Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I admire your restraint. |
1.9020 |
0.03402 |
551 |
205 |
195 |
151 |
1 |
Above all, we value restraint. |
1.8633 |
0.03739 |
461 |
184 |
156 |
121 |
2 |
I admire your restraint. |
1.7926 |
0.04218 |
352 |
154 |
117 |
81 |
3 |
OK. NOW we can discuss the election. |
1.7723 |
0.04457 |
325 |
150 |
99 |
76 |
4 |
On casual Fridays, it's just handcuffs. |
1.7695 |
0.04532 |
321 |
151 |
93 |
77 |
5 |
I see from your resume that you and I went to some of the same institutions. |
1.7651 |
0.04593 |
315 |
150 |
89 |
76 |
6 |
I really admire your restraint |
1.7352 |
0.04681 |
287 |
138 |
87 |
62 |
7 |
Your contract includes an escape clause. |
1.7143 |
0.04798 |
266 |
130 |
82 |
54 |
8 |
Yes, actually you DO have to be crazy to work here. |
1.7132 |
0.04755 |
265 |
128 |
85 |
52 |
9 |
Impressive resume. And you seem committed. |
1.7121 |
0.04832 |
264 |
130 |
80 |
54 |
10 |
We expect all our employees to be committed. |
1.6972 |
0.05128 |
251 |
132 |
63 |
56 |
11 |
I have some good news: We're letting you go. |
1.6820 |
0.05098 |
239 |
124 |
67 |
48 |
12 |
Production is low of course but employee theft is down to zero. |
1.6793 |
0.05138 |
237 |
124 |
65 |
48 |
13 |
I've still got my eye on that padded corner office. |
1.6780 |
0.04795 |
236 |
114 |
84 |
38 |
14 |
We're really looking for someone who's committed. |
1.6766 |
0.04999 |
235 |
119 |
73 |
43 |
15 |
Well, you did agree to binding arbitration. |
1.6752 |
0.05055 |
234 |
120 |
70 |
44 |
16 |
Tell me about a difficult situation you've been in and what you did to get out of it. |
1.6738 |
0.04964 |
233 |
117 |
75 |
41 |
17 |
So, no words per minute then? |
1.6710 |
0.05003 |
231 |
117 |
73 |
41 |
18 |
That's five minutes without social media. Let's try for five more. |
1.6667 |
0.05360 |
228 |
125 |
54 |
49 |
19 |
Well this is embarrassing. We wore the same outfit today. |
1.6667 |
0.05176 |
228 |
120 |
64 |
44 |
20 |
The best part is that they never ask us to get coffee. |
1.6667 |
0.04947 |
228 |
114 |
76 |
38 |
21 |
You're probably wondering how I called this meeting. |
1.6652 |
0.05271 |
227 |
122 |
59 |
46 |
22 |
I'd have to be crazy to hire you. You can start on Monday |
1.6601 |
0.05577 |
203 |
110 |
52 |
41 |
23 |
I'd help you, but my hands are tied. |
1.6545 |
0.05612 |
220 |
127 |
42 |
51 |
24 |
Productivity may be down, but so are sexual harassment claims. |
1.6495 |
0.05189 |
214 |
112 |
65 |
37 |
25 |
I can see you're committed. |
1.6465 |
0.05215 |
215 |
114 |
63 |
38 |
26 |
I prefered the nicotine patches. |
1.6415 |
0.05109 |
212 |
110 |
68 |
34 |
27 |
Can you describe a tough situation you dealt with in the past and how you managed to get out of it? |
1.6415 |
0.05109 |
212 |
110 |
68 |
34 |
28 |
I could have sworn he said we needed to be "retrained." |
1.6394 |
0.05278 |
208 |
111 |
61 |
36 |
29 |
Yes, you do have to be crazy to work here. |
1.6359 |
0.05143 |
206 |
107 |
67 |
32 |
30 |
There's been too much finger pointing around here. |
1.6341 |
0.05211 |
205 |
108 |
64 |
33 |
31 |
Can you type? |
1.6341 |
0.05211 |
205 |
108 |
64 |
33 |
32 |
Tell me about a challenge you have faced and how you overcame it. |
1.6324 |
0.05370 |
204 |
111 |
57 |
36 |
33 |
As you can see, our escape clause is a little trickier than most. |
1.6287 |
0.05417 |
202 |
111 |
55 |
36 |
34 |
The first time through binding arbitration is always difficult. |
1.6287 |
0.05326 |
202 |
109 |
59 |
34 |
35 |
On Casual Fridays we loosen our straps. |
1.6250 |
0.05325 |
200 |
108 |
59 |
33 |
36 |
There's limited mobility in this company. |
1.6250 |
0.05278 |
200 |
107 |
61 |
32 |
37 |
I appreciate your restraint. |
1.6250 |
0.05084 |
200 |
103 |
69 |
28 |
38 |
Are you as committed as I am? |
1.6212 |
0.05325 |
198 |
107 |
59 |
32 |
39 |
No, we don't do much outreach. |
1.6193 |
0.05251 |
197 |
105 |
62 |
30 |
40 |
What's your exit strategy? |
1.6193 |
0.05492 |
197 |
110 |
52 |
35 |
41 |
How is your typing? |
1.6193 |
0.05151 |
197 |
103 |
66 |
28 |
42 |
When I look at you I see myself when I first started here. |
1.6193 |
0.05348 |
197 |
107 |
58 |
32 |
43 |
I can see you're committed. |
1.6173 |
0.05323 |
196 |
106 |
59 |
31 |
44 |
Are you willing to be committed for the next four years? |
1.6173 |
0.05421 |
196 |
108 |
55 |
33 |
45 |
We don't really require hands-on experience. |
1.6154 |
0.05297 |
195 |
105 |
60 |
30 |
46 |
OK. After our Thorazine shots, you can be boss. |
1.6134 |
0.05469 |
194 |
108 |
53 |
33 |
47 |
Welcome to the new EPA. |
1.6073 |
0.05740 |
191 |
112 |
42 |
37 |
48 |
So I see you're committed. |
1.6053 |
0.05469 |
190 |
106 |
53 |
31 |
49 |
Casual Fridays I understood. Houdini Tuesdays, not so much. |
1.6053 |
0.05314 |
190 |
103 |
59 |
28 |
50 |
I can't believe we wore the same outfit to work again! |
1.6032 |
0.05285 |
189 |
102 |
60 |
27 |
51 |
On which medication do you see yoursef in five years? |
1.6011 |
0.05570 |
188 |
107 |
49 |
32 |
52 |
How embarrassing. We've worn the same jacket. |
1.6011 |
0.05570 |
188 |
107 |
49 |
32 |
53 |
It's just until they find who's been stealing office supplies. |
1.5989 |
0.05333 |
187 |
102 |
58 |
27 |
54 |
Down the hall and to the left. Good luck. |
1.5989 |
0.05596 |
187 |
107 |
48 |
32 |
55 |
I never realized that this is how binding arbitration works |
1.5978 |
0.05564 |
184 |
104 |
50 |
30 |
56 |
You may find the office dress code somewhat restraining, but I've embraced it. |
1.5978 |
0.05564 |
184 |
104 |
50 |
30 |
57 |
Actually you do have to be crazy to work here. |
1.5956 |
0.05696 |
183 |
106 |
45 |
32 |
58 |
I thought they meant fiscal restraint too. |
1.5956 |
0.05371 |
183 |
100 |
57 |
26 |
59 |
Turns out the asylum pretty much runs itself. |
1.5956 |
0.05536 |
183 |
103 |
51 |
29 |
60 |
In retrospect, I think we should have opted for the patch. |
1.5934 |
0.05829 |
182 |
108 |
40 |
34 |
61 |
I'm very impressed how prepared you are for this interview. |
1.5934 |
0.05452 |
182 |
101 |
54 |
27 |
62 |
You know my door is always open. It'd be a real problem otherwise. |
1.5912 |
0.05643 |
181 |
104 |
47 |
30 |
63 |
Unfortunately, there is no escape clause in your contract. |
1.5912 |
0.05070 |
181 |
94 |
67 |
20 |
64 |
Blink twice if you'd like the job. |
1.5889 |
0.05615 |
180 |
103 |
48 |
29 |
65 |
I can't believe we wore the same outfit today. |
1.5889 |
0.05503 |
180 |
101 |
52 |
27 |
66 |
Can you tell me a little bit about yourselves? |
1.5889 |
0.05885 |
180 |
108 |
38 |
34 |
67 |
Look, you knew when you signed the contract that disputes were subject to binding arbitration. |
1.5889 |
0.05724 |
180 |
105 |
44 |
31 |
68 |
I'll just make a mental note of your complaint. |
1.5889 |
0.05446 |
180 |
100 |
54 |
26 |
69 |
The job is yours if you're willing to dislocate. |
1.5866 |
0.05860 |
179 |
107 |
39 |
33 |
70 |
I hit "reply all" once too many times. How about you? |
1.5843 |
0.05440 |
178 |
99 |
54 |
25 |
71 |
You seem totally committed. We like that. |
1.5843 |
0.05612 |
178 |
102 |
48 |
28 |
72 |
I recognize your concerns, but productivity is up 200 percent since we began physically enforcing our cell phone ban. |
1.5843 |
0.05834 |
178 |
106 |
40 |
32 |
73 |
And coffee breaks are a no-no, but at lunchtime they do let us go bobbing for apples. |
1.5843 |
0.05440 |
178 |
99 |
54 |
25 |
74 |
You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. |
1.5843 |
0.05669 |
178 |
103 |
46 |
29 |
75 |
We've apparently been hit with a restraining order. |
1.5819 |
0.05407 |
177 |
98 |
55 |
24 |
76 |
Frankly, you'd have to be crazy to take this job. |
1.5819 |
0.05524 |
177 |
100 |
51 |
26 |
77 |
You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you. |
1.5819 |
0.05582 |
177 |
101 |
49 |
27 |
78 |
So they're letting us run the asylum. Now what? |
1.5795 |
0.05666 |
176 |
102 |
46 |
28 |
79 |
And of course, we loosen the straps on Casual Fridays. |
1.5795 |
0.05609 |
176 |
101 |
48 |
27 |
80 |
Just what did you think ‘legal and binding’ meant? |
1.5771 |
0.05397 |
175 |
97 |
55 |
23 |
81 |
Restraint is what we value most in our corporate culture. |
1.5771 |
0.05336 |
175 |
96 |
57 |
22 |
82 |
I'll have to talk to the rest of the voices in this room, but I think you're perfect for this job. |
1.5771 |
0.05636 |
175 |
101 |
47 |
27 |
83 |
If you can scratch my nose, the job is yours. |
1.5747 |
0.05663 |
174 |
101 |
46 |
27 |
84 |
I can't believe we wore the same thing today. |
1.5739 |
0.05784 |
176 |
105 |
41 |
30 |
85 |
I think you'll find the mental health benefits here are very comprehensive. |
1.5723 |
0.05631 |
173 |
100 |
47 |
26 |
86 |
Try hitting escape. |
1.5698 |
0.05412 |
172 |
96 |
54 |
22 |
87 |
I'm impressed. You clearly did your homework before the interview. |
1.5698 |
0.05475 |
172 |
97 |
52 |
23 |
88 |
There, now we can talk about the election. |
1.5698 |
0.05951 |
172 |
105 |
36 |
31 |
89 |
How did you put on your glasses? |
1.5698 |
0.05777 |
172 |
102 |
42 |
28 |
90 |
Well, I'd be insane not to hire you. |
1.5698 |
0.05598 |
172 |
99 |
48 |
25 |
91 |
First of all. I love your outfit. |
1.5629 |
0.05475 |
167 |
94 |
52 |
21 |
92 |
You would also get your own padded corner office. |
1.5629 |
0.05979 |
167 |
102 |
36 |
29 |
93 |
We loosen up a bit on Fridays |
1.5629 |
0.05408 |
167 |
93 |
54 |
20 |
94 |
You would fit right in around here assuming you aren't already committed. |
1.5629 |
0.05795 |
167 |
99 |
42 |
26 |
95 |
Other than these we have the same chance of succeeding here as men do. |
1.5629 |
0.05857 |
167 |
100 |
40 |
27 |
96 |
Tell me about your personalities. |
1.5621 |
0.05680 |
169 |
99 |
45 |
25 |
97 |
I know! And I get a seat on the subway every time! |
1.5602 |
0.05886 |
166 |
100 |
39 |
27 |
98 |
And with OUR Weight Loss Program, you can eat anything you can get your hands on! |
1.5576 |
0.05853 |
165 |
99 |
40 |
26 |
99 |
How is your typing? |
1.5576 |
0.05660 |
165 |
96 |
46 |
23 |
100 |
Like they say: You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. |
1.5549 |
0.05754 |
164 |
97 |
43 |
24 |
101 |
The job comes with certain limitations. |
1.5549 |
0.05419 |
164 |
92 |
53 |
19 |
102 |
We don't do touchy-feely here. |
1.5549 |
0.05350 |
164 |
91 |
55 |
18 |
103 |
This IS our healthcare plan. |
1.5521 |
0.05650 |
163 |
95 |
46 |
22 |
104 |
Now all I need is a signature. |
1.5521 |
0.05848 |
163 |
98 |
40 |
25 |
105 |
I like what you've done with your buckles. |
1.5494 |
0.05679 |
162 |
95 |
45 |
22 |
106 |
In five years I can see myself in the corner padded office... |
1.5494 |
0.05611 |
162 |
94 |
47 |
21 |
107 |
Second time this week we've worn the same outfit. |
1.5466 |
0.05775 |
161 |
96 |
42 |
23 |
108 |
Sorry, there's no wiggle room with the dress code. |
1.5437 |
0.05938 |
160 |
98 |
37 |
25 |
109 |
We searching for candidates who are truly committed. |
1.5437 |
0.06133 |
160 |
101 |
31 |
28 |
110 |
We're a pretty restrained group here-I think you'll fit in. |
1.5437 |
0.05455 |
160 |
91 |
51 |
18 |
111 |
Nail biter. You? |
1.5437 |
0.05736 |
160 |
95 |
43 |
22 |
112 |
Look at it this way! The theft of office supplies is down to zero! |
1.5409 |
0.05765 |
159 |
95 |
42 |
22 |
113 |
Call me crazy, but I think you'll fit in just fine around here. |
1.5385 |
0.05561 |
156 |
90 |
48 |
18 |
114 |
Wouldn't you prefer non-binding arbitration? |
1.5385 |
0.05851 |
156 |
94 |
40 |
22 |
115 |
This job doesn't offer much mobility. |
1.5385 |
0.05921 |
156 |
95 |
38 |
23 |
116 |
It's only for the next four years. |
1.5380 |
0.05931 |
158 |
97 |
37 |
24 |
117 |
We're letting you go. |
1.5355 |
0.06022 |
155 |
96 |
35 |
24 |
118 |
I guess I can't point fingers. |
1.5355 |
0.05513 |
155 |
89 |
49 |
17 |
119 |
You'll like it here. We pretty much run the place. |
1.5355 |
0.05881 |
155 |
94 |
39 |
22 |
120 |
Are you able to work within constraints? |
1.5355 |
0.05359 |
155 |
87 |
53 |
15 |
121 |
You'll be getting the corner office with no windows and padded walls. |
1.5355 |
0.05663 |
155 |
91 |
45 |
19 |
122 |
" You'd think the glass ceiling would be adequate |
1.5355 |
0.06091 |
155 |
97 |
33 |
25 |
123 |
The walls may be padded, but there's no glass ceiling. |
1.5355 |
0.05589 |
155 |
90 |
47 |
18 |
124 |
Unfortunately, your hands-on experience won't be very useful in this position. |
1.5350 |
0.05753 |
157 |
94 |
42 |
21 |
125 |
At least the finger pointing has finally stopped. |
1.5325 |
0.05617 |
154 |
90 |
46 |
18 |
126 |
Usually we start new employees with card tricks, but I see you're ready for something more advanced. |
1.5325 |
0.05911 |
154 |
94 |
38 |
22 |
127 |
I guess they don't want us adjusting the thermostat. |
1.5294 |
0.05412 |
153 |
87 |
51 |
15 |
128 |
Consider yourself lucky if only your nose itches. |
1.5294 |
0.06294 |
153 |
99 |
27 |
27 |
129 |
Yes, all of the cubicles are padded too. |
1.5294 |
0.05569 |
153 |
89 |
47 |
17 |
130 |
Is this your idea of binding arbitration? |
1.5263 |
0.05674 |
152 |
90 |
44 |
18 |
131 |
Wanna go for a drink and unwind? |
1.5263 |
0.05973 |
152 |
94 |
36 |
22 |
132 |
Verbal skills are a major plus. |
1.5263 |
0.05826 |
152 |
92 |
40 |
20 |
133 |
It's awkward that we're wearing the same jacket. |
1.5263 |
0.05597 |
152 |
89 |
46 |
17 |
134 |
Voice recognition software, mostly. |
1.5263 |
0.05674 |
152 |
90 |
44 |
18 |
135 |
Corporate really admires someone who's committed. |
1.5263 |
0.06188 |
152 |
97 |
30 |
25 |
136 |
Actually you do have to be crazy to work here. |
1.5263 |
0.06046 |
152 |
95 |
34 |
23 |
137 |
The job involves a lot of delegating. |
1.5263 |
0.05900 |
152 |
93 |
38 |
21 |
138 |
So, tell us a little bit about yourselves. |
1.5232 |
0.06221 |
151 |
97 |
29 |
25 |
139 |
Are you free tomorrow? |
1.5200 |
0.05574 |
150 |
88 |
46 |
16 |
140 |
I did get your email, but I haven't been able to respond. |
1.5200 |
0.05493 |
150 |
87 |
48 |
15 |
141 |
Well, I'm looking at the contract and it seems there's no escape clause. |
1.5200 |
0.06110 |
150 |
95 |
32 |
23 |
142 |
I can't believe we both wore the same thing to work today. |
1.5200 |
0.05732 |
150 |
90 |
42 |
18 |
143 |
If I hear "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps" just one more time.... |
1.5168 |
0.06068 |
149 |
94 |
33 |
22 |
144 |
Your resume says you're insane. I like that. |
1.5168 |
0.06360 |
149 |
98 |
25 |
26 |
145 |
Okay. Now I think we're ready to discuss the election. |
1.5168 |
0.06216 |
149 |
96 |
29 |
24 |
146 |
'But the good news is that we have casual Fridays.' |
1.5168 |
0.05683 |
149 |
89 |
43 |
17 |
147 |
I think we all agree this is uncomfortable, but theft of office supplies is down 97%. |
1.5137 |
0.05770 |
146 |
88 |
41 |
17 |
148 |
Around here, there is none of that you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. |
1.5137 |
0.05931 |
146 |
90 |
37 |
19 |
149 |
Well, this is awkward. |
1.5137 |
0.05931 |
146 |
90 |
37 |
19 |
150 |
Tell me a little about yourselves. |
1.5135 |
0.05792 |
148 |
90 |
40 |
18 |
151 |
There's no glass ceiling here, Janice. In fact, no glass of any kind. |
1.5103 |
0.05800 |
145 |
88 |
40 |
17 |
152 |
No, I'm still allowed to practice in Texas. |
1.5103 |
0.06199 |
145 |
93 |
30 |
22 |
153 |
Which institution do you see yourself in five years from now? |
1.5103 |
0.06121 |
145 |
92 |
32 |
21 |
154 |
No, that doesn't sound crazy at all. |
1.5069 |
0.05830 |
144 |
88 |
39 |
17 |
155 |
If all goes well, I'll be getting a padded office. |
1.5069 |
0.05746 |
144 |
87 |
41 |
16 |
156 |
Can you type? |
1.5069 |
0.05913 |
144 |
89 |
37 |
18 |
157 |
Yes, productivity has taken a hit, but office-supply theft is WAY down. |
1.5069 |
0.05661 |
144 |
86 |
43 |
15 |
158 |
This ‘binding arbitration’ is getting us nowhere. |
1.5069 |
0.06154 |
144 |
92 |
31 |
21 |
159 |
I preferred Casual Fridays. |
1.5069 |
0.05661 |
144 |
86 |
43 |
15 |
160 |
And management wonders why nothing gets done. |
1.5069 |
0.06154 |
144 |
92 |
31 |
21 |
161 |
I'm not going to lie, bathroom breaks here are the worst. |
1.5035 |
0.05861 |
143 |
88 |
38 |
17 |
162 |
You remind me of myself when I started here. |
1.5035 |
0.05240 |
143 |
81 |
52 |
10 |
163 |
One last question, what would you say is your greatest limitation? |
1.5035 |
0.05776 |
143 |
87 |
40 |
16 |
164 |
You're hired. And welcome to the White House. |
1.5035 |
0.06026 |
143 |
90 |
34 |
19 |
165 |
Welcome to social media rehab. |
1.5035 |
0.06345 |
143 |
94 |
26 |
23 |
166 |
We're very hands off here. |
1.5035 |
0.06026 |
143 |
90 |
34 |
19 |
167 |
Answer my phone by the 4th ring and you have the job. |
1.5035 |
0.06188 |
143 |
92 |
30 |
21 |
168 |
Well, I can tell you're bound and determined... |
1.5035 |
0.05603 |
143 |
85 |
44 |
14 |
169 |
I preferred the glass ceiling. |
1.5035 |
0.06188 |
143 |
92 |
30 |
21 |
170 |
Would I be correct in assuming your boss is also a control freak? |
1.5035 |
0.05690 |
143 |
86 |
42 |
15 |
171 |
Why couldn't Mankoff just tell us employees can't enter the caption contest? |
1.5000 |
0.06380 |
142 |
94 |
25 |
23 |
172 |
A person would have to be crazy to want to work here. You're hired. |
1.5000 |
0.05632 |
142 |
85 |
43 |
14 |
173 |
Before we get into the serious stuff, let me ask, how did you get those glasses on? |
1.5000 |
0.06075 |
144 |
92 |
32 |
20 |
174 |
And at twenty-five years, you get golden handcuffs |
1.5000 |
0.06222 |
142 |
92 |
29 |
21 |
175 |
Nope. Still gay. |
1.5000 |
0.06059 |
142 |
90 |
33 |
19 |
176 |
Around here, there's none of that 'I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine.' |
1.5000 |
0.05892 |
142 |
88 |
37 |
17 |
177 |
On the up side, I've stopped biting my nails. |
1.4965 |
0.06008 |
141 |
89 |
34 |
18 |
178 |
Sorry. I'm looking for someone with some hands-on experience. |
1.4965 |
0.05570 |
141 |
84 |
44 |
13 |
179 |
Okay, I guess we both got a little crazy at the meeting. |
1.4965 |
0.05660 |
141 |
85 |
42 |
14 |
180 |
I'm pleased to see you display the proper level of restraint. |
1.4965 |
0.05837 |
141 |
87 |
38 |
16 |
181 |
I guess you DO have to be crazy to work here. |
1.4965 |
0.06256 |
141 |
92 |
28 |
21 |
182 |
Our anti-texting campaign seems to be working. |
1.4965 |
0.05570 |
141 |
84 |
44 |
13 |
183 |
Welcome to the EPA |
1.4965 |
0.06336 |
141 |
93 |
26 |
22 |
184 |
Now we come to the part of the interview where we evaluate your problem solving ability. |
1.4929 |
0.05779 |
140 |
86 |
39 |
15 |
185 |
I think you are exactly the person we are looking for. |
1.4929 |
0.05598 |
140 |
84 |
43 |
13 |
186 |
May I speak freely? |
1.4929 |
0.06124 |
140 |
90 |
31 |
19 |
187 |
I think our corporate culture will suit you. |
1.4929 |
0.05779 |
140 |
86 |
39 |
15 |
188 |
We're really looking for people to be committed. |
1.4929 |
0.05954 |
140 |
88 |
35 |
17 |
189 |
Yeah, it helped me quit smoking too. |
1.4929 |
0.05867 |
140 |
87 |
37 |
16 |
190 |
Perhaps if I hit the escape key... |
1.4929 |
0.05954 |
140 |
88 |
35 |
17 |
191 |
I thought he said he'd be "retraining " us today . |
1.4929 |
0.05690 |
140 |
85 |
41 |
14 |
192 |
So we're running the asylum. Now what? |
1.4929 |
0.06208 |
140 |
91 |
29 |
20 |
193 |
You're obviously perfectly suited for this position |
1.4929 |
0.05598 |
140 |
84 |
43 |
13 |
194 |
We can still butt heads. |
1.4929 |
0.05779 |
140 |
86 |
39 |
15 |
195 |
Only on Mondays. Tuesdays he likes to be spanked. |
1.4929 |
0.06371 |
140 |
93 |
25 |
22 |
196 |
God, I can’t wait for casual Friday. |
1.4929 |
0.06124 |
140 |
90 |
31 |
19 |
197 |
You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. |
1.4929 |
0.05954 |
140 |
88 |
35 |
17 |
198 |
You seem like a perfect fit. |
1.4929 |
0.05779 |
140 |
86 |
39 |
15 |
199 |
I thought we could both use a mental health day. |
1.4929 |
0.06208 |
140 |
91 |
29 |
20 |
200 |
You have to be really committed to work here. |
1.4892 |
0.05898 |
139 |
87 |
36 |
16 |
201 |
You'll be working with Congress. |
1.4892 |
0.05986 |
139 |
88 |
34 |
17 |
202 |
I apologize for the inconvenience, Your Holiness. |
1.4892 |
0.05627 |
139 |
84 |
42 |
13 |
203 |
I'm free Wednesday; what about you? |
1.4891 |
0.05686 |
137 |
83 |
41 |
13 |
204 |
Are there any restrictions that come with the job? |
1.4891 |
0.05872 |
137 |
85 |
37 |
15 |
205 |
Self-restraint is important in this job. |
1.4891 |
0.05872 |
137 |
85 |
37 |
15 |
206 |
I'll say this--you know how to dress for an interview. |
1.4891 |
0.05872 |
137 |
85 |
37 |
15 |
207 |
And we offer a very generous mental health plan! |
1.4853 |
0.05903 |
136 |
85 |
36 |
15 |
208 |
You're hired. Welcome to The New Yorker. |
1.4853 |
0.06763 |
136 |
95 |
16 |
25 |
209 |
...and how are your typing skills? |
1.4853 |
0.05810 |
136 |
84 |
38 |
14 |
210 |
We think you're a perfect fit for us. |
1.4815 |
0.05648 |
135 |
82 |
41 |
12 |
211 |
I'm starting to think that "Ugly Sweater Day" was a better idea. |
1.4815 |
0.05934 |
135 |
85 |
35 |
15 |
212 |
As you've probably surmised, the glass ceiling is going to be the least of your problems here. |
1.4815 |
0.06207 |
135 |
88 |
29 |
18 |
213 |
Call me crazy, but I think you'll fit in very well here. |
1.4815 |
0.05648 |
135 |
82 |
41 |
12 |
214 |
Tech support said we should just sit tight till they get here. |
1.4815 |
0.05840 |
135 |
84 |
37 |
14 |
215 |
Doesn't every job have its constraints? |
1.4815 |
0.05840 |
135 |
84 |
37 |
14 |
216 |
One other thing, this place is a madhouse. |
1.4815 |
0.06383 |
135 |
90 |
25 |
20 |
217 |
Welcome to middle management. |
1.4815 |
0.06118 |
135 |
87 |
31 |
17 |
218 |
And you can see this job requires no hands on experience. |
1.4815 |
0.06118 |
135 |
87 |
31 |
17 |
219 |
Where do you see yourself in 5 minutes? |
1.4815 |
0.06118 |
135 |
87 |
31 |
17 |
220 |
The asylum is running better since we've taken over. |
1.4815 |
0.05840 |
135 |
84 |
37 |
14 |
221 |
Call me crazy, but I think you'll be a great fit for the position. |
1.4776 |
0.05871 |
134 |
84 |
36 |
14 |
222 |
So would you say you're a straps half-loose or straps half-tight kind of person? |
1.4776 |
0.06151 |
134 |
87 |
30 |
17 |
223 |
It seems like nobody ever lends a hand around here. |
1.4776 |
0.05966 |
134 |
85 |
34 |
15 |
224 |
So, why do you want to work at Mad magazine? |
1.4776 |
0.06059 |
134 |
86 |
32 |
16 |
225 |
It goes without saying, we'll be working insane hours. |
1.4776 |
0.05775 |
134 |
83 |
38 |
13 |
226 |
What we really need is a typist. |
1.4776 |
0.06059 |
134 |
86 |
32 |
16 |
227 |
It eliminates the bias of body language. |
1.4776 |
0.05677 |
134 |
82 |
40 |
12 |
228 |
Tell me about a tough situation you found yourself in, and how you got out of it. |
1.4776 |
0.06151 |
134 |
87 |
30 |
17 |
229 |
You do realize there are some restrictions that come with the position. |
1.4776 |
0.05775 |
134 |
83 |
38 |
13 |
230 |
No, You're crazy. |
1.4776 |
0.06419 |
134 |
90 |
24 |
20 |
231 |
Are you free for lunch? |
1.4776 |
0.05871 |
134 |
84 |
36 |
14 |
232 |
I've got to hand it to you, but not just now. |
1.4776 |
0.05966 |
134 |
85 |
34 |
15 |
233 |
I miss finger food. Is that crazy? |
1.4776 |
0.05966 |
134 |
85 |
34 |
15 |
234 |
Sign here and the job is yours. |
1.4776 |
0.06151 |
134 |
87 |
30 |
17 |
235 |
Unfortunately, we need to hire someone who has hands-on experience. |
1.4737 |
0.06092 |
133 |
86 |
31 |
16 |
236 |
I keep mine on until they find someone else to make coffee. |
1.4737 |
0.06092 |
133 |
86 |
31 |
16 |
237 |
Wow, you really did your research for this job interview. |
1.4737 |
0.05805 |
133 |
83 |
37 |
13 |
238 |
On the plus side, we never get carpal tunnel. |
1.4737 |
0.06092 |
133 |
86 |
31 |
16 |
239 |
If you get out in less than 10 seconds, the job is yours. |
1.4737 |
0.05998 |
133 |
85 |
33 |
15 |
240 |
The company's smoking cessation program has really worked for me. You? |
1.4737 |
0.05503 |
133 |
80 |
43 |
10 |
241 |
Haven't smoked in a week. And you? |
1.4737 |
0.05706 |
133 |
82 |
39 |
12 |
242 |
Finally, we really are running the asylum. |
1.4737 |
0.06455 |
133 |
90 |
23 |
20 |
243 |
The work here is more cerebral, less hands on. |
1.4737 |
0.05805 |
133 |
83 |
37 |
13 |
244 |
We can't both be crazy, can we? |
1.4697 |
0.06125 |
132 |
86 |
30 |
16 |
245 |
I'm tied up until noon, how about you? |
1.4697 |
0.05735 |
132 |
82 |
38 |
12 |
246 |
Would you hit the escape key for me? |
1.4697 |
0.05933 |
132 |
84 |
34 |
14 |
247 |
We both need to loosen up |
1.4697 |
0.05835 |
132 |
83 |
36 |
13 |
248 |
You have to be crazy to work here. |
1.4697 |
0.06402 |
132 |
89 |
24 |
19 |
249 |
Oh, it keeps me from hitting “reply all.” How about you? |
1.4697 |
0.05735 |
132 |
82 |
38 |
12 |
250 |
We've taken binding arbitration to a new level. |
1.4697 |
0.06030 |
132 |
85 |
32 |
15 |
251 |
Let's face it; we're both in a bind. |
1.4697 |
0.05530 |
132 |
80 |
42 |
10 |
252 |
Loyalty and excellence are nice, but here, we're all about commitment. |
1.4697 |
0.06030 |
132 |
85 |
32 |
15 |
253 |
In this economy, we're only able to offer our employees basic mental health coverage. |
1.4697 |
0.06311 |
132 |
88 |
26 |
18 |
254 |
Call me crazy, but I think you'd be perfect for the job! |
1.4697 |
0.05933 |
132 |
84 |
34 |
14 |
255 |
Karen, let's be honest, straitjacket Wednesdays isn't taking off like we thought it would. |
1.4697 |
0.06219 |
132 |
87 |
28 |
17 |
256 |
At least my carpal tunnel has cleared up. |
1.4697 |
0.05835 |
132 |
83 |
36 |
13 |
257 |
Butting heads is pretty much the only way to get things done around here. |
1.4697 |
0.05735 |
132 |
82 |
38 |
12 |
258 |
You gotta be crazy to want this job. |
1.4697 |
0.05933 |
132 |
84 |
34 |
14 |
259 |
Finally, we are running the asylum. |
1.4656 |
0.06063 |
131 |
85 |
31 |
15 |
260 |
If anyone calls, we're tied up in a meeting. |
1.4656 |
0.05765 |
131 |
82 |
37 |
12 |
261 |
I see you've done your research. |
1.4656 |
0.06253 |
131 |
87 |
27 |
17 |
262 |
I knew you were the right person for the job the moment you walked through the door. |
1.4656 |
0.05866 |
131 |
83 |
35 |
13 |
263 |
It's really not so bad, over at the EPA folks are blindfolded. |
1.4656 |
0.06438 |
131 |
89 |
23 |
19 |
264 |
Call it a hunch, but you seem well suited for this company. |
1.4656 |
0.06159 |
131 |
86 |
29 |
16 |
265 |
Tell me a little about yourselves. |
1.4656 |
0.06159 |
131 |
86 |
29 |
16 |
266 |
So, I think we should consider inserting an escape clause at this point. |
1.4656 |
0.05965 |
131 |
84 |
33 |
14 |
267 |
Don't worry, we're not concerned about hands-on experience. |
1.4656 |
0.05662 |
131 |
81 |
39 |
11 |
268 |
Call me crazy, but I think you'd be perfect for the job! |
1.4656 |
0.06063 |
131 |
85 |
31 |
15 |
269 |
We insist that our staff be fully committed. |
1.4656 |
0.05765 |
131 |
82 |
37 |
12 |
270 |
I'm a nail-biter. What's your excuse? |
1.4656 |
0.05765 |
131 |
82 |
37 |
12 |
271 |
I can already tell you're going to fit right in. |
1.4656 |
0.05662 |
131 |
81 |
39 |
11 |
272 |
Yes, but in theory can you use Word and Excel? |
1.4656 |
0.05662 |
131 |
81 |
39 |
11 |
273 |
Concerning your raise, Brenda- I realize you're in a bind, but as you can see, my hands are tied. |
1.4656 |
0.06253 |
131 |
87 |
27 |
17 |
274 |
Tell me about a challenge or conflict you've faced at work, and how you dealt with it. |
1.4651 |
0.06033 |
129 |
83 |
32 |
14 |
275 |
Not sure about productivity but it cuts down on snacking. |
1.4651 |
0.05508 |
129 |
78 |
42 |
9 |
276 |
Our management style is very hands off. |
1.4651 |
0.06033 |
129 |
83 |
32 |
14 |
277 |
Now you understand that this agreement is fully binding... |
1.4651 |
0.05168 |
129 |
75 |
48 |
6 |
278 |
I've got great news -- I gotta let you go. |
1.4651 |
0.06327 |
129 |
86 |
26 |
17 |
279 |
You're bound to be hired. |
1.4651 |
0.06033 |
129 |
83 |
32 |
14 |
280 |
Sexual harassment is way down. I just didn't foresee the drop in productivity. |
1.4651 |
0.06327 |
129 |
86 |
26 |
17 |
281 |
They take binding contracts to the next level here. |
1.4615 |
0.06192 |
130 |
86 |
28 |
16 |
282 |
REALLY?! I happen to KNOW Wonder Woman, and she DOESN'T wear glasses." |
1.4615 |
0.06382 |
130 |
88 |
24 |
18 |
283 |
You seem well suited for this position. |
1.4615 |
0.06192 |
130 |
86 |
28 |
16 |
284 |
I don't think anyone really thought through "Silence of the Lambs" Friday. |
1.4609 |
0.06553 |
128 |
88 |
21 |
19 |
285 |
Nice jacket. |
1.4609 |
0.06458 |
128 |
87 |
23 |
18 |
286 |
You've got to be crazy to work here! |
1.4609 |
0.06065 |
128 |
83 |
31 |
14 |
287 |
I understand now that the agreement was binding |
1.4609 |
0.05645 |
128 |
79 |
39 |
10 |
288 |
And how much hands on experience do you have? |
1.4609 |
0.06265 |
128 |
85 |
27 |
16 |
289 |
It’s the only way to restrain myself from replying to his tweets. And you? |
1.4609 |
0.06265 |
128 |
85 |
27 |
16 |
290 |
We're really looking for someone who can show some restraint. |
1.4609 |
0.05963 |
128 |
82 |
33 |
13 |
291 |
I love your jacket! |
1.4609 |
0.06166 |
128 |
84 |
29 |
15 |
292 |
well, you've demonstrated proper restraint....I like that |
1.4574 |
0.05720 |
129 |
81 |
37 |
11 |
293 |
I'm hoping to get out early today. |
1.4567 |
0.06098 |
127 |
83 |
30 |
14 |
294 |
I like you, Karen. You remind me of myself at your age. |
1.4567 |
0.05674 |
127 |
79 |
38 |
10 |
295 |
How fast can you type? |
1.4567 |
0.06098 |
127 |
83 |
30 |
14 |
296 |
I told them we would be tied up all day |
1.4567 |
0.06200 |
127 |
84 |
28 |
15 |
297 |
Remember, my padded door is always open. |
1.4567 |
0.05995 |
127 |
82 |
32 |
13 |
298 |
Tell me, in which institution do you see yourself in five years? |
1.4567 |
0.06098 |
127 |
83 |
30 |
14 |
299 |
I think it's safe to say we both got a little crazy in our last meeting. |
1.4567 |
0.06098 |
127 |
83 |
30 |
14 |
300 |
Call me crazy, but it looks like you're finally dressing for the position you want. |
1.4567 |
0.06495 |
127 |
87 |
22 |
18 |
301 |
You'll find we're not very touchy-feely here. |
1.4567 |
0.06300 |
127 |
85 |
26 |
16 |
302 |
The thing is, no one's gonna hand you anything at this company. |
1.4567 |
0.06200 |
127 |
84 |
28 |
15 |
303 |
Congratulations, we have to let you go. |
1.4567 |
0.05890 |
127 |
81 |
34 |
12 |
304 |
Typing is tricky, but sexual harassment claims are down 90%. |
1.4567 |
0.05995 |
127 |
82 |
32 |
13 |
305 |
Of course men only have to work 70% as hard to escape. |
1.4524 |
0.06335 |
126 |
85 |
25 |
16 |
306 |
That about wraps it up today |
1.4524 |
0.05921 |
126 |
81 |
33 |
12 |
307 |
I see we go to the same therapist. |
1.4524 |
0.06027 |
126 |
82 |
31 |
13 |
308 |
Five? Very impressive. Most of us here can only hammer out three words per minute. |
1.4524 |
0.06027 |
126 |
82 |
31 |
13 |
309 |
We could use another pair of hands around here. |
1.4524 |
0.05813 |
126 |
80 |
35 |
11 |
310 |
Don't you just hate being tied up in meetings all day? |
1.4524 |
0.06234 |
126 |
84 |
27 |
15 |
311 |
You don't have to be crazy to work here but it . . . oh wait, you do. |
1.4524 |
0.06234 |
126 |
84 |
27 |
15 |
312 |
Call me crazy, but I think you'd be just right for our organization. |
1.4524 |
0.06132 |
126 |
83 |
29 |
14 |
313 |
You remind me of me when I was your age. |
1.4524 |
0.06335 |
126 |
85 |
25 |
16 |
314 |
We believe in a hands off approach. |
1.4524 |
0.05921 |
126 |
81 |
33 |
12 |
315 |
Quite impressive how you studied our corporate culture. |
1.4524 |
0.05702 |
126 |
79 |
37 |
10 |
316 |
Nice jacket. |
1.4524 |
0.05921 |
126 |
81 |
33 |
12 |
317 |
Where'd you get your jacket? |
1.4524 |
0.06234 |
126 |
84 |
27 |
15 |
318 |
You don't need to be crazy to work here, but it helps. |
1.4524 |
0.05813 |
126 |
80 |
35 |
11 |
319 |
OK, now that we can't text, let's talk. |
1.4513 |
0.06651 |
113 |
76 |
23 |
14 |
320 |
Remember when it was just the glass ceiling? |
1.4480 |
0.06269 |
125 |
84 |
26 |
15 |
321 |
We'd be sane not to hire you. |
1.4480 |
0.06059 |
125 |
82 |
30 |
13 |
322 |
We've found that the jackets force us to solve problems rather than point fingers. |
1.4480 |
0.05952 |
125 |
81 |
32 |
12 |
323 |
This job requires commitment. |
1.4480 |
0.05731 |
125 |
79 |
36 |
10 |
324 |
Is this going to happen to all of the journalists or just those in New York? |
1.4480 |
0.06371 |
125 |
85 |
24 |
16 |
325 |
I said you'd have to be crazy to take this job. |
1.4480 |
0.06269 |
125 |
84 |
26 |
15 |
326 |
Let's talk; I'm on a texting restraint order too. |
1.4480 |
0.06165 |
125 |
83 |
28 |
14 |
327 |
You get out first, and the job is yours. |
1.4444 |
0.06126 |
126 |
84 |
28 |
14 |
328 |
If you can escape before I do you're hired. |
1.4435 |
0.06092 |
124 |
82 |
29 |
13 |
329 |
The company enforces a very strict No Texting policy. |
1.4435 |
0.05645 |
124 |
78 |
37 |
9 |
330 |
Sorry to keep you waiting. It's a real madhouse in here. |
1.4435 |
0.05983 |
124 |
81 |
31 |
12 |
331 |
It can get crazy around here. I think you'll fit right in. |
1.4435 |
0.05645 |
124 |
78 |
37 |
9 |
332 |
Unfortunately, we were looking to fill the position with someone a bit more psychotic. |
1.4435 |
0.06199 |
124 |
83 |
27 |
14 |
333 |
You've gotta be crazy to want to work here. |
1.4435 |
0.05873 |
124 |
80 |
33 |
11 |
334 |
You remind me of myself when I was your age. |
1.4435 |
0.05528 |
124 |
77 |
39 |
8 |
335 |
You have to be crazy to work here. |
1.4435 |
0.05873 |
124 |
80 |
33 |
11 |
336 |
You could have told me you were going to wear this today. |
1.4435 |
0.05983 |
124 |
81 |
31 |
12 |
337 |
What Cabinet position did you get? |
1.4435 |
0.06407 |
124 |
85 |
23 |
16 |
338 |
I'm sure you're aware the contract will be binding. |
1.4435 |
0.05983 |
124 |
81 |
31 |
12 |
339 |
I'm sorry but we're looking for more diversity |
1.4426 |
0.06054 |
122 |
80 |
30 |
12 |
340 |
We find it helps with employee retention. |
1.4426 |
0.05588 |
122 |
76 |
38 |
8 |
341 |
Today's been crazy for me, too. |
1.4426 |
0.05826 |
122 |
78 |
34 |
10 |
342 |
Can I get you anything -- coffee, lithium? |
1.4426 |
0.06054 |
122 |
80 |
30 |
12 |
343 |
So let me explain our new Twitter policy. |
1.4426 |
0.06165 |
122 |
81 |
28 |
13 |
344 |
Guys love it. I'm not sure why. |
1.4426 |
0.06273 |
122 |
82 |
26 |
14 |
345 |
I think you're a good fit. |
1.4426 |
0.06273 |
122 |
82 |
26 |
14 |
346 |
In my last job, I was chained to the desk |
1.4426 |
0.05941 |
122 |
79 |
32 |
11 |
347 |
You'll have the corner office with the padded walls. |
1.4426 |
0.05941 |
122 |
79 |
32 |
11 |
348 |
It looks like we have a binding agreement. |
1.4426 |
0.05941 |
122 |
79 |
32 |
11 |
349 |
What do you see yourself escaping from in five years? |
1.4426 |
0.06273 |
122 |
82 |
26 |
14 |
350 |
You seem perfectly well-suited for the position. |
1.4426 |
0.05826 |
122 |
78 |
34 |
10 |
351 |
Unfortunately, we do not provide mental health leave. However, our cubicles are padded. |
1.4380 |
0.06198 |
121 |
81 |
27 |
13 |
352 |
Some employees are complaining that our dress code is too restrictive. |
1.4380 |
0.05737 |
121 |
77 |
35 |
9 |
353 |
I can't wait for casual friday |
1.4380 |
0.06417 |
121 |
83 |
23 |
15 |
354 |
I like your can't-do attitude. |
1.4380 |
0.06198 |
121 |
81 |
27 |
13 |
355 |
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. |
1.4380 |
0.06417 |
121 |
83 |
23 |
15 |
356 |
Sorry, but we are looking for someone with actual hands-on experience. |
1.4380 |
0.05491 |
121 |
75 |
39 |
7 |
357 |
Mike Pence says if we wear these we will start liking boys |
1.4380 |
0.06523 |
121 |
84 |
21 |
16 |
358 |
Your Restraint is admirable. |
1.4380 |
0.06308 |
121 |
82 |
25 |
14 |
359 |
On a brighter note - there are bidets in all of the bathrooms |
1.4380 |
0.06086 |
121 |
80 |
29 |
12 |
360 |
I don't see restraints just opportunity. |
1.4380 |
0.05856 |
121 |
78 |
33 |
10 |
361 |
Mr. Houdini will see you now. |
1.4348 |
0.06067 |
115 |
75 |
30 |
10 |
362 |
The job does come with certain constraints. |
1.4344 |
0.05818 |
122 |
79 |
33 |
10 |
363 |
You'll learn after a few days with Team Trump a straight jacket will feel so comforting. |
1.4333 |
0.06453 |
120 |
83 |
22 |
15 |
364 |
I need you to be more hands on. |
1.4333 |
0.06119 |
120 |
80 |
28 |
12 |
365 |
If you're happy and you know it ... |
1.4333 |
0.06119 |
120 |
80 |
28 |
12 |
366 |
Decaf, black, and with a straw. |
1.4333 |
0.06344 |
120 |
82 |
24 |
14 |
367 |
How many words can you type per minute? |
1.4333 |
0.05643 |
120 |
76 |
36 |
8 |
368 |
We're looking for someone with more hands on experience. |
1.4333 |
0.06232 |
120 |
81 |
26 |
13 |
369 |
Before Houdini Enterprises hires you, there is one more final test. |
1.4333 |
0.06561 |
120 |
84 |
20 |
16 |
370 |
Well, I think that just about wraps things up. |
1.4333 |
0.06119 |
120 |
80 |
28 |
12 |
371 |
