
I'd like to thank the academy of ocean pictures |
1.3636 |
0.06157 |
110 |
80 |
20 |
10 |
340 |
Yes, it's empty calories, but still filling. |
1.3636 |
0.05589 |
110 |
76 |
28 |
6 |
341 |
I'm going to dress it first. |
1.3578 |
0.05610 |
109 |
76 |
27 |
6 |
342 |
That's not an "alternative" human, that's a dummy. |
1.3578 |
0.05905 |
109 |
78 |
23 |
8 |
343 |
My therapist thinks I'm mannequin depressive. |
1.3578 |
0.06186 |
109 |
80 |
19 |
10 |
344 |
I'm tired of eating off the rack. |
1.3578 |
0.06186 |
109 |
80 |
19 |
10 |
345 |
I thought the sign said, "Seal". |
1.3578 |
0.06322 |
109 |
81 |
17 |
11 |
346 |
Cruelty-free just doesn't taste the same. |
1.3578 |
0.05905 |
109 |
78 |
23 |
8 |
347 |
The dentist said I had to sleep with a mouth guard |
1.3578 |
0.06047 |
109 |
79 |
21 |
9 |
348 |
I don't like confrontation. |
1.3578 |
0.06322 |
109 |
81 |
17 |
11 |
349 |
Dummy. |
1.3578 |
0.06585 |
109 |
83 |
13 |
13 |
350 |
Try it, it's armless |
1.3578 |
0.06322 |
109 |
81 |
17 |
11 |
351 |
They taste better with dressing. |
1.3578 |
0.06322 |
109 |
81 |
17 |
11 |
352 |
We met on the internet |
1.3578 |
0.06322 |
109 |
81 |
17 |
11 |
353 |
I'd like it better with dressing. |
1.3578 |
0.05905 |
109 |
78 |
23 |
8 |
354 |
I was window shopping for dinner. |
1.3578 |
0.05905 |
109 |
78 |
23 |
8 |
355 |
I asked you to bring me the dressmaker, dummy! |
1.3578 |
0.06322 |
109 |
81 |
17 |
11 |
356 |
Can you recommend a good optometrist? |
1.3578 |
0.06186 |
109 |
80 |
19 |
10 |
357 |
It's only my third week but already I've lost over eighty pounds! |
1.3578 |
0.06186 |
109 |
80 |
19 |
10 |
358 |
I'm trying to quit |
1.3578 |
0.06186 |
109 |
80 |
19 |
10 |
359 |
But it's from Saks. |
1.3578 |
0.05135 |
109 |
73 |
33 |
3 |
360 |
This is how fake news gets started. |
1.3551 |
0.06122 |
107 |
78 |
20 |
9 |
361 |
It's supposed to help with the cravings. |
1.3551 |
0.06264 |
107 |
79 |
18 |
10 |
362 |
Do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.3551 |
0.06264 |
107 |
79 |
18 |
10 |
363 |
I think it's an acquired taste. |
1.3551 |
0.06122 |
107 |
78 |
20 |
9 |
364 |
Shark Week meets Project Runway |
1.3551 |
0.06122 |
107 |
78 |
20 |
9 |
365 |
It helps with my performance anxiety. |
1.3551 |
0.06122 |
107 |
78 |
20 |
9 |
366 |
You know, it's a pity. I quite like it when they struggle. |
1.3551 |
0.06122 |
107 |
78 |
20 |
9 |
367 |
I definitely thought I heard someone yell "man overboard". |
1.3551 |
0.05516 |
107 |
74 |
28 |
5 |
368 |
Tastes like surfboard. |
1.3551 |
0.05827 |
107 |
76 |
24 |
7 |
369 |
I can't believe it's not human |
1.3551 |
0.06122 |
107 |
78 |
20 |
9 |
370 |
Fake food??? |
1.3551 |
0.06673 |
107 |
82 |
12 |
13 |
371 |
Call it my 'Nicorette.' |
1.3551 |
0.05976 |
107 |
77 |
22 |
8 |
372 |
Just try a bite; if you put a pair of shorts on it, you can't tell the difference. |
1.3551 |
0.05827 |
107 |
76 |
24 |
7 |
373 |
It's fine, trust me, she's armless. |
1.3551 |
0.05976 |
107 |
77 |
22 |
8 |
374 |
But real people have such bad taste. |
1.3551 |
0.05976 |
107 |
77 |
22 |
8 |
375 |
This is my last week of training. |
1.3551 |
0.05976 |
107 |
77 |
22 |
8 |
376 |
It's artisanal. |
1.3551 |
0.06264 |
107 |
79 |
18 |
10 |
377 |
I know she's trash, but I love her just the same. |
1.3551 |
0.06122 |
107 |
78 |
20 |
9 |
378 |
One word: Plastics |
1.3545 |
0.06404 |
110 |
83 |
15 |
12 |
379 |
The ones with the soft centers are better. |
1.3545 |
0.05568 |
110 |
77 |
27 |
6 |
380 |
We're man-eaters, not manikin-eaters! |
1.3545 |
0.06001 |
110 |
80 |
21 |
9 |
381 |
I got you something from the diet menu. |
1.3545 |
0.05716 |
110 |
78 |
25 |
7 |
382 |
I was window shopping and couldn't resist. |
1.3519 |
0.05630 |
108 |
76 |
26 |
6 |
383 |
I'm practicing for spring break. |
1.3519 |
0.05929 |
108 |
78 |
22 |
8 |
384 |
How long have I been swimming around with this in my teeth? |
1.3519 |
0.06352 |
108 |
81 |
16 |
11 |
385 |
Just my luck; a fashion designers cruise. |
1.3491 |
0.05694 |
106 |
75 |
25 |
6 |
386 |
It's a state fair. Everything is served on a stick. |
1.3491 |
0.06001 |
106 |
77 |
21 |
8 |
387 |
Abercrombie and Fish |
1.3491 |
0.06149 |
106 |
78 |
19 |
9 |
388 |
It gives me all the pleasure of the meal without any of the calories. |
1.3491 |
0.05850 |
106 |
76 |
23 |
7 |
389 |
No, I didn't see the movie . . . |
1.3491 |
0.06435 |
106 |
80 |
15 |
11 |
390 |
It's like Nicorette, but for people. |
1.3491 |
0.06149 |
106 |
78 |
19 |
9 |
391 |
It's a jawbreaker. |
1.3491 |
0.06001 |
106 |
77 |
21 |
8 |
392 |
I liked it better in the store. |
1.3491 |
0.05694 |
106 |
75 |
25 |
6 |
393 |
It just looked so good in the store window. |
1.3491 |
0.05694 |
106 |
75 |
25 |
6 |
394 |
He was an easy catch...a real dummy! |
1.3491 |
0.06573 |
106 |
81 |
13 |
12 |
395 |
It's not fake. It's an alternative dinner. |
1.3491 |
0.05850 |
106 |
76 |
23 |
7 |
396 |
Amazon, of course. |
1.3491 |
0.06149 |
106 |
78 |
19 |
9 |
397 |
It's meatless Monday. |
1.3491 |
0.06435 |
106 |
80 |
15 |
11 |
398 |
"It curbs the cravings. |
1.3491 |
0.05694 |
106 |
75 |
25 |
6 |
399 |
No, these don't taste as good, but they do have a long shelf life. |
1.3491 |
0.05369 |
106 |
73 |
29 |
4 |
400 |
I hate going out for mannequin. An hour later, you're hungry. |
1.3491 |
0.06435 |
106 |
80 |
15 |
11 |
401 |
It tastes a lot like chicken wire. |
1.3491 |
0.05850 |
106 |
76 |
23 |
7 |
402 |
Shark Week auditions. |
1.3491 |
0.06149 |
106 |
78 |
19 |
9 |
403 |
I still have the urge, just not as often. |
1.3491 |
0.05850 |
106 |
76 |
23 |
7 |
404 |
The vegans were wrong. You do miss it. |
1.3491 |
0.05850 |
106 |
76 |
23 |
7 |
405 |
Project Runway meets Shark Tank. |
1.3491 |
0.06435 |
106 |
80 |
15 |
11 |
406 |
What? It's just some armless fun. |
1.3491 |
0.05694 |
106 |
75 |
25 |
6 |
407 |
I tried the patch but it didn't work for me. |
1.3491 |
0.06149 |
106 |
78 |
19 |
9 |
408 |
Billy said they all came from something called "the Inauguration." |
1.3458 |
0.06653 |
107 |
83 |
11 |
13 |
409 |
I don't think anyone at the potluck will know the difference. |
1.3429 |
0.06026 |
105 |
77 |
20 |
8 |
410 |
Tastes like Hilfiger. |
1.3429 |
0.05872 |
105 |
76 |
22 |
7 |
411 |
She looked good with the dress on. |
1.3429 |
0.06466 |
105 |
80 |
14 |
11 |
412 |
Don't look at me that way, I've always had a taste for fashion. |
1.3429 |
0.05872 |
105 |
76 |
22 |
7 |
413 |
I dunno - I just felt like a dummy today. |
1.3429 |
0.06026 |
105 |
77 |
20 |
8 |
414 |
My doctor prescribed it. I tried the patch, but I still had cravings. |
1.3429 |
0.06176 |
105 |
78 |
18 |
9 |
415 |
Dry run. |
1.3429 |
0.06026 |
105 |
77 |
20 |
8 |
416 |
Next on Bravo: Project Runway vs. Shark Tank |
1.3429 |
0.06466 |
105 |
80 |
14 |
11 |
417 |
Throw it back. |
1.3429 |
0.05714 |
105 |
75 |
24 |
6 |
418 |
Its the only thing that eases the craving. |
1.3429 |
0.05872 |
105 |
76 |
22 |
7 |
419 |
I'm on the Macy's diet. |
1.3429 |
0.06026 |
105 |
77 |
20 |
8 |
420 |
It's to correct an overbite. |
1.3429 |
0.06176 |
105 |
78 |
18 |
9 |
421 |
I hate Meatless Monday. |
1.3429 |
0.06026 |
105 |
77 |
20 |
8 |
422 |
This one didn't even put up a fight! |
1.3429 |
0.05552 |
105 |
74 |
26 |
5 |
423 |
Is it shark week or fashion week? |
1.3429 |
0.06323 |
105 |
79 |
16 |
10 |
424 |
I'm more of a leg man, myself... |
1.3429 |
0.06176 |
105 |
78 |
18 |
9 |
425 |
This one didn't scream either. I think I'm losing my touch. |
1.3429 |
0.05872 |
105 |
76 |
22 |
7 |
426 |
Who's your new chum? |
1.3429 |
0.06026 |
105 |
77 |
20 |
8 |
427 |
And, it doesn't have that fishy taste. |
1.3429 |
0.06176 |
105 |
78 |
18 |
9 |
428 |
I was getting mercury poisoning from all the seafood. |
1.3429 |
0.06323 |
105 |
79 |
16 |
10 |
429 |
Sorry I'm late, there was a feeding frenzy at the mall. |
1.3429 |
0.05872 |
105 |
76 |
22 |
7 |
430 |
A bit too high on woody overtones and not enough umami. |
1.3429 |
0.06026 |
105 |
77 |
20 |
8 |
431 |
You can hardly taste the difference. |
1.3396 |
0.06271 |
106 |
80 |
16 |
10 |
432 |
The doctor said to eat manaTEES, not manneQUINS! |
1.3396 |
0.05978 |
106 |
78 |
20 |
8 |
433 |
People used to have better taste. |
1.3396 |
0.06126 |
106 |
79 |
18 |
9 |
434 |
It's an alternative human. I don't recommend them. |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
435 |
Project Runway meets Shark Tank. |
1.3365 |
0.06352 |
104 |
79 |
15 |
10 |
436 |
The selection was pretty picked over. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
437 |
Have you read "Shark Attacks for Dummies"? |
1.3365 |
0.06497 |
104 |
80 |
13 |
11 |
438 |
It was half-off. |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
439 |
It's not only their news that's fake! |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
440 |
I already tried the patch. |
1.3365 |
0.06203 |
104 |
78 |
17 |
9 |
441 |
I don't really care for a "Human on a Stick". |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
442 |
I'm not sure if I miss the extremities or the shrieks more. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
443 |
Does it taste any better with dressing? |
1.3365 |
0.05569 |
104 |
74 |
25 |
5 |
444 |
I'm working on my technique before we hit the beaches. |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
445 |
It looked tastier on Amazon. |
1.3365 |
0.05399 |
104 |
73 |
27 |
4 |
446 |
Trophy wife |
1.3365 |
0.06203 |
104 |
78 |
17 |
9 |
447 |
It's guilt free if you don't include the dressing. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
448 |
There's never much meat on a model, is there? |
1.3365 |
0.06203 |
104 |
78 |
17 |
9 |
449 |
I prefer the term "alternative food". |
1.3365 |
0.06203 |
104 |
78 |
17 |
9 |
450 |
As you know in fashion, one day you're in... and the next day, you're lunch. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
451 |
And that son, is how you unsnap a bra |
1.3365 |
0.06352 |
104 |
79 |
15 |
10 |
452 |
It's supposed to get rid of the cravings... |
1.3365 |
0.06203 |
104 |
78 |
17 |
9 |
453 |
My doctor said I have to cut down on red meat. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
454 |
Fashion Week was great, but I don't think I'll be invited back. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
455 |
I asked for no dressing. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
456 |
The kids can practice with it. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
457 |
And then he said, "Who you calling dummy?" |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
458 |
you don't have a lot of options when you're vegan. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
459 |
But the dressing was pretty good. |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
460 |
I saw this in the store window and I couldn't resist it. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
461 |
Tryin' to quit |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
462 |
I can't stand the sight of blood. |
1.3365 |
0.06203 |
104 |
78 |
17 |
9 |
463 |
Best part is, zero carbs. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
464 |
It's boneless. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
465 |
Not as tasty, but a lot less messy. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
466 |
I thought they were supposed to taste like chicken. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
467 |
If it doesn't bleed,you should not feed. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
468 |
I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
469 |
Fashion victim. |
1.3365 |
0.06352 |
104 |
79 |
15 |
10 |
470 |
Oh, I see your dating a model |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
471 |
I don't think of it as a mannequin. I think of it as an alternative human being. |
1.3365 |
0.06203 |
104 |
78 |
17 |
9 |
472 |
I have quit; I just crave the sensation |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
473 |
Does this taste stale to you? |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
474 |
Thank you, I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it! |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
475 |
I should have guessed "cruise ship sinks" was fake news. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
476 |
Who's the dummy now? |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
477 |
It's certified range free, cruelty free, and all organic fed, so I just feel better about eating it. |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
478 |
I bet that cost an arm and a leg. |
1.3365 |
0.06352 |
104 |
79 |
15 |
10 |
479 |
The patch helps, but I still crave the oral satisfaction. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
480 |
What? Humans eat fake crab. |
1.3365 |
0.06203 |
104 |
78 |
17 |
9 |
481 |
It's for my son. He's teething. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
482 |
It's a buoy! |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
483 |
Don't worry. It only cost an arm and a leg. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
484 |
Something for the kids to practice on. |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
485 |
Actually, it doesn't taste like anything. |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
486 |
The humans have elected a narcissistic megalomaniac to be their leader and I just can't stomach them anymore. |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
487 |
The more fiber the better. I saw that article, too. |
1.3333 |
0.05456 |
102 |
72 |
26 |
4 |
488 |
It was a gag gift. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
489 |
Thing is, I was so certain I smelled blood in the water. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
490 |
Tastes better with a little dressing. |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
491 |
You should see the one that got away. |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
492 |
I'm guaranteed to lose 10 lbs in the first month. |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
493 |
Here, you can practice on this. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
494 |
It's part of my rehab program. |
1.3333 |
0.05456 |
102 |
72 |
26 |
4 |
495 |
One less dummy in the world. |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
496 |
Its a dummy, dummy. |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
497 |
I'm on a cleanse. |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
498 |
No, not very tasty, but it doesn't struggle much. |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
499 |
It looked real when I ordered it on-line |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
500 |
What? Do I have something in my teeth? |
1.3333 |
0.06436 |
102 |
78 |
14 |
10 |
501 |
Is something stuck in my teeth? |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
502 |
Fake People . |
1.3333 |
0.06585 |
102 |
79 |
12 |
11 |
503 |
It's not bad, but I really enjoy the legs and thighs. |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
504 |
Oh dear, I said manatee, not mannequin. |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
505 |
This one's really stale. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
506 |
I just need to wear it at night. |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
507 |
Funny, she doesn't taste like a size 6. |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
508 |
There's a whole pile of them in Washington! |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
509 |
No. I said bite that MAN again. Not bite that mannequin. |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
510 |
Last week you fell for that Nigeria internet scam. |
1.3333 |
0.06436 |
102 |
78 |
14 |
10 |
511 |
Next week we get to practice with the real thing! |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
512 |
Imitation meat. It's the future. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
513 |
Why that look, I need my fiber. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
514 |
Great taste, less filling. |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
515 |
Mannequin eater, doesn't have the same stigma. |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
516 |
Chill. It was half-off. |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
517 |
Do you think humans will ever be safe to eat again? |
1.3333 |
0.06436 |
102 |
78 |
14 |
10 |
518 |
I think I need glasses! |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
519 |
I found your pacifier right where you left it. Now, go to bed. |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
520 |
Sure, it's low fat and high fiber, but I miss the flailing. |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
521 |
...Undeniably,another bait and switch." |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
522 |
Fashion is so tasteless these days. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
523 |
They're tougher than I remember. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
524 |
My dentist told me to wear it. Keeps me from grinding my teeth. |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
525 |
It pairs beautifully with a 1968 California licence plate. |
1.3333 |
0.06436 |
102 |
78 |
14 |
10 |
526 |
it's like Shark Week meets Fashion Week. |
1.3301 |
0.06075 |
103 |
77 |
18 |
8 |
527 |
My doctor told me I need more fiber. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
528 |
They just don't bleed like they used to. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
529 |
My therapist thought I should have a transitional object |
1.3267 |
0.05286 |
101 |
71 |
27 |
3 |
530 |
It's even worse than tofurkey. |
1.3267 |
0.06465 |
101 |
78 |
13 |
10 |
531 |
I am on the South Beach Diet, I only eat what I find floating off South Beach. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
532 |
Do I ha sunting in ny teese? |
1.3267 |
0.06617 |
101 |
79 |
11 |
11 |
533 |
Needs lots of dressing |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
534 |
Sure they don't taste as good but they're a helluva lot easier to catch. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
535 |
My doctor says they can help you quit the habit |
1.3267 |
0.06151 |
101 |
76 |
17 |
8 |
536 |
I see you're still a vegan. |
1.3267 |
0.06465 |
101 |
78 |
13 |
10 |
537 |
So far I've lost 42 pounds. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
538 |
Who's the dummy? |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
539 |
It helps with the between-meal cravings... |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
540 |
Don't laugh--I understand his brain matter equals that of the new U.S. president. |
1.3267 |
0.06465 |
101 |
78 |
13 |
10 |
541 |
I'm only eating cruelty-free. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
542 |
Tastes a little artificial... |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
543 |
The crossover between Project Runway and Shark Week did not go well. |
1.3267 |
0.06617 |
101 |
79 |
11 |
11 |
544 |
I'm impressed with the long shelf life. Less so with the taste. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
545 |
I am blood intolerant. |
1.3267 |
0.06151 |
101 |
76 |
17 |
8 |
546 |
I'm trying out Meatless Mondays. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
547 |
I told you, boneless, skinless has no flavor! |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
548 |
I'm teething . . . it helps. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
549 |
This one is a bit al dente. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
550 |
Sometimes they look better than they taste. |
1.3267 |
0.06151 |
101 |
76 |
17 |
8 |
551 |
High fiber. Zero calories. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
552 |
What did I tell you about JUNK FOOD?! |
1.3267 |
0.06151 |
101 |
76 |
17 |
8 |
553 |
It was the only vegetarian option. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
554 |
She's my trophy wife. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
555 |
These gluten-free ones taste like shit. |
1.3267 |
0.06310 |
101 |
77 |
15 |
9 |
556 |
I'm on the anthropomorphic diet. |
1.3267 |
0.06151 |
101 |
76 |
17 |
8 |
557 |
It would taste better with some dressing. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
558 |
Don't fill up on junk--there's a bunch of tourists over there. |
1.3267 |
0.06151 |
101 |
76 |
17 |
8 |
559 |
I prefer "alternate human." |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
560 |
It's for my book: "Fishing for Dummies." |
1.3267 |
0.06617 |
101 |
79 |
11 |
11 |
561 |
Macy’s is having an all you can eat sale. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
562 |
I think I need some fiber in my diet. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
563 |
How about over the fireplace? |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
564 |
The real ones are overfed and kept in confined spaces. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
565 |
Look at me, I'm a hammerhead! |
1.3267 |
0.06465 |
101 |
78 |
13 |
10 |
566 |
It's to help control the cravings. |
1.3235 |
0.05772 |
102 |
75 |
21 |
6 |
567 |
When "Shark Week" meets "Fashion Week" |
1.3235 |
0.06099 |
102 |
77 |
17 |
8 |
568 |
I think you misunderstood the mannequin challenge. |
1.3200 |
0.06337 |
100 |
77 |
14 |
9 |
569 |
This one tastes stale. |
1.3200 |
0.06010 |
100 |
75 |
18 |
7 |
570 |
I saved you the torso dear. |
1.3200 |
0.06176 |
100 |
76 |
16 |
8 |
571 |
You were just fine with imitation crab |
1.3200 |
0.06176 |
100 |
76 |
16 |
8 |
572 |
I needed a stiff one today. |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
573 |
They don't taste as good, but they don't punch you in the nose. |
1.3200 |
0.05483 |
100 |
72 |
24 |
4 |
574 |
It looked better on the shore. |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
575 |
It's "Swimming with Sharks for Dummies". |
1.3200 |
0.06010 |
100 |
75 |
18 |
7 |
576 |
Not much challenge; it was unarmed |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
577 |
No, thanks, I'm trying to cut down on processed food. |
1.3200 |
0.06010 |
100 |
75 |
18 |
7 |
578 |
Retail is dead. |
1.3200 |
0.06495 |
100 |
78 |
12 |
10 |
579 |
Have you seen the ingredients list for the real ones? |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
580 |
I don't want it now. You already ate off all of the chewy appendages. |
1.3200 |
0.06176 |
100 |
76 |
16 |
8 |
581 |
You wanted gluten-free, I got you gluten-free. |
1.3200 |
0.05664 |
100 |
73 |
22 |
5 |
582 |
You need to stop eating junk food. |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
583 |
I don't care what anyone says, it doesn't taste "just like people". |
1.3200 |
0.06337 |
100 |
77 |
14 |
9 |
584 |
It's tough being a vegetarian. |
1.3200 |
0.06010 |
100 |
75 |
18 |
7 |
585 |
It was a red herring. |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
586 |
Turns out they DO have a vegan option. |
1.3200 |
0.05664 |
100 |
73 |
22 |
5 |
587 |
I've recently become flesh-intolerant. |
1.3200 |
0.06176 |
100 |
76 |
16 |
8 |
588 |
I prefer them softer, thrashing around...and with legs. |
1.3200 |
0.06337 |
100 |
77 |
14 |
9 |
589 |
One more practice run and you’ll be ready. |
1.3200 |
0.05664 |
100 |
73 |
22 |
5 |
590 |
They were out of the fresh. |
1.3200 |
0.06010 |
100 |
75 |
18 |
7 |
591 |
...so the hardest part, was getting a cab from Macy's back to the Bay. |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
592 |
It's nothing to get into a frenzy about. |
1.3200 |
0.06176 |
100 |
76 |
16 |
8 |
593 |
Who's the dummy now? |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
594 |
It's got all of the flavor, with none of the guilt! |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
595 |
It's just some chum of mine. |
1.3168 |
0.05617 |
101 |
74 |
22 |
5 |
596 |
It's supposed to help fix my overbite. |
1.3168 |
0.05790 |
101 |
75 |
20 |
6 |
597 |
It's your typical fast food. Easy to grab, tastes like plastic. |
1.3168 |
0.05959 |
101 |
76 |
18 |
7 |
598 |
I just chew this between cravings. |
1.3168 |
0.05790 |
101 |
75 |
20 |
6 |
599 |
There's more just like this one in the new Cabinet. |
1.3168 |
0.05790 |
101 |
75 |
20 |
6 |
600 |
Cutting back on red meat again? |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
601 |
Chew toys aren't just for dogs anymore. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
602 |
Arms and legs are sold separately. |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
603 |
It's how I get through meatless Mondays. |
1.3163 |
0.05349 |
98 |
70 |
25 |
3 |
604 |
Trust me dearie - one day all this practice will pay off ; when they've had one-too-many beers up there, and one of them falls off the boat... |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
605 |
I hate it when they're stale. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
606 |
Turns out it was an Old Navy ship. |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
607 |
I'm taking it home for the baby to play with. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
608 |
I like the soft ones with the filling much better. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
609 |
Taste like chicken to me. |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
610 |
Macy's really did go under |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
611 |
It's for Junior. He's teething. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
612 |
You can't even tell it's not real meat. |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
613 |
Meatless Mondays. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
614 |
Here. You can use this for practice. |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
615 |
I think this would taste better with some dressing. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
616 |
Do you even know how many calories are in a real human? |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
617 |
It lacks that je ne sais qua. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
618 |
Sure, there's really no substitute for the real thing, but these are gluten-free! |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
619 |
It needs a little something. |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
620 |
I couldn't just go cold turkey. |
1.3163 |
0.05349 |
98 |
70 |
25 |
3 |
621 |
You had one job! |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
622 |
For me, it's really just about the oral fixation. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
623 |
I feel like such a dummy |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
624 |
Check it out. Sharks "R" Us is selling these chew toys for 50% off. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
625 |
I thought your profile said you were a man eater, not a mannequin eater. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
626 |
Doc said I needed more fiber. |
1.3163 |
0.05349 |
98 |
70 |
25 |
3 |
627 |
It's for my terrarium. |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
628 |
It's more fun when they put up a fight. |
1.3163 |
0.06421 |
98 |
76 |
13 |
9 |
629 |
That's enough practice, Bruce. I think you're ready for the real thing. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
630 |
Just one more run through before the real thing, okay? |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
631 |
Next time, I get to eat the tailor. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
632 |
These are less messy and, unlike the real ones, they help fight tooth decay. |
1.3163 |
0.05728 |
98 |
72 |
21 |
5 |
633 |
It was funny the first time, now it's just creepy. |
1.3163 |
0.06421 |
98 |
76 |
13 |
9 |
634 |
Just practicing. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
635 |
I've decided to avoid eating anything with a face. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
636 |
I thought you said they taste like chicken. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
637 |
How can you eat that?... Its full of artificial ingredients. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
638 |
All that artificial stuff's gonna kill you one day. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
639 |
I'm doing Meatless Mondays. |
1.3163 |
0.05728 |
98 |
72 |
21 |
5 |
640 |
Don't knock it. I've lost thirty pounds already on the Dummy Diet |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
641 |
Doctor has me on a high fiber diet. |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
642 |
You're way too deep into this vegan thing. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
643 |
I already lost 5 pounds. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
644 |
It's a goddamn placebo. |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
645 |
I'm an impulse chopper. |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
646 |
You say trash, I call it alternative prey. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
647 |
Has Macy's gone under? |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
648 |
It's a lifetime achievement award. I should've gotten it for Jaws, but whatever. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
649 |
She's all yours, Sam. I'm much more of a leg man. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
650 |
Are you crazy? They WORSHIP dummies up there! |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
651 |
You really have to stop eating that garbage! |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
652 |
I thought you said they were soft and wiggly. |
1.3131 |
0.06524 |
99 |
78 |
11 |
10 |
653 |
I said Manatee, not Mannequin. |
1.3131 |
0.06031 |
99 |
75 |
17 |
7 |
654 |
It tastes OK, but I think it could be dressed up a little. |
1.3131 |
0.05858 |
99 |
74 |
19 |
6 |
655 |
I thought they were supposed to taste like chicken. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
656 |
It's faux. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
657 |
I thought you gave up store-bought food. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
658 |
Have you no scruples? He's unarmed! |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
659 |
Organic is harder to catch. |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
660 |
Like chicken my ass. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
661 |
It was half-off. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
662 |
Are you kidding me, I said I had a craving for a-man-again. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
663 |
I'm trying to cut out red meat. |
1.3093 |
0.05554 |
97 |
71 |
22 |
4 |
664 |
Okay, honey. Get the kids. I've got the practice dummy. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
665 |
This was the only vegan option. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
666 |
I said I wanted to try MAN AGAIN, not mannequin. You seriously need to get your hearing checked. |
1.3093 |
0.06448 |
97 |
76 |
12 |
9 |
667 |
I said 'Manatee' you dummy. |
1.3093 |
0.06448 |
97 |
76 |
12 |
