Contest #555


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555


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-01-30
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-02-12 (estimated)
Number of captions 6353
Number of responses 501078
Number of participants 11382


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I'll never let go. 2.6342 0.01961 1468 244 49 1175
1 I had the tailor over for lunch. 2.0151 0.02568 1194 461 254 479
2 You're the one who said I wasn't eating enough fiber. 1.9194 0.03442 695 316 119 260
3 So I stick the head up a few times, the lifeguard runs in, bingo! 1.7138 0.04918 297 161 60 76
4 You're both dummies! 1.7119 0.04903 295 159 62 74
5 ... one giant leap for a mannequin. 1.6975 0.04800 281 146 74 61
6 I miss the screaming. 1.6975 0.04800 281 146 74 61
7 I call it 'A Farewell to Arms'. 1.6769 0.05182 260 146 52 62
8 I miss all the screaming and thrashing. 1.6693 0.04835 254 131 76 47
9 The dressmaker, however, was delicious. 1.6114 0.05119 211 115 63 33
10 Fake news, fake people....what's going on up there? 1.6019 0.05492 206 121 46 39
11 Nooo. I said I wanted a "man again". 1.5737 0.05840 190 119 33 38
12 Yeah, but half an hour later, you want another one. 1.5737 0.05129 190 105 61 24
13 It's not bad, but all things being equal I'd rather have gotten Steve Bannon. 1.5714 0.06055 189 123 24 42
14 I'm in the placebo group. 1.5676 0.05772 185 114 37 34
15 It was this or kale. 1.5628 0.05562 183 109 45 29
16 It needs a little dressing. 1.5604 0.05477 182 107 48 27
17 You do realize that’s just empty calories. 1.5604 0.05365 182 105 52 25
18 I see two dummies. 1.5604 0.05533 182 108 46 28
19 It needs some dressing 1.5580 0.05613 181 109 43 29
20 Just admit it. You need glasses. 1.5580 0.05446 181 106 49 26
21 The hardest part for me was getting into the department store. 1.5531 0.05439 179 105 49 25
22 It was this or kale. 1.5506 0.05635 178 108 42 28
23 Needs dressing. 1.5480 0.05884 177 112 33 32
24 They make great lifeguard bait. 1.5460 0.05739 174 107 39 28
25 Jeez Charlie, I think they got you in the placebo group! 1.5407 0.05492 172 102 47 23
26 I'll thrash it around just beyond the breakers and when the lifeguard comes out you nab him. 1.5380 0.05762 171 106 38 27
27 I tell you, Steve, it was a frenzy. Everything was at least half off. 1.5380 0.05702 171 105 40 26
28 It's not the same without the flailing. 1.5325 0.05695 169 104 40 25
29 It doesn't quite have the same texture, but it's the ethical choice. 1.5298 0.05401 168 99 49 20
30 It's like a person, but without the bitter aftertaste. 1.5298 0.05722 168 104 39 25
31 I try not to eat anything with a face. 1.5294 0.05670 170 105 40 25
32 I poke it through the surface. Shake it a bit. And bingo! Lifeguard for supper. 1.5244 0.05958 164 105 32 27
33 It's true. People have no taste. 1.5244 0.05569 164 99 44 21
34 It's Farewell to Arms and Legs. 1.5241 0.06085 166 109 27 30
35 It looked better in the window. 1.5241 0.05384 166 98 49 19
36 I think I got the placebo. 1.5215 0.05595 163 99 43 21
37 You got it all wrong. I didn't mean "go eat dummy." I meant, "Go eat... Dummy!" 1.5212 0.05340 165 97 50 18
38 They're less fattening, but I do miss the screaming. 1.5168 0.06143 149 95 31 23
39 I'll thrash around with it near the beach, you yell out "Won't some meaty lifeguard save me?" 1.5125 0.06013 160 104 30 26
40 I liked it better when I saw it in the window. 1.5125 0.05465 160 96 46 18
41 I have no taste for fashion. 1.5094 0.05418 159 95 47 17
42 No, I said I wanted to eat 'a man again.' 1.5094 0.05977 159 103 31 25
43 Is there someone stuck in my teeth? 1.5094 0.05977 159 103 31 25
44 Don't worry. It's armless. 1.5093 0.05718 161 101 38 22
45 "It needs dressing….". 1.5064 0.05998 156 101 31 24
46 I miss the struggle. 1.5032 0.05521 155 94 44 17
47 It just needs dressing. 1.5032 0.05888 155 99 34 22
48 I said bring home take out, dummy, not dummy takeout! 1.5032 0.05959 155 100 32 23
49 I don't know how long I can do this Meatless Monday thing. 1.5032 0.05469 157 95 45 17
50 Macy's went under. 1.5000 0.05623 154 95 41 18
51 This new diet is working, but I miss the thrashing and screaming at mealtime. 1.5000 0.05845 154 98 35 21
52 I hate Meatless Monday. 1.5000 0.05989 154 100 31 23
53 It's a lifeguard lure. 1.5000 0.05989 154 100 31 23
54 Do I have someone stuck in my teeth? 1.5000 0.05917 154 99 33 22
55 This completes your training. Tomorrow we'll head for the beach. 1.4968 0.05816 155 99 35 21
56 No, thanks ... I'm a leg man. 1.4967 0.05801 153 97 36 20
57 I think we should eat other people 1.4967 0.06019 153 100 30 23
58 I saw it in the window and I just had to have it. 1.4967 0.05947 153 99 32 22
59 I saw it in the window and I couldn't resist 1.4967 0.05874 153 98 34 21
60 It keeps up our reputation, but no one gets hurt. 1.4967 0.05874 153 98 34 21
61 I faint at the sight of blood. 1.4934 0.05754 152 96 37 19
62 You're right. I need glasses. 1.4934 0.05754 152 96 37 19
63 First, fake news. Now this. 1.4902 0.05573 153 95 41 17
64 What can I say, I have a taste for fashion. 1.4901 0.05933 151 98 32 21
65 Can you believe someone was throwing this out? 1.4901 0.05858 151 97 34 20
66 I saw it in the window and had to have it. 1.4865 0.05712 148 93 38 17
67 I'm doing Meatless Mondays. 1.4865 0.06025 148 97 30 21
68 It was a bait and switch scam. 1.4830 0.05575 147 91 41 15
69 I don't eat anything with a face. 1.4830 0.06056 147 97 29 21
70 With this one you get to choose the dressing 1.4830 0.05900 147 95 33 19
71 I Can't Believe It's Not People! 1.4830 0.05900 147 95 33 19
72 Don't worry. It's armless. 1.4830 0.05978 147 96 31 20
73 There you go again, choosing form over substance. 1.4830 0.06056 147 97 29 21
74 You never listen! I said,I wanted a man again, not a Mannequin! 1.4830 0.06282 147 100 23 24
75 I'd look much less stupid if the swim suit were still on. 1.4795 0.05768 146 93 36 17
76 I've developed a taste for fashion. 1.4759 0.05714 145 92 37 16
77 Let's just say the tailor won't be coming. 1.4759 0.05879 145 94 33 18
78 I'm pro-life. 1.4726 0.05766 146 94 35 17
79 I just got tired of all the yelling and screaming 1.4722 0.05990 144 95 30 19
80 Now keep in mind the real thing squirms a lot. 1.4722 0.05826 144 93 34 17
81 Do I haf fomefing in my teef? 1.4722 0.05909 144 94 32 18
82 It's nice to have a break from all the struggle and screaming. 1.4685 0.06021 143 95 29 19
83 Have you ever heard of bait and switch? 1.4685 0.05770 143 92 35 16
84 Fake news, Fake people. Where will it end? 1.4685 0.05855 143 93 33 17
85 You said you wanted it without dressing. 1.4685 0.05855 143 93 33 17
86 I ate the tailor. This is a souvenir. 1.4685 0.06182 143 97 25 21
87 My doctor says that this will help me quit. 1.4681 0.05917 141 92 32 17
88 This one has a slight woody, yet full bodied taste. 1.4648 0.05351 142 87 44 11
89 I think this one's stale. 1.4648 0.05534 142 89 40 13
90 Somehow 'mannequin-eater' just doesn't have the same panache. 1.4643 0.05682 140 89 37 14
91 It cost me an arm and a leg. 1.4643 0.05860 140 91 33 16
92 Just practicing for spring break. 1.4643 0.06033 140 93 29 18
93 It looked a lot better in the window than it tastes.... 1.4643 0.05771 140 90 35 15
94 To be honest, it could use some dressing. 1.4643 0.06033 140 93 29 18
95 Spielberg reduced the budget. 1.4604 0.06064 139 93 28 18
96 Do I have something stuck in my teeth? 1.4604 0.05889 139 91 32 16
97 It's bait. I'll thrash this around on the surface, and you yell "Help! Help! I can't swim!", OK? 1.4604 0.06316 139 96 22 21
98 It's OK, I guess. but I miss the screaming. 1.4571 0.05944 140 93 30 17
99 No, you misunderstood. I said "I bet you can't eat a man again." 1.4565 0.06181 138 94 25 19
100 Never thought I'd fall for the old bait and switch. 1.4565 0.05829 138 90 33 15
101 I think I'm mannequin depressive. 1.4565 0.05829 138 90 33 15
102 I got it at the Great White Sale. 1.4526 0.06039 137 92 28 17
103 You've got something between your teeth. 1.4526 0.05949 137 91 30 16
104 It has lots of insoluble fiber, without all the screaming. 1.4526 0.06214 137 94 24 19
105 It just needs a little dressing 1.4526 0.05577 137 87 38 12
106 Of course, I miss the taste, blood curdling screams and thrashing around, but my cholesterol is way down." 1.4526 0.06300 137 95 22 20
107 Do I have something in my teeth? 1.4526 0.05766 137 89 34 14
108 First the fake crab, now this? 1.4526 0.05858 137 90 32 15
109 It never tastes as good as it looks. 1.4526 0.05949 137 91 30 16
110 They say it helps you kick the habit. 1.4526 0.06039 137 92 28 17
111 I can't stand the sight of blood. 1.4526 0.05858 137 90 32 15
112 Usually they put up more of a struggle 1.4485 0.05887 136 90 31 15
113 I can't tell you. I've never had chicken. 1.4478 0.06045 134 90 28 16
114 Just can't swim past a garage sale, can you? 1.4478 0.06045 134 90 28 16
115 I saw it in the window and I just had to have it. 1.4478 0.06045 134 90 28 16
116 It takes the edge off but it doesn't stop the cravings. 1.4436 0.05982 133 89 29 15
117 I saw it in the window and I couldn't resist 1.4436 0.05886 133 88 31 14
118 I attacked because she wasn't armed. 1.4436 0.06529 133 95 17 21
119 It just needs dressing. 1.4436 0.05982 133 89 29 15
120 This is the last meal I will order online. 1.4436 0.06077 133 90 27 16
121 I just saw it in the window and HAD to have it. 1.4436 0.06170 133 91 25 17
122 Only dummies swim in shark infested waters. 1.4394 0.06202 132 91 24 17
123 I went window shopping 1.4394 0.05817 132 87 32 13
124 The department store went under. 1.4394 0.06013 132 89 28 15
125 It's supposed to help me quit. 1.4394 0.06108 132 90 26 16
126 I went window shopping 1.4361 0.05479 133 85 38 10
127 I know it's just empty calories 1.4351 0.05429 131 83 39 9
128 Definitely not like chicken. 1.4308 0.06074 130 89 26 15
129 I wondered why there wasn't much of a frenzy. 1.4308 0.05875 130 87 30 13
130 I can't wait until Lent is over. 1.4308 0.06074 130 89 26 15
131 Turns out the billowing red stream was just taffeta. 1.4308 0.06074 130 89 26 15
132 How do you think this would look in me? 1.4308 0.06074 130 89 26 15
133 Its a dummy, dummy. 1.4308 0.06172 130 90 24 16
134 They pulled the old bait-and-switch on me. 1.4308 0.05875 130 87 30 13
135 It cost me an arm and a leg. 1.4308 0.05772 130 86 32 12
136 First, I'd like to thank the Academy. 1.4297 0.06144 128 88 25 15
137 I found thousands of these leftover from Trump's inauguration. 1.4297 0.06718 128 94 13 21
138 As a matter of fact I did just read "Shark Attack for Dummies." Why? 1.4297 0.06043 128 87 27 14
139 Mannequin-eater doesn't have the same ring. 1.4297 0.06043 128 87 27 14
140 Needs dressing. 1.4297 0.06144 128 88 25 15
141 One of you is a dummy. 1.4297 0.06341 128 90 21 17
142 I'd like to thank the Academy . . . 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
143 One of you is a dummy...the other's a mannequin. 1.4297 0.06243 128 89 23 16
144 I've learned I have no taste for fashion. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
145 I always had a taste for fashion. 1.4297 0.05730 128 84 33 11
146 It's the old bait and switch. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
147 Just practicing. I'm spending the summer at Cape Cod. 1.4297 0.05730 128 84 33 11
148 You know, these healthy choices are tasteless. 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
149 I don't care what the ads say, you can taste the difference 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
150 It's a lot like imitation crab. 1.4297 0.05836 128 85 31 12
151 You know I’m automatically attracted to the human form — I just start biting them. It’s like a magnet. I just bite. I don’t even wait. And when you're a shark, they let you do it. 1.4297 0.06243 128 89 23 16
152 The doctor said it might help me quit. 1.4252 0.06277 127 89 22 16
153 It's supposed to help stop the cravings. 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
154 You're the dummy. 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
155 Macy's just went under. 1.4252 0.06074 127 87 26 14
156 It could use a little dressing. 1.4252 0.06074 127 87 26 14
157 I fell for the ol' bait and switch. 1.4252 0.06277 127 89 22 16
158 It was this or rice cakes. 1.4252 0.05536 127 82 36 9
159 What I said was, 'Go get a MAN AGAIN!' 1.4252 0.06473 127 91 18 18
160 NO, STUPID, THE BOOK IS CALLED "SHARK ATTACKS FOR DUMMIES". 1.4252 0.06473 127 91 18 18
161 It looked good in the window 1.4219 0.06036 128 88 26 14
162 The real ones give me gas. 1.4206 0.05785 126 84 31 11
163 If we make the drinks strong enough maybe none of our guests will notice. 1.4206 0.05894 126 85 29 12
164 Not sure about 'tastes great', but definitely 'less filling'. 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
165 You fell for the old bait and switch I see. 1.4206 0.05446 126 81 37 8
166 This appears to be the placebo. 1.4206 0.06208 126 88 23 15
167 I'd go ahead and make that ophthalmologist appointment. 1.4206 0.06208 126 88 23 15
168 It's great fun for scaring the crap out of tourists. 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
169 I'm a leg man myself. 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
170 Fine. I'll see the optometrist. 1.4173 0.05639 127 84 33 10
171 These are helping me quit. 1.4173 0.05962 127 87 27 13
172 Remember, if this were real, there would be more splashing but you get the idea. 1.4160 0.06137 125 87 24 14
173 It's a bit more al dente than I like. 1.4160 0.05350 125 80 38 7
174 You're the dummy. 1.4160 0.06343 125 89 20 16
175 The hard part was getting it out of the store. 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
176 First fake news, now fake people, this is getting ridiculous 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
177 Tastes like surfboard. 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
178 It helps with the cravings, but I'd give anything for a swimmer right now. 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
179 Won't you just gain all the weight back once you start eating real people again? 1.4141 0.05924 128 88 27 13
180 I don't eat anything with a face. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
181 Mainly for ethical reasons, but there are health benefits. 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
182 I like mine without dressing. 1.4113 0.06061 124 86 25 13
183 It's good practice and you don't have to put up with a lot of screaming. 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
184 It doesn't feel the same, but they said it would help with quitting. 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
185 Pay attention! I said, "let's eat a man again". 1.4098 0.06455 122 88 18 16
186 Man again? I thought you said 'mannequin'! 1.4098 0.06662 122 90 14 18
187 I think I got the placebo. 1.4098 0.06132 122 85 24 13
188 I thought the kids could use it for practice. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
189 It needs some dressing 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
190 I can't believe you fell for that dummy 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
191 I'm trying to quit 1.4098 0.05907 122 83 28 11
192 It was either this or the patch 1.4065 0.06306 123 88 20 15
193 I saw it in the window and had to have it. 1.4065 0.05868 123 84 28 11
194 Well, that was a bust. 1.4065 0.06200 123 87 22 14
195 It's definitely an acquired taste. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
196 So, I went window shopping today. 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
197 A bit on the al dente side, I'd say. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
198 It sucks. But I've lost twelve pounds. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
199 You might want some dressing on that! 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
200 It's alternative prey. 1.4050 0.06163 121 85 23 13
201 Do I need glasses? Why do you ask? 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
202 If this doesn't work I'm going to try the patch. 1.4050 0.06383 121 87 19 15
203 You can absolutely taste the difference. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
204 You know that's not good for you, George. It's artificial everything. 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
205 I think it needs dressing 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
206 Somehow, "mannequin-eater" doesn't have quite the same cachet. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
207 Is it me? People don't seem to have any taste anymore. 1.4050 0.06490 121 88 17 16
208 I've been trying to quit and this is supposed to help with the cravings. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
209 When does your optometrist get back from vacation? 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
210 You know, I kinda thought it was too easy. 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
211 It's helping me quit. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
212 My mistake, I thought it was dressed to kill. 1.4016 0.06339 122 88 19 15
213 I finally got her bathing suit off. Then what a disappointment. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
214 I'm going to dress it for dinner. 1.4000 0.05846 120 82 28 10
215 I asked for no dressing. 1.4000 0.06195 120 85 22 13
216 Just some dummy I picked up on the beach. 1.4000 0.05725 120 81 30 9
217 It's true. Macy's is underwater. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
218 I'm trying to quit, they say chewing on these helps. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
219 I don't care what you say, I love her. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
220 Teething 1.4000 0.05846 120 82 28 10
221 It's helped with the craving and I've lost ten pounds! 1.4000 0.06195 120 85 22 13
222 Retail is dead. 1.4000 0.06307 120 86 20 14
223 I think this one's stale. 1.3950 0.05873 119 82 27 10
224 I heard last year's model was a bust. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
225 I thought he was defenseless since he was unarmed. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
226 Thanks, but no thanks. I'm a leg man. 1.3950 0.06111 119 84 23 12
227 I really hate meatless Mondays 1.3932 0.05816 117 80 28 9
228 It started with imitation crab meat. 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
229 I saw it in a shop window, and I had to have it. 1.3932 0.06303 117 84 20 13
230 I told you, you needed glasses. 1.3932 0.06532 117 86 16 15
231 Fake news, fake people...what is this world coming to? 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
232 It's more form, than sustenance. 1.3932 0.05816 117 80 28 9
233 Well, at least he didn't put up much of a struggle. 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
234 Do I have anything stuck in my teeth? 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
235 I'm a manikin-eating shark. 1.3898 0.06258 118 85 20 13
236 Is this flotsam or jetsam? I never remember which is which. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
237 It tastes better with dressing. 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
238 They're sending decoys. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
239 It was bad enough when my vision went. Now I can't taste a damn thing. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
240 Ready? I'm going to release the decoy. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
241 Not much flavor ..... but on the upside no hormones, antibiotics or sunscreen. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
242 I've seeing the optometrist next week. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
243 You say it's not real prey; I say it's alternative prey. 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
244 But it looked so good in the window 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
245 They say it curbs the cravings 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
246 It is for my new book, "Dummies for Sharks." 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
247 I think this one's gone stale. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
248 It's some kind of ka-bob, but I don't like it. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
249 Must have cost you an arm and a leg. 1.3879 0.06335 116 84 19 13
250 It’s half the fat, but I miss that real human taste. 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
251 I'll set the decoy. You sneak up from behind. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
252 I make dresses Helen, it's what I do. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
253 Excuse me do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
254 I find it reduces cravings. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
255 I have one of these for breakfast, one for lunch, and then a sensible dinner. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
256 I thought it might help me quit. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
257 It keeps me from snacking between meals. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
258 The good news is I found Lady Gaga's meat dress. 1.3879 0.06453 116 85 17 14
259 I prefer it without dressing. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
260 Target practice. 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
261 "I've been trying to increase my fiber". 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
262 Please tell me you swallowed a seamstress. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
263 I hate designer food. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
264 I'm on a low garb diet. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
265 Well, that was a bust. 1.3826 0.06247 115 83 20 12
266 Ok, maybe I do need glasses. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
267 . . . and I didn't pay an arm or a leg for it! 1.3826 0.06603 115 86 14 15
268 I'm on a low-fat diet. But everything just tastes like cardboard. 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
269 It looked better with clothes on. 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
270 This one didn't even put up a fight! 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
271 It gets me in the carpool lane. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
272 Go ahead and laugh, but I've lost 500 pounds in two weeks and my cholesterol is waaay down. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
273 I finish my internship next week, then its on to the real thing. 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
274 I'm detecting a complex wood body with a concentrated plastic aftertaste followed by a smooth fiberglass finish. 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
275 It works like a Nicorette. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
276 The guy dressing it was definitely better. 1.3826 0.06368 115 84 18 13
277 This one's being really cool about the whole thing. 1.3826 0.06247 115 83 20 12
278 They let you grab them anywhere. 1.3826 0.06368 115 84 18 13
279 The guy at the market said you can't taste the difference. 1.3793 0.06202 116 84 20 12
280 The alternative facts are that she bit me first. 1.3793 0.06554 116 87 14 15
281 I know it has no nutritional value, but I can't stop eating them. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
282 I did NOT say, bring me a mannequin, you idiot, I said, bring me a man again! 1.3772 0.06401 114 84 17 13
283 Not sure how much longer I can handle Meatless Mondays. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
284 It's like nothing I've ever tasted. 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
285 I thought you were bringing the dressing. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
286 It's the last week of my cleanse. 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
287 This tastes nothing like chicken. 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
288 No, it's not the same, but it's better than the patch. 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
289 Why didn't you tell me I had something stuck in my teeth? 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
290 It's a dummy, you dummy. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
291 First fake news, now fake humans...? 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
292 I still have cravings though. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
293 I can't stop eating junk food. 1.3772 0.05044 114 74 37 3
294 Didn't even try to get away . . . such a dummy . . . 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
295 They're calling them 'alternative humans' 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
296 She was "dressed to kill." 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
297 I'm trying to eat cruelty-free. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
298 Nothing is real any more. 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
299 It was on sale. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
300 My medical plan only covers generic brands. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
301 I decided to take a stand. 1.3772 0.06521 114 85 15 14
302 Weren't you a leg man? 1.3772 0.06401 114 84 17 13
303 It's my chew toy. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
304 I think I'll bring this to the next frezny just to see what happens 1.3772 0.06401 114 84 17 13
305 I forget, is it flotsam or jetsam? 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
306 I hate being last to the feeding frenzy. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
307 I never know what to do with the pit. 1.3772 0.06279 114 83 19 12
308 It needs a little dressing. 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
309 Then in two weeks , I qualify for my first live human attack 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
310 Lately I've been craving junk. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
311 The last one struggled a lot more. 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
312 that report of swimmers was just fake news... 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
313 Did you forget the dressing? 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
314 Fake People . 1.3717 0.06675 113 86 12 15
315 It may look silly to you but I've already lost at least 10 pounds. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
316 I prefer them without any dressing. 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
317 I think this one has had work done. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
318 Doesn't taste as good, but it's got more fiber. 1.3717 0.05362 113 76 32 5
319 Whoa! First, it's fake news. Now, it's fake people! 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
320 I feel like a dummy ! 1.3717 0.06183 113 82 20 11
321 I see you've taken a trophy wife. 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
322 Did you forget to put in your contacts again? 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
323 Fake. Real ones taste like chicken. 1.3717 0.06310 113 83 18 12
324 It's meatless Monday. 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
325 It's a placebo 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
326 It was this or the patch. 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
327 It could do with a little dressing! 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
328 It came without any dressing. 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
329 All the calories are in the dressing. 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
330 It looked better than it tastes. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
331 I like mine without dressing. 1.3694 0.06390 111 82 17 12
332 survival of the fitted 1.3694 0.06517 111 83 15 13
333 I, uh, got it for my brother's bachelor party. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
334 It tastes just like the real thing, except there's no flavor or screaming. 1.3694 0.06261 111 81 19 11
335 Your technique is good! I think you're ready for the real thing, 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
336 Who are you calling a dummy? 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
337 It would taste a little better with some dressing. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
338 It's an acquired taste. 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
339 I'd like to thank the academy of ocean pictures 1.3636 0.06157 110 80 20 10
340 Yes, it's empty calories, but still filling. 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
341 I'm going to dress it first. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
342 That's not an "alternative" human, that's a dummy. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
343 My therapist thinks I'm mannequin depressive. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
344 I'm tired of eating off the rack. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
345 I thought the sign said, "Seal". 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
346 Cruelty-free just doesn't taste the same. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
347 The dentist said I had to sleep with a mouth guard 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
348 I don't like confrontation. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
349 Dummy. 1.3578 0.06585 109 83 13 13
350 Try it, it's armless 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
351 They taste better with dressing. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
352 We met on the internet 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
353 I'd like it better with dressing. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
354 I was window shopping for dinner. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
355 I asked you to bring me the dressmaker, dummy! 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
356 Can you recommend a good optometrist? 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
357 It's only my third week but already I've lost over eighty pounds! 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
358 I'm trying to quit 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
359 But it's from Saks. 1.3578 0.05135 109 73 33 3
360 This is how fake news gets started. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
361 It's supposed to help with the cravings. 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
362 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
363 I think it's an acquired taste. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
364 Shark Week meets Project Runway 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
365 It helps with my performance anxiety. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
366 You know, it's a pity. I quite like it when they struggle. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
367 I definitely thought I heard someone yell "man overboard". 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
368 Tastes like surfboard. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
369 I can't believe it's not human 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
370 Fake food??? 1.3551 0.06673 107 82 12 13
371 Call it my 'Nicorette.' 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
372 Just try a bite; if you put a pair of shorts on it, you can't tell the difference. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
373 It's fine, trust me, she's armless. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
374 But real people have such bad taste. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
375 This is my last week of training. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
376 It's artisanal. 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
377 I know she's trash, but I love her just the same. 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
378 One word: Plastics 1.3545 0.06404 110 83 15 12
379 The ones with the soft centers are better. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
380 We're man-eaters, not manikin-eaters! 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
381 I got you something from the diet menu. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
382 I was window shopping and couldn't resist. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
383 I'm practicing for spring break. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
384 How long have I been swimming around with this in my teeth? 1.3519 0.06352 108 81 16 11
385 Just my luck; a fashion designers cruise. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
386 It's a state fair. Everything is served on a stick. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
387 Abercrombie and Fish 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
388 It gives me all the pleasure of the meal without any of the calories. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
389 No, I didn't see the movie . . . 1.3491 0.06435 106 80 15 11
390 It's like Nicorette, but for people. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
391 It's a jawbreaker. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
392 I liked it better in the store. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
393 It just looked so good in the store window. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
394 He was an easy catch...a real dummy! 1.3491 0.06573 106 81 13 12
395 It's not fake. It's an alternative dinner. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
396 Amazon, of course. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
397 It's meatless Monday. 1.3491 0.06435 106 80 15 11
398 "It curbs the cravings. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
399 No, these don't taste as good, but they do have a long shelf life. 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
400 I hate going out for mannequin. An hour later, you're hungry. 1.3491 0.06435 106 80 15 11
401 It tastes a lot like chicken wire. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
402 Shark Week auditions. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
403 I still have the urge, just not as often. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
404 The vegans were wrong. You do miss it. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
405 Project Runway meets Shark Tank. 1.3491 0.06435 106 80 15 11
406 What? It's just some armless fun. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
407 I tried the patch but it didn't work for me. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
408 Billy said they all came from something called "the Inauguration." 1.3458 0.06653 107 83 11 13
409 I don't think anyone at the potluck will know the difference. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
410 Tastes like Hilfiger. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
411 She looked good with the dress on. 1.3429 0.06466 105 80 14 11
412 Don't look at me that way, I've always had a taste for fashion. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
413 I dunno - I just felt like a dummy today. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
414 My doctor prescribed it. I tried the patch, but I still had cravings. 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
415 Dry run. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
416 Next on Bravo: Project Runway vs. Shark Tank 1.3429 0.06466 105 80 14 11
417 Throw it back. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
418 Its the only thing that eases the craving. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
419 I'm on the Macy's diet. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
420 It's to correct an overbite. 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
421 I hate Meatless Monday. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
422 This one didn't even put up a fight! 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
423 Is it shark week or fashion week? 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
424 I'm more of a leg man, myself... 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
425 This one didn't scream either. I think I'm losing my touch. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
426 Who's your new chum? 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
427 And, it doesn't have that fishy taste. 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
428 I was getting mercury poisoning from all the seafood. 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
429 Sorry I'm late, there was a feeding frenzy at the mall. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
430 A bit too high on woody overtones and not enough umami. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
431 You can hardly taste the difference. 1.3396 0.06271 106 80 16 10
432 The doctor said to eat manaTEES, not manneQUINS! 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
433 People used to have better taste. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
434 It's an alternative human. I don't recommend them. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
435 Project Runway meets Shark Tank. 1.3365 0.06352 104 79 15 10
436 The selection was pretty picked over. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
437 Have you read "Shark Attacks for Dummies"? 1.3365 0.06497 104 80 13 11
438 It was half-off. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
439 It's not only their news that's fake! 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
440 I already tried the patch. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
441 I don't really care for a "Human on a Stick". 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
442 I'm not sure if I miss the extremities or the shrieks more. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
443 Does it taste any better with dressing? 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
444 I'm working on my technique before we hit the beaches. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
445 It looked tastier on Amazon. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
446 Trophy wife 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
447 It's guilt free if you don't include the dressing. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
448 There's never much meat on a model, is there? 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
449 I prefer the term "alternative food". 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
450 As you know in fashion, one day you're in... and the next day, you're lunch. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
451 And that son, is how you unsnap a bra 1.3365 0.06352 104 79 15 10
452 It's supposed to get rid of the cravings... 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
453 My doctor said I have to cut down on red meat. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
454 Fashion Week was great, but I don't think I'll be invited back. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
455 I asked for no dressing. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
456 The kids can practice with it. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
457 And then he said, "Who you calling dummy?" 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
458 you don't have a lot of options when you're vegan. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
459 But the dressing was pretty good. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
460 I saw this in the store window and I couldn't resist it. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
461 Tryin' to quit 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
462 I can't stand the sight of blood. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
463 Best part is, zero carbs. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
464 It's boneless. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
465 Not as tasty, but a lot less messy. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
466 I thought they were supposed to taste like chicken. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
467 If it doesn't bleed,you should not feed. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
468 I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
469 Fashion victim. 1.3365 0.06352 104 79 15 10
470 Oh, I see your dating a model 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
471 I don't think of it as a mannequin. I think of it as an alternative human being. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
472 I have quit; I just crave the sensation 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
473 Does this taste stale to you? 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
474 Thank you, I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it! 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
475 I should have guessed "cruise ship sinks" was fake news. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
476 Who's the dummy now? 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
477 It's certified range free, cruelty free, and all organic fed, so I just feel better about eating it. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
478 I bet that cost an arm and a leg. 1.3365 0.06352 104 79 15 10
479 The patch helps, but I still crave the oral satisfaction. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
480 What? Humans eat fake crab. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
481 It's for my son. He's teething. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
482 It's a buoy! 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
483 Don't worry. It only cost an arm and a leg. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
484 Something for the kids to practice on. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
485 Actually, it doesn't taste like anything. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
486 The humans have elected a narcissistic megalomaniac to be their leader and I just can't stomach them anymore. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
487 The more fiber the better. I saw that article, too. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
488 It was a gag gift. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
489 Thing is, I was so certain I smelled blood in the water. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
490 Tastes better with a little dressing. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
491 You should see the one that got away. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
492 I'm guaranteed to lose 10 lbs in the first month. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
493 Here, you can practice on this. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
494 It's part of my rehab program. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
495 One less dummy in the world. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
496 Its a dummy, dummy. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
497 I'm on a cleanse. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
498 No, not very tasty, but it doesn't struggle much. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
499 It looked real when I ordered it on-line 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
500 What? Do I have something in my teeth? 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
501 Is something stuck in my teeth? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
502 Fake People . 1.3333 0.06585 102 79 12 11
503 It's not bad, but I really enjoy the legs and thighs. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
504 Oh dear, I said manatee, not mannequin. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
505 This one's really stale. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
506 I just need to wear it at night. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
507 Funny, she doesn't taste like a size 6. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
508 There's a whole pile of them in Washington! 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
509 No. I said bite that MAN again. Not bite that mannequin. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
510 Last week you fell for that Nigeria internet scam. 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
511 Next week we get to practice with the real thing! 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
512 Imitation meat. It's the future. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
513 Why that look, I need my fiber. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
514 Great taste, less filling. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
515 Mannequin eater, doesn't have the same stigma. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
516 Chill. It was half-off. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
517 Do you think humans will ever be safe to eat again? 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
518 I think I need glasses! 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
519 I found your pacifier right where you left it. Now, go to bed. 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
520 Sure, it's low fat and high fiber, but I miss the flailing. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
521 ...Undeniably,another bait and switch." 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
522 Fashion is so tasteless these days. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
523 They're tougher than I remember. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
524 My dentist told me to wear it. Keeps me from grinding my teeth. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
525 It pairs beautifully with a 1968 California licence plate. 1.3333 0.06436 102 78 14 10
526 it's like Shark Week meets Fashion Week. 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
527 My doctor told me I need more fiber. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
528 They just don't bleed like they used to. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
529 My therapist thought I should have a transitional object 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
530 It's even worse than tofurkey. 1.3267 0.06465 101 78 13 10
531 I am on the South Beach Diet, I only eat what I find floating off South Beach. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
532 Do I ha sunting in ny teese? 1.3267 0.06617 101 79 11 11
533 Needs lots of dressing 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
534 Sure they don't taste as good but they're a helluva lot easier to catch. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
535 My doctor says they can help you quit the habit 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
536 I see you're still a vegan. 1.3267 0.06465 101 78 13 10
537 So far I've lost 42 pounds. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
538 Who's the dummy? 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
539 It helps with the between-meal cravings... 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
540 Don't laugh--I understand his brain matter equals that of the new U.S. president. 1.3267 0.06465 101 78 13 10
541 I'm only eating cruelty-free. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
542 Tastes a little artificial... 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
543 The crossover between Project Runway and Shark Week did not go well. 1.3267 0.06617 101 79 11 11
544 I'm impressed with the long shelf life. Less so with the taste. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
545 I am blood intolerant. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
546 I'm trying out Meatless Mondays. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
547 I told you, boneless, skinless has no flavor! 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
548 I'm teething . . . it helps. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
549 This one is a bit al dente. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
550 Sometimes they look better than they taste. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
551 High fiber. Zero calories. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
552 What did I tell you about JUNK FOOD?! 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
553 It was the only vegetarian option. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
554 She's my trophy wife. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
555 These gluten-free ones taste like shit. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
556 I'm on the anthropomorphic diet. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
557 It would taste better with some dressing. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
558 Don't fill up on junk--there's a bunch of tourists over there. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
559 I prefer "alternate human." 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
560 It's for my book: "Fishing for Dummies." 1.3267 0.06617 101 79 11 11
561 Macy’s is having an all you can eat sale. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
562 I think I need some fiber in my diet. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
563 How about over the fireplace? 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
564 The real ones are overfed and kept in confined spaces. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
565 Look at me, I'm a hammerhead! 1.3267 0.06465 101 78 13 10
566 It's to help control the cravings. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
567 When "Shark Week" meets "Fashion Week" 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
568 I think you misunderstood the mannequin challenge. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
569 This one tastes stale. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
570 I saved you the torso dear. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
571 You were just fine with imitation crab 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
572 I needed a stiff one today. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
573 They don't taste as good, but they don't punch you in the nose. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
574 It looked better on the shore. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
575 It's "Swimming with Sharks for Dummies". 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
576 Not much challenge; it was unarmed 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
577 No, thanks, I'm trying to cut down on processed food. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
578 Retail is dead. 1.3200 0.06495 100 78 12 10
579 Have you seen the ingredients list for the real ones? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
580 I don't want it now. You already ate off all of the chewy appendages. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
581 You wanted gluten-free, I got you gluten-free. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
582 You need to stop eating junk food. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
583 I don't care what anyone says, it doesn't taste "just like people". 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
584 It's tough being a vegetarian. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
585 It was a red herring. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
586 Turns out they DO have a vegan option. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
587 I've recently become flesh-intolerant. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
588 I prefer them softer, thrashing around...and with legs. 1.3200 0.06337 100 77 14 9
589 One more practice run and you’ll be ready. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
590 They were out of the fresh. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
591 ...so the hardest part, was getting a cab from Macy's back to the Bay. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
592 It's nothing to get into a frenzy about. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
593 Who's the dummy now? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
594 It's got all of the flavor, with none of the guilt! 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
595 It's just some chum of mine. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
596 It's supposed to help fix my overbite. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
597 It's your typical fast food. Easy to grab, tastes like plastic. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
598 I just chew this between cravings. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
599 There's more just like this one in the new Cabinet. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
600 Cutting back on red meat again? 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
601 Chew toys aren't just for dogs anymore. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
602 Arms and legs are sold separately. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
603 It's how I get through meatless Mondays. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
604 Trust me dearie - one day all this practice will pay off ; when they've had one-too-many beers up there, and one of them falls off the boat... 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
605 I hate it when they're stale. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
606 Turns out it was an Old Navy ship. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
607 I'm taking it home for the baby to play with. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
608 I like the soft ones with the filling much better. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
609 Taste like chicken to me. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
610 Macy's really did go under 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
611 It's for Junior. He's teething. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
612 You can't even tell it's not real meat. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
613 Meatless Mondays. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
614 Here. You can use this for practice. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
615 I think this would taste better with some dressing. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
616 Do you even know how many calories are in a real human? 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
617 It lacks that je ne sais qua. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
618 Sure, there's really no substitute for the real thing, but these are gluten-free! 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
619 It needs a little something. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
620 I couldn't just go cold turkey. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
621 You had one job! 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
622 For me, it's really just about the oral fixation. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
623 I feel like such a dummy 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
624 Check it out. Sharks "R" Us is selling these chew toys for 50% off. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
625 I thought your profile said you were a man eater, not a mannequin eater. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
626 Doc said I needed more fiber. 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
627 It's for my terrarium. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
628 It's more fun when they put up a fight. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
629 That's enough practice, Bruce. I think you're ready for the real thing. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
630 Just one more run through before the real thing, okay? 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
631 Next time, I get to eat the tailor. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
632 These are less messy and, unlike the real ones, they help fight tooth decay. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
633 It was funny the first time, now it's just creepy. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
634 Just practicing. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
635 I've decided to avoid eating anything with a face. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
636 I thought you said they taste like chicken. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
637 How can you eat that?... Its full of artificial ingredients. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
638 All that artificial stuff's gonna kill you one day. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
639 I'm doing Meatless Mondays. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
640 Don't knock it. I've lost thirty pounds already on the Dummy Diet 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
641 Doctor has me on a high fiber diet. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
642 You're way too deep into this vegan thing. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
643 I already lost 5 pounds. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
644 It's a goddamn placebo. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
645 I'm an impulse chopper. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
646 You say trash, I call it alternative prey. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
647 Has Macy's gone under? 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
648 It's a lifetime achievement award. I should've gotten it for Jaws, but whatever. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
649 She's all yours, Sam. I'm much more of a leg man. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
650 Are you crazy? They WORSHIP dummies up there! 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
651 You really have to stop eating that garbage! 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
652 I thought you said they were soft and wiggly. 1.3131 0.06524 99 78 11 10
653 I said Manatee, not Mannequin. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
654 It tastes OK, but I think it could be dressed up a little. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
655 I thought they were supposed to taste like chicken. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
656 It's faux. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
657 I thought you gave up store-bought food. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
658 Have you no scruples? He's unarmed! 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
659 Organic is harder to catch. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
660 Like chicken my ass. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
661 It was half-off. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
662 Are you kidding me, I said I had a craving for a-man-again. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
663 I'm trying to cut out red meat. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
664 Okay, honey. Get the kids. I've got the practice dummy. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
665 This was the only vegan option. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
666 I said I wanted to try MAN AGAIN, not mannequin. You seriously need to get your hearing checked. 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
667 I said 'Manatee' you dummy. 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
668 We're being fed FAKE FOOD! 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
669 "oh, you're still doing meatless mondays? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
670 What's become of the human race? 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
671 I think she's petrified. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
672 They're starting to taste just like the junk they throw in the water. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
673 It's better than I thought, but I can still tell the difference. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
674 It's my chew toy. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
675 No thanks, I'm trying to avoid processed foods. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
676 I read about it in Shark Hunting for Dummies 1.3093 0.06613 97 77 10 10
677 Not great, but it's gluten-free. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
678 Oh, that's just window dressing. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
679 Fashion Week? ... So when is Shark Week? 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
680 I was ripped off. The auctioneer said it would be a man and kin. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
681 I figure it'll be easier to catch them if I use some bait. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
682 When Macy's went under water, this popped out 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
683 I can't resist Versace. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
684 It's supposed to stop me from grinding my teeth. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
685 I don't think this is free-range. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
686 Good technique, son. I think you're ready for the real thing. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
687 You can find all sorts of fun stuff on the Amazon. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
688 Here, you can practice on this. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
689 I really thought you learned your lesson with tofurkey. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
690 This one's quite the stoic. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
691 I'm so embarrassed. Imagine me going for the decoy. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
692 No I said, "a man named KEN" 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
693 You wouldn't believe how many calories are in a real human. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
694 I think of it like vaping. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
695 People just don't taste like they used to. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
696 They're not all the same. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
697 Tell me, do I have something stuck between my teeth? 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
698 My doctor said to get more fiber. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
699 Not much meat on this one. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
700 I guess the dummy is me. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
701 Yeah, it tastes like sawdust, but I've lost two pounds since Jan 1. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
702 People are so fake these days. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
703 I know, I know, but I got a good deal. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
704 Frankly, it doesn't taste as good as it looked in the Fifth Avenue window. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
705 I feel like a dummy ! 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
706 Humans disgust me. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
707 Don't talk with your mouth full. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
708 All I heard was "mannequin overboard". 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
709 Okay,where's Spielberg? 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
710 I'm trying to eat more fiber 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
711 It's an alternative human. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
712 I suspect it's just a placebo. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
713 It's a moral decision: I won't eat anything with a face. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
714 Bad form, Bob 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
715 It's just to gauge portion size. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
716 Please, don't start about empty calories. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
717 It's a mannequin, dummy! 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
718 You really need to get your eyes checked. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
719 Somewhat like a rice cake... 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
720 You got it without the dressing? 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
721 Sea level reached women's lingerie. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
722 You're right. The organic ones taste better. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
723 Sometimes, ya just feel like a dummy. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
724 I'm giving bifocals some serious thought 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
725 I hear that the human body contains toxins. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
726 The shipwreck was fake news too. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
727 3D printing has a ways to go. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
728 It helps with the cravings 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
729 Who's the dummy? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
730 I said get me a manatee for dinner ... manatee. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
731 I just don't agree with the conditions the real ones are raised in. 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
732 My nutritionist recommends I skip the dressing. 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
733 Tastes kind of like chicken! 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
734 I've always preferred form over content. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
735 It helps with the cravings 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
736 I'm cutting back on real meat. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
737 It really does work! I'm down to two humans a week. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
738 This one's stale. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
739 I hate April 1st. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
740 It may just be the placebo effect, but I think it has helped cut back on my cravings. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
741 Tastes like Burberry. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
742 What? It's meatless Monday 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
743 Just practicing for the summer. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
744 I'm on a cleanse. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
745 Meatless Mondays. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
746 I don’t understand. During the campaign, he promised us scuba divers. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
747 I tell the little sharks that this is a real person for supper. It's what I call an alternative fact. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
748 It came on the first wave of layoffs at Macy's 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
749 So if you want to hear the screaming, do it like this. Otherwise, go straight for the head. 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
750 Less fat, more fiber. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
751 I always get Fashion Week confused with Shark Week. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
752 Not much of a challenge, really. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
753 I long for the days when food still had flavor. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
754 I'm pitching it to ABC: "Shark Tank" meets "Project Runway," with actual sharks. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
755 It's cruelty-free. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
756 Sean Spicer said it's a real human, but it tastes 'alternative.' 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
757 Remember to squeeze it tight -- the real ones are squirmy 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
758 I'm trying to get more fiber in my diet. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
759 Ha! I told you they're all dummies. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
760 I can sense fashion at one part per million. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
761 Show me on the doll where you bit him. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
762 Tastes great without dressing. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
763 Do you remember where I left my contacts? 1.3061 0.06711 98 79 8 11
764 This? I'm trying to cut back on carbs 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
765 My doctor put me on a high fiber diet. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
766 You said to hold the dressing, right? 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
767 I thought you were giving up processed food. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
768 Tofu for sharks. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
769 Alternative humans are so in right now. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
770 It was dressed to kill -- so I did. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
771 Organic is just too expensive. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
772 This time you've bitten off more than you can chew. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
773 . . . and it was half off. 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
774 Maybe you can make some soup with it. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
775 Hmm...Looks like a phishing scam, 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
776 It's a little dry. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
777 You said you wanted to eat a man again. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
778 I wanted a manatee, not a mannequin 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
779 It may look silly, but it gets me in the 'shark pool' lane. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
780 Naw, not the President ... just an ordinary dummy. 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
781 This one must have been factory-farmed. They used to taste better. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
782 The doctor said I should eat more fiberglass. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
783 I tried to eat a man today, but it was a bust. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
784 I'm practicing giving up humans for Lent. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
785 It was Fashion Week 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
786 You silly dummy 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
787 And you thought the election was hard to swallow. 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
788 I found it in the Processed Foods section. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
789 I know it's processed but I like junk food. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
790 It tastes better than the gluten free swimmers. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
791 I hear "fake" is the new "real" 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
792 Seriously? The mannequin challenge? That is so 2016 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
793 I don't mind processed foods. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
794 What a dummy! 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
795 Damn, this one had no fight. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
796 They're not as chewey as they used to be. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
797 I do worry about preservatives. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
798 You have to stop window shopping! 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
799 These winter varietals just don't taste as good as the summer crop. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
800 Gary, I think you misunderstood the mannequin challenge. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
801 Just keeping in shape until surf's up. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
802 Tastes about as bad as a real one with none of the ecological or moral downsides. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
803 I was thinking over the fireplace 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
804 Fresh is better. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
805 Funny....this one doesn't taste like chicken . 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
806 Organic costs a fortune. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
807 Fashion week sucks. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
808 Not bad, now try for a surfer. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
809 What, it was half-off. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
810 Doc says I gotta cut down on human consumption. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
811 Where's the beef? 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
812 Gave up meat for Lent. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
813 Hey don't laugh, it came with the artist 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
814 I asked for the dressing on the side. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
815 Perhaps a bit too 'al dente'? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
816 Low fat, high fiber. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
817 We disagreed about the right to bear arms. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
818 "Delicious, tastes a little like chicken"! 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
819 My cholesterol level is out of control. 1.3011 0.06627 93 74 10 9
820 Since it's off-season, this is all I could find. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
821 Oh Harry, you're so gullible! 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
822 Not only are humans a bunch of dummies, they're hard to chew. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
823 That's right, MACY'S is going under. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
824 No, no, we're man-eaters, not mannequin-eaters. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
825 I think you bit off a little more than you can chew this time. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
826 Manatee! I said bring me a manatee! 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
827 Next week I'm eliminating gluten. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
828 You watch one documentary and suddenly you're a vegetarian? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
829 Give me your honest opinion. On a scale of 1 to 10, how scary does this make me look? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
830 It's light and chewy, but lacks the anxiety and full-bodied flavor of humans I've learned to savor. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
831 Honestly, with the right marinade, you can hardly tell the difference. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
832 I just came from my attack response class. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
833 You should have seen the one that got away! 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
834 It was this, or the lap-band surgery. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
835 Another life was saved today since I went vegan. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
836 I'm telling you, going vegetarian makes everything taste like cardboard. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
837 What the heck, it's gluten-free 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
838 But you said having the right form is everything. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
839 It looked a lot better in the shop 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
840 'Good job,we'll keep practicing until your ready." 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
841 When do we get to try a real one? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
842 No, I asked for a man and kin. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
843 Seriously, calling yourself a "man-eater" is just a lie, not an alternative fact. 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
844 So far I've lost 42 pounds. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
845 Let's combine Shark Week with Fashion Week. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
846 These have just the crunchy parts, none of the saturated fat. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
847 It's kind of like vaping. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
848 It's a dummy, you dummy. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
849 Shark attack for dummies 1.2947 0.06672 95 77 8 10
850 I'm trying to add more fiber to my diet. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
851 I kept swimming forward and suddenly found myself in the Garment District. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
852 It it already Meatless Monday again? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
853 More fiber, no bones. What's not to like? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
854 Better hurry, another mall just went under. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
855 That's not what I meant when I said let's do the mannequin challenge 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
856 This guy has no taste at all. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
857 I thought it looked good in the store... 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
858 It's a little dry. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
859 Yes, I'm a manikin eater. 1.2947 0.06672 95 77 8 10
860 They don't put up much of a fight. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
861 I miss red meat. 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
862 It's like vaping - for man-eaters. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
863 I thrash near the beach, you video the humans, and I post to social media. Got it? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
