Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
When I asked you to line up a meeting with the Department Chairs, this is not what I meant. |
1.9525 |
0.03016 |
779 |
295 |
226 |
258 |
1 |
Are you willing to relocate? |
1.8098 |
0.03808 |
410 |
168 |
152 |
90 |
2 |
Where do you see yourself five chairs from now? |
1.7979 |
0.04103 |
386 |
172 |
120 |
94 |
3 |
Actually, we were looking for someone a bit more aggressive. |
1.7461 |
0.04194 |
319 |
140 |
120 |
59 |
4 |
At one point I had them in a semicircle, but it gave people a sense of equality. |
1.7453 |
0.04368 |
318 |
147 |
105 |
66 |
5 |
Martin realized he was facing some fierce competition for the ghost writer position. |
1.7291 |
0.04727 |
299 |
151 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
For $25 you can upgrade to the Business Class interview. |
1.7133 |
0.04641 |
279 |
135 |
89 |
55 |
7 |
As you can see, we do things differently here at Pez. |
1.6920 |
0.04968 |
263 |
138 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
Obviously you weren't my first choice. |
1.6824 |
0.04670 |
255 |
124 |
88 |
43 |
9 |
What makes you think you were not our first choice? |
1.6811 |
0.04518 |
254 |
119 |
97 |
38 |
10 |
I'm looking for someone with whom I can work closely--but not too closely. |
1.6786 |
0.04373 |
252 |
114 |
105 |
33 |
11 |
To be honest, you weren't our first choice for this position. |
1.6786 |
0.04687 |
252 |
123 |
87 |
42 |
12 |
You weren't our first choice. |
1.6747 |
0.04806 |
249 |
125 |
80 |
44 |
13 |
Where do you see yourself sitting in five years? |
1.6721 |
0.04562 |
247 |
117 |
94 |
36 |
14 |
I'm afraid this is the end of the line for you, Jenkins. |
1.6667 |
0.04797 |
246 |
124 |
80 |
42 |
15 |
The good news is, there's room for advancement. |
1.6625 |
0.04643 |
240 |
116 |
89 |
35 |
16 |
Thank you for lining up a meeting with the department chairs. |
1.6582 |
0.05236 |
237 |
131 |
56 |
50 |
17 |
As you can see, we have plenty of advancement opportunities. |
1.6568 |
0.04518 |
236 |
111 |
95 |
30 |
18 |
So, how's the assertiveness training course going? |
1.6568 |
0.04864 |
236 |
120 |
77 |
39 |
19 |
In which chair do you see yourself sitting in five years? |
1.6550 |
0.04992 |
200 |
96 |
77 |
27 |
20 |
I have good news and bad news, Agent 008. |
1.6511 |
0.05212 |
235 |
130 |
57 |
48 |
21 |
Correct. Advance one chair. |
1.6416 |
0.04650 |
226 |
110 |
87 |
29 |
22 |
I must admit, you weren't our first choice. |
1.6330 |
0.04520 |
218 |
103 |
92 |
23 |
23 |
For an additional $75, you can upgrade your interview from economy to first class. |
1.6262 |
0.05047 |
214 |
113 |
68 |
33 |
24 |
Well, you're remotely qualified. |
1.6262 |
0.04915 |
214 |
110 |
74 |
30 |
25 |
Norm, this isn't what I meant about lining up a meeting. |
1.6262 |
0.05047 |
214 |
113 |
68 |
33 |
26 |
Where do you see yourself in seven chairs? |
1.6250 |
0.05054 |
216 |
115 |
67 |
34 |
27 |
I won't lie, you are not my first choice. |
1.6209 |
0.04975 |
211 |
110 |
71 |
30 |
28 |
I have a risky assignment for you, 008. |
1.6209 |
0.05368 |
211 |
119 |
53 |
39 |
29 |
We got rid of middle management. |
1.6190 |
0.05041 |
210 |
111 |
68 |
31 |
30 |
I'm afraid it's the end of the line for you, Mr. Jones. |
1.6154 |
0.04944 |
208 |
108 |
72 |
28 |
31 |
And you must be Mr. Zyzzik |
1.6111 |
0.05525 |
198 |
113 |
49 |
36 |
32 |
Yes, I rowed in college. How did you know? |
1.6098 |
0.05053 |
205 |
109 |
67 |
29 |
33 |
Due to some recent layoffs, you'll report directly to me. |
1.6068 |
0.05084 |
206 |
111 |
65 |
30 |
34 |
Just being careful, until the sexual harassment suits are settled. |
1.6030 |
0.05556 |
199 |
116 |
46 |
37 |
35 |
You'll be working with a team of seven ghostwriters. |
1.6030 |
0.05602 |
199 |
117 |
44 |
38 |
36 |
This is just a simulation, Mrs. Grierson. In Alaska, you'll use real dogs. |
1.6030 |
0.05275 |
199 |
110 |
58 |
31 |
37 |
Welcome to your first day of assertiveness training. |
1.6010 |
0.05441 |
198 |
113 |
51 |
34 |
38 |
Will I lose my place if I go to the restroom? |
1.5990 |
0.05369 |
197 |
111 |
54 |
32 |
39 |
My employees tell me that I am hard to reach. |
1.5969 |
0.04937 |
196 |
102 |
71 |
23 |
40 |
We need more middlemen. |
1.5969 |
0.05145 |
196 |
106 |
63 |
27 |
41 |
As you can see, there's plenty of room for advancement. |
1.5918 |
0.04835 |
196 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
42 |
Great answer, move up one chair. |
1.5907 |
0.05054 |
193 |
103 |
66 |
24 |
43 |
Unapproachable in what way? |
1.5864 |
0.05258 |
191 |
106 |
58 |
27 |
44 |
So, why do you want to work for Amtrak? |
1.5864 |
0.05463 |
191 |
110 |
50 |
31 |
45 |
As you know, you weren't my first choice for this job. |
1.5864 |
0.05463 |
191 |
110 |
50 |
31 |
46 |
Where do you see yourself five chairs from now? |
1.5842 |
0.05281 |
190 |
106 |
57 |
27 |
47 |
It's true, you're not our first choice... |
1.5820 |
0.05197 |
189 |
104 |
60 |
25 |
48 |
For fifty dollars you can upgrade to a First Class interview. |
1.5812 |
0.05210 |
191 |
106 |
59 |
26 |
49 |
It's not the typical workplace, but there's room to advance. |
1.5798 |
0.04764 |
188 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
50 |
Thank you for applying for one of our remote positions. |
1.5798 |
0.04998 |
188 |
100 |
67 |
21 |
51 |
You have room to advance here. |
1.5784 |
0.04697 |
185 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
52 |
Johnson, I really need you to be upfront with me. |
1.5784 |
0.05610 |
185 |
109 |
45 |
31 |
53 |
Now, you've probably heard I can be a bit distant... |
1.5784 |
0.05117 |
185 |
100 |
63 |
22 |
54 |
Yes, Wilkins, there is a reason you’re always the last to know. |
1.5761 |
0.05254 |
184 |
102 |
58 |
24 |
55 |
On the plus side, there's a lot of room for advancement. |
1.5738 |
0.05334 |
183 |
103 |
55 |
25 |
56 |
I think you have the potential to move forward. |
1.5738 |
0.05045 |
183 |
98 |
65 |
20 |
57 |
I may not be able to see you today. |
1.5714 |
0.05358 |
182 |
103 |
54 |
25 |
58 |
Let me ask you the same question I asked the others... |
1.5691 |
0.05714 |
181 |
109 |
41 |
31 |
59 |
Yes, this is a metaphor. |
1.5691 |
0.05325 |
181 |
102 |
55 |
24 |
60 |
Correct. Move forward one seat. |
1.5691 |
0.05267 |
181 |
101 |
57 |
23 |
61 |
Yes I was a coxswain in college, how did you know? |
1.5667 |
0.05632 |
180 |
107 |
44 |
29 |
62 |
Let me be clear son, you're eighth in line for the job and nobody else applied. |
1.5667 |
0.05632 |
180 |
107 |
44 |
29 |
63 |
Son, I feel like we've never been close. |
1.5635 |
0.05329 |
181 |
103 |
54 |
24 |
64 |
…and when did you last see your cloak of invisibility? |
1.5618 |
0.05850 |
178 |
110 |
36 |
32 |
65 |
I am sorry, I think we are looking for someone a little more assertive. |
1.5618 |
0.05515 |
178 |
104 |
48 |
26 |
66 |
There is plenty of room for advancement here. |
1.5618 |
0.05398 |
178 |
102 |
52 |
24 |
67 |
I'll be perfectly frank - you weren't my first choice. |
1.5618 |
0.05457 |
178 |
103 |
50 |
25 |
68 |
I just wish you could be more up front with me, Henderman. |
1.5618 |
0.05219 |
178 |
99 |
58 |
21 |
69 |
As you can see, there's plenty of advancement potential. |
1.5618 |
0.05280 |
178 |
100 |
56 |
22 |
70 |
Give an example of a time when you showed initiative. |
1.5618 |
0.05339 |
178 |
101 |
54 |
23 |
71 |
I can see there's a lot of room for advancement. |
1.5576 |
0.05393 |
165 |
92 |
54 |
19 |
72 |
As you probably know, Peterson, you were not my first choice for this assignment. |
1.5568 |
0.05267 |
176 |
99 |
56 |
21 |
73 |
And you're sure you don't want to pay for an upgrade before your interview? |
1.5568 |
0.05682 |
176 |
106 |
42 |
28 |
74 |
Jenkins, it's plain to me there is a lot of room for you to move up in this organization. |
1.5549 |
0.05399 |
173 |
99 |
52 |
22 |
75 |
You weren't our first choice. |
1.5549 |
0.05582 |
173 |
102 |
46 |
25 |
76 |
You are far and away the best candidate for this position. |
1.5549 |
0.05336 |
173 |
98 |
54 |
21 |
77 |
The secret to my success, my boy? Linear thinking. |
1.5549 |
0.05078 |
173 |
94 |
62 |
17 |
78 |
You're the last person I expected to see here. |
1.5549 |
0.05622 |
164 |
95 |
47 |
22 |
79 |
We're looking for someone who is farsighted. |
1.5497 |
0.04704 |
171 |
88 |
72 |
11 |
80 |
I was a coxswain at Yale. |
1.5497 |
0.05574 |
171 |
101 |
46 |
24 |
81 |
I'm here about the interior design job. |
1.5471 |
0.05411 |
170 |
98 |
51 |
21 |
82 |
So how shall we move forward? |
1.5471 |
0.05346 |
170 |
97 |
53 |
20 |
83 |
Is there anybody here I haven't fired yet? |
1.5444 |
0.05437 |
169 |
98 |
50 |
21 |
84 |
In the line to audition for the role of the "Invisible Man," Ted wasn't sure whether his chances were exceedingly high or exceedingly low." |
1.5444 |
0.06050 |
169 |
108 |
30 |
31 |
85 |
Not the best start to your assertiveness training, Wilson. |
1.5439 |
0.05577 |
171 |
102 |
45 |
24 |
86 |
Yes, I was a coxswain at Harvard. Why do you ask? |
1.5419 |
0.05510 |
155 |
88 |
50 |
17 |
87 |
You would be replacing our director of Feng Shui. |
1.5417 |
0.05779 |
168 |
103 |
39 |
26 |
88 |
Yes, it's an entry level position: but, there are many opportunities to move up. |
1.5417 |
0.05462 |
168 |
98 |
49 |
21 |
89 |
My decorator was a flight attendant. |
1.5417 |
0.05330 |
168 |
96 |
53 |
19 |
90 |
Thank you for coming Mr. Wilkens, and thanks for not disturbing the cats. |
1.5417 |
0.05901 |
168 |
105 |
35 |
28 |
91 |
Where do you see yourself in five chairs. |
1.5417 |
0.05779 |
168 |
103 |
39 |
26 |
92 |
There's a lot of room for advancement here. |
1.5417 |
0.05263 |
168 |
95 |
55 |
18 |
93 |
You will have one more try when the music starts. |
1.5417 |
0.05779 |
168 |
103 |
39 |
26 |
94 |
So, Jenkins, where do you see yourself sitting in five years or so? |
1.5389 |
0.05745 |
167 |
102 |
40 |
25 |
95 |
Yes, our company does offer opportunities to advance. Why do you ask? |
1.5389 |
0.05287 |
167 |
95 |
54 |
18 |
96 |
I assure you, there is room for advancement here. |
1.5385 |
0.05174 |
169 |
95 |
57 |
17 |
97 |
So, how about it? Want to be Secretary of State? |
1.5361 |
0.05773 |
166 |
102 |
39 |
25 |
98 |
Good news, Johnson, you're in line for a promotion. |
1.5333 |
0.05405 |
165 |
96 |
50 |
19 |
99 |
I see no obstacles to you moving up in the Company. |
1.5309 |
0.05481 |
162 |
95 |
48 |
19 |
100 |
...and the position offers room for advancement. |
1.5309 |
0.05339 |
162 |
93 |
52 |
17 |
101 |
Let there be no illusion, you are not my first choice. |
1.5309 |
0.05687 |
162 |
98 |
42 |
22 |
102 |
I am the chair man. |
1.5309 |
0.06014 |
162 |
103 |
32 |
27 |
103 |
They call me the chairman. |
1.5309 |
0.05687 |
162 |
98 |
42 |
22 |
104 |
Yes, it does indicate how much we value your opinion. |
1.5309 |
0.05410 |
162 |
94 |
50 |
18 |
105 |
Finally, to my cousin Bob: these eight chairs. |
1.5309 |
0.06014 |
162 |
103 |
32 |
27 |
106 |
You're my first choice, of course. Why do you ask? |
1.5309 |
0.05339 |
162 |
93 |
52 |
17 |
107 |
What would Rosa Parks do? |
1.5280 |
0.05715 |
161 |
98 |
41 |
22 |
108 |
Mr. Chairman, I'd be the last guy to disagree with you! |
1.5280 |
0.05646 |
161 |
97 |
43 |
21 |
109 |
Welcome to the firm. You'll find many opportunities for advancement here. |
1.5250 |
0.05811 |
160 |
99 |
38 |
23 |
110 |
Other than the restraining order, I see no other problems in hiring you. |
1.5250 |
0.05604 |
160 |
96 |
44 |
20 |
111 |
Yes, there is plenty of room for advancement here. |
1.5250 |
0.05674 |
160 |
97 |
42 |
21 |
112 |
Mr. Swenson, during your 20 years working for the railroad, did you ever work outside the caboose? |
1.5250 |
0.05811 |
160 |
99 |
38 |
23 |
113 |
So, where do you see yourself in five chairs? |
1.5250 |
0.05878 |
160 |
100 |
36 |
24 |
114 |
I'm sure you're wondering why I summoned you here, 008. |
1.5250 |
0.05534 |
160 |
95 |
46 |
19 |
115 |
Just to be clear, Bixby--you're not my first choice. |
1.5220 |
0.05632 |
159 |
96 |
43 |
20 |
116 |
You can move when the music starts. |
1.5220 |
0.05632 |
159 |
96 |
43 |
20 |
117 |
We'll let you know if a spot opens up. |
1.5220 |
0.05415 |
159 |
93 |
49 |
17 |
118 |
I have to fire one of you today |
1.5190 |
0.06005 |
158 |
101 |
32 |
25 |
119 |
I once sat in that very seat, Johnson. Look where I am now. |
1.5190 |
0.05800 |
158 |
98 |
38 |
22 |
120 |
I'll take one more question. ... You, in the back there! |
1.5190 |
0.05587 |
158 |
95 |
44 |
19 |
121 |
I see you take a back seat to nobody |
1.5190 |
0.06203 |
158 |
104 |
26 |
28 |
122 |
Rule #1: Don't appear too eager. |
1.5159 |
0.05238 |
157 |
90 |
53 |
14 |
123 |
You'll always have opportunities to move up in the company. |
1.5159 |
0.05080 |
157 |
88 |
57 |
12 |
124 |
You're apparently the only one here who knows his place. |
1.5159 |
0.05687 |
157 |
96 |
41 |
20 |
125 |
I understand you're interested in moving up. |
1.5159 |
0.05467 |
157 |
93 |
47 |
17 |
126 |
Interesting choice. |
1.5159 |
0.05238 |
157 |
90 |
53 |
14 |
127 |
There's a lot of room for advancement. |
1.5159 |
0.05238 |
157 |
90 |
53 |
14 |
128 |
You'd report directly to me. |
1.5159 |
0.05615 |
157 |
95 |
43 |
19 |
129 |
Sorry, ma'am. I'm just waiting for the male applicants to arrive. |
1.5159 |
0.06169 |
157 |
103 |
27 |
27 |
130 |
I realize there were some no-shows, Mr. Johnson, but you're still going to have to wait your turn. |
1.5128 |
0.05715 |
156 |
96 |
40 |
20 |
131 |
No Saunders, you really weren't my first choice. |
1.5098 |
0.05874 |
153 |
96 |
36 |
21 |
132 |
To be honest, you weren't our first choice for this position. |
1.5098 |
0.05573 |
153 |
92 |
44 |
17 |
133 |
As you have no doubt discovered, this is both an interview and a hearing test. |
1.5098 |
0.05650 |
153 |
93 |
42 |
18 |
134 |
I'll say right off, Ms. Zarnowski, you weren't our first choice. |
1.5098 |
0.05650 |
153 |
93 |
42 |
18 |
135 |
Are you comfortable working remotely? |
1.5097 |
0.05887 |
155 |
98 |
35 |
22 |
136 |
Those are reserved. |
1.5097 |
0.05816 |
155 |
97 |
37 |
21 |
137 |
The editor tells me you come from a long line of ghost writers. |
1.5097 |
0.05670 |
155 |
95 |
41 |
19 |
138 |
Where do you see yourself in seven chairs? |
1.5097 |
0.05520 |
155 |
93 |
45 |
17 |
139 |
I think you have quite a few opportunities to move up here. |
1.5066 |
0.05754 |
152 |
94 |
39 |
19 |
140 |
Are you willing to move closer for this position? |
1.5066 |
0.05362 |
152 |
89 |
49 |
14 |
141 |
Good answer. Move up one chair |
1.5066 |
0.05678 |
152 |
93 |
41 |
18 |
142 |
I think you'll find there's plenty of room for advancement here. |
1.5066 |
0.05522 |
152 |
91 |
45 |
16 |
143 |
As you can see, there is plenty of room for advancement at our firm. |
1.5066 |
0.05678 |
152 |
93 |
41 |
18 |
144 |
Intimacy issues if you must know. |
1.5066 |
0.05443 |
152 |
90 |
47 |
15 |
145 |
Correct! Please move forward one chair! |
1.5066 |
0.05904 |
152 |
96 |
35 |
21 |
146 |
So, where do you see yourself in five chairs? |
1.5066 |
0.05601 |
152 |
92 |
43 |
17 |
147 |
You said you had trouble picturing your place in management. Does this help? |
1.5066 |
0.05977 |
152 |
97 |
33 |
22 |
148 |
Well then you should have selected your seat online. |
1.5033 |
0.05469 |
151 |
90 |
46 |
15 |
149 |
Welcome to Caterpillar . |
1.5033 |
0.05859 |
151 |
95 |
36 |
20 |
150 |
If no one shows up for the 10:00, 10:15, 10:30, 10:45, 11:00, 11:15 or 11:30, you and I will do lunch. |
1.5033 |
0.05783 |
151 |
94 |
38 |
19 |
151 |
Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Dopey, Doc, Grumpy, Johnson: Thanks for coming in on such short notice. |
1.5033 |
0.06153 |
151 |
99 |
28 |
24 |
152 |
You'll have plenty of opportunity to move up here. |
1.5033 |
0.05469 |
151 |
90 |
46 |
15 |
153 |
Yes sir, all department chairs are present. |
1.5033 |
0.05469 |
151 |
90 |
46 |
15 |
154 |
Welcome to the Bureau of Missing Persons. |
1.5033 |
0.05934 |
151 |
96 |
34 |
21 |
155 |
Have another seat. |
1.5033 |
0.05783 |
151 |
94 |
38 |
19 |
156 |
In five years, which chair do you see yourself in? |
1.5033 |
0.05628 |
151 |
92 |
42 |
17 |
157 |
Why yes, I was the coxswain of my college rowing team! Why do you ask? |
1.5033 |
0.05783 |
151 |
94 |
38 |
19 |
158 |
Well, it looks like we're all here. |
1.5033 |
0.05706 |
151 |
93 |
40 |
18 |
159 |
I think you'll find many opportunities for promotion here. |
1.5000 |
0.05656 |
150 |
92 |
41 |
17 |
160 |
That answer was correct. Please move forward one seat. |
1.5000 |
0.05496 |
150 |
90 |
45 |
15 |
161 |
Now that your clients are here, 'The Last Will and Testament of Snow White.' |
1.5000 |
0.05656 |
150 |
92 |
41 |
17 |
162 |
I hope you understand. In this new position, you will take a back seat to everyone. |
1.5000 |
0.05576 |
150 |
91 |
43 |
16 |
163 |
A fine answer! Please advance two chairs this time. |
1.5000 |
0.05496 |
150 |
90 |
45 |
15 |
164 |
Other than vision and hearing, what are your greatest strengths? |
1.5000 |
0.05576 |
150 |
91 |
43 |
16 |
165 |
I said, "THERE'S ALL SORTS OF OPPORTUNITIES TO MOVE UP IN THIS COMPANY." |
1.5000 |
0.05576 |
150 |
91 |
43 |
16 |
166 |
Good news. You're in line for a promotion |
1.5000 |
0.05330 |
150 |
88 |
49 |
13 |
167 |
Before we begin, please make sure your briefcase is stowed directly underneath the seat in front you. |
1.5000 |
0.05576 |
150 |
91 |
43 |
16 |
168 |
I'm not going to lie to you. You're not the first person I've interviewed for this job. |
1.5000 |
0.06039 |
150 |
97 |
31 |
22 |
169 |
Okay, I'll be honest--from where I sit I don't see you moving up in this company. |
1.5000 |
0.05496 |
150 |
90 |
45 |
15 |
170 |
This may surprise you...but I'm not a people person. |
1.4966 |
0.05270 |
149 |
87 |
50 |
12 |
171 |
Correct! Move one seat forward. |
1.4966 |
0.05604 |
149 |
91 |
42 |
16 |
172 |
As you can see, we have a lot of opportunity for advancement here. |
1.4966 |
0.05604 |
149 |
91 |
42 |
16 |
173 |
You want to guess what happened to the first seven? |
1.4933 |
0.05413 |
150 |
90 |
46 |
14 |
174 |
So where do you see yourself in 7 chairs? |
1.4932 |
0.06101 |
148 |
97 |
29 |
22 |
175 |
You're hired. I see something in you that I can't see in the others. |
1.4932 |
0.05792 |
148 |
93 |
37 |
18 |
176 |
Our ideal candidate is bold, self-motivated, and farsighted. |
1.4930 |
0.05631 |
142 |
86 |
42 |
14 |
177 |
It's why they call me the Chairman, in case you were wondering. |
1.4898 |
0.06133 |
147 |
97 |
28 |
22 |
178 |
I'll be right with you, soon as I finish up with these nobodies. |
1.4898 |
0.05741 |
147 |
92 |
38 |
17 |
179 |
The Chairman? He's across the hall. I'm the Chair Man. |
1.4898 |
0.06057 |
147 |
96 |
30 |
21 |
180 |
Congratulations. I'm promoting you to Vice-Vice-Vice-Vice-Vice-Vice-Vice-Chair. |
1.4897 |
0.05632 |
145 |
89 |
41 |
15 |
181 |
We are hoping you can help. We had to fire our last interior decorator. |
1.4897 |
0.06199 |
145 |
96 |
27 |
22 |
182 |
A position may have just opened up. |
1.4897 |
0.05371 |
145 |
86 |
47 |
12 |
183 |
Oh no, I'm not selling shares. I'm selling chairs. |
1.4897 |
0.05963 |
145 |
93 |
33 |
19 |
184 |
Zymbrowski? |
1.4897 |
0.05800 |
145 |
91 |
37 |
17 |
185 |
I'm thinking that feng shui guy was a scam artist. |
1.4894 |
0.06255 |
141 |
93 |
27 |
21 |
186 |
Mitt, I am seriously considering you for Secretary of State. |
1.4863 |
0.06165 |
146 |
97 |
27 |
22 |
187 |
Thirty-seven years ago, I was where you are now. |
1.4861 |
0.05745 |
144 |
90 |
38 |
16 |
188 |
You're not my first choice. |
1.4861 |
0.05397 |
144 |
86 |
46 |
12 |
189 |
How did you get into this line of work? |
1.4861 |
0.05745 |
144 |
90 |
38 |
16 |
190 |
OK, let's hear from someone in the back of the room. |
1.4825 |
0.05688 |
143 |
89 |
39 |
15 |
191 |
You're out of line, Harris. |
1.4825 |
0.05859 |
143 |
91 |
35 |
17 |
192 |
There's a high potential for advancement in your current position. |
1.4825 |
0.05688 |
143 |
89 |
39 |
15 |
193 |
That answer is correct. You may move up 1 chair. |
1.4825 |
0.05331 |
143 |
85 |
47 |
11 |
194 |
Is anyone not here for the Invisible Man audition? |
1.4825 |
0.06025 |
143 |
93 |
31 |
19 |
195 |
As you can see, there's plenty of room to move up. |
1.4825 |
0.05774 |
143 |
90 |
37 |
16 |
196 |
You seem distant... |
1.4825 |
0.05513 |
143 |
87 |
43 |
13 |
197 |
I don't care what the feng shui book says, we're moving everything back tomorrow. |
1.4825 |
0.05688 |
143 |
89 |
39 |
15 |
198 |
I assume you and I are the only ones who did not eat from the buffet. |
1.4825 |
0.05859 |
143 |
91 |
35 |
17 |
199 |
As you might have already guessed, I am the chairperson. |
1.4809 |
0.06068 |
131 |
83 |
33 |
15 |
200 |
Sorry, Bagley. That seat is taken. |
1.4792 |
0.05911 |
144 |
93 |
33 |
18 |
201 |
Now, Eighth Vice President is still an important position |
1.4789 |
0.05166 |
142 |
83 |
50 |
9 |
202 |
I shall now read the last will and testament of Snow White. |
1.4789 |
0.05973 |
142 |
92 |
32 |
18 |
203 |
We'll get started in a minute Jack...just waiting for Ivanka, Eric, Don Jr., Melania, Jared, Tiffany and Barron. |
1.4789 |
0.06138 |
142 |
94 |
28 |
20 |
204 |
So where do you see yourself in seven chairs from now? |
1.4789 |
0.05629 |
142 |
88 |
40 |
14 |
205 |
I don’t know where people get the idea that I’m unapproachable. |
1.4789 |
0.05356 |
142 |
85 |
46 |
11 |
206 |
You're hired. I like a man who takes a back seat to no one. |
1.4789 |
0.05717 |
142 |
89 |
38 |
15 |
207 |
We're looking for a far-sighted individual to teach in our distance learning program. |
1.4789 |
0.06056 |
142 |
93 |
30 |
19 |
208 |
There's a reason I'm called the chairman. |
1.4789 |
0.05804 |
142 |
90 |
36 |
16 |
209 |
Was there a question in the back? |
1.4789 |
0.05717 |
142 |
89 |
38 |
15 |
210 |
As you can see our company offers many opportunities for advancement . |
1.4752 |
0.05475 |
141 |
86 |
43 |
12 |
211 |
I like a man who knows when to take a back seat. |
1.4752 |
0.05833 |
141 |
90 |
35 |
16 |
212 |
So, 008, let me tell you about this mission. |
1.4752 |
0.06004 |
141 |
92 |
31 |
18 |
213 |
I'd like to offer you a new position. |
1.4752 |
0.05833 |
141 |
90 |
35 |
16 |
214 |
We can offer you an upgrade if you're willing to take a later meeting. |
1.4752 |
0.05381 |
141 |
85 |
45 |
11 |
215 |
Good answer, you may move one chair forward. |
1.4718 |
0.05627 |
142 |
89 |
39 |
14 |
216 |
Tell me why we're sitting here like this, and the job is yours. |
1.4718 |
0.06297 |
142 |
97 |
23 |
22 |
217 |
So your greatest weakness is putting others before yourself? |
1.4718 |
0.05715 |
142 |
90 |
37 |
15 |
218 |
There is ample opportunity to move up in our organization. |
1.4714 |
0.05774 |
140 |
89 |
36 |
15 |
219 |
Excellent work, Simmons. You can move up one chair. But don't let this go to your head. |
1.4714 |
0.05774 |
140 |
89 |
36 |
15 |
220 |
Just screwin with you kid, come on up. |
1.4714 |
0.05950 |
140 |
91 |
32 |
17 |
221 |
Look under your chair, Perkins, there's a pink slip for you, too. |
1.4714 |
0.05774 |
140 |
89 |
36 |
15 |
222 |
The climb up the corporate ladder may be rough, but it's also quite comfy. |
1.4681 |
0.05472 |
141 |
87 |
42 |
12 |
223 |
You have two minutes to move four chairs and form three triangles. Go! |
1.4681 |
0.05564 |
141 |
88 |
40 |
13 |
224 |
Where do you see yourself three seats from now? |
1.4681 |
0.05917 |
141 |
92 |
32 |
17 |
225 |
On a scale of 1 to 8, how would you rate your aggressiveness? |
1.4681 |
0.05831 |
141 |
91 |
34 |
16 |
226 |
I'm starting the music again... you're luck's bound to change. |
1.4681 |
0.05564 |
141 |
88 |
40 |
13 |
227 |
Well Jenkins, it's time for you to move up. |
1.4681 |
0.05743 |
141 |
90 |
36 |
15 |
228 |
Let the record reflect that in attendance today are Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy, Doc, Dopey, and Marvin Feldman of the United Mineworkers Union. |
1.4681 |
0.06330 |
141 |
97 |
22 |
22 |
229 |
Questions? You in the back |
1.4676 |
0.05803 |
139 |
89 |
35 |
15 |
230 |
Looks like we've come to the end of line Jenkins |
1.4672 |
0.05584 |
137 |
85 |
40 |
12 |
231 |
It appears that we have a number of new openings. |
1.4672 |
0.05389 |
137 |
83 |
44 |
10 |
232 |
What are you waiting for? You're fired too! |
1.4672 |
0.06134 |
137 |
91 |
28 |
18 |
233 |
Are you willing to travel? |
1.4672 |
0.05288 |
137 |
82 |
46 |
9 |
234 |
Yes ... you, in the back. |
1.4672 |
0.05956 |
137 |
89 |
32 |
16 |
235 |
I'm afraid you're sitting in an exit row. |
1.4672 |
0.06221 |
137 |
92 |
26 |
19 |
236 |
I can't be within 10 feet of someone outside my tax bracket |
1.4672 |
0.05866 |
137 |
88 |
34 |
15 |
237 |
Welcome to Amtrak Headquarters. |
1.4672 |
0.05773 |
137 |
87 |
36 |
14 |
238 |
I think you can move up in this company. |
1.4672 |
0.05288 |
137 |
82 |
46 |
9 |
239 |
"Have a seat anywhere" was a test. |
1.4672 |
0.05866 |
137 |
88 |
34 |
15 |
240 |
I only called for the chairs of the departments |
1.4672 |
0.05773 |
137 |
87 |
36 |
14 |
241 |
It's a better turnout than I expected. |
1.4648 |
0.05443 |
142 |
88 |
42 |
12 |
242 |
When corporate told us to get rid of the ladder, we had to improvise. |
1.4632 |
0.05802 |
136 |
87 |
35 |
14 |
243 |
And what, may I ask, distinguishes you from the other seven applicants? |
1.4632 |
0.05414 |
136 |
83 |
43 |
10 |
244 |
But there is a lot of opportunity for advancement. |
1.4632 |
0.05612 |
136 |
85 |
39 |
12 |
245 |
I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you book your meetings through Stubhub. |
1.4632 |
0.05987 |
136 |
89 |
31 |
16 |
246 |
I once sat where you are now...I SAID I ONCE SAT WHERE YOU ARE NOW. |
1.4593 |
0.06110 |
135 |
90 |
28 |
17 |
247 |
...and I hope you are more successful on this mission than 001 through 007 have been. |
1.4593 |
0.06288 |
135 |
92 |
24 |
19 |
248 |
So, what makes you think you're next in line for the job? |
1.4593 |
0.05639 |
135 |
85 |
38 |
12 |
249 |
Mitt, believe me, I'm still seriously considering you for a Cabinet position. |
1.4593 |
0.06110 |
135 |
90 |
28 |
17 |
250 |
To be honest, you weren't my first choice for the position. |
1.4593 |
0.05832 |
135 |
87 |
34 |
14 |
251 |
Well I guess now I have no choice but to promote you |
1.4593 |
0.05639 |
135 |
85 |
38 |
12 |
252 |
Thank you for waiting. We'll let you know when there's a vacancy. |
1.4593 |
0.05337 |
135 |
82 |
44 |
9 |
253 |
I once sat where you are, and look where I am today! |
1.4593 |
0.05736 |
135 |
86 |
36 |
13 |
254 |
Next |
1.4593 |
0.06110 |
135 |
90 |
28 |
17 |
255 |
There is only one opening but your chances look good! |
1.4593 |
0.05639 |
135 |
85 |
38 |
12 |
256 |
How long have you been sitting there? |
1.4552 |
0.05765 |
134 |
86 |
35 |
13 |
257 |
This company has always thrived on its linear thinking. |
1.4552 |
0.05567 |
134 |
84 |
39 |
11 |
258 |
We're looking for someone with a little more ambition. |
1.4552 |
0.05765 |
134 |
86 |
35 |
13 |
259 |
So have long have you wanted to work at the DMV? |
1.4552 |
0.06233 |
134 |
91 |
25 |
18 |
260 |
I'll be with you soon. Your visit is important to me. |
1.4519 |
0.05828 |
135 |
88 |
33 |
14 |
261 |
Please stow your personal item under the seat in front of you. |
1.4519 |
0.05828 |
135 |
88 |
33 |
14 |
262 |
There is a back office position I think you'd be perfect for. |
1.4519 |
0.05228 |
135 |
82 |
45 |
8 |
263 |
It's an assertiveness test. You failed. |
1.4511 |
0.05891 |
133 |
87 |
32 |
14 |
264 |
And obviously there's plenty of opportunity for advancement. |
1.4511 |
0.05594 |
133 |
84 |
38 |
11 |
265 |
Where do you see yourself in three chairs? |
1.4511 |
0.05491 |
133 |
83 |
40 |
10 |
266 |
You've seemed very distant lately. |
1.4511 |
0.05794 |
133 |
86 |
34 |
13 |
267 |
I'd like to introduce you to our several Department Chairs. |
1.4504 |
0.06055 |
131 |
87 |
29 |
15 |
268 |
Well, our application did say you should apply on line. |
1.4504 |
0.05957 |
131 |
86 |
31 |
14 |
269 |
Harvard. Let me guess, competitive rowing? |
1.4504 |
0.05957 |
131 |
86 |
31 |
14 |
270 |
My staff claims I'm compulsive and distant, but I don't see it. |
1.4504 |
0.05857 |
131 |
85 |
33 |
13 |
271 |
And the opportunities for advancement are almost unlimited. |
1.4504 |
0.05857 |
131 |
85 |
33 |
13 |
272 |
The first seven have asked for a raise. Why are you here? |
1.4504 |
0.05548 |
131 |
82 |
39 |
10 |
273 |
Believe me! Nobody will ever take a back seat to you. |
1.4504 |
0.05442 |
131 |
81 |
41 |
9 |
274 |
I'm farsighted. |
1.4504 |
0.05957 |
131 |
86 |
31 |
14 |
275 |
Let me introduce you to the committee chairs. |
1.4504 |
0.06055 |
131 |
87 |
29 |
15 |
276 |
So, if I hire you, where do you see yourself sitting in five years? |
1.4504 |
0.05548 |
131 |
82 |
39 |
10 |
277 |
We'll feel a lot closer once Kevin Bacon gets here. |
1.4504 |
0.05957 |
131 |
86 |
31 |
14 |
278 |
Now would you like to pay for a meeting upgrade? |
1.4504 |
0.06151 |
131 |
88 |
27 |
16 |
279 |
It seems that you have taken a back seat to no one. |
1.4504 |
0.06055 |
131 |
87 |
29 |
15 |
280 |
The good news is, there's no one ahead of you! |
1.4504 |
0.05333 |
131 |
80 |
43 |
8 |
281 |
Tim, you a have plenty of room for advancement |
1.4504 |
0.05756 |
131 |
84 |
35 |
12 |
282 |
Welcome to your first day at Amtrak. |
1.4504 |
0.05442 |
131 |
81 |
41 |
9 |
283 |
We're looking for someone to really take the lead on this thing. |
1.4504 |
0.05957 |
131 |
86 |
31 |
14 |
284 |
Welcome, Hadley. You're the first one here for my lecture on assertiveness. |
1.4478 |
0.05662 |
134 |
86 |
36 |
12 |
285 |
Please put your bag under the seat in front of you. |
1.4478 |
0.05460 |
134 |
84 |
40 |
10 |
286 |
Congratulations! It looks like you're a finalist for Secretary of State. |
1.4478 |
0.06138 |
134 |
91 |
26 |
17 |
287 |
Our promotional track is fairly straight forward. |
1.4462 |
0.05357 |
130 |
80 |
42 |
8 |
288 |
That makes it unanimous. |
1.4462 |
0.06279 |
130 |
89 |
24 |
17 |
289 |
There's plenty of room for advancement, even during this interview. |
1.4462 |
0.05887 |
130 |
85 |
32 |
13 |
290 |
I'm not meeting you halfway. |
1.4462 |
0.05785 |
130 |
84 |
34 |
12 |
291 |
You're in line for a big promotion! |
1.4462 |
0.05681 |
130 |
83 |
36 |
11 |
292 |
Your resume says you take a back seat to no one. |
1.4462 |
0.05785 |
130 |
84 |
34 |
12 |
293 |
If you get the next question wrong you're out the door. |
1.4462 |
0.05785 |
130 |
84 |
34 |
12 |
294 |
Salary will be commensurate with position. |
1.4462 |
0.05681 |
130 |
83 |
36 |
11 |
295 |
Correct answer! You may move forward one space. |
1.4462 |
0.05575 |
130 |
82 |
38 |
10 |
296 |
I'm looking for someone that takes a back seat to no one. |
1.4462 |
0.05681 |
130 |
83 |
36 |
11 |
297 |
As you can see, there's a lot of room for advancement in our company. |
1.4462 |
0.05887 |
130 |
85 |
32 |
13 |
298 |
Having observed what happened to opinions 1-7, I no longer have an opinion. |
1.4462 |
0.05988 |
130 |
86 |
30 |
14 |
299 |
There's always room for advancement here at Lionel, Mr. Jones. |
1.4462 |
0.05575 |
130 |
82 |
38 |
10 |
300 |
Any questions about your position in the organizational hierarchy? |
1.4462 |
0.06086 |
130 |
87 |
28 |
15 |
301 |
Sir, this is not what I had in mind when you said I was in line for a promotion. |
1.4462 |
0.05575 |
130 |
82 |
38 |
10 |
302 |
Now, to get one chair closer to the job...what is the capital of Montana? |
1.4462 |
0.05467 |
130 |
81 |
40 |
9 |
303 |
You can upgrade your seat for only $35. |
1.4427 |
0.05215 |
131 |
80 |
44 |
7 |
304 |
At long last, Mr. Andrews, on your spreadsheets, do you finally understand the concept of "row" versus "column"? |
1.4419 |
0.06118 |
129 |
87 |
27 |
15 |
305 |
"First question. Have you had your flu shot? |
1.4419 |
0.05709 |
129 |
83 |
35 |
11 |
306 |
Each correct answer gains you a seat. |
1.4419 |
0.05602 |
129 |
82 |
37 |
10 |
307 |
I know interviews can be intimidating. So to clear the air, let me address what I can only imagine you are curious about. The dog in the portrait. His name is Marvin. |
1.4419 |
0.05917 |
129 |
85 |
31 |
13 |
308 |
I like the way you take a back seat to no one. |
1.4419 |
0.06409 |
129 |
90 |
21 |
18 |
309 |
My apologies. There were only seven openings. |
1.4419 |
0.05602 |
129 |
82 |
37 |
10 |
310 |
As you can see, you would be the last in a long line of department chairs. |
1.4419 |
0.05709 |
129 |
83 |
35 |
11 |
311 |
Sorry, sir, but it still looks like a toupée from back here. |
1.4419 |
0.05709 |
129 |
83 |
35 |
11 |
312 |
If you can figure out what's going on here, you've got the job. |
1.4419 |
0.06019 |
129 |
86 |
29 |
14 |
313 |
If you're a linear thinker, you'll do well here. |
1.4419 |
0.05602 |
129 |
82 |
37 |
10 |
314 |
Jones, we need to talk about your lack of initiative. |
1.4419 |
0.05917 |
129 |
85 |
31 |
13 |
315 |
YES, Miller, I AM trying to tell you something! |
1.4419 |
0.05709 |
129 |
83 |
35 |
11 |
316 |
I don't think you're being upfront with me here. |
1.4419 |
0.06019 |
129 |
86 |
29 |
14 |
317 |
OK, the 7 VP's have left, so what is it you want, mother? |
1.4375 |
0.06444 |
128 |
90 |
20 |
18 |
318 |
I meant line up the department chairs for a meeting. |
1.4375 |
0.06050 |
128 |
86 |
28 |
14 |
319 |
You took the back seat. I like that in a manager. |
1.4375 |
0.05843 |
128 |
84 |
32 |
12 |
320 |
Listen, I want to be upfront with you, you are not my first choice for the job. |
1.4375 |
0.05737 |
128 |
83 |
34 |
11 |
321 |
Number 3. Number 3? Number 4.... |
1.4375 |
0.05737 |
128 |
83 |
34 |
11 |
322 |
We're looking for people who are far-sighted. |
1.4375 |
0.05518 |
128 |
81 |
38 |
9 |
323 |
The seven dwarfs and their agent. |
1.4375 |
0.06724 |
128 |
93 |
14 |
21 |
324 |
We can't start this interview until you place your bag under the seat in front of you. |
1.4375 |
0.05629 |
128 |
82 |
36 |
10 |
325 |
Plus, the job has lots of room for advancement. |
1.4375 |
0.05518 |
128 |
81 |
38 |
9 |
326 |
...as you can see, there is room for rapid advancement within our organization. |
1.4375 |
0.05406 |
128 |
80 |
40 |
8 |
327 |
Welcome to Southwest Airlines. |
1.4375 |
0.06151 |
128 |
87 |
26 |
15 |
328 |
Turns out the magnificent 7 weren't so magnificent. |
1.4375 |
0.06250 |
128 |
88 |
24 |
16 |
329 |
Don't make the same mistake as your predecessors. |
1.4375 |
0.05843 |
128 |
84 |
32 |
12 |
330 |
In short, Draper, we feel you lack ambition. |
1.4375 |
0.05843 |
128 |
84 |
32 |
12 |
331 |
Using feng shui principles, I've managed to use space and arrangement to visually represent the disparity in our compensation packages. |
1.4375 |
0.06050 |
128 |
86 |
28 |
14 |
332 |
Please make yourself uncomfortable. |
1.4331 |
0.06284 |
127 |
88 |
23 |
16 |
333 |
Wait, let me guess. This one is too soft. |
1.4331 |
0.05872 |
127 |
84 |
31 |
12 |
334 |
Tell me why you want to work for our airline. |
1.4331 |
0.05544 |
127 |
81 |
37 |
9 |
335 |
As you can see I'm the company's largest chairholder. |
1.4331 |
0.06183 |
127 |
87 |
25 |
15 |
336 |
Sorry, but I'm looking for someone who exhibits more initiative. |
1.4331 |
0.06081 |
127 |
86 |
27 |
14 |
337 |
Now interviewing zone 3. |
1.4331 |
0.05765 |
127 |
83 |
33 |
11 |
338 |
You'll have to wait until I meet with these nobodies. |
1.4331 |
0.05655 |
127 |
82 |
35 |
10 |
339 |
Sorry, those seats are taken |
1.4331 |
0.05544 |
127 |
81 |
37 |
9 |
340 |
Do you believe in leading from behind? |
1.4331 |
0.05872 |
127 |
84 |
31 |
12 |
341 |
The corporate ladder was declared unsafe for employees. |
1.4331 |
0.05872 |
127 |
84 |
31 |
12 |
342 |
You are now free to move about the office. |
1.4331 |
0.05314 |
127 |
79 |
41 |
7 |
343 |
No, no, no, Meyerson. I said the last man standing would get the job. |
1.4331 |
0.05430 |
127 |
80 |
39 |
8 |
344 |
Thank you for coming in. This is an interview for a job with plenty of room for advancement. |
1.4286 |
0.06008 |
126 |
85 |
28 |
13 |
345 |
Oval offices are obsolete. Welcome to the linear office. |
1.4286 |
0.05570 |
126 |
81 |
36 |
9 |
346 |
So, where do you see yourself in ten years? |
1.4286 |
0.06113 |
126 |
86 |
26 |
14 |
347 |
One of you isn't being transparent with me! |
1.4286 |
0.06216 |
126 |
87 |
24 |
15 |
348 |
Would you like to upgrade to one of our preferred seats? |
1.4286 |
0.05570 |
126 |
81 |
36 |
9 |
349 |
My therapist says I have problems with intimacy |
1.4286 |
0.05454 |
126 |
80 |
38 |
8 |
350 |
Welcome to the firm ... this is as close as we'll ever get. |
1.4286 |
0.05682 |
126 |
82 |
34 |
10 |
351 |
Advancement in this company isn't as easy as it looks. |
1.4286 |
0.05902 |
126 |
84 |
30 |
12 |
352 |
I'm sensing some distance between us, Mr. Henderson. |
1.4286 |
0.06113 |
126 |
86 |
26 |
14 |
353 |
What are your qualifications for the position of Low Man on the Totem Pole |
1.4286 |
0.06317 |
126 |
88 |
22 |
16 |
354 |
Congratulations, we've decided to train you! |
1.4286 |
0.06008 |
126 |
85 |
28 |
13 |
355 |
There's room for advancement at this firm. |
1.4286 |
0.05570 |
126 |
81 |
36 |
9 |
356 |
There's plenty of opportunity to get ahead. |
1.4286 |
0.06113 |
126 |
86 |
26 |
14 |
357 |
Yes ... you, in the back. |
1.4286 |
0.05793 |
126 |
83 |
32 |
11 |
358 |
Dan, I've ranked everyone here in order of their usefulness. |
1.4274 |
0.05858 |
124 |
82 |
31 |
11 |
359 |
Yes, this company is seeking farsighted candidates. |
1.4274 |
0.05512 |
124 |
79 |
37 |
8 |
360 |
I'll give you this much - you're damn good at selling chairs! |
1.4274 |
0.06185 |
124 |
85 |
25 |
14 |
361 |
Do you understand the chain of command? |
1.4274 |
0.05392 |
124 |
78 |
39 |
7 |
362 |
No, no, no; not the Chairman. THE Chair Man. |
1.4274 |
0.06078 |
124 |
84 |
27 |
13 |
363 |
You're making it very difficult to meet you halfway. |
1.4274 |
0.05630 |
124 |
80 |
35 |
9 |
364 |
Anyone else with a comment? |
1.4274 |
0.05969 |
124 |
83 |
29 |
12 |
365 |
We're looking to fill vacancies at several levels. |
1.4274 |
0.05512 |
124 |
79 |
37 |
8 |
366 |
Where are the middlemen? |
1.4274 |
0.05269 |
124 |
77 |
41 |
6 |
367 |
You're here from the Rosa Parks Foundation? |
1.4274 |
0.06185 |
124 |
85 |
25 |
14 |
368 |
Good answer. You may move up two places. |
1.4274 |
