Contest #549


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549


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-12-12
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-12-25 (estimated)
Number of captions 5789
Number of responses 475431
Number of participants 19293


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I admire your restraint. 1.9020 0.03402 551 205 195 151
1 Above all, we value restraint. 1.8633 0.03739 461 184 156 121
2 I admire your restraint. 1.7926 0.04218 352 154 117 81
3 OK. NOW we can discuss the election. 1.7723 0.04457 325 150 99 76
4 On casual Fridays, it's just handcuffs. 1.7695 0.04532 321 151 93 77
5 I see from your resume that you and I went to some of the same institutions. 1.7651 0.04593 315 150 89 76
6 I really admire your restraint 1.7352 0.04681 287 138 87 62
7 Your contract includes an escape clause. 1.7143 0.04798 266 130 82 54
8 Yes, actually you DO have to be crazy to work here. 1.7132 0.04755 265 128 85 52
9 Impressive resume. And you seem committed. 1.7121 0.04832 264 130 80 54
10 We expect all our employees to be committed. 1.6972 0.05128 251 132 63 56
11 I have some good news: We're letting you go. 1.6820 0.05098 239 124 67 48
12 Production is low of course but employee theft is down to zero. 1.6793 0.05138 237 124 65 48
13 I've still got my eye on that padded corner office. 1.6780 0.04795 236 114 84 38
14 We're really looking for someone who's committed. 1.6766 0.04999 235 119 73 43
15 Well, you did agree to binding arbitration. 1.6752 0.05055 234 120 70 44
16 Tell me about a difficult situation you've been in and what you did to get out of it. 1.6738 0.04964 233 117 75 41
17 So, no words per minute then? 1.6710 0.05003 231 117 73 41
18 That's five minutes without social media. Let's try for five more. 1.6667 0.05360 228 125 54 49
19 Well this is embarrassing. We wore the same outfit today. 1.6667 0.05176 228 120 64 44
20 The best part is that they never ask us to get coffee. 1.6667 0.04947 228 114 76 38
21 You're probably wondering how I called this meeting. 1.6652 0.05271 227 122 59 46
22 I'd have to be crazy to hire you. You can start on Monday 1.6601 0.05577 203 110 52 41
23 I'd help you, but my hands are tied. 1.6545 0.05612 220 127 42 51
24 Productivity may be down, but so are sexual harassment claims. 1.6495 0.05189 214 112 65 37
25 I can see you're committed. 1.6465 0.05215 215 114 63 38
26 I prefered the nicotine patches. 1.6415 0.05109 212 110 68 34
27 Can you describe a tough situation you dealt with in the past and how you managed to get out of it? 1.6415 0.05109 212 110 68 34
28 I could have sworn he said we needed to be "retrained." 1.6394 0.05278 208 111 61 36
29 Yes, you do have to be crazy to work here. 1.6359 0.05143 206 107 67 32
30 There's been too much finger pointing around here. 1.6341 0.05211 205 108 64 33
31 Can you type? 1.6341 0.05211 205 108 64 33
32 Tell me about a challenge you have faced and how you overcame it. 1.6324 0.05370 204 111 57 36
33 As you can see, our escape clause is a little trickier than most. 1.6287 0.05417 202 111 55 36
34 The first time through binding arbitration is always difficult. 1.6287 0.05326 202 109 59 34
35 On Casual Fridays we loosen our straps. 1.6250 0.05325 200 108 59 33
36 There's limited mobility in this company. 1.6250 0.05278 200 107 61 32
37 I appreciate your restraint. 1.6250 0.05084 200 103 69 28
38 Are you as committed as I am? 1.6212 0.05325 198 107 59 32
39 No, we don't do much outreach. 1.6193 0.05251 197 105 62 30
40 What's your exit strategy? 1.6193 0.05492 197 110 52 35
41 How is your typing? 1.6193 0.05151 197 103 66 28
42 When I look at you I see myself when I first started here. 1.6193 0.05348 197 107 58 32
43 I can see you're committed. 1.6173 0.05323 196 106 59 31
44 Are you willing to be committed for the next four years? 1.6173 0.05421 196 108 55 33
45 We don't really require hands-on experience. 1.6154 0.05297 195 105 60 30
46 OK. After our Thorazine shots, you can be boss. 1.6134 0.05469 194 108 53 33
47 Welcome to the new EPA. 1.6073 0.05740 191 112 42 37
48 So I see you're committed. 1.6053 0.05469 190 106 53 31
49 Casual Fridays I understood. Houdini Tuesdays, not so much. 1.6053 0.05314 190 103 59 28
50 I can't believe we wore the same outfit to work again! 1.6032 0.05285 189 102 60 27
51 On which medication do you see yoursef in five years? 1.6011 0.05570 188 107 49 32
52 How embarrassing. We've worn the same jacket. 1.6011 0.05570 188 107 49 32
53 It's just until they find who's been stealing office supplies. 1.5989 0.05333 187 102 58 27
54 Down the hall and to the left. Good luck. 1.5989 0.05596 187 107 48 32
55 I never realized that this is how binding arbitration works 1.5978 0.05564 184 104 50 30
56 You may find the office dress code somewhat restraining, but I've embraced it. 1.5978 0.05564 184 104 50 30
57 Actually you do have to be crazy to work here. 1.5956 0.05696 183 106 45 32
58 I thought they meant fiscal restraint too. 1.5956 0.05371 183 100 57 26
59 Turns out the asylum pretty much runs itself. 1.5956 0.05536 183 103 51 29
60 In retrospect, I think we should have opted for the patch. 1.5934 0.05829 182 108 40 34
61 I'm very impressed how prepared you are for this interview. 1.5934 0.05452 182 101 54 27
62 You know my door is always open. It'd be a real problem otherwise. 1.5912 0.05643 181 104 47 30
63 Unfortunately, there is no escape clause in your contract. 1.5912 0.05070 181 94 67 20
64 Blink twice if you'd like the job. 1.5889 0.05615 180 103 48 29
65 I can't believe we wore the same outfit today. 1.5889 0.05503 180 101 52 27
66 Can you tell me a little bit about yourselves? 1.5889 0.05885 180 108 38 34
67 Look, you knew when you signed the contract that disputes were subject to binding arbitration. 1.5889 0.05724 180 105 44 31
68 I'll just make a mental note of your complaint. 1.5889 0.05446 180 100 54 26
69 The job is yours if you're willing to dislocate. 1.5866 0.05860 179 107 39 33
70 I hit "reply all" once too many times. How about you? 1.5843 0.05440 178 99 54 25
71 You seem totally committed. We like that. 1.5843 0.05612 178 102 48 28
72 I recognize your concerns, but productivity is up 200 percent since we began physically enforcing our cell phone ban. 1.5843 0.05834 178 106 40 32
73 And coffee breaks are a no-no, but at lunchtime they do let us go bobbing for apples. 1.5843 0.05440 178 99 54 25
74 You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. 1.5843 0.05669 178 103 46 29
75 We've apparently been hit with a restraining order. 1.5819 0.05407 177 98 55 24
76 Frankly, you'd have to be crazy to take this job. 1.5819 0.05524 177 100 51 26
77 You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you. 1.5819 0.05582 177 101 49 27
78 So they're letting us run the asylum. Now what? 1.5795 0.05666 176 102 46 28
79 And of course, we loosen the straps on Casual Fridays. 1.5795 0.05609 176 101 48 27
80 Just what did you think ‘legal and binding’ meant? 1.5771 0.05397 175 97 55 23
81 Restraint is what we value most in our corporate culture. 1.5771 0.05336 175 96 57 22
82 I'll have to talk to the rest of the voices in this room, but I think you're perfect for this job. 1.5771 0.05636 175 101 47 27
83 If you can scratch my nose, the job is yours. 1.5747 0.05663 174 101 46 27
84 I can't believe we wore the same thing today. 1.5739 0.05784 176 105 41 30
85 I think you'll find the mental health benefits here are very comprehensive. 1.5723 0.05631 173 100 47 26
86 Try hitting escape. 1.5698 0.05412 172 96 54 22
87 I'm impressed. You clearly did your homework before the interview. 1.5698 0.05475 172 97 52 23
88 There, now we can talk about the election. 1.5698 0.05951 172 105 36 31
89 How did you put on your glasses? 1.5698 0.05777 172 102 42 28
90 Well, I'd be insane not to hire you. 1.5698 0.05598 172 99 48 25
91 First of all. I love your outfit. 1.5629 0.05475 167 94 52 21
92 You would also get your own padded corner office. 1.5629 0.05979 167 102 36 29
93 We loosen up a bit on Fridays 1.5629 0.05408 167 93 54 20
94 You would fit right in around here assuming you aren't already committed. 1.5629 0.05795 167 99 42 26
95 Other than these we have the same chance of succeeding here as men do. 1.5629 0.05857 167 100 40 27
96 Tell me about your personalities. 1.5621 0.05680 169 99 45 25
97 I know! And I get a seat on the subway every time! 1.5602 0.05886 166 100 39 27
98 And with OUR Weight Loss Program, you can eat anything you can get your hands on! 1.5576 0.05853 165 99 40 26
99 How is your typing? 1.5576 0.05660 165 96 46 23
100 Like they say: You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. 1.5549 0.05754 164 97 43 24
101 The job comes with certain limitations. 1.5549 0.05419 164 92 53 19
102 We don't do touchy-feely here. 1.5549 0.05350 164 91 55 18
103 This IS our healthcare plan. 1.5521 0.05650 163 95 46 22
104 Now all I need is a signature. 1.5521 0.05848 163 98 40 25
105 I like what you've done with your buckles. 1.5494 0.05679 162 95 45 22
106 In five years I can see myself in the corner padded office... 1.5494 0.05611 162 94 47 21
107 Second time this week we've worn the same outfit. 1.5466 0.05775 161 96 42 23
108 Sorry, there's no wiggle room with the dress code. 1.5437 0.05938 160 98 37 25
109 We searching for candidates who are truly committed. 1.5437 0.06133 160 101 31 28
110 We're a pretty restrained group here-I think you'll fit in. 1.5437 0.05455 160 91 51 18
111 Nail biter. You? 1.5437 0.05736 160 95 43 22
112 Look at it this way! The theft of office supplies is down to zero! 1.5409 0.05765 159 95 42 22
113 Call me crazy, but I think you'll fit in just fine around here. 1.5385 0.05561 156 90 48 18
114 Wouldn't you prefer non-binding arbitration? 1.5385 0.05851 156 94 40 22
115 This job doesn't offer much mobility. 1.5385 0.05921 156 95 38 23
116 It's only for the next four years. 1.5380 0.05931 158 97 37 24
117 We're letting you go. 1.5355 0.06022 155 96 35 24
118 I guess I can't point fingers. 1.5355 0.05513 155 89 49 17
119 You'll like it here. We pretty much run the place. 1.5355 0.05881 155 94 39 22
120 Are you able to work within constraints? 1.5355 0.05359 155 87 53 15
121 You'll be getting the corner office with no windows and padded walls. 1.5355 0.05663 155 91 45 19
122 " You'd think the glass ceiling would be adequate 1.5355 0.06091 155 97 33 25
123 The walls may be padded, but there's no glass ceiling. 1.5355 0.05589 155 90 47 18
124 Unfortunately, your hands-on experience won't be very useful in this position. 1.5350 0.05753 157 94 42 21
125 At least the finger pointing has finally stopped. 1.5325 0.05617 154 90 46 18
126 Usually we start new employees with card tricks, but I see you're ready for something more advanced. 1.5325 0.05911 154 94 38 22
127 I guess they don't want us adjusting the thermostat. 1.5294 0.05412 153 87 51 15
128 Consider yourself lucky if only your nose itches. 1.5294 0.06294 153 99 27 27
129 Yes, all of the cubicles are padded too. 1.5294 0.05569 153 89 47 17
130 Is this your idea of binding arbitration? 1.5263 0.05674 152 90 44 18
131 Wanna go for a drink and unwind? 1.5263 0.05973 152 94 36 22
132 Verbal skills are a major plus. 1.5263 0.05826 152 92 40 20
133 It's awkward that we're wearing the same jacket. 1.5263 0.05597 152 89 46 17
134 Voice recognition software, mostly. 1.5263 0.05674 152 90 44 18
135 Corporate really admires someone who's committed. 1.5263 0.06188 152 97 30 25
136 Actually you do have to be crazy to work here. 1.5263 0.06046 152 95 34 23
137 The job involves a lot of delegating. 1.5263 0.05900 152 93 38 21
138 So, tell us a little bit about yourselves. 1.5232 0.06221 151 97 29 25
139 Are you free tomorrow? 1.5200 0.05574 150 88 46 16
140 I did get your email, but I haven't been able to respond. 1.5200 0.05493 150 87 48 15
141 Well, I'm looking at the contract and it seems there's no escape clause. 1.5200 0.06110 150 95 32 23
142 I can't believe we both wore the same thing to work today. 1.5200 0.05732 150 90 42 18
143 If I hear "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps" just one more time.... 1.5168 0.06068 149 94 33 22
144 Your resume says you're insane. I like that. 1.5168 0.06360 149 98 25 26
145 Okay. Now I think we're ready to discuss the election. 1.5168 0.06216 149 96 29 24
146 'But the good news is that we have casual Fridays.' 1.5168 0.05683 149 89 43 17
147 I think we all agree this is uncomfortable, but theft of office supplies is down 97%. 1.5137 0.05770 146 88 41 17
148 Around here, there is none of that you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 1.5137 0.05931 146 90 37 19
149 Well, this is awkward. 1.5137 0.05931 146 90 37 19
150 Tell me a little about yourselves. 1.5135 0.05792 148 90 40 18
151 There's no glass ceiling here, Janice. In fact, no glass of any kind. 1.5103 0.05800 145 88 40 17
152 No, I'm still allowed to practice in Texas. 1.5103 0.06199 145 93 30 22
153 Which institution do you see yourself in five years from now? 1.5103 0.06121 145 92 32 21
154 No, that doesn't sound crazy at all. 1.5069 0.05830 144 88 39 17
155 If all goes well, I'll be getting a padded office. 1.5069 0.05746 144 87 41 16
156 Can you type? 1.5069 0.05913 144 89 37 18
157 Yes, productivity has taken a hit, but office-supply theft is WAY down. 1.5069 0.05661 144 86 43 15
158 This ‘binding arbitration’ is getting us nowhere. 1.5069 0.06154 144 92 31 21
159 I preferred Casual Fridays. 1.5069 0.05661 144 86 43 15
160 And management wonders why nothing gets done. 1.5069 0.06154 144 92 31 21
161 I'm not going to lie, bathroom breaks here are the worst. 1.5035 0.05861 143 88 38 17
162 You remind me of myself when I started here. 1.5035 0.05240 143 81 52 10
163 One last question, what would you say is your greatest limitation? 1.5035 0.05776 143 87 40 16
164 You're hired. And welcome to the White House. 1.5035 0.06026 143 90 34 19
165 Welcome to social media rehab. 1.5035 0.06345 143 94 26 23
166 We're very hands off here. 1.5035 0.06026 143 90 34 19
167 Answer my phone by the 4th ring and you have the job. 1.5035 0.06188 143 92 30 21
168 Well, I can tell you're bound and determined... 1.5035 0.05603 143 85 44 14
169 I preferred the glass ceiling. 1.5035 0.06188 143 92 30 21
170 Would I be correct in assuming your boss is also a control freak? 1.5035 0.05690 143 86 42 15
171 Why couldn't Mankoff just tell us employees can't enter the caption contest? 1.5000 0.06380 142 94 25 23
172 A person would have to be crazy to want to work here. You're hired. 1.5000 0.05632 142 85 43 14
173 Before we get into the serious stuff, let me ask, how did you get those glasses on? 1.5000 0.06075 144 92 32 20
174 And at twenty-five years, you get golden handcuffs 1.5000 0.06222 142 92 29 21
175 Nope. Still gay. 1.5000 0.06059 142 90 33 19
176 Around here, there's none of that 'I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine.' 1.5000 0.05892 142 88 37 17
177 On the up side, I've stopped biting my nails. 1.4965 0.06008 141 89 34 18
178 Sorry. I'm looking for someone with some hands-on experience. 1.4965 0.05570 141 84 44 13
179 Okay, I guess we both got a little crazy at the meeting. 1.4965 0.05660 141 85 42 14
180 I'm pleased to see you display the proper level of restraint. 1.4965 0.05837 141 87 38 16
181 I guess you DO have to be crazy to work here. 1.4965 0.06256 141 92 28 21
182 Our anti-texting campaign seems to be working. 1.4965 0.05570 141 84 44 13
183 Welcome to the EPA 1.4965 0.06336 141 93 26 22
184 Now we come to the part of the interview where we evaluate your problem solving ability. 1.4929 0.05779 140 86 39 15
185 I think you are exactly the person we are looking for. 1.4929 0.05598 140 84 43 13
186 May I speak freely? 1.4929 0.06124 140 90 31 19
187 I think our corporate culture will suit you. 1.4929 0.05779 140 86 39 15
188 We're really looking for people to be committed. 1.4929 0.05954 140 88 35 17
189 Yeah, it helped me quit smoking too. 1.4929 0.05867 140 87 37 16
190 Perhaps if I hit the escape key... 1.4929 0.05954 140 88 35 17
191 I thought he said he'd be "retraining " us today . 1.4929 0.05690 140 85 41 14
192 So we're running the asylum. Now what? 1.4929 0.06208 140 91 29 20
193 You're obviously perfectly suited for this position 1.4929 0.05598 140 84 43 13
194 We can still butt heads. 1.4929 0.05779 140 86 39 15
195 Only on Mondays. Tuesdays he likes to be spanked. 1.4929 0.06371 140 93 25 22
196 God, I can’t wait for casual Friday. 1.4929 0.06124 140 90 31 19
197 You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. 1.4929 0.05954 140 88 35 17
198 You seem like a perfect fit. 1.4929 0.05779 140 86 39 15
199 I thought we could both use a mental health day. 1.4929 0.06208 140 91 29 20
200 You have to be really committed to work here. 1.4892 0.05898 139 87 36 16
201 You'll be working with Congress. 1.4892 0.05986 139 88 34 17
202 I apologize for the inconvenience, Your Holiness. 1.4892 0.05627 139 84 42 13
203 I'm free Wednesday; what about you? 1.4891 0.05686 137 83 41 13
204 Are there any restrictions that come with the job? 1.4891 0.05872 137 85 37 15
205 Self-restraint is important in this job. 1.4891 0.05872 137 85 37 15
206 I'll say this--you know how to dress for an interview. 1.4891 0.05872 137 85 37 15
207 And we offer a very generous mental health plan! 1.4853 0.05903 136 85 36 15
208 You're hired. Welcome to The New Yorker. 1.4853 0.06763 136 95 16 25
209 ...and how are your typing skills? 1.4853 0.05810 136 84 38 14
210 We think you're a perfect fit for us. 1.4815 0.05648 135 82 41 12
211 I'm starting to think that "Ugly Sweater Day" was a better idea. 1.4815 0.05934 135 85 35 15
212 As you've probably surmised, the glass ceiling is going to be the least of your problems here. 1.4815 0.06207 135 88 29 18
213 Call me crazy, but I think you'll fit in very well here. 1.4815 0.05648 135 82 41 12
214 Tech support said we should just sit tight till they get here. 1.4815 0.05840 135 84 37 14
215 Doesn't every job have its constraints? 1.4815 0.05840 135 84 37 14
216 One other thing, this place is a madhouse. 1.4815 0.06383 135 90 25 20
217 Welcome to middle management. 1.4815 0.06118 135 87 31 17
218 And you can see this job requires no hands on experience. 1.4815 0.06118 135 87 31 17
219 Where do you see yourself in 5 minutes? 1.4815 0.06118 135 87 31 17
220 The asylum is running better since we've taken over. 1.4815 0.05840 135 84 37 14
221 Call me crazy, but I think you'll be a great fit for the position. 1.4776 0.05871 134 84 36 14
222 So would you say you're a straps half-loose or straps half-tight kind of person? 1.4776 0.06151 134 87 30 17
223 It seems like nobody ever lends a hand around here. 1.4776 0.05966 134 85 34 15
224 So, why do you want to work at Mad magazine? 1.4776 0.06059 134 86 32 16
225 It goes without saying, we'll be working insane hours. 1.4776 0.05775 134 83 38 13
226 What we really need is a typist. 1.4776 0.06059 134 86 32 16
227 It eliminates the bias of body language. 1.4776 0.05677 134 82 40 12
228 Tell me about a tough situation you found yourself in, and how you got out of it. 1.4776 0.06151 134 87 30 17
229 You do realize there are some restrictions that come with the position. 1.4776 0.05775 134 83 38 13
230 No, You're crazy. 1.4776 0.06419 134 90 24 20
231 Are you free for lunch? 1.4776 0.05871 134 84 36 14
232 I've got to hand it to you, but not just now. 1.4776 0.05966 134 85 34 15
233 I miss finger food. Is that crazy? 1.4776 0.05966 134 85 34 15
234 Sign here and the job is yours. 1.4776 0.06151 134 87 30 17
235 Unfortunately, we need to hire someone who has hands-on experience. 1.4737 0.06092 133 86 31 16
236 I keep mine on until they find someone else to make coffee. 1.4737 0.06092 133 86 31 16
237 Wow, you really did your research for this job interview. 1.4737 0.05805 133 83 37 13
238 On the plus side, we never get carpal tunnel. 1.4737 0.06092 133 86 31 16
239 If you get out in less than 10 seconds, the job is yours. 1.4737 0.05998 133 85 33 15
240 The company's smoking cessation program has really worked for me. You? 1.4737 0.05503 133 80 43 10
241 Haven't smoked in a week. And you? 1.4737 0.05706 133 82 39 12
242 Finally, we really are running the asylum. 1.4737 0.06455 133 90 23 20
243 The work here is more cerebral, less hands on. 1.4737 0.05805 133 83 37 13
244 We can't both be crazy, can we? 1.4697 0.06125 132 86 30 16
245 I'm tied up until noon, how about you? 1.4697 0.05735 132 82 38 12
246 Would you hit the escape key for me? 1.4697 0.05933 132 84 34 14
247 We both need to loosen up 1.4697 0.05835 132 83 36 13
248 You have to be crazy to work here. 1.4697 0.06402 132 89 24 19
249 Oh, it keeps me from hitting “reply all.” How about you? 1.4697 0.05735 132 82 38 12
250 We've taken binding arbitration to a new level. 1.4697 0.06030 132 85 32 15
251 Let's face it; we're both in a bind. 1.4697 0.05530 132 80 42 10
252 Loyalty and excellence are nice, but here, we're all about commitment. 1.4697 0.06030 132 85 32 15
253 In this economy, we're only able to offer our employees basic mental health coverage. 1.4697 0.06311 132 88 26 18
254 Call me crazy, but I think you'd be perfect for the job! 1.4697 0.05933 132 84 34 14
255 Karen, let's be honest, straitjacket Wednesdays isn't taking off like we thought it would. 1.4697 0.06219 132 87 28 17
256 At least my carpal tunnel has cleared up. 1.4697 0.05835 132 83 36 13
257 Butting heads is pretty much the only way to get things done around here. 1.4697 0.05735 132 82 38 12
258 You gotta be crazy to want this job. 1.4697 0.05933 132 84 34 14
259 Finally, we are running the asylum. 1.4656 0.06063 131 85 31 15
260 If anyone calls, we're tied up in a meeting. 1.4656 0.05765 131 82 37 12
261 I see you've done your research. 1.4656 0.06253 131 87 27 17
262 I knew you were the right person for the job the moment you walked through the door. 1.4656 0.05866 131 83 35 13
263 It's really not so bad, over at the EPA folks are blindfolded. 1.4656 0.06438 131 89 23 19
264 Call it a hunch, but you seem well suited for this company. 1.4656 0.06159 131 86 29 16
265 Tell me a little about yourselves. 1.4656 0.06159 131 86 29 16
266 So, I think we should consider inserting an escape clause at this point. 1.4656 0.05965 131 84 33 14
267 Don't worry, we're not concerned about hands-on experience. 1.4656 0.05662 131 81 39 11
268 Call me crazy, but I think you'd be perfect for the job! 1.4656 0.06063 131 85 31 15
269 We insist that our staff be fully committed. 1.4656 0.05765 131 82 37 12
270 I'm a nail-biter. What's your excuse? 1.4656 0.05765 131 82 37 12
271 I can already tell you're going to fit right in. 1.4656 0.05662 131 81 39 11
272 Yes, but in theory can you use Word and Excel? 1.4656 0.05662 131 81 39 11
273 Concerning your raise, Brenda- I realize you're in a bind, but as you can see, my hands are tied. 1.4656 0.06253 131 87 27 17
274 Tell me about a challenge or conflict you've faced at work, and how you dealt with it. 1.4651 0.06033 129 83 32 14
275 Not sure about productivity but it cuts down on snacking. 1.4651 0.05508 129 78 42 9
276 Our management style is very hands off. 1.4651 0.06033 129 83 32 14
277 Now you understand that this agreement is fully binding... 1.4651 0.05168 129 75 48 6
278 I've got great news -- I gotta let you go. 1.4651 0.06327 129 86 26 17
279 You're bound to be hired. 1.4651 0.06033 129 83 32 14
280 Sexual harassment is way down. I just didn't foresee the drop in productivity. 1.4651 0.06327 129 86 26 17
281 They take binding contracts to the next level here. 1.4615 0.06192 130 86 28 16
282 REALLY?! I happen to KNOW Wonder Woman, and she DOESN'T wear glasses." 1.4615 0.06382 130 88 24 18
283 You seem well suited for this position. 1.4615 0.06192 130 86 28 16
284 I don't think anyone really thought through "Silence of the Lambs" Friday. 1.4609 0.06553 128 88 21 19
285 Nice jacket. 1.4609 0.06458 128 87 23 18
286 You've got to be crazy to work here! 1.4609 0.06065 128 83 31 14
287 I understand now that the agreement was binding 1.4609 0.05645 128 79 39 10
288 And how much hands on experience do you have? 1.4609 0.06265 128 85 27 16
289 It’s the only way to restrain myself from replying to his tweets. And you? 1.4609 0.06265 128 85 27 16
290 We're really looking for someone who can show some restraint. 1.4609 0.05963 128 82 33 13
291 I love your jacket! 1.4609 0.06166 128 84 29 15
292 well, you've demonstrated proper restraint....I like that 1.4574 0.05720 129 81 37 11
293 I'm hoping to get out early today. 1.4567 0.06098 127 83 30 14
294 I like you, Karen. You remind me of myself at your age. 1.4567 0.05674 127 79 38 10
295 How fast can you type? 1.4567 0.06098 127 83 30 14
296 I told them we would be tied up all day 1.4567 0.06200 127 84 28 15
297 Remember, my padded door is always open. 1.4567 0.05995 127 82 32 13
298 Tell me, in which institution do you see yourself in five years? 1.4567 0.06098 127 83 30 14
299 I think it's safe to say we both got a little crazy in our last meeting. 1.4567 0.06098 127 83 30 14
300 Call me crazy, but it looks like you're finally dressing for the position you want. 1.4567 0.06495 127 87 22 18
301 You'll find we're not very touchy-feely here. 1.4567 0.06300 127 85 26 16
302 The thing is, no one's gonna hand you anything at this company. 1.4567 0.06200 127 84 28 15
303 Congratulations, we have to let you go. 1.4567 0.05890 127 81 34 12
304 Typing is tricky, but sexual harassment claims are down 90%. 1.4567 0.05995 127 82 32 13
305 Of course men only have to work 70% as hard to escape. 1.4524 0.06335 126 85 25 16
306 That about wraps it up today 1.4524 0.05921 126 81 33 12
307 I see we go to the same therapist. 1.4524 0.06027 126 82 31 13
308 Five? Very impressive. Most of us here can only hammer out three words per minute. 1.4524 0.06027 126 82 31 13
309 We could use another pair of hands around here. 1.4524 0.05813 126 80 35 11
310 Don't you just hate being tied up in meetings all day? 1.4524 0.06234 126 84 27 15
311 You don't have to be crazy to work here but it . . . oh wait, you do. 1.4524 0.06234 126 84 27 15
312 Call me crazy, but I think you'd be just right for our organization. 1.4524 0.06132 126 83 29 14
313 You remind me of me when I was your age. 1.4524 0.06335 126 85 25 16
314 We believe in a hands off approach. 1.4524 0.05921 126 81 33 12
315 Quite impressive how you studied our corporate culture. 1.4524 0.05702 126 79 37 10
316 Nice jacket. 1.4524 0.05921 126 81 33 12
317 Where'd you get your jacket? 1.4524 0.06234 126 84 27 15
318 You don't need to be crazy to work here, but it helps. 1.4524 0.05813 126 80 35 11
319 OK, now that we can't text, let's talk. 1.4513 0.06651 113 76 23 14
320 Remember when it was just the glass ceiling? 1.4480 0.06269 125 84 26 15
321 We'd be sane not to hire you. 1.4480 0.06059 125 82 30 13
322 We've found that the jackets force us to solve problems rather than point fingers. 1.4480 0.05952 125 81 32 12
323 This job requires commitment. 1.4480 0.05731 125 79 36 10
324 Is this going to happen to all of the journalists or just those in New York? 1.4480 0.06371 125 85 24 16
325 I said you'd have to be crazy to take this job. 1.4480 0.06269 125 84 26 15
326 Let's talk; I'm on a texting restraint order too. 1.4480 0.06165 125 83 28 14
327 You get out first, and the job is yours. 1.4444 0.06126 126 84 28 14
328 If you can escape before I do you're hired. 1.4435 0.06092 124 82 29 13
329 The company enforces a very strict No Texting policy. 1.4435 0.05645 124 78 37 9
330 Sorry to keep you waiting. It's a real madhouse in here. 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
331 It can get crazy around here. I think you'll fit right in. 1.4435 0.05645 124 78 37 9
332 Unfortunately, we were looking to fill the position with someone a bit more psychotic. 1.4435 0.06199 124 83 27 14
333 You've gotta be crazy to want to work here. 1.4435 0.05873 124 80 33 11
334 You remind me of myself when I was your age. 1.4435 0.05528 124 77 39 8
335 You have to be crazy to work here. 1.4435 0.05873 124 80 33 11
336 You could have told me you were going to wear this today. 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
337 What Cabinet position did you get? 1.4435 0.06407 124 85 23 16
338 I'm sure you're aware the contract will be binding. 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
339 I'm sorry but we're looking for more diversity 1.4426 0.06054 122 80 30 12
340 We find it helps with employee retention. 1.4426 0.05588 122 76 38 8
341 Today's been crazy for me, too. 1.4426 0.05826 122 78 34 10
342 Can I get you anything -- coffee, lithium? 1.4426 0.06054 122 80 30 12
343 So let me explain our new Twitter policy. 1.4426 0.06165 122 81 28 13
344 Guys love it. I'm not sure why. 1.4426 0.06273 122 82 26 14
345 I think you're a good fit. 1.4426 0.06273 122 82 26 14
346 In my last job, I was chained to the desk 1.4426 0.05941 122 79 32 11
347 You'll have the corner office with the padded walls. 1.4426 0.05941 122 79 32 11
348 It looks like we have a binding agreement. 1.4426 0.05941 122 79 32 11
349 What do you see yourself escaping from in five years? 1.4426 0.06273 122 82 26 14
350 You seem perfectly well-suited for the position. 1.4426 0.05826 122 78 34 10
351 Unfortunately, we do not provide mental health leave. However, our cubicles are padded. 1.4380 0.06198 121 81 27 13
352 Some employees are complaining that our dress code is too restrictive. 1.4380 0.05737 121 77 35 9
353 I can't wait for casual friday 1.4380 0.06417 121 83 23 15
354 I like your can't-do attitude. 1.4380 0.06198 121 81 27 13
355 You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.4380 0.06417 121 83 23 15
356 Sorry, but we are looking for someone with actual hands-on experience. 1.4380 0.05491 121 75 39 7
357 Mike Pence says if we wear these we will start liking boys 1.4380 0.06523 121 84 21 16
358 Your Restraint is admirable. 1.4380 0.06308 121 82 25 14
359 On a brighter note - there are bidets in all of the bathrooms 1.4380 0.06086 121 80 29 12
360 I don't see restraints just opportunity. 1.4380 0.05856 121 78 33 10
361 Mr. Houdini will see you now. 1.4348 0.06067 115 75 30 10
362 The job does come with certain constraints. 1.4344 0.05818 122 79 33 10
363 You'll learn after a few days with Team Trump a straight jacket will feel so comforting. 1.4333 0.06453 120 83 22 15
364 I need you to be more hands on. 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
365 If you're happy and you know it ... 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
366 Decaf, black, and with a straw. 1.4333 0.06344 120 82 24 14
367 How many words can you type per minute? 1.4333 0.05643 120 76 36 8
368 We're looking for someone with more hands on experience. 1.4333 0.06232 120 81 26 13
369 Before Houdini Enterprises hires you, there is one more final test. 1.4333 0.06561 120 84 20 16
370 Well, I think that just about wraps things up. 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
371 Make no mistake: You have to be crazy to work here. 1.4333 0.06561 120 84 20 16
372 There's something strange about this company, but I just can't put my finger on it. 1.4333 0.05765 120 77 34 9
373 ...And while smoking is restricted to the parking lot, you can shriek and howl anywhere you like. 1.4333 0.05765 120 77 34 9
374 I've stopped smoking and lost 20 pounds. 1.4333 0.06232 120 81 26 13
375 It's a crazy place to work, but I think you'll fit right in. 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
376 The problem with our department is the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing. 1.4333 0.05886 120 78 32 10
377 What's holding you back? 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
378 There are no back stabbers here, but watch out for head butts. 1.4333 0.05765 120 77 34 9
379 I see that you already know about our dress code. 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
380 On the other hand, you'll appreciate Casual Fridays so much more. 1.4286 0.05670 119 76 35 8
381 You'll notice all our electronic devices around here are hands free. 1.4286 0.06267 119 81 25 13
382 I'm told it's so we don't cut ourselves on the glass ceiling. 1.4286 0.06490 119 83 21 15
383 Wish I could help you but my hands are tied. 1.4286 0.06490 119 83 21 15
384 I think you're going to fit right in to the corporate culture. 1.4286 0.06152 119 80 27 12
385 Describe something you struggle with at work and show me how you deal with it. 1.4286 0.06267 119 81 25 13
386 I wish I could, but my hands are tied." 1.4286 0.06490 119 83 21 15
387 And what makes you think you'd be happy here? 1.4286 0.06035 119 79 29 11
388 So, you find our dress code too restricting... 1.4286 0.06267 119 81 25 13
389 As you know, we take binding contracts very seriously here. 1.4286 0.06152 119 80 27 12
390 I see you take a hand-off approach to management, too. 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
391 I must admit I admire your self-restraint. 1.4286 0.05794 119 77 33 9
392 It's just until IT finishes updating the internet filter. 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
393 So, what attracted you to this company? 1.4286 0.05794 119 77 33 9
394 But at least we get to run the place. 1.4286 0.06035 119 79 29 11
395 I can empathize with your circumstance, but, I'm looking for someone to answer my phone. 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
396 I know exactly how you feel. 1.4286 0.05916 119 78 31 10
397 It's not bad here, we do have unrestrained Friday's 1.4286 0.06267 119 81 25 13
398 Sorry to keep you waiting, it's been crazy around here lately. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
399 I'm running out of wiggle room here. 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
400 You can't quit. Our contracts are binding. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
401 Why do you think you are a good fit for our company? 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
402 Everybody's going to submit a caption about us being tied up in a meeting. 1.4237 0.06745 118 85 16 17
403 Pick your poison: institutionally marginalized or marginally institutionalized. 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
404 I think it's great that we're both showing much more restraint. 1.4237 0.05302 118 73 40 5
405 The job is dreadful, but the benefits are insane. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
406 Don't worry, you'll fit right in. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
407 I preferred the golden handcuffs. 1.4237 0.05697 118 76 34 8
408 It all started making a lot more sense once we realised that you DO need to be crazy to work here. 1.4237 0.05697 118 76 34 8
409 You have to be crazy to work here. You’re hired. 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
410 Welcome to the White House 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
411 I'm really looking forward to casual Friday. 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
412 Your behavior has put us both in a difficult position. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
413 I'd love to go to lunch with you but it looks like I'll be tied up the rest of the day. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
414 We are deeply committed to a hands-off management style. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
415 You must be crazy to work here. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
416 There's no question that we are both in a bind here. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
417 Where did you used to hope to be in five years? 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
