Contest #549


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549


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-12-12
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-12-25 (estimated)
Number of captions 5789
Number of responses 475431
Number of participants 19293


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I admire your restraint. 1.9020 0.03402 551 205 195 151
1 Above all, we value restraint. 1.8633 0.03739 461 184 156 121
2 I admire your restraint. 1.7926 0.04218 352 154 117 81
3 OK. NOW we can discuss the election. 1.7723 0.04457 325 150 99 76
4 On casual Fridays, it's just handcuffs. 1.7695 0.04532 321 151 93 77
5 I see from your resume that you and I went to some of the same institutions. 1.7651 0.04593 315 150 89 76
6 I really admire your restraint 1.7352 0.04681 287 138 87 62
7 Your contract includes an escape clause. 1.7143 0.04798 266 130 82 54
8 Yes, actually you DO have to be crazy to work here. 1.7132 0.04755 265 128 85 52
9 Impressive resume. And you seem committed. 1.7121 0.04832 264 130 80 54
10 We expect all our employees to be committed. 1.6972 0.05128 251 132 63 56
11 I have some good news: We're letting you go. 1.6820 0.05098 239 124 67 48
12 Production is low of course but employee theft is down to zero. 1.6793 0.05138 237 124 65 48
13 I've still got my eye on that padded corner office. 1.6780 0.04795 236 114 84 38
14 We're really looking for someone who's committed. 1.6766 0.04999 235 119 73 43
15 Well, you did agree to binding arbitration. 1.6752 0.05055 234 120 70 44
16 Tell me about a difficult situation you've been in and what you did to get out of it. 1.6738 0.04964 233 117 75 41
17 So, no words per minute then? 1.6710 0.05003 231 117 73 41
18 That's five minutes without social media. Let's try for five more. 1.6667 0.05360 228 125 54 49
19 Well this is embarrassing. We wore the same outfit today. 1.6667 0.05176 228 120 64 44
20 The best part is that they never ask us to get coffee. 1.6667 0.04947 228 114 76 38
21 You're probably wondering how I called this meeting. 1.6652 0.05271 227 122 59 46
22 I'd have to be crazy to hire you. You can start on Monday 1.6601 0.05577 203 110 52 41
23 I'd help you, but my hands are tied. 1.6545 0.05612 220 127 42 51
24 Productivity may be down, but so are sexual harassment claims. 1.6495 0.05189 214 112 65 37
25 I can see you're committed. 1.6465 0.05215 215 114 63 38
26 I prefered the nicotine patches. 1.6415 0.05109 212 110 68 34
27 Can you describe a tough situation you dealt with in the past and how you managed to get out of it? 1.6415 0.05109 212 110 68 34
28 I could have sworn he said we needed to be "retrained." 1.6394 0.05278 208 111 61 36
29 Yes, you do have to be crazy to work here. 1.6359 0.05143 206 107 67 32
30 There's been too much finger pointing around here. 1.6341 0.05211 205 108 64 33
31 Can you type? 1.6341 0.05211 205 108 64 33
32 Tell me about a challenge you have faced and how you overcame it. 1.6324 0.05370 204 111 57 36
33 As you can see, our escape clause is a little trickier than most. 1.6287 0.05417 202 111 55 36
34 The first time through binding arbitration is always difficult. 1.6287 0.05326 202 109 59 34
35 On Casual Fridays we loosen our straps. 1.6250 0.05325 200 108 59 33
36 There's limited mobility in this company. 1.6250 0.05278 200 107 61 32
37 I appreciate your restraint. 1.6250 0.05084 200 103 69 28
38 Are you as committed as I am? 1.6212 0.05325 198 107 59 32
39 No, we don't do much outreach. 1.6193 0.05251 197 105 62 30
40 What's your exit strategy? 1.6193 0.05492 197 110 52 35
41 How is your typing? 1.6193 0.05151 197 103 66 28
42 When I look at you I see myself when I first started here. 1.6193 0.05348 197 107 58 32
43 I can see you're committed. 1.6173 0.05323 196 106 59 31
44 Are you willing to be committed for the next four years? 1.6173 0.05421 196 108 55 33
45 We don't really require hands-on experience. 1.6154 0.05297 195 105 60 30
46 OK. After our Thorazine shots, you can be boss. 1.6134 0.05469 194 108 53 33
47 Welcome to the new EPA. 1.6073 0.05740 191 112 42 37
48 So I see you're committed. 1.6053 0.05469 190 106 53 31
49 Casual Fridays I understood. Houdini Tuesdays, not so much. 1.6053 0.05314 190 103 59 28
50 I can't believe we wore the same outfit to work again! 1.6032 0.05285 189 102 60 27
51 On which medication do you see yoursef in five years? 1.6011 0.05570 188 107 49 32
52 How embarrassing. We've worn the same jacket. 1.6011 0.05570 188 107 49 32
53 It's just until they find who's been stealing office supplies. 1.5989 0.05333 187 102 58 27
54 Down the hall and to the left. Good luck. 1.5989 0.05596 187 107 48 32
55 I never realized that this is how binding arbitration works 1.5978 0.05564 184 104 50 30
56 You may find the office dress code somewhat restraining, but I've embraced it. 1.5978 0.05564 184 104 50 30
57 Actually you do have to be crazy to work here. 1.5956 0.05696 183 106 45 32
58 I thought they meant fiscal restraint too. 1.5956 0.05371 183 100 57 26
59 Turns out the asylum pretty much runs itself. 1.5956 0.05536 183 103 51 29
60 In retrospect, I think we should have opted for the patch. 1.5934 0.05829 182 108 40 34
61 I'm very impressed how prepared you are for this interview. 1.5934 0.05452 182 101 54 27
62 You know my door is always open. It'd be a real problem otherwise. 1.5912 0.05643 181 104 47 30
63 Unfortunately, there is no escape clause in your contract. 1.5912 0.05070 181 94 67 20
64 Blink twice if you'd like the job. 1.5889 0.05615 180 103 48 29
65 I can't believe we wore the same outfit today. 1.5889 0.05503 180 101 52 27
66 Can you tell me a little bit about yourselves? 1.5889 0.05885 180 108 38 34
67 Look, you knew when you signed the contract that disputes were subject to binding arbitration. 1.5889 0.05724 180 105 44 31
68 I'll just make a mental note of your complaint. 1.5889 0.05446 180 100 54 26
69 The job is yours if you're willing to dislocate. 1.5866 0.05860 179 107 39 33
70 I hit "reply all" once too many times. How about you? 1.5843 0.05440 178 99 54 25
71 You seem totally committed. We like that. 1.5843 0.05612 178 102 48 28
72 I recognize your concerns, but productivity is up 200 percent since we began physically enforcing our cell phone ban. 1.5843 0.05834 178 106 40 32
73 And coffee breaks are a no-no, but at lunchtime they do let us go bobbing for apples. 1.5843 0.05440 178 99 54 25
74 You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. 1.5843 0.05669 178 103 46 29
75 We've apparently been hit with a restraining order. 1.5819 0.05407 177 98 55 24
76 Frankly, you'd have to be crazy to take this job. 1.5819 0.05524 177 100 51 26
77 You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you. 1.5819 0.05582 177 101 49 27
78 So they're letting us run the asylum. Now what? 1.5795 0.05666 176 102 46 28
79 And of course, we loosen the straps on Casual Fridays. 1.5795 0.05609 176 101 48 27
80 Just what did you think ‘legal and binding’ meant? 1.5771 0.05397 175 97 55 23
81 Restraint is what we value most in our corporate culture. 1.5771 0.05336 175 96 57 22
82 I'll have to talk to the rest of the voices in this room, but I think you're perfect for this job. 1.5771 0.05636 175 101 47 27
83 If you can scratch my nose, the job is yours. 1.5747 0.05663 174 101 46 27
84 I can't believe we wore the same thing today. 1.5739 0.05784 176 105 41 30
85 I think you'll find the mental health benefits here are very comprehensive. 1.5723 0.05631 173 100 47 26
86 Try hitting escape. 1.5698 0.05412 172 96 54 22
87 I'm impressed. You clearly did your homework before the interview. 1.5698 0.05475 172 97 52 23
88 There, now we can talk about the election. 1.5698 0.05951 172 105 36 31
89 How did you put on your glasses? 1.5698 0.05777 172 102 42 28
90 Well, I'd be insane not to hire you. 1.5698 0.05598 172 99 48 25
91 First of all. I love your outfit. 1.5629 0.05475 167 94 52 21
92 You would also get your own padded corner office. 1.5629 0.05979 167 102 36 29
93 We loosen up a bit on Fridays 1.5629 0.05408 167 93 54 20
94 You would fit right in around here assuming you aren't already committed. 1.5629 0.05795 167 99 42 26
95 Other than these we have the same chance of succeeding here as men do. 1.5629 0.05857 167 100 40 27
96 Tell me about your personalities. 1.5621 0.05680 169 99 45 25
97 I know! And I get a seat on the subway every time! 1.5602 0.05886 166 100 39 27
98 And with OUR Weight Loss Program, you can eat anything you can get your hands on! 1.5576 0.05853 165 99 40 26
99 How is your typing? 1.5576 0.05660 165 96 46 23
100 Like they say: You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. 1.5549 0.05754 164 97 43 24
101 The job comes with certain limitations. 1.5549 0.05419 164 92 53 19
102 We don't do touchy-feely here. 1.5549 0.05350 164 91 55 18
103 This IS our healthcare plan. 1.5521 0.05650 163 95 46 22
104 Now all I need is a signature. 1.5521 0.05848 163 98 40 25
105 I like what you've done with your buckles. 1.5494 0.05679 162 95 45 22
106 In five years I can see myself in the corner padded office... 1.5494 0.05611 162 94 47 21
107 Second time this week we've worn the same outfit. 1.5466 0.05775 161 96 42 23
108 Sorry, there's no wiggle room with the dress code. 1.5437 0.05938 160 98 37 25
109 We searching for candidates who are truly committed. 1.5437 0.06133 160 101 31 28
110 We're a pretty restrained group here-I think you'll fit in. 1.5437 0.05455 160 91 51 18
111 Nail biter. You? 1.5437 0.05736 160 95 43 22
112 Look at it this way! The theft of office supplies is down to zero! 1.5409 0.05765 159 95 42 22
113 Call me crazy, but I think you'll fit in just fine around here. 1.5385 0.05561 156 90 48 18
114 Wouldn't you prefer non-binding arbitration? 1.5385 0.05851 156 94 40 22
115 This job doesn't offer much mobility. 1.5385 0.05921 156 95 38 23
116 It's only for the next four years. 1.5380 0.05931 158 97 37 24
117 We're letting you go. 1.5355 0.06022 155 96 35 24
118 I guess I can't point fingers. 1.5355 0.05513 155 89 49 17
119 You'll like it here. We pretty much run the place. 1.5355 0.05881 155 94 39 22
120 Are you able to work within constraints? 1.5355 0.05359 155 87 53 15
121 You'll be getting the corner office with no windows and padded walls. 1.5355 0.05663 155 91 45 19
122 " You'd think the glass ceiling would be adequate 1.5355 0.06091 155 97 33 25
123 The walls may be padded, but there's no glass ceiling. 1.5355 0.05589 155 90 47 18
124 Unfortunately, your hands-on experience won't be very useful in this position. 1.5350 0.05753 157 94 42 21
125 At least the finger pointing has finally stopped. 1.5325 0.05617 154 90 46 18
126 Usually we start new employees with card tricks, but I see you're ready for something more advanced. 1.5325 0.05911 154 94 38 22
127 I guess they don't want us adjusting the thermostat. 1.5294 0.05412 153 87 51 15
128 Consider yourself lucky if only your nose itches. 1.5294 0.06294 153 99 27 27
129 Yes, all of the cubicles are padded too. 1.5294 0.05569 153 89 47 17
130 Is this your idea of binding arbitration? 1.5263 0.05674 152 90 44 18
131 Wanna go for a drink and unwind? 1.5263 0.05973 152 94 36 22
132 Verbal skills are a major plus. 1.5263 0.05826 152 92 40 20
133 It's awkward that we're wearing the same jacket. 1.5263 0.05597 152 89 46 17
134 Voice recognition software, mostly. 1.5263 0.05674 152 90 44 18
135 Corporate really admires someone who's committed. 1.5263 0.06188 152 97 30 25
136 Actually you do have to be crazy to work here. 1.5263 0.06046 152 95 34 23
137 The job involves a lot of delegating. 1.5263 0.05900 152 93 38 21
138 So, tell us a little bit about yourselves. 1.5232 0.06221 151 97 29 25
139 Are you free tomorrow? 1.5200 0.05574 150 88 46 16
140 I did get your email, but I haven't been able to respond. 1.5200 0.05493 150 87 48 15
141 Well, I'm looking at the contract and it seems there's no escape clause. 1.5200 0.06110 150 95 32 23
142 I can't believe we both wore the same thing to work today. 1.5200 0.05732 150 90 42 18
143 If I hear "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps" just one more time.... 1.5168 0.06068 149 94 33 22
144 Your resume says you're insane. I like that. 1.5168 0.06360 149 98 25 26
145 Okay. Now I think we're ready to discuss the election. 1.5168 0.06216 149 96 29 24
146 'But the good news is that we have casual Fridays.' 1.5168 0.05683 149 89 43 17
147 I think we all agree this is uncomfortable, but theft of office supplies is down 97%. 1.5137 0.05770 146 88 41 17
148 Around here, there is none of that you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 1.5137 0.05931 146 90 37 19
149 Well, this is awkward. 1.5137 0.05931 146 90 37 19
150 Tell me a little about yourselves. 1.5135 0.05792 148 90 40 18
151 There's no glass ceiling here, Janice. In fact, no glass of any kind. 1.5103 0.05800 145 88 40 17
152 No, I'm still allowed to practice in Texas. 1.5103 0.06199 145 93 30 22
153 Which institution do you see yourself in five years from now? 1.5103 0.06121 145 92 32 21
154 No, that doesn't sound crazy at all. 1.5069 0.05830 144 88 39 17
155 If all goes well, I'll be getting a padded office. 1.5069 0.05746 144 87 41 16
156 Can you type? 1.5069 0.05913 144 89 37 18
157 Yes, productivity has taken a hit, but office-supply theft is WAY down. 1.5069 0.05661 144 86 43 15
158 This ‘binding arbitration’ is getting us nowhere. 1.5069 0.06154 144 92 31 21
159 I preferred Casual Fridays. 1.5069 0.05661 144 86 43 15
160 And management wonders why nothing gets done. 1.5069 0.06154 144 92 31 21
161 I'm not going to lie, bathroom breaks here are the worst. 1.5035 0.05861 143 88 38 17
162 You remind me of myself when I started here. 1.5035 0.05240 143 81 52 10
163 One last question, what would you say is your greatest limitation? 1.5035 0.05776 143 87 40 16
164 You're hired. And welcome to the White House. 1.5035 0.06026 143 90 34 19
165 Welcome to social media rehab. 1.5035 0.06345 143 94 26 23
166 We're very hands off here. 1.5035 0.06026 143 90 34 19
167 Answer my phone by the 4th ring and you have the job. 1.5035 0.06188 143 92 30 21
168 Well, I can tell you're bound and determined... 1.5035 0.05603 143 85 44 14
169 I preferred the glass ceiling. 1.5035 0.06188 143 92 30 21
170 Would I be correct in assuming your boss is also a control freak? 1.5035 0.05690 143 86 42 15
171 Why couldn't Mankoff just tell us employees can't enter the caption contest? 1.5000 0.06380 142 94 25 23
172 A person would have to be crazy to want to work here. You're hired. 1.5000 0.05632 142 85 43 14
173 Before we get into the serious stuff, let me ask, how did you get those glasses on? 1.5000 0.06075 144 92 32 20
174 And at twenty-five years, you get golden handcuffs 1.5000 0.06222 142 92 29 21
175 Nope. Still gay. 1.5000 0.06059 142 90 33 19
176 Around here, there's none of that 'I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine.' 1.5000 0.05892 142 88 37 17
177 On the up side, I've stopped biting my nails. 1.4965 0.06008 141 89 34 18
178 Sorry. I'm looking for someone with some hands-on experience. 1.4965 0.05570 141 84 44 13
179 Okay, I guess we both got a little crazy at the meeting. 1.4965 0.05660 141 85 42 14
180 I'm pleased to see you display the proper level of restraint. 1.4965 0.05837 141 87 38 16
181 I guess you DO have to be crazy to work here. 1.4965 0.06256 141 92 28 21
182 Our anti-texting campaign seems to be working. 1.4965 0.05570 141 84 44 13
183 Welcome to the EPA 1.4965 0.06336 141 93 26 22
184 Now we come to the part of the interview where we evaluate your problem solving ability. 1.4929 0.05779 140 86 39 15
185 I think you are exactly the person we are looking for. 1.4929 0.05598 140 84 43 13
186 May I speak freely? 1.4929 0.06124 140 90 31 19
187 I think our corporate culture will suit you. 1.4929 0.05779 140 86 39 15
188 We're really looking for people to be committed. 1.4929 0.05954 140 88 35 17
189 Yeah, it helped me quit smoking too. 1.4929 0.05867 140 87 37 16
190 Perhaps if I hit the escape key... 1.4929 0.05954 140 88 35 17
191 I thought he said he'd be "retraining " us today . 1.4929 0.05690 140 85 41 14
192 So we're running the asylum. Now what? 1.4929 0.06208 140 91 29 20
193 You're obviously perfectly suited for this position 1.4929 0.05598 140 84 43 13
194 We can still butt heads. 1.4929 0.05779 140 86 39 15
195 Only on Mondays. Tuesdays he likes to be spanked. 1.4929 0.06371 140 93 25 22
196 God, I can’t wait for casual Friday. 1.4929 0.06124 140 90 31 19
197 You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. 1.4929 0.05954 140 88 35 17
198 You seem like a perfect fit. 1.4929 0.05779 140 86 39 15
199 I thought we could both use a mental health day. 1.4929 0.06208 140 91 29 20
200 You have to be really committed to work here. 1.4892 0.05898 139 87 36 16
201 You'll be working with Congress. 1.4892 0.05986 139 88 34 17
202 I apologize for the inconvenience, Your Holiness. 1.4892 0.05627 139 84 42 13
203 I'm free Wednesday; what about you? 1.4891 0.05686 137 83 41 13
204 Are there any restrictions that come with the job? 1.4891 0.05872 137 85 37 15
205 Self-restraint is important in this job. 1.4891 0.05872 137 85 37 15
206 I'll say this--you know how to dress for an interview. 1.4891 0.05872 137 85 37 15
207 And we offer a very generous mental health plan! 1.4853 0.05903 136 85 36 15
208 You're hired. Welcome to The New Yorker. 1.4853 0.06763 136 95 16 25
209 ...and how are your typing skills? 1.4853 0.05810 136 84 38 14
210 We think you're a perfect fit for us. 1.4815 0.05648 135 82 41 12
211 I'm starting to think that "Ugly Sweater Day" was a better idea. 1.4815 0.05934 135 85 35 15
212 As you've probably surmised, the glass ceiling is going to be the least of your problems here. 1.4815 0.06207 135 88 29 18
213 Call me crazy, but I think you'll fit in very well here. 1.4815 0.05648 135 82 41 12
214 Tech support said we should just sit tight till they get here. 1.4815 0.05840 135 84 37 14
215 Doesn't every job have its constraints? 1.4815 0.05840 135 84 37 14
216 One other thing, this place is a madhouse. 1.4815 0.06383 135 90 25 20
217 Welcome to middle management. 1.4815 0.06118 135 87 31 17
218 And you can see this job requires no hands on experience. 1.4815 0.06118 135 87 31 17
219 Where do you see yourself in 5 minutes? 1.4815 0.06118 135 87 31 17
220 The asylum is running better since we've taken over. 1.4815 0.05840 135 84 37 14
221 Call me crazy, but I think you'll be a great fit for the position. 1.4776 0.05871 134 84 36 14
222 So would you say you're a straps half-loose or straps half-tight kind of person? 1.4776 0.06151 134 87 30 17
223 It seems like nobody ever lends a hand around here. 1.4776 0.05966 134 85 34 15
224 So, why do you want to work at Mad magazine? 1.4776 0.06059 134 86 32 16
225 It goes without saying, we'll be working insane hours. 1.4776 0.05775 134 83 38 13
226 What we really need is a typist. 1.4776 0.06059 134 86 32 16
227 It eliminates the bias of body language. 1.4776 0.05677 134 82 40 12
228 Tell me about a tough situation you found yourself in, and how you got out of it. 1.4776 0.06151 134 87 30 17
229 You do realize there are some restrictions that come with the position. 1.4776 0.05775 134 83 38 13
230 No, You're crazy. 1.4776 0.06419 134 90 24 20
231 Are you free for lunch? 1.4776 0.05871 134 84 36 14
232 I've got to hand it to you, but not just now. 1.4776 0.05966 134 85 34 15
233 I miss finger food. Is that crazy? 1.4776 0.05966 134 85 34 15
234 Sign here and the job is yours. 1.4776 0.06151 134 87 30 17
235 Unfortunately, we need to hire someone who has hands-on experience. 1.4737 0.06092 133 86 31 16
236 I keep mine on until they find someone else to make coffee. 1.4737 0.06092 133 86 31 16
237 Wow, you really did your research for this job interview. 1.4737 0.05805 133 83 37 13
238 On the plus side, we never get carpal tunnel. 1.4737 0.06092 133 86 31 16
239 If you get out in less than 10 seconds, the job is yours. 1.4737 0.05998 133 85 33 15
240 The company's smoking cessation program has really worked for me. You? 1.4737 0.05503 133 80 43 10
241 Haven't smoked in a week. And you? 1.4737 0.05706 133 82 39 12
242 Finally, we really are running the asylum. 1.4737 0.06455 133 90 23 20
243 The work here is more cerebral, less hands on. 1.4737 0.05805 133 83 37 13
244 We can't both be crazy, can we? 1.4697 0.06125 132 86 30 16
245 I'm tied up until noon, how about you? 1.4697 0.05735 132 82 38 12
246 Would you hit the escape key for me? 1.4697 0.05933 132 84 34 14
247 We both need to loosen up 1.4697 0.05835 132 83 36 13
248 You have to be crazy to work here. 1.4697 0.06402 132 89 24 19
249 Oh, it keeps me from hitting “reply all.” How about you? 1.4697 0.05735 132 82 38 12
250 We've taken binding arbitration to a new level. 1.4697 0.06030 132 85 32 15
251 Let's face it; we're both in a bind. 1.4697 0.05530 132 80 42 10
252 Loyalty and excellence are nice, but here, we're all about commitment. 1.4697 0.06030 132 85 32 15
253 In this economy, we're only able to offer our employees basic mental health coverage. 1.4697 0.06311 132 88 26 18
254 Call me crazy, but I think you'd be perfect for the job! 1.4697 0.05933 132 84 34 14
255 Karen, let's be honest, straitjacket Wednesdays isn't taking off like we thought it would. 1.4697 0.06219 132 87 28 17
256 At least my carpal tunnel has cleared up. 1.4697 0.05835 132 83 36 13
257 Butting heads is pretty much the only way to get things done around here. 1.4697 0.05735 132 82 38 12
258 You gotta be crazy to want this job. 1.4697 0.05933 132 84 34 14
259 Finally, we are running the asylum. 1.4656 0.06063 131 85 31 15
260 If anyone calls, we're tied up in a meeting. 1.4656 0.05765 131 82 37 12
261 I see you've done your research. 1.4656 0.06253 131 87 27 17
262 I knew you were the right person for the job the moment you walked through the door. 1.4656 0.05866 131 83 35 13
263 It's really not so bad, over at the EPA folks are blindfolded. 1.4656 0.06438 131 89 23 19
264 Call it a hunch, but you seem well suited for this company. 1.4656 0.06159 131 86 29 16
265 Tell me a little about yourselves. 1.4656 0.06159 131 86 29 16
266 So, I think we should consider inserting an escape clause at this point. 1.4656 0.05965 131 84 33 14
267 Don't worry, we're not concerned about hands-on experience. 1.4656 0.05662 131 81 39 11
268 Call me crazy, but I think you'd be perfect for the job! 1.4656 0.06063 131 85 31 15
269 We insist that our staff be fully committed. 1.4656 0.05765 131 82 37 12
270 I'm a nail-biter. What's your excuse? 1.4656 0.05765 131 82 37 12
271 I can already tell you're going to fit right in. 1.4656 0.05662 131 81 39 11
272 Yes, but in theory can you use Word and Excel? 1.4656 0.05662 131 81 39 11
273 Concerning your raise, Brenda- I realize you're in a bind, but as you can see, my hands are tied. 1.4656 0.06253 131 87 27 17
274 Tell me about a challenge or conflict you've faced at work, and how you dealt with it. 1.4651 0.06033 129 83 32 14
275 Not sure about productivity but it cuts down on snacking. 1.4651 0.05508 129 78 42 9
276 Our management style is very hands off. 1.4651 0.06033 129 83 32 14
277 Now you understand that this agreement is fully binding... 1.4651 0.05168 129 75 48 6
278 I've got great news -- I gotta let you go. 1.4651 0.06327 129 86 26 17
279 You're bound to be hired. 1.4651 0.06033 129 83 32 14
280 Sexual harassment is way down. I just didn't foresee the drop in productivity. 1.4651 0.06327 129 86 26 17
281 They take binding contracts to the next level here. 1.4615 0.06192 130 86 28 16
282 REALLY?! I happen to KNOW Wonder Woman, and she DOESN'T wear glasses." 1.4615 0.06382 130 88 24 18
283 You seem well suited for this position. 1.4615 0.06192 130 86 28 16
284 I don't think anyone really thought through "Silence of the Lambs" Friday. 1.4609 0.06553 128 88 21 19
285 Nice jacket. 1.4609 0.06458 128 87 23 18
286 You've got to be crazy to work here! 1.4609 0.06065 128 83 31 14
287 I understand now that the agreement was binding 1.4609 0.05645 128 79 39 10
288 And how much hands on experience do you have? 1.4609 0.06265 128 85 27 16
289 It’s the only way to restrain myself from replying to his tweets. And you? 1.4609 0.06265 128 85 27 16
290 We're really looking for someone who can show some restraint. 1.4609 0.05963 128 82 33 13
291 I love your jacket! 1.4609 0.06166 128 84 29 15
292 well, you've demonstrated proper restraint....I like that 1.4574 0.05720 129 81 37 11
293 I'm hoping to get out early today. 1.4567 0.06098 127 83 30 14
294 I like you, Karen. You remind me of myself at your age. 1.4567 0.05674 127 79 38 10
295 How fast can you type? 1.4567 0.06098 127 83 30 14
296 I told them we would be tied up all day 1.4567 0.06200 127 84 28 15
297 Remember, my padded door is always open. 1.4567 0.05995 127 82 32 13
298 Tell me, in which institution do you see yourself in five years? 1.4567 0.06098 127 83 30 14
299 I think it's safe to say we both got a little crazy in our last meeting. 1.4567 0.06098 127 83 30 14
300 Call me crazy, but it looks like you're finally dressing for the position you want. 1.4567 0.06495 127 87 22 18
301 You'll find we're not very touchy-feely here. 1.4567 0.06300 127 85 26 16
302 The thing is, no one's gonna hand you anything at this company. 1.4567 0.06200 127 84 28 15
303 Congratulations, we have to let you go. 1.4567 0.05890 127 81 34 12
304 Typing is tricky, but sexual harassment claims are down 90%. 1.4567 0.05995 127 82 32 13
305 Of course men only have to work 70% as hard to escape. 1.4524 0.06335 126 85 25 16
306 That about wraps it up today 1.4524 0.05921 126 81 33 12
307 I see we go to the same therapist. 1.4524 0.06027 126 82 31 13
308 Five? Very impressive. Most of us here can only hammer out three words per minute. 1.4524 0.06027 126 82 31 13
309 We could use another pair of hands around here. 1.4524 0.05813 126 80 35 11
310 Don't you just hate being tied up in meetings all day? 1.4524 0.06234 126 84 27 15
311 You don't have to be crazy to work here but it . . . oh wait, you do. 1.4524 0.06234 126 84 27 15
312 Call me crazy, but I think you'd be just right for our organization. 1.4524 0.06132 126 83 29 14
313 You remind me of me when I was your age. 1.4524 0.06335 126 85 25 16
314 We believe in a hands off approach. 1.4524 0.05921 126 81 33 12
315 Quite impressive how you studied our corporate culture. 1.4524 0.05702 126 79 37 10
316 Nice jacket. 1.4524 0.05921 126 81 33 12
317 Where'd you get your jacket? 1.4524 0.06234 126 84 27 15
318 You don't need to be crazy to work here, but it helps. 1.4524 0.05813 126 80 35 11
319 OK, now that we can't text, let's talk. 1.4513 0.06651 113 76 23 14
320 Remember when it was just the glass ceiling? 1.4480 0.06269 125 84 26 15
321 We'd be sane not to hire you. 1.4480 0.06059 125 82 30 13
322 We've found that the jackets force us to solve problems rather than point fingers. 1.4480 0.05952 125 81 32 12
323 This job requires commitment. 1.4480 0.05731 125 79 36 10
324 Is this going to happen to all of the journalists or just those in New York? 1.4480 0.06371 125 85 24 16
325 I said you'd have to be crazy to take this job. 1.4480 0.06269 125 84 26 15
326 Let's talk; I'm on a texting restraint order too. 1.4480 0.06165 125 83 28 14
327 You get out first, and the job is yours. 1.4444 0.06126 126 84 28 14
328 If you can escape before I do you're hired. 1.4435 0.06092 124 82 29 13
329 The company enforces a very strict No Texting policy. 1.4435 0.05645 124 78 37 9
330 Sorry to keep you waiting. It's a real madhouse in here. 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
331 It can get crazy around here. I think you'll fit right in. 1.4435 0.05645 124 78 37 9
332 Unfortunately, we were looking to fill the position with someone a bit more psychotic. 1.4435 0.06199 124 83 27 14
333 You've gotta be crazy to want to work here. 1.4435 0.05873 124 80 33 11
334 You remind me of myself when I was your age. 1.4435 0.05528 124 77 39 8
335 You have to be crazy to work here. 1.4435 0.05873 124 80 33 11
336 You could have told me you were going to wear this today. 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
337 What Cabinet position did you get? 1.4435 0.06407 124 85 23 16
338 I'm sure you're aware the contract will be binding. 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
339 I'm sorry but we're looking for more diversity 1.4426 0.06054 122 80 30 12
340 We find it helps with employee retention. 1.4426 0.05588 122 76 38 8
341 Today's been crazy for me, too. 1.4426 0.05826 122 78 34 10
342 Can I get you anything -- coffee, lithium? 1.4426 0.06054 122 80 30 12
343 So let me explain our new Twitter policy. 1.4426 0.06165 122 81 28 13
344 Guys love it. I'm not sure why. 1.4426 0.06273 122 82 26 14
345 I think you're a good fit. 1.4426 0.06273 122 82 26 14
346 In my last job, I was chained to the desk 1.4426 0.05941 122 79 32 11
347 You'll have the corner office with the padded walls. 1.4426 0.05941 122 79 32 11
348 It looks like we have a binding agreement. 1.4426 0.05941 122 79 32 11
349 What do you see yourself escaping from in five years? 1.4426 0.06273 122 82 26 14
350 You seem perfectly well-suited for the position. 1.4426 0.05826 122 78 34 10
351 Unfortunately, we do not provide mental health leave. However, our cubicles are padded. 1.4380 0.06198 121 81 27 13
352 Some employees are complaining that our dress code is too restrictive. 1.4380 0.05737 121 77 35 9
353 I can't wait for casual friday 1.4380 0.06417 121 83 23 15
354 I like your can't-do attitude. 1.4380 0.06198 121 81 27 13
355 You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.4380 0.06417 121 83 23 15
356 Sorry, but we are looking for someone with actual hands-on experience. 1.4380 0.05491 121 75 39 7
357 Mike Pence says if we wear these we will start liking boys 1.4380 0.06523 121 84 21 16
358 Your Restraint is admirable. 1.4380 0.06308 121 82 25 14
359 On a brighter note - there are bidets in all of the bathrooms 1.4380 0.06086 121 80 29 12
360 I don't see restraints just opportunity. 1.4380 0.05856 121 78 33 10
361 Mr. Houdini will see you now. 1.4348 0.06067 115 75 30 10
362 The job does come with certain constraints. 1.4344 0.05818 122 79 33 10
363 You'll learn after a few days with Team Trump a straight jacket will feel so comforting. 1.4333 0.06453 120 83 22 15
364 I need you to be more hands on. 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
365 If you're happy and you know it ... 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
366 Decaf, black, and with a straw. 1.4333 0.06344 120 82 24 14
367 How many words can you type per minute? 1.4333 0.05643 120 76 36 8
368 We're looking for someone with more hands on experience. 1.4333 0.06232 120 81 26 13
369 Before Houdini Enterprises hires you, there is one more final test. 1.4333 0.06561 120 84 20 16
370 Well, I think that just about wraps things up. 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
371 Make no mistake: You have to be crazy to work here. 1.4333 0.06561 120 84 20 16
372 There's something strange about this company, but I just can't put my finger on it. 1.4333 0.05765 120 77 34 9
373 ...And while smoking is restricted to the parking lot, you can shriek and howl anywhere you like. 1.4333 0.05765 120 77 34 9
374 I've stopped smoking and lost 20 pounds. 1.4333 0.06232 120 81 26 13
375 It's a crazy place to work, but I think you'll fit right in. 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
376 The problem with our department is the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing. 1.4333 0.05886 120 78 32 10
377 What's holding you back? 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
378 There are no back stabbers here, but watch out for head butts. 1.4333 0.05765 120 77 34 9
379 I see that you already know about our dress code. 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
380 On the other hand, you'll appreciate Casual Fridays so much more. 1.4286 0.05670 119 76 35 8
381 You'll notice all our electronic devices around here are hands free. 1.4286 0.06267 119 81 25 13
382 I'm told it's so we don't cut ourselves on the glass ceiling. 1.4286 0.06490 119 83 21 15
383 Wish I could help you but my hands are tied. 1.4286 0.06490 119 83 21 15
384 I think you're going to fit right in to the corporate culture. 1.4286 0.06152 119 80 27 12
385 Describe something you struggle with at work and show me how you deal with it. 1.4286 0.06267 119 81 25 13
386 I wish I could, but my hands are tied." 1.4286 0.06490 119 83 21 15
387 And what makes you think you'd be happy here? 1.4286 0.06035 119 79 29 11
388 So, you find our dress code too restricting... 1.4286 0.06267 119 81 25 13
389 As you know, we take binding contracts very seriously here. 1.4286 0.06152 119 80 27 12
390 I see you take a hand-off approach to management, too. 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
391 I must admit I admire your self-restraint. 1.4286 0.05794 119 77 33 9
392 It's just until IT finishes updating the internet filter. 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
393 So, what attracted you to this company? 1.4286 0.05794 119 77 33 9
394 But at least we get to run the place. 1.4286 0.06035 119 79 29 11
395 I can empathize with your circumstance, but, I'm looking for someone to answer my phone. 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
396 I know exactly how you feel. 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
397 It's not bad here, we do have unrestrained Friday's 1.4286 0.06267 119 81 25 13
398 Sorry to keep you waiting, it's been crazy around here lately. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
399 I'm running out of wiggle room here. 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
400 You can't quit. Our contracts are binding. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
401 Why do you think you are a good fit for our company? 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
402 Everybody's going to submit a caption about us being tied up in a meeting. 1.4237 0.06745 118 85 16 17
403 Pick your poison: institutionally marginalized or marginally institutionalized. 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
404 I think it's great that we're both showing much more restraint. 1.4237 0.05302 118 73 40 5
405 The job is dreadful, but the benefits are insane. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
406 Don't worry, you'll fit right in. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
407 I preferred the golden handcuffs. 1.4237 0.05697 118 76 34 8
408 It all started making a lot more sense once we realised that you DO need to be crazy to work here. 1.4237 0.05697 118 76 34 8
409 You have to be crazy to work here. You’re hired. 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
410 Welcome to the White House 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
411 I'm really looking forward to casual Friday. 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
412 Your behavior has put us both in a difficult position. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
413 I'd love to go to lunch with you but it looks like I'll be tied up the rest of the day. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
414 We are deeply committed to a hands-off management style. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
415 You must be crazy to work here. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
416 There's no question that we are both in a bind here. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
417 Where did you used to hope to be in five years? 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
418 This place is a madhouse. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
419 Jeanie, we are so pleased to offer you a position with the EPA. 1.4237 0.06527 118 83 20 15
420 We can do it. We CAN go 24 hours without texting. 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
421 I see you are familiar with our dress code. 1.4237 0.05697 118 76 34 8
422 The irony of this situation does not escape me. 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
423 Shouldn't you be writing this down? 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
424 The corporate culture here is stifling. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
425 What type of hospital do you see yourself in in five years? 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
426 Sometimes it gets a little crazy around here 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
427 What makes you think you'll be a good fit? 1.4237 0.05697 118 76 34 8
428 He said not until we come up with an idea. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
429 As you know, when it comes to running the asylum, we think it's important to promote from within. 1.4237 0.05697 118 76 34 8
430 I think you'll fit right in here. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
431 Nordstrom Rack. Where did you get yours? 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
432 I see you've dressed for the job you want. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
433 I think you may be perfect for this position. 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
434 Siri, google "escape from straight jacket." 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
435 Why no, you don't have to be crazy to work here. 1.4237 0.06527 118 83 20 15
436 So, I was actually hoping to hire an assistant who would be able to...you know...assist. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
437 obviously 'you scratch my back, I scratch yours' isn't going to work here. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
438 It's not binding until you sign. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
439 I think we've tied up all the loose ends. 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
440 Who did your buckles? 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
441 So why should we grant you asylum? 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
442 Welcome to your first meeting of Masturbators Anonymous. 1.4237 0.06852 118 86 14 18
443 If I were you, and I think I am. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
444 Your clearly qualified, but I need to know you'll be committed. 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
445 The flip side is we won't ever ask you to sign anything. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
446 Nail biting. What about you? 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
447 I have a feeling you're going to fit right in here. 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
448 I think you're going to fit in very well here. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
449 Personally, I think you're very well-suited for this job. 1.4237 0.05697 118 76 34 8
450 This is why I suggested the NON-binding arbitration. 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
451 I love your jacket! 1.4188 0.05852 117 77 31 9
452 That's very interesting; I find myself in a similar situation. 1.4188 0.05725 117 76 33 8
453 So, I gather that you're OK with our hands-off policy? 1.4188 0.05725 117 76 33 8
454 How can I help you? 1.4188 0.06564 117 83 19 15
455 Something tells me you're a good fit for this position. 1.4188 0.05595 117 75 35 7
456 I see that you are already acquainted with our dress policy. 1.4188 0.06218 117 80 25 12
457 Sorry, but nobody here has an escape clause in their employment contract. 1.4188 0.06099 117 79 27 11
458 Yes, they've definitely put us in charge, but I think there's a catch. 1.4188 0.06336 117 81 23 13
459 You seem to be a perfect candidate to replace me. 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
460 Are you free Tuesdays? 1.4174 0.06416 115 80 22 13
461 We have to shake the image that the inmates are running the asylum. 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
462 'You scratch my back, I scratch yours' doesn't work here. 1.4174 0.05921 115 76 30 9
463 Let's just agree to shake on it later. 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
464 Now maybe we can have this conversation without checking our phones. 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
465 Are those boots slip-ons? 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
466 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 1.4174 0.06985 115 85 12 18
467 Welcome to cellphone addicts anonymous. 1.4174 0.06534 115 81 20 14
468 Looks like were both tied up today. Shall we reschedule? 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
469 Well, I think we're all wrapped up here. 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
470 I LOVE yours.Where did you get it? 1.4174 0.05921 115 76 30 9
471 In hindsight, well yes, we should have both moved to Canada. 1.4174 0.06416 115 80 22 13
472 I'd like to help you but my hands are tied. 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
473 But what I miss most is retweeting delusional nonsense and brushing my hair. 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
474 The small print in these binding contracts are no joke. 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
475 It's important to dress for the job you want, not the job that you have. 1.4174 0.06763 115 83 16 16
476 Does my hair make me look crazy? 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
477 No twitter Tuesday is so liberating. 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
478 Says here you type 100 words per minute? 1.4174 0.05921 115 76 30 9
479 As you can see, we have a no-texting policy at the office. 1.4174 0.06534 115 81 20 14
480 Yes, you do have to be crazy to work here. 1.4174 0.06416 115 80 22 13
481 Look, I can see you're in a real bind here, but my hands are completely tied. 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
482 Can you type with your nose? 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
483 Obviously you've researched our institutional culture . . . 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
484 You're hired. Let's nod on it. 1.4174 0.05521 115 73 36 6
485 I think you'd fit in well here. 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
486 Welcome to middle management. 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
487 Do you have any hands-on experience? 1.4159 0.06376 113 78 23 12
488 Something about my job feels stifling, but I can't put my finger on it. 1.4153 0.06292 118 82 23 13
489 My door is always open. 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
490 We only do verbal contracts. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
491 It gets a little crazy around here. 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
492 They looked great in the catalog, didn't they? 1.4123 0.05819 114 75 31 8
493 I love your outfit. 1.4123 0.05684 114 74 33 7
494 If I could only reach the escape key!!! 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
495 I see the bind you're in, but my hands are tied. 1.4123 0.06571 114 81 19 14
496 I understand you have an issue with the company dress code. 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
497 You do have to be crazy to work here - but it doesn't help. 1.4123 0.06452 114 80 21 13
498 Why didn't you tell me you were going to wear that jacket today? 1.4123 0.06452 114 80 21 13
499 I find it keeps me from replying all. 1.4123 0.05546 114 73 35 6
500 Where do I see myself in ten years? Here. 1.4123 0.06571 114 81 19 14
501 Welcome aboard. Working here, you're limited only by your imagination. Well, that and the straitjacket. 1.4123 0.06571 114 81 19 14
502 So you watch Fox News too? 1.4123 0.06452 114 80 21 13
503 This should eliminate body language issues. 1.4123 0.06452 114 80 21 13
504 Can we be strait with each other? 1.4123 0.06452 114 80 21 13
505 We wore the same jacket! Awkward! 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
506 This is nothing compared to the red tape. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
507 you'd have to be nuts to work here. 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
508 Now that you are comfortable Judy, I want to inform you that your husband and I are romantically involved. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
509 Your success here is limited only by your imagination. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
510 Where do you see yourself in five minutes? 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
511 Can I get you anything? 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
512 You met all the job requirements but failed the typing test. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
513 Yes, the hours are insane. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
514 So, what do you know about running an asylum? 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
515 The dress code is strict, but we loosen things up on Fridays. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
516 If you can get past the downside, ours is the most effective weight loss program in the industry. 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
517 Perhaps we've gone too far on our sexual harassment policy. 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
518 Let's start by signing those release forms, shall we? 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
519 I see a lot of myself in you. 1.4123 0.05684 114 74 33 7
520 For once, I do know how you feel. 1.4123 0.05819 114 75 31 8
521 Okay, I'll be the first to admit that our last meeting didn't go very well. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
522 Siri, could you bring us two iced lattes, with straws. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
523 When I see you, I see myself 15 years ago... 1.4123 0.06688 114 82 17 15
524 So we're running the asylum. Now what? 1.4123 0.06452 114 80 21 13
525 You'll fit in well, here. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
526 This job requires someone with initiative and, most importantly, flexibility. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
527 So, tell me why you feel constrained by the dress code here. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
528 HR is pretty strict about hugs. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
529 Your resume said 'creative problem solver'... 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
530 When you hired me, I said I could do the job with ONE arm tied behind my back. 1.4123 0.05546 114 73 35 6
531 ...and within a few years, I was running the asylum. 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
532 Welcome to the new Republican health insurance market. 1.4071 0.06609 113 81 18 14
533 I think we've bonded enough for today. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
534 Jackets may be worn untied on Casual Fridays. 1.4071 0.06365 113 79 22 12
535 Well to be honest we were looking for someone who could work the coffee maker for us. 1.4071 0.06609 113 81 18 14
536 We need to think through our bathroom break. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
537 "I'm three weeks without e-mailing or texting. How about you?' 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
538 You escape before I do, you get the job. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
539 I’ve tried to tell you – there is very little room for mobility in this company. 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
540 This is certainly one way of keeping us off Twitter. 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
541 Are you sure you won’t mind being confined to a desk job? 1.4071 0.05571 113 73 34 6
542 I was out in public wearing a fringed poncho. You? 1.4071 0.06365 113 79 22 12
543 No, there's no glass ceiling. But there are some other challenges. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
544 Of course your cubicle will be a padded cell. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
545 Obviously, we're paperless here. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
546 Well, you do seem committed to work here. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
547 You gotta be Houdini to get any work done around here. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
548 So much for the right to bare arms in the office. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
549 I knew if you came in we could wrap this up ourselves. 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
550 Great resume Ms. Perkins, but I'm really looking for someone who can type. 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
551 Something tells me you’re going to fit right in here. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
552 Why is it men never know what clothes to buy for women? 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
553 They ran out of red tape. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
554 Yes, the inmates are running the asylum. 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
555 The first thing you want to do is install voice recognition 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
556 Your biggest challenge here will be the ladies room. 1.4071 0.05571 113 73 34 6
557 That about wraps it up. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
558 'Fortunately you DO have to be crazy to work here.' 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
559 I'm concerned that you may no longer be crazy enough to work here. 1.4071 0.06365 113 79 22 12
560 I need you to cover while I escape for a few days. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
561 My friends said I'd be crazy to take this job, but I think I'd be perfect! 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
562 I know exactly how you feel. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
563 Well, it does keep us from pulling our hair out. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
564 Goodbye, keyboard. Hello, voice recognition. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
565 Am I crazy, or have we met before? 1.4071 0.06609 113 81 18 14
566 Most importantly, you've nailed the company culture. 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
567 Where do you hallucinate yourself being in five years? 1.4071 0.06609 113 81 18 14
568 I'm not OK--You're not OK. 1.4071 0.06609 113 81 18 14
569 Yes, we have noted a drop in productivity since the new dress code was introduced. Why do you ask? 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
570 No...surprisingly the greatest problem is the congratulatory head butt. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
571 The boss was right. We're making 100% fewer mistakes. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
572 I'd love to help, but I'm in a bit of a bind myself. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
573 Well Jane looks like our hands are tied on this one. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
574 I think I preferred Casual Fridays. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
575 This may sound crazy .... 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
576 I miss the pantsuits. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
577 Looks like you'll fit right in here. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
578 Raise your hand if you have any questions. 1.4018 0.06524 112 80 19 13
579 It makes you nostalgic for the good old days of gag orders. 1.4018 0.06400 112 79 21 12
580 Before I hire you, I have to know if you're as committed to this place as we all are. 1.4018 0.06400 112 79 21 12
581 Welcome to Tweeters Anonymous. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
582 Sounds good! At my last job I had to work with one hand tied behind my back. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
583 Yes, the company dress code seems a bit restrictive to me too. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
584 It's keeping us off facebook but I'm not convinced it will help with productivity 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
585 I'd love to help but I'm afraid my hands are tied. 1.4018 0.06400 112 79 21 12
586 All I said was, 'I'm with her.' 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
587 Sorry, but I'm a hands-off executive and need a hands-on manager for this position. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
588 Don't worry, I'll just take mental notes. 1.4018 0.05737 112 74 31 7
589 Yes, the pay is equal, but the guys don't have a dress code. 1.4018 0.05737 112 74 31 7
590 I've found I can do this job with both hands tied in front of my back. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
591 Luckily, we can ask Siri. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
592 Everyone told me I should dress for the job I want. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
593 You have to be a little crazy to want this job. 1.4018 0.05737 112 74 31 7
594 How fast can you type? 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
595 Vera Wang - And Yours? 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
596 Sorry but we're looking for a hands-on person. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
597 I'm sorry, my hands are tied. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
598 Yes, no problem. Zero words per minute is perfectly fine with us. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
599 What makes you think you're well suited for this position? 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
600 I like to help you out. Unfortunately, my hands are tied too. 1.4018 0.06524 112 80 19 13
601 They got to me before I could put my eyebrows on. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
602 How many words per minute can you peck? 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
603 This job requires commitment. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
604 You would be crazy to want this job. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
605 I’m tied up this week, how about next week? 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
606 You look like management material. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
607 I'd love to give you a raise, but my hands are tied. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
608 I think you'd be a perfect fit. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
609 Ok. Now, sell me that pen. 1.4018 0.06766 112 82 15 15
610 So, as you know, the inmates have taken over the asylum. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
611 The question to ask yourself is, are you crazy enough to work here? 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
612 On a positive note, incidents of workplace violence have dropped significantly this year. 1.4018 0.05595 112 73 33 6
613 You're either mocking me or you're over qualified. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
614 My door is always open. 1.4018 0.06400 112 79 21 12
615 Our corporate anti-theft program has been very successful. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
616 It's been a crazy week. 1.4018 0.05595 112 73 33 6
617 I can see you're in a bind but my hands are tied. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
618 We only wear them on days there are donuts in the conference room. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
619 Well I think you'll fit right in. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
620 The Help Desk suggested I try hitting the 'escape' key. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
621 I understand your position. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
622 From what I see, you'll fit in well here. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
623 Your resume is impressive and you would certainly fit right in around here, but we desperately need to hire someone who can type. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
624 Yes, I see that we are in a similar bind. 1.4018 0.06400 112 79 21 12
625 I'm tied up today. Are you free tomorrow? 1.4018 0.06400 112 79 21 12
626 The good news? We've broken the glass ceiling. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
627 I hope you will excuse me for not offering you coffee. 1.4018 0.05595 112 73 33 6
628 On Casual Fridays, we lose the ties. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
629 Let me give it to you strait 1.4018 0.06524 112 80 19 13
630 Do you have casual Fridays? 1.4018 0.05595 112 73 33 6
631 We were bound to meet. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
632 They meant fiscal not physical constraint. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
633 What makes you think that you are a good fit for us? 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
634 Didn't they tell you that the job came with some constraints? 1.4018 0.05595 112 73 33 6
635 Dd you tell them we'll be late because we're tied up at the office? 1.3982 0.06227 113 79 23 11
636 Unfortunately, we have to let you go. 1.3964 0.06306 111 78 22 11
637 Psychotic Tuesday's just doesn't have the cache as Casual Friday. 1.3964 0.06435 111 79 20 12
638 How about after work we grab a little Thorazine? 1.3964 0.06435 111 79 20 12
639 I understand that you're in a bind but my hands are tied. 1.3964 0.06561 111 80 18 13
640 Ok, now we can talk about the election. 1.3964 0.06561 111 80 18 13
641 It seems like you'd be a good fit here. 1.3964 0.06175 111 77 24 10
642 Call me crazy, but I think you're perfect for this job! 1.3964 0.05763 111 74 30 7
643 We may be running the asylum now, but we're not abandoning all protocol. 1.3964 0.06806 111 82 14 15
644 I think you'll fit right in here. 1.3964 0.06306 111 78 22 11
645 I see you’re dealing with some post-election issues as well. 1.3964 0.06685 111 81 16 14
646 Apparently letting us run the asylum will cut down on the overhead 1.3964 0.06306 111 78 22 11
647 I'd like to help. But our hands are tied. 1.3964 0.06175 111 77 24 10
648 It really is the best way to keep from looking at your phone. 1.3964 0.06306 111 78 22 11
649 Our dress code is very strict but I think you'll fit in just fine 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
650 So what made you decide you wanted to be a fact-checker for Breitbart? 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
651 You heard right. You do have to be crazy to work here. 1.3945 0.06649 109 79 17 13
652 yes my nose is itchy too 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
653 I think you have what it takes to work here. 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
654 You're committed, we like that in our staff. 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
655 Pills, gum, and the patch didn't work. This better work! 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
656 Company benefits include two 15 minute medication breaks per day 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
657 So tell me, why do you feel you'd be a good fit for this position? 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
658 Business is crazy right now. When can you start? 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
659 These touch screens drive me nuts too. 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
660 Hands-on experience is overrated. 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
661 So...this is going to sound crazy. 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
662 No vacation days, but I can give you a corner cell. 1.3945 0.06649 109 79 17 13
663 Why does it seem like we are always tied up in meetings? 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
664 …as if the glass ceiling isn't enough. 1.3889 0.06941 108 81 12 15
665 ...so naturally, when I heard that the lunatics had taken over the asylum, it seemed like the perfect opportunity. 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
666 You have to admit, it solved our texting problems. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
667 So I guess we're not going to shake on it. 1.3889 0.05398 108 70 34 4
668 This is embarrassing. You should have called me and told me what you were going to wear today. 1.3889 0.06556 108 78 18 12
669 Crazy? At this company we like crazy. 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
670 You're not the first person to complain about the uniform. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
671 My initial impression is that you will fit in just fine here. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
672 If you scratch my nose, you're hired. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
673 I think you’re going to fit right in here. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
674 Let's talk a little more about your experience running an asylum. 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
675 Coffee? 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
676 Kudos to us for our mutual restraint. 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
677 Actually, I can empathize with your being late. I have been tied up myself this morning. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
678 While the position lacks wiggle room, it makes up for it through an added sense of security. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
679 The key to this position is restraint. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
680 The good news is that all our computers accept voice commands. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
681 I think you will fit in here nicely. 1.3889 0.05398 108 70 34 4
682 We're bound to succeed. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
683 We promote from within the asylum. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
684 I knew you would fit into our organization the moment I saw you walk in. 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
685 You say you can type two words per minute. 1.3889 0.05556 108 71 32 5
686 I think you will fit right in. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
687 We believe our workers will be more productive if they can't text or tweet. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
688 Thank God for Siri! 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
689 How weird, my nose stops itching the minute I take mine off, too! 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
690 Well, I've always said "dress for the job you want"... 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
691 I see you've done your research on the company climate. You'll fit in well here. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
692 Looks like someone is dressing for the job she wants. 1.3889 0.06556 108 78 18 12
693 Now that we're running the asylum, we'd be crazy to abandon all protocol. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
694 I'm tied up on Tuesday as well. Does Wednesday work for you? 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
695 You can have the job if you can scratch my nose. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
696 welcome to the team. I'll show you to your padded office. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
697 Is your nose itchy too? 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
698 I'm not just the owner, I'm also a client. 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
699 No, YOURS is a strait jacket, mine is a deluxe kimono with hand warming pouch. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
700 I can't help you... My hands are tied as well. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
701 We'd be sane not to hire you. 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
702 I think you would make a good fit here. 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
703 I pride myself on being a hands-off manager 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
704 I'm happy to see you are finally following the dress code, but now I'm receiving complaints about your attitude. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
705 I will be so glad when this goes out of style. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
706 So what makes you think you're qualified for this position? 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
707 It seems like you'll fit right in. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
708 You seem like a good fit for our organization. 1.3832 0.05418 107 70 33 4
709 It's exhilarating being off-med. 1.3832 0.06592 107 78 17 12
710 I'm thinking about having our department be a little more hands-on. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
711 I'm sorry, Linda. New White House Press Corp policy. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
712 I see your bind, but my hands are tied. 1.3832 0.06725 107 79 15 13
713 We think you're management material. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
714 I've cut down on my texting. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
715 Yes, it does gets a little crazy here sometimes, but I think you'll fit right in. 1.3832 0.06592 107 78 17 12
716 So, what makes you think you're a perfect fit for this position? 1.3832 0.05578 107 71 31 5
717 I'm afraid our hands are tied 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
718 I have to pee. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
719 You don't have to be crazy to be work here but... 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
720 Why yes, we do have an office dress code. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
721 I'll just send that one to voicemail 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
722 Okay, you're hired. I like your style. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
723 Oh don't worry. It's just until they get that crack in the glass ceiling repaired. 1.3832 0.06592 107 78 17 12
724 Admittedly, it is keeping us off Facebook during business hours. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
725 I think you’re going to fit right in here. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
726 I didn't think 2016 could get any worse. 1.3832 0.06592 107 78 17 12
727 How do you keep your hair so neat? 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
728 I know how you feel. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
729 I appreciate that we both share a high level of self-restraint 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
730 Hey! Same shirt! 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
731 Is that your phone or mine? 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
732 First the glass ceiling now this. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
733 First the glass ceiling now this. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
734 It's so we don't cut ourselves on the glass ceiling. 1.3832 0.06855 107 80 13 14
735 We gotta be crazy to work here. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
736 I preferred the glass ceiling. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
737 As you can see, things are just crazy here at the moment. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
738 On top of all this, I am tongue-tied. 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
739 We've narrowed it down to you and Hannibal Lector. 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
740 The real challenge is that they want it in writing. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
741 I need you to be more hands on. 1.3832 0.06592 107 78 17 12
742 So... it says here that you have experience in compliance. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
743 HR really cracked down on social media in the workplace. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
744 Restraint appears to be your strong suit. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
745 We're going to have to let you go. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
746 I thought the suggestion box was anonymous. 1.3832 0.06592 107 78 17 12
747 I told you this job would make you crazy. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
748 The bind leading the bind. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
749 Yes, you must be crazy to work here 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
750 You’re bound to get promoted. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
751 It's only for the next four years. 1.3796 0.06270 108 77 21 10
752 Men just don't understand what we have to go through every day to look like this. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
753 Hi, Siri. Find Houdini straight jacket escape instructions. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
754 I would say my management style is a little more hands off. 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
755 Your move. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
756 I tried to adjust the thermostat too. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
757 Welcome to the Trump transition team! 1.3774 0.06492 106 77 18 11
758 I like your style. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
759 I think it is time we loosen up. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
760 I'm sure you will fit in here. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
761 Well, you certainly appear qualified for a job here. 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
762 We have a hands-off management style. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
763 It's not the glass ceiling that bothers me so much. 1.3774 0.06492 106 77 18 11
764 It's not as uncomfortable as an underwire bra! 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
765 It's just through the inauguration. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
766 At least we only clicked on recipes. You should see what they did to Trina for downloading porn. 1.3774 0.06763 106 79 14 13
767 To answer your question, Ms. Lopez, you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it does help. 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
768 ``Remember when the EPA was a fun place to work?'' 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
769 I'm wish there was another option, but my hands are tied too. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
770 I'd like to help you, but as you can see, my only possible response is a tired cliche. 1.3774 0.07024 106 81 10 15
771 It seems we're in a bind. 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
772 "I'll understand if you need some time to respond". 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
773 This is standard procedure for all exit interviews. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
774 Our business depends on strong verbal skills. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
775 If you escape first, the job is yours. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
776 And you had to ask for a binding agreement. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
777 Unfortunately, we cannot offer any lateral mobility. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
778 You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
779 I'm pretty sure the therapist suggested bonding, not bondage, Mom. 1.3774 0.06492 106 77 18 11
780 I think you'll fit right in around here. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
781 Well, one of us is going to have to change. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
782 What unique skills can you bring to Houdini, Houdini and Houdini? 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
783 Did you see yourself stuck in this same position 20 years ago? 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
784 Where do you see yourself in 5 minutes? 10? 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
785 We've never been big on touchy-feely at this company either. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
786 Binding arbitration hasn't solved anything. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
787 Our philosophy here is simple: first, do no harm. 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
788 Well, I could say the same about you. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
789 With my nose. 1.3774 0.06492 106 77 18 11
790 What I'm offering you is an unbinding contract. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
791 It's the only way I can stay off Twitter. 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
792 After "casual Friday", "srraight jacket Monday" just seemed to follow. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
793 I think we're bound to succeed. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
794 The office culture is a bit restrictive, but you get used to it. 1.3774 0.06492 106 77 18 11
795 As is our policy, this will be a binding arbitration 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
796 Like me, I can see you have great restraint. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
797 Unfortunately my hands are tied on this one. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
798 Welcome to our anger management program. 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
799 No, really, it looks much better on you! 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
800 And, just what makes you think that you can do this job as well as I can? 1.3738 0.05715 107 73 28 6
801 We are a hands free workplace 1.3738 0.06441 107 78 18 11
802 HR? Very nice. Mine's from Compliance. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
803 You appear to have all the qualifications for a cabinet position 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
804 Congratulations on your acceptance, and welcome to Houdini University. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
805 On top of everything else, I got my panties in a twist. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
806 I think I preferred Casual Fridays. 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
807 We're looking for someone who can think outside the jacket. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
808 I much preferred dress-down Fridays to lock-down Fridays, too. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
809 You're in luck-we're looking for straight-laced people. 1.3714 0.06665 105 78 15 12
810 "The most difficult part of this job is getting dressed in the morning". 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
811 I use mine to keep from hitting reply all 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
812 How can I help you? 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
813 I see a lot of myself in you. 1.3714 0.05622 105 71 29 5
814 First one out buys dinner. 1.3714 0.06665 105 78 15 12
815 This no tweeting policy is a bit strict. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
816 I love your jacket. Where'd you get it? 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
817 I hate this new quit smoking thing the company introduced. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
818 Yes, sexual harassment claims are down. However.... 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
819 I'm tied up all week too. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
820 Me? They said show restraint. And you? 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
821 The company has instituted some highly effective anti-harassment policies. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
822 I understand you're seeking asylum, too. 1.3714 0.06801 105 79 13 13
823 Not only have I lost 20 pounds but I've become more verbally articulate. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
824 I appreciate that. Most people here at the office don't view me as a role model. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
825 Siri, play that Houdini YouTube video again. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
826 At orientation we'll also need your belt and shoelaces. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
827 I'd really like to help you, but my hands are tied. 1.3714 0.05457 105 70 31 4
828 Remember how we used to jokingly refer to this place as an insane asylum? 1.3714 0.05622 105 71 29 5
829 Guess they're serious about the new no-hugging policy. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
830 And he hasn't even been inaugurated yet. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
831 In the olden days, people just exerted self-control. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
832 We're a fairly strait laced group here. I think you'll fit in just fine. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
833 Oh geez. I wish I'd picked a different top for this interview. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
834 No, I'm tied up until four. How about four thirty? 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
835 Maybe it's just me, but I can't seem to get my arms around this concept. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
836 You look like you're crazy enough to work here. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
837 They elected Trump and we're the crazy ones. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
838 On the plus side, I think I've lost 5 lbs. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
839 Other than this crazy dress code, it's a great place to work. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
840 This is the part of the interview that tends to trigger the most lawsuits. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
841 I'm suggesting we drop straightjacket Monday's and bring back casual Friday's. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
842 I sense you realize the importance of being wrapped up in your work. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
843 You can speak freely around here, but I admire your restraint. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
844 I think you'd be a great fit here. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
845 The previous employee found this position too constraining. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
846 Our mental health benefits have been temporarily suspended. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
847 According to Wikipedia, we both can't be submissive. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
848 Yes, but we can still lean in. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
849 It's part of Trump's new groping policy. 1.3689 0.06758 103 77 14 12
850 I think we’ve really succeeded in creating a safe space. 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
