Contest #550


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550


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-12-26
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-01-08 (estimated)
Number of captions 5554
Number of responses 463593
Number of participants 25040


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 When I asked you to line up a meeting with the Department Chairs, this is not what I meant. 1.9525 0.03016 779 295 226 258
1 Are you willing to relocate? 1.8098 0.03808 410 168 152 90
2 Where do you see yourself five chairs from now? 1.7979 0.04103 386 172 120 94
3 Actually, we were looking for someone a bit more aggressive. 1.7461 0.04194 319 140 120 59
4 At one point I had them in a semicircle, but it gave people a sense of equality. 1.7453 0.04368 318 147 105 66
5 Martin realized he was facing some fierce competition for the ghost writer position. 1.7291 0.04727 299 151 78 70
6 For $25 you can upgrade to the Business Class interview. 1.7133 0.04641 279 135 89 55
7 As you can see, we do things differently here at Pez. 1.6920 0.04968 263 138 68 57
8 Obviously you weren't my first choice. 1.6824 0.04670 255 124 88 43
9 What makes you think you were not our first choice? 1.6811 0.04518 254 119 97 38
10 I'm looking for someone with whom I can work closely--but not too closely. 1.6786 0.04373 252 114 105 33
11 To be honest, you weren't our first choice for this position. 1.6786 0.04687 252 123 87 42
12 You weren't our first choice. 1.6747 0.04806 249 125 80 44
13 Where do you see yourself sitting in five years? 1.6721 0.04562 247 117 94 36
14 I'm afraid this is the end of the line for you, Jenkins. 1.6667 0.04797 246 124 80 42
15 The good news is, there's room for advancement. 1.6625 0.04643 240 116 89 35
16 Thank you for lining up a meeting with the department chairs. 1.6582 0.05236 237 131 56 50
17 As you can see, we have plenty of advancement opportunities. 1.6568 0.04518 236 111 95 30
18 So, how's the assertiveness training course going? 1.6568 0.04864 236 120 77 39
19 In which chair do you see yourself sitting in five years? 1.6550 0.04992 200 96 77 27
20 I have good news and bad news, Agent 008. 1.6511 0.05212 235 130 57 48
21 Correct. Advance one chair. 1.6416 0.04650 226 110 87 29
22 I must admit, you weren't our first choice. 1.6330 0.04520 218 103 92 23
23 For an additional $75, you can upgrade your interview from economy to first class. 1.6262 0.05047 214 113 68 33
24 Well, you're remotely qualified. 1.6262 0.04915 214 110 74 30
25 Norm, this isn't what I meant about lining up a meeting. 1.6262 0.05047 214 113 68 33
26 Where do you see yourself in seven chairs? 1.6250 0.05054 216 115 67 34
27 I won't lie, you are not my first choice. 1.6209 0.04975 211 110 71 30
28 I have a risky assignment for you, 008. 1.6209 0.05368 211 119 53 39
29 We got rid of middle management. 1.6190 0.05041 210 111 68 31
30 I'm afraid it's the end of the line for you, Mr. Jones. 1.6154 0.04944 208 108 72 28
31 And you must be Mr. Zyzzik 1.6111 0.05525 198 113 49 36
32 Yes, I rowed in college. How did you know? 1.6098 0.05053 205 109 67 29
33 Due to some recent layoffs, you'll report directly to me. 1.6068 0.05084 206 111 65 30
34 Just being careful, until the sexual harassment suits are settled. 1.6030 0.05556 199 116 46 37
35 You'll be working with a team of seven ghostwriters. 1.6030 0.05602 199 117 44 38
36 This is just a simulation, Mrs. Grierson. In Alaska, you'll use real dogs. 1.6030 0.05275 199 110 58 31
37 Welcome to your first day of assertiveness training. 1.6010 0.05441 198 113 51 34
38 Will I lose my place if I go to the restroom? 1.5990 0.05369 197 111 54 32
39 My employees tell me that I am hard to reach. 1.5969 0.04937 196 102 71 23
40 We need more middlemen. 1.5969 0.05145 196 106 63 27
41 As you can see, there's plenty of room for advancement. 1.5918 0.04835 196 101 74 21
42 Great answer, move up one chair. 1.5907 0.05054 193 103 66 24
43 Unapproachable in what way? 1.5864 0.05258 191 106 58 27
44 So, why do you want to work for Amtrak? 1.5864 0.05463 191 110 50 31
45 As you know, you weren't my first choice for this job. 1.5864 0.05463 191 110 50 31
46 Where do you see yourself five chairs from now? 1.5842 0.05281 190 106 57 27
47 It's true, you're not our first choice... 1.5820 0.05197 189 104 60 25
48 For fifty dollars you can upgrade to a First Class interview. 1.5812 0.05210 191 106 59 26
49 It's not the typical workplace, but there's room to advance. 1.5798 0.04764 188 96 75 17
50 Thank you for applying for one of our remote positions. 1.5798 0.04998 188 100 67 21
51 You have room to advance here. 1.5784 0.04697 185 93 77 15
52 Johnson, I really need you to be upfront with me. 1.5784 0.05610 185 109 45 31
53 Now, you've probably heard I can be a bit distant... 1.5784 0.05117 185 100 63 22
54 Yes, Wilkins, there is a reason you’re always the last to know. 1.5761 0.05254 184 102 58 24
55 On the plus side, there's a lot of room for advancement. 1.5738 0.05334 183 103 55 25
56 I think you have the potential to move forward. 1.5738 0.05045 183 98 65 20
57 I may not be able to see you today. 1.5714 0.05358 182 103 54 25
58 Let me ask you the same question I asked the others... 1.5691 0.05714 181 109 41 31
59 Yes, this is a metaphor. 1.5691 0.05325 181 102 55 24
60 Correct. Move forward one seat. 1.5691 0.05267 181 101 57 23
61 Yes I was a coxswain in college, how did you know? 1.5667 0.05632 180 107 44 29
62 Let me be clear son, you're eighth in line for the job and nobody else applied. 1.5667 0.05632 180 107 44 29
63 Son, I feel like we've never been close. 1.5635 0.05329 181 103 54 24
64 …and when did you last see your cloak of invisibility? 1.5618 0.05850 178 110 36 32
65 I am sorry, I think we are looking for someone a little more assertive. 1.5618 0.05515 178 104 48 26
66 There is plenty of room for advancement here. 1.5618 0.05398 178 102 52 24
67 I'll be perfectly frank - you weren't my first choice. 1.5618 0.05457 178 103 50 25
68 I just wish you could be more up front with me, Henderman. 1.5618 0.05219 178 99 58 21
69 As you can see, there's plenty of advancement potential. 1.5618 0.05280 178 100 56 22
70 Give an example of a time when you showed initiative. 1.5618 0.05339 178 101 54 23
71 I can see there's a lot of room for advancement. 1.5576 0.05393 165 92 54 19
72 As you probably know, Peterson, you were not my first choice for this assignment. 1.5568 0.05267 176 99 56 21
73 And you're sure you don't want to pay for an upgrade before your interview? 1.5568 0.05682 176 106 42 28
74 Jenkins, it's plain to me there is a lot of room for you to move up in this organization. 1.5549 0.05399 173 99 52 22
75 You weren't our first choice. 1.5549 0.05582 173 102 46 25
76 You are far and away the best candidate for this position. 1.5549 0.05336 173 98 54 21
77 The secret to my success, my boy? Linear thinking. 1.5549 0.05078 173 94 62 17
78 You're the last person I expected to see here. 1.5549 0.05622 164 95 47 22
79 We're looking for someone who is farsighted. 1.5497 0.04704 171 88 72 11
80 I was a coxswain at Yale. 1.5497 0.05574 171 101 46 24
81 I'm here about the interior design job. 1.5471 0.05411 170 98 51 21
82 So how shall we move forward? 1.5471 0.05346 170 97 53 20
83 Is there anybody here I haven't fired yet? 1.5444 0.05437 169 98 50 21
84 In the line to audition for the role of the "Invisible Man," Ted wasn't sure whether his chances were exceedingly high or exceedingly low." 1.5444 0.06050 169 108 30 31
85 Not the best start to your assertiveness training, Wilson. 1.5439 0.05577 171 102 45 24
86 Yes, I was a coxswain at Harvard. Why do you ask? 1.5419 0.05510 155 88 50 17
87 You would be replacing our director of Feng Shui. 1.5417 0.05779 168 103 39 26
88 Yes, it's an entry level position: but, there are many opportunities to move up. 1.5417 0.05462 168 98 49 21
89 My decorator was a flight attendant. 1.5417 0.05330 168 96 53 19
90 Thank you for coming Mr. Wilkens, and thanks for not disturbing the cats. 1.5417 0.05901 168 105 35 28
91 Where do you see yourself in five chairs. 1.5417 0.05779 168 103 39 26
92 There's a lot of room for advancement here. 1.5417 0.05263 168 95 55 18
93 You will have one more try when the music starts. 1.5417 0.05779 168 103 39 26
94 So, Jenkins, where do you see yourself sitting in five years or so? 1.5389 0.05745 167 102 40 25
95 Yes, our company does offer opportunities to advance. Why do you ask? 1.5389 0.05287 167 95 54 18
96 I assure you, there is room for advancement here. 1.5385 0.05174 169 95 57 17
97 So, how about it? Want to be Secretary of State? 1.5361 0.05773 166 102 39 25
98 Good news, Johnson, you're in line for a promotion. 1.5333 0.05405 165 96 50 19
99 I see no obstacles to you moving up in the Company. 1.5309 0.05481 162 95 48 19
100 ...and the position offers room for advancement. 1.5309 0.05339 162 93 52 17
101 Let there be no illusion, you are not my first choice. 1.5309 0.05687 162 98 42 22
102 I am the chair man. 1.5309 0.06014 162 103 32 27
103 They call me the chairman. 1.5309 0.05687 162 98 42 22
104 Yes, it does indicate how much we value your opinion. 1.5309 0.05410 162 94 50 18
105 Finally, to my cousin Bob: these eight chairs. 1.5309 0.06014 162 103 32 27
106 You're my first choice, of course. Why do you ask? 1.5309 0.05339 162 93 52 17
107 What would Rosa Parks do? 1.5280 0.05715 161 98 41 22
108 Mr. Chairman, I'd be the last guy to disagree with you! 1.5280 0.05646 161 97 43 21
109 Welcome to the firm. You'll find many opportunities for advancement here. 1.5250 0.05811 160 99 38 23
110 Other than the restraining order, I see no other problems in hiring you. 1.5250 0.05604 160 96 44 20
111 Yes, there is plenty of room for advancement here. 1.5250 0.05674 160 97 42 21
112 Mr. Swenson, during your 20 years working for the railroad, did you ever work outside the caboose? 1.5250 0.05811 160 99 38 23
113 So, where do you see yourself in five chairs? 1.5250 0.05878 160 100 36 24
114 I'm sure you're wondering why I summoned you here, 008. 1.5250 0.05534 160 95 46 19
115 Just to be clear, Bixby--you're not my first choice. 1.5220 0.05632 159 96 43 20
116 You can move when the music starts. 1.5220 0.05632 159 96 43 20
117 We'll let you know if a spot opens up. 1.5220 0.05415 159 93 49 17
118 I have to fire one of you today 1.5190 0.06005 158 101 32 25
119 I once sat in that very seat, Johnson. Look where I am now. 1.5190 0.05800 158 98 38 22
120 I'll take one more question. ... You, in the back there! 1.5190 0.05587 158 95 44 19
121 I see you take a back seat to nobody 1.5190 0.06203 158 104 26 28
122 Rule #1: Don't appear too eager. 1.5159 0.05238 157 90 53 14
123 You'll always have opportunities to move up in the company. 1.5159 0.05080 157 88 57 12
124 You're apparently the only one here who knows his place. 1.5159 0.05687 157 96 41 20
125 I understand you're interested in moving up. 1.5159 0.05467 157 93 47 17
126 Interesting choice. 1.5159 0.05238 157 90 53 14
127 There's a lot of room for advancement. 1.5159 0.05238 157 90 53 14
128 You'd report directly to me. 1.5159 0.05615 157 95 43 19
129 Sorry, ma'am. I'm just waiting for the male applicants to arrive. 1.5159 0.06169 157 103 27 27
130 I realize there were some no-shows, Mr. Johnson, but you're still going to have to wait your turn. 1.5128 0.05715 156 96 40 20
131 No Saunders, you really weren't my first choice. 1.5098 0.05874 153 96 36 21
132 To be honest, you weren't our first choice for this position. 1.5098 0.05573 153 92 44 17
133 As you have no doubt discovered, this is both an interview and a hearing test. 1.5098 0.05650 153 93 42 18
134 I'll say right off, Ms. Zarnowski, you weren't our first choice. 1.5098 0.05650 153 93 42 18
135 Are you comfortable working remotely? 1.5097 0.05887 155 98 35 22
136 Those are reserved. 1.5097 0.05816 155 97 37 21
137 The editor tells me you come from a long line of ghost writers. 1.5097 0.05670 155 95 41 19
138 Where do you see yourself in seven chairs? 1.5097 0.05520 155 93 45 17
139 I think you have quite a few opportunities to move up here. 1.5066 0.05754 152 94 39 19
140 Are you willing to move closer for this position? 1.5066 0.05362 152 89 49 14
141 Good answer. Move up one chair 1.5066 0.05678 152 93 41 18
142 I think you'll find there's plenty of room for advancement here. 1.5066 0.05522 152 91 45 16
143 As you can see, there is plenty of room for advancement at our firm. 1.5066 0.05678 152 93 41 18
144 Intimacy issues if you must know. 1.5066 0.05443 152 90 47 15
145 Correct! Please move forward one chair! 1.5066 0.05904 152 96 35 21
146 So, where do you see yourself in five chairs? 1.5066 0.05601 152 92 43 17
147 You said you had trouble picturing your place in management. Does this help? 1.5066 0.05977 152 97 33 22
148 Well then you should have selected your seat online. 1.5033 0.05469 151 90 46 15
149 Welcome to Caterpillar . 1.5033 0.05859 151 95 36 20
150 If no one shows up for the 10:00, 10:15, 10:30, 10:45, 11:00, 11:15 or 11:30, you and I will do lunch. 1.5033 0.05783 151 94 38 19
151 Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Dopey, Doc, Grumpy, Johnson: Thanks for coming in on such short notice. 1.5033 0.06153 151 99 28 24
152 You'll have plenty of opportunity to move up here. 1.5033 0.05469 151 90 46 15
153 Yes sir, all department chairs are present. 1.5033 0.05469 151 90 46 15
154 Welcome to the Bureau of Missing Persons. 1.5033 0.05934 151 96 34 21
155 Have another seat. 1.5033 0.05783 151 94 38 19
156 In five years, which chair do you see yourself in? 1.5033 0.05628 151 92 42 17
157 Why yes, I was the coxswain of my college rowing team! Why do you ask? 1.5033 0.05783 151 94 38 19
158 Well, it looks like we're all here. 1.5033 0.05706 151 93 40 18
159 I think you'll find many opportunities for promotion here. 1.5000 0.05656 150 92 41 17
160 That answer was correct. Please move forward one seat. 1.5000 0.05496 150 90 45 15
161 Now that your clients are here, 'The Last Will and Testament of Snow White.' 1.5000 0.05656 150 92 41 17
162 I hope you understand. In this new position, you will take a back seat to everyone. 1.5000 0.05576 150 91 43 16
163 A fine answer! Please advance two chairs this time. 1.5000 0.05496 150 90 45 15
164 Other than vision and hearing, what are your greatest strengths? 1.5000 0.05576 150 91 43 16
165 I said, "THERE'S ALL SORTS OF OPPORTUNITIES TO MOVE UP IN THIS COMPANY." 1.5000 0.05576 150 91 43 16
166 Good news. You're in line for a promotion 1.5000 0.05330 150 88 49 13
167 Before we begin, please make sure your briefcase is stowed directly underneath the seat in front you. 1.5000 0.05576 150 91 43 16
168 I'm not going to lie to you. You're not the first person I've interviewed for this job. 1.5000 0.06039 150 97 31 22
169 Okay, I'll be honest--from where I sit I don't see you moving up in this company. 1.5000 0.05496 150 90 45 15
170 This may surprise you...but I'm not a people person. 1.4966 0.05270 149 87 50 12
171 Correct! Move one seat forward. 1.4966 0.05604 149 91 42 16
172 As you can see, we have a lot of opportunity for advancement here. 1.4966 0.05604 149 91 42 16
173 You want to guess what happened to the first seven? 1.4933 0.05413 150 90 46 14
174 So where do you see yourself in 7 chairs? 1.4932 0.06101 148 97 29 22
175 You're hired. I see something in you that I can't see in the others. 1.4932 0.05792 148 93 37 18
176 Our ideal candidate is bold, self-motivated, and farsighted. 1.4930 0.05631 142 86 42 14
177 It's why they call me the Chairman, in case you were wondering. 1.4898 0.06133 147 97 28 22
178 I'll be right with you, soon as I finish up with these nobodies. 1.4898 0.05741 147 92 38 17
179 The Chairman? He's across the hall. I'm the Chair Man. 1.4898 0.06057 147 96 30 21
180 Congratulations. I'm promoting you to Vice-Vice-Vice-Vice-Vice-Vice-Vice-Chair. 1.4897 0.05632 145 89 41 15
181 We are hoping you can help. We had to fire our last interior decorator. 1.4897 0.06199 145 96 27 22
182 A position may have just opened up. 1.4897 0.05371 145 86 47 12
183 Oh no, I'm not selling shares. I'm selling chairs. 1.4897 0.05963 145 93 33 19
184 Zymbrowski? 1.4897 0.05800 145 91 37 17
185 I'm thinking that feng shui guy was a scam artist. 1.4894 0.06255 141 93 27 21
186 Mitt, I am seriously considering you for Secretary of State. 1.4863 0.06165 146 97 27 22
187 Thirty-seven years ago, I was where you are now. 1.4861 0.05745 144 90 38 16
188 You're not my first choice. 1.4861 0.05397 144 86 46 12
189 How did you get into this line of work? 1.4861 0.05745 144 90 38 16
190 OK, let's hear from someone in the back of the room. 1.4825 0.05688 143 89 39 15
191 You're out of line, Harris. 1.4825 0.05859 143 91 35 17
192 There's a high potential for advancement in your current position. 1.4825 0.05688 143 89 39 15
193 That answer is correct. You may move up 1 chair. 1.4825 0.05331 143 85 47 11
194 Is anyone not here for the Invisible Man audition? 1.4825 0.06025 143 93 31 19
195 As you can see, there's plenty of room to move up. 1.4825 0.05774 143 90 37 16
196 You seem distant... 1.4825 0.05513 143 87 43 13
197 I don't care what the feng shui book says, we're moving everything back tomorrow. 1.4825 0.05688 143 89 39 15
198 I assume you and I are the only ones who did not eat from the buffet. 1.4825 0.05859 143 91 35 17
199 As you might have already guessed, I am the chairperson. 1.4809 0.06068 131 83 33 15
200 Sorry, Bagley. That seat is taken. 1.4792 0.05911 144 93 33 18
201 Now, Eighth Vice President is still an important position 1.4789 0.05166 142 83 50 9
202 I shall now read the last will and testament of Snow White. 1.4789 0.05973 142 92 32 18
203 We'll get started in a minute Jack...just waiting for Ivanka, Eric, Don Jr., Melania, Jared, Tiffany and Barron. 1.4789 0.06138 142 94 28 20
204 So where do you see yourself in seven chairs from now? 1.4789 0.05629 142 88 40 14
205 I don’t know where people get the idea that I’m unapproachable. 1.4789 0.05356 142 85 46 11
206 You're hired. I like a man who takes a back seat to no one. 1.4789 0.05717 142 89 38 15
207 We're looking for a far-sighted individual to teach in our distance learning program. 1.4789 0.06056 142 93 30 19
208 There's a reason I'm called the chairman. 1.4789 0.05804 142 90 36 16
209 Was there a question in the back? 1.4789 0.05717 142 89 38 15
210 As you can see our company offers many opportunities for advancement . 1.4752 0.05475 141 86 43 12
211 I like a man who knows when to take a back seat. 1.4752 0.05833 141 90 35 16
212 So, 008, let me tell you about this mission. 1.4752 0.06004 141 92 31 18
213 I'd like to offer you a new position. 1.4752 0.05833 141 90 35 16
214 We can offer you an upgrade if you're willing to take a later meeting. 1.4752 0.05381 141 85 45 11
215 Good answer, you may move one chair forward. 1.4718 0.05627 142 89 39 14
216 Tell me why we're sitting here like this, and the job is yours. 1.4718 0.06297 142 97 23 22
217 So your greatest weakness is putting others before yourself? 1.4718 0.05715 142 90 37 15
218 There is ample opportunity to move up in our organization. 1.4714 0.05774 140 89 36 15
219 Excellent work, Simmons. You can move up one chair. But don't let this go to your head. 1.4714 0.05774 140 89 36 15
220 Just screwin with you kid, come on up. 1.4714 0.05950 140 91 32 17
221 Look under your chair, Perkins, there's a pink slip for you, too. 1.4714 0.05774 140 89 36 15
222 The climb up the corporate ladder may be rough, but it's also quite comfy. 1.4681 0.05472 141 87 42 12
223 You have two minutes to move four chairs and form three triangles. Go! 1.4681 0.05564 141 88 40 13
224 Where do you see yourself three seats from now? 1.4681 0.05917 141 92 32 17
225 On a scale of 1 to 8, how would you rate your aggressiveness? 1.4681 0.05831 141 91 34 16
226 I'm starting the music again... you're luck's bound to change. 1.4681 0.05564 141 88 40 13
227 Well Jenkins, it's time for you to move up. 1.4681 0.05743 141 90 36 15
228 Let the record reflect that in attendance today are Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy, Doc, Dopey, and Marvin Feldman of the United Mineworkers Union. 1.4681 0.06330 141 97 22 22
229 Questions? You in the back 1.4676 0.05803 139 89 35 15
230 Looks like we've come to the end of line Jenkins 1.4672 0.05584 137 85 40 12
231 It appears that we have a number of new openings. 1.4672 0.05389 137 83 44 10
232 What are you waiting for? You're fired too! 1.4672 0.06134 137 91 28 18
233 Are you willing to travel? 1.4672 0.05288 137 82 46 9
234 Yes ... you, in the back. 1.4672 0.05956 137 89 32 16
235 I'm afraid you're sitting in an exit row. 1.4672 0.06221 137 92 26 19
236 I can't be within 10 feet of someone outside my tax bracket 1.4672 0.05866 137 88 34 15
237 Welcome to Amtrak Headquarters. 1.4672 0.05773 137 87 36 14
238 I think you can move up in this company. 1.4672 0.05288 137 82 46 9
239 "Have a seat anywhere" was a test. 1.4672 0.05866 137 88 34 15
240 I only called for the chairs of the departments 1.4672 0.05773 137 87 36 14
241 It's a better turnout than I expected. 1.4648 0.05443 142 88 42 12
242 When corporate told us to get rid of the ladder, we had to improvise. 1.4632 0.05802 136 87 35 14
243 And what, may I ask, distinguishes you from the other seven applicants? 1.4632 0.05414 136 83 43 10
244 But there is a lot of opportunity for advancement. 1.4632 0.05612 136 85 39 12
245 I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you book your meetings through Stubhub. 1.4632 0.05987 136 89 31 16
246 I once sat where you are now...I SAID I ONCE SAT WHERE YOU ARE NOW. 1.4593 0.06110 135 90 28 17
247 ...and I hope you are more successful on this mission than 001 through 007 have been. 1.4593 0.06288 135 92 24 19
248 So, what makes you think you're next in line for the job? 1.4593 0.05639 135 85 38 12
249 Mitt, believe me, I'm still seriously considering you for a Cabinet position. 1.4593 0.06110 135 90 28 17
250 To be honest, you weren't my first choice for the position. 1.4593 0.05832 135 87 34 14
251 Well I guess now I have no choice but to promote you 1.4593 0.05639 135 85 38 12
252 Thank you for waiting. We'll let you know when there's a vacancy. 1.4593 0.05337 135 82 44 9
253 I once sat where you are, and look where I am today! 1.4593 0.05736 135 86 36 13
254 Next 1.4593 0.06110 135 90 28 17
255 There is only one opening but your chances look good! 1.4593 0.05639 135 85 38 12
256 How long have you been sitting there? 1.4552 0.05765 134 86 35 13
257 This company has always thrived on its linear thinking. 1.4552 0.05567 134 84 39 11
258 We're looking for someone with a little more ambition. 1.4552 0.05765 134 86 35 13
259 So have long have you wanted to work at the DMV? 1.4552 0.06233 134 91 25 18
260 I'll be with you soon. Your visit is important to me. 1.4519 0.05828 135 88 33 14
261 Please stow your personal item under the seat in front of you. 1.4519 0.05828 135 88 33 14
262 There is a back office position I think you'd be perfect for. 1.4519 0.05228 135 82 45 8
263 It's an assertiveness test. You failed. 1.4511 0.05891 133 87 32 14
264 And obviously there's plenty of opportunity for advancement. 1.4511 0.05594 133 84 38 11
265 Where do you see yourself in three chairs? 1.4511 0.05491 133 83 40 10
266 You've seemed very distant lately. 1.4511 0.05794 133 86 34 13
267 I'd like to introduce you to our several Department Chairs. 1.4504 0.06055 131 87 29 15
268 Well, our application did say you should apply on line. 1.4504 0.05957 131 86 31 14
269 Harvard. Let me guess, competitive rowing? 1.4504 0.05957 131 86 31 14
270 My staff claims I'm compulsive and distant, but I don't see it. 1.4504 0.05857 131 85 33 13
271 And the opportunities for advancement are almost unlimited. 1.4504 0.05857 131 85 33 13
272 The first seven have asked for a raise. Why are you here? 1.4504 0.05548 131 82 39 10
273 Believe me! Nobody will ever take a back seat to you. 1.4504 0.05442 131 81 41 9
274 I'm farsighted. 1.4504 0.05957 131 86 31 14
275 Let me introduce you to the committee chairs. 1.4504 0.06055 131 87 29 15
276 So, if I hire you, where do you see yourself sitting in five years? 1.4504 0.05548 131 82 39 10
277 We'll feel a lot closer once Kevin Bacon gets here. 1.4504 0.05957 131 86 31 14
278 Now would you like to pay for a meeting upgrade? 1.4504 0.06151 131 88 27 16
279 It seems that you have taken a back seat to no one. 1.4504 0.06055 131 87 29 15
280 The good news is, there's no one ahead of you! 1.4504 0.05333 131 80 43 8
281 Tim, you a have plenty of room for advancement 1.4504 0.05756 131 84 35 12
282 Welcome to your first day at Amtrak. 1.4504 0.05442 131 81 41 9
283 We're looking for someone to really take the lead on this thing. 1.4504 0.05957 131 86 31 14
284 Welcome, Hadley. You're the first one here for my lecture on assertiveness. 1.4478 0.05662 134 86 36 12
285 Please put your bag under the seat in front of you. 1.4478 0.05460 134 84 40 10
286 Congratulations! It looks like you're a finalist for Secretary of State. 1.4478 0.06138 134 91 26 17
287 Our promotional track is fairly straight forward. 1.4462 0.05357 130 80 42 8
288 That makes it unanimous. 1.4462 0.06279 130 89 24 17
289 There's plenty of room for advancement, even during this interview. 1.4462 0.05887 130 85 32 13
290 I'm not meeting you halfway. 1.4462 0.05785 130 84 34 12
291 You're in line for a big promotion! 1.4462 0.05681 130 83 36 11
292 Your resume says you take a back seat to no one. 1.4462 0.05785 130 84 34 12
293 If you get the next question wrong you're out the door. 1.4462 0.05785 130 84 34 12
294 Salary will be commensurate with position. 1.4462 0.05681 130 83 36 11
295 Correct answer! You may move forward one space. 1.4462 0.05575 130 82 38 10
296 I'm looking for someone that takes a back seat to no one. 1.4462 0.05681 130 83 36 11
297 As you can see, there's a lot of room for advancement in our company. 1.4462 0.05887 130 85 32 13
298 Having observed what happened to opinions 1-7, I no longer have an opinion. 1.4462 0.05988 130 86 30 14
299 There's always room for advancement here at Lionel, Mr. Jones. 1.4462 0.05575 130 82 38 10
300 Any questions about your position in the organizational hierarchy? 1.4462 0.06086 130 87 28 15
301 Sir, this is not what I had in mind when you said I was in line for a promotion. 1.4462 0.05575 130 82 38 10
302 Now, to get one chair closer to the job...what is the capital of Montana? 1.4462 0.05467 130 81 40 9
303 You can upgrade your seat for only $35. 1.4427 0.05215 131 80 44 7
304 At long last, Mr. Andrews, on your spreadsheets, do you finally understand the concept of "row" versus "column"? 1.4419 0.06118 129 87 27 15
305 "First question. Have you had your flu shot? 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
306 Each correct answer gains you a seat. 1.4419 0.05602 129 82 37 10
307 I know interviews can be intimidating. So to clear the air, let me address what I can only imagine you are curious about. The dog in the portrait. His name is Marvin. 1.4419 0.05917 129 85 31 13
308 I like the way you take a back seat to no one. 1.4419 0.06409 129 90 21 18
309 My apologies. There were only seven openings. 1.4419 0.05602 129 82 37 10
310 As you can see, you would be the last in a long line of department chairs. 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
311 Sorry, sir, but it still looks like a toupée from back here. 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
312 If you can figure out what's going on here, you've got the job. 1.4419 0.06019 129 86 29 14
313 If you're a linear thinker, you'll do well here. 1.4419 0.05602 129 82 37 10
314 Jones, we need to talk about your lack of initiative. 1.4419 0.05917 129 85 31 13
315 YES, Miller, I AM trying to tell you something! 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
316 I don't think you're being upfront with me here. 1.4419 0.06019 129 86 29 14
317 OK, the 7 VP's have left, so what is it you want, mother? 1.4375 0.06444 128 90 20 18
318 I meant line up the department chairs for a meeting. 1.4375 0.06050 128 86 28 14
319 You took the back seat. I like that in a manager. 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
320 Listen, I want to be upfront with you, you are not my first choice for the job. 1.4375 0.05737 128 83 34 11
321 Number 3. Number 3? Number 4.... 1.4375 0.05737 128 83 34 11
322 We're looking for people who are far-sighted. 1.4375 0.05518 128 81 38 9
323 The seven dwarfs and their agent. 1.4375 0.06724 128 93 14 21
324 We can't start this interview until you place your bag under the seat in front of you. 1.4375 0.05629 128 82 36 10
325 Plus, the job has lots of room for advancement. 1.4375 0.05518 128 81 38 9
326 ...as you can see, there is room for rapid advancement within our organization. 1.4375 0.05406 128 80 40 8
327 Welcome to Southwest Airlines. 1.4375 0.06151 128 87 26 15
328 Turns out the magnificent 7 weren't so magnificent. 1.4375 0.06250 128 88 24 16
329 Don't make the same mistake as your predecessors. 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
330 In short, Draper, we feel you lack ambition. 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
331 Using feng shui principles, I've managed to use space and arrangement to visually represent the disparity in our compensation packages. 1.4375 0.06050 128 86 28 14
332 Please make yourself uncomfortable. 1.4331 0.06284 127 88 23 16
333 Wait, let me guess. This one is too soft. 1.4331 0.05872 127 84 31 12
334 Tell me why you want to work for our airline. 1.4331 0.05544 127 81 37 9
335 As you can see I'm the company's largest chairholder. 1.4331 0.06183 127 87 25 15
336 Sorry, but I'm looking for someone who exhibits more initiative. 1.4331 0.06081 127 86 27 14
337 Now interviewing zone 3. 1.4331 0.05765 127 83 33 11
338 You'll have to wait until I meet with these nobodies. 1.4331 0.05655 127 82 35 10
339 Sorry, those seats are taken 1.4331 0.05544 127 81 37 9
340 Do you believe in leading from behind? 1.4331 0.05872 127 84 31 12
341 The corporate ladder was declared unsafe for employees. 1.4331 0.05872 127 84 31 12
342 You are now free to move about the office. 1.4331 0.05314 127 79 41 7
343 No, no, no, Meyerson. I said the last man standing would get the job. 1.4331 0.05430 127 80 39 8
344 Thank you for coming in. This is an interview for a job with plenty of room for advancement. 1.4286 0.06008 126 85 28 13
345 Oval offices are obsolete. Welcome to the linear office. 1.4286 0.05570 126 81 36 9
346 So, where do you see yourself in ten years? 1.4286 0.06113 126 86 26 14
347 One of you isn't being transparent with me! 1.4286 0.06216 126 87 24 15
348 Would you like to upgrade to one of our preferred seats? 1.4286 0.05570 126 81 36 9
349 My therapist says I have problems with intimacy 1.4286 0.05454 126 80 38 8
350 Welcome to the firm ... this is as close as we'll ever get. 1.4286 0.05682 126 82 34 10
351 Advancement in this company isn't as easy as it looks. 1.4286 0.05902 126 84 30 12
352 I'm sensing some distance between us, Mr. Henderson. 1.4286 0.06113 126 86 26 14
353 What are your qualifications for the position of Low Man on the Totem Pole 1.4286 0.06317 126 88 22 16
354 Congratulations, we've decided to train you! 1.4286 0.06008 126 85 28 13
355 There's room for advancement at this firm. 1.4286 0.05570 126 81 36 9
356 There's plenty of opportunity to get ahead. 1.4286 0.06113 126 86 26 14
357 Yes ... you, in the back. 1.4286 0.05793 126 83 32 11
358 Dan, I've ranked everyone here in order of their usefulness. 1.4274 0.05858 124 82 31 11
359 Yes, this company is seeking farsighted candidates. 1.4274 0.05512 124 79 37 8
360 I'll give you this much - you're damn good at selling chairs! 1.4274 0.06185 124 85 25 14
361 Do you understand the chain of command? 1.4274 0.05392 124 78 39 7
362 No, no, no; not the Chairman. THE Chair Man. 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
363 You're making it very difficult to meet you halfway. 1.4274 0.05630 124 80 35 9
364 Anyone else with a comment? 1.4274 0.05969 124 83 29 12
365 We're looking to fill vacancies at several levels. 1.4274 0.05512 124 79 37 8
366 Where are the middlemen? 1.4274 0.05269 124 77 41 6
367 You're here from the Rosa Parks Foundation? 1.4274 0.06185 124 85 25 14
368 Good answer. You may move up two places. 1.4274 0.05512 124 79 37 8
369 Good idea Winthorp! Move up a chair. 1.4274 0.05858 124 82 31 11
370 I'd be interested in any opportunities for advancement. 1.4274 0.05745 124 81 33 10
371 Quiet in the back 1.4274 0.05858 124 82 31 11
372 Oh, I wouldn't worry about the turnover rate. 1.4274 0.05969 124 83 29 12
373 OK, first class interviews are done, onto coach. 1.4274 0.05512 124 79 37 8
374 Yes, I did once work for the railroad; why do you ask? 1.4274 0.05512 124 79 37 8
375 I said I have a cold, not the plague. 1.4274 0.05858 124 82 31 11
376 Nice try, Charles, but that 'Last Shall Be First' crap doesn't work here. 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
377 Welcome to the airline business son. 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
378 This position has plenty of room for advancement. 1.4274 0.05969 124 83 29 12
379 It's time to make America wait again! 1.4274 0.06290 124 86 23 15
380 Understand that you are in only the initial stage of the interview process. 1.4274 0.05630 124 80 35 9
381 Don't get too comfortable. 1.4274 0.06185 124 85 25 14
382 Your co-workers say that you’re hard to get close to. 1.4274 0.05745 124 81 33 10
383 I prefer to maintain eight degrees of separation. 1.4274 0.06185 124 85 25 14
384 When the music stopped, you should have taken the first chair. 1.4274 0.06290 124 86 23 15
385 No, you weren't my first choice. 1.4274 0.05745 124 81 33 10
386 I SAID, HOW CAN I MOVE UP IN THE COMPANY! 1.4274 0.05969 124 83 29 12
387 As a recent college graduate, Tom's proclivity to sit in the back of the class did not translate well to his new job in sales. 1.4274 0.06290 124 86 23 15
388 I'm sorry ...was there a question from the back? 1.4240 0.06039 125 85 27 13
389 It's lonely at the bottom, too. 1.4228 0.06218 123 85 24 14
390 I come from a long line of applicants 1.4228 0.05888 123 82 30 11
391 Okay, now YOU be the engine and I'LL be the caboose. 1.4228 0.06218 123 85 24 14
392 I guess you've got the job. 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
393 I wanted you to get a sense of the hierarchy around here 1.4228 0.05888 123 82 30 11
394 This is the end of the line for you! 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
395 Are you willing to travel? 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
396 In the world of corporate layoffs, Harris, you're what we call the 'designated survivor.' 1.4228 0.06218 123 85 24 14
397 The wait time is 7 minutes. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
398 I assure you that you're in line for a promotion. 1.4228 0.05416 123 78 38 7
399 Honestly, you're not even close to getting this job. 1.4228 0.05888 123 82 30 11
400 Looks like you're in line for a promotion, Smithers. 1.4228 0.05164 123 76 42 5
401 I'm here for the impersonal interview sir. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
402 Musical chairs is no fun since the cutbacks. 1.4228 0.05888 123 82 30 11
403 The job of eighth vice president is more important than it looks. 1.4228 0.05416 123 78 38 7
404 So, where do you see yourself in ten years? 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
405 Looks like they were right when they said you'd take a back seat to no one. 1.4228 0.06110 123 84 26 13
406 Our firm offers plenty of opportunity for advancement. 1.4228 0.05538 123 79 36 8
407 I see you are a church goer... 1.4228 0.06218 123 85 24 14
408 I take it that you bring bad news. 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
409 Imagine these are deck chairs on the Titanic. Show me what you can do. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
410 Tell me where you see yourself in five years. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
411 Each correct answer will move you one chair closer to an actual job interview. 1.4228 0.05291 123 77 40 6
412 Anyone else have a smart remark about the seating arrangement? 1.4228 0.06110 123 84 26 13
413 Tell me why you want to work for the railroad. 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
414 Help me make America straight again. 1.4228 0.06324 123 86 22 15
415 I see that you take a back seat to nobody. 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
416 I said, "NOW SERVING NUMBER 8." 1.4194 0.06070 124 85 26 13
417 I can see you're willing to take a back seat to no one. 1.4180 0.06568 122 88 17 17
418 Interesting choice. 1.4180 0.05683 122 80 33 9
419 We're looking for more of a forward thinker. 1.4180 0.05683 122 80 33 9
420 So tell me, where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.4180 0.06251 122 85 23 14
421 I see Marjorie explained to you this is an entry level position. 1.4180 0.05440 122 78 37 7
422 I just didn't want to seem presumptuous, sir. 1.4180 0.06030 122 83 27 12
423 Your predecessors wanted more transparency and they got it. 1.4180 0.06142 122 84 25 13
424 In which of these do you see yourself in five years? 1.4180 0.05683 122 80 33 9
425 Tell me, where do you see yourself in 5 chairs? 1.4180 0.05563 122 79 35 8
426 Welcome to the Economy class interview. 1.4180 0.06142 122 84 25 13
427 I wonder, Smith, why you haven't made an effort to move up ? 1.4180 0.05683 122 80 33 9
428 One more wrong answer and you out, Mr. Kramer. 1.4180 0.05917 122 82 29 11
429 It seems I've eliminated everyone but you again, mother. 1.4180 0.06142 122 84 25 13
430 Nope. Nope. That cologne is still making me nauseous. 1.4180 0.06142 122 84 25 13
431 Let's try again. Simon says: move up one chair. 1.4180 0.05917 122 82 29 11
432 Tell me more about this Feng Shui. 1.4180 0.05563 122 79 35 8
433 Our interior designer used to work at the DMV. 1.4180 0.06030 122 83 27 12
434 As a member of the Yale crew, I learned the man in the eighth seat makes it all happen. 1.4180 0.05917 122 82 29 11
435 Maybe next time you'll spring for the Interview Plus seating. 1.4180 0.05801 122 81 31 10
436 This should help clarify where you sit in the organization. 1.4180 0.06030 122 83 27 12
437 For a small surcharge, I'm willing to move your interview from economy to business class. 1.4180 0.05683 122 80 33 9
438 I spent 23 years in the airline industry..... 1.4180 0.05801 122 81 31 10
439 Give a man a chair, he relaxes for a day. Teach a man to make a chair, he relaxes for a lifetime. Present a man with eight chairs, the metaphor breaks down. 1.4180 0.06251 122 85 23 14
440 Welcome to my class on self assertiveness. Any newcomers? 1.4180 0.05801 122 81 31 10
441 If I like your answer you get to move up one seat. 1.4180 0.05801 122 81 31 10
442 Tell me, Mr. Farnsworth, why is it you want to work for the B&O Railroad? 1.4180 0.06251 122 85 23 14
443 Someday, after seven other people and I die, all this will be yours. 1.4180 0.06142 122 84 25 13
444 I was the coxswain in prep school. 1.4160 0.06030 125 86 26 13
445 It's a process. 1.4160 0.05228 125 79 40 6
446 Who's next . . . ? 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
447 Now, when you say that you won't take a back seat to anyone... 1.4132 0.05946 121 82 28 11
448 Please tell me you're not applying for the leadership position. 1.4132 0.06061 121 83 26 12
449 You can tell a great deal about a person by where they choose to sit. 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
450 From where I sit, we're still far apart. 1.4132 0.06174 121 84 24 13
451 What does it take to move up in this company? 1.4132 0.05588 121 79 34 8
452 I can assure you, you take a back seat to no one. 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
453 This is how far you're away from a promotion. 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
454 There are several opportunities for advancement. 1.4132 0.05946 121 82 28 11
455 The Donald J. Trump fan club meeting will come to order. 1.4132 0.06500 121 87 18 16
456 I hope you're gaining some perspective here. 1.4132 0.05588 121 79 34 8
457 Because it's the first night of Chanukah, that's why. 1.4132 0.06061 121 83 26 12
458 I see you haven't advanced very far since you've been with us. 1.4132 0.05588 121 79 34 8
459 Higgins! The bag goes under the seat in front of you. 1.4132 0.05829 121 81 30 10
460 As you can see, I'm the chair man. 1.4132 0.06174 121 84 24 13
461 I'm not only testing your patience, but your hearing and your sense of humor. 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
462 Please stand when your name is called. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
463 Absolutely! You're definitely in line for that top position! 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
464 Will your partners be joining us today, Mr. Blitzen? 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
465 Our last office designer was a consultant for Amtrak. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
466 Don’t worry. The cutbacks are only affecting middle management. 1.4083 0.05613 120 79 33 8
467 I understand you were 8th in your class at Harvard. 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
468 Can you come back tomorrow, Mr. Kafka? 1.4083 0.06206 120 84 23 13
469 When it came down to it, you were the eighth best man for the job. 1.4083 0.05736 120 80 31 9
470 I now understand why they call you the chairman. 1.4083 0.06092 120 83 25 12
471 In lieu of a raise this year we're upgrading you to Economy Plus. 1.4083 0.06092 120 83 25 12
472 Congratulations on your appointment as the latest in a long line of distinguished chairmen. 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
473 Ah, yes, Perkins... Forgot you were here. You were saying employee moral is quite low? 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
474 Unfortunately, Bill, you've been assigned an exit seat. 1.4071 0.06727 113 82 16 15
475 You may be our eighth best candidate, but at least you're punctual. 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
476 I see from your resume that you graduated last in your class. 1.4068 0.06396 118 84 20 14
477 Okay, let's get started, shall we? If you've got a college degree, move up one chair. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
478 I'm farsighted. 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
479 I feel I should inform you that the job requires that you fly Coach.. 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
480 Well, frankly, the problem is that you come from a long line of nobodies. 1.4068 0.06396 118 84 20 14
481 I'll read the will as soon as your seven older brothers arrive. 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
482 Did you think I wouldn't call on you if you sat in the back? 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
483 So what makes you think you are uniquely qualified to be a caboose conductor? 1.4068 0.06281 118 83 22 13
484 We're looking for linear thinkers. 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
485 I've got several virtual applicants to see before you. 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
486 Forgive me. It's the first time I've chaired a meeting... 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
487 Yes, there is room for upward mobility. 1.4068 0.05279 118 75 38 5
488 Sorry, the music stopped. You're now the janitor. 1.4068 0.06396 118 84 20 14
489 Are you talking to me, Sir? 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
490 Please take a seat wherever you feel comfortable 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
491 What sets you apart from our other applicants? 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
492 Why yes, we do have an organizational chart. 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
493 Of course I'm insane. Is that a problem? 1.4068 0.06508 118 85 18 15
494 Next we'll begin the agility portion of the interview. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
495 Okay, who is applying for the invisibility cloak patent? 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
496 You're late. 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
497 The secret to my success, my boy? Linear thinking. 1.4068 0.06046 118 81 26 11
498 Seems to me Jenkins, you're in line for a promotion. 1.4068 0.05547 118 77 34 7
499 Once a coxswain, always a coxswain. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
500 Bob, The review committee believes you're ready to move up. Congratulations! 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
501 We've been experiencing long wait times. 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
502 Why do you want to work for Greyhound? 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
503 I'm sorry I can't see you now. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
504 We've just gone through a major reorganization. 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
505 It's flu season. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
506 Of course I value you. You're next in line for seventh chair. 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
507 There are many opportunities to move up in this company. 1.4035 0.05807 114 76 30 8
508 Welcome to introverts anonymous. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
509 Great job Steve, I think we can talk about moving up a chair this year. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
510 The music hasn't stopped yet. 1.4034 0.06238 119 84 22 13
511 Please come to the front when I call your number. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
512 At this time, I'd like to offer an upgrade for a nominal fee. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
513 Linear thinking got me where I am today. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
514 Actually, I prefer 'chairperson.' 1.4017 0.05954 117 80 27 10
515 I'm here about the interior decorating job, Sir 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
516 Oh, that seat is taken, too. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
517 I'm sorry Governor Christie, only Official Food Tester is left. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
518 An exclusive look at Trump's first press briefing. 1.4017 0.05702 117 78 31 8
519 I am looking for someone who can help me keep things in line around here. 1.4017 0.05571 117 77 33 7
520 You're early. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
521 Please be patient, sir. The seven dwarves were here first. 1.4017 0.06430 117 84 19 14
522 Would you say you are a leader or a follower, Mr Jones? 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
523 I'm afraid we are considering a few people ahead of you. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
524 This is your eighth and final warning! 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
525 We're just waiting for our first class applicants to be seated. 1.4017 0.06197 117 82 23 12
526 I've been looking for someone who takes a back seat to no one. You're hired! 1.4017 0.05954 117 80 27 10
527 It’s an entry-level position, but with ample opportunity for advancement. 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
528 They don't call me Chairman for nothing. 1.4017 0.05954 117 80 27 10
529 I'm ready for you now, Mr. Zzunsky. 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
530 Just between you and I, Smithers, you're not exactly our first choice for this position. 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
531 Thank you for coming. I'm looking for a Secretary of State. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
532 Yes, I have heard you take a back seat to no one. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
533 Hello, accounting? Is it, "First in Last Out" or "Last in First Out"? 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
534 Would you like to purchase a "preferred seating" option? 1.3966 0.06465 116 84 18 14
535 We've decided that this is safer than the ladder. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
536 As you can see, there's ample opportuniy for advancement here at Prescott Airlines. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
537 Mr. Jones, are you familiar with the domino theory? 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
538 And finally, to my self-absorbed husband, I bequeath.... 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
539 Well, yes of course, at most companies people move up the ladder, but here we're a little more laid back. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
540 There's plenty of room to move up here 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
541 My assistant says it's called feng shui... 1.3966 0.06465 116 84 18 14
542 How far would you go to get this job? 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
543 Trust is earned one chair at a time, Davis. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
544 Is it lonely at the bottom too? 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
545 Do I have to wait for the music to stop? 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
546 You can move up, but you'll have to pay $30 for priority seating. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
547 I just don't see you advancing in this company, Bob. 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
548 Sir I admire your farsightedness. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
549 Well, at least I got an aisle seat. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
550 Only seven more security questions to answer correctly. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
551 Congratulations, you're the last person sitting. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
552 And that's why your clients sitting before me wish to sue Snow White? 1.3966 0.06693 116 86 14 16
553 Remember to wait for the music. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
554 I'm going to be up-front with you, Sam. 1.3966 0.06465 116 84 18 14
555 Are you my 4 o'clock? It looks like I've had some cancellations. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
556 Many of you are likely asking yourselves, "Why aren't I here?" 1.3966 0.06580 116 85 16 15
557 Thank you for waiting. All our representatives are currently helping other candidates. Your interview will be handled by the next available representative. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
558 Thanks for meeting me online. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
559 I'm considering a lateral move, sir. 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
560 Your resume says you ran hurdles in college. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
561 Mr. Romney. President Elect Trump will be with you shortly. 1.3966 0.06465 116 84 18 14
562 I am the chair man. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
563 before we get started, can everyone hear me? 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
564 Breath mint? 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
565 No, you idiot. I said shares, bring me some shares! 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
566 Can the people in the back of the room hear me? 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
567 I'm still going to call on you. 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
568 You're only delaying the inevitable, Jenkins. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
569 If you were to purchase an upgrade, we could begin the meeting. 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
570 Yes, you in the back. What do you see as your weaknesses? 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
571 Okay, see if you can do better when the music starts again. 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
572 I assume you are the agent for the seven dwarfs. 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
573 Can you hear me in the back? 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
574 It looks like you're finally going to get that promotion after all Phillips. 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
575 And just what makes you think you are Amalgamated Bobsled material? 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
576 I didn't hear you say "may I"... 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
577 You're this close to getting my job! 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
578 Bob knew one thing to be true, there was definitely room for advancement. 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
579 All of our agents are busy serving other customers... 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
580 Once again Mitt Romney waits for a position in someone's cabinet. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
581 Yes...I think my decorator did previously work in the airline industry. Why do you ask? 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
582 Now, let's discuss attrition. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
583 My children will be joining us shortly. 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
584 You've had seven wrong responses so far, one more and it's the door. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
585 You're a very important client for us. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
586 I maintain a strict chain of command at this company. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
587 They're reserved for my children. 1.3894 0.06340 113 81 20 12
588 Thank you for coming, but, we're looking for a slightly more aggressive salesman. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
589 This way everyone gets an aisle seat. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
590 I want to be honest with you, right now, you are my eighth choice for the position. 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
591 Yes. Henry the 8th sir. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
592 Can you hear me in the back? 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
593 I don't know why you're so surprised. It says "Chairman" right on my door. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
594 I see you are at the end of a long line of nobodies. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
595 Mitt, is that you? 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
596 Just because none of the other applicants bothered to show up, doesn't mean you're not still last in line. 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
597 You in the back! What do you think of our new line of office chairs? 1.3894 0.06340 113 81 20 12
598 WHO IS NEXT? 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
599 I guess they got rid of middle management. 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
600 The next time the music stops, you need to be out of the room. 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
601 I'd prefer climbing the ladder. 1.3894 0.06340 113 81 20 12
602 I don't think you're assertive enough for this job... 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
603 Yes, YOU at the back... Do you have anything to add? 1.3860 0.06169 114 81 22 11
604 All those opposed. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
605 In this company, we've got some middle-management issues. 1.3860 0.05503 114 76 32 6
606 I want to get something straight between us. 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
607 Sit anywhere. 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
608 Well sir, when the music stopped I just sat down here! 1.3839 0.05564 112 75 31 6
609 Yes, you in the back. You have question? 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
610 Am I to understand that the dwarfs have hired you to negotiate on their behalf? 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
611 Inspired by his Twitter successes, Trump rearranges the press room and invites his full press corpse [sic] to assemble for a 3 a.m. daily briefing. 1.3839 0.06498 112 82 17 13
612 Do you want to come up to the first chair or would you prefer I fire you from where you're seated? 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
613 Lost in translation; 8 straight-back chairs is not the same as 8 chairs straight -back. 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
614 As you can see, this is an in-line class, not an online class. 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
615 For each correct answer, you can move up one seat. First question: Why are you not getting a bonus this year? 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
616 Perhaps in Sunday school, but here the last will be last. 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
617 Lastly, to my feckless nephew Tyler I leave the remainder of my estate, an empty briefcase. 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
618 There are plenty of opportunities before you, Johnson, but you've got to be willing to leave your comfort zone to move up the ranks. 1.3839 0.05564 112 75 31 6
619 Plenty of seats in the front! 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
620 Well, in five years I see myself in the third chair.." 1.3839 0.05707 112 76 29 7
621 ...and then there was one. 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
622 You'll have to work your way up, just like everyone else... 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
623 Thank you all for coming. 1.3805 0.06199 113 81 21 11
624 The distance between us represents the wage gap pretty well, don't you think so? 1.3784 0.06406 111 81 18 12
625 We have a pecking order here, and I'm the big pecker. 1.3784 0.06406 111 81 18 12
626 Sorry Mr. Romney, I'm supposed to tell you the position has been filled. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
627 Correct. You may advance. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
628 We called you in to consult about our succession plan. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
629 We offer room for advancement. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
630 We expect all eight of you to pull together on the Iditarod account. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
631 As you can see, there's plenty of room to move up in this company. 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
632 ...and then there was one. 1.3784 0.06406 111 81 18 12
633 There are some positions closer to management available 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
634 I should have been more specific when I asked to have the chairs arranged in a row. 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
635 So where do yo see yourself in twenty minutes? 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
636 In your new position this represents the levels of management between you and me. 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
637 As you can see, there is no glass ceiling, just musical chairs. 1.3784 0.06277 111 80 20 11
638 Ok, I'm starting the music now. 1.3784 0.05438 111 74 32 5
639 Don't get comfortable. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
640 And where did you read of this 'The Last shall be First' nonsense? 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
641 Do you have an appointment? 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
642 I'd like to discuss your position at length. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
643 We offer a clear path to promotion. 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
644 Is it my breath? 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
645 Yes, I am the Chairman. 1.3784 0.06277 111 80 20 11
646 Are we aligned? 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
647 Thank you, Ms. Zablowski. The Library Association appreciates your commitment to alphabetical order. 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
648 Before we get started I'd like to point out we have empty seats closer to the front. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
649 We don't give promotions here, just upgrades. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
650 Next 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
651 Your name is Henry. That's why you're eighth, 1.3784 0.06533 111 82 16 13
652 Well the memo did say I was "in line for a raise"... 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
653 Tell me why you want to work at Linear and Son. 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
654 Wilson, you may move up one chair. Congratulations. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
655 I've rearranged things a little to better reflect the hierarchy 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
656 This was a test -- and you just failed it. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
657 Perhaps you misinterpreted the board's suggestion to take a back seat on this one. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
658 You'll just have to wait your turn. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
659 Yes, the position of feng shui officer is vacant. 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
660 I take my responsibilities as chairman quite literally. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
661 I feel I'm being railroaded. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
662 I hope it's now clear where you sit in the chain of command. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
663 Rudy, you were this close to being my Secretary of State. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
664 A bit passive-aggressive, Steve. Couldn't you just offer me a breath mint? 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
665 Now I know why they call him the Chairman 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
666 I believe you'll be a good fit here at Acme Caboose Company. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
667 Our representatives are busy assisting other customers, please remain on the line and we will be with you as soon as possible. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
668 What lay-offs? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
669 Well now I know why they call you the 'Chairman' 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
670 I'm letting you go, Larry, because I just don't see you moving up in this company. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
671 Simon says move up a chair. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
672 . . . and there are ample opportunities for promotion 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
673 THE CHAIR RECOGNIZES THE GENTLEMAN IN BACK. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
674 Of course, there are opportunities for advancement, why do you ask? 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
675 Congratulations Jim! You have just been promoted to 7th chair. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
676 As you can see, we also have seven ghost writers applying for the job to write my biography. 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
677 They've all been fired. Why do you ask? 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
678 Read my lips. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
679 Your forgot to say "Mother May I". 1.3727 0.06439 110 81 17 12
680 I'm sorry Margret, these seats are reserved for platinum and gold class employee's. 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
681 Welcome to the Department of Motor Vehicles. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
682 I've got a 10 o'clock with Snow White. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
683 I take it you're applying for the entry level position. 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
684 Where do you see yourself seated in 5 years time? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
685 First I go, "Choo, choo, choo," then you jump up and call, "All aboard!" 1.3727 0.06439 110 81 17 12
686 "...Priority Seating is an extra $85..... 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
687 I can't hear you just fine. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
688 Be with you in a second, Mitt. 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
689 I'm here for the position of ghostwriter. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
690 I see we are still very far apart in this contract negotiation. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
691 By now, you should have a good understanding of what happens next. 1.3694 0.06261 111 81 19 11
692 So you’d like to move up in the company. 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
693 Welcome to this meeting of Jet Blue executives. You may move up to a premium seat for only $45. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
694 So, what brings you there? 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
695 I see, sir, that you come from a long line of other unsuccessful applicants. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
696 Interesting that you chose that chair. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
697 I'm interviewing fake people to report fake news. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
698 Johnson, I'm promoting you. Move forward one chair. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
699 Okay, one more time like we rehearsed...when I say "chugga chugga," you say "choo-choo!" 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
700 Eight chairs from now, you could be sitting where I'm sitting. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
701 First, tell me what happened to all the people who were ahead of me. 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
702 I admire your willingness to follow the chain of command, Johnson. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
703 You're late. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
704 As you can see, I've eliminated my family members from the transition team 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
705 We don't sit in alphabetical order here Mr. Zelcher. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
706 Needless to say, this will be a really challenging mission, Agent 008. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
707 Yes I was an oarsman in college, how did you know? 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
708 I'm sure you've heard about the bobsled accident. 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
709 Tell me: Where do you seat yourself in seven years? 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
710 Now say, "CHOO choo, CHOO choo, wooo wooooo." 1.3670 0.06473 109 81 16 12
711 Would you like to purchase an interview upgrade through our company awards program? 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
712 Just between you and me, the other candidates don't look too promising. 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
713 Was it something I said? 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
714 This might surprise you, but I started out in the airline industry. 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
715 Before I start my remarks, I'm going to ask those people sitting in the back, to come up to the front. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
716 Interesting seat choice. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
717 I see you take a back seat to nobody 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
718 Okay Mr. Romney, now you come up and explain why I should let you be my Secretary of State. 1.3670 0.06603 109 82 14 13
719 Why don't you start by telling me what you learned from my interview with the first seven applicants? 1.3670 0.06603 109 82 14 13
720 Strictly speaking, you're co-chair. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
721 It says here on your resume that you pride yourself in being a follower. 1.3670 0.05158 109 72 34 3
722 If you can solve this riddle, you're hired. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
723 Would you like to purchase an upgrade? 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
724 You're probably wondering why I called you there. 1.3670 0.06603 109 82 14 13
725 Congratulations Peterson. I'm promoting you to Second to Last chair. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
726 Years ago I started in that chair myself, Jenkins. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
727 If you work hard and sacrifice someday that chair in front of you will be yours. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
728 Just imagine how long you would have to wait if they had people in them. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
729 Now that we've finished with the musical chairs portion of your interview, I'd like to move on to duck, duck, goose. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
730 Now, is there anyone else who has a question for our new management? 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
731 Your forgot to say "Mother May I". 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
732 I'll start the music once the other seven applicants arrive. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
733 Everyone wanted an aisle seat. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
734 Before we begin, can everyone hear me OK? 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
735 So why do you want to work for our airline? 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
736 Dad, while we're waiting, can you fill me in on why it's o.k. for the septuplets to run late, yet I'm the disappointment? 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
737 I'm sorry your last name begins with a 'Z' but rules are rules. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
738 I hope he doesn't call on me... 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
739 Which one of you represents the Seven Dwarfs? 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
740 I've tried them all and you look best from here sir. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
741 For each act of groveling you may advance one chair. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
742 I will now hear from the employee in coach. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
743 There are lots of opportunities to move ahead in this company. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
744 As you may have guessed, you'll be flying coach from now on. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
745 Eight degrees of separation. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
746 Do you still think you'd like to work for an airline? 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
747 It might make you feel better to know that you're the only candidate with any substance. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
748 Thanks for coming in, Mitt. Nice tie. 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
749 No, not until the music stops. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
750 You've got room for improvement. 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
751 You'll find our company manual in the seat pocket in front of you. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
752 Jenkins, you're probably wondering why I asked your satisfied clients to be here for your performance review. 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
753 You have one more chance to tell me what I want to hear. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
754 Now I'm going to ask you the same question I asked the other applicants . Please choose your answer carefully. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
755 Of course Mr. Romney! President-Elect Donald J. TRUMP is VERY Seriously considering you for a position in his Cabinet!!! 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
756 Don't be shy, there's plenty of room up front. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
757 Would you mind saying chugga-chugga choo-choo? 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
758 In the event of a market crash, an oxygen mask will drop in front of you. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
759 Back in my day, I waited behind 100 chairs for this position! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
760 Would you care to cash in five vacation days to upgrade to the front row? 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
761 So why do you want to work for our airline? 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
762 I want to make it clear that in this company, there's a strict chain of command. 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
763 "All right, we're now interviewing applicants in rows A through F. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
764 Think of yourself sitting on a commercial airline next to the rear bathroom, now you understand your position with the company. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
765 We were anticipating higher interest in this position. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
766 As the Chairman of this organization, I feel an obligation to keep my employees in line. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
767 When he saw all of the nobodies interviewing before him, Hank felt a growing confidence that the job would be his. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
768 Let me explain how our career path works! 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
769 So, when I say "chugga chugga, you say "woo woo". 1.3585 0.06455 106 79 16 11
770 Which chair do you see yourself in, in five years? 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
771 When you say the first chair, are you counting up or down? 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
772 I like to think I am approachable Jenkins, just not all at once. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
773 You're my first Hannukah interview. By the eighth night, all the other candidates will be seated. 1.3585 0.05049 106 70 34 2
774 Whenever I say 'Chugga Chugga,' you shout, 'Choo choo!' 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
775 Privacy laws prohibit us from showing you who is ahead of you for this job. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
776 Don't get too comfortable. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
777 Young man, this is not a church; you'll have to take a seat up front. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
778 Yes, I would love a breath mint! 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
779 Is it just me or is there some distance between us? 1.3585 0.06593 106 80 14 12
780 It's not as straightforward as you think. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
781 Sorry, Mr. Zyzych. Seating is alphabetical. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
782 Yes, when I said pick any seat you'd like it was a test. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
783 Yes, I did say I wanted to see the chair for each department, in a line, in front of my desk first thing in the morning, however..... 1.3585 0.06728 106 81 12 13
784 Congratulations! As we told you on your first day, only one out of eight students successfully earns a diploma from Trump University. 1.3585 0.06593 106 80 14 12
785 .... Number 3... Number 3... Calling Number 3... Is Number 3 here?... Number 3?... Last call for Number 3. Number 4... Number 4.... 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
786 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
787 Tell me about your leadership skills. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
788 Am I in the exit row? 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
789 Put your briefcase under the seat in front of you. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
790 Tall one in the back...what do you think? 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
791 Tell me, why have you applied for this position at Lionel? 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
792 You may now apply for the next vacant position 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
793 At Ramrock, there's always room to advance. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
794 This will be your eighth and possibly final job interview question. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
795 Just so you understand, I expect you to do the work of 8 people in this new position! 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
796 I shouldn't have to tell you what to do when the music stops. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
797 Okay Mr. Christie, Mr. Trump will see you now. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
798 Ron, your manager tells me you're prone to taking a back seat in meetings, and I have to agree. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
799 Welcome to Cessna's corporate office. Please place your smaller item under the seat in front of you. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
800 Of all my staff, you are far and away the closest. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
801 A long line of nobodies have interviewed for this position. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
802 When I said take a seat, I didn't mean that one. 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
803 You won't see much of these guys, but they all make more money than you. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
804 Now interviewing economy class. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
805 Solve this mystery, Mrs. Tuttle, and the job is yours. 1.3585 0.06455 106 79 16 11
806 I'm a linear thinker 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
807 Mr. Chairman, am I out of order? 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
808 We will commence with the reading of Ms. White's will just as soon as Mssrs. Grumpy, Bashful, and the other beneficiaries arrive, Mr. Prince. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
809 Would you like to upgrade to first-class? 1.3551 0.06122 107 78 20 9
810 So I take it there are no further objections? 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
811 I just like a lot of personal space. 1.3551 0.05353 107 73 30 4
812 I like to insert a few hurdles during the interview process. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
813 'If you can beat yourself at musical chairs the job is yours. A one, a two, a three . . ." 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
814 Really? And exactly how would YOU arrange the seating? 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
815 Your resume mentioned a penchant for leapfrog? 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
816 Accept our offer and you'll take a back seat to no one. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
817 I try not to get close to my employees. 1.3524 0.05238 105 71 31 3
818 Apparently, this is the new Feng Shui. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
819 I guess you're next! 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
820 Here at Central Rail, we don't go up the ladder, we go from caboose to engine. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
821 We like to test our hearing aids the old-fashioned way. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
822 The applicant in ROW 8, SEAT 1, may come forward. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
823 The rest of our chairpeople are, in fact, chairs. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
824 Management has noticed you've been quite distant lately 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
825 I hope you understand, it's flu season. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
826 You need to say "mother, may I." 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
827 Can those of you in the back hear me? 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
828 I'm clearly more qualified than these other candidates. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
829 Yes, it's primarily Wealth Management, but there is a Rowing component. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
830 The position requires a great deal of patience. 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
831 Congratulations, Jones, you're eighth in line for my job. Now I just need to hire seven people more qualified than you. 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
832 I am Henry the 8th I am! 1.3524 0.06627 105 80 13 12
833 Patience, Miss Baxter- 45 years ago I sat in that very chair 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
834 Yes, you there in the back 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
835 The audition for The Invisible Man will begin shortly. 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
836 I asked the interior designer to capture total corporate hierarchy, but with a warm, personal touch. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
837 There's room for advancement in this company. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
838 Eight! 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
839 No, really, Mr. Romney--you are definitely a serious contender for Secretary of State. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
840 Finally, as last in line in his will, Mr. Lawton leaves you his entire Beanie Babies collection. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
841 Glad you've joined us here at Amtrak headquarters, Fenwick, and 'Welcome Aboard'. 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
842 First you have to say, "Mother, may I?" 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
843 25 years ago I was in your seat. 1.3524 0.04876 105 69 35 1
844 First, let me explain the role of chairman... 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
845 Yes, Jenkins...you'll be flying coach. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
846 Would you care to upgrade to Business Class? 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
847 Simon says, "Move two seats forward." 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
848 Why do you want to work here at Feng Shui Inc? 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
849 And where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
850 Sorry, but we're looking for someone from business class. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
851 We're lining up a great team! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
852 We're a small company but I think you will find there is still plenty of room for advancement . 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
853 Would you like to upgrade to first-class? 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
854 No cabinet, just a single file! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
855 Some are saying that you've been - I don't know - distant at work, lately. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
856 Smith, we value your position in the corporation! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
857 Any questions? 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
858 I am going to take a back seat and let you run this meeting. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
859 Of course you can disagree with me. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
860 That's why I come early sir. 1.3495 0.06575 103 78 14 11
861 Of course I'm accessible! You're here aren't you? 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
862 How much do you know about the Ottoman Uprising? 1.3495 0.06575 103 78 14 11
863 with every correct answer, you get to move up one seat. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
864 I'll say it louder, then. *This meeting has been adjourned.* 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
865 Please exit starting with the last row. 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
866 Where do you see yourself a year from now? 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
867 Thank you all for joining me today. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
868 This is my way of telling you Stan, even though you are my son, you have to start at the bottom and work your way up. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
869 So you state in your cover letter that you will take a back seat to no one. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
870 So, I guess I wasn't your first choice? 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
871 You're early. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
872 I find this much more effective than an organizational chart. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
873 How do you feel about working remotely from home? 1.3495 0.05292 103 70 30 3
874 I shouldn't have scheduled this meeting through Expedia. 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
875 For anyone just coming in, I think we still have a few seats up front. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
876 Wait... invisibilty was a job requirement? 1.3495 0.06575 103 78 14 11
877 So this is what the Trump Cabinet looks like in 2018... 1.3495 0.06718 103 79 12 12
878 Your inability to move up in this company is perplexing. 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
879 First item on our agenda: excess inventory. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
880 Oh, heavens no, I'm easy to work for. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
881 Why do you want to work for Ticketmaster? 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
882 One of you is not following our corporate transparency policy. 1.3495 0.06575 103 78 14 11
883 Now that all 7 dwarfs are here we can start the meeting. 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
884 Say "Mother may I?" 1.3495 0.06429 103 77 16 10
885 I'm looking for a back seat driver 1.3495 0.05292 103 70 30 3
886 And what makes you think you aren't my first pick for the position? 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
887 I assume you're seeking an entry position. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
888 Interviewees in the Executive Platinum group can now come up to the desk. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
889 Last row, center seat: how can we help you? 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
890 Needless to say, Tom did not get called back for the position of The Invisible Man 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
891 This just doesn't sit well. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
892 Do you think you're in church? 1.3431 0.06608 102 78 13 11
893 I like to have at least seven degrees of separation from the common man. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
894 Mr. Taylor, the next time I give you breath mints please take the hint. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
895 I come from a long line of Chairmen. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
896 I think you'll find a large number of opportunities to move up in our organization. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
897 "Allow me to explain our vertical integration program: 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
898 If you're here raise your hand. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
899 Even when visiting the pastor at home, Carl still felt more comfortable in the back row. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
900 It's good to know where you sit on this one, Bob! 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
901 If you get the next question right you can move up one seat. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
902 Where do you see yourself fitting in? 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
903 You've laid out a pretty cushy career path for me, Dad. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
904 His habit of sitting in the back of the class did not serve him well after graduation . . . 1.3431 0.06460 102 77 15 10
905 You've probably heard I can be hard to work for. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
906 Number 8 in the back, you're a bit early. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
907 Lean in! 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
908 Think of it this way, chances are I'll probably never get to you. 1.3431 0.06460 102 77 15 10
909 I think this one is the most comfortable 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
910 The other chairs are for my own ideas. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
911 I didn't know they had this many open positions! 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
912 I assure you that as eighth in line for the inheritance, you will be contacted should the other seven not be reachable. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
913 We have eight layers of management even though you are my only employee. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
914 At least you know your place. 1.3431 0.05305 102 70 29 3
915 I hope you're the new Feng Shui consultant. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
916 Although it's been harder to conduct this interview, you are right. Cool kids do always sit in the back. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
917 Do you have anymore snide comments Mr. Parker? I can have more chairs brought in. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
918 Well, they don't call me "chairman" for nothing! 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
919 Pluto, you've been demoted. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
920 We don't do that corporate ladder stuff. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
921 Here's how the game is played. You will be asked eight questions. Answer them all correctly, and you will be the next US Ambassador to Sweden. Here's the first question: Am I the smartest man who ever lived? 1.3431 0.06608 102 78 13 11
922 This position requires taking a back seat. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
923 It's all a matter of perspective! 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
924 We don't have a quorum but I would like to hear reports from the chairs. 1.3431 0.05305 102 70 29 3
925 As you can see, the invisibility serum works 8 out of 9 times. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
926 Now interviewing rows one though seven... 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
927 As 8th in line to inherit the company... 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
928 I can't offer you a promotion, but you may scoot forward a little. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
929 I'm afraid you'll have to place your carry on under the seat in front of you before we can begin. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
930 So, Bradford. What can you add to the company's 8-man rowing team? 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
931 Thank-you for your patience; the next available representative will be with you. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
932 You.........in the eighth row....... 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
933 The position is yours. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
934 As usual, we will need to hold those seats open in case some men show up. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
935 The round table was way overrated. 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
936 Here at Acme Roller Coaster we raise our arms in the last seat 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
937 I had to sit in a lot of chairs to get where I am today! 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
938 Sir could you kindly store your bag underneath the seat in front of you? Thank you. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
939 You look like a bright young man. What color are my socks? 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
940 I like linear thinking. 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
941 I would now welcome rows 8 and higher to board the interview. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
942 Dave felt railroaded. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
943 Show me a time where you have had to overcome obstacles to achieve your goal. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
944 For each correct answer you get to move up a chair. First question: How great am I? 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
945 Now you know where you sit in the pecking order. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
946 Number nine? 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
947 Ms. White, this might work better if you and your seven dwarves arranged yourselves in a semicircle. 1.3366 0.06491 101 77 14 10
948 A service representative will be with you soon. Your approximate wait time is 27 years. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
949 After what I just revealed, frankly I'm shocked you didn't leave with all the others." "I'm sorry, what? 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
950 Let me assure you that you take a back seat to no one. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
951 Sir, I can't help but feel I'm taking a backseat to everyone else in this organization." 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
952 It is time I promote you to vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-chairman. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
953 I admit I did wonder why you had asked to meet with the chairs. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
954 In 5 years I see myself sitting a few seats closer to you. 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
955 Even in light of recent events, you are still the eighth best candidate for the position. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
956 Are you selling chairs, or is this some ridiculous metaphor? 1.3366 0.06491 101 77 14 10
957 You may have heard that I'm a distant boss. 1.3366 0.05128 101 69 30 2
958 Congratulations. You've earned a seat upgrade. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
959 Can’t we just meet in the middle? 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
960 I brought you in to offer you some perspective. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
961 You're still waiting, Mitt? 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
962 Don't get outa line with me, fella. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
963 Yes, the music has stopped but you picked the wrong chair. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
964 It's true. After climbing the corporate ladder, I became the chair man. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
965 For $100 you can upgrade to first class for this interview. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
966 Secretary of State appointment? I thought I was in line to interview for the next season of "The Apprentice".. 1.3300 0.06675 100 78 11 11
967 Before we start, have you considered the advantages of being a Business-Class applicant? 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
968 There isn't much I can do. The opportunities for advancement are right in front of you. 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
969 This is not a job for someone who puts himself first. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
970 Can those of you in the back of the room hear me all right? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
971 All that's left is Secretary of the Interior. How are you at interiors? 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
972 The chairman recognizes you. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
973 Well, sir, you told me a lot about yourself when you took that seat. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
974 The corporate ladder is a myth.Its chairs. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
975 But, the great news for you, 008, is that opportunity is knocking! 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
976 Dad, don't you thinks perhaps it's time for me to move up in the firm? 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
977 YOU , at the end chair, I think I can squeeze you in now! 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
978 The feng shui design takes into account my misanthropy 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
979 We need someone who can think inside the box. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
980 It's a negotiation trick I just learned from Trump. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
981 Welcome to Caboose Training 101. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
982 That's a classic example of linear thinking 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
983 Director Number 8, you're fired. The meeting was last week. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
984 Every time you answer a question correctly you can move up a chair. Shall we begin? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
985 Where do you see your self in 10 years? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
986 Now that we’ve eliminated most of middle management, we should think about downsizing the furniture. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
987 It may not be practical, but the Feng Shui is off the charts. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
988 I don't know what position you applied for but you're hired. 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
989 And that's the way it is at The Acme Caboose Company 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
990 Right, now that Snow White's agent is here, we can start the contract negotiations. 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
991 Mr. Jones, welcome to our new Distance Learning Program. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
992 We call it the 'millennial-sense-of-entitlement-adjuster'. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
993 Your references are excellent Mr. Jones, but you failed to put your carry-on items under the seat in front of you. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
994 So where do you see yourself in 7 chairs? 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
995 It appears you come from a long line of upholsterers. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
996 So, you're here for the vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-vice-chair position...? 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
997 All of the remaining Apprentice applicants left for government jobs in D.C. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
998 I meant it literally. Please, take a seat. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
999 The arrangement is a metaphor - now get over it 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1000 This week I'm interviewing far-sighted candidates only. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1001 Welcome to AT&T. Can you hear me now? 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1002 We are waiting on a few more rsvp's to sing at the inauguration!! 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1003 This time, when the music starts try to take a seat closer to me. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1004 With every correct answer you move up a seat..... 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1005 We all can’t be the engineer, Mr. Caboose. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1006 Who will represent Snow White in this labor dispute? 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
1007 When they said the middle class was disappearing, they weren't kidding. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1008 I feel like I can be a real asset to this interior design firm. 1.3265 0.06769 98 77 10 11
1009 I'm sorry, but I was a Rear Admiral in the Navy. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1010 When I invited you to 'pull up a chair', I had forgotten about your OCD. 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
1011 Please hold your chugga-chuggas and woo-woos until the end. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1012 Don't think you can avoid questions by sitting in the back. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1013 Your résumé is excellent, but we already have 7 dream candidates lined up for the position. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1014 And would you rate it "Too Big," "Too Small," or "Just Right?" 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1015 You forgot to say 'Mother, may I?' That's why. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1016 No, Dave, I wouldn't say you're next in line for our management position. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1017 Ma'am? Excuse me, but that seat is reserved for Snow White. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1018 You won Musical Chairs, so congratulations, you are the new Secretary of State! 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1019 There are seats available in the front. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1020 Playing "musical chairs" to determine who gets the job usually works better when we have more applicants. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1021 I won't lie to you: this job involves a great deal of travelling. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1022 I'm here to talk about my promotion, Sir. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1023 We also offer free Wi-Fi and peanuts 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1024 Okay, tell me why I should hire you for this job, Mr. Caboose. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1025 Sorry, my secretary is out sick today and I've never had to arrange seats myself before. 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
1026 We KNOW it was written for 12 chairs, but this is a really small theater. 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
1027 I sense you're feeling apprehensive about our meeting. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1028 Peterson! I've decided to promote you to third chair. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1029 Those seats are for closers. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1030 We'll call if any positions open up. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1031 Does anyone else have any questions? 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1032 I'm from the old "sled dog" school of management. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1033 Those are for our sapphire and platinum employees. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1034 I'm here to fill your vacancies 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1035 We're coming out with a new line of chairs in the spring. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1036 You are only this many promotions away from having a seat at the table. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1037 Okay, who's next? 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1038 Here at Apex Industries, we believe in room for advancement. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1039 I'm sorry, only coach was available. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1040 Would you like to upgrade to Premium Seating? 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1041 How is your consulting work at our garlic plant going? 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1042 Overcoming fear of one-on-one meetings in eight easy steps. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1043 Answer seven questions correctly, and you get the job. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1044 And this chair is just right 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1045 The university is pleased to offer you a chair in our English department. Please select one. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1046 You'll be starting at an entry level with a good chance for rapid advancement. 1.3265 0.05184 98 68 28 2
1047 This isn't church, Sullivan! 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
1048 To start out you’d mostly be rowing. Do you have much experience working in chains? 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
1049 What's this I hear about you thinking you are always "last in line" for a promotion? 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1050 Mr. White, I'll settle the estate with the dwarves first. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1051 "You've had a nice run Jenkins, but I'm afraid you're in the exit row". 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1052 This isn't church, you know. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1053 I'll be frank: You have a 1 in 8 chance of becoming Secretary of State. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1054 Take a seat. Seriously, I have too many. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1055 Wilson, before the others arrive, we need to talk about your personal hygiene. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1056 I just can't seem to reach you anymore, son. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1057 Hey, you in the back, pipe down. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1058 Of course there is room for advancement. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1059 OK. . .Here's how it works. . . .when the music stops. . . . . . . 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1060 Bill, congrats, you're next in line for the job. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1061 Our new company analogy is a train. You, my friend, are the caboose. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1062 These previous seats, State, Defense, Commerce, Homeland Security, and so on- are now all filled with great people, tremendous people. They say you're a terrific ornithologist. I just need a little guidance with my tweets. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1063 And to my favorite nephew Harold, I bequeath the seven chairs that sit before you. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1064 So close, yet sofa. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1065 For every right answer, you move up a chair. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1066 Why, Yes. Working here CAN be like a roller-coaster ride. Why do you ask? 1.3232 0.05142 99 69 28 2
1067 Thank you all for coming today. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1068 I see you're comfortable in coach, that is a promising start. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1069 we're making America neat again. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1070 Forget the Middleman 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
1071 Good news. I'm upgrading you to business class. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1072 My Feng Shui guy swears this helps the energy, and it must because he's always laughing when he leaves. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1073 I can see something in you that the others are missing. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1074 Please be patient. We have more than the usual number of chairs today. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1075 Did you want to trade in some of your miles and be upgraded to first class? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1076 There are a lot of nobodies ahead of you, son. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1077 Like many top executives, I prefer to maintain at least six degrees of separation from any controversy. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1078 Well Snow White. Your dwarfs are late for the meeting. Again. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1079 Comfy? 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1080 I'm sorry, but that's the company line. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1081 I take it your the very last person to kiss my ass today? 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
1082 I like a woman who knows her place. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1083 Think of it as the front of a line in which you’re sitting backwards. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1084 So this is why they call him the Chairman. 1.3196 0.06643 97 76 11 10
1085 They are reserved for important people. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1086 There's seating available in the front. 1.3196 0.05191 97 68 27 2
1087 What kind of columnist did you think we were looking for? 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
1088 So, as the designated survivor... 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1089 So, you think you'd like to work for us here at Boeing? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1090 20/20 vision is essential for this job! 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1091 Thanks for coming to this press conference. In the interest of time, only the first seven rows of reporters can ask questions. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1092 The front rows are reserved for members of our platinum program. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1093 You may have the aisle but I get the window! 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1094 Candidly, you weren't our first choice for this position, or even our seventh. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1095 Welcome to the Clinton Foundation, Mr. Five Dollar Donor. 1.3196 0.06959 97 78 7 12
1096 There is room for you to work your way up in this company. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1097 Last chance to buy an upgrade. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1098 NO ! I said "eight cheers" for our new partner. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1099 You aren't obligated to sit in the last seat, Mr. Zwick. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1100 It feels just right, sir! 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1101 You're next. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1102 Today, it appears, that the last shall be first. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1103 I don't mind waiting. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1104 Our employees do not climb; they move forward 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1105 It's a bit of a commute. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1106 You'd be eighth Vice President, but our first visible one. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1107 Good choice. We like employees who have vision. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1108 I have you in line for something. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1109 I'm afraid your request for an upgrade did not go through. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1110 I did ask for the exit row 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1111 The dwarves will be here shortly. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1112 I always fly economy. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1113 Work hard, and you'll move up quickly 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1114 My strengths, let's see, I've been told I'm good at leading from behind. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1115 Please wait until your number is called. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1116 I started from the back and now I'm here 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1117 Will you be filling any vacancies today? 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1118 I apologize for the misprint. This is the interview for chair traffic controller. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1119 I suppose you're wondering why I asked you and your six little friends to stop in. 1.3196 0.06643 97 76 11 10
1120 You're next. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1121 Interesting choice. You're hired! 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1122 Uncle Harry always made sure his nephew remembered he was only eighth in line to his fortune 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1123 I don't care if you are the last man on Earth. "You're fired!" 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1124 I regret to inform you Matthew that the last actually will be last. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1125 For only $320 we can upgrade you to "business class". 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1126 Can everyone hear me in the back? 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1127 You weren't my first choice, but you're next in line. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1128 We'll be joined by the Vertical Integration team. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1129 You’re last and most likely the least. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1130 As you can see, we take the role of chairman quite seriously. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1131 So...which one has the pea? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1132 Last and Least..... 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1133 Please remain seated until the interview comes to a complete stop. Permanecer sentados, por favor. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1134 Gottlieb, I've asked you here today for a status report on my new conference table. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1135 Hello, Jim. Welcome to the United States Postal Service headquarters. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1136 I'm sorry. You picked the wrong chair again, Mr. Smith. Better luck tomorrow! 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1137 Congratulations. I'm promoting you to 7th vice-president. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1138 Well, as an economy class employee, you'll have to pay to check your briefcase. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1139 "In addition, the position offers significant opportunities for advancement.? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1140 Your issue will be addressed in the order it was received. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1141 I didn't say "Simon says". 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1142 The position has been filled. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1143 You may be wondering why I've asked you all here today. 1.3196 0.06643 97 76 11 10
1144 I'm sorry Mam, but you'll just have to wait your turn-as you can see there are a lot of qualified men ahead of you. 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
1145 After watching seven of the managers above him getting fired one at a time, Bob wondered if there would be bagels after the meeting. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1146 OK, start the music. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1147 They don't call me The Chairman for nothin'. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1148 But around here, there'll be no whistling while you work! 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1149 Snow White left her estate to the Seven Dwarfs and the Guy Who Did Her Taxes. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1150 Should have booked the priority seat for the interview 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1151 Coffee? Tea? Binoculars? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1152 It is time to re-evaluate your position in this company. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1153 When the music stops, you're fired. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1154 ...keeping in mind that the closest exit may be behind you 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1155 There's no chain of command here, just streamlined vertical integration. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1156 You are now free to move about the cabin. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1157 Management practices learned at the Department of Motor Vehicles are hard to break. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1158 What this means is that you were my last choice! 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1159 I guess that leaves you Tillerson. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1160 I'm looking for a non-linear thinker. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1161 'The will specifically states that everything goes to the seventh son.' 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1162 Something tells me I'm either way too early or way too late,... 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1163 So what qualifications do you have as a caboose operator? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1164 For efficiency I've eliminated the chain of command. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1165 As I predicted, very few people survived the reorganization. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1166 Not that one! 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1167 I thought offering everyone an aisle seat would draw more people to this meeting. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1168 Welcome to the chain of command, Johnson. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1169 And, as a new employee, you have your career path in front of you. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1170 Be assured the seating is random and in no way reflects your status. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1171 Who are you calling a coxswain? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1172 Because I can. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1173 Mercer, it's the end of the line for you. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1174 I’m looking for a farsighted businessman. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1175 No worries, it actually helps to be the last person interviewed. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1176 Now that I have ranked the candidates by preference, let us proceed. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1177 I feel like you're trying to tell me something. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1178 ...and that brings us to you, Mother. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1179 Thank you for seeing me, Mr. Trump. 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
1180 Good morning, 8A 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1181 You're on the upgrade list. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1182 I'll wait. Eight is my lucky number. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1183 My daughter has the furnishings concession, is why. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1184 Welcome to business class. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1185 I am afraid you will have to wait your turn. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1186 My strength is that I am a back seat driver. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1187 Which of you would like to Chair our next fundraising event? 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
1188 Do you have any experience working in the airline industry? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1189 That's the closest anyone has made it in the interview process so far. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1190 I understand you're the corporate analyst who claimed I'm a narrow-minded SOB. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
1191 So, why do you want to work for NASA, Mr. .... Neptune? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1192 Due to budget cuts, we're prepping you to travel coach. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1193 Congratulations! You're hired. The others left when the music stopped. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1194 Interesting use of the space, Mr. Chairman. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
1195 No, that is NOT why they call me 'Chairman'. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1196 SO, let me understand: Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey are walking out to renegotiate and you're their lawyer, Mr. Sleazy? 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
1197 You didn't say 'Donald may I?' 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1198 I'm known throughout the industry for putting people first. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1199 We'll be boarding today's meeting starting from the rear of the cabin. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1200 Yes , I would consider it a message. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1201 Young man in the back. Did you not read my ad? It clearly states I'm only hiring ghost writers. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1202 You just seem so distant lately! 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1203 As you can see, we offer many opportunities for a new employee to move up in the company. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1204 My philosophy is simple. The first shall be last and the last will stay last. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1205 Right then, going down the list, is number 2 here? 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
1206 All in favor? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1207 As you can see, Mr. Berry, there are many talented applicants ahead of you. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1208 In this part of the interview, we will test how you handle a long distance relationship. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1209 I think you'll find that our benefits are excellent and that there is plenty of opportunity for advancement. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1210 I'm pretty sure the rules are when the music stops, we remove a chair. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1211 Just waiting for The Seven Deadly Sins to get here. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
1212 I come from a long line of Chairmen. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1213 You are correct, Ms. Foster, the capital of Kazakhstan is indeed Astana. Please move forward three spaces. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1214 Don't underestimate the competition 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1215 Bob regretted not having upgraded to First Class. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1216 You know, this company could use a man who takes a back seat to no one. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1217 So convince me you need to move to the next chair.... 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1218 At our company, there are plenty of opportunities to get ahead. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1219 You are going to have to speak up. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1220 From front to back, I'd like you to welcome Topper, Mrs. Muir, Casper, Sam Wheat, Jacob Marley, Dr. Malcolm Crowe and Hamlet's father. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1221 I have a thing about getting too close to my employees 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1222 This is why you must never, ever reply-all. 1.3125 0.06837 96 77 8 11
1223 Yes, I see that. But you still have to wait your turn!! 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1224 Why must you always take a back seat to no one? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1225 Alright, who's next? 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1226 This is not what I meant when I asked you to chair the meeting. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1227 I said shares! 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1228 For every right answer to my questions you will advance forward one chair. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1229 My management style? I tend to lead from behind. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1230 I see on your resume that you have experience with office layout... 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1231 Well, Smith, let’s talk about Accounting’s rule that we all must fly Coach. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1232 There, I created space for dissenting opinions! 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1233 Hmm. That is the correct spelling of 'succedaneum'. You may advance one chair. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1234 This puts climbing our corporate ladder in a more comfortable perspective. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1235 Not very bright, are you? 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
1236 Why, yes, I used to work for Jet Blue. How did you know? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1237 Eighth chair? It's like playing triangle in the high school band. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1238 WHO IS NEXT? 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1239 Why is it that lawyers always choose the emergency exit row? 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1240 Now, tell me how I sound from third in the front. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1241 Don't worry, the other candidates are all very short. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1242 So, Mr. Consultant, just how would you reorganize things here at Caboose, International? 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1243 Let's make this quick. I've got a long line of people after this. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1244 I'm sorry. You'll have to place your carry-on under the seat in front of you. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1245 Donald, you are far and away the best candidate for the job. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1246 Fortunately for you the curse only extended to the seventh son. 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
1247 Since you ask, the other seven auditors are currently in witness protection. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1248 As for you... 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1249 At our airline everybody gets an aisle seat. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1250 Raise your hand if you can hear me in the back. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1251 The one all the way in the back. You seem eager. What's your question? 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1252 Would like to upgrade to business class? 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1253 Sir, with all due respect, you told me to get the board members in line. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1254 Number eight. Please step forward. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1255 Finally, an aisle seat! 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1256 Welcome to the annual Shareholder meeting. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1257 We've got a few open chairs you can fill. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1258 By a process of elimination, it is now your turn to be eliminated. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1259 I see you back there, Hollingsworth. No point trying to be inconspicuous. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1260 Unfortunately, we have decided we won't be filling the vacancies at this time. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1261 Simon says, take out your resumé and move one chair closer. 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
1262 I'm a cinch for this job. Just a bunch of nobodies ahead of me. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1263 Number nine? Number nine? 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1264 Can you hear me back there? I asked if you consider yourself to be an assertive person. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1265 The beverage cart will be coming down the aisle shortly. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1266 The cleaners like feng shui; they just don't like me. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1267 No, I meant literally. Please take a seat. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1268 Not that one! 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1269 Welcome to the emergency meeting of the office design subcommittee. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1270 I have reason to believe that one of you may not be a toddler. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1271 If you can hear me, you're fired. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1272 Simon says you can move one chair forward. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1273 If we make a profit this year we'll buy a table. 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
1274 So, perhaps YOU would like to be Secretary of State?! 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1275 I like a man who knows how to take a backseat to his boss. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1276 Your previous job was interior cabin design at Boeing? 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1277 And you sir, at the back. Are you representing Messrs. Happy, Sleepy, Dopey et al. in this deposition? 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1278 Because you stink...that's why. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1279 The job requires unique solutions to linear problems. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1280 Thank you for waiting, Mr. Blitzen. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1281 I hope you're better than our last Feng Shui Master. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1282 In conclusion... 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1283 I asked you to stay after the others left so I can finally see who you are. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1284 So you want to be in the railroad business. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1285 I'll be with you in a minute, mom. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1286 Want to be Secretary of State? 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1287 Before we begin the interview process, let me explain why all of you are here. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1288 Let's see, chair 8...assistant to the assistant deputy second vice president, right? 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1289 The reserved seats are courtesy of our corporate sponsors. Next question? 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1290 The caboose is very important - but yes, I am always the engine. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1291 Welcome aboard, Johnson. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1292 Seats number one through seven: thank you for your time. Seat number eight: come back tomorrow. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1293 I hear you're the guy behind the guy, behind the guy, behind the guy... 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1294 You're just the man for the job, assuming we don't find anyone else first. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1295 I can’t fire you until I see the whites of your eyes 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1296 Your application is very important to us. Your interview will be conducted in the order it was received. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1297 I'm ready for my eye test. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1298 I'm meeting with Middle Management separately... 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1299 Two! Four! Six! Eight! Who's the temp we terminate? 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1300 You must interviewing for the back office position? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1301 I have never felt comfortable with the six degrees of separation theory. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1302 What makes you believe you'd be a good caboose operator? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1303 That's all we have time for today. Interviews resume on Monday at 10:00 a.m. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1304 Your bag must be stowed under the seat in front of you for layoff. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1305 This is what you meant by line management. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1306 Sorry that you have to take a back seat to everyone else. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1307 I see you chose the comfy chair. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1308 Mr. President, with all due respect, I'm afraid I won't give you the nuclear code either. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1309 You really should have booked your appointment earlier. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1310 I'll hear your report, 008. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1311 Each time you agree with me you can move up one chair,-If Ivanca concurres. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1312 Your final test is the most difficult: you must beat yourself at musical chairs. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1313 Unfortunately, there are seven more qualified applicants ahead of you. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1314 He got the job because there was nothing but lazy-boys ahead of him..... 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1315 I start every interview with this question: which seat in the roller coaster moves faster, the front, or the back? 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1316 The job of chairman is actually pretty straightforward. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1317 I sense a distance between us 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1318 I said "bring me the chairman", not "bring me the chairs man." 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1319 You see, all of our employees work remotely. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1320 Seems like the other applicants are lacking presence. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1321 Bob I assure you in this job you'll take a backseat to no one. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1322 Hey you, in the cheap seat 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1323 Yes, I'm speaking to you in the back row. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1324 Semi-circles are so last century. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1325 I guess you're next, Mother. 1.3011 0.06627 93 74 10 9
1326 You have enough rewards to move up three seats. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1327 A long time ago, in a chair far, far away. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1328 We decided to make it perfectly clear how important you are to us. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1329 Finally scored an aisle seat! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1330 Mathew 20:16, I get it. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1331 Why do you want to work for the DMV? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1332 Welcome to Delta son. 1.3011 0.06627 93 74 10 9
1333 Ok Johnson, I'll lead and you follow. Apparently everyone else got out of the way. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1334 Will the next person in the line of succession please come forward. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1335 I see that you have been seated commensurately with your salary. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1336 In eight years you’ll be sitting in my seat. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1337 Take a number. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1338 Today we'll talk about your inferiority complex 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1339 You are supposed to wait for the music to stop before grabbing a seat. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1340 Give me seven good reasons why I should talk to you. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1341 Tell me, why you want a job with Amtrak? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1342 Is it my breath? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1343 I'm counting on you to step up. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1344 We like to think of ourselves as a far-sighted company. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1345 Oh I don't mind waiting, I've been assured my inquiry is very important to you multiple times already. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1346 Simon says, "Take two chairs forward." 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1347 I'm sorry, Ken, but you're in the exit row. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1348 Henry....the eighth. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1349 If the company crashes, that's the best seat. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1350 Did I ever tell you I was a coxswain in college? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1351 Group A got the invisibility pill. Group B got slow-release poison. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1352 We’d now like to welcome our Platinum Select / Advantage Signature Card employees. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1353 Simon says move two seats forward then one seat back. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1354 Boeing Stockholder Meeting 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1355 See how close you can get before the music stops. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1356 You'll be pleased to know that you're my eighth choice for the job 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1357 Yes, Mr. President, I would say this qualifies as arms length. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1358 Are there opportunities to move up in this office? 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1359 I'm telling you, it's only a slight cold... 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1360 Allen never could take a hint. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1361 Room for advancement? Let me check. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1362 You can't fire me too, dad. I'm your son, Barron. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1363 I would ask you to sit closer but unfortunately the other chairs are reserved for the more qualified job applicants. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1364 If you were a member of our loyalty program, Mr. Wilson, you might have gotten a free upgrade to the front. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1365 Did I mention that the position involves a lot of travel? 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1366 I said MY GREATEST WEAKNESS IS SEPARATION ANXIETY. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1367 I used to be a flight attendant. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1368 If you can hear me in the back row, get out. 1.3011 0.06627 93 74 10 9
1369 You have a remote chance of being hired. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1370 A golden parachute is located in a pouch under your seat or under the armrest. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1371 There'll be room for advancement. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1372 And where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1373 It should be clear to you that I'm the engine of this company and you, you're the caboose. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1374 How many chairs closer do you see yourself in five years? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1375 I'm not the chairman of the board, I'm chairman of the chairs. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1376 Could you speak up please? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1377 Alphabetically, Mr Zorata. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1378 Nope - those chairs are for people who don't hate my guts. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1379 Of course, I value your input. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1380 HR wants me to maintain some management distance. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1381 When I asked you to anchor the meeting..... 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1382 It’s for your own protection — I had tuna and onion dip for lunch. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1383 No, I'm sure the restraining order said 8 FEET. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1384 Acme railroad would love to have you come on board. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1385 Take a number please. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1386 Mr. McElvey, you're the last candidate today. The others didn't fare so well. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1387 Well, sure, if we weren't in a blackout period, you could use your miles. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1388 The 2018 meeting of left-leaning Supreme Court justices will now come to order. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1389 By far the tallest of the eight applicants, Mildred felt sure she had an advantage. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1390 No, it's not too late to register for Trump University. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1391 I'll see if my secretary can squeeze you in. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1392 And thats when the CEO of Lionel Trains knew he had his new sales manager for his caboose divison. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
1393 Let's begin with the man in the 8th row. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1394 My feng shui interior decorator failed to foresee layoffs. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1395 Needless to say, your not the Presdent Elect's first choice. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1396 Did the music stop? 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1397 Yes, you have a question? In the back? Middle row? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1398 You're just not business class material Jensen. Now take a moment to familiarize yourself with the exit. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1399 At least it's not a ladder... 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1400 As our newest employee at Comfy Chair Inc., you should have no delusions about your status here, Mr. Chesterfield. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1401 Please remain seated until your job comes to a full and complete halt. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1402 I started in the last chair. Now I'm chairman. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1403 I've decided to give you this assignment 008. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1404 Johnson, you are last and, yes, least. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1405 Your seven colleagues who are better than you will be here shortly. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1406 Looks like you're first in line for the cabinet position. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1407 I'm trying to put you in perspective. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1408 Doris, can you get me a copy of Feng Shui for Dummies? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1409 Last in line please 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
1410 I have a thing about aisle seats. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1411 In the unlikely event of a stock market crash, your seat cushion can be used as a comforting device. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1412 As president of Caboose, Incorporated let me start off this job interview by commenting that you chose wisely on your seat selection. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1413 Son, I assure you, you're currently next in line to succeed me. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1414 Congratulations. You're the only one of nine applicants who understands how musical chairs works! 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1415 Mr. Smith, I understand your clients object to being called 'dwarfs' in our films. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1416 Am I hear to see you or are you here to see me? 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1417 Yes, you there in the back 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1418 First, we test for your WTF quotient. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1419 The new interior designer used to work for an airline. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1420 If you'd like, sir, we could move your 12 o'clock to a closer 12 o'clock. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1421 Now, you understand that this is not an executive position. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1422 You are customer number eight. I'll be with you shortly. This encounter is being recorded for quality assurance purposes. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1423 As president of B&O Railroad, I like to say 'Welcome Aboard' to new employees. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1424 You're not in grade school anymore, Mr. Zzeltman. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1425 Where do you see yourself 5 decades from now? 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
1426 This is a flat organization where you'll advance forward, not upward 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1427 Will this be your first position with a railroad company? 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1428 What I really hate are empty suits. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1429 Yet, I can still smell your aftershave Crumby. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1430 Well, yes, we did say that applicants should take a back seat to no one. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1431 People who had the job before you. They're...away 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1432 Ah, yes, the germophobe. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1433 You're probably wondering why I called this meeting. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1434 You've got something special, Jones! Our next meeting, sit yourself down in Chair #7! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1435 I'll take one question. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1436 Mom, I know you're back there. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1437 Well, mainly we deal in chairs. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1438 Remember, Perkins. Filling empty seats is the business of our airline! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1439 This is only the first day of Hanukkah. On the eighth day all seats will be taken. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1440 You're probably wondering why I called this meeting. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1441 OK, OK! Simon says move up to the front chair! 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1442 Someone needs to keep you in line. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1443 At least someone tall isn't sitting in front of me. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1444 You can look forward to rapid advancement in this firm. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1445 You're our new Outreach Chair. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1446 Only one applicant for Trump's Secretary of Apologies. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1447 I like to take the long view. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1448 I wanted to be perfectly straight with you today. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1449 Number nine? Number nine? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1450 Before we read the will, would the dwarfs' representative state her name for the record. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1451 Sorry for the misunderstanding. We’re a roller coaster company. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1452 There will be no upgrades for this meeting. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1453 NUMBER 7. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1454 What did you think they meant by chairman? 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1455 Ill now take questions from the front row 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1456 Next, please! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1457 Farther. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1458 Frankly, we got the concept from the airlines. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1459 At our company, we skip the middle man 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1460 Simon says to move up one chair. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1461 Please note the location of the nearest emergency exit. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1462 You realize that you were the only one invited to this meeting, right? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1463 In your latest review, your colleagues found you consistently take a back seat on new projects. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1464 And how would you describe your people skills? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1465 The other candidates for the job have made my choice much easier, Governor Perry. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1466 We're making you a priority. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1467 Now my scheme is a bit more involved than Kevin Bacon's. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1468 Smithers, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
1469 Feel free to move closer, Johnson. There's no proof that it's contagious. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1470 And then there was but one. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1471 I sense there is some kind of pecking order in this company. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1472 When they said I was 8th in line I didn't expect this! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1473 An upgrade is not available at this time. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1474 And where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1475 Are you feeling small and inconsequential yet? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1476 You're the first candidate who chose correctly when I said, "Take a seat." Congratulations, the job's yours. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1477 What assets do you believe you can bring to Amtrak? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1478 Seating upgrades are still available for our elite meeting members 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1479 I'm rather fond of economy class, sir. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1480 I get it that you're pressed for time, but the Seven Dwarfs got here first. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1481 And what do you believe you have to offer that these seven imaginary applicants don't? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1482 Don't be shy. There are plenty of seats up front. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1483 patience has its rewards ; and no , you are not out of line . 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1484 If you want to sit closer to the front, that will cost extra. And if you can't fit that brief case under the seat, there is an additional charge! 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1485 Miller, you may have noticed we've made a few staffing changes. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1486 Keep up the good work, and you'll be promoted to a vibrating recliner in no time. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1487 Sir, for a small fee you can upgrade your seat. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1488 ``Chris! Chris Christie! Is that you?'' 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1489 Before this interview starts please put your phone on airplane mode. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1490 You're our first choice for the position 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1491 Comfy? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1492 For a few bucks more I'll move you up to First Class. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1493 Next, next, next, next, next, next, next, and next. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1494 When the music stops, you can move up. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1495 One day, if you work hard enough, you can sit where all those other people sat. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1496 So, you didn't get your flu shot. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1497 Where do you see yourself in the next five years? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1498 Thanks for coming in, son. I wonder if you could help me rearrange the furniture. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1499 Have you been waiting long? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1500 When I was your age they were rungs on a ladder 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1501 I said 'shares of stock', not 'chairs in stock'! 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1502 Ms. Thomas, as you can see, this is a vertically integrated company. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1503 choo-choo 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1504 It's up to you to find the one that is just right. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1505 I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to wait your turn. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1506 They didn't say Mother May I. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1507 So, what brings you to Caboose Industries? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1508 And don't ask why you failed to get the aggressive salesman job! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1509 Welcome to our firm where you'll advance by following the straight and narrow. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1510 I'm sorry, sir. I can't allow you to move if you didn't pay for a seat upgrade. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1511 Can you hear me now? Good. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1512 We like to keep our ducks in a row. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1513 So, you want to be an editor? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1514 You know, for an extra fee you could have a seat in first class. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1515 When the others get here I'll start the music. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1516 There are no upgrades available at this time. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1517 Please hold, your meeting is important to us. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1518 I'm sorry, face-to-face interviews are not available in Economy Class. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1519 With the holidays and all I wanted to hint how far from promotion you are without making it awkward. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1520 If you'd feel more comfortable, move up one chair. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1521 Your CV says you always take the long view - give me a recent example. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1522 If we hire you, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
1523 You're perfect for our caboose division. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1524 As Chairman its refreshing to know that taking a backseat come naturally to you... 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1525 Ross took a back seat to no one. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1526 Great work, Dave; next time sit one seat closer. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1527 Now accepting applications for White House Press Secretary. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1528 Did you say something? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1529 You're hired. I did not say 'Simon says everybody get out'. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1530 When you are as controversial as I am, you don't let anyone get close enough to deck you. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1531 ...and finally, #8 - You are fired! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1532 You'd never know it, but I started as a train conductor. 1.2812 0.06231 96 77 11 8
1533 You obviously have a seat, just not at the table. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1534 You know how much I value these one-on-one conversations. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1535 Congratulations, Mrs. Fletcher. As assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant of Housekeeping, you have been appointed Secretary of Labor. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1536 But you said to sit anywhere I like. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1537 Thank you for coming Mr. Caboose 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1538 So you've decided to take a back seat on this issue? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1539 I haven't been at this desk so long that I don't remember when I was in your position. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1540 I'm sorry, that seat has already been taken, also. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1541 What are we supposed to do when the music stops? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1542 Welcome aboard, I think you'll do well here at Lionel. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1543 If you're here for "Snow White," the seven positions are filled, and, as you can see, you're at a distinct height disadvantage. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1544 If you feel intimidated now, wait until you get to the front. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1545 From where I'm sitting, you're on the right career path. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1546 What the hell is either of us doing here? 1.2809 0.06587 89 72 9 8
1547 I shall get to you by the end of the week 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1548 "Have you heard of 'Alphabetically Assigned Seating Syndrome,' Mr. Zombroski? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1549 How much more transparent can the board of directors be, Mr. Jones? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1550 Son, they've never called me a nepotist. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1551 Bob, we've been downsizing, so there is room for advancement. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1552 Now...you were saying something about a raise? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1553 You're the only one left, so you're hired. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1554 May I infer that you want to sign up for our assertiveness training program? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1555 The department chairs will precede you. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1556 I propose that we dispense with the roll call. Any seconds? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1557 What time is your appointment? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1558 Can I have another interior decorator from your firm? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1559 If you want to move up in this firm, might I suggest you reconsider your choice of seat, for starters. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1560 Please be patient; I'm still waiting for our first class employees... 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1561 You've been promoted. You may move up one. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1562 That´s why they call me the chair man. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1563 Are the dwarves on their way, sir? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1564 In this business, you start at the bottom and sit your way up. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1565 They're to cushion the blow. You're fired. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1566 You're crazy farsighted-perfect for this job. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1567 Sometimes I like to indulge in garlic at lunch. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1568 Take a chair. Really, take several. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1569 I'm proud to say we've taken the concept of hierarchy to a new level. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1570 Sorry sir, you need an appointment 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1571 I see you picked economy seating for the meeting. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1572 You...there in the back. No cutting in line. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1573 Did you say 'scoot up' Sir? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1574 All the cool kids sit in the back. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1575 Apologies, Jenkins. Our men's room only has seven urinals. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1576 Do you think this is church? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1577 You can use your frequent flyer miles to get a better seat. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1578 Be honest with me, Higgins. Do I have bad breath? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1579 So, what makes you think you can sell Russian dolls? 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1580 Hey you in the back, what's a three letter word for "sap"? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1581 Yes, I absolutely loved doing crew. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1582 I come from a long line of distinguished chairman. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1583 Sir, I'll consider you, but you need to understand that there are many chairs in line ahead of you for this position. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1584 That doesn't really work in this room, I'm still going to call on you 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1585 You know how important it is to me that we have all of our ducks in a row. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1586 I'll give you thirty seconds to find the recliner. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1587 Where do you see your self in 10 years? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1588 You, sir, are "last", not "next". 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1589 I'm sorry, but I don't think we have a place for you here. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1590 So tell me, why do you want to be a ghostwriter? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1591 Well it's how we run THIS railroad. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1592 We have a very defined corporate structure here. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1593 I come from a long line of parallel parkers 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1594 Simon says, ‘Move three chairs forward.’ 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1595 I'm going to need a volunteer from the audience. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1596 Mr. Trump will see you now. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1597 lineup for assertiveness training 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1598 When the music begins take your briefcase and circle the chairs in a counterclockwise direction. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1599 ... and the last shall be first! Come forward, man! 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1600 OK. One last time. All in favor? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1601 Welcome to the firm, Jenkins. I assume you've met my colleagues the seven dwarfs. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1602 This is Greyhound Corporate Headquarters, son, not a school bus, so unless you're as cool as you think you are, move up front. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1603 To repeat the rules of the interview: Correct answer, and you move up a chair. Bad answer, and you go back. As you can see, I must have gotten them all right at some point. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1604 You'll need to speak up. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1605 I see on your application you have a problem with intimacy. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1606 Would anyone like to volunteer? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1607 This one is definitely the comfiest. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1608 Did I mention that I used to drive a bus? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1609 Is this an urgent matter? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1610 In this firm you start at the back and have to work your way forward. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1611 That's right. The Cartoonist has run out of ideas. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1612 That's perfect. Don't move. I have three bars on my cell phone. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1613 We've now concluded the musical chairs portion of the interview. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1614 Congratulations in making it this far. You have been chosen in order of preference. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1615 Because, frankly, you're not ready for first chair. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1616 As you can see, we believe in hierarchy here! 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1617 Your willingness to take a back seat indicates a subservient attitude. You're hired. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1618 I see somebody had the boundaries talk with HR. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1619 Apply Now! We have plenty of open spaces. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1620 With a little extra hard work, Johnson, I see you sitting in that sixth seat--maybe even the fifth. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
1621 Bob scans the other applicants and feels overqualified 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1622 Even more proof you don't listen, I said to get your ducks in a row." 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1623 Now we're just waiting on the ducks. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1624 What position do you see yourself filling? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1625 American Airlines, please hold. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1626 You may come back tomorrow and move up one chair. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1627 So why do you want to work at Delta? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1628 Jones....you'll have to learn to speak up if you want to get ahead here!! 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1629 This is all part of the IKEA Feng Shui collection. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1630 Thanks for coming by, Mitt. The other seven contestants are changing into their swimsuits. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1631 Start walking around the chairs when the music starts. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1632 Yes, we thought the ladder metaphor was too old-fashioned. Employees prefer to move up the corporate comfy chair. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1633 Oh sure, single me out. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1634 These seats are being saved for agents that represent bigly stars to preform at my inauguration. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1635 We hire both first-class and economy employees. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1636 Plenty of seats still available up front. Don't be shy. 1.2809 0.06587 89 72 9 8
1637 Sorry, Smithers, but this is how we do things at United Airlines. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1638 I know what it's like to sit in your chair. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1639 That's why you will never run this company, Booker. While I take a back seat to no one, you take a back seat to everyone! 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1640 There were a number of candidates in line for your position. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
1641 I see you haven't forgotten your place in the chain of command. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1642 You'll find the illusion of opportunity with us extremely competitive. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1643 If you think I'm going to cancel musical chairs just because you're the only one who showed up, you're wrong. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1644 I'm afraid you're facing more than just the glass ceiling 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1645 I feel there's a distance between us, Johnson. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1646 How are you with "hands off" management? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1647 Humility isn't one of our corporate virtues. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1648 Tom, I met with the others this morning. We've decided to move you up to seat 7. Congratulations! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1649 It's not easy getting ahead in this line of work. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1650 You get to move up one chair for each answer that makes me money. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1651 This just helps me prioritize. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1652 Great. Now sit in the seat that best demonstrates your satisfaction with your supervisor. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1653 You're fired! I asked you to demonstrate six degrees of separation. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1654 I see you moving forward here. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1655 And what distinguishes you from your predecessors? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1656 Not everyone gets a seat at the table 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1657 I may be narrow-minded, Mr. McNornimer. But I'm also a straight shooter. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1658 I know it's a long shot. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1659 You're here because the Board wants me to interview interior decorators; but I don't know why. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1660 Your reputation precedes you. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1661 That's okay. I'll wait. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1662 Why do you want to work for Lionel? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1663 I used to lecture on a train. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1664 Thompson? Williamson? Decker? Merkle? Dumbrosky? Kane? Bryant? Miller? "Here" 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1665 We offer a full benefits package and a clear career path. 1.2727 0.04775 88 64 24 0
1666 You would be our Designated Survivor. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1667 OK Jones, if you answer the next question correctly you can move to the next chair. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1668 How many layers of management do I have to add to get you out of my office? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1669 Yes, you have to wait your turn 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1670 I'm the engine. You're the caboose. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1671 I see here you were youngest in a family of eight children. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1672 This isn't like church Sanders, move up front. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1673 Now interviewing zone 3. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1674 My shows usually sell out. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1675 8? ... Number 8? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1676 Premium economy, business class and first class seating available from my secretary. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1677 This arrangement makes late-comers highly visible. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1678 Your choice of seat is so passive aggressive. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1679 I have revised our chain of command. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1680 Well? Why are you still here? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1681 Father, may I move three giant seats forward? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1682 'I presume the position is vacant?' 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1683 I prefer this to the “corporate ladder” metaphor. It provides real comfort and humiliation. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1684 Why yes sir, as a matter of fact I do come from a long line of chairmen! 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1685 I know you've worked hard for a promotion, Ms. Bensen, but there are many qualified applicants ahead of you. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1686 We'll start the meeting when the other dominoes arrive. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1687 Lest we forget your qualified, yet ultimately disappointing predecessors. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1688 Think of it this way - I'm the little engine that could and you're the caboose. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1689 ..and then there were none! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1690 Sorry. The position has been filled. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1691 Advancement is slow in our company. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1692 And you must be Snow White. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1693 I see you opted for the obstructed interview seats. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1694 Before we begin, would you care to upgrade to Business Class? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1695 As you can see, we've retired the ladder. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1696 Trump keeps his campaign promise to cut out the middleman. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1697 Sorry for the delay....lets go on with the reading of the will. As the the last surviving member from the cast of Eight Is Enough....... 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1698 Joe's first day on the job at Pacific Economy Airlines went just as expected. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
1699 You're the eighth chairman I've fired today! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1700 I'm a little hard of hearing Mr Dombrowski, so please speak up. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1701 This is just to give you a sense of your place in the company. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1702 One more wrong answer and you're fired. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1703 So how long have you had low self esteem? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1704 I said, I LEARNED IT AT A MANAGEMENT WORKSHOP! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1705 Okay...this is as close as we can get to a blind trust. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1706 Can you smell me now? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1707 Do you have any questions? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1708 Let me make this clear, I don' take a back seat to anyone 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1709 So, you want to run my roller coaster.... 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1710 You going to leave your carryon in the aisle like that? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1711 Now I'll swivel around in my chair and we'll begin the "red light green light" part of the job interview. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1712 We have enough go-getters. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
1713 to move ahead in our company, it helps to be invisible 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1714 So, I understand you've applied for a job here at the United Caboose Workers Union. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1715 Who called this meeting? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1716 We're a lean organization, but I love the perception of depth. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1717 Now I suppose you're wondering why I made you the caboose on this train. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
1718 We need someone who can make the trains run on time. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
1719 they said once the show starts, you can sit anywhere you want... 1.2727 0.06805 88 73 6 9
1720 In fact, have a couple seats. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1721 This system of queuing was probably designed by Franz Kafka! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1722 To move up to Chair Number 7, tell me why working for me would be your dream job. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1723 Nine hours in, Agent Brown began to doubt that the President-Elect really was too busy for his security briefing. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1724 Finally, someone who isn't a teacher's pet! 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1725 I see you've learned nothing from Rosa Parks. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1726 There are 7 candidates ahead of you. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1727 Ms. Jenkins, once again your performance this last quarter has been outstanding. Move up one chair. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1728 We're looking for a new director of musical chairs. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1729 I'm tired of saying "You're Fired." Just Leave. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1730 You should have purchased the early arrival with preferred seating job interview. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1731 Sorry, you're a week early. Would you like a coffee while you wait? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1732 Only one of you will have what we're looking for to play the part of the Invisible Man. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
1733 Which one of you eight, will work for Mr. Trump! 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1734 They resigned because they couldn't get used to my top-down leadership style. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1735 Good job, Wilson. At this rate you'll be promoted to second chair in 93 years. 1.2727 0.06805 88 73 6 9
1736 Is there no possible way to discourage you? 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1737 So what are thoughts as to why you weren't promoted in your last position? 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1738 Yes, sir. I come from a long line of nobodies. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1739 Your seven brothers are to split the family fortune. Your father left you these eight chairs 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1740 Please wait. There are seven empty suits ahead of you. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1741 I personally would have preferred a flatter organization. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1742 The first seven positions are "no-show' jobs. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1743 One day, my son, this airline will be yours. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1744 What the hell do you want? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1745 Why should we hire you to be the Aide to the Assistant Deputy Junior Regional Auxiliary Interim Manager ? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1746 Don't get too comfy 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1747 This is not what I meant when I asked to push back the meeting. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1748 Check for the nearest exit; it may be behind you. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1749 Please attach your resume to the drone I will be dispatching to your location. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1750 I'll have you know, tunnel vision built this company! 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1751 Perhaps you didn't notice that this job interview is for a ghost writer? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1752 They don't call me The Chairman for nothin'. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1753 Welcome to the Mother, May I? Corporation. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1754 You'll need to keep things in perspective if you work here. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1755 Tremendous start, I am looking for great people who know how to keep in line 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1756 I worked thirty years in the airline industry. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1757 I'm sorry, sir; there's still seven ahead of you. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1758 Clearly, Davidson, this back-seat approach of yours has placed some distance between us. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1759 Glad you found a seat Mr. Woods, the other applicants are on FaceTime. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1760 Sir, don't you think you're taking this assigned seating thing a little bit too far? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1761 I know I'm in last place but, I don't see any front runners. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1762 I suppose we can give the others a few more minutes. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1763 You'll never get ahead by taking a back seat. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1764 Tell me about your experience with the railroad. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1765 If you are trying to not be noticed by sitting in the back row, you're failing. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1766 It's a little unconventional, but it helps me focus. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1767 I don't mind, Sir. I have tunnel vision, myself! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1768 You realize sir the music as not stopped yet. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1769 You picked the wrong chair my friend. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1770 Last time you sold me too many chairs. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1771 We're going to need you to take a back seat on this matter. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1772 Everyone has to start somewhere. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1773 So where do you see yourself in 10 years here at Acme Caboose? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1774 This is my first time using StubHub for an interview. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1775 I'm looking for someone who won't blend in with the furniture. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1776 We have our dwarfs, you may go now. 1.2674 0.06703 86 71 7 8
1777 Snow White, I presume? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1778 Can we table this? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1779 I know you're a chairman, but I didn't expect you to have so many chairs. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1780 Yes, my wife did design my office, Mr. Miller, but why do you ask if she's a teacher? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1781 What title would you like, Henry? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1782 Simon says - "move two chairs forward." 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1783 I PRESUME YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH MUSICAL CHAIRS ? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1784 No one is first, but you are definitely last 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1785 Dave never understood why he didn't get a call-back for the part of The invisible Man. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1786 You're the only one who listens. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1787 I should warn you, it's a long distance job. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1788 As soon as our layers of bureaucracy arrive, we can table the meeting. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1789 If you can hear me, you're fired. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1790 Everyone auditioning for the role of The Invisible Man, must have a head shot! 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1791 Sherman assumed he could avoid the tough questions by sitting in the back row. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1792 When you hear music, move to the next chair. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1793 Well, we always have a plan H if ABCDEFG fails 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1794 Mr. Traphagen remains proud that he was coxswain for the Harvard junior varsity crew. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1795 We find ourselves in an unusual situation. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1796 Excuse me ... you at the back ... there is plenty of room at the front. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1797 You can only move up after I call out, "Green Light!" 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
1798 With a sinking heart, Carl realised he should have splurged on a front row seat for his interview with Brandt, Buttersworth and Kohn. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1799 Welcome Dante. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1800 For every question you answer with panache, you get to move one seat closer. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1801 I understand you've been complaining about traveling coach. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1802 He also serves who sits and waits. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1803 As a reminder, priority seating will cost you $150 extra. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1804 As you know we take a personal interest in our employees; distant yet personal. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1805 As a reminder, this is the 'Solitaire' version of 'Musical Chairs.' 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1806 HR said that ladders were too dangerous. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1807 I know you're my son,but we have to follow procedure. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1808 As members of the transition team, we will interface with the interim chairs. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1809 The new employees always sit in Coach 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1810 The glass ceiling was just too expensive to build... 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1811 Have a seat. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1812 My father gave me one piece of advice: 'mind your P's and queues.' 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1813 Keeping my employees in line is important to me. I’m just not sure where to put the aisles. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1814 And for those of you way in the back just to let you know we do have some good seats left up front. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1815 I've just been going over your proposal. Not bad. Not bad at all. When you come in next time, you can move up two chairs. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1816 It was then that Clarence knew, he wasn't going to get the role of the invisible man. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1817 Say mother may I next time. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1818 Tell me, have you studied vertical integration? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1819 You should see my waiting room. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1820 No, I'm afraid there isn't any opportunity for advancement. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1821 Your choice is a Christmas bonus, or you can move up one chair. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1822 You're next in line for my job...right after my seven future kids. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1823 You're in the right seat sir. I inherited a phobia of people. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1824 Okay Johnson, just take a seat in the "I had garlic for lunch" chair and we can get started. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1825 The 1st seven weren't so magnificent. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1826 And finally, son, for inspiration you might try googling "Rosa Parks". 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1827 Henry the eighth awaits his opportunity to become chairman. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1828 Much to my dismay, the recent directive to streamline operations has been largely misinterpreted 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1829 When you feel a leadership moment, please move up one chair. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1830 "If I sit in the back, he won't notice me," Tom thought. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1831 This is our most recent line of chairs. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1832 You look nervous. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1833 Sorry Snow White. I have to interview each of the seven dwarfs in front of you first. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1834 Please, choose the seat you feel best reflects your value to the company. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1835 But, did you take a number? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1836 I have an open chair policy. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1837 They forgot to say may I. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1838 Next, next, next, next, next, next next, oh crap. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1839 I can only imagine how long this will take... 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1840 The first thing I need you to do is rearrange the furniture. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1841 The road to the top can be long and lonely. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1842 Welcome aboard. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1843 I've outlasted 7 board members, I'll outlast you too. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1844 Those chairs are for closers. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1845 I will address all your concerns in accordance with the order in which you are seated. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1846 Some will say I'm standoffish. Don't believe them. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1847 So you want to get into the caboose business do you? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1848 Will the next candidate for the president elect's psychiatrist please step forward? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1849 Ok, the "Z's" can come up now. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1850 What don't you like about my Succession Plan? 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1851 Shall I sling you a mint? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1852 Investors are worried about our succession plan. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1853 I see you're applying for the caboose position. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1854 You have to learn patience kid, even if you're the only one waiting. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1855 President Trump, I understand your distain for the media, but an interview from this distance is rather unusual. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1856 Musical chairs is not your strong point. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1857 Now serving number 3.....number 3 please. Anyone, number 3? Now serving number 4.....number 4 please. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1858 Is my breath THAT bad? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1859 The music didn't stop, Winslow... keep walking. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1860 My boy, all the other applicants are gone and you are still here for one reason: you're my son. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1861 I guess you are worried about what's in my briefcase. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1862 What do YOU want? 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
1863 I've been waiting here for 2 days and the line still hasn't moved! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1864 Sorry, Johnson, but there will be no seat upgrades for this meeting. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1865 So don't forget when the music stops..... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1866 The VIP package includes upgraded seating and access to my private restroom. 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
1867 We're waiting for the others to clear security. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1868 And by all means, help yourself to another breath mint. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1869 Well, now I know how far my farts travel. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1870 I have plenty of empty chairs and I'm not looking for empty suits to fill them. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1871 No, really, please, take a seat. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1872 Santa interviews are next door, sir. This room is for the elves. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1873 No one else comes before you, mom. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1874 Your punctuality hasn't gone unnoticed. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1875 I know I specifically asked you to have the other chairs attend this meeting. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1876 I don't need daily intelligence briefings. You know, I'm, like, a smart person. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1877 As you can see, there's plenty of room for upward mobility. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1878 You... in the last seat.. behind the invisible man... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1879 Mother, may I move seven chairs forward? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1880 Each night of Hanukkah we seat one additional person. 1.2674 0.06703 86 71 7 8
1881 Some of my people say I'm a control freak. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1882 John, at this company, we don't believe in corporate ladders. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1883 And what makes you think you're a good fit for Kafka, Inc.? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1884 The idea of this exercise is to show you the true meaning of being the most junior partner, Hobbs. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1885 As you can see, we always encourage direct lines of communication. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1886 We'll just give five more minutes for better suited candidates to arrive. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1887 Is that your way of trying to avoid the backstabbing that goes on around here? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1888 Talk about irony, their flight is late. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1889 Well, you certainly dominated the musical chairs portion of the interview process. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1890 I should have gotten the Fast Pass 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1891 Our conference table was stolen last night. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1892 Say 'Present' when I call your name. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
1893 The empty suits are ahead of you. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1894 Tell me more about your caboose experience. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1895 Byron finally realized that his decision to leave art school was a mistake. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1896 The job is yours based upon how much loose change you can find. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1897 Take it easy Snow White! There are seven dwarfs ahead of you. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1898 Can the person at the very back hear me? 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
1899 I got the idea from Clint Eastwood 1.2674 0.06703 86 71 7 8
1900 Surveying the other applicants, Doug was beginning to wonder whether he was over qualified... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1901 You're still fired. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1902 And I'm gonna be the locomotive. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1903 Let's give them five more minutes. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1904 Eight chairs of separation 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1905 What did you think I meant by "training"? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1906 NUMBER 7. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1907 And when your sales numbers improve, Johnson, we'll upgrade you to first class. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1908 We'll get started as soon as the other bobsledders show up. 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
1909 Your inquiry will be taken in the order in which it was received. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1910 There are no glass ceilings here, Ms. Putz. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1911 You'll have to wait your turn. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1912 I've gathered you all here today to talk about how we should move forward. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1913 Now we'll remove one chair and start the music again. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1914 I hear you have some ideas on improving Amtrak's overall efficiency. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1915 And what strengths do you believe could you bring to the company if hired as Senior Feng Shui Consultant? 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1916 Simon says move one forward one chair. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1917 Hi, I'm Mr. Hughes from Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, Hughes, and Hughes. 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1918 We will begin by having roll call. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1919 This is what happens when you stop offshoring your Feng Shui work. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1920 Sit there until I'm finished with my ghost writers. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1921 Yes, you are next. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1922 Welcome to back seat driver's ed. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1923 Yet again, we do not have quorum. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1924 'Looks like nobody wanted to spring for Economy Plus Seating" 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1925 Yes, indeed sir; I am absolutely committed to working my way up in the firm! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1926 I'm younger than I look, don't be misled by the receding chairline. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1927 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1928 NOW do you see how important I am? 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1929 Chairs are reproducing at an alarming rate. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1930 Everyone starts as the caboose. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1931 I'll be with you as soon as I clear the stand-bys 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1932 If you are offered this job, do you feel that you can follow the policies set down by those who held the position before you? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1933 Sir, I feel like I'm the last person in this line of business. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1934 You can't just be selected, you need to evolve! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1935 I see you're here for the low-level bottom rung position. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1936 Everyone else is at Trump Tower, interviewing for Cabinet positions. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1937 I'll be with you as soon as I finish interviewing these other qualified candidates for the cabinet position. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1938 Yes Sir, Henry the 8th I am I am! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1939 As you can see, they're lining up to be in my cabinet. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1940 Work hard, my boy, and you'll move up. Who knows, someday you may even end up in my chair. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1941 SO TELL ME WHY YOU WANT TO WORK AT Garlic Growers Group. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1942 Yes, I’m beginning to see why they call you the chairman. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1943 I’m afraid you failed our psychological test 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1944 Do you think I won't see your eye rolling if you sit back there? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1945 If you decide to come aboard, rest assured that you'll take a back seat to no man. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1946 Sure I'll come up, as soon as you tell me what happened to the other seven people who were just here. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1947 The sign said to take the first seat 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1948 I've got nothing but time, sir. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1949 I thought you'd take a backseat to no one. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1950 Number 9... number 9. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1951 If you're going to succeed, it's not enough to like the airline business. You have to love the airline business. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1952 Good mission, 008, jolly well done. I'm promoting you to the vacant 006 position. Please change seats before the others arrive. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1953 So it's true, he chose you to run Amtrak! 1.2588 0.06727 85 71 6 8
1954 YOU ASKED ABOUT MOVING UP IN THIS COMPANY ? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1955 What qualifies you to be a caboose operator? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1956 They're available on StubHub. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1957 Can you hear me now? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1958 The chairman will see you now. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1959 You have a great career ahead of you. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1960 Welcome to the Trump Cabinet... 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1961 Simon says, "Move your creative ideas up two spaces." 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1962 What makes you uniquely qualified to fill the position of department chair? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1963 Mr. Romney? 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1964 Do I make you uncomfortable? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1965 That didn't work right. I'll turn the music back on and we'll try again. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1966 Now, turn your chair around and we'll pretend that you're the lead dog. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1967 Tell me why you should get the job, rather than any of my seven very small children here. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1968 The past few candidates I’ve spoken to were out of line. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1969 We need a better succession plan. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1970 Can I get you a small bag of peanuts and a cup of soda? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1971 Planning to sneak out ? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1972 In case you haven't already guessed, I'm the Chairman. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1973 You'll have to speak louder. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1974 Number Eight, are YOU willing to develop a military application for our vaporizing laser? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1975 Welcome to the AMC theatre company. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1976 What makes you think you're qualified to play Santa in our Thanksgiving Day parade? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1977 No need to hide in the back row, come sit up front. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1978 I have seven children. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1979 One day son, all of these will be yours. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1980 Trust me when I say there are several people lined up for promotion before you. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1981 Welcome to death-row. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1982 Would it be better if we sat in a circle? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1983 That's where you fit in the chair of command. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1984 This company utilizes vertical integration 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1985 The corporate ladder model got tiresome, so we switched to musical chairs. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1986 You've never flown in First Class, have you. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1987 All those in favor . . . 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1988 Did you take a number when you came in? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1989 Number 9... number 9. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1990 You have enough points to upgrade, Ms. Perkins. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1991 Thank you for applying to Caboose Inc. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1992 Conga Line is the new Round Table. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1993 Now, I will read from The Little Red Caboose 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1994 After dinner interview between Trump and Romney. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1995 Silent Majority wins. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1996 I chose feng shui over convenience. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1997 Nobody wanna work for the President? Seriously? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1998 Look ahead. If you work hard and do well, you could find yourself sitting in one of those seats in a couple years. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1999 The interview line for Trump's cabinet after draining the swamp. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2000 Red light... 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2001 Unfortunately you are 8th in line for the job. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2002 Welcome to your airline orientation. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2003 What we have here is a failure to communicate. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2004 If I am not mistaken, there are available seats up front. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2005 Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to an empty chair. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2006 Hendrick, get your caboose up here. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2007 Well, I guess you're hired. You seem to be showing more initiative than most of our other candidates. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2008 It's lonely at the front. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2009 Thanks for waiting, Henry. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2010 Please stow your carry-on luggage underneath the seat in front of you. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2011 OK then, what do YOU have to say about how I run things? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2012 You chose poorly. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2013 "The last shall be first" only works above, not down here Cromwell! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2014 Welcome to Centipede Enterprises, Mr. Phelps. How are you finding the genitalia chair? 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
2015 Now, do you all know why Ms.Snow White has brought you here? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2016 Results from the employee survey showed that our people want more access to senior management. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2017 Well, Jones, it looks like you have passed the musical chairs part of the interview. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2018 You aren't even in the top seven! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2019 We are looking to create a level playing field for the candidates who are being interviewed on Skype. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2020 Your future is ahead of you. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2021 It makes perfect sense, because I'm rich. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2022 Just eight more promotions and you'll be sitting where I am now. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2023 Which chair you choose to sit in tells me a lot about you. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2024 Simon Says chair four... 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2025 This isn't church; get up here! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2026 You'll just have to wait until your turn. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2027 I like keeping my ducks in a row. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2028 Don't be deceived by appearances. You take a back seat no one! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2029 This is your captain speaking... 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2030 Does this mean that I'm next in line for your job? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2031 ("I hope I'm next, I hope I'm next, please let me be next.....") 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2032 Your turn to be vice president has come. Move to the front chair. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
2033 You have to pay extra for premium seating. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2034 I told you to sit back, not sit in the back! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2035 It's just going to be the two of us, Johnson, so you can move up a chair or two. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2036 He takes the title of Chairman quite seriously. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2037 You forgot to ask, 'Captain, may I?' 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2038 I see here you were last employed by the Acme Caboose Co. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2039 Paul was already off to a bad start at his interview with TicketMaster... 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2040 Last call for jobs with the new administration. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2041 Clint Eastwood's waiting room. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
2042 Really? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2043 We have to stop meeting this way. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
2044 Don't you remember that Milton said "They also serve who only sit and wait" ? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2045 It's obvious why they made me chairman. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2046 Welcome to Hierarchy 101 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2047 Here at the Conga Corporation we always have room for advancement. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2048 Well, Johnson, I say it's time we end all this back-stabbing. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2049 You're a day early for the OCD support group. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2050 Correct; Move forward one chair please. Seven more like that and you have the job 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2051 You'll enjoy your employment here at Ducks-'R-Us, Mr. Spencer. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2052 I did tell you that you would have to work your way up in this company. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2053 Tom waited while the ghosts of bonuses of Christmas Past appeared before him. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2054 It really feels like an entry level job. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2055 You back there! Do you really believe "the last shall be first?" 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2056 YOU, tall guy in the back. I'm only hiring really small people. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2057 You have to work your way up in this company. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2058 With one full row, I believe we have a quorum. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2059 You may now read me the results of the latest employee-engagement survey. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2060 Mr. Steinbrenner, Mr. Martin is here to see you. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2061 Sorry, but you're in the emergency exit row. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2062 Thank you for making our annual stock holder's meeting a success! 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2063 I am far sighted with tunnel vision. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2064 I'm looking to hire someone with bobsledding experience. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2065 Now downsizing Number 8! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2066 I am pleased to hire the firm Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and White as my legal representation. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2067 So have you made your choice yet Goldilocks?" "Yes, sir, this one is just right. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2068 If you're going to join our crew, I want you to think of me as your coxswain. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2069 Wait for it 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2070 Mr. Trump is looking for an eighth chair sycophant. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2071 Congratulations! You got a perfect score on the Chair Evaluation Test. The 1st chair was too hard; the 2nd too soft; the 3rd too slippery; the 4th too lumpy; the 5th too saggy; the 6th too wobbly; the seventh too squishy. But the 8th was JUST RIGHT! 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2072 Simon says: Take out your resume. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2073 The interview will be begin shorty after the coming attractions. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2074 Eurgh, Ticketmaster. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2075 The people in those chairs answered wrong. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2076 Keep up the good work and one day, you might just make 7th chair. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2077 Sorry at the end - we only have positions for seven dwarves. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2078 Tell the dwarfs I never promised to reopen the mines. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2079 Are you familiar with multi-level marketing? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2080 Welcome to the daily security briefing! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2081 No need to come closer. I can already tell that you're not right for the job. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2082 You're lucky - the next person to get a meeting with me has to bring a conference table. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2083 The seating arrangement? It's to help board members do what you do best: stab each other in the back. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2084 This is the line for the armchair quarterback job. If you're here for the Monday morning quarterback job, come back Monday. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2085 Miss Ross, are my 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 1 and 2:00 appointments in the lobby? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2086 Do me a favor and take a seat on your way out. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2087 Just give me your honest opinion. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2088 I know you are my son-inlaw but I can't be seen showing showing favouritism. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2089 I consider you my fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-back candidate. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2090 I'm auditioning for the part of the caboose. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2091 I'm very interested in you moving up. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2092 The trickle-down ergonomics should start working any minute now. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2093 We thought they would be cheaper than a career ladder. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2094 If I yell 'green light,' move quickly to the next chair. But if I yell 'red light,' and I catch you moving, you have to go back, and begin again. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2095 I heard he spits when he talks 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2096 I feel there is some distance between our two companies. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2097 This takes armchair psychology to a whole new level. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2098 Welcome to Trump Tower. 1.2439 0.06622 82 69 6 7