0.05512 |
124 |
79 |
37 |
8 |
369 |
Good idea Winthorp! Move up a chair. |
1.4274 |
0.05858 |
124 |
82 |
31 |
11 |
370 |
I'd be interested in any opportunities for advancement. |
1.4274 |
0.05745 |
124 |
81 |
33 |
10 |
371 |
Quiet in the back |
1.4274 |
0.05858 |
124 |
82 |
31 |
11 |
372 |
Oh, I wouldn't worry about the turnover rate. |
1.4274 |
0.05969 |
124 |
83 |
29 |
12 |
373 |
OK, first class interviews are done, onto coach. |
1.4274 |
0.05512 |
124 |
79 |
37 |
8 |
374 |
Yes, I did once work for the railroad; why do you ask? |
1.4274 |
0.05512 |
124 |
79 |
37 |
8 |
375 |
I said I have a cold, not the plague. |
1.4274 |
0.05858 |
124 |
82 |
31 |
11 |
376 |
Nice try, Charles, but that 'Last Shall Be First' crap doesn't work here. |
1.4274 |
0.06078 |
124 |
84 |
27 |
13 |
377 |
Welcome to the airline business son. |
1.4274 |
0.06078 |
124 |
84 |
27 |
13 |
378 |
This position has plenty of room for advancement. |
1.4274 |
0.05969 |
124 |
83 |
29 |
12 |
379 |
It's time to make America wait again! |
1.4274 |
0.06290 |
124 |
86 |
23 |
15 |
380 |
Understand that you are in only the initial stage of the interview process. |
1.4274 |
0.05630 |
124 |
80 |
35 |
9 |
381 |
Don't get too comfortable. |
1.4274 |
0.06185 |
124 |
85 |
25 |
14 |
382 |
Your co-workers say that you’re hard to get close to. |
1.4274 |
0.05745 |
124 |
81 |
33 |
10 |
383 |
I prefer to maintain eight degrees of separation. |
1.4274 |
0.06185 |
124 |
85 |
25 |
14 |
384 |
When the music stopped, you should have taken the first chair. |
1.4274 |
0.06290 |
124 |
86 |
23 |
15 |
385 |
No, you weren't my first choice. |
1.4274 |
0.05745 |
124 |
81 |
33 |
10 |
386 |
I SAID, HOW CAN I MOVE UP IN THE COMPANY! |
1.4274 |
0.05969 |
124 |
83 |
29 |
12 |
387 |
As a recent college graduate, Tom's proclivity to sit in the back of the class did not translate well to his new job in sales. |
1.4274 |
0.06290 |
124 |
86 |
23 |
15 |
388 |
I'm sorry ...was there a question from the back? |
1.4240 |
0.06039 |
125 |
85 |
27 |
13 |
389 |
It's lonely at the bottom, too. |
1.4228 |
0.06218 |
123 |
85 |
24 |
14 |
390 |
I come from a long line of applicants |
1.4228 |
0.05888 |
123 |
82 |
30 |
11 |
391 |
Okay, now YOU be the engine and I'LL be the caboose. |
1.4228 |
0.06218 |
123 |
85 |
24 |
14 |
392 |
I guess you've got the job. |
1.4228 |
0.05657 |
123 |
80 |
34 |
9 |
393 |
I wanted you to get a sense of the hierarchy around here |
1.4228 |
0.05888 |
123 |
82 |
30 |
11 |
394 |
This is the end of the line for you! |
1.4228 |
0.05657 |
123 |
80 |
34 |
9 |
395 |
Are you willing to travel? |
1.4228 |
0.05657 |
123 |
80 |
34 |
9 |
396 |
In the world of corporate layoffs, Harris, you're what we call the 'designated survivor.' |
1.4228 |
0.06218 |
123 |
85 |
24 |
14 |
397 |
The wait time is 7 minutes. |
1.4228 |
0.06000 |
123 |
83 |
28 |
12 |
398 |
I assure you that you're in line for a promotion. |
1.4228 |
0.05416 |
123 |
78 |
38 |
7 |
399 |
Honestly, you're not even close to getting this job. |
1.4228 |
0.05888 |
123 |
82 |
30 |
11 |
400 |
Looks like you're in line for a promotion, Smithers. |
1.4228 |
0.05164 |
123 |
76 |
42 |
5 |
401 |
I'm here for the impersonal interview sir. |
1.4228 |
0.06000 |
123 |
83 |
28 |
12 |
402 |
Musical chairs is no fun since the cutbacks. |
1.4228 |
0.05888 |
123 |
82 |
30 |
11 |
403 |
The job of eighth vice president is more important than it looks. |
1.4228 |
0.05416 |
123 |
78 |
38 |
7 |
404 |
So, where do you see yourself in ten years? |
1.4228 |
0.05657 |
123 |
80 |
34 |
9 |
405 |
Looks like they were right when they said you'd take a back seat to no one. |
1.4228 |
0.06110 |
123 |
84 |
26 |
13 |
406 |
Our firm offers plenty of opportunity for advancement. |
1.4228 |
0.05538 |
123 |
79 |
36 |
8 |
407 |
I see you are a church goer... |
1.4228 |
0.06218 |
123 |
85 |
24 |
14 |
408 |
I take it that you bring bad news. |
1.4228 |
0.05657 |
123 |
80 |
34 |
9 |
409 |
Imagine these are deck chairs on the Titanic. Show me what you can do. |
1.4228 |
0.06000 |
123 |
83 |
28 |
12 |
410 |
Tell me where you see yourself in five years. |
1.4228 |
0.06000 |
123 |
83 |
28 |
12 |
411 |
Each correct answer will move you one chair closer to an actual job interview. |
1.4228 |
0.05291 |
123 |
77 |
40 |
6 |
412 |
Anyone else have a smart remark about the seating arrangement? |
1.4228 |
0.06110 |
123 |
84 |
26 |
13 |
413 |
Tell me why you want to work for the railroad. |
1.4228 |
0.05657 |
123 |
80 |
34 |
9 |
414 |
Help me make America straight again. |
1.4228 |
0.06324 |
123 |
86 |
22 |
15 |
415 |
I see that you take a back seat to nobody. |
1.4194 |
0.05850 |
124 |
83 |
30 |
11 |
416 |
I said, "NOW SERVING NUMBER 8." |
1.4194 |
0.06070 |
124 |
85 |
26 |
13 |
417 |
I can see you're willing to take a back seat to no one. |
1.4180 |
0.06568 |
122 |
88 |
17 |
17 |
418 |
Interesting choice. |
1.4180 |
0.05683 |
122 |
80 |
33 |
9 |
419 |
We're looking for more of a forward thinker. |
1.4180 |
0.05683 |
122 |
80 |
33 |
9 |
420 |
So tell me, where do you see yourself in 5 years? |
1.4180 |
0.06251 |
122 |
85 |
23 |
14 |
421 |
I see Marjorie explained to you this is an entry level position. |
1.4180 |
0.05440 |
122 |
78 |
37 |
7 |
422 |
I just didn't want to seem presumptuous, sir. |
1.4180 |
0.06030 |
122 |
83 |
27 |
12 |
423 |
Your predecessors wanted more transparency and they got it. |
1.4180 |
0.06142 |
122 |
84 |
25 |
13 |
424 |
In which of these do you see yourself in five years? |
1.4180 |
0.05683 |
122 |
80 |
33 |
9 |
425 |
Tell me, where do you see yourself in 5 chairs? |
1.4180 |
0.05563 |
122 |
79 |
35 |
8 |
426 |
Welcome to the Economy class interview. |
1.4180 |
0.06142 |
122 |
84 |
25 |
13 |
427 |
I wonder, Smith, why you haven't made an effort to move up ? |
1.4180 |
0.05683 |
122 |
80 |
33 |
9 |
428 |
One more wrong answer and you out, Mr. Kramer. |
1.4180 |
0.05917 |
122 |
82 |
29 |
11 |
429 |
It seems I've eliminated everyone but you again, mother. |
1.4180 |
0.06142 |
122 |
84 |
25 |
13 |
430 |
Nope. Nope. That cologne is still making me nauseous. |
1.4180 |
0.06142 |
122 |
84 |
25 |
13 |
431 |
Let's try again. Simon says: move up one chair. |
1.4180 |
0.05917 |
122 |
82 |
29 |
11 |
432 |
Tell me more about this Feng Shui. |
1.4180 |
0.05563 |
122 |
79 |
35 |
8 |
433 |
Our interior designer used to work at the DMV. |
1.4180 |
0.06030 |
122 |
83 |
27 |
12 |
434 |
As a member of the Yale crew, I learned the man in the eighth seat makes it all happen. |
1.4180 |
0.05917 |
122 |
82 |
29 |
11 |
435 |
Maybe next time you'll spring for the Interview Plus seating. |
1.4180 |
0.05801 |
122 |
81 |
31 |
10 |
436 |
This should help clarify where you sit in the organization. |
1.4180 |
0.06030 |
122 |
83 |
27 |
12 |
437 |
For a small surcharge, I'm willing to move your interview from economy to business class. |
1.4180 |
0.05683 |
122 |
80 |
33 |
9 |
438 |
I spent 23 years in the airline industry..... |
1.4180 |
0.05801 |
122 |
81 |
31 |
10 |
439 |
Give a man a chair, he relaxes for a day. Teach a man to make a chair, he relaxes for a lifetime. Present a man with eight chairs, the metaphor breaks down. |
1.4180 |
0.06251 |
122 |
85 |
23 |
14 |
440 |
Welcome to my class on self assertiveness. Any newcomers? |
1.4180 |
0.05801 |
122 |
81 |
31 |
10 |
441 |
If I like your answer you get to move up one seat. |
1.4180 |
0.05801 |
122 |
81 |
31 |
10 |
442 |
Tell me, Mr. Farnsworth, why is it you want to work for the B&O Railroad? |
1.4180 |
0.06251 |
122 |
85 |
23 |
14 |
443 |
Someday, after seven other people and I die, all this will be yours. |
1.4180 |
0.06142 |
122 |
84 |
25 |
13 |
444 |
I was the coxswain in prep school. |
1.4160 |
0.06030 |
125 |
86 |
26 |
13 |
445 |
It's a process. |
1.4160 |
0.05228 |
125 |
79 |
40 |
6 |
446 |
Who's next . . . ? |
1.4132 |
0.05710 |
121 |
80 |
32 |
9 |
447 |
Now, when you say that you won't take a back seat to anyone... |
1.4132 |
0.05946 |
121 |
82 |
28 |
11 |
448 |
Please tell me you're not applying for the leadership position. |
1.4132 |
0.06061 |
121 |
83 |
26 |
12 |
449 |
You can tell a great deal about a person by where they choose to sit. |
1.4132 |
0.05710 |
121 |
80 |
32 |
9 |
450 |
From where I sit, we're still far apart. |
1.4132 |
0.06174 |
121 |
84 |
24 |
13 |
451 |
What does it take to move up in this company? |
1.4132 |
0.05588 |
121 |
79 |
34 |
8 |
452 |
I can assure you, you take a back seat to no one. |
1.4132 |
0.05829 |
121 |
81 |
30 |
10 |
453 |
This is how far you're away from a promotion. |
1.4132 |
0.05829 |
121 |
81 |
30 |
10 |
454 |
There are several opportunities for advancement. |
1.4132 |
0.05946 |
121 |
82 |
28 |
11 |
455 |
The Donald J. Trump fan club meeting will come to order. |
1.4132 |
0.06500 |
121 |
87 |
18 |
16 |
456 |
I hope you're gaining some perspective here. |
1.4132 |
0.05588 |
121 |
79 |
34 |
8 |
457 |
Because it's the first night of Chanukah, that's why. |
1.4132 |
0.06061 |
121 |
83 |
26 |
12 |
458 |
I see you haven't advanced very far since you've been with us. |
1.4132 |
0.05588 |
121 |
79 |
34 |
8 |
459 |
Higgins! The bag goes under the seat in front of you. |
1.4132 |
0.05829 |
121 |
81 |
30 |
10 |
460 |
As you can see, I'm the chair man. |
1.4132 |
0.06174 |
121 |
84 |
24 |
13 |
461 |
I'm not only testing your patience, but your hearing and your sense of humor. |
1.4132 |
0.05710 |
121 |
80 |
32 |
9 |
462 |
Please stand when your name is called. |
1.4098 |
0.05552 |
122 |
80 |
34 |
8 |
463 |
Absolutely! You're definitely in line for that top position! |
1.4098 |
0.05552 |
122 |
80 |
34 |
8 |
464 |
Will your partners be joining us today, Mr. Blitzen? |
1.4083 |
0.06206 |
120 |
84 |
23 |
13 |
465 |
Our last office designer was a consultant for Amtrak. |
1.4083 |
0.05976 |
120 |
82 |
27 |
11 |
466 |
Don’t worry. The cutbacks are only affecting middle management. |
1.4083 |
0.05613 |
120 |
79 |
33 |
8 |
467 |
I understand you were 8th in your class at Harvard. |
1.4083 |
0.05736 |
120 |
80 |
31 |
9 |
468 |
Can you come back tomorrow, Mr. Kafka? |
1.4083 |
0.06206 |
120 |
84 |
23 |
13 |
469 |
When it came down to it, you were the eighth best man for the job. |
1.4083 |
0.05736 |
120 |
80 |
31 |
9 |
470 |
I now understand why they call you the chairman. |
1.4083 |
0.06092 |
120 |
83 |
25 |
12 |
471 |
In lieu of a raise this year we're upgrading you to Economy Plus. |
1.4083 |
0.06092 |
120 |
83 |
25 |
12 |
472 |
Congratulations on your appointment as the latest in a long line of distinguished chairmen. |
1.4083 |
0.05857 |
120 |
81 |
29 |
10 |
473 |
Ah, yes, Perkins... Forgot you were here. You were saying employee moral is quite low? |
1.4083 |
0.05857 |
120 |
81 |
29 |
10 |
474 |
Unfortunately, Bill, you've been assigned an exit seat. |
1.4071 |
0.06727 |
113 |
82 |
16 |
15 |
475 |
You may be our eighth best candidate, but at least you're punctual. |
1.4068 |
0.06046 |
118 |
81 |
26 |
11 |
476 |
I see from your resume that you graduated last in your class. |
1.4068 |
0.06396 |
118 |
84 |
20 |
14 |
477 |
Okay, let's get started, shall we? If you've got a college degree, move up one chair. |
1.4068 |
0.05676 |
118 |
78 |
32 |
8 |
478 |
I'm farsighted. |
1.4068 |
0.05925 |
118 |
80 |
28 |
10 |
479 |
I feel I should inform you that the job requires that you fly Coach.. |
1.4068 |
0.06046 |
118 |
81 |
26 |
11 |
480 |
Well, frankly, the problem is that you come from a long line of nobodies. |
1.4068 |
0.06396 |
118 |
84 |
20 |
14 |
481 |
I'll read the will as soon as your seven older brothers arrive. |
1.4068 |
0.05925 |
118 |
80 |
28 |
10 |
482 |
Did you think I wouldn't call on you if you sat in the back? |
1.4068 |
0.06165 |
118 |
82 |
24 |
12 |
483 |
So what makes you think you are uniquely qualified to be a caboose conductor? |
1.4068 |
0.06281 |
118 |
83 |
22 |
13 |
484 |
We're looking for linear thinkers. |
1.4068 |
0.05547 |
118 |
77 |
34 |
7 |
485 |
I've got several virtual applicants to see before you. |
1.4068 |
0.05547 |
118 |
77 |
34 |
7 |
486 |
Forgive me. It's the first time I've chaired a meeting... |
1.4068 |
0.06165 |
118 |
82 |
24 |
12 |
487 |
Yes, there is room for upward mobility. |
1.4068 |
0.05279 |
118 |
75 |
38 |
5 |
488 |
Sorry, the music stopped. You're now the janitor. |
1.4068 |
0.06396 |
118 |
84 |
20 |
14 |
489 |
Are you talking to me, Sir? |
1.4068 |
0.05925 |
118 |
80 |
28 |
10 |
490 |
Please take a seat wherever you feel comfortable |
1.4068 |
0.05547 |
118 |
77 |
34 |
7 |
491 |
What sets you apart from our other applicants? |
1.4068 |
0.06046 |
118 |
81 |
26 |
11 |
492 |
Why yes, we do have an organizational chart. |
1.4068 |
0.06046 |
118 |
81 |
26 |
11 |
493 |
Of course I'm insane. Is that a problem? |
1.4068 |
0.06508 |
118 |
85 |
18 |
15 |
494 |
Next we'll begin the agility portion of the interview. |
1.4068 |
0.05676 |
118 |
78 |
32 |
8 |
495 |
Okay, who is applying for the invisibility cloak patent? |
1.4068 |
0.06046 |
118 |
81 |
26 |
11 |
496 |
You're late. |
1.4068 |
0.06165 |
118 |
82 |
24 |
12 |
497 |
The secret to my success, my boy? Linear thinking. |
1.4068 |
0.06046 |
118 |
81 |
26 |
11 |
498 |
Seems to me Jenkins, you're in line for a promotion. |
1.4068 |
0.05547 |
118 |
77 |
34 |
7 |
499 |
Once a coxswain, always a coxswain. |
1.4068 |
0.05676 |
118 |
78 |
32 |
8 |
500 |
Bob, The review committee believes you're ready to move up. Congratulations! |
1.4068 |
0.05802 |
118 |
79 |
30 |
9 |
501 |
We've been experiencing long wait times. |
1.4068 |
0.05925 |
118 |
80 |
28 |
10 |
502 |
Why do you want to work for Greyhound? |
1.4068 |
0.05802 |
118 |
79 |
30 |
9 |
503 |
I'm sorry I can't see you now. |
1.4068 |
0.05676 |
118 |
78 |
32 |
8 |
504 |
We've just gone through a major reorganization. |
1.4068 |
0.05676 |
118 |
78 |
32 |
8 |
505 |
It's flu season. |
1.4050 |
0.05577 |
121 |
80 |
33 |
8 |
506 |
Of course I value you. You're next in line for seventh chair. |
1.4050 |
0.05452 |
121 |
79 |
35 |
7 |
507 |
There are many opportunities to move up in this company. |
1.4035 |
0.05807 |
114 |
76 |
30 |
8 |
508 |
Welcome to introverts anonymous. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
509 |
Great job Steve, I think we can talk about moving up a chair this year. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
510 |
The music hasn't stopped yet. |
1.4034 |
0.06238 |
119 |
84 |
22 |
13 |
511 |
Please come to the front when I call your number. |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
512 |
At this time, I'd like to offer an upgrade for a nominal fee. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
513 |
Linear thinking got me where I am today. |
1.4018 |
0.06273 |
112 |
78 |
23 |
11 |
514 |
Actually, I prefer 'chairperson.' |
1.4017 |
0.05954 |
117 |
80 |
27 |
10 |
515 |
I'm here about the interior decorating job, Sir |
1.4017 |
0.06197 |
117 |
82 |
23 |
12 |
516 |
Oh, that seat is taken, too. |
1.4017 |
0.06197 |
117 |
82 |
23 |
12 |
517 |
I'm sorry Governor Christie, only Official Food Tester is left. |
1.4017 |
0.06197 |
117 |
82 |
23 |
12 |
518 |
An exclusive look at Trump's first press briefing. |
1.4017 |
0.05702 |
117 |
78 |
31 |
8 |
519 |
I am looking for someone who can help me keep things in line around here. |
1.4017 |
0.05571 |
117 |
77 |
33 |
7 |
520 |
You're early. |
1.4017 |
0.06197 |
117 |
82 |
23 |
12 |
521 |
Please be patient, sir. The seven dwarves were here first. |
1.4017 |
0.06430 |
117 |
84 |
19 |
14 |
522 |
Would you say you are a leader or a follower, Mr Jones? |
1.4017 |
0.06077 |
117 |
81 |
25 |
11 |
523 |
I'm afraid we are considering a few people ahead of you. |
1.4017 |
0.06197 |
117 |
82 |
23 |
12 |
524 |
This is your eighth and final warning! |
1.4017 |
0.06077 |
117 |
81 |
25 |
11 |
525 |
We're just waiting for our first class applicants to be seated. |
1.4017 |
0.06197 |
117 |
82 |
23 |
12 |
526 |
I've been looking for someone who takes a back seat to no one. You're hired! |
1.4017 |
0.05954 |
117 |
80 |
27 |
10 |
527 |
It’s an entry-level position, but with ample opportunity for advancement. |
1.4017 |
0.06077 |
117 |
81 |
25 |
11 |
528 |
They don't call me Chairman for nothing. |
1.4017 |
0.05954 |
117 |
80 |
27 |
10 |
529 |
I'm ready for you now, Mr. Zzunsky. |
1.4017 |
0.06077 |
117 |
81 |
25 |
11 |
530 |
Just between you and I, Smithers, you're not exactly our first choice for this position. |
1.3982 |
0.06099 |
113 |
78 |
25 |
10 |
531 |
Thank you for coming. I'm looking for a Secretary of State. |
1.3966 |
0.06107 |
116 |
81 |
24 |
11 |
532 |
Yes, I have heard you take a back seat to no one. |
1.3966 |
0.05857 |
116 |
79 |
28 |
9 |
533 |
Hello, accounting? Is it, "First in Last Out" or "Last in First Out"? |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
534 |
Would you like to purchase a "preferred seating" option? |
1.3966 |
0.06465 |
116 |
84 |
18 |
14 |
535 |
We've decided that this is safer than the ladder. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
536 |
As you can see, there's ample opportuniy for advancement here at Prescott Airlines. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
537 |
Mr. Jones, are you familiar with the domino theory? |
1.3966 |
0.05857 |
116 |
79 |
28 |
9 |
538 |
And finally, to my self-absorbed husband, I bequeath.... |
1.3966 |
0.06229 |
116 |
82 |
22 |
12 |
539 |
Well, yes of course, at most companies people move up the ladder, but here we're a little more laid back. |
1.3966 |
0.05857 |
116 |
79 |
28 |
9 |
540 |
There's plenty of room to move up here |
1.3966 |
0.05595 |
116 |
77 |
32 |
7 |
541 |
My assistant says it's called feng shui... |
1.3966 |
0.06465 |
116 |
84 |
18 |
14 |
542 |
How far would you go to get this job? |
1.3966 |
0.05595 |
116 |
77 |
32 |
7 |
543 |
Trust is earned one chair at a time, Davis. |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
544 |
Is it lonely at the bottom too? |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
545 |
Do I have to wait for the music to stop? |
1.3966 |
0.06229 |
116 |
82 |
22 |
12 |
546 |
You can move up, but you'll have to pay $30 for priority seating. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
547 |
I just don't see you advancing in this company, Bob. |
1.3966 |
0.05595 |
116 |
77 |
32 |
7 |
548 |
Sir I admire your farsightedness. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
549 |
Well, at least I got an aisle seat. |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
550 |
Only seven more security questions to answer correctly. |
1.3966 |
0.06107 |
116 |
81 |
24 |
11 |
551 |
Congratulations, you're the last person sitting. |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
552 |
And that's why your clients sitting before me wish to sue Snow White? |
1.3966 |
0.06693 |
116 |
86 |
14 |
16 |
553 |
Remember to wait for the music. |
1.3966 |
0.05857 |
116 |
79 |
28 |
9 |
554 |
I'm going to be up-front with you, Sam. |
1.3966 |
0.06465 |
116 |
84 |
18 |
14 |
555 |
Are you my 4 o'clock? It looks like I've had some cancellations. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
556 |
Many of you are likely asking yourselves, "Why aren't I here?" |
1.3966 |
0.06580 |
116 |
85 |
16 |
15 |
557 |
Thank you for waiting. All our representatives are currently helping other candidates. Your interview will be handled by the next available representative. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
558 |
Thanks for meeting me online. |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
559 |
I'm considering a lateral move, sir. |
1.3966 |
0.05459 |
116 |
76 |
34 |
6 |
560 |
Your resume says you ran hurdles in college. |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
561 |
Mr. Romney. President Elect Trump will be with you shortly. |
1.3966 |
0.06465 |
116 |
84 |
18 |
14 |
562 |
I am the chair man. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
563 |
before we get started, can everyone hear me? |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
564 |
Breath mint? |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
565 |
No, you idiot. I said shares, bring me some shares! |
1.3966 |
0.06229 |
116 |
82 |
22 |
12 |
566 |
Can the people in the back of the room hear me? |
1.3966 |
0.06107 |
116 |
81 |
24 |
11 |
567 |
I'm still going to call on you. |
1.3913 |
0.06261 |
115 |
82 |
21 |
12 |
568 |
You're only delaying the inevitable, Jenkins. |
1.3913 |
0.06382 |
115 |
83 |
19 |
13 |
569 |
If you were to purchase an upgrade, we could begin the meeting. |
1.3913 |
0.06261 |
115 |
82 |
21 |
12 |
570 |
Yes, you in the back. What do you see as your weaknesses? |
1.3913 |
0.05753 |
115 |
78 |
29 |
8 |
571 |
Okay, see if you can do better when the music starts again. |
1.3913 |
0.06138 |
115 |
81 |
23 |
11 |
572 |
I assume you are the agent for the seven dwarfs. |
1.3913 |
0.06261 |
115 |
82 |
21 |
12 |
573 |
Can you hear me in the back? |
1.3913 |
0.06261 |
115 |
82 |
21 |
12 |
574 |
It looks like you're finally going to get that promotion after all Phillips. |
1.3913 |
0.05753 |
115 |
78 |
29 |
8 |
575 |
And just what makes you think you are Amalgamated Bobsled material? |
1.3913 |
0.05884 |
115 |
79 |
27 |
9 |
576 |
I didn't hear you say "may I"... |
1.3913 |
0.06012 |
115 |
80 |
25 |
10 |
577 |
You're this close to getting my job! |
1.3913 |
0.06012 |
115 |
80 |
25 |
10 |
578 |
Bob knew one thing to be true, there was definitely room for advancement. |
1.3913 |
0.06261 |
115 |
82 |
21 |
12 |
579 |
All of our agents are busy serving other customers... |
1.3913 |
0.06012 |
115 |
80 |
25 |
10 |
580 |
Once again Mitt Romney waits for a position in someone's cabinet. |
1.3894 |
0.05954 |
113 |
78 |
26 |
9 |
581 |
Yes...I think my decorator did previously work in the airline industry. Why do you ask? |
1.3894 |
0.05820 |
113 |
77 |
28 |
8 |
582 |
Now, let's discuss attrition. |
1.3894 |
0.06214 |
113 |
80 |
22 |
11 |
583 |
My children will be joining us shortly. |
1.3894 |
0.06085 |
113 |
79 |
24 |
10 |
584 |
You've had seven wrong responses so far, one more and it's the door. |
1.3894 |
0.05820 |
113 |
77 |
28 |
8 |
585 |
You're a very important client for us. |
1.3894 |
0.06214 |
113 |
80 |
22 |
11 |
586 |
I maintain a strict chain of command at this company. |
1.3894 |
0.06214 |
113 |
80 |
22 |
11 |
587 |
They're reserved for my children. |
1.3894 |
0.06340 |
113 |
81 |
20 |
12 |
588 |
Thank you for coming, but, we're looking for a slightly more aggressive salesman. |
1.3894 |
0.05954 |
113 |
78 |
26 |
9 |
589 |
This way everyone gets an aisle seat. |
1.3894 |
0.06214 |
113 |
80 |
22 |
11 |
590 |
I want to be honest with you, right now, you are my eighth choice for the position. |
1.3894 |
0.06085 |
113 |
79 |
24 |
10 |
591 |
Yes. Henry the 8th sir. |
1.3894 |
0.06214 |
113 |
80 |
22 |
11 |
592 |
Can you hear me in the back? |
1.3894 |
0.05954 |
113 |
78 |
26 |
9 |
593 |
I don't know why you're so surprised. It says "Chairman" right on my door. |
1.3894 |
0.06214 |
113 |
80 |
22 |
11 |
594 |
I see you are at the end of a long line of nobodies. |
1.3894 |
0.05820 |
113 |
77 |
28 |
8 |
595 |
Mitt, is that you? |
1.3894 |
0.06085 |
113 |
79 |
24 |
10 |
596 |
Just because none of the other applicants bothered to show up, doesn't mean you're not still last in line. |
1.3894 |
0.06214 |
113 |
80 |
22 |
11 |
597 |
You in the back! What do you think of our new line of office chairs? |
1.3894 |
0.06340 |
113 |
81 |
20 |
12 |
598 |
WHO IS NEXT? |
1.3894 |
0.05683 |
113 |
76 |
30 |
7 |
599 |
I guess they got rid of middle management. |
1.3894 |
0.06085 |
113 |
79 |
24 |
10 |
600 |
The next time the music stops, you need to be out of the room. |
1.3894 |
0.06085 |
113 |
79 |
24 |
10 |
601 |
I'd prefer climbing the ladder. |
1.3894 |
0.06340 |
113 |
81 |
20 |
12 |
602 |
I don't think you're assertive enough for this job... |
1.3879 |
0.05713 |
116 |
79 |
29 |
8 |
603 |
Yes, YOU at the back... Do you have anything to add? |
1.3860 |
0.06169 |
114 |
81 |
22 |
11 |
604 |
All those opposed. |
1.3860 |
0.05912 |
114 |
79 |
26 |
9 |
605 |
In this company, we've got some middle-management issues. |
1.3860 |
0.05503 |
114 |
76 |
32 |
6 |
606 |
I want to get something straight between us. |
1.3839 |
0.05846 |
112 |
77 |
27 |
8 |
607 |
Sit anywhere. |
1.3839 |
0.05982 |
112 |
78 |
25 |
9 |
608 |
Well sir, when the music stopped I just sat down here! |
1.3839 |
0.05564 |
112 |
75 |
31 |
6 |
609 |
Yes, you in the back. You have question? |
1.3839 |
0.06115 |
112 |
79 |
23 |
10 |
610 |
Am I to understand that the dwarfs have hired you to negotiate on their behalf? |
1.3839 |
0.05982 |
112 |
78 |
25 |
9 |
611 |
Inspired by his Twitter successes, Trump rearranges the press room and invites his full press corpse [sic] to assemble for a 3 a.m. daily briefing. |
1.3839 |
0.06498 |
112 |
82 |
17 |
13 |
612 |
Do you want to come up to the first chair or would you prefer I fire you from where you're seated? |
1.3839 |
0.05707 |
112 |
76 |
29 |
7 |
613 |
Lost in translation; 8 straight-back chairs is not the same as 8 chairs straight -back. |
1.3839 |
0.05707 |
112 |
76 |
29 |
7 |
614 |
As you can see, this is an in-line class, not an online class. |
1.3839 |
0.05846 |
112 |
77 |
27 |
8 |
615 |
For each correct answer, you can move up one seat. First question: Why are you not getting a bonus this year? |
1.3839 |
0.06115 |
112 |
79 |
23 |
10 |
616 |
Perhaps in Sunday school, but here the last will be last. |
1.3839 |
0.06115 |
112 |
79 |
23 |
10 |
617 |
Lastly, to my feckless nephew Tyler I leave the remainder of my estate, an empty briefcase. |
1.3839 |
0.06115 |
112 |
79 |
23 |
10 |
618 |
There are plenty of opportunities before you, Johnson, but you've got to be willing to leave your comfort zone to move up the ranks. |
1.3839 |
0.05564 |
112 |
75 |
31 |
6 |
619 |
Plenty of seats in the front! |
1.3839 |
0.05982 |
112 |
78 |
25 |
9 |
620 |
Well, in five years I see myself in the third chair.." |
1.3839 |
0.05707 |
112 |
76 |
29 |
7 |
621 |
...and then there was one. |
1.3839 |
0.05846 |
112 |
77 |
27 |
8 |
622 |
You'll have to work your way up, just like everyone else... |
1.3839 |
0.05846 |
112 |
77 |
27 |
8 |
623 |
Thank you all for coming. |
1.3805 |
0.06199 |
113 |
81 |
21 |
11 |
624 |
The distance between us represents the wage gap pretty well, don't you think so? |
1.3784 |
0.06406 |
111 |
81 |
18 |
12 |
625 |
We have a pecking order here, and I'm the big pecker. |
1.3784 |
0.06406 |
111 |
81 |
18 |
12 |
626 |
Sorry Mr. Romney, I'm supposed to tell you the position has been filled. |
1.3784 |
0.05873 |
111 |
77 |
26 |
8 |
627 |
Correct. You may advance. |
1.3784 |
0.05731 |
111 |
76 |
28 |
7 |
628 |
We called you in to consult about our succession plan. |
1.3784 |
0.06010 |
111 |
78 |
24 |
9 |
629 |
We offer room for advancement. |
1.3784 |
0.05873 |
111 |
77 |
26 |
8 |
630 |
We expect all eight of you to pull together on the Iditarod account. |
1.3784 |
0.05731 |
111 |
76 |
28 |
7 |
631 |
As you can see, there's plenty of room to move up in this company. |
1.3784 |
0.05587 |
111 |
75 |
30 |
6 |
632 |
...and then there was one. |
1.3784 |
0.06406 |
111 |
81 |
18 |
12 |
633 |
There are some positions closer to management available |
1.3784 |
0.05587 |
111 |
75 |
30 |
6 |
634 |
I should have been more specific when I asked to have the chairs arranged in a row. |
1.3784 |
0.06145 |
111 |
79 |
22 |
10 |
635 |
So where do yo see yourself in twenty minutes? |
1.3784 |
0.06010 |
111 |
78 |
24 |
9 |
636 |
In your new position this represents the levels of management between you and me. |
1.3784 |
0.06145 |
111 |
79 |
22 |
10 |
637 |
As you can see, there is no glass ceiling, just musical chairs. |
1.3784 |
0.06277 |
111 |
80 |
20 |
11 |
638 |
Ok, I'm starting the music now. |
1.3784 |
0.05438 |
111 |
74 |
32 |
5 |
639 |
Don't get comfortable. |
1.3784 |
0.06010 |
111 |
78 |
24 |
9 |
640 |
And where did you read of this 'The Last shall be First' nonsense? |
1.3784 |
0.06010 |
111 |
78 |
24 |
9 |
641 |
Do you have an appointment? |
1.3784 |
0.06010 |
111 |
78 |
24 |
9 |
642 |
I'd like to discuss your position at length. |
1.3784 |
0.06010 |
111 |
78 |
24 |
9 |
643 |
We offer a clear path to promotion. |
1.3784 |
0.05587 |
111 |
75 |
30 |
6 |
644 |
Is it my breath? |
1.3784 |
0.05731 |
111 |
76 |
28 |
7 |
645 |
Yes, I am the Chairman. |
1.3784 |
0.06277 |
111 |
80 |
20 |
11 |
646 |
Are we aligned? |
1.3784 |
0.05731 |
111 |
76 |
28 |
7 |
647 |
Thank you, Ms. Zablowski. The Library Association appreciates your commitment to alphabetical order. |
1.3784 |
0.06145 |
111 |
79 |
22 |
10 |
648 |
Before we get started I'd like to point out we have empty seats closer to the front. |
1.3784 |
0.05731 |
111 |
76 |
28 |
7 |
649 |
We don't give promotions here, just upgrades. |
1.3784 |
0.05873 |
111 |
77 |
26 |
8 |
650 |
Next |
1.3784 |
0.05873 |
111 |
77 |
26 |
8 |
651 |
Your name is Henry. That's why you're eighth, |
1.3784 |
0.06533 |
111 |
82 |
16 |
13 |
652 |
Well the memo did say I was "in line for a raise"... |
1.3784 |
0.05731 |
111 |
76 |
28 |
7 |
653 |
Tell me why you want to work at Linear and Son. |
1.3784 |
0.05587 |
111 |
75 |
30 |
6 |
654 |
Wilson, you may move up one chair. Congratulations. |
1.3784 |
0.05731 |
111 |
76 |
28 |
7 |
655 |
I've rearranged things a little to better reflect the hierarchy |
1.3784 |
0.05587 |
111 |
75 |
30 |
6 |
656 |
This was a test -- and you just failed it. |
1.3784 |
0.05873 |
111 |
77 |
26 |
8 |
657 |
Perhaps you misinterpreted the board's suggestion to take a back seat on this one. |
1.3784 |
0.05731 |
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28 |
7 |
658 |
You'll just have to wait your turn. |
1.3750 |
0.05547 |
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30 |
6 |
659 |
Yes, the position of feng shui officer is vacant. |
1.3750 |
0.05690 |
112 |
77 |
28 |
7 |
660 |
I take my responsibilities as chairman quite literally. |
1.3727 |
0.06038 |
110 |
78 |
23 |
9 |
661 |
I feel I'm being railroaded. |
1.3727 |
0.05899 |
110 |
77 |
25 |
8 |
662 |
I hope it's now clear where you sit in the chain of command. |
1.3727 |
0.06175 |
110 |
79 |
21 |
10 |
663 |
Rudy, you were this close to being my Secretary of State. |
1.3727 |
0.06038 |
110 |
78 |
23 |
9 |
664 |
A bit passive-aggressive, Steve. Couldn't you just offer me a breath mint? |
1.3727 |
0.06309 |
110 |
80 |
19 |
11 |
665 |
Now I know why they call him the Chairman |
1.3727 |
0.06038 |
110 |
78 |
23 |
9 |
666 |
I believe you'll be a good fit here at Acme Caboose Company. |
1.3727 |
0.06038 |
110 |
78 |
23 |
9 |
667 |
Our representatives are busy assisting other customers, please remain on the line and we will be with you as soon as possible. |
1.3727 |
0.06175 |
110 |
79 |
21 |
10 |
668 |
What lay-offs? |
1.3727 |
0.05899 |
110 |
77 |
25 |
8 |
669 |
Well now I know why they call you the 'Chairman' |
1.3727 |
0.05899 |
110 |
77 |
25 |
8 |
670 |
I'm letting you go, Larry, because I just don't see you moving up in this company. |
1.3727 |
0.05899 |
110 |
77 |
25 |
8 |
671 |
Simon says move up a chair. |
1.3727 |
0.05756 |
110 |
76 |
27 |
7 |
672 |
. . . and there are ample opportunities for promotion |
1.3727 |
0.05458 |
110 |
74 |
31 |
5 |
673 |
THE CHAIR RECOGNIZES THE GENTLEMAN IN BACK. |
1.3727 |
0.06038 |
110 |
78 |
23 |
9 |
674 |
Of course, there are opportunities for advancement, why do you ask? |
1.3727 |
0.05609 |
110 |
75 |
29 |
6 |
675 |
Congratulations Jim! You have just been promoted to 7th chair. |
1.3727 |
0.05899 |
110 |
77 |
25 |
8 |
676 |
As you can see, we also have seven ghost writers applying for the job to write my biography. |
1.3727 |
0.06309 |
110 |
80 |
19 |
11 |
677 |
They've all been fired. Why do you ask? |
1.3727 |
0.05609 |
110 |
75 |
29 |
6 |
678 |
Read my lips. |
1.3727 |
0.05899 |
110 |
77 |
25 |
8 |
679 |
Your forgot to say "Mother May I". |
1.3727 |
0.06439 |
110 |
81 |
17 |
12 |
680 |
I'm sorry Margret, these seats are reserved for platinum and gold class employee's. |
1.3727 |
0.05609 |
110 |
75 |
29 |
6 |
681 |
Welcome to the Department of Motor Vehicles. |
1.3727 |
0.06175 |
110 |
79 |
21 |
10 |
682 |
I've got a 10 o'clock with Snow White. |
1.3727 |
0.05899 |
110 |
77 |
25 |
8 |
683 |
I take it you're applying for the entry level position. |
1.3727 |
0.05609 |
110 |
75 |
29 |
6 |
684 |
Where do you see yourself seated in 5 years time? |
1.3727 |
0.05899 |
110 |
77 |
25 |
8 |
685 |
First I go, "Choo, choo, choo," then you jump up and call, "All aboard!" |
1.3727 |
0.06439 |
110 |
81 |
17 |
12 |
686 |
"...Priority Seating is an extra $85..... |
1.3727 |
0.06309 |
110 |
80 |
19 |
11 |
687 |
I can't hear you just fine. |
1.3727 |
0.05756 |
110 |
76 |
27 |
7 |
688 |
Be with you in a second, Mitt. |
1.3727 |
0.06309 |
110 |
80 |
19 |
11 |
689 |
I'm here for the position of ghostwriter. |
1.3727 |
0.06038 |
110 |
78 |
23 |
9 |
690 |
I see we are still very far apart in this contract negotiation. |
1.3727 |
0.05458 |
110 |
74 |
31 |
5 |
691 |
By now, you should have a good understanding of what happens next. |
1.3694 |
0.06261 |
111 |
81 |
19 |
11 |
692 |
So you’d like to move up in the company. |
1.3694 |
0.06128 |
111 |
80 |
21 |
10 |
693 |
Welcome to this meeting of Jet Blue executives. You may move up to a premium seat for only $45. |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
694 |
So, what brings you there? |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
695 |
I see, sir, that you come from a long line of other unsuccessful applicants. |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
696 |
Interesting that you chose that chair. |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
697 |
I'm interviewing fake people to report fake news. |
1.3670 |
0.06473 |
109 |
81 |
16 |
12 |
698 |
Johnson, I'm promoting you. Move forward one chair. |
1.3670 |
0.05631 |
109 |
75 |
28 |
6 |
699 |
Okay, one more time like we rehearsed...when I say "chugga chugga," you say "choo-choo!" |
1.3670 |
0.06340 |
109 |
80 |
18 |
11 |
700 |
Eight chairs from now, you could be sitting where I'm sitting. |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
701 |
First, tell me what happened to all the people who were ahead of me. |
1.3670 |
0.05478 |
109 |
74 |
30 |
5 |
702 |
I admire your willingness to follow the chain of command, Johnson. |
1.3670 |
0.05631 |
109 |
75 |
28 |
6 |
703 |
You're late. |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
704 |
As you can see, I've eliminated my family members from the transition team |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
705 |
We don't sit in alphabetical order here Mr. Zelcher. |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
706 |
Needless to say, this will be a really challenging mission, Agent 008. |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
707 |
Yes I was an oarsman in college, how did you know? |
1.3670 |
0.05478 |
109 |
74 |
30 |
5 |
708 |
I'm sure you've heard about the bobsled accident. |
1.3670 |
0.06473 |
109 |
81 |
16 |
12 |
709 |
Tell me: Where do you seat yourself in seven years? |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
710 |
Now say, "CHOO choo, CHOO choo, wooo wooooo." |
1.3670 |
0.06473 |
109 |
81 |
16 |
12 |
711 |
Would you like to purchase an interview upgrade through our company awards program? |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
712 |
Just between you and me, the other candidates don't look too promising. |
1.3670 |
0.05478 |
109 |
74 |
30 |
5 |
713 |
Was it something I said? |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
714 |
This might surprise you, but I started out in the airline industry. |
1.3670 |
0.05478 |
109 |
74 |
30 |
5 |
715 |
Before I start my remarks, I'm going to ask those people sitting in the back, to come up to the front. |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
716 |
Interesting seat choice. |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
717 |
I see you take a back seat to nobody |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
718 |
Okay Mr. Romney, now you come up and explain why I should let you be my Secretary of State. |
1.3670 |
0.06603 |
109 |
82 |
14 |
13 |
719 |
Why don't you start by telling me what you learned from my interview with the first seven applicants? |
1.3670 |
0.06603 |
109 |
82 |
14 |
13 |
720 |
Strictly speaking, you're co-chair. |
1.3670 |
0.06205 |
109 |
79 |
20 |
10 |
721 |
It says here on your resume that you pride yourself in being a follower. |
1.3670 |
0.05158 |
109 |
72 |
34 |
3 |
722 |
If you can solve this riddle, you're hired. |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
723 |
Would you like to purchase an upgrade? |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
724 |
You're probably wondering why I called you there. |
1.3670 |
0.06603 |
109 |
82 |
14 |
13 |
725 |
Congratulations Peterson. I'm promoting you to Second to Last chair. |
1.3670 |
0.05631 |
109 |
75 |
28 |
6 |
726 |
Years ago I started in that chair myself, Jenkins. |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
727 |
If you work hard and sacrifice someday that chair in front of you will be yours. |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
728 |
Just imagine how long you would have to wait if they had people in them. |
1.3645 |
0.06142 |
107 |
77 |
21 |
9 |
729 |
Now that we've finished with the musical chairs portion of your interview, I'd like to move on to duck, duck, goose. |
1.3645 |
0.06284 |
107 |
78 |
19 |
10 |
730 |
Now, is there anyone else who has a question for our new management? |
1.3645 |
0.05997 |
107 |
76 |
23 |
8 |
731 |
Your forgot to say "Mother May I". |
1.3645 |
0.05695 |
107 |
74 |
27 |
6 |
732 |
I'll start the music once the other seven applicants arrive. |
1.3645 |
0.06284 |
107 |
78 |
19 |
10 |
733 |
Everyone wanted an aisle seat. |
1.3645 |
0.05997 |
107 |
76 |
23 |
8 |
734 |
Before we begin, can everyone hear me OK? |
1.3645 |
0.05848 |
107 |
75 |
25 |
7 |
735 |
So why do you want to work for our airline? |
1.3645 |
0.05997 |
107 |
76 |
23 |
8 |
736 |
Dad, while we're waiting, can you fill me in on why it's o.k. for the septuplets to run late, yet I'm the disappointment? |
1.3645 |
0.06284 |
107 |
78 |
19 |
10 |
737 |
I'm sorry your last name begins with a 'Z' but rules are rules. |
1.3645 |
0.06284 |
107 |
78 |
19 |
10 |
738 |
I hope he doesn't call on me... |
1.3645 |
0.06142 |
107 |
77 |
21 |
9 |
739 |
Which one of you represents the Seven Dwarfs? |
1.3645 |
0.06423 |
107 |
79 |
17 |
11 |
740 |
I've tried them all and you look best from here sir. |
1.3645 |
0.06142 |
107 |
77 |
21 |
9 |
741 |
For each act of groveling you may advance one chair. |
1.3645 |
0.05848 |
107 |
75 |
25 |
7 |
742 |
I will now hear from the employee in coach. |
1.3645 |
0.05695 |
107 |
74 |
27 |
6 |
743 |
There are lots of opportunities to move ahead in this company. |
1.3645 |
0.05538 |
107 |
73 |
29 |
5 |
744 |
As you may have guessed, you'll be flying coach from now on. |
1.3645 |
0.05538 |
107 |
73 |
29 |
5 |
745 |
Eight degrees of separation. |
1.3645 |
0.05997 |
107 |
76 |
23 |
8 |
746 |
Do you still think you'd like to work for an airline? |
1.3645 |
0.05848 |
107 |
75 |
25 |
7 |
747 |
It might make you feel better to know that you're the only candidate with any substance. |
1.3645 |
0.05848 |
107 |
75 |
25 |
7 |
748 |
Thanks for coming in, Mitt. Nice tie. |
1.3645 |
0.06423 |
107 |
79 |
17 |
11 |
749 |
No, not until the music stops. |
1.3645 |
0.06284 |
107 |
78 |
19 |
10 |
750 |
You've got room for improvement. |
1.3645 |
0.05376 |
107 |
72 |
31 |
4 |
751 |
You'll find our company manual in the seat pocket in front of you. |
1.3645 |
0.05538 |
107 |
73 |
29 |
5 |
752 |
Jenkins, you're probably wondering why I asked your satisfied clients to be here for your performance review. |
1.3645 |
0.06423 |
107 |
79 |
17 |
11 |
753 |
You have one more chance to tell me what I want to hear. |
1.3645 |
0.05997 |
107 |
76 |
23 |
8 |
754 |
Now I'm going to ask you the same question I asked the other applicants . Please choose your answer carefully. |
1.3645 |
0.05695 |
107 |
74 |
27 |
6 |
755 |
Of course Mr. Romney! President-Elect Donald J. TRUMP is VERY Seriously considering you for a position in his Cabinet!!! |
1.3645 |
0.06142 |
107 |
77 |
21 |
9 |
756 |
Don't be shy, there's plenty of room up front. |
1.3645 |
0.06142 |
107 |
77 |
21 |
9 |
757 |
Would you mind saying chugga-chugga choo-choo? |
1.3645 |
0.06142 |
107 |
77 |
21 |
9 |
758 |
In the event of a market crash, an oxygen mask will drop in front of you. |
1.3645 |
0.05695 |
107 |
74 |
27 |
6 |
759 |
Back in my day, I waited behind 100 chairs for this position! |
1.3645 |
0.05695 |
107 |
74 |
27 |
6 |
760 |
Would you care to cash in five vacation days to upgrade to the front row? |
1.3645 |
0.05695 |
107 |
74 |
27 |
6 |
761 |
So why do you want to work for our airline? |
1.3636 |
0.05998 |
99 |
69 |
24 |
6 |
762 |
I want to make it clear that in this company, there's a strict chain of command. |
1.3611 |
0.05950 |
108 |
77 |
23 |
8 |
763 |
"All right, we're now interviewing applicants in rows A through F. |
1.3608 |
0.06419 |
97 |
70 |
19 |
8 |
764 |
Think of yourself sitting on a commercial airline next to the rear bathroom, now you understand your position with the company. |
1.3585 |
0.05558 |
106 |
73 |
28 |
5 |
765 |
We were anticipating higher interest in this position. |
1.3585 |
0.05558 |
106 |
73 |
28 |
5 |
766 |
As the Chairman of this organization, I feel an obligation to keep my employees in line. |
1.3585 |
0.06170 |
106 |
77 |
20 |
9 |
767 |
When he saw all of the nobodies interviewing before him, Hank felt a growing confidence that the job would be his. |
1.3585 |
0.06023 |
106 |
76 |
22 |
8 |
768 |
Let me explain how our career path works! |
1.3585 |
0.05558 |
106 |
73 |
28 |
5 |
769 |
So, when I say "chugga chugga, you say "woo woo". |
1.3585 |
0.06455 |
106 |
79 |
16 |
11 |
770 |
Which chair do you see yourself in, in five years? |
1.3585 |
0.05717 |
106 |
74 |
26 |
6 |
771 |
When you say the first chair, are you counting up or down? |
1.3585 |
0.05717 |
106 |
74 |
26 |
6 |
772 |
I like to think I am approachable Jenkins, just not all at once. |
1.3585 |
0.05717 |
106 |
74 |
26 |
6 |
773 |
You're my first Hannukah interview. By the eighth night, all the other candidates will be seated. |
1.3585 |
0.05049 |
106 |
70 |
34 |
2 |
774 |
Whenever I say 'Chugga Chugga,' you shout, 'Choo choo!' |
1.3585 |
0.06023 |
106 |
76 |
22 |
8 |
775 |
Privacy laws prohibit us from showing you who is ahead of you for this job. |
1.3585 |
0.06170 |
106 |
77 |
20 |
9 |
776 |
Don't get too comfortable. |
1.3585 |
0.05717 |
106 |
74 |
26 |
6 |
777 |
Young man, this is not a church; you'll have to take a seat up front. |
1.3585 |
0.06023 |
106 |
76 |
22 |
8 |
778 |
Yes, I would love a breath mint! |
1.3585 |
0.06170 |
106 |
77 |
20 |
9 |
779 |
Is it just me or is there some distance between us? |
1.3585 |
0.06593 |
106 |
80 |
14 |
12 |
780 |
It's not as straightforward as you think. |
1.3585 |
0.05717 |
106 |
74 |
26 |
6 |
781 |
Sorry, Mr. Zyzych. Seating is alphabetical. |
1.3585 |
0.06170 |
106 |
77 |
20 |
9 |
782 |
Yes, when I said pick any seat you'd like it was a test. |
1.3585 |
0.06170 |
106 |
77 |
20 |
9 |
783 |
Yes, I did say I wanted to see the chair for each department, in a line, in front of my desk first thing in the morning, however..... |
1.3585 |
0.06728 |
106 |
81 |
12 |
13 |
784 |
Congratulations! As we told you on your first day, only one out of eight students successfully earns a diploma from Trump University. |
1.3585 |
0.06593 |
106 |
80 |
14 |
12 |
785 |
.... Number 3... Number 3... Calling Number 3... Is Number 3 here?... Number 3?... Last call for Number 3. Number 4... Number 4.... |
1.3585 |
0.05872 |
106 |
75 |
24 |
7 |
786 |
Where do you see yourself in five years? |
1.3585 |
0.06023 |
106 |
76 |
22 |
8 |
787 |
Tell me about your leadership skills. |
1.3585 |
0.05717 |
106 |
74 |
26 |
6 |
788 |
Am I in the exit row? |
1.3585 |
0.06023 |
106 |
76 |
22 |
8 |
789 |
Put your briefcase under the seat in front of you. |
1.3585 |
0.05872 |
106 |
75 |
24 |
7 |
790 |
Tall one in the back...what do you think? |
1.3585 |
0.06023 |
106 |
76 |
22 |
8 |
791 |
Tell me, why have you applied for this position at Lionel? |
1.3585 |
0.05872 |
106 |
75 |
24 |
7 |
792 |
You may now apply for the next vacant position |
1.3585 |
0.05872 |
106 |
75 |
24 |
7 |
793 |
At Ramrock, there's always room to advance. |
1.3585 |
0.05717 |
106 |
74 |
26 |
6 |
794 |
This will be your eighth and possibly final job interview question. |
1.3585 |
0.06170 |
106 |
77 |
20 |
9 |
795 |
Just so you understand, I expect you to do the work of 8 people in this new position! |
1.3585 |
0.05872 |
106 |
75 |
24 |
7 |
796 |
I shouldn't have to tell you what to do when the music stops. |
1.3585 |
0.06023 |
106 |
76 |
22 |
8 |
797 |
Okay Mr. Christie, Mr. Trump will see you now. |
1.3585 |
0.06314 |
106 |
78 |
18 |
10 |
798 |
Ron, your manager tells me you're prone to taking a back seat in meetings, and I have to agree. |
1.3585 |
0.06023 |
106 |
76 |
22 |
8 |
799 |
Welcome to Cessna's corporate office. Please place your smaller item under the seat in front of you. |
1.3585 |
0.06023 |
106 |
76 |
22 |
8 |
800 |
Of all my staff, you are far and away the closest. |
1.3585 |
0.06314 |
106 |
78 |
18 |
10 |
801 |
A long line of nobodies have interviewed for this position. |
1.3585 |
0.06023 |
106 |
76 |
22 |
8 |
802 |
When I said take a seat, I didn't mean that one. |
1.3585 |
0.06023 |
106 |
76 |
22 |
8 |
803 |
You won't see much of these guys, but they all make more money than you. |
1.3585 |
0.06314 |
106 |
78 |
18 |
10 |
804 |
Now interviewing economy class. |
1.3585 |
0.05872 |
106 |
75 |
24 |
7 |
805 |
Solve this mystery, Mrs. Tuttle, and the job is yours. |
1.3585 |
0.06455 |
106 |
79 |
16 |
11 |
806 |
I'm a linear thinker |
1.3585 |
0.06170 |
106 |
77 |
20 |
9 |
807 |
Mr. Chairman, am I out of order? |
1.3585 |
0.05558 |
106 |
73 |
28 |
5 |
808 |
We will commence with the reading of Ms. White's will just as soon as Mssrs. Grumpy, Bashful, and the other beneficiaries arrive, Mr. Prince. |
1.3585 |
0.06170 |
106 |
77 |
20 |
9 |
809 |
Would you like to upgrade to first-class? |
1.3551 |
0.06122 |
107 |
78 |
20 |
9 |
810 |
So I take it there are no further objections? |
1.3551 |
0.05827 |
107 |
76 |
24 |
7 |
811 |
I just like a lot of personal space. |
1.3551 |
0.05353 |
107 |
73 |
30 |
4 |
812 |
I like to insert a few hurdles during the interview process. |
1.3524 |
0.05896 |
105 |
75 |
23 |
7 |
813 |
'If you can beat yourself at musical chairs the job is yours. A one, a two, a three . . ." |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
814 |
Really? And exactly how would YOU arrange the seating? |
1.3524 |
0.05896 |
105 |
75 |
23 |
7 |
815 |
Your resume mentioned a penchant for leapfrog? |
1.3524 |
0.05896 |
105 |
75 |
23 |
7 |
816 |
Accept our offer and you'll take a back seat to no one. |
1.3524 |
0.05896 |
105 |
75 |
23 |
7 |
817 |
I try not to get close to my employees. |
1.3524 |
0.05238 |
105 |
71 |
31 |
3 |
818 |
Apparently, this is the new Feng Shui. |
1.3524 |
0.05896 |
105 |
75 |
23 |
7 |
819 |
I guess you're next! |
1.3524 |
0.05577 |
105 |
73 |
27 |
5 |
820 |
Here at Central Rail, we don't go up the ladder, we go from caboose to engine. |
1.3524 |
0.05577 |
105 |
73 |
27 |
5 |
821 |
We like to test our hearing aids the old-fashioned way. |
1.3524 |
0.05896 |
105 |
75 |
23 |
7 |
822 |
The applicant in ROW 8, SEAT 1, may come forward. |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
823 |
The rest of our chairpeople are, in fact, chairs. |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
824 |
Management has noticed you've been quite distant lately |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
825 |
I hope you understand, it's flu season. |
1.3524 |
0.05577 |
105 |
73 |
27 |
5 |
826 |
You need to say "mother, may I." |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
827 |
Can those of you in the back hear me? |
1.3524 |
0.05577 |
105 |
73 |
27 |
5 |
828 |
I'm clearly more qualified than these other candidates. |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
829 |
Yes, it's primarily Wealth Management, but there is a Rowing component. |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
830 |
The position requires a great deal of patience. |
1.3524 |
0.05410 |
105 |
72 |
29 |
4 |
831 |
Congratulations, Jones, you're eighth in line for my job. Now I just need to hire seven people more qualified than you. |
1.3524 |
0.06345 |
105 |
78 |
17 |
10 |
832 |
I am Henry the 8th I am! |
1.3524 |
0.06627 |
105 |
80 |
13 |
12 |
833 |
Patience, Miss Baxter- 45 years ago I sat in that very chair |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
834 |
Yes, you there in the back |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
835 |
The audition for The Invisible Man will begin shortly. |
1.3524 |
0.06345 |
105 |
78 |
17 |
10 |
836 |
I asked the interior designer to capture total corporate hierarchy, but with a warm, personal touch. |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
837 |
There's room for advancement in this company. |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
838 |
Eight! |
1.3524 |
0.06049 |
105 |
76 |
21 |
8 |
839 |
No, really, Mr. Romney--you are definitely a serious contender for Secretary of State. |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
840 |
Finally, as last in line in his will, Mr. Lawton leaves you his entire Beanie Babies collection. |
1.3524 |
0.05896 |
105 |
75 |
23 |
7 |
841 |
Glad you've joined us here at Amtrak headquarters, Fenwick, and 'Welcome Aboard'. |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
842 |
First you have to say, "Mother, may I?" |
1.3524 |
0.05739 |
105 |
74 |
25 |
6 |
843 |
25 years ago I was in your seat. |
1.3524 |
0.04876 |
105 |
69 |
35 |
1 |
844 |
First, let me explain the role of chairman... |
1.3524 |
0.05577 |
105 |
73 |
27 |
5 |
845 |
Yes, Jenkins...you'll be flying coach. |
1.3524 |
0.06199 |
105 |
77 |
19 |
9 |
846 |
Would you care to upgrade to Business Class? |
1.3524 |
0.05896 |
105 |
75 |
23 |
7 |
847 |
Simon says, "Move two seats forward." |
1.3495 |
0.05806 |
103 |
73 |
24 |
6 |
848 |
Why do you want to work here at Feng Shui Inc? |
1.3495 |
0.06125 |
103 |
75 |
20 |
8 |
849 |
And where do you see yourself in five years? |
1.3495 |
0.06125 |
103 |
75 |
20 |
8 |
850 |
Sorry, but we're looking for someone from business class. |
1.3495 |
0.05968 |
103 |
74 |
22 |
7 |
851 |
We're lining up a great team! |
1.3495 |
0.05640 |
103 |
72 |
26 |
5 |
852 |
We're a small company but I think you will find there is still plenty of room for advancement . |
1.3495 |
0.05806 |
103 |
73 |
24 |
6 |
853 |
Would you like to upgrade to first-class? |
1.3495 |
0.06279 |
103 |
76 |
18 |
9 |
854 |
No cabinet, just a single file! |
1.3495 |
0.05806 |
103 |
73 |
24 |
6 |
855 |
Some are saying that you've been - I don't know - distant at work, lately. |
1.3495 |
0.06125 |
103 |
75 |
20 |
8 |
856 |
Smith, we value your position in the corporation! |
1.3495 |
0.05640 |
103 |
72 |
26 |
5 |
857 |
Any questions? |
1.3495 |
0.06125 |
103 |
75 |
20 |
8 |
858 |
I am going to take a back seat and let you run this meeting. |
1.3495 |
0.06279 |
103 |
76 |
18 |
9 |
859 |
Of course you can disagree with me. |
1.3495 |
0.05806 |
103 |
73 |
24 |
6 |
860 |
That's why I come early sir. |
1.3495 |
0.06575 |
103 |
78 |
14 |
11 |
861 |
Of course I'm accessible! You're here aren't you? |
1.3495 |
0.05806 |
103 |
73 |
24 |
6 |
862 |
How much do you know about the Ottoman Uprising? |
1.3495 |
0.06575 |
103 |
78 |
14 |
11 |
863 |
with every correct answer, you get to move up one seat. |
1.3495 |
0.05806 |
103 |
73 |
24 |
6 |
864 |
I'll say it louder, then. *This meeting has been adjourned.* |
1.3495 |
0.05968 |
103 |
74 |
22 |
7 |
865 |
Please exit starting with the last row. |
1.3495 |
0.06429 |
103 |
77 |
16 |
10 |
866 |
Where do you see yourself a year from now? |
1.3495 |
0.06125 |
103 |
75 |
20 |
8 |
867 |
Thank you all for joining me today. |
1.3495 |
0.06125 |
103 |
75 |
20 |
8 |
868 |
This is my way of telling you Stan, even though you are my son, you have to start at the bottom and work your way up. |
1.3495 |
0.05640 |
103 |
72 |
26 |
5 |
869 |
So you state in your cover letter that you will take a back seat to no one. |
1.3495 |
0.06125 |
103 |
75 |
20 |
8 |
870 |
So, I guess I wasn't your first choice? |
1.3495 |
0.05640 |
103 |
72 |
26 |
5 |
871 |
You're early. |
1.3495 |
0.06279 |
103 |
76 |
18 |
9 |
872 |
I find this much more effective than an organizational chart. |
1.3495 |
0.05640 |
103 |
72 |
26 |
5 |
873 |
How do you feel about working remotely from home? |
1.3495 |
0.05292 |
103 |
70 |
30 |
3 |
874 |
I shouldn't have scheduled this meeting through Expedia. |
1.3495 |
0.06429 |
103 |
77 |
16 |
10 |
875 |
For anyone just coming in, I think we still have a few seats up front. |
1.3495 |
0.06279 |
103 |
76 |
18 |
9 |
876 |
Wait... invisibilty was a job requirement? |
1.3495 |
0.06575 |
103 |
78 |
14 |
11 |
877 |
So this is what the Trump Cabinet looks like in 2018... |
1.3495 |
0.06718 |
103 |
79 |
12 |
12 |
878 |
Your inability to move up in this company is perplexing. |
1.3495 |
0.06125 |
103 |
75 |
20 |
8 |
879 |
First item on our agenda: excess inventory. |
1.3495 |
0.05806 |
103 |
73 |
24 |
6 |
880 |
Oh, heavens no, I'm easy to work for. |
1.3495 |
0.06279 |
103 |
76 |
18 |
9 |
881 |
Why do you want to work for Ticketmaster? |
1.3495 |
0.06429 |
103 |
77 |
16 |
10 |
882 |
One of you is not following our corporate transparency policy. |
1.3495 |
0.06575 |
103 |
78 |
14 |
11 |
883 |
Now that all 7 dwarfs are here we can start the meeting. |
1.3495 |
0.06429 |
103 |
77 |
16 |
10 |
884 |
Say "Mother may I?" |
1.3495 |
0.06429 |
103 |
77 |
16 |
10 |
885 |
I'm looking for a back seat driver |
1.3495 |
0.05292 |
103 |
70 |
30 |
3 |
886 |
And what makes you think you aren't my first pick for the position? |
1.3495 |
0.05968 |
103 |
74 |
22 |
7 |
887 |
I assume you're seeking an entry position. |
1.3495 |
0.05806 |
103 |
73 |
24 |
6 |
888 |
Interviewees in the Executive Platinum group can now come up to the desk. |
1.3495 |
0.05968 |
103 |
74 |
22 |
7 |
889 |
Last row, center seat: how can we help you? |
1.3462 |
0.05595 |
104 |
73 |
26 |
5 |
890 |
Needless to say, Tom did not get called back for the position of The Invisible Man |
1.3462 |
0.05760 |
104 |
74 |
24 |
6 |
891 |
This just doesn't sit well. |
1.3438 |
0.06075 |
96 |
69 |
21 |
6 |
892 |
Do you think you're in church? |
1.3431 |
0.06608 |
102 |
78 |
13 |
11 |
893 |
I like to have at least seven degrees of separation from the common man. |
1.3431 |
0.05659 |
102 |
72 |
25 |
5 |
894 |
Mr. Taylor, the next time I give you breath mints please take the hint. |
1.3431 |
0.06308 |
102 |
76 |
17 |
9 |
895 |
I come from a long line of Chairmen. |
1.3431 |
0.05828 |
102 |
73 |
23 |
6 |
896 |
I think you'll find a large number of opportunities to move up in our organization. |
1.3431 |
0.05828 |
102 |
73 |
23 |
6 |
897 |
"Allow me to explain our vertical integration program: |
1.3431 |
0.05828 |
102 |
73 |
23 |
6 |
898 |
If you're here raise your hand. |
1.3431 |
0.06152 |
102 |
75 |
19 |
8 |
899 |
Even when visiting the pastor at home, Carl still felt more comfortable in the back row. |
1.3431 |
0.06308 |
102 |
76 |
17 |
9 |
900 |
It's good to know where you sit on this one, Bob! |
1.3431 |
0.05659 |
102 |
72 |
25 |
5 |
901 |
If you get the next question right you can move up one seat. |
1.3431 |
0.05485 |
102 |
71 |
27 |
4 |
902 |
Where do you see yourself fitting in? |
1.3431 |
0.06152 |
102 |
75 |
19 |
8 |
903 |
You've laid out a pretty cushy career path for me, Dad. |
1.3431 |
0.06308 |
102 |
76 |
17 |
9 |
904 |
His habit of sitting in the back of the class did not serve him well after graduation . . . |
1.3431 |
0.06460 |
102 |
77 |
15 |
10 |
905 |
You've probably heard I can be hard to work for. |
1.3431 |
0.06152 |
102 |
75 |
19 |
8 |
906 |
Number 8 in the back, you're a bit early. |
1.3431 |
0.05992 |
102 |
74 |
21 |
7 |
907 |
Lean in! |
1.3431 |
0.05992 |
102 |
74 |
21 |
7 |
908 |
Think of it this way, chances are I'll probably never get to you. |
1.3431 |
0.06460 |
102 |
77 |
15 |
10 |
909 |
I think this one is the most comfortable |
1.3431 |
0.05828 |
102 |
73 |
23 |
6 |
910 |
The other chairs are for my own ideas. |
1.3431 |
0.05659 |
102 |
72 |
25 |
5 |
911 |
I didn't know they had this many open positions! |
1.3431 |
0.05828 |
102 |
73 |
23 |
6 |
912 |
I assure you that as eighth in line for the inheritance, you will be contacted should the other seven not be reachable. |
1.3431 |
0.05485 |
102 |
71 |
27 |
4 |
913 |
We have eight layers of management even though you are my only employee. |
1.3431 |
0.06152 |
102 |
75 |
19 |
8 |
914 |
At least you know your place. |
1.3431 |
0.05305 |
102 |
70 |
29 |
3 |
915 |
I hope you're the new Feng Shui consultant. |
1.3431 |
0.06152 |
102 |
75 |
19 |
8 |
916 |
Although it's been harder to conduct this interview, you are right. Cool kids do always sit in the back. |
1.3431 |
0.06152 |
102 |
75 |
19 |
8 |
917 |
Do you have anymore snide comments Mr. Parker? I can have more chairs brought in. |
1.3431 |
0.05659 |
102 |
72 |
25 |
5 |
918 |
Well, they don't call me "chairman" for nothing! |
1.3431 |
0.05659 |
102 |
72 |
25 |
5 |
919 |
Pluto, you've been demoted. |
1.3431 |
0.05992 |
102 |
74 |
21 |
7 |
920 |
We don't do that corporate ladder stuff. |
1.3431 |
0.05828 |
102 |
73 |
23 |
6 |
921 |
Here's how the game is played. You will be asked eight questions. Answer them all correctly, and you will be the next US Ambassador to Sweden. Here's the first question: Am I the smartest man who ever lived? |
1.3431 |
0.06608 |
102 |
78 |
13 |
11 |
922 |
This position requires taking a back seat. |
1.3431 |
0.05992 |
102 |
74 |
21 |
7 |
923 |
It's all a matter of perspective! |
1.3431 |
0.05992 |
102 |
74 |
21 |
7 |
924 |
We don't have a quorum but I would like to hear reports from the chairs. |
1.3431 |
0.05305 |
102 |
70 |
29 |
3 |
925 |
As you can see, the invisibility serum works 8 out of 9 times. |
1.3402 |
0.06198 |
97 |
71 |
19 |
7 |
926 |
Now interviewing rows one though seven... |
1.3398 |
0.05614 |
103 |
73 |
25 |
5 |
927 |
As 8th in line to inherit the company... |
1.3367 |
0.05792 |
98 |
70 |
23 |
5 |
928 |
I can't offer you a promotion, but you may scoot forward a little. |
1.3366 |
0.05849 |
101 |
73 |
22 |
6 |
929 |
I'm afraid you'll have to place your carry on under the seat in front of you before we can begin. |
1.3366 |
0.05677 |
101 |
72 |
24 |
5 |
930 |
So, Bradford. What can you add to the company's 8-man rowing team? |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
931 |
Thank-you for your patience; the next available representative will be with you. |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
932 |
You.........in the eighth row....... |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
933 |
The position is yours. |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
934 |
As usual, we will need to hold those seats open in case some men show up. |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
935 |
The round table was way overrated. |
1.3366 |
0.05500 |
101 |
71 |
26 |
4 |
936 |
Here at Acme Roller Coaster we raise our arms in the last seat |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
937 |
I had to sit in a lot of chairs to get where I am today! |
1.3366 |
0.05677 |
101 |
72 |
24 |
5 |
938 |
Sir could you kindly store your bag underneath the seat in front of you? Thank you. |
1.3366 |
0.05849 |
101 |
73 |
22 |
6 |
939 |
You look like a bright young man. What color are my socks? |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
940 |
I like linear thinking. |
1.3366 |
0.05500 |
101 |
71 |
26 |
4 |
941 |
I would now welcome rows 8 and higher to board the interview. |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
942 |
Dave felt railroaded. |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
943 |
Show me a time where you have had to overcome obstacles to achieve your goal. |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
944 |
For each correct answer you get to move up a chair. First question: How great am I? |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
945 |
Now you know where you sit in the pecking order. |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
946 |
Number nine? |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
947 |
Ms. White, this might work better if you and your seven dwarves arranged yourselves in a semicircle. |
1.3366 |
0.06491 |
101 |
77 |
14 |
10 |
948 |
A service representative will be with you soon. Your approximate wait time is 27 years. |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
949 |
After what I just revealed, frankly I'm shocked you didn't leave with all the others." "I'm sorry, what? |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
950 |
Let me assure you that you take a back seat to no one. |
1.3366 |
0.05677 |
101 |
72 |
24 |
5 |
951 |
Sir, I can't help but feel I'm taking a backseat to everyone else in this organization." |
1.3366 |
0.05500 |
101 |
71 |
26 |
4 |
952 |
It is time I promote you to vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-chairman. |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
953 |
I admit I did wonder why you had asked to meet with the chairs. |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
954 |
In 5 years I see myself sitting a few seats closer to you. |
1.3366 |
0.05317 |
101 |
70 |
28 |
3 |
955 |
Even in light of recent events, you are still the eighth best candidate for the position. |
1.3366 |
0.05849 |
101 |
73 |
22 |
6 |
956 |
Are you selling chairs, or is this some ridiculous metaphor? |
1.3366 |
0.06491 |
101 |
77 |
14 |
10 |
957 |
You may have heard that I'm a distant boss. |
1.3366 |
0.05128 |
101 |
69 |
30 |
2 |
958 |
Congratulations. You've earned a seat upgrade. |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
959 |
Can’t we just meet in the middle? |
1.3366 |
0.05677 |
101 |
72 |
24 |
5 |
960 |
I brought you in to offer you some perspective. |
1.3366 |
0.05849 |
101 |
73 |
22 |
6 |
961 |
You're still waiting, Mitt? |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
962 |
Don't get outa line with me, fella. |
1.3366 |
0.05849 |
101 |
73 |
22 |
6 |
963 |
Yes, the music has stopped but you picked the wrong chair. |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
964 |
It's true. After climbing the corporate ladder, I became the chair man. |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
965 |
For $100 you can upgrade to first class for this interview. |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
966 |
Secretary of State appointment? I thought I was in line to interview for the next season of "The Apprentice".. |
1.3300 |
0.06675 |
100 |
78 |
11 |
11 |
967 |
Before we start, have you considered the advantages of being a Business-Class applicant? |
1.3300 |
0.05695 |
100 |
72 |
23 |
5 |
968 |
There isn't much I can do. The opportunities for advancement are right in front of you. |
1.3300 |
0.05329 |
100 |
70 |
27 |
3 |
969 |
This is not a job for someone who puts himself first. |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
970 |
Can those of you in the back of the room hear me all right? |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
971 |
All that's left is Secretary of the Interior. How are you at interiors? |
1.3300 |
0.05870 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
972 |
The chairman recognizes you. |
1.3300 |
0.05870 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
973 |
Well, sir, you told me a lot about yourself when you took that seat. |
1.3300 |
0.05515 |
100 |
71 |
25 |
4 |
974 |
The corporate ladder is a myth.Its chairs. |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
975 |
But, the great news for you, 008, is that opportunity is knocking! |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
976 |
Dad, don't you thinks perhaps it's time for me to move up in the firm? |
1.3300 |
0.05870 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
977 |
YOU , at the end chair, I think I can squeeze you in now! |
1.3300 |
0.05515 |
100 |
71 |
25 |
4 |
978 |
The feng shui design takes into account my misanthropy |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
979 |
We need someone who can think inside the box. |
1.3300 |
0.06204 |
100 |
75 |
17 |
8 |
980 |
It's a negotiation trick I just learned from Trump. |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
981 |
Welcome to Caboose Training 101. |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
982 |
That's a classic example of linear thinking |
1.3300 |
0.05870 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
983 |
Director Number 8, you're fired. The meeting was last week. |
1.3300 |
0.05870 |
100 |
73 |
21 |
6 |
984 |
Every time you answer a question correctly you can move up a chair. Shall we begin? |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
985 |
Where do you see your self in 10 years? |
1.3300 |
0.06039 |
100 |
74 |
19 |
7 |
986 |
Now that we’ve eliminated most of middle management, we should think about downsizing the furniture. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
987 |
It may not be practical, but the Feng Shui is off the charts. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
988 |
I don't know what position you applied for but you're hired. |
1.3265 |
0.06611 |
98 |
76 |
12 |
10 |
989 |
And that's the way it is at The Acme Caboose Company |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
990 |
Right, now that Snow White's agent is here, we can start the contract negotiations. |
1.3265 |
0.06611 |
98 |
76 |
12 |
10 |
991 |
Mr. Jones, welcome to our new Distance Learning Program. |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
992 |
We call it the 'millennial-sense-of-entitlement-adjuster'. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
993 |
Your references are excellent Mr. Jones, but you failed to put your carry-on items under the seat in front of you. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
994 |
So where do you see yourself in 7 chairs? |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
995 |
It appears you come from a long line of upholsterers. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
996 |
So, you're here for the vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-chair position...? |
1.3265 |
0.06285 |
98 |
74 |
16 |
8 |
997 |
All of the remaining Apprentice applicants left for government jobs in D.C. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
998 |
I meant it literally. Please, take a seat. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
999 |
The arrangement is a metaphor - now get over it |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1000 |
This week I'm interviewing far-sighted candidates only. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1001 |
Welcome to AT&T. Can you hear me now? |
1.3265 |
0.06285 |
98 |
74 |
16 |
8 |
1002 |
We are waiting on a few more rsvp's to sing at the inauguration!! |
1.3265 |
0.06285 |
98 |
74 |
16 |
8 |
1003 |
This time, when the music starts try to take a seat closer to me. |
1.3265 |
0.05576 |
98 |
70 |
24 |
4 |
1004 |
With every correct answer you move up a seat..... |
1.3265 |
0.05576 |
98 |
70 |
24 |
4 |
1005 |
We all can’t be the engineer, Mr. Caboose. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1006 |
Who will represent Snow White in this labor dispute? |
1.3265 |
0.06611 |
98 |
76 |
12 |
10 |
1007 |
When they said the middle class was disappearing, they weren't kidding. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1008 |
I feel like I can be a real asset to this interior design firm. |
1.3265 |
0.06769 |
98 |
77 |
10 |
11 |
1009 |
I'm sorry, but I was a Rear Admiral in the Navy. |
1.3265 |
0.06285 |
98 |
74 |
16 |
8 |
1010 |
When I invited you to 'pull up a chair', I had forgotten about your OCD. |
1.3265 |
0.06611 |
98 |
76 |
12 |
10 |
1011 |
Please hold your chugga-chuggas and woo-woos until the end. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1012 |
Don't think you can avoid questions by sitting in the back. |
1.3265 |
0.06285 |
98 |
74 |
16 |
8 |
1013 |
Your résumé is excellent, but we already have 7 dream candidates lined up for the position. |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
1014 |
And would you rate it "Too Big," "Too Small," or "Just Right?" |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
1015 |
You forgot to say 'Mother, may I?' That's why. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1016 |
No, Dave, I wouldn't say you're next in line for our management position. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1017 |
Ma'am? Excuse me, but that seat is reserved for Snow White. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1018 |
You won Musical Chairs, so congratulations, you are the new Secretary of State! |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1019 |
There are seats available in the front. |
1.3265 |
0.05384 |
98 |
69 |
26 |
3 |
1020 |
Playing "musical chairs" to determine who gets the job usually works better when we have more applicants. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1021 |
I won't lie to you: this job involves a great deal of travelling. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1022 |
I'm here to talk about my promotion, Sir. |
1.3265 |
0.06285 |
98 |
74 |
16 |
8 |
1023 |
We also offer free Wi-Fi and peanuts |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1024 |
Okay, tell me why I should hire you for this job, Mr. Caboose. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1025 |
Sorry, my secretary is out sick today and I've never had to arrange seats myself before. |
1.3265 |
0.06450 |
98 |
75 |
14 |
9 |
1026 |
We KNOW it was written for 12 chairs, but this is a really small theater. |
1.3265 |
0.06450 |
98 |
75 |
14 |
9 |
1027 |
I sense you're feeling apprehensive about our meeting. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1028 |
Peterson! I've decided to promote you to third chair. |
1.3265 |
0.05384 |
98 |
69 |
26 |
3 |
1029 |
Those seats are for closers. |
1.3265 |
0.05576 |
98 |
70 |
24 |
4 |
1030 |
We'll call if any positions open up. |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
1031 |
Does anyone else have any questions? |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
1032 |
I'm from the old "sled dog" school of management. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1033 |
Those are for our sapphire and platinum employees. |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
1034 |
I'm here to fill your vacancies |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
1035 |
We're coming out with a new line of chairs in the spring. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1036 |
You are only this many promotions away from having a seat at the table. |
1.3265 |
0.05384 |
98 |
69 |
26 |
3 |
1037 |
Okay, who's next? |
1.3265 |
0.06285 |
98 |
74 |
16 |
8 |
1038 |
Here at Apex Industries, we believe in room for advancement. |
1.3265 |
0.05384 |
98 |
69 |
26 |
3 |
1039 |
I'm sorry, only coach was available. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1040 |
Would you like to upgrade to Premium Seating? |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1041 |
How is your consulting work at our garlic plant going? |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1042 |
Overcoming fear of one-on-one meetings in eight easy steps. |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
1043 |
Answer seven questions correctly, and you get the job. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1044 |
And this chair is just right |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1045 |
The university is pleased to offer you a chair in our English department. Please select one. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1046 |
You'll be starting at an entry level with a good chance for rapid advancement. |
1.3265 |
0.05184 |
98 |
68 |
28 |
2 |
1047 |
This isn't church, Sullivan! |
1.3265 |
0.06611 |
98 |
76 |
12 |
10 |
1048 |
To start out you’d mostly be rowing. Do you have much experience working in chains? |
1.3265 |
0.06450 |
98 |
75 |
14 |
9 |
1049 |
What's this I hear about you thinking you are always "last in line" for a promotion? |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
1050 |
Mr. White, I'll settle the estate with the dwarves first. |
1.3265 |
0.06285 |
98 |
74 |
16 |
8 |
1051 |
"You've had a nice run Jenkins, but I'm afraid you're in the exit row". |
1.3265 |
0.06285 |
98 |
74 |
16 |
8 |
1052 |
This isn't church, you know. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1053 |
I'll be frank: You have a 1 in 8 chance of becoming Secretary of State. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1054 |
Take a seat. Seriously, I have too many. |
1.3265 |
0.05384 |
98 |
69 |
26 |
3 |
1055 |
Wilson, before the others arrive, we need to talk about your personal hygiene. |
1.3265 |
0.06285 |
98 |
74 |
16 |
8 |
1056 |
I just can't seem to reach you anymore, son. |
1.3265 |
0.06285 |
98 |
74 |
16 |
8 |
1057 |
Hey, you in the back, pipe down. |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1058 |
Of course there is room for advancement. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1059 |
OK. . .Here's how it works. . . .when the music stops. . . . . . . |
1.3265 |
0.06115 |
98 |
73 |
18 |
7 |
1060 |
Bill, congrats, you're next in line for the job. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1061 |
Our new company analogy is a train. You, my friend, are the caboose. |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
1062 |
These previous seats, State, Defense, Commerce, Homeland Security, and so on- are now all filled with great people, tremendous people. They say you're a terrific ornithologist. I just need a little guidance with my tweets. |
1.3232 |
0.06230 |
99 |
75 |
16 |
8 |
1063 |
And to my favorite nephew Harold, I bequeath the seven chairs that sit before you. |
1.3232 |
0.06230 |
99 |
75 |
16 |
8 |
1064 |
So close, yet sofa. |
1.3232 |
0.06230 |
99 |
75 |
16 |
8 |
1065 |
For every right answer, you move up a chair. |
1.3232 |
0.05339 |
99 |
70 |
26 |
3 |
1066 |
Why, Yes. Working here CAN be like a roller-coaster ride. Why do you ask? |
1.3232 |
0.05142 |
99 |
69 |
28 |
2 |
1067 |
Thank you all for coming today. |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
1068 |
I see you're comfortable in coach, that is a promising start. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
1069 |
we're making America neat again. |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
1070 |
Forget the Middleman |
1.3232 |
0.06393 |
99 |
76 |
14 |
9 |
1071 |
Good news. I'm upgrading you to business class. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
1072 |
My Feng Shui guy swears this helps the energy, and it must because he's always laughing when he leaves. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1073 |
I can see something in you that the others are missing. |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1074 |
Please be patient. We have more than the usual number of chairs today. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1075 |
Did you want to trade in some of your miles and be upgraded to first class? |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1076 |
There are a lot of nobodies ahead of you, son. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1077 |
Like many top executives, I prefer to maintain at least six degrees of separation from any controversy. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1078 |
Well Snow White. Your dwarfs are late for the meeting. Again. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1079 |
Comfy? |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1080 |
I'm sorry, but that's the company line. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1081 |
I take it your the very last person to kiss my ass today? |
1.3196 |
0.06479 |
97 |
75 |
13 |
9 |
1082 |
I like a woman who knows her place. |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
1083 |
Think of it as the front of a line in which you’re sitting backwards. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1084 |
So this is why they call him the Chairman. |
1.3196 |
0.06643 |
97 |
76 |
11 |
10 |
1085 |
They are reserved for important people. |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
1086 |
There's seating available in the front. |
1.3196 |
0.05191 |
97 |
68 |
27 |
2 |
1087 |
What kind of columnist did you think we were looking for? |
1.3196 |
0.06479 |
97 |
75 |
13 |
9 |
1088 |
So, as the designated survivor... |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1089 |
So, you think you'd like to work for us here at Boeing? |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1090 |
20/20 vision is essential for this job! |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1091 |
Thanks for coming to this press conference. In the interest of time, only the first seven rows of reporters can ask questions. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1092 |
The front rows are reserved for members of our platinum program. |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
1093 |
You may have the aisle but I get the window! |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1094 |
Candidly, you weren't our first choice for this position, or even our seventh. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1095 |
Welcome to the Clinton Foundation, Mr. Five Dollar Donor. |
1.3196 |
0.06959 |
97 |
78 |
7 |
12 |
1096 |
There is room for you to work your way up in this company. |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
1097 |
Last chance to buy an upgrade. |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
1098 |
NO ! I said "eight cheers" for our new partner. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1099 |
You aren't obligated to sit in the last seat, Mr. Zwick. |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
1100 |
It feels just right, sir! |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1101 |
You're next. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1102 |
Today, it appears, that the last shall be first. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1103 |
I don't mind waiting. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1104 |
Our employees do not climb; they move forward |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1105 |
It's a bit of a commute. |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1106 |
You'd be eighth Vice President, but our first visible one. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1107 |
Good choice. We like employees who have vision. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1108 |
I have you in line for something. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1109 |
I'm afraid your request for an upgrade did not go through. |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1110 |
I did ask for the exit row |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1111 |
The dwarves will be here shortly. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1112 |
I always fly economy. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1113 |
Work hard, and you'll move up quickly |
1.3196 |
0.05394 |
97 |
69 |
25 |
3 |
1114 |
My strengths, let's see, I've been told I'm good at leading from behind. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1115 |
Please wait until your number is called. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1116 |
I started from the back and now I'm here |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1117 |
Will you be filling any vacancies today? |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
1118 |
I apologize for the misprint. This is the interview for chair traffic controller. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1119 |
I suppose you're wondering why I asked you and your six little friends to stop in. |
1.3196 |
0.06643 |
97 |
76 |
11 |
10 |
1120 |
You're next. |
1.3196 |
0.05394 |
97 |
69 |
25 |
3 |
1121 |
Interesting choice. You're hired! |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1122 |
Uncle Harry always made sure his nephew remembered he was only eighth in line to his fortune |
1.3196 |
0.05394 |
97 |
69 |
25 |
3 |
1123 |
I don't care if you are the last man on Earth. "You're fired!" |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1124 |
I regret to inform you Matthew that the last actually will be last. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1125 |
For only $320 we can upgrade you to "business class". |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1126 |
Can everyone hear me in the back? |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1127 |
You weren't my first choice, but you're next in line. |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1128 |
We'll be joined by the Vertical Integration team. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1129 |
You’re last and most likely the least. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1130 |
As you can see, we take the role of chairman quite seriously. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1131 |
So...which one has the pea? |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1132 |
Last and Least..... |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1133 |
Please remain seated until the interview comes to a complete stop. Permanecer sentados, por favor. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1134 |
Gottlieb, I've asked you here today for a status report on my new conference table. |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
1135 |
Hello, Jim. Welcome to the United States Postal Service headquarters. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1136 |
I'm sorry. You picked the wrong chair again, Mr. Smith. Better luck tomorrow! |
1.3196 |
0.05394 |
97 |
69 |
25 |
3 |
1137 |
Congratulations. I'm promoting you to 7th vice-president. |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1138 |
Well, as an economy class employee, you'll have to pay to check your briefcase. |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1139 |
"In addition, the position offers significant opportunities for advancement.? |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1140 |
Your issue will be addressed in the order it was received. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1141 |
I didn't say "Simon says". |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
1142 |
The position has been filled. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1143 |
You may be wondering why I've asked you all here today. |
1.3196 |
0.06643 |
97 |
76 |
11 |
10 |
1144 |
I'm sorry Mam, but you'll just have to wait your turn-as you can see there are a lot of qualified men ahead of you. |
1.3196 |
0.06479 |
97 |
75 |
13 |
9 |
1145 |
After watching seven of the managers above him getting fired one at a time, Bob wondered if there would be bagels after the meeting. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1146 |
OK, start the music. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1147 |
They don't call me The Chairman for nothin'. |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
1148 |
But around here, there'll be no whistling while you work! |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1149 |
Snow White left her estate to the Seven Dwarfs and the Guy Who Did Her Taxes. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1150 |
Should have booked the priority seat for the interview |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1151 |
Coffee? Tea? Binoculars? |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1152 |
It is time to re-evaluate your position in this company. |
1.3196 |
0.05394 |
97 |
69 |
25 |
3 |
1153 |
When the music stops, you're fired. |
1.3196 |
0.05394 |
97 |
69 |
25 |
3 |
1154 |
...keeping in mind that the closest exit may be behind you |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1155 |
There's no chain of command here, just streamlined vertical integration. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1156 |
You are now free to move about the cabin. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1157 |
Management practices learned at the Department of Motor Vehicles are hard to break. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1158 |
What this means is that you were my last choice! |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1159 |
I guess that leaves you Tillerson. |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1160 |
I'm looking for a non-linear thinker. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1161 |
'The will specifically states that everything goes to the seventh son.' |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1162 |
Something tells me I'm either way too early or way too late,... |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1163 |
So what qualifications do you have as a caboose operator? |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1164 |
For efficiency I've eliminated the chain of command. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1165 |
As I predicted, very few people survived the reorganization. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1166 |
Not that one! |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1167 |
I thought offering everyone an aisle seat would draw more people to this meeting. |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
1168 |
Welcome to the chain of command, Johnson. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1169 |
And, as a new employee, you have your career path in front of you. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1170 |
Be assured the seating is random and in no way reflects your status. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1171 |
Who are you calling a coxswain? |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1172 |
Because I can. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1173 |
Mercer, it's the end of the line for you. |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1174 |
I’m looking for a farsighted businessman. |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
1175 |
No worries, it actually helps to be the last person interviewed. |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1176 |
Now that I have ranked the candidates by preference, let us proceed. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1177 |
I feel like you're trying to tell me something. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1178 |
...and that brings us to you, Mother. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
1179 |
Thank you for seeing me, Mr. Trump. |
1.3163 |
0.06421 |
98 |
76 |
13 |
9 |
1180 |
Good morning, 8A |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
1181 |
You're on the upgrade list. |
1.3163 |
0.05542 |
98 |
71 |
23 |
4 |
1182 |
I'll wait. Eight is my lucky number. |
1.3163 |
0.05728 |
98 |
72 |
21 |
5 |
1183 |
My daughter has the furnishings concession, is why. |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
1184 |
Welcome to business class. |
1.3163 |
0.05728 |
98 |
72 |
21 |
5 |
1185 |
I am afraid you will have to wait your turn. |
1.3131 |
0.05858 |
99 |
74 |
19 |
6 |
1186 |
My strength is that I am a back seat driver. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1187 |
Which of you would like to Chair our next fundraising event? |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
1188 |
Do you have any experience working in the airline industry? |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1189 |
That's the closest anyone has made it in the interview process so far. |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
1190 |
I understand you're the corporate analyst who claimed I'm a narrow-minded SOB. |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
1191 |
So, why do you want to work for NASA, Mr. .... Neptune? |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
1192 |
Due to budget cuts, we're prepping you to travel coach. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
1193 |
Congratulations! You're hired. The others left when the music stopped. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1194 |
Interesting use of the space, Mr. Chairman. |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
1195 |
No, that is NOT why they call me 'Chairman'. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
1196 |
SO, let me understand: Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey are walking out to renegotiate and you're their lawyer, Mr. Sleazy? |
1.3125 |
0.06508 |
96 |
75 |
12 |
9 |
1197 |
You didn't say 'Donald may I?' |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1198 |
I'm known throughout the industry for putting people first. |
1.3125 |
0.05403 |
96 |
69 |
24 |
3 |
1199 |
We'll be boarding today's meeting starting from the rear of the cabin. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1200 |
Yes , I would consider it a message. |
1.3125 |
0.05403 |
96 |
69 |
24 |
3 |
1201 |
Young man in the back. Did you not read my ad? It clearly states I'm only hiring ghost writers. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1202 |
You just seem so distant lately! |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1203 |
As you can see, we offer many opportunities for a new employee to move up in the company. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1204 |
My philosophy is simple. The first shall be last and the last will stay last. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1205 |
Right then, going down the list, is number 2 here? |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
1206 |
All in favor? |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1207 |
As you can see, Mr. Berry, there are many talented applicants ahead of you. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
1208 |
In this part of the interview, we will test how you handle a long distance relationship. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1209 |
I think you'll find that our benefits are excellent and that there is plenty of opportunity for advancement. |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
1210 |
I'm pretty sure the rules are when the music stops, we remove a chair. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1211 |
Just waiting for The Seven Deadly Sins to get here. |
1.3125 |
0.06337 |
96 |
74 |
14 |
8 |
1212 |
I come from a long line of Chairmen. |
1.3125 |
0.05403 |
96 |
69 |
24 |
3 |
1213 |
You are correct, Ms. Foster, the capital of Kazakhstan is indeed Astana. Please move forward three spaces. |
1.3125 |
0.05403 |
96 |
69 |
24 |
3 |
1214 |
Don't underestimate the competition |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
1215 |
Bob regretted not having upgraded to First Class. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1216 |
You know, this company could use a man who takes a back seat to no one. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1217 |
So convince me you need to move to the next chair.... |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1218 |
At our company, there are plenty of opportunities to get ahead. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1219 |
You are going to have to speak up. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
1220 |
From front to back, I'd like you to welcome Topper, Mrs. Muir, Casper, Sam Wheat, Jacob Marley, Dr. Malcolm Crowe and Hamlet's father. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
1221 |
I have a thing about getting too close to my employees |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1222 |
This is why you must never, ever reply-all. |
1.3125 |
0.06837 |
96 |
77 |
8 |
11 |
1223 |
Yes, I see that. But you still have to wait your turn!! |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
1224 |
Why must you always take a back seat to no one? |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1225 |
Alright, who's next? |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
1226 |
This is not what I meant when I asked you to chair the meeting. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1227 |
I said shares! |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
1228 |
For every right answer to my questions you will advance forward one chair. |
1.3125 |
0.05403 |
96 |
69 |
24 |
3 |
1229 |
My management style? I tend to lead from behind. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1230 |
I see on your resume that you have experience with office layout... |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
1231 |
Well, Smith, let’s talk about Accounting’s rule that we all must fly Coach. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1232 |
There, I created space for dissenting opinions! |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1233 |
Hmm. That is the correct spelling of 'succedaneum'. You may advance one chair. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
1234 |
This puts climbing our corporate ladder in a more comfortable perspective. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
1235 |
Not very bright, are you? |
1.3125 |
0.06508 |
96 |
75 |
12 |
9 |
1236 |
Why, yes, I used to work for Jet Blue. How did you know? |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1237 |
Eighth chair? It's like playing triangle in the high school band. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1238 |
WHO IS NEXT? |
1.3125 |
0.05602 |
96 |
70 |
22 |
4 |
1239 |
Why is it that lawyers always choose the emergency exit row? |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1240 |
Now, tell me how I sound from third in the front. |
1.3093 |
0.06106 |
97 |
74 |
16 |
7 |
1241 |
Don't worry, the other candidates are all very short. |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
1242 |
So, Mr. Consultant, just how would you reorganize things here at Caboose, International? |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
1243 |
Let's make this quick. I've got a long line of people after this. |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
1244 |
I'm sorry. You'll have to place your carry-on under the seat in front of you. |
1.3085 |
0.06241 |
94 |
72 |
15 |
7 |
1245 |
Donald, you are far and away the best candidate for the job. |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
1246 |
Fortunately for you the curse only extended to the seventh son. |
1.3085 |
0.05245 |
94 |
67 |
25 |
2 |
1247 |
Since you ask, the other seven auditors are currently in witness protection. |
1.3085 |
0.06241 |
94 |
72 |
15 |
7 |
1248 |
As for you... |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
1249 |
At our airline everybody gets an aisle seat. |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
1250 |
Raise your hand if you can hear me in the back. |
1.3085 |
0.05863 |
94 |
70 |
19 |
5 |
1251 |
The one all the way in the back. You seem eager. What's your question? |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
1252 |
Would like to upgrade to business class? |
1.3085 |
0.06422 |
94 |
73 |
13 |
8 |
1253 |
Sir, with all due respect, you told me to get the board members in line. |
1.3085 |
0.05863 |
94 |
70 |
19 |
5 |
1254 |
Number eight. Please step forward. |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
1255 |
Finally, an aisle seat! |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
1256 |
Welcome to the annual Shareholder meeting. |
1.3085 |
0.06241 |
94 |
72 |
15 |
7 |
1257 |
We've got a few open chairs you can fill. |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
1258 |
By a process of elimination, it is now your turn to be eliminated. |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
1259 |
I see you back there, Hollingsworth. No point trying to be inconspicuous. |
1.3085 |
0.05863 |
94 |
70 |
19 |
5 |
1260 |
Unfortunately, we have decided we won't be filling the vacancies at this time. |
1.3085 |
0.05863 |
94 |
70 |
19 |
5 |
1261 |
Simon says, take out your resumé and move one chair closer. |
1.3085 |
0.05245 |
94 |
67 |
25 |
2 |
1262 |
I'm a cinch for this job. Just a bunch of nobodies ahead of me. |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
1263 |
Number nine? Number nine? |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
1264 |
Can you hear me back there? I asked if you consider yourself to be an assertive person. |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
1265 |
The beverage cart will be coming down the aisle shortly. |
1.3085 |
0.05863 |
94 |
70 |
19 |
5 |
1266 |
The cleaners like feng shui; they just don't like me. |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
1267 |
No, I meant literally. Please take a seat. |
1.3085 |
0.05863 |
94 |
70 |
19 |
5 |
1268 |
Not that one! |
1.3085 |
0.06241 |
94 |
72 |
15 |
7 |
1269 |
Welcome to the emergency meeting of the office design subcommittee. |
1.3085 |
0.05459 |
94 |
68 |
23 |
3 |
1270 |
I have reason to believe that one of you may not be a toddler. |
1.3085 |
0.06241 |
94 |
72 |
15 |
7 |
1271 |
If you can hear me, you're fired. |
1.3085 |
0.06422 |
94 |
73 |
13 |
8 |
1272 |
Simon says you can move one chair forward. |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
1273 |
If we make a profit this year we'll buy a table. |
1.3085 |
0.05245 |
94 |
67 |
25 |
2 |
1274 |
So, perhaps YOU would like to be Secretary of State?! |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
1275 |
I like a man who knows how to take a backseat to his boss. |
1.3085 |
0.06241 |
94 |
72 |
15 |
7 |
1276 |
Your previous job was interior cabin design at Boeing? |
1.3085 |
0.06241 |
94 |
72 |
15 |
7 |
1277 |
And you sir, at the back. Are you representing Messrs. Happy, Sleepy, Dopey et al. in this deposition? |
1.3085 |
0.06241 |
94 |
72 |
15 |
7 |
1278 |
Because you stink...that's why. |
1.3085 |
0.06422 |
94 |
73 |
13 |
8 |
1279 |
The job requires unique solutions to linear problems. |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
1280 |
Thank you for waiting, Mr. Blitzen. |
1.3085 |
0.05459 |
94 |
68 |
23 |
3 |
1281 |
I hope you're better than our last Feng Shui Master. |
1.3085 |
0.06422 |
94 |
73 |
13 |
8 |
1282 |
In conclusion... |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
1283 |
I asked you to stay after the others left so I can finally see who you are. |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
1284 |
So you want to be in the railroad business. |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
1285 |
I'll be with you in a minute, mom. |
1.3085 |
0.06422 |
94 |
73 |
13 |
8 |
1286 |
Want to be Secretary of State? |
1.3085 |
0.06422 |
94 |
73 |
13 |
8 |
1287 |
Before we begin the interview process, let me explain why all of you are here. |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
1288 |
Let's see, chair 8...assistant to the assistant deputy second vice president, right? |
1.3085 |
0.05863 |
94 |
70 |
19 |
5 |
1289 |
The reserved seats are courtesy of our corporate sponsors. Next question? |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
1290 |
The caboose is very important - but yes, I am always the engine. |
1.3085 |
0.06055 |
94 |
71 |
17 |
6 |
1291 |
Welcome aboard, Johnson. |
1.3085 |
0.06241 |
94 |
72 |
15 |
7 |
1292 |
Seats number one through seven: thank you for your time. Seat number eight: come back tomorrow. |
1.3085 |
0.06241 |
94 |
72 |
15 |
7 |
1293 |
I hear you're the guy behind the guy, behind the guy, behind the guy... |
1.3085 |
0.05459 |
94 |
68 |
23 |
3 |
1294 |
You're just the man for the job, assuming we don't find anyone else first. |
1.3053 |
0.05810 |
95 |
71 |
19 |
5 |
1295 |
I can’t fire you until I see the whites of your eyes |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
1296 |
Your application is very important to us. Your interview will be conducted in the order it was received. |
1.3053 |
0.06184 |
95 |
73 |
15 |
7 |
1297 |
I'm ready for my eye test. |
1.3011 |
0.06448 |
93 |
73 |
12 |
8 |
1298 |
I'm meeting with Middle Management separately... |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
1299 |
Two! Four! Six! Eight! Who's the temp we terminate? |
1.3011 |
0.06448 |
93 |
73 |
12 |
8 |
1300 |
You must interviewing for the back office position? |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
1301 |
I have never felt comfortable with the six degrees of separation theory. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1302 |
What makes you believe you'd be a good caboose operator? |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
1303 |
That's all we have time for today. Interviews resume on Monday at 10:00 a.m. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1304 |
Your bag must be stowed under the seat in front of you for layoff. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1305 |
This is what you meant by line management. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1306 |
Sorry that you have to take a back seat to everyone else. |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
1307 |
I see you chose the comfy chair. |
1.3011 |
0.06448 |
93 |
73 |
12 |
8 |
1308 |
Mr. President, with all due respect, I'm afraid I won't give you the nuclear code either. |
1.3011 |
0.06448 |
93 |
73 |
12 |
8 |
1309 |
You really should have booked your appointment earlier. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1310 |
I'll hear your report, 008. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1311 |
Each time you agree with me you can move up one chair,-If Ivanca concurres. |
1.3011 |
0.06448 |
93 |
73 |
12 |
8 |
1312 |
Your final test is the most difficult: you must beat yourself at musical chairs. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1313 |
Unfortunately, there are seven more qualified applicants ahead of you. |
1.3011 |
0.06448 |
93 |
73 |
12 |
8 |
1314 |
He got the job because there was nothing but lazy-boys ahead of him..... |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1315 |
I start every interview with this question: which seat in the roller coaster moves faster, the front, or the back? |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1316 |
The job of chairman is actually pretty straightforward. |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
1317 |
I sense a distance between us |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1318 |
I said "bring me the chairman", not "bring me the chairs man." |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
1319 |
You see, all of our employees work remotely. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1320 |
Seems like the other applicants are lacking presence. |
1.3011 |
0.05249 |
93 |
67 |
24 |
2 |
1321 |
Bob I assure you in this job you'll take a backseat to no one. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1322 |
Hey you, in the cheap seat |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1323 |
Yes, I'm speaking to you in the back row. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1324 |
Semi-circles are so last century. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1325 |
I guess you're next, Mother. |
1.3011 |
0.06627 |
93 |
74 |
10 |
9 |
1326 |
You have enough rewards to move up three seats. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1327 |
A long time ago, in a chair far, far away. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1328 |
We decided to make it perfectly clear how important you are to us. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1329 |
Finally scored an aisle seat! |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1330 |
Mathew 20:16, I get it. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1331 |
Why do you want to work for the DMV? |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1332 |
Welcome to Delta son. |
1.3011 |
0.06627 |
93 |
74 |
10 |
9 |
1333 |
Ok Johnson, I'll lead and you follow. Apparently everyone else got out of the way. |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
1334 |
Will the next person in the line of succession please come forward. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1335 |
I see that you have been seated commensurately with your salary. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1336 |
In eight years you’ll be sitting in my seat. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1337 |
Take a number. |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
1338 |
Today we'll talk about your inferiority complex |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
1339 |
You are supposed to wait for the music to stop before grabbing a seat. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1340 |
Give me seven good reasons why I should talk to you. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1341 |
Tell me, why you want a job with Amtrak? |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
1342 |
Is it my breath? |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1343 |
I'm counting on you to step up. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1344 |
We like to think of ourselves as a far-sighted company. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1345 |
Oh I don't mind waiting, I've been assured my inquiry is very important to you multiple times already. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1346 |
Simon says, "Take two chairs forward." |
1.3011 |
0.05249 |
93 |
67 |
24 |
2 |
1347 |
I'm sorry, Ken, but you're in the exit row. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1348 |
Henry....the eighth. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1349 |
If the company crashes, that's the best seat. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1350 |
Did I ever tell you I was a coxswain in college? |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
1351 |
Group A got the invisibility pill. Group B got slow-release poison. |
1.3011 |
0.06448 |
93 |
73 |
12 |
8 |
1352 |
We’d now like to welcome our Platinum Select / Advantage Signature Card employees. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1353 |
Simon says move two seats forward then one seat back. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1354 |
Boeing Stockholder Meeting |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
1355 |
See how close you can get before the music stops. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1356 |
You'll be pleased to know that you're my eighth choice for the job |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1357 |
Yes, Mr. President, I would say this qualifies as arms length. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1358 |
Are there opportunities to move up in this office? |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1359 |
I'm telling you, it's only a slight cold... |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1360 |
Allen never could take a hint. |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1361 |
Room for advancement? Let me check. |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
1362 |
You can't fire me too, dad. I'm your son, Barron. |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
1363 |
I would ask you to sit closer but unfortunately the other chairs are reserved for the more qualified job applicants. |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1364 |
If you were a member of our loyalty program, Mr. Wilson, you might have gotten a free upgrade to the front. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1365 |
Did I mention that the position involves a lot of travel? |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1366 |
I said MY GREATEST WEAKNESS IS SEPARATION ANXIETY. |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
1367 |
I used to be a flight attendant. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1368 |
If you can hear me in the back row, get out. |
1.3011 |
0.06627 |
93 |
74 |
10 |
9 |
1369 |
You have a remote chance of being hired. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1370 |
A golden parachute is located in a pouch under your seat or under the armrest. |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
1371 |
There'll be room for advancement. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1372 |
And where do you see yourself in five years? |
1.3011 |
0.05879 |
93 |
70 |
18 |
5 |
1373 |
It should be clear to you that I'm the engine of this company and you, you're the caboose. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1374 |
How many chairs closer do you see yourself in five years? |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
1375 |
I'm not the chairman of the board, I'm chairman of the chairs. |
1.3011 |
0.06448 |
93 |
73 |
12 |
8 |
1376 |
Could you speak up please? |
1.3011 |
0.06074 |
93 |
71 |
16 |
6 |
1377 |
Alphabetically, Mr Zorata. |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
1378 |
Nope - those chairs are for people who don't hate my guts. |
1.3011 |
0.06264 |
93 |
72 |
14 |
7 |
1379 |
Of course, I value your input. |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1380 |
HR wants me to maintain some management distance. |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
1381 |
When I asked you to anchor the meeting..... |
1.3011 |
0.05677 |
93 |
69 |
20 |
4 |
1382 |
It’s for your own protection — I had tuna and onion dip for lunch. |
1.3011 |
0.06448 |
93 |
73 |
12 |
8 |
1383 |
No, I'm sure the restraining order said 8 FEET. |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1384 |
Acme railroad would love to have you come on board. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1385 |
Take a number please. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1386 |
Mr. McElvey, you're the last candidate today. The others didn't fare so well. |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
1387 |
Well, sure, if we weren't in a blackout period, you could use your miles. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1388 |
The 2018 meeting of left-leaning Supreme Court justices will now come to order. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1389 |
By far the tallest of the eight applicants, Mildred felt sure she had an advantage. |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
1390 |
No, it's not too late to register for Trump University. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1391 |
I'll see if my secretary can squeeze you in. |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
1392 |
And thats when the CEO of Lionel Trains knew he had his new sales manager for his caboose divison. |
1.2935 |
0.06473 |
92 |
73 |
11 |
8 |
1393 |
Let's begin with the man in the 8th row. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1394 |
My feng shui interior decorator failed to foresee layoffs. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1395 |
Needless to say, your not the Presdent Elect's first choice. |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
1396 |
Did the music stop? |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1397 |
Yes, you have a question? In the back? Middle row? |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1398 |
You're just not business class material Jensen. Now take a moment to familiarize yourself with the exit. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1399 |
At least it's not a ladder... |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1400 |
As our newest employee at Comfy Chair Inc., you should have no delusions about your status here, Mr. Chesterfield. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1401 |
Please remain seated until your job comes to a full and complete halt. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1402 |
I started in the last chair. Now I'm chairman. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1403 |
I've decided to give you this assignment 008. |
1.2935 |
0.05250 |
92 |
67 |
23 |
2 |
1404 |
Johnson, you are last and, yes, least. |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
1405 |
Your seven colleagues who are better than you will be here shortly. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1406 |
Looks like you're first in line for the cabinet position. |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
1407 |
I'm trying to put you in perspective. |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
1408 |
Doris, can you get me a copy of Feng Shui for Dummies? |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
1409 |
Last in line please |
1.2935 |
0.06655 |
92 |
74 |
9 |
9 |
1410 |
I have a thing about aisle seats. |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
1411 |
In the unlikely event of a stock market crash, your seat cushion can be used as a comforting device. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1412 |
As president of Caboose, Incorporated let me start off this job interview by commenting that you chose wisely on your seat selection. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1413 |
Son, I assure you, you're currently next in line to succeed me. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1414 |
Congratulations. You're the only one of nine applicants who understands how musical chairs works! |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
1415 |
Mr. Smith, I understand your clients object to being called 'dwarfs' in our films. |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
1416 |
Am I hear to see you or are you here to see me? |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1417 |
Yes, you there in the back |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
1418 |
First, we test for your WTF quotient. |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
1419 |
The new interior designer used to work for an airline. |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
1420 |
If you'd like, sir, we could move your 12 o'clock to a closer 12 o'clock. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1421 |
Now, you understand that this is not an executive position. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1422 |
You are customer number eight. I'll be with you shortly. This encounter is being recorded for quality assurance purposes. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1423 |
As president of B&O Railroad, I like to say 'Welcome Aboard' to new employees. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1424 |
You're not in grade school anymore, Mr. Zzeltman. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1425 |
Where do you see yourself 5 decades from now? |
1.2935 |
0.06473 |
92 |
73 |
11 |
8 |
1426 |
This is a flat organization where you'll advance forward, not upward |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
1427 |
Will this be your first position with a railroad company? |
1.2935 |
0.05250 |
92 |
67 |
23 |
2 |
1428 |
What I really hate are empty suits. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1429 |
Yet, I can still smell your aftershave Crumby. |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
1430 |
Well, yes, we did say that applicants should take a back seat to no one. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1431 |
People who had the job before you. They're...away |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1432 |
Ah, yes, the germophobe. |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
1433 |
You're probably wondering why I called this meeting. |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
1434 |
You've got something special, Jones! Our next meeting, sit yourself down in Chair #7! |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
1435 |
I'll take one question. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1436 |
Mom, I know you're back there. |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
1437 |
Well, mainly we deal in chairs. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1438 |
Remember, Perkins. Filling empty seats is the business of our airline! |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
1439 |
This is only the first day of Hanukkah. On the eighth day all seats will be taken. |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
1440 |
You're probably wondering why I called this meeting. |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
1441 |
OK, OK! Simon says move up to the front chair! |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1442 |
Someone needs to keep you in line. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1443 |
At least someone tall isn't sitting in front of me. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1444 |
You can look forward to rapid advancement in this firm. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1445 |
You're our new Outreach Chair. |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
1446 |
Only one applicant for Trump's Secretary of Apologies. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1447 |
I like to take the long view. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
1448 |
I wanted to be perfectly straight with you today. |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
1449 |
Number nine? Number nine? |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
1450 |
Before we read the will, would the dwarfs' representative state her name for the record. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1451 |
Sorry for the misunderstanding. We’re a roller coaster company. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1452 |
There will be no upgrades for this meeting. |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
1453 |
NUMBER 7. |
1.2935 |
0.06093 |
92 |
71 |
15 |
6 |
1454 |
What did you think they meant by chairman? |
1.2935 |
0.05473 |
92 |
68 |
21 |
3 |
1455 |
Ill now take questions from the front row |
1.2935 |
0.06286 |
92 |
72 |
13 |
7 |
1456 |
Next, please! |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1457 |
Farther. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1458 |
Frankly, we got the concept from the airlines. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1459 |
At our company, we skip the middle man |
1.2903 |
0.05203 |
93 |
68 |
23 |
2 |
1460 |
Simon says to move up one chair. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1461 |
Please note the location of the nearest emergency exit. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
1462 |
You realize that you were the only one invited to this meeting, right? |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1463 |
In your latest review, your colleagues found you consistently take a back seat on new projects. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
1464 |
And how would you describe your people skills? |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1465 |
The other candidates for the job have made my choice much easier, Governor Perry. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1466 |
We're making you a priority. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1467 |
Now my scheme is a bit more involved than Kevin Bacon's. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
1468 |
Smithers, where do you see yourself in five years? |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
1469 |
Feel free to move closer, Johnson. There's no proof that it's contagious. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1470 |
And then there was but one. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1471 |
I sense there is some kind of pecking order in this company. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1472 |
When they said I was 8th in line I didn't expect this! |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1473 |
An upgrade is not available at this time. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1474 |
And where do you see yourself in 10 years? |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
1475 |
Are you feeling small and inconsequential yet? |
1.2903 |
0.05203 |
93 |
68 |
23 |
2 |
1476 |
You're the first candidate who chose correctly when I said, "Take a seat." Congratulations, the job's yours. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1477 |
What assets do you believe you can bring to Amtrak? |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1478 |
Seating upgrades are still available for our elite meeting members |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1479 |
I'm rather fond of economy class, sir. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
1480 |
I get it that you're pressed for time, but the Seven Dwarfs got here first. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1481 |
And what do you believe you have to offer that these seven imaginary applicants don't? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1482 |
Don't be shy. There are plenty of seats up front. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1483 |
patience has its rewards ; and no , you are not out of line . |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
1484 |
If you want to sit closer to the front, that will cost extra. And if you can't fit that brief case under the seat, there is an additional charge! |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1485 |
Miller, you may have noticed we've made a few staffing changes. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
1486 |
Keep up the good work, and you'll be promoted to a vibrating recliner in no time. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
1487 |
Sir, for a small fee you can upgrade your seat. |
1.2872 |
0.05157 |
94 |
69 |
23 |
2 |
1488 |
``Chris! Chris Christie! Is that you?'' |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
1489 |
Before this interview starts please put your phone on airplane mode. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
1490 |
You're our first choice for the position |
1.2872 |
0.06350 |
94 |
75 |
11 |
8 |
1491 |
Comfy? |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1492 |
For a few bucks more I'll move you up to First Class. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1493 |
Next, next, next, next, next, next, next, and next. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1494 |
When the music stops, you can move up. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
1495 |
One day, if you work hard enough, you can sit where all those other people sat. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
1496 |
So, you didn't get your flu shot. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1497 |
Where do you see yourself in the next five years? |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
1498 |
Thanks for coming in, son. I wonder if you could help me rearrange the furniture. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1499 |
Have you been waiting long? |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
1500 |
When I was your age they were rungs on a ladder |
1.2857 |
0.05250 |
91 |
67 |
22 |
2 |
1501 |
I said 'shares of stock', not 'chairs in stock'! |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
1502 |
Ms. Thomas, as you can see, this is a vertically integrated company. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
1503 |
choo-choo |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
1504 |
It's up to you to find the one that is just right. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1505 |
I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to wait your turn. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1506 |
They didn't say Mother May I. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1507 |
So, what brings you to Caboose Industries? |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1508 |
And don't ask why you failed to get the aggressive salesman job! |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1509 |
Welcome to our firm where you'll advance by following the straight and narrow. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1510 |
I'm sorry, sir. I can't allow you to move if you didn't pay for a seat upgrade. |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
1511 |
Can you hear me now? Good. |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
1512 |
We like to keep our ducks in a row. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
1513 |
So, you want to be an editor? |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1514 |
You know, for an extra fee you could have a seat in first class. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1515 |
When the others get here I'll start the music. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1516 |
There are no upgrades available at this time. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
1517 |
Please hold, your meeting is important to us. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1518 |
I'm sorry, face-to-face interviews are not available in Economy Class. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1519 |
With the holidays and all I wanted to hint how far from promotion you are without making it awkward. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1520 |
If you'd feel more comfortable, move up one chair. |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
1521 |
Your CV says you always take the long view - give me a recent example. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
1522 |
If we hire you, where do you see yourself in five years? |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
91 |
66 |
24 |
1 |
1523 |
You're perfect for our caboose division. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1524 |
As Chairman its refreshing to know that taking a backseat come naturally to you... |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
1525 |
Ross took a back seat to no one. |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
1526 |
Great work, Dave; next time sit one seat closer. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
1527 |
Now accepting applications for White House Press Secretary. |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
1528 |
Did you say something? |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1529 |
You're hired. I did not say 'Simon says everybody get out'. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1530 |
When you are as controversial as I am, you don't let anyone get close enough to deck you. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
1531 |
...and finally, #8 - You are fired! |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
1532 |
You'd never know it, but I started as a train conductor. |
1.2812 |
0.06231 |
96 |
77 |
11 |
8 |
1533 |
You obviously have a seat, just not at the table. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1534 |
You know how much I value these one-on-one conversations. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1535 |
Congratulations, Mrs. Fletcher. As assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant of Housekeeping, you have been appointed Secretary of Labor. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1536 |
But you said to sit anywhere I like. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1537 |
Thank you for coming Mr. Caboose |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1538 |
So you've decided to take a back seat on this issue? |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1539 |
I haven't been at this desk so long that I don't remember when I was in your position. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1540 |
I'm sorry, that seat has already been taken, also. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
1541 |
What are we supposed to do when the music stops? |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1542 |
Welcome aboard, I think you'll do well here at Lionel. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1543 |
If you're here for "Snow White," the seven positions are filled, and, as you can see, you're at a distinct height disadvantage. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1544 |
If you feel intimidated now, wait until you get to the front. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1545 |
From where I'm sitting, you're on the right career path. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1546 |
What the hell is either of us doing here? |
1.2809 |
0.06587 |
89 |
72 |
9 |
8 |
1547 |
I shall get to you by the end of the week |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1548 |
"Have you heard of 'Alphabetically Assigned Seating Syndrome,' Mr. Zombroski? |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1549 |
How much more transparent can the board of directors be, Mr. Jones? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1550 |
Son, they've never called me a nepotist. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1551 |
Bob, we've been downsizing, so there is room for advancement. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1552 |
Now...you were saying something about a raise? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1553 |
You're the only one left, so you're hired. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1554 |
May I infer that you want to sign up for our assertiveness training program? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1555 |
The department chairs will precede you. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1556 |
I propose that we dispense with the roll call. Any seconds? |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1557 |
What time is your appointment? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1558 |
Can I have another interior decorator from your firm? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1559 |
If you want to move up in this firm, might I suggest you reconsider your choice of seat, for starters. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1560 |
Please be patient; I'm still waiting for our first class employees... |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1561 |
You've been promoted. You may move up one. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1562 |
That´s why they call me the chair man. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1563 |
Are the dwarves on their way, sir? |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1564 |
In this business, you start at the bottom and sit your way up. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1565 |
They're to cushion the blow. You're fired. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1566 |
You're crazy farsighted-perfect for this job. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1567 |
Sometimes I like to indulge in garlic at lunch. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1568 |
Take a chair. Really, take several. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1569 |
I'm proud to say we've taken the concept of hierarchy to a new level. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1570 |
Sorry sir, you need an appointment |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1571 |
I see you picked economy seating for the meeting. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1572 |
You...there in the back. No cutting in line. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1573 |
Did you say 'scoot up' Sir? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1574 |
All the cool kids sit in the back. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1575 |
Apologies, Jenkins. Our men's room only has seven urinals. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1576 |
Do you think this is church? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1577 |
You can use your frequent flyer miles to get a better seat. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1578 |
Be honest with me, Higgins. Do I have bad breath? |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1579 |
So, what makes you think you can sell Russian dolls? |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1580 |
Hey you in the back, what's a three letter word for "sap"? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1581 |
Yes, I absolutely loved doing crew. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1582 |
I come from a long line of distinguished chairman. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1583 |
Sir, I'll consider you, but you need to understand that there are many chairs in line ahead of you for this position. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1584 |
That doesn't really work in this room, I'm still going to call on you |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1585 |
You know how important it is to me that we have all of our ducks in a row. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1586 |
I'll give you thirty seconds to find the recliner. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1587 |
Where do you see your self in 10 years? |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1588 |
You, sir, are "last", not "next". |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1589 |
I'm sorry, but I don't think we have a place for you here. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1590 |
So tell me, why do you want to be a ghostwriter? |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1591 |
Well it's how we run THIS railroad. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1592 |
We have a very defined corporate structure here. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1593 |
I come from a long line of parallel parkers |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1594 |
Simon says, ‘Move three chairs forward.’ |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
1595 |
I'm going to need a volunteer from the audience. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1596 |
Mr. Trump will see you now. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1597 |
lineup for assertiveness training |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1598 |
When the music begins take your briefcase and circle the chairs in a counterclockwise direction. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1599 |
... and the last shall be first! Come forward, man! |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1600 |
OK. One last time. All in favor? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1601 |
Welcome to the firm, Jenkins. I assume you've met my colleagues the seven dwarfs. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1602 |
This is Greyhound Corporate Headquarters, son, not a school bus, so unless you're as cool as you think you are, move up front. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1603 |
To repeat the rules of the interview: Correct answer, and you move up a chair. Bad answer, and you go back. As you can see, I must have gotten them all right at some point. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1604 |
You'll need to speak up. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1605 |
I see on your application you have a problem with intimacy. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1606 |
Would anyone like to volunteer? |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1607 |
This one is definitely the comfiest. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1608 |
Did I mention that I used to drive a bus? |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1609 |
Is this an urgent matter? |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1610 |
In this firm you start at the back and have to work your way forward. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1611 |
That's right. The Cartoonist has run out of ideas. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1612 |
That's perfect. Don't move. I have three bars on my cell phone. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1613 |
We've now concluded the musical chairs portion of the interview. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1614 |
Congratulations in making it this far. You have been chosen in order of preference. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1615 |
Because, frankly, you're not ready for first chair. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1616 |
As you can see, we believe in hierarchy here! |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1617 |
Your willingness to take a back seat indicates a subservient attitude. You're hired. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
1618 |
I see somebody had the boundaries talk with HR. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1619 |
Apply Now! We have plenty of open spaces. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1620 |
With a little extra hard work, Johnson, I see you sitting in that sixth seat--maybe even the fifth. |
1.2809 |
0.05051 |
89 |
65 |
23 |
1 |
1621 |
Bob scans the other applicants and feels overqualified |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1622 |
Even more proof you don't listen, I said to get your ducks in a row." |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1623 |
Now we're just waiting on the ducks. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1624 |
What position do you see yourself filling? |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1625 |
American Airlines, please hold. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1626 |
You may come back tomorrow and move up one chair. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1627 |
So why do you want to work at Delta? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1628 |
Jones....you'll have to learn to speak up if you want to get ahead here!! |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
1629 |
This is all part of the IKEA Feng Shui collection. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1630 |
Thanks for coming by, Mitt. The other seven contestants are changing into their swimsuits. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1631 |
Start walking around the chairs when the music starts. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1632 |
Yes, we thought the ladder metaphor was too old-fashioned. Employees prefer to move up the corporate comfy chair. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1633 |
Oh sure, single me out. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
1634 |
These seats are being saved for agents that represent bigly stars to preform at my inauguration. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1635 |
We hire both first-class and economy employees. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1636 |
Plenty of seats still available up front. Don't be shy. |
1.2809 |
0.06587 |
89 |
72 |
9 |
8 |
1637 |
Sorry, Smithers, but this is how we do things at United Airlines. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1638 |
I know what it's like to sit in your chair. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
1639 |
That's why you will never run this company, Booker. While I take a back seat to no one, you take a back seat to everyone! |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
1640 |
There were a number of candidates in line for your position. |
1.2809 |
0.05051 |
89 |
65 |
23 |
1 |
1641 |
I see you haven't forgotten your place in the chain of command. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1642 |
You'll find the illusion of opportunity with us extremely competitive. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1643 |
If you think I'm going to cancel musical chairs just because you're the only one who showed up, you're wrong. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1644 |
I'm afraid you're facing more than just the glass ceiling |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1645 |
I feel there's a distance between us, Johnson. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1646 |
How are you with "hands off" management? |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1647 |
Humility isn't one of our corporate virtues. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
1648 |
Tom, I met with the others this morning. We've decided to move you up to seat 7. Congratulations! |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
1649 |
It's not easy getting ahead in this line of work. |
1.2747 |
0.05198 |
91 |
68 |
21 |
2 |
1650 |
You get to move up one chair for each answer that makes me money. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1651 |
This just helps me prioritize. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1652 |
Great. Now sit in the seat that best demonstrates your satisfaction with your supervisor. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1653 |
You're fired! I asked you to demonstrate six degrees of separation. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1654 |
I see you moving forward here. |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1655 |
And what distinguishes you from your predecessors? |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1656 |
Not everyone gets a seat at the table |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1657 |
I may be narrow-minded, Mr. McNornimer. But I'm also a straight shooter. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1658 |
I know it's a long shot. |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1659 |
You're here because the Board wants me to interview interior decorators; but I don't know why. |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1660 |
Your reputation precedes you. |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1661 |
That's okay. I'll wait. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1662 |
Why do you want to work for Lionel? |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1663 |
I used to lecture on a train. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1664 |
Thompson? Williamson? Decker? Merkle? Dumbrosky? Kane? Bryant? Miller? "Here" |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1665 |
We offer a full benefits package and a clear career path. |
1.2727 |
0.04775 |
88 |
64 |
24 |
0 |
1666 |
You would be our Designated Survivor. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1667 |
OK Jones, if you answer the next question correctly you can move to the next chair. |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1668 |
How many layers of management do I have to add to get you out of my office? |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1669 |
Yes, you have to wait your turn |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1670 |
I'm the engine. You're the caboose. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1671 |
I see here you were youngest in a family of eight children. |
1.2727 |
0.06410 |
88 |
71 |
10 |
7 |
1672 |
This isn't like church Sanders, move up front. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1673 |
Now interviewing zone 3. |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1674 |
My shows usually sell out. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1675 |
8? ... Number 8? |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1676 |
Premium economy, business class and first class seating available from my secretary. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1677 |
This arrangement makes late-comers highly visible. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1678 |
Your choice of seat is so passive aggressive. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1679 |
I have revised our chain of command. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1680 |
Well? Why are you still here? |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1681 |
Father, may I move three giant seats forward? |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1682 |
'I presume the position is vacant?' |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1683 |
I prefer this to the “corporate ladder” metaphor. It provides real comfort and humiliation. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1684 |
Why yes sir, as a matter of fact I do come from a long line of chairmen! |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1685 |
I know you've worked hard for a promotion, Ms. Bensen, but there are many qualified applicants ahead of you. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1686 |
We'll start the meeting when the other dominoes arrive. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1687 |
Lest we forget your qualified, yet ultimately disappointing predecessors. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1688 |
Think of it this way - I'm the little engine that could and you're the caboose. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1689 |
..and then there were none! |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1690 |
Sorry. The position has been filled. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1691 |
Advancement is slow in our company. |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1692 |
And you must be Snow White. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1693 |
I see you opted for the obstructed interview seats. |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1694 |
Before we begin, would you care to upgrade to Business Class? |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1695 |
As you can see, we've retired the ladder. |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1696 |
Trump keeps his campaign promise to cut out the middleman. |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1697 |
Sorry for the delay....lets go on with the reading of the will. As the the last surviving member from the cast of Eight Is Enough....... |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1698 |
Joe's first day on the job at Pacific Economy Airlines went just as expected. |
1.2727 |
0.06610 |
88 |
72 |
8 |
8 |
1699 |
You're the eighth chairman I've fired today! |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1700 |
I'm a little hard of hearing Mr Dombrowski, so please speak up. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1701 |
This is just to give you a sense of your place in the company. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1702 |
One more wrong answer and you're fired. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1703 |
So how long have you had low self esteem? |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1704 |
I said, I LEARNED IT AT A MANAGEMENT WORKSHOP! |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1705 |
Okay...this is as close as we can get to a blind trust. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1706 |
Can you smell me now? |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1707 |
Do you have any questions? |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1708 |
Let me make this clear, I don' take a back seat to anyone |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1709 |
So, you want to run my roller coaster.... |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1710 |
You going to leave your carryon in the aisle like that? |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1711 |
Now I'll swivel around in my chair and we'll begin the "red light green light" part of the job interview. |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1712 |
We have enough go-getters. |
1.2727 |
0.05041 |
88 |
65 |
22 |
1 |
1713 |
to move ahead in our company, it helps to be invisible |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1714 |
So, I understand you've applied for a job here at the United Caboose Workers Union. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1715 |
Who called this meeting? |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1716 |
We're a lean organization, but I love the perception of depth. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1717 |
Now I suppose you're wondering why I made you the caboose on this train. |
1.2727 |
0.06610 |
88 |
72 |
8 |
8 |
1718 |
We need someone who can make the trains run on time. |
1.2727 |
0.05041 |
88 |
65 |
22 |
1 |
1719 |
they said once the show starts, you can sit anywhere you want... |
1.2727 |
0.06805 |
88 |
73 |
6 |
9 |
1720 |
In fact, have a couple seats. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1721 |
This system of queuing was probably designed by Franz Kafka! |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1722 |
To move up to Chair Number 7, tell me why working for me would be your dream job. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1723 |
Nine hours in, Agent Brown began to doubt that the President-Elect really was too busy for his security briefing. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1724 |
Finally, someone who isn't a teacher's pet! |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1725 |
I see you've learned nothing from Rosa Parks. |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1726 |
There are 7 candidates ahead of you. |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1727 |
Ms. Jenkins, once again your performance this last quarter has been outstanding. Move up one chair. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1728 |
We're looking for a new director of musical chairs. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1729 |
I'm tired of saying "You're Fired." Just Leave. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1730 |
You should have purchased the early arrival with preferred seating job interview. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1731 |
Sorry, you're a week early. Would you like a coffee while you wait? |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1732 |
Only one of you will have what we're looking for to play the part of the Invisible Man. |
1.2727 |
0.06610 |
88 |
72 |
8 |
8 |
1733 |
Which one of you eight, will work for Mr. Trump! |
1.2727 |
0.06410 |
88 |
71 |
10 |
7 |
1734 |
They resigned because they couldn't get used to my top-down leadership style. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1735 |
Good job, Wilson. At this rate you'll be promoted to second chair in 93 years. |
1.2727 |
0.06805 |
88 |
73 |
6 |
9 |
1736 |
Is there no possible way to discourage you? |
1.2727 |
0.06410 |
88 |
71 |
10 |
7 |
1737 |
So what are thoughts as to why you weren't promoted in your last position? |
1.2727 |
0.06410 |
88 |
71 |
10 |
7 |
1738 |
Yes, sir. I come from a long line of nobodies. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1739 |
Your seven brothers are to split the family fortune. Your father left you these eight chairs |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1740 |
Please wait. There are seven empty suits ahead of you. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1741 |
I personally would have preferred a flatter organization. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1742 |
The first seven positions are "no-show' jobs. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1743 |
One day, my son, this airline will be yours. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1744 |
What the hell do you want? |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1745 |
Why should we hire you to be the Aide to the Assistant Deputy Junior Regional Auxiliary Interim Manager ? |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1746 |