851 Any experience running an asylum? 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
852 Welcome to magician school. 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
853 May I ask why you were referred to me? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
854 Does this straight-jacket make me look fat? 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
855 I told them we're tied up in a meeting. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
856 I see from your resume that you are familiar with this jobs constraints 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
857 Does the mail guy still ask you to sign for stuff? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
858 Can you type with your nose? 1.3689 0.05517 103 69 30 4
859 I see you have many qualifications, but can you type? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
860 I'm still not sure this was the best way to stop all the finger pointing around here. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
861 You seem to understand our culture 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
862 In exchange for casual Fridays, the boss made us agree to straight jacket Mondays. 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
863 Well, I don't think I care much for your body language either. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
864 I liked the job better when they just let us rant and slap the crap out of each other. 1.3689 0.06616 103 76 16 11
865 If the glass ceiling wasn't enough 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
866 There's no retirement plan; HR just removes the jacket when you're ready. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
867 So, tell me why you think you'd fit in with our company. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
868 It's crazy how much work I can get done when I can't check my phone. 1.3689 0.05517 103 69 30 4
869 Turns out the glass ceiling was only the first hurdle. 1.3689 0.06616 103 76 16 11
870 After lunch, my assistant will drop by to hit the ESC key. 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
871 So you're saying you feel restrained in your current position? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
872 I'll be honest with you. I'm not too sure how to get out of this either... 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
873 Finally - a therapist who understands me. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
874 At Houdini Corp., no one can escape Casual Friday. 1.3689 0.06758 103 77 14 12
875 I know, right? But we've been able to reduce Carpal Tunnel cases by 80%. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
876 I'm free at three. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
877 ...and what makes you a good fit for Houdini Industries? 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
878 Our corporate philosophy is, keep doing the same thing over and over, until we get different results. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
879 The mental health benefits offered here are world-class. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
880 Maybe we should rethink Straightjacket Fridays. 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
881 Couldn't HR just have asked us to stop dating? 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
882 I'm tied up all day today and tomorrow. Are you free any time Thursday? 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
883 I know we've both been crazy busy..." 1.3689 0.06758 103 77 14 12
884 That's when we bought out management, so now the inmates run the asylum. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
885 Welcome. As you can see, our industry is highly regulated. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
886 You remind me of a young me. 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
887 You're right, nose typing is a bitch. 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
888 You'll find we're not much for body language. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
889 And you can still do 100 words a minute? Really? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
890 OK it's a deal. If you'll scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
891 Handcuffs are fine on Casual Fridays. 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
892 Let's reschedule for a time when we're both freer. 1.3679 0.05416 106 71 31 4
893 Some say the dress code is too restrictive, but I've come to like it. 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
894 Tell me about a time when you struggled with a particularly difficult garment 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
895 So, yeah, you'd have to be crazy to take over this job. 1.3679 0.06334 106 77 19 10
896 Do you do your own hair? 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
897 You must be from the help desk. 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
898 But on casual Fridays, jackets aren't required. 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
899 And with the meds, productivity goes way up. 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
900 I'm sorry, but I'm looking for a typist. 1.3654 0.06417 104 76 18 10
901 Working at EPA under Mr. Trump is going to be so much fun. I see you got your new uniform from his transition team. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
902 It's Houdini Fridays. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
903 Quit kicking the desk ! 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
904 How about "Rock, Paper, Chins?" 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
905 You'd have to be crazy NOT to work here. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
906 Is that your phone or mine? 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
907 I see you got your promotion. Congratulations and welcome to management! 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
908 Welcome to the transition team. I see you already have a uniform. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
909 Sure they're uncomfortable, but they've really cut down on sexual harassment lawsuits. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
910 The new dress code is a bit restrictive, but it cuts down on sexual harassment lawsuits. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
911 I also felt that way at first. Eventually you see it as a different kind of freedom. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
912 Siri, search "Houdini." 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
913 It does work--I've lost 5 pounds already. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
914 We'd like to give you a raise, but our hands are tied. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
915 A raise? Sorry my hands are tied. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
916 Can you start tomorrow? We're really in a bind here. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
917 As you might surmise,we are not a very hands on company. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
918 And after our last sexual harassment case was settled, we implemented a few changes. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
919 You did well on the personality test, but how are your typing skills? 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
920 You will report to our boss, Mr. Houdini. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
921 It's the hottest women's fashion in the Make America Great campaign. 1.3627 0.06651 102 76 15 11
922 You're bound to be a perfect fit for our company. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
923 No, you don't have to be. But it helps. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
924 What's your restraining order for? 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
925 Finally! A foolproof way for us to stop wasting time on the Internet. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
926 Yes, the EPA is different under a Trump administration. 1.3627 0.07076 102 79 9 14
927 I'm flattered by your remarkable restraint, Miss Simpson, but I'm afraid my hands are tied. 1.3627 0.06651 102 76 15 11
928 Am I crazy or is the best interview ever? 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
929 Well, let me first begin by telling you that our ”Kleptomania” program has a 100 percent success rate! 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
930 I guess they are serious about us learning to use Siri? 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
931 Please tell me you left the door unlocked. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
932 We at Tech Tech believe that physical constraints encourage creativity. Raise your hand if you agree. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
933 This binding arbitration makes it impossible to get anything done! 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
934 Like a lot of therapists, I got into it to work on my own issues. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
935 It's an insane place to work-you'll love it! 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
936 Sometimes it gets nuts around here...you'll fit right in. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
937 I wish I could help you, Jill, but my hands are tied. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
938 When I first came this place was bedlam. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
939 I'd help you out, but my hands are tied. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
940 The new dress code is a bit restrictive. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
941 First question , do you feel comfortable with the constraints this company puts on its' employees? 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
942 You're hired! Welcome to the Trump administration. 1.3627 0.06651 102 76 15 11
943 Do you think the dress code is too restrictive? 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
944 I thought this would be the safest way to discuss our mutual interest in Tom. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
945 You realize this position means you'll be tied up at work a lot? 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
946 You understand that we have a binding agreement? 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
947 This company adheres to a very strict hands off policy. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
948 You're right. This social media detox is brutal. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
949 Yes, insane is the new black. 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
950 In the service of full disclosure, we like to give applicants a sense of what it feels like to work here. 1.3627 0.06651 102 76 15 11
951 I like an employee that shows a lot of restraint 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
952 I can't wait until Thorazine Thursday. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
953 Management is strictly hands off here. 1.3627 0.06651 102 76 15 11
954 Tell me about a challenge that you overcame at work or school. 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
955 On the upside, Siri and I have become really close. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
956 Casual fridays are a big perk around here. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
957 I may be crazy, but I think we discovered the cure for compulsive texting. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
958 It's more than a metaphor, it's a dress code here at Houdini, Inc. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
959 Glass ceiling? What about the damn straight jackets? 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
960 Call me crazy but I like your style! 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
961 I personally find this job is a bit confining... 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
962 These new Anti Groping Policy has interfered with my productivity. 1.3564 0.06687 101 76 14 11
963 Think of it as a self hug. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
964 Has your day been as crazy as mine? 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
965 And what makes you think you'd be perfect for this job? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
966 So, what makes you think you'd be a good fit for our company? 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
967 Welcome to Kleptomaniacs Anonymous. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
968 Tell them we're tied up for the foreseeable future. 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
969 If you can get out of the straight jacket before me, the job is yours. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
970 When I look at you, Janice, I'm reminded of a younger me. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
971 As you may be aware, my management style is strictly hands-off. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
972 Sounds like another crazy idea - tell me more. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
973 I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to let you go 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
974 Your just the type of employee we were looking for. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
975 You seem very straight-laced. I like that! 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
976 A glass ceiling is the least of our problems. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
977 Before we finalize your performance review, I need to understand whether you are enthusiastically embracing or sarcastically mocking the new corporate dress code. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
978 Let's put our heads together and see if the three of us can't think of a solution. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
979 I'd love to move forward with your proposal, but my hands are tied. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
980 They did say you had to be crazy to work here. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
981 The job is yours if you can scratch my nose. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
982 Let's ask Siri. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
983 And I think you'll be a perfect fit for our hands-off style of management. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
984 Hey Siri, pencil her in for the 12th. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
985 So, now you know why we use voice recognition software. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
986 We run a very hands-off operation. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
987 I wish I could help, but my hands are tied. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
988 I must be crazy but...you're hired. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
989 If you complete the application for the Harry Houdini Fan Club in two minutes you're in. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
990 Between you and me, I find the dress code a bit restrictive. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
991 I'd love to hire you but my hands are...well, you know. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
992 Well, I think that about wraps up the interview 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
993 Welcome to the White House 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
994 It looks like we are both tied up. Let's reschedule next week. 1.3564 0.06687 101 76 14 11
995 Why do you think you would be a good fit in our company? 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
996 Is this the only way to quit social media? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
997 It's always crazy around here during the holidays. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
998 My itch is right in the middle of my back. Where's yours? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
999 Let's call it the Houdini Diet. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1000 Seriously? You really don’t think women are given the same opportunity here as men? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1001 I'm tied up all week too. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1002 Can you recall a time you overcame adversity? Right now doesn't count. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1003 Of course, the one day I didn't bring my handsfree device. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1004 Yes, the inmates are now running the asylum. 1.3564 0.06687 101 76 14 11
1005 No, YOU google Houdini. 1.3564 0.06834 101 77 12 12
1006 I hate these no-texting Tuesdays too. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1007 You can be strait with me. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1008 Even by our standards you're wound a little too tight, Marcy. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1009 I see you're feeling the same way about the election as I am. 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
1010 I know it's uncomfortable but it's part of that new law Republicans passed to keep women and minorities from voting. 1.3529 0.06483 102 76 16 10
1011 I love your outfit. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1012 Ok, I get it - no more 'reply all' 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1013 I preferred it when they used mediators. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1014 Next time I'm going to ask for the gay jacket. 1.3500 0.06872 100 77 11 12
1015 Are you tied up for lunch? 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1016 Together, we can make the asylum great again. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1017 It gets a little crazy around here, but I see from your resume' that you have previous experience with that. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1018 These new computer security measures are crazy. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1019 Crazy week, right? 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1020 Honestly, I prefer casual Friday. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1021 So, we start each new hire with our disorientation program. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1022 You seem like a good fit. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1023 I know we've had our differences, but things will improve now that we are showing some restraint. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1024 I prefer a hands-off approach, too. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1025 My nose itches. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1026 You seem to be a great fit for our company. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1027 I think this new diet is going to work great for both of us 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
1028 I don't know about you, Barb, but while I still crave the nicotine, I don't have to worry about what to do with my hands. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1029 The good news is the new uniform policy has reduced harassment claims... 1.3500 0.06571 100 75 15 10
1030 Looks to me that you are bound to get this job. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1031 We try to take a hands off approach around here. 1.3500 0.06571 100 75 15 10
1032 we've both been so tied up.. we finally have a chance to meet face to face. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1033 I want to be straight with you Jackie. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1034 Who are you wearing? 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1035 I lost 7 lbs last week and it beats eating Kale 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1036 I guess it's one way of keeping us off our cellphones. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1037 And of course, there's casual fridays. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1038 We rarely see a job applicant so much in tune with our company's values. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1039 We use restraint here. 1.3469 0.06663 98 74 14 10
1040 I'm not crazy about the new dress code. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1041 Wish I could help you but my hands are tied. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1042 I feel bound to advise you that the position can sometimes be very uncomfortable. 1.3469 0.06663 98 74 14 10
1043 Love the shoes! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1044 I'm afraid my hands are tied in this matter. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1045 Honestly, I love working here… but the dress-code sucks! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1046 It's not unusual to get tied up at the office 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1047 No, I'm so sorry. I can't validate your parking. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1048 My husband doesn't take me seriously when I tell him I'm tied up at work. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1049 Tell me why you'd like to enroll here at The Houdini School. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1050 So, who does your hair? 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1051 We could file a complaint with Human Resources but their hands are tied too. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1052 I never interpreted binding arbitration literally 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1053 So much for freedom of the press 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1054 I love your jacket. I got mine at Loony Bin's. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1055 Your resume is impressive. What else do you think qualifies you to work at the Apex Fruit Cake Company? 1.3469 0.06663 98 74 14 10
1056 You'll love "bring your imaginary friend to work" day. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1057 Tell me why you think you are suitable for a position with our organization 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1058 This is a special program for two-time text offenders. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1059 I was normal until I woke up on November 9. You? 1.3469 0.06663 98 74 14 10
1060 These are not required on casual Fridays. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1061 Yes I think you'll fit in here quite well. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1062 Where do I see myself in five years? Hopefully, wearing your straight jacket." 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1063 I would like to help but our hands are tied. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1064 You're hired. Enjoy your padded cubicle. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1065 I see you have experience in a high stress environment. 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1066 I'm sorry, but my hands are tied. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1067 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1068 So why are you qualified to be one of the inmates running the asylum? 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1069 Another year, another manager returning from a team-building seminar. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1070 I can't wait for casual friday 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1071 Look, I'm not crazy about it either. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1072 As you know, my door is always open. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1073 They say I'm the perfect editor. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1074 Yes, it's a very safe work environment.. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1075 It's frustrating but our hands are tied. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1076 Madam Secretary! This is not what I meant by "arms control." 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1077 How did you ever get your hair to look so great? 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1078 Are you really that empathetic, Dr., or am I just projecting? 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1079 I'm sorry, but we're only seeking candidates who recently swallowed a key. 1.3469 0.06663 98 74 14 10
1080 Wow. The inmates really do run the asylum. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1081 When I said the job offered flexibility, I meant the hours. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1082 You guessed it, the inmates do run the asylum. 1.3469 0.06972 98 76 10 12
1083 I can see you're tied up too, so can we reschedule for tomorrow? 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
1084 Turns out, you do have to be crazy to work here. But it doesn't help. 1.3465 0.06515 101 76 15 10
1085 I'm thinking about leaving too. There's just no job mobility here. 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1086 The mental health days aren't working. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1087 How shall we submit our winning caption? 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
1088 Management has found far less looting of supplies this way. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1089 We got off easy. The guys are in a shark tank! 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1090 I got mine at the outlet store and saved 40%. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1091 150 words per minute, that's impressive ! 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1092 I know you're tied up, but I'm in a real bind. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1093 So, what makes you think you would fit within this organization? 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1094 Where do you see yourself in five minutes? 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1095 We're making America sane again. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1096 I started out in your chair. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1097 HR is not so high on escape clauses. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1098 Tell me about a time when you faced adversity. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1099 This way the nicotine patch doesn't fall off. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1100 I wasn't sure what shoes went with it. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1101 Welcome to the asylum. Do you want to run the place, or just run around the place? 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1102 Ironically, I'm much more productive these days. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1103 Welcome To Voice Activated Inc. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1104 What leads to your interest in Houdini Enterprises? 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1105 They really want you to feel the metaphors here. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1106 What makes you qualified to work in the Trump Administration? 1.3402 0.06856 97 75 11 11
1107 Let's switch seats again! 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1108 Yes, we are a closely held company. Why do you ask? 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1109 I understand your last position was upside down in a tank of water. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1110 I would keep you on if I could, but our hands are tied 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1111 What makes you think that the inmates are running the asylum? 1.3402 0.05261 97 66 29 2
1112 Relax. We are merely removing body language cues out of the interview. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1113 Okay...that's a wrap! 1.3402 0.06856 97 75 11 11
1114 We don't publicize the thirteenth step. 1.3402 0.06698 97 74 13 10
1115 I think we can find a place for you here. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1116 Perhaps you'd be interested in joining our soccer team. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1117 When I said that I get tied up in meetings, I wasn't being figurative. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1118 What do you mean "You don't have to be crazy to work here?" 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1119 Finally, we are actually running the asylum. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1120 Well first let me welcome you to the Harry Houdini school for performing arts. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1121 We're not into touchy-feely here. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1122 Your willingness to keep things under wraps makes you seem like a good fit. 1.3402 0.05461 97 67 27 3
1123 Alright, then. Your experience looks good. Your references are great. Let's talk about your commitment. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1124 I've called you in here because I need to do a Ctrl-Alt-Del. 1.3402 0.06698 97 74 13 10
1125 Before we offer you a job at the EPA, we want to make sure you understand the culture. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1126 What makes you think you're qualified to work for the Trump administration? 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1127 With your help we can make this the best inmate run asylum in the nation. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1128 In what asylum do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1129 We have resorted to binding arbitration 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1130 I can see you and I think a lot alike. 1.3402 0.05461 97 67 27 3
1131 One of your coworkers has informed me you had a moment of sanity. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1132 And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1133 How many words per minute can you peck? 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1134 Riverdance girls fit right in. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1135 I see you are qualified. You have to be crazy to work here. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1136 Yes it's true. The inmates are running the asylum. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1137 Looks like you're a perfect fit for our organization 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1138 What attracted you to our company? 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1139 We offer a competitive benefits package and your own padded cubicle. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1140 I have to pee. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1141 Outside of nail biting, any other bad habits? 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1142 OK at this point in the interview I'm going to need you to dislocate your shoulder. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1143 We've found it the most effective way to discourage clawing your way to the top. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1144 Well, at least the company has started hiring more women. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1145 I see a lot of my younger self in you--bound and determined to succeed. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1146 I see you're on a social media break too. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1147 The HR Dept. found that body language creates confusion, so it's not allowed 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1148 Call me crazy, but I think your resume is a perfect match! 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1149 Sanity is not a requisite for employment here. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1150 The best thing about working here is you don't have to wash your hands after using the restroom. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1151 It's a Zen thing. Restrict the body, free the mind. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1152 Me? A magic act gone bad. You? 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1153 You seem ideal for our "hands-off" management style. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1154 It shouldn't take long for you to fit in. 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1155 Welcome to your interview at The Houdini Institute. One, two, three – go! 1.3333 0.07050 96 76 8 12
1156 So, it's a wrap, then? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1157 I miss our old padded expense accounts. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1158 The Department Chair assures me that the new academic restraints are only temporary, 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1159 Siri gets a real workout. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1160 Actually, we've been running the asylum since November 8th. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1161 This comes right before 'final written warning.' 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1162 Did you take my hands-free headset? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1163 How did you you hear about Houdini Enterprises? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1164 I like your style. Very straight-laced. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1165 Are you quitting Facebook too? 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1166 I hate getting tied up in meetings. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1167 They're still better than the Nehru jackets. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1168 If you can get out of the straight-jacket faster than I can, you're hired. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1169 You'd have to be crazy NOT to work here. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1170 It's effective though. Haven't checked my phone in hours. 1.3333 0.06732 96 74 12 10
1171 i think they're calling it a gender neutral jacket now 1.3333 0.06732 96 74 12 10
1172 One of us is going to have to change. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1173 We're looking for someone who can operate under certain constraints. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1174 So, I guess you're not allowed on the internet during lunch either. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1175 Are you tied up next week? 1.3333 0.05270 96 66 28 2
1176 I always say you should dress for the job you want. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1177 At least I'm at low risk for carpal tunnel syndrome. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1178 You'll fit right in with our corporate culture. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1179 It's a glass ceiling thing. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1180 You're just the fit we've been looking for. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1181 A word to the wise... try not to drink too much coffee. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1182 Our last corporate culture was too hands-on. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1183 The work environment here is really insane. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1184 ...so, why do you think you're a fit for our company culture? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1185 I've been tied up in meetings all day. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1186 I still think this is the best way to kick the social media habit 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1187 For us, it's not just a saying. We literally run the place. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1188 I would love to give you a raise but like you my hands are tied. 1.3333 0.07050 96 76 8 12
1189 Now that we can't pick-up our iPhones, we can actually get some work done. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1190 Mine itches. Yours? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1191 If you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1192 I'm sorry I slapped you, too. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1193 It's just four years 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1194 It's a temporary precaution until the glass ceiling is repaired. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1195 This is a very stressful position but you may be the perfect candidate to fill it... 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1196 Surely you can understand my position...I'd like to help you but my hands are tied. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1197 You won't be issued keys. All the doors lock from the outside. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1198 So...where would you like to be in five years? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1199 I'm really hoping to let loose at the Christmas party 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1200 I think you'll fit in just fine here. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1201 My nose itches. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1202 We do, however, observe Casual Fridays. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1203 Siri! Please contact Houdini! 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1204 I know you are but what am I 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1205 You're fine, thank you. How am I? 1.3333 0.06732 96 74 12 10
1206 So how's your diet going? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1207 It looks like you'll fit in very well with the new direction here at the EPA. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1208 We need a more flexible dress code! 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1209 This an all holds barred interview. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1210 Where do you see yourself in five years at Houdini, Inc.? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1211 If you are more interested in stocks than bonds, you should have told us that when we hired you. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1212 Apparently we were getting a little too close to the glass ceiling... 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1213 E.P.A. Orientation, 1/20/17. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1214 According to my calendar, we'll be tied up for the next hour. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1215 We were hoping you could lend us a hand. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1216 Here at the Houdini School we take an unorthodox approach to interviews. 1.3333 0.06732 96 74 12 10
1217 Any more loose ends that need tieing up? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1218 ... I guess we have to stay for the office Christmas party. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1219 Mr. Trump is pleased to offer you the position of Under Secretary of Mental Health Services. Congratulations. 1.3333 0.07050 96 76 8 12
1220 On the flip side, use of social media during work hours is at an all time low. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1221 How do you think you would fit in the President-elect's administration? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1222 Armani? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1223 Where do you see your selves in five years? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1224 The designer told me it was an original . 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1225 Do you ever get an itch? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1226 Now that we're no longer looking at our phones, what was it that you wanted to meet about? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1227 This might seem crazy but you might be just what we need. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1228 I'm just trying to get the feel for the next four years with Trump. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1229 These team-building exercises never end well. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1230 This election has been tough on all of us. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1231 I would love to help you but my hands are tied. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1232 We like candidates that appear restrained. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1233 Thank you for interviewing with the Department of Energy. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1234 J. C. Penney. Twenty-five bucks! Where'd you get yours? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1235 I've got the perfect job for you on our government transition team. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1236 I'd really like to, but my hands are tied. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1237 Since the election, we've found this the best way to keep from breaking furniture. 1.3299 0.06508 97 74 14 9
1238 ...and where do you see yourselves in five years. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1239 If you can get loose, and get me loose, you're hired. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1240 We run a hands off approach here. 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
1241 I know that my decision to have you succeed me may come as a surprise. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1242 I miss casual Fridays. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1243 I see something in you that makes me think you will be a great fit for this company. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1244 We're all very much committed here to the firm. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1245 Running the asylum isn't as easy as it looks. 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
1246 If I scratch your back, would you scratch mine? 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1247 You're hired. I can't put my finger on it, but I believe you're going to be a perfect fit with my company. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1248 You seem overqualified. 1.3298 0.06830 94 73 11 10
1249 You don't have to be crazy to work here. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1250 What anti-psychotic do you see yourself on in 5 years? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1251 It's a wrap. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1252 Maybe Siri can help us out. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1253 Strangely, productivity has increased. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1254 At least we're not tongue tied. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1255 This new dress code is driving me crazy. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1256 I'd love to go, but I'm all tied up. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1257 I mean, it's not like we tweet any more than the President elect. 1.3298 0.06830 94 73 11 10
1258 I would love to help you but as you can see, my hands are tied. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1259 I'm not so sure your problem is that unique. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1260 You have to use your head to be successful in here. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1261 We focus on prevention here at Crotch Grabbers Anonymous. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1262 I'll file your complaint about the dress code as soon as I have a free hand. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1263 I see you are familiar with the constraints of working for this administration. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1264 Let's get straight to the point. This job is a little confining. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1265 You don't have to be crazy to work here it helps. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1266 Look, I'd love to help you, but my hands are tied. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1267 Let's make this quick. Looks like we're both strapped for time. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1268 We've never been accused of lack of restraint. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1269 You know, I could tell straight-away that you were perfect for this place. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1270 I'm 100% committed to this project. You? 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1271 Despite having the most committed employees, productivity was still surprisingly low. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1272 So, what interests you about working in the Trump White House? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1273 Here we don't climb the corporate ladder so much as hop. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1274 You appear to be overqualified for this position. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1275 You don't have to be nuts to work here, but it helps! 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1276 Yes, sometimes I find this work a little restrictive. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1277 We are bound to like each other. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1278 Well, that about wraps it up. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1279 No one said this job was going to be easy. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1280 Why can't they just restrain our middle fingers? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1281 We've found this to be the most effective approach to prevent checking mobile devices during meetings. 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
1282 HR says it is already reducing sexual harassment claims. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1283 No, I don't think that, 'You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours,' would work here. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1284 So what can't I help you with? 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1285 So, why are you interested in a position with The New Yorker? 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1286 That's actually not the craziest thing I've ever heard. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1287 I'm beginning to think the red tape wasn't so bad after all. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1288 They've replaced the glass ceiling with a padded one. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1289 No, you don't have to be. But it helps. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1290 Yes, this is a patient-run mental hospital. Welcome! 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1291 Designing voice recognition software, fortunately. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1292 Permission to speak freely. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1293 You look like a perfect fit for this job. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1294 It's normal. I've been on the program for a year and still have urges to check my Facebook page at work. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1295 Regardless of my breakdown, your session will still be billed. 1.3298 0.06830 94 73 11 10
1296 Uh oh, number one or number two? 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
1297 One of us should take notes. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1298 I understand but my hands are tied too. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1299 We are an equal opportunity employer. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1300 I see you've heard about our dress code. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1301 Well, I guess, that ties up all the loose ends. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1302 At least no one can read our body language. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1303 On the bright side, ours are only 79.6% as tight as the men's jackets. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1304 As you already know, we have a very strict dress code. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1305 Welcome to Academia. 1.3263 0.06766 95 74 11 10
1306 Remember when the barriers were invisible? 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1307 I'm really looking for someone who can roll up their sleeves and be more hands-on. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1308 It worked for my other addictions. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1309 I think this job would be a good fit for you. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1310 That makes two of us. 1.3229 0.06704 96 75 11 10
1311 This weight loss program is really working. I'm down 10 pounds. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1312 Around here we believe body language is a distraction. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1313 You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1314 Are you making fun of me? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1315 I kind of miss the glass ceiling. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1316 Is that your phone ringing? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1317 I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. My hands are tied. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1318 What do you consider to be the major constraints of the job, and how do you plan to free yourself of those constraints? 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
1319 I'm sorry; did you want to take notes? 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1320 If it's one thing we value in potential new employees it is their level of restraint. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1321 how good are you at nose typing? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1322 I like your style. 1.3226 0.05332 93 65 26 2
1323 Well we have Informal Fridays and now Maniac Mondays. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1324 It's really solved the problem of the Millennials on Facebook all day. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1325 We're not so much hands on here. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1326 I wish they came in black, white makes me look fat. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1327 Are you crazy? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1328 Well, that about wraps it up. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1329 Nail biter. You? 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1330 Lunatics now running the asylum - check! Next step - elect Donald Trump president! 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
1331 You scratch my nose, I'll scratch yours. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1332 And we thought the problem was the glass ceiling. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1333 Once we get past this, the glass ceilings are easy. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1334 So, where did you hear about our company? 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
1335 We'll be covering the new administration. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1336 Your resume is great and all, but if you can figure out how to scratch my nose, you're hired. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1337 I think you will fit in well here at Houdini Enterprises. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1338 We gotta be crazy to work here. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1339 This intervention for keeping us off Facebook seems to be working so far. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1340 I don't need to tell you, my hands are tied. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1341 Nice ties. Who did them? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1342 I think it's time we start running this asylum. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1343 I see that you've learned to show some restraint... 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1344 I'll be tied up all afternoon. Will you be free tomorrow? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1345 You'll fit right into our corporate culture. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1346 We're looking for someone with more hands on experience. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1347 I remember when we used to complain about our golden handcuffs. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1348 What first made you interested in working at the E.P.A.? 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
1349 Kleptomania is a disease, but I'm living proof our treatment works wonders. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1350 They keep us from checking Facebook. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1351 We tried to block his Twitter account 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1352 To be honest, they are not very generous with sick days. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1353 You'll fit in nicely here. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1354 You'd have to be crazy not to take this job. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1355 I think you'll find the restrictions here very liberating. I, for one, haven't so much as lifted a finger in ages. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1356 It's part of our hands-free technology training. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1357 I was once in your chair. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1358 Our benefits include paid psychiatric leave. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1359 Yes but on Friday it's business casual 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1360 You've really embraced our corporate culture. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1361 If you can lift the pen with your mind, the job is yours. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1362 Siri? ... Siri? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1363 Do you buckle under pressure? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1364 I see that Trump got a restraining order on you too. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1365 We think you'll be a great fit here! 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1366 Well, I think we've about wrapped up this interview. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1367 Let's meet next Tuesday at 9:00. I guess we'll just have to remember that. 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
1368 You'll fit right in - we're a pretty tight-knit company. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1369 I'm sorry, I'm afraid our hands are tied. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1370 Right now I would settle for mobility, never mind upward mobility. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1371 But we do have Casual Fridays... 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1372 I run this company, but like you I started as just a threat to myself and others. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1373 These new business regulations seem very restrictive. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1374 And we also have an aggressive retention incentive plan. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1375 Yes, I am in charge of this asylum. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1376 Can you scratch my nose with your nose ? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1377 Yo've got to be nuts to work here 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1378 I prefer red tape. What about you? 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1379 can't believe the others got a golden parachute. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1380 I think our hands are tied on this one. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1381 I was promised butterfly wings. You? 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
1382 I'd really like to help, but my hands are tied. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1383 OK, so it started with one of those signs which said 'You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps'… 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1384 I think you will fit in here. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1385 Luckily for you, you have to be crazy to work here. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1386 It keeps me from tweeting. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1387 Remind me to trash that 'You don't have to be CRAZY to work here but it helps' sign. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1388 I'll admit I am not crazy about these new binding contracts 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1389 You'll find that we frown on multitasking. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1390 If you'll scratch my nose I'll scratch yours. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1391 I will never ask you to do anything I wouldn't do myself. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1392 Your resume was intriguing 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1393 Please tell us a little about yourself and why you think you're a good fit for this institution. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1394 At least our tongues aren’t tied. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1395 Are you mocking me? 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1396 Last time I tie one on at the office party. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1397 We want to hire someone with absolutely no imagination at all. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1398 Let's just be strait with each other. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1399 Why didn't you answer my texts and emails? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1400 We find this is the best way to avoid checking your Facebook account during work hours. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1401 Do you ever feel we might be too wrapped up in our work? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1402 If you think this is bad,you should see casual Friday 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1403 We appreciate your interest, but I'm afraid you're overqualified. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1404 Believe me, I understand where you're coming from. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1405 Straight jacket Tuesday is not as good as cyber Monday. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1406 I need a Kleenex. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1407 Takes crazy to know crazy. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1408 Yeah, you're right. We probably should have installed the voice recognition software BEFORE we suited up. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1409 Thanks for applying. You're just what we're looking for! 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1410 Our managerial style here is pretty hands-off...I'm assuming your comfortable with that? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1411 There are some constraints to working here, but I think. You will fit right in. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1412 The good news is, you can wear slacks on Casual Friday. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1413 Here, the inmates really do run the asylum. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1414 This is the part of the interview that gauges your ability to work with others. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1415 They caught us trying to break the glass ceiling. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1416 They told me it was a one of a kind Armani. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1417 How many pounds have you lost so far? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1418 Would you agree we're in dire straits? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1419 Can I be straight with you? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1420 It is supposed to protect their glass ceiling. 1.3152 0.06725 92 72 11 9
1421 Where do you see yourself in 5 hallucinations from now? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1422 I think it's time for a more hands-on approach. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1423 Do you think he's coming back? 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1424 It says to hit the escape button. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1425 This happened because once again you misused ‘literally.’ 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1426 We believe the hands on approach is a tad overrated." 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1427 We seem to have reached an impasse. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1428 I see you've been committed before, but this job requires total commitment. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1429 Since we're tied up this week, why don't we try to meet next week 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1430 They told ME it was an original! 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1431 We prefer the term "user-based management model", but in answer to your question, yes, this asylum is run by the inmates. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1432 At least they don't make us wear nylons. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1433 Siri turns out to be finally useful. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1434 I think this interview is about wrapped up, 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1435 I see you’ve had no hands-on experience. You’re hired! 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1436 Welcome to the voice control app department. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1437 So what do you think of straight jacket Thursday? 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1438 I see your dating my boyfriend 1.3152 0.06900 92 73 9 10
1439 Have you had any experience swallowing keys? 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1440 Where would you like to be five years from now? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1441 Houdini's greatest illusion: Escaping the dead-end job. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1442 You look like you'll fit into our office culture very well. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1443 We use the Stanislavsky Method. To sell bonds you have to experience bonds. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1444 The best advice I can give you is to lean in. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1445 HR says we shouldn't feel restrained by the new dress code. 1.3152 0.06725 92 72 11 9
1446 I find I eat less this way. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1447 So, you are the intern assigned to shadow me for the day? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1448 Do you ever get the itch to do something crazy? 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1449 As I said, my hands are tied. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1450 I agree. It's so annoying they only come in white. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1451 We started running the place last week. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1452 Well, you definitely have the qualifications I've been looking for. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1453 We have a strict "no tweet" policy. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1454 One of us is insane. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1455 siri... about getting these jackets off! 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1456 I'd say you'll fit right in with our corporate culture. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1457 So, who does your hair? 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1458 I have lost 10 pounds already! 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1459 It's refreshing to meet another strait shooter. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1460 You've got to be crazy to work here! 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1461 Yes, the new policy on sexual harassment is a bit restrictive. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1462 Do I even need to ask about how many words per minute you can type? 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1463 I'm itching to get out of here. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1464 I miss the golden handcuffs. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1465 Our dress code is binding 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1466 I think we are in a real bind. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1467 I'll just tell them that we'll be tied up for the next few days. 1.3152 0.06725 92 72 11 9
1468 This is the only foolproof method to not text back. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1469 I think it goes without saying that we don't offer flex-time here. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1470 Just tell him no, our hands are tied. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1471 Yes, it is Versace. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1472 Your complaint said that you found the office to be a "stressful environment"... how so? 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1473 Well SOMEBODY clicked "Reply All"! 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1474 One benefit of working here, you won't get carpal tunnel syndrome. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1475 The nondisclosure provision has no escape clause. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1476 In fairness, the terms and conditions update did warn of a new binding arbitration clause. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1477 I'd like to help but my hands are tied too. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1478 I know it's crazy -- but I think we have a lot in common. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1479 We're both tied up at the moment, is there a better time to meet? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1480 Personally, I think the company's commitment to "do no harm" is extreme. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1481 These enhanced password requirements are getting ridiculous. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1482 So I guess our idea to reduce CEO pay was not well received. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1483 So you're certifiable, that's a start, but how fast can you type? 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1484 Looks like I'm tied up until next week at the earliest...and you? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1485 I can't make the meeting, but I'll try to butt-dial in. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1486 I understand other companies have an incentive-based approach to employee retention. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1487 So far so good. Are you ready for your typing test? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1488 How long have you been off Twitter? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1489 This diet is amazing. I have lost 30 pounds in one week. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1490 "That's funny - it's my favorite Patsy Kline song too! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1491 Welcome to the Houdini Corporation, if you can sign here in the next 90 seconds. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1492 You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1493 I guess I preferred it when management only figuratively tied our hands. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1494 Yeah, I’m trying to quit biting my nails, too. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1495 Done deal! Let's shake on it. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1496 What makes you think you are a good fit for this job? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1497 And, where do you see yourself in ten years? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1498 Election Day, 2020. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1499 The company is serious about its no personal devices at work policy. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1500 And what gives you the idea that this isn't a real job interview? 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1501 Well, I see you're dressed for the job you want not the one you have. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1502 You got the job! Sign here please. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1503 I think you'll fit right in to this madhouse. You're hired! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1504 No hand shakes, no signing off, your word is your bond, here! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1505 I'm sorry, my hands are tied. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1506 No, we do not perform background checks. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1507 And have you had any experience running an asylum? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1508 I don't favor a hands-on approach 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1509 We're bound to think of something. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1510 Welcome to the Houdini Corporation. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1511 How's the new diet going for you? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1512 Where do you see my selves in five years? 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1513 Dress for the job you want, not the one we already have. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1514 I can’t ask you and you can’t ask me. 1.3077 0.06756 91 72 10 9
1515 It's required of Trump appointments to any regulatory agency... 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1516 Your resume indicated you have experience trading bonds. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1517 If Hillary had won we wouldn't be in this bind. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1518 Siri, tell whomever is calling I'm tied up now. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1519 Remember good old red tape... 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1520 You've hooked into the cultural ethos of the firm quite nicely, Miss Stern. I'm bound to say you'll fit right in. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1521 I know you're in a bind, but I've got my hands tied. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1522 Why do you think you would like working for Houdini Corporation? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1523 May I rub my nose on your sleeve? 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1524 I see some real possiblities here since we are seeking employees who are bound and determined. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1525 Looks like we are both tied up right now, can we perhaps have coffee another time ? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1526 Since we're both tied up right now let's try and reschedule for next week. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1527 We take great pride in our flexibility too. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1528 This is embarrassing. We can't both wear the same thing to the holiday party! 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1529 Sorry, I can't give you a raise. I understand that you're strapped, but so am I. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1530 To wrap up, the contract's binding. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1531 You'd have to be crazy not to hire me. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1532 is this really the only way we can stop tweeting? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1533 Sorry, but my hands are tied as well. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1534 You'll get used to the dress code, and you'll just love the padded offices! 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1535 Have you ever typed with your nose? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1536 Outreach for us seems very difficult. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1537 Eight year-old. high-spirited, unpredictable triplets. You? 1.3077 0.06756 91 72 10 9
1538 I'll reply to your email on Causal Friday. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1539 Last one out buys lunch! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1540 I think you'll fit in around here. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1541 I like the one piece. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1542 Mr. Houdini will see you now. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1543 My contract is binding. What about yours? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1544 Yes, Kellyanne, this should stop him from tweeting. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1545 Kanye West finally made it in the fashion world. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1546 This whole hands-free approach is getting out of hand. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1547 I know you could do it with one hand tied behind your back, but . . . 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1548 Mind if I don't take notes while we talk? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1549 So much for being a hands-on manager. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1550 There are some issues with our new Comfort Bra Line. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1551 It gets a little crazy around here at times. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1552 I'm hoping this will be our breakout quarter. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1553 Well, I guess that just about wraps it up. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1554 What a crazy day! 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1555 You know I'd love to help, but I'm afraid my hands are tied. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1556 We need someone who won't mind spending most of their adult life doing meaningless work in a small, windowless office. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1557 I would like to help but our hands are tied. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1558 Well, let's see when we're free. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1559 A little voice tells me you'll fit right into the corporate culture around here. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1560 We'd love to give you a raise, but as you can see, our hands are tied. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1561 If we do hire you, I assume you won't mind being chained to your desk. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1562 I would love to offer you a position, but my hands are tied 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1563 We're having trouble finding someone who can take dictation. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1564 It used to be a real "hands on" operation and then in came the regulators. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1565 At least we're here and not in some big water tank. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1566 Tell him sorry, but our hands are tied. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1567 So tell me, what attracted you to this company? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1568 You say that you were driven insane by an endless series of email ads from Bob Mankoff? Join the club. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1569 Well, I guess that wraps up our interview. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1570 Voice activation is important in our work here. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1571 Get used to it! It’s the latest women’s fashion from the Trump Organization. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1572 Yeah, I've got an itch there, too. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1573 You must be crazy to think I'm crazy enough to hire you. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1574 Really, alt-ctrl-del will get us out of this? 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1575 How do you see yourself working in an environment in which the inmates run the asylum? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1576 I would love to help but my hands are tied. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1577 Who told you that you’d have to be crazy to work here? 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1578 I think you'd fit in well here. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1579 Here we don't think outside the box. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1580 I'd love to meet this week, but I'm pretty tied up. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1581 just tell it to me straight 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1582 I'm sorry about that raise, but my hands are tied. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1583 Just say we're tied up for the rest of the day 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1584 So we're in agreement! 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1585 But it mostly keeps me off social media. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1586 I know, I know - the inmates are running the asylum. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1587 I don't know yet if you'll get the job, but I can say you score awfully high on empathy. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1588 I'd like to give you a salary increase, but my hands are tied. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1589 Actually, you're not the first person to complain about company dress codes. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1590 So what exactly is this great idea of yours to increase company productivity? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1591 This new wellness program has really help me cut down on sweets. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1592 Finally, someone who understands MY perspective on this issue. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1593 Houdini was an intern here too. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1594 What we need is someone who can wrap their arms around the subject 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1595 It seems we're in a bind. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1596 So, Human Resources seems determined to have us work together. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1597 Our managerial style here is pretty hands-off...I'm assuming your comfortable with that? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1598 I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1599 I find this new dress code a bit constricting. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1600 Our motto is "first do no harm" 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1601 Ever since the election I´ve been fit to be tied. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1602 I got mine at Tie City 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1603 You have to be a Houdini to get any work done around here. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1604 How good are you at answering phones? 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1605 "At least we still have freedom of speech". 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1606 Actually, I don't think you would find our company's environment constraining. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1607 ...where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1608 I didn't realize this is what Mr. Romney meant by "binders of women." 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1609 HR's new hands-off policy is nuts. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1610 Now that we are properly dressed, we can start the exit interview. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1611 You totally get me. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1612 It's always a pleasure to meet another Houdini fan. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1613 Too many lunches have gone missing from the company fridge. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1614 It looks like you have escape experience - would you be comfortable being sawed in half? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1615 It's crazy how long it's taking me to write this email. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1616 May I take your coat? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1617 Have you tried using voice to text? 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1618 I know you'll understand when I say, my hands are tied. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1619 I'm very sorry, miss, but we're looking for a receptionist who can type any words per minute. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1620 Casual Fridays generally involve more slipknots. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1621 If, at any time, you feel uncomfortable, please let me know. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1622 Mine is Vera Wang, what's yours? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1623 So let me get this strait... 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1624 So, where do you see yourselves in five years? 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1625 Just our luck. The screen is frozen. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1626 You know, sometimes it just gets crazy around here! 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1627 So which one of us is supposed to be HR? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1628 I lost 5 pounds. How about you? 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1629 We like to hire like-minded individuals. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1630 One of us isn't really here; it's your job to figure out which one. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1631 Every one who misses Casual Friday, raise your hand. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1632 A "Farewell to Arms" 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1633 Yes, I am the leading expert in counseling people who have Houdini Syndrome. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1634 So you're comfortable with this being a binding contract, then? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1635 And the best thing about working here is that our medical plan includes psychiatric coverage. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1636 Some of us can't get used to using the "hands-free" devices, so we're trying something new. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1637 We've been running the place since Tuesday. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1638 Should we have a safe word? 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1639 I'm not crazy about your idea. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1640 ... and we've been running this asylum every since. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1641 Why do I get all the crazy ones? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1642 I'd really prefer to have a more "hands-on" type of role. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1643 You figure out a way to tweet and you can have my job. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1644 Corporate's really pushing this whole 'hands-free' thing, aren't they? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1645 Think I'd look better in a size nine? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1646 I'll give it to you strait: I'd like to hire you but my hands are tied. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1647 I meant we’re crazy in a good way. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1648 I work well in a restrained environment. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1649 They said I was crazy, but productivity rates are off the charts. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1650 You're going to fit right in here. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1651 Typing with my toes is surprisingly rewarding. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1652 On the other hand, your nail polish lasts longer. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1653 How long have you been in the smoking cessation program? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1654 Give it to me strait 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1655 Anyone can say that the inmates run the asylum. Here we are looking for people who can walk the talk. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1656 You'd have to be crazy not to want to work here. And yet, there you are. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1657 Now that we've taken over the place, I'll look into relaxing the dress code. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1658 I guess we'll have to think twice about trying to break the glass ceiling again. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1659 We have a strictly hands-off policy on sexual harassment. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1660 So, if I'm to understand you, we'll start doing Casual Fridays and discontinue Mental Mondays? You better be right this time. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1661 Round here, the inmates run the asylum --- as a business 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1662 When you figure it out, text me. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1663 Yes, we are bound by confidentiality. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1664 It's really hard to wrap my arms around your idea. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1665 We expect our staff to adopt a hands-on approach 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1666 You can expect to lose 10 pounds in the very first week. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1667 Lemme guess: you're 'mirroring' my gestures to build rapport? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1668 It's the only way to stop from texting. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1669 Are you thinking the same thing, or am I just crazy? 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1670 I’m just not convinced that Restrictive-Tuesday is going to be the next Casual-Friday. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1671 It's been crazy around here lately! 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1672 How long will we be just women in binders? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1673 I think you'll synch with the company culture. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1674 It's the same old-story. You scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours. 1.2955 0.06887 88 71 8 9
1675 Agreed. We'll remove "reach out" from our business lexicon. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1676 The firm observes both Casual Friday and Manacle Monday. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1677 Well, we like what we see, and we'd like to offer you a job in the Trump administration. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1678 Remember when we were a real hands-on operation? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1679 Well, this time Management's really tied our hands. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1680 I know this is going to sound crazy, but ... 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1681 Funny, you're the first person to complain about the dress code. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1682 This is, of course, a binding position. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1683 Yes, I'm straight. And you? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1684 Don't worry, they'll take them off after the Inauguration. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1685 I warned you about trying Ctrl+Alt+Esc. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1686 The pen is voice-activated too. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1687 You shop there too?! 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1688 I have great references, from the other voices in my head! 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1689 I think you would make a good fit in this organization. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1690 Just so you realize, the inmates do run this asylum 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1691 We're not big on hugging. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1692 I think you'll fit right in here - when can you start? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1693 You've got to be mad to work here. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1694 I see you're as committed to this company as I am. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1695 Call me crazy, but I think these men are holding us back. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1696 You get me. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1697 We're big proponents of preventative healthcare. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1698 I appreciate you listening, I need to get this off my chest. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1699 Wow the inmates really are running the asylum here! 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1700 We have a hands-off management style in this company. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1701 Our management team is very"hands-off". Does that work for you? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1702 We're proactive when it comes to sexual harassment. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1703 We are not very hands on company... 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1704 Unfortunately we already have someone with your weaknesses. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1705 I'd like to see more of our people running the asylum. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1706 I think we're all wrapped up here. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1707 You should see what the men have to wear. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1708 Oh sure, you're a good fit...I mean your resume, it's insane. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1709 Tell me why you think a job at Houdini Enterprises is the right fit for you. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1710 Didn't I mention your employment contract was binding? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1711 Are you making fun of me? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1712 I feel that the new administration's policies are a little restrictive. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1713 Granted, output's a little down, but we're saving a fortune on paper. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1714 I struggle with a texting addiction as well. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1715 Welcome to the new adminstration. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1716 I think you would be a good fit for our company. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1717 ...176, 177, 178, 179, 180. Did it! I knew we could go three minutes without checking our email. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1718 I propose we chest bump to seal the deal. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1719 We pride ourselves in thinking outside the jacket. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1720 Would you have any ambition to run our asylum one day? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1721 You'll see our weight loss program has very good results 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1722 Governor Pence decided to make jackets straight again. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1723 We're looking for someone flexible 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1724 It's my pleasure to welcome you to the Houdini School of Magic. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1725 I still prefer this over "business casual". 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1726 Hey Siri... 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1727 I can't talk now, I'm on a psychotic break. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1728 To move up in this company, you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1729 What makes you think you're qualified to work for Mr. Trump? 1.2874 0.06919 87 71 7 9
1730 These meetings drive me crazy 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1731 Well, one of us needs to go get help. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1732 We could have tried to resolve our differences over coffee before getting HR involved? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1733 I'm looking for an opportunity to spread my wings. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1734 He's my favorite designer too! Did you buy the matching shackles too? 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1735 That color looks great on you. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1736 I'm confident we have a place for you in our administration. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1737 Can you give me an example of what you mean when you say your opportunities for advancement are being limited? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1738 Well, I think that just about wraps things up. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1739 I'd help you, but my hands are tied. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1740 Look, my hands are tied too. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1741 Give it to me strait, doctor. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1742 Mr. Trump likes your style. There's a place for you in his Administration. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1743 I really think that we're bound to work well together. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1744 So it says here you have some prior experience...? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1745 I see we have some things in common. You're hired! 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1746 There's not much wiggle room on the hours. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1747 We take a hands-off approach at this company. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1748 Now would be a good time to air our grievances. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1749 There seems to be a concern that the inmates are running the asylum. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1750 Yes, it is the reason we have an open door policy. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1751 Well that's the last time we ask if our company plan has mental health benefits 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1752 I'd love to help, but I'm also tied up all afternoon. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1753 I have a tendency to become too wrapped up in my job. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1754 And there's a glass ceiling, too. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1755 This place just isn't a good fit for me anymore. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1756 You're right, I don't miss my phone either. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1757 I understand your prior therapist had a very different approach 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1758 Our ban on social media use during work hours has been 100% successful! Now, your job is to increase productivity. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1759 You will fit right in. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1760 I'd love to help, but my hands are tied. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1761 It's nuts around here. 1.2874 0.06723 87 70 9 8
1762 Describe a time when a former supervisor declared you insane. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1763 Have you ever worked on a political campaign before? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1764 This is why we never get anything done around here. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1765 Google Houdini 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1766 HR said we couldn't get out of it. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1767 Of course, you must be able to type with a pencil in your mouth. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1768 Was that Riverdance New York or Riverdance London? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1769 Yes, it is going to be a long four years. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1770 Ever since Hilary lost, things have gotten worse for us women in the work force. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1771 So, do you like the company’s new “Hands Off Policy”? 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
1772 Actually, this was not my worst Take Your Child to Work Day. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1773 I'd have to be crazy to hire you. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1774 How to succeed in business, Rule #1: Be prepared for your interview, Rule #2: Emulate your supervisor, Rule #3: Show restraint. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1775 And, are you comfortable working in somewhat confining conditions 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
1776 Work's been driving me crazy too. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1777 Finally, we're in charge of the asylum. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1778 It's actually worse than the glass ceiling. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1779 Could you pass the scissors, please? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1780 If you can type with your feet and eat from the employee cafeteria trough you're hired. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1781 Does this new employee bonding technique feel weird to you too? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1782 Hopefully you're not Italian 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1783 We do expect a high level of commitment. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1784 I'd love to give you a raise, but things are really tight here just now. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1785 I'm sorry. I would love to help you, but my hands are tied. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1786 We're bound to make this a better workplace. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1787 Now it's safe to talk. You first. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1788 Who are you wearing? 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1789 And how well, would you say, do you work under pressure? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1790 Cost cutting. We eliminated padded cubicles. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1791 I'd like to offer you the position. It's obvious you'll fit right in with our new administration. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1792 This job does not require much manual dexterity. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1793 I see we have something in common. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1794 When I started working for Mitt, I had no idea what he meant by binders of women. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1795 I think we can negotiate without killing each other. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1796 " I was really impressed with your resume'. I've got to hand it to you...oops! Gotta stop saying that 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1797 The dress code is just crazy here 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1798 I love it! Who are you wearing? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1799 I just keep telling myself this will all be over in four years... 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1800 Unwanted touching was a problem. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1801 I would love to give you a raise but, you know as well as I, my hands are tied. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1802 I guess we won't be climbing the corporate ladder! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1803 Only Siri can save us now. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1804 If you escape before me you'll move on to the levitation interview. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1805 I'm sensing a very hostile work environment. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1806 I'd love to be able to help you with the problem, but my hands are tied. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1807 Let's get something straight. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1808 Well, I guess that's a wrap! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1809 Our policies are fully compliant with both Sharia law and Trump administration free speech guidelines. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1810 Exactly what makes you qualified to work here! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1811 They told me I was crazy voting for Trump. What's your story? 1.2824 0.06821 85 69 8 8
1812 Loosen up?? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1813 Where's Siri when you need her? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1814 You appear to be overqualified. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1815 Ready......set......GO! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1816 We're both crazy busy so let's keep this short. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1817 You must be crazy to work here. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1818 I'd like to help, but so are mine. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1819 In some states we can vote! 1.2824 0.06821 85 69 8 8
1820 Total freedom is elusive. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1821 If you think these HUD ones are tight you should try the ones at the EPA! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1822 There will be times when you'd die for a cup of coffee but that will pass. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1823 Well, we did vote for change 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1824 Just having a "no tweeting" rule wasn't working for the administration 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1825 Let me also ask, what are your manipulative skills? 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1826 Don't point your toe at me like that. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1827 I try to identify with my clients. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1828 My back pain is gone and my hands are never cold. You'll love it. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1829 You'll fit well with our corporate culture. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1830 I think I understand your position. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
1831 Let's not do anything crazy. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1832 I think we need to improve our outreach. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1833 You should have read the employment ad more carefully, we're looking for someone with 'hands-on' experience. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1834 Things can get a bit insane around here, which is why we think you'll be a perfect fit. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1835 I think you will fit in fine here. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1836 The Company has a strict policy on the use of cell phones. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1837 Okay, but wouldn't you agree the glass ceiling was a more comfortable metaphor? 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1838 It's not an interrogation, it's an enhanced interview. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1839 I'd love to help you Mrs. Johnson, but my hands are tied. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1840 I totally sympathize with your dilemma, but my hands are tied. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1841 You know, we shouldn't have complained so much about the golden handcuffs. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1842 In our experience, self control isn't enough. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1843 The election got to you, too? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1844 It's Legal's way of keeping us off twitter. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1845 Hey Siri, begin interview! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1846 Okay, let's see if this puppy has a hands-free ap. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1847 It goes without saying that you'll need to wear slip-ons. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1848 You can't just not do your job because your nose itches. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1849 Let's get something strait. There will be no finger pointing in this office. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1850 We're just wrapping up here. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1851 Of course I'd like to do the right thing, but our hands are tied. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1852 As you know, a career in voice recognition software isn't for everyone. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1853 I really AM feeling less need to gesticulate. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1854 You remind me of myself when I was your age. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1855 well, one of us needs to send the email. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1856 It can get a little crazy around here. I hope you're okay with that. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1857 You're right, Tina, it's not that uncomfortable. And it makes tweeting virtually impossible. Think he'll go for it? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1858 Call me crazy, but I think you'd be a perfect fit for our company. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1859 OK, then. We're ready for 2017. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1860 If you're born Italian, I find it helps in learning to speak English. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1861 I'm sorry, but we have to let you go. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1862 No, it's not a very touchy feely department 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1863 I'm sorry, but I just can't sign off on this. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1864 They take compliance very seriously around here. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1865 This way, we don't have to block Facebook and Twitter on work computers. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1866 I'm sorry, you're overqualified. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1867 We're tied up in meetings all day. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1868 Have you noticed we're just not as productive as we used to be. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1869 You’d fit right in here. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
1870 I know. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1871 And what makes you believe you are qualified to work for 3M? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1872 Congratulations, I think you'll fit in very well here at Houdini,Houdini ,and Houdini ! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1873 We are a strictly 'hands-off' business. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1874 This way, when we say Our hands our tied, we can really mean it. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1875 I'm sorry, but my hands are, well, you know... 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1876 We take a laissez-faire, hands-off approach in this company. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1877 I have experience with your problem 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1878 Typing skills are important in this job. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1879 Call me crazy, but haven't we met somewhere before? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1880 ...but it helps 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1881 Productivity is down. We are going to have to let you go. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1882 I'd just love to smack you on the face right now. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1883 I told them our hands are tied. We'll just have to sit this one out. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1884 Keep 'We unanimously welcome the merger' but take out 'with open arms'. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1885 We women have made some progress, they have removed the blindfolds & gags 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1886 How do you like the office culture so far? 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
1887 This job is easier than it looks. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1888 Entry level requires sharing a rubber office. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1889 Apparently the 'Speak Truth to Power' bit didn't work for you, either? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1890 What can you bring from voice recognition to driverless technology? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1891 Siri, call 911. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1892 Disturbing, yes, but let's give the new guy a chance. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1893 Welcome aboard. You'll fit right in. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1894 Was this suposed to be an exercise in futility or empathy? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1895 No problem, all our systems are voice activated. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1896 Unfortunately, our productivity has dropped dramatically since we adopted our 'Safety First & Foremost' policy. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1897 I don't watch the news anymore either. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1898 Could you please describe for me the time you worked in the Trump administration? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1899 I'm finding the companies dress code a little restrictive. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1900 I told accounting our hands are tied on this one. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1901 You're crazy. No, you're crazy. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1902 Let's play charades 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1903 I should have seen this coming when we started wearing skinny jeans. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1904 I'm not sure the move from "Friday casual" to "Friday institutional" was a good idea. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1905 So Linda, welcome to the Trump PR department. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1906 There is a piece of lint on your shoulder. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1907 So same time next week? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1908 I can't believe that she wore the same outfit as me. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1909 The salary is $30,000. We've no wiggle room on that. Or on paid vacation. Or on anything else, really. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1910 I think that's a crazy idea. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1911 Let me be straight with you. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1912 And, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1913 We provide shackles for Casual Friday 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1914 Sorry — new Planned Parenthood procedures since the election. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1915 Nothing we can do. Looks like our hands are tied. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1916 Got mine on line, didn't lift a finger. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1917 We are still confined by binding arbitration. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1918 I'd like to help you but I'm a bit tied up myself. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1919 I see we shop at the same outpatient mall. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1920 We take verbal only communication training very seriously 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1921 You don't have to be crazy to work here, but. . . aw, who am I kidding??? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1922 Couldn't they have just deleted my Twitter account. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1923 I'm sorry. My hands are tied too. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1924 Who are you calling crazy? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1925 Did Corporate really mean "Straitjacket Fridays", or did they use that stupid speech-recognition software again? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1926 I can't help you. My hands are tied. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1927 Running the asylum is much harder than I expected. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1928 I'm sorry that you're in a bind, but what can I do? My hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1929 I'm in it for the mummy. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1930 I think you'll find a non-binding resolution more productive in this case. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1931 We can get started. Mr. Houdini's running late. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1932 Since we instituted the new dress code we've had no cases of carpal tunnel syndrome 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1933 I need someone with more of a "hands-on" approach. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1934 Maybe we should take a mental health day and get together next week when we aren't both so tied up. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1935 It was a pleasure meeting you, Shannon. We're always looking for like-binded individuals. I really think you will be a good fit. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1936 I'm also in a bind. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1937 Personally, I can't wait for casual Friday. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1938 I'd love to help you out but my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1939 You pretend to work and we'll pretend to pay you. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1940 The nice thing about uniforms is you don't have to worry about what you'll wear tomorrow. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1941 Why yes, I do think the new mental-health coverage is too proactive. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1942 I feel your pain. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1943 What makes you think you're qualified for the job? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1944 We don't believe in handouts at this firm. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1945 I'd love to fund your project, but frankly I'm pretty strapped myself. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1946 Welcome to Peer to Peer counseling. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1947 It's great to meet an applicant who's such a good fit--shall we shake on it? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1948 So, you're here to complain about the new dress code being too restrictive? 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
1949 So I'd like to help, but my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1950 Besides the discriminating dress code for schizophrenics, how do you like your job so far? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1951 Your outrageous claims and volatile unpredictability are exactly what we need. When can you start? 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1952 So we're all straight then? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1953 Your resume and everything you've told me confirms that you're quite useless. You'll fit in perfectly here. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1954 And as an added bonus, the walls of your office will be lined with rubber. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1955 We're hoping the new manager will be less stringent. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1956 Welcome to your first day at Anger Management School, I am a former graduate. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1957 They did warn us about stricter policies if we continued to use social media on company time. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1958 Personnel says we have to keep our hands to ourselves. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1959 You are exactly what this company is looking for! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1960 I’m beginning to regret advocating mental health coverage. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1961 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1962 I guess thats the end of Facebook during work hours. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1963 Right--hands on experience is not required. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1964 Corporate wants to avoid even the appearance of a conflict of interest. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1965 Cancel all calls. We're tied up at the moment 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1966 'My hands are tied' is not an excuse. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1967 I'm pleased you'll be joining us at the EPA. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1968 Welcome to Tweets Anonymous One Step Program 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1969 I also complained about equality 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1970 I'm sorry Karen, but my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1971 Well, we did ask for a safe space. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1972 Believe me, this company will not give you a handout. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1973 We're moving away from the no-holds-barred interview. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1974 I’m afraid my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1975 No, shorthand is not a requirement for the position. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1976 So Pence said this will cure us? 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1977 Mr. Trump likes his female employees to behave with restraints. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1978 We find turnover is lower when employees can't choose to leave. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1979 No, you cannot get a hug. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1980 I understand you're in dire straits, but my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1981 It's about time that we inmates got to run the asylum. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1982 With our new management, we plan to use a more hands-on approach. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1983 How many words per minute can you type with your nose? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1984 Ok, so let me get this straight... 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1985 While it's good for our posture, it creates havoc in the ladies room. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1986 I don't know how I feel about HR's new social media use policy. 1.2738 0.06849 84 69 7 8
1987 Command, Opt, Escape. I'll try my nose this time. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1988 I'd really like to help you get out, but my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1989 I couldn't do a thing about it; my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1990 When I said you should try putting yourself in my place I didn’t think you would take me literally. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1991 Let me get this straight... 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1992 Lesson learned: don't call it the 'Christmas' party. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1993 This is a difficult for us both. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1994 Not only do we take things very literally here, we also have a very hands off approach to management. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1995 I hope you'll accept our job offer. I think you're a perfect fit for our corporate culture. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1996 My hands are tied too. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1997 Yes, IT works under the same restraints as everyone else. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1998 If you're looking for a sense of freedom and to spread your wings, this is the place. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1999 Are we onto something here, or are we just crazy? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2000 Tuesday? No i,m all tied up then. How about wednesday? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2001 So, tell me about your strengths... 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2002 Your resume is great but what I'm really looking for is someone who can pick my nose. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2003 Why do you think you are qualified to work here ? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2004 Our pre-employment psychological test is quite demanding. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2005 I can appreciate your predicament but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2006 Now that we've tied up all the loose ends, we have a deal. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2007 Lets be straight with each other, we're both nuts. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2008 Let's call it a tie. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2009 Okay, NOW we can check the news. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2010 I prefer non-binding resolutions. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2011 OK, so we agree to keep it under wraps. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2012 It appears that we're both tied up today. Are you free tomorrow? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2013 I'm sorry I can't help, my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
2014 You have to be crazy to work here, but it doesn't help. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2015 I'm afraid I can't help you. My hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2016 I understand your hands are tied, but so are mine. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2017 I find therapy is more effective if we have something in common. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2018 And, where do you see yourself in ten years? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2019 So tell me...why do others believe you're crazy? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2020 I understand. You're tied up too. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2021 Unfortunately, our hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2022 You really should have cancelled if you were already tied up. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2023 In the future, please show more restraint. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2024 It's time we had a straight talk. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2025 Unfortunately, this is a hands-on position ... 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2026 Well, it's out of our hands now! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2027 This will be uncomfortable for both of us. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2028 OK, here's what I found on the web for 'how to get out of a straitjacket' 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2029 Like you, my hands are tied on this one. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2030 I would love to give you a raise Marsha but our hands are tied. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2031 Got a match? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2032 I think you may be the perfect candidate for the job! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2033 I just can't do it; my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2034 No, what's crazy is the raise you're asking for. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2035 We seem to have so much in common. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2036 This new dress code is crazy! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2037 It appears you're over-qualified. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2038 Well I'm sorry, but our hands are really tied here. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2039 So, Ms. Houdini, let's see what you can do. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2040 I'm sorry, I can't help you. My hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2041 Since we're both tied up, lunch is postponed until tomorrow. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2042 Well, Miss Jones, it looks to me like you are uniquely qualified for this position. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2043 I know you did your best to fit in here at Bondage Inc., but we're going to have to let you go. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2044 On the other hand, my hands are no longer cold. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2045 It's crazy working here. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2046 Fine, how are you? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2047 Qualified? Why, you could do this job with your hands tied behind your back! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2048 It looks like I'll be tied up next week too. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2049 I agree--the money is great, but the hours are insane. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2050 Tell me if you think this is a crazy idea. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2051 I'm afraid there's not much wiggle room regarding working from home. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2052 How fast do you toe type? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2053 If you wriggle free before I do, you're hired. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2054 Little do they know, the loonies really are running the asylum. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
2055 It doesn't just help. You actually do have to be crazy to work here. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2056 Unfortunately, it's not flexible: we're contractually bound. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2057 Thanks for stopping by. I was hoping you could lend me a hand. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2058 You seem great for the job. But then again I'm crazy. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2059 I'm sorry, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2060 The boss prefers to call it 'bindage." 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2061 We point the finger at no one in this company. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2062 You'll notice we've added a degree of difficulty to performance review. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2063 Our hands might be tied, but no one can call us crazy. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2064 When I started in this firm, it was so much harder for women. 1.2651 0.06875 83 69 6 8
2065 Kind of makes you miss casual Friday. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2066 I feel that we are of like minds. 1.2651 0.04874 83 61 22 0
2067 I hear you. I'm tied up that day also. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2068 I don't need to write it down. I can remember. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2069 You will fit right in here. We are not a hands-on company. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2070 There are no shortcuts here. We all put on our straight jackets one buckle at a time. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2071 I think it's safe to say that there will be no more finger pointing -- but this is your fault. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2072 I see you have experience working for our company. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2073 Look, Meredith... I'd love to give you a raise, but Corporate has my hands tied. 1.2651 0.06875 83 69 6 8
2074 Anyone can be committed, what more can you offer ?? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2075 I'm sympathetic with your situation but my hands are tied too. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2076 I can see that your in a bind, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2077 It all started with chewing on my nails. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2078 You seem uniquely qualified for a position either in the EPA for the next four years or the FDA indefinitely. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2079 I'd love to give you a raise, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2080 Well, I have found that I am more in touch with myself these days. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2081 Why are we so restrained? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2082 Thank God it's Friday. It's been the craziest week ever. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2083 I would like to help you out but, as you know, my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2084 This hand's free app is much easier to learn this way. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2085 I'd love to give you the job, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2086 If we hire you ,most days you'all be tied up in meetings 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2087 Let's face it! Our hands are tied. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2088 Could you serve as my right hand? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2089 This is the way Mary kicked her texting habit! 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2090 I'm glad to see you fitting in here. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2091 We're bound to work well together. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2092 So, any hobbies? 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2093 "The next series of questions in this interview are of a more personal nature... 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2094 Great idea...but as you're well aware, our hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2095 That wraps things up. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2096 We're not what you call a "hands on" operation here, so we think you might just fit in. 1.2651 0.04874 83 61 22 0
2097 Well, the corporate structure is strong, but there's not a lot of room for mobility. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2098 Between the glass ceiling and the canvas restraints, I'm beginning to think that misogyny may be a real problem at this company. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2099 You know I'd love to help but . . . 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2100 I'd love to help you out but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2101 Let's try to meet again when we're not so tied up. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2102 Things do often get out of control here. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2103 If it was up to me you'd have the promotion, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2104 I'm going to be straight with you: you deserve a raise but my hands are tied right now. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2105 My blue state friends tell me we should have seen this coming. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2106 This is a hands free office. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2107 My intuition tells me you're going to fit in quite well here, Judy. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2108 To work here you have to wear a jacket at all times. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2109 Principal Jones, do you know what it feels like to teach with all these state and federal regulations? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2110 I see you've been issued the company uniform. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2111 Right now we're looking for people who can work with their hands. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2112 I asked you to design a trendy new "straight jacket" for our spring collection. Not a straitjacket. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2113 I miss casual Fridays. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2114 Since hiring an ergonomist, disability claims for carpal tunnel are down 90%! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2115 Just tell him we can't cause we're both tied up right now. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2116 How's the diet going for you? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2117 I'm sorry,I'd like to help you, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2118 You were right. This does make it harder. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2119 It's a wrap. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2120 I'm afraid the assistant I'm looking for will need to be much more "hands-on." 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2121 First test aced. You have to be crazy to work here. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2122 They all know we're straight, but the jackets take it to a whole new level. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2123 Of course we have to wait for the background check results before making an offer, but I think you will make a great addition to the team here at Breitbart. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2124 Well I would, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2125 Fitting in is very important here. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2126 I prefer to think that freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2127 This time of year, it can get a little crazy. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2128 I'm looking for a more flexible work environment 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2129 Phone's been ringing off the hook. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2130 I think you will find that this is one place where the inmates really are running the asylum. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2131 I thought management said that they were going to "re-train" us. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2132 I felt my last job was too constricting. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2133 I'm glad to see you're staying committed. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2134 I think we're both having trouble opening up. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2135 I love casual Fridays, don't you? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2136 This prevents us from checking our phones during the interview. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2137 Well, yes, our company does seem to frown on leaning-in. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2138 So, the good news is that management agreed with you that the inmates are running the asylum... 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2139 This is a hands-free workplace. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2140 I heard that you're welcoming new clients with open arms. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2141 Okay, give it to me straight 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2142 Like you, i'm all tied up 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2143 Your move. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2144 Know you're in a bind but I'm all tied up here. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2145 Yes, but there is no glass ceiling. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2146 This latest diet craze sucks. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2147 You'll love working here--the men control everything. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2148 It's a crazy business but I love it. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2149 This is incredibly hard for me too. I have to let you go. 1.2593 0.06978 81 68 5 8
2150 Aggressive regulatory compliance is our policy. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2151 Well, one of us is going to have to change. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2152 Did they say you talk with your hands too much as well? 1.2593 0.04900 81 60 21 0
2153 Welcome to the Dept. of Education. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2154 So, you're OK with our no tweet policy? Now, can you type with your nose? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2155 Definitely no texting during this meeting. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2156 Hands-free is out. Arms-free is the next big thing. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2157 Couldn't they have come up with a more creative solution to limit screen time? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2158 Great question! Yes, I can definitely say that the inmates run the asylum. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2159 A few unanticipated problems developed when we took over the asylum. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2160 Looks like you're a good fit for this organization, and I'm sure we can squeeze you in. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2161 So, why do you think you're transition-team material? 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
2162 So, what else qualifies you to be on the President-elect's National Security team? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2163 Want to reschedule? Looks like you're as tied up as I am. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2164 Of all my prospects, I feel this job is a perfect fit. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2165 Is this how driverless cars got started? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2166 Let's talk. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2167 The holidays can be tough for all of us. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2168 You fit in perfectly with our uptight Friday policy. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2169 And yes, we are fully bonded and insured. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2170 You blinked. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2171 I guess the boss is pretty serious about this "no selfie" rule. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2172 The vice president-elect said this will cure us. 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
2173 Mr. Grey will see you now. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2174 Welcome to HR. Now what can we do for you? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2175 They finally found a way to keep us from posting fake news. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2176 Stopping smoking is easier than I thought it would be. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2177 Your restraint is admirable, as is mine. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2178 This is exactly why I tell everyone to stay home when they're sick. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2179 Finally our management has found a way to stop finger pointing. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2180 As women, we're bound to feel that way. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2181 I've been pretty much tied to my desk recently; how about you? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2182 No, you first! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2183 We are, first and foremost, storytellers, Anne. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2184 Here at HR we understand the stresses you experience at our company. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2185 You'll fit in well here; this place is an insane asylum. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2186 Interesting that we both love Patsy Cline. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2187 Our policy is to restrain our editors to ensure thinking precedes any actions. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2188 The boss thinks we should loosen up. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2189 We also make a line of QueerJackets. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2190 We are looking for a candidate with hands-on experience 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2191 Me too. It's not that I don't think about it. I just don't do it any more. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2192 They told us to show some restraint, but now what? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2193 I have a feeling we think alike. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2194 You think this is bad. Wait 'til you see what Trump's Secretary of Labor has in store for us. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2195 I just feel like I can't go anywhere. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2196 I thought I was clear you'd be working crazy hours... 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2197 I very much want to help you. But my hands are tied. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2198 Even if we could, I still don't think this would will stop him from tweeting. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2199 Yes, I am on that diet plan,too. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2200 Before you tell me why you hate your mother, let me tell you why I hate mine. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2201 I wish I could help, but my hands are tied. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2202 I'm fit to be tied 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2203 Now lets see if we can have a conversation without using our hands. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2204 As for dress code, we have a strict hands-off policy. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2205 They're gonna think we're nuts. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2206 How are your nose-typing skills? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2207 I wanted to be someone you could relate to. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2208 The way I see it, I'm as qualified as you are for this job. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2209 It looks like we are ready to wrap this up. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2210 Welcome to today's kleptomaniac cure therapy session 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2211 Our cybersecurity team recommended it. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2212 This is nothing. You should sit in on a division meeting. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2213 Well, this is bound to be interesting. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2214 I should've went to the restroom first. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2215 At least our ceiling is padded. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2216 Except for the restraints what else bothered you about the interview? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2217 Now, let me be strait with you. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2218 I was concerned about your qualifications, but now that I get a look at you, there's something I like. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2219 Ready to get lunch? I have two straws. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2220 I like where your head's at. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2221 I think we're coping with Trump just fine. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2222 So since we are both tied up at the moment, why don't we do lunch Wednesday? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2223 You will be working with many other like-minded people. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2224 I'd love to help you out of your predicament Sheila, but my arms are tied... 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2225 The good news is we're not cash strapped. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2226 That was the first question I asked. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2227 It's bound to help somehow. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2228 Crazy is the new sane, am I right? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2229 I really wish I could help you, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2230 Ok, let's wrap this up. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2231 Do you take shorthand? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2232 I'm all tied up this week! May we reschedule? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2233 Yeah, I get more done on casual Friday too. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2234 Since we'll both be tied up, let's postpone the meeting until after the holidays. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2235 I also intend to excercise more self-restraint over the holidays. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2236 I want to schedule an appointment, but I'm all tied up. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2237 Some positions are no longer available. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2238 Peer counseling may not work for us. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2239 We believe in hands-off management. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2240 Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2241 What a coincidence, I had a bad childhood too. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2242 I hear our new CEO is really insane 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2243 Unfortunately, you are overqualified. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2244 Good thing we aren't deaf. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2245 We're test marketing a cure for Twitter finger. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2246 IF YOU CAN DO IT IN UNDER 45 SECONDS, LUNCH IS ON ME. GO! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2247 Actually, you're projecting. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2248 Rock...paper...scissor... 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2249 First they made us learn voice-activated software, now we have to talk without gesturing. I'm telling you, robots are replacing us soon. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2250 It seems like both our hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2251 You go first. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2252 I see we got the same catalog. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2253 I don't see the problem. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2254 I see you are also trying to avoid suicide since the election. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2255 I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. My hands are tied. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2256 Now that we're finally running the asylum, first order of business: dress code. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2257 I have an itch. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2258 I see you have a problem with nail biting too. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2259 I understand your position, but my hands are tied as well. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2260 I can't find straitslacks that fit. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2261 I am a hands-off manager. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2262 It seems people in the office have noticed that we have trouble working together. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2263 I'm terribly sorry, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
2264 I empathise with your situation, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2265 Nice to meet you, Marie, Queen of Romania. I'm Ferdinand, King of HR. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2266 Where's your itch? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2267 Ok, let's wrap this up. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2268 And why would you like to work in Mr. Trump's administration? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2269 I guess there is such a thing as a bad question. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2270 So, your complaint is to do with restrictive practice in the workplace.....? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2271 I know how you feel. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2272 The terms are binding. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2273 I can't hire you. We value diversity, and one of us has to be able to open the door to get out of here. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2274 As you get to know me, you'll see I'm a hands-off administrator. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2275 I've tried every other diet out there. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2276 Everyone is crazy, except you and I; but I sometimes wonder about you. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2277 You have to understand that at Kaplan, Vogel and Bender, expressions like 'all tied up' are not simply euphemisms. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2278 Ok. I guess everything is all wrapped up. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2279 I'm sorry I'm all tied up that day, would next Wednesday work? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2280 Okay. We're ready to start your performance review. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2281 You be straight with me, and I'll be straight with you. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2282 We've gone all in in voice recognition 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2283 Women and minorities are definitely welcome in the Trump administration. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2284 Here at S & M we encourage new talent and ideas. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2285 I see you score high on empathy. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2286 Siri! Can you scratch my nose? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2287 Where do you see yourself five seconds from now? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2288 When I interviewed for the job, I thought only the male employees had to wear a jacket and tie. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2289 I would help, but I'm a little tied up at the moment. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2290 We need to be a little more flexible. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2291 Sorry we couldn't meet earlier, I've been tied up all week! 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2292 We lost the battle over the office thermostat. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2293 I don't know what to tell you, Diane. Our hands are tied here. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2294 -- Just tell it to me strait, Jackie! 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2295 When did YOU join Nailbiters' Anonymous? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2296 Hey Siri! Look up "how to get out of a straight jacket". 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2297 this seems a bit extreme for just picking your nose. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2298 They said our punishment was to have a real conversation. 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
2299 Are you going to answer that? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2300 I don't know about you, but I'm hoping to transition into business casual from business uptight really soon. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2301 The company is so grateful for all you've done to keep us injury-free. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2302 Well that about wraps things up! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2303 I don't like the new boss. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2304 The first step in Technoaddicts Anonymous is admitting you have a problem. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2305 It’s the new ‘Anger Management Training Program’ experiment. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2306 So, you tried to break the glass ceiling too. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2307 We need more than a "handshake" on this. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2308 Quite frankly I'd like to help but my hands are tied 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2309 You can channel Houdini, but I'm asking Siri. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2310 So, what seems to be your problem with our dress code? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2311 You're a perfect fit for our organization. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2312 There's something about you that just feels right..."Congratulations" you're hired, when can you start? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2313 It radical and cutting edge - but it curtails our excessive use of email and texting. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2314 Lke you, my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2315 And what makes you think you're cut out to run an asylum? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2316 Have you enjoyed your legislative internship so far? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2317 "And they say smoking is hardest thing to quit ". 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2318 I agree you deserve a promotion, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2319 Romney had binders full of women, but the President-Elect has women fully binded. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2320 Please Siri, you promised to tell us how to get these off! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2321 At Houdini Corp. there is no interview as such. Now in five, four, three, two, one GO! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2322 Our corporate culture may seem a bit straitlaced, but I have a feeling you would like it. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2323 I'm so with you. This is much more effective than mindfulness. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2324 I know it's a bit crazy in the office right now... 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2325 So what makes you think you'd be a good fit here? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2326 Testing out our newest idea to get Trump to stop tweeting. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2327 So much for breaking the Glass Ceiling. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2328 Did they think we didn't know about the speech recognition software? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2329 Why, yes! My laptop does have voice recognition software. How did you guess? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2330 I used to cross my legs,too 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2331 So, the word is we're going to try thinking INSIDE the box for a while. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2332 As my stunt double, you will be expected to appear for me at all board meetings, office baby showers and holiday parties. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2333 Let me give this to you straight. I like your jacket. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2334 Men are given an extra pair of hands. It all evens out. 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
2335 It gets crazy around here sometimes. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2336 I'm afraid our hands are tied 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2337 TGIF, right? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2338 You'll fit. We're very wrapped up in our work! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2339 I'd like to offer you the position, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2340 Where do you see yourself in five years? . . . I asked you that five years ago didn't I? 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2341 YOUR hands are tied? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2342 I like you. You're hired! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2343 I wouldn't call this a hands-on job. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2344 It takes one to know one. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2345 Now that wer're running the asylum what's next? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2346 I want to help you but... well, you know. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2347 I'd really like to help you out, but my hands are tied on this one. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2348 We're just too wrapped up in this project. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2349 My husband thinks you would have to be sane to work in a place like this. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2350 You know my hands are tied on this. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2351 Who is running this asylum - you or me? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2352 What woman doesn't feel the urge to escape? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2353 My hands are tied 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2354 I like to accessorize with a butterfly net. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2355 I'm sorry I have to quit, but I've found a new job a less restrictive dress code.... 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2356 Welcome to tech rehab. I think you’ll find our interventions effective. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2357 I feel we need to take the fine print on the company's HMO more seriously. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2358 So . . . I just threw my hands up, you know what I mean? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2359 How long until we turn into butterflies? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2360 Yes, well, my client's instructions don't allow me any wiggle room either. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2361 I'd like to help but my hands are tied on this one 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2362 One final question. You do realize you'll be replacing me, yes? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2363 Things have been great, but I'm finding the company dress code a bit confining. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2364 It's been totally insane around here since the election. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2365 I'm sorry, but my hands are tied also. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2366 You'll be helping me write the President Elect's speeches. Best to get a feel for the job. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2367 My hands are tied. You understand, right? 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2368 Yeah, it's not about calorie-counting. It's about making it basically impossible to feed yourself. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2369 This is not a hands-on position. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2370 So, tell me, why do you want to work at the Klepto Society? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2371 I think we can market them as adult swaddling blankets. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2372 Honestly, our new social media restriction is working quite well. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2373 They only tell you about the glass ceiling part. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2374 I've booked the board meeting next month in the white padded room. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2375 Okay Google, how to get out of a straightjacket. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2376 Now let's try www.Houdini.com. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2377 I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2378 You think this spoils the quality of the exit interview? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2379 I'm sorry, my hands are tied. You know how it is. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2380 Truth is, I am crazy about your numbers, but as far as a promotion, my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2381 We can still lean forward. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2382 How will I know if I'm hired? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2383 Would you be willing to put these claims, in writing? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2384 Some new employees find working here a bit nerve racking, but I have a feeling you'll fit right in. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2385 And how did you wind up here? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2386 You have a lovely resume, but I'm going to have to hire someone who can actually operate my phone, pencil and keyboard. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2387 You tell me why you think our sweaters aren't selling. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2388 Well, you seem extremely qualified. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2389 Honestly, the best part of the job is flexibility. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2390 I have to tell you, my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2391 You would start in management but would be groomed to run the asylum. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2392 I think I know White House material when I see it. Congratulations! 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2393 It gives applicants a better sense of the job. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2394 Your experience as a soccer player will come in handy here. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2395 It looks like it's gonna be another crazy week. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2396 What exactly did you mean when you said you felt confined in your last job? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2397 With the new administration, this will be the new reality here at the C.I.A! 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2398 I can't quite get my arms around the concept. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2399 According to my hallucinations you've done a really good job this quarter. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2400 I must be the sane one because the screen is facing me. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2401 We believe in identifying with our clients. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2402 The glass ceiling should have tipped us off. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2403 Me, too. I didn't know Ivanka's new "Lock Her Up" brand was so literal. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2404 We only hire like-minded individuals 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2405 I see from your resume that you are bat-shit crazy. I think you might fit right in here at The New Yorker. 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
2406 I'd like to get the revised budget before your lobotomy. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2407 I retweeted Trump. You, too? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2408 I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2409 Love that top, where did you ever find it ? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2410 I see you're comfortable with our dress code. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2411 Don't worry. Once we're running the asylum, everything will be great again. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2412 Corporate wanted a more disciplined work culture, starting with the dress code. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2413 What a coincidence I am also Italian. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2414 You'll fit right in. We'er a small group of like-minded people. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2415 Because no one would stop using their phones during meetings. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2416 I'm not sure you're the right person to help us reach out to new customers. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2417 "I get it, the Trump presidency has been hard on all of us". 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2418 I see that you have a nail-biting problem also. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2419 It seems like this position is a good fit for you. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2420 I don't like the new dress code either, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2421 I know you want a position with more freedom, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2422 I am so grateful for this new anti-harassment policy from HR 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2423 You can't have a raise - I'm sorry, my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2424 This makes it harder to lean in. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2425 I wish I could let you out of your contract but my hands are tied 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2426 I'm sorry about your coffee headache, but 'Arms Prohibited in Building' applies to everyone. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2427 You understand executive power at Houdini, Inc. is limited. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2428 I love your resume, but tell me how you'd fit in here. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2429 We believe in hands-free technology and do all we can to support it. If you accept this condition of employmrmt, blink twice. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2430 I'd really like to help you, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2431 Agree that it makes work challenging, but the Trump anti-tweet jacket is all the rage. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2432 I would like to approve your request for less constraint, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2433 Have you ever tried a crazier diet? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2434 So if the employees ask about the year-end bonus tell them it's the board's decision and our hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2435 Like everyone who works here, you'll have a free hand. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2436 I hope they come back. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2437 I see you've read up on our ultra-buttoned-down corporate culture here. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2438 I'm not as crazy as I look. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2439 The dress code for this company is insane! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2440 Welcome to your first day working with the Uber Driverless Car Department." 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2441 We can still make up stories. We just can't upload them. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2442 You're not the first to complain about the new dress code here at the EPA, but honestly, my hands are tied. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2443 I'm looking for a hands-on, self-starter type. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2444 I'd just love to smack you on the face right now. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2445 When do you get out? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2446 Well, no one can say we are paper-pushers! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2447 Okay, we both need to stop saying "Hillary won!" 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2448 Not what I thought when you said, 'straight talk'. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2449 This is a fairly straight laced office. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2450 Our culture? In a word, empowerment. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2451 We're Jewish. We talk with our hands. This is not easy. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2452 It's not so bad. If you type with your nose, you can still check Facebook. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2453 I would have preferred pantsuits. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2454 Give it to me strait 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2455 I can easily see that your are a very seasoned and committed high school teacher. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2456 Don't worry, it took me five years to earn my leg irons. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2457 We believe in a great work-life imbalance. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2458 These anger management exercises are getting out of hand. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2459 So much for trying to break the glass celing. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2460 Just another day at Trump's transition headquarters. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2461 Looks like I'll be tied up all day 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2462 Hurrah for voice activated technology! 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2463 Let me give it to you straight . . . 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2464 It's supposed to keep us off our devices during meetings, but, actually, "Hey, Siri" works just fine. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2465 I quess they caught you knitting too. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2466 I really do sympathize with your situation. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2467 I'd like to help you but this time my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2468 The first step is to admit you have a problem with texting while you are driving. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2469 Does this mean we have a binding obligation? 1.2405 0.06793 79 67 5 7
2470 I prefer the gay jacket. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2471 We are an open... but anti-texting organization. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2472 I appreciate a candidate that I can be strait with. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2473 Define constricted.... 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2474 We have to be straight with one another. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2475 I'd love to employ another token female to the team, but as you can see, my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2476 It's a new thing we are trying in HR, it's called verbal communication therapy. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2477 If you were hired it looks like you would appreciate my hands off management style. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2478 First of all, I'll give you style points. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2479 My empathy knows no bounds. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2480 We all seem to be so wrapped up in our own lives. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2481 I'd like to help with your claim, but my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2482 Didn't my secretary tell you I was all tied up today. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2483 What makes you ask if employee freedom is restricted? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2484 "Oh you're knotty"! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2485 you seem to have what it takes to succeed in our company. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2486 I haven't used this laptop in months. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2487 We believe our employees are more productive if they can't text or tweet. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2488 If you join our firm you'll be expected to embrace our hands-off management style. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2489 OK. One more time without all the body language. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2490 Nice corporate culture here, but not so much flex time. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2491 Some people think our anti-harassment policies are strict, but you should have been here before. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2492 I seem to be having trouble reading your body language. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2493 My Colleagues said I had to be crazy to work with you 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2494 Siri? We are done with our tech free meeting. Can you please release us? 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2495 Sometimes this job makes me thing I'm going sane. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2496 It's so wonderful they let us think freely. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2497 I just worry that you're over-qualified. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2498 Welcome to the transition team, Ms. Brown. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2499 So it's a deal. Let's not shake on it. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2500 And why are you so crazy about this job? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2501 You'd have to be crazy to want to work here, you'll fit right in. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2502 Yes, it does take one to know one. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2503 May I borrow your glasses? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2504 Causal Fridays was getting boring. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2505 The red tape makes working here impossible. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2506 Call me crazy, but it looks better on me. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2507 I'd love to help you, but my hands are tied. You know how it is. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2508 I knew I should have checked to see if we were wearing the same thing. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2509 I find it helps us maintain a professional distance 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2510 This is a safe zone -- unless somebody else shows up. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2511 My previous job was too hands-on. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2512 Your mobile's ringing! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2513 OK, let's start wrapping things up now. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2514 You've heard that working here drives you crazy?! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2515 We like control freaks here. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2516 "Welcome to the Trump team". 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2517 Id really like to help but as you can see My hands are tied as well! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2518 How many words can you type per minute? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2519 What kind of jackets would we have to wear if we were gay? 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2520 We're looking for someone who's committed and knows the ropes! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2521 I miss our casual dress Fridays. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2522 Thinking outside the box is fine. It's acting outside the box that's generally discouraged. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2523 Work is just crazy right now! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2524 First I'd like to thank you for joining the Houdini fan club- 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2525 'I'm thinking of introducing, Jacket-free Fridays.' 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2526 I miss the glass ceiling. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2527 Are we ready for your annual performance review? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2528 Congratulations, you're hired! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2529 This is a secure place 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2530 Welcome to Acme Straight Jackets. I just know we're bound to get along. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2531 We were most certainly bound to meet, that much is very clear. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2532 Call me crazy but I never felt more together. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2533 Can you operate a keyboard with your nose? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2534 I would help you, but my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2535 Unfortunately we can't just "hug it out." 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2536 Congratulations! We're nominating you for Secretary of State. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2537 So, when can't you start? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2538 I wish there were something I could do, but my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2539 Lets get this strait 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2540 It looks like you would fit in well here. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2541 We're bound to have a good interview today. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2542 Many thanks for holding this crisis meeting in your work deadline anxiety dream and not in mine. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2543 Of course, you are free to choose any color you want. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2544 The hours make me crazy but at least we have casual Fridays. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2545 Siri, we are in straitjackets, how do we get free? 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2546 I'm afraid my hands are as tied as yours about this issue. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2547 Do you ever suspect that women's ideas are not appreciated by this company? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2548 So, welcome to the company. Let me show you to your padded cell. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2549 This isn't working - I'm still attracted to you. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2550 Will this job ties me down in any way? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2551 ok, now that we have established our boundaries.... 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2552 I'm glad to see you take our jacket and tie dress code as seriously as I do. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2553 I don't think our Straightjacket Challenge idea is going to go viral. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2554 Glad to see you in proper attire on your first day at the Disarmament Commission. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2555 H.R. is really taking this sexual harassment scandal seriously, huh boss? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2556 Imagine if you sneezed right now. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2557 Normally I'd be happy to lend a hand, I'm just really tied up right now 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2558 Secret to Corporate Success #12: Always dress for the position you want versus the one you have. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2559 So why should we hire you at Houdini Consultants? 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2560 So, any previous experience running an asylum? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2561 The boss insists we not text at work, so I think you'll fit right in. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2562 No, I don't think you're crazy to ask, but my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2563 Recent HR research shows that employees have trouble grasping metaphors. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2564 The offer comes with no strings attached 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2565 What habit are YOU trying to break? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2566 The benefits are great but the job can be stifling at times 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2567 We run a tight ship. Sure you want to work here? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2568 So let me get this strait... 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2569 No, I don't think you're more tightly wrapped than the rest of us. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2570 Let me get this straight. The Board says we have no wiggle room? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2571 Stella McCartney. Yours? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2572 It says here that you're a hands off learner. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2573 Let's wrap it up. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2574 Your nose is longer. Could you peck out a reply for me? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2575 We need to figure out how to break the glass ceiling. Let’s use our heads. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2576 I see you have experience in psychoanalysis. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2577 The job gradually frees you. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2578 Looks like you've got a terrific feel for the company already--the job's yours! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2579 Well, I think we can definitively call "Bring Your Neuroses To Work Day" a success! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2580 As incoming Curator of the "Do Not Touch" wing, I've been asked to show you the ropes. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2581 I see that you got promoted. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2582 We call this "Uptight Monday" in our office. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2583 They hired me because they thought psycho was short for psychologist. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2584 Let's be perfectly strait with each other. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2585 At least we can still think outside the box. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2586 They say 80% of communication is body language. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2587 Let me give it to you strait 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2588 I understand your problem. I wish I could help you. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2589 You've probably heard we're really cutting back on outreach. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2590 That about wraps it up. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2591 Our true barrier isn't the glass ceiling. It's the padded walls. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2592 One of the many issues when the lunatics take over the asylum. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2593 So how are you at typing with your nose? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2594 it's a hands off kind of job 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2595 Who do you think is taking the office supplies? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2596 I'd like to hire you, but my hands are tied. Surely, you can appreciate my predicament. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2597 It seems we're both tied up 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2598 Thanks for attending our Democrats for the next four years meet. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2599 Upper management decided that our proximity to the glass ceiling might result in injury to ourselves or others. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2600 When can you start? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2601 Please just relax and tell me why you think you'd fit in with our organization. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2602 If you do not want to lift a finger, then this is your dream job. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2603 Are you mocking me? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2604 I find it surprisingly liberating - there seem far fewer decisions to make. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2605 You have to be crazy to work here." "Yes, my last job was the cartoon editor for the New Yorker. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2606 Great interview. You'll fit in well here. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2607 I feel like we're really bonding. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2608 I'm glad you noticed we're wearing the same thing. I thought I was going crazy there for a second. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2609 We’re all very committed to what we do here. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2610 I'd love to help you also, but my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2611 I got mine at Barneys, 20% off! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2612 Frankly, it makes me long for the days we were only figuratively in Mitt Romney's Binders. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2613 So tell me where you see yourself in five years. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2614 Management is adamant that we not use our smartphones on company time. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2615 I have an itch. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2616 The boss thinks it will cut down on e-mails. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2617 The new hands-free policy takes some getting used to, but the students won't text anymore in class. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2618 Don't worry. "Casual-dress" Friday is coming up. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2619 Career Bound 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2620 You don't need to be crazy to work here. Psychotic works just fine. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2621 I know we have to be crazy to work here, but the dress code is a bit much. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2622 Management doesn't want any handshake deals. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2623 Yeah, there's not a lot of flexibility here but the pay's good. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2624 Don't also be tongue-tied! Say something. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2625 Didn't you hear? Everything in the office is voice activated. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2626 Now that Trump has been elected, I'm so much more calmer 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2627 And I don't feel the need to check my phone all the time. I am free now. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2628 Per the President Elect's request, these are the outfits for his Cabinet members. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2629 I understand you're feeling constricted. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2630 Our company is a local institution. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2631 This new dress code policy is insane. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2632 Why yes, I am more relaxed. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2633 If you can beat me out of this jacket, you've got the job... 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2634 This is not exactly what I had in mind when I said 'Give it to me straight', Janet. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2635 I'm sorry, but we're going to let you go. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2636 Now what do we do? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2637 You have more knots so you go first. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2638 At what age did you develop your Houdini fascination ? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2639 Remember, this all started with "casual Fridays"... 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2640 How was your first day at Micro-Management Corporation? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2641 Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to tweet, restrain yourself. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2642 You may be right about the new uniforms. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2643 The dress code here is strict, but you'll have no problem fitting in. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2644 Who knew breaking the glass ceiling would get us committed? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2645 You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps...with the dress code. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2646 There's nothing we can do - our hands are tied. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2647 We are a straight laced company 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2648 You'll like working here...They don't bug you over productivity 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2649 Hang in there. The uniform gets switched to strappy bras for spring. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2650 Excellent: you do have to be crazy to work here. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2651 It prevents anyone from clawing their way to the top. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2652 We find it eliminates those annoying "Reply to all" emails. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
2653 Could you pass me the pen? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2654 In this job, I'm always tied up one way or another. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2655 This is going to make the fight for Equal Pay even more challenging. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2656 And why do you feel more qualified for an administrative position? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2657 Now can we have some straight talk? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2658 Google Houdini 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2659 You're just not crazy enough to work here. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2660 I'm sorry. I just don't think you'd be a good fit for us. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2661 And what prior experience do you have in running an asylum? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2662 I think our hands are tied on this one. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2663 These new team-building sessions are really making the difference. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2664 You're hired! I see you have what it takes to work here. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2665 So I think we've wrapped things up here, but I don't think I can manage doing lunch today... 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2666 Your jacket design has been dropped from Spring 2017. I'm sorry, my hands are tied. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2667 At least we won't get carpal tunnel... 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2668 Ever feel like you are in a bind? 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2669 Did you still want to know where I see myself in five years? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2670 I apologize for yet another soul-crushing HR team building experience. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2671 I suppose we could have just turned off our cell phones. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2672 I find these performance evaluation rules a bit constraining, don't you? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2673 Okay, we agree to avoid a 'hands-on' approach. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2674 What makes you think you are a good hire for Houdini Industries? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2675 It's a job that you can really wrap your arms around. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2676 I feel your pain. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2677 Tell me why you think you're qualified to work here. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2678 I'm sorry, you're overqualified. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2679 It renders the glass ceiling superfluous. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2680 Don't blame me--I voted for Her! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2681 We have to be more open with each other 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2682 I'm passing on your manuscript, too much of a nail-biter. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2683 I am going to describe a hypothetical challenging situation to you, and you tell me how you would deal with it. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2684 This place is crazy! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2685 I'm on the waitlist for the pants. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2686 We want to be the Uber of straightjackets. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2687 I think we're getting too close to the glass ceiling. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2688 We went from business casual to business restraining. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2689 This place can drive you crazy sometimes, but it seems you already know that. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2690 Comfortable? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2691 I would like to read our mission statement again. I may have missed something. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2692 Sometimes I find this job to be too constricting. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2693 We will be working on a body control issues today. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2694 It seems like you'll be a good fit for The White House Ethics office 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2695 Perks for the position include voice-activated office equipment and drinking straws. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
2696 Well, you know, we have a hands off policy here. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2697 President Trump will see you now. 1.2338 0.06891 77 66 4 7
2698 Do you think our restrictive dress code stifles productivity? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2699 Ae you sure there aren't any loose ends? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2700 We were bound to do this, don't you agree? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2701 Sorry we have to let you go, you just aren't committed. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2702 Mirroring the interviewer can be overdone. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2703 Seems a bit archaic to have a conversation without email, texts or emojis. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2704 Now you won't add to the draft and I won't edit. It's a win-win. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2705 I think all three of you would be a good fit for our organization. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2706 We all want raises but, as you can see, our hands are tied. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2707 If hired, you're bound to love this job. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2708 I'm sorry, but my hands are tied on this one. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2709 It helps me empathize. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2710 I assume that by now you understand that creativity is not highly valued around here. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2711 It's amazing how many things you can't do without hands! 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2712 I'm so glad I can be straight with you. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2713 Helen, I would love to offer you the position, but the board has chosen another candidate and I'm afraid my hands are tied. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2714 I'll be straight with you; you got the dress code, you get the job. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2715 This seems like severe punishment for surfing the web at work! 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2716 Let me give it to you straight . . . 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2717 Any asylum takeover has its challenges 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2718 After a few months here, you'll be able to tell the difference between the treatment staff and the patients. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2719 Here at Shady Oaks Insane Asylum, we like to make our patients feel right at home! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2720 So you So do you think you can handle the constraints of the job? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2721 All training will be hands on 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2722 Mrs. Houdini, how can I help? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2723 I find swaddling has a calming effect on me as well. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2724 We emphasize constraint 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2725 Yes, indeed, personal hygiene is an issue here 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2726 We're going to have to start saying no. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2727 I'm sorry, that question is out of bounds. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2728 At least we don't have to worry about hitting "reply all." 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2729 We view arms as an appendage that distracts from oral interpretation. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2730 I can see why you might find some of our practices confining. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2731 Our strict dress code leaves no wiggle room for self-expression. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2732 Crazy, huh? I knew we were bound to be friends. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2733 It can be so difficult to hear over the din of body language, don't you agree? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2734 TGIF 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2735 They're never adopted casual Friday here. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2736 I'd love to support your new idea, but my hands are tied. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2737 We're just not getting our arms around this project! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2738 I tried reaching out to HR, but my hands are tied. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2739 Women have always used their minds. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2740 Oh I think the President would love to have you on his transition team 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2741 "Constraints,"I said! "Constraints," not "Restraints." 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2742 I'd offer you a tissue, but I'm having trouble with this damn drawer. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2743 I think we both know why I can't give you a raise. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2744 Well, we've always said you have to be crazy to work here. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2745 I'm not crazy about the new dress code. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2746 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2747 If you were a tree, what type of tree would you be? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2748 I'll do whatever I can to help you out. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2749 You'll see we run a tight ship here 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2750 And we both know the contract is binding... 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2751 I want this office to be a safe space. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2752 Stop projecting. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2753 We're strait-laced, yes, but I think you'll find we're not a stuffy group. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2754 It's our backlash to Casual Friday. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2755 This is the job I've been looking for! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2756 I don't want to have this conversation any more than you do. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2757 We have very little wiggle room. I think a "hands on" approach will work. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2758 Welcome to the office of Mike Pence, where you're straight whether you like it or not. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2759 I objected to the new dress code too but they all said I was crazy. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2760 I'm just glad they got rid of the cubicles. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2761 On a scale between "Houdini" and "Criss Angel," I would rate your job performance thus far as "David Blaine-minus." 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2762 We've found it useful to replace the glass ceiling with a rubber room. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2763 Unfortunately, you meet the minimum qualifications for employment here. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2764 This diet doesn't work in the office. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2765 Swap seats now, doctor? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2766 I'm sorry, Brenda. My hands are tied. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2767 Who’s your tailor? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2768 Casual Fridays are not what they used to be. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2769 I should have never agreed to that psych evaluation. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2770 I'm not mocking you. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2771 That's insane! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2772 So much for the plan that was so crazy it might just work. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2773 This job is just too confining. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2774 No one can say we're not bound and determined to finish this report on time. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2775 We're a tight knit organization. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2776 There's nothing I can do about it... As I'm sure you understand. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2777 Management has us in a real double bind this time. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2778 Houdini wore it best. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2779 If it weren't for Siri, I wouldn't get anything done either. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2780 Oh sure. This'll replace birth control. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2781 Learned helplessness, how very PC 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2782 I've been tied up since this morning.....and you? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2783 I can see you're mad about this job. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2784 There's a pretty large gap in your resume 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2785 We just don't think you're a good fit. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2786 Frankly, we're token hires and not expected to do anything. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2787 I'm not crazy, you're just projecting. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2788 Yeah, that's what I said to MY husband, too. 'Get me something I'll look good in.' 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2789 As you can see, we’re a pretty straight-laced office. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2790 Please be advised that this interview is being taped. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2791 Any chance you'll be free later today? I'm in a real bind and could use your help. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2792 Welcome to Chez Cray-Cray, a pioneer of self-managed asylum living. 1.2308 0.06560 78 66 6 6
2793 First one to escape gets the Christmas bonus. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2794 The dress code is conservative, but we get catered meals and a gym membership. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2795 I'm glad this project isn't one of those "hands on" tasks. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2796 We used to have just a lot of red tape to deal with, those were the good old days. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2797 That doesn't make sense but I like how you think. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2798 Is it you or is it me? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2799 Okay, I understand that there are a few things we need to straighten out. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2800 Office bonding is overrated. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2801 Feel free to be totally open. This is a safe space. 1.2308 0.06809 78 67 4 7
2802 Couldn't we just have put our devices in a drawer? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2803 Says here you once won honorable mention doing the "Hokey Pokey." Please tell me about that 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2804 I don't think we can get our arms around this idea. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2805 I know I look great in this Dianne, but I'm afraid you just can't pull it off. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2806 To be honest, Rita, being a writer for Saturday Night Live just isn't the same since Trump became President Elect. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2807 Before we test your act in the water tank, we want to be sure you can escape here in thirty seconds. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2808 If we offered you a position, would you be OK with being chained to your desk? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2809 Thanks for applying; you're sure to like our dress code: one size fits all. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2810 And what would you say is your biggest sanity? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2811 There really is no need for a mouse or a phone in this position. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2812 We're trying to control workplace touching. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2813 I like your fashion sense, you're hired! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2814 We all need to stop tweeting on the job. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2815 The company's hiring practices are very restrictive. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2816 We have a very strict no-Facebook-at-work policy 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2817 This job calls for patience and restraint. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2818 Before we begin, may I get you a cup of coffee? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2819 Management does know it's just a metaphor? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2820 I'm worried we have a productivity problem. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2821 I love casual Friday's. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2822 On the other hand, I almost never get pulled over for texting while driving anymore. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2823 Yeah, I can relate. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2824 I thought the courts had tied our hands on affirmative action hires before, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2825 I can see that neither of us is going to budge on our negotiating positions. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2826 I wish I could help but my hands are totally tied on this one 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2827 We all get a little bit crazy at the end of the fiscal year 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2828 I'm impressed with your company. My last place was too unconfining. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2829 Hey Siri... 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2830 Well, this is one result of the Roger Ailes settlement. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2831 Tell me, was this your apparel of choice before November 9th? 1.2237 0.06649 76 65 5 6
2832 On the bright side, our heating costs are down 20% this month 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2833 I see you've already met head of HR. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2834 Well I'd love to help you, but clearly my hands are tied. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2835 Im afraid we just can't shake on that - my hands are tied. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2836 So, how do think this occupational therapy is working? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2837 It gets a little crazy here during tax season. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2838 I don't like working with my hands either. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2839 Fine. You? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2840 How can we possibly get there? We're both tied up at the office. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2841 We think you're a good fit. When can you start? 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2842 I'm a big proponent of straight-talk. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2843 "So tell me, do you think you have the personality for this position? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2844 Where did you have your nails done? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2845 Just tell them our hands are tied. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2846 Listen, you scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2847 Thank goodness for speech to text. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2848 I'd hit the escape button, but my hands are tied. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2849 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2850 Kinda makes me nostalgic for the days of golden handcuffs. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2851 It's hard to unwind after being tied up in meetings all day, isn't it? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2852 Well, you're right. Sometimes it does get a little crazy around here sometimes. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2853 Let's just assume for now that front office doesn't want us making any changes to this file. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2854 Who thought there'd be such a virulent backlash against casual Fridays? 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2855 Let's discuss your options 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2856 This is known in psychoanalysis as a transference. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2857 Give it to me straight, doc. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2858 If we can figure out how Houdini did it we can get back our cell phone and computer! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2859 Dior? 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2860 I would love to help you but my hands are tied. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2861 I'm finding the company's new internet violation policy a bit binding, aren't you? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2862 Now that we have that settled how can I help you? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2863 Something tells me we went too far with texting during office hours! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2864 I think the new dress code is decreasing productivity. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2865 Maybe both of us should update our resumes. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2866 I think you'll fit right in with our corporate culture! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2867 did you pay retail? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2868 We're both pretty tied up now, so we probably should get back to our work. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2869 Two record executives listening to the new Justin Bieber album 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2870 I like how you’ve accessorized your jacket. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2871 It says "for solution press play". 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2872 I also thought they said they would retrain us for the job. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2873 Look Helen. I'm going to be straight with you. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2874 It's great how e-mail just doesn't matter any more. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2875 I understand you trained with Houdini? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2876 Let's try again to negotiate a peaceful settlement. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2877 I know I've seen you somewhere before, but I just can't put my finger on it. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2878 Karen, you were absolutely right. This post-election swaddling has been a godsend. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2879 You've got to hand it to HR. This has really solved my carpal tunnel. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2880 I don't know how to tell you this, so I'll just give it to you strait, Jackie. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2881 Your imaginary résumé looks really good. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2882 Seems like you'd be able to handle the job stress here. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2883 Now we're free to talk. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2884 There's really nothing more I can do for you. Put yourself in my position... 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2885 I didn't see this mentioned in the employee handbook. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2886 I miss the days of annual review where we could simply urge restraint 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2887 I can assure you that we will harness whatever energy and enthusiasm you bring to the table. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2888 Eye contact training. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2889 Any thoughts on how to accessorize? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2890 This is knot funny. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2891 I feel like it's more of a weekend outfit. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2892 This new anti-theft program has been a complete success. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2893 Where do you see yourself 10 years from now? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2894 I empathise with your situation, but my hands are tied. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2895 I agree, the company's suggested anger management techniques are helping, but it's a lot more difficult responding to e-mail. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2896 Think you can dislocate your own shoulder in time for lunch? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2897 I really think we should try weight watchers 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2898 You appear to have the right qualifications! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2899 Want to arm wrestle? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2900 The safe word is the same as the Wi-Fi login. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2901 I guess we have reached an impasse. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2902 You clearly have an insane experience, but my hands are tied at the moment! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2903 I know I am but what are you? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2904 You'll fit right in. We all voted for him. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2905 Don't worry, you'll fit in well around here. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2906 For me it's about escaping the drudgery of the job. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2907 This project will require a very special skill set. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2908 So you've been tied up today too. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2909 I think you're too wrapped up in it. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2910 First we went paperless. Now we are hands-free. What's next, virtual employment? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2911 I'd love to make sure you get this promotion, but you must understand that my hands are, well, you know... 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2912 Watch what you say; it's on voice activation. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2913 We have to talk. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2914 Maybe Siri could help. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2915 Tell me more about yourself, we're bound to have something in common. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2916 Gucci? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2917 We'd like to address that issue; unfortunately, our hands are tied. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2918 I'd like to, but I'm afraid my hands are tied. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2919 Ok so, how do we get out of this binding contract? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2920 I hear you cut through the red tape. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2921 We also have an exceptional employee assistance program 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2922 I think management has gone a bit overboard trying to curb online shopping at work. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2923 I don't feel micromanaged, do you? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2924 Looks like our hands are tied on the matter 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2925 You have to know your audience. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2926 I've decided to plan a company picnic so we all can unwind. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2927 I can't plea insanity for you, my hands are tied. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2928 Sorry, I'd really like to help you with this, by my hands are also tied. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2929 Making a case for binding resolution. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2930 Seems your hands are tied as well. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2931 Don't worry, I won't bite. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2932 Face it: productivity has been down since that company bonding day. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2933 Some holding company we turned out to be. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2934 Do you have prior experience in a crazy office environment? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2935 I'll reply to your email on Causal Friday. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2936 A meeting between an editor and her reporter during the "Trump Years." 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2937 Mine is Vera Wang. What are you wearing? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2938 I'm tied up at the moment, but I can fit you in next week. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2939 How do you like Restrained Fridays? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2940 I'm not so sure about these new budget constraints. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2941 The 12 Strap Approach to addressing social media addiction. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2942 They keep making the national sign language contest more difficult. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2943 OK, then. I believe that ties up all the loose ends. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2944 So much for "boundless opportunities." 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2945 On casual Fridays, handcuffs are appropriate. 1.2237 0.06649 76 65 5 6
2946 How do you do lunch? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2947 I'm sorry, she's tied up right now. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2948 Apparently, we were supposed to tidy up. Stupid autocorrect. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2949 I think you'll like joining a company where not just the prices are insane. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2950 If we were to hire you, do you think you'd have a problem with the dress code? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2951 I'm a team player. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2952 Congratulations. You've been accepted to the Houdini Conservatory for Psychic Pianists. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2953 I'll ask the questions. What makes you think the inmates run this asylum? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2954 The new dress code is to protect against discrimination lawsuit by the patients. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2955 How did we do this to each other? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2956 I feel like this company is holding me back 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2957 How did we get here ? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2958 We have zero tolerance for lewd gestures. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2959 The gag rule doesn't apply here. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2960 I love that they let you be yourself here. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2961 I'm happy to tell you that we have a great voice recognition program 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2962 We can't today, we're all tied up. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2963 It's a bit of a stretch to say I like working here 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2964 You're hired. Let's shoulder bump on it. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2965 When I signed up for hands free... 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2966 My therepist says that I needed to show some empathy. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2967 I'd love to put you in for a raise, but my arms are tied. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2968 No, Thursday's no good. I'll be tied up all day. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2969 From one straight shooter to another ... 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2970 Here at Disney, we encourage our employees to reach for their dreams! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2971 Ok , now let's complete your exit interview. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2972 I'd love to hire you, but my hands are tied. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2973 What a year. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2974 Are we tight now? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2975 Well, let's agree to disagree then, shall we? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2976 I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do. Our hands are tied. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2977 I think it's fair to say neither one of us is sneaking out early today. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2978 The classic double bind is not just a theory, my dear! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2979 So how are you liking the new post-election dress code? 1.2237 0.06649 76 65 5 6
2980 I've found that making fun of my patients improves their self-esteem. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2981 It's latest line of apparel - I call it "Over-Active Wear" 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2982 So this is what happens when you break through the glass ceiling. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2983 I think we both need counseling. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2984 You're tied up. I'm tied up. ... just kick it to a contractor. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2985 Name a time you were in bind, and precisely what you did to get out of it. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2986 Welcome to the Houdini Institute initial interview. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2987 It's really cut down on our social media addiction, don't you think? 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2988 I'd love to hire you, but my hands are tied. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2989 Get outta here! 1.2237 0.06908 76 66 3 7
2990 I'm so sorry, but, as you can see, my hands are tied 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2991 Siri, we'll have malteds for lunch. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2992 The boss warned us she was going to do this if we didn't stop using our phones during meetings. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2993 No...there is no glass ceiling... 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2994 Trust me, it's the only way to stay twitter free. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2995 Who do you think you'll be a year from now? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2996 Rest assured, this contract is not legally binding. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2997 I'm giving it to you straight. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2998 First things first - put yourself in the customer's shoes. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2999 Ah... being a woman in the workplace. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3000 We got ourselves into this, now we have to get ourselves out of it. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3001 We might be here late tonight 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3002 Is that your phone buzzing or mine? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3003 Maybe we shouldn't have broken the glass ceiling. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3004 To work here, it helps to be Houdini 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3005 I'd like to help but my hands are tied too. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3006 At least it isn't red tape. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3007 Hillary. You? 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
3008 I would love to help you out on this loan, but really, my hands are tied. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
3009 Now let me get this strait . . . 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3010 ''I can really relate to your situation and I'd like to help you out, but unfortunately, my hands are tied." 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3011 Without Corporate's approval, our hands are tied. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3012 When did we end casual dress Fridays? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3013 Sorry, our boss is nuts and we're just going along with it. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3014 What makes you think government regulations have gotten out of hand? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3015 It really is a fine line. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3016 I'm sorry Jane, but four of your six personalities are behind their quotas this quarter 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
3017 This voice recognition software is really amazing. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3018 I'm interested in a job in your company because it looks like a place where women are given the latitude they need to advance and excel. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3019 Let me tell it to you straight. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3020 Our Compliance Department prefers to err on the side of caution. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3021 I think you will fit right in. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3022 So, woman to woman, what makes you think you are crazy? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3023 Your resume is excellent, but my hands are tied. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3024 I'll get straight to the point. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3025 Repeat after me. "Make America Great Again!" 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3026 Like many of us in the entertainment industry, you are just too wrapped up in yourself. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3027 So, what's new with you? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3028 Let's be straight with each other! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3029 The company dress code is a little restrictive. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3030 We're bound to succeed. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3031 Well, it's good to see that you also have anger management issues. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3032 This frees us up to be straight with each other. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3033 I can tell by your body language that you are frustrated, but my hands are tied. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3034 I'd like to help you advance, but I'm a bit tied up right now. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3035 We like your style, Erica, but nose-typing proficiency is non-negotiable. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3036 Let me get this straight... 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3037 As you've probably noticed, the water boarding position has been filled. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3038 Yes, it's impractical, but you and I both know we're the best dressed employees in this department. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3039 I'm going to cut strait to the chase, how soon can you start? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3040 This is harder than the week without sugar. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3041 Okay, give it to me straight 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3042 So yes, we believe in safe spaces. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3043 No ..., but it helps. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3044 Where do you see yourself with this company in 5 years? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3045 At least they got rid of the glass ceiling. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3046 I can't scratch your back just like you can't scratch mine. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3047 Well, seeing as we're pretty strait-laced around here, I think you'll fit in just fine. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3048 Of all the companies I have worked for, This place has the strictest dress code! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3049 What to do Thai for lunch? 1.2133 0.06656 75 65 4 6
3050 I'm wondering if we should be taking a closer look at efficiency. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3051 Are we sending the right message for 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day'? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3052 Hired! Welcome to 'Anti-Air-Quotes-R-Us.' 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3053 And what is your nose-typing speed? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3054 What make you a good fit for our company? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3055 It drives us all a little crazy around here at times, but necessity really is the inspiration for our entire line of hands-free solutions. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3056 I don't think you're crazy. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3057 On the raise, my hands are tied. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3058 Election recovery... 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3059 So this is our punishment for breaking the glass ceiling. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3060 Very nice. Macys? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3061 They make me use my nose on the keyboard and they call me crazy. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3062 After a while, it's actually quite liberating. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3063 You have to project your thoughts. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3064 I'll bet as a kid you were a hugger. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3065 Well, if I'm being honest, my hands are also tied. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3066 I'd kill for a glass ceiling. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3067 Do you think these will sell? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3068 At least we're being honest telling our husbands we were all tied up at work. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3069 Keep this up and you'll make partner in no time 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3070 I'm sorry, Marjorie. Our hands are tied. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3071 Can you grab me a tissue? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3072 I think you'll fit in around here just fine. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3073 Your hands are tied? Look at me. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3074 Funny, I feel that my hands are tied as well. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3075 Uh-oh, my nose is itchy. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3076 I'm sorry to let you go like this but my hands are tied. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3077 Our problem might be less straightforward than we think. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3078 I know we are a bit straight laced around here, but I need you to loosen up. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3079 I just talked to your Mom. Now I understand. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3080 Really? I collect crossbows too! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3081 Lets get this strait 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3082 I just wanted you to get a feel of what you are getting yourself into if you start working for this company. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3083 I'm starting to think that I should have asked for the standing desk instead. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3084 And so how did YOU get into asylum management? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3085 So we don't interfere with the robots. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3086 Obviously, Mrs. Mitchell, your son drives people crazy. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3087 How skilled are you at typing with your toes? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3088 Since you know the dress code, you'll be fine working here. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3089 My hands are tied. The dress code stays. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3090 If we don't wear our company's latest fashions, who will? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3091 Whatever. I still believe in group hugs. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3092 IT says we have something called ransomware 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3093 Like I already told you- my hands are tied. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3094 Yep, I know how you feel. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3095 It's our IT people's way of encouraging the use of Siri. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3096 We don't allow back scratching or handshake deals here. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3097 How do you do control-alt-delete? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3098 I'm going to give it to you straight. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3099 You have to be crazy to wanna work here. Check. So how's your Spanish? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3100 They want more fake news. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3101 Your ex-husband called and said you'd be perfect for this job. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3102 Can you tell me a little more about the company's long-term care policy? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3103 I understand you have some concerns about our new HR policy. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3104 I'm not as straight-laced as you might think. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3105 I understand that you are constrained, and I'd like to help you, but my hands are tied. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3106 Believe me, this job will drive you crazy. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3107 What do you do when your nose itches? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3108 We have a no backscratching policy. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3109 If appointed, what are your plans to 'Make America Great Again?' 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3110 I'm not so crazy about this job either. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3111 Well, now that we're running things, I think our first order of business should be to take off the straight jackets. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3112 The odds must be astronomical that we both attended the Poison Sumac Festival. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3113 I like that you've embraced the spirit of this company. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3114 We are the industry leader in safe spaces. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3115 Whether you like it or not, this will be a war of words. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3116 When did you first have the feeling that you weren't going anywhere in this job? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3117 Sorry I can't give you a raise, my hands are tied. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3118 See, it is very difficult to talk without using your hands. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3119 I know how exactly how you feel... 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3120 We're proud of our competitive academic environment here at Hannibal Lector University. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3121 Here at 'Harry Houdini's School of Escape Artists,' new students are given exactly 10 minutes to free themselves and completely fill out the registration forms required . Time starts now ... 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3122 I think you'd be a good fit for our corporate culture. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3123 The first one to escape gets the Houdini account. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3124 As your lawyer, I must advise you that we are bound by our contractual obligations. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3125 On Friday they let us wear sport jackets. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3126 Frankly, I don't love your body language. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3127 Bind leading the bind. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3128 This job demands patience and a sharp nose. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3129 It prevents me from surfing the internet to see what Trump is up to now. Ironically, it's the only thing that keeps me sane. You too? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3130 How do you escape stress in the workplace? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3131 At Straight Jacket Corp. we keep our hands to ourselves. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3132 Whoever thought we would find each other in such dire straits? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3133 Finally, administration was straight with us. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3134 It's HR's new protocol after a couple of annual reviews that went sideways. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3135 Let's do this when we're not so tied up. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3136 Medical benefits are provided. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3137 No, we are not taking any new patients at the moment. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3138 It appears we've reached an impasse. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3139 you can be the doctor tomorrow. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3140 Our company really values overthinking. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3141 Gotta love the Escape key. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3142 I know we're both tied up, but these deadlines are driving me crazy. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3143 How could we know “Lock her up!” meant us too? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3144 How long? The next four to eight years. 1.2133 0.06656 75 65 4 6
3145 I think you will fit in here. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3146 I'm sorry, Ms. Houdini, but I can't help you: my hands are tied. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3147 Your problem is you are too restrained. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3148 I don't see the Escape key. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3149 On Casual Fridays, they'll release one of your hands for fifteen minutes. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3150 We just feel that your not committed. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3151 Are you as stressed out about work as I am? 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3152 I'm bound to have some questions and I'm sure you are bound to have some answers. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3153 Looks like everything is under control. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3154 You seem well suited for the job, but I'm concerned that you are too tied down. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3155 Did I mention our strict policy against online shopping from the office? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3156 At least I didn't pay retail like you did. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3157 Are you the ventriloquist or am I? 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3158 I share your feeling of constraint.... 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3159 Can you click it to disable these add-ons? 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3160 See? This is what happens when we try to break the glass ceiling! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3161 The robots don't like us touching thier things. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3162 ¨We´re in a real bind here.¨ 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3163 I guess we were told to expect being tied up before the holidays. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3164 Feel free to let your mind go. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3165 As you can see, we have a rather strict dress code. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3166 You seem like a perfect applicant. Could you hand me my pen? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3167 Mine's a wedding present from my husband. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3168 We're looking for someone who knows how to cut through red tape. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3169 Let's make some magic together. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3170 They finally did something about the sexual harassment reports. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3171 A minute fifteen!, What's your best timing ? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3172 Me too....if it says ' Stella McCartney'... I am totally grabbing one. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3173 I have been here 5 years now and feel that I haven't been used to my full potential. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3174 My hands are tied on the salary offer. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3175 The inmates merged and acquired the asylum. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3176 Guess he wasn't the Good Humor man. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3177 I think you'll find us easy going, as long as you follow the rules. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3178 Our sexual harassment policy is very strict. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3179 At least we're doing no harm. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3180 I'm all tied up too. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3181 What was your last job? Please say escape artist. 1.2105 0.06574 76 66 4 6
3182 Why did you call this meeting, I'm completely tied up right now.... 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3183 I think the glass ceiling was better than this. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3184 'Straight Jacket Saturdays" just might get us back to a five-day work week. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3185 Do you want to hit the Trough for lunch? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3186 You don't seem crazy to me at all. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3187 I guarantee you that this treatment will cure you of your nail biting habit. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3188 I love tie-up Tuesdays, except for that itch you can't scratch! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3189 I just didn't think the "no high-five" policy was something that was enforced. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3190 Thanks for being prepared for your interview. I'm assuming you brought your own water tank? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3191 It prevents overeating, too 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3192 What we women do to look slimmer... 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3193 Maybe I should have had you pay for the visit before we got started. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3194 No need to worry, we are not a hands on organization. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3195 So this is how you're dealing the election, too? It's great, but I have to type with my nose. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3196 I'm so glad we can be straight with each other. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3197 Let's have a no-holds-barred conversation. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3198 It's really tough to get anything done around here! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3199 Thank you for your interest in peer-to-peer counseling. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3200 Would you expand on the comment in job application about your desire to shed your cocoon and spread your wings? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3201 I hear what you're saying, but my hands are tied. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3202 I can sympathize. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3203 You scratch mine and I'll scratch yours. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3204 I find this keeps me from knitting in meetings, also. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3205 The scary thing is that although we don't get anything done, our stock keeps going up. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3206 Well, I'll be! It DOES help if you work here... 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3207 Have you considered a lateral move? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3208 I bought mine at a medical supply store, I was shopping for a sitz bath when it jumped right out and said "Me". 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3209 It's a new Mac. There is no Escape key. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3210 So I see you made the mistake of saying this job makes you crazy too 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3211 We have a hands-off management strategy. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3212 Sorry I can't help.My hands are tied. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3213 who's crazy now? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3214 How do you like our new facebook office in China? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3215 This company takes 'Hands Free' a little too far. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3216 I thought we agreed you would stop wearing my jacket. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3217 ' i know they're way trendy now, but i love the detail don't you?' 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3218 Now you must understand my position. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3219 Now do you feel more comfortable? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3220 Call me crazy, but lately I feel like we're being creatively restricted. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3221 I can totally empathize. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3222 If I point and click with my nose, I may be able to get us out of this. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3223 When do you get out? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3224 I'm not crazy about your c.v., but I do believe you'll fit in here 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3225 I guess it was just a matter of time before the editors here at Mad Magazine recognized the obvious. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3226 As I tell all applicants, we do have a dress code here... 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3227 Welcome to Apple. You're interviewing with the "Hey Siri" team. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3228 Yes, some minor challenges...like Ctrl, Alt, Delete. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3229 I think we're bonding already. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3230 I hear you feel the new dress code is a bit restrictive? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3231 We can sit here all day, but I'm still going to want to tear off your designer glasses and rip your eyes out." 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3232 I am demonstrating step one in Pence’s National Conversion Therapy Plan. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3233 This next test will assess your wiggling skills. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3234 The new HR policy did away with golden handcuffs. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3235 You're bound to like it here. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3236 What happened to casual Fridays? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3237 What should our hashtag be? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3238 I can see that you need time off from work too. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3239 No. We do not require psychological profile testing for the job... 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3240 I think you're focusing too much on how little you can move. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3241 You're right, it does make working here easier! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3242 I'm sorry, but we already have a President. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3243 I can't help you. My hands are tied. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3244 I see what you mean. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3245 and then HR told us to show a bit more restraint... 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3246 I'm sorry Judith, but my hands are tied, and God only knows where yours are.... 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3247 Keyboarding with your nose is a requirement for employment. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3248 I find the latest fashion trends are so confining. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3249 At the count of three if you can remove the straight jacket faster than me you are hired! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3250 Let's talk. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3251 My shrink recommended it as a way to keep me from regularly posting on Facebook. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3252 Is it just me, do you notice anything different since the last national election? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3253 I'll get straight to the point. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3254 I assume you know I can see your finger through the canvas. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3255 I think you'll find our company a crazy place to work. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3256 Of course I'd like to help but I have certain restrictions. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3257 I've got an itch I need to scratch 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3258 How are we supposed to pee? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3259 Welcome to the on-boarding process here at Houdini, Inc. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3260 I'm feeling trapped in my job 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3261 I know, I'm just as uncomfortable giving annual performance reviews. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3262 Congratulations! I see you have lost 10 pounds on our Venus De Milo diet. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3263 It seemed like a crazy idea, but here we are. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3264 New White House staffer in what capacity? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3265 I just need a strait answer. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3266 I never could breastfeed either. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3267 Your first magic trick interview answer will be to get me out of MY straitjacket BEFORE you get out of yours. You have 10 seconds, starting...now! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3268 HR's gone a little overboard since that last sexual harassment case. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3269 The cashmere lining, makes it tolerable. Am I right? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3270 "I must of been crazy to take this job, and you must be crazy to apply". 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3271 Just be grateful they've cut all that red tape. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3272 Make the workplace safe again 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3273 Glad you like to conceptualize. We're not exactly a hands-on outfit. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3274 Yeah, work seems more constraining these days. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3275 So, when did you first realise you were straight? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3276 I used to get jumpy during interviews too but you seem really restrained 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3277 We eschew any hands-on training. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3278 This prevents us from even smudging the ceiling, let alone shattering it. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3279 Silence of the Lambs is your favorite movie! Me, too! 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3280 I think you'd be perfect for the job. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3281 You would tell me if I had something in my teeth, right? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3282 The inmates may be running the asylum, but we're also beating last year's projections by 19%. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3283 Told my husband for years that clients were driving me crazy. Guess he'll listen now. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3284 This brings empathy into question. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3285 Yes, I am straight too. Will that be a problem? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3286 I always find these one-on-one meetings uncomfortable 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3287 I think you'll make a great addition to 'Mad Magazine. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3288 We market it to schools as an environmentally friendly no texting motivational tool. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3289 Think of it like dancing backwards in heels. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3290 You have to be a little crazy to work here--and you're hired. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3291 Everything starts with good posture. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3292 So, how's this new diet working for you? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3293 Some new hires find the culture a bit constraining at first 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3294 Maybe we should try a hands-on approach. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3295 I know you are but what am I 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3296 How are you qualified to be a raging maniac? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3297 Oh, and in case you're thinking of getting up and leaving, you're hired. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3298 Art of negotiation: Never be the first to make a move. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3299 Our boss calls it "Straitjacket Strategy" to restrict our ability to use company time surfing the internet. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3300 Truthfully, we don't accomplish much here. But you'll enjoy the camaraderie! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3301 Is it just me, or is the new office dress code is a bit too constrictive? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3302 Let's not make this a call to arms. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3303 Here we don't think outside the box. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3304 We'd be crazy not to think outside conventional constraints 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3305 They've asked us to keep thinking inside the box. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3306 The latest trend, "the unable to put food in mouth" diet. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3307 The Houdini Foundation has special tests for job applicants. Shall I demonstrate? 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3308 Can't wait for Trump to cut the regulations tying us all up. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3309 Well, this sure has stopped the fraternization in the office. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3310 Siri, call Dr. Miller please. 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
3311 Sorry, but my hands are tied on this. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3312 Let me give this to you straight. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3313 It's so neither of us answers our cell phone. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3314 I'm not sure you're the right fit. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3315 This is a free and open workplace, but we each have to work within certain constraints. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3316 I'd like to hire you, but things are tight right now. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3317 He seemed like such a nice young man. 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
3318 The inmates have officially taken over this institution! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3319 I've worked with hands free systems at other companies before but this is just crazy. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3320 I know it's been crazy around here lately, but if we just keep practicing restraint... 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3321 Frankly, we're concerned that you'll fit in here. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3322 Well, at least you aren't tongue-tied. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3323 We are strongly anti-touchpad! 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3324 And then I said, "My hands are tied". 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3325 Don't think of me as the therapist, I'm just another client. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3326 Let`s so lunch on Thursday if you`re not tied up. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3327 You signed the confidentiality agreement? Good. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3328 My sister did always say that it takes one to know one. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3329 Yes, we will be "literally" tied up for weeks. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3330 If you were a medication, what medication would you be? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3331 Your background is a nice fit with our company. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3332 First he brings this curvy jacket, so I yell "Bring us straight jackets!" and this is what we get? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3333 Would you know if Siri works on a laptop? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3334 A willingness to bring your own straight jacket to work definitely gives you a leg up over the other applicants. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3335 I see you've read the "Mirroring" chapter of my body language book. Well played. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3336 I'm afraid you would not meet our need for outreach. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3337 I just don't know if I really fit in around here. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3338 I hope I never have to go back to working with my hands. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3339 So you specialize in American Sign Language? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3340 This place can really make you crazy. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3341 ... and that is how you use Power point 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3342 I'm going to be strait with you: my hands are tied. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3343 And what makes you qualified for this job? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3344 You can't always get what you want But, if you're tied sometimes, You get what you need. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3345 Let's make it quick, we're on a tight schedule. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3346 I, too, miss the red tape. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3347 Let me be straight with you. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3348 I got mine at Burlington. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3349 Are we off the record? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3350 Now we can think strait. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3351 I know who you voted for, what else can you tell me about yourself? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3352 Wow! This communication thing is hard! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3353 So why do you even have a computer? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3354 Stop saying 'Your hands are tied' !! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3355 As of January 20th, all EPA employees will wear federally-mandated uniforms, woven from endangered grasses found under the Dakota Pipeline. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3356 This crackdown on social media time is a complete overkill. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3357 Just being crazy to work here is not enough. We'd really need you to step up 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3358 At least our carpal tunnel nerves are in great shape. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3359 Yes, dear, I empathize; breaking that glass ceiling and arriving intact were two different things. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3360 This protest isn't working - management likes us this way. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3361 Why did you come to me with your problem? Didn't my secretary tell you I'm tied up all week? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3362 You too? 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3363 We'll call it the Trump Jacket 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3364 Can't you see I'm tied up today? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3365 I understand we are pretty tied up both of us. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3366 This company could certainly use a few new hands. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3367 I hope we're in a cartoon contest or something. I can't understand any other reason for this Madness 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3368 It's so difficult to get anything done; we're all so tied up. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3369 Our company respects freedom of speech and openness. Relax and feel free... 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
3370 We could work together, if you weren't tied up. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3371 This is driving me insane 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3372 People say I talk with my hands too much. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3373 This is HR's solution to carpal tunnel syndrome. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3374 I'm really thinking that you're a good fit for this company. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3375 I hate working for the Trumps! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3376 Now that we're settled, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3377 I went with the Gorilla wrap, I see you went with the generic brand. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3378 I'm afraid your typing skills do not meet the requirements for the position you applied for. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3379 When sign language gets a time out. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3380 You'd have to be crazy to work with our clients 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3381 Corporate felt that our dress code was too lenient. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3382 You're right. I've also been diagnosed with OCEC, Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3383 Sorry to keep you waiting, but it's been one of those crazy days! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3384 So, you're on a diet, too? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3385 - "I voted." - "Me too." 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
3386 We do tend to seek out employees with a restrained attitude. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3387 Funny you should mention it....I'm pretty wound up myself today. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3388 Maybe if we both lean in at the same time? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3389 Feel free to take the chair with you. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3390 I am being straight ! Of course I like your jacket 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3391 We must stop meeting like this. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3392 Beyond inventing that "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps!" slogan, our company has seriously underperformed. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3393 Our company prefers to call it a gay jacket. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3394 I feel constrained too, but suck it in and get your job done! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3395 Thanks for visiting. I get very tied up at work, if you know what i mean. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3396 let's have some straight talk 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3397 I'm sorry, i wish i could help. But my hands are tied. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3398 The pay sucks, but you'll have complete creative freedom 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3399 This really ties things up doesn't it. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3400 Some people say ya gotta be crazy to work here, but I think YOU'LL fit right in. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3401 You look well qualified to me. When can you start? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3402 At least 4 years, but it could be 8. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3403 Phone issue solved. Next order of business. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3404 That's fine. None of us here are that flexible. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3405 Alexa, the password is Houdini. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3406 So, why do you think you are qualified for this job? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3407 This letter says I'd have to be crazy to hire you. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3408 Everything all right, Tina? You seem wound a little tight. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3409 Running the asylum was fine till some joker replaced the light switches with The Clapper. 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
3410 He was serious when he said that we would be all tied up for the day. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3411 That wraps up our meeting. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3412 Oh, you'd be amazed howmany of our former employees thought it was just an old saying. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3413 I want to be straight with you. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3414 Let's just agree that this is no time to play Twister. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3415 My great grandfather was Houdini too! 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3416 I'm not sure this was essential for the Siri beta testing, but whatever. 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
3417 I'm glad to see you took my invitation for some straight talk so seriously 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3418 I'm here to pass along institutional knowledge. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3419 I was tied up in traffic. What's your excuse? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3420 Wish we could finish this interview, but my hands are tied. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3421 I think you're just the candidate for the position we are looking for! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3422 We're getting away from "you scratch my back I'll scratch your's" here. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3423 I only wish these came in more than one size! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3424 It;s not what I expected either, when I agreed to a straight talk. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3425 Tell me, what's your greatest weakness? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3426 It's supposed to boost my productivity. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3427 He says I'm too restrained in meetings. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3428 Tell me again...you're unable to do your work for what reason? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3429 Glad to see you are as wrapped up in your life as we are in our work. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3430 I'm strapped for cash. What's your excuse? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3431 I'm sorry ma'm but there is not a lot we can do in this situation. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3432 The good news is this dress code will probably only be around for four years. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3433 'Has it helped curb your social media addiction?" 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3434 I'm a great believer in showing empathy for my patients. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3435 Are you always this buttoned down? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3436 I can't do anything. My hands are tied. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3437 Okay. Escape room Friday isn't a thing. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3438 I don't get why they keep calling us crazy. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3439 It now appears I was optimistic when I said our hands were tied in this matter 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3440 I like dressing for success, too. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3441 Lemme see YOU Lean in!! 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3442 It's some sort of Team Building thing. Corporate thought it would be cute to serve finger food for lunch and see what happens. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3443 I think we should make it an arm's length deal. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3444 The company has gone overboard trying to prevent sexual harrassment 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3445 Welcome to the newspaper, do you know morse code? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3446 These empathy exercises are productivity killers. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3447 Your experience with red tape is very attractive. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3448 Sorry. My hands are also tied. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3449 What is the work-life balance like here? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3450 You're a good fit, but my hands are tied. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3451 I just don't see where we have anything in common. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3452 We're thrilled to have you join us. As you can see, the patients run the place, and, Heh Heh! Guess who is in charge! 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3453 So glad we could finally get this strait! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3454 Lets get straight to the design of the jacket. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3455 Corporate’s “no cell phones at meetings rule” 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3456 Which campaign did you work for? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3457 Well here, we believe in freeing the mind 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3458 "You can tell me, remember, this is a "safe space". 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3459 I hope you can appreciate the fact my hands are tied on this one. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3460 You're saying that productivity might be better than conformity? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3461 Vintage Versace, right? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3462 I see you're getting the wardrobe memos now. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3463 It's a binding contract?" "Sorry, I wish I could help but my hands are tied. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3464 Our last hire wasn't wrapped too tight. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3465 As a Supervisor I am constrained in ways that you could never imagine. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3466 We're looking for someone who doesn't think outside the box. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3467 Sure, top of your class, but without prior experience I can only hire you if you can escape yours first. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3468 SO-- HOW ELSE ARE YOU DEALING WITH YOUR ADDICTION? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3469 It isn't working. I still love you. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3470 Is your husband driving you crazy too? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3471 Mr. Houdini is stuck in traffic. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3472 You'll need to be able to toe type like crazy. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3473 It's called an arbitration clause. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3474 When the timer starts, we'll each have 90 seconds to check messages and send the next tweet. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3475 You were doing Mach 2 in a Mach-1 zone. (I know, I know!... this was last week's contest. It just now came to me!) 1.1857 0.06838 70 63 1 6
3476 Maybe we shouldn't have sold all our stocks the day after he won. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3477 How many words-per-minute can you type with the tip of your nose? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3478 . . . and no notes will be taken by either of us . . . 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3479 We try not give our writers false hope on the creative liberties they'll be allowed. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3480 I could go over your résumé, but let's discuss my screen saver instead. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3481 As members designated to be part of the White House staff, we are not allowed to stop/change/alter any twitters from the President Elect. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3482 No, just the women. It’s to remind us never to expect to be President. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3483 On the plus side, Friday is dress down day. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3484 The job will be awarded to the loudest screamer. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3485 The uniform is a bit tight, but the office spaces are quite large. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3486 I think it's time to wrap this up since we're all tied up right now. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3487 Actually, I'm not crazy about it either. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3488 We take our email security very seriously now President Trump is in charge. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3489 I ordered Thai, nitwit! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3490 Don't you just hate getting all wrapped up in petty politics? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3491 Let me stress -- you should feel free. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3492 It looks like you have the kind of management experience we need to help run this place. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3493 I think that wraps up everything for this interview. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3494 Let's meet later when we are not so tied up. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3495 Perhaps I didn't need to add "dire." 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3496 The admissions office at the Houdini Illusionist College offers part time job options for applicants that do not make it past the the initial entrance exam. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3497 Okay we took over. Where's the transition plan? 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3498 True, going to the restroom can be a challenge, but you will love our hands off approach......................... 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3499 Yes, we're now running the place. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3500 It takes one to know one. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3501 Life is constricting doctor, don't you agree? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3502 I understand you feel strapped, but my hands are tied. I can't give you a raise. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3503 This new dress code is crazy! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3504 I'm glad to see you're embracing the new dress code. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3505 Most tweets I can ignore, but sometimes I do have to stick my nose in. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3506 So, where do you see Elvis in 5 years? 1.1857 0.06528 70 62 3 5
3507 The company padded wagon is just one of the many perks. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3508 You'll have to sign this release form before we can proceed with your application. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3509 I'm showing solidarity with the criminally insane. What's your story? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3510 I'm not budging on the salary. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3511 Let's dispense with the formality of shaking hands. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3512 Four years? Straightjackets are the only way to survive. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3513 You have to suffer in the name of fashion. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3514 Didn't he say he would be phenomenal to the women? 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3515 ... now let's talk about that 'equal pay' email you circulated. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3516 It's an immersive, self-help exercise. And it doesn't work. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3517 Sorry to keep you waiting, I got tied up. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3518 It seemed like the right mental wellness benefit for these times. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3519 It looks lovely on you but your straps are sticking out. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3520 Jeanine and Debra get ready for the Trump presidency. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3521 So, why do you want this job? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3522 'Unchained Melody,' mine too. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3523 We're doing 'Our Hands Are Tied' Fridays until they do something about the Electoral College. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3524 Have you hallucinated in a team? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3525 These job interviews are insane! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3526 How does that make you feel? 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3527 Sir? Sally and I are on speaker and we're ready to hear your weekly thought huddle. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3528 No, seriously, I really can feel your pain 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3529 Our company culture is pretty hands off. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3530 There's not really much autonomy at this company, is there? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3531 Marsha, please come in here and close my tabs. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3532 That's knot what I meant. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3533 Don't be so surprised, this was bound to happen. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3534 Don't worry. You'll get used to the new dress code. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3535 Understand that our hands are tied. But you can try eye contact. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3536 No, we are not just as crazy as the patients. We just have more empathy. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3537 Now they have taken this hands-off approach too far. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3538 It just seems like the company's new dress code is a little restrictive. I've missed four calls already. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3539 I could kick myself for letting the sales-lady talk me into it. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3540 'I guess we're both a little too tied up in our work' 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3541 Rock, Paper, Sccisors...Shoot! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3542 Tell me about a time when you dealt with failure. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3543 Make sure the new conference room is padded with no windows 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3544 Well then, let's jump right in. Sell me that pen. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3545 I feel as though the new employee safety measures are getting in the way of my productivity 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3546 So you're all tied up! Well, so am I. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3547 Thank you for coming in. Did you notice our re-enforced Glass Ceiling? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3548 We find ourselves in an unusual situation. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3549 This meeting isn't going anywhere. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3550 I find your tone rather restrained. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3551 Have you ever thought of becoming a Democrat? 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3552 Ready......set......GO! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3553 You need to unlock your iPhone first... 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3554 Bind leading the bind. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3555 I appreciate your concerns and I will bring them up our next management meeting. However, until the Companies "Dress Code" is formally amended I am afraid our hands are tied. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3556 I'm glad we're straight with one another. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3557 Look, I wish I could give you a raise. But I'm all tied up here. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3558 It really helps relax me. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3559 Tell the boss I'm tied up. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3560 This is the independent living unit. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3561 You know, tenure's a funny thing... 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3562 We all have a past Miss Prentice. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3563 I see we've both been quite tied up lately! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3564 I can't understand why the boss thinks women of our generation are all wrapped up in ourselves. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3565 I would like to honor your request but really, my hands are tied. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3566 Perhaps we shouldn't have agreed to a non-compete clause. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3567 I need you to be more expressive. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3568 I much prefer Take Your Kids to Work day then to Houdini day. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3569 Company policy. Getting tough on gratuitous hugs 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3570 I understand that you want to exercise your right to bear arms, but at this point my hands are tied. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3571 Yes . . Versace's office attire collection is showing a slimmer fit this season 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3572 It's time to have some straight talk. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3573 We work crazy hours and are nuts about our products. When can you start? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3574 You look the part, but your resume falls short. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3575 I c see its been a difficult week for the both of us and sorry but my hands are tied on this subject 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3576 My hands are tied 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3577 The management is very serious about maintaining a safe space. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3578 There are some constraints but this is a creative environment, bathroom breaks can be a bit awkward. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3579 Now, let's talk politics 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3580 Funny how everyone thinks we voted for Trump. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3581 Four years. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3582 Stay with me on this a while. As physicians, we must first do no harm. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3583 I agree you deserve a raise, but our hands are tied here. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3584 I hit the glass ceiling here, too. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3585 My last therapist only charged an arm. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3586 I'm not crazy about these new uniforms. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3587 Shall we wrap up this meeting now? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3588 Yeah, they're trying to suppress MY reaction to his election, too... 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3589 I wish I could help you with that, but I'm all tied up, too. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3590 This job is driving me crazy...Me too 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3591 I feel as though you could use a hug. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3592 As you can see, management's new dress code has tied all of our hands. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3593 They got me on Cyber Monday. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3594 They used to call it the glass ceiling. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3595 Maybe Siri doesn't care. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3596 Sure, the patients took over, but we must carry on. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3597 No, you don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3598 What kind of Voice Recognition Software do you use? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3599 I know, Marie, but our benefits package can't be matched anywhere. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3600 Why yes, I'd love to hear your opposing political views. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3601 We both should have been nicer to the magician in Accounting. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3602 I know, sometimes it seems the hospital administration is running the asylum. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3603 This isn't what I had in mind when they told us that we would find our new boss's management style to be disarmingly simple. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3604 Let's get something straight between us. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3605 It's the company's new " hands off "policy. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3606 Yeah, I also think our asylum's new "Dress Like The Patients" policy is a bit extreme, but my hands are tied here. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3607 Hi, welcome to All Holds Barred, Inc.! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3608 According to this genealogy report we actually aren't descendants of Houdini. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3609 I appreciate your being straight with me. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3610 So I'm looking for an employee willing to get their hands dirty. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3611 You're hired. You have an excellent resume and an admirable fashion sense. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3612 I like your style, the job is yours if you think you can handle it 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3613 You could say that we are a firm that has very tight boundaries on what ideas are allowed. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3614 We're bound for glory. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3615 Exactly what do you mean by, 'It takes one to know one'? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3616 This place drives us all crazy after awhile. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3617 Hows your I JACKET working for you? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3618 Are all final round interviews conducted like this? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3619 I want to be completely straight with you about this job. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
3620 Apparently it's for our own protection, so we stop trying to break through glass. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3621 Looks like we both prefer the "hands-off" approach... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3622 I'm sorry, I can't help you. My hands are tied. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3623 Welcome to Psychokinesis, Inc. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3624 We think you two would fit in here perfectly. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3625 No, Sarah, actually I DON'T think the new dress code is affecting productivity. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3626 Let's get straight to the point 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3627 Someone must think we're both strait. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3628 Well this is certainly the most interesting performance review I've been a part of. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3629 now that we've established the boundaries tell me: what do you think of my performance as your boss and manager. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3630 why were we so sure Trump didn't have a chance? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3631 You are the fifth person I have interviewed - and I have a hunch you will fit in perfectly here. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3632 Think of it as a mandate reminder to fit department policies within the new administration's 140 character limit. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3633 If they had asked for feedback BEFORE they rolled out the new email-reduction initiative, of course I would have raised my hand. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3634 As you see my hands are tied...and yours too for that matter. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3635 So, what can I do for you? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3636 Just be straight with me. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3637 This way we avoid all legal liability questions. I clearly have no physical contact with you. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3638 If you think this is bad wait until your 401K vests. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3639 We're going to make America great again! 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3640 This job can be stressful at times! Are you capable of handling stress well? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3641 I feel this eliminates unnecessary gestures. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3642 Knot to be outdone, Clarissa smugly taps her feet! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3643 Relax. In here, we're all equal. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3644 Why is it you want to work here? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3645 "Have your nutso doctor call my nutso doctor. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3646 i think you can understand that my hands are tied. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3647 We're looking for self tyers here. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3648 There must be an app for that. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3649 We'll talk later. I've got an asylum to run. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3650 I'm glad to see you're a fan of our fashion line 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3651 So, do you have any previous experience in Customer Service? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3652 I take it you are enquiring about the press secretary job? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3653 When can you start? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3654 Believe me I know where you are going from. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3655 Now, we can proceed with our study of expressing ourselves without hand gestures. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3656 Welcome to the Harry Houdini School of Escape Magic. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3657 Nice to have another lefty starting with the company! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3658 This is my system for ending internet addiction. You'll find it very effective. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3659 now, let's get this straight 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3660 We don't mean to offend. But the last person we interviewed was a biter. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3661 This seems unnecessary. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3662 Welcome to the Houdini Preservation Foundation. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3663 Doctor:" It takes one to know one" 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3664 Well one of us HAS to take notes! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3665 As you might have inferred, we value structure and guidelines. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3666 Well you certainly seem perfect to take over the asylum! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3667 I've heard next season is stunning. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3668 Oh, I went there myself. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3669 You've come to wrong person. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3670 Now that we're both in safe places, let's talk about how we survive the next four years. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3671 ...but it helps 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3672 I'm sorry, but you're no Houdini. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3673 I think I prefer the padded room to this. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3674 Love your jacket, how do you keep it straight and untangled? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3675 Your secretary told me you were all tied up. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3676 I thought this was a touchy-feely job. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3677 What do you think about this new therapy for Internet OCD? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3678 ...where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3679 So, tell me about yourself. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3680 I think we're gonna have to rethink the setup in the ladies room. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3681 I'm not big on texting. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3682 We're looking for a high-energy person who plays it close to her chest. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3683 Apparently we have to wear these until we fully recognize the LBGTQ community. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3684 The Peter Principle. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3685 Dressing like me will NOT get you this job! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3686 Now if you can get us out of this knot, I'll give you the job. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3687 Welcome to our Women in Scientology session. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3688 I can see that you empathize with the fact that my hands are tied. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3689 It seems that one of our policies has the staff up in arms. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3690 I'd like to help you with your predicament, but my hands are tied. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3691 Based on the bar set by our president elect, you are now qualified to run for president in 2020. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3692 Cheer up! You've got the job! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3693 I like your shoes, where di you buy them? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3694 On this deal I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3695 Don't worry, a restraining order is just a piece of paper. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3696 We all have knotty problems. Yours are just a little worse than most. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3697 Yes, absolutely: work within the system to bring about change. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3698 Its so we can both feel safe. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3699 It's always a good idea to show restraint in a negative employee evaluation! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3700 ...And now let's start the practical part of this interview 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3701 Please take a moment to relax and then we'll start the Job Interview. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3702 When rat-raced, better strait-laced than straight-faced. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3703 Yeah, I have trouble staying off Pinterest as well. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3704 This company believes in strait talk. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3705 Computers will free us. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3706 I like you because we have so much in common. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3707 Coincidentally, I see we're both experienced in airline baggage complaints. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3708 Glad you find the work liberating. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3709 But, will it appeal to violently insane millennials? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3710 Touch typing didn't work for me either. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3711 How would you suggest we handle this matter? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3712 Darcy, I know you’re upset with our decision, but my hands are tied. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3713 When we're free here, let's have lunch. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3714 I think we both are ready now to discuss that problem. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3715 Your resume indicates you have great experience. We hire only the best team members here at Travel Escapes. Let's see how great you really are, on the count of 3. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3716 In this office you are encouraged to be open and critical. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3717 Not only have I walked in your shoes, I've flailed in your jacket! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3718 Sorry! My hands are tied when it comes to raises. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3719 I'm straight. Are you straight? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3720 What makes you feel you are qualified to work at Fetishes "R" Us? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3721 I'm all tied up this week. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3722 You're right, we shouldn't have let the patient jacket us first. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3723 Give it to me straight. Don't sugarcoat it. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3724 As you can plainly see, our hands are tied. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3725 At my last job we weren't allowed to talk -- I think I like this better. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3726 These new EPA uniforms aren't all that bad. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3727 I don't understand why you feel so limited. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3728 You know, I see a lot of ourselves in you. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3729 I'm just going to tell it to you straight. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3730 Look, Mom, no hands 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3731 I'm afraid you're not the right candidate for a hands-on job. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3732 Alice and Fred conduct their first text-free meeting. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3733 Well, to get ahead in this business as a woman you have to be a little crazy. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3734 I'd like to help you, Emily. But honestly my hands are tied. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3735 You say your hands are tied. That seems hardly like an excuse. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3736 How's the work environment? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3737 Your productivity has decreased since the companies new Health and Safety initiative. We'd like to know what's holding you back? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3738 We need an idea that isn't crazy. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3739 Your resume states that your skill sets are inspired by Houdini. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3740 Ok, so let me get this straight... 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3741 Mine's a 14-66, what size is yours? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3742 So the sign-language protesters are claiming non-compliance with Americans with Disabilities Act? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3743 We're here to suss out whether your "fit to be tied" is a fit to be tied that's right for the company. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3744 Mine's a fashion statement. What's your excuse? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3745 I can press alt and ctrl keys with my nose and tongue 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3746 I'd love to give you a straight answer, but I'm a little tied up 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3747 There's not much we can do about it: that's how the people voted. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3748 I think I preferred standing desks. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3749 What's next, our tongues? 1.1739 0.06515 69 62 2 5
3750 Well, it looks like we both love the same trendy fashion designer. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3751 Don't you love casual Fridays? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3752 Can we be strait with each other? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3753 Welcome to Voice to Text, Inc. Our corporate motto is "necessity is the mother of invention." 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3754 "lets do lunch soon, but today i'm all tied up 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3755 We don't tolerate any hanky panky in the work place 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3756 I am forbidden by law to ask the questions I want to, and you are forbidden by law to give the answers you want to. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3757 Just a cautionary move by our HR department. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3758 your position will be a hands on job. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3759 By doing this, no tweeting, facebook or other social media will interfere with your interview. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3760 I know that empathy is an extremely important trait for all staff members at a mental hospital, but I think this new 'share the experience' policy is extreme. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3761 Let's try going back to talking therapy. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3762 You come highly recommended... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3763 'Well, it is the latest in hands-free technology" 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3764 The office straight jacket policy may be unpopular but inappropriate tweeting has been cut in half. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3765 So it says here that you've been at Goldman Sachs for the last 8 years. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3766 Is this where, "crazy is as crazy does", comes from? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3767 Can we tell them we're all tied up? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3768 I got mine on sale at Paranoids-R-Us,you ? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3769 After four hellish days coping with the stress of corporate life, casual Fridays ratchet things down a notch. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3770 We're looking for someone who can think outside the box. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3771 Our department tests new virtual assistant software. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3772 That about wraps things up for this quarter, don't you think? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3773 I just wanted us to feel each other out. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3774 The jackets are for both our protection in all job interviews. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3775 I would like to help you, but, as I'm sure you can appreciate, my hands are tied! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3776 You'd be crazy not to leave this job. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3777 What color is your parachute? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3778 I'm sorry, can we stop this interview for a moment, I can't think strait 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3779 Where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3780 We're trying to run this asylum with both hands tied behind our backs. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3781 No, your experience at this firm will not be boundless. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3782 This sure beats working. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3783 You'd be surprised how much time I had in there to work on my degree. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3784 After I saw you last week without you jacket, Zoe, I just knew this was the right weight loss program for me! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3785 These new government employee uniforms are very restricting. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3786 Welcome to the Houdini Empathy Society. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3787 Our straight talk wireless plan now comes with unlimited texts. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3788 Talking without body language is wonderful. Our motto is BS without BL. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3789 You're bound to understand how it feels to me. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3790 I guess we've got it all wrapped up. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3791 I'm not sure this is the best way to keep us here making America great again! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3792 They went crazy for Snuggies and mermaid tail blankets. With the right endorsement, everyone will be wearing these next year... 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3793 As head of HR, my options are limited. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3794 I never really cared for casual Fridays. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3795 Jane follows career advise to dress like your boss. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3796 Sorry for the outburst, but I get a little worked up when I find a good fit for the department. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3797 Six-pack abs! And the Facebook article said it also solves global warming. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3798 Go ahead, this is a safe space. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3799 The bad news is, you're fired. The good news is, we now have an opening. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3800 But our attorneys tell us we're saving a bundle from avoiding potential sexual harrasment suits 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3801 This way no one can complain I mistreated them and can focus on facial expressions. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3802 All I said was "hands off my laptop." 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3803 You'll be please to know the rumours of a glass ceiling here are completely false. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3804 Well, say something. Are you tongue tied ? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3805 It's tough lately--a weekend escape will be refreshing. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3806 I wonder where they got the idea for these 'Tweet Suits.' 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3807 I see you also know how to dress for a Trump administration... 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3808 What do you like to do for fun? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3809 I didn't know you were straight. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3810 This 'you scratch my back, I'll scratch your back' arrangement just isn't working. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3811 Sorry, but my hands are tied as well. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3812 Does upper management seem a little insecure to you these days? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3813 To be honest, I haven't been crazy about your work lately. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3814 Oh - I've SO got this job in the bag! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3815 I just wonder if HR overreached in an effort to prevent violence in the workplace. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3816 You should come on a Friday. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3817 Hands were becoming offensive. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3818 Paranoid schizophrenics can write their own ticket..that is, if they can loosen the straps 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3819 I think the "no social media" strategy is a bit harsh. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3820 I can't. Me neither. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3821 Tell me again why your straps are in the front and mine are in the back? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3822 This new hands off ap seems to be working. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3823 Well it takes a crazy to know a crazy 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3824 I never thought I'd miss the glass ceiling. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3825 Looks like we are tied again. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3826 Which spoilers are you avoiding? 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3827 Texting too much at work, eh? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3828 Freedom of movement was not part of your job description. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3829 Well, I see this project has you tied up in knots, too. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3830 'Somehow i feel you'll fit in quite well in our firm.....it gets a little crazy at times....' 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3831 It appears as though my hands-off management style has made an impression on you. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3832 Because I'm the one with the degree. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3833 Paperless and touchless environment. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3834 Ironically you do have to be mad to work here but it doesn't help. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3835 We feel individual initiative is highly overrated. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3836 Our goals are achieved through the genius of fixed parameters. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3837 The pay gap may provide just enough wiggle room to escape. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3838 Mr. Trump strongly believes there's a place for you in his Administration. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3839 Their recruiter did warn us we wouldn't be receiving any hands-on experience 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3840 ...and most of all, we look for cultural fit. Things can get a little crazy around here... 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3841 At Houdini Enterprises we specialize in strait talk. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3842 Eliza repeat after me..... The reign of being restrained falls mainly on our boss Lorraine. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3843 My parents still think I'm straight 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3844 I've got an itch 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3845 I know you'll understand me, so I'll give it to you straight. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3846 The jacket's comfortable, but I'm not crazy about the name, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Desk." 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3847 You do have good posture. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3848 How did we survive before Casual Fridays? 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3849 That time of the month for you too, huh? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3850 this is for both our safety. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3851 We'd love to give you a raise, but unfortunately our hands are tied. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3852 We've had quite a few requests for a return to Casual Fridays! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3853 I am crazy about this job. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3854 We don't have a back-scratching culture around here. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3855 One last question, can you type with your nose? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3856 Yes, it's pretty typical in HR. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3857 Let us be straight with one another 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3858 Well that pretty well wraps things up. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3859 It's a deal---as soon as we shake on it. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3860 I think we have made a good case against the constraints that have been placed on us, now if I can just figure out how to hit send. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3861 I think both our hands are tied. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3862 Let's begin by putting all our chips on the table. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3863 Let's get something straight. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3864 The pay is good but we don't give our people much freedom of action. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3865 We all have the same opportunities here. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3866 Is it just me, or is this new diet a bit too constrictive? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3867 Trust me, it's very liberating not talking with your hands. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3868 Why does everyone think we're crazy? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3869 Welcome to Outward Bound! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3870 I can out-Houdini you! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3871 We're both in a bind, and I just don't see a way out. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3872 I'm going to be straight with you. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3873 Well, lets wrap this up. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3874 Can you hand me that pen? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3875 We were both tied up at the office. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3876 Golden handcuffs were never enough to hold me back... 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3877 So Ms. Bangles, how long have you been wanting to walk like an Egyptian? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3878 I don't know about you, but this new fashion line from Straits of Magellan drives me nuts. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3879 Your teachers tell me you've been acting normal again. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3880 I don't believe this marriage counseling thing is going well. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3881 Great start to your interview! You have the corporate fashion style down pat. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3882 I don't like it either, but these straight jacket Mondays are quite necessary. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3883 We're not going anywhere until we figure this out. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3884 So people say your crazy, how does that make you feel? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3885 I am sorry. Our hands are tied. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3886 I see you have the same problem. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3887 We really need to call each other in the morning before reaching into our closets. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3888 I'll sign the contract once we shake hands on it 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3889 I'm sorry Becky, but my hands are tied. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3890 I think adding color to these suits would be calming. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3891 I'm sorry, I just don't think you are the right fit for this job. 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
3892 I agree. Our company's dress code policy could be considered constricting. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3893 I miss the glass ceiling. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3894 At least its warm 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3895 Apparently it's all the rage. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3896 Let's do lunch next week. It looks like we're both all wrapped up this week. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3897 We've taken straight talk to a new level. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3898 I'm so glad that we agreed to wrap things up! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3899 That's a tough one. I guess it's "I try too hard to please my boss." 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
3900 I really must commend this approach to not texting him first. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3901 But we do have a microwave in the break room. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3902 When I told him were both tied up, he assumed it was locker room talk. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3903 Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel comfortable in this. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3904 I would Google how to get us out of this mess, but my hands are tied. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3905 It's the only way I can get anything done around here. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3906 The company's motto is: 'Where Minds Soar.' This is the trade-off. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3907 The number of IT service calls has gone down dramatically. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3908 Do you like thinking within the box? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3909 I hate when people flap their arms during evaluations. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3910 I think we're both entitled to a refund -- 'unique,' the designer said. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3911 It's my way of convincing everyone in my group that things are bound to change. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3912 I'm undressing you with my eyes. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3913 Escape Artistry 101 Study Group 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3914 This from Armani's Evening Collection. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3915 I think it's better than being tongue tied. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3916 I can see we're of like minds, so allow me to come strait to the point. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3917 Acme's new dress code has not only reduced in-office fiddling around on the internet by over thirty percent, but the new outfits are in fact quite slimming. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3918 Management has asked that we resolve our differences with open and respectful communication. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3919 Welcome to the new Office of Equal Opportunity. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3920 Your husband likes it and mine keeps me from text messaging all day. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3921 'Velcro tester' will certainly look good on your résumé. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3922 It's because there's no glass ceiling on this building. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3923 Okay, Siri made us both presents. Now what? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3924 Welcome to Houdini's! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3925 Let's do lunch but I'm a little tied up right now! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3926 The firm offers very comprehensive medical insurance. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3927 Nothing we can do to assist, our hands our tied 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3928 I can really empathize with you. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3929 This breakout meeting is long overdue. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3930 I expect you'll fit right in. People here are all wrapped up in themselves. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3931 Oh, pussy bows are so last year. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3932 I think I have a grasp on what your feeling. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3933 OK now are we ready for peaceful conflict resolution? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3934 Why do you think you fee so tied up? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3935 Guess you can't give me a hand on this project? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3936 We should have gone with the flow. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3937 Why must every performance review tie us up in knots? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3938 Binge watching. You? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3939 Well, I think we are both committed to the idea. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3940 It's holiday stress, we all feel like we're tied up in knots. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3941 That wraps things up, so we'll end this meeting. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3942 Am I crazy or is it cold in here? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3943 I'm sorry that you think this job is pure torture, but there's nothing I can do... unfortunately my hands are tied. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3944 Looks like for this decision our hands are tied. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3945 It does keep your warm but it's a little hard to scratch. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3946 And I though stiletto heels were restrictive... 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3947 I'd shake your hand but I'm under a restraining order. And what are your qualifications? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3948 I'm sorry I can't get you a better deal -- our hands are really tied on this one." 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3949 I would like to give you a better rate, but my hands are also tied. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3950 Can I be straight with you? I'd like to help but my hands are tied. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3951 So, how do you think the interview is going so far? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3952 Shall I tell them you're tied up at work? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3953 Hey Siri, do you have any other advice for how to be committed? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3954 For your sake I want to get rid of the red tape, but my hands are tied. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3955 There was no way that you were going to escape this interview! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3956 Sometimes it seems like you don't even want to be here anymore. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3957 And, we strongly discourage pilfering at our company. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3958 It probably wasn't a good idea for us to take a chance on Rodger Ailes as a clothing designer. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3959 From 'Casual Fridays' to 'Straight Jacket Saturdays,' what's next? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3960 Accounting called, our latest fashion offering seems to be a bust. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3961 It's nothing we can get up in arms over. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3962 This is a hands free job 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3963 I have a complaint about the new work uniform. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3964 It's our spin on 'blind leading the blind.' 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3965 Let's get something straight between us. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3966 My last boss just didn't get me. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3967 I don't think Mike Pence understands what "straight jackets" are actually for. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3968 You do have to be, but it doesn't really help. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3969 So, what would they do in the movies? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3970 This is our latest innovation for serious weight control as opposed to the former idea of simply wiring the Jaws together. 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
3971 Psychology degree? No, I'm self-taught. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3972 There are some who doubt we will reach agreement. 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
3973 OK,JUST GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3974 I'd kill for a glass ceiling right now. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3975 We can hit the ground running, once we get our arms around it. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3976 I'd like to help. But our hands are tied. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3977 Can you hunt-and-peck? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3978 Tell Martha this "spa wrap" during lunch break was a questionable idea. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3979 I just love the style, but I can't get any work done." 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3980 So........Lessons Learned. Who goes first ? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3981 Human Resources requires our dress code to be gender nutural. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3982 I'm having a crazy workday too! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3983 I think that we both need to take a break 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
3984 Well Nancy, I guess hindsight's 2020. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3985 I believe you've already met our harassment czar... 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3986 We have to be disciplined to learn the new voice recognition software. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3987 I ran into the same problem you did, my hands were tied. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3988 this feels more like a hostage negotiation 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3989 We have fairly strict rules about job interviews here. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3990 Yes, well actually, the inmates do run this institution. What was it you did to get sent here and how does that qualify you to be the CFO? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3991 I never know what to wear to these solidarity meetings. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3992 Wow! I'm a Houdini fan,too! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3993 So can we discuss my promotion now? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3994 Sorry I'm late. I got tied up.. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3995 Remember when sleeve lengths were a real pain? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3996 At least we can agree on one thing...we're both crazy about this company! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3997 This place can be a mad house sometimes but you get used to it. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3998 And are you comfortable in your new office? Yes, the padding is divine, though I do feel it is missing a certain...je ne sais quoi 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3999 Perhaps you'd prefer to work somewhere else, if you think the dress code here is 'cray-cray.' 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4000 I get it! This is a tough place to be creative. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4001 What's your diary like? I'm tied up until Tuesday. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4002 In light of the new Administration, I really think its best for all concerned. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4003 A glass ceiling is not a problem here. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4004 Stop complaining. We're losing weight, aren't we?! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4005 Casual Fridays may be a bit stressful, but other than that I'm sure you will find the company a good fit. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4006 If we were men this would have been settled with pistols at 20 paces. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4007 Right now, our hiring strategy is under wraps. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4008 This dress code is bad, but the social media policy is really unbearable. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4009 So, tell me how this role reversal makes you feel... 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4010 I find the new uniforms confining, you? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4011 OK. Let’s try this again. No, you cannot have a raise. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4012 Due to recent cutbacks, we can no longer afford golden handcuffs. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4013 This conversation seems a little forced. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4014 Bad news. Canada and Mexico both closed their borders. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4015 As you may be aware, here at Mortimer, Mortimer and Myers we have a strict policy of no personal cell phone use during business hours. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4016 I'd like to help you but my hands are tied. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4017 Productivity's gone up since we can't keep checking his Twitter feed. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4018 It'd be nice if someone could lend us a hand. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4019 I would say your capacity for empathy is impressive. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4020 This is the best solution to refrain from compulsive technology use. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4021 I'm sure you'll fit right in. We're just one big happy family" 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4022 We may need to rethink this 'women can have it all' thing. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4023 So much for breaking the Glass Ceiling. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4024 I see that you have impeccable fashion sense. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4025 I understand your culture. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4026 While working for my previous employer, I was always a "hands-on" type of employee, so I know my new job with your company will clearly be a challenge. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4027 Oh, I see you fitting into our little company quite well -- you're precisely the sort of person we've been looking for. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4028 I think we can be flexible on that. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4029 Why, yes, Mr. Trump does tend to surround himself with like-minded people. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4030 This glass ceiling's a bitch. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4031 You can definitely get a job with our condition. I type five words per minute with my face. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4032 Management 1, checking social media all day 0. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4033 Let's keep this under wraps. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4034 This diet is silly. I'd rather just resolve to exercise in the new year. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4035 Mental illness is straight up no joke... 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4036 We just can't be everyone's helping hand anymore. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4037 I'm committed to helping you. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4038 I ordered mine online. One size fits all. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4039 So tell me why you think you should work in the Inhibited Persons' Bureau? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4040 I love what you've done with your hair. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4041 When you learn to stop mirroring me, we will take off the restraints. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4042 Good job taking over the asylum, but we seem to have overlooked a detail. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4043 ... and next they will come back and let us go because we can't get anything done. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4044 The job is yours if you think you can do this eight hours a day. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4045 No, you can NOT know what I'm going through 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4046 Twist and shout doesn't work. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4047 You'll find that working here is kind of like being in a nuthouse. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4048 I am trying to go hands free. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4049 Looks like we won't even get close to the glass ceiling here. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4050 I see you read Vogue too. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4051 "Conservatives have a few different rules around here, but I think you'll like the job". 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4052 I see we're both tied up during the holidays. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4053 Or we can turn our phones off. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4054 I understand we want to help each other but our hands are tied. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4055 First off – your name wouldn't happen to be Siri, Alexa or Google, would it? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4056 I guess scratching my nose is out of the question. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4057 You're just too wrapped up in yourself to continue with our team. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4058 The method may be extreme, but without email, sms, social networks and phones, we are more productive, communicative, friendly, and even happier. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4059 Your hour is up, let's tie up this session. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4060 I like your glasses. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4061 How would you react when they break into the room? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4062 I can't help you! My hands are tied too! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4063 I feel like I am looking in a mirror when I talk to you. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4064 Let's talk straight. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4065 Psychotherapy is useless unless I walk in your shoes 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4066 Oh I don't need to write stuff down- I got a great memory. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4067 Is that from The Wage Gap? I got mine from The Limited Too Ambitious. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4068 The ramifications of being crazy about your job. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4069 This is what is left of the Left. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4070 If you're really not comfortable here, you might want to consider our gay jacket division. 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
4071 We try to get along. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4072 Maybe we should switch chairs. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4073 We have to express our feelings using words not hand gestures! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4074 This is part of our employee incentive program. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4075 I see that you have read our company policy about accepting one's imitations. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4076 I got mine at the Saks Black Wednesday sale. You too? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4077 Welcome to the team. I think you’ll make a great therapist. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4078 So, how would you define empowerment in the workplace? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4079 I suggest that you kick the can down the road while you still can. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4080 Yes, your crazy ideas do fit our corporate culture, but we need someone with a hands-on approach. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4081 I find a dress code so liberating 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4082 The guys upstairs have been asking us for ideas about improving productivity. Thoughts? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4083 Management said there isn't enough money in the budget for group hug therapy, so this is the next best thing. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4084 Yes your child is the most interesting student in my class! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4085 I see on your résume that you used to be an escape artist? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4086 Now we just sit here and wait for everyone else to eat the holiday treats. 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
4087 Welcome! You'll get used to the dress code, and you'll just love the meals and padded offices. Let's get started! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4088 I'm going to give it to you straight - I think this company has a sexist policy about wearing a jacket and ties. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4089 I don't think our boss,Vice President elect, understands that these don't have any affect on gay people. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4090 So if you're looking for straight talk, you're in the right place. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4091 Where can you see yourself in 1825 Prozac doses? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4092 FREE HUGS 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4093 We're a think tank. Hands-on approaches are frowned upon here. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4094 We're a post-reality company. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4095 I read that you should dress for the job you want. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4096 This could get ugly... so the restraints are necessary. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4097 If we cave to their demands, they'll release us and we can tweet again. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4098 It's a male-dominated company and you look like you'll fit in. 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
4099 Doc, I feel safe like this. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4100 They're expecting us to have everything else wrapped up by tonight. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4101 I learned this team-building exercise when I worked in Vegas. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4102 Schizophrenia, you? Carpal tunnel syndrome. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4103 He thinks women use their hands too much when they talk. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4104 We're a voice-recognition software company. This isn't a stress interview. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4105 What I wouldn't give for a mint 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4106 You are insane! I'm crazy about your ideas! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4107 Okay...now that we can't fidget with our gadgets...what exactly is "your" problem? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4108 Oh yeah, so you think I'm a psycho? Well, it takes one to know one. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4109 I wish we could see if our protest is getting any buzz. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4110 Can I be straight with you? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4111 Maybe if we just lean in a bit more? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4112 Well The First Lady looked so good in it, now everyone is wearing Houdini. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4113 Does this mean we are both crazy? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4114 My husband always said I'd end up in a strait-jacket. I suppose you're divorced too? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4115 Do these really make us look straight? 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
4116 'Nobody puts Edward Scissorhands in a straitjacket,' I said. Now what do we do? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4117 It's a new interview approach that corporate calls "Straight Talk." Frankly, I'm skeptical of it. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4118 I'm just feeling a little hamstrung vis-a-vis management. You? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4119 We can't go on meeting like this. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4120 Working here is great! They even encourage feminism - up to a point. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4121 They said this exercise will help us cope with the Glass Ceiling later. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4122 If you feel your hands are tied, try living in a straight jacket 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4123 I may lose my license next week, so lets try to focus on your most important problems. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4124 Now that yout complaint is straightened out, is there anything else you'd like to discuss? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4125 Forced meditation for overly-active people. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4126 Your blouse makes me uncomfortable. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4127 Thank God for e-books. According to this, we just need to Lean In 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4128 So this is their solution to the problem of fake news? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4129 Making America great again may also require some basic Russian. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4130 This way, we can say we had nothing to do with anything that goes wrong. Of course, lunches and potty breaks can be a little difficult. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4131 What are you gonna wear once we start casual Fridays? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4132 This has failed to cure screen addiction, I can still use my tongue. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4133 Did you just finish reading "Of Human Bondage" too? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4134 Straight talk 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4135 What do I do if my nose itches? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4136 If you can break out before I do, YOU get to ask ME where I see myself in five years. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4137 The good news is that we've captured the Serial Tapist last night. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4138 This may be uncomfortable, but we are going to lose weight before the holidays! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4139 We will just have to agree on a stalemate since both our hands our tied. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4140 "This is what happens when management issues a directive to tie-up loose ends". 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4141 We just want to avoid any physical sexual overtures in the company. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4142 I definetly like your style. You've got the job. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4143 Looking at the business forecast... shit, could you itch my nose? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4144 I'd thought the no knitting policy had been suspended for the holidays. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4145 Management has a 'no touching" policy 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4146 You're right, there's absolutely no freedom in corporate America. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4147 Sometimes people confuse us with H&M. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4148 Let's face it! Our hands are tied. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4149 I thought we'd try a little role reversal first. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4150 Shorthand with the pen in my mouth is more of a problem for me than the nose-typing. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4151 Looks like we're both pretty tied up this week. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4152 Is this the way Mr. Houdini always hires assistants? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4153 When I said bondage makes me comfortable, this is not what I meant. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4154 I've a good feeling we are cut from the same cloth 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4155 I'm a "hands-off" leader, but I like it be reciprocal! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4156 Maybe we should call the boss. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4157 Now we can have a real live old-fashioned chat. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4158 We're not 'Vogue,' we're 'Consumer Reports.'" 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4159 No. You plug it in. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4160 Is there anything you'd like to ask me? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4161 I get it now. So even if I was able to send you a text message, you couldn't answer it. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4162 I don't think I'm reaching too much in guessing that we might have a few things in common. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4163 I'm not crazy about the new system update either. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4164 We don't say straight jacket - we say its a non-LGBT wrap. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4165 I thought you brought the key. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4166 Causal Fridays was getting boring. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4167 This is knot going well...agreed? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4168 But I need someone I can dictate to, and I'm not confident that's you, Brenda. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4169 "After awhile they begin to feel like snuggies". 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4170 Oh sheesh... Now it says 'update required for voice-to-text app'.. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4171 Look on the bright side... at least President Trump didn't totally eliminate the EPA, right? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4172 There's nothing funny about this farm. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4173 "I see you are wrapped up in your job just like I am". 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4174 We try to really get into the world of our patients. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4175 Looks like I'll be tied up all day 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4176 I followed the instructions on the screen but I can't scroll down. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4177 I know how you feel, I got all wrapped up in the election to. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4178 Relax, this interview is about you. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4179 These new HR rules are getting ridiculous! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4180 With us, you won't have to worry about a glass ceiling. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4181 Before we start, let's be strait with each other. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4182 I'm sorry I can't do anything about your complaint, but my hands are tied. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4183 Okay, where is the magician? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4184 Many patients find peer counseling less intimidating. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4185 Let's be strait-forward about our roles, here 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4186 I can't decide. What do you think? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4187 As you can see, we are committed to straight-talk here. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4188 Our company has a strict, "No touch" policy. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4189 What's your schedule for the next four years? 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
4190 I applied because I want to work for a company that gives me the freedom to be myself. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4191 So far, so good. 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
4192 On the plus side, these regulations have eliminated bad loans 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4193 No, I don't believe in countertransference. Why do you ask? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4194 We're all tied up with work. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4195 We need to cut through the red tape 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4196 Hold on, let me get this straight. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4197 Talk about the government imposing regulations! 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4198 I know, the red tape drives me crazy too. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4199 I didn't believe my ex when he said he was "tied up at the office". 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4200 Why do they insist on keeping the office so cold? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4201 We used to have casual dress Friday, but employees still weren't relaxing enough. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4202 Be straight with me 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4203 I thought we agreed to a no holds barred conversation 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4204 Honey, I'm gonna give it to ya' straight. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4205 Too much red tape around here. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4206 You burn way more calories than with a standing desk. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4207 Thats a lovely jacket. Ralph Lauren or Yves St. Laurent? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4208 I'd love to help you but our hands are tied. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4209 I see HR has set you straight. Are you comfortable with that? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4210 i appreciate the offer but what do you mean by "in perpetuity"? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4211 I don't know about you, but I miss the old escape key. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4212 I can do this job with my eyes closed 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4213 I see you have a problem with inappropriate touching as well. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4214 We'll be working for Mr. Pruitt now. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4215 How do you see me in five years? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4216 Let's get this straight, your jacket design would drive me crazy. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4217 Yours is a little Chanel. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4218 Things used to get way too crazy 'round here. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4219 At least we can still lean in. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4220 Human resources asks that all new hires complete the Briggs-Myers multiple personality test. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4221 This is a ledge-free workplace. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4222 We'll have an all holds barred discussion of the problem. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4223 I'm not sure if it would be a good idea to hire you right now. We both seem pretty tied up. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4224 It would be an honor to work here, because you would be the first supervisor in my career that actually understands me. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4225 Unfortunately for us the boss prefers hands-on managers 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4226 I love writing for Bondage Magazine. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4227 "I don't know about you but I'm itching to leave the AG's office. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4228 Your perfect for the position. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4229 Somewhere Erich Weiss is laughing his ass off. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4230 So you read Goop's "Get your best body by 2017" article too 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4231 They've cut our budget, and we're going to have to let you go. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4232 Face it. We're never going to break any glass ceilings at this place. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4233 In this economy, we all need to tighten our belts. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4234 They needed a reason to keep opening the doors. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4235 If you could do this again, would it turn out the same way? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4236 Girl, you crazy. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4237 You go first. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4238 I didn't realize running the asylum also meant running payroll. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4239 Let's both do some straight talking 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4240 First, let me get this straight. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4241 I would like to welcome you to the first Social Media Anonymous meeting. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4242 Well, yes, sure, we would describe the company culture as "innovative." 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4243 It's better than being downsized, but clearly there are limitations. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4244 My hands are tied on your promotion. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4245 I think the company is anti-Italian. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4246 Sorry, security protocol. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4247 I'm not sure how I feel about the company's social media policy following the election. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4248 Maybe H&M is edgy enough. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4249 I didn't know we tied for first place. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4250 sure, the boots work- but I would've gone with a strapy pump. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4251 We're all tied up here...I think you're a good fit 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4252 Okay, it's safe to talk about Trump and women's issues. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4253 Unfortunately we're bound by our HR outfit on this one. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4254 I'm so glad we were able to straiten this out. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4255 It's for the new contract: We pretend to work -- they pretend to pay us. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4256 I know just how you feel. I'm still tied in knots a month after the election. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4257 I knew our hands would be tied in this job but this is ridiculous 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4258 No worries, we specialize in hands free opportunities. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4259 So you're telling me that our response to an unstable economy should be fiscal restraint? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4260 Hey Cortana, how did Houdini escape from a straight jacket? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4261 Sorry, I'm cold. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4262 You’ll fit right in at Uptight Anonymous. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4263 It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for Hannibal Lecter culture. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4264 We also have them in gender fluid and queer. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4265 Welcome to First day employee orientation, we want you to feel a sense of belonging. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4266 It's definitely fraud but I think can safely say our hands are tied. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4267 They say the touch screen on this laptop is awesome 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4268 Well I guess this is the natural progression from golden handcuffs. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4269 Me? I was born this way. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4270 So you knew our company's slogan: "We don't reach out and touch. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4271 We get all wrapped up in our work. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4272 I know we're crazy to work here, but I never thought it would come to this. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4273 You're willing to relocate? What about your shoulder? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4274 Joan, I need you to be strait with me. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4275 Now that we're running the asylum, we need to loosen things up, go crazy. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4276 Relax...you're in good hands. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4277 After our last hire, our HR Director is a bit more restrictive in the interview process. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4278 Installation of this cat-video blocking software has increased our productivity 120%. 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
4279 Bite me 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4280 YouTube says to first relax your breathing. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4281 Well, I guess that about wraps it up, Mrs. Laurence. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4282 Don't you hate it when they ask you, "What's Jodie Foster really like?" 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
4283 Enough about the weather, let's get to the straight talk. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4284 I know gayjackets are more comfortable, but this administration banned them. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4285 Looks like another day of being tied up with work. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4286 Thanks, but I don't see the thrill of bondage. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4287 Can't make it. I'll be tied up then. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4288 Remember when we used to complain about feeling hamstrung? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4289 Corporate said our hands our tied at the moment 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4290 ITALIAN INTERVIEW ! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4291 So much for Shackled Fridays. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4292 So tell me...how long have you been straight? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4293 Now you ready to learn the "hunt & peck" typing method. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4294 I'm a little wrapped up here but there's bound to be someone else who's free to help. 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
4295 Doris, I think we have a problem. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4296 At least the stock options are great. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4297 See, I can feel your pain. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4298 Meeting of the binds. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4299 So tell me about your encumbrances. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4300 I should have told you earlier that I'm tied up as well. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4301 I told my kids I wanted a 'Mummy Rap' for Christmas. What's your excuse? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4302 ... OK candidate #300, you tell me all of your faux job qualifications, and I'll tell you all of the faux benefits of working for us.... 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4303 A slave to fashion" has taken on a whole new meaning. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4304 Welcome to DIY Massage Therapy School 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4305 "So, how many words a minute can YOU type with your nose"? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4306 I'd like to help you, but honestly I'm all tied up. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4307 May I get you some coffee? Oh, wait...my hands are tied. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4308 You say ,"deadlock", I say, "tie". 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4309 Sometimes fashion goes a little too far don't you think? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4310 When I think about him I touch myself. You? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4311 I know the election has me all tied up in knots too! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4312 Welcome to gay-conversion therapy. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4313 I'd really prefer LGBTQ jacket day to this. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4314 We are literally in straitjackets, but not seriously. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4315 You want to kill who? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4316 Management is concerned that the glass ceiling is shattering, so they've gone to Plan B. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4317 I love to join you, but my hands are tied 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4318 To be clear, we call it an LBGT jacket 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4319 I wish J. Peterman had never gone to Cairo. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4320 Finally a blouse that matches skinny jeans. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4321 Wrapped up or constrained,what's our demeanor? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4322 Let me put it to ya straight honey. We're in this together. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4323 OSHA requirements. We all have to wear them. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4324 Human Resources finally ruled that de-clawing was inhumane. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4325 Yeah, crazy-making, but you knew that when you took the job. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4326 I subscribe to the old theorem that it takes one to know one! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4327 Let's talk after the holidays when were not so tied up. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4328 Am I crazy or is it really warm in here? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4329 Don't scratch my back, and I won't scratch yours. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4330 Let's be perfectly straight about this. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4331 Physician, heal thyself! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4332 I can't believe I paid retail. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4333 Just to let you know, using the "Mirror Method" is not getting you the job. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4334 I don't know about you, but I feel all bound up this morning. Let's get some coffee. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4335 We have one of the most aggressive data access policies in the business. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4336 Ok, no more edits, I promise. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4337 Job Interview At The Insane Asylum 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
4338 "You could say I've lost touch". 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4339 I hate to straitjacket people but you look a little tightly wound to me. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4340 It keeps my desk straight. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4341 It's clear that we were bound to meet like this 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4342 Give it to me straight, doc. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4343 If this is in regards to the new dress code, my hands are tied. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4344 You will have the freedom to advance at your own pace. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4345 I know the ad said 'escape artist,' but can you teach it? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4346 What? I told him I was tied up right now. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4347 It's impossible to be straight with you. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4348 Let's both agree to keep this restrained" 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4349 What does being a team player mean to you? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4350 Is there an app for this? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4351 Our law firm is very straight-laced 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4352 I'm guessing you're here to try and straighten things out.... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4353 I'm crazy about the new marketing idea, too. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4354 Is the recount over? Is the recount over?.. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4355 Nobody told me that the new C.E.O. is a fly. 1.1493 0.06110 67 61 2 4
4356 I'm all wrapped up then, too. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4357 We need to solve our communication problem. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4358 Well, we were bound to think of a good idea eventually. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4359 So, I suppose you're wondering why I sent that "see me" memo. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4360 You'll find we have a pretty button-down culture here. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4361 The final round of the Escape Artist Championship has just begun.... 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4362 Well Mrs. Watson, I hate to say it, but I think we´re a little tied up here. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4363 ...I guess somebody upstairs thought there was too much leaning forward 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4364 Oh, this is much better. There are still a few women working here from the lobotomy era. So, we've made real progress. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4365 Welcome aboard! I think you'll fit in well. It's very laid back here-- even casual Fridays! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4366 I would like to offer you the job but my hands are tied." "Thanks but I can't accept anything with strings attached! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4367 "Those who can't do, teach," holds true for anger management too. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4368 Perhaps a volunteer day would be better option to raise awareness? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4369 I told you this place can make you crazy. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4370 I'd like to scratch your back, but my hands are tied... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4371 Did you ever notice how they really keep our hands tied around here? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4372 My gay jacket is at the cleaners. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4373 You have to be crazy to work here, but it doesn't help. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4374 Is it me, or is it a little tight in here? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4375 Trump supporters all seem to have one thing in common. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4376 I was crazy enough to actually take this job! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4377 But this IS Casual Friday at the House of Houdini! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4378 You lez or strait? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4379 Now that we've done the NDA, let's talk about benefits. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4380 Let's Get Our Arms Around This Issue 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4381 So I guess all those routine sanity checks were bs. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4382 Yes, I've always said, unless you've been there.... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4383 Our policies are for your protection. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4384 As a new recruit, you must learn how to make coffee, when you have a busy day and are all tied up. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4385 You look insane sitting on that side of the desk. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4386 We are not an Italian company, so words, not gestures, bind us together.v 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
4387 Like I said we're in this together! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4388 We actually have a very flexible vacation policy. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4389 Now.....why are we here? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4390 I just wish HR had notified us of the "hands to yourself" policy before we bought these touchscreen computers. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4391 I'm not too worried about the glass ceiling just now. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4392 This is keeping us off our cell phones, but I can't get any work done. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4393 Well, this is going to be embarrassing at the holiday party. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4394 Although this Psych Ward still keeps it old-school , I think it's great they are letting us try out peer-to-peer counseling! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4395 Human Resources will be hearing about this. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4396 Have you thought about taking a little escape? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4397 Our office culture is boundless. How do you see yourself fitting in? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4398 If you like your escape plan you can keep your escape plan, but remember that a dislocated shoulder is not covered by Obamacare. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4399 Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I was all tied up. I'm sure you understand. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4400 I'm sorry, but as I'm sure you'll understand, our hands are tied. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4401 It seems we've reached a therapeutic impasse. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4402 My hands are tied. You wouldn't understand. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
4403 You know I'd love to promote you right up and through that glass ceiling, Barbara, but, well, our hands are tied. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4404 What makes you think you're experienced this field? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4405 We have "Outreach is an issue. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4406 Now that you're straight with me... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4407 They keep this place insanely cold. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4408 Yes, here's something up my sleeve. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4409 Let me tell you about the benefits we offer. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4410 Good news, you're hired! We especially like your dedication to our anti-smoking policy. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4411 The Trump people wanted the Obama transition team to dress like this. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4412 I will be tied up all afternoon and won't be able to speak to you. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4413 It's how our company's employee wellness program discourages snacking during the work day. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4414 I'd like to let you off, but my hands are tied. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4415 You should have thought of that before we were restrained. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4416 She didn't believe me that we couldn't sign the deal because our hands were tied. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4417 Constrained... 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4418 At Acme Straitjackets we like getting tied up with our work. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4419 I would schedule you in for next week, but... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4420 Funny I was always worried about the glass ceiling. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4421 Now we move on to your next step of training. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4422 I GUESS IT'S NOT JUST THE GLASS CEILING THAT'S HOLDING US DOWN? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4423 When I said you could take my place as CEO for the day, I still had some reservations. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4424 My boss thought he was Houdini. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4425 I am glad we could still talk, even if we are both tied up with work. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4426 You'll love working here--the men control everything. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
4427 Believe me if you accept the job you will get used to it, I did. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4428 Just because we're both descendants of Houdini, doesn't mean we're bound to follow in his footsteps.... 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4429 we really mishandled that case 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
4430 I don't understand why you are asking about constraints. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4431 I see what you mean. It *is* hard to type. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4432 Yes I agree. After years of hard work and dedication, you did earn this promotion, but unfortunately my hands are tied. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4433 At least our pants are different. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4434 It is hard to get anything done, but I am making progress on my addiction to click-bait. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4435 No, I don't think you're crazy. I can certainly relate with what you said, 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4436 This way neither of us can make any sudden moves. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4437 I've been bound to tell it to you straight! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4438 How are you at typing with your toes? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4439 I believe you'll fit in well at this crazy work environment . 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4440 These new company rules are literally putting us in a straightjacket! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4441 Next project - reduce red tape. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4442 I also thought that the right answer was "Improving the health, safety, and well-being of America" 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4443 Your colleagues said you are constraining, but I have no idea what they're talking about. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4444 Though some may find the company culture restraining, I actually find it quite liberating. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4445 Sit on my face 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4446 As soon as I get a free hand I going to tell you what I really think of this idea. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4447 I guess Mike Pence was being literal about the straight jacket. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4448 I think you'll find our company offers a lot of creative freedom. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4449 I shouldn't of said give it to me straight. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4450 It's my new, learn how to talk without using your hands therapy. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4451 Here, in Human Resources, we take job fit very seriously. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4452 So, as you can see, our hands are tied when it comes to hiring someone with mental problems. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4453 I'm just a sub 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4454 Our firm has a no contact policy 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4455 We should have planned our escape act more carefully before entering dead-end jobs. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4456 You've got the right look for the White House job, but you lack the degree in insanity. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4457 You're right. The gay jackets are more fashionable and easier to get out of. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4458 Sorry, I can't help you, work has me all tied up too! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4459 We pull punches in this organization. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4460 Now let's see if we can communicate without using our hands. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4461 You may not be qualified to assist with the typing. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4462 During this interview, please tell me about the ties that bind us. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4463 We are reconsidering our "Casual Friday" policy. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4464 Why do you want to work here, aside from having the opportunity to think ouside the box? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4465 I understand you're frustration and I'd love to help but as you can see my hands are tied as well. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4466 So this is how they manage talk therapy 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4467 Our nursery has everything but finger-painting. But I don't think that will be an issue for your Sally 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4468 When the company offered 'Equal Rights for all Women,' I think many of us celebrated a bit early. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4469 I give it points for warmth but it really complicates the note taking. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4470 Kind of a strange requirement for our Trump transition team , but I'm the next four years will go quickly. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4471 We all feel constricted at work sometimes. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4472 Could you scratch my nose for me? It's okay if you have to use your shoe. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4473 It's a new day for women in the workforce, huh. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4474 I've tried hitting that key already... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4475 We're all straight around here. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4476 This meeting is off the record, so please keep our conversation under wraps. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4477 This Cyber-Monday dress code is a little over the top, don't you think? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4478 It looks like you'll fit in nicely with our corporate culture! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4479 I think we need to talk strait. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4480 It's crazy, right? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4481 Rest assured, this conversation will not go beyond these walls. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4482 It's amazing that we are so tied up that we can have this time for our talk. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4483 If you apply, I think you should expect this to be a lateral career move. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4484 Funny, everyone asks that. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4485 So, now, give it to me. Strait. 1.1364 0.06064 66 61 1 4
4486 Dress rehearsal for Jan 19 when social mobility becomes extinct. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
4487 Houdini would love this. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4488 Employees say they appreciate our flexible hours. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4489 Your productivity for the last quarter is down but at least you seem to have accommodated to the new dress code. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4490 You know, the style is great, but I can't get any work done in these jackets! You? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4491 Can I get a hug?" "No. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4492 You would've had the job but here we are 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4493 I suppose you are wondering why I called you in this morning. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4494 You're right, that macrame blog is confusing. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4495 I think we can skip my next question: i.e., Do you require further training? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4496 All we need is mindfulness 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4497 Yep, no glass ceiling here. We are just as able to grab the brass ring as anyone. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4498 Some people find this environment to be a little stifling but I'm sure you'll be fine! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4499 But, how does it make you feel? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4500 The President wants to see you right away! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4501 You advised me to get out of that binding contract, now both our hands are tied. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4502 I offer full-service, empathy counseling. Tell me where you itch. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4503 I can sit here as long as you can. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4504 This discussion binds us both to secrecy 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4505 We've taken seamless integration to the next level. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4506 Glad I'm not the only one sporting the new Ann Taylor Cyber Monday Restraint Edition pullover. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4507 Your temperament will fit right in here. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4508 Let's be committed to being straight with each other. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4509 He said it was better than having our working capital all tied up. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4510 So, enough about our heath plan... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4511 No, red tape is not my color 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4512 Can't take my eyes off you. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4513 So we are agreed. The new corporate vision will be "Freedom to Innovate!" 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4514 Continuing therapy, we will communicate using proper grammar, vocabulary, and face to face with no electronics or hand motions. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4515 I'd love to work with you, but I made an oath to my political party. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4516 Jill, everyone thinks you're crazy. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4517 Ms. Houdini, I'd love to help you with your suit against Acme Straitjackets, but my hands are tied... 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4518 We only think we are tied up. The Grand Inquisitor has told us we are free and happy, believe me. He knows we are wonderful people, believe me. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4519 We do whatever we can to show we're equal opportunity employers! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4520 I need the ladies' room. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4521 Girl, don't interrupt me. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4522 President-Elect Donald Trump will be groping you surreptitiously. That goes with the job. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4523 Welcome to the Houdini School of Sign Language. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4524 I cannot process your loan. My hands are tied. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4525 Time to roll up our sleeves and start running this asylum! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4526 You're as crazy as I am. Where's our real Doctor. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4527 Don't tell me. Your hands are tied, too. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4528 Welcome to the first act of your performance revue. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4529 Let me get the straight, Jackie, you're tied up until Thursday? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4530 That hornet's nest shape - that's a bold fashion statement. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4531 This is help me stop tweeting! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4532 Metaphysically speaking 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4533 I feel this promotion will give you the freedom to move around, unrestrained by the shackles of the traditional workplace. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4534 Oh, no, you won't have to worry about carpal tunnel syndrome in this office. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4535 How resourceful are you on seizing the day? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4536 I know right? That wetsuit thing is SO yesterday. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4537 "How about: 'nogestures.com'? 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4538 It's nice to know we both can still peck away with our noses at Facebook, while we work. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4539 keeps me away from the marshmallows, whadda you got? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4540 As soon as HR sends me the confirmation of your lobotomy you can start anytime after the 10th. Welcome aboard. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4541 Wait, you voted for Hillary? I voted for Donald! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4542 " " "After the election we make them mandatory. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4543 I think it's 59 Shades Too Dark 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4544 As you are well aware, our Human Resource Handbook Policy binds us to secrecy in this conversation. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4545 No, Judy, I said we need to be *strait* with each other. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4546 Is it just me, or are these new work uniforms too restrictive? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4547 So this is what they mean by a zero sum game. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4548 My nose has developed cartilage tunnel syndrome. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4549 It's part of our new Upward Bound program. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4550 I was told you were fully-clothed and a little bit sane at the office party. What was THAT about? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4551 This idea of teachers also having to wear school uniforms is crazy. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4552 It's both empathy and a terrific saving on manicures! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4553 I'm sorry, we would hire you but our hands are tied." "That's okay, but I'm really crazy for this job! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4554 Just because we said we were tired of being secretaries. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4555 I don't think you are crazy, either... but there is not much I can do now, my hands are tied. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4556 I think our new President is getting paranoid. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4557 The oderly said if we gave up trying, the instructions were at SJacket.com. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4558 I’d love to issue you a treadmill desk, but my hands are tied. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4559 I like your jacket but I really loooove your boots! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4560 Ok - you go first... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4561 O course, you know that this job entails you to mix with the Very, Very Nervous! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4562 I guess politics weren't the best thing to discuss in the office. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4563 Give me one good reason to hire you Mrs. Houdini? 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4564 Any tips on scratching your nose? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4565 I'm finding Mr. Houdini's dress code to be a bit restrictive. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4566 What are you in for? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4567 They say this is the best way end the compulsive hugging. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4568 Sorry for the misunderstanding, but no, there's no DENTAL plan... 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4569 This job sucks! 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4570 Our environment?" "Oh, we pretty much stay to ourselves, but we do have casual Fridays! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4571 Those who are ready for our message find us. You found us. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4572 Maybe this tech-free interview wasn't such a good idea, my screen saver just kicked in. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4573 Our employees dress code does follow the strait and narrow, but fortunately, we do observe casual Friday! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4574 Let's get one thing straight. Ok, good. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4575 It's peer counseling. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4576 OK,JUST GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4577 Do you think you could scratch my itch with your boot heel? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4578 I told you you'd grow into it. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4579 Alexa, play "Crazy Train." 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4580 Did you say try left click or left "kick" 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4581 Well, at least we now have lots of time to get to know each other! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4582 You appear to have the right qualifications to be our new bondage counselor. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4583 That's right...on West Fifth...'Houdini's Haberdashery' !! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4584 Excellent. Now pass the water tank test and you’re in the rubber room. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4585 This is the only way I can have a conversation. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4586 I guess we should have opted for the original Outward Bound expedition. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4587 HR says they're slimming. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4588 Despite what you may have heard, the constraints on advancement by women in this company are clearly a myth. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4589 Our hands are tied...there's no way we can reach out to our customers. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4590 We have a top-notch hands off policy. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4591 Yeah, but we can't cash our pay check either. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4592 What do I have to do to get you to be part of our institution? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4593 I'm not big on flu shots either. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4594 The election has gotten us all tied up in knots. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4595 Bite me?, Hmmmmmmm, I may have a spot for you after all.... 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4596 HR said, "No touching." 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4597 I'm with you! I know four years is a long time, but it's better than hurting yourself or others. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4598 This is what I call an impasse. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4599 The rule is no finger pointing in the office. To what else do you object? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4600 What makes you think you are right for this job? What makes you think you are right for this job? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4601 You'll get nothing but straight talk at this company. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4602 Siri says we're too bound up on ourselves. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4603 I'd be much more productive if I wasn't so tied up. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4604 It's so we can't grab back. Welcome to the transition team. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4605 Well I feel like I'm in a straitjacket working here too. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4606 One way to keep us docile. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4607 I want to have it out, no holds barred. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4608 The boss said we can choose - the diet or the job. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4609 Now that we're out of our comfort zone, we can really manage HR. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4610 So, what do you think? Do you want to take this ride? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4611 "Do you feel what if feel"? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4612 The first female US president? Seriously? When did you dream of that? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4613 . . . and you'll be responsible for my trash, spam, junk mail and medications. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4614 Speaking for myself, I don't think you'll find this job ties you up in any way 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4615 You'd definitely fit in, but how do you think you'd benefit Asylum Seekers Anonymous? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4616 "I'm interviewing for an assistant to help me run the asylum". 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4617 It's the latest directive from human resources. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4618 We're looking for someone with hands-on experience. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4619 They are really serious about the no cat fighting rule at this company. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4620 Any thoughts, after a year in our Inhuman Resources department? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4621 Unfortunetly, My hands are tied too. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4622 We appreciate you coming in, but I'm not sure this is the best fit. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4623 In this company we are alt-left and alt-right. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4624 Given the dire straits in which we find ourselves, cutbacks are likely. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4625 ... but looking at your performance last quarter, I can't tell 'how' committed you are. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4626 As you know, we have room for advancement. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4627 How do we get out of the clutches of the super intelligent software? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4628 You get to be Hannibal next session. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4629 Peggy, we need to be straight with one another. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4630 Can't play cards in here. Nobody's got a full deck. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4631 I'm soooo hungry. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4632 The President-elect wants me to ask you if you have any problem with being a team player. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4633 I believe these one-on-one meetings, show the team that we are all in this together. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4634 Casual Friday. What do you miss the most?" "Bathroom breaks. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4635 Work-life balance has been a source of stress for me too, thanks for asking. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4636 Yes Mary hr said this is an approved discipline for surfing the web instead of working. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4637 I'm sorry. It used to be that just my hands were tied, but you understand. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4638 So, you want to "talk" .........Why?:.......can't it wait until we can text or twitter? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4639 This is a competitive office. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4640 We find the devil makes work for idle hands here. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4641 Computer has voice recognition. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4642 Sadly, our scarf-tying workshop was less successful than we'd. hoped. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4643 It's a new technique called therapist-client empathy. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4644 Is this what they call effective verbal communicating? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4645 I'd love to help, but I'm sure you got the picture........ 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4646 I have some constrictive criticism of your last report. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4647 Welcome to Guantano Bay EEO. What complaint are you considering? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4648 I like to think of it as the art of the deal. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4649 Uh, we were looking for someone with a little more original thinking. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4650 I think this is a job you can really sink your teeth into! 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4651 Sit up straight, Tina. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4652 The office Social Media Challenge, aimed at reducing unproductive activity during work hours, took a bizarre turn when production came to a complete halt. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4653 This is just CRAZY!! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4654 For this session can you try not to project yourself on to others. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4655 At Fairfax Industries, you really have to WANT to work. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4656 The instructions are voice activated, but they call for a third party. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4657 Your title, "Crazier Than Thou," really bothers me. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4658 This way I can only sexually harass you verbally. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4659 Let's be straight with each other! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4660 You've been exhibiting frequent escape behaviors at work lately. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4661 The instructions say, "You're supposed to untie me first." 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4662 Yes, yes, I can fully sympathize. I know just how you feel. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4663 Your hired if you can escape before I do. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4664 Break time was the least favorite activity at the Houdini School of Magic. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4665 WHERE IS HOUDINI WHEN YOU NEED HIM? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4666 Yes, now I'm more comfortable now 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4667 I'm known as a real fanatic in our hands-free tech division, but I've been asked to show some restraint. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4668 I'm glad that you are in full agreement with our hands-off doctrine. Oh, and welcome to the Libertarian party. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4669 In this company, it's every man for himself. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4670 Straight-jackets are in this year. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4671 I'm going to give it to you straight. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4672 In this job out of body experiences helps in a pinch. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4673 After I saw you last week without you jacket, Zoe, I just knew this was the right weight loss program for me! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4674 Our CEO takes a dim view of physical harassment in the work place. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4675 Simple Simon says..... 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4676 Let me get this straight, you want to teach a baton twirling class? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4677 This is not what I thought "self restraint in our viewpoints" would mean. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4678 That's right, this is our only requirement of applicants here at the Whodini Academy. And your time starts now. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4679 Are we crazy or just tied up? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4680 At least it makes Casual Friday feel special tomorrow. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4681 Now you know what it takes to break the glass ceiling in this company 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4682 Oh no you don't! I'm the straight man. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4683 We're looking to become a more open company. We're looking for people who are not so tightly wound. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4684 No, we don't require that you've been trained in cursive. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4685 It started when my boss got too "Handsy". 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4686 Empathy is so important if we are to get a breakthrough. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4687 I know you'll like it here, and you only need to say: "Hey, Siri!" 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4688 Let's begin. What's your favorite inappropriate interview question? 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4689 I agree with you, we're bound together by our work ethic. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4690 I'm feeling stale, mate. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4691 You're perfect! To whom should we send the paychecks? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4692 I'm sorry but my hands are tied; I'm sure you can identify. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4693 Rule 1: Avoid standing ovations when the boss says he's going on vacation. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4694 I understand that we have new purchasing restraints, but this seems excessive. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4695 Until we both see him take the oath of office, we should assume it's mass psychosis. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4696 HR always had a funny way of straightening out conflicts. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4697 I think we got this straight! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4698 It says here on your resume that you are a go-getter. That's cute. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4699 Cease all motor functions? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4700 We've found it necessary to put strict measures in place to prevent non-business computer usage. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4701 You appear to be even more wound up than I am. You should fit in here just fine. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4702 So how would your rate your project management skills.? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4703 Looks like we have to type with our noses now. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4704 You'll love working here, I'm sure you'll fit right in, we have a great company culture. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4705 First the glass ceiling...now this. Do you think a brooch will help? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4706 I can't. Neither can I. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4707 I'm sorry, and I'm sure you understand, but my hands are tied 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4708 I like it that you seem able to keep things to yourself. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4709 It helps us stay head strong. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4710 So....you think you have problems? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4711 When you interview at Google on a dare. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4712 Glass ceiling? We had one until Gladys Clodfelter shattered it. The new one is a bit more visible. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4713 This discussion has us both tied up in knots. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4714 This always seems to happen when we share a recipe on line for fruitcake. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4715 The instructions say "use of electronic devices is strictly prohibited". 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4716 I really appreciate your structured leadership style. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4717 Draw! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4718 We are empowered to do everything except move. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4719 So, what makes you qualified to be a serial killer? 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4720 What characteristic do you have that makes you best suited for the job? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4721 And then I told her we were straight and would like a new jacket for Christmas. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4722 It seems like the inmates are running the asylum. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4723 Yeah, sorry, I'm not feeling you either. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4724 How's your cubicle? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4725 Tell me about your past experiences in the business. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4726 You can have bow knots if you don't like the half hitch. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4727 If we aren't straight with each other now, no one else will be 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4728 Houdini says "Hello" 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4729 So there, I hope you can really, really, REALLY trust me now. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4730 This time of year, I find my schedule is crazy too 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4731 I'm sorry, but a glass ceiling isn't in this year's budget. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4732 Let's wrap things up quickly. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4733 I'm sorry I can't help you. My hands are also tied. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4734 Brace yourself, it suppose to be great. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4735 We're bound to come up with a joint decision. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4736 My nose itches too, but how do you feel about it? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4737 This is knot the job I was expecting. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4738 It's most important that you fit our culture; we'll train you for the rest. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4739 I see you've gotten a little crazy with work too. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4740 I need an assistant I can count on. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4741 Tell it to me straight. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4742 What do you mean, "artial marts"? 1.1129 0.05682 62 58 1 3
4743 Sorry Jan, we can't give you the raise you wanted, our hands are tied. Sorry Bob, I can't give you that report you wanted, my hands are tied. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4744 Management believes tying one arm behind your back is cheating. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4745 Are we going to far with this anti-embrace policy? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4746 How do I know that you'll work out fine here? It takes one to know one. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4747 All tied up at the moment, can you come again when we're free? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4748 Are you fit? To be tied... 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4749 I!d call it a wrap myself! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4750 I'd say at this point in our session it's a tie. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4751 Did you put the lime in the coconut too? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4752 They really should reintroduce Casual Friday. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4753 I see you have a hobby of being an escape artist as well. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4754 Can you type on the computer with your nose 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4755 Think outside the box. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4756 Mine is about social morays too! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4757 Ok I promise I won't flat iron my hair every day! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4758 You’ll find that productivity actually increases. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4759 We have to keep it strictly professional. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4760 I don't think you would be a useful employee 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4761 The boss said, no touchy feely in our discussion. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4762 oh fuck 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4763 At least we're not tongue tied...Google? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4764 We're both a good fit for this hands-on project. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4765 I see you have some gaps in your confinement history? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4766 I need my hands to answer your questions. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4767 They'd like us to start thinking outside the box. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4768 These things take time..... 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4769 Deep down, I'm a little loosey-goosey. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4770 So, we lost the election. Get over it. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4771 Straight talk 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4772 Tied up or not, she insists that we attend! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4773 So, do you want to join the Harry Houdini club. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4774 This communication skills program was developed for Italians. 1.1129 0.05682 62 58 1 3
4775 Yes, we all get this office equipment but the company strongly discourages manual labor. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4776 These restrictive health care policies are crazy! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4777 I'm thinking about going straight. And buying a new jacket. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4778 mine itches in the same place 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4779 Sure, you're uptight. We're all uptight. It's the zeitgeist. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4780 I see we're both crazy about Commes des Garcons ! 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4781 It's mentioned in the fine print in Clause 10 on Corporate Communications. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4782 I can relate to your feelings of bondage. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4783 I can't help with your request for a salary increase. As you can see, my hands are tied. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4784 This happens just the day when I have to write. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4785 It always starts like this. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4786 You blinked. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4787 We escaped the silos, but not the straight-jackets. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4788 I guess two wrongs really don't make a right. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4789 We've got 5 more minutes of relaxation to squeeze in, and THEN we can finally get back to work! 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4790 You start first. No you start first. Okay, I'll start. Hey, how about me? Then you start first. No, you start first. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4791 I'd like to relax the dress code, but this is HR's dungeon and I've forgotten the safe word. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4792 What's so great about bondage? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4793 The questions at a Google interview are nothing compared to the qualifications testing at Houdini, Inc. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4794 I felt this might help you get in touch with your masochistic fetishes. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4795 There are no golden handcuffs for managers at this firm. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4796 Soooo...your place or mine? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4797 Harry Houdini was my father. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4798 He seemed like such a nice young salesman. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4799 Soooo ... Seen any good TV shows lately? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4800 What are you here for? I'm in for cat allergies. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4801 Unfortunately, you're visiting during our mandated relaxation hour. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4802 What this means is, I really want to be straight with you. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4803 At least we didn't cave on the gags. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4804 Working here definitely has a bit of stress! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4805 Maybe you should leave the kids at home for the next parent-teacher conference. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4806 Hou Done It? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4807 I heard you were a breakout star, but I might have gone overboard 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4808 You would not believe what I have gone through! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4809 That's so untouching! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4810 The company's new policy on conflict resolution had potential. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4811 The escape key! D@mit! I'm a loan processor, not Houdini! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4812 No, we don't usually have "all hands" meetings at this office. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4813 Well that was a productive meeting. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4814 Turns out commandeering an insane aslyum has its drawbacks. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4815 I have been typing copious notes, and I am very impressed by your qualifications! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4816 We are looking for a steady pair of hands to run the division 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4817 I told you to have breakfast 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4818 TRASH: Trump Russian Anti-hack Strategic Headquarters 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4819 How we supposed to "Lean In" around here when all they do is set us up to fail? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4820 Do you find working here to your liking? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4821 They call these "straitjackets" but I don't think mine is working... 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4822 I've always know I was straight. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4823 In what ways do you think you can make a contribution to our company? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4824 I'm sorry I didn't send you a check, I've been tied up. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4825 This Egyptology mummy sensitivity homework is starting to get old. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4826 Wow! I didn't realize how serious the boss was about device-free Fridays. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4827 Who ever answers their phone - picks up the check at lunch. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4828 At least we're Buddhists. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4829 I was for the front button uniform, but as you can see, my hands are tied. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4830 To begin with, we are evenly yoked. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4831 Among other benefits, the company also provides comprehensive burial insurance. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4832 What if headquarters doesn't have a budget line for ransom issues? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4833 He leaves me so tied up 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4834 Oh, I agree. The pussy-bow pantsuit is so pre-November 9. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4835 My hands are tied too. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4836 Asylums aren't easy to run. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4837 It's for your own good. It's the new normal. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4838 I already miss the glass ceiling. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4839 Ok, let's start again: I think your husband was right... 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4840 I find this caption contest quite limiting. Don't you? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4841 Now that we're both straight on that, let's continue. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4842 The white elephant gifts have jumped the shark. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4843 You'll find the real advantage when you say you can't help because your hands are tied. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4844 You gotta get wrapped up in your job here. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4845 This game sucks 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4846 So if you spend thousands of dollars on therapy you might be able to graduate to one strap just like me! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4847 Now, we can be civil. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4848 All of your references claimed that you're crazy. One even wrote that you're fit to be tied. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4849 This an insane asylum right so am I the hallucination or are you? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4850 " It can't be resolved, I think we are in similar 'straights'". 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4851 We are both bound in our place in the pecking order 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4852 We're big on strait talk here. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4853 Tell me something about yourself that is not on your application. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4854 Ever tried power posing? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4855 I try to identify with my patients, but frankly keyboarding with your nose is difficult. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4856 I was more concerned about your glass ceiling. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4857 Maybe we should have just stuck with name, hometown, and fun fact. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4858 I'm a straight shooter." "Well, so am I. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4859 Have we taken 'embodying discipline' a bit far? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4860 Do you have any loose ends. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4861 I've learned to talk without hands! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4862 Strait talk, please 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4863 So you don’t buy into this ‘work/life balance’ baloney either. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4864 Don't tell me you can't do the job; I'm tied up, too. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4865 GOP straight jacket test. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4866 ....and I promise not to swivel 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4867 We don't believe in hands on in this office. So I think you are hired. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4868 We should get this recount started ASAP. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4869 Our 'fit to be tied' fashion line is killing productivity, but damn if we don't look good 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4870 I'll be strait with you; the hours are crazy. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4871 Time for straight talk 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4872 Lets keep it verbal next time. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4873 My assistant takes seriously my request to help prevent me from checking my phone during meetings. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4874 This interview may be recorded for quality assurance. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4875 After the accident, HR outlawed trust falls. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4876 Mine is from the Yeezy Spring Collection 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4877 I hear this is what all of Kanye's runway models are wearing. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4878 It's only in the Government that they use RED tape 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4879 I like your new shirt design, but the sleeves seem a bit long. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4880 The APA sees strong promise in this empathy therapy breakthrough. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4881 I think we are getting too wrapped up in this psychiatric thing. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4882 I agree: these classic workplace rules are so constraining. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4883 He said 'nobody respects women more than me.' I didn't expect this, either. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4884 Lesson learned. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4885 At least you get to watch a movie. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4886 Is there an app for this? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4887 Soooo… do you ever wonder what the gay jackets look like? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4888 I've lost six pounds, but date nights are getting woo-hoo. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4889 We like our people to be completely self-reliant. Does that sound like you? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4890 Look, I'd hire you, but I like this job, and well, you being double-jointed and all.., 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4891 His Tweets are so liberating. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4892 I see you already know its casual Friday here today. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4893 Binding ties to ask SIRI to help 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4894 These designer clothes are getting too confining 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4895 I see in you a hallucination of myself from when I first started with this company. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4896 Are you gay or strait? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4897 Oh your hands are tied? That's what they all say. And by "they" I mean everyone who entered this contest. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4898 First thing is first. Welcome to Escapology Anonymous. Glad to see that you made it here this morning. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4899 on the contrary its a prerequisite for any job in this administration 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4900 I hear some of the inmates are trying to start a union. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4901 I thought you said it was 'finger' trap. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4902 We're lucky here. When you work late you can see the stars through the glass ceiling. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4903 He said he wished I could be more spontaneous. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4904 Plenty of upward mobility. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4905 Call me crazy, but isn't this taking budgetary restraint to the extreme? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4906 What I like best about this job is you don’t have to kill yourself to get ahead. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4907 These new protocols are impossible. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4908 Golden handcuffs were an early victim of the budget cuts. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4909 But they said they wanted us to disrupt. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4910 Yes, I think you'll enjoy the culture here at Amazon. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4911 Have we met before? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4912 I believe we both favor immediate action, however, it seems our hands are tied. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4913 In order to get paid maternity leave, we had to make a few concessions. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4914 I too used to be gay 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4915 Our cash flow is currently hindered as literally all of our assets are completely tied up. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4916 Help me run for the presidency? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4917 Since he changed the nuke-launch code to three zeroes we just have to live with it. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4918 Let's get things strait between us, shall we? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4919 Now you're just being a jerk. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4920 I know it's tough but keeping you from pulling your hair should allow you to have a hairdo like mine 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4921 The boss did say he was going to set me strait. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4922 There IS a lot to be said for straight talk. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4923 I'm not crazy about your references 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4924 As you see, being nuts doesn't help working here. Typing with my nose is a real pain. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4925 Escapologists Anonymous, has a get-out clause at Christmas, it's also known as the Sanity Claus. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4926 Yes, I think this will stop Mr. Wilson. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4927 I don't think this conversion therapy is working. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4928 So what brings you to the Academy of Knots? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4929 ... and your Klout score? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4930 As a company, we're all about releasing each person's internal potential. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4931 Satisfied?! Now neither of us can Skype with the aardvark. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4932 I'll scratch your nose if you'll scratch mine. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4933 The jacket's a good fit but we're looking for someone who likes to work with their hands. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4934 I got mine at the Designer Warehouse, where did you get yours? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4935 Thank you though, but in this office we prefer Forward Tunic." 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4936 You've got me out stripped. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4937 I Know. I voted for myself, too... 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4938 This sit-down strike isn't working because we don't have press coverage - our hands are tied. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4939 I always thought the "sweeping gesture" thing was overrated. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4940 I'm sorry Ms. Oronica, as you can see, our hands are tied. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4941 I won't be taking notes this session. I just realized I'm just as crazy up as you are. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4942 Doctor, Do you honestly feel my pain? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4943 Maybe Google can tell us how Houdini got out of these things! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4944 Jane. I do believe you have a great future at Simon Says Inc. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4945 Here we wrap presents, but sometimes we over do it. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4946 I understand your hands are tied but we still need to meet our goals 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4947 I'd like to make another appointment, but we're both obviously tied up-- 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4948 Well, it was this or chain the stationery to the desk. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4949 The pen is mightier than the sword. The voice is mightier than the keyboard. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4950 It surely keeps us warm, but the only problem is that we can't high five anymore. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4951 Your professional and personal profile are a perfect match for a Cabinet position. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4952 I wish I could turn the computer screen toward you so we could both watch the magician's instructional escape video, but my hands are tied. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4953 Watch carefully and I'll show you my latest Houdini moves. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4954 Stronger Together will live in infamy. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4955 Now THAT'S just crazy talk. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4956 The robots just emailed me their list of demands. They said this isn't illegal since the law doesn't apply to them. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4957 Do you feel like this project is driving you crazy? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4958 I don't think this is the same Escape Game we played the last time. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4959 Explain again how my micromanaging affects work performance? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4960 Apparently, the truth will NOT set you free during office hours. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4961 I wish they'd turn the heat on already 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4962 In this new Administration we believe in promoting from within. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4963 If you can mentally undress me first, you win! 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4964 I'd love to keep you on Dawn but my hands are tied. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4965 This focus on face time isn't working out. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4966 "Let me guess, no need to talk because you understand me". 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4967 You've come to the right place. I have voice command software and know just how you feel! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4968 My hands are tied as well ,so, your move. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4969 Well Hellen as your boss, here we embrace a "locked door" policy 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4970 These are wonderful. I'm ordering three pairs for Christmas! 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4971 Welcome to ACME Sales, I see HR has informed you we only use a voice activated computers programs here . 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4972 Just let your feet do the talking... 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4973 Meetings are never fun for anyone. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4974 Your qualifications are quite impressive, but I am looking for someone with more complimentary abilities. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4975 I don't seem to be getting as much work done although it's been very effective in cutting down on my computer time. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4976 What I love about this company is that they really encourage creative thinking - you never feel like you're in an intellectual straitjacket. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4977 " We are almost done with the interview....just need to tie up a few loose ends" ! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4978 The president-elect's tweets are driving you mad too, huh? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4979 Well---it is responsible for the removal of sexual inequality from the workplace… 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4980 I know this sounds crazy, but our department is shrinking. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4981 Patient 1: I can't believe they think we're psychopaths! Patient 2: I can't believe they thought that putting us in "straight"jackets would stop us from being gay! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4982 Straightjackets are easy. Watch me get out, and get Houdini on Skype, and Snapchat the whole thing! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4983 You're fired! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4984 What would you say it's your greatest strength? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4985 Believe me, I understand completely, but my hands are tied on this. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4986 "We are in agreement!Till the recount of the votes is completed. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4987 sexual harassment wasn't all that bad 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4988 This jacket makes you feel all warm inside. Doesn't it? 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4989 Dinner--your padded cell, or mine? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4990 So tell me, do you think our team bondage efforts are helping with productivity? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4991 So, due to budget cuts, we're doing more with less...SANITY! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4992 And with the addition of an elephant or donkey imprint we can make it a political statement! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4993 You do realize that just because you'll be crashing through the glass ceiling doesn't mean they'll let you join their club. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4994 No more Cyber bullying or Tweet revenge. It must be a Trump advisor. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4995 Then this HR guy says, "Well, can they perform just as well backwards, in heels and..." 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4996 Our hands are tied, but we'll try again. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4997 I hope the DOD employee who leaked the "$125 billion bureaucratic waste" report is pleased with himself now. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4998 Feel free to recount all of our ballots by hand Mrs. Stein. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4999 This is the only way to deal with the election. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5000 If only we were not restrained, we are bound to get it right! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5001 We think all of you on that chair will be a good fit with all of us here at this desk. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5002 Your turn. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5003 This is an off-shoot of the "Blind Leading the Blind" therapy. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5004 Then the big D and the little d made their get-a-way. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5005 What is it you don't trust about our new transparency initiative? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5006 Listen, I'm only here to help. Why do find it necessary to project your feelings of powerlessness onto me. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5007 I feel like the company may have taken ergonomics just a step too far. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5008 I can't believe we get roped into this comedy magic show. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5009 I didn't hear you. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5010 It's always like this around the holidays. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5011 OK, I'll tell it to you straight. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5012 And we supply female employees extra protection for glass ceiling collisions 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5013 Once our probationary period ends, I'm sure working at Houdini Inc. will be wonderful. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5014 Yes, we all had high hopes for the glass ceiling, but let's get back to the interview... Do you have children? 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5015 Pense thinks we should have morning jackets. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5016 Yes, we can see your insane, but we're looking for someone more certified in this line if work. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5017 My guru says this computer abstinence therapy really works. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5018 Sorry, but the boss said I'd be crazy to make you that offer, and you'd be even crazier to turn it down. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5019 Yes, we've risen high in management, but I defy anyone to call us stuffed shirts. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5020 The jacket? No, no, no... it's definitely the meditation. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5021 Welcome to FedEX! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5022 I vowed to do a face to face interview, are you comfortable? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5023 They wanted to keep me at my old job, but their hands were tied. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5024 At least we cut through all the red tape. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5025 I certainly don’t think you over-reacted to the Cubbie victory, but tell me about it in your own words. We have a South-sider who’ll type up my report. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5026 Hands up I did not do it. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5027 Maybe we should reconsider our branding. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5028 Yes, we do encourage one to think outside the box. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5029 At HUD2017.DoctorCarson/SmallGov we practice "NeverEver handouts!" They encourage dependency and discourage recipients from attending Medical School. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5030 We got tied of dress down Fridays. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5031 ...so that Mrs. Williams, is when I read Camus. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5032 First one to get free, gets the rest of the day off. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5033 Thanks for the suggestion but let's keep doing the same thing over and over again. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5034 "You're crazy" " No you're crazy" " No you're crazy"............. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5035 My nose itches, does your? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5036 Although the company is thrilled with your work here in the customer complaint department, we think your real future is in repair scheduling. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5037 This company dress code for women certainly does ensure that their glass ceiling will stay intact. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5038 We use this to test prospective employees. However, those who fail the test can also be considered for a position in HR. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5039 our company is looking for individuals who believe in freedom of speech while their hands are tied... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5040 I hope you don't mind but these have become mandatory for conflict resolution at the department of motor vehicles. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5041 I don't mind the straitjacket, but a RED CARD, really ! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5042 Aerodynamically, is easier to break the glass ceiling. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5043 I'd shake your hand, but I'm a germaphobe. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5044 Being into bondage is a plus. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5045 Well here at Constraint Based Therapies , you'll find our mental health policies very inclusive. Can you nose type ? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5046 Unfortunately, I have to untie you. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5047 It looks like we are going to need to up your dosage. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5048 Let's get straight to the point 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5049 To be frank, you're a bit overqualified. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5050 Yes, I do like to approach my work with a great deal of utter abandon. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5051 Which pie did you put your finger in? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5052 First I want to say I appreciate your open door policy. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5053 This is a great company to work at. Nobody wants to leave. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5054 Only a magician can get us out of this one. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5055 Is it just me, or do you agree, that we each did find the ties that together us will bind? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5056 You are perfect for the position, but afraid there isn't much room for advancement. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5057 Yeah, I think I'd categorize it as an iron-clad contract. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5058 Well, Mr. President-Elect, I think I would fit right in. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5059 I know thangs are a little uptight here . . . . 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5060 "This will help train us to smile and nod politely on telepresence". 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5061 You are certainly a good fit for this position, but I'm afraid the patriarchy has tied both our hands. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5062 So far so good but how are you at languages? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5063 The reimbursement code for countertransference is "pickle." 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5064 Nice to have it all wrapped up, isn't it? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5065 Stylistically, we prefer to keep things fairly 'straight' 'round here. Happy to see you're onboard. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5066 Get that report on my desk by Monday, eight months from now. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5067 You spell Hamilton and I'll meow. We're bound to get someone to help. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5068 Gina wonders why HR always sends her the loons 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5069 I was once rejected by Etsy too! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5070 I do it to keep from scratching my eyes out when I see how this humorless 'artiste' has drawn me. You? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5071 Do you know your brake light is out? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5072 I heard she hires in her own image. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5073 Contrary to popular belief, I am an ostrich. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5074 Great idea for self restraints. Now we need to figure out a way to undo them. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5075 WHAT ABOUT THE THEOREM THAT NOTHING IS LOST? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5076 Proof that I can move you with the my boot tip. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5077 I'm glad you applied, we're looking for someone with a 'Houdini Complex.' 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5078 Let's call a friend. Let's call Harry. OK. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5079 If you think you are the only one whose hands are tied. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5080 Well, we did shatter the glass ceiling, just like those Carrier workers got their jobs back. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5081 I think HR has taken this violence in the workplace prevention a little too far 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5082 I'm going for 5ive straight. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5083 This is one of the new team building exercises. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5084 Are you a poker or a grabber? 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5085 At this firm, we aim to hire individuals with visions 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5086 Let us pray, Krishna: QWERTY, QWERTY.... 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5087 Mama told me, "Never turn your back on a professional man." 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5088 Yes, the Mime Institute is an equal opportunity employer. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5089 It was hard for Human Resources to get any work done during Empathy Week. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5090 They're cheaper than the ergonomic chairs. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5091 Let's promise to always be straight with each other. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5092 So you like that our PAC is all-female and pro-Trump. What else? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5093 Sorry, my parachute malfunctioned. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5094 Now,relax, and tell me what happened. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5095 I hope you realize this does not end our office cyber relationship. I have voice to text commands enabled on all devices. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5096 I don't care that you need to get to Canada right away. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5097 My conclusion is that my reverse psychology therapy is just not working for you. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5098 I really didn't think bondage would be like this. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5099 We followed your plan and have taken over, now what? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5100 shes also tied up at work 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5101 I'm not sure the ergonomic department's recommendation will do anything for productivity, but I feel very calm about it. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5102 Yeah, the higher-ups are harping on our productivity again. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5103 Ok, my turn...I see something....white! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5104 Now that we're on the same page... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5105 TORTURE-R-US, Inc. tests its straight-jackets on Hillary voters, Houdini's granddaughters. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5106 HR will definitely have questions. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5107 HR Room #5150 "I see you found the place." 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5108 Yes, management and labor are both feeling constrained by these new FLSA rules. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5109 Be straight with me 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5110 I got mine at the Yeezy Spring show. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5111 With your scientific credentials, I know we can find a place for you in the new administration's EPA. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5112 You may be tied up, but I'm insane. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5113 What? You expected a warm welcome? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5114 We do have our limitations. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5115 Listen, I know this might sound a little hypocritical, but just give it to me straight. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5116 I'd like to tap into your vast institutional knowledge. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5117 I see you came prepared with Trump's anti-glass-ceiling-breakage jacket. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5118 Doctor, heal thyself. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5119 i bet you're a tight bitch too 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5120 I think we are taking the "sit strait" initiative too seriously. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5121 Guess I'm caught between the moon and New York City. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5122 As your career counselor, I think you should know that I feel threatened by your coming to me looking for a job placement. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5123 Yes, we boomers are aware of what's trending. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5124 This is the uniform you'll wear if you get the job here at Hannibal Lecter Enterprises. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5125 This is not what I expected when you got me to agree to conversion therapy! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5126 I know you brought me here to ask for my help, but as you can see, I'm tied up right now 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5127 The lips are mightier than a pen. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5128 Gesticulating with our hands has gotten out of control! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5129 Houdini made it look easy! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5130 It's their obsessive-compulsives talent management program 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5131 Ok, now can we have a discussion about your salary? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5132 Look, in order for mediation to work, you have to show some movement. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5133 I should have worn this before it became popular. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5134 My ardent belief in the Derridean philosophy of deconstruction will make me an asset in the fashion industry. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5135 When we get outta here, I'm gonna give that Dernavich a piece of my mind. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5136 Personally, I think we're taking the whole Michael Jackson tribute a bit too far!!! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5137 We're an equal opportunity employer. Men are required to wear straight jackets and ties, except on dress-down Fridays when we're all topless. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5138 I agree, working for Hannibal Lector can get scarry at times. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5139 I'd love to help you get a job here, but unfortunately my hands re tied. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5140 Agreed. Change nothing, again. We're sure to have better results this time. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5141 The new CEO came up through the IT department. Have we effectively eliminated computer viruses? Yes. But I believe there's been a downside. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5142 Ever since our technical team devised these special 'digital devices safe' suits for meetings, the productivity and happiness index of our staff has gone up 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5143 The position requires zero gesticulation. If you can keep your face, legs and feet still, you have the job. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5144 I can completely sympathize with you, but I'm not quite sure that I can believe a story like that. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5145 Wow, this place is so secure they had the psychiatrist Skype us. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5146 New company dress code. The boss is a big fan of Mike Pence. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5147 Blah blah blah Donald Trump sucks blah blah blah. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5148 See! Not so easy when you put yourself in my restraint. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5149 On the other hand, they're dialing back on the social media filters. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5150 New management tactic; trying to straighten us all out indiscriminately. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5151 "Needless to say, all future negotiations will be binding."Submit2me 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5152 I know... HR makes editorial do this every time we need to interact with the art/design department. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5153 I want to be strait with you: I get the feeling that you're holding back. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5154 The only way to untie our feelings is a handshake. You first. " "No, you first. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5155 So....how may I help you today? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5156 For this interview you've got me tongue tied 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5157 Now that we're both safe, tell me how much you love me. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5158 Now, Mrs. Jones, we will both attempt to beat the fastest straitjacket escape time of 2.84 seconds by listening to a Trump tweet.... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5159 A coworker has brought to my attention the concern that you are failing your condition of employment to be a danger to yourself and others at all times. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5160 You rub my back – I rub yours! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5161 Susan, as you know, your final grade for the Houdini graduate seminar is based entirely on you getting out of the straigt jacket. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5162 It takes one to know one, you know 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5163 I don't know anything about raising squid. If that's where this is going. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5164 Our new business coach, Dr. Lecter, is a real control freak! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5165 Wow! GOOD for you! Your running the place now! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5166 So that's my story, now you tell me, what is your reason for wanting to work at 'Crazy Lady Spa and Fitness?' 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5167 Well, as Branch Chief I'm still not allowed to speak but I do get a nicer office. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5168 Do you think they'll accept my late time sheet? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5169 Did you have to yell out my name while we were hacking? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5170 That's what I thought when I interviewed here, too. Half a mill a year and points sound crazy to you? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5171 Well, I see you are tied up this week as well! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5172 Do you still think water-boarding would have been worse? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5173 Your resume says you majored in Houdini Escape Reenactment? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5174 Congratulations! You've been selected as a finalist for "Hands off Boss of the Year" award. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5175 Reach out with your feelings. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5176 We have a strong position against any form of workplace violence 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5177 I don't think either one of us could pivot at this point. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5178 I too thought the psychiatrist was asking about a Trait Bracket. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5179 Why? Because our couturier demands that we try out his latest designs. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5180 You must be crazy to think that this is a constraining work environment. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5181 I never dreamed I'd be this tangled up in my work. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5182 I thought it said Turtle coat Tuesdays ... apparently everyone else is wearing turtle necks 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5183 Me too!! I'm just so tied up, I feel like I'm going nuts! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5184 It's a standard part of the bureaucratic uniform. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5185 Creativity in the work place. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5186 I wish I could help you but our hands are tied! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5187 We're hoping these catch on with kleptomaniacs. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5188 So, tell me why you’re interested in a career at Houdini Industries. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5189 No YOU stop copying me! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5190 He was careful to interview only the most qualified candidates for the job. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5191 He forgot to tape our mouths and my laptop is voice-activated! 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5192 The fire marshal said we couldn't wear blazers anymore. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5193 Change seats every 15 minutes. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5194 We've eliminated our employee policy manual. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5195 I can't wait for casual Friday." "Girl, you're telling me! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5196 Like you, I was uptight when I first started the job, but I learned to relax. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5197 In as many words as possible describe our corporate philosophy as you perceive it 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5198 Zippers, anyone? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5199 Nancy Pelosi is a great political leader! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5200 I think the boss over spiked the water cooler 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5201 I feel ya! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5202 When the inmates literally run the asylum. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5203 Don't get wrapped up by your contractor. 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5204 It's obvious you're familiar with compliance with unfunded mandates. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5205 Look! Let's talk straight. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5206 I don't like working with my hands either. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5207 This is not what I meant when I said we could pull off straitjackets. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5208 Human Resources is such a maddening position. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5209 Mitch is driving me crazy too but my hands are tied. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5210 I'm afraid you don't have enough experience. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5211 Don't you feel offended that everyone assumes that you are straight just because of a clothing choice? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5212 Mary, who says a fashion statement has to be practical? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5213 Alexa, play Moonlight Sonata. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5214 Here at Everyday Industries, PC also stands for Physically Correct. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5215 Yah, me too. Too much time in my 'safe space' with no Play-Doh or warm puppies. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5216 You would have to be crazy to think that 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5217 Just so you know, we're allowed to use our brains, but not break the glass ceiling. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5218 Let me give you my strait opinion. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5219 Mine's from Saks, where did you get yours? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5220 We have to re-think our fashion line. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5221 Let's file a gender discrimination complaint--you can't even see the men's uniforms. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5222 It's the company's new diversity-to-an-extent policy. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5223 You have an MBA...which is fine...I mean it's not that we will use it to disqualify you. But, please tell me more about your creativity. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5224 Now that we are constrained , tell me what you really think of me. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5225 I told you he couldn't change the libel laws. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5226 I think we should protest to HR about not being allowed to type any more. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5227 Welcome to CHAT-ALOT, the hands-free app consortium. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5228 Mine's a straight manteau. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5229 The Boss calls me 'Mummy' - what does he call you? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5230 We'll have nothing to do with each other, then! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5231 Don't you think management's safe-to-speak program is going well? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5232 It's going to be a huge fine, I clocked you at 18,000 miles/hour 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5233 Thanks for giving me the straight dope 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5234 Obviously, we run HR as well. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5235 I find it gives me a whole new perspective on bluetooth. You? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5236 At least, we have the First Amendment. ...Ra pum pum trump, ra pum pum trump. ... only four more years.... or less. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5237 I may be busy on occasion , but I did not expect you to be that tied up . 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5238 How does that make you feel? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5239 Don't be so dramatic. We're all a bit tied up now. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5240 Happy Halloween/Mental Health Awareness Day! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5241 my nose has become my most valuable appendage. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5242 I suppose we'll have to call them parallel jackets now. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5243 What are your strengths and weaknesses? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5244 How are you settling into our new sexual reorientation program? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5245 Well as you can tell we're both LinkedIn. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5246 As you can see we practice what we preach here at "Stop Talking With Your Hands". 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5247 No, I don't sleep in it. But I'll try it. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5248 The HR manual calls it REALLY mandatory overtime. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5249 We're two straitjackets, a laptop and a cellphone from freedom. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5250 You'll get no real argument from me... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5251 I dressed just like you because I wasn't told that origami was part of the interview process. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5252 Did you learn this treatment from Houdini? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5253 I was in your corner, Ms. Randle, but I'm afraid the position went to man in a 4 x 4 x 4 foot cage. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5254 Now we both are tied up here in your office! Nice going boss. We should have just given your son the phone and laptop that he needed and I would not be involved in your mess! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5255 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5256 I'm moonlighting with a band called Cuckoo's Nest that's very strait-laced. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5257 The ties that bind 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5258 So, all hands on deck? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5259 Do you feel the new electronic medical record system has made things more restrictive? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5260 There's a rumor going around that Phyllis is seeing Tim in the mail room. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5261 When I talk to you, I feel like I'm looking in a mirror. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5262 You can see our empathy when we admit you to our clinic. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5263 Avoiding online flame wars in Trump's America. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5264 Now that we're all straightened out, lets begin. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5265 I think I'm just what you're looking for: I have years of hands-on experience in that field. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5266 After ten more interviews with managers who won't know how you fit in, we'll be in touch. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5267 I still say the A/C is too high on this floor 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5268 As you can probably tell, we've made some slight changes to our 360 degree review process 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5269 i dont think they meant you should you should literally put yourself in their shoes 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5270 We offer endless opportunities for expansion. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5271 This is my last weeks entry: "Pilot's lives matter 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5272 I can't help you right now, I've got my hands tied 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5273 I said "our hands were tied" and they said, "Oh yeah?" The IT guys are so sensitive. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5274 Corporate says no! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5275 Tell me about it! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5276 Ma'am I would like to place a complaint 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5277 Well, your husband’s gagging order seems quite comprehensive 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5278 I didn't realize you were into bondage too! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5279 We think of ourselves as a family. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5280 I'm sorry we're looking for someone who's straight but NOT narrow... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5281 Sorry, it looks like our hands are tied. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5282 Out hands our pretty tied on this one. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5283 With my hands tied, I can't solve your problems! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5284 So, we broke the glass ceiling and earned these straight jackets! Next, we find the golden toilets! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5285 If we are going to have a Digital Sabbath, we need a Digital Sabbath goy. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5286 Let's figure out how we're going to beat the glass ceiling. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5287 I can tell you're a straight shooter. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5288 I think this 'countertransference' thing has gotten out of hand! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5289 I would like to discuss why you are up in arms with not having the resources to do your job, but, I am a bit tied up at the moment. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5290 This is why I hate my boss. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5291 So, let's discuss your Family Medical Leave Act benefits. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5292 I'll get strait to the point, you're not fit for this job. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5293 Now if we work through this together, we'll get somewhere. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5294 Just think. Some folks think that we aren't wrapped too tight. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5295 Cannot ask nor answer those kinds of questions. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5296 OK, TIME FOR THIS WEEK'S NAIL MEASUREMENT 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5297 Sorry, but there's been a question about our business ties to the Trump Organization. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5298 Body language "pleading the fifth" in a job interview. 1.0702 0.04918 57 55 0 2
5299 I really can empathize with how you're feeling bound up at work. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5300 Even if we had an opening, I'm not sure I could be of much help to you. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5301 When the new guy promised a new level of empowerment, I had something else in mind. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5302 If you can't make me laugh, then I guess I'll move on to the next question. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5303 Doc, how can I be like you ? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5304 Sorry, Siri... we didn't mean it. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5305 Well as your manager I'm actually required to tie your hands. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5306 Yes, I know -- they've installed a new glass ceiling. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5307 is it just me, or do feel like our hands are tied on this one too? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5308 Look, our hands are tied. Pick up that pen with your mouth and sign off that end of year raise. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5309 So this author gets stuck in her story because the main character is tied up, so she brings in a friend to help her, but she's tied up, too, so she's no help .... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5310 Cat got your tongue? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5311 Rex insists we stop fighting over him. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5312 A little help here?! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5313 December 1st, 2016... The new salaried position. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5314 Sorry, I got nothing. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5315 We like to take out time here. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5316 Budget is pretty tight so we had to turn the heat off 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5317 Yes, a gay jacket would have been better. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5318 Okay, let's start this again, shall we? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5319 Linda, I can see that you're really interested in working here at "Straight-jackets 'R Us." 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5320 Okay, so now we're looped in... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5321 The IT union voted that we work to rule 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5322 Where do you see yourself after five years of working here? Table saw. " "I hope to be regional director for the Northeast. Shark paste shark paste shark paste. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5323 Then we're agreed: no more committing 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5324 Well, your credentials are certainly impressive. However, you do realize that we are looking for a hands on representative. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5325 We're committed to the glass ceiling 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5326 I once made the mistake of telling a male patient to take the jacket off. My desk was sticky for a week. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5327 Any relation to Edward Scissorhand? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5328 What a magical moment! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5329 I see that you also brought your whole self to work today. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5330 You'll love the way my new mind-reading app works 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5331 I totally agree! Hillary is Mom AF, she actually won the election, and she needs to run again in 2020 -- for president of the UNIVERSE!!! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5332 Ah,it oiled Ah, it could be even worse; imagine if we had been tied to railroad tracks! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5333 I hope that this interview goes better than the last one. Not only was I not hired, but I and the other H. R. person were put in isolation. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5334 'Damn straight, these new uniforms are tight fitting!' 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5335 The problem is how do we post our antiFacebook campaign on Facebook? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5336 Siri, we're on internet probation. How can we place audio internet orders? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5337 I know you think I’m crazy. It’s because you are suffering from an extreme case of psychological transference. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5338 We're all in straitened circumstances here. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5339 I guess this answers the question,"how familiar are you with new LGBT legislation?" 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5340 The board told me it was to protect us from the shards of the glass ceiling. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5341 Yes, well, you know how HR departments are these days. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5342 I'm stoked we both got in David Blaine's Magic Workshop & Dating Site before the Straightjacket class filled up. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5343 I'll fight you to be boss, with one hand tied behind my back. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5344 They said don't hire internally, but that's not how we run things around here. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5345 I've narrowed down the Caption Contest entries to a final few, and I was hoping you could help me pick a winner. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5346 We are actually looking for a candidate with more free arms. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5347 Rule #1: don't dislocate your shoulders while typing. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5348 However I will be deducting points for not brining scissors to the interview. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5349 We're a 'Non- Social Media' company. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5350 Yeah, you get used to it. At least the coffee is free. Stale, but free! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5351 Operating Thetans unlock full body access at level nine. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5352 Think of it as Breaking the Glass Ceiling 2.0 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5353 You're a key asset, but that isn't how the economy works. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5354 Things have ground to a halt since our emails were hacked. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5355 I see you shop at Harry's too. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5356 I know we continue to fight the "glass ceiling" but this is really a bit over the top! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5357 You will be the first Italian we have ever signed. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5358 So... who's your favorite Kardashian? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5359 Don't get any ideas- this is not a hand's-on office. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5360 The CEO told me when I hired in that I'd wouldn't have to worry about a glass ceiling. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5361 No need to ask about my sexual orientation. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5362 Civil conversation. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5363 A ninety-seven percent success rate, she promised. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5364 We'd like to tie you up before you escape. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5365 Let me get this straight. You did what???? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5366 Let us be straight with one another 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5367 Well, now that we've got THAT all tied up, how about we move on to the next item on the list, eh? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5368 Thumb Suckers Anonymous or Two Fingers? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5369 Although I don't agree with all of his policies you've gotta admit he built an impressive wall! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5370 I'm sorry that's all the time we have today. Group is in 5 minutes. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5371 Welcome to Incessantly-Dancing Anonymous. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5372 As Karl Marx, one of our harshest critics prophesied, "Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex." 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5373 Failure to communicate, sign language version. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5374 Giorgio Bellino's spring line? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5375 There wasn't a happy ending after I told the Judge we refused to close the massage parlor. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5376 The corporate confidentiality policy is built upon the "Loose Lips Sink Ships" philospohy 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5377 Did you notice his srange sense of humor? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5378 OK, Bill Gates has standardized us teachers. Now what? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5379 Yours is posier. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5380 Let me cut strait to the chase with our job offer. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5381 This company was literally built on laissez-faire principles. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5382 Let me check whether there are more social norms to put on 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5383 I'd help you out but you can see my hands are tied. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5384 Part of my therapy as a Tiedalogist is an inner retrospect exercise 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5385 I can assure you we're all straight shooters here. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5386 You said you're a 'straight talker,' but I'd like to go 'off-topic.' 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5387 Like everything else, only straight talk here. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5388 Now we can check the news online AND keep our hair! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5389 Oh to be saved by The Phantom String Untangler. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5390 Concealed carry is all very well, but this is a bit much 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5391 And I thought I was the only one crazy enough to wear my new Snuggie to work. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5392 Hey, do you want to play patty cake? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5393 At this company we are neither alt right or alt left. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5394 It's a race, at the count of three, I'll describe Houdini's trick from my I pad, then go! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5395 I'm sensing I've given you to much work. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5396 You deserve some strait answers. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5397 While it may not seem like it at first, this position offers great, upward mobility. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5398 This from Armani's Evening Collection. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5399 And this is how HR became known as human relations! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5400 We don't hire based on diversity. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5401 I wish you could see my congratulatory handshake emoticon. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5402 Violence in the workplace is strictly forbidden here, you lazy bitch. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5403 I'm looking forward to unraveling layers upon layers. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5404 So how exactly does this blind leading the blind idea play out again? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5405 That crazy straight-talk interview 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5406 HR's year-end dress code makes it faster to tie up loose ends. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5407 You were right - I haven't tweeted in days. Farted, yes; tweeted, no. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5408 We need to get something straight between us. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5409 This job made me crazy! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5410 So what's new and exciting?" "What?" "No kidding! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5411 HR says that we can't shake hands. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5412 From now on we have to be strait with each other. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5413 Resentment is a reflection of itself. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5414 We like to think outside the box and believe you'll fit in perfectly here. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5415 This is better than yoga. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5416 and now we are ready for the next presidential tweet 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5417 Here at StrateTek we don't hold that against you. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5418 I'm sorry, but the position for magician is already filled. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5419 The company asked me to hire an expert in knot theory. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5420 Pilot's license and registration, please. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5421 My hands are tied without technology. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5422 In this case not only our hands are tied ! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5423 So who am I going to get to feed me my bagel? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5424 Crazy see, crazy do. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5425 We're just here to set the record straight. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5426 I hear company revenue has gone down since they set the new dress code. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5427 The workload is always a bit crazy this time of year. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5428 I told a patient I was Hannibal Lecter's spawn. What brought you here? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5429 I'm so crazy about this season's straight jackets. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5430 Let's confine ourselves to the topic at face. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5431 Look at it like this, the boss's wife may hate us this much, but look at what we're saving on manicures. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5432 Hey doc, I didn't think we were this tight. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5433 I'm considering starting "Casual Friday" around the office. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5434 In our office, we do not believe in 2nd amendment rights. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5435 ...and she won by over 2.8 million votes, we were told we're running the place, and now I need an executive assistant. Would you count typing among your skills? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5436 So where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5437 Bleeding out of my whatever. You? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5438 I don't like you either! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5439 Water tank & coffin are manifestations of your inner insecurity with the confinement of modern life. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5440 Would you google, "how to escape from a straitjacket" for me? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5441 Add a gag and a blindfold, and that's it for communication. I always said communication is over-rated. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5442 Just think of it as a thundershirt for the next four years. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5443 If you feel a bit too tied up at work just think of Houdini! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5444 Now, about your hair . . . 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5445 This is the only way we can be distracted by our phones and not do anything about it 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5446 Sorry, but looking at my Outlook calendar those dates are not good; all my time is tied up. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5447 So forget about upwardly mobile. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5448 I've told you not to take what I say literally. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5449 There will be no checking of emails during this meeting. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5450 This accommodation is not very accommodating. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5451 when school starts and your teacher doesn't let you move around. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5452 We encourage those who work here to get beyond their comfort zone! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5453 I forgot, how do we now order lunch in? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5454 Oh! Downsize the Human Resources DEPARTMENT! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5455 Well, it's like Huxley said, 'You shall know the truth and the truth will drive you mad' 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5456 What Houdini did was easy compared to how my hands are tied here. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5457 You're fired! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5458 I don't know about you but I'm gay and Mike Pence put me in this straight jacket. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5459 Isn't your maiden name Houdini 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5460 In all our Italian nunneries the code of silence is strictly observed. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5461 I'm sorry, I just don't think you're right for our Asylum Masseuse position. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5462 Welcome to Booger Eaters Anonymous. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5463 Today is dress the way you feel day, don't worry I'm taking mental notes during the interview. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5464 You got out first you get a raise if I got out first you're fired. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5465 I'm starting to have second thoughts about joining the Straitjacket Society of America. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5466 Where there's Wifi, there's always a way! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5467 No, there's nothing funny about us both wearing stright jackets. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5468 I'm glad you decided to come straight with me... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5469 Of course your magic act is better, you have the mask, the hair and the computer to figure out how to get out of this damn thing. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5470 So, do you want the job, or what? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5471 What are my goals? To have a straight jacket with only one restraint. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5472 At least I'm immune to flattery. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5473 My hands are tied on this decision as well Mary. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5474 I know you're having a tough time, but it's this or the glass ceiling. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5475 We need less straight laced thinking in this department, any ideas? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5476 Just remember, Karen: You’re not the only one whose hands are tied up in a straitjacket. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5477 It's CRAZY how warm these are! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5478 Just a little psych eval for the suits upstairs, then we can have a client for dinner. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5479 Staring at this cartoon will make you cross eyed. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5480 Finally somebody who understands what it's like to be a touchy feely type person. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5481 You don’t look the part. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5482 I was a Sanders supporter long before you were a Trump supporter. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5483 If I had known you were coming as a nut in this insane asylum, I would have come as a clown in this circus. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5484 Ma'am I'm sorry but I think your stuck with this problem, trust me I am too. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5485 So what are we working on today? 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
5486 OK, that seems to have solved the rude gesture problem, so let's get back to the original issue. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5487 Sometimes I feel as if I'm trapped." "Don't worry, everyone does. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5488 They have increased straight talk by 59%—not that we're against gays or anything! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5489 As your weight loss specialist, if you leae those wraps on long enough you'll lose weight. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5490 I've got an itch. Would you mind if I removed this jacket, as any magician would, so I can scratch it? Pleeeease. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5491 "So we are done here. Now go out and shed all your inhibitions". 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5492 I'm going to let you take the first swing with this situation. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5493 Our company doesn't like to get tied down with details. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5494 They think this will make us break! Ha ha, we have more stamina than they know. How can we use this time to be creative and think out of the box? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5495 OMG! This is weird talking FTF. LOL! 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5496 You are correct that lunatics are running the asylum, but we aren't responsible for problems caused by unusually tight regulations. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5497 It helps you understand everything's in the mind 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5498 I'm a little tied up at ht moment, but wanted to tell you my hands are tied on the matter." "I appreciate you being straight about that. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5499 Now don’t get your stomach tied up in knots about problems at work. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5500 Funny, I also graduated from mime school. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5501 Since we're both tied up I guess we can't meet. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5502 Nowadays they're referred to as "cis-jackets. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5503 F"or God's sake, just use your toes to type the notes." 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5504 And when Houdini appears to you does he mention a keyd 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5505 Hippa, hippa, hooray. Good one. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5506 They take their tie breaker competition very seriously. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5507 we could consider the issue when we are not tied up 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5508 And I wear my Gucci jacket to our staff parties. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5509 I've just noticed something quite strange - your computer doesn't gave a logo. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5510 This new fashion trend is - rather a tad restricting. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5511 So much for those Christmas gifts. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5512 Yell to Comet Pizza for a Houdini delivery. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5513 Being around you always ties up my stomach in knots. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5514 I guess the therapist felt this was the best way to interact. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5515 Call me crazy, but I wish I could toss this latest IT upgrade in the looney bin. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5516 This Twitter Tantrum Therapy could have a towering effect! 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5517 wow thats a funny scarf that goes around ur whole body yes thanks fancesca i got it on sale at aritzia o how nice martinette mine is from Filene's Basement 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5518 The Malania speechwriter's job?...I told him we'd wait for his call 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5519 I'm sorry, but the regulations are so stringent, I'm, like, in a straight jacket! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5520 Hey, how's it going?" "Oh, pretty good. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5521 Frankly , time to get back to the point. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5522 To answer your question, "I am the treasure, they always tie me up when they are away, but you?" 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5523 You don't have to say anything. We're both tied up. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5524 I won't ask how old you are, if you won't ask me. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5525 I like candidates who think outside the box. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5526 From the Yeezy "Exhaustion" line 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5527 Well, I feel like I'm tied up in a knot, too! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5528 I'm hope the new Trump administration is serious about rolling back Dodd Frank. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5529 Ha. Guess we're both tied in knots... 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5530 That Siri can be really annoying. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5531 You're constrained by on site sexism and our company's arbitration policy. I'm constrained by a desire to keep my Human Relations position. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5532 Just how small IS is? 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5533 "Love is automatic if your soul meets mine". 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5534 As discussed, this is at-will employment. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5535 I'm one of those who doesn't want to break the glass ceiling. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5536 I don't like H.R.'s new policies. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5537 Did you know that your registration expired last month? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5538 ~Sir, your left tail light is out!~ 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5539 We're gonna have to put the glass ceiling on a back burner for a few years. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5540 Tell me about a time when you broke through institutional boundaries. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5541 The armed inmates running the asylum have embraced a hands-off policy. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5542 Your jacket looks to be out of style! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5543 Every Friday is Not-Necessarily-Dead Day. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5544 Ok, fine... I'll share my location with you 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5545 Do you know the land speed record round these parts? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5546 I know you're tired of it but it's what we do here. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5547 How good are you at putting firewalls around the Internet? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5548 What would Justice Ginsburg do? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5549 We're going to have to wait for a bowel movement or the cleaning crew, either way we really need the cleaning crew to hurry! 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5550 Have you tried deactivating? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5551 This is quite the role reversal! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5552 I'm a little worried that unfettered emotions might be part of who I really am. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5553 So you think we can sell straight jackets for illegal aliens to our President Elect that whose overall cost will be far cheaper than building a wall. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5554 It looks like neither of us is willing to give a 'strait' answer. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5555 Oh, I just remembered that my receptionist took the afternoon off for a dental appointment. So let's get started ... 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5556 You'll fit in knowing that a fashion statement is the only allowable personal statement. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5557 You'll fit in with our sense of fashion 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5558 Betty, I'm going to tell it to you straight !"'My management style is for me & my team to live my metaphors." "So, I won't be pulling any punches nor will you ! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5559 Your interview is a ritual. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5560 1. And I thought we only bound by the contract… 2. And I thought this was a hands on company... 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5561 I wanted to understand your psyche on a more personal level. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5562 Looks like you forgot to buy beer for your husband as well. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5563 Here at Wilson, Johnson and Smith Accounting LLC, we take pride in not taking the expedient route in our audit documentation. Would that appeal to you? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5564 Where do you see yourself in five millennia? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5565 Chicken pho okayfor lunch? 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5566 Politcal Correctness is getting out of hand. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5567 OK, I see what you mean. . . 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5568 New rules ... burp fart. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5569 These new open-plan offices are great, aren't they? 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5570 I know you feel stuck, but we’re getting a knot upgrade. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5571 Yes, I understand that. But it's still going to take some time to break down these silos. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5572 Finally, someone who can give it to me straight. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5573 This is the wage gap. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5574 Maybe I should go back to college. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5575 Me? I'd just like to clean our my inbox. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5576 Yes, mam 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5577 This adds to the stigma of mental health. This does not personify anything positive for anyone who needs to utilize the mental health system for supports... and only makes "us" look crazy versus human beings going through a tumultuous time in life. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5578 CHILD: WHY YOU ARE HERE? ADULT: JUST FOR FUN, LIKE OUR PRESIDENT IN WHITE HOUSE. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
5579 Finally! an applicant who gets the "SJWF" reference! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5580 You get good miles per gallon on that? 1.0370 0.03704 54 53 0 1
5581 According to new job description, advanced emphaty is obligatory. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5582 Senator Change, when is congress in session again? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5583 Optimistic to the end! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5584 But i have 2 followers on twitter! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5585 "Once a month, we offer our employees 'Off The Grid Friday'. What do you think? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5586 I doubt that Bernie Sanders could manage this. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5587 If you don't like the new uniforms, let's see you do better. 1.0370 0.03704 54 53 0 1
5588 Fortunately I have a small nose. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5589 In the process, somehow we dislocated your paycheck. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5590 At this place, we take things literally! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5591 I told you this would keep him off the couch! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5592 Is that a trending fashion nowadays? I should start wearing ropes now. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5593 This is not my idea of a straight up conversation. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5594 Being strapped is not such a bad thing these days. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5595 All I said was, "Ban the box." 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5596 At least I didn't violate the gag order! Tch!Tch! Now look who's NOT talking! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5597 This is so my new aesthetic. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5598 Then there was Larry. Larry smelled funny. I think it was rabies. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5599 Don't you think fashion week is a little bit too constraining? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5600 How 'bout you boldly go to your wallet and hand me your license and registration? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5601 Didn't you hear? Straightjackets are very "in" right now. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5602 It's crazy how expensive our heating bill is. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5603 We are awfully tied up right now ! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5604 Exactly how are you supposed to type on the computer and write things down? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5605 Return to the 1950s 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5606 One of your tail lights is burnt off. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5607 I love this new approach to our HR meetings! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5608 If you want to go to Eu-rope, then you should have just said so. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5609 I am citing you for not displaying an "Oversize Vehicle" sign. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5610 Tell me. Do I starring role in Marat DeSade? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5611 I'm waiting until Hillary runs in 2020! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5612 I give you the result straight away 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5613 We look forward to casual Fridays here: the straightjacket is an option. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5614 So,do you think you could be happy working for a tech firm that doesn't believe in disruption? 1.0370 0.03704 54 53 0 1
5615 We tried the Chinese wall but decided that arms length relationships were better. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5616 So you were keeping up with the flow of traffic? 1.0370 0.03704 54 53 0 1
5617 Care to dance? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5618 I VOTED DEMOCRATIC, I VOTED REPUBLICAN .ITS TRUE WE BOTH LOST ! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5619 Yes, today so many of us stay connected through social media. Tell me how it has been helping you. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5620 Lies and restraints do not a glass ceiling harden. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5621 Please, no hand gestures--emoticons are okay. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5622 YourproblemsrunsodeepevenIneedastraightjacket 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5623 How fast was I going? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5624 We should've think this true eh? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5625 I followed her in middle school band and I'll follow her again. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5626 She knew she needed help, but this was just like the blind leading the blind. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5627 Honestly, I'm not crazy about working overtime either. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5628 Before I extend an offer, please tell me more about the consultancy tenure with Lance Burton 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5629 Until Trump settles down, nobody knows what we can or cannot safely say oemdo! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5630 Just a warning, sir - get those tail lights fixed. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5631 We'll just sit and wait until you give me the straight answer. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5632 Yes Sir, or Madam, I do understand, self-expression is frowned upon around here - as best I can tell. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5633 They got word I checked into my ancestry. So, you're Italian, too? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5634 Time for a Bathroom-Break? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5635 I'm afraid running the asylum makes easy to stay. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5636 Soccer mom-ing's not as easy as I thought it would be. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5637 Some people think our way of conducting business is a little crazy, but I can tell you will have no problem fitting in. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5638 Mr. Trump wants someone with a sense of humor. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5639 Pay no attention to the PC interview garb. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5640 We are letting you go. You've become too tied up at home. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5641 Our misery doesn't matter, as long as the coquette is fine. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5642 shes captivated by your answer 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5643 This is not funnyy. It's handwringing. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5644 And that's how we came to an arms reach agreement... 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5645 Why can't you get your life strait? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5646 After the office heater conked out, I was both cold and fit to be tied. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5647 ..no worries; not too small nor too large- they both fit..remarkable!" 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5648 Reducing your constraints like mine takes a bit of time. 1.0370 0.03704 54 53 0 1
5649 When we stop dreaming awake 'they'll untie us 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5650 This is as much for you as it is for me. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5651 My performance review suggested that I needed to think more creatively. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5652 They say you can pray it away too. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5653 Finally, relief. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5654 We're expected to talk to each other every Friday. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5655 I suggest heavily investing in Sears and K-Mart. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5656 For the moment, let's stick to the mission. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5657 We do this to all our campus hires. It's a metaphor for the expression of ideas in our microagression climate. 1.0370 0.03704 54 53 0 1
5658 I'm sure you understand that we take a dim view of anyone saying 'Well I'll be bound!' 1.0370 0.03704 54 53 0 1
5659 It's about your proposal. You based the entire report on sound business principles. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5660 T hat''s what we get for being out of step. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5661 I know, it's all the paycheck deductions that make you crazy, right? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5662 Monkey see... 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5663 Tied up like this, it's going to be hard to activate our parachutes. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5664 Not to worry; 'glass ceiling' is only a figure of speech. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5665 Why are you wearing hoodies at work." "Why do you look like anxious Jaden Smith. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5666 Houdini training will empower us 'magically' create more revenue. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5667 As you see, the work here is quite Harried. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5668 Last cartoon! "74 trombones and 110 cornets are gonna regret stopping at that arroyo." 1.0370 0.03704 54 53 0 1
5669 I got you doing Mach 2 in a forty-five. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5670 ''I see from your resume we share a restrained itch for more cowbell" 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5671 This way, no one has to be search for weapons before entering the office. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5672 As seen at Ms. Magazine; Exposure therapy in advance of the new year..... 1.0370 0.03704 54 53 0 1
5673 Your engine is on fire. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5674 I'm going to raise the bar on you Sheila, so you need to be ready to grasp the opportunity. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5675 Fortunately my notebook runs by speech input! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5676 Let's try again, using only "I" statements. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5677 absent gesticulations your jargon will soon match my straight talk. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5678 I'm telling you, climate change is real. What you're talking about is weather...the short term. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5679 I thought there was only one entry for Secret Santa. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5680 Have you always dressed this way? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5681 It's an itchy question but, lets shake on it 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5682 Right, January 14th won't work for me. Will you be available the 16th? 1.0370 0.03704 54 53 0 1
5683 ...and since we're a "hands-free" company, you can be certain our products are never tested on animals--or anything else for that matter. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5684 So. You disagree with my theories. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5685 Strait or gay, we go out of our way to make our interviewees feel comfortable. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5686 give me the glass ceiling anytime. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5687 Good your dressed to work here. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5688 Hacking has gotten out of hand! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5689 I'm really going to miss Google Glasses. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5690 People here are a little slow in responding to social media. In fact, we are not crazy about it. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5691 I like that management's trying to improve lifestyle, but this feels a little prescriptive 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5692 No emails, no cry. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5693 Siri, grow arms. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5694 It's called analog therapy. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5695 Do you know Robert Owen? 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5696 Did you realize you were going 30,000 miles per hour in a school zone? 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5697 So are you tell me that you do not allow openly gay jackets? 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5698 Welcome to Indiana. You say you're from Texas? 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5699 It is the new mimic-photocopy theory of therapy. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5700 This job definitely isn't rocket science. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5701 Electroconvulsive therapy is not a spa treatment. Rubber boots is best. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5702 I'm pretty tied up at the moment. The cheetoh-puff man sitting in the leader-chair did this. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5703 Ah, yes, Carlyle. There's a creed for humanity. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5704 OK. Perhaps we can restart the interview. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5705 It's about what we can do and what men can get away with. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5706 If you had not left me dangling from the pole in our last team building event, we wouldn't be in the position now! 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5707 Fortunately I have a lot of influence in making you the first woman President. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5708 Don't say a word but I think this is better than Marina Abromovic. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5709 An applicant is interviewed for a job with the ISIS Suicide Prevention Hotline. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5710 You're not leaving until you tell me about your laser surgery for your eyes. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5711 We just started making plus size straight jackets this year. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5712 It would be so much easier to shake hands if we didn't have these straight jackets on! 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5713 I like how you dressed for the interview. As you know we have a very hands off approach to disciplinary problems in our H.R department. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5714 I understand that "all tied up in knots feeling very well". We'll work on that during our first session.. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5715 I'd like to officially welcome you the corporate "middle seat" club. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5716 We should have shown more restraint in telling the client their customers needed Social Media diapers. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5717 My dad called me gay, so I wore to prove him wrong. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5718 I see we're back to ring-around-the-posey. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5719 We're downsizing.. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5720 My psychiatrist has implored me to refer all my patients to him---immediately. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5721 But I'm Gay? 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5722 You look all ducted up. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5723 Aren't we taking the "safe space" contest a little too far in this office lately? 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5724 Your idea was just too creative. Straighten up fly right! 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5725 Tikami, who understand shoulders. Plus, the price works for me. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5726 To get along we need more like you in the company. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5727 We're just tied up in our conversation, we'll be right out 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5728 Our hands are tied; we have no choice but to try to appeal to the next generation of "crazy" kids 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5729 Crazy is as crazy does 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5730 You and I have a couple all-encompassing problems we have to straiten out! 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5731 Who thought up personal use by management to create a better customer experience? 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5732 This online French course is hard. I think I get this "Folie a deux," but I think we're going to have to do a "menage a trois" before we can move on to "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir." 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5733 I'm sorry ma'am, I guess I don't really understand what our "tying arrangement" means... 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5734 How are you doing today? 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5735 "Yep, you're dying."" ""Jinx!" 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5736 How can I throw my chair at her to show my assertiveness? 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5737 Do you hear the requiem for the presidential election which took place in the U S in 2016?" "Yep, it has titled 'Of woman bondage'. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5738 I'm going to have to issue you a warning. You can't scramble your jets on a public highway. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5739 I called you in because we've been told you've been thinking too much about getting work done. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5740 We nasty women pledge four years of non-violent activism. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5741 Don´t worry. Jill and Hillary will undo this with the recounts. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5742 Now you know how it feels to be a marble. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5743 let the inmates, run the asylum. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5744 Now let's discuss our "flex and maternity" policy. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5745 I'm so glad you took the time to come in for an advising session! I'm sure we're both looking forward to getting started here. Shall we? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5746 Think the franking machine needs a little adjustment? 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5747 We just can't get away from the Internet. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5748 As two clever lesbians in charge of fall fashion, do you see the irony, Marcy? 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5749 Mental institution reachout program. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5750 I'm repeating Mindfulness Training 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5751 I would turn the porn down, but I'm a bit tied up at the moment. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5752 We don't hire Italians! 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5753 You're in a no afterburner zone. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5754 HR says this might be less appropriate than appropriation. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5755 This is worse than detox, I think they call it detroit 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5756 Yeah... I know they're terrorists. But since the furnace went out... This helps. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5757 The boss doesn't want to bother with tic tacs. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5758 I did a weird report on mummies when I was actually supposed to do a report about marine reptiles and got fired... 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5759 Yes, Ma'am. We are bound to the company's agreement to sell. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5760 No we haven't filled the position. And yes, we wont fill it till you get the hell out of this office. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5761 One of the patients has a god complex, and no one to worship him. Tell me about your previous experience with deity worship. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5762 Don't let it get you down. On Informal Fridays they give us a pack of cigarettes and a few beers and everyone's much more talkative. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5763 Hello, how are you? Well, as of now, I'm a bit tied up. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5764 Now I've got you in place, let's talk about what you have done in school. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5765 OK buddy, where's the fire? In the back? Oh yeah, I see... 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5766 Pussy? Pussy. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5767 they said they dont want a fight breaking out. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5768 You can wipe the smug look, I caught you with a Kia. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5769 We encourage our employees to think outside the box and inside the straitjacket. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5770 It's really hard trying to go straight while wearing these jackets. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5771 Spooky action at a distance 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5772 We are We respond promptly to employee requests. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5773 Has it been off long enough yet? 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5774 Two women are talking to each other at a psycho school in which you must where a straitjacket. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5775 The in game 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5776 We try to walk in the other guys moccasin 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5777 I guess what they mean by 'The hunter becomes the hunted' 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5778 Our Chairman saw straight jackets in a catelog and thought it might help us win over the new client coming in this afternoon if we dressed more conservatively. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5779 Ohhhh, another Weasly...not a chance!!! 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5780 i don't think he's s friend to women 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5781 Most of my clients live their lives as if there were shackles holding them back . My job is convince your that these shackles are no stronger than the early morning dew. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5782 We seem to be at an em pass 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5783 Can we at least use our hands? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5784 Don't gender me. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5785 My boss thinks in headlines. This one is:'Armless Exec in Paperless Office! 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5786 We can resolve this without our armies. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5787 Yeah. I too was fed up withe The Movement. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5788 I got them from Glass Ceiling Express. Merry Christmas. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0