2099 Could you possibly be more pathetic Tom? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2100 You're the only one who didn't re-tweet me. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2101 Let's see, do you have an appointment? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2102 Welcome to Conga Ltd. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2103 Wow, you really do have a vertical organization. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2104 Sorry, I'm afraid we've already cast all of the dwarfs. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2105 Is that you, Jenkinson? You're fired. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2106 What would you say your biggest weakness is, apart from the halitosis? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2107 Sorry. The position has been filled. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2108 When I said take a backseat, I did not mean that literally. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2109 We follow the straight and narrow path here. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2110 Family smaily--you know how I feel about nepotism, son." 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2111 I think it's time to reorganize the office. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2112 Our founder was one of the "Boys in the Boat." 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2113 We've increased the amount of legroom. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2114 Once the other railroad execs arrive, we'll get started. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2115 Now imagine yourself in a different chair, and tell me what you think of me. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2116 You can call me "chairman." 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2117 So, exactly how long have you been marketing durian? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2118 Who shot that spitball? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2119 Here for my face-to-face interview, sir. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2120 You have chosen wisely. You're hired. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2121 I like a man with vision. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2122 They told me you were the chair man of the company 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2123 Welcome to all journalists who will fly with me on Airforce one! 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2124 We like to believe there's room for advancement here at Dorfman. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2125 'Stop all that fooling around at the back!' 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2126 Consider your self lucky. In most firms you have to start at the bottom. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2127 While we're waiting for a quorum, suppose we try one more arrangement. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2128 Number ... seven? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2129 In the unlikely event of a market downturn, your severance papers can be found under your seat. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2130 They'll be here as soon as they've finished sining Hi Ho, Hi Ho. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2131 Congratulations on your promotion! You're eighth in line for the top job. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2132 You have no idea how easy vacuuming is now. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2133 He's definitely let the title of "Chairman" go to his head. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2134 You got the jobs. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2135 Boardroom meetings of the DMV 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2136 Forget climbing the corporate ladder. If you can negotiate all of these chairs to get to me without touching the floor and without using your arms or hands, I'll give you an interview. It's my version of extreme vetting. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2137 Come on, my breath isn't THAT bad. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2138 Sir, I believe it's time to rethink our corporate structure. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2139 I'd offer you a drink but that's only for those in business class. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2140 I see you don't take a backseat to anyone. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2141 I'm just the caboose on his train of thought. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2142 Ah, my wife was right about the halitosis 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2143 If you want to work closer to senior management, feel free to apply to one of my open positions. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2144 My apologies. There were only seven openings. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2145 "Believe me, you were my first choice". 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2146 Speak up, Hanson! What's that about a problem with supply chain? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2147 In this company Jenkins, you can either drive the train, or ride in the caboose. You'll find that we take that metaphor very seriously around here. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2148 I used to work for an airline. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2149 Worst game of musical chairs ever. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2150 For those in business class, your interview is now boarding. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2151 The next number is nine. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2152 Remember, if you want to move up, you have to say, "Mother, may I?" 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2153 We never really had a corporate ladder here at our firm. The employees always seemed to prefer back-stabbing. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2154 My assistant is on a Feng Shui kick. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2155 Now you're just being a jerk. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2156 Take a seat...please. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2157 How many other candidates are you interviewing for the position? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2158 Meeting of the Chair Man and the Bored. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2159 Did you book this meeting with miles? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2160 It was hard not to take it personally. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2161 I asked to gather ALL Department Chairs… 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2162 No, I can't hear you from there. Go ahead. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
2163 Well Mr. Secretary of the Interior, congratulations. I suppose you're the next President of the United States. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
2164 We like to give our young associates the sense that they are working their way up the ladder in this organization. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2165 The other seven candidates will be here soon. You've been prescreened as our last resort candidate. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2166 Mr. Ionesco will see you now. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2167 I've chaired a lot of businesses in my day, son. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2168 Have a seat—I have too many. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2169 Take a seat. I mean literally. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2170 Jones, I see lots of ways you can get ahead in this business. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2171 I've discovered the further away the consultant, the more laughable his plan. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2172 Can't you see I'm busy? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2173 I heard that you were unapproachable, but this is ridiculous! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2174 Don't take this personally. But there's seven people I want to see first. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2175 I'm glad to see you made it out of the mail room son 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2176 You're currently at the top of my list. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2177 They say, the last shall be first. "That really scares me, Norton." 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2178 Please remain seated. I am taking people in order. I'll call when it's your turn. Again, anyone in chair one? Anyone? Anyone? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2179 The interviews are now closed. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2180 Would my desk be far away? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2181 Wait... invisibilty was a job requirement? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2182 You were this way in school and in church, weren't you? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2183 Welcome to the S&L Train Company. I see you've applied for the caboose attendant position. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2184 The Round Table is sort of Camelot, and we ain't in Camelot anymore. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2185 The goos news is that we have a very transparent succession line. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2186 Welcome to this workshop on overcoming one's fear of front rows and middle seats. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2187 Would you rather use our help line? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2188 Sir, I wouldn't break the chain of command if it wasn't important. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2189 Sorry about that. I had requested stadium seating for our meeting. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2190 That's better--and next time bring breath mints. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2191 The other maids-a-milking should be with us shortly. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2192 Your resume states you were eighth chair violinist? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2193 I'm sure you're all wondering why I have gathered you all here today... 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2194 Employee, we're here for our annual up close and personal conversation 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2195 Hey you! Want to be in my cabinet? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2196 And to you Henry, my eighth child and only son, I leave my entire collection of two door cars. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2197 It's all part of the restraining order 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2198 Speak up, please! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2199 As the boss, I like to distance myself from employees. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2200 I'd like you to take eighth Chair on this project, Higgins. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2201 The first seven were fed to the lions -- now, what do you want? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2202 I'm sorry. You'll have to come back tomorrow. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2203 There's always a bunch of nobody's ahead of me! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2204 When you realize the optional $100 seat selection charge might have been worth it. 1.2346 0.06637 81 69 5 7
2205 Please, in the back, raise your hand if you can hear me. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2206 Meet your predecessors. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2207 Ok, I understand you are a Browns fan, 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2208 They said I'm next in line for a promotion. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2209 This is how little I think of you. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2210 Sorry, Ted. My glasses broke this morning and only the "far" half of my bifocals survived. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2211 The Secretary of the Interior is eighth in the line of succession. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2212 Out of the eight job applicants, you're the most qualified to actually show up. If you killed them, that's good, it shows initiative. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2213 I'm sorry Tom, these seats are reserved for our first class employees. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2214 Can I get some macadamia nuts? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2215 We offer a comprehensive benefits package and stadium seating. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2216 I'm looking for an aggressive, self-motivator. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2217 You've been demoted to basic economy. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2218 Unfortunately for Zachary, the new boss was a linear thinker. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2219 Make yourself comfortable. The others will be here shortly 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2220 As you can see, we have a lot of qualified candidates for this job. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2221 Yes, I think you'll be perfect for the 8th dwarf: Tardy. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2222 Rest assured that the company questionnaire you are filling out today will remain completely anonymous. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2223 As there are SEVEN Lobbyists ahead of you Senator, please be patient! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2224 You'd be our eighth chairman 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2225 I am going to take a back seat on this one. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2226 Excuse me, you in the back there. As you can see we're interviewing Little People and you obviously don't qualify. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2227 On the intimacy avoidance scale you top scored with an 8.Welcome to the firm. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2228 Just like grade school ,eh, Winslow? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2229 OK number eight, wanna take your shot? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2230 I said, I can't see if you are the most intelligent or the most incompetent of my eight nephews! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2231 Son, just be proud of your place in our long line of lazy boys. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2232 Welcome to the first meeting of the leadership team 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2233 I love working for a bus company. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2234 I'm sorry, but I only have time to interview the first 7 chairs. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2235 Choosing the last row behind seven no-shows has me more than a bit curious, Mr. Andrew 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2236 Welcome to Germaphobes Anonymous. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2237 No offense, sir, but the other seats have very small people in them. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2238 A long line of liberal democrats apply for a position in the Trump administration. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2239 Now serving chair eight. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2240 I come from a long line of applicants 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2241 I find the salary negotiation goes better if you can't look me in the eye. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2242 I've learned to mistrust close associates. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2243 During the interview, if you have any questions, please speak loudly. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2244 No. you didn't say "May I! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2245 You may now proceed to the chair in front of you. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2246 Hey, you in the back, this is the virtual job application office. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2247 I like what you've done with the room. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2248 Point made, Tisdale. Right-hand-man-eight-times-removed does not exactly have my ear. Now put the furniture back! 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2249 Based on your resume Jenkins, you've earned super economy seating for your interview. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2250 We have a promotional ladder here, but not many make it. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2251 So, is this the entire group of actors auditioning for role in my new "Invisible Man" movie? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2252 Let's try this one more time, Mrs. Parks. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2253 I guess you'll have to do 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2254 It's not you Johnson, it's your breath. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2255 In keeping with our revenue enhancement initiative, preferred seating will cost you $25. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2256 Henry, is that you? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2257 Seats A through G were unprepared. Are you prepared H? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2258 Are we expecting anyone else? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2259 This is the start of our new vertical integration strategy designed to improve communication at all levels. It's great, right? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2260 I'm not sure why but for some reason I've always felt a little closer to your brothers and sisters. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2261 How do you think I got to be chairman? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2262 Henderson, you may have thought you were in line for advancement. You're not. Happy holidays. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2263 If you cannot hear, exchange seats with the person in front of you. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2264 Are you avoiding me? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2265 Although last in line to be interviewed, Monroe thought he had a real shot at this job. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2266 Gold card patrons, frequent clients, and those with children and under the age of two seeking legal advice can now take your seat. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2267 What time is your appointment? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2268 I placed the applicants in no particular order. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2269 Mr. Chairman, the Seven Dwarfs will arrive ten minutes late. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2270 Welcome aboard the bipolar express. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2271 I swear I'm not contageous any more. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2272 Yes Junior, “The Little Red Caboose” was the hero but….. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2273 Let's move on to Plan H. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2274 Yes sir, everyone loves your new open chair policy 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2275 Number three. Number three... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2276 Son, I've told you a hundred times...You have to work your way to the top... 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2277 Did you know you booked an economy seat for this first class business interview? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2278 Be grateful you're not in the balcony. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2279 I hear it's more comfortable than a ladder 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2280 Yes, I am the Chairman. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2281 OK, no need for you to take a number. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2282 They don't call me Chairman for nothing. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2283 I would fire you too, but I need someone to boss around! 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2284 Yes, you in the back? Did you have something to add? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2285 Sorry Bill, last one hired, first one fired. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2286 Obviously, I'm the butt of a Fibonacci joke, right? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2287 Please wait until your number is called. Number One. Number One? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2288 Thank you for joining us today, we will be with you shortly. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2289 Here at B & O Railroad, we refer to it as the caboose. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2290 now I wish I had paid the extra $20 for a front row seat. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2291 So....Have you taken a number? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2292 someday, kid, you'll be sitting in my chair 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2293 You are going to have to speak up. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2294 You've no doubt heard my bite is worse than my bark. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2295 Smedloff I just want to let you know your still in the running. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2296 A slightly better wait than the DMV. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2297 Please be aware that the President-Elect has a long list of qualified candidates 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2298 Once again, Harry found himself last in the succession plan. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2299 Now, Clifton, you said you had some questions about your chair position ? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2300 No, I'm the C-h-a-i-r-m-a-n. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2301 Well, you're not the smartest fellow I've ever hired, but at least I can be confident you won't be whining all the time about upgrading to business class. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2302 Each time I like your answer to my question, you get to move up one chair. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2303 I like people with confidence. Do you have confidence? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2304 I'm considering you for Secretary of Sate. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2305 Well, it's almost six degrees of separation. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2306 In our company we maintain eight degrees of separation between the president and everyone else. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2307 You in the back row -- what can we do for you? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2308 We're looking to hire a real "go-getter." 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2309 I heard that the last shall be first. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2310 Coming attractions first --and then the interview! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2311 The problem is, McGinnis, this is a first class operation and you are a coach talent. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2312 So, I read your proposal on micro-theaters... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2313 You rolled doubles. Go again. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2314 I have the most chairs, huge numbers of chairs, I mean, more chairs than anyone ever in the history of chair ownership @guyinchair #chairmillions 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2315 Is it just me? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2316 Great taste! Eighth row on the aisle. You're hired. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2317 I thought your email concerning a "chair of command" was just a typo. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2318 In this company, he who is last does not become first. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2319 Thank you for volunteering for my little "corporate domino theory" experiment. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2320 Trump told all others "You are fired", so I'll be Secretary of State by default. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2321 You'll need to wait while I talk to the top contenders. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2322 Can you hear me now? Good. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2323 We're looking for someone I can feel close to. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2324 I'm sorry Wilson. Your upgrade didn't clear. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2325 It's something I picked up at EST. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2326 No seriously, sit closer. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2327 I had a strange feeling, call it a hunch, that I would be next. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2328 Please everyone. Take a seat where you feel comfortable. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2329 My halitosis is not that bad. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2330 HR tells me that you called in with Zika? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2331 Because this Chairman was bored, that's why. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2332 I feel we can maybe meet in the middle on this. Would you start the music again, please? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2333 Just what you always wanted - a seat with isles on both sides. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2334 Simon says, "Move two seats forward." 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2335 Your seating for the interview is based on the strength of your resume. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2336 You'll never get ahead if you take a back seat. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2337 Sir, I'm thinking about coming back tomorrow. Will the line be shorter? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2338 Our sales strategy has changed from horizontal to vertical. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2339 Yes I make 9 times your pay grade. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2340 My wife doesn't like it either. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2341 When Snow White gets here, we'll need another chair. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2342 We're not exactly a first class operation - more like coach... 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2343 If you prefer, you can leave your number for a call back when it is your turn. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2344 If you play your cards right, someday you'll move up one chair. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2345 Oh, you didn't hear? We pick our designated inauguration representative from today's attendees. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2346 I said DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF!! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2347 That's okay. I have plenty of time. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2348 Thanks for sharing your perspective. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2349 Sure, some people will say the Rapture was all bad, but it looks to me like your prospects have just improved dramatically. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2350 Thanks for your interest in United Airlines. You know, you could have used your miles to upgrade from coach. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2351 You'll have to wait. 1st and business class reps haven't returned from lunch. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2352 Spector will not tolerate failure Number 8. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2353 I believe in succession planning. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2354 Why so many? Because I'm the chairman. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2355 Thank you for joining me today. Please relax while we wait for the ten foot pole. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2356 And where do you see yourself in 5 years if you come to work at National Airways? 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2357 Chair Man Of The Bored 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2358 Fear leads to the creation of IMAGINARY obstacles. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2359 Don't you worry about the others, they're being taken care of right now. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2360 Hierarchy, shmierarchy. Just wait your turn. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2361 In this company you get in line or you don't last! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2362 Certainly. We can go to lunch as soon as I finish with the people ahead of you. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2363 Eighth in line of succession, Edith never thought she'd get the call. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2364 If it makes you feel better, the last applicant could only afford the mezzanine. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2365 And lastly, Mrs. White receives from her daughter Snow, the following. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2366 Welcome to the sixteenth annual Halitosis convention ' 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2367 Son; since you were born, I told you, "start at the bottom and work yourself up to the top." 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2368 Yes Mr. Akins, we do use psychological testing as part of our recruitment process. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2369 Corporate Mother May I. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2370 Good work, Swenson, this report is jsut what I needed. Advance three rows. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2371 Don't think of me as the captain here, I'm more like the coxswain 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2372 I said, you'll have to wait until the others in front of you have been seen. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2373 As chairman, it is my job to keep everything in line around here. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2374 Because, Neilson, you have an 8th chair attitude 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2375 Keep up the good work, Jenkins, and you''ll be promoted to Economy Plus in no time. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2376 Sorry, but we're only hiring from business class. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2377 Burqhardt hoped he would not become still another victim of the Peter principle. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2378 Succession plans don't really work that well, do they Smithers? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2379 Next time go business class. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2380 Something tells me office politics won’t be a problem. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2381 You just passed the first test in the caboose conductor interview. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2382 Let's see if you can do better than they did. Define sycophant! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2383 And....they're stackable! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2384 Number 2...number 2...number 2 - oh - number 3...number 3... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2385 And a correct answer to the bonus question allows you to move up three seats at once. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2386 Make the DMV great again! 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2387 We are a chair chair chair chair chair chair chair chair-itable trust. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2388 Since you are replacing Snow White I wanted to let her team know right away. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2389 No matter how far away you are, you still have to grovel. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2390 Mr. Spitzer, it has come to my attention that your co-workers deem you somewhat aloof. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2391 Thirty-five bucks more lands you a front row seat and a gin and tonic. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2392 Excuse me sir, can you speak up? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2393 Please keep your arms and legs inside for the duration of the interview. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2394 Congratulations! I'm promoting you to Head Assistant to the Additional Branch Deputy Undersecretary of the Vice-Chair. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2395 I like clean lines. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2396 Can you still hear me ? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2397 Just sit tight, Cooper. As soon as we have seven more players I"ll start the music. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2398 How much longer do you want to wait for your reindeer? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2399 Before we begin, let's get one thing straight, 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2400 Folks in the back, please feel free to fill in any available seats up front. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2401 But, did you take a number? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2402 Now rush at me as if you're trying to kill me, and we'll see if this thing works. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2403 Did you say something? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2404 I started out at Trailways, then moved here to run Greyhound last year. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2405 I really think we have a good connection. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2406 I'm sure you've gone through this exercise during business school 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2407 We're moving you up to First Class 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2408 um, no. I'll just sit here. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2409 I beg your pardon sir, but I don't think this is the way you play musical chairs. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2410 Something tells me you're a perfect fit for the caboose operator position. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2411 You're the last heir alive. Dare to approach? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2412 There is a difference, son, between a chair and a Chairman. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2413 Higgins, please tell the others this train is about to leave the station. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2414 I hope you're a couch salesman. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2415 I thought online seating was something totally different 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2416 So, if you are number 8, how hard will you try? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2417 My boss asked to see me in his office after he overheard me comment on his receding chair-line 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2418 When the music starts, get up. When it stops, find another seat. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2419 Welcome to the chair-archy 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2420 You with the big hair, you're fired 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2421 It is $25 to upgrade your seat one row. Yes, I did get the idea while on my flight to Hawaii. That will be $15 for your question. what major credit card would you like to use to pay for it? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2422 I see a few open chairs down front, if any of you would like to move up. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2423 Yes Sir, you are in the right conference room. Welcome to the roller coaster phobia class! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2424 Young lady, please be patient. Many of these chairs have traveled a long way to see me. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2425 Simon says move up a chair. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2426 Mr. Sartre, welcome to purgatory. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2427 I know my place. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2428 So there is no conflict of interest I am keeping all business deals at 8 armchair's length. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2429 First shall be last. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2430 Let me give it to you straight. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2431 Leroy felt better about being next in line for a promotion before the meeting. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2432 I prefer a long range analysis. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2433 So you back there are the eighth deadly sin? What are you? Boredom? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2434 I see you're self-conscious about your receding chair line. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2435 I sorted you all from most qualified in front to least qualified in the back, then I asked everybody sitting in front to leave the room. And that's my method for picking the nominees for my cabinet!" 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2436 HAVE YOU EVER OPERATED A ROLLER COASTER BEFORE ? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2437 I'm pleased to announce that most of you will be receiving a year-end bonus. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2438 Now, when the music stops... 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2439 All things came to those who waited. You, I'm afraid, waited a little too long. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2440 You have chosen wisely... 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2441 Thank you for coming. Your visit is very important to me. Please stay seated until I finish serving my other customers. Estimated wait time is ... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2442 This is your captain speaking... 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
2443 So, you'll be in charge of 'Turnover Reduction' 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2444 Wouldn't it be more fun if we had more players once the music stops. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2445 Please tell me a little about your past experience in musical chairs. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2446 This seat gives me a real perspective for the job! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2447 Why don't you just TELL me your idea Wilson? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2448 Greetings Mr. Caboose, I've been expecting you. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2449 The position is yours if you can jump over six chairs do a summersault in mid- and land in the seventh chair. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2450 And you've had previous experience in caboose management? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2451 I felt this arrangement was more Feng Shui. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2452 Do you have a tic tac? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2453 Ah, my wife was right about the halitosis 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2454 next...next...next...next... 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2455 The Red Light/Green Light interview. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2456 It's my company, Hamrock, and I can play musical chairs any way I damn well please. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2457 Take a moment to locate your nearest exit. Ready? You're fired. 1.2179 0.06490 78 67 5 6
2458 We're running an airline, after all. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2459 Mr. Smith, do you have any problems with our company's linear form of advancement? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2460 Do you think my desk by the window is bad Feng Shui? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2461 If you work here, do you see yourself in that chair in front of you in a few years? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2462 Now firing Employee Number 7. Employee Number 7, are you here? Anyone? No? Now firing Employee Number 8. 8? Is there a Number 8? 1.2179 0.06490 78 67 5 6
2463 Fastest slalom run gets the job. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2464 You're lined up for advancement. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2465 In business there's something to be said for being the last man sitting. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2466 Something tells me I'm in the wrong line. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2467 No sir, I can hear you just fine. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2468 Anyone else on the board have a question? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2469 We're closed for the day. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2470 I'm sorry to announce that, yet again, the germaphobe support group meeting has been cancelled due to lack of participation. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2471 Tom, your idea of an 'only-aisle-seats airplane and theater' may just not work! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2472 Who is going to chair this meeting? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2473 This way, I can fire eight people at a time. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2474 Sometimes, the last shall be first. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2475 I was once the caboose, and look at me now. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2476 I'm here to discuss Fend Shui. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2477 In high school I was first chair. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2478 Is this going to be a long distance type of relationship? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2479 Our founder was quite far-sighted for his time. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2480 Passengers in rows 5-8 are now welcome to board. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2481 Stay seated until the music starts. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2482 Talk with many, listen to a few, let only one sit. Wm. Shakespeare, political strategist 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2483 Finding the right position to advance here can be a little tricky. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2484 OK, last chance to get one right. What salary do you think you deserve? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2485 Does something seem strange to you? 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2486 Really sir, this looks great. But I believe the term used was ducks. Get your ducks in a row for today's time management meeting. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2487 You have no idea how challenging it is to be the Chair Man of this corporation. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2488 All aboard! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2489 I just like to sit back. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2490 For $150, you can upgrade to I Have a Chance. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2491 Secretary of State vacancy has been filled. How about janitor? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2492 That's right . . . as the note taped beneath your chair confirms, you are the lucky interviewee. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2493 In case it wasn't clear from our titles. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2494 As the last man seated you get the same riddle to win the job. An electric train is headed east going 50 miles per hour. Which way does the smoke blow. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2495 First requirement is no history of marijuana use and... I guess the job is yours. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2496 Look at this... big crowd here, really big! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2497 We'll be trying out desks next. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2498 I hate these performance reviews. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2499 There's something you need to understand about your new position, mister chairman... 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2500 I like your amusement ride approach to the process. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2501 Any grievances will be heard in the order I care to receive them. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2502 Our Chairman is a linear thinker. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2503 Now interviewing seat number 8 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2504 It's supposed to help the Feng Shui of the office. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2505 I wonder if it is too late to request an upgrade? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2506 That will be $25 for bringing the bag. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2507 You are the first to sit in our new line of chairs. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2508 Is there a sticker under your seat cushion? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2509 I peed on one of these seats. Guess which one and you're hired. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2510 You, in the back -Do you think you have what it takes to move ahead in this company? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2511 Ghosts of Applicants Past, Mr. Hammond, thank you all for being here. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2512 Sorry Jenkins- we will start as soon as the 7 dwarfs take their assigned seats. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2513 I would be able to hear you if you had any ambition. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2514 Ne-e-e-e-e-e-e-ext? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2515 Because you always told me "the first shall be last," sir 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2516 Now serving, seat 2. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2517 We got them for a song in a theater’s going-out-of-business sale … why? 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2518 The conference table was missing this morning. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2519 ‘The unenvious chore of still being under consideration for a Trump Cabinet appointment.’ 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2520 Next!.......can you hear me.....I said next!! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2521 I prefer doing things sequentially. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2522 I suppose in virtual reality all those seats are occupied... 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2523 It's right there in the bible - "And the last will be first and the first will be last" - Matthew 20:16 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2524 Ah, yes, the last man sitting. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2525 To cut costs, we're going coach class across the board. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2526 Number 35? Calling number 35. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2527 Let me start by saying that we consider this the best airline corporation in the world. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2528 Despite today's layoffs, I expect you to captain the company rowing team to another victory at this year's Corporate Boat Race. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2529 I hear your company has been having trouble managing its surplus inventory. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2530 No wonder they say he has sled dog mentality? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2531 It's an urban myth that the survival rate is better in the back row. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2532 My question is simple, Jamison. Are you willing to get out of your comfort zone to move up the ranks? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2533 I have a cold but I still wanted to keep the meeting! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2534 On second thought, have a few seats. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2535 In addition to the distinguished chair, our Professor also oversees seven undistinguished chairs. You may sit in the other. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2536 And how many years have you been a caboose driver? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2537 I don't see low self-esteem anywhere on your resume. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2538 Yes, you may move forward one chair at a time. But not until the music starts! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2539 I like a man who takes the long view. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2540 Okay, now I'll be CEO and you be the little man. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2541 Well Bob, your advancement may seem slow but at least you're in the room where it happens. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2542 Guys, it's time for some game theory 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2543 "The first shall be last and the last shall be first." Which am I? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2544 You can upgrade for only 10,000 miles 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2545 its good you arrived early 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2546 Number Eight? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2547 I feel obligated to inform you, there a few applicants ahead of you. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2548 Please hold. Your call is very important to us. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2549 Thanks to a tax incentive plan we were able to save one of you. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2550 OK, let's try it again. Simon says to move up one chair. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2551 By remaining seated, you've proven to be the last man standing. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2552 Please be patient, were just now getting to the one-star generals for the Trump cabinet. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2553 Center for Dissociative Identity Disorder. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2554 Would you have any problems working for a former airline pilot? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2555 The job is yours by default. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2556 Do you have what it takes to get this job by virtue of being the only candidate? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2557 Would anyone else be questioning my decision? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2558 But I can assure you, Mrs. Anderson, that I have remedied my halitosis problem. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2559 To those of you without priority seating, I have some bad news 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2560 Next, next, next, next, next, next, next, and next. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2561 I think it's time we talk about succession planning. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2562 If you can hear me from all the way back there, then you get the job. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2563 The Founder of Garlic Breath Mints, Inc. suspected Fred wasn't Executive material. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2564 But you didn't say 'mother may I', Sir 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2565 We don't need to talk,you're going to be a really great Press Secretary,whatever that is! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2566 I've always had this thing about trains. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2567 This is Mother may I, Not Simon Says. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2568 I will have to leave early. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2569 I'm sorry you will have to move,these chairs are reserved for my ducks. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2570 Did you try StubHub? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2571 If you're going to start working for this railroad then you first need to get used to some things! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2572 I realize you are anxious about your end-of-year review, but no matter how you rearrange the chairs, I can still see you. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2573 So, why else do believe you'd be a good fit here at Big World Cinemas? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2574 How quickly do you think you could advance in this company? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2575 Our psychological test for this job is to see which chair the applicant takes when the music stops. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2576 My breath isn't that bad 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2577 Just what I need. A class action suit from an armchair lawyer. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2578 For you, Edith, I'm afraid it's the end of the line. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2579 I think you'll be a great addition to the invisibility cloak project. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2580 This is what happens when the government organizes a game of musical chairs. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2581 Fred did indeed fail the confidence test part of the interviewing process 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2582 Let's work our way up to that question. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2583 What makes you think you're ready for a promotion? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2584 Am I speaking loud enough for those of you at the back? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2585 Try taking it as a compliment. As Jesus said, "The last shall be first and the first shall be last." 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2586 Now serving number 236. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2587 Now remember, you can't move unless I say "Simon says...." 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2588 I presume you're here to pitch stadium seating. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2589 I don't think you understand the meaning of vertical management... 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2590 With the pesky dwarves out of the way, Todd sees a bright future ahead. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2591 Well this chair will be overseeing a lot of other chairs. 1.2179 0.06490 78 67 5 6
2592 When was the last time you had your hearing and vision checked? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2593 Profits here at Amtrak are down. We are going to have to let go of our cabooses. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2594 Our company provides easily attained incentives for advancement. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2595 Please place personal items under the seat in front of you. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2596 The airline industry treated me well. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2597 Prove to me you're cut out for middle management, and you'll get a middle chair. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2598 I remember starting at the back chair. What a journey you have ahead! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2599 Next man up! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2600 Definitely more farsighted than the last CEO. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2601 Now, sit in the next chair and tell if you feel anything. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2602 You will just have to wait your turn, Doris. Harvey, Casper, Captain Daniel Craig, The Invisible Man, Marian & George Kerby, along with Neil the St. Bernard, were all here first. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2603 So, this is how the daily press briefings will work - I tell you something amazing, you spin it so it looks like I'm not making money on it, then you leak it to the fake news outlets. It will be great. 1.2179 0.06490 78 67 5 6
2604 I hope he doesn't call on me first. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2605 It reminds me of how I got to this chair. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2606 Lets all begin by shaking hands with the person seated behind you. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2607 We don't believe in climbing the ladder here at Acme Locomotives. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2608 ..and then there were none! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2609 Becoming chairman is a long, drawn-out process, my boy. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2610 To be honest, I don't see the point in you sitting all the way back there. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2611 Seeing a quorum we have unanimous consent for the Chairman's bonus package. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2612 As I said sir, I don't take a back seat to anyone. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2613 Sir,in the bible it says "the first will be last and the last will be first.So I'm first 1.2179 0.06490 78 67 5 6
2614 Do I really have to explain why you haven't been promoted? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2615 He wasn't joking about his long line of ghostwriters 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2616 When the music stops next time I am going to take that front chair. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2617 As you see Ms. Dunbar, HR has discussed your case with me and you are in line for the open executive position. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2618 First, we'll enroll you in assertiveness training, Intensive. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2619 Well you could have opted for First Class, Mr Casey. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2620 Something makes me think I am not getting this promotion. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2621 I guess being early doesn't help. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2622 I'm a last in, first out kind of guy. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2623 First question: why did you choose a seat in Economy Class? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2624 I'm sorry, but rearranging the furniture isn't going to get you an 'A' in linear thinking. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2625 You're not my first choice, but your tenacity trumps all else. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2626 Union rules, Jackson. You haven't been here long enough for a promotion. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2627 Would everyone in the back row please come up front 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2628 Rumor has it that Jim talks to imaginary people in the office, so he brought in 7 of his colleagues to vouch for his sanity. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2629 For an extra $300,000,000 you can be moved up to Business Class. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2630 This is a vertically integrated company. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2631 They say the boss is farsighted 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2632 Its easy to work your way up in our organization. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2633 Although we brought in seven high profile candidates, I suspect most of them are really nobodies. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2634 I appreciate that you're fifteen minutes early. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2635 Welcome to the B & O Railroad 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2636 Are you as turned on as I am right now? 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2637 Very nice to meet you Mr President-elect. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2638 Congratulations on your promotion, Mr. K. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2639 I'm still filling my Cabinet. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2640 I thought I'd bypass the chain of command this time. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2641 No, I wanted the Single File. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2642 In this company, you have to work your way up to the front. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2643 I need my assistant to stay within shouting distance. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2644 Very impressive. What did you whisper to the person in front of you? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2645 Quite an impressive resume. With that said, what do you think you can bring to Northwest Airlines? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2646 Very well. Mother says you may move forward two chairs. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2647 You're not from around here are you boy. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2648 I have an issue with people getting too close to the seat of power. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2649 Welcome aboard the gravy train. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2650 We are a family-owned and patriotic company . My children and their spouses run the country on Tuesdays and Thursdays but they will be back tomorrow. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2651 What have you done to deserve a promotion? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2652 Last, but not least--make it to my desk without touching the floor, and the job is yours. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2653 I see the head hunters have picked off the top seven candidates. Well he can't be worse than the president elect. 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2654 I will say, you're a humble man. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2655 Since the merger I'm more of an armchair CEO. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2656 I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2657 Feng Shui? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2658 Our job-interview process is multilayered. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2659 You wanted to see me, Mr. Chairman? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2660 John is 8th in line to the top job, but he likes his chances for advancement. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2661 The last chair man of the bored. 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2662 Tell me all about yourself, young man. But don't get intimate. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2663 Well, Craswell, it looks like we're it for today's report on the firm's organizational reconfiguration progress. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2664 When you own an airline you’ll find that forms of coach and first class exists everywhere. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2665 Well, you're my last disappointment to be fired. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2666 Murphy, until you quit taking a back seat you'll never move ahead in your career with us. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2667 It's nice winning musical chairs but I preferred the job. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2668 We're looking for someone willing to take a risk. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2669 Murphy, you saved thousands in travel expenses by booking coach. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2670 I could have sworn that he said,"Simon says". 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2671 When I hired you, you told me you didn't take a backseat to anything! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2672 After your presentation, we can play choo-choo train. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2673 You'll need two 500-mile upgrade certificates to move closer to the front. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2674 The other seven candidates? They unwisely inquired about the company succession plan! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2675 Excellent! I've been looking for someone who can see far ahead. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2676 ...neXXXXXXXt? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2677 Sir, why don't we wait for the other Cabinet members to arrive before you share how else you're going to shake up the system. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2678 Actually, there is no formal chair-of-command here. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2679 And last, but not least, the National Model Train Association's Caboose Committee report. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2680 Your resume said arm chair quarterback but you seem more comfortable at full back. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2681 They refused my request for an upgrade. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2682 It's not purgatory, but now you know how it feels like to be a Democrat these days. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2683 And now for dessert. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2684 As the boss, I like to interview all the candidates, regardless of your position on the organizational chart. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2685 Move up a chair - I want you to listen carefully to this. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2686 Thanks for arriving early. We'll start the music as soon as the other 8 get here. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2687 I know you wanted to talk about your imaginary friend problem, but did you really need all those chairs for them? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2688 I'm sure you understand the necessity for assigned seating. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2689 Don't even think about moving up a chair until the music stops. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2690 If you want to speak truth to power, you need to move closer to it. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2691 Our company is in a bit of a recline. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2692 Now we're all here we may as well commence. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2693 Do YOU want to tell me my hands are small too? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2694 Farsighted... that's all 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2695 So...which one has the pea? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2696 Young man, I'm glad you know your place in the organization. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2697 Number Three 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
2698 I'll now meet with any Diamond Club members in attendance. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2699 Jim's first indication he was working in a very hierarchical organization. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2700 I did not envision a coach class-style meeting. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2701 In order to advance to Chair #1, you need to answer the following seven questions about contagious diseases. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2702 Sorry for the inconvenience, but Clint Eastwood is joining us. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2703 Franz, you are the last in line for my succession 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2704 Trust me, Russell, it is no picnic being Bored Man of the Chairs. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2705 I'm the chair man of the board. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2706 Let's just keep my selection of the new chairs between you and me. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2707 You've been a great employee, and an even greater audience. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2708 None of these no-shows means you get to jump the queue! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2709 We're hiring for seven positions which we will soon off-shore to Mexico. Sorry you didn't make the cut. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2710 Well, we are still looking for an Eighth Maid a Milking. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2711 Secretary Carson, this is Transportation. Housing is next door. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2712 Thank you all for coming. But should say right off the bat that we are only hiring seven invisible people today. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2713 Actually, no one ever sits in those chairs. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2714 I've decided to have you Head the Tail Committee 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2715 I'm counting on you to second my motion. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2716 Although this is a business, I expect first class employees. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2717 I admire your enthusiasm, but musical chairs doesn't start till 4:30. 1.2078 0.05944 77