9 |
668 |
We're being fed FAKE FOOD! |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
669 |
"oh, you're still doing meatless mondays? |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
670 |
What's become of the human race? |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
671 |
I think she's petrified. |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
672 |
They're starting to taste just like the junk they throw in the water. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
673 |
It's better than I thought, but I can still tell the difference. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
674 |
It's my chew toy. |
1.3093 |
0.05357 |
97 |
70 |
24 |
3 |
675 |
No thanks, I'm trying to avoid processed foods. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
676 |
I read about it in Shark Hunting for Dummies |
1.3093 |
0.06613 |
97 |
77 |
10 |
10 |
677 |
Not great, but it's gluten-free. |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
678 |
Oh, that's just window dressing. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
679 |
Fashion Week? ... So when is Shark Week? |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
680 |
I was ripped off. The auctioneer said it would be a man and kin. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
681 |
I figure it'll be easier to catch them if I use some bait. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
682 |
When Macy's went under water, this popped out |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
683 |
I can't resist Versace. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
684 |
It's supposed to stop me from grinding my teeth. |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
685 |
I don't think this is free-range. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
686 |
Good technique, son. I think you're ready for the real thing. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
687 |
You can find all sorts of fun stuff on the Amazon. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
688 |
Here, you can practice on this. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
689 |
I really thought you learned your lesson with tofurkey. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
690 |
This one's quite the stoic. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
691 |
I'm so embarrassed. Imagine me going for the decoy. |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
692 |
No I said, "a man named KEN" |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
693 |
You wouldn't believe how many calories are in a real human. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
694 |
I think of it like vaping. |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
695 |
People just don't taste like they used to. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
696 |
They're not all the same. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
697 |
Tell me, do I have something stuck between my teeth? |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
698 |
My doctor said to get more fiber. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
699 |
Not much meat on this one. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
700 |
I guess the dummy is me. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
701 |
Yeah, it tastes like sawdust, but I've lost two pounds since Jan 1. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
702 |
People are so fake these days. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
703 |
I know, I know, but I got a good deal. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
704 |
Frankly, it doesn't taste as good as it looked in the Fifth Avenue window. |
1.3093 |
0.05357 |
97 |
70 |
24 |
3 |
705 |
I feel like a dummy ! |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
706 |
Humans disgust me. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
707 |
Don't talk with your mouth full. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
708 |
All I heard was "mannequin overboard". |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
709 |
Okay,where's Spielberg? |
1.3093 |
0.06448 |
97 |
76 |
12 |
9 |
710 |
I'm trying to eat more fiber |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
711 |
It's an alternative human. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
712 |
I suspect it's just a placebo. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
713 |
It's a moral decision: I won't eat anything with a face. |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
714 |
Bad form, Bob |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
715 |
It's just to gauge portion size. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
716 |
Please, don't start about empty calories. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
717 |
It's a mannequin, dummy! |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
718 |
You really need to get your eyes checked. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
719 |
Somewhat like a rice cake... |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
720 |
You got it without the dressing? |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
721 |
Sea level reached women's lingerie. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
722 |
You're right. The organic ones taste better. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
723 |
Sometimes, ya just feel like a dummy. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
724 |
I'm giving bifocals some serious thought |
1.3093 |
0.05554 |
97 |
71 |
22 |
4 |
725 |
I hear that the human body contains toxins. |
1.3093 |
0.05554 |
97 |
71 |
22 |
4 |
726 |
The shipwreck was fake news too. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
727 |
3D printing has a ways to go. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
728 |
It helps with the cravings |
1.3093 |
0.05554 |
97 |
71 |
22 |
4 |
729 |
Who's the dummy? |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
730 |
I said get me a manatee for dinner ... manatee. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
731 |
I just don't agree with the conditions the real ones are raised in. |
1.3093 |
0.06448 |
97 |
76 |
12 |
9 |
732 |
My nutritionist recommends I skip the dressing. |
1.3093 |
0.06448 |
97 |
76 |
12 |
9 |
733 |
Tastes kind of like chicken! |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
734 |
I've always preferred form over content. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
735 |
It helps with the cravings |
1.3093 |
0.06448 |
97 |
76 |
12 |
9 |
736 |
I'm cutting back on real meat. |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
737 |
It really does work! I'm down to two humans a week. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
738 |
This one's stale. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
739 |
I hate April 1st. |
1.3093 |
0.05554 |
97 |
71 |
22 |
4 |
740 |
It may just be the placebo effect, but I think it has helped cut back on my cravings. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
741 |
Tastes like Burberry. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
742 |
What? It's meatless Monday |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
743 |
Just practicing for the summer. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
744 |
I'm on a cleanse. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
745 |
Meatless Mondays. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
746 |
I don’t understand. During the campaign, he promised us scuba divers. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
747 |
I tell the little sharks that this is a real person for supper. It's what I call an alternative fact. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
748 |
It came on the first wave of layoffs at Macy's |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
749 |
So if you want to hear the screaming, do it like this. Otherwise, go straight for the head. |
1.3093 |
0.06448 |
97 |
76 |
12 |
9 |
750 |
Less fat, more fiber. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
751 |
I always get Fashion Week confused with Shark Week. |
1.3093 |
0.05554 |
97 |
71 |
22 |
4 |
752 |
Not much of a challenge, really. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
753 |
I long for the days when food still had flavor. |
1.3093 |
0.05928 |
97 |
73 |
18 |
6 |
754 |
I'm pitching it to ABC: "Shark Tank" meets "Project Runway," with actual sharks. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
755 |
It's cruelty-free. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
756 |
Sean Spicer said it's a real human, but it tastes 'alternative.' |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
757 |
Remember to squeeze it tight -- the real ones are squirmy |
1.3093 |
0.06448 |
97 |
76 |
12 |
9 |
758 |
I'm trying to get more fiber in my diet. |
1.3093 |
0.05744 |
97 |
72 |
20 |
5 |
759 |
Ha! I told you they're all dummies. |
1.3093 |
0.06280 |
97 |
75 |
14 |
8 |
760 |
I can sense fashion at one part per million. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
761 |
Show me on the doll where you bit him. |
1.3061 |
0.06052 |
98 |
75 |
16 |
7 |
762 |
Tastes great without dressing. |
1.3061 |
0.05876 |
98 |
74 |
18 |
6 |
763 |
Do you remember where I left my contacts? |
1.3061 |
0.06711 |
98 |
79 |
8 |
11 |
764 |
This? I'm trying to cut back on carbs |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
765 |
My doctor put me on a high fiber diet. |
1.3021 |
0.05565 |
96 |
71 |
21 |
4 |
766 |
You said to hold the dressing, right? |
1.3021 |
0.06475 |
96 |
76 |
11 |
9 |
767 |
I thought you were giving up processed food. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
768 |
Tofu for sharks. |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
769 |
Alternative humans are so in right now. |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
770 |
It was dressed to kill -- so I did. |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
771 |
Organic is just too expensive. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
772 |
This time you've bitten off more than you can chew. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
773 |
. . . and it was half off. |
1.3021 |
0.05155 |
96 |
69 |
25 |
2 |
774 |
Maybe you can make some soup with it. |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
775 |
Hmm...Looks like a phishing scam, |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
776 |
It's a little dry. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
777 |
You said you wanted to eat a man again. |
1.3021 |
0.06304 |
96 |
75 |
13 |
8 |
778 |
I wanted a manatee, not a mannequin |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
779 |
It may look silly, but it gets me in the 'shark pool' lane. |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
780 |
Naw, not the President ... just an ordinary dummy. |
1.3021 |
0.06475 |
96 |
76 |
11 |
9 |
781 |
This one must have been factory-farmed. They used to taste better. |
1.3021 |
0.05565 |
96 |
71 |
21 |
4 |
782 |
The doctor said I should eat more fiberglass. |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
783 |
I tried to eat a man today, but it was a bust. |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
784 |
I'm practicing giving up humans for Lent. |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
785 |
It was Fashion Week |
1.3021 |
0.06304 |
96 |
75 |
13 |
8 |
786 |
You silly dummy |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
787 |
And you thought the election was hard to swallow. |
1.3021 |
0.06475 |
96 |
76 |
11 |
9 |
788 |
I found it in the Processed Foods section. |
1.3021 |
0.05364 |
96 |
70 |
23 |
3 |
789 |
I know it's processed but I like junk food. |
1.3021 |
0.05565 |
96 |
71 |
21 |
4 |
790 |
It tastes better than the gluten free swimmers. |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
791 |
I hear "fake" is the new "real" |
1.3021 |
0.06304 |
96 |
75 |
13 |
8 |
792 |
Seriously? The mannequin challenge? That is so 2016 |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
793 |
I don't mind processed foods. |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
794 |
What a dummy! |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
795 |
Damn, this one had no fight. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
796 |
They're not as chewey as they used to be. |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
797 |
I do worry about preservatives. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
798 |
You have to stop window shopping! |
1.3021 |
0.06304 |
96 |
75 |
13 |
8 |
799 |
These winter varietals just don't taste as good as the summer crop. |
1.3021 |
0.05565 |
96 |
71 |
21 |
4 |
800 |
Gary, I think you misunderstood the mannequin challenge. |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
801 |
Just keeping in shape until surf's up. |
1.3021 |
0.05565 |
96 |
71 |
21 |
4 |
802 |
Tastes about as bad as a real one with none of the ecological or moral downsides. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
803 |
I was thinking over the fireplace |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
804 |
Fresh is better. |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
805 |
Funny....this one doesn't taste like chicken . |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
806 |
Organic costs a fortune. |
1.3021 |
0.06304 |
96 |
75 |
13 |
8 |
807 |
Fashion week sucks. |
1.3021 |
0.06304 |
96 |
75 |
13 |
8 |
808 |
Not bad, now try for a surfer. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
809 |
What, it was half-off. |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
810 |
Doc says I gotta cut down on human consumption. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
811 |
Where's the beef? |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
812 |
Gave up meat for Lent. |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
813 |
Hey don't laugh, it came with the artist |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
814 |
I asked for the dressing on the side. |
1.3021 |
0.06127 |
96 |
74 |
15 |
7 |
815 |
Perhaps a bit too 'al dente'? |
1.3021 |
0.05565 |
96 |
71 |
21 |
4 |
816 |
Low fat, high fiber. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
817 |
We disagreed about the right to bear arms. |
1.3021 |
0.05758 |
96 |
72 |
19 |
5 |
818 |
"Delicious, tastes a little like chicken"! |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
819 |
My cholesterol level is out of control. |
1.3011 |
0.06627 |
93 |
74 |
10 |
9 |
820 |
Since it's off-season, this is all I could find. |
1.3011 |
0.06448 |
93 |
73 |
12 |
8 |
821 |
Oh Harry, you're so gullible! |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
822 |
Not only are humans a bunch of dummies, they're hard to chew. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
823 |
That's right, MACY'S is going under. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
824 |
No, no, we're man-eaters, not mannequin-eaters. |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
825 |
I think you bit off a little more than you can chew this time. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
826 |
Manatee! I said bring me a manatee! |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
827 |
Next week I'm eliminating gluten. |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
828 |
You watch one documentary and suddenly you're a vegetarian? |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
829 |
Give me your honest opinion. On a scale of 1 to 10, how scary does this make me look? |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
830 |
It's light and chewy, but lacks the anxiety and full-bodied flavor of humans I've learned to savor. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
831 |
Honestly, with the right marinade, you can hardly tell the difference. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
832 |
I just came from my attack response class. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
833 |
You should have seen the one that got away! |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
834 |
It was this, or the lap-band surgery. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
835 |
Another life was saved today since I went vegan. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
836 |
I'm telling you, going vegetarian makes everything taste like cardboard. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
837 |
What the heck, it's gluten-free |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
838 |
But you said having the right form is everything. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
839 |
It looked a lot better in the shop |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
840 |
'Good job,we'll keep practicing until your ready." |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
841 |
When do we get to try a real one? |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
842 |
No, I asked for a man and kin. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
843 |
Seriously, calling yourself a "man-eater" is just a lie, not an alternative fact. |
1.2947 |
0.06502 |
95 |
76 |
10 |
9 |
844 |
So far I've lost 42 pounds. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
845 |
Let's combine Shark Week with Fashion Week. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
846 |
These have just the crunchy parts, none of the saturated fat. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
847 |
It's kind of like vaping. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
848 |
It's a dummy, you dummy. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
849 |
Shark attack for dummies |
1.2947 |
0.06672 |
95 |
77 |
8 |
10 |
850 |
I'm trying to add more fiber to my diet. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
851 |
I kept swimming forward and suddenly found myself in the Garment District. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
852 |
It it already Meatless Monday again? |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
853 |
More fiber, no bones. What's not to like? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
854 |
Better hurry, another mall just went under. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
855 |
That's not what I meant when I said let's do the mannequin challenge |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
856 |
This guy has no taste at all. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
857 |
I thought it looked good in the store... |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
858 |
It's a little dry. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
859 |
Yes, I'm a manikin eater. |
1.2947 |
0.06672 |
95 |
77 |
8 |
10 |
860 |
They don't put up much of a fight. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
861 |
I miss red meat. |
1.2947 |
0.06502 |
95 |
76 |
10 |
9 |
862 |
It's like vaping - for man-eaters. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
863 |
I thrash near the beach, you video the humans, and I post to social media. Got it? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
864 |
Try this on for size. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
865 |
I know what you're thinking...,' that's not organic'. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
866 |
Bland, but better than tofu. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
867 |
It's to help get over my fear of people. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
868 |
I don't think they believed in the right to bare arms. |
1.2947 |
0.06672 |
95 |
77 |
8 |
10 |
869 |
My doctor said to eat less meat and eat more fiber. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
870 |
No, no, no! I told you to bring me a man again! |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
871 |
I stopped eating meat. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
872 |
They keep making these with fewer and fewer natural ingredients. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
873 |
I told you not to miss your eye doctor's appointment |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
874 |
Processed food has no taste. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
875 |
I said bring me his 'next-of-kin' not 'a mannequin', you idiot. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
876 |
You know that's full of artificial ingredients, right? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
877 |
Doc said I needed more fiber. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
878 |
It tastes like cardboard, but it's only 100 calories. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
879 |
Yep, it's the old bait-and-stitch. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
880 |
Shark Week rehearsals. And you? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
881 |
This one put up no resistance whatsoever! |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
882 |
Well, if humans can eat fake "Crab Sticks"... |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
883 |
Mm, it needs dressing. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
884 |
I'm on a tailor-made diet. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
885 |
News isn't the only fake thing out there these days. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
886 |
To save money, networks combine Shark and Fashion Weeks. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
887 |
I feel a bit of a dummy |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
888 |
I said Manatee, not Mannequin. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
889 |
It's my Binky. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
890 |
Empty calories |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
891 |
They're high in fiber. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
892 |
I told you to stop eating that processed food |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
893 |
i'm trying to go vegan. i keep telling myself it tastes like the real thing. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
894 |
It is not what you think. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
895 |
Want some? I don't think I can finish it. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
896 |
They were liquidating. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
897 |
Have you noticed it's not as fun when they don't resist? |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
898 |
I'm going vegan so now I'm a mannequin-eating shark. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
899 |
It was Armani. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
900 |
#fakechews |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
901 |
I'm sorry, the vegan option was all they had left. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
902 |
I thought it was just one of the faceless masses. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
903 |
I'm getting silky Parisian couture with hints of Savile Row. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
904 |
I don't remember them being this chewy. |
1.2947 |
0.04935 |
95 |
68 |
26 |
1 |
905 |
Junk food again! |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
906 |
This tastes artificial. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
907 |
Macy's is now underwater |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
908 |
Alternative human! |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
909 |
''...however, the dressing was excellent.'' |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
910 |
Humans... What a bunch of dummies. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
911 |
"Yet why do I still feel so guilty? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
912 |
I got this at the trunk sale for half off! And saved an arm and a leg! |
1.2947 |
0.06502 |
95 |
76 |
10 |
9 |
913 |
I'll talk to the guys, but I don't think we can count this one. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
914 |
I'm trying to eat more fiber |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
915 |
The texture's all wrong. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
916 |
It was the only vegetarian option available. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
917 |
This one has no meat on her bones |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
918 |
It's the Oscar ... for my role in Finding Nemo. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
919 |
It's politically correct, but I miss the feeding frenzies. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
920 |
It looks delicious, but I bet you'll be hungry an hour later. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
921 |
I'm not going eat it. It's catch and release. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
922 |
But it's high in Fiber |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
923 |
Practicing? |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
924 |
You said it would taste just like people. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
925 |
Al dente, yes - but lacking that umami taste we all enjoy. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
926 |
Sean Spicer says this is an accurate representation of a person and that's all there is to say about it. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
927 |
I said man o war not man o kin |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
928 |
It's supposed to be fewer calories, but tastes like cardboard. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
929 |
I had the mannequin last night...overrated. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
930 |
It tastes terrible, but there's a lot more fiber. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
931 |
This needs more dressing. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
932 |
My doctor told me to eat more fiber. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
933 |
Say, do you have any grey poupon? |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
934 |
Yeh, it's a decent size, but it's just not as much fun when they don't put up a good fight. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
935 |
I use the arms to make soup. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
936 |
Fifth Avenue is flooded. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
937 |
My doctor says it should stop the cravings. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
938 |
If you don't practice how are you going to be ready at game time? |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
939 |
It's helping me quit. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
940 |
They taste better when they're alive. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
941 |
I could swear they shouted man overboard. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
942 |
You're such a dummy, the arms and legs are the best part. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
943 |
Needs sauce. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
944 |
The wife said I need more fiber. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
945 |
This vegan stuff tastes like cardboard |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
946 |
The fighting ones are more flavorful. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
947 |
So my third wish was to meet a model. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
948 |
It's my Thrash test dummy. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
949 |
Look at the teething ring I got the baby! |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
950 |
You say mannequin, I say alternative person! |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
951 |
It's too al dente |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
952 |
I gotta say, it's not much of a challenge. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
953 |
Using a decoy makes all the difference. |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
954 |
I couldn't find a lawyer or a politician. |
1.2903 |
0.06590 |
93 |
75 |
9 |
9 |
955 |
I thought you said it tasted like chicken? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
956 |
It's a teething ring. Think she'll like it? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
957 |
It's part of my addiction recovery program. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
958 |
It checks all the boxes—low-cal, high-fiber, gluten-free! |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
959 |
Definitely not as tender as the last one. |
1.2903 |
0.05203 |
93 |
68 |
23 |
2 |
960 |
I swear, I typed "man" on Prime...! Freakin' autocorrect... |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
961 |
You call it a mannequin; I call it an "alternate human." |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
962 |
I hear ya, but it looked so much tastier in the display window. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
963 |
I already tried the patch. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
964 |
It's for Junior. He's teething. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
965 |
Once you taste mannequin, there's no going back. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
966 |
Tastes like tuna. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
967 |
OK I think you are ready for a real human |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
968 |
I prefer the legs. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
969 |
We get it, Bill. You're vegan. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
970 |
Didn't I tell you? I'm vegan. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
971 |
Don't give me that look. He's my chum. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
972 |
I bought it from Amazon . "Fishing for Dummies" |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
973 |
She didn't even try to get away. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
974 |
Coach has had me doing drills ever since I missed that gimme at the tide pools. |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
975 |
Because my doctor told me I need more fiber in my diet. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
976 |
It came pre-limbed. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
977 |
It's not fake, it's alternative. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
978 |
No, the real ones have arms and legs. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
979 |
But my total cholesterol is down 50 points. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
980 |
Please don't tell me you just jumped the mannequin. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
981 |
Try this and tell me if you think it tastes funny. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