Don't get too comfy |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1747 |
This is not what I meant when I asked to push back the meeting. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1748 |
Check for the nearest exit; it may be behind you. |
1.2697 |
0.05243 |
89 |
67 |
20 |
2 |
1749 |
Please attach your resume to the drone I will be dispatching to your location. |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1750 |
I'll have you know, tunnel vision built this company! |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1751 |
Perhaps you didn't notice that this job interview is for a ghost writer? |
1.2697 |
0.06140 |
89 |
71 |
12 |
6 |
1752 |
They don't call me The Chairman for nothin'. |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1753 |
Welcome to the Mother, May I? Corporation. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1754 |
You'll need to keep things in perspective if you work here. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1755 |
Tremendous start, I am looking for great people who know how to keep in line |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1756 |
I worked thirty years in the airline industry. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1757 |
I'm sorry, sir; there's still seven ahead of you. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1758 |
Clearly, Davidson, this back-seat approach of yours has placed some distance between us. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1759 |
Glad you found a seat Mr. Woods, the other applicants are on FaceTime. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1760 |
Sir, don't you think you're taking this assigned seating thing a little bit too far? |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1761 |
I know I'm in last place but, I don't see any front runners. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1762 |
I suppose we can give the others a few more minutes. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1763 |
You'll never get ahead by taking a back seat. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1764 |
Tell me about your experience with the railroad. |
1.2674 |
0.05078 |
86 |
64 |
21 |
1 |
1765 |
If you are trying to not be noticed by sitting in the back row, you're failing. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1766 |
It's a little unconventional, but it helps me focus. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1767 |
I don't mind, Sir. I have tunnel vision, myself! |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1768 |
You realize sir the music as not stopped yet. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1769 |
You picked the wrong chair my friend. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1770 |
Last time you sold me too many chairs. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1771 |
We're going to need you to take a back seat on this matter. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1772 |
Everyone has to start somewhere. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1773 |
So where do you see yourself in 10 years here at Acme Caboose? |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1774 |
This is my first time using StubHub for an interview. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1775 |
I'm looking for someone who won't blend in with the furniture. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1776 |
We have our dwarfs, you may go now. |
1.2674 |
0.06703 |
86 |
71 |
7 |
8 |
1777 |
Snow White, I presume? |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1778 |
Can we table this? |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1779 |
I know you're a chairman, but I didn't expect you to have so many chairs. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1780 |
Yes, my wife did design my office, Mr. Miller, but why do you ask if she's a teacher? |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1781 |
What title would you like, Henry? |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1782 |
Simon says - "move two chairs forward." |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1783 |
I PRESUME YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH MUSICAL CHAIRS ? |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1784 |
No one is first, but you are definitely last |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1785 |
Dave never understood why he didn't get a call-back for the part of The invisible Man. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1786 |
You're the only one who listens. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1787 |
I should warn you, it's a long distance job. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1788 |
As soon as our layers of bureaucracy arrive, we can table the meeting. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1789 |
If you can hear me, you're fired. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1790 |
Everyone auditioning for the role of The Invisible Man, must have a head shot! |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1791 |
Sherman assumed he could avoid the tough questions by sitting in the back row. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1792 |
When you hear music, move to the next chair. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1793 |
Well, we always have a plan H if ABCDEFG fails |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1794 |
Mr. Traphagen remains proud that he was coxswain for the Harvard junior varsity crew. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1795 |
We find ourselves in an unusual situation. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1796 |
Excuse me ... you at the back ... there is plenty of room at the front. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1797 |
You can only move up after I call out, "Green Light!" |
1.2674 |
0.06496 |
86 |
70 |
9 |
7 |
1798 |
With a sinking heart, Carl realised he should have splurged on a front row seat for his interview with Brandt, Buttersworth and Kohn. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1799 |
Welcome Dante. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1800 |
For every question you answer with panache, you get to move one seat closer. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1801 |
I understand you've been complaining about traveling coach. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1802 |
He also serves who sits and waits. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1803 |
As a reminder, priority seating will cost you $150 extra. |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1804 |
As you know we take a personal interest in our employees; distant yet personal. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1805 |
As a reminder, this is the 'Solitaire' version of 'Musical Chairs.' |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1806 |
HR said that ladders were too dangerous. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1807 |
I know you're my son,but we have to follow procedure. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1808 |
As members of the transition team, we will interface with the interim chairs. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1809 |
The new employees always sit in Coach |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1810 |
The glass ceiling was just too expensive to build... |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1811 |
Have a seat. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1812 |
My father gave me one piece of advice: 'mind your P's and queues.' |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1813 |
Keeping my employees in line is important to me. I’m just not sure where to put the aisles. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1814 |
And for those of you way in the back just to let you know we do have some good seats left up front. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1815 |
I've just been going over your proposal. Not bad. Not bad at all. When you come in next time, you can move up two chairs. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1816 |
It was then that Clarence knew, he wasn't going to get the role of the invisible man. |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1817 |
Say mother may I next time. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1818 |
Tell me, have you studied vertical integration? |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1819 |
You should see my waiting room. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1820 |
No, I'm afraid there isn't any opportunity for advancement. |
1.2674 |
0.05078 |
86 |
64 |
21 |
1 |
1821 |
Your choice is a Christmas bonus, or you can move up one chair. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1822 |
You're next in line for my job...right after my seven future kids. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1823 |
You're in the right seat sir. I inherited a phobia of people. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1824 |
Okay Johnson, just take a seat in the "I had garlic for lunch" chair and we can get started. |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1825 |
The 1st seven weren't so magnificent. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1826 |
And finally, son, for inspiration you might try googling "Rosa Parks". |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1827 |
Henry the eighth awaits his opportunity to become chairman. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1828 |
Much to my dismay, the recent directive to streamline operations has been largely misinterpreted |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1829 |
When you feel a leadership moment, please move up one chair. |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1830 |
"If I sit in the back, he won't notice me," Tom thought. |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1831 |
This is our most recent line of chairs. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1832 |
You look nervous. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1833 |
Sorry Snow White. I have to interview each of the seven dwarfs in front of you first. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1834 |
Please, choose the seat you feel best reflects your value to the company. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1835 |
But, did you take a number? |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1836 |
I have an open chair policy. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1837 |
They forgot to say may I. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1838 |
Next, next, next, next, next, next next, oh crap. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1839 |
I can only imagine how long this will take... |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1840 |
The first thing I need you to do is rearrange the furniture. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1841 |
The road to the top can be long and lonely. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1842 |
Welcome aboard. |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1843 |
I've outlasted 7 board members, I'll outlast you too. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1844 |
Those chairs are for closers. |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1845 |
I will address all your concerns in accordance with the order in which you are seated. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1846 |
Some will say I'm standoffish. Don't believe them. |
1.2674 |
0.05078 |
86 |
64 |
21 |
1 |
1847 |
So you want to get into the caboose business do you? |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1848 |
Will the next candidate for the president elect's psychiatrist please step forward? |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1849 |
Ok, the "Z's" can come up now. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1850 |
What don't you like about my Succession Plan? |
1.2674 |
0.05078 |
86 |
64 |
21 |
1 |
1851 |
Shall I sling you a mint? |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1852 |
Investors are worried about our succession plan. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1853 |
I see you're applying for the caboose position. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1854 |
You have to learn patience kid, even if you're the only one waiting. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1855 |
President Trump, I understand your distain for the media, but an interview from this distance is rather unusual. |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1856 |
Musical chairs is not your strong point. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1857 |
Now serving number 3.....number 3 please. Anyone, number 3? Now serving number 4.....number 4 please. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1858 |
Is my breath THAT bad? |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1859 |
The music didn't stop, Winslow... keep walking. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1860 |
My boy, all the other applicants are gone and you are still here for one reason: you're my son. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1861 |
I guess you are worried about what's in my briefcase. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1862 |
What do YOU want? |
1.2674 |
0.06496 |
86 |
70 |
9 |
7 |
1863 |
I've been waiting here for 2 days and the line still hasn't moved! |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1864 |
Sorry, Johnson, but there will be no seat upgrades for this meeting. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1865 |
So don't forget when the music stops..... |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1866 |
The VIP package includes upgraded seating and access to my private restroom. |
1.2674 |
0.06496 |
86 |
70 |
9 |
7 |
1867 |
We're waiting for the others to clear security. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1868 |
And by all means, help yourself to another breath mint. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1869 |
Well, now I know how far my farts travel. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1870 |
I have plenty of empty chairs and I'm not looking for empty suits to fill them. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1871 |
No, really, please, take a seat. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1872 |
Santa interviews are next door, sir. This room is for the elves. |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1873 |
No one else comes before you, mom. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1874 |
Your punctuality hasn't gone unnoticed. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1875 |
I know I specifically asked you to have the other chairs attend this meeting. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1876 |
I don't need daily intelligence briefings. You know, I'm, like, a smart person. |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1877 |
As you can see, there's plenty of room for upward mobility. |
1.2674 |
0.05078 |
86 |
64 |
21 |
1 |
1878 |
You... in the last seat.. behind the invisible man... |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1879 |
Mother, may I move seven chairs forward? |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1880 |
Each night of Hanukkah we seat one additional person. |
1.2674 |
0.06703 |
86 |
71 |
7 |
8 |
1881 |
Some of my people say I'm a control freak. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1882 |
John, at this company, we don't believe in corporate ladders. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1883 |
And what makes you think you're a good fit for Kafka, Inc.? |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1884 |
The idea of this exercise is to show you the true meaning of being the most junior partner, Hobbs. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1885 |
As you can see, we always encourage direct lines of communication. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1886 |
We'll just give five more minutes for better suited candidates to arrive. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1887 |
Is that your way of trying to avoid the backstabbing that goes on around here? |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1888 |
Talk about irony, their flight is late. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1889 |
Well, you certainly dominated the musical chairs portion of the interview process. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1890 |
I should have gotten the Fast Pass |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1891 |
Our conference table was stolen last night. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1892 |
Say 'Present' when I call your name. |
1.2674 |
0.05078 |
86 |
64 |
21 |
1 |
1893 |
The empty suits are ahead of you. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1894 |
Tell me more about your caboose experience. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1895 |
Byron finally realized that his decision to leave art school was a mistake. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1896 |
The job is yours based upon how much loose change you can find. |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1897 |
Take it easy Snow White! There are seven dwarfs ahead of you. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1898 |
Can the person at the very back hear me? |
1.2674 |
0.06496 |
86 |
70 |
9 |
7 |
1899 |
I got the idea from Clint Eastwood |
1.2674 |
0.06703 |
86 |
71 |
7 |
8 |
1900 |
Surveying the other applicants, Doug was beginning to wonder whether he was over qualified... |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1901 |
You're still fired. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1902 |
And I'm gonna be the locomotive. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1903 |
Let's give them five more minutes. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1904 |
Eight chairs of separation |
1.2674 |
0.06282 |
86 |
69 |
11 |
6 |
1905 |
What did you think I meant by "training"? |
1.2674 |
0.06060 |
86 |
68 |
13 |
5 |
1906 |
NUMBER 7. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1907 |
And when your sales numbers improve, Johnson, we'll upgrade you to first class. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1908 |
We'll get started as soon as the other bobsledders show up. |
1.2674 |
0.06496 |
86 |
70 |
9 |
7 |
1909 |
Your inquiry will be taken in the order in which it was received. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1910 |
There are no glass ceilings here, Ms. Putz. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1911 |
You'll have to wait your turn. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1912 |
I've gathered you all here today to talk about how we should move forward. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1913 |
Now we'll remove one chair and start the music again. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1914 |
I hear you have some ideas on improving Amtrak's overall efficiency. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1915 |
And what strengths do you believe could you bring to the company if hired as Senior Feng Shui Consultant? |
1.2660 |
0.06083 |
94 |
76 |
11 |
7 |
1916 |
Simon says move one forward one chair. |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1917 |
Hi, I'm Mr. Hughes from Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, and Hughes. |
1.2644 |
0.06633 |
87 |
72 |
7 |
8 |
1918 |
We will begin by having roll call. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1919 |
This is what happens when you stop offshoring your Feng Shui work. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1920 |
Sit there until I'm finished with my ghost writers. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1921 |
Yes, you are next. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1922 |
Welcome to back seat driver's ed. |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1923 |
Yet again, we do not have quorum. |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1924 |
'Looks like nobody wanted to spring for Economy Plus Seating" |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1925 |
Yes, indeed sir; I am absolutely committed to working my way up in the firm! |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1926 |
I'm younger than I look, don't be misled by the receding chairline. |
1.2644 |
0.05029 |
87 |
65 |
21 |
1 |
1927 |
Where do you see yourself in five years? |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1928 |
NOW do you see how important I am? |
1.2644 |
0.05029 |
87 |
65 |
21 |
1 |
1929 |
Chairs are reproducing at an alarming rate. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1930 |
Everyone starts as the caboose. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1931 |
I'll be with you as soon as I clear the stand-bys |
1.2644 |
0.05029 |
87 |
65 |
21 |
1 |
1932 |
If you are offered this job, do you feel that you can follow the policies set down by those who held the position before you? |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1933 |
Sir, I feel like I'm the last person in this line of business. |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1934 |
You can't just be selected, you need to evolve! |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1935 |
I see you're here for the low-level bottom rung position. |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1936 |
Everyone else is at Trump Tower, interviewing for Cabinet positions. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1937 |
I'll be with you as soon as I finish interviewing these other qualified candidates for the cabinet position. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1938 |
Yes Sir, Henry the 8th I am I am! |
1.2644 |
0.05998 |
87 |
69 |
13 |
5 |
1939 |
As you can see, they're lining up to be in my cabinet. |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1940 |
Work hard, my boy, and you'll move up. Who knows, someday you may even end up in my chair. |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1941 |
SO TELL ME WHY YOU WANT TO WORK AT Garlic Growers Group. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1942 |
Yes, I’m beginning to see why they call you the chairman. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1943 |
I’m afraid you failed our psychological test |
1.2614 |
0.06362 |
88 |
72 |
9 |
7 |
1944 |
Do you think I won't see your eye rolling if you sit back there? |
1.2614 |
0.05236 |
88 |
67 |
19 |
2 |
1945 |
If you decide to come aboard, rest assured that you'll take a back seat to no man. |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1946 |
Sure I'll come up, as soon as you tell me what happened to the other seven people who were just here. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1947 |
The sign said to take the first seat |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1948 |
I've got nothing but time, sir. |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1949 |
I thought you'd take a backseat to no one. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1950 |
Number 9... number 9. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1951 |
If you're going to succeed, it's not enough to like the airline business. You have to love the airline business. |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1952 |
Good mission, 008, jolly well done. I'm promoting you to the vacant 006 position. Please change seats before the others arrive. |
1.2588 |
0.05333 |
85 |
65 |
18 |
2 |
1953 |
So it's true, he chose you to run Amtrak! |
1.2588 |
0.06727 |
85 |
71 |
6 |
8 |
1954 |
YOU ASKED ABOUT MOVING UP IN THIS COMPANY ? |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1955 |
What qualifies you to be a caboose operator? |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1956 |
They're available on StubHub. |
1.2588 |
0.05333 |
85 |
65 |
18 |
2 |
1957 |
Can you hear me now? |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1958 |
The chairman will see you now. |
1.2588 |
0.05333 |
85 |
65 |
18 |
2 |
1959 |
You have a great career ahead of you. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1960 |
Welcome to the Trump Cabinet... |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
1961 |
Simon says, "Move your creative ideas up two spaces." |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1962 |
What makes you uniquely qualified to fill the position of department chair? |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1963 |
Mr. Romney? |
1.2588 |
0.06296 |
85 |
69 |
10 |
6 |
1964 |
Do I make you uncomfortable? |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1965 |
That didn't work right. I'll turn the music back on and we'll try again. |
1.2588 |
0.06296 |
85 |
69 |
10 |
6 |
1966 |
Now, turn your chair around and we'll pretend that you're the lead dog. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1967 |
Tell me why you should get the job, rather than any of my seven very small children here. |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1968 |
The past few candidates I’ve spoken to were out of line. |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
1969 |
We need a better succession plan. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1970 |
Can I get you a small bag of peanuts and a cup of soda? |
1.2588 |
0.05333 |
85 |
65 |
18 |
2 |
1971 |
Planning to sneak out ? |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1972 |
In case you haven't already guessed, I'm the Chairman. |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
1973 |
You'll have to speak louder. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1974 |
Number Eight, are YOU willing to develop a military application for our vaporizing laser? |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1975 |
Welcome to the AMC theatre company. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1976 |
What makes you think you're qualified to play Santa in our Thanksgiving Day parade? |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1977 |
No need to hide in the back row, come sit up front. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1978 |
I have seven children. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1979 |
One day son, all of these will be yours. |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
1980 |
Trust me when I say there are several people lined up for promotion before you. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1981 |
Welcome to death-row. |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
1982 |
Would it be better if we sat in a circle? |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1983 |
That's where you fit in the chair of command. |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1984 |
This company utilizes vertical integration |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1985 |
The corporate ladder model got tiresome, so we switched to musical chairs. |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1986 |
You've never flown in First Class, have you. |
1.2588 |
0.06296 |
85 |
69 |
10 |
6 |
1987 |
All those in favor . . . |
1.2588 |
0.05333 |
85 |
65 |
18 |
2 |
1988 |
Did you take a number when you came in? |
1.2588 |
0.05333 |
85 |
65 |
18 |
2 |
1989 |
Number 9... number 9. |
1.2588 |
0.05333 |
85 |
65 |
18 |
2 |
1990 |
You have enough points to upgrade, Ms. Perkins. |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1991 |
Thank you for applying to Caboose Inc. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1992 |
Conga Line is the new Round Table. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1993 |
Now, I will read from The Little Red Caboose |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1994 |
After dinner interview between Trump and Romney. |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1995 |
Silent Majority wins. |
1.2588 |
0.06296 |
85 |
69 |
10 |
6 |
1996 |
I chose feng shui over convenience. |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1997 |
Nobody wanna work for the President? Seriously? |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
1998 |
Look ahead. If you work hard and do well, you could find yourself sitting in one of those seats in a couple years. |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
1999 |
The interview line for Trump's cabinet after draining the swamp. |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
2000 |
Red light... |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
2001 |
Unfortunately you are 8th in line for the job. |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
2002 |
Welcome to your airline orientation. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
2003 |
What we have here is a failure to communicate. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
2004 |
If I am not mistaken, there are available seats up front. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
2005 |
Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to an empty chair. |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
2006 |
Hendrick, get your caboose up here. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2007 |
Well, I guess you're hired. You seem to be showing more initiative than most of our other candidates. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2008 |
It's lonely at the front. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2009 |
Thanks for waiting, Henry. |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
2010 |
Please stow your carry-on luggage underneath the seat in front of you. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2011 |
OK then, what do YOU have to say about how I run things? |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2012 |
You chose poorly. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2013 |
"The last shall be first" only works above, not down here Cromwell! |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
2014 |
Welcome to Centipede Enterprises, Mr. Phelps. How are you finding the genitalia chair? |
1.2500 |
0.06532 |
84 |
70 |
7 |
7 |
2015 |
Now, do you all know why Ms.Snow White has brought you here? |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2016 |
Results from the employee survey showed that our people want more access to senior management. |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2017 |
Well, Jones, it looks like you have passed the musical chairs part of the interview. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2018 |
You aren't even in the top seven! |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2019 |
We are looking to create a level playing field for the candidates who are being interviewed on Skype. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2020 |
Your future is ahead of you. |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
2021 |
It makes perfect sense, because I'm rich. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2022 |
Just eight more promotions and you'll be sitting where I am now. |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2023 |
Which chair you choose to sit in tells me a lot about you. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2024 |
Simon Says chair four... |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2025 |
This isn't church; get up here! |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2026 |
You'll just have to wait until your turn. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2027 |
I like keeping my ducks in a row. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2028 |
Don't be deceived by appearances. You take a back seat no one! |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2029 |
This is your captain speaking... |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2030 |
Does this mean that I'm next in line for your job? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2031 |
("I hope I'm next, I hope I'm next, please let me be next.....") |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2032 |
Your turn to be vice president has come. Move to the front chair. |
1.2500 |
0.06532 |
84 |
70 |
7 |
7 |
2033 |
You have to pay extra for premium seating. |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
2034 |
I told you to sit back, not sit in the back! |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2035 |
It's just going to be the two of us, Johnson, so you can move up a chair or two. |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
2036 |
He takes the title of Chairman quite seriously. |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
2037 |
You forgot to ask, 'Captain, may I?' |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
2038 |
I see here you were last employed by the Acme Caboose Co. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2039 |
Paul was already off to a bad start at his interview with TicketMaster... |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
2040 |
Last call for jobs with the new administration. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2041 |
Clint Eastwood's waiting room. |
1.2500 |
0.06532 |
84 |
70 |
7 |
7 |
2042 |
Really? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2043 |
We have to stop meeting this way. |
1.2500 |
0.06532 |
84 |
70 |
7 |
7 |
2044 |
Don't you remember that Milton said "They also serve who only sit and wait" ? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2045 |
It's obvious why they made me chairman. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
2046 |
Welcome to Hierarchy 101 |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2047 |
Here at the Conga Corporation we always have room for advancement. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2048 |
Well, Johnson, I say it's time we end all this back-stabbing. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2049 |
You're a day early for the OCD support group. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
2050 |
Correct; Move forward one chair please. Seven more like that and you have the job |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
2051 |
You'll enjoy your employment here at Ducks-'R-Us, Mr. Spencer. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2052 |
I did tell you that you would have to work your way up in this company. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2053 |
Tom waited while the ghosts of bonuses of Christmas Past appeared before him. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2054 |
It really feels like an entry level job. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2055 |
You back there! Do you really believe "the last shall be first?" |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
2056 |
YOU, tall guy in the back. I'm only hiring really small people. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2057 |
You have to work your way up in this company. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2058 |
With one full row, I believe we have a quorum. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2059 |
You may now read me the results of the latest employee-engagement survey. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
2060 |
Mr. Steinbrenner, Mr. Martin is here to see you. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2061 |
Sorry, but you're in the emergency exit row. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2062 |
Thank you for making our annual stock holder's meeting a success! |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
82 |
63 |
18 |
1 |
2063 |
I am far sighted with tunnel vision. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2064 |
I'm looking to hire someone with bobsledding experience. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2065 |
Now downsizing Number 8! |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2066 |
I am pleased to hire the firm Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and White as my legal representation. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2067 |
So have you made your choice yet Goldilocks?" "Yes, sir, this one is just right. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2068 |
If you're going to join our crew, I want you to think of me as your coxswain. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2069 |
Wait for it |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2070 |
Mr. Trump is looking for an eighth chair sycophant. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2071 |
Congratulations! You got a perfect score on the Chair Evaluation Test. The 1st chair was too hard; the 2nd too soft; the 3rd too slippery; the 4th too lumpy; the 5th too saggy; the 6th too wobbly; the seventh too squishy. But the 8th was JUST RIGHT! |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2072 |
Simon says: Take out your resume. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2073 |
The interview will be begin shorty after the coming attractions. |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
82 |
63 |
18 |
1 |
2074 |
Eurgh, Ticketmaster. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2075 |
The people in those chairs answered wrong. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2076 |
Keep up the good work and one day, you might just make 7th chair. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2077 |
Sorry at the end - we only have positions for seven dwarves. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2078 |
Tell the dwarfs I never promised to reopen the mines. |