Make no mistake: You have to be crazy to work here. |
1.4333 |
0.06561 |
120 |
84 |
20 |
16 |
372 |
There's something strange about this company, but I just can't put my finger on it. |
1.4333 |
0.05765 |
120 |
77 |
34 |
9 |
373 |
...And while smoking is restricted to the parking lot, you can shriek and howl anywhere you like. |
1.4333 |
0.05765 |
120 |
77 |
34 |
9 |
374 |
I've stopped smoking and lost 20 pounds. |
1.4333 |
0.06232 |
120 |
81 |
26 |
13 |
375 |
It's a crazy place to work, but I think you'll fit right in. |
1.4333 |
0.06119 |
120 |
80 |
28 |
12 |
376 |
The problem with our department is the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing. |
1.4333 |
0.05886 |
120 |
78 |
32 |
10 |
377 |
What's holding you back? |
1.4333 |
0.06119 |
120 |
80 |
28 |
12 |
378 |
There are no back stabbers here, but watch out for head butts. |
1.4333 |
0.05765 |
120 |
77 |
34 |
9 |
379 |
I see that you already know about our dress code. |
1.4286 |
0.05916 |
119 |
78 |
31 |
10 |
380 |
On the other hand, you'll appreciate Casual Fridays so much more. |
1.4286 |
0.05670 |
119 |
76 |
35 |
8 |
381 |
You'll notice all our electronic devices around here are hands free. |
1.4286 |
0.06267 |
119 |
81 |
25 |
13 |
382 |
I'm told it's so we don't cut ourselves on the glass ceiling. |
1.4286 |
0.06490 |
119 |
83 |
21 |
15 |
383 |
Wish I could help you but my hands are tied. |
1.4286 |
0.06490 |
119 |
83 |
21 |
15 |
384 |
I think you're going to fit right in to the corporate culture. |
1.4286 |
0.06152 |
119 |
80 |
27 |
12 |
385 |
Describe something you struggle with at work and show me how you deal with it. |
1.4286 |
0.06267 |
119 |
81 |
25 |
13 |
386 |
I wish I could, but my hands are tied." |
1.4286 |
0.06490 |
119 |
83 |
21 |
15 |
387 |
And what makes you think you'd be happy here? |
1.4286 |
0.06035 |
119 |
79 |
29 |
11 |
388 |
So, you find our dress code too restricting... |
1.4286 |
0.06267 |
119 |
81 |
25 |
13 |
389 |
As you know, we take binding contracts very seriously here. |
1.4286 |
0.06152 |
119 |
80 |
27 |
12 |
390 |
I see you take a hand-off approach to management, too. |
1.4286 |
0.05916 |
119 |
78 |
31 |
10 |
391 |
I must admit I admire your self-restraint. |
1.4286 |
0.05794 |
119 |
77 |
33 |
9 |
392 |
It's just until IT finishes updating the internet filter. |
1.4286 |
0.05916 |
119 |
78 |
31 |
10 |
393 |
So, what attracted you to this company? |
1.4286 |
0.05794 |
119 |
77 |
33 |
9 |
394 |
But at least we get to run the place. |
1.4286 |
0.06035 |
119 |
79 |
29 |
11 |
395 |
I can empathize with your circumstance, but, I'm looking for someone to answer my phone. |
1.4286 |
0.05916 |
119 |
78 |
31 |
10 |
396 |
I know exactly how you feel. |
1.4286 |
0.05916 |
119 |
78 |
31 |
10 |
397 |
It's not bad here, we do have unrestrained Friday's |
1.4286 |
0.06267 |
119 |
81 |
25 |
13 |
398 |
Sorry to keep you waiting, it's been crazy around here lately. |
1.4237 |
0.05823 |
118 |
77 |
32 |
9 |
399 |
I'm running out of wiggle room here. |
1.4237 |
0.05946 |
118 |
78 |
30 |
10 |
400 |
You can't quit. Our contracts are binding. |
1.4237 |
0.05569 |
118 |
75 |
36 |
7 |
401 |
Why do you think you are a good fit for our company? |
1.4237 |
0.05946 |
118 |
78 |
30 |
10 |
402 |
Everybody's going to submit a caption about us being tied up in a meeting. |
1.4237 |
0.06745 |
118 |
85 |
16 |
17 |
403 |
Pick your poison: institutionally marginalized or marginally institutionalized. |
1.4237 |
0.06301 |
118 |
81 |
24 |
13 |
404 |
I think it's great that we're both showing much more restraint. |
1.4237 |
0.05302 |
118 |
73 |
40 |
5 |
405 |
The job is dreadful, but the benefits are insane. |
1.4237 |
0.06067 |
118 |
79 |
28 |
11 |
406 |
Don't worry, you'll fit right in. |
1.4237 |
0.05569 |
118 |
75 |
36 |
7 |
407 |
I preferred the golden handcuffs. |
1.4237 |
0.05697 |
118 |
76 |
34 |
8 |
408 |
It all started making a lot more sense once we realised that you DO need to be crazy to work here. |
1.4237 |
0.05697 |
118 |
76 |
34 |
8 |
409 |
You have to be crazy to work here. You’re hired. |
1.4237 |
0.06301 |
118 |
81 |
24 |
13 |
410 |
Welcome to the White House |
1.4237 |
0.06415 |
118 |
82 |
22 |
14 |
411 |
I'm really looking forward to casual Friday. |
1.4237 |
0.06301 |
118 |
81 |
24 |
13 |
412 |
Your behavior has put us both in a difficult position. |
1.4237 |
0.06067 |
118 |
79 |
28 |
11 |
413 |
I'd love to go to lunch with you but it looks like I'll be tied up the rest of the day. |
1.4237 |
0.06185 |
118 |
80 |
26 |
12 |
414 |
We are deeply committed to a hands-off management style. |
1.4237 |
0.05569 |
118 |
75 |
36 |
7 |
415 |
You must be crazy to work here. |
1.4237 |
0.06185 |
118 |
80 |
26 |
12 |
416 |
There's no question that we are both in a bind here. |
1.4237 |
0.05823 |
118 |
77 |
32 |
9 |
417 |
Where did you used to hope to be in five years? |
1.4237 |
0.06185 |
118 |
80 |
26 |
12 |
418 |
This place is a madhouse. |
1.4237 |
0.06067 |
118 |
79 |
28 |
11 |
419 |
Jeanie, we are so pleased to offer you a position with the EPA. |
1.4237 |
0.06527 |
118 |
83 |
20 |
15 |
420 |
We can do it. We CAN go 24 hours without texting. |
1.4237 |
0.06415 |
118 |
82 |
22 |
14 |
421 |
I see you are familiar with our dress code. |
1.4237 |
0.05697 |
118 |
76 |
34 |
8 |
422 |
The irony of this situation does not escape me. |
1.4237 |
0.05946 |
118 |
78 |
30 |
10 |
423 |
Shouldn't you be writing this down? |
1.4237 |
0.06301 |
118 |
81 |
24 |
13 |
424 |
The corporate culture here is stifling. |
1.4237 |
0.06067 |
118 |
79 |
28 |
11 |
425 |
What type of hospital do you see yourself in in five years? |
1.4237 |
0.06185 |
118 |
80 |
26 |
12 |
426 |
Sometimes it gets a little crazy around here |
1.4237 |
0.06301 |
118 |
81 |
24 |
13 |
427 |
What makes you think you'll be a good fit? |
1.4237 |
0.05697 |
118 |
76 |
34 |
8 |
428 |
He said not until we come up with an idea. |
1.4237 |
0.06185 |
118 |
80 |
26 |
12 |
429 |
As you know, when it comes to running the asylum, we think it's important to promote from within. |
1.4237 |
0.05697 |
118 |
76 |
34 |
8 |
430 |
I think you'll fit right in here. |
1.4237 |
0.06067 |
118 |
79 |
28 |
11 |
431 |
Nordstrom Rack. Where did you get yours? |
1.4237 |
0.06301 |
118 |
81 |
24 |
13 |
432 |
I see you've dressed for the job you want. |
1.4237 |
0.06185 |
118 |
80 |
26 |
12 |
433 |
I think you may be perfect for this position. |
1.4237 |
0.06301 |
118 |
81 |
24 |
13 |
434 |
Siri, google "escape from straight jacket." |
1.4237 |
0.06415 |
118 |
82 |
22 |
14 |
435 |
Why no, you don't have to be crazy to work here. |
1.4237 |
0.06527 |
118 |
83 |
20 |
15 |
436 |
So, I was actually hoping to hire an assistant who would be able to...you know...assist. |
1.4237 |
0.06067 |
118 |
79 |
28 |
11 |
437 |
obviously 'you scratch my back, I scratch yours' isn't going to work here. |
1.4237 |
0.06067 |
118 |
79 |
28 |
11 |
438 |
It's not binding until you sign. |
1.4237 |
0.05823 |
118 |
77 |
32 |
9 |
439 |
I think we've tied up all the loose ends. |
1.4237 |
0.05946 |
118 |
78 |
30 |
10 |
440 |
Who did your buckles? |
1.4237 |
0.05823 |
118 |
77 |
32 |
9 |
441 |
So why should we grant you asylum? |
1.4237 |
0.06415 |
118 |
82 |
22 |
14 |
442 |
Welcome to your first meeting of Masturbators Anonymous. |
1.4237 |
0.06852 |
118 |
86 |
14 |
18 |
443 |
If I were you, and I think I am. |
1.4237 |
0.05569 |
118 |
75 |
36 |
7 |
444 |
Your clearly qualified, but I need to know you'll be committed. |
1.4237 |
0.05946 |
118 |
78 |
30 |
10 |
445 |
The flip side is we won't ever ask you to sign anything. |
1.4237 |
0.05823 |
118 |
77 |
32 |
9 |
446 |
Nail biting. What about you? |
1.4237 |
0.06067 |
118 |
79 |
28 |
11 |
447 |
I have a feeling you're going to fit right in here. |
1.4237 |
0.05946 |
118 |
78 |
30 |
10 |
448 |
I think you're going to fit in very well here. |
1.4237 |
0.05569 |
118 |
75 |
36 |
7 |
449 |
Personally, I think you're very well-suited for this job. |
1.4237 |
0.05697 |
118 |
76 |
34 |
8 |
450 |
This is why I suggested the NON-binding arbitration. |
1.4202 |
0.06026 |
119 |
80 |
28 |
11 |
451 |
I love your jacket! |
1.4188 |
0.05852 |
117 |
77 |
31 |
9 |
452 |
That's very interesting; I find myself in a similar situation. |
1.4188 |
0.05725 |
117 |
76 |
33 |
8 |
453 |
So, I gather that you're OK with our hands-off policy? |
1.4188 |
0.05725 |
117 |
76 |
33 |
8 |
454 |
How can I help you? |
1.4188 |
0.06564 |
117 |
83 |
19 |
15 |
455 |
Something tells me you're a good fit for this position. |
1.4188 |
0.05595 |
117 |
75 |
35 |
7 |
456 |
I see that you are already acquainted with our dress policy. |
1.4188 |
0.06218 |
117 |
80 |
25 |
12 |
457 |
Sorry, but nobody here has an escape clause in their employment contract. |
1.4188 |
0.06099 |
117 |
79 |
27 |
11 |
458 |
Yes, they've definitely put us in charge, but I think there's a catch. |
1.4188 |
0.06336 |
117 |
81 |
23 |
13 |
459 |
You seem to be a perfect candidate to replace me. |
1.4174 |
0.06296 |
115 |
79 |
24 |
12 |
460 |
Are you free Tuesdays? |
1.4174 |
0.06416 |
115 |
80 |
22 |
13 |
461 |
We have to shake the image that the inmates are running the asylum. |
1.4174 |
0.06174 |
115 |
78 |
26 |
11 |
462 |
'You scratch my back, I scratch yours' doesn't work here. |
1.4174 |
0.05921 |
115 |
76 |
30 |
9 |
463 |
Let's just agree to shake on it later. |
1.4174 |
0.05791 |
115 |
75 |
32 |
8 |
464 |
Now maybe we can have this conversation without checking our phones. |
1.4174 |
0.06049 |
115 |
77 |
28 |
10 |
465 |
Are those boots slip-ons? |
1.4174 |
0.05791 |
115 |
75 |
32 |
8 |
466 |
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. |
1.4174 |
0.06985 |
115 |
85 |
12 |
18 |
467 |
Welcome to cellphone addicts anonymous. |
1.4174 |
0.06534 |
115 |
81 |
20 |
14 |
468 |
Looks like were both tied up today. Shall we reschedule? |
1.4174 |
0.06296 |
115 |
79 |
24 |
12 |
469 |
Well, I think we're all wrapped up here. |
1.4174 |
0.05791 |
115 |
75 |
32 |
8 |
470 |
I LOVE yours.Where did you get it? |
1.4174 |
0.05921 |
115 |
76 |
30 |
9 |
471 |
In hindsight, well yes, we should have both moved to Canada. |
1.4174 |
0.06416 |
115 |
80 |
22 |
13 |
472 |
I'd like to help you but my hands are tied. |
1.4174 |
0.06174 |
115 |
78 |
26 |
11 |
473 |
But what I miss most is retweeting delusional nonsense and brushing my hair. |
1.4174 |
0.06049 |
115 |
77 |
28 |
10 |
474 |
The small print in these binding contracts are no joke. |
1.4174 |
0.06174 |
115 |
78 |
26 |
11 |
475 |
It's important to dress for the job you want, not the job that you have. |
1.4174 |
0.06763 |
115 |
83 |
16 |
16 |
476 |
Does my hair make me look crazy? |
1.4174 |
0.06296 |
115 |
79 |
24 |
12 |
477 |
No twitter Tuesday is so liberating. |
1.4174 |
0.06296 |
115 |
79 |
24 |
12 |
478 |
Says here you type 100 words per minute? |
1.4174 |
0.05921 |
115 |
76 |
30 |
9 |
479 |
As you can see, we have a no-texting policy at the office. |
1.4174 |
0.06534 |
115 |
81 |
20 |
14 |
480 |
Yes, you do have to be crazy to work here. |
1.4174 |
0.06416 |
115 |
80 |
22 |
13 |
481 |
Look, I can see you're in a real bind here, but my hands are completely tied. |
1.4174 |
0.06174 |
115 |
78 |
26 |
11 |
482 |
Can you type with your nose? |
1.4174 |
0.05791 |
115 |
75 |
32 |
8 |
483 |
Obviously you've researched our institutional culture . . . |
1.4174 |
0.06296 |
115 |
79 |
24 |
12 |
484 |
You're hired. Let's nod on it. |
1.4174 |
0.05521 |
115 |
73 |
36 |
6 |
485 |
I think you'd fit in well here. |
1.4174 |
0.06174 |
115 |
78 |
26 |
11 |
486 |
Welcome to middle management. |
1.4174 |
0.06174 |
115 |
78 |
26 |
11 |
487 |
Do you have any hands-on experience? |
1.4159 |
0.06376 |
113 |
78 |
23 |
12 |
488 |
Something about my job feels stifling, but I can't put my finger on it. |
1.4153 |
0.06292 |
118 |
82 |
23 |
13 |
489 |
My door is always open. |
1.4138 |
0.05881 |
116 |
77 |
30 |
9 |
490 |
We only do verbal contracts. |
1.4123 |
0.06080 |
114 |
77 |
27 |
10 |
491 |
It gets a little crazy around here. |
1.4123 |
0.05951 |
114 |
76 |
29 |
9 |
492 |
They looked great in the catalog, didn't they? |
1.4123 |
0.05819 |
114 |
75 |
31 |
8 |
493 |
I love your outfit. |
1.4123 |
0.05684 |
114 |
74 |
33 |
7 |
494 |
If I could only reach the escape key!!! |
1.4123 |
0.06330 |
114 |
79 |
23 |
12 |
495 |
I see the bind you're in, but my hands are tied. |
1.4123 |
0.06571 |
114 |
81 |
19 |
14 |
496 |
I understand you have an issue with the company dress code. |
1.4123 |
0.05951 |
114 |
76 |
29 |
9 |
497 |
You do have to be crazy to work here - but it doesn't help. |
1.4123 |
0.06452 |
114 |
80 |
21 |
13 |
498 |
Why didn't you tell me you were going to wear that jacket today? |
1.4123 |
0.06452 |
114 |
80 |
21 |
13 |
499 |
I find it keeps me from replying all. |
1.4123 |
0.05546 |
114 |
73 |
35 |
6 |
500 |
Where do I see myself in ten years? Here. |
1.4123 |
0.06571 |
114 |
81 |
19 |
14 |
501 |
Welcome aboard. Working here, you're limited only by your imagination. Well, that and the straitjacket. |
1.4123 |
0.06571 |
114 |
81 |
19 |
14 |
502 |
So you watch Fox News too? |
1.4123 |
0.06452 |
114 |
80 |
21 |
13 |
503 |
This should eliminate body language issues. |
1.4123 |
0.06452 |
114 |
80 |
21 |
13 |
504 |
Can we be strait with each other? |
1.4123 |
0.06452 |
114 |
80 |
21 |
13 |
505 |
We wore the same jacket! Awkward! |
1.4123 |
0.05951 |
114 |
76 |
29 |
9 |
506 |
This is nothing compared to the red tape. |
1.4123 |
0.06207 |
114 |
78 |
25 |
11 |
507 |
you'd have to be nuts to work here. |
1.4123 |
0.05951 |
114 |
76 |
29 |
9 |
508 |
Now that you are comfortable Judy, I want to inform you that your husband and I are romantically involved. |
1.4123 |
0.06207 |
114 |
78 |
25 |
11 |
509 |
Your success here is limited only by your imagination. |
1.4123 |
0.06207 |
114 |
78 |
25 |
11 |
510 |
Where do you see yourself in five minutes? |
1.4123 |
0.06330 |
114 |
79 |
23 |
12 |
511 |
Can I get you anything? |
1.4123 |
0.06207 |
114 |
78 |
25 |
11 |
512 |
You met all the job requirements but failed the typing test. |
1.4123 |
0.06080 |
114 |
77 |
27 |
10 |
513 |
Yes, the hours are insane. |
1.4123 |
0.06080 |
114 |
77 |
27 |
10 |
514 |
So, what do you know about running an asylum? |
1.4123 |
0.06207 |
114 |
78 |
25 |
11 |
515 |
The dress code is strict, but we loosen things up on Fridays. |
1.4123 |
0.06207 |
114 |
78 |
25 |
11 |
516 |
If you can get past the downside, ours is the most effective weight loss program in the industry. |
1.4123 |
0.06330 |
114 |
79 |
23 |
12 |
517 |
Perhaps we've gone too far on our sexual harassment policy. |
1.4123 |
0.05951 |
114 |
76 |
29 |
9 |
518 |
Let's start by signing those release forms, shall we? |
1.4123 |
0.06080 |
114 |
77 |
27 |
10 |
519 |
I see a lot of myself in you. |
1.4123 |
0.05684 |
114 |
74 |
33 |
7 |
520 |
For once, I do know how you feel. |
1.4123 |
0.05819 |
114 |
75 |
31 |
8 |
521 |
Okay, I'll be the first to admit that our last meeting didn't go very well. |
1.4123 |
0.06207 |
114 |
78 |
25 |
11 |
522 |
Siri, could you bring us two iced lattes, with straws. |
1.4123 |
0.06080 |
114 |
77 |
27 |
10 |
523 |
When I see you, I see myself 15 years ago... |
1.4123 |
0.06688 |
114 |
82 |
17 |
15 |
524 |
So we're running the asylum. Now what? |
1.4123 |
0.06452 |
114 |
80 |
21 |
13 |
525 |
You'll fit in well, here. |
1.4123 |
0.06080 |
114 |
77 |
27 |
10 |
526 |
This job requires someone with initiative and, most importantly, flexibility. |
1.4123 |
0.06080 |
114 |
77 |
27 |
10 |
527 |
So, tell me why you feel constrained by the dress code here. |
1.4123 |
0.06207 |
114 |
78 |
25 |
11 |
528 |
HR is pretty strict about hugs. |
1.4123 |
0.06207 |
114 |
78 |
25 |
11 |
529 |
Your resume said 'creative problem solver'... |
1.4123 |
0.05951 |
114 |
76 |
29 |
9 |
530 |
When you hired me, I said I could do the job with ONE arm tied behind my back. |
1.4123 |
0.05546 |
114 |
73 |
35 |
6 |
531 |
...and within a few years, I was running the asylum. |
1.4071 |
0.06488 |
113 |
80 |
20 |
13 |
532 |
Welcome to the new Republican health insurance market. |
1.4071 |
0.06609 |
113 |
81 |
18 |
14 |
533 |
I think we've bonded enough for today. |
1.4071 |
0.05847 |
113 |
75 |
30 |
8 |
534 |
Jackets may be worn untied on Casual Fridays. |
1.4071 |
0.06365 |
113 |
79 |
22 |
12 |
535 |
Well to be honest we were looking for someone who could work the coffee maker for us. |
1.4071 |
0.06609 |
113 |
81 |
18 |
14 |
536 |
We need to think through our bathroom break. |
1.4071 |
0.06112 |
113 |
77 |
26 |
10 |
537 |
"I'm three weeks without e-mailing or texting. How about you?' |
1.4071 |
0.05847 |
113 |
75 |
30 |
8 |
538 |
You escape before I do, you get the job. |
1.4071 |
0.06240 |
113 |
78 |
24 |
11 |
539 |
I’ve tried to tell you – there is very little room for mobility in this company. |
1.4071 |
0.05981 |
113 |
76 |
28 |
9 |
540 |
This is certainly one way of keeping us off Twitter. |
1.4071 |
0.05981 |
113 |
76 |
28 |
9 |
541 |
Are you sure you won’t mind being confined to a desk job? |
1.4071 |
0.05571 |
113 |
73 |
34 |
6 |
542 |
I was out in public wearing a fringed poncho. You? |
1.4071 |
0.06365 |
113 |
79 |
22 |
12 |
543 |
No, there's no glass ceiling. But there are some other challenges. |
1.4071 |
0.05847 |
113 |
75 |
30 |
8 |
544 |
Of course your cubicle will be a padded cell. |
1.4071 |
0.06240 |
113 |
78 |
24 |
11 |
545 |
Obviously, we're paperless here. |
1.4071 |
0.05847 |
113 |
75 |
30 |
8 |
546 |
Well, you do seem committed to work here. |
1.4071 |
0.06240 |
113 |
78 |
24 |
11 |
547 |
You gotta be Houdini to get any work done around here. |
1.4071 |
0.05847 |
113 |
75 |
30 |
8 |
548 |
So much for the right to bare arms in the office. |
1.4071 |
0.06112 |
113 |
77 |
26 |
10 |
549 |
I knew if you came in we could wrap this up ourselves. |
1.4071 |
0.06488 |
113 |
80 |
20 |
13 |
550 |
Great resume Ms. Perkins, but I'm really looking for someone who can type. |
1.4071 |
0.06488 |
113 |
80 |
20 |
13 |
551 |
Something tells me you’re going to fit right in here. |
1.4071 |
0.05847 |
113 |
75 |
30 |
8 |
552 |
Why is it men never know what clothes to buy for women? |
1.4071 |
0.06488 |
113 |
80 |
20 |
13 |
553 |
They ran out of red tape. |
1.4071 |
0.05847 |
113 |
75 |
30 |
8 |
554 |
Yes, the inmates are running the asylum. |
1.4071 |
0.06488 |
113 |
80 |
20 |
13 |
555 |
The first thing you want to do is install voice recognition |
1.4071 |
0.06112 |
113 |
77 |
26 |
10 |
556 |
Your biggest challenge here will be the ladies room. |
1.4071 |
0.05571 |
113 |
73 |
34 |
6 |
557 |
That about wraps it up. |
1.4071 |
0.06112 |
113 |
77 |
26 |
10 |
558 |
'Fortunately you DO have to be crazy to work here.' |
1.4071 |
0.05981 |
113 |
76 |
28 |
9 |
559 |
I'm concerned that you may no longer be crazy enough to work here. |
1.4071 |
0.06365 |
113 |
79 |
22 |
12 |
560 |
I need you to cover while I escape for a few days. |
1.4071 |
0.06240 |
113 |
78 |
24 |
11 |
561 |
My friends said I'd be crazy to take this job, but I think I'd be perfect! |
1.4071 |
0.06488 |
113 |
80 |
20 |
13 |
562 |
I know exactly how you feel. |
1.4071 |
0.05847 |
113 |
75 |
30 |
8 |
563 |
Well, it does keep us from pulling our hair out. |
1.4071 |
0.06240 |
113 |
78 |
24 |
11 |
564 |
Goodbye, keyboard. Hello, voice recognition. |
1.4071 |
0.06240 |
113 |
78 |
24 |
11 |
565 |
Am I crazy, or have we met before? |
1.4071 |
0.06609 |
113 |
81 |
18 |
14 |
566 |
Most importantly, you've nailed the company culture. |
1.4071 |
0.05981 |
113 |
76 |
28 |
9 |
567 |
Where do you hallucinate yourself being in five years? |
1.4071 |
0.06609 |
113 |
81 |
18 |
14 |
568 |
I'm not OK--You're not OK. |
1.4071 |
0.06609 |
113 |
81 |
18 |
14 |
569 |
Yes, we have noted a drop in productivity since the new dress code was introduced. Why do you ask? |
1.4071 |
0.06240 |
113 |
78 |
24 |
11 |
570 |
No...surprisingly the greatest problem is the congratulatory head butt. |
1.4071 |
0.06240 |
113 |
78 |
24 |
11 |
571 |
The boss was right. We're making 100% fewer mistakes. |
1.4071 |
0.05847 |
113 |
75 |
30 |
8 |
572 |
I'd love to help, but I'm in a bit of a bind myself. |
1.4071 |
0.06240 |
113 |
78 |
24 |
11 |
573 |
Well Jane looks like our hands are tied on this one. |
1.4071 |
0.06240 |
113 |
78 |
24 |
11 |
574 |
I think I preferred Casual Fridays. |
1.4071 |
0.05847 |
113 |
75 |
30 |
8 |
575 |
This may sound crazy .... |
1.4071 |
0.06240 |
113 |
78 |
24 |
11 |
576 |
I miss the pantsuits. |
1.4071 |
0.06240 |
113 |
78 |
24 |
11 |
577 |
Looks like you'll fit right in here. |
1.4018 |
0.06273 |
112 |
78 |
23 |
11 |
578 |
Raise your hand if you have any questions. |
1.4018 |
0.06524 |
112 |
80 |
19 |
13 |
579 |
It makes you nostalgic for the good old days of gag orders. |
1.4018 |
0.06400 |
112 |
79 |
21 |
12 |
580 |
Before I hire you, I have to know if you're as committed to this place as we all are. |
1.4018 |
0.06400 |
112 |
79 |
21 |
12 |
581 |
Welcome to Tweeters Anonymous. |
1.4018 |
0.06273 |
112 |
78 |
23 |
11 |
582 |
Sounds good! At my last job I had to work with one hand tied behind my back. |
1.4018 |
0.05876 |
112 |
75 |
29 |
8 |
583 |
Yes, the company dress code seems a bit restrictive to me too. |
1.4018 |
0.06011 |
112 |
76 |
27 |
9 |
584 |
It's keeping us off facebook but I'm not convinced it will help with productivity |
1.4018 |
0.06273 |
112 |
78 |
23 |
11 |
585 |
I'd love to help but I'm afraid my hands are tied. |
1.4018 |
0.06400 |
112 |
79 |
21 |
12 |
586 |
All I said was, 'I'm with her.' |
1.4018 |
0.06143 |
112 |
77 |
25 |
10 |
587 |
Sorry, but I'm a hands-off executive and need a hands-on manager for this position. |
1.4018 |
0.06011 |
112 |
76 |
27 |
9 |
588 |
Don't worry, I'll just take mental notes. |
1.4018 |
0.05737 |
112 |
74 |
31 |
7 |
589 |
Yes, the pay is equal, but the guys don't have a dress code. |
1.4018 |
0.05737 |
112 |
74 |
31 |
7 |
590 |
I've found I can do this job with both hands tied in front of my back. |
1.4018 |
0.06011 |
112 |
76 |
27 |
9 |
591 |
Luckily, we can ask Siri. |
1.4018 |
0.06011 |
112 |
76 |
27 |
9 |
592 |
Everyone told me I should dress for the job I want. |
1.4018 |
0.06273 |
112 |
78 |
23 |
11 |
593 |
You have to be a little crazy to want this job. |
1.4018 |
0.05737 |
112 |
74 |
31 |
7 |
594 |
How fast can you type? |
1.4018 |
0.06143 |
112 |
77 |
25 |
10 |
595 |
Vera Wang - And Yours? |
1.4018 |
0.06273 |
112 |
78 |
23 |
11 |
596 |
Sorry but we're looking for a hands-on person. |
1.4018 |
0.05876 |
112 |
75 |
29 |
8 |
597 |
I'm sorry, my hands are tied. |
1.4018 |
0.05876 |
112 |
75 |
29 |
8 |
598 |
Yes, no problem. Zero words per minute is perfectly fine with us. |
1.4018 |
0.06143 |
112 |
77 |
25 |
10 |
599 |
What makes you think you're well suited for this position? |
1.4018 |
0.06011 |
112 |
76 |
27 |
9 |
600 |
I like to help you out. Unfortunately, my hands are tied too. |
1.4018 |
0.06524 |
112 |
80 |
19 |
13 |
601 |
They got to me before I could put my eyebrows on. |
1.4018 |
0.06143 |
112 |
77 |
25 |
10 |
602 |
How many words per minute can you peck? |
1.4018 |
0.06273 |
112 |
78 |
23 |
11 |
603 |
This job requires commitment. |
1.4018 |
0.06143 |
112 |
77 |
25 |
10 |
604 |
You would be crazy to want this job. |
1.4018 |
0.05876 |
112 |
75 |
29 |
8 |
605 |
I’m tied up this week, how about next week? |
1.4018 |
0.06143 |
112 |
77 |
25 |
10 |
606 |
You look like management material. |
1.4018 |
0.06273 |
112 |
78 |
23 |
11 |
607 |
I'd love to give you a raise, but my hands are tied. |
1.4018 |
0.06143 |
112 |
77 |
25 |
10 |
608 |
I think you'd be a perfect fit. |
1.4018 |
0.06011 |
112 |
76 |
27 |
9 |
609 |
Ok. Now, sell me that pen. |
1.4018 |
0.06766 |
112 |
82 |
15 |
15 |
610 |
So, as you know, the inmates have taken over the asylum. |
1.4018 |
0.05876 |
112 |
75 |
29 |
8 |
611 |
The question to ask yourself is, are you crazy enough to work here? |
1.4018 |
0.06011 |
112 |
76 |
27 |
9 |
612 |
On a positive note, incidents of workplace violence have dropped significantly this year. |
1.4018 |
0.05595 |
112 |
73 |
33 |
6 |
613 |
You're either mocking me or you're over qualified. |
1.4018 |
0.06143 |
112 |
77 |
25 |
10 |
614 |
My door is always open. |
1.4018 |
0.06400 |
112 |
79 |
21 |
12 |
615 |
Our corporate anti-theft program has been very successful. |
1.4018 |
0.06273 |
112 |
78 |
23 |
11 |
616 |
It's been a crazy week. |
1.4018 |
0.05595 |
112 |
73 |
33 |
6 |
617 |
I can see you're in a bind but my hands are tied. |
1.4018 |
0.06143 |
112 |
77 |
25 |
10 |
618 |
We only wear them on days there are donuts in the conference room. |
1.4018 |
0.06011 |
112 |
76 |
27 |
9 |
619 |
Well I think you'll fit right in. |
1.4018 |
0.05876 |
112 |
75 |
29 |
8 |
620 |
The Help Desk suggested I try hitting the 'escape' key. |
1.4018 |
0.06011 |
112 |
76 |
27 |
9 |
621 |
I understand your position. |
1.4018 |
0.06011 |
112 |
76 |
27 |
9 |
622 |
From what I see, you'll fit in well here. |
1.4018 |
0.05876 |
112 |
75 |
29 |
8 |
623 |
Your resume is impressive and you would certainly fit right in around here, but we desperately need to hire someone who can type. |
1.4018 |
0.06143 |
112 |
77 |
25 |
10 |
624 |
Yes, I see that we are in a similar bind. |
1.4018 |
0.06400 |
112 |
79 |
21 |
12 |
625 |
I'm tied up today. Are you free tomorrow? |
1.4018 |
0.06400 |
112 |
79 |
21 |
12 |
626 |
The good news? We've broken the glass ceiling. |
1.4018 |
0.06143 |
112 |
77 |
25 |
10 |
627 |
I hope you will excuse me for not offering you coffee. |
1.4018 |
0.05595 |
112 |
73 |
33 |
6 |
628 |
On Casual Fridays, we lose the ties. |
1.4018 |
0.06273 |
112 |
78 |
23 |
11 |
629 |
Let me give it to you strait |
1.4018 |
0.06524 |
112 |
80 |
19 |
13 |
630 |
Do you have casual Fridays? |
1.4018 |
0.05595 |
112 |
73 |
33 |
6 |
631 |
We were bound to meet. |
1.4018 |
0.05876 |
112 |
75 |
29 |
8 |
632 |
They meant fiscal not physical constraint. |
1.4018 |
0.06143 |
112 |
77 |
25 |
10 |
633 |
What makes you think that you are a good fit for us? |
1.4018 |
0.05876 |
112 |
75 |
29 |
8 |
634 |
Didn't they tell you that the job came with some constraints? |
1.4018 |
0.05595 |
112 |
73 |
33 |
6 |
635 |
Dd you tell them we'll be late because we're tied up at the office? |
1.3982 |
0.06227 |
113 |
79 |
23 |
11 |
636 |
Unfortunately, we have to let you go. |
1.3964 |
0.06306 |
111 |
78 |
22 |
11 |
637 |
Psychotic Tuesday's just doesn't have the cache as Casual Friday. |
1.3964 |
0.06435 |
111 |
79 |
20 |
12 |
638 |
How about after work we grab a little Thorazine? |
1.3964 |
0.06435 |
111 |
79 |
20 |
12 |
639 |
I understand that you're in a bind but my hands are tied. |
1.3964 |
0.06561 |
111 |
80 |
18 |
13 |
640 |
Ok, now we can talk about the election. |
1.3964 |
0.06561 |
111 |
80 |
18 |
13 |
641 |
It seems like you'd be a good fit here. |
1.3964 |
0.06175 |
111 |
77 |
24 |
10 |
642 |
Call me crazy, but I think you're perfect for this job! |
1.3964 |
0.05763 |
111 |
74 |
30 |
7 |
643 |
We may be running the asylum now, but we're not abandoning all protocol. |
1.3964 |
0.06806 |
111 |
82 |
14 |
15 |
644 |
I think you'll fit right in here. |
1.3964 |
0.06306 |
111 |
78 |
22 |
11 |
645 |
I see you’re dealing with some post-election issues as well. |
1.3964 |
0.06685 |
111 |
81 |
16 |
14 |
646 |
Apparently letting us run the asylum will cut down on the overhead |
1.3964 |
0.06306 |
111 |
78 |
22 |
11 |
647 |
I'd like to help. But our hands are tied. |
1.3964 |
0.06175 |
111 |
77 |
24 |
10 |
648 |
It really is the best way to keep from looking at your phone. |
1.3964 |
0.06306 |
111 |
78 |
22 |
11 |
649 |
Our dress code is very strict but I think you'll fit in just fine |
1.3947 |
0.06055 |
114 |
79 |
25 |
10 |
650 |
So what made you decide you wanted to be a fact-checker for Breitbart? |
1.3945 |
0.06388 |
109 |
77 |
21 |
11 |
651 |
You heard right. You do have to be crazy to work here. |
1.3945 |
0.06649 |
109 |
79 |
17 |
13 |
652 |
yes my nose is itchy too |
1.3945 |
0.06388 |
109 |
77 |
21 |
11 |
653 |
I think you have what it takes to work here. |
1.3945 |
0.06116 |
109 |
75 |
25 |
9 |
654 |
You're committed, we like that in our staff. |
1.3945 |
0.06254 |
109 |
76 |
23 |
10 |
655 |
Pills, gum, and the patch didn't work. This better work! |
1.3945 |
0.06254 |
109 |
76 |
23 |
10 |
656 |
Company benefits include two 15 minute medication breaks per day |
1.3945 |
0.06254 |
109 |
76 |
23 |
10 |
657 |
So tell me, why do you feel you'd be a good fit for this position? |
1.3945 |
0.06388 |
109 |
77 |
21 |
11 |
658 |
Business is crazy right now. When can you start? |
1.3945 |
0.05832 |
109 |
73 |
29 |
7 |
659 |
These touch screens drive me nuts too. |
1.3945 |
0.06254 |
109 |
76 |
23 |
10 |
660 |
Hands-on experience is overrated. |
1.3945 |
0.06388 |
109 |
77 |
21 |
11 |
661 |
So...this is going to sound crazy. |
1.3945 |
0.05976 |
109 |
74 |
27 |
8 |
662 |
No vacation days, but I can give you a corner cell. |
1.3945 |
0.06649 |
109 |
79 |
17 |
13 |
663 |
Why does it seem like we are always tied up in meetings? |
1.3945 |
0.05976 |
109 |
74 |
27 |
8 |
664 |
…as if the glass ceiling isn't enough. |
1.3889 |
0.06941 |
108 |
81 |
12 |
15 |
665 |
...so naturally, when I heard that the lunatics had taken over the asylum, it seemed like the perfect opportunity. |
1.3889 |
0.06422 |
108 |
77 |
20 |
11 |
666 |
You have to admit, it solved our texting problems. |
1.3889 |
0.06286 |
108 |
76 |
22 |
10 |
667 |
So I guess we're not going to shake on it. |
1.3889 |
0.05398 |
108 |
70 |
34 |
4 |
668 |
This is embarrassing. You should have called me and told me what you were going to wear today. |
1.3889 |
0.06556 |
108 |
78 |
18 |
12 |
669 |
Crazy? At this company we like crazy. |
1.3889 |
0.06422 |
108 |
77 |
20 |
11 |
670 |
You're not the first person to complain about the uniform. |
1.3889 |
0.06005 |
108 |
74 |
26 |
8 |
671 |
My initial impression is that you will fit in just fine here. |
1.3889 |
0.05859 |
108 |
73 |
28 |
7 |
672 |
If you scratch my nose, you're hired. |
1.3889 |
0.06005 |
108 |
74 |
26 |
8 |
673 |
I think you’re going to fit right in here. |
1.3889 |
0.05859 |
108 |
73 |
28 |
7 |
674 |
Let's talk a little more about your experience running an asylum. |
1.3889 |
0.06422 |
108 |
77 |
20 |
11 |
675 |
Coffee? |
1.3889 |
0.06005 |
108 |
74 |
26 |
8 |
676 |
Kudos to us for our mutual restraint. |
1.3889 |
0.06147 |
108 |
75 |
24 |
9 |
677 |
Actually, I can empathize with your being late. I have been tied up myself this morning. |
1.3889 |
0.06286 |
108 |
76 |
22 |
10 |
678 |
While the position lacks wiggle room, it makes up for it through an added sense of security. |
1.3889 |
0.06286 |
108 |
76 |
22 |
10 |
679 |
The key to this position is restraint. |
1.3889 |
0.05859 |
108 |
73 |
28 |
7 |
680 |
The good news is that all our computers accept voice commands. |
1.3889 |
0.05859 |
108 |
73 |
28 |
7 |
681 |
I think you will fit in here nicely. |
1.3889 |
0.05398 |
108 |
70 |
34 |
4 |
682 |
We're bound to succeed. |
1.3889 |
0.06286 |
108 |
76 |
22 |
10 |
683 |
We promote from within the asylum. |
1.3889 |
0.06286 |
108 |
76 |
22 |
10 |
684 |
I knew you would fit into our organization the moment I saw you walk in. |
1.3889 |
0.06147 |
108 |
75 |
24 |
9 |
685 |
You say you can type two words per minute. |
1.3889 |
0.05556 |
108 |
71 |
32 |
5 |
686 |
I think you will fit right in. |
1.3889 |
0.05859 |
108 |
73 |
28 |
7 |
687 |
We believe our workers will be more productive if they can't text or tweet. |
1.3889 |
0.06286 |
108 |
76 |
22 |
10 |
688 |
Thank God for Siri! |
1.3889 |
0.06147 |
108 |
75 |
24 |
9 |
689 |
How weird, my nose stops itching the minute I take mine off, too! |
1.3889 |
0.05709 |
108 |
72 |
30 |
6 |
690 |
Well, I've always said "dress for the job you want"... |
1.3889 |
0.06147 |
108 |
75 |
24 |
9 |
691 |
I see you've done your research on the company climate. You'll fit in well here. |
1.3889 |
0.06286 |
108 |
76 |
22 |
10 |
692 |
Looks like someone is dressing for the job she wants. |
1.3889 |
0.06556 |
108 |
78 |
18 |
12 |
693 |
Now that we're running the asylum, we'd be crazy to abandon all protocol. |
1.3889 |
0.05859 |
108 |
73 |
28 |
7 |
694 |
I'm tied up on Tuesday as well. Does Wednesday work for you? |
1.3889 |
0.06422 |
108 |
77 |
20 |
11 |
695 |
You can have the job if you can scratch my nose. |
1.3889 |
0.06286 |
108 |
76 |
22 |
10 |
696 |
welcome to the team. I'll show you to your padded office. |
1.3889 |
0.06286 |
108 |
76 |
22 |
10 |
697 |
Is your nose itchy too? |
1.3889 |
0.06147 |
108 |
75 |
24 |
9 |
698 |
I'm not just the owner, I'm also a client. |
1.3889 |
0.06422 |
108 |
77 |
20 |
11 |
699 |
No, YOURS is a strait jacket, mine is a deluxe kimono with hand warming pouch. |
1.3889 |
0.06286 |
108 |
76 |
22 |
10 |
700 |
I can't help you... My hands are tied as well. |
1.3889 |
0.06286 |
108 |
76 |
22 |
10 |
701 |
We'd be sane not to hire you. |
1.3889 |
0.06147 |
108 |
75 |
24 |
9 |
702 |
I think you would make a good fit here. |
1.3889 |
0.05709 |
108 |
72 |
30 |
6 |
703 |
I pride myself on being a hands-off manager |
1.3889 |
0.05859 |
108 |
73 |
28 |
7 |
704 |
I'm happy to see you are finally following the dress code, but now I'm receiving complaints about your attitude. |
1.3889 |
0.06005 |
108 |
74 |
26 |
8 |
705 |
I will be so glad when this goes out of style. |
1.3889 |
0.06286 |
108 |
76 |
22 |
10 |
706 |
So what makes you think you're qualified for this position? |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
707 |
It seems like you'll fit right in. |
1.3832 |
0.06319 |
107 |
76 |
21 |
10 |
708 |
You seem like a good fit for our organization. |
1.3832 |
0.05418 |
107 |
70 |
33 |
4 |
709 |
It's exhilarating being off-med. |
1.3832 |
0.06592 |
107 |
78 |
17 |
12 |
710 |
I'm thinking about having our department be a little more hands-on. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
711 |
I'm sorry, Linda. New White House Press Corp policy. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
712 |
I see your bind, but my hands are tied. |
1.3832 |
0.06725 |
107 |
79 |
15 |
13 |
713 |
We think you're management material. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
714 |
I've cut down on my texting. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
715 |
Yes, it does gets a little crazy here sometimes, but I think you'll fit right in. |
1.3832 |
0.06592 |
107 |
78 |
17 |
12 |
716 |
So, what makes you think you're a perfect fit for this position? |
1.3832 |
0.05578 |
107 |
71 |
31 |
5 |
717 |
I'm afraid our hands are tied |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
718 |
I have to pee. |
1.3832 |
0.06319 |
107 |
76 |
21 |
10 |
719 |
You don't have to be crazy to be work here but... |
1.3832 |
0.06457 |
107 |
77 |
19 |
11 |
720 |
Why yes, we do have an office dress code. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
721 |
I'll just send that one to voicemail |
1.3832 |
0.06457 |
107 |
77 |
19 |
11 |
722 |
Okay, you're hired. I like your style. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
723 |
Oh don't worry. It's just until they get that crack in the glass ceiling repaired. |
1.3832 |
0.06592 |
107 |
78 |
17 |
12 |
724 |
Admittedly, it is keeping us off Facebook during business hours. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
725 |
I think you’re going to fit right in here. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
726 |
I didn't think 2016 could get any worse. |
1.3832 |
0.06592 |
107 |
78 |
17 |
12 |
727 |
How do you keep your hair so neat? |
1.3832 |
0.06319 |
107 |
76 |
21 |
10 |
728 |
I know how you feel. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
729 |
I appreciate that we both share a high level of self-restraint |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
730 |
Hey! Same shirt! |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
731 |
Is that your phone or mine? |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
732 |
First the glass ceiling now this. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
733 |
First the glass ceiling now this. |
1.3832 |
0.06319 |
107 |
76 |
21 |
10 |
734 |
It's so we don't cut ourselves on the glass ceiling. |
1.3832 |
0.06855 |
107 |
80 |
13 |
14 |
735 |
We gotta be crazy to work here. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
736 |
I preferred the glass ceiling. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
737 |
As you can see, things are just crazy here at the moment. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
738 |
On top of all this, I am tongue-tied. |
1.3832 |
0.06457 |
107 |
77 |
19 |
11 |
739 |
We've narrowed it down to you and Hannibal Lector. |
1.3832 |
0.06457 |
107 |
77 |
19 |
11 |
740 |
The real challenge is that they want it in writing. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
741 |
I need you to be more hands on. |
1.3832 |
0.06592 |
107 |
78 |
17 |
12 |
742 |
So... it says here that you have experience in compliance. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
743 |
HR really cracked down on social media in the workplace. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
744 |
Restraint appears to be your strong suit. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
745 |
We're going to have to let you go. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
746 |
I thought the suggestion box was anonymous. |
1.3832 |
0.06592 |
107 |
78 |
17 |
12 |
747 |
I told you this job would make you crazy. |
1.3832 |
0.06319 |
107 |
76 |
21 |
10 |
748 |
The bind leading the bind. |
1.3832 |
0.06319 |
107 |
76 |
21 |
10 |
749 |
Yes, you must be crazy to work here |
1.3832 |
0.06457 |
107 |
77 |
19 |
11 |
750 |
You’re bound to get promoted. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
751 |
It's only for the next four years. |
1.3796 |
0.06270 |
108 |
77 |
21 |
10 |
752 |
Men just don't understand what we have to go through every day to look like this. |
1.3774 |
0.05912 |
106 |
73 |
26 |
7 |
753 |
Hi, Siri. Find Houdini straight jacket escape instructions. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
754 |
I would say my management style is a little more hands off. |
1.3774 |
0.05600 |
106 |
71 |
30 |
5 |
755 |
Your move. |
1.3774 |
0.06062 |
106 |
74 |
24 |
8 |
756 |
I tried to adjust the thermostat too. |
1.3774 |
0.06352 |
106 |
76 |
20 |
10 |
757 |
Welcome to the Trump transition team! |
1.3774 |
0.06492 |
106 |
77 |
18 |
11 |
758 |
I like your style. |
1.3774 |
0.06062 |
106 |
74 |
24 |
8 |
759 |
I think it is time we loosen up. |
1.3774 |
0.05912 |
106 |
73 |
26 |
7 |
760 |
I'm sure you will fit in here. |
1.3774 |
0.05912 |
106 |
73 |
26 |
7 |
761 |
Well, you certainly appear qualified for a job here. |
1.3774 |
0.05600 |
106 |
71 |
30 |
5 |
762 |
We have a hands-off management style. |
1.3774 |
0.06352 |
106 |
76 |
20 |
10 |
763 |
It's not the glass ceiling that bothers me so much. |
1.3774 |
0.06492 |
106 |
77 |
18 |
11 |
764 |
It's not as uncomfortable as an underwire bra! |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
765 |
It's just through the inauguration. |
1.3774 |
0.06062 |
106 |
74 |
24 |
8 |
766 |
At least we only clicked on recipes. You should see what they did to Trina for downloading porn. |
1.3774 |
0.06763 |
106 |
79 |
14 |
13 |
767 |
To answer your question, Ms. Lopez, you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it does help. |
1.3774 |
0.05600 |
106 |
71 |
30 |
5 |
768 |
``Remember when the EPA was a fun place to work?'' |
1.3774 |
0.06062 |
106 |
74 |
24 |
8 |
769 |
I'm wish there was another option, but my hands are tied too. |
1.3774 |
0.05912 |
106 |
73 |
26 |
7 |
770 |
I'd like to help you, but as you can see, my only possible response is a tired cliche. |
1.3774 |
0.07024 |
106 |
81 |
10 |
15 |
771 |
It seems we're in a bind. |
1.3774 |
0.05600 |
106 |
71 |
30 |
5 |
772 |
"I'll understand if you need some time to respond". |
1.3774 |
0.05758 |
106 |
72 |
28 |
6 |
773 |
This is standard procedure for all exit interviews. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
774 |
Our business depends on strong verbal skills. |
1.3774 |
0.06062 |
106 |
74 |
24 |
8 |
775 |
If you escape first, the job is yours. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
776 |
And you had to ask for a binding agreement. |
1.3774 |
0.06062 |
106 |
74 |
24 |
8 |
777 |
Unfortunately, we cannot offer any lateral mobility. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
778 |
You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
779 |
I'm pretty sure the therapist suggested bonding, not bondage, Mom. |
1.3774 |
0.06492 |
106 |
77 |
18 |
11 |
780 |
I think you'll fit right in around here. |
1.3774 |
0.05912 |
106 |
73 |
26 |
7 |
781 |
Well, one of us is going to have to change. |
1.3774 |
0.06352 |
106 |
76 |
20 |
10 |
782 |
What unique skills can you bring to Houdini, Houdini and Houdini? |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
783 |
Did you see yourself stuck in this same position 20 years ago? |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
784 |
Where do you see yourself in 5 minutes? 10? |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
785 |
We've never been big on touchy-feely at this company either. |
1.3774 |
0.06352 |
106 |
76 |
20 |
10 |
786 |
Binding arbitration hasn't solved anything. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
787 |
Our philosophy here is simple: first, do no harm. |
1.3774 |
0.05758 |
106 |
72 |
28 |
6 |
788 |
Well, I could say the same about you. |
1.3774 |
0.05912 |
106 |
73 |
26 |
7 |
789 |
With my nose. |
1.3774 |
0.06492 |
106 |
77 |
18 |
11 |
790 |
What I'm offering you is an unbinding contract. |
1.3774 |
0.06352 |
106 |
76 |
20 |
10 |
791 |
It's the only way I can stay off Twitter. |
1.3774 |
0.05758 |
106 |
72 |
28 |
6 |
792 |
After "casual Friday", "srraight jacket Monday" just seemed to follow. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
793 |
I think we're bound to succeed. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
794 |
The office culture is a bit restrictive, but you get used to it. |
1.3774 |
0.06492 |
106 |
77 |
18 |
11 |
795 |
As is our policy, this will be a binding arbitration |
1.3774 |
0.06352 |
106 |
76 |
20 |
10 |
796 |
Like me, I can see you have great restraint. |
1.3774 |
0.06062 |
106 |
74 |
24 |
8 |
797 |
Unfortunately my hands are tied on this one. |
1.3774 |
0.06062 |
106 |
74 |
24 |
8 |
798 |
Welcome to our anger management program. |
1.3774 |
0.05758 |
106 |
72 |
28 |
6 |
799 |
No, really, it looks much better on you! |
1.3738 |
0.06161 |
107 |
76 |
22 |
9 |
800 |
And, just what makes you think that you can do this job as well as I can? |
1.3738 |
0.05715 |
107 |
73 |
28 |
6 |
801 |
We are a hands free workplace |
1.3738 |
0.06441 |
107 |
78 |
18 |
11 |
802 |
HR? Very nice. Mine's from Compliance. |
1.3714 |
0.06091 |
105 |
74 |
23 |
8 |
803 |
You appear to have all the qualifications for a cabinet position |
1.3714 |
0.05939 |
105 |
73 |
25 |
7 |
804 |
Congratulations on your acceptance, and welcome to Houdini University. |
1.3714 |
0.05783 |
105 |
72 |
27 |
6 |
805 |
On top of everything else, I got my panties in a twist. |
1.3714 |
0.06527 |
105 |
77 |
17 |
11 |
806 |
I think I preferred Casual Fridays. |
1.3714 |
0.05939 |
105 |
73 |
25 |
7 |
807 |
We're looking for someone who can think outside the jacket. |
1.3714 |
0.05783 |
105 |
72 |
27 |
6 |
808 |
I much preferred dress-down Fridays to lock-down Fridays, too. |
1.3714 |
0.06240 |
105 |
75 |
21 |
9 |
809 |
You're in luck-we're looking for straight-laced people. |
1.3714 |
0.06665 |
105 |
78 |
15 |
12 |
810 |
"The most difficult part of this job is getting dressed in the morning". |
1.3714 |
0.06240 |
105 |
75 |
21 |
9 |
811 |
I use mine to keep from hitting reply all |
1.3714 |
0.06527 |
105 |
77 |
17 |
11 |
812 |
How can I help you? |
1.3714 |
0.06240 |
105 |
75 |
21 |
9 |
813 |
I see a lot of myself in you. |
1.3714 |
0.05622 |
105 |
71 |
29 |
5 |
814 |
First one out buys dinner. |
1.3714 |
0.06665 |
105 |
78 |
15 |
12 |
815 |
This no tweeting policy is a bit strict. |
1.3714 |
0.06385 |
105 |
76 |
19 |
10 |
816 |
I love your jacket. Where'd you get it? |
1.3714 |
0.05939 |
105 |
73 |
25 |
7 |
817 |
I hate this new quit smoking thing the company introduced. |
1.3714 |
0.06240 |
105 |
75 |
21 |
9 |
818 |
Yes, sexual harassment claims are down. However.... |
1.3714 |
0.05939 |
105 |
73 |
25 |
7 |
819 |
I'm tied up all week too. |
1.3714 |
0.06091 |
105 |
74 |
23 |
8 |
820 |
Me? They said show restraint. And you? |
1.3714 |
0.05783 |
105 |
72 |
27 |
6 |
821 |
The company has instituted some highly effective anti-harassment policies. |
1.3714 |
0.06527 |
105 |
77 |
17 |
11 |
822 |
I understand you're seeking asylum, too. |
1.3714 |
0.06801 |
105 |
79 |
13 |
13 |
823 |
Not only have I lost 20 pounds but I've become more verbally articulate. |
1.3714 |
0.06527 |
105 |
77 |
17 |
11 |
824 |
I appreciate that. Most people here at the office don't view me as a role model. |
1.3714 |
0.06385 |
105 |
76 |
19 |
10 |
825 |
Siri, play that Houdini YouTube video again. |
1.3714 |
0.06527 |
105 |
77 |
17 |
11 |
826 |
At orientation we'll also need your belt and shoelaces. |
1.3714 |
0.06091 |
105 |
74 |
23 |
8 |
827 |
I'd really like to help you, but my hands are tied. |
1.3714 |
0.05457 |
105 |
70 |
31 |
4 |
828 |
Remember how we used to jokingly refer to this place as an insane asylum? |
1.3714 |
0.05622 |
105 |
71 |
29 |
5 |
829 |
Guess they're serious about the new no-hugging policy. |
1.3714 |
0.05783 |
105 |
72 |
27 |
6 |
830 |
And he hasn't even been inaugurated yet. |
1.3714 |
0.06385 |
105 |
76 |
19 |
10 |
831 |
In the olden days, people just exerted self-control. |
1.3714 |
0.06091 |
105 |
74 |
23 |
8 |
832 |
We're a fairly strait laced group here. I think you'll fit in just fine. |
1.3714 |
0.06091 |
105 |
74 |
23 |
8 |
833 |
Oh geez. I wish I'd picked a different top for this interview. |
1.3714 |
0.06385 |
105 |
76 |
19 |
10 |
834 |
No, I'm tied up until four. How about four thirty? |
1.3714 |
0.06385 |
105 |
76 |
19 |
10 |
835 |
Maybe it's just me, but I can't seem to get my arms around this concept. |
1.3714 |
0.06091 |
105 |
74 |
23 |
8 |
836 |
You look like you're crazy enough to work here. |
1.3714 |
0.06091 |
105 |
74 |
23 |
8 |
837 |
They elected Trump and we're the crazy ones. |
1.3714 |
0.06240 |
105 |
75 |
21 |
9 |
838 |
On the plus side, I think I've lost 5 lbs. |
1.3714 |
0.06240 |
105 |
75 |
21 |
9 |
839 |
Other than this crazy dress code, it's a great place to work. |
1.3714 |
0.06385 |
105 |
76 |
19 |
10 |
840 |
This is the part of the interview that tends to trigger the most lawsuits. |
1.3714 |
0.06385 |
105 |
76 |
19 |
10 |
841 |
I'm suggesting we drop straightjacket Monday's and bring back casual Friday's. |
1.3714 |
0.06527 |
105 |
77 |
17 |
11 |
842 |
I sense you realize the importance of being wrapped up in your work. |
1.3714 |
0.06527 |
105 |
77 |
17 |
11 |
843 |
You can speak freely around here, but I admire your restraint. |
1.3714 |
0.06091 |
105 |
74 |
23 |
8 |
844 |
I think you'd be a great fit here. |
1.3714 |
0.06240 |
105 |
75 |
21 |
9 |
845 |
The previous employee found this position too constraining. |
1.3714 |
0.06091 |
105 |
74 |
23 |
8 |
846 |
Our mental health benefits have been temporarily suspended. |
1.3714 |
0.06091 |
105 |
74 |
23 |
8 |
847 |
According to Wikipedia, we both can't be submissive. |
1.3714 |
0.06240 |
105 |
75 |
21 |
9 |
848 |
Yes, but we can still lean in. |
1.3714 |
0.05783 |
105 |
72 |
27 |
6 |
849 |
It's part of Trump's new groping policy. |
1.3689 |
0.06758 |
103 |
77 |
14 |
12 |
850 |
I think we’ve really succeeded in creating a safe space. |
1.3689 |
0.05687 |
103 |
70 |
28 |
5 |
851 |
Any experience running an asylum? |
1.3689 |
0.06321 |
103 |
74 |
20 |
9 |
852 |
Welcome to magician school. |
1.3689 |
0.05687 |
103 |
70 |
28 |
5 |
853 |
May I ask why you were referred to me? |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
854 |
Does this straight-jacket make me look fat? |
1.3689 |
0.06321 |
103 |
74 |
20 |
9 |
855 |
I told them we're tied up in a meeting. |
1.3689 |
0.06013 |
103 |
72 |
24 |
7 |
856 |
I see from your resume that you are familiar with this jobs constraints |
1.3689 |
0.06321 |
103 |
74 |
20 |
9 |
857 |
Does the mail guy still ask you to sign for stuff? |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
858 |
Can you type with your nose? |
1.3689 |
0.05517 |
103 |
69 |
30 |
4 |
859 |
I see you have many qualifications, but can you type? |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
860 |
I'm still not sure this was the best way to stop all the finger pointing around here. |
1.3689 |
0.06013 |
103 |
72 |
24 |
7 |
861 |
You seem to understand our culture |
1.3689 |
0.05852 |
103 |
71 |
26 |
6 |
862 |
In exchange for casual Fridays, the boss made us agree to straight jacket Mondays. |
1.3689 |
0.06470 |
103 |
75 |
18 |
10 |
863 |
Well, I don't think I care much for your body language either. |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
864 |
I liked the job better when they just let us rant and slap the crap out of each other. |
1.3689 |
0.06616 |
103 |
76 |
16 |
11 |
865 |
If the glass ceiling wasn't enough |
1.3689 |
0.05852 |
103 |
71 |
26 |
6 |
866 |
There's no retirement plan; HR just removes the jacket when you're ready. |
1.3689 |
0.06013 |
103 |
72 |
24 |
7 |
867 |
So, tell me why you think you'd fit in with our company. |
1.3689 |
0.06013 |
103 |
72 |
24 |
7 |
868 |
It's crazy how much work I can get done when I can't check my phone. |
1.3689 |
0.05517 |
103 |
69 |
30 |
4 |
869 |
Turns out the glass ceiling was only the first hurdle. |
1.3689 |
0.06616 |
103 |
76 |
16 |
11 |
870 |
After lunch, my assistant will drop by to hit the ESC key. |
1.3689 |
0.06470 |
103 |
75 |
18 |
10 |
871 |
So you're saying you feel restrained in your current position? |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
872 |
I'll be honest with you. I'm not too sure how to get out of this either... |
1.3689 |
0.06470 |
103 |
75 |
18 |
10 |
873 |
Finally - a therapist who understands me. |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
874 |
At Houdini Corp., no one can escape Casual Friday. |
1.3689 |
0.06758 |
103 |
77 |
14 |
12 |
875 |
I know, right? But we've been able to reduce Carpal Tunnel cases by 80%. |
1.3689 |
0.06013 |
103 |
72 |
24 |
7 |
876 |
I'm free at three. |
1.3689 |
0.06013 |
103 |
72 |
24 |
7 |
877 |
...and what makes you a good fit for Houdini Industries? |
1.3689 |
0.06321 |
103 |
74 |
20 |
9 |
878 |
Our corporate philosophy is, keep doing the same thing over and over, until we get different results. |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
879 |
The mental health benefits offered here are world-class. |
1.3689 |
0.06013 |
103 |
72 |
24 |
7 |
880 |
Maybe we should rethink Straightjacket Fridays. |
1.3689 |
0.06470 |
103 |
75 |
18 |
10 |
881 |
Couldn't HR just have asked us to stop dating? |
1.3689 |
0.06321 |
103 |
74 |
20 |
9 |
882 |
I'm tied up all day today and tomorrow. Are you free any time Thursday? |
1.3689 |
0.06321 |
103 |
74 |
20 |
9 |
883 |
I know we've both been crazy busy..." |
1.3689 |
0.06758 |
103 |
77 |
14 |
12 |
884 |
That's when we bought out management, so now the inmates run the asylum. |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
885 |
Welcome. As you can see, our industry is highly regulated. |
1.3689 |
0.06013 |
103 |
72 |
24 |
7 |
886 |
You remind me of a young me. |
1.3689 |
0.05852 |
103 |
71 |
26 |
6 |
887 |
You're right, nose typing is a bitch. |
1.3689 |
0.05852 |
103 |
71 |
26 |
6 |
888 |
You'll find we're not much for body language. |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
889 |
And you can still do 100 words a minute? Really? |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
890 |
OK it's a deal. If you'll scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. |
1.3679 |
0.06190 |
106 |
76 |
21 |
9 |
891 |
Handcuffs are fine on Casual Fridays. |
1.3679 |
0.06190 |
106 |
76 |
21 |
9 |
892 |
Let's reschedule for a time when we're both freer. |
1.3679 |
0.05416 |
106 |
71 |
31 |
4 |
893 |
Some say the dress code is too restrictive, but I've come to like it. |
1.3679 |
0.06043 |
106 |
75 |
23 |
8 |
894 |
Tell me about a time when you struggled with a particularly difficult garment |
1.3679 |
0.06043 |
106 |
75 |
23 |
8 |
895 |
So, yeah, you'd have to be crazy to take over this job. |
1.3679 |
0.06334 |
106 |
77 |
19 |
10 |
896 |
Do you do your own hair? |
1.3654 |
0.06270 |
104 |
75 |
20 |
9 |
897 |
You must be from the help desk. |
1.3654 |
0.05806 |
104 |
72 |
26 |
6 |
898 |
But on casual Fridays, jackets aren't required. |
1.3654 |
0.06270 |
104 |
75 |
20 |
9 |
899 |
And with the meds, productivity goes way up. |
1.3654 |
0.06270 |
104 |
75 |
20 |
9 |
900 |
I'm sorry, but I'm looking for a typist. |
1.3654 |
0.06417 |
104 |
76 |
18 |
10 |
901 |
Working at EPA under Mr. Trump is going to be so much fun. I see you got your new uniform from his transition team. |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
902 |
It's Houdini Fridays. |
1.3627 |
0.06504 |
102 |
75 |
17 |
10 |
903 |
Quit kicking the desk ! |
1.3627 |
0.06504 |
102 |
75 |
17 |
10 |
904 |
How about "Rock, Paper, Chins?" |
1.3627 |
0.05536 |
102 |
69 |
29 |
4 |
905 |
You'd have to be crazy NOT to work here. |
1.3627 |
0.05877 |
102 |
71 |
25 |
6 |
906 |
Is that your phone or mine? |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
907 |
I see you got your promotion. Congratulations and welcome to management! |
1.3627 |
0.06040 |
102 |
72 |
23 |
7 |
908 |
Welcome to the transition team. I see you already have a uniform. |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
909 |
Sure they're uncomfortable, but they've really cut down on sexual harassment lawsuits. |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
910 |
The new dress code is a bit restrictive, but it cuts down on sexual harassment lawsuits. |
1.3627 |
0.06198 |
102 |
73 |
21 |
8 |
911 |
I also felt that way at first. Eventually you see it as a different kind of freedom. |
1.3627 |
0.06040 |
102 |
72 |
23 |
7 |
912 |
Siri, search "Houdini." |
1.3627 |
0.06504 |
102 |
75 |
17 |
10 |
913 |
It does work--I've lost 5 pounds already. |
1.3627 |
0.06198 |
102 |
73 |
21 |
8 |
914 |
We'd like to give you a raise, but our hands are tied. |
1.3627 |
0.06504 |
102 |
75 |
17 |
10 |
915 |
A raise? Sorry my hands are tied. |
1.3627 |
0.05709 |
102 |
70 |
27 |
5 |
916 |
Can you start tomorrow? We're really in a bind here. |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
917 |
As you might surmise,we are not a very hands on company. |
1.3627 |
0.06040 |
102 |
72 |
23 |
7 |
918 |
And after our last sexual harassment case was settled, we implemented a few changes. |
1.3627 |
0.06198 |
102 |
73 |
21 |
8 |
919 |
You did well on the personality test, but how are your typing skills? |
1.3627 |
0.05877 |
102 |
71 |
25 |
6 |
920 |
You will report to our boss, Mr. Houdini. |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
921 |
It's the hottest women's fashion in the Make America Great campaign. |
1.3627 |
0.06651 |
102 |
76 |
15 |
11 |
922 |
You're bound to be a perfect fit for our company. |
1.3627 |
0.05709 |
102 |
70 |
27 |
5 |
923 |
No, you don't have to be. But it helps. |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
924 |
What's your restraining order for? |
1.3627 |
0.06040 |
102 |
72 |
23 |
7 |
925 |
Finally! A foolproof way for us to stop wasting time on the Internet. |
1.3627 |
0.06504 |
102 |
75 |
17 |
10 |
926 |
Yes, the EPA is different under a Trump administration. |
1.3627 |
0.07076 |
102 |
79 |
9 |
14 |
927 |
I'm flattered by your remarkable restraint, Miss Simpson, but I'm afraid my hands are tied. |
1.3627 |
0.06651 |
102 |
76 |
15 |
11 |
928 |
Am I crazy or is the best interview ever? |
1.3627 |
0.06504 |
102 |
75 |
17 |
10 |
929 |
Well, let me first begin by telling you that our ”Kleptomania” program has a 100 percent success rate! |
1.3627 |
0.06504 |
102 |
75 |
17 |
10 |
930 |
I guess they are serious about us learning to use Siri? |
1.3627 |
0.06040 |
102 |
72 |
23 |
7 |
931 |
Please tell me you left the door unlocked. |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
932 |
We at Tech Tech believe that physical constraints encourage creativity. Raise your hand if you agree. |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
933 |
This binding arbitration makes it impossible to get anything done! |
1.3627 |
0.06198 |
102 |
73 |
21 |
8 |
934 |
Like a lot of therapists, I got into it to work on my own issues. |
1.3627 |
0.06040 |
102 |
72 |
23 |
7 |
935 |
It's an insane place to work-you'll love it! |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
936 |
Sometimes it gets nuts around here...you'll fit right in. |
1.3627 |
0.05877 |
102 |
71 |
25 |
6 |
937 |
I wish I could help you, Jill, but my hands are tied. |
1.3627 |
0.06504 |
102 |
75 |
17 |
10 |
938 |
When I first came this place was bedlam. |
1.3627 |
0.06198 |
102 |
73 |
21 |
8 |
939 |
I'd help you out, but my hands are tied. |
1.3627 |
0.06198 |
102 |
73 |
21 |
8 |
940 |
The new dress code is a bit restrictive. |
1.3627 |
0.05877 |
102 |
71 |
25 |
6 |
941 |
First question , do you feel comfortable with the constraints this company puts on its' employees? |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
942 |
You're hired! Welcome to the Trump administration. |
1.3627 |
0.06651 |
102 |
76 |
15 |
11 |
943 |
Do you think the dress code is too restrictive? |
1.3627 |
0.05877 |
102 |
71 |
25 |
6 |
944 |
I thought this would be the safest way to discuss our mutual interest in Tom. |
1.3627 |
0.06504 |
102 |
75 |
17 |
10 |
945 |
You realize this position means you'll be tied up at work a lot? |
1.3627 |
0.06040 |
102 |
72 |
23 |
7 |
946 |
You understand that we have a binding agreement? |
1.3627 |
0.06040 |
102 |
72 |
23 |
7 |
947 |
This company adheres to a very strict hands off policy. |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
948 |
You're right. This social media detox is brutal. |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
949 |
Yes, insane is the new black. |
1.3627 |
0.05536 |
102 |
69 |
29 |
4 |
950 |
In the service of full disclosure, we like to give applicants a sense of what it feels like to work here. |
1.3627 |
0.06651 |
102 |
76 |
15 |
11 |
951 |
I like an employee that shows a lot of restraint |
1.3627 |
0.06040 |
102 |
72 |
23 |
7 |
952 |
I can't wait until Thorazine Thursday. |
1.3627 |
0.06353 |
102 |
74 |
19 |
9 |
953 |
Management is strictly hands off here. |
1.3627 |
0.06651 |
102 |
76 |
15 |
11 |
954 |
Tell me about a challenge that you overcame at work or school. |
1.3627 |
0.05536 |
102 |
69 |
29 |
4 |
955 |
On the upside, Siri and I have become really close. |
1.3627 |
0.06198 |
102 |
73 |
21 |
8 |
956 |
Casual fridays are a big perk around here. |
1.3627 |
0.06198 |
102 |
73 |
21 |
8 |
957 |
I may be crazy, but I think we discovered the cure for compulsive texting. |
1.3564 |
0.05555 |
101 |
69 |
28 |
4 |
958 |
It's more than a metaphor, it's a dress code here at Houdini, Inc. |
1.3564 |
0.06227 |
101 |
73 |
20 |
8 |
959 |
Glass ceiling? What about the damn straight jackets? |
1.3564 |
0.06538 |
101 |
75 |
16 |
10 |
960 |
Call me crazy but I like your style! |
1.3564 |
0.05901 |
101 |
71 |
24 |
6 |
961 |
I personally find this job is a bit confining... |
1.3564 |
0.05731 |
101 |
70 |
26 |
5 |
962 |
These new Anti Groping Policy has interfered with my productivity. |
1.3564 |
0.06687 |
101 |
76 |
14 |
11 |
963 |
Think of it as a self hug. |
1.3564 |
0.06066 |
101 |
72 |
22 |
7 |
964 |
Has your day been as crazy as mine? |
1.3564 |
0.05731 |
101 |
70 |
26 |
5 |
965 |
And what makes you think you'd be perfect for this job? |
1.3564 |
0.05901 |
101 |
71 |
24 |
6 |
966 |
So, what makes you think you'd be a good fit for our company? |
1.3564 |
0.06538 |
101 |
75 |
16 |
10 |
967 |
Welcome to Kleptomaniacs Anonymous. |
1.3564 |
0.06538 |
101 |
75 |
16 |
10 |
968 |
Tell them we're tied up for the foreseeable future. |
1.3564 |
0.05731 |
101 |
70 |
26 |
5 |
969 |
If you can get out of the straight jacket before me, the job is yours. |
1.3564 |
0.06227 |
101 |
73 |
20 |
8 |
970 |
When I look at you, Janice, I'm reminded of a younger me. |
1.3564 |
0.05555 |
101 |
69 |
28 |
4 |
971 |
As you may be aware, my management style is strictly hands-off. |
1.3564 |
0.05901 |
101 |
71 |
24 |
6 |
972 |
Sounds like another crazy idea - tell me more. |
1.3564 |
0.05555 |
101 |
69 |
28 |
4 |
973 |
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to let you go |
1.3564 |
0.06384 |
101 |
74 |
18 |
9 |
974 |
Your just the type of employee we were looking for. |
1.3564 |
0.06384 |
101 |
74 |
18 |
9 |
975 |
You seem very straight-laced. I like that! |
1.3564 |
0.06227 |
101 |
73 |
20 |
8 |
976 |
A glass ceiling is the least of our problems. |
1.3564 |
0.05901 |
101 |
71 |
24 |
6 |
977 |
Before we finalize your performance review, I need to understand whether you are enthusiastically embracing or sarcastically mocking the new corporate dress code. |
1.3564 |
0.06227 |
101 |
73 |
20 |
8 |
978 |
Let's put our heads together and see if the three of us can't think of a solution. |
1.3564 |
0.06538 |
101 |
75 |
16 |
10 |
979 |
I'd love to move forward with your proposal, but my hands are tied. |
1.3564 |
0.06538 |
101 |
75 |
16 |
10 |
980 |
They did say you had to be crazy to work here. |
1.3564 |
0.05901 |
101 |
71 |
24 |
6 |
981 |
The job is yours if you can scratch my nose. |
1.3564 |
0.06538 |
101 |
75 |
16 |
10 |
982 |
Let's ask Siri. |
1.3564 |
0.06384 |
101 |
74 |
18 |
9 |
983 |
And I think you'll be a perfect fit for our hands-off style of management. |
1.3564 |
0.06227 |
101 |
73 |
20 |
8 |
984 |
Hey Siri, pencil her in for the 12th. |
1.3564 |
0.06066 |
101 |
72 |
22 |
7 |
985 |
So, now you know why we use voice recognition software. |
1.3564 |
0.06066 |
101 |
72 |
22 |
7 |
986 |
We run a very hands-off operation. |
1.3564 |
0.06227 |
101 |
73 |
20 |
8 |
987 |
I wish I could help, but my hands are tied. |
1.3564 |
0.06066 |
101 |
72 |
22 |
7 |
988 |
I must be crazy but...you're hired. |
1.3564 |
0.06066 |
101 |
72 |
22 |
7 |
989 |
If you complete the application for the Harry Houdini Fan Club in two minutes you're in. |
1.3564 |
0.06538 |
101 |
75 |
16 |
10 |
990 |
Between you and me, I find the dress code a bit restrictive. |
1.3564 |
0.06227 |
101 |
73 |
20 |
8 |
991 |
I'd love to hire you but my hands are...well, you know. |
1.3564 |
0.06384 |
101 |
74 |
18 |
9 |
992 |
Well, I think that about wraps up the interview |
1.3564 |
0.05901 |
101 |
71 |
24 |
6 |
993 |
Welcome to the White House |
1.3564 |
0.06538 |
101 |
75 |
16 |
10 |
994 |
It looks like we are both tied up. Let's reschedule next week. |
1.3564 |
0.06687 |
101 |
76 |
14 |
11 |
995 |
Why do you think you would be a good fit in our company? |
1.3564 |
0.06066 |
101 |
72 |
22 |
7 |
996 |
Is this the only way to quit social media? |
1.3564 |
0.05901 |
101 |
71 |
24 |
6 |
997 |
It's always crazy around here during the holidays. |
1.3564 |
0.05555 |
101 |
69 |
28 |
4 |
998 |
My itch is right in the middle of my back. Where's yours? |
1.3564 |
0.05901 |
101 |
71 |
24 |
6 |
999 |
Let's call it the Houdini Diet. |
1.3564 |
0.06227 |
101 |
73 |
20 |
8 |
1000 |
Seriously? You really don’t think women are given the same opportunity here as men? |
1.3564 |
0.05901 |
101 |
71 |
24 |
6 |
1001 |
I'm tied up all week too. |
1.3564 |
0.06227 |
101 |
73 |
20 |
8 |
1002 |
Can you recall a time you overcame adversity? Right now doesn't count. |
1.3564 |
0.06227 |
101 |
73 |
20 |
8 |
1003 |
Of course, the one day I didn't bring my handsfree device. |
1.3564 |
0.06066 |
101 |
72 |
22 |
7 |
1004 |
Yes, the inmates are now running the asylum. |
1.3564 |
0.06687 |
101 |
76 |
14 |
11 |
1005 |
No, YOU google Houdini. |
1.3564 |
0.06834 |
101 |
77 |
12 |
12 |
1006 |
I hate these no-texting Tuesdays too. |
1.3564 |
0.06066 |
101 |
72 |
22 |
7 |
1007 |
You can be strait with me. |
1.3564 |
0.05901 |
101 |
71 |
24 |
6 |
1008 |
Even by our standards you're wound a little too tight, Marcy. |
1.3564 |
0.06227 |
101 |
73 |
20 |
8 |
1009 |
I see you're feeling the same way about the election as I am. |
1.3529 |
0.06176 |
102 |
74 |
20 |
8 |
1010 |
I know it's uncomfortable but it's part of that new law Republicans passed to keep women and minorities from voting. |
1.3529 |
0.06483 |
102 |
76 |
16 |
10 |
1011 |
I love your outfit. |
1.3500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
72 |
21 |
7 |
1012 |
Ok, I get it - no more 'reply all' |
1.3500 |
0.06416 |
100 |
74 |
17 |
9 |
1013 |
I preferred it when they used mediators. |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
1014 |
Next time I'm going to ask for the gay jacket. |
1.3500 |
0.06872 |
100 |
77 |
11 |
12 |
1015 |
Are you tied up for lunch? |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
1016 |
Together, we can make the asylum great again. |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
1017 |
It gets a little crazy around here, but I see from your resume' that you have previous experience with that. |
1.3500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
72 |
21 |
7 |
1018 |
These new computer security measures are crazy. |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
1019 |
Crazy week, right? |
1.3500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
72 |
21 |
7 |
1020 |
Honestly, I prefer casual Friday. |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
1021 |
So, we start each new hire with our disorientation program. |
1.3500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
72 |
21 |
7 |
1022 |
You seem like a good fit. |
1.3500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
72 |
21 |
7 |
1023 |
I know we've had our differences, but things will improve now that we are showing some restraint. |
1.3500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
72 |
21 |
7 |
1024 |
I prefer a hands-off approach, too. |
1.3500 |
0.06416 |
100 |
74 |
17 |
9 |
1025 |
My nose itches. |
1.3500 |
0.06416 |
100 |
74 |
17 |
9 |
1026 |
You seem to be a great fit for our company. |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
1027 |
I think this new diet is going to work great for both of us |
1.3500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
69 |
27 |
4 |
1028 |
I don't know about you, Barb, but while I still crave the nicotine, I don't have to worry about what to do with my hands. |
1.3500 |
0.05925 |
100 |
71 |
23 |
6 |
1029 |
The good news is the new uniform policy has reduced harassment claims... |
1.3500 |
0.06571 |
100 |
75 |
15 |
10 |
1030 |
Looks to me that you are bound to get this job. |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
1031 |
We try to take a hands off approach around here. |
1.3500 |
0.06571 |
100 |
75 |
15 |
10 |
1032 |
we've both been so tied up.. we finally have a chance to meet face to face. |
1.3500 |
0.06416 |
100 |
74 |
17 |
9 |
1033 |
I want to be straight with you Jackie. |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
1034 |
Who are you wearing? |
1.3500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
72 |
21 |
7 |
1035 |
I lost 7 lbs last week and it beats eating Kale |
1.3500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
72 |
21 |
7 |
1036 |
I guess it's one way of keeping us off our cellphones. |
1.3500 |
0.05752 |
100 |
70 |
25 |
5 |
1037 |
And of course, there's casual fridays. |
1.3500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
72 |
21 |
7 |
1038 |
We rarely see a job applicant so much in tune with our company's values. |
1.3500 |
0.05925 |
100 |
71 |
23 |
6 |
1039 |
We use restraint here. |
1.3469 |
0.06663 |
98 |
74 |
14 |
10 |
1040 |
I'm not crazy about the new dress code. |
1.3469 |
0.05637 |
98 |
68 |
26 |
4 |
1041 |
Wish I could help you but my hands are tied. |
1.3469 |
0.05998 |
98 |
70 |
22 |
6 |
1042 |
I feel bound to advise you that the position can sometimes be very uncomfortable. |
1.3469 |
0.06663 |
98 |
74 |
14 |
10 |
1043 |
Love the shoes! |
1.3469 |
0.06171 |
98 |
71 |
20 |
7 |
1044 |
I'm afraid my hands are tied in this matter. |
1.3469 |
0.06171 |
98 |
71 |
20 |
7 |
1045 |
Honestly, I love working here… but the dress-code sucks! |
1.3469 |
0.06171 |
98 |
71 |
20 |
7 |
1046 |
It's not unusual to get tied up at the office |
1.3469 |
0.05998 |
98 |
70 |
22 |
6 |
1047 |
No, I'm so sorry. I can't validate your parking. |
1.3469 |
0.06171 |
98 |
71 |
20 |
7 |
1048 |
My husband doesn't take me seriously when I tell him I'm tied up at work. |
1.3469 |
0.06171 |
98 |
71 |
20 |
7 |
1049 |
Tell me why you'd like to enroll here at The Houdini School. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
1050 |
So, who does your hair? |
1.3469 |
0.05998 |
98 |
70 |
22 |
6 |
1051 |
We could file a complaint with Human Resources but their hands are tied too. |
1.3469 |
0.05998 |
98 |
70 |
22 |
6 |
1052 |
I never interpreted binding arbitration literally |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
1053 |
So much for freedom of the press |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
1054 |
I love your jacket. I got mine at Loony Bin's. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
1055 |
Your resume is impressive. What else do you think qualifies you to work at the Apex Fruit Cake Company? |
1.3469 |
0.06663 |
98 |
74 |
14 |
10 |
1056 |
You'll love "bring your imaginary friend to work" day. |
1.3469 |
0.05998 |
98 |
70 |
22 |
6 |
1057 |
Tell me why you think you are suitable for a position with our organization |
1.3469 |
0.06503 |
98 |
73 |
16 |
9 |
1058 |
This is a special program for two-time text offenders. |
1.3469 |
0.05998 |
98 |
70 |
22 |
6 |
1059 |
I was normal until I woke up on November 9. You? |
1.3469 |
0.06663 |
98 |
74 |
14 |
10 |
1060 |
These are not required on casual Fridays. |
1.3469 |
0.06171 |
98 |
71 |
20 |
7 |
1061 |
Yes I think you'll fit in here quite well. |
1.3469 |
0.05820 |
98 |
69 |
24 |
5 |
1062 |
Where do I see myself in five years? Hopefully, wearing your straight jacket." |
1.3469 |
0.06503 |
98 |
73 |
16 |
9 |
1063 |
I would like to help but our hands are tied. |
1.3469 |
0.05820 |
98 |
69 |
24 |
5 |
1064 |
You're hired. Enjoy your padded cubicle. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
1065 |
I see you have experience in a high stress environment. |
1.3469 |
0.06503 |
98 |
73 |
16 |
9 |
1066 |
I'm sorry, but my hands are tied. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
1067 |
Where do you see yourself in five years? |
1.3469 |
0.06503 |
98 |
73 |
16 |
9 |
1068 |
So why are you qualified to be one of the inmates running the asylum? |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
1069 |
Another year, another manager returning from a team-building seminar. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
1070 |
I can't wait for casual friday |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
1071 |
Look, I'm not crazy about it either. |
1.3469 |
0.06171 |
98 |
71 |
20 |
7 |
1072 |
As you know, my door is always open. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
1073 |
They say I'm the perfect editor. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
1074 |
Yes, it's a very safe work environment.. |
1.3469 |
0.05637 |
98 |
68 |
26 |
4 |
1075 |
It's frustrating but our hands are tied. |
1.3469 |
0.05998 |
98 |
70 |
22 |
6 |
1076 |
Madam Secretary! This is not what I meant by "arms control." |
1.3469 |
0.06503 |
98 |
73 |
16 |
9 |
1077 |
How did you ever get your hair to look so great? |
1.3469 |
0.06171 |
98 |
71 |
20 |
7 |
1078 |
Are you really that empathetic, Dr., or am I just projecting? |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
1079 |
I'm sorry, but we're only seeking candidates who recently swallowed a key. |
1.3469 |
0.06663 |
98 |
74 |
14 |
10 |
1080 |
Wow. The inmates really do run the asylum. |
1.3469 |
0.06171 |
98 |
71 |
20 |
7 |
1081 |
When I said the job offered flexibility, I meant the hours. |
1.3469 |
0.05820 |
98 |
69 |
24 |
5 |
1082 |
You guessed it, the inmates do run the asylum. |
1.3469 |
0.06972 |
98 |
76 |
10 |
12 |
1083 |
I can see you're tied up too, so can we reschedule for tomorrow? |
1.3469 |
0.05447 |
98 |
67 |
28 |
3 |
1084 |
Turns out, you do have to be crazy to work here. But it doesn't help. |
1.3465 |
0.06515 |
101 |
76 |
15 |
10 |
1085 |
I'm thinking about leaving too. There's just no job mobility here. |
1.3434 |
0.06285 |
99 |
73 |
18 |
8 |
1086 |
The mental health days aren't working. |
1.3434 |
0.05772 |
99 |
70 |
24 |
5 |
1087 |
How shall we submit our winning caption? |
1.3431 |
0.06308 |
102 |
76 |
17 |
9 |
1088 |
Management has found far less looting of supplies this way. |
1.3402 |
0.06535 |
97 |
73 |
15 |
9 |
1089 |
We got off easy. The guys are in a shark tank! |
1.3402 |
0.05654 |
97 |
68 |
25 |
4 |
1090 |
I got mine at the outlet store and saved 40%. |
1.3402 |
0.06198 |
97 |
71 |
19 |
7 |
1091 |
150 words per minute, that's impressive ! |
1.3402 |
0.05841 |
97 |
69 |
23 |
5 |
1092 |
I know you're tied up, but I'm in a real bind. |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1093 |
So, what makes you think you would fit within this organization? |
1.3402 |
0.06369 |
97 |
72 |
17 |
8 |
1094 |
Where do you see yourself in five minutes? |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1095 |
We're making America sane again. |
1.3402 |
0.06535 |
97 |
73 |
15 |
9 |
1096 |
I started out in your chair. |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1097 |
HR is not so high on escape clauses. |
1.3402 |
0.05654 |
97 |
68 |
25 |
4 |
1098 |
Tell me about a time when you faced adversity. |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1099 |
This way the nicotine patch doesn't fall off. |
1.3402 |
0.05654 |
97 |
68 |
25 |
4 |
1100 |
I wasn't sure what shoes went with it. |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1101 |
Welcome to the asylum. Do you want to run the place, or just run around the place? |
1.3402 |
0.05841 |
97 |
69 |
23 |
5 |
1102 |
Ironically, I'm much more productive these days. |
1.3402 |
0.05841 |
97 |
69 |
23 |
5 |
1103 |
Welcome To Voice Activated Inc. |
1.3402 |
0.05654 |
97 |
68 |
25 |
4 |
1104 |
What leads to your interest in Houdini Enterprises? |
1.3402 |
0.05841 |
97 |
69 |
23 |
5 |
1105 |
They really want you to feel the metaphors here. |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1106 |
What makes you qualified to work in the Trump Administration? |
1.3402 |
0.06856 |
97 |
75 |
11 |
11 |
1107 |
Let's switch seats again! |
1.3402 |
0.06198 |
97 |
71 |
19 |
7 |
1108 |
Yes, we are a closely held company. Why do you ask? |
1.3402 |
0.05841 |
97 |
69 |
23 |
5 |
1109 |
I understand your last position was upside down in a tank of water. |
1.3402 |
0.06535 |
97 |
73 |
15 |
9 |
1110 |
I would keep you on if I could, but our hands are tied |
1.3402 |
0.06369 |
97 |
72 |
17 |
8 |
1111 |
What makes you think that the inmates are running the asylum? |
1.3402 |
0.05261 |
97 |
66 |
29 |
2 |
1112 |
Relax. We are merely removing body language cues out of the interview. |
1.3402 |
0.06198 |
97 |
71 |
19 |
7 |
1113 |
Okay...that's a wrap! |
1.3402 |
0.06856 |
97 |
75 |
11 |
11 |
1114 |
We don't publicize the thirteenth step. |
1.3402 |
0.06698 |
97 |
74 |
13 |
10 |
1115 |
I think we can find a place for you here. |
1.3402 |
0.05841 |
97 |
69 |
23 |
5 |
1116 |
Perhaps you'd be interested in joining our soccer team. |
1.3402 |
0.06198 |
97 |
71 |
19 |
7 |
1117 |
When I said that I get tied up in meetings, I wasn't being figurative. |
1.3402 |
0.05654 |
97 |
68 |
25 |
4 |
1118 |
What do you mean "You don't have to be crazy to work here?" |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1119 |
Finally, we are actually running the asylum. |
1.3402 |
0.06535 |
97 |
73 |
15 |
9 |
1120 |
Well first let me welcome you to the Harry Houdini school for performing arts. |
1.3402 |
0.06198 |
97 |
71 |
19 |
7 |
1121 |
We're not into touchy-feely here. |
1.3402 |
0.06198 |
97 |
71 |
19 |
7 |
1122 |
Your willingness to keep things under wraps makes you seem like a good fit. |
1.3402 |
0.05461 |
97 |
67 |
27 |
3 |
1123 |
Alright, then. Your experience looks good. Your references are great. Let's talk about your commitment. |
1.3402 |
0.05654 |
97 |
68 |
25 |
4 |
1124 |
I've called you in here because I need to do a Ctrl-Alt-Del. |
1.3402 |
0.06698 |
97 |
74 |
13 |
10 |
1125 |
Before we offer you a job at the EPA, we want to make sure you understand the culture. |
1.3402 |
0.06535 |
97 |
73 |
15 |
9 |
1126 |
What makes you think you're qualified to work for the Trump administration? |
1.3402 |
0.06369 |
97 |
72 |
17 |
8 |
1127 |
With your help we can make this the best inmate run asylum in the nation. |
1.3402 |
0.06198 |
97 |
71 |
19 |
7 |
1128 |
In what asylum do you see yourself in 5 years? |
1.3402 |
0.05841 |
97 |
69 |
23 |
5 |
1129 |
We have resorted to binding arbitration |
1.3402 |
0.06198 |
97 |
71 |
19 |
7 |
1130 |
I can see you and I think a lot alike. |
1.3402 |
0.05461 |
97 |
67 |
27 |
3 |
1131 |
One of your coworkers has informed me you had a moment of sanity. |
1.3402 |
0.06198 |
97 |
71 |
19 |
7 |
1132 |
And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. |
1.3402 |
0.06535 |
97 |
73 |
15 |
9 |
1133 |
How many words per minute can you peck? |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1134 |
Riverdance girls fit right in. |
1.3402 |
0.06198 |
97 |
71 |
19 |
7 |
1135 |
I see you are qualified. You have to be crazy to work here. |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1136 |
Yes it's true. The inmates are running the asylum. |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1137 |
Looks like you're a perfect fit for our organization |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1138 |
What attracted you to our company? |
1.3402 |
0.06535 |
97 |
73 |
15 |
9 |
1139 |
We offer a competitive benefits package and your own padded cubicle. |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1140 |
I have to pee. |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1141 |
Outside of nail biting, any other bad habits? |
1.3402 |
0.06198 |
97 |
71 |
19 |
7 |
1142 |
OK at this point in the interview I'm going to need you to dislocate your shoulder. |
1.3402 |
0.06369 |
97 |
72 |
17 |
8 |
1143 |
We've found it the most effective way to discourage clawing your way to the top. |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1144 |
Well, at least the company has started hiring more women. |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1145 |
I see a lot of my younger self in you--bound and determined to succeed. |
1.3402 |
0.06022 |
97 |
70 |
21 |
6 |
1146 |
I see you're on a social media break too. |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1147 |
The HR Dept. found that body language creates confusion, so it's not allowed |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1148 |
Call me crazy, but I think your resume is a perfect match! |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1149 |
Sanity is not a requisite for employment here. |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1150 |
The best thing about working here is you don't have to wash your hands after using the restroom. |
1.3333 |
0.06567 |
96 |
73 |
14 |
9 |
1151 |
It's a Zen thing. Restrict the body, free the mind. |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1152 |
Me? A magic act gone bad. You? |
1.3333 |
0.05475 |
96 |
67 |
26 |
3 |
1153 |
You seem ideal for our "hands-off" management style. |
1.3333 |
0.06567 |
96 |
73 |
14 |
9 |
1154 |
It shouldn't take long for you to fit in. |
1.3333 |
0.05475 |
96 |
67 |
26 |
3 |
1155 |
Welcome to your interview at The Houdini Institute. One, two, three – go! |
1.3333 |
0.07050 |
96 |
76 |
8 |
12 |
1156 |
So, it's a wrap, then? |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1157 |
I miss our old padded expense accounts. |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1158 |
The Department Chair assures me that the new academic restraints are only temporary, |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1159 |
Siri gets a real workout. |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1160 |
Actually, we've been running the asylum since November 8th. |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1161 |
This comes right before 'final written warning.' |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1162 |
Did you take my hands-free headset? |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1163 |
How did you you hear about Houdini Enterprises? |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1164 |
I like your style. Very straight-laced. |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1165 |
Are you quitting Facebook too? |
1.3333 |
0.06567 |
96 |
73 |
14 |
9 |
1166 |
I hate getting tied up in meetings. |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1167 |
They're still better than the Nehru jackets. |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1168 |
If you can get out of the straight-jacket faster than I can, you're hired. |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1169 |
You'd have to be crazy NOT to work here. |
1.3333 |
0.06567 |
96 |
73 |
14 |
9 |
1170 |
It's effective though. Haven't checked my phone in hours. |
1.3333 |
0.06732 |
96 |
74 |
12 |
10 |
1171 |
i think they're calling it a gender neutral jacket now |
1.3333 |
0.06732 |
96 |
74 |
12 |
10 |
1172 |
One of us is going to have to change. |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1173 |
We're looking for someone who can operate under certain constraints. |
1.3333 |
0.05671 |
96 |
68 |
24 |
4 |
1174 |
So, I guess you're not allowed on the internet during lunch either. |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1175 |
Are you tied up next week? |
1.3333 |
0.05270 |
96 |
66 |
28 |
2 |
1176 |
I always say you should dress for the job you want. |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1177 |
At least I'm at low risk for carpal tunnel syndrome. |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1178 |
You'll fit right in with our corporate culture. |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1179 |
It's a glass ceiling thing. |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1180 |
You're just the fit we've been looking for. |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1181 |
A word to the wise... try not to drink too much coffee. |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1182 |
Our last corporate culture was too hands-on. |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1183 |
The work environment here is really insane. |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1184 |
...so, why do you think you're a fit for our company culture? |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1185 |
I've been tied up in meetings all day. |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1186 |
I still think this is the best way to kick the social media habit |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1187 |
For us, it's not just a saying. We literally run the place. |
1.3333 |
0.06567 |
96 |
73 |
14 |
9 |
1188 |
I would love to give you a raise but like you my hands are tied. |
1.3333 |
0.07050 |
96 |
76 |
8 |
12 |
1189 |
Now that we can't pick-up our iPhones, we can actually get some work done. |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1190 |
Mine itches. Yours? |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1191 |
If you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours. |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1192 |
I'm sorry I slapped you, too. |
1.3333 |
0.06567 |
96 |
73 |
14 |
9 |
1193 |
It's just four years |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1194 |
It's a temporary precaution until the glass ceiling is repaired. |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1195 |
This is a very stressful position but you may be the perfect candidate to fill it... |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1196 |
Surely you can understand my position...I'd like to help you but my hands are tied. |
1.3333 |
0.06567 |
96 |
73 |
14 |
9 |
1197 |
You won't be issued keys. All the doors lock from the outside. |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1198 |
So...where would you like to be in five years? |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1199 |
I'm really hoping to let loose at the Christmas party |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1200 |
I think you'll fit in just fine here. |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1201 |
My nose itches. |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1202 |
We do, however, observe Casual Fridays. |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1203 |
Siri! Please contact Houdini! |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1204 |
I know you are but what am I |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1205 |
You're fine, thank you. How am I? |
1.3333 |
0.06732 |
96 |
74 |
12 |
10 |
1206 |
So how's your diet going? |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1207 |
It looks like you'll fit in very well with the new direction here at the EPA. |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1208 |
We need a more flexible dress code! |
1.3333 |
0.05671 |
96 |
68 |
24 |
4 |
1209 |
This an all holds barred interview. |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1210 |
Where do you see yourself in five years at Houdini, Inc.? |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1211 |
If you are more interested in stocks than bonds, you should have told us that when we hired you. |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1212 |
Apparently we were getting a little too close to the glass ceiling... |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1213 |
E.P.A. Orientation, 1/20/17. |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1214 |
According to my calendar, we'll be tied up for the next hour. |
1.3333 |
0.05671 |
96 |
68 |
24 |
4 |
1215 |
We were hoping you could lend us a hand. |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1216 |
Here at the Houdini School we take an unorthodox approach to interviews. |
1.3333 |
0.06732 |
96 |
74 |
12 |
10 |
1217 |
Any more loose ends that need tieing up? |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1218 |
... I guess we have to stay for the office Christmas party. |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1219 |
Mr. Trump is pleased to offer you the position of Under Secretary of Mental Health Services. Congratulations. |
1.3333 |
0.07050 |
96 |
76 |
8 |
12 |
1220 |
On the flip side, use of social media during work hours is at an all time low. |
1.3333 |
0.05671 |
96 |
68 |
24 |
4 |
1221 |
How do you think you would fit in the President-elect's administration? |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1222 |
Armani? |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1223 |
Where do you see your selves in five years? |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1224 |
The designer told me it was an original . |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1225 |
Do you ever get an itch? |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1226 |
Now that we're no longer looking at our phones, what was it that you wanted to meet about? |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1227 |
This might seem crazy but you might be just what we need. |
1.3333 |
0.05671 |
96 |
68 |
24 |
4 |
1228 |
I'm just trying to get the feel for the next four years with Trump. |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1229 |
These team-building exercises never end well. |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1230 |
This election has been tough on all of us. |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1231 |
I would love to help you but my hands are tied. |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1232 |
We like candidates that appear restrained. |
1.3333 |
0.05861 |
96 |
69 |
22 |
5 |
1233 |
Thank you for interviewing with the Department of Energy. |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1234 |
J. C. Penney. Twenty-five bucks! Where'd you get yours? |
1.3333 |
0.06046 |
96 |
70 |
20 |
6 |
1235 |
I've got the perfect job for you on our government transition team. |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
1236 |
I'd really like to, but my hands are tied. |
1.3333 |
0.06224 |
96 |
71 |
18 |
7 |
1237 |
Since the election, we've found this the best way to keep from breaking furniture. |
1.3299 |
0.06508 |
97 |
74 |
14 |
9 |
1238 |
...and where do you see yourselves in five years. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1239 |
If you can get loose, and get me loose, you're hired. |
1.3298 |
0.06123 |
94 |
69 |
19 |
6 |
1240 |
We run a hands off approach here. |
1.3298 |
0.06660 |
94 |
72 |
13 |
9 |
1241 |
I know that my decision to have you succeed me may come as a surprise. |
1.3298 |
0.05933 |
94 |
68 |
21 |
5 |
1242 |
I miss casual Fridays. |
1.3298 |
0.06123 |
94 |
69 |
19 |
6 |
1243 |
I see something in you that makes me think you will be a great fit for this company. |
1.3298 |
0.05933 |
94 |
68 |
21 |
5 |
1244 |
We're all very much committed here to the firm. |
1.3298 |
0.05933 |
94 |
68 |
21 |
5 |
1245 |
Running the asylum isn't as easy as it looks. |
1.3298 |
0.06660 |
94 |
72 |
13 |
9 |
1246 |
If I scratch your back, would you scratch mine? |
1.3298 |
0.06123 |
94 |
69 |
19 |
6 |
1247 |
You're hired. I can't put my finger on it, but I believe you're going to be a perfect fit with my company. |
1.3298 |
0.05933 |
94 |
68 |
21 |
5 |
1248 |
You seem overqualified. |
1.3298 |
0.06830 |
94 |
73 |
11 |
10 |
1249 |
You don't have to be crazy to work here. |
1.3298 |
0.06123 |
94 |
69 |
19 |
6 |
1250 |
What anti-psychotic do you see yourself on in 5 years? |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1251 |
It's a wrap. |
1.3298 |
0.05933 |
94 |
68 |
21 |
5 |
1252 |
Maybe Siri can help us out. |
1.3298 |
0.05737 |
94 |
67 |
23 |
4 |
1253 |
Strangely, productivity has increased. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
1254 |
At least we're not tongue tied. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
1255 |
This new dress code is driving me crazy. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1256 |
I'd love to go, but I'm all tied up. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1257 |
I mean, it's not like we tweet any more than the President elect. |
1.3298 |
0.06830 |
94 |
73 |
11 |
10 |
1258 |
I would love to help you but as you can see, my hands are tied. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1259 |
I'm not so sure your problem is that unique. |
1.3298 |
0.05737 |
94 |
67 |
23 |
4 |
1260 |
You have to use your head to be successful in here. |
1.3298 |
0.05737 |
94 |
67 |
23 |
4 |
1261 |
We focus on prevention here at Crotch Grabbers Anonymous. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
1262 |
I'll file your complaint about the dress code as soon as I have a free hand. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
1263 |
I see you are familiar with the constraints of working for this administration. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1264 |
Let's get straight to the point. This job is a little confining. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1265 |
You don't have to be crazy to work here it helps. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1266 |
Look, I'd love to help you, but my hands are tied. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
1267 |
Let's make this quick. Looks like we're both strapped for time. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1268 |
We've never been accused of lack of restraint. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1269 |
You know, I could tell straight-away that you were perfect for this place. |
1.3298 |
0.05933 |
94 |
68 |
21 |
5 |
1270 |
I'm 100% committed to this project. You? |
1.3298 |
0.06123 |
94 |
69 |
19 |
6 |
1271 |
Despite having the most committed employees, productivity was still surprisingly low. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
1272 |
So, what interests you about working in the Trump White House? |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1273 |
Here we don't climb the corporate ladder so much as hop. |
1.3298 |
0.06123 |
94 |
69 |
19 |
6 |
1274 |
You appear to be overqualified for this position. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1275 |
You don't have to be nuts to work here, but it helps! |
1.3298 |
0.05933 |
94 |
68 |
21 |
5 |
1276 |
Yes, sometimes I find this work a little restrictive. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
1277 |
We are bound to like each other. |
1.3298 |
0.06123 |
94 |
69 |
19 |
6 |
1278 |
Well, that about wraps it up. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
1279 |
No one said this job was going to be easy. |
1.3298 |
0.05933 |
94 |
68 |
21 |
5 |
1280 |
Why can't they just restrain our middle fingers? |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1281 |
We've found this to be the most effective approach to prevent checking mobile devices during meetings. |
1.3298 |
0.06660 |
94 |
72 |
13 |
9 |
1282 |
HR says it is already reducing sexual harassment claims. |
1.3298 |
0.05933 |
94 |
68 |
21 |
5 |
1283 |
No, I don't think that, 'You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours,' would work here. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
1284 |
So what can't I help you with? |
1.3298 |
0.05737 |
94 |
67 |
23 |
4 |
1285 |
So, why are you interested in a position with The New Yorker? |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
1286 |
That's actually not the craziest thing I've ever heard. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1287 |
I'm beginning to think the red tape wasn't so bad after all. |
1.3298 |
0.05933 |
94 |
68 |
21 |
5 |
1288 |
They've replaced the glass ceiling with a padded one. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
1289 |
No, you don't have to be. But it helps. |
1.3298 |
0.06123 |
94 |
69 |
19 |
6 |
1290 |
Yes, this is a patient-run mental hospital. Welcome! |
1.3298 |
0.05933 |
94 |
68 |
21 |
5 |
1291 |
Designing voice recognition software, fortunately. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1292 |
Permission to speak freely. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1293 |
You look like a perfect fit for this job. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
1294 |
It's normal. I've been on the program for a year and still have urges to check my Facebook page at work. |
1.3298 |
0.05534 |
94 |
66 |
25 |
3 |
1295 |
Regardless of my breakdown, your session will still be billed. |
1.3298 |
0.06830 |
94 |
73 |
11 |
10 |
1296 |
Uh oh, number one or number two? |
1.3298 |
0.06660 |
94 |
72 |
13 |
9 |
1297 |
One of us should take notes. |
1.3298 |
0.05933 |
94 |
68 |
21 |
5 |
1298 |
I understand but my hands are tied too. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
1299 |
We are an equal opportunity employer. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
1300 |
I see you've heard about our dress code. |
1.3298 |
0.05933 |
94 |
68 |
21 |
5 |
1301 |
Well, I guess, that ties up all the loose ends. |
1.3263 |
0.06068 |
95 |
70 |
19 |
6 |
1302 |
At least no one can read our body language. |
1.3263 |
0.05687 |
95 |
68 |
23 |
4 |
1303 |
On the bright side, ours are only 79.6% as tight as the men's jackets. |
1.3263 |
0.06250 |
95 |
71 |
17 |
7 |
1304 |
As you already know, we have a very strict dress code. |
1.3263 |
0.05881 |
95 |
69 |
21 |
5 |
1305 |
Welcome to Academia. |
1.3263 |
0.06766 |
95 |
74 |
11 |
10 |
1306 |
Remember when the barriers were invisible? |
1.3263 |
0.05881 |
95 |
69 |
21 |
5 |
1307 |
I'm really looking for someone who can roll up their sleeves and be more hands-on. |
1.3263 |
0.05881 |
95 |
69 |
21 |
5 |
1308 |
It worked for my other addictions. |
1.3263 |
0.05487 |
95 |
67 |
25 |
3 |
1309 |
I think this job would be a good fit for you. |
1.3263 |
0.06250 |
95 |
71 |
17 |
7 |
1310 |
That makes two of us. |
1.3229 |
0.06704 |
96 |
75 |
11 |
10 |
1311 |
This weight loss program is really working. I'm down 10 pounds. |
1.3229 |
0.06194 |
96 |
72 |
17 |
7 |
1312 |
Around here we believe body language is a distraction. |
1.3229 |
0.06014 |
96 |
71 |
19 |
6 |
1313 |
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. |
1.3229 |
0.06194 |
96 |
72 |
17 |
7 |
1314 |
Are you making fun of me? |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1315 |
I kind of miss the glass ceiling. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1316 |
Is that your phone ringing? |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1317 |
I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. My hands are tied. |
1.3226 |
0.06516 |
93 |
71 |
14 |
8 |
1318 |
What do you consider to be the major constraints of the job, and how do you plan to free yourself of those constraints? |
1.3226 |
0.06693 |
93 |
72 |
12 |
9 |
1319 |
I'm sorry; did you want to take notes? |
1.3226 |
0.05753 |
93 |
67 |
22 |
4 |
1320 |
If it's one thing we value in potential new employees it is their level of restraint. |
1.3226 |
0.05547 |
93 |
66 |
24 |
3 |
1321 |
how good are you at nose typing? |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1322 |
I like your style. |
1.3226 |
0.05332 |
93 |
65 |
26 |
2 |
1323 |
Well we have Informal Fridays and now Maniac Mondays. |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1324 |
It's really solved the problem of the Millennials on Facebook all day. |
1.3226 |
0.05547 |
93 |
66 |
24 |
3 |
1325 |
We're not so much hands on here. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1326 |
I wish they came in black, white makes me look fat. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1327 |
Are you crazy? |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1328 |
Well, that about wraps it up. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1329 |
Nail biter. You? |
1.3226 |
0.05753 |
93 |
67 |
22 |
4 |
1330 |
Lunatics now running the asylum - check! Next step - elect Donald Trump president! |
1.3226 |
0.06693 |
93 |
72 |
12 |
9 |
1331 |
You scratch my nose, I'll scratch yours. |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1332 |
And we thought the problem was the glass ceiling. |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1333 |
Once we get past this, the glass ceilings are easy. |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1334 |
So, where did you hear about our company? |
1.3226 |
0.06693 |
93 |
72 |
12 |
9 |
1335 |
We'll be covering the new administration. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1336 |
Your resume is great and all, but if you can figure out how to scratch my nose, you're hired. |
1.3226 |
0.06516 |
93 |
71 |
14 |
8 |
1337 |
I think you will fit in well here at Houdini Enterprises. |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1338 |
We gotta be crazy to work here. |
1.3226 |
0.05547 |
93 |
66 |
24 |
3 |
1339 |
This intervention for keeping us off Facebook seems to be working so far. |
1.3226 |
0.06516 |
93 |
71 |
14 |
8 |
1340 |
I don't need to tell you, my hands are tied. |
1.3226 |
0.05753 |
93 |
67 |
22 |
4 |
1341 |
Nice ties. Who did them? |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1342 |
I think it's time we start running this asylum. |
1.3226 |
0.05753 |
93 |
67 |
22 |
4 |
1343 |
I see that you've learned to show some restraint... |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1344 |
I'll be tied up all afternoon. Will you be free tomorrow? |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1345 |
You'll fit right into our corporate culture. |
1.3226 |
0.06516 |
93 |
71 |
14 |
8 |
1346 |
We're looking for someone with more hands on experience. |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1347 |
I remember when we used to complain about our golden handcuffs. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1348 |
What first made you interested in working at the E.P.A.? |
1.3226 |
0.06693 |
93 |
72 |
12 |
9 |
1349 |
Kleptomania is a disease, but I'm living proof our treatment works wonders. |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1350 |
They keep us from checking Facebook. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1351 |
We tried to block his Twitter account |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1352 |
To be honest, they are not very generous with sick days. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1353 |
You'll fit in nicely here. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1354 |
You'd have to be crazy not to take this job. |
1.3226 |
0.05547 |
93 |
66 |
24 |
3 |
1355 |
I think you'll find the restrictions here very liberating. I, for one, haven't so much as lifted a finger in ages. |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1356 |
It's part of our hands-free technology training. |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1357 |
I was once in your chair. |
1.3226 |
0.06516 |
93 |
71 |
14 |
8 |
1358 |
Our benefits include paid psychiatric leave. |
1.3226 |
0.06516 |
93 |
71 |
14 |
8 |
1359 |
Yes but on Friday it's business casual |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1360 |
You've really embraced our corporate culture. |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1361 |
If you can lift the pen with your mind, the job is yours. |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1362 |
Siri? ... Siri? |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1363 |
Do you buckle under pressure? |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1364 |
I see that Trump got a restraining order on you too. |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1365 |
We think you'll be a great fit here! |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1366 |
Well, I think we've about wrapped up this interview. |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1367 |
Let's meet next Tuesday at 9:00. I guess we'll just have to remember that. |
1.3226 |
0.06693 |
93 |
72 |
12 |
9 |
1368 |
You'll fit right in - we're a pretty tight-knit company. |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1369 |
I'm sorry, I'm afraid our hands are tied. |
1.3226 |
0.06516 |
93 |
71 |
14 |
8 |
1370 |
Right now I would settle for mobility, never mind upward mobility. |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1371 |
But we do have Casual Fridays... |
1.3226 |
0.05753 |
93 |
67 |
22 |
4 |
1372 |
I run this company, but like you I started as just a threat to myself and others. |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1373 |
These new business regulations seem very restrictive. |
1.3226 |
0.05547 |
93 |
66 |
24 |
3 |
1374 |
And we also have an aggressive retention incentive plan. |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1375 |
Yes, I am in charge of this asylum. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1376 |
Can you scratch my nose with your nose ? |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1377 |
Yo've got to be nuts to work here |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
1378 |
I prefer red tape. What about you? |
1.3226 |
0.05753 |
93 |
67 |
22 |
4 |
1379 |
can't believe the others got a golden parachute. |
1.3226 |
0.05953 |
93 |
68 |
20 |
5 |
1380 |
I think our hands are tied on this one. |
1.3191 |
0.05702 |
94 |
68 |
22 |
4 |
1381 |
I was promised butterfly wings. You? |
1.3191 |
0.06455 |
94 |
72 |
14 |
8 |
1382 |
I'd really like to help, but my hands are tied. |
1.3191 |
0.05899 |
94 |
69 |
20 |
5 |
1383 |
OK, so it started with one of those signs which said 'You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps'… |
1.3191 |
0.06090 |
94 |
70 |
18 |
6 |
1384 |
I think you will fit in here. |
1.3191 |
0.05498 |
94 |
67 |
24 |
3 |
1385 |
Luckily for you, you have to be crazy to work here. |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1386 |
It keeps me from tweeting. |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1387 |
Remind me to trash that 'You don't have to be CRAZY to work here but it helps' sign. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1388 |
I'll admit I am not crazy about these new binding contracts |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1389 |
You'll find that we frown on multitasking. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1390 |
If you'll scratch my nose I'll scratch yours. |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1391 |
I will never ask you to do anything I wouldn't do myself. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1392 |
Your resume was intriguing |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1393 |
Please tell us a little about yourself and why you think you're a good fit for this institution. |
1.3152 |
0.06545 |
92 |
71 |
13 |
8 |
1394 |
At least our tongues aren’t tied. |
1.3152 |
0.06359 |
92 |
70 |
15 |
7 |
1395 |
Are you mocking me? |
1.3152 |
0.05769 |
92 |
67 |
21 |
4 |
1396 |
Last time I tie one on at the office party. |
1.3152 |
0.05769 |
92 |
67 |
21 |
4 |
1397 |
We want to hire someone with absolutely no imagination at all. |
1.3152 |
0.06545 |
92 |
71 |
13 |
8 |
1398 |
Let's just be strait with each other. |
1.3152 |
0.06359 |
92 |
70 |
15 |
7 |
1399 |
Why didn't you answer my texts and emails? |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1400 |
We find this is the best way to avoid checking your Facebook account during work hours. |
1.3152 |
0.05769 |
92 |
67 |
21 |
4 |
1401 |
Do you ever feel we might be too wrapped up in our work? |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1402 |
If you think this is bad,you should see casual Friday |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1403 |
We appreciate your interest, but I'm afraid you're overqualified. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1404 |
Believe me, I understand where you're coming from. |
1.3152 |
0.06545 |
92 |
71 |
13 |
8 |
1405 |
Straight jacket Tuesday is not as good as cyber Monday. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1406 |
I need a Kleenex. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1407 |
Takes crazy to know crazy. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1408 |
Yeah, you're right. We probably should have installed the voice recognition software BEFORE we suited up. |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1409 |
Thanks for applying. You're just what we're looking for! |
1.3152 |
0.06545 |
92 |
71 |
13 |
8 |
1410 |
Our managerial style here is pretty hands-off...I'm assuming your comfortable with that? |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1411 |
There are some constraints to working here, but I think. You will fit right in. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1412 |
The good news is, you can wear slacks on Casual Friday. |
1.3152 |
0.05558 |
92 |
66 |
23 |
3 |
1413 |
Here, the inmates really do run the asylum. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1414 |
This is the part of the interview that gauges your ability to work with others. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1415 |
They caught us trying to break the glass ceiling. |
1.3152 |
0.06359 |
92 |
70 |
15 |
7 |
1416 |
They told me it was a one of a kind Armani. |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1417 |
How many pounds have you lost so far? |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1418 |
Would you agree we're in dire straits? |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1419 |
Can I be straight with you? |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1420 |
It is supposed to protect their glass ceiling. |
1.3152 |
0.06725 |
92 |
72 |
11 |
9 |
1421 |
Where do you see yourself in 5 hallucinations from now? |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1422 |
I think it's time for a more hands-on approach. |
1.3152 |
0.06359 |
92 |
70 |
15 |
7 |
1423 |
Do you think he's coming back? |
1.3152 |
0.06359 |
92 |
70 |
15 |
7 |
1424 |
It says to hit the escape button. |
1.3152 |
0.06545 |
92 |
71 |
13 |
8 |
1425 |
This happened because once again you misused ‘literally.’ |
1.3152 |
0.06545 |
92 |
71 |
13 |
8 |
1426 |
We believe the hands on approach is a tad overrated." |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1427 |
We seem to have reached an impasse. |
1.3152 |
0.05769 |
92 |
67 |
21 |
4 |
1428 |
I see you've been committed before, but this job requires total commitment. |
1.3152 |
0.06359 |
92 |
70 |
15 |
7 |
1429 |
Since we're tied up this week, why don't we try to meet next week |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1430 |
They told ME it was an original! |
1.3152 |
0.05769 |
92 |
67 |
21 |
4 |
1431 |
We prefer the term "user-based management model", but in answer to your question, yes, this asylum is run by the inmates. |
1.3152 |
0.06545 |
92 |
71 |
13 |
8 |
1432 |
At least they don't make us wear nylons. |
1.3152 |
0.06545 |
92 |
71 |
13 |
8 |
1433 |
Siri turns out to be finally useful. |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1434 |
I think this interview is about wrapped up, |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1435 |
I see you’ve had no hands-on experience. You’re hired! |
1.3152 |
0.05769 |
