Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Long time no sea. |
1.9681 |
0.02172 |
1410 |
492 |
471 |
447 |
1 |
Long time no sea. |
1.9124 |
0.02757 |
913 |
360 |
273 |
280 |
2 |
Noah, trust me. Its over. |
1.6852 |
0.04711 |
305 |
166 |
69 |
70 |
3 |
Do I LOOK like I have any Grey Poupon? |
1.6581 |
0.04485 |
313 |
170 |
80 |
63 |
4 |
I'm losing confidence in Google Maps too. |
1.6526 |
0.04263 |
308 |
158 |
99 |
51 |
5 |
No thanks; I get seasick. |
1.6445 |
0.04477 |
301 |
163 |
82 |
56 |
6 |
Thanks, but I get sea sick. |
1.6254 |
0.04425 |
283 |
151 |
87 |
45 |
7 |
Have you seen two guys and a drum majorette? |
1.6223 |
0.04879 |
278 |
164 |
55 |
59 |
8 |
You may not think so, but we're in the same boat. |
1.6154 |
0.04443 |
273 |
146 |
86 |
41 |
9 |
Thanks, but I'd just slow you down. |
1.6148 |
0.04358 |
270 |
141 |
92 |
37 |
10 |
Well, you do have to admit he was one heck of a salesman. |
1.6105 |
0.04368 |
267 |
140 |
91 |
36 |
11 |
Are you nuts? I'm not getting in that thing without a life vest! |
1.6054 |
0.04800 |
261 |
150 |
64 |
47 |
12 |
I see you're still denying climate change. |
1.6054 |
0.04891 |
261 |
153 |
58 |
50 |
13 |
Michael, you have completely misinterpreted the lyrics. |
1.5991 |
0.05309 |
217 |
127 |
50 |
40 |
14 |
Actually, we're in the same boat. |
1.5936 |
0.04631 |
251 |
139 |
75 |
37 |
15 |
The next time a genie offers us a wish, let me do the talking, O.K.? |
1.5922 |
0.04741 |
255 |
146 |
67 |
42 |
16 |
Working on your heat stroke? |
1.5904 |
0.04765 |
249 |
142 |
67 |
40 |
17 |
Actually, I do think you're in the same boat that I'm in. |
1.5870 |
0.04798 |
247 |
142 |
65 |
40 |
18 |
Thanks, but we're already in the same boat. |
1.5870 |
0.04764 |
247 |
141 |
67 |
39 |
19 |
On your mark, get set... |
1.5837 |
0.04866 |
245 |
143 |
61 |
41 |
20 |
Do you believe in climate change NOW?! |
1.5826 |
0.04737 |
242 |
137 |
69 |
36 |
21 |
I don't think a dry run was a good idea. |
1.5826 |
0.04700 |
242 |
136 |
71 |
35 |
22 |
You're not from around here, are you? |
1.5774 |
0.04599 |
239 |
132 |
76 |
31 |
23 |
You're ashore, already Michael, you're ashore. |
1.5738 |
0.05002 |
237 |
142 |
54 |
41 |
24 |
Yeah, so water gets drawn out in a tsunami. So what? |
1.5738 |
0.05178 |
237 |
147 |
44 |
46 |
25 |
I've had enough of your dry humor. |
1.5696 |
0.04672 |
237 |
134 |
71 |
32 |
26 |
Let's consider this a dry run |
1.5672 |
0.04504 |
238 |
131 |
79 |
28 |
27 |
This is what happens when you drain the swamp. |
1.5671 |
0.05073 |
231 |
140 |
51 |
40 |
28 |
I thought it was just going to be a problem for like, polar bears. |
1.5671 |
0.04998 |
231 |
138 |
55 |
38 |
29 |
No, I didn't call for an Uber. |
1.5600 |
0.04786 |
225 |
129 |
66 |
30 |
30 |
Now hallucinate some water. |
1.5600 |
0.04949 |
225 |
133 |
58 |
34 |
31 |
You do realize that throwing me overboard does not change our situation? |
1.5541 |
0.05045 |
222 |
134 |
53 |
35 |
32 |
'We should go off season' you said. 'It's half the price and there's no crowds.' |
1.5520 |
0.04814 |
221 |
128 |
64 |
29 |
33 |
After my dune buggy flipped, I never thought I'd be rescued. |
1.5463 |
0.04722 |
216 |
123 |
68 |
25 |
34 |
I hope you realize you're completely neglecting your lower body. |
1.5421 |
0.04893 |
214 |
126 |
60 |
28 |
35 |
It's not as deep as I thought |
1.5377 |
0.04884 |
212 |
125 |
60 |
27 |
36 |
Michael, you've already rowed the boat ashore. |
1.5359 |
0.05120 |
209 |
128 |
50 |
31 |
37 |
It's not as deep as it looks. |
1.5359 |
0.04748 |
209 |
120 |
66 |
23 |
38 |
I said to get us an off road vehicle, not an oft rowed one! |
1.5314 |
0.05115 |
207 |
127 |
50 |
30 |
39 |
Stop saying "on your left." |
1.5291 |
0.04946 |
206 |
123 |
57 |
26 |
40 |
For God's sake, please stop yelling 'man overboard!'. |
1.5291 |
0.05088 |
206 |
126 |
51 |
29 |
41 |
It's a lot warmer once you get in. |
1.5248 |
0.05308 |
202 |
128 |
42 |
32 |
42 |
If you let me in the boat we can use the HOV lane. |
1.5243 |
0.04851 |
206 |
122 |
60 |
24 |
43 |
No, YOU'RE a mirage |
1.5227 |
0.05580 |
176 |
110 |
40 |
26 |
44 |
One of us is in the wrong cartoon. |
1.5217 |
0.05117 |
207 |
129 |
48 |
30 |
45 |
You have the whole desert...did you have to row right where I'm swimming? |
1.5156 |
0.05115 |
192 |
117 |
51 |
24 |
46 |
You say "But it's a dry heat" one more time... |
1.5150 |
0.05256 |
200 |
127 |
43 |
30 |
47 |
I don't tell you how to row so stop telling me how to swim. |
1.5128 |
0.04951 |
195 |
117 |
56 |
22 |
48 |
You know we're in the same boat, figuratively speaking. |
1.5128 |
0.05004 |
195 |
118 |
54 |
23 |
49 |
I am pretty sure the shark problem is behind us. |
1.5127 |
0.04860 |
197 |
117 |
59 |
21 |
50 |
You don't throw your navigator out for one little mistake! |
1.5126 |
0.05325 |
199 |
128 |
40 |
31 |
51 |
I find your optimism disturbing. |
1.5115 |
0.05452 |
174 |
108 |
43 |
23 |
52 |
I think this is a case of either oar |
1.5103 |
0.05180 |
194 |
121 |
47 |
26 |
53 |
One of us is in the wrong cartoon. |
1.5103 |
0.05282 |
194 |
123 |
43 |
28 |
54 |
Maybe we shouldn't have drained the swamp. |
1.5103 |
0.05129 |
194 |
120 |
49 |
25 |
55 |
On your left! |
1.5077 |
0.05312 |
195 |
125 |
41 |
29 |
56 |
I'm here to tell you an inconvenient truth. |
1.5054 |
0.05185 |
186 |
115 |
48 |
23 |
57 |
Don't blame me, I voted for Al Gore. |
1.5052 |
0.05427 |
192 |
125 |
37 |
30 |
58 |
We're duned. |
1.5052 |
0.05181 |
194 |
122 |
46 |
26 |
59 |
I was hoping for a better hallucination. |
1.5052 |
0.04750 |
194 |
114 |
62 |
18 |
60 |
The guy in the kayak is about two hours ahead of you. |
1.5026 |
0.04688 |
191 |
111 |
64 |
16 |
61 |
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily my ass. |
1.5026 |
0.05549 |
191 |
127 |
32 |
32 |
62 |
No, YOU'RE a mirage |
1.5000 |
0.05264 |
190 |
121 |
43 |
26 |
63 |
You can stop rowing, Michael. We're ashore. |
1.5000 |
0.05253 |
188 |
119 |
44 |
25 |
64 |
I followed Siri. What's your excuse? |
1.5000 |
0.05143 |
188 |
117 |
48 |
23 |
65 |
Next time you have a choice, pick the camels. |
1.5000 |
0.05232 |
194 |
124 |
43 |
27 |
66 |
Thank you for coming to rescue me |
1.5000 |
0.05253 |
188 |
119 |
44 |
25 |
67 |
Are you just going to leave me here to drown!? |
1.5000 |
0.05103 |
190 |
118 |
49 |
23 |
68 |
Merrily, merrily my ass! |
1.5000 |
0.05157 |
190 |
119 |
47 |
24 |
69 |
Aw, man, right through my sand castle. |
1.5000 |
0.05031 |
188 |
115 |
52 |
21 |
70 |
You're up a paddle without a creek. |
1.5000 |
0.05433 |
194 |
128 |
35 |
31 |
71 |
One more Merrily, Merrily and you're a dead man. |
1.4973 |
0.05108 |
187 |
116 |
49 |
22 |
72 |
Thank goodness you showed up. I've been treading water all day. |
1.4973 |
0.05328 |
187 |
120 |
41 |
26 |
73 |
Do I LOOK like I have any Grey Poupon? |
1.4973 |
0.05164 |
187 |
117 |
47 |
23 |
74 |
Watch your wake, buddy! |
1.4945 |
0.05094 |
182 |
112 |
50 |
20 |
75 |
I still think a gym membership would've been better. |
1.4892 |
0.05240 |
186 |
119 |
43 |
24 |
76 |
I don't care what Google Maps says! |
1.4892 |
0.05184 |
186 |
118 |
45 |
23 |
77 |
I told you a camel would be a better investment! |
1.4892 |
0.04896 |
186 |
113 |
55 |
18 |
78 |
Seriously, you're my Uber? |
1.4891 |
0.05283 |
184 |
118 |
42 |
24 |
79 |
I told you that was a stupid third wish. |
1.4890 |
0.05550 |
182 |
121 |
33 |
28 |
80 |
I don't believe in global warming either. |
1.4890 |
0.04850 |
182 |
109 |
57 |
16 |
81 |
So this is what you meant about a dry run. |
1.4890 |
0.05094 |
182 |
113 |
49 |
20 |
82 |
We are not going anywhere until I find that lens. |
1.4890 |
0.05212 |
182 |
115 |
45 |
22 |
83 |
What do you mean, there's a weight limit? |
1.4862 |
0.05114 |
181 |
113 |
48 |
20 |
84 |
I didn't think he would really drain the swamp. |
1.4862 |
0.05349 |
181 |
117 |
40 |
24 |
85 |
I can't. I get seasick. |
1.4862 |
0.04993 |
181 |
111 |
52 |
18 |
86 |
Give it up, Michael. You are ashore. |
1.4833 |
0.05429 |
180 |
118 |
37 |
25 |
87 |
I know you said it was a dry run. |
1.4804 |
0.05094 |
179 |
112 |
48 |
19 |
88 |
Well, we drained the Swamp... |
1.4804 |
0.05393 |
179 |
117 |
38 |
24 |
89 |
You aren't from around here are you? |
1.4804 |
0.05451 |
179 |
118 |
36 |
25 |
90 |
Have you seen a majorette leading a marching band? |
1.4804 |
0.05451 |
179 |
118 |
36 |
25 |
91 |
Can’t you see we’re in the same boat? |
1.4804 |
0.05155 |
179 |
113 |
46 |
20 |
92 |
But it's a dry heat. |
1.4804 |
0.05216 |
179 |
114 |
44 |
21 |
93 |
No, no. You've got it backward. I'M supposed to wander here for forty years. YOU'RE supposed to wait until it rains for forty days and forty nights. |
1.4778 |
0.05134 |
180 |
114 |
46 |
20 |
94 |
I'm telling you Pete, we were going faster when I was in the boat making motor noises |
1.4775 |
0.05052 |
178 |
111 |
49 |
18 |
95 |
Yeah, I think I see land, too. |
1.4773 |
0.05342 |
176 |
114 |
40 |
22 |
96 |
No! You come in on 'Merrily, merrily!' |
1.4773 |
0.05220 |
176 |
112 |
44 |
20 |
97 |
Make that row versus wade joke one more time and you'll be sorry! |
1.4773 |
0.05403 |
176 |
115 |
38 |
23 |
98 |
Michael, you've rowed your boat ashore. You can stop now. |
1.4743 |
0.05303 |
175 |
113 |
41 |
21 |
99 |
Who drained the swamp? |
1.4743 |
0.05426 |
175 |
115 |
37 |
23 |
100 |
Permission to come aboard? |
1.4743 |
0.05049 |
175 |
109 |
49 |
17 |
101 |
Say "merrily" one more time. I dare you. |
1.4743 |
0.05365 |
175 |
114 |
39 |
22 |
102 |
If it weren't for global warming, I would have drowned! |
1.4743 |
0.04984 |
175 |
108 |
51 |
16 |
103 |
No. We're not all in the same boat! |
1.4713 |
0.05262 |
174 |
112 |
42 |
20 |
104 |
Is that a sun stroke? |
1.4713 |
0.05387 |
174 |
114 |
38 |
22 |
105 |
Maybe it's time to admit that we're lost. |
1.4713 |
0.05262 |
174 |
112 |
42 |
20 |
106 |
Thanks for the offer, but I get seasick. |
1.4686 |
0.05047 |
175 |
110 |
48 |
17 |
107 |
At least it's a dry heat. |
1.4686 |
0.04711 |
175 |
105 |
58 |
12 |
108 |
I can't find your stupid contact lens! Can I get back in the boat now! |
1.4655 |
0.05197 |
174 |
112 |
43 |
19 |
109 |
Merrily, merrily, merrily, my ass. |
1.4651 |
0.05369 |
172 |
113 |
38 |
21 |
110 |
"Would you stop humming the music to Jaws for God's sake! |
1.4651 |
0.04975 |
172 |
107 |
50 |
15 |
111 |
Michael, you've rowed your boat ashore. |
1.4647 |
0.05480 |
170 |
113 |
35 |
22 |
112 |
I hate to break it to you, but the 'ship of the desert' is a camel. |
1.4647 |
0.04946 |
170 |
105 |
51 |
14 |
113 |
Thanks, but I'm makin' pretty good time. |
1.4647 |
0.04946 |
170 |
105 |
51 |
14 |
114 |
He sure drained the swamp fast. |
1.4647 |
0.05606 |
170 |
115 |
31 |
24 |
115 |
You think you're hallucinating? I'm drowning here! |
1.4620 |
0.05518 |
171 |
115 |
33 |
23 |
116 |
This is nothing. In the 70's I traveled through this area on a horse with no name. |
1.4615 |
0.05308 |
169 |
110 |
40 |
19 |
117 |
No life vest? Are you crazy? |
1.4615 |
0.05105 |
169 |
107 |
46 |
16 |
118 |
It took you long enough to get here. |
1.4615 |
0.05439 |
169 |
112 |
36 |
21 |
119 |
Save yourself Jimmy, it's too late for me. |
1.4615 |
0.05241 |
169 |
109 |
42 |
18 |
120 |
No. We're not all in the same boat! |
1.4615 |
0.05439 |
169 |
112 |
36 |
21 |
121 |
It's just a song, Michael. |
1.4615 |
0.05241 |
169 |
109 |
42 |
18 |
122 |
Didn't you hear me yell "man over board"? |
1.4615 |
0.05504 |
169 |
113 |
34 |
22 |
123 |
For the last time, I refuse to get on a boat without a life jacket! |
1.4588 |
0.05604 |
170 |
116 |
30 |
24 |
124 |
Which way to Burning Man? |
1.4588 |
0.05013 |
170 |
107 |
48 |
15 |
125 |
It looks like we are both using the same GPS. |
1.4588 |
0.05218 |
170 |
110 |
42 |
18 |
126 |
Even though you say we're in the same boat, we're really not. |
1.4588 |
0.05349 |
170 |
112 |
38 |
20 |
127 |
If you say, 'at least we have a paddle' one more time, I'm going to capsize you. |
1.4583 |
0.05330 |
168 |
110 |
39 |
19 |
128 |
I warned you about draining the swamp. |
1.4583 |
0.05717 |
168 |
116 |
27 |
25 |
129 |
“The third leg of this triathlon is a killer”. |
1.4583 |
0.05263 |
168 |
109 |
41 |
18 |
130 |
Merrily my ass |
1.4583 |
0.05397 |
168 |
111 |
37 |
20 |
131 |
Oh sure, just leave me here to drown. |
1.4583 |
0.05527 |
168 |
113 |
33 |
22 |
132 |
Stay in your lane, buddy! |
1.4583 |
0.05195 |
168 |
108 |
43 |
17 |
133 |
What took you so long? |
1.4578 |
0.05099 |
166 |
105 |
46 |
15 |
134 |
I think we're in the same boat |
1.4551 |
0.04931 |
167 |
104 |
50 |
13 |
135 |
Thanks, but I always get seasick. |
1.4551 |
0.05284 |
167 |
109 |
40 |
18 |
136 |
We're duned. |
1.4524 |
0.05327 |
168 |
111 |
38 |
19 |
137 |
Michael, I didn't mean this far ashore. |
1.4524 |
0.05652 |
168 |
116 |
28 |
24 |
138 |
So, tell me again. Why did you choose the boat over the camel? |
1.4518 |
0.05509 |
166 |
112 |
33 |
21 |
139 |
What do you mean you don't pick up hitchhikers? |
1.4518 |
0.05442 |
166 |
111 |
35 |
20 |
140 |
I think we could both use some water |
1.4512 |
0.05283 |
164 |
107 |
40 |
17 |
141 |
Where were you when I was in the desert island cartoon? |
1.4512 |
0.05757 |
164 |
114 |
26 |
24 |
142 |
Face it Larry, you're up the creek without a creek. |
1.4512 |
0.05491 |
164 |
110 |
34 |
20 |
143 |
Rough dunes today. |
1.4512 |
0.05066 |
164 |
104 |
46 |
14 |
144 |
And where does your brilliant GPS tell us to go now? |
1.4512 |
0.05559 |
164 |
111 |
32 |
21 |
145 |
On your mark, get set... |
1.4512 |
0.05626 |
164 |
112 |
30 |
22 |
146 |
No thanks; I get seasick. |
1.4479 |
0.05160 |
163 |
105 |
43 |
15 |
147 |
If you say, ' Long time no sea' one more time, I'll leave you on the first island we come to. |
1.4479 |
0.05583 |
163 |
111 |
31 |
21 |
148 |
Thanks for the offer, but I get seasick. |
1.4479 |
0.05305 |
163 |
107 |
39 |
17 |
149 |
You climate change deniers just don't give up, do you? |
1.4479 |
0.05376 |
163 |
108 |
37 |
18 |
150 |
Don't just sit there, throw me a line! |
1.4479 |
0.05233 |
163 |
106 |
41 |
16 |
151 |
No thanks, I have a tendency to get seasick. |
1.4479 |
0.05376 |
163 |
108 |
37 |
18 |
152 |
Yes, Michael. You rowed the boat ashore. Hallelujah. |
1.4479 |
0.05515 |
163 |
110 |
33 |
20 |
153 |
If you let me back in I promise not to criticize your navigation skills. |
1.4479 |
0.05376 |
163 |
108 |
37 |
18 |
154 |
No thanks, I'd rather swim. |
1.4479 |
0.05446 |
163 |
109 |
35 |
19 |
155 |
Michael, your boat is already ashore. |
1.4479 |
0.05376 |
163 |
108 |
37 |
18 |
156 |
You have a very dry sense of humor. |
1.4451 |
0.05208 |
164 |
107 |
41 |
16 |
157 |
You climate change deniers will never give up. |
1.4451 |
0.05488 |
164 |
111 |
33 |
20 |
158 |
Post-truth world notwithstanding, there is no stream, you're not rowing gently, and I really take issue with "merrily"! |
1.4444 |
0.05327 |
162 |
107 |
38 |
17 |
159 |
I'm sick and tired of always having to play the shark! |
1.4444 |
0.05327 |
162 |
107 |
38 |
17 |
160 |
I'll never vote to drain the swamp again. |
1.4444 |
0.05469 |
162 |
109 |
34 |
19 |
161 |
No, I Do Not have any Grey Poupon? |
1.4444 |
0.05675 |
162 |
112 |
28 |
22 |
162 |
Practicing your heat stroke? |
1.4410 |
0.05126 |
161 |
104 |
43 |
14 |
163 |
Welcome to death row. |
1.4410 |
0.05421 |
161 |
108 |
35 |
18 |
164 |
Remember, when the tide comes in we switch. |
1.4410 |
0.05275 |
161 |
106 |
39 |
16 |
165 |
Permission to come aboard? |
1.4410 |
0.05201 |
161 |
105 |
41 |
15 |
166 |
Your choice; row verses wade |
1.4410 |
0.05421 |
161 |
108 |
35 |
18 |
167 |
Why don't you just 'merrily' kiss my ass? |
1.4410 |
0.05562 |
161 |
110 |
31 |
20 |
168 |
All I'm saying is that the science isn't necessarily conclusive. |
1.4403 |
0.05397 |
159 |
106 |
36 |
17 |
169 |
So I guess that flood thing was just fake news? |
1.4403 |
0.05471 |
159 |
107 |
34 |
18 |
170 |
Kenny, your "man overboard" thing isn't funny anymore. |
1.4403 |
0.05397 |
159 |
106 |
36 |
17 |
171 |
I think we lost that Drum Majorette |
1.4383 |
0.05671 |
162 |
113 |
27 |
22 |
172 |
No thanks, boats make me seasick. |
1.4383 |
0.04792 |
162 |
101 |
51 |
10 |
173 |
Are you just gonna leave me here to drown? |
1.4375 |
0.05297 |
160 |
106 |
38 |
16 |
174 |
Heat! Stroke! Heat! Stroke! |
1.4375 |
0.05297 |
160 |
106 |
38 |
16 |
175 |
Hey, watch your wake I'm crawling here. |
1.4367 |
0.05639 |
158 |
109 |
29 |
20 |
176 |
No thanks, I'll swim from here. |
1.4367 |
0.05269 |
158 |
104 |
39 |
15 |
177 |
You took forever. Does that mean my pizza is free? |
1.4367 |
0.05420 |
158 |
106 |
35 |
17 |
178 |
You plugged DEAD SEA into the GPS? |
1.4367 |
0.05567 |
158 |
108 |
31 |
19 |
179 |
You're still bending your elbows early. |
1.4367 |
0.05192 |
158 |
103 |
41 |
14 |
180 |
I don't care if you don't know how to swim; it's my turn to row. |
1.4367 |
0.05192 |
158 |
103 |
41 |
14 |
181 |
No thanks. I have to get in my 10,000 steps. |
1.4340 |
0.05089 |
159 |
103 |
43 |
13 |
182 |
Just going to leave me here to drown? |
1.4331 |
0.05290 |
157 |
104 |
38 |
15 |
183 |
Do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.4331 |
0.05290 |
157 |
104 |
38 |
15 |
184 |
I've heard of a dry run but this is insane! |
1.4331 |
0.05213 |
157 |
103 |
40 |
14 |
185 |
For the hundredth time, I am not getting in that thing without a life jacket. |
1.4331 |
0.05806 |
157 |
111 |
24 |
22 |
186 |
Can you give me a lift to the next mirage? |
1.4331 |
0.05134 |
157 |
102 |
42 |
13 |
187 |
Go on ahead. I'll catch up. |
1.4331 |
0.05213 |
157 |
103 |
40 |
14 |
188 |
You, again? |
1.4331 |
0.05663 |
157 |
109 |
28 |
20 |
189 |
Still think 'life is but a dream'? |
1.4331 |
0.05290 |
157 |
104 |
38 |
15 |
190 |
Well if you think rowing in this is hard, try swimming in it! |
1.4331 |
0.05367 |
157 |
105 |
36 |
16 |
191 |
Enough with the "cry me a river" already. |
1.4304 |
0.05187 |
158 |
104 |
40 |
14 |
192 |
Stop splashing me!!! |
1.4295 |
0.05154 |
156 |
102 |
41 |
13 |
193 |
They elected who?! |
1.4295 |
0.05688 |
156 |
109 |
27 |
20 |
194 |
Let's call it a tie. |
1.4295 |
0.05312 |
156 |
104 |
37 |
15 |
195 |
Which one of us is imagining the other? |
1.4295 |
0.05389 |
156 |
105 |
35 |
16 |
196 |
Spoiler alert: Land, ho! |
1.4295 |
0.05688 |
156 |
109 |
27 |
20 |
197 |
How come I always have to be the shark? |
1.4295 |
0.05233 |
156 |
103 |
39 |
14 |
198 |
Let me say it one more time. "Man overboard!" |
1.4295 |
0.05389 |
156 |
105 |
35 |
16 |
199 |
Hey, watch your wake! |
1.4295 |
0.05465 |
156 |
106 |
33 |
17 |
200 |
Are you insane, man? Where's your life jacket? |
1.4295 |
0.05073 |
156 |
101 |
43 |
12 |
201 |
You have perfected the heat stroke. |
1.4286 |
0.05517 |
154 |
105 |
32 |
17 |
202 |
Are you the mirage or am I? |
1.4286 |
0.05593 |
154 |
106 |
30 |
18 |
203 |
Third climate change denier I've met today. |
1.4286 |
0.05743 |
154 |
108 |
26 |
20 |
204 |
Mine capsized. |
1.4286 |
0.05034 |
154 |
99 |
44 |
11 |
205 |
Man, you Uber guys are everywhere! |
1.4286 |
0.05593 |
154 |
106 |
30 |
18 |
206 |
Wow. And I thought my GPS sucked. |
1.4286 |
0.05200 |
154 |
101 |
40 |
13 |
207 |
I thought it was metaphor for something else when he said he was going to "drain the swamp..." |
1.4286 |
0.05361 |
154 |
103 |
36 |
15 |
208 |
I'll wait for the next mirage. |
1.4286 |
0.05439 |
154 |
104 |
34 |
16 |
209 |
Mine capsized last week. |
1.4286 |
0.05361 |
154 |
103 |
36 |
15 |
210 |
At least it's a dry heat. |
1.4286 |
0.05281 |
154 |
102 |
38 |
14 |
211 |
Well, at least it's a dry heat. |
1.4286 |
0.05281 |
154 |
102 |
38 |
14 |
212 |
This is what we get for following that majorette! |
1.4277 |
0.05675 |
159 |
112 |
26 |
21 |
213 |
Are you any closer to accepting that the GPS might be wrong? |
1.4248 |
0.05302 |
153 |
102 |
37 |
14 |
214 |
I'll wait for the camel. |
1.4248 |
0.05617 |
153 |
106 |
29 |
18 |
215 |
Can we finally admit the climate has changed? |
1.4248 |
0.05302 |
153 |
102 |
37 |
14 |
216 |
Did Moses say WHEN the sea was returning? |
1.4248 |
0.05617 |
153 |
106 |
29 |
18 |
217 |
I'm not the mirage - you're the mirage! |
1.4248 |
0.05138 |
153 |
100 |
41 |
12 |
218 |
"Didn't you hear me yell "man overboard" six miles ago? |
1.4248 |
0.05302 |
153 |
102 |
37 |
14 |
219 |
I'm just not a boat person. |
1.4248 |
0.05383 |
153 |
103 |
35 |
15 |
220 |
You're scaring the fish away! |
1.4221 |
0.05511 |
154 |
106 |
31 |
17 |
221 |
Don't leave me! The next boat isn't due for hours. |
1.4221 |
0.05434 |
154 |
105 |
33 |
16 |
222 |
The lake was more fun before climate change. |
1.4221 |
0.05275 |
154 |
103 |
37 |
14 |
223 |
What the hell took so long? |
1.4221 |
0.05434 |
154 |
105 |
33 |
16 |
224 |
Frankly, I'd rather be following that majorette from a couple weeks ago! |
1.4211 |
0.05485 |
152 |
104 |
32 |
16 |
225 |
Quit complaining, you can't sink and I can't drown. |
1.4211 |
0.05072 |
152 |
99 |
42 |
11 |
226 |
How far are you going? |
1.4211 |
0.05642 |
152 |
106 |
28 |
18 |
227 |
We're ALREADY in the same boat, so stop telling me to get in! |
1.4211 |
0.05324 |
152 |
102 |
36 |
14 |
228 |
Haven't you heard someone yelling 'man overboard' for the past four miles?!? |
1.4211 |
0.05405 |
152 |
103 |
34 |
15 |
229 |
Hey! Quit splashing! |
1.4211 |
0.05241 |
152 |
101 |
38 |
13 |
230 |
I said, "Man Overboard!" |
1.4211 |
0.05564 |
152 |
105 |
30 |
17 |
231 |
It's my turn in the mirage |
1.4211 |
0.04986 |
152 |
98 |
44 |
10 |
232 |
When I called for a ship of the desert, I was expecting a camel. |
1.4211 |
0.05241 |
152 |
101 |
38 |
13 |
233 |
No, we are most certainly not in the same boat! |
1.4211 |
0.05324 |
152 |
102 |
36 |
14 |
234 |
Final offer, I have two tickets to 'Hamilton'. |
1.4211 |
0.05642 |
152 |
106 |
28 |
18 |
235 |
No! I will not just "get on board". |
1.4172 |
0.05177 |
151 |
100 |
39 |
12 |
236 |
That’s right, just row away and leave me here to drown! |
1.4172 |
0.05508 |
151 |
104 |
31 |
16 |
237 |
One of us is hallucinating. |
1.4172 |
0.05262 |
151 |
101 |
37 |
13 |
238 |
Are you just going to sit there or are you going to help me find my contact lens? |
1.4172 |
0.05345 |
151 |
102 |
35 |
14 |
239 |
I think I see land! |
1.4172 |
0.05666 |
151 |
106 |
27 |
18 |
240 |
Yeah. The tide's out. |
1.4172 |
0.05177 |
151 |
100 |
39 |
12 |
241 |
So what part of "MAN OVERBOARD" don't you understand? |
1.4172 |
0.05508 |
151 |
104 |
31 |
16 |
242 |
I've come to rescue you. |
1.4172 |
0.05345 |
151 |
102 |
35 |
14 |
243 |
Doesn't anyone pick up hitch-hikers any more? |
1.4161 |
0.05311 |
149 |
100 |
36 |
13 |
244 |
Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon? |
1.4161 |
0.05311 |
149 |
100 |
36 |
13 |
245 |
Now do you believe in climate change? |
1.4161 |
0.05561 |
149 |
103 |
30 |
16 |
246 |
See what happens when they drain the swamp? |
1.4161 |
0.05878 |
149 |
107 |
22 |
20 |
247 |
The next time Moses says he can part the Red Sea, just take his word for it. |
1.4161 |
0.05479 |
149 |
102 |
32 |
15 |
248 |
It's your turn to play the shark. |
1.4161 |
0.05561 |
149 |
103 |
30 |
16 |
249 |
For the umpteenth time...man overboard! |
1.4161 |
0.05642 |
149 |
104 |
28 |
17 |
250 |
Have I seen land?!?! |
1.4161 |
0.05479 |
149 |
102 |
32 |
15 |
251 |
If I admit to global warming can I get back in the boat? |
1.4161 |
0.05311 |
149 |
100 |
36 |
13 |
252 |
I yell for help and you row right past me! |
1.4161 |
0.05396 |
149 |
101 |
34 |
14 |
253 |
You're just going to let me drown here? |
1.4150 |
0.05274 |
147 |
98 |
37 |
12 |
254 |
I may be thirsty, but at least I'm not delusional! |
1.4133 |
0.05111 |
150 |
99 |
40 |
11 |
255 |
It looked different in the brochure. |
1.4133 |
0.05022 |
150 |
98 |
42 |
10 |
256 |
Whatever floats your boat, I guess. |
1.4133 |
0.05111 |
150 |
99 |
40 |
11 |
257 |
Believe it or not pal, we're both in the same boat.... |
1.4133 |
0.05769 |
150 |
107 |
24 |
19 |
258 |
'Let's book off-season.' you said. 'It will be half the price and no crowds.' you said. Are you happy now? |
1.4133 |
0.05197 |
150 |
100 |
38 |
12 |
259 |
It's a dry run. |
1.4122 |
0.05332 |
148 |
100 |
35 |
13 |
260 |
Steve, Moses parted the sea like two weeks ago. Just admit that we're lost! |
1.4122 |
0.05418 |
148 |
101 |
33 |
14 |
261 |
Permission to come aboard? Sir |
1.4122 |
0.05332 |
148 |
100 |
35 |
13 |
262 |
Wait...you're not going to leave me here to drown? |
1.4122 |
0.05667 |
148 |
104 |
27 |
17 |
263 |
Shit creek it is, but you've got a paddle. |
1.4122 |
0.05418 |
148 |
101 |
33 |
14 |
264 |
Thank God you're here! Can you take me to one of those tiny islands with a single palm tree? |
1.4122 |
0.05245 |
148 |
99 |
37 |
12 |
265 |
No thanks, I get sandsick. |
1.4122 |
0.05418 |
148 |
101 |
33 |
14 |
266 |
Stop rowing, you're scaring away the fish. |
1.4122 |
0.05585 |
148 |
103 |
29 |
16 |
267 |
Uh, Michael, you're ashore already. |
1.4122 |
0.05502 |
148 |
102 |
31 |
15 |
268 |
Moron! Watch where you're going! |
1.4122 |
0.05827 |
148 |
106 |
23 |
19 |
269 |
I think we're dealing with something a little worse than low tide. |
1.4122 |
0.05502 |
148 |
102 |
31 |
15 |
270 |
It wouldn't kill you to say 'passing on the left.' |
1.4122 |
0.05502 |
148 |
102 |
31 |
15 |
271 |
You've taken the song a bit too seriously, Michael." |
1.4097 |
0.05435 |
144 |
98 |
33 |
13 |
272 |
On your left! |
1.4094 |
0.05388 |
149 |
102 |
33 |
14 |
273 |
For the last time -- we're not in the same boat! |
1.4094 |
0.05472 |
149 |
103 |
31 |
15 |
274 |
Let me guess--you must be Michael. |
1.4094 |
0.05304 |
149 |
101 |
35 |
13 |
275 |
In order to make sure you are not a mirage I'll need to ask you a few security questions. |
1.4094 |
0.05217 |
149 |
100 |
37 |
12 |
276 |
This " secret fishing spot " had better be worth it ! |
1.4094 |
0.05715 |
149 |
106 |
25 |
18 |
277 |
Do you have any idea how LONG I'd been working on that sand castle? |
1.4082 |
0.05177 |
147 |
98 |
38 |
11 |
278 |
Recalculating! |
1.4082 |
0.05266 |
147 |
99 |
36 |
12 |
279 |
And how much for my luggage? |
1.4082 |
0.05354 |
147 |
100 |
34 |
13 |
280 |
Don't you just hate G.P.S.? |
1.4082 |
0.05691 |
147 |
104 |
26 |
17 |
281 |
Trust me, don't drink the sand–it will only make you thirstier. |
1.4082 |
0.05354 |
147 |
100 |
34 |
13 |
282 |
Why don't you go rescue the people stranded on desert islands in all those other New Yorker cartoons? |
1.4082 |
0.05525 |
147 |
102 |
30 |
15 |
283 |
Could you at least throw me a life jacket? |
1.4082 |
0.05354 |
147 |
100 |
34 |
13 |
284 |
You can stop, Michael. |
1.4082 |
0.05932 |
147 |
107 |
20 |
20 |
285 |
Didn't you hear he drained the swamp! |
1.4082 |
0.05691 |
147 |
104 |
26 |
17 |
286 |
Could you please drop the 'Merrily, Merrily' bit |
1.4082 |
0.05525 |
147 |
102 |
30 |
15 |
287 |
I refuse to get in there without a life vest. |
1.4067 |
0.05275 |
150 |
102 |
35 |
13 |
288 |
Will you ever stop reminding me that you rowed at Harvard? |
1.4067 |
0.05442 |
150 |
104 |
31 |
15 |
289 |
Do I LOOK like I know the way to San Jose? |
1.4067 |
0.05683 |
150 |
107 |
25 |
18 |
290 |
Let me try the water skis again. |
1.4054 |
0.05659 |
148 |
105 |
26 |
17 |
291 |
I'd walk a mile for a camel |
1.4041 |
0.05196 |
146 |
98 |
37 |
11 |
292 |
Are you my Uber? |
1.4041 |
0.05798 |
146 |
105 |
23 |
18 |
293 |
I'd get in but this kind of humor is too dry for me. |
1.4041 |
0.05286 |
146 |
99 |
35 |
12 |
294 |
Well, he said he would drain the swamp! |
1.4041 |
0.05548 |
146 |
102 |
29 |
15 |
295 |
Oh yeah?! Well you should try swimming in it! |
1.4041 |
0.05011 |
146 |
96 |
41 |
9 |
296 |
Hey! I'm swimming here! |
1.4041 |
0.05286 |
146 |
99 |
35 |
12 |
297 |
That genie screwed us again. |
1.4041 |
0.05462 |
146 |
101 |
31 |
14 |
298 |
You just had to go back and water the plants? |
1.4041 |
0.06037 |
146 |
108 |
17 |
21 |
299 |
Welcome to death row. |
1.4041 |
0.05798 |
146 |
105 |
23 |
18 |
300 |
Don’t pretend you didn’t hear me yell “Man overboard!” three days ago. |
1.4041 |
0.05632 |
146 |
103 |
27 |
16 |
301 |
I used google map, you? |
1.4028 |
0.05515 |
144 |
100 |
30 |
14 |
302 |
I think this is the definition of "lose - lose" |
1.4028 |
0.05689 |
144 |
102 |
26 |
16 |
303 |
Dude, you just ran over my sandcastle. |
1.4028 |
0.05603 |
144 |
101 |
28 |
15 |
304 |
That's far enough ashore, Michael! |
1.4028 |
0.05603 |
144 |
101 |
28 |
15 |
305 |
Must you do everything merrily? |
1.4028 |
0.05245 |
144 |
97 |
36 |
11 |
306 |
Thanks, but I'll crawl from here. I get sea sick. |
1.4028 |
0.05427 |
144 |
99 |
32 |
13 |
307 |
For God's sake, Michael, enough already! |
1.4028 |
0.05773 |
144 |
103 |
24 |
17 |
308 |
No thanks! I get terribly sea sick. |
1.4028 |
0.05427 |
144 |
99 |
32 |
13 |
309 |
He drained the wrong dang swamp! |
1.4028 |
0.05245 |
144 |
97 |
36 |
11 |
310 |
Are you my Uber? |
1.4028 |
0.05515 |
144 |
100 |
30 |
14 |
311 |
It wasn't complicated. I swim the Channel, you watch the compass. |
1.4028 |
0.05515 |
144 |
100 |
30 |
14 |
312 |
Enough, Lenny -- it's your turn to be the mermaid. |
1.3986 |
0.05448 |
143 |
99 |
31 |
13 |
313 |
You, again? |
1.3986 |
0.05799 |
143 |
103 |
23 |
17 |
314 |
You said draining the swamp was a good idea. |
1.3986 |
0.05357 |
143 |
98 |
33 |
12 |
315 |
It's not the heat, it's the stupidity. |
1.3986 |
0.05538 |
143 |
100 |
29 |
14 |
316 |
Stop this nonsense about how climate change might be real. Let's just enjoy our day out on the lake. |
1.3986 |
0.05448 |
143 |
99 |
31 |
13 |
317 |
So it's the journey that counts and not the destination, huh? |
1.3955 |
0.05900 |
134 |
96 |
23 |
15 |
318 |
No thanks - my Uber is on the way. |
1.3944 |
0.05378 |
142 |
98 |
32 |
12 |
319 |
Are you the mirage or am I? |
1.3944 |
0.05470 |
142 |
99 |
30 |
13 |
320 |
I thought I called an Uber. |
1.3944 |
0.05650 |
142 |
101 |
26 |
15 |
321 |
What are you waiting for? Throw me a life preserver. |
1.3944 |
0.05378 |
142 |
98 |
32 |
12 |
322 |
Passing on the starboard side. |
1.3944 |
0.05470 |
142 |
99 |
30 |
13 |
323 |
Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.3944 |
0.05824 |
142 |
103 |
22 |
17 |
324 |
You just had to save 10 bucks on the boat instead of the camel. |
1.3944 |
0.05470 |
142 |
99 |
30 |
13 |
325 |
Go ahead...say merrily again! |
1.3944 |
0.05561 |
142 |
100 |
28 |
14 |
326 |
Michael, you've rowed your boat more than ashore. |
1.3944 |
0.05909 |
142 |
104 |
20 |
18 |
327 |
Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.3944 |
0.05824 |
142 |
103 |
22 |
17 |
328 |
Row v. Wade appears to be a tie |
1.3944 |
0.05650 |
142 |
101 |
26 |
15 |
329 |
Whoa buddy! This is a no wake zone. |
1.3944 |
0.05650 |
142 |
101 |
26 |
15 |
330 |
I should have eaten you when I had the chance. |
1.3944 |
0.05561 |
142 |
100 |
28 |
14 |
331 |
Dammit! Man Overboard! |
1.3944 |
0.05378 |
142 |
98 |
32 |
12 |
332 |
Taking the road less traveled, are you? |
1.3944 |
0.05470 |
142 |
99 |
30 |
13 |
333 |
I'm starting to get sandsick. |
1.3944 |
0.05092 |
142 |
95 |
38 |
9 |
334 |
You're outta your element, pal. |
1.3916 |
0.05255 |
143 |
98 |
34 |
11 |
335 |
I assume you're the new Secretary of Transportation! |
1.3913 |
0.05767 |
138 |
99 |
24 |
15 |
336 |
Enough with the "Merrily, merrily." |
1.3901 |
0.05492 |
141 |
99 |
29 |
13 |
337 |
Hey, it's a No Wake Zone. |
1.3901 |
0.05208 |
141 |
96 |
35 |
10 |
338 |
You sprung a what? |
1.3901 |
0.05674 |
141 |
101 |
25 |
15 |
339 |
Michael! Stop rowing! You're already ashore! |
1.3901 |
0.05674 |
141 |
101 |
25 |
15 |
340 |
It stopped being funny 10 miles back. |
1.3901 |
0.05492 |
141 |
99 |
29 |
13 |
341 |
Man overboard! |
1.3901 |
0.05584 |
141 |
100 |
27 |
14 |
342 |
Now do you believe in global warming? |
1.3901 |
0.05762 |
141 |
102 |
23 |
16 |
343 |
Any idea how you say 'un-part' in Hebrew? |
1.3901 |
0.05850 |
141 |
103 |
21 |
17 |
344 |
You mean I could have been riding this whole time? |
1.3901 |
0.05674 |
141 |
101 |
25 |
15 |
345 |
Hey, watch your wake! |
1.3901 |
0.05399 |
141 |
98 |
31 |
12 |
346 |
If you let me hop in, we can use the high-occupancy lane. |
1.3885 |
0.05356 |
139 |
96 |
32 |
11 |
347 |
Im just worried it may tip over with an extra person. |
1.3885 |
0.05547 |
139 |
98 |
28 |
13 |
348 |
I never thought he would succeed in draining the swamp. |
1.3885 |
0.05732 |
139 |
100 |
24 |
15 |
349 |
This is the rowed to nowhere. |
1.3885 |
0.05547 |
139 |
98 |
28 |
13 |
350 |
Are you that Uber I called? |
1.3885 |
0.05356 |
139 |
96 |
32 |
11 |
351 |
Damn it, Über, I ordered a camel! |
1.3885 |
0.05547 |
139 |
98 |
28 |
13 |
352 |
This desert cruise looked so different on the website. |
1.3885 |
0.05640 |
139 |
99 |
26 |
14 |
353 |
Your optimism is infectious. Throw me a life jacket. |
1.3885 |
0.05547 |
139 |
98 |
28 |
13 |
354 |
The heat is making you a little dingy. |
1.3885 |
0.05356 |
139 |
96 |
32 |
11 |
355 |
Still on the fence about climate change? |
1.3885 |
0.05055 |
139 |
93 |
38 |
8 |
356 |
Are you a mirage...or just stupid? |
1.3857 |
0.05698 |
140 |
101 |
24 |
15 |
357 |
Of course I need help! I just fell out of the damn boat! |
1.3857 |
0.05420 |
140 |
98 |
30 |
12 |
358 |
I'm crawlin here! |
1.3846 |
0.05337 |
143 |
100 |
31 |
12 |
359 |
Hey! This is a no wake zone. |
1.3841 |
0.05376 |
138 |
96 |
31 |
11 |
360 |
When do we get to the part where life is but a dream?! |
1.3841 |
0.05569 |
138 |
98 |
27 |
13 |
361 |
Stop with the "Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily" |
1.3841 |
0.05376 |
138 |
96 |
31 |
11 |
362 |
Will you hurry up and throw me a rescue buoy. |
1.3841 |
0.05756 |
138 |
100 |
23 |
15 |
363 |
Michael??? |
1.3841 |
0.05664 |
138 |
99 |
25 |
14 |
364 |
If this is a sand bar, I'll have a dry martini. |
1.3841 |
0.05474 |
138 |
97 |
29 |
12 |
365 |
Be careful, you're taking on sand! |
1.3841 |
0.05664 |
138 |
99 |
25 |
14 |
366 |
No thank you - small boats make me seasick ... |
1.3841 |
0.05376 |
138 |
96 |
31 |
11 |
367 |
I have to say, I admire your optimism. |
1.3841 |
0.05072 |
138 |
93 |
37 |
8 |
368 |
Mind your wake ! |
1.3841 |
0.05176 |
138 |
94 |
35 |
9 |
369 |
Thanks anyway––I'll catch THE NEXT hallucination. |
1.3841 |
0.05376 |
138 |
96 |
31 |
11 |
370 |
Now will you admit that climate change is real? |
1.3841 |
0.05176 |
138 |
94 |
35 |
9 |
371 |
I'm starting to rethink the whole Crossfit thing. |
1.3841 |
0.05756 |
138 |
100 |
23 |
15 |
372 |
The next dune has the cleanest rest stop |
1.3841 |
0.05072 |
138 |
93 |
37 |
8 |
373 |
Thanks anyway, but I already called Uber. |
1.3841 |
0.05376 |
138 |
96 |
31 |
11 |
374 |
Still thinking it's a sandbar? |
1.3841 |
0.05176 |
138 |
94 |
35 |
9 |
375 |
Best case scenario is that you’re taking on water. |
1.3813 |
0.05989 |
139 |
104 |
17 |
18 |
376 |
Sing it again and I'll kill you. |
1.3813 |
0.05441 |
139 |
98 |
29 |
12 |
377 |
You were right, it is too shallow to swim. |
1.3813 |
0.05246 |
139 |
96 |
33 |
10 |
378 |
Wait till you see the rapids! |
1.3813 |
0.05441 |
139 |
98 |
29 |
12 |
379 |
You have to row faster or I can't stay up on the skis |
1.3813 |
0.05246 |
139 |
96 |
33 |
10 |
380 |
At least I'm working all the muscle groups. |
1.3813 |
0.05146 |
139 |
95 |
35 |
9 |
381 |