982 |
You have to be a dummy to swim in shark-infested waters! |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
983 |
Tastes like chicken. Of the sea. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
984 |
I’ve become a vegan. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
985 |
On this new plan, I can eat anything I want and still lose weigh! |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
986 |
It's not Robert Shaw, but it's not bad. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
987 |
You know what they're feeding you is fake, right? |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
988 |
The one that struggled was a lot tastier. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
989 |
Junk food again! |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
990 |
The vegan substitutes are never as good as the real thing. |
1.2903 |
0.05203 |
93 |
68 |
23 |
2 |
991 |
Fifteen more of these babies and I'll have my own presidential cabinet. |
1.2903 |
0.06590 |
93 |
75 |
9 |
9 |
992 |
When "Shark Week" meets "Fashion Week" |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
993 |
New variety or not, you promised to catch and release. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
994 |
Lots of fiber, fewer calories, but not much for taste. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
995 |
Two weeks of this and I'll have kicked the cravings. |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
996 |
I'm just teething ... got a new row in last week. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
997 |
These vegan alternatives just don't taste the same. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
998 |
I didn't insult you...I said, 'I brought you this dummy. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
999 |
Is it about healthier eating, or is it a morality thing? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1000 |
Dummy. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
1001 |
"Yeah, I'm a mannequin-eating shark. Gotta problem with that? |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
1002 |
How's the vegan diet going Carl? |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
1003 |
Do I have something in my teeth? |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
1004 |
I know, I'm just chewing on this until I break the habit. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
1005 |
It's my new high-fiber diet. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
1006 |
Working on your form? |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
1007 |
I'm on a cleanse, Sharon. |
1.2872 |
0.06350 |
94 |
75 |
11 |
8 |
1008 |
You dumped me to be with that dummy |
1.2826 |
0.04967 |
92 |
67 |
24 |
1 |
1009 |
I don't think that's how the mannequin challenge works... |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1010 |
I said man eating not mannequin eating. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1011 |
Think of it as "alternative human." |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1012 |
I'm really glad you're having your eyes checked next week. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1013 |
Fake food??? |
1.2826 |
0.06617 |
92 |
75 |
8 |
9 |
1014 |
Not as tasty, but higher fiber. |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
1015 |
Son, let's review one more time - two arms, two legs, no pedestal. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1016 |
True, not free range, but no guilt... |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1017 |
I like the strong, silent type. |
1.2826 |
0.06617 |
92 |
75 |
8 |
9 |
1018 |
It's fashion week again? |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1019 |
He never saw me coming. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1020 |
I'm tired of being a mindless killing machine. I just want to make pinafores. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1021 |
I'm doing the mannequin challenge. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1022 |
The humans are now using decoys. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1023 |
not as tasty, but it's low fat |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1024 |
Why yes, I do prefer form over fashion. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1025 |
It's fewer calories than the real thing. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1026 |
It helps reduce plaque |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1027 |
I think I bit off more than I can chew. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1028 |
It's tiding me over until beach season. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1029 |
Once you've been vegan for a while, you don't even miss the real thing. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1030 |
It taste like man, except it has half the calories. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1031 |
They gave me this for "Best Supporting Actor" in Jaws |
1.2826 |
0.06434 |
92 |
74 |
10 |
8 |
1032 |
I quit smoking. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1033 |
I'll chase anything in a skirt. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1034 |
I've gone vegan. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1035 |
I get sick at the sight of blood. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1036 |
Another victim of fashion. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1037 |
My doctor said I need to cut back on red meat. |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
1038 |
this is an alternative human |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1039 |
Oh. You're a MAN-nequin eating shark! |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1040 |
More empty calories |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1041 |
So, look who's got himself a new trophy wife. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1042 |
I blame Spielberg. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1043 |
I've been going for more fiber lately. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1044 |
I developed a taste for them after that little boutique went under. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1045 |
I thought over the mantel would be nice. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1046 |
A stone is not the only thing you can't get blood from. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1047 |
Somedays it's just not worth the effort. |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
1048 |
Never gave a thought to roses and a card, did you? |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
1049 |
Still beats imitation crab... |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
1050 |
Don't laugh. I've lost a lot of weight with this. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1051 |
Rehearsing for the JAWS remake. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1052 |
You see baby, there is nothing to be scared about. The people in movies are just fake. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1053 |
I told you to bring home something akin to a man - not a mannequin. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1054 |
My doctor says I need more fiber. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1055 |
Alternative human! |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
1056 |
No, I said go bite that man again. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1057 |
I thought it would look great in the foyer |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1058 |
It's the other white meat. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1059 |
I'm not one of those fish who can just quit cold turkey... |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1060 |
"Dummy?" Don't "dummy" me! |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1061 |
This has fewer calories, but the taste just isn't the same. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1062 |
A fitting meal. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1063 |
Maybe a little dressing would help. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
1064 |
I have to say, the cravings are still there. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1065 |
You really need to get your eyes checked. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1066 |
Appetite suppressant. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
1067 |
It's empty calories, I know, but I can't resist. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1068 |
Yeah, I am trying to quit, but this doesn't really satisfy the cravings. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
1069 |
This isn't helping with my cravings anymore - I think I need to try the patch. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1070 |
What? Is there something in my teeth? |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
1071 |
I'm a mannequin eating shark. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1072 |
Eat prey, love! |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1073 |
It's called the model diet. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1074 |
Well, at least it doesn't taste like chicken. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1075 |
I know I should give up processed food. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1076 |
I'm a leg man. Want a breast? |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1077 |
This, and a patch behind the gills, reduces the cravings. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1078 |
It's research for my next book: "Surviving Shark Attacks for Dummies." |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1079 |
The label says it's high in fiber. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
1080 |
It's a meatless substitute. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1081 |
More fake news ! |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1082 |
You know what? They DON"T taste like chicken. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1083 |
dress rehearsal |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1084 |
You said you didn't like blood, so I found a vegan option. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1085 |
Whadda ya mean, "Fake chews"? |
1.2826 |
0.06795 |
92 |
76 |
6 |
10 |
1086 |
It's gluten-free and vegan. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1087 |
You know that will chip your teeth. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1088 |
It will taste great once we dress it up. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1089 |
Shark week on Project Runway. |
1.2826 |
0.06617 |
92 |
75 |
8 |
9 |
1090 |
I think it's a knock-off. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1091 |
I knew it looked too good to be true. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1092 |
Not bad ... Needs dressing. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1093 |
I'm trying to stay away from meat." |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1094 |
I prefer mine with dressing on the side. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1095 |
I thought that said I was a MANNEQUIN-eating shark! |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1096 |
I can't believe it's not human |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1097 |
Looked tastier in the store window. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1098 |
Meat substitutes are never as good as the real thing. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1099 |
Enough BBQ sauce and you'll never know it's vegan. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1100 |
The ones from Neiman Marcus are tastier. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
1101 |
The nicotine patch just wasn't working. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1102 |
I'm a big fan of Project Runway. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1103 |
You never listen. We're not mannequin-eating sharks. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1104 |
Humans have become tasteless. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1105 |
I'm just getting ready for Fashion Week. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1106 |
I'm tired of being an eating machine. I just want to make pinafores. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1107 |
A bit dry. |
1.2826 |
0.06795 |
92 |
76 |
6 |
10 |
1108 |
You mean you haven't heard of the Mannequin Challenge? |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1109 |
I hate the generic brand. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1110 |
OK, I do need glasses. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1111 |
And it has a third less calories than a runway model. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1112 |
I thought you said it would taste like Chicken?! |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1113 |
I thought you said it tasted like chicken? |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1114 |
I'm trying to ween myself off humans. |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
1115 |
She looked too good to be true. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1116 |
It's a teething ring for the kids. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1117 |
The doctor recommended I eat more fiber. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1118 |
I don't get all this fuss about the mannequin challenge. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1119 |
It's a bit dry, but at least it didn't struggle very much. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1120 |
The ones with arms and legs taste better, but I'm on a diet. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1121 |
You have your facts, I have mine. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1122 |
Mom says I'm teething |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
1123 |
Eating more junk, I see. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1124 |
I'm hoping mannequin-eater strikes a less predatory chord. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1125 |
I asked Siri for a Manitee! |
1.2826 |
0.06434 |
92 |
74 |
10 |
8 |
1126 |
Have you noticed? People just don't taste like they used to anymore. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1127 |
'Tastes like the real thing' my ass... |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1128 |
Your taste in women is simply disarming! |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1129 |
My doctor said I need more fiber in my diet. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
1130 |
This chew toy relieves a lot of my stress. |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
1131 |
Get that out of your mouth this instant! You're far too old for a pacifier. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1132 |
What? Just because "Fake News" is bad, doesn't mean "Fake People" are. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1133 |
It's cruelty-free. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1134 |
It's like Nicorette for sharks. |
1.2796 |
0.06371 |
93 |
75 |
10 |
8 |
1135 |
Haute cuisine. |
1.2796 |
0.05590 |
93 |
71 |
18 |
4 |
1136 |
I'm tired of all that hate mail from PETA |
1.2796 |
0.06371 |
93 |
75 |
10 |
8 |
1137 |
It's for my man cave. |
1.2796 |
0.06371 |
93 |
75 |
10 |
8 |
1138 |
It is for training purposes only. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1139 |
Mnuchin??? I thought you said mannequin! |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
1140 |
I thought I’d try a high fiber diet. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1141 |
Arms an' legs--you dummy! How many times have I told ya? Throw em' back if they don't have arms and legs! |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1142 |
Better than scuba diver, but not quite as good as surfer. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1143 |
Son, I said penguin not mannequin. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1144 |
Think of it like a nicotine patch |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1145 |
"We met window shopping". |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1146 |
You have something stuck in your teeth. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1147 |
These vegetarian meals never taste as good. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1148 |
Why don't these dummies just stay out of the water when they know we're around? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1149 |
Now it's your turn to practice being fierce. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1150 |
You know, those diets never work. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1151 |
Sometimes humans can be real dummies. |
1.2778 |
0.06520 |
90 |
73 |
9 |
8 |
1152 |
Less blood, more filling |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
1153 |
They taste worse, but they're high in fiber. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1154 |
Personally, I find these alternative facts are really hard to digest... |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
1155 |
I think the Coast Guard is on to us. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1156 |
Your taste buds are the first thing to go. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1157 |
Junior, I found something you can practice on. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1158 |
It's supposed to reduce cravings. |
1.2778 |
0.06709 |
90 |
74 |
7 |
9 |
1159 |
I gave up humans for Lent. |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
1160 |
My doctor tells me this is great for stress relief. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1161 |
It helps me with my cravings... |
1.2747 |
0.05428 |
91 |
69 |
19 |
3 |
1162 |
I know; I'm a dummy. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1163 |
I've got to get new glasses |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1164 |
It's my new diet -- my doctor says I'm human intolerant. |
1.2747 |
0.06066 |
91 |
72 |
13 |
6 |
1165 |
I'm on one of those fashionable diets. |
1.2747 |
0.05198 |
91 |
68 |
21 |
2 |
1166 |
I'm trying to avoid GMOs. |
1.2747 |
0.06264 |
91 |
73 |
11 |
7 |
1167 |
This clearly cost an arm and a leg. |
1.2747 |
0.06066 |
91 |
72 |
13 |
6 |
1168 |
What a dummy! |
1.2747 |
0.06264 |
91 |
73 |
11 |
7 |
1169 |
Going vegan has been really tough. |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1170 |
The patch didn't work for me. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1171 |
I bit off more than I can chew. |
1.2747 |
0.06264 |
91 |
73 |
11 |
7 |
1172 |
So now you're a mannequin-eating shark, terror of what, Old Navy? |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1173 |
I have to say, their "vegetarian alternative" is pretty disappointing. |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1174 |
It's lower in saturated fats. |
1.2747 |
0.05198 |
91 |
68 |
21 |
2 |
1175 |
Organic was too expensive. |
1.2747 |
0.06066 |
91 |
72 |
13 |
6 |
1176 |
Low in fat, high in fiber |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1177 |
It's a fashion victim. Apparently everyone's eating them now. |
1.2747 |
0.05428 |
91 |
69 |
19 |
3 |
1178 |
Times are tough, tourism is down. |
1.2747 |
0.05428 |
91 |
69 |
19 |
3 |
1179 |
People just aren't what they used to be. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1180 |
It's a compromise Chuck. There's a funny aftertaste but the real ones are just too full of antibiotics and hormones. |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1181 |
I found a pacifier for Baby Jaws. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1182 |
I should never have opened my big mouth. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1183 |
I know, I eat too much junk food. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1184 |
Uh han't awk ight now. Uh hab uh 'annequin in my mou. |
1.2697 |
0.06543 |
89 |
73 |
8 |
8 |
1185 |
Honestly dear, I just picked her up; she means nothing to me !! |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1186 |
You're gonna need a bigger throat. |
1.2697 |
0.06735 |
89 |
74 |
6 |
9 |
1187 |
This guy has the worst case of rigor mortis I've ever encountered. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1188 |
As you know, I prefer al dente. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1189 |
What? It's gluten free. |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1190 |
It doesn't have the soft center, |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1191 |
They keep feeding us alternative snacks. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1192 |
I read about this in Predatorily Behavior For Dummies |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1193 |
Lower sodium, no saturated fat. |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1194 |
I got him in the vegan section. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1195 |
I'm watching my cholesterol |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1196 |
Give me some time to chew on it. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1197 |
Someone beat me to the good parts. |
1.2697 |
0.05243 |
89 |
67 |
20 |
2 |
1198 |
Robust with a hint of oak |
1.2697 |
0.05243 |
89 |
67 |
20 |
2 |
1199 |
Way to go "dummy"! |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1200 |
They taste better with the right dressing. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1201 |
It's only 5 points on Weight Watchers. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1202 |
What can I say? Everything was half-off! |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1203 |
I really need to cut back on overly processed food. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1204 |
Great, now we're man-ikin eaters...deeply humiliating. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1205 |
Sometimes you gotta settle for the next best thing. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1206 |
It's what's left of the Statue of Liberty |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1207 |
My order was for a manatee to go. |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1208 |
Alternative humans aren't very good. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1209 |
My doctor wants me to eat more fiber. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1210 |
I was cruising the mall and decided to grab something. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1211 |
Actually, I asked for a manatee. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1212 |
He's a real person! They say his name is Manny Quinn. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1213 |
It's tasteless without the dressing. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1214 |
You were right -- no blood, no frenzy. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1215 |
The doctor says I need more fiber in my diet. |
1.2697 |
0.04993 |
89 |
66 |
22 |
1 |
1216 |
What I said was "I'm hungry for Mandarin." |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1217 |
It comes with the book, "Fishing for Dummies." |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1218 |
Although already 26 years old, Wilfred still found enjoyment with his teething toy. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1219 |
Dry run. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1220 |
Our fifth anniversary, you remembered! |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1221 |
My doctor ordered me to lower my fat content. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1222 |
On this diet, I'm allowed to eat whatever I want. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1223 |
This whole "Mannequin Challenge" thing is stupid. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1224 |
Trump sent a new marine biologist. |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1225 |
It's only 2 weight watchers points! |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1226 |
The ad claimed it's not available in stores. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1227 |
I'm trying to eat less fat. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1228 |
You're right, not much nutritional value. But nice crunch. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1229 |
You believe it’s a dummy, but I believe an alternative fact. |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1230 |
This alternative prey is hard to swallow. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1231 |
Jeffrey, you really need glasses... |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1232 |
Can't seem to get my teeth into this one |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1233 |
Looks like someone forgot to put their contacts in this morning. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1234 |
I'm bringing him to the frenzy tonight. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1235 |
Not bad, could do with some dressing |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1236 |
You told me I needed to find some body. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1237 |
I thought you were lack toes intolerant? |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1238 |
The imitation human just isn't as good. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1239 |
I know. I have an optometry appointment Tuesday. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1240 |
I need to eat more fiber. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1241 |
So which department store's going under now? |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1242 |
I'm only a mannequin-eating shark. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1243 |
That'll look good in you. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1244 |
This is "Shark Tank" not "Project Runway". |
1.2697 |
0.06735 |
89 |
74 |
6 |
9 |
1245 |
What do you mean I'm a tasteless consumer? |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1246 |
You didn't understand the Mannequin Challenge, Gary. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1247 |
I love this time of year, don't you...spring training's almost over, the new tourist season's around the corner.. |
1.2697 |
0.06543 |
89 |
73 |
8 |
8 |
1248 |
I'm giving up meat this month. |
1.2697 |
0.05243 |
89 |
67 |
20 |
2 |
1249 |
I'm trying to cut down. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1250 |
Actually they taste a lot like plastic chicken. |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1251 |
No, Jaws. I don't want to hear about your Academy Award again. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1252 |
It's something to munch on between frenzies. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1253 |
It doesn't taste like chicken. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1254 |
Practice, practice, practice. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1255 |
No thanks, processed foods give me indigestion. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1256 |
Yeah, high fiber, but lacking in taste. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1257 |
Somebody already got the wings and legs! |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1258 |
It's bland without dressing. |
1.2697 |
0.06543 |
89 |
73 |
8 |
8 |
1259 |
Nope, it does not taste like chicken in any way. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1260 |
You schmuck ,300 survivors and this is what you come home with! |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1261 |
Are you sure that Charley the Tuna started this way? |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1262 |
They were out of limbs. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1263 |
I thought they said "man" overboard. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1264 |
They don't taste like much, but they never struggle. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1265 |
Are those Gluten Free? |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1266 |
It's my Dad's Lifetime Achievement Award. |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1267 |
I told you they were all dummies. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1268 |
This one is a little dry. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1269 |
That’s a mannequin you dummy. |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1270 |
It looks good but tastes like tofu. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1271 |
I need more fiber... |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1272 |
It didn't struggle like the last one I ate. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1273 |
My doctor says I need more fiber. |
1.2697 |
0.05243 |
89 |
67 |
20 |
2 |
1274 |
Well, you've got the idea. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1275 |
I prefer tapering off gradually to going cold turkey. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1276 |
no it doesn't taste the same but I'm trying to get more fibre |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1277 |
That's only for display purposes silly, you have to order the actual meal from a menu!!! |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1278 |
Honey, it's not what it looks like. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1279 |
It's for my seminar on biting humans humanely. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1280 |
Look, I found a human kabob. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1281 |
I'm on a low protein diet. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1282 |
It's "no-meat Monday". |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1283 |
It's okay, I'm a vegetarian. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1284 |
So I said, 'who's the dummy now?' |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1285 |
She called it an "alternative meal." |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1286 |
It's how I get my fiber. |
1.2667 |
0.04947 |
90 |
67 |
22 |
1 |
1287 |
Try the head first. |
1.2667 |
0.06079 |
90 |
72 |
12 |
6 |
1288 |
I only eat at Macy's. |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1289 |
Worst part is I've gained weight since I quit. |
1.2667 |
0.05428 |
90 |
69 |
18 |
3 |
1290 |
Going vegan on me? |
1.2667 |
0.05653 |
90 |
70 |
16 |
4 |
1291 |
Fake food, fake news. Maybe this is a fake ocean! |
1.2667 |
0.06079 |
90 |
72 |
12 |
6 |
1292 |
I've decided to go Vegan. |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1293 |
Not exactly farm fresh. |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
1294 |
You haven't heard about the Mannequin Challenge? |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1295 |
I swear I didn't eat the arms and legs on the way home. |
1.2614 |
0.06362 |
88 |
72 |
9 |
7 |
1296 |
Attack strategies for dummies |
1.2614 |
0.06362 |
88 |
72 |
9 |
7 |
1297 |
it's got more fiber than the regular kind |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1298 |
Better with some dressing. |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1299 |
Gary Larson pulled this same stunt on us years ago |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1300 |
Moby, is a great picture for our new book, Dummies for Sharks! |
1.2614 |
0.06760 |
88 |
74 |
5 |
9 |
1301 |
Dude, you so don't get the mannequin challenge. |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1302 |
I used my points |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1303 |
No, I don't think a size 4 makes you look fat. |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1304 |
I brought you a practice dummy. |
1.2614 |
0.04980 |
88 |
66 |
21 |
1 |
1305 |
Going meat-free is tougher than it seems. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1306 |
My Dentist said that this was better than flossing. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1307 |
No thanks, I only eat organic |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1308 |
Dear, I thought we agreed; nothing artificial, only organic and free range. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1309 |
Tastes just like chicken. |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1310 |
These meat substitutes are not the same as the real thing. |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1311 |
It's an alternative human. |
1.2614 |
0.06564 |
88 |
73 |
7 |
8 |
1312 |
I've had my fill of the mannequin challenge. |
1.2614 |
0.06153 |
88 |
71 |
11 |
6 |
1313 |
Well, I guess I can scratch the no-junk-food resolution. |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1314 |
It's low fat but high in fiber |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1315 |
Looks like climate change did a real number on the humans |
1.2614 |
0.06362 |
88 |
72 |
9 |
7 |
1316 |
I think your grasp of the concept still needs work, Phil." |
1.2614 |
0.06153 |
88 |
71 |
11 |
6 |
1317 |
Sorry they were all out of organic. |
1.2614 |
0.05236 |
88 |
67 |
19 |
2 |
1318 |
That's not what I meant by the mannequin challenge. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1319 |
She looked delicious when she was wearing the fish-tail gown. |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1320 |
Put me in coach....I'm ready to play! |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1321 |
Just trying it out for size. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1322 |
The taste isn't great, but there are almost no calories. |
1.2614 |
0.04980 |
88 |
66 |
21 |
1 |
1323 |
I'm keeping Kosher. |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1324 |
Do I have something stuck in my teeth? |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1325 |
Is this some kind of cruel joke? |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1326 |
Impulse bite. |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1327 |
But the arms are my favorite part. |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1328 |
I think I need glasses! |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1329 |
Do we have any window dressing left? |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1330 |
How about joining me for meatless Monday? |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1331 |
The diet version of these things have so much less flavor. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1332 |
Yes, I am a mannequin-eating shark. |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1333 |
I found the one responsible for that annoying challenge. |
1.2614 |
0.06153 |
88 |
71 |
11 |
6 |
1334 |
I use it as a decoy. |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1335 |
I'll get you a real one someday. |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1336 |
It seemed like a good idea at the time. |
1.2614 |
0.06153 |
88 |
71 |
11 |
6 |
1337 |
New training device for the kids! |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1338 |
I'm a big fan of fake crab. But this tastes too much like surfboard. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1339 |
Maybe you should reconsider getting glasses |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1340 |
Artificial ingredients are like alternative facts. The more you learn about them, the harder they are to swallow. |
1.2614 |
0.06153 |
88 |
71 |
11 |
6 |
1341 |
Do you want to try the mannequin challenge? |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1342 |
High fiber, low protein |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1343 |
Placebo. I'm trying to quit. |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1344 |
YOU NEED GLASSES! |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1345 |
Goodbye, Fashion Week. Hello, Shark Week. |
1.2614 |
0.05236 |
88 |
67 |
19 |
2 |
1346 |
Alternative facts? Alternative snacks! |
1.2584 |
0.06497 |
89 |
74 |
7 |
8 |
1347 |
Not a lot of flavor, but it's packed with fiber. |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
1348 |
I said, let's grab Heinekens, not mannequins. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
1349 |
I get it. You’re vegan. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1350 |
You want real street cred? Bring me the tailor. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1351 |
You're right, it's imitation. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1352 |
That's a manikin...not a manatee! |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1353 |
It's a little tough. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1354 |
Your old chum? |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1355 |
Doc's orders. No-flesh diet for 90 days. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1356 |
It's a little tough, but it's gluten free! |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1357 |
No thanks, looks like you ate all the best parts |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1358 |
The presentation was incredible, but the ingredients are awful. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1359 |
Well, that would explain the plastic taste. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1360 |
It's a teething toy for the little one. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1361 |
Catch of the day |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1362 |
I am not sure I can stomach another New York fashion week. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1363 |
Fake is in. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1364 |
This is the worst appetizer I've ever eaten! |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1365 |
Melvin ,I told you it wasn't worth the trip,the east river hasn't been productive since the 80's. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1366 |
The artificial flavor doesn't last long. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1367 |
Late to the wreck, everything rare was gone! |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1368 |
The alternative facts tell me this's the genuine article. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1369 |
It didn't put up any fight... and it tastes like it. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1370 |
What? You couldn't find one with meat on her bones? |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1371 |
Three more and my tableau of the Last Supper will be complete! |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1372 |
They were out of the real ones. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1373 |
It'sh shtuck in ny teeth... |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1374 |
They don't taste as good as they used to. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1375 |
I told you…No Junk Food! |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1376 |
Less fat. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1377 |
Must be one of those vegan substitutes. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1378 |
I'm a mannequin eating shark. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1379 |
This one didn't put up a fight at all. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1380 |
I think it's finally time you got yourself some glasses. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1381 |
Ya can't take the "die" outta "diet." |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1382 |
It doesn't taste as bad as it looks. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1383 |
Who you calling dummy? |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1384 |
You know, Marge, I think this comes under '..... fool me twice, shame on me.' |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1385 |
Again . . . No dressing. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1386 |
What? I need more fiber |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1387 |
Sometimes, ya just feel like a dummy. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1388 |
These dummies will never know what hit them. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1389 |
Something about this screams "Too easy, too easy!" |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1390 |
These are desperate times! |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1391 |
I know there's no blood, but the roughage, the roughage! |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1392 |
The doctor says it's called "methadone". It's helping, but I still have urges. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1393 |
She's a dummy. She means nothing! |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1394 |
They're not bad if you marinate them in gin overnight. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1395 |
You'd hardly even know that it's vegan. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1396 |
You're right. Tofhuman tastes nothing like the real thing. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1397 |
My pitch is Project Runway meets Shark Tank. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1398 |
Yes, but I still love junk food. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1399 |
It's my new stress companion. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1400 |
To be honest, I'm a little disappointed. I expected it to taste like chicken. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1401 |
Men's Warehouse, half off sale. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1402 |
It's step one of my Human Withdrawal Program. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1403 |
Yes, I am a manikin-eating shark. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1404 |
You said we should eat more fiber... |
1.2558 |
0.05013 |
86 |
65 |
20 |
1 |
1405 |
I'm a humanitarian. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1406 |
Practice, smractice. I'm ready for the real thing. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1407 |
I know, I feel pretty stupid...it's stuck in my teeth. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1408 |
Who knew that eBay was an actual bay? |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1409 |
I was window shopping and simply couldn't resist. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1410 |
Its Shark week you tool - that was left over from Fashion week. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1411 |
My doctor says that it will reduce my cravings. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1412 |
I am flesh intolerant. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1413 |
They're throwing all the illegal voters to us. |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1414 |
I always enjoy a dress rehearsal! |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1415 |
It's a meat substitute. I started to be able to taste their sadness. |
1.2558 |
0.06655 |
86 |
72 |
6 |
8 |
1416 |
A bit chewy, but totally guilt free. |
1.2558 |
0.05013 |
86 |
65 |
20 |
1 |
1417 |
They said I should be more disarming. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1418 |
That doesn't actually qualify as vegan.... |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1419 |
They may be good roughage ... but for comfort food ... give me a lightly salted surfer any day. |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1420 |
Trust me, there's just no substitute. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1421 |
I thought they said "man" overboard. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1422 |
They've outsmarted us.... |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1423 |
Why did you call me a dummy? |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1424 |
Do I have anything on my teeth? |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1425 |
Less fat. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1426 |
'I guess that puts Pence in charge.' |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1427 |
I’ve become a vegan. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1428 |
This one doesn't seem worth a feeding frenzy. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1429 |
I've had it with this 'gluten-free' crap. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1430 |
Not very nourishing but a whole less guilt. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1431 |
Is it Meatless Monday again? |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1432 |
I'm dieting. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1433 |
Maybe that's the way they get after they've been down here awhile. Did you check the expiration date? |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1434 |
Another one bites the bust. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1435 |
I've switched to a humanitarian diet. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1436 |
I keep telling you, Harry. Get your eyes examined!! |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1437 |
Everything else is extinct. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1438 |
Honey, more empty calories? |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1439 |
Interesting texture but not a lot of flavor. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1440 |
A longer lasting chew toy. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1441 |
I don't care what they say - these artificial ingredients never taste like the real thing! |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1442 |
Sometimes you just want a nice quiet dinner. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1443 |
I'm trying to eat less fat. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1444 |
Going vegan sucks. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1445 |
Practice your acceptance speech all you want, the shark never gets the Oscar. |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1446 |
They have me on this low fat high fiber diet. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1447 |
My eyes again. I thought I had the Venus de Milo. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1448 |
Great job, son. Eating the arms first disables them! |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1449 |
Where did you find the pacifier? |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1450 |
Wouldn't you like a little dressing on that? |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1451 |
It just doesn't have the right mouthfeel. |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1452 |
I thought you had sworn off GMO food? |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1453 |
I think it's called an alt-human. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1454 |
Yeah, well, some of us can't afford to go organic. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1455 |
Practicing? |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1456 |
I am trying to watch my cholesterol. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1457 |
I'm doing the low-protein, high-fiber diet. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1458 |
You're a dummy - it's a dummy. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1459 |
I told you to get your eyes checked! |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1460 |
Crisp and full-bodied with a finish of vinyl. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1461 |
How's the diet going? |
1.2558 |
0.05013 |
86 |
65 |
20 |
1 |
1462 |
She looked way bigger with the dress on. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1463 |
Too much fiber. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1464 |
Don't throw it out. We can make stock. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1465 |
They're sizing my implants. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1466 |
Stephen Bannon told me to keep my mouth shut and take what I'm given." |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1467 |
They're putting out fake nudes. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1468 |
Too bad, I prefer the legs. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1469 |
What? All food is artificial these days! |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1470 |
Too many preservatives. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1471 |
Really Carl? Now you're vegetarian? |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1472 |
I'm hemoblobin intolerant. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1473 |
"Man overboard" and "manikin overboard" make a difference. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1474 |
This one doesn't have a squeaker. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1475 |
I only eat things that don't have a face. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1476 |
I'd wondered why it wasn't flopping around. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1477 |
It's a little light on the dressing. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1478 |
Guess you bit off more than you can chew. |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1479 |
High fiber, low cal. Need I say more? |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1480 |
Got to lose 100 pounds before the reunion. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1481 |
It's the vegetarian entrée. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1482 |
Vegan? Hardly. I'm just a mannequin-eating shark. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1483 |
Once you get the hang of this, we can try it with a real person. |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1484 |
Somebody already got the drumsticks. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1485 |
With this new administration in power, I want to be ready for more refugees. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1486 |
Think of it as a pacifier. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1487 |
They never taste like they do in the store. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1488 |
You killed someone unarmed?! |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1489 |
I think the dressing gives them more flavor. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1490 |
Wadaya mean it's not real meat? |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1491 |
It's supposed to help with cravings. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1492 |
Tastes artificial. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1493 |
I thought your profile said you were a man-eater. |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1494 |
My doctor has put me on a low-fat diet. |
1.2558 |
0.04733 |
86 |
64 |
22 |
0 |
1495 |
Fashion Week, meet Shark Week! |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1496 |
I like window shopping but it's never as satisfying. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1497 |
You know mannequins are a gateway food. |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1498 |
No flavor but they're a good source of fiber. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1499 |
It's gluten-free |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1500 |
It's incredible--they're just GIVING this stuff away! |
1.2558 |
0.05013 |
86 |
65 |
20 |
1 |
1501 |
That's is not my idea of an anniversary gift. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1502 |
I thought you said they taste like chicken. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1503 |
My doctor wants me to eat more fiber. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1504 |
Value meal from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1505 |
I'll stick with organic. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1506 |
I just don't remember them being this crunchy. |
1.2558 |
0.05013 |
86 |
65 |
20 |
1 |
1507 |
It's only three points. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1508 |
Alternative fish |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1509 |
Hormone-free, pesticide-free, antibiotic-free, non-GMO... but there's something about the texture. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1510 |
This one's a little al dente. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1511 |
I'm starting a high fiber diet. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1512 |
Where's the beef? |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1513 |
Gluten-free just isn't the same. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1514 |
Now, Bobby, in a real feeding frenzy there'll be a whole lot of flailing. |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1515 |
You do realize that you've been played? |
1.2558 |
0.06446 |
86 |
71 |
8 |
7 |
1516 |
Do I have anything on my teeth? |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1517 |
I don't think veganism is for us. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1518 |
Everybody else was marching! |
1.2558 |
0.06230 |
86 |
70 |
10 |
6 |
1519 |
Here's a fact: some dummies are harder to swallow. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1520 |
I should've realized it was too good to be true. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1521 |
She looked a lot better dressed to the teeth. |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
1522 |
Dietician's Recommendation. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1523 |
I started dating a vegan. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1524 |
Actually, I think a Riesling would go best with this. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1525 |
It's part of the low calorie South Beach Diet. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1526 |
I've never outgrown my childhood pacifier. |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
1527 |
You got ripped off. The best parts are the wings and drumsticks/ |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
1528 |
It's a plant-based surfer substitute. |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
1529 |
Not the "Mannequin overboard!" trick again! |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1530 |
It's an aggressifier. |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
1531 |
It's got a lot less calories. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1532 |
That was better. I think you're ready for the real thing. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1533 |
And I thought the artificial crab was bad. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1534 |
Cream-filled are better. |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
1535 |
I prefer the soft kind. |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
1536 |
No bloody good. |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
1537 |
How many times have I told you this? Never go for the first one. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1538 |
Me, I prefer organic. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1539 |
I didn't know you were into genetically modified food. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1540 |
This tastes much better in person. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1541 |
Gluten free! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1542 |
All fiber, no flavor. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1543 |
While not quite as tasty as people, these are gluten-free. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1544 |
From below, I thought I was getting Kellyanne Conway. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1545 |
They were having a sale. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1546 |
I use it to floss between meals. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1547 |
Way too easy Bob. No chase, no terrified look, no thrashing, no screaming, not even any blood. Hardly worth the effort. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1548 |
They're never as good as the organic one's. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1549 |
Being a mannequin-eating shark just seems less controversial. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1550 |
She may not be perfect, but she's mine. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1551 |
I'm sorry, but "vicious mannequin eater" just doesn't have the same ring to it |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1552 |
I can eat the things I want and still lose weight! |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1553 |
I read it in "Shark attacks for Dummies". |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1554 |
The fashion industry has always been a shark tank. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1555 |
I'm telling you, GMO's are going to kill you! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1556 |
Did you order from Amazon ? |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1557 |
I know, but at least it's vegan and gluten free. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1558 |
You just need a little sriracha for this one. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1559 |
It's just not as good as organic. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1560 |
I said bring back man or kin, not mannequin. |
1.2471 |
0.06462 |
85 |
71 |
7 |
7 |
1561 |
Why can’t you find yourself a nice girl? |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1562 |
Filene's Basement or Bloomingdale's ? |
1.2471 |
0.06462 |
85 |
71 |
7 |
7 |
1563 |
It doesn't taste like chicken. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1564 |
I can't quite get my teeth into this one |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1565 |
I dunno, I just assumed it was a chew toy. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1566 |
I keep telling you. Go after the ones who are moving. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1567 |
Super models are starting to lose flavor to me. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1568 |
It tastes like chicken, but the sequins are wrecking my stomach. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1569 |
It says it's low in calories, but it leaves a funny aftertaste! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1570 |
That doesn't make you a vegetarian. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1571 |
I'm still looking for red meat alternatives. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1572 |
Doc says I need less human and more fiber. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1573 |
It's part of the new Swim Fast diet. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1574 |
I told you no fake food! |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1575 |
Going vegan has its downsides. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1576 |
The one leg should have given it away. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1577 |
This one must be an American woman. It's REALLY tough. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1578 |
This one tastes a little off. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1579 |
I don't know what you like about them. They are just so bland. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1580 |
Don't laugh, but yeah, I AM trying to quit. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1581 |
I know, I know, more empty calories. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1582 |
I'm starting to get tired of this high fiber diet |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1583 |
It's mostly just for selfies. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1584 |
What do you mean I have bad taste? |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1585 |
This must be that genetically modified stuff. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1586 |
Junior left his teething toy in the sandbox again. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1587 |
I'm trying to incorporate more fiber into my diet. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1588 |
It's gluten-free, non-GMO, and vegan. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1589 |
I'm dieting until Fashion Week. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1590 |
Slim pickens |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1591 |
Do you feel cheated? |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1592 |
Fine, I'll go vegan. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1593 |
Enough of this Fake Food! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1594 |
This high fiber diet is killing me |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
1595 |
I've got to cut down on processed foods. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1596 |
I can't give up my pacifier. |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
1597 |
They said they were having a "Great White" sale. I felt misled. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1598 |
What have I told you about empty calories?? |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1599 |
It's definitely a mannequin, but it wasn't much of a challenge. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1600 |
I thought it was just another nudist beach. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1601 |
The stunning outfit fooled me |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1602 |