418 This place is a madhouse. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
419 Jeanie, we are so pleased to offer you a position with the EPA. 1.4237 0.06527 118 83 20 15
420 We can do it. We CAN go 24 hours without texting. 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
421 I see you are familiar with our dress code. 1.4237 0.05697 118 76 34 8
422 The irony of this situation does not escape me. 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
423 Shouldn't you be writing this down? 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
424 The corporate culture here is stifling. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
425 What type of hospital do you see yourself in in five years? 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
426 Sometimes it gets a little crazy around here 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
427 What makes you think you'll be a good fit? 1.4237 0.05697 118 76 34 8
428 He said not until we come up with an idea. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
429 As you know, when it comes to running the asylum, we think it's important to promote from within. 1.4237 0.05697 118 76 34 8
430 I think you'll fit right in here. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
431 Nordstrom Rack. Where did you get yours? 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
432 I see you've dressed for the job you want. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
433 I think you may be perfect for this position. 1.4237 0.06301 118 81 24 13
434 Siri, google "escape from straight jacket." 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
435 Why no, you don't have to be crazy to work here. 1.4237 0.06527 118 83 20 15
436 So, I was actually hoping to hire an assistant who would be able to...you know...assist. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
437 obviously 'you scratch my back, I scratch yours' isn't going to work here. 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
438 It's not binding until you sign. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
439 I think we've tied up all the loose ends. 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
440 Who did your buckles? 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
441 So why should we grant you asylum? 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
442 Welcome to your first meeting of Masturbators Anonymous. 1.4237 0.06852 118 86 14 18
443 If I were you, and I think I am. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
444 Your clearly qualified, but I need to know you'll be committed. 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
445 The flip side is we won't ever ask you to sign anything. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
446 Nail biting. What about you? 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
447 I have a feeling you're going to fit right in here. 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
448 I think you're going to fit in very well here. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
449 Personally, I think you're very well-suited for this job. 1.4237 0.05697 118 76 34 8
450 This is why I suggested the NON-binding arbitration. 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
451 I love your jacket! 1.4188 0.05852 117 77 31 9
452 That's very interesting; I find myself in a similar situation. 1.4188 0.05725 117 76 33 8
453 So, I gather that you're OK with our hands-off policy? 1.4188 0.05725 117 76 33 8
454 How can I help you? 1.4188 0.06564 117 83 19 15
455 Something tells me you're a good fit for this position. 1.4188 0.05595 117 75 35 7
456 I see that you are already acquainted with our dress policy. 1.4188 0.06218 117 80 25 12
457 Sorry, but nobody here has an escape clause in their employment contract. 1.4188 0.06099 117 79 27 11
458 Yes, they've definitely put us in charge, but I think there's a catch. 1.4188 0.06336 117 81 23 13
459 You seem to be a perfect candidate to replace me. 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
460 Are you free Tuesdays? 1.4174 0.06416 115 80 22 13
461 We have to shake the image that the inmates are running the asylum. 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
462 'You scratch my back, I scratch yours' doesn't work here. 1.4174 0.05921 115 76 30 9
463 Let's just agree to shake on it later. 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
464 Now maybe we can have this conversation without checking our phones. 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
465 Are those boots slip-ons? 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
466 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 1.4174 0.06985 115 85 12 18
467 Welcome to cellphone addicts anonymous. 1.4174 0.06534 115 81 20 14
468 Looks like were both tied up today. Shall we reschedule? 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
469 Well, I think we're all wrapped up here. 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
470 I LOVE yours.Where did you get it? 1.4174 0.05921 115 76 30 9
471 In hindsight, well yes, we should have both moved to Canada. 1.4174 0.06416 115 80 22 13
472 I'd like to help you but my hands are tied. 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
473 But what I miss most is retweeting delusional nonsense and brushing my hair. 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
474 The small print in these binding contracts are no joke. 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
475 It's important to dress for the job you want, not the job that you have. 1.4174 0.06763 115 83 16 16
476 Does my hair make me look crazy? 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
477 No twitter Tuesday is so liberating. 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
478 Says here you type 100 words per minute? 1.4174 0.05921 115 76 30 9
479 As you can see, we have a no-texting policy at the office. 1.4174 0.06534 115 81 20 14
480 Yes, you do have to be crazy to work here. 1.4174 0.06416 115 80 22 13
481 Look, I can see you're in a real bind here, but my hands are completely tied. 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
482 Can you type with your nose? 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
483 Obviously you've researched our institutional culture . . . 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
484 You're hired. Let's nod on it. 1.4174 0.05521 115 73 36 6
485 I think you'd fit in well here. 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
486 Welcome to middle management. 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
487 Do you have any hands-on experience? 1.4159 0.06376 113 78 23 12
488 Something about my job feels stifling, but I can't put my finger on it. 1.4153 0.06292 118 82 23 13
489 My door is always open. 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
490 We only do verbal contracts. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
491 It gets a little crazy around here. 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
492 They looked great in the catalog, didn't they? 1.4123 0.05819 114 75 31 8
493 I love your outfit. 1.4123 0.05684 114 74 33 7
494 If I could only reach the escape key!!! 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
495 I see the bind you're in, but my hands are tied. 1.4123 0.06571 114 81 19 14
496 I understand you have an issue with the company dress code. 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
497 You do have to be crazy to work here - but it doesn't help. 1.4123 0.06452 114 80 21 13
498 Why didn't you tell me you were going to wear that jacket today? 1.4123 0.06452 114 80 21 13
499 I find it keeps me from replying all. 1.4123 0.05546 114 73 35 6
500 Where do I see myself in ten years? Here. 1.4123 0.06571 114 81 19 14
501 Welcome aboard. Working here, you're limited only by your imagination. Well, that and the straitjacket. 1.4123 0.06571 114 81 19 14
502 So you watch Fox News too? 1.4123 0.06452 114 80 21 13
503 This should eliminate body language issues. 1.4123 0.06452 114 80 21 13
504 Can we be strait with each other? 1.4123 0.06452 114 80 21 13
505 We wore the same jacket! Awkward! 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
506 This is nothing compared to the red tape. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
507 you'd have to be nuts to work here. 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
508 Now that you are comfortable Judy, I want to inform you that your husband and I are romantically involved. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
509 Your success here is limited only by your imagination. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
510 Where do you see yourself in five minutes? 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
511 Can I get you anything? 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
512 You met all the job requirements but failed the typing test. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
513 Yes, the hours are insane. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
514 So, what do you know about running an asylum? 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
515 The dress code is strict, but we loosen things up on Fridays. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
516 If you can get past the downside, ours is the most effective weight loss program in the industry. 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
517 Perhaps we've gone too far on our sexual harassment policy. 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
518 Let's start by signing those release forms, shall we? 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
519 I see a lot of myself in you. 1.4123 0.05684 114 74 33 7
520 For once, I do know how you feel. 1.4123 0.05819 114 75 31 8
521 Okay, I'll be the first to admit that our last meeting didn't go very well. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
522 Siri, could you bring us two iced lattes, with straws. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
523 When I see you, I see myself 15 years ago... 1.4123 0.06688 114 82 17 15
524 So we're running the asylum. Now what? 1.4123 0.06452 114 80 21 13
525 You'll fit in well, here. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
526 This job requires someone with initiative and, most importantly, flexibility. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
527 So, tell me why you feel constrained by the dress code here. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
528 HR is pretty strict about hugs. 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
529 Your resume said 'creative problem solver'... 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
530 When you hired me, I said I could do the job with ONE arm tied behind my back. 1.4123 0.05546 114 73 35 6
531 ...and within a few years, I was running the asylum. 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
532 Welcome to the new Republican health insurance market. 1.4071 0.06609 113 81 18 14
533 I think we've bonded enough for today. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
534 Jackets may be worn untied on Casual Fridays. 1.4071 0.06365 113 79 22 12
535 Well to be honest we were looking for someone who could work the coffee maker for us. 1.4071 0.06609 113 81 18 14
536 We need to think through our bathroom break. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
537 "I'm three weeks without e-mailing or texting. How about you?' 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
538 You escape before I do, you get the job. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
539 I’ve tried to tell you – there is very little room for mobility in this company. 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
540 This is certainly one way of keeping us off Twitter. 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
541 Are you sure you won’t mind being confined to a desk job? 1.4071 0.05571 113 73 34 6
542 I was out in public wearing a fringed poncho. You? 1.4071 0.06365 113 79 22 12
543 No, there's no glass ceiling. But there are some other challenges. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
544 Of course your cubicle will be a padded cell. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
545 Obviously, we're paperless here. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
546 Well, you do seem committed to work here. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
547 You gotta be Houdini to get any work done around here. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
548 So much for the right to bare arms in the office. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
549 I knew if you came in we could wrap this up ourselves. 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
550 Great resume Ms. Perkins, but I'm really looking for someone who can type. 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
551 Something tells me you’re going to fit right in here. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
552 Why is it men never know what clothes to buy for women? 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
553 They ran out of red tape. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
554 Yes, the inmates are running the asylum. 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
555 The first thing you want to do is install voice recognition 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
556 Your biggest challenge here will be the ladies room. 1.4071 0.05571 113 73 34 6
557 That about wraps it up. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
558 'Fortunately you DO have to be crazy to work here.' 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
559 I'm concerned that you may no longer be crazy enough to work here. 1.4071 0.06365 113 79 22 12
560 I need you to cover while I escape for a few days. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
561 My friends said I'd be crazy to take this job, but I think I'd be perfect! 1.4071 0.06488 113 80 20 13
562 I know exactly how you feel. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
563 Well, it does keep us from pulling our hair out. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
564 Goodbye, keyboard. Hello, voice recognition. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
565 Am I crazy, or have we met before? 1.4071 0.06609 113 81 18 14
566 Most importantly, you've nailed the company culture. 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
567 Where do you hallucinate yourself being in five years? 1.4071 0.06609 113 81 18 14
568 I'm not OK--You're not OK. 1.4071 0.06609 113 81 18 14
569 Yes, we have noted a drop in productivity since the new dress code was introduced. Why do you ask? 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
570 No...surprisingly the greatest problem is the congratulatory head butt. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
571 The boss was right. We're making 100% fewer mistakes. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
572 I'd love to help, but I'm in a bit of a bind myself. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
573 Well Jane looks like our hands are tied on this one. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
574 I think I preferred Casual Fridays. 1.4071 0.05847 113 75 30 8
575 This may sound crazy .... 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
576 I miss the pantsuits. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
577 Looks like you'll fit right in here. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
578 Raise your hand if you have any questions. 1.4018 0.06524 112 80 19 13
579 It makes you nostalgic for the good old days of gag orders. 1.4018 0.06400 112 79 21 12
580 Before I hire you, I have to know if you're as committed to this place as we all are. 1.4018 0.06400 112 79 21 12
581 Welcome to Tweeters Anonymous. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
582 Sounds good! At my last job I had to work with one hand tied behind my back. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
583 Yes, the company dress code seems a bit restrictive to me too. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
584 It's keeping us off facebook but I'm not convinced it will help with productivity 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
585 I'd love to help but I'm afraid my hands are tied. 1.4018 0.06400 112 79 21 12
586 All I said was, 'I'm with her.' 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
587 Sorry, but I'm a hands-off executive and need a hands-on manager for this position. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
588 Don't worry, I'll just take mental notes. 1.4018 0.05737 112 74 31 7
589 Yes, the pay is equal, but the guys don't have a dress code. 1.4018 0.05737 112 74 31 7
590 I've found I can do this job with both hands tied in front of my back. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
591 Luckily, we can ask Siri. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
592 Everyone told me I should dress for the job I want. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
593 You have to be a little crazy to want this job. 1.4018 0.05737 112 74 31 7
594 How fast can you type? 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
595 Vera Wang - And Yours? 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
596 Sorry but we're looking for a hands-on person. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
597 I'm sorry, my hands are tied. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
598 Yes, no problem. Zero words per minute is perfectly fine with us. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
599 What makes you think you're well suited for this position? 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
600 I like to help you out. Unfortunately, my hands are tied too. 1.4018 0.06524 112 80 19 13
601 They got to me before I could put my eyebrows on. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
602 How many words per minute can you peck? 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
603 This job requires commitment. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
604 You would be crazy to want this job. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
605 I’m tied up this week, how about next week? 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
606 You look like management material. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
607 I'd love to give you a raise, but my hands are tied. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
608 I think you'd be a perfect fit. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
609 Ok. Now, sell me that pen. 1.4018 0.06766 112 82 15 15
610 So, as you know, the inmates have taken over the asylum. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
611 The question to ask yourself is, are you crazy enough to work here? 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
612 On a positive note, incidents of workplace violence have dropped significantly this year. 1.4018 0.05595 112 73 33 6
613 You're either mocking me or you're over qualified. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
614 My door is always open. 1.4018 0.06400 112 79 21 12
615 Our corporate anti-theft program has been very successful. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
616 It's been a crazy week. 1.4018 0.05595 112 73 33 6
617 I can see you're in a bind but my hands are tied. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
618 We only wear them on days there are donuts in the conference room. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
619 Well I think you'll fit right in. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
620 The Help Desk suggested I try hitting the 'escape' key. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
621 I understand your position. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
622 From what I see, you'll fit in well here. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
623 Your resume is impressive and you would certainly fit right in around here, but we desperately need to hire someone who can type. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
624 Yes, I see that we are in a similar bind. 1.4018 0.06400 112 79 21 12
625 I'm tied up today. Are you free tomorrow? 1.4018 0.06400 112 79 21 12
626 The good news? We've broken the glass ceiling. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
627 I hope you will excuse me for not offering you coffee. 1.4018 0.05595 112 73 33 6
628 On Casual Fridays, we lose the ties. 1.4018 0.06273 112 78 23 11
629 Let me give it to you strait 1.4018 0.06524 112 80 19 13
630 Do you have casual Fridays? 1.4018 0.05595 112 73 33 6
631 We were bound to meet. 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
632 They meant fiscal not physical constraint. 1.4018 0.06143 112 77 25 10
633 What makes you think that you are a good fit for us? 1.4018 0.05876 112 75 29 8
634 Didn't they tell you that the job came with some constraints? 1.4018 0.05595 112 73 33 6
635 Dd you tell them we'll be late because we're tied up at the office? 1.3982 0.06227 113 79 23 11
636 Unfortunately, we have to let you go. 1.3964 0.06306 111 78 22 11
637 Psychotic Tuesday's just doesn't have the cache as Casual Friday. 1.3964 0.06435 111 79 20 12
638 How about after work we grab a little Thorazine? 1.3964 0.06435 111 79 20 12
639 I understand that you're in a bind but my hands are tied. 1.3964 0.06561 111 80 18 13
640 Ok, now we can talk about the election. 1.3964 0.06561 111 80 18 13
641 It seems like you'd be a good fit here. 1.3964 0.06175 111 77 24 10
642 Call me crazy, but I think you're perfect for this job! 1.3964 0.05763 111 74 30 7
643 We may be running the asylum now, but we're not abandoning all protocol. 1.3964 0.06806 111 82 14 15
644 I think you'll fit right in here. 1.3964 0.06306 111 78 22 11
645 I see you’re dealing with some post-election issues as well. 1.3964 0.06685 111 81 16 14
646 Apparently letting us run the asylum will cut down on the overhead 1.3964 0.06306 111 78 22 11
647 I'd like to help. But our hands are tied. 1.3964 0.06175 111 77 24 10
648 It really is the best way to keep from looking at your phone. 1.3964 0.06306 111 78 22 11
649 Our dress code is very strict but I think you'll fit in just fine 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
650 So what made you decide you wanted to be a fact-checker for Breitbart? 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
651 You heard right. You do have to be crazy to work here. 1.3945 0.06649 109 79 17 13
652 yes my nose is itchy too 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
653 I think you have what it takes to work here. 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
654 You're committed, we like that in our staff. 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
655 Pills, gum, and the patch didn't work. This better work! 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
656 Company benefits include two 15 minute medication breaks per day 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
657 So tell me, why do you feel you'd be a good fit for this position? 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
658 Business is crazy right now. When can you start? 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
659 These touch screens drive me nuts too. 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
660 Hands-on experience is overrated. 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
661 So...this is going to sound crazy. 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
662 No vacation days, but I can give you a corner cell. 1.3945 0.06649 109 79 17 13
663 Why does it seem like we are always tied up in meetings? 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
664 …as if the glass ceiling isn't enough. 1.3889 0.06941 108 81 12 15
665 ...so naturally, when I heard that the lunatics had taken over the asylum, it seemed like the perfect opportunity. 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
666 You have to admit, it solved our texting problems. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
667 So I guess we're not going to shake on it. 1.3889 0.05398 108 70 34 4
668 This is embarrassing. You should have called me and told me what you were going to wear today. 1.3889 0.06556 108 78 18 12
669 Crazy? At this company we like crazy. 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
670 You're not the first person to complain about the uniform. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
671 My initial impression is that you will fit in just fine here. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
672 If you scratch my nose, you're hired. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
673 I think you’re going to fit right in here. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
674 Let's talk a little more about your experience running an asylum. 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
675 Coffee? 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
676 Kudos to us for our mutual restraint. 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
677 Actually, I can empathize with your being late. I have been tied up myself this morning. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
678 While the position lacks wiggle room, it makes up for it through an added sense of security. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
679 The key to this position is restraint. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
680 The good news is that all our computers accept voice commands. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
681 I think you will fit in here nicely. 1.3889 0.05398 108 70 34 4
682 We're bound to succeed. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
683 We promote from within the asylum. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
684 I knew you would fit into our organization the moment I saw you walk in. 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
685 You say you can type two words per minute. 1.3889 0.05556 108 71 32 5
686 I think you will fit right in. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
687 We believe our workers will be more productive if they can't text or tweet. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
688 Thank God for Siri! 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
689 How weird, my nose stops itching the minute I take mine off, too! 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
690 Well, I've always said "dress for the job you want"... 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
691 I see you've done your research on the company climate. You'll fit in well here. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
692 Looks like someone is dressing for the job she wants. 1.3889 0.06556 108 78 18 12
693 Now that we're running the asylum, we'd be crazy to abandon all protocol. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
694 I'm tied up on Tuesday as well. Does Wednesday work for you? 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
695 You can have the job if you can scratch my nose. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
696 welcome to the team. I'll show you to your padded office. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
697 Is your nose itchy too? 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
698 I'm not just the owner, I'm also a client. 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
699 No, YOURS is a strait jacket, mine is a deluxe kimono with hand warming pouch. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
700 I can't help you... My hands are tied as well. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
701 We'd be sane not to hire you. 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
702 I think you would make a good fit here. 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
703 I pride myself on being a hands-off manager 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
704 I'm happy to see you are finally following the dress code, but now I'm receiving complaints about your attitude. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
705 I will be so glad when this goes out of style. 1.3889 0.06286 108 76 22 10
706 So what makes you think you're qualified for this position? 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
707 It seems like you'll fit right in. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
708 You seem like a good fit for our organization. 1.3832 0.05418 107 70 33 4
709 It's exhilarating being off-med. 1.3832 0.06592 107 78 17 12
710 I'm thinking about having our department be a little more hands-on. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
711 I'm sorry, Linda. New White House Press Corp policy. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
712 I see your bind, but my hands are tied. 1.3832 0.06725 107 79 15 13
713 We think you're management material. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
714 I've cut down on my texting. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
715 Yes, it does gets a little crazy here sometimes, but I think you'll fit right in. 1.3832 0.06592 107 78 17 12
716 So, what makes you think you're a perfect fit for this position? 1.3832 0.05578 107 71 31 5
717 I'm afraid our hands are tied 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
718 I have to pee. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
719 You don't have to be crazy to be work here but... 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
720 Why yes, we do have an office dress code. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
721 I'll just send that one to voicemail 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
722 Okay, you're hired. I like your style. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
723 Oh don't worry. It's just until they get that crack in the glass ceiling repaired. 1.3832 0.06592 107 78 17 12
724 Admittedly, it is keeping us off Facebook during business hours. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
725 I think you’re going to fit right in here. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
726 I didn't think 2016 could get any worse. 1.3832 0.06592 107 78 17 12
727 How do you keep your hair so neat? 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
728 I know how you feel. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
729 I appreciate that we both share a high level of self-restraint 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
730 Hey! Same shirt! 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
731 Is that your phone or mine? 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
732 First the glass ceiling now this. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
733 First the glass ceiling now this. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
734 It's so we don't cut ourselves on the glass ceiling. 1.3832 0.06855 107 80 13 14
735 We gotta be crazy to work here. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
736 I preferred the glass ceiling. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
737 As you can see, things are just crazy here at the moment. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
738 On top of all this, I am tongue-tied. 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
739 We've narrowed it down to you and Hannibal Lector. 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
740 The real challenge is that they want it in writing. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
741 I need you to be more hands on. 1.3832 0.06592 107 78 17 12
742 So... it says here that you have experience in compliance. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
743 HR really cracked down on social media in the workplace. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
744 Restraint appears to be your strong suit. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
745 We're going to have to let you go. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
746 I thought the suggestion box was anonymous. 1.3832 0.06592 107 78 17 12
747 I told you this job would make you crazy. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
748 The bind leading the bind. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
749 Yes, you must be crazy to work here 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
750 You’re bound to get promoted. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
751 It's only for the next four years. 1.3796 0.06270 108 77 21 10
752 Men just don't understand what we have to go through every day to look like this. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
753 Hi, Siri. Find Houdini straight jacket escape instructions. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
754 I would say my management style is a little more hands off. 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
755 Your move. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
756 I tried to adjust the thermostat too. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
757 Welcome to the Trump transition team! 1.3774 0.06492 106 77 18 11
758 I like your style. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
759 I think it is time we loosen up. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
760 I'm sure you will fit in here. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
761 Well, you certainly appear qualified for a job here. 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
762 We have a hands-off management style. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
763 It's not the glass ceiling that bothers me so much. 1.3774 0.06492 106 77 18 11
764 It's not as uncomfortable as an underwire bra! 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
765 It's just through the inauguration. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
766 At least we only clicked on recipes. You should see what they did to Trina for downloading porn. 1.3774 0.06763 106 79 14 13
767 To answer your question, Ms. Lopez, you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it does help. 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
768 ``Remember when the EPA was a fun place to work?'' 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
769 I'm wish there was another option, but my hands are tied too. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
770 I'd like to help you, but as you can see, my only possible response is a tired cliche. 1.3774 0.07024 106 81 10 15
771 It seems we're in a bind. 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
772 "I'll understand if you need some time to respond". 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
773 This is standard procedure for all exit interviews. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
774 Our business depends on strong verbal skills. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
775 If you escape first, the job is yours. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
776 And you had to ask for a binding agreement. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
777 Unfortunately, we cannot offer any lateral mobility. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