For the last time, stay in your own lane! |
1.3813 |
0.05536 |
139 |
99 |
27 |
13 |
382 |
Thank goodness you rowed by. I've been swimming out here all day. |
1.3813 |
0.05043 |
139 |
94 |
37 |
8 |
383 |
You idiot. A camel is the ship of the desert. |
1.3796 |
0.05397 |
137 |
96 |
30 |
11 |
384 |
Michael, you can stop rowing now. |
1.3796 |
0.05592 |
137 |
98 |
26 |
13 |
385 |
For the last time, the water is a mirage. |
1.3796 |
0.05296 |
137 |
95 |
32 |
10 |
386 |
Um, man overboard, idiot. |
1.3796 |
0.05495 |
137 |
97 |
28 |
12 |
387 |
There's no merrily about it! |
1.3796 |
0.05592 |
137 |
98 |
26 |
13 |
388 |
Pedestrians have the right of way! |
1.3796 |
0.05296 |
137 |
95 |
32 |
10 |
389 |
Would it kill you to swim for awhile! |
1.3796 |
0.05495 |
137 |
97 |
28 |
12 |
390 |
No, I'm looking for my contact. |
1.3796 |
0.05296 |
137 |
95 |
32 |
10 |
391 |
Keep an eye out for sand sharks. |
1.3796 |
0.05592 |
137 |
98 |
26 |
13 |
392 |
If you reach land, send water. |
1.3796 |
0.05495 |
137 |
97 |
28 |
12 |
393 |
I told you we should have rented the camel but, oh no, you had to save a few dinars |
1.3796 |
0.05781 |
137 |
100 |
22 |
15 |
394 |
Uber? |
1.3796 |
0.05592 |
137 |
98 |
26 |
13 |
395 |
When I said 'ship of the desert' I meant a camel you idiot! |
1.3796 |
0.05296 |
137 |
95 |
32 |
10 |
396 |
Nautical or statute miles? |
1.3796 |
0.05296 |
137 |
95 |
32 |
10 |
397 |
Don't tell me that "We're basically in the same boat!" |
1.3796 |
0.05296 |
137 |
95 |
32 |
10 |
398 |
That's right! Just let me drown out here. |
1.3796 |
0.05296 |
137 |
95 |
32 |
10 |
399 |
No thanks. You know how I get sandsick. |
1.3788 |
0.05643 |
132 |
94 |
26 |
12 |
400 |
So you've been seeing water too? |
1.3778 |
0.05551 |
135 |
96 |
27 |
12 |
401 |
Whatever floats your boat. |
1.3778 |
0.05137 |
135 |
92 |
35 |
8 |
402 |
Michael, we're ashore already! |
1.3778 |
0.05243 |
135 |
93 |
33 |
9 |
403 |
Well, at least we'll come in ahead of that girl on the pogo stick! |
1.3778 |
0.05936 |
135 |
100 |
19 |
16 |
404 |
Man Overboard, - Really? |
1.3778 |
0.05243 |
135 |
93 |
33 |
9 |
405 |
Michael, you've rowed your boat ashore. |
1.3778 |
0.05746 |
135 |
98 |
23 |
14 |
406 |
Do you believe in global warming now? |
1.3778 |
0.05348 |
135 |
94 |
31 |
10 |
407 |
I thought camels were the ships of the desert! |
1.3778 |
0.05450 |
135 |
95 |
29 |
11 |
408 |
Man overboard! |
1.3778 |
0.05649 |
135 |
97 |
25 |
13 |
409 |
If you let me back in, I won't talk about Climate Change. |
1.3778 |
0.05551 |
135 |
96 |
27 |
12 |
410 |
But I can't swim |
1.3778 |
0.05551 |
135 |
96 |
27 |
12 |
411 |
Let me in the boat. I'm tired of swimming. |
1.3778 |
0.05746 |
135 |
98 |
23 |
14 |
412 |
Good heavens man! Please tell me you're not my Uber driver! |
1.3778 |
0.05936 |
135 |
100 |
19 |
16 |
413 |
Michael, you can stop rowing now. |
1.3750 |
0.05517 |
136 |
97 |
27 |
12 |
414 |
What do you mean you're afraid if I try to get in I'll tip the boat over? |
1.3750 |
0.05898 |
136 |
101 |
19 |
16 |
415 |
I hate low tide. |
1.3750 |
0.04999 |
136 |
92 |
37 |
7 |
416 |
Whaddya mean 'I think I can see land.'? |
1.3731 |
0.05672 |
134 |
97 |
24 |
13 |
417 |
Pass on the right, dammit |
1.3731 |
0.05770 |
134 |
98 |
22 |
14 |
418 |
It's my damn mirage and I tell you you're supposed to be a mermaid ! |
1.3731 |
0.05573 |
134 |
96 |
26 |
12 |
419 |
You're the 3rd climate change denier I've met today. |
1.3731 |
0.05770 |
134 |
98 |
22 |
14 |
420 |
Slow down, damnit! |
1.3731 |
0.05672 |
134 |
97 |
24 |
13 |
421 |
We are not in the same boat! |
1.3731 |
0.05573 |
134 |
96 |
26 |
12 |
422 |
Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.3731 |
0.05367 |
134 |
94 |
30 |
10 |
423 |
Yeah! Well, I can walk on water. |
1.3731 |
0.05471 |
134 |
95 |
28 |
11 |
424 |
I'm still doing my pushups, I'll switch over to the rowing machine later. |
1.3731 |
0.05262 |
134 |
93 |
32 |
9 |
425 |
I'm telling you this is not a low tide problem. |
1.3731 |
0.05471 |
134 |
95 |
28 |
11 |
426 |
Does it look like I have any extra sunscreen? |
1.3731 |
0.05867 |
134 |
99 |
20 |
15 |
427 |
Prepare to be boarded! |
1.3731 |
0.05044 |
134 |
91 |
36 |
7 |
428 |
Do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.3731 |
0.05471 |
134 |
95 |
28 |
11 |
429 |
You just had to save a few bucks on the GPS. |
1.3731 |
0.05367 |
134 |
94 |
30 |
10 |
430 |
Enough of the crawl. I'm switching to the butterfly! |
1.3731 |
0.05367 |
134 |
94 |
30 |
10 |
431 |
Now that you've rowed the damn boat ashore, what now Michael? |
1.3704 |
0.05637 |
135 |
98 |
24 |
13 |
432 |
No thanks, I get sandsick. |
1.3692 |
0.05583 |
130 |
93 |
26 |
11 |
433 |
Hey! Watch the wake! |
1.3684 |
0.05387 |
133 |
94 |
29 |
10 |
434 |
At least it's not raining. |
1.3684 |
0.05492 |
133 |
95 |
27 |
11 |
435 |
Once we make it to the ocean, we'll switch |
1.3684 |
0.05171 |
133 |
92 |
33 |
8 |
436 |
I didn't say "go" yet! |
1.3684 |
0.05387 |
133 |
94 |
29 |
10 |
437 |
Great, even my mirage needs water. |
1.3684 |
0.05795 |
133 |
98 |
21 |
14 |
438 |
" Help me. Please, help me! I can't swim". |
1.3684 |
0.05594 |
133 |
96 |
25 |
12 |
439 |
You had ONE job |
1.3684 |
0.05594 |
133 |
96 |
25 |
12 |
440 |
They called this "California." |
1.3684 |
0.05492 |
133 |
95 |
27 |
11 |
441 |
How do I know it won't sink? |
1.3684 |
0.05060 |
133 |
91 |
35 |
7 |
442 |
I don't think your crew is the only thing that's abandoned you. |
1.3684 |
0.05280 |
133 |
93 |
31 |
9 |
443 |
Enough with the "merrily, merrily, merrily". Life is NOT a dream. |
1.3684 |
0.05695 |
133 |
97 |
23 |
13 |
444 |
Do I look like I know where the water is? |
1.3684 |
0.05594 |
133 |
96 |
25 |
12 |
445 |
It's not the heat, it's the humility. |
1.3684 |
0.05492 |
133 |
95 |
27 |
11 |
446 |
Are you going to just let me drown? |
1.3684 |
0.05280 |
133 |
93 |
31 |
9 |
447 |
Come on and cry me a river. |
1.3684 |
0.05594 |
133 |
96 |
25 |
12 |
448 |
Heat stroke is a noun, not a verb, moron. |
1.3684 |
0.05695 |
133 |
97 |
23 |
13 |
449 |
At what point can we just walk?! |
1.3684 |
0.05795 |
133 |
98 |
21 |
14 |
450 |
Now do you believe in global warming? |
1.3684 |
0.05988 |
133 |
100 |
17 |
16 |
451 |
It's your turn to swim. |
1.3684 |
0.05171 |
133 |
92 |
33 |
8 |
452 |
You're going to leave me here to not drown? |
1.3684 |
0.05280 |
133 |
93 |
31 |
9 |
453 |
Let me guess...another climate change denier. |
1.3664 |
0.05441 |
131 |
93 |
28 |
10 |
454 |
I am sorry! If you let me back on the boat, I will not say another word about your sense of direction. |
1.3664 |
0.05653 |
131 |
95 |
24 |
12 |
455 |
And what exactly is Uber Surge Pricing? |
1.3664 |
0.05755 |
131 |
96 |
22 |
13 |
456 |
That's quite a dry sense of humor you've got there. |
1.3664 |
0.05548 |
131 |
94 |
26 |
11 |
457 |
NOW do you think life is but a dream? |
1.3664 |
0.05755 |
131 |
96 |
22 |
13 |
458 |
You did promise we'd take turns. |
1.3664 |
0.05441 |
131 |
93 |
28 |
10 |
459 |
Man overboard, damn you! |
1.3664 |
0.05548 |
131 |
94 |
26 |
11 |
460 |
Uber, I presume? |
1.3664 |
0.05653 |
131 |
95 |
24 |
12 |
461 |
"What about 'Land Ho!' don't you understand!!? |
1.3664 |
0.05441 |
131 |
93 |
28 |
10 |
462 |
Do you think you could stop splashing me? |
1.3664 |
0.05755 |
131 |
96 |
22 |
13 |
463 |
can you share some of your imaginary water |
1.3664 |
0.05548 |
131 |
94 |
26 |
11 |
464 |
Stop complaining! At least sharks are no longer a threat. |
1.3664 |
0.05220 |
131 |
91 |
32 |
8 |
465 |
Michael, you've rowed the damned boat waaaay too far ashore. |
1.3664 |
0.05653 |
131 |
95 |
24 |
12 |
466 |
On the bright side, we're in no danger of drowning. |
1.3664 |
0.05107 |
131 |
90 |
34 |
7 |
467 |
Will you be needing a coxswain? |
1.3664 |
0.05107 |
131 |
90 |
34 |
7 |
468 |
At least we're not stuck behind an imaginary majorette. |
1.3664 |
0.05857 |
131 |
97 |
20 |
14 |
469 |
Okay, you win. Life is a beach. |
1.3664 |
0.05755 |
131 |
96 |
22 |
13 |
470 |
Oh, stop complaining. At least you get to work on your core. |
1.3664 |
0.04871 |
131 |
88 |
38 |
5 |
471 |
Oh no thank you. I suffer from seasickness. |
1.3664 |
0.05857 |
131 |
97 |
20 |
14 |
472 |
I told you this was going to be a hard road to row. |
1.3664 |
0.05220 |
131 |
91 |
32 |
8 |
473 |
One more "Row, row, row your boat" and you're dead! |
1.3664 |
0.05441 |
131 |
93 |
28 |
10 |
474 |
I'll do it once more but then I'm done making motorboat sounds. |
1.3664 |
0.05548 |
131 |
94 |
26 |
11 |
475 |
Hey, buddy! Stay in your lane. |
1.3664 |
0.04990 |
131 |
89 |
36 |
6 |
476 |
You're splashing sand in my face. |
1.3664 |
0.05548 |
131 |
94 |
26 |
11 |
477 |
Uber? |
1.3664 |
0.05548 |
131 |
94 |
26 |
11 |
478 |
I know you're not real, but could I have a ride anyway? |
1.3664 |
0.05755 |
131 |
96 |
22 |
13 |
479 |
Are you crazy? Not without a life vest. |
1.3664 |
0.05332 |
131 |
92 |
30 |
9 |
480 |
I think I'd rather be up a creek without a paddle. |
1.3664 |
0.05548 |
131 |
94 |
26 |
11 |
481 |
I hope you sink. |
1.3664 |
0.05653 |
131 |
95 |
24 |
12 |
482 |
Trust me, I didn't say "get your ship together." |
1.3664 |
0.05755 |
131 |
96 |
22 |
13 |
483 |
Do you have to splash me? |
1.3664 |
0.05548 |
131 |
94 |
26 |
11 |
484 |
Let's call it a tie. |
1.3664 |
0.05332 |
131 |
92 |
30 |
9 |
485 |
How about an "On your left."? |
1.3664 |
0.06150 |
131 |
100 |
14 |
17 |
486 |
Okay! Fine! Star Wars is better than Star Trek...now can I get back in? |
1.3664 |
0.05755 |
131 |
96 |
22 |
13 |
487 |
Would ya quit with the merrily, merrily. This is not a dream. |
1.3664 |
0.05653 |
131 |
95 |
24 |
12 |
488 |
What I wouldn't give to be up a creek without a paddle! |
1.3664 |
0.05548 |
131 |
94 |
26 |
11 |
489 |
Man, looks like you need water more than I do. |
1.3664 |
0.05441 |
131 |
93 |
28 |
10 |
490 |
Your technique is not the issue. |
1.3657 |
0.05248 |
134 |
94 |
31 |
9 |
491 |
No, I Do Not have any Grey Poupon? |
1.3636 |
0.05917 |
132 |
99 |
18 |
15 |
492 |
Don't splash! |
1.3636 |
0.05512 |
132 |
95 |
26 |
11 |
493 |
For the love of god, I can't swim |
1.3615 |
0.05881 |
130 |
97 |
19 |
14 |
494 |
Okay, so what if I say you were right about climate change? |
1.3615 |
0.05350 |
130 |
92 |
29 |
9 |
495 |
Well Michael, you rowed the boat ashore alright! |
1.3615 |
0.05881 |
130 |
97 |
19 |
14 |
496 |
I promise I won't get seasick. |
1.3615 |
0.05005 |
130 |
89 |
35 |
6 |
497 |
Your mirage is obviously grander than mine. |
1.3615 |
0.05238 |
130 |
91 |
31 |
8 |
498 |
Okay Michael, we're ashore now. Hallelujah. |
1.3615 |
0.05675 |
130 |
95 |
23 |
12 |
499 |
Are you just going to leave me here to drown!? |
1.3615 |
0.05350 |
130 |
92 |
29 |
9 |
500 |
Thanks for offering to let me in, but I get seasick. |
1.3615 |
0.05675 |
130 |
95 |
23 |
12 |
501 |
Did it ever occur to you to throw me a life line? |
1.3615 |
0.05123 |
130 |
90 |
33 |
7 |
502 |
I know you're in a hurry, but could you help me look for my contact lens? |
1.3615 |
0.05461 |
130 |
93 |
27 |
10 |
503 |
Why do I always have to swim? |
1.3615 |
0.05569 |
130 |
94 |
25 |
11 |
504 |
Let me back in the boat Irv, you know I'm terrified of sand sharks. |
1.3615 |
0.05461 |
130 |
93 |
27 |
10 |
505 |
Ready... Set... Go ! |
1.3615 |
0.05675 |
130 |
95 |
23 |
12 |
506 |
I get it Michael, you've rowed the boat ashore. |
1.3615 |
0.05982 |
130 |
98 |
17 |
15 |
507 |
I admire your optimism, but positive thinking will only take you so far. |
1.3615 |
0.05461 |
130 |
93 |
27 |
10 |
508 |
Don't expect a good Uber rating. |
1.3615 |
0.05675 |
130 |
95 |
23 |
12 |
509 |
Come on in, the sand's fine. |
1.3615 |
0.05461 |
130 |
93 |
27 |
10 |
510 |
I see you're still denying climate change. |
1.3615 |
0.05238 |
130 |
91 |
31 |
8 |
511 |
I think I'm ready for the Dubai Olympics. |
1.3615 |
0.05779 |
130 |
96 |
21 |
13 |
512 |
How many bars do you have? My GPS still says "rerouting." |
1.3615 |
0.05123 |
130 |
90 |
33 |
7 |
513 |
No thanks. I'll wait for the mirage with the land rover. |
1.3615 |
0.05569 |
130 |
94 |
25 |
11 |
514 |
It's my turn to hallucinate. |
1.3615 |
0.05123 |
130 |
90 |
33 |
7 |
515 |
You're delusional if you think I can swim. |
1.3615 |
0.06081 |
130 |
99 |
15 |
16 |
516 |
Give it up, the tide has changed. |
1.3615 |
0.05461 |
130 |
93 |
27 |
10 |
517 |
Now are you convinced climate change is real? |
1.3615 |
0.05569 |
130 |
94 |
25 |
11 |
518 |
Are you just going to let me drown?! |
1.3615 |
0.05123 |
130 |
90 |
33 |
7 |
519 |
You sir, do not have both oars in the water. |
1.3615 |
0.05238 |
130 |
91 |
31 |
8 |
520 |
What happened to my regular Uber driver? |
1.3615 |
0.05779 |
130 |
96 |
21 |
13 |
521 |
And they called me a climate change denier. |
1.3615 |
0.05569 |
130 |
94 |
25 |
11 |
522 |
Yes, unfortunately, we are still in the same boat. |
1.3615 |
0.05461 |
130 |
93 |
27 |
10 |
523 |
Hey! Watch where you're going! |
1.3615 |
0.05569 |
130 |
94 |
25 |
11 |
524 |
No thanks, I'll just keep on swimming. |
1.3615 |
0.05569 |
130 |
94 |
25 |
11 |
525 |
Why am I doing all the swimming? |
1.3615 |
0.05461 |
130 |
93 |
27 |
10 |
526 |
For god's sake..throw me a line. |
1.3615 |
0.05238 |
130 |
91 |
31 |
8 |
527 |
Don't just sit there, throw me a line! |
1.3588 |
0.05638 |
131 |
96 |
23 |
12 |
528 |
Please, I can't swim! |
1.3588 |
0.05741 |
131 |
97 |
21 |
13 |
529 |
Stop splashing me, will ya! |
1.3588 |
0.05638 |
131 |
96 |
23 |
12 |
530 |
You couldn't have used your third wish for a Range Rover?! |
1.3588 |
0.05638 |
131 |
96 |
23 |
12 |
531 |
No thanks. I get seasick just looking at boats. |
1.3588 |
0.04974 |
131 |
90 |
35 |
6 |
532 |
One of us is lost. |
1.3588 |
0.05533 |
131 |
95 |
25 |
11 |
533 |
It's my mirage. I should at least get to row. |
1.3588 |
0.05091 |
131 |
91 |
33 |
7 |
534 |
When's it my turn to row? I'm tired of swimming. |
1.3588 |
0.05426 |
131 |
94 |
27 |
10 |
535 |
Are you here to rescue me? |
1.3566 |
0.05803 |
129 |
96 |
20 |
13 |
536 |
I'm looking for water. You? |
1.3566 |
0.05697 |
129 |
95 |
22 |
12 |
537 |
Stop telling me you can't swim! |
1.3566 |
0.05481 |
129 |
93 |
26 |
10 |
538 |
Help, I'm metaphorically drowning! |
1.3566 |
0.05590 |
129 |
94 |
24 |
11 |
539 |
Face it Jake, you're washed up. |
1.3566 |
0.05481 |
129 |
93 |
26 |
10 |
540 |
BOTH contacts? |
1.3566 |
0.05697 |
129 |
95 |
22 |
12 |
541 |
When exactly did the tide go out? |
1.3566 |
0.05019 |
129 |
89 |
34 |
6 |
542 |
If you think the rowing segment is hard, wait until you try to get out of the gym contract. |
1.3566 |
0.05481 |
129 |
93 |
26 |
10 |
543 |
Visualize your goal? Really, that's the best you got? |
1.3566 |
0.05369 |
129 |
92 |
28 |
9 |
544 |
Will you please stop shouting Land Ahoy? |
1.3566 |
0.05481 |
129 |
93 |
26 |
10 |
545 |
They never should've drained the swamp. |
1.3566 |
0.05590 |
129 |
94 |
24 |
11 |
546 |
We landed three miles ago, idiot |
1.3566 |
0.06008 |
129 |
98 |
16 |
15 |
547 |
Stop telling me that it is closer in nautical miles. |
1.3566 |
0.05019 |
129 |
89 |
34 |
6 |
548 |
No thanks, I prefer to swim. |
1.3566 |
0.05369 |
129 |
92 |
28 |
9 |
549 |
It's my turn to row now. |
1.3561 |
0.05283 |
132 |
94 |
29 |
9 |
550 |
So denial isn't just a river in Egypt. |
1.3538 |
0.05764 |
130 |
97 |
20 |
13 |
551 |
OK, the bottom is sanded so now we have to paint it. |
1.3538 |
0.05445 |
130 |
94 |
26 |
10 |
552 |
Stop singing that song, Michael. |
1.3538 |
0.05660 |
130 |
96 |
22 |
12 |
553 |
I feel like I'm in a New Yorker cartoon. |
1.3538 |
0.05660 |
130 |
96 |
22 |
12 |
554 |
How many more of these desert cartoons do we have to endure? |
1.3516 |
0.05611 |
128 |
94 |
23 |
11 |
555 |
I thought you said the swamp wouldn't be drained until February!!! |
1.3516 |
0.05720 |
128 |
95 |
21 |
12 |
556 |
I've tried the breast stroke, back stroke, and crawl stroke. Now I'm ready for the heat stroke. |
1.3516 |
0.05272 |
128 |
91 |
29 |
8 |
557 |
Thanks, but I'm afraid we'd capsize. |
1.3516 |
0.05154 |
128 |
90 |
31 |
7 |
558 |
Drain the swamp?" You said "DRAIN THE SWAMP???!!! |
1.3516 |
0.05272 |
128 |
91 |
29 |
8 |
559 |
Hold on there sailor. This is a no-wake zone. |
1.3516 |
0.05154 |
128 |
90 |
31 |
7 |
560 |
Deserting me? |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
561 |
And bring back a pizza, 6 cheeseburgers, a sack of tortilla chips, ice cream and a Chapstick. |
1.3516 |
0.05611 |
128 |
94 |
23 |
11 |
562 |
What happened to the majorette? |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
563 |
Yeah, well at least I'm keeping it real. |
1.3516 |
0.05720 |
128 |
95 |
21 |
12 |
564 |
No, for the thousandth time, I do not want to be the first mate. |
1.3516 |
0.05720 |
128 |
95 |
21 |
12 |
565 |
I believe I have the right of way in this situation. |
1.3516 |
0.05272 |
128 |
91 |
29 |
8 |
566 |
When they said get a ship of the desert they meant a camel! |
1.3516 |
0.05154 |
128 |
90 |
31 |
7 |
567 |
Noah, how clearly did you hear that voice? |
1.3516 |
0.05931 |
128 |
97 |
17 |
14 |
568 |
I Still Think Bernie Can Win. |
1.3516 |
0.06034 |
128 |
98 |
15 |
15 |
569 |
For the thousandth time – you come in on 'Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.' |
1.3516 |
0.05387 |
128 |
92 |
27 |
9 |
570 |
Are you sure we only hit a sandbar? |
1.3511 |
0.05518 |
131 |
96 |
24 |
11 |
571 |
Hey, you're taking on sand! |
1.3511 |
0.05518 |
131 |
96 |
24 |
11 |
572 |
Yell "Land Ho!" one more time and I'll clobber you. |
1.3511 |
0.05518 |
131 |
96 |
24 |
11 |
573 |
'Sand Ho! |
1.3511 |
0.05828 |
131 |
99 |
18 |
14 |
574 |
God isn't going to flood the place until you can fit WAY more animals. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
575 |
Pal, you're lost in more ways than one. |
1.3511 |
0.05189 |
131 |
93 |
30 |
8 |
576 |
Why can't you just admit you made a wrong turn? |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
577 |
You can have your rowing machine, I'll stick to push ups. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
578 |
Michael! You've long since rowed the boat ashore! |
1.3492 |
0.05890 |
126 |
95 |
18 |
13 |
579 |
What do you mean it beats crawling ? |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
580 |
The good news is we have the paddles; the bad news is no creek. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
581 |
For God's sake, throw me a life jacket! |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
582 |
Let me guess--your're from the government and here to help me. |
1.3492 |
0.05670 |
126 |
93 |
22 |
11 |
583 |
Do you believe in global warming now? |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
584 |
Sing one more note and I'm going to merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily punch you in the face. |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
585 |
You call it optimism. I call it denial. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
586 |
Yeah, yeah---for the millionth time--your biceps are looking bigger. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
587 |
You know I don't know how to swim! |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
588 |
What, you're gonna let me drown out here? |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
589 |
Really? "Life is but a dream?" |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
590 |
Michael??? |
1.3492 |
0.05890 |
126 |
95 |
18 |
13 |
591 |
It seemed easier before they drained the swamp. |
1.3492 |
0.05890 |
126 |
95 |
18 |
13 |
592 |
I don't mean to make waves but...they would be nice! |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
593 |
I think you might be even more lost than I am. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
594 |
Please, I can't swim! |
1.3492 |
0.05670 |
126 |
93 |
22 |
11 |
595 |
We're pretty far up this creek, but at least you have two paddles! |
1.3492 |
0.05203 |
126 |
89 |
30 |
7 |
596 |
Let me guess... you're one of those 'glass is half full' kinda guys? |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
597 |
Look, I don't mind all the rowing, but that "gently down the stream" crap has got to stop. |
1.3492 |
0.05781 |
126 |
94 |
20 |
12 |
598 |
The least you could do is throw me a life vest! |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
599 |
Frankly, I'm surprised Uber works all the way out here. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
600 |
Wow, that global warming thing just kinda sneaks up on ya, doesn't it? |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
601 |
Metaphorically, we're in the same boat! Will you quit correcting me? |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
602 |
Is this my mirage or yours? |
1.3492 |
0.05997 |
126 |
96 |
16 |
14 |
603 |
Now, it's your turn to be Moby. |
1.3492 |
0.05781 |
126 |
94 |
20 |
12 |
604 |
One of us is delirious. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
605 |
I tell you having a coxswain would make all the difference. |
1.3492 |
0.05670 |
126 |
93 |
22 |
11 |
606 |
Permission to come aboard? Sir |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
607 |
You're taking denial to a new level. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
608 |
How come it's always your turn going downhill? |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
609 |
Yes, I did call for an Uber. What took so long? |
1.3492 |
0.05781 |
126 |
94 |
20 |
12 |
610 |
Watch your wake, Pal! |
1.3492 |
0.05203 |
126 |
89 |
30 |
7 |
611 |
This is the first time ever I gave an Uber driver one star. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
612 |
I have an idea--Why don't we both just walk? |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
613 |
Stop making waves! |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
614 |
Do you still deny that climate change is real? |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
615 |
Keep rowing! It's just past the lighthouse. You can't miss it. |
1.3492 |
0.05890 |
126 |
95 |
18 |
13 |
616 |
have you seen two guys crawling behing a batoon twirler? |
1.3492 |
0.06102 |
126 |
97 |
14 |
15 |
617 |
All this way and you forgot the fishing rods?? |
1.3492 |
0.05670 |
126 |
93 |
22 |
11 |
618 |
Michael you've done it, hallelujah! |
1.3492 |
0.05781 |
126 |
94 |
20 |
12 |
619 |
Are you going to just let me drown? |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
620 |
One of us is delirious. |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
621 |
What do you mean you're not my Uber? |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
622 |
Return the GPS. |
1.3492 |
0.05557 |
126 |
92 |
24 |
10 |
623 |
Michael, STOP rowing your boat ashore! |
1.3492 |
0.05890 |
126 |
95 |
18 |
13 |
624 |
Do you believe in climate science now? |
1.3492 |
0.05781 |
126 |
94 |
20 |
12 |
625 |
Do you still think life is but a dream? |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
626 |
If life is but a dream, why can't we merrily get the hell out of here? |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
627 |
I would help you row. but I get seasick. |
1.3492 |
0.05997 |
126 |
96 |
16 |
14 |
628 |
What's your big hurry? |
1.3492 |
0.05323 |
126 |
90 |
28 |
8 |
629 |
For the last time, the "ship of the desert" is a CAMEL! THAT'S what I thought you were bringing! |
1.3492 |
0.05781 |
126 |
94 |
20 |
12 |
630 |
Do I have any Gray Poupon? That's hilarious, Frank... |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
631 |
What happened to the majorette? |
1.3488 |
0.05993 |
129 |
99 |
15 |
15 |
632 |
No, I don't want to take a turn rowing! |
1.3488 |
0.05682 |
129 |
96 |
21 |
12 |
633 |
When did you say the tide was coming in? |
1.3465 |
0.05169 |
127 |
90 |
30 |
7 |
634 |
Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.3465 |
0.05405 |
127 |
92 |
26 |
9 |
635 |
For the millionth time: I get seasick! |
1.3465 |
0.05405 |
127 |
92 |
26 |
9 |
636 |
Pull! You're almost to the other end of the mirage! |
1.3465 |
0.05047 |
127 |
89 |
32 |
6 |
637 |
The heat is making you a little dingy. |
1.3465 |
0.05520 |
127 |
93 |
24 |
10 |
638 |
I knew Uber would get here |
1.3465 |
0.05632 |
127 |
94 |
22 |
11 |
639 |
You climate change sceptics drive me crazy. |
1.3465 |
0.05520 |
127 |
93 |
24 |
10 |
640 |
Don't make waves. |
1.3465 |
0.05289 |
127 |
91 |
28 |
8 |
641 |
Has 'Man Overboard!' lost all meaning to you? |
1.3465 |
0.05405 |
127 |
92 |
26 |
9 |
642 |
Slow down, I can't swim that fast! |
1.3465 |
0.05405 |
127 |
92 |
26 |
9 |
643 |
OK - I think it's your turn to play the shark. |
1.3465 |
0.05289 |
127 |
91 |
28 |
8 |
644 |
One more chorus of "row, row, row your boat," and you're a dead man. |
1.3465 |
0.05520 |
127 |
93 |
24 |
10 |
645 |
Race you to the mirage? |
1.3465 |
0.05632 |
127 |
94 |
22 |
11 |
646 |
Are you in my mirage, or am I in yours? |
1.3465 |
0.04921 |
127 |
88 |
34 |
5 |
647 |
I get that Michael rowed his boat ashore, but your name's Barry. |
1.3465 |
0.05850 |
127 |
96 |
18 |
13 |
648 |
I refuse to sing the word merrily one more time. |
1.3465 |
0.05742 |
127 |
95 |
20 |
12 |
649 |
Michael, you can stop rowing, your boat's ashore! |
1.3465 |
0.05289 |
127 |
91 |
28 |
8 |
650 |
Are you talking to me? |
1.3465 |
0.05289 |
127 |
91 |
28 |
8 |
651 |
If you are such a good mirage, throw me a rope. |
1.3465 |
0.05405 |
127 |
92 |
26 |
9 |
652 |
What do you mean, the sun's making ME crazy? You're the one who didn't bring life jackets. |
1.3440 |
0.05691 |
125 |
93 |
21 |
11 |
653 |
A 'passing on your left' would have been nice. |
1.3440 |
0.05577 |
125 |
92 |
23 |
10 |
654 |
Are you my mirage or am I yours? |
1.3440 |
0.05093 |
125 |
88 |
31 |
6 |
655 |
Well, aren't you one big mixed metaphor. |
1.3440 |
0.05577 |
125 |
92 |
23 |
10 |
656 |
I know I prayed for a ship of the desert, but I meant a camel. |
1.3440 |
0.05341 |
125 |
90 |
27 |
8 |
657 |
Are you having the mirage or am I? |
1.3440 |
0.05093 |
125 |
88 |
31 |
6 |
658 |
(in reference to winning caption, Jan 2) Have you seen two guys following a majorette? |
1.3440 |
0.05914 |
125 |
95 |
17 |
13 |
659 |
Watch your wake, buddy! |
1.3440 |
0.05341 |
125 |
90 |
27 |
8 |
660 |
Michael, I told you to stop once you rowed the boat ashore! |
1.3440 |
0.05577 |
125 |
92 |
23 |
10 |
661 |
Of course it's slow going. You're rowing against the current. |
1.3440 |
0.05093 |
125 |
88 |
31 |
6 |
662 |
Not so merrily, now, are we? |
1.3440 |
0.05460 |
125 |
91 |
25 |
9 |
663 |
Need a coxswain? |
1.3440 |
0.05093 |
125 |
88 |
31 |
6 |
664 |
Thanks anyway, but I'll wait for the camel. |
1.3440 |
0.05460 |
125 |
91 |
25 |
9 |
665 |
I suppose you're looking for water too. |
1.3440 |
0.05341 |
125 |
90 |
27 |
8 |
666 |
No, I don't think we're almost there. |
1.3440 |
0.05460 |
125 |
91 |
25 |
9 |
667 |
Are you still denying global warming? |
1.3440 |
0.05218 |
125 |
89 |
29 |
7 |
668 |
If it was you who dropped the contact lens, I'd be down here helping you look! |
1.3440 |
0.05691 |
125 |
93 |
21 |
11 |
669 |
Local or express? |
1.3440 |
0.05691 |
125 |
93 |
21 |
11 |
670 |
Whaddaya mean life is but a dream? |
1.3440 |
0.05093 |
125 |
88 |
31 |
6 |
671 |
Come on in, the sand's fine. |
1.3387 |
0.05233 |
124 |
89 |
28 |
7 |
672 |
One of us is wrong |
1.3387 |
0.05597 |
124 |
92 |
22 |
10 |
673 |
Michael, enough already! You’ve been ashore for hours. |
1.3387 |
0.05233 |
124 |
89 |
28 |
7 |
674 |
Don't give up the ship? Really? |
1.3387 |
0.05357 |
124 |
90 |
26 |
8 |
675 |
Watch it there, Buddy! I'm looking for a contact lens here! |
1.3387 |
0.04564 |
124 |
84 |
38 |
2 |
676 |
Why do you always get to row? |
1.3387 |
0.04977 |
124 |
87 |
32 |
5 |
677 |
Cut it out, Jerry! Would you help me find my contact? |
1.3387 |
0.05478 |
124 |
91 |
24 |
9 |
678 |
Why don't you crawl for a while, and I'll row. |
1.3387 |
0.05597 |
124 |
92 |
22 |
10 |
679 |
I think we've both gone overboard. |
1.3387 |
0.05826 |
124 |
94 |
18 |
12 |
680 |
If you don't stop whistling "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head", I'll kill you. |
1.3387 |
0.05826 |
124 |
94 |
18 |
12 |
681 |
Watch the wake, buddy! |
1.3387 |
0.05713 |
124 |
93 |
20 |
11 |
682 |
Michael, you did it! |
1.3387 |
0.05938 |
124 |
95 |
16 |
13 |
683 |
Have you any Grey Poupon? |
1.3387 |
0.05713 |
124 |
93 |
20 |
11 |
684 |
I just need a lift to my next mirage. |
1.3387 |
0.05233 |
124 |
89 |
28 |
7 |
685 |
Are you sure the instructions were "One is by sea, two is by sand"? |
1.3387 |
0.05597 |
124 |
92 |
22 |
10 |
686 |
Which one of us is hallucinating? |
1.3387 |
0.05597 |
124 |
92 |
22 |
10 |
687 |
So what? I can't swim either! |
1.3387 |
0.05107 |
124 |
88 |
30 |
6 |
688 |
What? No life jacket? |
1.3361 |
0.05021 |
122 |
86 |
31 |
5 |
689 |
Yes, I think it is safe to say our marine GPS system has malfunctioned. |
1.3361 |
0.05155 |
122 |
87 |
29 |
6 |
690 |
Race you to the next dune! |
1.3361 |
0.05891 |
122 |
93 |
17 |
12 |
691 |
Still a climate change denier? |
1.3361 |
0.06226 |
122 |
96 |
11 |
15 |
692 |
Help me. I can't swim. |
1.3361 |
0.05891 |
122 |
93 |
17 |
12 |
693 |
I'm guessing you don't have any water? |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
694 |
We're in big trouble if I can't find my contact. |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
695 |
You and your 'short-cut'! |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
696 |
YOUR arms are tired?!Try doing the breast stroke for 900 miles! |
1.3361 |
0.05774 |
122 |
92 |
19 |
11 |
697 |
Do I have some water for your Dramamine? Seriously? |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
698 |
You still think the science on global warming is 'unsettled'? |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
699 |
You promised I could row today. |
1.3361 |
0.05774 |
122 |
92 |
19 |
11 |
700 |
Thats the last time I let you set the GPS. |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
701 |
Whaddaya think? Of course I'm the one who called for an Uber. |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
702 |
Sure, a ride would be great. You got a spare life jacket in there? |
1.3361 |
0.05021 |
122 |
86 |
31 |
5 |
703 |
Are you seriously going to make me swim the entire way!? |
1.3361 |
0.05155 |
122 |
87 |
29 |
6 |
704 |
OK I made a mistake, now can I get back in the boat? |
1.3361 |
0.05284 |
122 |
88 |
27 |
7 |
705 |
Stop splashing me!!! |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
706 |
I'm already hallucinating, so stop making waves. |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
707 |
Have you seen the great white camel? |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
708 |
I'm resigning as your personal trainer. |
1.3361 |
0.05021 |
122 |
86 |
31 |
5 |
709 |
Hey! Quit splashing! |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
710 |
I said I'm sorry. Let me back in. |
1.3361 |
0.05155 |
122 |
87 |
29 |
6 |
711 |
Two if by sea you idiot! |
1.3361 |
0.06004 |
122 |
94 |
15 |
13 |
712 |
No, I DON'T think we should stop and ask for directions. |
1.3361 |
0.05155 |
122 |
87 |
29 |
6 |
713 |
Nah, I prefer to swim. |
1.3361 |
0.04885 |
122 |
85 |
33 |
4 |
714 |
Worst fishing trip ever, Paul. |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
715 |
You're gonna wish your life was but a dream. |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
716 |
I tell you, one of us is getting their mirages mixed up. |
1.3361 |
0.05774 |
122 |
92 |
19 |
11 |
717 |
"Merrily, Merrily." Really? Really? |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
718 |
I'm swimming here! |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
719 |
It's just a guess, but I don't think that waiting for high tide is really going to help |
1.3361 |
0.04885 |
122 |
85 |
33 |
4 |
720 |
No no no! YOU start singing on the ROW! |
1.3361 |
0.04885 |
122 |
85 |
33 |
4 |
721 |
Michael, for God's sake, please stop rowing ashore! |
1.3361 |
0.05774 |
122 |
92 |
19 |
11 |
722 |
Get a grip, Frank. It was just a mirage. |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
723 |
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
724 |
Frankly, you need water more than I do. |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
725 |
Rising sea levels are not our main problem here |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
726 |
Look, our story just doesn't hold water. |
1.3361 |
0.05155 |
122 |
87 |
29 |
6 |
727 |
Still a climate denier? |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
728 |
My boat sank two days ago. |
1.3361 |
0.05155 |
122 |
87 |
29 |
6 |
729 |
No wake zone! NO WAKE ZONE!!" |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
730 |
I think I'll wait for an Uber. |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
731 |
I don’t like making waves. |
1.3361 |
0.05891 |
122 |
93 |
17 |
12 |
732 |
I'm warning you - go ahead say life's a beach just one more time |
1.3361 |
0.05284 |
122 |
88 |
27 |
7 |
733 |
How should I know which one of us is a hallucination? |
1.3360 |
0.05441 |
125 |
92 |
24 |
9 |
734 |
Enough with the dry runs, Howard! |
1.3360 |
0.05321 |
125 |
91 |
26 |
8 |
735 |
Well Barry, when it's your turn to swim you can make all the dolphin noises you want. |
1.3360 |
0.05786 |
125 |
95 |
18 |
12 |
736 |
There hasn't been an ocean here since 2020. |
1.3333 |
0.05496 |
123 |
91 |
23 |
9 |
737 |
I'll believe in climate change when hell freezes over! |
1.3333 |
0.05962 |
123 |
95 |
15 |
13 |
738 |
It gets harder at low tide. |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
89 |
27 |
7 |
739 |
Michael, you HAVE rowed the boat ashore; Hallelujah, already. |
1.3333 |
0.05616 |
123 |
92 |
21 |
10 |
740 |
No, thank you. I like the water. |
1.3306 |
0.05808 |
124 |
95 |
17 |
12 |
741 |
Ok , ok, if I promise to stop quoting Nietzsche can I get back in the boat? |
1.3306 |
0.05033 |
121 |
86 |
30 |
5 |
742 |
It's a metaphor. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
743 |
I was crawling before you learned to row. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
744 |
Hit me with that fuckin' oar again and I'll fuckin' drown you. |
1.3306 |
0.06029 |
121 |
94 |
14 |
13 |
745 |
Help me. I can't swim. |
1.3306 |
0.05033 |
121 |
86 |
30 |
5 |
746 |
No, I don't have any suntan lotion. Do you have any water? |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
747 |
At least you get to sit down. |
1.3306 |
0.05033 |
121 |
86 |
30 |
5 |
748 |
Sure, take the easy way out. |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
749 |
It's a hard road to row. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
750 |
Help, ..., man overboard! |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
751 |
Looks like he drained more than the swamp. |
1.3306 |
0.05553 |
121 |
90 |
22 |
9 |
752 |
Michael, enough ! |
1.3306 |
0.05796 |
121 |
92 |
18 |
11 |
753 |
What time is the next one? |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
754 |
What do you mean your GPS is recalculating!! |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
755 |
Yes, Michael, you've rowed the boat ashore. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
756 |
Now do you believe in global warming, Bob? |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
757 |
They said global warming would take longer than this. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
758 |
Michael your boat "IS" ashore ! |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
759 |
I'll never book a discount cruise again |
1.3306 |
0.06029 |
121 |
94 |
14 |
13 |
760 |
Get your boat out of my mirage. |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
761 |
Hey! I'm swimming here! |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
762 |
Well, of course it's easy for you—you don't get seasick. |
1.3306 |
0.05553 |
121 |
90 |
22 |
9 |
763 |
Hey buddy, next time warn people before passing! |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
764 |
This is the last time we use Siri for directions. |
1.3306 |
0.05553 |
121 |
90 |
22 |
9 |
765 |
Who drained the swamp? |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
766 |
And you doubted global warming. |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
767 |
You can stop now, Michael. |
1.3306 |
0.05796 |
121 |
92 |
18 |
11 |
768 |
I'll get back in the boat when you stop yelling 'Land ho!' |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
769 |
"You think I'm the mirage? |
1.3306 |
0.05796 |
121 |
92 |
18 |
11 |
770 |
Hey! Watch it, pal! I'm crawling here! |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
771 |
Turn back. You're in the wrong cartoon! |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
772 |
Pardon me....but do you have any gray poupon? |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
773 |
NOW, can we call an Uber? |
1.3306 |
0.05553 |
121 |
90 |
22 |
9 |
774 |
No, I will NOT join you for a round of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
775 |
A little less merrily! |
1.3250 |
0.05696 |
120 |
91 |
19 |
10 |
776 |
Hey, that's my boat. |
1.3250 |
0.05314 |
120 |
88 |
25 |
7 |
777 |
Any sight of land? |
1.3250 |
0.05571 |
120 |
90 |
21 |
9 |
778 |
Stop screaming, "Land ho!" |
1.3250 |
0.05444 |
120 |
89 |
23 |
8 |
779 |
See, it is you who was high, not the tide. |
1.3250 |
0.05571 |
120 |
90 |
21 |
9 |
780 |
Which one of us is the hallucination of the other? |
1.3250 |
0.05571 |
120 |
90 |
21 |
9 |
781 |
Maybe you're stuck on a sand bar ? |
1.3250 |
0.05571 |
120 |
90 |
21 |
9 |
782 |
Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon? |
1.3250 |
0.06053 |
120 |
94 |
13 |
13 |
783 |
Are you kidding me ... women and children first? |
1.3250 |
0.05044 |
120 |
86 |
29 |
5 |
784 |
How many times do I have to say "Land Ho" before you stop rowing!? |
1.3250 |
0.05181 |
120 |
87 |
27 |
6 |
785 |
But I had to be Wilson yesterday! |
1.3250 |
0.05444 |
120 |
89 |
23 |
8 |
786 |
If you hit me with the oar one more time, I'm getting back in the boat. |
1.3250 |
0.05571 |
120 |
90 |
21 |
9 |
787 |
You're in my lane. |
1.3250 |
0.05314 |
120 |
88 |
25 |
7 |
788 |
Request permission to come aboard, Captain. |
1.3250 |
0.05696 |
120 |
91 |
19 |
10 |
789 |
No thanks. I just called a cab. |
1.3250 |
0.04903 |
120 |
85 |
31 |
4 |
790 |
Stop singing that damn song! |
1.3250 |
0.05314 |
120 |
88 |
25 |
7 |
791 |
No, the tide is not going to come in any minute. |
1.3250 |
0.05571 |
120 |
90 |
21 |
9 |
792 |
When is it my turn with the mirage? |
1.3250 |
0.05444 |
120 |
89 |
23 |
8 |
793 |
For pete's sake, the boat will NOT tip over if you let me climb in! |
1.3250 |
0.05571 |
120 |
90 |
21 |
9 |
794 |
Some triathlon! Next you'll have to bicycle across a lake. |
1.3250 |
0.05314 |
120 |
88 |
25 |
7 |
795 |
Do you still think life is but a dream? |
1.3250 |
0.05314 |
120 |
88 |
25 |
7 |
796 |
Your other boat has a motor? |
1.3250 |
0.05314 |
120 |
88 |
25 |
7 |
797 |
The brochure said "isolated beach." |
1.3220 |
0.05500 |
118 |
88 |
22 |
8 |
798 |
Saved!! I came so close to giving up. |
1.3220 |
0.05500 |
118 |
88 |
22 |
8 |
799 |
"Great flood," my ass. |
1.3220 |
0.05757 |
118 |
90 |
18 |
10 |
800 |
Everyone else calls you a mirage; I say you're an idiot. |
1.3220 |
0.05757 |
118 |
90 |
18 |
10 |
801 |
#DrainTheSwamp |
1.3220 |
0.05757 |
118 |
90 |
18 |
10 |
802 |
You threw me out to lighten the boat? |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
803 |
No thanks, I'd rather swim. |
1.3220 |
0.05500 |
118 |
88 |
22 |
8 |
804 |
I'm guessing another 3 hours to high tide. |
1.3220 |
0.04945 |
118 |
84 |
30 |
4 |
805 |
Can't a man get a halfway-decent mirage? |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
806 |
but you know I can't swim' |
1.3220 |
0.05090 |
118 |
85 |
28 |
5 |
807 |
Showoff! |
1.3220 |
0.05500 |
118 |
88 |
22 |
8 |
808 |
The scientists never mentioned global evaporation. |
1.3220 |
0.05230 |
118 |
86 |
26 |
6 |
809 |
Hey, you got sand on me. |
1.3220 |
0.05630 |
118 |
89 |
20 |
9 |
810 |
You're going the wrong way! |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
811 |
I will not get back in the boat until you admit it's a mirage! |
1.3220 |
0.05630 |
118 |
89 |
20 |
9 |
812 |
So this is what "draining the swamp" is like. |
1.3220 |
0.05090 |
118 |
85 |
28 |
5 |
813 |
On your way to the mirage? |
1.3220 |
0.05230 |
118 |
86 |
26 |
6 |
814 |
You need to update that GPS |
1.3220 |
0.05500 |
118 |
88 |
22 |
8 |
815 |
You can stop rowing now, Michael. |
1.3220 |
0.06123 |
118 |
93 |
12 |
13 |
816 |
WAIT! Will you also pick up some milk? |
1.3220 |
0.05500 |
118 |
88 |
22 |
8 |
817 |
This is a no wake zone! |
1.3220 |
0.05230 |
118 |
86 |
26 |
6 |
818 |
I take it you're the camel designed by the committee. |
1.3220 |
0.05500 |
118 |
88 |
22 |
8 |
819 |
By chance, have you seen a lost shaker of salt? |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
820 |
You call that rowing! I could swim faster! |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
821 |
Enough with the 'Land Ho's! |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
822 |
I think we can safely say we've beached by now! |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
823 |
Enough with the merrily, already. |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
824 |
Denial only gets you so far. |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
825 |
Trump drained the swamp all right! |
1.3220 |
0.05630 |
118 |
89 |
20 |
9 |
826 |
Hey, mind your wake! |
1.3220 |
0.04945 |
118 |
84 |
30 |
4 |
827 |
What took you so long? I left that message in a bottle weeks ago! |
1.3220 |
0.05630 |
118 |
89 |
20 |
9 |
828 |
"There's a marina at the next mirage". |
1.3220 |
0.05882 |
118 |
91 |
16 |
11 |
829 |
Michael, you rowed the boat ashore! |
1.3220 |
0.05630 |
118 |
89 |
20 |
9 |
830 |
Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.3220 |
0.05500 |
118 |
88 |
22 |
8 |
831 |
It's 'gently down the stream' you imbicile. |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
832 |
My hope of rescue has also evaporated. |
1.3220 |
0.05367 |
118 |
87 |
24 |
7 |
833 |
Excuse me, but I have the right-of-way |
1.3193 |
0.05193 |
119 |
87 |
26 |
6 |
834 |
Can you at least stop singing that stupid song? |
1.3193 |
0.05715 |
119 |
91 |
18 |
10 |
835 |
Why couldn't you hallucinate a helicopter? |
1.3193 |
0.05193 |
119 |
87 |
26 |
6 |
836 |
Are you going anywhere near Secaucus? |
1.3193 |
0.05328 |
119 |
88 |
24 |
7 |
837 |
What do you mean? - "I'll be back later". |
1.3193 |
0.05328 |
119 |
88 |
24 |
7 |
838 |
WHAT?! The mermaid's a MIRAGE?! |
1.3193 |
0.05715 |
119 |
91 |
18 |
10 |
839 |
Can we PLEASE ask for directions? |
1.3193 |
0.05959 |
119 |
93 |
14 |
12 |
840 |
You here for the timeshare presentation, too? |
1.3193 |
0.05589 |
119 |
90 |
20 |
9 |
841 |
George, I'm telling you it IS land! |
1.3193 |
0.05589 |
119 |
90 |
20 |
9 |
842 |
That "merrily, merrily, merrily" line could be revised. |
1.3193 |
0.05328 |
119 |
88 |
24 |
7 |
843 |
It's your turn to swim. |
1.3193 |
0.05054 |
119 |
86 |
28 |
5 |
844 |
The STREAM, you idiot. Down the STREAM. |
1.3193 |
0.05589 |
119 |
90 |
20 |
9 |
845 |
According to Waze, this is the fastest route. |
1.3193 |
0.05959 |
119 |
93 |
14 |
12 |
846 |
Hey, I'm swimming here. Go find your own mirage. |
1.3193 |
0.05328 |
119 |
88 |
24 |
7 |
847 |
Loser buys drinks, right? |
1.3193 |
0.05460 |
119 |
89 |
22 |
8 |
848 |
The name 'Sisyphean Adventures' should have sounded an alarm bell |
1.3193 |
0.05589 |
119 |
90 |
20 |
9 |
849 |
No, I do not think a sailboat would have been faster. |
1.3193 |
0.05589 |
119 |
90 |
20 |
9 |
850 |
Row all you want, but we're in the same boat. |
1.3193 |
0.05328 |
119 |
88 |
24 |
7 |
851 |
Always showboating. |
1.3193 |
0.05328 |
119 |
88 |
24 |
7 |
852 |
One more verse of "Michael, Row the Boat Ashore," and I'll kill you. |
1.3193 |
0.05460 |
119 |
89 |
22 |
8 |
853 |
Again - You start singing after I've sung - 'Row-Row-Row your BOAT!' Why is this so difficult?! |
1.3167 |
0.05421 |
120 |
90 |
22 |
8 |
854 |
It's not about the destination, it's about the journey. |
1.3162 |
0.05381 |
117 |
87 |
23 |
7 |
855 |
Hey, watch the wake! Can't you see I'm swimming here? |
1.3162 |
0.05648 |
117 |
89 |
19 |
9 |
856 |
Hey, you wrecked my sandcastle! |
1.3162 |
0.05648 |
117 |
89 |
19 |
9 |
857 |
I'm looking for my contact lens. |
1.3162 |
0.05516 |
117 |
88 |
21 |
8 |
858 |
I noticed you slowed down; everything okay? |
1.3162 |
0.05100 |
117 |
85 |
27 |
5 |
859 |
I'll get back in later. I just want to swim for a while. |
1.3162 |
0.05381 |
117 |
87 |
23 |
7 |
860 |
My father crawled through this desert. My grandfather crawled through this desert. What makes you think you can just row on in here. |
1.3162 |
0.05516 |
117 |
88 |
21 |
8 |
861 |
Bill, maybe the tide's just out. |
1.3162 |
0.04953 |
117 |
84 |
29 |
4 |
862 |
Yelling 'stroke' won't get us anywhere |
1.3162 |
0.05648 |
117 |
89 |
19 |
9 |
863 |
Yes, I CAN believe that Arizona is a cheaper than Nantucket in the summer. |
1.3162 |
0.05777 |
117 |
90 |
17 |
10 |
864 |
Hey, man, are you just gonna let me drown? |
1.3162 |
0.05381 |
117 |
87 |
23 |
7 |
865 |
Slow down! You know I don't swim that well! |
1.3162 |
0.05381 |
117 |
87 |
23 |
7 |
866 |
You haven't happened to see a contact lens around here have you? |
1.3162 |
0.05100 |
117 |
85 |
27 |
5 |
867 |
Can you throw me a life jacket? I've been treading sand for days. |
1.3162 |
0.05648 |
117 |
89 |
19 |
9 |
868 |
Global warming my ass. |
1.3162 |
0.05777 |
117 |
90 |
17 |
10 |
869 |
Do you mind buddy? You just rowed over my sand castle! |
1.3162 |
0.05516 |
117 |
88 |
21 |
8 |
870 |
I've perfected my crawl. |
1.3162 |
0.05777 |
117 |
90 |
17 |
10 |
871 |
Don't you think you're going a little overboard? |
1.3162 |
0.06027 |
117 |
92 |
13 |
12 |
872 |
"How come you always get to row"? |
1.3162 |
0.05100 |
117 |
85 |
27 |
5 |
873 |
Can't we wait until the tide comes in? |
1.3162 |
0.04953 |
117 |
84 |
29 |
4 |
874 |
You started before I said, 'GO'! |
1.3162 |
0.05381 |
117 |
87 |
23 |
7 |
875 |
Quick, toss me a life jacket! |
1.3162 |
0.05777 |
117 |
90 |
17 |
10 |
876 |
Looks like we're both in the same boat. |
1.3162 |
0.05242 |
117 |
86 |
25 |
6 |
877 |
Grandpa said they privatized the EPA to finance some big wall project |
1.3162 |
0.05903 |
117 |
91 |
15 |
11 |
878 |
'Gently down the stream,' my ass. |
1.3162 |
0.05648 |
117 |
89 |
19 |
9 |
879 |
Thanks man. Now I'll never find my contact. |
1.3162 |
0.05777 |
117 |
90 |
17 |
10 |
880 |
Uber for Sam? |
1.3162 |
0.05777 |
117 |
90 |
17 |
10 |
881 |
Well, I call it glass half empty. |
1.3162 |
0.05648 |
117 |
89 |
19 |
9 |
882 |
I know we're not in the same boat, but I do feel we are fellow travelers. |
1.3162 |
0.04953 |
117 |
84 |
29 |
4 |
883 |
Are you...Michael? |
1.3162 |
0.05648 |
117 |
89 |
19 |
9 |
884 |
Next time, yell, 'on your left.' |
1.3162 |
0.04802 |
117 |
83 |
31 |
3 |
885 |
If you say 'land ho' one more time I'll capsize you. |
1.3162 |
0.05777 |
117 |
90 |
17 |
10 |
886 |
When you get to the oasis, order me a dry martini. |
1.3162 |
0.05777 |
117 |
90 |
17 |
10 |
887 |
When you reach shore, please send help. |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
888 |
I hallucinate therefore I am. |
1.3136 |
0.05205 |
118 |
87 |
25 |
6 |
889 |
Either you're a mirage or I'm a mirage. I'm hoping I'm the mirage. |
1.3136 |
0.05342 |
118 |
88 |
23 |
7 |
890 |
Quit making waves! |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
891 |
I still say climate change is a hoax. |
1.3130 |
0.05435 |
115 |
86 |
22 |
7 |
892 |
For the last time, it doesn't go, "I've been to the desert with the oars with no name." |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
893 |
Watch it! I'm hallucinating here! |
1.3130 |
0.05293 |
115 |
85 |
24 |
6 |
894 |
When will you global warming deniers admit you are wrong? |
1.3130 |
0.05435 |
115 |
86 |
22 |
7 |
895 |
You STILL think global warming is a hoax? |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
896 |
It's one thing to be tenacious, it's another to be stupid. |
1.3130 |
0.05970 |
115 |
90 |
14 |
11 |
897 |
Come on in the sand is great |
1.3130 |
0.05293 |
115 |
85 |
24 |
6 |
898 |
Hey watch it, I'm crawling here. |
1.3130 |
0.05147 |
115 |
84 |
26 |
5 |
899 |
At least Trump wasn't lying when he said he was going to "drain the swamp". |
1.3130 |
0.05147 |
115 |
84 |
26 |
5 |
900 |
Gently? Gently down the stream....really? |
1.3130 |
0.05293 |
115 |
85 |
24 |
6 |
901 |
Mine sank in a sand storm! |
1.3130 |
0.05435 |
115 |
86 |
22 |
7 |
902 |
Mirage or not, I'm coming aboard. |
1.3130 |
0.05293 |
115 |
85 |
24 |
6 |
903 |
Mine developed a leak. |
1.3130 |
0.04997 |
115 |
83 |
28 |
4 |
904 |
Excuse me, when is high tide? |
1.3130 |
0.05293 |
115 |
85 |
24 |
6 |
905 |
Hey, stay in your lane; you're drifting into my hallucination. |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
906 |
Let me guess – your mirage has water. |
1.3130 |
0.05147 |
115 |
84 |
26 |
5 |
907 |
Dammit, I spent all morning on that sand castle! |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
908 |
Are we there yet? |
1.3130 |
0.05147 |
115 |
84 |
26 |
5 |
909 |
I promise I won't be so negative. Can I please get back in the boat? |
1.3130 |
0.05435 |
115 |
86 |
22 |
7 |
910 |
As dry humor, this just doesn't cut it. |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
911 |
I will not go get two of every animal |
1.3130 |
0.05293 |
115 |
85 |
24 |
6 |
912 |
Michael, I think you have taken this "Row Your Boat Ashore" a bit too far. |
1.3130 |
0.05147 |
115 |
84 |
26 |
5 |
913 |
Say 'man overboard' one more time. |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
914 |
Is that what they call "death row"? |
1.3130 |
0.05970 |
115 |
90 |
14 |
11 |
915 |
The future of Row v. Wade. |
1.3130 |
0.05841 |
115 |
89 |
16 |
10 |
916 |
I told you, we're not rowing one more inch until I find my contact lens! |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
917 |
Let me guess, you're out of water. |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
918 |
Not if I have to bail. |
1.3130 |
0.05435 |
115 |
86 |
22 |
7 |
919 |
Hey, watch it -- I just lost a contact. |
1.3130 |
0.05147 |
115 |
84 |
26 |
5 |
920 |
No Brian, for the thousandth time, crawling is MUCH better cardio. |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
921 |
I don’t care that it used to be an ocean! |
1.3130 |
0.05293 |
115 |
85 |
24 |
6 |
922 |
Please let me in the boat, I can't swim! |
1.3130 |
0.05147 |
115 |
84 |
26 |
5 |
923 |
No, I'm NOT concerned about the tide coming back in. |
1.3130 |
0.04842 |
115 |
82 |
30 |
3 |
924 |
There are limits to positive thinking, Philip. |
1.3130 |
0.05435 |
115 |
86 |
22 |
7 |
925 |
Let's face it Bill. Your GPS must be off. |
1.3130 |
0.05435 |
115 |
86 |
22 |
7 |
926 |
Do you mind? I'm crawling here! |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
927 |
Nope, just a mirage. Let's keep rowing. |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
928 |
Let's switch, I'm getting tired. |
1.3130 |
0.05293 |
115 |
85 |
24 |
6 |
929 |
Yeah, it’s my new boat and I thought I’d give it a dry run. |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
930 |
Shouting "overboard!" isn't funny anymore, Terry. |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
931 |
"What do you mean we're not in the same boat? |
1.3130 |
0.05147 |
115 |
84 |
26 |
5 |
932 |
When do you think they will refill the swamp? |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
933 |
Thanks, dumb ass! You just rowed over my lobster traps. |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
934 |
Didn't I see you in a New Yorker cartoon last week? |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
935 |
Because I don't have as good an imagination as you, Larry; THAT'S why! |
1.3130 |
0.05293 |
115 |
85 |
24 |
6 |
936 |
Look on the bright side - at least you're not up the creek without a paddle! |
1.3130 |
0.04842 |
115 |
82 |
30 |
3 |
937 |
You want the 'desert island' cartoon, different page. |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
938 |
Still beat a day at the office? |
1.3130 |
0.05435 |
115 |
86 |
22 |
7 |
939 |
Watch it, pal! This is a no wake zone! |
1.3130 |
0.05147 |
115 |
84 |
26 |
5 |
940 |
Have you ever trained a fighter before? |
1.3130 |
0.05970 |
115 |
90 |
14 |
11 |
941 |
Do you realize that you don't have both oars in the water? |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
942 |
You want me to get into the boat when you do not have any life jackets? |
1.3109 |
0.05303 |
119 |
89 |
23 |
7 |
943 |
I take it this is your first Regatta. |
1.3109 |
0.05566 |
119 |
91 |
19 |
9 |
944 |
I shouldn't have pulled the plug. |
1.3103 |
0.05797 |
116 |
90 |
16 |
10 |
945 |
Stay in your lane! |
1.3077 |
0.05216 |
117 |
87 |
24 |
6 |
946 |
Can we switch? I am tired of treading sand! |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
947 |
Dang it, Michael. You just don't know when to quit. Do you? |
1.3070 |
0.05157 |
114 |
84 |
25 |
5 |
948 |
Let's switch, I want to cross train. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
949 |
Whoa buddy! This is a no wake zone. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
950 |
So global warming is a hoax! |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
951 |
Hey, thats the HOV lane! |
1.3070 |
0.05157 |
114 |
84 |
25 |
5 |
952 |
Can I be Captain Ahab and you be Moby Dick now? |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
953 |
took you long enough. |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
954 |
Okay right after I spit underneath the paddle, you row! |
1.3070 |
0.05861 |
114 |
89 |
15 |
10 |
955 |
Let's switch. You swim. I'll row. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
956 |
Does this look like gently down the stream to you? |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
957 |
Maybe for you it's all smooth sailing, but for me life's a beach! |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
958 |
I hate Apple Maps. |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
959 |
Watch out for the rapids! |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
960 |
There's a desert island straight ahead. |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
961 |
I told you to bring the damn sail! |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
962 |
Mike, please. You can stop rowing your boat ashore. |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
963 |
We haven't passed water for days! |
1.3070 |
0.05861 |
114 |
89 |
15 |
10 |
964 |
Quit showboating, Dave. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
965 |
Which way you heading? |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
966 |
No, thanks. I think I'll crawl. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
967 |
Stop splashing sand in my face! |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
968 |
I'm on the starboard tack. I've clearly got the right of way. |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
969 |
Did you find my bottle with a note in it? |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
970 |
Can you please stop yelling "stroke?" |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
971 |
No, the irony DOESN'T delight me. |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
972 |
Hey ! ! ! Watch your wake ! ! ! |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
973 |
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily my ass. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
974 |
So what if I’m NOT the first man to swim across the Oklahoma Panhandle? |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
975 |
You said I could row at the last dune. |
1.3070 |
0.04846 |
114 |
82 |
29 |
3 |
976 |
No thanks, there's an Uber on the way |
1.3070 |
0.05157 |
114 |
84 |
25 |
5 |
977 |
Climate change denier? |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
978 |
Permission to climb aboard, Captain? |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
979 |
It's time to admit it. A boat is NOT better than nothing. |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
980 |
An optimist would see the boat half full. |
1.3070 |
0.05861 |
114 |
89 |
15 |
10 |
981 |
Hey! No wake zone! |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
982 |
You know darn well it's my turn to row. |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
983 |
Can we talk about something other than your boat for once? |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
984 |
Really? Life is STILL a dream? |
1.3070 |
0.05157 |
114 |
84 |
25 |
5 |
985 |
This can't be happening; I don't believe in global warming. |
1.3070 |
0.05861 |
114 |
89 |
15 |
10 |
986 |
I resent everything about your mirage. |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
987 |
You didn't think I could swim, did you? |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
988 |
You should’ve stopped rowing when you hit the beach! |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
989 |
"Recalculate! Damn you. Recalculate! |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
990 |
Wait! Don't leave me! |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
991 |
Of course I'm upstream without a paddle ! |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
992 |
I still say climate change is a hoax. |
1.3043 |
0.05946 |
115 |
91 |
13 |
11 |
993 |
Stop rowing so I can get in. |
1.3043 |
0.05408 |
115 |
87 |
21 |
7 |
994 |
It's called "the crawl." What's your stroke? |
1.3043 |
0.05119 |
115 |
85 |
25 |
5 |
995 |
Hallelujah Michael, you DID get the boat ashore |
1.3043 |
0.05816 |
115 |
90 |
15 |
10 |
996 |
Of course, you're not tired, you're in the boat! |
1.3043 |
0.05408 |
115 |
87 |
21 |
7 |
997 |
Don't drink the sand. It will only make you more thirsty. |
1.3043 |
0.05548 |
115 |
88 |
19 |
8 |
998 |
What do you mean 'I don't do transfers' |
1.3043 |
0.05265 |
115 |
86 |
23 |
6 |
999 |
My turn to row. |
1.3043 |
0.05119 |
115 |
85 |
25 |
5 |
1000 |
You're too late. This hasn't been an ocean for 10,000 years. |
1.3043 |
0.05548 |
115 |
88 |
19 |
8 |
1001 |
Row, row, row all you want. Just, for God's sake, stop singing. |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1002 |
Watch your wake |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1003 |
Is this the way to the Climate Accord? |
1.3009 |
0.05166 |
113 |
84 |
24 |
5 |
1004 |
I can't believe you passed me. |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
1005 |
Don't you know any other songs? |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
1006 |
Pass on the right! |
1.3009 |
0.05166 |
113 |
84 |
24 |
5 |
1007 |
For the last time, I'm not going to drown! |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1008 |
And I thought I was lost. |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1009 |
Can I get a lift to the next mirage? |
1.3009 |
0.04850 |
113 |
82 |
28 |
3 |
1010 |
You know I can't swim ... throw me the life preserver! |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1011 |
I feel like you DO need directions. |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
1012 |
One more 'merrily' and you're capsized! |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
1013 |
I'm HAVING a stroke! |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
1014 |
Actually, why don't we both get up and walk? |
1.3009 |
0.05010 |
113 |
83 |
26 |
4 |
1015 |
I think the least you could do is share your mirage with me. |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1016 |
You didn't read the reviews before booking, did you? |
1.3009 |
0.05166 |
113 |
84 |
24 |
5 |
1017 |
I'll get back in if you promise to quit singing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat.' |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1018 |
I thought you said we were going for dessert. |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1019 |
Just add water. |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1020 |
Do you know the way to San Jose? |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1021 |
You just couldn't pull over and ask for directions? |
1.3009 |
0.04850 |
113 |
82 |
28 |
3 |
1022 |
Are you Row? I'm Wade. |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1023 |
Wanna race? |
1.3009 |
0.05745 |
113 |
88 |
16 |
9 |
1024 |
Can I get a ride? I can't swim. |
1.3009 |
0.05745 |
113 |
88 |
16 |
9 |
1025 |
Man overboard! Captain! Man overboard! |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1026 |
Merrily? Dream? Really? |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
1027 |
If you come across two guys following a prancing Majorette, tell 'em I took a wrong turn at the last mirage. |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
1028 |
How come you always get to row and I have to swim? |
1.3009 |
0.04850 |
113 |
82 |
28 |
3 |
1029 |
Please help me, I can't swim. |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1030 |
Jesus, Marvin! Just admit you were wrong about global warming! |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
1031 |
We should’ve stopped when we reached land. |
1.3009 |
0.05745 |
113 |
88 |
16 |
9 |
1032 |
"Dissolve the EPA," you said! "What's the worst that could happen?" you said! |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
1033 |
Which one of us is the mirage. |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1034 |
I may be thirsty but I'm not crazy. |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
1035 |
Help! I'm drowning. |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
1036 |
Watch it man I'm swimming here |
1.3009 |
0.05745 |
113 |
88 |
16 |
9 |
1037 |
Okay, it's your turn to push... |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
1038 |
You can lead a man to drink but you can't make him water |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
1039 |
No wonder the Aral Sea getaway package was so cheap |
1.3009 |
0.06144 |
113 |
91 |
10 |
12 |
1040 |
I don't care how much of a bargain it was, leave it! |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1041 |
Stop splashing sand on me! |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
1042 |
Would you PLEASE stop singing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat'! |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1043 |
What part of "no wake" don't you understand? |
1.3000 |
0.05500 |
120 |
93 |
18 |
9 |
1044 |
I'm not leaving without my contact lense. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1045 |
I'll start rowing again, as soon as I can find my contact lense. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1046 |
You smack sand in my face with that oar one more time, I'll sink your damn boat! |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1047 |
I think the tide is turning. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1048 |
Don't row so fast! |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1049 |
My turn to row, your turn to swim. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1050 |
Get the hell off my lawn. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1051 |
I've been yelling, "Man overboard" for an hour! Are you going to jump in and save me or what?! |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1052 |
The Nile? Turn left at the first pyramid. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1053 |
You just ruined my castle. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1054 |
Damn it, Noah! You said there would be a flood. Do you know how ridiculous we look? |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1055 |
Would it kill you to let me row for a while? |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1056 |
Hey, slow down. This is a no wake zone |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1057 |
I told you we should have taken the Jeep. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1058 |
your Uber profile promised air conditioning! |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1059 |
It's been an hour, it's my turn! |
1.2982 |
0.04650 |
114 |
82 |
30 |
2 |
1060 |
I'm sorry, I can only pick up at an oasis. |
1.2973 |
0.05665 |
111 |
86 |
17 |
8 |
1061 |
Damn it Michael. Quit it already. It is just a song! |
1.2973 |
0.05808 |
111 |
87 |
15 |
9 |
1062 |
Hey, you. I've got the right-of-way. |
1.2973 |
0.05214 |
111 |
83 |
23 |
5 |
1063 |
I fail to see how this floats your boat. |
1.2973 |
0.05665 |
111 |
86 |
17 |
8 |
1064 |
No, it's a 5K crawlathon. Rowathon's next week. |
1.2973 |
0.05054 |
111 |
82 |
25 |
4 |
1065 |
Next vacation let's go up a creek without a paddle. |
1.2973 |
0.05519 |
111 |
85 |
19 |
7 |
1066 |
And I say it was abandoned for good reason! |
1.2973 |
0.05214 |
111 |
83 |
23 |
5 |
1067 |
So pissed I forgot my fitbit. |
1.2973 |
0.05519 |
111 |
85 |
19 |
7 |
1068 |
Climate change is real, Donald! |
1.2973 |
0.05947 |
111 |
88 |
13 |
10 |
1069 |
Man overboard? - Very funny. |
1.2973 |
0.05054 |
111 |
82 |
25 |
4 |
1070 |
You pledging a fraternity too? |
1.2973 |
0.05665 |
111 |
86 |
17 |
8 |
1071 |
You can't leave me here. I'll drown! |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
1072 |
How many times must we hear "recalculating" before you get that you should have turned left at the beach? |
1.2973 |
0.05665 |
111 |
86 |
17 |
8 |
1073 |
Your mirage might have water but mine doesn't |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
1074 |
Have you seen Wilson? |
1.2973 |
0.05947 |
111 |
88 |
13 |
10 |
1075 |
If I wasn't such a masochist, you'd be a naked woman mirage. |
1.2973 |
0.05808 |
111 |
87 |
15 |
9 |
1076 |
Are you 100% sure about this google map thingy? |
1.2973 |
0.05665 |
111 |
86 |
17 |
8 |
1077 |
It's a nursery rhyme, Bill. Not a survival technique. |
1.2973 |
0.05665 |
111 |
86 |
17 |
8 |
1078 |
Goddamn, Google maps. |
1.2973 |
0.05808 |
111 |
87 |
15 |
9 |
1079 |
I'll get in when the flood starts and not a minute before. |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
1080 |
Thank God! Is your name Michael? |
1.2973 |
0.05214 |
111 |
83 |
23 |
5 |
1081 |
Oh sure, ask me to paddle now that we are approaching a dune! |
1.2973 |
0.05214 |
111 |
83 |
23 |
5 |
1082 |
We shoulda listened to Al Gore. |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
1083 |
Could you give me a ride to the next mirage? |
1.2973 |
0.05054 |
111 |
82 |
25 |
4 |
1084 |
Hallelujah! Michael rowed the boat ashore! |
1.2973 |
0.05519 |
111 |
85 |
19 |
7 |
1085 |
It’s not funny anymore, Moses. Put the water back. |
1.2973 |
0.05519 |
111 |
85 |
19 |
7 |
1086 |
Can't you just skip the damn 'life is but a dream' part? |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
1087 |
Put a life jacket on, you fool. |
1.2973 |
0.05214 |
111 |
83 |
23 |
5 |
1088 |
I like your mirage better than mine! |
1.2973 |
0.05519 |
111 |
85 |
19 |
7 |
1089 |
Wha'd'ya' mean there's another one behind you? |
1.2973 |
0.05054 |
111 |
82 |
25 |
4 |
1090 |
No, I haven't seen the lake. |
1.2973 |
0.05519 |
111 |
85 |
19 |
7 |
1091 |
What d'ya mean, you're 'out of water'?! |
1.2973 |
0.05519 |
111 |
85 |
19 |
7 |
1092 |
No, I haven't seen the great white camel. |
1.2973 |
0.05519 |
111 |
85 |
19 |
7 |
1093 |
IS life but a dream? |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
1094 |
Mind if I draft? |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
1095 |
Hey Michael, It's just a song! |
1.2973 |
0.05808 |
111 |
87 |
15 |
9 |
1096 |
I miss the good old days on our tiny island with the one palm tree. |
1.2973 |
0.05665 |
111 |
86 |
17 |
8 |
1097 |
For the last time I am still going to call it Global Warming! |
1.2973 |
0.05947 |
111 |
88 |
13 |
10 |
1098 |
One of us has got this wrong. |
1.2973 |
0.05519 |
111 |
85 |
19 |
7 |
1099 |
You fool! High tide won't be for another eight years! |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
1100 |
Do you still think climate change isn't real? |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
1101 |
Wait 'till the tide comes back in. |
1.2973 |
0.05214 |
111 |
83 |
23 |
5 |
1102 |
This was a lake when I started... Damn global warming. |
1.2946 |
0.05621 |
112 |
87 |
17 |
8 |
1103 |
Slow Down! |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
1104 |
I know you're a mirage because there's cold beer in your boat. |
1.2946 |
0.05762 |
112 |
88 |
15 |
9 |
1105 |
Maybe we'll find a desert island. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1106 |
You rowed the boat ashore three days ago, Michael. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
1107 |
Hey! You know common courtesy calls for you saying "passing on your left" |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
1108 |
I can't swim |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1109 |
Race you back? |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1110 |
For the last time, put on your life jacket! |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
1111 |
Sorry, I'm just following my GPS too! |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1112 |
I didn't think this was what he meant when he said he'd drain the swamp. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1113 |
Stop flicking sand in my face! |
1.2946 |
0.05621 |
112 |
87 |
17 |
8 |
1114 |
Hey, buddy...I'm drowning here! |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1115 |
That's weird, I didn't hear anything about a small craft advisory. |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
1116 |
Really wish you'd stop singing that damn song. |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
1117 |
When does the tide come in? |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
1118 |
Aren't you worried without a life jacket? |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
1119 |
Yeah, my GPS gave me this alternate route too. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1120 |