I think it's some kind of gluten-free human. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1603 |
I chew on this when I have a craving for a swimmer. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1604 |
There's no accounting for taste. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1605 |
I'm nearly down to my targeted weight, plus my teeth are much whiter. |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
1606 |
Do you have any floss? |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1607 |
Son, it's time to put away your binky and chow down on some real meat. |
1.2471 |
0.06462 |
85 |
71 |
7 |
7 |
1608 |
I saw it in the stores window and couldn't resist! |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1609 |
Do you always bring your Oscar with you on first dates? |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1610 |
I've got to see someone about these cataracts. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1611 |
What can I say? I need the roughage. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1612 |
She was attractive until her clothes washed off. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1613 |
It's not what it looks like! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1614 |
It's gluten-free |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1615 |
Placebo effect. Gets me every time. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1616 |
Gluten free! |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1617 |
You know that's not a real person, right? |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1618 |
I tried the organic versions, but found them too fatty. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1619 |
I said, "Find a nice SAILOR." |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1620 |
Don't look at me like that. It's an "alternative" human. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1621 |
I see this as a call to arms. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1622 |
I like the way it doesn't taste too human-y. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1623 |
Do you have any salt? |
1.2471 |
0.06462 |
85 |
71 |
7 |
7 |
1624 |
Tastes bad but I can't resist a bargain. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1625 |
More fiber, fewer calories. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1626 |
I am going meatless. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1627 |
She's a chum of mine. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1628 |
No struggle and the taste is lousy, but it's good practice. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1629 |
Mannequin: the new kale. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1630 |
Not much meat on this one. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1631 |
Looks like someone's been to the maul! |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1632 |
No thanks, I'm strictly organic. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1633 |
How do you like going protein free? |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1634 |
Tastes great, and less filling |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1635 |
It's "alternative" food. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1636 |
Was there dressing when you found it? |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1637 |
I'm switching to the patch next week. |
1.2471 |
0.06462 |
85 |
71 |
7 |
7 |
1638 |
It's getting harder to find a real meal down here. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1639 |
Empty calories, but so satisfying. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1640 |
I'm told it's alternative fare. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1641 |
Atkins. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1642 |
you gonna wash that down with a non-alcoholic beer? |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1643 |
They are just not as tasty as they used to be. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1644 |
It's a placebo |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1645 |
The patch didn't work for me. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1646 |
...and it has fewer calories. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1647 |
This one doesn't taste like chicken! |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1648 |
It wasn't a challenge at all |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1649 |
Doctor said I should eat more fibre |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
1650 |
I wish everything didn't look like seals to us. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1651 |
When did you go vegan? |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1652 |
Fashionable diets never work. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1653 |
It's vegan, and gluten free. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1654 |
Someone already ate the arms. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1655 |
No, I said, "I'm craving man, again!" |
1.2471 |
0.06462 |
85 |
71 |
7 |
7 |
1656 |
Are you kidding me? There's gluten in this too? |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1657 |
Low fat and clothing-free! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1658 |
You know how you just have to eat the fries out of the bag on the way home? |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1659 |
No flavor. I'm returning this one. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1660 |
Empty calories |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1661 |
It's hard being a vegan. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1662 |
It's a practice dummy. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1663 |
I enjoy my dinner more now without all that feeding frenzy stuff |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1664 |
You have 30 minutes to pick out your material and to get back to the workshop to make it work. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1665 |
Going vegan is just not working for me. |
1.2471 |
0.06462 |
85 |
71 |
7 |
7 |
1666 |
Save me some stuffing. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1667 |
It's the new high fiber, low carb diet. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1668 |
The mannequin challenge, it's all the rage up there! |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1669 |
Don't worry, son. the real ones taste like chicken. |
1.2471 |
0.06462 |
85 |
71 |
7 |
7 |
1670 |
I've gone high-fiber. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1671 |
Great job! Ok, two more practice bites and your ready for the real thing, |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1672 |
Dummy! It is a dummy. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1673 |
It's restaurant week at Macy's |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1674 |
Tasteless. Must be a late light comedian. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1675 |
I usually like arms, but these tasted like cardboard. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1676 |
I see those prankster dolphins got the best of you again. |
1.2471 |
0.06675 |
85 |
72 |
5 |
8 |
1677 |
Aren't you a little old for a pacifier?0 |
1.2471 |
0.06462 |
85 |
71 |
7 |
7 |
1678 |
Its a teething ring for the baby. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1679 |
Yeah, not a lot of meat on her, but without arms and legs she was a cinch to catch. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1680 |
No, darling, we're MAN-eating sharks, not manikin . . . |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1681 |
This one is crunchy on the outside ....somethings up. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1682 |
And when you graduate, it's REALLY fun because they're all squirmy and they taste great! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1683 |
It looks stupid, but I haven't had a desire for a cigarette in weeks. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1684 |
How did you know I like my dressing on the side? |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1685 |
All I could find was leftovers. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1686 |
Don't judge me! |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1687 |
No it's not a fake person, it's called an alternative human. Just as good but bit harder to swallow |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1688 |
It helps reduce the cravings. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1689 |
It's just a practice run. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1690 |
Don't swallow, Henry. It's obviously clickbait. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1691 |
I'm going gluten-free. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1692 |
Just when you think you've seen every fishing hook... |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1693 |
They don't taste as good as real human, but they contain far fewer artificial preservatives. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1694 |
Use this for the rehearsal and your cue is, "We're gonna need a bigger boat." |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1695 |
They'll label anything organic these days! |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1696 |
I've got to get off this junk food diet. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1697 |
Not as much flavor, but zero calories. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1698 |
I prefer to call it 'alternative' food. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1699 |
They're baiting you. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1700 |
It's lower in calories |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1701 |
Trump just removed all regulations concerning human consumption. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1702 |
It's a rare relic from back when there was a thing called "land". |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1703 |
These low calorie versions are never as filling. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1704 |
It's imitation human |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1705 |
I don't like 'seconds'..... do you want it? |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1706 |
I'm supposed to cut back on red meat. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1707 |
I'm trying to add more fiber to my diet. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1708 |
They're calling it an alternative fact. The truth is, it's still hard to swallow. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1709 |
It tastes the same but it's half the saturated fat |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1710 |
It's called the mannequin challenge. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1711 |
Ok, so we're not as smart as chimpanzees. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1712 |
It's a dummy, genius. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1713 |
It was on sale. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1714 |
This lo-cal stuff tastes like plastic. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1715 |
I'm on the South Beach diet. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1716 |
Just chew ‘til it tingles, one a day for the first week, then taper-off until the cravings go away. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1717 |
I said man-eating shark, not manne-quin shark.... |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1718 |
I guess you can say it's an acqured taste. |
1.2471 |
0.04706 |
85 |
64 |
21 |
0 |
1719 |
Shark Week trumps Fashion Week. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1720 |
Now I'm feeling like the real dummy here. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1721 |
How were the arms and legs? |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1722 |
More fiber,less fat. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1723 |
It's ample, but devoid of character. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1724 |
I'm a vegetarian. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1725 |
Let it soak awhile! |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1726 |
We overlap with fashion week this year. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1727 |
I know, but she called me a lawyer! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1728 |
Organic is way over-rated |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1729 |
ToFuman |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1730 |
I just couldn't stay on paleo. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1731 |
You can sense a drop of blood in the water from a mile away, however your eyesight leaves something to be desired. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1732 |
White House applicant. Tossed for being too bright. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1733 |
The worst part of dieting is the substitute meals. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1734 |
I see you're still stuck on that fashion week meets shark week idea. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1735 |
I hate this GMO food. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1736 |
The entire contents of an Ivanka Trump sweat shop were dumped into the Indian Ocean! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1737 |
I think this one had way too much fiber in her diet. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1738 |
that's what happens when you lose your glasses |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1739 |
I'm on a diet. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1740 |
Teething |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1741 |
They look better than they taste, but they are crunchy! |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1742 |
I thought it was an Oscar. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1743 |
They're easy to catch, but not as much fun -- no fight or thrashing around. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1744 |
When you're a shark, they let you do everything. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1745 |
It's for my new paleo diet, I'm cutting out human. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1746 |
I don't know. The doctor seems to think it cuts down on cravings. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1747 |
You can't even taste the difference! |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1748 |
I don't know what's worse, the false teeth or my new contacts. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1749 |
I'm on that model diet. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1750 |
Genetically modified! |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1751 |
The sign at the sale said "As is". Sounded good to me. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1752 |
If I say she's real, she's real. Period. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1753 |
God, I hate dieting! |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1754 |
I couldn't stand what he was wearing. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1755 |
Actually, I prefer organic. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1756 |
It's faux-human. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1757 |
I'm trying to cut down on red meat. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1758 |
Yes I'm on top of the food chain, that means I can eat anything I want. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1759 |
Weight watchers. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1760 |
It has a lot of artificial additives, but it is way lower in calories than the original version. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1761 |
I'm having second thoughts about meatless Mondays. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1762 |
If they're unarmed I pounce. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1763 |
"It cost an arm and a leg, but I had to have it"! |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1764 |
Nice to see you, Bob. This is my chum. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1765 |
I hate these no fat diets. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1766 |
All they had was vegan. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1767 |
Did you order take-out from Jo-Ann's again? |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1768 |
I gave up cigarettes. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1769 |
What does Marked Down mean? |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1770 |
See, this way you get the sensation of eating without all the fat and calories. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1771 |
Yes, it's vegan and cruelty free, but I still miss the blood flavor. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1772 |
But I can eat as many mannequins as I want, whenever I want. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1773 |
I opted for "less filling." |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1774 |
I'm trying to avoid gluten. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1775 |
I'm rethinking this vegan diet thing |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1776 |
F I S H I N G F O R D U M M I E S |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1777 |
Can you believe, someone just threw this chew toy away |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1778 |
I got something for the kids to play with.... |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1779 |
Looks like another case of alternative facts. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1780 |
What!? You said I needed more fiber. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1781 |
Are you eating processed foods, again? |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1782 |
I'm getting in shape for beach season |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1783 |
It's the imitation kind. Not as good as the real thing, but low fat. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1784 |
Hook, Fall line and sinker. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1785 |
Now even people are being made of plastic. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1786 |
Doc says I need more fiber in my diet. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1787 |
But I like empty calories. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1788 |
Will Amazon exchange this for a real one? |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1789 |
Not a big fan of Meatless Mondays. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1790 |
Start with this and gradually work your way up to real people. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1791 |
How awful! I hope you can return it. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1792 |
It was the only gluten-free option. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1793 |
I can't. I have homework. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1794 |
No, this is the lite version |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1795 |
These artificial lures fool me every time. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1796 |
They were all out of the fresh stuff. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1797 |
I'm told it still has a full body flavor- but less calories |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1798 |
I thought she seemed kind of slow... |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1799 |
'I guess you fell for the alternative bait.' |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1800 |
I should have had that Lasik done. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1801 |
Shark Week, Fashion Week, I can't keep track |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1802 |
This has no nutritional value, but it reduces my cravings! |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1803 |
He looked tasty but some parts are missing. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1804 |
What do you mean by empty calories? |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1805 |
I hate this high-fiber diet. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1806 |
The flooded cities are interesting, but most of the good stuff is already gone. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1807 |
Are you sure that you're getting enough fiber on this diet? |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1808 |
When is this fucking acid going to wear off? |
1.2471 |
0.06462 |
85 |
71 |
7 |
7 |
1809 |
Whole Foods, why do you ask? |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1810 |
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1811 |
I've lost weight, but it's hard to stick to. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1812 |
I think I'll consider that Lasik surgery. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1813 |
I just hate going gluten free. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1814 |
These low calorie snacks are never as tasty. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1815 |
I call it an alternative human |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1816 |
The popsicle stick seems sort of unnecessary. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1817 |
Have you always been a vegan? |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1818 |
Ugh, I hate imitation human. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1819 |
I was lucky. Some are armed and dangerous. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1820 |
No really, it's only half the calories. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1821 |
You haven't learned much in that charter school, have you? |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1822 |
I can't believe it's not boater! |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1823 |
I told you from the get-go that I don't cook and I certainly don't sew. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1824 |
These mail-order diets are just filled with empty calories. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1825 |
All that junk food will kill you. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1826 |
It's works, but I still get the urge. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1827 |
These things always show up around Fashion Week. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1828 |
Macys is just giving 'em away. |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
1829 |
We're man-eaters not mannequin eaters silly. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
1830 |
Take it . . . I left the best parts for you! |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
1831 |
But how do you get your protein? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
1832 |
It's alternative prey. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
1833 |
Working on my technique. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
1834 |
No, it's just an ALTERNATIVE human. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
1835 |
Still teething? |
1.2442 |
0.06175 |
86 |
71 |
9 |
6 |
1836 |
But you said no more junk food. |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
1837 |
its an alt-man |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
1838 |
It's a cleanse, not a diet. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
1839 |
The alternative fact is that this is a human. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
1840 |
Mannequin-eater |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
1841 |
I'm reading "Carnivores For Dummies." |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
1842 |
I'm a vegan now. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
1843 |
You can believe its not human. |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
1844 |
Leftovers again? |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
1845 |
I think they said, "Mannequin overboard!" |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
1846 |
No wonder they didn't use you for Jaws. |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
1847 |
It's low-fat. |
1.2381 |
0.04972 |
84 |
65 |
18 |
1 |
1848 |
I'm teething, mommy. |
1.2381 |
0.06250 |
84 |
70 |
8 |
6 |
1849 |
This has more fiber and is healthier than eating high fat humans. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1850 |
It was a stand-in at a remake of Jaws 3 |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1851 |
The organic ones have a lot more flavor. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1852 |
Did you win that for Jaws or the sequel? |
1.2381 |
0.06250 |
84 |
70 |
8 |
6 |
1853 |
Dummies for Sharks |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1854 |
I was auditioning for Jaws 4 |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1855 |
Do you think this would look fat in me? |
1.2381 |
0.06476 |
84 |
71 |
6 |
7 |
1856 |
Well, it looked like a person when it was dressed. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1857 |
It's called a training tool son |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1858 |
Those 100 calorie snack packs are a Godsend. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1859 |
Gluten-free human just doesn't taste the same. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1860 |
That your last one before you go live? |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1861 |
With all the debris in the ocean, I think I'm developing a taste for plastic. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1862 |
Uh oh...Fake chews! |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1863 |
The mannequin-eater shark, feared by dummies everywhere. |
1.2381 |
0.06250 |
84 |
70 |
8 |
6 |
1864 |
That new vegetarian restaurant just opened up. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1865 |
Appetizer. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1866 |
I need to up my fiber intake. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1867 |
I got it for the kids. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1868 |
I'm so hungry, I could eat a clothes horse. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1869 |
It's a real live person, as a matter of alternative fact. |
1.2381 |
0.06250 |
84 |
70 |
8 |
6 |
1870 |
Enough with the fiber. Eat some protein! |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1871 |
Eating it without the buns really cuts the calories. |
1.2381 |
0.06250 |
84 |
70 |
8 |
6 |
1872 |
You got the dummy, Dummy. You know I prefer the wings and legs |
1.2381 |
0.06476 |
84 |
71 |
6 |
7 |
1873 |
I think you need to have your eyes examined! |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1874 |
At least it's easier than going cold human. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1875 |
When you said he issued you a gag order, you weren't kidding. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1876 |
This must be some kind of cruel hoax. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1877 |
Sorry I'm late, it was a frenzy in there. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1878 |
You promised that you were going to save the arms for me! |
1.2381 |
0.06476 |
84 |
71 |
6 |
7 |
1879 |
No, it's not as tasty as the real thing, - but it really does save calories. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1880 |
This isn't what it looks like. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1881 |
Taste like rubber chicken. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1882 |
I'm a man-eater. Does this look like a placebo to you? |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1883 |
It's called the mannequin challenge, I think. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1884 |
I've had it with the Mediterranean Diet. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1885 |
Here- practice on this. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1886 |
Mannequin? It's a human...get your alternative facts straight! |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1887 |
It's cruelty-free and tastes almost like the real thing. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1888 |
Whatever this is, it's not worth a feeding frenzy. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1889 |
It's a people pop, and it's half the carbs. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1890 |
Get your own chew toy. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1891 |
Look Mom, I'm a Great White Retriever. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1892 |
They taste better when served on a surfboard. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1893 |
I just want to say one word to you: plastic. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1894 |
I got it at the Sears liquidation sale. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1895 |
You wouldn't like it. Tastes like cardboard. |
1.2381 |
0.06250 |
84 |
70 |
8 |
6 |
1896 |
I didn't hear the soundtrack. That should have tipped me off. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1897 |
It's called the dummy diet. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1898 |
Who are you calling a dummy? |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1899 |
No blood. Not a good sign. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1900 |
MY BAD...I THOUGHT IT WAS LEFTOVERS... |
1.2381 |
0.06250 |
84 |
70 |
8 |
6 |
1901 |
Is it me, or is this human a bit harder to chew than the last one? |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1902 |
Your getting closer, but the real ones wiggle and bleed a lot. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1903 |
I said manaTEE |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1904 |
I always end up with the stale ones. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1905 |
Can't wait till we graduate from training. |
1.2381 |
0.06250 |
84 |
70 |
8 |
6 |
1906 |
You were supposed to bring the wine. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1907 |
It prevents tartar build up. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1908 |
This is the last time I go feeding in the Chanel. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1909 |
I'm staying away from South Beach for a while - this one is a high fibre, but low protein. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1910 |
Beggars can't be chewsey. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1911 |
I told you, I'm a mannequin-eating shark. |
1.2381 |
0.06250 |
84 |
70 |
8 |
6 |
1912 |
Mannequin, manatee - whatever. This one's more al dente. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1913 |
"This generic chew toy ,isn't as good as the real ones that squeak". |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1914 |
Boneless, gluten-free, and low-cal without the dressing. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1915 |
At least it was 90% off. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1916 |
It's Lent already? |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1917 |
He's my new chum. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1918 |
Haven't you ever heard of a mannequin eating shark? |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1919 |
You wouldn't like it. It's not organic. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1920 |
It's the loaner model. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1921 |
I know it's a dummy, dummy! |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1922 |
This must be the farmed, GMO version. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1923 |
Don't you just hate the artificial taste of the processed foods you get these days! |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1924 |
Not as much flavor, but zero calories. |
1.2381 |
0.06250 |
84 |
70 |
8 |
6 |
1925 |
It's a lot like kale; low on taste, high in fiber. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1926 |
Good try, but you grabbed a decoy. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1927 |
I'm trying something new-- it's got less protein, but more fibers. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1928 |
Good luck with that thing. I never could stomach dummies. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1929 |
I can't wait to get rid of this training dummy! |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1930 |
It's gluten free, no GMO's and low on calories! |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1931 |
We've been over this, remember? These plastic women aren't worth your time. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1932 |
Project Runway really jumped the shark this season. |
1.2381 |
0.06476 |
84 |
71 |
6 |
7 |
1933 |
It's kind of dry |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1934 |
These pre-packed meals are so flavorless. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1935 |
Honey, you'll be much healthier if you stop eating artificial food. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1936 |
I don't care what Kelly Anne says, alternative meat is not meat !! |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1937 |
Needs ketchup. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1938 |
It's a bit dry. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1939 |
They say it will whiten my teeth. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1940 |
That mannequin challenge ain't so tough. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1941 |
A transgender mannequin? Try the other Shark Tank. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1942 |
I know it's low on nutrients, but my doctor told me to eat more fiber. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1943 |
I don't know, this one's a little dry. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1944 |
This vegan diet is killing me. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1945 |
It doesn't measure up to the real thing. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1946 |
I caught a dummy but his orange comb over got away. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1947 |
THATS WHAT YOU BOUGHT WITH YOUR SAND DOLLARS ? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1948 |
Not as tasty as it looks |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1949 |
Not like I remember them tasting. |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
1950 |
It's from the winter collection |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1951 |
They were serving alt-hors d'oeuvres. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1952 |
My cholesterol was up so I decided to go vegan. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1953 |
I'm giving veganism a try. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1954 |
This diet sucks. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1955 |
I'm telling you it's a seal! Check the alternative fact! |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1956 |
...and it's gluten free. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1957 |
What? It's just "alternative food." |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1958 |
Bhe best part is that you can have as much as you want for no points! |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1959 |
I'm trying the nicotine patch to quit smoking too |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
1960 |
Nobody respects mannequins more than I do. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1961 |
Tastes great, less filling. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1962 |
Don't judge. It's fashion week. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1963 |
Mmmm, this one is a little al dente! |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1964 |
He just kept staring at me with a blank expression, so I freaked out. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1965 |
I bite first and ask questions later...... |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1966 |
That whole "Mannequin Challenge" thing was really starting to bug me. |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
1967 |
It takes one to know one. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1968 |
No not that dummy, I ment the new President! |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1969 |
It's Torso Tuesday. And I'm vegan. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1970 |
I don't think it's fresh. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1971 |
Macy's close out. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1972 |
The alternative truth is I grabbed it kicking and screaming off the beach. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1973 |
Ugh...I think I know why these were on sale. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1974 |
This is part of my New Year's resolution - less fat. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1975 |
Nope. I can't be with a vegan |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1976 |
Well, don't you two look chummy |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1977 |
I'm trying out for the next "Jaws"sequel. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1978 |
That's not what I meant when I said mannequin challenge... |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
1979 |
But they said it's gluten free! |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1980 |
Not as good as it looked. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1981 |
Paleo |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
1982 |
Tastes like cardboard. But it's nonfat and gluten free. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1983 |
That's not how you do the mannequin challenge. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1984 |
Good news...no rubber suit. Bad news.... |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1985 |
What did I tell you about JUNK FOOD?! |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1986 |
Tastes kinda like tofu. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1987 |
My doctor has put me on a high-fibre diet. |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
1988 |
It's not easy to be a vegetarian. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1989 |
Darn! Did you take the legs? The legs are the best part! |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1990 |
It's as filling, less gory, and fewer calories. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1991 |
'"Look. A manikin-eating shark." |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1992 |
It's a free-range mannequin. |
1.2317 |
0.04688 |
82 |
63 |
19 |
0 |
1993 |
What? At least it's cage free. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
1994 |
Nice try. I made an appointment for you with the opthalmologist. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1995 |
That's good. I think you're ready for a live trial. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1996 |
This thing tastes like cardboard but at least it is gluten free. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1997 |
I'm an alternative man-eater. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1998 |
I caught him trying to vote. |
1.2317 |
0.06562 |
82 |
70 |
5 |
7 |
1999 |
How long does this teething go on? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2000 |
It's better than nothing... |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2001 |
I hate Designer Week. |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2002 |
It tastes like human. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2003 |
My doctor said I need more fiber in my diet. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2004 |
Fact, most shark attacks occur less than 100 feet from the store. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2005 |
Sweetie, how many times do I have to tell you? We keep kosher. |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
2006 |
I'm an alternative man-eater. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2007 |
Tastes kind of fishy |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2008 |
Tasty? Not exactly, but it's FDA approved and contains fewer carcinogens. |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
2009 |
"Shark Week", "Fashion Week": Who can tell the difference these days? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2010 |
I wish you would stop eating junk food |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2011 |
"Remind me again, did you want a manatee or a mannequin? |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2012 |
I like them when they're crunchy. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2013 |
My New Year's resolution was to try going meatless. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2014 |
It was just standing there. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2015 |
This must be an alternative fact. |
1.2317 |
0.06562 |
82 |
70 |
5 |
7 |
2016 |
It tastes better than rice cakes. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2017 |
Hey, it works for duck hunters. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2018 |
Actually, it is a bit dryer than I like. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2019 |
Everything is fake these days. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2020 |
As he worked his way through the NYT Best Sellers list, Bob became obsessed with #9, "Shark Diving for Dummies". |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2021 |
This is my first alternative human of the day. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2022 |
It's an alt-person. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2023 |
Man, I can hardly taste this. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2024 |
They're feeding us fake nudes |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2025 |
I hate Fashion Week. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2026 |
These low carb diets are tough. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2027 |
They are saying those are worse for you than the real thing |
1.2289 |
0.04640 |
83 |
64 |
19 |
0 |
2028 |
It's terrible. I think it's been previously frozen. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
2029 |
Alternative Kellyanne. |
1.2289 |
0.06018 |
83 |
69 |
9 |
5 |
2030 |
It's getting harder to find genuine organic food these days. |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2031 |
Here's what I think of the Mannequin Challenge! |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2032 |
It refused to normalize Kellyanne Conway's inaugural outfit. |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2033 |
Nothing tastes the same anymore. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2034 |
Since they're half the calories than the real thing, my doctor says I should be down 500 lbs. in a month. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2035 |
I'm allergic to screaming. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2036 |
Want some? It's gluten and sugar free. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2037 |
Don't give me that look. Did you or did you not say "go find some dummy that drifted too far off shore so we can have dinner"? |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2038 |
It's a floor model but I got it cheap |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2039 |
I've gone vegetarian. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2040 |
At least these ones don't scream |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2041 |
It lacks umami. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2042 |
Do you prefer your landfood wild-caught or farm raised? |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2043 |
I know it's just empty carbs but the other one's always get bones stuck in my teeth. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2044 |
Fashion week is back. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2045 |
I REALLY thought you said you were in the mood for "mannequin", not "man again". |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2046 |
I hink ere's omehing uck in eye ooth. |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2047 |
What kind of dressing would you like? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2048 |
You're on the new show "Shark Week meets Project Runway"? |
1.2222 |
0.06573 |
81 |
70 |
4 |
7 |
2049 |
Aren't you a little to old for a pacifier? |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2050 |
You and your fad diets... |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2051 |
It helps to curb my cravings. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2052 |
Fashion week! Could not resist! |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2053 |
Can you film me for my mannequin challenge? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2054 |
It's the smartest thing I could still find up there. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2055 |
No you can't have a bite |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2056 |
Have you seen the arms? |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2057 |
Yeah, but it's got no carbs and is gluten free. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2058 |
I'm going vegan |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2059 |
Well maybe brushing just isn't enough. Have you tried flossing? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2060 |
It's only 600 calories without the dressing. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2061 |
What? I'm vegan. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2062 |
Kinda bland, but it beats krill. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2063 |
I can't believe it's not boater! |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2064 |
I think the "eat by" date expired. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2065 |
It's Veggie human, apparently all the rage on the east coast. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2066 |
Practice, practice! When do I get the real thing? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2067 |
I thought we were doing a mannequin challenge? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2068 |
They said it was a good way to gradually quit Surfers |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2069 |
You have the "fetch" part down well, but now I need you to drop it. |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2070 |
It's crunchy, but somehow not satisfying. |
1.2222 |
0.04648 |
81 |
63 |
18 |
0 |
2071 |
But it was an amazing deal. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2072 |
Real ones are bloody. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2073 |
Nice work - I believe you're ready for flesh and bones. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2074 |
"I'm auditioning for the new sequel to "Jaws". |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2075 |
It's from the Ivanka Trump collection. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2076 |
Next week, we move on to Step Two. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2077 |
The arms too often get stuck in my throat. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2078 |
I'm allergic to blood. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2079 |
Even this is better than paleo. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2080 |
Aren't they supposed to taste like chicken? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2081 |
Do you have floss? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2082 |
Thanks. I'm already down 80 pounds on it. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2083 |
Ca oo hel ee ith is? |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2084 |
It was used for making shark skin suits. |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2085 |
GMO? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2086 |
I've always been attracted to poor, light trash. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2087 |
It's kind of a cross between comfort food and junk food. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2088 |
I always put it back before Cousteau shows up. |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2089 |
I'm cutting my teeth in the fashion industry. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2090 |
The arms are in the soup. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2091 |
It's a bit chewy and tasteless, but it satisfies my cravings until the real thing comes along. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2092 |
This one tastes like it was previously frozen. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2093 |
Farm-Raised really tastes more bland than Wild-Caught |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2094 |
I'm a mannequin eater! |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2095 |
It has an exquisite mouth feel. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2096 |
I thought you said these things were tender and juicy. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2097 |
The breast meat is kind of tough. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2098 |
I thought it would taste like chicken. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2099 |
It's for an audition. |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2100 |
I thought you gave up processed foods. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2101 |
No fat, no gluten. Now who's the dummy? |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2102 |
Actually these GMO humans taste pretty good. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2103 |
Every year it's the same thing: I'm still eating junk food a week after the Super Bowl. |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2104 |
Want some "I can't believe it's not Bobby"? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2105 |
Please, Mom, can I keep him? |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2106 |
Sorry, Charlie. Looks like you bit into a bait and switch. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2107 |
Meat substitute. I 'm on a diet. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2108 |
Cruise ship clearance... |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2109 |
I know you asked for manatee, but let's make it work. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2110 |
What? I need more fiber |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2111 |
Nice try junior, but the tasty ones thrash around first. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2112 |
What? I'm trying to go gluten-free! |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2113 |
You idiot, you need to get your hearing checked. I told you to go out and get us a MANATEE! |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2114 |
Who you calling dummy? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2115 |
Seriously? |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2116 |
I snagged it at the North Pacific Trash Vortex |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2117 |
I'm on a gluten free diet. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2118 |
Nice presentation, but a little tough. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2119 |
You're very hard to shop for. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2120 |
I'm doing the mannequin challenge. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2121 |
It tastes like Chico's. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2122 |
You really never heard of the Venus de Milo? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2123 |
Define fake. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2124 |
It's for junior. He's learning to play catch. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2125 |
I got a woody. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2126 |
Just rehearsing for Shark Week. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2127 |
These MREs leave a lot to be desired! |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2128 |
It's called "Dieting for Dummies |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2129 |
It's my way of avoiding between-meal snacks. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2130 |
It's supposed to prevent gingivitis. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2131 |
It's the new extra crispy recipe! |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2132 |
I keep getting snubbed by the academy for my efforts in the Sharknado films but they can't take away this award for my performance in Jaws. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2133 |
Dress forms are the new kale. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2134 |
It's called "PRACTICE"! |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2135 |
It's dystopian minimalism |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2136 |
I'm gathering a crowd for my inauguration. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2137 |
I'm still in training. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2138 |
i think flossing would be a lot easier |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2139 |
I ordered manatee, not mannequin. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2140 |
I can hardly believe I lost 50 lbs in just three days. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2141 |
Leaner, and significantly less bitter. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2142 |
You ate the wrong dummy. |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2143 |
I've gone off organic food |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2144 |
I should've waited for the dressing. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2145 |
He's a bit crunchy. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2146 |
I don't think that's what they meant by "Mannequin Challenge". |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2147 |
They last longer, but they won't get you on the news. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2148 |
Did they teach CPR on the beach again? |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2149 |
Shark-attack survival for dummies. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2150 |
It looked much fatter in the store. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2151 |
Mom gave me this teething toy. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2152 |
Farm raised, but all the crunch of wild caught. |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2153 |
It's a little dry, but still...." |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2154 |
It's all that was left. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2155 |
It's yours for a fin. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2156 |
This is an alternative fact human |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2157 |
I know it isn't real. I just like the feel of it in my mouth. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2158 |
I'm pretty sure that's not how the mannequin challenge works. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2159 |
it's a great alternative. High fiber, low cholesterol and none of that nasty aftertaste. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2160 |
That's not what they mean by 'mannequin challenge.' |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2161 |
It could use a splash of ketchup. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2162 |
So that's why he didn't struggle to get away from me. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2163 |
Sure, it's not as satisfying, but I've already lost 10 pounds! |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2164 |
I bit off more than I can chew. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2165 |
You had one job! |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2166 |
I'm off meat, I'm mannequin. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2167 |
It's only a starter kit but I've got my eye on a Classic California Surfer. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2168 |
"Given Macy's issues, I doubt that they want it returned". |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2169 |
I think you are now ready to try the real thing. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2170 |
I don't see this vegan New Year's resolution lasting too much longer. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2171 |
Doc says I need to eat more fiber. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2172 |
What? Read "Shark Attack for Dummies" just like you said. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2173 |
The new high fiber diet? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2174 |
I've always preferred Lord & Taylor for take-out |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2175 |
I told you they're a little rubbery |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2176 |
I had "Barbie"; this is for you. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2177 |
That's not what they mean by the Mannequin Challenge. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2178 |
I'm practicing to be a man-eater. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2179 |
Does this dressing dummy make my mouth look big? |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2180 |
Yeah, well I bet it tastes more like a human being than if I ate Donald Trump. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2181 |
The last one was much more tender. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2182 |
The patch wasn't working. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2183 |
I don't think it's organic. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2184 |
It's sold as alternative human. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2185 |
Sort of like chicken... |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2186 |
Don't be so judgmental; I was in a hurry and hungry. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2187 |
I just wasn't feeling it today. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2188 |
It's my new chew toy. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2189 |
It's low cal...no dressing. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2190 |
It's sort of like getting used to diet soda. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2191 |
Taste? Well, it's no Venus de Milo |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2192 |
It's for my trophy room |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2193 |
Hey, it was a sample size ... half off! |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2194 |
Don't worry, it's wild-caught. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2195 |
Somebody beat me to the arms. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2196 |
It's complicated. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2197 |
Sorry. Had to bring work home tonight. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2198 |
Just when he thought it was safe to sew back in the water. |
1.2222 |
0.06573 |
81 |
70 |
4 |
7 |
2199 |
They fill me up but I miss that bloody aftertaste. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2200 |
To teach the kids to go for the torso. |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
2201 |
Organic is over-rated. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2202 |
If this doesn't work I'm trying hypnosis. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2203 |
Becoming a vegan has changed my life! |
1.2195 |
0.04916 |
82 |
65 |
16 |
1 |
2204 |
It's an 'alternative snack.' |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
2205 |
Just look at me. A week after the Super Bowl and I'm still eating junk food. |
1.2195 |
0.06262 |
82 |
70 |
6 |
6 |
2206 |
I just couldn't hack Paleo anymore. |
1.2195 |
0.06017 |
82 |
69 |
8 |
5 |
2207 |
How's that new supermodel diet working out for you? |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
2208 |
Be careful. She could be jail bait. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2209 |
Low carb humans just don't taste the same. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2210 |
No. It's crunchy on the inside too. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2211 |
What do you mean "alternative dinner"?? |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2212 |
Is this the new Mannequin Challenge? |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
2213 |
I needed more fiber in my diet. |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
2214 |
I think I'm going to stop eating here; all the food tastes like plastic. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2215 |
I need to work on my torso. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2216 |
Man-eating? I thought you said manikin-eating. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2217 |
Half the calories, no trans-fat and a ton of fiber. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2218 |
If it doesn't move, don't eat it. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2219 |
I got this one at the inauguration. |
1.2152 |
0.06413 |
79 |
68 |
5 |
6 |
2220 |
Sure you won an Oscar for Jaws, but somewhere you stopped moving forward. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2221 |
Low calorie, high fiber, and gluten-free! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2222 |
The low-fat version isn't nearly as good. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2223 |
Sure it's a little blander, but it's vegan and gluten free! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2224 |
Unbelievable! I get 4 a day just to participate in a dietary supplement study. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2225 |
This dummy wasn't wearing a life jacket. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2226 |
Yuck! This one should never have been put on a pedestal. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2227 |
I gave up eating meat. What was your New Year's resolution? |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2228 |
ok this is really the last time i throw it! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2229 |
"I said go get take-out food, Dummy, meaning you, not the food. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2230 |
Sorry. I picked a dummy. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2231 |
If I eat it will I look ferocious or ludicrous? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2232 |
When did you go vegan? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2233 |
Aren't you a little old to be playing with those? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2234 |
Humans are getting tougher to swallow. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2235 |
Got you this egg mcmannequin |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2236 |
This low cholesterol diet is awful. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2237 |
It just doesn't have the same mouth feel. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2238 |
Shark attack school |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2239 |
Damn you self-righteous vegetarians. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2240 |
You fell for one of those Bait & Switch fishermen. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2241 |
I won the mannequin challenge. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2242 |
Switch to these and you can say bye bye stubborn belly fat. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2243 |
I guess you've never seen an alternative human before. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2244 |
So, you're vegan now? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2245 |
They yelled 'Mannequin overboard', you dummy! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2246 |
Next week we'll try the surfer challenge. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2247 |
It's a gnash test dummy. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2248 |
A real person would be wiggling much more. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2249 |
Oprah said, this is what we can expect after six months on Weight Watchers. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2250 |
It's my alternative human being. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2251 |
It was all they had left. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2252 |
What was she wearing? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2253 |
Can you call my waiter? This isn't what I ordered. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2254 |
Doc says I need more roughage in my diet. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2255 |
If you think that's the Venus de Milo, I have some waterfront property in Florida I want to sell you. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2256 |
Honestly, I prefer to eat organic. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2257 |
The taste is off, but I needed more fiber. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2258 |
We're man-eatin' not mann-equin. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2259 |
What do you mean it's not in the Paleolithic food group? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2260 |
The Pacific Trash Vortex had a sale last weekend. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2261 |
Jaws 4 is strictly no-budget. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2262 |
It's kind of you to offer, but I actually prefer the ones with the filling. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2263 |
I think you may have misunderstood "Mannequin Challenge". |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2264 |
Is that thing BPA free? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2265 |
Real humans are full of toxins, so I made this out of tofu. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2266 |
I'm carving out a new niche, "mannequin eating shark." |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2267 |
"It's the gluten free version". |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2268 |
She said I wouldn't be able to tell it's vegan, but I can tell. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2269 |
I think I mis-understood the mannequin, challenge |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2270 |
I"m going to miss Macy's. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2271 |
you're right, tofu sucks. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2272 |
I'm trying to decide what kind of dressing to put on it. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2273 |
These humans don't taste like they used to. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2274 |
Lately, these humans taste like plastic! |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2275 |
I don't think that's how you do the mannequin challenge. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2276 |
It's not what it looks like! |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2277 |
You really should be eating Paleo |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2278 |
The orange dummy was already taken. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2279 |
Are you surprised? You know I can smell bodice from miles away. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2280 |
I can't believe how tough the shell is. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2281 |
Just a dress rehearsal... |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2282 |
"This new era of 'alternative man' is disgusting". |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2283 |
My doctor said it would help with the cravings. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2284 |
They say it's the newest fad - the mannequin challenge. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2285 |
I just have one more week of training. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2286 |
It's the new high fiber diet. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2287 |
I wasn't always this gullible. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2288 |
'' This is all I could grab from the sinking ship..All the other fresh stuff was gone.'' |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2289 |
Gnash-test dummy |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2290 |
I come from a long line of vicious mannequin eaters. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2291 |
Is there something in my teeth? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2292 |
I prefer the chewy ones. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2293 |
It's fat and gluten free. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2294 |
Don't judge me! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2295 |
This pacifier thing is really working. I am down to just two humans a week! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2296 |
someone already got the wings |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2297 |
They call it bait and switch. I call it tasteless humor. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2298 |
It came with a side of haute couture. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2299 |
Four words ... is it Shark Fishing for Dummies? |
1.2152 |
0.06413 |
79 |
68 |
5 |
6 |
2300 |
You're gonna need a bigger dress. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2301 |
This is part of my new high fiber, low fat diet |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2302 |
Frank remained hopeful, as he and his mentor worked hard to get thru the practice session |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2303 |
I've brought you the low-fat version. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2304 |
Wilbur tries to bribe Alice with fake people bait. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2305 |
Jaws 6 Mannequin 3 |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2306 |
It's vegetarian AND gluten free! |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2307 |
I thought Mom said we were mannequin-eating sharks. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2308 |
You know I would have to say it taste a lot like chicken. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2309 |
Somehow, I thought going vegan would taste better. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2310 |
No, not organic but it IS gluten-free. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2311 |
I couldn't find organic. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2312 |
Tastes like chicken oddly enough |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2313 |
It's an 'alternative snack.' |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2314 |
Fashion Week leftovers. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2315 |
You can't have a leg. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2316 |
The doctor said my cholesterol was too high. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2317 |
Ok, it's nine letters and rhymes with fin |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2318 |
I'm on a low-fat diet. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2319 |
As vegan humans go, it's the best I've had, but it still lacks that taste of fear. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2320 |
What you lack in style, you make up in form. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2321 |
It's GMO free. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2322 |
Alright, alright...I'll bite. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2323 |
It's amazing what they are doing with soy lately. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2324 |
It tastes like Melba toast but I've lost 50 pounds. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2325 |
YEP,ACADEMY AWARDS IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2326 |
For heaven's sake! Would you please put your glasses on! |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2327 |
Form follows luncheon. |
1.2152 |
0.06413 |
79 |
68 |
5 |
6 |
2328 |
It's the fifth step. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2329 |
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2330 |
Then finish up with 30 minutes of cardio. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2331 |
They really don't make'em like they used to. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2332 |
It's not so bad once you get the skin off. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2333 |
It tastes just like surfer! |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2334 |
I was pretty doubtful, but it really has helped curb my cravings. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2335 |
I said "Man in fin!" Not "manikin". |
1.2152 |
0.06413 |
79 |
68 |
5 |
6 |
2336 |
They used to have more flavor. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2337 |
The design team at Sharks Fifth Avenue |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2338 |
Remember to keep your head down and follow through when we get to the beach. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2339 |
They say you can't tell the difference, but I can always tell it's tofuman |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2340 |
Taste like rubber chicken. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2341 |
So now you're vegan? |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2342 |
I'm practicing for the upcoming swimming season. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2343 |
Every year it's the same thing: I'm eating junk food for weeks after the Super Bowl. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2344 |
It is lower in carbs, but it just doesn't taste the same. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2345 |
alternative snacks |
1.2152 |
0.06413 |
79 |
68 |
5 |
6 |
2346 |
I'm eating the non-fat variety. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2347 |
So is that new meat substitute you've been raving about? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2348 |
What kind of sick joke is this? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2349 |
Low fat, High carb...what's not to like? |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2350 |
Honey, I've decided to go vegan |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2351 |
It prevents plaque build-up. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2352 |
I'm mostly a bargain hunter. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2353 |
Well, it's high in fiber, anyway. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2354 |
It helps with my diet and it's gluten free. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2355 |
They're totally overrated. Sad. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2356 |
Dummy, you took the bait. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2357 |
It's all that was left. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2358 |
Ed, for God sake, brick and mortar retail is over. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2359 |
I came. I saw. I chomped. That's who I am. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2360 |
Meet George Jetsam. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2361 |
Are you calling me a dummy |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2362 |
I thought we agreed to avoid artificial ingredients. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2363 |
I'm pretty sure I need glasses. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2364 |
This seems fishy... |
1.2152 |
0.06413 |
79 |
68 |
5 |
6 |
2365 |
I know it's not the same, but honey, it's Shark Week and there are no swimmers. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2366 |
It's Shark Week on the fashion channel. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2367 |
It fit right off the rack! |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2368 |
#mannequinchallenge #missthesurfers |
1.2152 |
0.06413 |
79 |
68 |
5 |
6 |
2369 |
Don't talk with your mouth full. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2370 |
I think you misunderstood the mannequin challenge. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2371 |
All the protein was gone. I had to settle for fiber. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2372 |
"Shark Bites Man" isn't news, they said. So I'll settle for fake news. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2373 |
For the last time, George, we are not mannequin eating sharks! |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2374 |
I told you not to get it from the eBay. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2375 |
Not as tasty as those with arms and legs |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2376 |
I'm vegetarian now. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2377 |
That dress looks great in you. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2378 |
Don't let those sharks see you're still teething. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2379 |
Yes dear, in retrospect, it did seems a bit too easy of a kill. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2380 |
Not that kind of arms reduction! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2381 |
I'm a Vegan, but I like hearing the people scream. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2382 |
....the challenge isn't to get the mannequin. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2383 |
My doctor said I needed more fiber. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2384 |
Hey, Dummy! |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2385 |
Finally, one that doesn't taste like chicken. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2386 |
Sea levels rise; haute couture plummets. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2387 |
Since when did you become a vegetarian? |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2388 |
I'm not sure if this is what they meant by the Mannequin challenge |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2389 |
I've been cutting down on saturated fats. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2390 |
I've decided to go vegetarian. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2391 |
"Sharkasm" is lost on you, Bob. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2392 |
I'm going to take it back to Nordstrom's. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2393 |
I'm becoming a vegetarian. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2394 |
I'm trying to kick the habit. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2395 |
There was a half-off sale. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2396 |
Its an alternate meal |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2397 |
When you're famous they'll let you do anything! |
1.2152 |
0.06413 |
79 |
68 |
5 |
6 |
2398 |
Look what I learned in school today! |
1.2152 |
0.06661 |
79 |
69 |
3 |
7 |
2399 |
He was a horrible surfer anyway. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2400 |
Look, I won the mannequin challenge. |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
2401 |
Are you sure this is gluten free? |
1.2125 |
0.06583 |
80 |
70 |
3 |
7 |
2402 |
It doesn't taste like much, but it's certified humane. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2403 |
I'm a mannequin eater! |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2404 |
'On the plus side, it's gluten-free.' |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2405 |
Have you ever considered glasses. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2406 |
I found her first |
1.2125 |
0.06583 |
80 |
70 |
3 |
7 |
2407 |
Please stop with the vegan thing, Carl. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2408 |
Usually, they're crunchy on the inside. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2409 |
What? It's gluten free. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2410 |
Man-Eater, you idiot! |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2411 |
I'm in training. |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
2412 |
A bit dry and could use some seasoning |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2413 |
Nah, I don't miss gluten at all |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
2414 |
I thought you said swimmers were soft and squishy. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2415 |
It's genetically modified. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2416 |
At least it has more calories than that swimsuit model you ate last week. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2417 |
I told you Project Runway jumped the shark. |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
2418 |
I know everyone says they taste great, but I'm unimpressed. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2419 |
That still counts on your diet. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2420 |
I'm watching my sodium. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2421 |
I prefer imitation crab |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2422 |
Tibby says I need more fiber. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2423 |
Ever since shark week my wife has decided we should become vegetarian. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2424 |
Finally, a relationship I can sink my teeth into. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2425 |
May I interest madam in the latest in chew toys? |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2426 |
My nutritionist recommended I cut back on dressing. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2427 |
Fashion week's over. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2428 |
I caught him talking to the little mermaid. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2429 |
Diet food! Tasteless. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2430 |
This high fiber diet is the worst! |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2431 |
But it looked so good on 'Shark Tank!' |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2432 |
If this doesn't work I'll go back to therapy |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2433 |
Shark Diving For Dummies |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2434 |
No, I meant "address form" |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2435 |
Tastes like chicken! |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2436 |
You should have seen the one that got away! |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2437 |
Phglkjnttblllth zltttbhrrhn plthsks mrbdtthth. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2438 |
I'm not so sure about this gluten-free stuff . . . |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2439 |
Something you saw in a window? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2440 |
Try this when your baby starts teething. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2441 |
Honestly, does he look like he struggled? |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2442 |
Seriously, I think the kale had more flavor. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2443 |
Now who's the dummy? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2444 |
The doctor says I need more fiber in my diet. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2445 |
I guess we're having another takeout for dinner. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2446 |
I heard humans were tough to eat, and that's no exaggeration. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2447 |
It tastes just like the real thing and it's gluten free. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2448 |
After global warming: sharks hunt for food on Fifth Avenue. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2449 |
Honestly Sarah, how long is this vegan phase going to last? |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2450 |
After dinner mannequin? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2451 |
What do you mean I have something stuck in my teeth |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2452 |
You can get 'em at the pet store -- the chew toy section. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2453 |
This genetic modification is going too far. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2454 |
Two years in business school and what comes out of your mouth? Window dressing! |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2455 |
They dress well, but they taste awful. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2456 |
Sorry, you're no man eater. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2457 |
I don't eat meat. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2458 |
It's my dress rehearsal. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2459 |
I returned that hideous sharkskin suit. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2460 |
They're damned tasteless, but they help me lose weight. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2461 |
I gotta get off this gluten-free stuff. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2462 |
Oh please, not another fake human interest story. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2463 |
Not a lot left on the South Beach diet after school starts, is there? |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2464 |
Crunchy? Yes, but I prefer the organically grown variety. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2465 |
Looks like someone is getting their fifth row of teeth. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2466 |
This GMO stuff tastes just like the real thing. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2467 |
The alternative fact told me it was human. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2468 |
Sitting through another full day of training seminars is going to be the death of me. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2469 |
This one tastes a little stale. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2470 |
You see a mannequin, I see a surfer. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2471 |
It tastes much better with dressing. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2472 |
You calling me a dummy? |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2473 |
It's my transitional object. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2474 |
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2475 |
It's just not like it was in the movies. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2476 |
These low calorie snacks always taste like cardboard. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2477 |
Organic is just too hard to find. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2478 |
It needs to be dressed first. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2479 |
The vegetarian version never tastes as good. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2480 |
You took the mannequin challenge a bit literally. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2481 |
My wife has me on a diet. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2482 |
This one may be past its expiration date. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2483 |
I guess I'm the dummy now! |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2484 |
No, it's not organic. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2485 |
Thought you were off processed foods. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2486 |
needs a little salt |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2487 |
Where'd you get the stiff? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2488 |
Auditions for Project Finway are next week. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2489 |
I'm so hungry I could eat a mannequin. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2490 |
I though you said it looked like it's YUMMY. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2491 |
It's higher in fiber. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2492 |
I,m taking it to school, it,s a teaching aid. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2493 |
This high fiber diet is just no fun. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2494 |
Habeas Porpoise? |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2495 |
Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2496 |
Tim Gunn rejected my Project Runway submission. So I ate him.... |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2497 |
The deep sea fishermen are getting more clever with their bate |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2498 |
We're doing The Manequin, so just don't move. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2499 |
If a delicacy seems too easily caught to be true, it probably is. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2500 |
"I'd like you to meet my new friend Venus". |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2501 |
Oh yeah, and she came deliciously dressed for the occasion, too. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2502 |
Thought I'd attach a string, throw it out on the beach and see what I can catch. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2503 |
I don't think that's what they meant by "Mannequin Challenge". |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2504 |
That's not what they mean by the Mannequin Challenge. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2505 |
It's my alternative fact dinner |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2506 |
There's no such thing as a great "off-white" shark. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2507 |
You're right, global warming is making this species more tasteless and pacific. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2508 |
Doctor's orders. Less red meat, more fiberglass and plastic. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2509 |
Alternative fact: I have all the protein I need right here. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2510 |
It's is just not as juicy |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2511 |
I know, I need to wear my glasses. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2512 |
Two choices. Lasik surgery or starve. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2513 |
It's "alternative" food. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2514 |
What does she have that I don't? |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2515 |
Looks like you fell for a lure. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2516 |
Please pass the dressing. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2517 |
It's for my after school project. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2518 |
This mannequin challenge is easy. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2519 |
Just how is that healthier? |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2520 |
I'm pretty sure this one is gluten-free |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2521 |
It's a "fake" human. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2522 |
Alternative human. I find the real thing too.........hostile. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2523 |
Want to warm-up a bit before 'Shark Week'? |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2524 |
Practice makes perfect. Now bite the dummy again. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2525 |
Don't judge me, Paul. It's Fashion Week...! |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2526 |
I voted for him because he said I'd eat so many people I'd get tired of eating people. And now, this. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2527 |
That last attack was a total bust. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2528 |
Roughage is good for you. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2529 |
No you dummy! |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2530 |
Not as tasty as the real thing, but it's twice as filling. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2531 |
A little boney |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2532 |
Fake nude . |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2533 |
This mannequin duplicates the first lady's figure. Please swim to China and find a designer for her. And keep this a secret. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2534 |
It's easy, now i just wait for the tailor. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2535 |
No, it's not as tasty, but it is gluten free. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2536 |
Do you have to bring her everywhere we go? |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2537 |
It may taste like cardboard, but it helps me keep my girlish figure. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2538 |
OK, today we'll learn how to perform the Heimlich Maneuver. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2539 |
I binge on processed food only occasionally. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2540 |
Taste like chicken, but then everything does! |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2541 |
Tastes just like meat but it's totally vegan. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2542 |
Calling it alt-human makes it easier to swallow. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2543 |
...and the Award for Best Mako-Up Artist goes to... |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2544 |
Nah, giving up meat was easy. It's the 6 AM yoga class that's kicking my butt. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2545 |
Okay, so I'm a metrosharkual...bite me. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2546 |
I gave up on Paleo. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2547 |
Mannequin Eating Shark |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2548 |
Are you going to finish that? |
1.2051 |
0.04602 |
78 |
62 |
16 |
0 |
2549 |
It's a "piece" offering. Get it? |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2550 |
No, of course it doesn't taste as good. But it's GMO-free. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2551 |
Looks like the mannequin challenge was at the nude beach. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2552 |
Tastes like chicken! |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2553 |
Honey, I told you not to eat processed foods. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2554 |
No thanks, I'm cutting out the processed stuff. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2555 |
At least its clothes were tasteful... |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2556 |
It is an alternative fish. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2557 |
No resistance. No blood. So, more of a snacking frenzy. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2558 |
The waiter said it's not on the endangered species list. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2559 |
So is this the carnivore's dilemma? |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2560 |
Mine? I'll keep it on the continental shelf. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2561 |
This cartoonist has really jumped the shark with this one. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2562 |
This one has been out in the sun too long. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2563 |
Those diets never seem to work |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2564 |
That's how I got busted in the carpool lane |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2565 |
Your failing eyesight worries me... |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2566 |
It's got 40% fewer calories, but I admit I miss the mouth-feel of the real thing. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2567 |
I'll admit it's going better than the Ice Bucket Challenge. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2568 |
It's not a mannequin. It's an alternative diver. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2569 |
I know, these low cal meals taste terrible. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2570 |
Taste's like surfer. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2571 |
Is this your Vegan meal? |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2572 |
It's less satisfying but fewer calories. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2573 |
You ordered fat free, right? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2574 |
I'm dieting. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2575 |
It's what I get for attacking a boat named "April Fool". |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2576 |
You can hardly tell the the difference. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2577 |
What... you never heard of the mannequin challenge |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2578 |
It needs a bit of seasoning. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2579 |
You're telling me now that I've had model stuck in my teeth all day?! |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2580 |
Close! Next time... really sink your teeth in! I want to see the fear in his eyes! |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2581 |
Don't point fins, it's PETA approved |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2582 |
Fake News, Fake Flesh. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2583 |
My Gastroenterologist said to stick with bland food. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2584 |
It's part of my new high fiber, low carb diet. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2585 |
I'm practicing until I come across a live one. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2586 |
The taste is bad, but it's zero calories. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2587 |
I got the last one. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2588 |
Not sure I like this trend towards artificial food. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2589 |
Let's practice. More innocent refugees are coming. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2590 |
I'm dubious; are you sure this high fiber diet is gonna work? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2591 |
Because I'm trying to get more fiber in my diet. |
1.2051 |
0.04602 |
78 |
62 |
16 |
0 |
2592 |
I took the Manikin Challenge |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2593 |
I'll distract them with this fake body... then you swim in for the kill. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2594 |
Hey, Harry, you forgot your glasses again. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2595 |
Well, you lose some of the flavor, but it's half the calories. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2596 |
This definitely does NOT taste like chicken. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2597 |
It's a major award! |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2598 |
I'm on a low-fat diet. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2599 |
I'm on a no hemoglobin diet. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2600 |
It has zero calories but still tastes like people. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2601 |
You haven't heard of the mannequin challenge? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2602 |
I said enough with the mannequin challenges! |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2603 |
He did not cost an arm and a leg , and his cholesterol was low... |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2604 |
it's a risk you run with a dating service. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2605 |
Why can't you ever just support my accomplishments |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2606 |
I went vegan. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2607 |
Lo-fat... good crunch, but pretty tasteless. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2608 |
I'm going vegetarian. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2609 |
I told you this fake news was going to have a domino effect.. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2610 |
I caught him playing dead. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2611 |
She was "dressed to kill." |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2612 |
Honey, that is not what I meant when I said we ought to do the mannequin challenge. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2613 |
Darn, completely overcooked. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2614 |
I'm on a high fiber diet. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2615 |
Same great flavor, half the calories. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2616 |
I'm not so sure it's a shish kebab. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2617 |
A chew toy? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2618 |
I'm on the alternate fact diet. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2619 |
I wish they'd stop with their fad diets... hardly any meat on 'em anymore. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2620 |
I'm cutting down on protein. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2621 |
I'm weaning off. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2622 |
This is the best lure ever. I set it up near the beach and in no time lunch shows up |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2623 |
Is there an optometrist you would recommend ? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2624 |
I prefer dating models |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2625 |
It comforts me in the off-season |
1.2051 |
0.04602 |
78 |
62 |
16 |
0 |
2626 |
I'm trying to go vegan. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2627 |
I'm practicing! |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2628 |
A little tough, but at least its not wiggling. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2629 |
No, no, it's MANeater, MANeater. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2630 |
This is a tough one; already broke four of my teeth on her! |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2631 |
They tried to bring back sharkskin. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2632 |
Unfortunately, I couldn't attend the awards ceremony. |
1.2051 |
0.04602 |
78 |
62 |
16 |
0 |
2633 |
They're Mannequin chips. Gluten and human free. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2634 |
I can't resist the mannequin challenge. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2635 |
It's not bad, but the non-vegan version is delicious. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2636 |
This brand is crunchier, but has no flavor. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2637 |
Imitation human just doesn't cut it for me. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2638 |
What is it with all the blank stares today ? |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2639 |
I'm allergic to blood. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2640 |
Kind of tastes like chicken. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2641 |
I've decided to entirely eliminate meat from my diet. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2642 |
Well, somebody has to dress the First Lady. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2643 |
It's not as tasty but it's 0% fat. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2644 |
That's not how the Mannequin Challenge works. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2645 |
So I'm vegan now. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2646 |
For heaven sake, can't you ever bring home something appetizing? |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2647 |
Mind you, when done for real there will be more struggling. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2648 |
I've decided to give up meat. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2649 |
We've got to start labeling our food! |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2650 |
I really want to move out of the city. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2651 |
I've turned vegan. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2652 |
I told you not to order the prix fixe menu. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2653 |
How'd I do on that one coach? |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2654 |
Not great, but it's Gluten free and fat free |
1.2025 |
0.04550 |
79 |
63 |
16 |
0 |
2655 |
I'm auditioning for Jaws 4. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
2656 |
he wants a shark skin suit. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
2657 |
Tastes like Venus De Milo. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2658 |
It's sort of like a vapor cigarette. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2659 |
Just doing a couple dummy runs before we feast. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2660 |
Let's not shop at IKEA anymore |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2661 |
That's it. No more vegetarian restaurants for me. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2662 |
"Art-i-fish-al? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2663 |
You may accuse me of stating an alternative fact, but she is the most delicious woman I have ever eaten. |
1.1948 |
0.06414 |
77 |
68 |
3 |
6 |
2664 |
Come back with a real man. |
1.1948 |
0.06142 |
77 |
67 |
5 |
5 |
2665 |
Zero calories, though. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2666 |
My doctor said I should cut out blood. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2667 |
That's not a manatee. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2668 |
I wish it were an Oscar Mayer Wiener |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2669 |
It's really helped me to cut down. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2670 |
Sometimes the vegan option doesn't quite cut it. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2671 |
I hate these artificial flavors |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2672 |
It sure beats patches. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2673 |
Still rehearsing for that "Jaws" audition? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2674 |
#MannequinChallenge, bro. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2675 |
She seemed like a good catch at the time, but she didn't taste as good as she looked. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2676 |
I have no idea what it is, but I saw it on 'Shark Tank' so I just had to have it. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2677 |
Tastes just like chicken. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2678 |
I thought you were dating a manatee. |
1.1948 |
0.06142 |
77 |
67 |
5 |
5 |
2679 |
I guess we have to settle for farm raised again. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2680 |
Our friends are right. You are a dumb shark |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2681 |
Just catching one more mannequin and I get my license to go after the live ones! |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2682 |
The truck drivers were all gone, but these are kinda fun to chew on. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2683 |
But it is gluten free |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2684 |
Are you the shark attorney who handles 'bait & switch' cases? |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2685 |
Sorry honey, real human meat triples our carbon footprint. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2686 |
It's kind of dry |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2687 |
Did I win the mannequin challenge? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2688 |
They have such great taste in fashion |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2689 |
The taste is bland without dressing. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2690 |
My doctor says that it will decrease my cravings. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2691 |
You're right, I know. It's not the same. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2692 |
Fiber diet. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2693 |
It's not bad if you brine it. |
1.1948 |
0.06414 |
77 |
68 |
3 |
6 |
2694 |
Dummy. That's fake food. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2695 |
The limbs tasted very processed; I'm hoping the torso is better. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2696 |
You're right, not much nutritional value. But nice crunch. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
2697 |
These come without preservatives! |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2698 |
It doesn't taste that good but it's low cal and high in roughage. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2699 |
Fashionable - but strangely tasteless. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2700 |
This one needs seasoning |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2701 |
Going vegan hasn't been easy. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2702 |
It's low calorie. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2703 |
It's got a longer shelf life. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
2704 |
It's an E-victim--I've been trying to quit. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2705 |
Got it from Gimbel's in '86. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2706 |
It was the only vegetarian thing on the menu. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2707 |
This one is unusually tough. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2708 |
The shelf life may have improved, but everything else is worse. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2709 |
Alternative fish |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2710 |
Apparently "edible" was an alternative fact. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2711 |
I've decided to sink my teeth into a fashion career. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2712 |
This junk food will rot your current set of teeth out. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2713 |
The Mannequin Challenge is harder than it looks. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2714 |
Are there different flavors? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2715 |
The Mediterranean diet. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2716 |
Mannequin challenge, schmannequin challenge. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2717 |
I'm here for the mannequin challenge |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2718 |
I gave up smoking. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2719 |
They didn't have your size. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2720 |
You're doing it wrong. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2721 |
My doctor recommended that I go gluten free.... |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2722 |
People don't go the mall anymore. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2723 |
"Alternative people" are leaving me unsatisfied |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2724 |
You know what color would look great? White. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2725 |
I'm gonna dress it up and use it as a decoy. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
2726 |
I got the hugest person ever. What a fighter. Look at the blood. Incredible! |
1.1948 |
0.06414 |
77 |
68 |
3 |
6 |
2727 |
I think I've outgrown teething toys. Give me the real thing. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
2728 |
Are you making another dummy run? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2729 |
They were out of organic. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2730 |
Hey, Dummy! |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2731 |
No, he said bring a 'panic in' to shore, not a mannequin, silly! |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2732 |
Maybe you should look up "mannequin challenge" again |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2733 |
I'm trying to be more conscious of what I eat. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2734 |
They were having a sale. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2735 |
Dress rehearsal time. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2736 |
It's my new retainer. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2737 |
I'm transitioning to a vegan diet. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2738 |
Too much artificial flavoring. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2739 |
Meatless Human is even dryer than a turkey burger |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2740 |
Yes, but theses are high in fibre. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
2741 |
I'm trying to increase the amount of fiber in my diet. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2742 |
Apparently it's a new fad diet called the mannequin challenge. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2743 |
What do you mean, you don't believe she's real? Check the alternative facts! |
1.1948 |
0.06142 |
77 |
67 |
5 |
5 |
2744 |
It tastes a little worse but it's gluten free. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2745 |
I admire your resolution but I don't think that qualifies as vegan. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2746 |
This vegetarian diet is not working at all for me |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2747 |
That's not how you do the mannequin challenge. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2748 |
Does this make me a mannequin-eating shark? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2749 |
It's only fake food but I love it. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2750 |
Better than snacking because it fools your hunger pangs without the calories. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2751 |
I think I've got the hang of it. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2752 |
Alt-human, tastes like surfboard. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2753 |
Surfer decoy, nicely played. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2754 |
I'm a Makover shark. |
1.1948 |
0.06142 |
77 |
67 |
5 |
5 |
2755 |
No more 'form over substance.' |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2756 |
When will I learn? Fast food always tastes like plastic. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2757 |
That's good Junior. Just try to leave a nice, clean, circular bite mark. It's more dramatic. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2758 |
I thought they were soft on the outside, chewy on the inside. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2759 |
I'm going to need a bigger throat |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2760 |
Can we keep him? |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2761 |
This New Year's diet is killing me. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2762 |
you have to crawl before you can walk |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2763 |
I've gone on a no-fat diet. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2764 |
Will Amazon exchange it for the real thing? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2765 |
Practice, practice, practice. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2766 |
As it turns out, seeing is not believing. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2767 |
It's a comfort animal. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2768 |
I couldn't find a dumb human, but I found a human dummy! |
1.1948 |
0.06142 |
77 |
67 |
5 |
5 |
2769 |
They're always a little bony, but I think this one has gone bad. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2770 |
Do we have ketchup? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2771 |
I can't quite put my fin on it, but something's changed up there. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2772 |
Let it go!! Haven't you heard that dummies are an endangered species??!! |
1.1948 |
0.06142 |
77 |
67 |
5 |
5 |
2773 |
You know i'm a vegan now and this helps with the cravings. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2774 |
I'm on a low cholesterol diet |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2775 |
Not as satisfying as I expected. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2776 |
Maybe I need glasses. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2777 |
It's for the baby! |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2778 |
I hate this new diet. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2779 |
Take out again!? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2780 |
Not that I mind removing the limbs myself, but I can live without the mess. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2781 |
I had to get it retail. |
1.1948 |
0.06142 |
77 |
67 |
5 |
5 |
2782 |
It's not bad for gluten-free. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
2783 |
I told you, you need to see an eye doctor. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2784 |
I take it the dress didn't fit? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2785 |
It's a human-eating cessation aid. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2786 |
I'm on this new vegan diet. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2787 |
She was wearing sharkskin. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2788 |
After the beach "incident," my councelor made me start people replacement therapy. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2789 |
Mock human, tastes like the real thing and fewer calories |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2790 |
Eat mannequins, not too many, mostly torsos. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2791 |
It's a clinical trial. It's just a placebo. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2792 |
l'm so not a fan of artificial flavoring. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2793 |
I'm trying to kick the habit. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2794 |
Yes its no-fat, but it just doesn't have the same mouth feel. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2795 |
It's recommended by four out of five marine biologists. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2796 |
It needs salt. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2797 |
I was shoplifting. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2798 |
Look, you can dress it up all you want, but the fat-free alternative just isn't the same. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2799 |
It's imitation flab. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
2800 |
I think the diet's working. I'm down to a size two. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2801 |
I know it's fake, but it drives the women crazy |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2802 |
Alternative human? You expect me to swallow that? |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2803 |
We think it's a wonderful baby teether. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2804 |
They're wrong. It doesn't taste like chicken. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
2805 |
I like the cream-filled ones better, but I'm on a diet |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2806 |
This thing is full of pin bones. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2807 |
I forgot to tell you it's FASHION WEEK, here in Miami. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
2808 |
Tell me again you're not worried about Ocean Plastic? |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
2809 |
You say mannequin. I say dummy. |
1.1867 |
0.06208 |
75 |
66 |
4 |
5 |
2810 |
It's good practice. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2811 |
Damn thing is stuck on my teeth. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2812 |
You're on that new Dressmaker's Diet, aren't you. It's really working. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
2813 |
I know, Helen, I know...delicious AND vegan |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
2814 |
oddly enough tastes like "Chicken" |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2815 |
I should have known they'er never as tasty as the real thing. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2816 |
It was the peg leg fooled me |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2817 |
I worry about the ones from Flint. All that lead is bad for you. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
2818 |
You do realize that's alternative flesh. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2819 |
Frank, you have taken this vegan thing too far. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
2820 |
Form over function. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
2821 |
It's better than the reel thing. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2822 |
It's only target practice. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2823 |
I need to add more fiber to my diet. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
2824 |
Are you SURE it's organic? |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2825 |
It's part of my new meatless diet. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2826 |
I know you're on a diet, but it just doesn't look appetizing without the dressing. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2827 |
Does this make me look fat? |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
2828 |
I'm trying to quit eating swimmers. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
2829 |
'That's not a real man!" "I know but it's an alternative man." |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
2830 |
It was this or Trump, and I believe in professional courtesy. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |