Contest #552


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-01-09
Voting ended -
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-01-22 (estimated)
Number of captions 5437
Number of responses 519548
Number of participants 16935


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Long time no sea. 1.9681 0.02172 1410 492 471 447
1 Long time no sea. 1.9124 0.02757 913 360 273 280
2 Noah, trust me. Its over. 1.6852 0.04711 305 166 69 70
3 Do I LOOK like I have any Grey Poupon? 1.6581 0.04485 313 170 80 63
4 I'm losing confidence in Google Maps too. 1.6526 0.04263 308 158 99 51
5 No thanks; I get seasick. 1.6445 0.04477 301 163 82 56
6 Thanks, but I get sea sick. 1.6254 0.04425 283 151 87 45
7 Have you seen two guys and a drum majorette? 1.6223 0.04879 278 164 55 59
8 You may not think so, but we're in the same boat. 1.6154 0.04443 273 146 86 41
9 Thanks, but I'd just slow you down. 1.6148 0.04358 270 141 92 37
10 Well, you do have to admit he was one heck of a salesman. 1.6105 0.04368 267 140 91 36
11 Are you nuts? I'm not getting in that thing without a life vest! 1.6054 0.04800 261 150 64 47
12 I see you're still denying climate change. 1.6054 0.04891 261 153 58 50
13 Michael, you have completely misinterpreted the lyrics. 1.5991 0.05309 217 127 50 40
14 Actually, we're in the same boat. 1.5936 0.04631 251 139 75 37
15 The next time a genie offers us a wish, let me do the talking, O.K.? 1.5922 0.04741 255 146 67 42
16 Working on your heat stroke? 1.5904 0.04765 249 142 67 40
17 Actually, I do think you're in the same boat that I'm in. 1.5870 0.04798 247 142 65 40
18 Thanks, but we're already in the same boat. 1.5870 0.04764 247 141 67 39
19 On your mark, get set... 1.5837 0.04866 245 143 61 41
20 Do you believe in climate change NOW?! 1.5826 0.04737 242 137 69 36
21 I don't think a dry run was a good idea. 1.5826 0.04700 242 136 71 35
22 You're not from around here, are you? 1.5774 0.04599 239 132 76 31
23 You're ashore, already Michael, you're ashore. 1.5738 0.05002 237 142 54 41
24 Yeah, so water gets drawn out in a tsunami. So what? 1.5738 0.05178 237 147 44 46
25 I've had enough of your dry humor. 1.5696 0.04672 237 134 71 32
26 Let's consider this a dry run 1.5672 0.04504 238 131 79 28
27 This is what happens when you drain the swamp. 1.5671 0.05073 231 140 51 40
28 I thought it was just going to be a problem for like, polar bears. 1.5671 0.04998 231 138 55 38
29 No, I didn't call for an Uber. 1.5600 0.04786 225 129 66 30
30 Now hallucinate some water. 1.5600 0.04949 225 133 58 34
31 You do realize that throwing me overboard does not change our situation? 1.5541 0.05045 222 134 53 35
32 'We should go off season' you said. 'It's half the price and there's no crowds.' 1.5520 0.04814 221 128 64 29
33 After my dune buggy flipped, I never thought I'd be rescued. 1.5463 0.04722 216 123 68 25
34 I hope you realize you're completely neglecting your lower body. 1.5421 0.04893 214 126 60 28
35 It's not as deep as I thought 1.5377 0.04884 212 125 60 27
36 Michael, you've already rowed the boat ashore. 1.5359 0.05120 209 128 50 31
37 It's not as deep as it looks. 1.5359 0.04748 209 120 66 23
38 I said to get us an off road vehicle, not an oft rowed one! 1.5314 0.05115 207 127 50 30
39 Stop saying "on your left." 1.5291 0.04946 206 123 57 26
40 For God's sake, please stop yelling 'man overboard!'. 1.5291 0.05088 206 126 51 29
41 It's a lot warmer once you get in. 1.5248 0.05308 202 128 42 32
42 If you let me in the boat we can use the HOV lane. 1.5243 0.04851 206 122 60 24
43 No, YOU'RE a mirage 1.5227 0.05580 176 110 40 26
44 One of us is in the wrong cartoon. 1.5217 0.05117 207 129 48 30
45 You have the whole desert...did you have to row right where I'm swimming? 1.5156 0.05115 192 117 51 24
46 You say "But it's a dry heat" one more time... 1.5150 0.05256 200 127 43 30
47 I don't tell you how to row so stop telling me how to swim. 1.5128 0.04951 195 117 56 22
48 You know we're in the same boat, figuratively speaking. 1.5128 0.05004 195 118 54 23
49 I am pretty sure the shark problem is behind us. 1.5127 0.04860 197 117 59 21
50 You don't throw your navigator out for one little mistake! 1.5126 0.05325 199 128 40 31
51 I find your optimism disturbing. 1.5115 0.05452 174 108 43 23
52 I think this is a case of either oar 1.5103 0.05180 194 121 47 26
53 One of us is in the wrong cartoon. 1.5103 0.05282 194 123 43 28
54 Maybe we shouldn't have drained the swamp. 1.5103 0.05129 194 120 49 25
55 On your left! 1.5077 0.05312 195 125 41 29
56 I'm here to tell you an inconvenient truth. 1.5054 0.05185 186 115 48 23
57 Don't blame me, I voted for Al Gore. 1.5052 0.05427 192 125 37 30
58 We're duned. 1.5052 0.05181 194 122 46 26
59 I was hoping for a better hallucination. 1.5052 0.04750 194 114 62 18
60 The guy in the kayak is about two hours ahead of you. 1.5026 0.04688 191 111 64 16
61 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily my ass. 1.5026 0.05549 191 127 32 32
62 No, YOU'RE a mirage 1.5000 0.05264 190 121 43 26
63 You can stop rowing, Michael. We're ashore. 1.5000 0.05253 188 119 44 25
64 I followed Siri. What's your excuse? 1.5000 0.05143 188 117 48 23
65 Next time you have a choice, pick the camels. 1.5000 0.05232 194 124 43 27
66 Thank you for coming to rescue me 1.5000 0.05253 188 119 44 25
67 Are you just going to leave me here to drown!? 1.5000 0.05103 190 118 49 23
68 Merrily, merrily my ass! 1.5000 0.05157 190 119 47 24
69 Aw, man, right through my sand castle. 1.5000 0.05031 188 115 52 21
70 You're up a paddle without a creek. 1.5000 0.05433 194 128 35 31
71 One more Merrily, Merrily and you're a dead man. 1.4973 0.05108 187 116 49 22
72 Thank goodness you showed up. I've been treading water all day. 1.4973 0.05328 187 120 41 26
73 Do I LOOK like I have any Grey Poupon? 1.4973 0.05164 187 117 47 23
74 Watch your wake, buddy! 1.4945 0.05094 182 112 50 20
75 I still think a gym membership would've been better. 1.4892 0.05240 186 119 43 24
76 I don't care what Google Maps says! 1.4892 0.05184 186 118 45 23
77 I told you a camel would be a better investment! 1.4892 0.04896 186 113 55 18
78 Seriously, you're my Uber? 1.4891 0.05283 184 118 42 24
79 I told you that was a stupid third wish. 1.4890 0.05550 182 121 33 28
80 I don't believe in global warming either. 1.4890 0.04850 182 109 57 16
81 So this is what you meant about a dry run. 1.4890 0.05094 182 113 49 20
82 We are not going anywhere until I find that lens. 1.4890 0.05212 182 115 45 22
83 What do you mean, there's a weight limit? 1.4862 0.05114 181 113 48 20
84 I didn't think he would really drain the swamp. 1.4862 0.05349 181 117 40 24
85 I can't. I get seasick. 1.4862 0.04993 181 111 52 18
86 Give it up, Michael. You are ashore. 1.4833 0.05429 180 118 37 25
87 I know you said it was a dry run. 1.4804 0.05094 179 112 48 19
88 Well, we drained the Swamp... 1.4804 0.05393 179 117 38 24
89 You aren't from around here are you? 1.4804 0.05451 179 118 36 25
90 Have you seen a majorette leading a marching band? 1.4804 0.05451 179 118 36 25
91 Can’t you see we’re in the same boat? 1.4804 0.05155 179 113 46 20
92 But it's a dry heat. 1.4804 0.05216 179 114 44 21
93 No, no. You've got it backward. I'M supposed to wander here for forty years. YOU'RE supposed to wait until it rains for forty days and forty nights. 1.4778 0.05134 180 114 46 20
94 I'm telling you Pete, we were going faster when I was in the boat making motor noises 1.4775 0.05052 178 111 49 18
95 Yeah, I think I see land, too. 1.4773 0.05342 176 114 40 22
96 No! You come in on 'Merrily, merrily!' 1.4773 0.05220 176 112 44 20
97 Make that row versus wade joke one more time and you'll be sorry! 1.4773 0.05403 176 115 38 23
98 Michael, you've rowed your boat ashore. You can stop now. 1.4743 0.05303 175 113 41 21
99 Who drained the swamp? 1.4743 0.05426 175 115 37 23
100 Permission to come aboard? 1.4743 0.05049 175 109 49 17
101 Say "merrily" one more time. I dare you. 1.4743 0.05365 175 114 39 22
102 If it weren't for global warming, I would have drowned! 1.4743 0.04984 175 108 51 16
103 No. We're not all in the same boat! 1.4713 0.05262 174 112 42 20
104 Is that a sun stroke? 1.4713 0.05387 174 114 38 22
105 Maybe it's time to admit that we're lost. 1.4713 0.05262 174 112 42 20
106 Thanks for the offer, but I get seasick. 1.4686 0.05047 175 110 48 17
107 At least it's a dry heat. 1.4686 0.04711 175 105 58 12
108 I can't find your stupid contact lens! Can I get back in the boat now! 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
109 Merrily, merrily, merrily, my ass. 1.4651 0.05369 172 113 38 21
110 "Would you stop humming the music to Jaws for God's sake! 1.4651 0.04975 172 107 50 15
111 Michael, you've rowed your boat ashore. 1.4647 0.05480 170 113 35 22
112 I hate to break it to you, but the 'ship of the desert' is a camel. 1.4647 0.04946 170 105 51 14
113 Thanks, but I'm makin' pretty good time. 1.4647 0.04946 170 105 51 14
114 He sure drained the swamp fast. 1.4647 0.05606 170 115 31 24
115 You think you're hallucinating? I'm drowning here! 1.4620 0.05518 171 115 33 23
116 This is nothing. In the 70's I traveled through this area on a horse with no name. 1.4615 0.05308 169 110 40 19
117 No life vest? Are you crazy? 1.4615 0.05105 169 107 46 16
118 It took you long enough to get here. 1.4615 0.05439 169 112 36 21
119 Save yourself Jimmy, it's too late for me. 1.4615 0.05241 169 109 42 18
120 No. We're not all in the same boat! 1.4615 0.05439 169 112 36 21
121 It's just a song, Michael. 1.4615 0.05241 169 109 42 18
122 Didn't you hear me yell "man over board"? 1.4615 0.05504 169 113 34 22
123 For the last time, I refuse to get on a boat without a life jacket! 1.4588 0.05604 170 116 30 24
124 Which way to Burning Man? 1.4588 0.05013 170 107 48 15
125 It looks like we are both using the same GPS. 1.4588 0.05218 170 110 42 18
126 Even though you say we're in the same boat, we're really not. 1.4588 0.05349 170 112 38 20
127 If you say, 'at least we have a paddle' one more time, I'm going to capsize you. 1.4583 0.05330 168 110 39 19
128 I warned you about draining the swamp. 1.4583 0.05717 168 116 27 25
129 “The third leg of this triathlon is a killer”. 1.4583 0.05263 168 109 41 18
130 Merrily my ass 1.4583 0.05397 168 111 37 20
131 Oh sure, just leave me here to drown. 1.4583 0.05527 168 113 33 22
132 Stay in your lane, buddy! 1.4583 0.05195 168 108 43 17
133 What took you so long? 1.4578 0.05099 166 105 46 15
134 I think we're in the same boat 1.4551 0.04931 167 104 50 13
135 Thanks, but I always get seasick. 1.4551 0.05284 167 109 40 18
136 We're duned. 1.4524 0.05327 168 111 38 19
137 Michael, I didn't mean this far ashore. 1.4524 0.05652 168 116 28 24
138 So, tell me again. Why did you choose the boat over the camel? 1.4518 0.05509 166 112 33 21
139 What do you mean you don't pick up hitchhikers? 1.4518 0.05442 166 111 35 20
140 I think we could both use some water 1.4512 0.05283 164 107 40 17
141 Where were you when I was in the desert island cartoon? 1.4512 0.05757 164 114 26 24
142 Face it Larry, you're up the creek without a creek. 1.4512 0.05491 164 110 34 20
143 Rough dunes today. 1.4512 0.05066 164 104 46 14
144 And where does your brilliant GPS tell us to go now? 1.4512 0.05559 164 111 32 21
145 On your mark, get set... 1.4512 0.05626 164 112 30 22
146 No thanks; I get seasick. 1.4479 0.05160 163 105 43 15
147 If you say, ' Long time no sea' one more time, I'll leave you on the first island we come to. 1.4479 0.05583 163 111 31 21
148 Thanks for the offer, but I get seasick. 1.4479 0.05305 163 107 39 17
149 You climate change deniers just don't give up, do you? 1.4479 0.05376 163 108 37 18
150 Don't just sit there, throw me a line! 1.4479 0.05233 163 106 41 16
151 No thanks, I have a tendency to get seasick. 1.4479 0.05376 163 108 37 18
152 Yes, Michael. You rowed the boat ashore. Hallelujah. 1.4479 0.05515 163 110 33 20
153 If you let me back in I promise not to criticize your navigation skills. 1.4479 0.05376 163 108 37 18
154 No thanks, I'd rather swim. 1.4479 0.05446 163 109 35 19
155 Michael, your boat is already ashore. 1.4479 0.05376 163 108 37 18
156 You have a very dry sense of humor. 1.4451 0.05208 164 107 41 16
157 You climate change deniers will never give up. 1.4451 0.05488 164 111 33 20
158 Post-truth world notwithstanding, there is no stream, you're not rowing gently, and I really take issue with "merrily"! 1.4444 0.05327 162 107 38 17
159 I'm sick and tired of always having to play the shark! 1.4444 0.05327 162 107 38 17
160 I'll never vote to drain the swamp again. 1.4444 0.05469 162 109 34 19
161 No, I Do Not have any Grey Poupon? 1.4444 0.05675 162 112 28 22
162 Practicing your heat stroke? 1.4410 0.05126 161 104 43 14
163 Welcome to death row. 1.4410 0.05421 161 108 35 18
164 Remember, when the tide comes in we switch. 1.4410 0.05275 161 106 39 16
165 Permission to come aboard? 1.4410 0.05201 161 105 41 15
166 Your choice; row verses wade 1.4410 0.05421 161 108 35 18
167 Why don't you just 'merrily' kiss my ass? 1.4410 0.05562 161 110 31 20
168 All I'm saying is that the science isn't necessarily conclusive. 1.4403 0.05397 159 106 36 17
169 So I guess that flood thing was just fake news? 1.4403 0.05471 159 107 34 18
170 Kenny, your "man overboard" thing isn't funny anymore. 1.4403 0.05397 159 106 36 17
171 I think we lost that Drum Majorette 1.4383 0.05671 162 113 27 22
172 No thanks, boats make me seasick. 1.4383 0.04792 162 101 51 10
173 Are you just gonna leave me here to drown? 1.4375 0.05297 160 106 38 16
174 Heat! Stroke! Heat! Stroke! 1.4375 0.05297 160 106 38 16
175 Hey, watch your wake I'm crawling here. 1.4367 0.05639 158 109 29 20
176 No thanks, I'll swim from here. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
177 You took forever. Does that mean my pizza is free? 1.4367 0.05420 158 106 35 17
178 You plugged DEAD SEA into the GPS? 1.4367 0.05567 158 108 31 19
179 You're still bending your elbows early. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
180 I don't care if you don't know how to swim; it's my turn to row. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
181 No thanks. I have to get in my 10,000 steps. 1.4340 0.05089 159 103 43 13
182 Just going to leave me here to drown? 1.4331 0.05290 157 104 38 15
183 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.4331 0.05290 157 104 38 15
184 I've heard of a dry run but this is insane! 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
185 For the hundredth time, I am not getting in that thing without a life jacket. 1.4331 0.05806 157 111 24 22
186 Can you give me a lift to the next mirage? 1.4331 0.05134 157 102 42 13
187 Go on ahead. I'll catch up. 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
188 You, again? 1.4331 0.05663 157 109 28 20
189 Still think 'life is but a dream'? 1.4331 0.05290 157 104 38 15
190 Well if you think rowing in this is hard, try swimming in it! 1.4331 0.05367 157 105 36 16
191 Enough with the "cry me a river" already. 1.4304 0.05187 158 104 40 14
192 Stop splashing me!!! 1.4295 0.05154 156 102 41 13
193 They elected who?! 1.4295 0.05688 156 109 27 20
194 Let's call it a tie. 1.4295 0.05312 156 104 37 15
195 Which one of us is imagining the other? 1.4295 0.05389 156 105 35 16
196 Spoiler alert: Land, ho! 1.4295 0.05688 156 109 27 20
197 How come I always have to be the shark? 1.4295 0.05233 156 103 39 14
198 Let me say it one more time. "Man overboard!" 1.4295 0.05389 156 105 35 16
199 Hey, watch your wake! 1.4295 0.05465 156 106 33 17
200 Are you insane, man? Where's your life jacket? 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
201 You have perfected the heat stroke. 1.4286 0.05517 154 105 32 17
202 Are you the mirage or am I? 1.4286 0.05593 154 106 30 18
203 Third climate change denier I've met today. 1.4286 0.05743 154 108 26 20
204 Mine capsized. 1.4286 0.05034 154 99 44 11
205 Man, you Uber guys are everywhere! 1.4286 0.05593 154 106 30 18
206 Wow. And I thought my GPS sucked. 1.4286 0.05200 154 101 40 13
207 I thought it was metaphor for something else when he said he was going to "drain the swamp..." 1.4286 0.05361 154 103 36 15
208 I'll wait for the next mirage. 1.4286 0.05439 154 104 34 16
209 Mine capsized last week. 1.4286 0.05361 154 103 36 15
210 At least it's a dry heat. 1.4286 0.05281 154 102 38 14
211 Well, at least it's a dry heat. 1.4286 0.05281 154 102 38 14
212 This is what we get for following that majorette! 1.4277 0.05675 159 112 26 21
213 Are you any closer to accepting that the GPS might be wrong? 1.4248 0.05302 153 102 37 14
214 I'll wait for the camel. 1.4248 0.05617 153 106 29 18
215 Can we finally admit the climate has changed? 1.4248 0.05302 153 102 37 14
216 Did Moses say WHEN the sea was returning? 1.4248 0.05617 153 106 29 18
217 I'm not the mirage - you're the mirage! 1.4248 0.05138 153 100 41 12
218 "Didn't you hear me yell "man overboard" six miles ago? 1.4248 0.05302 153 102 37 14
219 I'm just not a boat person. 1.4248 0.05383 153 103 35 15
220 You're scaring the fish away! 1.4221 0.05511 154 106 31 17
221 Don't leave me! The next boat isn't due for hours. 1.4221 0.05434 154 105 33 16
222 The lake was more fun before climate change. 1.4221 0.05275 154 103 37 14
223 What the hell took so long? 1.4221 0.05434 154 105 33 16
224 Frankly, I'd rather be following that majorette from a couple weeks ago! 1.4211 0.05485 152 104 32 16
225 Quit complaining, you can't sink and I can't drown. 1.4211 0.05072 152 99 42 11
226 How far are you going? 1.4211 0.05642 152 106 28 18
227 We're ALREADY in the same boat, so stop telling me to get in! 1.4211 0.05324 152 102 36 14
228 Haven't you heard someone yelling 'man overboard' for the past four miles?!? 1.4211 0.05405 152 103 34 15
229 Hey! Quit splashing! 1.4211 0.05241 152 101 38 13
230 I said, "Man Overboard!" 1.4211 0.05564 152 105 30 17
231 It's my turn in the mirage 1.4211 0.04986 152 98 44 10
232 When I called for a ship of the desert, I was expecting a camel. 1.4211 0.05241 152 101 38 13
233 No, we are most certainly not in the same boat! 1.4211 0.05324 152 102 36 14
234 Final offer, I have two tickets to 'Hamilton'. 1.4211 0.05642 152 106 28 18
235 No! I will not just "get on board". 1.4172 0.05177 151 100 39 12
236 That’s right, just row away and leave me here to drown! 1.4172 0.05508 151 104 31 16
237 One of us is hallucinating. 1.4172 0.05262 151 101 37 13
238 Are you just going to sit there or are you going to help me find my contact lens? 1.4172 0.05345 151 102 35 14
239 I think I see land! 1.4172 0.05666 151 106 27 18
240 Yeah. The tide's out. 1.4172 0.05177 151 100 39 12
241 So what part of "MAN OVERBOARD" don't you understand? 1.4172 0.05508 151 104 31 16
242 I've come to rescue you. 1.4172 0.05345 151 102 35 14
243 Doesn't anyone pick up hitch-hikers any more? 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
244 Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon? 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
245 Now do you believe in climate change? 1.4161 0.05561 149 103 30 16
246 See what happens when they drain the swamp? 1.4161 0.05878 149 107 22 20
247 The next time Moses says he can part the Red Sea, just take his word for it. 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
248 It's your turn to play the shark. 1.4161 0.05561 149 103 30 16
249 For the umpteenth time...man overboard! 1.4161 0.05642 149 104 28 17
250 Have I seen land?!?! 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
251 If I admit to global warming can I get back in the boat? 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
252 I yell for help and you row right past me! 1.4161 0.05396 149 101 34 14
253 You're just going to let me drown here? 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
254 I may be thirsty, but at least I'm not delusional! 1.4133 0.05111 150 99 40 11
255 It looked different in the brochure. 1.4133 0.05022 150 98 42 10
256 Whatever floats your boat, I guess. 1.4133 0.05111 150 99 40 11
257 Believe it or not pal, we're both in the same boat.... 1.4133 0.05769 150 107 24 19
258 'Let's book off-season.' you said. 'It will be half the price and no crowds.' you said. Are you happy now? 1.4133 0.05197 150 100 38 12
259 It's a dry run. 1.4122 0.05332 148 100 35 13
260 Steve, Moses parted the sea like two weeks ago. Just admit that we're lost! 1.4122 0.05418 148 101 33 14
261 Permission to come aboard? Sir 1.4122 0.05332 148 100 35 13
262 Wait...you're not going to leave me here to drown? 1.4122 0.05667 148 104 27 17
263 Shit creek it is, but you've got a paddle. 1.4122 0.05418 148 101 33 14
264 Thank God you're here! Can you take me to one of those tiny islands with a single palm tree? 1.4122 0.05245 148 99 37 12
265 No thanks, I get sandsick. 1.4122 0.05418 148 101 33 14
266 Stop rowing, you're scaring away the fish. 1.4122 0.05585 148 103 29 16
267 Uh, Michael, you're ashore already. 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
268 Moron! Watch where you're going! 1.4122 0.05827 148 106 23 19
269 I think we're dealing with something a little worse than low tide. 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
270 It wouldn't kill you to say 'passing on the left.' 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
271 You've taken the song a bit too seriously, Michael." 1.4097 0.05435 144 98 33 13
272 On your left! 1.4094 0.05388 149 102 33 14
273 For the last time -- we're not in the same boat! 1.4094 0.05472 149 103 31 15
274 Let me guess--you must be Michael. 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
275 In order to make sure you are not a mirage I'll need to ask you a few security questions. 1.4094 0.05217 149 100 37 12
276 This " secret fishing spot " had better be worth it ! 1.4094 0.05715 149 106 25 18
277 Do you have any idea how LONG I'd been working on that sand castle? 1.4082 0.05177 147 98 38 11
278 Recalculating! 1.4082 0.05266 147 99 36 12
279 And how much for my luggage? 1.4082 0.05354 147 100 34 13
280 Don't you just hate G.P.S.? 1.4082 0.05691 147 104 26 17
281 Trust me, don't drink the sand–it will only make you thirstier. 1.4082 0.05354 147 100 34 13
282 Why don't you go rescue the people stranded on desert islands in all those other New Yorker cartoons? 1.4082 0.05525 147 102 30 15
283 Could you at least throw me a life jacket? 1.4082 0.05354 147 100 34 13
284 You can stop, Michael. 1.4082 0.05932 147 107 20 20
285 Didn't you hear he drained the swamp! 1.4082 0.05691 147 104 26 17
286 Could you please drop the 'Merrily, Merrily' bit 1.4082 0.05525 147 102 30 15
287 I refuse to get in there without a life vest. 1.4067 0.05275 150 102 35 13
288 Will you ever stop reminding me that you rowed at Harvard? 1.4067 0.05442 150 104 31 15
289 Do I LOOK like I know the way to San Jose? 1.4067 0.05683 150 107 25 18
290 Let me try the water skis again. 1.4054 0.05659 148 105 26 17
291 I'd walk a mile for a camel 1.4041 0.05196 146 98 37 11
292 Are you my Uber? 1.4041 0.05798 146 105 23 18
293 I'd get in but this kind of humor is too dry for me. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
294 Well, he said he would drain the swamp! 1.4041 0.05548 146 102 29 15
295 Oh yeah?! Well you should try swimming in it! 1.4041 0.05011 146 96 41 9
296 Hey! I'm swimming here! 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
297 That genie screwed us again. 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
298 You just had to go back and water the plants? 1.4041 0.06037 146 108 17 21
299 Welcome to death row. 1.4041 0.05798 146 105 23 18
300 Don’t pretend you didn’t hear me yell “Man overboard!” three days ago. 1.4041 0.05632 146 103 27 16
301 I used google map, you? 1.4028 0.05515 144 100 30 14
302 I think this is the definition of "lose - lose" 1.4028 0.05689 144 102 26 16
303 Dude, you just ran over my sandcastle. 1.4028 0.05603 144 101 28 15
304 That's far enough ashore, Michael! 1.4028 0.05603 144 101 28 15
305 Must you do everything merrily? 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
306 Thanks, but I'll crawl from here. I get sea sick. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
307 For God's sake, Michael, enough already! 1.4028 0.05773 144 103 24 17
308 No thanks! I get terribly sea sick. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
309 He drained the wrong dang swamp! 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
310 Are you my Uber? 1.4028 0.05515 144 100 30 14
311 It wasn't complicated. I swim the Channel, you watch the compass. 1.4028 0.05515 144 100 30 14
312 Enough, Lenny -- it's your turn to be the mermaid. 1.3986 0.05448 143 99 31 13
313 You, again? 1.3986 0.05799 143 103 23 17
314 You said draining the swamp was a good idea. 1.3986 0.05357 143 98 33 12
315 It's not the heat, it's the stupidity. 1.3986 0.05538 143 100 29 14
316 Stop this nonsense about how climate change might be real. Let's just enjoy our day out on the lake. 1.3986 0.05448 143 99 31 13
317 So it's the journey that counts and not the destination, huh? 1.3955 0.05900 134 96 23 15
318 No thanks - my Uber is on the way. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
319 Are you the mirage or am I? 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
320 I thought I called an Uber. 1.3944 0.05650 142 101 26 15
321 What are you waiting for? Throw me a life preserver. 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
322 Passing on the starboard side. 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
323 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3944 0.05824 142 103 22 17
324 You just had to save 10 bucks on the boat instead of the camel. 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
325 Go ahead...say merrily again! 1.3944 0.05561 142 100 28 14
326 Michael, you've rowed your boat more than ashore. 1.3944 0.05909 142 104 20 18
327 Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3944 0.05824 142 103 22 17
328 Row v. Wade appears to be a tie 1.3944 0.05650 142 101 26 15
329 Whoa buddy! This is a no wake zone. 1.3944 0.05650 142 101 26 15
330 I should have eaten you when I had the chance. 1.3944 0.05561 142 100 28 14
331 Dammit! Man Overboard! 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
332 Taking the road less traveled, are you? 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
333 I'm starting to get sandsick. 1.3944 0.05092 142 95 38 9
334 You're outta your element, pal. 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
335 I assume you're the new Secretary of Transportation! 1.3913 0.05767 138 99 24 15
336 Enough with the "Merrily, merrily." 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
337 Hey, it's a No Wake Zone. 1.3901 0.05208 141 96 35 10
338 You sprung a what? 1.3901 0.05674 141 101 25 15
339 Michael! Stop rowing! You're already ashore! 1.3901 0.05674 141 101 25 15
340 It stopped being funny 10 miles back. 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
341 Man overboard! 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
342 Now do you believe in global warming? 1.3901 0.05762 141 102 23 16
343 Any idea how you say 'un-part' in Hebrew? 1.3901 0.05850 141 103 21 17
344 You mean I could have been riding this whole time? 1.3901 0.05674 141 101 25 15
345 Hey, watch your wake! 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
346 If you let me hop in, we can use the high-occupancy lane. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
347 Im just worried it may tip over with an extra person. 1.3885 0.05547 139 98 28 13
348 I never thought he would succeed in draining the swamp. 1.3885 0.05732 139 100 24 15
349 This is the rowed to nowhere. 1.3885 0.05547 139 98 28 13
350 Are you that Uber I called? 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
351 Damn it, Über, I ordered a camel! 1.3885 0.05547 139 98 28 13
352 This desert cruise looked so different on the website. 1.3885 0.05640 139 99 26 14
353 Your optimism is infectious. Throw me a life jacket. 1.3885 0.05547 139 98 28 13
354 The heat is making you a little dingy. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
355 Still on the fence about climate change? 1.3885 0.05055 139 93 38 8
356 Are you a mirage...or just stupid? 1.3857 0.05698 140 101 24 15
357 Of course I need help! I just fell out of the damn boat! 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
358 I'm crawlin here! 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
359 Hey! This is a no wake zone. 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
360 When do we get to the part where life is but a dream?! 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
361 Stop with the "Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily" 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
362 Will you hurry up and throw me a rescue buoy. 1.3841 0.05756 138 100 23 15
363 Michael??? 1.3841 0.05664 138 99 25 14
364 If this is a sand bar, I'll have a dry martini. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
365 Be careful, you're taking on sand! 1.3841 0.05664 138 99 25 14
366 No thank you - small boats make me seasick ... 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
367 I have to say, I admire your optimism. 1.3841 0.05072 138 93 37 8
368 Mind your wake ! 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
369 Thanks anyway––I'll catch THE NEXT hallucination. 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
370 Now will you admit that climate change is real? 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
371 I'm starting to rethink the whole Crossfit thing. 1.3841 0.05756 138 100 23 15
372 The next dune has the cleanest rest stop 1.3841 0.05072 138 93 37 8
373 Thanks anyway, but I already called Uber. 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
374 Still thinking it's a sandbar? 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
375 Best case scenario is that you’re taking on water. 1.3813 0.05989 139 104 17 18
376 Sing it again and I'll kill you. 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
377 You were right, it is too shallow to swim. 1.3813 0.05246 139 96 33 10
378 Wait till you see the rapids! 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
379 You have to row faster or I can't stay up on the skis 1.3813 0.05246 139 96 33 10
380 At least I'm working all the muscle groups. 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
381 For the last time, stay in your own lane! 1.3813 0.05536 139 99 27 13
382 Thank goodness you rowed by. I've been swimming out here all day. 1.3813 0.05043 139 94 37 8
383 You idiot. A camel is the ship of the desert. 1.3796 0.05397 137 96 30 11
384 Michael, you can stop rowing now. 1.3796 0.05592 137 98 26 13
385 For the last time, the water is a mirage. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
386 Um, man overboard, idiot. 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
387 There's no merrily about it! 1.3796 0.05592 137 98 26 13
388 Pedestrians have the right of way! 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
389 Would it kill you to swim for awhile! 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
390 No, I'm looking for my contact. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
391 Keep an eye out for sand sharks. 1.3796 0.05592 137 98 26 13
392 If you reach land, send water. 1.3796 0.05495 137 97 28 12
393 I told you we should have rented the camel but, oh no, you had to save a few dinars 1.3796 0.05781 137 100 22 15
394 Uber? 1.3796 0.05592 137 98 26 13
395 When I said 'ship of the desert' I meant a camel you idiot! 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
396 Nautical or statute miles? 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
397 Don't tell me that "We're basically in the same boat!" 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
398 That's right! Just let me drown out here. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
399 No thanks. You know how I get sandsick. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
400 So you've been seeing water too? 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
401 Whatever floats your boat. 1.3778 0.05137 135 92 35 8
402 Michael, we're ashore already! 1.3778 0.05243 135 93 33 9
403 Well, at least we'll come in ahead of that girl on the pogo stick! 1.3778 0.05936 135 100 19 16
404 Man Overboard, - Really? 1.3778 0.05243 135 93 33 9
405 Michael, you've rowed your boat ashore. 1.3778 0.05746 135 98 23 14
406 Do you believe in global warming now? 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
407 I thought camels were the ships of the desert! 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
408 Man overboard! 1.3778 0.05649 135 97 25 13
409 If you let me back in, I won't talk about Climate Change. 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
410 But I can't swim 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
411 Let me in the boat. I'm tired of swimming. 1.3778 0.05746 135 98 23 14
412 Good heavens man! Please tell me you're not my Uber driver! 1.3778 0.05936 135 100 19 16
413 Michael, you can stop rowing now. 1.3750 0.05517 136 97 27 12
414 What do you mean you're afraid if I try to get in I'll tip the boat over? 1.3750 0.05898 136 101 19 16
415 I hate low tide. 1.3750 0.04999 136 92 37 7
416 Whaddya mean 'I think I can see land.'? 1.3731 0.05672 134 97 24 13
417 Pass on the right, dammit 1.3731 0.05770 134 98 22 14
418 It's my damn mirage and I tell you you're supposed to be a mermaid ! 1.3731 0.05573 134 96 26 12
419 You're the 3rd climate change denier I've met today. 1.3731 0.05770 134 98 22 14
420 Slow down, damnit! 1.3731 0.05672 134 97 24 13
421 We are not in the same boat! 1.3731 0.05573 134 96 26 12
422 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
423 Yeah! Well, I can walk on water. 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
424 I'm still doing my pushups, I'll switch over to the rowing machine later. 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
425 I'm telling you this is not a low tide problem. 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
426 Does it look like I have any extra sunscreen? 1.3731 0.05867 134 99 20 15
427 Prepare to be boarded! 1.3731 0.05044 134 91 36 7
428 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
429 You just had to save a few bucks on the GPS. 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
430 Enough of the crawl. I'm switching to the butterfly! 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
431 Now that you've rowed the damn boat ashore, what now Michael? 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
432 No thanks, I get sandsick. 1.3692 0.05583 130 93 26 11
433 Hey! Watch the wake! 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
434 At least it's not raining. 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
435 Once we make it to the ocean, we'll switch 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
436 I didn't say "go" yet! 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
437 Great, even my mirage needs water. 1.3684 0.05795 133 98 21 14
438 " Help me. Please, help me! I can't swim". 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
439 You had ONE job 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
440 They called this "California." 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
441 How do I know it won't sink? 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
442 I don't think your crew is the only thing that's abandoned you. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
443 Enough with the "merrily, merrily, merrily". Life is NOT a dream. 1.3684 0.05695 133 97 23 13
444 Do I look like I know where the water is? 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
445 It's not the heat, it's the humility. 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
446 Are you going to just let me drown? 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
447 Come on and cry me a river. 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
448 Heat stroke is a noun, not a verb, moron. 1.3684 0.05695 133 97 23 13
449 At what point can we just walk?! 1.3684 0.05795 133 98 21 14
450 Now do you believe in global warming? 1.3684 0.05988 133 100 17 16
451 It's your turn to swim. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
452 You're going to leave me here to not drown? 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
453 Let me guess...another climate change denier. 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
454 I am sorry! If you let me back on the boat, I will not say another word about your sense of direction. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
455 And what exactly is Uber Surge Pricing? 1.3664 0.05755 131 96 22 13
456 That's quite a dry sense of humor you've got there. 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
457 NOW do you think life is but a dream? 1.3664 0.05755 131 96 22 13
458 You did promise we'd take turns. 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
459 Man overboard, damn you! 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
460 Uber, I presume? 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
461 "What about 'Land Ho!' don't you understand!!? 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
462 Do you think you could stop splashing me? 1.3664 0.05755 131 96 22 13
463 can you share some of your imaginary water 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
464 Stop complaining! At least sharks are no longer a threat. 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
465 Michael, you've rowed the damned boat waaaay too far ashore. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
466 On the bright side, we're in no danger of drowning. 1.3664 0.05107 131 90 34 7
467 Will you be needing a coxswain? 1.3664 0.05107 131 90 34 7
468 At least we're not stuck behind an imaginary majorette. 1.3664 0.05857 131 97 20 14
469 Okay, you win. Life is a beach. 1.3664 0.05755 131 96 22 13
470 Oh, stop complaining. At least you get to work on your core. 1.3664 0.04871 131 88 38 5
471 Oh no thank you. I suffer from seasickness. 1.3664 0.05857 131 97 20 14
472 I told you this was going to be a hard road to row. 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
473 One more "Row, row, row your boat" and you're dead! 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
474 I'll do it once more but then I'm done making motorboat sounds. 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
475 Hey, buddy! Stay in your lane. 1.3664 0.04990 131 89 36 6
476 You're splashing sand in my face. 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
477 Uber? 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
478 I know you're not real, but could I have a ride anyway? 1.3664 0.05755 131 96 22 13
479 Are you crazy? Not without a life vest. 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
480 I think I'd rather be up a creek without a paddle. 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
481 I hope you sink. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
482 Trust me, I didn't say "get your ship together." 1.3664 0.05755 131 96 22 13
483 Do you have to splash me? 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
484 Let's call it a tie. 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
485 How about an "On your left."? 1.3664 0.06150 131 100 14 17
486 Okay! Fine! Star Wars is better than Star Trek...now can I get back in? 1.3664 0.05755 131 96 22 13
487 Would ya quit with the merrily, merrily. This is not a dream. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
488 What I wouldn't give to be up a creek without a paddle! 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
489 Man, looks like you need water more than I do. 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
490 Your technique is not the issue. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
491 No, I Do Not have any Grey Poupon? 1.3636 0.05917 132 99 18 15
492 Don't splash! 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
493 For the love of god, I can't swim 1.3615 0.05881 130 97 19 14
494 Okay, so what if I say you were right about climate change? 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
495 Well Michael, you rowed the boat ashore alright! 1.3615 0.05881 130 97 19 14
496 I promise I won't get seasick. 1.3615 0.05005 130 89 35 6
497 Your mirage is obviously grander than mine. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
498 Okay Michael, we're ashore now. Hallelujah. 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
499 Are you just going to leave me here to drown!? 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
500 Thanks for offering to let me in, but I get seasick. 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
501 Did it ever occur to you to throw me a life line? 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
502 I know you're in a hurry, but could you help me look for my contact lens? 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
503 Why do I always have to swim? 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
504 Let me back in the boat Irv, you know I'm terrified of sand sharks. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
505 Ready... Set... Go ! 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
506 I get it Michael, you've rowed the boat ashore. 1.3615 0.05982 130 98 17 15
507 I admire your optimism, but positive thinking will only take you so far. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
508 Don't expect a good Uber rating. 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
509 Come on in, the sand's fine. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
510 I see you're still denying climate change. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
511 I think I'm ready for the Dubai Olympics. 1.3615 0.05779 130 96 21 13
512 How many bars do you have? My GPS still says "rerouting." 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
513 No thanks. I'll wait for the mirage with the land rover. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
514 It's my turn to hallucinate. 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
515 You're delusional if you think I can swim. 1.3615 0.06081 130 99 15 16
516 Give it up, the tide has changed. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
517 Now are you convinced climate change is real? 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
518 Are you just going to let me drown?! 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
519 You sir, do not have both oars in the water. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
520 What happened to my regular Uber driver? 1.3615 0.05779 130 96 21 13
521 And they called me a climate change denier. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
522 Yes, unfortunately, we are still in the same boat. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
523 Hey! Watch where you're going! 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
524 No thanks, I'll just keep on swimming. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
525 Why am I doing all the swimming? 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
526 For god's sake..throw me a line. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
527 Don't just sit there, throw me a line! 1.3588 0.05638 131 96 23 12
528 Please, I can't swim! 1.3588 0.05741 131 97 21 13
529 Stop splashing me, will ya! 1.3588 0.05638 131 96 23 12
530 You couldn't have used your third wish for a Range Rover?! 1.3588 0.05638 131 96 23 12
531 No thanks. I get seasick just looking at boats. 1.3588 0.04974 131 90 35 6
532 One of us is lost. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
533 It's my mirage. I should at least get to row. 1.3588 0.05091 131 91 33 7
534 When's it my turn to row? I'm tired of swimming. 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
535 Are you here to rescue me? 1.3566 0.05803 129 96 20 13
536 I'm looking for water. You? 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
537 Stop telling me you can't swim! 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
538 Help, I'm metaphorically drowning! 1.3566 0.05590 129 94 24 11
539 Face it Jake, you're washed up. 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
540 BOTH contacts? 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
541 When exactly did the tide go out? 1.3566 0.05019 129 89 34 6
542 If you think the rowing segment is hard, wait until you try to get out of the gym contract. 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
543 Visualize your goal? Really, that's the best you got? 1.3566 0.05369 129 92 28 9
544 Will you please stop shouting Land Ahoy? 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
545 They never should've drained the swamp. 1.3566 0.05590 129 94 24 11
546 We landed three miles ago, idiot 1.3566 0.06008 129 98 16 15
547 Stop telling me that it is closer in nautical miles. 1.3566 0.05019 129 89 34 6
548 No thanks, I prefer to swim. 1.3566 0.05369 129 92 28 9
549 It's my turn to row now. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
550 So denial isn't just a river in Egypt. 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
551 OK, the bottom is sanded so now we have to paint it. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
552 Stop singing that song, Michael. 1.3538 0.05660 130 96 22 12
553 I feel like I'm in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3538 0.05660 130 96 22 12
554 How many more of these desert cartoons do we have to endure? 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
555 I thought you said the swamp wouldn't be drained until February!!! 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
556 I've tried the breast stroke, back stroke, and crawl stroke. Now I'm ready for the heat stroke. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
557 Thanks, but I'm afraid we'd capsize. 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
558 Drain the swamp?" You said "DRAIN THE SWAMP???!!! 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
559 Hold on there sailor. This is a no-wake zone. 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
560 Deserting me? 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
561 And bring back a pizza, 6 cheeseburgers, a sack of tortilla chips, ice cream and a Chapstick. 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
562 What happened to the majorette? 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
563 Yeah, well at least I'm keeping it real. 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
564 No, for the thousandth time, I do not want to be the first mate. 1.3516 0.05720 128 95 21 12
565 I believe I have the right of way in this situation. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
566 When they said get a ship of the desert they meant a camel! 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
567 Noah, how clearly did you hear that voice? 1.3516 0.05931 128 97 17 14
568 I Still Think Bernie Can Win. 1.3516 0.06034 128 98 15 15
569 For the thousandth time – you come in on 'Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.' 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
570 Are you sure we only hit a sandbar? 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
571 Hey, you're taking on sand! 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
572 Yell "Land Ho!" one more time and I'll clobber you. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
573 'Sand Ho! 1.3511 0.05828 131 99 18 14
574 God isn't going to flood the place until you can fit WAY more animals. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
575 Pal, you're lost in more ways than one. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
576 Why can't you just admit you made a wrong turn? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
577 You can have your rowing machine, I'll stick to push ups. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
578 Michael! You've long since rowed the boat ashore! 1.3492 0.05890 126 95 18 13
579 What do you mean it beats crawling ? 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
580 The good news is we have the paddles; the bad news is no creek. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
581 For God's sake, throw me a life jacket! 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
582 Let me guess--your're from the government and here to help me. 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
583 Do you believe in global warming now? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
584 Sing one more note and I'm going to merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily punch you in the face. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
585 You call it optimism. I call it denial. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
586 Yeah, yeah---for the millionth time--your biceps are looking bigger. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
587 You know I don't know how to swim! 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
588 What, you're gonna let me drown out here? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
589 Really? "Life is but a dream?" 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
590 Michael??? 1.3492 0.05890 126 95 18 13
591 It seemed easier before they drained the swamp. 1.3492 0.05890 126 95 18 13
592 I don't mean to make waves but...they would be nice! 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
593 I think you might be even more lost than I am. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
594 Please, I can't swim! 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
595 We're pretty far up this creek, but at least you have two paddles! 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
596 Let me guess... you're one of those 'glass is half full' kinda guys? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
597 Look, I don't mind all the rowing, but that "gently down the stream" crap has got to stop. 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
598 The least you could do is throw me a life vest! 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
599 Frankly, I'm surprised Uber works all the way out here. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
600 Wow, that global warming thing just kinda sneaks up on ya, doesn't it? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
601 Metaphorically, we're in the same boat! Will you quit correcting me? 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
602 Is this my mirage or yours? 1.3492 0.05997 126 96 16 14
603 Now, it's your turn to be Moby. 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
604 One of us is delirious. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
605 I tell you having a coxswain would make all the difference. 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
606 Permission to come aboard? Sir 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
607 You're taking denial to a new level. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
608 How come it's always your turn going downhill? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
609 Yes, I did call for an Uber. What took so long? 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
610 Watch your wake, Pal! 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
611 This is the first time ever I gave an Uber driver one star. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
612 I have an idea--Why don't we both just walk? 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
613 Stop making waves! 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
614 Do you still deny that climate change is real? 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
615 Keep rowing! It's just past the lighthouse. You can't miss it. 1.3492 0.05890 126 95 18 13
616 have you seen two guys crawling behing a batoon twirler? 1.3492 0.06102 126 97 14 15
617 All this way and you forgot the fishing rods?? 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
618 Michael you've done it, hallelujah! 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
619 Are you going to just let me drown? 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
620 One of us is delirious. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
621 What do you mean you're not my Uber? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
622 Return the GPS. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
623 Michael, STOP rowing your boat ashore! 1.3492 0.05890 126 95 18 13
624 Do you believe in climate science now? 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
625 Do you still think life is but a dream? 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
626 If life is but a dream, why can't we merrily get the hell out of here? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
627 I would help you row. but I get seasick. 1.3492 0.05997 126 96 16 14
628 What's your big hurry? 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
629 For the last time, the "ship of the desert" is a CAMEL! THAT'S what I thought you were bringing! 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
630 Do I have any Gray Poupon? That's hilarious, Frank... 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
631 What happened to the majorette? 1.3488 0.05993 129 99 15 15
632 No, I don't want to take a turn rowing! 1.3488 0.05682 129 96 21 12
633 When did you say the tide was coming in? 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
634 Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
635 For the millionth time: I get seasick! 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
636 Pull! You're almost to the other end of the mirage! 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
637 The heat is making you a little dingy. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
638 I knew Uber would get here 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
639 You climate change sceptics drive me crazy. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
640 Don't make waves. 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
641 Has 'Man Overboard!' lost all meaning to you? 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
642 Slow down, I can't swim that fast! 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
643 OK - I think it's your turn to play the shark. 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
644 One more chorus of "row, row, row your boat," and you're a dead man. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
645 Race you to the mirage? 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
646 Are you in my mirage, or am I in yours? 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
647 I get that Michael rowed his boat ashore, but your name's Barry. 1.3465 0.05850 127 96 18 13
648 I refuse to sing the word merrily one more time. 1.3465 0.05742 127 95 20 12
649 Michael, you can stop rowing, your boat's ashore! 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
650 Are you talking to me? 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
651 If you are such a good mirage, throw me a rope. 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
652 What do you mean, the sun's making ME crazy? You're the one who didn't bring life jackets. 1.3440 0.05691 125 93 21 11
653 A 'passing on your left' would have been nice. 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
654 Are you my mirage or am I yours? 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
655 Well, aren't you one big mixed metaphor. 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
656 I know I prayed for a ship of the desert, but I meant a camel. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
657 Are you having the mirage or am I? 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
658 (in reference to winning caption, Jan 2) Have you seen two guys following a majorette? 1.3440 0.05914 125 95 17 13
659 Watch your wake, buddy! 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
660 Michael, I told you to stop once you rowed the boat ashore! 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
661 Of course it's slow going. You're rowing against the current. 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
662 Not so merrily, now, are we? 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
663 Need a coxswain? 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
664 Thanks anyway, but I'll wait for the camel. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
665 I suppose you're looking for water too. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
666 No, I don't think we're almost there. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
667 Are you still denying global warming? 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
668 If it was you who dropped the contact lens, I'd be down here helping you look! 1.3440 0.05691 125 93 21 11
669 Local or express? 1.3440 0.05691 125 93 21 11
670 Whaddaya mean life is but a dream? 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
671 Come on in, the sand's fine. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
672 One of us is wrong 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
673 Michael, enough already! You’ve been ashore for hours. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
674 Don't give up the ship? Really? 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
675 Watch it there, Buddy! I'm looking for a contact lens here! 1.3387 0.04564 124 84 38 2
676 Why do you always get to row? 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
677 Cut it out, Jerry! Would you help me find my contact? 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
678 Why don't you crawl for a while, and I'll row. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
679 I think we've both gone overboard. 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 18 12
680 If you don't stop whistling "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head", I'll kill you. 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 18 12
681 Watch the wake, buddy! 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
682 Michael, you did it! 1.3387 0.05938 124 95 16 13
683 Have you any Grey Poupon? 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
684 I just need a lift to my next mirage. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
685 Are you sure the instructions were "One is by sea, two is by sand"? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
686 Which one of us is hallucinating? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
687 So what? I can't swim either! 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
688 What? No life jacket? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
689 Yes, I think it is safe to say our marine GPS system has malfunctioned. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
690 Race you to the next dune! 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
691 Still a climate change denier? 1.3361 0.06226 122 96 11 15
692 Help me. I can't swim. 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
693 I'm guessing you don't have any water? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
694 We're in big trouble if I can't find my contact. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
695 You and your 'short-cut'! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
696 YOUR arms are tired?!Try doing the breast stroke for 900 miles! 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
697 Do I have some water for your Dramamine? Seriously? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
698 You still think the science on global warming is 'unsettled'? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
699 You promised I could row today. 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
700 Thats the last time I let you set the GPS. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
701 Whaddaya think? Of course I'm the one who called for an Uber. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
702 Sure, a ride would be great. You got a spare life jacket in there? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
703 Are you seriously going to make me swim the entire way!? 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
704 OK I made a mistake, now can I get back in the boat? 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
705 Stop splashing me!!! 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
706 I'm already hallucinating, so stop making waves. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
707 Have you seen the great white camel? 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
708 I'm resigning as your personal trainer. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
709 Hey! Quit splashing! 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
710 I said I'm sorry. Let me back in. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
711 Two if by sea you idiot! 1.3361 0.06004 122 94 15 13
712 No, I DON'T think we should stop and ask for directions. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
713 Nah, I prefer to swim. 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
714 Worst fishing trip ever, Paul. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
715 You're gonna wish your life was but a dream. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
716 I tell you, one of us is getting their mirages mixed up. 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
717 "Merrily, Merrily." Really? Really? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
718 I'm swimming here! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
719 It's just a guess, but I don't think that waiting for high tide is really going to help 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
720 No no no! YOU start singing on the ROW! 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
721 Michael, for God's sake, please stop rowing ashore! 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
722 Get a grip, Frank. It was just a mirage. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
723 Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
724 Frankly, you need water more than I do. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
725 Rising sea levels are not our main problem here 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
726 Look, our story just doesn't hold water. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
727 Still a climate denier? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
728 My boat sank two days ago. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
729 No wake zone! NO WAKE ZONE!!" 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
730 I think I'll wait for an Uber. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
731 I don’t like making waves. 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
732 I'm warning you - go ahead say life's a beach just one more time 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
733 How should I know which one of us is a hallucination? 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
734 Enough with the dry runs, Howard! 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
735 Well Barry, when it's your turn to swim you can make all the dolphin noises you want. 1.3360 0.05786 125 95 18 12
736 There hasn't been an ocean here since 2020. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
737 I'll believe in climate change when hell freezes over! 1.3333 0.05962 123 95 15 13
738 It gets harder at low tide. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
739 Michael, you HAVE rowed the boat ashore; Hallelujah, already. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
740 No, thank you. I like the water. 1.3306 0.05808 124 95 17 12
741 Ok , ok, if I promise to stop quoting Nietzsche can I get back in the boat? 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
742 It's a metaphor. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
743 I was crawling before you learned to row. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
744 Hit me with that fuckin' oar again and I'll fuckin' drown you. 1.3306 0.06029 121 94 14 13
745 Help me. I can't swim. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
746 No, I don't have any suntan lotion. Do you have any water? 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
747 At least you get to sit down. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
748 Sure, take the easy way out. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
749 It's a hard road to row. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
750 Help, ..., man overboard! 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
751 Looks like he drained more than the swamp. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
752 Michael, enough ! 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
753 What time is the next one? 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
754 What do you mean your GPS is recalculating!! 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
755 Yes, Michael, you've rowed the boat ashore. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
756 Now do you believe in global warming, Bob? 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
757 They said global warming would take longer than this. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
758 Michael your boat "IS" ashore ! 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
759 I'll never book a discount cruise again 1.3306 0.06029 121 94 14 13
760 Get your boat out of my mirage. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
761 Hey! I'm swimming here! 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
762 Well, of course it's easy for you—you don't get seasick. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
763 Hey buddy, next time warn people before passing! 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
764 This is the last time we use Siri for directions. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
765 Who drained the swamp? 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
766 And you doubted global warming. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
767 You can stop now, Michael. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
768 I'll get back in the boat when you stop yelling 'Land ho!' 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
769 "You think I'm the mirage? 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
770 Hey! Watch it, pal! I'm crawling here! 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
771 Turn back. You're in the wrong cartoon! 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
772 Pardon me....but do you have any gray poupon? 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
773 NOW, can we call an Uber? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
774 No, I will NOT join you for a round of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
775 A little less merrily! 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
776 Hey, that's my boat. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
777 Any sight of land? 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
778 Stop screaming, "Land ho!" 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
779 See, it is you who was high, not the tide. 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
780 Which one of us is the hallucination of the other? 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
781 Maybe you're stuck on a sand bar ? 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
782 Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon? 1.3250 0.06053 120 94 13 13
783 Are you kidding me ... women and children first? 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
784 How many times do I have to say "Land Ho" before you stop rowing!? 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
785 But I had to be Wilson yesterday! 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
786 If you hit me with the oar one more time, I'm getting back in the boat. 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
787 You're in my lane. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
788 Request permission to come aboard, Captain. 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
789 No thanks. I just called a cab. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
790 Stop singing that damn song! 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
791 No, the tide is not going to come in any minute. 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
792 When is it my turn with the mirage? 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
793 For pete's sake, the boat will NOT tip over if you let me climb in! 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
794 Some triathlon! Next you'll have to bicycle across a lake. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
795 Do you still think life is but a dream? 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
796 Your other boat has a motor? 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
797 The brochure said "isolated beach." 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
798 Saved!! I came so close to giving up. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
799 "Great flood," my ass. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
800 Everyone else calls you a mirage; I say you're an idiot. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
801 #DrainTheSwamp 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
802 You threw me out to lighten the boat? 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
803 No thanks, I'd rather swim. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
804 I'm guessing another 3 hours to high tide. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
805 Can't a man get a halfway-decent mirage? 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
806 but you know I can't swim' 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
807 Showoff! 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
808 The scientists never mentioned global evaporation. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
809 Hey, you got sand on me. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
810 You're going the wrong way! 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
811 I will not get back in the boat until you admit it's a mirage! 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
812 So this is what "draining the swamp" is like. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
813 On your way to the mirage? 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
814 You need to update that GPS 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
815 You can stop rowing now, Michael. 1.3220 0.06123 118 93 12 13
816 WAIT! Will you also pick up some milk? 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
817 This is a no wake zone! 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
818 I take it you're the camel designed by the committee. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
819 By chance, have you seen a lost shaker of salt? 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
820 You call that rowing! I could swim faster! 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
821 Enough with the 'Land Ho's! 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
822 I think we can safely say we've beached by now! 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
823 Enough with the merrily, already. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
824 Denial only gets you so far. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
825 Trump drained the swamp all right! 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
826 Hey, mind your wake! 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
827 What took you so long? I left that message in a bottle weeks ago! 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
828 "There's a marina at the next mirage". 1.3220 0.05882 118 91 16 11
829 Michael, you rowed the boat ashore! 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
830 Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
831 It's 'gently down the stream' you imbicile. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
832 My hope of rescue has also evaporated. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
833 Excuse me, but I have the right-of-way 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
834 Can you at least stop singing that stupid song? 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
835 Why couldn't you hallucinate a helicopter? 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
836 Are you going anywhere near Secaucus? 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
837 What do you mean? - "I'll be back later". 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
838 WHAT?! The mermaid's a MIRAGE?! 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
839 Can we PLEASE ask for directions? 1.3193 0.05959 119 93 14 12
840 You here for the timeshare presentation, too? 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
841 George, I'm telling you it IS land! 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
842 That "merrily, merrily, merrily" line could be revised. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
843 It's your turn to swim. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
844 The STREAM, you idiot. Down the STREAM. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
845 According to Waze, this is the fastest route. 1.3193 0.05959 119 93 14 12
846 Hey, I'm swimming here. Go find your own mirage. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
847 Loser buys drinks, right? 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
848 The name 'Sisyphean Adventures' should have sounded an alarm bell 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
849 No, I do not think a sailboat would have been faster. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
850 Row all you want, but we're in the same boat. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
851 Always showboating. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
852 One more verse of "Michael, Row the Boat Ashore," and I'll kill you. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
853 Again - You start singing after I've sung - 'Row-Row-Row your BOAT!' Why is this so difficult?! 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
854 It's not about the destination, it's about the journey. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
855 Hey, watch the wake! Can't you see I'm swimming here? 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
856 Hey, you wrecked my sandcastle! 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
857 I'm looking for my contact lens. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
858 I noticed you slowed down; everything okay? 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
859 I'll get back in later. I just want to swim for a while. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
860 My father crawled through this desert. My grandfather crawled through this desert. What makes you think you can just row on in here. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
861 Bill, maybe the tide's just out. 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
862 Yelling 'stroke' won't get us anywhere 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
863 Yes, I CAN believe that Arizona is a cheaper than Nantucket in the summer. 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
864 Hey, man, are you just gonna let me drown? 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
865 Slow down! You know I don't swim that well! 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
866 You haven't happened to see a contact lens around here have you? 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
867 Can you throw me a life jacket? I've been treading sand for days. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
868 Global warming my ass. 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
869 Do you mind buddy? You just rowed over my sand castle! 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
870 I've perfected my crawl. 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
871 Don't you think you're going a little overboard? 1.3162 0.06027 117 92 13 12
872 "How come you always get to row"? 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
873 Can't we wait until the tide comes in? 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
874 You started before I said, 'GO'! 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
875 Quick, toss me a life jacket! 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
876 Looks like we're both in the same boat. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
877 Grandpa said they privatized the EPA to finance some big wall project 1.3162 0.05903 117 91 15 11
878 'Gently down the stream,' my ass. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
879 Thanks man. Now I'll never find my contact. 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
880 Uber for Sam? 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
881 Well, I call it glass half empty. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
882 I know we're not in the same boat, but I do feel we are fellow travelers. 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
883 Are you...Michael? 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
884 Next time, yell, 'on your left.' 1.3162 0.04802 117 83 31 3
885 If you say 'land ho' one more time I'll capsize you. 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
886 When you get to the oasis, order me a dry martini. 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
887 When you reach shore, please send help. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
888 I hallucinate therefore I am. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
889 Either you're a mirage or I'm a mirage. I'm hoping I'm the mirage. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
890 Quit making waves! 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
891 I still say climate change is a hoax. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
892 For the last time, it doesn't go, "I've been to the desert with the oars with no name." 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
893 Watch it! I'm hallucinating here! 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
894 When will you global warming deniers admit you are wrong? 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
895 You STILL think global warming is a hoax? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
896 It's one thing to be tenacious, it's another to be stupid. 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
897 Come on in the sand is great 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
898 Hey watch it, I'm crawling here. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
899 At least Trump wasn't lying when he said he was going to "drain the swamp". 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
900 Gently? Gently down the stream....really? 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
901 Mine sank in a sand storm! 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
902 Mirage or not, I'm coming aboard. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
903 Mine developed a leak. 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
904 Excuse me, when is high tide? 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
905 Hey, stay in your lane; you're drifting into my hallucination. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
906 Let me guess – your mirage has water. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
907 Dammit, I spent all morning on that sand castle! 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
908 Are we there yet? 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
909 I promise I won't be so negative. Can I please get back in the boat? 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
910 As dry humor, this just doesn't cut it. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
911 I will not go get two of every animal 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
912 Michael, I think you have taken this "Row Your Boat Ashore" a bit too far. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
913 Say 'man overboard' one more time. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
914 Is that what they call "death row"? 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
915 The future of Row v. Wade. 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
916 I told you, we're not rowing one more inch until I find my contact lens! 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
917 Let me guess, you're out of water. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
918 Not if I have to bail. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
919 Hey, watch it -- I just lost a contact. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
920 No Brian, for the thousandth time, crawling is MUCH better cardio. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
921 I don’t care that it used to be an ocean! 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
922 Please let me in the boat, I can't swim! 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
923 No, I'm NOT concerned about the tide coming back in. 1.3130 0.04842 115 82 30 3
924 There are limits to positive thinking, Philip. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
925 Let's face it Bill. Your GPS must be off. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
926 Do you mind? I'm crawling here! 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
927 Nope, just a mirage. Let's keep rowing. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
928 Let's switch, I'm getting tired. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
929 Yeah, it’s my new boat and I thought I’d give it a dry run. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
930 Shouting "overboard!" isn't funny anymore, Terry. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
931 "What do you mean we're not in the same boat? 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
932 When do you think they will refill the swamp? 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
933 Thanks, dumb ass! You just rowed over my lobster traps. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
934 Didn't I see you in a New Yorker cartoon last week? 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
935 Because I don't have as good an imagination as you, Larry; THAT'S why! 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
936 Look on the bright side - at least you're not up the creek without a paddle! 1.3130 0.04842 115 82 30 3
937 You want the 'desert island' cartoon, different page. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
938 Still beat a day at the office? 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
939 Watch it, pal! This is a no wake zone! 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
940 Have you ever trained a fighter before? 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
941 Do you realize that you don't have both oars in the water? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
942 You want me to get into the boat when you do not have any life jackets? 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
943 I take it this is your first Regatta. 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
944 I shouldn't have pulled the plug. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
945 Stay in your lane! 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
946 Can we switch? I am tired of treading sand! 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
947 Dang it, Michael. You just don't know when to quit. Do you? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
948 Let's switch, I want to cross train. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
949 Whoa buddy! This is a no wake zone. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
950 So global warming is a hoax! 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
951 Hey, thats the HOV lane! 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
952 Can I be Captain Ahab and you be Moby Dick now? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
953 took you long enough. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
954 Okay right after I spit underneath the paddle, you row! 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
955 Let's switch. You swim. I'll row. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
956 Does this look like gently down the stream to you? 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
957 Maybe for you it's all smooth sailing, but for me life's a beach! 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
958 I hate Apple Maps. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
959 Watch out for the rapids! 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
960 There's a desert island straight ahead. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
961 I told you to bring the damn sail! 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
962 Mike, please. You can stop rowing your boat ashore. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
963 We haven't passed water for days! 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
964 Quit showboating, Dave. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
965 Which way you heading? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
966 No, thanks. I think I'll crawl. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
967 Stop splashing sand in my face! 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
968 I'm on the starboard tack. I've clearly got the right of way. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
969 Did you find my bottle with a note in it? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
970 Can you please stop yelling "stroke?" 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
971 No, the irony DOESN'T delight me. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
972 Hey ! ! ! Watch your wake ! ! ! 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
973 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily my ass. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
974 So what if I’m NOT the first man to swim across the Oklahoma Panhandle? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
975 You said I could row at the last dune. 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
976 No thanks, there's an Uber on the way 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
977 Climate change denier? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
978 Permission to climb aboard, Captain? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
979 It's time to admit it. A boat is NOT better than nothing. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
980 An optimist would see the boat half full. 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
981 Hey! No wake zone! 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
982 You know darn well it's my turn to row. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
983 Can we talk about something other than your boat for once? 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
984 Really? Life is STILL a dream? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
985 This can't be happening; I don't believe in global warming. 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
986 I resent everything about your mirage. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
987 You didn't think I could swim, did you? 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
988 You should’ve stopped rowing when you hit the beach! 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
989 "Recalculate! Damn you. Recalculate! 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
990 Wait! Don't leave me! 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
991 Of course I'm upstream without a paddle ! 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
992 I still say climate change is a hoax. 1.3043 0.05946 115 91 13 11
993 Stop rowing so I can get in. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
994 It's called "the crawl." What's your stroke? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
995 Hallelujah Michael, you DID get the boat ashore 1.3043 0.05816 115 90 15 10
996 Of course, you're not tired, you're in the boat! 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
997 Don't drink the sand. It will only make you more thirsty. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
998 What do you mean 'I don't do transfers' 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
999 My turn to row. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1000 You're too late. This hasn't been an ocean for 10,000 years. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1001 Row, row, row all you want. Just, for God's sake, stop singing. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1002 Watch your wake 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1003 Is this the way to the Climate Accord? 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1004 I can't believe you passed me. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1005 Don't you know any other songs? 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1006 Pass on the right! 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1007 For the last time, I'm not going to drown! 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1008 And I thought I was lost. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1009 Can I get a lift to the next mirage? 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1010 You know I can't swim ... throw me the life preserver! 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1011 I feel like you DO need directions. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1012 One more 'merrily' and you're capsized! 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1013 I'm HAVING a stroke! 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1014 Actually, why don't we both get up and walk? 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
1015 I think the least you could do is share your mirage with me. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1016 You didn't read the reviews before booking, did you? 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1017 I'll get back in if you promise to quit singing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat.' 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1018 I thought you said we were going for dessert. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1019 Just add water. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1020 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1021 You just couldn't pull over and ask for directions? 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1022 Are you Row? I'm Wade. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1023 Wanna race? 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1024 Can I get a ride? I can't swim. 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1025 Man overboard! Captain! Man overboard! 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1026 Merrily? Dream? Really? 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1027 If you come across two guys following a prancing Majorette, tell 'em I took a wrong turn at the last mirage. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1028 How come you always get to row and I have to swim? 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1029 Please help me, I can't swim. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1030 Jesus, Marvin! Just admit you were wrong about global warming! 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1031 We should’ve stopped when we reached land. 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1032 "Dissolve the EPA," you said! "What's the worst that could happen?" you said! 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1033 Which one of us is the mirage. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1034 I may be thirsty but I'm not crazy. 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1035 Help! I'm drowning. 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1036 Watch it man I'm swimming here 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1037 Okay, it's your turn to push... 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1038 You can lead a man to drink but you can't make him water 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1039 No wonder the Aral Sea getaway package was so cheap 1.3009 0.06144 113 91 10 12
1040 I don't care how much of a bargain it was, leave it! 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1041 Stop splashing sand on me! 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1042 Would you PLEASE stop singing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat'! 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1043 What part of "no wake" don't you understand? 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
1044 I'm not leaving without my contact lense. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1045 I'll start rowing again, as soon as I can find my contact lense. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1046 You smack sand in my face with that oar one more time, I'll sink your damn boat! 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1047 I think the tide is turning. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1048 Don't row so fast! 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1049 My turn to row, your turn to swim. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1050 Get the hell off my lawn. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1051 I've been yelling, "Man overboard" for an hour! Are you going to jump in and save me or what?! 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1052 The Nile? Turn left at the first pyramid. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1053 You just ruined my castle. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1054 Damn it, Noah! You said there would be a flood. Do you know how ridiculous we look? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1055 Would it kill you to let me row for a while? 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1056 Hey, slow down. This is a no wake zone 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1057 I told you we should have taken the Jeep. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1058 your Uber profile promised air conditioning! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1059 It's been an hour, it's my turn! 1.2982 0.04650 114 82 30 2
1060 I'm sorry, I can only pick up at an oasis. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1061 Damn it Michael. Quit it already. It is just a song! 1.2973 0.05808 111 87 15 9
1062 Hey, you. I've got the right-of-way. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1063 I fail to see how this floats your boat. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1064 No, it's a 5K crawlathon. Rowathon's next week. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1065 Next vacation let's go up a creek without a paddle. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1066 And I say it was abandoned for good reason! 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1067 So pissed I forgot my fitbit. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1068 Climate change is real, Donald! 1.2973 0.05947 111 88 13 10
1069 Man overboard? - Very funny. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1070 You pledging a fraternity too? 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1071 You can't leave me here. I'll drown! 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1072 How many times must we hear "recalculating" before you get that you should have turned left at the beach? 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1073 Your mirage might have water but mine doesn't 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1074 Have you seen Wilson? 1.2973 0.05947 111 88 13 10
1075 If I wasn't such a masochist, you'd be a naked woman mirage. 1.2973 0.05808 111 87 15 9
1076 Are you 100% sure about this google map thingy? 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1077 It's a nursery rhyme, Bill. Not a survival technique. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1078 Goddamn, Google maps. 1.2973 0.05808 111 87 15 9
1079 I'll get in when the flood starts and not a minute before. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1080 Thank God! Is your name Michael? 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1081 Oh sure, ask me to paddle now that we are approaching a dune! 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1082 We shoulda listened to Al Gore. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1083 Could you give me a ride to the next mirage? 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1084 Hallelujah! Michael rowed the boat ashore! 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1085 It’s not funny anymore, Moses. Put the water back. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1086 Can't you just skip the damn 'life is but a dream' part? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1087 Put a life jacket on, you fool. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1088 I like your mirage better than mine! 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1089 Wha'd'ya' mean there's another one behind you? 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1090 No, I haven't seen the lake. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1091 What d'ya mean, you're 'out of water'?! 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1092 No, I haven't seen the great white camel. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1093 IS life but a dream? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1094 Mind if I draft? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1095 Hey Michael, It's just a song! 1.2973 0.05808 111 87 15 9
1096 I miss the good old days on our tiny island with the one palm tree. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1097 For the last time I am still going to call it Global Warming! 1.2973 0.05947 111 88 13 10
1098 One of us has got this wrong. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1099 You fool! High tide won't be for another eight years! 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1100 Do you still think climate change isn't real? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1101 Wait 'till the tide comes back in. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1102 This was a lake when I started... Damn global warming. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1103 Slow Down! 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1104 I know you're a mirage because there's cold beer in your boat. 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
1105 Maybe we'll find a desert island. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1106 You rowed the boat ashore three days ago, Michael. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1107 Hey! You know common courtesy calls for you saying "passing on your left" 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1108 I can't swim 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1109 Race you back? 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1110 For the last time, put on your life jacket! 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1111 Sorry, I'm just following my GPS too! 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1112 I didn't think this was what he meant when he said he'd drain the swamp. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1113 Stop flicking sand in my face! 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1114 Hey, buddy...I'm drowning here! 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1115 That's weird, I didn't hear anything about a small craft advisory. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1116 Really wish you'd stop singing that damn song. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1117 When does the tide come in? 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1118 Aren't you worried without a life jacket? 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1119 Yeah, my GPS gave me this alternate route too. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1120 One of us is losing it. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1121 Ha! Ha! You fool, I punched a hole in the bottom of the boat, just in case you left without me. You won't get far. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1122 Don't give up now! Every beach ends at water! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1123 No I'll be fine thanks. You don't get many sharks this far south. 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1124 If you won't let me get in the boat, you could at least throw me a life jacket. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1125 I know a shortcut but you're going to have to help me carry the boat across a river. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1126 No fair -- you rode the tsunami in. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1127 What did you do to the albatross? 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1128 How about a lift to the next sand dune. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1129 You idiot, you forgot the life jackets. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1130 Shut-up and row! It was your idea to leave the country if he won! 1.2909 0.05967 110 88 12 10
1131 I think it´s my turn to row. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1132 Hey, you should be wearing your life jacket! 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1133 I should be doing the rowing,you know I can't swim! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1134 At least you could throw me a life jacket. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1135 Please, no wake. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1136 Only a fool would take on the Sahara without a coxswain 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1137 O.K., I'll say it, you are the world's most dedicated lifeguard. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1138 I see you got the leak fixed. Good job! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1139 I ordered a black car. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1140 It's your turn to crawl! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1141 I knew we should have asked for directions at that oasis! 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1142 Stop singing 'This Sand Is Your Sand' and let me on your boat. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1143 I get to row at the next mirage 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1144 I've been swimming for an hour. Its time to switch. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1145 You optimists tick me off! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1146 Dude you gotta relax, it is not a race! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1147 We could solve both of our problems with a little water. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1148 Can't you see I'm drowning here. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1149 I can't believe you threw me overboard. You know i can't walk. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1150 Just wait for high tide and then we will make some real time. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1151 You're trespassing on my mirage. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1152 You could have wished for two seats. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1153 Michael, STOP rowing your boat ashore! 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1154 This is ridiculous, I'm quitting CrossFit. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1155 I was joking. Let me back in the boat! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1156 Get the hell out of my mirage! 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1157 Could you at least have said "on your left?" 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1158 For god's sake, man, can't you see we're in the wrong cartoon? 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1159 I still remember when slow wi-fi was my biggest problem. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1160 I know you are a mirage because I can't swim. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1161 How come I have to swim? 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1162 I think I'm dying of heat stroke, stroke, stroke! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1163 Come back! You know I can't crawl! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1164 Don't blame me, I voted for Her. 1.2909 0.06105 110 89 10 11
1165 One of us is an illusion. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1166 I've been treading sand this whole time, and you have a boat!? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1167 Next mirage, I get to row! 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1168 You got your wish. He parted the whole sea. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1169 GPS ain't what it used to be 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1170 Please tell me it's not my turn to row. 1.2909 0.05967 110 88 12 10
1171 Want a coxswain? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1172 I can't find your contact anywhere! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1173 You're complaining? You're the one in the boat! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1174 I hope you remember where we parked the car. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1175 Hey!! I'm crawlin' here! I'm crawlin' here! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1176 You're asking me for a glass of water? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1177 You know I can't swim! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1178 Remember when life was but a dream? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1179 Don't give me that Merrily Merrily Life is But a Dream crap. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1180 Sisyphus had it relatively easy 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1181 At this point I officially declare that - THE TIDE IS OUT! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1182 "Would you PLEASE quit singing "Row, row , row your boat"? 1.2909 0.05967 110 88 12 10
1183 What desert isle! You're in the wrong cartoon. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1184 You know, that's a two-stroke penalty for grounding your club in the sand. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1185 When I was your age, we didn't have fancy boats. We CRAWLED to where we needed to be. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1186 And you call yourself a mirage? 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1187 I didn't know we were allowed to actually use our mirages. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1188 Could you slow down? My skis slipped off. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1189 What took you so long? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1190 It would be easier if we agreed on compatible hallucinations! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1191 You don't seem to have a lot of room. I'm going to wait for the next one. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1192 This is a "No Wake" zone, you jerk! 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1193 It's my turn in the mirage 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1194 Michael, I said, "DON'T row the boat ashore!" 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1195 You think you know where you're going, but you're in De-Nile. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1196 That's the last time we sign up for a DIY cruise! 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1197 Shouldn't you be wearing a life preserver? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1198 My turn to row. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1199 What do you mean you can't swim.... 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1200 Tell me when you want to take a break. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1201 OK, I'll help bail if you let me back in. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1202 Thanks, I'll wait for the next dune buggy. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1203 I hate to break it to you brother, but you're no better off than I am. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1204 Face it, we're both deserted. 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1205 Would you stop rowing for just a minute and help me find my contact lens?! 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1206 So much for 'life is but a dream,' Harold. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1207 Just looking for my contact lens. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1208 Let's row to the Bermuda Triangle he says... it'll be fun he says... 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1209 This row versus wade debate is exhausting! 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1210 You said 'sun and sand', Jeremy. You did NOT mention water. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1211 Michael your boat was ashore 4 days ago! 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1212 Can I catch a ride in your mirage? 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1213 The least you could do is throw me a life preserver. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1214 Look, I still can't find your contact lens! Let's just keep going. 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1215 Would you perchance be in need of a coxswain? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1216 I'll get in the boat after I find my contact lens. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1217 We reached the shore miles ago. I'm done proving it. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1218 Grey Poupon? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1219 And still, you deny climate change? 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1220 When you find yourself running aground, the first rule is: Stop rowing! 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1221 Have you seen a golf ball? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1222 Of course, that's a great chest and arms workout,but I'm getting total body fitness! 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1223 This gym is clearly overcharging. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1224 You forgot the fishing poles?! 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1225 Remind me again, what are we training for? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1226 Have you seen a white whale? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1227 Please! No more "row, row, row your boat"! 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1228 How could you forget the life preserver? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1229 You seen my keys? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1230 Will you please stop rowing, I'm trying to find my contact. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1231 Isn't it my turn yet? 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1232 'Life is but a dream.' Yeah, right. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1233 It's my turn now. 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1234 I think you're in the wrong mirage. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1235 Get out of my mirage. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1236 Believe me yet? I told you not to vote for him! 1.2844 0.05986 109 88 11 10
1237 Come on, I'm drowning here! 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1238 No, it's not the Australian crawl, it's just the crawl. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1239 Use your core, man! It's all about the core! 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1240 Does it look like I have an extra sextant? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1241 Hey, my sandcastle! 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1242 Your technique is not the problem! 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1243 Well, you don't have to do it so merrily! 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1244 What happened to yesterday's mirage with the motor?! 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1245 Alright, maybe global warming wasn't invented by the Chinese. 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1246 At least one of us is lost. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1247 Quit splashing me! 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1248 I don't suppose you've got a spare life jacket. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1249 Don't be ridiculous. Of course global warming is a hoax 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1250 Life is but a dream, eh! 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1251 No! I have right of way. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1252 You're in the crawl lane, a**hole! 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1253 So you had to say, 'Come Hell or high water?' 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1254 I hope your boat sinks! 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1255 You must be Michael. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1256 Oil the damn oarlocks, they're driving me crazy! 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1257 High tide be damned, I think we can rest now. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1258 I could help you row, and we'll get there faster. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1259 Stop with the gently down the stream ok? 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1260 Yeah, I missed the boat. So what? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1261 This is the last time I accept a "free" trip anywhere! 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1262 Race you!! 1.2844 0.05986 109 88 11 10
1263 Rescue at last! My name is Donner. The rest of my party are unable to join us. 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1264 One of us is hallucinating and I'm hoping that it's you. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1265 Is that you Michael? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1266 No thanks; it doesn't look safe. 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1267 So you're not even going to help me look for my contact? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1268 Mr. Fancy--up shit creek, with TWO paddles! 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1269 For the last time, it's not a beach and I don't need a lifeguard. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1270 Sorry, I'm currently only accepting women and children. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1271 Is it my turn to row yet? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1272 Watch where you're going ! You just missed me. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1273 I'm telling you, without my contacts I can't see where we're headed! 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1274 I can't say I share your optimism. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1275 Crawl was always my best stroke. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1276 What a moron, how could you not notice I fell overboard three days ago? 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1277 Great, now you're going all dinghy on me! 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1278 Any Grey Poupon? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1279 Do you mind?! Your wake is slowing me down! 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1280 That's the last time I hire a safari guide through Craigslist. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1281 I no longer care that this used to be an ocean! 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1282 If you ask me to say stroke one more time I am going to have one. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1283 Nuts! I was sure climate change was a hoax! 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1284 Stop! I just lost a contact lens. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1285 Hey! Why don't you look where you're going? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1286 No, I didn't see a great white whale. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1287 I told you, I'd rather swim. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1288 Let's stop a while and see if we can catch some fish. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1289 No offense, but you are the worst mirage ever. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1290 So, what kinda mileage are you getting? 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1291 OK, Michael, we've been ashore for hours. Now what? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1292 I don't know, why do you think the boat feels lighter? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1293 Old Testament story cut by editor: Noah joins forces with Moses. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1294 Really? You think you need four "merrily"s? 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1295 Did the Groupon explicitly mention water was included? 1.2804 0.04560 107 78 28 1
1296 I hope you spring a leak. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1297 I've been assured that life is but a dream. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1298 Because I'd rather burn my hands and feet than explaining you one more time what 'irony' is. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1299 You think you have it hard? At least you've got a boat! 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1300 Yes, we're both tired, thirsty and hungry - but other than that, we're not really in the same boat. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1301 Are you my Uber ride? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1302 So, how is this dream about sex? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1303 No, I don't know the way to San Jose. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1304 Ahoy Captain! Permission to call you an idiot! 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1305 Hal-a-frickin'-looyah! Stop rowing, Michael!" 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1306 So global warming is a hoax! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1307 What I said was by land OR by sea. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1308 one of us is a mirage 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1309 You're rowing against the grains. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1310 I think we need a little less ebb and a lot more flow. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1311 Did I ever tell you just how much I detest your optimism?! 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1312 Watch it, buddy. This is a no-wake zone. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1313 Will you quit with the "Merrily, Merrily, Merrily"! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1314 Is that the only song you know?!? 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1315 Throw me a life preserver! I can't swim. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1316 Still think global warming fears are exaggerated? 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1317 Would you happen to have some Grey Poupon? 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1318 Oh yeah, now my ship has come in. 1.2804 0.05908 107 86 12 9
1319 I sing merrily, merrily and THEN you come in! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1320 Thank God for Uberboat! 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1321 For the last time, stop splashing me! 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1322 It could be worse, it could be raining. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1323 No that's OK, I'll swim to shore. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1324 Your oar is in my lane, Buddy! 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1325 Yes, I know how to swim, but what's your point? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1326 Call me Ishmael. What's your's? 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1327 It was cute the first time you rowed the boat ashore, Michael, but now you're just showing off! 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1328 What is wrong with you? A guy in a mirage should be driving a jeep! 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1329 Hey!! I'm crawlin' here! I'm crawlin' here! 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1330 I bet you didn't update your new GPS either. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1331 Stay in your lane! 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1332 I told Uber to send a camel, not a metaphor! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1333 Just wait 'til the tide turns. 1.2804 0.05908 107 86 12 9
1334 Well, hallelujah, Michael! 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1335 Aw, come on, I can't swim. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1336 Get your own mirage 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1337 Global warming has a weird way of sneaking up on you. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1338 Why do you always get to row? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1339 ...the bad news is, I think one of us still has to eat the other 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1340 Excuse me sir. I don't suppose you could spare a little water! 1.2778 0.05859 108 87 12 9
1341 Well, at least I'm one stage closer to 'acceptance' than you are! 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1342 Can I get a lift to the mirage? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1343 Worst mirage ever. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1344 So much for your prediction of rising ocean levels making this ideal beachfront property. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1345 WHO said it was a three hour tour? 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1346 Hey, your first meeting of Climate Deniers Anonymous too? 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
1347 Mom says to pick up some milk on your way back. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1348 Beat it, pal! This is my mirage! 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1349 What's this rising tide you keep yammering about? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1350 You need a coxswain? 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1351 Fine then. I'll swim 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1352 Are we far enough away from Trump yet? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1353 Life had better be but a dream. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1354 Would you please stop singing that damn song?!!? 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1355 You'd better hurry up. The beach closes at sundown. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1356 Enough training. I'm ready for the English Channel now. 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1357 I admire your enthusiasm. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1358 You're just leaving me here to drown in your mirage? 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1359 Oh no, they mixed the metaphors! 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1360 C'mon, let me in. I'm dying out here. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1361 For the love of Science, get out of the boat and admit global warming is real! 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1362 So life is but a dream, huh? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1363 My turn to row now ... you swim! 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1364 Another mile and I'm switching to the butterfly. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1365 Move over sand rover. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1366 Now they're saying no rain until Thursday. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1367 I texted for an Uber! 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1368 This is not what I expected when I wished for dry land. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1369 at least you're up the creek with a paddle 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1370 But what do you do for your quads? 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1371 Maybe with two of us rowing we could make it. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1372 I think we're stuck on a sandbar! 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1373 How about I row and you push? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1374 The least you could do is throw me a life preserver. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1375 I'm Sorry! Please, just let me get back in the boat! 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1376 But he said global warming wasn't real! 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1377 You know if you let me back in we could make better time . 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1378 No, thanks. I'll walk. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1379 Are you still a climate change skeptic? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1380 Yes, but it is a really wet sand. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1381 You one percenters make me sick! 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1382 I always knew you didn't have all your oars in the water! 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1383 How can I be sure it won't capsize? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1384 If I had known this is what they meant by 'Uber Ultra Basic' I would have spent the extra 5 bucks! 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1385 I don't care if you can't swim-my turn 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1386 Hey! This is a no wake zone. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1387 Don't just stare; throw me a life preserver. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1388 Okay now try putting it in reverse. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1389 It would be a lot faster if you put up a sail. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1390 Let's just call for an Uber. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1391 All we need is that rising tide. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1392 When did you say the sea level would rise? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1393 Michael, do you really think you can row your boat ashore? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1394 Buy the rowboat, you said. It's nicer than the camel. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1395 Can I borrow your sunscreen? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1396 Dammit, feather your oars. 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1397 Do you have any lip balm? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1398 You came all this way and you didn't bring any water? 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1399 Hey Mike, please stop rowing the boat ashore. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1400 Enough is enough - download the Google Maps update! 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1401 And life is NOT a dream 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1402 Michael, they were saying to row ashore, not onshore. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1403 So which one of us is seeing the mirage? 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1404 Okay, Michael. Go on and row the boat ashore you asshole. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1405 Can I borrow your phone charger? 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1406 For the hundredth time, it's not "gently down the seam." 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1407 Slow Down! This is a low wake zone. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1408 Never seen the tide so low. 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1409 I don't care if getting there is half the fun, you look like an idiot! 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1410 So you still think global warming's a hoax? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1411 Help me find my car keys and we'll drive out. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1412 Sorry, last marina I saw was at the mirage about 30 miles back. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1413 Lucky you. My boat sprung a leak. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1414 Well it wasn't my idea to come to California! 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1415 Quick, toss me a life jacket! 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1416 Michael - enough already. Stop rowing! 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1417 Do you happen to have a life vest? 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1418 What do you mean your trying to find the dry dock? 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1419 In retrospect I don't think I was the problem. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1420 Heat stroke, heat stroke, heat stroke... 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1421 Gently down the STREAM, Ian, gently down the STREAM! 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1422 So, do you still deny climate change? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1423 I'm doing the crawl. What are you doing? 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1424 If you can row on sand, I can crawl on water! 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1425 Why do you always get to ride in the boat? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1426 "I'll race ya". 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1427 Hell and back, or one way? 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1428 I should have updated the GPS. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1429 Say "sculling" one more time and I'll break your oars. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1430 Hey man, you're in the wrong cartoon. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1431 Michael, how long are you going to row your boat ashore? 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1432 Next time I'm booking the cruise. 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
1433 Going my way? 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
1434 Are you ready to admit now that there's a reason the river less travelled by is less travelled by? 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1435 Sorry, but I liked the majorette in my last desert ordeal. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1436 Can we switch yet? 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
1437 You're going the wrong way! 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1438 Please! Please! There are sand sharks everywhere!!!.... 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1439 I say we switch at the next rest stop. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1440 Apparently we've reached the Dry Tortugas. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1441 We both could use a little water. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1442 Do you mind? I can't swim with your oar in the way! 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1443 Where does gently down the stream come in? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1444 ~No Wake, dammit, No Wake!~ 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1445 Pound sand. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1446 Sorry, the last Starbuck's I saw was at least 3 mirages south. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1447 'Let's rent a house at the beach,' she said. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1448 Ok, then you be the visionary and I'll be the team player. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1449 Yeah, life is but a dream alright. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1450 Why don't I row and you do the swimming? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1451 I've heard of "Rowe v. Wade", but never "Row v. Crawl." 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1452 I dunno, but it sure beats rowing upstream without a paddle. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1453 No, no! You come in BEFORE "gently down the stream!" 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1454 Caught anything? 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1455 You gonna toss me a line or what? 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1456 Feel sorry for the next bastard who tells me he doesn't believe in climate change. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1457 Hey buddy, man overboard! 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1458 Watch out, sand sharks up ahead! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1459 The fraternity can kiss my ass! 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1460 Finally 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1461 Okay Mike, you rode the boat ashore. What's the next verse say? 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1462 You need a plus-one for the diamond lane, pal! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1463 Wish they'd call off this climate change hoax! 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1464 Row harder. We're the last 2 climate skeptics. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1465 Sand, sand everywhere and not a grain to eat 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1466 Heat stroke, heat stroke, heat stroke... 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1467 You need a coxswain? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1468 Hey, I'm crawlin' here! 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1469 Can't you help a drowning man? 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1470 Are you seriously going to drop me off here? 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1471 Your irony is interfering with my stereotype 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1472 Really, beachfront property? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1473 This IS land, you idiot! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1474 Do you have any idea of how annoying you are? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1475 This is pedestrians only. 1.2692 0.04579 104 77 26 1
1476 Where's your life jacket??! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1477 Why is it you kids always have to look for the easy way out of doing everything? 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1478 I asked you to wait! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1479 You realize you're taking climate change denial to a whole new level? 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1480 If you must know, I was a coxswain for 4 years at Harvard. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1481 Isn't it about time you global warming deniers gave up? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1482 The OTHER way, you idiot! 1.2692 0.06146 104 86 8 10
1483 Can I get a ride? I can't swim any longer. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1484 It's safe to get out of the boat now. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1485 I prayed for water, not Walter! 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1486 My God, just how large is this beach! 1.2692 0.06146 104 86 8 10
1487 That's your wish?! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1488 Wait, is El Niño or La Niña the wet one? 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1489 Let's switch. I play Rose and you play Jack. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1490 Have you seen my surfboard? 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1491 Guess what! That boat's a mirage too! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1492 The hardest day of my life was the day I sold my boat. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
1493 Stroke of genius my ass! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1494 It's dessert, not desert. Be careful what you wish for! 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1495 What part of global are you not getting? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1496 Okay, no more megaphone. 1.2692 0.05992 104 85 10 9
1497 You must be one of those global warming skeptics. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1498 Joe, lets go back to gym membership. Its only 20 bucks a month. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1499 Come on, lemme back in. I promise not to criticize your rowing technique again. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1500 Sing "row, row, row your boat" one more time and I swear, your life WILL be but a dream!! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1501 "Slow down would you? Can't you see I'm trying to find my contact lens? 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1502 You're not leaving without me! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1503 Why do you always get to row downhill? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1504 I told you climate change is real! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1505 I thought you said we were going for dessert. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1506 And you forgot the life-jackets?! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1507 I can take the heat - I can even take being lost - but I just can't take that song anymore! 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1508 Hey! Pass on the starboard! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1509 Have you seen my glasses? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1510 I said merrily, dammit! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1511 wait! You need a coxswain! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1512 Where's your life vest? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1513 Watch it! I'm crawling here! 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1514 For the last time, stop saying there's no more room in the boat! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1515 Michael! Stop rowing the boat ashore! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1516 Yes, this is the other Dead Sea. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1517 What do you mean, 'The other choice was a camel'? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1518 Life is but a dream, right. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1519 There's sand in my suit. 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
1520 Quick sand my ass. 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
1521 Still sure this was a shortcut? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1522 That's what you get for asking to be transferred to dry land 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1523 Only now do I appreciate the fact that you named your boat after your wife, Sandy. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1524 Let's hope we're all part of a mirage 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1525 I believe, Michael, that you've clearly rowed your boat ashore. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1526 Coach, OK to switch to the backstroke< the crawl is killing me? 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
1527 You can stop now; you've scraped off all the barnacles. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1528 Michael, you've rowed far enough! 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1529 We got it, Michael. Now please stop rowing our boat ashore. 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
1530 Why don't you cry me a river? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1531 O.k, o.k. Global warning exists. Now throw me a life preserver. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1532 I promise I believe in climate change now. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1533 What say we drop man-overboard training 'til we get to the coast ? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1534 Excuse me, this is a no wake zone! 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1535 And you said Al Gore was full of it! 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1536 Did you happen to find a set of keys? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1537 I think you can safely let me in the boat now. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1538 Get it right this time, Herb. When I get to 'gently' you come in with ' row, row, row'. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
1539 Are you SURE this is going to be an Olympic sport? 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1540 Hi this is Ezekiel did you order an Uber? 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
1541 Careful, it's pretty shallow ahead of you. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1542 Still don't believe in global warming? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1543 Can I get a lift? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1544 I should try walking on the water? Now you tell me! 1.2621 0.06164 103 86 7 10
1545 I would give you a push but I am in the middle of Sun Salutation. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1546 There still isn't a drop to drink. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1547 What are you doing here in my mirage? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1548 No thanks; I'm waiting for an UberSelect. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1549 For the last time, I don't need a life preserver! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1550 Global warming took all of the fun out of Lake Winnipesaukee. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1551 So, do you still think that global warming is a hoax? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1552 May the ocean rise to meet you. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1553 I saw it too, but at some point you have to admit it was just a mirage. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1554 That "Land ahoy!" talk is getting to me, OK? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1555 For the last time, it's my turn in the boat!! 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1556 Different strokes for different folks. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1557 I'm too much ballast? That's what you're most worried about? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1558 No, I do NOT want to discuss Roe v Wade again! 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1559 Who do you think you're calling a mirage? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1560 You're in the,wrong cartoon. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1561 I'm really sorry to hear about the blisters on your hands. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1562 Can't you just toss me a life preserver? 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
1563 Admit it. We're lost! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1564 At least you've got a paddle. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1565 How bout a ride to shore? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1566 Keep rowing, Wikileaks said there was a beach here, the government is just hiding it from us. 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
1567 Caught anything? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1568 Way to cut me off, buddy! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1569 Row if you want to. I'm going to swim. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1570 No, I nave NOT seen your camel! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1571 Hey, Speed Racer! This is a no-wake zone! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1572 Enough with the "Row, row, row your boat" already! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1573 Well, are you going to just sit there and let me drown or pull me in? 1.2621 0.04355 103 76 27 0
1574 Drop anchor! I've lost my contact lens! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1575 You told me we were going for dessert... 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1576 Stop! Can't you see I'm drowning here? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1577 I feel like we left the stove on. 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
1578 No, dammit! You sing "row, row, row your boat" when I sing "gently down the stream!" 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1579 Stop yer splashin'! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1580 I told you "Camels are the ships of the desert", but would you listen??? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1581 Impressive rowing, but the camel is still the ship of the desert. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1582 Don't feel bad. I could have sworn it was water, too! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1583 Well now that you've lost the Professor and Marry Ann, it's down to us! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1584 For the last time. It's a mirage 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1585 Really, you're going to quote Donne to me? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1586 Let’s call it a draw and just walk. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1587 You're in denial. 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
1588 Another hour then it's my turn in the boat. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1589 You were right - your way is faster. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1590 This mirage ain't big enough for the two of us. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1591 No, thanks, it's a nice day, I will swim. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1592 When I was your age I'd crawl to school twenty miles each day in a sand storm uphill. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1593 ... Life is but a dream. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1594 Hey. No wake! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1595 Trust me, if I can crawl on it... you can walk on it. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1596 Save me! The place is teeming with sand sharks! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1597 I'm crawlin' here! I'm crawlin' here! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1598 I'd keep rowing. You're starting to look like a fried chicken sandwich. 1.2621 0.06008 103 85 9 9
1599 I assure you, it won't capsize if you stop and pull me in. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1600 You said it would be my turn soon...! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1601 It's a marathon, not a sprint! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1602 No, No, No!! You start row, row, row your boat, when I finish gently down the stream! 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
1603 Where's your life jacket??! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1604 You're a little dingy. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1605 Cross-training's a bitch, eh? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1606 I thought tides were supposed to rise with global warming! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1607 You're not Uber! 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1608 It's my turn to row now. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1609 "You should never, ever have questioned our guide's credentials". 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1610 Front crawl, butterfly, breaststroke--sure. But I'm telling you, heatstroke is NOT a competitive event, Coach! 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1611 Hey--that's not what "one if by land" means! 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1612 Waze says it's clear sailing till we hit the 405. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1613 Do you take credit cards? 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1614 We are in the same boat! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1615 Hey, I'm walking here! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1616 Why do you always get to steer? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1617 What climate change? This is just cyclical! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1618 Isn't climate change a bitch? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1619 This miracle lacks the wow factor, stick with walking on water. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1620 Nice mirage, now can you conjure up some water to go with it?! 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1621 Don't just sit there, I lost my contact lens! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1622 Now will you turn on the GPS? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1623 Boat without water; you can't even do a mirage right! 1.2549 0.06023 102 85 8 9
1624 You keep forgetting that it is a dry heat. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1625 Are you sure that's a one-man dinghy? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1626 Row v. whatever 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1627 You can stop singing that song now! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1628 Yes, I've heard of sand sharks. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1629 Stop hogging the rowing machine, it's my turn. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1630 Row v. "Wait" 1.2549 0.05860 102 84 10 8
1631 I said merrily, merrily, merrily 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1632 Hey, slow down. This is a no wake zone 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1633 This is not, 'just like crossfit.' 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1634 How many more miles until you admit it's a sea change? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1635 Thank God I found you. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1636 Are you running a local or express? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1637 I think you are in total denial of our situation. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1638 Michael, you rowed your boat ashore, hallelujah! 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1639 "For the last time Michael, row the boat ashore! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1640 Whether it floats your boat is really not the point. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1641 Idiot! 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1642 Do you honestly still think we might need the damn boat? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1643 exactly how did the ship sink? 1.2549 0.05860 102 84 10 8
1644 I know its my turn to row, but I get sea sick. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1645 You said it's my turn three dunes ago. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1646 No wake please! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1647 You look like you need a coxswain. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1648 It's a reverse mirage. Keep paddling. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1649 Global warming? Nonsense! it's the media that's the problem! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1650 Hey, I'm crawlin' here! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1651 Your wake is disturbing my swim! 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1652 What do you mean what am I doing! 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1653 Why don't you get out and push? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1654 Have you seen my contact lens by any chance? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1655 My turn! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1656 You just couldn't take directions from that camel could you! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1657 Only 4 more years... 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1658 I'm guessing you're one of those 'glass half-full' kind of guys. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1659 You're STILL denying climate science?!!! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1660 Quit saying "Life is a beach", dammit! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1661 Perception is reality? Give me a break, man. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1662 Let's see your mirage license. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1663 'Row, row, row your boat' got old when we hit land, Leonard. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1664 We're gonna need a bigger ocean. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1665 Remind me about how "climate warming" is bullshit and will have no effect whatsoever on our lives or leisure activities. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1666 Do I look like I know which way to water? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1667 Michael, this is too far ashore. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1668 Whaddya mean, surge pricing? 1.2549 0.05860 102 84 10 8
1669 No! It is not my turn to row! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1670 I would ask to get on board , but you don't have any life jackets . 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1671 Let me know when you want to switch places. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1672 No... I'm not a @*<%ing mermaid! 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1673 Still in denial? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1674 Tomorrow, I get to row. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1675 If you think that's bad, try swimming. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1676 Pipe down with that "Merrily, Merrily" yammer, would you! 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1677 That's what's wrong with rowing backwards. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1678 Is this your idea of a watershed moment? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1679 You didn't happen to find one of my contacts back there, did you? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1680 You realize you've entered the swimming zone, don't you? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1681 It's alright for you in that rowboat - out here, life is anything but a dream. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1682 Slow down! I'm doing the crawl stroke. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1683 I thought you said it would rain, Noah! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1684 And I thought I was the crazy one 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1685 Enough already just admit that Global Warming is real!! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1686 You know something, it is a perfect way to get the barnacles off. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1687 I'm starting to re-think this whole "Global Warming is a scam" thing 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1688 ONE OF US is seeing things! 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1689 Yeah, that's right...I'm sick and tired of you always hogging the boat! 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1690 I'm gonna win this race if it's the last thing I do. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1691 OK let's agree, you have your mirage and I have mine. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1692 Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1693 Hey, slow down!! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1694 Row on. Find your own cartoon! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1695 Damn you! You told me you were going to "Make the Desert Great Again!" 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1696 For crying out loud! Today's legs, not upper body - get with the program! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1697 You're a lawyer too? Jeez, drain the swamp and bottom-feeders are the last to know! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1698 This is a no wake zone! 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1699 Boy,did you take a long time getting here. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1700 Couldn't you at least hallucinate something motorized? 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
1701 Hey...I had the right of way! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1702 One more 'merrily' and your life will be a nightmare! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1703 It's "gently down the stream," you idiot. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1704 And you said global warming was going to cause floods. Loser! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1705 It's Michael row your boat ashore , not onshore. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1706 You mirages really go all-out nowadays. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1707 There is a ton of salt in this water. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1708 What do you mean, "Grab an oar?" 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1709 It's about time you showed up. I was going under for the third time. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1710 How many times will you remind me that we're not in the same boat, Captain Obvious?!! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1711 No, we swim this leg. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1712 Is your name Michael? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1713 A great white whale? Sure, one swam by a couple hours ago. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1714 I get it, Chad, you rowed in college. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1715 You're in the,wrong cartoon. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1716 I'd help you row, but I lost my contacts. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1717 Do you have room for one more? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1718 If you yell stroke one more time I'm going to have one. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1719 When is your turn to tread water? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1720 This is not what I envisioned when you said, you wanted to be the 1st to row around the world. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1721 Enough with the "life's is but a dream"!! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1722 I am not, singing another line of Row, Row, Row, your boat. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1723 Wow, buddy, you're even more lost than I am. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1724 Look where you're going! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1725 Hallelujah! Is your name Michael? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1726 NOW, can we call an Uber? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1727 A little sidestroke now and then for variety, but mostly crawl — why? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1728 See, I told you not to drink this water. It makes you crazy. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1729 I just realized, you can be of no help to me. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1730 Did you bring a tide chart? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1731 How's the fishing ? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1732 It's my turn to row, damn it! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1733 Yeah, dries out quick this time of year. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1734 You up for pulling a skier? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1735 Finding your contact seems like the least of our worries. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1736 Did you happen to see a marching band come this way? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1737 You are ashore already Michael. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1738 At least you have two paddles. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1739 Hey, watch it pal, can't you see I'm crawlin' here! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1740 This just doesn't feel right.......I think that the coxswain is supposed to stay in the boat. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1741 What part of "No Wake Zone" don't you understand? 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
1742 Still believe global warming isn't real? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1743 No, you fool! I said, 'Get a water carafe,' not 'a watercraft.' 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1744 How about a lift buddy? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1745 Pass on the right, @$$#*!! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1746 'Sand Ho! 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1747 Race you!! 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1748 I wish I was up a creek! 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1749 I know a life preserver wouldn't do me any good, but you could have at least offered. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1750 I don't care what you think, Global Warming is still a hoax! 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1751 This is MY hallucination! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1752 Haven't you heard of rideshare? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1753 Uber for Moses? 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1754 Thanks for reducing your wake. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1755 Ok. Not a caption but suggestions for 2 cartoons, I cannot draw. First- Trump at desk piled high with money. "The buck stops here" sign on desk. Second- tourists in front of WH saying "it says it's available on air B&B". 1.2475 0.06037 101 85 7 9
1756 I think the artist forgot the water. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1757 Any update on climate change? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1758 What did you do with your life jacket?!? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1759 Fill my mouth with sand one more time and we're swapping places. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1760 No thanks, I'm terrified of drowning. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1761 So you thought the sea would rise with global warming, eh? 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1762 You hit my sandcastle and didn't stop. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1763 Each man to his own delusions! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1764 First mate reporting for duty. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1765 If you MUST sing that song, can you skip the 'Life is but a dream' line? 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1766 Why can't I row and you push? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1767 Ahoy There my ass. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1768 Can I get a lift to the next mirage? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1769 Oh, it's you, Mr. "women and children first!" 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1770 It's the other way to the ocean. 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1771 What did I tell you about wearing your lifejacket? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1772 Don't you just hate mixed metaphors? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1773 What part of "gently down the stream" don't you understand? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1774 Hey, get your own mirage! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1775 You think you could talk to the Red Sea again? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1776 For the last time, you come in after I sing "Gently down the stream"!! 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1777 So much for "Off-season rates - Sandy beach!" 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1778 Slow down. This stuff is not easy to swim in. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1779 Michael, row the boat to a shore. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1780 What do you mean I'm swimming in it? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1781 "Hit me with that oar one more time and we're going to have a problem". 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1782 For God's sake man, don't leave me here to die! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1783 It's a damn good thing we can't swim. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1784 I specifically ordered an UberSUV! 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1785 I'd call you crazy if we weren't making the same amount of progress. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1786 What do you mean "a rising tide lifts all boats"? 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1787 OK, you win. .. your mirage is better than mine. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1788 Apple Maps? 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1789 Next time I pick the route. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1790 I don't think the tide's coming in. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1791 Watch where you're going! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1792 That 'merrily' word. I don't think it means what you think it means. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1793 So, my part comes in at "Gently Down the Stream?" 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1794 I told you high tide's not for another few hours 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1795 Dammit Joe, I said I'm sorry! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1796 Do you want to rent the boat for another hour? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1797 No oars in the bike lane, dude! 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1798 Permission to board, captain? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1799 I asked God to send help but this is the wrong joke. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1800 The imagination is admirable - it's the pretension I can't stand 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1801 Would you mind rowing in a straighter line. I'm trying to draft off your wake. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1802 No. The sand isn't starting to feel wetter. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1803 'I'll pass on the ride, but thanks for the offer. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1804 Let me onboard! I'm drowning here! 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1805 See, I told you I'd still get seasick. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1806 It was my turn to row two mirages ago. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1807 Well this fits right in with the melting clocks. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1808 So, what did you really wish for? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1809 What happens on the boat, stays on the boat 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1810 Now do you realize why throwing me overboard was a futile punishment? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1811 He also drained Lake Erie. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1812 I told you I could find the drain!! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1813 Why don't you watch where you're going? 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1814 So much for 'life is but a dream!' 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1815 Damn it man, I'm trying to take a drink here. 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1816 For Pete's sake, if you sing "merrily, merrily, merrily" one more time ... 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1817 Here, I am trying to find my contact and you just go rowing right over it! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1818 What part of "no wake" don't you understand? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1819 Fine! Alex Trebeck really does know every answer. Now can I get back in? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1820 Could you please stop rowing sand in my face! 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1821 If you sing "life is but a dream" one more time... 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1822 Take the shortcut, you said! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1823 "I said, 'Let's find Moby, not the Gobi.' 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1824 Yeah, rowing is good but I find that I get better results with yoga. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1825 The next time you sign up for a river cruise, check the long range forecast. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1826 Hey!...How about "On your left!"? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1827 Tomorrow, I row and you be on pearl duty! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1828 You're the dumbest mirage I've ever seen! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1829 Permission to come aboard Cap'n, I'm sick of swimming. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1830 Keep rowing I can see land! 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1831 It's my turn to row and your turn to ski. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1832 Something tells me you're not real. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1833 Captain? I thought you were supposed to go down with the ship. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1834 I don't think you've grasped our dilemma. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1835 Enough. already, with the "Michael Row Your Boat Ashore." 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1836 How soon did you say the deluge was coming? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1837 Michael, how many times do I have to tell you? It's just a song. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1838 We need wine, women, and directions. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1839 Are you gonna toss me a life jacket or not?!! 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1840 Okay, you win. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1841 Michael, why are you rowing the boat ashore? 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1842 There's a twenty-minute rule on the rowing machine. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1843 Thanks for the offer, but I get terribly sandsick. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1844 There is no high tide! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1845 I'm sorry. I was hoping for a ride that goes further than that. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1846 Row row row your boat, roughly through the sand, terribly terribly terribly terribly, you are on dry land. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1847 Aren't you a sight for sore thighs! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1848 Who says you can't get up shit creek without a paddle? 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1849 Hey, you're in my lane. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1850 Don't just sit there! Toss me a life jacket! 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1851 Michael, stop rowing. You're ashore. Hallelujah! 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1852 Dammit Ed, is it my turn to use the boat! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1853 I'm tired of being the friendly dolphin -- let's switch! 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1854 You knocked me off my paddleboard, man! 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1855 'Life is but a dream' . . . my ass! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1856 Are you an allusion or a delusion? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1857 Right, no leak! Now can I get back in the boat? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1858 You're right - I can touch 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1859 Are we there yet? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1860 Didn't the race end when we hit the beach? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1861 You call that a stroke? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1862 Thanks, but I'm only crawling as far as the next dune. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1863 This is not an either oar choice. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1864 You do know that a tsunami is coming! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1865 What part of "gently down the stream" do you not get? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1866 Don't tell me you forgot the frigging life vests? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1867 How did you get over the wall? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1868 Waiting for high tide? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1869 Slow down! You trying to drown me in your wake? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1870 Would you mind getting out of my mirage? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1871 Your optimism is killing me! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1872 I thought the seas were rising. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1873 Did you happen across a Fitbit? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1874 'I'm warning you, one more verse of, ''Row, row, row your boat,'' and things could get ugly.' 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1875 Give up the "merrily" already -- there's no stream! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1876 I'm starting to think that "ship of the desert" may have been a metaphor for something. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1877 You are welcome to climb aboard as long as you don't bring up climate change. 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
1878 I'm sure you're a mirage But you're an absolutely useless one 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1879 How much longer till we switch places? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1880 It's not quite the miracle you seem to think it is. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1881 Hey! Watch where you're going! 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
1882 I guess we're on an equal footing: You forgot the map, I lost my glasses. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1883 I'm thinking there must be a small island with a single palm tree nearby. 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
1884 Either I'm Jesus or you're an idiot. 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
1885 You rowed into the wrong cliche. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1886 On the bright side, my personal trainer said that this is a much better workout. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1887 I could do with a dry scotch. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1888 Michael. You've rowed your boat ashore and then some. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1889 Enough already, Michael. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1890 Make this river great again! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1891 I wish you wouldn't yell "Ahoy" to every cactus. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1892 Your wake is making this harder for me! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1893 Now do you believe in climate change? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1894 So this is what global warming has come to. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1895 For Christ's sake, will you slow down? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1896 I'm calling Uber next time. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1897 Why am I always the last to know? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1898 Life is not but a dream, ok?! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1899 I heard there is a speed trap up ahead 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1900 If you let me in I'll help you raise the sail. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1901 I'll board as soon as my luggage arrives. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1902 Michael stopped when he got the boat ashore, Gerald. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1903 Can we go back to being adrift? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1904 It's all a hoax. Just keep rowing. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1905 That's a tough row to row. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1906 I think you can stop rowing now, Michael. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1907 The real problem with Trickle Down Economics is that some of us don't have a boat, you see... 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1908 Deserter! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1909 You swim. My turn to row. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1910 I capsized a few miles back! I appreciate the offer but I'm not going through that again. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1911 Enough already, Michael, row your boat back to the water. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1912 For the last time, keep your back straight and drive with your legs! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1913 It's my turn to row! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1914 Did NASA mention how we are supposed to get home? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1915 Still in Da Nile? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1916 Your call means a great deal to us .... 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1917 If you say, "Well this is no pleasure cruise" one more time, so help me... 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1918 So, you still think climate change is nonsense? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1919 Ironic, seems you're down a river with paddles. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1920 The next time the robocaller gets you to stay on the line to win the free cruise, go ahead and buy the upgrade package OK? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1921 'Row, row, row your boat' - is that the only song you know? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1922 Hey, buster! Stay in your lane! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1923 How can you see where you're going? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1924 Don't jinx it, at least it's a dry heat. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1925 Hey, watch those oars! I'm swimming over here! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1926 I would have appreciated a shout out saying you were going to pass. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1927 Can't you stop long enough to save a drowning man? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1928 Dude, I don't CARE that you rowed stroke at Princeton. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1929 So YOU'RE the oars with no name! 1.2371 0.06002 97 82 7 8
1930 Don't desert me, son. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1931 Excuse me, do you have any water? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1932 Get out of the way. I'm in a hurry! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1933 Michael, you idiot, must you keep rowing your boat ashore?! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1934 You're doing it wrong. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1935 I don't know where you're going, but is there room for two? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1936 You're doing it wrong. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1937 If that sand goes in my face you'd better hope you're a mirage! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1938 The boss says you need to turn on your vacation alert. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1939 I see you still think global warming is a hoax. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1940 "Can I bum a ride?' 1.2371 0.06002 97 82 7 8
1941 For God's sake, throw me a life preserver." 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1942 Time to switch. You swim, I'll row." 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1943 The fishing here is terrible. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1944 You keep rowing, merrily, merrily, merrily, and I keep telling you, it's but a dream! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1945 Of course there's room! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1946 Don't just sit there, throw me a life preserver. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1947 Can't you see I've lost my contact lens?! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1948 Lost?! Of course you're lost, you idiot! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1949 Apparently, you misunderstood Hemingway's book.... 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1950 Fred, you don't have to yell 'stroke' 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1951 Hey, how often do you get to pose for a Dali painting? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1952 How come YOU get to sit in the boat? 1.2371 0.04341 97 74 23 0
1953 If you build it, it still won't rain. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1954 Now, you think we should have asked for directions!! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1955 $25 for a lift?! Thanks, I'll crawl. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1956 'One of the two of us is seeing things.' 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1957 I told you we were beached way back there. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1958 Yes, Michael, that's far enough. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1959 I lost my contact lens. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1960 What do you mean 'Sorry, this is the express'? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1961 I had requested a camel from Uber 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1962 Is that an off road vehicle? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1963 Your mother told you never to pick up strangers? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1964 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, not! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1965 "Hey, can I get in the boat?" "No way, it's only built for one." Ella is 7, we know that is too young, but she REALLY wanted me to send her caption in. Thank you. 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
1966 Just slow down and let me in! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1967 This is my last die-athalon. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1968 Are you a mirage? Or am I? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1969 I'm already through anger and at acceptance. Will you please get past the denial phase? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1970 'Easy for you to say. You've got a boat and oars!" 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1971 No, I'm not thankful that at least it's a dry heat. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1972 You took forever. I am cancelling my Amazon prime membership! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1973 We have already passed the oasis. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1974 You're getting us nowhere! Let me row for awhile. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1975 No, it's not any cooler here in the water. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1976 Don't worry, I've been assured Global Warming is a hoax. Keep rowing. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1977 Is it just me or do we not have both oars in the water? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1978 The boat's bad enough, but do you have to sing sea shanties too? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1979 I told you, we can switch at the next mirage. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1980 Do you ever get the feeling that this is all but a dream? 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1981 Faster! We're missing Burning Man! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1982 I was right in more than just one way to say you don't have both your oars in the water. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1983 Michael? We reached the shore quite a few miles back. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1984 I'll race you to the mirage! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1985 Your form is all wrong. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1986 Watch your wake 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1987 You're in the wrong story! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1988 And here I was, up the creek without a paddle! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1989 No, it does NOT 'feel good to be on terra firma.' 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1990 You said I could row after that last wave. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1991 I would, but I don't want to get sand in the boat. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1992 Your optimism is annoying me, Bill. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1993 For improved results you should probably try using something called water 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1994 No, Noah. The flood was last time. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1995 You misinterpreted what I meant by 'don't reinvent the wheel'. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1996 No Wake Zone, jerk! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1997 Damn it, Oscar, you know I can't swim! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1998 I don't care any more if you get sand in your shoes. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1999 Can I hitch a ride to the mirage? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2000 No Michael! I meant 'row the boat TO the shore'. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2001 That's the NEXT stage of the triathlon. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2002 This is the worst gym I've ever been to! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2003 It's red right returning, you idiot! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2004 Quit splashing me! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2005 Your navigational skills suck! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2006 All I can say is, if you hit a squall, don't come asking for help! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2007 Do I look like I'm overboard ? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2008 If you let me in, I'll tell you where the good fishing is. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2009 Without my help, you'll never make it before the tide goes out! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2010 One more verse of "Row, Row, Row your boat" and I will drown you! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2011 Thanks for the offer but I think that I'll wait for something with wheels." 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2012 For the last time, you are going the wrong way! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2013 I refuse to be a pawn in your mirage. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2014 Try crawling a mile in my shoes. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
2015 No wake! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2016 You're gonna need a bigger boat. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2017 I’m not getting back in until I find my lucky penny. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2018 That's carrying a mirage a little to far, Elliott! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2019 Help! I'm drowning. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2020 Did we forget anything? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2021 How much further do you expect me to swim? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2022 Have some compassion, man! Let me on board. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2023 Merge already! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2024 Noah's Ark 2.0 - Global Warming Edition 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2025 OK, but I get to sing the "Merrily, Merrily" part this time 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2026 If you get to the mirage before me, save me a drink. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2027 I forgot my life jacket. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2028 For the last time--your strokes really need to be more fluid! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2029 I'm tired of walking. Let me row for a while. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2030 Come on in, the water's fine. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2031 Slow it down, buddy! This is a no-wake zone! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2032 Hey, shouldn't you be wearing a life jacket? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2033 How about getting out and letting me row for a while. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2034 Your sense of irony is killing me! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2035 If you feather your oars, you'll go a bit faster, mate. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2036 Which confused you more, "down the stream," or "gently?" 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2037 That was a vulture which led you here, not an albatross. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2038 Would you at least stop singing that blasted song?! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2039 It took 4 years, but I told you he would "drain the swamp." 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2040 Hey, I think I found dry land. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2041 Why aren't you wearing life jacket?!! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2042 We'll never be rescued in this drought! 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2043 We've gone this far and now you're going to let me drown? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2044 Get out of the boat. It's your turn to crawl. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2045 Long time, no sea. I thought the boat was rigged! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2046 I'll NEVER find my contact now! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2047 So, you're still certain that climate change is nonsense? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2048 It's "...gently down the STREAM..."! 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2049 For crying out loud, can't you ever stop being such an optimist? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2050 Get out! It's my turn to row! 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2051 Hallelujah, Michael! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2052 Hey, it's my turn to row and you to swim. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2053 If you think you've got it bad, you should have seen the creek I was up last week. Without a paddle. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2054 Did you have to be so literal, Michael? 1.2292 0.06012 96 82 6 8
2055 All I'm saying is, absent the smell, the other creek wasn't so bad. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2056 Would you consider rowing for Uber? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2057 What did you do, take the scenic route? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2058 Maybe you're overthinking this. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2059 At least throw me a lifeline. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2060 Lazy. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2061 We escape from one cartoon cliche, only end up in another! 1.2292 0.04312 96 74 22 0
2062 Let's change places. I row and you swim. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2063 Hey! Stay out of my genre! 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2064 You obviously don’t fully understand the concept of irony. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2065 I was scuba diving but the visibility is poor. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2066 It's my turn to row the boat. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2067 I requested an Uber "Premium". What is the meaning of this? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2068 Let's switch places at the next oasis 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2069 Sir, there you are. You forgot to sign your boat rental waiver 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2070 I guess insufferable low-flush toilets weren't the answer after all. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2071 OK, I promise to not say 'Land ahead Captian' again, just let me back in. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2072 Guess you did need a coxswain, huh? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2073 You forgot the women and children 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2074 Hey! I just finished smoothing out this desert! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2075 Ever since we reached land, I've wondered why you don't get out of the boat. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2076 You're being way too optimistic about this oasis. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2077 I'd seen a flash flood, but I've never even heard of a flash drought. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2078 Michael, you didn't have to take me literally. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2079 Remind me again why you turned down the car? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2080 Damn climate denier! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2081 Hey pal, your messing with my mirage. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2082 Race you to the oasis! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2083 Turn left at the next instersection. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2084 Showoff! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2085 Cairo; yeah, I get it. Still not funny. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2086 I thought it was 'gently down a stream?' 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2087 Hey, man. Where's the fire? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2088 Worst Vegas trip ever. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2089 I don't care is your name is Ishmael, you are lost. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2090 Can't a brother bum a ride to the next mirage? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2091 Stop! Can't you see I'm drowning here? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2092 I walk only on water. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2093 Worst mirage ever. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2094 Watch where you're going! 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2095 Michael, is that you? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2096 One of us is experiencing a mirage. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2097 you're rowing too fast! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2098 Front crawl and rowing are more challenging since the drought! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2099 Where can I rent one of those? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2100 You idiot! You're supposed to part the sea when you don't have a boat. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2101 Now you're just being a jerk! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2102 Do you mind? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2103 You're supposed to be following, not racing ahead and splashing me all the time! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2104 "Can I bum a ride?' 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2105 You were always the dreamer. I am much more down to earth. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2106 Wanna race to the mirage? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2107 This ain't no merrily merrily dream, and that ain't no stream. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2108 Find your own water, buddy. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2109 Well, at this point, I'd have to say the high water is not the obstacle. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2110 How's that mirage working out for you? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2111 Come on in, the water is great! 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2112 I'm usually not one to desert a sinking ship. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2113 Can you throw me a life preserver? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2114 Who do you think you're calling a mirage? 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2115 For the last time, I am not racing you to any cactus. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2116 Hey, Jake, I'm beginning to think this lake is a mirage. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2117 I hope there is a rest room at the oasis. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2118 No, I DON'T need a fitness coach! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2119 They haven't updated the directions since Moses came through here! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2120 No, I don't want you to teach me how to fish! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2121 How about a ride to the next port? 1.2268 0.04274 97 75 22 0
2122 Row faster! I think I see land! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2123 Thanks a lot. Your mirage just hit me in the head with an oar. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2124 I ordered pastrami and got tsunami. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2125 I know what the song says Michael, but enough is enough. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2126 Four 'merrilys,' dammit! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2127 Hey Magellan, watch where you're rowing! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2128 This is the only Uber in all of Coachella? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2129 Can I hitch a ride to shore? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2130 Imagine how hard it would be if you weren't in a mirage! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2131 I'll give you this, George, you're an optimist. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2132 So, how much dryland coaching have you done? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2133 Well then, can I have a ride to the dry dock? 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2134 No life jacket? No thanks. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2135 I miss saying, "moist." 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2136 When will it be my turn to row the boat, Greg? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2137 I told you we should have made a left at that last mirage! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2138 It's a race to the death 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2139 I tried to tell you. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2140 May I borrow that? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2141 Let me guess, your name is Michael, and you take the lyrics to folk songs entirely literally. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2142 It's the journey, not the destination. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2143 Did you think of trying a power sander? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2144 I'm looking for Wilson. Have you seen him? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2145 It's not fair. You always get the chance to row. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2146 How much longer til we reach the mirage? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2147 Are you sure this is Crossfit? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2148 Get off my desert! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2149 I think we're both hallucinating. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2150 You headed for Palm Springs by any chance? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2151 Won't you stop and help your fellow man when he's drowning in irony!?! 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2152 What do you mean your GPS said this way would be quicker? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2153 I'm drowning here! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2154 OK, you're right. Same bet, no handicap? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2155 I said, it's my turn to row! 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2156 I still maintain that global warming is a myth cooked up by the Chinese and I'll swim this damn English Channel even if it's the last thing I do! 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2157 If you keep flicking sand in my face, I won't sing the rowing song! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2158 Is the concept of water so difficult? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2159 Can you throw me a life preserver? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2160 "Nah, I don't need Waze," you said. "I know exactly where I'm going," you said. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2161 You're obviously still mad about our last row. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2162 Hey, hey! I'm drowning here. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2163 If you let me back in, I promise not to sing any more 'Row, row your boat.' 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2164 Let's call it a draw 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2165 Are you certain Siri said to take a left back in Brooklyn? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2166 The concept 'desert island' is indeed confusing. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2167 Did you call for an Uber? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2168 Wanna race? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2169 Please let me come aboard. I can help if you start taking on sand. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2170 This is a sad excuse for a shortcut! 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2171 If I hear one more round of "Row, Row, Your Boat", I'm going to slap you silly. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2172 Request permission to come aboard, bastard. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2173 Rowing is nice, but I prefer hot yoga. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2174 So, you think you can walk on water... 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2175 Are you trying to make me look bad? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2176 Got any gum? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2177 Yes I know the way to dry land! 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2178 Wow, that global warming turned out to be a lot worse than they said it would be. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2179 Get real. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2180 I'm distorting 'your' hallucination of reality? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2181 Harold, it was my turn a mile back! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2182 Global warming has screwed us both. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2183 Oh no, you've sprung a leak . 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2184 Did you remember to lock the front door. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2185 Mum sent you, didn't she! Well, tell her I'm not going back with you or anyone! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2186 And here I believed climate change was a hoax. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2187 Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily life is but a dream 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2188 From now on I'm not pushing you up the hills. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2189 Watch the oars, buddy. You almost got sand in my eyes. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2190 Michael, it's just a song; it wasn't a request. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2191 Since climate change, is this the Atlantic or the Pacific? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2192 Take your damn "merrily, merrily, merrily" somewhere else. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2193 I said camel, not canoe! 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2194 I yelled "man overboard." What's your problem? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2195 Trust me Columbus, you found land 5 hours ago. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2196 My boat capsized. Can I hitch a ride with you? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2197 Look, I'm not going to pretend to swim so we can both "feel better" about this! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2198 A triathlon usually involves water. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2199 Why didn't we just stay on the Arc? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2200 If I promise to help bail, will you let me in? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2201 Is that the surge price or standard fare? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2202 ...Merrilly, merrily, merrily, merrilly - just doesn't cut it for me anymore. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2203 Hey, can't you see I'm crawling, here? 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2204 Stroke! 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2205 Watch out! You're making waves! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2206 You went in a circle again?! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2207 Do you have any water? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2208 Luckily I don't believe in climate change. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2209 Is the Styx always so low this time of year Charon? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2210 Still no sign of water? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2211 'I think I'll skip my turn." 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2212 I said we are in the same boat! I did not mean get one! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2213 Michael, DON'T row the boat ashore. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2214 If you're not from Guinness World Records, get the hell off my casserole! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2215 for the 100th time, it is just a mirage- Now let's cut our losses and leave the boat behind! 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2216 Well, I don't think you're making any better time than I am in that thing. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2217 You must be imagining things. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2218 When's it gonna be my turn to row? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2219 So that darned Moses has been through here? 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2220 Hey, not fair, where can I get one of those? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2221 Per chance are you going my way? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2222 Keep going - you're making good time. But stop splashing sand in my face! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2223 The sea level will be rising any minute now! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2224 You said we were going to be heroes Noah 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2225 Canada or Mexico? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2226 If you sing "Row your boat" one more time I will gently put that oar ... 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2227 I told you, you couldn’t escape climate change. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2228 I still say there is no such thing as global warming! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2229 Is that you George or am I hallucinating? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2230 I lost my fins. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2231 This was easier before global warming. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2232 Oh good, I was hoping this was surreal experience. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2233 We are on land. Just call it right or left. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2234 I thought I was the greatest fool in the world, but then of course, I saw an oar out of the corner of my eye. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2235 Which one of us is the mirage. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2236 I guess pleading for water at this point might seem superfluous. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2237 Oh sure. Make me do all the crawling. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2238 You're the third person that's told me I was *their* mirage. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2239 Seventy percent of the earth's surface is covered with water. What, exactly, did you type into the Sat Nav this time? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2240 I never realized I was such a good swimmer. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2241 Next time, just bring the camel. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2242 Aw, come on, I can't swim. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2243 Do you see land? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2244 Row, Row, Row your Boat is no longer on my Playlist. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2245 Whadaya mean, you don't have a life preserver? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2246 For Pete's sake, would you slow down and let me in! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2247 You've overachieved again, Michael. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2248 I told you we should have stayed in the water. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2249 Have you no honor, man! It's women and children first. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2250 You're just going to leave me to the sand sharks? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2251 You see it too? 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2252 Maybe we should have gone to starboard back there. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2253 Noah....listen, you're never going to need that boat. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2254 when is this fucking acid going to wear off? 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
2255 By Jove, I'll see thee hang for this ye mutinous swine! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2256 Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily life is but a dream 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2257 For the hundredth time, I don't see an oasis. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2258 Could you toss me a life jacket? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2259 And where do you think you're going without me? 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2260 If you sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" one more time, I'll... 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2261 I feel like this marathon training gets more intense every year. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2262 Got room for one more? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2263 No, the 'rowboat of the desert' is not actually a smaller 'ship of the desert'. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2264 And I thought I needed water! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2265 Which App are you using? 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2266 Stop being selfish! It's my turn to row. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2267 Get that surprised look off your face - you know it's my turn to row 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2268 Can you spare any of your inaginary water? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2269 What, no life preserver? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2270 I just can't do another sea shanty, Fred 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2271 Hey, buddy! I have the right-of-way! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2272 Don't you know that you're rowing upstream? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2273 For the last time, it's just a mirage! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2274 Stroke...stroke...I'm havin' a HEAT stroke! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2275 You said we would take turns sitting in the boat?! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2276 He was really serious about draining. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2277 Hold on for a minute. My contacts lense is down here somewhere. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2278 This Guinness Record thing has gone far enough! 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
2279 One of us is seeing a mirage and I don't think it's me. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2280 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2281 Will you quit throwing sand in my face! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2282 If you're looking for the beach, just follow me. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2283 I'm crawling as slowly as I can. If you can't keep up, row faster. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2284 Excuse me, but either I'm in your hallucination, or you're in mine. Any preference? 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2285 See? I told you there were no sand sharks! 1.2151 0.04284 93 73 20 0
2286 Watch out! Danger ahead. Icebergs. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2287 Undrain the swamp. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2288 Unfortunately it gets tougher to row during low tide. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2289 I was right, it's been sand the whole time. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2290 You got room for two? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2291 Why is it always your turn to row when we're going downhill? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2292 Get out and help me find my contact lens, or I'll show you what paddling means! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2293 It's time to stop rowing your boat ashore, Michael! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2294 Water, we need water. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2295 We need to change the last verse to...Life is but a Nightmare! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2296 Disappointing mirage, eh? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2297 So how long have you been driving with Uber? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2298 Is this my mirage or yours? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2299 I'm making just as good progress swimming. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2300 No, I don't have exact change !!! 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
2301 Next time, pray less allegorically. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2302 No no, I don't know the words to row row row your boat. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2303 This is the last time I pick a global warming denier as a swimming coach! 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
2304 No thanks. I'll just wait for my Uber. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2305 There used to be a lake here. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2306 Go back. It's a mirage. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2307 Caught any fish lately? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2308 You have to admit my mirages are getting very creative. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2309 Keep your eye out for sand sharks! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2310 So what now Mister 'I'm-positive-it's-not-too-shallow.'? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2311 I thought you said global warming was a myth 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2312 Seriously? Better safe than sorry?! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2313 My turn! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2314 This is not a "sea of troubles," and you're not Hamlet. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2315 Ok, I'm impressed, but did you bring water? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2316 Tim, we're going the same speed. Get out of the damn boat. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2317 Thank you,no! I would NOT like a life preserver! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2318 That's NOT why we want water! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2319 That was my contact lens thank you very much. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2320 Sorry for the wait. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2321 Your telling me you got the boat using points? And no blackout dates? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2322 Any water on board? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2323 Put your back into it! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2324 Hey! Are you a mirage or just a moron? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2325 So THAT'S why it took Moses forty years... 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2326 If I hear "Row,row,row your boat" one more time.... 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2327 So was it a mirage, or not? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2328 This is a no wake desert 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2329 You know its a mirage, right? 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
2330 Oh great, you remembered to bring a boat - but not the water! 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
2331 Good News! We're the finalists in the climate skeptics games. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2332 If you're not a mirage, say something 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2333 You make a lousy mirage! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2334 So who's for lunch? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2335 I'd rather crawl than hear you sing "Row, row, row your boat" again... 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2336 No, I said let's get some dinner and dessert! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2337 It's Michel row the boat ashore...not on shore. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2338 Because my shoes aren't non-marking? Are you serious!? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2339 I can't row you fool! You know I'm prone to seasickness. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2340 I'm afraid that the desalinization project has gone too far. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2341 What if someone sees me in that. I'd rather crawl around aimlessly. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2342 Is this your dream or mine? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2343 I cant even construct a decent mirage. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2344 Need a coxswain? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2345 Don't expect me to sing hallelujah, Michael. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2346 Looking backward is not the solution. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2347 is there room for one more 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2348 I can't take it anymore, stop shouting Land Ho !" 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2349 I told you sand sharks live in the ocean! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2350 Pretty good, but crawling builds your lower body, too. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2351 Stop singing that song!!! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2352 Don't worry about hopping in, this boat is unsinkable. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2353 What I wouldn't give for a Pumpkin Spice latte. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2354 That's quite a mirage you've got there. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2355 If you are not a mirage, toss me a line. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2356 ... but it's still walk & row, to me. 1.2088 0.06156 91 80 3 8
2357 You idiot! It's "Life is but a dream," not "And I love ice cream" 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2358 Slow down! No wake area! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2359 Watch out for turtle nests. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2360 Can I have a lift to the oasis? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2361 I think we're going the wrong way. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2362 I could have sworn I ice fished here a year ago. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2363 "Where'd you rent that? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2364 I think we drank too much. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2365 Someday your boat will come in. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2366 At least throw me a life saver for the mirage! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2367 I'm not going to save you if you capsize! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2368 I can't believe it, another dry county! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2369 Don't be mad. I swear I looked for you. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2370 You really can't get there from here. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2371 Your glass-half-full mantra is really ticking me off. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2372 Sir, I feel like I'm drowning. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2373 OK... this isn't funny anymore. It's MY turn. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2374 I bet there's no mirage up ahead either. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2375 Could you stop long enough so as l can get aboard? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2376 It wasn't a spider, Stan. Please get back in the boat, we're running late. 1.2088 0.05745 91 78 7 6
2377 What do you mean when is the next high tide? This is the high tide! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2378 It's my turn in the boat. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2379 This boat will sink if I let you climb into it. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2380 What makes you think the water level isn't rising? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2381 Do you know the score in the Manchester United - Liverpool game? 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2382 I'll row--you rest for a while 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2383 The least you can do is throw me a life jacket. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2384 Have you seen MY boat? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2385 Hey! Some of us prefer dying in the desert the old fashioned way! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2386 Toss me a line! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2387 Fine! Rowing is marginally faster than crawling, I still think we should walk. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2388 Ahoy Matey, Have room for one more? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2389 I thought it said this way for dessert. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2390 Trust me, it's going to be bigger than spin classes. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2391 Face facts. It was a mirage! 1.2088 0.05745 91 78 7 6
2392 Some people have all the luck! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2393 This is the last time I order UberX. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2394 The salesman said this is the ship of the desert? The camel, Eric, the camel! 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2395 "Google Maps," he insisted! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2396 Next time, I'm flying direct. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2397 Did they also tell you to never give up on your dreams? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2398 The ark is supposed to be big enough for two of each kind! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2399 Can’t believe this will be an Olympic event in 2020. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2400 Climate change is near. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2401 Hey, smart guy, your right turn signal's on! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2402 ...and this is a no-wake zone! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2403 You're in the wrong cliche, buddy. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2404 Sand shark! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2405 We were promised that he'd make America Great again! Now look at us! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2406 FedEx or Uber? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2407 Michael, just stop it. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2408 Have you read his latest tweet about global warming? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2409 Have you seen my paddleboard? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2410 Coach... is this really the way you trained Michael Phelps! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2411 If only I had your mirage... 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2412 One of us is halucinating, but which one? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2413 If I knew you had a boat I'd have invited friends. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2414 '...gently down the stream.' Now it's my turn. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2415 And this time no jumping the gun. Ready? On your mark... 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2416 Michael, he was being sarcastic when he told you to row your boat ashore. Hallelujah. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2417 You wouldn't happen to be going to Barstow? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2418 This sunny optimism of yours is really getting on my nerves. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2419 You've landed in a dry county. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2420 I think you're in the wrong row. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2421 Is that you, Michael, rowing the boat ashore? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2422 Seriously? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2423 I'm afraid it may be the wave of the future. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2424 It's your turn to push. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2425 Hallucinate a boat for me too please. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2426 I don't care if we 're living in a post-facts society, it's not going to work. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2427 Slow Down! I can't keep up! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2428 Jesus walked on water, but you can row on land? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2429 You can create your own reality but you still can't drink the water. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2430 I guess you don't believe in climate change? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2431 How long did it take you to get here? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2432 If this is the ocean, I'm Jesus. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2433 Do you really want to know if I packed our toothbrushes? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2434 Going my way? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2435 Global *gasp* warming *gasp* is *gasp* a hoax *gasp* 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2436 I'm tired of dog-paddling, can I get in the boat? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2437 Can I catch a ride ? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2438 I know, right? What a weird place to lose a contact. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2439 Don't worry about me, pal--a rising tide lifts all boats! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2440 If you say something, see something. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2441 When's it my turn to row?!! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2442 Do you have any water? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2443 Please! I'm drowning in self pity. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2444 a mirage is no reason for optimism. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2445 Your part of the mirage aren't you? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2446 OF COURSE I`M DROWNING ! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2447 Really? You come in after '...gently down the stream'! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2448 I think its all a conspiracy of those climate change believers. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2449 ' come on, now you be the wind.' 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2450 Water, water anywhere?! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2451 Dream on. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2452 The conundrums of climate change 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2453 Michael, you have already owed the boat ashore. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2454 Toward the Water! Toward the Water!!! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2455 I'd rather crawl through the desert than ask for a hand out. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2456 Here I am drowning and you just row right by. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2457 OK, yes!....I need cheering up! Are there any tickets still available for the 7pm Bette Midler show on the main deck? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2458 Race you to the next mirage, Tyrone. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2459 Beware the white camel! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2460 I can't find it...just put on your eyeglasses. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2461 Give me a lift? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2462 I'm crawlin' here! I'm crawlin' here! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2463 You just had to second-guess the GPS! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2464 Would you stop splashing me, please? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2465 Catch anything yet? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2466 Way to ruin the mirage. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2467 I told you that El Nino business was baloney! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2468 Weren't you in last week's cartoon? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2469 Wait until the tide comes in. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2470 I said "Desert Rose" not rows! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2471 What say I hop a ride in your mirage to catch mine? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2472 I don"t care that your name is Michael- it's my turn to row 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2473 great deal on that Arizona ocean front property 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2474 Let's make this one a real head scratcher for New Yorker captioneers. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2475 What are you—making fun of my mirage? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2476 You were supposed to leave that for the women and children! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2477 Dummy, the lyrics are, "Michael rode the boat ashore, hallelujah." Not miles past the shore! TO the shore, TO the shore! 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2478 Stroke...stroke...stroke. That's it. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2479 Follow me. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2480 starbord! starboard you idiot! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2481 I meant a camel you idiot! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2482 Dude, you could at least throw me a life vest. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2483 That's no way to honor the memory of the captain we ate. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2484 Michael, just because the song says you do, doesn't mean you have to keep going! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2485 There isn't a stream and I'd say life is but a dream 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2486 The message in the bottle was pretty clear... I only take Uber. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2487 I know you don't believe in climate change...but ye gods ! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2488 Ok it's your turn to be Wilson 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2489 Either oar, I said. Either oar! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2490 What do you mean swim back to shore? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2491 Will you please stop singing 'Row, Row, Row the boat! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2492 Maybe now they'll take global warming seriously. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2493 Hey, that's the carpool lane! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2494 You're rowing against the tide, that's why! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2495 Hey Man, wait up! I've been trying to catch up with you since that last mirage. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2496 Crossfit makes me feel the burn. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2497 Well! So much for gently down the stream. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2498 Any room in there? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2499 Hey! You! Global warming is a hoax and I can prove it! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2500 Forget that "merrily, merrily stuff," it's my turn to row. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2501 This was a freshwater lake before Trump's EPA. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2502 What part of 'gently up the stream' didn't you understand? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2503 You forgot the beer ??!!! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2504 You didn't say "on your left" 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2505 I could go for a drink, you know a good place around here? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2506 Could you stop it with the sand in my face, LEONARD? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2507 Dog paddling is a lot harder than I thought 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2508 You try the butterfly. I like the crawl. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2509 One sec - told you I'd have to get out and stretch. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2510 Watch your wake -- I can't swim! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2511 What is life really is but a dream? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2512 No, I do not want to get out and dry off. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2513 You cut down the oasis trees for this?! 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
2514 Denier! 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2515 And where were you 37 years ago, when I needed you? 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2516 Al Gore, I presume!? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2517 Row, row your boat, gently down, the what?! The what?! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2518 That's a hellavu mirage! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2519 Slow down! My skis are two dunes back! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2520 You ruined my mirage! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2521 Hallelujah already! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2522 Let me back in. I'm afraid of sand sharks. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2523 Pull over for happy hour at the next sand bar. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2524 I'll race you to the mirage! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2525 How was I supposed to know the tide went out? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2526 ...the sand is getting deep...permission to come aboard 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2527 In your hallucination, am I doing the doggy paddle? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2528 My phone's gotta be around here somewhere 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2529 You must be out of your skull. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2530 Don't just sit there, help me into the boat! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2531 Desert boat? I asked for desert BOOTS! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2532 Just so I’m clear…if we win this final immunity challenge we get off the island, right? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2533 I heard the warnings about more rapid climate change, but still I thought I had time for a swim. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2534 Are all cartoonists this sadistic? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2535 There's an easier way, but don't take my word for it. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2536 Trust me, this is not a simple matter of lightening the load. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2537 Is there anything you won't do the hard way, Leonard? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2538 Quick--throw me a lifesaver! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2539 Is that one of those new Teslas? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2540 That be land! Land ho! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2541 I *told* you climate change was real! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2542 I said I wanted a Land ROVER for Christmas ... 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2543 Okay, it’s an Inconvenient Truth. But are the props necessary? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2544 We are definitely still in Kansas! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2545 Yeah, I tried drinking it. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2546 So he was right all along-- sea levels aren't rising. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2547 Sorry Hank, I'm the captain. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2548 Is now really the time for cardio? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2549 You should have said you couldn't drive stick. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2550 You said it sprang a leak! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2551 Are we refugees yet? 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2552 OK, I am definitely the captain now. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2553 Do I look like Jesus?? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2554 SHUT UP LARRY !! I've had ENOUGH of your, dry humor jokes!! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2555 Aye, aye Captain. Permission to come aboard? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2556 When I used my one wish on a boat, I didn't know the desert island would be so big. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2557 You called the Auto Club? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2558 Sorry, woman and children only 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2559 Don't leave me, you know I can't swim! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2560 No doubt persistence is why we survived at sea, all I'm saying is we reached the shore at dawn. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2561 I can help. I rowed stroke for Harvard. 1.1978 0.05682 91 79 6 6
2562 So do you think we can count n the oceans rising or are you a Trump guy? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2563 It's about the Guinness Book of world records. You? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2564 If I get there first, I'll bring back water. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2565 Is it my turn now??? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2566 Oh my god! Use the treadmill for once and leave me the Rowmaster. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2567 Must be rowing against the current? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2568 Got room for a castaway? I've been swimming for days! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2569 Have you thought about an outboard? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2570 Even if global warming IS a fallacy, you can't row without water. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2571 Okay, but this is the last time. Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream... 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2572 You always win. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2573 By chance, have you seen Wilson. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2574 You'll get your just deserts! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2575 How many espressos did you say you had before jumping into the lifeboat? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2576 When I was singing, "Michael Row Your Boat Ashore" I didn't mean all the way to the damn desert. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2577 Okay, take me to the more realistic mirage. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2578 Okay, leave without me. But I'm reporting your lack of life jackets. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2579 What's with the desert with no island?!? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2580 Get off your knees, Mr. Gore. No matter how much you beg, you're not going to convince me that global warming is real! 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2581 We hit the shore a long time ago, Michael! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2582 You're hogging all the imaginary water! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2583 Are we clear on the bet? GO! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2584 Michael, is that really you? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2585 Michael! Stop rowing the boat ashore! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2586 It is your turn to do the fishing. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2587 Don't you see I'm drowning!! 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2588 A canoe would have been so much easier. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2589 Oh I see, very nice.. Mr Fancy Sand Boat with Fancy Sand Oars... 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2590 The moment when Louis and Clark realized they took a wrong turn. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2591 Let me pass. You are messing with my mirage. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2592 Okay, I'll row and YOU ski. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2593 To you, maybe, it's 'but a dream.' 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2594 I'm starting to question your grip on reality! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2595 These new fitness crazes are getting out of hand. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2596 Now do you believe me about the drought? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2597 I don't care if its vintage Chris-Craft. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2598 Hey! You know you're supposed to stay at least 5 yards from free swimmers! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2599 Paddle or no paddle - we're up sh•t's creek. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2600 The lake is back the other way. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2601 No, for your information, I am not dog paddling. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2602 Did you just shout 'sand ahoy'? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2603 C'mon, Eric, let me back in. I promise, no more back-seat rowing! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2604 Do you take credit cards? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2605 No, I don't want to sing it as a round this time! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2606 Peleo or Atkins? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2607 Still think it's all a hoax Frank? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2608 Dammit, Bob: I am NOT a hitchhiker - let me in! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2609 As I said at my confirmation hearing, I 'm still sure the scientists are wrong. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2610 Last one to the oasis is a rotten egg. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2611 Do younger brothers ALWAYS have to compete? 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2612 Departing of the Red Sea....some miracle! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2613 I thought I told you to bring the JEEP! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2614 I'll stop doing the crawl stroke when you stop rocking the boat. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2615 I'll take my chances with the sharks! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2616 What about changing places? I'll row and you'll swim! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2617 I request permission to come aboard, sir. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2618 They were out of tabasco sauce. 1.1932 0.05796 88 77 5 6
2619 One man crawls and another man rows into a sand bar . . . 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2620 Can I please be part of your mirage? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2621 No, you should have taken a left at the fork. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2622 Denying Global Warming doesn’t make it go away, you know. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2623 Ahoy? Gimme a break. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2624 and then I'm going to hand you your "merrily, merrily" ass! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2625 I thought global warming was a hoax. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2626 Will you stop critiquing my breast stroke? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2627 I told you you went the wrong way 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2628 Don't look now, but you are going in the wrong direction. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2629 Nice Shirt. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2630 Noah, this isn't what He was talking about! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2631 I always wondered who was responsible for the crop circles 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2632 Still think climate change is bull Ahab. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2633 When I said "Send me a life boat," this isn't what I meant. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2634 DAMMIT Michael - 'ashore' - why do you always HAVE to be such an over-achiever?! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2635 I just think it's a bit selfish, that's all. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2636 I'll circle back one more time, see if you didn't drop it back there! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2637 OK! If you say so, global warming exists. Now can you let me back in before I drown? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2638 The US after new immigration policy is implemented 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2639 Ahoy, matey! Any chance you be looking for water too? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2640 Is that so? I'll remind you that one man's dream is another's nightmare. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2641 What do you mean you forgot what you went for! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2642 No Professor I don't see any icebergs ahead and would you stop calling me Ginger? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2643 It sure took you long enough after the man overboard signal was given. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2644 I'm tired of hearing about CrossFit. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2645 In hindsight, vacationing on a desert island was probably not the best choice. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2646 Guess I took 'Michael row the boat ashore' a bit too literal. 1.1932 0.06017 88 78 3 7
2647 Splash me again and I will rock your boat. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2648 Watch it! I'm swimmin' here! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2649 See? Global warming is a myth. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2650 Get out, it's my turn to play in the boat 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2651 You know Stan, this year's office retreat may finally be the one that breaks me. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2652 Rent is cheap, and with a couple of podcasts you don’t even notice the commute. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2653 We would row a lot faster if you would help me find the anchor! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2654 I guess this would be called sailing the low seas. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2655 You do realize that you are ship out of luck? 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2656 I just wanted a Klondike bar. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2657 Feels like old times, doesn't it? 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2658 Oasis? Boy are you lost! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2659 Didn't they warn you? It never rains in California 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2660 What time do we need to return the beach chairs? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2661 For God's sake, stop singing that song!" 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2662 your rowing in a mirage,you idiot! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2663 "Survivor" has officially run out of ideas. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2664 No wake! 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2665 One more chorus of that infernal song, and I'll row, row, row you into a sandy grave. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2666 He won? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2667 You get your exercise your way, and I'll get mine my way. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2668 Dammit. Looks like we had the same hallucination. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2669 Sorry, Captain, my mirage ain't big enough for the both of us. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2670 You said the Prius wasn't eco-friendly enough and now look at us! 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2671 One of us is an hallucination. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2672 We've got two paddles, but we're still stuck up s$&t's creek! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2673 First you were a climate change denier, and now this! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2674 I'm still going to win! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2675 Don't worry, he said. We'll find land, he said. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2676 Really! Why don't you just flap those oars and FLY OUT OF HERE! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2677 Forget the nav system. Let's just walk. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2678 It's a mirage you jackass. And where the hell did you get a boat anyhow? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2679 Race you to the next oasis. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2680 OK, I think you've proven your point about the liquid-like qualities of sand. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2681 For God's sake, man, get your tropes straight! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2682 You Millennials are always taking shortcuts! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2683 I saw a phone booth. You paddle, I'll direct. Do you have a dime? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2684 Maybe global warming ISN'T a hoax. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2685 No! You’re supposed to sing ‘”Gently down the stream” at the same timeI sing “Life is but a dream 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2686 Still think crossing the border by land and sea is such a poetic way to flee the inauguration, Walt Whitman? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2687 Beats driving in LA. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2688 At least throw me a life jacket! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2689 Yield to the right! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2690 Which one of us is a mirage? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2691 I may crawl, and you may stroke, but we're both going to croak. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2692 Mother always liked you better. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2693 Don't you know this is a no wake zone? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2694 You've got to let me on board, I'm going to drown out here. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2695 I don't care how good of a back workout it is! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2696 I still don't think this is the English Channel. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2697 I am NOT going to call you "Matey." 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2698 Maybe we should revisit the decision to keep the boat... 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2699 I do know "Row Row Row Your Boat", but you need three for a perpetual canon. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2700 Sand, sand everywhere and not a sand which to eat. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2701 Just stop calling me Sandy! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2702 I'm waiting for the local 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2703 Still think it's a Chinese hoax? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2704 Are you really sure this will be in the Olympics by 2024? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2705 I yelled ‘heat stroke.’ Not ‘stroke’. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2706 The ad I saw on TV did not say this was a side effect! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2707 Yes, I do happen to think you can take cross training too far! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2708 You call that gently? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2709 Not me, I called for a Lyft. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2710 Put on a life jacket, you moron! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2711 Virtual reality would be better with some air conditioning. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2712 Hey, this is my hallucination! You could at least pick me up! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2713 You high-tech guys! Always in a hurry! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2714 Damn that white whale! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2715 Maybe it's the heat talking, but this water doesn't taste as salty as I thought it would 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2716 No life jacket? Well, that's dangerous! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2717 There's no stream, and this is no dream. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2718 Maybe it's a metaphor for how ugly and dangerous things have become. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2719 Wanna trade places ? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2720 At least I"m not taking this sitting down! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2721 You can have any kind of mirage you want, but at least have the decency not to row sand in my face. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2722 I need to find the ring or she won't let me back in the house. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2723 I said use your core! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2724 ...Hey, get your boat out of my garden!... 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2725 I will not sing another verse of "row, row, row your boat!" 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2726 Still a skeptic of global warming, huh? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2727 I guess you need water too... 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2728 How about we switch it up when we hit the coast? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2729 With all due respect, Mr. President, I'm happy to report that The Clean Water Act was successfully repealed. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2730 No, I don't have a propeller. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2731 You global-warming deniers sure are consistent. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2732 Take it easy, it's just a mirage. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2733 You could at least throw me a life preserver. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2734 Forgive me, I didn't actually abandon the ship, I just wanted to stretch my legs. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2735 Can you PLEASE put more emotion into your part! Believe me, "The Old Man and the Sand" is going to be a huge box office success and win us both an Oscar!!!! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2736 Now you're just being a jerk! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2737 If I hear any more "Michael Row the Boat Ashore", it won't be pretty. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2738 At long last ... a stroke of good luck. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2739 You said high tide was coming! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2740 That genie gave you one wish! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2741 When I said we needed a ship of the desert ... 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2742 No, I don't need a #**$#@ life preserver! 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2743 I'm tired of swimming, it's my turn to row. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2744 Technology is not the answer for everything. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2745 Say "not a drop to drink" one more time...I dare you! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2746 Hey! Who's mirage is this? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2747 Can you please stop singing Proud Mary? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2748 You only had ONE job! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2749 Look where you are rowing !#%*! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2750 This gives a new meaning to: "Michael rowed the boat ashore." 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2751 Hey buddy - the passing lane is on the right! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2752 You and your goddamned optimism! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2753 Sing that one more time, and that paddle's going right up your stern. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2754 When are you going to stop worrying about getting back your deposit on the boat? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2755 OK. OK. It was a mirage. Do you really have to rub it in? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2756 I think I feel a fish. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2757 You're late. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2758 Sure, "life is but a dream" you. You've got the boat. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2759 You should've turned left at the dry river bed. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2760 I don't believe in global warming. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2761 I'm begging you... give me a ride!!! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2762 Why do you always pass me by? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2763 Repeal was easy, replace is hard. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2764 Your mirage keeps paddling sand in my face! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2765 Can you stop splashing sand in my fac 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2766 Jesus, shouldn't you be walking on the water? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2767 Really, you christened it "Boaty McBoatface"? That's so 2016. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2768 Why don't you just face global warming like the rest of us? 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
2769 Life's about a dream? Hand me that oar... 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2770 That's a tough way to land the merit badge. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2771 Must you keep humming 'Michael rowed the boat ashore?' 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2772 No Carl! Right now life is but a horrific nightmare! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2773 We won! We found the source of Trump Natural Spring Water! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2774 Slow Down! This is a low wake zone. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2775 Global warming, global schmarming. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2776 Just give me three more strokes and we're there. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2777 Can't you at least throw me a life preserver. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2778 Where's the fire? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2779 Homeless. Will row for water. God Bless. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2780 Hopefully we are both going in the right direction 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2781 I don't care how you meant it. Your tone was entirely condescending! 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2782 We've been off course for 24 hours and you just noticed it now? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2783 At least you won't have a problem with barnacles. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2784 For God's sake, stop with the "row, row, row your boat"! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2785 Freshman physics says I'm going to win. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2786 I KNEW YOU'D RUN IT AGROUND! 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2787 Just because you don't know how to swim doesn't mean you shouldn't get out of your boat and try! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2788 What's your definition of rescue! 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
2789 Where on earth did you rent that thing? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2790 I don't see this sand-shark you keep mentioning. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2791 That song was wrong, life is not a dream! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2792 Everywhere I go, traffic's at a flippin' crawl. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2793 I don't think I can make it. Can you pull me onboard? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2794 No, I have not seen a white whale! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2795 I was at a restaurant and they asked me if I wanted dessert, what's your story? 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2796 Holy Moses! 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2797 "No, I did not say row for help". 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2798 How much farther to the Aral Sea? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2799 Don't I know you! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2800 "You" crawl. It's "my" turn to row! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2801 I don’t care what the Weather Channel says! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2802 The sign back there clearly states "SWIMMERS ONLY " along this section the beach! 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2803 Do you need a lift? 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2804 Does it look like I would happen to have a spare anchor? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2805 Have you seen water? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2806 Stroke! . . . Stroke! . . . Stroke! . . . 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2807 one of us is a mirage 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2808 It's my turn. It was my idea! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2809 Hey! This here is a swimmers only zone, you're supposed to be over on that side of the mirage. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2810 Can you cut it out with the "Water Ho!" crap! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2811 Got milk? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2812 Can we finally put this positive visualization exercise to rest? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2813 It's not a mirage! Climate change is real. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2814 The sign clearly stated "No boating allowed!" 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2815 But where did you find the oars? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2816 How about tossing a life vest over here? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2817 No, dammit, this time it's YOUR turn to get out and push! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2818 YES! I think it's fair to say you overshot the beach some time ago! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2819 Moses came through months ago and they're still giving the old directions? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2820 Of course we're not up a creek without a paddle. It's the water we're missing! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2821 How about you? Do you have any regrets about joining this boot camp? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2822 Slow down buddy! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2823 Are you sure this is how Diana Nyad trained? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2824 Jerry, will you please, just once have a dream that makes sense? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2825 I told you to use the GPS! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2826 I think we're good on the dry dock testing. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2827 Heads or tails, indeed! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2828 Just stop! Don't you see I'm drowning. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2829 Get out. It's your turn to play the anchor. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2830 Can you please slow down? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2831 No I'm not getting in, I want a real ship of the desert 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2832 Sorry to tell you mate, but the mirage is over. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2833 There is no Ozymandias! It's a metaphor! You have rowed us right into a metaphor! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2834 One of us is hallucinating this and I hope it's you. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2835 This is one heck of a sand bar isn't it? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2836 You need water, dumbass! 1.1839 0.05787 87 77 4 6
2837 Do you think I could get a lift? I'm up here without a paddle. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2838 You're not the smartest Uber driver, are you? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2839 I'm gonna be honest with you here; when you told me about this Egyptian boating trip, this was not what I was expecting. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2840 Are you absolutely sure we're doing this right ? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2841 I'm staying here until you start rowing at a less reckless speed. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2842 Your optimism has overtaken your sanity. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
2843 Are you sure we haven't finished the channel crossing? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2844 I've never seen a sand bar this big. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2845 If we teamed up for a double skull we should get out of here twice as fast. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2846 You’re rowing? I’m drowning! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2847 Yes, as a matter of fact I do think the irony is 'a bummer' 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2848 I said "Go to hell!", not "Row to hell!" 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2849 The lifesaver I understand, but why toss out the sunscreen? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2850 You're taking your mirages a bit too seriously! 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
2851 Your sense of humor needs some work. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2852 According to my GPS there's a row-thru burger place over the next dune. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2853 You always take the easy way. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2854 It may be faster if I swim 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2855 ......merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily....this has GOT to be a dream! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2856 Sorry, I drank it all. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2857 Any chance you still need a coxswain? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2858 No life jackets? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2859 Retired huh? I don't have any oars in the water either. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2860 Mirage, Hell. Stop the Boat! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2861 Any port in a storm, eh... 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2862 "Hey pal,could you back up a bit? You're blocking my view. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2863 Life is *not* but a dream. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2864 Because I'm not the one who insisted we didn't have to check the gas in the outboard, that's why! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2865 Are we in an Al a-Gore-y for the consequences of climate change? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2866 Well aren't you just the optimist! 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2867 My nose got sunburnt when I did the backstroke, so I'm trying the crawl. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2868 How many miles must a man row in vain, before they call him insane? The answer my friend is a coxswain in the wind... 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2869 It's my turn now, dammit. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2870 I'm not drinking it because it's SALT water, you idiot! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2871 We need to rethink this Run and Row biathlon idea. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2872 What do you mean, you forgot the tow-rope? 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
2873 Look, I don't care who won the coin toss ---- you don't get to row forever. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2874 Oh give up!, ...we haven't passed water in three days. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2875 Bermuda? Just follow me, I'm swimming there. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2876 So where did you find the boat? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2877 If it isn't the SS Overachiever. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2878 Is this the rising tide that Trump promised? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2879 Let me in! We'll go faster. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2880 Do you mind, I'm dog paddling. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2881 I was varsity coxswain in "82, I swear it will help your rhythm! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2882 Never get out of the boat. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2883 Got any water skis? I can show you some tricks. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2884 Enough with the splashing, Ahab! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2885 Mind if I catch a ride! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2886 Excuse me. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2887 And you said it would be tough sledding! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2888 We want a ship of the desert you idiot. A SHIP! 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2889 Hey, I'm struggling here! Would you mind going around? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2890 Leave the boat, take the cannoli! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2891 Thanks for the tip: Instead of the crawl, I'll switch to the back stroke. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2892 Get out of the carpool lane! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2893 Hold up a minute ...i need a water break! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2894 SO! Where have YOU been? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2895 Just what I need, a smartass. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2896 Hey, buddy! The rule is "Leave No Trace." 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2897 You always were dingy. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2898 We've been looking for days! I told you to insure that ring. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2899 ... Life is but a dream. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2900 You need to take that oar down deep or you're not going anywhere. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2901 How big are these sand traps on this golf course? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2902 I think its about time you stop poopo-ing global warming... 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2903 I can help with the rowing! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2904 Hey, look! I'm grovelling! What a fucking surprise! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2905 I already told you; you're not getting back on this boat until you admit Manfred Mann's version was better. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2906 If I've told once, I've told you a thousand times. Enough with the "Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream...there is no stream!" 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2907 Throw me a rope before I drown in this mirage. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2908 Just exactly what is it you don't understand about no "wake" zone ? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2909 No passing! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2910 Ashore not onshore! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2911 I'll race ya to the next mirage. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2912 Quit telling me ‘The medium is the message.’ 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2913 Will you PLEASE stop humming "Anchors Aweigh"? 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2914 I can't tread sand either. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2915 Jesus may be able to walk on water, but this guy can row a boat on land. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2916 Thanks, but I can do without your running commentary on my crawl stroke. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2917 It was "man overboard" miles ago! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2918 Still believe we need the boat Gus? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2919 I told you the mirage was too shallow! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2920 I don't have the norovirus! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2921 I told you, this is not what ship of the desert means. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2922 Remember when the lakes had water and I would do the freestyle alongside you? Now i just do the crawl 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2923 I can't swim any faster. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2924 If I knew where the next oasis was, I wouldn't tell you! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2925 You say, "now I am captain", or "thar she blows", one more time, and!? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2926 I told you to bring water! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2927 Hey Fella, watch where you're goin! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2928 Really owning that 'climate change is a hoax' theory, eh Gary? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2929 Screw it. I still haven't been paid for the last motivational poster I was in. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2930 Have you a barber on board, sir? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2931 Sand,sand everywhere,but not a grain to eat. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2932 No, no, no, it's 'stream', 'gently down the stream'! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2933 I suppose you think I'm a buoy! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2934 Oh, now it's SEA HO! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2935 "I told you to wait for high tide"! 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2936 Hank! I just realized you've been singing it all wrong--it's "gently down the STREAM!" 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2937 Yeah yeah life is but a dream, can I catch a ride? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2938 I told you to only sing that song when you're gently down the stream! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2939 I told you not to row so fast!! 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2940 And I thought it was silly when the olympics reinstated golf! 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
2941 The sea was angry that day, my friend. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2942 I just saw something like this in The New Yorker. Talk about derivative! 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2943 Michael, quit rowing. Didn't you hear the music stop? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2944 To think I used to enjoy when the days started getting longer. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2945 No, it's not any wetter over here! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2946 Now I know I'm definitely going the wrong way. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2947 I'll beat you yet, dagnabbit, God willin' and the creek don't rise! 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2948 See? I told you global warming was a myth. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2949 Why didn't you tell me this mirage was so long? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2950 One of us made a wrong turn! 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2951 That is NOT what they meant by "ship of the desert." 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2952 Come on, sing with me dude, "The ocean is a desert with it's life underground..." 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2953 What do you mean you only have room for one? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2954 Sitting is the new smoking. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2955 Hey. No wake! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2956 Forget water; I'd kill for a virtual reality headset. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2957 For the last time, the lyric is 'a HORSE with no name,' not 'a BOAT.' 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2958 Let me think. Nope. You're the first racer I've seen. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2959 Agree to disagree. Just quit splashing. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2960 Life jacket? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2961 Whatever floats your boat. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2962 If you're going to keep rowing I'm going to start swimming. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2963 I don't care if I'm getting a sunburn on my scalp. I'm not doing the backstroke. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2964 I guess you were wrong. I think that the ship of the desert is a camel. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2965 STOP ROWING!!! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2966 This global warming, sea rise thing, better hurry up. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2967 Don't come crawling to ME when you develop hemorrhoids! 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
2968 Mom always liked you best! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2969 Compared to this, the Channel swim was a breeze 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2970 Hello there. Might I offer my services as a coxswain? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2971 Still not admitting it's not 'just a sand bar'? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2972 We must become the wave we've been looking for. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2973 I hope you remembered the sun screen. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2974 Great plan Ineptune. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2975 I'm exhausted! It's time to switch places. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2976 Can you see the rising tide? I heard it's going to be huge. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2977 I'll keep you company on the condition you don't make me row. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2978 You're rowing in a sanctioned crawlspace. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2979 Please stop singing! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2980 I promise I'll stop pretending to be your coxswain if you let me back in the boat. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2981 I guess you did not plan for global warming Noah, Jr. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2982 It's a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese! 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2983 Does this mean I am kneeling on water? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2984 I feel you, brother. How do you think I ended up here. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2985 Are you at sea or am I? 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2986 This All-Inclusive Resort looked better in the brochure. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2987 You say, "there's no global warming?" 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2988 I said Land HO not Sand Row 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2989 i'm telling you. The shortest distance between two points, isn't always the best choice. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2990 Slow down, buddy. You want to kill somebody. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2991 How long have you been waiting at this stoplight? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2992 This is not merrily down the stream! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2993 I HATE positive thinking! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2994 Jesus Kyle seriously there's not even any fucking water. We're going to die 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
2995 When do I get to row/ 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2996 I know I said you should get on a SLOW boat to China! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2997 It's my turn to sing, 'Row, row, row your boat!' 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2998 I think Canada is the other way. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2999 Women and children only 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3000 You're headed in the right direction. Just keep going straight and you'll find the mirage. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3001 Right technique. Wrong geological period. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3002 Michael, row your boat ashore already! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3003 Water, Ho. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3004 One more time, Land ho! 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
3005 Could you tell me where the nearest sand bar is? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3006 i'm creating a smaller carbon footprint this way. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3007 Waddayamean you wouldn't save me if I was drowning? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3008 You're an idiot. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3009 I told you it only looks like water! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3010 I thought your rates might be lower at low tide. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3011 Water, water, NOWHERE and not a drop to drink! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3012 Not funny. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3013 Tell me you still deny global warming 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3014 Hit me in the face one more time?? -- Don't make me come over there! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3015 Brag all you want, but you're thirsty too! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3016 You will drown in hell for not taking me aboard! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3017 Wait here. I have to go back to the parking lot --- I left my sunscreen in the car. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3018 All you bought was Sun Block? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3019 Are you coming or going? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3020 Sure, you think you need water. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3021 Dude we both are high and dry! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3022 Watch that oar, buster. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3023 "Natural cycle," eh? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3024 Got any sunscreen? 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3025 You have passed me three times and you still haven't offered me a ride ! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3026 You could at least pretend I'm not a mirage. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3027 You're out of water too! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3028 Suspend your own disbelief, Dude! 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3029 We're saved! High tide is coming! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3030 Looks like paddles don't really matter when you find yourself 'up the creek.' 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3031 Roadhog! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3032 As far as mirages go, it's not that funny. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3033 My life is not just a dream. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3034 LET'S TRADE PLACES! 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
3035 I told you the science on global warming wasn't a hoax. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3036 Sand, Sand everywhere and not a camel in sight. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3037 If you'd just let me put on the sail, I"m sure we'd be home by now! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3038 "Ashore," Michael, not "Some more"! 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3039 That ship sailed a long time ago! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3040 Your mirage is way bigger than mine! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3041 Damn you coastal elites and your yachts! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3042 Please let me back in. I promise not to make any more, "You know you're an idiot when..." jokes. 1.1765 0.05840 85 76 3 6
3043 Race you to the next mirage! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3044 Throw me a rope! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3045 Easy there, captain, this is a no wake zone! 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3046 How long have you been on death row? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3047 I'm telling you, you don't need to worry about losing your damn sea legs. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3048 God you're one ugly hallucination, aren't you? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3049 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3050 Landlubber 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3051 I'll row! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3052 The paddling is tough, but no waves to worry about. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3053 I finally found an optimist in 2017! After 2016, I didn't think you existed. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3054 Weren't you on the Yale crew at Henley in '99? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3055 When are you going to to accept that not only have you got the measurements wrong, but the weather forecast too, Noah? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3056 Don't leave me to drown, skipper. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3057 Oh, CRAWLING to your death not good enough for you, eh? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3058 Out of my way ... OAR else! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3059 You guessed it. My rowboat sprang a leak. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3060 I thought global warming was supposed to increase water levels. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3061 One more paddle to the face and we are going to play Captain Phillips. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3062 At least you weren't swimming when the flash drought occurred. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3063 Could you toss me the life preserver? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3064 OK, now I'll row and you swim. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3065 Why do I get the feeling you're trying to avoid me? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3066 He's not MY president! 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3067 We are all on the same impossible journey 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3068 I told you we should've turned left at Albuquerque! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3069 "Dear God, man, don't you get that "sea of sand" is a metaphor? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3070 What do you mean, we're saved? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3071 I could have told you Barry, your degree in maritime engineering was really useless.. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3072 As bad as this is at least there's no sharks to worry about ! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3073 For the last time, I haven't seen the marina! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3074 Wrong mirage, dude. It's an oasis, not an island. 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
3075 I know it looks bad, but we're all in the same boat. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3076 I bet we both wish this mirage had water. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3077 Will a rising tide lift your boat too? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3078 will you just leave the boat!!! the water is not that deep 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3079 Sadly, life is not but a dream... 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3080 Try denying this! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3081 You were supposed to go left at the fork 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3082 Some guys have all the luck! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3083 They believe it now 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3084 So this is what Trump meant about making America great again. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3085 Michael, you already proved your point. This is just overkill! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3086 You're hurting the endangered Delhi Sand Fleas! 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3087 Neil Young. You? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3088 Do you ever wish we hadn't made that bet? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3089 Say Michael, don't you think this is taking "Row your boat ashore" a little too far 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3090 Wait a sec -- what if we switched and YOU looked for water and I looked for land? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3091 Sorry mate, I only have one life vest. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3092 Your not having both oars in the water would matter a lot less if there WAS some water. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3093 Hang a left at the dry river bed! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3094 No wake please! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3095 Did it ever occur to you that I might like to be in the driver's seat for once? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3096 It's not my fault, they said to rent a "ship of the desert"! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3097 At least you could throw me a lifeline! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3098 You win, alright? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3099 I'm starting to think that this climate change thing isn't a hoax 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3100 I won. So not fair! 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3101 I'd be way ahead of you if it weren't for that last mirage. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3102 Yeah life is but a dream alright - a really bad dream! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3103 You kept saying it's just hard water, but I don't think you even know what that means, do you? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3104 Vegas, eh? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3105 Now do you regret voting for Donald Trump? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3106 When we get there, first round's on me. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3107 Hey, stop splashing. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3108 I'm angry because you're rowing in circles! 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3109 For the last time, I don't need a lifejacket! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3110 Weren't we supposed to be borne back ceaselessly into the past by now? 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
3111 We would have gotten twice as far if you'd let me in! 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3112 Nest time, I'll call an Uber. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3113 I booked "Sierra" not " Sahara". 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3114 do you think that we exaggerated the idea of living as far as possible from Trump's America? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3115 I *told* you climate change was real! 1.1765 0.06075 85 77 1 7
3116 You are not the dreamboat mirage I was hoping for. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3117 You and your power of positive thinking! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3118 I thought you said rowing uphill was a metaphor. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3119 You mean all this time I was swimming? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3120 I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming... 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3121 Sing something new for goodness sake! We've had "row row row your boat" for the last 5 miles! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3122 Stop rowing!You're only encouraging them to come up with more of these preposterous 'lost in the desert' cartoons. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3123 When are you going to tell me what you mean by"Fake News" 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3124 I warned you about rapid climate change! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3125 I told you not to fire the coxswain! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3126 Draw a big Amazon Echo --- it'll mess with the Google Earth people 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3127 And I suppose you sold the last of our vitamin water to pay for it! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3128 Don't forget...my turn comes when we see land. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3129 No, I will not help you bail. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3130 Dammit, Earl, get off my beach towel! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3131 Row, row, ... merrily, merrily ... ? Get out of my dream! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3132 This is not what they mean by "Row, row, row your boat"! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3133 Mirage? Now you tell me you think it's all a mirage? 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3134 You really need to work on your feathering! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3135 Can I catch a ride ? 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3136 Did you say "a tough row to hoe" or a "tough row to row"? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3137 OK. I'll shut up about global warming being a fraud if you admit you'd kill for an outboard motor! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3138 You're gonna look ridiculous when I find a sailboat and let the wind do all the work. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3139 Damnit, you've mixed my metaphor! 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3140 Are you the guy with UBER? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3141 You're not the girl from my hallucination. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3142 If you sing "Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily" one more time... 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3143 What do you mean, you forgot the map?! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3144 "Row, row, row your boat"...LIFE IS BUT A DREAM! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3145 Get out of my sand sculpture! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3146 You can stop rowing now!! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3147 This must be that climate hoax I've been hearing about. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3148 Dammit, it's my turn to row. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3149 "You should at least, give me a head start". 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3150 There was water here yesterday 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3151 I'm pretty sure that we're both in the 99%. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3152 What do you mean you forgot the arugula??? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3153 Michael, why must you always be so literal? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3154 Am I seeing a mirage or are you? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3155 Haven't you heard of global warming! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3156 Two new-year resolutions: diet and exercise. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3157 Dr. Livingstone, I presume? 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3158 I have the best surf. My surf is tremendous. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3159 We should have turned left back there in Las Vegas. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3160 But Trump promised he'd build a lake here, 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3161 Smack me with an oar; Anything, to let me know you are real. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3162 Yes it is dry here too - I think you can get out of the boat. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3163 I told you not to come in a boat. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3164 Stroke! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3165 I still say, it’s a hoax. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3166 Do you need directions or do I ? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3167 Find your own mirage. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3168 Overachiever! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3169 Hop on board! I see land... 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3170 Told you " There's no GLOBAL WARMING & Oceans aren't rising" 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3171 Hey, that's MY mirage! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3172 I'm tired of Row, Row, Row Your Boat! I want to sing something different! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3173 Need a lift? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3174 Is it my fault you went a little overboard? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3175 Why yes, the weather has been a bit unusual. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3176 Another round of "Row Row Your Boat" and Imwill strangle you! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3177 This isn't working for me. Can I try your mirage? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3178 Hey, there! Going my way? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3179 Would you stop singing that song?! It's making me thirsty! 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3180 I told you global warming was for real. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3181 I feel like our relationship is kind of in a rut these days. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3182 I always thought the Navy had it better. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3183 you're taking this mirage thing a little too far 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3184 I said stroke, not heatstroke! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3185 Still like those coal stocks for your portfolio? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3186 Any chance you have the number for Life Alert? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3187 - if there's anything I can't stand, it's a show off - 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3188 This isn't a race! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3189 I don't think this is " The Mirage" we wanted to visit! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3190 I'm the king of the world! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3191 I said, no! I'm waiting for God to save me. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3192 Stop Already! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3193 We have definitely hit rock bottom 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3194 No. No. No! It's Adam SANDler. You're the worst at this game! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3195 If you find any sand sharks, let me know. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3196 Sand,sand everywhere,but not a grain to eat. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3197 Looks like we're using the same GPS locator. Next time we look at a map. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3198 Hoping for climate change are we! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3199 It's all paddle drive with off water capabilities 1.1667 0.05575 84 75 4 5
3200 I think it's Tuesday. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3201 Throw me a life vest! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3202 I asked for a camel, not a metaphor. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3203 Take your next left.... 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3204 For the last time. I am not named Michael! 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3205 It's all a liberal conspiracy. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3206 Damn it Bob, Life is NOT a dream! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3207 You're seriously going to make me crawl? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3208 I think time would be easier if we'd just walk. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3209 Toss me a life preserver! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3210 Throw me a life preserver. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3211 Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3212 Can I row now? Swimming is not my thing. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3213 You ain't got both oars in the water! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3214 What took you so long? I called uber over an hour ago. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3215 You got any ChapStick with aloe vera or SPF 30? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3216 This CrossFit gift you gave me is the worst Christmas present ever. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3217 Must your always go against the grain? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3218 Face it. Imagining won't get you a river. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3219 How far to the oasis? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3220 Threw me overboard and see where it got you! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3221 And I thought Uber was a long wait 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3222 Just admit it. It's been getting warmer. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3223 Optimism in the face of the improbable is admirable, but in the face of the impossible is just foolish. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3224 I tried to tell you climate change was real. Do you believe me now? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3225 Thanks. But I think I'm better off out of the boat. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3226 I ordered an UberX, not an UberDinghy. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3227 Damn! We are in the wrong mirage! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3228 Climb aboard fast. These are sand shark infested waters. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3229 You are going in the wrong direction. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3230 Still think global warming isn't real? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3231 I'm sorry I incessantly kept reminding you that we were both in the same boat together. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3232 Whale? Haven't seen any. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3233 For Gods sake ! who thought it a good idea to put the government in charge of the oceans ? 1.1667 0.05826 84 76 2 6
3234 Really, because it's good for your core? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3235 Now you tell me. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3236 I told you not to pull the plug out! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3237 so this is what they mean by the dry heaves 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3238 I told you not to make that sharp turn off the ocean! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3239 Can you please tell me when the next high tide comes in? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3240 You win. Oars beat hands and knees. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3241 I told you there was no oasis. But NOOOOOO! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3242 Democrat Party headquarters? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3243 Would you like sparkling, tap or ocean? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3244 Ever heard of signaling when passing? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3245 Only trigonometry can save us now. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3246 This is NOT UberSelect 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3247 Amazon can do a lot of things but it can't change water into sand! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3248 You do realize we're in California, right? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3249 You're 130 million years too late. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3250 Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3251 I don't know which of us is the mirage, but yeah, I'd say the tide is rising. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3252 Sure wish we'd missed the boat! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3253 Is it too much to ask that my mirage include water? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3254 Do you have a towel? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3255 Sorry, pal, did I interrupt your stream of drought? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3256 You know one of us does not have any idea of the gravity of the situation! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3257 Are you available for charter. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3258 What's the hurry? This is all there is left of your Trump's Great America 1.1667 0.05575 84 75 4 5
3259 Help, I'm caught in an undertow. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3260 Anything new with global warming research? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3261 It could have been worse. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3262 Well if you had an outboard motor I WOULD get in. Now be on your way! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3263 Couldn't you have arranged for a dune buggy? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3264 I don't care what the geologists say, it's a desert now. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3265 Get in. This hybrid runs on water AND solar 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3266 I told you in the beginning it wasn't going to be all beer and skittles 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3267 You forgot the snorkle? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3268 Could we take turns? I'm exhausted. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3269 This is what happens when you don't check your GPS 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3270 Hey, man, look at the color of your nose. Didn't you ever hear of sunscreen? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3271 It may be a mirage, but I'm still willing to share with the rowing. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3272 Need… water…” “Yeah, tell me about it. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3273 Sorry man, I already have a hard road to row. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3274 As far as mirages go, I give you a two. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3275 Yeah, I can see you're the original Roads Sculler. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3276 Why don't we just fish here? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3277 Have you seen my lobster trap? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3278 Hey man, got any bottled water ? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3279 Can you direct me to a dark cloud? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3280 I wish you'd stop slapping me in the face with that thing 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3281 I just started reading Boys In the Boat...Don't ruin it for me 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3282 Do you care if I get eaten by sharks? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3283 I got shipwrecked in a sandstorm. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3284 Waiting for El Nino? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3285 Check your privilege! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3286 Last one to the bar buys 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3287 Stop! It's my turn to keep our minds off our situation. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3288 Pardon me, have you seen any climate scientists? I would like to have a word with them. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3289 We were supposed to be swimming the English Channel. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3290 No thanks, I have faith. I'm waiting for the helicopter. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3291 Now you're just showing off. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3292 What rapids? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3293 Let me guess. You’re a comedian AND a weatherman. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3294 I want some even more than you do. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3295 I am not DENYING Climate Change,but the boat IS premature!! 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3296 Hey! How about a little help! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3297 It'seems your turn to swim. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3298 Hey, get your own mirage! 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3299 OK, your turn to crawl now. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3300 "Would you PLEASE quit singing "Row, row , row your boat"? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3301 You realize that your in a "no wake zone". 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3302 Either I get in the boat or you're on your own! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3303 Sorry to bother you, but do you have any toilet paper I could borrow? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3304 Yes, still a mirage. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3305 We'll never get to that oasis if you can't row straight! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3306 I kelp telling you, it's a MIRAGE! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3307 Well at least throw me a life preserver! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3308 Fling me the life perverser! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3309 Hallelujah, Michael, but where's the milk and honey? 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3310 Sure, times are tough. But my taxes have never been lower! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3311 Maybe you should re-calculate when rising sea levels will float your boat over the Wall. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3312 I thought you said sea levels will rise, Noah. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3313 What do you mean, "a SMALL leak?" 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3314 Headed to Mecca? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3315 I've had it! I'll never be in another desert cartoon! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3316 Get outa there it's my turn to row! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3317 Well, I'm an agnostic. I just don't know... 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3318 I've been swimming? I can swim? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3319 Sand, sand everywhere and not a bite to eat 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3320 you are leaking sand! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3321 I just want to sit on the gunwale and get the sand out of my shoes and shorts. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3322 Enough with that "merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily"! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3323 Michael, can you spare some sunblock? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3324 Just because you rowed at Harvard doesn't mean you get to row all the time! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3325 You do Everything the Hard Way 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3326 That's it! One more, "Row, row, row your boat" and I paddle. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3327 You know, Hell's actually not as bad as everyone says. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3328 You trying to kill me with that wake? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3329 Have you seen my goggles? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3330 Yes, I agree, you ARE more lost than me. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3331 Enough already with the "Row, row, row your boat..." 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3332 can I borrow some sun screen? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3333 No you idiot, row the OTHER way! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3334 I'm pretty sure it's a mirage 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3335 Let them drink wine! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3336 Did you remember to re-apply sun screen? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3337 Get out of my mirage. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3338 Don't ever mention Tony Robbins to me again! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3339 I'm telling you, global warming is real! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3340 So, a 'cruise for climate-change skeptics' sounded like fun, huh? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3341 The Uber app ain't what it used to be. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3342 I am beginning to think there may something to this global warning stuff. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3343 You may get there first, but the oasis is a mirage. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3344 Nope, 'finding dory' still not funny. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3345 When I see Moses again... 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3346 Carpool lane? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3347 Do you think we are taking this Method Acting thing too far, or not far enough? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3348 Actually Steve, I think you're holding it wrong. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3349 If you hit me with that oar one more time, I'll show you 'gently' and 'merrily'! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3350 You're STILL in surge pricing? 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3351 Climate change is near. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3352 Life is anything but a dream with you, Winston. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3353 Even with a Trump win, it may take the rising sea level several months to catch up with you. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3354 I'm not fooled, boy -- I know a mirage when I see one! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3355 I tell you, climate change is real! And stop asking for more bait! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3356 You ran aground? I can barely crawl. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3357 So what if I can't walk on water? 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3358 Just so you know, Climate Change is a myth! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3359 I'm not a mirage! The water - THAT'S the mirage. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3360 Hey,Noah called he said he wants his dingy back. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3361 Sand, sand everywhere, yet not one drop to drink! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3362 Get your mirage out of my way! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3363 Global Warming has really slowed the "'English Channel Swim." 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3364 You'd better be a mirage! 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3365 I don't think we're getting anywhere. Let me row the boat 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3366 Life of pi 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3367 Again, I say No! The religious imagery of The Old Man and the Sea is not autochthonous when evident in the context of Hemingway's earlier works! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3368 What did I tell you ?! See, it was a mirage and not real water! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3369 You wanted a "Ship of the Desert"!! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3370 I told you the GPS doesn't work in the ocean. Now look where it got us! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3371 YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN , THE GUY YOU USED TO MAKE FUN OF. I BELIEVE HIS NAME IS GORE . 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3372 Is this because I wouldn't carpool with you? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3373 Hey, you should always row with the current, never against it 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3374 I still don't get how that mirage was real for one of us 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3375 I lost my water skiis. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3376 Go find your own cliché! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3377 Sure, buddy! No problem! I love yielding! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3378 No, I will not help you row! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3379 Stop calling me Jesus, dude. This is sand. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3380 Row, Row, Row your boat gently while I scream! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3381 Calm deserts don't make for good sailors either John. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3382 I guess you really do get what you pay for. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3383 Some of us care about our emissions, sir. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3384 Moses? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3385 This could be the end of a beautiful friendship. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3386 If life is but a dream, this is a nightmare. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3387 If it weren't for climate change this would make a lot of sense. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3388 It's your turn to push. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3389 So, it's just a mirage, huh? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3390 Gently down what stream? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3391 Ed! Rowing is no longer helping us! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3392 You still want to tell me sea levels are rising? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3393 I can't remember my password! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3394 DAMN ! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3395 Come on, let's trade places. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3396 Where's your rod and reel, Einstein? 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3397 Sir, may I drink from your mirage? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3398 Can't you at least throw me a lifesaver? 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3399 Any more sand in my face, I'm taking over the oars. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3400 Jump in the sand is great 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3401 Swimming in this is no fun either! 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3402 This isn't making the desert great again! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3403 This is exactly why I voted for Trump. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3404 Can you please explain to me how merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is anything but a nightmare? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3405 Do you really have to keep humming that infernal song? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3406 "How about, 'Sand, sand, everywhere, but not a bite to eat'"? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3407 Oh, so this is Uber Desert...? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3408 You climate-change deniers are taking this too far! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3409 You knocked over my mirage! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3410 Why don't we switch for a while. The sand is really hot now. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3411 Chinese hoax? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3412 Out of the whole damn desssert you have to row here? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3413 When's my turn? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3414 Please tell me you're launching, not beaching. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3415 Do I look like I have a dune buggy?! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3416 You do realize that it is my turn to row. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3417 For the last time, stop singing that infernal song! Life is NOT but a dream! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3418 Isn't that cheating? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3419 Can I stop swimming now? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3420 If only this life was but a dream. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3421 Sand, sand everywhere and not a grain to eat 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3422 Well, going upstream without water and two paddles is certainly harder than going upstream without a paddle. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3423 Ok, I get it. My only job was to call 'Land Ho', but you're just being petty now. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3424 The only living things I've encountered are sand sharks. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3425 You seen a gold wristwatch anywhere? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3426 Your optimism is maddening. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3427 Oh, just throw me the damn life preserver. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3428 OK. Now it's your turn to push! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3429 REALLY?? No such thing as global warming you say!! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3430 By any chance do you happen to have an accordion on board? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3431 You could throw me a lifeline, you know. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3432 Well, better than being up this creek without a paddle I guess 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3433 Please tell me you're not a Kardashian. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3434 If I THOUGHT I needed a rescue at sea, I' have HALLUCINATED one, Okay? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3435 Do you think I'll be safe from the sharks? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3436 Need any ballast? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3437 You mind maybe giving me a push, I think I'm stuck on something. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3438 'Sorry, can't take you in. I am already finding rowing hard' 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3439 First class available? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3440 Did anyone tell you that's the hard way? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3441 Row a little faster-I feel a sprint coming on. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3442 Can you not destroy the delicate biological crust. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3443 You think you're so smart. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3444 No matter how hard Gerald begged, Daryl would not let his mouth-breathing companion back in the boat. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3445 I once had your dream of captaining my own ship, but it turn out to be a mirage. You will soon learn that life's a beach. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3446 You need a haircut. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3447 This way is a lot faster, you know, 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3448 Give me a lift. I know where you can a motor cheap. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3449 Is it me or is this entire ocean a mirage? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3450 Have you ever seen a longer beach? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3451 Ok ok, I'll pay the surge pricing just let me in! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3452 The boat's still too heavy. We need to figure a way to row with BOTH of us outside the boat. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3453 Turn around and grab the skis... I just have to keep my knees bent. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3454 Stroke! Stroke! Heatstroke! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3455 You called for a lift? 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3456 We all need water like it or not.. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3457 You can't row here! Didn't you see the buoys? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3458 Moses,you parted the sand, not the sea. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3459 No more fake news! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3460 I thought "a sea of sand" was a metaphor! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3461 Hey, why don't you get your own mirage! 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
3462 Hallelujah. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3463 I've heard that global warming is accelerating but this is ridiculous! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3464 Hey, buddy....Slow No Wake!! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3465 You forgot to bring wine?? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3466 I can't believe the coincidence that we both came to Antarctica years ago to study the controversy of climate change. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3467 no, no, no. You're doing it all wrong 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3468 I'm surprised you didn't bring the fishing rod. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3469 No, I don't know where the nearest lake is. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3470 You left the share lane two dunes ago. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3471 Because I detest mixed metaphors, that's why. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3472 I get it. You don't believe in climate change. But that's not going to bring back the lake. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3473 This is how I usually do it. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3474 ''Hashtag Global Warming” 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3475 Evangelical, Biblical, “True version” of Row v Wade” getting its just deserts. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3476 I'm having heat stroke, and you're not helping. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3477 You said 'water ho' at least an hour ago! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3478 Still plagued by that 'Row the Boat Ashore' earworm, Michael? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3479 Why am I even pushing the boat?! You didn't even believe in Global Warming! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3480 Did you steal that from the mirage?!? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3481 The Aral Sea", you said! "Let's set the record for swimming across the Aral Sea! 1.1481 0.05586 81 74 2 5
3482 Most people call it the Australian Crawl. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3483 Taking this whole 'post-truth' thing a little far, aren't you? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3484 So much for your technology edge. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3485 We can't go on meeting like this. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3486 Sir, could you tell me how much farther to the nearest island? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3487 I've about had it with suffering. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3488 I am hoping you know more about "Mirages" than I do! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3489 See the difference now between flood and ebb tides? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3490 So, what does this prove? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3491 Sun sand and sea you said! Do you See any sea? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3492 Stop being sarcastic and help me find my AirPods. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3493 I guess if you own a boat, you don't need water. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3494 I'm a just a mirage. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3495 Hey, this is the oar-free lane! 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3496 Hey Man, wait up! I've been trying to catch up with you since back at the last mirage! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3497 That's NOT the way we do things here ! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3498 The ocean called... 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3499 I'll signal you from up ahead to start rowing as soon as I see you surrounded by water. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3500 Stop your whining! When the rowing gets tough, the gruff get going! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3501 ...."But he said it was a Chinese hoax!" 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3502 "It's 'gently down the stream.' Not 'sand!' 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3503 Kindly get your rowboat out of my rose garden. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3504 Well, since you were leaving tracks, I knew you were not a mirage. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3505 Yes, Michael, I know what the song says, but if you sing one more round I'll go it alone. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3506 My submarine broke down. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3507 When you said we were going to see 'oasis', I thought you meant the band. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3508 If you think better equipment will win you the futility award, you're wrong. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3509 Aren't you out of your milieu? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3510 I drank all the water. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3511 You'll never make it. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3512 As my hallucination, you are incorporeal. Therefore it makes absolutely no sense to say there isn't room for both of us in your stupid boat. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3513 I told you we're lost! You're asking for directions at the next oasis. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3514 I prefer a Peloton. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3515 You forgot the beer and pizza!? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3516 Forgive me sir, your unbridled optimism has been a drag all along. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3517 No Ralph, I said "see if you can find a camel"! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3518 Let it glide! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3519 Do you have any water? I'm a bit parched. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3520 You are not the mirage I expected to see right now. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3521 Faster, or our graves will never be dug in time. 1.1481 0.05303 81 73 4 4
3522 Stop splashing the mirage! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3523 You're telling me it's still in neutral? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3524 The last eight tenths of a mile is always the toughest. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3525 This time when you come with lunch remember I said "No tomato's" 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3526 Stop feathering your oars! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3527 You've made land, so what's your problem? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3528 Why should I? I going faster than you. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3529 My boat started leaking. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3530 How much farther to Calais? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3531 Not even 3-ounce bottles in a Ziploc bag? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3532 The compass must be somewhere. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3533 Pace me - or I'll never make it to the finish line! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3534 WOW! you are one smart captain. Now we cant get shipwrecked again. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3535 Chinese hoax you say? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3536 You're dreaming. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3537 It's red RIGHT return! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3538 We both could use a life preserver. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3539 Do you really think imagination helps? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3540 Dammit, man, you almost hit me with that thing! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3541 This doesn't feel like dream to me! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3542 Now I drive and you walk. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3543 Hey, this is my cartoon cliché — get your own! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3544 Don't look at me like I'm sushi! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3545 Always a showboat! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3546 I still can't find the dessert!! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3547 I hope we're on the same page with this one, because that looks like the "Twilight Zone" sun. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3548 Just forget about early voting. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3549 How far until the next restroom? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3550 Are you sure this is the best way to train for the 1500m freestyle? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3551 Have you gone mad? It was my turn to row fifteen minutes ago! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3552 Damn millennials! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3553 Hi, I'm Noah. Got room for me and a few other passengers?" 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3554 We are entering a dead zone. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3555 I'm ready to go back to the ocean -- you? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3556 Maybe next time you will believe me when I say it is just a mirage! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3557 Despair sinners, the flood is coming!! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3558 Don't you just love contests? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3559 Hey! When we escaped from the asylum it was agreed that I would do the driving. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3560 I so too can swim!! 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3561 bernie would've won 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3562 Best two out of three? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3563 This is probably a stupid question, but have you seen water anywhere? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3564 Can we make it to the beach? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3565 Would it help if I threw you a life jacket? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3566 I'm not merry, I wish this was a dream, and stop singing that row, row, row your boat song! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3567 Go back! An orange man is heading to the White House and only knows one hundred forty characters! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3568 I will accept your offer for a lift if you can explain that TRUMP sticker on the transom. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3569 I still say my needs are more urgent! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3570 Oh, No! We can't go on. We've hit water! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3571 Hey, I'm walking here! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3572 I fell overboard at the last Mirage! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3573 Can't you play 'anchor' for once? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3574 Michael, it's not a hallelujah moment for me! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3575 A desert island and you choose a boat? Really? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3576 Your catch is ok, but you need to work on the release. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3577 I swear Patrick, not one more stroke. That was my last left contact... 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3578 If I neglect my core, everything else will unravel. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3579 I don't care that the sand still feels a bit loose. I am telling you right now that this is rock bottom. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3580 Don't blame me. It's not my fault you can't swim. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3581 Can we synchronize this a little better, please? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3582 I'd rather be here than on a sinking boat. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3583 Keep rowing. It's only a hoax. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3584 Who said you could row all the time? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3585 Pass any bars with craft beer? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3586 'Row, row, row your boat,' my ass! Keep it to yourself. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3587 You gave up on your Frontier flight too? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3588 Are you sure this how Hemingway got his inspiration? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3589 I used to like water sports . . . when I was younger . . . back before climare change . . . 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3590 Keep rowing! I think I see water. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3591 Dammit man! There are rules to this. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3592 Can you throw me a life jacket already ! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3593 C'mon! It's my turn to row! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3594 excuse me sir, but you are on my tanning spot 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3595 Dammit, man, you almost hit me with that thing! 1.1392 0.05324 79 72 3 4
3596 "Row, row, row your boat!" Let's hope it's "but a dream". 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3597 Connor and his conscience have another heated row. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3598 No thanks. Only carbonated water for me. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3599 Pretty rude to imply water at a time like this... 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3600 Could you spare a bit of sun blocker? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3601 Damn you, Fred, you're beating me even in my own dream 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3602 I never thought global warming would come to this. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3603 It's a fake news hoax! Don't fall for that "life is but a dream" story! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3604 Could you tell me if the Dow has hit 20,000 yet? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3605 Life is but a mirage. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3606 Get your act together, Noah. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3607 I was told not to swim against the current 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3608 Hey, sir! How would you like an opportunity to make seven figures a year without leaving the house? 1.1392 0.05324 79 72 3 4
3609 I can row, even if you are a mirage. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3610 That's not what I meant by ship of the desert. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3611 If you want a ride, you have to row! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3612 I'll trade you dry land for some water. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3613 So this is your ship of the desert? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3614 Spelling matters. This is a desert, not a dessert. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3615 Hooper ya idiot. Starbord! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3616 When's it my turn to row?!! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3617 If you had got here on time, this would have still been an island. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3618 'Join a gym buddy." 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3619 Save water now so we don't look like this in the future. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3620 A lesser known part of the Bible - he begins by crawling. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3621 If I hear you sing "row, row, row your boat" one more time, I'm gonna kill you! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3622 This is one hell of an ending to the audacity of hope! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3623 You can't always get what you want. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3624 I pictured myself in a boat on a river, a river dang it! 1.1392 0.05324 79 72 3 4
3625 How's about stopping at the pedestrian crosswalk? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3626 Theoretically this should be a cause for celebration... 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3627 This is the worst first date ever. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3628 My turn to row. Your turn to troll for sand sharks. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3629 Hey coach, when can I switch from the crawl to the back stroke? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3630 Someday son. This will all be yours. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3631 No worries! It is just a mirage 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3632 I don't feel safe anymore. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3633 Told you my workout was tougher. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3634 I believe we're looking for the same thing, water! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3635 It's your turn to play the alligator Mr. "Fake It Til You Make It!" 1.1392 0.05621 79 73 1 5
3636 You proved your point, now pass me my roller skates. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3637 I think this Global Warming thing might be for real after all! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3638 All this time, you thought we were in a soft drink commercial? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3639 I just need the wind to pickup. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3640 Why can't you remember where you found it? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3641 This is not the way to the sea - I told you to ask for directions! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3642 Seems like this is where we started. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3643 I just don't understand why He'd send a rowboat. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3644 Hey, watch it, you're getting sand in my face! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3645 I don't know about you, but for me these 'guys in the desert' and 'guys stranded on a desert island' cartoons are getting old. 1.1392 0.05324 79 72 3 4
3646 Not one more word about rowing being a better full-body workout, Josh. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3647 Will you slow down! You're stirring up the jelly fish! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3648 My advice...don't stop to think. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3649 Couldn't Moses have waited until I finished the race? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3650 I'm going to pass you. I told you to get an outboard motor. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3651 Did you mail my letter? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3652 I'm preparing for the big flood, it's going to happen anytime now. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3653 Climate change Da Nile, eh? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3654 Okay, I'll keep swimming alongside, but only if you stop shouting land ahoy. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3655 I told you to be careful what you wish for! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3656 You're screwing with my self-esteem, right? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3657 The fact that I can’t swim is hard evidence that you are the mirage, not me. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3658 This isn't an either oar situation—disagreeing in a post-fact world is no reason for us to row. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3659 Don't worry, you said. I have GPS in my head, you said! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3660 I only need a cup, you need a flood. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3661 Could you give me a lift to Hawaii? My timeshare is starting on Monday. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3662 How long have you been lost? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3663 Have a good day! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3664 All I know is that we won't get to the ocean any sooner by NOT rowing 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3665 Beats "pounding" the sand. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3666 Hey, fella, how's that working for ya? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3667 Take it easy...this is MY mirage! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3668 Lazy. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3669 Honeymoon adventure, he tells me. " "It will be fun." "First team to row around the entire planet, he says. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3670 I'm sorry, I only have bitcoin... 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3671 Hey! When is it going to be my turn to row? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3672 Still think climate change is but a dream?! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3673 I know I know… Life is but a dream! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3674 You're in my lane. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3675 Don't stop now. I'm telling you, the climatologists are wrong. The Pacific Ocean is just over the next ridge. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3676 A bit optimistic about finding water aren't you?? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3677 Don't you think you are taking this whole mirage thing a little too far?? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3678 Pretty sure this is NOT the Arabian Sea. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3679 Nearest toilet. About 2,200 miles. You can't miss it. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3680 You can't be right. My GPS says we're in the middle of Lake Minihaha. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3681 No, dagnabbit, I don't know how far it is to shore. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3682 If you really want to know how I got here I'll tell you; I swam. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3683 "No such thing as Global Warming", he says. "2020 is a perfect year to swim across Lake Erie.", he says. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3684 In light of global warming, I am keeping in shape for the flood. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3685 I'm not cheating; you're cheating. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3686 And I thought I was in bad shape. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3687 this is the Sahara not the South sea ,sir 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3688 Whaddya mean, 'I sent my camel to bed'? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3689 Get off my lawn! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3690 Use some common sense, boating season doesn't start until next month! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3691 It is sand. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3692 Well now you've got us up the creek WITH two paddles. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3693 Now, you tell me upgrades are free with the Sapphire Card! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3694 I wouldn't recommend the breast stroke or freestyle either. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3695 No, I'm not bailing you out of this one. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3696 Is this the line for the HOV carpool? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3697 OK, you win...there are no fish anywhere over here! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3698 Forget about it, I''m not falling for your fake news this time! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3699 This is where irrational exhuberance leads! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3700 So who's hallucinating here? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3701 What's this? No life preserver in your mirage? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3702 any water? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3703 For the thousandth time, Lou. You're in DENIAL! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3704 Thanks, Obama! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3705 Can I join your mirage? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3706 Careful, you're disturbing the fish. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3707 I "dig" what you are doing, but where's the WATER? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3708 You got to row all the way from Death Valley...it's my turn now! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3709 If you'd hurry up, we could get to the oasis faster! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3710 On your mark...Get set...Row! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3711 I am NOT anti-technology, but your silicon footprint is KILLING the desert! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3712 I only wanted a little hug. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3713 Hey, you're disturbing all the fish! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3714 Funny ha ha, "Try the sunstroke." 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3715 Hey this is a no passing zone! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3716 "you got the last rental! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3717 I told you not to drink it. Now get back in the boat! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3718 I don't know why I didn't think of that. I'm an excellent swimmer. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3719 You'll die of heat stroke if you keep that up! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3720 Hey, stop edging me off the road. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3721 IF I hear you sing Row, row, row your boat one more time... 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3722 Who would think the sea completely loses its liquidity?! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3723 You gonna offer me a ride oar what? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3724 Why did it have to be a desert, island? 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3725 Hey, share the desert! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3726 Merrily merrily merrily merrily - my life is but a meme. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3727 I am tired of arguing, but you still enjoy a public row, don't you, Fred? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3728 I told you I don't know how to swim. Hand me the oar already. 1.1392 0.05324 79 72 3 4
3729 So where’s all the press you promised? 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3730 Stop sticking your oar in my business! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3731 Oh sure, merrily, merrily row your boat. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3732 And I thought I was in the throws of dementia! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3733 We have to be ready when the big one comes on shore. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3734 When I said we could use "a ship of the desert" this is not what I had in mind. . ." 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3735 Yeah it is one helluva mirage but is it yours or mine? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3736 You chose the luxury package. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3737 I admit you warned me it was going to be slow, but even so, shouldn't we be in China by now?? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3738 Geez, okay, you used to be a professional rower. WE GET IT. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3739 You're not fooling anyone. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3740 Not that ship of the desert! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3741 I ordered a mirage over 3 hours ago 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3742 I’m afraid the Court will overturn Row. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3743 Serves you right for throwing the coxswain overboard! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3744 Call me a pessimist if you want, but life isn’t “but a dream” no matter how many times you sing it. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3745 I think you've sprung a leak. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3746 We were supposed to switch three dunes ago. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3747 I'd consider being your coxswain...but, a comprehensive health insurance policy is non-negotiable. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3748 I could use that bottle of rum 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3749 You're all wet! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3750 Rowed all that way and forgot the life preserver? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3751 If you need help with your canal, I'm your man, I know every inch of this island. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3752 Hey! Stay in your own desert! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3753 Are you texting? We should have reached Calais hours ago. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3754 Does this place have a Stairmaster? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3755 Three days of maddening thirst, scorching heat , and a nincompoop singing "row,row,row your boat". 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3756 Captain! Captain! Man overboard!! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3757 What in hell's name is your secret? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3758 Got any gum? 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3759 You said there wasn't enough room in the lifeboat. But guess what, you weren't too hard to follow! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3760 Row, row, row your boat, my ass. If you hit me in the face one more time with the sand, we're changing places. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3761 I said, 'It's over.' 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3762 I still think we should have just taken the river. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3763 No one rides for free, huh? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3764 The argument over global warning continues. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3765 I absolutely refuse to sing "just one more round" of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" . 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3766 I have to come aboard. This place is teeming with land sharks. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3767 I don't think singing helps, since we don't have a stream and we're not that merry. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3768 Finish your mirage and we'll both feel better! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3769 Hey! This stopped being an hallucination 10 miles ago. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3770 I was wondering the same thing too. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3771 You've been asleep at the wheel again, haven't you? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3772 Are there any other survivers? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3773 Climate change is a bear, isn't it? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3774 Is that a rental? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3775 Last weeks wave knocked me out of my boat. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3776 I've always preferred kayaks. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3777 Cheat!! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3778 Sure, as long as you are willing to row 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3779 Will you relent and abandon ship! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3780 I think I took a wrong turn... 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3781 Hello sailor; would you have a cold glass of juice for a fella? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3782 Can you hear me now? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3783 Got anything stronger than a 15 scented with Bronzer? 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3784 It must have been another mirage. Sorry. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3785 I was worried there for a minute, but things are looking great again. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3786 Optimists always win. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3787 Can I bum a ride my SUV ran out of gas a few miles back. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3788 When are you going to realize this is a mirage? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3789 Can we try another tune? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3790 Very funny, a-hole. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3791 Hey...fuck you Fred! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3792 Hey! How about a "playing through"? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3793 Quit with the merrilys already! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3794 At least I can see that mirage ahead of us. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3795 Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3796 Please, Michael...row the boat ashore. Hallelujah! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3797 Remember, it's my turn when we hit the oasis! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3798 ...but I got a great deal on this oceanfront property in Arizona! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3799 I hate to be a tidal bore, but wait six hours. This is the Bay of Fundy after all! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3800 For the last time! Let me row for awhile. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3801 Your afraid I'll slow you down? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3802 Sir all I asked is for you to rate how your service was. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3803 Oh sure...the Messiah can walk on water, but not hot sand. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3804 The only wet spot is where I just wrote my name in the sand. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3805 OK, OK! I admit it's real, so please stop singing that song! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3806 Didn't you hear me singing hallelujah back at the shore? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3807 Whaddya mean you're looking for dry land?!!! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3808 I'm waiting for a sandstorm 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3809 Spare some change? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3810 I told you! A wadi is a DRY riverbed. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3811 Is there no situation in which you cannot be a hipster? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3812 Don't you think your mirage expectations are a bit unrealistic? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3813 Uber for Sam? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3814 Welcome to Alaska! 1.1392 0.05324 79 72 3 4
3815 Need a lift? It looks like we are both going nowhere. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3816 Hitchhikers can be dangerous and Jason didn't want to take that risk. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3817 Not a rowboat, you idiot. We need a sandpan to get outta here. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3818 TRY A DIFFERENT MIRAGE 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3819 Man, I thought I was seeing mirages. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3820 Last one at the lake is a rotten egg. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3821 Please take me to the Oasis mirage. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3822 How many more times - the tide is out! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3823 I'm not passive aggressive, like *some people*. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3824 Quit rowing our tour guide. It's just a mirage à trois. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3825 Why do you have to be such an idealist? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3826 Yes, I do feel less foolish for believing this was not a mirage. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3827 You probably think that's funny. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3828 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...can I stop singing now? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3829 Excuse me sir, but do you have any water? I've been stranded for days and...wait a minute...did you get that shirt at Macy's? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3830 Having any luck? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3831 That's just great, now you've got me humming Row, Row, Row Your Boat. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3832 I don't think YOU understand what a sandstorm is. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3833 The ad said "Sun and See Sand" not "Sun, Sea and Sand." 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3834 You on surge pricing? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3835 Cheat!! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3836 Life is NOT but a mirage! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3837 You see, I've been through the desert in a boat with no name, it felt good to be out of the the rain. Oh, hello there, can you tell me how far to Marrakech? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3838 Wait till you see MY boat. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3839 Just try me, I rowed crew in college. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3840 Hey, you said you didn't have a boat! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3841 You're crazy if you think I'm going to let you row around in my oasis. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3842 Can you spare an oar for a man who's down on his luck? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3843 This sand is even saltier than the water was. Keep rowing. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3844 If you're not going all the way to Sacramento, I don't want to ride with you. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3845 So we're going this way because the dolphins told us to? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3846 Gently down the stream, Ted--the stream! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3847 And you said he could never win. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3848 Where?? You're between the devil and the deep blue sea. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3849 YOU CAN MAKE IT––with a bailer. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3850 Hey, Uber driver. Can you hear me now? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3851 No! I ordered half pepperoni and half MUSHROOM ! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3852 Dont you think we should have seen a sign by now? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3853 It was only a matter of time before desertification spread to the oceans. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3854 Desert upward dog, dude! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3855 You're an idiot. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3856 More right rudder. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3857 I don't care if Bogart towed the African Queen. The Nazi gunboat is probably gone by now. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3858 Froster, why in the hell are you rowing a road that hasn't been travelled? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3859 Where's the EPA when you really need it? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3860 It doesn't matter. Keep rowing! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3861 This is worse than a mirage 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3862 Blow right past me! I see how you oar. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3863 I'm drowning! Throw me a life jacket! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3864 You promised me a turn rowing at sunrise! You never let me have any fun... 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3865 Do you have any idea what time the Southbound boat will be coming through? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3866 What time does the caravan meet us? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3867 Slow Down! You're stirring up too much wake! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3868 Fool, burning calories for nought. FitBit's never going to catch those strokes. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3869 Outsmarting climate change doesn't mean you've disproved it. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3870 This whole thing has gone far enough now. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3871 Where in God's name did you find that boat? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3872 You fool! Did you not see the size of that mop?! 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3873 No, this is Congressional Ethics. Constitutional Ethics is down there, next to the cliffs. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3874 Desert boat yoga is all the rage! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3875 So now, are you finally convinced, that Water Is Life? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3876 Can you drink the water? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3877 Let me guess, you're an ultra-marathoner? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3878 Always lording your "positivity mindset" hokum over everybody, aren't you, Boggins? 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3879 Well, if it wasn't made of concrete, maybe it would actually be of some use to us. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3880 Merrily ,merrily merrily, merrily life is but a mirage. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3881 I guess he really was a doctor... 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3882 Just give it a minute, we've reached the Bay Of Fundy. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3883 Don't you DARE ask me "What's in your wallet?" one more time. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3884 Are you coming from the lake? - or going towards it? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3885 I asked for UberCamel, dammit! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3886 I left my wallet on the ship. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3887 That mirage was five miles ago. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3888 Last one in is a rotten egg. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3889 Please tell me it's not a land shark! 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3890 Wow, you're not giving up on that mirage, are you? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3891 Stop Jack! If we return to the village now, maybe we can get our cow back. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3892 Is the tide rising or falling? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3893 You don't even know where you're rowing! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3894 So this is your "ship of the desert". Mine is a camel. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3895 You said you needed a navigator. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3896 Tired of Row, Row, Row Your Boat? How about a Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3897 Forget it! I TOLD you that tsunami warning ended ages ago! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3898 I give up. I can't sing 'Row, row, row your boot' any more. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3899 Yeah, me too ... I expected global warming, but not this quickly! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3900 This wasn't my idea of my ship coming in, but for now it will do. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3901 "Have we caught any po'kemons yet"? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3902 Michael...Hallelujah! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3903 With better form you'd be at the mountains by now..... 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3904 Global warming is a Chinese hoax. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3905 yep, safe to to get out, we've definitely run out of sea... 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3906 The glass is half empty. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3907 Darn it! I told you "the crawl" is a swim stroke! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3908 You'll find a mirage at the bottom of the hill. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3909 Fares’ fare—it’s my turn in the boat. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3910 Sorry, only UberBOAT available at the moment... 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3911 Is it easier now? 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3912 Hey pal, could you put me in the direction of the nearest mirage. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3913 Maybe it's a dream, but it's my dream, dammit. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3914 What's your rush Ahab. Moby doesn't play in this sandbox. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3915 I told you you should feather the oars! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3916 Your holier than thou attitude will get you nowhere fast. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3917 Climate Change came early. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3918 You're gonna need a bigger oasis. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3919 I hate to admit it, but we sold our waterfront property too soon. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3920 I've never seen such optimism! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3921 You brought tap! Row back and get the Fiji! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3922 You might as well turn around now; it's only for drinking and camels. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3923 You're still saying this is a hoax by the Chinese? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3924 Please don't leave me ! 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3925 Ahoy! Have you seen the white whale? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3926 I told you when we lost the motor this would be trouble. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3927 I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3928 Why are you having all the fun? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3929 I'm gonna crawl past you on this next dune. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3930 Don't tell me, "Not a grain to sink?" 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3931 "Don't bother, it's just a mirage". 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3932 I said, "59th and Lex, PLEASE!" 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3933 You were right. This isn't a stream. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3934 Oars! Oars! My kingdom for your oars! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3935 I'm waiting for the self-driving model to come out. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3936 Listen, life ain't but a dream. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3937 Can you please stop with the 'sunfish jokes'? 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3938 Pal, this isn't the red sea. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3939 "Icarus"! 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3940 Where in Hell have you been? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3941 Enough! Life is but a nightmare right now and you are not helping. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3942 "Would you please row your ass and that boat outta this lost-in-the-desert cartoon? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3943 Stop saying 'We're not there yet' every time we pass a steer skull! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3944 Joey we aren't in Kansas anymore. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3945 Please! I need a ride 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3946 Who was the guy who told us that crossing the Red Sea would be a cinch? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3947 You row till the next mirage. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3948 I don't care if you were on Harvard crew! Enough is enough! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3949 They're draining the swamp -get aboard! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3950 Aerobically speaking which one of us is burning more calories? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3951 Merrily, life is but a dream. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3952 Sure, it's more efficient. But you won't feel as satisfied. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3953 It may be everywhere, but it's sand. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3954 A glass of water would have improved my mood. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3955 Bob, not funny. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3956 You can run, crawl, or row, but you cannot escape yourself. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3957 What's the worst that could happen? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3958 What are you doing?!?" --- "Winning. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3959 As a coxswain, he was considered a better motivator than navigator. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3960 Again, it's not a mirage. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3961 Can you text me if you find some water? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3962 Concentrate on your stroke, you keep missing water! 1.1299 0.05342 77 71 2 4
3963 You've got to learn to crawl before you can row! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3964 Not a drop to drink?!! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3965 Aren't you supposed to be a mermaid? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3966 So this guy comes into a bar.... 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3967 Yea, climate change is DEFINITELY a conspiracy invented by the Chinese. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3968 Nor any drop to drink here either. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3969 Don't be so dramatic, the tour group is just over there. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3970 I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
3971 I think we're both mirages. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3972 Sure hope God sends you a helicopter next. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3973 They mean camels, you fool! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3974 The one time when Michael rowed his boat ashore with no hallelujah. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3975 I might be skating on thin ice here, but I totally think we overshot the coast! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3976 'Man overboard' doesn't work like that out here. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3977 Do you mind? You're making my saga look ridiculous. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3978 It's my turn to row! 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
3979 Pardon me, is that the new Prius? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3980 It's a long road to Tipperary! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3981 Alright, best two out of three. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3982 The right answer must have been 'C' Camel! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3983 Maybe it's climate change. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3984 No, my name is not Wilson! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3985 I can get off at the next stop. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3986 Wait for it, the plague of locusts is on its way! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3987 Hast seen the white whale? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3988 did you bring sunscreen ? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3989 The app says you were to be 10 minutes ago 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3990 Watch what you are doing! You are getting sand on top of me! 1.1282 0.05276 78 72 2 4
3991 Okay, it's my turn in the boat. You get to sing Row, Row, Row Your Boat now. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3992 At least the taxes are low and it isn't raining! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3993 Cry me a river....cry me a river, I'll cry a river over you 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3994 There's plenty of room! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3995 Maybe you should have reminded me of global warming BEFORE paying for the boat 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3996 Alt-starboard! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3997 Hey, where's your life preserver? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3998 I, your loyal desert coxswain who called out your rowing tempo for 20 days and nights, am now tossed overboard as a reward? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3999 It may be a yacht in the Caribbean to you, but in my mirage this is a Tidy Bowl commercial. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
4000 Drydock? What drydock? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4001 Please mention my situation to Him the next time you go complaining about the size of you ark. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4002 If you'd feather your oars you wouldn't have hit me on the head! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4003 I admire your concern for the environment. and your avoidance of fossil based fuels as a means of propulsion. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4004 Did you buy your map from the president elect too....?? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4005 You could at least throw me a life saver jacket! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4006 OK, but this is MY mirage; you have to get your own. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4007 If you row it, it will come. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
4008 And you're wearing sunblock as well I presume? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4009 You must bring into the ark all two living creatures. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
4010 Thanks for your concern but I prayed and God is going to rescue me. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4011 The optimism is starting to get on my nerves, Jeff. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4012 Let me know if you spot an optometrist. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4013 Enough lifeboats, you said! Chinese hoax, you said! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4014 Didn't you see the stop sign? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4015 C'mon, sing. Row, row, row your boat... 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4016 I told you we should have splurged for the extra oars. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4017 Thanks goodness! Please help me, I want to get out of this island. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4018 We both need water! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4019 Hey, watch what you're doing with that oar! 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
4020 Best Uber ever! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4021 Keep rowing pal. Everyone knows surge pricing is a racket. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
4022 Look, man - I think the time for change has come. You're in a rut. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4023 ...and in the winter I bet you tear up the snow with a #$&* snowmobile! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4024 You heard the Captain! "Women and children first!" 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4025 Climate change! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4026 I'm no genius,but your rowing seems counter productive. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4027 Ocean! Need ocean! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4028 Did no one tell you when you reached shore to stop rowing? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4029 Another false start for the optimist. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4030 Frank, we have this whole ocean to share and somehow you can't stop hitting me with your oar while I'm swimming?! Seriously Frank! The whole ocean.... 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4031 Where'd you put the damn fly rod? I'm hungry. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4032 You wanted a "ship of the desert" not a boat for the desert! 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4033 Are you going to be able to break a fifty dollar bill? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4034 If you are not a mirage, then you must be crazy. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4035 What, you're looking for Al Gore now? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4036 Surely it must be my turn to row now? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4037 STOP ROWING YOUR BOAT. YOU'RE HALLUCINATING. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4038 Sorry, a rising tide does NOT float your boat in the Sahara. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4039 That's what I've been saying! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4040 Help! Help! I'm sinking! 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4041 Just wait. I haven't done a down dog in weeks. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4042 I said "It's Global Warming! Can you hear me now?…" 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4043 You were right, it's much faster by boat 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4044 I'm beginning to think she's not really a Pilates instructor. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4045 This is what happens if you won't stop clinging to outmoded technology! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4046 Pay up, you've hit atoll! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4047 I get it! Been there done that! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4048 I'm going back to the Iron Man Triathlon! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4049 Have you seen a brown tabby running by? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4050 Wait up--Damn it!! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4051 Mirage-shmirage. Your wake's impeding my progress. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4052 No way. No more singing rounds until I get to row. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4053 I'm looking for the line between scepticism and denial. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4054 I prayed for a moat - not a boat! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4055 This is so unfair !!! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4056 Save a drowning man 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4057 I'm beginning to think "amber waves of grain" was a metaphor. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4058 Easy on starboard! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4059 No, I do NOT want to sand ski. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4060 Sorry Bud, you forgot to say "MAY I" 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4061 Please, please let me climb aboard!! I'm not a strong swimmer... but I rowed stroke in the college eight!! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4062 I'm telling you its a mirage! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4063 Yeah.. I guess you could say it's shorter this way. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4064 Wait for me! I can't keep up! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4065 No, this is NOT an 'Amazing Race'! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4066 Water, where's the water; you idiot that's my line 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4067 It's a long way to tippararee, it is a long way to go 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4068 There's a tidal wave coming!! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4069 Fire your 'Land Ho' guy. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4070 Are you sure Donald Trump really won? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4071 Summer Olympics 2052: Gold medal winners for swimming and rowing. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4072 Careful 'bout the sunstroke, son. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4073 Woof Woof, Arf Arf. Now can we trade? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4074 The mirage is a kilometer back" 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4075 I'm taking this up with Uber. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4076 But, her e-mails... 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4077 Find your beach yet? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4078 I SAID second verse! Row, row, row your boat gently up the STREAM! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4079 One if by land, Two if by sea 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4080 Nope. Still no water. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4081 No, I certainly will not sing 'Row, row, row your boat' for you! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4082 You mean to tell me this is not an Olympic sport? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4083 No charge! I can steer you to the next oasis. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4084 Bad news Danny, we hit a sandbar in a dry county. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4085 Noah! You need a bigger boat! 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4086 Sir, with all due respect, especially in the face of climate change, may I suggest that you consider a different event for the opcomcoming Olympics? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4087 Just like political corruption the sand is everywhere. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4088 You get more traction with the dog paddle. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4089 I'm tired of singing "Row-row-row your boat". 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4090 Row row row your boat. Gently down the dune. Merrily merrily merrily. That guy on his knees looks like a goon 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4091 I see we have differing positions on Row v. Crawl. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4092 I'm convinced it's time to rethink this desert isle strategy. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4093 I can see you're NOT going my way. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4094 Obviously, we are not in the came boat. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4095 How far is it back to water? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4096 Life was tough before the invention of the wheel. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4097 At least you have water. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4098 Hey Buddy! This is the all fours lane. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4099 What do you mean we are better off on this deserted island? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4100 You may have been right about paying that docking fee. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4101 For the last time, I'm not gonna sing Row Row Row Your Boat. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4102 What do you mean there's no room in the baot? 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4103 Help! I can't swim. And I'm not so good at crawling either. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4104 This is my second lap. I will be back in about 2 years, then you can jump in. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4105 Going from or to the water? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4106 I joined the yatch club but the dues were too high. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4107 One of us must be seeing a mirage 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4108 Like I said, you really needed a coxswain. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4109 Fine! I'll endorse your Denial skill on LinkedIn. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4110 For the last time, I'm Herb Meriwether not Sancho Panza! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4111 I guess swimming wasn't the answer. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4112 'A vacation on the lake would have been more fun.' 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4113 Why don't you just admit it. When our species first came ashore they must have evolved. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4114 Okay, I'll stop singing, "Row, row, row your boat gently on the sand." 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4115 What the heck are you doing on my land! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4116 You're humming the "things go better with Coke" song again. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4117 I've told you that you splash me with every stroke. STOP IT, oar else! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4118 The last good time in town. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4119 I TOLD you Trump Links was sub par! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4120 I *still* say it's a Chinese hoax, libtard! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4121 Turn right at the next light. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4122 Ok. Pretend water, then. Please! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4123 And this is why rowing is not a popular sport in Juan de Fuca. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4124 Does mirage mean anything to you? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4125 For the last time, no I did not take a boating safety course. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4126 And here people said you couldn't do anything practical with solar energy. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4127 It'll work I tell you;just keep rowing! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4128 You'll never get away with this! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4129 At least you're a metaphor. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4130 I'm not worried about drowning in a flash flood. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4131 I thought you said it was a mirage. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4132 I don't care if it keeps your mind occupied. There is no stream and this is a total nightmare so STOP singing! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4133 But I'm tired of pretending to be a land shark. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4134 Sand, sand everywhere and not a drop to drink. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4135 I think we made a wrong turn. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4136 I think you overshot the shore by a little bit. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4137 Do you ever get the feeling the chickens are watching us? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4138 Enough already with that damn 'Row, Row, Row, My Boat' of yours. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4139 Are you sure we're on the list? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4140 You can't believe it's a good thing to be left high and dry! 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4141 ...You're not Wilson. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4142 How about giving a rest to your "merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream"? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4143 Either you have to stop rowing or I have to get up on my feet and walk. Pick one. PLEASE!!! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4144 I bet you'll remember your water next time Phil. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4145 Hey, dude, can you give me directions to the ocean? I'm a little lost! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4146 I think we'll need a bigger oasis. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4147 I'll die of thirst before I come onboard the HMS Sand For Brains!! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4148 But we're tired, we're poor! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4149 Get outta my way! 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4150 You overestimated Trump's effect on rising sea levels. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4151 Your dolphin impression needs work, I'm still believing in climate change. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4152 Row faster! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4153 Can I join you on your non moving thing? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4154 Well, I just call it wishful thinking. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4155 Enough with your fantasies. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4156 Swimming only in this mirage! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4157 So strange are the ways of paradox... 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4158 this would make a great song in the 80's 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4159 and Mexico will pay for it. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4160 OK but the LAKE was an illusion... 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4161 throw me a walker 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4162 Roe v. Crawl is NOT an important Supreme Court decision. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4163 I warned you not to eat the week-old apricots at the oasis. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4164 Do you think if I dig down far enough we can find water? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4165 Can you row me to my water mirage? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4166 Hey! Hey! Poignancy's all I got. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4167 Water, Ho. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4168 No, you didn't mention Telemundo before. 'English Channel. Spanish channel. What's the difference?!' 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4169 Think I can't do it? Watch this! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4170 Did you read that book about the 1936 rowing team? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4171 Hey Buddy, are you getting any bites in this area? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4172 Let me in and turn the boat around, or sing "Row, row, row your boat" by your damn self. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4173 Do you know which way to the dock ? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4174 It was never the sailor's life for me.... 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4175 I think this story is going to need jazzing up Mr.Columbus. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4176 I told you we needed a water softener! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4177 I think you zigged when you should have zagged. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4178 It's been weeks...I'm begging you...please tell me...why are actresses now called 'actors'? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4179 Son, I told you to be home before midnight! You're grounded! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4180 We flipped an coin and you lost. I'm in the boat, and you swim. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4181 It's also better to starve for an entire week than to eat when there is no food. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4182 Wouldn't it just be easier to wait for the full effect global warming? 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4183 Can I use the restroom on your yacht? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4184 ... But I always knew I wouldn't drown. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4185 Mine was solar powered. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4186 Mind if I float? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4187 Hey, it's my turn to try out the rowing machine. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4188 I told you we made a wrong turn at Albuquerque. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4189 No, I said you should go VOTE. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4190 I was thinking a waterfall and palm trees--not even close. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4191 When you said "I smell water" I didn't realize your sense of smell was that sensitive. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4192 And the winner is.... 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4193 Rock, paper, scissors? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4194 Got port? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4195 Have you no shame? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4196 And you took the sun block too! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4197 HELP! Throw me a life vest, I cant swim! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4198 Well, at least it is smooth sailing. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4199 Help me! I've got sand in my suit. 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
4200 Idiot! You'll get nowhere without me helping you row! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4201 You have no idea how happy my wife is I found you. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4202 I didn't know this is what you had in mind when you told me to walk the plank! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4203 Life's a real beach. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4204 I think I'll skip the "low-impact travel" package next time. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4205 Still sticking to that global warming survival strategy of yours, eh Greg? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4206 Noah, why couldn't you wait for the flood? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4207 I said hard on starboard! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4208 Throw me a lifeline, buddy! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4209 Dude in a dingy in the dirt, sing me a ditty. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4210 I did pay my carbon tax. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4211 You'll never find the oasis going that direction 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4212 Sorry, it's too warm to shiver my timbers. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4213 ...some guy called Moses - apparently its not the first time either... trust me Frank I'll be writing a strongly worded email on Monday. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4214 Hey, quit splashing me with that oar! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4215 No, no Uber. I said I'm up the creek -- send a Jeep. 1.1169 0.05220 77 72 1 4
4216 Just because Jesus could walk on water doesn't mean you can canoe through land. You're not Jesus, Mike. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4217 That wasn't in my Deserts for Dummies. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4218 But you taught me to fish! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4219 Is that you, Jonah? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4220 We will have water soon after January 20th. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4221 Sorry, Pussy's on the next boat 1.1169 0.05220 77 72 1 4
4222 They call this a vacation? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4223 Did you hear me say "oars"? I said "horse" for chrissake. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4224 I'm pleading with you Jack, don't row any further...the tide ain't coming back to this place and Global Warming is real. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4225 Are you thirsty? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4226 No, the Australian Crawl will not be faster! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4227 Water water no where, and nary a drop to drink." "Huh. I was thinking 'O water, water - wherefore art thou water?' But if you prefer Coleridge over the Bard ... 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4228 "Going back to Cuba! Castro's dead, and Trump 'It's ALIVE'! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4229 Let's give the old Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream another go! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4230 It's rough out here. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4231 Hey, you're hogging the boat. It's my turn to row. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4232 I'm thinking the Hare and Tortoise story doesn't work for either of us. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4233 Like I told you before - you do 1 hour and I do 1 hour. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4234 Oh, its just like you to row all this way to mess up my mirage! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4235 And they said we were running out of oil... 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4236 HOW ABOUT A LIFT ? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4237 This is a swimming bay - didn't you see the buoys?! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4238 There's no point in beating on, boat against the sand, borne back ceaselessly into nowhere. You'll die anyways. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4239 Drain the swamp! Now what? And of quo "Drained the swamp! Now what? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4240 Well, for one thing, I can warn you of any icebergs! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4241 San Bernadino? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4242 Check your privilege, buddy. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4243 I know two captains can't be in one boat, but could I just have a ride? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4244 Is my pursuit of water too mundane? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4245 I'm sorry just because your name is Noah doesn't mean that God is going to do a miracle and put water here in the Desert 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4246 Remember when we wanted to be a Navy SEAL? 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
4247 No. I said, if I could have anything right now it would be a sandwich. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4248 What is the difference between a desert and a deserted island? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4249 Please don't splash me! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4250 All day we've faced the barren waste without a taste of pure, clear water! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4251 The waves are really breaking over near the oasis. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4252 Don't be cocky. You don't have any better chance than I do! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4253 Dumb ass doppelgänger. I asked for a dune-buggy, not a row boat! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4254 So I have reached Economy Cruise Line. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4255 Well I'd define it as a lifeboat because I'm dying. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4256 So now it's just a cliche wrapped in a trope wrapped in a mockery. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4257 No thanks, I want someone who's not a career rower. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4258 Watch where you are rowing. I'm doing the American crawl over here. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4259 An ocean of sand is not made from water. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4260 Stop! It's all mirage, in the non-Vegas sense. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4261 You're floating on a mirage, you idiot. 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
4262 No thanks, I'm not got that way. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4263 Now THAT'S how you play Twister. 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
4264 I told you to turn left on 34th Street, not right. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4265 I'm quitting. You know very well this isn't the way a crew team really operates. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4266 I don't know how to tell you this, but we've run out of beach. The ocean's the other way! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4267 Duh,it's not,"rowed through the desert." 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4268 O.K. you're here....now do we pray for rain or a pole shift? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4269 Could you spare a sandwich? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4270 I can't help that I have weak forearms. 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
4271 Where's your turn signal buddy? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4272 I'm in California?! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4273 I don't need your upbeat evaluation. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4274 Are you sure this is the Mediterranean sea? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4275 This end of the mirage is closed to watercraft. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4276 The tide already came and went! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4277 Fancy meeting you here! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4278 I think it's my turn to row now while you search for the Giant Squid. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4279 Keep rowing, we'll have a canal soon. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4280 I know...right! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4281 I don't care what you tweet, Mr. Trump. This is not Lake Erie! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4282 Global warming has nothing to do with this. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4283 At least there's no sharks. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4284 Is this why all the kids are saying "it's lit?" 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4285 No, you did not catch a crab! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4286 So how's this going to make America great again? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4287 We would have been better off leaving the boat behind and just kept waiting on the dock of the bay. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4288 For the last time, this is NOT the way to train for the Olympic Rowing team. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4289 It’s excellent except for leaking sometimes. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4290 What? Have you seen the hot yoga membership costs? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4291 HEY, I was here first, Get you own mirage! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4292 Jeez, how long does it usually take for you to give up on a mirage? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4293 You didn't see the pedestrians only sign on this mirage? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4294 Hey, watch where you're going! It's bad enough that I'm hallucinating you, but you just about hit me with your oar. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4295 I told you to turn the oven off. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4296 So don't give me a ride. You got any idea how much a carpool lane ticket will set you back? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4297 So Mr "Who Once Owned a Boat!" How's that experience working for you NOW! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4298 For the love of all that's holy, "The Secret" doesn't work! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4299 I tell you I am not rowing one more grain until you admit we voted incorrectly! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4300 This is a mirage, right. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4301 OK...this role playing game has gotten way out of hand 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4302 Hey Noah, get lost. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4303 You still don't look like Charlton Heston in Ben Hur. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4304 Nova Scotia, Pop? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4305 Heat prostration is much worse! At least with heat stroke you get a boat and a pair of oars! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4306 Can you tell me what time it is? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4307 Still hoping for another biblical flood Noah-dude? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4308 Hey! Watch it! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4309 Why do they always have to flip the script on us? 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
4310 How much further is the beach? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4311 So where's this oasis you speak about? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4312 No, no, no. We need to go the OTHER way! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4313 Even when I have a sun stroke you have to one up me, huh? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4314 Can you throw me a life preserver there matey! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4315 Hey Throw me a life jacket will you! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4316 Ok I give up. What's just around the next inlet? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4317 what do you mean, you want to talk to your union's representative? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4318 You gotta fake it to make it. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4319 Seems you got heat stroke, mister. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4320 Are we ashore or at sea? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4321 You are on the sand idiot. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4322 Hey! Can't you see you're in a no wake zone? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4323 You're not going to stop and give me a lift? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4324 This mirage crap of yours is really getting old. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4325 Careful. If you touch the boat, you're disqualified. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4326 "- - - -to me, weigh, hey, blow the man down." Now it's your turn to sing. I'll row. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4327 Actually, this IS my first rodeo. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4328 Whadda-ya mean the water bottle is empty? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4329 It's a start but my mirage needs some water in it! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4330 Excuse me, but this is a no passing lane. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4331 Sahara sand, dude, sans beach; it's your singing "row, row, row your boat" without the merrily that's reduced me to a crawl. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4332 Can't you just admit that voting for Nader was a mistake? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4333 Who said this was a dry town 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4334 Ok. I've seen the sun set. We can go home now. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4335 It's called the sunstroke paddle. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4336 I thought *I* was your dreamboat! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4337 Let's switch places, your rowing technique is driving me crazy. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4338 I don't think this route across the channel will catch that current you recommended. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4339 I can't wait for tourist season to be over. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4340 When you said "climate," you should have been more specific. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4341 Hello Noah. My name's Sandy. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4342 hey bro 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
4343 No, it couldn't have been global warming! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4344 Noah, the waters receded some 5000 years ago! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4345 Are you the Tortoise or the Hare? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4346 You tried this rescue last year. It didn't work. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4347 Row row row your boat ... Ok, now you start... (gently down the...) Row row row your boat... 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4348 One day, you'll thank me for this. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4349 I am done with letting God steer. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4350 I think we have to admit to ourselves that rowboating just isn't the same in a post-climate change world. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4351 I was here first! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4352 WE SHOULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL AFTER THE DROUGHT TO PROTEST ROE V WADE 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4353 Yeah.....over a million years ago... 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4354 You'd make better headway with a good cox. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4355 I wish you would stop calling me a landlubber! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4356 Hey, Doofus: "Row, row, row your boat...." 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4357 It can't ALL be a mirage! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4358 As a matter of fact, this is water and I'm crawling on it. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4359 You rowed us off course again! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4360 Sans Sea. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4361 No fair! It's my turn now! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4362 But damn-it if we didn't stand up to China 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4363 I'm not buying into all of that beach body hype 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4364 Are you trying to confuse me? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4365 Hey buddy, can you spare a lift preserver? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4366 Stop means stop! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4367 Life is but a dream, Robert, but you've got to remember to stay in the stream. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4368 Come on Sandy,let me back in. I do like your singing. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4369 That report on the quicker warming of our oceans was way off! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4370 Damn- I forgot my flotation device! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4371 No more rum for you at the next sand bar. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4372 Where were you when I needed you? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4373 When I proposed a real-world legislative model, I didn't think we'd have to demonstrate. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4374 Can you give me a lift? I sprung a leak back a few miles. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4375 My crawl beats your breast stroke any day. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4376 Are you sure you drop the anchor on this side ? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4377 I'll show you how to wish. Give me the monkey's paw! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4378 Are you thirsty? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4379 I suppose tapping sadistic irony for the will to live must feel pretty dandy. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4380 Go back. There are a bunch of those crazy climate change alarmists back there. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4381 You're not a mirage?! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4382 I'm Wade, and you're not out of the desert by a long shot. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4383 I hope this doesn't hurt your feelings but I think crawling is easier than rowing. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4384 I told you it was just a mirage! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4385 Let's make America great again 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4386 I know what he knew. Boy what a genius. Drain the swamp with nukes. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4387 This Carnival Cruise is absolutely NOTHING like I was promised by my Travel Agent. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4388 When are you going to get that it's a mirage? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4389 You're such a tease! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4390 There's no boating allowed in any.of the mirages here. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4391 I'm telling mom you didn' wear a life preserver. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4392 See I told you the sand is hot on this side of the desert too! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4393 I'm sorry. I only ride in taxis. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4394 If I can't pretend it's water than neither can you 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4395 I feel like we've done this before. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4396 Hey dummy, you rowed right into the triathlon course! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4397 Are you sure we weren't supposed to turn left at the road? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4398 Hey Tim, can I ride your pig? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4399 We're going to need a better boat. 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
4400 Toss me the buoy. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4401 Sand, sand everywhere and still no oasis yet. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4402 I'll let them know you want to be buried in the boat. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4403 This is the longest beach on earth! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4404 ...If it's yellow, let it mellow. But not YOU! You just HAD to flush every time. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4405 Now you'll get more "Likes"! 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4406 Tell me again why we are on the row more travailed. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4407 Hey! I'm crawlin' heah, I'm crawlin' heah! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4408 I see you row, row, rowing, but where is the stream? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4409 Quick! I need to buy a bark collar! 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
4410 Thar she blows! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4411 I'm gonna soak up the sun. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4412 Go on yerself, mate! Bergs always appear when ya least expect 'em! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4413 How long have YOU been digging? 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4414 Either way, it's easier than going through TSA, though my agent tried to get me into the easier Cartoon #551. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4415 Easy up! If you don't bury your blades, you'll never get anywhere! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4416 Your Pollyanna-ish optimism is really getting on my nerves. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4417 Don't worry! FiveThirtyEight says it won't hit us! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4418 Lets re-imagine that as a Range Rover for a minute. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4419 What an odd looking fish! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4420 By chance, did you run across any water when you were over there? 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4421 And I say the fact that my camel died does NOT prove the boat is safer. That shark attack was one-in-a-million! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4422 The Nile river is coming in about a mile. You might have more luck there. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4423 For the last time... enough with the ocean route! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4424 Get your damn slow boat out of the fast lane! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4425 Good thing you brought a sandbreaker, Burt 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4426 It's not Michael rowed the boat on shore, you idiot. I'll let you know when I'm finished so you can cover it with sand. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4427 The answer is still NO. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4428 Wow I guess global warming might be real. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4429 Nice dinghy, dingy! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4430 You mean to say that when you saw the ad for Survivor-Dessert Wars, you didn't think it might've been a typo? 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4431 I don't know Harry, why does it seem like you're going faster? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4432 If I'd known there was no water on this planet, I wouldn't have come. What about you? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4433 So, that's what happens when you turn that upside down. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4434 Can I please get a ride to the mountain? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4435 You got the basic economy fare too? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4436 It's all because of you climate change crazies. Say something enough times, it comes true. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4437 Water, water, everywhere? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4438 You know, this is just plain cheating! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4439 Just call me Sancho Panza. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4440 Did you say your name is Noah? 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4441 Are you happy? Now we've missed all of 2016! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4442 That's a tough row to hoe or row! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4443 DAMN – I tossed my water skis hours ago. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4444 C'mon Jerry, it's just s rash. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4445 Get out and swim ahead? Can't you see I forgot my swimming trunks? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4446 Fred, having to listen to your sarcasm is anything but a dream. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4447 Operation Desert Storm has gone on long enough. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4448 Your insistence on singing 'Merrily, merrily, merrily' is worse than the dehydration itself. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4449 Michael, enough! Hallelujah 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4450 Aren't those bananas? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4451 Tell my wife I love her. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4452 Time to deregulate the water industry. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4453 You had to buy the cheap one. 1.0959 0.04843 73 69 1 3
4454 I don't think my holiday weight is the problem. 1.0959 0.04843 73 69 1 3
4455 Watch where you are going! Trying to have a leisurely swim here. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4456 You can row but you cannot glide! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4457 Stay out of my water! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4458 Water--overrated! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4459 It's time for some game theory 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4460 This thing you're in is the worst invention ever! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4461 Never mind!" "You need the water more than I do. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4462 Would you like me to row? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4463 Seen any fish along the way? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4464 I didn't realize a mirage would come true! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4465 Ninety miles and you never looked back.! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4466 Hey Sinbad, it's a no-wake zone; these swells are bad enough. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4467 All I remember is the words "organic" and "freshly squeezed". 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4468 Squee'ek uh'k kk'kkkk squeek eee'eek! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4469 You do realize this river has a sandy bottom. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4470 You have no idea how hard this is on my hands and knees! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4471 A sail boat might be a better choice. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4472 I'm crawling on water?! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4473 I don't want to say I told you, but yes, a mirage! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4474 Make a mirage out of me, it will last longer. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4475 You took the wrong turn too, eh? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4476 Stop. We've made it down the stream. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4477 It's my turn to drive the damn boat! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4478 Nice job Noah. I told you He'd never believe this was an ark. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4479 How they bitten? 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4480 Get back in the boat? are you crazy brother? Channel 12 says nothing but clear skys ahead 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4481 Yes, it's just ahead. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4482 I sense something's wrong 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4483 I don't care how chilly and cold it is ... get the hell back in the water, Michael! 1.0959 0.04843 73 69 1 3
4484 So, Frank, how do you like your Chinese hoax now? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4485 Hey, I told you I needed a ride 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4486 So sorry.You've sprung a leak and its each man for himself! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4487 We need to get on the same page on two levels. Start rowing or start crawling in the same direction. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4488 No, I will not sing along to row, row, row your boat. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4489 I'm washed up! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4490 Networking at burning man has just never be the same after the Trump presidency. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4491 Our mirages seemed to cancel eachother out. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4492 You and Your "Leave Footprints on the sands of time"; I've left mine over the last 10 miles and when is it YOUR turn? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4493 Which math genius thought up this story problem? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4494 Jim, you're hallucinating again! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4495 I told you we have have rented the GPS unit! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4496 I wish it all were a mirage. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4497 Apparently you missed the boathouse by taking the wrong turn at the fork about ten miles back. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4498 Ah, Come on! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4499 keep going. you're making me very thirsty. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4500 I am not paying surge prices. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4501 I'm looking for Noah. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4502 Does the tale of the Tortoise and the Hare give you a clue? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4503 Count to 5,000 this time and then see if it's still there. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4504 Can't swim like the rest of us? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4505 After this we better have a good answer to ¨what was your most challenging situation¨ 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4506 Mechanical advantage!? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4507 I wish I could be more help, but I know these parts better than most, and I can assure you, sir, there is NO Ship Creek. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4508 I said, ICED Latte! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4509 Wait for rain then row to a town to get water. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4510 You better not be heading towards my mirage! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4511 Down the sream, Benny, down the stream. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4512 I could have taken that boat, but going backwards makes me dizzy. 1.0959 0.04843 73 69 1 3
4513 If Harry shows, we will have a perfect round for "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4514 I believe in an all-of-the-above energy solution. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4515 I've had it with your practicing, "The Secret"! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4516 Sorry, I said "I need some water", not "I see the water" 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4517 Hey, Buddy, you got the time? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4518 Slower traffic, stay left! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4519 How come I have to be the volleyball?! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4520 I wonder if that's more comfortable. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4521 Goin' fishin'? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4522 How did we end up here? 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4523 I was just about to build a castle you can build the mote. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4524 I never said I was a great coxswain 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4525 A proactive approach to global warming 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4526 Is it true that the water is really the same on both sides of the boat? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4527 In my next mirage you're going to be gender re-assigned 1.0959 0.04843 73 69 1 3
4528 If you see a crocodile, don't forget to smile!" 1.0959 0.04843 73 69 1 3
4529 Why do I always have to be the one on foot? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4530 ACID STORIES: "We are sitting in your basement, right?" 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4531 My heatstroke is more powerful than yours! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4532 Give me a ride if I tell you alternative lyrics to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"?? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4533 Just wait till we hit water! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4534 If Trump wants to thank Snowden for all his help why doesn't he just ask Putin where he is? 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4535 What do you mean you only take quarters? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4536 Definitely my last polar bear swim. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4537 I think we were supposed to turn 3 dunes ago. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4538 Is the boat rental by the hour? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4539 Leave the Sat Nav at home, he says, It'll be more fun this way, he says! Grrr! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4540 How about a tow? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4541 Aren't you overstepping your authority? We're not at sea anymore. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4542 In a race your heatstoke will beat mine every time. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4543 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4544 Paradoxical intervention? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4545 Your lost? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4546 Yes, time is relative. Suffering is relative, too. But sandbars? Sandbars are not relative. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4547 I am NOT your white whale! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4548 Sorry, I didn't mean "go pound sand" literally! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4549 When I want a comedian, I'll let you know. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4550 So, Noah, what do you have to say now? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4551 Hey, slow down! The vultures can't keep up! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4552 I'm nuts? Stop splashing me with the oars! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4553 "Perhaps you misunderstood when I said :It would be nice to have something "like" water. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4554 These theme park attractions are getting too realistic. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4555 I'll take turns rowing, if you give me a glass of water. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4556 You went wrong at Casablnca 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4557 You're inside, I'm outside, nothing changes. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4558 Hmmmm. I vote we turn around . Cuba 's not looking so bad. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4559 I said in my email, I wanted to be dropped off for DESSERT. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4560 Sand and sand-wiches everywhere. And not a bit to eat! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4561 Got any jelly donuts? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4562 Fine, but next time I'm calling Lyft. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4563 Always look on the bright side of life, bud... 1.0959 0.04843 73 69 1 3
4564 No, I'm not a mirage! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4565 I know you're doing the Crossfit Trials, but this is ridiculous. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4566 Seriously? You surreal estate agent? 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4567 Now I know why mom said "Be carful." 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4568 Hey watch out, there's a river coming up! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4569 C'mon, it's your turn to push! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4570 Man overboard, and all you care about is your Guinness world record and a pint of that infernal stout when we reach Dublin. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4571 What makes you think you'll fit a couple of giraffes in that ark of yours Noah? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4572 Which way are you going podner? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4573 We're really up it WITHOUT a paddle. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4574 Stop giving me the silent treatment! We tried it your way now it's my turn. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4575 No, I don't want to sing another round of 99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall either! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4576 "Moses took care of this a hundred years ago, why won't you stop it already?!? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4577 If you say Hillary in 2020 on more time... 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
4578 Huh, I really thought that would work 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4579 The genie has a serious hearing problem: I wished for a float. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4580 It's "we're going to die", not "were going to die"! 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4581 For Petessake, I'll row 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4582 JERK! You cut me off at the Euphrates! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4583 I know they spit but still they seem more efficient somehow 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4584 Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4585 Yeah I m good... Just trying to get my money's worth. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4586 There is guy, paddling in the sand. He heard someone asking for help. The guy looks like he wants to kill himself. He asks him if he come with him to the ocean. He said yes because he liked helping people. They shared the foods and became friends. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4587 Cast adrift in an open boat,luxury !,l dreamed of an open boat. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4588 And they said the ship could never sink in a desert 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4589 Stop splashing the water! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4590 You're supposed to be skating today. Get with the program! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4591 Oh, pardon me, buddy! I guess SOMEONE isn't using his TURN signal! 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4592 If jobs building the wall pay enough, I'll be in a boat soon too. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4593 Unfortunately, this is Desert Island for the wash-ups. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4594 I don't care if it's working. You're supposed to CRAWL!! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4595 Starvation or proper form, your choice. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4596 Sabulous. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4597 Faster, maybe ... but this is very recognizable! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4598 At least we don't have to deal with bullying waves 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4599 Don't row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Give me a lift to somewhere green. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4600 Chinese hoax? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4601 Muck and meyer sun and sand Ditch the boat, and become man. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4602 I've had it with your singing "Life is but a Dream" even if you are a mirage. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4603 NO, this isn't what they mean by a 'successful sand save,' you idiot! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4604 Soul Cycle classes are full through February, how else can I keep my fitness resolution? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4605 What? It didn't have your name on it. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4606 I told you it was just a mirage! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4607 Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4608 Do you know where the next 2nd Avenue stop is? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4609 Yeah, I gave up my chicken-wire canoe, and there ain't no cowgirl in the sand. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4610 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4611 No, I won't sing in rhyme with you. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4612 Sherlock, admit it was an erroneous deduction! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4613 Do you have any 30 SPF? I packed 15, and it's not quite strong enough. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4614 I KNEW Putin had some dirt on Trump. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4615 Sorry I'm late. Just snuck out of some hole in the wall. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4616 Switch, the wading's killing me. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4617 Yeah I m good... Just trying to get my money's worth. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4618 Trump was so wrong about global warming, but he built a great wall - there must be a gap *somewhere*! How long have you been looking? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4619 "Yes it's a sea . . . a SEA of SAND!!!! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4620 "Stop that singing, you're not rowing, 'gently down the stream'". 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4621 Well, either mine's right or yours is, but both our mirages can't be. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4622 You've been dry heaving for 10 miles. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4623 I don't think that's what they meant. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4624 Can you please stop showing off. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4625 But I don't need a boat. God will save me! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4626 Will you please stop with all the "water" comments? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4627 This alternate reality approach isn't working. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4628 Are you Noah? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4629 I could have done that 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4630 We don't have the part in stock so we'll have to order it--be here in about a week. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4631 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, -life is but a delusion. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4632 Marathon training? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4633 1)Why do I always have to be the one looking out for sand sharks? 2)No I DON'T know how far it is to the nearest oasis. 3)Yes, as a matter of fact, I DO know why you don't get hungry in the desert..... 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4634 hm ok 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4635 We both went the wrong way. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4636 It's a row-hoe. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4637 If there were any water, we would drink it! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4638 Row, row, row, your boat gently down the stream. I guess life isn't such a dream, is it? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4639 There's only one answer. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4640 As I said, 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4641 No, I'm pretty sure I don't have greater than 100ml of liquids in my carry on. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4642 We are having further ESL issues, Václav. I wasn't doing the crawl, I was just crawling. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4643 Don't worry. He has not power. He's been impeached. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4644 This is gonna be some tsunami, eh Fred? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4645 Politics does make strange bedfellows. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4646 If this is a prank, it sucks! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4647 Didn't you read the latest study on climate change? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4648 Dammit, it's my turn to row. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4649 I told you this was a bad idea. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4650 GOD HAS A SLOW DAY (Suggestion: Strange cloud formation in the sky throws a hand-puppet shadow on the Earth. You pick what it is.) 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4651 Don, we need a solution here. Look, it's sand, real sand. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4652 Think of it as silica, not sand. Then the boat will move easier. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4653 I said blue Gatorade not red Powerade! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4654 Knock it off! It's just a mirage. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4655 I knew I should have joined the Navy. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4656 I thought finding water would float "my" boat. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4657 It walks like a duck and talks like a duck. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4658 What? Row, row, row, your boat gently down the sand? You're nuts. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4659 On that deserted island you had a jeep...now this? 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4660 My boat sank yesterday, but I can show you where all the fish are. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4661 Is this payback for my being the critic who argued that Woody Allen's vision was an ironic mirage? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4662 Give me the treasure, or your boat goes down! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4663 Don't complain, if there was water I would be a shark. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4664 ...But I only need about half a gallon 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4665 Sorry, I don't have any cash. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4666 I told you I could outcrawl that lungfish 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4667 Don't get me wrong, I do like the boat. However, you should have wished for a dune buggy! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4668 Finally! You're Al, right? What took you so long? 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4669 It goes "gently down the stream." Where's the stream?? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4670 I called you five minutes ago why aren't you ready? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4671 Tried that already. There's no rowing off this desert island. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4672 I'm done. Rowing a boat in the sand? This is the worst executive retreat ever. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4673 Row, row, row your boat gently down the stre- Oh, wait. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4674 Life Jackets? Why, exactly, do you think that we need life jackets? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4675 Keep spotting, I'm going for another hundred miles. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4676 Not all men 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4677 Sir, this is not a recreational desert. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4678 This Global Warming thing is making a believer out of me! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4679 I thought the English Channel had water in it? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4680 Floor is lava. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4681 Damn it Crusoe, you drank it all again! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4682 You seem up a beach without a paddle. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4683 Get aboard before they drain the swamp 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4684 Which way to the Red Sea? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4685 Am I on the right track here? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4686 I just need a cup of it! 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4687 Get in, you weirdo. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4688 Did I get my FedEx? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4689 You never said anything about it being an ocean of SAND! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4690 You don't happen to have any water skis on board? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4691 IS THIS WORK OR RECREATION ? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4692 No ride?! Fine, then you can't have any of my sand! 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4693 Could you stop exercising and help me dig? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4694 It's *all* a mirage! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4695 Hop on in. I'm headed to the pit of despair, myself. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4696 "I think it's time I switch to the back stroke". 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4697 Hey, where's the nearest....oh, never mind. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4698 You got the wrong size paddles again. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4699 This is NOT a painted sea! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4700 You got any water? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4701 row faster Donald, we're getting nowhere. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4702 Go green, right? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4703 For the last time, I will not agree to disagree. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4704 No - gently down the 'stream', not 'steam' 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4705 "A little something, you know, for the effort"! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4706 Where did you get the water? 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4707 Are we both just hoping for rain? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4708 Turn around and come back! You're exactly the kind of intellect they're looking for in Washington now! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4709 I need some water to live." "I need some water water to get away from you! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4710 Hey, I thought we agreed you'd get a sailboat. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4711 If you are going to row, you could, at least, let me sit 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4712 Ever heard the camel referred to as the ship of the desert? There's a corollary to that. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4713 With all due respect, I can't believe you forgot the damned Evinrude. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4714 What the rest of the US thinks the California drought looks like 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4715 What do you mean, "do I have my ticket for the SEA OF SAND line?" 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4716 It seems that the tides of time are not working in our favor. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4717 I'll row when we get to the mirage. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4718 You cannot handle the inconvenient truth about global warming. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4719 What did you do now! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4720 So who gets lifeboat insurance?! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4721 Fred, hell man, we DO face a common futility! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4722 Isn't it time to walk back the sandbar meme? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4723 I heard this is a good spot for beached whale fishing 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4724 Seriously, you are missing out on so much of what this place has to offer by traveling through so quickly. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4725 Just wait! Trump's gonna repeal that Obama-boat on Day One. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4726 Hey, Newt, are you headed for the river? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4727 My dingy is bigger than yours 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4728 Tell me more about miragefulness. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4729 I am telling you this contraption is for the mythical element water. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4730 Hey Earnhardt, watch where you're going! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4731 Got an extra oar? My Evinrudes flooded! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4732 You're not helping Scott! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4733 No matter how thirsty you get, don't drink the saltwater! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4734 I can't think straight. Can you use your scull to help me? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4735 How much further is it to Pasadena? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4736 My fault, I drank it all. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4737 Lousy Trump. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4738 bernie would've won 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4739 No, I don't think singing "Working on a Chain Gang" would improve my efforts. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4740 Dry enough for ya? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4741 I've got a lot of dirt on you buster. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4742 It's not working! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4743 The CFO says "We need to power through the project". 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4744 One of us is right, God Damn It! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4745 You'd abandon me to the sand? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4746 One more verse of row, row, row your boat and I quit the swim team. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4747 Global warming is a myth created by hombres without a boat. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4748 I told you not to complain. Drowning's better than whatever this is. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4749 I guess we should have paid the water bill... 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4750 this isnt the right place for a boat because there isnt any water 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4751 You're making a mirage look real! 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4752 If you're so sure it's not a mirage, could you give me some water? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4753 STOP singing Row Row Row Your Boat! Open your eyes and smell the coffee! 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4754 Buddy, can you spare a dime? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4755 I guess we do need Algebra. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4756 Mom! Kevin hit me in the head again. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4757 Move on--she chose Pacey. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4758 I take my sun salutations seriously. What's your excuse? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4759 Didn't you learn anything from bringing that knife to the gun fight? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4760 Yes, just up ahead there's a fine stream and a whole merry group singing Row Your Boat. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4761 I told you we should have sprung for the double scull. My turn if that water ahead turns out to be a mirage. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4762 In the future, everything will be great. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4763 It really is all downhill from here now, bud. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4764 What do you mean I don't look like my picture? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4765 How much longer are you going with this mirage thing? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4766 I know you said I was being marooned, but don't you think deserted would be more fitting? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4767 Get your damn boat off of my oyster bed! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4768 This isn't the Hoboken Ferry? 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4769 You wouldn't happen to have an extra beer around? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4770 Got any extra water? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4771 Basically what it feels like when you're low on gas and someone asks for a ride. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4772 Trust me. You won't get very far in that old tub. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4773 I though you said you could "turn the desert into pools of water and the parched ground into flowing springs" 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4774 Give it up already. It wasn't a hoax. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4775 Could you please stop the waves, your splashing sand on me! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4776 Is this what they mean when they say @realDonaldTrump unleashed a twitter storm? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4777 No use rowing, Noah. The sun dried up all the water. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4778 Who says it's better than 'Three Blind Mice'? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4779 You whippersnappers! Always looking for a shortcut. Let me tell you something. In my day ... . 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4780 Are you sure cavemen worked out like this? 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4781 Are you rowing toward that gentle stream? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4782 Parallel Universe, what do physics know? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4783 It's easier to get around here on your hands and knees. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4784 I'll hop in; we'll scull together--or, else, skull separately! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4785 Is this going to Brooklyn? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4786 If you tell me one more time to just be patient, this desert will turn back into an ocean one day I will bop you with that oar. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
4787 Noah, you sure you got that right? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
4788 We'll, perhaps the NAV is wrong! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4789 I want the Sands, I want the Mirage...we have to get into an argument in front of a Jennie who's never been to Vegas! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
4790 What is that face for? This boat will be useful one day. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4791 I was actually looking for an intern. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4792 Your the third row boat that is passing me! Where is the water? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4793 I've been covering your tracks and NOW you tell me to fill in the groove. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4794 Drawings by 14 year old Alejandra Liset Tenorio January 4, 2017 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
4795 Btw it's gently down the stream, not so that I stay clean! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4796 Where's a shark when you need one? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
4797 What do you mean you don't know how to row? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4798 Ah-- we seem to be going in the wrong direction. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4799 Why, oh why, did I say 'Aye'? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4800 You're paying all the rent on the boat from now on. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4801 But the "Come Hell or High Water" app clearly said "life jackets included" ! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4802 Noah's ark was much less climactic following global warming. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4803 Global warming has evaporated everything 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4804 That's one helluva mirage! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4805 There's a lake about a mile from here, but I only drink Fiji water. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4806 Sell-out 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4807 Don't you ever listen? I said "Take the long ROAD home," not "ROW home," not "row"! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4808 That disses the law of physics! 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
4809 The doctor said it wasn't ear wax. Why do you tie your shoes like that? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4810 Arrgh, I just need a wee sip... ye Cap'n, can have all the rest. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4811 I'd rather starve than open a restaurant in your DC hotel! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4812 Be the Jack to my Rose... Please? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4813 and all along i thought finding a bearded man in the desert wearing a dress while clinging to wood could be my oasis. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4814 Mister, you're in the wrong cartoon. Row, Row, Row your boat....indeed! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4815 Looks like you forgot step #2 after 'Drydock.' 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
4816 this just goes to show you that you cannot milk a cow with a monkey wrench 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4817 Is global warming evaporating the rising sea? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4818 Where is the boat. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4819 I told you the crawl stroke was the fastest! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4820 Can I join your Rowing Dryland workout? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4821 You're no Leonardo DiCaprio, get in the boat Ted 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4822 too good to wander the old fashioned way? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4823 You're sure you're not a terrorist, then? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4824 I distinctly saw you do rock, then you changed it to scissors at the last second. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4825 I'm pissed, because I've been following your wake for 2 days, in the wrong direction! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4826 You doofus Michael! 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
4827 We may be taking this resolution too seriously 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4828 It's time to concede the nonexistence of an oasis. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4829 'Anyone can swim the English Channel,' eh? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4830 Just row by on your mirage! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4831 Ahoy Captain, could you accommodate a Quartermaster on board? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4832 Well Bob, if "Performance Art" has no audience, how can this be in the Zeitgeist? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4833 It's just not the same without T-Pain. 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
4834 meh...it's a living.. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4835 Now row back before I lose my mind 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4836 I am not going to stand on the dock waiting for you to return. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4837 If that's Theseus, don't tell him I'm here. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4838 Listen, genius, I've already checked. And clearly, there's no goddamn water or else I wouldn't be here now would I you moron! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4839 Was that boat cheap? Did you buy it on sail? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4840 Hey, is that Trump thing still goin' on? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4841 That lucky old sun has nothing to do but roll around heaven all day! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4842 Hey, no more global warming reality show applicants, that was last week! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4843 I don't care if they call it the Dune Sea! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4844 Get in Loser, we're going shopping. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4845 Do realize there is no water for 50 miles? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4846 I know about your pony, Johnson, but just because there's a lot of sand here, it doesn't mean that there's got to be an ocean. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4847 You too? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4848 It could've been walking on water... 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4849 My turn for back exercise on the rowing machine. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4850 When I said let's head to Silicon Valley, this is not what I had in mind! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4851 You're needed back at the ark. Noah has had a major allergy attack. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4852 Cousin Melvin? Is that you? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4853 "I signed up for the desert island cartoon." (Island is italicized) 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4854 Hey, I was gonna eat that! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4855 Think fate, dude-- we were both christened Sandy. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4856 Well, I'm not doing the backstroke! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4857 What's the point of going faster when you don't have a destination? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4858 You're right. Those pink mustaches were so creepy. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4859 I refuse to spit on your meta hallucination! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4860 I said "The other way, we're leaving - not arriving!" 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4861 I just wanted to to know that I'm vegan. 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
4862 Oops, I think you caught a sand crab. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4863 I thought they were killing Obamacare not the Affordable Care Act! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4864 Might ye spare me a drop o' your bilgewater, matey? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4865 Al, we kept telling everyone climate change is real! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4866 My turn, you boring, lazy, back-paddler. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4867 I thought I saw water. Why aren't you moving? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4868 I told you we should have gone with the motorboat. 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
4869 You have to help yourself before you help others 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4870 I've heard of "ship of the desert" but this is ridiculous! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4871 Dude, I'm beginning to think there never was a honey-hole... 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4872 Stop attracting the sharks. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4873 You're Captain Gilligan, huh? Okay, now things are beginning to make sense. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4874 2057, Nestlé Board of Directors reunion. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4875 Well... at least he was right about that border wall! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4876 Regrettably, notwithstanding the Trump Presidency, we're both screwed. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4877 If you don't eat it, I'll have to throw it away. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4878 Am I hallucinating or is that a boat in the desert? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4879 We're the Trumps! Just like the Manson Family but without the laughs! 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
4880 I'm not a mirage but my leg-room is. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4881 4 diamonds, 4 hearts, 4 spades, 4 No TRUMP! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4882 Stay in the sand if you like. But my New Year's resolution is to stay grounded. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4883 What did you do, man? Did you drink all the water?!! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4884 Its impossible to tell if they're really connected 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4885 "Mama said there'll be days like this. / 'There'll be days like this,' my mama said." [from "Mama Said," by The Shirelles, lyric by Luther Dixon and Willie Denson] 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
4886 "no, I will not sing descant". 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4887 No, I won't be the coxswain of your global warming denial campaign. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4888 Stop rowing! Just get the app for Flood. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4889 It was my great-grandpa's golf ball. Check again. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4890 Row, row, row your boat - I never liked that song. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4891 Its a mirage that you're seeing, are you losing your mind now? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4892 Captain Ahab went the other way! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4893 Christ! What an asshole! 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
4894 you're my spirit animal? what kind of vision quest is this? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4895 That's just like you, boating on a mid-summer's day. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
4896 It was my wife's but I didn't want her to have it in the divorce. I figured I'd stick it to her stern. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4897 Hell's Bells Donald! Stop being such a showboat. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4898 Do you know which direction it is to 2017? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4899 row row row your boat gently up the .... 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4900 Prove you are off the Titanic, sing me 'My heart will go on.' 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4901 Right knee, left knee. Right knee, left knee. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4902 Style isn't everything. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4903 Mock me will you?!!! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4904 Are you sure this is where the ship sank? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4905 Last night I heard a cicada. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4906 We, the New York Rowing Club are the first to actually witness President Trump making The Hudson River Great Again! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4907 It's part of his "narrative." 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4908 It doesn't concern you that one- I'm soaking wet. Two- I'm freezing. And three- I can't swim? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4909 I told you that the boat would be faster. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4910 I told you the Vegas turn not Death Valley,damn it 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4911 Sorry I cannot pick you up! This is only for one person 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4912 You take the high road, and I'll take the low road, and I'll be to the ocean before yee. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4913 Michael, who rowed this boat to shore? Al Eluya? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4914 We should be so lucky that 'life is but a dream'. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4915 Does the Rime of the Ancient Mariner ring a bell? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4916 hi 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4917 I don't know about you, but I'm almost inclined to start dealing again with the traffic rat race to get to work in the morning. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4918 You can't just row row row your boat straight into my dreams! You have to take me out to dinner first. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
4919 Finally, climate change denier fesses up. "Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right, global warming is real." 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4920 Gtg ttyl babes. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4921 Noah, please take me along1 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4922 You’re going to have to excuse Henry, he hasnt been himself. 1.0714 0.04230 70 67 1 2
4923 Thanks for the latitude and longitude, I thought I was dragging the anchor 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4924 No, I don't know how much further it is to San Diego. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4925 I've checked all 4 sir. You don't have a flat tire. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4926 Appointed climate denier to administer EPA-- who would've known? 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4927 Didn't Trump say he could part the waters? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4928 So Dry January hasn't chalked up to the hype for you, either? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4929 Nigel - it's only a week until the Opening Ceremony and I am pretty sure Sir Steven Redgrave never had to train like this! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4930 Row, row, row your boat, gently down my sand! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4931 There's no place like home! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4932 Well it's a little out of your way, but if you could drop me off in Timbuktu you should still be able to make Benghazi by 2019... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4933 Rowing across the ground ain't too profound! I'd call it an "exercise in futility". 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4934 If it fits, it ships. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4935 On Golden hot sand Pond 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4936 Get out of that rowboat and I'll show you how to 'Just roll with the waves!' 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4937 Mama told me not to come! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4938 (Reverse entry) What time do the cows come home? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4939 Told you I should've been your coxswain 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4940 No sea level rise? Are climate deniers right? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4941 This is not what you are looking for. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4942 Watch out for container ships when under the bridge! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4943 What is the difference?? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4944 Go away. You're such a phoney. 1.0597 0.04189 67 65 0 2
4945 If this trip was so dirt-cheap, why didn't it include any dry champagne? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4946 Keep rowing, I've lost my hearing aid battery! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4947 This is now Government property, or haven't you heard! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4948 The nomad said "dig for ore" not "dig with your oars"! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4949 You told me to get to the bottom of this! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4950 Looks like she's shippin' sand. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4951 You're knocking to get anywhere and less you put the blade all the way in. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4952 Climate Change Confusions 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4953 What the f---? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4954 Knicks and Jets off season combine. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4955 Your dune buggy is ruining my new turf 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4956 Which way to the oil patch? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4957 Dory always taught us a valuable lesson to "just keep swimming just keep swimming." 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4958 Please, you've gotta take me home! The last season of Girls premieres next month. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4959 Off on the road to WHERE?? That Bob Hope and Bing Crosby were full of it! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4960 Let's put aside all past lakes. You win. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4961 I bet you and I could use some water. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4962 Having fun on the water, you moron! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4963 I have heard of dry wine but this is ridiculous! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4964 Hast thou seen the white sale? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4965 Does the phrase 'hedonic treadmill' mean anything to you? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4966 So, the ocean didn't meet your expectations either. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4967 Let me back in the friendship, now... This life's a beach! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4968 When we get to the lake, do you mind if I have a sip or two? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4969 So what did you do with all of it, you wise guy, fancy, travel-by-boat snob? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4970 would it have killed you to be rowing in freshwater? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4971 Uber really is great. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4972 This is how you chose to prove to me you found water? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4973 Once more to what lake? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4974 It's either a glitch in the mapping software or a hack. What's your political party? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4975 I crawled through the desert to the hardware store for you to build this! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4976 They sentenced us to sun, sand, and serfdom you fool. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4977 Don't leave me out here - let me help push you to paradise! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4978 But mother said it was OK. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4979 Candygram 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4980 "So that's what Trump looks like without his hair". 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4981 Hey, you! Gt off my clod! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4982 But you SAID I could bring my dog 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4983 any water? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4984 And that's what she said. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4985 Reverse caption contest: the watched pot never boils. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4986 You're heading off course,besides, it's my turn to row. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4987 OMG, You CAN'T even walk in this stuff. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4988 Once that egg hits, start working those oars. This batter is way too lumpy. It needs to be completely incorporated by the end of shift. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4989 There are two types of women in this world: those who I don't like and those who don't like me. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4990 It's not his fault...he was born divisive. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4991 Help me. I don't know how to crawl! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4992 Go ask your father. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4993 How not to douche with a pickle. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4994 Dammit, you always were a rule breaker, Eddie! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4995 To hell with climate change! I want my glass back! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4996 Belonging to the middle-class used to come with a bit...more. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4997 I thought I told you to stay on the submarine! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4998 I broke a paddle a few dunes back; but please don't ask me whether I want a ride! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4999 If being aloof isn't enough, I also live in a penthouse 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5000 You never listen. I told you we should have gotten an Uber. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5001 I'm sorry. There's no room in the Ark. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5002 Did Trump tweet you "Ocean or Desert?" 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5003 Dude, I think those mushrooms we got from that Donald guy with the weird comb-over last Fall went bad. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5004 Row deeper for the taters. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5005 Singing in rounds does not help time pass faster. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5006 For the last time, the anchor hasn't caught on anything. Next time you say it, I'm throwing you overboard. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5007 The rhythm is LUB-LUB-LUB- DUB, not LUB-LUB-DUB-DUB! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5008 Another lap around Sinai doesn't include a boat. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5009 The Strip is back the other way! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5010 NOW GABRIEL! BLOW YOUR HORN! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5011 I know I'm a Bedouin, but I'm telling you this is NOT fun! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5012 Didn't you say - when they go low - we go high...tide? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5013 Bernie oar bust? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5014 Row, row, row your boat, gently down the waterfall. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5015 Listen Joe, we all make do in a drought. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5016 I believe the Red Sea HAS parted! Hop on this is the Slow boat to China, there's room for 2. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5017 Ashore, Michael! To not through. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5018 No wonder we got the car so cheap. It's not a looker at all. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5019 Your back-hand was never worth [shit] a damn. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5020 Would you mind terribly if I join you on skid row ? I promise that I wont gain any weight. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5021 I know, it's a buyers market. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5022 I'm feeling a bit parched. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5023 I only get hired for 'stranded' cartoons, I was typecast for being brilliant in the first one. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5024 Are you from a cliche dimension too? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5025 Anything I can get for you? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5026 If I hear you sign row row your boat one more time, I will #%&&@ 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5027 How was I supposed to know you wanted an erg for Christmas? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5028 ...no Rodney, this was a GOOD vacation idea. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5029 O'er the hills we go 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5030 You were always an Idealist! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5031 That's the cost of doing business 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5032 Sir, I forgot to leave a tip! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5033 We've been paddling inland since Jaws came out. I don't think the issue is the size of our boat! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5034 Don't you listen to him, Dan. He's a devil not a man. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5035 Beware my friend, autonomous canoes are coming to get you too. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5036 Can we start from scratch? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5037 He rationalized it as a productivity enhancer. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5038 I don't do gypsy rowboats! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5039 Jesus, "walking on water!" that's the winner. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5040 Yes, everyone does "hate asking me that." 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5041 Cuba for the next four years? Take me please! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5042 Never saw an orangutan do that. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5043 You promised my sunscreen was oxybenzone-free. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5044 Does your boat have a glass bottom YET? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5045 "How we ever gonna ever get there? Dummy, you are pullin on the left and pushin on the right. 1.0597 0.04189 67 65 0 2
5046 We're out of luck. The mother ship has sunk. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5047 You going to let me in oar what? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5048 I truly don't think that this is what was meant in the song! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5049 Take me ore else 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5050 I can't keep doing this without my yoga. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5051 Oh, you just had to bring your fancy to new boat to our yoga date didn't you. You're 20 minutes late you know. I started without you. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5052 Now we owe them a dinner. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5053 You must not have read my book, "The Voice of Experience" 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5054 It's amazing how they go together! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5055 Why in heaven's name would we ask that question? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5056 The inconvenient truth is; I have no extra change. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5057 Excuse me, you are on my sanddab fishing line. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5058 Next time you're digging the wake for my Instagram. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5059 Again, another perk of perimenopause. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5060 I've got the paddles; the rest are meeting us upstream. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5061 Do think he noticed me? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5062 This is not the same Bikram that was in the brochure 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5063 Send in the clowns! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5064 Your mirage is showing. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5065 Dammit. It's lazy galoots like you who give hipsters a bad name. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5066 That last Pikachu was just a mirage. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5067 Row that boat on over to your own hallucination, jerk. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5068 I'll have what he's having. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5069 King Charles and Camilla sent me to help you row home Mr.Gore. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5070 The Paris Climate Accord really helped things. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5071 Yeah. I've seen the movie "Castaway." And... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5072 Back off. That's my water. I saw it first. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5073 Row, row, row your boat—Life is 'bout a dream? All I've seen is oases. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5074 Facebook. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5075 Now I understand "The Sands of Time" 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5076 I think my QR Code is 54789, can I still board? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5077 I didn't know rowing was a sandlot sport. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5078 I beg you, leave me here. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5079 This is Miami Beach. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5080 Hokusai, shumkusai, it still looks like him 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5081 I told you'd jinx yapping about global warming. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5082 sorry, I guess you didn't get the memo: you can leave people behind now 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5083 In a way, if you think about it, this is a lot like Noah and the Ark. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5084 Why didn't you get bigger oars? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5085 Ready all, Row! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5086 Picked a hot day to be paddling up those hills? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5087 Looks like you're bogged down. We have to dig out the paddles. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5088 "This is our third dry run. We have "This is our third dry run. This thing you call a boat is getting us nowhere fast! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5089 You've row row rowed your boat, not gently over my spleen, When my lawyer contacts you. you'll wish it was a dream. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5090 You must be part of the top one percent. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5091 I really don't think another round of role playing is the best option for getting off this dessert Island. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5092 Sorry, I can't take sand hails. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5093 Of course I would like to see the menu before I order. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5094 Believe me crawling better ! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5095 No, that's never going to be our new normal. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5096 Slow and steady wins the race. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5097 Okay, Mr. Captain Ahab you win, turn the boat around. (Boats name - Pequod 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5098 HEY, WATCH IT THERE,ARE YOU TRYING TO DROWN ME IN YOUR SWELL? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5099 If you've sold out of drinks I'll have to settle for a choc ice. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5100 All this distance from the Titanic, you still won't let me into the boat? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5101 AM I ON THE RIGHT MOVIE SET FOR 'MAN OF LA MANCHA?' 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5102 No, Trump didn't specify WHICH swamp, but YES, I blame you for voting Bernie. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5103 You know, you're damned if you do, and damned if you don't? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5104 Your scuppers are shut! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5105 STOP RIGHT THERE! Don't spoil "Rogue One" for me. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5106 Pay dirt 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5107 Your brilliant visualization is full of sand! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5108 Stop, already! I won't cross your line in the sand. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5109 Oh no. PoseiDon. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5110 There's a vending machine a ways back, but it ain't Evian. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5111 Tsunami Trump is Russian over us! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5112 I'm close to drowning , can I get in the boat now 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5113 What ! Time for another lecture on Climate Science ? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5114 Climate change AMIRITE 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5115 I thought what happened at Eton stays at Eton! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5116 Sure, Moses. Secure some ink for yourself in the Good Book by doing away with the water and then ask for a ride…. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5117 Well, at least we were part of the popular boat. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5118 This is more than just a rip-off tide! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5119 Land sharks do not exist in the real world! What happens in games and TV stays in games and TV! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5120 Thank God for global warming! Thats you being positive." 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5121 .....but, I'll watch for cars. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5122 There she is! 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5123 You're gonna need a bigger boat. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5124 Rock-paper-scissors for the water at the next oasis? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5125 I told you the sea levels weren't rising, Doctor! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5126 This is jacked up!! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5127 Faster! Did I say slow to a crawl? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5128 Trump promised us clean, plentiful water - all we got was a barren desert! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5129 Water, water." "Bud, if I can make do, so can you. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5130 You should really listen to me when I tell you that that is not how to use the oars. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5131 My open desert marathon days are over, Joe. There's no kick left in my crawl. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5132 I don't care that you played for Western Michigan, this is not going to get us out of here. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5133 What do you mean it's 3X! 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5134 Avast Stubb, you've caught a crab! 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5135 Holy mackerel. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5136 This is the Swimming Nationals, not the Rowing Cup! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5137 This road only goes to Boston! What am I gonna do there? 1.0588 0.04128 68 66 0 2
5138 You'd better be a mirage, because if the water is back THAT way. . .! 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5139 Ahoy there! You in training for crew or are you just in denial that the lake has silted up? Make yourself useful and row in an SOS pattern. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5140 Okay, so you're not a mirage ... but for crying out loud! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5141 The app says I'm lost... do you know where that is sir? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5142 You realize you're rowing on a mirage? 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5143 Is that one of them self driving gizmos? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5144 I didn't stand while you were rowing. You started rowing when I was standing. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5145 This must be a bad dream! We look like twins! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5146 You're supposed to paddle the boat in the water, James! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5147 It's your turn to get and push. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5148 You're not fooling anyone, Senator Inhofe! 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5149 Thanks, Hank, but I think I finally reached my saturation point on "Rowing Machine at the Equinox" anecdotes. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5150 Wait 'til your father hears about this! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5151 I need you to capsize. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5152 Hey! That mirage has a "No Boating" sign... 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5153 Who needs water, right? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5154 Lester, let’s rehash; we really did drive the trickle down effect dry. 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5155 NOAA, is that you NOAA? 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5156 Who would've thought it was going to be such a HAIR RAISING experience immigrating into the United States..The President Elect is ROCKING our BOAT & hoping to WAVE goodbye!! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5157 Are you sure the president had tweeted that the concept of global warming was a Chinese hoax, and later even assured us: "I know much about climate change."? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5158 let's reverse "global warming" 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5159 Thanks, but I'm waiting for a hitch to Juneau... 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5160 Damn plastic wave foam! I haven't been able to dig through it to water for days! 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5161 What did I tell you! “Row, row, row your boat Gently down the beach And verily, verily, verily Life becomes a nightmare.” 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5162 It looks like you use more energy using that than crawling... 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5163 I'm more concerned with the tiny hands. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5164 Your twin did not die at birth, Sam! 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5165 You want to hop on THIS? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5166 You and your imagination. What has it got us? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5167 Plan for the desert you want! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5168 I thought crawling was the new trend of 2017. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5169 Down what stream! 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5170 I was expecting the PHOENIX ! 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5171 Must you take my requests so literally? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5172 Sometimes it just feels like you want me around so you can drink my urine. You're like a bottomless urine pit. I need urine too you know. 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5173 You are crazy! Do you not see that there's no water? Master please let me leave, this is so embarrassing to watch. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5174 We failed to check ourselves and now we've wrecked ourselves. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5175 I admire your enthusiasm. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5176 Hey Einstein! Both oars are out of the water! Believe me! It's written in sandskrit! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5177 For God's sake Noah, the rain ended weeks ago and you've already had a tough row to hoe. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5178 Oh my a Presidential welcome! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5179 No, I will not row with you! This is not what they meant by Ship of the Desert! 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5180 I didn't believe you, now I believe you, can you PLEASE give me a lift. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5181 This is not the ocean , it is the great sand sea. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5182 Pom pom earrings are the cat's meow! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5183 Is this the stop for the Staten Island ferry? 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5184 I do not rescue, I am just a distress monitor, yes, you need help! 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5185 You promised utopia! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5186 I never did learn to dance the funky chicken. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5187 Just because the brochure said the boat was 'craft', doesn't mean it's better. 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5188 This is not going to end well, you say? Then you better let me drive! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5189 Don't you see the Menage a Trois? 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5190 I really don't role playing is going to help us here, Jim 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5191 You row best when you are hot and dry, you said 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5192 I was waiting on the other dune for 10 minutes. 5 star rating, huh? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5193 Come aboard, as one plus one counts as boat people. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5194 Are you a member of the sunburn canoe camp? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5195 Strong box, but not a peep from your wheel lock. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5196 AH, OH... IT'S A TEXT FROM ANTHONY WEINER! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5197 That mirage of yours is starting to make me thirsty! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5198 If I had one of those I sure wouldn't need you. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5199 How stupid can you get? Coming all this way and not even bringing a few bottles of water. 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5200 Row-man misology. 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5201 I can't believe you were too cheap to pay extra for an autonomous ride. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5202 I want to row, row, row, your boat. 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
5203 And yet you still claim it's not anthropogenic forcing. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5204 Stop! You passed the UberRow destination hours ago. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5205 I walk on water. Why don't you hire me? 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
5206 ...And that has made all the difference. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
5207 You ready for a new workout plan? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5208 We can be friends. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5209 I told you we'd never find water this way! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5210 what the fuck's the point, yo 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
5211 How long will it take you to drop the anchor? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5212 For the last time, Phillip, rowing your way inland only ruins my sand castles... 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5213 We should have bought stock in Nestles. 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
5214 Why didn't I think of that?!! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5215 Meanwhile, on Desert Island... 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
5216 'See ya doesn't do it for me. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5217 It's row to hoe, not.... 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5218 Step 7: Attach B.S. detector to fallout helmet. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5219 Can we please go ba-" "NO! THE TREASURE'S CLOSE, I FEEL IT 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5220 That was NOT what I had in mind! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5221 I thought you said that no pets were allowed. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5222 My heading? I'm trying to follow some gulls. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5223 cool boat, bitch...NOT! 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
5224 Wanna get some lemonade after the shooting? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5225 When life gets you down you know what you gotta do? Just keep rowing. Just keep rowing. Just keep rowing. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5226 If you're going to parade around, can you at least wear the life vest I bought you? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5227 Jesus...geez...zzz... 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5228 Hey, it's mine time to row! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5229 Yes, I'm shaving my legs. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5230 But I thought that it was a musical! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5231 I miss the shark cage. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5232 Don't you think it's my turn at rolling, for the last twenty miles you been have all of the fun rolling while I had to crawl. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5233 The best cure for a headache 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5234 Are they smiling? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5235 Kevin, I promise you we'll never find a Trichodon trichodon this way! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5236 Trump said that this was the best way to travel. We're excited. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5237 I told you not to row so damn hard. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5238 Don't look so disappointed, but I've known for hours that it's a mirage, and besides that you've made great progress. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5239 Well, this explains the Help Wanted sign. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5240 Nothing has changed! A drill is still a drill until proven otherwise!! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5241 If you ain't a mirage then you're still as useless as I am finding water! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5242 As a point of order, I don't believe you had a quorum to do this. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5243 When Row v. Wade is deserted 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5244 What have you got to lose? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5245 No, I wont stop! Mom said to row until the end 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
5246 what? no discount for the lack of lifejackets? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5247 Parting Ways 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5248 Gently down the mirage. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...Are you ever gonna sing YOUR part? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5249 are you sure we are on right path to the heavens? 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
5250 If you see a crocodile, don't forget to smile!" 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5251 What makes you think that you're better than me? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5252 Did you just call me pushy? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5253 If you follow the path, it will get you to the next dune. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5254 Excuse me, sir, but my throat is a bit dry. Isn't there a subway station that will take me to central city near here? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5255 She said the Electoral College made her do it. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5256 That there's an ATV, and this here's a National Monument, mister! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5257 You say to-may-to, I say ..to-mah-to... 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5258 Now do you believe in global microwaving? 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
5259 This is NOT a good idea for a mannequin challenge! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5260 Are you sure that rains follow the bow? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5261 We have a paddle! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5262 Watch out, Charlie, plane wreck ahead. Are you convinced now that global warming has affected the Sargasso Sea? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5263 P. J. Fleck ???? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5264 Dead last the story of my life. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5265 Don, please take me to Mar-a-Lago! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5266 Pudding? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5267 Row boating is not in the Olympics! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5268 Do you still think Scott Pruitt was a good pick? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5269 This wave will pass 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5270 Henry,I told you before,you have an uncanny sense of DIRECTION! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5271 I can't make room on this wooden structure no matter how much you compare this to the Titanic, Bob. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5272 Mine sprung a leak a ways back. Can I get a ride? Thanks for the offer, but I wouldn't want you to go out of your way. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5273 You to were wrong about global warming? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5274 I don't want to waste your time here, but I'm in a tough spot - could you spare any change? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5275 Water, water nowhere and only sand in sight - I give up! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5276 Well, I happen to think it *is* a race, not a marathon! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5277 Climate change doesn't work like that, Phil. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5278 Hey, Moses." "What's up, Noah? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5279 Some people can't see the forest for the trees. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5280 You’re really washed up, huh?” “I havn’t showered in weeks. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5281 I thought I'd discover enlightenment, instead I found something only slightly better than a job. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5282 Like grains of sand slipping through his fingers, the over-board man grabs for life with little hope of surviving! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5283 What a hack. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5284 And then there were none. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5285 Would you like a sand-wich? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5286 Is this really the most efficient way for getting around? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5287 This is not a beach! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5288 What, if I may ask, are you dune? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5289 This is becoming unacceptable! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5290 I beg, stop peddling, you already reached the land of plenty! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5291 Move over. I'm your clone. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5292 I'm not convinced its a good thing, even if global warming has an upside for you. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5293 I wish I hadn't voted for you! You don't know where we are headed. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5294 Know know know your boat is not one of those amphibians. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5295 Hey! The whole saying is "Crawl before Oar before Sail before Steam"! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5296 Dr. Livingstone, I presume? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5297 Maybe she will quit when the fat lady sings! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5298 Damn it, Bill! The tiger was IN the boat the whole time! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5299 Enough of this ""the desssert Enough of this "the desert is an ocean in which no oar is dipped" stuff already! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5300 Sir, Do you know why I pulled you over?... You are crawling in the passing lane. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5301 Nice shirt, jackass. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5302 I don't know how to do the backstroke! 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
5303 Well, if that doesn't trump all! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5304 Obadaizian sent you? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5305 Dude. Is that a winnowing fan? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5306 Yes it's a very unusual hair-do, coupled with a great pull for attention! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5307 Did someone mention Bernie? 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
5308 Let my people go! ...Form a search party to help me find my contact lens. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5309 OK, I promise, I won't cross it... 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5310 My name is not Fido, and I'm through playing chase the boat! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5311 i am looking for the lost liberal vote....have you seen it..?..have you seen George Clooney..? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
5312 How dare you expedite the romance of the hero's journey! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
5313 You found dory. But I looking for Nemo! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
5314 3 verses of Water come me eye have done nothing for us! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmyefaM98ds 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
5315 I thought it said it was a "Life is but a dream contest, not an Extreme contest." 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
5316 How did you get this? They told me that I could only have a paddle boat. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
5317 That's a tough boat to row That's a tough boat to row! 1 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
5318 That ones good buy my favorite is "life is but a dream". 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
5319 Hold on there! I pulled the plug! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5320 Stop complaining. At least it's not a refrigerator. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5321 When you really want that invite, but he's played you before, so you're like "no thanks, I'll doggy paddle." 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5322 Maybe they meant an oncoming flood of false predictions. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5323 Couldn't you make the water a little wetter? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5324 I was thirsty and you were hogging it! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5325 *takes a deep breath before diving back under* 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5326 Use me according to your desert. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5327 Reverse Caption Contest: "It could be nothing..." 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5328 To everything there is a season. A time to run, a time to reflect. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5329 Is this for real or am I half way to Dover? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5330 I've tried imagining a river that will take us home. It doesn't work. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5331 I said, 'You couldn't water if you fell out of a boat'. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5332 Are you having a heatstroke? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5333 Do you have anything slightly less vibrant ? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5334 No. For the hundredth time I don't want a PFD. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5335 Haven't you heard about global warming? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5336 Tea Party! This is the bigger boat? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5337 And this is just it's commando setting 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5338 When the pizza rolls are done, but the only vehicle you have to get home is a boat. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5339 Wears MY oar? Sure does! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5340 You can stop rowing now. Last week's Trumpstorm is gone. Can't you tell? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5341 Man we have been stranded for so long that you think this sand is water. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5342 Those greenhouse gases took our pleas to reach dry land a little too seriously. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5343 You know more than you think you do. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5344 This "Pineapple Express concept"...issues!...MTA will hate that name. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5345 No wonder,it's convex. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5346 I heard no one in the orchestra 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5347 Tell me again, in this game which card is Trump? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5348 Hey! I want what you're having! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5349 Hey buddy can you spare me an oar? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5350 I said 'race west,' not 'face west!' 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5351 You must be a Trump man! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5352 Hey, it's Jan 4th - just got Jan 2issue THE WALL: Hokusai, . . An Apprentice. I, . . I am The Master! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5353 Let mo on board and I'll show you where the water is 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5354 Drats -- I knew I should have packed my swim trunks for this boating! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5355 Could be worse. We could be in that other line. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5356 When you said you wanted me to crawl like a lap dog I had something else in mind 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5357 Shoot! Double thumb fractures! Certainly complicates a few things... 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5358 Security at the North Pole is really lax. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5359 Let's let the Office of Lifeboat Ethics decide if I climb back in, or keep crawling. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5360 For the last time, the line is 'life is just a dream,' NOT 'life is like a mirage'. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5361 If you're looking for water, I may have some to spare. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5362 There's no room for you in here. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5363 Moron, I said Roseanne! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5364 Braggart 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5365 I won't catch any fish with that attitude! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5366 I thought you said "jump" not "bump" 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5367 Press your oars strong through the sand. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5368 For free, we take. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5369 Why are you leaving, sparkle horse? Burning Man starts again in just 51 weeks! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5370 How many kernels did you lay out?! We're only watching one movie! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5371 Someday, they'll change that. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5372 I'm sorry. I tried everything, but I couldn't get it to make that sound. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5373 Let's be honest, regardless of Zuckerberg, HarvardConnection was a TERRIBLE name! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5374 Do you mind! The courtesy is to holler 'Fore'! Now you've buried my ball! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5375 Where did the toothbrush I packed for you go? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5376 new creations to make our everyday lives better 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5377 A Part / Apart 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5378 I've seen livlier carloads 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5379 Well, at least Henry Hudson eventually got some recognition after taking a stand. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5380 Stop rowing, you'll be soon attacking the cliff! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5381 I ALWAYS WAS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5382 You are rowing in a boat, in a very hot day, that to without me! Let me in! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5383 Bob. Bob! You’re not be on an even keel. I don't want to get in a row with you. I’m just not shore crossing the dessert in a boat is a good idea. C'mon lemme back in oar you'll be sorry! (Note: Italicize keel, row, shore, and oar.) 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5384 It like digging a hole, same concept. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5385 Oh, that's what it means... 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5386 I dunno -- why don't you ask her? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5387 Historically, the line between sand and gravel cannot be distinctly drawn. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5388 It's been hard since the Nobel. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5389 This water wall is even more huge 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5390 If this ain't a tip, if this ain't a tap, don't you be all toenail on me, Mr. Richard Nixon! 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5391 When it is seventeen it is a very good year. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5392 This is Dental. You'll have to go to Proctology for that exam. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5393 I worked so hard to get here, and now you won't drown?! 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5394 If the rocks of Racetrack Playa can do it, so can I. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5395 Lets get America Wet. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5396 I see you didn't receive your Life Manual either." "They sent it to my Hotmail. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5397 Way 'nuff! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5398 The last of the Mohicans. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5399 Ok that does it I am changing my name to Noah 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5400 TOO LATE FOR HAND-OUTS 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5401 Okay, so you must be Rose? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5402 Keep rowing Buddy, remember our blood brother oath - come hill or high water ? well your short straw draw means it's my turn when we hit high water. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5403 There was (ital.) an island here, and I did (ital.) bury your toy caboose! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5404 You're a thin manatee 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5405 Are you telling me you voted for Bernie Sanders because you wanted to start a row? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5406 Not when i am in the shower, please! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5407 Just one more succ.....please.... 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5408 How many times do I have to tell you - Weigh Enough! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5409 I'm sure! There's no such thing as 'GRABOID'S'! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5410 Forget Chevy Chase, give me the water, or I'll 'Fletchin' make you pay. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5411 At last the North Pole 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5412 Praise ye the Lord! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5413 My career guidance counselor has was wrong about this choice. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5414 Like me, you're still rowing against the tide. Haven't you read a paper since November? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5415 Hey Scotty, have you a little EPA change for a sandwedge? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5416 Look, I'm sorry I drove your ATV into the ocean, but this is no time for an argument! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5417 You can't you row in the water? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5418 Gah! It's only making me thirstier for more! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5419 I've always told my kids to be sure to eat all their fruits and vegetables... 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5420 This ain't no river you're cruising! And it's WEDNESDAY afternoon. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5421 I thought it said BOGO not Bozo 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5422 It was only a hour nap! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5423 Well, that was easy I get to pick the vacation next time Aren't you glad we didn't go fishing? Your Facebook status still says single Honey im home! Cmon, give it a try So thats where the remote is Could we get the check 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5424 Wait! Wait! We gotta go back. I forgot the talc! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5425 Where's my filet-o-fish with fries and large lemonade? I already told you, the Pacific's in the OTHER direction! No, no, you are not Ezio Pinza, I am Ezio Pinza... 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5426 I was trying to kill two with one... 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5427 It's a Desert Island! By Golly, I think we're up a tree without a paddle... 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5428 Row, row, row your moat 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5429 And I said it's time for yoga, Gary! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5430 Will we ever find a way through this? It was really so easy to repeal Obamacare. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5431 Are you your brother's keeper? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5432 Say, you look familiar. How long have you had vehicle? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5433 let me chuch your bengis 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5434 No news is good news. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5435 begone....... thot 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5436 I didn't know SHE was coming? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0