778 You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
779 I'm pretty sure the therapist suggested bonding, not bondage, Mom. 1.3774 0.06492 106 77 18 11
780 I think you'll fit right in around here. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
781 Well, one of us is going to have to change. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
782 What unique skills can you bring to Houdini, Houdini and Houdini? 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
783 Did you see yourself stuck in this same position 20 years ago? 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
784 Where do you see yourself in 5 minutes? 10? 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
785 We've never been big on touchy-feely at this company either. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
786 Binding arbitration hasn't solved anything. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
787 Our philosophy here is simple: first, do no harm. 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
788 Well, I could say the same about you. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
789 With my nose. 1.3774 0.06492 106 77 18 11
790 What I'm offering you is an unbinding contract. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
791 It's the only way I can stay off Twitter. 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
792 After "casual Friday", "srraight jacket Monday" just seemed to follow. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
793 I think we're bound to succeed. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
794 The office culture is a bit restrictive, but you get used to it. 1.3774 0.06492 106 77 18 11
795 As is our policy, this will be a binding arbitration 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
796 Like me, I can see you have great restraint. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
797 Unfortunately my hands are tied on this one. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
798 Welcome to our anger management program. 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
799 No, really, it looks much better on you! 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
800 And, just what makes you think that you can do this job as well as I can? 1.3738 0.05715 107 73 28 6
801 We are a hands free workplace 1.3738 0.06441 107 78 18 11
802 HR? Very nice. Mine's from Compliance. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
803 You appear to have all the qualifications for a cabinet position 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
804 Congratulations on your acceptance, and welcome to Houdini University. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
805 On top of everything else, I got my panties in a twist. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
806 I think I preferred Casual Fridays. 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
807 We're looking for someone who can think outside the jacket. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
808 I much preferred dress-down Fridays to lock-down Fridays, too. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
809 You're in luck-we're looking for straight-laced people. 1.3714 0.06665 105 78 15 12
810 "The most difficult part of this job is getting dressed in the morning". 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
811 I use mine to keep from hitting reply all 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
812 How can I help you? 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
813 I see a lot of myself in you. 1.3714 0.05622 105 71 29 5
814 First one out buys dinner. 1.3714 0.06665 105 78 15 12
815 This no tweeting policy is a bit strict. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
816 I love your jacket. Where'd you get it? 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
817 I hate this new quit smoking thing the company introduced. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
818 Yes, sexual harassment claims are down. However.... 1.3714 0.05939 105 73 25 7
819 I'm tied up all week too. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
820 Me? They said show restraint. And you? 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
821 The company has instituted some highly effective anti-harassment policies. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
822 I understand you're seeking asylum, too. 1.3714 0.06801 105 79 13 13
823 Not only have I lost 20 pounds but I've become more verbally articulate. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
824 I appreciate that. Most people here at the office don't view me as a role model. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
825 Siri, play that Houdini YouTube video again. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
826 At orientation we'll also need your belt and shoelaces. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
827 I'd really like to help you, but my hands are tied. 1.3714 0.05457 105 70 31 4
828 Remember how we used to jokingly refer to this place as an insane asylum? 1.3714 0.05622 105 71 29 5
829 Guess they're serious about the new no-hugging policy. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
830 And he hasn't even been inaugurated yet. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
831 In the olden days, people just exerted self-control. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
832 We're a fairly strait laced group here. I think you'll fit in just fine. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
833 Oh geez. I wish I'd picked a different top for this interview. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
834 No, I'm tied up until four. How about four thirty? 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
835 Maybe it's just me, but I can't seem to get my arms around this concept. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
836 You look like you're crazy enough to work here. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
837 They elected Trump and we're the crazy ones. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
838 On the plus side, I think I've lost 5 lbs. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
839 Other than this crazy dress code, it's a great place to work. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
840 This is the part of the interview that tends to trigger the most lawsuits. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
841 I'm suggesting we drop straightjacket Monday's and bring back casual Friday's. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
842 I sense you realize the importance of being wrapped up in your work. 1.3714 0.06527 105 77 17 11
843 You can speak freely around here, but I admire your restraint. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
844 I think you'd be a great fit here. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
845 The previous employee found this position too constraining. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
846 Our mental health benefits have been temporarily suspended. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
847 According to Wikipedia, we both can't be submissive. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
848 Yes, but we can still lean in. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
849 It's part of Trump's new groping policy. 1.3689 0.06758 103 77 14 12
850 I think we’ve really succeeded in creating a safe space. 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
851 Any experience running an asylum? 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
852 Welcome to magician school. 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
853 May I ask why you were referred to me? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
854 Does this straight-jacket make me look fat? 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
855 I told them we're tied up in a meeting. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
856 I see from your resume that you are familiar with this jobs constraints 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
857 Does the mail guy still ask you to sign for stuff? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
858 Can you type with your nose? 1.3689 0.05517 103 69 30 4
859 I see you have many qualifications, but can you type? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
860 I'm still not sure this was the best way to stop all the finger pointing around here. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
861 You seem to understand our culture 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
862 In exchange for casual Fridays, the boss made us agree to straight jacket Mondays. 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
863 Well, I don't think I care much for your body language either. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
864 I liked the job better when they just let us rant and slap the crap out of each other. 1.3689 0.06616 103 76 16 11
865 If the glass ceiling wasn't enough 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
866 There's no retirement plan; HR just removes the jacket when you're ready. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
867 So, tell me why you think you'd fit in with our company. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
868 It's crazy how much work I can get done when I can't check my phone. 1.3689 0.05517 103 69 30 4
869 Turns out the glass ceiling was only the first hurdle. 1.3689 0.06616 103 76 16 11
870 After lunch, my assistant will drop by to hit the ESC key. 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
871 So you're saying you feel restrained in your current position? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
872 I'll be honest with you. I'm not too sure how to get out of this either... 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
873 Finally - a therapist who understands me. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
874 At Houdini Corp., no one can escape Casual Friday. 1.3689 0.06758 103 77 14 12
875 I know, right? But we've been able to reduce Carpal Tunnel cases by 80%. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
876 I'm free at three. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
877 ...and what makes you a good fit for Houdini Industries? 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
878 Our corporate philosophy is, keep doing the same thing over and over, until we get different results. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
879 The mental health benefits offered here are world-class. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
880 Maybe we should rethink Straightjacket Fridays. 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
881 Couldn't HR just have asked us to stop dating? 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
882 I'm tied up all day today and tomorrow. Are you free any time Thursday? 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
883 I know we've both been crazy busy..." 1.3689 0.06758 103 77 14 12
884 That's when we bought out management, so now the inmates run the asylum. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
885 Welcome. As you can see, our industry is highly regulated. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
886 You remind me of a young me. 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
887 You're right, nose typing is a bitch. 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
888 You'll find we're not much for body language. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
889 And you can still do 100 words a minute? Really? 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
890 OK it's a deal. If you'll scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
891 Handcuffs are fine on Casual Fridays. 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
892 Let's reschedule for a time when we're both freer. 1.3679 0.05416 106 71 31 4
893 Some say the dress code is too restrictive, but I've come to like it. 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
894 Tell me about a time when you struggled with a particularly difficult garment 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
895 So, yeah, you'd have to be crazy to take over this job. 1.3679 0.06334 106 77 19 10
896 Do you do your own hair? 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
897 You must be from the help desk. 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
898 But on casual Fridays, jackets aren't required. 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
899 And with the meds, productivity goes way up. 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
900 I'm sorry, but I'm looking for a typist. 1.3654 0.06417 104 76 18 10
901 Working at EPA under Mr. Trump is going to be so much fun. I see you got your new uniform from his transition team. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
902 It's Houdini Fridays. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
903 Quit kicking the desk ! 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
904 How about "Rock, Paper, Chins?" 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
905 You'd have to be crazy NOT to work here. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
906 Is that your phone or mine? 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
907 I see you got your promotion. Congratulations and welcome to management! 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
908 Welcome to the transition team. I see you already have a uniform. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
909 Sure they're uncomfortable, but they've really cut down on sexual harassment lawsuits. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
910 The new dress code is a bit restrictive, but it cuts down on sexual harassment lawsuits. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
911 I also felt that way at first. Eventually you see it as a different kind of freedom. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
912 Siri, search "Houdini." 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
913 It does work--I've lost 5 pounds already. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
914 We'd like to give you a raise, but our hands are tied. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
915 A raise? Sorry my hands are tied. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
916 Can you start tomorrow? We're really in a bind here. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
917 As you might surmise,we are not a very hands on company. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
918 And after our last sexual harassment case was settled, we implemented a few changes. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
919 You did well on the personality test, but how are your typing skills? 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
920 You will report to our boss, Mr. Houdini. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
921 It's the hottest women's fashion in the Make America Great campaign. 1.3627 0.06651 102 76 15 11
922 You're bound to be a perfect fit for our company. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
923 No, you don't have to be. But it helps. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
924 What's your restraining order for? 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
925 Finally! A foolproof way for us to stop wasting time on the Internet. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
926 Yes, the EPA is different under a Trump administration. 1.3627 0.07076 102 79 9 14
927 I'm flattered by your remarkable restraint, Miss Simpson, but I'm afraid my hands are tied. 1.3627 0.06651 102 76 15 11
928 Am I crazy or is the best interview ever? 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
929 Well, let me first begin by telling you that our ”Kleptomania” program has a 100 percent success rate! 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
930 I guess they are serious about us learning to use Siri? 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
931 Please tell me you left the door unlocked. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
932 We at Tech Tech believe that physical constraints encourage creativity. Raise your hand if you agree. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
933 This binding arbitration makes it impossible to get anything done! 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
934 Like a lot of therapists, I got into it to work on my own issues. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
935 It's an insane place to work-you'll love it! 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
936 Sometimes it gets nuts around here...you'll fit right in. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
937 I wish I could help you, Jill, but my hands are tied. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
938 When I first came this place was bedlam. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
939 I'd help you out, but my hands are tied. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
940 The new dress code is a bit restrictive. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
941 First question , do you feel comfortable with the constraints this company puts on its' employees? 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
942 You're hired! Welcome to the Trump administration. 1.3627 0.06651 102 76 15 11
943 Do you think the dress code is too restrictive? 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
944 I thought this would be the safest way to discuss our mutual interest in Tom. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
945 You realize this position means you'll be tied up at work a lot? 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
946 You understand that we have a binding agreement? 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
947 This company adheres to a very strict hands off policy. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
948 You're right. This social media detox is brutal. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
949 Yes, insane is the new black. 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
950 In the service of full disclosure, we like to give applicants a sense of what it feels like to work here. 1.3627 0.06651 102 76 15 11
951 I like an employee that shows a lot of restraint 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
952 I can't wait until Thorazine Thursday. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
953 Management is strictly hands off here. 1.3627 0.06651 102 76 15 11
954 Tell me about a challenge that you overcame at work or school. 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
955 On the upside, Siri and I have become really close. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
956 Casual fridays are a big perk around here. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
957 I may be crazy, but I think we discovered the cure for compulsive texting. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
958 It's more than a metaphor, it's a dress code here at Houdini, Inc. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
959 Glass ceiling? What about the damn straight jackets? 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
960 Call me crazy but I like your style! 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
961 I personally find this job is a bit confining... 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
962 These new Anti Groping Policy has interfered with my productivity. 1.3564 0.06687 101 76 14 11
963 Think of it as a self hug. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
964 Has your day been as crazy as mine? 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
965 And what makes you think you'd be perfect for this job? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
966 So, what makes you think you'd be a good fit for our company? 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
967 Welcome to Kleptomaniacs Anonymous. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
968 Tell them we're tied up for the foreseeable future. 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
969 If you can get out of the straight jacket before me, the job is yours. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
970 When I look at you, Janice, I'm reminded of a younger me. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
971 As you may be aware, my management style is strictly hands-off. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
972 Sounds like another crazy idea - tell me more. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
973 I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to let you go 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
974 Your just the type of employee we were looking for. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
975 You seem very straight-laced. I like that! 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
976 A glass ceiling is the least of our problems. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
977 Before we finalize your performance review, I need to understand whether you are enthusiastically embracing or sarcastically mocking the new corporate dress code. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
978 Let's put our heads together and see if the three of us can't think of a solution. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
979 I'd love to move forward with your proposal, but my hands are tied. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
980 They did say you had to be crazy to work here. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
981 The job is yours if you can scratch my nose. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
982 Let's ask Siri. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
983 And I think you'll be a perfect fit for our hands-off style of management. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
984 Hey Siri, pencil her in for the 12th. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
985 So, now you know why we use voice recognition software. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
986 We run a very hands-off operation. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
987 I wish I could help, but my hands are tied. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
988 I must be crazy but...you're hired. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
989 If you complete the application for the Harry Houdini Fan Club in two minutes you're in. 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
990 Between you and me, I find the dress code a bit restrictive. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
991 I'd love to hire you but my hands are...well, you know. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
992 Well, I think that about wraps up the interview 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
993 Welcome to the White House 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
994 It looks like we are both tied up. Let's reschedule next week. 1.3564 0.06687 101 76 14 11
995 Why do you think you would be a good fit in our company? 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
996 Is this the only way to quit social media? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
997 It's always crazy around here during the holidays. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
998 My itch is right in the middle of my back. Where's yours? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
999 Let's call it the Houdini Diet. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1000 Seriously? You really don’t think women are given the same opportunity here as men? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1001 I'm tied up all week too. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1002 Can you recall a time you overcame adversity? Right now doesn't count. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1003 Of course, the one day I didn't bring my handsfree device. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1004 Yes, the inmates are now running the asylum. 1.3564 0.06687 101 76 14 11
1005 No, YOU google Houdini. 1.3564 0.06834 101 77 12 12
1006 I hate these no-texting Tuesdays too. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
1007 You can be strait with me. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1008 Even by our standards you're wound a little too tight, Marcy. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1009 I see you're feeling the same way about the election as I am. 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
1010 I know it's uncomfortable but it's part of that new law Republicans passed to keep women and minorities from voting. 1.3529 0.06483 102 76 16 10
1011 I love your outfit. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1012 Ok, I get it - no more 'reply all' 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1013 I preferred it when they used mediators. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1014 Next time I'm going to ask for the gay jacket. 1.3500 0.06872 100 77 11 12
1015 Are you tied up for lunch? 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1016 Together, we can make the asylum great again. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1017 It gets a little crazy around here, but I see from your resume' that you have previous experience with that. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1018 These new computer security measures are crazy. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1019 Crazy week, right? 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1020 Honestly, I prefer casual Friday. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1021 So, we start each new hire with our disorientation program. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1022 You seem like a good fit. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1023 I know we've had our differences, but things will improve now that we are showing some restraint. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1024 I prefer a hands-off approach, too. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1025 My nose itches. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1026 You seem to be a great fit for our company. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1027 I think this new diet is going to work great for both of us 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
1028 I don't know about you, Barb, but while I still crave the nicotine, I don't have to worry about what to do with my hands. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1029 The good news is the new uniform policy has reduced harassment claims... 1.3500 0.06571 100 75 15 10
1030 Looks to me that you are bound to get this job. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1031 We try to take a hands off approach around here. 1.3500 0.06571 100 75 15 10
1032 we've both been so tied up.. we finally have a chance to meet face to face. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1033 I want to be straight with you Jackie. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1034 Who are you wearing? 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1035 I lost 7 lbs last week and it beats eating Kale 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1036 I guess it's one way of keeping us off our cellphones. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1037 And of course, there's casual fridays. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1038 We rarely see a job applicant so much in tune with our company's values. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1039 We use restraint here. 1.3469 0.06663 98 74 14 10
1040 I'm not crazy about the new dress code. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1041 Wish I could help you but my hands are tied. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1042 I feel bound to advise you that the position can sometimes be very uncomfortable. 1.3469 0.06663 98 74 14 10
1043 Love the shoes! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1044 I'm afraid my hands are tied in this matter. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1045 Honestly, I love working here… but the dress-code sucks! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1046 It's not unusual to get tied up at the office 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1047 No, I'm so sorry. I can't validate your parking. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1048 My husband doesn't take me seriously when I tell him I'm tied up at work. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1049 Tell me why you'd like to enroll here at The Houdini School. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1050 So, who does your hair? 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1051 We could file a complaint with Human Resources but their hands are tied too. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1052 I never interpreted binding arbitration literally 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1053 So much for freedom of the press 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1054 I love your jacket. I got mine at Loony Bin's. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1055 Your resume is impressive. What else do you think qualifies you to work at the Apex Fruit Cake Company? 1.3469 0.06663 98 74 14 10
1056 You'll love "bring your imaginary friend to work" day. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1057 Tell me why you think you are suitable for a position with our organization 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1058 This is a special program for two-time text offenders. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1059 I was normal until I woke up on November 9. You? 1.3469 0.06663 98 74 14 10
1060 These are not required on casual Fridays. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1061 Yes I think you'll fit in here quite well. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1062 Where do I see myself in five years? Hopefully, wearing your straight jacket." 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1063 I would like to help but our hands are tied. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1064 You're hired. Enjoy your padded cubicle. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1065 I see you have experience in a high stress environment. 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1066 I'm sorry, but my hands are tied. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1067 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1068 So why are you qualified to be one of the inmates running the asylum? 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1069 Another year, another manager returning from a team-building seminar. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1070 I can't wait for casual friday 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1071 Look, I'm not crazy about it either. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1072 As you know, my door is always open. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1073 They say I'm the perfect editor. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1074 Yes, it's a very safe work environment.. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1075 It's frustrating but our hands are tied. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1076 Madam Secretary! This is not what I meant by "arms control." 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1077 How did you ever get your hair to look so great? 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1078 Are you really that empathetic, Dr., or am I just projecting? 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1079 I'm sorry, but we're only seeking candidates who recently swallowed a key. 1.3469 0.06663 98 74 14 10
1080 Wow. The inmates really do run the asylum. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1081 When I said the job offered flexibility, I meant the hours. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1082 You guessed it, the inmates do run the asylum. 1.3469 0.06972 98 76 10 12
1083 I can see you're tied up too, so can we reschedule for tomorrow? 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
1084 Turns out, you do have to be crazy to work here. But it doesn't help. 1.3465 0.06515 101 76 15 10
1085 I'm thinking about leaving too. There's just no job mobility here. 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1086 The mental health days aren't working. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1087 How shall we submit our winning caption? 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
1088 Management has found far less looting of supplies this way. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1089 We got off easy. The guys are in a shark tank! 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1090 I got mine at the outlet store and saved 40%. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1091 150 words per minute, that's impressive ! 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1092 I know you're tied up, but I'm in a real bind. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1093 So, what makes you think you would fit within this organization? 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1094 Where do you see yourself in five minutes? 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1095 We're making America sane again. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1096 I started out in your chair. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1097 HR is not so high on escape clauses. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1098 Tell me about a time when you faced adversity. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1099 This way the nicotine patch doesn't fall off. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1100 I wasn't sure what shoes went with it. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1101 Welcome to the asylum. Do you want to run the place, or just run around the place? 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1102 Ironically, I'm much more productive these days. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1103 Welcome To Voice Activated Inc. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1104 What leads to your interest in Houdini Enterprises? 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1105 They really want you to feel the metaphors here. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1106 What makes you qualified to work in the Trump Administration? 1.3402 0.06856 97 75 11 11
1107 Let's switch seats again! 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1108 Yes, we are a closely held company. Why do you ask? 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1109 I understand your last position was upside down in a tank of water. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1110 I would keep you on if I could, but our hands are tied 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1111 What makes you think that the inmates are running the asylum? 1.3402 0.05261 97 66 29 2
1112 Relax. We are merely removing body language cues out of the interview. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1113 Okay...that's a wrap! 1.3402 0.06856 97 75 11 11
1114 We don't publicize the thirteenth step. 1.3402 0.06698 97 74 13 10
1115 I think we can find a place for you here. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1116 Perhaps you'd be interested in joining our soccer team. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1117 When I said that I get tied up in meetings, I wasn't being figurative. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1118 What do you mean "You don't have to be crazy to work here?" 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1119 Finally, we are actually running the asylum. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1120 Well first let me welcome you to the Harry Houdini school for performing arts. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1121 We're not into touchy-feely here. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1122 Your willingness to keep things under wraps makes you seem like a good fit. 1.3402 0.05461 97 67 27 3
1123 Alright, then. Your experience looks good. Your references are great. Let's talk about your commitment. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1124 I've called you in here because I need to do a Ctrl-Alt-Del. 1.3402 0.06698 97 74 13 10
1125 Before we offer you a job at the EPA, we want to make sure you understand the culture. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1126 What makes you think you're qualified to work for the Trump administration? 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1127 With your help we can make this the best inmate run asylum in the nation. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1128 In what asylum do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1129 We have resorted to binding arbitration 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1130 I can see you and I think a lot alike. 1.3402 0.05461 97 67 27 3
1131 One of your coworkers has informed me you had a moment of sanity. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1132 And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1133 How many words per minute can you peck? 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1134 Riverdance girls fit right in. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1135 I see you are qualified. You have to be crazy to work here. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1136 Yes it's true. The inmates are running the asylum. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1137 Looks like you're a perfect fit for our organization 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1138 What attracted you to our company? 1.3402 0.06535 97 73 15 9
1139 We offer a competitive benefits package and your own padded cubicle. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1140 I have to pee. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1141 Outside of nail biting, any other bad habits? 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1142 OK at this point in the interview I'm going to need you to dislocate your shoulder. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1143 We've found it the most effective way to discourage clawing your way to the top. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1144 Well, at least the company has started hiring more women. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1145 I see a lot of my younger self in you--bound and determined to succeed. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1146 I see you're on a social media break too. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1147 The HR Dept. found that body language creates confusion, so it's not allowed 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1148 Call me crazy, but I think your resume is a perfect match! 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1149 Sanity is not a requisite for employment here. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1150 The best thing about working here is you don't have to wash your hands after using the restroom. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1151 It's a Zen thing. Restrict the body, free the mind. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1152 Me? A magic act gone bad. You? 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1153 You seem ideal for our "hands-off" management style. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1154 It shouldn't take long for you to fit in. 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1155 Welcome to your interview at The Houdini Institute. One, two, three – go! 1.3333 0.07050 96 76 8 12
1156 So, it's a wrap, then? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1157 I miss our old padded expense accounts. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1158 The Department Chair assures me that the new academic restraints are only temporary, 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1159 Siri gets a real workout. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1160 Actually, we've been running the asylum since November 8th. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1161 This comes right before 'final written warning.' 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1162 Did you take my hands-free headset? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1163 How did you you hear about Houdini Enterprises? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1164 I like your style. Very straight-laced. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1165 Are you quitting Facebook too? 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1166 I hate getting tied up in meetings. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1167 They're still better than the Nehru jackets. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1168 If you can get out of the straight-jacket faster than I can, you're hired. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1169 You'd have to be crazy NOT to work here. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1170 It's effective though. Haven't checked my phone in hours. 1.3333 0.06732 96 74 12 10
1171 i think they're calling it a gender neutral jacket now 1.3333 0.06732 96 74 12 10
1172 One of us is going to have to change. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1173 We're looking for someone who can operate under certain constraints. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1174 So, I guess you're not allowed on the internet during lunch either. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1175 Are you tied up next week? 1.3333 0.05270 96 66 28 2
1176 I always say you should dress for the job you want. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1177 At least I'm at low risk for carpal tunnel syndrome. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1178 You'll fit right in with our corporate culture. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1179 It's a glass ceiling thing. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1180 You're just the fit we've been looking for. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1181 A word to the wise... try not to drink too much coffee. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1182 Our last corporate culture was too hands-on. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1183 The work environment here is really insane. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1184 ...so, why do you think you're a fit for our company culture? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1185 I've been tied up in meetings all day. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1186 I still think this is the best way to kick the social media habit 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1187 For us, it's not just a saying. We literally run the place. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1188 I would love to give you a raise but like you my hands are tied. 1.3333 0.07050 96 76 8 12
1189 Now that we can't pick-up our iPhones, we can actually get some work done. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1190 Mine itches. Yours? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1191 If you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1192 I'm sorry I slapped you, too. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1193 It's just four years 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1194 It's a temporary precaution until the glass ceiling is repaired. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1195 This is a very stressful position but you may be the perfect candidate to fill it... 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1196 Surely you can understand my position...I'd like to help you but my hands are tied. 1.3333 0.06567 96 73 14 9
1197 You won't be issued keys. All the doors lock from the outside. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1198 So...where would you like to be in five years? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1199 I'm really hoping to let loose at the Christmas party 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1200 I think you'll fit in just fine here. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1201 My nose itches. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1202 We do, however, observe Casual Fridays. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1203 Siri! Please contact Houdini! 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1204 I know you are but what am I 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1205 You're fine, thank you. How am I? 1.3333 0.06732 96 74 12 10
1206 So how's your diet going? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1207 It looks like you'll fit in very well with the new direction here at the EPA. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1208 We need a more flexible dress code! 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1209 This an all holds barred interview. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1210 Where do you see yourself in five years at Houdini, Inc.? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1211 If you are more interested in stocks than bonds, you should have told us that when we hired you. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1212 Apparently we were getting a little too close to the glass ceiling... 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1213 E.P.A. Orientation, 1/20/17. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1214 According to my calendar, we'll be tied up for the next hour. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1215 We were hoping you could lend us a hand. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1216 Here at the Houdini School we take an unorthodox approach to interviews. 1.3333 0.06732 96 74 12 10
1217 Any more loose ends that need tieing up? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1218 ... I guess we have to stay for the office Christmas party. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1219 Mr. Trump is pleased to offer you the position of Under Secretary of Mental Health Services. Congratulations. 1.3333 0.07050 96 76 8 12
1220 On the flip side, use of social media during work hours is at an all time low. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1221 How do you think you would fit in the President-elect's administration? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1222 Armani? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1223 Where do you see your selves in five years? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1224 The designer told me it was an original . 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1225 Do you ever get an itch? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1226 Now that we're no longer looking at our phones, what was it that you wanted to meet about? 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1227 This might seem crazy but you might be just what we need. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1228 I'm just trying to get the feel for the next four years with Trump. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1229 These team-building exercises never end well. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1230 This election has been tough on all of us. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1231 I would love to help you but my hands are tied. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1232 We like candidates that appear restrained. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1233 Thank you for interviewing with the Department of Energy. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1234 J. C. Penney. Twenty-five bucks! Where'd you get yours? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1235 I've got the perfect job for you on our government transition team. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1236 I'd really like to, but my hands are tied. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1237 Since the election, we've found this the best way to keep from breaking furniture. 1.3299 0.06508 97 74 14 9
1238 ...and where do you see yourselves in five years. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1239 If you can get loose, and get me loose, you're hired. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1240 We run a hands off approach here. 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
1241 I know that my decision to have you succeed me may come as a surprise. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1242 I miss casual Fridays. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1243 I see something in you that makes me think you will be a great fit for this company. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1244 We're all very much committed here to the firm. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1245 Running the asylum isn't as easy as it looks. 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
1246 If I scratch your back, would you scratch mine? 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1247 You're hired. I can't put my finger on it, but I believe you're going to be a perfect fit with my company. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1248 You seem overqualified. 1.3298 0.06830 94 73 11 10
1249 You don't have to be crazy to work here. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1250 What anti-psychotic do you see yourself on in 5 years? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1251 It's a wrap. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1252 Maybe Siri can help us out. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1253 Strangely, productivity has increased. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1254 At least we're not tongue tied. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1255 This new dress code is driving me crazy. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1256 I'd love to go, but I'm all tied up. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1257 I mean, it's not like we tweet any more than the President elect. 1.3298 0.06830 94 73 11 10
1258 I would love to help you but as you can see, my hands are tied. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1259 I'm not so sure your problem is that unique. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1260 You have to use your head to be successful in here. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1261 We focus on prevention here at Crotch Grabbers Anonymous. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1262 I'll file your complaint about the dress code as soon as I have a free hand. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1263 I see you are familiar with the constraints of working for this administration. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1264 Let's get straight to the point. This job is a little confining. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1265 You don't have to be crazy to work here it helps. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1266 Look, I'd love to help you, but my hands are tied. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1267 Let's make this quick. Looks like we're both strapped for time. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1268 We've never been accused of lack of restraint. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1269 You know, I could tell straight-away that you were perfect for this place. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1270 I'm 100% committed to this project. You? 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1271 Despite having the most committed employees, productivity was still surprisingly low. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1272 So, what interests you about working in the Trump White House? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1273 Here we don't climb the corporate ladder so much as hop. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1274 You appear to be overqualified for this position. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1275 You don't have to be nuts to work here, but it helps! 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1276 Yes, sometimes I find this work a little restrictive. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1277 We are bound to like each other. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1278 Well, that about wraps it up. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1279 No one said this job was going to be easy. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1280 Why can't they just restrain our middle fingers? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1281 We've found this to be the most effective approach to prevent checking mobile devices during meetings. 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
1282 HR says it is already reducing sexual harassment claims. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1283 No, I don't think that, 'You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours,' would work here. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1284 So what can't I help you with? 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1285 So, why are you interested in a position with The New Yorker? 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1286 That's actually not the craziest thing I've ever heard. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1287 I'm beginning to think the red tape wasn't so bad after all. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1288 They've replaced the glass ceiling with a padded one. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1289 No, you don't have to be. But it helps. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1290 Yes, this is a patient-run mental hospital. Welcome! 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1291 Designing voice recognition software, fortunately. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1292 Permission to speak freely. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1293 You look like a perfect fit for this job. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1294 It's normal. I've been on the program for a year and still have urges to check my Facebook page at work. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1295 Regardless of my breakdown, your session will still be billed. 1.3298 0.06830 94 73 11 10
1296 Uh oh, number one or number two? 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
1297 One of us should take notes. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1298 I understand but my hands are tied too. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1299 We are an equal opportunity employer. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1300 I see you've heard about our dress code. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1301 Well, I guess, that ties up all the loose ends. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1302 At least no one can read our body language. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1303 On the bright side, ours are only 79.6% as tight as the men's jackets. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1304 As you already know, we have a very strict dress code. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1305 Welcome to Academia. 1.3263 0.06766 95 74 11 10
1306 Remember when the barriers were invisible? 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1307 I'm really looking for someone who can roll up their sleeves and be more hands-on. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1308 It worked for my other addictions. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1309 I think this job would be a good fit for you. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1310 That makes two of us. 1.3229 0.06704 96 75 11 10
1311 This weight loss program is really working. I'm down 10 pounds. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1312 Around here we believe body language is a distraction. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1313 You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1314 Are you making fun of me? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1315 I kind of miss the glass ceiling. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1316 Is that your phone ringing? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1317 I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. My hands are tied. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1318 What do you consider to be the major constraints of the job, and how do you plan to free yourself of those constraints? 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
1319 I'm sorry; did you want to take notes? 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1320 If it's one thing we value in potential new employees it is their level of restraint. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1321 how good are you at nose typing? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1322 I like your style. 1.3226 0.05332 93 65 26 2
1323 Well we have Informal Fridays and now Maniac Mondays. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1324 It's really solved the problem of the Millennials on Facebook all day. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1325 We're not so much hands on here. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1326 I wish they came in black, white makes me look fat. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1327 Are you crazy? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1328 Well, that about wraps it up. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1329 Nail biter. You? 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1330 Lunatics now running the asylum - check! Next step - elect Donald Trump president! 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
1331 You scratch my nose, I'll scratch yours. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1332 And we thought the problem was the glass ceiling. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1333 Once we get past this, the glass ceilings are easy. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1334 So, where did you hear about our company? 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
1335 We'll be covering the new administration. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1336 Your resume is great and all, but if you can figure out how to scratch my nose, you're hired. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1337 I think you will fit in well here at Houdini Enterprises. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1338 We gotta be crazy to work here. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1339 This intervention for keeping us off Facebook seems to be working so far. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1340 I don't need to tell you, my hands are tied. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1341 Nice ties. Who did them? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1342 I think it's time we start running this asylum. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1343 I see that you've learned to show some restraint... 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1344 I'll be tied up all afternoon. Will you be free tomorrow? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1345 You'll fit right into our corporate culture. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1346 We're looking for someone with more hands on experience. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1347 I remember when we used to complain about our golden handcuffs. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1348 What first made you interested in working at the E.P.A.? 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
1349 Kleptomania is a disease, but I'm living proof our treatment works wonders. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1350 They keep us from checking Facebook. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1351 We tried to block his Twitter account 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1352 To be honest, they are not very generous with sick days. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1353 You'll fit in nicely here. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1354 You'd have to be crazy not to take this job. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1355 I think you'll find the restrictions here very liberating. I, for one, haven't so much as lifted a finger in ages. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1356 It's part of our hands-free technology training. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1357 I was once in your chair. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1358 Our benefits include paid psychiatric leave. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1359 Yes but on Friday it's business casual 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1360 You've really embraced our corporate culture. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1361 If you can lift the pen with your mind, the job is yours. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1362 Siri? ... Siri? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1363 Do you buckle under pressure? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1364 I see that Trump got a restraining order on you too. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1365 We think you'll be a great fit here! 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1366 Well, I think we've about wrapped up this interview. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1367 Let's meet next Tuesday at 9:00. I guess we'll just have to remember that. 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
1368 You'll fit right in - we're a pretty tight-knit company. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1369 I'm sorry, I'm afraid our hands are tied. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
1370 Right now I would settle for mobility, never mind upward mobility. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1371 But we do have Casual Fridays... 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1372 I run this company, but like you I started as just a threat to myself and others. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1373 These new business regulations seem very restrictive. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1374 And we also have an aggressive retention incentive plan. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1375 Yes, I am in charge of this asylum. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1376 Can you scratch my nose with your nose ? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1377 Yo've got to be nuts to work here 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1378 I prefer red tape. What about you? 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1379 can't believe the others got a golden parachute. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1380 I think our hands are tied on this one. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1381 I was promised butterfly wings. You? 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
1382 I'd really like to help, but my hands are tied. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1383 OK, so it started with one of those signs which said 'You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps'… 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1384 I think you will fit in here. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1385 Luckily for you, you have to be crazy to work here. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1386 It keeps me from tweeting. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1387 Remind me to trash that 'You don't have to be CRAZY to work here but it helps' sign. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1388 I'll admit I am not crazy about these new binding contracts 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1389 You'll find that we frown on multitasking. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1390 If you'll scratch my nose I'll scratch yours. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1391 I will never ask you to do anything I wouldn't do myself. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1392 Your resume was intriguing 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1393 Please tell us a little about yourself and why you think you're a good fit for this institution. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1394 At least our tongues aren’t tied. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1395 Are you mocking me? 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1396 Last time I tie one on at the office party. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1397 We want to hire someone with absolutely no imagination at all. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1398 Let's just be strait with each other. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1399 Why didn't you answer my texts and emails? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1400 We find this is the best way to avoid checking your Facebook account during work hours. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1401 Do you ever feel we might be too wrapped up in our work? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1402 If you think this is bad,you should see casual Friday 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1403 We appreciate your interest, but I'm afraid you're overqualified. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1404 Believe me, I understand where you're coming from. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1405 Straight jacket Tuesday is not as good as cyber Monday. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1406 I need a Kleenex. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1407 Takes crazy to know crazy. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1408 Yeah, you're right. We probably should have installed the voice recognition software BEFORE we suited up. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1409 Thanks for applying. You're just what we're looking for! 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1410 Our managerial style here is pretty hands-off...I'm assuming your comfortable with that? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1411 There are some constraints to working here, but I think. You will fit right in. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1412 The good news is, you can wear slacks on Casual Friday. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1413 Here, the inmates really do run the asylum. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1414 This is the part of the interview that gauges your ability to work with others. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1415 They caught us trying to break the glass ceiling. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1416 They told me it was a one of a kind Armani. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1417 How many pounds have you lost so far? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1418 Would you agree we're in dire straits? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1419 Can I be straight with you? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1420 It is supposed to protect their glass ceiling. 1.3152 0.06725 92 72 11 9
1421 Where do you see yourself in 5 hallucinations from now? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1422 I think it's time for a more hands-on approach. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1423 Do you think he's coming back? 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1424 It says to hit the escape button. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1425 This happened because once again you misused ‘literally.’ 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1426 We believe the hands on approach is a tad overrated." 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1427 We seem to have reached an impasse. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1428 I see you've been committed before, but this job requires total commitment. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1429 Since we're tied up this week, why don't we try to meet next week 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1430 They told ME it was an original! 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1431 We prefer the term "user-based management model", but in answer to your question, yes, this asylum is run by the inmates. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1432 At least they don't make us wear nylons. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1433 Siri turns out to be finally useful. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1434 I think this interview is about wrapped up, 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1435 I see you’ve had no hands-on experience. You’re hired! 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1436 Welcome to the voice control app department. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1437 So what do you think of straight jacket Thursday? 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1438 I see your dating my boyfriend 1.3152 0.06900 92 73 9 10
1439 Have you had any experience swallowing keys? 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1440 Where would you like to be five years from now? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1441 Houdini's greatest illusion: Escaping the dead-end job. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1442 You look like you'll fit into our office culture very well. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1443 We use the Stanislavsky Method. To sell bonds you have to experience bonds. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1444 The best advice I can give you is to lean in. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1445 HR says we shouldn't feel restrained by the new dress code. 1.3152 0.06725 92 72 11 9
1446 I find I eat less this way. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1447 So, you are the intern assigned to shadow me for the day? 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1448 Do you ever get the itch to do something crazy? 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1449 As I said, my hands are tied. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1450 I agree. It's so annoying they only come in white. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1451 We started running the place last week. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1452 Well, you definitely have the qualifications I've been looking for. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1453 We have a strict "no tweet" policy. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1454 One of us is insane. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1455 siri... about getting these jackets off! 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1456 I'd say you'll fit right in with our corporate culture. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1457 So, who does your hair? 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1458 I have lost 10 pounds already! 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1459 It's refreshing to meet another strait shooter. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1460 You've got to be crazy to work here! 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1461 Yes, the new policy on sexual harassment is a bit restrictive. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1462 Do I even need to ask about how many words per minute you can type? 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1463 I'm itching to get out of here. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1464 I miss the golden handcuffs. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1465 Our dress code is binding 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1466 I think we are in a real bind. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1467 I'll just tell them that we'll be tied up for the next few days. 1.3152 0.06725 92 72 11 9
1468 This is the only foolproof method to not text back. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1469 I think it goes without saying that we don't offer flex-time here. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1470 Just tell him no, our hands are tied. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1471 Yes, it is Versace. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1472 Your complaint said that you found the office to be a "stressful environment"... how so? 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1473 Well SOMEBODY clicked "Reply All"! 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1474 One benefit of working here, you won't get carpal tunnel syndrome. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1475 The nondisclosure provision has no escape clause. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1476 In fairness, the terms and conditions update did warn of a new binding arbitration clause. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1477 I'd like to help but my hands are tied too. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1478 I know it's crazy -- but I think we have a lot in common. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1479 We're both tied up at the moment, is there a better time to meet? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1480 Personally, I think the company's commitment to "do no harm" is extreme. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1481 These enhanced password requirements are getting ridiculous. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1482 So I guess our idea to reduce CEO pay was not well received. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1483 So you're certifiable, that's a start, but how fast can you type? 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1484 Looks like I'm tied up until next week at the earliest...and you? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1485 I can't make the meeting, but I'll try to butt-dial in. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1486 I understand other companies have an incentive-based approach to employee retention. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1487 So far so good. Are you ready for your typing test? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1488 How long have you been off Twitter? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1489 This diet is amazing. I have lost 30 pounds in one week. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1490 "That's funny - it's my favorite Patsy Kline song too! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1491 Welcome to the Houdini Corporation, if you can sign here in the next 90 seconds. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1492 You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1493 I guess I preferred it when management only figuratively tied our hands. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1494 Yeah, I’m trying to quit biting my nails, too. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1495 Done deal! Let's shake on it. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1496 What makes you think you are a good fit for this job? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1497 And, where do you see yourself in ten years? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1498 Election Day, 2020. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1499 The company is serious about its no personal devices at work policy. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1500 And what gives you the idea that this isn't a real job interview? 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1501 Well, I see you're dressed for the job you want not the one you have. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1502 You got the job! Sign here please. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1503 I think you'll fit right in to this madhouse. You're hired! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1504 No hand shakes, no signing off, your word is your bond, here! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1505 I'm sorry, my hands are tied. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1506 No, we do not perform background checks. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1507 And have you had any experience running an asylum? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1508 I don't favor a hands-on approach 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1509 We're bound to think of something. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1510 Welcome to the Houdini Corporation. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1511 How's the new diet going for you? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1512 Where do you see my selves in five years? 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1513 Dress for the job you want, not the one we already have. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1514 I can’t ask you and you can’t ask me. 1.3077 0.06756 91 72 10 9
1515 It's required of Trump appointments to any regulatory agency... 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1516 Your resume indicated you have experience trading bonds. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1517 If Hillary had won we wouldn't be in this bind. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1518 Siri, tell whomever is calling I'm tied up now. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1519 Remember good old red tape... 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1520 You've hooked into the cultural ethos of the firm quite nicely, Miss Stern. I'm bound to say you'll fit right in. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1521 I know you're in a bind, but I've got my hands tied. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1522 Why do you think you would like working for Houdini Corporation? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1523 May I rub my nose on your sleeve? 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1524 I see some real possiblities here since we are seeking employees who are bound and determined. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1525 Looks like we are both tied up right now, can we perhaps have coffee another time ? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1526 Since we're both tied up right now let's try and reschedule for next week. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1527 We take great pride in our flexibility too. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1528 This is embarrassing. We can't both wear the same thing to the holiday party! 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1529 Sorry, I can't give you a raise. I understand that you're strapped, but so am I. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1530 To wrap up, the contract's binding. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1531 You'd have to be crazy not to hire me. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1532 is this really the only way we can stop tweeting? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1533 Sorry, but my hands are tied as well. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1534 You'll get used to the dress code, and you'll just love the padded offices! 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1535 Have you ever typed with your nose? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1536 Outreach for us seems very difficult. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1537 Eight year-old. high-spirited, unpredictable triplets. You? 1.3077 0.06756 91 72 10 9
1538 I'll reply to your email on Causal Friday. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1539 Last one out buys lunch! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1540 I think you'll fit in around here. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1541 I like the one piece. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1542 Mr. Houdini will see you now. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1543 My contract is binding. What about yours? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1544 Yes, Kellyanne, this should stop him from tweeting. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1545 Kanye West finally made it in the fashion world. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1546 This whole hands-free approach is getting out of hand. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1547 I know you could do it with one hand tied behind your back, but . . . 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1548 Mind if I don't take notes while we talk? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1549 So much for being a hands-on manager. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1550 There are some issues with our new Comfort Bra Line. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1551 It gets a little crazy around here at times. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1552 I'm hoping this will be our breakout quarter. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1553 Well, I guess that just about wraps it up. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1554 What a crazy day! 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1555 You know I'd love to help, but I'm afraid my hands are tied. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1556 We need someone who won't mind spending most of their adult life doing meaningless work in a small, windowless office. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1557 I would like to help but our hands are tied. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1558 Well, let's see when we're free. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1559 A little voice tells me you'll fit right into the corporate culture around here. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1560 We'd love to give you a raise, but as you can see, our hands are tied. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1561 If we do hire you, I assume you won't mind being chained to your desk. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1562 I would love to offer you a position, but my hands are tied 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1563 We're having trouble finding someone who can take dictation. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1564 It used to be a real "hands on" operation and then in came the regulators. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1565 At least we're here and not in some big water tank. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1566 Tell him sorry, but our hands are tied. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1567 So tell me, what attracted you to this company? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1568 You say that you were driven insane by an endless series of email ads from Bob Mankoff? Join the club. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1569 Well, I guess that wraps up our interview. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1570 Voice activation is important in our work here. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1571 Get used to it! It’s the latest women’s fashion from the Trump Organization. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1572 Yeah, I've got an itch there, too. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1573 You must be crazy to think I'm crazy enough to hire you. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1574 Really, alt-ctrl-del will get us out of this? 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1575 How do you see yourself working in an environment in which the inmates run the asylum? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1576 I would love to help but my hands are tied. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1577 Who told you that you’d have to be crazy to work here? 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1578 I think you'd fit in well here. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1579 Here we don't think outside the box. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1580 I'd love to meet this week, but I'm pretty tied up. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1581 just tell it to me straight 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1582 I'm sorry about that raise, but my hands are tied. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1583 Just say we're tied up for the rest of the day 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1584 So we're in agreement! 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1585 But it mostly keeps me off social media. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1586 I know, I know - the inmates are running the asylum. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1587 I don't know yet if you'll get the job, but I can say you score awfully high on empathy. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1588 I'd like to give you a salary increase, but my hands are tied. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1589 Actually, you're not the first person to complain about company dress codes. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1590 So what exactly is this great idea of yours to increase company productivity? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1591 This new wellness program has really help me cut down on sweets. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1592 Finally, someone who understands MY perspective on this issue. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1593 Houdini was an intern here too. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1594 What we need is someone who can wrap their arms around the subject 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1595 It seems we're in a bind. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1596 So, Human Resources seems determined to have us work together. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1597 Our managerial style here is pretty hands-off...I'm assuming your comfortable with that? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1598 I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1599 I find this new dress code a bit constricting. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1600 Our motto is "first do no harm" 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1601 Ever since the election I´ve been fit to be tied. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1602 I got mine at Tie City 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1603 You have to be a Houdini to get any work done around here. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1604 How good are you at answering phones? 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1605 "At least we still have freedom of speech". 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1606 Actually, I don't think you would find our company's environment constraining. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1607 ...where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1608 I didn't realize this is what Mr. Romney meant by "binders of women." 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1609 HR's new hands-off policy is nuts. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1610 Now that we are properly dressed, we can start the exit interview. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1611 You totally get me. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1612 It's always a pleasure to meet another Houdini fan. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1613 Too many lunches have gone missing from the company fridge. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1614 It looks like you have escape experience - would you be comfortable being sawed in half? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1615 It's crazy how long it's taking me to write this email. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1616 May I take your coat? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1617 Have you tried using voice to text? 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1618 I know you'll understand when I say, my hands are tied. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1619 I'm very sorry, miss, but we're looking for a receptionist who can type any words per minute. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1620 Casual Fridays generally involve more slipknots. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1621 If, at any time, you feel uncomfortable, please let me know. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1622 Mine is Vera Wang, what's yours? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1623 So let me get this strait... 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1624 So, where do you see yourselves in five years? 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1625 Just our luck. The screen is frozen. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1626 You know, sometimes it just gets crazy around here! 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1627 So which one of us is supposed to be HR? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1628 I lost 5 pounds. How about you? 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1629 We like to hire like-minded individuals. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1630 One of us isn't really here; it's your job to figure out which one. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1631 Every one who misses Casual Friday, raise your hand. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1632 A "Farewell to Arms" 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1633 Yes, I am the leading expert in counseling people who have Houdini Syndrome. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1634 So you're comfortable with this being a binding contract, then? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1635 And the best thing about working here is that our medical plan includes psychiatric coverage. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1636 Some of us can't get used to using the "hands-free" devices, so we're trying something new. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1637 We've been running the place since Tuesday. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1638 Should we have a safe word? 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1639 I'm not crazy about your idea. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1640 ... and we've been running this asylum every since. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1641 Why do I get all the crazy ones? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1642 I'd really prefer to have a more "hands-on" type of role. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1643 You figure out a way to tweet and you can have my job. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1644 Corporate's really pushing this whole 'hands-free' thing, aren't they? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1645 Think I'd look better in a size nine? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1646 I'll give it to you strait: I'd like to hire you but my hands are tied. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1647 I meant we’re crazy in a good way. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1648 I work well in a restrained environment. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1649 They said I was crazy, but productivity rates are off the charts. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1650 You're going to fit right in here. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1651 Typing with my toes is surprisingly rewarding. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1652 On the other hand, your nail polish lasts longer. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1653 How long have you been in the smoking cessation program? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1654 Give it to me strait 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1655 Anyone can say that the inmates run the asylum. Here we are looking for people who can walk the talk. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1656 You'd have to be crazy not to want to work here. And yet, there you are. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1657 Now that we've taken over the place, I'll look into relaxing the dress code. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1658 I guess we'll have to think twice about trying to break the glass ceiling again. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1659 We have a strictly hands-off policy on sexual harassment. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1660 So, if I'm to understand you, we'll start doing Casual Fridays and discontinue Mental Mondays? You better be right this time. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1661 Round here, the inmates run the asylum --- as a business 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1662 When you figure it out, text me. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1663 Yes, we are bound by confidentiality. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1664 It's really hard to wrap my arms around your idea. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1665 We expect our staff to adopt a hands-on approach 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1666 You can expect to lose 10 pounds in the very first week. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1667 Lemme guess: you're 'mirroring' my gestures to build rapport? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1668 It's the only way to stop from texting. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1669 Are you thinking the same thing, or am I just crazy? 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1670 I’m just not convinced that Restrictive-Tuesday is going to be the next Casual-Friday. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1671 It's been crazy around here lately! 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1672 How long will we be just women in binders? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1673 I think you'll synch with the company culture. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1674 It's the same old-story. You scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours. 1.2955 0.06887 88 71 8 9
1675 Agreed. We'll remove "reach out" from our business lexicon. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1676 The firm observes both Casual Friday and Manacle Monday. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1677 Well, we like what we see, and we'd like to offer you a job in the Trump administration. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1678 Remember when we were a real hands-on operation? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1679 Well, this time Management's really tied our hands. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1680 I know this is going to sound crazy, but ... 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1681 Funny, you're the first person to complain about the dress code. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1682 This is, of course, a binding position. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1683 Yes, I'm straight. And you? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1684 Don't worry, they'll take them off after the Inauguration. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1685 I warned you about trying Ctrl+Alt+Esc. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1686 The pen is voice-activated too. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1687 You shop there too?! 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1688 I have great references, from the other voices in my head! 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1689 I think you would make a good fit in this organization. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1690 Just so you realize, the inmates do run this asylum 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1691 We're not big on hugging. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1692 I think you'll fit right in here - when can you start? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1693 You've got to be mad to work here. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1694 I see you're as committed to this company as I am. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1695 Call me crazy, but I think these men are holding us back. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1696 You get me. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1697 We're big proponents of preventative healthcare. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1698 I appreciate you listening, I need to get this off my chest. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1699 Wow the inmates really are running the asylum here! 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1700 We have a hands-off management style in this company. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1701 Our management team is very"hands-off". Does that work for you? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1702 We're proactive when it comes to sexual harassment. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1703 We are not very hands on company... 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1704 Unfortunately we already have someone with your weaknesses. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1705 I'd like to see more of our people running the asylum. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1706 I think we're all wrapped up here. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1707 You should see what the men have to wear. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1708 Oh sure, you're a good fit...I mean your resume, it's insane. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1709 Tell me why you think a job at Houdini Enterprises is the right fit for you. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1710 Didn't I mention your employment contract was binding? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1711 Are you making fun of me? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1712 I feel that the new administration's policies are a little restrictive. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1713 Granted, output's a little down, but we're saving a fortune on paper. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1714 I struggle with a texting addiction as well. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1715 Welcome to the new adminstration. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1716 I think you would be a good fit for our company. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1717 ...176, 177, 178, 179, 180. Did it! I knew we could go three minutes without checking our email. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1718 I propose we chest bump to seal the deal. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1719 We pride ourselves in thinking outside the jacket. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1720 Would you have any ambition to run our asylum one day? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1721 You'll see our weight loss program has very good results 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1722 Governor Pence decided to make jackets straight again. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1723 We're looking for someone flexible 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1724 It's my pleasure to welcome you to the Houdini School of Magic. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1725 I still prefer this over "business casual". 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1726 Hey Siri... 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1727 I can't talk now, I'm on a psychotic break. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1728 To move up in this company, you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1729 What makes you think you're qualified to work for Mr. Trump? 1.2874 0.06919 87 71 7 9
1730 These meetings drive me crazy 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1731 Well, one of us needs to go get help. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1732 We could have tried to resolve our differences over coffee before getting HR involved? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1733 I'm looking for an opportunity to spread my wings. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1734 He's my favorite designer too! Did you buy the matching shackles too? 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1735 That color looks great on you. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1736 I'm confident we have a place for you in our administration. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1737 Can you give me an example of what you mean when you say your opportunities for advancement are being limited? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1738 Well, I think that just about wraps things up. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1739 I'd help you, but my hands are tied. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1740 Look, my hands are tied too. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1741 Give it to me strait, doctor. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1742 Mr. Trump likes your style. There's a place for you in his Administration. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1743 I really think that we're bound to work well together. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1744 So it says here you have some prior experience...? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1745 I see we have some things in common. You're hired! 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1746 There's not much wiggle room on the hours. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1747 We take a hands-off approach at this company. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1748 Now would be a good time to air our grievances. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1749 There seems to be a concern that the inmates are running the asylum. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1750 Yes, it is the reason we have an open door policy. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1751 Well that's the last time we ask if our company plan has mental health benefits 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1752 I'd love to help, but I'm also tied up all afternoon. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1753 I have a tendency to become too wrapped up in my job. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1754 And there's a glass ceiling, too. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1755 This place just isn't a good fit for me anymore. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1756 You're right, I don't miss my phone either. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1757 I understand your prior therapist had a very different approach 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1758 Our ban on social media use during work hours has been 100% successful! Now, your job is to increase productivity. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1759 You will fit right in. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1760 I'd love to help, but my hands are tied. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1761 It's nuts around here. 1.2874 0.06723 87 70 9 8
1762 Describe a time when a former supervisor declared you insane. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1763 Have you ever worked on a political campaign before? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1764 This is why we never get anything done around here. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1765 Google Houdini 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1766 HR said we couldn't get out of it. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1767 Of course, you must be able to type with a pencil in your mouth. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1768 Was that Riverdance New York or Riverdance London? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1769 Yes, it is going to be a long four years. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1770 Ever since Hilary lost, things have gotten worse for us women in the work force. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1771 So, do you like the company’s new “Hands Off Policy”? 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
1772 Actually, this was not my worst Take Your Child to Work Day. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1773 I'd have to be crazy to hire you. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1774 How to succeed in business, Rule #1: Be prepared for your interview, Rule #2: Emulate your supervisor, Rule #3: Show restraint. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1775 And, are you comfortable working in somewhat confining conditions 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
1776 Work's been driving me crazy too. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1777 Finally, we're in charge of the asylum. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1778 It's actually worse than the glass ceiling. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1779 Could you pass the scissors, please? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1780 If you can type with your feet and eat from the employee cafeteria trough you're hired. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1781 Does this new employee bonding technique feel weird to you too? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1782 Hopefully you're not Italian 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1783 We do expect a high level of commitment. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1784 I'd love to give you a raise, but things are really tight here just now. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1785 I'm sorry. I would love to help you, but my hands are tied. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1786 We're bound to make this a better workplace. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1787 Now it's safe to talk. You first. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1788 Who are you wearing? 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1789 And how well, would you say, do you work under pressure? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1790 Cost cutting. We eliminated padded cubicles. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1791 I'd like to offer you the position. It's obvious you'll fit right in with our new administration. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1792 This job does not require much manual dexterity. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1793 I see we have something in common. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1794 When I started working for Mitt, I had no idea what he meant by binders of women. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1795 I think we can negotiate without killing each other. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1796 " I was really impressed with your resume'. I've got to hand it to you...oops! Gotta stop saying that 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1797 The dress code is just crazy here 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1798 I love it! Who are you wearing? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1799 I just keep telling myself this will all be over in four years... 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1800 Unwanted touching was a problem. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1801 I would love to give you a raise but, you know as well as I, my hands are tied. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1802 I guess we won't be climbing the corporate ladder! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1803 Only Siri can save us now. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1804 If you escape before me you'll move on to the levitation interview. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1805 I'm sensing a very hostile work environment. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1806 I'd love to be able to help you with the problem, but my hands are tied. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1807 Let's get something straight. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1808 Well, I guess that's a wrap! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1809 Our policies are fully compliant with both Sharia law and Trump administration free speech guidelines. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1810 Exactly what makes you qualified to work here! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1811 They told me I was crazy voting for Trump. What's your story? 1.2824 0.06821 85 69 8 8
1812 Loosen up?? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1813 Where's Siri when you need her? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1814 You appear to be overqualified. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1815 Ready......set......GO! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1816 We're both crazy busy so let's keep this short. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1817 You must be crazy to work here. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1818 I'd like to help, but so are mine. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1819 In some states we can vote! 1.2824 0.06821 85 69 8 8
1820 Total freedom is elusive. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1821 If you think these HUD ones are tight you should try the ones at the EPA! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1822 There will be times when you'd die for a cup of coffee but that will pass. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1823 Well, we did vote for change 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1824 Just having a "no tweeting" rule wasn't working for the administration 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1825 Let me also ask, what are your manipulative skills? 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1826 Don't point your toe at me like that. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1827 I try to identify with my clients. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1828 My back pain is gone and my hands are never cold. You'll love it. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1829 You'll fit well with our corporate culture. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1830 I think I understand your position. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
1831 Let's not do anything crazy. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1832 I think we need to improve our outreach. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1833 You should have read the employment ad more carefully, we're looking for someone with 'hands-on' experience. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1834 Things can get a bit insane around here, which is why we think you'll be a perfect fit. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1835 I think you will fit in fine here. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1836 The Company has a strict policy on the use of cell phones. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1837 Okay, but wouldn't you agree the glass ceiling was a more comfortable metaphor? 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1838 It's not an interrogation, it's an enhanced interview. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1839 I'd love to help you Mrs. Johnson, but my hands are tied. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1840 I totally sympathize with your dilemma, but my hands are tied. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1841 You know, we shouldn't have complained so much about the golden handcuffs. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1842 In our experience, self control isn't enough. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1843 The election got to you, too? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1844 It's Legal's way of keeping us off twitter. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1845 Hey Siri, begin interview! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1846 Okay, let's see if this puppy has a hands-free ap. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1847 It goes without saying that you'll need to wear slip-ons. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1848 You can't just not do your job because your nose itches. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1849 Let's get something strait. There will be no finger pointing in this office. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1850 We're just wrapping up here. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1851 Of course I'd like to do the right thing, but our hands are tied. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1852 As you know, a career in voice recognition software isn't for everyone. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1853 I really AM feeling less need to gesticulate. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1854 You remind me of myself when I was your age. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1855 well, one of us needs to send the email. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1856 It can get a little crazy around here. I hope you're okay with that. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1857 You're right, Tina, it's not that uncomfortable. And it makes tweeting virtually impossible. Think he'll go for it? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1858 Call me crazy, but I think you'd be a perfect fit for our company. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1859 OK, then. We're ready for 2017. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1860 If you're born Italian, I find it helps in learning to speak English. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1861 I'm sorry, but we have to let you go. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1862 No, it's not a very touchy feely department 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1863 I'm sorry, but I just can't sign off on this. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1864 They take compliance very seriously around here. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1865 This way, we don't have to block Facebook and Twitter on work computers. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1866 I'm sorry, you're overqualified. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1867 We're tied up in meetings all day. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1868 Have you noticed we're just not as productive as we used to be. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1869 You’d fit right in here. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
1870 I know. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1871 And what makes you believe you are qualified to work for 3M? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1872 Congratulations, I think you'll fit in very well here at Houdini,Houdini ,and Houdini ! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1873 We are a strictly 'hands-off' business. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1874 This way, when we say Our hands our tied, we can really mean it. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1875 I'm sorry, but my hands are, well, you know... 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1876 We take a laissez-faire, hands-off approach in this company. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1877 I have experience with your problem 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1878 Typing skills are important in this job. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1879 Call me crazy, but haven't we met somewhere before? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1880 ...but it helps 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1881 Productivity is down. We are going to have to let you go. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1882 I'd just love to smack you on the face right now. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1883 I told them our hands are tied. We'll just have to sit this one out. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1884 Keep 'We unanimously welcome the merger' but take out 'with open arms'. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1885 We women have made some progress, they have removed the blindfolds & gags 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1886 How do you like the office culture so far? 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
1887 This job is easier than it looks. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1888 Entry level requires sharing a rubber office. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1889 Apparently the 'Speak Truth to Power' bit didn't work for you, either? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1890 What can you bring from voice recognition to driverless technology? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1891 Siri, call 911. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1892 Disturbing, yes, but let's give the new guy a chance. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1893 Welcome aboard. You'll fit right in. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1894 Was this suposed to be an exercise in futility or empathy? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1895 No problem, all our systems are voice activated. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1896 Unfortunately, our productivity has dropped dramatically since we adopted our 'Safety First & Foremost' policy. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1897 I don't watch the news anymore either. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1898 Could you please describe for me the time you worked in the Trump administration? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1899 I'm finding the companies dress code a little restrictive. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1900 I told accounting our hands are tied on this one. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1901 You're crazy. No, you're crazy. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1902 Let's play charades 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1903 I should have seen this coming when we started wearing skinny jeans. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1904 I'm not sure the move from "Friday casual" to "Friday institutional" was a good idea. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1905 So Linda, welcome to the Trump PR department. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1906 There is a piece of lint on your shoulder. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1907 So same time next week? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1908 I can't believe that she wore the same outfit as me. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1909 The salary is $30,000. We've no wiggle room on that. Or on paid vacation. Or on anything else, really. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1910 I think that's a crazy idea. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1911 Let me be straight with you. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1912 And, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1913 We provide shackles for Casual Friday 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1914 Sorry — new Planned Parenthood procedures since the election. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1915 Nothing we can do. Looks like our hands are tied. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1916 Got mine on line, didn't lift a finger. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1917 We are still confined by binding arbitration. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1918 I'd like to help you but I'm a bit tied up myself. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1919 I see we shop at the same outpatient mall. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1920 We take verbal only communication training very seriously 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1921 You don't have to be crazy to work here, but. . . aw, who am I kidding??? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1922 Couldn't they have just deleted my Twitter account. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1923 I'm sorry. My hands are tied too. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1924 Who are you calling crazy? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1925 Did Corporate really mean "Straitjacket Fridays", or did they use that stupid speech-recognition software again? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1926 I can't help you. My hands are tied. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1927 Running the asylum is much harder than I expected. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1928 I'm sorry that you're in a bind, but what can I do? My hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1929 I'm in it for the mummy. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1930 I think you'll find a non-binding resolution more productive in this case. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1931 We can get started. Mr. Houdini's running late. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1932 Since we instituted the new dress code we've had no cases of carpal tunnel syndrome 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1933 I need someone with more of a "hands-on" approach. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1934 Maybe we should take a mental health day and get together next week when we aren't both so tied up. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1935 It was a pleasure meeting you, Shannon. We're always looking for like-binded individuals. I really think you will be a good fit. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1936 I'm also in a bind. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1937 Personally, I can't wait for casual Friday. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1938 I'd love to help you out but my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1939 You pretend to work and we'll pretend to pay you. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1940 The nice thing about uniforms is you don't have to worry about what you'll wear tomorrow. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1941 Why yes, I do think the new mental-health coverage is too proactive. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1942 I feel your pain. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1943 What makes you think you're qualified for the job? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1944 We don't believe in handouts at this firm. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1945 I'd love to fund your project, but frankly I'm pretty strapped myself. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1946 Welcome to Peer to Peer counseling. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1947 It's great to meet an applicant who's such a good fit--shall we shake on it? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1948 So, you're here to complain about the new dress code being too restrictive? 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
1949 So I'd like to help, but my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1950 Besides the discriminating dress code for schizophrenics, how do you like your job so far? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1951 Your outrageous claims and volatile unpredictability are exactly what we need. When can you start? 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1952 So we're all straight then? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1953 Your resume and everything you've told me confirms that you're quite useless. You'll fit in perfectly here. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1954 And as an added bonus, the walls of your office will be lined with rubber. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1955 We're hoping the new manager will be less stringent. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1956 Welcome to your first day at Anger Management School, I am a former graduate. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1957 They did warn us about stricter policies if we continued to use social media on company time. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1958 Personnel says we have to keep our hands to ourselves. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1959 You are exactly what this company is looking for! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1960 I’m beginning to regret advocating mental health coverage. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1961 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1962 I guess thats the end of Facebook during work hours. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1963 Right--hands on experience is not required. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1964 Corporate wants to avoid even the appearance of a conflict of interest. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1965 Cancel all calls. We're tied up at the moment 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1966 'My hands are tied' is not an excuse. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1967 I'm pleased you'll be joining us at the EPA. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1968 Welcome to Tweets Anonymous One Step Program 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1969 I also complained about equality 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1970 I'm sorry Karen, but my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1971 Well, we did ask for a safe space. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1972 Believe me, this company will not give you a handout. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1973 We're moving away from the no-holds-barred interview. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1974 I’m afraid my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1975 No, shorthand is not a requirement for the position. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1976 So Pence said this will cure us? 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1977 Mr. Trump likes his female employees to behave with restraints. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1978 We find turnover is lower when employees can't choose to leave. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1979 No, you cannot get a hug. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1980 I understand you're in dire straits, but my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1981 It's about time that we inmates got to run the asylum. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1982 With our new management, we plan to use a more hands-on approach. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1983 How many words per minute can you type with your nose? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1984 Ok, so let me get this straight... 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1985 While it's good for our posture, it creates havoc in the ladies room. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1986 I don't know how I feel about HR's new social media use policy. 1.2738 0.06849 84 69 7 8
1987 Command, Opt, Escape. I'll try my nose this time. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1988 I'd really like to help you get out, but my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1989 I couldn't do a thing about it; my hands are tied. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1990 When I said you should try putting yourself in my place I didn’t think you would take me literally. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1991 Let me get this straight... 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1992 Lesson learned: don't call it the 'Christmas' party. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1993 This is a difficult for us both. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1994 Not only do we take things very literally here, we also have a very hands off approach to management. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1995 I hope you'll accept our job offer. I think you're a perfect fit for our corporate culture. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1996 My hands are tied too. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1997 Yes, IT works under the same restraints as everyone else. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1998 If you're looking for a sense of freedom and to spread your wings, this is the place. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1999 Are we onto something here, or are we just crazy? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2000 Tuesday? No i,m all tied up then. How about wednesday? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2001 So, tell me about your strengths... 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2002 Your resume is great but what I'm really looking for is someone who can pick my nose. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2003 Why do you think you are qualified to work here ? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2004 Our pre-employment psychological test is quite demanding. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2005 I can appreciate your predicament but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2006 Now that we've tied up all the loose ends, we have a deal. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2007 Lets be straight with each other, we're both nuts. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2008 Let's call it a tie. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2009 Okay, NOW we can check the news. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2010 I prefer non-binding resolutions. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2011 OK, so we agree to keep it under wraps. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2012 It appears that we're both tied up today. Are you free tomorrow? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2013 I'm sorry I can't help, my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
2014 You have to be crazy to work here, but it doesn't help. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2015 I'm afraid I can't help you. My hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2016 I understand your hands are tied, but so are mine. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2017 I find therapy is more effective if we have something in common. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2018 And, where do you see yourself in ten years? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2019 So tell me...why do others believe you're crazy? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2020 I understand. You're tied up too. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2021 Unfortunately, our hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2022 You really should have cancelled if you were already tied up. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2023 In the future, please show more restraint. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2024 It's time we had a straight talk. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2025 Unfortunately, this is a hands-on position ... 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2026 Well, it's out of our hands now! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2027 This will be uncomfortable for both of us. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2028 OK, here's what I found on the web for 'how to get out of a straitjacket' 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2029 Like you, my hands are tied on this one. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2030 I would love to give you a raise Marsha but our hands are tied. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2031 Got a match? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2032 I think you may be the perfect candidate for the job! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2033 I just can't do it; my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2034 No, what's crazy is the raise you're asking for. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2035 We seem to have so much in common. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2036 This new dress code is crazy! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2037 It appears you're over-qualified. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2038 Well I'm sorry, but our hands are really tied here. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2039 So, Ms. Houdini, let's see what you can do. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2040 I'm sorry, I can't help you. My hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2041 Since we're both tied up, lunch is postponed until tomorrow. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2042 Well, Miss Jones, it looks to me like you are uniquely qualified for this position. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2043 I know you did your best to fit in here at Bondage Inc., but we're going to have to let you go. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2044 On the other hand, my hands are no longer cold. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2045 It's crazy working here. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2046 Fine, how are you? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2047 Qualified? Why, you could do this job with your hands tied behind your back! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2048 It looks like I'll be tied up next week too. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2049 I agree--the money is great, but the hours are insane. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2050 Tell me if you think this is a crazy idea. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2051 I'm afraid there's not much wiggle room regarding working from home. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2052 How fast do you toe type? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2053 If you wriggle free before I do, you're hired. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2054 Little do they know, the loonies really are running the asylum. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
2055 It doesn't just help. You actually do have to be crazy to work here. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2056 Unfortunately, it's not flexible: we're contractually bound. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2057 Thanks for stopping by. I was hoping you could lend me a hand. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2058 You seem great for the job. But then again I'm crazy. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2059 I'm sorry, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2060 The boss prefers to call it 'bindage." 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2061 We point the finger at no one in this company. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2062 You'll notice we've added a degree of difficulty to performance review. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2063 Our hands might be tied, but no one can call us crazy. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2064 When I started in this firm, it was so much harder for women. 1.2651 0.06875 83 69 6 8
2065 Kind of makes you miss casual Friday. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2066 I feel that we are of like minds. 1.2651 0.04874 83 61 22 0
2067 I hear you. I'm tied up that day also. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2068 I don't need to write it down. I can remember. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2069 You will fit right in here. We are not a hands-on company. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2070 There are no shortcuts here. We all put on our straight jackets one buckle at a time. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2071 I think it's safe to say that there will be no more finger pointing -- but this is your fault. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2072 I see you have experience working for our company. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2073 Look, Meredith... I'd love to give you a raise, but Corporate has my hands tied. 1.2651 0.06875 83 69 6 8
2074 Anyone can be committed, what more can you offer ?? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2075 I'm sympathetic with your situation but my hands are tied too. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2076 I can see that your in a bind, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2077 It all started with chewing on my nails. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2078 You seem uniquely qualified for a position either in the EPA for the next four years or the FDA indefinitely. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2079 I'd love to give you a raise, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2080 Well, I have found that I am more in touch with myself these days. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2081 Why are we so restrained? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2082 Thank God it's Friday. It's been the craziest week ever. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2083 I would like to help you out but, as you know, my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2084 This hand's free app is much easier to learn this way. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2085 I'd love to give you the job, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2086 If we hire you ,most days you'all be tied up in meetings 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2087 Let's face it! Our hands are tied. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2088 Could you serve as my right hand? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2089 This is the way Mary kicked her texting habit! 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2090 I'm glad to see you fitting in here. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2091 We're bound to work well together. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2092 So, any hobbies? 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2093 "The next series of questions in this interview are of a more personal nature... 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2094 Great idea...but as you're well aware, our hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2095 That wraps things up. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2096 We're not what you call a "hands on" operation here, so we think you might just fit in. 1.2651 0.04874 83 61 22 0
2097 Well, the corporate structure is strong, but there's not a lot of room for mobility. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2098 Between the glass ceiling and the canvas restraints, I'm beginning to think that misogyny may be a real problem at this company. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2099 You know I'd love to help but . . . 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2100 I'd love to help you out but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2101 Let's try to meet again when we're not so tied up. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2102 Things do often get out of control here. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2103 If it was up to me you'd have the promotion, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2104 I'm going to be straight with you: you deserve a raise but my hands are tied right now. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2105 My blue state friends tell me we should have seen this coming. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2106 This is a hands free office. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2107 My intuition tells me you're going to fit in quite well here, Judy. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2108 To work here you have to wear a jacket at all times. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2109 Principal Jones, do you know what it feels like to teach with all these state and federal regulations? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2110 I see you've been issued the company uniform. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2111 Right now we're looking for people who can work with their hands. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2112 I asked you to design a trendy new "straight jacket" for our spring collection. Not a straitjacket. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2113 I miss casual Fridays. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2114 Since hiring an ergonomist, disability claims for carpal tunnel are down 90%! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2115 Just tell him we can't cause we're both tied up right now. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2116 How's the diet going for you? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2117 I'm sorry,I'd like to help you, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2118 You were right. This does make it harder. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2119 It's a wrap. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2120 I'm afraid the assistant I'm looking for will need to be much more "hands-on." 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2121 First test aced. You have to be crazy to work here. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2122 They all know we're straight, but the jackets take it to a whole new level. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2123 Of course we have to wait for the background check results before making an offer, but I think you will make a great addition to the team here at Breitbart. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2124 Well I would, but my hands are tied. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2125 Fitting in is very important here. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2126 I prefer to think that freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2127 This time of year, it can get a little crazy. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2128 I'm looking for a more flexible work environment 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2129 Phone's been ringing off the hook. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2130 I think you will find that this is one place where the inmates really are running the asylum. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2131 I thought management said that they were going to "re-train" us. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2132 I felt my last job was too constricting. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2133 I'm glad to see you're staying committed. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2134 I think we're both having trouble opening up. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2135 I love casual Fridays, don't you? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2136 This prevents us from checking our phones during the interview. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2137 Well, yes, our company does seem to frown on leaning-in. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2138 So, the good news is that management agreed with you that the inmates are running the asylum... 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2139 This is a hands-free workplace. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2140 I heard that you're welcoming new clients with open arms. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2141 Okay, give it to me straight 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2142 Like you, i'm all tied up 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2143 Your move. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2144 Know you're in a bind but I'm all tied up here. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2145 Yes, but there is no glass ceiling. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2146 This latest diet craze sucks. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2147 You'll love working here--the men control everything. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2148 It's a crazy business but I love it. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2149 This is incredibly hard for me too. I have to let you go. 1.2593 0.06978 81 68 5 8
2150 Aggressive regulatory compliance is our policy. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2151 Well, one of us is going to have to change. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2152 Did they say you talk with your hands too much as well? 1.2593 0.04900 81 60 21 0
2153 Welcome to the Dept. of Education. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2154 So, you're OK with our no tweet policy? Now, can you type with your nose? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2155 Definitely no texting during this meeting. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2156 Hands-free is out. Arms-free is the next big thing. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2157 Couldn't they have come up with a more creative solution to limit screen time? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2158 Great question! Yes, I can definitely say that the inmates run the asylum. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2159 A few unanticipated problems developed when we took over the asylum. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2160 Looks like you're a good fit for this organization, and I'm sure we can squeeze you in. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2161 So, why do you think you're transition-team material? 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
2162 So, what else qualifies you to be on the President-elect's National Security team? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2163 Want to reschedule? Looks like you're as tied up as I am. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2164 Of all my prospects, I feel this job is a perfect fit. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2165 Is this how driverless cars got started? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2166 Let's talk. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2167 The holidays can be tough for all of us. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2168 You fit in perfectly with our uptight Friday policy. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2169 And yes, we are fully bonded and insured. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2170 You blinked. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2171 I guess the boss is pretty serious about this "no selfie" rule. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2172 The vice president-elect said this will cure us. 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
2173 Mr. Grey will see you now. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2174 Welcome to HR. Now what can we do for you? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2175 They finally found a way to keep us from posting fake news. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2176 Stopping smoking is easier than I thought it would be. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2177 Your restraint is admirable, as is mine. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2178 This is exactly why I tell everyone to stay home when they're sick. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2179 Finally our management has found a way to stop finger pointing. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2180 As women, we're bound to feel that way. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2181 I've been pretty much tied to my desk recently; how about you? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2182 No, you first! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2183 We are, first and foremost, storytellers, Anne. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2184 Here at HR we understand the stresses you experience at our company. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2185 You'll fit in well here; this place is an insane asylum. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2186 Interesting that we both love Patsy Cline. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2187 Our policy is to restrain our editors to ensure thinking precedes any actions. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2188 The boss thinks we should loosen up. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2189 We also make a line of QueerJackets. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2190 We are looking for a candidate with hands-on experience 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2191 Me too. It's not that I don't think about it. I just don't do it any more. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2192 They told us to show some restraint, but now what? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2193 I have a feeling we think alike. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2194 You think this is bad. Wait 'til you see what Trump's Secretary of Labor has in store for us. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2195 I just feel like I can't go anywhere. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2196 I thought I was clear you'd be working crazy hours... 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2197 I very much want to help you. But my hands are tied. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2198 Even if we could, I still don't think this would will stop him from tweeting. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2199 Yes, I am on that diet plan,too. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2200 Before you tell me why you hate your mother, let me tell you why I hate mine. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2201 I wish I could help, but my hands are tied. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2202 I'm fit to be tied 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2203 Now lets see if we can have a conversation without using our hands. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2204 As for dress code, we have a strict hands-off policy. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2205 They're gonna think we're nuts. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2206 How are your nose-typing skills? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2207 I wanted to be someone you could relate to. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2208 The way I see it, I'm as qualified as you are for this job. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2209 It looks like we are ready to wrap this up. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2210 Welcome to today's kleptomaniac cure therapy session 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2211 Our cybersecurity team recommended it. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2212 This is nothing. You should sit in on a division meeting. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2213 Well, this is bound to be interesting. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2214 I should've went to the restroom first. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2215 At least our ceiling is padded. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2216 Except for the restraints what else bothered you about the interview? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2217 Now, let me be strait with you. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2218 I was concerned about your qualifications, but now that I get a look at you, there's something I like. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2219 Ready to get lunch? I have two straws. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2220 I like where your head's at. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2221 I think we're coping with Trump just fine. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2222 So since we are both tied up at the moment, why don't we do lunch Wednesday? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2223 You will be working with many other like-minded people. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2224 I'd love to help you out of your predicament Sheila, but my arms are tied... 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2225 The good news is we're not cash strapped. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2226 That was the first question I asked. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2227 It's bound to help somehow. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2228 Crazy is the new sane, am I right? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2229 I really wish I could help you, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2230 Ok, let's wrap this up. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2231 Do you take shorthand? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2232 I'm all tied up this week! May we reschedule? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2233 Yeah, I get more done on casual Friday too. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2234 Since we'll both be tied up, let's postpone the meeting until after the holidays. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2235 I also intend to excercise more self-restraint over the holidays. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2236 I want to schedule an appointment, but I'm all tied up. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2237 Some positions are no longer available. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2238 Peer counseling may not work for us. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2239 We believe in hands-off management. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2240 Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2241 What a coincidence, I had a bad childhood too. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2242 I hear our new CEO is really insane 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2243 Unfortunately, you are overqualified. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2244 Good thing we aren't deaf. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2245 We're test marketing a cure for Twitter finger. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2246 IF YOU CAN DO IT IN UNDER 45 SECONDS, LUNCH IS ON ME. GO! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2247 Actually, you're projecting. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2248 Rock...paper...scissor... 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2249 First they made us learn voice-activated software, now we have to talk without gesturing. I'm telling you, robots are replacing us soon. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2250 It seems like both our hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2251 You go first. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2252 I see we got the same catalog. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2253 I don't see the problem. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2254 I see you are also trying to avoid suicide since the election. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2255 I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. My hands are tied. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2256 Now that we're finally running the asylum, first order of business: dress code. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2257 I have an itch. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2258 I see you have a problem with nail biting too. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2259 I understand your position, but my hands are tied as well. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2260 I can't find straitslacks that fit. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2261 I am a hands-off manager. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2262 It seems people in the office have noticed that we have trouble working together. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2263 I'm terribly sorry, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
2264 I empathise with your situation, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2265 Nice to meet you, Marie, Queen of Romania. I'm Ferdinand, King of HR. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2266 Where's your itch? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2267 Ok, let's wrap this up. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2268 And why would you like to work in Mr. Trump's administration? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2269 I guess there is such a thing as a bad question. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2270 So, your complaint is to do with restrictive practice in the workplace.....? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2271 I know how you feel. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2272 The terms are binding. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2273 I can't hire you. We value diversity, and one of us has to be able to open the door to get out of here. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2274 As you get to know me, you'll see I'm a hands-off administrator. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2275 I've tried every other diet out there. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2276 Everyone is crazy, except you and I; but I sometimes wonder about you. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2277 You have to understand that at Kaplan, Vogel and Bender, expressions like 'all tied up' are not simply euphemisms. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2278 Ok. I guess everything is all wrapped up. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2279 I'm sorry I'm all tied up that day, would next Wednesday work? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2280 Okay. We're ready to start your performance review. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2281 You be straight with me, and I'll be straight with you. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2282 We've gone all in in voice recognition 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2283 Women and minorities are definitely welcome in the Trump administration. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2284 Here at S & M we encourage new talent and ideas. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2285 I see you score high on empathy. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2286 Siri! Can you scratch my nose? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2287 Where do you see yourself five seconds from now? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2288 When I interviewed for the job, I thought only the male employees had to wear a jacket and tie. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2289 I would help, but I'm a little tied up at the moment. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2290 We need to be a little more flexible. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2291 Sorry we couldn't meet earlier, I've been tied up all week! 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2292 We lost the battle over the office thermostat. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2293 I don't know what to tell you, Diane. Our hands are tied here. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2294 -- Just tell it to me strait, Jackie! 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2295 When did YOU join Nailbiters' Anonymous? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2296 Hey Siri! Look up "how to get out of a straight jacket". 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2297 this seems a bit extreme for just picking your nose. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2298 They said our punishment was to have a real conversation. 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
2299 Are you going to answer that? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2300 I don't know about you, but I'm hoping to transition into business casual from business uptight really soon. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2301 The company is so grateful for all you've done to keep us injury-free. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2302 Well that about wraps things up! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2303 I don't like the new boss. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2304 The first step in Technoaddicts Anonymous is admitting you have a problem. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2305 It’s the new ‘Anger Management Training Program’ experiment. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2306 So, you tried to break the glass ceiling too. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2307 We need more than a "handshake" on this. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2308 Quite frankly I'd like to help but my hands are tied 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2309 You can channel Houdini, but I'm asking Siri. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2310 So, what seems to be your problem with our dress code? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2311 You're a perfect fit for our organization. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2312 There's something about you that just feels right..."Congratulations" you're hired, when can you start? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2313 It radical and cutting edge - but it curtails our excessive use of email and texting. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2314 Lke you, my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2315 And what makes you think you're cut out to run an asylum? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2316 Have you enjoyed your legislative internship so far? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2317 "And they say smoking is hardest thing to quit ". 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2318 I agree you deserve a promotion, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2319 Romney had binders full of women, but the President-Elect has women fully binded. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2320 Please Siri, you promised to tell us how to get these off! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2321 At Houdini Corp. there is no interview as such. Now in five, four, three, two, one GO! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2322 Our corporate culture may seem a bit straitlaced, but I have a feeling you would like it. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2323 I'm so with you. This is much more effective than mindfulness. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2324 I know it's a bit crazy in the office right now... 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2325 So what makes you think you'd be a good fit here? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2326 Testing out our newest idea to get Trump to stop tweeting. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2327 So much for breaking the Glass Ceiling. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2328 Did they think we didn't know about the speech recognition software? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2329 Why, yes! My laptop does have voice recognition software. How did you guess? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2330 I used to cross my legs,too 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2331 So, the word is we're going to try thinking INSIDE the box for a while. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2332 As my stunt double, you will be expected to appear for me at all board meetings, office baby showers and holiday parties. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2333 Let me give this to you straight. I like your jacket. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2334 Men are given an extra pair of hands. It all evens out. 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
2335 It gets crazy around here sometimes. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2336 I'm afraid our hands are tied 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2337 TGIF, right? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2338 You'll fit. We're very wrapped up in our work! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2339 I'd like to offer you the position, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2340 Where do you see yourself in five years? . . . I asked you that five years ago didn't I? 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2341 YOUR hands are tied? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2342 I like you. You're hired! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2343 I wouldn't call this a hands-on job. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2344 It takes one to know one. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2345 Now that wer're running the asylum what's next? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2346 I want to help you but... well, you know. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2347 I'd really like to help you out, but my hands are tied on this one. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2348 We're just too wrapped up in this project. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2349 My husband thinks you would have to be sane to work in a place like this. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2350 You know my hands are tied on this. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2351 Who is running this asylum - you or me? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2352 What woman doesn't feel the urge to escape? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2353 My hands are tied 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2354 I like to accessorize with a butterfly net. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2355 I'm sorry I have to quit, but I've found a new job a less restrictive dress code.... 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2356 Welcome to tech rehab. I think you’ll find our interventions effective. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2357 I feel we need to take the fine print on the company's HMO more seriously. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2358 So . . . I just threw my hands up, you know what I mean? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2359 How long until we turn into butterflies? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2360 Yes, well, my client's instructions don't allow me any wiggle room either. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2361 I'd like to help but my hands are tied on this one 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2362 One final question. You do realize you'll be replacing me, yes? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2363 Things have been great, but I'm finding the company dress code a bit confining. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2364 It's been totally insane around here since the election. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2365 I'm sorry, but my hands are tied also. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2366 You'll be helping me write the President Elect's speeches. Best to get a feel for the job. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2367 My hands are tied. You understand, right? 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2368 Yeah, it's not about calorie-counting. It's about making it basically impossible to feed yourself. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2369 This is not a hands-on position. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2370 So, tell me, why do you want to work at the Klepto Society? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2371 I think we can market them as adult swaddling blankets. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2372 Honestly, our new social media restriction is working quite well. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2373 They only tell you about the glass ceiling part. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2374 I've booked the board meeting next month in the white padded room. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2375 Okay Google, how to get out of a straightjacket. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2376 Now let's try www.Houdini.com. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2377 I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2378 You think this spoils the quality of the exit interview? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2379 I'm sorry, my hands are tied. You know how it is. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2380 Truth is, I am crazy about your numbers, but as far as a promotion, my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2381 We can still lean forward. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2382 How will I know if I'm hired? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2383 Would you be willing to put these claims, in writing? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2384 Some new employees find working here a bit nerve racking, but I have a feeling you'll fit right in. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2385 And how did you wind up here? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2386 You have a lovely resume, but I'm going to have to hire someone who can actually operate my phone, pencil and keyboard. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2387 You tell me why you think our sweaters aren't selling. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2388 Well, you seem extremely qualified. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2389 Honestly, the best part of the job is flexibility. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2390 I have to tell you, my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2391 You would start in management but would be groomed to run the asylum. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2392 I think I know White House material when I see it. Congratulations! 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2393 It gives applicants a better sense of the job. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2394 Your experience as a soccer player will come in handy here. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2395 It looks like it's gonna be another crazy week. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2396 What exactly did you mean when you said you felt confined in your last job? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2397 With the new administration, this will be the new reality here at the C.I.A! 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2398 I can't quite get my arms around the concept. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2399 According to my hallucinations you've done a really good job this quarter. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2400 I must be the sane one because the screen is facing me. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2401 We believe in identifying with our clients. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2402 The glass ceiling should have tipped us off. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2403 Me, too. I didn't know Ivanka's new "Lock Her Up" brand was so literal. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2404 We only hire like-minded individuals 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2405 I see from your resume that you are bat-shit crazy. I think you might fit right in here at The New Yorker. 1.2500 0.06774 80 67 6 7
2406 I'd like to get the revised budget before your lobotomy. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2407 I retweeted Trump. You, too? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2408 I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2409 Love that top, where did you ever find it ? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2410 I see you're comfortable with our dress code. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2411 Don't worry. Once we're running the asylum, everything will be great again. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2412 Corporate wanted a more disciplined work culture, starting with the dress code. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2413 What a coincidence I am also Italian. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2414 You'll fit right in. We'er a small group of like-minded people. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2415 Because no one would stop using their phones during meetings. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2416 I'm not sure you're the right person to help us reach out to new customers. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2417 "I get it, the Trump presidency has been hard on all of us". 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2418 I see that you have a nail-biting problem also. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2419 It seems like this position is a good fit for you. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2420 I don't like the new dress code either, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2421 I know you want a position with more freedom, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2422 I am so grateful for this new anti-harassment policy from HR 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2423 You can't have a raise - I'm sorry, my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2424 This makes it harder to lean in. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2425 I wish I could let you out of your contract but my hands are tied 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2426 I'm sorry about your coffee headache, but 'Arms Prohibited in Building' applies to everyone. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2427 You understand executive power at Houdini, Inc. is limited. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2428 I love your resume, but tell me how you'd fit in here. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2429 We believe in hands-free technology and do all we can to support it. If you accept this condition of employmrmt, blink twice. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2430 I'd really like to help you, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2431 Agree that it makes work challenging, but the Trump anti-tweet jacket is all the rage. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2432 I would like to approve your request for less constraint, but my hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2433 Have you ever tried a crazier diet? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2434 So if the employees ask about the year-end bonus tell them it's the board's decision and our hands are tied. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2435 Like everyone who works here, you'll have a free hand. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2436 I hope they come back. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2437 I see you've read up on our ultra-buttoned-down corporate culture here. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2438 I'm not as crazy as I look. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2439 The dress code for this company is insane! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2440 Welcome to your first day working with the Uber Driverless Car Department." 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2441 We can still make up stories. We just can't upload them. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2442 You're not the first to complain about the new dress code here at the EPA, but honestly, my hands are tied. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2443 I'm looking for a hands-on, self-starter type. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2444 I'd just love to smack you on the face right now. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2445 When do you get out? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2446 Well, no one can say we are paper-pushers! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2447 Okay, we both need to stop saying "Hillary won!" 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2448 Not what I thought when you said, 'straight talk'. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2449 This is a fairly straight laced office. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2450 Our culture? In a word, empowerment. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2451 We're Jewish. We talk with our hands. This is not easy. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2452 It's not so bad. If you type with your nose, you can still check Facebook. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2453 I would have preferred pantsuits. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2454 Give it to me strait 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2455 I can easily see that your are a very seasoned and committed high school teacher. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2456 Don't worry, it took me five years to earn my leg irons. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2457 We believe in a great work-life imbalance. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2458 These anger management exercises are getting out of hand. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2459 So much for trying to break the glass celing. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2460 Just another day at Trump's transition headquarters. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2461 Looks like I'll be tied up all day 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2462 Hurrah for voice activated technology! 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2463 Let me give it to you straight . . . 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2464 It's supposed to keep us off our devices during meetings, but, actually, "Hey, Siri" works just fine. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2465 I quess they caught you knitting too. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2466 I really do sympathize with your situation. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2467 I'd like to help you but this time my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2468 The first step is to admit you have a problem with texting while you are driving. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2469 Does this mean we have a binding obligation? 1.2405 0.06793 79 67 5 7
2470 I prefer the gay jacket. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2471 We are an open... but anti-texting organization. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2472 I appreciate a candidate that I can be strait with. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2473 Define constricted.... 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2474 We have to be straight with one another. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2475 I'd love to employ another token female to the team, but as you can see, my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2476 It's a new thing we are trying in HR, it's called verbal communication therapy. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2477 If you were hired it looks like you would appreciate my hands off management style. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2478 First of all, I'll give you style points. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2479 My empathy knows no bounds. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2480 We all seem to be so wrapped up in our own lives. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2481 I'd like to help with your claim, but my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2482 Didn't my secretary tell you I was all tied up today. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2483 What makes you ask if employee freedom is restricted? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2484 "Oh you're knotty"! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2485 you seem to have what it takes to succeed in our company. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2486 I haven't used this laptop in months. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2487 We believe our employees are more productive if they can't text or tweet. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2488 If you join our firm you'll be expected to embrace our hands-off management style. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2489 OK. One more time without all the body language. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2490 Nice corporate culture here, but not so much flex time. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2491 Some people think our anti-harassment policies are strict, but you should have been here before. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2492 I seem to be having trouble reading your body language. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2493 My Colleagues said I had to be crazy to work with you 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2494 Siri? We are done with our tech free meeting. Can you please release us? 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2495 Sometimes this job makes me thing I'm going sane. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2496 It's so wonderful they let us think freely. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2497 I just worry that you're over-qualified. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2498 Welcome to the transition team, Ms. Brown. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2499 So it's a deal. Let's not shake on it. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2500 And why are you so crazy about this job? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2501 You'd have to be crazy to want to work here, you'll fit right in. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2502 Yes, it does take one to know one. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2503 May I borrow your glasses? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2504 Causal Fridays was getting boring. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2505 The red tape makes working here impossible. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2506 Call me crazy, but it looks better on me. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2507 I'd love to help you, but my hands are tied. You know how it is. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2508 I knew I should have checked to see if we were wearing the same thing. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2509 I find it helps us maintain a professional distance 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2510 This is a safe zone -- unless somebody else shows up. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2511 My previous job was too hands-on. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2512 Your mobile's ringing! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2513 OK, let's start wrapping things up now. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2514 You've heard that working here drives you crazy?! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2515 We like control freaks here. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2516 "Welcome to the Trump team". 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2517 Id really like to help but as you can see My hands are tied as well! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2518 How many words can you type per minute? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2519 What kind of jackets would we have to wear if we were gay? 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2520 We're looking for someone who's committed and knows the ropes! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2521 I miss our casual dress Fridays. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2522 Thinking outside the box is fine. It's acting outside the box that's generally discouraged. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2523 Work is just crazy right now! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2524 First I'd like to thank you for joining the Houdini fan club- 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2525 'I'm thinking of introducing, Jacket-free Fridays.' 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2526 I miss the glass ceiling. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2527 Are we ready for your annual performance review? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2528 Congratulations, you're hired! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2529 This is a secure place 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2530 Welcome to Acme Straight Jackets. I just know we're bound to get along. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2531 We were most certainly bound to meet, that much is very clear. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2532 Call me crazy but I never felt more together. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2533 Can you operate a keyboard with your nose? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2534 I would help you, but my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2535 Unfortunately we can't just "hug it out." 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2536 Congratulations! We're nominating you for Secretary of State. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2537 So, when can't you start? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2538 I wish there were something I could do, but my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2539 Lets get this strait 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2540 It looks like you would fit in well here. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2541 We're bound to have a good interview today. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2542 Many thanks for holding this crisis meeting in your work deadline anxiety dream and not in mine. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2543 Of course, you are free to choose any color you want. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2544 The hours make me crazy but at least we have casual Fridays. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2545 Siri, we are in straitjackets, how do we get free? 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2546 I'm afraid my hands are as tied as yours about this issue. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2547 Do you ever suspect that women's ideas are not appreciated by this company? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2548 So, welcome to the company. Let me show you to your padded cell. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2549 This isn't working - I'm still attracted to you. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2550 Will this job ties me down in any way? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2551 ok, now that we have established our boundaries.... 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2552 I'm glad to see you take our jacket and tie dress code as seriously as I do. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2553 I don't think our Straightjacket Challenge idea is going to go viral. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2554 Glad to see you in proper attire on your first day at the Disarmament Commission. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2555 H.R. is really taking this sexual harassment scandal seriously, huh boss? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2556 Imagine if you sneezed right now. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2557 Normally I'd be happy to lend a hand, I'm just really tied up right now 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2558 Secret to Corporate Success #12: Always dress for the position you want versus the one you have. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2559 So why should we hire you at Houdini Consultants? 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2560 So, any previous experience running an asylum? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2561 The boss insists we not text at work, so I think you'll fit right in. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2562 No, I don't think you're crazy to ask, but my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2563 Recent HR research shows that employees have trouble grasping metaphors. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2564 The offer comes with no strings attached 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2565 What habit are YOU trying to break? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2566 The benefits are great but the job can be stifling at times 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2567 We run a tight ship. Sure you want to work here? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2568 So let me get this strait... 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2569 No, I don't think you're more tightly wrapped than the rest of us. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2570 Let me get this straight. The Board says we have no wiggle room? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2571 Stella McCartney. Yours? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2572 It says here that you're a hands off learner. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2573 Let's wrap it up. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2574 Your nose is longer. Could you peck out a reply for me? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2575 We need to figure out how to break the glass ceiling. Let’s use our heads. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2576 I see you have experience in psychoanalysis. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2577 The job gradually frees you. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2578 Looks like you've got a terrific feel for the company already--the job's yours! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2579 Well, I think we can definitively call "Bring Your Neuroses To Work Day" a success! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2580 As incoming Curator of the "Do Not Touch" wing, I've been asked to show you the ropes. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2581 I see that you got promoted. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2582 We call this "Uptight Monday" in our office. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2583 They hired me because they thought psycho was short for psychologist. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2584 Let's be perfectly strait with each other. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2585 At least we can still think outside the box. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2586 They say 80% of communication is body language. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2587 Let me give it to you strait 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2588 I understand your problem. I wish I could help you. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2589 You've probably heard we're really cutting back on outreach. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2590 That about wraps it up. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2591 Our true barrier isn't the glass ceiling. It's the padded walls. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2592 One of the many issues when the lunatics take over the asylum. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2593 So how are you at typing with your nose? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2594 it's a hands off kind of job 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2595 Who do you think is taking the office supplies? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2596 I'd like to hire you, but my hands are tied. Surely, you can appreciate my predicament. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2597 It seems we're both tied up 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2598 Thanks for attending our Democrats for the next four years meet. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2599 Upper management decided that our proximity to the glass ceiling might result in injury to ourselves or others. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2600 When can you start? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2601 Please just relax and tell me why you think you'd fit in with our organization. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2602 If you do not want to lift a finger, then this is your dream job. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2603 Are you mocking me? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2604 I find it surprisingly liberating - there seem far fewer decisions to make. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2605 You have to be crazy to work here." "Yes, my last job was the cartoon editor for the New Yorker. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2606 Great interview. You'll fit in well here. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2607 I feel like we're really bonding. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2608 I'm glad you noticed we're wearing the same thing. I thought I was going crazy there for a second. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2609 We’re all very committed to what we do here. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2610 I'd love to help you also, but my hands are tied. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2611 I got mine at Barneys, 20% off! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2612 Frankly, it makes me long for the days we were only figuratively in Mitt Romney's Binders. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2613 So tell me where you see yourself in five years. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2614 Management is adamant that we not use our smartphones on company time. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2615 I have an itch. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2616 The boss thinks it will cut down on e-mails. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2617 The new hands-free policy takes some getting used to, but the students won't text anymore in class. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2618 Don't worry. "Casual-dress" Friday is coming up. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2619 Career Bound 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2620 You don't need to be crazy to work here. Psychotic works just fine. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2621 I know we have to be crazy to work here, but the dress code is a bit much. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2622 Management doesn't want any handshake deals. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2623 Yeah, there's not a lot of flexibility here but the pay's good. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2624 Don't also be tongue-tied! Say something. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2625 Didn't you hear? Everything in the office is voice activated. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2626 Now that Trump has been elected, I'm so much more calmer 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2627 And I don't feel the need to check my phone all the time. I am free now. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2628 Per the President Elect's request, these are the outfits for his Cabinet members. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2629 I understand you're feeling constricted. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2630 Our company is a local institution. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2631 This new dress code policy is insane. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2632 Why yes, I am more relaxed. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2633 If you can beat me out of this jacket, you've got the job... 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2634 This is not exactly what I had in mind when I said 'Give it to me straight', Janet. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2635 I'm sorry, but we're going to let you go. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2636 Now what do we do? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2637 You have more knots so you go first. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2638 At what age did you develop your Houdini fascination ? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2639 Remember, this all started with "casual Fridays"... 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2640 How was your first day at Micro-Management Corporation? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2641 Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to tweet, restrain yourself. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2642 You may be right about the new uniforms. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2643 The dress code here is strict, but you'll have no problem fitting in. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2644 Who knew breaking the glass ceiling would get us committed? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2645 You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps...with the dress code. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2646 There's nothing we can do - our hands are tied. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2647 We are a straight laced company 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2648 You'll like working here...They don't bug you over productivity 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2649 Hang in there. The uniform gets switched to strappy bras for spring. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2650 Excellent: you do have to be crazy to work here. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2651 It prevents anyone from clawing their way to the top. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2652 We find it eliminates those annoying "Reply to all" emails. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
2653 Could you pass me the pen? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2654 In this job, I'm always tied up one way or another. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2655 This is going to make the fight for Equal Pay even more challenging. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2656 And why do you feel more qualified for an administrative position? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2657 Now can we have some straight talk? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2658 Google Houdini 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2659 You're just not crazy enough to work here. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2660 I'm sorry. I just don't think you'd be a good fit for us. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2661 And what prior experience do you have in running an asylum? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2662 I think our hands are tied on this one. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2663 These new team-building sessions are really making the difference. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2664 You're hired! I see you have what it takes to work here. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2665 So I think we've wrapped things up here, but I don't think I can manage doing lunch today... 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2666 Your jacket design has been dropped from Spring 2017. I'm sorry, my hands are tied. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2667 At least we won't get carpal tunnel... 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2668 Ever feel like you are in a bind? 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2669 Did you still want to know where I see myself in five years? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2670 I apologize for yet another soul-crushing HR team building experience. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2671 I suppose we could have just turned off our cell phones. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2672 I find these performance evaluation rules a bit constraining, don't you? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2673 Okay, we agree to avoid a 'hands-on' approach. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2674 What makes you think you are a good hire for Houdini Industries? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2675 It's a job that you can really wrap your arms around. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2676 I feel your pain. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2677 Tell me why you think you're qualified to work here. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2678 I'm sorry, you're overqualified. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2679 It renders the glass ceiling superfluous. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2680 Don't blame me--I voted for Her! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2681 We have to be more open with each other 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2682 I'm passing on your manuscript, too much of a nail-biter. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2683 I am going to describe a hypothetical challenging situation to you, and you tell me how you would deal with it. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2684 This place is crazy! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2685 I'm on the waitlist for the pants. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2686 We want to be the Uber of straightjackets. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2687 I think we're getting too close to the glass ceiling. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2688 We went from business casual to business restraining. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2689 This place can drive you crazy sometimes, but it seems you already know that. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2690 Comfortable? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2691 I would like to read our mission statement again. I may have missed something. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2692 Sometimes I find this job to be too constricting. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2693 We will be working on a body control issues today. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2694 It seems like you'll be a good fit for The White House Ethics office 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2695 Perks for the position include voice-activated office equipment and drinking straws. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
2696 Well, you know, we have a hands off policy here. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2697 President Trump will see you now. 1.2338 0.06891 77 66 4 7
2698 Do you think our restrictive dress code stifles productivity? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2699 Ae you sure there aren't any loose ends? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2700 We were bound to do this, don't you agree? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2701 Sorry we have to let you go, you just aren't committed. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2702 Mirroring the interviewer can be overdone. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2703 Seems a bit archaic to have a conversation without email, texts or emojis. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2704 Now you won't add to the draft and I won't edit. It's a win-win. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2705 I think all three of you would be a good fit for our organization. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2706 We all want raises but, as you can see, our hands are tied. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2707 If hired, you're bound to love this job. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2708 I'm sorry, but my hands are tied on this one. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2709 It helps me empathize. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2710 I assume that by now you understand that creativity is not highly valued around here. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2711 It's amazing how many things you can't do without hands! 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2712 I'm so glad I can be straight with you. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2713 Helen, I would love to offer you the position, but the board has chosen another candidate and I'm afraid my hands are tied. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2714 I'll be straight with you; you got the dress code, you get the job. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2715 This seems like severe punishment for surfing the web at work! 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2716 Let me give it to you straight . . . 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2717 Any asylum takeover has its challenges 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2718 After a few months here, you'll be able to tell the difference between the treatment staff and the patients. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2719 Here at Shady Oaks Insane Asylum, we like to make our patients feel right at home! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2720 So you So do you think you can handle the constraints of the job? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2721 All training will be hands on 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2722 Mrs. Houdini, how can I help? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2723 I find swaddling has a calming effect on me as well. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2724 We emphasize constraint 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2725 Yes, indeed, personal hygiene is an issue here 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2726 We're going to have to start saying no. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2727 I'm sorry, that question is out of bounds. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2728 At least we don't have to worry about hitting "reply all." 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2729 We view arms as an appendage that distracts from oral interpretation. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2730 I can see why you might find some of our practices confining. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2731 Our strict dress code leaves no wiggle room for self-expression. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2732 Crazy, huh? I knew we were bound to be friends. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2733 It can be so difficult to hear over the din of body language, don't you agree? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2734 TGIF 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2735 They're never adopted casual Friday here. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2736 I'd love to support your new idea, but my hands are tied. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2737 We're just not getting our arms around this project! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2738 I tried reaching out to HR, but my hands are tied. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2739 Women have always used their minds. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2740 Oh I think the President would love to have you on his transition team 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2741 "Constraints,"I said! "Constraints," not "Restraints." 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2742 I'd offer you a tissue, but I'm having trouble with this damn drawer. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2743 I think we both know why I can't give you a raise. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2744 Well, we've always said you have to be crazy to work here. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2745 I'm not crazy about the new dress code. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2746 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2747 If you were a tree, what type of tree would you be? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2748 I'll do whatev