One of us is losing it. |
1.2946 |
0.05621 |
112 |
87 |
17 |
8 |
1121 |
Ha! Ha! You fool, I punched a hole in the bottom of the boat, just in case you left without me. You won't get far. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1122 |
Don't give up now! Every beach ends at water! |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1123 |
No I'll be fine thanks. You don't get many sharks this far south. |
1.2909 |
0.05826 |
110 |
87 |
14 |
9 |
1124 |
If you won't let me get in the boat, you could at least throw me a life jacket. |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
1125 |
I know a shortcut but you're going to have to help me carry the boat across a river. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1126 |
No fair -- you rode the tsunami in. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1127 |
What did you do to the albatross? |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1128 |
How about a lift to the next sand dune. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1129 |
You idiot, you forgot the life jackets. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1130 |
Shut-up and row! It was your idea to leave the country if he won! |
1.2909 |
0.05967 |
110 |
88 |
12 |
10 |
1131 |
I think it´s my turn to row. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1132 |
Hey, you should be wearing your life jacket! |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
1133 |
I should be doing the rowing,you know I can't swim! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1134 |
At least you could throw me a life jacket. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1135 |
Please, no wake. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1136 |
Only a fool would take on the Sahara without a coxswain |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1137 |
O.K., I'll say it, you are the world's most dedicated lifeguard. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1138 |
I see you got the leak fixed. Good job! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1139 |
I ordered a black car. |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1140 |
It's your turn to crawl! |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1141 |
I knew we should have asked for directions at that oasis! |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
1142 |
Stop singing 'This Sand Is Your Sand' and let me on your boat. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1143 |
I get to row at the next mirage |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
1144 |
I've been swimming for an hour. Its time to switch. |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
1145 |
You optimists tick me off! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1146 |
Dude you gotta relax, it is not a race! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1147 |
We could solve both of our problems with a little water. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1148 |
Can't you see I'm drowning here. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1149 |
I can't believe you threw me overboard. You know i can't walk. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1150 |
Just wait for high tide and then we will make some real time. |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
1151 |
You're trespassing on my mirage. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1152 |
You could have wished for two seats. |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1153 |
Michael, STOP rowing your boat ashore! |
1.2909 |
0.05826 |
110 |
87 |
14 |
9 |
1154 |
This is ridiculous, I'm quitting CrossFit. |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1155 |
I was joking. Let me back in the boat! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1156 |
Get the hell out of my mirage! |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
1157 |
Could you at least have said "on your left?" |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1158 |
For god's sake, man, can't you see we're in the wrong cartoon? |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1159 |
I still remember when slow wi-fi was my biggest problem. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1160 |
I know you are a mirage because I can't swim. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1161 |
How come I have to swim? |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1162 |
I think I'm dying of heat stroke, stroke, stroke! |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1163 |
Come back! You know I can't crawl! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1164 |
Don't blame me, I voted for Her. |
1.2909 |
0.06105 |
110 |
89 |
10 |
11 |
1165 |
One of us is an illusion. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1166 |
I've been treading sand this whole time, and you have a boat!? |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1167 |
Next mirage, I get to row! |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1168 |
You got your wish. He parted the whole sea. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1169 |
GPS ain't what it used to be |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
1170 |
Please tell me it's not my turn to row. |
1.2909 |
0.05967 |
110 |
88 |
12 |
10 |
1171 |
Want a coxswain? |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1172 |
I can't find your contact anywhere! |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1173 |
You're complaining? You're the one in the boat! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1174 |
I hope you remember where we parked the car. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1175 |
Hey!! I'm crawlin' here! I'm crawlin' here! |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1176 |
You're asking me for a glass of water? |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1177 |
You know I can't swim! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1178 |
Remember when life was but a dream? |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1179 |
Don't give me that Merrily Merrily Life is But a Dream crap. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1180 |
Sisyphus had it relatively easy |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1181 |
At this point I officially declare that - THE TIDE IS OUT! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1182 |
"Would you PLEASE quit singing "Row, row , row your boat"? |
1.2909 |
0.05967 |
110 |
88 |
12 |
10 |
1183 |
What desert isle! You're in the wrong cartoon. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1184 |
You know, that's a two-stroke penalty for grounding your club in the sand. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1185 |
When I was your age, we didn't have fancy boats. We CRAWLED to where we needed to be. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1186 |
And you call yourself a mirage? |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1187 |
I didn't know we were allowed to actually use our mirages. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1188 |
Could you slow down? My skis slipped off. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1189 |
What took you so long? |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1190 |
It would be easier if we agreed on compatible hallucinations! |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1191 |
You don't seem to have a lot of room. I'm going to wait for the next one. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1192 |
This is a "No Wake" zone, you jerk! |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1193 |
It's my turn in the mirage |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1194 |
Michael, I said, "DON'T row the boat ashore!" |
1.2883 |
0.05779 |
111 |
88 |
14 |
9 |
1195 |
You think you know where you're going, but you're in De-Nile. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1196 |
That's the last time we sign up for a DIY cruise! |
1.2844 |
0.04893 |
109 |
81 |
25 |
3 |
1197 |
Shouldn't you be wearing a life preserver? |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1198 |
My turn to row. |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1199 |
What do you mean you can't swim.... |
1.2844 |
0.04893 |
109 |
81 |
25 |
3 |
1200 |
Tell me when you want to take a break. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1201 |
OK, I'll help bail if you let me back in. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1202 |
Thanks, I'll wait for the next dune buggy. |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1203 |
I hate to break it to you brother, but you're no better off than I am. |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1204 |
Face it, we're both deserted. |
1.2844 |
0.05842 |
109 |
87 |
13 |
9 |
1205 |
Would you stop rowing for just a minute and help me find my contact lens?! |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1206 |
So much for 'life is but a dream,' Harold. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1207 |
Just looking for my contact lens. |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1208 |
Let's row to the Bermuda Triangle he says... it'll be fun he says... |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1209 |
This row versus wade debate is exhausting! |
1.2844 |
0.05842 |
109 |
87 |
13 |
9 |
1210 |
You said 'sun and sand', Jeremy. You did NOT mention water. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1211 |
Michael your boat was ashore 4 days ago! |
1.2844 |
0.04893 |
109 |
81 |
25 |
3 |
1212 |
Can I catch a ride in your mirage? |
1.2844 |
0.04893 |
109 |
81 |
25 |
3 |
1213 |
The least you could do is throw me a life preserver. |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1214 |
Look, I still can't find your contact lens! Let's just keep going. |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
1215 |
Would you perchance be in need of a coxswain? |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1216 |
I'll get in the boat after I find my contact lens. |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1217 |
We reached the shore miles ago. I'm done proving it. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1218 |
Grey Poupon? |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1219 |
And still, you deny climate change? |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
1220 |
When you find yourself running aground, the first rule is: Stop rowing! |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
1221 |
Have you seen a golf ball? |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1222 |
Of course, that's a great chest and arms workout,but I'm getting total body fitness! |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1223 |
This gym is clearly overcharging. |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1224 |
You forgot the fishing poles?! |
1.2844 |
0.05842 |
109 |
87 |
13 |
9 |
1225 |
Remind me again, what are we training for? |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1226 |
Have you seen a white whale? |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1227 |
Please! No more "row, row, row your boat"! |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
1228 |
How could you forget the life preserver? |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1229 |
You seen my keys? |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1230 |
Will you please stop rowing, I'm trying to find my contact. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1231 |
Isn't it my turn yet? |
1.2844 |
0.05842 |
109 |
87 |
13 |
9 |
1232 |
'Life is but a dream.' Yeah, right. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1233 |
It's my turn now. |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
1234 |
I think you're in the wrong mirage. |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1235 |
Get out of my mirage. |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1236 |
Believe me yet? I told you not to vote for him! |
1.2844 |
0.05986 |
109 |
88 |
11 |
10 |
1237 |
Come on, I'm drowning here! |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1238 |
No, it's not the Australian crawl, it's just the crawl. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1239 |
Use your core, man! It's all about the core! |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1240 |
Does it look like I have an extra sextant? |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1241 |
Hey, my sandcastle! |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1242 |
Your technique is not the problem! |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1243 |
Well, you don't have to do it so merrily! |
1.2844 |
0.05842 |
109 |
87 |
13 |
9 |
1244 |
What happened to yesterday's mirage with the motor?! |
1.2844 |
0.04893 |
109 |
81 |
25 |
3 |
1245 |
Alright, maybe global warming wasn't invented by the Chinese. |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
1246 |
At least one of us is lost. |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1247 |
Quit splashing me! |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1248 |
I don't suppose you've got a spare life jacket. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1249 |
Don't be ridiculous. Of course global warming is a hoax |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1250 |
Life is but a dream, eh! |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1251 |
No! I have right of way. |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1252 |
You're in the crawl lane, a**hole! |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1253 |
So you had to say, 'Come Hell or high water?' |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1254 |
I hope your boat sinks! |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1255 |
You must be Michael. |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1256 |
Oil the damn oarlocks, they're driving me crazy! |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
1257 |
High tide be damned, I think we can rest now. |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1258 |
I could help you row, and we'll get there faster. |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1259 |
Stop with the gently down the stream ok? |
1.2844 |
0.04893 |
109 |
81 |
25 |
3 |
1260 |
Yeah, I missed the boat. So what? |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1261 |
This is the last time I accept a "free" trip anywhere! |
1.2844 |
0.04893 |
109 |
81 |
25 |
3 |
1262 |
Race you!! |
1.2844 |
0.05986 |
109 |
88 |
11 |
10 |
1263 |
Rescue at last! My name is Donner. The rest of my party are unable to join us. |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
1264 |
One of us is hallucinating and I'm hoping that it's you. |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1265 |
Is that you Michael? |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1266 |
No thanks; it doesn't look safe. |
1.2844 |
0.04893 |
109 |
81 |
25 |
3 |
1267 |
So you're not even going to help me look for my contact? |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1268 |
Mr. Fancy--up shit creek, with TWO paddles! |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
1269 |
For the last time, it's not a beach and I don't need a lifeguard. |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1270 |
Sorry, I'm currently only accepting women and children. |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1271 |
Is it my turn to row yet? |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1272 |
Watch where you're going ! You just missed me. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1273 |
I'm telling you, without my contacts I can't see where we're headed! |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1274 |
I can't say I share your optimism. |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1275 |
Crawl was always my best stroke. |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1276 |
What a moron, how could you not notice I fell overboard three days ago? |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
1277 |
Great, now you're going all dinghy on me! |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1278 |
Any Grey Poupon? |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1279 |
Do you mind?! Your wake is slowing me down! |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1280 |
That's the last time I hire a safari guide through Craigslist. |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1281 |
I no longer care that this used to be an ocean! |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1282 |
If you ask me to say stroke one more time I am going to have one. |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1283 |
Nuts! I was sure climate change was a hoax! |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
1284 |
Stop! I just lost a contact lens. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1285 |
Hey! Why don't you look where you're going? |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1286 |
No, I didn't see a great white whale. |
1.2818 |
0.05649 |
110 |
87 |
15 |
8 |
1287 |
I told you, I'd rather swim. |
1.2818 |
0.05024 |
110 |
83 |
23 |
4 |
1288 |
Let's stop a while and see if we can catch some fish. |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1289 |
No offense, but you are the worst mirage ever. |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1290 |
So, what kinda mileage are you getting? |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
1291 |
OK, Michael, we've been ashore for hours. Now what? |
1.2804 |
0.05108 |
107 |
81 |
22 |
4 |
1292 |
I don't know, why do you think the boat feels lighter? |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
1293 |
Old Testament story cut by editor: Noah joins forces with Moses. |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
1294 |
Really? You think you need four "merrily"s? |
1.2804 |
0.05602 |
107 |
84 |
16 |
7 |
1295 |
Did the Groupon explicitly mention water was included? |
1.2804 |
0.04560 |
107 |
78 |
28 |
1 |
1296 |
I hope you spring a leak. |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
1297 |
I've been assured that life is but a dream. |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
1298 |
Because I'd rather burn my hands and feet than explaining you one more time what 'irony' is. |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
1299 |
You think you have it hard? At least you've got a boat! |
1.2804 |
0.05602 |
107 |
84 |
16 |
7 |
1300 |
Yes, we're both tired, thirsty and hungry - but other than that, we're not really in the same boat. |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
1301 |
Are you my Uber ride? |
1.2804 |
0.05108 |
107 |
81 |
22 |
4 |
1302 |
So, how is this dream about sex? |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
1303 |
No, I don't know the way to San Jose. |
1.2804 |
0.05108 |
107 |
81 |
22 |
4 |
1304 |
Ahoy Captain! Permission to call you an idiot! |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
1305 |
Hal-a-frickin'-looyah! Stop rowing, Michael!" |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
1306 |
So global warming is a hoax! |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
1307 |
What I said was by land OR by sea. |
1.2804 |
0.05757 |
107 |
85 |
14 |
8 |
1308 |
one of us is a mirage |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
1309 |
You're rowing against the grains. |
1.2804 |
0.05108 |
107 |
81 |
22 |
4 |
1310 |
I think we need a little less ebb and a lot more flow. |
1.2804 |
0.05602 |
107 |
84 |
16 |
7 |
1311 |
Did I ever tell you just how much I detest your optimism?! |
1.2804 |
0.05108 |
107 |
81 |
22 |
4 |
1312 |
Watch it, buddy. This is a no-wake zone. |
1.2804 |
0.05108 |
107 |
81 |
22 |
4 |
1313 |
Will you quit with the "Merrily, Merrily, Merrily"! |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
1314 |
Is that the only song you know?!? |
1.2804 |
0.05602 |
107 |
84 |
16 |
7 |
1315 |
Throw me a life preserver! I can't swim. |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
1316 |
Still think global warming fears are exaggerated? |
1.2804 |
0.05757 |
107 |
85 |
14 |
8 |
1317 |
Would you happen to have some Grey Poupon? |
1.2804 |
0.05602 |
107 |
84 |
16 |
7 |
1318 |
Oh yeah, now my ship has come in. |
1.2804 |
0.05908 |
107 |
86 |
12 |
9 |
1319 |
I sing merrily, merrily and THEN you come in! |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
1320 |
Thank God for Uberboat! |
1.2804 |
0.05108 |
107 |
81 |
22 |
4 |
1321 |
For the last time, stop splashing me! |
1.2804 |
0.05757 |
107 |
85 |
14 |
8 |
1322 |
It could be worse, it could be raining. |
1.2804 |
0.04932 |
107 |
80 |
24 |
3 |
1323 |
No that's OK, I'll swim to shore. |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
1324 |
Your oar is in my lane, Buddy! |
1.2804 |
0.04932 |
107 |
80 |
24 |
3 |
1325 |
Yes, I know how to swim, but what's your point? |
1.2804 |
0.05108 |
107 |
81 |
22 |
4 |
1326 |
Call me Ishmael. What's your's? |
1.2804 |
0.05602 |
107 |
84 |
16 |
7 |
1327 |
It was cute the first time you rowed the boat ashore, Michael, but now you're just showing off! |
1.2804 |
0.05757 |
107 |
85 |
14 |
8 |
1328 |
What is wrong with you? A guy in a mirage should be driving a jeep! |
1.2804 |
0.05602 |
107 |
84 |
16 |
7 |
1329 |
Hey!! I'm crawlin' here! I'm crawlin' here! |
1.2804 |
0.05602 |
107 |
84 |
16 |
7 |
1330 |
I bet you didn't update your new GPS either. |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
1331 |
Stay in your lane! |
1.2804 |
0.04932 |
107 |
80 |
24 |
3 |
1332 |
I told Uber to send a camel, not a metaphor! |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
1333 |
Just wait 'til the tide turns. |
1.2804 |
0.05908 |
107 |
86 |
12 |
9 |
1334 |
Well, hallelujah, Michael! |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
1335 |
Aw, come on, I can't swim. |
1.2804 |
0.05757 |
107 |
85 |
14 |
8 |
1336 |
Get your own mirage |
1.2778 |
0.05235 |
108 |
83 |
20 |
5 |
1337 |
Global warming has a weird way of sneaking up on you. |
1.2778 |
0.05067 |
108 |
82 |
22 |
4 |
1338 |
Why do you always get to row? |
1.2778 |
0.05398 |
108 |
84 |
18 |
6 |
1339 |
...the bad news is, I think one of us still has to eat the other |
1.2778 |
0.05556 |
108 |
85 |
16 |
7 |
1340 |
Excuse me sir. I don't suppose you could spare a little water! |
1.2778 |
0.05859 |
108 |
87 |
12 |
9 |
1341 |
Well, at least I'm one stage closer to 'acceptance' than you are! |
1.2778 |
0.05398 |
108 |
84 |
18 |
6 |
1342 |
Can I get a lift to the mirage? |
1.2778 |
0.05398 |
108 |
84 |
18 |
6 |
1343 |
Worst mirage ever. |
1.2778 |
0.05235 |
108 |
83 |
20 |
5 |
1344 |
So much for your prediction of rising ocean levels making this ideal beachfront property. |
1.2778 |
0.05556 |
108 |
85 |
16 |
7 |
1345 |
WHO said it was a three hour tour? |
1.2778 |
0.05556 |
108 |
85 |
16 |
7 |
1346 |
Hey, your first meeting of Climate Deniers Anonymous too? |
1.2778 |
0.05709 |
108 |
86 |
14 |
8 |
1347 |
Mom says to pick up some milk on your way back. |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
1348 |
Beat it, pal! This is my mirage! |
1.2736 |
0.04931 |
106 |
80 |
23 |
3 |
1349 |
What's this rising tide you keep yammering about? |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1350 |
You need a coxswain? |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
1351 |
Fine then. I'll swim |
1.2736 |
0.05110 |
106 |
81 |
21 |
4 |
1352 |
Are we far enough away from Trump yet? |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1353 |
Life had better be but a dream. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1354 |
Would you please stop singing that damn song?!!? |
1.2736 |
0.04931 |
106 |
80 |
23 |
3 |
1355 |
You'd better hurry up. The beach closes at sundown. |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
1356 |
Enough training. I'm ready for the English Channel now. |
1.2736 |
0.05771 |
106 |
85 |
13 |
8 |
1357 |
I admire your enthusiasm. |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1358 |
You're just leaving me here to drown in your mirage? |
1.2736 |
0.04931 |
106 |
80 |
23 |
3 |
1359 |
Oh no, they mixed the metaphors! |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
1360 |
C'mon, let me in. I'm dying out here. |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1361 |
For the love of Science, get out of the boat and admit global warming is real! |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1362 |
So life is but a dream, huh? |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1363 |
My turn to row now ... you swim! |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1364 |
Another mile and I'm switching to the butterfly. |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1365 |
Move over sand rover. |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
1366 |
Now they're saying no rain until Thursday. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1367 |
I texted for an Uber! |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1368 |
This is not what I expected when I wished for dry land. |
1.2736 |
0.05110 |
106 |
81 |
21 |
4 |
1369 |
at least you're up the creek with a paddle |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
1370 |
But what do you do for your quads? |
1.2736 |
0.04746 |
106 |
79 |
25 |
2 |
1371 |
Maybe with two of us rowing we could make it. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1372 |
I think we're stuck on a sandbar! |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1373 |
How about I row and you push? |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1374 |
The least you could do is throw me a life preserver. |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
1375 |
I'm Sorry! Please, just let me get back in the boat! |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1376 |
But he said global warming wasn't real! |
1.2736 |
0.05110 |
106 |
81 |
21 |
4 |
1377 |
You know if you let me back in we could make better time . |
1.2736 |
0.05110 |
106 |
81 |
21 |
4 |
1378 |
No, thanks. I'll walk. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1379 |
Are you still a climate change skeptic? |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1380 |
Yes, but it is a really wet sand. |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1381 |
You one percenters make me sick! |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1382 |
I always knew you didn't have all your oars in the water! |
1.2736 |
0.05771 |
106 |
85 |
13 |
8 |
1383 |
How can I be sure it won't capsize? |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1384 |
If I had known this is what they meant by 'Uber Ultra Basic' I would have spent the extra 5 bucks! |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1385 |
I don't care if you can't swim-my turn |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
1386 |
Hey! This is a no wake zone. |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1387 |
Don't just stare; throw me a life preserver. |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1388 |
Okay now try putting it in reverse. |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1389 |
It would be a lot faster if you put up a sail. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1390 |
Let's just call for an Uber. |
1.2736 |
0.05110 |
106 |
81 |
21 |
4 |
1391 |
All we need is that rising tide. |
1.2736 |
0.05110 |
106 |
81 |
21 |
4 |
1392 |
When did you say the sea level would rise? |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1393 |
Michael, do you really think you can row your boat ashore? |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1394 |
Buy the rowboat, you said. It's nicer than the camel. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1395 |
Can I borrow your sunscreen? |
1.2736 |
0.05110 |
106 |
81 |
21 |
4 |
1396 |
Dammit, feather your oars. |
1.2736 |
0.05771 |
106 |
85 |
13 |
8 |
1397 |
Do you have any lip balm? |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1398 |
You came all this way and you didn't bring any water? |
1.2736 |
0.05771 |
106 |
85 |
13 |
8 |
1399 |
Hey Mike, please stop rowing the boat ashore. |
1.2736 |
0.05110 |
106 |
81 |
21 |
4 |
1400 |
Enough is enough - download the Google Maps update! |
1.2736 |
0.05771 |
106 |
85 |
13 |
8 |
1401 |
And life is NOT a dream |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1402 |
Michael, they were saying to row ashore, not onshore. |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1403 |
So which one of us is seeing the mirage? |
1.2736 |
0.04931 |
106 |
80 |
23 |
3 |
1404 |
Okay, Michael. Go on and row the boat ashore you asshole. |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
1405 |
Can I borrow your phone charger? |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
1406 |
For the hundredth time, it's not "gently down the seam." |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1407 |
Slow Down! This is a low wake zone. |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
1408 |
Never seen the tide so low. |
1.2736 |
0.04746 |
106 |
79 |
25 |
2 |
1409 |
I don't care if getting there is half the fun, you look like an idiot! |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
1410 |
So you still think global warming's a hoax? |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1411 |
Help me find my car keys and we'll drive out. |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1412 |
Sorry, last marina I saw was at the mirage about 30 miles back. |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1413 |
Lucky you. My boat sprung a leak. |
1.2736 |
0.05110 |
106 |
81 |
21 |
4 |
1414 |
Well it wasn't my idea to come to California! |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1415 |
Quick, toss me a life jacket! |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1416 |
Michael - enough already. Stop rowing! |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1417 |
Do you happen to have a life vest? |
1.2710 |
0.04892 |
107 |
81 |
23 |
3 |
1418 |
What do you mean your trying to find the dry dock? |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1419 |
In retrospect I don't think I was the problem. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1420 |
Heat stroke, heat stroke, heat stroke... |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1421 |
Gently down the STREAM, Ian, gently down the STREAM! |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1422 |
So, do you still deny climate change? |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1423 |
I'm doing the crawl. What are you doing? |
1.2710 |
0.04892 |
107 |
81 |
23 |
3 |
1424 |
If you can row on sand, I can crawl on water! |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1425 |
Why do you always get to ride in the boat? |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
1426 |
"I'll race ya". |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1427 |
Hell and back, or one way? |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1428 |
I should have updated the GPS. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1429 |
Say "sculling" one more time and I'll break your oars. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1430 |
Hey man, you're in the wrong cartoon. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1431 |
Michael, how long are you going to row your boat ashore? |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1432 |
Next time I'm booking the cruise. |
1.2710 |
0.04708 |
107 |
80 |
25 |
2 |
1433 |
Going my way? |
1.2710 |
0.04708 |
107 |
80 |
25 |
2 |
1434 |
Are you ready to admit now that there's a reason the river less travelled by is less travelled by? |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1435 |
Sorry, but I liked the majorette in my last desert ordeal. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1436 |
Can we switch yet? |
1.2710 |
0.04708 |
107 |
80 |
25 |
2 |
1437 |
You're going the wrong way! |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1438 |
Please! Please! There are sand sharks everywhere!!!.... |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1439 |
I say we switch at the next rest stop. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1440 |
Apparently we've reached the Dry Tortugas. |
1.2710 |
0.05722 |
107 |
86 |
13 |
8 |
1441 |
We both could use a little water. |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
83 |
19 |
5 |
1442 |
Do you mind? I can't swim with your oar in the way! |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1443 |
Where does gently down the stream come in? |
1.2708 |
0.05635 |
96 |
75 |
16 |
5 |
1444 |
~No Wake, dammit, No Wake!~ |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1445 |
Pound sand. |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1446 |
Sorry, the last Starbuck's I saw was at least 3 mirages south. |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1447 |
'Let's rent a house at the beach,' she said. |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
1448 |
Ok, then you be the visionary and I'll be the team player. |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1449 |
Yeah, life is but a dream alright. |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1450 |
Why don't I row and you do the swimming? |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1451 |
I've heard of "Rowe v. Wade", but never "Row v. Crawl." |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1452 |
I dunno, but it sure beats rowing upstream without a paddle. |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1453 |
No, no! You come in BEFORE "gently down the stream!" |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1454 |
Caught anything? |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
1455 |
You gonna toss me a line or what? |
1.2692 |
0.04970 |
104 |
79 |
22 |
3 |
1456 |
Feel sorry for the next bastard who tells me he doesn't believe in climate change. |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
1457 |
Hey buddy, man overboard! |
1.2692 |
0.04970 |
104 |
79 |
22 |
3 |
1458 |
Watch out, sand sharks up ahead! |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1459 |
The fraternity can kiss my ass! |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
1460 |
Finally |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1461 |
Okay Mike, you rode the boat ashore. What's the next verse say? |
1.2692 |
0.04970 |
104 |
79 |
22 |
3 |
1462 |
You need a plus-one for the diamond lane, pal! |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1463 |
Wish they'd call off this climate change hoax! |
1.2692 |
0.05834 |
104 |
84 |
12 |
8 |
1464 |
Row harder. We're the last 2 climate skeptics. |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
1465 |
Sand, sand everywhere and not a grain to eat |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
1466 |
Heat stroke, heat stroke, heat stroke... |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
1467 |
You need a coxswain? |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1468 |
Hey, I'm crawlin' here! |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1469 |
Can't you help a drowning man? |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1470 |
Are you seriously going to drop me off here? |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1471 |
Your irony is interfering with my stereotype |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1472 |
Really, beachfront property? |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1473 |
This IS land, you idiot! |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1474 |
Do you have any idea of how annoying you are? |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1475 |
This is pedestrians only. |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
104 |
77 |
26 |
1 |
1476 |
Where's your life jacket??! |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1477 |
Why is it you kids always have to look for the easy way out of doing everything? |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1478 |
I asked you to wait! |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1479 |
You realize you're taking climate change denial to a whole new level? |
1.2692 |
0.04970 |
104 |
79 |
22 |
3 |
1480 |
If you must know, I was a coxswain for 4 years at Harvard. |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
1481 |
Isn't it about time you global warming deniers gave up? |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1482 |
The OTHER way, you idiot! |
1.2692 |
0.06146 |
104 |
86 |
8 |
10 |
1483 |
Can I get a ride? I can't swim any longer. |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1484 |
It's safe to get out of the boat now. |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
1485 |
I prayed for water, not Walter! |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1486 |
My God, just how large is this beach! |
1.2692 |
0.06146 |
104 |
86 |
8 |
10 |
1487 |
That's your wish?! |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1488 |
Wait, is El Niño or La Niña the wet one? |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
1489 |
Let's switch. I play Rose and you play Jack. |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1490 |
Have you seen my surfboard? |
1.2692 |
0.04970 |
104 |
79 |
22 |
3 |
1491 |
Guess what! That boat's a mirage too! |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1492 |
The hardest day of my life was the day I sold my boat. |
1.2692 |
0.04779 |
104 |
78 |
24 |
2 |
1493 |
Stroke of genius my ass! |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1494 |
It's dessert, not desert. Be careful what you wish for! |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
1495 |
What part of global are you not getting? |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1496 |
Okay, no more megaphone. |
1.2692 |
0.05992 |
104 |
85 |
10 |
9 |
1497 |
You must be one of those global warming skeptics. |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1498 |
Joe, lets go back to gym membership. Its only 20 bucks a month. |
1.2692 |
0.04970 |
104 |
79 |
22 |
3 |
1499 |
Come on, lemme back in. I promise not to criticize your rowing technique again. |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
1500 |
Sing "row, row, row your boat" one more time and I swear, your life WILL be but a dream!! |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1501 |
"Slow down would you? Can't you see I'm trying to find my contact lens? |
1.2692 |
0.04970 |
104 |
79 |
22 |
3 |
1502 |
You're not leaving without me! |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1503 |
Why do you always get to row downhill? |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1504 |
I told you climate change is real! |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1505 |
I thought you said we were going for dessert. |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1506 |
And you forgot the life-jackets?! |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1507 |
I can take the heat - I can even take being lost - but I just can't take that song anymore! |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
1508 |
Hey! Pass on the starboard! |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1509 |
Have you seen my glasses? |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1510 |
I said merrily, dammit! |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1511 |
wait! You need a coxswain! |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1512 |
Where's your life vest? |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1513 |
Watch it! I'm crawling here! |
1.2692 |
0.04970 |
104 |
79 |
22 |
3 |
1514 |
For the last time, stop saying there's no more room in the boat! |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1515 |
Michael! Stop rowing the boat ashore! |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1516 |
Yes, this is the other Dead Sea. |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1517 |
What do you mean, 'The other choice was a camel'? |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1518 |
Life is but a dream, right. |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1519 |
There's sand in my suit. |
1.2685 |
0.05675 |
108 |
87 |
13 |
8 |
1520 |
Quick sand my ass. |
1.2685 |
0.05675 |
108 |
87 |
13 |
8 |
1521 |
Still sure this was a shortcut? |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
1522 |
That's what you get for asking to be transferred to dry land |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
1523 |
Only now do I appreciate the fact that you named your boat after your wife, Sandy. |
1.2685 |
0.04853 |
108 |
82 |
23 |
3 |
1524 |
Let's hope we're all part of a mirage |
1.2685 |
0.04853 |
108 |
82 |
23 |
3 |
1525 |
I believe, Michael, that you've clearly rowed your boat ashore. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
1526 |
Coach, OK to switch to the backstroke< the crawl is killing me? |
1.2685 |
0.05675 |
108 |
87 |
13 |
8 |
1527 |
You can stop now; you've scraped off all the barnacles. |
1.2685 |
0.05028 |
108 |
83 |
21 |
4 |
1528 |
Michael, you've rowed far enough! |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
1529 |
We got it, Michael. Now please stop rowing our boat ashore. |
1.2685 |
0.05675 |
108 |
87 |
13 |
8 |
1530 |
Why don't you cry me a river? |
1.2667 |
0.05458 |
105 |
83 |
16 |
6 |
1531 |
O.k, o.k. Global warning exists. Now throw me a life preserver. |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1532 |
I promise I believe in climate change now. |
1.2667 |
0.05288 |
105 |
82 |
18 |
5 |
1533 |
What say we drop man-overboard training 'til we get to the coast ? |
1.2667 |
0.05458 |
105 |
83 |
16 |
6 |
1534 |
Excuse me, this is a no wake zone! |
1.2667 |
0.04929 |
105 |
80 |
22 |
3 |
1535 |
And you said Al Gore was full of it! |
1.2667 |
0.04929 |
105 |
80 |
22 |
3 |
1536 |
Did you happen to find a set of keys? |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1537 |
I think you can safely let me in the boat now. |
1.2667 |
0.05288 |
105 |
82 |
18 |
5 |
1538 |
Get it right this time, Herb. When I get to 'gently' you come in with ' row, row, row'. |
1.2667 |
0.05624 |
105 |
84 |
14 |
7 |
1539 |
Are you SURE this is going to be an Olympic sport? |
1.2667 |
0.04929 |
105 |
80 |
22 |
3 |
1540 |
Hi this is Ezekiel did you order an Uber? |
1.2667 |
0.05784 |
105 |
85 |
12 |
8 |
1541 |
Careful, it's pretty shallow ahead of you. |
1.2667 |
0.04740 |
105 |
79 |
24 |
2 |
1542 |
Still don't believe in global warming? |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1543 |
Can I get a lift? |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1544 |
I should try walking on the water? Now you tell me! |
1.2621 |
0.06164 |
103 |
86 |
7 |
10 |
1545 |
I would give you a push but I am in the middle of Sun Salutation. |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1546 |
There still isn't a drop to drink. |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1547 |
What are you doing here in my mirage? |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1548 |
No thanks; I'm waiting for an UberSelect. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1549 |
For the last time, I don't need a life preserver! |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1550 |
Global warming took all of the fun out of Lake Winnipesaukee. |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1551 |
So, do you still think that global warming is a hoax? |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1552 |
May the ocean rise to meet you. |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1553 |
I saw it too, but at some point you have to admit it was just a mirage. |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1554 |
That "Land ahoy!" talk is getting to me, OK? |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1555 |
For the last time, it's my turn in the boat!! |
1.2621 |
0.05682 |
103 |
83 |
13 |
7 |
1556 |
Different strokes for different folks. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1557 |
I'm too much ballast? That's what you're most worried about? |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1558 |
No, I do NOT want to discuss Roe v Wade again! |
1.2621 |
0.05682 |
103 |
83 |
13 |
7 |
1559 |
Who do you think you're calling a mirage? |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1560 |
You're in the,wrong cartoon. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1561 |
I'm really sorry to hear about the blisters on your hands. |
1.2621 |
0.05682 |
103 |
83 |
13 |
7 |
1562 |
Can't you just toss me a life preserver? |
1.2621 |
0.04568 |
103 |
77 |
25 |
1 |
1563 |
Admit it. We're lost! |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1564 |
At least you've got a paddle. |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1565 |
How bout a ride to shore? |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1566 |
Keep rowing, Wikileaks said there was a beach here, the government is just hiding it from us. |
1.2621 |
0.05847 |
103 |
84 |
11 |
8 |
1567 |
Caught anything? |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1568 |
Way to cut me off, buddy! |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1569 |
Row if you want to. I'm going to swim. |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1570 |
No, I nave NOT seen your camel! |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1571 |
Hey, Speed Racer! This is a no-wake zone! |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1572 |
Enough with the "Row, row, row your boat" already! |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1573 |
Well, are you going to just sit there and let me drown or pull me in? |
1.2621 |
0.04355 |
103 |
76 |
27 |
0 |
1574 |
Drop anchor! I've lost my contact lens! |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1575 |
You told me we were going for dessert... |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1576 |
Stop! Can't you see I'm drowning here? |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1577 |
I feel like we left the stove on. |
1.2621 |
0.05847 |
103 |
84 |
11 |
8 |
1578 |
No, dammit! You sing "row, row, row your boat" when I sing "gently down the stream!" |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1579 |
Stop yer splashin'! |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1580 |
I told you "Camels are the ships of the desert", but would you listen??? |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1581 |
Impressive rowing, but the camel is still the ship of the desert. |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1582 |
Don't feel bad. I could have sworn it was water, too! |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1583 |
Well now that you've lost the Professor and Marry Ann, it's down to us! |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1584 |
For the last time. It's a mirage |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1585 |
Really, you're going to quote Donne to me? |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1586 |
Let’s call it a draw and just walk. |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1587 |
You're in denial. |
1.2621 |
0.05847 |
103 |
84 |
11 |
8 |
1588 |
Another hour then it's my turn in the boat. |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1589 |
You were right - your way is faster. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1590 |
This mirage ain't big enough for the two of us. |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1591 |
No, thanks, it's a nice day, I will swim. |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1592 |
When I was your age I'd crawl to school twenty miles each day in a sand storm uphill. |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1593 |
... Life is but a dream. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1594 |
Hey. No wake! |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1595 |
Trust me, if I can crawl on it... you can walk on it. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1596 |
Save me! The place is teeming with sand sharks! |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1597 |
I'm crawlin' here! I'm crawlin' here! |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1598 |
I'd keep rowing. You're starting to look like a fried chicken sandwich. |
1.2621 |
0.06008 |
103 |
85 |
9 |
9 |
1599 |
I assure you, it won't capsize if you stop and pull me in. |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1600 |
You said it would be my turn soon...! |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1601 |
It's a marathon, not a sprint! |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1602 |
No, No, No!! You start row, row, row your boat, when I finish gently down the stream! |
1.2621 |
0.05847 |
103 |
84 |
11 |
8 |
1603 |
Where's your life jacket??! |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1604 |
You're a little dingy. |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1605 |
Cross-training's a bitch, eh? |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1606 |
I thought tides were supposed to rise with global warming! |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1607 |
You're not Uber! |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1608 |
It's my turn to row now. |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1609 |
"You should never, ever have questioned our guide's credentials". |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
1610 |
Front crawl, butterfly, breaststroke--sure. But I'm telling you, heatstroke is NOT a competitive event, Coach! |
1.2596 |
0.05796 |
104 |
85 |
11 |
8 |
1611 |
Hey--that's not what "one if by land" means! |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1612 |
Waze says it's clear sailing till we hit the 405. |
1.2549 |
0.05692 |
102 |
83 |
12 |
7 |
1613 |
Do you take credit cards? |
1.2549 |
0.04763 |
102 |
78 |
22 |
2 |
1614 |
We are in the same boat! |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1615 |
Hey, I'm walking here! |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1616 |
Why do you always get to steer? |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1617 |
What climate change? This is just cyclical! |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1618 |
Isn't climate change a bitch? |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
1619 |
This miracle lacks the wow factor, stick with walking on water. |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1620 |
Nice mirage, now can you conjure up some water to go with it?! |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
1621 |
Don't just sit there, I lost my contact lens! |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1622 |
Now will you turn on the GPS? |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1623 |
Boat without water; you can't even do a mirage right! |
1.2549 |
0.06023 |
102 |
85 |
8 |
9 |
1624 |
You keep forgetting that it is a dry heat. |
1.2549 |
0.05692 |
102 |
83 |
12 |
7 |
1625 |
Are you sure that's a one-man dinghy? |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1626 |
Row v. whatever |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1627 |
You can stop singing that song now! |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1628 |
Yes, I've heard of sand sharks. |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1629 |
Stop hogging the rowing machine, it's my turn. |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1630 |
Row v. "Wait" |
1.2549 |
0.05860 |
102 |
84 |
10 |
8 |
1631 |
I said merrily, merrily, merrily |
1.2549 |
0.05692 |
102 |
83 |
12 |
7 |
1632 |
Hey, slow down. This is a no wake zone |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1633 |
This is not, 'just like crossfit.' |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1634 |
How many more miles until you admit it's a sea change? |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1635 |
Thank God I found you. |
1.2549 |
0.05692 |
102 |
83 |
12 |
7 |
1636 |
Are you running a local or express? |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1637 |
I think you are in total denial of our situation. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1638 |
Michael, you rowed your boat ashore, hallelujah! |
1.2549 |
0.05692 |
102 |
83 |
12 |
7 |
1639 |
"For the last time Michael, row the boat ashore! |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1640 |
Whether it floats your boat is really not the point. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1641 |
Idiot! |
1.2549 |
0.05692 |
102 |
83 |
12 |
7 |
1642 |
Do you honestly still think we might need the damn boat? |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1643 |
exactly how did the ship sink? |
1.2549 |
0.05860 |
102 |
84 |
10 |
8 |
1644 |
I know its my turn to row, but I get sea sick. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1645 |
You said it's my turn three dunes ago. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1646 |
No wake please! |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1647 |
You look like you need a coxswain. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1648 |
It's a reverse mirage. Keep paddling. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1649 |
Global warming? Nonsense! it's the media that's the problem! |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1650 |
Hey, I'm crawlin' here! |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1651 |
Your wake is disturbing my swim! |
1.2549 |
0.04763 |
102 |
78 |
22 |
2 |
1652 |
What do you mean what am I doing! |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
1653 |
Why don't you get out and push? |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1654 |
Have you seen my contact lens by any chance? |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1655 |
My turn! |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1656 |
You just couldn't take directions from that camel could you! |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1657 |
Only 4 more years... |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1658 |
I'm guessing you're one of those 'glass half-full' kind of guys. |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
1659 |
You're STILL denying climate science?!!! |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1660 |
Quit saying "Life is a beach", dammit! |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1661 |
Perception is reality? Give me a break, man. |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1662 |
Let's see your mirage license. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1663 |
'Row, row, row your boat' got old when we hit land, Leonard. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1664 |
We're gonna need a bigger ocean. |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1665 |
Remind me about how "climate warming" is bullshit and will have no effect whatsoever on our lives or leisure activities. |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1666 |
Do I look like I know which way to water? |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1667 |
Michael, this is too far ashore. |
1.2549 |
0.05692 |
102 |
83 |
12 |
7 |
1668 |
Whaddya mean, surge pricing? |
1.2549 |
0.05860 |
102 |
84 |
10 |
8 |
1669 |
No! It is not my turn to row! |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1670 |
I would ask to get on board , but you don't have any life jackets . |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1671 |
Let me know when you want to switch places. |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1672 |
No... I'm not a @*<%ing mermaid! |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1673 |
Still in denial? |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1674 |
Tomorrow, I get to row. |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
1675 |
If you think that's bad, try swimming. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1676 |
Pipe down with that "Merrily, Merrily" yammer, would you! |
1.2549 |
0.04763 |
102 |
78 |
22 |
2 |
1677 |
That's what's wrong with rowing backwards. |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1678 |
Is this your idea of a watershed moment? |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
1679 |
You didn't happen to find one of my contacts back there, did you? |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
1680 |
You realize you've entered the swimming zone, don't you? |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1681 |
It's alright for you in that rowboat - out here, life is anything but a dream. |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
1682 |
Slow down! I'm doing the crawl stroke. |
1.2549 |
0.05692 |
102 |
83 |
12 |
7 |
1683 |
I thought you said it would rain, Noah! |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1684 |
And I thought I was the crazy one |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1685 |
Enough already just admit that Global Warming is real!! |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1686 |
You know something, it is a perfect way to get the barnacles off. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1687 |
I'm starting to re-think this whole "Global Warming is a scam" thing |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1688 |
ONE OF US is seeing things! |
1.2549 |
0.04763 |
102 |
78 |
22 |
2 |
1689 |
Yeah, that's right...I'm sick and tired of you always hogging the boat! |
1.2549 |
0.05692 |
102 |
83 |
12 |
7 |
1690 |
I'm gonna win this race if it's the last thing I do. |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1691 |
OK let's agree, you have your mirage and I have mine. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1692 |
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1693 |
Hey, slow down!! |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1694 |
Row on. Find your own cartoon! |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1695 |
Damn you! You told me you were going to "Make the Desert Great Again!" |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1696 |
For crying out loud! Today's legs, not upper body - get with the program! |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1697 |
You're a lawyer too? Jeez, drain the swamp and bottom-feeders are the last to know! |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1698 |
This is a no wake zone! |
1.2500 |
0.04794 |
100 |
77 |
21 |
2 |
1699 |
Boy,did you take a long time getting here. |
1.2500 |
0.05752 |
100 |
82 |
11 |
7 |
1700 |
Couldn't you at least hallucinate something motorized? |
1.2500 |
0.04578 |
100 |
76 |
23 |
1 |
1701 |
Hey...I had the right of way! |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
1702 |
One more 'merrily' and your life will be a nightmare! |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1703 |
It's "gently down the stream," you idiot. |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1704 |
And you said global warming was going to cause floods. Loser! |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1705 |
It's Michael row your boat ashore , not onshore. |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1706 |
You mirages really go all-out nowadays. |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1707 |
There is a ton of salt in this water. |
1.2500 |
0.05752 |
100 |
82 |
11 |
7 |
1708 |
What do you mean, "Grab an oar?" |
1.2500 |
0.05752 |
100 |
82 |
11 |
7 |
1709 |
It's about time you showed up. I was going under for the third time. |
1.2500 |
0.05752 |
100 |
82 |
11 |
7 |
1710 |
How many times will you remind me that we're not in the same boat, Captain Obvious?!! |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1711 |
No, we swim this leg. |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1712 |
Is your name Michael? |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1713 |
A great white whale? Sure, one swam by a couple hours ago. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1714 |
I get it, Chad, you rowed in college. |
1.2500 |
0.05752 |
100 |
82 |
11 |
7 |
1715 |
You're in the,wrong cartoon. |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1716 |
I'd help you row, but I lost my contacts. |
1.2500 |
0.04794 |
100 |
77 |
21 |
2 |
1717 |
Do you have room for one more? |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1718 |
If you yell stroke one more time I'm going to have one. |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1719 |
When is your turn to tread water? |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
1720 |
This is not what I envisioned when you said, you wanted to be the 1st to row around the world. |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1721 |
Enough with the "life's is but a dream"!! |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1722 |
I am not, singing another line of Row, Row, Row, your boat. |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1723 |
Wow, buddy, you're even more lost than I am. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1724 |
Look where you're going! |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1725 |
Hallelujah! Is your name Michael? |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1726 |
NOW, can we call an Uber? |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1727 |
A little sidestroke now and then for variety, but mostly crawl — why? |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1728 |
See, I told you not to drink this water. It makes you crazy. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1729 |
I just realized, you can be of no help to me. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1730 |
Did you bring a tide chart? |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1731 |
How's the fishing ? |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1732 |
It's my turn to row, damn it! |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1733 |
Yeah, dries out quick this time of year. |
1.2500 |
0.04794 |
100 |
77 |
21 |
2 |
1734 |
You up for pulling a skier? |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1735 |
Finding your contact seems like the least of our worries. |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1736 |
Did you happen to see a marching band come this way? |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
1737 |
You are ashore already Michael. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1738 |
At least you have two paddles. |
1.2500 |
0.04794 |
100 |
77 |
21 |
2 |
1739 |
Hey, watch it pal, can't you see I'm crawlin' here! |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
1740 |
This just doesn't feel right.......I think that the coxswain is supposed to stay in the boat. |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
1741 |
What part of "No Wake Zone" don't you understand? |
1.2500 |
0.04578 |
100 |
76 |
23 |
1 |
1742 |
Still believe global warming isn't real? |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1743 |
No, you fool! I said, 'Get a water carafe,' not 'a watercraft.' |
1.2475 |
0.05700 |
101 |
83 |
11 |
7 |
1744 |
How about a lift buddy? |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1745 |
Pass on the right, @$$#*!! |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1746 |
'Sand Ho! |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1747 |
Race you!! |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1748 |
I wish I was up a creek! |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1749 |
I know a life preserver wouldn't do me any good, but you could have at least offered. |
1.2475 |
0.04752 |
101 |
78 |
21 |
2 |
1750 |
I don't care what you think, Global Warming is still a hoax! |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1751 |
This is MY hallucination! |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1752 |
Haven't you heard of rideshare? |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1753 |
Uber for Moses? |
1.2475 |
0.05700 |
101 |
83 |
11 |
7 |
1754 |
Thanks for reducing your wake. |
1.2475 |
0.04752 |
101 |
78 |
21 |
2 |
1755 |
Ok. Not a caption but suggestions for 2 cartoons, I cannot draw. First- Trump at desk piled high with money. "The buck stops here" sign on desk. Second- tourists in front of WH saying "it says it's available on air B&B". |
1.2475 |
0.06037 |
101 |
85 |
7 |
9 |
1756 |
I think the artist forgot the water. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1757 |
Any update on climate change? |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1758 |
What did you do with your life jacket?!? |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1759 |
Fill my mouth with sand one more time and we're swapping places. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1760 |
No thanks, I'm terrified of drowning. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1761 |
So you thought the sea would rise with global warming, eh? |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1762 |
You hit my sandcastle and didn't stop. |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1763 |
Each man to his own delusions! |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1764 |
First mate reporting for duty. |
1.2424 |
0.04782 |
99 |
77 |
20 |
2 |
1765 |
If you MUST sing that song, can you skip the 'Life is but a dream' line? |
1.2424 |
0.04561 |
99 |
76 |
22 |
1 |
1766 |
Why can't I row and you push? |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1767 |
Ahoy There my ass. |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1768 |
Can I get a lift to the next mirage? |
1.2424 |
0.04782 |
99 |
77 |
20 |
2 |
1769 |
Oh, it's you, Mr. "women and children first!" |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1770 |
It's the other way to the ocean. |
1.2424 |
0.05759 |
99 |
82 |
10 |
7 |
1771 |
What did I tell you about wearing your lifejacket? |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1772 |
Don't you just hate mixed metaphors? |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1773 |
What part of "gently down the stream" don't you understand? |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1774 |
Hey, get your own mirage! |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1775 |
You think you could talk to the Red Sea again? |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1776 |
For the last time, you come in after I sing "Gently down the stream"!! |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1777 |
So much for "Off-season rates - Sandy beach!" |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1778 |
Slow down. This stuff is not easy to swim in. |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1779 |
Michael, row the boat to a shore. |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1780 |
What do you mean I'm swimming in it? |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1781 |
"Hit me with that oar one more time and we're going to have a problem". |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1782 |
For God's sake man, don't leave me here to die! |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1783 |
It's a damn good thing we can't swim. |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1784 |
I specifically ordered an UberSUV! |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1785 |
I'd call you crazy if we weren't making the same amount of progress. |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1786 |
What do you mean "a rising tide lifts all boats"? |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1787 |
OK, you win. .. your mirage is better than mine. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1788 |
Apple Maps? |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1789 |
Next time I pick the route. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1790 |
I don't think the tide's coming in. |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1791 |
Watch where you're going! |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1792 |
That 'merrily' word. I don't think it means what you think it means. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1793 |
So, my part comes in at "Gently Down the Stream?" |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1794 |
I told you high tide's not for another few hours |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1795 |
Dammit Joe, I said I'm sorry! |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1796 |
Do you want to rent the boat for another hour? |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1797 |
No oars in the bike lane, dude! |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1798 |
Permission to board, captain? |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1799 |
I asked God to send help but this is the wrong joke. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1800 |
The imagination is admirable - it's the pretension I can't stand |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1801 |
Would you mind rowing in a straighter line. I'm trying to draft off your wake. |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1802 |
No. The sand isn't starting to feel wetter. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1803 |
'I'll pass on the ride, but thanks for the offer. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1804 |
Let me onboard! I'm drowning here! |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1805 |
See, I told you I'd still get seasick. |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1806 |
It was my turn to row two mirages ago. |
1.2424 |
0.04782 |
99 |
77 |
20 |
2 |
1807 |
Well this fits right in with the melting clocks. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1808 |
So, what did you really wish for? |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1809 |
What happens on the boat, stays on the boat |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1810 |
Now do you realize why throwing me overboard was a futile punishment? |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1811 |
He also drained Lake Erie. |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1812 |
I told you I could find the drain!! |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1813 |
Why don't you watch where you're going? |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1814 |
So much for 'life is but a dream!' |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1815 |
Damn it man, I'm trying to take a drink here. |
1.2424 |
0.05759 |
99 |
82 |
10 |
7 |
1816 |
For Pete's sake, if you sing "merrily, merrily, merrily" one more time ... |
1.2424 |
0.04561 |
99 |
76 |
22 |
1 |
1817 |
Here, I am trying to find my contact and you just go rowing right over it! |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1818 |
What part of "no wake" don't you understand? |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1819 |
Fine! Alex Trebeck really does know every answer. Now can I get back in? |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1820 |
Could you please stop rowing sand in my face! |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1821 |
If you sing "life is but a dream" one more time... |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1822 |
Take the shortcut, you said! |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1823 |
"I said, 'Let's find Moby, not the Gobi.' |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1824 |
Yeah, rowing is good but I find that I get better results with yoga. |
1.2424 |
0.04782 |
99 |
77 |
20 |
2 |
1825 |
The next time you sign up for a river cruise, check the long range forecast. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1826 |
Hey!...How about "On your left!"? |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1827 |
Tomorrow, I row and you be on pearl duty! |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1828 |
You're the dumbest mirage I've ever seen! |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1829 |
Permission to come aboard Cap'n, I'm sick of swimming. |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1830 |
Keep rowing I can see land! |
1.2424 |
0.05759 |
99 |
82 |
10 |
7 |
1831 |
It's my turn to row and your turn to ski. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1832 |
Something tells me you're not real. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1833 |
Captain? I thought you were supposed to go down with the ship. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1834 |
I don't think you've grasped our dilemma. |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1835 |
Enough. already, with the "Michael Row Your Boat Ashore." |
1.2424 |
0.05759 |
99 |
82 |
10 |
7 |
1836 |
How soon did you say the deluge was coming? |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1837 |
Michael, how many times do I have to tell you? It's just a song. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1838 |
We need wine, women, and directions. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1839 |
Are you gonna toss me a life jacket or not?!! |
1.2424 |
0.04782 |
99 |
77 |
20 |
2 |
1840 |
Okay, you win. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1841 |
Michael, why are you rowing the boat ashore? |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1842 |
There's a twenty-minute rule on the rowing machine. |
1.2424 |
0.04782 |
99 |
77 |
20 |
2 |
1843 |
Thanks for the offer, but I get terribly sandsick. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1844 |
There is no high tide! |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1845 |
I'm sorry. I was hoping for a ride that goes further than that. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1846 |
Row row row your boat, roughly through the sand, terribly terribly terribly terribly, you are on dry land. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1847 |
Aren't you a sight for sore thighs! |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1848 |
Who says you can't get up shit creek without a paddle? |
1.2424 |
0.05759 |
99 |
82 |
10 |
7 |
1849 |
Hey, you're in my lane. |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1850 |
Don't just sit there! Toss me a life jacket! |
1.2424 |
0.04782 |
99 |
77 |
20 |
2 |
1851 |
Michael, stop rowing. You're ashore. Hallelujah! |
1.2424 |
0.05759 |
99 |
82 |
10 |
7 |
1852 |
Dammit Ed, is it my turn to use the boat! |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1853 |
I'm tired of being the friendly dolphin -- let's switch! |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1854 |
You knocked me off my paddleboard, man! |
1.2424 |
0.05759 |
99 |
82 |
10 |
7 |
1855 |
'Life is but a dream' . . . my ass! |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1856 |
Are you an allusion or a delusion? |
1.2400 |
0.04740 |
100 |
78 |
20 |
2 |
1857 |
Right, no leak! Now can I get back in the boat? |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1858 |
You're right - I can touch |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1859 |
Are we there yet? |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1860 |
Didn't the race end when we hit the beach? |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1861 |
You call that a stroke? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1862 |
Thanks, but I'm only crawling as far as the next dune. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1863 |
This is not an either oar choice. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1864 |
You do know that a tsunami is coming! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1865 |
What part of "gently down the stream" do you not get? |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1866 |
Don't tell me you forgot the frigging life vests? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1867 |
How did you get over the wall? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1868 |
Waiting for high tide? |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1869 |
Slow down! You trying to drown me in your wake? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1870 |
Would you mind getting out of my mirage? |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1871 |
Your optimism is killing me! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1872 |
I thought the seas were rising. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1873 |
Did you happen across a Fitbit? |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1874 |
'I'm warning you, one more verse of, ''Row, row, row your boat,'' and things could get ugly.' |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1875 |
Give up the "merrily" already -- there's no stream! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1876 |
I'm starting to think that "ship of the desert" may have been a metaphor for something. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1877 |
You are welcome to climb aboard as long as you don't bring up climate change. |
1.2371 |
0.05820 |
97 |
81 |
9 |
7 |
1878 |
I'm sure you're a mirage But you're an absolutely useless one |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1879 |
How much longer till we switch places? |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1880 |
It's not quite the miracle you seem to think it is. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1881 |
Hey! Watch where you're going! |
1.2371 |
0.05820 |
97 |
81 |
9 |
7 |
1882 |
I guess we're on an equal footing: You forgot the map, I lost my glasses. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1883 |
I'm thinking there must be a small island with a single palm tree nearby. |
1.2371 |
0.05820 |
97 |
81 |
9 |
7 |
1884 |
Either I'm Jesus or you're an idiot. |
1.2371 |
0.05820 |
97 |
81 |
9 |
7 |
1885 |
You rowed into the wrong cliche. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1886 |
On the bright side, my personal trainer said that this is a much better workout. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1887 |
I could do with a dry scotch. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1888 |
Michael. You've rowed your boat ashore and then some. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1889 |
Enough already, Michael. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1890 |
Make this river great again! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1891 |
I wish you wouldn't yell "Ahoy" to every cactus. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1892 |
Your wake is making this harder for me! |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1893 |
Now do you believe in climate change? |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1894 |
So this is what global warming has come to. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1895 |
For Christ's sake, will you slow down? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1896 |
I'm calling Uber next time. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1897 |
Why am I always the last to know? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1898 |
Life is not but a dream, ok?! |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1899 |
I heard there is a speed trap up ahead |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1900 |
If you let me in I'll help you raise the sail. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1901 |
I'll board as soon as my luggage arrives. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1902 |
Michael stopped when he got the boat ashore, Gerald. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1903 |
Can we go back to being adrift? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1904 |
It's all a hoax. Just keep rowing. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1905 |
That's a tough row to row. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1906 |
I think you can stop rowing now, Michael. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1907 |
The real problem with Trickle Down Economics is that some of us don't have a boat, you see... |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1908 |
Deserter! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1909 |
You swim. My turn to row. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1910 |
I capsized a few miles back! I appreciate the offer but I'm not going through that again. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1911 |
Enough already, Michael, row your boat back to the water. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1912 |
For the last time, keep your back straight and drive with your legs! |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1913 |
It's my turn to row! |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1914 |
Did NASA mention how we are supposed to get home? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1915 |
Still in Da Nile? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1916 |
Your call means a great deal to us .... |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1917 |
If you say, "Well this is no pleasure cruise" one more time, so help me... |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1918 |
So, you still think climate change is nonsense? |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1919 |
Ironic, seems you're down a river with paddles. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1920 |
The next time the robocaller gets you to stay on the line to win the free cruise, go ahead and buy the upgrade package OK? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1921 |
'Row, row, row your boat' - is that the only song you know? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1922 |
Hey, buster! Stay in your lane! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1923 |
How can you see where you're going? |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1924 |
Don't jinx it, at least it's a dry heat. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1925 |
Hey, watch those oars! I'm swimming over here! |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1926 |
I would have appreciated a shout out saying you were going to pass. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1927 |
Can't you stop long enough to save a drowning man? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1928 |
Dude, I don't CARE that you rowed stroke at Princeton. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1929 |
So YOU'RE the oars with no name! |
1.2371 |
0.06002 |
97 |
82 |
7 |
8 |
1930 |
Don't desert me, son. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1931 |
Excuse me, do you have any water? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1932 |
Get out of the way. I'm in a hurry! |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1933 |
Michael, you idiot, must you keep rowing your boat ashore?! |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1934 |
You're doing it wrong. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1935 |
I don't know where you're going, but is there room for two? |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1936 |
You're doing it wrong. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1937 |
If that sand goes in my face you'd better hope you're a mirage! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1938 |
The boss says you need to turn on your vacation alert. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1939 |
I see you still think global warming is a hoax. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1940 |
"Can I bum a ride?' |
1.2371 |
0.06002 |
97 |
82 |
7 |
8 |
1941 |
For God's sake, throw me a life preserver." |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1942 |
Time to switch. You swim, I'll row." |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1943 |
The fishing here is terrible. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1944 |
You keep rowing, merrily, merrily, merrily, and I keep telling you, it's but a dream! |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1945 |
Of course there's room! |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1946 |
Don't just sit there, throw me a life preserver. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1947 |
Can't you see I've lost my contact lens?! |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1948 |
Lost?! Of course you're lost, you idiot! |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1949 |
Apparently, you misunderstood Hemingway's book.... |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1950 |
Fred, you don't have to yell 'stroke' |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1951 |
Hey, how often do you get to pose for a Dali painting? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1952 |
How come YOU get to sit in the boat? |
1.2371 |
0.04341 |
97 |
74 |
23 |
0 |
1953 |
If you build it, it still won't rain. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1954 |
Now, you think we should have asked for directions!! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1955 |
$25 for a lift?! Thanks, I'll crawl. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1956 |
'One of the two of us is seeing things.' |
1.2371 |
0.04582 |
97 |
75 |
21 |
1 |
1957 |
I told you we were beached way back there. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1958 |
Yes, Michael, that's far enough. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1959 |
I lost my contact lens. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1960 |
What do you mean 'Sorry, this is the express'? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1961 |
I had requested a camel from Uber |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1962 |
Is that an off road vehicle? |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1963 |
Your mother told you never to pick up strangers? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1964 |
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, not! |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1965 |
"Hey, can I get in the boat?" "No way, it's only built for one." Ella is 7, we know that is too young, but she REALLY wanted me to send her caption in. Thank you. |
1.2371 |
0.05820 |
97 |
81 |
9 |
7 |
1966 |
Just slow down and let me in! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1967 |
This is my last die-athalon. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1968 |
Are you a mirage? Or am I? |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1969 |
I'm already through anger and at acceptance. Will you please get past the denial phase? |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1970 |
'Easy for you to say. You've got a boat and oars!" |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1971 |
No, I'm not thankful that at least it's a dry heat. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1972 |
You took forever. I am cancelling my Amazon prime membership! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1973 |
We have already passed the oasis. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1974 |
You're getting us nowhere! Let me row for awhile. |
1.2371 |
0.04582 |
97 |
75 |
21 |
1 |
1975 |
No, it's not any cooler here in the water. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1976 |
Don't worry, I've been assured Global Warming is a hoax. Keep rowing. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1977 |
Is it just me or do we not have both oars in the water? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1978 |
The boat's bad enough, but do you have to sing sea shanties too? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1979 |
I told you, we can switch at the next mirage. |
1.2371 |
0.04582 |
97 |
75 |
21 |
1 |
1980 |
Do you ever get the feeling that this is all but a dream? |
1.2371 |
0.04582 |
97 |
75 |
21 |
1 |
1981 |
Faster! We're missing Burning Man! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1982 |
I was right in more than just one way to say you don't have both your oars in the water. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1983 |
Michael? We reached the shore quite a few miles back. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1984 |
I'll race you to the mirage! |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1985 |
Your form is all wrong. |
1.2371 |
0.04582 |
97 |
75 |
21 |
1 |
1986 |
Watch your wake |
1.2371 |
0.04582 |
97 |
75 |
21 |
1 |
1987 |
You're in the wrong story! |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1988 |
And here I was, up the creek without a paddle! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1989 |
No, it does NOT 'feel good to be on terra firma.' |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1990 |
You said I could row after that last wave. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1991 |
I would, but I don't want to get sand in the boat. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1992 |
Your optimism is annoying me, Bill. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1993 |
For improved results you should probably try using something called water |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1994 |
No, Noah. The flood was last time. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1995 |
You misinterpreted what I meant by 'don't reinvent the wheel'. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1996 |
No Wake Zone, jerk! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1997 |
Damn it, Oscar, you know I can't swim! |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1998 |
I don't care any more if you get sand in your shoes. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1999 |
Can I hitch a ride to the mirage? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2000 |
No Michael! I meant 'row the boat TO the shore'. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2001 |
That's the NEXT stage of the triathlon. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2002 |
This is the worst gym I've ever been to! |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2003 |
It's red right returning, you idiot! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
2004 |
Quit splashing me! |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2005 |
Your navigational skills suck! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
2006 |
All I can say is, if you hit a squall, don't come asking for help! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2007 |
Do I look like I'm overboard ? |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2008 |
If you let me in, I'll tell you where the good fishing is. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2009 |
Without my help, you'll never make it before the tide goes out! |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2010 |
One more verse of "Row, Row, Row your boat" and I will drown you! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
2011 |
Thanks for the offer but I think that I'll wait for something with wheels." |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2012 |
For the last time, you are going the wrong way! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2013 |
I refuse to be a pawn in your mirage. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2014 |
Try crawling a mile in my shoes. |
1.2371 |
0.04582 |
97 |
75 |
21 |
1 |
2015 |
No wake! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2016 |
You're gonna need a bigger boat. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2017 |
I’m not getting back in until I find my lucky penny. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
2018 |
That's carrying a mirage a little to far, Elliott! |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2019 |
Help! I'm drowning. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2020 |
Did we forget anything? |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2021 |
How much further do you expect me to swim? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2022 |
Have some compassion, man! Let me on board. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2023 |
Merge already! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
2024 |
Noah's Ark 2.0 - Global Warming Edition |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
2025 |
OK, but I get to sing the "Merrily, Merrily" part this time |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2026 |
If you get to the mirage before me, save me a drink. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
2027 |
I forgot my life jacket. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
2028 |
For the last time--your strokes really need to be more fluid! |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
2029 |
I'm tired of walking. Let me row for a while. |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
2030 |
Come on in, the water's fine. |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
2031 |
Slow it down, buddy! This is a no-wake zone! |
1.2347 |
0.04767 |
98 |
77 |
19 |
2 |
2032 |
Hey, shouldn't you be wearing a life jacket? |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
2033 |
How about getting out and letting me row for a while. |
1.2347 |
0.04767 |
98 |
77 |
19 |
2 |
2034 |
Your sense of irony is killing me! |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
2035 |
If you feather your oars, you'll go a bit faster, mate. |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
2036 |
Which confused you more, "down the stream," or "gently?" |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
2037 |
That was a vulture which led you here, not an albatross. |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2038 |
Would you at least stop singing that blasted song?! |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2039 |
It took 4 years, but I told you he would "drain the swamp." |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2040 |
Hey, I think I found dry land. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2041 |
Why aren't you wearing life jacket?!! |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2042 |
We'll never be rescued in this drought! |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
2043 |
We've gone this far and now you're going to let me drown? |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2044 |
Get out of the boat. It's your turn to crawl. |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
2045 |
Long time, no sea. I thought the boat was rigged! |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2046 |
I'll NEVER find my contact now! |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2047 |
So, you're still certain that climate change is nonsense? |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2048 |
It's "...gently down the STREAM..."! |
1.2292 |
0.05635 |
96 |
80 |
10 |
6 |
2049 |
For crying out loud, can't you ever stop being such an optimist? |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2050 |
Get out! It's my turn to row! |
1.2292 |
0.04559 |
96 |
75 |
20 |
1 |
2051 |
Hallelujah, Michael! |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2052 |
Hey, it's my turn to row and you to swim. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2053 |
If you think you've got it bad, you should have seen the creek I was up last week. Without a paddle. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2054 |
Did you have to be so literal, Michael? |
1.2292 |
0.06012 |
96 |
82 |
6 |
8 |
2055 |
All I'm saying is, absent the smell, the other creek wasn't so bad. |
1.2292 |
0.05635 |
96 |
80 |
10 |
6 |
2056 |
Would you consider rowing for Uber? |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2057 |
What did you do, take the scenic route? |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2058 |
Maybe you're overthinking this. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2059 |
At least throw me a lifeline. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2060 |
Lazy. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2061 |
We escape from one cartoon cliche, only end up in another! |
1.2292 |
0.04312 |
96 |
74 |
22 |
0 |
2062 |
Let's change places. I row and you swim. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2063 |
Hey! Stay out of my genre! |
1.2292 |
0.05635 |
96 |
80 |
10 |
6 |
2064 |
You obviously don’t fully understand the concept of irony. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2065 |
I was scuba diving but the visibility is poor. |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2066 |
It's my turn to row the boat. |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
2067 |
I requested an Uber "Premium". What is the meaning of this? |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2068 |
Let's switch places at the next oasis |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2069 |
Sir, there you are. You forgot to sign your boat rental waiver |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2070 |
I guess insufferable low-flush toilets weren't the answer after all. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2071 |
OK, I promise to not say 'Land ahead Captian' again, just let me back in. |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
2072 |
Guess you did need a coxswain, huh? |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2073 |
You forgot the women and children |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2074 |
Hey! I just finished smoothing out this desert! |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2075 |
Ever since we reached land, I've wondered why you don't get out of the boat. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2076 |
You're being way too optimistic about this oasis. |
1.2292 |
0.04559 |
96 |
75 |
20 |
1 |
2077 |
I'd seen a flash flood, but I've never even heard of a flash drought. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2078 |
Michael, you didn't have to take me literally. |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2079 |
Remind me again why you turned down the car? |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2080 |
Damn climate denier! |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2081 |
Hey pal, your messing with my mirage. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2082 |
Race you to the oasis! |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2083 |
Turn left at the next instersection. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2084 |
Showoff! |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2085 |
Cairo; yeah, I get it. Still not funny. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2086 |
I thought it was 'gently down a stream?' |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2087 |
Hey, man. Where's the fire? |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2088 |
Worst Vegas trip ever. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2089 |
I don't care is your name is Ishmael, you are lost. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2090 |
Can't a brother bum a ride to the next mirage? |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2091 |
Stop! Can't you see I'm drowning here? |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
2092 |
I walk only on water. |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2093 |
Worst mirage ever. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2094 |
Watch where you're going! |
1.2292 |
0.05635 |
96 |
80 |
10 |
6 |
2095 |
Michael, is that you? |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2096 |
One of us is experiencing a mirage. |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2097 |
you're rowing too fast! |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2098 |
Front crawl and rowing are more challenging since the drought! |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2099 |
Where can I rent one of those? |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2100 |
You idiot! You're supposed to part the sea when you don't have a boat. |
1.2292 |
0.05635 |
96 |
80 |
10 |
6 |
2101 |
Now you're just being a jerk! |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2102 |
Do you mind? |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2103 |
You're supposed to be following, not racing ahead and splashing me all the time! |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2104 |
"Can I bum a ride?' |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2105 |
You were always the dreamer. I am much more down to earth. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2106 |
Wanna race to the mirage? |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2107 |
This ain't no merrily merrily dream, and that ain't no stream. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2108 |
Find your own water, buddy. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2109 |
Well, at this point, I'd have to say the high water is not the obstacle. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2110 |
How's that mirage working out for you? |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2111 |
Come on in, the water is great! |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
2112 |
I'm usually not one to desert a sinking ship. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2113 |
Can you throw me a life preserver? |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2114 |
Who do you think you're calling a mirage? |
1.2268 |
0.04518 |
97 |
76 |
20 |
1 |
2115 |
For the last time, I am not racing you to any cactus. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2116 |
Hey, Jake, I'm beginning to think this lake is a mirage. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2117 |
I hope there is a rest room at the oasis. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2118 |
No, I DON'T need a fitness coach! |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2119 |
They haven't updated the directions since Moses came through here! |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2120 |
No, I don't want you to teach me how to fish! |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2121 |
How about a ride to the next port? |
1.2268 |
0.04274 |
97 |
75 |
22 |
0 |
2122 |
Row faster! I think I see land! |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2123 |
Thanks a lot. Your mirage just hit me in the head with an oar. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2124 |
I ordered pastrami and got tsunami. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2125 |
I know what the song says Michael, but enough is enough. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2126 |
Four 'merrilys,' dammit! |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2127 |
Hey Magellan, watch where you're rowing! |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2128 |
This is the only Uber in all of Coachella? |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2129 |
Can I hitch a ride to shore? |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2130 |
Imagine how hard it would be if you weren't in a mirage! |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2131 |
I'll give you this, George, you're an optimist. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2132 |
So, how much dryland coaching have you done? |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2133 |
Well then, can I have a ride to the dry dock? |
1.2268 |
0.04518 |
97 |
76 |
20 |
1 |
2134 |
No life jacket? No thanks. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2135 |
I miss saying, "moist." |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2136 |
When will it be my turn to row the boat, Greg? |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
2137 |
I told you we should have made a left at that last mirage! |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2138 |
It's a race to the death |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2139 |
I tried to tell you. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2140 |
May I borrow that? |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
2141 |
Let me guess, your name is Michael, and you take the lyrics to folk songs entirely literally. |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
2142 |
It's the journey, not the destination. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2143 |
Did you think of trying a power sander? |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2144 |
I'm looking for Wilson. Have you seen him? |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2145 |
It's not fair. You always get the chance to row. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2146 |
How much longer til we reach the mirage? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2147 |
Are you sure this is Crossfit? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2148 |
Get off my desert! |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2149 |
I think we're both hallucinating. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2150 |
You headed for Palm Springs by any chance? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2151 |
Won't you stop and help your fellow man when he's drowning in irony!?! |
1.2234 |
0.05691 |
94 |
79 |
9 |
6 |
2152 |
What do you mean your GPS said this way would be quicker? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2153 |
I'm drowning here! |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2154 |
OK, you're right. Same bet, no handicap? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2155 |
I said, it's my turn to row! |
1.2234 |
0.04576 |
94 |
74 |
19 |
1 |
2156 |
I still maintain that global warming is a myth cooked up by the Chinese and I'll swim this damn English Channel even if it's the last thing I do! |
1.2234 |
0.05691 |
94 |
79 |
9 |
6 |
2157 |
If you keep flicking sand in my face, I won't sing the rowing song! |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2158 |
Is the concept of water so difficult? |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2159 |
Can you throw me a life preserver? |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2160 |
"Nah, I don't need Waze," you said. "I know exactly where I'm going," you said. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2161 |
You're obviously still mad about our last row. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2162 |
Hey, hey! I'm drowning here. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2163 |
If you let me back in, I promise not to sing any more 'Row, row your boat.' |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2164 |
Let's call it a draw |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2165 |
Are you certain Siri said to take a left back in Brooklyn? |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2166 |
The concept 'desert island' is indeed confusing. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2167 |
Did you call for an Uber? |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2168 |
Wanna race? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2169 |
Please let me come aboard. I can help if you start taking on sand. |
1.2234 |
0.04576 |
94 |
74 |
19 |
1 |
2170 |
This is a sad excuse for a shortcut! |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2171 |
If I hear one more round of "Row, Row, Your Boat", I'm going to slap you silly. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2172 |
Request permission to come aboard, bastard. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2173 |
Rowing is nice, but I prefer hot yoga. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2174 |
So, you think you can walk on water... |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2175 |
Are you trying to make me look bad? |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2176 |
Got any gum? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2177 |
Yes I know the way to dry land! |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2178 |
Wow, that global warming turned out to be a lot worse than they said it would be. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2179 |
Get real. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2180 |
I'm distorting 'your' hallucination of reality? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2181 |
Harold, it was my turn a mile back! |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2182 |
Global warming has screwed us both. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2183 |
Oh no, you've sprung a leak . |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2184 |
Did you remember to lock the front door. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2185 |
Mum sent you, didn't she! Well, tell her I'm not going back with you or anyone! |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2186 |
And here I believed climate change was a hoax. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2187 |
Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily life is but a dream |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2188 |
From now on I'm not pushing you up the hills. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2189 |
Watch the oars, buddy. You almost got sand in my eyes. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2190 |
Michael, it's just a song; it wasn't a request. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2191 |
Since climate change, is this the Atlantic or the Pacific? |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2192 |
Take your damn "merrily, merrily, merrily" somewhere else. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2193 |
I said camel, not canoe! |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2194 |
I yelled "man overboard." What's your problem? |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2195 |
Trust me Columbus, you found land 5 hours ago. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2196 |
My boat capsized. Can I hitch a ride with you? |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2197 |
Look, I'm not going to pretend to swim so we can both "feel better" about this! |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2198 |
A triathlon usually involves water. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2199 |
Why didn't we just stay on the Arc? |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2200 |
If I promise to help bail, will you let me in? |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2201 |
Is that the surge price or standard fare? |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2202 |
...Merrilly, merrily, merrily, merrilly - just doesn't cut it for me anymore. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2203 |
Hey, can't you see I'm crawling, here? |
1.2234 |
0.05691 |
94 |
79 |
9 |
6 |
2204 |
Stroke! |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2205 |
Watch out! You're making waves! |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2206 |
You went in a circle again?! |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2207 |
Do you have any water? |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2208 |
Luckily I don't believe in climate change. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2209 |
Is the Styx always so low this time of year Charon? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2210 |
Still no sign of water? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2211 |
'I think I'll skip my turn." |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2212 |
I said we are in the same boat! I did not mean get one! |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2213 |
Michael, DON'T row the boat ashore. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2214 |
If you're not from Guinness World Records, get the hell off my casserole! |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2215 |
for the 100th time, it is just a mirage- Now let's cut our losses and leave the boat behind! |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2216 |
Well, I don't think you're making any better time than I am in that thing. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2217 |
You must be imagining things. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2218 |
When's it gonna be my turn to row? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2219 |
So that darned Moses has been through here? |
1.2234 |
0.05691 |
94 |
79 |
9 |
6 |
2220 |
Hey, not fair, where can I get one of those? |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2221 |
Per chance are you going my way? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2222 |
Keep going - you're making good time. But stop splashing sand in my face! |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2223 |
The sea level will be rising any minute now! |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2224 |
You said we were going to be heroes Noah |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2225 |
Canada or Mexico? |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2226 |
If you sing "Row your boat" one more time I will gently put that oar ... |
1.2234 |
0.05691 |
94 |
79 |
9 |
6 |
2227 |
I told you, you couldn’t escape climate change. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2228 |
I still say there is no such thing as global warming! |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2229 |
Is that you George or am I hallucinating? |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2230 |
I lost my fins. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2231 |
This was easier before global warming. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2232 |
Oh good, I was hoping this was surreal experience. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2233 |
We are on land. Just call it right or left. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2234 |
I thought I was the greatest fool in the world, but then of course, I saw an oar out of the corner of my eye. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2235 |
Which one of us is the mirage. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2236 |
I guess pleading for water at this point might seem superfluous. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2237 |
Oh sure. Make me do all the crawling. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2238 |
You're the third person that's told me I was *their* mirage. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2239 |
Seventy percent of the earth's surface is covered with water. What, exactly, did you type into the Sat Nav this time? |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2240 |
I never realized I was such a good swimmer. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2241 |
Next time, just bring the camel. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2242 |
Aw, come on, I can't swim. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2243 |
Do you see land? |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2244 |
Row, Row, Row your Boat is no longer on my Playlist. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2245 |
Whadaya mean, you don't have a life preserver? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2246 |
For Pete's sake, would you slow down and let me in! |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2247 |
You've overachieved again, Michael. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2248 |
I told you we should have stayed in the water. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
2249 |
Have you no honor, man! It's women and children first. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
2250 |
You're just going to leave me to the sand sharks? |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2251 |
You see it too? |
1.2211 |
0.04534 |
95 |
75 |
19 |
1 |
2252 |
Maybe we should have gone to starboard back there. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
2253 |
Noah....listen, you're never going to need that boat. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2254 |
when is this fucking acid going to wear off? |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
2255 |
By Jove, I'll see thee hang for this ye mutinous swine! |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2256 |
Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily life is but a dream |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
2257 |
For the hundredth time, I don't see an oasis. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2258 |
Could you toss me a life jacket? |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2259 |
And where do you think you're going without me? |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
2260 |
If you sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" one more time, I'll... |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2261 |
I feel like this marathon training gets more intense every year. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
2262 |
Got room for one more? |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
2263 |
No, the 'rowboat of the desert' is not actually a smaller 'ship of the desert'. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
2264 |
And I thought I needed water! |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2265 |
Which App are you using? |
1.2211 |
0.04534 |
95 |
75 |
19 |
1 |
2266 |
Stop being selfish! It's my turn to row. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2267 |
Get that surprised look off your face - you know it's my turn to row |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2268 |
Can you spare any of your inaginary water? |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2269 |
What, no life preserver? |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2270 |
I just can't do another sea shanty, Fred |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2271 |
Hey, buddy! I have the right-of-way! |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2272 |
Don't you know that you're rowing upstream? |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2273 |
For the last time, it's just a mirage! |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2274 |
Stroke...stroke...I'm havin' a HEAT stroke! |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2275 |
You said we would take turns sitting in the boat?! |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2276 |
He was really serious about draining. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2277 |
Hold on for a minute. My contacts lense is down here somewhere. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2278 |
This Guinness Record thing has gone far enough! |
1.2151 |
0.05690 |
93 |
79 |
8 |
6 |
2279 |
One of us is seeing a mirage and I don't think it's me. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2280 |
Do you know the way to San Jose? |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2281 |
Will you quit throwing sand in my face! |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2282 |
If you're looking for the beach, just follow me. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2283 |
I'm crawling as slowly as I can. If you can't keep up, row faster. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2284 |
Excuse me, but either I'm in your hallucination, or you're in mine. Any preference? |
1.2151 |
0.04548 |
93 |
74 |
18 |
1 |
2285 |
See? I told you there were no sand sharks! |
1.2151 |
0.04284 |
93 |
73 |
20 |
0 |
2286 |
Watch out! Danger ahead. Icebergs. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2287 |
Undrain the swamp. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2288 |
Unfortunately it gets tougher to row during low tide. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2289 |
I was right, it's been sand the whole time. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2290 |
You got room for two? |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2291 |
Why is it always your turn to row when we're going downhill? |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2292 |
Get out and help me find my contact lens, or I'll show you what paddling means! |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2293 |
It's time to stop rowing your boat ashore, Michael! |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2294 |
Water, we need water. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2295 |
We need to change the last verse to...Life is but a Nightmare! |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2296 |
Disappointing mirage, eh? |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2297 |
So how long have you been driving with Uber? |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2298 |
Is this my mirage or yours? |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2299 |
I'm making just as good progress swimming. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2300 |
No, I don't have exact change !!! |
1.2151 |
0.05690 |
93 |
79 |
8 |
6 |
2301 |
Next time, pray less allegorically. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2302 |
No no, I don't know the words to row row row your boat. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2303 |
This is the last time I pick a global warming denier as a swimming coach! |
1.2151 |
0.05690 |
93 |
79 |
8 |
6 |
2304 |
No thanks. I'll just wait for my Uber. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2305 |
There used to be a lake here. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2306 |
Go back. It's a mirage. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2307 |
Caught any fish lately? |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2308 |
You have to admit my mirages are getting very creative. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2309 |
Keep your eye out for sand sharks! |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2310 |
So what now Mister 'I'm-positive-it's-not-too-shallow.'? |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2311 |
I thought you said global warming was a myth |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2312 |
Seriously? Better safe than sorry?! |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2313 |
My turn! |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2314 |
This is not a "sea of troubles," and you're not Hamlet. |
1.2151 |
0.04548 |
93 |
74 |
18 |
1 |
2315 |
Ok, I'm impressed, but did you bring water? |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2316 |
Tim, we're going the same speed. Get out of the damn boat. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2317 |
Thank you,no! I would NOT like a life preserver! |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2318 |
That's NOT why we want water! |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2319 |
That was my contact lens thank you very much. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2320 |
Sorry for the wait. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2321 |
Your telling me you got the boat using points? And no blackout dates? |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2322 |
Any water on board? |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2323 |
Put your back into it! |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2324 |
Hey! Are you a mirage or just a moron? |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2325 |
So THAT'S why it took Moses forty years... |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2326 |
If I hear "Row,row,row your boat" one more time.... |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2327 |
So was it a mirage, or not? |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2328 |
This is a no wake desert |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2329 |
You know its a mirage, right? |
1.2151 |
0.05690 |
93 |
79 |
8 |
6 |
2330 |
Oh great, you remembered to bring a boat - but not the water! |
1.2151 |
0.05690 |
93 |
79 |
8 |
6 |
2331 |
Good News! We're the finalists in the climate skeptics games. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2332 |
If you're not a mirage, say something |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2333 |
You make a lousy mirage! |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2334 |
So who's for lunch? |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2335 |
I'd rather crawl than hear you sing "Row, row, row your boat" again... |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2336 |
No, I said let's get some dinner and dessert! |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2337 |
It's Michel row the boat ashore...not on shore. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2338 |
Because my shoes aren't non-marking? Are you serious!? |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2339 |
I can't row you fool! You know I'm prone to seasickness. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2340 |
I'm afraid that the desalinization project has gone too far. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
2341 |
What if someone sees me in that. I'd rather crawl around aimlessly. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2342 |
Is this your dream or mine? |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2343 |
I cant even construct a decent mirage. |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
2344 |
Need a coxswain? |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2345 |
Don't expect me to sing hallelujah, Michael. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2346 |
Looking backward is not the solution. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2347 |
is there room for one more |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2348 |
I can't take it anymore, stop shouting Land Ho !" |
1.2088 |
0.05529 |
91 |
77 |
9 |
5 |
2349 |
I told you sand sharks live in the ocean! |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2350 |
Pretty good, but crawling builds your lower body, too. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2351 |
Stop singing that song!!! |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2352 |
Don't worry about hopping in, this boat is unsinkable. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2353 |
What I wouldn't give for a Pumpkin Spice latte. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2354 |
That's quite a mirage you've got there. |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
2355 |
If you are not a mirage, toss me a line. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2356 |
... but it's still walk & row, to me. |
1.2088 |
0.06156 |
91 |
80 |
3 |
8 |
2357 |
You idiot! It's "Life is but a dream," not "And I love ice cream" |
1.2088 |
0.05529 |
91 |
77 |
9 |
5 |
2358 |
Slow down! No wake area! |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2359 |
Watch out for turtle nests. |
1.2088 |
0.05529 |
91 |
77 |
9 |
5 |
2360 |
Can I have a lift to the oasis? |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2361 |
I think we're going the wrong way. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2362 |
I could have sworn I ice fished here a year ago. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2363 |
"Where'd you rent that? |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2364 |
I think we drank too much. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2365 |
Someday your boat will come in. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2366 |
At least throw me a life saver for the mirage! |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2367 |
I'm not going to save you if you capsize! |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2368 |
I can't believe it, another dry county! |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2369 |
Don't be mad. I swear I looked for you. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2370 |
You really can't get there from here. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2371 |
Your glass-half-full mantra is really ticking me off. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2372 |
Sir, I feel like I'm drowning. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2373 |
OK... this isn't funny anymore. It's MY turn. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2374 |
I bet there's no mirage up ahead either. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2375 |
Could you stop long enough so as l can get aboard? |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2376 |
It wasn't a spider, Stan. Please get back in the boat, we're running late. |
1.2088 |
0.05745 |
91 |
78 |
7 |
6 |
2377 |
What do you mean when is the next high tide? This is the high tide! |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2378 |
It's my turn in the boat. |
1.2088 |
0.05529 |
91 |
77 |
9 |
5 |
2379 |
This boat will sink if I let you climb into it. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2380 |
What makes you think the water level isn't rising? |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2381 |
Do you know the score in the Manchester United - Liverpool game? |
1.2088 |
0.05529 |
91 |
77 |
9 |
5 |
2382 |
I'll row--you rest for a while |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2383 |
The least you can do is throw me a life jacket. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2384 |
Have you seen MY boat? |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2385 |
Hey! Some of us prefer dying in the desert the old fashioned way! |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2386 |
Toss me a line! |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2387 |
Fine! Rowing is marginally faster than crawling, I still think we should walk. |
1.2088 |
0.05529 |
91 |
77 |
9 |
5 |
2388 |
Ahoy Matey, Have room for one more? |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2389 |
I thought it said this way for dessert. |
1.2088 |
0.05529 |
91 |
77 |
9 |
5 |
2390 |
Trust me, it's going to be bigger than spin classes. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2391 |
Face facts. It was a mirage! |
1.2088 |
0.05745 |
91 |
78 |
7 |
6 |
2392 |
Some people have all the luck! |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2393 |
This is the last time I order UberX. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2394 |
The salesman said this is the ship of the desert? The camel, Eric, the camel! |
1.2088 |
0.05529 |
91 |
77 |
9 |
5 |
2395 |
"Google Maps," he insisted! |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2396 |
Next time, I'm flying direct. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2397 |
Did they also tell you to never give up on your dreams? |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2398 |
The ark is supposed to be big enough for two of each kind! |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2399 |
Can’t believe this will be an Olympic event in 2020. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2400 |
Climate change is near. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2401 |
Hey, smart guy, your right turn signal's on! |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2402 |
...and this is a no-wake zone! |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2403 |
You're in the wrong cliche, buddy. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2404 |
Sand shark! |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2405 |
We were promised that he'd make America Great again! Now look at us! |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2406 |
FedEx or Uber? |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2407 |
Michael, just stop it. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2408 |
Have you read his latest tweet about global warming? |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2409 |
Have you seen my paddleboard? |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2410 |
Coach... is this really the way you trained Michael Phelps! |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2411 |
If only I had your mirage... |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2412 |
One of us is halucinating, but which one? |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2413 |
If I knew you had a boat I'd have invited friends. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2414 |
'...gently down the stream.' Now it's my turn. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2415 |
And this time no jumping the gun. Ready? On your mark... |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2416 |
Michael, he was being sarcastic when he told you to row your boat ashore. Hallelujah. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2417 |
You wouldn't happen to be going to Barstow? |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2418 |
This sunny optimism of yours is really getting on my nerves. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2419 |
You've landed in a dry county. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2420 |
I think you're in the wrong row. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2421 |
Is that you, Michael, rowing the boat ashore? |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2422 |
Seriously? |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2423 |
I'm afraid it may be the wave of the future. |
1.2065 |
0.05687 |
92 |
79 |
7 |
6 |
2424 |
It's your turn to push. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2425 |
Hallucinate a boat for me too please. |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2426 |
I don't care if we 're living in a post-facts society, it's not going to work. |
1.2065 |
0.05687 |
92 |
79 |
7 |
6 |
2427 |
Slow Down! I can't keep up! |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2428 |
Jesus walked on water, but you can row on land? |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2429 |
You can create your own reality but you still can't drink the water. |
1.2065 |
0.05687 |
92 |
79 |
7 |
6 |
2430 |
I guess you don't believe in climate change? |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2431 |
How long did it take you to get here? |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2432 |
If this is the ocean, I'm Jesus. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2433 |
Do you really want to know if I packed our toothbrushes? |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2434 |
Going my way? |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2435 |
Global *gasp* warming *gasp* is *gasp* a hoax *gasp* |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2436 |
I'm tired of dog-paddling, can I get in the boat? |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2437 |
Can I catch a ride ? |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2438 |
I know, right? What a weird place to lose a contact. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2439 |
Don't worry about me, pal--a rising tide lifts all boats! |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2440 |
If you say something, see something. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2441 |
When's it my turn to row?!! |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2442 |
Do you have any water? |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2443 |
Please! I'm drowning in self pity. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2444 |
a mirage is no reason for optimism. |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2445 |
Your part of the mirage aren't you? |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2446 |
OF COURSE I`M DROWNING ! |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2447 |
Really? You come in after '...gently down the stream'! |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2448 |
I think its all a conspiracy of those climate change believers. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2449 |
' come on, now you be the wind.' |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2450 |
Water, water anywhere?! |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2451 |
Dream on. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2452 |
The conundrums of climate change |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2453 |
Michael, you have already owed the boat ashore. |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2454 |
Toward the Water! Toward the Water!!! |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2455 |
I'd rather crawl through the desert than ask for a hand out. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2456 |
Here I am drowning and you just row right by. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2457 |
OK, yes!....I need cheering up! Are there any tickets still available for the 7pm Bette Midler show on the main deck? |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2458 |
Race you to the next mirage, Tyrone. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2459 |
Beware the white camel! |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2460 |
I can't find it...just put on your eyeglasses. |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2461 |
Give me a lift? |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2462 |
I'm crawlin' here! I'm crawlin' here! |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2463 |
You just had to second-guess the GPS! |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2464 |
Would you stop splashing me, please? |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2465 |
Catch anything yet? |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2466 |
Way to ruin the mirage. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2467 |
I told you that El Nino business was baloney! |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2468 |
Weren't you in last week's cartoon? |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2469 |
Wait until the tide comes in. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2470 |
I said "Desert Rose" not rows! |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2471 |
What say I hop a ride in your mirage to catch mine? |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2472 |
I don"t care that your name is Michael- it's my turn to row |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2473 |
great deal on that Arizona ocean front property |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2474 |
Let's make this one a real head scratcher for New Yorker captioneers. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2475 |
What are you—making fun of my mirage? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2476 |
You were supposed to leave that for the women and children! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2477 |
Dummy, the lyrics are, "Michael rode the boat ashore, hallelujah." Not miles past the shore! TO the shore, TO the shore! |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2478 |
Stroke...stroke...stroke. That's it. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2479 |
Follow me. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2480 |
starbord! starboard you idiot! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2481 |
I meant a camel you idiot! |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2482 |
Dude, you could at least throw me a life vest. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2483 |
That's no way to honor the memory of the captain we ate. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2484 |
Michael, just because the song says you do, doesn't mean you have to keep going! |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2485 |
There isn't a stream and I'd say life is but a dream |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2486 |
The message in the bottle was pretty clear... I only take Uber. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2487 |
I know you don't believe in climate change...but ye gods ! |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2488 |
Ok it's your turn to be Wilson |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2489 |
Either oar, I said. Either oar! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2490 |
What do you mean swim back to shore? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2491 |
Will you please stop singing 'Row, Row, Row the boat! |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2492 |
Maybe now they'll take global warming seriously. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2493 |
Hey, that's the carpool lane! |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2494 |
You're rowing against the tide, that's why! |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2495 |
Hey Man, wait up! I've been trying to catch up with you since that last mirage. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2496 |
Crossfit makes me feel the burn. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2497 |
Well! So much for gently down the stream. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2498 |
Any room in there? |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2499 |
Hey! You! Global warming is a hoax and I can prove it! |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2500 |
Forget that "merrily, merrily stuff," it's my turn to row. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2501 |
This was a freshwater lake before Trump's EPA. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2502 |
What part of 'gently up the stream' didn't you understand? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2503 |
You forgot the beer ??!!! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2504 |
You didn't say "on your left" |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2505 |
I could go for a drink, you know a good place around here? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2506 |
Could you stop it with the sand in my face, LEONARD? |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2507 |
Dog paddling is a lot harder than I thought |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2508 |
You try the butterfly. I like the crawl. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2509 |
One sec - told you I'd have to get out and stretch. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2510 |
Watch your wake -- I can't swim! |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2511 |
What is life really is but a dream? |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2512 |
No, I do not want to get out and dry off. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2513 |
You cut down the oasis trees for this?! |
1.2000 |
0.05741 |
90 |
78 |
6 |
6 |
2514 |
Denier! |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2515 |
And where were you 37 years ago, when I needed you? |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2516 |
Al Gore, I presume!? |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2517 |
Row, row your boat, gently down, the what?! The what?! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2518 |
That's a hellavu mirage! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2519 |
Slow down! My skis are two dunes back! |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2520 |
You ruined my mirage! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2521 |
Hallelujah already! |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2522 |
Let me back in. I'm afraid of sand sharks. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2523 |
Pull over for happy hour at the next sand bar. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2524 |
I'll race you to the mirage! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2525 |
How was I supposed to know the tide went out? |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2526 |
...the sand is getting deep...permission to come aboard |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2527 |
In your hallucination, am I doing the doggy paddle? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2528 |
My phone's gotta be around here somewhere |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2529 |
You must be out of your skull. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2530 |
Don't just sit there, help me into the boat! |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2531 |
Desert boat? I asked for desert BOOTS! |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2532 |
Just so I’m clear…if we win this final immunity challenge we get off the island, right? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2533 |
I heard the warnings about more rapid climate change, but still I thought I had time for a swim. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2534 |
Are all cartoonists this sadistic? |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2535 |
There's an easier way, but don't take my word for it. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2536 |
Trust me, this is not a simple matter of lightening the load. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2537 |
Is there anything you won't do the hard way, Leonard? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2538 |
Quick--throw me a lifesaver! |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2539 |
Is that one of those new Teslas? |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2540 |
That be land! Land ho! |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2541 |
I *told* you climate change was real! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2542 |
I said I wanted a Land ROVER for Christmas ... |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2543 |
Okay, it’s an Inconvenient Truth. But are the props necessary? |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2544 |
We are definitely still in Kansas! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2545 |
Yeah, I tried drinking it. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2546 |
So he was right all along-- sea levels aren't rising. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2547 |
Sorry Hank, I'm the captain. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2548 |
Is now really the time for cardio? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2549 |
You should have said you couldn't drive stick. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2550 |
You said it sprang a leak! |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2551 |
Are we refugees yet? |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2552 |
OK, I am definitely the captain now. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2553 |
Do I look like Jesus?? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2554 |
SHUT UP LARRY !! I've had ENOUGH of your, dry humor jokes!! |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2555 |
Aye, aye Captain. Permission to come aboard? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2556 |
When I used my one wish on a boat, I didn't know the desert island would be so big. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2557 |
You called the Auto Club? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2558 |
Sorry, woman and children only |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2559 |
Don't leave me, you know I can't swim! |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2560 |
No doubt persistence is why we survived at sea, all I'm saying is we reached the shore at dawn. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2561 |
I can help. I rowed stroke for Harvard. |
1.1978 |
0.05682 |
91 |
79 |
6 |
6 |
2562 |
So do you think we can count n the oceans rising or are you a Trump guy? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2563 |
It's about the Guinness Book of world records. You? |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2564 |
If I get there first, I'll bring back water. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2565 |
Is it my turn now??? |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2566 |
Oh my god! Use the treadmill for once and leave me the Rowmaster. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2567 |
Must be rowing against the current? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2568 |
Got room for a castaway? I've been swimming for days! |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2569 |
Have you thought about an outboard? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2570 |
Even if global warming IS a fallacy, you can't row without water. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2571 |
Okay, but this is the last time. Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream... |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2572 |
You always win. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2573 |
By chance, have you seen Wilson. |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2574 |
You'll get your just deserts! |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2575 |
How many espressos did you say you had before jumping into the lifeboat? |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2576 |
When I was singing, "Michael Row Your Boat Ashore" I didn't mean all the way to the damn desert. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2577 |
Okay, take me to the more realistic mirage. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2578 |
Okay, leave without me. But I'm reporting your lack of life jackets. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2579 |
What's with the desert with no island?!? |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2580 |
Get off your knees, Mr. Gore. No matter how much you beg, you're not going to convince me that global warming is real! |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2581 |
We hit the shore a long time ago, Michael! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2582 |
You're hogging all the imaginary water! |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2583 |
Are we clear on the bet? GO! |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2584 |
Michael, is that really you? |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2585 |
Michael! Stop rowing the boat ashore! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2586 |
It is your turn to do the fishing. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2587 |
Don't you see I'm drowning!! |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2588 |
A canoe would have been so much easier. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2589 |
Oh I see, very nice.. Mr Fancy Sand Boat with Fancy Sand Oars... |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2590 |
The moment when Louis and Clark realized they took a wrong turn. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2591 |
Let me pass. You are messing with my mirage. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2592 |
Okay, I'll row and YOU ski. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2593 |
To you, maybe, it's 'but a dream.' |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2594 |
I'm starting to question your grip on reality! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2595 |
These new fitness crazes are getting out of hand. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2596 |
Now do you believe me about the drought? |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2597 |
I don't care if its vintage Chris-Craft. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2598 |
Hey! You know you're supposed to stay at least 5 yards from free swimmers! |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2599 |
Paddle or no paddle - we're up sh•t's creek. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2600 |
The lake is back the other way. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2601 |
No, for your information, I am not dog paddling. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2602 |
Did you just shout 'sand ahoy'? |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2603 |
C'mon, Eric, let me back in. I promise, no more back-seat rowing! |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2604 |
Do you take credit cards? |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2605 |
No, I don't want to sing it as a round this time! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2606 |
Peleo or Atkins? |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2607 |
Still think it's all a hoax Frank? |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2608 |
Dammit, Bob: I am NOT a hitchhiker - let me in! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2609 |
As I said at my confirmation hearing, I 'm still sure the scientists are wrong. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2610 |
Last one to the oasis is a rotten egg. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2611 |
Do younger brothers ALWAYS have to compete? |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2612 |
Departing of the Red Sea....some miracle! |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2613 |
I thought I told you to bring the JEEP! |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2614 |
I'll stop doing the crawl stroke when you stop rocking the boat. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2615 |
I'll take my chances with the sharks! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2616 |
What about changing places? I'll row and you'll swim! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2617 |
I request permission to come aboard, sir. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2618 |
They were out of tabasco sauce. |
1.1932 |
0.05796 |
88 |
77 |
5 |
6 |
2619 |
One man crawls and another man rows into a sand bar . . . |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2620 |
Can I please be part of your mirage? |
1.1932 |
0.04233 |
88 |
71 |
17 |
0 |
2621 |
No, you should have taken a left at the fork. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2622 |
Denying Global Warming doesn’t make it go away, you know. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2623 |
Ahoy? Gimme a break. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2624 |
and then I'm going to hand you your "merrily, merrily" ass! |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2625 |
I thought global warming was a hoax. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2626 |
Will you stop critiquing my breast stroke? |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2627 |
I told you you went the wrong way |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2628 |
Don't look now, but you are going in the wrong direction. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2629 |
Nice Shirt. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2630 |
Noah, this isn't what He was talking about! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2631 |
I always wondered who was responsible for the crop circles |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2632 |
Still think climate change is bull Ahab. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2633 |
When I said "Send me a life boat," this isn't what I meant. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2634 |
DAMMIT Michael - 'ashore' - why do you always HAVE to be such an over-achiever?! |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2635 |
I just think it's a bit selfish, that's all. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2636 |
I'll circle back one more time, see if you didn't drop it back there! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2637 |
OK! If you say so, global warming exists. Now can you let me back in before I drown? |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2638 |
The US after new immigration policy is implemented |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2639 |
Ahoy, matey! Any chance you be looking for water too? |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2640 |
Is that so? I'll remind you that one man's dream is another's nightmare. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2641 |
What do you mean you forgot what you went for! |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2642 |
No Professor I don't see any icebergs ahead and would you stop calling me Ginger? |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2643 |
It sure took you long enough after the man overboard signal was given. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2644 |
I'm tired of hearing about CrossFit. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2645 |
In hindsight, vacationing on a desert island was probably not the best choice. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2646 |
Guess I took 'Michael row the boat ashore' a bit too literal. |
1.1932 |
0.06017 |
88 |
78 |
3 |
7 |
2647 |
Splash me again and I will rock your boat. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2648 |
Watch it! I'm swimmin' here! |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2649 |
See? Global warming is a myth. |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2650 |
Get out, it's my turn to play in the boat |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2651 |
You know Stan, this year's office retreat may finally be the one that breaks me. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2652 |
Rent is cheap, and with a couple of podcasts you don’t even notice the commute. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2653 |
We would row a lot faster if you would help me find the anchor! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2654 |
I guess this would be called sailing the low seas. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2655 |
You do realize that you are ship out of luck? |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2656 |
I just wanted a Klondike bar. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2657 |
Feels like old times, doesn't it? |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2658 |
Oasis? Boy are you lost! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2659 |
Didn't they warn you? It never rains in California |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2660 |
What time do we need to return the beach chairs? |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2661 |
For God's sake, stop singing that song!" |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2662 |
your rowing in a mirage,you idiot! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2663 |
"Survivor" has officially run out of ideas. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2664 |
No wake! |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2665 |
One more chorus of that infernal song, and I'll row, row, row you into a sandy grave. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2666 |
He won? |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2667 |
You get your exercise your way, and I'll get mine my way. |
1.1932 |
0.04233 |
88 |
71 |
17 |
0 |
2668 |
Dammit. Looks like we had the same hallucination. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2669 |
Sorry, Captain, my mirage ain't big enough for the both of us. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2670 |
You said the Prius wasn't eco-friendly enough and now look at us! |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2671 |
One of us is an hallucination. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2672 |
We've got two paddles, but we're still stuck up s$&t's creek! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2673 |
First you were a climate change denier, and now this! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2674 |
I'm still going to win! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2675 |
Don't worry, he said. We'll find land, he said. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2676 |
Really! Why don't you just flap those oars and FLY OUT OF HERE! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2677 |
Forget the nav system. Let's just walk. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2678 |
It's a mirage you jackass. And where the hell did you get a boat anyhow? |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2679 |
Race you to the next oasis. |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2680 |
OK, I think you've proven your point about the liquid-like qualities of sand. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2681 |
For God's sake, man, get your tropes straight! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2682 |
You Millennials are always taking shortcuts! |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2683 |
I saw a phone booth. You paddle, I'll direct. Do you have a dime? |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2684 |
Maybe global warming ISN'T a hoax. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2685 |
No! You’re supposed to sing ‘”Gently down the stream” at the same timeI sing “Life is but a dream |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2686 |
Still think crossing the border by land and sea is such a poetic way to flee the inauguration, Walt Whitman? |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2687 |
Beats driving in LA. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2688 |
At least throw me a life jacket! |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2689 |
Yield to the right! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2690 |
Which one of us is a mirage? |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2691 |
I may crawl, and you may stroke, but we're both going to croak. |
1.1932 |
0.04233 |
88 |
71 |
17 |
0 |
2692 |
Mother always liked you better. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2693 |
Don't you know this is a no wake zone? |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2694 |
You've got to let me on board, I'm going to drown out here. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2695 |
I don't care how good of a back workout it is! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2696 |
I still don't think this is the English Channel. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2697 |
I am NOT going to call you "Matey." |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2698 |
Maybe we should revisit the decision to keep the boat... |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2699 |
I do know "Row Row Row Your Boat", but you need three for a perpetual canon. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2700 |
Sand, sand everywhere and not a sand which to eat. |
1.1932 |
0.04233 |
88 |
71 |
17 |
0 |
2701 |
Just stop calling me Sandy! |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2702 |
I'm waiting for the local |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2703 |
Still think it's a Chinese hoax? |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2704 |
Are you really sure this will be in the Olympics by 2024? |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2705 |
I yelled ‘heat stroke.’ Not ‘stroke’. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2706 |
The ad I saw on TV did not say this was a side effect! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2707 |
Yes, I do happen to think you can take cross training too far! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2708 |
You call that gently? |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2709 |
Not me, I called for a Lyft. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2710 |
Put on a life jacket, you moron! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2711 |
Virtual reality would be better with some air conditioning. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2712 |
Hey, this is my hallucination! You could at least pick me up! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2713 |
You high-tech guys! Always in a hurry! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2714 |
Damn that white whale! |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2715 |
Maybe it's the heat talking, but this water doesn't taste as salty as I thought it would |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2716 |
No life jacket? Well, that's dangerous! |
1.1932 |
0.04233 |
88 |
71 |
17 |
0 |
2717 |
There's no stream, and this is no dream. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2718 |
Maybe it's a metaphor for how ugly and dangerous things have become. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2719 |
Wanna trade places ? |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2720 |
At least I"m not taking this sitting down! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2721 |
You can have any kind of mirage you want, but at least have the decency not to row sand in my face. |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2722 |
I need to find the ring or she won't let me back in the house. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2723 |
I said use your core! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2724 |
...Hey, get your boat out of my garden!... |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2725 |
I will not sing another verse of "row, row, row your boat!" |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2726 |
Still a skeptic of global warming, huh? |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2727 |
I guess you need water too... |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2728 |
How about we switch it up when we hit the coast? |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2729 |
With all due respect, Mr. President, I'm happy to report that The Clean Water Act was successfully repealed. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2730 |
No, I don't have a propeller. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2731 |
You global-warming deniers sure are consistent. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2732 |
Take it easy, it's just a mirage. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2733 |
You could at least throw me a life preserver. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2734 |
Forgive me, I didn't actually abandon the ship, I just wanted to stretch my legs. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2735 |
Can you PLEASE put more emotion into your part! Believe me, "The Old Man and the Sand" is going to be a huge box office success and win us both an Oscar!!!! |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2736 |
Now you're just being a jerk! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2737 |
If I hear any more "Michael Row the Boat Ashore", it won't be pretty. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2738 |
At long last ... a stroke of good luck. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2739 |
You said high tide was coming! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2740 |
That genie gave you one wish! |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2741 |
When I said we needed a ship of the desert ... |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2742 |
No, I don't need a #**$#@ life preserver! |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2743 |
I'm tired of swimming, it's my turn to row. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2744 |
Technology is not the answer for everything. |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2745 |
Say "not a drop to drink" one more time...I dare you! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2746 |
Hey! Who's mirage is this? |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2747 |
Can you please stop singing Proud Mary? |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2748 |
You only had ONE job! |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2749 |
Look where you are rowing !#%*! |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2750 |
This gives a new meaning to: "Michael rowed the boat ashore." |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2751 |
Hey buddy - the passing lane is on the right! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2752 |
You and your goddamned optimism! |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2753 |
Sing that one more time, and that paddle's going right up your stern. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2754 |
When are you going to stop worrying about getting back your deposit on the boat? |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2755 |
OK. OK. It was a mirage. Do you really have to rub it in? |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2756 |
I think I feel a fish. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2757 |
You're late. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2758 |
Sure, "life is but a dream" you. You've got the boat. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2759 |
You should've turned left at the dry river bed. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2760 |
I don't believe in global warming. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2761 |
I'm begging you... give me a ride!!! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2762 |
Why do you always pass me by? |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2763 |
Repeal was easy, replace is hard. |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2764 |
Your mirage keeps paddling sand in my face! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2765 |
Can you stop splashing sand in my fac |
1.1932 |
0.05566 |
88 |
76 |
7 |
5 |
2766 |
Jesus, shouldn't you be walking on the water? |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2767 |
Really, you christened it "Boaty McBoatface"? That's so 2016. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2768 |
Why don't you just face global warming like the rest of us? |
1.1910 |
0.05507 |
89 |
77 |
7 |
5 |
2769 |
Life's about a dream? Hand me that oar... |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2770 |
That's a tough way to land the merit badge. |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2771 |
Must you keep humming 'Michael rowed the boat ashore?' |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2772 |
No Carl! Right now life is but a horrific nightmare! |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2773 |
We won! We found the source of Trump Natural Spring Water! |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2774 |
Slow Down! This is a low wake zone. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2775 |
Global warming, global schmarming. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2776 |
Just give me three more strokes and we're there. |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
2777 |
Can't you at least throw me a life preserver. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2778 |
Where's the fire? |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2779 |
Homeless. Will row for water. God Bless. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2780 |
Hopefully we are both going in the right direction |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2781 |
I don't care how you meant it. Your tone was entirely condescending! |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
2782 |
We've been off course for 24 hours and you just noticed it now? |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2783 |
At least you won't have a problem with barnacles. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2784 |
For God's sake, stop with the "row, row, row your boat"! |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2785 |
Freshman physics says I'm going to win. |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2786 |
I KNEW YOU'D RUN IT AGROUND! |
1.1839 |
0.05551 |
87 |
76 |
6 |
5 |
2787 |
Just because you don't know how to swim doesn't mean you shouldn't get out of your boat and try! |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2788 |
What's your definition of rescue! |
1.1839 |
0.04178 |
87 |
71 |
16 |
0 |
2789 |
Where on earth did you rent that thing? |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2790 |
I don't see this sand-shark you keep mentioning. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2791 |
That song was wrong, life is not a dream! |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2792 |
Everywhere I go, traffic's at a flippin' crawl. |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2793 |
I don't think I can make it. Can you pull me onboard? |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2794 |
No, I have not seen a white whale! |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2795 |
I was at a restaurant and they asked me if I wanted dessert, what's your story? |
1.1839 |
0.05551 |
87 |
76 |
6 |
5 |
2796 |
Holy Moses! |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
2797 |
"No, I did not say row for help". |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2798 |
How much farther to the Aral Sea? |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2799 |
Don't I know you! |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2800 |
"You" crawl. It's "my" turn to row! |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2801 |
I don’t care what the Weather Channel says! |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2802 |
The sign back there clearly states "SWIMMERS ONLY " along this section the beach! |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
2803 |
Do you need a lift? |
1.1839 |
0.05551 |
87 |
76 |
6 |
5 |
2804 |
Does it look like I would happen to have a spare anchor? |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2805 |
Have you seen water? |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2806 |
Stroke! . . . Stroke! . . . Stroke! . . . |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2807 |
one of us is a mirage |
1.1839 |