Contest #550


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550


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-12-26
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-01-08 (estimated)
Number of captions 5554
Number of responses 463593
Number of participants 25040


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 When I asked you to line up a meeting with the Department Chairs, this is not what I meant. 1.9525 0.03016 779 295 226 258
1 Are you willing to relocate? 1.8098 0.03808 410 168 152 90
2 Where do you see yourself five chairs from now? 1.7979 0.04103 386 172 120 94
3 Actually, we were looking for someone a bit more aggressive. 1.7461 0.04194 319 140 120 59
4 At one point I had them in a semicircle, but it gave people a sense of equality. 1.7453 0.04368 318 147 105 66
5 Martin realized he was facing some fierce competition for the ghost writer position. 1.7291 0.04727 299 151 78 70
6 For $25 you can upgrade to the Business Class interview. 1.7133 0.04641 279 135 89 55
7 As you can see, we do things differently here at Pez. 1.6920 0.04968 263 138 68 57
8 Obviously you weren't my first choice. 1.6824 0.04670 255 124 88 43
9 What makes you think you were not our first choice? 1.6811 0.04518 254 119 97 38
10 I'm looking for someone with whom I can work closely--but not too closely. 1.6786 0.04373 252 114 105 33
11 To be honest, you weren't our first choice for this position. 1.6786 0.04687 252 123 87 42
12 You weren't our first choice. 1.6747 0.04806 249 125 80 44
13 Where do you see yourself sitting in five years? 1.6721 0.04562 247 117 94 36
14 I'm afraid this is the end of the line for you, Jenkins. 1.6667 0.04797 246 124 80 42
15 The good news is, there's room for advancement. 1.6625 0.04643 240 116 89 35
16 Thank you for lining up a meeting with the department chairs. 1.6582 0.05236 237 131 56 50
17 As you can see, we have plenty of advancement opportunities. 1.6568 0.04518 236 111 95 30
18 So, how's the assertiveness training course going? 1.6568 0.04864 236 120 77 39
19 In which chair do you see yourself sitting in five years? 1.6550 0.04992 200 96 77 27
20 I have good news and bad news, Agent 008. 1.6511 0.05212 235 130 57 48
21 Correct. Advance one chair. 1.6416 0.04650 226 110 87 29
22 I must admit, you weren't our first choice. 1.6330 0.04520 218 103 92 23
23 For an additional $75, you can upgrade your interview from economy to first class. 1.6262 0.05047 214 113 68 33
24 Well, you're remotely qualified. 1.6262 0.04915 214 110 74 30
25 Norm, this isn't what I meant about lining up a meeting. 1.6262 0.05047 214 113 68 33
26 Where do you see yourself in seven chairs? 1.6250 0.05054 216 115 67 34
27 I won't lie, you are not my first choice. 1.6209 0.04975 211 110 71 30
28 I have a risky assignment for you, 008. 1.6209 0.05368 211 119 53 39
29 We got rid of middle management. 1.6190 0.05041 210 111 68 31
30 I'm afraid it's the end of the line for you, Mr. Jones. 1.6154 0.04944 208 108 72 28
31 And you must be Mr. Zyzzik 1.6111 0.05525 198 113 49 36
32 Yes, I rowed in college. How did you know? 1.6098 0.05053 205 109 67 29
33 Due to some recent layoffs, you'll report directly to me. 1.6068 0.05084 206 111 65 30
34 Just being careful, until the sexual harassment suits are settled. 1.6030 0.05556 199 116 46 37
35 You'll be working with a team of seven ghostwriters. 1.6030 0.05602 199 117 44 38
36 This is just a simulation, Mrs. Grierson. In Alaska, you'll use real dogs. 1.6030 0.05275 199 110 58 31
37 Welcome to your first day of assertiveness training. 1.6010 0.05441 198 113 51 34
38 Will I lose my place if I go to the restroom? 1.5990 0.05369 197 111 54 32
39 My employees tell me that I am hard to reach. 1.5969 0.04937 196 102 71 23
40 We need more middlemen. 1.5969 0.05145 196 106 63 27
41 As you can see, there's plenty of room for advancement. 1.5918 0.04835 196 101 74 21
42 Great answer, move up one chair. 1.5907 0.05054 193 103 66 24
43 Unapproachable in what way? 1.5864 0.05258 191 106 58 27
44 So, why do you want to work for Amtrak? 1.5864 0.05463 191 110 50 31
45 As you know, you weren't my first choice for this job. 1.5864 0.05463 191 110 50 31
46 Where do you see yourself five chairs from now? 1.5842 0.05281 190 106 57 27
47 It's true, you're not our first choice... 1.5820 0.05197 189 104 60 25
48 For fifty dollars you can upgrade to a First Class interview. 1.5812 0.05210 191 106 59 26
49 It's not the typical workplace, but there's room to advance. 1.5798 0.04764 188 96 75 17
50 Thank you for applying for one of our remote positions. 1.5798 0.04998 188 100 67 21
51 You have room to advance here. 1.5784 0.04697 185 93 77 15
52 Johnson, I really need you to be upfront with me. 1.5784 0.05610 185 109 45 31
53 Now, you've probably heard I can be a bit distant... 1.5784 0.05117 185 100 63 22
54 Yes, Wilkins, there is a reason you’re always the last to know. 1.5761 0.05254 184 102 58 24
55 On the plus side, there's a lot of room for advancement. 1.5738 0.05334 183 103 55 25
56 I think you have the potential to move forward. 1.5738 0.05045 183 98 65 20
57 I may not be able to see you today. 1.5714 0.05358 182 103 54 25
58 Let me ask you the same question I asked the others... 1.5691 0.05714 181 109 41 31
59 Yes, this is a metaphor. 1.5691 0.05325 181 102 55 24
60 Correct. Move forward one seat. 1.5691 0.05267 181 101 57 23
61 Yes I was a coxswain in college, how did you know? 1.5667 0.05632 180 107 44 29
62 Let me be clear son, you're eighth in line for the job and nobody else applied. 1.5667 0.05632 180 107 44 29
63 Son, I feel like we've never been close. 1.5635 0.05329 181 103 54 24
64 …and when did you last see your cloak of invisibility? 1.5618 0.05850 178 110 36 32
65 I am sorry, I think we are looking for someone a little more assertive. 1.5618 0.05515 178 104 48 26
66 There is plenty of room for advancement here. 1.5618 0.05398 178 102 52 24
67 I'll be perfectly frank - you weren't my first choice. 1.5618 0.05457 178 103 50 25
68 I just wish you could be more up front with me, Henderman. 1.5618 0.05219 178 99 58 21
69 As you can see, there's plenty of advancement potential. 1.5618 0.05280 178 100 56 22
70 Give an example of a time when you showed initiative. 1.5618 0.05339 178 101 54 23
71 I can see there's a lot of room for advancement. 1.5576 0.05393 165 92 54 19
72 As you probably know, Peterson, you were not my first choice for this assignment. 1.5568 0.05267 176 99 56 21
73 And you're sure you don't want to pay for an upgrade before your interview? 1.5568 0.05682 176 106 42 28
74 Jenkins, it's plain to me there is a lot of room for you to move up in this organization. 1.5549 0.05399 173 99 52 22
75 You weren't our first choice. 1.5549 0.05582 173 102 46 25
76 You are far and away the best candidate for this position. 1.5549 0.05336 173 98 54 21
77 The secret to my success, my boy? Linear thinking. 1.5549 0.05078 173 94 62 17
78 You're the last person I expected to see here. 1.5549 0.05622 164 95 47 22
79 We're looking for someone who is farsighted. 1.5497 0.04704 171 88 72 11
80 I was a coxswain at Yale. 1.5497 0.05574 171 101 46 24
81 I'm here about the interior design job. 1.5471 0.05411 170 98 51 21
82 So how shall we move forward? 1.5471 0.05346 170 97 53 20
83 Is there anybody here I haven't fired yet? 1.5444 0.05437 169 98 50 21
84 In the line to audition for the role of the "Invisible Man," Ted wasn't sure whether his chances were exceedingly high or exceedingly low." 1.5444 0.06050 169 108 30 31
85 Not the best start to your assertiveness training, Wilson. 1.5439 0.05577 171 102 45 24
86 Yes, I was a coxswain at Harvard. Why do you ask? 1.5419 0.05510 155 88 50 17
87 You would be replacing our director of Feng Shui. 1.5417 0.05779 168 103 39 26
88 Yes, it's an entry level position: but, there are many opportunities to move up. 1.5417 0.05462 168 98 49 21
89 My decorator was a flight attendant. 1.5417 0.05330 168 96 53 19
90 Thank you for coming Mr. Wilkens, and thanks for not disturbing the cats. 1.5417 0.05901 168 105 35 28
91 Where do you see yourself in five chairs. 1.5417 0.05779 168 103 39 26
92 There's a lot of room for advancement here. 1.5417 0.05263 168 95 55 18
93 You will have one more try when the music starts. 1.5417 0.05779 168 103 39 26
94 So, Jenkins, where do you see yourself sitting in five years or so? 1.5389 0.05745 167 102 40 25
95 Yes, our company does offer opportunities to advance. Why do you ask? 1.5389 0.05287 167 95 54 18
96 I assure you, there is room for advancement here. 1.5385 0.05174 169 95 57 17
97 So, how about it? Want to be Secretary of State? 1.5361 0.05773 166 102 39 25
98 Good news, Johnson, you're in line for a promotion. 1.5333 0.05405 165 96 50 19
99 I see no obstacles to you moving up in the Company. 1.5309 0.05481 162 95 48 19
100 ...and the position offers room for advancement. 1.5309 0.05339 162 93 52 17
101 Let there be no illusion, you are not my first choice. 1.5309 0.05687 162 98 42 22
102 I am the chair man. 1.5309 0.06014 162 103 32 27
103 They call me the chairman. 1.5309 0.05687 162 98 42 22
104 Yes, it does indicate how much we value your opinion. 1.5309 0.05410 162 94 50 18
105 Finally, to my cousin Bob: these eight chairs. 1.5309 0.06014 162 103 32 27
106 You're my first choice, of course. Why do you ask? 1.5309 0.05339 162 93 52 17
107 What would Rosa Parks do? 1.5280 0.05715 161 98 41 22
108 Mr. Chairman, I'd be the last guy to disagree with you! 1.5280 0.05646 161 97 43 21
109 Welcome to the firm. You'll find many opportunities for advancement here. 1.5250 0.05811 160 99 38 23
110 Other than the restraining order, I see no other problems in hiring you. 1.5250 0.05604 160 96 44 20
111 Yes, there is plenty of room for advancement here. 1.5250 0.05674 160 97 42 21
112 Mr. Swenson, during your 20 years working for the railroad, did you ever work outside the caboose? 1.5250 0.05811 160 99 38 23
113 So, where do you see yourself in five chairs? 1.5250 0.05878 160 100 36 24
114 I'm sure you're wondering why I summoned you here, 008. 1.5250 0.05534 160 95 46 19
115 Just to be clear, Bixby--you're not my first choice. 1.5220 0.05632 159 96 43 20
116 You can move when the music starts. 1.5220 0.05632 159 96 43 20
117 We'll let you know if a spot opens up. 1.5220 0.05415 159 93 49 17
118 I have to fire one of you today 1.5190 0.06005 158 101 32 25
119 I once sat in that very seat, Johnson. Look where I am now. 1.5190 0.05800 158 98 38 22
120 I'll take one more question. ... You, in the back there! 1.5190 0.05587 158 95 44 19
121 I see you take a back seat to nobody 1.5190 0.06203 158 104 26 28
122 Rule #1: Don't appear too eager. 1.5159 0.05238 157 90 53 14
123 You'll always have opportunities to move up in the company. 1.5159 0.05080 157 88 57 12
124 You're apparently the only one here who knows his place. 1.5159 0.05687 157 96 41 20
125 I understand you're interested in moving up. 1.5159 0.05467 157 93 47 17
126 Interesting choice. 1.5159 0.05238 157 90 53 14
127 There's a lot of room for advancement. 1.5159 0.05238 157 90 53 14
128 You'd report directly to me. 1.5159 0.05615 157 95 43 19
129 Sorry, ma'am. I'm just waiting for the male applicants to arrive. 1.5159 0.06169 157 103 27 27
130 I realize there were some no-shows, Mr. Johnson, but you're still going to have to wait your turn. 1.5128 0.05715 156 96 40 20
131 No Saunders, you really weren't my first choice. 1.5098 0.05874 153 96 36 21
132 To be honest, you weren't our first choice for this position. 1.5098 0.05573 153 92 44 17
133 As you have no doubt discovered, this is both an interview and a hearing test. 1.5098 0.05650 153 93 42 18
134 I'll say right off, Ms. Zarnowski, you weren't our first choice. 1.5098 0.05650 153 93 42 18
135 Are you comfortable working remotely? 1.5097 0.05887 155 98 35 22
136 Those are reserved. 1.5097 0.05816 155 97 37 21
137 The editor tells me you come from a long line of ghost writers. 1.5097 0.05670 155 95 41 19
138 Where do you see yourself in seven chairs? 1.5097 0.05520 155 93 45 17
139 I think you have quite a few opportunities to move up here. 1.5066 0.05754 152 94 39 19
140 Are you willing to move closer for this position? 1.5066 0.05362 152 89 49 14
141 Good answer. Move up one chair 1.5066 0.05678 152 93 41 18
142 I think you'll find there's plenty of room for advancement here. 1.5066 0.05522 152 91 45 16
143 As you can see, there is plenty of room for advancement at our firm. 1.5066 0.05678 152 93 41 18
144 Intimacy issues if you must know. 1.5066 0.05443 152 90 47 15
145 Correct! Please move forward one chair! 1.5066 0.05904 152 96 35 21
146 So, where do you see yourself in five chairs? 1.5066 0.05601 152 92 43 17
147 You said you had trouble picturing your place in management. Does this help? 1.5066 0.05977 152 97 33 22
148 Well then you should have selected your seat online. 1.5033 0.05469 151 90 46 15
149 Welcome to Caterpillar . 1.5033 0.05859 151 95 36 20
150 If no one shows up for the 10:00, 10:15, 10:30, 10:45, 11:00, 11:15 or 11:30, you and I will do lunch. 1.5033 0.05783 151 94 38 19
151 Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Dopey, Doc, Grumpy, Johnson: Thanks for coming in on such short notice. 1.5033 0.06153 151 99 28 24
152 You'll have plenty of opportunity to move up here. 1.5033 0.05469 151 90 46 15
153 Yes sir, all department chairs are present. 1.5033 0.05469 151 90 46 15
154 Welcome to the Bureau of Missing Persons. 1.5033 0.05934 151 96 34 21
155 Have another seat. 1.5033 0.05783 151 94 38 19
156 In five years, which chair do you see yourself in? 1.5033 0.05628 151 92 42 17
157 Why yes, I was the coxswain of my college rowing team! Why do you ask? 1.5033 0.05783 151 94 38 19
158 Well, it looks like we're all here. 1.5033 0.05706 151 93 40 18
159 I think you'll find many opportunities for promotion here. 1.5000 0.05656 150 92 41 17
160 That answer was correct. Please move forward one seat. 1.5000 0.05496 150 90 45 15
161 Now that your clients are here, 'The Last Will and Testament of Snow White.' 1.5000 0.05656 150 92 41 17
162 I hope you understand. In this new position, you will take a back seat to everyone. 1.5000 0.05576 150 91 43 16
163 A fine answer! Please advance two chairs this time. 1.5000 0.05496 150 90 45 15
164 Other than vision and hearing, what are your greatest strengths? 1.5000 0.05576 150 91 43 16
165 I said, "THERE'S ALL SORTS OF OPPORTUNITIES TO MOVE UP IN THIS COMPANY." 1.5000 0.05576 150 91 43 16
166 Good news. You're in line for a promotion 1.5000 0.05330 150 88 49 13
167 Before we begin, please make sure your briefcase is stowed directly underneath the seat in front you. 1.5000 0.05576 150 91 43 16
168 I'm not going to lie to you. You're not the first person I've interviewed for this job. 1.5000 0.06039 150 97 31 22
169 Okay, I'll be honest--from where I sit I don't see you moving up in this company. 1.5000 0.05496 150 90 45 15
170 This may surprise you...but I'm not a people person. 1.4966 0.05270 149 87 50 12
171 Correct! Move one seat forward. 1.4966 0.05604 149 91 42 16
172 As you can see, we have a lot of opportunity for advancement here. 1.4966 0.05604 149 91 42 16
173 You want to guess what happened to the first seven? 1.4933 0.05413 150 90 46 14
174 So where do you see yourself in 7 chairs? 1.4932 0.06101 148 97 29 22
175 You're hired. I see something in you that I can't see in the others. 1.4932 0.05792 148 93 37 18
176 Our ideal candidate is bold, self-motivated, and farsighted. 1.4930 0.05631 142 86 42 14
177 It's why they call me the Chairman, in case you were wondering. 1.4898 0.06133 147 97 28 22
178 I'll be right with you, soon as I finish up with these nobodies. 1.4898 0.05741 147 92 38 17
179 The Chairman? He's across the hall. I'm the Chair Man. 1.4898 0.06057 147 96 30 21
180 Congratulations. I'm promoting you to Vice-Vice-Vice-Vice-Vice-Vice-Vice-Chair. 1.4897 0.05632 145 89 41 15
181 We are hoping you can help. We had to fire our last interior decorator. 1.4897 0.06199 145 96 27 22
182 A position may have just opened up. 1.4897 0.05371 145 86 47 12
183 Oh no, I'm not selling shares. I'm selling chairs. 1.4897 0.05963 145 93 33 19
184 Zymbrowski? 1.4897 0.05800 145 91 37 17
185 I'm thinking that feng shui guy was a scam artist. 1.4894 0.06255 141 93 27 21
186 Mitt, I am seriously considering you for Secretary of State. 1.4863 0.06165 146 97 27 22
187 Thirty-seven years ago, I was where you are now. 1.4861 0.05745 144 90 38 16
188 You're not my first choice. 1.4861 0.05397 144 86 46 12
189 How did you get into this line of work? 1.4861 0.05745 144 90 38 16
190 OK, let's hear from someone in the back of the room. 1.4825 0.05688 143 89 39 15
191 You're out of line, Harris. 1.4825 0.05859 143 91 35 17
192 There's a high potential for advancement in your current position. 1.4825 0.05688 143 89 39 15
193 That answer is correct. You may move up 1 chair. 1.4825 0.05331 143 85 47 11
194 Is anyone not here for the Invisible Man audition? 1.4825 0.06025 143 93 31 19
195 As you can see, there's plenty of room to move up. 1.4825 0.05774 143 90 37 16
196 You seem distant... 1.4825 0.05513 143 87 43 13
197 I don't care what the feng shui book says, we're moving everything back tomorrow. 1.4825 0.05688 143 89 39 15
198 I assume you and I are the only ones who did not eat from the buffet. 1.4825 0.05859 143 91 35 17
199 As you might have already guessed, I am the chairperson. 1.4809 0.06068 131 83 33 15
200 Sorry, Bagley. That seat is taken. 1.4792 0.05911 144 93 33 18
201 Now, Eighth Vice President is still an important position 1.4789 0.05166 142 83 50 9
202 I shall now read the last will and testament of Snow White. 1.4789 0.05973 142 92 32 18
203 We'll get started in a minute Jack...just waiting for Ivanka, Eric, Don Jr., Melania, Jared, Tiffany and Barron. 1.4789 0.06138 142 94 28 20
204 So where do you see yourself in seven chairs from now? 1.4789 0.05629 142 88 40 14
205 I don’t know where people get the idea that I’m unapproachable. 1.4789 0.05356 142 85 46 11
206 You're hired. I like a man who takes a back seat to no one. 1.4789 0.05717 142 89 38 15
207 We're looking for a far-sighted individual to teach in our distance learning program. 1.4789 0.06056 142 93 30 19
208 There's a reason I'm called the chairman. 1.4789 0.05804 142 90 36 16
209 Was there a question in the back? 1.4789 0.05717 142 89 38 15
210 As you can see our company offers many opportunities for advancement . 1.4752 0.05475 141 86 43 12
211 I like a man who knows when to take a back seat. 1.4752 0.05833 141 90 35 16
212 So, 008, let me tell you about this mission. 1.4752 0.06004 141 92 31 18
213 I'd like to offer you a new position. 1.4752 0.05833 141 90 35 16
214 We can offer you an upgrade if you're willing to take a later meeting. 1.4752 0.05381 141 85 45 11
215 Good answer, you may move one chair forward. 1.4718 0.05627 142 89 39 14
216 Tell me why we're sitting here like this, and the job is yours. 1.4718 0.06297 142 97 23 22
217 So your greatest weakness is putting others before yourself? 1.4718 0.05715 142 90 37 15
218 There is ample opportunity to move up in our organization. 1.4714 0.05774 140 89 36 15
219 Excellent work, Simmons. You can move up one chair. But don't let this go to your head. 1.4714 0.05774 140 89 36 15
220 Just screwin with you kid, come on up. 1.4714 0.05950 140 91 32 17
221 Look under your chair, Perkins, there's a pink slip for you, too. 1.4714 0.05774 140 89 36 15
222 The climb up the corporate ladder may be rough, but it's also quite comfy. 1.4681 0.05472 141 87 42 12
223 You have two minutes to move four chairs and form three triangles. Go! 1.4681 0.05564 141 88 40 13
224 Where do you see yourself three seats from now? 1.4681 0.05917 141 92 32 17
225 On a scale of 1 to 8, how would you rate your aggressiveness? 1.4681 0.05831 141 91 34 16
226 I'm starting the music again... you're luck's bound to change. 1.4681 0.05564 141 88 40 13
227 Well Jenkins, it's time for you to move up. 1.4681 0.05743 141 90 36 15
228 Let the record reflect that in attendance today are Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy, Doc, Dopey, and Marvin Feldman of the United Mineworkers Union. 1.4681 0.06330 141 97 22 22
229 Questions? You in the back 1.4676 0.05803 139 89 35 15
230 Looks like we've come to the end of line Jenkins 1.4672 0.05584 137 85 40 12
231 It appears that we have a number of new openings. 1.4672 0.05389 137 83 44 10
232 What are you waiting for? You're fired too! 1.4672 0.06134 137 91 28 18
233 Are you willing to travel? 1.4672 0.05288 137 82 46 9
234 Yes ... you, in the back. 1.4672 0.05956 137 89 32 16
235 I'm afraid you're sitting in an exit row. 1.4672 0.06221 137 92 26 19
236 I can't be within 10 feet of someone outside my tax bracket 1.4672 0.05866 137 88 34 15
237 Welcome to Amtrak Headquarters. 1.4672 0.05773 137 87 36 14
238 I think you can move up in this company. 1.4672 0.05288 137 82 46 9
239 "Have a seat anywhere" was a test. 1.4672 0.05866 137 88 34 15
240 I only called for the chairs of the departments 1.4672 0.05773 137 87 36 14
241 It's a better turnout than I expected. 1.4648 0.05443 142 88 42 12
242 When corporate told us to get rid of the ladder, we had to improvise. 1.4632 0.05802 136 87 35 14
243 And what, may I ask, distinguishes you from the other seven applicants? 1.4632 0.05414 136 83 43 10
244 But there is a lot of opportunity for advancement. 1.4632 0.05612 136 85 39 12
245 I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you book your meetings through Stubhub. 1.4632 0.05987 136 89 31 16
246 I once sat where you are now...I SAID I ONCE SAT WHERE YOU ARE NOW. 1.4593 0.06110 135 90 28 17
247 ...and I hope you are more successful on this mission than 001 through 007 have been. 1.4593 0.06288 135 92 24 19
248 So, what makes you think you're next in line for the job? 1.4593 0.05639 135 85 38 12
249 Mitt, believe me, I'm still seriously considering you for a Cabinet position. 1.4593 0.06110 135 90 28 17
250 To be honest, you weren't my first choice for the position. 1.4593 0.05832 135 87 34 14
251 Well I guess now I have no choice but to promote you 1.4593 0.05639 135 85 38 12
252 Thank you for waiting. We'll let you know when there's a vacancy. 1.4593 0.05337 135 82 44 9
253 I once sat where you are, and look where I am today! 1.4593 0.05736 135 86 36 13
254 Next 1.4593 0.06110 135 90 28 17
255 There is only one opening but your chances look good! 1.4593 0.05639 135 85 38 12
256 How long have you been sitting there? 1.4552 0.05765 134 86 35 13
257 This company has always thrived on its linear thinking. 1.4552 0.05567 134 84 39 11
258 We're looking for someone with a little more ambition. 1.4552 0.05765 134 86 35 13
259 So have long have you wanted to work at the DMV? 1.4552 0.06233 134 91 25 18
260 I'll be with you soon. Your visit is important to me. 1.4519 0.05828 135 88 33 14
261 Please stow your personal item under the seat in front of you. 1.4519 0.05828 135 88 33 14
262 There is a back office position I think you'd be perfect for. 1.4519 0.05228 135 82 45 8
263 It's an assertiveness test. You failed. 1.4511 0.05891 133 87 32 14
264 And obviously there's plenty of opportunity for advancement. 1.4511 0.05594 133 84 38 11
265 Where do you see yourself in three chairs? 1.4511 0.05491 133 83 40 10
266 You've seemed very distant lately. 1.4511 0.05794 133 86 34 13
267 I'd like to introduce you to our several Department Chairs. 1.4504 0.06055 131 87 29 15
268 Well, our application did say you should apply on line. 1.4504 0.05957 131 86 31 14
269 Harvard. Let me guess, competitive rowing? 1.4504 0.05957 131 86 31 14
270 My staff claims I'm compulsive and distant, but I don't see it. 1.4504 0.05857 131 85 33 13
271 And the opportunities for advancement are almost unlimited. 1.4504 0.05857 131 85 33 13
272 The first seven have asked for a raise. Why are you here? 1.4504 0.05548 131 82 39 10
273 Believe me! Nobody will ever take a back seat to you. 1.4504 0.05442 131 81 41 9
274 I'm farsighted. 1.4504 0.05957 131 86 31 14
275 Let me introduce you to the committee chairs. 1.4504 0.06055 131 87 29 15
276 So, if I hire you, where do you see yourself sitting in five years? 1.4504 0.05548 131 82 39 10
277 We'll feel a lot closer once Kevin Bacon gets here. 1.4504 0.05957 131 86 31 14
278 Now would you like to pay for a meeting upgrade? 1.4504 0.06151 131 88 27 16
279 It seems that you have taken a back seat to no one. 1.4504 0.06055 131 87 29 15
280 The good news is, there's no one ahead of you! 1.4504 0.05333 131 80 43 8
281 Tim, you a have plenty of room for advancement 1.4504 0.05756 131 84 35 12
282 Welcome to your first day at Amtrak. 1.4504 0.05442 131 81 41 9
283 We're looking for someone to really take the lead on this thing. 1.4504 0.05957 131 86 31 14
284 Welcome, Hadley. You're the first one here for my lecture on assertiveness. 1.4478 0.05662 134 86 36 12
285 Please put your bag under the seat in front of you. 1.4478 0.05460 134 84 40 10
286 Congratulations! It looks like you're a finalist for Secretary of State. 1.4478 0.06138 134 91 26 17
287 Our promotional track is fairly straight forward. 1.4462 0.05357 130 80 42 8
288 That makes it unanimous. 1.4462 0.06279 130 89 24 17
289 There's plenty of room for advancement, even during this interview. 1.4462 0.05887 130 85 32 13
290 I'm not meeting you halfway. 1.4462 0.05785 130 84 34 12
291 You're in line for a big promotion! 1.4462 0.05681 130 83 36 11
292 Your resume says you take a back seat to no one. 1.4462 0.05785 130 84 34 12
293 If you get the next question wrong you're out the door. 1.4462 0.05785 130 84 34 12
294 Salary will be commensurate with position. 1.4462 0.05681 130 83 36 11
295 Correct answer! You may move forward one space. 1.4462 0.05575 130 82 38 10
296 I'm looking for someone that takes a back seat to no one. 1.4462 0.05681 130 83 36 11
297 As you can see, there's a lot of room for advancement in our company. 1.4462 0.05887 130 85 32 13
298 Having observed what happened to opinions 1-7, I no longer have an opinion. 1.4462 0.05988 130 86 30 14
299 There's always room for advancement here at Lionel, Mr. Jones. 1.4462 0.05575 130 82 38 10
300 Any questions about your position in the organizational hierarchy? 1.4462 0.06086 130 87 28 15
301 Sir, this is not what I had in mind when you said I was in line for a promotion. 1.4462 0.05575 130 82 38 10
302 Now, to get one chair closer to the job...what is the capital of Montana? 1.4462 0.05467 130 81 40 9
303 You can upgrade your seat for only $35. 1.4427 0.05215 131 80 44 7
304 At long last, Mr. Andrews, on your spreadsheets, do you finally understand the concept of "row" versus "column"? 1.4419 0.06118 129 87 27 15
305 "First question. Have you had your flu shot? 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
306 Each correct answer gains you a seat. 1.4419 0.05602 129 82 37 10
307 I know interviews can be intimidating. So to clear the air, let me address what I can only imagine you are curious about. The dog in the portrait. His name is Marvin. 1.4419 0.05917 129 85 31 13
308 I like the way you take a back seat to no one. 1.4419 0.06409 129 90 21 18
309 My apologies. There were only seven openings. 1.4419 0.05602 129 82 37 10
310 As you can see, you would be the last in a long line of department chairs. 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
311 Sorry, sir, but it still looks like a toupée from back here. 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
312 If you can figure out what's going on here, you've got the job. 1.4419 0.06019 129 86 29 14
313 If you're a linear thinker, you'll do well here. 1.4419 0.05602 129 82 37 10
314 Jones, we need to talk about your lack of initiative. 1.4419 0.05917 129 85 31 13
315 YES, Miller, I AM trying to tell you something! 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
316 I don't think you're being upfront with me here. 1.4419 0.06019 129 86 29 14
317 OK, the 7 VP's have left, so what is it you want, mother? 1.4375 0.06444 128 90 20 18
318 I meant line up the department chairs for a meeting. 1.4375 0.06050 128 86 28 14
319 You took the back seat. I like that in a manager. 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
320 Listen, I want to be upfront with you, you are not my first choice for the job. 1.4375 0.05737 128 83 34 11
321 Number 3. Number 3? Number 4.... 1.4375 0.05737 128 83 34 11
322 We're looking for people who are far-sighted. 1.4375 0.05518 128 81 38 9
323 The seven dwarfs and their agent. 1.4375 0.06724 128 93 14 21
324 We can't start this interview until you place your bag under the seat in front of you. 1.4375 0.05629 128 82 36 10
325 Plus, the job has lots of room for advancement. 1.4375 0.05518 128 81 38 9
326 ...as you can see, there is room for rapid advancement within our organization. 1.4375 0.05406 128 80 40 8
327 Welcome to Southwest Airlines. 1.4375 0.06151 128 87 26 15
328 Turns out the magnificent 7 weren't so magnificent. 1.4375 0.06250 128 88 24 16
329 Don't make the same mistake as your predecessors. 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
330 In short, Draper, we feel you lack ambition. 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
331 Using feng shui principles, I've managed to use space and arrangement to visually represent the disparity in our compensation packages. 1.4375 0.06050 128 86 28 14
332 Please make yourself uncomfortable. 1.4331 0.06284 127 88 23 16
333 Wait, let me guess. This one is too soft. 1.4331 0.05872 127 84 31 12
334 Tell me why you want to work for our airline. 1.4331 0.05544 127 81 37 9
335 As you can see I'm the company's largest chairholder. 1.4331 0.06183 127 87 25 15
336 Sorry, but I'm looking for someone who exhibits more initiative. 1.4331 0.06081 127 86 27 14
337 Now interviewing zone 3. 1.4331 0.05765 127 83 33 11
338 You'll have to wait until I meet with these nobodies. 1.4331 0.05655 127 82 35 10
339 Sorry, those seats are taken 1.4331 0.05544 127 81 37 9
340 Do you believe in leading from behind? 1.4331 0.05872 127 84 31 12
341 The corporate ladder was declared unsafe for employees. 1.4331 0.05872 127 84 31 12
342 You are now free to move about the office. 1.4331 0.05314 127 79 41 7
343 No, no, no, Meyerson. I said the last man standing would get the job. 1.4331 0.05430 127 80 39 8
344 Thank you for coming in. This is an interview for a job with plenty of room for advancement. 1.4286 0.06008 126 85 28 13
345 Oval offices are obsolete. Welcome to the linear office. 1.4286 0.05570 126 81 36 9
346 So, where do you see yourself in ten years? 1.4286 0.06113 126 86 26 14
347 One of you isn't being transparent with me! 1.4286 0.06216 126 87 24 15
348 Would you like to upgrade to one of our preferred seats? 1.4286 0.05570 126 81 36 9
349 My therapist says I have problems with intimacy 1.4286 0.05454 126 80 38 8
350 Welcome to the firm ... this is as close as we'll ever get. 1.4286 0.05682 126 82 34 10
351 Advancement in this company isn't as easy as it looks. 1.4286 0.05902 126 84 30 12
352 I'm sensing some distance between us, Mr. Henderson. 1.4286 0.06113 126 86 26 14
353 What are your qualifications for the position of Low Man on the Totem Pole 1.4286 0.06317 126 88 22 16
354 Congratulations, we've decided to train you! 1.4286 0.06008 126 85 28 13
355 There's room for advancement at this firm. 1.4286 0.05570 126 81 36 9
356 There's plenty of opportunity to get ahead. 1.4286 0.06113 126 86 26 14
357 Yes ... you, in the back. 1.4286 0.05793 126 83 32 11
358 Dan, I've ranked everyone here in order of their usefulness. 1.4274 0.05858 124 82 31 11
359 Yes, this company is seeking farsighted candidates. 1.4274 0.05512 124 79 37 8
360 I'll give you this much - you're damn good at selling chairs! 1.4274 0.06185 124 85 25 14
361 Do you understand the chain of command? 1.4274 0.05392 124 78 39 7
362 No, no, no; not the Chairman. THE Chair Man. 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
363 You're making it very difficult to meet you halfway. 1.4274 0.05630 124 80 35 9
364 Anyone else with a comment? 1.4274 0.05969 124 83 29 12
365 We're looking to fill vacancies at several levels. 1.4274 0.05512 124 79 37 8
366 Where are the middlemen? 1.4274 0.05269 124 77 41 6
367 You're here from the Rosa Parks Foundation? 1.4274 0.06185 124 85 25 14
368 Good answer. You may move up two places. 1.4274 0.05512 124 79 37 8
369 Good idea Winthorp! Move up a chair. 1.4274 0.05858 124 82 31 11
370 I'd be interested in any opportunities for advancement. 1.4274 0.05745 124 81 33 10
371 Quiet in the back 1.4274 0.05858 124 82 31 11
372 Oh, I wouldn't worry about the turnover rate. 1.4274 0.05969 124 83 29 12
373 OK, first class interviews are done, onto coach. 1.4274 0.05512 124 79 37 8
374 Yes, I did once work for the railroad; why do you ask? 1.4274 0.05512 124 79 37 8
375 I said I have a cold, not the plague. 1.4274 0.05858 124 82 31 11
376 Nice try, Charles, but that 'Last Shall Be First' crap doesn't work here. 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
377 Welcome to the airline business son. 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
378 This position has plenty of room for advancement. 1.4274 0.05969 124 83 29 12
379 It's time to make America wait again! 1.4274 0.06290 124 86 23 15
380 Understand that you are in only the initial stage of the interview process. 1.4274 0.05630 124 80 35 9
381 Don't get too comfortable. 1.4274 0.06185 124 85 25 14
382 Your co-workers say that you’re hard to get close to. 1.4274 0.05745 124 81 33 10
383 I prefer to maintain eight degrees of separation. 1.4274 0.06185 124 85 25 14
384 When the music stopped, you should have taken the first chair. 1.4274 0.06290 124 86 23 15
385 No, you weren't my first choice. 1.4274 0.05745 124 81 33 10
386 I SAID, HOW CAN I MOVE UP IN THE COMPANY! 1.4274 0.05969 124 83 29 12
387 As a recent college graduate, Tom's proclivity to sit in the back of the class did not translate well to his new job in sales. 1.4274 0.06290 124 86 23 15
388 I'm sorry ...was there a question from the back? 1.4240 0.06039 125 85 27 13
389 It's lonely at the bottom, too. 1.4228 0.06218 123 85 24 14
390 I come from a long line of applicants 1.4228 0.05888 123 82 30 11
391 Okay, now YOU be the engine and I'LL be the caboose. 1.4228 0.06218 123 85 24 14
392 I guess you've got the job. 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
393 I wanted you to get a sense of the hierarchy around here 1.4228 0.05888 123 82 30 11
394 This is the end of the line for you! 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
395 Are you willing to travel? 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
396 In the world of corporate layoffs, Harris, you're what we call the 'designated survivor.' 1.4228 0.06218 123 85 24 14
397 The wait time is 7 minutes. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
398 I assure you that you're in line for a promotion. 1.4228 0.05416 123 78 38 7
399 Honestly, you're not even close to getting this job. 1.4228 0.05888 123 82 30 11
400 Looks like you're in line for a promotion, Smithers. 1.4228 0.05164 123 76 42 5
401 I'm here for the impersonal interview sir. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
402 Musical chairs is no fun since the cutbacks. 1.4228 0.05888 123 82 30 11
403 The job of eighth vice president is more important than it looks. 1.4228 0.05416 123 78 38 7
404 So, where do you see yourself in ten years? 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
405 Looks like they were right when they said you'd take a back seat to no one. 1.4228 0.06110 123 84 26 13
406 Our firm offers plenty of opportunity for advancement. 1.4228 0.05538 123 79 36 8
407 I see you are a church goer... 1.4228 0.06218 123 85 24 14
408 I take it that you bring bad news. 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
409 Imagine these are deck chairs on the Titanic. Show me what you can do. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
410 Tell me where you see yourself in five years. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
411 Each correct answer will move you one chair closer to an actual job interview. 1.4228 0.05291 123 77 40 6
412 Anyone else have a smart remark about the seating arrangement? 1.4228 0.06110 123 84 26 13
413 Tell me why you want to work for the railroad. 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
414 Help me make America straight again. 1.4228 0.06324 123 86 22 15
415 I see that you take a back seat to nobody. 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
416 I said, "NOW SERVING NUMBER 8." 1.4194 0.06070 124 85 26 13
417 I can see you're willing to take a back seat to no one. 1.4180 0.06568 122 88 17 17
418 Interesting choice. 1.4180 0.05683 122 80 33 9
419 We're looking for more of a forward thinker. 1.4180 0.05683 122 80 33 9
420 So tell me, where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.4180 0.06251 122 85 23 14
421 I see Marjorie explained to you this is an entry level position. 1.4180 0.05440 122 78 37 7
422 I just didn't want to seem presumptuous, sir. 1.4180 0.06030 122 83 27 12
423 Your predecessors wanted more transparency and they got it. 1.4180 0.06142 122 84 25 13
424 In which of these do you see yourself in five years? 1.4180 0.05683 122 80 33 9
425 Tell me, where do you see yourself in 5 chairs? 1.4180 0.05563 122 79 35 8
426 Welcome to the Economy class interview. 1.4180 0.06142 122 84 25 13
427 I wonder, Smith, why you haven't made an effort to move up ? 1.4180 0.05683 122 80 33 9
428 One more wrong answer and you out, Mr. Kramer. 1.4180 0.05917 122 82 29 11
429 It seems I've eliminated everyone but you again, mother. 1.4180 0.06142 122 84 25 13
430 Nope. Nope. That cologne is still making me nauseous. 1.4180 0.06142 122 84 25 13
431 Let's try again. Simon says: move up one chair. 1.4180 0.05917 122 82 29 11
432 Tell me more about this Feng Shui. 1.4180 0.05563 122 79 35 8
433 Our interior designer used to work at the DMV. 1.4180 0.06030 122 83 27 12
434 As a member of the Yale crew, I learned the man in the eighth seat makes it all happen. 1.4180 0.05917 122 82 29 11
435 Maybe next time you'll spring for the Interview Plus seating. 1.4180 0.05801 122 81 31 10
436 This should help clarify where you sit in the organization. 1.4180 0.06030 122 83 27 12
437 For a small surcharge, I'm willing to move your interview from economy to business class. 1.4180 0.05683 122 80 33 9
438 I spent 23 years in the airline industry..... 1.4180 0.05801 122 81 31 10
439 Give a man a chair, he relaxes for a day. Teach a man to make a chair, he relaxes for a lifetime. Present a man with eight chairs, the metaphor breaks down. 1.4180 0.06251 122 85 23 14
440 Welcome to my class on self assertiveness. Any newcomers? 1.4180 0.05801 122 81 31 10
441 If I like your answer you get to move up one seat. 1.4180 0.05801 122 81 31 10
442 Tell me, Mr. Farnsworth, why is it you want to work for the B&O Railroad? 1.4180 0.06251 122 85 23 14
443 Someday, after seven other people and I die, all this will be yours. 1.4180 0.06142 122 84 25 13
444 I was the coxswain in prep school. 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
445 It's a process. 1.4160 0.05228 125 79 40 6
446 Who's next . . . ? 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
447 Now, when you say that you won't take a back seat to anyone... 1.4132 0.05946 121 82 28 11
448 Please tell me you're not applying for the leadership position. 1.4132 0.06061 121 83 26 12
449 You can tell a great deal about a person by where they choose to sit. 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
450 From where I sit, we're still far apart. 1.4132 0.06174 121 84 24 13
451 What does it take to move up in this company? 1.4132 0.05588 121 79 34 8
452 I can assure you, you take a back seat to no one. 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
453 This is how far you're away from a promotion. 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
454 There are several opportunities for advancement. 1.4132 0.05946 121 82 28 11
455 The Donald J. Trump fan club meeting will come to order. 1.4132 0.06500 121 87 18 16
456 I hope you're gaining some perspective here. 1.4132 0.05588 121 79 34 8
457 Because it's the first night of Chanukah, that's why. 1.4132 0.06061 121 83 26 12
458 I see you haven't advanced very far since you've been with us. 1.4132 0.05588 121 79 34 8
459 Higgins! The bag goes under the seat in front of you. 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
460 As you can see, I'm the chair man. 1.4132 0.06174 121 84 24 13
461 I'm not only testing your patience, but your hearing and your sense of humor. 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
462 Please stand when your name is called. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
463 Absolutely! You're definitely in line for that top position! 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
464 Will your partners be joining us today, Mr. Blitzen? 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
465 Our last office designer was a consultant for Amtrak. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
466 Don’t worry. The cutbacks are only affecting middle management. 1.4083 0.05613 120 79 33 8
467 I understand you were 8th in your class at Harvard. 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
468 Can you come back tomorrow, Mr. Kafka? 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
469 When it came down to it, you were the eighth best man for the job. 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
470 I now understand why they call you the chairman. 1.4083 0.06092 120 83 25 12
471 In lieu of a raise this year we're upgrading you to Economy Plus. 1.4083 0.06092 120 83 25 12
472 Congratulations on your appointment as the latest in a long line of distinguished chairmen. 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
473 Ah, yes, Perkins... Forgot you were here. You were saying employee moral is quite low? 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
474 Unfortunately, Bill, you've been assigned an exit seat. 1.4071 0.06727 113 82 16 15
475 You may be our eighth best candidate, but at least you're punctual. 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
476 I see from your resume that you graduated last in your class. 1.4068 0.06396 118 84 20 14
477 Okay, let's get started, shall we? If you've got a college degree, move up one chair. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
478 I'm farsighted. 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
479 I feel I should inform you that the job requires that you fly Coach.. 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
480 Well, frankly, the problem is that you come from a long line of nobodies. 1.4068 0.06396 118 84 20 14
481 I'll read the will as soon as your seven older brothers arrive. 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
482 Did you think I wouldn't call on you if you sat in the back? 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
483 So what makes you think you are uniquely qualified to be a caboose conductor? 1.4068 0.06281 118 83 22 13
484 We're looking for linear thinkers. 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
485 I've got several virtual applicants to see before you. 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
486 Forgive me. It's the first time I've chaired a meeting... 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
487 Yes, there is room for upward mobility. 1.4068 0.05279 118 75 38 5
488 Sorry, the music stopped. You're now the janitor. 1.4068 0.06396 118 84 20 14
489 Are you talking to me, Sir? 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
490 Please take a seat wherever you feel comfortable 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
491 What sets you apart from our other applicants? 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
492 Why yes, we do have an organizational chart. 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
493 Of course I'm insane. Is that a problem? 1.4068 0.06508 118 85 18 15
494 Next we'll begin the agility portion of the interview. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
495 Okay, who is applying for the invisibility cloak patent? 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
496 You're late. 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
497 The secret to my success, my boy? Linear thinking. 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
498 Seems to me Jenkins, you're in line for a promotion. 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
499 Once a coxswain, always a coxswain. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
500 Bob, The review committee believes you're ready to move up. Congratulations! 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
501 We've been experiencing long wait times. 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
502 Why do you want to work for Greyhound? 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
503 I'm sorry I can't see you now. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
504 We've just gone through a major reorganization. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
505 It's flu season. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
506 Of course I value you. You're next in line for seventh chair. 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
507 There are many opportunities to move up in this company. 1.4035 0.05807 114 76 30 8
508 Welcome to introverts anonymous. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
509 Great job Steve, I think we can talk about moving up a chair this year. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
510 The music hasn't stopped yet. 1.4034 0.06238 119 84 22 13
511 Please come to the front when I call your number. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
512 At this time, I'd like to offer an upgrade for a nominal fee. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
513 Linear thinking got me where I am today. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
514 Actually, I prefer 'chairperson.' 1.4017 0.05954 117 80 27 10
515 I'm here about the interior decorating job, Sir 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
516 Oh, that seat is taken, too. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
517 I'm sorry Governor Christie, only Official Food Tester is left. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
518 An exclusive look at Trump's first press briefing. 1.4017 0.05702 117 78 31 8
519 I am looking for someone who can help me keep things in line around here. 1.4017 0.05571 117 77 33 7
520 You're early. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
521 Please be patient, sir. The seven dwarves were here first. 1.4017 0.06430 117 84 19 14
522 Would you say you are a leader or a follower, Mr Jones? 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
523 I'm afraid we are considering a few people ahead of you. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
524 This is your eighth and final warning! 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
525 We're just waiting for our first class applicants to be seated. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
526 I've been looking for someone who takes a back seat to no one. You're hired! 1.4017 0.05954 117 80 27 10
527 It’s an entry-level position, but with ample opportunity for advancement. 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
528 They don't call me Chairman for nothing. 1.4017 0.05954 117 80 27 10
529 I'm ready for you now, Mr. Zzunsky. 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
530 Just between you and I, Smithers, you're not exactly our first choice for this position. 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
531 Thank you for coming. I'm looking for a Secretary of State. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
532 Yes, I have heard you take a back seat to no one. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
533 Hello, accounting? Is it, "First in Last Out" or "Last in First Out"? 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
534 Would you like to purchase a "preferred seating" option? 1.3966 0.06465 116 84 18 14
535 We've decided that this is safer than the ladder. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
536 As you can see, there's ample opportuniy for advancement here at Prescott Airlines. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
537 Mr. Jones, are you familiar with the domino theory? 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
538 And finally, to my self-absorbed husband, I bequeath.... 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
539 Well, yes of course, at most companies people move up the ladder, but here we're a little more laid back. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
540 There's plenty of room to move up here 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
541 My assistant says it's called feng shui... 1.3966 0.06465 116 84 18 14
542 How far would you go to get this job? 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
543 Trust is earned one chair at a time, Davis. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
544 Is it lonely at the bottom too? 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
545 Do I have to wait for the music to stop? 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
546 You can move up, but you'll have to pay $30 for priority seating. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
547 I just don't see you advancing in this company, Bob. 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
548 Sir I admire your farsightedness. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
549 Well, at least I got an aisle seat. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
550 Only seven more security questions to answer correctly. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
551 Congratulations, you're the last person sitting. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
552 And that's why your clients sitting before me wish to sue Snow White? 1.3966 0.06693 116 86 14 16
553 Remember to wait for the music. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
554 I'm going to be up-front with you, Sam. 1.3966 0.06465 116 84 18 14
555 Are you my 4 o'clock? It looks like I've had some cancellations. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
556 Many of you are likely asking yourselves, "Why aren't I here?" 1.3966 0.06580 116 85 16 15
557 Thank you for waiting. All our representatives are currently helping other candidates. Your interview will be handled by the next available representative. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
558 Thanks for meeting me online. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
559 I'm considering a lateral move, sir. 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
560 Your resume says you ran hurdles in college. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
561 Mr. Romney. President Elect Trump will be with you shortly. 1.3966 0.06465 116 84 18 14
562 I am the chair man. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
563 before we get started, can everyone hear me? 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
564 Breath mint? 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
565 No, you idiot. I said shares, bring me some shares! 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
566 Can the people in the back of the room hear me? 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
567 I'm still going to call on you. 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
568 You're only delaying the inevitable, Jenkins. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
569 If you were to purchase an upgrade, we could begin the meeting. 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
570 Yes, you in the back. What do you see as your weaknesses? 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
571 Okay, see if you can do better when the music starts again. 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
572 I assume you are the agent for the seven dwarfs. 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
573 Can you hear me in the back? 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
574 It looks like you're finally going to get that promotion after all Phillips. 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
575 And just what makes you think you are Amalgamated Bobsled material? 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
576 I didn't hear you say "may I"... 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
577 You're this close to getting my job! 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
578 Bob knew one thing to be true, there was definitely room for advancement. 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
579 All of our agents are busy serving other customers... 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
580 Once again Mitt Romney waits for a position in someone's cabinet. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
581 Yes...I think my decorator did previously work in the airline industry. Why do you ask? 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
582 Now, let's discuss attrition. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
583 My children will be joining us shortly. 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
584 You've had seven wrong responses so far, one more and it's the door. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
585 You're a very important client for us. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
586 I maintain a strict chain of command at this company. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
587 They're reserved for my children. 1.3894 0.06340 113 81 20 12
588 Thank you for coming, but, we're looking for a slightly more aggressive salesman. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
589 This way everyone gets an aisle seat. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
590 I want to be honest with you, right now, you are my eighth choice for the position. 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
591 Yes. Henry the 8th sir. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
592 Can you hear me in the back? 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
593 I don't know why you're so surprised. It says "Chairman" right on my door. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
594 I see you are at the end of a long line of nobodies. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
595 Mitt, is that you? 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
596 Just because none of the other applicants bothered to show up, doesn't mean you're not still last in line. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
597 You in the back! What do you think of our new line of office chairs? 1.3894 0.06340 113 81 20 12
598 WHO IS NEXT? 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
599 I guess they got rid of middle management. 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
600 The next time the music stops, you need to be out of the room. 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
601 I'd prefer climbing the ladder. 1.3894 0.06340 113 81 20 12
602 I don't think you're assertive enough for this job... 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
603 Yes, YOU at the back... Do you have anything to add? 1.3860 0.06169 114 81 22 11
604 All those opposed. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
605 In this company, we've got some middle-management issues. 1.3860 0.05503 114 76 32 6
606 I want to get something straight between us. 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
607 Sit anywhere. 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
608 Well sir, when the music stopped I just sat down here! 1.3839 0.05564 112 75 31 6
609 Yes, you in the back. You have question? 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
610 Am I to understand that the dwarfs have hired you to negotiate on their behalf? 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
611 Inspired by his Twitter successes, Trump rearranges the press room and invites his full press corpse [sic] to assemble for a 3 a.m. daily briefing. 1.3839 0.06498 112 82 17 13
612 Do you want to come up to the first chair or would you prefer I fire you from where you're seated? 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
613 Lost in translation; 8 straight-back chairs is not the same as 8 chairs straight -back. 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
614 As you can see, this is an in-line class, not an online class. 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
615 For each correct answer, you can move up one seat. First question: Why are you not getting a bonus this year? 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
616 Perhaps in Sunday school, but here the last will be last. 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
617 Lastly, to my feckless nephew Tyler I leave the remainder of my estate, an empty briefcase. 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
618 There are plenty of opportunities before you, Johnson, but you've got to be willing to leave your comfort zone to move up the ranks. 1.3839 0.05564 112 75 31 6
619 Plenty of seats in the front! 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
620 Well, in five years I see myself in the third chair.." 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
621 ...and then there was one. 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
622 You'll have to work your way up, just like everyone else... 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
623 Thank you all for coming. 1.3805 0.06199 113 81 21 11
624 The distance between us represents the wage gap pretty well, don't you think so? 1.3784 0.06406 111 81 18 12
625 We have a pecking order here, and I'm the big pecker. 1.3784 0.06406 111 81 18 12
626 Sorry Mr. Romney, I'm supposed to tell you the position has been filled. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
627 Correct. You may advance. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
628 We called you in to consult about our succession plan. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
629 We offer room for advancement. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
630 We expect all eight of you to pull together on the Iditarod account. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
631 As you can see, there's plenty of room to move up in this company. 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
632 ...and then there was one. 1.3784 0.06406 111 81 18 12
633 There are some positions closer to management available 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
634 I should have been more specific when I asked to have the chairs arranged in a row. 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
635 So where do yo see yourself in twenty minutes? 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
636 In your new position this represents the levels of management between you and me. 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
637 As you can see, there is no glass ceiling, just musical chairs. 1.3784 0.06277 111 80 20 11
638 Ok, I'm starting the music now. 1.3784 0.05438 111 74 32 5
639 Don't get comfortable. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
640 And where did you read of this 'The Last shall be First' nonsense? 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
641 Do you have an appointment? 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
642 I'd like to discuss your position at length. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
643 We offer a clear path to promotion. 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
644 Is it my breath? 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
645 Yes, I am the Chairman. 1.3784 0.06277 111 80 20 11
646 Are we aligned? 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
647 Thank you, Ms. Zablowski. The Library Association appreciates your commitment to alphabetical order. 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
648 Before we get started I'd like to point out we have empty seats closer to the front. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
649 We don't give promotions here, just upgrades. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
650 Next 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
651 Your name is Henry. That's why you're eighth, 1.3784 0.06533 111 82 16 13
652 Well the memo did say I was "in line for a raise"... 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
653 Tell me why you want to work at Linear and Son. 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
654 Wilson, you may move up one chair. Congratulations. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
655 I've rearranged things a little to better reflect the hierarchy 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
656 This was a test -- and you just failed it. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
657 Perhaps you misinterpreted the board's suggestion to take a back seat on this one. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
658 You'll just have to wait your turn. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
659 Yes, the position of feng shui officer is vacant. 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
660 I take my responsibilities as chairman quite literally. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
661 I feel I'm being railroaded. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
662 I hope it's now clear where you sit in the chain of command. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
663 Rudy, you were this close to being my Secretary of State. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
664 A bit passive-aggressive, Steve. Couldn't you just offer me a breath mint? 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
665 Now I know why they call him the Chairman 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
666 I believe you'll be a good fit here at Acme Caboose Company. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
667 Our representatives are busy assisting other customers, please remain on the line and we will be with you as soon as possible. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
668 What lay-offs? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
669 Well now I know why they call you the 'Chairman' 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
670 I'm letting you go, Larry, because I just don't see you moving up in this company. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
671 Simon says move up a chair. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
672 . . . and there are ample opportunities for promotion 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
673 THE CHAIR RECOGNIZES THE GENTLEMAN IN BACK. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
674 Of course, there are opportunities for advancement, why do you ask? 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
675 Congratulations Jim! You have just been promoted to 7th chair. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
676 As you can see, we also have seven ghost writers applying for the job to write my biography. 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
677 They've all been fired. Why do you ask? 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
678 Read my lips. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
679 Your forgot to say "Mother May I". 1.3727 0.06439 110 81 17 12
680 I'm sorry Margret, these seats are reserved for platinum and gold class employee's. 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
681 Welcome to the Department of Motor Vehicles. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
682 I've got a 10 o'clock with Snow White. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
683 I take it you're applying for the entry level position. 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
684 Where do you see yourself seated in 5 years time? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
685 First I go, "Choo, choo, choo," then you jump up and call, "All aboard!" 1.3727 0.06439 110 81 17 12
686 "...Priority Seating is an extra $85..... 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
687 I can't hear you just fine. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
688 Be with you in a second, Mitt. 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
689 I'm here for the position of ghostwriter. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
690 I see we are still very far apart in this contract negotiation. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
691 By now, you should have a good understanding of what happens next. 1.3694 0.06261 111 81 19 11
692 So you’d like to move up in the company. 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
693 Welcome to this meeting of Jet Blue executives. You may move up to a premium seat for only $45. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
694 So, what brings you there? 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
695 I see, sir, that you come from a long line of other unsuccessful applicants. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
696 Interesting that you chose that chair. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
697 I'm interviewing fake people to report fake news. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
698 Johnson, I'm promoting you. Move forward one chair. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
699 Okay, one more time like we rehearsed...when I say "chugga chugga," you say "choo-choo!" 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
700 Eight chairs from now, you could be sitting where I'm sitting. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
701 First, tell me what happened to all the people who were ahead of me. 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
702 I admire your willingness to follow the chain of command, Johnson. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
703 You're late. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
704 As you can see, I've eliminated my family members from the transition team 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
705 We don't sit in alphabetical order here Mr. Zelcher. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
706 Needless to say, this will be a really challenging mission, Agent 008. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
707 Yes I was an oarsman in college, how did you know? 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
708 I'm sure you've heard about the bobsled accident. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
709 Tell me: Where do you seat yourself in seven years? 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
710 Now say, "CHOO choo, CHOO choo, wooo wooooo." 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
711 Would you like to purchase an interview upgrade through our company awards program? 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
712 Just between you and me, the other candidates don't look too promising. 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
713 Was it something I said? 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
714 This might surprise you, but I started out in the airline industry. 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
715 Before I start my remarks, I'm going to ask those people sitting in the back, to come up to the front. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
716 Interesting seat choice. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
717 I see you take a back seat to nobody 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
718 Okay Mr. Romney, now you come up and explain why I should let you be my Secretary of State. 1.3670 0.06603 109 82 14 13
719 Why don't you start by telling me what you learned from my interview with the first seven applicants? 1.3670 0.06603 109 82 14 13
720 Strictly speaking, you're co-chair. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
721 It says here on your resume that you pride yourself in being a follower. 1.3670 0.05158 109 72 34 3
722 If you can solve this riddle, you're hired. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
723 Would you like to purchase an upgrade? 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
724 You're probably wondering why I called you there. 1.3670 0.06603 109 82 14 13
725 Congratulations Peterson. I'm promoting you to Second to Last chair. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
726 Years ago I started in that chair myself, Jenkins. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
727 If you work hard and sacrifice someday that chair in front of you will be yours. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
728 Just imagine how long you would have to wait if they had people in them. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
729 Now that we've finished with the musical chairs portion of your interview, I'd like to move on to duck, duck, goose. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
730 Now, is there anyone else who has a question for our new management? 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
731 Your forgot to say "Mother May I". 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
732 I'll start the music once the other seven applicants arrive. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
733 Everyone wanted an aisle seat. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
734 Before we begin, can everyone hear me OK? 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
735 So why do you want to work for our airline? 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
736 Dad, while we're waiting, can you fill me in on why it's o.k. for the septuplets to run late, yet I'm the disappointment? 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
737 I'm sorry your last name begins with a 'Z' but rules are rules. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
738 I hope he doesn't call on me... 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
739 Which one of you represents the Seven Dwarfs? 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
740 I've tried them all and you look best from here sir. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
741 For each act of groveling you may advance one chair. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
742 I will now hear from the employee in coach. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
743 There are lots of opportunities to move ahead in this company. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
744 As you may have guessed, you'll be flying coach from now on. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
745 Eight degrees of separation. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
746 Do you still think you'd like to work for an airline? 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
747 It might make you feel better to know that you're the only candidate with any substance. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
748 Thanks for coming in, Mitt. Nice tie. 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
749 No, not until the music stops. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
750 You've got room for improvement. 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
751 You'll find our company manual in the seat pocket in front of you. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
752 Jenkins, you're probably wondering why I asked your satisfied clients to be here for your performance review. 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
753 You have one more chance to tell me what I want to hear. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
754 Now I'm going to ask you the same question I asked the other applicants . Please choose your answer carefully. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
755 Of course Mr. Romney! President-Elect Donald J. TRUMP is VERY Seriously considering you for a position in his Cabinet!!! 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
756 Don't be shy, there's plenty of room up front. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
757 Would you mind saying chugga-chugga choo-choo? 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
758 In the event of a market crash, an oxygen mask will drop in front of you. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
759 Back in my day, I waited behind 100 chairs for this position! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
760 Would you care to cash in five vacation days to upgrade to the front row? 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
761 So why do you want to work for our airline? 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
762 I want to make it clear that in this company, there's a strict chain of command. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
763 "All right, we're now interviewing applicants in rows A through F. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
764 Think of yourself sitting on a commercial airline next to the rear bathroom, now you understand your position with the company. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
765 We were anticipating higher interest in this position. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
766 As the Chairman of this organization, I feel an obligation to keep my employees in line. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
767 When he saw all of the nobodies interviewing before him, Hank felt a growing confidence that the job would be his. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
768 Let me explain how our career path works! 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
769 So, when I say "chugga chugga, you say "woo woo". 1.3585 0.06455 106 79 16 11
770 Which chair do you see yourself in, in five years? 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
771 When you say the first chair, are you counting up or down? 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
772 I like to think I am approachable Jenkins, just not all at once. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
773 You're my first Hannukah interview. By the eighth night, all the other candidates will be seated. 1.3585 0.05049 106 70 34 2
774 Whenever I say 'Chugga Chugga,' you shout, 'Choo choo!' 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
775 Privacy laws prohibit us from showing you who is ahead of you for this job. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
776 Don't get too comfortable. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
777 Young man, this is not a church; you'll have to take a seat up front. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
778 Yes, I would love a breath mint! 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
779 Is it just me or is there some distance between us? 1.3585 0.06593 106 80 14 12
780 It's not as straightforward as you think. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
781 Sorry, Mr. Zyzych. Seating is alphabetical. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
782 Yes, when I said pick any seat you'd like it was a test. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
783 Yes, I did say I wanted to see the chair for each department, in a line, in front of my desk first thing in the morning, however..... 1.3585 0.06728 106 81 12 13
784 Congratulations! As we told you on your first day, only one out of eight students successfully earns a diploma from Trump University. 1.3585 0.06593 106 80 14 12
785 .... Number 3... Number 3... Calling Number 3... Is Number 3 here?... Number 3?... Last call for Number 3. Number 4... Number 4.... 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
786 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
787 Tell me about your leadership skills. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
788 Am I in the exit row? 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
789 Put your briefcase under the seat in front of you. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
790 Tall one in the back...what do you think? 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
791 Tell me, why have you applied for this position at Lionel? 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
792 You may now apply for the next vacant position 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
793 At Ramrock, there's always room to advance. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
794 This will be your eighth and possibly final job interview question. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
795 Just so you understand, I expect you to do the work of 8 people in this new position! 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
796 I shouldn't have to tell you what to do when the music stops. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
797 Okay Mr. Christie, Mr. Trump will see you now. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
798 Ron, your manager tells me you're prone to taking a back seat in meetings, and I have to agree. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
799 Welcome to Cessna's corporate office. Please place your smaller item under the seat in front of you. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
800 Of all my staff, you are far and away the closest. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
801 A long line of nobodies have interviewed for this position. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
802 When I said take a seat, I didn't mean that one. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
803 You won't see much of these guys, but they all make more money than you. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
804 Now interviewing economy class. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
805 Solve this mystery, Mrs. Tuttle, and the job is yours. 1.3585 0.06455 106 79 16 11
806 I'm a linear thinker 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
807 Mr. Chairman, am I out of order? 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
808 We will commence with the reading of Ms. White's will just as soon as Mssrs. Grumpy, Bashful, and the other beneficiaries arrive, Mr. Prince. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
809 Would you like to upgrade to first-class? 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
810 So I take it there are no further objections? 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
811 I just like a lot of personal space. 1.3551 0.05353 107 73 30 4
812 I like to insert a few hurdles during the interview process. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
813 'If you can beat yourself at musical chairs the job is yours. A one, a two, a three . . ." 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
814 Really? And exactly how would YOU arrange the seating? 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
815 Your resume mentioned a penchant for leapfrog? 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
816 Accept our offer and you'll take a back seat to no one. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
817 I try not to get close to my employees. 1.3524 0.05238 105 71 31 3
818 Apparently, this is the new Feng Shui. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
819 I guess you're next! 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
820 Here at Central Rail, we don't go up the ladder, we go from caboose to engine. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
821 We like to test our hearing aids the old-fashioned way. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
822 The applicant in ROW 8, SEAT 1, may come forward. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
823 The rest of our chairpeople are, in fact, chairs. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
824 Management has noticed you've been quite distant lately 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
825 I hope you understand, it's flu season. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
826 You need to say "mother, may I." 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
827 Can those of you in the back hear me? 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
828 I'm clearly more qualified than these other candidates. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
829 Yes, it's primarily Wealth Management, but there is a Rowing component. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
830 The position requires a great deal of patience. 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
831 Congratulations, Jones, you're eighth in line for my job. Now I just need to hire seven people more qualified than you. 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
832 I am Henry the 8th I am! 1.3524 0.06627 105 80 13 12
833 Patience, Miss Baxter- 45 years ago I sat in that very chair 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
834 Yes, you there in the back 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
835 The audition for The Invisible Man will begin shortly. 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
836 I asked the interior designer to capture total corporate hierarchy, but with a warm, personal touch. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
837 There's room for advancement in this company. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
838 Eight! 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
839 No, really, Mr. Romney--you are definitely a serious contender for Secretary of State. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
840 Finally, as last in line in his will, Mr. Lawton leaves you his entire Beanie Babies collection. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
841 Glad you've joined us here at Amtrak headquarters, Fenwick, and 'Welcome Aboard'. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
842 First you have to say, "Mother, may I?" 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
843 25 years ago I was in your seat. 1.3524 0.04876 105 69 35 1
844 First, let me explain the role of chairman... 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
845 Yes, Jenkins...you'll be flying coach. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
846 Would you care to upgrade to Business Class? 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
847 Simon says, "Move two seats forward." 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
848 Why do you want to work here at Feng Shui Inc? 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
849 And where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
850 Sorry, but we're looking for someone from business class. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
851 We're lining up a great team! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
852 We're a small company but I think you will find there is still plenty of room for advancement . 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
853 Would you like to upgrade to first-class? 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
854 No cabinet, just a single file! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
855 Some are saying that you've been - I don't know - distant at work, lately. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
856 Smith, we value your position in the corporation! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
857 Any questions? 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
858 I am going to take a back seat and let you run this meeting. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
859 Of course you can disagree with me. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
860 That's why I come early sir. 1.3495 0.06575 103 78 14 11
861 Of course I'm accessible! You're here aren't you? 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
862 How much do you know about the Ottoman Uprising? 1.3495 0.06575 103 78 14 11
863 with every correct answer, you get to move up one seat. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
864 I'll say it louder, then. *This meeting has been adjourned.* 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
865 Please exit starting with the last row. 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
866 Where do you see yourself a year from now? 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
867 Thank you all for joining me today. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
868 This is my way of telling you Stan, even though you are my son, you have to start at the bottom and work your way up. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
869 So you state in your cover letter that you will take a back seat to no one. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
870 So, I guess I wasn't your first choice? 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
871 You're early. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
872 I find this much more effective than an organizational chart. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
873 How do you feel about working remotely from home? 1.3495 0.05292 103 70 30 3
874 I shouldn't have scheduled this meeting through Expedia. 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
875 For anyone just coming in, I think we still have a few seats up front. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
876 Wait... invisibilty was a job requirement? 1.3495 0.06575 103 78 14 11
877 So this is what the Trump Cabinet looks like in 2018... 1.3495 0.06718 103 79 12 12
878 Your inability to move up in this company is perplexing. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
879 First item on our agenda: excess inventory. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
880 Oh, heavens no, I'm easy to work for. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
881 Why do you want to work for Ticketmaster? 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
882 One of you is not following our corporate transparency policy. 1.3495 0.06575 103 78 14 11
883 Now that all 7 dwarfs are here we can start the meeting. 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
884 Say "Mother may I?" 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
885 I'm looking for a back seat driver 1.3495 0.05292 103 70 30 3
886 And what makes you think you aren't my first pick for the position? 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
887 I assume you're seeking an entry position. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
888 Interviewees in the Executive Platinum group can now come up to the desk. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
889 Last row, center seat: how can we help you? 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
890 Needless to say, Tom did not get called back for the position of The Invisible Man 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
891 This just doesn't sit well. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
892 Do you think you're in church? 1.3431 0.06608 102 78 13 11
893 I like to have at least seven degrees of separation from the common man. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
894 Mr. Taylor, the next time I give you breath mints please take the hint. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
895 I come from a long line of Chairmen. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
896 I think you'll find a large number of opportunities to move up in our organization. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
897 "Allow me to explain our vertical integration program: 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
898 If you're here raise your hand. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
899 Even when visiting the pastor at home, Carl still felt more comfortable in the back row. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
900 It's good to know where you sit on this one, Bob! 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
901 If you get the next question right you can move up one seat. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
902 Where do you see yourself fitting in? 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
903 You've laid out a pretty cushy career path for me, Dad. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
904 His habit of sitting in the back of the class did not serve him well after graduation . . . 1.3431 0.06460 102 77 15 10
905 You've probably heard I can be hard to work for. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
906 Number 8 in the back, you're a bit early. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
907 Lean in! 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
908 Think of it this way, chances are I'll probably never get to you. 1.3431 0.06460 102 77 15 10
909 I think this one is the most comfortable 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
910 The other chairs are for my own ideas. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
911 I didn't know they had this many open positions! 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
912 I assure you that as eighth in line for the inheritance, you will be contacted should the other seven not be reachable. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
913 We have eight layers of management even though you are my only employee. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
914 At least you know your place. 1.3431 0.05305 102 70 29 3
915 I hope you're the new Feng Shui consultant. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
916 Although it's been harder to conduct this interview, you are right. Cool kids do always sit in the back. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
917 Do you have anymore snide comments Mr. Parker? I can have more chairs brought in. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
918 Well, they don't call me "chairman" for nothing! 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
919 Pluto, you've been demoted. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
920 We don't do that corporate ladder stuff. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
921 Here's how the game is played. You will be asked eight questions. Answer them all correctly, and you will be the next US Ambassador to Sweden. Here's the first question: Am I the smartest man who ever lived? 1.3431 0.06608 102 78 13 11
922 This position requires taking a back seat. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
923 It's all a matter of perspective! 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
924 We don't have a quorum but I would like to hear reports from the chairs. 1.3431 0.05305 102 70 29 3
925 As you can see, the invisibility serum works 8 out of 9 times. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
926 Now interviewing rows one though seven... 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
927 As 8th in line to inherit the company... 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
928 I can't offer you a promotion, but you may scoot forward a little. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
929 I'm afraid you'll have to place your carry on under the seat in front of you before we can begin. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
930 So, Bradford. What can you add to the company's 8-man rowing team? 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
931 Thank-you for your patience; the next available representative will be with you. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
932 You.........in the eighth row....... 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
933 The position is yours. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
934 As usual, we will need to hold those seats open in case some men show up. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
935 The round table was way overrated. 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
936 Here at Acme Roller Coaster we raise our arms in the last seat 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
937 I had to sit in a lot of chairs to get where I am today! 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
938 Sir could you kindly store your bag underneath the seat in front of you? Thank you. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
939 You look like a bright young man. What color are my socks? 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
940 I like linear thinking. 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
941 I would now welcome rows 8 and higher to board the interview. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
942 Dave felt railroaded. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
943 Show me a time where you have had to overcome obstacles to achieve your goal. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
944 For each correct answer you get to move up a chair. First question: How great am I? 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
945 Now you know where you sit in the pecking order. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
946 Number nine? 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
947 Ms. White, this might work better if you and your seven dwarves arranged yourselves in a semicircle. 1.3366 0.06491 101 77 14 10
948 A service representative will be with you soon. Your approximate wait time is 27 years. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
949 After what I just revealed, frankly I'm shocked you didn't leave with all the others." "I'm sorry, what? 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
950 Let me assure you that you take a back seat to no one. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
951 Sir, I can't help but feel I'm taking a backseat to everyone else in this organization." 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
952 It is time I promote you to vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-chairman. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
953 I admit I did wonder why you had asked to meet with the chairs. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
954 In 5 years I see myself sitting a few seats closer to you. 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
955 Even in light of recent events, you are still the eighth best candidate for the position. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
956 Are you selling chairs, or is this some ridiculous metaphor? 1.3366 0.06491 101 77 14 10
957 You may have heard that I'm a distant boss. 1.3366 0.05128 101 69 30 2
958 Congratulations. You've earned a seat upgrade. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
959 Can’t we just meet in the middle? 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
960 I brought you in to offer you some perspective. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
961 You're still waiting, Mitt? 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
962 Don't get outa line with me, fella. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
963 Yes, the music has stopped but you picked the wrong chair. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
964 It's true. After climbing the corporate ladder, I became the chair man. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
965 For $100 you can upgrade to first class for this interview. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
966 Secretary of State appointment? I thought I was in line to interview for the next season of "The Apprentice".. 1.3300 0.06675 100 78 11 11
967 Before we start, have you considered the advantages of being a Business-Class applicant? 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
968 There isn't much I can do. The opportunities for advancement are right in front of you. 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
969 This is not a job for someone who puts himself first. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
970 Can those of you in the back of the room hear me all right? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
971 All that's left is Secretary of the Interior. How are you at interiors? 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
972 The chairman recognizes you. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
973 Well, sir, you told me a lot about yourself when you took that seat. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
974 The corporate ladder is a myth.Its chairs. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
975 But, the great news for you, 008, is that opportunity is knocking! 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
976 Dad, don't you thinks perhaps it's time for me to move up in the firm? 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
977 YOU , at the end chair, I think I can squeeze you in now! 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
978 The feng shui design takes into account my misanthropy 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
979 We need someone who can think inside the box. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
980 It's a negotiation trick I just learned from Trump. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
981 Welcome to Caboose Training 101. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
982 That's a classic example of linear thinking 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
983 Director Number 8, you're fired. The meeting was last week. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
984 Every time you answer a question correctly you can move up a chair. Shall we begin? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
985 Where do you see your self in 10 years? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
986 Now that we’ve eliminated most of middle management, we should think about downsizing the furniture. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
987 It may not be practical, but the Feng Shui is off the charts. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
988 I don't know what position you applied for but you're hired. 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
989 And that's the way it is at The Acme Caboose Company 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
990 Right, now that Snow White's agent is here, we can start the contract negotiations. 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
991 Mr. Jones, welcome to our new Distance Learning Program. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
992 We call it the 'millennial-sense-of-entitlement-adjuster'. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
993 Your references are excellent Mr. Jones, but you failed to put your carry-on items under the seat in front of you. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
994 So where do you see yourself in 7 chairs? 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
995 It appears you come from a long line of upholsterers. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
996 So, you're here for the vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-chair position...? 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
997 All of the remaining Apprentice applicants left for government jobs in D.C. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
998 I meant it literally. Please, take a seat. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
999 The arrangement is a metaphor - now get over it 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1000 This week I'm interviewing far-sighted candidates only. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1001 Welcome to AT&T. Can you hear me now? 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1002 We are waiting on a few more rsvp's to sing at the inauguration!! 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1003 This time, when the music starts try to take a seat closer to me. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1004 With every correct answer you move up a seat..... 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1005 We all can’t be the engineer, Mr. Caboose. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1006 Who will represent Snow White in this labor dispute? 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
1007 When they said the middle class was disappearing, they weren't kidding. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1008 I feel like I can be a real asset to this interior design firm. 1.3265 0.06769 98 77 10 11
1009 I'm sorry, but I was a Rear Admiral in the Navy. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1010 When I invited you to 'pull up a chair', I had forgotten about your OCD. 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
1011 Please hold your chugga-chuggas and woo-woos until the end. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1012 Don't think you can avoid questions by sitting in the back. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1013 Your résumé is excellent, but we already have 7 dream candidates lined up for the position. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1014 And would you rate it "Too Big," "Too Small," or "Just Right?" 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1015 You forgot to say 'Mother, may I?' That's why. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1016 No, Dave, I wouldn't say you're next in line for our management position. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1017 Ma'am? Excuse me, but that seat is reserved for Snow White. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1018 You won Musical Chairs, so congratulations, you are the new Secretary of State! 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1019 There are seats available in the front. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1020 Playing "musical chairs" to determine who gets the job usually works better when we have more applicants. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1021 I won't lie to you: this job involves a great deal of travelling. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1022 I'm here to talk about my promotion, Sir. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1023 We also offer free Wi-Fi and peanuts 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1024 Okay, tell me why I should hire you for this job, Mr. Caboose. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1025 Sorry, my secretary is out sick today and I've never had to arrange seats myself before. 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
1026 We KNOW it was written for 12 chairs, but this is a really small theater. 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
1027 I sense you're feeling apprehensive about our meeting. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1028 Peterson! I've decided to promote you to third chair. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1029 Those seats are for closers. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1030 We'll call if any positions open up. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1031 Does anyone else have any questions? 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1032 I'm from the old "sled dog" school of management. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1033 Those are for our sapphire and platinum employees. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1034 I'm here to fill your vacancies 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1035 We're coming out with a new line of chairs in the spring. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1036 You are only this many promotions away from having a seat at the table. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1037 Okay, who's next? 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1038 Here at Apex Industries, we believe in room for advancement. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1039 I'm sorry, only coach was available. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1040 Would you like to upgrade to Premium Seating? 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1041 How is your consulting work at our garlic plant going? 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1042 Overcoming fear of one-on-one meetings in eight easy steps. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1043 Answer seven questions correctly, and you get the job. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1044 And this chair is just right 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1045 The university is pleased to offer you a chair in our English department. Please select one. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1046 You'll be starting at an entry level with a good chance for rapid advancement. 1.3265 0.05184 98 68 28 2
1047 This isn't church, Sullivan! 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
1048 To start out you’d mostly be rowing. Do you have much experience working in chains? 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
1049 What's this I hear about you thinking you are always "last in line" for a promotion? 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1050 Mr. White, I'll settle the estate with the dwarves first. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1051 "You've had a nice run Jenkins, but I'm afraid you're in the exit row". 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1052 This isn't church, you know. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1053 I'll be frank: You have a 1 in 8 chance of becoming Secretary of State. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1054 Take a seat. Seriously, I have too many. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1055 Wilson, before the others arrive, we need to talk about your personal hygiene. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1056 I just can't seem to reach you anymore, son. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1057 Hey, you in the back, pipe down. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1058 Of course there is room for advancement. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1059 OK. . .Here's how it works. . . .when the music stops. . . . . . . 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1060 Bill, congrats, you're next in line for the job. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1061 Our new company analogy is a train. You, my friend, are the caboose. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1062 These previous seats, State, Defense, Commerce, Homeland Security, and so on- are now all filled with great people, tremendous people. They say you're a terrific ornithologist. I just need a little guidance with my tweets. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1063 And to my favorite nephew Harold, I bequeath the seven chairs that sit before you. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1064 So close, yet sofa. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1065 For every right answer, you move up a chair. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1066 Why, Yes. Working here CAN be like a roller-coaster ride. Why do you ask? 1.3232 0.05142 99 69 28 2
1067 Thank you all for coming today. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1068 I see you're comfortable in coach, that is a promising start. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1069 we're making America neat again. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1070 Forget the Middleman 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
1071 Good news. I'm upgrading you to business class. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1072 My Feng Shui guy swears this helps the energy, and it must because he's always laughing when he leaves. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1073 I can see something in you that the others are missing. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1074 Please be patient. We have more than the usual number of chairs today. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1075 Did you want to trade in some of your miles and be upgraded to first class? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1076 There are a lot of nobodies ahead of you, son. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1077 Like many top executives, I prefer to maintain at least six degrees of separation from any controversy. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1078 Well Snow White. Your dwarfs are late for the meeting. Again. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1079 Comfy? 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1080 I'm sorry, but that's the company line. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1081 I take it your the very last person to kiss my ass today? 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
1082 I like a woman who knows her place. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1083 Think of it as the front of a line in which you’re sitting backwards. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1084 So this is why they call him the Chairman. 1.3196 0.06643 97 76 11 10
1085 They are reserved for important people. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1086 There's seating available in the front. 1.3196 0.05191 97 68 27 2
1087 What kind of columnist did you think we were looking for? 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
1088 So, as the designated survivor... 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1089 So, you think you'd like to work for us here at Boeing? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1090 20/20 vision is essential for this job! 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1091 Thanks for coming to this press conference. In the interest of time, only the first seven rows of reporters can ask questions. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1092 The front rows are reserved for members of our platinum program. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1093 You may have the aisle but I get the window! 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1094 Candidly, you weren't our first choice for this position, or even our seventh. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1095 Welcome to the Clinton Foundation, Mr. Five Dollar Donor. 1.3196 0.06959 97 78 7 12
1096 There is room for you to work your way up in this company. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1097 Last chance to buy an upgrade. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1098 NO ! I said "eight cheers" for our new partner. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1099 You aren't obligated to sit in the last seat, Mr. Zwick. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1100 It feels just right, sir! 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1101 You're next. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1102 Today, it appears, that the last shall be first. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1103 I don't mind waiting. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1104 Our employees do not climb; they move forward 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1105 It's a bit of a commute. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1106 You'd be eighth Vice President, but our first visible one. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1107 Good choice. We like employees who have vision. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1108 I have you in line for something. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1109 I'm afraid your request for an upgrade did not go through. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1110 I did ask for the exit row 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1111 The dwarves will be here shortly. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1112 I always fly economy. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1113 Work hard, and you'll move up quickly 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1114 My strengths, let's see, I've been told I'm good at leading from behind. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1115 Please wait until your number is called. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1116 I started from the back and now I'm here 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1117 Will you be filling any vacancies today? 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1118 I apologize for the misprint. This is the interview for chair traffic controller. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1119 I suppose you're wondering why I asked you and your six little friends to stop in. 1.3196 0.06643 97 76 11 10
1120 You're next. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1121 Interesting choice. You're hired! 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1122 Uncle Harry always made sure his nephew remembered he was only eighth in line to his fortune 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1123 I don't care if you are the last man on Earth. "You're fired!" 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1124 I regret to inform you Matthew that the last actually will be last. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1125 For only $320 we can upgrade you to "business class". 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1126 Can everyone hear me in the back? 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1127 You weren't my first choice, but you're next in line. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1128 We'll be joined by the Vertical Integration team. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1129 You’re last and most likely the least. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1130 As you can see, we take the role of chairman quite seriously. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1131 So...which one has the pea? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1132 Last and Least..... 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1133 Please remain seated until the interview comes to a complete stop. Permanecer sentados, por favor. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1134 Gottlieb, I've asked you here today for a status report on my new conference table. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1135 Hello, Jim. Welcome to the United States Postal Service headquarters. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1136 I'm sorry. You picked the wrong chair again, Mr. Smith. Better luck tomorrow! 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1137 Congratulations. I'm promoting you to 7th vice-president. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1138 Well, as an economy class employee, you'll have to pay to check your briefcase. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1139 "In addition, the position offers significant opportunities for advancement.? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1140 Your issue will be addressed in the order it was received. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1141 I didn't say "Simon says". 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1142 The position has been filled. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1143 You may be wondering why I've asked you all here today. 1.3196 0.06643 97 76 11 10
1144 I'm sorry Mam, but you'll just have to wait your turn-as you can see there are a lot of qualified men ahead of you. 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
1145 After watching seven of the managers above him getting fired one at a time, Bob wondered if there would be bagels after the meeting. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1146 OK, start the music. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1147 They don't call me The Chairman for nothin'. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1148 But around here, there'll be no whistling while you work! 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1149 Snow White left her estate to the Seven Dwarfs and the Guy Who Did Her Taxes. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1150 Should have booked the priority seat for the interview 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1151 Coffee? Tea? Binoculars? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1152 It is time to re-evaluate your position in this company. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1153 When the music stops, you're fired. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1154 ...keeping in mind that the closest exit may be behind you 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1155 There's no chain of command here, just streamlined vertical integration. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1156 You are now free to move about the cabin. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1157 Management practices learned at the Department of Motor Vehicles are hard to break. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1158 What this means is that you were my last choice! 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1159 I guess that leaves you Tillerson. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1160 I'm looking for a non-linear thinker. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1161 'The will specifically states that everything goes to the seventh son.' 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1162 Something tells me I'm either way too early or way too late,... 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1163 So what qualifications do you have as a caboose operator? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1164 For efficiency I've eliminated the chain of command. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1165 As I predicted, very few people survived the reorganization. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1166 Not that one! 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1167 I thought offering everyone an aisle seat would draw more people to this meeting. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1168 Welcome to the chain of command, Johnson. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1169 And, as a new employee, you have your career path in front of you. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1170 Be assured the seating is random and in no way reflects your status. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1171 Who are you calling a coxswain? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1172 Because I can. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1173 Mercer, it's the end of the line for you. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1174 I’m looking for a farsighted businessman. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1175 No worries, it actually helps to be the last person interviewed. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1176 Now that I have ranked the candidates by preference, let us proceed. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1177 I feel like you're trying to tell me something. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1178 ...and that brings us to you, Mother. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1179 Thank you for seeing me, Mr. Trump. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
1180 Good morning, 8A 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1181 You're on the upgrade list. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1182 I'll wait. Eight is my lucky number. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1183 My daughter has the furnishings concession, is why. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1184 Welcome to business class. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1185 I am afraid you will have to wait your turn. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1186 My strength is that I am a back seat driver. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1187 Which of you would like to Chair our next fundraising event? 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
1188 Do you have any experience working in the airline industry? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1189 That's the closest anyone has made it in the interview process so far. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1190 I understand you're the corporate analyst who claimed I'm a narrow-minded SOB. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
1191 So, why do you want to work for NASA, Mr. .... Neptune? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1192 Due to budget cuts, we're prepping you to travel coach. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1193 Congratulations! You're hired. The others left when the music stopped. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1194 Interesting use of the space, Mr. Chairman. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
1195 No, that is NOT why they call me 'Chairman'. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1196 SO, let me understand: Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey are walking out to renegotiate and you're their lawyer, Mr. Sleazy? 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
1197 You didn't say 'Donald may I?' 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1198 I'm known throughout the industry for putting people first. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1199 We'll be boarding today's meeting starting from the rear of the cabin. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1200 Yes , I would consider it a message. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1201 Young man in the back. Did you not read my ad? It clearly states I'm only hiring ghost writers. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1202 You just seem so distant lately! 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1203 As you can see, we offer many opportunities for a new employee to move up in the company. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1204 My philosophy is simple. The first shall be last and the last will stay last. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1205 Right then, going down the list, is number 2 here? 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
1206 All in favor? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1207 As you can see, Mr. Berry, there are many talented applicants ahead of you. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1208 In this part of the interview, we will test how you handle a long distance relationship. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1209 I think you'll find that our benefits are excellent and that there is plenty of opportunity for advancement. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1210 I'm pretty sure the rules are when the music stops, we remove a chair. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1211 Just waiting for The Seven Deadly Sins to get here. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
1212 I come from a long line of Chairmen. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1213 You are correct, Ms. Foster, the capital of Kazakhstan is indeed Astana. Please move forward three spaces. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1214 Don't underestimate the competition 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1215 Bob regretted not having upgraded to First Class. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1216 You know, this company could use a man who takes a back seat to no one. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1217 So convince me you need to move to the next chair.... 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1218 At our company, there are plenty of opportunities to get ahead. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1219 You are going to have to speak up. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1220 From front to back, I'd like you to welcome Topper, Mrs. Muir, Casper, Sam Wheat, Jacob Marley, Dr. Malcolm Crowe and Hamlet's father. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1221 I have a thing about getting too close to my employees 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1222 This is why you must never, ever reply-all. 1.3125 0.06837 96 77 8 11
1223 Yes, I see that. But you still have to wait your turn!! 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1224 Why must you always take a back seat to no one? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1225 Alright, who's next? 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1226 This is not what I meant when I asked you to chair the meeting. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1227 I said shares! 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1228 For every right answer to my questions you will advance forward one chair. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1229 My management style? I tend to lead from behind. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1230 I see on your resume that you have experience with office layout... 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1231 Well, Smith, let’s talk about Accounting’s rule that we all must fly Coach. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1232 There, I created space for dissenting opinions! 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1233 Hmm. That is the correct spelling of 'succedaneum'. You may advance one chair. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1234 This puts climbing our corporate ladder in a more comfortable perspective. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1235 Not very bright, are you? 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
1236 Why, yes, I used to work for Jet Blue. How did you know? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1237 Eighth chair? It's like playing triangle in the high school band. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1238 WHO IS NEXT? 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1239 Why is it that lawyers always choose the emergency exit row? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1240 Now, tell me how I sound from third in the front. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1241 Don't worry, the other candidates are all very short. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1242 So, Mr. Consultant, just how would you reorganize things here at Caboose, International? 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1243 Let's make this quick. I've got a long line of people after this. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1244 I'm sorry. You'll have to place your carry-on under the seat in front of you. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1245 Donald, you are far and away the best candidate for the job. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1246 Fortunately for you the curse only extended to the seventh son. 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
1247 Since you ask, the other seven auditors are currently in witness protection. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1248 As for you... 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1249 At our airline everybody gets an aisle seat. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1250 Raise your hand if you can hear me in the back. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1251 The one all the way in the back. You seem eager. What's your question? 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1252 Would like to upgrade to business class? 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1253 Sir, with all due respect, you told me to get the board members in line. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1254 Number eight. Please step forward. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1255 Finally, an aisle seat! 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1256 Welcome to the annual Shareholder meeting. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1257 We've got a few open chairs you can fill. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1258 By a process of elimination, it is now your turn to be eliminated. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1259 I see you back there, Hollingsworth. No point trying to be inconspicuous. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1260 Unfortunately, we have decided we won't be filling the vacancies at this time. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1261 Simon says, take out your resumé and move one chair closer. 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
1262 I'm a cinch for this job. Just a bunch of nobodies ahead of me. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1263 Number nine? Number nine? 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1264 Can you hear me back there? I asked if you consider yourself to be an assertive person. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1265 The beverage cart will be coming down the aisle shortly. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1266 The cleaners like feng shui; they just don't like me. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1267 No, I meant literally. Please take a seat. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1268 Not that one! 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1269 Welcome to the emergency meeting of the office design subcommittee. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1270 I have reason to believe that one of you may not be a toddler. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1271 If you can hear me, you're fired. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1272 Simon says you can move one chair forward. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1273 If we make a profit this year we'll buy a table. 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
1274 So, perhaps YOU would like to be Secretary of State?! 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1275 I like a man who knows how to take a backseat to his boss. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1276 Your previous job was interior cabin design at Boeing? 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1277 And you sir, at the back. Are you representing Messrs. Happy, Sleepy, Dopey et al. in this deposition? 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1278 Because you stink...that's why. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1279 The job requires unique solutions to linear problems. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1280 Thank you for waiting, Mr. Blitzen. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1281 I hope you're better than our last Feng Shui Master. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1282 In conclusion... 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1283 I asked you to stay after the others left so I can finally see who you are. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1284 So you want to be in the railroad business. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1285 I'll be with you in a minute, mom. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1286 Want to be Secretary of State? 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1287 Before we begin the interview process, let me explain why all of you are here. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1288 Let's see, chair 8...assistant to the assistant deputy second vice president, right? 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1289 The reserved seats are courtesy of our corporate sponsors. Next question? 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1290 The caboose is very important - but yes, I am always the engine. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1291 Welcome aboard, Johnson. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1292 Seats number one through seven: thank you for your time. Seat number eight: come back tomorrow. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1293 I hear you're the guy behind the guy, behind the guy, behind the guy... 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1294 You're just the man for the job, assuming we don't find anyone else first. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1295 I can’t fire you until I see the whites of your eyes 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1296 Your application is very important to us. Your interview will be conducted in the order it was received. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1297 I'm ready for my eye test. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1298 I'm meeting with Middle Management separately... 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1299 Two! Four! Six! Eight! Who's the temp we terminate? 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1300 You must interviewing for the back office position? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1301 I have never felt comfortable with the six degrees of separation theory. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1302 What makes you believe you'd be a good caboose operator? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1303 That's all we have time for today. Interviews resume on Monday at 10:00 a.m. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1304 Your bag must be stowed under the seat in front of you for layoff. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1305 This is what you meant by line management. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1306 Sorry that you have to take a back seat to everyone else. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1307 I see you chose the comfy chair. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1308 Mr. President, with all due respect, I'm afraid I won't give you the nuclear code either. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1309 You really should have booked your appointment earlier. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1310 I'll hear your report, 008. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1311 Each time you agree with me you can move up one chair,-If Ivanca concurres. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1312 Your final test is the most difficult: you must beat yourself at musical chairs. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1313 Unfortunately, there are seven more qualified applicants ahead of you. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1314 He got the job because there was nothing but lazy-boys ahead of him..... 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1315 I start every interview with this question: which seat in the roller coaster moves faster, the front, or the back? 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1316 The job of chairman is actually pretty straightforward. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1317 I sense a distance between us 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1318 I said "bring me the chairman", not "bring me the chairs man." 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1319 You see, all of our employees work remotely. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1320 Seems like the other applicants are lacking presence. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1321 Bob I assure you in this job you'll take a backseat to no one. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1322 Hey you, in the cheap seat 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1323 Yes, I'm speaking to you in the back row. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1324 Semi-circles are so last century. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1325 I guess you're next, Mother. 1.3011 0.06627 93 74 10 9
1326 You have enough rewards to move up three seats. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1327 A long time ago, in a chair far, far away. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1328 We decided to make it perfectly clear how important you are to us. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1329 Finally scored an aisle seat! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1330 Mathew 20:16, I get it. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1331 Why do you want to work for the DMV? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1332 Welcome to Delta son. 1.3011 0.06627 93 74 10 9
1333 Ok Johnson, I'll lead and you follow. Apparently everyone else got out of the way. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1334 Will the next person in the line of succession please come forward. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1335 I see that you have been seated commensurately with your salary. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1336 In eight years you’ll be sitting in my seat. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1337 Take a number. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1338 Today we'll talk about your inferiority complex 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1339 You are supposed to wait for the music to stop before grabbing a seat. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1340 Give me seven good reasons why I should talk to you. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1341 Tell me, why you want a job with Amtrak? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1342 Is it my breath? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1343 I'm counting on you to step up. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1344 We like to think of ourselves as a far-sighted company. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1345 Oh I don't mind waiting, I've been assured my inquiry is very important to you multiple times already. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1346 Simon says, "Take two chairs forward." 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1347 I'm sorry, Ken, but you're in the exit row. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1348 Henry....the eighth. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1349 If the company crashes, that's the best seat. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1350 Did I ever tell you I was a coxswain in college? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1351 Group A got the invisibility pill. Group B got slow-release poison. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1352 We’d now like to welcome our Platinum Select / Advantage Signature Card employees. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1353 Simon says move two seats forward then one seat back. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1354 Boeing Stockholder Meeting 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1355 See how close you can get before the music stops. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1356 You'll be pleased to know that you're my eighth choice for the job 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1357 Yes, Mr. President, I would say this qualifies as arms length. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1358 Are there opportunities to move up in this office? 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1359 I'm telling you, it's only a slight cold... 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1360 Allen never could take a hint. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1361 Room for advancement? Let me check. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1362 You can't fire me too, dad. I'm your son, Barron. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1363 I would ask you to sit closer but unfortunately the other chairs are reserved for the more qualified job applicants. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1364 If you were a member of our loyalty program, Mr. Wilson, you might have gotten a free upgrade to the front. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1365 Did I mention that the position involves a lot of travel? 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1366 I said MY GREATEST WEAKNESS IS SEPARATION ANXIETY. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1367 I used to be a flight attendant. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1368 If you can hear me in the back row, get out. 1.3011 0.06627 93 74 10 9
1369 You have a remote chance of being hired. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1370 A golden parachute is located in a pouch under your seat or under the armrest. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1371 There'll be room for advancement. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1372 And where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1373 It should be clear to you that I'm the engine of this company and you, you're the caboose. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1374 How many chairs closer do you see yourself in five years? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1375 I'm not the chairman of the board, I'm chairman of the chairs. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1376 Could you speak up please? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1377 Alphabetically, Mr Zorata. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1378 Nope - those chairs are for people who don't hate my guts. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1379 Of course, I value your input. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1380 HR wants me to maintain some management distance. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1381 When I asked you to anchor the meeting..... 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1382 It’s for your own protection — I had tuna and onion dip for lunch. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1383 No, I'm sure the restraining order said 8 FEET. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1384 Acme railroad would love to have you come on board. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1385 Take a number please. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1386 Mr. McElvey, you're the last candidate today. The others didn't fare so well. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1387 Well, sure, if we weren't in a blackout period, you could use your miles. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1388 The 2018 meeting of left-leaning Supreme Court justices will now come to order. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1389 By far the tallest of the eight applicants, Mildred felt sure she had an advantage. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1390 No, it's not too late to register for Trump University. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1391 I'll see if my secretary can squeeze you in. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1392 And thats when the CEO of Lionel Trains knew he had his new sales manager for his caboose divison. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
1393 Let's begin with the man in the 8th row. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1394 My feng shui interior decorator failed to foresee layoffs. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1395 Needless to say, your not the Presdent Elect's first choice. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1396 Did the music stop? 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1397 Yes, you have a question? In the back? Middle row? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1398 You're just not business class material Jensen. Now take a moment to familiarize yourself with the exit. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1399 At least it's not a ladder... 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1400 As our newest employee at Comfy Chair Inc., you should have no delusions about your status here, Mr. Chesterfield. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1401 Please remain seated until your job comes to a full and complete halt. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1402 I started in the last chair. Now I'm chairman. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1403 I've decided to give you this assignment 008. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1404 Johnson, you are last and, yes, least. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1405 Your seven colleagues who are better than you will be here shortly. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1406 Looks like you're first in line for the cabinet position. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1407 I'm trying to put you in perspective. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1408 Doris, can you get me a copy of Feng Shui for Dummies? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1409 Last in line please 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
1410 I have a thing about aisle seats. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1411 In the unlikely event of a stock market crash, your seat cushion can be used as a comforting device. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1412 As president of Caboose, Incorporated let me start off this job interview by commenting that you chose wisely on your seat selection. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1413 Son, I assure you, you're currently next in line to succeed me. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1414 Congratulations. You're the only one of nine applicants who understands how musical chairs works! 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1415 Mr. Smith, I understand your clients object to being called 'dwarfs' in our films. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1416 Am I hear to see you or are you here to see me? 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1417 Yes, you there in the back 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1418 First, we test for your WTF quotient. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1419 The new interior designer used to work for an airline. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1420 If you'd like, sir, we could move your 12 o'clock to a closer 12 o'clock. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1421 Now, you understand that this is not an executive position. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1422 You are customer number eight. I'll be with you shortly. This encounter is being recorded for quality assurance purposes. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1423 As president of B&O Railroad, I like to say 'Welcome Aboard' to new employees. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1424 You're not in grade school anymore, Mr. Zzeltman. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1425 Where do you see yourself 5 decades from now? 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
1426 This is a flat organization where you'll advance forward, not upward 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1427 Will this be your first position with a railroad company? 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1428 What I really hate are empty suits. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1429 Yet, I can still smell your aftershave Crumby. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1430 Well, yes, we did say that applicants should take a back seat to no one. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1431 People who had the job before you. They're...away 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1432 Ah, yes, the germophobe. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1433 You're probably wondering why I called this meeting. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1434 You've got something special, Jones! Our next meeting, sit yourself down in Chair #7! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1435 I'll take one question. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1436 Mom, I know you're back there. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1437 Well, mainly we deal in chairs. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1438 Remember, Perkins. Filling empty seats is the business of our airline! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1439 This is only the first day of Hanukkah. On the eighth day all seats will be taken. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1440 You're probably wondering why I called this meeting. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1441 OK, OK! Simon says move up to the front chair! 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1442 Someone needs to keep you in line. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1443 At least someone tall isn't sitting in front of me. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1444 You can look forward to rapid advancement in this firm. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1445 You're our new Outreach Chair. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1446 Only one applicant for Trump's Secretary of Apologies. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1447 I like to take the long view. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1448 I wanted to be perfectly straight with you today. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1449 Number nine? Number nine? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1450 Before we read the will, would the dwarfs' representative state her name for the record. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1451 Sorry for the misunderstanding. We’re a roller coaster company. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1452 There will be no upgrades for this meeting. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1453 NUMBER 7. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1454 What did you think they meant by chairman? 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1455 Ill now take questions from the front row 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1456 Next, please! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1457 Farther. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1458 Frankly, we got the concept from the airlines. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1459 At our company, we skip the middle man 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1460 Simon says to move up one chair. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1461 Please note the location of the nearest emergency exit. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1462 You realize that you were the only one invited to this meeting, right? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1463 In your latest review, your colleagues found you consistently take a back seat on new projects. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1464 And how would you describe your people skills? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1465 The other candidates for the job have made my choice much easier, Governor Perry. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1466 We're making you a priority. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1467 Now my scheme is a bit more involved than Kevin Bacon's. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1468 Smithers, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1469 Feel free to move closer, Johnson. There's no proof that it's contagious. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1470 And then there was but one. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1471 I sense there is some kind of pecking order in this company. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1472 When they said I was 8th in line I didn't expect this! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1473 An upgrade is not available at this time. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1474 And where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1475 Are you feeling small and inconsequential yet? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1476 You're the first candidate who chose correctly when I said, "Take a seat." Congratulations, the job's yours. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1477 What assets do you believe you can bring to Amtrak? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1478 Seating upgrades are still available for our elite meeting members 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1479 I'm rather fond of economy class, sir. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1480 I get it that you're pressed for time, but the Seven Dwarfs got here first. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1481 And what do you believe you have to offer that these seven imaginary applicants don't? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1482 Don't be shy. There are plenty of seats up front. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1483 patience has its rewards ; and no , you are not out of line . 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1484 If you want to sit closer to the front, that will cost extra. And if you can't fit that brief case under the seat, there is an additional charge! 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1485 Miller, you may have noticed we've made a few staffing changes. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1486 Keep up the good work, and you'll be promoted to a vibrating recliner in no time. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1487 Sir, for a small fee you can upgrade your seat. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1488 ``Chris! Chris Christie! Is that you?'' 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1489 Before this interview starts please put your phone on airplane mode. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1490 You're our first choice for the position 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1491 Comfy? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1492 For a few bucks more I'll move you up to First Class. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1493 Next, next, next, next, next, next, next, and next. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1494 When the music stops, you can move up. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1495 One day, if you work hard enough, you can sit where all those other people sat. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1496 So, you didn't get your flu shot. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1497 Where do you see yourself in the next five years? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1498 Thanks for coming in, son. I wonder if you could help me rearrange the furniture. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1499 Have you been waiting long? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1500 When I was your age they were rungs on a ladder 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1501 I said 'shares of stock', not 'chairs in stock'! 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1502 Ms. Thomas, as you can see, this is a vertically integrated company. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1503 choo-choo 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1504 It's up to you to find the one that is just right. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1505 I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to wait your turn. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1506 They didn't say Mother May I. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1507 So, what brings you to Caboose Industries? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1508 And don't ask why you failed to get the aggressive salesman job! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1509 Welcome to our firm where you'll advance by following the straight and narrow. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1510 I'm sorry, sir. I can't allow you to move if you didn't pay for a seat upgrade. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1511 Can you hear me now? Good. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1512 We like to keep our ducks in a row. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1513 So, you want to be an editor? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1514 You know, for an extra fee you could have a seat in first class. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1515 When the others get here I'll start the music. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1516 There are no upgrades available at this time. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1517 Please hold, your meeting is important to us. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1518 I'm sorry, face-to-face interviews are not available in Economy Class. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1519 With the holidays and all I wanted to hint how far from promotion you are without making it awkward. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1520 If you'd feel more comfortable, move up one chair. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1521 Your CV says you always take the long view - give me a recent example. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1522 If we hire you, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
1523 You're perfect for our caboose division. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1524 As Chairman its refreshing to know that taking a backseat come naturally to you... 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1525 Ross took a back seat to no one. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1526 Great work, Dave; next time sit one seat closer. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1527 Now accepting applications for White House Press Secretary. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1528 Did you say something? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1529 You're hired. I did not say 'Simon says everybody get out'. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1530 When you are as controversial as I am, you don't let anyone get close enough to deck you. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1531 ...and finally, #8 - You are fired! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1532 You'd never know it, but I started as a train conductor. 1.2812 0.06231 96 77 11 8
1533 You obviously have a seat, just not at the table. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1534 You know how much I value these one-on-one conversations. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1535 Congratulations, Mrs. Fletcher. As assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant of Housekeeping, you have been appointed Secretary of Labor. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1536 But you said to sit anywhere I like. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1537 Thank you for coming Mr. Caboose 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1538 So you've decided to take a back seat on this issue? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1539 I haven't been at this desk so long that I don't remember when I was in your position. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1540 I'm sorry, that seat has already been taken, also. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1541 What are we supposed to do when the music stops? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1542 Welcome aboard, I think you'll do well here at Lionel. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1543 If you're here for "Snow White," the seven positions are filled, and, as you can see, you're at a distinct height disadvantage. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1544 If you feel intimidated now, wait until you get to the front. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1545 From where I'm sitting, you're on the right career path. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1546 What the hell is either of us doing here? 1.2809 0.06587 89 72 9 8
1547 I shall get to you by the end of the week 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1548 "Have you heard of 'Alphabetically Assigned Seating Syndrome,' Mr. Zombroski? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1549 How much more transparent can the board of directors be, Mr. Jones? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1550 Son, they've never called me a nepotist. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1551 Bob, we've been downsizing, so there is room for advancement. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1552 Now...you were saying something about a raise? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1553 You're the only one left, so you're hired. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1554 May I infer that you want to sign up for our assertiveness training program? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1555 The department chairs will precede you. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1556 I propose that we dispense with the roll call. Any seconds? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1557 What time is your appointment? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1558 Can I have another interior decorator from your firm? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1559 If you want to move up in this firm, might I suggest you reconsider your choice of seat, for starters. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1560 Please be patient; I'm still waiting for our first class employees... 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1561 You've been promoted. You may move up one. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1562 That´s why they call me the chair man. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1563 Are the dwarves on their way, sir? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1564 In this business, you start at the bottom and sit your way up. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1565 They're to cushion the blow. You're fired. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1566 You're crazy farsighted-perfect for this job. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1567 Sometimes I like to indulge in garlic at lunch. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1568 Take a chair. Really, take several. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1569 I'm proud to say we've taken the concept of hierarchy to a new level. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1570 Sorry sir, you need an appointment 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1571 I see you picked economy seating for the meeting. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1572 You...there in the back. No cutting in line. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1573 Did you say 'scoot up' Sir? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1574 All the cool kids sit in the back. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1575 Apologies, Jenkins. Our men's room only has seven urinals. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1576 Do you think this is church? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1577 You can use your frequent flyer miles to get a better seat. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1578 Be honest with me, Higgins. Do I have bad breath? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1579 So, what makes you think you can sell Russian dolls? 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1580 Hey you in the back, what's a three letter word for "sap"? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1581 Yes, I absolutely loved doing crew. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1582 I come from a long line of distinguished chairman. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1583 Sir, I'll consider you, but you need to understand that there are many chairs in line ahead of you for this position. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1584 That doesn't really work in this room, I'm still going to call on you 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1585 You know how important it is to me that we have all of our ducks in a row. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1586 I'll give you thirty seconds to find the recliner. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1587 Where do you see your self in 10 years? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1588 You, sir, are "last", not "next". 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1589 I'm sorry, but I don't think we have a place for you here. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1590 So tell me, why do you want to be a ghostwriter? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1591 Well it's how we run THIS railroad. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1592 We have a very defined corporate structure here. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1593 I come from a long line of parallel parkers 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1594 Simon says, ‘Move three chairs forward.’ 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1595 I'm going to need a volunteer from the audience. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1596 Mr. Trump will see you now. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1597 lineup for assertiveness training 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1598 When the music begins take your briefcase and circle the chairs in a counterclockwise direction. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1599 ... and the last shall be first! Come forward, man! 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1600 OK. One last time. All in favor? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1601 Welcome to the firm, Jenkins. I assume you've met my colleagues the seven dwarfs. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1602 This is Greyhound Corporate Headquarters, son, not a school bus, so unless you're as cool as you think you are, move up front. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1603 To repeat the rules of the interview: Correct answer, and you move up a chair. Bad answer, and you go back. As you can see, I must have gotten them all right at some point. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1604 You'll need to speak up. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1605 I see on your application you have a problem with intimacy. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1606 Would anyone like to volunteer? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1607 This one is definitely the comfiest. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1608 Did I mention that I used to drive a bus? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1609 Is this an urgent matter? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1610 In this firm you start at the back and have to work your way forward. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1611 That's right. The Cartoonist has run out of ideas. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1612 That's perfect. Don't move. I have three bars on my cell phone. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1613 We've now concluded the musical chairs portion of the interview. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1614 Congratulations in making it this far. You have been chosen in order of preference. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1615 Because, frankly, you're not ready for first chair. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1616 As you can see, we believe in hierarchy here! 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1617 Your willingness to take a back seat indicates a subservient attitude. You're hired. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1618 I see somebody had the boundaries talk with HR. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1619 Apply Now! We have plenty of open spaces. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1620 With a little extra hard work, Johnson, I see you sitting in that sixth seat--maybe even the fifth. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
1621 Bob scans the other applicants and feels overqualified 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1622 Even more proof you don't listen, I said to get your ducks in a row." 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1623 Now we're just waiting on the ducks. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1624 What position do you see yourself filling? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1625 American Airlines, please hold. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1626 You may come back tomorrow and move up one chair. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1627 So why do you want to work at Delta? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1628 Jones....you'll have to learn to speak up if you want to get ahead here!! 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1629 This is all part of the IKEA Feng Shui collection. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1630 Thanks for coming by, Mitt. The other seven contestants are changing into their swimsuits. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1631 Start walking around the chairs when the music starts. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1632 Yes, we thought the ladder metaphor was too old-fashioned. Employees prefer to move up the corporate comfy chair. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1633 Oh sure, single me out. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1634 These seats are being saved for agents that represent bigly stars to preform at my inauguration. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1635 We hire both first-class and economy employees. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1636 Plenty of seats still available up front. Don't be shy. 1.2809 0.06587 89 72 9 8
1637 Sorry, Smithers, but this is how we do things at United Airlines. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1638 I know what it's like to sit in your chair. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1639 That's why you will never run this company, Booker. While I take a back seat to no one, you take a back seat to everyone! 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1640 There were a number of candidates in line for your position. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
1641 I see you haven't forgotten your place in the chain of command. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1642 You'll find the illusion of opportunity with us extremely competitive. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1643 If you think I'm going to cancel musical chairs just because you're the only one who showed up, you're wrong. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1644 I'm afraid you're facing more than just the glass ceiling 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1645 I feel there's a distance between us, Johnson. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1646 How are you with "hands off" management? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1647 Humility isn't one of our corporate virtues. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1648 Tom, I met with the others this morning. We've decided to move you up to seat 7. Congratulations! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1649 It's not easy getting ahead in this line of work. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1650 You get to move up one chair for each answer that makes me money. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1651 This just helps me prioritize. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1652 Great. Now sit in the seat that best demonstrates your satisfaction with your supervisor. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1653 You're fired! I asked you to demonstrate six degrees of separation. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1654 I see you moving forward here. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1655 And what distinguishes you from your predecessors? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1656 Not everyone gets a seat at the table 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1657 I may be narrow-minded, Mr. McNornimer. But I'm also a straight shooter. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1658 I know it's a long shot. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1659 You're here because the Board wants me to interview interior decorators; but I don't know why. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1660 Your reputation precedes you. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1661 That's okay. I'll wait. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1662 Why do you want to work for Lionel? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1663 I used to lecture on a train. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1664 Thompson? Williamson? Decker? Merkle? Dumbrosky? Kane? Bryant? Miller? "Here" 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1665 We offer a full benefits package and a clear career path. 1.2727 0.04775 88 64 24 0
1666 You would be our Designated Survivor. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1667 OK Jones, if you answer the next question correctly you can move to the next chair. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1668 How many layers of management do I have to add to get you out of my office? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1669 Yes, you have to wait your turn 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1670 I'm the engine. You're the caboose. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1671 I see here you were youngest in a family of eight children. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1672 This isn't like church Sanders, move up front. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1673 Now interviewing zone 3. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1674 My shows usually sell out. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1675 8? ... Number 8? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1676 Premium economy, business class and first class seating available from my secretary. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1677 This arrangement makes late-comers highly visible. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1678 Your choice of seat is so passive aggressive. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1679 I have revised our chain of command. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1680 Well? Why are you still here? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1681 Father, may I move three giant seats forward? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1682 'I presume the position is vacant?' 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1683 I prefer this to the “corporate ladder” metaphor. It provides real comfort and humiliation. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1684 Why yes sir, as a matter of fact I do come from a long line of chairmen! 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1685 I know you've worked hard for a promotion, Ms. Bensen, but there are many qualified applicants ahead of you. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1686 We'll start the meeting when the other dominoes arrive. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1687 Lest we forget your qualified, yet ultimately disappointing predecessors. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1688 Think of it this way - I'm the little engine that could and you're the caboose. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1689 ..and then there were none! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1690 Sorry. The position has been filled. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1691 Advancement is slow in our company. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1692 And you must be Snow White. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1693 I see you opted for the obstructed interview seats. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1694 Before we begin, would you care to upgrade to Business Class? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1695 As you can see, we've retired the ladder. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1696 Trump keeps his campaign promise to cut out the middleman. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1697 Sorry for the delay....lets go on with the reading of the will. As the the last surviving member from the cast of Eight Is Enough....... 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1698 Joe's first day on the job at Pacific Economy Airlines went just as expected. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
1699 You're the eighth chairman I've fired today! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1700 I'm a little hard of hearing Mr Dombrowski, so please speak up. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1701 This is just to give you a sense of your place in the company. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1702 One more wrong answer and you're fired. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1703 So how long have you had low self esteem? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1704 I said, I LEARNED IT AT A MANAGEMENT WORKSHOP! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1705 Okay...this is as close as we can get to a blind trust. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1706 Can you smell me now? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1707 Do you have any questions? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1708 Let me make this clear, I don' take a back seat to anyone 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1709 So, you want to run my roller coaster.... 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1710 You going to leave your carryon in the aisle like that? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1711 Now I'll swivel around in my chair and we'll begin the "red light green light" part of the job interview. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1712 We have enough go-getters. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
1713 to move ahead in our company, it helps to be invisible 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1714 So, I understand you've applied for a job here at the United Caboose Workers Union. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1715 Who called this meeting? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1716 We're a lean organization, but I love the perception of depth. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1717 Now I suppose you're wondering why I made you the caboose on this train. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
1718 We need someone who can make the trains run on time. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
1719 they said once the show starts, you can sit anywhere you want... 1.2727 0.06805 88 73 6 9
1720 In fact, have a couple seats. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1721 This system of queuing was probably designed by Franz Kafka! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1722 To move up to Chair Number 7, tell me why working for me would be your dream job. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1723 Nine hours in, Agent Brown began to doubt that the President-Elect really was too busy for his security briefing. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1724 Finally, someone who isn't a teacher's pet! 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1725 I see you've learned nothing from Rosa Parks. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1726 There are 7 candidates ahead of you. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1727 Ms. Jenkins, once again your performance this last quarter has been outstanding. Move up one chair. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1728 We're looking for a new director of musical chairs. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1729 I'm tired of saying "You're Fired." Just Leave. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1730 You should have purchased the early arrival with preferred seating job interview. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1731 Sorry, you're a week early. Would you like a coffee while you wait? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1732 Only one of you will have what we're looking for to play the part of the Invisible Man. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
1733 Which one of you eight, will work for Mr. Trump! 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1734 They resigned because they couldn't get used to my top-down leadership style. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1735 Good job, Wilson. At this rate you'll be promoted to second chair in 93 years. 1.2727 0.06805 88 73 6 9
1736 Is there no possible way to discourage you? 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1737 So what are thoughts as to why you weren't promoted in your last position? 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1738 Yes, sir. I come from a long line of nobodies. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1739 Your seven brothers are to split the family fortune. Your father left you these eight chairs 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1740 Please wait. There are seven empty suits ahead of you. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1741 I personally would have preferred a flatter organization. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1742 The first seven positions are "no-show' jobs. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1743 One day, my son, this airline will be yours. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1744 What the hell do you want? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1745 Why should we hire you to be the Aide to the Assistant Deputy Junior Regional Auxiliary Interim Manager ? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1746 Don't get too comfy 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1747 This is not what I meant when I asked to push back the meeting. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1748 Check for the nearest exit; it may be behind you. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1749 Please attach your resume to the drone I will be dispatching to your location. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1750 I'll have you know, tunnel vision built this company! 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1751 Perhaps you didn't notice that this job interview is for a ghost writer? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1752 They don't call me The Chairman for nothin'. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1753 Welcome to the Mother, May I? Corporation. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1754 You'll need to keep things in perspective if you work here. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1755 Tremendous start, I am looking for great people who know how to keep in line 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1756 I worked thirty years in the airline industry. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1757 I'm sorry, sir; there's still seven ahead of you. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1758 Clearly, Davidson, this back-seat approach of yours has placed some distance between us. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1759 Glad you found a seat Mr. Woods, the other applicants are on FaceTime. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1760 Sir, don't you think you're taking this assigned seating thing a little bit too far? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1761 I know I'm in last place but, I don't see any front runners. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1762 I suppose we can give the others a few more minutes. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1763 You'll never get ahead by taking a back seat. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1764 Tell me about your experience with the railroad. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1765 If you are trying to not be noticed by sitting in the back row, you're failing. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1766 It's a little unconventional, but it helps me focus. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1767 I don't mind, Sir. I have tunnel vision, myself! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1768 You realize sir the music as not stopped yet. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1769 You picked the wrong chair my friend. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1770 Last time you sold me too many chairs. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1771 We're going to need you to take a back seat on this matter. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1772 Everyone has to start somewhere. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1773 So where do you see yourself in 10 years here at Acme Caboose? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1774 This is my first time using StubHub for an interview. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1775 I'm looking for someone who won't blend in with the furniture. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1776 We have our dwarfs, you may go now. 1.2674 0.06703 86 71 7 8
1777 Snow White, I presume? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1778 Can we table this? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1779 I know you're a chairman, but I didn't expect you to have so many chairs. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1780 Yes, my wife did design my office, Mr. Miller, but why do you ask if she's a teacher? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1781 What title would you like, Henry? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1782 Simon says - "move two chairs forward." 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1783 I PRESUME YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH MUSICAL CHAIRS ? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1784 No one is first, but you are definitely last 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1785 Dave never understood why he didn't get a call-back for the part of The invisible Man. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1786 You're the only one who listens. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1787 I should warn you, it's a long distance job. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1788 As soon as our layers of bureaucracy arrive, we can table the meeting. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1789 If you can hear me, you're fired. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1790 Everyone auditioning for the role of The Invisible Man, must have a head shot! 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1791 Sherman assumed he could avoid the tough questions by sitting in the back row. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1792 When you hear music, move to the next chair. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1793 Well, we always have a plan H if ABCDEFG fails 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1794 Mr. Traphagen remains proud that he was coxswain for the Harvard junior varsity crew. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1795 We find ourselves in an unusual situation. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1796 Excuse me ... you at the back ... there is plenty of room at the front. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1797 You can only move up after I call out, "Green Light!" 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
1798 With a sinking heart, Carl realised he should have splurged on a front row seat for his interview with Brandt, Buttersworth and Kohn. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1799 Welcome Dante. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1800 For every question you answer with panache, you get to move one seat closer. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1801 I understand you've been complaining about traveling coach. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1802 He also serves who sits and waits. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1803 As a reminder, priority seating will cost you $150 extra. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1804 As you know we take a personal interest in our employees; distant yet personal. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1805 As a reminder, this is the 'Solitaire' version of 'Musical Chairs.' 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1806 HR said that ladders were too dangerous. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1807 I know you're my son,but we have to follow procedure. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1808 As members of the transition team, we will interface with the interim chairs. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1809 The new employees always sit in Coach 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1810 The glass ceiling was just too expensive to build... 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1811 Have a seat. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1812 My father gave me one piece of advice: 'mind your P's and queues.' 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1813 Keeping my employees in line is important to me. I’m just not sure where to put the aisles. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1814 And for those of you way in the back just to let you know we do have some good seats left up front. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1815 I've just been going over your proposal. Not bad. Not bad at all. When you come in next time, you can move up two chairs. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1816 It was then that Clarence knew, he wasn't going to get the role of the invisible man. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1817 Say mother may I next time. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1818 Tell me, have you studied vertical integration? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1819 You should see my waiting room. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1820 No, I'm afraid there isn't any opportunity for advancement. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1821 Your choice is a Christmas bonus, or you can move up one chair. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1822 You're next in line for my job...right after my seven future kids. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1823 You're in the right seat sir. I inherited a phobia of people. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1824 Okay Johnson, just take a seat in the "I had garlic for lunch" chair and we can get started. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1825 The 1st seven weren't so magnificent. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1826 And finally, son, for inspiration you might try googling "Rosa Parks". 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1827 Henry the eighth awaits his opportunity to become chairman. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1828 Much to my dismay, the recent directive to streamline operations has been largely misinterpreted 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1829 When you feel a leadership moment, please move up one chair. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1830 "If I sit in the back, he won't notice me," Tom thought. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1831 This is our most recent line of chairs. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1832 You look nervous. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1833 Sorry Snow White. I have to interview each of the seven dwarfs in front of you first. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1834 Please, choose the seat you feel best reflects your value to the company. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1835 But, did you take a number? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1836 I have an open chair policy. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1837 They forgot to say may I. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1838 Next, next, next, next, next, next next, oh crap. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1839 I can only imagine how long this will take... 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1840 The first thing I need you to do is rearrange the furniture. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1841 The road to the top can be long and lonely. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1842 Welcome aboard. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1843 I've outlasted 7 board members, I'll outlast you too. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1844 Those chairs are for closers. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1845 I will address all your concerns in accordance with the order in which you are seated. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1846 Some will say I'm standoffish. Don't believe them. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1847 So you want to get into the caboose business do you? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1848 Will the next candidate for the president elect's psychiatrist please step forward? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1849 Ok, the "Z's" can come up now. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1850 What don't you like about my Succession Plan? 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1851 Shall I sling you a mint? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1852 Investors are worried about our succession plan. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1853 I see you're applying for the caboose position. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1854 You have to learn patience kid, even if you're the only one waiting. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1855 President Trump, I understand your distain for the media, but an interview from this distance is rather unusual. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1856 Musical chairs is not your strong point. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1857 Now serving number 3.....number 3 please. Anyone, number 3? Now serving number 4.....number 4 please. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1858 Is my breath THAT bad? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1859 The music didn't stop, Winslow... keep walking. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1860 My boy, all the other applicants are gone and you are still here for one reason: you're my son. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1861 I guess you are worried about what's in my briefcase. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1862 What do YOU want? 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
1863 I've been waiting here for 2 days and the line still hasn't moved! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1864 Sorry, Johnson, but there will be no seat upgrades for this meeting. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1865 So don't forget when the music stops..... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1866 The VIP package includes upgraded seating and access to my private restroom. 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
1867 We're waiting for the others to clear security. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1868 And by all means, help yourself to another breath mint. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1869 Well, now I know how far my farts travel. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1870 I have plenty of empty chairs and I'm not looking for empty suits to fill them. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1871 No, really, please, take a seat. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1872 Santa interviews are next door, sir. This room is for the elves. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1873 No one else comes before you, mom. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1874 Your punctuality hasn't gone unnoticed. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1875 I know I specifically asked you to have the other chairs attend this meeting. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1876 I don't need daily intelligence briefings. You know, I'm, like, a smart person. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1877 As you can see, there's plenty of room for upward mobility. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1878 You... in the last seat.. behind the invisible man... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1879 Mother, may I move seven chairs forward? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1880 Each night of Hanukkah we seat one additional person. 1.2674 0.06703 86 71 7 8
1881 Some of my people say I'm a control freak. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1882 John, at this company, we don't believe in corporate ladders. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1883 And what makes you think you're a good fit for Kafka, Inc.? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1884 The idea of this exercise is to show you the true meaning of being the most junior partner, Hobbs. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1885 As you can see, we always encourage direct lines of communication. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1886 We'll just give five more minutes for better suited candidates to arrive. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1887 Is that your way of trying to avoid the backstabbing that goes on around here? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1888 Talk about irony, their flight is late. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1889 Well, you certainly dominated the musical chairs portion of the interview process. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1890 I should have gotten the Fast Pass 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1891 Our conference table was stolen last night. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1892 Say 'Present' when I call your name. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1893 The empty suits are ahead of you. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1894 Tell me more about your caboose experience. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1895 Byron finally realized that his decision to leave art school was a mistake. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1896 The job is yours based upon how much loose change you can find. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1897 Take it easy Snow White! There are seven dwarfs ahead of you. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1898 Can the person at the very back hear me? 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
1899 I got the idea from Clint Eastwood 1.2674 0.06703 86 71 7 8
1900 Surveying the other applicants, Doug was beginning to wonder whether he was over qualified... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1901 You're still fired. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1902 And I'm gonna be the locomotive. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1903 Let's give them five more minutes. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1904 Eight chairs of separation 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1905 What did you think I meant by "training"? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1906 NUMBER 7. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1907 And when your sales numbers improve, Johnson, we'll upgrade you to first class. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1908 We'll get started as soon as the other bobsledders show up. 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
1909 Your inquiry will be taken in the order in which it was received. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1910 There are no glass ceilings here, Ms. Putz. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1911 You'll have to wait your turn. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1912 I've gathered you all here today to talk about how we should move forward. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1913 Now we'll remove one chair and start the music again. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1914 I hear you have some ideas on improving Amtrak's overall efficiency. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1915 And what strengths do you believe could you bring to the company if hired as Senior Feng Shui Consultant? 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1916 Simon says move one forward one chair. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1917 Hi, I'm Mr. Hughes from Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, and Hughes. 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1918 We will begin by having roll call. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1919 This is what happens when you stop offshoring your Feng Shui work. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1920 Sit there until I'm finished with my ghost writers. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1921 Yes, you are next. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1922 Welcome to back seat driver's ed. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1923 Yet again, we do not have quorum. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1924 'Looks like nobody wanted to spring for Economy Plus Seating" 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1925 Yes, indeed sir; I am absolutely committed to working my way up in the firm! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1926 I'm younger than I look, don't be misled by the receding chairline. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1927 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1928 NOW do you see how important I am? 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1929 Chairs are reproducing at an alarming rate. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1930 Everyone starts as the caboose. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1931 I'll be with you as soon as I clear the stand-bys 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1932 If you are offered this job, do you feel that you can follow the policies set down by those who held the position before you? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1933 Sir, I feel like I'm the last person in this line of business. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1934 You can't just be selected, you need to evolve! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1935 I see you're here for the low-level bottom rung position. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1936 Everyone else is at Trump Tower, interviewing for Cabinet positions. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1937 I'll be with you as soon as I finish interviewing these other qualified candidates for the cabinet position. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1938 Yes Sir, Henry the 8th I am I am! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1939 As you can see, they're lining up to be in my cabinet. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1940 Work hard, my boy, and you'll move up. Who knows, someday you may even end up in my chair. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1941 SO TELL ME WHY YOU WANT TO WORK AT Garlic Growers Group. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1942 Yes, I’m beginning to see why they call you the chairman. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1943 I’m afraid you failed our psychological test 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1944 Do you think I won't see your eye rolling if you sit back there? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1945 If you decide to come aboard, rest assured that you'll take a back seat to no man. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1946 Sure I'll come up, as soon as you tell me what happened to the other seven people who were just here. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1947 The sign said to take the first seat 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1948 I've got nothing but time, sir. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1949 I thought you'd take a backseat to no one. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1950 Number 9... number 9. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1951 If you're going to succeed, it's not enough to like the airline business. You have to love the airline business. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1952 Good mission, 008, jolly well done. I'm promoting you to the vacant 006 position. Please change seats before the others arrive. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1953 So it's true, he chose you to run Amtrak! 1.2588 0.06727 85 71 6 8
1954 YOU ASKED ABOUT MOVING UP IN THIS COMPANY ? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1955 What qualifies you to be a caboose operator? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1956 They're available on StubHub. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1957 Can you hear me now? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1958 The chairman will see you now. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1959 You have a great career ahead of you. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1960 Welcome to the Trump Cabinet... 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1961 Simon says, "Move your creative ideas up two spaces." 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1962 What makes you uniquely qualified to fill the position of department chair? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1963 Mr. Romney? 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1964 Do I make you uncomfortable? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1965 That didn't work right. I'll turn the music back on and we'll try again. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1966 Now, turn your chair around and we'll pretend that you're the lead dog. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1967 Tell me why you should get the job, rather than any of my seven very small children here. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1968 The past few candidates I’ve spoken to were out of line. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1969 We need a better succession plan. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1970 Can I get you a small bag of peanuts and a cup of soda? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1971 Planning to sneak out ? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1972 In case you haven't already guessed, I'm the Chairman. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1973 You'll have to speak louder. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1974 Number Eight, are YOU willing to develop a military application for our vaporizing laser? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1975 Welcome to the AMC theatre company. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1976 What makes you think you're qualified to play Santa in our Thanksgiving Day parade? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1977 No need to hide in the back row, come sit up front. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1978 I have seven children. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1979 One day son, all of these will be yours. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1980 Trust me when I say there are several people lined up for promotion before you. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1981 Welcome to death-row. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1982 Would it be better if we sat in a circle? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1983 That's where you fit in the chair of command. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1984 This company utilizes vertical integration 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1985 The corporate ladder model got tiresome, so we switched to musical chairs. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1986 You've never flown in First Class, have you. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1987 All those in favor . . . 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1988 Did you take a number when you came in? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1989 Number 9... number 9. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1990 You have enough points to upgrade, Ms. Perkins. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1991 Thank you for applying to Caboose Inc. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1992 Conga Line is the new Round Table. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1993 Now, I will read from The Little Red Caboose 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1994 After dinner interview between Trump and Romney. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1995 Silent Majority wins. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1996 I chose feng shui over convenience. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1997 Nobody wanna work for the President? Seriously? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1998 Look ahead. If you work hard and do well, you could find yourself sitting in one of those seats in a couple years. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1999 The interview line for Trump's cabinet after draining the swamp. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2000 Red light... 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2001 Unfortunately you are 8th in line for the job. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2002 Welcome to your airline orientation. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2003 What we have here is a failure to communicate. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2004 If I am not mistaken, there are available seats up front. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2005 Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to an empty chair. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2006 Hendrick, get your caboose up here. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2007 Well, I guess you're hired. You seem to be showing more initiative than most of our other candidates. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2008 It's lonely at the front. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2009 Thanks for waiting, Henry. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2010 Please stow your carry-on luggage underneath the seat in front of you. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2011 OK then, what do YOU have to say about how I run things? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2012 You chose poorly. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2013 "The last shall be first" only works above, not down here Cromwell! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2014 Welcome to Centipede Enterprises, Mr. Phelps. How are you finding the genitalia chair? 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
2015 Now, do you all know why Ms.Snow White has brought you here? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2016 Results from the employee survey showed that our people want more access to senior management. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2017 Well, Jones, it looks like you have passed the musical chairs part of the interview. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2018 You aren't even in the top seven! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2019 We are looking to create a level playing field for the candidates who are being interviewed on Skype. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2020 Your future is ahead of you. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2021 It makes perfect sense, because I'm rich. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2022 Just eight more promotions and you'll be sitting where I am now. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2023 Which chair you choose to sit in tells me a lot about you. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2024 Simon Says chair four... 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2025 This isn't church; get up here! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2026 You'll just have to wait until your turn. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2027 I like keeping my ducks in a row. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2028 Don't be deceived by appearances. You take a back seat no one! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2029 This is your captain speaking... 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2030 Does this mean that I'm next in line for your job? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2031 ("I hope I'm next, I hope I'm next, please let me be next.....") 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2032 Your turn to be vice president has come. Move to the front chair. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
2033 You have to pay extra for premium seating. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2034 I told you to sit back, not sit in the back! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2035 It's just going to be the two of us, Johnson, so you can move up a chair or two. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2036 He takes the title of Chairman quite seriously. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2037 You forgot to ask, 'Captain, may I?' 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2038 I see here you were last employed by the Acme Caboose Co. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2039 Paul was already off to a bad start at his interview with TicketMaster... 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2040 Last call for jobs with the new administration. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2041 Clint Eastwood's waiting room. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
2042 Really? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2043 We have to stop meeting this way. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
2044 Don't you remember that Milton said "They also serve who only sit and wait" ? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2045 It's obvious why they made me chairman. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2046 Welcome to Hierarchy 101 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2047 Here at the Conga Corporation we always have room for advancement. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2048 Well, Johnson, I say it's time we end all this back-stabbing. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2049 You're a day early for the OCD support group. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2050 Correct; Move forward one chair please. Seven more like that and you have the job 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2051 You'll enjoy your employment here at Ducks-'R-Us, Mr. Spencer. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2052 I did tell you that you would have to work your way up in this company. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2053 Tom waited while the ghosts of bonuses of Christmas Past appeared before him. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2054 It really feels like an entry level job. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2055 You back there! Do you really believe "the last shall be first?" 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2056 YOU, tall guy in the back. I'm only hiring really small people. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2057 You have to work your way up in this company. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2058 With one full row, I believe we have a quorum. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2059 You may now read me the results of the latest employee-engagement survey. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2060 Mr. Steinbrenner, Mr. Martin is here to see you. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2061 Sorry, but you're in the emergency exit row. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2062 Thank you for making our annual stock holder's meeting a success! 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2063 I am far sighted with tunnel vision. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2064 I'm looking to hire someone with bobsledding experience. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2065 Now downsizing Number 8! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2066 I am pleased to hire the firm Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and White as my legal representation. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2067 So have you made your choice yet Goldilocks?" "Yes, sir, this one is just right. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2068 If you're going to join our crew, I want you to think of me as your coxswain. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2069 Wait for it 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2070 Mr. Trump is looking for an eighth chair sycophant. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2071 Congratulations! You got a perfect score on the Chair Evaluation Test. The 1st chair was too hard; the 2nd too soft; the 3rd too slippery; the 4th too lumpy; the 5th too saggy; the 6th too wobbly; the seventh too squishy. But the 8th was JUST RIGHT! 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2072 Simon says: Take out your resume. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2073 The interview will be begin shorty after the coming attractions. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2074 Eurgh, Ticketmaster. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2075 The people in those chairs answered wrong. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2076 Keep up the good work and one day, you might just make 7th chair. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2077 Sorry at the end - we only have positions for seven dwarves. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2078 Tell the dwarfs I never promised to reopen the mines. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2079 Are you familiar with multi-level marketing? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2080 Welcome to the daily security briefing! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2081 No need to come closer. I can already tell that you're not right for the job. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2082 You're lucky - the next person to get a meeting with me has to bring a conference table. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2083 The seating arrangement? It's to help board members do what you do best: stab each other in the back. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2084 This is the line for the armchair quarterback job. If you're here for the Monday morning quarterback job, come back Monday. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2085 Miss Ross, are my 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 1 and 2:00 appointments in the lobby? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2086 Do me a favor and take a seat on your way out. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2087 Just give me your honest opinion. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2088 I know you are my son-inlaw but I can't be seen showing showing favouritism. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2089 I consider you my fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-back candidate. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2090 I'm auditioning for the part of the caboose. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2091 I'm very interested in you moving up. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2092 The trickle-down ergonomics should start working any minute now. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2093 We thought they would be cheaper than a career ladder. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2094 If I yell 'green light,' move quickly to the next chair. But if I yell 'red light,' and I catch you moving, you have to go back, and begin again. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2095 I heard he spits when he talks 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2096 I feel there is some distance between our two companies. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2097 This takes armchair psychology to a whole new level. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2098 Welcome to Trump Tower. 1.2439 0.06622 82 69 6 7
2099 Could you possibly be more pathetic Tom? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2100 You're the only one who didn't re-tweet me. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2101 Let's see, do you have an appointment? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2102 Welcome to Conga Ltd. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2103 Wow, you really do have a vertical organization. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2104 Sorry, I'm afraid we've already cast all of the dwarfs. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2105 Is that you, Jenkinson? You're fired. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2106 What would you say your biggest weakness is, apart from the halitosis? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2107 Sorry. The position has been filled. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2108 When I said take a backseat, I did not mean that literally. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2109 We follow the straight and narrow path here. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2110 Family smaily--you know how I feel about nepotism, son." 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2111 I think it's time to reorganize the office. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2112 Our founder was one of the "Boys in the Boat." 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2113 We've increased the amount of legroom. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2114 Once the other railroad execs arrive, we'll get started. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2115 Now imagine yourself in a different chair, and tell me what you think of me. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2116 You can call me "chairman." 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2117 So, exactly how long have you been marketing durian? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2118 Who shot that spitball? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2119 Here for my face-to-face interview, sir. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2120 You have chosen wisely. You're hired. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2121 I like a man with vision. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2122 They told me you were the chair man of the company 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2123 Welcome to all journalists who will fly with me on Airforce one! 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2124 We like to believe there's room for advancement here at Dorfman. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2125 'Stop all that fooling around at the back!' 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2126 Consider your self lucky. In most firms you have to start at the bottom. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2127 While we're waiting for a quorum, suppose we try one more arrangement. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2128 Number ... seven? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2129 In the unlikely event of a market downturn, your severance papers can be found under your seat. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2130 They'll be here as soon as they've finished sining Hi Ho, Hi Ho. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2131 Congratulations on your promotion! You're eighth in line for the top job. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2132 You have no idea how easy vacuuming is now. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2133 He's definitely let the title of "Chairman" go to his head. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2134 You got the jobs. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2135 Boardroom meetings of the DMV 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2136 Forget climbing the corporate ladder. If you can negotiate all of these chairs to get to me without touching the floor and without using your arms or hands, I'll give you an interview. It's my version of extreme vetting. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2137 Come on, my breath isn't THAT bad. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2138 Sir, I believe it's time to rethink our corporate structure. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2139 I'd offer you a drink but that's only for those in business class. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2140 I see you don't take a backseat to anyone. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2141 I'm just the caboose on his train of thought. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2142 Ah, my wife was right about the halitosis 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2143 If you want to work closer to senior management, feel free to apply to one of my open positions. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2144 My apologies. There were only seven openings. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2145 "Believe me, you were my first choice". 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2146 Speak up, Hanson! What's that about a problem with supply chain? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2147 In this company Jenkins, you can either drive the train, or ride in the caboose. You'll find that we take that metaphor very seriously around here. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2148 I used to work for an airline. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2149 Worst game of musical chairs ever. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2150 For those in business class, your interview is now boarding. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2151 The next number is nine. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2152 Remember, if you want to move up, you have to say, "Mother, may I?" 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2153 We never really had a corporate ladder here at our firm. The employees always seemed to prefer back-stabbing. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2154 My assistant is on a Feng Shui kick. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2155 Now you're just being a jerk. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2156 Take a seat...please. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2157 How many other candidates are you interviewing for the position? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2158 Meeting of the Chair Man and the Bored. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2159 Did you book this meeting with miles? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2160 It was hard not to take it personally. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2161 I asked to gather ALL Department Chairs… 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2162 No, I can't hear you from there. Go ahead. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
2163 Well Mr. Secretary of the Interior, congratulations. I suppose you're the next President of the United States. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
2164 We like to give our young associates the sense that they are working their way up the ladder in this organization. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2165 The other seven candidates will be here soon. You've been prescreened as our last resort candidate. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2166 Mr. Ionesco will see you now. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2167 I've chaired a lot of businesses in my day, son. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2168 Have a seat—I have too many. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2169 Take a seat. I mean literally. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2170 Jones, I see lots of ways you can get ahead in this business. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2171 I've discovered the further away the consultant, the more laughable his plan. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2172 Can't you see I'm busy? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2173 I heard that you were unapproachable, but this is ridiculous! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2174 Don't take this personally. But there's seven people I want to see first. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2175 I'm glad to see you made it out of the mail room son 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2176 You're currently at the top of my list. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2177 They say, the last shall be first. "That really scares me, Norton." 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2178 Please remain seated. I am taking people in order. I'll call when it's your turn. Again, anyone in chair one? Anyone? Anyone? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2179 The interviews are now closed. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2180 Would my desk be far away? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2181 Wait... invisibilty was a job requirement? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2182 You were this way in school and in church, weren't you? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2183 Welcome to the S&L Train Company. I see you've applied for the caboose attendant position. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2184 The Round Table is sort of Camelot, and we ain't in Camelot anymore. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2185 The goos news is that we have a very transparent succession line. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2186 Welcome to this workshop on overcoming one's fear of front rows and middle seats. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2187 Would you rather use our help line? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2188 Sir, I wouldn't break the chain of command if it wasn't important. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2189 Sorry about that. I had requested stadium seating for our meeting. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2190 That's better--and next time bring breath mints. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2191 The other maids-a-milking should be with us shortly. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2192 Your resume states you were eighth chair violinist? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2193 I'm sure you're all wondering why I have gathered you all here today... 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2194 Employee, we're here for our annual up close and personal conversation 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2195 Hey you! Want to be in my cabinet? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2196 And to you Henry, my eighth child and only son, I leave my entire collection of two door cars. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2197 It's all part of the restraining order 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2198 Speak up, please! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2199 As the boss, I like to distance myself from employees. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2200 I'd like you to take eighth Chair on this project, Higgins. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2201 The first seven were fed to the lions -- now, what do you want? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2202 I'm sorry. You'll have to come back tomorrow. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2203 There's always a bunch of nobody's ahead of me! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2204 When you realize the optional $100 seat selection charge might have been worth it. 1.2346 0.06637 81 69 5 7
2205 Please, in the back, raise your hand if you can hear me. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2206 Meet your predecessors. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2207 Ok, I understand you are a Browns fan, 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2208 They said I'm next in line for a promotion. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2209 This is how little I think of you. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2210 Sorry, Ted. My glasses broke this morning and only the "far" half of my bifocals survived. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2211 The Secretary of the Interior is eighth in the line of succession. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2212 Out of the eight job applicants, you're the most qualified to actually show up. If you killed them, that's good, it shows initiative. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2213 I'm sorry Tom, these seats are reserved for our first class employees. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2214 Can I get some macadamia nuts? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2215 We offer a comprehensive benefits package and stadium seating. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2216 I'm looking for an aggressive, self-motivator. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2217 You've been demoted to basic economy. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2218 Unfortunately for Zachary, the new boss was a linear thinker. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2219 Make yourself comfortable. The others will be here shortly 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2220 As you can see, we have a lot of qualified candidates for this job. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2221 Yes, I think you'll be perfect for the 8th dwarf: Tardy. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2222 Rest assured that the company questionnaire you are filling out today will remain completely anonymous. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2223 As there are SEVEN Lobbyists ahead of you Senator, please be patient! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2224 You'd be our eighth chairman 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2225 I am going to take a back seat on this one. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2226 Excuse me, you in the back there. As you can see we're interviewing Little People and you obviously don't qualify. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2227 On the intimacy avoidance scale you top scored with an 8.Welcome to the firm. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2228 Just like grade school ,eh, Winslow? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2229 OK number eight, wanna take your shot? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2230 I said, I can't see if you are the most intelligent or the most incompetent of my eight nephews! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2231 Son, just be proud of your place in our long line of lazy boys. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2232 Welcome to the first meeting of the leadership team 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2233 I love working for a bus company. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2234 I'm sorry, but I only have time to interview the first 7 chairs. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2235 Choosing the last row behind seven no-shows has me more than a bit curious, Mr. Andrew 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2236 Welcome to Germaphobes Anonymous. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2237 No offense, sir, but the other seats have very small people in them. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2238 A long line of liberal democrats apply for a position in the Trump administration. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2239 Now serving chair eight. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2240 I come from a long line of applicants 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2241 I find the salary negotiation goes better if you can't look me in the eye. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2242 I've learned to mistrust close associates. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2243 During the interview, if you have any questions, please speak loudly. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2244 No. you didn't say "May I! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2245 You may now proceed to the chair in front of you. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2246 Hey, you in the back, this is the virtual job application office. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2247 I like what you've done with the room. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2248 Point made, Tisdale. Right-hand-man-eight-times-removed does not exactly have my ear. Now put the furniture back! 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2249 Based on your resume Jenkins, you've earned super economy seating for your interview. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2250 We have a promotional ladder here, but not many make it. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2251 So, is this the entire group of actors auditioning for role in my new "Invisible Man" movie? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2252 Let's try this one more time, Mrs. Parks. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2253 I guess you'll have to do 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2254 It's not you Johnson, it's your breath. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2255 In keeping with our revenue enhancement initiative, preferred seating will cost you $25. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2256 Henry, is that you? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2257 Seats A through G were unprepared. Are you prepared H? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2258 Are we expecting anyone else? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2259 This is the start of our new vertical integration strategy designed to improve communication at all levels. It's great, right? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2260 I'm not sure why but for some reason I've always felt a little closer to your brothers and sisters. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2261 How do you think I got to be chairman? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2262 Henderson, you may have thought you were in line for advancement. You're not. Happy holidays. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2263 If you cannot hear, exchange seats with the person in front of you. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2264 Are you avoiding me? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2265 Although last in line to be interviewed, Monroe thought he had a real shot at this job. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2266 Gold card patrons, frequent clients, and those with children and under the age of two seeking legal advice can now take your seat. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2267 What time is your appointment? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2268 I placed the applicants in no particular order. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2269 Mr. Chairman, the Seven Dwarfs will arrive ten minutes late. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2270 Welcome aboard the bipolar express. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2271 I swear I'm not contageous any more. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2272 Yes Junior, “The Little Red Caboose” was the hero but….. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2273 Let's move on to Plan H. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2274 Yes sir, everyone loves your new open chair policy 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2275 Number three. Number three... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2276 Son, I've told you a hundred times...You have to work your way to the top... 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2277 Did you know you booked an economy seat for this first class business interview? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2278 Be grateful you're not in the balcony. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2279 I hear it's more comfortable than a ladder 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2280 Yes, I am the Chairman. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2281 OK, no need for you to take a number. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2282 They don't call me Chairman for nothing. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2283 I would fire you too, but I need someone to boss around! 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2284 Yes, you in the back? Did you have something to add? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2285 Sorry Bill, last one hired, first one fired. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2286 Obviously, I'm the butt of a Fibonacci joke, right? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2287 Please wait until your number is called. Number One. Number One? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2288 Thank you for joining us today, we will be with you shortly. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2289 Here at B & O Railroad, we refer to it as the caboose. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2290 now I wish I had paid the extra $20 for a front row seat. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2291 So....Have you taken a number? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2292 someday, kid, you'll be sitting in my chair 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2293 You are going to have to speak up. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2294 You've no doubt heard my bite is worse than my bark. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2295 Smedloff I just want to let you know your still in the running. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2296 A slightly better wait than the DMV. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2297 Please be aware that the President-Elect has a long list of qualified candidates 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2298 Once again, Harry found himself last in the succession plan. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2299 Now, Clifton, you said you had some questions about your chair position ? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2300 No, I'm the C-h-a-i-r-m-a-n. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2301 Well, you're not the smartest fellow I've ever hired, but at least I can be confident you won't be whining all the time about upgrading to business class. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2302 Each time I like your answer to my question, you get to move up one chair. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2303 I like people with confidence. Do you have confidence? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2304 I'm considering you for Secretary of Sate. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2305 Well, it's almost six degrees of separation. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2306 In our company we maintain eight degrees of separation between the president and everyone else. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2307 You in the back row -- what can we do for you? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2308 We're looking to hire a real "go-getter." 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2309 I heard that the last shall be first. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2310 Coming attractions first --and then the interview! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2311 The problem is, McGinnis, this is a first class operation and you are a coach talent. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2312 So, I read your proposal on micro-theaters... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2313 You rolled doubles. Go again. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2314 I have the most chairs, huge numbers of chairs, I mean, more chairs than anyone ever in the history of chair ownership @guyinchair #chairmillions 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2315 Is it just me? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2316 Great taste! Eighth row on the aisle. You're hired. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2317 I thought your email concerning a "chair of command" was just a typo. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2318 In this company, he who is last does not become first. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2319 Thank you for volunteering for my little "corporate domino theory" experiment. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2320 Trump told all others "You are fired", so I'll be Secretary of State by default. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2321 You'll need to wait while I talk to the top contenders. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2322 Can you hear me now? Good. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2323 We're looking for someone I can feel close to. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2324 I'm sorry Wilson. Your upgrade didn't clear. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2325 It's something I picked up at EST. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2326 No seriously, sit closer. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2327 I had a strange feeling, call it a hunch, that I would be next. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2328 Please everyone. Take a seat where you feel comfortable. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2329 My halitosis is not that bad. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2330 HR tells me that you called in with Zika? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2331 Because this Chairman was bored, that's why. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2332 I feel we can maybe meet in the middle on this. Would you start the music again, please? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2333 Just what you always wanted - a seat with isles on both sides. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2334 Simon says, "Move two seats forward." 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2335 Your seating for the interview is based on the strength of your resume. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2336 You'll never get ahead if you take a back seat. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2337 Sir, I'm thinking about coming back tomorrow. Will the line be shorter? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2338 Our sales strategy has changed from horizontal to vertical. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2339 Yes I make 9 times your pay grade. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2340 My wife doesn't like it either. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2341 When Snow White gets here, we'll need another chair. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2342 We're not exactly a first class operation - more like coach... 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2343 If you prefer, you can leave your number for a call back when it is your turn. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2344 If you play your cards right, someday you'll move up one chair. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2345 Oh, you didn't hear? We pick our designated inauguration representative from today's attendees. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2346 I said DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF!! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2347 That's okay. I have plenty of time. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2348 Thanks for sharing your perspective. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2349 Sure, some people will say the Rapture was all bad, but it looks to me like your prospects have just improved dramatically. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2350 Thanks for your interest in United Airlines. You know, you could have used your miles to upgrade from coach. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2351 You'll have to wait. 1st and business class reps haven't returned from lunch. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2352 Spector will not tolerate failure Number 8. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2353 I believe in succession planning. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2354 Why so many? Because I'm the chairman. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2355 Thank you for joining me today. Please relax while we wait for the ten foot pole. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2356 And where do you see yourself in 5 years if you come to work at National Airways? 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2357 Chair Man Of The Bored 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2358 Fear leads to the creation of IMAGINARY obstacles. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2359 Don't you worry about the others, they're being taken care of right now. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2360 Hierarchy, shmierarchy. Just wait your turn. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2361 In this company you get in line or you don't last! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2362 Certainly. We can go to lunch as soon as I finish with the people ahead of you. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2363 Eighth in line of succession, Edith never thought she'd get the call. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2364 If it makes you feel better, the last applicant could only afford the mezzanine. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2365 And lastly, Mrs. White receives from her daughter Snow, the following. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2366 Welcome to the sixteenth annual Halitosis convention ' 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2367 Son; since you were born, I told you, "start at the bottom and work yourself up to the top." 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2368 Yes Mr. Akins, we do use psychological testing as part of our recruitment process. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2369 Corporate Mother May I. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2370 Good work, Swenson, this report is jsut what I needed. Advance three rows. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2371 Don't think of me as the captain here, I'm more like the coxswain 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2372 I said, you'll have to wait until the others in front of you have been seen. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2373 As chairman, it is my job to keep everything in line around here. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2374 Because, Neilson, you have an 8th chair attitude 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2375 Keep up the good work, Jenkins, and you''ll be promoted to Economy Plus in no time. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2376 Sorry, but we're only hiring from business class. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2377 Burqhardt hoped he would not become still another victim of the Peter principle. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2378 Succession plans don't really work that well, do they Smithers? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2379 Next time go business class. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2380 Something tells me office politics won’t be a problem. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2381 You just passed the first test in the caboose conductor interview. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2382 Let's see if you can do better than they did. Define sycophant! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2383 And....they're stackable! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2384 Number 2...number 2...number 2 - oh - number 3...number 3... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2385 And a correct answer to the bonus question allows you to move up three seats at once. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2386 Make the DMV great again! 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2387 We are a chair chair chair chair chair chair chair chair-itable trust. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2388 Since you are replacing Snow White I wanted to let her team know right away. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2389 No matter how far away you are, you still have to grovel. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2390 Mr. Spitzer, it has come to my attention that your co-workers deem you somewhat aloof. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2391 Thirty-five bucks more lands you a front row seat and a gin and tonic. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2392 Excuse me sir, can you speak up? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2393 Please keep your arms and legs inside for the duration of the interview. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2394 Congratulations! I'm promoting you to Head Assistant to the Additional Branch Deputy Undersecretary of the Vice-Chair. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2395 I like clean lines. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2396 Can you still hear me ? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2397 Just sit tight, Cooper. As soon as we have seven more players I"ll start the music. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2398 How much longer do you want to wait for your reindeer? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2399 Before we begin, let's get one thing straight, 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2400 Folks in the back, please feel free to fill in any available seats up front. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2401 But, did you take a number? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2402 Now rush at me as if you're trying to kill me, and we'll see if this thing works. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2403 Did you say something? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2404 I started out at Trailways, then moved here to run Greyhound last year. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2405 I really think we have a good connection. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2406 I'm sure you've gone through this exercise during business school 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2407 We're moving you up to First Class 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2408 um, no. I'll just sit here. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2409 I beg your pardon sir, but I don't think this is the way you play musical chairs. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2410 Something tells me you're a perfect fit for the caboose operator position. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2411 You're the last heir alive. Dare to approach? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2412 There is a difference, son, between a chair and a Chairman. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2413 Higgins, please tell the others this train is about to leave the station. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2414 I hope you're a couch salesman. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2415 I thought online seating was something totally different 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2416 So, if you are number 8, how hard will you try? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2417 My boss asked to see me in his office after he overheard me comment on his receding chair-line 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2418 When the music starts, get up. When it stops, find another seat. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2419 Welcome to the chair-archy 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2420 You with the big hair, you're fired 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2421 It is $25 to upgrade your seat one row. Yes, I did get the idea while on my flight to Hawaii. That will be $15 for your question. what major credit card would you like to use to pay for it? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2422 I see a few open chairs down front, if any of you would like to move up. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2423 Yes Sir, you are in the right conference room. Welcome to the roller coaster phobia class! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2424 Young lady, please be patient. Many of these chairs have traveled a long way to see me. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2425 Simon says move up a chair. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2426 Mr. Sartre, welcome to purgatory. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2427 I know my place. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2428 So there is no conflict of interest I am keeping all business deals at 8 armchair's length. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2429 First shall be last. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2430 Let me give it to you straight. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2431 Leroy felt better about being next in line for a promotion before the meeting. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2432 I prefer a long range analysis. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2433 So you back there are the eighth deadly sin? What are you? Boredom? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2434 I see you're self-conscious about your receding chair line. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2435 I sorted you all from most qualified in front to least qualified in the back, then I asked everybody sitting in front to leave the room. And that's my method for picking the nominees for my cabinet!" 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2436 HAVE YOU EVER OPERATED A ROLLER COASTER BEFORE ? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2437 I'm pleased to announce that most of you will be receiving a year-end bonus. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2438 Now, when the music stops... 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2439 All things came to those who waited. You, I'm afraid, waited a little too long. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2440 You have chosen wisely... 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2441 Thank you for coming. Your visit is very important to me. Please stay seated until I finish serving my other customers. Estimated wait time is ... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2442 This is your captain speaking... 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
2443 So, you'll be in charge of 'Turnover Reduction' 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2444 Wouldn't it be more fun if we had more players once the music stops. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2445 Please tell me a little about your past experience in musical chairs. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2446 This seat gives me a real perspective for the job! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2447 Why don't you just TELL me your idea Wilson? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2448 Greetings Mr. Caboose, I've been expecting you. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2449 The position is yours if you can jump over six chairs do a summersault in mid- and land in the seventh chair. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2450 And you've had previous experience in caboose management? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2451 I felt this arrangement was more Feng Shui. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2452 Do you have a tic tac? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2453 Ah, my wife was right about the halitosis 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2454 next...next...next...next... 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2455 The Red Light/Green Light interview. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2456 It's my company, Hamrock, and I can play musical chairs any way I damn well please. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2457 Take a moment to locate your nearest exit. Ready? You're fired. 1.2179 0.06490 78 67 5 6
2458 We're running an airline, after all. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2459 Mr. Smith, do you have any problems with our company's linear form of advancement? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2460 Do you think my desk by the window is bad Feng Shui? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2461 If you work here, do you see yourself in that chair in front of you in a few years? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2462 Now firing Employee Number 7. Employee Number 7, are you here? Anyone? No? Now firing Employee Number 8. 8? Is there a Number 8? 1.2179 0.06490 78 67 5 6
2463 Fastest slalom run gets the job. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2464 You're lined up for advancement. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2465 In business there's something to be said for being the last man sitting. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2466 Something tells me I'm in the wrong line. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2467 No sir, I can hear you just fine. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2468 Anyone else on the board have a question? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2469 We're closed for the day. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2470 I'm sorry to announce that, yet again, the germaphobe support group meeting has been cancelled due to lack of participation. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2471 Tom, your idea of an 'only-aisle-seats airplane and theater' may just not work! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2472 Who is going to chair this meeting? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2473 This way, I can fire eight people at a time. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2474 Sometimes, the last shall be first. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2475 I was once the caboose, and look at me now. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2476 I'm here to discuss Fend Shui. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2477 In high school I was first chair. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2478 Is this going to be a long distance type of relationship? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2479 Our founder was quite far-sighted for his time. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2480 Passengers in rows 5-8 are now welcome to board. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2481 Stay seated until the music starts. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2482 Talk with many, listen to a few, let only one sit. Wm. Shakespeare, political strategist 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2483 Finding the right position to advance here can be a little tricky. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2484 OK, last chance to get one right. What salary do you think you deserve? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2485 Does something seem strange to you? 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2486 Really sir, this looks great. But I believe the term used was ducks. Get your ducks in a row for today's time management meeting. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2487 You have no idea how challenging it is to be the Chair Man of this corporation. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2488 All aboard! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2489 I just like to sit back. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2490 For $150, you can upgrade to I Have a Chance. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2491 Secretary of State vacancy has been filled. How about janitor? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2492 That's right . . . as the note taped beneath your chair confirms, you are the lucky interviewee. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2493 In case it wasn't clear from our titles. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2494 As the last man seated you get the same riddle to win the job. An electric train is headed east going 50 miles per hour. Which way does the smoke blow. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2495 First requirement is no history of marijuana use and... I guess the job is yours. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2496 Look at this... big crowd here, really big! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2497 We'll be trying out desks next. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2498 I hate these performance reviews. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2499 There's something you need to understand about your new position, mister chairman... 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2500 I like your amusement ride approach to the process. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2501 Any grievances will be heard in the order I care to receive them. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2502 Our Chairman is a linear thinker. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2503 Now interviewing seat number 8 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2504 It's supposed to help the Feng Shui of the office. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2505 I wonder if it is too late to request an upgrade? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2506 That will be $25 for bringing the bag. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2507 You are the first to sit in our new line of chairs. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2508 Is there a sticker under your seat cushion? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2509 I peed on one of these seats. Guess which one and you're hired. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2510 You, in the back -Do you think you have what it takes to move ahead in this company? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2511 Ghosts of Applicants Past, Mr. Hammond, thank you all for being here. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2512 Sorry Jenkins- we will start as soon as the 7 dwarfs take their assigned seats. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2513 I would be able to hear you if you had any ambition. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2514 Ne-e-e-e-e-e-e-ext? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2515 Because you always told me "the first shall be last," sir 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2516 Now serving, seat 2. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2517 We got them for a song in a theater’s going-out-of-business sale … why? 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2518 The conference table was missing this morning. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2519 ‘The unenvious chore of still being under consideration for a Trump Cabinet appointment.’ 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2520 Next!.......can you hear me.....I said next!! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2521 I prefer doing things sequentially. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2522 I suppose in virtual reality all those seats are occupied... 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2523 It's right there in the bible - "And the last will be first and the first will be last" - Matthew 20:16 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2524 Ah, yes, the last man sitting. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2525 To cut costs, we're going coach class across the board. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2526 Number 35? Calling number 35. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2527 Let me start by saying that we consider this the best airline corporation in the world. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2528 Despite today's layoffs, I expect you to captain the company rowing team to another victory at this year's Corporate Boat Race. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2529 I hear your company has been having trouble managing its surplus inventory. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2530 No wonder they say he has sled dog mentality? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2531 It's an urban myth that the survival rate is better in the back row. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2532 My question is simple, Jamison. Are you willing to get out of your comfort zone to move up the ranks? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2533 I have a cold but I still wanted to keep the meeting! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2534 On second thought, have a few seats. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2535 In addition to the distinguished chair, our Professor also oversees seven undistinguished chairs. You may sit in the other. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2536 And how many years have you been a caboose driver? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2537 I don't see low self-esteem anywhere on your resume. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2538 Yes, you may move forward one chair at a time. But not until the music starts! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2539 I like a man who takes the long view. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2540 Okay, now I'll be CEO and you be the little man. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2541 Well Bob, your advancement may seem slow but at least you're in the room where it happens. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2542 Guys, it's time for some game theory 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2543 "The first shall be last and the last shall be first." Which am I? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2544 You can upgrade for only 10,000 miles 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2545 its good you arrived early 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2546 Number Eight? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2547 I feel obligated to inform you, there a few applicants ahead of you. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2548 Please hold. Your call is very important to us. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2549 Thanks to a tax incentive plan we were able to save one of you. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2550 OK, let's try it again. Simon says to move up one chair. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2551 By remaining seated, you've proven to be the last man standing. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2552 Please be patient, were just now getting to the one-star generals for the Trump cabinet. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2553 Center for Dissociative Identity Disorder. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2554 Would you have any problems working for a former airline pilot? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2555 The job is yours by default. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2556 Do you have what it takes to get this job by virtue of being the only candidate? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2557 Would anyone else be questioning my decision? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2558 But I can assure you, Mrs. Anderson, that I have remedied my halitosis problem. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2559 To those of you without priority seating, I have some bad news 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2560 Next, next, next, next, next, next, next, and next. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2561 I think it's time we talk about succession planning. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2562 If you can hear me from all the way back there, then you get the job. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2563 The Founder of Garlic Breath Mints, Inc. suspected Fred wasn't Executive material. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2564 But you didn't say 'mother may I', Sir 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2565 We don't need to talk,you're going to be a really great Press Secretary,whatever that is! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2566 I've always had this thing about trains. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2567 This is Mother may I, Not Simon Says. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2568 I will have to leave early. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2569 I'm sorry you will have to move,these chairs are reserved for my ducks. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2570 Did you try StubHub? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2571 If you're going to start working for this railroad then you first need to get used to some things! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2572 I realize you are anxious about your end-of-year review, but no matter how you rearrange the chairs, I can still see you. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2573 So, why else do believe you'd be a good fit here at Big World Cinemas? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2574 How quickly do you think you could advance in this company? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2575 Our psychological test for this job is to see which chair the applicant takes when the music stops. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2576 My breath isn't that bad 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2577 Just what I need. A class action suit from an armchair lawyer. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2578 For you, Edith, I'm afraid it's the end of the line. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2579 I think you'll be a great addition to the invisibility cloak project. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2580 This is what happens when the government organizes a game of musical chairs. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2581 Fred did indeed fail the confidence test part of the interviewing process 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2582 Let's work our way up to that question. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2583 What makes you think you're ready for a promotion? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2584 Am I speaking loud enough for those of you at the back? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2585 Try taking it as a compliment. As Jesus said, "The last shall be first and the first shall be last." 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2586 Now serving number 236. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2587 Now remember, you can't move unless I say "Simon says...." 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2588 I presume you're here to pitch stadium seating. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2589 I don't think you understand the meaning of vertical management... 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2590 With the pesky dwarves out of the way, Todd sees a bright future ahead. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2591 Well this chair will be overseeing a lot of other chairs. 1.2179 0.06490 78 67 5 6
2592 When was the last time you had your hearing and vision checked? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2593 Profits here at Amtrak are down. We are going to have to let go of our cabooses. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2594 Our company provides easily attained incentives for advancement. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2595 Please place personal items under the seat in front of you. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2596 The airline industry treated me well. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2597 Prove to me you're cut out for middle management, and you'll get a middle chair. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2598 I remember starting at the back chair. What a journey you have ahead! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2599 Next man up! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2600 Definitely more farsighted than the last CEO. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2601 Now, sit in the next chair and tell if you feel anything. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2602 You will just have to wait your turn, Doris. Harvey, Casper, Captain Daniel Craig, The Invisible Man, Marian & George Kerby, along with Neil the St. Bernard, were all here first. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2603 So, this is how the daily press briefings will work - I tell you something amazing, you spin it so it looks like I'm not making money on it, then you leak it to the fake news outlets. It will be great. 1.2179 0.06490 78 67 5 6
2604 I hope he doesn't call on me first. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2605 It reminds me of how I got to this chair. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2606 Lets all begin by shaking hands with the person seated behind you. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2607 We don't believe in climbing the ladder here at Acme Locomotives. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2608 ..and then there were none! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2609 Becoming chairman is a long, drawn-out process, my boy. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2610 To be honest, I don't see the point in you sitting all the way back there. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2611 Seeing a quorum we have unanimous consent for the Chairman's bonus package. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2612 As I said sir, I don't take a back seat to anyone. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2613 Sir,in the bible it says "the first will be last and the last will be first.So I'm first 1.2179 0.06490 78 67 5 6
2614 Do I really have to explain why you haven't been promoted? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2615 He wasn't joking about his long line of ghostwriters 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2616 When the music stops next time I am going to take that front chair. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2617 As you see Ms. Dunbar, HR has discussed your case with me and you are in line for the open executive position. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2618 First, we'll enroll you in assertiveness training, Intensive. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2619 Well you could have opted for First Class, Mr Casey. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2620 Something makes me think I am not getting this promotion. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2621 I guess being early doesn't help. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2622 I'm a last in, first out kind of guy. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2623 First question: why did you choose a seat in Economy Class? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2624 I'm sorry, but rearranging the furniture isn't going to get you an 'A' in linear thinking. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2625 You're not my first choice, but your tenacity trumps all else. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2626 Union rules, Jackson. You haven't been here long enough for a promotion. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2627 Would everyone in the back row please come up front 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2628 Rumor has it that Jim talks to imaginary people in the office, so he brought in 7 of his colleagues to vouch for his sanity. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2629 For an extra $300,000,000 you can be moved up to Business Class. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2630 This is a vertically integrated company. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2631 They say the boss is farsighted 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2632 Its easy to work your way up in our organization. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2633 Although we brought in seven high profile candidates, I suspect most of them are really nobodies. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2634 I appreciate that you're fifteen minutes early. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2635 Welcome to the B & O Railroad 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2636 Are you as turned on as I am right now? 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2637 Very nice to meet you Mr President-elect. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2638 Congratulations on your promotion, Mr. K. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2639 I'm still filling my Cabinet. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2640 I thought I'd bypass the chain of command this time. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2641 No, I wanted the Single File. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2642 In this company, you have to work your way up to the front. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2643 I need my assistant to stay within shouting distance. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2644 Very impressive. What did you whisper to the person in front of you? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2645 Quite an impressive resume. With that said, what do you think you can bring to Northwest Airlines? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2646 Very well. Mother says you may move forward two chairs. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2647 You're not from around here are you boy. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2648 I have an issue with people getting too close to the seat of power. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2649 Welcome aboard the gravy train. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2650 We are a family-owned and patriotic company . My children and their spouses run the country on Tuesdays and Thursdays but they will be back tomorrow. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2651 What have you done to deserve a promotion? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2652 Last, but not least--make it to my desk without touching the floor, and the job is yours. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2653 I see the head hunters have picked off the top seven candidates. Well he can't be worse than the president elect. 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2654 I will say, you're a humble man. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2655 Since the merger I'm more of an armchair CEO. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2656 I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2657 Feng Shui? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2658 Our job-interview process is multilayered. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2659 You wanted to see me, Mr. Chairman? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2660 John is 8th in line to the top job, but he likes his chances for advancement. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2661 The last chair man of the bored. 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2662 Tell me all about yourself, young man. But don't get intimate. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2663 Well, Craswell, it looks like we're it for today's report on the firm's organizational reconfiguration progress. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2664 When you own an airline you’ll find that forms of coach and first class exists everywhere. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2665 Well, you're my last disappointment to be fired. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2666 Murphy, until you quit taking a back seat you'll never move ahead in your career with us. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2667 It's nice winning musical chairs but I preferred the job. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2668 We're looking for someone willing to take a risk. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2669 Murphy, you saved thousands in travel expenses by booking coach. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2670 I could have sworn that he said,"Simon says". 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2671 When I hired you, you told me you didn't take a backseat to anything! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2672 After your presentation, we can play choo-choo train. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2673 You'll need two 500-mile upgrade certificates to move closer to the front. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2674 The other seven candidates? They unwisely inquired about the company succession plan! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2675 Excellent! I've been looking for someone who can see far ahead. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2676 ...neXXXXXXXt? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2677 Sir, why don't we wait for the other Cabinet members to arrive before you share how else you're going to shake up the system. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2678 Actually, there is no formal chair-of-command here. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2679 And last, but not least, the National Model Train Association's Caboose Committee report. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2680 Your resume said arm chair quarterback but you seem more comfortable at full back. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2681 They refused my request for an upgrade. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2682 It's not purgatory, but now you know how it feels like to be a Democrat these days. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2683 And now for dessert. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2684 As the boss, I like to interview all the candidates, regardless of your position on the organizational chart. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2685 Move up a chair - I want you to listen carefully to this. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2686 Thanks for arriving early. We'll start the music as soon as the other 8 get here. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2687 I know you wanted to talk about your imaginary friend problem, but did you really need all those chairs for them? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2688 I'm sure you understand the necessity for assigned seating. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2689 Don't even think about moving up a chair until the music stops. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2690 If you want to speak truth to power, you need to move closer to it. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2691 Our company is in a bit of a recline. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2692 Now we're all here we may as well commence. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2693 Do YOU want to tell me my hands are small too? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2694 Farsighted... that's all 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2695 So...which one has the pea? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2696 Young man, I'm glad you know your place in the organization. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2697 Number Three 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2698 I'll now meet with any Diamond Club members in attendance. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2699 Jim's first indication he was working in a very hierarchical organization. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2700 I did not envision a coach class-style meeting. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2701 In order to advance to Chair #1, you need to answer the following seven questions about contagious diseases. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2702 Sorry for the inconvenience, but Clint Eastwood is joining us. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2703 Franz, you are the last in line for my succession 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2704 Trust me, Russell, it is no picnic being Bored Man of the Chairs. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2705 I'm the chair man of the board. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2706 Let's just keep my selection of the new chairs between you and me. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2707 You've been a great employee, and an even greater audience. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2708 None of these no-shows means you get to jump the queue! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2709 We're hiring for seven positions which we will soon off-shore to Mexico. Sorry you didn't make the cut. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2710 Well, we are still looking for an Eighth Maid a Milking. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2711 Secretary Carson, this is Transportation. Housing is next door. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2712 Thank you all for coming. But should say right off the bat that we are only hiring seven invisible people today. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2713 Actually, no one ever sits in those chairs. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2714 I've decided to have you Head the Tail Committee 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2715 I'm counting on you to second my motion. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2716 Although this is a business, I expect first class employees. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2717 I admire your enthusiasm, but musical chairs doesn't start till 4:30. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2718 And now for the existential portion of your job interview: would you describe yourself as first in line, or last? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2719 Last in line please 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2720 Here we do everything by chair of command 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2721 Next "Climate Change is Real" consultant . . . 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2722 Your reputation for sitting precedes you. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2723 Sorry about the seating arrangements but I saw you tried the chili. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2724 Yes, Mr. President, it's clear I'm eighth in line for your job... 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2725 Yes, sir. I do indeed hope to advance to the head of my class. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2726 Not big on first impressions, eh? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2727 Interesting choice of chair. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2728 But I was your FIRST choice, right? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2729 Speak up, I can't hear you. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2730 Next, or do you, too, want to know the salary range first? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2731 I see why you're the chairman. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2732 If you could each quickly tell me why you are best qualified for our open chair position. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2733 Next time you should consider paying the upgrade fee in the online booking. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2734 I want plausible deniability that we ever had this conversation. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2735 'Glass ceiling' just seemed hopelessly metaphoric after the election, so we opted for chairs... 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2736 Simon says: Next. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2737 Gee, I guess I do take backseat to everyone 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2738 When the music stops you have to be a bit faster my boy 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2739 This next interview will require a volunteer from the audience. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2740 Actually, there's nothing in the Constitution that says there must be nine. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2741 I heard you were chairman, but this is ridiculous! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2742 Handshake to seal the deal? No, let’s just air-five. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2743 I'd really like to move you up closer, but I'm afraid you'll have to go through Ticketmaster if you want a better seat. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2744 As you might imagine, Sir, voice projection is very important in this company. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2745 While our mid-level staff has been cut, I assure you that Acme Toboggans is not going down hill. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2746 I'm looking for someone who can see the big picture. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2747 But many who are first will be last, and the last will be first. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2748 Our app still has some glitches. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2749 Then as the seven of you are singing "Heigh Ho", a lawyer sent by the Evil Queen starts asking questions about mineral royalties. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2750 We are a long distance carrier and we take our business very seriously. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2751 Seems like nobody can come up with a caption for this cartoon. Can you? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2752 I'd love to discuss this with you, Jerry. Let me kick you back to Phyllis and let her see if she can fit you in. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2753 Bad seat choice. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2754 I've always liked the ones who sat in back of the class. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2755 I thought you would have picked the middle chair, its a safer move. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2756 You're inheriting a position held by a long line of distinguished, dedicated, yet relatively unknown chairpersons. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2757 This is why I'm the Chairman. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2758 You're still fired. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2759 Mr. Trump will see you now. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2760 Leapfrog up here and show me the numbers. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2761 If you keep this up I might shake your hand someday. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2762 For just $35 more you can have premiere seating and we will waive all baggage fees 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2763 When I said I want you in my cabinet, I was referring to that sideboard. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2764 I'm sorry, sir, it's not your turn... 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2765 Those who came before you no longer come before you, think about it! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2766 Being eighth in line to take over the company apears to be no impediment whatsoever, son. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2767 Apparently I've outlived most of my heirs apparent. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2768 I said,...,you must better apply yourself, by getting closer to the problem. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2769 You know I can see you back there. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2770 Listen, Thompson. You play Musical Chairs your way, I'll play it mine! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2771 And welcome to the annual convention of the National Halitosis Foundation. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2772 NEXT! NEXT! NEXT! NEXT! NEXT! NEXT! NEXT! Sorry, it's my lunch break 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2773 It's okay. I come from a long line of patient pessimists. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2774 Next! Anyone, anyone? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2775 Don't feel bad. My wife's seat is three behind yours. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2776 ...and so, the subject of tonight's lecture, "Is apathy a problem in modern society?" 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2777 and the last shall be first 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2778 I think you'll find we are a vertically integrated organization Perkins 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2779 No, I'm not trying to insult you, however, your cologne, if that's what you call it, stinks." 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2780 Why do you think your chances aren't good? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2781 So, you want to be Secretary of State? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2782 I'm an armchair manager. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2783 Being eighth in line, for the dwarf role auditions in the new Snow White movie, had Barry worried. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2784 I'll turn around and give you one last chance at the job, Mr. Sims ... RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT, ONE, TWO, THREE! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2785 If you'd gotten here earlier, Tomkins, you could've had the first chair. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2786 Yes, that's how many chairs it takes before you become chairman. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2787 It looks like I won't be picked for this invisible man audition but my agent said to go for it anyway... 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2788 Many department chairs had gone before him. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2789 O.K. mom, you're next. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2790 We're not about hierarchies here, young man, it's all about the horizontals. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2791 Someday maybe you'll be in my seat. Until then, I say how we play musical chairs. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2792 What's your opinion on vertical integration? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2793 I know what you're thinking: Why are we meeting on a Saturday? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2794 When I fire, I like to keep a memento. Anyway, welcome aboard. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2795 I'm pleased to announce that all our employees in First Class will receive a Christmas bonus this year. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2796 Being the least likely candidate is not necessarily a disqualification. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2797 The pool of prospective Trump cabinet picks 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2798 Now interviewing platinum, ruby, and gold members. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2799 Please keep the aisle clear. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2800 I used to be a flight attendant. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2801 We have a new training program. You're the caboose. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2802 You didn't say Mother May I 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2803 Now remember, when you hear the tone, raise your hand. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2804 Yes, we did promise you a Chairman position. However, we never said which chair. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2805 I'm looking for a guy who can get right up in my face. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2806 Son, someday you'll thank me for starting you out at the bottom. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2807 As you can see, Mrs Jones, there's no glass ceiling in our organization 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2808 Next time pay for the upgrade. There's more legroom. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2809 I see you opted for the obstructed interview seats. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2810 Yes, there's leg room for advancement. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2811 Did you forget? I am your son. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2812 Do you have what it takes to get to the next level? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2813 Oh, I didn't see you sitting there. It's after 5. Can you come back after the holiday? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2814 Frankly, sir, I deserve a promotion. I’m more attentive than Sleepy. I’m more hygienic than Sneezy. I’m more realistic than Happy. I’m more affable than Grumpy. I’m more assertive than Bashful. And I’m more intelligent than both Dopey and Doc. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2815 To answer your question, Jones, best is not last. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2816 Where do you see yourself in 10 Chairs? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2817 Number three, serving number three. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2818 And in time, Bob, you'll be chairman. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2819 I see you don't like to get ahead of yourself. That's something we look for at SeatStir. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2820 "Getrude Hilsinger- COME ON DOWN!! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2821 Of course you want to lead the team, but at this company, everybody starts in the Blitzen position. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2822 Next! And you'd better not be another dwarf! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2823 Simon says " I Have to go bathroom ! " 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2824 The competition is all in your head 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2825 I come from a long line of hard workers 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2826 You can hi ho, hi ho yourselves to work somewhere else - next! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2827 There's opportunity for advancement if you don;t get out of line. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2828 I knew I should have paid for the exit row.. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2829 I'm just enforcing our eight degrees of separation order, Martha. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2830 Red light... 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2831 Can you explain to me why people say our board is just a bunch of empty shirts? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2832 You are our top choice candidate. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2833 Where is Rosa Parks when I need her? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2834 For the umpteenth time, Mr. Uekcer, yes, you're in the right seat!! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2835 If you are not comfortable sitting in the exit row, please notify somebody and you will be reassigned. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2836 Friday afternoon. Bob and Steve meet to discuss the new definition of chairman. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2837 I like a man who puts his children first. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2838 I once sat in your chair. I'm pretty sure it was that chair. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2839 Now firing number 3! Number 3? Number 4? Number 5?... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2840 The seven dwarfs can get up and go with Ms. White. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
2841 And this graphic demonstration is designed to show that you are only 8 promotions away from becoming the chairman of the board. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2842 Well...we found that 'status seating' is much clearer than with a round table. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2843 While we find your resume truly inspiring your bad breath will make office design a big challenge. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2844 No. you didn't say "May I! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2845 Please go out and check your briefcase with my assistant. Your current level of access does not allow a carry-in. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2846 At this company we've embraced the 'slow movement' philosophy vis-a-vis advancement. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2847 You there in the back, move up to Row 3 so I can hear what you're saying. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2848 It's a pleasure to finally meet you, mister chairman. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2849 First of all, the person we’re looking for is someone who will eventually be able to sit in this chair. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2850 I'd appreciate it if the occupants of the back row would kindly pay closer attention. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2851 I don't think I can see you today, I'm booked up. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2852 We'll be making our decision after a series of interviews. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2853 I'm sorry sir, the seven dwarfs were supposed to be interviewed before you, but they just did not show up yet. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2854 Next time, spring for Business Class 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2855 ...And starting with the most qualified candidate, I'll work to the back. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2856 I remember when I was a young associate sitting in row H, and now I'm master of all the rows. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2857 Guess you booked your seat online only today? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2858 Okay, now I'd like you to come up here, but pretend the floor is lava...go! 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2859 Kumbaya sounds so much better in a circle! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2860 I glad to see you chose Coach for the interview which shows you will be mindful of company expenses should we bring you on. You are off to a good start Mr. Timmons! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2861 Don't worry, we rotate the chairs at least once a month. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2862 Let's table this. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2863 this isn't the movies; the best seat is up front 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2864 More proof that real life really is a lot like high school. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2865 If you sat a little closer, I wouldn't have to yell! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2866 And, finally, you'll hold the eighth candle at our annual Hanukkah party. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2867 My dream is so close yet so far. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2868 In lieu of the raise I requested I'd like to have some peanuts and a pillow. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2869 Can we get you some peanuts and a cup of soda? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2870 The rest of my desks are getting delivered tomorrow. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2871 Next year, Jones, I have every confidence that you will earn one of the front seven seats. Dismissed. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2872 Well I'm glad all the Chairs are aligned on this issue, Harris. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2873 I said succession planning would be a waste of time! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2874 I'm here to represent Rudolph. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2875 Now you can see why we don't allow big hats. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2876 Now you know why they call me the chairman of the bored. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2877 Now do you understand why "sitting in your chair" is not a realistic answer to "Where do you see yourself in five years?" 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2878 After our first Cabinet meeting last week, I accepted resignations from those who opposed my suggestion to add me to Mount Rushmore to motivate everyone to make America great again. Since you were absent, you may vote on my idea by secret ballot. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
2879 I tell you, perspective is greatly undervalued. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2880 A faster line just opened up in the next room. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2881 So, um... Can I get a large fountain drink and some peanuts down here? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2882 I don't get it, how can a company suffer from too much linear thinking? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2883 I don't have an appointment until 5:00 o'clock. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2884 At least I'm in the room where it happens. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2885 I congratulate each of you for making the final cut for our new Broadway musical, "Cinderella and the Seven Invisible Dwarfs." 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2886 And next time you want to move up, say 'May I?' 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2887 Pardon me, boy, is this the Chattanooga Choo Choo? 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
2888 I don't suppose you could step forward, Mr. Caboose. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2889 You just need to wait your turn. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2890 One day, son, one of these chairs will be yours. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2891 You in the back will have to wait your turn. I can only see one chair at a time. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2892 You are number 8 in line. Would you rather leave a call-back number? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2893 Yes. I think you've the perfect look for our live, studio audience. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2894 Bob, you have to stop taking a back seat to life. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2895 Young man back there, is it true that your way of dealing with the competition is by eliminating it? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2896 It all comes down to perspective, doesn't it? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2897 Please be patient. We're looking for some other employees and a record player. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2898 So, Peterson, how does it feel to be a member of a visible minority? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2899 My great grandfather built this company on the principle of integrity. I added Tetris. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2900 And how, Mr. Smith, do see 'musical chairs' as being an asset to this firm? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2901 Now do you understand? I am the Chairman! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2902 Being 8th in line is not so bad when my competition is nonexistent. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2903 Our name might be La-z-boy Chairs, but our game is Musical Chairs . . . congratulations, you nailed it! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2904 No comments from the cheap seat 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2905 Phelps, I'm glad to see someone shares my narrow focus for our future. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2906 My previous aides were great, I hope that one day you will fill their space. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2907 Stevens, you're a long shot for chairman. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2908 No, I said last in, first out! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2909 Have I not made myself clear? Please raise your hand before speaking. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2910 "Will you sit in the front if I pull the drapes? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2911 Please remain seated until I turn off the Fasten Seat Belt sign. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2912 I'm here about a cabinet position. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2913 You're in luck. I vaporized the others. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2914 Are you chewing gum? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2915 Yes, it's your career path. See you up front in 30 years. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2916 The successful applicants for these jobs usually take the seat nearest me. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2917 Welcome, have eight seats. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2918 That's where my mother sat 15 years ago. She almost made it. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2919 I have asked the ghosts of middle management past to sit in. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2920 Was everyone else outsourced? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2921 No, eliminating middle management doesn't mean you can take the first chair. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2922 As usual, the liberal media is ignoring my HUGE crowd. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2923 Let's start by taking the role. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2924 Can we mask the seven out of eight become invisible side effect of this drug? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2925 My practice specializes in the techniques for maintaining long distance relationships , Mrs. Fletcher. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2926 Really? Then I guess I don't understand vertical integration. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2927 No thanks Professor. The other seven will be along after the protest. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2928 Now that I'm chairman, things are going to change around here. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2929 In case of a water landing, your seat cushion will become a floatation device. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2930 Sorry, but we are not looking for any back seat drivers. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2931 As you can see, we're having some organizational problems. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2932 I decided to reupholster our performance benchmarks. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2933 Could I move up to first class? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2934 The Trustees must be appointing a new Chair. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2935 Have you brought your ridiculum seatae? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2936 Have you ever played 'Simon Says', Mr. Johnson? 1.2000 0.06576 75 66 3 6
2937 Okay junior its late,so make it quick. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2938 Well, it took me about 40 years to work my way up to the top at Caterpillar, Inc. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2939 As far as restraining orders go, it's quite comfortable. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2940 Don't be ridiculous Harriott,your my wife ! move up to the next chair . 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2941 We are looking for someone with straight line thinking and patience. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2942 I honed my people skills in our customer care center 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2943 Today's turn-out is unpresidented. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2944 Sorry. It might be awhile before I get through all of the absentee interviewee applications. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2945 Let's get things straight, Wilson. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2946 Why are you better suited than the one behind you? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2947 Sorry for making you wait. Please come up a chair. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2948 They said they were selling me the last seat. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2949 And they said the first day of work would be nothing like the first day of class. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2950 Any questions other than why the staff sits you according to your importance to the organization. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2951 Sorry, but I've also scheduled seven applicants more qualified than you. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2952 Do you know when the rest of the bobsled squad will be joining us? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2953 You are uniquely qualified to work the caboose in our railroad! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2954 Okay, move up to penultimate. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2955 Thomas, don't you get it? I just don't want to see you! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2956 Would you speak a little louder, please... 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2957 Like a cup of coffee while we're waiting for the others? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2958 So you really will take a back seat to no one in your commitment to cost-cutting? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2959 It'll be difficult choosing among all these highly qualified candidates. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2960 Talk about working your way to the top..... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2961 "Next time upgrade to business class". 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2962 Edward, does this clarify your 'degree of separation' from the CEO chair? 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
2963 Please wait your turn. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2964 Can you hear me? I said interview seating is determined by the number of "likes" on one's face Book page. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2965 When I was a kid, back in Brooklyn, I always wanted to be the guy who operates the Cyclone at Coney Island. What was your dream? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2966 Speak up, son... I can barely hear you. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2967 My instructions here say, 'The first shall be last; and the last shall be first.' 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
2968 I hope Matthew 20:16 knows what it's talking about? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2969 I'm not sure I want to work in a place with this much corporate transparency. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2970 I'm sorry, but the positions have been filled. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2971 Now where were we ? Oh yes you said you wanted a raise. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2972 Young man, ...we value tradition here at TransGlobe Airlines! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2973 It's a long way to Tipperary, young man. A long, long way. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2974 Well this is how we do cabinet meetings in the new administration 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2975 I'm afraid the Boys in the Boat were here yesterday, Mrs Smith. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2976 In the back, is that you, Miss White? Snow White? Would you please come up to the front and introduce me to your seven little friends. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2977 Now that we have AI, we'd like our human employees to take a back seat. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2978 You are certainly in a position to address the chairs. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2979 You're my firstborn. Move up a chair. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2980 Your request will be answered in the order in which it was received. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2981 We'll just wait for the other Bunny Hop candidates to arrive. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2982 "Red light/green light" was more fun when we were kids. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2983 David saw opportunity where others did not. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2984 Given the company's policy of assigned seating at meetings, associates always knew where they stood. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2985 The front one, please. Chairs 2 through 8 are reserved for people I want to yell at. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2986 Sawyer, we'd like you to head up compliance with the new feng shui regulations. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2987 Come to the front, those seats are for more-qualified women and minorities. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2988 I didn't say "Simon says". 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2989 Talk about corporate hierarchy. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2990 I like to think of our little company as a chairitocracy. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2991 N-n-n-n-n-n-n-next! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2992 I am told you approach your job with little enthusiasm. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2993 Bob, interviewing with the Acme Railroad Company, was told to go in and have a seat. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2994 I'm sorry, we'll only consider first class applicants. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2995 Waiting for my stewardess interview. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2996 Well Tom, your the last seat ejection tester. Any questions? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2997 Have you just considered using a little mouthwash? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2998 With all due respect, I'll stick with this chair, Mr. Gallagher. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2999 These departmental chairs never move 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3000 Now serving no. 2. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3001 So I see you're in here for your depth perception issues. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3002 I don't appreciate the volume of your voice. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3003 Don't question. I have a lot of imaginary friends. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3004 Wait your turn, Jenkins! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3005 I hope the agency is right about this humility thing. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3006 If you bought the early boarding pass, you'd be talking with me now. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3007 I can assure you, sir, I have much more substance than the other candidates. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3008 ...Thank you for coming early to your assigned seat... 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3009 As our last remaining chairholder... 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3010 He was a good boss but he was strict about filing. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3011 Your waiting time is under 5 minutes or press 1 for our callback feature.... 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3012 I have absolutely no close friends. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3013 Here at the Centerpeede corporation, there is never room for advancement. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3014 We'd like to offer you the position-this represents our wage gap. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3015 In all frankness Baxter, your potential suggested a more rapid ascension through the ranks. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3016 Impressive work history, Mr. Walters. If you decide to join our firm, where do you see yourself in seven years? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3017 Where do you see yourself in five years? First class? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3018 It took me 30 years to get where I am 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3019 We will have to review our meeting strategy if you insist on taking a back seat from now on. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3020 I see that Snow White recommended you. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3021 It's gonna be a long wait before that seat opens up. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3022 The main feature will begin shortly 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3023 I am so sorry sir-you do not have enough points for an upgrade today. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3024 Interviews are every half hour. Please move up one seat every thirty minutes." 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3025 I'm sorry you had to wait so long for your interview, but now it's my lunch hour. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3026 This seat looked good on the scalper's seating chart. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3027 You should have chosen our Premium Seating option. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3028 Enough about your engineering degree, I wanna see how you handle the caboose. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3029 Me or 7 dwarfs? Of course I get the job! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3030 How about you, Rex, any disagreements with what I said, or can we continue? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3031 There were nine chairs when there were nine planets. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3032 The next Henry please! 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3033 You'll just need to wait your turn, Ms. Jenkins. Can't you see there are seven applicants ahead of you? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3034 Your time is important to us. You are number 8 in a queue. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3035 How's the Asperger therapy going? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3036 Looks like the other candidates aren't showing, so drop the humility and we'll talk. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3037 You mentioned "lucky number eight" in your resume.... 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3038 Sir, are you done shooting rubberbands at me? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3039 Are you the Interior Decorator we hired? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3040 Speak up, son. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3041 Well yes. Then you need to pay for a business class seat. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3042 So, you see yourself on a straight line to Chairman . . . 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3043 Still not funny, Clint... 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3044 We are waiting on the other levels of management to arrive. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3045 Here at the Six Flags corporate offices, there's plenty of opportunities for advancement. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3046 I like to think that we are a community here. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3047 Will the next contestant, come on down! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3048 Well, Charles, this certainly is a more linear argument. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3049 You'd think a Board in charge of the railroads would arrive on time... 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3050 The key to success is repetition. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3051 You're the 'last man sitting', so make it good. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3052 Now tell me your honest opinion: too many chairs? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3053 You failed your placement test. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3054 I think we need actual people to fill the Chair positions, boss. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3055 No need for alarm Johnson, the back row is the new front row. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3056 What did you expect with the 'pay-for-access' economy package? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3057 Young man, can't you see there is a seven chair backlog. Leave your card at the front desk. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3058 I got my MBA from the International Flight Attendant's Academy. You? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3059 Climbing the Lazy Boy corporate ladder. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3060 ...and when the music stops, I'm always going to be sitting here. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3061 "You can see I am very busy, what do you want? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3062 Your chance of a job has improved with the mass walkout 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3063 So what does my true love in HR bring me on the eighth day of Christmas? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3064 So, why should I hire you over the other chairs? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3065 The secret to my success is simple, I keep my friends close and my enemies closer. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3066 As soon as the ducks take their places, we will begin. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3067 you know the drill. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3068 Eight more people and then I'll start the music. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3069 I'm sorry; I should have been more specific. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3070 Now I can take a few questions. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3071 Number one?...Number one?...Number two?...Number two?...Number three?... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3072 Margret had always been last in a long line of Chesterfields. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3073 What I said was, 'I suppose you're wondering why I called you here.' 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3074 Please make sure your seat belt is fastened and that your tray is in the locked and upright position. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3075 Contestant eight, what is your name and what do you really do? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3076 How do you plan to move forward in this company if you are always taking the backseat? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3077 These people are probably more qualified than I am, anyways. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3078 Tom arrives early for his job interview and takes a non-aggressive, subordinate seat! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3079 Please put your tray table up, we're about to start the meeting. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3080 Audiology:The Early Years 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3081 This is going to be a while 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3082 It's important I audition potential chairs for this organization. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3083 Someday, son, all this will be yours. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3084 It's who you know 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3085 I understand you have some ideas about search engine optimization? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3086 "As the eight kid in my family, I'm used to waiting my turn"! 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3087 Aisle see you now. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3088 Early as usual , I see , Smithers. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3089 You are our first chairwoman. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3090 Welcome, as you can see I've realigned our priorities. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3091 Please, don't be shy. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3092 Hold that suggestion until the chain of command arrives. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3093 Meet the chairman. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3094 Please familiarize yourself with the nearest exit and stow any bags under your seat. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3095 Now can you give me the view from 30,000 feet? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3096 I'M RUNNING A LITTLE BEHIND. I'LL BE WITH YOU AS SOON AS I CAN!!" 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3097 Sir, your desk is facing the wrong way! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3098 The lawyers say they help slow the bullets. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3099 All inquiries will be handled on a first-come, first-serve basis. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3100 This is just the way we do things around he- I SAID THIS IS JUST THE WAY WE DO THINGS 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3101 You'll have to excuse the chairs. Our interior decorator has OCD. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3102 I can't see you now. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3103 Could you speak louder, please? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3104 The CEO always made sure Jack knew how many chairs were in between them. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3105 Plan H it is! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3106 If you can hear the sound of my voice, then you are sitting too close. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3107 Now that you know your place, we can begin our meeting. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3108 Row 8, seat 1. Please enjoy the show. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3109 Are you here for an interview or to watch the movie. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3110 Our distance learning positions demand superior communication. We'll tweet you our decision. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3111 Joe, you're the guy who sees the longer line for the ski lift and gets behind it. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3112 The company does not hold with the parable that the last will be first. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3113 This is an interview, not a church service, 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3114 Everyone circles their wagons and gets their ducks in a row. Your task is to create an armchair metaphor that I can call my own. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3115 "before we start this meeting, I request that you put your phone in airplane mode and make sure seat is upright 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3116 Hmm... I’m just not sure... Let’s try the second one again. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3117 Yes Senator Sanders, I can still hear you clearly. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3118 Come back after seven more unpaid internships, kid. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3119 Can you hear me? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3120 And now, let’s address the concern of your receding chairline. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3121 Your number is 008, and there are 7 people in front of you. Please wait patiently. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3122 We found the ladder metaphor to be a tad passe. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3123 We take our ghost candidates seriously. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3124 We're looking for people who can think outside of the line. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3125 What are your long-term goals? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3126 We here at Smith Company believe strongly in the silo org structure. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3127 I gather you were an air marshal for quite some time. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3128 Sorry, the Symphony has moved you to last chair. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3129 In your case, the last shall be last! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3130 Could you pass the résumé? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3131 What is your greatest weakness? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3132 I hope today is Moving Up Day 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3133 I just wanted to see if I was next in line for a promotion 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3134 That's all for today. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3135 There will be many hurdles in this interview Mr Smith, but we didn't want to make you feel uncomfortable. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3136 Honey, I'm not gonna take a back seat to your interests any longer. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3137 Sir, I know it's a long wait, but the chair is speaking. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3138 Will a Mr. Zzylis please come forward." forward. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3139 "Excuse me. Am I here early? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3140 No, I'm not particularly warm and fuzzy. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3141 It's called the conga chair, and it just won't sell. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3142 And you can only use the washroom in you own section. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3143 Okay, okay...So do you understand the ladder theory of upward mobility? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3144 No, you may not move up. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3145 I don't bite. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3146 Gentlemen, despite your claims and those of your attorney, as the executor of Snow White's estate, I again reiterate her status as simply 'deep sleep' 1.1806 0.06356 72 64 3 5
3147 And that's how we made it to the top of the movie theater business. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3148 Have you read The Celestine Prophecy? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3149 When I said the opening was for a chairwoman, this is not quite what I had in mind. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3150 Actually they were raptured. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3151 Sir, I must get through the more qualified candidates first. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3152 Bob now saw how working for a former orchestra conductor would work. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3153 It isn't about position, sir! It's about comfort! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3154 This meeting is adjourned! Please exit in an orderly single file. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3155 Now vault over each chair and show a good form. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3156 You're fired! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3157 It used to be musical chairs around here. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3158 I'm offering you the post of Rear Chairman. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3159 I'd like to welcome you to Coach Inc. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3160 Can I get you some coffee while you wait? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3161 Yes, I am the Chairman of this company... 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3162 I got them on sale from Air Force One. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3163 Our decorator calls it No Fun Shway 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3164 “Hello, my name is Chuck and this is the Monday night meeting of OCD Anonymous”. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3165 You, in the last row. Speak up! I can hardly hear you. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3166 Sir, thank you for coming in. Once you've finished rating that chair, please move on to the next one. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3167 Is my breath really that bad? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3168 Eight is the new one! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3169 No, I think your office has a wonderful setup 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3170 Take a number. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3171 You didn't say Mother May I 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3172 So you're the leader of Project Neptune... 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3173 Ready for round two of musical chairs? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3174 This is my last time in economy. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3175 I'm sorry but the firm is currently well-staffed with cabooses. 1.1806 0.06356 72 64 3 5
3176 What are your qualifications for the Department of Redundancy Department? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3177 Do you know how to play musical chairs? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3178 This means you'll play eighth fiddle to no one? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3179 Doesn't anyone know what it means, for heavens sake, to draw up a chair? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3180 As head of accounting, Mr. Potts kept a firm grasp on the furniture inventory. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3181 Not much longer now, you're right after Dopey. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3182 Wait your turn! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3183 Welcome to Fast Food Management Services. May I help the next person in line? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3184 Restrooms are located behind you. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3185 We are replacing career ladders with career theatre seating. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3186 Let me get this straight... 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3187 I'll be dealing with zone 3 after dealing with those seated in platinum, diamond-card, and any other special order seating. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3188 Now you know how I really feel about you, Johnson. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3189 The movie critic interview. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3190 You're welcome to sit one chair closer. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3191 Here everyone is expected to climb the corporate ladder 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3192 Interviewees in the front row usually do the best, just so you know. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3193 Now, which one of you was looking for a job? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3194 Oh my, I was not aware that there were 7 other applicants for Department Chair! 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3195 I'm looking for someone who isn't just an empty suit. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3196 A simple process of elimination. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3197 We operate under strict seniority rules here at the Supreme Court. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3198 We're looking for a new Board Chair. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3199 Then perhaps you should have sprung for the Economy Plus fare. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3200 Next time, Simmons, you should think about splurging on an upgrade. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3201 Splendid. We'll see you next week, for round two. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3202 So, Mr. Z, tell me a little bit about yourself. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3203 As you can see young man, there are many hurdles to leap to arrive at the top of command. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3204 Have I ever told you about the little engine that could? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3205 And that's why I was appointed chairman. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3206 Maybe we should just go back to the 'take a ticket' system. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3207 They'll be arriving shortly. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3208 I'm having second thoughts about the arrangement of these chairs. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3209 You're only a millionaire. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3210 Having graduated from a non-Ivy league school, Brad was only allowed in the mezzanine section. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3211 You're free to move up now, Mr. Jones. I've fired the rest of them. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3212 I understand that you're the bored chair man. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3213 I'm afraid I couldn't see you til next week sir! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3214 Airport security training class 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3215 As the final candidate, why do you think you are best qualified to head our company's rail division? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3216 When hiring Millennials we have found that this helps convey concept that the path from intern to C suite isn’t binary. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3217 Thank God, finally, I've got the visible one. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3218 Sorry my boy, but as you can see, the ad clearly stated only posthumous authors could apply. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3219 I should have sprung for the upgrade. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3220 Okay, candidate number 8, why should I hire you ? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3221 Please turn off all electronic devices before approaching my desk. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3222 I am always first class and you are in coach at best, Jenkins! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3223 No problem... I"m early. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3224 that's not what i meant when i asked you to have a seat . 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3225 Got that Smithers ? I need a bottle of Scotch, a new boardroom table and a quorum . 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3226 I said there are several empty suit applicants before you. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3227 A bit timid, are we? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3228 Burns, I'm putting you on the menorah team this year. Be back here at sundown and I'll set your head on fire. 1.1806 0.06356 72 64 3 5
3229 Junior, since there is no one ahead of you in line I now appoint you chairman of the board. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3230 How do you feel about teamwork? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3231 Stay where you are, Harold. A class by yourself does not make you head of the class. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3232 I think we should know each other better. Please move one seat closer. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3233 It really doesn't matter. They're all hot seats. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3234 I'm interviewing for empty suits, not empty chairs. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3235 I'm afraid there are seven candidates for Chair ahead of you. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3236 JUST TAKE A SEAT I'LL BE WITH YOU SOON ! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3237 What makes you think you have what it takes to be Chairman? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3238 Consider yourself lucky, the other option is water boarding. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3239 Congratulations, Kingston! You're being promoted to Business Class. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3240 I think our strategy is a bit one dimensional. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3241 Smart ass. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3242 What the DMV for the 1% looks like. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3243 Susan began to wonder whether the ad she answered for "ghostwriter" was what she really had in mind. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3244 I believe in vertical career growth. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3245 The company is NOT sinking. We just need to rearrange the desk chairs. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3246 Bob though it unlikely that he'd be making a sale today. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3247 It looks like you've made a simple linear regression. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3248 Buck up. Every corporate training program has a caboose. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3249 He's really busy today. You'll have to wait your turn. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3250 Dear chap, all my cabinet seats are filled by somebody great, everybody who's somebody lined up to make us great again. We need great fellows like you! What is your inexperience so far? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3251 Arriving on time, to the Customer Service and Quality meeting for a U.S.-based airline. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3252 I'll have someone get back to you. But understand, it could take a while. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3253 Climbing the ladder is easy. At our firm you ride the strategic choo-choo train. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3254 We find it best to start alienating new employees on day one here at Ennui, Inc. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3255 It was late on a Friday afternoon, and Bill was beginning to rue accepting the boss's invitation to a "quick game of musical chairs." 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3256 I'm just not getting through to you, am I Perkins? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3257 I wouldn't be too confident if I were you 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3258 YOU'RE FIRED! ...next. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3259 The question is, my boy: Are you going to be the eighth man out? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3260 Interviewees seated in rows five through seven may now enter the office. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3261 You were too dumb to move up as each chair was vacated. Can't hire you. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3262 Son, if you want to run this firm someday, you'll have to start at the bottom like me. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3263 Feel free to fill in the empty seats. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3264 Before we get started I just want to remind everyone, this is the casting interview for the lead role in "Mouse on a Train". 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3265 No need to get up, we're conducting the interview via Snapchat. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3266 When you pay coach, you fly coach. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3267 Only one survivor remaining... 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3268 If you agree that opportunity for advancement trumps starting salary, the job here at Acme is yours. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3269 Well Eight, it looks like it is just you and me today. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3270 It's a weird way to measure satisfy a restraining order, I admit, but I like it... 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3271 You have to say, 'may I please' 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3272 If you want to be secretary of state you have to get used to sitting in the back seat. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3273 let's just say our new seating arrangement reflects the pecking order here. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3274 Here at Holograms Inc. we've always required complete transparency; however, the first seven of you need to dial it back a bit. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3275 Would you please sign in so we can get this meeting under way. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3276 If any more of my Vice Presidents disappoint me, I'm going to need a bigger room. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3277 That's right, a no glasses policy. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3278 After all these years, still only #8 on the upgrade list. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3279 Scoot back a bit... 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3280 For faster service, talk to me on twitter. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3281 Here at Human Centipede Inc, you have to be willing to start at the bottom. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3282 I hate applying for railroad jobs. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3283 If I had a chair for every time someone didn't get the job 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3284 One does not become The Chairman without many sacrifices. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3285 You're late for the interview but not the intermission. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3286 Why do you want to be a chair? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3287 Miss Jenkins, please order me a caterpillar roll for lunch. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3288 Looks like the empty suits forgot to get dressed today. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3289 I have exactly seven questions for you, each more challenging than the last... 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3290 La-Z-Boy isn't just an employer. It's a way of life. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3291 Just wait your turn, Honey. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3292 No one stands between me and this job. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3293 Snow White, is that you? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3294 Welcome to the Basic Economy job interview. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3295 Sorry. It's a weather delay. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3296 Work hard and you can move up the ladder quickly. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3297 Obviously you weren't in the head of your class 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3298 Am I too late, or too early, sir? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3299 Thank you for applying for the Chair Man position, we will be filling 7 more openings. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3300 Congratulations, Johnson, you're this week's armchair quarterback - hit me with something deep! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3301 It sure beats climbing the ladder to success. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3302 No I'M the driver. And YOU are in the caboose. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3303 Does a meal come with this seat? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3304 I'll talk to you when the music stops. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3305 Our rate of advancement varies with the markets. You're starting at a good time. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3306 Mr. Zwink I suppose you're wondering why I have you sitting in the back. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3307 I'm back here in coach. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3308 Why yes, I do like Michigan football. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3309 You may or may not have been my first choice for this job. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3310 I was expecting the chairman, not the chair man. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3311 Today I am going to talk about vertical markets. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3312 Those seats are reserved for our gold status candidates. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3313 Fashionably early again? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3314 Remember, is it the first shall be last or is it the last shall be first? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3315 Advancement here is straightforward. Work smart and hard you can advance directly to our firm's first staff chair. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3316 The CEO has turned off the fasten seat belt sign. You may now move toward the desk for your browbeating. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3317 Tom was never much of a go-getter. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3318 I was inspired by Clint Eastwood. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3319 Maybe if I sit back here the boss won't notice me. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3320 "Next" doesn't seem appropriate. Let's go with "Lastest with the Mostest. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3321 At least I have a seat at the table. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3322 I liked the living room the way it was. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3323 I said, "Would you like a glass of water?" 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3324 We could have avoided this situation if you'd signed up for double sapphire medallion status. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3325 Don't think of it as being 8th chair, think of it as being a possible. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3326 I'll hear from those sitting in rows 1 to 7 first. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3327 Privacy line with chairs, nice 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3328 Reynolds, how do you ever expect to make it in the C-suite if you keep taking a backseat position on everything. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3329 Yes, Thompson, you are next in line for a promotion. Of course, no language is free from ambiguity. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3330 This is your captain speaking. Your fucking bag goes under the seat in front of you. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3331 How did you know my last office was on a hallway? 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3332 Number Eight? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3333 No, I don't know who moved your cheese. Next! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3334 Why are you still here when you heard me announce that I am only hiring the first seven applicants. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3335 Come on in. There's still a few seats available up front. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3336 The Corporate Ladder 101 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3337 As you can see, our organization is in dire need of a new Chairman. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3338 Very good, you're moving up. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3339 Sir, I would've preferred a brainteaser--I'm not very good at musical chairs. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3340 Great news Peterson. Your year-end bonus will be advancement one chair forward. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3341 How do you like your job at BC&BG railroad so far? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3342 Have you done anything about that bad breath yet. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3343 Pat, your independence can be regarded as insolence! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3344 Amrit?” “Chandra?” “Deepak?” “Ganesh?” “Harish?” “Indra?” “Kashi?” “Mabel? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3345 But sir, you said 'sit wherever.' 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3346 Scoot right, you're still visible. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3347 Fasten your seat belt as you're going to experience some turbulence. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3348 I've looked at many candidates for the cabinet. Like the rest, you're fired 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3349 I see you have heard the rumors about ejection seats, trap doors to shark tanks, and so on. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3350 I like your initiative. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3351 I thought I would get you with my classic line, Were you always good with Simon says,' but you knew it was a Simon says trick. OK, you're hired. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3352 Just waiting for the music to start again 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3353 Cheer up. I'm sure in an alternate universe that I've just made you a job offer. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3354 When your professor has the flu but you can't afford to get sick. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3355 Okay, don't worry. It's okay. Soon enough it will be your turn to scream too. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3356 So this is what you mean by up close and personal! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3357 I definitely should have upgraded my seat. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3358 I suppose I should have specified which seat to take 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3359 Congratulations! As the musical chairs winner, you can stay. Everyone else goes to Mexico. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3360 How refreshing! The first honest job candidate today. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3361 We call it the Game of Comfy Chairs. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3362 No, you can't move up. I am waiting for the seven dwarfs. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3363 What do you mean, "I can't see the voiceless majority?' 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3364 Maybe he'll like me because I'm the tallest. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3365 Well sir, I learned I listened best in the back row at Harvard. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3366 HR has been on me to get those vacant chairs filled. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3367 The job is yours if you can get here without stepping on the lava. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3368 I know I'm not first in line, Sir, but I believe I'm the only qualified to serve as chairman. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3369 I'm not crazy about this new assigned seating policy. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3370 I like to keep the same seating arrangement for our weekly sales meetings, even though all of you colleagues are dialing in via conference call. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3371 Your choice of seat tells me that either 1) someone tipped you off, or 2) my lunch had too much garlic. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3372 Like your Kafka, Sir? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3373 No, we don’t apply the Book of Matthew’s rule: “the last will be first” here 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3374 You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Potter. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3375 Pretty obvious who's late, huh Miss Crabtree. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3376 I'm not leaving until I get my bag of peanuts. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3377 I'm sorry, there is a long line in front of you. You will have to come back tomorrow. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3378 And if YOU use global warming as an excuse for our lackluster bobsled sales, you’ll be out on the street, too. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3379 It takes about seven seats for a blind trust. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3380 Your power poses are useless here. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3381 That's the problem with affirmative action. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3382 Now serving A-5 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3383 How do you feel about batting eighth on our softball team? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3384 Thank you for coming in today. We'll call you if we decide to have a second interview. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3385 Sorry Mr. Trump, there was a Klan meeting tonight. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3386 Dang! I forgot my invisibility cloak! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3387 The weather has delayed a lot of candidates, but your interview is not til 10.30, is it? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3388 I was expecting to meet the Chairman, not the Chair Man. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3389 There are a lot of academic chairs in front of you for this teaching position. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3390 Johnson, I see you're moving up in the world. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3391 Tunnel vision isn't necessarily bad for your career, Jim. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3392 I think we need one more. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3393 The good news is that you are eighth in line for the job. The bad news is that you are too tall. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3394 Tom has never fully recovered from his fear of those Socratic classes! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3395 Here at Literal Airlines, we see boardrooms a little differently... 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3396 Due to some unexpected traffic problems around the bridge, the plaintiff is running very late for your Bridgegate deposition, Mr. Mayor. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3397 You have to earn the right to move up in the cinema industry. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3398 You don't have enough miles to get upgraded. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3399 I'm an introvert sir. I work harder then most and I'll stay out of your way. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3400 And after a few more promotions we'll even throw in a sofa 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3401 We have a vertical organizational structure, but you can speak directly to me anytime., 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3402 I knew I should have gotten here early. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3403 I have the qualifications, sir, simply because the first fifteen don't. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3404 Geez! I really need to use the bathroom, but I'd lose my place in line. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3405 I've called you in to give you your ranking in our employee loyalty points program. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3406 Good thing they want a chairman. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3407 Rosa Parks, please come forward. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3408 When the music starts please take another chair 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3409 As Chair of the Federal Communications Commission, I will bring back the telegram and Pony Express. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3410 Don't worry, Johnson, you're still in line for the job. It's just such a competitive field, as we all know. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3411 This isn't exactly the most important position.... 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3412 Your humility is commendable. But we don't hire wimps. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3413 Mr. Carr, you have aced the hearing test. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3414 How long have you been a chair? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3415 No, it's not true I fire everyone who sits in front. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3416 My breath can't really be that bad! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3417 No, I still don't think this is how you play musical chairs. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3418 Their my son's imaginary friends. He insists I bring them here. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3419 You'll need to wait your turn. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3420 I'm not certain we understand vertical integration 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3421 You’re right after the people who are going to pay for the wall. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3422 So Johnson, how does it feel to be the new 8th 1st Assistant Vice President here at the bank. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3423 Doris, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to chair our next meeting. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3424 Now, Mr. Zellner. In thirty seconds tell me why YOU should have the job. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3425 The rest of the cabinet seats are reserved for my corporate crony capitalist friends. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3426 Did I miss the memo about the meeting time? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3427 The remaining committee ma;y vote for me by not raising your hand. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3428 Maybe Iam too early. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3429 next supplicant! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3430 Thank you for volunteering 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3431 You are the last of a long line of hopeful successors to replace me as head cartoonist at the New Yorker. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3432 To streamline the process, let's wait for the other applicants that I'll pretend to consider. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3433 You don't seem to really want to move up here. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3434 Sorry, my friend, but corporations are job applicants, too. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3435 We felt an outer lobby was just too impersonal. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3436 We do everything first class, starting with legroom. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3437 Yes Sir, I hear you clearly. but I'm breathless with the exquisite view from this chair! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3438 Sorry Aaronson, but Zhao is the feng shui expert and she recommends reverse alphabetical. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3439 Will the 'Bernie' cabinet candidate please come forward. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3440 We are currently experiencing unusually high call volumes. Your call is important to us. Please stay in the line and we will be with you as soon as possible. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3441 And what did the passengers do when your aisle was removed? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3442 I said 'Feng shui or the highway!' 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3443 Simon says... 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3444 It hurts my neck to sit too close in an interview. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3445 Are you here for the Trump press secretary position? 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3446 Please come closer. We have plenty of aisle seats up front. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3447 This company is all about transparency 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3448 Finally secured an appointment with the chair man. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3449 Why do you think we only worry about the passengers in First Class? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3450 Maybe I should rethink this whole 'working for a mob boss' career path. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3451 It's easier for Housekeeping and they've got a Union now. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3452 You're 8th in line in our corporate succession plan. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3453 It says on your resumé that you possess outstanding leadership qualities. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3454 Would you mind calling me "the chairman"? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3455 With hard work, Jenkins, we think you have the potential to move up to accounting level 5. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3456 What makes you think you have what it takes to work in this administration ? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3457 you must be the Presbyterian applicant 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3458 It could be hard to schedule a face to face meeting here. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3459 Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3460 Can you move forward when I call your name; one chair at a time please 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3461 I'd like to commend you for your work on the single file. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3462 Please move ahead one place 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3463 I can assure you, they ARE magnificent! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3464 I believe I'm next. It seems the people or persons ahead of me have disappeared. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3465 Because I abhor traditional modalities. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3466 How does it feel to be the last in a long line of chairmen? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3467 The airline suit is brought to order. Is everybody here? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3468 Can you hear me in the back row? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3469 There will be no raise or promotion, but due to the latest reshuffle I can almost guarantee you a place at the table. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3470 You have played musical-chairs alone before, haven't you? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3471 Legroom in this one is fine. I can't put the seat back though. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3472 There's a line of people wanting this job. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3473 Well, son #8, it's up to you. Any ideas? 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3474 As you can see, this company has a flat organizational structure. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3475 I'll never be in the family portrait, will I? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3476 Becoming Chairman isn't easy. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3477 If one day you become "Chairman" of this company please keep them all in line . 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3478 Do you think I sould have place them horizontally? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3479 Judge Garland? Are you still here? You can go home now. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3480 Are you comfortable? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3481 We are looking for people with lateral thinking. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3482 For every honest answer you give, you move forward one chair. A dishonest answer results in jumping to the front. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3483 Sir, how long do you think it will take me to climb the corporate armchairs? 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3484 The man for this job needs to know how to leapfrog. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3485 Business ... Economy Class. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3486 John, I think it's time you meet the other chairs of the board. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3487 My experience includes strong "backseat driver" skills which I have been very successful applying in the many many jobs I've held over my career . 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3488 It's the first night of Chanukah 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3489 You're early. You're appointment's not for seven chairs. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3490 This might sound a bit presumptuous but five years from now, I see myself as a seventh chair trial lawyer. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3491 The ghosts of applicants past. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3492 My father's house has many chairs. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3493 Does anyone, other than the new guy, disapprove of my plan? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3494 This ship is sinking, Sam, and all you do is . . . Oh, never mind. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3495 Shyness will get you nowhere, young man. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3496 We're transitioning from vertically-integrated to outsourcing. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3497 I have eight appointments before his. Why do you ask? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3498 Thompson wasn't feeling too good about his chance for Invisible Salesman. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3499 I always loved musical chairs 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3500 My apologies, the other cushions are kind of dirty. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3501 I don't love the word lazy, but I am keen to take a back seat role in this next stage of my career. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3502 I hope you all understand the competitive nature of this institution 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3503 You must be hear about our caboose vacancy. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3504 Hour two of the compromise between his OCD and my myopia. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3505 This isn't exactly what Bill had in mind when he said he would not take a back seat to anyone. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3506 I said, "No one takes a back in this company!" 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3507 As you can see, we have a very level organization. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3508 By cleverly seating himself in the back of the room, Zoltan was sure that he had succeeded in making himself less conspicuous. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3509 For those in economy class, your interview will be boarding shortly. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3510 His interviewing technique was like nothing i'd ever seen. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3511 I assume you are applying for the caboose position 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3512 One day, I'll invite you to move up a seat. I think this is best, for now. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3513 You at the back, got any knock knock jokes? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3514 So when the Seven Dwarves are off to work they now feel the need of an agent? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3515 I prefer this to the pedestal. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3516 You want to challenge to move up to first chair? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3517 Mother may I? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3518 Dishonest reporter! Sit! Stay! SAD! 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3519 The good news is that you have turned the old maxim of "the last hired....." on its head. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3520 Number 5! Is number 5 here? Number 5? Calling number 5. This the last chance for number 5! Number 5? Ok then... Number 6! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3521 Glad I wore my glasses. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3522 Am I next in line, sir? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3523 Great! Let's shake on it! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3524 I am happy to hand out diplomas to 7 who passed the invisible ray test. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3525 John, you are my first choice for the position, I swear. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3526 Have 8 seats and I'll be right with you. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3527 I find it hard to believe that your a motivational speaker on self-confidence. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3528 Never thinking he stood a chance, John now wishes he had listened to the other seven interviews. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3529 It no longer looks like a big thing, sir. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3530 You didn't think you were the only chairman, did you? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3531 Methodist, are you? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3532 i knew they were small, i didn't know they were invisible 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3533 This is not a church, ma'am 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3534 All in favor say aisle. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3535 You asked if I am in seat 8, row 1 or seat 1, row 8; Is that a trick Apprentice interview question? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3536 Shoot - I should have ponied up for first class. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3537 At last only two remain in this week's edition of cutthroat musical chairs. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3538 So now you say, "May I approach the desk, Mr. Chairman?" 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3539 As much as I like this arrangement, the table will be delivered in a few minutes. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3540 When you're comfortable, let's talk. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3541 Knew I should've gotten here earlier 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3542 That's the best you could do in musical chairs? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3543 That's all for today. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3544 Your grandfather's last wish was to have you oversee the reorganization of this company. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3545 CIA director waiting to meet Trump. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3546 As my great nephew I see you have done away with the rest of your competition to be the president of the company. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3547 What can I say? Times are tough. A seat upgrade will cost you. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3548 We need to persuade the DoJ and the general public that this merger is only a vertical integration of our two companies. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3549 WE ARE GOING TO PLAY TRAIN AND YOU ARE THE CABOOSE 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3550 Beyond than your skills at musical chairs, what ELSE can you bring to this table? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3551 Don't worry, I don't bite. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3552 Please, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position and make sure your seat belt is securely fastened. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3553 Simple Simon says, if you want a chance to be hired, sit in the seat I'm thinking of. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3554 I just realized that I am line for the empty chair interviews, not the empty suit interviews. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3555 Frankly I'm just going to tell my nephew I hired one of you. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3556 Son, can you hear me? Yes, you are in line to eventually be part of the family business. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3557 At least I'm the tallest person in line for this job. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3558 The ride will begin once the Board arrives. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3559 Objects in chair are closer than they appear. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3560 So what church do you belong to? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3561 Sorry, the audition for Snow White is now over. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3562 I hope I get closer to the front, the next time the music stops. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3563 I do play a lot of Candy Crush. Why do you ask? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3564 This is either a bold power move or someone messed up and no one will admit it. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3565 Before we start could you please have a look around for your nearest exit. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3566 "The title of my memoirs will be 'Farewell to Armchairs'". 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3567 Frankly, young man, I now see the assertion in your cover letter that you take a back seat to no one as incredibly disappointing. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3568 Hurry up, Sir, we have many others waiting. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3569 The vertical integration didn't generate as much buzz as we expected. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3570 And that my friend, is the story of Boss Caboose. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3571 Congratulations , son. You're now the eighth chairman of the firm. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3572 Under these circumstances I wouldn't say the number 8 is particularly lucky for you. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3573 Yes Johnson, I understand this will only take a minute, but we have to follow protocol. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3574 We take our hands -off policy very seriously. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3575 We take leap-frogging very seriously here. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3576 Look at that, eight whole chairs. I told you I had the bigger office, Matthews. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3577 Frankly, I was surprised we have a chair for the mail room. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3578 I, too, started at the bottom, Robert, but then I moved my way up to chairman. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3579 I don't care, Ma'am : you still have to take a number. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3580 I SAID, FENG SHUI NOT FENWAY. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3581 Sir, I just don't understand how can you be so farsighted. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3582 Yes, the Introverts meeting was originally scheduled to take place in the hallway 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3583 Bill had heard that climbing the corporate ladder was a game of musical chairs, but he had always assumed that was just a mixed metaphor. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3584 I call it reverse stadium seating 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3585 You have to wait until I get rid of all the deplorables in front of you. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3586 Clearly you understand rank; I assume you'll grasp the 'Filing Position' as well. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3587 Those are reserved for our premium level sitters. Unless you want to pay more. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3588 It's order of reservation, not order of arrival 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3589 Nice try, Reims. But the travel budget only allows you to fly coach. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3590 Great, seven babies and one adult are applying for this job! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3591 My decorator calls it a chaise longue 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3592 If the pressure suddenly drops, reach for the oxygen mask that will drop down in front of you so we can continue the interview! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3593 Excutive musical chairs is so much fun ! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3594 Very good! So far no one could fill the position better than you. Next! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3595 Yeah, sorry ... I just had a meeting with our frequent flier salesmen. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3596 I still like the first three chairs' ideas more than yours. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3597 But I sat 5th chair in my last clarinet factory. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3598 You may have broken through the glass ceiling but now you have to wait in the train of chairs. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3599 Silent but deadly. 1.1571 0.05980 70 63 3 4
3600 Let's not be so formal. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3601 Jensen, I don't have time for choo choo train today! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3602 Yeah, I'm sorry, but I don't think you millennials know how musical chairs is supposed to work. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3603 OK...take three chairs forward. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3604 Not one of the seven dwarfs came to wish me a happy birthday? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3605 O.K., you're new at this. Let me explain again how musical chairs actually works. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3606 It seems the rest of the G8 has bailed in the wake of the 2016 campaign cycle. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3607 Welcome to my Open Door Policy. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3608 The cheap seats in the boss's office aren't half bad. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3609 I see that we are far sighted. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3610 With each correct answer, you get to move up one seat. Think you can handle that? . . . First question: Have you stopped beating your wife? . . . 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3611 Hope you’ve enjoyed your ride on the gravy train. Next stop, the unemployment office. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3612 Smith, management has announced lay- offs and stream lining of the organization. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3613 You must be Lindberg... 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3614 No special treatment around here. You'll wait in line like everybody else. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3615 I don't know why they made me the chair man. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3616 You've heard of the glass ceiling; welcome to the foam ladder. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3617 Down in front!!!" 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3618 OK number eight, wanna take your shot? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3619 You're probably wondering why I put seven empty chairs in a straight line in front of you. Truth is, I thought it would be fun. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3620 Welcome to the Lawrence J. Peter's School of Executive Management where your advancement is commensurate with your capacity to delude yourself. Are you ready to begin? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3621 At least this interview process is efficient 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3622 That's it, now you have to sit on the floor! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3623 Seating was assigned according to strength of your resumé. Save yourself the walk. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3624 Could you step outside and ask my executive assistant to bring in more chairs? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3625 Intimacy is an important part of your new banking position, Tom 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3626 Indeed, annual shareholder meetings in our firm have become more streamlined and less confrontational since the election. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3627 Mr Tillerson, You're Hired! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3628 Yes, you may move forward one row. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3629 Government efficiency 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3630 One more time and you're out. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3631 Sir, I have always considered myself to be a consistent follower. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3632 Okay, now - will the non-Ninja applicant please come forward? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3633 It's called a trickle down interview, all the rage in Norway. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3634 I wonder what happened to the other seven? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3635 I said, "IRONICALLY, I HAVE OBSESSIVE CHAIR DISORDER." 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3636 I can't tell you what happened to all those who have come before you. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3637 We take Office Musical Chairs very seriously. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3638 You guessed it: aperiodic chronic halotosis. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3639 I'll waive the fee for the front-row chair. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3640 And what's your excuse, number eight? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3641 correction (apologies) "From front to rear I'd like you to welcome, Capt. Gregg, George and Marion Kerby, Sam Wheat, Jacob Marley, Dr. Malcom Crowe and Hamlet's father." 1.1571 0.05980 70 63 3 4
3642 No Sir, I have nothing further. Seems I have literally been glued to my seat. Must have been the guys from the mail room. They seem to get me every year. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3643 I see you’ve had no hands-on experience. You’re hired! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3644 For a minute there he was completely baffled, until he realized he was interviewing for a ghost employee position. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3645 Hawkins, for $75 out of your next pay check, I can get you more leg room in front of my desk. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3646 They're for my dwarfs. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3647 "Now if everyone will gather at the front". 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3648 I like to think I nurture collegiality... while keeping things in perspective, of course. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3649 I had hoped we could have an intimate chat about your concerns. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3650 I'd like you to be my eyes and ears. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3651 It's about this 'Lasik' fellow I'm interested in suing. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3652 Misters Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus were all out of the office, but Mr. Neptune still refused a better seat. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3653 Thank you for coming Mr. Caboose 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3654 Here at Acme we're a meritocracy and that's all you merit. Now, are you ready with your 360 degree feedback on me? 1.1571 0.05980 70 63 3 4
3655 Let's try it again, but this time, make sure you're seated and not moving when I get to three. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3656 The job requirements are an MA in psychology and extensive international travel in coach. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3657 Here I am, seated behind the seven dwarves 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3658 Halitosis Test No. 8 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3659 Tomorrow we will begin where we left off. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3660 My interview process is taking a cue from Broadway. Let's just say your resume was "balcony." 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3661 I've saved the most difficult assignment for you...finding eight maids a milking. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3662 Maybe I don't know how to play musical chairs 1.1571 0.05980 70 63 3 4
3663 Patience my boy. He, who is last, shall be first. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3664 Mr. Henry, I'll be honest. Even with the absentees, you have a snow ball's chance in hell of making it to the Board of Directors. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3665 We respect all views here at the Existentialist Society. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3666 So I hope now you understand the importance of promptly checking-in through the online portal. Check-in begins 24 hours prior to the group's scheduled meeting time. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3667 Despite the fact he was eighth in line, Tom still thought waffles over pancakes this morning was the right choice. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3668 Do you know why you are here? It's to work on your listening skills. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3669 We currently have an unusually high number of complaints. Your complaint will be heard in the order in which it was received. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3670 It's called drafting. All of the good management techniques were already taken. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3671 Oh, and one last thing. As I am sure you have already inferred, traveling on business class is strictly upper management only. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3672 Sir, it may not be the seating arrangement. There's just not many of us left who are interested in "Why Hillary Lost. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3673 "Center section, row 8! Wow, great seat!! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3674 As you can see, we've inaugurated a new loyalty program. 1.1571 0.05980 70 63 3 4
3675 Will all the remaining chairmen of the board please come forward? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3676 Look at it like you are first in an inverted line. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3677 How many Chairmen does this company have? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3678 You should have used StubHub! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3679 President Trump likes to meet first with his closest advisors. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3680 Such a demoralizing succession planning process. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3681 Music and eight more people, we got a game! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3682 Seat 8F, please come forward 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3683 You are not very assertive, I see 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3684 Will our introverted 51 percent shareholder PLEASE indicate yay or nay? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3685 The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Middle Managers in Corporate America 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3686 The Chairman took his title title a little too literally. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3687 Yep, this is the room where Evel Knievel practiced all of his famous bike stunts. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3688 Maybe I should've taken a seat closer. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3689 I got my start yelling at people as a coxswain. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3690 Cloak of Invisibility candidates, next... 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3691 As the therapy progresses and your shyness becomes more manageable, you'll find yourself gradually moving closer. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3692 Bill arrived early for his appointment. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3693 So Mitt I'm going with someone else for State. Did you honestly think you had a chance after all those nasty things you said about me? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3694 Just because your name is Zebrowski doesn't mean that you have to sit in the back. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3695 Glad you could come. Just a few ahead of you. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3696 Son, I don't see any impediments to you filling my seat. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3697 In terms of accoustics, you're in the right seat. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3698 As you can see, All have gone before you, being next isn't always a good thing ! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3699 NEXT! Jeez. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3700 Trust is something you have to earn if you work here. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3701 In today's lecture, we look at linear equations with unique solutions. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3702 As you can see sir, the competition for this position is stiff. What makes you stand out? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3703 I fear we're the last of a dying breed. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3704 I was told you have some ideas for how to make our company's annual Musical Chairs event a bit more competitive. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3705 You should see the legroom they get in the CEO's office. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3706 You do understand that the elf positions are seasonal employment? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3707 Dear boy, do you really want to be the ‘whip’ when the conga line starts? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3708 Finally the last of the swamp! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3709 Alright, number 466...Is number 466 here?....No?...Number 465?...465? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3710 Eight is a lucky number! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3711 Can't be too careful - germs, you know. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3712 Does anyone else want to voice a reason why they should be first in line? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3713 Son, to get to the top you will have to work through the chairs just like I did. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3714 I am the light at the end of his tunnel, but he doesn't know it yet. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3715 As soon as the other eight get here we'll start playing. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3716 America: Just like Kafka only comfortable 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3717 Now serving number 236. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3718 I assume, when you're early at church, you sit in the back pew. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3719 Ahem - This is an audition for the role of Chair #3, sir. Good day. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3720 In time, if I find your work satisfactory, you'll upgrade from economy to First. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3721 After I drain the swamp, this will be MY Supreme Court! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3722 That IS a premium seat! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3723 Seven empty chairs ahead of you. What do you think that means? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3724 When pilots transition into the corporate world 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3725 I"d like to thank you for agreeing to chair this meeting. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3726 How a mid-level manager views the ascension to CEO in corporate America. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3727 Obviously, this conversation is on deep background. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3728 You in the back of the room-this ain't no Cinema! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3729 The Senate not passing one damn nominee in 39 years makes no difference. I'm still the Chief Justice and--on the bench or not--you sit where I tell you! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3730 I am trying a new system. What do you think? I SAID WHAT DO YOU THINK! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3731 I'm trying to separate my work and home life. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3732 As soon as the others arrive we'll start musical chairs with the winner receiving the sales order 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3733 I’m impressed to see that you arrived early for your caboose conductor interview. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3734 Let's see, you're white, male, young, and persistent with a grandiose sense of entitlement . . . Congratulations, you're hired! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3735 I feel like I'm rearranging the conference chairs at Lehman Brothers. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3736 You are better off where you are. The other seven volunteers for the experiment had adult diapers that proved defective. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3737 Next in line is ticket #009 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3738 Ahh, the old musical chairs method. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3739 Your lazy habits from high school won't help you here, Johnson! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3740 '' wait until the music starts, then...... " 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3741 Would you like a window seat? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3742 Would you mind speaking a little louder? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3743 I hope I get it, I hope I get it! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3744 You must be English. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3745 OK, you in Row 8, explain to me why I shouldn't fire you. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3746 And how do you see your OCD helping this company? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3747 Why don't you have a seat, and I'll let you know when you can have another. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3748 Your resume says you come from a long line of sitters. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3749 Tell me, what can you bring to this company that these other applicants cannot? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3750 And you're really a feng shui master? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3751 Hopkins, sitting in the front row doesn't ALWAYS make one a gunner. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3752 Well, Which One Do You Like Better? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3753 It's about time you fell into line 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3754 Welcome to your first day of fear of heights therapy Mr. Johnson. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3755 I've been waiting for an hour and he sure doesn't look very busy from where I sit. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3756 Sorry lunch time come back at 1 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3757 The position was cancelled for lack of interest. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3758 I'm sorry. We are only hiring seven dwarfs to work in the mine. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3759 I love being the chairman. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3760 Now let's get our ducks in a row. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3761 We couldn't afford the liability insurance on the corporate ladder. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3762 In exactly eight years, you can be sitting in my seat. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3763 If I can't hear you, you'll just have to tweet. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3764 Here at La-Z-Boy, we hate standing in line. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3765 You see, we're a company that likes to fall in line. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3766 Congratulations on qualifying for the 'chair dominoes' program. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3767 First, I want to thank all of my campaign advisors for the wonderful job you did. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3768 You may want to remain seated for the Office Renovation Audit findings, sir 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3769 I thought I had explained, the silent partners are all to stay in Bermuda. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3770 Just give it to me strait. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3771 I didn't work my way to the top by waiting in line... 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3772 Eighth Vice President isn't as bad as some would have you believe, Smithers! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3773 Sure, you've got the resume of a great railroad engineer...but your instincts are all wrong. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3774 Our Political Correctness Department has determined roller coaster-style seating best prepares us for the ups and downs of the business cycle. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3775 How many other people do you have to interview? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3776 Interesting choice, Farnsworth, considering this meeting is to discuss rumors that you're something of a loose caboose. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3777 Ms. Dalhberg, apparently you didn't get the memo--the team will not be meeting this morning. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3778 It was my idea and don't use words like Felliniesque around here. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3779 Do you know how many people would give their right arm to be sitting where you're sitting? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3780 Next in line! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3781 Goose! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3782 Don't fret; just remember, ' The last shall be first.' 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3783 "Seven chairs of separation--it's our guiding principle." Ken Wills, Norfolk, VA 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3784 Avoid the embarrassment, don't raise your hand. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3785 I suppose you're wondering why I called all of you together today... 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3786 Apart from your octal OCD, what makes you uniquely qualified for this position? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3787 Do you think you can be comfortable being "the power behind the throne?" 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3788 And they thought the glass ceiling was bad! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3789 As you all know, the audition for a small part in the upcoming film ... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3790 My other personalities are stuck in traffic 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3791 As I said in the memo, show up and your life will change. On that note, each individual in rows 1 through 7 has a role as VP in the company along with all the perks; the remainder are free to return to your cubicles. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3792 Sure you'll start as an analyst, but we think you'll find plenty of opportunity for advancement... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3793 Eight! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3794 Think of it this way. I'm the captain and you're the guy in the back next to the bathrooms. You get peanuts! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3795 Almost all of you look like exceptional candidates for our gnome ad campaign. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3796 Seems like were are going to have to reschedule our game of musical chairs 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3797 OK, one more time: Heads I win, tails you lose. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3798 Remember your place here at the company... and the Power of Feng Shui. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3799 'I Formation'. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3800 The ladder to success is paved with comfy chairs. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3801 Ah, Mr. Loman! I see now why Arthur Miller wrote about you. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3802 Let's see if you can get my account info now. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3803 Complaints are taken very seriously in the department. We are now closed. Please come back tomorrow. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3804 It's indicative of how far superior I am to you and to all job seekers 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3805 Welcome to your symphony audition, Mr. Clayton. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3806 Are you ready to play musical chairs? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3807 The early ones get to sit in the back. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3808 Maybe this floor plan is too open... 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3809 You were hired to increase our vertical integration, not our horizontal separation! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3810 Look, I need your help. You're the only one who can take this on... 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3811 "Red light! Red light! Red light! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3812 Have we moved to the theory of Seven Degrees of Separation. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3813 There will be no line cutting for this interview! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3814 Will the gentleman in the caboose please step to the front. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3815 Can I offer you some popcorn and a box of Goobers? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3816 From which chair do I look the most awesome? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3817 Last chair committee 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3818 Instead of a living wage, how 'bout a living room set? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3819 Trump told me to sit in the back chair because all of the others would be taken by him or his children. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3820 Sorry we're running later. Snow White couldn't wake Sleepy in time for the meeting. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3821 I see a bright future for you in the long term. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3822 Job interviews at the self-driving chair company. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3823 Duck, duck, goose will begin as soon as the other's arrive. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3824 "Junior, if you can behave yourself over the weekend, you may advance to the next chair on Monday". 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3825 There are movers – then there are movers and shakers. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3826 Did you take a number by the door? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3827 It's clear we have completely opposite points of view. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3828 You back row types are all the same. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3829 I'm here for the big picture, Sir. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3830 Look...you've got the job...now...please!...get these chairs outta here... 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3831 When you get to my position in life... 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3832 So tell me, how long have you wanted to hold a cabinet position? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3833 Fuel your dreams with hard work and dedication, and you may eventually destroy all those whose seats are ahead of you. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3834 "Your daily briefing, sir. #greenfeesaredown. #occupanyisdown. #popularityisdown. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3835 First I'd like to say how lucky you are there are airline tragedies. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3836 Our hope is to streamline these interviews. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3837 You don't have to sit that far back - You're not a nasty woman. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3838 Separation makes the boss grow fonder. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3839 It occurred to Tom that he may be too tall for the role in the new Snow White movie. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3840 Yes, we're at home, but how does that me a workaholic? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3841 Okay, Tillerson, you are the only one left so I guess the job is yours. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3842 Now approach the desk, and remember, the floor is lava 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3843 The Board does not always see things my way, but as Chairman, I do have some discretion. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3844 sorry...the rest are scotch guarded 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3845 Sir, obviously, I'm not optimistic about my chances but I do believe in miracles. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3846 NOW THAT YOU'VE GOTTEN ALL OF YOUR DUCKS IN A ROW, WE CAN BEGIN. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3847 Jenkins, being upfront with me is your best quality! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3848 So this was the game of musical men. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3849 Sneezy called. Doc and Grumpy are holding things up. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3850 Chip was positive this was the type of power play that would communicate, "Sure, I'll sit, but I'm a renegade accountant." 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3851 So tell me, Mr. Flemming, why do you think you're qualified to work here at the Acme Roller Coaster Company? And, by the way, if you throw your arms in the air, your chair will quickly be as empty as those in front of you. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3852 When you feel comfortable, ease yourself up to your firing. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3853 ...degrees of separation, no. But soon the first shall be last and the last shall be first. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3854 Before we begin, Jane, please locate the nearest emergency exit, and make sure all carry-ons are properly stowed. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3855 The biggest problem I see is that there is too much tunnel vision at this firm. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3856 Ah, Thompkins. Your grandfather made a splendid third chair. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3857 Executive compensation has passed by 7 "Ayes" by proxy to 1 "Nay" from the junior board member. Now onto the next item, replacing the junior board member. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3858 Usually when I say "pull up A chair and we'll talk" people just do the minimum. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3859 Welcome to bible study. You're first. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3860 You know what happens when you assume. The ad said assistant to the chair man. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3861 Let's see... no bowman, one strokeman and no cox. You're fired 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3862 And then there was one...You're fired. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3863 One does not simply wait in line if there's no line. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3864 What did you say? Ok, if you ever move up the org chart, I'll be able to hear you better. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3865 You know, this office used to be a bus. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3866 I hope I've made myself clear. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3867 After a year like this, I said "bring me some Christmas Cheers!" 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3868 Daily intelligence briefing. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3869 Just wondering what happened to everyone ahead of me & where did he send them to??? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3870 Mr. DeNiro, the part is yours 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3871 Hello Hello How Can I Help You 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3872 Now I'm not one to stand on formality... 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3873 As an architect, you might have considered that "broadroom" was a typo. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3874 Now that I won musical chairs, do I get the job? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3875 Keep moving up until I can see the whites of your eyes. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3876 The violinist selected to play 8th chair must have extraordinary sight and hearing senses. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3877 Looks like the Macarena reunion will have to wait again 'til next year. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3878 What are we waiting for? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3879 I'm sorry, I thought I was going to be late. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3880 OMG, I'm only the Deputy Assistant to the Deputy Assistant Secretary of the Interior! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3881 Donate more next election. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3882 We don't stand on ceremony here. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3883 Bhattacharyya, Masaharu, Kowalsk, Choi, Kim, Alexopoulos and Kringurr all failed to show up. So, Smith, you are now the leading candidate. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3884 You know, we offer ponchos for those brave enough to sit in the 'splash zone'. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3885 Pastor, I wanted to make you comfortable with my sales visit by sitting in your prime church seats 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3886 They are very nice, but you're not the the kind of chairman we're looking for. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3887 Clearly you don't play musical chairs very often. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3888 I think my biggest weakness is that I'm too outgoing. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3889 I never thought that patience was a virtue. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3890 The people who came before you didn't live, so let's start the interview. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3891 It's a stretch but are we looking at depth of field. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3892 Your loan application is rejected as there are seven ahead of you 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3893 You have to forgive me, The Hateful Eight just crossed my mind. Let's proceed with the interview! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3894 Please remain seated Mr Jones. When it's your turn I will answer your question. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3895 So you want to get out of the mailroom? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3896 You realize it's quite competitive to become an armchair, armchair, armchair, armchair, armchair, armchair, armchair, armchair liberal, right? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3897 "My door is always open here. The company is really just one, big happy family". 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3898 You kids will run the company after my Inauguration. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3899 Now, lean in, settle for more, and you might move right on up. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3900 From where I'm sitting, he appears to be right on the "vanishing point". 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3901 It's about time this company fell in line. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3902 Bill could envision his goal. However, those preceding him with the same goal had not succeeded. He wondered what he should do. So he sat at a distance to work out a strategy. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3903 Ahh. The little engineer that couldn't. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3904 As the first caucasian Chairperson to sit on this city's transit board, I hope you understand your position will be highly symbolic. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3905 Good move, Jones. No need to rearrange the chairs on the deck. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3906 They told me this job had lots of legwork 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3907 Casting call with Clint: "Mr. Eastwood will see you....eventually." 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3908 Please remain seated until further notice, Mrs. Preston. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3909 You can advance to the next chair, and ultimately even take my job, if you can answer this simple question: What is the meaning of life? 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3910 We decided this year to offer the position again to the seven people who previously held the job. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3911 Our company's philosophy has always been chair and chair alike. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3912 It's the way we do business here. Just row with it. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3913 When I said " take any seat for the interview" I didn't mean it literally. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3914 Sorry for breaking the fourth wall, but this just isn't funny. All the captions will be obvious, like, "I started where you are," or, "What?!" etc. What's funny is you trying to be funny. Ha! You're funny! But not in the way you wanted to be. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3915 Welcome to the "How Election Polls Are So Accurate" seminar 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3916 I'm excited to meet the cast of the show "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3917 Well, now that I know exactly where you fit in the company pecking order, Miss Jensen, we can start the meeting. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3918 Welcome to our version of the millennial wakeup call. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3919 So, you'd like a flatter structure? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3920 For all practical purposes, we are flattening management. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3921 "Mother may I" move 3 chairs ahead? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3922 Since we have a small crowd today, would you please fill the seat in the front. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3923 How long have you been with us, Carmichael? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3924 Let me be precise. You're fired. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3925 Roll a seven or higher and we'll talk. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3926 There's a lot of spots to fill in this business and I need your help to do it. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3927 Dad, can I play the engine for awhile? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3928 I did my homework. His favorite number is 8. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3929 I'm here for the protocol officer position sir. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3930 I've heard he's a tough interview, but given the competition I think I may have a shot at this one...,, 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3931 I can't seem to shake this feeling of always being invisible. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3932 You have to be Gold or Platinum to get upgraded. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3933 Each chair represents a job responsibility that I'll add to your load once you accept. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3934 I trust that Blather, Blather, Blather, Blather, Blather, Blather and Blather will be here shortly Mr. Blather. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3935 You need to pay to sit closer to the front, and please put that briefcase under your seat. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3936 Row 8, you're next. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3937 we had 16 candidates to start and your the only one left. is your name Trump 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3938 You'll fit right in; all my choices came from the bottom of the barrel. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3939 I love you all, but you're fired. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3940 Congratulations. You're eighth in line for my job. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3941 'Eighth row Center Orchestra, excellent sight lines,' is that some sort of crack? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3942 You can upgrade to the conversation deck. Luggage is extra. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3943 I'll get to your intelligence briefing after I deal with these more important issues. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3944 Of course we actively recruit women. You are the first candidate. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3945 And when the music stops it's a "no-brainer." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3946 He's the greatest ever! He was my first choice. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
3947 The Rapture has been very helpful in our move away from non-profit status. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3948 I knew I should have avoided the onions at lunch. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3949 Ma'am would you like a free upgrade to first class? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3950 Good afternoon. We are now inviting sales people in row 8 to begin making pitches at this time. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3951 So far, all these candidates for chair seem to be missing something. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3952 The interview will begin when the other eight arrive. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3953 President elect will see you in seven, six, five, four, three...... 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3954 We'll begin the meeting as soon as the rest of your team lines up. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3955 Please, take a seat! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3956 I think I'm definitely the best candidate for the job. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3957 The queue for jobs in the new administration 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3958 There's only one way to move up in the railroad business, Appleby, and I'm here to show you how! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3959 My eighth meeting with you. Please make up your mind. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3960 Nice toupee back there in General Admission. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3961 Nothing for me, thanks. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3962 Where's the rest of the crew? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3963 Joe, party of one, your chair is ready. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3964 This will be our last class in "Revisiting the Conga." 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3965 Mr. Morrison's succession planning interviews were finally beginning to take shape. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3966 Welcome to "Fraud." "Treachery" is next and then..."Partner." 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3967 Excuse me, ma'am! This is the audition for the seven dwarfs characters. For Snow White, please go next door. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3968 Our open-door policy didn't work very well, either. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3969 No, you can NOT know what I'm going through 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3970 If your dwarves aren't here in five minutes, I'm giving the job to the munchkins. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3971 He must be headhunting his pick for Secretary of State in ascending order. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3972 "The audition for the pretty maids is now complete". 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3973 The winner of this musical chairs game will succeed me at Trump Enterprises. I hope you win, Barron. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
3974 I can't see you 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3975 It's very impressive, but to be honest, when you said you were an 'armchair explorer,' we didn't take it quite so literally. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3976 Everyone here has an armchair job. You can just take a backseat. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3977 Yes the job can be dangerous at times but I wouldn't worry. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3978 Feel free to move up one seat, Ms. Bentley. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3979 In this firm we do everything by seniority. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3980 Perhaps next time you will pay the modest upcharge for the premium select seat? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3981 You need practice to be chair-man of the board. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3982 My administration will be one big game of musical chairs. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3983 Watch your knees and elbows, my secretary will be coming through the aisle to get your drink order in a moment. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3984 If you don't like coach, upgrade to business class. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3985 Tell me. Do you understand our merit system? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3986 Do you have a good seat? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3987 Welcome to my class American Civil Rights: The Pre Rosa Parks Era. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3988 If I have to explain my power move, then it's not a power move. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3989 I thought musical chairs started at 4 today... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3990 Can you speak a bit louder please....I can't hear you with all of these chairs between us. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
3991 Tell me Johnson, what makes you want to work in this caboose racket? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3992 Sit down, make yourself uncomfortable. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3993 You, in loge! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3994 The chair men agree with you, sir. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3995 OK caboose, you can come forward. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3996 "Candidate 8-Why do you think you are a good candidate for our halitosis commercial? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3997 Can you still hear me ? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3998 Have you ever played "red light, green light?" 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3999 You shouldn't have any trouble making your connection. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4000 Backbenching may have gotten you through prep school, Dinwiddie, but it won't get you anywhere in the airline industry. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4001 I responded to their recommendation for a flatter organization. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4002 Next time go First Class. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4003 Maybe Donald's Cabinet is just a bunch of empty chairs. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4004 Just waiting for the world to end. The others died trying. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4005 The rest of the plane will be along shortly. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4006 Downsize is over. You are fired. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4007 Glad I asked for the booster seat. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4008 Musical Chairs for the Geometrically and Mathmatically Challenged--it just might sell. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4009 It's my version of musical chairs. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4010 Our interior designer used to work for the New York Philharmonic. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4011 Would you like to upgrade your status to "bulkhead?" 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4012 I'm not your typical chairman. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4013 Please keep your seatbelt buckled and don't congregate by the front desk. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4014 The last pawn took the CFO. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4015 Management is eliminating Business Class travel, so welcome to our low-budget Coach simulator. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4016 Will you be available to work 8 days a week? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4017 Stacy, can we get some peanuts for our budget applicants please? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4018 Your idea for this ‘musical chairs’ game has merit. You just need to work out some of the details." 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4019 Are you deaf or just an idiot? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4020 We aren't one of those dreadful companies that treat employees like second class citizens who need to be kept in line seemingly behind nothing at all. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4021 I'll be happy to chat with you after you pay for your carry-on bag. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4022 Hmm.. Why are there so many babies here for this interview? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4023 Can I get you some popcorn or anything? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4024 Do my hands still look huge? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4025 You are saving the best for last 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4026 Our organization really became efficient after massive layoffs. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4027 You may have a point, and I may have a point, but there's still a line separating us. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4028 I want someone head and shoulders above the rest. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4029 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE HIRED! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4030 Corporate succession planning. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4031 If you wanted an Extra Space seat, you should have paid for an Extra Space seat. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4032 What a year. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4033 This will be the best musical chairs game ever 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4034 Can you hear me now? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4035 I'm sorry. Can you speak up a bit? It's kinda hard to hear back here. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4036 You're waiting for me to say next? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4037 If you can hear me, you're still too close. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4038 I honestly didn't think this first test would be difficult to pass. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4039 I call it 'Musical Employees'. It's my favorite game. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4040 This is how many Bosses are between us... and yet here we are. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4041 You win, if you take me out to a romantic dinner and hire me as Secretary of State, I'll take back all the nasty and horrible things I said about you! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4042 I’ll be right with you, son. I’m almost finished with my New Yorker cartoon caption entry. Move up to the next seat if you want. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4043 It's just a matter of time. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4044 Chattanooga Choo Choo is also my favorite tune! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4045 Granted, we were a little optimistic as to how many people would apply to be Mr Trump's scapegoat. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4046 Sorry Ted, but I feel you're still not ready to lead the division. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4047 Can you turn the music back on? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4048 I don't like to sit in the front row. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4049 Do you like to play choo-choo? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4050 Sorry, but you have to earn first chair. That's just how I conduct business. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4051 If you are here to ask about the bonus, a word of advice: don't. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4052 Number 902? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4053 ...and they call this business class seating? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4054 When can I start, Mr. Chairman? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4055 Let's get this meeting of non military-industrial advisers started. You're fired. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4056 "I'll be with you momentarily, Mr. Roberge, soon as I'm done with these no-good nobodies". 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4057 Welcome to Binocular Use 101 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4058 This is Trump's version of musical chairs. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4059 Down in front!!!" 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4060 It must be all the traffic on Fifth Avenue. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4061 Speak up son, you're now part of a long line! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4062 POTUS, Sir, I don't think I want to be the 8th Secretary of State in your administration. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4063 Next time you'll take a number when you are told, won't you? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4064 If you really wanted an interview you shouldn't have bought a coach seat 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4065 We could not help but notice that you are very good at musical chairs. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4066 To the individual in the eight chair back. You're far too tall to qualify for this position. .... 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4067 Please tell me ma'am; just what brought you to Ticketmaster?. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4068 Do I look like I have time to wait? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4069 When I asked you to take a seat, I wasn't speaking figuratively. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4070 Finally, the end of the line for the chairman position. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4071 And this one feels plush and more intimidating. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4072 And you'll sit there without overtime until you finish the Beasley report. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4073 Your time will come, please be patient. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4074 Son, there are other lazy boys ahead of you for a promotion. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4075 You may think, Ms. Johnson, that anyone could succeed at this cartoon caption writing business. And you'd be right. Why else do you think I have this line of chairs..? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4076 And now, I'm afraid, since I've just broken the bad news to all those right-handed employees… 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4077 Who are you to question our corporate succession plan? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4078 Neptune, your turn. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4079 and for Secretary of Public Transportation....Rosa Parks 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4080 Martha, scroll up my two o'clock. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4081 I'm sorry I can't interview you, that's the quiet chair. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4082 Sorry, you just failed the interview. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4083 I hear you Catholics like to sit in the back when attending services. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4084 Father, would you please mumble a little more distinctly. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4085 I seem to be the only contestant for this year's Musical Chairs To The Top 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4086 I'm so glad we had the time for this little chat, Tom. I want you to know that I've noticed your work ethic, and I'm promoting you to chair number 7. Now, how's that new baby girl doing? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4087 Mr Smith, I regret to inform you that the First Chair Violin position has been filled. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4088 Thank you for being straightforward with me. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4089 And you, in the back, must be Snow White! Welcome, all! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4090 I prefer not to get too close with my clients. Bad for business. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4091 You should have paid for Economy Plus. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4092 He thinks he has to wait in line. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4093 Waiting for the Greyhound Lines Inc board meeting to start. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4094 Now hiring number 27. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4095 We are really trying to narrow our scope of practice. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4096 Chair Man Of The Bored 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4097 As you know, it's been a very turbulent quarter, Carl. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4098 when does the music start? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4099 Dang .... I should have come dressed as an empty seat. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4100 It was in our 2nd meeting when I discovered the new boss was a bit of a passive-aggressive. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4101 .....and now applicants in seats 5 through 7. Please come forward. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4102 Preferred seating is reserved for our best customers. Would you like to increase your order? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4103 I'll have you know that I take my position as chairman very seriously. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4104 We are prepared to make an offer for you camouflage formula. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4105 Be patient; I'll get rid of them quickly 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4106 "The music hasn't stopped Mr's Johnston"! 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4107 Don't worry, I don't bite. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4108 We need to review our savesies policy. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4109 Your sales call is very important to us... 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4110 This course is entitled 'The Center in American Politics'. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4111 Wuh? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4112 Madam! The music hasn't stopped yet. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4113 As we start our descent, please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4114 Welcome aboard, Mr. Chairman! We've already got some work lined up for you. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4115 Yes, boy, competition is stiff in this company. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4116 You keep pulling, I keep coxing. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4117 9! What do you mean, 9?! I have 38 and there's no one else here! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4118 Haven't I seen you in the back of a plane? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4119 I like to be thorough, so each applicant gets a 45 min. to an hour interview, therefore, I won't get to you today. (Come back tomorrow.) 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4120 Well, it was cheaper than stadium seating. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4121 I'm sorry, the psychairitrist clinic is across the hall. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4122 It's not too late to pay for that upgrade. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4123 I'm afraid of heights. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4124 I'm afraid I have to fire all of you! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4125 The door is now closed. Please store all carry on's under the seat in front of you. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4126 You expected stadium seating? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4127 Can you give me a moment? I think I may have forgotten my secretary's birthday. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4128 Feel free to change your seat if you have trouble hearing me. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4129 Number 8, come on down!! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4130 Next applicant, move one seat forward until further vetting! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4131 Cutbacks, Witherspoon! You'll need to find a way to do more with less. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4132 Wait your turn! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4133 Mother, may I? Mother, may I? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4134 You just flunked the test for chairmanship. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4135 I just hope he doesn't notice that I'm not invisible. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4136 Can we have this meeting in IMAX? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4137 I knew suggesting Eastwood for a Cabinet position would come back to haunt me... 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4138 We asked you in because this year we're starting from the bottom up with our strategic alignment. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4139 ...and, if hired by Purel, it is expected that... 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4140 If he's the chairman, I guess that makes me the bored... 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4141 If you're thinking what I'm thinking, you need professional help . 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4142 You're first in line 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4143 I wonder where the people who were ahead of me disappeared to? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4144 Executive Choo-Choo is part of our Corporate Productivity-Through-Playfulness Program. Isn’t it fun? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4145 For the record, you're terminated too, Regional Assistant V.P. Sneddicker. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4146 I am sorry but we have no job openings for caboose engineers at this time. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4147 How's the view from coach? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4148 Really, Henry, the eighth chair? Maybe His Majesty would do us the favor of moving up a little? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4149 I was a game show host. Why do you ask? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4150 The caboose may now come forward. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4151 It's almost like skiing. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4152 Yes, Watkins, I would say you're on the fast track to promotion! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4153 Sir, I think I know why I'm here. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4154 It has nothing to do with your work product, but frankly, you can't spell "caboose" without "b.o.". 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4155 I'm sorry, you didn't have first class interview status. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4156 Sensing the anger of the CEO, Jerry made sure to keep his distance. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4157 Excuse me, I didn't say "Simon says." 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4158 As you can see, young man, this is a very straightforward company. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4159 Chug chug puff puff, off we go! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4160 The draining of the swamp. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4161 Should I use a mint? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4162 Mr. President, Mitt Romney is here again to interview for the position of your eighth secretary of state. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4163 Your seven brothers knew better. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4164 I know you were an airline pilot but must we always lineup like this? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4165 Currently we are only interviewing believers in the Rapture. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4166 We take vertical integration literally around here. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4167 You come here often? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4168 I didn't know we had an 8th string accounts working here but I guess you're up. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4169 As I was saying, I had been getting over a cold this past week. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4170 Tom was eighth in line for the interview, behind seven Cleveland Browns fans. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4171 Musical chairs is definitely your forte 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4172 That's right, Ms Secretary, that seat is now reserved for the Department of Education. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4173 it's ok to come closer Ms. Smithers. I've taken a breath mint and filed an EPA report 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4174 All my friends told me not to be too pushy! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4175 They always said Mr. Smith liked to keep himself distanced from the interview process. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4176 Sorry number eight, it's after five. You can be number seven tomorrow. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4177 Captain, May I? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4178 Benefits, you ask? Let's talk instead about career advancement potential. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4179 I am sorry to tell you that the firms's partner number 7 died last night.However ,you may now move up a seat. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4180 I'm looking for leaders. You failed. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4181 Which chair do you think I should buy, Jeeves? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4182 Mr. First, you are the last one. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4183 Oh, why did I file for this single file clerk position? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4184 You'll be up right after I get through Clint Eastwood's recommendations. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4185 As you know, this board has had a long line of chairs. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4186 So since I won musical chairs... Do I get the job? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4187 It feels less weird on the eighth night. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4188 I don't know why this selection process has taken so long. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4189 As you can see... I'm not easily impressed. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4190 I've deemed this to be an eight-degrees-of-separation kind of meeting. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4191 What, is it my hair? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4192 A chairperson with a person in chair. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4193 One so rarely gets to interview a person with a PhD in caboose. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4194 Congratulations. We will be moving you from coach to business class in the corporation. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4195 I've fallen, and I can't move up. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4196 I believe that adding more structure to our organization will help us get focused 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4197 Personally I feel we should let bygones be bygones--although others may disagree. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
4198 I am promoting you to Chairman of the Bored 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4199 You will have to wait for your tax audit Mr. Smith, there are 7 ahead of you. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4200 What do you see yourself doing in ten years? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4201 How did all these babies get the seats in front of me? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4202 I prefer the visual representation of how many seats it'll take before you get to sit in my chair. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4203 This way only one smart aleck can be seated in the back of the room. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4204 Serves me right for decreasing the bonuses of the cleaning crew this year. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4205 As you can see, this is a piramid corporation. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4206 I'm starting to think that I don't stand a ghost of a chance here. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4207 Unless we sell-out, the house seats are released fifteen minutes before your appointment. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4208 And as a reminder, this is a nonsmoking interview. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4209 Now that the Russian-speaking electors have been excused, please state your name, comrade. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4210 Around here, we don't have a " first come,first served" policy. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4211 Welcome to the Tunnel Vision class. Peripheral Vision students please sit on any chair not in sight. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4212 Okay, ready? First question... 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4213 Ms. Conyers, did you tell him we operate on a "first come-first serve" basis, and he'll have to wait his turn in line until I can get to him? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4214 So, you're here to pitch "Snow White II: Electric Boogaloo"? 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
4215 Now, since you got your name right, you can advance one chair. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4216 At 5'8", Murray never felt his tall before. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4217 Sorry, Ms Maddox, it was a test to see if you were frightened of me. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4218 Mr. Smith, why are you sitting in the caboose of my chair train? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4219 Please, restrain yourself. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4220 Mr. Jenkins you are interrupting the meeting! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4221 I can still see from here.. It's okay 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4222 The great and powerful Claus knows why you have come. Move forward! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4223 " Mr. Smith , congratulations! You have been selected for the upholstery job over all other applicants". 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4224 Do we have a seconded? Do we have a Seconder? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4225 Now don't forget, next time say Mother may I. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4226 What is it Bowman? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4227 As you can readily appreciate, we're a transportation company. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4228 Here at FlyHigh Airlines, we start all our employees out on the eighth row. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4229 We got a great price on club chairs. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4230 How about now? Can you still see me in your office? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4231 You're eighth in line of succession, so this may take awhile. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4232 Yes, little Johnny, I am pleased to tell you that a place has now opened up for you in our preschool class here in New York City. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4233 You have been downsized, pass it on. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4234 Maybe he won't notice me back here 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4235 Last man seated may approach. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4236 You may take three chairs forward." "Mother, may I?" "No, you may not. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4237 Good, and now the Indians are coming! Put the wagons in a circle! 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
4238 The interviewer must be a far-sighted judge of character. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4239 The board of directors accused me of theatrics. To that I say: Cut! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4240 We have strict hierarchical standards. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4241 I'm going to drain the swamp, but not that far back. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4242 Have you always been the backseat driver? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4243 I can't see you 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4244 The solo musical chair hurdle event will commence on the count of three. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4245 Good, now as long as you don't make a pentagram with them, you got the job. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4246 Mexican lunch before the meeting made the choice of where to sit a no-brainer! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4247 'Seventy-eight? Serving number seventy-eight.' 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4248 so how long have you suffered from this condition MR.Higgins? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4249 The remedial class on business-travel etiquette will begin when the other students arrive. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4250 You would be a dotted line report. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4251 I should have signed up for TSA pre-check. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4252 Seats in the mezzanine were already taken, sir. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4253 I can't see why I'm not being chosen for the job. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4254 Am I supposed to move up or stay here....? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4255 It's your breath, Gary. But what's up? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4256 I think the boss is gonna see right through the candidates in front of me. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4257 United States entering into new era of Russian efficiency. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4258 I believe the others don't want America great again, Mr. President. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4259 Richard III? Are you ready for your interview? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4260 This is the last time I fly coach. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4261 I forgot my hearing aid today so you're going to have to speak VERY LOUDLY. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4262 OK, so who did you vote for? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4263 I'm sorry, I haven't called your number yet 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4264 So you've demonstrated that you can work in Excel. Now let's see your live-action PowerPoint presentation. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4265 In this company, you can move up several chairs, man. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4266 You may be taking the 'get the right people on the bus' metaphor too literally. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4267 This week, at the Waiting-in-Lines Enthusiasts meeting... 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4268 Just don't ask. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4269 I paid to get on early with my luggage. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4270 I excel at listening to the little man in a disciplined yet relaxed atmosphere 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4271 There's nothing for the eighth Day. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4272 It didn't matter that she was seated in the 8th row; she could still smell his farts. 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
4273 I wonder if my odds improve if I take a number. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4274 I wouldn't say it's my greatest strength, but I could get them out of here. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4275 Congratulations Smith...You're my new chairman. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4276 LSD microdosing allowed me to see the full potential of my office space. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4277 This your first independent study, Zimmerman? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4278 At the back...I don't like the look of you 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4279 Looking out for number eight. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4280 Where you are sitting is and indication of your standing Mr. Brown. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4281 So when do we make the blanket fort? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4282 maybe he feels better if he thinks he a lot of appplicants 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4283 That's not how musical chairs is supposed to work. Sad! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4284 Ok, you’ve convinced me. I need six more arm chairs. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4285 Qualified in an Unqualified World: a Presidential Story 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4286 Yes we are an equal opportunity employer my dear,why do you ask ? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4287 You'll be next, after I interview the chairs. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4288 You must be the chairman committee 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4289 Then again, sometimes the shortest distance isn't a straight line. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4290 Please, take a seat! 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
4291 Hey you back there....these front seats too smelly for you? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4292 Now serving #143 ... 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4293 It would be a fairly uninfluencial Cabinet appointment. But great! Really Great! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4294 Your train of thought derailed between the "Little Engine That Could" and the station. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4295 If the septuplets are buckled up, we can takeoff just a soon as you stow that bag in the overhead bins for a $25 dollar fee. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4296 Hi, Ho, Seven Dwarfs! Snow White sent a lawyer to finalize your adoption! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4297 ok Earl, cue the music! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4298 . . . and you should also come to work for us because we've done away with the usual corporate ladder. As you can see, even as a junior executive you'd been on the same level as me, the CEO! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4299 Somehow I feel optimistic! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4300 Your turn. Is your hat red or black? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4301 As a high school thespian, I was lauded for my ability to play to the back of the row. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4302 Well, All the OTHERS purchased upgrades. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4303 How do you feel about dating your boss? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4304 I'm sorry Mrs. McGillicutty, Mr. Trump is only seeing the first seven candidates for Secretary of State. You're dismissed. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4305 Can you hear me? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4306 Josh, have you ever seen "The Apprentice"? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4307 Can I get you anything? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4308 Last not not least, anyone who feels "ignored" in any way please raise your hand so I can see it. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4309 I feel there are too many chairs between us. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4310 Sorry son, this was the test: if you want to sit at the desk; you walk to the desk. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4311 So, insignificant person, they tell me you intend to break the chair ceiling. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4312 Since there are no chairs out in the parking lot, I will assume you are an Episcopalian. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4313 Hey, you back there. I don't think you're qualified to be on our invisible employee team. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4314 If you move fast, you can move up one chair when you hear "Pop goes the weasel." 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4315 I don't like your casual habit of sitting back 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4316 I understand your complaint, but that needs to be taken up with the chairman of the board. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4317 Should've splurged for business class. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4318 The rest of the executive team should be here shortly 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4319 " Don't try to hide from being called on." submitted by Neil L. Sachs Monmouth Junction, NJ 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4320 We still have to play by the rules. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4321 In accordance with the terms of the will you get the whole enchilada since nobody else bothered to attend the reading. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4322 The ship metaphor is starting to make sense now. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4323 Have a seat. I'll be with you in a metaphor 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4324 I run Madison Square Garden. How *else* would you expect me to configure my office seats? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4325 You heard me; I value my imaginary suppliers more than I value you. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4326 You may well ask about the empty chairs. Have you ever heard of Mickey Rooney, Artie Shaw, or Tommy Manville? 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
4327 Mother, may I move seven seats forward? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4328 I have fond memories of my first job as a flight attendant. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4329 All right, I'll see the heckler now. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4330 What? You prefer Southwest's seating plan? Hard apples, son. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4331 I had a feeling that wasn't aspirin... 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4332 Can you hear me? You're the last man sitting and that may not be for long. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4333 Expanding my office was entirely necessary. Why do you ask? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4334 We don't sit on ceremony in this company. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4335 You'll need to wait your turn, Mr. Blanchard. You were the 8th best candidate for the position. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4336 We expect more turbulence and your seat cushions are flotation devices, for what it's worth. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4337 Before we start the interview, you should know I consider this to be a first class organization. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4338 On your way up, could you please get me a coffee at the club card chair? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4339 Number 43, next! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4340 As chairman you'll take a back seat in this company 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4341 Maybe a good sales pitch will convince him I am Snow White. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4342 Store policy says that all customers must be served, regardless of whether they're here or not. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4343 Tell me which cushion conceals a dime and the CFO job is yours. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4344 You'll be flying coach until we figure out the feng shui. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4345 I don't want this to sound threatening, but in this organization if you're not moving up you're moving out. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4346 Mrs Berkowitz could not shake the feeling that her husband was distancing himself from her. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4347 Is Sleepy listening to me? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4348 To be honest, I can't tell the difference, sir. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4349 You have to earn closer contact 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4350 Just a small effort to train our people 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4351 I'm sorry, but our newspaper is looking for more than just an armchair critic. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4352 Please don't squeeze the chairmen. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4353 We brand it as an alternative to the glass ceiling 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4354 Do you think I got to where I am by just sitting around all day? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4355 That moment when you are eighth in line for the corner office and you wonder what happened to the other seven....... 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4356 Our next order of business is to entertain a motion that I commence the liberal use of deodorant. 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
4357 We need someone with 25 years of experience, but who is 30 years old 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
4358 And in this Broadway version of 'Snow White', we'll be offering union scale. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4359 The plan to flatten reporting lines has a few kinks to iron out. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4360 My pen is missing. Don't anyone move. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4361 Eighth on the workforce reduction agenda... 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4362 You don't get to jump ahead of the jailbirds. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4363 Oh sorry, I'm not having any meetings today. This is just for a sick game of musical chairs. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4364 The bus was late. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4365 Doolittle, you're the best Chairman this firm has ever had. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4366 Candidate #8, you are dismissed. I'm only interested in ghost writers for my biography. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4367 I didn't get to be Chairman, by standing around all day. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4368 It's my own little version of musical chairs. Anyone who sits wins a pink slip. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4369 I repeat, we do not validate! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4370 your fired! no, your fired! no, your fired! no, your fired! no, your fired! no, your fired! no, your fired! oh, there you are, your fired!!! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4371 Garlic and onions for lunch…Bad choice! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4372 The first seven candidates failed to meet our standards. Do you wish to apply, Mr. Smith? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4373 NEXT! Jeez. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4374 Good Lord, what did you have for lunch! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4375 Mother may I? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4376 First one here, but not very motivated for this job interview. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4377 ... and your resume is impressive, Miller. To conclude, how about a rousing rendition of 'Wheels On The Bus' ... ? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4378 elected to the best seat in the house again I see 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4379 Why the object lesson? To emphasize that at this company, there's no music, no risk-taking, and more than enough chairs. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4380 But I see them and I run the place. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4381 No thank you Sir, an upgrade's not in the budget so soon after Christmas. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4382 Next airhead, please. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4383 You're a brilliant negotiator. The job is yours. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4384 This is the latest cutting edge format. The walking and standing meetings were flops. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4385 I'll be with you shortly. Would you like coffee? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4386 Your predecessor always wanted a career with the airlines. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4387 I'll give it 5 more minutes. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4388 Baxter, promotions are like first class upgrades. Without the points to get the status, you stay in coach. Any questions? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4389 who wants to look at their grades first? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4390 I didn't know you liked musical chairs. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4391 I appreciate your understanding that the FIFO concept is what we practice here. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4392 Take a number and wait until called. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4393 It's a tremendous, tremendous wait. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4394 This isn't a newly created position. We're trying to fill an empty seat in the office. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4395 Yes, they actually have all left for nirvana. What's your plan? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4396 Seven people ahead of you, Dear. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4397 I'm beginning to question my strategy of always sitting in the back of the room at meetings. 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
4398 I thought the ad said invincible sales person not invisible sales person 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4399 So much for the silent majority? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4400 Me either. I don't know a single soul who voted for Trump. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4401 You in the caboose move up to the engine. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4402 Something clever. Something clever. Something clever. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4403 I will be with you after I talk to the people in front of you. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4404 You mean this ISN'T the DMV line? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4405 So you want to become this company's first chairwoman? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4406 Because you ARE business class, Tompkins! You ARE business class! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4407 I asked for the 'bottom line.' 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4408 Oh no! The Godot Furniture rep is back! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4409 Like a good Catholic, Margaret always took a seat in the back. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4410 You're applying for chairman of the bored? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4411 If I move to the front seat I might appear overqualified. If I stay put I might seem unqualified. Decisions, Decisions. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4412 We felt that the column of chairs was less distracting to the workers than when it was a row. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4413 No, I can still smell your ambition. Please move back one more seat. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4414 I wanted transparency in my business not in my employees! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4415 That's the last time I bring my own chair to an interview. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4416 Congratulations you won Simon Says ... so Simon Says you're hired. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4417 Ok, the pardoning conferences and dismissals for this are almost done. Now for yours, Mr, uh, Christie... 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4418 But many who are first will be last, and the last first" say Mark 10:31 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4419 And your résumé suggests that your favorite pastime is playing musical chairs? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4420 The earliest game of Musical chairs 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4421 Why the apprehension? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4422 There were many vacancies in the line of succession. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4423 I understand you sell marches for musical chairs. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4424 This is not what I pictured as the Chairman's office. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4425 I demand a recount. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4426 In this company, you have to earn it. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4427 I will interview you each in order with my son going last. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4428 Have you called R15 yet? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4429 I don't care where people prefer to sit in your church. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4430 So what suggestions do you have for our airline occupancy rate shortage? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4431 Sir, you can move to the front chair, there are no other applicants since Trump finished the wall. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4432 You're fired! 1.1111 0.05594 63 59 1 3
4433 If you can hear me and pull an oar, then I'll put you in the bow. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4434 I'm starting to suspect that one of you isn't really a garden gnome. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4435 Your prize for winning Musical Chairs will be here soon. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4436 This next interview question is intended to determine how well or poorly you work within the chain of command. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4437 Remember, son, this company takes back seat to no one. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4438 LAST SEAT PLEASE...SO LETS ASK OURSELVES A QUESTION "IS DEODORANT RIGHT FOR YOU?" 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4439 Downsizing is depressing to me, so let's keep this brief and to the point,you are fired! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4440 I'm a germophobe. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4441 And you will not speak until you are spoken to! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4442 Excuse me, did you say something? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4443 Maybe now you can see why I'm called Chairman of the Bored. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4444 I'm sorry, but you haven't been to enough meetings to earn an EconomyPlus seating upgrade. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4445 Hello, Chairperson Saunders. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4446 A Tom Stoppard moment-the first shall be last and the last first. Or-is it the other way 'round? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4447 I'm here to see Mr. Wizard 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4448 Sorry for the delay, you'll just have to wait your turn. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4449 Yes, I am prepared to be your eighth maid a milking to celebrate this joyous holiday season. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4450 Keep up the good work, Smithers, and someday you could be chairman too. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4451 "A little ambition, Stewart - that's where you see yourself in five years? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4452 Number 8 was always lucky for him 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4453 Introduction to Assertiveness Training: How to Move Forward When You're Feeling Stuck 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4454 So, they don't call you the Chairman for nothing, heh. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4455 Now I see why all these nonentities call you the chair man 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4456 Guess I'm the caboose. So, where are we going? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4457 As son of the boss he started at the bottom of the ladder. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4458 You're a nonentity. But, I think, not my kind of nonentity. Next! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4459 No more excuses. Get out there and sell some sundials. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4460 Good morning Sam, you're lucky there's only 7 days a week for downsizing. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4461 Lesson learned: don't call it the 'Christmas' party. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4462 Sorry I sneezed. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4463 All those who believe that we are headed in the right direction may be excused. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4464 In case of crash, leave all your personal items behind and proceed to the nearest exit. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4465 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4466 I'm just not seeing anything that makes you stand out from the others. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4467 The line to success may seem useless at first, but is soon worth it. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4468 Pardon me, sir, but I tend to fart when I'm nervous, so I thought I'd put a little distance between us so as not to spoil first impressions. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4469 You're the perfect and only candidate for this job. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4470 If you were not selected today - Report back tomorrow we may need you in the civil suit. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4471 Feel free to move fwd 2 or 3 seats. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4472 I used to have twelve of them before Lean Six Sigma. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4473 I have a lunch meeting. Can you come back tomorrow? 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4474 Kate was excited for her very first interview and, as instructed, she arrived precisely on time and was properly seated at eight. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4475 Many are called,few except. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4476 You're the eighth seed, the odds are not in your favor. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4477 Our hiring process is coming apart at the Eames. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4478 I think I might be meeting with the wrong chairman. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4479 I have not forgotten you had some not so wonderful things to say about me! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4480 Why do you feel you could be an effective chairman? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4481 We'll wait - I like to berate sequentially. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4482 Quit mumbling, son... speak-up so I can't hear you. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4483 The Baskins-Robbins CEO announces, 'Now serving Number 8.' 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4484 You're lucky, son, your brothers went into politics. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4485 Joe was a little depressed when he saw the applicants they called before him. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4486 Mr. Chairman, research nailed it on the eighth try. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4487 Sorry, I just can't resist the garlic meatball lunch special. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4488 Non-linear thinkers not welcome. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4489 How about secretary of Intel briefings? 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4490 I have no confidence, I hope he doesn't see me. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4491 Welcome to our club - "moving up the ladder. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4492 The Barcalounger stops here. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4493 It was a pleasure to meet you, but we're focusing on other candidates for now. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4494 We're big on line management around here 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4495 Don't tell me you are pulled behind by gender inequality in this country. There's nothing in front of you! 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4496 Now for the bottom line. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4497 The new world order sucks! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4498 We at Creative Ideas, Inc. invite empty armchair speculation. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4499 Congratulations on your upgrade from cloud nine. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4500 We have some serious transference here. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4501 ...Dopey, Grumpy, and Mr. Martin your labor lawyer. 1.1094 0.05508 64 60 1 3
4502 I guess that makes it your problem. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4503 You in the back, please refer to me as Mr. Eastwood...the rest can call me Clint! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4504 The new CEO really keeps us at armchair's-length. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4505 Congratulations! You have certainly nailed this group interview and have proven to be a natural standout candidate for the position we need to fill. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4506 Did you remember to carry the one? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4507 I didn't know my breath smelled that bad! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4508 And the meek shall inherit the earth...And the meek shall inherit the earth...And the meek shall inherit the earth...And the meek... 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4509 Congratulations on winning corporate centipede. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4510 Hey! Down in front! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4511 I'm sitting HERE just in case I want to BOLT... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4512 Downsizing? No, I like to think about it as right sizing. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4513 The last shalt not always be first, young man. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4514 If you stopped cheating before the music stops, you'd be much closer. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4515 In an effort to ease the burden on our customers, we are pleased to announce that we are no longer charging for seats. You will only be paying for the wings, nose, fuselage, and tail. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4516 Let's just see how good your armchair political strategies are. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4517 I thought I told you to STAND at the end on the line. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4518 Cabooses have been discontinued. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4519 if these chairs only had wheels . i dont want to get up 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4520 One of you will manage my hotel; the rest will get a job in my government. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4521 Can't stand halitosis. Never could. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4522 Boss: "So Johnson, your 8th in line for the promotion". Johnson: "Yes Sir, I am moving up". 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4523 You can get up from your seat without loosing your place in line. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4524 Missed the pre-sale. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4525 NOW, I understand signing the disclamer about the trap door . 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4526 Will the next leapfrog candidate please make their way to the front? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4527 Now I know why he's the chairman. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4528 Affirmative action is losing traction. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4529 Some good old fashioned bootlicking will upgrade your seat for these meetings anytime. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4530 Keep training like this and one day you might become the chairman. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4531 I'm waiting to meet with the CEO of Six Flags. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4532 Welcome to 'Roller Coasters R Us'. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4533 Everyone not interested in this interior decorating class, please leave now. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4534 I'll be with you in a minute, Mrs. Uecker. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4535 Just a question, since retiring as a bus driver how has it effected you? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4536 I take it you're the last chairman. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4537 You have an option to pay me $50 to move up each chair. Your choice. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4538 Guess it's safe to assume there is no height requirement 1.1094 0.05508 64 60 1 3
4539 The CEO found it easier to avoid uncomfortable meetings after instituting a "no cuts, no butts, no coconuts" policy. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4540 You are NOT being mistreated. They are just short. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4541 In the unlikely event of an emergency are you willing and able to help cook the books? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4542 As you can see, I take a back row seat to no one. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4543 Inside Trump's Secretary selection process 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4544 I suspect a position in sales would not be the right fit. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4545 I shouldn't have believed them when they told me that I would get this job as I am the only applicant 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4546 If you can make it to the front, you're hired. But remember, the floor is lava. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4547 When you're in the high chair, you can make mistakes and other people will be able to fix them. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4548 Shake my hand and the job's yours. You have thirty seconds. The floor is lava. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4549 Sorry dear, I'm only talking to Platinum level now. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4550 Well? There were eight, now there is you. What is your answer to the question? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4551 I have no use for back row people. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4552 Last woman sitting. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4553 Sorry, we prefer someone who can step-up to the desk when needed 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4554 Ok, Question One... 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4555 You'll have to speak through the chairs. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4556 Your expense account has been cut. Hope you'll be okay traveling coach. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4557 Sir? I don't know what you've heard, but I only bite on very rare occasions. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4558 How about we try 180 degree feedback this time. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4559 I'm just trying to get a broader perspective on your proposal. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4560 Due to the UBER strike, you're now our Acting CEO until further notice. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4561 N.J. unveils Governor Christie "Death with Dignity" assisted suicide program! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4562 Now, everybody, please, move closer to the desk while I read the will. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4563 If you want to move up in the queue, contact Netflix. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4564 Our first step is to rebuild your confidence. So we'll start by playing musical chairs. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4565 I don't like people breathing my air. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4566 First we came for the Jew, then we came for the Socialist, then we came for the Catholic, and now, my dear, we come for you..... 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4567 Each chair represents another boss making exponentially more than the salary provided with the position you're interviewing for. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4568 I'll be with you shortly. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4569 Please buckle up and don't put your arms outside your seat. Enjoy. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4570 When I spoke of training, I literally meant training! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4571 Snow White couldn't help it .. she was just one of those gals who always put others first. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4572 Good news: In trust law, remainder interests are important. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4573 Good news, young man. When you get up to the front, you'll have earned a Junior Mint. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4574 No sir I didn't vote for trump either. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4575 I knew my application for employment at Disney World was a mistake... 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4576 It's a metaphor! Now, don't make me repeat myself again. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4577 The Apprentice season finale: Mike's seating plan finally pays off. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4578 You there, in row 8; as to your query, "O MAY I join the choir invisible?" No, you may not, Mr. Eliot. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4579 I already told you, I don't need cataracts surgery! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4580 Have a seat. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4581 Next? Get up here on the count of 7, and no touching the floor! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4582 I figure this beats using an actual ladder to demonstrate our corporate ladder. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4583 Fear not. You have nothing to lose but your seat. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4584 M'am you're going to have to remain seated in that position. You purchased our new Basic Economy fare. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4585 No sir, it's no your breath. My name starts with a "Z" 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4586 If you wanted me up front, why all the extra chairs and music? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4587 Armchairs are like opinions. Everybody has eight. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4588 My therapist suggested this 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4589 We like to maintain a cozy environment with our employees. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4590 8 bottles of beer on the wall, eight bottles of beer . . . 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4591 You and your clients need to understand that Miss White is not willing to name the father publicly unless she is forced to by your clients' unwillingness to meet her very reasonable requests. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4592 Tell me again why you think Open Seating would lead to chaos. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4593 First and last, we're FIFO accountants, Mr. Henderson, and FIFO accountants we shall remain. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4594 It's to rate how much you care what I say. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4595 You said "take a seat"; you didn't specify where. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4596 Funny he hasn't called my number yet. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4597 If you've finished, please pass your "ghost writing" exam to the person if front of you. 1.0968 0.05495 62 59 0 3
4598 Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy and Kowalski... we've got trouble at the diamond mine. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4599 So much for the seven dwarves. You're up, Smedly. What's wrong with employee morale? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4600 Can you feel the Bern now? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4601 This is what I get for pushing the company to be more politically correct by changing the name from "Chairman's Office" to "Office of the Chair." 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4602 I said take a seat, not eight a seat. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4603 Welcome aboard flight Duck Trumpet. Please sit back and relax, it's going to be a bigot, I mean bigly, flight." 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4604 We certainly admire your utmost respect for the privacy of those before you. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4605 So who's this meeting's chair? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4606 You there—at the back. I don't suppose you have a hanky? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4607 Multiple personality appointment day. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4608 You might as well go home. Himself nixed the others as too soft on waterboarding and flew off to Mar-a-Lago. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4609 If I weren't confident that I'm adding suspense to your otherwise dull day, I wouldn't do it. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4610 Most applicants burn up on re-entry. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4611 No, that seats for my G-list guys. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4612 Riding on the City of New Oreeans, Illinois Central Monday morning rail ... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4613 Now that we understand each other... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4614 What, you've never played musical org chart? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4615 Well, musical chairs seems out of the question. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4616 Garlic matter, can introduce yourself ? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4617 Layoffs were imminent at Single File Meeting Arangement Corp. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4618 I'll go out on a limb, Johnson, and predict that you'll be our eighth club chair. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4619 I was rear-ended. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4620 Stocks in musical chairs are down. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4621 Excuse me sir? Could you be any closer 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4622 fucked up how many nipples dogs have 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4623 Blitzen, are you ready? Dasher and the boys were not! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4624 It just occurred to me no. 8 as the symbol of infinity is misrepresented here. Please advance in front. You make my day. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4625 Alrightee, I'll press play again, and then we're going to add one more chair! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4626 Chairiot Race to the Top 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4627 Yes, Mr. Snodgrass, the application process for our Chairman position is indeed an arduous one. Perhaps you would rather try for CEO instead. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4628 "Sorry you got that wrong, you don't go to the head of the class or get the promotion.' 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4629 In this company, unlike in others, we value everyone's input. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4630 Ma'am, this script calls for a six-foot invisible rabbit of color with a disability - and we are committed to authentic casting. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4631 They go well with the drapes and our glass ceiling. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4632 When the next candidate comes in, fight for the closer seat. I believe in competition. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4633 The first thing you should know is that I have OCD Occupational Chair Disorder. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4634 And finally, last but not-- Oops! I'm awfully sorry, Madam. But I just realized we now have our quota of candidates for the Timekeeper position.... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4635 I need you to inspire the crew. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4636 I guess we should change the seating arrangement. Alphabetically by last name is not working. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4637 My preference was for stadium seating but this arrangement facilitates the food and beverage service. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4638 I hope 8 is my lucky number 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4639 I can't promote you just yet, but I want to give you the opportunity to show how you can handle a higher level of responsibility. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4640 Here at the Musical Chair Company, we do take the order of out appointments seriously... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4641 It's our daily double; with a chance to skip two chairs forward... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4642 Thank you for your pitch- I hear you ... the seven dwarves and the transgender Snow White may be a good bet for an Oscar 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4643 Not much of a talker, are ya. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4644 Last Train to Clarksville... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4645 Welcome to Dullcorp Human Resources, Mr. Smith. We're big on strict daily routine here… you are my only applicant for today… 4:00, right? Sorry to keep you waiting… you can now move up to the first chair and we can have a chat. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4646 To become vice president, you must be able to fly. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4647 Don't mind the seven dwarfs seated in front of you -- they're just waiting for Snow White. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4648 This is Obama all over again 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4649 Now you're moving to Canada, too? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4650 Darling sweetheart, I'll be with you in just a second! 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4651 A more sedate, white collar, middle-aged version of Crack-the-Whip. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4652 Well, Zinke, how do you like the drapes? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4653 'Thought I'd spell it out for you." 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4654 Seven people had to pee at the same time? This interview will take forever! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4655 You have to arrive early to get the back row. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4656 As you can see I'm well-qualified to serve as the chairman of the company. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4657 Alright, the dwarves are all locked down contractually. Now, what is it going to take to get Ms. White to commit so we can green light this project? Top billing maybe? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4658 How can you sit there and tell me you're a confident Chairperson. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4659 And for how long have you believed yourself to be the real Blixen? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4660 Waiting for Mr Goodbar!!! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4661 Dear Leader Kim-Jong...I'm the last in the long line of Sungs; did all the rest loose-big by playing musical chairs? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4662 Remember, "there's no I in team". But there is meat. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4663 Come closer. I don't bite....hard ;-) 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4664 It's obvious; we're taking this to the nth degree. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4665 ...And as we say in the movie business, here's the feature. You're fired. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4666 As soon as appoint the rest of my staff we can start. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4667 I think we need to be a flatter organization, there is too much distance between the ranks. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4668 hey bro 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4669 That's right, we've decided an actual performance would enhance your annual review. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4670 Just wait for the Chairman to do his thing. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4671 At least I'm sitting in row one! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4672 I am holding 7 interviews and keeping an open mind before I make my selection. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4673 this line is longer than the dmv 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4674 The new Chairman takes his job a little too seriously. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4675 The man with the plan takes his seat. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4676 "This is the easiest game of "musical chairs" I have ever played! 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4677 Based on results so far, are you comfortable to present your recommendation? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4678 In the office of the Chairman ... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4679 As the head of the office decor department, I must say your work leaves a bit to be desired. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4680 As you may have heard, we've embarked on a program of "right-sizing" our company... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4681 Sorry, your seat choice indicates an unacceptable level of halitosis tolerance. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4682 Explain your tunnel vision for this company. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4683 Figure 8 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4684 Besides working for the airline, do you have any other employment credentials we can discuss? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4685 The Pope is not the only one who requires an audience. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4686 I heard this place offered secure positions. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4687 NEXT! You poor bastard. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4688 And as my resume says, I like to lead from the front... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4689 You, at the end, this is NOT an audition for mental midgets. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4690 Bad breath? Who's got bad breath? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4691 Suddenly, he liked his chances at 'Interview day at the Tallest Dwarf company" 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4692 Well Wilson, Having seen your CV, the board has decided to make you "chairman" because you always take the "long view"! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4693 Row well and live. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4694 I've been accused of having tunnel vision by previous members who disagreed with my decisions. Poppycock! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4695 It's holiday season: be of good chair! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4696 M.Night Shyamalan conducting interviews for the upcoming "Sixth Sense" sequel. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4697 Will you accept the mission Double H 7 or do I need to skip to Double O? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4698 Sorry sir, I'll be with you in just one moment. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4699 Don't worry, you've got this position all wrapped up. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4700 Still on the gravy train, eh? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4701 How to never lose a game of musical chairs. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4702 I've heard of "no-show jobs," but "no-show job interviews," well that's a first! 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4703 I'll make this easy for you: tell me something I don't want to hear. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4704 Note to self: If he says 3, 2, 1, hang on for dear life. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4705 Mrs. Elizabeth Zoro. Mrs Zoro please. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4706 I am sorry sir, I had to bring my children with me to the interview. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4707 You scoot forward, then me and we do that until you're fired. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4708 Think of me as The Chief Justice and you as The Apprentice. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4709 This new role really gives you a seat at the table. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4710 As you can see, there are a lot of good men ahead of you. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4711 Are you sure? Because with a front row seat you're allowed to touch the desk. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4712 Please notice the exit to the right of row five if anyone else needs to bail out at this time. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4713 All joking aside. As our new "chairman", what do you feel you can you bring to the "table" ? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4714 I believe you enjoy my lectures but you can't stand my Halitosis. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4715 I can do this all day 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4716 Sit up up up up up up up straight, please. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4717 We have one final interview question for anyone who works at Fairy Tale Lane...which office chair has the pea under the seat? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4718 "You're on a chair, not a conveyor belt". 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4719 Honey, a few more interviews then I can duck out for lunch. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4720 Make no mistake about it, kids are here to replace us. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4721 All chairs lead to chairman. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4722 People describe my management style as, "Wes Anderson." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4723 Thanks for your patience and sorry for the long wait, but we have been understaffed today due bad weather. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4724 Yes, you are still sitting in Business Class. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4725 Let me warn you, working for me is quite the roller-coaster ride. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4726 So, tell me why you want to be a passenger. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4727 The others are late, and I promise I will be unforgiving. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4728 I just had garlic for lunch. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4729 Young Donald Trump thought "I will never be out in this position again." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4730 My call to arms, chairs, did not include men. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4731 It's a fifo, not a lifo, darn it. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4732 I column as I seat 'em, so you are either early or late. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4733 Is this really necessary? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4734 Our opposing visions for the company are just a matter of perspective. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4735 We'll start in just a few moments. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4736 Henry, if you keep working this hard you'll move up one chair in less than two years. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4737 Well, the seven applicants before you weren't hired. Who did you vote for? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4738 Sir, I think I can say with confidence the answer is yes. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4739 Welcome to Duck Dynasty. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4740 Let's do this! 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4741 I understand you have some concerns with our new seating status policy? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4742 I think that we'll unseat you as Chairperson of the committee! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4743 Let's skip the usual chit chat. What is your biggest flaw? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4744 I'll see you now, number 5. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4745 How do you do control-alt-delete? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4746 Would you like to upgrade your tontine to business class? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4747 When we told you not to pass Go, it seems like you took it literally, eh? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4748 Your training begins today. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4749 Damn HR is attempting to remove hiring bias again. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4750 I started where you are, but with hard work, rose to Chairman of the company! 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4751 All morning Mary had waited patiently while the other seven candidates were interviewed. Now it was her turn. So instead she went to the ladies room. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4752 So who is your eight dwarf, and why did he bring a briefcase? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4753 Next interviewee, a Mr bob eucker? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4754 In this lodge you have to work you way up through the chairs just like all those before you. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4755 Dare I say the truth? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4756 How's the weather like back there? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4757 We don't hire the shy. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4758 As Chairman, I insist you stow your bag beneath your seat before we resume boarding! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4759 I would say my greatest strength is that I'm a go-getter. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4760 Malcolm regrets his decision not to upgrade his seat. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4761 Please fasten your seat belts as we are on final approach to the Twilight Zone! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4762 Our new cleaning service came highly recommended from Amtrak. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4763 Tim, before you start in our corporate office, you must get your hands dirty by working the mines with the seven seated in front of you. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4764 This is NOT how you play musical chairs boss. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4765 I said, 'We're a meritocracy!' 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4766 Good things come to those in chair eight. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4767 1/21/17: As the first Congressional Science Class ends: "Senator, please try harder to learn today's lesson--before leaving write 'The Earth is flat' 50 times--and write neatly." 1.0952 0.05409 63 60 0 3
4768 "But sir, to be honest there were far more qualified candidates than me" - White Privilege 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4769 I'd say your chances of moving up are excellent, Jensen, provided you do well on the chair-raising portions of the interview. Ready? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4770 Thank you for accommodating my narrowsightedness, the others should be here shortly. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4771 You're next in line to chair. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4772 How do you expect to fly a plane if you don't know how to play airplane? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4773 Did you get a number from my executive assistant? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4774 If there's any questions, please wait your turn at the mic. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4775 Clint Eastwood hires an intern. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4776 Honestly, I had no idea what your position on climate change was. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4777 As everyone here knows, dissenters won't have to worry about moving into a higher tax bracket. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4778 It seemed to Bob that the HR guy was biased toward the seven dwarfs. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4779 Please note the xit door to your right. Peanuts will be served shortly. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4780 Your turn after these ghosts of Christmases past. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4781 Straight talk’s not for everyone, sir. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4782 Now if you just squint really hard you'll see that buying my remaining Blockbuster shares actually offers huge upside 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4783 Raymond relishes last place in the early bird line. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4784 High leg kick. Jan 20th. DC. You're hired. 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
4785 Jim's boss' OCD made one-on-one meetings feel distant. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4786 After winning the company's musical chairs, Sam is disqualified for cheating. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4787 Don't worry, everyone around here can offer business advice. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4788 I was a cabboseman on my last job 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4789 Economy-Plus is a ripoff. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4790 I'm testing self-driving chair prototypes. Unfortunately seven of them attempted to jump out the window.. Well, yours is my last hope. Ready? 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
4791 I hope 8 is my lucky number 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4792 Next stop Grand Central Station 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4793 As a finalist for this position, I want you to know, we don't discriminate against those who have hair. 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
4794 I thought it was fitting to make sure our furnishings were in order. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4795 Its a VERY Charitable position which I've put you in... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4796 How the heck did those darn seven dwarfs get interviews before I did? One of them may be Happy, but I’m not. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4797 For each correctly answered trivia question about my childhood pet you may advance one seat. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4798 A few more years and you'll be the head chairman 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4799 Last woman sitting. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4800 To be politically correct, we no longer have chairmen or chairwomen. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4801 "Unemployment has never looked better." ~ New Mexico 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4802 Yes Donald, this should clear up any conflicts of interests. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4803 I'm your wingman Sir. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4804 bring your own couch day interviews 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4805 Apologies for the glass ceiling. It's in the shop, but I admire your determination, Gorsky. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4806 Eternity 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4807 I really hope I get the job, all of these candidates seem so qualified. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4808 Thank you for coming. I had sauerkraut for lunch. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4809 My plan for musical chairs ran into a snag. 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
4810 Next in line...pppplease sssstep forward 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4811 I can't stand how corporate roller coasters have become. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4812 Each chair represents a damning corporate scandal that you'll have to sit on. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4813 You need to adjust your virtual reality headset 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4814 Too little music, or too many chairs, he thought 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4815 Sir, I can see you, and I will be taking the next parent conference now. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4816 Their ad did say the successive applicant should be committed to more than simply moving around the furniture. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4817 "And why are you passionate about obtaining a position at the very, very bottom of the totem pole? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4818 Now we invite the remaining passengers to deplane through the forward exit 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4819 You should see where Mohammad is sitting. 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
4820 Gee, I always sat in the back of the class. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4821 This is going to be a long game of musical chairs 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4822 Forgive me sir, but this is worst implementation of musical chairs I've ever seen. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4823 My chances at the 2020 DNC look promising. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4824 I'm bored of the Chair Man. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4825 The occupants of the chairs in front of you went to "DELETE". 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4826 I've always preferred theater seating/ 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4827 Hey Asshole! What are you doing sitting all the way back there? Get the Hell up front so I can see you. 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
4828 Sir, may I go home now? This desk chair is uncomfortable. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4829 It's hard just to get an interview around here. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4830 I said I wanted to make use of our face time, not FaceTime. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4831 The good news is you've been promoted again. The bad news is Human Resources is expecting you. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4832 Well, at this point I guess it is between you and me. The others have taken some kind of offense at my decorum, or my love of garlic. Humff! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4833 Good morning sir. I'm the new trainee. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4834 "Were you always the last chosen? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4835 Congratulations for winning the reverse musical chairs. Now you get a demotion. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4836 All a-board room. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4837 Apparently this guy is a fan of Eight is Enough. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4838 Thanks for coming. Sorry for the setup; makes it easier for the trap door. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4839 I knew I should have splurged on the intimate firing. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4840 If your performance reviews are above average the next few years, I might move you up a seat. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4841 I wonder why I'm the only one left, is he ugly or something? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4842 The DMV 3.0 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4843 I called Uber to bring me up. Let's see... looks like they'll be here in three minutes. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4844 We are currently looking to hire someone with great interpersonal and communication skills 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4845 So you want to be chairman? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4846 You'll never work your way up to chairman, you lazy boy! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4847 Thank you, Ms. White, for representing the seven founding fathers of Heigh-Ho Diamond Mines. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4848 Snow White dwarf number 1 please step forward...... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4849 Well first let us discuss this company's policy on punctuality. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4850 Person in last chair NO chance going downhill fast SO SAD 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
4851 Son, to advance in this company you have to go through the chairs. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4852 Didn't I tell you the first would be last?r 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4853 The first seven are hired. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4854 Due to so many staffers taking off for the holidays, we are not going to adhere to the "reserve" seat rule. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4855 We allow only the best humans to enter dog heaven. 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
4856 Today's business...taking empty suit one step further. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4857 Mr. Bond, you've earned advancement. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4858 Welcome to our chairline whoever you are back there. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4859 My management style tends to be a laissez faire approach... 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4860 We didn't think the blood stains enhanced the decor. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4861 "Ex-queue-se me ma,am! Now serving the 8th armchair! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4862 No, you can't take cuts! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4863 For the last time, Winston - there is no Iditarod sabbatical. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4864 surviving the tail end of this roller roaster year may just earn you a promotion. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4865 They must have run out of velvet rope. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4866 I guess, you've been voted Chairman of the Board. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4867 I should have listened to Mary and upgraded to customer service plus. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4868 The previews are my favorite part. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4869 Remember, don't sit down until the music stops. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4870 Well Frank you were our last pick but winner of the Office Chair Electoral College! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4871 I'll speak to the second person in line. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4872 It' going to be a while. Unless of course, you have AB positive blood! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4873 Sir, we have an long line of qualified candidates for your cabinet openings. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4874 It's better news, Mrs. Jones. You actually have an eighth share of the company. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4875 No doubt about it sir, your promotion policy is ironic! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4876 Your job? Never let my ego take a backseat. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4877 Maybe next time, Johnson, you'll spring for the fast pass. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4878 Oh, great. For my college interview, I get the Musical Chair. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4879 We're slashing the budget, Edgar, so all seats are economy. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4880 You will start out where I did - in the boathouse. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4881 My children say I don't relax enough. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4882 I'm glad I got here early but I wish I would have gotten one of those beeper things too. This is very awkward. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4883 There are a few hurdles to climb over to connect with my boss. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4884 NEPOTISM !! Bah Humbug. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4885 Do to budget cuts, we had to reduce seven eighths of the staff. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4886 The chair-man meets with the bored. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4887 Yes, sir, I'm one of the bank's vice-presidents--I'm in charge of pay-day loans. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4888 well, a week early is better than a minute late" 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4889 Not in cabinet yet? 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
4890 Looks like I'm next in line on Death Chair... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4891 Applicants may advance one chair every fifteen minutes whether I'm interviewing anybody or not. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4892 i hope i get upgraded!! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4893 This meeting is going to be a lot longer than I planned. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4894 I'm my husband's 8th wife. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4895 Sir, the proverb is FALL seven times..... 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4896 I COULD SWEAR THEY SAID : " 8:00 AM ...... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4897 "The name's Joe Mr. Trump, regular basis Joe". 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4898 As you can see, I'm afraid you're overqualified for a Cabinet position. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4899 Is this really how you're selecting the new Chairperson? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4900 ...And as we say in the movie business, here's the feature. You're fired. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4901 Narrow minded company, in arrears. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4902 Forget about your fantastical, theoretical possibilities. Take the long view as I have done and will always do. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4903 You're only 7th in line for the Xmas bonus 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4904 There's room for aprovement but if there's no effort put in don't be shocked when you find yourself in the same place you started. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4905 Ah, I see we have one more candidate to locate and identify the Russia connected server here at Trump Tower. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4906 We aim to be the best low-cost chairline on the planet. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4907 How was the commute in? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4908 Darn! I forgot my megaphone. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4909 and my 89% votes we wont reorganize the boardroom 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4910 Ah, the hungry piranha chair Mr Bond. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4911 Our policy states: "And the first shall be last." You can't win. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4912 There's either a Cub's game or an overcrowded men's room. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4913 When the meeting starts, Dad, you can't even see me. I'm resigning. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4914 We use the airline model here. And you, Miss Faversham, are in coach. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4915 I didn't get to become CEO of this airline by back-benching, and neither will you... 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4916 Mr. Tillerson, you were always my top choice. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4917 He was determined to keep his only son level headed. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4918 Final candidate for the Channukah imaginary character position 1.0678 0.04752 59 57 0 2
4919 Is this the flight to Employment? I was hoping for an upgrade. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4920 Might be time for a new chairman. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4921 If you can get rid of our competition behind their back as well, you're hired. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4922 Definition of Patience: Being eighth in line for the throne. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4923 I think the line is too long. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4924 Can you read my lips, you just played musical chairs and you won't be hired today. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4925 Come see me when the drink trolley passes by. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4926 For Christmas I'm replacing all of them with La-Z-Boys. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4927 Ah.....can I move up a little, Boss? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4928 Because six degrees of separation means we may know someone in common. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4929 Mom was right, i should arrive earlier for the job interview. Now i'll never get the job! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4930 When you make excuses to justify procrastinating something 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4931 Guess I should have donated to the charity he suggested 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4932 I can assure you that you are very secure, sir. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4933 I believe you're interested in working at the Parks Department? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4934 Bob: Congratulations on your promotion to Vice President, but do you realize how many Senior Vice Presidents we have? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4935 Good morning Miss... I can see you must be Presbyterian. 1.0678 0.04752 59 57 0 2
4936 You're Tito, I presume? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4937 I want you to know, I care about you. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4938 Why did my agent send me on this audition?...I knew this part was too small for me 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4939 He was the last in line in the long line of the Ottoman Empire. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4940 Just because you seem last, you never know what'll happen. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4941 It's the latest in our research on global climate control. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4942 On the eighth day even we rest, Madison. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4943 Ok - I'll take a chair away and you sit down when the lying stops. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4944 Mildred, one of them doesn't match! 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4945 Your resume' is pretty thin by comparison 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4946 Number 400,100,023 may approach the desk. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4947 He asked me to name three strengths and I had no answer. And then I woke up. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4948 One more thing, I recommend not signing the waiver for in-house counseling. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4949 My rule is that if you can leap frog all of the chairs, I will hear your proposal. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4950 I don't know about you, but I feel like we run a pretty flat organization 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4951 You must work for each promotion. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4952 My predecessor was into playing Statues. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4953 You've seen the movie "Eight Men Out", right? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4954 I've always wanted to be the Chairman. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4955 Starting Monday, all carry on items -including briefcases - must be stored in the overhead bin, at $10 per item. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4956 Wuh? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4957 Whatever's left is yours. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4958 Just pretend it's Jeopardy, and I'm Alex Trebek. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4959 Anderson, I'm thinking we need to lower the height of the "You Must Be At Least This Tall to Attend This Meeting" sign outside of the office. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4960 You are the newest of my most trusted advisers. Please be candid. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4961 This is my response to your request to "second chair" my trial. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4962 I know he's the chairman of the board, but I think he's taking his title a little too seriously. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4963 I never hire the person who sits in the last seat. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4964 I may very well have said that, but how can you be sure? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4965 Be shy. Don't come any closer. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4966 Chief Justice Roberts: "It was president Trump's idea do select a justice using a reality show format!" 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4967 Well, which one is "Well, which one IS the most comfortable?" the most comfortable? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4968 the first eight people we interviewed,we're hiring seven. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4969 There is an orderly secsession in this organization. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4970 The hedge fund guys have rationalized management. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4971 I should have downloaded the 'Don't waste your time interviewing app' 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4972 You in the back--where did everybody, and the chairs for that matter, go? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4973 I thought I was the shamash. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4974 Bueller? Party of seven? Bueller? I will give you 30 seconds before you forfeit your candidacy for this position. Truants are not welcome in the bench warmer industry! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4975 The aardvarks will be in shortly, and then we can begin. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4976 Guys, it's time for some game theory 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4977 I should have purchased the "even more speed" option 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4978 If Henry VIII had to wait why I can't I ? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4979 You will have to wait until they return fromTrump Tower. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4980 You could had paid the "Group A" premier-seating fee. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4981 Searching for the right chair representative is difficult. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4982 Sorry, decisions on office fit-out were made by the Chairs before me. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4983 Welcome. Please note the 'show don't tell' orientation method we use for new hires. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4984 I now call the " "bored" of directors" to order. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4985 Disintermediation my boy -- bringing "cutting out the middle man" to a whole new level. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4986 So, with our new self driving busses, the safest seats are in the back of the bus. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4987 Now boarding; lawyers, accountants and people from human resources. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4988 Madam, this job entails a good deal of a me first attitude.. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4989 Unfortunately for you, that's the same negative feedback I got from others. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4990 Mr. Anderson had no peripheral vision whatsoever. Bobby was a germaphobe. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4991 I bet you always sat at the back of the class. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4992 Sure, I grade on the curve but, I don't think you should worry about it. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4993 Congratulations, Jones. You've proved yourself worthy of a position here at Reliance Adult Diapers. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4994 I'm proud to say you'll find we have a very engaged corporate culture, beginning at the top. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4995 There's only one desk, but I guess we'll chair. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4996 "I'm sure you've heard the layoff rumors by now Greg. This is just a friendly chat..I don't want to start off on the wrong foot so let me put you at ease: this window is shatterproof, you'll bounce right off if you try anything. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4997 I, too, began in a loge. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
4998 I think you should go. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4999 Can you hear me? I'll be with you when I finish these resumes. The early arrivals are touring the building. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5000 Whoops, I guess I underestimated the amount of pink slips. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5001 Her thought bubble says: “Neither of us want to say it’s over….” 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5002 You'll have to wait your turn to speak. These seats are reserved exclusively for the members of the Male Privilege Club. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5003 I'm always getting picked last by Jim Klass 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5004 They don't call me the MUSICAL CHAIRman for nothing! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5005 And, finally, Mrs. Betts. Yay or nay on my golden parachute? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5006 Anyway, you are much too large for Ms. White's job description. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5007 Please don't say what I think you're going to say 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5008 you're the eighth decimal....ahhh....point....ahhh....ment ? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5009 Here, there is and I in team. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5010 Have a seat in coach. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5011 Optional Meetings. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5012 Don't you think we're taking this too literally? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5013 As Secretary of the Interior would you have any ideas for sprucing up this room? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5014 I waited for NOTHING! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5015 Spend fifty on my wife's gift, a hundred and fifty on the girlfriend's and keep ten for yourself Frank. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5016 No Mam, this isn't the gravy train. This is the Electoral College office. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5017 So you're the Chairman. Am I next? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5018 Distance from the front will not improve this 3-D experience, for you at least. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5019 I just wanted to confirm: this is your eighth divorce now, correct? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5020 We are seeking a Chairperson who can multi-task. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5021 Miss White, I'll get to you after your associates. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5022 So, when do the rest of em' show up? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5023 Remember the rules for our Secret Santa Party... all employees are randomly assigned and the identity of the gift giver is a secret. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5024 Today's in-flight movie will once again be 'Citizen Kane.' 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5025 You there, take a memo. I will call my new evaporation ray "Seven dust". Now please move up one chair. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5026 Bill's motion to amend the straight and narrow clause failed to be seconded. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5027 Protocol demands it. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5028 I think you know better than to ask for fair pay. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5029 It is a metaphor representing the number of links between me and you. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5030 Not only did he sit in the back of the room during school but during interviews. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5031 Wow, this the size of my whole house 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5032 The first kid to grow his feet to the floor gets to drop the nanny and take over the business. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5033 Anyone seated in emergency exit row seats will be requested to assist during an emergency evacuation. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5034 Your wait won't be long. You're in the empty suit line. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5035 The Bob's should be here any minute and we'll get started. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5036 Those immigrants are always stealing our jobs 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5037 Go......stop! Go..................stop! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5038 Here at Low Ball Airlines you won't be selling any of those premium window or aisle seats. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5039 Congratulations you are the new apprentice advisor. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5040 I prefer to chair the meeting from here 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5041 Let' keep the briefing short, I can't let the presidency interfere with the empire I've built. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5042 We are thinking about doing a story about you on Undercover Boss. Just act like you've never seen me. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5043 I wish I had someone to talk too 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5044 Sorry Ms. We cut off our interviews when we have seven applicants. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5045 Silence! Who are you? And what have you done with the rest of my chairmen? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5046 We only promote from within...seven rows. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5047 Applications being accepted for "Empty Suits" Positions. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5048 Employees in chairs 1 thru 7 will keep their jobs, and employees in chairs 8 and above will be laid-off immediately. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5049 Do you have any prior experience as a stewardess? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5050 Is it too late to change my vote... to Hillary? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5051 Now, it says you've supported president Bush AND president Obama in office... 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5052 What's he waiting for? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5053 Hmmm ... I wonder if I can get a refund on that pre-boarding charge ... 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5054 Will the Chairperson please come forward. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5055 Whatever women do they must do twice as well as a lazy boy to be thought half as good. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5056 I hope the wait won't be long, though I am last in the line 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5057 Do you like the App 'paper toss'? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5058 the other applicants are late! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5059 He who smelt it, dealt it. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5060 Bob was now reconsidering the potential to sell additional office furniture to this client. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5061 He must be a very important man 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5062 They said I could be the eyes, mouth, and ears for everyone 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5063 First, get a haircut. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5064 I still have a shot if one of the dwarves chokes. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5065 You in the back...I'm sorry sir but you do not have the qualifications required for a job at Napolean Inc. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5066 We're gender neutral Chairman Finster-just the Chairs. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5067 Okay, Johnson.The company Christmas party is only days away, and I won't be embarrassed like last year...From the top, let's walk through my strategy for musical chairs. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5068 Eight years, Mr. Jenson.Eight years 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5069 Enjoy our "Even More Space Seats" 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5070 Yes I get it. Thanks for demonstrating. We have nothing to lose aka Jamaican Bobsled. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5071 Nothing? Not even one weakness? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5072 Do you think he will call on me? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5073 Camoflauge is getting quite advanced nowadays... 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5074 Your visit is important to us. We're seeing people in the order that they came in. You are eighth in line. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5075 Any questions from the audience? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5076 It's about time you were n the backseat. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5077 Don't worry, I still do have a good eye for detail! 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5078 Please speak up, Sir. I can't hear you. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5079 Because I like what they have to say. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5080 It's ok if you want to be fired. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5081 Come closer! I only bite if you disagree with me. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5082 Excuse me, Yoo-hoo! In the back. Am I in the right empty chair line? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5083 Something tells me you've got real potential in caboose management 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5084 Usually the back of the row is where the boss can't see you. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5085 Darn it! I don't remember that posting stating all applicants must be invisible! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5086 And now for the part of the ghost, next? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5087 Seat nine, thrice ninth kingdom, come to the head of the carriage, please. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5088 My job is a direct application of what I learned in school. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5089 Don't wait for something to happen to you. You go and make it happen for yourself. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5090 I'll see you now but that desk doesn't guarantee you the job! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5091 Please stow your carry-on under the seat, Miss Jones. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5092 Miss Jones - cancel the order. There's a dead bloke in the eighth one. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5093 Seat forward auction, now starting at 40,000$ 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5094 Why do I always choose the caboose? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5095 Well now, the throng has gone, but m'lady lingers on. 1.0667 0.04674 60 58 0 2
5096 To learn best, one must take a step forward. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5097 This year we're taking 'training session' very literally. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5098 I guess your the only target left on sight to get fired. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5099 If you are as good at busting bureaucracy as your resume indicates, you're hired. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5100 Next! Don't all rush at once! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5101 Bob's history of orchestral failures always made others uncomfortable. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5102 Don't work for someone with overactive saliva glands. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5103 We need to talk about the chairs being ordered. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5104 Numero Ocho--Oh, show yourself to the front of the line! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5105 Great business model. Pay for the bags and the seat. Get the aircraft as a bonus. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5106 Remember to sit when the Russian national anthem stops playing, Mr. Future Secretary of State. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5107 Everyone move to the center of the hall and we'll get started. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5108 sooo... how do you feel about corduroy? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5109 The point is, young man, this is how you keep your arms well-rested for all that hand shaking and pointing. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5110 Are you the one who has a two o'clock appointment with the chairman? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5111 We will now begin de-officing by rows starting at the front of the room. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5112 First you gotta show me something before i move you to first class. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5113 I know your bluffing, who wouldn't given the set-up. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5114 I'm sorry, but this is what happens when you try budge in. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5115 I make sure that my audience's view always aligns with mine. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5116 Epic PR welcomes you to our annual shareholders' meeting. I'm delighted to see that all the way in the back, Elenor, our dowdy charwoman has even joined us today. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5117 Maam, can you please clear the aisle way in the event of an emergency landing! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5118 End of line stay where you are for interview: I have the Flu! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5119 Tell the guy in the last chair, I'd hire him also - but he needs to lose his personality. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5120 They finally cut corporate's musical chairs league budget. 1.0656 0.04598 61 59 0 2
5121 No cutsies! 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5122 Don't make me take off my belt and walk over there. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5123 Gg 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5124 Why yes I do like a good Lazy boy sir. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5125 after years of hard work I could finally see the path to the big chair in the corner office opening to me. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5126 By choosing the last seat in our leadership evaluation, you have failed the chairisma test. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5127 Not what I expected. I thought it was stadium seating. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5128 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is: JOB INTERVIEW. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5129 When your boss tells you to "Take several seats, please" and means it. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5130 Yes sir, but could you elaborate on the risks. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5131 I assure you, Mrs. Brown, halitosis is not a communicable disease. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5132 Slow and steady wins the front seat , Miss. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5133 From man at front of the room: "All aboard!" Lady: "Oh I love it when he plays conductor." 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5134 Let’s say the dwarfs do a job that’s not good, or a job that they didn’t finish, or a job that was way late. We’ll deduct from their contract, absolutely. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5135 Why don't you move up -1 seats 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5136 'They budged.' 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5137 Well, THIS must be a fund place to work....... 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5138 Mr. Acosta learns where his new seat will be. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5139 Welcome to Plush Air. Interested in a upgrade? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5140 If you'll just have a seat, we'll be with you after we finish interviewing those candidates with the desired experience. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5141 I never remember the names Ikea uses. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5142 "Harry has a better chance of being King of England than you do being head of this company. He's fifth in line, and you are eighth. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5143 I now recognize the final chairman. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5144 We have just implemented a very aggressive career advancement program. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5145 This is to help me serialize my conversations. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5146 They told me that the difference between crazy and eccentric was $50,000. But I saved money by buying chairs. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5147 Empty chairs! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5148 Every new salesman flies Southwest economy ticket. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5149 Unusual fabric, it feels as though these chairs are made of glass... 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5150 O.K., Number 8, you are next. You may come on dpwn. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5151 I can't see right through you. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5152 I'm sorry, I truly am, but my hands are tied. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5153 No " No, not that one, theres no scotch gard." 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5154 Had she been African American, her gesture would have been more readily understood....... 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5155 Can we get to yes? 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5156 Jensen, how many times must I tell you that you're surplus to requirements? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5157 Well Cosgrove. The Administration has acceded to our demands. Looks like YOU won't be going to Mexico after all. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5158 I'll guess we'll have to proceed without a note taker. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5159 Next on line step up, man in the back ehem ehem. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5160 Eight is a lucky number! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5161 The floor just turned to lava. How do you respond? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5162 Thanks for taking my lack of peripheral vision into account Williams. But if it's just and I at the meeting, this seating arrangement won't be necessary. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5163 Sorry, Ms. Higgenbotham, but from where I sit, I can already tell that you are uniquely unqualified for a job here at Global Garlic. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5164 Fifteen minutes early, with time to spare. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5165 I thought we'd start with a little millennial musical chairs. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5166 Now that I have retired, I want to go over the priorities. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5167 For the sake of clarity, I was taught to address the most distant person in the room. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5168 This is how you work your way up to" Chairman" of the Board." 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5169 All of the company's previous board chairs gave an arm and a leg to work with me. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5170 I hate when I can't see my competition. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5171 Now the chorus, row, row, row,your boat. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5172 Maurice always maintained faith that one day his Junior year colloquium on Mandarin Chinese protocol would pay off. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5173 Ok, now, what would be your second choice? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5174 Just another view from the little man of the big boss. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5175 I'm afraid you are looking a bit rectilinear these days Jensen. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5176 Please, do go on about your dissatisfaction with the active chair positions. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5177 Your choice of seat makes it clear to me that you would be an ideal hire as caboose worker ....if you can hear me. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5178 Does he even see me? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5179 Your perspective could be competitive here, but it's a deep field you're looking at navigating. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5180 Quiet down back there, or I'll send you back to 9th chair! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5181 It's become a habit I always sat in the back of the bus. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5182 The bad news is that your mail-sorting skills are unlikely to suffice against Sir Thrakken, the Death Knight of Mordun. The good news is you're now a Senior Vice President. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5183 "I JUST STOPPED BY TO SEE WHAT THE LECTURE WAS ALL ABOUT. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5184 Janet's sneeze sent her soaring 60 feet backward, upsetting Mr. Peterson, and most likely costing her the promotion. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5185 By night eight, you won't even be able to see me! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5186 'Allocated seating. The others got in before me.' 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5187 It must be just "locker room" interviews. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5188 I got the idea from my favourite film, The Human Centipede, have you seen it? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5189 A ten o'clock appointment means ten o'clock sharp. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5190 You're contesting count one of the pre-nup. There will be no scion in every chair? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5191 Even though I'm not lucky number 7, I feel safer having my spot as the eighth because I know I'm fitted to what I've came to do. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5192 Having to sit in the back seat for this church secretary interview is weird, but Pastor Jones is most accustomed to preaching to people this way on Sundays. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5193 Last call for all Premium Executive appointments... 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5194 Whatever happened to Willy and Sam? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5195 Get moving, Tripp!! Musical chairs ended hours ago. The Mrs. and I have a rare orchid charity gala to attend... 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5196 "The word is 'Fired'. And guess who's dotting the 'I'? 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5197 I like to surround myself with the best people. One more question before we're done. Tell me why I'm the right guy for the job. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5198 You in the back -- I'm sorry, but you are too lucid for this position. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5199 We need immigrants to untie us 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5200 How many chairs before the king? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5201 At what time does the flight leave? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5202 The commute is simple - just hop on the product line. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5203 Since Dunkirk left, training meetings have gotten out of semantical hand. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5204 The novelty of having Spider-Man as a guide is wearing off. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5205 I'm glad I was able to get this good seat. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5206 Life. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5207 Now, Walter, what is the lesson here? Is this me chair-eighting you, or might this be a chairway to heaven? 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5208 Welcome, we'll wait a just few more moments before I discuss my findings regarding the long line of amnesia in your family. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5209 Well, you know what they say: the eighth early bird gets the worm. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5210 I don't think you're a bad fellow, Dimsdale, but I don't see you ever getting ahead in the chairlift industry. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5211 Ticket sales were low this quarter due to the price of oil. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5212 Musical chairs doesn't start until 3 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5213 Well, Davidson, MySpace codes. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5214 I always knew communication would be the key to success in this organization. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5215 I'm glad to see you like my chaise longue 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5216 Call, eighth job applicant out side door to win! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5217 Candidates, please proceed to the space available in front of you! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5218 The road to advancement in our company is straight and comfortable. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5219 Tim, sit in the last chair and try and tell me something isn't wrong here. I should have listened to that interior designer and splurged on a ten piece sectional. These chairs totally mess with the rooms Feng Shui. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5220 Mr. Carlyle, you're a good candidate, but you're too far from being employed. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5221 Thank you for your patience. The President will meet with you shortly. Please register for White House Miles for upgrade on future appointments. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5222 Stop telling new hires this a silo mentality company Leonard. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5223 The company's musical chairs is going quite well, sir. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5224 As a perspective job applicant, I ask you to comment on my new version of musical chairs. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5225 General, the taxpayers want to know where the excess money went. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5226 If you take the job, you'll be my 8th book-keeper." "Well Mr. Coreleone, could you tell me about the retirement plan?" "Believe me, that's not something you have to worry about. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5227 You didn't get the memo about the special? Buy one row, get one free. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5228 Keep your briefing brief. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5229 On the Eight Day of Christmas I get to talk to him...when will this end. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5230 Comrade, why are you not at the presidential inauguration ceremony with your KGB colleagues? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5231 Would you pass your business card up, Jones?hen I said "take a seat" I assumed..... 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5232 It helps everyone fall in line, plus the more we agree the more I hear you! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5233 We're going to be replacing our chairman, Tom. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5234 How to prove I'm better than nothing. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5235 "Red Light, Green Light", corporate-style. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5236 After years of struggling to understand his duties as comptroller, Marvin was overjoyed to begin work as chairman. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5237 So as "coach partner " do I receive snacks? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5238 You can move up a few chairs once this "conflicts of interest" fuss dies down. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5239 Come closer I only bite on fridays. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5240 They say 80% of communication is body language. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5241 I knew bringing the human prop was a bad idea. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5242 90-99 percenters? 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5243 Congrats. I got your steak knives. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5244 ?????? Y he chuz dat cher lmao ?????? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5245 We have some suggested changes to your manuscript of The Boy In The Boat. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5246 At least the chairs are comfy. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5247 I want All the directors Aboard! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5248 Astley, you're the new Chair-man. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5249 I can't stand waiting in line. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5250 Well Smith, what are your qualifications for Secretary of Tweets? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5251 Would you have preferred a row of hard chairs, instead? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5252 Now serving number eight. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5253 I knew I spelled chairity wrong on my bucket list. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5254 Looks like you're on your 8th of 9 lives, sonny. And if you'll notice the picture to your right, Bruno is hungry. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5255 Yeah, trust me, sit in the eighth chair. I'm the office wild guy. Everyone knows. Bloody hell, this is so me. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5256 i appreciate the right distance in our structured family life. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5257 I need your license, registration, and planet of origin. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5258 I'm not the chairman of the board for nothing. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5259 I assume, Kazumasa-san, you are here to pitch an American version of 'The 8th Man'. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5260 Oh, me? Just waiting to get qualified. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5261 Could you speak up sir, I can't hear you back here. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5262 Good day, sir. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5263 I'm just trying to determine if you're a serious applicant for this position, Miss Diggs. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5264 All in favor of cashing in and moving to a commune upstate, say 'aye'. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5265 Saving the best for last." "Now your assignment will be community outreach in beautiful downtown Aleppo. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5266 There are better ways to try out your new Smartphone. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5267 pudding? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5268 Waiting for something you'll never have. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5269 Blockchain was explained a bit differently to me by Wikipedia. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5270 I understand it's out there, but only something radical will straighten out this mess. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5271 Do you ever take a coffee break? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5272 Comp for diamond lung disease?! Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, it's back to work you go! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5273 When do I get a chance to move to the front of the line? 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
5274 They told me getting a job was hard, but I don't see what's so hard about it... 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5275 Hard work is the only thing that matters 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5276 Keep your head down and in a few hundred years you might be sitting in this seat. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5277 Did Corporate really mean "Straitjacket Fridays", or did they use that stupid speech-recognition software again? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5278 Any questions? Any questions at all? No? Good. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5279 I've been told that you won the contest. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5280 Where's the snack seat? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5281 Yes airheads are key members of my team. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5282 I went to college for this? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5283 Your turn. Repeat, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5284 I'm finding the company's new internet violation policy a bit binding, aren't you? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5285 Due to the impending holiday, I am covering for several departments in this job application interview process. First question, 'Do you have any allergies ?' 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5286 oh, so you were that back tow type of kid 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5287 The music may have stopped, but as you can see, the horizon is still receding. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5288 As soon as Pandora's Mid-Life Crisis channel switches to New-Job Anxiety... 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5289 It's called rocket seating, and you're at the orifice. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5290 "So the last will be first, and the first will be last." (Matthew 20:16) 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5291 Herdy, there's nothing to worry about; You're my 8th favorite candidate, so I'm sure we'll find room for you within the organization. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5292 So why do you want for Domino's" 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5293 So this is your definition of being chair-atable over the holidays. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5294 "Distant cousin's kid" don't count for much, so speak up! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5295 A pictogram in HR manuals in regards to hiring women over 40. 1.0364 0.03636 55 54 0 1
5296 you sat in the wrong chair, suggesting either a fundamental misunderstanding of the social dynamics at play here or that you're not a chill dude I want to drink with or both. you're fired. welcome to consulting bitch. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5297 This is the strategy my wife says I should always use 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5298 Realign succession or reupholster? Heavy wears the crown or Chanel. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5299 I appeal to the decision of the chair. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5300 After forty years, you'd think my designated successors would learn some patience. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5301 That is correct, Madame, I am Chairman of the Bored 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5302 Just so you know, the new Human Centipede movie is not another comic book adaptation. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5303 And how would feel about working as my rear guard? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5304 Now for the door prize drawing; do I have all the entries? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5305 Congratulations. We would like to offer you the leadership position as our newest chairman. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5306 Wait, why is this process taking so long? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5307 This company believes in comfort while you wait! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5308 It takes moxie to work your way up the corporate ladder. Do you have moxie? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5309 Something's gone 'afowl', Sullivan. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5310 Well, I've heard of someone referred to as an "empty suit"... 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5311 If you win "Red Light, Green Light, 1-2-3!" you get the promotion. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5312 2017, resume and credentials in hand for a, janitorial job ! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5313 You don't do windows? How about cabinet positions? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5314 If I knew you were coming, you could have been first. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5315 You may get up now....you've failed the employee screening. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5316 Vertically Structured Organizational Chart 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5317 This is Miserable, where are all the empty tables? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5318 Sorry, this is my morning mediation break. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5319 The job market is ghosting me. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5320 I can only tell you I was voted the floor. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5321 Now I'll explain why you DO need a sermon on effective sales techniques! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5322 Perhaps it's just a state of mind, but I can't stand to look at him. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5323 Bob hoped the employer was feeling Chairitable and offer him a job. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5324 To his dismay, he was dealing with a chair-line fracture. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5325 Uh..unlike my l..last office f..f..furniture rep, yuh..yuh better..n..not over or..or..order! Ga..ga..ga..ga..got it? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5326 I never knew my boss wanted to intimidate more than one person until now. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5327 now , you may only address me through the chairs 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5328 Observe the line! The other candidates will be parachuted in any minute now! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5329 Luckily, I was the most qualified for the job. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5330 The pay isn't grea 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5331 Eve says she was wrongly accused, so we're investigating every maternal line. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5332 Oh, for Pete's sake, Mom! I know you have a point, but I have no idea what it is. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5333 still waiting to use that algebra they taught me in high school 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5334 You're hired! Those seven interviewees who just took off wouldn't like our regimented corporate culture. 1.0364 0.03636 55 54 0 1
5335 Can you yell toward your ability to respect your superiors? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5336 First on the agenda is to change the name "We're In the Middle Politically." 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5337 A sitting assembly line with a few absent workers. 1.0364 0.03636 55 54 0 1
5338 I want to keep my employees at chair length 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5339 Unhuh, what's your handle again? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5340 You must be hear about our caboose vacancy. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5341 Be certain you have filled out the name of beneficiary! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5342 For another five-thousand, we can bump you up to Operating Thetan II. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5343 Where I come from, bringing the ghosts of your ancestors along to a job interview is cheating! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5344 You in the back with the unpresidented posture, get rid of these slouchers. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5345 Bill had to believe he had the promotion locked up. The guys ahead of him were a but of empty seats. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5346 My back pain is gone and my hands are never cold. You'll love it. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5347 You are first to be hired Matthew, 2016. 1.0364 0.03636 55 54 0 1
5348 Well, let's see what you have. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5349 Mr. Trump will see you now. The first door on the right. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5350 Cindy, please have the remaining line manager advance one chair. 1.0364 0.03636 55 54 0 1
5351 The youngest even gets hand-me-down chairs. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5352 Next! Is anyone there? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5353 Good news! X4 has only taken seven-eighths of your jobs for next year. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5354 get those chairs the fuck outta my face, b!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.0364 0.03636 55 54 0 1
5355 AHHHH good there is nothing to my competition !! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5356 This place is full of loneliness, having to be patient is one thing a person should all have. Like waiting in line like this person who is at the very back. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5357 I would like to thank you for attending this Conga Line Meeting. Shall we get started? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5358 Butting heads is pretty much the only way to get things done around here. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5359 Mr. Smith, I understand you're interested in joining our management team. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5360 This crowd has gone deathly silent. Cinderalla story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5361 Common sense always waits for a promotion. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5362 "...and why would you be a good employee at Amtrak?" At Amtrak HQ, CEO T. Rain waits for his other board members to arrive - ETA 10:45 am. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5363 Mr. I. Ron. E likes visuals at his employee's yearly appraisals. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5364 I SAID, 'CHAIR-EEE-OH GUV'NER!. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5365 We like to boars our candidates from the rear. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5366 i like the view from back here , it is relaxing 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5367 So what do you offer as our first septuplet spokespersons for ACME disposable diapers? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5368 Oh... so that's why he's the chairman... 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5369 Have a seat, please. No, back there! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5370 Hmm...today's matinee of "Mr. Hamilton" is surprisingly empty. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5371 Sometimes you must wait patiently to make it to the head of the class. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5372 My AYSO soccer coach once told me they save the best for last 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5373 I joined the ghost train, but it's not moving 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5374 It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n' roll 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5375 Well Tom, nows the time to tell me about yourself, I'm ready dad! 1.0364 0.03636 55 54 0 1
5376 Good work, but I should have asked you to sell me your pen. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5377 Maybe I won't offend this one 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5378 Let's begin our meeting on Indian-style organizational alignment. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5379 Here at "Cinama Only" we take our business literally. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5380 Dodging the column is neither encouraged nor rewarded, young man. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5381 No that's not a piglet. It's my daughter Lorraine 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5382 All other applicants were sent on errands by the witch in reception. Says her name's Gulch. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5383 I did NOT offer you a 1/8th share in the company. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5384 If you have the color red, you may advance two poaces. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5385 Jeremy can only claim the $500,000 if he answers the final interview question correctly. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5386 No wonder why he's Bored of the Chairmen. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5387 Ready...hop! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5388 Those year-end deals are too good to pass up. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5389 Well Johnson, I guess we know your lucky number: octagon your lucky shape? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5390 I'm not saying i'm it the first chair. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5391 I am sure my odds have been doubled since I took a seat and went to the back of the line. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5392 I'm quite serious about my duties as chairman. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5393 I'm really all about the little guy. So if you're not a little guy, and I mean a REALLY little guy, please take a seat at the end of the line. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5394 I'm two away from getting a freebie with my office supply store punchcard. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5395 If I say they're lined up, you don't hafta see 'em. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5396 There will be no stinger...no credit cookie. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5397 Is the chair woman ready to call the question? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5398 Sir, this isn't how you play backgammon 1.0364 0.03636 55 54 0 1
5399 It'll take more than that to become chairman. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5400 You're a little early for the conga audit this year. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5401 The seats up front are reserved for passengers paying higher fares. You may contact the gate agent about possible upgrades. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5402 We only had room for 8. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5403 There's no one in front of me... Who's he talking to or what did I sign up for? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5404 You've taken your promotion too literally Karl. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5405 The front chair, please--I don't interview in Dolby. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5406 Blame the audio and this impression on the previous seven people who failed to get this job. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5407 Rearranging these chairs is going to be like the Titanic times five... 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5408 Sorry, there is no time left for you. This appointment will be rescheduled at my earliest convenience. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5409 Can we move on now? This is not my stop. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5410 Madame, I think we will be able to move you now up to first class. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5411 Hopefully, you don't cough or sneeze before moving up the line. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5412 His credentials included a body of work unmatched by his competitors. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5413 When evaluating candidates for reupholstering, we prefer that the furniture be unoccupied. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5414 One might get the impression that this job interview could go one for a long time, but I promise, we will be back to you within ten years. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5415 And, finally, the organization has assigned you, in the rear, as Not-So-Secret Agent #1. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5416 I'm not leaving Mr. Trump!!! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5417 This company's hiring system is rigged, but I hope the Russians will help me. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5418 You're a finalist, but I'm a nihilist, so get out of here before I get the bug spray... 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5419 I didn't know that was his daughter... 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5420 Maybe I should grab some lunch, and hope he is gone by then. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5421 Sorry, we're only interviewing room décor today. Actual waiters are next week. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5422 Negotiating a raise was hard enough before I started taking advice from the internet. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5423 Emulating the Sandpeople has been crucial to our success. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5424 He once was a pilot and love to see all the passengers seated. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5425 The IRS has been on to you for months. End of the line, buddy. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5426 As the party kids come in, say they each must sit in a chair, or else the clowns won't enter. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5427 chairs 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5428 Don't jump your seat Evel Knievel is next. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5429 My hands are tied as well ,so, your move. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5430 Being in a line is done everywhere. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5431 If the 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5432 After you've finished vacuuming, remove the chair cushions and place any change which may have fallen from someone's pocket in the planter to your right. Then stand on your head for five minutes. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5433 The Hardest Button to Button- The White Stripes (just look up the music video)... 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5434 I'll have my assistant coordinate your proposed New Employee Orientation Training. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5435 She was right, it IS harder to break a glass ceiling when your arms are tied and your legs are crossed. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5436 Sir, once I'm finished with the pre-nup for Paris' new pets, we'll discuss your settlement. Now Mugsy, a minimum of 2 years is required to be entitled to your dog bed & a lifetime of greenies. However, I recommend not barking as much as Dolce. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5437 Gg 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5438 I'll be with you eventually. We have a modified Mussolini waiting policy here. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5439 This isn't McDonald's 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5440 Helen!! I said to prepare for all of the LIARS, not all the Elijahs! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5441 Take a look at this and see how there's a bunch of empty seats right in front of him and he chooses to take the last seat. You can't sit back and just wait to take a chance, if you do someone will take the seat. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5442 Hummm ....."They" told me about this guy's musical chair faddish never thought I'd have to play? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5443 Behind every good man in our company is . . . 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5444 Call the others back from the dining car, OK? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5445 I thought you'd be with the rest of your family at the reunion, Mr. Trump. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5446 I AM OKEY! IT'S JUST TYPICAL OF MY LAZINESS TO SIT OVER MY PATIENCE. OF COURSE, I'M USED NOW. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5447 I don't care what your connections are, Donald! You continue to sit there until you recognize that I am the only coxswain of this crew. I alone decide where we go and how we get there. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5448 I'm glad our plebeian-repulsion system exceeds expectations, Mr. Chief Exploitation Officer. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5449 Yes, the Mime Institute is an equal opportunity employer. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5450 I know Archimedes claimed that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, but this is ridiculous—and oh so wrong. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5451 The seventh seal was bad, but it's even quieter in the eighth seat. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5452 Forgot your Amex card? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5453 Every seat is a place to be taken and if one does not take a chance or a place, even if its the last seat, they will never know whats waiting at the end of the line. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5454 I guided by the invisible hand of the marketplace. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5455 One more loud question and I'm going to send you back to the economy class waiting area. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5456 As you can see, I am a hands-on chairman. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5457 It need not be mentioned to you, young Montgomery, but failure to offer strict adherence to our "rules of succession" clause can lead to rather dire consequences. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5458 This is the Orange Ass's version of Game of Thrones. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5459 if it the right chair,it doesnt take to long to get compfortable in it.. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5460 Ever had that dream when your boss is going to fire you but it's taking way too long? Maybe I should stop spacing out at work and pay attention to my boss, especially right now that he's yelling at me. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5461 The line to suckcess is empty and I'm still procrastinating. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5462 Sorry, we never hire anyone who isn't in front of us and in their body. Next! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5463 YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMORDIAL DESIGN OF THIS OFFICE AND WILL ATONE! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5464 This room is high-tech acoustics and sound-proof 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5465 I am happy to declare you the winner of our game of unmusical chairs. You played so well. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5466 they go to extreme lengths to not get Ebola 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5467 Sir,can I sit more further? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5468 I said... So much for the corporate gossip 'Chinese Whispers' demonstration. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5469 Excuse me sir, but why are you sitting on one of our chair members? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5470 Boardroom complaints have reached the breaking point, Chairwoman. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5471 E = mc 2 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5472 When you mentioned charity work, I envisioned something completely different! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5473 And the name of your hottest date, please? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5474 And nowww, it's your turn!! , so-o-o are you a good egg or a baad-d-d-d egg? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5475 The good news: no legal technicality bars further downsizing of CHAIRS. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5476 Young man ... you should be proud to live in a country where your name rhymes with "Star Wars"! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5477 John, my friend! I'm glad you could spare some time to come in and review with me your performance as an employee. Let me know if you can hear me just fine. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5478 He said I'm next, so I'm waiting for him to finish meeting the current guy 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5479 I told you to check your bag idiot! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5480 What can you contribute to this Narrow Casting position? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5481 Can Everyone Hear Me I The Rear Of The Room ? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5482 Yes, eight is not an odd number - its just odd to think I need eight work plans. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5483 The line of chairs is blocking the door. What a bad floor plan! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5484 Wim wam woozle! That's-a-lotta chairs-a! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5485 We like employees to know the buddingfactor they've attained. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5486 You put enough empty chairs in the Oval Office and eventually they'll recreate all the bad work of a great lobbyist. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5487 So why do you believe you're qualified to join St. Patrick's Church? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5488 Mr. Charming, your ex leaves you the mirror. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5489 Stop screaming and start sceeening. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5490 Interviewee: Can I move up a few seats? Bossman: No, you slept with my wife. You're not getting the job. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5491 I can't chair less about this conference. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5492 I can tell you're not diabetic like them. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5493 I'm here to see the chairman of the board. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5494 Some people don't have a care in the world, but I prefer having every chair in the world. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5495 When I talked to the hiring manager, my resume and skills will be obsolete! 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5496 Can I move up? No, you slept with my wife. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
5497 It's the corporate version of a human centipede. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
5498 FINALIST FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF THE APPRENTICE. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
5499 Congratulations on your promotion, I hope to see you back in five years 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
5500 You want to change the 8th Commandment? 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
5501 "The last shall be first"9 will never apply to you Melvin 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
5502 We like to put ourselves in the airlines customer's seat. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
5503 Are you first or last to be branded? 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
5504 'Eight Chairs Are Enough, To Fill Our Lives With Void.' Hey, where's Grant Goodeve when you need him? 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
5505 I hope you're not in a hurry young man, as of I really give a damn! 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5506 Billions-shmillions. Trump didn't pick me. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5507 We should sell deodorant instead of chairs. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5508 The roles and functions of a forward looking Chairman 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5509 maybe he doesn't love me anymore. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5510 You can call me Gander. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5511 I am glad you HEARD me. You all get in line, or leave. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5512 We must have the same decorator 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5513 Joke's on him. I'm still billing this time. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5514 You have patience. How about lying on a bed and hacking ? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5515 Glad it is just me. I hate chair warmers! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5516 Your hour is up; please move up one chair . . . . 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5517 So, what does the position description for the Ghost of Christmas Past? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5518 Hello, sir. I'm here representing the Lollipop Guild. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5519 Please ignore the wires leading up to the chair 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5520 Godamnit, this one sparks joy too! 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5521 We have an open door policy. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5522 Do you like my new firing line? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5523 'Sorry, Santa is not a cabinet position.' 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5524 Seat 8? Because you are a "1%-er": your salary is less than 1% of mine. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5525 Congratulations! For today only, you may upgrade your seat at a special rate of 7 percent of your monthly pay for reach level of advancement, or 40 percent for the seat nearest the desk. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5526 Yep, you're dying. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5527 If only I had a little more time to tweak my presentation. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5528 I can't advance, he must be the Devil. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5529 Interview room for mega-orchestra. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5530 Our patrons are sophisticated and do love performance art, but I think we may need a note in the programme explaining the significance of Row 4. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5531 In 20 minutes, I'll tell you that it's cancer. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5532 We're supposed to believe we’re bound to succeed. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5533 Well, I hope you have more common sense than the previous seven applicants. Good luck, you're in the loser's bracket, just like they were! 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5534 Sorry, Janice, but my hands are tied. (for the Dec 11 caption contest) 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5535 Is he the president of the United States! This such a long line just to see if got the job or not. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5536 There always seemed to be an attendance problem at the class on Hypochondria. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5537 I see you've finally agreed with my decision to replace our Reaching Out strategy with Bundling Is Better. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5538 Some heaven. In hell, at least they had an open bar. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5539 Seven facebook.com in G opportunities before ME° 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5540 These chairs are being held for interviewees for the available jobs with our firm. So you are essentially waiting in chair for a job. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5541 Labrador seems to be getting more attention than Dave! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5542 The company cherished your efforts, however, the chairman of the board position has been filled 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5543 Sitting patiently for a chance is just waistline your time, don't be be this guy. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5544 chairs 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5545 I should have paid for that upgrade. Let's hope we start on the count of eight today. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5546 I'm guessing you pledged Sigma Alpha Epsilon. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5547 Please bear with us while we re-tune our Corporate AI. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5548 Dorothy, did Trump call yet? No sir he has not called yet. Ok, well we are ready for musical chairs!! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5549 Only 4 more years until you get to move one chair closer to the boss. And they said upward mobility was stagnant (scoffs). 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5550 Dave arrives early to visualize whisper down the lane board meeting. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5551 Keep your"hands and mouth "off 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5552 Who ever said serfdom was blue collar? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5553 I know it's Day of the Dead, but aren't humans more important than ghosts? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0