Contest #551


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551


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-01-02
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-01-15 (estimated)
Number of captions 4843
Number of responses 583185
Number of participants 33132


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Row v. Wave 1.9812 0.01702 2398 855 733 810
1 We shall overcomb. 1.9285 0.01793 2097 787 673 637
2 Row v. Wave 1.9180 0.01960 1854 742 522 590
3 I don't know what's worse, the undertow or the combover 1.9050 0.01982 1548 551 593 404
4 Don't worry, the polls show it will miss us. 1.9036 0.02854 861 347 250 264
5 Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your right, you’ll see a gift of friendship from the people of France; straight ahead, a gift of friendship from the people of Russia 1.8951 0.02112 1459 559 494 406
6 You've got it all wrong. We're emigrating. 1.8702 0.02246 1194 447 455 292
7 Mayday! We've been hit by a raging tycoon! 1.8696 0.02184 1357 539 456 362
8 To think this started as a Twitter storm. 1.8584 0.02443 1052 415 371 266
9 We shall overcomb. 1.8580 0.02315 1261 528 384 349
10 Did you just say there will be hell toupee? 1.8469 0.02318 1176 475 406 295
11 I'm the perfect storm..the best storm, everybody tells me that. 1.8339 0.02717 879 370 285 224
12 Don't worry --if you're not a 10 it won't touch you. 1.8013 0.02650 901 392 296 213
13 Huge wave, really terrific. But such tiny hands. 1.7822 0.03120 652 293 208 151
14 Unpresidented weather we're having. 1.7701 0.02895 748 340 240 168
15 Attention Everyone! Small hands on deck! 1.7675 0.02943 744 346 225 173
16 All together now! 'Rue, rue, rue your vote . . .' 1.7636 0.03093 719 352 185 182
17 'In retrospect, maybe the Cruz ship was a safer bet.' 1.7550 0.02865 706 312 255 139
18 It's a great wave. The best wave. No wave has ever been better. 1.7368 0.02961 646 290 236 120
19 The scariest part is how shallow it is! 1.7342 0.03164 632 306 188 138
20 Everybody, lean left! 1.7270 0.03186 608 293 188 127
21 Relax ... it's just Alec Baldwin. 1.7074 0.03416 557 286 148 123
22 Don't sweat it -- he switches direction every two seconds. 1.6917 0.03220 519 244 191 84
23 I was expecting a wall. 1.6833 0.04274 341 177 95 69
24 Small hands on deck! 1.6729 0.03717 480 263 111 106
25 Hell AND high water?! 1.6729 0.03574 480 251 135 94
26 Woe, woe, woe your vote... 1.6652 0.03780 457 251 108 98
27 Ha ha ha, good one. Now do Putin riding on a seahorse! 1.6585 0.03506 451 228 149 74
28 There will be hell toupee! 1.6545 0.03749 440 238 116 86
29 Small hands on deck! 1.6478 0.03951 406 225 99 82
30 Something tells me this wave is going to touch us inappropriately. 1.6455 0.03756 426 230 117 79
31 Everyone take a deep breath and hold it for four years! 1.6366 0.03742 410 219 121 70
32 It's a foam over. 1.6281 0.03889 398 221 104 73
33 Thar he bloviates! 1.6250 0.03973 392 222 95 75
34 We're about to experience extreme wetting! 1.6244 0.03940 394 222 98 74
35 Quick! Tweet something to distract him. 1.6231 0.03941 390 219 99 72
36 Have we huddled masses arrived at a bad time? 1.6221 0.03933 389 218 100 71
37 Don't worry. It's only Alec Baldwin. 1.6148 0.03899 379 210 105 64
38 That's a surprise. All the forecasts said we'd be seeing Hillary. 1.6123 0.03639 374 193 133 48
39 I thought "tweeting up a storm" was just a saying. 1.6113 0.03745 373 198 122 53
40 It's OK—we're Russian. 1.6066 0.03996 366 207 96 63
41 Hold on, everyone. Hell AND high water are coming. 1.6033 0.04025 363 207 93 63
42 Oh for heaven's sake, Ruthie, you're seeing him everywhere now. 1.6017 0.03886 359 197 108 54
43 The storm suddenly appeared out of thin hair. 1.6017 0.03925 359 199 104 56
44 Ok stay calm! Take a deep breath and hold it for four years! 1.6017 0.04023 359 204 94 61
45 Whatever you do, don't mention the little hands. 1.6006 0.03974 358 201 99 58
46 Quick - compliment him on something! 1.5954 0.04020 351 199 95 57
47 Quick everyone. Shout out compliments. 1.5949 0.03982 353 199 98 56
48 On second thought, let's yearn to be free somewhere else. 1.5917 0.03993 338 188 100 50
49 Hold on, everyone. We've got hell AND high water coming. 1.5877 0.04067 342 196 91 55
50 It looks just like Alec Baldwin! 1.5870 0.04031 339 192 95 52
51 I knew there'd be hell toupee. 1.5851 0.04366 335 205 64 66
52 Be careful, These waves usually come in gropes. 1.5821 0.03869 335 183 109 43
53 How did we not see this coming? 1.5813 0.04101 332 191 89 52
54 Tycoon season is early this year! 1.5767 0.04117 326 188 88 50
55 Hold on, everyone. We've got hell AND high water coming. 1.5754 0.04105 325 187 89 49
56 But we're trying to leave the country, not enter it. 1.5754 0.04219 325 192 79 54
57 Everybody lean to the right. 1.5749 0.04039 327 186 94 47
58 They're called twitter storms. 1.5741 0.04021 324 183 96 45
59 Wait! We're deplorables. 1.5732 0.04145 328 192 84 52
60 I think I'm about to experience extreme wetting. 1.5728 0.04505 323 204 53 66
61 Looks like you've got a small dinghy, too. 1.5714 0.04461 301 182 66 53
62 And to your right, you'll catch our last glimpse of Lady Liberty for quite some time. 1.5714 0.04183 322 189 82 51
63 On a positive note, it's not a permanent wave. 1.5678 0.04213 317 187 80 50
64 Freak wave, ahead! Hope you all have strong Constitutions. 1.5678 0.04044 317 180 94 43
65 Take a deep breath and hold it for four years. 1.5665 0.04128 316 183 87 46
66 Look, it's Alec Baldwin! 1.5651 0.04353 315 192 68 55
67 Just try to stay calm and look deplorable. 1.5641 0.04019 312 176 96 40
68 Irrefutable evidence the climate has changed. 1.5627 0.04279 311 186 75 50
69 Don't worry, this is almost statistically impossible. 1.5613 0.04142 310 180 86 44
70 They lied. It can get worse. 1.5612 0.04342 294 174 75 45
71 No, I said the weather looked "Alt-right" today. 1.5595 0.04673 252 149 65 38
72 Moby Dickhead! 1.5579 0.04772 285 183 45 57
73 Comboverboard! 1.5574 0.04397 305 187 66 52
74 Yes, we're tired, poor, and huddled. But, actually, we're headed to Canada. 1.5571 0.04402 289 173 71 45
75 Don't panic. Just hold your breath for four years. 1.5559 0.04103 304 175 89 40
76 Unfortunately, garbage from New York sometimes finds its way into the Hudson. 1.5530 0.04256 302 180 77 45
77 Relax. We're not immigrants. We're from the French embassy. We're taking back the statue. 1.5518 0.04393 299 183 67 49
78 I've never seen an anti-immigrant wave like this! 1.5503 0.04168 298 174 84 40
79 I would have preferred a wall. 1.5503 0.04086 298 171 90 37
80 Comboverboard! 1.5488 0.04233 297 176 79 42
81 Hold tight, these tweet-storms are unpredictable.... 1.5488 0.04097 297 171 89 37
82 This wasn't in the forecast until January. 1.5476 0.04043 294 167 93 34
83 Hold on, everything is going to be Alt-Right! 1.5476 0.03956 294 164 99 31
84 It's gonna grab us by the dinghy! 1.5461 0.04306 293 176 74 43
85 Oh for God sake Shirley ... you can't blame EVERYTHING on him! 1.5445 0.04207 292 172 81 39
86 Giant metaphor off the starboard bow! 1.5430 0.04275 291 174 76 41
87 I think we’re screwed. It’s a Category 4 Tweetstorm. 1.5401 0.04405 287 176 67 44
88 So this is what he meant by extreme wetting. 1.5385 0.04445 286 177 64 45
89 Get ready for extreme wetting. 1.5385 0.04635 286 184 50 52
90 It's a tidal weave 1.5371 0.04510 283 177 60 46
91 Technically this is more of a hell AND high water situation! 1.5350 0.04474 286 179 61 46
92 Steer for the mouth! There's nothing behind it but a yuge void! 1.5341 0.04505 279 174 61 44
93 It's gonna be swell. Believe me. 1.5338 0.04394 281 172 68 41
94 Don't worry, it'll comb over. 1.5338 0.04394 281 172 68 41
95 Stop laughing at his tiny whitecaps. It makes him angry. 1.5307 0.04139 277 161 85 31
96 This is what happens when really hot air condenses. 1.5290 0.04545 276 174 58 44
97 Let's hope it's not a permanent wave 1.5273 0.04194 275 162 81 32
98 WRONG. I tweeted Extreme Wetting 1.5255 0.04744 274 180 44 50
99 Like a comb-over troubled water, he will let you down... 1.5255 0.04392 274 168 68 38
100 Nobody saw it coming? 1.5222 0.04535 270 170 59 41
101 Pray it's not a permanant wave. 1.5204 0.04425 269 166 66 37
102 Quick. Show him your tits. 1.5187 0.04500 268 168 61 39
103 Relax! We're trying to get to Canada. 1.5187 0.04211 268 159 79 30
104 Tidal weave! 1.5185 0.04318 270 164 72 34
105 Give it your phone! It needs to tweet! 1.5169 0.04513 267 168 60 39
106 Ladies! Cross your legs! 1.5161 0.04641 248 155 58 35
107 We're gonna need a bigger comb. 1.5152 0.04585 264 168 56 40
108 If you think this storm is making dangerous waves now, wait until it hits the Potomac. 1.5115 0.04543 260 164 59 37
109 Quick! Throw him your iPhones. Once he starts Tweeting, we break for shore. 1.5115 0.04351 262 160 70 32
110 I thought you said the storm would blow over, not comb-over... 1.5107 0.04556 233 141 65 27
111 Hold your breath... For four years. 1.5097 0.04589 259 165 56 38
112 Our choices are clear: row versus wade. 1.5096 0.04658 261 169 51 41
113 #StatueofLiberty message outdated, so sad. 1.5096 0.04689 261 170 49 42
114 We said we'd get there come hell or high water, not both. 1.5078 0.04333 258 157 71 30
115 I vote we take our tired, huddled asses and head for Canada. 1.5078 0.04402 258 159 67 32
116 He’s just not happy unless he’s making waves. 1.5078 0.04436 258 160 65 33
117 I say we paddle to Canada until this whole thing combs over. 1.5039 0.04312 254 154 72 28
118 On second thought, let's row back to Cuba. 1.5039 0.04592 254 162 56 36
119 ACTUALLY, WE'RE LEAVING!!! 1.5039 0.04497 256 161 61 34
120 Oh no! We're being swept under the rug. 1.5021 0.04950 235 155 42 38
121 No doubt this is due to political climate change. 1.5000 0.04499 248 155 62 31
122 Well, the forecasters were wrong. 1.5000 0.04445 252 157 64 31
123 And when you’re a tsunami, they let you do it. You can do anything. 1.4980 0.04572 253 162 56 35
124 Not tired. Not sick. Not poor. I swear! 1.4980 0.04449 249 155 64 30
125 Look, I'm a tremendous wave. Tremendous. And a lot of people are talking about me. A lot of people. 1.4960 0.04374 252 156 67 29
126 I have the best surf. My surf is tremendous. 1.4960 0.04508 250 158 60 32
127 Brace yourselves--looks like a populist wave. 1.4919 0.04223 246 148 75 23
128 What's the worst that could happen? 1.4919 0.04776 246 163 45 38
129 Watch out for the little hands, they can grab your whatever. 1.4919 0.04599 246 158 55 33
130 So, literally caught between the devil and the deep blue sea 1.4919 0.04563 246 157 57 32
131 Don't worry. There's no way he can win. 1.4918 0.04736 244 160 48 36
132 Somehow, winning the popular boat isn't making me feel any safer. 1.4897 0.04531 243 154 59 30
133 Don't worry, it's unpresidented. 1.4855 0.04559 241 154 57 30
134 We're with her. 1.4855 0.04817 241 161 43 37
135 Of course, it's him. Look at the size of his hands. 1.4854 0.04738 239 157 48 34
136 It's The Donald...Duck! 1.4854 0.04812 239 159 44 36
137 It's going to grab us by the dingy! 1.4854 0.04884 239 161 40 38
138 We expected amber waves of grain, not orange waves of pain. 1.4854 0.04775 239 158 46 35
139 Es El Gropo! 1.4854 0.04510 239 151 60 28
140 Huh. There actually is an anti-immigrant wave. 1.4852 0.04538 237 150 59 28
141 So that's what a wave of populism looks like. 1.4833 0.04378 240 149 66 25
142 I liked it better when he just tweeted. 1.4833 0.04648 240 156 52 32
143 Unless you're Mexican, Moslem, African-American, democratic, liberal or female there's nothing to be afraid of. 1.4810 0.04731 237 156 48 33
144 Quick, look less huddled! 1.4807 0.04514 233 147 60 26
145 Actually, we were just leaving. 1.4786 0.04620 234 151 54 29
146 Relax, people. It's only a metaphor. 1.4786 0.04417 234 146 64 24
147 Don’t be alarmed, folks. It’s just a Trump l’oeil” 1.4784 0.04730 232 152 49 31
148 ACTUALLY, WE'RE LEAVING!!! 1.4784 0.04569 232 148 57 27
149 Here comes the extreme wetting! 1.4766 0.04948 235 161 36 38
150 Mayday! Mayday! Small hands on deck. 1.4766 0.04722 235 155 48 32
151 And he’s going to make El Niño pay for it. 1.4764 0.04714 233 153 49 31
152 They're tired. They're poor. They're huddled masses yearning to breathe free. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. 1.4764 0.04675 233 152 51 30
153 Thar he blows! 1.4741 0.04609 232 150 54 28
154 Everyone, quick, stop huddling and look white! 1.4719 0.04783 231 154 45 32
155 It's got small hands but a lot of wind! 1.4716 0.04443 229 144 62 23
156 The American Dream may be dead, but the American Nightmare is alive and well. 1.4716 0.04815 229 153 44 32
157 Pretend we're a basket of deplorables. 1.4716 0.04612 229 148 54 27
158 Relax. The polls show we'll be just fine. 1.4716 0.04528 229 146 58 25
159 Ladies! Watch the hands, not the wave! 1.4716 0.04775 229 152 46 31
160 Oh God - it's the wave of the future! 1.4716 0.04612 229 148 54 27
161 Just wait. He's going to make tsunamis great again. 1.4658 0.04767 219 144 48 27
162 Hold on to your pussies. 1.4649 0.04909 228 156 38 34
163 We should have taken our chances with the wall. 1.4643 0.04557 224 144 56 24
164 Here we go, get ready to hold your breathe for four years. 1.4643 0.04687 224 147 50 27
165 It’s either a sea change or a wave of regret. 1.4643 0.04729 224 148 48 28
166 Don't worry, they say he's more foam than substance. 1.4643 0.04600 224 145 54 25
167 Tired? Poor? Yearning to breathe free? Not sending their best. Sad. 1.4643 0.04687 224 147 50 27
168 He wasn't kidding about "extreme wetting" of immigrants. 1.4622 0.04878 225 153 40 32
169 I told you this river was polluted. 1.4619 0.04829 223 150 43 30
170 But, we're trying to emigrate, not immigrate! 1.4619 0.04701 223 147 49 27
171 Don't worry! Everything is going to be Alt-Right. 1.4612 0.04586 219 141 55 23
172 It's not a wave. It's just a comb-over. 1.4598 0.04599 224 146 53 25
173 All together now, We shall overcomb-o-o-omb. 1.4595 0.04540 222 143 56 23
174 Comb-overboard! Comb-overboard! 1.4595 0.04673 222 146 50 26
175 Start spreading the news, we're leaving today. 1.4595 0.04716 222 147 48 27
176 I am afraid that this is the wave of the future. 1.4591 0.04660 220 144 51 25
177 The Alt-White Caps! 1.4570 0.04731 221 147 47 27
178 Nothing to worry about, folks. Just a media storm. 1.4566 0.04445 219 139 60 20
179 Egads, it's all foam and no substance. 1.4566 0.04675 219 144 50 25
180 We remind our female passengers to keep their privates inside the vessel at all times 1.4566 0.04764 219 146 46 27
181 It's called a 'So Sue Me Nami. 1.4566 0.04398 219 138 62 19
182 Just compliment him and he'll go away. 1.4566 0.04350 219 137 64 18
183 But we’re trying to leave! 1.4562 0.04661 217 142 51 24
184 But we already gave him our tired and poor....they elected him! 1.4550 0.04583 222 145 53 24
185 Oh great... a perfect Twitter storm! 1.4545 0.04703 220 146 48 26
186 Little hands, big mouth … yep we're here. 1.4541 0.04599 218 142 53 23
187 Well, who saw this coming? 1.4541 0.04910 218 149 39 30
188 Now that's climate change. 1.4541 0.04552 218 141 55 22
189 What would Sully do? 1.4541 0.04910 218 149 39 30
190 Which way to Canada? 1.4537 0.04488 216 138 58 20
191 Don't worry; it's only a foam-over. 1.4516 0.04613 217 142 52 23
192 Relax! We're not coming in, we're running away! 1.4512 0.04783 215 144 45 26
193 That couldn't possibly be a permanent wave. 1.4512 0.04644 215 141 51 23
194 Well it's no more unbelievable than him winning the election! 1.4512 0.04783 215 144 45 26
195 That's pretty good! Do Bill Clinton again. 1.4512 0.04691 215 142 49 24
196 Oh no, it’s YUGE. 1.4512 0.04691 215 142 49 24
197 He's going to make drowning great again. 1.4486 0.04752 214 143 46 25
198 I told you the climate has changed! 1.4486 0.04978 214 148 36 30
199 We're fucked. 1.4486 0.04798 214 144 44 26
200 I don't think he gets we're trying to LEAVE America. 1.4486 0.04706 214 142 48 24
201 Honest Mr. Trump, we're not coming in, we're trying to leave! 1.4460 0.04994 213 148 35 30
202 OK, who said small hands on deck? 1.4460 0.04905 213 146 39 28
203 Hold on! We're leaving, not arriving. 1.4455 0.04894 211 144 40 27
204 Don't worry it's Trump l'oeil. 1.4429 0.04956 210 145 37 28
205 We just need to make it over the toupée. 1.4429 0.04769 210 141 45 24
206 Trumpnami! Steer alt right and try to look white and male. 1.4429 0.04863 210 143 41 26
207 You had to go and name the boat "Democracy." 1.4429 0.04623 210 138 51 21
208 I'm just glad Trump is finally reaching out to undecided boaters 1.4402 0.04588 209 137 52 20
209 Amnesty? We're from Jersey! 1.4402 0.04832 209 142 42 25
210 I didn't realize we'd all wind up in the same boat. 1.4396 0.04818 207 140 43 24
211 Thar he blowshard! 1.4396 0.04720 207 138 47 22
212 It ought to blow over in four years. 1.4396 0.04358 207 131 61 15
213 Did the forecast call for blowhard conditions? 1.4396 0.04568 207 135 53 19
214 Maybe it won't be that bad. 1.4396 0.04962 207 143 37 27
215 Après Obama, le déluge. 1.4369 0.04979 206 143 36 27
216 Be calm people, it's only a metaphor. 1.4369 0.04478 206 133 56 17
217 Have no fear, we shall overcomb. 1.4369 0.04685 206 137 48 21
218 Let's wait to see what actually happens. 1.4369 0.04785 206 139 44 23
219 Take a deep breath and hold it for four years. 1.4369 0.04883 206 141 40 25
220 Don't worry, that's just a tycoon, not a typhoon. 1.4369 0.04478 206 133 56 17
221 I think we're in the hair of the storm! 1.4369 0.04634 206 136 50 20
222 Uh oh. The forecasters didn't see this one coming. 1.4369 0.04735 206 138 46 22
223 I told you we should have steered left. 1.4369 0.04582 206 135 52 19
224 And this concludes our tour of the signs of the Apocalypse. 1.4363 0.04967 204 141 37 26
225 If that's the wave of the future, I'm going overboard. 1.4354 0.04635 209 139 49 21
226 Excuse me, do you know the way to America? I think we've gone too far right. 1.4341 0.04800 205 139 43 23
227 This thing'll be catastrophic by the time it reaches Washington. 1.4320 0.04880 206 142 39 25
228 We're gonna need a whiter boat" 1.4320 0.04976 206 144 35 27
229 Fuck. 1.4314 0.05339 204 150 20 34
230 Careful, your next wife is on board! 1.4314 0.04816 204 139 42 23
231 Oh! It's a metaphor! 1.4314 0.04611 204 135 50 19
232 Let's just hope it's not a permanent wave. 1.4314 0.04558 204 134 52 18
233 Anyone else feeling boater's remorse? 1.4307 0.05001 202 141 35 26
234 I still don't trust Hillary. 1.4307 0.04851 202 138 41 23
235 I thought we had until Inauguration Day! 1.4307 0.04696 202 135 47 20
236 Give me your greedy, your rich, Your ambitious masses yearning to cash in. 1.4307 0.04643 202 134 49 19
237 I told it that we're just a group of models from Slovenia! We should be fine. 1.4307 0.04536 202 132 53 17
238 Look out! It's a wave of anti-immigrant resentment! 1.4286 0.04409 203 131 57 15
239 It looks like a tweet storm is brewing. 1.4286 0.04625 203 135 49 19
240 Is this what they mean by extreme wetting? 1.4286 0.04931 203 141 37 25
241 Apparently riding a wave of anti-immigrant sentiment is not just a metaphor. 1.4286 0.04729 203 137 45 21
242 As it turned out, rising sea levels was not the greatest oceanic threat 1.4279 0.04815 201 137 42 22
243 He's saying we should comb over to the dark side. 1.4279 0.04866 201 138 40 23
244 I'm afraid this is a permanent wave! 1.4279 0.04917 201 139 38 24
245 All hands on groins ladies! 1.4250 0.04618 200 133 49 18
246 So this is how we'll get a big, beautiful, forty-foot sea wall. And New Jersey is going to pay for it. 1.4250 0.04831 200 137 41 22
247 Oh, I thought he said he was a *tycoon*. 1.4250 0.04672 200 134 47 19
248 Don't worry. It's only a trump l'oeil. 1.4250 0.04984 200 140 35 25
249 You know that sinking feeling I've been talking about? 1.4250 0.04726 200 135 45 20
250 So much for draining the swamp. 1.4242 0.04705 198 133 46 19
251 Remember-- just hold your breath for 4 years and we should be ok 1.4242 0.04651 198 132 48 18
252 I'm pretty sure it is not a permanent wave. 1.4242 0.04425 198 128 56 14
253 Idiot! We are trying to leave, not enter! 1.4221 0.04577 199 132 50 17
254 Even the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest can't make this funny. 1.4213 0.04935 197 137 37 23
255 "We're trying to EMIGRATE!! EMIGRATE!!.... WITH AN E! 1.4213 0.04829 197 135 41 21
256 Hold on! We're about to shoot the comb over! 1.4213 0.04987 197 138 35 24
257 Show of hands, who wants to go back to Aleppo? 1.4213 0.04882 197 136 39 22
258 It's ok. Just tell him we're beauty pageant contestants. 1.4213 0.04495 197 129 53 15
259 Excuse me, could you point us in the direction of Canada? 1.4192 0.04478 198 130 53 15
260 I hear once we get past the groping, tiny, tidal hands, there is just a lot of hot air. 1.4188 0.04651 191 127 48 16
261 We're having a Hate Wave...a Trumpical Hate Wave! 1.4184 0.04790 196 134 42 20
262 Give me your tired, your poor — I'll deport them. 1.4184 0.05004 196 138 34 24
263 Somehow it's not looking like a wave of optimism. 1.4175 0.04713 194 131 45 18
264 We used to call these waves, but now we call them gropes. 1.4175 0.04540 194 128 51 15
265 Brace yourself, it's another twitter storm 1.4175 0.04770 194 132 43 19
266 Uh oh. I thought 'impending wave of disaster' was just a metaphor. 1.4175 0.04599 194 129 49 16
267 I think that statue is giving him the finger 1.4175 0.04935 194 135 37 22
268 I hope he realizes we're the Goldman Sachs rowing team and not the tired, poor, huddled masses. 1.4175 0.04481 194 127 53 14
269 We're gonna need a whiter boat" 1.4175 0.04825 194 133 41 20
270 Farmer's Almanac predicts four years of storm metaphors. 1.4175 0.04770 194 132 43 19
271 'Not my Tsunami' 1.4175 0.04989 194 136 35 23
272 Whatever you do, don't make fun of his fingers. 1.4175 0.04540 194 128 51 15
273 We'll be fine we're a boatload of deplorables. 1.4175 0.04656 194 130 47 17
274 If we all pull hard to the left, we will get through this. Ready?! 1.4167 0.04572 192 127 50 15
275 Not to worry: In a moment, he'll change his mind. 1.4162 0.04548 197 131 50 16
276 Attention! Attention! Small hands on deck! 1.4145 0.04896 193 134 38 21
277 It's not a tsunami, it's a wave of discontent. 1.4145 0.04896 193 134 38 21
278 But she invited us. 1.4145 0.04841 193 133 40 20
279 New management, folks. Accepting only your rested and rich. 1.4145 0.05217 193 140 26 27
280 Maybe it won't be that bad. 1.4145 0.04785 193 132 42 19
281 No, No, No! We're from Staten Island. 1.4145 0.04728 193 131 44 18
282 Look, the land of the tweet and home of the depraved. 1.4145 0.04785 193 132 42 19
283 It's a good thing Trump doesn't have the reading level necessary for The New Yorker. 1.4145 0.05112 193 138 30 25
284 We call this one the groper 1.4145 0.04613 193 129 48 16
285 I knew about the wall, but no one told me about the permanent wave. 1.4145 0.04494 193 127 52 14
286 Calm down. We're leaving. 1.4145 0.05005 193 136 34 23
287 He's making our oceans great again. 1.4133 0.04785 196 135 41 20
288 We're tired, we're poor, and you're creepy! 1.4133 0.04840 196 136 39 21
289 And this here folks is the Populist Wave of 2016. 1.4115 0.04743 192 131 43 18
290 Clear the comb-over and we're home free. 1.4115 0.04685 192 130 45 17
291 The media said there was no chance this storm would actually hit the U.S. 1.4115 0.04507 192 127 51 14
292 This isn't how I pictured the amber waves. 1.4115 0.04857 192 133 39 20
293 Don't worry, It's just another Twitter storm! 1.4115 0.04627 192 129 47 16
294 Just our luck to arrive on a bad hair day 1.4115 0.04685 192 130 45 17
295 Is it me or does the crest look fake? 1.4105 0.04836 190 131 40 19
296 This is not the wave of the future I was expecting. 1.4105 0.04719 190 129 44 17
297 Thar he blows! 1.4105 0.04778 190 130 42 18
298 We're tired, poor, and yearning for impeachment. 1.4105 0.05006 190 134 34 22
299 Watch out ladies, here comes another grabber wave. 1.4105 0.04778 190 130 42 18
300 This rising tide lifts only yachts. 1.4105 0.04660 190 128 46 16
301 Hold on to your pussies. 1.4105 0.05170 190 137 28 25
302 Which one of you made fun of his wave? 1.4105 0.04836 190 131 40 19
303 This doesn't look like a passing storm to me. 1.4074 0.04674 189 128 45 16
304 Is that a permanent wave? 1.4074 0.04552 189 126 49 14
305 Don't panic; it's the Statue of Liberty he's after. 1.4074 0.04614 189 127 47 15
306 More than half of us wanted the other wave. 1.4074 0.04793 189 130 41 18
307 Hang on everyone, it's a rogue weave!! 1.4074 0.04793 189 130 41 18
308 Don't worry - you can't take him literally. 1.4074 0.04966 189 133 35 21
309 H-u-u-g-e ! 1.4074 0.04851 189 131 39 19
310 Maybe we should come back in four years. 1.4074 0.04490 189 125 51 13
311 I would have been happier with a wall 1.4074 0.04909 189 132 37 20
312 And the cast of 'Hamilton' set out for a three-hour tour. 1.4074 0.04909 189 132 37 20
313 No one saw this coming. 1.4074 0.04966 189 133 35 21
314 Let's just give it a chance...what's the worst that could happen? 1.4074 0.04966 189 133 35 21
315 Don't worry. It's only a tweet storm. 1.4064 0.04647 187 126 46 15
316 Look, a wave of nausea. 1.4062 0.04680 192 131 44 17
317 Hey--it's Alec Baldwin! 1.4053 0.04888 190 133 37 20
318 Just keep rowing, it's just a tiny-handed blowhard. 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
319 Looks like someone's Twitter feed is down. 1.4043 0.04925 188 132 36 20
320 He's saying, "Give me your rested, your well-fed, your rich, yearning to breathe really terrific things." 1.4032 0.04904 186 130 37 19
321 You may be able to stop people coming in, but you can't keep us from leaving. 1.4032 0.04904 186 130 37 19
322 Don't worry. It's just Alec Baldwin having some fun. 1.4032 0.04904 186 130 37 19
323 It's the imperfect storm. 1.4032 0.04535 186 124 49 13
324 We're tired, we're poor, we're yearning to breathe free. What could go wrong? 1.4032 0.05303 186 137 23 26
325 I told you it was a permanent wave. 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
326 Everything reminds me of him. 1.4032 0.04535 186 124 49 13
327 Tell it we're emigrating, not immigrating. 1.4032 0.04845 186 129 39 18
328 It's a populist wave. 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
329 Somehow trying to see the humor in it is only makes it worse. 1.4032 0.04661 186 126 45 15
330 Careful - these's waves can grab you by the dingy. 1.4032 0.04723 186 127 43 16
331 Hold On! This is when it usually reverses direction. 1.4032 0.04845 186 129 39 18
332 You're right, it's nothing but sound and fury, signifying nothing. 1.4000 0.04799 185 128 40 17
333 This is where they drained the swamp. 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
334 He's delivering on his promise to make waves 1.4000 0.04675 185 126 44 15
335 They should have never taken away his Twitter account. 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
336 Careful ladies! This tidal wave likes to grab. 1.4000 0.04860 185 129 38 18
337 Just scream 'Debt Collectors" and watch it back off 1.4000 0.04799 185 128 40 17
338 It's just the overflow from draining the swamp. 1.3989 0.04514 183 122 49 12
339 Of course that’s him. Look at the tiny hands. 1.3967 0.04996 184 131 33 20
340 I know waves, I have the best waves. 1.3967 0.04625 184 125 45 14
341 Looks like they built a squall. 1.3956 0.04594 182 123 46 13
342 Don't worry it's Trump l'oeil. 1.3956 0.05095 182 131 30 21
343 That's the wave of anti-immigration sentiment. 1.3956 0.04724 182 125 42 15
344 From a distance it looked like a welcome mat. 1.3956 0.04851 182 127 38 17
345 Don't worry, we'll be fine. Look at the size of those hands! 1.3956 0.05095 182 131 30 21
346 We're gonna need a bigger boat...and really big comb. 1.3956 0.05095 182 131 30 21
347 People told us we might run into waves of anti-immigrant sentiment. 1.3956 0.04527 182 122 48 12
348 I've got models aboard. 1.3956 0.04851 182 127 38 17
349 You Don't Understand! We Want to Leave! 1.3956 0.04974 182 129 34 19
350 The waves are often biggest where it's shallow. Hang on! 1.3956 0.04724 182 125 42 15
351 I really though "tweet-storm" was just a figure of speech. 1.3934 0.04639 183 125 44 14
352 Watch out below deck, ladies. 1.3923 0.05052 181 130 31 20
353 Gosh, we thought we had until January 20th to escape! 1.3923 0.04866 181 127 37 17
354 It's him! I'd recognize those tiny hands anywhere. 1.3923 0.04929 181 128 35 18
355 Such a nasty wave. 1.3923 0.04607 181 123 45 13
356 So do we take this seriously or literally? 1.3923 0.04991 181 129 33 19
357 Now hear this....small hands on deck ! 1.3923 0.04673 181 124 43 14
358 Everyone, compliment the wave. 1.3923 0.04673 181 124 43 14
359 Quick, tell it we're with Goldman Sachs! 1.3923 0.04738 181 125 41 15
360 We probably should've seen this coming. 1.3923 0.04803 181 126 39 16
361 Hey--it's Alec Baldwin! 1.3923 0.04991 181 129 33 19
362 Not a wave, just a comb-over, folks 1.3923 0.04929 181 128 35 18
363 The good news is that we're all in the same boat.... 1.3923 0.04673 181 124 43 14
364 But the forecast on Fox News promised smooth sailing! 1.3923 0.04803 181 126 39 16
365 Small hands, but big mouth. 1.3923 0.05112 181 131 29 21
366 Tweet me Ishmail. 1.3923 0.05112 181 131 29 21
367 Rogue wave from the right! 1.3923 0.04673 181 124 43 14
368 Give me your wealthy, your entitled. 1.3923 0.04673 181 124 43 14
369 The polls say we have nothing to worry about. 1.3923 0.04738 181 125 41 15
370 Relax, we're Canadians. 1.3923 0.04803 181 126 39 16
371 The election was not won by a landslide... just a tidal bore. 1.3923 0.04929 181 128 35 18
372 It's just a bad foam-over... 1.3923 0.04673 181 124 43 14
373 Wow ... he really DOES have tiny hands! 1.3913 0.05049 184 133 30 21
374 Careful, it's moving further right. 1.3889 0.04945 180 128 34 18
375 Just imagine when it hits Washington 1.3889 0.04620 180 123 44 13
376 I thought he said "extreme vetting !" 1.3889 0.04818 180 126 38 16
377 Boy, the tides sure are turning. 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
378 There's only one way it'll spare us... hoist the Russian flag! 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
379 Okay, I guess the tired and the poor get off here, now. 1.3876 0.05047 178 128 31 19
380 ,,,your huddled masses yearning to breathe free? Sad. 1.3876 0.05047 178 128 31 19
381 Huddle, masses! 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
382 Maybe they should change it to 'Come hell AND high water'! 1.3842 0.04870 177 125 36 16
383 don't worry - the storm will soon comb over! 1.3842 0.04870 177 125 36 16
384 Wow... What tiny little hands... 1.3833 0.05123 180 132 27 21
385 Many hands - All tiny. Sad! 1.3812 0.04915 181 130 33 18
386 ...the land of the free and the comb-over wave 1.3812 0.04977 181 131 31 19
387 Don't worry -- it's just a hoax invented by the Chinese! 1.3807 0.05080 176 128 29 19
388 Looks like Trump has tweeted up another storm!! 1.3807 0.04818 176 124 37 15
389 Hold onto your pussies; it's a big one! 1.3807 0.05080 176 128 29 19
390 Oh no! It's an entidaled wave! 1.3807 0.04885 176 125 35 16
391 Prepare for swamping! 1.3807 0.05390 176 133 19 24
392 On second thought, we're not THAT yearning. 1.3793 0.04787 174 122 38 14
393 Keep paddling and whatever you do, don't mention the tiny hands! 1.3793 0.04990 174 125 32 17
394 Let' make rowing great again! 1.3793 0.04787 174 122 38 14
395 Alright. Who tweeted?! 1.3793 0.04717 174 121 40 13
396 That's quite a feat, considering he doesn't know the meaning of the word anthropomorphic. 1.3779 0.05031 172 124 31 17
397 Does anyone speak Russian? 1.3757 0.04512 173 118 45 10
398 It's HUUUUUUUUGE! 1.3757 0.04801 173 122 37 14
399 Hold on everyone, this is gonna be HUGE! 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
400 It's a tweetstorm! 1.3757 0.04939 173 124 33 16
401 Don't worry. It's just over-compensating for its tiny hands. 1.3757 0.04939 173 124 33 16
402 Small hands, big mouth, comb over: we can ride this one out. 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
403 Like we need reminding why we're all leaving 1.3757 0.05006 173 125 31 17
404 Wasn't the apocalypse scheduled for January 20th? 1.3757 0.04939 173 124 33 16
405 I thought he was going to build a wall. 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
406 Wait, wait, we're all related to your next wife! 1.3750 0.04877 176 126 34 16
407 So much for draining the swamp. 1.3736 0.04982 174 126 31 17
408 Stay calm, it's only a Twitter rant. 1.3736 0.04778 174 123 37 14
409 Hold on! Things are about to get hairy. 1.3736 0.04847 174 124 35 15
410 But everyone said this couldn't happen 1.3736 0.04915 174 125 33 16
411 None of us are immigrants, right? 1.3721 0.05221 172 128 24 20
412 I don't think you understand, we are trying to get out! 1.3721 0.05090 172 126 28 18
413 Who's for trying Canada? 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
414 We're gonna need a bigger comb. 1.3721 0.05022 172 125 30 17
415 Keep rowing and it'll be over in four years. 1.3721 0.04954 172 124 32 16
416 You know, a wall sounds pretty good right now. 1.3721 0.04954 172 124 32 16
417 No worries folks. It's mostly hot air. 1.3721 0.04448 172 117 46 9
418 He's gotten real creative with 'The Wall' concept. 1.3721 0.04524 172 118 44 10
419 I keep having this nightmare that Trump won the election 1.3706 0.04853 170 121 35 14
420 It's even uglier up close. 1.3706 0.04994 170 123 31 16
421 It's YUGE, it's TERRIFYING, and we're ALL in the same boat! 1.3706 0.04924 170 122 33 15
422 Quick, everyone form a huddled mass! 1.3706 0.04780 170 120 37 13
423 Hairicane Donald lashes East Coast with gale-force rhetoric. 1.3706 0.05132 170 125 27 18
424 That lady said to let us in. 1.3699 0.04721 173 122 38 13
425 I think I prefer the wall. 1.3699 0.04792 173 123 36 14
426 Wow! The crest of that wave never moves! 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
427 Which way to the Statue of Limitations? 1.3684 0.04900 171 123 33 15