92 |
67 |
21 |
4 |
1436 |
Welcome to the voice control app department. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1437 |
So what do you think of straight jacket Thursday? |
1.3152 |
0.06359 |
92 |
70 |
15 |
7 |
1438 |
I see your dating my boyfriend |
1.3152 |
0.06900 |
92 |
73 |
9 |
10 |
1439 |
Have you had any experience swallowing keys? |
1.3152 |
0.06359 |
92 |
70 |
15 |
7 |
1440 |
Where would you like to be five years from now? |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1441 |
Houdini's greatest illusion: Escaping the dead-end job. |
1.3152 |
0.06359 |
92 |
70 |
15 |
7 |
1442 |
You look like you'll fit into our office culture very well. |
1.3152 |
0.05558 |
92 |
66 |
23 |
3 |
1443 |
We use the Stanislavsky Method. To sell bonds you have to experience bonds. |
1.3152 |
0.06359 |
92 |
70 |
15 |
7 |
1444 |
The best advice I can give you is to lean in. |
1.3152 |
0.05769 |
92 |
67 |
21 |
4 |
1445 |
HR says we shouldn't feel restrained by the new dress code. |
1.3152 |
0.06725 |
92 |
72 |
11 |
9 |
1446 |
I find I eat less this way. |
1.3152 |
0.05558 |
92 |
66 |
23 |
3 |
1447 |
So, you are the intern assigned to shadow me for the day? |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1448 |
Do you ever get the itch to do something crazy? |
1.3152 |
0.06359 |
92 |
70 |
15 |
7 |
1449 |
As I said, my hands are tied. |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1450 |
I agree. It's so annoying they only come in white. |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1451 |
We started running the place last week. |
1.3152 |
0.06545 |
92 |
71 |
13 |
8 |
1452 |
Well, you definitely have the qualifications I've been looking for. |
1.3152 |
0.05558 |
92 |
66 |
23 |
3 |
1453 |
We have a strict "no tweet" policy. |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1454 |
One of us is insane. |
1.3152 |
0.06359 |
92 |
70 |
15 |
7 |
1455 |
siri... about getting these jackets off! |
1.3152 |
0.05769 |
92 |
67 |
21 |
4 |
1456 |
I'd say you'll fit right in with our corporate culture. |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1457 |
So, who does your hair? |
1.3152 |
0.05769 |
92 |
67 |
21 |
4 |
1458 |
I have lost 10 pounds already! |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1459 |
It's refreshing to meet another strait shooter. |
1.3152 |
0.06545 |
92 |
71 |
13 |
8 |
1460 |
You've got to be crazy to work here! |
1.3152 |
0.06545 |
92 |
71 |
13 |
8 |
1461 |
Yes, the new policy on sexual harassment is a bit restrictive. |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1462 |
Do I even need to ask about how many words per minute you can type? |
1.3152 |
0.05769 |
92 |
67 |
21 |
4 |
1463 |
I'm itching to get out of here. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1464 |
I miss the golden handcuffs. |
1.3152 |
0.06545 |
92 |
71 |
13 |
8 |
1465 |
Our dress code is binding |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1466 |
I think we are in a real bind. |
1.3152 |
0.05972 |
92 |
68 |
19 |
5 |
1467 |
I'll just tell them that we'll be tied up for the next few days. |
1.3152 |
0.06725 |
92 |
72 |
11 |
9 |
1468 |
This is the only foolproof method to not text back. |
1.3152 |
0.05769 |
92 |
67 |
21 |
4 |
1469 |
I think it goes without saying that we don't offer flex-time here. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1470 |
Just tell him no, our hands are tied. |
1.3152 |
0.06169 |
92 |
69 |
17 |
6 |
1471 |
Yes, it is Versace. |
1.3118 |
0.05716 |
93 |
68 |
21 |
4 |
1472 |
Your complaint said that you found the office to be a "stressful environment"... how so? |
1.3118 |
0.06483 |
93 |
72 |
13 |
8 |
1473 |
Well SOMEBODY clicked "Reply All"! |
1.3118 |
0.05508 |
93 |
67 |
23 |
3 |
1474 |
One benefit of working here, you won't get carpal tunnel syndrome. |
1.3118 |
0.05917 |
93 |
69 |
19 |
5 |
1475 |
The nondisclosure provision has no escape clause. |
1.3085 |
0.05863 |
94 |
70 |
19 |
5 |
1476 |
In fairness, the terms and conditions update did warn of a new binding arbitration clause. |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1477 |
I'd like to help but my hands are tied too. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1478 |
I know it's crazy -- but I think we have a lot in common. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1479 |
We're both tied up at the moment, is there a better time to meet? |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1480 |
Personally, I think the company's commitment to "do no harm" is extreme. |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
1481 |
These enhanced password requirements are getting ridiculous. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1482 |
So I guess our idea to reduce CEO pay was not well received. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1483 |
So you're certifiable, that's a start, but how fast can you type? |
1.3077 |
0.05343 |
91 |
65 |
24 |
2 |
1484 |
Looks like I'm tied up until next week at the earliest...and you? |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1485 |
I can't make the meeting, but I'll try to butt-dial in. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1486 |
I understand other companies have an incentive-based approach to employee retention. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1487 |
So far so good. Are you ready for your typing test? |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1488 |
How long have you been off Twitter? |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1489 |
This diet is amazing. I have lost 30 pounds in one week. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1490 |
"That's funny - it's my favorite Patsy Kline song too! |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1491 |
Welcome to the Houdini Corporation, if you can sign here in the next 90 seconds. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1492 |
You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
1493 |
I guess I preferred it when management only figuratively tied our hands. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1494 |
Yeah, I’m trying to quit biting my nails, too. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1495 |
Done deal! Let's shake on it. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1496 |
What makes you think you are a good fit for this job? |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1497 |
And, where do you see yourself in ten years? |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1498 |
Election Day, 2020. |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
1499 |
The company is serious about its no personal devices at work policy. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1500 |
And what gives you the idea that this isn't a real job interview? |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1501 |
Well, I see you're dressed for the job you want not the one you have. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1502 |
You got the job! Sign here please. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1503 |
I think you'll fit right in to this madhouse. You're hired! |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1504 |
No hand shakes, no signing off, your word is your bond, here! |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1505 |
I'm sorry, my hands are tied. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1506 |
No, we do not perform background checks. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1507 |
And have you had any experience running an asylum? |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1508 |
I don't favor a hands-on approach |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1509 |
We're bound to think of something. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1510 |
Welcome to the Houdini Corporation. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1511 |
How's the new diet going for you? |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1512 |
Where do you see my selves in five years? |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
1513 |
Dress for the job you want, not the one we already have. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1514 |
I can’t ask you and you can’t ask me. |
1.3077 |
0.06756 |
91 |
72 |
10 |
9 |
1515 |
It's required of Trump appointments to any regulatory agency... |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1516 |
Your resume indicated you have experience trading bonds. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1517 |
If Hillary had won we wouldn't be in this bind. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1518 |
Siri, tell whomever is calling I'm tied up now. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1519 |
Remember good old red tape... |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1520 |
You've hooked into the cultural ethos of the firm quite nicely, Miss Stern. I'm bound to say you'll fit right in. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1521 |
I know you're in a bind, but I've got my hands tied. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1522 |
Why do you think you would like working for Houdini Corporation? |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1523 |
May I rub my nose on your sleeve? |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1524 |
I see some real possiblities here since we are seeking employees who are bound and determined. |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1525 |
Looks like we are both tied up right now, can we perhaps have coffee another time ? |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1526 |
Since we're both tied up right now let's try and reschedule for next week. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1527 |
We take great pride in our flexibility too. |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1528 |
This is embarrassing. We can't both wear the same thing to the holiday party! |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1529 |
Sorry, I can't give you a raise. I understand that you're strapped, but so am I. |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1530 |
To wrap up, the contract's binding. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1531 |
You'd have to be crazy not to hire me. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1532 |
is this really the only way we can stop tweeting? |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1533 |
Sorry, but my hands are tied as well. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1534 |
You'll get used to the dress code, and you'll just love the padded offices! |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
1535 |
Have you ever typed with your nose? |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1536 |
Outreach for us seems very difficult. |
1.3077 |
0.05343 |
91 |
65 |
24 |
2 |
1537 |
Eight year-old. high-spirited, unpredictable triplets. You? |
1.3077 |
0.06756 |
91 |
72 |
10 |
9 |
1538 |
I'll reply to your email on Causal Friday. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1539 |
Last one out buys lunch! |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1540 |
I think you'll fit in around here. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1541 |
I like the one piece. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1542 |
Mr. Houdini will see you now. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1543 |
My contract is binding. What about yours? |
1.3043 |
0.05729 |
92 |
68 |
20 |
4 |
1544 |
Yes, Kellyanne, this should stop him from tweeting. |
1.3043 |
0.06132 |
92 |
70 |
16 |
6 |
1545 |
Kanye West finally made it in the fashion world. |
1.3043 |
0.06510 |
92 |
72 |
12 |
8 |
1546 |
This whole hands-free approach is getting out of hand. |
1.3034 |
0.06667 |
89 |
70 |
11 |
8 |
1547 |
I know you could do it with one hand tied behind your back, but . . . |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1548 |
Mind if I don't take notes while we talk? |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1549 |
So much for being a hands-on manager. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1550 |
There are some issues with our new Comfort Bra Line. |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
1551 |
It gets a little crazy around here at times. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1552 |
I'm hoping this will be our breakout quarter. |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1553 |
Well, I guess that just about wraps it up. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1554 |
What a crazy day! |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1555 |
You know I'd love to help, but I'm afraid my hands are tied. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1556 |
We need someone who won't mind spending most of their adult life doing meaningless work in a small, windowless office. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1557 |
I would like to help but our hands are tied. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1558 |
Well, let's see when we're free. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1559 |
A little voice tells me you'll fit right into the corporate culture around here. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1560 |
We'd love to give you a raise, but as you can see, our hands are tied. |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
1561 |
If we do hire you, I assume you won't mind being chained to your desk. |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1562 |
I would love to offer you a position, but my hands are tied |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1563 |
We're having trouble finding someone who can take dictation. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1564 |
It used to be a real "hands on" operation and then in came the regulators. |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
1565 |
At least we're here and not in some big water tank. |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
1566 |
Tell him sorry, but our hands are tied. |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1567 |
So tell me, what attracted you to this company? |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1568 |
You say that you were driven insane by an endless series of email ads from Bob Mankoff? Join the club. |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
1569 |
Well, I guess that wraps up our interview. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1570 |
Voice activation is important in our work here. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1571 |
Get used to it! It’s the latest women’s fashion from the Trump Organization. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1572 |
Yeah, I've got an itch there, too. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1573 |
You must be crazy to think I'm crazy enough to hire you. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1574 |
Really, alt-ctrl-del will get us out of this? |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
1575 |
How do you see yourself working in an environment in which the inmates run the asylum? |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1576 |
I would love to help but my hands are tied. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1577 |
Who told you that you’d have to be crazy to work here? |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1578 |
I think you'd fit in well here. |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1579 |
Here we don't think outside the box. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1580 |
I'd love to meet this week, but I'm pretty tied up. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1581 |
just tell it to me straight |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
1582 |
I'm sorry about that raise, but my hands are tied. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1583 |
Just say we're tied up for the rest of the day |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1584 |
So we're in agreement! |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1585 |
But it mostly keeps me off social media. |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1586 |
I know, I know - the inmates are running the asylum. |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
1587 |
I don't know yet if you'll get the job, but I can say you score awfully high on empathy. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1588 |
I'd like to give you a salary increase, but my hands are tied. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1589 |
Actually, you're not the first person to complain about company dress codes. |
1.3034 |
0.06667 |
89 |
70 |
11 |
8 |
1590 |
So what exactly is this great idea of yours to increase company productivity? |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1591 |
This new wellness program has really help me cut down on sweets. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1592 |
Finally, someone who understands MY perspective on this issue. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1593 |
Houdini was an intern here too. |
1.3034 |
0.06667 |
89 |
70 |
11 |
8 |
1594 |
What we need is someone who can wrap their arms around the subject |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1595 |
It seems we're in a bind. |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1596 |
So, Human Resources seems determined to have us work together. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1597 |
Our managerial style here is pretty hands-off...I'm assuming your comfortable with that? |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1598 |
I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1599 |
I find this new dress code a bit constricting. |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1600 |
Our motto is "first do no harm" |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1601 |
Ever since the election I´ve been fit to be tied. |
1.3000 |
0.05575 |
90 |
66 |
21 |
3 |
1602 |
I got mine at Tie City |
1.3000 |
0.05575 |
90 |
66 |
21 |
3 |
1603 |
You have to be a Houdini to get any work done around here. |
1.2967 |
0.05741 |
91 |
68 |
19 |
4 |
1604 |
How good are you at answering phones? |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1605 |
"At least we still have freedom of speech". |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1606 |
Actually, I don't think you would find our company's environment constraining. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1607 |
...where do you see yourself in 5 years? |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1608 |
I didn't realize this is what Mr. Romney meant by "binders of women." |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1609 |
HR's new hands-off policy is nuts. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1610 |
Now that we are properly dressed, we can start the exit interview. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1611 |
You totally get me. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1612 |
It's always a pleasure to meet another Houdini fan. |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1613 |
Too many lunches have gone missing from the company fridge. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1614 |
It looks like you have escape experience - would you be comfortable being sawed in half? |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1615 |
It's crazy how long it's taking me to write this email. |
1.2955 |
0.05399 |
88 |
64 |
22 |
2 |
1616 |
May I take your coat? |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1617 |
Have you tried using voice to text? |
1.2955 |
0.05399 |
88 |
64 |
22 |
2 |
1618 |
I know you'll understand when I say, my hands are tied. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1619 |
I'm very sorry, miss, but we're looking for a receptionist who can type any words per minute. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1620 |
Casual Fridays generally involve more slipknots. |
1.2955 |
0.05399 |
88 |
64 |
22 |
2 |
1621 |
If, at any time, you feel uncomfortable, please let me know. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1622 |
Mine is Vera Wang, what's yours? |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1623 |
So let me get this strait... |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1624 |
So, where do you see yourselves in five years? |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1625 |
Just our luck. The screen is frozen. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1626 |
You know, sometimes it just gets crazy around here! |
1.2955 |
0.06695 |
88 |
70 |
10 |
8 |
1627 |
So which one of us is supposed to be HR? |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1628 |
I lost 5 pounds. How about you? |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1629 |
We like to hire like-minded individuals. |
1.2955 |
0.05399 |
88 |
64 |
22 |
2 |
1630 |
One of us isn't really here; it's your job to figure out which one. |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1631 |
Every one who misses Casual Friday, raise your hand. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1632 |
A "Farewell to Arms" |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1633 |
Yes, I am the leading expert in counseling people who have Houdini Syndrome. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1634 |
So you're comfortable with this being a binding contract, then? |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1635 |
And the best thing about working here is that our medical plan includes psychiatric coverage. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1636 |
Some of us can't get used to using the "hands-free" devices, so we're trying something new. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1637 |
We've been running the place since Tuesday. |
1.2955 |
0.06695 |
88 |
70 |
10 |
8 |
1638 |
Should we have a safe word? |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1639 |
I'm not crazy about your idea. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1640 |
... and we've been running this asylum every since. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1641 |
Why do I get all the crazy ones? |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1642 |
I'd really prefer to have a more "hands-on" type of role. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1643 |
You figure out a way to tweet and you can have my job. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1644 |
Corporate's really pushing this whole 'hands-free' thing, aren't they? |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1645 |
Think I'd look better in a size nine? |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1646 |
I'll give it to you strait: I'd like to hire you but my hands are tied. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1647 |
I meant we’re crazy in a good way. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1648 |
I work well in a restrained environment. |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1649 |
They said I was crazy, but productivity rates are off the charts. |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1650 |
You're going to fit right in here. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1651 |
Typing with my toes is surprisingly rewarding. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1652 |
On the other hand, your nail polish lasts longer. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1653 |
How long have you been in the smoking cessation program? |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1654 |
Give it to me strait |
1.2955 |
0.05399 |
88 |
64 |
22 |
2 |
1655 |
Anyone can say that the inmates run the asylum. Here we are looking for people who can walk the talk. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1656 |
You'd have to be crazy not to want to work here. And yet, there you are. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1657 |
Now that we've taken over the place, I'll look into relaxing the dress code. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1658 |
I guess we'll have to think twice about trying to break the glass ceiling again. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1659 |
We have a strictly hands-off policy on sexual harassment. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1660 |
So, if I'm to understand you, we'll start doing Casual Fridays and discontinue Mental Mondays? You better be right this time. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1661 |
Round here, the inmates run the asylum --- as a business |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1662 |
When you figure it out, text me. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1663 |
Yes, we are bound by confidentiality. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1664 |
It's really hard to wrap my arms around your idea. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1665 |
We expect our staff to adopt a hands-on approach |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1666 |
You can expect to lose 10 pounds in the very first week. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1667 |
Lemme guess: you're 'mirroring' my gestures to build rapport? |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1668 |
It's the only way to stop from texting. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1669 |
Are you thinking the same thing, or am I just crazy? |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1670 |
I’m just not convinced that Restrictive-Tuesday is going to be the next Casual-Friday. |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1671 |
It's been crazy around here lately! |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1672 |
How long will we be just women in binders? |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1673 |
I think you'll synch with the company culture. |
1.2955 |
0.05399 |
88 |
64 |
22 |
2 |
1674 |
It's the same old-story. You scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours. |
1.2955 |
0.06887 |
88 |
71 |
8 |
9 |
1675 |
Agreed. We'll remove "reach out" from our business lexicon. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1676 |
The firm observes both Casual Friday and Manacle Monday. |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1677 |
Well, we like what we see, and we'd like to offer you a job in the Trump administration. |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1678 |
Remember when we were a real hands-on operation? |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1679 |
Well, this time Management's really tied our hands. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1680 |
I know this is going to sound crazy, but ... |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1681 |
Funny, you're the first person to complain about the dress code. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1682 |
This is, of course, a binding position. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1683 |
Yes, I'm straight. And you? |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1684 |
Don't worry, they'll take them off after the Inauguration. |
1.2955 |
0.06695 |
88 |
70 |
10 |
8 |
1685 |
I warned you about trying Ctrl+Alt+Esc. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1686 |
The pen is voice-activated too. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1687 |
You shop there too?! |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1688 |
I have great references, from the other voices in my head! |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1689 |
I think you would make a good fit in this organization. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1690 |
Just so you realize, the inmates do run this asylum |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1691 |
We're not big on hugging. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1692 |
I think you'll fit right in here - when can you start? |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1693 |
You've got to be mad to work here. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1694 |
I see you're as committed to this company as I am. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1695 |
Call me crazy, but I think these men are holding us back. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1696 |
You get me. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1697 |
We're big proponents of preventative healthcare. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1698 |
I appreciate you listening, I need to get this off my chest. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1699 |
Wow the inmates really are running the asylum here! |
1.2955 |
0.06695 |
88 |
70 |
10 |
8 |
1700 |
We have a hands-off management style in this company. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1701 |
Our management team is very"hands-off". Does that work for you? |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1702 |
We're proactive when it comes to sexual harassment. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1703 |
We are not very hands on company... |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1704 |
Unfortunately we already have someone with your weaknesses. |
1.2955 |
0.06695 |
88 |
70 |
10 |
8 |
1705 |
I'd like to see more of our people running the asylum. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1706 |
I think we're all wrapped up here. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1707 |
You should see what the men have to wear. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1708 |
Oh sure, you're a good fit...I mean your resume, it's insane. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1709 |
Tell me why you think a job at Houdini Enterprises is the right fit for you. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1710 |
Didn't I mention your employment contract was binding? |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1711 |
Are you making fun of me? |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1712 |
I feel that the new administration's policies are a little restrictive. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1713 |
Granted, output's a little down, but we're saving a fortune on paper. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1714 |
I struggle with a texting addiction as well. |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1715 |
Welcome to the new adminstration. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1716 |
I think you would be a good fit for our company. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1717 |
...176, 177, 178, 179, 180. Did it! I knew we could go three minutes without checking our email. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1718 |
I propose we chest bump to seal the deal. |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1719 |
We pride ourselves in thinking outside the jacket. |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1720 |
Would you have any ambition to run our asylum one day? |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1721 |
You'll see our weight loss program has very good results |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1722 |
Governor Pence decided to make jackets straight again. |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1723 |
We're looking for someone flexible |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
1724 |
It's my pleasure to welcome you to the Houdini School of Magic. |
1.2921 |
0.06231 |
89 |
69 |
14 |
6 |
1725 |
I still prefer this over "business casual". |
1.2921 |
0.05348 |
89 |
65 |
22 |
2 |
1726 |
Hey Siri... |
1.2921 |
0.06432 |
89 |
70 |
12 |
7 |
1727 |
I can't talk now, I'm on a psychotic break. |
1.2921 |
0.06231 |
89 |
69 |
14 |
6 |
1728 |
To move up in this company, you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. |
1.2921 |
0.06022 |
89 |
68 |
16 |
5 |
1729 |
What makes you think you're qualified to work for Mr. Trump? |
1.2874 |
0.06919 |
87 |
71 |
7 |
9 |
1730 |
These meetings drive me crazy |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
1731 |
Well, one of us needs to go get help. |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
1732 |
We could have tried to resolve our differences over coffee before getting HR involved? |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1733 |
I'm looking for an opportunity to spread my wings. |
1.2874 |
0.05874 |
87 |
66 |
17 |
4 |
1734 |
He's my favorite designer too! Did you buy the matching shackles too? |
1.2874 |
0.06521 |
87 |
69 |
11 |
7 |
1735 |
That color looks great on you. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1736 |
I'm confident we have a place for you in our administration. |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
1737 |
Can you give me an example of what you mean when you say your opportunities for advancement are being limited? |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
1738 |
Well, I think that just about wraps things up. |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
1739 |
I'd help you, but my hands are tied. |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
1740 |
Look, my hands are tied too. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1741 |
Give it to me strait, doctor. |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
1742 |
Mr. Trump likes your style. There's a place for you in his Administration. |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
1743 |
I really think that we're bound to work well together. |
1.2874 |
0.05874 |
87 |
66 |
17 |
4 |
1744 |
So it says here you have some prior experience...? |
1.2874 |
0.05874 |
87 |
66 |
17 |
4 |
1745 |
I see we have some things in common. You're hired! |
1.2874 |
0.05400 |
87 |
64 |
21 |
2 |
1746 |
There's not much wiggle room on the hours. |
1.2874 |
0.05400 |
87 |
64 |
21 |
2 |
1747 |
We take a hands-off approach at this company. |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
1748 |
Now would be a good time to air our grievances. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1749 |
There seems to be a concern that the inmates are running the asylum. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1750 |
Yes, it is the reason we have an open door policy. |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
1751 |
Well that's the last time we ask if our company plan has mental health benefits |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
1752 |
I'd love to help, but I'm also tied up all afternoon. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1753 |
I have a tendency to become too wrapped up in my job. |
1.2874 |
0.05400 |
87 |
64 |
21 |
2 |
1754 |
And there's a glass ceiling, too. |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
1755 |
This place just isn't a good fit for me anymore. |
1.2874 |
0.05874 |
87 |
66 |
17 |
4 |
1756 |
You're right, I don't miss my phone either. |
1.2874 |
0.05874 |
87 |
66 |
17 |
4 |
1757 |
I understand your prior therapist had a very different approach |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1758 |
Our ban on social media use during work hours has been 100% successful! Now, your job is to increase productivity. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1759 |
You will fit right in. |
1.2874 |
0.05400 |
87 |
64 |
21 |
2 |
1760 |
I'd love to help, but my hands are tied. |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
1761 |
It's nuts around here. |
1.2874 |
0.06723 |
87 |
70 |
9 |
8 |
1762 |
Describe a time when a former supervisor declared you insane. |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
1763 |
Have you ever worked on a political campaign before? |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1764 |
This is why we never get anything done around here. |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
1765 |
Google Houdini |
1.2874 |
0.06521 |
87 |
69 |
11 |
7 |
1766 |
HR said we couldn't get out of it. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1767 |
Of course, you must be able to type with a pencil in your mouth. |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
1768 |
Was that Riverdance New York or Riverdance London? |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
1769 |
Yes, it is going to be a long four years. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1770 |
Ever since Hilary lost, things have gotten worse for us women in the work force. |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
1771 |
So, do you like the company’s new “Hands Off Policy”? |
1.2874 |
0.05146 |
87 |
63 |
23 |
1 |
1772 |
Actually, this was not my worst Take Your Child to Work Day. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1773 |
I'd have to be crazy to hire you. |
1.2874 |
0.05642 |
87 |
65 |
19 |
3 |
1774 |
How to succeed in business, Rule #1: Be prepared for your interview, Rule #2: Emulate your supervisor, Rule #3: Show restraint. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1775 |
And, are you comfortable working in somewhat confining conditions |
1.2874 |
0.05146 |
87 |
63 |
23 |
1 |
1776 |
Work's been driving me crazy too. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1777 |
Finally, we're in charge of the asylum. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1778 |
It's actually worse than the glass ceiling. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1779 |
Could you pass the scissors, please? |
1.2874 |
0.05874 |
87 |
66 |
17 |
4 |
1780 |
If you can type with your feet and eat from the employee cafeteria trough you're hired. |
1.2874 |
0.05874 |
87 |
66 |
17 |
4 |
1781 |
Does this new employee bonding technique feel weird to you too? |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1782 |
Hopefully you're not Italian |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
1783 |
We do expect a high level of commitment. |
1.2874 |
0.05874 |
87 |
66 |
17 |
4 |
1784 |
I'd love to give you a raise, but things are really tight here just now. |
1.2874 |
0.05400 |
87 |
64 |
21 |
2 |
1785 |
I'm sorry. I would love to help you, but my hands are tied. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1786 |
We're bound to make this a better workplace. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1787 |
Now it's safe to talk. You first. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1788 |
Who are you wearing? |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1789 |
And how well, would you say, do you work under pressure? |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1790 |
Cost cutting. We eliminated padded cubicles. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1791 |
I'd like to offer you the position. It's obvious you'll fit right in with our new administration. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1792 |
This job does not require much manual dexterity. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1793 |
I see we have something in common. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1794 |
When I started working for Mitt, I had no idea what he meant by binders of women. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1795 |
I think we can negotiate without killing each other. |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1796 |
" I was really impressed with your resume'. I've got to hand it to you...oops! Gotta stop saying that |
1.2824 |
0.06613 |
85 |
68 |
10 |
7 |
1797 |
The dress code is just crazy here |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1798 |
I love it! Who are you wearing? |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1799 |
I just keep telling myself this will all be over in four years... |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1800 |
Unwanted touching was a problem. |
1.2824 |
0.06613 |
85 |
68 |
10 |
7 |
1801 |
I would love to give you a raise but, you know as well as I, my hands are tied. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1802 |
I guess we won't be climbing the corporate ladder! |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1803 |
Only Siri can save us now. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1804 |
If you escape before me you'll move on to the levitation interview. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1805 |
I'm sensing a very hostile work environment. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1806 |
I'd love to be able to help you with the problem, but my hands are tied. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1807 |
Let's get something straight. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1808 |
Well, I guess that's a wrap! |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1809 |
Our policies are fully compliant with both Sharia law and Trump administration free speech guidelines. |
1.2824 |
0.05452 |
85 |
63 |
20 |
2 |
1810 |
Exactly what makes you qualified to work here! |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1811 |
They told me I was crazy voting for Trump. What's your story? |
1.2824 |
0.06821 |
85 |
69 |
8 |
8 |
1812 |
Loosen up?? |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1813 |
Where's Siri when you need her? |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1814 |
You appear to be overqualified. |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1815 |
Ready......set......GO! |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1816 |
We're both crazy busy so let's keep this short. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1817 |
You must be crazy to work here. |
1.2824 |
0.05452 |
85 |
63 |
20 |
2 |
1818 |
I'd like to help, but so are mine. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1819 |
In some states we can vote! |
1.2824 |
0.06821 |
85 |
69 |
8 |
8 |
1820 |
Total freedom is elusive. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1821 |
If you think these HUD ones are tight you should try the ones at the EPA! |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1822 |
There will be times when you'd die for a cup of coffee but that will pass. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1823 |
Well, we did vote for change |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1824 |
Just having a "no tweeting" rule wasn't working for the administration |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1825 |
Let me also ask, what are your manipulative skills? |
1.2824 |
0.06613 |
85 |
68 |
10 |
7 |
1826 |
Don't point your toe at me like that. |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1827 |
I try to identify with my clients. |
1.2824 |
0.05452 |
85 |
63 |
20 |
2 |
1828 |
My back pain is gone and my hands are never cold. You'll love it. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1829 |
You'll fit well with our corporate culture. |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1830 |
I think I understand your position. |
1.2824 |
0.05189 |
85 |
62 |
22 |
1 |
1831 |
Let's not do anything crazy. |
1.2824 |
0.05452 |
85 |
63 |
20 |
2 |
1832 |
I think we need to improve our outreach. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1833 |
You should have read the employment ad more carefully, we're looking for someone with 'hands-on' experience. |
1.2824 |
0.06613 |
85 |
68 |
10 |
7 |
1834 |
Things can get a bit insane around here, which is why we think you'll be a perfect fit. |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1835 |
I think you will fit in fine here. |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1836 |
The Company has a strict policy on the use of cell phones. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1837 |
Okay, but wouldn't you agree the glass ceiling was a more comfortable metaphor? |
1.2824 |
0.06613 |
85 |
68 |
10 |
7 |
1838 |
It's not an interrogation, it's an enhanced interview. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1839 |
I'd love to help you Mrs. Johnson, but my hands are tied. |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1840 |
I totally sympathize with your dilemma, but my hands are tied. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1841 |
You know, we shouldn't have complained so much about the golden handcuffs. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1842 |
In our experience, self control isn't enough. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1843 |
The election got to you, too? |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1844 |
It's Legal's way of keeping us off twitter. |
1.2824 |
0.06613 |
85 |
68 |
10 |
7 |
1845 |
Hey Siri, begin interview! |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1846 |
Okay, let's see if this puppy has a hands-free ap. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1847 |
It goes without saying that you'll need to wear slip-ons. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1848 |
You can't just not do your job because your nose itches. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1849 |
Let's get something strait. There will be no finger pointing in this office. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1850 |
We're just wrapping up here. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1851 |
Of course I'd like to do the right thing, but our hands are tied. |
1.2824 |
0.06613 |
85 |
68 |
10 |
7 |
1852 |
As you know, a career in voice recognition software isn't for everyone. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1853 |
I really AM feeling less need to gesticulate. |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1854 |
You remind me of myself when I was your age. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1855 |
well, one of us needs to send the email. |
1.2824 |
0.06613 |
85 |
68 |
10 |
7 |
1856 |
It can get a little crazy around here. I hope you're okay with that. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1857 |
You're right, Tina, it's not that uncomfortable. And it makes tweeting virtually impossible. Think he'll go for it? |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1858 |
Call me crazy, but I think you'd be a perfect fit for our company. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1859 |
OK, then. We're ready for 2017. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1860 |
If you're born Italian, I find it helps in learning to speak English. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1861 |
I'm sorry, but we have to let you go. |
1.2824 |
0.06613 |
85 |
68 |
10 |
7 |
1862 |
No, it's not a very touchy feely department |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1863 |
I'm sorry, but I just can't sign off on this. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1864 |
They take compliance very seriously around here. |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1865 |
This way, we don't have to block Facebook and Twitter on work computers. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1866 |
I'm sorry, you're overqualified. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1867 |
We're tied up in meetings all day. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1868 |
Have you noticed we're just not as productive as we used to be. |
1.2791 |
0.05883 |
86 |
66 |
16 |
4 |
1869 |
You’d fit right in here. |
1.2791 |
0.05139 |
86 |
63 |
22 |
1 |
1870 |
I know. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1871 |
And what makes you believe you are qualified to work for 3M? |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1872 |
Congratulations, I think you'll fit in very well here at Houdini,Houdini ,and Houdini ! |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1873 |
We are a strictly 'hands-off' business. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1874 |
This way, when we say Our hands our tied, we can really mean it. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1875 |
I'm sorry, but my hands are, well, you know... |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
1876 |
We take a laissez-faire, hands-off approach in this company. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1877 |
I have experience with your problem |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
1878 |
Typing skills are important in this job. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1879 |
Call me crazy, but haven't we met somewhere before? |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1880 |
...but it helps |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1881 |
Productivity is down. We are going to have to let you go. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1882 |
I'd just love to smack you on the face right now. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1883 |
I told them our hands are tied. We'll just have to sit this one out. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1884 |
Keep 'We unanimously welcome the merger' but take out 'with open arms'. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1885 |
We women have made some progress, they have removed the blindfolds & gags |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1886 |
How do you like the office culture so far? |
1.2738 |
0.05179 |
84 |
62 |
21 |
1 |
1887 |
This job is easier than it looks. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1888 |
Entry level requires sharing a rubber office. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1889 |
Apparently the 'Speak Truth to Power' bit didn't work for you, either? |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1890 |
What can you bring from voice recognition to driverless technology? |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1891 |
Siri, call 911. |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
1892 |
Disturbing, yes, but let's give the new guy a chance. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1893 |
Welcome aboard. You'll fit right in. |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
1894 |
Was this suposed to be an exercise in futility or empathy? |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1895 |
No problem, all our systems are voice activated. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1896 |
Unfortunately, our productivity has dropped dramatically since we adopted our 'Safety First & Foremost' policy. |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
1897 |
I don't watch the news anymore either. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1898 |
Could you please describe for me the time you worked in the Trump administration? |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1899 |
I'm finding the companies dress code a little restrictive. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1900 |
I told accounting our hands are tied on this one. |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
1901 |
You're crazy. No, you're crazy. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1902 |
Let's play charades |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
1903 |
I should have seen this coming when we started wearing skinny jeans. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1904 |
I'm not sure the move from "Friday casual" to "Friday institutional" was a good idea. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1905 |
So Linda, welcome to the Trump PR department. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1906 |
There is a piece of lint on your shoulder. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1907 |
So same time next week? |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1908 |
I can't believe that she wore the same outfit as me. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1909 |
The salary is $30,000. We've no wiggle room on that. Or on paid vacation. Or on anything else, really. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1910 |
I think that's a crazy idea. |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
1911 |
Let me be straight with you. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1912 |
And, where do you see yourself in five years? |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
1913 |
We provide shackles for Casual Friday |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1914 |
Sorry — new Planned Parenthood procedures since the election. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1915 |
Nothing we can do. Looks like our hands are tied. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1916 |
Got mine on line, didn't lift a finger. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1917 |
We are still confined by binding arbitration. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1918 |
I'd like to help you but I'm a bit tied up myself. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1919 |
I see we shop at the same outpatient mall. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1920 |
We take verbal only communication training very seriously |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1921 |
You don't have to be crazy to work here, but. . . aw, who am I kidding??? |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1922 |
Couldn't they have just deleted my Twitter account. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1923 |
I'm sorry. My hands are tied too. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1924 |
Who are you calling crazy? |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1925 |
Did Corporate really mean "Straitjacket Fridays", or did they use that stupid speech-recognition software again? |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1926 |
I can't help you. My hands are tied. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1927 |
Running the asylum is much harder than I expected. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1928 |
I'm sorry that you're in a bind, but what can I do? My hands are tied. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1929 |
I'm in it for the mummy. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1930 |
I think you'll find a non-binding resolution more productive in this case. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1931 |
We can get started. Mr. Houdini's running late. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1932 |
Since we instituted the new dress code we've had no cases of carpal tunnel syndrome |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1933 |
I need someone with more of a "hands-on" approach. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1934 |
Maybe we should take a mental health day and get together next week when we aren't both so tied up. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1935 |
It was a pleasure meeting you, Shannon. We're always looking for like-binded individuals. I really think you will be a good fit. |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
1936 |
I'm also in a bind. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1937 |
Personally, I can't wait for casual Friday. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1938 |
I'd love to help you out but my hands are tied. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1939 |
You pretend to work and we'll pretend to pay you. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1940 |
The nice thing about uniforms is you don't have to worry about what you'll wear tomorrow. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1941 |
Why yes, I do think the new mental-health coverage is too proactive. |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
1942 |
I feel your pain. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1943 |
What makes you think you're qualified for the job? |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1944 |
We don't believe in handouts at this firm. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1945 |
I'd love to fund your project, but frankly I'm pretty strapped myself. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1946 |
Welcome to Peer to Peer counseling. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1947 |
It's great to meet an applicant who's such a good fit--shall we shake on it? |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1948 |
So, you're here to complain about the new dress code being too restrictive? |
1.2738 |
0.05179 |
84 |
62 |
21 |
1 |
1949 |
So I'd like to help, but my hands are tied. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1950 |
Besides the discriminating dress code for schizophrenics, how do you like your job so far? |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1951 |
Your outrageous claims and volatile unpredictability are exactly what we need. When can you start? |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
1952 |
So we're all straight then? |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1953 |
Your resume and everything you've told me confirms that you're quite useless. You'll fit in perfectly here. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1954 |
And as an added bonus, the walls of your office will be lined with rubber. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1955 |
We're hoping the new manager will be less stringent. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1956 |
Welcome to your first day at Anger Management School, I am a former graduate. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1957 |
They did warn us about stricter policies if we continued to use social media on company time. |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
1958 |
Personnel says we have to keep our hands to ourselves. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1959 |
You are exactly what this company is looking for! |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1960 |
I’m beginning to regret advocating mental health coverage. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1961 |
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
1962 |
I guess thats the end of Facebook during work hours. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1963 |
Right--hands on experience is not required. |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
1964 |
Corporate wants to avoid even the appearance of a conflict of interest. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1965 |
Cancel all calls. We're tied up at the moment |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1966 |
'My hands are tied' is not an excuse. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1967 |
I'm pleased you'll be joining us at the EPA. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1968 |
Welcome to Tweets Anonymous One Step Program |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1969 |
I also complained about equality |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1970 |
I'm sorry Karen, but my hands are tied. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1971 |
Well, we did ask for a safe space. |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
1972 |
Believe me, this company will not give you a handout. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1973 |
We're moving away from the no-holds-barred interview. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1974 |
I’m afraid my hands are tied. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1975 |
No, shorthand is not a requirement for the position. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1976 |
So Pence said this will cure us? |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
1977 |
Mr. Trump likes his female employees to behave with restraints. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1978 |
We find turnover is lower when employees can't choose to leave. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1979 |
No, you cannot get a hug. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1980 |
I understand you're in dire straits, but my hands are tied. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1981 |
It's about time that we inmates got to run the asylum. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1982 |
With our new management, we plan to use a more hands-on approach. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1983 |
How many words per minute can you type with your nose? |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1984 |
Ok, so let me get this straight... |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1985 |
While it's good for our posture, it creates havoc in the ladies room. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1986 |
I don't know how I feel about HR's new social media use policy. |
1.2738 |
0.06849 |
84 |
69 |
7 |
8 |
1987 |
Command, Opt, Escape. I'll try my nose this time. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1988 |
I'd really like to help you get out, but my hands are tied. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1989 |
I couldn't do a thing about it; my hands are tied. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1990 |
When I said you should try putting yourself in my place I didn’t think you would take me literally. |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
1991 |
Let me get this straight... |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1992 |
Lesson learned: don't call it the 'Christmas' party. |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
1993 |
This is a difficult for us both. |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
1994 |
Not only do we take things very literally here, we also have a very hands off approach to management. |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
1995 |
I hope you'll accept our job offer. I think you're a perfect fit for our corporate culture. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1996 |
My hands are tied too. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
1997 |
Yes, IT works under the same restraints as everyone else. |
1.2706 |
0.05128 |
85 |
63 |
21 |
1 |
1998 |
If you're looking for a sense of freedom and to spread your wings, this is the place. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
1999 |
Are we onto something here, or are we just crazy? |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
2000 |
Tuesday? No i,m all tied up then. How about wednesday? |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
2001 |
So, tell me about your strengths... |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
2002 |
Your resume is great but what I'm really looking for is someone who can pick my nose. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
2003 |
Why do you think you are qualified to work here ? |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
2004 |
Our pre-employment psychological test is quite demanding. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2005 |
I can appreciate your predicament but my hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2006 |
Now that we've tied up all the loose ends, we have a deal. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2007 |
Lets be straight with each other, we're both nuts. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
2008 |
Let's call it a tie. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2009 |
Okay, NOW we can check the news. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2010 |
I prefer non-binding resolutions. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2011 |
OK, so we agree to keep it under wraps. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2012 |
It appears that we're both tied up today. Are you free tomorrow? |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2013 |
I'm sorry I can't help, my hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.06658 |
83 |
68 |
8 |
7 |
2014 |
You have to be crazy to work here, but it doesn't help. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2015 |
I'm afraid I can't help you. My hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2016 |
I understand your hands are tied, but so are mine. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2017 |
I find therapy is more effective if we have something in common. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2018 |
And, where do you see yourself in ten years? |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2019 |
So tell me...why do others believe you're crazy? |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2020 |
I understand. You're tied up too. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
2021 |
Unfortunately, our hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2022 |
You really should have cancelled if you were already tied up. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2023 |
In the future, please show more restraint. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
2024 |
It's time we had a straight talk. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2025 |
Unfortunately, this is a hands-on position ... |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2026 |
Well, it's out of our hands now! |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2027 |
This will be uncomfortable for both of us. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
2028 |
OK, here's what I found on the web for 'how to get out of a straitjacket' |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
2029 |
Like you, my hands are tied on this one. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2030 |
I would love to give you a raise Marsha but our hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
2031 |
Got a match? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2032 |
I think you may be the perfect candidate for the job! |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2033 |
I just can't do it; my hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2034 |
No, what's crazy is the raise you're asking for. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2035 |
We seem to have so much in common. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2036 |
This new dress code is crazy! |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2037 |
It appears you're over-qualified. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2038 |
Well I'm sorry, but our hands are really tied here. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2039 |
So, Ms. Houdini, let's see what you can do. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2040 |
I'm sorry, I can't help you. My hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2041 |
Since we're both tied up, lunch is postponed until tomorrow. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2042 |
Well, Miss Jones, it looks to me like you are uniquely qualified for this position. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2043 |
I know you did your best to fit in here at Bondage Inc., but we're going to have to let you go. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2044 |
On the other hand, my hands are no longer cold. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2045 |
It's crazy working here. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2046 |
Fine, how are you? |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2047 |
Qualified? Why, you could do this job with your hands tied behind your back! |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2048 |
It looks like I'll be tied up next week too. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2049 |
I agree--the money is great, but the hours are insane. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2050 |
Tell me if you think this is a crazy idea. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2051 |
I'm afraid there's not much wiggle room regarding working from home. |
1.2651 |
0.05167 |
83 |
62 |
20 |
1 |
2052 |
How fast do you toe type? |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2053 |
If you wriggle free before I do, you're hired. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2054 |
Little do they know, the loonies really are running the asylum. |
1.2651 |
0.06658 |
83 |
68 |
8 |
7 |
2055 |
It doesn't just help. You actually do have to be crazy to work here. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
2056 |
Unfortunately, it's not flexible: we're contractually bound. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2057 |
Thanks for stopping by. I was hoping you could lend me a hand. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2058 |
You seem great for the job. But then again I'm crazy. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2059 |
I'm sorry, but my hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2060 |
The boss prefers to call it 'bindage." |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2061 |
We point the finger at no one in this company. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2062 |
You'll notice we've added a degree of difficulty to performance review. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2063 |
Our hands might be tied, but no one can call us crazy. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2064 |
When I started in this firm, it was so much harder for women. |
1.2651 |
0.06875 |
83 |
69 |
6 |
8 |
2065 |
Kind of makes you miss casual Friday. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2066 |
I feel that we are of like minds. |
1.2651 |
0.04874 |
83 |
61 |
22 |
0 |
2067 |
I hear you. I'm tied up that day also. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2068 |
I don't need to write it down. I can remember. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2069 |
You will fit right in here. We are not a hands-on company. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2070 |
There are no shortcuts here. We all put on our straight jackets one buckle at a time. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2071 |
I think it's safe to say that there will be no more finger pointing -- but this is your fault. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2072 |
I see you have experience working for our company. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
2073 |
Look, Meredith... I'd love to give you a raise, but Corporate has my hands tied. |
1.2651 |
0.06875 |
83 |
69 |
6 |
8 |
2074 |
Anyone can be committed, what more can you offer ?? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2075 |
I'm sympathetic with your situation but my hands are tied too. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2076 |
I can see that your in a bind, but my hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2077 |
It all started with chewing on my nails. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2078 |
You seem uniquely qualified for a position either in the EPA for the next four years or the FDA indefinitely. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2079 |
I'd love to give you a raise, but my hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2080 |
Well, I have found that I am more in touch with myself these days. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2081 |
Why are we so restrained? |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2082 |
Thank God it's Friday. It's been the craziest week ever. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2083 |
I would like to help you out but, as you know, my hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2084 |
This hand's free app is much easier to learn this way. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2085 |
I'd love to give you the job, but my hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2086 |
If we hire you ,most days you'all be tied up in meetings |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2087 |
Let's face it! Our hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2088 |
Could you serve as my right hand? |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2089 |
This is the way Mary kicked her texting habit! |
1.2651 |
0.05167 |
83 |
62 |
20 |
1 |
2090 |
I'm glad to see you fitting in here. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2091 |
We're bound to work well together. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2092 |
So, any hobbies? |
1.2651 |
0.05167 |
83 |
62 |
20 |
1 |
2093 |
"The next series of questions in this interview are of a more personal nature... |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
2094 |
Great idea...but as you're well aware, our hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2095 |
That wraps things up. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2096 |
We're not what you call a "hands on" operation here, so we think you might just fit in. |
1.2651 |
0.04874 |
83 |
61 |
22 |
0 |
2097 |
Well, the corporate structure is strong, but there's not a lot of room for mobility. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2098 |
Between the glass ceiling and the canvas restraints, I'm beginning to think that misogyny may be a real problem at this company. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2099 |
You know I'd love to help but . . . |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2100 |
I'd love to help you out but my hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2101 |
Let's try to meet again when we're not so tied up. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2102 |
Things do often get out of control here. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2103 |
If it was up to me you'd have the promotion, but my hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
2104 |
I'm going to be straight with you: you deserve a raise but my hands are tied right now. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2105 |
My blue state friends tell me we should have seen this coming. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2106 |
This is a hands free office. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2107 |
My intuition tells me you're going to fit in quite well here, Judy. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2108 |
To work here you have to wear a jacket at all times. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2109 |
Principal Jones, do you know what it feels like to teach with all these state and federal regulations? |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2110 |
I see you've been issued the company uniform. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2111 |
Right now we're looking for people who can work with their hands. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
2112 |
I asked you to design a trendy new "straight jacket" for our spring collection. Not a straitjacket. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2113 |
I miss casual Fridays. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
2114 |
Since hiring an ergonomist, disability claims for carpal tunnel are down 90%! |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2115 |
Just tell him we can't cause we're both tied up right now. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2116 |
How's the diet going for you? |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2117 |
I'm sorry,I'd like to help you, but my hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2118 |
You were right. This does make it harder. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2119 |
It's a wrap. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2120 |
I'm afraid the assistant I'm looking for will need to be much more "hands-on." |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2121 |
First test aced. You have to be crazy to work here. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2122 |
They all know we're straight, but the jackets take it to a whole new level. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
2123 |
Of course we have to wait for the background check results before making an offer, but I think you will make a great addition to the team here at Breitbart. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
2124 |
Well I would, but my hands are tied. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
2125 |
Fitting in is very important here. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2126 |
I prefer to think that freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
2127 |
This time of year, it can get a little crazy. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2128 |
I'm looking for a more flexible work environment |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2129 |
Phone's been ringing off the hook. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
2130 |
I think you will find that this is one place where the inmates really are running the asylum. |
1.2619 |
0.05896 |
84 |
66 |
14 |
4 |
2131 |
I thought management said that they were going to "re-train" us. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2132 |
I felt my last job was too constricting. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2133 |
I'm glad to see you're staying committed. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2134 |
I think we're both having trouble opening up. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2135 |
I love casual Fridays, don't you? |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2136 |
This prevents us from checking our phones during the interview. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2137 |
Well, yes, our company does seem to frown on leaning-in. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2138 |
So, the good news is that management agreed with you that the inmates are running the asylum... |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2139 |
This is a hands-free workplace. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2140 |
I heard that you're welcoming new clients with open arms. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2141 |
Okay, give it to me straight |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2142 |
Like you, i'm all tied up |
1.2593 |
0.06521 |
81 |
66 |
9 |
6 |
2143 |
Your move. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2144 |
Know you're in a bind but I'm all tied up here. |
1.2593 |
0.06521 |
81 |
66 |
9 |
6 |
2145 |
Yes, but there is no glass ceiling. |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
2146 |
This latest diet craze sucks. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2147 |
You'll love working here--the men control everything. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2148 |
It's a crazy business but I love it. |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
2149 |
This is incredibly hard for me too. I have to let you go. |
1.2593 |
0.06978 |
81 |
68 |
5 |
8 |
2150 |
Aggressive regulatory compliance is our policy. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2151 |
Well, one of us is going to have to change. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2152 |
Did they say you talk with your hands too much as well? |
1.2593 |
0.04900 |
81 |
60 |
21 |
0 |
2153 |
Welcome to the Dept. of Education. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2154 |
So, you're OK with our no tweet policy? Now, can you type with your nose? |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2155 |
Definitely no texting during this meeting. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2156 |
Hands-free is out. Arms-free is the next big thing. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2157 |
Couldn't they have come up with a more creative solution to limit screen time? |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2158 |
Great question! Yes, I can definitely say that the inmates run the asylum. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2159 |
A few unanticipated problems developed when we took over the asylum. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2160 |
Looks like you're a good fit for this organization, and I'm sure we can squeeze you in. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2161 |
So, why do you think you're transition-team material? |
1.2593 |
0.06754 |
81 |
67 |
7 |
7 |
2162 |
So, what else qualifies you to be on the President-elect's National Security team? |
1.2593 |
0.06521 |
81 |
66 |
9 |
6 |
2163 |
Want to reschedule? Looks like you're as tied up as I am. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2164 |
Of all my prospects, I feel this job is a perfect fit. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2165 |
Is this how driverless cars got started? |
1.2593 |
0.06521 |
81 |
66 |
9 |
6 |
2166 |
Let's talk. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2167 |
The holidays can be tough for all of us. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2168 |
You fit in perfectly with our uptight Friday policy. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2169 |
And yes, we are fully bonded and insured. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2170 |
You blinked. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2171 |
I guess the boss is pretty serious about this "no selfie" rule. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2172 |
The vice president-elect said this will cure us. |
1.2593 |
0.06754 |
81 |
67 |
7 |
7 |
2173 |
Mr. Grey will see you now. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2174 |
Welcome to HR. Now what can we do for you? |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2175 |
They finally found a way to keep us from posting fake news. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2176 |
Stopping smoking is easier than I thought it would be. |
1.2593 |
0.05205 |
81 |
61 |
19 |
1 |
2177 |
Your restraint is admirable, as is mine. |
1.2593 |
0.06521 |
81 |
66 |
9 |
6 |
2178 |
This is exactly why I tell everyone to stay home when they're sick. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2179 |
Finally our management has found a way to stop finger pointing. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2180 |
As women, we're bound to feel that way. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2181 |
I've been pretty much tied to my desk recently; how about you? |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2182 |
No, you first! |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
2183 |
We are, first and foremost, storytellers, Anne. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2184 |
Here at HR we understand the stresses you experience at our company. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2185 |
You'll fit in well here; this place is an insane asylum. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2186 |
Interesting that we both love Patsy Cline. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2187 |
Our policy is to restrain our editors to ensure thinking precedes any actions. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2188 |
The boss thinks we should loosen up. |
1.2593 |
0.05205 |
81 |
61 |
19 |
1 |
2189 |
We also make a line of QueerJackets. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2190 |
We are looking for a candidate with hands-on experience |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2191 |
Me too. It's not that I don't think about it. I just don't do it any more. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2192 |
They told us to show some restraint, but now what? |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2193 |
I have a feeling we think alike. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2194 |
You think this is bad. Wait 'til you see what Trump's Secretary of Labor has in store for us. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2195 |
I just feel like I can't go anywhere. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2196 |
I thought I was clear you'd be working crazy hours... |
1.2593 |
0.05205 |
81 |
61 |
19 |
1 |
2197 |
I very much want to help you. But my hands are tied. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2198 |
Even if we could, I still don't think this would will stop him from tweeting. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2199 |
Yes, I am on that diet plan,too. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2200 |
Before you tell me why you hate your mother, let me tell you why I hate mine. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
2201 |
I wish I could help, but my hands are tied. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
2202 |
I'm fit to be tied |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2203 |
Now lets see if we can have a conversation without using our hands. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
2204 |
As for dress code, we have a strict hands-off policy. |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
2205 |
They're gonna think we're nuts. |
1.2561 |
0.06211 |
82 |
66 |
11 |
5 |
2206 |
How are your nose-typing skills? |
1.2561 |
0.05435 |
82 |
63 |
17 |
2 |
2207 |
I wanted to be someone you could relate to. |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
2208 |
The way I see it, I'm as qualified as you are for this job. |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
2209 |
It looks like we are ready to wrap this up. |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
2210 |
Welcome to today's kleptomaniac cure therapy session |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
2211 |
Our cybersecurity team recommended it. |
1.2561 |
0.06211 |
82 |
66 |
11 |
5 |
2212 |
This is nothing. You should sit in on a division meeting. |
1.2561 |
0.05435 |
82 |
63 |
17 |
2 |
2213 |
Well, this is bound to be interesting. |
1.2561 |
0.05964 |
82 |
65 |
13 |
4 |
2214 |
I should've went to the restroom first. |
1.2561 |
0.06449 |
82 |
67 |
9 |
6 |
2215 |
At least our ceiling is padded. |
1.2561 |
0.06211 |
82 |
66 |
11 |
5 |
2216 |
Except for the restraints what else bothered you about the interview? |
1.2561 |
0.06211 |
82 |
66 |
11 |
5 |
2217 |
Now, let me be strait with you. |
1.2561 |
0.06449 |
82 |
67 |
9 |
6 |
2218 |
I was concerned about your qualifications, but now that I get a look at you, there's something I like. |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
2219 |
Ready to get lunch? I have two straws. |
1.2561 |
0.05964 |
82 |
65 |
13 |
4 |
2220 |
I like where your head's at. |
1.2561 |
0.06449 |
82 |
67 |
9 |
6 |
2221 |
I think we're coping with Trump just fine. |
1.2561 |
0.05435 |
82 |
63 |
17 |
2 |
2222 |
So since we are both tied up at the moment, why don't we do lunch Wednesday? |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
2223 |
You will be working with many other like-minded people. |
1.2561 |
0.05964 |
82 |
65 |
13 |
4 |
2224 |
I'd love to help you out of your predicament Sheila, but my arms are tied... |
1.2561 |
0.06211 |
82 |
66 |
11 |
5 |
2225 |
The good news is we're not cash strapped. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2226 |
That was the first question I asked. |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2227 |
It's bound to help somehow. |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2228 |
Crazy is the new sane, am I right? |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2229 |
I really wish I could help you, but my hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2230 |
Ok, let's wrap this up. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2231 |
Do you take shorthand? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2232 |
I'm all tied up this week! May we reschedule? |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2233 |
Yeah, I get more done on casual Friday too. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2234 |
Since we'll both be tied up, let's postpone the meeting until after the holidays. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2235 |
I also intend to excercise more self-restraint over the holidays. |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2236 |
I want to schedule an appointment, but I'm all tied up. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2237 |
Some positions are no longer available. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2238 |
Peer counseling may not work for us. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2239 |
We believe in hands-off management. |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2240 |
Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2241 |
What a coincidence, I had a bad childhood too. |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2242 |
I hear our new CEO is really insane |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2243 |
Unfortunately, you are overqualified. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2244 |
Good thing we aren't deaf. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2245 |
We're test marketing a cure for Twitter finger. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2246 |
IF YOU CAN DO IT IN UNDER 45 SECONDS, LUNCH IS ON ME. GO! |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2247 |
Actually, you're projecting. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2248 |
Rock...paper...scissor... |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2249 |
First they made us learn voice-activated software, now we have to talk without gesturing. I'm telling you, robots are replacing us soon. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2250 |
It seems like both our hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2251 |
You go first. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2252 |
I see we got the same catalog. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2253 |
I don't see the problem. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2254 |
I see you are also trying to avoid suicide since the election. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2255 |
I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. My hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2256 |
Now that we're finally running the asylum, first order of business: dress code. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2257 |
I have an itch. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2258 |
I see you have a problem with nail biting too. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2259 |
I understand your position, but my hands are tied as well. |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2260 |
I can't find straitslacks that fit. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2261 |
I am a hands-off manager. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2262 |
It seems people in the office have noticed that we have trouble working together. |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2263 |
I'm terribly sorry, but my hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.04872 |
80 |
60 |
20 |
0 |
2264 |
I empathise with your situation, but my hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2265 |
Nice to meet you, Marie, Queen of Romania. I'm Ferdinand, King of HR. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2266 |
Where's your itch? |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2267 |
Ok, let's wrap this up. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2268 |
And why would you like to work in Mr. Trump's administration? |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2269 |
I guess there is such a thing as a bad question. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2270 |
So, your complaint is to do with restrictive practice in the workplace.....? |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2271 |
I know how you feel. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2272 |
The terms are binding. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2273 |
I can't hire you. We value diversity, and one of us has to be able to open the door to get out of here. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2274 |
As you get to know me, you'll see I'm a hands-off administrator. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2275 |
I've tried every other diet out there. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2276 |
Everyone is crazy, except you and I; but I sometimes wonder about you. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2277 |
You have to understand that at Kaplan, Vogel and Bender, expressions like 'all tied up' are not simply euphemisms. |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2278 |
Ok. I guess everything is all wrapped up. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2279 |
I'm sorry I'm all tied up that day, would next Wednesday work? |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2280 |
Okay. We're ready to start your performance review. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2281 |
You be straight with me, and I'll be straight with you. |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2282 |
We've gone all in in voice recognition |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2283 |
Women and minorities are definitely welcome in the Trump administration. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2284 |
Here at S & M we encourage new talent and ideas. |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2285 |
I see you score high on empathy. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2286 |
Siri! Can you scratch my nose? |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2287 |
Where do you see yourself five seconds from now? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2288 |
When I interviewed for the job, I thought only the male employees had to wear a jacket and tie. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2289 |
I would help, but I'm a little tied up at the moment. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2290 |
We need to be a little more flexible. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2291 |
Sorry we couldn't meet earlier, I've been tied up all week! |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2292 |
We lost the battle over the office thermostat. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2293 |
I don't know what to tell you, Diane. Our hands are tied here. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2294 |
-- Just tell it to me strait, Jackie! |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2295 |
When did YOU join Nailbiters' Anonymous? |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2296 |
Hey Siri! Look up "how to get out of a straight jacket". |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2297 |
this seems a bit extreme for just picking your nose. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2298 |
They said our punishment was to have a real conversation. |
1.2500 |
0.06774 |
80 |
67 |
6 |
7 |
2299 |
Are you going to answer that? |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2300 |
I don't know about you, but I'm hoping to transition into business casual from business uptight really soon. |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2301 |
The company is so grateful for all you've done to keep us injury-free. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2302 |
Well that about wraps things up! |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2303 |
I don't like the new boss. |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2304 |
The first step in Technoaddicts Anonymous is admitting you have a problem. |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2305 |
It’s the new ‘Anger Management Training Program’ experiment. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2306 |
So, you tried to break the glass ceiling too. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2307 |
We need more than a "handshake" on this. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2308 |
Quite frankly I'd like to help but my hands are tied |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2309 |
You can channel Houdini, but I'm asking Siri. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2310 |
So, what seems to be your problem with our dress code? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2311 |
You're a perfect fit for our organization. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2312 |
There's something about you that just feels right..."Congratulations" you're hired, when can you start? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2313 |
It radical and cutting edge - but it curtails our excessive use of email and texting. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2314 |
Lke you, my hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2315 |
And what makes you think you're cut out to run an asylum? |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2316 |
Have you enjoyed your legislative internship so far? |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2317 |
"And they say smoking is hardest thing to quit ". |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2318 |
I agree you deserve a promotion, but my hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2319 |
Romney had binders full of women, but the President-Elect has women fully binded. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2320 |
Please Siri, you promised to tell us how to get these off! |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2321 |
At Houdini Corp. there is no interview as such. Now in five, four, three, two, one GO! |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2322 |
Our corporate culture may seem a bit straitlaced, but I have a feeling you would like it. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2323 |
I'm so with you. This is much more effective than mindfulness. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2324 |
I know it's a bit crazy in the office right now... |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2325 |
So what makes you think you'd be a good fit here? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2326 |
Testing out our newest idea to get Trump to stop tweeting. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2327 |
So much for breaking the Glass Ceiling. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2328 |
Did they think we didn't know about the speech recognition software? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2329 |
Why, yes! My laptop does have voice recognition software. How did you guess? |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2330 |
I used to cross my legs,too |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2331 |
So, the word is we're going to try thinking INSIDE the box for a while. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2332 |
As my stunt double, you will be expected to appear for me at all board meetings, office baby showers and holiday parties. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2333 |
Let me give this to you straight. I like your jacket. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2334 |
Men are given an extra pair of hands. It all evens out. |
1.2500 |
0.06774 |
80 |
67 |
6 |
7 |
2335 |
It gets crazy around here sometimes. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2336 |
I'm afraid our hands are tied |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2337 |
TGIF, right? |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2338 |
You'll fit. We're very wrapped up in our work! |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2339 |
I'd like to offer you the position, but my hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2340 |
Where do you see yourself in five years? . . . I asked you that five years ago didn't I? |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2341 |
YOUR hands are tied? |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2342 |
I like you. You're hired! |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2343 |
I wouldn't call this a hands-on job. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2344 |
It takes one to know one. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2345 |
Now that wer're running the asylum what's next? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2346 |
I want to help you but... well, you know. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2347 |
I'd really like to help you out, but my hands are tied on this one. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2348 |
We're just too wrapped up in this project. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2349 |
My husband thinks you would have to be sane to work in a place like this. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2350 |
You know my hands are tied on this. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2351 |
Who is running this asylum - you or me? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2352 |
What woman doesn't feel the urge to escape? |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2353 |
My hands are tied |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2354 |
I like to accessorize with a butterfly net. |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2355 |
I'm sorry I have to quit, but I've found a new job a less restrictive dress code.... |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2356 |
Welcome to tech rehab. I think you’ll find our interventions effective. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2357 |
I feel we need to take the fine print on the company's HMO more seriously. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2358 |
So . . . I just threw my hands up, you know what I mean? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2359 |
How long until we turn into butterflies? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2360 |
Yes, well, my client's instructions don't allow me any wiggle room either. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2361 |
I'd like to help but my hands are tied on this one |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2362 |
One final question. You do realize you'll be replacing me, yes? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2363 |
Things have been great, but I'm finding the company dress code a bit confining. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2364 |
It's been totally insane around here since the election. |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2365 |
I'm sorry, but my hands are tied also. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2366 |
You'll be helping me write the President Elect's speeches. Best to get a feel for the job. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2367 |
My hands are tied. You understand, right? |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2368 |
Yeah, it's not about calorie-counting. It's about making it basically impossible to feed yourself. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2369 |
This is not a hands-on position. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2370 |
So, tell me, why do you want to work at the Klepto Society? |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2371 |
I think we can market them as adult swaddling blankets. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2372 |
Honestly, our new social media restriction is working quite well. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2373 |
They only tell you about the glass ceiling part. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2374 |
I've booked the board meeting next month in the white padded room. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2375 |
Okay Google, how to get out of a straightjacket. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2376 |
Now let's try www.Houdini.com. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2377 |
I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2378 |
You think this spoils the quality of the exit interview? |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2379 |
I'm sorry, my hands are tied. You know how it is. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2380 |
Truth is, I am crazy about your numbers, but as far as a promotion, my hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2381 |
We can still lean forward. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2382 |
How will I know if I'm hired? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2383 |
Would you be willing to put these claims, in writing? |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2384 |
Some new employees find working here a bit nerve racking, but I have a feeling you'll fit right in. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2385 |
And how did you wind up here? |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2386 |
You have a lovely resume, but I'm going to have to hire someone who can actually operate my phone, pencil and keyboard. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2387 |
You tell me why you think our sweaters aren't selling. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2388 |
Well, you seem extremely qualified. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2389 |
Honestly, the best part of the job is flexibility. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2390 |
I have to tell you, my hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2391 |
You would start in management but would be groomed to run the asylum. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2392 |
I think I know White House material when I see it. Congratulations! |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2393 |
It gives applicants a better sense of the job. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2394 |
Your experience as a soccer player will come in handy here. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2395 |
It looks like it's gonna be another crazy week. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2396 |
What exactly did you mean when you said you felt confined in your last job? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2397 |
With the new administration, this will be the new reality here at the C.I.A! |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2398 |
I can't quite get my arms around the concept. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2399 |
According to my hallucinations you've done a really good job this quarter. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2400 |
I must be the sane one because the screen is facing me. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2401 |
We believe in identifying with our clients. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2402 |
The glass ceiling should have tipped us off. |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2403 |
Me, too. I didn't know Ivanka's new "Lock Her Up" brand was so literal. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2404 |
We only hire like-minded individuals |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2405 |
I see from your resume that you are bat-shit crazy. I think you might fit right in here at The New Yorker. |
1.2500 |
0.06774 |
80 |
67 |
6 |
7 |
2406 |
I'd like to get the revised budget before your lobotomy. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2407 |
I retweeted Trump. You, too? |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2408 |
I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2409 |
Love that top, where did you ever find it ? |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2410 |
I see you're comfortable with our dress code. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2411 |
Don't worry. Once we're running the asylum, everything will be great again. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2412 |
Corporate wanted a more disciplined work culture, starting with the dress code. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2413 |
What a coincidence I am also Italian. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2414 |
You'll fit right in. We'er a small group of like-minded people. |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2415 |
Because no one would stop using their phones during meetings. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2416 |
I'm not sure you're the right person to help us reach out to new customers. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2417 |
"I get it, the Trump presidency has been hard on all of us". |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2418 |
I see that you have a nail-biting problem also. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2419 |
It seems like this position is a good fit for you. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2420 |
I don't like the new dress code either, but my hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2421 |
I know you want a position with more freedom, but my hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2422 |
I am so grateful for this new anti-harassment policy from HR |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2423 |
You can't have a raise - I'm sorry, my hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2424 |
This makes it harder to lean in. |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2425 |
I wish I could let you out of your contract but my hands are tied |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2426 |
I'm sorry about your coffee headache, but 'Arms Prohibited in Building' applies to everyone. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2427 |
You understand executive power at Houdini, Inc. is limited. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2428 |
I love your resume, but tell me how you'd fit in here. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2429 |
We believe in hands-free technology and do all we can to support it. If you accept this condition of employmrmt, blink twice. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2430 |
I'd really like to help you, but my hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2431 |
Agree that it makes work challenging, but the Trump anti-tweet jacket is all the rage. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2432 |
I would like to approve your request for less constraint, but my hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2433 |
Have you ever tried a crazier diet? |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2434 |
So if the employees ask about the year-end bonus tell them it's the board's decision and our hands are tied. |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2435 |
Like everyone who works here, you'll have a free hand. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2436 |
I hope they come back. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2437 |
I see you've read up on our ultra-buttoned-down corporate culture here. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2438 |
I'm not as crazy as I look. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2439 |
The dress code for this company is insane! |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2440 |
Welcome to your first day working with the Uber Driverless Car Department." |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
2441 |
We can still make up stories. We just can't upload them. |
1.2469 |
0.06462 |
81 |
67 |
8 |
6 |
2442 |
You're not the first to complain about the new dress code here at the EPA, but honestly, my hands are tied. |
1.2469 |
0.05966 |
81 |
65 |
12 |
4 |
2443 |
I'm looking for a hands-on, self-starter type. |
1.2469 |
0.06219 |
81 |
66 |
10 |
5 |
2444 |
I'd just love to smack you on the face right now. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2445 |
When do you get out? |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2446 |
Well, no one can say we are paper-pushers! |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2447 |
Okay, we both need to stop saying "Hillary won!" |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2448 |
Not what I thought when you said, 'straight talk'. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2449 |
This is a fairly straight laced office. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2450 |
Our culture? In a word, empowerment. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2451 |
We're Jewish. We talk with our hands. This is not easy. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2452 |
It's not so bad. If you type with your nose, you can still check Facebook. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2453 |
I would have preferred pantsuits. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2454 |
Give it to me strait |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2455 |
I can easily see that your are a very seasoned and committed high school teacher. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2456 |
Don't worry, it took me five years to earn my leg irons. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2457 |
We believe in a great work-life imbalance. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2458 |
These anger management exercises are getting out of hand. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2459 |
So much for trying to break the glass celing. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2460 |
Just another day at Trump's transition headquarters. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2461 |
Looks like I'll be tied up all day |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2462 |
Hurrah for voice activated technology! |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2463 |
Let me give it to you straight . . . |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2464 |
It's supposed to keep us off our devices during meetings, but, actually, "Hey, Siri" works just fine. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2465 |
I quess they caught you knitting too. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2466 |
I really do sympathize with your situation. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2467 |
I'd like to help you but this time my hands are tied. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2468 |
The first step is to admit you have a problem with texting while you are driving. |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2469 |
Does this mean we have a binding obligation? |
1.2405 |
0.06793 |
79 |
67 |
5 |
7 |
2470 |
I prefer the gay jacket. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2471 |
We are an open... but anti-texting organization. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2472 |
I appreciate a candidate that I can be strait with. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2473 |
Define constricted.... |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2474 |
We have to be straight with one another. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2475 |
I'd love to employ another token female to the team, but as you can see, my hands are tied. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2476 |
It's a new thing we are trying in HR, it's called verbal communication therapy. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2477 |
If you were hired it looks like you would appreciate my hands off management style. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2478 |
First of all, I'll give you style points. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2479 |
My empathy knows no bounds. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2480 |
We all seem to be so wrapped up in our own lives. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2481 |
I'd like to help with your claim, but my hands are tied. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2482 |
Didn't my secretary tell you I was all tied up today. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2483 |
What makes you ask if employee freedom is restricted? |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2484 |
"Oh you're knotty"! |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2485 |
you seem to have what it takes to succeed in our company. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2486 |
I haven't used this laptop in months. |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2487 |
We believe our employees are more productive if they can't text or tweet. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2488 |
If you join our firm you'll be expected to embrace our hands-off management style. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2489 |
OK. One more time without all the body language. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2490 |
Nice corporate culture here, but not so much flex time. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2491 |
Some people think our anti-harassment policies are strict, but you should have been here before. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2492 |
I seem to be having trouble reading your body language. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2493 |
My Colleagues said I had to be crazy to work with you |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2494 |
Siri? We are done with our tech free meeting. Can you please release us? |
1.2405 |
0.06549 |
79 |
66 |
7 |
6 |
2495 |
Sometimes this job makes me thing I'm going sane. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2496 |
It's so wonderful they let us think freely. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2497 |
I just worry that you're over-qualified. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2498 |
Welcome to the transition team, Ms. Brown. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2499 |
So it's a deal. Let's not shake on it. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2500 |
And why are you so crazy about this job? |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2501 |
You'd have to be crazy to want to work here, you'll fit right in. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2502 |
Yes, it does take one to know one. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2503 |
May I borrow your glasses? |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2504 |
Causal Fridays was getting boring. |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2505 |
The red tape makes working here impossible. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2506 |
Call me crazy, but it looks better on me. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2507 |
I'd love to help you, but my hands are tied. You know how it is. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2508 |
I knew I should have checked to see if we were wearing the same thing. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2509 |
I find it helps us maintain a professional distance |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2510 |
This is a safe zone -- unless somebody else shows up. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2511 |
My previous job was too hands-on. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2512 |
Your mobile's ringing! |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2513 |
OK, let's start wrapping things up now. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2514 |
You've heard that working here drives you crazy?! |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2515 |
We like control freaks here. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2516 |
"Welcome to the Trump team". |
1.2405 |
0.06549 |
79 |
66 |
7 |
6 |
2517 |
Id really like to help but as you can see My hands are tied as well! |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2518 |
How many words can you type per minute? |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2519 |
What kind of jackets would we have to wear if we were gay? |
1.2405 |
0.06549 |
79 |
66 |
7 |
6 |
2520 |
We're looking for someone who's committed and knows the ropes! |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2521 |
I miss our casual dress Fridays. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2522 |
Thinking outside the box is fine. It's acting outside the box that's generally discouraged. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2523 |
Work is just crazy right now! |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2524 |
First I'd like to thank you for joining the Houdini fan club- |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2525 |
'I'm thinking of introducing, Jacket-free Fridays.' |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2526 |
I miss the glass ceiling. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2527 |
Are we ready for your annual performance review? |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2528 |
Congratulations, you're hired! |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2529 |
This is a secure place |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2530 |
Welcome to Acme Straight Jackets. I just know we're bound to get along. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2531 |
We were most certainly bound to meet, that much is very clear. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2532 |
Call me crazy but I never felt more together. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2533 |
Can you operate a keyboard with your nose? |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2534 |
I would help you, but my hands are tied. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2535 |
Unfortunately we can't just "hug it out." |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2536 |
Congratulations! We're nominating you for Secretary of State. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2537 |
So, when can't you start? |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2538 |
I wish there were something I could do, but my hands are tied. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2539 |
Lets get this strait |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2540 |
It looks like you would fit in well here. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2541 |
We're bound to have a good interview today. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2542 |
Many thanks for holding this crisis meeting in your work deadline anxiety dream and not in mine. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2543 |
Of course, you are free to choose any color you want. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2544 |
The hours make me crazy but at least we have casual Fridays. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2545 |
Siri, we are in straitjackets, how do we get free? |
1.2405 |
0.06549 |
79 |
66 |
7 |
6 |
2546 |
I'm afraid my hands are as tied as yours about this issue. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2547 |
Do you ever suspect that women's ideas are not appreciated by this company? |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2548 |
So, welcome to the company. Let me show you to your padded cell. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2549 |
This isn't working - I'm still attracted to you. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2550 |
Will this job ties me down in any way? |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2551 |
ok, now that we have established our boundaries.... |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2552 |
I'm glad to see you take our jacket and tie dress code as seriously as I do. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2553 |
I don't think our Straightjacket Challenge idea is going to go viral. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2554 |
Glad to see you in proper attire on your first day at the Disarmament Commission. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2555 |
H.R. is really taking this sexual harassment scandal seriously, huh boss? |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2556 |
Imagine if you sneezed right now. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2557 |
Normally I'd be happy to lend a hand, I'm just really tied up right now |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2558 |
Secret to Corporate Success #12: Always dress for the position you want versus the one you have. |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2559 |
So why should we hire you at Houdini Consultants? |
1.2405 |
0.06549 |
79 |
66 |
7 |
6 |
2560 |
So, any previous experience running an asylum? |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2561 |
The boss insists we not text at work, so I think you'll fit right in. |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2562 |
No, I don't think you're crazy to ask, but my hands are tied. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2563 |
Recent HR research shows that employees have trouble grasping metaphors. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2564 |
The offer comes with no strings attached |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2565 |
What habit are YOU trying to break? |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2566 |
The benefits are great but the job can be stifling at times |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2567 |
We run a tight ship. Sure you want to work here? |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2568 |
So let me get this strait... |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2569 |
No, I don't think you're more tightly wrapped than the rest of us. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2570 |
Let me get this straight. The Board says we have no wiggle room? |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2571 |
Stella McCartney. Yours? |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2572 |
It says here that you're a hands off learner. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2573 |
Let's wrap it up. |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2574 |
Your nose is longer. Could you peck out a reply for me? |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2575 |
We need to figure out how to break the glass ceiling. Let’s use our heads. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2576 |
I see you have experience in psychoanalysis. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2577 |
The job gradually frees you. |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2578 |
Looks like you've got a terrific feel for the company already--the job's yours! |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2579 |
Well, I think we can definitively call "Bring Your Neuroses To Work Day" a success! |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2580 |
As incoming Curator of the "Do Not Touch" wing, I've been asked to show you the ropes. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2581 |
I see that you got promoted. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2582 |
We call this "Uptight Monday" in our office. |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2583 |
They hired me because they thought psycho was short for psychologist. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2584 |
Let's be perfectly strait with each other. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2585 |
At least we can still think outside the box. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2586 |
They say 80% of communication is body language. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2587 |
Let me give it to you strait |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2588 |
I understand your problem. I wish I could help you. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2589 |
You've probably heard we're really cutting back on outreach. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2590 |
That about wraps it up. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2591 |
Our true barrier isn't the glass ceiling. It's the padded walls. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2592 |
One of the many issues when the lunatics take over the asylum. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2593 |
So how are you at typing with your nose? |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2594 |
it's a hands off kind of job |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2595 |
Who do you think is taking the office supplies? |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2596 |
I'd like to hire you, but my hands are tied. Surely, you can appreciate my predicament. |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2597 |
It seems we're both tied up |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2598 |
Thanks for attending our Democrats for the next four years meet. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2599 |
Upper management decided that our proximity to the glass ceiling might result in injury to ourselves or others. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2600 |
When can you start? |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2601 |
Please just relax and tell me why you think you'd fit in with our organization. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2602 |
If you do not want to lift a finger, then this is your dream job. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2603 |
Are you mocking me? |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2604 |
I find it surprisingly liberating - there seem far fewer decisions to make. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2605 |
You have to be crazy to work here." "Yes, my last job was the cartoon editor for the New Yorker. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2606 |
Great interview. You'll fit in well here. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2607 |
I feel like we're really bonding. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2608 |
I'm glad you noticed we're wearing the same thing. I thought I was going crazy there for a second. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2609 |
We’re all very committed to what we do here. |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2610 |
I'd love to help you also, but my hands are tied. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2611 |
I got mine at Barneys, 20% off! |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2612 |
Frankly, it makes me long for the days we were only figuratively in Mitt Romney's Binders. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2613 |
So tell me where you see yourself in five years. |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
2614 |
Management is adamant that we not use our smartphones on company time. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2615 |
I have an itch. |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
2616 |
The boss thinks it will cut down on e-mails. |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
2617 |
The new hands-free policy takes some getting used to, but the students won't text anymore in class. |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
2618 |
Don't worry. "Casual-dress" Friday is coming up. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2619 |
Career Bound |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2620 |
You don't need to be crazy to work here. Psychotic works just fine. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2621 |
I know we have to be crazy to work here, but the dress code is a bit much. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2622 |
Management doesn't want any handshake deals. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2623 |
Yeah, there's not a lot of flexibility here but the pay's good. |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
2624 |
Don't also be tongue-tied! Say something. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2625 |
Didn't you hear? Everything in the office is voice activated. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2626 |
Now that Trump has been elected, I'm so much more calmer |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2627 |
And I don't feel the need to check my phone all the time. I am free now. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2628 |
Per the President Elect's request, these are the outfits for his Cabinet members. |
1.2338 |
0.06639 |
77 |
65 |
6 |
6 |
2629 |
I understand you're feeling constricted. |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
2630 |
Our company is a local institution. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2631 |
This new dress code policy is insane. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2632 |
Why yes, I am more relaxed. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2633 |
If you can beat me out of this jacket, you've got the job... |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2634 |
This is not exactly what I had in mind when I said 'Give it to me straight', Janet. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2635 |
I'm sorry, but we're going to let you go. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2636 |
Now what do we do? |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2637 |
You have more knots so you go first. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2638 |
At what age did you develop your Houdini fascination ? |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2639 |
Remember, this all started with "casual Fridays"... |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2640 |
How was your first day at Micro-Management Corporation? |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2641 |
Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to tweet, restrain yourself. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2642 |
You may be right about the new uniforms. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2643 |
The dress code here is strict, but you'll have no problem fitting in. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2644 |
Who knew breaking the glass ceiling would get us committed? |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2645 |
You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps...with the dress code. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2646 |
There's nothing we can do - our hands are tied. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2647 |
We are a straight laced company |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2648 |
You'll like working here...They don't bug you over productivity |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2649 |
Hang in there. The uniform gets switched to strappy bras for spring. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2650 |
Excellent: you do have to be crazy to work here. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2651 |
It prevents anyone from clawing their way to the top. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2652 |
We find it eliminates those annoying "Reply to all" emails. |
1.2338 |
0.04855 |
77 |
59 |
18 |
0 |
2653 |
Could you pass me the pen? |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2654 |
In this job, I'm always tied up one way or another. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2655 |
This is going to make the fight for Equal Pay even more challenging. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2656 |
And why do you feel more qualified for an administrative position? |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2657 |
Now can we have some straight talk? |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2658 |
Google Houdini |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2659 |
You're just not crazy enough to work here. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2660 |
I'm sorry. I just don't think you'd be a good fit for us. |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2661 |
And what prior experience do you have in running an asylum? |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
2662 |
I think our hands are tied on this one. |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
2663 |
These new team-building sessions are really making the difference. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2664 |
You're hired! I see you have what it takes to work here. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2665 |
So I think we've wrapped things up here, but I don't think I can manage doing lunch today... |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2666 |
Your jacket design has been dropped from Spring 2017. I'm sorry, my hands are tied. |
1.2338 |
0.06639 |
77 |
65 |
6 |
6 |
2667 |
At least we won't get carpal tunnel... |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
2668 |
Ever feel like you are in a bind? |
1.2338 |
0.06639 |
77 |
65 |
6 |
6 |
2669 |
Did you still want to know where I see myself in five years? |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2670 |
I apologize for yet another soul-crushing HR team building experience. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2671 |
I suppose we could have just turned off our cell phones. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2672 |
I find these performance evaluation rules a bit constraining, don't you? |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
2673 |
Okay, we agree to avoid a 'hands-on' approach. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2674 |
What makes you think you are a good hire for Houdini Industries? |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2675 |
It's a job that you can really wrap your arms around. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2676 |
I feel your pain. |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2677 |
Tell me why you think you're qualified to work here. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2678 |
I'm sorry, you're overqualified. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2679 |
It renders the glass ceiling superfluous. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2680 |
Don't blame me--I voted for Her! |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2681 |
We have to be more open with each other |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2682 |
I'm passing on your manuscript, too much of a nail-biter. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2683 |
I am going to describe a hypothetical challenging situation to you, and you tell me how you would deal with it. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2684 |
This place is crazy! |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2685 |
I'm on the waitlist for the pants. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2686 |
We want to be the Uber of straightjackets. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2687 |
I think we're getting too close to the glass ceiling. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2688 |
We went from business casual to business restraining. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2689 |
This place can drive you crazy sometimes, but it seems you already know that. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2690 |
Comfortable? |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2691 |
I would like to read our mission statement again. I may have missed something. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2692 |
Sometimes I find this job to be too constricting. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2693 |
We will be working on a body control issues today. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2694 |
It seems like you'll be a good fit for The White House Ethics office |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2695 |
Perks for the position include voice-activated office equipment and drinking straws. |
1.2338 |
0.04855 |
77 |
59 |
18 |
0 |
2696 |
Well, you know, we have a hands off policy here. |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
2697 |
President Trump will see you now. |
1.2338 |
0.06891 |
77 |
66 |
4 |
7 |
2698 |
Do you think our restrictive dress code stifles productivity? |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2699 |
Ae you sure there aren't any loose ends? |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2700 |
We were bound to do this, don't you agree? |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2701 |
Sorry we have to let you go, you just aren't committed. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2702 |
Mirroring the interviewer can be overdone. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2703 |
Seems a bit archaic to have a conversation without email, texts or emojis. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2704 |
Now you won't add to the draft and I won't edit. It's a win-win. |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
2705 |
I think all three of you would be a good fit for our organization. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2706 |
We all want raises but, as you can see, our hands are tied. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2707 |
If hired, you're bound to love this job. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2708 |
I'm sorry, but my hands are tied on this one. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2709 |
It helps me empathize. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2710 |
I assume that by now you understand that creativity is not highly valued around here. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2711 |
It's amazing how many things you can't do without hands! |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2712 |
I'm so glad I can be straight with you. |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2713 |
Helen, I would love to offer you the position, but the board has chosen another candidate and I'm afraid my hands are tied. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2714 |
I'll be straight with you; you got the dress code, you get the job. |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
2715 |
This seems like severe punishment for surfing the web at work! |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2716 |
Let me give it to you straight . . . |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2717 |
Any asylum takeover has its challenges |
1.2338 |
0.06639 |
77 |
65 |
6 |
6 |
2718 |
After a few months here, you'll be able to tell the difference between the treatment staff and the patients. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2719 |
Here at Shady Oaks Insane Asylum, we like to make our patients feel right at home! |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2720 |
So you So do you think you can handle the constraints of the job? |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2721 |
All training will be hands on |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2722 |
Mrs. Houdini, how can I help? |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2723 |
I find swaddling has a calming effect on me as well. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2724 |
We emphasize constraint |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2725 |
Yes, indeed, personal hygiene is an issue here |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2726 |
We're going to have to start saying no. |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2727 |
I'm sorry, that question is out of bounds. |
1.2338 |
0.06639 |
77 |
65 |
6 |
6 |
2728 |
At least we don't have to worry about hitting "reply all." |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2729 |
We view arms as an appendage that distracts from oral interpretation. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2730 |
I can see why you might find some of our practices confining. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2731 |
Our strict dress code leaves no wiggle room for self-expression. |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2732 |
Crazy, huh? I knew we were bound to be friends. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2733 |
It can be so difficult to hear over the din of body language, don't you agree? |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2734 |
TGIF |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2735 |
They're never adopted casual Friday here. |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
2736 |
I'd love to support your new idea, but my hands are tied. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2737 |
We're just not getting our arms around this project! |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2738 |
I tried reaching out to HR, but my hands are tied. |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2739 |
Women have always used their minds. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2740 |
Oh I think the President would love to have you on his transition team |
1.2338 |
0.06639 |
77 |
65 |
6 |
6 |
2741 |
"Constraints,"I said! "Constraints," not "Restraints." |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2742 |
I'd offer you a tissue, but I'm having trouble with this damn drawer. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2743 |
I think we both know why I can't give you a raise. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2744 |
Well, we've always said you have to be crazy to work here. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2745 |
I'm not crazy about the new dress code. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2746 |
Where do you see yourself in five years? |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2747 |
If you were a tree, what type of tree would you be? |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2748 |
I'll do whatev |