864 Try this on for size. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
865 I know what you're thinking...,' that's not organic'. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
866 Bland, but better than tofu. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
867 It's to help get over my fear of people. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
868 I don't think they believed in the right to bare arms. 1.2947 0.06672 95 77 8 10
869 My doctor said to eat less meat and eat more fiber. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
870 No, no, no! I told you to bring me a man again! 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
871 I stopped eating meat. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
872 They keep making these with fewer and fewer natural ingredients. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
873 I told you not to miss your eye doctor's appointment 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
874 Processed food has no taste. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
875 I said bring me his 'next-of-kin' not 'a mannequin', you idiot. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
876 You know that's full of artificial ingredients, right? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
877 Doc said I needed more fiber. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
878 It tastes like cardboard, but it's only 100 calories. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
879 Yep, it's the old bait-and-stitch. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
880 Shark Week rehearsals. And you? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
881 This one put up no resistance whatsoever! 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
882 Well, if humans can eat fake "Crab Sticks"... 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
883 Mm, it needs dressing. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
884 I'm on a tailor-made diet. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
885 News isn't the only fake thing out there these days. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
886 To save money, networks combine Shark and Fashion Weeks. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
887 I feel a bit of a dummy 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
888 I said Manatee, not Mannequin. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
889 It's my Binky. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
890 Empty calories 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
891 They're high in fiber. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
892 I told you to stop eating that processed food 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
893 i'm trying to go vegan. i keep telling myself it tastes like the real thing. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
894 It is not what you think. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
895 Want some? I don't think I can finish it. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
896 They were liquidating. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
897 Have you noticed it's not as fun when they don't resist? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
898 I'm going vegan so now I'm a mannequin-eating shark. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
899 It was Armani. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
900 #fakechews 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
901 I'm sorry, the vegan option was all they had left. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
902 I thought it was just one of the faceless masses. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
903 I'm getting silky Parisian couture with hints of Savile Row. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
904 I don't remember them being this chewy. 1.2947 0.04935 95 68 26 1
905 Junk food again! 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
906 This tastes artificial. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
907 Macy's is now underwater 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
908 Alternative human! 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
909 ''...however, the dressing was excellent.'' 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
910 Humans... What a bunch of dummies. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
911 "Yet why do I still feel so guilty? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
912 I got this at the trunk sale for half off! And saved an arm and a leg! 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
913 I'll talk to the guys, but I don't think we can count this one. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
914 I'm trying to eat more fiber 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
915 The texture's all wrong. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
916 It was the only vegetarian option available. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
917 This one has no meat on her bones 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
918 It's the Oscar ... for my role in Finding Nemo. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
919 It's politically correct, but I miss the feeding frenzies. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
920 It looks delicious, but I bet you'll be hungry an hour later. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
921 I'm not going eat it. It's catch and release. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
922 But it's high in Fiber 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
923 Practicing? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
924 You said it would taste just like people. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
925 Al dente, yes - but lacking that umami taste we all enjoy. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
926 Sean Spicer says this is an accurate representation of a person and that's all there is to say about it. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
927 I said man o war not man o kin 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
928 It's supposed to be fewer calories, but tastes like cardboard. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
929 I had the mannequin last night...overrated. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
930 It tastes terrible, but there's a lot more fiber. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
931 This needs more dressing. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
932 My doctor told me to eat more fiber. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
933 Say, do you have any grey poupon? 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
934 Yeh, it's a decent size, but it's just not as much fun when they don't put up a good fight. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
935 I use the arms to make soup. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
936 Fifth Avenue is flooded. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
937 My doctor says it should stop the cravings. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
938 If you don't practice how are you going to be ready at game time? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
939 It's helping me quit. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
940 They taste better when they're alive. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
941 I could swear they shouted man overboard. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
942 You're such a dummy, the arms and legs are the best part. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
943 Needs sauce. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
944 The wife said I need more fiber. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
945 This vegan stuff tastes like cardboard 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
946 The fighting ones are more flavorful. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
947 So my third wish was to meet a model. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
948 It's my Thrash test dummy. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
949 Look at the teething ring I got the baby! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
950 You say mannequin, I say alternative person! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
951 It's too al dente 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
952 I gotta say, it's not much of a challenge. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
953 Using a decoy makes all the difference. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
954 I couldn't find a lawyer or a politician. 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
955 I thought you said it tasted like chicken? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
956 It's a teething ring. Think she'll like it? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
957 It's part of my addiction recovery program. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
958 It checks all the boxes—low-cal, high-fiber, gluten-free! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
959 Definitely not as tender as the last one. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
960 I swear, I typed "man" on Prime...! Freakin' autocorrect... 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
961 You call it a mannequin; I call it an "alternate human." 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
962 I hear ya, but it looked so much tastier in the display window. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
963 I already tried the patch. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
964 It's for Junior. He's teething. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
965 Once you taste mannequin, there's no going back. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
966 Tastes like tuna. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
967 OK I think you are ready for a real human 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
968 I prefer the legs. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
969 We get it, Bill. You're vegan. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
970 Didn't I tell you? I'm vegan. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
971 Don't give me that look. He's my chum. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
972 I bought it from Amazon . "Fishing for Dummies" 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
973 She didn't even try to get away. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
974 Coach has had me doing drills ever since I missed that gimme at the tide pools. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
975 Because my doctor told me I need more fiber in my diet. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
976 It came pre-limbed. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
977 It's not fake, it's alternative. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
978 No, the real ones have arms and legs. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
979 But my total cholesterol is down 50 points. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
980 Please don't tell me you just jumped the mannequin. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
981 Try this and tell me if you think it tastes funny. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
982 You have to be a dummy to swim in shark-infested waters! 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
983 Tastes like chicken. Of the sea. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
984 I’ve become a vegan. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
985 On this new plan, I can eat anything I want and still lose weigh! 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
986 It's not Robert Shaw, but it's not bad. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
987 You know what they're feeding you is fake, right? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
988 The one that struggled was a lot tastier. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
989 Junk food again! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
990 The vegan substitutes are never as good as the real thing. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
991 Fifteen more of these babies and I'll have my own presidential cabinet. 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
992 When "Shark Week" meets "Fashion Week" 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
993 New variety or not, you promised to catch and release. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
994 Lots of fiber, fewer calories, but not much for taste. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
995 Two weeks of this and I'll have kicked the cravings. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
996 I'm just teething ... got a new row in last week. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
997 These vegan alternatives just don't taste the same. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
998 I didn't insult you...I said, 'I brought you this dummy. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
999 Is it about healthier eating, or is it a morality thing? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1000 Dummy. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1001 "Yeah, I'm a mannequin-eating shark. Gotta problem with that? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1002 How's the vegan diet going Carl? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1003 Do I have something in my teeth? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1004 I know, I'm just chewing on this until I break the habit. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1005 It's my new high-fiber diet. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1006 Working on your form? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1007 I'm on a cleanse, Sharon. 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1008 You dumped me to be with that dummy 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
1009 I don't think that's how the mannequin challenge works... 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1010 I said man eating not mannequin eating. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1011 Think of it as "alternative human." 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1012 I'm really glad you're having your eyes checked next week. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1013 Fake food??? 1.2826 0.06617 92 75 8 9
1014 Not as tasty, but higher fiber. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1015 Son, let's review one more time - two arms, two legs, no pedestal. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1016 True, not free range, but no guilt... 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1017 I like the strong, silent type. 1.2826 0.06617 92 75 8 9
1018 It's fashion week again? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1019 He never saw me coming. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1020 I'm tired of being a mindless killing machine. I just want to make pinafores. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1021 I'm doing the mannequin challenge. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1022 The humans are now using decoys. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1023 not as tasty, but it's low fat 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1024 Why yes, I do prefer form over fashion. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1025 It's fewer calories than the real thing. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1026 It helps reduce plaque 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1027 I think I bit off more than I can chew. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1028 It's tiding me over until beach season. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1029 Once you've been vegan for a while, you don't even miss the real thing. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1030 It taste like man, except it has half the calories. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1031 They gave me this for "Best Supporting Actor" in Jaws 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
1032 I quit smoking. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1033 I'll chase anything in a skirt. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1034 I've gone vegan. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1035 I get sick at the sight of blood. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1036 Another victim of fashion. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1037 My doctor said I need to cut back on red meat. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1038 this is an alternative human 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1039 Oh. You're a MAN-nequin eating shark! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1040 More empty calories 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1041 So, look who's got himself a new trophy wife. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1042 I blame Spielberg. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1043 I've been going for more fiber lately. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1044 I developed a taste for them after that little boutique went under. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1045 I thought over the mantel would be nice. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1046 A stone is not the only thing you can't get blood from. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1047 Somedays it's just not worth the effort. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1048 Never gave a thought to roses and a card, did you? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1049 Still beats imitation crab... 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1050 Don't laugh. I've lost a lot of weight with this. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1051 Rehearsing for the JAWS remake. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1052 You see baby, there is nothing to be scared about. The people in movies are just fake. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1053 I told you to bring home something akin to a man - not a mannequin. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1054 My doctor says I need more fiber. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1055 Alternative human! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1056 No, I said go bite that man again. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1057 I thought it would look great in the foyer 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1058 It's the other white meat. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1059 I'm not one of those fish who can just quit cold turkey... 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1060 "Dummy?" Don't "dummy" me! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1061 This has fewer calories, but the taste just isn't the same. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1062 A fitting meal. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1063 Maybe a little dressing would help. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1064 I have to say, the cravings are still there. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1065 You really need to get your eyes checked. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1066 Appetite suppressant. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1067 It's empty calories, I know, but I can't resist. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1068 Yeah, I am trying to quit, but this doesn't really satisfy the cravings. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1069 This isn't helping with my cravings anymore - I think I need to try the patch. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1070 What? Is there something in my teeth? 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1071 I'm a mannequin eating shark. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1072 Eat prey, love! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1073 It's called the model diet. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1074 Well, at least it doesn't taste like chicken. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1075 I know I should give up processed food. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1076 I'm a leg man. Want a breast? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1077 This, and a patch behind the gills, reduces the cravings. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1078 It's research for my next book: "Surviving Shark Attacks for Dummies." 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1079 The label says it's high in fiber. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1080 It's a meatless substitute. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1081 More fake news ! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1082 You know what? They DON"T taste like chicken. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1083 dress rehearsal 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1084 You said you didn't like blood, so I found a vegan option. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1085 Whadda ya mean, "Fake chews"? 1.2826 0.06795 92 76 6 10
1086 It's gluten-free and vegan. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1087 You know that will chip your teeth. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1088 It will taste great once we dress it up. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1089 Shark week on Project Runway. 1.2826 0.06617 92 75 8 9
1090 I think it's a knock-off. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1091 I knew it looked too good to be true. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1092 Not bad ... Needs dressing. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1093 I'm trying to stay away from meat." 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1094 I prefer mine with dressing on the side. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1095 I thought that said I was a MANNEQUIN-eating shark! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1096 I can't believe it's not human 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1097 Looked tastier in the store window. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1098 Meat substitutes are never as good as the real thing. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1099 Enough BBQ sauce and you'll never know it's vegan. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1100 The ones from Neiman Marcus are tastier. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1101 The nicotine patch just wasn't working. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1102 I'm a big fan of Project Runway. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1103 You never listen. We're not mannequin-eating sharks. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1104 Humans have become tasteless. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1105 I'm just getting ready for Fashion Week. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1106 I'm tired of being an eating machine. I just want to make pinafores. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1107 A bit dry. 1.2826 0.06795 92 76 6 10
1108 You mean you haven't heard of the Mannequin Challenge? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1109 I hate the generic brand. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1110 OK, I do need glasses. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1111 And it has a third less calories than a runway model. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1112 I thought you said it would taste like Chicken?! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1113 I thought you said it tasted like chicken? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1114 I'm trying to ween myself off humans. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1115 She looked too good to be true. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1116 It's a teething ring for the kids. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1117 The doctor recommended I eat more fiber. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1118 I don't get all this fuss about the mannequin challenge. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1119 It's a bit dry, but at least it didn't struggle very much. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1120 The ones with arms and legs taste better, but I'm on a diet. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1121 You have your facts, I have mine. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1122 Mom says I'm teething 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1123 Eating more junk, I see. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1124 I'm hoping mannequin-eater strikes a less predatory chord. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1125 I asked Siri for a Manitee! 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
1126 Have you noticed? People just don't taste like they used to anymore. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1127 'Tastes like the real thing' my ass... 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1128 Your taste in women is simply disarming! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1129 My doctor said I need more fiber in my diet. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1130 This chew toy relieves a lot of my stress. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1131 Get that out of your mouth this instant! You're far too old for a pacifier. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1132 What? Just because "Fake News" is bad, doesn't mean "Fake People" are. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1133 It's cruelty-free. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1134 It's like Nicorette for sharks. 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
1135 Haute cuisine. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1136 I'm tired of all that hate mail from PETA 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
1137 It's for my man cave. 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
1138 It is for training purposes only. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1139 Mnuchin??? I thought you said mannequin! 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1140 I thought I’d try a high fiber diet. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1141 Arms an' legs--you dummy! How many times have I told ya? Throw em' back if they don't have arms and legs! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1142 Better than scuba diver, but not quite as good as surfer. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1143 Son, I said penguin not mannequin. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1144 Think of it like a nicotine patch 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1145 "We met window shopping". 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1146 You have something stuck in your teeth. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1147 These vegetarian meals never taste as good. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1148 Why don't these dummies just stay out of the water when they know we're around? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1149 Now it's your turn to practice being fierce. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1150 You know, those diets never work. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1151 Sometimes humans can be real dummies. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1152 Less blood, more filling 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1153 They taste worse, but they're high in fiber. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1154 Personally, I find these alternative facts are really hard to digest... 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1155 I think the Coast Guard is on to us. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1156 Your taste buds are the first thing to go. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1157 Junior, I found something you can practice on. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1158 It's supposed to reduce cravings. 1.2778 0.06709 90 74 7 9
1159 I gave up humans for Lent. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1160 My doctor tells me this is great for stress relief. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1161 It helps me with my cravings... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1162 I know; I'm a dummy. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1163 I've got to get new glasses 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1164 It's my new diet -- my doctor says I'm human intolerant. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1165 I'm on one of those fashionable diets. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1166 I'm trying to avoid GMOs. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1167 This clearly cost an arm and a leg. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1168 What a dummy! 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1169 Going vegan has been really tough. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1170 The patch didn't work for me. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1171 I bit off more than I can chew. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1172 So now you're a mannequin-eating shark, terror of what, Old Navy? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1173 I have to say, their "vegetarian alternative" is pretty disappointing. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1174 It's lower in saturated fats. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1175 Organic was too expensive. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1176 Low in fat, high in fiber 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1177 It's a fashion victim. Apparently everyone's eating them now. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1178 Times are tough, tourism is down. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1179 People just aren't what they used to be. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1180 It's a compromise Chuck. There's a funny aftertaste but the real ones are just too full of antibiotics and hormones. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1181 I found a pacifier for Baby Jaws. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1182 I should never have opened my big mouth. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1183 I know, I eat too much junk food. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1184 Uh han't awk ight now. Uh hab uh 'annequin in my mou. 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1185 Honestly dear, I just picked her up; she means nothing to me !! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1186 You're gonna need a bigger throat. 1.2697 0.06735 89 74 6 9
1187 This guy has the worst case of rigor mortis I've ever encountered. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1188 As you know, I prefer al dente. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1189 What? It's gluten free. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1190 It doesn't have the soft center, 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1191 They keep feeding us alternative snacks. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1192 I read about this in Predatorily Behavior For Dummies 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1193 Lower sodium, no saturated fat. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1194 I got him in the vegan section. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1195 I'm watching my cholesterol 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1196 Give me some time to chew on it. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1197 Someone beat me to the good parts. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1198 Robust with a hint of oak 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1199 Way to go "dummy"! 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1200 They taste better with the right dressing. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1201 It's only 5 points on Weight Watchers. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1202 What can I say? Everything was half-off! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1203 I really need to cut back on overly processed food. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1204 Great, now we're man-ikin eaters...deeply humiliating. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1205 Sometimes you gotta settle for the next best thing. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1206 It's what's left of the Statue of Liberty 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1207 My order was for a manatee to go. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1208 Alternative humans aren't very good. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1209 My doctor wants me to eat more fiber. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1210 I was cruising the mall and decided to grab something. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1211 Actually, I asked for a manatee. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1212 He's a real person! They say his name is Manny Quinn. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1213 It's tasteless without the dressing. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1214 You were right -- no blood, no frenzy. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1215 The doctor says I need more fiber in my diet. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
1216 What I said was "I'm hungry for Mandarin." 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1217 It comes with the book, "Fishing for Dummies." 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1218 Although already 26 years old, Wilfred still found enjoyment with his teething toy. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1219 Dry run. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1220 Our fifth anniversary, you remembered! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1221 My doctor ordered me to lower my fat content. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1222 On this diet, I'm allowed to eat whatever I want. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1223 This whole "Mannequin Challenge" thing is stupid. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1224 Trump sent a new marine biologist. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1225 It's only 2 weight watchers points! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1226 The ad claimed it's not available in stores. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1227 I'm trying to eat less fat. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1228 You're right, not much nutritional value. But nice crunch. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1229 You believe it’s a dummy, but I believe an alternative fact. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1230 This alternative prey is hard to swallow. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1231 Jeffrey, you really need glasses... 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1232 Can't seem to get my teeth into this one 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1233 Looks like someone forgot to put their contacts in this morning. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1234 I'm bringing him to the frenzy tonight. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1235 Not bad, could do with some dressing 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1236 You told me I needed to find some body. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1237 I thought you were lack toes intolerant? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1238 The imitation human just isn't as good. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1239 I know. I have an optometry appointment Tuesday. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1240 I need to eat more fiber. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1241 So which department store's going under now? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1242 I'm only a mannequin-eating shark. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1243 That'll look good in you. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1244 This is "Shark Tank" not "Project Runway". 1.2697 0.06735 89 74 6 9
1245 What do you mean I'm a tasteless consumer? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1246 You didn't understand the Mannequin Challenge, Gary. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1247 I love this time of year, don't you...spring training's almost over, the new tourist season's around the corner.. 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1248 I'm giving up meat this month. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1249 I'm trying to cut down. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1250 Actually they taste a lot like plastic chicken. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1251 No, Jaws. I don't want to hear about your Academy Award again. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1252 It's something to munch on between frenzies. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1253 It doesn't taste like chicken. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1254 Practice, practice, practice. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1255 No thanks, processed foods give me indigestion. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1256 Yeah, high fiber, but lacking in taste. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1257 Somebody already got the wings and legs! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1258 It's bland without dressing. 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1259 Nope, it does not taste like chicken in any way. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1260 You schmuck ,300 survivors and this is what you come home with! 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1261 Are you sure that Charley the Tuna started this way? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1262 They were out of limbs. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1263 I thought they said "man" overboard. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1264 They don't taste like much, but they never struggle. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1265 Are those Gluten Free? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1266 It's my Dad's Lifetime Achievement Award. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1267 I told you they were all dummies. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1268 This one is a little dry. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1269 That’s a mannequin you dummy. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1270 It looks good but tastes like tofu. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1271 I need more fiber... 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1272 It didn't struggle like the last one I ate. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1273 My doctor says I need more fiber. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1274 Well, you've got the idea. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1275 I prefer tapering off gradually to going cold turkey. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1276 no it doesn't taste the same but I'm trying to get more fibre 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1277 That's only for display purposes silly, you have to order the actual meal from a menu!!! 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1278 Honey, it's not what it looks like. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1279 It's for my seminar on biting humans humanely. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1280 Look, I found a human kabob. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1281 I'm on a low protein diet. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1282 It's "no-meat Monday". 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1283 It's okay, I'm a vegetarian. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1284 So I said, 'who's the dummy now?' 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1285 She called it an "alternative meal." 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1286 It's how I get my fiber. 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
1287 Try the head first. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1288 I only eat at Macy's. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1289 Worst part is I've gained weight since I quit. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1290 Going vegan on me? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1291 Fake food, fake news. Maybe this is a fake ocean! 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1292 I've decided to go Vegan. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1293 Not exactly farm fresh. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1294 You haven't heard about the Mannequin Challenge? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1295 I swear I didn't eat the arms and legs on the way home. 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1296 Attack strategies for dummies 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1297 it's got more fiber than the regular kind 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1298 Better with some dressing. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1299 Gary Larson pulled this same stunt on us years ago 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1300 Moby, is a great picture for our new book, Dummies for Sharks! 1.2614 0.06760 88 74 5 9
1301 Dude, you so don't get the mannequin challenge. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1302 I used my points 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1303 No, I don't think a size 4 makes you look fat. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1304 I brought you a practice dummy. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
1305 Going meat-free is tougher than it seems. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1306 My Dentist said that this was better than flossing. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1307 No thanks, I only eat organic 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1308 Dear, I thought we agreed; nothing artificial, only organic and free range. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1309 Tastes just like chicken. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1310 These meat substitutes are not the same as the real thing. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1311 It's an alternative human. 1.2614 0.06564 88 73 7 8
1312 I've had my fill of the mannequin challenge. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1313 Well, I guess I can scratch the no-junk-food resolution. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1314 It's low fat but high in fiber 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1315 Looks like climate change did a real number on the humans 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1316 I think your grasp of the concept still needs work, Phil." 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1317 Sorry they were all out of organic. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1318 That's not what I meant by the mannequin challenge. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1319 She looked delicious when she was wearing the fish-tail gown. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1320 Put me in coach....I'm ready to play! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1321 Just trying it out for size. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1322 The taste isn't great, but there are almost no calories. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
1323 I'm keeping Kosher. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1324 Do I have something stuck in my teeth? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1325 Is this some kind of cruel joke? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1326 Impulse bite. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1327 But the arms are my favorite part. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1328 I think I need glasses! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1329 Do we have any window dressing left? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1330 How about joining me for meatless Monday? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1331 The diet version of these things have so much less flavor. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1332 Yes, I am a mannequin-eating shark. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1333 I found the one responsible for that annoying challenge. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1334 I use it as a decoy. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1335 I'll get you a real one someday. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1336 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1337 New training device for the kids! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1338 I'm a big fan of fake crab. But this tastes too much like surfboard. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1339 Maybe you should reconsider getting glasses 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1340 Artificial ingredients are like alternative facts. The more you learn about them, the harder they are to swallow. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1341 Do you want to try the mannequin challenge? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1342 High fiber, low protein 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1343 Placebo. I'm trying to quit. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1344 YOU NEED GLASSES! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1345 Goodbye, Fashion Week. Hello, Shark Week. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1346 Alternative facts? Alternative snacks! 1.2584 0.06497 89 74 7 8
1347 Not a lot of flavor, but it's packed with fiber. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1348 I said, let's grab Heinekens, not mannequins. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1349 I get it. You’re vegan. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1350 You want real street cred? Bring me the tailor. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1351 You're right, it's imitation. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1352 That's a manikin...not a manatee! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1353 It's a little tough. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1354 Your old chum? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1355 Doc's orders. No-flesh diet for 90 days. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1356 It's a little tough, but it's gluten free! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1357 No thanks, looks like you ate all the best parts 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1358 The presentation was incredible, but the ingredients are awful. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1359 Well, that would explain the plastic taste. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1360 It's a teething toy for the little one. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1361 Catch of the day 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1362 I am not sure I can stomach another New York fashion week. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1363 Fake is in. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1364 This is the worst appetizer I've ever eaten! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1365 Melvin ,I told you it wasn't worth the trip,the east river hasn't been productive since the 80's. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1366 The artificial flavor doesn't last long. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1367 Late to the wreck, everything rare was gone! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1368 The alternative facts tell me this's the genuine article. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1369 It didn't put up any fight... and it tastes like it. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1370 What? You couldn't find one with meat on her bones? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1371 Three more and my tableau of the Last Supper will be complete! 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1372 They were out of the real ones. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1373 It'sh shtuck in ny teeth... 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1374 They don't taste as good as they used to. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1375 I told you…No Junk Food! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1376 Less fat. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1377 Must be one of those vegan substitutes. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1378 I'm a mannequin eating shark. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1379 This one didn't put up a fight at all. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1380 I think it's finally time you got yourself some glasses. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1381 Ya can't take the "die" outta "diet." 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1382 It doesn't taste as bad as it looks. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1383 Who you calling dummy? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1384 You know, Marge, I think this comes under '..... fool me twice, shame on me.' 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1385 Again . . . No dressing. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1386 What? I need more fiber 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1387 Sometimes, ya just feel like a dummy. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1388 These dummies will never know what hit them. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1389 Something about this screams "Too easy, too easy!" 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1390 These are desperate times! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1391 I know there's no blood, but the roughage, the roughage! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1392 The doctor says it's called "methadone". It's helping, but I still have urges. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1393 She's a dummy. She means nothing! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1394 They're not bad if you marinate them in gin overnight. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1395 You'd hardly even know that it's vegan. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1396 You're right. Tofhuman tastes nothing like the real thing. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1397 My pitch is Project Runway meets Shark Tank. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1398 Yes, but I still love junk food. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1399 It's my new stress companion. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1400 To be honest, I'm a little disappointed. I expected it to taste like chicken. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1401 Men's Warehouse, half off sale. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1402 It's step one of my Human Withdrawal Program. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1403 Yes, I am a manikin-eating shark. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1404 You said we should eat more fiber... 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1405 I'm a humanitarian. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1406 Practice, smractice. I'm ready for the real thing. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1407 I know, I feel pretty stupid...it's stuck in my teeth. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1408 Who knew that eBay was an actual bay? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1409 I was window shopping and simply couldn't resist. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1410 Its Shark week you tool - that was left over from Fashion week. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1411 My doctor says that it will reduce my cravings. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1412 I am flesh intolerant. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1413 They're throwing all the illegal voters to us. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1414 I always enjoy a dress rehearsal! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1415 It's a meat substitute. I started to be able to taste their sadness. 1.2558 0.06655 86 72 6 8
1416 A bit chewy, but totally guilt free. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1417 They said I should be more disarming. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1418 That doesn't actually qualify as vegan.... 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1419 They may be good roughage ... but for comfort food ... give me a lightly salted surfer any day. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1420 Trust me, there's just no substitute. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1421 I thought they said "man" overboard. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1422 They've outsmarted us.... 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1423 Why did you call me a dummy? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1424 Do I have anything on my teeth? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1425 Less fat. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1426 'I guess that puts Pence in charge.' 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1427 I’ve become a vegan. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1428 This one doesn't seem worth a feeding frenzy. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1429 I've had it with this 'gluten-free' crap. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1430 Not very nourishing but a whole less guilt. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1431 Is it Meatless Monday again? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1432 I'm dieting. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1433 Maybe that's the way they get after they've been down here awhile. Did you check the expiration date? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1434 Another one bites the bust. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1435 I've switched to a humanitarian diet. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1436 I keep telling you, Harry. Get your eyes examined!! 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1437 Everything else is extinct. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1438 Honey, more empty calories? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1439 Interesting texture but not a lot of flavor. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1440 A longer lasting chew toy. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1441 I don't care what they say - these artificial ingredients never taste like the real thing! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1442 Sometimes you just want a nice quiet dinner. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1443 I'm trying to eat less fat. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1444 Going vegan sucks. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1445 Practice your acceptance speech all you want, the shark never gets the Oscar. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1446 They have me on this low fat high fiber diet. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1447 My eyes again. I thought I had the Venus de Milo. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1448 Great job, son. Eating the arms first disables them! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1449 Where did you find the pacifier? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1450 Wouldn't you like a little dressing on that? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1451 It just doesn't have the right mouthfeel. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1452 I thought you had sworn off GMO food? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1453 I think it's called an alt-human. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1454 Yeah, well, some of us can't afford to go organic. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1455 Practicing? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1456 I am trying to watch my cholesterol. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1457 I'm doing the low-protein, high-fiber diet. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1458 You're a dummy - it's a dummy. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1459 I told you to get your eyes checked! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1460 Crisp and full-bodied with a finish of vinyl. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1461 How's the diet going? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1462 She looked way bigger with the dress on. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1463 Too much fiber. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1464 Don't throw it out. We can make stock. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1465 They're sizing my implants. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1466 Stephen Bannon told me to keep my mouth shut and take what I'm given." 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1467 They're putting out fake nudes. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1468 Too bad, I prefer the legs. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1469 What? All food is artificial these days! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1470 Too many preservatives. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1471 Really Carl? Now you're vegetarian? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1472 I'm hemoblobin intolerant. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1473 "Man overboard" and "manikin overboard" make a difference. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1474 This one doesn't have a squeaker. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1475 I only eat things that don't have a face. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1476 I'd wondered why it wasn't flopping around. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1477 It's a little light on the dressing. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1478 Guess you bit off more than you can chew. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1479 High fiber, low cal. Need I say more? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1480 Got to lose 100 pounds before the reunion. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1481 It's the vegetarian entrée. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1482 Vegan? Hardly. I'm just a mannequin-eating shark. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1483 Once you get the hang of this, we can try it with a real person. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1484 Somebody already got the drumsticks. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1485 With this new administration in power, I want to be ready for more refugees. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1486 Think of it as a pacifier. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1487 They never taste like they do in the store. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1488 You killed someone unarmed?! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1489 I think the dressing gives them more flavor. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1490 Wadaya mean it's not real meat? 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1491 It's supposed to help with cravings. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1492 Tastes artificial. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1493 I thought your profile said you were a man-eater. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1494 My doctor has put me on a low-fat diet. 1.2558 0.04733 86 64 22 0
1495 Fashion Week, meet Shark Week! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1496 I like window shopping but it's never as satisfying. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1497 You know mannequins are a gateway food. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1498 No flavor but they're a good source of fiber. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1499 It's gluten-free 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1500 It's incredible--they're just GIVING this stuff away! 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1501 That's is not my idea of an anniversary gift. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1502 I thought you said they taste like chicken. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1503 My doctor wants me to eat more fiber. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1504 Value meal from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1505 I'll stick with organic. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1506 I just don't remember them being this crunchy. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1507 It's only three points. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1508 Alternative fish 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1509 Hormone-free, pesticide-free, antibiotic-free, non-GMO... but there's something about the texture. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1510 This one's a little al dente. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1511 I'm starting a high fiber diet. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1512 Where's the beef? 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1513 Gluten-free just isn't the same. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1514 Now, Bobby, in a real feeding frenzy there'll be a whole lot of flailing. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1515 You do realize that you've been played? 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
1516 Do I have anything on my teeth? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1517 I don't think veganism is for us. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1518 Everybody else was marching! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1519 Here's a fact: some dummies are harder to swallow. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1520 I should've realized it was too good to be true. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1521 She looked a lot better dressed to the teeth. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1522 Dietician's Recommendation. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1523 I started dating a vegan. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1524 Actually, I think a Riesling would go best with this. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1525 It's part of the low calorie South Beach Diet. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1526 I've never outgrown my childhood pacifier. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1527 You got ripped off. The best parts are the wings and drumsticks/ 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1528 It's a plant-based surfer substitute. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1529 Not the "Mannequin overboard!" trick again! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1530 It's an aggressifier. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1531 It's got a lot less calories. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1532 That was better. I think you're ready for the real thing. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1533 And I thought the artificial crab was bad. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1534 Cream-filled are better. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1535 I prefer the soft kind. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1536 No bloody good. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1537 How many times have I told you this? Never go for the first one. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1538 Me, I prefer organic. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1539 I didn't know you were into genetically modified food. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1540 This tastes much better in person. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1541 Gluten free! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1542 All fiber, no flavor. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1543 While not quite as tasty as people, these are gluten-free. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1544 From below, I thought I was getting Kellyanne Conway. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1545 They were having a sale. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1546 I use it to floss between meals. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1547 Way too easy Bob. No chase, no terrified look, no thrashing, no screaming, not even any blood. Hardly worth the effort. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1548 They're never as good as the organic one's. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1549 Being a mannequin-eating shark just seems less controversial. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1550 She may not be perfect, but she's mine. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1551 I'm sorry, but "vicious mannequin eater" just doesn't have the same ring to it 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1552 I can eat the things I want and still lose weight! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1553 I read it in "Shark attacks for Dummies". 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1554 The fashion industry has always been a shark tank. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1555 I'm telling you, GMO's are going to kill you! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1556 Did you order from Amazon ? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1557 I know, but at least it's vegan and gluten free. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1558 You just need a little sriracha for this one. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1559 It's just not as good as organic. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1560 I said bring back man or kin, not mannequin. 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1561 Why can’t you find yourself a nice girl? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1562 Filene's Basement or Bloomingdale's ? 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1563 It doesn't taste like chicken. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1564 I can't quite get my teeth into this one 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1565 I dunno, I just assumed it was a chew toy. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1566 I keep telling you. Go after the ones who are moving. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1567 Super models are starting to lose flavor to me. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1568 It tastes like chicken, but the sequins are wrecking my stomach. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1569 It says it's low in calories, but it leaves a funny aftertaste! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1570 That doesn't make you a vegetarian. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1571 I'm still looking for red meat alternatives. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1572 Doc says I need less human and more fiber. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1573 It's part of the new Swim Fast diet. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1574 I told you no fake food! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1575 Going vegan has its downsides. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1576 The one leg should have given it away. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1577 This one must be an American woman. It's REALLY tough. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1578 This one tastes a little off. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1579 I don't know what you like about them. They are just so bland. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1580 Don't laugh, but yeah, I AM trying to quit. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1581 I know, I know, more empty calories. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1582 I'm starting to get tired of this high fiber diet 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1583 It's mostly just for selfies. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1584 What do you mean I have bad taste? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1585 This must be that genetically modified stuff. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1586 Junior left his teething toy in the sandbox again. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1587 I'm trying to incorporate more fiber into my diet. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1588 It's gluten-free, non-GMO, and vegan. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1589 I'm dieting until Fashion Week. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1590 Slim pickens 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1591 Do you feel cheated? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1592 Fine, I'll go vegan. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1593 Enough of this Fake Food! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1594 This high fiber diet is killing me 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1595 I've got to cut down on processed foods. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1596 I can't give up my pacifier. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1597 They said they were having a "Great White" sale. I felt misled. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1598 What have I told you about empty calories?? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1599 It's definitely a mannequin, but it wasn't much of a challenge. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1600 I thought it was just another nudist beach. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1601 The stunning outfit fooled me 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1602 I think it's some kind of gluten-free human. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1603 I chew on this when I have a craving for a swimmer. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1604 There's no accounting for taste. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1605 I'm nearly down to my targeted weight, plus my teeth are much whiter. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1606 Do you have any floss? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1607 Son, it's time to put away your binky and chow down on some real meat. 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1608 I saw it in the stores window and couldn't resist! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1609 Do you always bring your Oscar with you on first dates? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1610 I've got to see someone about these cataracts. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1611 What can I say? I need the roughage. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1612 She was attractive until her clothes washed off. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1613 It's not what it looks like! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1614 It's gluten-free 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1615 Placebo effect. Gets me every time. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1616 Gluten free! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1617 You know that's not a real person, right? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1618 I tried the organic versions, but found them too fatty. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1619 I said, "Find a nice SAILOR." 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1620 Don't look at me like that. It's an "alternative" human. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1621 I see this as a call to arms. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1622 I like the way it doesn't taste too human-y. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1623 Do you have any salt? 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1624 Tastes bad but I can't resist a bargain. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1625 More fiber, fewer calories. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1626 I am going meatless. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1627 She's a chum of mine. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1628 No struggle and the taste is lousy, but it's good practice. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1629 Mannequin: the new kale. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1630 Not much meat on this one. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1631 Looks like someone's been to the maul! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1632 No thanks, I'm strictly organic. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1633 How do you like going protein free? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1634 Tastes great, and less filling 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1635 It's "alternative" food. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1636 Was there dressing when you found it? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1637 I'm switching to the patch next week. 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1638 It's getting harder to find a real meal down here. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1639 Empty calories, but so satisfying. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1640 I'm told it's alternative fare. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1641 Atkins. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1642 you gonna wash that down with a non-alcoholic beer? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1643 They are just not as tasty as they used to be. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1644 It's a placebo 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1645 The patch didn't work for me. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1646 ...and it has fewer calories. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1647 This one doesn't taste like chicken! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1648 It wasn't a challenge at all 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1649 Doctor said I should eat more fibre 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1650 I wish everything didn't look like seals to us. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1651 When did you go vegan? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1652 Fashionable diets never work. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1653 It's vegan, and gluten free. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1654 Someone already ate the arms. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1655 No, I said, "I'm craving man, again!" 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1656 Are you kidding me? There's gluten in this too? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1657 Low fat and clothing-free! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1658 You know how you just have to eat the fries out of the bag on the way home? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1659 No flavor. I'm returning this one. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1660 Empty calories 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1661 It's hard being a vegan. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1662 It's a practice dummy. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1663 I enjoy my dinner more now without all that feeding frenzy stuff 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1664 You have 30 minutes to pick out your material and to get back to the workshop to make it work. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1665 Going vegan is just not working for me. 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1666 Save me some stuffing. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1667 It's the new high fiber, low carb diet. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1668 The mannequin challenge, it's all the rage up there! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1669 Don't worry, son. the real ones taste like chicken. 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1670 I've gone high-fiber. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1671 Great job! Ok, two more practice bites and your ready for the real thing, 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1672 Dummy! It is a dummy. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1673 It's restaurant week at Macy's 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1674 Tasteless. Must be a late light comedian. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1675 I usually like arms, but these tasted like cardboard. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1676 I see those prankster dolphins got the best of you again. 1.2471 0.06675 85 72 5 8
1677 Aren't you a little old for a pacifier?0 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1678 Its a teething ring for the baby. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1679 Yeah, not a lot of meat on her, but without arms and legs she was a cinch to catch. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1680 No, darling, we're MAN-eating sharks, not manikin . . . 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1681 This one is crunchy on the outside ....somethings up. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1682 And when you graduate, it's REALLY fun because they're all squirmy and they taste great! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1683 It looks stupid, but I haven't had a desire for a cigarette in weeks. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1684 How did you know I like my dressing on the side? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1685 All I could find was leftovers. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1686 Don't judge me! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1687 No it's not a fake person, it's called an alternative human. Just as good but bit harder to swallow 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1688 It helps reduce the cravings. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1689 It's just a practice run. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1690 Don't swallow, Henry. It's obviously clickbait. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1691 I'm going gluten-free. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1692 Just when you think you've seen every fishing hook... 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1693 They don't taste as good as real human, but they contain far fewer artificial preservatives. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1694 Use this for the rehearsal and your cue is, "We're gonna need a bigger boat." 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1695 They'll label anything organic these days! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1696 I've got to get off this junk food diet. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1697 Not as much flavor, but zero calories. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1698 I prefer to call it 'alternative' food. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1699 They're baiting you. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1700 It's lower in calories 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1701 Trump just removed all regulations concerning human consumption. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1702 It's a rare relic from back when there was a thing called "land". 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1703 These low calorie versions are never as filling. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1704 It's imitation human 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1705 I don't like 'seconds'..... do you want it? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1706 I'm supposed to cut back on red meat. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1707 I'm trying to add more fiber to my diet. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1708 They're calling it an alternative fact. The truth is, it's still hard to swallow. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1709 It tastes the same but it's half the saturated fat 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1710 It's called the mannequin challenge. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1711 Ok, so we're not as smart as chimpanzees. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1712 It's a dummy, genius. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1713 It was on sale. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1714 This lo-cal stuff tastes like plastic. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1715 I'm on the South Beach diet. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1716 Just chew ‘til it tingles, one a day for the first week, then taper-off until the cravings go away. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1717 I said man-eating shark, not manne-quin shark.... 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1718 I guess you can say it's an acqured taste. 1.2471 0.04706 85 64 21 0
1719 Shark Week trumps Fashion Week. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1720 Now I'm feeling like the real dummy here. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1721 How were the arms and legs? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1722 More fiber,less fat. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1723 It's ample, but devoid of character. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1724 I'm a vegetarian. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1725 Let it soak awhile! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1726 We overlap with fashion week this year. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1727 I know, but she called me a lawyer! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1728 Organic is way over-rated 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1729 ToFuman 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1730 I just couldn't stay on paleo. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1731 You can sense a drop of blood in the water from a mile away, however your eyesight leaves something to be desired. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1732 White House applicant. Tossed for being too bright. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1733 The worst part of dieting is the substitute meals. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1734 I see you're still stuck on that fashion week meets shark week idea. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1735 I hate this GMO food. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1736 The entire contents of an Ivanka Trump sweat shop were dumped into the Indian Ocean! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1737 I think this one had way too much fiber in her diet. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1738 that's what happens when you lose your glasses 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1739 I'm on a diet. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1740 Teething 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1741 They look better than they taste, but they are crunchy! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1742 I thought it was an Oscar. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1743 They're easy to catch, but not as much fun -- no fight or thrashing around. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1744 When you're a shark, they let you do everything. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1745 It's for my new paleo diet, I'm cutting out human. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1746 I don't know. The doctor seems to think it cuts down on cravings. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1747 You can't even taste the difference! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1748 I don't know what's worse, the false teeth or my new contacts. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1749 I'm on that model diet. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1750 Genetically modified! 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1751 The sign at the sale said "As is". Sounded good to me. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1752 If I say she's real, she's real. Period. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1753 God, I hate dieting! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1754 I couldn't stand what he was wearing. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1755 Actually, I prefer organic. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1756 It's faux-human. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1757 I'm trying to cut down on red meat. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1758 Yes I'm on top of the food chain, that means I can eat anything I want. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1759 Weight watchers. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1760 It has a lot of artificial additives, but it is way lower in calories than the original version. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1761 I'm having second thoughts about meatless Mondays. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1762 If they're unarmed I pounce. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1763 "It cost an arm and a leg, but I had to have it"! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1764 Nice to see you, Bob. This is my chum. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1765 I hate these no fat diets. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1766 All they had was vegan. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1767 Did you order take-out from Jo-Ann's again? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1768 I gave up cigarettes. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1769 What does Marked Down mean? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1770 See, this way you get the sensation of eating without all the fat and calories. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1771 Yes, it's vegan and cruelty free, but I still miss the blood flavor. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1772 But I can eat as many mannequins as I want, whenever I want. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1773 I opted for "less filling." 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1774 I'm trying to avoid gluten. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1775 I'm rethinking this vegan diet thing 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1776 F I S H I N G F O R D U M M I E S 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1777 Can you believe, someone just threw this chew toy away 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1778 I got something for the kids to play with.... 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1779 Looks like another case of alternative facts. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1780 What!? You said I needed more fiber. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1781 Are you eating processed foods, again? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1782 I'm getting in shape for beach season 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1783 It's the imitation kind. Not as good as the real thing, but low fat. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1784 Hook, Fall line and sinker. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1785 Now even people are being made of plastic. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1786 Doc says I need more fiber in my diet. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1787 But I like empty calories. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1788 Will Amazon exchange this for a real one? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1789 Not a big fan of Meatless Mondays. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1790 Start with this and gradually work your way up to real people. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1791 How awful! I hope you can return it. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1792 It was the only gluten-free option. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1793 I can't. I have homework. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1794 No, this is the lite version 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1795 These artificial lures fool me every time. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1796 They were all out of the fresh stuff. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1797 I'm told it still has a full body flavor- but less calories 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1798 I thought she seemed kind of slow... 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1799 'I guess you fell for the alternative bait.' 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1800 I should have had that Lasik done. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1801 Shark Week, Fashion Week, I can't keep track 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1802 This has no nutritional value, but it reduces my cravings! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1803 He looked tasty but some parts are missing. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1804 What do you mean by empty calories? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1805 I hate this high-fiber diet. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1806 The flooded cities are interesting, but most of the good stuff is already gone. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1807 Are you sure that you're getting enough fiber on this diet? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1808 When is this fucking acid going to wear off? 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
1809 Whole Foods, why do you ask? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1810 Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1811 I've lost weight, but it's hard to stick to. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1812 I think I'll consider that Lasik surgery. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1813 I just hate going gluten free. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1814 These low calorie snacks are never as tasty. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1815 I call it an alternative human 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1816 The popsicle stick seems sort of unnecessary. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1817 Have you always been a vegan? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1818 Ugh, I hate imitation human. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1819 I was lucky. Some are armed and dangerous. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1820 No really, it's only half the calories. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1821 You haven't learned much in that charter school, have you? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1822 I can't believe it's not boater! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1823 I told you from the get-go that I don't cook and I certainly don't sew. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1824 These mail-order diets are just filled with empty calories. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1825 All that junk food will kill you. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1826 It's works, but I still get the urge. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1827 These things always show up around Fashion Week. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1828 Macys is just giving 'em away. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1829 We're man-eaters not mannequin eaters silly. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1830 Take it . . . I left the best parts for you! 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1831 But how do you get your protein? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1832 It's alternative prey. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1833 Working on my technique. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1834 No, it's just an ALTERNATIVE human. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1835 Still teething? 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
1836 But you said no more junk food. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1837 its an alt-man 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1838 It's a cleanse, not a diet. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1839 The alternative fact is that this is a human. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1840 Mannequin-eater 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1841 I'm reading "Carnivores For Dummies." 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1842 I'm a vegan now. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1843 You can believe its not human. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1844 Leftovers again? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
1845 I think they said, "Mannequin overboard!" 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1846 No wonder they didn't use you for Jaws. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1847 It's low-fat. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
1848 I'm teething, mommy. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1849 This has more fiber and is healthier than eating high fat humans. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1850 It was a stand-in at a remake of Jaws 3 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1851 The organic ones have a lot more flavor. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1852 Did you win that for Jaws or the sequel? 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1853 Dummies for Sharks 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1854 I was auditioning for Jaws 4 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1855 Do you think this would look fat in me? 1.2381 0.06476 84 71 6 7
1856 Well, it looked like a person when it was dressed. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1857 It's called a training tool son 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1858 Those 100 calorie snack packs are a Godsend. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1859 Gluten-free human just doesn't taste the same. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1860 That your last one before you go live? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1861 With all the debris in the ocean, I think I'm developing a taste for plastic. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1862 Uh oh...Fake chews! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1863 The mannequin-eater shark, feared by dummies everywhere. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1864 That new vegetarian restaurant just opened up. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1865 Appetizer. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1866 I need to up my fiber intake. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1867 I got it for the kids. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1868 I'm so hungry, I could eat a clothes horse. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1869 It's a real live person, as a matter of alternative fact. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1870 Enough with the fiber. Eat some protein! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1871 Eating it without the buns really cuts the calories. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1872 You got the dummy, Dummy. You know I prefer the wings and legs 1.2381 0.06476 84 71 6 7
1873 I think you need to have your eyes examined! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1874 At least it's easier than going cold human. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1875 When you said he issued you a gag order, you weren't kidding. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1876 This must be some kind of cruel hoax. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1877 Sorry I'm late, it was a frenzy in there. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1878 You promised that you were going to save the arms for me! 1.2381 0.06476 84 71 6 7
1879 No, it's not as tasty as the real thing, - but it really does save calories. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1880 This isn't what it looks like. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1881 Taste like rubber chicken. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1882 I'm a man-eater. Does this look like a placebo to you? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1883 It's called the mannequin challenge, I think. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1884 I've had it with the Mediterranean Diet. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1885 Here- practice on this. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1886 Mannequin? It's a human...get your alternative facts straight! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1887 It's cruelty-free and tastes almost like the real thing. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1888 Whatever this is, it's not worth a feeding frenzy. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1889 It's a people pop, and it's half the carbs. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1890 Get your own chew toy. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1891 Look Mom, I'm a Great White Retriever. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1892 They taste better when served on a surfboard. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1893 I just want to say one word to you: plastic. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1894 I got it at the Sears liquidation sale. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1895 You wouldn't like it. Tastes like cardboard. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1896 I didn't hear the soundtrack. That should have tipped me off. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1897 It's called the dummy diet. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1898 Who are you calling a dummy? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1899 No blood. Not a good sign. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1900 MY BAD...I THOUGHT IT WAS LEFTOVERS... 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1901 Is it me, or is this human a bit harder to chew than the last one? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1902 Your getting closer, but the real ones wiggle and bleed a lot. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1903 I said manaTEE 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1904 I always end up with the stale ones. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1905 Can't wait till we graduate from training. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1906 You were supposed to bring the wine. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1907 It prevents tartar build up. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1908 This is the last time I go feeding in the Chanel. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1909 I'm staying away from South Beach for a while - this one is a high fibre, but low protein. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1910 Beggars can't be chewsey. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1911 I told you, I'm a mannequin-eating shark. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1912 Mannequin, manatee - whatever. This one's more al dente. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1913 "This generic chew toy ,isn't as good as the real ones that squeak". 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1914 Boneless, gluten-free, and low-cal without the dressing. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1915 At least it was 90% off. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1916 It's Lent already? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1917 He's my new chum. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1918 Haven't you ever heard of a mannequin eating shark? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1919 You wouldn't like it. It's not organic. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1920 It's the loaner model. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1921 I know it's a dummy, dummy! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1922 This must be the farmed, GMO version. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1923 Don't you just hate the artificial taste of the processed foods you get these days! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1924 Not as much flavor, but zero calories. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1925 It's a lot like kale; low on taste, high in fiber. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1926 Good try, but you grabbed a decoy. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1927 I'm trying something new-- it's got less protein, but more fibers. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1928 Good luck with that thing. I never could stomach dummies. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1929 I can't wait to get rid of this training dummy! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1930 It's gluten free, no GMO's and low on calories! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1931 We've been over this, remember? These plastic women aren't worth your time. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1932 Project Runway really jumped the shark this season. 1.2381 0.06476 84 71 6 7
1933 It's kind of dry 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1934 These pre-packed meals are so flavorless. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1935 Honey, you'll be much healthier if you stop eating artificial food. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1936 I don't care what Kelly Anne says, alternative meat is not meat !! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1937 Needs ketchup. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1938 It's a bit dry. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1939 They say it will whiten my teeth. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1940 That mannequin challenge ain't so tough. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1941 A transgender mannequin? Try the other Shark Tank. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1942 I know it's low on nutrients, but my doctor told me to eat more fiber. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1943 I don't know, this one's a little dry. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1944 This vegan diet is killing me. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1945 It doesn't measure up to the real thing. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1946 I caught a dummy but his orange comb over got away. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1947 THATS WHAT YOU BOUGHT WITH YOUR SAND DOLLARS ? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1948 Not as tasty as it looks 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1949 Not like I remember them tasting. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1950 It's from the winter collection 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1951 They were serving alt-hors d'oeuvres. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1952 My cholesterol was up so I decided to go vegan. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1953 I'm giving veganism a try. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1954 This diet sucks. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1955 I'm telling you it's a seal! Check the alternative fact! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1956 ...and it's gluten free. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1957 What? It's just "alternative food." 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1958 Bhe best part is that you can have as much as you want for no points! 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1959 I'm trying the nicotine patch to quit smoking too 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
1960 Nobody respects mannequins more than I do. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1961 Tastes great, less filling. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1962 Don't judge. It's fashion week. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1963 Mmmm, this one is a little al dente! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1964 He just kept staring at me with a blank expression, so I freaked out. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1965 I bite first and ask questions later...... 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1966 That whole "Mannequin Challenge" thing was really starting to bug me. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
1967 It takes one to know one. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1968 No not that dummy, I ment the new President! 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1969 It's Torso Tuesday. And I'm vegan. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1970 I don't think it's fresh. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1971 Macy's close out. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1972 The alternative truth is I grabbed it kicking and screaming off the beach. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1973 Ugh...I think I know why these were on sale. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1974 This is part of my New Year's resolution - less fat. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1975 Nope. I can't be with a vegan 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1976 Well, don't you two look chummy 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1977 I'm trying out for the next "Jaws"sequel. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1978 That's not what I meant when I said mannequin challenge... 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
1979 But they said it's gluten free! 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1980 Not as good as it looked. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1981 Paleo 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
1982 Tastes like cardboard. But it's nonfat and gluten free. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1983 That's not how you do the mannequin challenge. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1984 Good news...no rubber suit. Bad news.... 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1985 What did I tell you about JUNK FOOD?! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1986 Tastes kinda like tofu. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1987 My doctor has put me on a high-fibre diet. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
1988 It's not easy to be a vegetarian. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1989 Darn! Did you take the legs? The legs are the best part! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1990 It's as filling, less gory, and fewer calories. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1991 '"Look. A manikin-eating shark." 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1992 It's a free-range mannequin. 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
1993 What? At least it's cage free. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1994 Nice try. I made an appointment for you with the opthalmologist. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1995 That's good. I think you're ready for a live trial. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1996 This thing tastes like cardboard but at least it is gluten free. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1997 I'm an alternative man-eater. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1998 I caught him trying to vote. 1.2317 0.06562 82 70 5 7
1999 How long does this teething go on? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2000 It's better than nothing... 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2001 I hate Designer Week. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2002 It tastes like human. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2003 My doctor said I need more fiber in my diet. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2004 Fact, most shark attacks occur less than 100 feet from the store. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2005 Sweetie, how many times do I have to tell you? We keep kosher. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2006 I'm an alternative man-eater. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2007 Tastes kind of fishy 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2008 Tasty? Not exactly, but it's FDA approved and contains fewer carcinogens. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2009 "Shark Week", "Fashion Week": Who can tell the difference these days? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2010 I wish you would stop eating junk food 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2011 "Remind me again, did you want a manatee or a mannequin? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2012 I like them when they're crunchy. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2013 My New Year's resolution was to try going meatless. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2014 It was just standing there. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2015 This must be an alternative fact. 1.2317 0.06562 82 70 5 7
2016 It tastes better than rice cakes. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2017 Hey, it works for duck hunters. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2018 Actually, it is a bit dryer than I like. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2019 Everything is fake these days. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2020 As he worked his way through the NYT Best Sellers list, Bob became obsessed with #9, "Shark Diving for Dummies". 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2021 This is my first alternative human of the day. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2022 It's an alt-person. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2023 Man, I can hardly taste this. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2024 They're feeding us fake nudes 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2025 I hate Fashion Week. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2026 These low carb diets are tough. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2027 They are saying those are worse for you than the real thing 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2028 It's terrible. I think it's been previously frozen. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2029 Alternative Kellyanne. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2030 It's getting harder to find genuine organic food these days. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2031 Here's what I think of the Mannequin Challenge! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2032 It refused to normalize Kellyanne Conway's inaugural outfit. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2033 Nothing tastes the same anymore. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2034 Since they're half the calories than the real thing, my doctor says I should be down 500 lbs. in a month. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2035 I'm allergic to screaming. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2036 Want some? It's gluten and sugar free. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2037 Don't give me that look. Did you or did you not say "go find some dummy that drifted too far off shore so we can have dinner"? 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2038 It's a floor model but I got it cheap 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2039 I've gone vegetarian. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2040 At least these ones don't scream 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2041 It lacks umami. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2042 Do you prefer your landfood wild-caught or farm raised? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2043 I know it's just empty carbs but the other one's always get bones stuck in my teeth. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2044 Fashion week is back. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2045 I REALLY thought you said you were in the mood for "mannequin", not "man again". 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2046 I hink ere's omehing uck in eye ooth. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2047 What kind of dressing would you like? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2048 You're on the new show "Shark Week meets Project Runway"? 1.2222 0.06573 81 70 4 7
2049 Aren't you a little to old for a pacifier? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2050 You and your fad diets... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2051 It helps to curb my cravings. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2052 Fashion week! Could not resist! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2053 Can you film me for my mannequin challenge? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2054 It's the smartest thing I could still find up there. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2055 No you can't have a bite 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2056 Have you seen the arms? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2057 Yeah, but it's got no carbs and is gluten free. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2058 I'm going vegan 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2059 Well maybe brushing just isn't enough. Have you tried flossing? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2060 It's only 600 calories without the dressing. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2061 What? I'm vegan. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2062 Kinda bland, but it beats krill. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2063 I can't believe it's not boater! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2064 I think the "eat by" date expired. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2065 It's Veggie human, apparently all the rage on the east coast. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2066 Practice, practice! When do I get the real thing? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2067 I thought we were doing a mannequin challenge? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2068 They said it was a good way to gradually quit Surfers 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2069 You have the "fetch" part down well, but now I need you to drop it. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2070 It's crunchy, but somehow not satisfying. 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
2071 But it was an amazing deal. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2072 Real ones are bloody. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2073 Nice work - I believe you're ready for flesh and bones. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2074 "I'm auditioning for the new sequel to "Jaws". 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2075 It's from the Ivanka Trump collection. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2076 Next week, we move on to Step Two. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2077 The arms too often get stuck in my throat. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2078 I'm allergic to blood. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2079 Even this is better than paleo. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2080 Aren't they supposed to taste like chicken? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2081 Do you have floss? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2082 Thanks. I'm already down 80 pounds on it. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2083 Ca oo hel ee ith is? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2084 It was used for making shark skin suits. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2085 GMO? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2086 I've always been attracted to poor, light trash. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2087 It's kind of a cross between comfort food and junk food. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2088 I always put it back before Cousteau shows up. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2089 I'm cutting my teeth in the fashion industry. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2090 The arms are in the soup. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2091 It's a bit chewy and tasteless, but it satisfies my cravings until the real thing comes along. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2092 This one tastes like it was previously frozen. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2093 Farm-Raised really tastes more bland than Wild-Caught 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2094 I'm a mannequin eater! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2095 It has an exquisite mouth feel. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2096 I thought you said these things were tender and juicy. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2097 The breast meat is kind of tough. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2098 I thought it would taste like chicken. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2099 It's for an audition. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2100 I thought you gave up processed foods. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2101 No fat, no gluten. Now who's the dummy? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2102 Actually these GMO humans taste pretty good. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2103 Every year it's the same thing: I'm still eating junk food a week after the Super Bowl. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2104 Want some "I can't believe it's not Bobby"? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2105 Please, Mom, can I keep him? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2106 Sorry, Charlie. Looks like you bit into a bait and switch. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2107 Meat substitute. I 'm on a diet. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2108 Cruise ship clearance... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2109 I know you asked for manatee, but let's make it work. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2110 What? I need more fiber 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2111 Nice try junior, but the tasty ones thrash around first. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2112 What? I'm trying to go gluten-free! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2113 You idiot, you need to get your hearing checked. I told you to go out and get us a MANATEE! 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2114 Who you calling dummy? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2115 Seriously? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2116 I snagged it at the North Pacific Trash Vortex 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2117 I'm on a gluten free diet. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2118 Nice presentation, but a little tough. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2119 You're very hard to shop for. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2120 I'm doing the mannequin challenge. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2121 It tastes like Chico's. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2122 You really never heard of the Venus de Milo? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2123 Define fake. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2124 It's for junior. He's learning to play catch. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2125 I got a woody. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2126 Just rehearsing for Shark Week. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2127 These MREs leave a lot to be desired! 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2128 It's called "Dieting for Dummies 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2129 It's my way of avoiding between-meal snacks. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2130 It's supposed to prevent gingivitis. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2131 It's the new extra crispy recipe! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2132 I keep getting snubbed by the academy for my efforts in the Sharknado films but they can't take away this award for my performance in Jaws. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2133 Dress forms are the new kale. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2134 It's called "PRACTICE"! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2135 It's dystopian minimalism 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2136 I'm gathering a crowd for my inauguration. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2137 I'm still in training. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2138 i think flossing would be a lot easier 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2139 I ordered manatee, not mannequin. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2140 I can hardly believe I lost 50 lbs in just three days. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2141 Leaner, and significantly less bitter. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2142 You ate the wrong dummy. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2143 I've gone off organic food 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2144 I should've waited for the dressing. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2145 He's a bit crunchy. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2146 I don't think that's what they meant by "Mannequin Challenge". 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2147 They last longer, but they won't get you on the news. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2148 Did they teach CPR on the beach again? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2149 Shark-attack survival for dummies. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2150 It looked much fatter in the store. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2151 Mom gave me this teething toy. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2152 Farm raised, but all the crunch of wild caught. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2153 It's a little dry, but still...." 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2154 It's all that was left. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2155 It's yours for a fin. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2156 This is an alternative fact human 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2157 I know it isn't real. I just like the feel of it in my mouth. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2158 I'm pretty sure that's not how the mannequin challenge works. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2159 it's a great alternative. High fiber, low cholesterol and none of that nasty aftertaste. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2160 That's not what they mean by 'mannequin challenge.' 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2161 It could use a splash of ketchup. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2162 So that's why he didn't struggle to get away from me. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2163 Sure, it's not as satisfying, but I've already lost 10 pounds! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2164 I bit off more than I can chew. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2165 You had one job! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2166 I'm off meat, I'm mannequin. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2167 It's only a starter kit but I've got my eye on a Classic California Surfer. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2168 "Given Macy's issues, I doubt that they want it returned". 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2169 I think you are now ready to try the real thing. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2170 I don't see this vegan New Year's resolution lasting too much longer. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2171 Doc says I need to eat more fiber. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2172 What? Read "Shark Attack for Dummies" just like you said. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2173 The new high fiber diet? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2174 I've always preferred Lord & Taylor for take-out 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2175 I told you they're a little rubbery 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2176 I had "Barbie"; this is for you. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2177 That's not what they mean by the Mannequin Challenge. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2178 I'm practicing to be a man-eater. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2179 Does this dressing dummy make my mouth look big? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2180 Yeah, well I bet it tastes more like a human being than if I ate Donald Trump. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2181 The last one was much more tender. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2182 The patch wasn't working. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2183 I don't think it's organic. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2184 It's sold as alternative human. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2185 Sort of like chicken... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2186 Don't be so judgmental; I was in a hurry and hungry. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2187 I just wasn't feeling it today. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2188 It's my new chew toy. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2189 It's low cal...no dressing. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2190 It's sort of like getting used to diet soda. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2191 Taste? Well, it's no Venus de Milo 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2192 It's for my trophy room 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2193 Hey, it was a sample size ... half off! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2194 Don't worry, it's wild-caught. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2195 Somebody beat me to the arms. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2196 It's complicated. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2197 Sorry. Had to bring work home tonight. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2198 Just when he thought it was safe to sew back in the water. 1.2222 0.06573 81 70 4 7
2199 They fill me up but I miss that bloody aftertaste. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2200 To teach the kids to go for the torso. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2201 Organic is over-rated. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2202 If this doesn't work I'm trying hypnosis. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2203 Becoming a vegan has changed my life! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2204 It's an 'alternative snack.' 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2205 Just look at me. A week after the Super Bowl and I'm still eating junk food. 1.2195 0.06262 82 70 6 6
2206 I just couldn't hack Paleo anymore. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2207 How's that new supermodel diet working out for you? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2208 Be careful. She could be jail bait. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2209 Low carb humans just don't taste the same. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2210 No. It's crunchy on the inside too. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2211 What do you mean "alternative dinner"?? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2212 Is this the new Mannequin Challenge? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2213 I needed more fiber in my diet. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2214 I think I'm going to stop eating here; all the food tastes like plastic. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2215 I need to work on my torso. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2216 Man-eating? I thought you said manikin-eating. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2217 Half the calories, no trans-fat and a ton of fiber. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2218 If it doesn't move, don't eat it. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2219 I got this one at the inauguration. 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2220 Sure you won an Oscar for Jaws, but somewhere you stopped moving forward. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2221 Low calorie, high fiber, and gluten-free! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2222 The low-fat version isn't nearly as good. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2223 Sure it's a little blander, but it's vegan and gluten free! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2224 Unbelievable! I get 4 a day just to participate in a dietary supplement study. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2225 This dummy wasn't wearing a life jacket. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2226 Yuck! This one should never have been put on a pedestal. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2227 I gave up eating meat. What was your New Year's resolution? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2228 ok this is really the last time i throw it! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2229 "I said go get take-out food, Dummy, meaning you, not the food. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2230 Sorry. I picked a dummy. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2231 If I eat it will I look ferocious or ludicrous? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2232 When did you go vegan? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2233 Aren't you a little old to be playing with those? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2234 Humans are getting tougher to swallow. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2235 Got you this egg mcmannequin 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2236 This low cholesterol diet is awful. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2237 It just doesn't have the same mouth feel. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2238 Shark attack school 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2239 Damn you self-righteous vegetarians. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2240 You fell for one of those Bait & Switch fishermen. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2241 I won the mannequin challenge. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2242 Switch to these and you can say bye bye stubborn belly fat. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2243 I guess you've never seen an alternative human before. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2244 So, you're vegan now? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2245 They yelled 'Mannequin overboard', you dummy! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2246 Next week we'll try the surfer challenge. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2247 It's a gnash test dummy. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2248 A real person would be wiggling much more. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2249 Oprah said, this is what we can expect after six months on Weight Watchers. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2250 It's my alternative human being. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2251 It was all they had left. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2252 What was she wearing? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2253 Can you call my waiter? This isn't what I ordered. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2254 Doc says I need more roughage in my diet. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2255 If you think that's the Venus de Milo, I have some waterfront property in Florida I want to sell you. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2256 Honestly, I prefer to eat organic. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2257 The taste is off, but I needed more fiber. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2258 We're man-eatin' not mann-equin. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2259 What do you mean it's not in the Paleolithic food group? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2260 The Pacific Trash Vortex had a sale last weekend. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2261 Jaws 4 is strictly no-budget. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2262 It's kind of you to offer, but I actually prefer the ones with the filling. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2263 I think you may have misunderstood "Mannequin Challenge". 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2264 Is that thing BPA free? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2265 Real humans are full of toxins, so I made this out of tofu. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2266 I'm carving out a new niche, "mannequin eating shark." 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2267 "It's the gluten free version". 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2268 She said I wouldn't be able to tell it's vegan, but I can tell. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2269 I think I mis-understood the mannequin, challenge 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2270 I"m going to miss Macy's. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2271 you're right, tofu sucks. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2272 I'm trying to decide what kind of dressing to put on it. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2273 These humans don't taste like they used to. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2274 Lately, these humans taste like plastic! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2275 I don't think that's how you do the mannequin challenge. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2276 It's not what it looks like! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2277 You really should be eating Paleo 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2278 The orange dummy was already taken. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2279 Are you surprised? You know I can smell bodice from miles away. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2280 I can't believe how tough the shell is. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2281 Just a dress rehearsal... 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2282 "This new era of 'alternative man' is disgusting". 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2283 My doctor said it would help with the cravings. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2284 They say it's the newest fad - the mannequin challenge. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2285 I just have one more week of training. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2286 It's the new high fiber diet. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2287 I wasn't always this gullible. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2288 '' This is all I could grab from the sinking ship..All the other fresh stuff was gone.'' 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2289 Gnash-test dummy 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2290 I come from a long line of vicious mannequin eaters. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2291 Is there something in my teeth? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2292 I prefer the chewy ones. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2293 It's fat and gluten free. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2294 Don't judge me! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2295 This pacifier thing is really working. I am down to just two humans a week! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2296 someone already got the wings 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2297 They call it bait and switch. I call it tasteless humor. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2298 It came with a side of haute couture. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2299 Four words ... is it Shark Fishing for Dummies? 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2300 You're gonna need a bigger dress. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2301 This is part of my new high fiber, low fat diet 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2302 Frank remained hopeful, as he and his mentor worked hard to get thru the practice session 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2303 I've brought you the low-fat version. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2304 Wilbur tries to bribe Alice with fake people bait. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2305 Jaws 6 Mannequin 3 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2306 It's vegetarian AND gluten free! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2307 I thought Mom said we were mannequin-eating sharks. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2308 You know I would have to say it taste a lot like chicken. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2309 Somehow, I thought going vegan would taste better. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2310 No, not organic but it IS gluten-free. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2311 I couldn't find organic. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2312 Tastes like chicken oddly enough 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2313 It's an 'alternative snack.' 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2314 Fashion Week leftovers. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2315 You can't have a leg. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2316 The doctor said my cholesterol was too high. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2317 Ok, it's nine letters and rhymes with fin 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2318 I'm on a low-fat diet. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2319 As vegan humans go, it's the best I've had, but it still lacks that taste of fear. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2320 What you lack in style, you make up in form. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2321 It's GMO free. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2322 Alright, alright...I'll bite. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2323 It's amazing what they are doing with soy lately. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2324 It tastes like Melba toast but I've lost 50 pounds. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2325 YEP,ACADEMY AWARDS IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2326 For heaven's sake! Would you please put your glasses on! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2327 Form follows luncheon. 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2328 It's the fifth step. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2329 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2330 Then finish up with 30 minutes of cardio. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2331 They really don't make'em like they used to. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2332 It's not so bad once you get the skin off. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2333 It tastes just like surfer! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2334 I was pretty doubtful, but it really has helped curb my cravings. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2335 I said "Man in fin!" Not "manikin". 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2336 They used to have more flavor. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2337 The design team at Sharks Fifth Avenue 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2338 Remember to keep your head down and follow through when we get to the beach. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2339 They say you can't tell the difference, but I can always tell it's tofuman 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2340 Taste like rubber chicken. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2341 So now you're vegan? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2342 I'm practicing for the upcoming swimming season. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2343 Every year it's the same thing: I'm eating junk food for weeks after the Super Bowl. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2344 It is lower in carbs, but it just doesn't taste the same. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2345 alternative snacks 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2346 I'm eating the non-fat variety. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2347 So is that new meat substitute you've been raving about? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2348 What kind of sick joke is this? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2349 Low fat, High carb...what's not to like? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2350 Honey, I've decided to go vegan 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2351 It prevents plaque build-up. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2352 I'm mostly a bargain hunter. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2353 Well, it's high in fiber, anyway. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2354 It helps with my diet and it's gluten free. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2355 They're totally overrated. Sad. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2356 Dummy, you took the bait. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2357 It's all that was left. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2358 Ed, for God sake, brick and mortar retail is over. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2359 I came. I saw. I chomped. That's who I am. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2360 Meet George Jetsam. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2361 Are you calling me a dummy 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2362 I thought we agreed to avoid artificial ingredients. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2363 I'm pretty sure I need glasses. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2364 This seems fishy... 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2365 I know it's not the same, but honey, it's Shark Week and there are no swimmers. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2366 It's Shark Week on the fashion channel. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2367 It fit right off the rack! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2368 #mannequinchallenge #missthesurfers 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2369 Don't talk with your mouth full. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2370 I think you misunderstood the mannequin challenge. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2371 All the protein was gone. I had to settle for fiber. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2372 "Shark Bites Man" isn't news, they said. So I'll settle for fake news. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2373 For the last time, George, we are not mannequin eating sharks! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2374 I told you not to get it from the eBay. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2375 Not as tasty as those with arms and legs 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2376 I'm vegetarian now. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2377 That dress looks great in you. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2378 Don't let those sharks see you're still teething. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2379 Yes dear, in retrospect, it did seems a bit too easy of a kill. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2380 Not that kind of arms reduction! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2381 I'm a Vegan, but I like hearing the people scream. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2382 ....the challenge isn't to get the mannequin. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2383 My doctor said I needed more fiber. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2384 Hey, Dummy! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2385 Finally, one that doesn't taste like chicken. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2386 Sea levels rise; haute couture plummets. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2387 Since when did you become a vegetarian? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2388 I'm not sure if this is what they meant by the Mannequin challenge 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2389 I've been cutting down on saturated fats. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2390 I've decided to go vegetarian. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2391 "Sharkasm" is lost on you, Bob. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2392 I'm going to take it back to Nordstrom's. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2393 I'm becoming a vegetarian. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2394 I'm trying to kick the habit. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2395 There was a half-off sale. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2396 Its an alternate meal 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2397 When you're famous they'll let you do anything! 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
2398 Look what I learned in school today! 1.2152 0.06661 79 69 3 7
2399 He was a horrible surfer anyway. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2400 Look, I won the mannequin challenge. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2401 Are you sure this is gluten free? 1.2125 0.06583 80 70 3 7
2402 It doesn't taste like much, but it's certified humane. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2403 I'm a mannequin eater! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2404 'On the plus side, it's gluten-free.' 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2405 Have you ever considered glasses. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2406 I found her first 1.2125 0.06583 80 70 3 7
2407 Please stop with the vegan thing, Carl. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2408 Usually, they're crunchy on the inside. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2409 What? It's gluten free. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2410 Man-Eater, you idiot! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2411 I'm in training. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2412 A bit dry and could use some seasoning 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2413 Nah, I don't miss gluten at all 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2414 I thought you said swimmers were soft and squishy. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2415 It's genetically modified. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2416 At least it has more calories than that swimsuit model you ate last week. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2417 I told you Project Runway jumped the shark. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2418 I know everyone says they taste great, but I'm unimpressed. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2419 That still counts on your diet. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2420 I'm watching my sodium. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2421 I prefer imitation crab 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2422 Tibby says I need more fiber. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2423 Ever since shark week my wife has decided we should become vegetarian. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2424 Finally, a relationship I can sink my teeth into. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2425 May I interest madam in the latest in chew toys? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2426 My nutritionist recommended I cut back on dressing. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2427 Fashion week's over. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2428 I caught him talking to the little mermaid. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2429 Diet food! Tasteless. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2430 This high fiber diet is the worst! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2431 But it looked so good on 'Shark Tank!' 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2432 If this doesn't work I'll go back to therapy 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2433 Shark Diving For Dummies 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2434 No, I meant "address form" 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2435 Tastes like chicken! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2436 You should have seen the one that got away! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2437 Phglkjnttblllth zltttbhrrhn plthsks mrbdtthth. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2438 I'm not so sure about this gluten-free stuff . . . 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2439 Something you saw in a window? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2440 Try this when your baby starts teething. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2441 Honestly, does he look like he struggled? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2442 Seriously, I think the kale had more flavor. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2443 Now who's the dummy? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2444 The doctor says I need more fiber in my diet. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2445 I guess we're having another takeout for dinner. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2446 I heard humans were tough to eat, and that's no exaggeration. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2447 It tastes just like the real thing and it's gluten free. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2448 After global warming: sharks hunt for food on Fifth Avenue. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2449 Honestly Sarah, how long is this vegan phase going to last? 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2450 After dinner mannequin? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2451 What do you mean I have something stuck in my teeth 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2452 You can get 'em at the pet store -- the chew toy section. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2453 This genetic modification is going too far. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2454 Two years in business school and what comes out of your mouth? Window dressing! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2455 They dress well, but they taste awful. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2456 Sorry, you're no man eater. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2457 I don't eat meat. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2458 It's my dress rehearsal. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2459 I returned that hideous sharkskin suit. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2460 They're damned tasteless, but they help me lose weight. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2461 I gotta get off this gluten-free stuff. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2462 Oh please, not another fake human interest story. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2463 Not a lot left on the South Beach diet after school starts, is there? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2464 Crunchy? Yes, but I prefer the organically grown variety. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2465 Looks like someone is getting their fifth row of teeth. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2466 This GMO stuff tastes just like the real thing. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2467 The alternative fact told me it was human. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2468 Sitting through another full day of training seminars is going to be the death of me. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2469 This one tastes a little stale. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2470 You see a mannequin, I see a surfer. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2471 It tastes much better with dressing. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2472 You calling me a dummy? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2473 It's my transitional object. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2474 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2475 It's just not like it was in the movies. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2476 These low calorie snacks always taste like cardboard. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2477 Organic is just too hard to find. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2478 It needs to be dressed first. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2479 The vegetarian version never tastes as good. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2480 You took the mannequin challenge a bit literally. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2481 My wife has me on a diet. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2482 This one may be past its expiration date. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2483 I guess I'm the dummy now! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2484 No, it's not organic. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2485 Thought you were off processed foods. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2486 needs a little salt 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2487 Where'd you get the stiff? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2488 Auditions for Project Finway are next week. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2489 I'm so hungry I could eat a mannequin. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2490 I though you said it looked like it's YUMMY. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2491 It's higher in fiber. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2492 I,m taking it to school, it,s a teaching aid. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2493 This high fiber diet is just no fun. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2494 Habeas Porpoise? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2495 Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2496 Tim Gunn rejected my Project Runway submission. So I ate him.... 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2497 The deep sea fishermen are getting more clever with their bate 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2498 We're doing The Manequin, so just don't move. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2499 If a delicacy seems too easily caught to be true, it probably is. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2500 "I'd like you to meet my new friend Venus". 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2501 Oh yeah, and she came deliciously dressed for the occasion, too. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2502 Thought I'd attach a string, throw it out on the beach and see what I can catch. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2503 I don't think that's what they meant by "Mannequin Challenge". 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2504 That's not what they mean by the Mannequin Challenge. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2505 It's my alternative fact dinner 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2506 There's no such thing as a great "off-white" shark. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2507 You're right, global warming is making this species more tasteless and pacific. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2508 Doctor's orders. Less red meat, more fiberglass and plastic. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2509 Alternative fact: I have all the protein I need right here. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2510 It's is just not as juicy 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2511 I know, I need to wear my glasses. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2512 Two choices. Lasik surgery or starve. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2513 It's "alternative" food. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2514 What does she have that I don't? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2515 Looks like you fell for a lure. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2516 Please pass the dressing. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2517 It's for my after school project. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2518 This mannequin challenge is easy. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2519 Just how is that healthier? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2520 I'm pretty sure this one is gluten-free 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2521 It's a "fake" human. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2522 Alternative human. I find the real thing too.........hostile. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2523 Want to warm-up a bit before 'Shark Week'? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2524 Practice makes perfect. Now bite the dummy again. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2525 Don't judge me, Paul. It's Fashion Week...! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2526 I voted for him because he said I'd eat so many people I'd get tired of eating people. And now, this. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2527 That last attack was a total bust. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2528 Roughage is good for you. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2529 No you dummy! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2530 Not as tasty as the real thing, but it's twice as filling. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2531 A little boney 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2532 Fake nude . 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2533 This mannequin duplicates the first lady's figure. Please swim to China and find a designer for her. And keep this a secret. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2534 It's easy, now i just wait for the tailor. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2535 No, it's not as tasty, but it is gluten free. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2536 Do you have to bring her everywhere we go? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2537 It may taste like cardboard, but it helps me keep my girlish figure. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2538 OK, today we'll learn how to perform the Heimlich Maneuver. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2539 I binge on processed food only occasionally. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2540 Taste like chicken, but then everything does! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2541 Tastes just like meat but it's totally vegan. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2542 Calling it alt-human makes it easier to swallow. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2543 ...and the Award for Best Mako-Up Artist goes to... 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2544 Nah, giving up meat was easy. It's the 6 AM yoga class that's kicking my butt. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2545 Okay, so I'm a metrosharkual...bite me. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2546 I gave up on Paleo. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2547 Mannequin Eating Shark 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2548 Are you going to finish that? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2549 It's a "piece" offering. Get it? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2550 No, of course it doesn't taste as good. But it's GMO-free. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2551 Looks like the mannequin challenge was at the nude beach. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2552 Tastes like chicken! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2553 Honey, I told you not to eat processed foods. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2554 No thanks, I'm cutting out the processed stuff. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2555 At least its clothes were tasteful... 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2556 It is an alternative fish. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2557 No resistance. No blood. So, more of a snacking frenzy. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2558 The waiter said it's not on the endangered species list. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2559 So is this the carnivore's dilemma? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2560 Mine? I'll keep it on the continental shelf. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2561 This cartoonist has really jumped the shark with this one. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2562 This one has been out in the sun too long. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2563 Those diets never seem to work 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2564 That's how I got busted in the carpool lane 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2565 Your failing eyesight worries me... 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2566 It's got 40% fewer calories, but I admit I miss the mouth-feel of the real thing. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2567 I'll admit it's going better than the Ice Bucket Challenge. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2568 It's not a mannequin. It's an alternative diver. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2569 I know, these low cal meals taste terrible. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2570 Taste's like surfer. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2571 Is this your Vegan meal? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2572 It's less satisfying but fewer calories. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2573 You ordered fat free, right? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2574 I'm dieting. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2575 It's what I get for attacking a boat named "April Fool". 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2576 You can hardly tell the the difference. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2577 What... you never heard of the mannequin challenge 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2578 It needs a bit of seasoning. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2579 You're telling me now that I've had model stuck in my teeth all day?! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2580 Close! Next time... really sink your teeth in! I want to see the fear in his eyes! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2581 Don't point fins, it's PETA approved 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2582 Fake News, Fake Flesh. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2583 My Gastroenterologist said to stick with bland food. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2584 It's part of my new high fiber, low carb diet. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2585 I'm practicing until I come across a live one. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2586 The taste is bad, but it's zero calories. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2587 I got the last one. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2588 Not sure I like this trend towards artificial food. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2589 Let's practice. More innocent refugees are coming. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2590 I'm dubious; are you sure this high fiber diet is gonna work? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2591 Because I'm trying to get more fiber in my diet. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2592 I took the Manikin Challenge 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2593 I'll distract them with this fake body... then you swim in for the kill. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2594 Hey, Harry, you forgot your glasses again. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2595 Well, you lose some of the flavor, but it's half the calories. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2596 This definitely does NOT taste like chicken. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2597 It's a major award! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2598 I'm on a low-fat diet. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2599 I'm on a no hemoglobin diet. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2600 It has zero calories but still tastes like people. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2601 You haven't heard of the mannequin challenge? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2602 I said enough with the mannequin challenges! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2603 He did not cost an arm and a leg , and his cholesterol was low... 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2604 it's a risk you run with a dating service. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2605 Why can't you ever just support my accomplishments 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2606 I went vegan. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2607 Lo-fat... good crunch, but pretty tasteless. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2608 I'm going vegetarian. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2609 I told you this fake news was going to have a domino effect.. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2610 I caught him playing dead. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2611 She was "dressed to kill." 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2612 Honey, that is not what I meant when I said we ought to do the mannequin challenge. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2613 Darn, completely overcooked. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2614 I'm on a high fiber diet. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2615 Same great flavor, half the calories. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2616 I'm not so sure it's a shish kebab. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2617 A chew toy? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2618 I'm on the alternate fact diet. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2619 I wish they'd stop with their fad diets... hardly any meat on 'em anymore. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2620 I'm cutting down on protein. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2621 I'm weaning off. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2622 This is the best lure ever. I set it up near the beach and in no time lunch shows up 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2623 Is there an optometrist you would recommend ? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2624 I prefer dating models 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2625 It comforts me in the off-season 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2626 I'm trying to go vegan. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2627 I'm practicing! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2628 A little tough, but at least its not wiggling. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2629 No, no, it's MANeater, MANeater. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2630 This is a tough one; already broke four of my teeth on her! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2631 They tried to bring back sharkskin. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2632 Unfortunately, I couldn't attend the awards ceremony. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2633 They're Mannequin chips. Gluten and human free. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2634 I can't resist the mannequin challenge. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2635 It's not bad, but the non-vegan version is delicious. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2636 This brand is crunchier, but has no flavor. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2637 Imitation human just doesn't cut it for me. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2638 What is it with all the blank stares today ? 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2639 I'm allergic to blood. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2640 Kind of tastes like chicken. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2641 I've decided to entirely eliminate meat from my diet. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2642 Well, somebody has to dress the First Lady. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2643 It's not as tasty but it's 0% fat. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2644 That's not how the Mannequin Challenge works. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2645 So I'm vegan now. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2646 For heaven sake, can't you ever bring home something appetizing? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2647 Mind you, when done for real there will be more struggling. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2648 I've decided to give up meat. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2649 We've got to start labeling our food! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2650 I really want to move out of the city. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2651 I've turned vegan. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2652 I told you not to order the prix fixe menu. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2653 How'd I do on that one coach? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2654 Not great, but it's Gluten free and fat free 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2655 I'm auditioning for Jaws 4. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2656 he wants a shark skin suit. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2657 Tastes like Venus De Milo. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2658 It's sort of like a vapor cigarette. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2659 Just doing a couple dummy runs before we feast. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2660 Let's not shop at IKEA anymore 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2661 That's it. No more vegetarian restaurants for me. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2662 "Art-i-fish-al? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2663 You may accuse me of stating an alternative fact, but she is the most delicious woman I have ever eaten. 1.1948 0.06414 77 68 3 6
2664 Come back with a real man. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2665 Zero calories, though. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2666 My doctor said I should cut out blood. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2667 That's not a manatee. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2668 I wish it were an Oscar Mayer Wiener 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2669 It's really helped me to cut down. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2670 Sometimes the vegan option doesn't quite cut it. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2671 I hate these artificial flavors 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2672 It sure beats patches. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2673 Still rehearsing for that "Jaws" audition? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2674 #MannequinChallenge, bro. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2675 She seemed like a good catch at the time, but she didn't taste as good as she looked. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2676 I have no idea what it is, but I saw it on 'Shark Tank' so I just had to have it. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2677 Tastes just like chicken. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2678 I thought you were dating a manatee. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2679 I guess we have to settle for farm raised again. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2680 Our friends are right. You are a dumb shark 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2681 Just catching one more mannequin and I get my license to go after the live ones! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2682 The truck drivers were all gone, but these are kinda fun to chew on. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2683 But it is gluten free 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2684 Are you the shark attorney who handles 'bait & switch' cases? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2685 Sorry honey, real human meat triples our carbon footprint. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2686 It's kind of dry 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2687 Did I win the mannequin challenge? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2688 They have such great taste in fashion 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2689 The taste is bland without dressing. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2690 My doctor says that it will decrease my cravings. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2691 You're right, I know. It's not the same. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2692 Fiber diet. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2693 It's not bad if you brine it. 1.1948 0.06414 77 68 3 6
2694 Dummy. That's fake food. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2695 The limbs tasted very processed; I'm hoping the torso is better. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2696 You're right, not much nutritional value. But nice crunch. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2697 These come without preservatives! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2698 It doesn't taste that good but it's low cal and high in roughage. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2699 Fashionable - but strangely tasteless. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2700 This one needs seasoning 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2701 Going vegan hasn't been easy. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2702 It's low calorie. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2703 It's got a longer shelf life. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2704 It's an E-victim--I've been trying to quit. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2705 Got it from Gimbel's in '86. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2706 It was the only vegetarian thing on the menu. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2707 This one is unusually tough. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2708 The shelf life may have improved, but everything else is worse. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2709 Alternative fish 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2710 Apparently "edible" was an alternative fact. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2711 I've decided to sink my teeth into a fashion career. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2712 This junk food will rot your current set of teeth out. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2713 The Mannequin Challenge is harder than it looks. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2714 Are there different flavors? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2715 The Mediterranean diet. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2716 Mannequin challenge, schmannequin challenge. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2717 I'm here for the mannequin challenge 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2718 I gave up smoking. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2719 They didn't have your size. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2720 You're doing it wrong. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2721 My doctor recommended that I go gluten free.... 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2722 People don't go the mall anymore. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2723 "Alternative people" are leaving me unsatisfied 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2724 You know what color would look great? White. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2725 I'm gonna dress it up and use it as a decoy. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2726 I got the hugest person ever. What a fighter. Look at the blood. Incredible! 1.1948 0.06414 77 68 3 6
2727 I think I've outgrown teething toys. Give me the real thing. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2728 Are you making another dummy run? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2729 They were out of organic. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2730 Hey, Dummy! 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2731 No, he said bring a 'panic in' to shore, not a mannequin, silly! 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2732 Maybe you should look up "mannequin challenge" again 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2733 I'm trying to be more conscious of what I eat. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2734 They were having a sale. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2735 Dress rehearsal time. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2736 It's my new retainer. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2737 I'm transitioning to a vegan diet. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2738 Too much artificial flavoring. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2739 Meatless Human is even dryer than a turkey burger 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2740 Yes, but theses are high in fibre. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2741 I'm trying to increase the amount of fiber in my diet. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2742 Apparently it's a new fad diet called the mannequin challenge. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2743 What do you mean, you don't believe she's real? Check the alternative facts! 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2744 It tastes a little worse but it's gluten free. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2745 I admire your resolution but I don't think that qualifies as vegan. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2746 This vegetarian diet is not working at all for me 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2747 That's not how you do the mannequin challenge. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2748 Does this make me a mannequin-eating shark? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2749 It's only fake food but I love it. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2750 Better than snacking because it fools your hunger pangs without the calories. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2751 I think I've got the hang of it. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2752 Alt-human, tastes like surfboard. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2753 Surfer decoy, nicely played. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2754 I'm a Makover shark. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2755 No more 'form over substance.' 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2756 When will I learn? Fast food always tastes like plastic. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2757 That's good Junior. Just try to leave a nice, clean, circular bite mark. It's more dramatic. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2758 I thought they were soft on the outside, chewy on the inside. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2759 I'm going to need a bigger throat 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2760 Can we keep him? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2761 This New Year's diet is killing me. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2762 you have to crawl before you can walk 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2763 I've gone on a no-fat diet. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2764 Will Amazon exchange it for the real thing? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2765 Practice, practice, practice. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2766 As it turns out, seeing is not believing. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2767 It's a comfort animal. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2768 I couldn't find a dumb human, but I found a human dummy! 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2769 They're always a little bony, but I think this one has gone bad. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2770 Do we have ketchup? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2771 I can't quite put my fin on it, but something's changed up there. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2772 Let it go!! Haven't you heard that dummies are an endangered species??!! 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2773 You know i'm a vegan now and this helps with the cravings. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2774 I'm on a low cholesterol diet 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2775 Not as satisfying as I expected. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2776 Maybe I need glasses. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2777 It's for the baby! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2778 I hate this new diet. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2779 Take out again!? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2780 Not that I mind removing the limbs myself, but I can live without the mess. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2781 I had to get it retail. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2782 It's not bad for gluten-free. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2783 I told you, you need to see an eye doctor. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2784 I take it the dress didn't fit? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2785 It's a human-eating cessation aid. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2786 I'm on this new vegan diet. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2787 She was wearing sharkskin. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2788 After the beach "incident," my councelor made me start people replacement therapy. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2789 Mock human, tastes like the real thing and fewer calories 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2790 Eat mannequins, not too many, mostly torsos. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2791 It's a clinical trial. It's just a placebo. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2792 l'm so not a fan of artificial flavoring. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2793 I'm trying to kick the habit. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2794 Yes its no-fat, but it just doesn't have the same mouth feel. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2795 It's recommended by four out of five marine biologists. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2796 It needs salt. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2797 I was shoplifting. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2798 Look, you can dress it up all you want, but the fat-free alternative just isn't the same. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2799 It's imitation flab. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2800 I think the diet's working. I'm down to a size two. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2801 I know it's fake, but it drives the women crazy 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2802 Alternative human? You expect me to swallow that? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2803 We think it's a wonderful baby teether. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2804 They're wrong. It doesn't taste like chicken. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2805 I like the cream-filled ones better, but I'm on a diet 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2806 This thing is full of pin bones. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2807 I forgot to tell you it's FASHION WEEK, here in Miami. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2808 Tell me again you're not worried about Ocean Plastic? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2809 You say mannequin. I say dummy. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2810 It's good practice. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2811 Damn thing is stuck on my teeth. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2812 You're on that new Dressmaker's Diet, aren't you. It's really working. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2813 I know, Helen, I know...delicious AND vegan 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2814 oddly enough tastes like "Chicken" 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2815 I should have known they'er never as tasty as the real thing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2816 It was the peg leg fooled me 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2817 I worry about the ones from Flint. All that lead is bad for you. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2818 You do realize that's alternative flesh. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2819 Frank, you have taken this vegan thing too far. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2820 Form over function. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2821 It's better than the reel thing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2822 It's only target practice. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2823 I need to add more fiber to my diet. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2824 Are you SURE it's organic? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2825 It's part of my new meatless diet. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2826 I know you're on a diet, but it just doesn't look appetizing without the dressing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2827 Does this make me look fat? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2828 I'm trying to quit eating swimmers. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2829 'That's not a real man!" "I know but it's an alternative man." 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2830 It was this or Trump, and I believe in professional courtesy. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2831 This shark attack rehab program is stupid. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2832 Look, I appreciate your concern, but I doubt that Project Runway was ever going to out-rate Shark Week. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2833 What? I'm still teething 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2834 I found this zero calorie treat on aisle 6. It's called "I can't believe it's not human®" 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2835 Careful. It may be GMO. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2836 Restaurant week is a rip off. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2837 Fooled again! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2838 it's been hard since karen left 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2839 Usually they swim away 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2840 Awe man, my squeaky toy don't work! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2841 You're going to need a bigger coat. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2842 Not to worry. Everything's virtual nowadays. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2843 This alternative diet leaves me feeling empty. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2844 It takes some getting used to, but it looks and tastes almost like the real thing. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2845 I said manaTEE 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2846 Hey dummy, get real. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2847 The organic variety definitely beats this processed stuff. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2848 Stop, Flossie. You're making us look desperate. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2849 I ate the owner first. He was a matrimonial attorney. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2850 It's difficult to find a real human being these days 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2851 I'm going in for lasik surgery next week. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2852 Ahab got the leg. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2853 It came with my "Feeding Frenzies for Dummies." 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2854 I'm hoping it will thaw out 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2855 I got it at The Gap. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2856 How was practice? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2857 I got this teething toy for junior from the Great Pacific garbage patch. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2858 I don't think that's what vegetarian means. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2859 I've decided to go Vegan. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2860 Better return that. It's Fashion Week. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2861 Well-done is an understatement. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2862 You lack the proper killer instinct! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2863 This 'mannequin challenge' is pretty easy. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2864 I'm afraid your new feeding strategy has no legs. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2865 The lure said,"Free Melania." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2866 Just practicing. The America's Cup is in a couple of months, and I want to be ready. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2867 It tastes just like a rubber chicken! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2868 Cruel hoax or not. It meets my daily fiber intake. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2869 How do you like my new bite guard? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2870 At least these things don't try to poke me in the eye. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2871 Setting a trap to catch Mr. Wonderful 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2872 Don't be so overly dramatic. It's human, and that's an alternative fact. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2873 Yeah, you were right—just window-dressing shark bait. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2874 I thought this was the mannequin challenge. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2875 Where'd I get it? Does Macy's tell Gimbel's? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2876 But I can't taste the difference. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2877 It's an acquired taste. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2878 I'm going gluten-free. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2879 Nice try Fred, but no one's going to fall for that at a pot luck. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2880 Amazing how lifelike these dummies are... 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2881 Wait, you said "man named Quint?" 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2882 Howard, I told you to wear your glasses. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2883 You're gonna need a bigger mouth. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2884 The vegan option just isn't like the real thing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2885 I know, it's tough to distinguish the dummies from the real people during "Fashion Week. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2886 I find it soothing....not really sure why. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2887 You've got the wrong dummy! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2888 It looked better on the shore. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2889 you know that's not a real human right? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2890 A little dry but the presentation was nice. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2891 This is the year I commit to my mannequin cleanse. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2892 I'm on the South Beach diet. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2893 I'm cutting back on fats. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2894 This imitation human meat ain't half bad. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2895 She's perfect for you, dummy. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2896 I know it sounds like a cliche, but this one does taste like cardboard! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2897 Tastes great and it's less filling. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2898 I'm practicing my acceptance speech. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2899 I decided to try weight watchers... 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2900 Ok, this isn't as tasty as it looks! 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2901 I'm on a meatless diet. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2902 Have you not heard of the mannequin challenge? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2903 Doctor's order need to cut down on red meat. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2904 It's supposed to help me get over my addiction to humans. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2905 What? I'm worried about overfishing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2906 This is what I get for forgetting to wear my contacts. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2907 So you're on the manniterranean diet? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2908 Your claim that this is a real body is an alternative fact. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2909 I need the roughage. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2910 I know it's good for me, but it has no taste. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2911 Me, I prefer organic. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2912 Doctor's orders. Bland diet. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2913 Their first date went well, though Bruce had something stuck in his teeth. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2914 And you wonder why they kicked you out of school? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2915 It's good. No calories, no mercury - it's just for practice. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2916 Pins and needles, cloth, and now this - I'm beginning to see a pattern 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2917 I prefer the torso; arms and legs are so stringy. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2918 She was reading "Shark-Fishing for Dummies." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2919 Thanks, Bob. But I said Mavericks, not Macy's. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2920 Not a great white sale, but not bad either. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2921 You look like a 42 long. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2922 I can't picture you sewing. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2923 It's a little corky on the palette, but otherwise a fine vintage. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2924 Body and Sole 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2925 Shark Week AND Fashion Week with a single breach, woot!! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2926 I'm hoping its a bait and switch scheme. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2927 I've had them more tender 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2928 So...you finally decided to go vegan. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2929 Show some respect! She's not just a plaything. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2930 Let me repeat, it's "man-eater" not "mannequin." 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2931 Don't bother. They're stale. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2932 Didn't you say bait and stitch? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2933 I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN 1.1867 0.06491 75 67 2 6
2934 The arms were not as tasty as usual 1.1867 0.06491 75 67 2 6
2935 Meet Judy, my + one. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2936 Darn it! You brought the wrong size and shape!!! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2937 If I tie this to my head I can win every surfing competition. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2938 They picked me to be a shark on Project Runway. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2939 ...Paleo Diet. Crunchy, but not very filling. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2940 honey, I thought we were going organic? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2941 You can take the whale out of SeaWorld.... 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2942 We get it, you're a vegan 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2943 It's got kind of a tofu texture. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2944 What kind of dressing would you like, Dear? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2945 You've gone vegan? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2946 Go long! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2947 You heard about Macy's, right? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2948 I hate my nonfat diet! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2949 You better get another one.....this one's a bit tough.... 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2950 Alternative humans are just as delicious 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2951 You know in England they call pacifiers "dummies", so that's that joke missed. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2952 I disagree - it's not at all like chicken - more like eating beef jerky. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2953 Don't forget to go da na, da na, da na, and then bite... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2954 this is an alternative human 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2955 I love free shipping. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2956 I'm cutting back on the gluten. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2957 i found a new piece for our terrarium! 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2958 Stupid, didn't you notice that there were no crimmson billows? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2959 "I'm reconsidering this vegan diet.' 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2960 Can I count this as part of my monthly quota? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2961 Mr. "Blood in the Water. Now, who is the dummy? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2962 Does this qualify for our trophy room? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2963 I think I'm going to start shopping online. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2964 I'm trying to go vegetarian. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2965 Sure, but I've already lost 5 pounds! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2966 Sorry honey, tonight it's farm-raised,not wild caught. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2967 Trying to quit humans, and they give me gas anyway. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2968 The meatless stuff is so flavorless. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2969 How many times Harold? We eat Man not Mannequin. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2970 So you've decided to become a vegetarian 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2971 It's pretty bland, but it's fat-free. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2972 I KNOW it's a mannequin, and I am getting sick of this recurring nightmare. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2973 Kibble for sharks. Keeps my dentist happy. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2974 Yes, it's a dress form. I knew that. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2975 You wanted to go vegan 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2976 Mannequin overboard! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2977 Easy catch but not very tasty. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2978 You've been Trumped! 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2979 This was the only vegan option I could find for the potluck. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2980 Look Ma! Ichthyology for dummies. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2981 I'll give it to you for half off. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2982 Have any floss? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2983 It's something like this, only with more jumping around. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2984 Dammit, Bill. Wrong mannequin challenge! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2985 I thought the Fall collection wasn't to your taste. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2986 I got her on the rebound 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2987 Awesome lure -- but thankfully the line broke. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2988 Dude, red meat is like...so bad for the environment. You gotta try this substitute, it's just like the real thing. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2989 Bad form. 1.1867 0.06491 75 67 2 6
2990 Steve, I really don't think this is what your son was talking about with the "mannequin challenge" 1.1867 0.06491 75 67 2 6
2991 You need to stop eating food with so many artificial ingredients. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2992 It was a challenge but I got it. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2993 Of course it was cheap, you idiot: Someone else has eaten the arms and legs. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2994 It's low fat and no-cal 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
2995 Now this is something you can sink your teeth into! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2996 We'll tell the others it's 'alternative human' and that it's completely delicious.. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2997 I thought I told you to boycott Macy's? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2998 I've decided to take up taxidermy. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2999 That's poor form! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3000 I told you to bring back a manatee for dinner, not a mannequin. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3001 So, did you get the part? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3002 I'm getting in shape for beach season 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3003 I’m having second thoughts about this gluten-free diet. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3004 Not squid. Drone. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
3005 Disappointing, it put up no fight at all 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3006 How about letting me place the Blue Apron order for next week? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3007 I'm on the mannequin diet 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3008 Make it work. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3009 It has eye appeal but I still prefer real meat. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3010 It's not a diet. It's a happy, healthy lifestyle. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3011 #fakechews 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3012 It's a safer, less addicting, alternative when you're trying too quit. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3013 What? I'm a vegetarian. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3014 This time, I guess I bit off more than I can chew. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3015 Keeps me preoccupied between meals. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3016 He was asking for it. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3017 Would you like to have a bite of lunch? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3018 Does this make me look fat? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3019 These National Mall crowd stand-ins look substantial but they leave me feeling hungry. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3020 No, Ralph. I think you have that mannequin challenge thing all wrong. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
3021 Vegans don't have a lot of options around here. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3022 Enough with the practice already 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3023 That's the problem, you think with your stomach. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3024 It fell off Kellyanne's boat. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3025 Now who's the dummy? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3026 No, you said don't take any wooden nickles. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3027 Who do you think you are calling me a dummy 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3028 Yes, I'm the rare mannequin-eating variety.... 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3029 I'm auditioning for Project Runway. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3030 "It's called bait. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3031 No thanks, just looking. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3032 I gotta tell you...These fad diets are going to kill me. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3033 I got the last Hillary pantsuit manikin. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3034 Its fast food, but a little tough. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3035 PETA says going vegan adds 10 years to your life. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3036 Does that look like something that looks like a seal to you? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3037 You've taken the lure, again, sweetie. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3038 Narwhals were having a yard sale. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3039 Artificial sweetener. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3040 I said a size 6. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3041 I guess I swallowed the bait! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3042 No, I said "Manatee" challenge. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3043 It tastes like tofu! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3044 We have to stop putting homo sapiens on a pedestal. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3045 I'm on a sapien-free diet. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3046 See you've been to the Clotheshorse Latitudes 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3047 I'm really into soy-free, meat alternatives these days. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3048 I used to be a picky eater 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3049 This gluten free diet is killin' me. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3050 That's not how it works. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3051 No arms, no legs, no taste. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3052 Dry, but with a hint of......I don't know, cotton? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3053 I've completely fallen for the fake food craze. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3054 I thought it was a mannequin challenge! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3055 But it looked so real in the department store. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3056 Apparently there was a mannequinado 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3057 I can't have gluten. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3058 "My nutritionist says it is O.K. having a cheat day once in a while". 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3059 It makes you feel like a dummy 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3060 Here's some real news--he's fake. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3061 It tastes a little humany. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3062 I can't think of a good pairing...Sangria ? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3063 Honestly, I thought it would taste like manatee. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3064 Yes, I admit I took the arms and legs but I left the sweet innards for you my dear. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3065 Practice dummies from The Limited. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3066 I had a feeling humans were regressing 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3067 I'm a dress-mako. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3068 Alternative meal. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3069 I'm trying to lose weight. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3070 I'm moving you idiot. I wanted a change of address form. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3071 They should end up looking like this. 1.1757 0.06193 74 66 3 5
3072 "I thought a store-bought one would be cheaper' 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3073 Chum? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3074 not too much taste but it good for cleaning the teeth. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3075 It's just not the same as the real thing. Is it? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3076 I'm disappointed. I thought it would taste like chicken. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3077 I'm trying to go gluten free. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3078 It's a nice sentiment, but I just feel like a dummy. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3079 Got a can opener? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3080 It's my new teething device. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3081 My therapist suggested it. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3082 You said you wanted fiber. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3083 No, no! You’re a ‘MAN’-eater! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3084 It's all that was left after the global warming. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3085 I love you but I want the real thing. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3086 Jenny Craig guarantees I'll loose 20 pounds in my first month or my money back! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3087 Don't worry, it was an alternate attack. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3088 I'm a Mannequinerian 1.1757 0.06193 74 66 3 5
3089 They just taste like cardboard to me. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3090 Where did you think all the suits came from? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3091 If I'm such a mindless eating machine, why am I starving? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3092 Mannequin-eater! Is that what you just called me? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3093 This is more proof that Atlantis had an advanced civilization. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3094 These convenience meals are kind of flavorless. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3095 Doc told me to watch my cholesterol... 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3096 I've tried practicing on an inflatable woman, but, for some reason, it just doesn't work. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3097 This low fat version just doesn't taste the same. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3098 i want you to make me a jacket 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3099 It doesn't taste as good, but it's strangely satisfying. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3100 They've really improved their gluten-free options. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3101 How can you enjoy all those artificial ingredients? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3102 Personally, I trace it all back to Goldwater. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3103 Practice makes perfect. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3104 I got it at Saks 5th Ave. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3105 What, like sharks don't appreciate Fashion Week? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3106 Not 'melt in your mouth' exactly, but better than nothing. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3107 For me, it's always been more of an oral fixation thing, you know, so this actually helps a lot. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3108 More bland than I expected. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3109 Oh..I thought you said mannequin-eating! 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3110 I'm in training. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3111 At first I thought it was a manatee. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3112 Of course it's gluten free. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3113 All plastics are zero points. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3114 Ironically, I found this one on Amazon. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3115 Tofuman. Just not the same. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3116 This must be the generic brand. No flavor. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3117 It needs some salt. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3118 It's okay, but I said, 'I'd like a man again. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3119 I'm a mannequin-eating shark.... Don't you get it? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3120 It looked like a seal without flippers 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3121 I was too late to the frenzy. All I got was the leftovers. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3122 It's either this or Jenny Craig. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3123 That processed food will kill ya, you know... 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3124 "Vegan". 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3125 You know I only eat free range mannequins! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3126 No, only we have culture. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3127 I'm starting spring training early this year. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3128 It's a practice dummy. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3129 My orthodontist says it's for my malocclusion. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3130 This isn't quite what I meant by "vegan option." 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3131 Being a card shark got old. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3132 I'm telling you it's fake food. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3133 We're going to need a bigger trophy case 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3134 So much for fashion week. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3135 Yeah, but is it gluten-free? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3136 Since going vegan I only eat ethically sourced organic soy-protein human. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3137 You know, Marvin, This guy tastes pretty chalky- 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3138 Hey Mack, got a knife? 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3139 The label said vegan, but he tastes like empty calories. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3140 The texture's all wrong. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3141 "Good crunch. But no meat on the bone. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3142 What? It was wearing Valentino! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3143 How many times do I have to tell you? There's no moving during the mannequin challenge. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3144 Who's that dummy in your mouth. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3145 I am so going to win this mannequin challenge thing... I've eaten four of these already! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3146 It's hormone-free and non-GMO. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3147 It's the fiber cleanse. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3148 Are you going to eat all that? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3149 Believe me, it was challenging. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3150 Holiday sales are the best, no matter what they have left. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3151 I am not sure I am doing the mannequin challenge correctly. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3152 It's something you can sink your teeth into. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3153 I say she's real - my alternate fact. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3154 Haven't you heard of the mannequin challenge? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3155 Turns out a mannequin on a surfboard looks just like a human pretending to be a seal. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3156 Finally! We have a no gluten version too! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3157 I just got my Learner's Permit. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3158 Not much flavor but I am losing weight. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3159 It's a great internship! I adjust the customers to fit the dresses. They don't pay me, but I get to eat all the leftovers I want. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3160 This is the non-wiggily variety. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3161 Is this gluten free? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3162 What? This old thing? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3163 Doesn't taste as good as that car crash dummy we had last week. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3164 Does this taste Dummy to you? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3165 I bet I can catch a human with this. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3166 4 out of 5 dentists recommend this 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3167 They don't taste the same anymore. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3168 It tastes better in the window too. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3169 These tofu substitutes actually aren't so bad 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3170 Good vegan food is hard to find. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3171 Fake humans is a big problem. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3172 Doesn't even taste like chicken. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3173 I'm watching my carbs. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3174 Mock isn't bad if you can't get the real thing. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3175 I love you Charlie, but nobody likes prop comics. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3176 I've developed a taste for news anchors. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3177 Oh no. Now you're vegan, too? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3178 Just keeping in practice. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3179 Y'know, take-out ain't anything like it was back in the day, on the Vineyard! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3180 What you see is what you get! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3181 I know I shouldn't talk with my mouth full. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3182 It's called a feeding frenzy for a reason. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3183 It's not about the facts. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3184 Yeah, the mouth feel sucks. But I'm trying to cut back. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3185 Yeah, the arms and legs are still up there. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3186 It’s not the effort so much as the attention to detail that concerns me. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3187 Oh, sure, I've been eating vegan for a couple of years now. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3188 I needed to add some fiber to my diet. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3189 Well, if you want the alternate truth... 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3190 Pre-peeled! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3191 It's a good gig. Help set up the store, then "all-you-can-eat" at the Grand Opening. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3192 She is no longer running. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3193 Yeah, it's a little dry. Some ginger and soy sauce would help. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3194 I'm cutting way back on fat. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3195 After five weeks in spring training I'm ready for the real thing. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3196 It will make an excellent Scarecrow for the reef. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3197 Can't resist a bargain. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3198 Look ma no hands! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3199 It's vegan, sure, but is it gluten-free? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3200 You do realize that's shark bait. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3201 It's an alternative body. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3202 It helps with between-meal cravings. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3203 It's to stop me from overeating. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3204 I specifically asked you not to eat the arms on the way home. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3205 Hey look, I'm doing the mannequin challenge. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3206 From afar it looked like Gloria Allred. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3207 Doc said I had to lower my cholesterol. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3208 Dude, you need glasses. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3209 Global warming is catching up to them. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3210 Needs some seasoning. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3211 Oh yuk, no blood?, 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3212 this one is a little tough 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3213 Now there's fake humans. Told ya' you shoulda' voted for Hillary. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3214 Now we just have to wait for a ship carrying designer jackets to capsize. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3215 ToFuman 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3216 High Fiber, Low Calories. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3217 They're using really bad chum these days 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3218 Bill, you're banished to the guest room again tonight. You know vegan food makes you gassy! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3219 It's from that new mock meat restaurant. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3220 I know, but my doctor told me to cut down on sugar and fat. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3221 They don't all taste the same. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3222 This guy is a bit bland. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3223 Dinner was fine, but he was awfully stiff. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3224 You call it - heads or tails? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3225 I'm on a human free diet. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3226 I told you to get a Man O' War not a Manakin! 1.1757 0.06193 74 66 3 5
3227 It's part of my treatment program. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3228 I heard you were going vegan. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3229 My idea of comfort food 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3230 Not great, but better than a TV dinner. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3231 It's not as good as last week's veggie burger, but Macy's is just giving them away! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3232 "I got the crunchy one this time for tartar control". 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3233 Can you have that with Whole 30? 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3234 Please...don't lecture me again about my "empty calories". 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3235 Practice with this; realize the real thing will be tasty and nutritious. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3236 Put me in, Coach: I'm ready to prey. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3237 I said I wanted Man "Again" for dinner.... 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3238 This one's been to the gym. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3239 At least I've learned how to spot an email scam. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3240 I find this more satisfying than an actual super model. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3241 My weight watchers group recommends a diet of avatars. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3242 I joined a new meal delivery plan. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3243 Don't judge me, I'm vegan. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3244 My doctor tells me to eat more fiberglass. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3245 CPR training wasn't going well. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3246 I COULD ONLY FIND AN ALTERNATIVE HUMAN. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3247 I prefer the filet. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3248 These chew toys get more realistic every day. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3249 Your right, this does not taste as good as the last one. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3250 Haven't you heard of meat free Monday? 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3251 Is that your idea of an alternative fact? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3252 Mannequin overboard, REAL FUNNY! 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3253 The line snapped, but I gather it's a redneck fishing lure for sharks. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3254 I know, but it's fat free and low fiber. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3255 I'm decoytarian. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3256 The restaurant calls it a palate cleanser. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3257 I'm a vegan. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3258 A mannequin eating shark, eh? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3259 This is the end of aquarium kitsch as we know it. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3260 'I just can't swallow your alternative snacks' 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3261 Really? That's supposed to impress me. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3262 Who's Tim Gunn? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3263 the mannequin diet, it's all the rave 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3264 Alternative fact: Best meal of my life. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3265 What, it's my new retainer. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3266 Helps me to relieve stress 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3267 No sugar, no salt, no gluten...I think they're just tasteless nowadays. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3268 It's just a temporary until I get my appetite back. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3269 No, I'm not in fashion design. I thought it was a seal. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3270 Are you kidding? With all those Macy's and Sears closings, I had to get something. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3271 It was in the appetizer section. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3272 No, this is not a "fake" human. This is an "alternate" human. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3273 You should have seen the hot little off-the-shoulder number on it! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3274 Oh...you said destroy the Manicheans! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3275 The sweater it had on was awful, but other than being chewy, it's not bad. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3276 It is not what you think. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3277 It got stuck in my braces, 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3278 Yeah, but it still tastes like chicken. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3279 It's the mannequin challenge. Everyone's doing it. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3280 This GMO stuff just doesn't taste the same. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3281 Boy, Nobody's swimming anymore. This is the best I could find 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3282 Okay, maybe I can't be a vegan. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3283 I'm partial to al dente. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3284 It's an intake inhibitor.... 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3285 She's not the tastiest Venus de Milo I've had. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3286 The decoy isn't working; let's try a live bait. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3287 The mannequin diet is definitely not as good as the surfer diet 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3288 It tastes like tofu! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3289 Think of it as the nicotine patch of man-eating. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3290 It tastes fishy 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3291 It just doesn't taste the same. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3292 It's so hard to find one in my size. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3293 I'm trying to get more fiber in my diet. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3294 I really don't think a lure is going to work Jeff 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3295 Well, that wasn't very challenging at all! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3296 Look, you don't know what it's like up there. We live in an era of diminished expectations. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3297 How's my grip looking? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3298 What? Haven't heard of the mannequin challenge? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3299 New year's diet? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3300 You need a refresher course, Humans 101. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3301 It'd be easier to swallow my own pride than this piece of junk! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3302 You got a little something in your teeth. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3303 It's for my man-eater cave. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3304 I don't discriminate against any manne-kind. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3305 Even though I got the "Oscar", I think we're all winners... 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3306 Underwater retail is the future. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3307 It's my cheat day. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3308 I get it. You’re vegan. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3309 People really are different now in Trump's America. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3310 Take that out RIGHT now before the kids see you...I don't want that image in their head. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3311 I highly recommend NOT going the Vegan route! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3312 It's not mine. I'm working for Amazon. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3313 Cuisine always takes a dive during Fashion Week. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3314 I don't care what they say-going vegan is not easy! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3315 Just practicing. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3316 I read this great book, "Marauding for Dummies." 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3317 It satisfies my hunger without hurting my diet. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3318 No thanks, I'm eating organic these days..... 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3319 I prefer a full-bodied meal, myself. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3320 Fooled again! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3321 You said 'let's do a mannequin challenge' 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
3322 I found it at the store in between Blockbuster and Borders 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3323 I thought I'd bring something home for the children. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3324 It's not easy finding a job around here after Sharknado. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3325 I'm thinking of giving up my low carb high fiber diet 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3326 They say it's supposed to taste just like real human...but I feel like you can always tell. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3327 I'm trying to lose weight. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3328 A bit stale, but not bad for a human on clearance. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3329 You'll appreciate that "feared MANNEQUIN-eater" doesn't have quite the same kudos, right? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3330 Turns out is was fake news. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3331 Idid the mannequin challenge. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3332 They call it an alternative person. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3333 I groped her first. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3334 Oh, great, now you're also vegan. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3335 'It's just a trial run.' 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3336 If this is the first course, we should really warn the others. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3337 Give me a fin and it's yours. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3338 I said menhaden, not mannequin.... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3339 Ariel wants me to design her a proper top. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3340 Fashion Week? They've got a week for everything these days! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3341 I told you to avoid petrifying the tourists 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3342 Ok Dad; I think I have the hang of it! Can I try it for real now? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3343 I'm disappointed. I thought they were tastier. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3344 Please! Can I stop practicing? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3345 I'm trying the man-Atkins diet 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3346 I don't see what the big deal is, they taste kind of bland 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3347 I know, I know! Now fat is good, but I have developed a taste for the low fat food. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3348 She was not dressed for success. What a dummy! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3349 I'm in training for Shark Week 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3350 Gobbling up fake nudes again? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3351 I think you've made a great practice run. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3352 Looks can be deceiving. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3353 How's the diet going? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3354 Totally allergen free, but tastes like cardboard. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3355 I guess it's just not my week. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3356 Good presentation, but low marks for texture and freshness. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3357 I decided to go GMO free 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3358 Look what we have here, shark bait! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3359 Watching your cholesterol? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3360 It tastes the same, I swear 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3361 Do you know that us not eating humans is the main cause of greenhouse gas emissions? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3362 There they go again, underestimating our intelligence! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3363 'Repeal and replace' they said... 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3364 The ones from Latham & Watkins are tastier. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3365 I finally found a girlfriend who's never seen "Jaws". 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3366 Marilyn, I know I don't need it, but it was only ten dollars at that garage sale on Coral Reef Boulevard! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3367 It's extreme vetting, nobody gets in. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3368 What? Diving for Dummies is an actual thing. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3369 Next step in shark evolution: manikin-eaters. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3370 Great White Training School 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3371 My resolution is to eat more fiberglass. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3372 I'm practicing for the next Jaws film. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3373 Sometimes diet food is worse than the real thing. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3374 Wrong one Steve. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3375 He is a dummy for swimming with the sharks 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3376 You've been acting different ever since you went vegan, Carl 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3377 It tastes sorta' fishy 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3378 Someday 'Shark Week' will be more popular than 'Fashion Week,' and I will have done my part... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3379 Processed foods kill. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3380 But you said you wanted to do the mannequin challenge! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3381 I prefer the Paleo diet--you get more protein. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3382 I'm just back from shopping at Macy's. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3383 Petsmart is really expanding these days. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3384 It's a fitting addition to my armless wet suit collection. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3385 Not as tasty as the real thing, but it lasts longer. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3386 It's gluten-free and high in fiber. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3387 Its fresh from Macy's 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3388 I'm on a low-cal, high fiber diet. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3389 Spielberg was not interested in a remake. So they called Tom Ford. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3390 Ugh! I can taste the artificial flavors. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3391 Shark Training 101. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3392 Is this the mannequin challenge? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3393 But it is gluten free 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3394 This year I decided to check out Fashion Week, instead. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3395 Neiman's mannequins have a more subtle flavor than Nordstrom's or Macy's. Could be a special sauce...? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3396 When you really love it for a long, long time, not to just to play with, but REALLY love it, then it becomes Real. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3397 Don't worry, it's vegan. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3398 It's supposed to be low- carb. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3399 I hope you appreciate this. I had to swim through a narrow pipe, squeeze through a tiny drain, rifle through a very messy cabinet, and endure an ungodly shriek that won't leave my ancient brain. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3400 Think tofu! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3401 These GMOs just don't have any taste. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3402 I swear, you can't even tell it's vegan. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3403 Thanks for the warning, but I prefer my alternative fact that this is a tasty human! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3404 Atkins. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3405 My alternative Oscar. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3406 You are getting the hang of it by try to use your back teeth to put more pressure on the thorax. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3407 I am on a Lo-cal diet. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3408 I ordered a Heineken, but they brought me a mannequin. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3409 Phonies are in season. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3410 I told you we're living in mannequin-infested waters. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3411 I'm vegan, but it looks just like the real thing. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3412 Don't be afraid. This new species doesn't scratch, hit or kick. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3413 I told you to stay away from the faceless, armless, legless types. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3414 I decided to become a vegan. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3415 It was "Off the Rack Day." 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3416 I just don't get the same buzz from these vape humans 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3417 I tried the arms first, not much flavor, but soft on the inside, and really crunchy on the outside. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3418 You ever get one of these without the jelly-filling? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3419 I'm trying to eliminate meat. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3420 Their kind of bland and they don't put up much of a fight. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3421 Going vegan was my New Year’s resolution. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3422 Its an alternate meal 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3423 It's for Show and Tell... 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3424 A guy on the pier just told me to Eat Shit and Die. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3425 I know they're empty calories but they taste so gosh-darn good. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3426 mannequin challenge? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3427 I'm practicing "Catch (and nibble a little) and release." 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3428 It was the best I could do on short notice. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3429 I prefer the organic variety 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3430 What a find! And they say the oceans are dying! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3431 I said go get a man, Quinn, not a mannequin! 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3432 I'm taking the alien to our leader. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3433 I'm having second thoughts about the whole GMO thing. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3434 I found it while swimming in the Key West Nordstrom. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3435 Eventually, Phil would learn to hide the fact that he preferred fashion week to shark week. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3436 What? I'm doing the mannequin challenge. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3437 Earthy with a touch of metal and overlaid with apple tree aroma. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3438 Once you remove the Angora Sweater it almost tastes like the real thing. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3439 Don't give me the evil eye. I'm just having some armless fun. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3440 When you’re a star, they let you do it. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3441 It's gluten free and has no trans fat! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3442 I'm trying to stop eating meat, and this is supposed to "fool" my brain. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3443 How'd you get that out of the store?!? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3444 I swear, tastes just like the real thing but half the calories. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3445 Going vegetarian? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3446 almost as good as the real thing. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3447 ...and then a sensible dinner... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3448 Seems a little tough 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3449 I'm doing the vegan thing this year 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3450 Jim, That's not what Vegan means. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3451 If anyone asks just say it's delicious and so much better than what the dolphins are having... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3452 New Year's diet going well? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3453 The organic ones were so much better. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3454 They say clothes make the man. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3455 It was an alternative attack. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3456 You should have told me you were bringing home someone for dinner! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3457 Would love to share, but Jake already got the arms 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3458 The new models don't have fins 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3459 The twins are teething. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3460 Is this an alternative fat? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3461 Oh no...I just wanted it for a Pinterest project... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3462 I'm watching my cholesterol intake. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3463 They say practice makes perfect. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3464 It's not a dummy. It's a person. And that's the alternative truth!!! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3465 How's the simulation going? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3466 Sure, it looks the same, but I'm definitely reconsidering my resolution to go meat-free. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3467 I always get the munchies around this time, and I'm supposed to be on a low-cholesterol diet. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3468 Man, this gluten-free diet is killing me. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3469 Great choice and it's gluten free! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3470 He wants another sharkskin suit! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3471 Sorry, babe. They were out of organic meat. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3472 Junior is practicing for Spring Break. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3473 It just doesn't taste authentic. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3474 You caught alternative human again 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3475 I'm not sure what it is, but I think it may be the low-calorie version. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3476 Funny...I thought it would taste like chicken. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3477 I hate it when they use imitation meat... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3478 I keep my Golden Globe in the other river. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3479 I took a Mannequin Challenge. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3480 They're easy to catch but taste rather bland. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3481 Not another one of those fad diets. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3482 Would you happen to have a zesty cocktail sauce? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3483 Tastes like chickenquin. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3484 Uh, his lack of limbs is not the worst part. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3485 The next level of the challenge will be more difficult. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3486 That's the best you could do? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3487 Taste like American TV shows. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3488 Your 'mannequin eating shark' joke is getting old. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3489 It's part of a twelve step program 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3490 More and more people seem to have bad taste lately. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3491 And the sharks learned that not all people were people. The end. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3492 I notice you have a taste for alternative humans. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3493 Nice party, but the appetizers are a little chewy. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3494 You have all the luck, another man again! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3495 I really thought it was Ralph Lauren. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3496 Cutbacks suck. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3497 The big box stores are underwater. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3498 I'm really killing this mannequin challenge. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3499 I thought your New Year's resolution was no more eating processed foods. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3500 People always say I have good fashion taste. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3501 The lifeguard said this one's gluten-free. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3502 No, not costly. It was on sail. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3503 I thought we were cutting back on preservatives? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3504 The inauguration wasn't as well attended as he suggested. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3505 I think they're screwing with us. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3506 It's my new visual aid for slow learners. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3507 Have you noticed lately that your dinners are tasteless? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3508 "This is as close as I can get to being a vegan". 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3509 For them it's vegan, for us it's mannequin. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3510 Are you kidding me?! It's got a thousand and one uses! 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3511 You go back up and get the dress. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3512 I can't believe it's not Bubba. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3513 Sorry, it's this crazy diet I'm on. The food tastes like cardboard. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3514 Wait 'till dad hears your a vegan 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3515 You know me, kill them all and sort out the bodies later. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3516 Is it me, or are men getting harder to eat? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3517 She's had a lot of work done. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3518 Someone hollered “mannequin overboard”. I had it before the rescue boat hit the water. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3519 I'm trying to cut back. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3520 Want to practice with me? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3521 Wrong mannequin challenge. 1.1667 0.06255 72 65 2 5
3522 By now I'm used to it, but I could NEVER give up dairy! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3523 I'm practicing for the White House Moat 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3524 Dad, that's not how you do the mannequin challenge. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3525 I don't think it's organic. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3526 This one already had no arms and legs. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3527 It's a new low-fat high-fiber diet. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3528 Actually, I'm vegan. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3529 That must have been some window of opportunity. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3530 I’m calling it the after-tailor mint. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3531 " The food court at the aquarium gave me this as an amuse-bouche". 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3532 It's a Training Bod. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3533 I'm going globulin free. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3534 Service shark training. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3535 Artificial bait just isn't as good as the real thing! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3536 It's for my vanity wall. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3537 It's low calorie and high fiber, but it lacks mouthfeel and after bite. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3538 These kabobs are a bit dry. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3539 Hrrrkh grruhh kahgarr gaaahrnikarhn gahw? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3540 It's less filling, but it doesn't really taste that great. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3541 As an environmentalist, we really need to save the humans 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3542 I know it's processed but I'm hungry and got to get back to the office. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3543 Macy's. They have lots they no longer need 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3544 If it's such a fad diet, then why did Jaws endorse it? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3545 Is this what you call alternative dinner? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3546 I only eat seasonally. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3547 Got this around the corner from Saks. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3548 I'm auditioning for Project Runway. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3549 Jaws Wannabe 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3550 My wife has me on a vegan diet. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3551 But really, under the skin, aren't we all mannequin-eaters? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3552 Isn't it fun to practice in the off season. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3553 It's my first week. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3554 Tastes better than tofu and doesn't deplete the stock! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3555 I don't get it -- that Mannequin Challenge wasn't very challenging at all. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3556 Personally I believe it would benefit from a little seasoning. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3557 No, I got her from the petit section. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3558 It's my bite toy, mom! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3559 The new mannequin diet ! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3560 my doctor said I really need to lower my ldl 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3561 Fleeting bouquet, but excellent body! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3562 The smell is bland, but the mouthfeel is excellent 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3563 I starting a mannequin company and going to pitch it on Shark Tank 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3564 You heard him – when you're a shark, they let you do it. You can do anything! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3565 You don't actually need a mannequin to do the challenge. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3566 I'm trying to quit smoking. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3567 I don't have shoulders or hips, so I'll have to adjust the measurements for that. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3568 I had my mouth all set for the real thing. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3569 Hey, at this point, I'll take whatever I can get. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3570 The one-legged ones are a lot less juicy 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3571 Don't bother. They have no flavor. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3572 You really missed the point of this mannequin challenge buddy 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3573 Geoffrey always hated seeing his friend with such dummies. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3574 No, thanks. I don't eat GMOs. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3575 Farm-raised never tastes as good as wild. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3576 Well, yes, but I have my alternative facts 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3577 Tohuman is much more healthy and humane to eat. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3578 You're wrong, Ed–—form FOLLOWS function. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3579 Hurry, the sale ends Friday. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3580 What did you EVER see in her? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3581 Don't eat the 'alternative humans'. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3582 Practice makes perfect. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3583 More Clickbait. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3584 I'm thinking of going paleo. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3585 I would kill someone to get off this imitation meat diet. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3586 Which one of you is the dummy 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3587 What? It's low-carb, sugar-free and high in fiber. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3588 I'll hold still. You start filming. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3589 She said That I swept her off her feet 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3590 Hey, you wanna eat low fat, you gotta swallow some artificial ingredients. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3591 Well, it's sugar-free and fat-free. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3592 It's a manikin--an alternative fact real human being. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3593 Frank, you know those things have zero nutritional value, right? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3594 Shark suit ? We'll show them shark suit ! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3595 It's way better than the ones we got during Fashion Week 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3596 I hate dieting. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3597 I don't miss real meat at all. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3598 Aww, you could have left me one arm. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3599 I am not a man eater. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3600 Who's the third wheel? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3601 Auditioning for 'Jaws 6'. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3602 Considering that it's meat-free and gluten-free it tastes OK, but it really could use some dressing. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3603 They fooled me with the Mannequin Challenge again. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3604 This vegan diet sucks. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3605 It's called Tofuman. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3606 Hasn't Gary Larson already pulled this on us? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3607 It has challenging texture but the distinct taste profile is totally worth it. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3608 What's your return policy? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3609 Oh, this one is just for practice. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3610 It doesn't even have dressing! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3611 Please spare me your processed food shpiel. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3612 Yeah? Well YOU trying going vegan 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3613 I know...it needs a little dressing. Ranch? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3614 I really should try organic next time. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3615 that's it, you are on a diet 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3616 It's my vegetarian alternative - "tofuman." 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3617 This diet food tastes so artificial. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3618 Do you think sale items have fewer calories? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3619 yechhh....Vegan! 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3620 Porbeagle, you misinterpreted the mannequin challenge. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3621 Sharks For Dummies. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3622 I thought you might like a little 'alternative' something to chew on. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3623 They aren't very nutritious , but they're filling. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3624 The arms were a little brittle! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3625 Here's an alternate fact for you. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3626 It came pre-limbed. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3627 Half off at the DNC. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3628 Be careful; it might have bones. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3629 Blood! Time and again, you fool, we seek blood! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3630 Honest, I didn't eat the arms and legs. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3631 Guess my favourite 80's comedy movie. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3632 Let me tell you, this is the best, most unbelievable meal any shark has ever had. And the beauty is only I know how to get it. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3633 So you’ve turned vegetarian, then? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3634 It's utterly tasteless 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3635 I'm on a high fiber diet. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3636 They last longer! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3637 Don't bite on fake reporters. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3638 It tastes like krab. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3639 It was Fashion Week 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3640 Now we just have to find a dressmaker for you. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3641 Let's call this, the 'Mannequin Challenge.'" 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3642 Yeah, I see what you mean. These GMOs just don't have the flavor. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3643 I know you're just trying to break out of the mold but face it - a mannequin eating shark just doesn't strike the same amount of fear. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3644 It's not inedible - it's an alternative meal. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3645 Well, they don't call it a manne-can't. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3646 It's part of my reduced-fat diet. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3647 I just can't swallow these alternative snacks. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
3648 I'm trying to watch my weight. It tastes just like a human, but half the fat! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3649 I found it near the oil rig, its a chew-toy. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
3650 Dad doesn't know I'm a vegetarian. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3651 My eyes just aren't what they used to be 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3652 you just chew on this and it's guaranteed to burn pure belly fat. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3653 I think they're remaking that movie again 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3654 What matters is that it tastes real. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3655 She tastes like chicken, and that's the alternative fact! 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3656 I'm having a bit of a fashion frenzy. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3657 I should really quit snacking on junk food. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3658 No, it's not a mannequin, it's an alternative facsimile. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3659 Don't you know there is no nutritional value in plastic? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3660 My doctor said this should curb my overeating. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3661 They really have gone overboard with this GMO thing. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3662 My new diet calls for all-artificial ingredients. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3663 I should've chosen door #3. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3664 Tastes a bit stale 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3665 Look! Look! I finally got the squeaker out of the shark toy. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3666 That's not how the challenge works. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3667 Its called the 'Mannequin Challenge'--do you have a 'YouTube account'? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3668 Before everything goes organic I am storing up my favorite snacks. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3669 Not so much free-range but absolutely gluten-free. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3670 I'm trying out for Jaws 2017. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3671 This one is tougher than shoe leather! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3672 The Chanel was tastier. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3673 Does this dress form make me look fat? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3674 Sorry, they were fresh out of surfer special. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3675 I'd like to meet his tailor. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3676 I'm rehearsing for the next Sharknado movie. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3677 No one respects mannequins more than me. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3678 Dammit, George, you just had to eat the tailor! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3679 It's my pacifier. I just can't bear to part with it. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3680 I decided to turn vegan. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3681 I may be a shark but I aspire to be humane. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3682 When Jeff Bezos did the math we were just as fast and a lot cheaper. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3683 So I can sneak into the HOV lane. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3684 I needed more fiber in my diet. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3685 I dunno...do you think it's genetically modified? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3686 Not a soul, this is all that's left of them. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3687 You and your vegan diet. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3688 There was no going backwards. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3689 There's no meat on this! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3690 Man a kin? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3691 This one needs salt. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3692 You gotta try this one - it tastes terrible! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3693 Been grocery shopping in The Bay have you? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3694 I thought I'd try Paleo 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3695 Hey dude, want to try the mannequin challenge I have been hearing so much about? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3696 What can I say? It's proxy season. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3697 Great job! You got his small hands and all tiny things below the waist! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3698 This one really tastes dry. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3699 South Beach. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3700 Is that Vegan? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3701 Must be a GMO. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3702 Tastes like plastic chicken 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3703 I'm a vegan. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3704 It's really time to get those readers. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3705 It looked better than it tastes. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3706 It's today's amuse-bouche. Try one. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3707 Lifeboat Couture 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3708 I'm on this new "alternate" diet. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3709 Is this the mannequin challenge? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3710 My shrink says I have an oral fixation. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3711 They only had 'human substitute.' 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3712 They say this once held Hillary's inaugural dress. If I'm honest, it tastes like pantsuit. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3713 Now try it without the trainer wheels. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3714 Trying to eat healthier, just can't get used to this fake stuff. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3715 Wait a minute, this isn't organic. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3716 There's a smorgasbord up on the Capitol Steps. As far as the eye can see! 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3717 Hey Buddy, you've got something stuck in your teeth. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3718 And of course I take a daily iron supplement. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3719 Tofu again? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3720 Darling, wait until you see your new wardrobe ! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3721 It tastes just like a rubber chicken! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3722 Did you remember to bring the dental floss? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3723 What are you talking about? Of course it's real. It's an alternative human. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3724 I got it on sale! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3725 everyone is going vegan. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3726 I heard I'd live longer if I went Manikin. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3727 I reserved the right to bare arms. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3728 I am so going to win the Mannequin Challenge. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3729 Alternative reality tells me this is delicious! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3730 I'm trying to cut back on humans. They've lost their flavor. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3731 ...and it's gluten free. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3732 They went a little too far with the Mannequin Challenge. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3733 Mannequin overboard! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3734 You are what you eat. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3735 I see you're still a vegetarian. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3736 I'm never going to get used to this gluten-free diet. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3737 Again with the leftovers? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3738 My shrink thinks it'll help me get past the time I swallowed a surf board. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3739 Manny Quinn, a figure in the fashion industry, vintage 1968 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3740 It's for your morning breath, honey. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3741 Leftovers 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3742 Nope, it doesn't taste like chicken 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3743 Look, they used fake humans in Sharknado! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3744 I got a deal on a sharkskin suit, too. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3745 The scent of blood and the destruction of unrealistic beauty standards are my driving forces. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3746 May I offer you a bite of imitation human? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3747 I'm totally winning the mannequin challenge this time 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3748 Less calories. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3749 You should have read the nutrition label on the back. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3750 They're usually a lot more fatty, but they are always full of artificial stuff. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3751 These vegan humans just don't taste like the real thing. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3752 Hey, all I heard was “Man-something overboard”; what is a mannequin?. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3753 Something seems fishy here. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3754 It didn't really feel like much of a challenge. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3755 Sometimes it's hard to tell them from the real ones 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3756 In a valiant effort to impress Ms. Great White, he realized he was just a dummy. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3757 That's not Ahab! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3758 How much longer are you on this meal replacement plan? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3759 Apparently it's the latest fashion in bait. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3760 You should see the one that got away. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3761 This fashion statement is tasteless. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3762 You just have to avoid the pins. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3763 It don't taste the same, but it beats goin' cold turkey. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3764 So that's what happened to her. But where's the white pantsuit? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3765 Mom says it’s good for teething AND practice. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3766 I already ate dinner. This is just for show-and-tell. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3767 Shopping again? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3768 Pickins are slim in the off-season 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3769 'Dentist says to use this twice a day in addition to flossing" 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3770 We've taken over fashion week, an exchange is imminent. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3771 These organic humans are more crunchy. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3772 See what happens when you spend so much time on-line? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3773 Just an evening snack. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3774 It works as a temporary soothing pacifier. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3775 Presentation is everything. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3776 Does this dress maker's dummy make me look fat 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3777 Low-cal, but no blood, no scream, and chewy as a rice cake. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3778 Say NO to the dress. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3779 Honey, It is from the Titanic the salesman told me! 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3780 Ugh- this guy must be gluten-free 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3781 Great white gillt. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3782 The store had to get rid of it. Turns out it was made in Mexico! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3783 Slim pickings this week. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3784 Vegan schmegan...this tastes nothing like the real thing. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3785 I'm training for next week's surfing competition. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3786 I'm on a fully inorganic diet. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3787 I am still not sure that you are going to be accepted to the Search and Rescue Squad. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3788 I just don't like this processed food. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3789 It tastes a bit like chicken. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3790 What? I'm doing the mannequin challenge. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3791 Huh. Tastes like chicken. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3792 I guess it's half off because it's a store model. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3793 I'm a strict vegan! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3794 Practice dummies aren't cheap. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3795 The Patch? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3796 Time to stop playing with toys and grow up! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3797 Don't laugh, it's gluten free. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3798 As you like it . . . "al dente"! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3799 I always wanted a model's figure 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3800 Crush, Blood, Release, and Crush! You missed out on the second step. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3801 I told you I wanted legs. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3802 Veganism sucks. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3803 Let me taste it first before you start begging for a bite. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3804 Is this your version of the mannequin challenge? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3805 Chew toy overboard! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3806 How do you know its not organic? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3807 I need more fiber... 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3808 It's made out of soy. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3809 Admittedly, it's not as satisfying as the Atkins diet. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3810 No. I said it was shark week, dummy. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3811 Nuggets again,that's the third time this week. Do you want to know what they put in those things. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3812 It's low-fat. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3813 It certainly tastes glute free. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3814 This is a tough old Geezer. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3815 Let's do a mannequin challenge. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3816 I prefer things less messy. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3817 I guess the mannequin challenge finally jumped the shark. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3818 So Im going vegan. Its healthier for the environment. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3819 Is the mannequin challenge already passé? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3820 Another department store closure I suppose. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3821 Gluten free is not for me 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3822 It's vegan but I swear you can't taste the difference! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3823 Check the mannequin challenge off the list. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3824 This low fat variety is nowhere as tasty as original. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3825 I have lost faith in humanity 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3826 Cleanses can really suck. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3827 You're gonna need a bigger mannequin. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3828 Just filtering fake people 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3829 The awkward moment when a killer shark meets a low self-esteem wanna-be killer shark. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3830 "You can have a bite, but she tastes like Styrofoam ". 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3831 One more week of Spring Training then its The Show! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3832 I liked the shark skin suit the mannequin was wearing 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3833 I'm not sure this whole vegan thing is gonna work out. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3834 Low carb, lotsa fiber. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3835 Hey, it's less expensive than organic. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3836 Think of it as a teething thing . 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3837 Tastes like tuna. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3838 This is all I found in the Amazon container ship 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3839 It's GMO free. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3840 Ed,you already have eaten the thighs ! That was my favorite part. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3841 It's not organic, but it is non-GMO. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3842 Mmmm, taste just like humans, but with no fat and zero calories! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3843 Alternative fact my friend, it's yummy food! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3844 Watch out for bones. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3845 It was the vegan entree. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3846 These GMO's have a woody flavor. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3847 I need to have my hearing checked. I thought they yelled "Man overboard." 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3848 I told you, Sidney. No more fake nudes. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3849 This alternate food is really hard to swallow. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3850 Sign of the times: even the dummies are jumping ship. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3851 Do you have any dental floss? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3852 different Taste... less filling 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3853 Man, I can. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3854 It's supposed to help with teething pain. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3855 It's rude to talk with your mouth full! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3856 You do realize that's not organic. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3857 It's part of my detox diet. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3858 If life gives you a dummy, at least polish it off with a great white! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3859 Get your own Bob 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3860 We'll use this as a decoy. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3861 "I can see you have been bargain hunting again". 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3862 Bruce, this is a human. You eat them. Let's practice. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3863 I heard Macy's is closing. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3864 I know, it's weird...its part of my cleanse... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3865 I grab them by the torso. They don't complain. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3866 I've decided to become a vegetarian 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3867 Honestly, these soya protein veggie humans taste just like the real thing. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3868 I can't wait to get out of this school. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3869 Can you see the 'Sale Date' on this thing? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3870 I'm on a gluten free diet. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3871 There's no substitute for taste 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3872 Weening my human craving 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3873 Does this look like my dress size? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3874 $ 1.50 at "ALT-LUNCH"... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3875 OK, that's the dummy run. Next up, it's for real. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3876 Once I was a humanist. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3877 That's no mermaid! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3878 I'm tapering off. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3879 It's lactose and gluten free. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3880 See what happens when you listen to fake news? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3881 God, I feel barbaric! 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3882 Did I mention I'm vegan? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3883 You know the breast meat isn't very tender. Stick with the legs. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3884 It's an acquired taste Judith. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3885 No, it isn't real. And the sharkskin suit it was wearing wasn't real sharkskin, either. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3886 apparently a vampire hit it first 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3887 I thought it was real but it turns out to be a trump l'oeil 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3888 Being vegan really isn't that different. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3889 It's just practice. In the actual relay, you've got to leave enough to pass along. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3890 Is this your idea of a joke? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3891 What?...I'm on a diet! ...tastes like cardboard though. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3892 I had the legs last time. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3893 A suitable catch, I see... 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3894 That was a dummy move.... 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3895 I don't judge your hobbies! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3896 I'm not a hoarder, I'm a scavenger. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3897 You call it lunch - I call it an alternative fact! 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3898 It's flesh and bone if I say it's flesh and bone. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3899 What? I'm on a strict no protean diet. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3900 Is this gluten free? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3901 Not much taste but a lot less mess. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3902 Didn't I tell you? I've gone BPA-free. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3903 Full bodied, but a little dense. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3904 Just try it ! Get some fiber in your diet. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3905 Somebody beat me to the tasty bits. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3906 What's chicken? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3907 You're gonna need a bigger belt. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3908 It's my trainer sapien, too many legs last year. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3909 I'm just in it for the rush. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3910 Now son, you always go for a leg or arm first, but until we get a better practice dummy, just assume your Dad got their first, and just hit the middle part. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3911 She gave me a come-hither look - and I wasn't paying attention. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3912 I'm starting to think you're consuming too much fake chews 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3913 Art is dead. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3914 Wanna try? It's fat free and 50% fewer calories! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3915 It's a virtual reality for me 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3916 ... heluva flood in the garment district! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3917 It's tofu. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3918 This can't be an Armani. Too chewy. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3919 I've gone vegan. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3920 I understand that thing about to much red meat, but I'm not sure if eating plastic is the answer 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3921 Good grief - not another souvenir? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3922 Alternative foods. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3923 "Mannequin-eater" - I'm impressed! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3924 Another tasteless fake; when will I ever learn? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3925 I'm going to turn it into a decoy. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3926 Just keeping the ocean clean, hon. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3927 I'll have my disguise ready by spring break. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3928 I got a great deal on it. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3929 She was at the inauguration. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3930 This must be the soy version. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3931 He told me I was going to love it! Said it was going to be really, really tasty! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3932 Iget it--its your own personal pacifier ! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3933 Nice grab, but your approach was too jellyfish, shy of the full circle advance, and you revealed way too much fin. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3934 Its sustainable. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3935 Dude, it's not mine. I'm holding it for a friend. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3936 I can pretend, can't I?" or "It's all that was available. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3937 Seals are too messy. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3938 So the vegan-ism thing is working out for you? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3939 Alternative foods. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3940 I ordered the meat but I guess I got the tofu. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3941 Low calorie diet! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3942 It's a Cabinet Candy: crunchy on the outside with a hollow center. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3943 Something something mannequin challenge, let's just post it. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3944 You're right... they do taste like chicken! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3945 Everybody likes a good bodice ripper. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3946 You know they only lead to unrealistic body expectations. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3947 Fake chews. Sad! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3948 Here you try 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3949 You would be surprised how much better this tastes with artificial flavoring! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3950 So now you are a vegan? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3951 One a day and the pounds just float away. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3952 It's a chew toy for the young'un 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3953 This new Jenny Craig Program is a bit disappointing so far. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3954 My wife has me on a vegan diet. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3955 Marge, I'm going vegan. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3956 It just didn't fit my taste ..... 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3957 This is awkward. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3958 I know it's not organic but it is gluten free. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3959 These mannequins are a real challenge. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3960 They say it's all about replicating the texture. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3961 You can't have your award and eat it 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3962 Just a snack, I'm on a diet. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3963 I use this to floss. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3964 I thought I'd try vegan for a change. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3965 How's that diet coming along? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3966 Grabbed it when he drained the swamp. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3967 I'll bite, alternative food? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3968 I think this is what they call "being stiffed." 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3969 I just wanted to check. Is this about the right size? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3970 Sorry they only had low fat. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3971 His suit looked like my brother 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3972 You're so stupid...I asked for the live dummy standing next to your catch 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3973 The ones with two legs and two arms taste better. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3974 Throw it back, Willy! Its not a keeper! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3975 Sorry. 'Jaws for dummies' was already shot. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3976 Sorry, they were all out of fresh ones. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3977 . . . and you thought I was living in La La Land. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3978 So I swam by the garment district today... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3979 Ever since seeing JAWS, I've had to lower my expectations. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3980 But dear, it was on sale. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3981 Since GMOs things just don't taste the same as they used to. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3982 Quit trying to talk with your mouth full. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3983 Venus de Milo was tastier 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3984 It's called a decoy. Works wonders. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3985 Like my peanut butter, I prefer my humans to be extra crunchy. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3986 A thingamabob for Ariel 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3987 These GMO humans taste like chicken. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3988 It was in Davy Jones' locker. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3989 So you're a comedian now. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3990 I'm vegan now. No more meat. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3991 You are SO disarming. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3992 Hey, don't give me that look. It's a meat substitute. My cholesterol is through the roof. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3993 The not-so-great white shark. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3994 Paul and Sharks 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3995 Takes one to find one. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3996 Alice suggested we try going vegan for Lent. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3997 this whole vegan diet thing just isnt working for me 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3998 It's fine that we're going vegan, but I still have needs. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3999 This is just a place holder until I find the real thing! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4000 Well, if I'm going to be on Project Runway........ 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4001 To bad it doesn't have dressing, it might taste better 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4002 Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4003 I'm gluten sensitive. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4004 Still on the designer drugs I see... 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4005 But it's not human, just an alternative to the facts. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4006 Here....this will help with you flossing. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4007 A manikin? There's not a man-in-can? 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4008 You can have this one. I'll take the next one. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4009 Fake crews again? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4010 Live ones taste better. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4011 It didn't have any arms or legs so I thought it was free to eat. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4012 Would you take a picture of me eating this. I've gone vegan and want to post it on Facebook. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4013 Man-eater class was disgusting. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4014 Here Honey, I thought you might find some use for this. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4015 Oops! I bit a mannequin instead of a man again! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4016 Don't laugh, but I've decided to go vegan. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4017 You do realize that that's not food right? You've been starving yourself for three days already. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4018 Ok, mildly funny....Now, let's find a beach! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4019 No,I said-Don't be a dummy! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4020 Look ma no hands! 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4021 The alternative facts show that a mannequin is a person! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4022 It's a new toy for the baby. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4023 You should try it. It's a great way to stay in shape during the off-season. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4024 I found someone else 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4025 I know, I know, I shouldn't talk with my mouth full. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4026 I hate to burst your bubble but that's not Captain Ahab. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4027 Did I pass? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4028 High fiber vegan, blahhh! 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4029 I swear they call it "Man-in-Can" 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4030 Barbara, your sewing makes me feel unimportant. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4031 It was some kind of underwater fashion show. The rest of them tasted really good. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4032 How can you stand it? That diet food tastes like cardboard. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4033 Now let's see what Meryl Streep does! 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4034 I'm not sure. Maybe tofu? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4035 The score is a hundred million to zero, Larry. I say we count it. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4036 This low-fat diet is brutal 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4037 You should switch to organic 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4038 Well, at least it's gluten free. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4039 The doctor told me to keep it here for a week. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4040 Watch me do the "Mannequin." 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4041 I didn't realize that retail sunk to this level. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4042 Is that even gluten free? 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4043 Part of my low protein diet. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4044 Of course I know its a dummy! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4045 It's my best man. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4046 Mark, I appreciate the sentiment, but 'gluten-free' doesn't mean I can't eat meat anymore. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4047 He told Ivanka that sea level rise would only affect low-energy ateliers. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4048 I'm really not liking this diet. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4049 I swear, it tastes just like the real thing. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4050 It's a tofu substitute. It tastes awful, but I look fantastic! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4051 No, we're just MAN-eating sharks. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4052 All white meat and taste's like chicken. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4053 Humans are being outsources by robots, robots will be outsourced by printers. So there's just one word - PLASTICS. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4054 You said they taste like chicken. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4055 Good job, son. You'll be ready when the time comes. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4056 So many refugees in the water, and all I get is garbage. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4057 I said the Manchurian candidate, not the mannequin candidate! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4058 Real sharks don't hunt. Go vegan. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4059 Everything tastes like plastic to me. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4060 I always wish they had better veg-friendly options here. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4061 This dessert is bland. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4062 This is just a little of what they look like! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4063 Swamp drainage? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4064 It's kinda my lovey now. 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4065 What is this - some kind of cruel hoax? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4066 It looks like one but it tastes like chalk. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4067 Actually, I've heard that "I Can't Believe It's Not Human!" can be bad for your digestion. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4068 What are our chances of finding a good tailor on a surfboard? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4069 This counts as a vegan. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4070 I know, but I'm on a gluten-free diet. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4071 You know, I thought it would be more of a challenge. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4072 Being vegan is easier than you'd think. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4073 How's the vegan diet going? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4074 Please respect my body. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4075 That's the best you can do "man-eater"? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4076 Next time, let's skip the yakitori and stick to the sushi. 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4077 Yes it's nice, but I said caption contest not mannequin challenge. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4078 What? I'm vegan now. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4079 I prefer the ones with jelly 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4080 I don't feel a pulse! What's next? Do I check the airways? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4081 It tastes like a rubber chicken. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4082 What it lacks in blood, it makes up for in moral supremacy. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4083 Talk about dummies, don't ya think this guy would've checked first before jumping into shark infested waters?? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4084 Mannequin Eating Shark 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4085 Tim Gunn said hi. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4086 These come without preservatives! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4087 I really miss 'Project Runway.' 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4088 Honey, for Valentine's I caught you an alternative swimmer. 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4089 Not everyone is good 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4090 It tastes like krab. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4091 It's not actually that challenging. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4092 They say it's actually a probiotic 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4093 Tastes like the real thing! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4094 Mannequin challenge accepted. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4095 Just practicing for the day when trump falls off his yacht! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4096 I guess you know that you are what you eat! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4097 You seem to be a sucker for fake chews. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4098 From underneath it looked like an engine block. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4099 Polyester just lacks that umami subtlety I was after. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4100 Want some alternative chow? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4101 We're off whole grain and onto wood grain. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4102 How does it taste?" "Uhm, apparently he had way too much plastic surgery. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4103 Have you tried the gulten-free mannequins? 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4104 I thought amputees were off limits ? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4105 This is what now is called an alternative fact! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4106 I prefer this to live bait. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4107 I found it on sail! 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4108 Doesn't this food usually bleed? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4109 You want it? I'm stuffed. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4110 It's the thought that counts. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4111 They are really taking us for dummies. Sad! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4112 Really -- It's Shark Week on that home shopping channel! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4113 Like this. Any other way, you're going to lose maximum media exposure... 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4114 I was hoping for the real one, but they locked her up instead. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4115 When sharks go vegan. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4116 I'm fed up with the mannequin challenge! 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4117 One more weeks practice and my dad says l can go and hunt real people ! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4118 They told me it was organic human 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4119 I thought you got the legs? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4120 I'm trying to get more fibre. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4121 Not loving the mannequin diet. You? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4122 Because under *this* administration, every day is 'Trick or Treat!' 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4123 I got it in the pet shop for fish. In the toy department. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4124 All that was left were these alternative humans. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4125 When does my probation end? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4126 I'm trying to cut down. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4127 must be a democrat, just playing dead 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4128 You can have it...it's nothing more than a cruel hoax. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4129 No, I said prawns, not pawns! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4130 Sorry, Thomas, the producers said you can only try out for one, Shark Tank or Project Runway 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4131 The taste though is remarkably authentic. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4132 Hey Dummy don't you know that's a dummy ? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4133 What can I say, it's a body ! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4134 this is a good way to clean your teeth after you ate a human 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4135 You're going to have to get your eyes checked real soon. We can't live on alternative humans alone. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4136 I've turned vegan. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4137 I've converted to being alt-man-eating shark. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4138 I see you're still cutting your teeth. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4139 I've switched to artificial humans because they're healthier than the organic ones. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4140 I just feel like I'm not quite getting the hang of this... 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4141 You're just jealous I got this dummy out of Washington. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4142 These leftovers taste stale. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4143 I've gotten hooked on these. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4144 My vegetarian friend told me this tastes exactly like the real thing. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4145 Honest...I swear I am not a vegetarian! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4146 I think it's a high-fiber supplement! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4147 Switching to an alternative human diet was a mistake. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4148 Do you have any tenderizer? And maybe some soy sauce. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4149 It's low fat but high in fiber 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4150 You're really stuck on her, aren't you. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4151 & they said Jaws didn't look real. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4152 We're man-eaters, not manikin-eaters! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4153 Is it akin to the real thing? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4154 You should go vegan too, Stuart. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4155 No, I don't believe the hype on GMOs. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4156 If you'd been listening, I said plain tuna. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4157 You're right honey, the fashion industry's depiction of the female form is very unrealistic. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4158 If the President says 'it all tastes the same' I believe him. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4159 It may look easy now, but the real thing is much scarier. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4160 I hide them offshore 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4161 There aren't many options for us vegans. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4162 Flotsam?! I prefer to think of it as a transitional object. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4163 Be careful Macy's is trying to lure you in. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4164 Sore Gums 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4165 It's my new low fat diet. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4166 You're going to need a bigger coat. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4167 I'd had my eyes on it for a long time. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4168 I'm protesting because we are all Muslin. We are all cut from the same cloth. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4169 Not much of a drumstick on this one. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4170 These lo-cal diets are really Hell! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4171 "Vegan". 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4172 It's a lure. If you see land food, bob this up and down and the food comes to you. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4173 It's tough, but it was on the sale rack. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4174 Is it better to flotsam before or after brushing? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4175 It tastes a bit wood and has less body, but overall not too bad 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4176 the tag said soylent green 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4177 These bio-engineered humans just don't taste the same. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4178 No protein, no omega-3 fatty acids. Why did I waste my time? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4179 who's your taxidermist? 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4180 I picked it up cheap at a shipwreck sale. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4181 It's fat free and completely organic. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4182 alternative snacks 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4183 Not as many calories as the real thing. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4184 They're better when they're not filleted. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4185 Its this or x-lax 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4186 The last dummy I was lured in by was just full of hot air. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4187 How does it taste to you? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4188 I'm trying to quit the habit and go vegan. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4189 This low fat diet is way overrated. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4190 That wasn't very challenging if you ask me. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4191 It's a low cal option. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4192 I thought it might help train junior 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4193 Didn't I tell you not to touch my leftovers? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4194 Not sure what this is?" "Me neither. Sometimes, cartoonist like to add ambiguity into the mix. 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4195 Actually, it tastes dummy. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4196 My doc said, ‘Watch that cholesterol.’ 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4197 I think sometimes we can disagree with the facts. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4198 Mannequin Monday 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4199 This crunchy one was swimming alone. Needs some onion dip. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4200 It's a Trump voodoo doll. You stick a pin in it every day and it tweets something stupid. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4201 Man, this e-human is just not making it. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4202 I saved her from Donald. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4203 my doctor suggested i go off meat for Lent ! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4204 No Gene, that's not what 'mannequin challenge' means. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4205 I'm on a low-fat, gluten-free diet 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4206 It was love at first bite. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4207 I had to have it, it was on sale! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4208 I'm not sure why we want a 30 percent stake in a company that sells mannequins but I guess I'm not the one they call Mr. Wonderful. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4209 New year's resolution? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4210 It was challenging alright.. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4211 I'm not the dummy. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4212 So anyway, after the shark attack I decided to go vegan. I just felt so guilty. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4213 This tastes post-Darwinian! 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4214 Well, it's an alternative fact that these models, while full of empty calories, taste great. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4215 It's that trendy land shark diet, Sylvia. 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4216 No, thanks. Far too many additives. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4217 I know artificial flavorings aren't good for me, but I just can't help myself. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4218 It's soy, but it tastes EXACTLY like a real person! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4219 Not on a pedestal anymore! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4220 Doc said more fiber. I didn't say anything. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4221 MANNEQUIN, YOU BROUGHT HOME A MANNEQUIN ? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4222 All the good parts were taken by Alpha. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4223 I'm moving to Canadian waters and taking this with me for no apparent reason. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4224 I'm no dummy. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4225 When they ask to see something in sharkskin boy are they going to be surprised. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4226 You said you were tired of the same old dinner! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4227 For target practice 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4228 Although you know if we hold the pose we'll drown... 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4229 Maybe it's just gristle. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4230 Really? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4231 Hmmm.... Could use a touch more heme. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4232 One important difference. It's a lot easier to bite into a real human but you must be careful not to choke on the bones. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4233 Is this what the humans consider art? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4234 It's not filling, but it has a nice dry finish and a soupçon of Heidi Klum. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4235 If they are using artificial lures now, why no hooks? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4236 Nobody told me Shark Attack School would be like this. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4237 Not as juicy as you would think. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4238 I'm on a diet. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4239 Again, Harry, truth vs. a false statement. He's just not real, even if you say it is. 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4240 You're never gonna believe what happened at work today. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4241 It lacks a certain je ne sais quois....such as flavor . 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4242 It's a tuna fish. Period. 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4243 You have one day to design beachwear in good taste. Make it work! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4244 No! I said Heineken! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4245 With the Trump thing, I just have to get rid of the bad taste in my mouth. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4246 One more time. Is it good taste or tastes good? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4247 I knew they weren't real. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4248 The food supply just isn't as wholesome as it used to be. You should be taking supplements, too. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4249 What, a mouth guard? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4250 How To Lose Weight for dummies 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4251 Trolling for Tim Gunn again? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4252 The next best thing. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4253 I swear it was Kim Cattrall a minute ago. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4254 I hope this diet works - I'm trying to fit in a size 6. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4255 Whaddaya mean, Jaws wasn't the only dummy? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4256 Needs more salt. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4257 I'm pretty sure it's Ben Affleck 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4258 Fake news is one thing,but this goes too far. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4259 I see you're going light on protein. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4260 No thanks. I'm vegan. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4261 Why? What does chicken taste like? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4262 And then I said, "Good day ol' chum, fancy a bite?" 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4263 I won it in the office pool. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4264 Tuna. I said I wanted some form of TUNA not some form of Tina! 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4265 That's not the Mannequin Challenge. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4266 I think I'm ready to move beyond a teething ring. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4267 Yeah, yeah, it's great that I've lost 5 pounds, but everything tastes like plastic. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4268 I'm trying to correct a severe overbite. 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
4269 I've decided to become a vegetarian 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4270 Perhaps he should have read "Avoiding Shark Atracks for Dummies." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4271 I got you Marc Jacobs. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4272 I'm on a Carb-free diet. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4273 I thought you were full on Paleo? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4274 Just warming up. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4275 It called to me. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4276 You do realize those are high in trans fat? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4277 Like your idea – I’m willing to invest, BUT what’s your scalability plan for growing the chain? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4278 With public assistance cuts, I figured we better stock up 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4279 I guess "akin" doesn't mean the same as 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4280 They were out of the organic one. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4281 I know you hate when I speak it cliches, but it really does taste like chicken. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4282 Tastes almost like the real thing. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
4283 Bob, be careful, you could break a tooth on her plastic surgery. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4284 Is the mannequin challenge still a thing? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4285 No meat but the clothes were tasty. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4286 Looks like you got one of those look-alike vegan foods, again. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4287 Look what I got it for Christmas! 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
4288 A spiritual awakening has led me from eating humans to clothing them. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4289 Window shopping? No, that's window shop-lifting... 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4290 Pass me the dressing. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
4291 Turns out the emperor had no clothes. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4292 Yes, I find white meat to be dry as well, sir. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4293 HEY....they were Selling Sharkskin Suits! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4294 I'm taking her back--there's just no meat on this bone! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4295 We really are mannequin eaters. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4296 It's okay with a good sauce. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4297 Dear, I distinctly requested that all appendages remain intact. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4298 I did my best. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4299 The street food is overrated. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4300 The new Spring fashions are to die for! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4301 Oh Darn! You already ate the arms! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4302 Damn, it does taste like chicken... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4303 It's vegan and I don't recommend it. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4304 At least it is gluten-free. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4305 Didn't leave me the legs! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4306 I'm losing weight but this vegan diet has no taste. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4307 These new tourists have terrible tastes. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4308 It's Lo-Cal. Don't judge me. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4309 I'm vaping. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4310 That people-stick is full of artificial ingredients and can be harmful to your health. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4311 How about some shish-kebab? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4312 I'm sure that if had been found to contain toxins the manufacturers would have pulled it. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4313 My Doctor put me on a low calorie diet 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4314 I can't stand fake human, screw the environment. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4315 I thought it was one of those with the soft stuffing. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4316 That processed food isn't very substantial. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4317 I'm working on my figure 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4318 Why is the New Yorker ripping off the Far Side? Is this some sort of sick joke? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4319 I'll bite. What is it? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4320 It was this or one of the models. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4321 I'm just checking for the fit. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4322 Wait, this isn't what the Mannequin Challenge was about? 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4323 It's from a Victoria Secrets Fashion Cruise, you'd better get up there before the best parts are taken. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4324 I prefer them with their legs still on. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4325 Please don't tell anyone about this. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4326 Have I ever considered contact lenses?! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4327 You should try these imitation people. They're much lower in calories than the real ones. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4328 Manikins are a lot like imitation crab only better for your teeth. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4329 I asked for peeled and deveined but this is all they had. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4330 I'm on a pollution diet. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4331 So, who cares if it's an alternative body?? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4332 Is that tofu? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4333 Clearly, you will be of great service in Washington. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4334 Well, you know what they say about processed foods. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4335 Okay, I know it's not organic, but at least it isn't genetically modified. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4336 It's not just the packaging, they downsized the product. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4337 Face it. Low-cal feeding frenzies are a non-starter. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4338 Your mail-in bride is a Mannequin, not a Fashion Model 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4339 The sign said 50% off so I grabbed it. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4340 I told you I was going vegan! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4341 This glutton free diet stinks. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4342 Tastes like torso 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4343 I've gone vegan, it tastes like chicken. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4344 This mannequin challenge has made me feeling hungry. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4345 Oh. I'm vegan. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4346 yeah I heard that talk about fake nudes 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4347 My alternative facts show it's actually a human. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4348 You could learn a lot from a dummy! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4349 I hope this Nutrisystem diet works! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4350 but it's hard to savor the flavor when you can't sniff the aroma 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4351 A pro-gun-control protest? Both of you without arms? 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4352 Oh right! It's the manatee that are tasty. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4353 She was wearing Trump revolutionary wear. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4354 What? The boneless ones are less messy. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4355 This must be what Pam Anderson's breasts taste like? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4356 I don't think that was live bait, dude. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4357 The Prêt–à–Manger is fabulous this season. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4358 Not an alternative fact to our reputation. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4359 Try taking in the midsection a little. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4360 Macy's, first floor! 1.1324 0.05891 68 63 1 4
4361 It's an alternative food source. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4362 Ya gotta be teething me. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4363 You can set that next to the other Greco-Roman ruins. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4364 Yuck, this one has no taste at all. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4365 Don't worry, he's low in sodium! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4366 You've just been acting like you're so much better than everyone else since you went vegan. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4367 I see one of us stuck to our New Year's resolution. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4368 I saw her first. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4369 Did anyone yell man overboard? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4370 I'm watching my girlish figure. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4371 She doesn't swim well, and she doesn't talk much, but other than that I think Mom and Dad will really like Suzanne. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4372 These alternative humans do not taste as good as the real thing. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4373 Now do you believe in Global Warming, you blowhole! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4374 Big surprise - there's sharks in the schmatte business. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4375 Well, it's super low in fat! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4376 Left shark goes vegan. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4377 …and then I thiught, a manikin-eating shark… 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4378 Just practicing for climate change. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4379 Dude, They are not going to buy that at the market! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4380 More fiber, fewer calories. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4381 This quinoa doesn't taste like real human Steve. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4382 Dave and Roy suddenly realized they were in deep water. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4383 Hunny, I promise I am cutting back on humans. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4384 Tofu sucks. I'm going back to Paleo. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4385 It's a souvenir from the cruise ship. You know I prefer breast meat. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4386 I don't want to be a locavore anymore 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4387 You gotta taste this man 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4388 You can find many plastics in our ocean! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4389 I picked this up in front of a shop on Fifth Avenue. Happy Earth Day! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4390 They say these zero calorie humans won't raise your blood sugar and they're good for your teeth. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4391 This diet makes me want to stop swimming. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4392 I can't wait to eat man again. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4393 Still upset with the network for doing Fashion Week instead of Shark Week? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4394 I said get a man, not a mannequin. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4395 Tasteless and tough, if you must know. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4396 Weight watchers. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4397 Am I being detained? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4398 How many times have I told you that looks are deceiving! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4399 The vegetarian option is always such a pale imitation. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4400 I hate to say it but you lack a refined palate, Marty. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4401 I was hoping for a really decent snack and I got this dummy. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4402 "Oh really?...on our first date, I thought you said you were a 'mannequin-eater'... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4403 Happy birthday! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4404 'Predator,' my dorsal fin... 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4405 It's called the mannequin diet...the holiday weight comes right off 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4406 Thanks, hon. But I'm vegan. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4407 They're in fashion. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4408 Her clothes were great, but she go stuck in my teeth. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4409 so what if we're in international waters. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4410 3 more days, and I'm done with the diet 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4411 Darling, you simply must try the amuse-bouche. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4412 I said plankton, not mannequin. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4413 Tell our zoologist we have a new species, cold blooded, with poor locomotion and good flotation. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4414 This "alternative" diet is deadly. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4415 Is this what you wanted? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4416 It's better for the environment, but the vegan "meat" just isn't the same. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4417 Vegan - is that a thing? 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4418 The suit on it was made in China, but this was American made! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4419 Going high-fiber has definitely made me more selective. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4420 One "Barnum & Bailey" on the rocks, comin up. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4421 They said it was a replica of Steven Speilberg 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4422 This one tastes better than the one with the legs and arms. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4423 Irony? Yeah, you need a new schtick. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4424 It helps if you pretend it's a nazi. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4425 Proportion control. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4426 I'm a strict vegan! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4427 I'm going vegan 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4428 You do know that it's not gluten-free? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4429 Low-carb diet 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4430 We met at Macy's... She's the strong silent type... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4431 For the afternoon, when I have cravings 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4432 I'm trying to eat vegan now. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4433 No, you're right, it's not as good as the real thing. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4434 I tried to be vegetarian once... couldn't do it. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4435 It doesn't matter. They're all tasteless. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4436 Studies are showing how animals adjust to fake news. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4437 My ophthalmologist died. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4438 Getting fitted for my Shark Skin suit 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4439 Do you think this is how Steven Spielberg chummed the ocean before filming? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4440 You can keep that one. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4441 Dude, I told you. Mannequins are useless, not food. 1.1324 0.05891 68 63 1 4
4442 Didn't you see that White House briefing about alternative humans? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4443 I found it in Isle 6. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4444 It's slim pickings at the beach after my doctor told me to cut the fat. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4445 That'll be the last time he says 'It's huge'. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4446 Really, hon, the taste grows on you—cleans your teeth too! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4447 My nutritionist says it'll help conquer 3pm cravings. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4448 "You caught it in May Seas? 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4449 I'm practicing in case Pres.T decides to jump in for a swim. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4450 Man-I-kin hardly wait to swallow this but another fish already ate the wings 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4451 Someone stole our original idea of biting the arms off first. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4452 I'm on a low calorie diet! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4453 My cardiologist suggested a low-carb diet. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4454 I always fill up on the canapes. I can't help myself. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4455 Man o' war, nope ... Man e' quin. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4456 First bite - always center torso, you'll never regret it. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4457 My doctor recommended that I increase fiber in my diet. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4458 I prefer mine well done. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4459 But that's fake meat! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4460 Well, I was hoping it would sort of taste like chicken. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4461 Can you help me out? This one's pretty stiff. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4462 I thought you two broke up! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4463 They're getting really good at this game. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4464 'Damn, I just broke a tooth." 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4465 It's a coping mechanism. I'm try to give up human and go 100% pescetarian. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4466 This can't be the same mannequin challenge everyone else is talking about. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4467 ?You missed wild feeding frenzy where we striped off all the meat and limbs.? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4468 How's that New Year's diet plan working out for you? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4469 Have you tried it with packing peanuts? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4470 You have eaten his arms! How selfish you are! 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4471 Doc says I need more processed food in my diet. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4472 You are supposed to be a man eater not a manikin eater. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4473 Happy Birthday darling - It's returnable ! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4474 Don't ask. My usual mannequin shenanigan. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4475 To say that is human is an alternative fact. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4476 Mannequin Depression? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4477 I just like to suck off the coating. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4478 No more red meat, I need to lower my cholesterol 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4479 It tastes fishy 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4480 Love these new lollipops! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4481 I hate Fashion Week. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4482 That's why you're the left shark. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4483 She doesn't pop, struggle or bleed. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4484 I know, tastes terrible but no gluten 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4485 I thought it would look good in your sewing room. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4486 I'm desensitizing my agalmatophia before the beach season 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4487 They say it's Orwellian. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4488 I hate leftovers. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4489 How many times do we have to over through this: pelican, not mannequin! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4490 Dad, that's not how you do the mannequin challenge. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4491 Terrain raised human has half the fat and is low fructose. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4492 I got us the stripped-down model. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4493 You know, you should really go vegan. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4494 For some reason, this human just isn't tasty. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4495 Dummy...that's still not on your diet. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4496 It's vegan, and gluten free. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4497 I'm getting sick of the Mannequin Challenge. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4498 It's good practice. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4499 Extreme vetting drill. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4500 Must be from Macy's. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4501 It's my cheat day. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4502 You know that's full of carbs, right? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4503 Overhumaning is real. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4504 See if you can chew on this. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4505 ..... and ZERO calories, I heard! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4506 Tastes a little gamy. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4507 I'm cautiously optimistic about the new Man-Eater Withdrawal Program. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4508 Do it this way and they can't poke you in the eye. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4509 Thith ith the zorta crap we can continue to egzpect now that Trump iz rejecting TPP 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4510 Tastes awful 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4511 Hey don't judge it was this or a "bunch"of Victoria swimsuit models,you do the math. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4512 Not only are they tasteless but they never smile! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4513 One of the best things about going vegan is that you can cut back on all that swimming. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4514 I said man overboard, not mannequin! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4515 I come here for the free samples. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4516 Come on Phil, you think Jaws made it to the top without practice. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4517 It's a vegan substitute. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4518 I've become a vegetarian. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4519 Just because it's Shark Week doesn't mean we can't look good. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4520 What? It's a fun-shaped fiber tablet! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4521 I thought I'd go to the Costume Ball as a Surrealist, this year, 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4522 Bad enough I fell tor it, but off Karl Lagerfeld's yacht? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4523 Breaking News - First pictures from an actual Shark Man Eater school. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4524 He keeps saying something like "crump, crump". 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4525 The food choices in this new man-in-a-can diet are flavorless… 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4526 I am not eating someone else's leftovers. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4527 I'm trying to cut back. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4528 Sorry honey, this non-meat diet lacks flavor. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4529 You're saying it's a mannequin, but I say it's an alternative human. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4530 I'm fighting unrealistic beauty standards. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4531 I hate it when I get the old maids. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4532 Man . . . mannequin . . . no big difference. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4533 That was the bait? I don't wanna see the hook. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4534 I thought you said Manatee. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4535 Busted. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4536 I swear, you can't taste the difference between a tofu mannequin and a real man. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4537 It won't be the same, but I'll let you bite the head off......... 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4538 This is my metaphor of ironic cognitive dissonance. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4539 I'm on the Atkins Diet. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4540 Had to change, my cholesterol was off the charts 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4541 The flavor and texture are off for me. For these reasons I'm out. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4542 I'm sure I said Flanagan. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4543 Definitely not human...chicken, maybe? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4544 So much for Paris Fashion Week. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4545 Personally, I prefer the real thing. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4546 Mannequin challenge accepted. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4547 Sometimes they're a little chewy. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4548 Sure it's an artificial lure but it's good to stay in practice. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4549 It's an image thing........ 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4550 It's supposed to promote superior dental hygiene. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4551 At least it doesn't flayl around. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4552 Oh no...I just broke another tooth! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4553 I'd like to say this is an acquired taste, but the old "bait and switch" game got me again! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4554 I'm practicing for the real one 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4555 The real women were too skinny. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4556 Needs more saltwater? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4557 He was wearing a shark logo sport shirt. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4558 That's some bad mannequin, Bruce. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4559 Mannequins aren't very challenging. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4560 Man, I can eat a mannequin I'm so hungry! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4561 Better than that styrofoam cake. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4562 Killer couture, dummy run. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4563 Here honey, try this on for size! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4564 I came across it after Target went under. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4565 Just practicing until the big one comes. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4566 Ha! Told you I wouldn't fall for it again, Larry. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4567 Would you like a bite? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4568 It's helping with my intimacy issues. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4569 It was recommended on a self-help blog. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4570 Man-I-can just taste it now... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4571 I know it's vegan. But is it gluten-free? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4572 Well, who do you think designed her dress for the inauguration? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4573 This Atkins diet is just a little too dry for me. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4574 The shape is right, but the taste is dreadful. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4575 It's better than calorie counting. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4576 Didn't I warn you about fake food? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4577 Vif iv va best one yep! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4578 Nothing in your size? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4579 This doesn't taste like I thought it would! 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4580 Don't get excited, this is just a drill. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4581 Yeah, you're ready for Spring Break. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4582 What? Veganism reduces waste. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4583 It tastes okay, but there at least was a vegan option for once. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4584 Meanwhile, somewhere... secrecretly off the coast of New York Harbor, Bloomingdale's and Macy's are cutting ties with the Ivanka Trump brand. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4585 Man, I can see your point. Things aren't the same since shipping automation. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4586 this is not my cheat day 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4587 It tastes a little flat but I'd let it stand a while. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4588 Even lunch is a rip off when I go shopping with you 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4589 You know I'm on a fat free diet. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4590 Can you hear me up there? It's getting hot down here. Don't give that orange man all that he's asking for! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4591 I'll be the first to admit, something tastes fishy. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4592 No calories but it tastes so artificial. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4593 Gluten-free ... and no dressing. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4594 I prefer the low fat mannequin. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4595 Who's kidding who? These soy-based diet versions taste like garbage! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4596 When sharks are no longer forced to feed on manikins, can summer be far away? 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4597 If I only had Bearnaise sauce and mushrooms to put on this. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4598 Hey, Fineas! MorningStar Farms has a BOGO on Meatless Human! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4599 They thought my anti-finning argument rang hollow. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4600 It's guaranteed by Dr. Oz! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4601 I think you are taking vegan a little too far 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4602 My therapist says to think of it as the mannequin, vs. the man I can't, eat. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4603 Another refugee from 5th Avenue. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4604 I've passed the Mannequin Challenge now for a live one. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4605 One way or another, I'm gonna' put an end to that mannequin challenge. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4606 I'm telling you, man, commercialism has no place in the ocean. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4607 "I know she's a mannequin, but she's delicious." (with apologies to Charles Barsotti) 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4608 I am on a no fat diet. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4609 I’ve lost weight since I switched from the man-eater diet, but the food just doesn’t taste as good. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4610 They dumped Trump. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4611 Tuna Oscar. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4612 Must be tofu human....., no flavor. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4613 Damn no carb diet. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4614 Your idea of a tofu burger? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4615 It's a special relationship 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4616 I call it The Mannequin Challenge. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4617 It's from Aberchumbie & Fitch 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4618 This synthetically engineered food just doesn't taste as good as the natural organic! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4619 It really keeps the cravings down. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4620 WELL " Well YOU "You are always harping on me to get my teeth into something, anything. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4621 I'm a millenial. It was the best I could do. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4622 I thought you couldn't eat anything with artificial flavors. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4623 What? Trump banned them all. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4624 It was on sale during Shark Week. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4625 I guess I completely misunderstood the mannequin challenge. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4626 This tastes different than the others. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4627 Strange stuffing . At best,one star. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4628 It's almost February, time to give up on your New Year's resolution 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4629 Awards are really overrated. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4630 I'm just trying to keep in shape for the summer Olympics. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4631 Fake humans have no flavor. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4632 Just getting ready for dinner. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4633 Gluten makes me bloated. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4634 It's lo-cal, but tastes terrible 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4635 I ain't got no bodddy! Nobody! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4636 It's a little stiff and hard to chew! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4637 Don't ya think without arms and legs they just have no taste? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4638 No, I said, "Man In A Can." 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4639 fewer calories...less filling 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4640 This manatee substitute diet doesn't do it for me 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4641 I think that you've got something in your teeth 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4642 I saw it in the porthole and I couldn't resist it. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4643 That's so not convincing; we all know you're a vegetarian. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4644 It's not even good Frankenfood. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4645 It's not my first choice but I'm watching calories. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4646 Just call it bait. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4647 It's that new no protein diet. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4648 It's Atkins-adjacent. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4649 Shark Diet Alternative Fact #6 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4650 My new teething ring is working great. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4651 Can we use this to build the wall? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4652 "The guys like to nosh on these at tbe poker game - just need to pick up some dip". 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4653 Let's do the mannequine challenge! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4654 Ummm desert! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4655 I've been putting on too much weight lately, so I decided to try the "Fashion Manneqin Diet. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4656 Bad publicity led to the shortage -- I know, it just doesn't taste like the real thing! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4657 This is all I could find at Sears. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4658 I know you stole the mannequin from the display window at the department store. I just can’t prove it. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4659 They say it beats flossing. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4660 Now it's our turn. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4661 Looks like alternative food 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4662 Nice catch! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4663 No, this is alternative food! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4664 Mannequin clinic. You? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4665 I snagged some bait for that voluptuous lifeguard. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4666 I'm off saturated fats. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4667 Where's mine? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4668 Hmmph! You thanked every fish in the ocean but me. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4669 Tastes great, less filling. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4670 The sign in the window said MAN. Well, EXCUSE ME if I don't know what an abbreviation is. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4671 What do mean, I forgot my contacts? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4672 Mom, am I too old for teething rusks? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4673 I felt I was losing my touch and decided to practice. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4674 I'm an expert on luxury and I can always spot a fake. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4675 This is my last vice, Joe, stop looking at me like that! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4676 It fell off a fake Ship of State. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4677 Is that your idea of a #mannequinchallenge? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4678 Oh, I guess I really misunderstood the Mannequin Challenge. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4679 Look - diet food! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4680 You just missed it -- they already cast the lead for "Jaws 6." 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4681 It's part of my process of becoming vegan. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4682 Must you vegans always brag? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4683 These diet humans just don't compare to the real thing! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4684 I was hoping Melania would do a big "bite me" gesture at the inauguration by taking off her coat. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4685 This new designer food seems fishy to me 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4686 Practice may make perfect but I'm sick of it. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4687 In your case, practice does not make perfect. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4688 It will be a real shark skin suit. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4689 Sure, it's probably not the real thing, but these days even with labelled food products it's hard to know exactly what you're getting..? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4690 It might work in a fusion cuisine. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4691 I told you to stay away from that fast food, you don't know what it's made from. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4692 I was told they don't taste good.What do I know? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4693 It's the newest diet craze----low protein! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4694 You still want to be a vegetarian? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4695 My therapist is English and suggested a dummy. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4696 Tastes a little gamy. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4697 Tastes a little wooden... 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4698 The real models just didn't fill me up. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4699 Can you give me a hand? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4700 So, this is who you left me for? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4701 I'm eating low cal substitutes. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4702 It's the closest thing I could find at this time of night. Your cravings will just have to wait till morning. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4703 Oh boy, not another Mannequin Romance. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4704 They called it the consolation prize. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4705 I like a full-figured gal--and a little al dente, too. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4706 The water was murky. I fell for a decoy. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4707 So when I ask the Head Shark what WE can eat, he think what HE can eat and says, "Man I can!"? Bite me. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4708 Well, Victoria's Seacret was having a sale. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4709 Okay, so whats for dinner? Um, everything except the ribs. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4710 I said I wanted Mako for takeout, not mannequin, you dummy. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4711 I'm just giving it a little love bite. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4712 It's a training dummy. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4713 It's Gap to Table. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4714 I hate show-offs. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4715 Man eater, not manikin? 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4716 "No fair! Let's do 'Rock, paper, scissors'". 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4717 Anthropomorphically speaking.... 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4718 You DO know "killer" whale is not a reference to haute couture, right? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4719 Dude, it wath an Alternative Thact-Theeding Threnzy! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4720 What are we doing about recycling? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4721 I hate the taste of blood, so I became a manikin-eater. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4722 I thought I'd try soy 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4723 It's not too bad once you get past the plastic. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4724 How deep will the Wall be? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4725 That's barely an appetizer. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4726 This isn't what I meant when I said we should see other people. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4727 This fiber diet sucks. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4728 Perfect. Now get me a skin. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4729 No, Stan, I recommended the subtle light and dark notes of the Manichean. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4730 This imitation human isn't quite a good as the real thing.... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4731 'I'm on a strict vegan diet' 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4732 Well, I don't want to needle you about this, but I think 'Sewin' with Sharks' is a great name for my blog. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4733 The mannequin challenge isn't very tasty. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4734 It is never polite to take such a big bite! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4735 GMO? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4736 No, it isn't as tasty as the real thing, but it is far lower in cholesterol and saturated fat. So if we market it as "HumanLite", stressing the health benefits and how much it would lower health care costs, our target demographic will be hooked! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4737 She's had some body work done but i like her for the personality. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4738 Macy's unloading makes great training. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4739 I found it in the Andrea Dorea's promenade deck shop. Rather tasteless. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4740 Myrtle Beach Diet. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4741 I'm going for the scaled down look. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4742 Hmm. This artificial flavoring isn't half bad. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4743 What, it's a mannequin? No wonder it tasted yucky, 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4744 I generally spit out the bones. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4745 Those humans are running out of tricks. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4746 I'm taking steps to change our image from Man-eaters to MANNequin eaters! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4747 Can you hel get the slinter out of eye tongue? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4748 Yeah . . . something about "evolution." 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4749 These unisex ones do taste better. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4750 It's supposed to taste like the real thing, but they haven't gotten the texture quite right yet. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4751 This catch has no taste. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4752 Doctor said my cholesterol's high, but going cold-turkey is not an option. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4753 Real people are more satisfying than fake people. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4754 It doesn't taste as good,but it's a lot cheaper 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4755 So that's why it tastes so bland. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4756 I'm cutting back on fats. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4757 It doesn't taste akin to man 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4758 I got Trump. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4759 Fashion Fleet Week is working out better than I expected ... 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4760 It's low cal and but full of preservatives. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4761 The organic varieties taste better. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4762 He is giving me the mannequin challenge 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4763 You're not modeling good behavior. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4764 What did I tell you about eating GMO's? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4765 No thanks. I eat organic. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4766 Since when did fashionistas start supplying chum? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4767 That's OK. We don't need to share everything. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4768 I'm on a bland diet 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4769 If I told you once I told you a thousand times, no artificial ingredients. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4770 You do realize it's traditional to give a dozen roses and a box of chocolates to you sweetheart on Valentine's Day. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4771 Good. I think you're ready for the full manikin. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4772 I don't know what they're talking about. That wasn't a challenge. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4773 I see you're on that new diet. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4774 I'm on a low blood diet. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4775 Non-GMO humans taste much better. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4776 I don't know, pal, "Man-nequin" just ain't the same. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4777 It's called 'surfer-lite.' 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4778 It's still vegan, right? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4779 A little chewy, wanna give it a try? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4780 I know how to spell. The ad clearly said man-eating shark. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4781 It's my sign for the women's march. I'm swimming in solidarity. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4782 What??? It's an alternative snack. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4783 Roger, I said the enemy was mankind, not mankin. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4784 Dummy business plan, stank. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4785 On my way to Little League practice. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4786 I read about it on Goop. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4787 They call it 'artificial ingredients'. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4788 We're opening a wet suit boutique in the lagoon. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4789 Help! A mannequin-eating shark! 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4790 These crunchy ones taste so GMO artificial. Grab only 2-legged bobbers. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4791 I tried it too, I didn't care for it. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4792 I don't see what you see in Venus de Dummy, anyway. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4793 What? I told you I'm going vegan! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4794 Mannequin? The guy that sold it to me said it was "mankind." 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4795 I'm never trying this diet again. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4796 Yeah, this is a total bust. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4797 I've got a sudden urge to learn CPR." 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4798 Oh, THAT "Mannequin Challenge"... 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4799 I only eat all natural, free-range humans. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4800 This one is not my favorite Ideal Protein snack. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4801 I'm trying to teach you to always go for the arms so they can't swim away. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4802 Did your mother never tell you not to talk with your mouth full? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4803 I've started a new vegetarian diet. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4804 Going vegan? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4805 That was just dry run.The next one will be much tastier. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4806 I detect that you are suffering from Mannequin Depressive Disorder 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4807 He does taste funny. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4808 The new diet's just not working out. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4809 You don't know how excited I get when I see a silhouette on the water! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4810 ...but uncommonly stringy. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4811 I don't think that she's dressing for success. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4812 Diver tried to take this once. I told him "Never get between a great white and his binky!" 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4813 He's a little tough but it's supposed to be good for my gums. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4814 No, it doesn't taste like the real thing. It tastes like chicken! 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4815 This is my Oscar for Actor in a Supporting Role in 2014. I won it at the Super Bowl. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4816 Normally I would share, but someone beat me to the limbs. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4817 No, no, no... I said "can o' man". 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4818 It keeps the weight off, but I can't wait to get back on a normal diet. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4819 Well, if you aren't just the cutest little binky baby! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4820 So much fake food these days 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4821 Live every week like it's fashion week. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4822 We're bottom feeders. We get the leftovers. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4823 I was told the movie was a fiction but this is ridiculous! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4824 I thought you said you'd caught a nice, big juicy one." " I did . . . using alternative facts. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4825 Uhm... If those are the bots, I prefer the old-fashioned humans. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4826 Taste is on the tooth of the beholder. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4827 The rising ocean has brought fresh opportunities in feeding. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4828 Don't laugh: it's my Fashion Week diet. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4829 Haven't you learned that you'll never digest anything without arms? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4830 At least we know the Nutrition Facts! 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
4831 It's a little dry but it comes with that neat free toothpick... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4832 I heard Invisilign would straighten your bite. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4833 I'm on an elimination diet. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4834 UGH! It's really well done. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4835 No limbs, but crunchier! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4836 So, I like to play dress up with the dummy. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4837 I still don't understand what the big fuss is over "organic." 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4838 Do you need toothpick? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4839 I'm on a diet. You can't even taste the difference. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4840 You know, I like the weight loss from this diet, but sometimes I still miss real food. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4841 The sign said "fresh", but I think I was scammed. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4842 I finally got Mr. Wonderful. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4843 Need salt? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4844 I said "man" , not "mannequin" 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4845 Designer sharks. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4846 They let you do it 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4847 Going vegan is easier than it looks 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4848 Bloomingdales had a sail. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4849 I'm auditioning for Fashion Week. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4850 "...a decoy ?? -- I THOUGHT he was a little stale! " submitted bt Neil L. Sachs. Monmouth Junction, NJ 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4851 And I take it you didn't find a shirt for the interview? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4852 I have to keep swimming, so I went with a different mannequin challenge. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4853 But isn't today Meatless Monday? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4854 I thought I smelled dye in the water. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4855 You said we’re MAN-eaters? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4856 I'm trying the new low carb diet. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4857 I've heard of the early bird catching the worm but this is ridiculous. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4858 It's low carb 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4859 An important first step in the evolution of needle-nosed sharks. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4860 I came home along the beach front tonight. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4861 Why can't I find MY body type? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4862 This really is a challenge. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4863 Yeah it's a little tasteless, but it fills me up, and it's non-fattening. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4864 I think I found Dory 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4865 Want some? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4866 They just aren't as good as they used to be 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4867 I'll show them a mannequin challenge. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4868 Like sharks, fashion must keep moving forward. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4869 I know, I know--but I'm on a low carb diet. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4870 I got it on sale! 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4871 Actually, I prefer ersatz to simulacra 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4872 No! I said bring me a MAN! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4873 I'm flossing. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4874 It needs salt. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4875 The naked co-ed swimmer patch wasn't working. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4876 These auditions never get any easier. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4877 When I asked you to head over to the beach and bring me back something to eat, that's not exactly what I had been in mind. 1.1194 0.05431 67 62 2 3
4878 Yeah, she's unusually tough, but my teeth will grow back. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4879 Do you think this will work for our Spring Collection? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4880 They tasted better while they were still using paper mache. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4881 Yes, low fat, but you have to eat them before they get soggy. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4882 I got duped, Mabel, by an alternative fact. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4883 I'm trying a new bait 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4884 Mannequin Challenge or what 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4885 It's great if you don't mind a little chewy. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4886 look mom! I'm practicing in case a belligerent old man with orange hair falls in! 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4887 It tastes a little fishy 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4888 Sylvia, it tastes a little bland without dressing. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4889 you ALMOST bit a surfboard dumb ass.... 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4890 mannequin challenge? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4891 Jaws didn't have to use a teething toy. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4892 Things got a little frenzied. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4893 I think I caught some alternative facts. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4894 This new packaging material is difficult to open.) 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4895 I'm fishing for lunch in the garment district. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4896 This krill shortage is killing me. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4897 I don't care about the taste . . . it's whatever is in style! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4898 It had a dress from the Lady Gaga Collection on it. You know I can't resist high end chum! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4899 did you ever try to clean one of those things? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4900 Good, now one inch to the left... 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4901 It was love at first bite. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4902 I don't know what you've been eating lately, but your dorsal fin looks much better. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4903 I'm trying out the South Beach diet. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4904 '' Yeah definitely cousin Georges's handiwork he always takes the arms first'' 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4905 The mannequin challenge is not a competitive eating competition. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4906 Easy,doesn't feed us 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4907 I'm still hungry after eating all those Victoria's Secret models. They actually GAVE me more hunger! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4908 Now explain the reason for the Tic-Tacs. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4909 So is this what you meant by going vegetarian? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4910 He lost the mannequin challenge 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4911 It's about all I can get my teeth into, these days. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4912 This one needs tenderizing! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4913 Hah! This time I got the Oscar 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4914 It doesn't taste the same 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4915 Sharon, do you have any idea how many artificial ingredients are in that thing? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4916 I don't think that's what they meant by 'the mannequin challenge.' 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4917 Is this what you meant by grab 'em by the #&$$%? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4918 I got us something a little different to try for dinner. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4919 It's a gift from my lawyer. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4920 I couldn't stop myself from biting on to this sale. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4921 Squirt out the ketchup and I'll take your picture. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4922 OMG, is that organic? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4923 Does this mannequin make me look fat? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4924 It takes awful ... But it's very fashionable cuisine. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4925 Found him floating over there. Must have been a real dummy. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4926 Yes, another screen test for Jaws! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4927 I thought manikin was an appetizer. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4928 Perfect for training the kids. I'm calling it Man-U-Can. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4929 I was told it was a model of rectitude." 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4930 I captured a human platform. Now we can beta test our programming language. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4931 These artificial lures are really getting to be realistic 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4932 What? You said you didn't like that dress. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4933 It looked like an adult but I got Trumped! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4934 Roger, I thought I told you to get fresh human. The kind that wiggles. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4935 It's Oprah's new diet plan. 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
4936 This non-fat food is tasteless! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4937 This is a much better designed human. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4938 Man I can eat this all day. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4939 ANOTHER VICTIM OF BAIT AND SWITCH! 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
4940 Try it! Satisfying extra crunch mouth-feel, and 0 calories. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4941 It looks real.....do you think it contains any G.M.O.'s?? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4942 This fella must have been in the sun too long. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4943 Oprah recommended it on Weight Watchers -- 15% better than my last diet. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4944 Somebody is messing with Mother Nature. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4945 I see you're on that low-fat diet again. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4946 Congrats! I knew someday you'd win an Oscar for your New Wave eviscerations. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4947 I know it's not organic, but it was wearing haute couture. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4948 Now, remember - Your approach is everything. Don't "wishbone" it. Eventually, you're going to want to swallow. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4949 Since going vegan, I eat only meat substitutes. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4950 Clothes don't always make the man 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4951 Get your own Bob 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4952 Of course I'm still a vegan, but these things remind me so much of meat....and I really miss meat! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4953 Yeah, I know, but now it's stuck in there. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4954 Hey I know, but it tastes better than some dead white man writer who drank too much and fell out of his boat. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4955 I still don't understand the mannequin challenge. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4956 It may not be the real thing, but it's a workout for the jaws. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4957 It's an alternative factsimile. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4958 We donated the arms and legs to maritime research. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4959 I just got my Temps ! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4960 It's my alternative fact. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4961 The CIA said this is just a practice run. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4962 "Looks like you got one them "Alternate Facts" there. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4963 What a dummy...thought I had her. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4964 You're telling me mixed marriages can't succeed? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4965 Not much flavor... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4966 Don't worry: it's gluten free. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4967 Only 10% of us make it to the last week of training. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4968 I really hate that Mediterranean diet. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4969 The mannequin challenge is so 2016 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4970 YOUR ATTORNEY'S LOGO HERE 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
4971 Stop complaining! Our kid's gonna rock the class at Show and Tell. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4972 I got it at a sale in Manhattan Beach. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4973 It tasts kind of rubbery. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4974 So how is the new diet going 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4975 It's for my Chelsea installation. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4976 I'll go get the mustard and mayo. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4977 I'm trying to cut down on gluten 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4978 Do you think that's what they meant by "Throw that Fifth Avenue dummy at the bottom of the ocean!"? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4979 Doc suggested it to curb my habit. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4980 Artificial surfers - not nearly as tasty as natural ones. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4981 Wrong mannequin challenge. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4982 I know they say spit it out if it's not food, but I kind of like the mouth feel. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4983 I told you GMOs were going to destroy the food supply. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4984 Get off your soap box, Frank! This may qualify as "empty" calories but it's not GMO! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4985 No humans today, so I opted for this "alternative fact." 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4986 They're strictly online now 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4987 Card-Sharks Against Humannequins 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
4988 Meh. I'd rather eat half a real one. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4989 What kind of cruel hoax is this? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4990 This is a dry run. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4991 Come on Mom, can I keep him? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4992 Ah, are you teething again? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4993 I'm on the latest low-fat diet. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4994 It's awful ! No blood and tastes like buoy ! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4995 His suit was not empty. 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
4996 This kind taste way better. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4997 I got the idea from those plastic cigarettes. Now I won't have to eat another diver for a week! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4998 Well, I'll be. . . a mannequin-eating shark! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4999 It's the best I could find now that global trade has stopped. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5000 We need to prowl at a different pier and get further away from Macy's! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5001 So yea, I finally went vegan 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5002 I've gone vegan. It tastes almost the same as the real thing. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5003 It's a real challenge to eat this instead of humans. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5004 There is a shortage of mermaids this year. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5005 So ... I took him in a little bit! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5006 Substituting. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5007 I thought it was a seal. 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
5008 Now son, watch me once again; maybe you'll get it right THIS time! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5009 Well, I just learned one thing. Never go for the drumstick. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5010 Don't you know junk food is not in fashion? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5011 How do you like my waterproof GPS system? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5012 You fell for that window display hook, line and sinker. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5013 It doesn't taste as good if it's not authentic from the boardwalk. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5014 I'm going vegan or bust. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5015 I beat Meryl 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5016 That's it! I'm switching to organic. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5017 Got this for the mannequin challenge." "Dude, if you stop swimming, you'll drown. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5018 The mannequin challenge really jumped the shark 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5019 They said I have an overbite. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5020 I told you to get me fish, and you brought me this? Are you even a shark? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5021 I was so embarrassed at the last frenzy that I enrolled in NutraShark. Tastes like vegan. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5022 It's okay. It's gluten-free. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5023 Good job Darling, now let's get crunchy and soft ones. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5024 Check out my new toothbrush. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5025 Why the long face? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5026 Pass it off carefully. We're five seconds behind the hammerheads. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5027 This one hurts my teeth. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5028 Dummy is as dummy does... (left shark thought balloon) 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5029 I think you're taking your New Year's diet resolution too seriously. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5030 You've got to be kidding! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5031 My eye-sight is going 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5032 how are we suppose to conform to these human ideals when everyone looks the same from down here 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5033 so seeing how there are no legs and arms, its the thought that counts? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5034 Think I should bring my invention on Shark Tank? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5035 ¡¡Jesus, Maria y Jose, que pendejo!! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5036 I did already have lunch. This is a protest against crass consumerism. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5037 Think I'll need to see my dentist. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5038 This is what's in store for us. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5039 This is going viral. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5040 We're gonna need a bigger boutique. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5041 Oh yeah, you're on top of your game. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5042 Only fifty bucks! The guy said they're all the rage in Europe. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5043 You wouldn't happen to have a toothpick on you, would you? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5044 Do you honestly think that Ralph Lauren started this way? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5045 Dude, where are the fins? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5046 eBay... again! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5047 It's tofu. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5048 Frank was serious about his Human-free diet this year. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5049 This is proving to be more of a challenge than I expected. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5050 I'm practicing for halftime - "Revenge of the Left Shark"! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5051 This never would have happened if we built that net. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5052 No, look-alikes don't count . 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5053 Wanna bite? It's new from McMannequin's! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5054 He said to stop the carnage. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5055 On the surface it looked like a tasty treat 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5056 I'm glucose intolerant 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5057 How's the low-carb diet going? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5058 I'm a victim of "Alternate facts" 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5059 Chicks dig the man-eaters. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5060 Who would have thought someone would use real mannequins in the challenge? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5061 I'm on maneuvers. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5062 I need some Grey Poupon. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5063 Nice try buddy 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5064 Talk about a hard head, This Dummy went swimming without arms or legs! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5065 I'm practicing! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5066 I always wanted to be a size 2 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5067 It looks like real human, but the vegan option just doesn't taste the same. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5068 Hey, I got you one, too! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5069 I won 1st place in the who can eat the mannequin challenge! 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
5070 What? I couldn't find a human dummy. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5071 This one is too bland for me, do you want it? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5072 It's a bite by number game for the kids. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5073 This is legal in California, right? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5074 That dressmaker was really agile. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5075 My doctor recommended this. She said it would help me overcome my addiction." 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5076 You're the only one that takes me seriously. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5077 Sometimes this is the closest you get to the real thing. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5078 The guy from American Apparel threw it at me and said 'Go ahead, take the rest of it.' 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5079 I'm going vegetarian. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5080 Dr. Oz is recommending a high-fiber diet 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5081 'Haven't you heard?  Alternative food chain has just been decreed by new executive order.' 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5082 I thought it was better to take advantage of a creature that had already lost its arms and legs 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5083 The tailor said a hounds tooth print, not sharks tooth. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5084 It's kind of tough, must be leftovers. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5085 Just my size 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5086 they think they will lure us using a dummy 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5087 I brought extra crunchy 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5088 I got it on impulse at the North Pacific Gyre. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5089 We've got to hide this quick. I heard Trump ordered a sharkskin suit. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5090 No arms. No legs. I'm out. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5091 You said to find low-cal 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5092 You'll have to do better than that if you want to go out with me, killer! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5093 I don't think that's how the mannequin challenge works... 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5094 I agreed to dress Melania if I could be Secretary of Fish. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5095 It's a great workout, and it comes with a DVD. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5096 Lori thinks it will be huge on QVC! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5097 I'm strictly vegetarian. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5098 Too much salt? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5099 I do not want to talk about it... My girlfriend wants me to be vegetarian with her. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5100 They're less tasty this year. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5101 You don't have to be a bear to prove that Macy's is underwater now. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5102 I'll stay still, you film. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5103 Now you take a video while I stay very still. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5104 It looked real good on the seanet. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5105 I though mannequin meant small guy. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5106 What? You need to replace your hearing aid batteries again. I asked you to bring me a man. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5107 I'm a new humanitarian. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5108 I'm going organic next week. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5109 All my interns have to practice first. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5110 Hah. I wish it tasted like chicken. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5111 With all the conveniences they've invented, this is what humans have evolved to. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5112 Our mannequin challenge is to neither sink nor swim. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5113 It's a fat-free cracker - doc's orders. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5114 Wanna play ? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5115 Stop complaining......just send it back if its that bad 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5116 I see you've passed Diver's Ed. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5117 you know those artificial sweeteners can be just as bad for you... 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5118 You're fired! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5119 We're not supposed to eat the hosts. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5120 Our chef's take on "the swimmer" is made from seitan and kelp butter. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5121 They like me. They really like me. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5122 It feels like an alternative fact 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5123 It's mine! We were playing Go Fish. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5124 It kind of tastes like surimi 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5125 You've You've caught an alternative human 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5126 This week's challenge uses unconventional materials. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5127 Damn nictating membrane. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5128 Keep on practicing! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5129 It's man-eater, not mannequin eater ! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5130 Unfortunately, it was a bloodless crew. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5131 I'm on a low protein diet. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5132 I just found out I'm allergic to neoprene. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5133 From a distance, it looked like a human. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5134 I got him on sale near GW bridge! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5135 It is alternate food 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5136 I don't think I understood the lady right when she said that this one had "great taste." 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5137 Well, he looked like Steven Spielberg. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5138 The heteronormativity of the fashion industry leaves such a bad taste in my mouth. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5139 Nothing smells fishy around here. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5140 What do you mean we 'man-eaters?' 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5141 Less calories. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5142 No, I said lets go eat some people in Manasquan! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5143 It's sad. He must have been tossed back after being sliced up for human arm soup. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5144 On an diet? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5145 I thought we could do the mannequin challenge. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5146 May I cut in?! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5147 Kicking the habit? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5148 The mannequin challenge is so 2016 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5149 "But I can dream, can't I". 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5150 New Year's Resolution #4: Eat less bushmeat 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5151 My cardiologist put me on a low meat diet. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5152 I'm trying to lose a little weight. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5153 i want a divorce 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5154 They have evolved. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5155 This diet is killing me! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5156 Junior's still teething. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5157 So when did you fall off the Paleo wagon? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5158 I got a good deal on it at the Macy's store closing sale! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5159 Not even fish eggs. I am totally vegan now! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5160 I grabbed an alternative dinner. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5161 I'm a vegan now. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5162 I was really hoping that this was real. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5163 You said that you were on a low-fat diet, so... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5164 Tastes like chicken. Of the sea. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5165 Sorry honey, they were all out of license plates. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5166 Why can't I keep my binkey? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5167 Taste like mannequin. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5168 I do not do the m'enage 'a trois. I'm out! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5169 Vlad swears by this new diet. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5170 Bad luck, nabbing this alternate. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5171 OK? Now you try it. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5172 That's used for making pantsuits, we need pink yarn and knitting needles for Pussyhats. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5173 I think you're taking the vegetarianism a bit too far. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5174 Are you on a diet? You're eating that pre-packaged, fake food. 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
5175 My Mommy says that it is better than a teething ring. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5176 Face it. You've hit rock bottom. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5177 You are always teething. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5178 Sad fact: This is dinner! Alt facts: Marine life over rated! It tastes just like chicken! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5179 My dentist was wrong; flossing is easier. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5180 Fake boobs? Sad! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5181 Don't want to burst your bubble, but you're eating plastic, my friend. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5182 Wanna double-date? I got a real live one for you. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5183 I thought they were calling me a dummy so, to prove them wrong, I grabbed this thing. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5184 Mannequins are for losers. Sad! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5185 Yes, I also miss Project Runway on TV. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5186 I see you're messing around with that man again. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5187 Take my cell phone, call your mother, and tell her you’ll never have what it takes to be a man-eater. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5188 You're going to have to take it back, Joe. I'm not that easy. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5189 Where's the blood? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5190 Mom says so 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5191 Maybe it's the G.M.O.'s, but they've lost flavor lately. 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
5192 How did you score front row for Fashion Week? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5193 Tom Ford's yacht party must have been wild. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5194 I keep it with me just in case I want to run for president some day. 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
5195 He says to hold the pose. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5196 Like Tim Gunn says, "Make it work." 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5197 I need to practice until the real thing comes along! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5198 I am changing my diet to all fiber 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5199 I prefer them al dente. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5200 It's a vegan substitute. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5201 Mathy's Great White Sale... 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
5202 I have Sillyass Disease. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5203 They don't come in full body? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5204 Doesn't taste as good. But I am losing weight. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5205 Oh yeah, I had heard that she was desperate for a designer. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5206 Tasstes like chicken, but too dry. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5207 Not mannequin eater? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5208 It's just too hard to eat organic sometimes. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5209 I am well aware it's a dummy. But I just happen to be teething. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5210 I see you took the bate. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5211 Personally, I avoid artificial ingredients. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5212 Frankly, I don't know what the big deal is with the Mannequin Challenge. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5213 It's called the mannequin eater challenge. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5214 I just need to learn to thread a needle... 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5215 I'm a vegetarian. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5216 Something's fishy here. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5217 Can't talk. Have to get to Mood. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5218 For a species that seems to swim well, this one sure is tough. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5219 The dress was not as chewy. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5220 No you can't hang it on the wall, even if it DOESN'T sing!!!! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5221 THE MERMAID GAVE ME MORE TROUBLE 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5222 I don’t approve of their living conditions, so I went vegan. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5223 She won the challenge. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5224 Dang it, I thought I was finishing what you started. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5225 The invitation said Dress Formally, not Dress Form 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5226 Let's chow down! 'e looks 'armless! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5227 Waiter, look what I found in my plastic soup 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5228 Well, the "shark lives matter" prostest went really badly, I think the "Tofu-Man" was totally taken the wrong way! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5229 It's like training wheels for Junior. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5230 Damn! Mannequin-eating shark! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5231 Not very tasty, but a pretty good chew toy. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5232 You want this? I'm trying to cut back on the amount of plastic I ingest. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5233 Are you sure this is free range with no fillers? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5234 Nouvelle Shmoovelle 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5235 Yes, dentures. How could you tell? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5236 It looked like live bait to me. 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
5237 HUMANS HAVE LOST THEIR TASTE. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5238 Better than nothing, I guess. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5239 I'm up for the lead in Sharknado IV. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5240 I'm telling you, that's not how the mannequin challenge works. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5241 Did you say you caught him modeling sharkskin boots? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5242 Before you eat it, see if it's gluten free. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5243 I kept taking the wrong current, so now I take my GPS wherever I go. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5244 It's a perfectly viable meat alternative. You you try it. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5245 If pizza is a vegetable, then this counts as protein. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5246 If anyone asks just say it's delicious and so much better than what the dolphins are having... 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5247 I'm having a hard time making this about Trump! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5248 Wait! That's not how you do the mannequin callaenge! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5249 "Jaws" (1975) 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5250 We're redoing the kids' room in old training film props. Bob thinks it'll give them a leg up with Admissions. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5251 Ah, an Alt-Surfer! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5252 I said attack Trump's Tower - not tailor. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5253 Shaken or stirred? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5254 It's fake because I'm on a die it. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5255 I thought it was a seal. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5256 In this economy? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5257 You never actually own a Rodin.You merely take care of it for the next generation. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5258 Tastes like turducken. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5259 Oh, Keith! If you'd just waited 15 minutes you'd have received 2 real surfers. 1.1061 0.05345 66 62 1 3
5260 It looks like you've got a raw deal. 1.1061 0.05345 66 62 1 3
5261 too much paper mache spice for my taste 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5262 if you had called me, i would have lent you a hand 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5263 Watch out for splinters....! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5264 I know -- too old for a dummy. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5265 It's the keeping completely motionless bit of the challenge that's gonna kill me. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5266 You read Dummies for Sharks, and now you're a mannequin eater! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5267 I thought I'd try the south beach diet. It's organic, low-carb, and gluten free. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5268 Strange...the ship was filled with large Jellyfish and Penguins, and this looked most human 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5269 I'm sick of these health-food fads. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5270 Don't worry, the bloods inside somewhere 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5271 In the Potomac. There musta been a hundred thousand of 'em. Countless! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5272 Her inauguration gown business tanked, so she said I could keep it. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5273 I'm eating Alternative now 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5274 This one already has the limbs removed. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5275 It's called "floss". 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5276 I gave up arms and legs for sustainability. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5277 Hobbyist. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5278 This high-fiber diet is just not as satisfying. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5279 100 calories. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5280 It's called 'alternative food.' 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5281 But Trump said it was real -- so it must be real 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5282 Tastes great, gender undetermined. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5283 What? I am on a termites' diet. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5284 I'm a lesser known subspecies. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5285 This is not junk food. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5286 You're doing the mannequin challenge wrong. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5287 This fashion victim needs a tad more salt. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5288 Seriously man, veganism is the way forward. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5289 At least it's good practice. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5290 In fashion, one day you're in and the next day you're out. Heidi Klum said 'auf wiedersehen,' and then Tim Gunn told me to pack up my things. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5291 Its fast food, but a little tough. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5292 Man eating not mannequin! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5293 I was seeking a different mouthfeel for this delicacy. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5294 More White House surplus. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5295 As Seen On TV. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5296 Open wide for Chunky. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5297 It will show her I'm a good provider. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5298 Did I miss the deadline? Bartender tells Clown, " Listen, remember, no funny business or you'll be barred" 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5299 It's what I say it is whether you like it or not. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5300 She's all yours. I asked her what she thought of Trump and she was speechless! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5301 Have you seen the ketchup? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5302 Tom Ford won't design for me. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5303 That's not how the challenge works. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5304 It's an acquired taste, but I don't have to be concerned with petroleum-based synthetic clothing. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5305 Sorry, all the DC dress shops were sold out 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5306 Watch carefully, and remember, humans are kind of like Ramen noodles - slurping is encouraged. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5307 Hmmm, I see you're trying out that new Alternative Foods diet... 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5308 What's it like. I've always wanted to experience the placebo effect. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5309 I've heard that there's 'way too much plastic in the ocean. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5310 Bet you can't eat just one. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5311 More global pollution. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5312 It's not as chewy as the last one. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5313 My wife is making me a sharkskin suit 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5314 Mannequin? More like man-a-can't! 1.1061 0.05345 66 62 1 3
5315 I practice my craft. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5316 Fake crews again? 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5317 Just think of it as a nicotine patch 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5318 When and where's the Mannequin Challenge? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5319 Tastes like chicken, the white meat. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5320 They go fishin', I go mannequin' 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5321 Will you EVER learn to figure out real from fake?! 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5322 It's white and made of toxic foam so I'm pretending it's Richard Spencer. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5323 I don't understand what the problem is Personally I've never found any problem with GMO products. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5324 It seemed really real, I bit, and now I'm stuck with it. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5325 I sank the drone! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5326 No, I said "Man o' war" 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5327 Sharknadoll. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5328 Well, my 'vegan thing' isn't really working out if you must know. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5329 Your skin or mine? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5330 Good job. Next session we'll discuss the difference between death and plastic. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5331 I am big... It's the pictures that got small. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5332 I can't seem to sink my teeth into figure drawing. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5333 Do you call this alternative food ? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5334 You were right, only dummies go shark cage diving. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5335 I got you the mannequin, now make me that human-skin suit. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5336 I applaud you for sticking with your no-red-meat diet. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5337 Ok... it is my new diet, trying to cut down. Does my bod look buff yet? or My therapist recommended this, next week chewing gum. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5338 Mannequin challenge does not mean challenging you to find a mannequin. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5339 Well which dummy did you want me to assassinate? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5340 forget about it! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5341 Where do you think you are, Brooklyn? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5342 These are better for you...no artificial stuff like those wiggly ones. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5343 I just don't see the point of the Mannequin Challenge. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5344 They promote impossible standards in food. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5345 Was it labelled GMO? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5346 Black Beatles or not, pretty sure I nailed this challenge. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5347 Dude, you really missed the boat on this Mannequin Challenge. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5348 It's the latest diet craze. I've lost over 200 pounds. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5349 I needed a date for the prom. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5350 First I gave up fast food. Now you want me to eat organic? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5351 They try, I suppose. But chewing on one of these just isn't the same. I hate Sea World. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5352 New girlfriend? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5353 I'm practicing for my Florida beach trip. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5354 I told you that pitch wouldn't have legs. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5355 I asked Tommy about it. He said "Just go for it - what do you have to lose". 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5356 The fiberglass helps me floss daily. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5357 Maybe we'll get refugees next time... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5358 Wife put me on her vegan diet again. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5359 Hmmm, a bit bland. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5360 These models keep getting skinnier 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5361 They said I should give it a try on the "Manequin Challenge" so I went deep into it. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5362 Good news, you won't have to swim still holding your breath while I pin hemlines anymore. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5363 That's not how the Mannequin Challenge works. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5364 Another alternative fact 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5365 After Sea World, not a damn thing fits. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5366 But it’s not organic! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5367 Take human bites. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5368 Is that why they offered free shipping? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5369 Looks like we have to clean up the mess humans made of our oceans. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5370 I just don't want you to get hooked by the lure of Fashion Week darling... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5371 In my opine, they taste better when they're fresher - just saying! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5372 This is some high class munching. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5373 I'm trying to go vegan, but this fake meat is just inedible. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5374 The naked ones are a bit chewy. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5375 He said when you're a shark, they let you do it. Too bad, looks like this one's already been grabbed. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5376 The great thing about these e-humans... no second hand blood. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5377 It's my "alternative" dinner. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5378 It's a new bloodless sport--easier on the joints. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5379 It's Whole 30 compliant. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5380 It's of the healthy variety with no fat, no sodium, no sugar 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5381 I said I wanted a corn dog. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5382 It's apparently made entirely out of cuttlebone! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5383 They were right. Katy Perry is spicy but a little bland. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5384 Artificials 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5385 These artificial lures will ruin our man eater image. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5386 Christ, what are patterns for? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5387 I'm vegan. It's really not that hard. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5388 Listen Bruce, everyone knows you're a big fish when it comes to Shark Week, I just worry with Fashion Week, you'll be out of your depths. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5389 I requested a man eater. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5390 Virtual reality only works for humans 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5391 I have a lady friend coming over tonight. Here's ten bucks to go the movies. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5392 Let's just say nobody will ignore the wrap-up-your-speech music anymore. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5393 It's this new diet I'm trying. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5394 None of the other sharks had explained to Irving that the retail clothing industry was a shameless hoax. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5395 Thr coverage about me gas been false and angry. I'm talking like his hecause I have a real person in my mouth. It's not real, you say? Fake news! DISHONEST 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5396 But he isn't wearing anything at all! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5397 The Oscar win was great, but no Great Blacks were nominated. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5398 This is a fake human? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5399 There is just no flavor to this low calorie diet. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5400 Was my design really that bad? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5401 I told you it was just a display. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5402 I think I won the mannequin challenge 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5403 I think I broke a tooth. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5404 The intake inspector at Ellis couldn't spell "mannequin." 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5405 I ate the warp - this is all what's weft. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5406 Yes, you did already mention you're going vegetarian. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5407 I'm auditioning for 'America's Next Top Predator.' 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5408 It's last year's -- they gave it to a great white. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5409 We'll see how smart the dolphins are when they play their next game of chess. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5410 So what I'm practicing. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5411 Why doesn't this one have juice? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5412 Now dress him up in that net of yours and toss it back up. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5413 Doc told me to get off gluten. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5414 Where else am I supposed to keep my wigs? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5415 Is this some kind of a joke? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5416 It's the latest low carb diet. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5417 No... I didn't eat his arms so stop whining. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5418 It's as healthy as Pritikin, but tastier. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5419 You're right, that mannequin is quite fetching. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5420 Life's never been harder for scientologist juggalos like us. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5421 Certified organic. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5422 I'm lonely what can I tell you. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5423 Where did you say you saw that bottle of wine? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5424 I hate eating "G M O's. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5425 It's not quite going vegan. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5426 Mating dance of Manikin Sharks. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5427 I know its not organic but it's just as filling. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5428 Quit crying she won't feel a thing. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5429 I know, I know that it's an ersatz example." 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5430 Boomer. This is a terrible example for my pups! The arms are bitten off! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5431 Finding Needle. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5432 He said it would help my stutter. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5433 I was told this would help me lose a few pounds. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5434 Maybe Ariel can add it to her collection. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5435 I'm not sure that's what they meant by the challenge. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5436 I think I'm falling in love! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5437 Marcel tells me you use these as a dentifrice. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5438 I got her at a store selling swimwear. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5439 Congratulations Hector. Macy's will pay $100 for its return. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5440 "I've recently adopted a vegetarian diet - but I'm not sure how I feel about this fake human. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5441 I'm putting an end to this 'mannequin' craze, once and for all! 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5442 another externality of global warming 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5443 They say a vegetarian diet is better for you. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5444 They were all frozen with music playing in the background, I couldn't tell. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5445 I bring you the good parts, my love! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5446 Low fat diets are screwing up the catch. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5447 I'm on Oprah's new diet. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5448 Rather flamboyant ... yet fleshy and refined. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5449 This completes your dental checkup. Come back and see me in six months. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5450 We're leading into fashion week this year. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5451 Marine Biologists have successfully recorded this rarely observed shark mating ritual. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5452 Just pretending to be a mannequin is so 2016 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5453 There's more to you than I thought! 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5454 Remaining frozen in place is the challenge? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5455 When Shark Week tries the Mannequin Challenge 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5456 Not as tasty, but much less calories 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5457 [incomprehensible] 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5458 "I said, 'dressmaker's dummy', not 'incredibly yummy', you dimwit. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5459 I Like it better than a toothbrush. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5460 Is the business scalable? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5461 Thought you'd like to pracice. 1.0938 0.05326 64 61 0 3
5462 Hey, Doug. I've got myself a manne-fin." "Ugh, Karl, you're such a dummy. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
5463 I'm about to be reeled in, aren't I? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5464 You're always doing something weird, left shark 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
5465 They said it would taste authentic. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5466 Like I always say, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5467 I'm trying out a vegan lifestyle. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5468 This new lozenge seems to work. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5469 …and their wooden escalators are easy on the fins. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5470 I think this gluten-free diet has gotten out of hand. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5471 The President told me this was better than the real thing. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5472 Don't....it's GMO. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
5473 I am in training for the Democratic Party 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5474 I can still smell the perfume samples. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5475 I'm designing swimwear. This is my fashion dummy. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5476 Sorry, no appetizers, just the main course. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5477 The mannequin diet challenge, right? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5478 I've tried, but for me vaping is a poor substitute for huffing a real human. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5479 It satisfies my craving for them. Those things'll kill you. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5480 This high fiber diet isn't very tasty. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5481 The doctor said we need more sea garbage in our diet. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5482 Yes, it is on my weight watcher's diet. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5483 He keeps me on retainer. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5484 I think it's time to go organic, this GMO food doesn't taste as good. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5485 We don't sell the steak - we sell the crunch. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5486 That's not what they mean by 'mannequin challenge.' 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5487 It helps with dental pain. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5488 Hey Ma, this one is kind of crunchy and it won't stop talking! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5489 Aren't we doing a mannequin challenge? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5490 Yukko....worst prey ever. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5491 Organic free-range humans are overrated. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5492 I was told it's a gourmet human, but I dunno... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5493 Only tofuman and mannequinoa, and I feel great. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5494 "have you heard about those G.M.O.s"? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5495 THIS is the mannequin challenge! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5496 Sharkskin suits are so over. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5497 I dunno. These packaged meals... Maybe it's been in the freezer too long. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5498 My agent told me to lose weight before the next Planet Earth audition. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5499 It was Isaac Mizrahi. I chewed him down. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5500 The avant-garde didn't even move. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5501 As an apex predator, I'm always working out. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5502 It's a crash test gummy...Takata's giving 'em away 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5503 It was this or seitan porpoise. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5504 If you keep practicing son, someday you'll be a great catcher! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5505 Listen, I am already frozen in time, no need to do the mannequin challenge. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5506 Apex and Ethics aren’t mutually exclusive. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5507 Don't swallow it, it's akin to fake news. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5508 These vegan meat substitutes are terrible! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5509 Beats a cuttle bone. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5510 I'm calling an alternative entree. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5511 I know it's not Jonah, but, hey, I at least tried. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5512 Show more teeth next time. Imagine you're at the dentist. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5513 You should see how many lentils I have to eat. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5514 Man-I-Can eat this. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5515 Enough with the alternative food! Another inter-island ferry just capsized! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5516 I put on so much weight when we went to Myrtle Beach last summer, that I thought I would give it a try. It's supposed to suppress your appetite. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5517 Ever since they closed the farmers' market... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5518 This is a 'make it work' moment. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5519 Wait? This isn't vaping? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5520 Seems a bit oaky to me,Earle. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5521 If you thought the cinnamon challenge was something, wait'll you see this... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5522 I said I wanted the jelly-filled one. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5523 It's a scavenger hunt. What do you want from me? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5524 Costs more to have it filleted but worth it. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5525 You dolt. I said, "Fetch me a naprosyn." 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5526 Seems these are the only ones left. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5527 Are you sure it's "man" eater? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5528 Some designers still do it old school. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5529 "They say it's bad for me, but what can I do? I live in the projects and don't have access to good schools— I'm doing the cheapest way to survive. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5530 I've been looking for a new form of address 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5531 You're not listening to the alternative facts. This mannequin challenge was his idea. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5532 This high carb diet isn't so bad. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5533 Okay, you got me. There is someone else. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5534 Old chums... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5535 I thought you said bring me a mannequin eat. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5536 I thought I'd try it on for size. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5537 Do you think it's free range 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5538 "Mannequin overboard?" No, that's just an alternate fact. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5539 Actually, it doesn't taste like chicken. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5540 They're no well suited for everyone. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5541 It's Tapas. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5542 I got this one crossing near Galveston. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5543 You're fired! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5544 Dammit Frank, they did it again! I can't wait for shark week to be over. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5545 I know. It's not organic, but an occasional synthetic mineral and fiber in your diet is good for your game eye. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5546 I developed the taste after being an extra in Sharknado. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5547 That's the last time I send you to fetch a ramekin. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5548 Okay it doesn't look much like a fish but iwas starving! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5549 I heard about it on Shark Tank. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5550 I raided the Transformers set in pursuit of Spielberg. This was all I could get my jaws on. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5551 Mannekind is so dummpy. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5552 I'll take the high cholesterol--this faux meat tastes like sawdust! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5553 I mean, yeah, catch and release is fine, but the artificial bait--yuck. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5554 So much for professional courtesy 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5555 I know you feel sorry for them, but I think you've misunderstood "humanitarian". 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5556 Did someone threw one of Trump's top-notch performers at the inauguration overboard? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5557 This mannequin challenge is nothing like I expected, you? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5558 Owing to CTE, Coach no longer allows live scrimmages. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5559 I prefer them a bit more rare. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5560 If this is a Fonzi Scheme we're tunafish! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5561 The alternative fact of the matter is that it tastes like chicken. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5562 #oscarssogreatwhite 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5563 My version of the Mannequin Challenge. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5564 It's not what I really wanted, it doesn't taste very good, but at least I have one! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5565 I can get used to this rising ocean levels thing! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5566 I lure the Bi-pods in with it. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5567 It doesn't taste like human 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5568 I'm thinking about becoming a re-tailer. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5569 They say that flossing is not necessary but I don't believe it. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5570 I'd say life is exactly like a box of chocolates. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5571 He had his tailor making him a sharkskin suit on his on his yacht 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5572 Some "mannequin challenge"--it didn't even put up a fight! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5573 I wanted King Oscar as in sardines. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5574 "It's one of those alternative humans.' 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5575 They told me at Bloomingdales these tasted as good as the real ones. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5576 What? You lost your binky? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5577 Son, I’m afraid it’s not a good time for you to move out. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5578 It's delicious with the house dressing! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5579 Well, maybe you're making a good point, Sean. It's been a few hours, and between this maddening squeaky feeling in my teeth and that tedious chromatic ostinato of a double bass, it would actually be a bit of a relief. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5580 It's for my new line: Shark Jacobs 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5581 My therapist said I have an oral fixation. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5582 If I do the actual mannequin challenge I'll suffocate and die. This is close enough. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5583 New toy challenging hurtful belief in human superiority--as seen on Shark Tank TV. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5584 Vegan alternative? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5585 You should really try it--I feel loads better since I went vegan. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5586 I'm just much less angry since I became a manequin-eating shark. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5587 I couldn't resist trying it. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5588 You mean, like this? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5589 The label said 'No fat, no sugar, no GMO's'. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5590 This freezing in place for the Mannequin Challenge is killing me. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5591 Leftover from breakfast at Tiffany. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5592 I told you not to go GMO. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5593 It's part of my detox diet. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5594 Now we have to put up with false torsos. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5595 It's a new diet I found in Dummies for Sharks. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5596 I'm practicing for the real one 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5597 Fashionistas are way more predatory than I am. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5598 Mannequins are friends, not food. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5599 Keep it real. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5600 Popsicles! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5601 And why would I need matching shoes again? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5602 They're giving them away at Macy's, so "scavenger" is a tad misleading. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5603 Those Jets might think they're "the sweetest dressin' gang in pants" til they get a load of us 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5604 Yeah, couldn’t find any live ones. I’m feeling a bit of a dummy. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5605 Yes, they are filling but they don't taste like the real thing. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5606 It's seitan. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5607 This vegan diet is killing me. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5608 It's called a dress-maker's dummy -- not to be confused with a press-shaker's mannequin, although of late both have shown how serviceable they are. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5609 It came in the mail but the seal was broken 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5610 I'm on the mannequin diet 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5611 You fool that not our leader. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5612 Ladies casuals, second floor. This global warming is playing hell with our diet. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5613 I would like to get the real deal meal. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5614 Tim Gunn took issue with Heidi and Nina. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5615 I think we're gonna need a bigger bowtie. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5616 Nothing like being the top of the food chain in the garment business. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5617 I bet I can do something better for Kellyanne. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5618 Would you prefer coctail or mignette sauce? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5619 It's part of my high-carb diet. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5620 I said "I said 'mankind,' stupid, not 'mannequin.'" 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5621 You'll be a floater before you know it if you keep eating fake food. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5622 I work for the human rescue center 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5623 I'm bringing it to Dr. Kelly's to show him exactly how I want my fin job. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5624 Yeah, this vegan patty does taste like sawdust. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5625 Will your dad approve? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5626 Here we see the man eating shark realizing he hasn't broken his new years resolution to not be the man eating shark quite yet. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5627 You're such a dumby! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5628 I'm practicing in case they ever make a sequel to Jaws. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5629 Happiness is a chew called Manakin. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5630 This one is going in the trophy case! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5631 I've been testing the whole "negative calories" concept. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5632 After I saw this movie, I thought they might be more tasty. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5633 mmf ... mmfmff ... mmmm 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5634 Be a manakin eater, but you'll never be a great Great White. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5635 Can't you read? It clearly says "man" nequin" 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5636 #FreeatMelania 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5637 Nice, but I bought a fishequin on Amazon. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5638 Sorry. Manikin American steak again. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5639 The Wi-Fi reception here is poor. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5640 Did you say ruffage or refugee? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5641 You are going out on a limb, at least while you still have one, swimming in these waters. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5642 That's from one of the coke-yachts at Cannes right? Nice. Or maybe Art Basel? Doesn't matter just eat it. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5643 I believe an alternative fact. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5644 I'm calling it Melania. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5645 Mannequin? I'd rather eat a pelican. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5646 Look, it's about time that 'Shark Week' surpasses 'Fashion Week' in the ratings. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5647 Mannequin challenge winner. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5648 Only dead sea salt art. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5649 I'm on this new diet, it's called faux human! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5650 You're pretending to be a vegan just to be difficult. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5651 "We're gonna need a bigger Haberdashery"! 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5652 Does that make me short-sighted or far-sighted? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5653 I'm in training until the sales are over. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5654 Don't you want to play with any of your learning games? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5655 I think it is akin to a human. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5656 This doesnt't taste as good as I thought it would. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5657 I am on a new diet 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5658 Leftovers again? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5659 GMO's just ruin the flavor. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5660 The Mannequin Challenge doesn't work when you need to keep moving to breathe, so this will have to do. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5661 Great—another unrealistic body standard for female sharks. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5662 Apparently the term "natural food" lacks sufficient standards. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5663 We're gonna need a bigger appetite. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5664 Just practicing my turnovers. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5665 Is that one of those gnash test dummies? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5666 Now you're just sharklifting for the sake of it Gerry. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5667 This is a challenge. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5668 I was thinking about making a white sharkskin dinner jacket--but these manniquins never quite match my body type! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5669 "Bloody hell! I thought you were onto something here." Katie Armstrong, Wheaton, Ill. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5670 It's the latest low carb diet. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5671 Only good tasting humans get to be shark bait. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5672 " Now listen closely. In today's lesson, we will study the alternative facts of life". 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5673 Krill of my dreams. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5674 I'm working on my beach body 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5675 I thought I was saving a fellow Lawyer! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5676 Manokin..not Manashevitz! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5677 Yuck! It's test like dried homosepian! 1.0806 0.04768 62 59 1 2
5678 It's an e.human to help me curb my addictive habit. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5679 You may have won the mannequin challenge but you'll never beat me at carpool karaoke. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5680 Did I do it? Did I do the Mannequin Challenge? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5681 Because the flavor is much better than the alternative. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5682 Look, we're sharks. We don't eat quiche. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5683 We can use this dummy for our 'Jump the Trump' competition 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5684 All you can eat litter for the next 4 years! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5685 I'm working for ICE now. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5686 See, it's safe for every fad diet. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5687 What you said "the manikin challenge" 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5688 Its nutritionist-prescribed for cravings. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5689 It's the new pseudobiotic diet. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5690 It has less sugar than the average swimmer 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5691 This is the 5th one I am eating today- you can't stop me from winning the mannequin challenge, Linda! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5692 These humans today taste much different now that they're all dead. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5693 No, it's my bad. I should have been more clear. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5694 Thought you'd want to be a clothes horse. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5695 They got the best swag at "Shark Tank" parties. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5696 My doctor has me on the cave-manikin diet. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5697 It's a "2" day. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5698 You lied. You told me they were just crunchy on the inside. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5699 How much do I owe ya? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5700 Yeah, it's a challenge. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5701 I preferred the Harlem Shake! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5702 Hi, honey -- I picked up some salmon for lunch! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5703 Did he die hard? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5704 He's a fisherman, right? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5705 This one won't leave a blood trail! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5706 "This hors d'oeuvre is no substitute 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5707 NOW JOHN, I KNOW THAT THE DUMMY REMINDS YOU OF YOUR MOTHER, SO I'M GOING TO TAKE IT BACK TO MY HOUSE AND JUST...PUT IT IN THE CORNER. 1.0667 0.04674 60 58 0 2
5708 This mannequin really bites 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5709 Oh, I thought it was a bit tough. Or let it be: it tastes like chicken 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5710 It almost came to fisticuffs. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5711 Climate apocalypse is down here too! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5712 They said it was dietetic! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5713 Every makover shark should have one. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5714 Next season on Project Runway: Left Shark. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5715 Here's the last import to the United States. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5716 It's wasabi-flavored? 1.0667 0.04674 60 58 0 2
5717 This human had cockroach's blood 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5718 I like the zero calories but frankly this new diet is a bust. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5719 Jealous dubbed, "[Ocean] Garbage Can", during [Trump] [week]. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5720 I'm watering down the design. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5721 On the Waterfront. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5722 ...but I thought we agreed to go organic! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5723 Don't start up with me, you collect snuffboxes. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5724 It's a kind-a- man ! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5725 It looks like online retail is here to stay . 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5726 No, no -- I said we need a paladin. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5727 We've had a lot of issues weaning her off the binky. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5728 Jealous yet? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5729 Look, "Mares eat oats, and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy...." So why can't sharks eat mannequins? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5730 Do you even know what the challenge is about? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5731 It's tender, but it could use a little more seasoning! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5732 Seltzer with mime, coming up. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5733 Nice catch, but where's the human factor? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5734 I asked for medium rare. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5735 You are way above the legal limit to be swimming in the pacific! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5736 I'm glad you're amused! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5737 It's part of my New Year's man-lite diet. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5738 Whaa? The mannequin challenged me! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5739 Dumbass thought he was on Twitter, got him for a great deal on eBay! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5740 Oh my.... Not again! 1.0667 0.04674 60 58 0 2
5741 You got any dental floss? These splinters are stuck between my teeth and won't wash out. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5742 You did say you were looking for a change. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5743 Oh No!!!It's a Trump Tide- 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5744 I see you slid out on me again! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5745 No thanks. I only eat non-GMO certified humans. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5746 I heard you had a haddock. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5747 To be candid, I could care less about getting to Carnegie Hall. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5748 It will give you indigestion! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5749 You really like suchi? I much prefer them sautéed. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5750 So I just learned the 'Mannequin Challenge' is like so last year, and it doesn't even involve mannequins.... 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5751 This one was not eating organic. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5752 I thought they were supposed to taste like seal? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5753 We're gonna need a bigger Dish. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5754 You're gonna need a bigger belt. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5755 I just got the underwater rights to the mannequin challenge 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5756 What? I'm a Scavenger shark, I could probably get a fin for it. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5757 Because I heard that rich folks brought a trunk when they traveled. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5758 I'm not impressed. The styles last year were so delicious! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5759 It's orthodontically correct. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5760 Honestly, I have no moral reservations about fast fashion. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5761 Are real humans also full of pins? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5762 I thought it was a girlikon. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5763 They tossed this old Trump model because the head is too small. It couldn't hold the ego. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5764 Wait. . . are you mad? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5765 Bruce, I don't care if it tastes like the real thing, you and I both know I cheat easily on diets. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5766 Amazon's impact on traditional retail has made going vegan so much easier. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5767 It's part of the outpatient program. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5768 One step at a time. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5769 Mann, E quin really taste the difference. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5770 I'm afraid alternative facts don't meet my dietary needs. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5771 Was dinner 100% cotton, organic and local? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5772 Don't drool we're not a school. 1.0667 0.04674 60 58 0 2
5773 Come on, if they were really trying to catch us they would at least find us one with beautiful hair and sexy legs. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5774 I know you told me, Jim,...but alternative facts are so damn addicting, it's crazy! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5775 We are on a row food diet this week 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5776 Ok, alright, I'm really going to start start my diet tomorrow 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5777 Watch their faces when they realise we can walk 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5778 It's really not bad with secret sauce. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5779 It's for your upcoming Killer Whale Certification! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5780 That's not what I meant by the mannequin challenge. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5781 I thought it was time to put some teeth into the Mannequin Challenge. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5782 I wannted to challenge the mannequin. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5783 Say hello to my little friend. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5784 They were out of Baby Alive. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5785 I thought you were bringing a human. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5786 I am sink or swim neutral 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5787 I feel inspired by our new President 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5788 I'm telling you, it was all dressed up like Quint. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5789 that's not how you do the mannequin challenge larry! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5790 Yum that looks good, can I have a bite? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5791 This one tastes stale. Here, you take a bite. What do you think? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5792 I promised Michelle Obama I would cut down on fat. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5793 What? It's not GMO. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5794 Check it out. Personalized toothpicks! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5795 You think you're going to the Women's March with that? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5796 How's that new implant doing? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5797 I've decided to become a mannequinarian. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5798 That was ba-dumb. 1.0667 0.04674 60 58 0 2
5799 This vegan diet just isn't the same. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5800 Have you thought of running for political office? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5801 They're gonna need a bigger coat. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5802 Bob, why the sad face? The election's over. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5803 I said I like eating man with my kin... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5804 Sharp bite. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5805 They didn't have it in my size. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5806 It was a can of people 1.0667 0.04674 60 58 0 2
5807 I've tasted better. It's a little overcooked and chewy. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5808 These decoys are not good for your teeth, even though the flavor is spot on. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5809 It's for the youngsters' lunch. They make such a fuss if they're given legs. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5810 I'm setting this decoy here. I've heard they like to congregate at the "water cooler". 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5811 Well, it trickled down... 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5812 Tastes like a pillow, you idiot! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5813 Hey, clean up the home waters and grab some plastic pussy; it's a mission. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5814 This Trump dummy was anatomically correct, so I saved you his other head Hillary. 1.0667 0.04674 60 58 0 2
5815 I'm working towards my permanent Predator's License... or, My school is totally progressive; it's a personekin... 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5816 I know it's not a man, but it's akin to one. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5817 What do you mean just the display? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5818 Couture, or Prêt–à–Porter? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5819 Nothing to see here, move along... 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5820 I told you bite your tongue, didn't I? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5821 I'm hoping this will enhance my teeth's sharkness. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5822 Honey pass the cranberry sauce. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5823 When they said the owner likes to clown around -- I had no idea this is what they meant. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5824 Waitress, could I please have a side order of blood? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5825 Starting today, it's the only alternative. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5826 2016 was a memorable year for everyone on the left. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5827 This season put some teeth into your designs. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5828 Heide said "You're out" so I grabbed this on the way. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5829 Lori Greiner said she is in for 15% and $200,000. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5830 It was the Unconventional Materials challenge. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5831 Make it work. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5832 Being a man-eater isn't all sunshine and rainbows. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5833 I am pitching my invention to Mark Cuban this afternoon. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5834 The Donald said that this makes me a man eating shark. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5835 Going to hit the gym, too? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5836 ... "What" 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5837 Who knew crabs liked worsted wool? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5838 Now THIS is a mannequin challenge. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5839 Tastier than Trump's Inaugural cake. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5840 It is certainly tough but you know sharks can not be picky 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5841 Have you tried one of these lately? Kinda of tough to chew, what are they eating up there? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5842 I found a man down unduh 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5843 It's the Atkins diet. It's literally a dummy of Dr. Atkins. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5844 Just tell everyone it's delicious and hope the mermaids don't ask any questions... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5845 It's called bespoke gastronomy. And it's high in fiber too! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5846 Man-I-Can't wait to see what that surfboard tastes like. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5847 Usually, they are more pliable 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5848 No mannequin... No mannequin! You're the mannequin! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5849 No. I didn't win the challenge so they threw this mannequin to me so I'd leave. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5850 Feefl kah mee FO fake. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5851 Isn't it blatant discrimination that the Oscars are given only to human actors? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5852 The kids a!ways gra. The led antigen The kids always grab the legs and wings. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5853 Brenda, for the last time, stop putting our lunch in the freezer. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5854 Handling the world's prickliest blowfish! 1.0667 0.04674 60 58 0 2
5855 She's the Bond girl for Shark Week. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5856 Meet my fake muse. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5857 Sorry, I can't guarantee an hour of happiness. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5858 It's a bit bland, but it fits our diet. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5859 I'm going to get rid of artificial ingredients after this. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5860 I am auditioning for mannequin week. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5861 So I said, "Mannequin? More like mannecan't!" Amirite? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5862 But it's an authentic Venus de Moro! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5863 What do you mean the challenge was trickier this week as everyone was marching ? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5864 Man, my teeth are achin'. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5865 Would you like a bite? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5866 It's synthetic, but at least it doesn't have any GMOs. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5867 Do you like plastic? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5868 Tastes like nothing, but contains less chemicals. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5869 Really? Only the small plate? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5870 Stu, shark week auditions aren't until April. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5871 They don't make them crunchy more. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5872 Where is the route for the March? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5873 Don't give me that look, if Ariel could have her own treasure then I can have my own clothing shop! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5874 Ever had tuna dressing? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5875 This mannequin, like my love for you, will last forever, Valentine. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5876 We leave next week for the coast. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5877 I've had many before, but now I'm stuck on this one... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5878 All we need now is Andrew McCarthy. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5879 All you need are Tic Tacs. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5880 This not the right way to do the mannequin challenge? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5881 Now you're just being a jerk. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5882 I told Mark Cuban I'd give him both arms if he'd back my fashion idea. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5883 These deep-sea drones have become such a menace. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5884 I went shopping and this was the most appealing thing I found 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5885 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5886 Whaddya mean plastic? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5887 "Look at my awesome new chew toy! It feels just like the real thing." said one shark to the other. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5888 That's not Skywalker, you idiot! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5889 I think we should raise Hazel mannequarian 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5890 It was the smell of blood. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5891 I think this meal needs a little salt. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5892 Like my new pet? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5893 I've told you before it's not current 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5894 check the size - i don't trust those online retailers 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5895 Are you gonna clown around all day or are you gonna order already? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5896 I can't resist a good photo op! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5897 A great white shark and a fake model, are you kidding me? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5898 Since the National Monument designation, this is all I've been able to get. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5899 Or alternatively - a little man with no brains, real guts, or heart. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5900 They say it,s a man she It sort of has a rubbery taste. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5901 This prescribed low-fat diet is gonna kill me... 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5902 From a distance it looked real. There are thousands left on the mall if you want one. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5903 my moonlight binges are gone 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5904 mannequin challenge bitch lol 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5905 This is the only way I can partake in the mannequin challenge. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5906 Two other guys besides you have to walk in before there’s a joke. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5907 Is that your display of affection? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5908 It's part of "extreme vetting. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5909 Like squid, but with more flavor. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5910 New job at the White House got you down? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5911 bad for the teeth, good for the ego. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5912 These new veggie surfers aren't half bad. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5913 Hey.. is it made in USA? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5914 Found lots in the Potomac after his speech. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5915 nothing like organics 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5916 It tastes horrible, but if I ever want to return to fashion merchandising I'm all set. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5917 It’s a facsimile for our tutorials. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5918 You're gonna need a figure fitting coat. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5919 You can display your baby teeth necklace on it. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5920 See Pete, global warming is the chance to make our dreams come true. Remember when Dad told us no shark could ever make it to Madison... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5921 Just you wait. I'm going to stir things up. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5922 You bring me shark bait?? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5923 I'm a tailor, not a biter. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5924 I don't think this human is fatty enough. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5925 The plot for the Mannequin Week Crossover Episode was admittedly thin. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5926 I know we’re under the sea, but the Mannequin Challenge was so 2016. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5927 Guess, no retracting our commentary on that last contestant. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5928 You're killing the Mannequin Challenge! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5929 It's the closest you'll ever get to being a window dresser!! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5930 Apparently there's no genetic modification. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5931 Fitting preyer into my day. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5932 That mannequin wasn't really a challenge." Or "I'm trying the vegan, gluten-free lifestyle, but really, it's tasteless. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5933 I heard the POTUS job will be opening soon. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5934 They said my idea wasn't scaleable. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5935 One lousy Jawsbreaker is all I could find in this fragile food delta. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5936 I'm on the Parsons' diet 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5937 Why are you eating Kim Cattrall? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5938 Tastes almost like the real thing. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5939 "I see you've been dumpster diving at a Macy's going out of business sale". 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5940 I'm disappointed it doesn't have arms or legs. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5941 Good taste, they say. Taste good? No way! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5942 This is what happens when you mess with Mr. Wonderful 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5943 It's tofu. i'm still vegetarian, but sometimes I crave 'em. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5944 I'm making a sharkskin suit. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5945 Do you come here often? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5946 I can't believe it's not Harry. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5947 Its called the dress form diet. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5948 I blame Trump. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5949 Tableau vivant? non, non ~ c'est Mannequin Challenge !! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5950 "I'm trying to quit. The habit is deveouring! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5951 Sorry, I'll still need to see some ID for the Seltzer water. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5952 A little too chewy for my taste! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5953 The real thing has too much blood sugar. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5954 And booby makes three. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5955 Well, wise guy...and a "La, Tea, Doe" to you! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5956 Why?... mecause miff's famossed hoo come hoo rife ah minnigh. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5957 Shark skin is all the rage this year. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5958 They didn't like my take on the shark suit.... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5959 This new diet has its skeptics, but I swear I've lost ten pounds! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5960 cash me ousside how bow dah 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5961 They must have been on a gluten-free diet. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5962 It taste like a Trump appointee. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5963 MqFood 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5964 Cool, isn't it? It's toy belonging to a 4 year old refugee child who drowned thanks to Trump's immigration policy. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5965 I'm a vegan now so I'm going to judge you. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5966 I ordered fat free meat. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5967 We'll upgrade to batons before the Olympic trials. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5968 Well here's a mannequin, and getting it was a challenge. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5969 I bought it at a "whale of a sale". 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5970 manikins are friends, not food. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5971 It's called "Man-in-a-Can." 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5972 can't think of anything funny to garble at this time 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5973 LOSE YOUR GLASS AGAIN? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5974 You can't always get every Man-a-Kin you want! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5975 This is what you get for calling me a Fashionista! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5976 I can't resist fake chews. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5977 Can you believe I am going to be on Shark Tank next week? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5978 Just pick a more sustainable resolution next year. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5979 Macy's is currently looking for a mannequin eating shark. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5980 Did I win the mannequin challenge? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5981 Fine, I get dieting, but that's not dinner. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5982 I've developed a taste for plastic. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5983 Too crisp, we need to turn it into a man again 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5984 I said attack the man in a cage, not can. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5985 I thought they said it was a closthes off sale. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5986 I am under her skin. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5987 Am I late to the Mannequin Challenge? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5988 That's not the Mannequin Challenge. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5989 I wish we needed clothes, I have such a taste for fashion. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5990 I’m wondering if phony news and phony swimmers are part and parcel of the same zietgiest 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5991 Got any toothpicks? These splinters are murder. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5992 I told you, I wanted a womannequin! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5993 Sorry, that's not the dummy that makes you a world-wide hero. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5994 You wanted a toothpick, will this used Oscar do? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5995 You can call me "Rex Killerson." 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5996 But why so skinny? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5997 Good job! You passed. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5998 what is that"" it's going to help us look fin- tastic 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5999 But I thought it was better then jewelry. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6000 I'm thinking her name is Sewnomore. 1.0667 0.04674 60 58 0 2
6001 My first Barbie doll. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6002 Wanna Plat catch? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6003 Don't tell me you haven't heard of the deconstructed food trend... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6004 Global warming has it's rewards. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6005 I thought she was about to try to jump over me. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6006 There's always kids birthday parties 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6007 I kneaded this for a seamless meal! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6008 I bought this for oral satisfaction, but it doesn't taste good. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6009 Parkay! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6010 Gender really is a spectrum 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6011 They say it's a manniquin but I'm not taking any chances. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6012 We live in dangerous times. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6013 Just seeing how it fits. 1.0667 0.04674 60 58 0 2
6014 How many times have i told you not to play sith your food? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6015 Um Uh Um Uh Um....I can't talk when I have....um, uh, um.....when I have this thing in my mouth! ?? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6016 'The GMO'S just aren't as tasty.' 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6017 I give this as my alternative ending to Super Bowl XLIX. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6018 Wanna taste Man Kin? Next time I'll try Female Kin. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6019 Think it'll catch on? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6020 I voted for him because he said I'd eat so many people I'd get tired of eating people. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6021 Tasted like pineapple upside down cake 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6022 You can't go around grabbing young ladies. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6023 Then bite down for a tasty treat. Now you try. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6024 Oh. So you're going to act like a dog now. Well... show me your paw? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6025 I think I'll call it Homo Stultus. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6026 Hmm, must be a new special serving today, and it didn't try to escape! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6027 They seem to lack the protein of the others. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6028 I'm on another dum diet! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6029 Can't seem to break the skin on this one; it's really putting up a struggle. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6030 I thought that it was food.. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6031 The first one I'm deleting today. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6032 I had no idea they'd run out so fast. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6033 Mannequins: the peanut brittle of torsos. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6034 Aww dang!!!! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6035 Not everything that falls out of their boats is necessarily tasty at all. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6036 Mannequin eating challenge. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6037 Sorry dear...thought you said to pick up something glute free. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6038 I went back for seconds and the man said he'd feed me a man akin of the woman I ate. I guess he a had a bone to pick. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6039 I thought it would help keep fashion jobs in the U.S. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6040 I don't get it. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6041 Of course he's human - he voted! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6042 It's a new yoga move. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6043 Don't judge me for practicing for the real thing. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6044 This one don't taste so good...can I send him back? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6045 Hey..you know I am on a diet 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6046 Check out my entry for the Mannequin Challenge 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6047 It was accused by the new guy of participation in voter fraud. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6048 This doesn't taste as good as the last one! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6049 It’s ocean-marinated, grainy, and dry. Man, let’s call it jerky. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6050 It's not dinner, it's the mannequin challenge! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6051 Trying the mannequin-ranean diet 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6052 I see you read the 'Man I Can" selfhelp book. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6053 Oh, here she comes, she's a man eater! 1.0656 0.04598 61 59 0 2
6054 It was billed as a Barrcuda Sale! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6055 And Trevor's date, the ugly mermaid, is a snob. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6056 Sure, but every diet has its drawbacks. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6057 Mom says I can take my training-human out soon. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6058 Is it soya-based? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6059 This is from my Toys for Kids shop. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6060 Pudding? 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6061 I knew by that blank stare that you weren't listening when I said I was taking up haberdashery! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6062 So you say now! 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6063 We had an EMT over for lunch. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6064 Trust me, it's inedible. You're thinking of Mandy Patinkin. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6065 Do you have an hour to listen to me list the virtues of going vegan? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6066 Fake humans don't taste as good. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6067 Next year I will be up earlier on Black Friday 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6068 I have always fantasizes about being Jaws. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6069 I brought you this cyber stem bouquet. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6070 It was pitched to me as a taylor-made diet. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6071 It doesn't taste like the real deal 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6072 No, I said we should dress FOR dinner. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6073 It's called the mannequin challenge. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6074 Did you really say "Bring a yummy"? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6075 Seems you've found the Venus of dummies. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6076 That's a fisherman's message. It means old Slashfin sleeps with the canned tuna. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6077 Damn, this mock Matt Lauer is giving me gas. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6078 Global warming? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6079 I won the mannequin challenge. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6080 A new species, we'll swim fast again, promise, it will happen. And I mean fast. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6081 Someone already got the tasty legs and wings." "You sure that's not a surfboard? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6082 Organic clothing my friend, organic clothing ... 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6083 I'm doing well, Beau. So, how about you? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6084 Wang, Gucci, Lauren...off to prove I too can tweak top ten trends of this season's silhouette. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6085 If you see one of theses you grab it. It's the only kinda woman that won't grab back nowadays. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6086 Challenge this. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6087 It was the only item left at the going out of business sale. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6088 O, It's raining Man-icans!!! Hallelujah! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6089 Changing my name from Mr. Wonderful to Mr. Fabulous. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6090 This new meat substitute is terrible. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6091 she taastes funny 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6092 Well either you didn't like your new suit or your on a fad diet 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6093 Now we can start our fishline clothes 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6094 We won't be able to get the shot if this mechanical human keeps acting up. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6095 Check out the new little spot just north of here. The gull said it's called Macy's. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6096 Still out of your league, man. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6097 Dre "Dress rehearsal" 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6098 The simulation ends today. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6099 My turn. Remember, let go when I yell 'Pull'. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6100 You got one, Did you? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6101 It reminded me of my grandmother. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6102 Are you on an alternative diet? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6103 The Mannequin Challenge plagues the Ocean too. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6104 Donkey!" "Jackass 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6105 It's the Emporer's new painting. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6106 Thi wasn't in your profile. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6107 Sorry to chat and chew--gotta run to hot yoga and then my master class in algae fermentation! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6108 . . . but there was no GMO label. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6109 What’s this?! Everybody’s left the blue states? 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6110 Better than the license plate but you need more schooling. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6111 The kid needs teething relief. He has a row of teeth coming in. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6112 My teeth are stick, and no it's not calming. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6113 It's the new fashion in pacifiers. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6114 Man eating not mannequin! 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6115 Sorry pal, I'm cutting you off the seltzer. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6116 Final exam at Shark U., devouring the mannequin. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6117 How do you swallow your convenience food? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6118 Alternative meal for you ? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6119 I think sharkskin's coming back! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6120 Im now a mannequin-tarian 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6121 Organic tastes better, too. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6122 It's this new diet 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6123 Russian dummy, Russian mannequin--Potato-Potato! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6124 They're gonna need a bigger coat. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6125 It's the latest thing, a pacifier for grownups. It helps when i get the urge.... 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6126 Does this mean, I win the mannequin challenge? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6127 Um, Dory wanted me to have it. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6128 Haven't you heard of veganuary? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6129 No! That's not Chum -That's Charm! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6130 Do you want to dance? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6131 The Evolution of the Shadow. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6132 What????? 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6133 Grandad told me not to take any wooden nickels but I could never have imagined this! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6134 It's the low-fat alternative 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6135 (This image does not need a caption. It is intrinsically funny in the best way.) 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6136 Are you thinking of dressing her in sharkskin? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6137 Captain Trump said it would be delicious, just like seal. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6138 Just because a mannequin doesn't mean a woman can't. 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
6139 We're not staying with your mother. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6140 My new friend, Tessie the Trainer for Tots. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6141 You know, Michael Pollan has a point. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6142 Jason Wu didn’t need it anymore. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6143 Where's the priest and the rabbi? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6144 In my day, there used to be "No Dumping" signs. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6145 The mere mention of a principal idea would wilt a flow of quizzes without waste. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6146 My apologies everyone, I didn't realize there would be a wall here. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6147 Good thing we're prehistoric. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6148 Now the other mannequins will fear you 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6149 Just knowing "Heimlich" will improve our P.R.. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6150 GIVE ME A MINUTE, I CAN NEVER REACH MY BACK TEETH WITH THE FLOSS STRING. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6151 Now that Trump's president all we get are fake humans down here. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6152 No, I think *you're* disappointed. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6153 Hey Bruce, where do you find all these gadgets? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6154 Times are tough. A good meal is hard to find. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6155 Long day Mr. Press secretary? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6156 Let's see how long this sewing phase lasts. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6157 Respect man! How did you get to pull her? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6158 Let me guess. You want a clown royal 1.0351 0.03509 57 56 0 1
6159 It was quite a challenge to secure this item. 1.0351 0.03509 57 56 0 1
6160 'I was looking for a man with little hands, but will this piece of garbage work instead?' 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6161 Hey, what do you think of the new sharkskin dress?...get it, sharkskin dress!? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6162 Didn't I tell you to start eating organic? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6163 I'm trying to cut down on my carbs but the shell on this one is tough. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6164 You and Schumpeter can have your creative destruction. As a Keynesian, abstract models are just fine with me. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6165 Be authentic 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6166 MINE MINE MINE 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6167 A + for your test 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6168 It's the extremely low FODMAP diet. 1.0351 0.03509 57 56 0 1
6169 Haven't we met before? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6170 Mine, mine!! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6171 But Mom, all the cool pups are going! Can I go, pleeease? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6172 I'm Wilfred's re-enactor. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6173 It's used, but it's adjustable. 1.0351 0.03509 57 56 0 1
6174 I'm holding on to my old fashion appetite. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6175 Not a man again, we agreed to stick to soylent 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6176 If only the executive action was as clear as blood. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6177 I'm sorry Bubbles, you know I can't serve dish soap. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6178 Have I ever told you the joke about the clown that walked into a bar? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6179 What say you, Water-Elephant? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6180 It's a bit of extra work, but dressing made from scratch is way more appetizing. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6181 Make a Mannequin Great Again. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6182 I'm sorry but the last clown we hired ran off with the circus. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6183 Sorry, Charlie. StarKist wants tuna who are dressed in sharkskin suits. Not tasteless, naked mannequins. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6184 Dummy, you just bit into a tailor's ship.. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6185 You've taken up kickboxing? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6186 That is the worst dressed human I have ever seen. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6187 I think this one will pair nicely with Pinot Noir. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6188 What's mine is yours. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6189 Shark Week-rexia 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6190 Mannequin use a bite. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6191 we are sharks and this is a mannequin in my mouth how hilarious ha ha ha this is strange for there are sharks on earth but usually not with mannequins really makes you think about the state of the world #KONY2012 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6192 It's that doll from 1987 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6193 Man I can, use a drink with this. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6194 Good form but your fins were in the wrong place. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6195 My grandfather Bruce used to dine out with actresses. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6196 Pierre Franey does it better, but this is good. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6197 I think you're going to need a bigger wardrobe. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6198 Wanna share?" "Nope. That's a mannequin, Mack, not a man! Bloodless. Tasteless. A bit tough around the edges. 1.0351 0.03509 57 56 0 1
6199 I must have a stuffy nose, because there's absolutely no flavor. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6200 Any floss? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6201 Play against existance. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6202 No, it's a real person - huge. 1.0351 0.03509 57 56 0 1
6203 It's like a duck decoy. I'm have a yen for designer." "It's a designer decoy. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6204 Isn't that interesting! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6205 OK, so it's not organic....I'm hungry. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6206 'Let's dress her in sharkskin.' 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6207 The lesser known Paper Tiger Shark. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6208 That designer dress sure was good. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6209 What? They ran out of caviar. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6210 Apparently sharks in southern waters have stronger teeth because of it 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6211 "Yeah, I'm your uncle and I say 'if you quack like a duck, your a duck', property tax $1.00 a glass no matter where you sit". 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6212 I thought you said, "this mannequin carnage stops right here. Right now." 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6213 Drones don't swim! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6214 Have you read the report "bin Laden Determined To Strike In Atlantic"? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6215 Got it at a a fire sale. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6216 Shall we shred it to pieces together? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6217 Wanna Plat catch? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6218 I thought they said rising sea levels would bring us closer to human flesh, not these plastic people! The last thing we need is more trash around here. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6219 I've told you before! I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6220 Do you think we can resell this at the sea-bottom sale? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6221 Oh, you meant Oscar as in the fish 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6222 Water you doing. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6223 Do you think this style is going to be "in?" 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6224 I told you it wasn't our leftovers. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6225 #FreeatMelania 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6226 So, he wasn't doing the "Challenge" then? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6227 I promised you a model, darling. This is all Sak's had left. It's for the emperor's new clothes. Even jumping the shark is beyond Trump's press secretary. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6228 Want to try some fish sticks? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6229 I overbite when he overreaches 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6230 Mannequins are friends, not food. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6231 My dad always said "If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself" and he was so right! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6232 Oh or hark hin hoots hor ish guy. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6233 No sugar. The dental plan, I'm working on. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6234 Look's like you got yourself a ringer! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6235 You didn't leave some for me!? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6236 John – he said when you're a shark, you can do anything! You know where to grab her. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6237 So then I was like, "You work on commission? BIG mistake." 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6238 How did I know it wasn't real! I followed it in from Mexico and a border patrol shot it in the head. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6239 My personal trainer says to go for the widest area. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6240 I'm the perfect sewing machine. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6241 All it had was fur.. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6242 And what about the 17 still in the car? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6243 Amazon must be rising again. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6244 What?...It was a McQueen. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6245 Now your taking this DNA free diet thing too far. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6246 Time to see a dentist.... can't chew the metallaquin again! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6247 That girl is a real crowd pleaser... 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6248 We need a better play for nabbing Mr. Wonderful. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6249 Its how I am dealing with my my heroine addiction. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6250 The artificial Soylent Green today is particularly tasty. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6251 You knuckle head, that's a MANnequin of WAR! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6252 They asked me to make it fit into a size 0. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6253 Look at it as yet another American worker replaced by automation 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6254 Nick, I think I'm ready to see the eye doctor. I don't this one is real either and I'm SO hungry!!!! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6255 Tywofo! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6256 This mannequin immediately regretted attempting the new social fad, "The Human Challenge". 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6257 Mr. Cuban your offer is too low. Lori, Daymond are you still in! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6258 I see you are following through with Immigration Vetting...but I guess you decided not to discriminate. So, what happened to the ones that got away? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6259 You're boring me 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6260 I got it for almost nothing at a going out of business sale. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6261 It's a new diet.... 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6262 Don't move a muscle. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6263 I don't see what all the fuss is about. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6264 Recommended by GOOP, to help improve bite strength. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6265 Want some Fashion Week swag? 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6266 This is love Mom!!! 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6267 I know, I know; but when they said a manikin was near the surface I thought it might be Obama. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6268 Be aggressive, it will give you more chances in life. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6269 They're not as tasty as you would think 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6270 Hurry, it's Black Friday sales day at SeaWorld! 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6271 Work Vehicle: Do Not Follow 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6272 I'm serious, it tastes just like real meat. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6273 I thought it was on the menu. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6274 Looks like you're going to have to settle for seconds. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6275 I'm sorry Fred but HR isn't budging on your requested amendments to the definition of "business casual." 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6276 Jamey, this thing tastes like dolphin semen. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6277 My tailor told me it was a perfect fit. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6278 Better reviews, higher gross, and more sequels. But, IT HAS A CHALLENGE and we don't. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6279 I never put myself in that fishbowl of you're an Oscar winner 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6280 Needs must! 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6281 -You are out of practice D. That's not a real mannequin! 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6282 I told you not to eat junk food. That has too many artificial ingredients! 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6283 What do you mean I sound like Gary Johnson? 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6284 Everybody needs a goal. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6285 I'm not sure Light-a-Match.com is the right dating site for me. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6286 Out of my way while I return this stroller for a baby refill. Don't you know plastic is not good for the sea? Recycle, recycle. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6287 The fifth dentist couldn't comment. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6288 Don't move. Just trust me. We'll be famous! 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6289 Great news. FIVE more swim trunk orders. Demand is high! I won't sleep again tonight. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6290 jerry: it's a man cub, i'm taking him under my fin, and melody: poor thing is too stiff hell just sink let go honey 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6291 They forgot to lock the doors. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6292 This should only take 5 minutes... 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6293 This isn't 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6294 Nice try but it's not Hillary you've got there! 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6295 There's something wrong with this picture. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6296 Another kid punch you? 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6297 Your children aren't afraid of you because you're a clown. They're afraid of you because you're an alcoholic. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6298 I thought supermodel mannequins gave us pathetically little to eat, but this mannequin is even worse. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6299 The sharkskin was OK, but there wasn´t much meat on this bone. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6300 No, just the waterboarding. Haliburton got everything else. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6301 Diet & Exercise 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6302 I just received a fax. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6303 I swear it's gluten free 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6304 What do you think the odds are on this one? 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6305 Only three things to remember: practice, practice, practice. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6306 The Shark Tank sent a message to Mr Wonderful ..... don't even think about it. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6307 Are you REALLY going to swallow Jonah? 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6308 Your interpretation of our 'Clown Sundae' special is literally incorrect. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6309 New on the menu - manis and pedis to go! 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6310 Not much with what's left. I understand the appendages make a good soup. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6311 Another mannequin challenge ruined, I see. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6312 It was man to man 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6313 It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6314 what you see as a dummy, is free eats for me 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6315 Some lady was telling everyone at the beach about being a vegan.. I thought I'd give it a try! 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6316 They trade in stocks while we trade in nutrition. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6317 i'll have some a little later. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6318 golly gee 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6319 It's not like I'm asking to cross the road 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6320 Ok, the mannequins are yours. I prefer the girlequins anyway. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6321 It's a shoo-in with Mark Cuban! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6322 Really....you've never heard of an encore career? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6323 I can't believe what their dumping in our ocean, however, I've been looking for a creative outlet and it's time to ready ourselves for the inevitable transition to the bipedal lifestyle, don't you think? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
6324 Im not on a diet... 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6325 You can't come in here anymore...you won. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6326 Think we'll get invited back to the Super Bowl? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6327 Would you like your drink circus-sized? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
6328 Sean Sphincter. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6329 What'll it be, Mr. Secretary? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6330 If you sell this man so cheaply, they'll wonder if it's fake. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6331 My comeback has been greenlighted. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6332 I thought you cared? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6333 I told you: I'm out. I got a life in this town; a wife, two kids. I can't go back. And not you, not Pollywolly, and not even Mr. Sniggles can make me. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
6334 I got Madonna and when you get Ashley Judd we can have some peace and quiet! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6335 Don't turn me in. Kelly Ann Conway's inauguration outfit was the last straw. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6336 - You're making her a dress now? - A blouse. I like the bottom. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6337 "New Year's Resolution?" Jay Paramsothy, Wheaton, Ill. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6338 You can;t imagine how the jet engine improves my speed! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6339 Humans only appreciate us one week out of the year. So, I decided to send out a message and eat one. Bruce... that's a mannequin. Humans are friends not food! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6340 hmm, good! not sure what part I like best 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6341 It's on the side. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6342 You should really try this year's fashion 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6343 They would only give me 5% of the business for my $200k. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6344 I know that sewing is your thing, but I think you're taking it too far this time." "You should've seen what happened to the seamstress. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6345 This mannequin tastes terrible. I wonder if a kid-equin would be any yummier? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6346 A little snug at the waist. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6347 I thought we were just supposed to sit still? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6348 Him: what do you mean this isn't Mannequin Challenge material? Her: Don't share this with the kids. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6349 [Colin, a banker who’d overdosed at Coachella and come back as a shark, stared forlornly at his new friend, wishing he could speak. he thought that if he could speak, he’d say hahahaha check this shit out, tight] 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
6350 All my customers are nothing but clowns and none of them get free drinks either. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6351 Sport, sushi and they send this with no arms or legs. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6352 I found it on a line. It was sold in January of 2017 at the Last Call from Neiman Marcus. It seems there was no more need for a women's department. Guess someone was out fishing for the bottom part. Good Luck dude. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0