428 See those tiny hands reaching out to rescue us from that nasty woman with the big torch? 1.3684 0.04757 171 121 37 13
429 And this, folks, is the Wave of the Future. I promise you, it's gonna be yuge! 1.3684 0.04610 171 119 41 11
430 I'm the biggest wave. I'm HUGE. Tremendous. 1.3684 0.04900 171 123 33 15
431 Can't blame this on global warming. 1.3684 0.04757 171 121 37 13
432 No worries. Forecasters say there's a 90% chance it won't amount to anything. 1.3684 0.04684 171 120 39 12
433 What do sailors say about orange sky? 1.3684 0.04829 171 122 35 14
434 Should've known something was up when the water turned orange. 1.3684 0.04684 171 120 39 12
435 Look, he does have small hands. 1.3684 0.05369 171 130 19 22
436 And our tour ends with climate change. 1.3684 0.04969 171 124 31 16
437 I thought the slogan was "huddled masses..." not "befuddled asses." 1.3684 0.05106 171 126 27 18
438 Stop tweeting and it'll go away. 1.3684 0.04829 171 122 35 14
439 Keep rowing. It's only a trompe l'oeil. 1.3669 0.04867 169 121 34 14
440 Look! a Trumpe-l'œil. 1.3669 0.04939 169 122 32 15
441 I was warned we might be blocked by that real estate typhoon. 1.3669 0.05010 169 123 30 16
442 Don't worry, those little hands were only made for tweeting 1.3669 0.04568 169 117 42 10
443 It's the tiny hands that really creaps me out. 1.3669 0.04867 169 121 34 14
444 'You're gonna need a bigger vote.' 1.3669 0.05216 169 126 24 19
445 Illegals? Actually we are the inaurgaration band 1.3669 0.05010 169 123 30 16
446 Look out, it's a gropenami! 1.3669 0.05148 169 125 26 18
447 All women on board immediately cross your legs. This is not a drill. 1.3669 0.05079 169 124 28 17
448 It looks bad but it's mostly hot air. 1.3669 0.04939 169 122 32 15
449 Toss out Alec Baldwin now! 1.3669 0.04645 169 118 40 11
450 Looks like we are about to get groped! 1.3669 0.05216 169 126 24 19
451 Hurry ! Tweet something nice ! 1.3669 0.05010 169 123 30 16
452 The hair looks especially angry today. 1.3669 0.05544 169 131 14 24
453 Just pretend we're all rich, white, Christian males, and he'll let us pass. 1.3669 0.04867 169 121 34 14
454 From this close you can tell it's not real. 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
455 Brace yourself, it's opening its mouth again. 1.3653 0.05192 167 124 25 18
456 This will be HUGE! 1.3653 0.04979 167 121 31 15
457 He's making waves great again! 1.3653 0.04680 167 117 39 11
458 Relax, it's just a trumped up wave. 1.3653 0.04756 167 118 37 12
459 Hey I see a very small sea cucumber! 1.3653 0.05192 167 124 25 18
460 Whatever you do, don't make fun of his hair. 1.3653 0.04979 167 121 31 15
461 I hope this storm combs over. 1.3653 0.04680 167 117 39 11
462 Well, this trumps Moby Dick. 1.3653 0.05122 167 123 27 17
463 Can you blow us toward Canada? 1.3653 0.04680 167 117 39 11
464 That wave looks a lot like Alec Baldwin. 1.3653 0.04756 167 118 37 12
465 Which of you assholes said, "give us liberty or give us death?" 1.3653 0.05122 167 123 27 17
466 I'm a New Yorker, and I know a con when I see one. 1.3653 0.04979 167 121 31 15
467 Not only didn't the swamp get drained, it looks like it overflowed into the Hudson. 1.3636 0.05093 165 121 28 16
468 Don't blame me - I voted for Hillary! 1.3631 0.05434 168 129 17 22
469 Better turn back. I hear it's a four-year blow. 1.3620 0.05061 163 119 29 15
470 Let's come back in 4 years. 1.3614 0.04614 166 116 40 10
471 Hang on. We're about to get trickled down on. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
472 And to think I laughed at the thought of Trump 'tweeting up a storm'. 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
473 Look out, this one's a grabber! 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
474 If anyone's a constitutional lawyer, now's the time to speak up. 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
475 All things considered, I'd prefer a white whale. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
476 It's not a real tsunami--it's just a comb-over. 1.3614 0.05067 166 122 28 16
477 This is our wave of the future! 1.3598 0.05253 164 123 23 18
478 Is she waving goodbye? 1.3593 0.05112 167 124 26 17
479 We should have taken the Holland Tunnel 1.3593 0.05041 167 123 28 16
480 Say he's brilliant and he'll wave you in. 1.3593 0.04896 167 121 32 14
481 Did Mexico pay for this? 1.3576 0.05083 165 122 27 16
482 Maybe we can just ride this one out. 1.3576 0.04705 165 117 37 11
483 We're gonna need a bit bigger vote. 1.3576 0.05083 165 122 27 16
484 I say we shoot the curl! 1.3576 0.04783 165 118 35 12
485 And when a butterfly flaps its wings in Moscow... 1.3576 0.05009 165 121 29 15
486 Must be backwash from the swamp draining. 1.3576 0.04783 165 118 35 12
487 It's true! Even the ocean thinks he's a joke. 1.3576 0.04860 165 119 33 13
488 Let's turn around. They've ammended their constitution down to 140 characters. 1.3576 0.05083 165 122 27 16
489 It is a wave or a weave? 1.3576 0.05083 165 122 27 16
490 Look out! It's a tycoonphoon! 1.3576 0.04860 165 119 33 13
491 This wasn't in the forecast. 1.3576 0.04783 165 118 35 12
492 Are you sure he said we're not getting in without 'extreme wetting?' 1.3558 0.05125 163 121 26 16
493 Keep rowing, people. This boat's been seaworthy for two hundred years. 1.3558 0.04975 163 119 30 14
494 Oh, Trump said "extreme wetting". 1.3558 0.04975 163 119 30 14
495 See, I told you we'd be welcomed with open arms. 1.3558 0.04495 163 113 42 8
496 No more huddled masses! Oh, you're trying to leave. 1.3558 0.04741 163 116 36 11
497 Here's where we conclude our tour. 1.3558 0.04975 163 119 30 14
498 It's every man for himself. Women, lotsa luck! 1.3558 0.05125 163 121 26 16
499 Don't worry. The mouth is big, but the hands are tiny. 1.3558 0.04975 163 119 30 14
500 Hold on, everybody! We're about to be extremely wetted. 1.3558 0.05125 163 121 26 16
501 Look out for the foam-over. 1.3558 0.04410 163 112 44 7
502 Relax. This, too, shall comb over. 1.3558 0.04898 163 118 32 13
503 Now that's a sea change! 1.3558 0.04975 163 119 30 14
504 The tide has obviously turned on illegal immigration. 1.3558 0.04661 163 115 38 10
505 All in favor of diverting to Canada say aye! 1.3558 0.04898 163 118 32 13
506 The New Yorker used to be funny, now a failing magazine that never picks the funny captions for their contest. Sad! 1.3558 0.05413 163 125 18 20
507 He's going to make Staten Island great again! 1.3554 0.04835 166 120 33 13
508 Rogue weave dead ahead! 1.3554 0.04910 166 121 31 14
509 Geez-- The Circle Line Tours were a lot safer during the Obama administration! 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
510 Just keep rowing and bailing for four more years and we should be okay. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
511 Whoa, we're not coming to America, we're leaving! 1.3540 0.04938 161 117 31 13
512 Don't be afraid! Check out his hands, he's overcompensating for a tiny under tow. 1.3540 0.05243 161 121 23 17
513 Wow, that's quite the pour-over! 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
514 Angry white squall! 1.3537 0.05243 164 124 22 18
515 Let's give it a chance. 1.3519 0.05141 162 121 25 16
516 tell him we are a basket of deplorable 1.3519 0.04990 162 119 29 14
517 'Not my Tsunami' 1.3519 0.05141 162 121 25 16
518 Don't worry, all the forecasts say it won't affect us. 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
519 Looks like it's blowing over. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
520 I think the new immigration policy is about to take effect. 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
521 I said we're emigrating, not immigrating. 1.3519 0.04990 162 119 29 14
522 Work visas? Hell no! We're with Melania. 1.3519 0.05215 162 122 23 17
523 I told you we should have just climbed the wall. 1.3515 0.05144 165 124 24 17
524 Okay, can we all agree this is the last Trump cartoon until the next election? 1.3500 0.05185 160 120 24 16
525 Folks, let's all try to give the Apocalypse a fair chance. 1.3500 0.05031 160 118 28 14
526 give me your fat, your rich, your overfed. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
527 Don't you worry your pretty little hands, Putin sent us. 1.3478 0.05158 161 121 24 16
528 Once we cross the Sea of Tiny Hands it should be smooth sailing. 1.3478 0.04601 161 114 38 9
529 Wow!! I never saw a tidal wave with such small hands! 1.3478 0.05306 161 123 20 18
530 Quick everyone paddle left 1.3476 0.04938 164 121 29 14
531 But we're not immigrants! We're just out on a boat ride! 1.3476 0.04784 164 119 33 12
532 Recalculating, ... 1.3476 0.04862 164 120 31 13
533 Ladies, batten down your hatches. 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
534 Off the bow you'll see a hoax perpetrated by the Russians. 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
535 OMG! It's the GRIM GROPER! 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
536 We're about to go comb-overboard. 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
537 The doomed boat of deplorables 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
538 Holy Crap! It's the wave of the future! 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
539 See, it's a wave, not a comb-over. 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
540 Heads up! It's the Orange Crush! 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
541 When is this fucking acid going to wear off? 1.3459 0.05278 159 121 21 17
542 How do we stop him from grabbing Lady Liberty? 1.3457 0.04978 162 120 28 14
543 The weather started getting rough - the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew democracy would be lost. 1.3439 0.05089 157 117 26 14
544 Maybe we should have climbed the wall! 1.3438 0.04860 160 117 31 12
545 Don't fret, ladies! The hands may be all over the place, but they are rather small. 1.3438 0.05174 160 121 23 16
546 Quick, break out the hair net! 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
547 I say we wait and see what happens. 1.3438 0.05019 160 119 27 14
548 I guess the huddled masses aren't as welcome as they used to be. 1.3438 0.05019 160 119 27 14
549 Making boating great again! 1.3438 0.04940 160 118 29 13
550 It can't be Trump, he doesn't believe in global warming. 1.3438 0.04940 160 118 29 13
551 Don't worry, folks. Climate change is just a hoax. 1.3438 0.04940 160 118 29 13
552 We're tired, we're poor...What the hell do we have to lose?! 1.3438 0.04940 160 118 29 13
553 Hang on. We are in for a rough four years. 1.3438 0.04940 160 118 29 13
554 Just think - the "Make America Wetter" theme all started because of a typo! 1.3418 0.05140 158 119 24 15
555 Small hands, small dinghy. 1.3418 0.05140 158 119 24 15
556 It's not funny anymore. 1.3418 0.05218 158 120 22 16
557 We've reached the first security checkpoint. 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
558 No more "Give me your tired..." Now it's "You're Fired!" 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
559 Yes, it is as bad as it looks. 1.3418 0.05218 158 120 22 16
560 Oh no, a wave of the future. 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
561 Give me your tiared, your rich, Your hubric massahs yearning to be tax free, The wealthy refuse you from our teeming shore. Spurn these, the homeless, tempest-tossed we see. I lift my lamp to block the golden door. 1.3397 0.05264 156 119 21 16
562 We got past the damn wall and now this? 1.3397 0.04681 156 112 35 9
563 Who would've thought that THIS was the face of global warming? 1.3397 0.04769 156 113 33 10
564 Those little hands really creep me out. 1.3397 0.05104 156 117 25 14
565 It's yuge! 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
566 Not to worry, it's just a passing tweetstorm. 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
567 Keep calm. It'll blow over in four years. 1.3397 0.04769 156 113 33 10
568 you call that a boat...sad. 1.3397 0.04681 156 112 35 9
569 It may be just hyperbole, folks. 1.3397 0.04681 156 112 35 9
570 Remember the drill, ladies—arms and legs crossed. 1.3397 0.04681 156 112 35 9
571 Brace yourselves; I don't think we can ride the populist wave 1.3397 0.04592 156 111 37 8
572 Take back your tired, your poor, your huddled masses 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
573 I guess all of that drained swamp water from Washington had to go somewhere! 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
574 Quick everyone paddle to the left 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
575 Wow! The first wave of immigration control! 1.3397 0.04409 156 109 41 6
576 Another alt-whitecap! 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
577 The Great Trump L'Oeil off Manhattan 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
578 You just had to mention his comb-over. 1.3397 0.04769 156 113 33 10
579 The worst red tide we've seen in years. 1.3396 0.05266 159 122 20 17
580 Looks like the new immigration screening is in effect. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
581 Who tweeted? 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
582 Twitter was bad enough. Now it's surfing the internet. 1.3355 0.05200 155 118 22 15
583 It's a good likeness; note the tiny hands and huge mouth! 1.3355 0.05119 155 117 24 14
584 Tiny hands for such a big wave. 1.3355 0.05280 155 119 20 16
585 Such small hands... 1.3355 0.05037 155 116 26 13
586 Tweet for help! 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
587 We're supposed to take it seriously but not literally. 1.3355 0.05037 155 116 26 13
588 Keep rowing, everyone - things are about to get real hairy. 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
589 Um--I think this will swamp the drain. 1.3355 0.05037 155 116 26 13
590 I told you not to bring up the Electoral College. 1.3355 0.05119 155 117 24 14
591 We're safe.....it's just the swamp draining. 1.3355 0.05119 155 117 24 14
592 Wait! We are emigrating not immigratiing. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
593 But we're from Staten Island! 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
594 Twitter must be down he's now resorting to theatrics. 1.3333 0.05171 156 119 22 15
595 I knew he wanted to be God, but Moses too? 1.3333 0.05079 153 115 25 13
596 We're the mariachi band Little Marco hired for the Inauguration. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
597 Now he's making ocean travel great again. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
598 It doesn't look like we're gonna make it to Canada. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
599 It's called a Trump Wave. It will drown and kill us, but our deaths will be fantastic. They will be marvelous deaths. Great deaths. Believe me. 1.3312 0.05216 154 118 21 15
600 Get out your Green Cards! 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
601 It's yuge! 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
602 If we're lucky, it'll just be another one of those blow-overs. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
603 There's really nothing funny about this. 1.3312 0.05608 154 123 11 20
604 Trumpocalypse 1.3312 0.05216 154 118 21 15
605 The other ride won the popular vote. 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
606 Making low tide great again 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
607 All small hands on deck! 1.3312 0.05134 154 117 23 14
608 Nobody in this boat said your hair looked funny 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
609 ' Super Storm Asshole ' 1.3312 0.05216 154 118 21 15
610 Give me your money, you tired and huddled masses, then go back you came from. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
611 I will build a great wave–and nobody builds waves better than me, believe me, and I will make Mexico pay for that wave. 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
612 I'll only let you in if you call me the 'perfect' storm. 1.3312 0.05216 154 118 21 15
613 They're cutting back on huddled masses. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
614 We shouldn't have said we'd leave if he was elected!!! 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
615 OK. I'll take your tired and huddled masses, but no poor. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
616 Sure has small hands for such a big wave. 1.3289 0.05344 152 118 18 16
617 Man--his hands ARE tiny. 1.3289 0.05262 152 117 20 15
618 First a wall. Now this! 1.3289 0.05179 152 116 22 14
619 Well, doesn't this just sum up 2016 perfectly. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
620 Watch out for the little hands! 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
621 You think the election was surreal? How about being stuck with him in a Japanese woodblock print? 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
622 That wave does not look natural. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
623 And amber waves of insane… 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
624 I guess this is what he meant by 'extreme vetting.' 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
625 On second thought, maybe it wasn't so bad back home. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
626 Ladies, hold on to your p---sies. 1.3289 0.05262 152 117 20 15
627 The wave is bad but I assure the the undertow will be worse. 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
628 I think we're heading in the wrong direction. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
629 Have you ever seen such little hands on a tidal wave? 1.3289 0.05583 152 121 12 19
630 Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, and I'll send them back to wherever they came from. 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
631 Oh, here comes 2017. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
632 Quick - get out the hair spray> 1.3289 0.05344 152 118 18 16
633 The last one this bad was in 2000. 1.3289 0.05262 152 117 20 15
634 My, what small whitecaps you have! 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
635 Batten down your panties, ladies! 1.3289 0.05262 152 117 20 15
636 Populist wave, dead ahead! 1.3289 0.04552 152 109 36 7
637 Comb-over? I thought they said come over! 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
638 Uh oh! Looks like the new immigration policy's already been put in place! 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
639 Big mouth--yet such tiny hands. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
640 The Art of the Wave. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
641 Don't worry, it's mostly bluster. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
642 A wave? I thought he was building a wall. 1.3268 0.05314 153 119 18 16
643 Don't worry, it's going to pivot to the mainstream any second now. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
644 Entitled wave! 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
645 I think it wants us to throw Rosie O'Donnell overboard 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
646 Brace yourselves, ladies. This one's looking grabby! 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
647 That wave is Yuge! There has never been one that is Yuger! Ask Anyone. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
648 All things considered, it's amazing how small it's hands are. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
649 I'm sure you said tycoon, not typhoon! 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
650 The wave of the future? 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
651 Don't worry - I always wake up from this dream right about now. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
652 Take it literally or seriously - either way, we're sunk. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
653 Gives you a slight feeling of impending doom, doesn't it? 1.3224 0.04992 152 115 25 12
654 It's OK. We've been accepted for kitchen work at Mar-a-Lago. 1.3224 0.04904 152 114 27 11
655 He thinks everything south of 57th street is on the border with Mexico. 1.3224 0.04723 152 112 31 9
656 At least we're not without a paddle. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
657 The last view of liberty. 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
658 You know what they say, "Small hands, yuge wave." 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
659 Time for another 'Miracle on the Hudson'! 1.3221 0.05410 149 117 16 16
660 They weren't kidding about these new immigration policies making waves. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
661 Who would have thought that global warming had a sense of humor? 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
662 #notourwave 1.3221 0.05152 149 114 22 13
663 That fucking Comey! 1.3221 0.05152 149 114 22 13
664 The tides have turned. 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
665 Don't worry. A wave like this can't possibly win. 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
666 I even made the Wave Great again. Look, I am the Great Wave...OK? 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
667 Yeah, but her emails... 1.3200 0.05209 150 116 20 14
668 We're sightseers. Not immigrants. 1.3200 0.04264 150 106 40 4
669 I still say it's a toupee. 1.3200 0.05209 150 116 20 14
670 Stay away from the hands! 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
671 None of the mainstream forecasts predicted this. 1.3200 0.04469 150 108 36 6
672 Look! We made the ocean great again! 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
673 Guard your pussies 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
674 Give me your glitzy, your rich, your huddled asses yearning to be rich 1.3200 0.05209 150 116 20 14
675 'I had the craziest nightmare! Donald Trump became President and people were trying to escape New York' 1.3200 0.05209 150 116 20 14
676 'Tired' is fine, but 'poor' is a deal breaker. 1.3197 0.04526 147 106 35 6
677 Ladies, guard your pussies! 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
678 'Just give me your Eastern European Supermodels" 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
679 do you think he'll send the statue back also ? 1.3176 0.05077 148 113 23 12
680 Swamp the drain. 1.3176 0.05077 148 113 23 12
681 And straight ahead we have the terrible tide of bigotry. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
682 The land of the free, and the home of the wave. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
683 That wave looks like Alec Baldwin 1.3176 0.05167 148 114 21 13
684 Not to worry, the undertow is really small. 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
685 We're going to need a huger boat. 1.3176 0.05077 148 113 23 12
686 Gee, his hands really ARE small. 1.3176 0.05255 148 115 19 14
687 What do you know, the hands ARE small! 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
688 We all remembered to bring our birth certificates, right? 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
689 Brace yourselves! We're about to be swamped by a tiny-handed metaphor with a bad foam-over! 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
690 I don't just blow hard—I'm a perfect storm. 1.3176 0.05077 148 113 23 12
691 Behold--the perfect tweetstorm! 1.3176 0.04501 148 107 35 6
692 Just admit that it's a foam-over. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
693 Hang on tight! It's the wave of the future. 1.3176 0.04398 148 106 37 5
694 Who's brilliant idea was it to comb over here? 1.3176 0.05077 148 113 23 12
695 Despite what he says, the climate is changing. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
696 O Large-Handed One, we are Russian billionaires! 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
697 What a blowhard. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
698 Hold on, we're about to be hit by the orange tide. 1.3176 0.04398 148 106 37 5
699 Relax, it's a Weave. 1.3176 0.05167 148 114 21 13
700 Hair we go!!! 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
701 [No Caption Required!] 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
702 We're hoping it's not a permanent wave. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
703 No, it's natural. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
704 It's going to be Yuge! 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
705 You're right, Mavis, they *are* small. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
706 I'm tired of politics, let's talk about the weather. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
707 If you just roll with it, you'll be alt right. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
708 He's fit to be tide. 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
709 I told you to bring enough supplies for 4 years. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
710 Look! He's distracted by that shapely statue in the harbor. We're saved! 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
711 It's a big wave. The biggest, believe me. It'll crash down so fast your head will spin. Sad. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
712 "This tsunami started on an escalator in a tacky hotel". 1.3151 0.05121 146 112 22 12
713 It's the new administration's welcome to Ellis Island. 1.3151 0.04320 146 104 38 4
714 Sure it's scary but look at those tiny hands! 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
715 It's not those little hands I'm worried about. 1.3151 0.05121 146 112 22 12
716 Shutting down Fifth Avenue wasn't enough, eh? 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
717 Is anyone else experiencing a Great Wave of anxiety? 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
718 I can't say the kind of storm this is, but you're all thinking it. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
719 Welcome to America, our first stop will be your deportation interview. 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
720 Let's take this seriously, but not literally. 1.3151 0.05212 146 113 20 13
721 Well, I heard it'll lift all boats. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
722 Anyone know how to part the waters? 1.3151 0.05121 146 112 22 12
723 But we are deplorables!!! 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
724 We were told there would be AMBER waves of GRAIN! 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
725 This must be the rogue wave that swept across America in November. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
726 Are you the ghost of America Yet to Come? 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
727 10 percent chance the Times said. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
728 Sorry, no way to make this funny. 1.3151 0.05121 146 112 22 12
729 Not as scary as his Twitter account. 1.3151 0.05212 146 113 20 13
730 I was hoping it was all a fake news story. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
731 He'd better keep all his hands off my deck! 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
732 I've never seen an orange wave before... 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
733 Now I get why the masses huddled. 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
734 Okay, ladies--batten down your hatches! 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
735 Don't worry, we're from Slovenia. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
736 That big wave behind it looks like Putin! 1.3129 0.04403 147 106 36 5
737 Don't worry, it is a hoax! 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
738 Relax, we're from New Jersey! 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
739 Oh, it's only The Donald making waves again. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
740 Trump wavers on his immigration policy. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
741 The rain of Donald Trump. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
742 I don't know, let's see what he does 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
743 But we're only going to Staten Island! 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
744 I told you we couldn't escape the election results. 1.3103 0.05134 145 112 21 12
745 I didn't realize my two greatest fears were the same thing 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
746 Oh my! It's the dreaded maelstrump! 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
747 But we are trying to go back to where we came from... New Jersey. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
748 Is this what they mean by extreme wetting? 1.3103 0.05666 145 118 9 18
749 It's not too late! Reverse bigly! 1.3103 0.05226 145 113 19 13
750 Oh swell no. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
751 --Then he made the ocean pay for it! 1.3103 0.05134 145 112 21 12
752 "If we can make it here, we'll make it anywhere"! 1.3103 0.05407 145 115 15 15
753 Is it just me, or does that wave have a comb over? 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
754 I told you he was wet behind the ears. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
755 It's not due to climate change, it's extreme vetting. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
756 The wave of the future? 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
757 Give me your fired, your poorly tanned, your befuddled masses.. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
758 We're going to need a bigger selfie stick. 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
759 Talk about thin skinned. All I said was the statue wasn't a 10! 1.3056 0.05147 144 112 20 12
760 I still don't believe its real. 1.3056 0.05241 144 113 18 13
761 It's OK; we're going, not coming. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
762 He thinks we're immigrants. 1.3056 0.04955 144 110 24 10
763 I'm not going to dignify this cartoon with a caption. 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
764 Small hands, no worries, trust me. 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
765 Wow, it's a Populist Wave, hampered by small hands. 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
766 Aim for the mouth. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
767 Hold on to your wallets 1.3056 0.05147 144 112 20 12
768 No need to panic. We get one of these storms every four years. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
769 Looks like a wave of nationalism. 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
770 Anyone here tired, hungry or poor? 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
771 It's okay. We're New Yorkers. We're trying to get out of the country. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
772 Is THIS the crime wave they told us about? 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
773 Watch the water, but fear the hands. 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
774 They won't have waves like this in Canada. 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
775 Hold on tight, everyone. It's gonna move on us like a bitch. 1.3028 0.04792 142 107 27 8
776 These new barriers to immigration are YUGE! 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
777 It appears that our new President-elect has decided to take immigration matters into his own hands. 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
778 The New Yorker is subverting its own caption contest by providing a cartoon that is, itself, a standalone allegory. 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
779 I think it's called a Trumpnami..... 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
780 We call it a killer comb over. 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
781 This wave trumps them all. 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
782 It looks like red tide to me 1.3028 0.04792 142 107 27 8
783 Okay! Okay! We'll change it to, "the land of the free and the home of the wave." 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
784 Do any of you have experience building a wall? 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
785 Mexico isn't paying for this, either. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
786 All women 19 to 50, below deck immediately! 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
787 I bet the epicenter was in Russia. 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
788 The deluge is going to be huge, believe me! 1.3028 0.04792 142 107 27 8
789 Row faster, it's only 2,000 miles until we reach Cuba! 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
790 Stop tweeting and keep rowing! 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
791 Look alive, ladies! Those aren't waves--they're locker-room hands! 1.3028 0.04792 142 107 27 8
792 Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses... gimme, gimme, gimme... 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
793 You guys think we should've just flown to Canada? 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
794 Wow, he really does have small hands! 1.3028 0.05192 142 111 19 12
795 Oh golly, Trump l'oeil! 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
796 I thought El Niño would have bigger hands. 1.3028 0.05288 142 112 17 13
797 If this isn't proof of climate change I don't know what is. 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
798 Women, prepare to be groped by the tiny, watery hands of the wave of the future. 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
799 How'd he get Mexico to pay for that? 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
800 See that chick over there? Totally splashed her. 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
801 Hang on. By tomorrow it will be just a swamp. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
802 So much for being tired, poor, and huddled. 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
803 This must be the new Trump immigration policy. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
804 Sure has small hands for such a big wave. 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
805 The good news is that it'll all be over in a New York minute. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
806 We're NOT in the same boat, it seems. 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
807 Straight ahead is an example of overwhelming hyperbole overstating irony. 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
808 Ah! The Great Weave! 1.3028 0.05288 142 112 17 13
809 The hair. The small hands. Tell me you don't see it, too. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
810 It's the dreaded American comb-over wave! 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
811 Coming into view next is the Mouth of the Hudson. 1.3007 0.05160 143 112 19 12
812 Ladies, prepare your flotation chastity devices! 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
813 Whoa! Guess we shouldn't have ignored the hairricane warnings. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
814 What did he call us? A ship of what? 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
815 It did say wail watching - I just thought it was a typo 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
816 I thought he only claimed to walk on water. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
817 If you're feeling a bit queasy, try focusing on the horizon. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
818 Don't worry, the Times says there's only a 10% chance of it breaking 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
819 Brace yourselves, it's an American en(tidal)ment wave! 1.2979 0.05302 141 112 16 13
820 "...And we end our tour with The Big Eastern Border Wave. Careful, ladies... it's a bit 'gropey' today. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
821 It's the wave of populism! 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
822 Yes! It is the BIGGEST wave. It's Y-U-G-E! 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
823 Cover your "wherevers". 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
824 Nothing says New York like jazz hands! 1.2979 0.05302 141 112 16 13
825 Making the sea great again? 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
826 It's okay, we're white. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
827 The one with the big tits can stay, the rest of you paddle back -you're disgusting! 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
828 Keep paddling. The Trump wave of anti-immigrant hysteria is just metaphorical. 1.2958 0.04557 142 106 30 6
829 Throw out a pussy, that'll distract it! 1.2958 0.05173 142 112 18 12
830 This too shall pass. Just like the Black Plague. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
831 We were warned about a wave of fascism engulfing our country. 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
832 No worries, it's only El Ninconpoopo 1.2950 0.05252 139 110 17 12
833 Don't worry. It's just populist posturing. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
834 Remember: I voted to take the ferry. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
835 Hold on, our only hope is to ride this one out! 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
836 Oh no. PoseiDon. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
837 Row faster, Hillary. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
838 Maybe it won't be so bad. 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
839 Send back your immigrants, your tired, your hungry and your poor. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
840 GIVE ME LIBERTY or GIVE ME DEPTH 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
841 This—this wasn't in the forecast. 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
842 It's the Trump effect. 1.2929 0.05218 140 111 17 12
843 and to think it just started as a ripple.... 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
844 This wasn't in the forecast. 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
845 Who has a H-1B temporary fashion model visa handy? 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
846 He sure makes a big splash for having such tiny hands! 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
847 Don't worry. Nate Silver said the weather would be fine today. 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
848 Let's wait four years, then try again." 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
849 It certainly does take the threat of freak storm to a whole new level. 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
850 Even up close his hands are tiny. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
851 Look at those small hands! 1.2899 0.05364 138 111 14 13
852 Go home you tired, you poor, you huddled masses yearning to breathe free. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
853 Nothing to worry about. It's just a wave over 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
854 Global climate change never looked so ugly. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
855 He does have little hands! 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
856 It's going to grab us by the poop deck. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
857 We shouldn't have turned right after that nice black guy. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
858 Talk about a rogue wave. 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
859 Don't worry. No one takes him literally. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
860 You can't scare us. We are legal immigrants. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
861 Yo! It's time we begin to think outside the boat. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
862 That wave sure looks Bigly 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
863 Up close it does look a little worse than the last one 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
864 Relax. He's selling water vests. 1.2878 0.05231 139 111 16 12
865 He never mentioned anything about building a wave! 1.2878 0.05028 139 109 20 10
866 They say it's a populist tidal wave, but you can't trust the media. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
867 Intelligence reports tell us--and we can only hope--that this squall is just a lot of hot air. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
868 Get ready for some extreme wetting. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
869 The forecast said threats of Trump l'oeil. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
870 And ahead, folks there's the new monster in the swamp. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
871 A sea change in America 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
872 Now I'm not sure if the nausea is from the sea sickness. 1.2878 0.05130 139 110 18 11
873 'And, to our right, Lady Liberty." 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
874 Sosueme! 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
875 "mirar las pequeñas manos!" ("Look at the tiny hands!") 1.2878 0.05231 139 111 16 12
876 Huddled masses! What were we thinking? Give us your models and billionaires. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
877 The election results continue to wash over New York City. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
878 Maybe it wasn't so bad back home. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
879 Fuck. 1.2868 0.05514 136 111 11 14
880 Does anyone know the difference between a typhoon and a tycoon? 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
881 Wow, that wave is bigly! 1.2868 0.05103 136 107 19 10
882 Forget the Lady. I'm in charge now. 1.2868 0.05209 136 108 17 11
883 Let's make the ocean great again ! 1.2868 0.05103 136 107 19 10
884 Mexico gets a wall. Manhattan gets a Trum-phoon. 1.2868 0.05312 136 109 15 12
885 Thank goodness it's a populist wave! 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
886 Don't worry folks--unless you're poor, a member of the huddled masses, or yearning to be free--he won't hurt you. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
887 We've been Trumped! 1.2868 0.05312 136 109 15 12
888 We Should Have Voted 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
889 Don't worry - it might grab but it won't get you wet. 1.2868 0.05209 136 108 17 11
890 Quick, huddle into a mass! 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
891 My my, what small hands you have. 1.2868 0.05414 136 110 13 13
892 The tides have changed and they have small hands. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
893 There's got to be a "little dingy" joke here somewhere...anyone? 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
894 How did we wind up in the New Yorker Capsize Contest?” 1.2868 0.05209 136 108 17 11
895 Hurricane Donald about to make landfall 1.2868 0.05103 136 107 19 10
896 Did we come at a bad time? 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
897 It looks really bad, but we are hoping it will just blow over. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
898 The crest appears to be receding. 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
899 For Gods sake , where's the EZ PASS ? 1.2868 0.05312 136 109 15 12
900 And so it begins. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
901 It's a tso-sue-me! 1.2868 0.04292 136 100 33 3
902 The Old Man-Elect and the Sea 1.2868 0.05103 136 107 19 10
903 Look out...it's the Great Weave! 1.2868 0.05209 136 108 17 11
904 This is the result when you combine the new climate change policy with the new immigration plan. 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
905 Okay masses, start huddling! 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
906 I thought he was only building a wall! 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
907 Hold on tight - we might get swamped by a huge metaphor! 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
908 If we can make it through there, we'll make it anywhere 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
909 Oh no! We're stuck in a hackneyed political cartoon about Donald Trump! 1.2868 0.05103 136 107 19 10
910 Does anyone else smell tic tacs? 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
911 Who knew coming to America could be so hairy! 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
912 Don’t worry, the pundits said don’t take him seriously. 1.2868 0.04538 136 102 29 5
913 All in favor of waiting this out back on the island? 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
914 It's not the size of the wave that frightens me...it's all of those little hands. 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
915 Well, look who's come to drain the swamp! 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
916 "Don't worry kids, he moves to D.C. next month". 1.2847 0.04389 137 102 31 4
917 Still, it's heartening to know he lost the popular vote. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
918 ¡Muchas manos - todas pequeñas! 1.2847 0.05378 137 111 13 13
919 "Do you still think the Circle Line Tour was too expensive?". 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
920 I will build a seawall, and Atlantis will pay for it. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
921 I hope this isn't some kind of visual metaphor. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
922 Deploy the liberal media! 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
923 It's gonna be huge. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
924 This is what you call an Imperfect Storm. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
925 Where's Sully when you need him? 1.2815 0.05325 135 109 14 12
926 The tides, they are a-changin'... 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
927 It's called a rogue wave. 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
928 "If we can make it here, we'll make it anywhere"! 1.2815 0.05114 135 107 18 10
929 Abandon ship, Ladies. It's a Donald Wave looming over us for a group grope! 1.2815 0.05114 135 107 18 10
930 All of the sudden New Jersey don't seem so bad. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
931 Welcome to Trump's America . we now have an extreme wetting process 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
932 Please Sir, there are no Mexicans or Muslims aboard. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
933 The big wave grabs your attention, while the little ones ... . 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
934 Look, that wave is going to gently embrace us and move us forward. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
935 In hindsight we should have seen this coming. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
936 I'm sure it won't be so bad once it hits. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
937 OMG! This is going to be yuuuuge. We may not survive. So sad. 1.2815 0.05114 135 107 18 10
938 He's mad he lost New York. 1.2815 0.04291 135 100 32 3
939 It's the uncharted waters we've been hearing about! 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
940 Don't worry. He is only dangerous if you smell a Tic Tac. 1.2815 0.05628 135 112 8 15
941 No worries, this comb over will blow over. . 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
942 Losers! 1.2815 0.05221 135 108 16 11
943 Just our luck...he's making the wave great again! 1.2815 0.05325 135 109 14 12
944 Did he say come-over or comb-over? 1.2815 0.05114 135 107 18 10
945 On second thought, the orange water should have been warning enough. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
946 I thought you said we'd be greeted by trumpets! 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
947 Maybe we should have taken a train to Canada! 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
948 I know I've said Trump is overexposed, but I'm starting to see him everywhere now. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
949 My god! A hair wave. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
950 Even as a tidal wave he has short fingers. 1.2815 0.05221 135 108 16 11
951 Avec moi le déluge. 1.2815 0.05114 135 107 18 10
952 Notice the very small hands. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
953 Now even Neptune is on the take 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
954 All we need now is Charlton Heston. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
955 I think it said, "Bring me. You're fired, you're poor, you're huddled masses..." 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
956 OMG a #twitterstorm 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
957 Is that a rogue wave, or is the tide really turning? 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
958 Hey, its not the 20th yet! 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
959 Wave goodbye to freedom 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
960 Losers! 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
961 We need to wait for this comb-over to blow over. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
962 That's one hell of a permanent wave. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
963 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily -- if only this were a dream. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
964 "What's this? Wasn't he just going to build a wall? 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
965 But Vladimir sent us! 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
966 It's not bad enough he is all over the AIR waves. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
967 Let's give it a chance. 1.2794 0.05290 136 110 14 12
968 On second thought, let's go back were we came from. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
969 Brace yourself for this next comb over! 1.2794 0.04390 136 102 30 4
970 I told you, small hands. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
971 It's going to be hell AND high water, but we'll get through this. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
972 I was warned about a big bag of wind. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
973 Quick! Throw the Muslims overboard. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
974 Brace yourselves for a sea change! 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
975 We should have taken the land route to Canada. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
976 Selfie time! 1.2794 0.05290 136 110 14 12
977 I'd still take this over what's happening on land. 1.2794 0.05186 136 109 16 11
978 Climate Change 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
979 I didn't elect this either but we'll just have to ride it out 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
980 Stop yelling "all hands on deck"! 1.2782 0.05267 133 107 15 11
981 Tiny hands! Lookout! 1.2782 0.05267 133 107 15 11
982 On your right is the Statue of Liberty. Directly before you is what used to be the United Nations. 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
983 It's not as bad as it looks. Right? 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
984 "I guess it's protecting Ellis Island from immigrants, huh? 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
985 It really is huge! 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
986 The press are already calling it Trump's Watergate. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
987 I thought he was just going to build the wall. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
988 Let's go back to Syria. 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
989 Get down! Deadly comb-over to the starboard. 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
990 Abandon ship! Every woman for herself! 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
991 Don't worry. It's not a wave. Just a big gust of wind. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
992 I thought storm Donald wasn't due until the 20th!! 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
993 Not worried about the hair, but the big mouth and small hands are scary. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
994 Why do I see a comb-over in everything I look at nowadays? 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
995 On second thought, let's go back. 1.2782 0.05046 133 105 19 9
996 The President-Elect welcomes you to the United States. 1.2782 0.05267 133 107 15 11
997 Populist wave! 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
998 Merely the storm before the calm. 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
999 I guess we underestimated the changing tides again. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1000 Hold on -- it's a great white wail! 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
1001 Give me your racist and your ill-read masses 1.2782 0.05267 133 107 15 11
1002 And here we have the Great White Wave. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1003 Give me your tired, your poor....never mind. 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
1004 It's definitely headed toward Wall Street. 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1005 Now over here on your far right is the infamous Trump Twitter Tsunami... 1.2782 0.05267 133 107 15 11
1006 And here we have a striking example of Trump l'oeil. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1007 Is this what they mean by climate change? 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1008 It won't hit us, I voted for it. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1009 Look on the bright side, he said he'd make surfing great again. 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
1010 But we're immigrants from New Jersey. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1011 Look out...it's the Great Weave! 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1012 'I thought Trump said, "...a wall."' 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1013 It's the rogue wave. Protect your privates. 1.2782 0.05046 133 105 19 9
1014 You should have seen what all those hands did to Lady Liberty last November. 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
1015 We should have acted sooner when when we saw the water turned orange. 1.2782 0.05046 133 105 19 9
1016 Don't worry. He lies like a rug. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1017 Yes, I know folks, we have to thank our best experts for not seeing this one coming. 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1018 Small hands, but a big under tow 1.2782 0.05046 133 105 19 9
1019 Does everything in this town have a comb-over? 1.2782 0.05374 133 108 13 12
1020 Please tell me we're all in the same nightmare. 1.2782 0.05046 133 105 19 9
1021 I thought this was about "huddled masses", not "muddled asses". 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1022 Don't panic. Small hands. All tweet ... no threat. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1023 But we're tired, we're poor! 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
1024 Looks like we're going to need a bigger boat. 1.2782 0.05267 133 107 15 11
1025 Hang on tight! We've got four years of this. 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
1026 Argh! They warned us Trump was the wave of the future. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1027 I thought it was, 'give me liberty OR give me death.' 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1028 Why'd he sink the ferry? He carried Staten Island! 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1029 Just riding the weave... 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1030 Just keep the bow pointed into the tantrum! 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1031 Don't worry folks. This tweet storm shall pass soon. 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1032 I thought he said he was going to drain the swamp. 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1033 I think we're gonna need a bigger boat... 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
1034 Stow the oars and ready the hairspray! 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1035 Don't worry, it'll blow itself out in two years! 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1036 Wow, so this is what they mean by 'life imitating art'. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1037 A wave with a comb-over . . . only in America. 1.2761 0.05232 134 108 15 11
1038 I will build a seawall...You will pay 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1039 When you’re a wave, they let you do it. You can do anything. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1040 The Hugely Imperfect Storm 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1041 Entitled wave! 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1042 He's more scared of us than we are of him. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1043 Guard your booty! 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1044 If you think this looks scary, you should read his twitter. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1045 Should we take this literally or seriously? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1046 Let's bail. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1047 Watch your pockets, people! 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
1048 Hair today, gone tomorrow. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1049 Claims he's got the whole world in his hands. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1050 That wave is yuuuuuge. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1051 First the wall, now this? 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1052 We were just leaving! 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1053 Tropical depression? Just one more stage to acceptance. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1054 We're going to need a huger boat. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1055 We are the ghosts of immigrants past. 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
1056 Hold on tight. We're entering the mouth of the Donald. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1057 There must be an easier way to get to Jersey. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1058 Wow. I wasn’t taking ’a sea change’ so literally. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1059 i think the small hands make it less intimidating... 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1060 Ok, ok it was a landslide, not a tsunami! 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1061 Drain the harbor! 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1062 Wow, an orange tsunami! 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
1063 I said we're from East Palestine, OHIO! 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1064 It's the new welcome mat for immigrants. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1065 I thought you said he was building a wall. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1066 Holy guacamole, I didn't know he was going to build a wave, too. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1067 You are supposed to build a wall, not a breakwater! 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1068 It Came from Queens 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1069 It's a sue-nami! 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
1070 The wave is huge . . . but look at those tiny hands! 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1071 Did we bring enough supplies to last us four years? 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1072 We'll be ok if we can just stay away from the little groping hands. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1073 Who is going to pay for the wave? 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1074 Oh thanks, we know, we were actually just leaving. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1075 I don't care what she says, go back! 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1076 He acts like he won the popular vote. 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
1077 Let's go back and try the wall again. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1078 "Here be orange-haired dragons". 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1079 You women in the boat??? --Careful!-- this one's a grabber! 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1080 It's true, Trump towers! 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1081 I think we should just let it crash into us and see what happens. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1082 Every man for himself! And, ladies, guard your vaginas! 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
1083 If you're legal, relax. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1084 We better turn back, gang. This storm's gonna be Yuuuuge! 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1085 I thought he moved to Washington 1.2727 0.05279 132 107 14 11
1086 Well, maybe not Australia but how hard can it be to row to Canada? 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1087 So many tiny hands! Quick, everybody - cover your privates! You too, Miss Liberty! 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1088 Oh no, a rogue comb-over, we're doomed ! 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
1089 But they're Russian refugees! 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1090 I never trusted the popular boat. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1091 Comb! Who's got the comb!? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1092 The president is up early today. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1093 OK, we're leaving, we're leaving! 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1094 YOU did not vote for me ! SO SAD... 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1095 Cover up ladies. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1096 I guess we know how Hillary felt on election night. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1097 You hired us, remember!? 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1098 I get the feeling immigrants are not really welcome in this country any more. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1099 Hairicane Donnie nears the coast. 1.2707 0.05133 133 107 16 10
1100 This still beats what's happening on land. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
1101 Going with the flow just got a lot more difficult. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1102 Ladies, get ready to be groped. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1103 Look, our first celebrity sighting! 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
1104 Somehow it's always the comb-over in the wind that's the scariest. 1.2707 0.05133 133 107 16 10
1105 Feeling a bit more tired, poor, homeless, huddled, and tempest-tossed than usual these days. 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
1106 What's the likelihood of us getting a bailout? 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
1107 Wave goodby! 1.2707 0.05350 133 109 12 12
1108 Please fasten your chastity belts 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1109 Ladies and gentlemen, not to worry. This is how he always looks after seeing one of Alec Baldwins SNL skits! 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1110 Try to avoid the tiny hands! 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
1111 This is not the time to lean too far Left or Right. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1112 I told you we should have waited until xenophobia was at low tide. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1113 Don't blame me - I voted for Hillary! 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1114 Cover your p_ _ _ys! 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1115 See, ladies and gentlemen, we call this a wave over, a beautiful wave over. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1116 Brace for heavy petting. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1117 This one, he got Dali to pay for. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1118 It's OK. He's making us great again. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1119 It's part of the new anti immigration policy. 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1120 At least it's not Hilary! 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1121 Sorry, Pussy's on the next boat 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1122 Don't fret folks. He's assured us climate change is nothing to worry about. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1123 Here at our sea-washed gates stands A mighty blowhard with tiny hands. 1.2692 0.05326 130 106 13 11
1124 Last stop on the Victory Tour, folks. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1125 Sure, the wave of anti-immigrant sentiment is huge, but look how tiny its hands are. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1126 Who knew he also built a wall of water! 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1127 It's a real pussy-grabber 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1128 Snap a picture ! 1.2692 0.05546 130 108 9 13
1129 ....and no trip to New York would be complete without a sighting of the President Elect. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1130 Small hands, big toupee. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1131 They said he would have turned back Noah's Ark. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1132 Any chance that one of you lovely ladies is a virgin? 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1133 Is that a toupee? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1134 Look at all those little hands ! 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1135 Anyone else see another opportunity for the New Yorker to take a dig at Trump? 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1136 That thing can drown our hopes and dreams..hang on! 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1137 I'm fired? That's all you've got? 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1138 Nobody panic! Fivethirtyeight still has Hillary up by three. 1.2692 0.05326 130 106 13 11
1139 Look at those tiny hands! 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1140 America has the best waves. No waves are better. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1141 Now we want only your rested, your rich, your comfortable elite yearning to breathe free. 1.2687 0.05099 134 108 16 10
1142 I thought a fence to keep out immigrants was ridiculous, but this is too much! 1.2687 0.05099 134 108 16 10
1143 So this is what he meant by extreme wetting. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1144 What do you expect? It's Jersey. 1.2687 0.04259 134 101 30 3
1145 I lift my lamp beside the golden boor. 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1146 Hold on tight! We're about to be in for a Trumpy ride! 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1147 We're entering an oxymoron. 1.2667 0.05065 135 109 16 10
1148 Sure it looks bad, but let's give it a chance. 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1149 See? This is why I stopped coming to Staten Island. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1150 Sorry guys, I guess he built a 'sea wall,' too. 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1151 Hold on everyone, lets give the tsunami a chance. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1152 Like I told you, America welcomes refugees with open arms. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1153 Ignore the sound and fury but watch out for its hands. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1154 First Putin, now Poseidon!? 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1155 No no, we're LEAVING.....and you can keep our jobs. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1156 I wish he really had drained the swamp. 1.2636 0.04985 129 103 18 8
1157 Wake me when it's over. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1158 America 2017: The New Wave 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1159 It's one of those New York swells I read about! 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1160 Go home! Pay no attention to that woman across the water! The Great Comb-Over has spoken! 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1161 Forget about free. In a couple of seconds we're gonna be yearning just to breathe. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1162 Wow! A tidal wave from a shitstorm. 1.2636 0.04985 129 103 18 8
1163 Here we go with the extreme vetting 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1164 Don't let its small whitewater hands deceive you. This wave is unpresidented. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1165 Donnie Tsunami 1.2636 0.04985 129 103 18 8
1166 "So this is 'extreme vetting'! 1.2636 0.05223 129 105 14 10
1167 POTUS, float us! 1.2636 0.04985 129 103 18 8
1168 I never thought I would be drowned by a comb over. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1169 No, Canada is the other way. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1170 Give me your fears, your prejudices and your huddled minds... 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1171 I think we should have taken the Circle Line 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1172 Hang on. Let's give this wave a chance. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1173 I knew they were small, but why so many? 1.2636 0.05337 129 106 12 11
1174 Oh no! it's the great weave!! 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1175 No, give ME your tired, your poor, your hungry... 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1176 What an unpresidented, bigly wave! 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1177 Hold on tight. Huuge climate change straight ahead! 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1178 Something is telling me this isn't going to end well. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1179 It's been doing this ever since we took Trump Tower off the guided tour. 1.2615 0.05070 130 105 16 9
1180 Wow, the little hands, too. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1181 Who knew waves could be orange? 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1182 Hold tight as we enter the mouth of lies. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1183 Don't be afraid, he just wants to make us great again! 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1184 Quick! Drop the anchor babies! 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1185 It's the populist wave that was rejected by New York. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1186 So, is that the wretched refuse of their teeming shore? 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1187 9/11 a liberty threat; 11/9 a comb-over regret. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1188 This wave is not 'unpresidented'... 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1189 I've decided to take him literarily, but not seriously. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1190 It's called the new wave of politics. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1191 Trump-nami! 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1192 Is this what they meant by Trumped up trickle down? 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1193 Welcome to 2017! 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1194 What little hands for such a bigly wave! 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1195 Ha, ha! We all know not to take him seriously! Don't we........................... 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1196 'According to the polls there's no way the trump wave will crash into us...I'm sure we'll be just fine' 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1197 Man, that wave is yuge. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1198 Looks like getting out of the US will be as hard as getting in from now on. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1199 That hair looks all too familiar. Ladies, cover your laps. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1200 Tremendous wave, tiny hands - It's the Tsunami-Elect! 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1201 It is that orange hair monster with small hands. Speaking Russian. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1202 Did we decide on Canada or Cuba? 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1203 Just remember, it's more afraid of you than you are of it. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1204 I guess we'll have to yearn to breathe free someplace else. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1205 Hurry, huddle your masses! 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1206 Wave goodbye everybody! 1.2598 0.05386 127 105 11 11
1207 I still think we should have waited for Christie to reopen the George Washington Bridge! 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1208 so this is how Hillary felt during the compaign. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1209 California, here we come! 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1210 I didn't think it would be a water wall. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1211 I lift my lamp beside the golden boor. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1212 On your right is the Statue of Liberty. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1213 What changed? We're huddled and yearning. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1214 They call it El Blanco. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1215 What's that tweeting noise? 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1216 Make salt water great again! 1.2598 0.05386 127 105 11 11
1217 It's "give me your masses" not misses. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1218 Steady now. He alone will save us. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1219 He made the wave great again. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1220 Are we sure Canada is full? 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1221 It was the perfect storm. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1222 Let's just wait and see if he's all talk. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1223 Was he saying vetting or wetting? 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1224 I'm scared. Let's row back to Syria. 1.2598 0.05269 127 104 13 10
1225 He's trying to brand the ocean! 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1226 Anyone here named Hilary? 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1227 No worries. Some scientists say that is a small wave and this is a big boat. Believe me. 1.2578 0.05113 128 104 15 9
1228 Here we have our new face of government 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1229 Tiny hands. We know what that means. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1230 I think it's another Chinese hoax. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1231 Don't worry, Lady Liberty has weathered more than this... 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1232 REVERSE! We need to rethink this! 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1233 Brace yourselves: Angry white squall! 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1234 So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. Sad! 1.2558 0.05077 129 105 15 9
1235 Hold on. I need to tweet about this! 1.2558 0.05195 129 106 13 10
1236 We're getting mixed messages here. 1.2558 0.04956 129 104 17 8
1237 Huddle up, things are about to get hairy. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1238 See, I told you he was all wet. 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
1239 I saw the exact same wave in West Palm Beach! 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1240 Beware the Trumpnami! 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1241 That hair...Oh my God, it's him! 1.2540 0.05397 126 105 10 11
1242 Now, do you believe in climate change? 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1243 Wave back, everyone! 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1244 We thought it was fake news! 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1245 A wall of water? This guy is serious. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1246 I thought the wall was in Texas. 1.2540 0.05397 126 105 10 11
1247 This'll be great. Just wait and see. 1.2540 0.04053 126 95 30 1
1248 Don't worry - he can't win. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1249 Onward! It's just an old rug on an oil slick. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1250 Avoid eye contact. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1251 We'll be back in four years. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1252 Don't worry, it's just another Chinese hoax. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1253 Big,BIG hands!!! 1.2540 0.05278 126 104 12 10
1254 Passports? 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1255 Land of the free-for-all 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1256 Hang on -- it looks like the dreaded Orange Tide is headed our way. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1257 Come on--let's give it a chance! 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1258 This wave is bigly….REAL bigly! 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1259 We're not going back unless we get a really good deal! 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1260 Gimme, you muddled asses! 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1261 Uh, oh! I think this is what they meant by "extreme vetting." 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1262 Try to look beyond the obvious. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1263 It's true. He does have small hands. 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1264 And this concludes the optimists' rowing club tour. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1265 Such tiny hands! 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1266 This area is famous for its yuge and terrifying weaves! 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1267 It's the wave of the future. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1268 The last Thanksgiving. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1269 What do we have to lose? 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1270 You're angry? We're heading for Canada. 1.2540 0.05278 126 104 12 10
1271 That can't be real foam! 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1272 Wow, the bluster has turned gale-force. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1273 Small hands, but Great Wave! 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1274 Oh my god it's the dread Trump Tidal Hair! 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1275 Alright, we've got seven people and five lifejackets. Will all climate change deniers please raise your hands. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1276 Grab 'em by the dingey. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1277 The other ninety percent of it is hidden under water. 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
1278 Nothing funny about this! 1.2520 0.05586 127 108 6 13
1279 Heeeere's Donnie! 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1280 Keep ajar the golden door oh mighty molded pompadour. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1281 Looks like Orange is the new Blue. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1282 ...and if you look to your right, you'll see Lady Liberty... 1.2520 0.04996 127 103 16 8
1283 The sea was very grabby that day. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1284 Oh no, it's a Trumpnami !" 1.2520 0.04996 127 103 16 8
1285 Okay ladies, guard your pu$$ies! 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1286 Remember to take it seriously, not literally 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1287 This must be the tidal wave that struck America. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1288 Uh-oh, let's catch the next wave. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1289 Yoo-hoo...huddled masses! Pay no attention to the man behind the wave! 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1290 Here comes the latest threat to our life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1291 This is where we get combed over 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1292 Maybe now he'll liquidate his assets. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1293 He really DOES have small hands. 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1294 Is it possible to drown in a comb-over? 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1295 We're never buying another Groupon tour! 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1296 Co-opted iconic symbology everywhere, and not a drop to drink 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1297 November 9th, 2016. 1.2500 0.05325 124 103 11 10
1298 Oh great, he can control water now! 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1299 Row everyone,...Row; we don't want to get caught in that "Comb-Over"! 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1300 He said he would make waves great again. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1301 I think, maybe, we are not welcome! 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1302 Now THAT'S a comb-over! 1.2500 0.05201 124 102 13 9
1303 Donald, calm down. We know you won. 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1304 The hands, so tiny, how much damage can they cause? 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1305 Hold tight, our only hope is to ride this one out! 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1306 Welcome! Now get out 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1307 Clearly we've crossed over to the Jersey side. 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1308 I guess it's time to show your green card Juan 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1309 Donald Trump? Wave goodbye, everybody. 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1310 Fear not people; just a simple blowhard. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1311 Believe me! This is going be a total disaster! 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1312 They're not sending us their best people! Some are tired, some are poor, some are just huddled masses. Sad! #he-who-must-not-be named-on-buildings 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1313 I'm sure it will calm down after the inauguration. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1314 The experts only gave Hurricane Donald a 20% chance of making landfall. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1315 Deb, I told you that pot was a lot stronger today than when we were in college! 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1316 Tell him he has great hair. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1317 I told you we should have just waited for the next Staten Island ferry. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1318 Just as he predicted, it's HUGE! 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1319 If we make it through this, we really are great again. 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1320 Who said I wouldn't know a rogue wave if I saw one right in front of me? 1.2500 0.05201 124 102 13 9
1321 Looks like this tired, poor, huddled mass won't be breathing free anytime soon. 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1322 Welcome to America 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1323 I just knew Canada by boat would be a bad idea. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1324 Yep. The hands really are tiny. 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1325 Wait! We're just passing by on our way to Canada! 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1326 Wave back, you idiots! 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1327 Oh my! the tsunamis from November 8th has arrived 1.2500 0.05325 124 103 11 10
1328 It wants to see our ID's. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1329 The tired, the poor and the huddled masses are in the boat to your left. 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1330 And that's the president. You'll get used to him. 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1331 With hair like that how dangerous can it be? 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1332 Ladies and Gentlemen,- - -a bit premature---this wasn't supposed to happen until January 20, 2017. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1333 Maybe it's waving goodbye 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1334 That's the dumbest looking wave I've ever seen. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1335 But we're huddled masses. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1336 We are documented and LEAVING - Let us pass! 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1337 Big hair, big mouth, small hands SCARY 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1338 Am I the huuuuugest wave you've ever seen?" "Am I the huuuuuuugest wave you've ever seen? 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1339 Ever since the debunking of global warming, the waves seem huge! HUGE! 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1340 But we're not terrorists or wretched refuse. We're fit, rich, and coddled classes learning to freeze brie." 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1341 Don't worry, folks, it'll blow itself out! 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1342 Relax, we're smuggling beauty queens. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1343 Making America swell again is starting to look violent 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1344 So much for huddled masses yearning to be free.... 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1345 Wow, the Wave of Revulsion appearing during a Storm of Controversy. 1.2480 0.05163 125 103 13 9
1346 Don't worry, folks. Your pre-existing conditions are still covered. 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
1347 I think we should have stayed in the swamp. 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
1348 A rising tide swamps all boats. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1349 As you can see, climate change is a myth. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1350 We should have tried the wall. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1351 Land of the free, home of the wave.... 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1352 And I thought the wall idea was bad. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1353 I'm mostly just so distracted by those tiny hands. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1354 The secret password is "comb-over". 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1355 Whoa! Looks like the swamp is coming here. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1356 Stroke! It's the big ugly wave of populism! 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1357 Wave, everybody! 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1358 Look! Donald is making waves already! 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1359 If we all row really fast we can get out of here by Inauguration Day. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1360 Yes, he has taken us by storm. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1361 We should have expected this. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1362 This is unprecedented. 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
1363 I thought we would make it before Trump became President. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1364 Your tiny hands are no match for our diversity! 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1365 And over here we have the inevitable wave of hate crimes. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1366 Is it my imagination or is this what the next four years will really look like? 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1367 Don't blame me, I voted for Clinton. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1368 This is the last time I rely on CNN's hurricane tracking poll. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1369 Global warming! 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
1370 Nothing to worry about--he's all show. Believe me. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1371 And this is where global warming submerged Ellis Island. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1372 Is this what you call "wait and sea"? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1373 My nausea comes in waves. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1374 The Wave of Tyranny! 1.2439 0.05207 123 102 12 9
1375 Maybe it'll pivot. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1376 Let's just wait and see if it goes away in four years. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1377 But we are giving you our tired, our poor and our huddled masses. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1378 Oh boy! It's telling us things are going to be fantastic! 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1379 The sea is angry today. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1380 If we weren't facing imminent doom, I'd almost think it was funny..... 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1381 Don't take it literally. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1382 No, wait...it's receding!! Must have thought we were going to hold a press conference. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1383 This too shall pass! 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1384 I feel it: "Make the Ocean Great Again!" 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1385 I think we can avoid this if we head north 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1386 "Give me your tired, your poor"… yeah, right... get outta here! 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1387 Winslow Homer's: The Fraud Warning. 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
1388 Pay no attention to that lady behind the curtain 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1389 Those idiots said that hurricane Trump wasn't going to develop! 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1390 I've heard of Red Tide, but this looks more orange to me! 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1391 Oh, no! Trump Tower sewer has sprung a leak. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1392 Moby Trump! 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1393 Why did we decide against landing in Canada? 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1394 He also managed a hostile takeover of the Hudson River. 1.2397 0.05252 121 101 11 9
1395 "That wave is huuuuge. Tremendous wave, believe me". 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1396 Anyone got a green card? 1.2397 0.04070 121 93 27 1
1397 Calm down! That lady with a torch invited us! 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1398 Everybody call it "The Great Wave", nobody mention the little hands. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1399 Did he tweet about this? 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1400 Moses! Get your red staff out and let God part his comb over, so we can cross to freedom! 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1401 He's ready for the new wave of immigrants. 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1402 This is what you get when squall line meets hairline. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1403 Looks like we're in for a Don-easter folks! 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1404 Look out - those tiny hands aren't just for waving. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1405 It'll never happen, this is all just a joke. 1.2397 0.05632 121 104 5 12
1406 Oh great, he's franchising weather now. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1407 His immigration policy is even scarier than I thought! 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1408 We should have built a larger vessel for at least 1,460 days and nights of reign. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1409 I thought New York was a sanctuary city! 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1410 We're not immigrants, we're tourist! 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1411 Hope overcome by a wave of discontent. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1412 Swim for Liberty Island! What the hell have you got to lose? 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1413 Let's just give it a chance -- it may pass 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1414 What's really scary is that bad comb over. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1415 This isn't exactly what I pictured when he said a 'wall'. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1416 These must be the so-called 'amber waves of grain'. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1417 I had no idea that waves could be orange. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1418 It's so bigly! 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1419 If life is but a dream, I would like to wake up now. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1420 This is why you signed waivers, people. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1421 We’re gonna need a bigger boat. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1422 I didn't see this coming! 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1423 That wall sounds pretty good right about now. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1424 Relax, its only Trump L'oeil! 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1425 Wow... Look at those tiny little hands 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1426 Look to your right and you'll be able to catch a brief glimpse of Lady Liberty. 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1427 I guess he really is a force of nature. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1428 As we feared, this is a result of the seismic convergence of politics and climate change denial. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1429 Don't worry, he's got small wavelets. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1430 So is it us or him that's going against the tide? 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1431 Shalom! 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1432 Attack of the Great White Groper! 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1433 Who wants to try Canada? 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1434 And over here we have a monstrous Trump weave! 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1435 Ask him how to get to Carnegie Hall. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1436 I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WANTS TO DRAIN SWAMPS!? 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1437 I've never seen a wave with such tiny hands before. 1.2397 0.05252 121 101 11 9
1438 And as we approach January 20, 2017, we have a small craft advisory warning throughout the East Coast. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1439 Relax Marge, it's just a lot of bluster. It'll blow over. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1440 This must be a sea wall that Trump has built to keep us out! 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1441 We were just on our way to Canada, Mr. Trump 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1442 Dramamine, anyone? 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1443 okay everyone, brace for 4 year impact! 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1444 Hang on tight, this one's bigly. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1445 Let us pass, Mr. Trump. We're refugees from America. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1446 I recognize those small hands and comb over anywhere. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1447 The hands really are quite small. 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1448 Watch out, ladies, he's got lots of hands. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1449 Look at those hands, they really are small! 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1450 It's trying to make America wet again. 1.2358 0.05173 123 103 11 9
1451 It's what I've been saying all year long...."Yikes! this can't be happening!' 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1452 These happen every 16 years or so. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1453 So this is the new immigration policy I've been hearing about. 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1454 "...Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free...The wretched refuse of your teeming shore...Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door." NOT! 1.2333 0.05389 120 102 8 10
1455 Quick! Denounce Hillary! 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1456 It's a Trumphoon!!! 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1457 As for you poor and tired huddled masses, "Fagettaboutit!" 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1458 I guess we were too tired, too poor, and too homeless! 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1459 Who called me Ishmael? 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1460 I'm more concerned with the tiny hands. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1461 You are right Jane, Trump World is a scary ride! 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1462 The sea was angry that day, my friends. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1463 Despite the terrific rain of half-truths and tremendous flood of reckless lies, the scientists bravely clung to their facts. 1.2333 0.05257 120 101 10 9
1464 Is it just me, or does that sea monster have really small hands? 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1465 As if the wall weren't enough... 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1466 Don't think this Trump-nami will blow over anytime soon. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1467 Don't worry, it's just a big weave. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1468 Don't worry. He doesn't have a mandate. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1469 Uh oh. Who brought the sacrificial virgins? 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1470 Let's bail. 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1471 You think this was the wall he had in mind? 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1472 That's not a big wave. It's a combover. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1473 This is our final stop. Now shake hands with your greatest fear. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1474 I'm more worried about the rogue pompadour. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1475 Looks like a bad wave day! 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1476 Quick! Let's huddle our masses. 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1477 Let's hope it blows over without too much damage. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1478 The Perverted Storm 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1479 Trying to escape Trump is going to be harder than I thought. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1480 The hair is the least of it. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1481 In terms of storms this one looks like a loser. Sad. 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1482 A dam might have been more useful than that wall. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1483 Wow, yes, exactly like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. 1.2333 0.05257 120 101 10 9
1484 Well, 'the huddled masses' are about to be 'tempest tossed'! 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1485 It looks like we're going to have a bad hair day 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
1486 That's the second scariest comb-over I've ever seen. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1487 Get ready for the ride of your life. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1488 This is our wave of the future! 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1489 Relax, my shrink says post-election comb over hallucinations are normal. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1490 Just remember that it's only a hoax create by China 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1491 Extreme vetting! 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1492 Sorry, Trumpie, sanctuary city. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1493 Clearly its form over substance 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1494 Don't worry, it's the wave of the future. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1495 Quick! Say the magic words: "Radical Islamic Terrorism." 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1496 You keep comparing it to Hitler, but I don't think it looks anything like Hitler. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1497 Mary, look how small his hands are! 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1498 It's not an effect of global warming - but it'll probably be another cause. 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1499 Inaugural poster considered for new immigration policy. 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1500 Warning Ladies...guard your pussies! 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1501 I've never seen an orange and yellow wave before. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1502 Not your normal wave, it's what we call a comb-over. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1503 No thanks Mr. Trump. We're headin' for Cuba. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1504 Uh, I think we may headed in the wrong direction. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1505 Let's make America bait again! 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1506 The mouth that roared 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1507 Well, if this doesn't Trump all! 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1508 The wave is terrific! But we're still voting for Hillary. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
1509 But we are tired, poor and huddled! 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1510 Waves of fear are everywhere in these tides of change. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1511 Making sea-level rise great again. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1512 Make America Great Again. Go Home. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1513 As our tour nears its end, I would like to thank you again for joining us on today's Ellis Island "Immigrant Experience" adventure. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1514 She's confused. No tired, no poor, no huddled masses are allowed. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1515 I thought he said he would only build a wall. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1516 You know, he will make us pay for this! 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1517 Back off! Supermodels onboard! 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1518 But we're not illegal; we're only coming from Williamsburg! 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1519 Don't worry, it won't rock the boat until next month. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1520 Beware the brazen giant with tiny hands, who extinguished the torch of the mighty woman! 1.2288 0.05303 118 100 9 9
1521 This wave is going to grab us by the prow and do whatever it wants! 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1522 Maybe we should give it a chance.. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1523 Uh oh. I thought 'huge wave of disaster' was just a metaphor. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1524 Looks like we have to pay the toll. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1525 Anyone else feel like things have been stranger since the election? 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1526 Let's don't go to Jersey. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1527 No, there aren't any tired or poor aboard, just a huddled mass of hedge fund managers. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1528 No, it's totally fine. He just likes to wave. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1529 Quick, there's no time to lose: SELFIE positions! 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
1530 Don't be scared. He's just pretending to be something he's not. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1531 I can't even part my own hair. What makes you think I can part this sea? 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1532 Relax, ladies. I have enough small hands to grab all of you. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1533 This must be the "life is but a dream" part. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1534 Don't let my comb-over and small hands bother you. I love immigrants. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1535 President-Elect Trump's welcome wave towards immigrants. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1536 Who said "Give me liberty or give me death?" 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1537 Well, at least the wave is great again. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1538 Let it wash over us, it'll be tremendous. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1539 Nature imitates politics. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1540 With that hair, and those tiny hands, it was the second scariest thing to happen in New York. 1.2288 0.05164 118 99 11 8
1541 Tsunami Trump swamps the American dream 1.2288 0.05164 118 99 11 8
1542 Donald Trump has definitely made it harder to get into the country! 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1543 Red rover, red rover, let no one comb over 1.2288 0.05164 118 99 11 8
1544 No, we're the Brooklyn Rowing Club. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1545 And to your right, you'll see the land of the free, home of the wave. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1546 But we're tired, poor and a huddled mass yearning to be free. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1547 I told you not to trust the polls! 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1548 I'm not really getting that "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses" vibe. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1549 Quick, set the GPS for Havana! 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1550 It's blowing hard today . 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1551 From every ocean wide, let freedom sink! 1.2288 0.05164 118 99 11 8
1552 We should wait and see, give this wave a chance. 1.2288 0.05164 118 99 11 8
1553 Yes, 'grab them by the dinghy' is a good immigration slogan for you. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1554 Do you think that this is a welcoming or a groping? 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1555 No worries, only attacks immigrants! 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1556 Everyone! Cheer wildly and show no fear, he's desperate for our approval. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1557 Courage! We will over comb if we just keep rowing. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1558 Oh swell no. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1559 Did anyone even bother to read the reviews before booking this trip? 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1560 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a...what?! 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1561 What have we got to lose? 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1562 Let's keep rowing to Canada 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1563 Oh NO! ... it's the Trump sea wall! 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1564 Looks like one of those 4-year storm cycles! 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1565 Quick, fasten your wallets! 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1566 Just hold your breathe; it'll be gone in about four years. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1567 Hang on for greatness. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1568 I guess some combovers are worse than others. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1569 It just wants to tweet, hide your phones, folks! 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1570 Uh oh! We're going to get drenched....bigly! 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1571 Is that a wig? 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1572 Oh, but look at those adorable tiny hands! 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1573 Just stay calm, we've been in business since 1776 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
1574 Not to worry, the experts say that there's an 89% chance that it won't hit us. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1575 LEFT FULL RUDDER ! 1.2269 0.05124 119 100 11 8
1576 You were right; it was 'amber waves of pain.' 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1577 No, he only tweets at low tide. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1578 He never said what would be great 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1579 I'd say he was a nightmare, if we weren't all in the same boat. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1580 So tell me again why they didn't do something about climate change when they had the chance? 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1581 ...and this we received from China. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1582 Even Lady Liberty flirted with me. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1583 Alex Baldwin, ladies and gentlemen. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1584 I vote to ride the wave... 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1585 Don't give me your tired, your poor! 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1586 Women and children grab the life jacket! Everybody else, prepare to make America great again! 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1587 Now this wave takes credit for putting the "sue" in tsunami. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1588 Don't worry. It can't grab us with those tiny hands. 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1589 Go on, pull it! It's real! 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
1590 It's just hair. 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
1591 Not so much a cruel sea as ironic. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1592 Forget the Trump wave—it's the tiny hands that should worry you. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1593 Haircules is upon us! 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1594 Wave to Ms Liberty, Darling. It may be your last chance 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1595 No, Dramamine won't help. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1596 He certainly is making America wet again. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1597 Don't worry, we'll get by. He's not gonna mess up that hair. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1598 But we're from Slovenia! 1.2222 0.05307 117 100 8 9
1599 And this is where our economy tour ends. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1600 I know he's draining the swamp, but isn't this going too far? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1601 It must be the wave that swept Trump to the White House. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1602 Wave goodby! 1.2222 0.05166 117 99 10 8
1603 It's a wall and waterboarding combo. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1604 Help! It's a trumped up wave! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1605 Oh no, another Chris Christie shenanigan! 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1606 What very nicely formed and astonishingly above average size hands you have! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1607 It's not just the sea that is angry these days, my friends. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1608 I think it's more afraid of us than we are of him 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1609 Look how small those hands are. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1610 Orange Crush 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1611 He's asking us if we are bad hombres. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1612 We should've waited after the impeachment. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1613 We should've taken the Circle Line. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1614 Pat Robertson still blames this one on gays somehow. 1.2222 0.05166 117 99 10 8
1615 The 2016 election results as foretold by a famous Chinese artist. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1616 Looks like we're in for some Extreme Wetting! 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1617 Don't worry: it's just a splash over. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1618 Sorry, no inauguration performers here, either. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1619 Where you folks from? 1.2222 0.05166 117 99 10 8
1620 Wow! The Trump Water Tower! 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1621 Maybe Canada wasn't the best idea 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1622 Thank goodness this is just a cartoon! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1623 Rogue waves .... another phenomenon brought about by extreme climate change. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1624 Don't worry--comb-over waves always fizzle out. 1.2222 0.05307 117 100 8 9
1625 - On the bright side, it cannot possibly be as bad as it looks. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1626 Hold on tight. Here comes an unprecedented YUGE wave! 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1627 I think my fear of tsunamis and my fear of politics are starting to merge. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1628 No worries ! It's just a new administration coming in. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1629 How is this making America great again? 1.2222 0.05166 117 99 10 8
1630 He's everywhere. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1631 Wow-look at all those little finger waves! 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1632 Watch out for the Trumpnami! 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1633 Must be a tsunami from the earthquake in D. C. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1634 His face looks more orange on television. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1635 What do we have to lose? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1636 Here on your right is New York's largest nocturnal swamp creature. Notice the large mouth which is used to make up for its tiny hands. If you listen closely, you can hear it calling us all losers. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1637 He must have drained the swamp. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1638 " " no caption necessary 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
1639 Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses caught in a never-ending nightmare... 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1640 I think I paid too much to get into this country. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1641 I take back my vote for change. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1642 Don't worry. Tsunamis can't happen in America. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1643 Looks like an unfolding tragedy! 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1644 My goodness! He's having a huge bad hair day. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1645 Oh, that's just Trump draining the swamp 1.2185 0.04944 119 100 12 7
1646 He really is all sound and fury! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1647 It's a sue-nami! 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
1648 Send me your tempest tossed, and I'll waterboard em good.... 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1649 Now THIS would make a great musical! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1650 That is the HUGE bad hair wave they were warning us about! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1651 Keep your hands, feet and combs inside the boat at all times. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1652 Don't give me your tired, your poor, your muddled asses.... 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1653 Huddle up. This too shall pass. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1654 Huddled masses, hard on starboard. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1655 up close his hands are small 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1656 O come on! What a big bag of wind 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1657 The hands are small but the wave is huge. 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
1658 Believe me! It's going to be juge! 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1659 This must be his East Coast version of "Build a Wall". 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1660 Don't Worry, no one respects boaters more than I do. 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
1661 Look at those hands,it must be him. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1662 is there any way this is metaphorical? 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1663 Of course, you're right. We'll wake up tomorrow morning and Hillary will be the next President. 1.2174 0.05353 115 99 7 9
1664 And up ahead is the rarely seen wave-over. 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
1665 It too scary here. Let's row back to Syria. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1666 And we thought Super Storm Sandy was a disaster! 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1667 Small hands. Ha ha! 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
1668 sorry Mr. trump, but were not immigrants. just tourists. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1669 Anyone have a couple of rubles? He built a sea wall and we have to pay for it. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1670 That is definitely not an amber wave of grain. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1671 A full-blown tweetstorm. Wow! 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
1672 Liberty or death? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1673 This is way cooler than a big wall. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1674 I admit it looks bad, Vern, but just give it a chance. 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
1675 Well, I mean it probably won't end up doing all the things it says it will. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1676 Prepare yourself for the Entitle Wave 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1677 And I use to think Medusa was scary! 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1678 I already miss 2016. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1679 That'll make your masses huddle! 1.2174 0.05208 115 98 9 8
1680 I'm getting mixed messages. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1681 Xenonami 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1682 Look out! It’s a Trumpnami! 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1683 Stay calm. It's part of the extreme vetting process. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1684 Quick! Get the sump pump for the Trump Dump! 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
1685 This is not normal. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1686 Is that a toupee? 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1687 And this is a sight to see! It's the new presidential wave. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1688 Hang on. Another small-handed blowhard. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1689 Unless one of you is named Moses, you're about to get soaked 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1690 We are going to go low when he goes high, so get in battle positions now! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1691 Are we huddled masses yearning to breath free? Yes, but some, I assume, are good people. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1692 Yet another depiction of the impending Trump apocalypse. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1693 Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses--but just the perfect 10's--yearning to be groped. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1694 Oh no, it's the rogue wave! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1695 First it was the wall on the border with Mexico ,now this... 1.2174 0.05208 115 98 9 8
1696 Small hands!!! 1.2174 0.05208 115 98 9 8
1697 It's going to be O. K. ! Look, Lady Liberty is holding up a giant can of hair spray! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1698 Stupid GPS! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1699 Don't worry. He's just testing a new anti-immigrant plan. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1700 Just a very bad dream, folks, which, trust me, you will wake up from in four years, I promise. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1701 Isn't it a bit early in the season for a Trumphoon? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1702 Let us Liberals go! 1.2155 0.05020 116 98 11 7
1703 Relax. A squall like this can't last. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1704 SUE-nami! 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1705 Tsunami? No. in New York we consider it a yuge monster wave. 1.2155 0.05020 116 98 11 7
1706 Wall if by land, wall if by sea.. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1707 Tidal wave, sure, but whoever heard of a tidal combover? 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1708 Wow! Even the Wall was created in his image. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1709 A rising tide lifts all boats, right? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1710 That's A Bigly Wave! 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1711 Oh no! Not a beachcomb-over! 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1712 "It's called 'The Suenami'". 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1713 Don't worry, it's just trompe l'œil. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1714 Wave goodbye, ye huddled masses. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1715 He calls it "vetting." 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1716 Dame Liberty was aglow with promise, but The Trump was angry that day... 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1717 The tide has really turned to Trump. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1718 "Huddled mass" is bad enough, but you're also tired and poor. so GET LOST! 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1719 Such little hands, but oh so many. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1720 Anyone know how to throw this thing in reverse? 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1721 I have a recurring nightmare .... 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1722 Don't worry: You'll be waking up any minute now. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1723 Poseidon is looking very presidential today. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1724 We've gone over this before. When I ask for a show of hands, I'm asking the people in the boat. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1725 We will eat your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1726 Can I take a look at that harbor cruise brochure again? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1727 We're the ones you assume are good people. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1728 Don't worry this wave will pass. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1729 Thy Trump runneth over me. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1730 Wow! Another rogue wave. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1731 Anyone here vote for Hillary? 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1732 Wave, everybody! 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1733 Look Out!! It's his rogue weave ! 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1734 You just had to call her "The Minnow" 1.2137 0.05126 117 100 9 8
1735 A rising tide lifts all boats...I think. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1736 I know eleven looks like a lot, but they are tiny! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1737 First I'll take Manhattan, then I'll take . . . 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1738 140 characters won't get us out of this one! It will take another miracle on the Hudson. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1739 Well, so much for wanting huddled masses. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1740 They weren't kidding about his overseas operations. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1741 This wave is Yuge 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1742 So many tiny hands 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1743 Not to worry. The consensus forecast is for calm seas. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1744 Ooh look, it's the Loch Ness Trumpster! 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1745 George Washington never faced these problems crossing the Delaware. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1746 But look, his fingers really are short! 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1747 Watch out for waves from the right! 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1748 I never thought crossing Trump Harbor would be this treacherous 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1749 Even Lady Liberty can't save us now! 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1750 I really need to stop eating pepperoni pizza and reading Shakespeare before bed. 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
1751 Beware, his Twitter feed can capsize any size boat. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1752 Beware its a Trumpnami 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1753 I wouldn't worry. His grabby hands are pretty small. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1754 Hold on! We're about to get hit by New York's most turbulent tide! 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
1755 Look, Trump's waving! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1756 Well...we were all warned that the Trump wave was coming. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1757 My bad. I thought you said we should have BOATED! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1758 It's weird. Despite how ominous this is, those waves are really small. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1759 Watch out! That wave is 'pussy grabber'! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1760 James Cameron is off to a strong start at Homeland Security 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1761 Poseidon uses Trumps hairdresser too? 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1762 In hindsight, I think we should have taken the Trojan Horse option. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1763 Told you not to sign us up for the "Deplorables" tour!! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1764 This tsunami is going to be huge. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1765 Oh I get it! 'WAVE' your rights! This guy is hilarious! What will he do next? 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1766 New policy: the tired, poor, and huddled masses are low energy and no longer welcome. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1767 Careful, it might try to grab you 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1768 How does THAT grab you? 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1769 Just ignore the finger-waving. Small hands, small undercurrent. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1770 Donald's first hairpiece, lost at sea, grew to fit the size of its tank. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1771 They did say it would likely be a "toss-up"... 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1772 Everyone! Put on your popular vote life jacket metaphor! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1773 Beware the grabbing! 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1774 It's part of his new welcome to Ellis Island. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1775 The mouth is OK -- it's the hair that terrifies me. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1776 Now this is really, off..off Broadway... 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1777 Oh terrible, for Russian spies, for amber waves, afraid! 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
1778 Ignore the small hands; down there I'm all business! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1779 Brace yourselves, it's a yuge bigly wave! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1780 Don't worry, he promised to keep us safe. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1781 And he's working on a thinner Lady Liberty 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1782 Some admirers do call him a force of nature. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1783 Why don't we give him a chance? 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1784 Trump wants to replace Miss Liberty with his personally designed immigrant welcome center. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1785 OK! All those with a Selfie Stick....NOW!! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1786 Throw in the Beauty Queens! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1787 Ladies and gentlemen, our 45th president. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1788 Blond waves.....a sure sign of global warming.... 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1789 The hair says Scylla but the hands are all Charybdis! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1790 OK everyone, hold for the extreme vetting! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1791 Moses, can you see the parting? 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1792 Well Dorothy, I don't think we're in New York anymore either! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1793 This'll make Hokusai great again! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1794 Luckily, none of us are Muslims or Mexicans, so this wave shouldn't affect us. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1795 It would be orange if it was. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1796 Aw...look at all the cute, tiny hands! 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1797 Even Poseidon thinksTrump has small hands. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1798 I just figured out that other part of 'give me liberty...' 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1799 Tired? Poor? Huddled? No room in my inns. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1800 Who knew that even New Yorker cartoonists suffered from Trump Derangement Syndrome? 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1801 Stop moving forward and in unison shout "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" . 1.2124 0.05251 113 97 8 8
1802 The Great Trumpsunami of 2016 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1803 Wait for it, wait for it... 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1804 I believe he's going to renegotiate that "huddled masses" thing... 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1805 How many "Nina"s do you see? 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1806 He does have small hands. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1807 At least he has baby hands. 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1808 Give it a chance. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1809 It could be worse. At least we have a paddle 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
1810 I didn't think the popular boat could lose. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1811 Let's hope it's only as deep as its logic 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1812 We were once welcome to "come over". but now we are met by the "Comb-over". 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1813 Gaaaaah! Trumped again! 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1814 It's hands are everywhere 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1815 Oh no...a wave! A great wave! It's the best wave! It's got the best water! It's, like, a wet wave! 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1816 Even Emma Lazarus couldn't find words for it. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1817 Prepare for extreme vetting. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1818 You didn't say it was going to be a wall of water! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1819 I call it 'Trumped-up global warming'. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1820 Permission to drain the Trump, Sir. 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1821 Hurry, we must get back to Cuba! 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1822 We're looking for pre-2017 America. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1823 It's just a Chinese hoax. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1824 I think it wants to see our green cards.... 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1825 Don't worry, it's overcompensating 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1826 That's just another immigrant wave, keep rowing. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1827 Don't criticize its hands and we'll be OK. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1828 Loose lips sink ships! 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1829 Brace yourselves! Comb over waves will grope without warning! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1830 Canada: Now accepting befuddled masses 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1831 Don't say anything about the comb-over. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1832 Please get your little hands off us! We're leaving -- not coming in! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1833 Don't read too much into this 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
1834 He said he'd drain the swamp, not swamp us down the drain! 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1835 He's got such TINY waves! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1836 Shit! It's a Tweet wave! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1837 We're tired, poor and a huddled mass yearning to be free. You'll love us. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1838 Don't you just hate it when the cartoonist gets surreal? 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
1839 This immigration-themed ride is terrifying. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1840 I don't think even Sully can get us out of this one..... 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1841 -and beyond that we have a nice view of the statue of liberty and lower Manhattan. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
1842 It's nothing, just the wretched refuse of the teeming shore. 1.2087 0.05016 115 98 10 7
1843 you tired, you poor, you huddled masses- go back from where you came 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1844 No, no. Let's see where this goes. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1845 Trump-nami! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1846 No worries, look at its hands 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1847 Our nightmare, His dream 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1848 Yeah, it's real...native to New York City... it's called a comb-over wave. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1849 And I thought I was having a bad hair day. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1850 You, Huddled Masses: You're drowned! 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1851 See, I told you Trump was back in New York! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1852 Row, row, row your boat, gently back to sea.... 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1853 OK, now everybody, "Michael row the boat ashore..." 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1854 Look, the President-elect is personally welcoming us! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1855 Did anyone remember to bring the Trump card? 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1856 Don't worry, it's post-factual 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1857 It's okay, they say a rising tide lifts all boats. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1858 Oh, My God! Did I really just scream 'Oh, My God'? 1.2054 0.05251 112 97 7 8
1859 Oh no!! It's the creature from the Trump Tower. Compliment it. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1860 What happened to the Ship of State? 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1861 Huddled masses on the way out. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1862 Trump, Trump everywhere and not a drop of sanity. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1863 Still seems better than the subway. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1864 So, this is how President -Elect Trump will handle immigration. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1865 I would have preferred a wall. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1866 Hurricane Deplorable!! 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1867 Not to worry, this wave is powerless in New York City. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1868 'Oops' is an understatement, Hajib. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1869 Give it a chance. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1870 Where's a mythical Biblical whale when you need one. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1871 It seems we've hit a wall. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1872 And on your right, you will see what scientists call "global waving." 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1873 Let us pass....we have H1B visas 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1874 Let's turn around, this dictator is worse than ours! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1875 That's not a welcome wave. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1876 Oh, so this is what you meant by, "We have an either-oar choice". 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1877 This must be the part he made the Japanese pay for. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1878 Okay, I guess this is a bad hair day! 1.2054 0.05095 112 96 9 7
1879 Next time we row around Manhattan Island I'm skipping the LSD. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1880 Have mercy! We just rowed over from Atlantic City. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1881 "Comb-over" to the Dark Side ! 1.2054 0.05251 112 97 7 8
1882 Middle America warned us about living near the coast. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1883 This wave is going to be hUGE. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1884 Well I think we should give him a chance. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1885 Must be his idea of a sea wall 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1886 No, Ahmed. It wouldn't help if our masses were more huddled. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1887 No matter what happens, don't look at his tiny hands! 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1888 No worries, folks, it's only a common short-fingered Vulgarious wave. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1889 This is Not the Open Arms welcome I was hoping for. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1890 I guess we should have bought those Trump™ life jackets back at the tower... 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1891 Luckily, We have a paddle. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1892 We're getting Trumped! 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1893 Trump towers over us 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1894 Think of it as a wall, of water. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1895 The event that caused this tsunami must've been huge. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1896 Next time I'm taking the subway into the city. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1897 I think we're gonna need a bigger boat... 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1898 Oh, I get it now, it's home of the free and land of the wave! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1899 This wave of Donald Trump support is going to break soon, so row faster!! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1900 Maybe let's keep going north. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1901 Nothing to worry about folks...that's Trump wave. Actually, it's mostly hot air. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1902 We were just tired and hungry. We aren't 'longing' anymore. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1903 It is said that in an alternative universe, the same monster was elected President. 1.2054 0.05402 112 98 5 9
1904 I told you Trump's hair was alive! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1905 Don't worry guys. It's just a YUGE metaphor. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1906 This is because of Global Warming isn't it? 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1907 Extreme wetting? I prepared for extreme vetting. 1.2054 0.05095 112 96 9 7
1908 And on your right is the Liberal reaction to the election. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1909 Oh my God! I thought he was in Washington! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1910 Think climbing over his damn wall would be easier? 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1911 This wave will pass 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1912 Apparently you're unaware of my new immigrant screening process. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1913 The sea was angry that day, my friends. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1914 I've seen this movie and it doesn't end well for us. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1915 A three-hour cruise...a three-hour cruise. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1916 So who'd he get to pay for THIS wall? Atlantis? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1917 Don't worry, it's headed inland in a few weeks. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1918 Oh Lord, It's an "Election Tsunami" 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1919 I heard this place had recently gotten really unpredictable. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1920 Not to worry. Just a Chinese hoax. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1921 I knew we'd get swallowed up by this new wave in politics! 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
1922 Well, you can't blame me...I voted for Gary Johnson! 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1923 Just wave back at it! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1924 Well, at least we were part of the popular boat. 1.2054 0.05095 112 96 9 7
1925 I said: "No more huddled masses!" 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1926 This deportation is gonna be YUGE! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1927 Let's hope it's just one wave. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1928 It is the new wave of immigration enforcement, but it may grab for more than your passport. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1929 The Yuge Wave off Manhattan 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1930 No worries. We're all employees of The New York Times. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1931 Don't worry-they're small hands. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1932 Seems over the top aggressive, even by New York standards. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1933 Are any of you rich? 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1934 You don't look tired or poor so, no. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1935 We have officially entered New Jersey. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1936 I didn't think he meant a wall of hair. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1937 At least we know that the incantation is no more than 140 characters. 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1938 Trump really is on the frontline of the immigration battle. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1939 Women need not worry. Those hands are small. 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1940 Yes! Angry like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1941 Some forecasters are predicting that this storm will last four years, and make "Sandy" look like a gentle rain. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1942 This is turning so 2016. 1.2000 0.05134 110 95 8 7
1943 Please stop! We are tired, poor, and huddled. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1944 Our tour of the Statue of Liberty is about to end! 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1945 Who put up the sign: "no huddled asses wanted" 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1946 And Britain's going to pay for this wave-- believe me. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1947 Welcome to Jersey. 1.2000 0.05134 110 95 8 7
1948 Reminds me in so many ways of our new President. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1949 Don't look now but I think we are about to become wretched refuse. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1950 Keep rowing! This is just a Trump scare tactic to prevent Americans from emigrating to Canada. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1951 Last stop on the 'God Bless America' tour 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1952 My God! There's just no getting away from the big orange turd. 1.2000 0.05134 110 95 8 7
1953 sweet JESUS-- better yet MOSES help us! 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1954 It's not the wave that you need to worry about, the real problem is the wave's chief strategist. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1955 This looks bigly bad for us. Sad! 1.2000 0.05294 110 96 6 8
1956 Maybe it'll pivot before it hits 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1957 Wow, Trump wasn't kidding when he said he alone could wash away the immigration problem. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1958 Don't blame me," Myrtl implored. "I voted for Bernie! 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1959 What an honor . The President , himself , is welcoming us to America ! 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1960 Surprise! Narcissus is leaving the pond. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1961 Oh what a shock! The New Yorker is publishing an anti Trump Cartoon! 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1962 All the forecasts were wrong! Hurricane Trump is making landfall! 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1963 For God's sake, Sydney! Show him your EZPass. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1964 An unnatural disaster born of ignorance? Hold hard! 1.2000 0.05134 110 95 8 7
1965 Wasn't this thing supposed to just eat oil spills? 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1966 Watch your crotch, ladies! It's a tsunami wave of Trump hands ! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1967 Even Al Gore doesn't know about this. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
1968 Huddle together ... here comes the 'tempest-tossed' part! 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1969 This is my favorite ride in the Make America Gasp Again theme park. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1970 Trump's New Wave Order. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1971 "Holy tweet"! 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
1972 Now on your right is the Statue of Trump. Watch your pockets. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1973 Looks like welcoming the huddled masses was just a fad. 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1974 Believe me, its a YUGE hoax! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1975 Some call him Scylla, some Charybdis. 1.2000 0.05134 110 95 8 7
1976 I wonder if Mexico is going to pay for this. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1977 And this my friends is New Jersey. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1978 Don't worry. He's Making America Great again! 1.2000 0.05294 110 96 6 8
1979 Drain the swamp. Bigly. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1980 I told you he had tiny hands. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1981 Welcome to Circle Line's economy tour of New York City. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
1982 Damn those forecasters! 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1983 It came from the sea ... No, it was elected. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1984 (in this case, no caption necessary; only apologies to Hiroshige) ;-) 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1985 We're from Pennsylvania! 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1986 Who told you we accept the tired and the poor? Her? She's just a statue. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1987 So when did Trump get to rule the waves? 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1988 "So this is 'extreme vetting'! 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1989 Swamp the drain. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1990 Maybe we're not the huddled masses they were talking about. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1991 Hold on, it's a President-elect tsunami! 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1992 SUE-nami! 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1993 I thought this tide would be over by now. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1994 "Five times quickly, people! 'Holy Donald, Full of Face. The wall is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst men, and blessed is the fruit of thy comb-over...' 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1995 Perhaps we should've scheduled the Ellis Island re-enactment for before the election. 1.1964 0.04886 112 96 10 6
1996 Is this Trump's new immigration policy? 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
1997 Evidently, he got the tsunami vote. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
1998 Try to keep your backs dry! 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
1999 Hurricane Trump! So sad! 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2000 This "Sea Trump in New York " tour is terrifying!! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2001 Don't worry ladies, America still has a tremendous amount of respect for immigrants with big tits. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2002 The Trump Wave ... it could drown us all! 1.1927 0.04959 109 94 9 6
2003 This is how Trump waves hello to immigrants. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2004 So, when some of us choose not to paddle guess what happens to our liberty. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2005 I hope none of you are ticklish. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2006 No worries, it's only a comb-over wave. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2007 "Is it just me or does that comb over look familiar? 1.1927 0.04959 109 94 9 6
2008 Hold on to your wallets. Ladies duck and cover. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2009 Everybody wave!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.1927 0.04959 109 94 9 6
2010 So much for the land of the free and the home of the ...wave? 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2011 Well, at least he's not Tweeting.... 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2012 Yearning to be free?! I'll show you yearning to be free!! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2013 He just wants to Make America Hydrate Again. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2014 So many hand waves. Such little fingers. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2015 This is what an oceanic personality disorder will do to you, folks! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2016 Mr. Trump is here to save us. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2017 I told you we should have taken The Circle Line tour! 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2018 Just don't make eye contact 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2019 I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2020 Behold, the legendary Trump Towering Wave! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2021 Looks like we should have emigrated before the election. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2022 Global warming seems to have brought the Bermuda Triangle farther north. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2023 Now that's what I call a wave of populism. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
2024 He's expanding his appeal to the unemployed art history majors 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2025 You're Fired! 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2026 This is a strange way to greet and interview prospective cabinet members. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2027 Wave? I thought you said Weave! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2028 This is nothing next to applying for asylum. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2029 My thirst for adventure is suddenly quenched. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2030 It's the wave of the future. And it's going to change things-- bigly! 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2031 So much for amber waves of grain. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2032 Let's hope Miss Liberty took her Dramamine. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2033 Wow, a wave election causing our boat to sink. Has anyone else been a part of a metaphor before? 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2034 I told you immigration was going to become a lot harder, 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2035 Anyone know Nearer My God to Thee? 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2036 President-Elect Trump certainly has a hands-on approach to securing the borders. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
2037 This is going to be a bit longer than a three-hour tour. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2038 Screw the tired, the poor, and the huddled masses yearning to be free. 1.1927 0.04959 109 94 9 6
2039 It's pronounced "Rumpnami." The "T" is silent. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2040 Sure we will be smashed to bits but it will sound compassionate in the tweets. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2041 I think I have the best large wave. Certainly one of the best large waves of anybody that’s ever run for the office of president. Ever. Winning wave. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2042 Well, it won't be the small hands that finish us off. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2043 Don't worry, this wave is going to make America great again! 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2044 It appears they've decided to drown us tired and poor. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2045 Looks like Trump's still not crazy about asylum seekers. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2046 Oh! Tempest tossed! Now I get it. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2047 ... and some have "greatness" thrust upon them. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2048 This trumps everything! 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2049 On the other hand, imagine if Bernie had won! 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
2050 Does he have to be everywhere? 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2051 Liberty " Trumped " 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2052 That wave it Yuge, it must have come from Jina. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2053 Ready to yearn to breathe free? 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2054 Those small hands can't stop us. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2055 We must be on the Jersey side. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2056 No worries -- his part is worse than his bite. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2057 „Thank god this is just a cartoon and not reality.“ 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2058 Mon Dieu! It's the wave of the future. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2059 Maybe it just wants to lend us a hand? 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2060 I told you his hair was the real problem. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2061 Roe, Roe, Roe your boat... 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2062 Edmond Fitzgerald Scenic Boat Tours. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2063 You said he was going to build a wall! 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2064 Gather the women and minorities, two by two! 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2065 It wants the socialist first. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2066 Oh no!!! We are going to be TRUMPED!!! 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2067 This wave is Yuge 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
2068 Give me your drug addicts, rapists, murderers and overweight beauty queens. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2069 Not the great white whale, it's the great orange wave. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2070 I thought I read somewhere, " "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses..." I guess not 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2071 Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed anywhere else. 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
2072 That wave is yuuuuuge. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2073 Is this the new Homeland Security? 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2074 Trump seems to be taking the "tempest-tossed" part a bit literally. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2075 Quick! Everyone grab a tiny hand and put an Android in it! 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
2076 There's nothing to be afraid of. We're leaving. 1.1909 0.04917 110 95 9 6
2077 They say that this will be our wave of the future! 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2078 Hold onto your cats! 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
2079 Don't worry it's just Japanese Line Art. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2080 When he said he planned to stay in New York, didn't you think he meant on Fifth Avenue?! 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2081 Too tired, too poor, too wretched. No lamp for you! 1.1909 0.04917 110 95 9 6
2082 You have to admit ... global warming has made the Circle Line pretty darn exciting! 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2083 And now on your right the President Elect 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2084 On three, everyone wave back at Donald! 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2085 Now, hold on everyone. Let's give this a chance. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2086 'Welcome girls, says Liberty, guard thy pussy!" 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
2087 Wave goodbye. It was great. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2088 Hold on Folks, its going to be a bumpy ride! 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
2089 Who said climate change isn't real? 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2090 I think it may be time for an offering to Poseidon. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2091 Just watch, you losers, he's gonna lift all boats! 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2092 Oh-oh, a deal breaker! 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2093 And you thought mullets were the end of the world! 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2094 There's nothing funny about this. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2095 "Once again, the tired, poor, huddled masses have sailed right into my trap!" Lady Liberty cackled, maniacally. 1.1892 0.05041 111 97 7 7
2096 Land of the Free, Home of the Bad Comb-Over. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2097 Look at those hands, are they small hands? 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2098 Pundits predicted a YUGE rogue wave. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2099 What is that saying about: 'rising tides?' 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2100 Into the welcoming arms of the new administration. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2101 I think Neptune is trying to make the ocean great again. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2102 A sea change is bad enough, but this Trumps everything. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2103 They call it the Orange Wave. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2104 Help! New Jersey ahead. Turn back now! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2105 Kind of rethinking this stay-cation thing. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2106 It's hard not to take it personally. 1.1869 0.04992 107 93 8 6
2107 Note the unruly crest, empty barrel, & tiny hands crashing on the starboard side 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2108 I've never seen an orange-colored wave before. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2109 Quick. Give it the pussy cat! 1.1869 0.04992 107 93 8 6
2110 Keep going north to Canada? 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2111 Quick, Aisha, you're the hair stylist! Do something! 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2112 I'm not sure that this is the way to Cuba. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2113 I knew he wanted to keep us out - but a wall of water?? 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2114 Dude, you need a new look for 2017. 1.1869 0.04992 107 93 8 6
2115 Maybe we should have tried our luck with the 'crooked' wave. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2116 Look! It's the wave of harassment after Trump's victory! 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2117 New York City sewer system backs-up!!! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2118 What do you mean no more wretched refuse? 1.1869 0.04992 107 93 8 6
2119 He's waving us through! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2120 Wow! That's overwhelming! It's Yuge! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2121 Oh NO! ... it's the Trump sea wall! 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2122 He's called Donny Tsunami, but not to worry. This too shall pass. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2123 Bad hair days ahead! 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2124 How's that welcome grab you? 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2125 I voted for him and look what I got. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2126 Back off, you rogue. We're emigrating! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2127 Oh no, and there's one tiny hand for each of us! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2128 Google Maps says this is the fastest route 1.1869 0.04992 107 93 8 6
2129 Glad you enjoyed the huddled masses thing. And now, on to capitalism... 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2130 I have a bad feeling about this. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2131 Immigrating to the U.S. is going to be tougher than I thought. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2132 So, about those jobs... 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2133 What small hands you have! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2134 This is your classic triumphant wave! 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2135 It's the volatile reaction you get when you mix over treated hair and hot air. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2136 This place has gotten far too hairy. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2137 At least there's no wall. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2138 This wave of populism will consume us all! 1.1869 0.05165 107 94 6 7
2139 Quick, toss your Tic Tacs overboard. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2140 Does that comb-over look familiar to you? 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2141 We should have gone with Liberty Mutual 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2142 It's a rare comb-over wave. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2143 Forget about us. We're heading upriver to Canada. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2144 They said Trump rode a tidal wave to victory. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2145 " You don't bother me; I'm a Republican and there's no global warming ! " Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ . 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
2146 Hang on folks! Looks like that unprecedented wave we've been hearing so much about. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2147 Yeah, but what about the statue's emails? 1.1852 0.05287 108 96 4 8
2148 Swamped! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2149 Shoot! I wanted to meet Ivanka! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2150 That's the last time I have the taco bowl at Trump Tower. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2151 Sure it looks like Trump,... that's the scariest part of it! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2152 Hurricane Donald! 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
2153 Not a beach comber, a comb-over. As waves go it's a four. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2154 Donald is doing the wave! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2155 Don’t worry, what doesn't kill you, makes you greater! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2156 Now watch as the Trump wave slowly trickles down. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2157 Don't huddle in a mass! And ladies, watch out for those tiny hands! They're grabbers. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2158 Does he think he’s fooling the other waves with that comb over? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2159 Looks like the hair is real. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2160 Don't worry, he will never be President. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2161 I'm not sure but I know it's not one of compassion. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2162 I still say we should give it a chance. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2163 Even his wall has a comb-over. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2164 It looks like Donald Trump. 1.1835 0.05076 109 96 6 7
2165 Very small hands. We should be fine. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2166 Quick, we must waterboard a minority to appease the sea of anger 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2167 Turns out Mexico didn't want to pay for the wall... this is the backup plan. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2168 The YUGE wave reached out with a thousand tiny hands. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2169 I'm not sure why we rowed out here it's only ONE big wave created by a blast of hot air! 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2170 But we're the huddled masses yearning to breathe free. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2171 Look ! We can ride the wave of discontent to liberty tower . 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2172 Okay everybody, this is it - start yearning to breathe free. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2173 We'd have been safe with Jonah 1.1835 0.04906 109 95 8 6
2174 She's fired! 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2175 After a half hour Sandy began to wonder if the mushrooms used in the salad were actually portabellas. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2176 Oh no! There's that deplorable wave again. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2177 "Is it saying 'come over' or 'comb-over'? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2178 How did it get so big with such tiny hands? 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2179 Looks like a Trumpest brewing. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2180 He really DOES have small hands. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2181 ... and this short-fingered creature emerged, just as the Washington swamps were being drained. 1.1818 0.04864 110 96 8 6
2182 It's gonna be tremendous! 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2183 Don't worry, it's not a Tsunami it's a Trumpnami. They look scary but are 80% hair. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2184 This is going to be "uge." 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2185 Farewell liberal elite, enjoy Canada. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2186 All hands were saved; the ship's cat however, was indeed… Grabbed 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2187 All right, everyone. Please calmly form a huddled mass at the rear of the boat. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2188 What would Captain Ahab do? 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2189 Now Trump is colluding with the weather?! 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2190 Oh shit, we should have come here before he became President. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2191 Quick, ladies - tops off and forward! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2192 Anybody else see that? 1.1810 0.05203 105 93 5 7
2193 Hold on, everyone! This one's going to be hairy! 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2194 ...a three hour tour, a three hour tour.... 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2195 Give me your poor and your drowning 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2196 WHO KNOWS THE KADISH ? 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2197 So is this his idea of a "great, big, beautiful wall"? 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2198 The next one's a biggly. 1.1810 0.05024 105 92 7 6
2199 Weather forecast for tonight: dark and Trumpy. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2200 Oh No! It's the dreaded tsuDONNY! 1.1810 0.05203 105 93 5 7
2201 A dangerous wave, but with such small curls, we can ride it out. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2202 Time and toupee wait for no man. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2203 We're in luck. The Lusitania is just leaving and will pick us up. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2204 This still beats traffic on the East River Drive. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2205 We're about to do so much swimming, folks, that pretty soon you're gonna be tired of swimming. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2206 It's OK, he doesn't mean half the things he says. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2207 He says he's going to make America wave again. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2208 Don't panic;, we can handle any Trumped-up wave. 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
2209 The huddled masses had it easy. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2210 Don't recognize him without the hat. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2211 I hope this isn't practice for emptying the swamp in Washington! 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2212 Hey Muhammad,...quick question...did you put down "Proud Muslim" on your visa again? 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2213 The hair looks familiar. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2214 Oh my God...It's Trump , the self proclaimed god of the sea and his little hands pushing us away. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2215 Looks like the statue has changed her mind. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2216 Beware all ye who enter here 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2217 I told you we should've used our air miles. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2218 Oh my God! He wasn't kidding! 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2219 Looks real to me! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2220 Women, don't let it grab your- 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2221 We're tired and poor huddled masses who'd rather breathe free in Canada. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2222 We're taking the next wave out. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2223 Don't blame me; I voted third-party. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2224 Immigration is about to get hairy! 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2225 I guess climate change IS real! 1.1810 0.05024 105 92 7 6
2226 Donald J. Tsunami 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2227 We're Saved! 1.1810 0.05024 105 92 7 6
2228 We want to call this part of the wall 'Death by Small Hands.' 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2229 That's sure one ugly looking squall! 1.1810 0.05024 105 92 7 6
2230 Let's take heart and pull together. This may look overwhelming because it's big, disgusting, ugly and orange but don't worry folks; it's not a permanent wave. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2231 Just soak it all in. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2232 Hold on to your you know what! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2233 Where's Molly Brown when you need her? 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2234 You were right, Margaret, we should have taken the ferry to Staten Island. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2235 You were right, honey – this totally beats the thing that I wanted to do. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2236 Yes! We're all Trump supporters. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2237 Give. Me. Your. Huddled. Masses. Bwahahahaha 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2238 I know it says poor and huddled, but what about wet? 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2239 It's either a wave of grief or a hot air Tweet Storm .. get ready for a bumpy ride . 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2240 Swamped! By hands...and a wave-over! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2241 And this, ladies and gentlemen, will soon replace the Statue of Liberty 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2242 The waves of nausea are especially choppy lately. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2243 Oh no, its the trumpocalypse! 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2244 Don't panic, it's just a title weave. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2245 Don't worry...this wave will crash bigly. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2246 The dangers of hand wavey immigration policy 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2247 The tired, the poor and the huddled masses flee the Trump tsunami. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2248 If you ask me, this is more of an American nightmare. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2249 There's a pretty funny joke about small hands and a big mouth but I just can't remember it. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2250 Blimey! It's Don the Beachcombover! 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2251 You'd think he'd be pleased to se us leave. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2252 Welcome to the new Ellis Island! 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2253 And this had to be Jonah's day off? 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2254 No, this isn't global warming, it's more corporate. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2255 Sure, you're tired, you're poor, you're in huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but you've got to go back where you came from, fill out your paperwork and get in line. You'll come back legally, BELIEVE ME. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2256 Quick, show the Donald your ID. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2257 It was inevitable. From Business Tycoon, to Presidency, and now he's King of the Seas. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2258 A rising tide lifts and separates. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2259 Finally, a rising tide to lift our boat. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2260 With hair like that how dangerous can it be? 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2261 He says he wants to play Hide the Tsunami. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2262 See I told you this was New York. The Statue of Liberty is on the right and that's Donald Trump right in front of us. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2263 Don't worry. Hillary's got this. 1.1810 0.05024 105 92 7 6
2264 Don't worry. He doesn't mean it literally. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2265 I'm afraidwe're about to become huddled masses yearning to breathe. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2266 I'm thinking we should keep paddling to Halifax. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2267 Coming to deport your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. 1.1810 0.05024 105 92 7 6
2268 Welcome to the U.S.A. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2269 Great. From tempest-tossed to Trumpest-tossed. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2270 The Lady is a Trump! 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2271 No more poor or tempest tossed 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2272 Well, at least the billionaires are safe. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2273 I'm confused-- Is Trump welcoming us or trying to drown us? 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2274 See? It only looks scary to spineless liberal types. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2275 New York, New York, a helluva town. The waves are up, and the City is down. The people sail in a hole in the groun'. New York, New York, it's a helluva town!! 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
2276 We should have left when we said we were going to. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2277 OH NO...that wave is HUGE! 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2278 Ahhh...the fickle fingers of fate. 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
2279 And the next mile is sponsored by Trump Enterprises. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2280 Jeez, talk about plagiarism. 1.1792 0.05157 106 94 5 7
2281 Quick! Everyone praise its fabulous hair style and enormous hands! 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2282 Ahoy! We bring tired, poor, huddled hands to help your tiny ones... 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2283 Quick, somebody tell him what the statue says! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2284 Poseidon has been Trumped. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2285 He's making sailing great again! 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2286 nobody, not even that wave, has such small hands. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2287 Ladies, remember, we asked for this. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2288 Straight ahead, the yang of Trump's coiffure, and to your right, ladies and gentlemen, the ying of Lady Liberty. Now, paddle desperately in a circle for 2020, please. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2289 ...and on your right... 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2290 Do any of you have a comb? 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2291 Yes, I see what you mean, there is a resemblance. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2292 Excuse me sir, is that a Mexican wave? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2293 If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2294 I'm sure you'll be happy to learn it was all a bad dream. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2295 For God's Sake,somebody grab the Hair! 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2296 Is our boat being swamped or trumped? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2297 Just a hoax folks. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2298 But your hair ISN'T good. 1.1731 0.05193 104 93 4 7
2299 The Donald just gets more power hungry every day! 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2300 Donald Trump is building a wave, too. 1.1731 0.05010 104 92 6 6
2301 To make your deportation memorable Trump sends his farewell. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2302 Steady, mates - make the comb-over wash-over. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2303 Take it in, people -- classic lesson in branding! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2304 Wait! We are wearing Trump life vests! 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2305 Here we have an example of the government's new immigration reform initiative. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2306 Bernie would've won. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2307 Don't leave. I'm going to make America great again. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2308 She was supposed to lift her lamp beside the golden door, not the orange wave. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2309 O Captain, My Captain--get back in the boat! 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2310 Hey, it looks just like Trump! We have nothing to worry about! 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2311 We're going to need a much bigger boat! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2312 Isn't this how The Perfect Storm ended? 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2313 On the count of three, 'Row row row your boat,' 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2314 It's not a perfect storm, but it's certainly a bigly wall of water. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2315 Grab me some tired, poor, huddled masses to clean my golden commode. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2316 I told you this would be more exciting than the Circle Line cruise. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2317 I'm initiating a strongly worded rebuttal about this. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2318 Oh no, it's a dreaded suTrumpi! 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2319 Relax. It's just a trickle-down squall. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2320 They're a lot less amber than I was expecting. 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2321 It's the new Wave Wall. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2322 Wow! Didn't I tell you this beats the Staten Island Ferry? 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2323 Since November, Lady Liberty shares NY's Harbor with Munch's less well-known work: 'Wave'. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2324 Next time we'll spend the extra money for the guided boat tour. 1.1731 0.05010 104 92 6 6
2325 Meh, he's not gonna get us. He doesn't even have experience being a wave. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2326 A word to the wise--don't rock the boat. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2327 Oh, no -- it's Hurricane Donald! Watch out for those tiny hands, ladies. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2328 I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2329 Et tu Kraken? 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2330 What the hell do you have to lose? 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2331 Now I feel wretched. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2332 Even hurricane Trump has a bad wave. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2333 We always knew the Hudson would eventually avenge for Sully. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2334 Oh, no. It's the Trumpusami! 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2335 Women, children and immigrants first 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2336 On second thought, maybe those 'teeming shores' weren't so bad. 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2337 These little town blues... 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2338 New Secretary of the Navy. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2339 'Hard left rudder - Trumpnami ahead' 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2340 We come to TWEET your greatness oh wavy haired one 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2341 You think this is bad? You should see the security at Trump Tower. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2342 First a wall and now a wave? 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2343 Damnit Jane, I told you not to tweet at @realdonaldtrump until after we got to Canada! 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2344 Who said this was the best way to get to Ellis Island? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2345 It does look like Trump, right down to the small hands. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2346 Hokusai influences Trump in securing our borders. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2347 We're looking for Ellis Island 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2348 I thought it was a symbol to come over here, not comb over here. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2349 Oh, Oh!!!! We're in for another HAIRY experience!! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2350 I can't decide if it's art deco, oil spill, or paisley. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2351 Don't worry. He only eats immigrants. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2352 I think we should have taken the Circle Line tour. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2353 It's his latest version of "THE WALL". 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2354 We're tourists Mr. President-elect! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2355 At least my economic anxiety is gone! 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2356 I have a feeling this isn't going to be a tempest in a teacup... 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2357 He's not the regular sea monster 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2358 OK everyone, hold for the extreme vetting! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2359 "It's OK, Mr. Trump. We're all naturalized. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2360 And, up ahead is that killer wave I mentioned earlier. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2361 And ahead we have the new Wave of Immigration 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2362 It'll run its course. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2363 It's HUGE! Quick, yearn to be free. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2364 Hold on everyone! This one is bad! Very bad! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2365 I guess this rising tide is meant for other boats! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2366 Oh, that's right... It inauguration day! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2367 Maybe you could give us a push towards France? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2368 This might be more than just a one hour tour. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2369 Tweets from Trump theme park: Wretched refuse enter at your own risk. Crooked statue. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2370 Change course to the West Coast! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2371 This work was funded by the government and dates back to 2018 right before the midterms 1.1731 0.05193 104 93 4 7
2372 The right kind of headwind combs through any flyaway. 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2373 I am now getting a distinct feeling that the environment here no longer welcomes our yearning to breathe free. 1.1731 0.05010 104 92 6 6
2374 Maybe we should head back. 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2375 Quick. Throw the ex-mayor overboard. 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2376 Don't be afraid. On land, he used to be far more dangerous. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2377 It is a wig! 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2378 Extreme vetting! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2379 Tiny hands and a comb-over don't scare us. We'll trump this wave. -USA 1.1731 0.05010 104 92 6 6
2380 Lying Lady Liberty--she never wanted your huddled masses. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2381 Oh my .., it looks just like the evil border god of American political mythology 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2382 I didn't expect the wall to be so fluid! 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2383 Even the waves look like him. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2384 And what if you can't make it there? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2385 It's heading to the Potomac River... 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2386 Roll your eyes at it 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2387 And now we're just seconds away from yearning to breathe free! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2388 On the count of three you will wake up. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
2389 Who needs this?, the Staten Island Ferry is free! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2390 Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2391 I think that our days of riding the crest of a wave are about over... 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2392 Weather alert: Hurricane Donald expected historic category 6, gale force words, bombast to 20 feet, take cover 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2393 I guess Americans want climate change? 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2394 In America, asylum seeks you. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2395 Imagine what he'd do if he didn't want us to immigrate. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2396 I thought they were called white caps. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2397 Don't worry, it won't be as bad as it looks. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2398 On second thought, I don't think I'm THAT wretched. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2399 Look out! Its ignorance and intolerance! 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2400 Si, we are U.S. citizen. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2401 Someday, this will be a Hollywood movie. So why don't we sing a song as we're drowning? 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2402 It's a rogue permanent wave! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2403 We should have listened to the weather briefing. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2404 Would you kindly point the way to Ellis Island? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2405 It's one thing to snarl traffic on the GWB but this is ridiculous! 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2406 Trump's Immigration Poli-SEA 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2407 To your right you'll notice one of our famous trump-waves. They're great, they're huge, everybody loves them. This is not scripted, it's my honest opinion. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2408 I'll introduce you to my friend Davy Jones for some locker room talk. He's one of the good ones. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2409 Quick, throw him a sweet tweet! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2410 If we can just make it thru to the other side we will all be ok. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2411 No worries. Mr. Tiny Hands ain't gonna drain this swamp. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2412 Where there is no Wall, there is The Wave. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2413 Wait, didn't he say Great Wall? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2414 Don't give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, Keep the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, somewhere else 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2415 A Trumpnami ahead! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2416 Trump....you suck! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2417 Okay, liberal New Yorkers! Welcome to the inaugural Trump Reality Cruise. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2418 He may grab you by the p**** but don't worry girls, he won't get you wet! 1.1667 0.05040 102 91 5 6
2419 Could that really be the golden door? 1.1667 0.05040 102 91 5 6
2420 Now that's a problem of biblical proportions! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2421 I don't think anyone of us are ready for the Republican wave 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2422 Really scary....but did you know you can save 15% on your car insurance? 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2423 And to your right is Trump Tower, offering the "huddled masses" a different perspective. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2424 Derivative of James Cameron and Katsushika Hokusai while still evoking that Fukashima glow. How cliche. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2425 This wave in particular was inspired by Donald Trump. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2426 Ice hole straight ahead! 1.1667 0.05040 102 91 5 6
2427 I thought he said a wall, not a wave! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2428 Now do you understand how he’ll fix our trade deals? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2429 Which way do we row to get to Ellis Island? 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2430 Please don't leave. It will be great! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2431 I thought the tweet was about being tired, huddled, and yearning, but maybe that was only the Cabinet. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2432 I say we let it drown us, it's the only way to start over! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2433 I wish he'd stay in Washington! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2434 Don't worry, the size of the hands doesn't correlate with the size of the waves. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2435 Give me your terrified, your fool-hardy, yearning to capsize. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2436 Give me your tired your poor, your -- Hey, hey, get the hell away from them! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2437 It's just a comb over, no worry... 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2438 I see the orange curl! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2439 He even finds a way to take credit for bringing water back to America! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2440 Don't be an alarmist--give the wave a chance. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2441 Hold that pose, I want to get this on Instagram! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2442 I didn't think that Trump had this much influence. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2443 The hair...tiny hands...everyone's trying to make their million capitalizing on Trump around here! 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2444 It's the wave of the future. We all have the DTs. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2445 Attention My Fellow New York Row Boat Enthusiasts...we have the privilege of watching our new President Donald J. Trump make the Hudson River Great Again! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2446 Build the wall! Such big hands! We're Episcopalians! 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2447 Remember, a rising tide floats all boats 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2448 Keep your hands to yourself; these aren't no nasty women!! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2449 Yes by golly..............It's definitely a rouge wave. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2450 Trust me, swimming is great cardio. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2451 Gee, this is turning out to be a swell day. 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
2452 2016 just keeps coming in waves, kids. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2453 So that's the dreaded wall. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2454 Not to worry -- a rising tide floats all boats! 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2455 Donald has renamed this New York Hairbor. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2456 Yeah, I guess I'm the only one who saw this coming. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2457 Get ready . . . We're about to be swamped! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2458 Where in hell did that come from? 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2459 ...But incredibly tiny hands. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2460 We knew that he opposed immigration! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2461 Everyone take a deep breath and hold on, we're about to hit some strange white water! 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2462 They say it comes every eight years. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2463 Oh look! A rogue nationalist with small hands! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2464 Wow! Trump's Tsunami really is Disney's scariest ride! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2465 Nope, nope, the water’s actually calm. Good day for boating. He said so on Twitter. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2466 At least there's only one! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2467 My! What big eyes you have. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2468 Get outta my hair! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2469 " Lady Liberty Battles Trump World," Disney's newest and scariest ride is drawing mixed reviews. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2470 Love trumps hate. And in an unexpected turn of events, Trump drowns love 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2471 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2472 Before she helps us come over, we have to make it through this awful comb-over. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2473 Thank goodness it's not real! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2474 Ok, ok, you're gonna need a bigger boat 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2475 So much for the old huddled masses 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2476 He hasn’t swamped any of our boats yet, but several female passengers report being grabbed by the pussy. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2477 It'll pass by just like Bush did. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2478 And on your right is the portion of the tour we call "the opposite of Mount Rushmore." 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2479 And on your right, ladies, we have the ghost of 2016. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2480 He says the Mexicans will pay for this wall, too. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2481 Women and Chicanos first, my ass! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2482 Policy change'; Tired, hungry, poor - out; best and brightest - in. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2483 And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the repository of The Swamp. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2484 He may appear menacing, but what harm could he do with such small hands? 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2485 As you can see we have the most marvelous,most fantastic and the greatest waves ever! Period! Bigly! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2486 Trumpest in a teapot, this is not! 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2487 It's Trump's choice for Director of Immigration. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2488 Quick, put on your tweet jackets. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2489 Don't worry, he promised to keep us safe. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2490 I'm open to suggestions. 1.1667 0.05040 102 91 5 6
2491 He can't reach us. We're in the popular boat. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2492 Our only hope is extreme rowing! 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2493 Welcome, to the land of Extreme Vetting. He, he, he. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2494 Take back your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free ... 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2495 "Is he trying to keep us out? Or is he trying to keep us in? 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
2496 I knew nature would have the upper hand! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2497 Row, wade, row, wade, we can row for Roe v. Wade! 1.1667 0.05040 102 91 5 6
2498 Last but not least on our Manhattan tour, the angry wave over 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2499 It was more effective than a wall. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2500 This is the moment the rise of the oceans will begin to be YUGE 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2501 First Trump wanted to keep people out, now he wants to keep people in? 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2502 Wait! We're rested, rich, well-separated elites yearning for a strong leader. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2503 Hang on: It's Hurricane Donald. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2504 Er, this concludes this part of the tour. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2505 Watch out, ladies! This wave will grab you by the pussies! 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2506 We'll be fine if we don't rock the boat! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2507 Don't worry. It's just a bad hairpiece. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2508 Prepare yourself for the deluge, folks! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2509 Not so great! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2510 It looks like there is a new guardian of freedom at the entrance to New York Harbor. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2511 I'd been considering leaving the Press Pool already, honestly. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2512 I don't think we're invited to help MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
2513 Maybe we should try our luck with Germany.. 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
2514 It's a bad hair day no matter where we go. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2515 Look, Trump is waving at us! 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
2516 We're Saved! 1.1650 0.05180 103 93 3 7
2517 He's taller in person than I thought he'd be. 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
2518 I don't like the look of that comb-over. 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
2519 I turned her lamp off. If your yearning to breath free, you might try Canada. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2520 Looks like it was a ROGUE wave election! 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2521 The Fake News Colossus 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2522 We're going to pay for that wave 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2523 Who told him we're moving to Canada! 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2524 So much for a welcoming party. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2525 Don't worry. All of his hands are really small. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2526 Never mind the eye, I don't want to look at the hands! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2527 Who checked the tide table? 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2528 Grab them by Nyuyoku ichi. Yu Kando Oni thing. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2529 We know we're tired and poor but he didn't need to call us 'wretched refuse'. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2530 I hear there are calmer waters further north! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2531 This nice friendly wave will definitely help us. Yay! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2532 No way we can escape the Trump tsunami! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2533 We're the lucky ones. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2534 I see Voldemort. Or maybe Sauron. Who do you see? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2535 AND I thought when coming to America the beautiful we'd see amber waves of grain...! 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2536 Make the wave great! 1.1584 0.05021 101 91 4 6
2537 Hair we go!!! 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
2538 Darn. I thought the Electoral College would save us. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2539 Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my JAWS beside the golden door! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2540 This is a swell howdy-do. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2541 Who wants a tickle? 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2542 Quick, bring out the taco bowl to appease it! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2543 Who you gonna call? 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2544 That? It's Poisidon's last warning to turn back from Trumpland. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2545 A rising tide lifts all ships! A rising tide lifts all ships! A ris--- 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2546 Man, I miss the L train. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2547 I swear I just heard that tsunami yell, "you're fired!" 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2548 I thought he was building a wall in Mexico? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2549 Told ya. New York--Home of the "Swells!" 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2550 Compared to the Statue of Liberty's, I suppose they are. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2551 You had to bid one NO Trump! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2552 Amigos, it looks like we have a waiver. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2553 It's the new Trumpnami water feature at Ellis Island. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2554 Don't worry, it is a hoax! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2555 I think we just got Fukushima-ed. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2556 Making the Wave Great Again 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2557 It's gonna be great! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2558 It's just a wave of social regression, don't worry I know the magic words to tame it: You're hands are enormous; you're hair is poetry in motion! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2559 Oh Lord, be good to me; my boat is so small and its hands are so tiny. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2560 The watery depths of hell? I've seen worse. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2561 We've got enough food on board for four years. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2562 Hold on for dear life, this is a category-five denier wave! 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2563 I DON'T FEEL SO WELCOME. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2564 Was the Red Sea EVER this angry Mort? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2565 New York City has the best Tsunamis. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2566 Don't be frightened, its just New Jersey 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2567 FAKE NEWS - I never said 'wall,' I said 'wave.' 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2568 Notice the small hands, grasping as if for a mother's love it can never find. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2569 Not my tidalwave! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2570 Don't worry it'll blow over. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2571 Here comes the ripple effect! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2572 That is one 'UGE wave!! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2573 A Trump wave! Darn forecast called for calm sunny days. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2574 NO! I said look at all those BIG hands. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2575 Now don't forget to wave back... 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2576 Oh no! Looks like we're trumped! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2577 At least we've had the peaceful and orderly transfer of power 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2578 I hate to say it, but Aleppo is looking quite good right now. 1.1584 0.04820 101 90 6 5
2579 Donald, give us a hand! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2580 Small hands can leave a big wake. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2581 If we throw one minority out of the boat can the rest of us come in? 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2582 And this is only the beginning! 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2583 Maybe ocean levels ARE rising. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2584 Welcome to Trump Country, can I see your passport or Green card ? 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2585 Move to the back of the boat and you will be amazed. Trust me. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2586 When he promised the new border control would be beautiful AND effective, this isn't what we envisioned. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2587 I didn't know a Wall of Water was one of his campaign promises. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2588 It's virtual realty, keep rowing! 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2589 Rule the Donald, the Donald rule the waves! 1.1569 0.04775 102 91 6 5
2590 Does anyone have bad hair colored crayons? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2591 It's a cartoon dream, obviously: three short fingers instead of four. Still, I really want to wake up. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2592 Watch out, it's The Donald hair tsunami! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2593 Let's all doo the wave!! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2594 In this depiction of America circa 2016, we see the world through the eyes of Donald J. Trump. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2595 Must be the Hairicane Donald's rogue wave we were warned about back on the dock! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2596 I can't tell which part I least want to fall on me. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
2597 That hair - that face! It looks SO familiar! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2598 Bluster away - the climate has definitely changed! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2599 United, we can ride this out. 1.1569 0.04775 102 91 6 5
2600 Trump sends waves to drown illegals. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2601 Excuse me, which way to Ellis Island? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2602 It's Donald! 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2603 Looks like they changed the part about "yearning to breathe free." 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2604 Not to worry folks, these Trump Tsunamis are all hair. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
2605 I swear, we're just coming from Statin Island. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2606 Look, he's waving to us 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2607 Nice work on the yearning, everyone. Now, into huddled mass formation, quickly. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2608 It never even wanted to be a wave. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2609 Hopeless, Lady Liberty can only stand and watch. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2610 Just wave him off. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2611 A wave of support for president Trump's proposed immigration reform evidences itself in New York City's harbor. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2612 Oh nooooo! That wave looks like a really, really, really crappy caricature of Donald Trump! 1.1553 0.04928 103 93 4 6
2613 Looks like the last Trump storm of the year then the depressions moves to Washington 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2614 Hokusai, shumkusai, it still looks like him 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2615 Anyone you know? 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2616 If we pull together, the storm will pass. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2617 But the forecast said smooth sailing until 2017. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2618 We came all this way only to be featured in a racist cartoon? 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
2619 These Trump-Tsunamis occur only when there is seismic activity around our electoral process. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2620 Give me your investment bankers. Your tired, poor and huddled masses? Not! 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2621 Japanese art really does come alive at MOMA! 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2622 We are tired and we are poor, we are leaving the lamp beside your golden door. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2623 Have you noticed how short the fingers are? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2624 "Row, row, row your boat" were their final words. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2625 On our right, there's Lady Liberty! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2626 The inscription reads: 'Give me your wretched losers yearning to breathe free, and work for me for free, and then get em the hell outta here.' 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2627 And just off the prow here you'll see President Trump's more understated younger brother, Tsunami Trump. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2628 Cover your laps and hold your breath! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2629 Look out! We're about to be quaffed by the coiffed wave! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2630 Hurricane Trump! Let's hope it's not as scary as it looks! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2631 I told you global warming was a hoax. It's global waiving we have to worry about. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2632 We are too strong for it to capsize us. But, ladies, be on the lookout for those tiny waving hands. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2633 Is it too late to move inland? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2634 Is the top of that really his crest? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2635 You want to grab me by the WHAT? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2636 Hard to trump this welcome. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2637 It's new for 2017. Our "Swirling Eddy of Despair". 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2638 No torch. No torch . She's waving bye bye. Except....Any super models? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2639 Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free... "Hey did anybody read the fine print?" 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2640 I don't care what that nasty woman said. You are not welcomed here. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2641 Don't catch this wave. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2642 FORGET freedom . . . we're about to be Trumped! 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2643 Rogue wave ahead. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2644 Trump could no longer deny the existence of climate "change". 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2645 And while the Statue of Liberty was a beacon of hope for new immigrants way back when; this is what new immigrants can expect! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2646 Don't worry. It may look scary, but it couldn't possibly tip a boat like this... 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2647 Yes I agree the CIRCLE LINE would have been the better choice. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2648 It's the Trump-ocalypse. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2649 He's got it wrong! We're not chasing our jobs abroad; we're content to wander the seas for the next four years.... 1.1515 0.04840 99 89 5 5
2650 Everyone who bought travel insurance gets rescued. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2651 And over here is New Jersey... 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2652 We have our birth certificates and tax returns right here for your inspection. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2653 No, son, the amber waves are actually amber. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2654 Don't worry, that "Trump" wave will never last... 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2655 There's no escaping The Donald effect ! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2656 Where's Hillary's Ark when you need it? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2657 Just hold your breath and prepare to bail. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2658 Hold on! 2017 is about to grab us! 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2659 Hmmm...little hands, a comb over, all wet from New York. ..it's the President elect! 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2660 sure the A train from 59th will work. but your a wave, why don't you just take the east river? 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2661 Neptune Tests a New Spray 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2662 Such small hands... 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2663 a hair's breadth away from the american dream 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
2664 "That's sure is one Trumped up wave 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2665 Putting some wave in his hair is a YUGE improvement. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2666 The Trumpback wail is not on everybody's wavelength. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2667 Uh oh, it's the Tempest Tosser. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2668 He makes the best splashes, you'll see! 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2669 Bring me your poor... 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2670 I know you folks are going to enjoy this three hour tour. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2671 I see the whitecaps of their eyes! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2672 We're gonna need a bigger boat again. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2673 Wow--look at that amazing comb over! 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
2674 (In the very, very near future) "I see the president's plan for immigration reform is now in effect." 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2675 Up ahead is the President's new beach combover. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2676 Not being on the same wavelength can be a good thing. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2677 Now I understand why the masses required so much huddling! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2678 And finaly,as a thank you for using Trump boats your, families will all be issued refunds. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2679 ...and finally the Towering Trump-nami. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2680 I feel a hug coming on. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2681 My God!! It's the Trump tsunami!! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2682 What the fuck...! 1.1515 0.04840 99 89 5 5
2683 I had hoped that we would avoid the 'tempest-tost' part. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2684 Not climate change; climatic change! 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2685 Don't take it literally. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2686 Oh, what a metaphor! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2687 Honest, we have our immigration documents coming in the next boat. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2688 lt's grabby and huge! 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2689 Why did we refuse the teeming shore? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2690 I asked for a sign! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2691 The 2017 Inauguration. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2692 Oops! Too late. We've been intercepted by President Trump 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2693 Now, if you look to your left.... 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2694 This phenomenon is obviously caused by feelings of inferiority. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2695 Oh, no! It's a tidal wave with groping hands and a nightmarish political disaster, all wrapped in a comb-over. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2696 The poor, huddled masses are tired of you. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2697 Those hands are surprisingly big! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2698 Maybe leaving because of the election results was a mistake. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2699 I told you the "2016" ride was realistic. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2700 He didn't say anything about a waterwall! 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2701 This is the comb-over I was telling you about. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2702 Put your hand in the hand of the man that stills the water... 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2703 Hopefully the calm comes after this storm. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2704 Bye Bye, you Deplorables... 1.1515 0.04840 99 89 5 5
2705 Another "Gropenami"!!! 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2706 That's a really hairy wave! 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2707 The comber's comb over was magnified by its tiny hands. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2708 Happy New Year World. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2709 I told you there would be some surprises! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2710 Donald? 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2711 These are not the immigrants you are looking for 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2712 Merrily we row along...oblivious to our fate. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2713 As we row sharply to the Left, nothing can possibly go wrong! 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2714 I actually prefer this nightmare. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2715 Global warming has made the 'orange tide' ferocious this year... 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2716 Does anybody know what a killer wave looks like?! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2717 This is what happens to Liberty with too many hair implants and too much testosterone. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2718 Where have I seen that comb over ...oh I know. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2719 That's just water, just like they're just words. Not gonna hurt us, folks. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2720 That wave has far-reaching political significance for us. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2721 Couldn't he have just tweeted about Hokusai !? 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2722 "Anyone here tire? Poor? Tempest tossed? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2723 I'm demanding a refund--this tour sucks. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2724 Trump's water wall? We're gonna pay! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2725 And, finally, the newest feature of our tour: This bigly wave washes us all back to Ellis Island. 1.1515 0.04840 99 89 5 5
2726 The unholy See. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2727 To the right, behold the Trump wave tower. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2728 The waters surrounding the statue are not supposed to be so treacherous! 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2729 Why is the lady so angry? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2730 So this is what the new comb-over control approach to immigration reform looks like! 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2731 Only in New York, folks-a tsunami with a combover! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2732 This is not my ocean! 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2733 Oh, I get it! It's a cartoon about Tru-- 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2734 Gimme your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe my extreme vetting. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2735 And this is the 'Great Seawall of America', dating back to the twenty first century. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2736 Rain is the death of his do. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2737 And that leads us to the Hurricane Sandy part of our tour. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2738 Hair Ho!!! 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2739 Don't miss your chance to photograph the Swell Of Swill. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2740 I love how climate change is trying to prove itself. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2741 Then the Trumpmendous wave huffed and he puffed and blew the boat load of immigrates right out of the water and clear over the huge, tall wall. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2742 They let him brand this water, too. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2743 We're with Sully Sullenberger. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2744 I think we're about to be swamped. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2745 Does that wave look like Donald Trump to anyone else? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2746 Uh-oh! Here comes the "tempest-tost" part of the invitation! 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2747 Oh Crump! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2748 'The shores of America are not as welcoming as we were led to believe." 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
2749 A Perfect Storm. Wait - didn't they all drown in the movie? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2750 Avast, Ishmael, Big Hair High Up; Tiny Hands at the Bow. Hard to Starboard! 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2751 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream ... 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2752 Get ready huddled masses for this entitled wave. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2753 Now that's what I call a trumped-up welcome wave. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2754 Look, the Statue of Gibberish. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2755 It's okay, kids. You know what they say about waves with tiny, ineffectual hands. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2756 I know, we were told! 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2757 Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to ME, I'll throw them back into the sea! 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2758 We're still pretty sure her hands are bigger 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2759 Hang on! Its not the wave that will kill you, but the cabinet behind it. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2760 Uch, another performance piece about the election. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2761 does he think his new policy of scare tactics on immigration will work! 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2762 Wave or wall, what difference does it make. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2763 The wavelets look small, but they can really grab you. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2764 It's a Trumphoon, we are all doomed! 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2765 They were divided on whether it was a breaker or a comber, but they all agreed it had small ripples. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2766 Look out for the orange wave! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2767 Hey! This sort of thing doesn't happen in November! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2768 Welcome to Trump's America! 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2769 ....and that's what we call a "Trumpnami"! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2770 Is this what they mean by an immersive experience? 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2771 I spy, with my little eye... 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2772 Watch out, I’m licensed to carry small arms 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2773 " I am told that in America you can over comb anything". 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2774 I prefer the classic Pirates of the Caribbean attraction. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2775 You are not President yet! 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2776 OK folks, in the next few minutes, to really experience New York like a New Yorker, we're going to practice paying as much attention to style as to substance. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2777 Not to worry! I hear they welcome the tempest tossed refuse from teeming foreign shores. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2778 What do you mean Emma Lazarus sent you? Who in th