1.2439 |
0.06390 |
82 |
68 |
8 |
6 |
2079 |
Are you familiar with multi-level marketing? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2080 |
Welcome to the daily security briefing! |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2081 |
No need to come closer. I can already tell that you're not right for the job. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2082 |
You're lucky - the next person to get a meeting with me has to bring a conference table. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2083 |
The seating arrangement? It's to help board members do what you do best: stab each other in the back. |
1.2439 |
0.06390 |
82 |
68 |
8 |
6 |
2084 |
This is the line for the armchair quarterback job. If you're here for the Monday morning quarterback job, come back Monday. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2085 |
Miss Ross, are my 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 1 and 2:00 appointments in the lobby? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2086 |
Do me a favor and take a seat on your way out. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2087 |
Just give me your honest opinion. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2088 |
I know you are my son-inlaw but I can't be seen showing showing favouritism. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2089 |
I consider you my fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-back candidate. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2090 |
I'm auditioning for the part of the caboose. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2091 |
I'm very interested in you moving up. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2092 |
The trickle-down ergonomics should start working any minute now. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2093 |
We thought they would be cheaper than a career ladder. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2094 |
If I yell 'green light,' move quickly to the next chair. But if I yell 'red light,' and I catch you moving, you have to go back, and begin again. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2095 |
I heard he spits when he talks |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2096 |
I feel there is some distance between our two companies. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2097 |
This takes armchair psychology to a whole new level. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2098 |
Welcome to Trump Tower. |
1.2439 |
0.06622 |
82 |
69 |
6 |
7 |
2099 |
Could you possibly be more pathetic Tom? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2100 |
You're the only one who didn't re-tweet me. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2101 |
Let's see, do you have an appointment? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2102 |
Welcome to Conga Ltd. |
1.2439 |
0.04771 |
82 |
62 |
20 |
0 |
2103 |
Wow, you really do have a vertical organization. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2104 |
Sorry, I'm afraid we've already cast all of the dwarfs. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2105 |
Is that you, Jenkinson? You're fired. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2106 |
What would you say your biggest weakness is, apart from the halitosis? |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2107 |
Sorry. The position has been filled. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2108 |
When I said take a backseat, I did not mean that literally. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2109 |
We follow the straight and narrow path here. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2110 |
Family smaily--you know how I feel about nepotism, son." |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2111 |
I think it's time to reorganize the office. |
1.2439 |
0.06390 |
82 |
68 |
8 |
6 |
2112 |
Our founder was one of the "Boys in the Boat." |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2113 |
We've increased the amount of legroom. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2114 |
Once the other railroad execs arrive, we'll get started. |
1.2439 |
0.04771 |
82 |
62 |
20 |
0 |
2115 |
Now imagine yourself in a different chair, and tell me what you think of me. |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
82 |
63 |
18 |
1 |
2116 |
You can call me "chairman." |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2117 |
So, exactly how long have you been marketing durian? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2118 |
Who shot that spitball? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2119 |
Here for my face-to-face interview, sir. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2120 |
You have chosen wisely. You're hired. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2121 |
I like a man with vision. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2122 |
They told me you were the chair man of the company |
1.2439 |
0.06390 |
82 |
68 |
8 |
6 |
2123 |
Welcome to all journalists who will fly with me on Airforce one! |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2124 |
We like to believe there's room for advancement here at Dorfman. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2125 |
'Stop all that fooling around at the back!' |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2126 |
Consider your self lucky. In most firms you have to start at the bottom. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2127 |
While we're waiting for a quorum, suppose we try one more arrangement. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2128 |
Number ... seven? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2129 |
In the unlikely event of a market downturn, your severance papers can be found under your seat. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2130 |
They'll be here as soon as they've finished sining Hi Ho, Hi Ho. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2131 |
Congratulations on your promotion! You're eighth in line for the top job. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2132 |
You have no idea how easy vacuuming is now. |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
82 |
63 |
18 |
1 |
2133 |
He's definitely let the title of "Chairman" go to his head. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2134 |
You got the jobs. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2135 |
Boardroom meetings of the DMV |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2136 |
Forget climbing the corporate ladder. If you can negotiate all of these chairs to get to me without touching the floor and without using your arms or hands, I'll give you an interview. It's my version of extreme vetting. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2137 |
Come on, my breath isn't THAT bad. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2138 |
Sir, I believe it's time to rethink our corporate structure. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2139 |
I'd offer you a drink but that's only for those in business class. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2140 |
I see you don't take a backseat to anyone. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2141 |
I'm just the caboose on his train of thought. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2142 |
Ah, my wife was right about the halitosis |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2143 |
If you want to work closer to senior management, feel free to apply to one of my open positions. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2144 |
My apologies. There were only seven openings. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2145 |
"Believe me, you were my first choice". |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2146 |
Speak up, Hanson! What's that about a problem with supply chain? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2147 |
In this company Jenkins, you can either drive the train, or ride in the caboose. You'll find that we take that metaphor very seriously around here. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2148 |
I used to work for an airline. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2149 |
Worst game of musical chairs ever. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2150 |
For those in business class, your interview is now boarding. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2151 |
The next number is nine. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2152 |
Remember, if you want to move up, you have to say, "Mother, may I?" |
1.2439 |
0.06390 |
82 |
68 |
8 |
6 |
2153 |
We never really had a corporate ladder here at our firm. The employees always seemed to prefer back-stabbing. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2154 |
My assistant is on a Feng Shui kick. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2155 |
Now you're just being a jerk. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2156 |
Take a seat...please. |
1.2439 |
0.06390 |
82 |
68 |
8 |
6 |
2157 |
How many other candidates are you interviewing for the position? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2158 |
Meeting of the Chair Man and the Bored. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2159 |
Did you book this meeting with miles? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2160 |
It was hard not to take it personally. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2161 |
I asked to gather ALL Department Chairs… |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
2162 |
No, I can't hear you from there. Go ahead. |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
2163 |
Well Mr. Secretary of the Interior, congratulations. I suppose you're the next President of the United States. |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
2164 |
We like to give our young associates the sense that they are working their way up the ladder in this organization. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
2165 |
The other seven candidates will be here soon. You've been prescreened as our last resort candidate. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2166 |
Mr. Ionesco will see you now. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
2167 |
I've chaired a lot of businesses in my day, son. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2168 |
Have a seat—I have too many. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2169 |
Take a seat. I mean literally. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2170 |
Jones, I see lots of ways you can get ahead in this business. |
1.2346 |
0.04737 |
81 |
62 |
19 |
0 |
2171 |
I've discovered the further away the consultant, the more laughable his plan. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2172 |
Can't you see I'm busy? |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2173 |
I heard that you were unapproachable, but this is ridiculous! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2174 |
Don't take this personally. But there's seven people I want to see first. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2175 |
I'm glad to see you made it out of the mail room son |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2176 |
You're currently at the top of my list. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2177 |
They say, the last shall be first. "That really scares me, Norton." |
1.2346 |
0.06400 |
81 |
68 |
7 |
6 |
2178 |
Please remain seated. I am taking people in order. I'll call when it's your turn. Again, anyone in chair one? Anyone? Anyone? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2179 |
The interviews are now closed. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2180 |
Would my desk be far away? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2181 |
Wait... invisibilty was a job requirement? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2182 |
You were this way in school and in church, weren't you? |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2183 |
Welcome to the S&L Train Company. I see you've applied for the caboose attendant position. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2184 |
The Round Table is sort of Camelot, and we ain't in Camelot anymore. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2185 |
The goos news is that we have a very transparent succession line. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2186 |
Welcome to this workshop on overcoming one's fear of front rows and middle seats. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2187 |
Would you rather use our help line? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2188 |
Sir, I wouldn't break the chain of command if it wasn't important. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2189 |
Sorry about that. I had requested stadium seating for our meeting. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2190 |
That's better--and next time bring breath mints. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2191 |
The other maids-a-milking should be with us shortly. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2192 |
Your resume states you were eighth chair violinist? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2193 |
I'm sure you're all wondering why I have gathered you all here today... |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2194 |
Employee, we're here for our annual up close and personal conversation |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2195 |
Hey you! Want to be in my cabinet? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2196 |
And to you Henry, my eighth child and only son, I leave my entire collection of two door cars. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2197 |
It's all part of the restraining order |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2198 |
Speak up, please! |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2199 |
As the boss, I like to distance myself from employees. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2200 |
I'd like you to take eighth Chair on this project, Higgins. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2201 |
The first seven were fed to the lions -- now, what do you want? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2202 |
I'm sorry. You'll have to come back tomorrow. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2203 |
There's always a bunch of nobody's ahead of me! |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2204 |
When you realize the optional $100 seat selection charge might have been worth it. |
1.2346 |
0.06637 |
81 |
69 |
5 |
7 |
2205 |
Please, in the back, raise your hand if you can hear me. |
1.2346 |
0.04737 |
81 |
62 |
19 |
0 |
2206 |
Meet your predecessors. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2207 |
Ok, I understand you are a Browns fan, |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2208 |
They said I'm next in line for a promotion. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2209 |
This is how little I think of you. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2210 |
Sorry, Ted. My glasses broke this morning and only the "far" half of my bifocals survived. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2211 |
The Secretary of the Interior is eighth in the line of succession. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2212 |
Out of the eight job applicants, you're the most qualified to actually show up. If you killed them, that's good, it shows initiative. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2213 |
I'm sorry Tom, these seats are reserved for our first class employees. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2214 |
Can I get some macadamia nuts? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2215 |
We offer a comprehensive benefits package and stadium seating. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2216 |
I'm looking for an aggressive, self-motivator. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2217 |
You've been demoted to basic economy. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2218 |
Unfortunately for Zachary, the new boss was a linear thinker. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2219 |
Make yourself comfortable. The others will be here shortly |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2220 |
As you can see, we have a lot of qualified candidates for this job. |
1.2346 |
0.04737 |
81 |
62 |
19 |
0 |
2221 |
Yes, I think you'll be perfect for the 8th dwarf: Tardy. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2222 |
Rest assured that the company questionnaire you are filling out today will remain completely anonymous. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2223 |
As there are SEVEN Lobbyists ahead of you Senator, please be patient! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2224 |
You'd be our eighth chairman |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2225 |
I am going to take a back seat on this one. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2226 |
Excuse me, you in the back there. As you can see we're interviewing Little People and you obviously don't qualify. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2227 |
On the intimacy avoidance scale you top scored with an 8.Welcome to the firm. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2228 |
Just like grade school ,eh, Winslow? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2229 |
OK number eight, wanna take your shot? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2230 |
I said, I can't see if you are the most intelligent or the most incompetent of my eight nephews! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2231 |
Son, just be proud of your place in our long line of lazy boys. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2232 |
Welcome to the first meeting of the leadership team |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2233 |
I love working for a bus company. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2234 |
I'm sorry, but I only have time to interview the first 7 chairs. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2235 |
Choosing the last row behind seven no-shows has me more than a bit curious, Mr. Andrew |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2236 |
Welcome to Germaphobes Anonymous. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2237 |
No offense, sir, but the other seats have very small people in them. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2238 |
A long line of liberal democrats apply for a position in the Trump administration. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2239 |
Now serving chair eight. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2240 |
I come from a long line of applicants |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2241 |
I find the salary negotiation goes better if you can't look me in the eye. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2242 |
I've learned to mistrust close associates. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2243 |
During the interview, if you have any questions, please speak loudly. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2244 |
No. you didn't say "May I! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2245 |
You may now proceed to the chair in front of you. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2246 |
Hey, you in the back, this is the virtual job application office. |
1.2346 |
0.06400 |
81 |
68 |
7 |
6 |
2247 |
I like what you've done with the room. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2248 |
Point made, Tisdale. Right-hand-man-eight-times-removed does not exactly have my ear. Now put the furniture back! |
1.2346 |
0.06400 |
81 |
68 |
7 |
6 |
2249 |
Based on your resume Jenkins, you've earned super economy seating for your interview. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2250 |
We have a promotional ladder here, but not many make it. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2251 |
So, is this the entire group of actors auditioning for role in my new "Invisible Man" movie? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2252 |
Let's try this one more time, Mrs. Parks. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2253 |
I guess you'll have to do |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2254 |
It's not you Johnson, it's your breath. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2255 |
In keeping with our revenue enhancement initiative, preferred seating will cost you $25. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2256 |
Henry, is that you? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2257 |
Seats A through G were unprepared. Are you prepared H? |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2258 |
Are we expecting anyone else? |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2259 |
This is the start of our new vertical integration strategy designed to improve communication at all levels. It's great, right? |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2260 |
I'm not sure why but for some reason I've always felt a little closer to your brothers and sisters. |
1.2346 |
0.06400 |
81 |
68 |
7 |
6 |
2261 |
How do you think I got to be chairman? |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2262 |
Henderson, you may have thought you were in line for advancement. You're not. Happy holidays. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2263 |
If you cannot hear, exchange seats with the person in front of you. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2264 |
Are you avoiding me? |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2265 |
Although last in line to be interviewed, Monroe thought he had a real shot at this job. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2266 |
Gold card patrons, frequent clients, and those with children and under the age of two seeking legal advice can now take your seat. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2267 |
What time is your appointment? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2268 |
I placed the applicants in no particular order. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2269 |
Mr. Chairman, the Seven Dwarfs will arrive ten minutes late. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2270 |
Welcome aboard the bipolar express. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2271 |
I swear I'm not contageous any more. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2272 |
Yes Junior, “The Little Red Caboose” was the hero but….. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2273 |
Let's move on to Plan H. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2274 |
Yes sir, everyone loves your new open chair policy |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2275 |
Number three. Number three... |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2276 |
Son, I've told you a hundred times...You have to work your way to the top... |
1.2346 |
0.06400 |
81 |
68 |
7 |
6 |
2277 |
Did you know you booked an economy seat for this first class business interview? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2278 |
Be grateful you're not in the balcony. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2279 |
I hear it's more comfortable than a ladder |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2280 |
Yes, I am the Chairman. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2281 |
OK, no need for you to take a number. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2282 |
They don't call me Chairman for nothing. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2283 |
I would fire you too, but I need someone to boss around! |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2284 |
Yes, you in the back? Did you have something to add? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2285 |
Sorry Bill, last one hired, first one fired. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2286 |
Obviously, I'm the butt of a Fibonacci joke, right? |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2287 |
Please wait until your number is called. Number One. Number One? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2288 |
Thank you for joining us today, we will be with you shortly. |
1.2346 |
0.06400 |
81 |
68 |
7 |
6 |
2289 |
Here at B & O Railroad, we refer to it as the caboose. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2290 |
now I wish I had paid the extra $20 for a front row seat. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2291 |
So....Have you taken a number? |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2292 |
someday, kid, you'll be sitting in my chair |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2293 |
You are going to have to speak up. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2294 |
You've no doubt heard my bite is worse than my bark. |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2295 |
Smedloff I just want to let you know your still in the running. |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2296 |
A slightly better wait than the DMV. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2297 |
Please be aware that the President-Elect has a long list of qualified candidates |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
2298 |
Once again, Harry found himself last in the succession plan. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2299 |
Now, Clifton, you said you had some questions about your chair position ? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2300 |
No, I'm the C-h-a-i-r-m-a-n. |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2301 |
Well, you're not the smartest fellow I've ever hired, but at least I can be confident you won't be whining all the time about upgrading to business class. |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
2302 |
Each time I like your answer to my question, you get to move up one chair. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2303 |
I like people with confidence. Do you have confidence? |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2304 |
I'm considering you for Secretary of Sate. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2305 |
Well, it's almost six degrees of separation. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2306 |
In our company we maintain eight degrees of separation between the president and everyone else. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2307 |
You in the back row -- what can we do for you? |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
2308 |
We're looking to hire a real "go-getter." |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
2309 |
I heard that the last shall be first. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2310 |
Coming attractions first --and then the interview! |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2311 |
The problem is, McGinnis, this is a first class operation and you are a coach talent. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2312 |
So, I read your proposal on micro-theaters... |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2313 |
You rolled doubles. Go again. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2314 |
I have the most chairs, huge numbers of chairs, I mean, more chairs than anyone ever in the history of chair ownership @guyinchair #chairmillions |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2315 |
Is it just me? |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2316 |
Great taste! Eighth row on the aisle. You're hired. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2317 |
I thought your email concerning a "chair of command" was just a typo. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2318 |
In this company, he who is last does not become first. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2319 |
Thank you for volunteering for my little "corporate domino theory" experiment. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2320 |
Trump told all others "You are fired", so I'll be Secretary of State by default. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2321 |
You'll need to wait while I talk to the top contenders. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2322 |
Can you hear me now? Good. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2323 |
We're looking for someone I can feel close to. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2324 |
I'm sorry Wilson. Your upgrade didn't clear. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2325 |
It's something I picked up at EST. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2326 |
No seriously, sit closer. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2327 |
I had a strange feeling, call it a hunch, that I would be next. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2328 |
Please everyone. Take a seat where you feel comfortable. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2329 |
My halitosis is not that bad. |
1.2250 |
0.06408 |
80 |
68 |
6 |
6 |
2330 |
HR tells me that you called in with Zika? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2331 |
Because this Chairman was bored, that's why. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2332 |
I feel we can maybe meet in the middle on this. Would you start the music again, please? |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2333 |
Just what you always wanted - a seat with isles on both sides. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2334 |
Simon says, "Move two seats forward." |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2335 |
Your seating for the interview is based on the strength of your resume. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2336 |
You'll never get ahead if you take a back seat. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2337 |
Sir, I'm thinking about coming back tomorrow. Will the line be shorter? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2338 |
Our sales strategy has changed from horizontal to vertical. |
1.2250 |
0.04698 |
80 |
62 |
18 |
0 |
2339 |
Yes I make 9 times your pay grade. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2340 |
My wife doesn't like it either. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2341 |
When Snow White gets here, we'll need another chair. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2342 |
We're not exactly a first class operation - more like coach... |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2343 |
If you prefer, you can leave your number for a call back when it is your turn. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2344 |
If you play your cards right, someday you'll move up one chair. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2345 |
Oh, you didn't hear? We pick our designated inauguration representative from today's attendees. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2346 |
I said DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF!! |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2347 |
That's okay. I have plenty of time. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2348 |
Thanks for sharing your perspective. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2349 |
Sure, some people will say the Rapture was all bad, but it looks to me like your prospects have just improved dramatically. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2350 |
Thanks for your interest in United Airlines. You know, you could have used your miles to upgrade from coach. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2351 |
You'll have to wait. 1st and business class reps haven't returned from lunch. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2352 |
Spector will not tolerate failure Number 8. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2353 |
I believe in succession planning. |
1.2250 |
0.06408 |
80 |
68 |
6 |
6 |
2354 |
Why so many? Because I'm the chairman. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2355 |
Thank you for joining me today. Please relax while we wait for the ten foot pole. |
1.2250 |
0.06408 |
80 |
68 |
6 |
6 |
2356 |
And where do you see yourself in 5 years if you come to work at National Airways? |
1.2250 |
0.06408 |
80 |
68 |
6 |
6 |
2357 |
Chair Man Of The Bored |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2358 |
Fear leads to the creation of IMAGINARY obstacles. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2359 |
Don't you worry about the others, they're being taken care of right now. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2360 |
Hierarchy, shmierarchy. Just wait your turn. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2361 |
In this company you get in line or you don't last! |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2362 |
Certainly. We can go to lunch as soon as I finish with the people ahead of you. |
1.2250 |
0.06408 |
80 |
68 |
6 |
6 |
2363 |
Eighth in line of succession, Edith never thought she'd get the call. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2364 |
If it makes you feel better, the last applicant could only afford the mezzanine. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2365 |
And lastly, Mrs. White receives from her daughter Snow, the following. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2366 |
Welcome to the sixteenth annual Halitosis convention ' |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2367 |
Son; since you were born, I told you, "start at the bottom and work yourself up to the top." |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2368 |
Yes Mr. Akins, we do use psychological testing as part of our recruitment process. |
1.2250 |
0.04698 |
80 |
62 |
18 |
0 |
2369 |
Corporate Mother May I. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2370 |
Good work, Swenson, this report is jsut what I needed. Advance three rows. |
1.2250 |
0.04698 |
80 |
62 |
18 |
0 |
2371 |
Don't think of me as the captain here, I'm more like the coxswain |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2372 |
I said, you'll have to wait until the others in front of you have been seen. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2373 |
As chairman, it is my job to keep everything in line around here. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2374 |
Because, Neilson, you have an 8th chair attitude |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2375 |
Keep up the good work, Jenkins, and you''ll be promoted to Economy Plus in no time. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2376 |
Sorry, but we're only hiring from business class. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2377 |
Burqhardt hoped he would not become still another victim of the Peter principle. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2378 |
Succession plans don't really work that well, do they Smithers? |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2379 |
Next time go business class. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2380 |
Something tells me office politics won’t be a problem. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2381 |
You just passed the first test in the caboose conductor interview. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2382 |
Let's see if you can do better than they did. Define sycophant! |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2383 |
And....they're stackable! |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2384 |
Number 2...number 2...number 2 - oh - number 3...number 3... |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2385 |
And a correct answer to the bonus question allows you to move up three seats at once. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2386 |
Make the DMV great again! |
1.2250 |
0.06408 |
80 |
68 |
6 |
6 |
2387 |
We are a chair chair chair chair chair chair chair chair-itable trust. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2388 |
Since you are replacing Snow White I wanted to let her team know right away. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2389 |
No matter how far away you are, you still have to grovel. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2390 |
Mr. Spitzer, it has come to my attention that your co-workers deem you somewhat aloof. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2391 |
Thirty-five bucks more lands you a front row seat and a gin and tonic. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2392 |
Excuse me sir, can you speak up? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2393 |
Please keep your arms and legs inside for the duration of the interview. |
1.2250 |
0.04698 |
80 |
62 |
18 |
0 |
2394 |
Congratulations! I'm promoting you to Head Assistant to the Additional Branch Deputy Undersecretary of the Vice-Chair. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2395 |
I like clean lines. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2396 |
Can you still hear me ? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2397 |
Just sit tight, Cooper. As soon as we have seven more players I"ll start the music. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2398 |
How much longer do you want to wait for your reindeer? |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2399 |
Before we begin, let's get one thing straight, |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2400 |
Folks in the back, please feel free to fill in any available seats up front. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2401 |
But, did you take a number? |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2402 |
Now rush at me as if you're trying to kill me, and we'll see if this thing works. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2403 |
Did you say something? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2404 |
I started out at Trailways, then moved here to run Greyhound last year. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2405 |
I really think we have a good connection. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2406 |
I'm sure you've gone through this exercise during business school |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2407 |
We're moving you up to First Class |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2408 |
um, no. I'll just sit here. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2409 |
I beg your pardon sir, but I don't think this is the way you play musical chairs. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2410 |
Something tells me you're a perfect fit for the caboose operator position. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2411 |
You're the last heir alive. Dare to approach? |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2412 |
There is a difference, son, between a chair and a Chairman. |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2413 |
Higgins, please tell the others this train is about to leave the station. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2414 |
I hope you're a couch salesman. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2415 |
I thought online seating was something totally different |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2416 |
So, if you are number 8, how hard will you try? |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2417 |
My boss asked to see me in his office after he overheard me comment on his receding chair-line |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2418 |
When the music starts, get up. When it stops, find another seat. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2419 |
Welcome to the chair-archy |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2420 |
You with the big hair, you're fired |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2421 |
It is $25 to upgrade your seat one row. Yes, I did get the idea while on my flight to Hawaii. That will be $15 for your question. what major credit card would you like to use to pay for it? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2422 |
I see a few open chairs down front, if any of you would like to move up. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2423 |
Yes Sir, you are in the right conference room. Welcome to the roller coaster phobia class! |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2424 |
Young lady, please be patient. Many of these chairs have traveled a long way to see me. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2425 |
Simon says move up a chair. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2426 |
Mr. Sartre, welcome to purgatory. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2427 |
I know my place. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2428 |
So there is no conflict of interest I am keeping all business deals at 8 armchair's length. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2429 |
First shall be last. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2430 |
Let me give it to you straight. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2431 |
Leroy felt better about being next in line for a promotion before the meeting. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2432 |
I prefer a long range analysis. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2433 |
So you back there are the eighth deadly sin? What are you? Boredom? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2434 |
I see you're self-conscious about your receding chair line. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2435 |
I sorted you all from most qualified in front to least qualified in the back, then I asked everybody sitting in front to leave the room. And that's my method for picking the nominees for my cabinet!" |
1.2222 |
0.06334 |
81 |
69 |
6 |
6 |
2436 |
HAVE YOU EVER OPERATED A ROLLER COASTER BEFORE ? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2437 |
I'm pleased to announce that most of you will be receiving a year-end bonus. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2438 |
Now, when the music stops... |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2439 |
All things came to those who waited. You, I'm afraid, waited a little too long. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2440 |
You have chosen wisely... |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2441 |
Thank you for coming. Your visit is very important to me. Please stay seated until I finish serving my other customers. Estimated wait time is ... |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2442 |
This is your captain speaking... |
1.2222 |
0.04648 |
81 |
63 |
18 |
0 |
2443 |
So, you'll be in charge of 'Turnover Reduction' |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
2444 |
Wouldn't it be more fun if we had more players once the music stops. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2445 |
Please tell me a little about your past experience in musical chairs. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2446 |
This seat gives me a real perspective for the job! |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2447 |
Why don't you just TELL me your idea Wilson? |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2448 |
Greetings Mr. Caboose, I've been expecting you. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2449 |
The position is yours if you can jump over six chairs do a summersault in mid- and land in the seventh chair. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2450 |
And you've had previous experience in caboose management? |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2451 |
I felt this arrangement was more Feng Shui. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2452 |
Do you have a tic tac? |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2453 |
Ah, my wife was right about the halitosis |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2454 |
next...next...next...next... |
1.2195 |
0.06017 |
82 |
69 |
8 |
5 |
2455 |
The Red Light/Green Light interview. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2456 |
It's my company, Hamrock, and I can play musical chairs any way I damn well please. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2457 |
Take a moment to locate your nearest exit. Ready? You're fired. |
1.2179 |
0.06490 |
78 |
67 |
5 |
6 |
2458 |
We're running an airline, after all. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2459 |
Mr. Smith, do you have any problems with our company's linear form of advancement? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2460 |
Do you think my desk by the window is bad Feng Shui? |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2461 |
If you work here, do you see yourself in that chair in front of you in a few years? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2462 |
Now firing Employee Number 7. Employee Number 7, are you here? Anyone? No? Now firing Employee Number 8. 8? Is there a Number 8? |
1.2179 |
0.06490 |
78 |
67 |
5 |
6 |
2463 |
Fastest slalom run gets the job. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2464 |
You're lined up for advancement. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2465 |
In business there's something to be said for being the last man sitting. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2466 |
Something tells me I'm in the wrong line. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2467 |
No sir, I can hear you just fine. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2468 |
Anyone else on the board have a question? |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2469 |
We're closed for the day. |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2470 |
I'm sorry to announce that, yet again, the germaphobe support group meeting has been cancelled due to lack of participation. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2471 |
Tom, your idea of an 'only-aisle-seats airplane and theater' may just not work! |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2472 |
Who is going to chair this meeting? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2473 |
This way, I can fire eight people at a time. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2474 |
Sometimes, the last shall be first. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2475 |
I was once the caboose, and look at me now. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2476 |
I'm here to discuss Fend Shui. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2477 |
In high school I was first chair. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2478 |
Is this going to be a long distance type of relationship? |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2479 |
Our founder was quite far-sighted for his time. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2480 |
Passengers in rows 5-8 are now welcome to board. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2481 |
Stay seated until the music starts. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2482 |
Talk with many, listen to a few, let only one sit. Wm. Shakespeare, political strategist |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2483 |
Finding the right position to advance here can be a little tricky. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2484 |
OK, last chance to get one right. What salary do you think you deserve? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2485 |
Does something seem strange to you? |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2486 |
Really sir, this looks great. But I believe the term used was ducks. Get your ducks in a row for today's time management meeting. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2487 |
You have no idea how challenging it is to be the Chair Man of this corporation. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2488 |
All aboard! |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2489 |
I just like to sit back. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2490 |
For $150, you can upgrade to I Have a Chance. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2491 |
Secretary of State vacancy has been filled. How about janitor? |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2492 |
That's right . . . as the note taped beneath your chair confirms, you are the lucky interviewee. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2493 |
In case it wasn't clear from our titles. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2494 |
As the last man seated you get the same riddle to win the job. An electric train is headed east going 50 miles per hour. Which way does the smoke blow. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2495 |
First requirement is no history of marijuana use and... I guess the job is yours. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2496 |
Look at this... big crowd here, really big! |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2497 |
We'll be trying out desks next. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2498 |
I hate these performance reviews. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2499 |
There's something you need to understand about your new position, mister chairman... |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2500 |
I like your amusement ride approach to the process. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2501 |
Any grievances will be heard in the order I care to receive them. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2502 |
Our Chairman is a linear thinker. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2503 |
Now interviewing seat number 8 |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2504 |
It's supposed to help the Feng Shui of the office. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2505 |
I wonder if it is too late to request an upgrade? |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2506 |
That will be $25 for bringing the bag. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2507 |
You are the first to sit in our new line of chairs. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2508 |
Is there a sticker under your seat cushion? |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2509 |
I peed on one of these seats. Guess which one and you're hired. |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2510 |
You, in the back -Do you think you have what it takes to move ahead in this company? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2511 |
Ghosts of Applicants Past, Mr. Hammond, thank you all for being here. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2512 |
Sorry Jenkins- we will start as soon as the 7 dwarfs take their assigned seats. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2513 |
I would be able to hear you if you had any ambition. |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2514 |
Ne-e-e-e-e-e-e-ext? |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2515 |
Because you always told me "the first shall be last," sir |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2516 |
Now serving, seat 2. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2517 |
We got them for a song in a theater’s going-out-of-business sale … why? |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2518 |
The conference table was missing this morning. |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2519 |
‘The unenvious chore of still being under consideration for a Trump Cabinet appointment.’ |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2520 |
Next!.......can you hear me.....I said next!! |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2521 |
I prefer doing things sequentially. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2522 |
I suppose in virtual reality all those seats are occupied... |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2523 |
It's right there in the bible - "And the last will be first and the first will be last" - Matthew 20:16 |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2524 |
Ah, yes, the last man sitting. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2525 |
To cut costs, we're going coach class across the board. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2526 |
Number 35? Calling number 35. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2527 |
Let me start by saying that we consider this the best airline corporation in the world. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2528 |
Despite today's layoffs, I expect you to captain the company rowing team to another victory at this year's Corporate Boat Race. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2529 |
I hear your company has been having trouble managing its surplus inventory. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2530 |
No wonder they say he has sled dog mentality? |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2531 |
It's an urban myth that the survival rate is better in the back row. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2532 |
My question is simple, Jamison. Are you willing to get out of your comfort zone to move up the ranks? |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2533 |
I have a cold but I still wanted to keep the meeting! |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2534 |
On second thought, have a few seats. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2535 |
In addition to the distinguished chair, our Professor also oversees seven undistinguished chairs. You may sit in the other. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2536 |
And how many years have you been a caboose driver? |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2537 |
I don't see low self-esteem anywhere on your resume. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2538 |
Yes, you may move forward one chair at a time. But not until the music starts! |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2539 |
I like a man who takes the long view. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2540 |
Okay, now I'll be CEO and you be the little man. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2541 |
Well Bob, your advancement may seem slow but at least you're in the room where it happens. |
1.2179 |
0.04705 |
78 |
61 |
17 |
0 |
2542 |
Guys, it's time for some game theory |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2543 |
"The first shall be last and the last shall be first." Which am I? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2544 |
You can upgrade for only 10,000 miles |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2545 |
its good you arrived early |
1.2179 |
0.04705 |
78 |
61 |
17 |
0 |
2546 |
Number Eight? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2547 |
I feel obligated to inform you, there a few applicants ahead of you. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2548 |
Please hold. Your call is very important to us. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2549 |
Thanks to a tax incentive plan we were able to save one of you. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2550 |
OK, let's try it again. Simon says to move up one chair. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2551 |
By remaining seated, you've proven to be the last man standing. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2552 |
Please be patient, were just now getting to the one-star generals for the Trump cabinet. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2553 |
Center for Dissociative Identity Disorder. |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2554 |
Would you have any problems working for a former airline pilot? |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2555 |
The job is yours by default. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2556 |
Do you have what it takes to get this job by virtue of being the only candidate? |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2557 |
Would anyone else be questioning my decision? |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2558 |
But I can assure you, Mrs. Anderson, that I have remedied my halitosis problem. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2559 |
To those of you without priority seating, I have some bad news |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2560 |
Next, next, next, next, next, next, next, and next. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2561 |
I think it's time we talk about succession planning. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2562 |
If you can hear me from all the way back there, then you get the job. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2563 |
The Founder of Garlic Breath Mints, Inc. suspected Fred wasn't Executive material. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2564 |
But you didn't say 'mother may I', Sir |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2565 |
We don't need to talk,you're going to be a really great Press Secretary,whatever that is! |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2566 |
I've always had this thing about trains. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2567 |
This is Mother may I, Not Simon Says. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2568 |
I will have to leave early. |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2569 |
I'm sorry you will have to move,these chairs are reserved for my ducks. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2570 |
Did you try StubHub? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2571 |
If you're going to start working for this railroad then you first need to get used to some things! |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2572 |
I realize you are anxious about your end-of-year review, but no matter how you rearrange the chairs, I can still see you. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2573 |
So, why else do believe you'd be a good fit here at Big World Cinemas? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2574 |
How quickly do you think you could advance in this company? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2575 |
Our psychological test for this job is to see which chair the applicant takes when the music stops. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2576 |
My breath isn't that bad |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2577 |
Just what I need. A class action suit from an armchair lawyer. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2578 |
For you, Edith, I'm afraid it's the end of the line. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2579 |
I think you'll be a great addition to the invisibility cloak project. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2580 |
This is what happens when the government organizes a game of musical chairs. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2581 |
Fred did indeed fail the confidence test part of the interviewing process |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2582 |
Let's work our way up to that question. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2583 |
What makes you think you're ready for a promotion? |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2584 |
Am I speaking loud enough for those of you at the back? |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2585 |
Try taking it as a compliment. As Jesus said, "The last shall be first and the first shall be last." |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2586 |
Now serving number 236. |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2587 |
Now remember, you can't move unless I say "Simon says...." |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2588 |
I presume you're here to pitch stadium seating. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2589 |
I don't think you understand the meaning of vertical management... |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2590 |
With the pesky dwarves out of the way, Todd sees a bright future ahead. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2591 |
Well this chair will be overseeing a lot of other chairs. |
1.2179 |
0.06490 |
78 |
67 |
5 |
6 |
2592 |
When was the last time you had your hearing and vision checked? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2593 |
Profits here at Amtrak are down. We are going to have to let go of our cabooses. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2594 |
Our company provides easily attained incentives for advancement. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2595 |
Please place personal items under the seat in front of you. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2596 |
The airline industry treated me well. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2597 |
Prove to me you're cut out for middle management, and you'll get a middle chair. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2598 |
I remember starting at the back chair. What a journey you have ahead! |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2599 |
Next man up! |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2600 |
Definitely more farsighted than the last CEO. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2601 |
Now, sit in the next chair and tell if you feel anything. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2602 |
You will just have to wait your turn, Doris. Harvey, Casper, Captain Daniel Craig, The Invisible Man, Marian & George Kerby, along with Neil the St. Bernard, were all here first. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2603 |
So, this is how the daily press briefings will work - I tell you something amazing, you spin it so it looks like I'm not making money on it, then you leak it to the fake news outlets. It will be great. |
1.2179 |
0.06490 |
78 |
67 |
5 |
6 |
2604 |
I hope he doesn't call on me first. |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2605 |
It reminds me of how I got to this chair. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2606 |
Lets all begin by shaking hands with the person seated behind you. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2607 |
We don't believe in climbing the ladder here at Acme Locomotives. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2608 |
..and then there were none! |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2609 |
Becoming chairman is a long, drawn-out process, my boy. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2610 |
To be honest, I don't see the point in you sitting all the way back there. |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
2611 |
Seeing a quorum we have unanimous consent for the Chairman's bonus package. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2612 |
As I said sir, I don't take a back seat to anyone. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2613 |
Sir,in the bible it says "the first will be last and the last will be first.So I'm first |
1.2179 |
0.06490 |
78 |
67 |
5 |
6 |
2614 |
Do I really have to explain why you haven't been promoted? |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2615 |
He wasn't joking about his long line of ghostwriters |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2616 |
When the music stops next time I am going to take that front chair. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2617 |
As you see Ms. Dunbar, HR has discussed your case with me and you are in line for the open executive position. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2618 |
First, we'll enroll you in assertiveness training, Intensive. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2619 |
Well you could have opted for First Class, Mr Casey. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2620 |
Something makes me think I am not getting this promotion. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2621 |
I guess being early doesn't help. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2622 |
I'm a last in, first out kind of guy. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2623 |
First question: why did you choose a seat in Economy Class? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2624 |
I'm sorry, but rearranging the furniture isn't going to get you an 'A' in linear thinking. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2625 |
You're not my first choice, but your tenacity trumps all else. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2626 |
Union rules, Jackson. You haven't been here long enough for a promotion. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2627 |
Would everyone in the back row please come up front |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2628 |
Rumor has it that Jim talks to imaginary people in the office, so he brought in 7 of his colleagues to vouch for his sanity. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2629 |
For an extra $300,000,000 you can be moved up to Business Class. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2630 |
This is a vertically integrated company. |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2631 |
They say the boss is farsighted |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2632 |
Its easy to work your way up in our organization. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2633 |
Although we brought in seven high profile candidates, I suspect most of them are really nobodies. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2634 |
I appreciate that you're fifteen minutes early. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2635 |
Welcome to the B & O Railroad |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2636 |
Are you as turned on as I am right now? |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2637 |
Very nice to meet you Mr President-elect. |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2638 |
Congratulations on your promotion, Mr. K. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2639 |
I'm still filling my Cabinet. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2640 |
I thought I'd bypass the chain of command this time. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2641 |
No, I wanted the Single File. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2642 |
In this company, you have to work your way up to the front. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2643 |
I need my assistant to stay within shouting distance. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2644 |
Very impressive. What did you whisper to the person in front of you? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2645 |
Quite an impressive resume. With that said, what do you think you can bring to Northwest Airlines? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2646 |
Very well. Mother says you may move forward two chairs. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2647 |
You're not from around here are you boy. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2648 |
I have an issue with people getting too close to the seat of power. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2649 |
Welcome aboard the gravy train. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2650 |
We are a family-owned and patriotic company . My children and their spouses run the country on Tuesdays and Thursdays but they will be back tomorrow. |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2651 |
What have you done to deserve a promotion? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2652 |
Last, but not least--make it to my desk without touching the floor, and the job is yours. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2653 |
I see the head hunters have picked off the top seven candidates. Well he can't be worse than the president elect. |
1.2078 |
0.06494 |
77 |
67 |
4 |
6 |
2654 |
I will say, you're a humble man. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2655 |
Since the merger I'm more of an armchair CEO. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2656 |
I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2657 |
Feng Shui? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2658 |
Our job-interview process is multilayered. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2659 |
You wanted to see me, Mr. Chairman? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2660 |
John is 8th in line to the top job, but he likes his chances for advancement. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2661 |
The last chair man of the bored. |
1.2078 |
0.06494 |
77 |
67 |
4 |
6 |
2662 |
Tell me all about yourself, young man. But don't get intimate. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2663 |
Well, Craswell, it looks like we're it for today's report on the firm's organizational reconfiguration progress. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2664 |
When you own an airline you’ll find that forms of coach and first class exists everywhere. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2665 |
Well, you're my last disappointment to be fired. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2666 |
Murphy, until you quit taking a back seat you'll never move ahead in your career with us. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2667 |
It's nice winning musical chairs but I preferred the job. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2668 |
We're looking for someone willing to take a risk. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2669 |
Murphy, you saved thousands in travel expenses by booking coach. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2670 |
I could have sworn that he said,"Simon says". |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2671 |
When I hired you, you told me you didn't take a backseat to anything! |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2672 |
After your presentation, we can play choo-choo train. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2673 |
You'll need two 500-mile upgrade certificates to move closer to the front. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2674 |
The other seven candidates? They unwisely inquired about the company succession plan! |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2675 |
Excellent! I've been looking for someone who can see far ahead. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2676 |
...neXXXXXXXt? |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2677 |
Sir, why don't we wait for the other Cabinet members to arrive before you share how else you're going to shake up the system. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2678 |
Actually, there is no formal chair-of-command here. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2679 |
And last, but not least, the National Model Train Association's Caboose Committee report. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2680 |
Your resume said arm chair quarterback but you seem more comfortable at full back. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2681 |
They refused my request for an upgrade. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2682 |
It's not purgatory, but now you know how it feels like to be a Democrat these days. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2683 |
And now for dessert. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2684 |
As the boss, I like to interview all the candidates, regardless of your position on the organizational chart. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2685 |
Move up a chair - I want you to listen carefully to this. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2686 |
Thanks for arriving early. We'll start the music as soon as the other 8 get here. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2687 |
I know you wanted to talk about your imaginary friend problem, but did you really need all those chairs for them? |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2688 |
I'm sure you understand the necessity for assigned seating. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2689 |
Don't even think about moving up a chair until the music stops. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2690 |
If you want to speak truth to power, you need to move closer to it. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2691 |
Our company is in a bit of a recline. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2692 |
Now we're all here we may as well commence. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2693 |
Do YOU want to tell me my hands are small too? |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2694 |
Farsighted... that's all |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2695 |
So...which one has the pea? |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2696 |
Young man, I'm glad you know your place in the organization. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2697 |
Number Three |
1.2078 |
0.06494 |
77 |
67 |
4 |
6 |
2698 |
I'll now meet with any Diamond Club members in attendance. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2699 |
Jim's first indication he was working in a very hierarchical organization. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2700 |
I did not envision a coach class-style meeting. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2701 |
In order to advance to Chair #1, you need to answer the following seven questions about contagious diseases. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2702 |
Sorry for the inconvenience, but Clint Eastwood is joining us. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2703 |
Franz, you are the last in line for my succession |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2704 |
Trust me, Russell, it is no picnic being Bored Man of the Chairs. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2705 |
I'm the chair man of the board. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2706 |
Let's just keep my selection of the new chairs between you and me. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2707 |
You've been a great employee, and an even greater audience. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2708 |
None of these no-shows means you get to jump the queue! |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2709 |
We're hiring for seven positions which we will soon off-shore to Mexico. Sorry you didn't make the cut. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2710 |
Well, we are still looking for an Eighth Maid a Milking. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2711 |
Secretary Carson, this is Transportation. Housing is next door. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2712 |
Thank you all for coming. But should say right off the bat that we are only hiring seven invisible people today. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2713 |
Actually, no one ever sits in those chairs. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2714 |
I've decided to have you Head the Tail Committee |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2715 |
I'm counting on you to second my motion. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2716 |
Although this is a business, I expect first class employees. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2717 |
I admire your enthusiasm, but musical chairs doesn't start till 4:30. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |