Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Well, five acres of popcorn back there says you were. |
1.9574 |
0.02704 |
963 |
360 |
284 |
319 |
1 |
So Major Tom... Do you know how fast you were going? |
1.9243 |
0.03114 |
898 |
427 |
112 |
359 |
2 |
Sir, I don't make the laws of physics I just enforce them. |
1.9072 |
0.02984 |
754 |
291 |
242 |
221 |
3 |
I'm going to need you to take one small step out of the vehicle |
1.9029 |
0.03663 |
515 |
205 |
155 |
155 |
4 |
I don't make the laws of physics, sir. I just enforce them. |
1.7760 |
0.03741 |
442 |
197 |
147 |
98 |
5 |
Sir, please take one small step out of the vehicle. |
1.7147 |
0.04229 |
347 |
171 |
104 |
72 |
6 |
Take one small step out of the vehicle, sir. |
1.7105 |
0.04347 |
342 |
174 |
93 |
75 |
7 |
You call it a glitch in the space-time continuum. I call it a stop sign. |
1.7012 |
0.04432 |
328 |
169 |
88 |
71 |
8 |
I got you doing light in a sound zone. |
1.6877 |
0.04333 |
317 |
159 |
98 |
60 |
9 |
If you stay below the speed of sound you'll hear the sirens next time. |
1.6849 |
0.04310 |
311 |
154 |
101 |
56 |
10 |
First of all, thank you for stopping. |
1.6754 |
0.04318 |
305 |
152 |
100 |
53 |
11 |
You're the first one to actually stop. |
1.6745 |
0.04452 |
298 |
152 |
91 |
55 |
12 |
And I suppose they don't have stop signs in the future either. |
1.6745 |
0.04577 |
298 |
157 |
81 |
60 |
13 |
Sir, I just need you to take one small step out of the vehicle. |
1.6744 |
0.04315 |
301 |
149 |
101 |
51 |
14 |
I clocked you doing light in a sound zone. |
1.6734 |
0.04566 |
297 |
156 |
82 |
59 |
15 |
I clocked you at tomorrow. |
1.6733 |
0.04565 |
303 |
161 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
First, thanks for stopping. |
1.6712 |
0.04595 |
295 |
156 |
80 |
59 |
17 |
...and I can't stress this enough, do not restart your engine until I've pulled away. |
1.6620 |
0.04763 |
287 |
158 |
68 |
61 |
18 |
Sir, I usually ask this rhetorically, but do you know how fast you were going? |
1.6620 |
0.04554 |
287 |
150 |
84 |
53 |
19 |
the farmer with the field of popcorn would like a word with you... |
1.6608 |
0.04727 |
286 |
156 |
71 |
59 |
20 |
I'm going to have to ask you to take one small step out of your vehicle. |
1.6534 |
0.04642 |
277 |
147 |
79 |
51 |
21 |
Says here you're a flight risk. |
1.6509 |
0.04729 |
275 |
149 |
73 |
53 |
22 |
I see that, but you still need a plate on the front. |
1.6496 |
0.04572 |
274 |
143 |
84 |
47 |
23 |
It's not for speeding. It's for incinerating the guy behind you at the stop sign back there. |
1.6496 |
0.04601 |
274 |
144 |
82 |
48 |
24 |
I'll be honest, the fine will be astronomical. |
1.6450 |
0.04776 |
262 |
141 |
73 |
48 |
25 |
Your re-entry light is out. |
1.6431 |
0.04496 |
269 |
138 |
89 |
42 |
26 |
I know, buddy. Everyone's in a big hurry to get to Canada. |
1.6391 |
0.04695 |
266 |
143 |
76 |
47 |
27 |
Generally mach anything is grounds for a ticket. |
1.6308 |
0.04697 |
260 |
140 |
76 |
44 |
28 |
I'm going to have to take you in. You're a flight risk. |
1.6304 |
0.04868 |
257 |
143 |
66 |
48 |
29 |
A warning this time, but only because you have to live with the fact that I caught you. |
1.6150 |
0.05579 |
187 |
104 |
51 |
32 |
30 |
I see you're from out of town. |
1.6148 |
0.04786 |
244 |
133 |
72 |
39 |
31 |
I don't care if it's Mission Control. Texting is texting. |
1.6119 |
0.05258 |
219 |
125 |
54 |
40 |
32 |
Cool your jets, ace. |
1.6083 |
0.05134 |
240 |
141 |
52 |
47 |
33 |
You rolled through a stop sign three states back. |
1.6083 |
0.04961 |
240 |
136 |
62 |
42 |
34 |
You were speeding; you get a ticket. This is not rocket science. |
1.6050 |
0.05033 |
238 |
137 |
58 |
43 |
35 |
I know WHY you pulled me over, but I'm not sure HOW. |
1.6017 |
0.04505 |
236 |
122 |
86 |
28 |
36 |
So this is the new Honda Viagra... |
1.5991 |
0.04995 |
232 |
132 |
61 |
39 |
37 |
Sir, I'm going to need you to eject from the vehicle. |
1.5957 |
0.05107 |
230 |
134 |
55 |
41 |
38 |
Just leave a little earlier next time.. |
1.5957 |
0.05107 |
230 |
134 |
55 |
41 |
39 |
We respect the sound barrier in this county, son. |
1.5885 |
0.04666 |
226 |
121 |
77 |
28 |
40 |
Trying to get back to November 8? |
1.5877 |
0.05224 |
228 |
137 |
48 |
43 |
41 |
Cool your jets, ace. |
1.5856 |
0.05065 |
222 |
128 |
58 |
36 |
42 |
Then how do you explain the sonic boom? |
1.5837 |
0.05205 |
221 |
131 |
51 |
39 |
43 |
Sir, your registration is 80 years in the future. |
1.5837 |
0.05085 |
221 |
128 |
57 |
36 |
44 |
Nice car, sorry about your penis. |
1.5818 |
0.05496 |
220 |
138 |
36 |
46 |
45 |
Of course I caught up with you. It's a Crown Victoria. |
1.5818 |
0.05145 |
220 |
129 |
54 |
37 |
46 |
Stop calling me Houston. |
1.5760 |
0.05205 |
217 |
129 |
51 |
37 |
47 |
Sir, 495 is the highway number, not the speed limit. |
1.5741 |
0.05184 |
216 |
128 |
52 |
36 |
48 |
I don't care who in Houston you're talking to; you can't be on your phone |
1.5701 |
0.05183 |
214 |
127 |
52 |
35 |
49 |
Your fine is going to be astronomical. |
1.5687 |
0.05199 |
211 |
125 |
52 |
34 |
50 |
Round here we obey the sound barrier, son. |
1.5687 |
0.04931 |
211 |
119 |
64 |
28 |
51 |
I'm going to need you to take one small step for man out of the vehicle, sir. |
1.5681 |
0.05161 |
213 |
126 |
53 |
34 |
52 |
Don't even think about pressing the eject button. |
1.5674 |
0.04490 |
215 |
113 |
82 |
20 |
53 |
Trying to fly under the radar? |
1.5660 |
0.05181 |
212 |
126 |
52 |
34 |
54 |
Sir, do you realize you were going 6,500 in a 50-mile zone? |
1.5604 |
0.04915 |
207 |
117 |
64 |
26 |
55 |
Zero to sixty in a second was impressive, but it was the next ten seconds where we have a problem, Sir. |
1.5598 |
0.05065 |
209 |
122 |
57 |
30 |
56 |
You're not from around here are you? |
1.5583 |
0.04886 |
206 |
116 |
65 |
25 |
57 |
Failure to signal left turn and incinerating my partner. |
1.5583 |
0.05259 |
206 |
124 |
49 |
33 |
58 |
Look around you, son. This here's a fly-over state. |
1.5522 |
0.05079 |
201 |
117 |
57 |
27 |
59 |
As you approach the speed of light, time may slow, but ticket fines go up. |
1.5522 |
0.04980 |
201 |
115 |
61 |
25 |
60 |
I'll overlook the burned out taillights, but I am going to have to cite you for the sonic boom. |
1.5522 |
0.05128 |
201 |
118 |
55 |
28 |
61 |
Your left blinker is out. |
1.5522 |
0.05318 |
201 |
122 |
47 |
32 |
62 |
It's a hybrid. |
1.5522 |
0.05079 |
201 |
117 |
57 |
27 |
63 |
Up there you talk to NASA. Down here you talk to me. |
1.5522 |
0.05176 |
201 |
119 |
53 |
29 |
64 |
Aren't you kind of embarrassed that I caught you? |
1.5512 |
0.04858 |
205 |
116 |
65 |
24 |
65 |
OK, fella, cool your jets. |
1.5455 |
0.05191 |
198 |
118 |
52 |
28 |
66 |
I think you know why I pulled you over. The question is how. |
1.5455 |
0.05288 |
198 |
120 |
48 |
30 |
67 |
Are you wondering why I pulled you over?' "No, I'm wondering how |
1.5431 |
0.05112 |
197 |
116 |
55 |
26 |
68 |
Sorry about your penis. |
1.5385 |
0.05736 |
195 |
128 |
29 |
38 |
69 |
Eject yourself from the vehicle please. |
1.5385 |
0.05153 |
195 |
116 |
53 |
26 |
70 |
Any idea how I pulled you over? |
1.5385 |
0.05153 |
195 |
116 |
53 |
26 |
71 |
Since your vehicle will be impounded over the holidays, I'll call Missile-Tow. |
1.5365 |
0.05470 |
192 |
120 |
41 |
31 |
72 |
Houston, we have a ticket. |
1.5340 |
0.05341 |
191 |
117 |
46 |
28 |
73 |
First of all, thank you for pulling over. |
1.5316 |
0.05415 |
190 |
118 |
43 |
29 |
74 |
Why I stopped you? For holding up the flow of traffic. |
1.5291 |
0.05691 |
189 |
123 |
32 |
34 |
75 |
That's one giant leap for mankind and this small ticket for you. |
1.5291 |
0.05281 |
189 |
115 |
48 |
26 |
76 |
First off, I appreciate you pulling over. |
1.5288 |
0.05024 |
191 |
112 |
57 |
22 |
77 |
It's not smoke - this is a vapemobile. |
1.5288 |
0.05545 |
191 |
122 |
37 |
32 |
78 |
I'm afraid The Force is with me on this one. |
1.5266 |
0.05303 |
188 |
115 |
47 |
26 |
79 |
Let me guess, your other car is a Prius. |
1.5243 |
0.05259 |
185 |
112 |
49 |
24 |
80 |
Well, just the one glass of Tang before I left the office. |
1.5243 |
0.05369 |
185 |
114 |
45 |
26 |
81 |
Please eject from the vehicle sir! |
1.5243 |
0.05146 |
185 |
110 |
53 |
22 |
82 |
Do you know why I pulled you over, or how? |
1.5241 |
0.05432 |
187 |
117 |
42 |
28 |
83 |
First, I want to thank you for stopping. |
1.5217 |
0.05051 |
184 |
108 |
56 |
20 |
84 |
C'mon officer, I was going faster than that. |
1.5191 |
0.05304 |
183 |
112 |
47 |
24 |
85 |
Sir, I'm pulling you over because you ran red lights in New Jersey, and Pennsylvania, and Ohio, and Nebraska, and... |
1.5191 |
0.05189 |
183 |
110 |
51 |
22 |
86 |
I bet you're wondering how I caught you. |
1.5191 |
0.05189 |
183 |
110 |
51 |
22 |
87 |
That's not the speed limit sign, that's Highway 218. |
1.5191 |
0.05131 |
183 |
109 |
53 |
21 |
88 |
You missed that STOP sign in Ohio |
1.5191 |
0.05304 |
183 |
112 |
47 |
24 |
89 |
You failed to signal on re-entry. |
1.5165 |
0.05383 |
182 |
113 |
44 |
25 |
90 |
Bursts of flame don't count as a turn signal |
1.5138 |
0.05349 |
181 |
112 |
45 |
24 |
91 |
May a little less force be with you next time. |
1.5138 |
0.05291 |
181 |
111 |
47 |
23 |
92 |
Don't you want to know how I caught up with you? |
1.5138 |
0.05233 |
181 |
110 |
49 |
22 |
93 |
Let me guess. Your wife's in labor and you live on the moon? |
1.5138 |
0.05518 |
181 |
115 |
39 |
27 |
94 |
After I write up your ticket, please don't start your engine until I've driven off. |
1.5138 |
0.05406 |
181 |
113 |
43 |
25 |
95 |
What about the guy who passed me? |
1.5112 |
0.05239 |
178 |
108 |
49 |
21 |
96 |
You been drinking anything besides Tang? |
1.5112 |
0.05299 |
178 |
109 |
47 |
22 |
97 |
I'm citing you for a broken sound barrier. |
1.5112 |
0.05476 |
178 |
112 |
41 |
25 |
98 |
Okay, I'll need your: drivers license; registration; insurance card; pilots license; NASA test certificate; EPA and state pollution waver; UN global warming exception; Jet Propulsion Lab experimental permit and your state weight and length permit. |
1.5097 |
0.05958 |
155 |
99 |
33 |
23 |
99 |
Can't get to the Canadian border fast enough? |
1.5084 |
0.05678 |
179 |
117 |
33 |
29 |
100 |
Please allow me to backup before you start your engines. |
1.5084 |
0.05157 |
179 |
108 |
51 |
20 |
101 |
I have to take you in as a flight risk. |
1.5057 |
0.05524 |
176 |
112 |
39 |
25 |
102 |
License and constellation, please. |
1.5057 |
0.05222 |
176 |
107 |
49 |
20 |
103 |
Sir, do you know how fast you were going back there? Because I have no idea. |
1.5029 |
0.05244 |
175 |
107 |
48 |
20 |
104 |
Your license expired light years ago! |
1.5029 |
0.05181 |
175 |
106 |
50 |
19 |
105 |
I only have one question: why did you stop? |
1.5029 |
0.05837 |
175 |
117 |
28 |
30 |
106 |
OK, buddy. Cool your jets. |
1.5028 |
0.05138 |
177 |
107 |
51 |
19 |
107 |
If I let it slide, will you take me with you? |
1.5000 |
0.05345 |
176 |
110 |
44 |
22 |
108 |
Do you know how fast you were going? Because I don't have a clue. |
1.5000 |
0.05203 |
174 |
106 |
49 |
19 |
109 |
If you had a rearview mirror you would know that I've been chasing you since Tuesday. |
1.5000 |
0.05513 |
174 |
111 |
39 |
24 |
110 |
Are you aware that you were driving in the carpool lane? |
1.4971 |
0.05352 |
173 |
108 |
44 |
21 |
111 |
And I'm about to boldly send you to where lots of men have gone. |
1.4971 |
0.05003 |
171 |
101 |
55 |
15 |
112 |
You're not from around here, are you son? |
1.4971 |
0.05205 |
171 |
104 |
49 |
18 |
113 |
Speeding, failure to yield, improper lane usage, no brake lights, disturbing the peace, 3 stop sign violations, failure to file a flight plan, technically, there’s no ordinance about what you did to that cow, no license plates, no insurance……… |
1.4971 |
0.05399 |
171 |
107 |
43 |
21 |
114 |
I noticed you were texting |
1.4971 |
0.05587 |
171 |
110 |
37 |
24 |
115 |
I'm gonna need to search the vehicle for illegal aliens |
1.4971 |
0.05525 |
171 |
109 |
39 |
23 |
116 |
Really? No idea at all? |
1.4943 |
0.05641 |
176 |
116 |
33 |
27 |
117 |
Cool your jets |
1.4941 |
0.05359 |
170 |
106 |
44 |
20 |
118 |
You can just cool your jets while I write up this citation. |
1.4941 |
0.05227 |
170 |
104 |
48 |
18 |
119 |
Don't start your engines until I leave. |
1.4911 |
0.05316 |
169 |
105 |
45 |
19 |
120 |
I need to check the trunk for illegal aliens. |
1.4911 |
0.05511 |
169 |
108 |
39 |
22 |
121 |
HIT AND RUN? All I did was nudge the bumpers on the cars behind and in front of me to squeeze out of a tight parking place. |
1.4911 |
0.05511 |
169 |
108 |
39 |
22 |
122 |
Do you know how fast time was slowing? |
1.4881 |
0.05663 |
168 |
110 |
34 |
24 |
123 |
Yes, the speed limit does apply to re-entry. |
1.4852 |
0.05446 |
169 |
108 |
40 |
21 |
124 |
You just ran 500 red lights. |
1.4850 |
0.05226 |
167 |
103 |
47 |
17 |
125 |
Any idea how loud you were going? |
1.4850 |
0.05362 |
167 |
105 |
43 |
19 |
126 |
Sir, I'm going to have to search your vehicle for illegal aliens. |
1.4850 |
0.05625 |
167 |
109 |
35 |
23 |
127 |
You ran a stoplight 2000 miles back. |
1.4850 |
0.05560 |
167 |
108 |
37 |
22 |
128 |
You want to know how I caught up with you don't you? |
1.4850 |
0.05752 |
167 |
111 |
31 |
25 |
129 |
I've gotta be honest. I have no idea how fast you were going. |
1.4850 |
0.05429 |
167 |
106 |
41 |
20 |
130 |
Never thought I'd get to say this, but please step out of the rocket. |
1.4819 |
0.05248 |
166 |
103 |
46 |
17 |
131 |
I don't care where you said you'd move if he was elected. |
1.4819 |
0.05650 |
166 |
109 |
34 |
23 |
132 |
First, thanks for pulling over. |
1.4819 |
0.05903 |
166 |
113 |
26 |
27 |
133 |
Let's just say this ticket is going to pay for my retirement. |
1.4817 |
0.05365 |
164 |
103 |
43 |
18 |
134 |
Why did I stop you? ... Just to see if I could. |
1.4817 |
0.05295 |
164 |
102 |
45 |
17 |
135 |
Oh, that 495 sign is the route number? |
1.4817 |
0.05295 |
164 |
102 |
45 |
17 |
136 |
No, officer. Actually, I'm wondering HOW you pulled me over. |
1.4817 |
0.05365 |
164 |
103 |
43 |
18 |
137 |
My wife has a Prius so I figure we're carbon neutral |
1.4790 |
0.05225 |
167 |
104 |
46 |
17 |
138 |
It's a rental. |
1.4785 |
0.05595 |
163 |
106 |
36 |
21 |
139 |
'Living life in the fast lane' is a metaphor -- not an explanation! |
1.4785 |
0.05663 |
163 |
107 |
34 |
22 |
140 |
Sir, I'm going to need you to take one small step and the one giant leap out of the car. |
1.4785 |
0.05595 |
163 |
106 |
36 |
21 |
141 |
Sir, the law of gravity is about the only one you didn't just break... |
1.4785 |
0.05458 |
163 |
104 |
40 |
19 |
142 |
I'm gonna let you slide on breaking the sound barrier, but I'll hafta write you up for not wearing your seat belt. |
1.4753 |
0.05341 |
162 |
102 |
43 |
17 |
143 |
Slow down. Canada's not going anywhere. |
1.4753 |
0.05341 |
162 |
102 |
43 |
17 |
144 |
I repeat license and registration, Sir. This is not rocket science. |
1.4753 |
0.05412 |
162 |
103 |
41 |
18 |
145 |
You heard me. Open the trunk! |
1.4720 |
0.05577 |
161 |
105 |
36 |
20 |
146 |
Are we trying to compensate for something here? |
1.4720 |
0.05507 |
161 |
104 |
38 |
19 |
147 |
Good morning sir, I expect you'd like to know what happened to the boat you were towing! |
1.4720 |
0.05782 |
161 |
108 |
30 |
23 |
148 |
The reason I pulled you over isn't rocket science. |
1.4720 |
0.05507 |
161 |
104 |
38 |
19 |
149 |
And you're sure all you've had to drink is Tang? |
1.4720 |
0.05364 |
161 |
102 |
42 |
17 |
150 |
One of your brake lights is out. |
1.4720 |
0.05782 |
161 |
108 |
30 |
23 |
151 |
You're not from around here, are you son? |
1.4684 |
0.05287 |
158 |
99 |
44 |
15 |
152 |
Can't you just get a tiny red convertible like other hapless 50 year olds? |
1.4684 |
0.05437 |
158 |
101 |
40 |
17 |
153 |
To be honest, I'm surprised you pulled over. |
1.4684 |
0.05437 |
158 |
101 |
40 |
17 |
154 |
Sir, I've been chasing you since 1987. |
1.4684 |
0.05726 |
158 |
105 |
32 |
21 |
155 |
If you had been flying under the radar I wouldn't be standing here, would I? |
1.4684 |
0.05363 |
158 |
100 |
42 |
16 |
156 |
No Sir, the 'M' in MPH does not stand for Mach. |
1.4684 |
0.05287 |
158 |
99 |
44 |
15 |
157 |
Looks like "The Right Stuff" got off at "The Wrong Exit". |
1.4650 |
0.05462 |
157 |
101 |
39 |
17 |
158 |
My wife won't let me have a motorcycle. |
1.4650 |
0.05536 |
157 |
102 |
37 |
18 |
159 |
Actually, it wasn't your speed so much as the sonic boom. |
1.4650 |
0.05386 |
157 |
100 |
41 |
16 |
160 |
You flew through that stop sign. |
1.4650 |
0.05536 |
157 |
102 |
37 |
18 |
161 |
My question to you is. Why did you stop? |
1.4650 |
0.05462 |
157 |
101 |
39 |
17 |
162 |
Normally I would ask this sarcastically, but were you trying to set a land speed record? |
1.4615 |
0.05410 |
156 |
100 |
40 |
16 |
163 |
Sir, driving responsibly isn't rocket science. |
1.4615 |
0.05561 |
156 |
102 |
36 |
18 |
164 |
I don't really know how fast you were going, but I'm putting yesterday's date on the ticket. |
1.4615 |
0.05561 |
156 |
102 |
36 |
18 |
165 |
Not from around here are you? |
1.4615 |
0.05176 |
156 |
97 |
46 |
13 |
166 |
Thank you for pulling over. It occurred to me after I hit the siren that I didn't really have a Plan B. |
1.4615 |
0.05708 |
156 |
104 |
32 |
20 |
167 |
Small penis? |
1.4581 |
0.05660 |
155 |
103 |
33 |
19 |
168 |
You went through three stop signs, a school zone and Mount Rushmore. |
1.4581 |
0.05116 |
155 |
96 |
47 |
12 |
169 |
You just exceeded your carbon footprint. |
1.4581 |
0.05586 |
155 |
102 |
35 |
18 |
170 |
Did it work? Are we back on November 7? |
1.4581 |
0.05806 |
155 |
105 |
29 |
21 |
171 |
Any idea how I pulled you over? |
1.4581 |
0.05878 |
155 |
106 |
27 |
22 |
172 |
Would it help if I told you it's a hybrid? |
1.4545 |
0.05379 |
154 |
99 |
40 |
15 |
173 |
You're probably wondering how I caught you? |
1.4545 |
0.05535 |
154 |
101 |
36 |
17 |
174 |
When I had my midlife crisis, I bought roller blades. |
1.4539 |
0.05430 |
152 |
98 |
39 |
15 |
175 |
I wasn't driving, officer, I was landing. |
1.4539 |
0.06038 |
152 |
106 |
23 |
23 |
176 |
Don't you want to know how I caught up with you? |
1.4522 |
0.05675 |
157 |
106 |
31 |
20 |
177 |
You're the rocket scientist, you tell me. |
1.4503 |
0.05290 |
151 |
96 |
42 |
13 |
178 |
Is there something wrong, officer? |
1.4467 |
0.05478 |
150 |
98 |
37 |
15 |
179 |
Overcompensating a bit, Aren't you? |
1.4467 |
0.05478 |
150 |
98 |
37 |
15 |
180 |
Let the record show that I caught you with a Ford. |
1.4467 |
0.05872 |
150 |
103 |
27 |
20 |
181 |
Sir, I pulled you over for a violation of the time-space continuum. |
1.4467 |
0.05639 |
150 |
100 |
33 |
17 |
182 |
Where on Earth did you learn to drive? |
1.4467 |
0.05478 |
150 |
98 |
37 |
15 |
183 |
I pulled you over for failing to yield to the state of Ohio |
1.4467 |
0.05796 |
150 |
102 |
29 |
19 |
184 |
No, you weren't speeding. It's your carbon footprint. |
1.4467 |
0.05478 |
150 |
98 |
37 |
15 |
185 |
... speeding, failure to yield, driving while texting, running a stop sign, vaporizing a garbage truck, ... |
1.4467 |
0.05872 |
150 |
103 |
27 |
20 |
186 |
Let's see, 150 dollars times the speed of light... |
1.4467 |
0.05559 |
150 |
99 |
35 |
16 |
187 |
Sir, are you aware that your left turn signal has been on through Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont? |
1.4467 |
0.05559 |
150 |
99 |
35 |
16 |
188 |
Sorry Mack, but around here the sound barrier is strictly enforced. |
1.4467 |
0.05718 |
150 |
101 |
31 |
18 |
189 |
You're not from these parts, are you? |
1.4467 |
0.05227 |
150 |
95 |
43 |
12 |
190 |
Eject yourself with your hands up! |
1.4467 |
0.05478 |
150 |
98 |
37 |
15 |
191 |
Do you realize how fast you were going because I don't? |
1.4467 |
0.05948 |
150 |
104 |
25 |
21 |
192 |
I'll give you just a warning if you'll let me drive it by my old high school. |
1.4467 |
0.05639 |
150 |
100 |
33 |
17 |
193 |
WHY I pulled you over? I'm more interested in how. |
1.4467 |
0.05718 |
150 |
101 |
31 |
18 |
194 |
I'm actually grateful: this meets my quota for the whole year. |
1.4467 |
0.05639 |
150 |
100 |
33 |
17 |
195 |
Yes, you might say I'm profiling. |
1.4467 |
0.05141 |
150 |
94 |
45 |
11 |
196 |
You still need two or more passengers for the carpool lane, sir. |
1.4467 |
0.05312 |
150 |
96 |
41 |
13 |
197 |
You were travelling at the speed of light in a speed of sound zone, sir. |
1.4467 |
0.05872 |
150 |
103 |
27 |
20 |
198 |
Just think of this as one giant leap for a man fined. |
1.4430 |
0.05900 |
149 |
103 |
26 |
20 |
199 |
Look, I had a mid-life crisis too. |
1.4430 |
0.05744 |
149 |
101 |
30 |
18 |
200 |
Your tail light is on fire. |
1.4430 |
0.05976 |
149 |
104 |
24 |
21 |
201 |
January 23rd, 2017. Why do you ask? |
1.4430 |
0.05900 |
149 |
103 |
26 |
20 |
202 |
Oh yeah? Well around here, we like the sound barrier just the way it's always been |
1.4430 |
0.05335 |
149 |
96 |
40 |
13 |
203 |
Yeah, you can't always rely on Google maps. |
1.4430 |
0.05744 |
149 |
101 |
30 |
18 |
204 |
Given everything else, I’m gonna overlook the busted taillight. |
1.4430 |
0.05335 |
149 |
96 |
40 |
13 |
205 |
You realize that was a rolling stop back there, right? |
1.4430 |
0.05419 |
149 |
97 |
38 |
14 |
206 |
Ground control to major dumbass. |
1.4430 |
0.05823 |
149 |
102 |
28 |
19 |
207 |
You failed to yield upon re-entry. |
1.4430 |
0.05502 |
149 |
98 |
36 |
15 |
208 |
Then out of nowhere, officer, some total asteroid cut me off. |
1.4430 |
0.05419 |
149 |
97 |
38 |
14 |
209 |
You need to practice a little more ground control, Major Tom. |
1.4430 |
0.05502 |
149 |
98 |
36 |
15 |
210 |
Cool your jets |
1.4430 |
0.04983 |
149 |
92 |
48 |
9 |
211 |
You were 10 miles over the speed limit. And, by the way, that's pathetic. |
1.4430 |
0.05335 |
149 |
96 |
40 |
13 |
212 |
Compensating for something, are we? |
1.4430 |
0.05502 |
149 |
98 |
36 |
15 |
213 |
Leaving your mother-in-law's? |
1.4417 |
0.06239 |
120 |
80 |
27 |
13 |
214 |
Yes, if you could please be on the lookout for anything unusual. |
1.4407 |
0.06652 |
118 |
82 |
20 |
16 |
215 |
You're fast and I'm furious. |
1.4392 |
0.06005 |
148 |
104 |
23 |
21 |
216 |
Cool your jets while I check your registration. |
1.4392 |
0.05443 |
148 |
97 |
37 |
14 |
217 |
Just cool your jets okay? |
1.4392 |
0.05691 |
148 |
100 |
31 |
17 |
218 |
"I'd say, 'where's the fire?' But the answer seems obvious. |
1.4392 |
0.05691 |
148 |
100 |
31 |
17 |
219 |
Around here, the speed of sound is still 45. |
1.4392 |
0.05443 |
148 |
97 |
37 |
14 |
220 |
You're probably wondering how I caught you? |
1.4384 |
0.05232 |
146 |
93 |
42 |
11 |
221 |
Stop sign? I never saw the city! |
1.4384 |
0.05232 |
146 |
93 |
42 |
11 |
222 |
Humbling, isn't it. |
1.4384 |
0.05496 |
146 |
96 |
36 |
14 |
223 |
If you don't slow down, you won't get to where no one has gone before. |
1.4345 |
0.05520 |
145 |
96 |
35 |
14 |
224 |
No, it's for littering. You dropped a solid rocket booster 5 miles back. |
1.4345 |
0.05520 |
145 |
96 |
35 |
14 |
225 |
You must not be from around here. |
1.4306 |
0.05182 |
144 |
92 |
42 |
10 |
226 |
No you weren't speeding. But, at the light, you melted both cars behind you. |
1.4306 |
0.05885 |
144 |
100 |
26 |
18 |
227 |
I adjusted the calculations to take relativistic effects into account and it still turns out you were speeding. |
1.4306 |
0.05717 |
144 |
98 |
30 |
16 |
228 |
No seat belt, no helmet, no turn signals, no mirrors. I won't even ask if you passed emissions. |
1.4306 |
0.05885 |
144 |
100 |
26 |
18 |
229 |
No, really, do you know how fast you were going, 'cause I have to put something down here. |
1.4306 |
0.05545 |
144 |
96 |
34 |
14 |
230 |
No really, can you tell me how fast you were going? |
1.4306 |
0.05456 |
144 |
95 |
36 |
13 |
231 |
Your tag is expired. And it's melted. |
1.4306 |
0.05717 |
144 |
98 |
30 |
16 |
232 |
You'll be cooling your jets for quite awhile. |
1.4306 |
0.05456 |
144 |
95 |
36 |
13 |
233 |
Sir, I can't let off everyone desperately rushing to escape the planet. |
1.4306 |
0.05632 |
144 |
97 |
32 |
15 |
234 |
What sort of mileage you get on this baby? |
1.4296 |
0.05518 |
135 |
88 |
36 |
11 |
235 |
I know the difference between a Tesla Model S and a SpaceX Falcon 9, Mr. Musk. License and registration, please. |
1.4275 |
0.06322 |
131 |
93 |
20 |
18 |
236 |
I was traveling faster than the speed of light so I didn't see it turn red. |
1.4266 |
0.05569 |
143 |
96 |
33 |
14 |
237 |
This one's from Illinois; this one's from Iowa; this one's from Nebraska and this one's from Wyoming. You're lucky I stopped you before you hit Idaho. |
1.4266 |
0.05480 |
143 |
95 |
35 |
13 |
238 |
I had you at Mach 2 in the school zone. |
1.4266 |
0.05297 |
143 |
93 |
39 |
11 |
239 |
I clocked you at the speed of light, but I'll knock it down to the speed of sound. |
1.4266 |
0.05389 |
143 |
94 |
37 |
12 |
240 |
Son, i dont think you understand the gravity of your situation |
1.4266 |
0.05828 |
143 |
99 |
27 |
17 |
241 |
I've been clocking you for the last ten miles. If 25 mph is all you can do, you'll have to get off the highway. |
1.4266 |
0.05743 |
143 |
98 |
29 |
16 |
242 |
License and constellation, please. |
1.4266 |
0.05480 |
143 |
95 |
35 |
13 |
243 |
Ejector seat or no ejector seat, you still have to wear a seatbelt. |
1.4236 |
0.05625 |
144 |
98 |
31 |
15 |
244 |
It was the rocket's red glare that gave you away. |
1.4236 |
0.05269 |
144 |
94 |
39 |
11 |
245 |
Running a red light, violating the speed of light, and 400,000 in a 40 mile zone. |
1.4236 |
0.05269 |
144 |
94 |
39 |
11 |
246 |
I'm no rocket scientist, but you were speeding, sir |
1.4236 |
0.05450 |
144 |
96 |
35 |
13 |
247 |
I realize The Force Was With You, sir, but the 27 lights you ran weren't. |
1.4236 |
0.05961 |
144 |
102 |
23 |
19 |
248 |
you realize you vaporized a cow back there? |
1.4236 |
0.06041 |
144 |
103 |
21 |
20 |
249 |
Go ahead, mach my day. |
1.4236 |
0.05450 |
144 |
96 |
35 |
13 |
250 |
Do you know why I stopped you? It's not rocket science. |
1.4236 |
0.05879 |
144 |
101 |
25 |
18 |
251 |
License, registration, and flight plan... |
1.4236 |
0.05625 |
144 |
98 |
31 |
15 |
252 |
Where's the fire - Alpha Centauri? |
1.4225 |
0.05412 |
142 |
94 |
36 |
12 |
253 |
Sorry officer, I spaced out. |
1.4225 |
0.05770 |
142 |
98 |
28 |
16 |
254 |
I suppose you're wondering how I caught up with you. |
1.4225 |
0.05504 |
142 |
95 |
34 |
13 |
255 |
Why can't you drive a Giant Hot Dog like a normal Nut-Job? |
1.4225 |
0.05940 |
142 |
100 |
24 |
18 |
256 |
I don't know how I caught up to you either. |
1.4225 |
0.05594 |
142 |
96 |
32 |
14 |
257 |
Registration and landing permit, please. |
1.4225 |
0.05412 |
142 |
94 |
36 |
12 |
258 |
Well, let's start with the headlights... |
1.4225 |
0.05770 |
142 |
98 |
28 |
16 |
259 |
You have a tail light out...and half of the last county is on fire. |
1.4225 |
0.05682 |
142 |
97 |
30 |
15 |
260 |
"No, that was not a speed limit sign, it was for Highway 675". |
1.4225 |
0.05594 |
142 |
96 |
32 |
14 |
261 |
Sir, are you aware that you just ran 127 red lights? |
1.4214 |
0.05371 |
140 |
92 |
37 |
11 |
262 |
Jetson, huh? |
1.4214 |
0.05466 |
140 |
93 |
35 |
12 |
263 |
I had to pee. |
1.4214 |
0.05830 |
140 |
97 |
27 |
16 |
264 |
You changed lanes without signaling thirteen states ago. |
1.4214 |
0.05274 |
140 |
91 |
39 |
10 |
265 |
Your rear license plate has melted off |
1.4214 |
0.05371 |
140 |
92 |
37 |
11 |
266 |
OK, you can go now. But, please, don't restart your engine until I pull away. |
1.4214 |
0.05830 |
140 |
97 |
27 |
16 |
267 |
This is for flying under the radar. |
1.4207 |
0.05331 |
145 |
96 |
37 |
12 |
268 |
Sir, time travel is not a traffic violation but your driver license expired 10,000 years ago. |
1.4184 |
0.06052 |
141 |
101 |
21 |
19 |
269 |
You're in a school zone, and on Earth |
1.4184 |
0.05341 |
141 |
93 |
37 |
11 |
270 |
The moon? Straight up, you can't miss it. |
1.4173 |
0.05583 |
139 |
94 |
32 |
13 |
271 |
You were exceeding the sound limit. |
1.4173 |
0.05583 |
139 |
94 |
32 |
13 |
272 |
Cool your jets, buddy. |
1.4173 |
0.05393 |
139 |
92 |
36 |
11 |
273 |
Don't for one minute think that this is the first time I've heard that 'time traveler' excuse. |
1.4173 |
0.05393 |
139 |
92 |
36 |
11 |
274 |
All right, sir, time to step out of the car and take one giant leap for mankind--and it had better be in a straight line. |
1.4173 |
0.06032 |
139 |
99 |
22 |
18 |
275 |
You failed to signal before re-entry. |
1.4173 |
0.05583 |
139 |
94 |
32 |
13 |
276 |
How much Tang have you had? |
1.4173 |
0.05857 |
139 |
97 |
26 |
16 |
277 |
I'd like to give you a ticket but, unfortunately, we're now two states west of my jurisdiction. |
1.4141 |
0.05713 |
128 |
86 |
31 |
11 |
278 |
Your turn signal has been on for the last 119 miles. |
1.4132 |
0.06174 |
121 |
84 |
24 |
13 |
279 |
I'm not speeding, I'm making driving great again. |
1.4130 |
0.05884 |
138 |
97 |
25 |
16 |
280 |
License and re-entry authorization, please. |
1.4130 |
0.05416 |
138 |
92 |
35 |
11 |
281 |
I'm sorry officer, I was just trying to get through 2016. |
1.4130 |
0.05884 |
138 |
97 |
25 |
16 |
282 |
You know you failed to signal when you passed me last Thursday. |
1.4130 |
0.05884 |
138 |
97 |
25 |
16 |
283 |
I don't care about the rules on your planet. You're in Kansas now. |
1.4130 |
0.05416 |
138 |
92 |
35 |
11 |
284 |
What on Earth made you think you could outrun a cruiser? |
1.4130 |
0.05513 |
138 |
93 |
33 |
12 |
285 |
Next time pull over as soon as the siren catches up to you. |
1.4130 |
0.05793 |
138 |
96 |
27 |
15 |
286 |
I just wanted to let you know your license plate is melting. |
1.4130 |
0.05317 |
138 |
91 |
37 |
10 |
287 |
Listen buddy, I want to leave the planet as much as anyone right now. But that's no excuse for speeding. |
1.4130 |
0.05608 |
138 |
94 |
31 |
13 |
288 |
Sir, were you aware that you're driving with a broken flux capacitor? |
1.4130 |
0.05973 |
138 |
98 |
23 |
17 |
289 |
You can pay your fine as a lump sum or an annuity. |
1.4130 |
0.05884 |
138 |
97 |
25 |
16 |
290 |
45 miles per what? |
1.4130 |
0.05416 |
138 |
92 |
35 |
11 |
291 |
I'm officer Houston. We have a problem. |
1.4130 |
0.05701 |
138 |
95 |
29 |
14 |
292 |
So just where is your kid's recital......Jupiter? |
1.4130 |
0.05793 |
138 |
96 |
27 |
15 |
293 |
You were going a little too boldly there. |
1.4130 |
0.05513 |
138 |
93 |
33 |
12 |
294 |
License and launch manifest please. |
1.4130 |
0.05608 |
138 |
94 |
31 |
13 |
295 |
Nice work, Einstein. It took me 25 years to pull you over. |
1.4130 |
0.05701 |
138 |
95 |
29 |
14 |
296 |
You must be from out-of-town. |
1.4130 |
0.05416 |
138 |
92 |
35 |
11 |
297 |
You city folks think you can come out here and break OUR sound barrier any old time. |
1.4130 |
0.05217 |
138 |
90 |
39 |
9 |
298 |
I don't care that it's an Amazon Prime delivery. |
1.4088 |
0.06002 |
137 |
98 |
22 |
17 |
299 |
License? This is my 7th Grade Science Fair Project. |
1.4088 |
0.05339 |
137 |
91 |
36 |
10 |
300 |
No, sir. 620 is the number of the highway that you're on. |
1.4088 |
0.05727 |
137 |
95 |
28 |
14 |
301 |
It's not the speed I'm concerned about, it's the texting. |
1.4088 |
0.05536 |
137 |
93 |
32 |
12 |
302 |
Houston, we got a problem. |
1.4088 |
0.05727 |
137 |
95 |
28 |
14 |
303 |
Hey buddy, you need to cool your jets. |
1.4088 |
0.05727 |
137 |
95 |
28 |
14 |
304 |
I clocked you doing the speed of light in a speed of sound zone |
1.4088 |
0.05727 |
137 |
95 |
28 |
14 |
305 |
And where is this "Wookie" now? |
1.4088 |
0.06090 |
137 |
99 |
20 |
18 |
306 |
Because I couldn't catch the guy in the Tesla, that's why. |
1.4088 |
0.05632 |
137 |
94 |
30 |
13 |
307 |
I'm not sure which surprises me more: your speed or the fact that I caught you. |
1.4088 |
0.05820 |
137 |
96 |
26 |
15 |
308 |
We've been getting noise complaints from a neighboring state. |
1.4088 |
0.05911 |
137 |
97 |
24 |
16 |
309 |
No tail lights, no head lights, no turn indicators, no seat belts, no license plate. Ching, ching, ching. |
1.4088 |
0.05439 |
137 |
92 |
34 |
11 |
310 |
It's taken 3 days to catch you - the least you can do is step out of the vehicle. |
1.4088 |
0.05536 |
137 |
93 |
32 |
12 |
311 |
Licence, registration, and Captain Jet decoder ring please. |
1.4088 |
0.05727 |
137 |
95 |
28 |
14 |
312 |
You wouldn't happen to know anything about that melted stretch of highway two miles back, would you? |
1.4074 |
0.05787 |
135 |
94 |
27 |
14 |
313 |
Don't mach me son! |
1.4074 |
0.05787 |
135 |
94 |
27 |
14 |
314 |
Sir, your wife would like to know if you really meant to eject her back there. |
1.4074 |
0.05975 |
135 |
96 |
23 |
16 |
315 |
No, sir . . . I will not sign your 'Captain's Log.' |
1.4074 |
0.05392 |
135 |
90 |
35 |
10 |
316 |
I'm impressed you funded this with Kickstarter, now try GoFundMe to pay for your ticket. |
1.4074 |
0.05882 |
135 |
95 |
25 |
15 |
317 |
You touched down in a crosswalk. |
1.4074 |
0.05288 |
135 |
89 |
37 |
9 |
318 |
In order for me to not issue you a ticket you must agree to post on social media that I actually did manage to catch you. |
1.4074 |
0.05882 |
135 |
95 |
25 |
15 |
319 |
Three guesses. |
1.4074 |
0.05691 |
135 |
93 |
29 |
13 |
320 |
Small penis? |
1.4074 |
0.05975 |
135 |
96 |
23 |
16 |
321 |
Are you aware you missed a stop sign 325 miles ago? |
1.4074 |
0.05787 |
135 |
94 |
27 |
14 |
322 |
This is for going vertical in a horizonal lane. |
1.4074 |
0.05392 |
135 |
90 |
35 |
10 |
323 |
Are there any vehicles in the weapon? |
1.4074 |
0.06158 |
135 |
98 |
19 |
18 |
324 |
You're a little late with your warnings from the future, the election was weeks ago. |
1.4060 |
0.05850 |
133 |
93 |
26 |
14 |
325 |
Spare me the one about time dilation, the speed of light as a constant and inertial frames. Heard that one three times already today. |
1.4044 |
0.05847 |
136 |
96 |
25 |
15 |
326 |
Sorry officer, I'm late for a launch date |
1.4030 |
0.05617 |
134 |
92 |
30 |
12 |
327 |
Welcome back to Earth Mr. Musk, and our pesky little speed limit rules. |
1.4030 |
0.05814 |
134 |
94 |
26 |
14 |
328 |
Is this a hybrid? |
1.4030 |
0.05414 |
134 |
90 |
34 |
10 |
329 |
You will need to pick up a passenger if you're going to use the car pool lane. |
1.4030 |
0.05617 |
134 |
92 |
30 |
12 |
330 |
No, 287 is the highway number, not the speed limit |
1.4030 |
0.05309 |
134 |
89 |
36 |
9 |
331 |
Do you have any idea how many miles per second you were going? |
1.4030 |
0.05814 |
134 |
94 |
26 |
14 |
332 |
Sorry Officer, at the speed of sound I can't hear the siren. |
1.4030 |
0.05716 |
134 |
93 |
28 |
13 |
333 |
Your carbon footprint exceeds the state of Iowa |
1.4030 |
0.06004 |
134 |
96 |
22 |
16 |
334 |
Your license says you're 67 years old but you don't look a day over 25. You been travelin' near the speed of light, son? |
1.4030 |
0.06004 |
134 |
96 |
22 |
16 |
335 |
Okay, now when I get back into my cruiser, I want you to wait for me to pull out first. |
1.4030 |
0.05814 |
134 |
94 |
26 |
14 |
336 |
You can't break the sound barrier in a school zone, sir. |
1.4029 |
0.05472 |
139 |
95 |
32 |
12 |
337 |
Nope. You're weren't speeding. Pulled you over cause you have a taillight out. |
1.3985 |
0.06032 |
133 |
96 |
21 |
16 |
338 |
Sir, you can't escape the long arm of the laws of physics. |
1.3985 |
0.05937 |
133 |
95 |
23 |
15 |
339 |
Sorry sir... we're just testing Amazon's new five minute delivery program. |
1.3985 |
0.05436 |
133 |
90 |
33 |
10 |
340 |
Your break lights are on fire. |
1.3985 |
0.05742 |
133 |
93 |
27 |
13 |
341 |
And don't ever mach me again! |
1.3985 |
0.05742 |
133 |
93 |
27 |
13 |
342 |
I let you off with a warning last time. |
1.3985 |
0.05742 |
133 |
93 |
27 |
13 |
343 |
Oh ! Hi Mr. Leno |
1.3985 |
0.05840 |
133 |
94 |
25 |
14 |
344 |
So, you couldn't read the speed limit sign because it was a blur. |
1.3985 |
0.05436 |
133 |
90 |
33 |
10 |
345 |
Do you know how fast you were going? Because it was awesome. |
1.3985 |
0.05642 |
133 |
92 |
29 |
12 |
346 |
I don't care what planet you will be on, be in court on Dec 15th. |
1.3939 |
0.05767 |
132 |
93 |
26 |
13 |
347 |
Overcompensating just a bit, aren't we, sir? |
1.3939 |
0.05458 |
132 |
90 |
32 |
10 |
348 |
The rules of the road are simple, it's not rocket science. |
1.3939 |
0.05964 |
132 |
95 |
22 |
15 |
349 |
Lost in space is no excuse. |
1.3939 |
0.05767 |
132 |
93 |
26 |
13 |
350 |
You were going a little fast about 3 states back. |
1.3939 |
0.05767 |
132 |
93 |
26 |
13 |
351 |
Sir, I clearly saw you texting. |
1.3939 |
0.05964 |
132 |
95 |
22 |
15 |
352 |
You were going t = t0/(1-v2/c2)1/2 in a traversable wormhole zone. |
1.3939 |
0.05458 |
132 |
90 |
32 |
10 |
353 |
It's just a warning, cool your jets. |
1.3939 |
0.05351 |
132 |
89 |
34 |
9 |
354 |
You failed to indicate a left turn back in Ohio. |
1.3939 |
0.05666 |
132 |
92 |
28 |
12 |
355 |
I will need to see your registration and black box. |
1.3939 |
0.05563 |
132 |
91 |
30 |
11 |
356 |
You flew through that stop sign. |
1.3939 |
0.05666 |
132 |
92 |
28 |
12 |
357 |
License, registration, and penis size, please. |
1.3939 |
0.06249 |
132 |
98 |
16 |
18 |
358 |
Oh I am so sorry. I thought you were black. Carry on! |
1.3939 |
0.06061 |
132 |
96 |
20 |
16 |
359 |
No, you didn't fail to signal. I'll give you two more guesses. |
1.3939 |
0.05563 |
132 |
91 |
30 |
11 |
360 |
Sir, this race ended in the '60s. |
1.3939 |
0.05666 |
132 |
92 |
28 |
12 |
361 |
Is this just because I'm from out of state? |
1.3939 |
0.05242 |
132 |
88 |
36 |
8 |
362 |
Not in my solar system, you don't. |
1.3939 |
0.05563 |
132 |
91 |
30 |
11 |
363 |
...and for igniting two houses and a chihuahua. |
1.3939 |
0.05867 |
132 |
94 |
24 |
14 |
364 |
You should probably avoid Police chases with only 10 seconds of fuel... |
1.3939 |
0.05867 |
132 |
94 |
24 |
14 |
365 |
Sir, please step out of the vehicle. I smell tang on your breath. |
1.3939 |
0.05964 |
132 |
95 |
22 |
15 |
366 |
FAA license and NASA registration, please |
1.3923 |
0.06129 |
130 |
95 |
19 |
16 |
367 |
I've been chasing you since 2015. |
1.3923 |
0.05514 |
130 |
89 |
31 |
10 |
368 |
Spatial profiling? |
1.3923 |
0.05830 |
130 |
92 |
25 |
13 |
369 |
The real crime is that I was able to overtake you. |
1.3923 |
0.05931 |
130 |
93 |
23 |
14 |
370 |
Are you profiling me? |
1.3923 |
0.06320 |
130 |
97 |
15 |
18 |
371 |
And that's why in our galaxy we have the little white lines on the road. |
1.3923 |
0.05180 |
130 |
86 |
37 |
7 |
372 |
So what brings you out here all the way from New York, Mr. Weiner? |
1.3923 |
0.06031 |
130 |
94 |
21 |
15 |
373 |
Didn't you see your second stage fall off back there? |
1.3923 |
0.06129 |
130 |
95 |
19 |
16 |
374 |
You're probably wondering why I stopped you. |
1.3923 |
0.05726 |
130 |
91 |
27 |
12 |
375 |
Wow! And what does it get in the city? |
1.3923 |
0.05063 |
130 |
85 |
39 |
6 |
376 |
Do you know how I pulled you over? |
1.3923 |
0.05726 |
130 |
91 |
27 |
12 |
377 |
Relax, you're white. |
1.3923 |
0.06414 |
130 |
98 |
13 |
19 |
378 |
Son, don't mach me. |
1.3923 |
0.05405 |
130 |
88 |
33 |
9 |
379 |
I'm citing you for overcompensating. |
1.3923 |
0.06031 |
130 |
94 |
21 |
15 |
380 |
Where do you think you are, Texas? |
1.3923 |
0.05726 |
130 |
91 |
27 |
12 |
381 |
You know Mr. Musk I've heard it all when it comes to speeders, but telling me you were on your way to the international space station and lost the GPS signal, now that's a real stretch. |
1.3898 |
0.06022 |
118 |
83 |
24 |
11 |
382 |
Uranus ! My Ass ! |
1.3898 |
0.06596 |
118 |
88 |
14 |
16 |
383 |
You failed to use your turn signal back in Chicago. |
1.3876 |
0.05426 |
129 |
88 |
32 |
9 |
384 |
I suppose you're wondering how I caught you. |
1.3876 |
0.05645 |
129 |
90 |
28 |
11 |
385 |
A Hummer just didn’t do it for you? |
1.3876 |
0.05314 |
129 |
87 |
34 |
8 |
386 |
Oh please, I was going MUCH faster than that! |
1.3876 |
0.05426 |
129 |
88 |
32 |
9 |
387 |
Speeding?! It took twelve minutes for you to be wanted in three states. |
1.3876 |
0.06059 |
129 |
94 |
20 |
15 |
388 |
I'll write your speeding ticket as soon as the MIT Department of Physics gets back to me with the calculations |
1.3876 |
0.05645 |
129 |
90 |
28 |
11 |
389 |
No, actually, I couldn't even theoretically hear your siren. |
1.3876 |
0.06158 |
129 |
95 |
18 |
16 |
390 |
Do you know how many miles per second you were going? |
1.3876 |
0.05426 |
129 |
88 |
32 |
9 |
391 |
Well, well, Mr. Musk. Seems this one didn't get off the ground either. |
1.3876 |
0.05426 |
129 |
88 |
32 |
9 |
392 |
No you weren't speeding, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're in violation of emissions standards. |
1.3876 |
0.05751 |
129 |
91 |
26 |
12 |
393 |
I don't care that you are a rocket scientist! |
1.3876 |
0.05856 |
129 |
92 |
24 |
13 |
394 |
Been getting some calls about strange behavior out here today. Seen anything? |
1.3876 |
0.05198 |
129 |
86 |
36 |
7 |
395 |
I'm sorry, but you'll have to pay for the sound barrier you just broke. |
1.3876 |
0.05645 |
129 |
90 |
28 |
11 |
396 |
So the signs are NOT in the thousands of miles per hour? |
1.3876 |
0.05856 |
129 |
92 |
24 |
13 |
397 |
It only has one speed. |
1.3876 |
0.05958 |
129 |
93 |
22 |
14 |
398 |
Pilot's license and registration, please. |
1.3876 |
0.05645 |
129 |
90 |
28 |
11 |
399 |
Not sure if your license plate sticker is expired, but I do know it's melted. |
1.3876 |
0.05537 |
129 |
89 |
30 |
10 |
400 |
I'll give you a warning for your speeding but I have to ticket you for the emissions. |
1.3876 |
0.05751 |
129 |
91 |
26 |
12 |
401 |
I'm going to ask that you pull away gently, without incinerating my cruiser. |
1.3876 |
0.05958 |
129 |
93 |
22 |
14 |
402 |
Do you have any idea how many land speed records you've broken? |
1.3876 |
0.06158 |
129 |
95 |
18 |
16 |
403 |
I'm citing you for failing to yield to the boundaries of space and time. |
1.3876 |
0.05856 |
129 |
92 |
24 |
13 |
404 |
Bet you didn't know a Crown Victoria could do 4.9 miles per second. |
1.3876 |
0.05751 |
129 |
91 |
26 |
12 |
405 |
You're not from around here are you? |
1.3876 |
0.05537 |
129 |
89 |
30 |
10 |
406 |
I don't care if you were trying to go back in time to change your vote. |
1.3876 |
0.05958 |
129 |
93 |
22 |
14 |
407 |
I had you at mach 2 in a 55 |
1.3876 |
0.05856 |
129 |
92 |
24 |
13 |
408 |
Let's just say you were going somewhere between 55 miles per hour and the speed of light. |
1.3876 |
0.05314 |
129 |
87 |
34 |
8 |
409 |
You were doing two thousand miles an hour in a 35 mile zone. |
1.3876 |
0.05537 |
129 |
89 |
30 |
10 |
410 |
Listen, buddy, following the speed limit isn't rocket science. |
1.3876 |
0.05958 |
129 |
93 |
22 |
14 |
411 |
Were you texting? |
1.3876 |
0.05751 |
129 |
91 |
26 |
12 |
412 |
"This is for not wearing your parachute. |
1.3876 |
0.05314 |
129 |
87 |
34 |
8 |
413 |
You ran a light back in New York... |
1.3876 |
0.05537 |
129 |
89 |
30 |
10 |
414 |
I had a few Tangs officer, but that was hours ago. |
1.3876 |
0.05537 |
129 |
89 |
30 |
10 |
415 |
License, registration, and M.I.T. degree please. |
1.3876 |
0.05856 |
129 |
92 |
24 |
13 |
416 |
Your turn signal has been on for the last 300,000 miles. |
1.3876 |
0.05537 |
129 |
89 |
30 |
10 |
417 |
I'm about as close to our leader as you're gonna get. |
1.3876 |
0.05751 |
129 |
91 |
26 |
12 |
418 |
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what is about to happen. |
1.3846 |
0.05167 |
130 |
87 |
36 |
7 |
419 |
I'll just give you a warning this time, but let me pull away before you start up. |
1.3846 |
0.05393 |
130 |
89 |
32 |
9 |
420 |
What's your hurry, son? |
1.3828 |
0.05882 |
128 |
92 |
23 |
13 |
421 |
Mid-life crisis eh? |
1.3828 |
0.05559 |
128 |
89 |
29 |
10 |
422 |
Yes, and I'm Batman. Now get out of the car and show me your license. |
1.3828 |
0.05882 |
128 |
92 |
23 |
13 |
423 |
So, what's it like on fuel? |
1.3828 |
0.05669 |
128 |
90 |
27 |
11 |
424 |
I don't care if you were obeying the laws of thermodynamics. |
1.3828 |
0.05559 |
128 |
89 |
29 |
10 |
425 |
Sir, the space race is over. |
1.3828 |
0.05986 |
128 |
93 |
21 |
14 |
426 |
That's one fast police car you got there, Officer! |
1.3828 |
0.05882 |
128 |
92 |
23 |
13 |
427 |
Is this a hybrid? |
1.3828 |
0.05776 |
128 |
91 |
25 |
12 |
428 |
Speed Is Relative. |
1.3828 |
0.05986 |
128 |
93 |
21 |
14 |
429 |
I'm no rocket scientist but I am still sure you were speeding |
1.3828 |
0.05559 |
128 |
89 |
29 |
10 |
430 |
If you were really from the future, this thing would be self-driving. |
1.3828 |
0.05448 |
128 |
88 |
31 |
9 |
431 |
I'm running late for a launch date. |
1.3828 |
0.05776 |
128 |
91 |
25 |
12 |
432 |
And in addition you're in a no-fly zone. |
1.3828 |
0.05882 |
128 |
92 |
23 |
13 |
433 |
It appears you have failed our emissions test |
1.3828 |
0.05448 |
128 |
88 |
31 |
9 |
434 |
Yes, we all want to. But the inauguration's still a month away. |
1.3828 |
0.06088 |
128 |
94 |
19 |
15 |
435 |
And please don't say, 'Houston, I've got a problem.' |
1.3828 |
0.05669 |
128 |
90 |
27 |
11 |
436 |
Well for starters, failure to keep on the ground. |
1.3828 |
0.05882 |
128 |
92 |
23 |
13 |
437 |
Let me pull away before you start her up. |
1.3828 |
0.05882 |
128 |
92 |
23 |
13 |
438 |
No sir, I do not know what the penalty is for doing the speed of light in a 25 mph zone. |
1.3828 |
0.05776 |
128 |
91 |
25 |
12 |
439 |
So you say you purchased this used from a...Mr. Coyote? |
1.3828 |
0.05669 |
128 |
90 |
27 |
11 |
440 |
It's not rocket science. You were speeding. |
1.3828 |
0.05669 |
128 |
90 |
27 |
11 |
441 |
What made you think you might be faster than me? |
1.3814 |
0.06128 |
118 |
85 |
21 |
12 |
442 |
And if I could write you up for blatant phallic compensation attempt, I would as well. |
1.3814 |
0.06473 |
118 |
88 |
15 |
15 |
443 |
So, I take it that you're not from around here. |
1.3798 |
0.05633 |
129 |
91 |
27 |
11 |
444 |
Cool your jets. I'm only giving you a warning. |
1.3798 |
0.05413 |
129 |
89 |
31 |
9 |
445 |
Do not restart your vehicle. |
1.3798 |
0.05739 |
129 |
92 |
25 |
12 |
446 |
. . . and this one's for not having a front plate on the vehicle |
1.3798 |
0.05300 |
129 |
88 |
33 |
8 |
447 |
You seem like a nice guy, I'm gonna knock it down to ten below the sound barrier. |
1.3798 |
0.05739 |
129 |
92 |
25 |
12 |
448 |
How 'bout you boldly go to your wallet and hand me your license and registration? |
1.3798 |
0.05739 |
129 |
92 |
25 |
12 |
449 |
Actually officer a light-year measures distance not speed. |
1.3798 |
0.05524 |
129 |
90 |
29 |
10 |
450 |
Get that taillight fixed, and no more sonic booms. |
1.3798 |
0.05844 |
129 |
93 |
23 |
13 |
451 |
Your right taillight has melted |
1.3798 |
0.05739 |
129 |
92 |
25 |
12 |
452 |
35 in a 25, rolling a stop sign, and barbecuing a tailgater. |
1.3798 |
0.05946 |
129 |
94 |
21 |
14 |
453 |
I'm so sorry, sir. I thought you were black. |
1.3798 |
0.06245 |
129 |
97 |
15 |
17 |
454 |
No, Sir. The speed limit signs were there when you approached them. And there is the additional issue of the 50 smoldering mailboxes. |
1.3798 |
0.05633 |
129 |
91 |
27 |
11 |
455 |
Besides going 28,000 mph in a 40 mph zone, I'll have to cite for not having your seatbelt secured. |
1.3798 |
0.05524 |
129 |
90 |
29 |
10 |
456 |
Sure buddy, the Doppler effect made the light appear green. |
1.3798 |
0.05413 |
129 |
89 |
31 |
9 |
457 |
In a hurry, Major Tom? |
1.3798 |
0.05633 |
129 |
91 |
27 |
11 |
458 |
Are you aware that you went through a stop light in Kansas? |
1.3798 |
0.05524 |
129 |
90 |
29 |
10 |
459 |
Are you mach-ing me? |
1.3798 |
0.05413 |
129 |
89 |
31 |
9 |
460 |
Is there a problem, officer? |
1.3798 |
0.05844 |
129 |
93 |
23 |
13 |
461 |
Drivers licence registration and autograph please |
1.3780 |
0.05801 |
127 |
91 |
24 |
12 |
462 |
Test pilot, eh? If I had a dime for every time I heard that one... |
1.3780 |
0.05801 |
127 |
91 |
24 |
12 |
463 |
But Officer I'm white... |
1.3780 |
0.06512 |
127 |
98 |
10 |
19 |
464 |
The speed of light isn't just a good idea; it's the law. |
1.3780 |
0.05801 |
127 |
91 |
24 |
12 |
465 |
Do you know how many miles per second you were going? |
1.3780 |
0.05801 |
127 |
91 |
24 |
12 |
466 |
No! I'm late for launch, not lunch! |
1.3780 |
0.05582 |
127 |
89 |
28 |
10 |
467 |
Any particular reason you were doing 550 in a 55? |
1.3780 |
0.05353 |
127 |
87 |
32 |
8 |
468 |
I need to see you license, registration and flight plan. |
1.3780 |
0.05582 |
127 |
89 |
28 |
10 |
469 |
Save it, buddy. I hear that old 'afterburner got stuck' story all the time. |
1.3780 |
0.05469 |
127 |
88 |
30 |
9 |
470 |
You were texting. |
1.3780 |
0.06217 |
127 |
95 |
16 |
16 |
471 |
License and flight plan... |
1.3780 |
0.05353 |
127 |
87 |
32 |
8 |
472 |
And you also barbecued enough cattle to feed half of Tennessee... |
1.3780 |
0.05582 |
127 |
89 |
28 |
10 |
473 |
You can tell Houston that your right tail light is out! |
1.3780 |
0.05115 |
127 |
85 |
36 |
6 |
474 |
Yes, but do YOU know how fast I was going? |
1.3780 |
0.05235 |
127 |
86 |
34 |
7 |
475 |
I'm telling you to basically cool your jets. |
1.3780 |
0.05353 |
127 |
87 |
32 |
8 |
476 |
Scotty, the nerd from 7th grade science class...so we meet again. |
1.3780 |
0.05693 |
127 |
90 |
26 |
11 |
477 |
You know one of your afterburners is out. |
1.3780 |
0.05469 |
127 |
88 |
30 |
9 |
478 |
I'm sorry, sir, but this is fly OVER country. |
1.3760 |
0.05526 |
125 |
87 |
29 |
9 |
479 |
You were flying back there. |
1.3760 |
0.05641 |
125 |
88 |
27 |
10 |
480 |
It's not for speeding, but for ostentatiousness. |
1.3760 |
0.05408 |
125 |
86 |
31 |
8 |
481 |
I'm writing you up for defying the laws of physics. |
1.3760 |
0.05755 |
125 |
89 |
25 |
11 |
482 |
Chin up, you still might break the record for fastest conviction. |
1.3760 |
0.05408 |
125 |
86 |
31 |
8 |
483 |
Gotta plane to catch? |
1.3760 |
0.05755 |
125 |
89 |
25 |
11 |
484 |
I went through a midlife crisis myself, so this time I'll just give you a warning. |
1.3760 |
0.05287 |
125 |
85 |
33 |
7 |
485 |
I know you're violating SOMETHING; I just don't know what. |
1.3760 |
0.05526 |
125 |
87 |
29 |
9 |
486 |
Since the election, some people just can't get to Canada fast enough. |
1.3760 |
0.05164 |
125 |
84 |
35 |
6 |
487 |
Me, profiling? |
1.3760 |
0.05866 |
125 |
90 |
23 |
12 |
488 |
The radar gun says you were doing "error" in a 35mph zone. |
1.3760 |
0.05641 |
125 |
88 |
27 |
10 |
489 |
You're being ticketed for driving in the wrong century. |
1.3750 |
0.05434 |
128 |
89 |
30 |
9 |
490 |
Four hundred is the county road number, not the speed limit. |
1.3750 |
0.05320 |
128 |
88 |
32 |
8 |
491 |
This is Cape Cod, sir... Cape Canaveral is south of here. |
1.3750 |
0.05203 |
128 |
87 |
34 |
7 |
492 |
Not from around here, eh? |
1.3750 |
0.05656 |
128 |
91 |
26 |
11 |
493 |
Please eject out of the rocket sir |
1.3730 |
0.05373 |
126 |
87 |
31 |
8 |
494 |
Sir, I'm no idiot. That's Tang on your breath. |
1.3730 |
0.05373 |
126 |
87 |
31 |
8 |
495 |
Let me pull out first , before you start her back up Mr. Branson. |
1.3730 |
0.05604 |
126 |
89 |
27 |
10 |
496 |
The 21st century, why do you ask? |
1.3730 |
0.05490 |
126 |
88 |
29 |
9 |
497 |
I'm just giving you a warning. You were going mach 2 in a 35 mph zone. I don't even know how to write that ticket. |
1.3730 |
0.05604 |
126 |
89 |
27 |
10 |
498 |
I clocked you doing 17,000 in a 55. |
1.3730 |
0.06145 |
126 |
94 |
17 |
15 |
499 |
OK, buddy. You know 17 of your tail lights are out. |
1.3729 |
0.05489 |
118 |
81 |
30 |
7 |
500 |
Are you sure it was me? |
1.3710 |
0.06110 |
124 |
92 |
18 |
14 |
501 |
You've got a melted tail light. |
1.3710 |
0.05891 |
124 |
90 |
22 |
12 |
502 |
Didn't you see those 500 stop signs back there? |
1.3710 |
0.05428 |
124 |
86 |
30 |
8 |
503 |
We're stopping suspected aliens. |
1.3710 |
0.05779 |
124 |
89 |
24 |
11 |
504 |
This is a car pool only lane. |
1.3710 |
0.05779 |
124 |
89 |
24 |
11 |
505 |
Breaking the sound barrier is disturbing the peace. |
1.3710 |
0.05428 |
124 |
86 |
30 |
8 |
506 |
Now you're probably wondering how I caught you. |
1.3710 |
0.05547 |
124 |
87 |
28 |
9 |
507 |
Do you have any weapons, including missiles, of which I should be aware? |
1.3710 |
0.05664 |
124 |
88 |
26 |
10 |
508 |
I'll need your license and registration, then get out so, I can take a selfie. |
1.3675 |
0.05771 |
117 |
83 |
25 |
9 |
509 |
Your license plate light is out. |
1.3659 |
0.05917 |
123 |
90 |
21 |
12 |
510 |
This is major, Tom. |
1.3659 |
0.05569 |
123 |
87 |
27 |
9 |
511 |
You know it's illegal to pass in an ozone. |
1.3659 |
0.05917 |
123 |
90 |
21 |
12 |
512 |
We have a problem, Houston. |
1.3659 |
0.05448 |
123 |
86 |
29 |
8 |
513 |
I'm surprised you didn't take off when you saw me coming |
1.3659 |
0.05687 |
123 |
88 |
25 |
10 |
514 |
Sir, are you aware that you were going the speed of light on a road with a 25 mph limit? |
1.3659 |
0.06659 |
123 |
97 |
7 |
19 |
515 |
Sorry officer, I spaced out. |
1.3659 |
0.06246 |
123 |
93 |
15 |
15 |
516 |
Launch sequence and registration? |
1.3659 |
0.05803 |
123 |
89 |
23 |
11 |
517 |
Oh sorry, I thought you were black. |
1.3659 |
0.06138 |
123 |
92 |
17 |
14 |
518 |
Looks like you get to set two records today. |
1.3659 |
0.06138 |
123 |
92 |
17 |
14 |
519 |
Do you have any idea how I was able to stop you? |
1.3659 |
0.05569 |
123 |
87 |
27 |
9 |
520 |
Officer, the speed limit is all relative |
1.3659 |
0.06029 |
123 |
91 |
19 |
13 |
521 |
Need I say it? Cool your jets. |
1.3659 |
0.05803 |
123 |
89 |
23 |
11 |
522 |
Your tail light is on fire. |
1.3659 |
0.05448 |
123 |
86 |
29 |
8 |
523 |
I'm going to have to write you up for breaking the sound barrier. |
1.3659 |
0.05569 |
123 |
87 |
27 |
9 |
524 |
My wife's having a baby on Mars. |
1.3659 |
0.05687 |
123 |
88 |
25 |
10 |
525 |
I don't care if your name is Sully, you can't land that here |
1.3659 |
0.06029 |
123 |
91 |
19 |
13 |
526 |
One of your afterburners is out. |
1.3659 |
0.06029 |
123 |
91 |
19 |
13 |
527 |
Are you trying to Mach me? |
1.3659 |
0.05687 |
123 |
88 |
25 |
10 |
528 |
I need you to understand the gravity of this situation |
1.3659 |
0.05687 |
123 |
88 |
25 |
10 |
529 |
Leaving the country in a a hurry, are we? |
1.3659 |
0.05917 |
123 |
90 |
21 |
12 |
530 |
No, I will not take you to my leader. |
1.3659 |
0.05448 |
123 |
86 |
29 |
8 |
531 |
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to read the posted speed limit. |
1.3636 |
0.05629 |
121 |
86 |
26 |
9 |
532 |
I don't have any idea how fast you were going. |
1.3636 |
0.05868 |
121 |
88 |
22 |
11 |
533 |
So, this thing a hybrid? |
1.3636 |
0.05505 |
121 |
85 |
28 |
8 |
534 |
Sir, do you know how many laws of physics you just broke? |
1.3636 |
0.05750 |
121 |
87 |
24 |
10 |
535 |
Please step out of the unconscious compensation for your sexual inadequacy. |
1.3636 |
0.05984 |
121 |
89 |
20 |
12 |
536 |
I'm sorry, I can't issue you a warning. Breaking the sound barrier is really over the line. |
1.3636 |
0.05984 |
121 |
89 |
20 |
12 |
537 |
That NASA fire sale is keeping us real busy. |
1.3636 |
0.05249 |
121 |
83 |
32 |
6 |
538 |
No you weren't speeding, but you left a hell of a mess on Route 64 when you ejected your second stage. |
1.3636 |
0.05629 |
121 |
86 |
26 |
9 |
539 |
Don't let me see you on this planet again, Understood? |
1.3636 |
0.05984 |
121 |
89 |
20 |
12 |
540 |
License, registration and Commander Cody secret decoder ring. |
1.3636 |
0.05629 |
121 |
86 |
26 |
9 |
541 |
I'm letting you off for the speeding, OK? But I gotta write you up for the sonic boom. |
1.3636 |
0.05505 |
121 |
85 |
28 |
8 |
542 |
This is a no-fly zone. |
1.3636 |
0.05378 |
121 |
84 |
30 |
7 |
543 |
Sir, the sound barrier is not a speed limit. |
1.3636 |
0.05868 |
121 |
88 |
22 |
11 |
544 |
Pilot's licence please. |
1.3636 |
0.05629 |
121 |
86 |
26 |
9 |
545 |
Let me guess. Canada? |
1.3636 |
0.05750 |
121 |
87 |
24 |
10 |
546 |
Sorry, officer, I didn't know I broke the sound barrier until I stopped and heard your siren. |
1.3636 |
0.05629 |
121 |
86 |
26 |
9 |
547 |
Ran out of plutonium, did you? |
1.3636 |
0.05629 |
121 |
86 |
26 |
9 |
548 |
The turnoff to the Salt Lake is in Utah. This is Kansas. |
1.3636 |
0.05505 |
121 |
85 |
28 |
8 |
549 |
You flew past that stop sign. |
1.3636 |
0.05505 |
121 |
85 |
28 |
8 |
550 |
I have reason to believe you may be smuggling illegal aliens. |
1.3636 |
0.05750 |
121 |
87 |
24 |
10 |
551 |
Let me guess......you didn't notice the 'Do Not Break the Sound Barrier' signs back there. |
1.3636 |
0.05750 |
121 |
87 |
24 |
10 |
552 |
You couldn't hear my siren, because you were passing through the sound barrier. |
1.3636 |
0.05629 |
121 |
86 |
26 |
9 |
553 |
Why would you even pull over? |
1.3629 |
0.05649 |
124 |
89 |
25 |
10 |
554 |
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why I pulled you over. |
1.3629 |
0.05876 |
124 |
91 |
21 |
12 |
555 |
I didn't ask for your pilot's license. |
1.3607 |
0.05342 |
122 |
85 |
30 |
7 |
556 |
The tail light's not actually out, you just have to wait two years to see it. |
1.3607 |
0.05710 |
122 |
88 |
24 |
10 |
557 |
Trade ya. |
1.3583 |
0.05893 |
120 |
88 |
21 |
11 |
558 |
Honest, officer. I just touched the gas and it took off like a rocket. |
1.3583 |
0.05893 |
120 |
88 |
21 |
11 |
559 |
This is just a warning. Next time don't fly over the stop sign. |
1.3583 |
0.05773 |
120 |
87 |
23 |
10 |
560 |
Sorry, officer...I'm just trying to get to Canada as fast as I can. |
1.3583 |
0.06011 |
120 |
89 |
19 |
12 |
561 |
Next time don’t wait for the sonic boom before you check your speedometer. |
1.3583 |
0.05650 |
120 |
86 |
25 |
9 |
562 |
Don't expect to achieve escape velocity while I'm on duty, buster. |
1.3583 |
0.05650 |
120 |
86 |
25 |
9 |
563 |
Why did you even stop? |
1.3583 |
0.05893 |
120 |
88 |
21 |
11 |
564 |
Oh, you're gonna set a record - just not the one you were shooting for. |
1.3583 |
0.05650 |
120 |
86 |
25 |
9 |
565 |
Listen, buddy, I don't care if it's street legal on Mars. |
1.3583 |
0.05650 |
120 |
86 |
25 |
9 |
566 |
I'll let you off with a warning if you let me pull away first. |
1.3583 |
0.05525 |
120 |
85 |
27 |
8 |
567 |
Twice I saw you make a left turn without signaling. |
1.3583 |
0.05265 |
120 |
83 |
31 |
6 |
568 |
You Jet Set people always think you can avoid a ticket. |
1.3583 |
0.05893 |
120 |
88 |
21 |
11 |
569 |
Nobody outruns the Blue Phantom, sir. |
1.3583 |
0.05650 |
120 |
86 |
25 |
9 |
570 |
And I'm giving you a second ticket for the booster rocket you left on the road back there. |
1.3583 |
0.05650 |
120 |
86 |
25 |
9 |
571 |
No, your speed was fine....it's your front bumper that's not acceptable. |
1.3583 |
0.06126 |
120 |
90 |
17 |
13 |
572 |
Sorry Major Tom, but your drivers license expired in 1969. |
1.3583 |
0.06011 |
120 |
89 |
19 |
12 |
573 |
A time machine? An attempt to change recent history? Carry on and God speed. |
1.3583 |
0.06351 |
120 |
92 |
13 |
15 |
574 |
Yeah, like I haven't heard that one before. |
1.3583 |
0.05773 |
120 |
87 |
23 |
10 |
575 |
Sorry, Officer. I was totally spacing. |
1.3583 |
0.05893 |
120 |
88 |
21 |
11 |
576 |
I don't care if it is 'the next obvious iteration,' it's still illegal, Mr. Musk. |
1.3583 |
0.05773 |
120 |
87 |
23 |
10 |
577 |
No, it was your busted taillights this time, Mr. Yeager. |
1.3583 |
0.06126 |
120 |
90 |
17 |
13 |
578 |
Are you mach-ing me? |
1.3583 |
0.05650 |
120 |
86 |
25 |
9 |
579 |
All right, buddy. Where's your helmet? |
1.3583 |
0.05773 |
120 |
87 |
23 |
10 |
580 |
So, I’m writing you a ticket for speeding, and gross overcompensation. |
1.3583 |
0.05773 |
120 |
87 |
23 |
10 |
581 |
Yes, it's a parallel universe . . . so it's still 35 miles an hour. |
1.3583 |
0.06011 |
120 |
89 |
19 |
12 |
582 |
Yeah, like I've never heard that one before. |
1.3583 |
0.05525 |
120 |
85 |
27 |
8 |
583 |
Some of our pizza customers live out-of -state sir. |
1.3583 |
0.06011 |
120 |
89 |
19 |
12 |
584 |
You're probably wondering how I caught up to you. |
1.3583 |
0.05525 |
120 |
85 |
27 |
8 |
585 |
Technically it's a missile, so the NRA says I have every right to carry it. |
1.3583 |
0.05773 |
120 |
87 |
23 |
10 |
586 |
License, registration, and flight plan, please. |
1.3583 |
0.05131 |
120 |
82 |
33 |
5 |
587 |
Ok Major Tom, let's see your registration. |
1.3583 |
0.06011 |
120 |
89 |
19 |
12 |
588 |
The points are going to be astronomical. |
1.3554 |
0.05611 |
121 |
87 |
25 |
9 |
589 |
I can't just give you a ticket for having a mid-life crisis. |
1.3548 |
0.05633 |
124 |
90 |
24 |
10 |
590 |
What year in the future are you from? Well, in that case your tags are expired too. |
1.3529 |
0.06037 |
119 |
89 |
18 |
12 |
591 |
This is area 52. A lot of people make that mistake. |
1.3529 |
0.06037 |
119 |
89 |
18 |
12 |
592 |
Out of curiosity, how do you make a left turn in this bad boy? |
1.3529 |
0.05145 |
119 |
82 |
32 |
5 |
593 |
Hey buddy, you need to cool your jets. |
1.3529 |
0.05282 |
119 |
83 |
30 |
6 |
594 |
If you're a rocket scientist, how come I caught you? |
1.3529 |
0.05918 |
119 |
88 |
20 |
11 |
595 |
So,what's the big hurry? |
1.3529 |
0.06037 |
119 |
89 |
18 |
12 |
596 |
We've had reports of a sonic boom. |
1.3529 |
0.05672 |
119 |
86 |
24 |
9 |
597 |
Oh, you set the record alright. Biggest fine I've ever handed out. |
1.3529 |
0.05796 |
119 |
87 |
22 |
10 |
598 |
You were going Mach 3 in a Mach 1. |
1.3529 |
0.05918 |
119 |
88 |
20 |
11 |
599 |
So, what's our hurry? |
1.3500 |
0.05632 |
120 |
87 |
24 |
9 |
600 |
The land speed record isn't the only record you're going to set today, Pal. |
1.3492 |
0.05441 |
126 |
91 |
26 |
9 |
601 |
Sir, did you know that you’re driving with a melted taillight? |
1.3475 |
0.05565 |
118 |
85 |
25 |
8 |
602 |
Let's start with your smog certificate. |
1.3475 |
0.05433 |
118 |
84 |
27 |
7 |
603 |
I'm sorry sir but reentry speed in this state is still 55 mph. |
1.3475 |
0.05694 |
118 |
86 |
23 |
9 |
604 |
This is an HOV lane. |
1.3475 |
0.05943 |
118 |
88 |
19 |
11 |
605 |
No, the ticket isn't for speeding. It is for the bus you incinerated back in town. |
1.3475 |
0.05565 |
118 |
85 |
25 |
8 |
606 |
It's the Trump sticker, isn't it? |
1.3475 |
0.05943 |
118 |
88 |
19 |
11 |
607 |
Are you aware your left tail light is broken? |
1.3475 |
0.05565 |
118 |
85 |
25 |
8 |
608 |
How exactly did you catch me officer? |
1.3475 |
0.05298 |
118 |
83 |
29 |
6 |
609 |
Is there a problem, officer? |
1.3475 |
0.05943 |
118 |
88 |
19 |
11 |
610 |
I didn't pull you over for speeding, it's your carbon footprint. |
1.3475 |
0.05694 |
118 |
86 |
23 |
9 |
611 |
I'm gonna let you go on the 37,000 in a 65, but your left tail light's out. |
1.3475 |
0.05694 |
118 |
86 |
23 |
9 |
612 |
A satellite phone is still a phone, sir. |
1.3475 |
0.05298 |
118 |
83 |
29 |
6 |
613 |
I'll need to see your driver's license, pilot's licence, flight plan and smog certificate. |
1.3475 |
0.05943 |
118 |
88 |
19 |
11 |
614 |
Do you know how I stopped you. |
1.3475 |
0.06063 |
118 |
89 |
17 |
12 |
615 |
I'm going to need your license, registration and one helluva explanation. |
1.3475 |
0.05433 |
118 |
84 |
27 |
7 |
616 |
Technically speaking I wasn't driving to fast, I was just flying to low. |
1.3475 |
0.05565 |
118 |
85 |
25 |
8 |
617 |
Doesn't look like a hybrid to me. |
1.3475 |
0.05433 |
118 |
84 |
27 |
7 |
618 |
Do you know how fast you we're going? That's not a rhetorical question; my radar gun doesn't go that high ... |
1.3475 |
0.05694 |
118 |
86 |
23 |
9 |
619 |
No, you just have a tail light out. |
1.3475 |
0.05160 |
118 |
82 |
31 |
5 |
620 |
Radar picked you up at 35 mph in a 30 mph speed zone. |
1.3475 |
0.06063 |
118 |
89 |
17 |
12 |
621 |
Hey, cool your jets. |
1.3475 |
0.05565 |
118 |
85 |
25 |
8 |
622 |
You see officer, the Doppler effect made the red light look green... |
1.3475 |
0.06182 |
118 |
90 |
15 |
13 |
623 |
Just cool your jets, and everything'll be fine. |
1.3475 |
0.05565 |
118 |
85 |
25 |
8 |
624 |
You can see my driver's license - but you won't be able to read it without your Buck Rogers decoder ring. |
1.3475 |
0.05943 |
118 |
88 |
19 |
11 |
625 |
You've got T minus three seconds to show me your license and registration. |
1.3475 |
0.05565 |
118 |
85 |
25 |
8 |
626 |
Dammit Elon. |
1.3475 |
0.05943 |
118 |
88 |
19 |
11 |
627 |
I clocked you at 16,640 miles per hour in a 35 miles per hour zone. |
1.3475 |
0.06182 |
118 |
90 |
15 |
13 |
628 |
You ran a sound barrier back there. |
1.3475 |
0.05565 |
118 |
85 |
25 |
8 |
629 |
Mid-life crisis eh? |
1.3475 |
0.05017 |
118 |
81 |
33 |
4 |
630 |
You are probably going to notice a rate adjustment on your insurance. |
1.3475 |
0.04871 |
118 |
80 |
35 |
3 |
631 |
You know you have a melted tail light? |
1.3475 |
0.05694 |
118 |
86 |
23 |
9 |
632 |
Sorry, you're still not flying under the radar. |
1.3475 |
0.05565 |
118 |
85 |
25 |
8 |
633 |
Texting while thrusting is not permitted. |
1.3475 |
0.05298 |
118 |
83 |
29 |
6 |
634 |
Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of your vehicle and give me a sobriety test. |
1.3475 |
0.06182 |
118 |
90 |
15 |
13 |
635 |
We use turn signals around here, buddy. |
1.3475 |
0.05017 |
118 |
81 |
33 |
4 |
636 |
Ground control? You're lookin' at him, Tom. |
1.3448 |
0.05885 |
116 |
86 |
20 |
10 |
637 |
No front plate. |
1.3448 |
0.05757 |
116 |
85 |
22 |
9 |
638 |
You weren't speeding but you were in the HOV lane. |
1.3448 |
0.05885 |
116 |
86 |
20 |
10 |
639 |
You were doing Mach 3 in a Mach 1 zone. |
1.3448 |
0.05625 |
116 |
84 |
24 |
8 |
640 |
I'm sorry officer. I had a plane to catch. |
1.3448 |
0.05625 |
116 |
84 |
24 |
8 |
641 |
Traveling at the speed of light doesn't sound cool now, does it? |
1.3448 |
0.06011 |
116 |
87 |
18 |
11 |
642 |
Because you were texting. |
1.3448 |
0.05885 |
116 |
86 |
20 |
10 |
643 |
No, Mr. Musk, this is Ohio. |
1.3448 |
0.05625 |
116 |
84 |
24 |
8 |
644 |
no, it's definitely earth ... |
1.3448 |
0.05885 |
116 |
86 |
20 |
10 |
645 |
It's for excessive overcompensation. |
1.3448 |
0.05757 |
116 |
85 |
22 |
9 |
646 |
You singed a cow on the last curve. |
1.3448 |
0.05352 |
116 |
82 |
28 |
6 |
647 |
You failed to use your directional signal when you turned left twelve hundred miles ago. |
1.3448 |
0.05490 |
116 |
83 |
26 |
7 |
648 |
You failed to signal before reentry, sir. |
1.3448 |
0.05210 |
116 |
81 |
30 |
5 |
649 |
Radar had you at 7,534 mph but I am going to write the ticket for 20 over. Happy Holidays son and slow down. |
1.3448 |
0.05625 |
116 |
84 |
24 |
8 |
650 |
Hope your insurance covers a broken sound barrier. |
1.3448 |
0.05885 |
116 |
86 |
20 |
10 |
651 |
Compensating much? |
1.3448 |
0.06135 |
116 |
88 |
16 |
12 |
652 |
This can all go away if I can drive. |
1.3448 |
0.06135 |
116 |
88 |
16 |
12 |
653 |
I need to see you license, registration and flight plan. |
1.3448 |
0.05490 |
116 |
83 |
26 |
7 |
654 |
Nice try, but you've got until January 20 to make it to Canada. |
1.3448 |
0.05757 |
116 |
85 |
22 |
9 |
655 |
Your license plates expired three light years ago. |
1.3448 |
0.05757 |
116 |
85 |
22 |
9 |
656 |
You know you were going the speed of light in a speed of sound zone? |
1.3448 |
0.05885 |
116 |
86 |
20 |
10 |
657 |
I pulled you over for rocketeering. |
1.3448 |
0.05352 |
116 |
82 |
28 |
6 |
658 |
No, not driving too fast. You were flying too low. |
1.3448 |
0.05625 |
116 |
84 |
24 |
8 |
659 |
Sir, do you know why I stopped you? |
1.3419 |
0.06089 |
117 |
89 |
16 |
12 |
660 |
Did you know that your left afterburner was out? |
1.3419 |
0.05451 |
117 |
84 |
26 |
7 |
661 |
No, Officer. I'm not in any particular hurry. |
1.3419 |
0.05842 |
117 |
87 |
20 |
10 |
662 |
I don't think your boss meant to take *this* shuttle to the airport. |
1.3419 |
0.05715 |
117 |
86 |
22 |
9 |
663 |
Sorry, you're still in America. |
1.3419 |
0.05451 |
117 |
84 |
26 |
7 |
664 |
Do you have any idea why I pulled you over? |
1.3419 |
0.05715 |
117 |
86 |
22 |
9 |
665 |
I understand that it was an emergency landing but you still blew right through that stop sign. |
1.3419 |
0.05842 |
117 |
87 |
20 |
10 |
666 |
You failed to use your turn signal two states ago. |
1.3419 |
0.05842 |
117 |
87 |
20 |
10 |
667 |
No Officer, I was going way too fast to see the speed limit |
1.3419 |
0.05842 |
117 |
87 |
20 |
10 |
668 |
Looks like you get to set two records today. |
1.3419 |
0.05715 |
117 |
86 |
22 |
9 |
669 |
You need a new muffler |
1.3419 |
0.05842 |
117 |
87 |
20 |
10 |
670 |
License, registration, and launch orders please. |
1.3419 |
0.05842 |
117 |
87 |
20 |
10 |
671 |
Relax, I just want to know what kind of mileage you get? |
1.3419 |
0.05451 |
117 |
84 |
26 |
7 |
672 |
George Jetson, meet Officer Muldoon. |
1.3419 |
0.06089 |
117 |
89 |
16 |
12 |
673 |
What is it this time, Elon? |
1.3419 |
0.05967 |
117 |
88 |
18 |
11 |
674 |
Global entry and registration. |
1.3419 |
0.05967 |
117 |
88 |
18 |
11 |
675 |
I'm sorry officer, I didn't even see that sound barrier. |
1.3419 |
0.05842 |
117 |
87 |
20 |
10 |
676 |
Don't know how fast you were going? That makes two of us. |
1.3419 |
0.05173 |
117 |
82 |
30 |
5 |
677 |
I assume you know how fast you were going. |
1.3400 |
0.05724 |
100 |
71 |
24 |
5 |
678 |
I'm gonna knock it down to mach 1 to help you with the points seeing how you were nice enough to wait for me and all. |
1.3391 |
0.05645 |
115 |
84 |
23 |
8 |
679 |
You're a long way from Cape Canaveral, kid... |
1.3391 |
0.05778 |
115 |
85 |
21 |
9 |
680 |
I'm sorry, but this is an off-road vehicle sir. |
1.3391 |
0.05508 |
115 |
83 |
25 |
7 |
681 |
Immigration papers, please. |
1.3391 |
0.05909 |
115 |
86 |
19 |
10 |
682 |
This is registered as a hybrid? |
1.3391 |
0.05645 |
115 |
84 |
23 |
8 |
683 |
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that you blew through that stop sign. |
1.3391 |
0.05645 |
115 |
84 |
23 |
8 |
684 |
It comes to $184,752 or you can see the judge on Thursday. |
1.3391 |
0.05909 |
115 |
86 |
19 |
10 |
685 |
I am going to have to cite you for breaking and entering the sound barrier. |
1.3391 |
0.05778 |
115 |
85 |
21 |
9 |
686 |
Sorry officer, I just spaced out. |
1.3391 |
0.05909 |
115 |
86 |
19 |
10 |
687 |
Having a blast were you? |
1.3391 |
0.05645 |
115 |
84 |
23 |
8 |
688 |
Yes, a record. No, not in a good way. |
1.3391 |
0.05645 |
115 |
84 |
23 |
8 |
689 |
I had you clocked at Mach 3 in a Mach 2 zone. |
1.3391 |
0.05368 |
115 |
82 |
27 |
6 |
690 |
Heading to Canada I assume? |
1.3391 |
0.05778 |
115 |
85 |
21 |
9 |
691 |
Nope! Tail light. |
1.3391 |
0.06037 |
115 |
87 |
17 |
11 |
692 |
Look, I get it, we're all in a rush to get out of this year. |
1.3391 |
0.06162 |
115 |
88 |
15 |
12 |
693 |
Your emissions sticker as expired. |
1.3391 |
0.06162 |
115 |
88 |
15 |
12 |
694 |
You're not wearing a seatbelt. |
1.3391 |
0.06037 |
115 |
87 |
17 |
11 |
695 |
Do you have any idea how slow time was going? |
1.3391 |
0.06037 |
115 |
87 |
17 |
11 |
696 |
The problem? You flew over a red light. |
1.3391 |
0.05508 |
115 |
83 |
25 |
7 |
697 |
No, it's not a speeding ticket. It's an emissions citation. |
1.3391 |
0.05508 |
115 |
83 |
25 |
7 |
698 |
Don't be silly, officer. I was going waaay faster than that! |
1.3391 |
0.05508 |
115 |
83 |
25 |
7 |
699 |
I understand, sir, but you can make it to Canada before Inauguration Day without driving 950 miles per hour. |
1.3391 |
0.06037 |
115 |
87 |
17 |
11 |
700 |
I don't care that your son is an Honors Student |
1.3391 |
0.06037 |
115 |
87 |
17 |
11 |
701 |
I have to cite you for speeding, but I can overlook breaking the sound barrier. |
1.3391 |
0.05224 |
115 |
81 |
29 |
5 |
702 |
World record or no world record, you didn't signal back there |
1.3391 |
0.05508 |
115 |
83 |
25 |
7 |
703 |
Sorry about this speeding ticket, but if I let it go everyone would use that excuse. |
1.3391 |
0.06162 |
115 |
88 |
15 |
12 |
704 |
Next time I see you, you better be going up. |
1.3391 |
0.05224 |
115 |
81 |
29 |
5 |
705 |
I don’t care that your wife took the Tesla, Mr. Musk. |
1.3391 |
0.05508 |
115 |
83 |
25 |
7 |
706 |
Even at the speed of sound, you should've seen the flashing lights |
1.3391 |
0.05778 |
115 |
85 |
21 |
9 |
707 |
Nice, and now you have the speeding fine record also. |
1.3391 |
0.06162 |
115 |
88 |
15 |
12 |
708 |
I’m only going to write you up for the sound barrier. |
1.3391 |
0.05368 |
115 |
82 |
27 |
6 |
709 |
Did you really think you could outrun me? |
1.3391 |
0.06037 |
115 |
87 |
17 |
11 |
710 |
License, registration, and speed limit in the year you traveled from, please. |
1.3391 |
0.05645 |
115 |
84 |
23 |
8 |
711 |
Well, just for openers you broke the sound barrier... in a school zone |
1.3391 |
0.05368 |
115 |
82 |
27 |
6 |
712 |
Do you know how I pulled you over? |
1.3391 |
0.05368 |
115 |
82 |
27 |
6 |
713 |
I'll give you a warning if you promise to help my kid with his science project. |
1.3391 |
0.05909 |
115 |
86 |
19 |
10 |
714 |
We're more down to earth around here. |
1.3391 |
0.05508 |
115 |
83 |
25 |
7 |
715 |
I need you to step out of the vehicle for a field sobriety test. Please take one small step for man and one giant leap for mankind. |
1.3391 |
0.05909 |
115 |
86 |
19 |
10 |
716 |
And don't start your car until I have gone ahead of you! |
1.3391 |
0.05368 |
115 |
82 |
27 |
6 |
717 |
Ignorance of the law of gravity is no excuse. |
1.3391 |
0.05508 |
115 |
83 |
25 |
7 |
718 |
Your registration expired a light year ago. |
1.3391 |
0.06037 |
115 |
87 |
17 |
11 |
719 |
Did you know your tail lights are on fire? |
1.3391 |
0.05909 |
115 |
86 |
19 |
10 |
720 |
Going to live on the moon is not a viable response to a Trump presidency. |
1.3391 |
0.05909 |
115 |
86 |
19 |
10 |
721 |
License, registration, and Environmental Impact Statement, please. |
1.3391 |
0.05909 |
115 |
86 |
19 |
10 |
722 |
A Maserati wasn't good enough? |
1.3391 |
0.05645 |
115 |
84 |
23 |
8 |
723 |
Your exhaust incinerated three cars at the last intersection. |
1.3391 |
0.05508 |
115 |
83 |
25 |
7 |
724 |
and you say you've never been stopped before. |
1.3391 |
0.05645 |
115 |
84 |
23 |
8 |
725 |
Did you know you're driving with three bald tires? |
1.3391 |
0.05909 |
115 |
86 |
19 |
10 |
726 |
Did I forget to signal on re-entry? |
1.3390 |
0.05544 |
118 |
86 |
24 |
8 |
727 |
Your brake lights melted. |
1.3390 |
0.05412 |
118 |
85 |
26 |
7 |
728 |
Ok, I'll just give you a warning, but stay off your cellphone. |
1.3362 |
0.05604 |
116 |
85 |
23 |
8 |
729 |
I gotta admit, that was one heck of a U-Turn. |
1.3362 |
0.05604 |
116 |
85 |
23 |
8 |
730 |
Do you know why I pulled you over, Mr. Musk? |
1.3333 |
0.05932 |
114 |
86 |
18 |
10 |
731 |
I don't care. You still have to signal!! |
1.3333 |
0.05383 |
114 |
82 |
26 |
6 |
732 |
Let's try and keep it under the limit, at least till you reach the Canadian border. |
1.3333 |
0.05800 |
114 |
85 |
20 |
9 |
733 |
You were on my radar. |
1.3333 |
0.05237 |
114 |
81 |
28 |
5 |
734 |
You were good till you got in the HOV lane. |
1.3333 |
0.05383 |
114 |
82 |
26 |
6 |
735 |
The day you reach light speed will be the day you don't get pulled over. |
1.3333 |
0.05800 |
114 |
85 |
20 |
9 |
736 |
You guys just can't get to Canada fast enough can you? |
1.3333 |
0.05664 |
114 |
84 |
22 |
8 |
737 |
You were breaking the sound barrier. Also, your tail light is out. |
1.3333 |
0.05800 |
114 |
85 |
20 |
9 |
738 |
License, registration and proof of sanity. |
1.3333 |
0.05932 |
114 |
86 |
18 |
10 |
739 |
I don't care if you're moving to Canada, sir, you need to slow down. |
1.3333 |
0.05800 |
114 |
85 |
20 |
9 |
740 |
Well the texting is just the icing on the poor judgment cake. |
1.3333 |
0.06062 |
114 |
87 |
16 |
11 |
741 |
Yes, I'm the guy from the Elton John song. |
1.3333 |
0.05664 |
114 |
84 |
22 |
8 |
742 |
Please keep your tiny hands where I can see them. |
1.3333 |
0.05932 |
114 |
86 |
18 |
10 |
743 |
This is one small ticket for man, one giant... |
1.3333 |
0.05383 |
114 |
82 |
26 |
6 |
744 |
Canada? |
1.3333 |
0.06062 |
114 |
87 |
16 |
11 |
745 |
Are you maching me, young man? |
1.3333 |
0.05383 |
114 |
82 |
26 |
6 |
746 |
Have another guess, sir. Warp 1 isn't even close. |
1.3333 |
0.05664 |
114 |
84 |
22 |
8 |
747 |
When was your last emissions inspection? |
1.3333 |
0.05383 |
114 |
82 |
26 |
6 |
748 |
Nope, it is not your taillight. Guess again. |
1.3333 |
0.06062 |
114 |
87 |
16 |
11 |
749 |
Your tail lights are smoking. |
1.3333 |
0.06188 |
114 |
88 |
14 |
12 |
750 |
I'll let you off this time. But next time, don't forget to signal when entering the atmosphere. |
1.3333 |
0.05526 |
114 |
83 |
24 |
7 |
751 |
License and proof of sanity please |
1.3333 |
0.05664 |
114 |
84 |
22 |
8 |
752 |
You ain't from 'round this planet, are y' boy? |
1.3333 |
0.05526 |
114 |
83 |
24 |
7 |
753 |
Sir, do you have any idea why I pulled you over? |
1.3333 |
0.05932 |
114 |
86 |
18 |
10 |
754 |
Keep your hands off your joystick. |
1.3333 |
0.05664 |
114 |
84 |
22 |
8 |
755 |
I’ve got you clocked at Mach 2 in a 40 mph zone. |
1.3333 |
0.05664 |
114 |
84 |
22 |
8 |
756 |
Do you know why I stopped you? |
1.3333 |
0.06062 |
114 |
87 |
16 |
11 |
757 |
I'm no rocket scientist, but it appears you are suffering from projectile dysfunction |
1.3333 |
0.06062 |
114 |
87 |
16 |
11 |
758 |
Registration, insurance and flight plan, please. |
1.3333 |
0.05664 |
114 |
84 |
22 |
8 |
759 |
I don't know where you're from, but that kind of thing doesn't fly around here. |
1.3333 |
0.05526 |
114 |
83 |
24 |
7 |
760 |
Your license plate has melted. |
1.3333 |
0.05526 |
114 |
83 |
24 |
7 |
761 |
When was the last time you updated your GPS? |
1.3333 |
0.05526 |
114 |
83 |
24 |
7 |
762 |
Do you know why I'm stopping you? |
1.3333 |
0.05932 |
114 |
86 |
18 |
10 |
763 |
You can't exceed the speed of light. |
1.3333 |
0.05800 |
114 |
85 |
20 |
9 |
764 |
Your left rear rocket thrustor indicator light is out. |
1.3333 |
0.05526 |
114 |
83 |
24 |
7 |
765 |
We got a report from Houston that this vehicle is hot. |
1.3304 |
0.05757 |
115 |
86 |
20 |
9 |
766 |
Sir you were doing speed-of-light in a speed-of-sound zone. |
1.3304 |
0.05757 |
115 |
86 |
20 |
9 |
767 |
The fact I caught up to you should tell you this isn't as cool as it looks. |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
768 |
I clocked you at 17,500 mph, but I wrote this out for 42 in a 35 zone, so there won't be any points. |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
769 |
You're probably wondering *how* I pulled you over. |
1.3304 |
0.05888 |
115 |
87 |
18 |
10 |
770 |
I'm giving you a ticket for the speeding and a high-five for the landing. |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
771 |
Could you turn down the Elton John? |
1.3304 |
0.06141 |
115 |
89 |
14 |
12 |
772 |
Elon? Could you spell that please? |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
773 |
I found it at a yard sale after he abolished NASA. |
1.3304 |
0.05757 |
115 |
86 |
20 |
9 |
774 |
Just a warning. The shock cones on your port aft booster looked a bit wobbly. Ought to check those nozzle skirts. |
1.3304 |
0.05757 |
115 |
86 |
20 |
9 |
775 |
Please tell me you know why I stopped you. |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
776 |
I'll just give you a test ticket, then. |
1.3304 |
0.05051 |
115 |
81 |
30 |
4 |
777 |
Please step out of the rocket and count backwards from 10 |
1.3304 |
0.05888 |
115 |
87 |
18 |
10 |
778 |
You were doing the speed of light but I'm only writing you up for the speed of sound. |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
779 |
Do you know you"re driving with a defective flux-capacitor?" |
1.3304 |
0.05622 |
115 |
85 |
22 |
8 |
780 |
Dude, didn't think I'd catch you? |
1.3304 |
0.05757 |
115 |
86 |
20 |
9 |
781 |
I'm telling you -- the speed of light isn't just a good idea, it's the law. |
1.3304 |
0.05485 |
115 |
84 |
24 |
7 |
782 |
And I thought I had a tiny penis! |
1.3304 |
0.06385 |
115 |
91 |
10 |
14 |
783 |
Did you know you were doing 3,000 in a 30 mile per hour zone? |
1.3304 |
0.05439 |
112 |
81 |
25 |
6 |
784 |
Impossible - this flies under the radar. |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
785 |
Any idea why I stopped you? |
1.3304 |
0.06001 |
112 |
85 |
17 |
10 |
786 |
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
787 |
And, this is a carpool lane. |
1.3304 |
0.05585 |
112 |
82 |
23 |
7 |
788 |
Do you really not know why I pulled you over? |
1.3304 |
0.06001 |
112 |
85 |
17 |
10 |
789 |
How much to take me with you? |
1.3304 |
0.05727 |
112 |
83 |
21 |
8 |
790 |
In these parts I am the leader. |
1.3304 |
0.06391 |
112 |
88 |
11 |
13 |
791 |
When was the last time this thing had a smog test? |
1.3304 |
0.05727 |
112 |
83 |
21 |
8 |
792 |
And this one is for catching you. |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
793 |
Look, you and I both know you're just trying to meet this month's quota. |
1.3304 |
0.05727 |
112 |
83 |
21 |
8 |
794 |
Do you know you were doing Mach .9215 in a Mach .0657 zone? |
1.3304 |
0.06001 |
112 |
85 |
17 |
10 |
795 |
Just try to keep it under Mach 1, okay? |
1.3304 |
0.05727 |
112 |
83 |
21 |
8 |
796 |
I'm sorry officer, I couldn't get to Canada fast enough |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
797 |
Your sonic booms are disturbing our free-range chickens. |
1.3304 |
0.05727 |
112 |
83 |
21 |
8 |
798 |
The phosphor diffusion dome on the light emitting diode in the seventh position of your left-rear-tail-light array is malfunctioning |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
799 |
Alright Bud, where's the supernova? |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
800 |
OK, sir, when's the last time you had those emissions tested? |
1.3304 |
0.05439 |
112 |
81 |
25 |
6 |
801 |
Just a warning for now, but next time make sure you stay subsonic in residential areas, OK? |
1.3304 |
0.05585 |
112 |
82 |
23 |
7 |
802 |
Quick, I have come from the future to warn you about an election. |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
803 |
I'm sure you are a little surprised I caught up to you, Mr. Musk. |
1.3304 |
0.05439 |
112 |
81 |
25 |
6 |
804 |
Well, the speed of light may be relative where you come from sir, but around here it's a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second, and I clocked you at one-ninety. |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
805 |
Do you have any idea how fast you were going? I sure don't ... |
1.3304 |
0.05135 |
112 |
79 |
29 |
4 |
806 |
The posted speed limit is not in miles per minute. |
1.3304 |
0.05439 |
112 |
81 |
25 |
6 |
807 |
Yeah, since the election everyone's trying to get out of town in a hurry. |
1.3304 |
0.06001 |
112 |
85 |
17 |
10 |
808 |
I'm letting you off with a warning this time, but let's keep it under the sound barrier. |
1.3304 |
0.05439 |
112 |
81 |
25 |
6 |
809 |
You say you were driving at the speed of sound and you couldn't hear me? |
1.3304 |
0.05585 |
112 |
82 |
23 |
7 |
810 |
This must be soooome midlife crisis. |
1.3304 |
0.06001 |
112 |
85 |
17 |
10 |
811 |
Need a booster? |
1.3304 |
0.05439 |
112 |
81 |
25 |
6 |
812 |
No, really....HOW did you convince your wife to let you get this! |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
813 |
Where do you put the groceries |
1.3304 |
0.05585 |
112 |
82 |
23 |
7 |
814 |
If it was a record, then how did I catch you? |
1.3304 |
0.05727 |
112 |
83 |
21 |
8 |
815 |
I couldn't help but notice you didn't make a full stop back there. |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
816 |
Yes, Mr. President Elect... it is huge. |
1.3304 |
0.06134 |
112 |
86 |
15 |
11 |
817 |
Sir, the space race is over. |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
818 |
I have to admit. I wasn't sure what it would take for me to pull over a white guy... |
1.3304 |
0.06264 |
112 |
87 |
13 |
12 |
819 |
Im giving you a speeding ticket. It doesn't take rocket science to figure it out. |
1.3304 |
0.06001 |
112 |
85 |
17 |
10 |
820 |
Don't make me say: "Do you know why I pulled you over?' |
1.3304 |
0.05289 |
112 |
80 |
27 |
5 |
821 |
If I see you on this planet again you can bet it will be more than a warning. |
1.3304 |
0.06001 |
112 |
85 |
17 |
10 |
822 |
Sir, did you realize your taillights have melted? |
1.3304 |
0.04811 |
112 |
77 |
33 |
2 |
823 |
I'm fairly confident it was you, not the white minivan, traveling 600 miles per hour over the speed limit. |
1.3304 |
0.05439 |
112 |
81 |
25 |
6 |
824 |
Sorry, sir. You can't speed through the next four years. |
1.3304 |
0.05289 |
112 |
80 |
27 |
5 |
825 |
I bet you have really small feet. |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
826 |
I don't care what star ship you're from, I need proof of insurance. |
1.3304 |
0.05439 |
112 |
81 |
25 |
6 |
827 |
I could cite you for failing to stop at the sound barrier, but you melted all the bugs off my car, so I'm letting you go with a warning. |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
828 |
But officer, I have to get to Canada before January 20th! |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
829 |
State law requires you to have a front license plate. |
1.3304 |
0.05585 |
112 |
82 |
23 |
7 |
830 |
Do you have any weapons I should know about? |
1.3304 |
0.05439 |
112 |
81 |
25 |
6 |
831 |
Yeah, it's the speeding, but it's really about the two states you just torched. |
1.3304 |
0.06264 |
112 |
87 |
13 |
12 |
832 |
I can't tell you how fast you were going, but let's just say my radar gun melted. |
1.3304 |
0.05289 |
112 |
80 |
27 |
5 |
833 |
You were absolutely flying. |
1.3304 |
0.05135 |
112 |
79 |
29 |
4 |
834 |
You in a hurry? |
1.3304 |
0.05866 |
112 |
84 |
19 |
9 |
835 |
evidently not fast enough |
1.3304 |
0.06001 |
112 |
85 |
17 |
10 |
836 |
I'll be citing you for one sonic boom. |
1.3274 |
0.05399 |
113 |
82 |
25 |
6 |
837 |
Your left-turn signal's been on for the past 300 miles. |
1.3274 |
0.05543 |
113 |
83 |
23 |
7 |
838 |
I pulled you over because you were doing Mach 1.2 in a 55mph zone. |
1.3274 |
0.05821 |
113 |
85 |
19 |
9 |
839 |
Mr. Gordon... or would you prefer "Flash"? |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
840 |
License, registration, proof of insurance, & U-235 fuel authorization. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
841 |
I guess you didn't hear my siren while you were breaking the sound barrier. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
842 |
You're probably wondering *how* I pulled you over. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
843 |
Yeah, you also broke the law barrier. |
1.3243 |
0.06160 |
111 |
86 |
14 |
11 |
844 |
Street legal? I'm not even sure if this is sky legal. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
845 |
Of course I was speeding but how in the world did you catch me? |
1.3243 |
0.06025 |
111 |
85 |
16 |
10 |
846 |
Sorry sir, but there's a new rule around here. No texting while rocketing. |
1.3243 |
0.04816 |
111 |
77 |
32 |
2 |
847 |
So . . . you know why I pulled you over, right? |
1.3243 |
0.05888 |
111 |
84 |
18 |
9 |
848 |
For breaking and entering the sound barrier. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
849 |
Sir, do you know why I pulled you down? |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
850 |
By definition, it's only a tricycle. |
1.3243 |
0.05145 |
111 |
79 |
28 |
4 |
851 |
What's your second guess? |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
852 |
Or . . . you let me take her for a few laps and we call it a broken tail light. |
1.3243 |
0.05888 |
111 |
84 |
18 |
9 |
853 |
In my defense, I thought I was flying beneath the radar. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
854 |
I see you have quite a few unpaid parking tickets. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
855 |
And where is the fire, sir? |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
856 |
Even I don't know how I caught up to you. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
857 |
And there's also the little matter of burning bridges. |
1.3243 |
0.05302 |
111 |
80 |
26 |
5 |
858 |
Don't mach the law, son. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
859 |
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time. |
1.3243 |
0.05888 |
111 |
84 |
18 |
9 |
860 |
Never mach a cop. |
1.3243 |
0.05888 |
111 |
84 |
18 |
9 |
861 |
Right tail light is broken |
1.3243 |
0.05302 |
111 |
80 |
26 |
5 |
862 |
Legally, this is a motorcycle since it only has 3 wheels. I'll need to see your motorcycle license, sir. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
863 |
You were going Mach 2 in a school zone. |
1.3243 |
0.05302 |
111 |
80 |
26 |
5 |
864 |
No, I would not like to see you do a wheelie. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
865 |
Pilot's license and registration. |
1.3243 |
0.05454 |
111 |
81 |
24 |
6 |
866 |
Okay, pal, where's the nova? |
1.3243 |
0.05888 |
111 |
84 |
18 |
9 |
867 |
Busted tail light? |
1.3243 |
0.06160 |
111 |
86 |
14 |
11 |
868 |
If I can catch you, you'd better take it back to the shop. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
869 |
Congratulations. Send it to Guinness after paying your three hundred bucks. |
1.3243 |
0.05747 |
111 |
83 |
20 |
8 |
870 |
The old I-traveled-forward-in-time excuse for expired plates, eh? |
1.3243 |
0.05302 |
111 |
80 |
26 |
5 |
871 |
I'll let you go with a warning this time, but get that tail light fixed. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
872 |
That your booster engine back there in the culvert? |
1.3214 |
0.05703 |
112 |
84 |
20 |
8 |
873 |
No, Frank Gordon. Flash is my brother. |
1.3214 |
0.05107 |
112 |
80 |
28 |
4 |
874 |
Your License shows Neptune, do you still live at that address? |
1.3214 |
0.05703 |
112 |
84 |
20 |
8 |
875 |
I don't care if you're the CEO of "SpaceX" you were going 300 in a 35. |
1.3214 |
0.05262 |
112 |
81 |
26 |
5 |
876 |
Sorry, I didn't even see that town... |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
877 |
I'm guessing you failed your emissions test. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
878 |
Do you have any idea how low you were flying?! |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
879 |
Yes, I know we are in Kansas, but when you passed through Boston, I noticed your broken tail light. |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
880 |
Well your not going to get to Mars today! |
1.3182 |
0.05314 |
110 |
80 |
25 |
5 |
881 |
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard that one. |
1.3182 |
0.05314 |
110 |
80 |
25 |
5 |
882 |
Is my tail light out again? |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
883 |
Afterburners are illegal in this state. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
884 |
Too much ego in a pastoral zone. |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
885 |
But I AM cooling my jets officer! |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
886 |
Since you refused the breathalyzer, please get out of the car and take one small step for man and one giant leap for mankind. |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
887 |
Cool your jets, you just need to repair that tail light. |
1.3182 |
0.05155 |
110 |
79 |
27 |
4 |
888 |
Where's the quasar, buddy? |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
889 |
You were clocked at 48,006 entering our atmosphere. |
1.3182 |
0.06185 |
110 |
86 |
13 |
11 |
890 |
I saw the election results. I'm going to let you off with a warning. Welcome to Canada. |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
891 |
Rocket Man, it's been a long, long time. |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
892 |
That's the third 'bathroom' excuse I've heard today. |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
893 |
How long have you been working for Uber? |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
894 |
Sir, you are required to have a front license plate |
1.3182 |
0.05314 |
110 |
80 |
25 |
5 |
895 |
Couldn't help but notice you weren't wearing a seatbelt. |
1.3182 |
0.06185 |
110 |
86 |
13 |
11 |
896 |
Why do you think I pulled you over? |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
897 |
You'll also be having an end-life crisis if you continue going at that speed. |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
898 |
You do know that the Darwin Award is not a trophy? |
1.3182 |
0.06185 |
110 |
86 |
13 |
11 |
899 |
What do you mean "are we still in Kansas?" |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
900 |
You from outta state? |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
901 |
Please sir, I'm gonna be late for the launch party. |
1.3182 |
0.04991 |
110 |
78 |
29 |
3 |
902 |
Sir, are you aware your left tail light is out? |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
903 |
To prevent any further suspicions, can you please open your trunk? |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
904 |
Your left taillight is vaporized sir. |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
905 |
I think it's gonna be a long, long time Rocket Man |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
906 |
Did you know you hit a speed bump in South Carolina and landed here in Virginia? |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
907 |
Your insurance premiums must be sky high. |
1.3182 |
0.05155 |
110 |
79 |
27 |
4 |
908 |
Rocket scientist, I presume. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
909 |
In a hurry to leave the planet? |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
910 |
All right, where's the Supernova? |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
911 |
You were doing 3,200 in a 35 mph zone |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
912 |
Sir, did you know that you have a taillight out? |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
913 |
Did you realize that you have a broken tail light? |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
914 |
Did you know your tail lamp is on fire? |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
915 |
You flew passed a stop sign. |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
916 |
"Do you have any idea what your carbon footprint is? |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
917 |
This is a win-win: you just set a new land speed record and the amount of this ticket I can coast on the job for the next 10 years. |
1.3153 |
0.06136 |
111 |
87 |
13 |
11 |
918 |
I guess you'll just have to be late for your ComicCon convention. |
1.3153 |
0.05427 |
111 |
82 |
23 |
6 |
919 |
No, you weren't speeding. Your tail light is out |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
920 |
I don't care if you come from 2056, I still need to see license and registration. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
921 |
Were you aware that you were going 35,940 miles per hour over the speed limit? |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
922 |
A rocket scientist, I take it? |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
923 |
I wanted to get some use of it before funding is cut. |
1.3148 |
0.05204 |
108 |
78 |
26 |
4 |
924 |
What do you mean you doubted the rumour of intelligent beings here on earth sir... |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
925 |
Thanks for pulling over. |
1.3148 |
0.05204 |
108 |
78 |
26 |
4 |
926 |
Let me guess. They ran out of rental cars at the airport. |
1.3148 |
0.05035 |
108 |
77 |
28 |
3 |
927 |
No, you weren't speeding, but your turn signal's melted. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
928 |
Did you know you had a tail light out? |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
929 |
Sorry for stopping you, Sir; you were going so fast I didn't see you're white. |
1.3148 |
0.06397 |
108 |
86 |
10 |
12 |
930 |
I'm sorry officer, I didn't hear the siren. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
931 |
Were you aware you were going Mach 5 in a Mach 3 zone? |
1.3148 |
0.05204 |
108 |
78 |
26 |
4 |
932 |
So you're not the man they think you are at home? |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
933 |
Sir, do you have any idea which planet you're on? |
1.3148 |
0.05204 |
108 |
78 |
26 |
4 |
934 |
Eject. |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
935 |
You must be the new head of the EPA? |
1.3148 |
0.06261 |
108 |
85 |
12 |
11 |
936 |
'How much Tang have you had today/" |
1.3148 |
0.05368 |
108 |
79 |
24 |
5 |
937 |
I'll give you a warning this time, but keep it under Mach 1 from now on. |
1.3148 |
0.05368 |
108 |
79 |
24 |
5 |
938 |
Okay pal, where's the supernova? |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
939 |
I don't care if it was a perfect landing |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
940 |
license, registration, black box |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
941 |
Do you realize you were going Mach 3 in a 55-mile-an-hour zone? |
1.3148 |
0.05204 |
108 |
78 |
26 |
4 |
942 |
I'm impressed that you broke Mach 3, but you still need to signal your turn. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
943 |
Didn't you see the sign, this is a no fly zone! |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
944 |
It's not rocket science. |
1.3148 |
0.06121 |
108 |
84 |
14 |
10 |
945 |
What on earth were you thinking?"!? |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
946 |
Speeding? I was taking off. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
947 |
I'll let you off if you let me take it for a spin. |
1.3148 |
0.05204 |
108 |
78 |
26 |
4 |
948 |
That wasn't just the sound barrier you broke back there. |
1.3148 |
0.05368 |
108 |
79 |
24 |
5 |
949 |
Did you know we have a decibel limit in this town? |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
950 |
Thanks for the tow. |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
951 |
. . . and it'll be an extra $200 for breaking my radar gun. |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
952 |
No, I will NOT tell you how fast you were going! |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
953 |
I'll let you go, but hey, cool your jets, man! |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
954 |
No officer, I don't know why you pulled me over |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
955 |
Sir, are you aware that you have a tail light out? |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
956 |
I'm charging you with Driving While Ballistic. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
957 |
Your left blinker is out. |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
958 |
I ran your license, you have an unpaid speeding ticket from Mars. |
1.3148 |
0.05204 |
108 |
78 |
26 |
4 |
959 |
I got you doing 600 in a 30 miles per hour zone, but I'll do you a favor and only put 590 on the ticket. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
960 |
Alright mister...cool your jets! |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
961 |
It's OK, I'm a rocket scientist. |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
962 |
A 'failure to launch' citation . . . really?!! |
1.3148 |
0.05368 |
108 |
79 |
24 |
5 |
963 |
Did you know that your right rear brake light is out? |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
964 |
Frankly, if you were driving the Lockheed Stealth model, my radar would never have picked you up. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
965 |
Officer, you've got one hell of a patrol car there! |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
966 |
Area 51 exit is 2 miles down on the right. |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
967 |
Is that your booster rocket back about 600 miles? |
1.3119 |
0.05483 |
109 |
81 |
22 |
6 |
968 |
Afternoon Sir, did you know you've got a tail light out? |
1.3119 |
0.05785 |
109 |
83 |
18 |
8 |
969 |
Are you aware your tail lights are out? |
1.3119 |
0.05930 |
109 |
84 |
16 |
9 |
970 |
It's a shuttle service |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
971 |
Don't be a wise guy. I'll ask you one more time: Where on earth are you coming from? |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
972 |
Well, Mr. Astronaut, the only space you're in now is mine. |
1.3091 |
0.06023 |
110 |
86 |
14 |
10 |
973 |
If it means anything, I work for Richard Branson |
1.3084 |
0.05851 |
107 |
82 |
17 |
8 |
974 |
For once there is actually no rule about this. |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
975 |
I'm going to have to cite you for going nowhere fast, sir. |
1.3084 |
0.05999 |
107 |
83 |
15 |
9 |
976 |
What's seems to be the problem officer... |
1.3084 |
0.05999 |
107 |
83 |
15 |
9 |
977 |
I can tell - You're not from around here - are you..... |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
978 |
License and explanation. |
1.3084 |
0.05851 |
107 |
82 |
17 |
8 |
979 |
You broke my radar. |
1.3084 |
0.05999 |
107 |
83 |
15 |
9 |
980 |
Sir, I know this is upsetting, but please cool your jets. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
981 |
Did you know that both of your tail lights are burnt out? |
1.3084 |
0.05698 |
107 |
81 |
19 |
7 |
982 |
Is this one of those Tesla's I've been hearing so much about? |
1.3056 |
0.05803 |
108 |
83 |
17 |
8 |
983 |
The runway is that long landing strip with bright lights usually attached to an airport. |
1.3056 |
0.05337 |
108 |
80 |
23 |
5 |
984 |
So it's driverless and you are just the stewardess? I don't think so. |
1.3056 |
0.05497 |
108 |
81 |
21 |
6 |
985 |
Are you maching me, young man? |
1.3056 |
0.05803 |
108 |
83 |
17 |
8 |
986 |
Do you not know why I pulled you over? |
1.3056 |
0.05652 |
108 |
82 |
19 |
7 |
987 |
How fast? Isn't it your job to tell me? |
1.3056 |
0.05497 |
108 |
81 |
21 |
6 |
988 |
I may now be younger than my license indicates. |
1.3019 |
0.05869 |
106 |
82 |
16 |
8 |
989 |
Is that Sully with a "y"? |
1.3019 |
0.05390 |
106 |
79 |
22 |
5 |
990 |
Officer what seems to be the problem? |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
991 |
Let me pull out before you engage the boosters. |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
992 |
There are limits to white privilege, sir. |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
993 |
Well Rocket Man, I think it's going to be a long, long time before you see your family again. |
1.3019 |
0.06168 |
106 |
84 |
12 |
10 |
994 |
It was all about the boom, sir. |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
995 |
Sir, have you consumed any Tang this evening? |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
996 |
I have friends in high places. |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
997 |
Do you know why I'm pulling you over? |
1.3019 |
0.05869 |
106 |
82 |
16 |
8 |
998 |
Are you hiding any illegal aliens? |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
999 |
I truly did not know where the registration sticker was supposed to go. |
1.3019 |
0.05869 |
106 |
82 |
16 |
8 |
1000 |
Sorry, but I'm not buying the 'broken speedometer' excuse. |
1.3019 |
0.05869 |
106 |
82 |
16 |
8 |
1001 |
The bad news is you're under arrest. The good news is you set a new land speed record. |
1.3019 |
0.05046 |
106 |
77 |
26 |
3 |
1002 |
Well, at least you're not drunk. |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
1003 |
I'll let you go this time, but just because you came in peace for all mankind. |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
1004 |
We're going to need a bigger tow truck. |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
1005 |
License and alien registration card please. |
1.3019 |
0.05390 |
106 |
79 |
22 |
5 |
1006 |
No, you're about 2,000 miles east of Bonneville |
1.3019 |
0.05221 |
106 |
78 |
24 |
4 |
1007 |
Do you know how fast you were going? I would love to know. |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
1008 |
Seatbelt? |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
1009 |
No, I can't forget it just this once. |
1.3019 |
0.05390 |
106 |
79 |
22 |
5 |
1010 |
My other car is a Prius. |
1.3019 |
0.05869 |
106 |
82 |
16 |
8 |
1011 |
I wanted you to feel the Burn |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
1012 |
What's the hurry? |
1.3019 |
0.05390 |
106 |
79 |
22 |
5 |
1013 |
Let's start with the fact that your inspection sticker has expired, and go from there.... |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
1014 |
I knew you'd run out of gas eventually, so I just followed your smoke trail. |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
1015 |
Flying low, aren't we? |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
1016 |
Mr. Houston, we have a problem. |
1.3019 |
0.05869 |
106 |
82 |
16 |
8 |
1017 |
Not your driver's license. Your pilot's license. |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
1018 |
I will let you off with a warning if you let me take it for a spin. |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
1019 |
What do you mean Tesla merged with SpaceX?! |
1.3019 |
0.05555 |
106 |
80 |
20 |
6 |
1020 |
Why me? I’ve been passed six times in the last mile. |
1.2991 |
0.05510 |
107 |
81 |
20 |
6 |
1021 |
Do you know how fast you were going? Because I don't. |
1.2991 |
0.05510 |
107 |
81 |
20 |
6 |
1022 |
It's a good thing you're white |
1.2991 |
0.05821 |
107 |
83 |
16 |
8 |
1023 |
Do you have any idea how low you were flying?! |
1.2991 |
0.04827 |
107 |
77 |
28 |
2 |
1024 |
I don't care how quickly you want to get to Canada. |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1025 |
You were going 24,975 miles per hour over the speed limit. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1026 |
How fast do you think you were going? |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1027 |
Don't explain...mid-life crisis and they were out of red corvettes |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1028 |
No, we can't just say the dimming glow of your afterburners is like a brake light. |
1.2981 |
0.06244 |
104 |
83 |
11 |
10 |
1029 |
Do you realize you doing 1,285 in a 35 zone? |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1030 |
Faster than the speed of light, Bub. You can't do that. |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1031 |
What year is this? |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
1032 |
Thanks for waiting. |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1033 |
And lastly, let me pull out before you fire this up again. |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
1034 |
I don't care if your father walked on Mars. You're still getting a ticket. |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1035 |
As a matter of fact, officer, it is rocket science. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1036 |
Is there a problem, Earthling Authority Figure? |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1037 |
It does not matter where you are from. In this universe, the speed of light is the absolute limit. |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1038 |
So you're telling me you didn't see the sound barrier back there? |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1039 |
This is your last warning, Mr. Musk -- cars on the road, rockets in the sky. |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1040 |
Is there a reason why you were going 7,000 miles per hour in a 50 mile per hour zone? |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1041 |
I'm sorry officer. It's a rental and I did not realize how fast it was going |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1042 |
Where's the fire? |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1043 |
You took off like a rocket back there. |
1.2981 |
0.05091 |
104 |
76 |
25 |
3 |
1044 |
Hi, I am from the future. I am looking for baby named Donald Trump? |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1045 |
Ok, on Mars you can go as fast as you like, but in Cayuga County we like 55. |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1046 |
Passport and registration, please. |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
1047 |
Did you know your right taillight is out? |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1048 |
Your turn signal is burned out. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1049 |
You mean my ground speed? No idea. Want to see my escape velocity? |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1050 |
No, I was not spacial profiling. |
1.2981 |
0.06092 |
104 |
82 |
13 |
9 |
1051 |
Following the speed limit isn't rocket science. |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1052 |
Let me guess. Canada? |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1053 |
Do you have any idea how high you were going? |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1054 |
I had you clocked at the speed of light in a speed of sound zone. |
1.2981 |
0.06092 |
104 |
82 |
13 |
9 |
1055 |
Sir, I'm going to need to see the results of your emission test. |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1056 |
Good afternoon, sir. Are you aware that your left rear tail light is out? |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1057 |
No sir, I'm citing you for literally burning up the road. |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1058 |
Do you know why I pulled you out of orbit, sir? |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1059 |
We call it our stealth radar. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1060 |
Not so fast, wise guy--this is a pilot's license. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1061 |
Do you know why I pulled you down? |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1062 |
I wasn't speeding. Iwas just landing. |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1063 |
One of your tail lights is busted |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1064 |
Sorry Officer, I just wanted to make sure I made it out of the country before January 20th. |
1.2981 |
0.06092 |
104 |
82 |
13 |
9 |
1065 |
You're telling me to cool my jets? |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1066 |
I understand your hurry to get to Canada, but there is still plenty of time before Inauguration Day. |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1067 |
Sir, are you aware your left side booster is out? |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
1068 |
Do you have any idea how phallic you were going? |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1069 |
Did you know you were going past the speed of light in a school zone? |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1070 |
Mach 3 is over the limit no matter where you're driving, sir. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1071 |
I thought you guys were only stopping illegal aliens. |
1.2981 |
0.06244 |
104 |
83 |
11 |
10 |
1072 |
Speed limits aren't rocket science. |
1.2981 |
0.06092 |
104 |
82 |
13 |
9 |
1073 |
You were three light years over the speed limit. |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1074 |
You were really flying back there. |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
1075 |
I'm going to let you off with my ex-wife's address. |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
1076 |
Cool your jets or I'll write you another. |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1077 |
It's just a citation this time but you'd better get that thruster fixed. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1078 |
I literally can't drive 55. |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1079 |
Your tail light is broken. |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1080 |
Your warp speed light is out. |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1081 |
Talk about a midlife crisis! |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1082 |
Nice rig, sir, but I'm going to have to fine you for my melted windshield—and that pointy thing has got to go. |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1083 |
Sir, your carbon-footprint is larger than your vehicle. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1084 |
We stop anyone who looks like an alien. |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1085 |
Any chance of you bringing this thing to my son's birthday party? |
1.2981 |
0.05091 |
104 |
76 |
25 |
3 |
1086 |
Your plates are expired, just like the shuttle program. |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1087 |
I understand Trump won, but you can't just leave the planet sir. |
1.2981 |
0.06092 |
104 |
82 |
13 |
9 |
1088 |
It's your tail lights. They keep setting the cars behind you on fire. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1089 |
What does "Black Lives Matter" have to do with this? My radar says you were going 1000 miles per hour In a 50 zone. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1090 |
There once was a man from Docket, Who’s car was a very large rocket. When stopped by police, For breaking the peace, said, “It’s just an old Oldsmobile Rocket!” |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
1091 |
Sorry, officer - I was just trying to get to the Canada border before they finish building the wall. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1092 |
The fine for 4500 in a 35 is...do you have a calculator? |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1093 |
Were you aware you have a tail light out? |
1.2981 |
0.06092 |
104 |
82 |
13 |
9 |
1094 |
I don't care if it spoils the aerodynamics. You have to have a front bumper. |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
1095 |
Did you know your tail light is out? |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1096 |
I'm afraid you were going Mach 5 in a school zone. |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1097 |
Your left afterburner is out. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1098 |
Are you living here legally, sir? |
1.2981 |
0.06092 |
104 |
82 |
13 |
9 |
1099 |
So, you're saying you had to speed up to avoid hitting a meteor? |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1100 |
If I was going that fast, how did you catch me |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1101 |
Do you know how long it's taken me to catch up to you? |
1.2981 |
0.05271 |
104 |
77 |
23 |
4 |
1102 |
Texting in an Atlas Delta IV, are we? |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1103 |
You asked why I stopped you, How about because "YOU WERE TEXTING!" |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1104 |
Mind if we take a selfie? |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1105 |
I'd like to look in your trunk. |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1106 |
You didn't hear the siren? |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1107 |
The reason I stopped you is because your front plate is missing. |
1.2981 |
0.05445 |
104 |
78 |
21 |
5 |
1108 |
I'll pay you $100 to take a selfie where it looks like I'm giving you a speeding citation." |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1109 |
Are you aware you have a broken tail light? |
1.2952 |
0.05730 |
105 |
81 |
17 |
7 |
1110 |
Okay Mr. Time Traveler, if you're from four years the future, tell me the winner of the World Series and the Presidential election in 2016? |
1.2952 |
0.05887 |
105 |
82 |
15 |
8 |
1111 |
Let me guess, you were spacing out? |
1.2952 |
0.05567 |
105 |
80 |
19 |
6 |
1112 |
Yes, I'm sure the radar gun was registering you and not that Volkswagen Beetle. |
1.2952 |
0.05228 |
105 |
78 |
23 |
4 |
1113 |
Are you aware you were doing 25,000 in a 45mph zone? |
1.2952 |
0.05887 |
105 |
82 |
15 |
8 |
1114 |
No, your tail lights were fine. |
1.2952 |
0.06190 |
105 |
84 |
11 |
10 |
1115 |
Where's your helmet? |
1.2952 |
0.05887 |
105 |
82 |
15 |
8 |
1116 |
You almost made five simultaneous yellow lights. |
1.2925 |
0.05522 |
106 |
81 |
19 |
6 |
1117 |
We have a law against warp speed in this county, mister. |
1.2925 |
0.05186 |
106 |
79 |
23 |
4 |
1118 |
Do you know that your taillight is out? |
1.2925 |
0.05838 |
106 |
83 |
15 |
8 |
1119 |
I don't care if you are Chuck Yeager. |
1.2913 |
0.05627 |
103 |
79 |
18 |
6 |
1120 |
You were doing 600 in a 65. |
1.2913 |
0.05955 |
103 |
81 |
14 |
8 |
1121 |
Do you have any idea what the fine is for going 922 in a 65 zone? |
1.2913 |
0.05793 |
103 |
80 |
16 |
7 |
1122 |
Bruce Wayne? Why does that name sound familiar? |
1.2913 |
0.05455 |
103 |
78 |
20 |
5 |
1123 |
I passed stage one of your rocket 400 miles back, so there'll be an additional fine for littering. |
1.2913 |
0.05955 |
103 |
81 |
14 |
8 |
1124 |
I don't care if you were trying to get away from the election results |
1.2913 |
0.06113 |
103 |
82 |
12 |
9 |
1125 |
I'm citing you for flying under my radar. |
1.2913 |
0.05793 |
103 |
80 |
16 |
7 |
1126 |
Sir, Texas law requires side view mirrors on all road traffic. |
1.2913 |
0.04904 |
103 |
75 |
26 |
2 |
1127 |
This is a no-fly zone. |
1.2913 |
0.05455 |
103 |
78 |
20 |
5 |
1128 |
So welcome to fly-over country. |
1.2913 |
0.05955 |
103 |
81 |
14 |
8 |
1129 |
Sir, this isn't rocket science. Just please step out of the vehicle. |
1.2913 |
0.05278 |
103 |
77 |
22 |
4 |
1130 |
First of all, you have no beard; secondly, you have no toys; and finally, that is not a red nose. |
1.2913 |
0.05955 |
103 |
81 |
14 |
8 |
1131 |
I had you going 10,000mph in a 50mph zone. |
1.2913 |
0.05793 |
103 |
80 |
16 |
7 |
1132 |
Sir, did you realize you were going mach 0.0912 in a mach 0.0584 zone? |
1.2913 |
0.05793 |
103 |
80 |
16 |
7 |
1133 |
Wow, you really flew through that stop sign back there... |
1.2913 |
0.05455 |
103 |
78 |
20 |
5 |
1134 |
Thats right; twenty seven in a twenty five zone. |
1.2913 |
0.06113 |
103 |
82 |
12 |
9 |
1135 |
Do you know how fast "I" was going? |
1.2913 |
0.05793 |
103 |
80 |
16 |
7 |
1136 |
Let's see ... doing Mach 2 in a school zone & failure to stop within 3 miles ... yea buddy, it'll be pricey. |
1.2913 |
0.05627 |
103 |
79 |
18 |
6 |
1137 |
Can you explain why you were going so fast ? |
1.2913 |
0.05955 |
103 |
81 |
14 |
8 |
1138 |
Trump! That's why so fast, officer. Canada isn't far enough, I'm going to Mars. |
1.2913 |
0.05627 |
103 |
79 |
18 |
6 |
1139 |
Elton John? |
1.2913 |
0.06113 |
103 |
82 |
12 |
9 |
1140 |
Jets fan? |
1.2913 |
0.05627 |
103 |
79 |
18 |
6 |
1141 |
Know why I pulled you down? |
1.2913 |
0.05278 |
103 |
77 |
22 |
4 |
1142 |
Sir, I don't care what you're making great again. |
1.2913 |
0.06267 |
103 |
83 |
10 |
10 |
1143 |
The m in 20 mph is for miles, not mach. |
1.2913 |
0.05955 |
103 |
81 |
14 |
8 |
1144 |
D'ja know you have a taillight out? |
1.2913 |
0.05627 |
103 |
79 |
18 |
6 |
1145 |
Sorry, but your excuse that you were about to be 'late for launch' just won't cut it. |
1.2913 |
0.05278 |
103 |
77 |
22 |
4 |
1146 |
Rocket Fuel!?!... were you drinking it or driving it? |
1.2913 |
0.06113 |
103 |
82 |
12 |
9 |
1147 |
Both of your taillights are burned out. |
1.2913 |
0.06113 |
103 |
82 |
12 |
9 |
1148 |
I'm just issuing you a warning this time, cool your jets! |
1.2913 |
0.05455 |
103 |
78 |
20 |
5 |
1149 |
Your rear license plate is missing. |
1.2913 |
0.05955 |
103 |
81 |
14 |
8 |
1150 |
I was? |
1.2913 |
0.05955 |
103 |
81 |
14 |
8 |
1151 |
Well, you've certainly set a record for road kill |
1.2913 |
0.05793 |
103 |
80 |
16 |
7 |
1152 |
Sir, I suggest you buckle your seat belt. |
1.2913 |
0.05627 |
103 |
79 |
18 |
6 |
1153 |
Did you know your tail lights are burned out? |
1.2913 |
0.05955 |
103 |
81 |
14 |
8 |
1154 |
Sir, are you aware that you were going 17,640 in a 40 mph zone? |
1.2913 |
0.04904 |
103 |
75 |
26 |
2 |
1155 |
Flying a little low, aren't we. |
1.2913 |
0.05278 |
103 |
77 |
22 |
4 |
1156 |
You blew right through a stop sign back there, and a tree, and a barn, and... |
1.2913 |
0.05627 |
103 |
79 |
18 |
6 |
1157 |
You from around these parts? |
1.2913 |
0.05455 |
103 |
78 |
20 |
5 |
1158 |
Any reason why you were speeding? |
1.2913 |
0.05955 |
103 |
81 |
14 |
8 |
1159 |
Yes, Sir, zero to 60 in .0001 is awesome, but it ain't legal. |
1.2913 |
0.05627 |
103 |
79 |
18 |
6 |
1160 |
No, if you were speeding I couldn't have caught you. But I'm guessing you are going to fail the smog test, not to mention the three birds you barbecued back there. |
1.2913 |
0.05627 |
103 |
79 |
18 |
6 |
1161 |
EZ PASS doesn't mean you can drive OVER the toll booth. |
1.2913 |
0.05455 |
103 |
78 |
20 |
5 |
1162 |
I'm trying to figure how I caught up to you as well. |
1.2913 |
0.05455 |
103 |
78 |
20 |
5 |
1163 |
I'm making America fast again. |
1.2913 |
0.05455 |
103 |
78 |
20 |
5 |
1164 |
Do you even know where Canada is? |
1.2913 |
0.06113 |
103 |
82 |
12 |
9 |
1165 |
Please step out of the vehicle, Mr. Musk. |
1.2913 |
0.05094 |
103 |
76 |
24 |
3 |
1166 |
The North Koreans are demanding the return of their 'Miata.' |
1.2885 |
0.05744 |
104 |
81 |
16 |
7 |
1167 |
I don't care if it stalls out under 250. |
1.2885 |
0.05053 |
104 |
77 |
24 |
3 |
1168 |
I profiled you as a speeder. |
1.2885 |
0.05905 |
104 |
82 |
14 |
8 |
1169 |
Your right blinker is out. You could really hurt someone. |
1.2885 |
0.05744 |
104 |
81 |
16 |
7 |
1170 |
Your tail light is defective. |
1.2857 |
0.06009 |
105 |
84 |
12 |
9 |
1171 |
I'll give you a break and cite you for just Mach 2. |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
1172 |
I had you doing 2 Mach in a school zone |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1173 |
really? |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1174 |
In case you are wondering why I pulled you over, you popped that whole cornfield back there without the owner's permission. |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1175 |
You know you were doing Mach 2 in a Mach 1 zone? |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1176 |
It' a rental -- I was bumped up to "super-size". |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1177 |
Are you aware your registration expired two light-years ago? |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1178 |
It's not rocket science, the speed limit is 25 miles an hour. |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1179 |
Do you realize you were doing Mach 2 in a Mach 1 zone? |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1180 |
What to you think you got here, a rocket ship? |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1181 |
I don't care what century you are from, Buck; your exhaust exceeds the legal limit! |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1182 |
Your right tail light is out. |
1.2843 |
0.06290 |
102 |
83 |
9 |
10 |
1183 |
Do you have any idea why I pulled you over? |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1184 |
Your left thruster light is out. |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1185 |
...And, you are not wearing a seat belt. |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1186 |
Sir, I pulled you over for doing Mach 2 in a 30mph zone... |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1187 |
Did you know you were going warp 2 in a school zone? |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1188 |
Sir, where are your headlights? |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1189 |
Even if you weren't breaking the speed limit, you were thinking about it |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1190 |
I'm giving you this ticket because you look like you were speeding |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1191 |
Sorry I stopped you-- I thought you were black. |
1.2843 |
0.06290 |
102 |
83 |
9 |
10 |
1192 |
Are you aware that you have a busted tail light? |
1.2843 |
0.05096 |
102 |
76 |
23 |
3 |
1193 |
I gotcha for violating the space-time continuum in a 55mph. |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1194 |
The M stands for Miles, not Mach. |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1195 |
You're not wearing a seatbelt. |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1196 |
You understand that the town has a sound barrier ordinance? |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1197 |
I clocked you doing Mach 5 in a 25. |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1198 |
I’m not ticketing you for speeding. I’m ticketing you for the passive-aggressive point you’re making. |
1.2843 |
0.04700 |
102 |
74 |
27 |
1 |
1199 |
Sorry pal but the speed limit in Los Alamos is 3000 mph |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1200 |
Sir, did you know your tail lights have burned out? |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1201 |
I don't care if the speed limit isn't posted, the sound barrier isn't a good rule of thumb. |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1202 |
Do you know why I stopped you? |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1203 |
I expected a rocket scientist to know better. |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1204 |
What's the problem, officer? |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1205 |
I know you're in a big hurry to get to Canada, but you still have to obey traffic laws. |
1.2843 |
0.05096 |
102 |
76 |
23 |
3 |
1206 |
For not wearing a helmet. |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1207 |
fifty three thousand in a thirty-five zone. This one's gonna cost you. |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1208 |
Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1209 |
Did you know that one of your tail lights is burned out? |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1210 |
Do you know why I had you pull over yesterday? |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1211 |
Yeah you rolled right through that stop sign. |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1212 |
Your tail light is out. |
1.2843 |
0.06133 |
102 |
82 |
11 |
9 |
1213 |
Pilot's license and registration, please. |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1214 |
Do you know why I'm pulling you over? You LITERALLY blew through that stop sign. |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1215 |
Mach two. That's why you didn't hear the siren. |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1216 |
Your ticket is going to be out of this world. |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1217 |
I understand all that, but your taillight is still out. |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1218 |
You have a little time, sir- Trump isn't President until January 20th |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1219 |
You do realize that was a 'No Re-entry Zone' back there? |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1220 |
I stopped you because you've got a broken cloaking device. |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1221 |
Did you know you were doing Mach 2 in a 50 mph zone? |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1222 |
Both your tail lights are burned out |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1223 |
I noticed you were using a hand held mobile device |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1224 |
I just wanted to ask what kind of mileage you get. |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1225 |
Both your tail lights burned out. |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1226 |
Please, officer, one more ticket and my insurance premium will skyrocket! |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1227 |
Are you aware you took one giant leap through that red light? |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1228 |
We all want to be out of here before he takes office, but you can't drive that fast on these roads. |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1229 |
Radar doesn't lie sir, you were doing Mach 5 in a 35 zone... |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1230 |
Do you have any idea how fast you were Boeing? |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1231 |
Wow, breaking the sound barrier in a school zone. This is gonna cost you, buddy. |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1232 |
I'll let you go this time if you promise not to make another sonic boom. |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1233 |
Did you know that you have a burnt taillight? |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1234 |
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to guess why I pulled you over. |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1235 |
You know your left thruster's out, sir? |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1236 |
Do you know you went through a red light 280 miles back? |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1237 |
Next time keep it below the speed of sound. |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1238 |
I'm afraid that you failed to yield at the last State. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1239 |
I thought that was miles per minute. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1240 |
A space station reprovisioning emergency, eh? You're the third guy this week with that one. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1241 |
Doing five hundred in a four-fifty zone. |
1.2800 |
0.05140 |
100 |
75 |
22 |
3 |
1242 |
I just wanted to see if your lights shifted from blue to red when I passed you. |
1.2800 |
0.06044 |
100 |
80 |
12 |
8 |
1243 |
Wow, it didn't feel like I was going that fast. |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1244 |
Did you know you were going 17,000 mph in a 30 mph zone? |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1245 |
I'm writing you a ticket for the speeding, and an invoice for the radar gun you melted. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1246 |
The police car? Yeah, it's a hemi. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1247 |
Sorry, but a license from Uranus is not a joke here! |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1248 |
Sir; you're charged with DUI. Driving Under the Ionisphere. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1249 |
I suppose this is some sort of spatial profiling. |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1250 |
Nope. Still Trump. |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1251 |
Your name, address, and airport, sir. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1252 |
I come in peace. |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1253 |
Do you know you were going 600 in a 35mph zone? |
1.2800 |
0.06044 |
100 |
80 |
12 |
8 |
1254 |
Your left rocket booster light is out. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1255 |
Sir, road rage is no excuse to go ballistic. |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1256 |
I'm hoping you didn't really intend to eject your passenger just then. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1257 |
Well sir, it seems you were going so fast that the space/time continuum indicates I owe you money. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1258 |
Your trunk's on fire. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1259 |
Do I smell Romulan Ale? |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1260 |
You were going six hundred thirty-seven over. |
1.2800 |
0.06044 |
100 |
80 |
12 |
8 |
1261 |
You've got to get to a hospital on which planet? |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1262 |
Wake up. None of this real. You are still a loser driving a beat-up Pinto. |
1.2800 |
0.05140 |
100 |
75 |
22 |
3 |
1263 |
You have a broken taillight. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1264 |
How many light-years per gallon does this thing get? |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1265 |
You realize you were supersonic in a subsonic zone? |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1266 |
Do you know you were doing 1,200 in a 55 mph zone? |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1267 |
You were going 550 in a 40 zone. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1268 |
Don't' you know this is a fly-over state? |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1269 |
Sorry sir, it is against the law to text and drive. |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1270 |
What's the hurry? |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1271 |
You were going 50,000 in a 35 zone. |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1272 |
What's the big hurry, Trump doesn't take office until next month. |
1.2800 |
0.06044 |
100 |
80 |
12 |
8 |
1273 |
So, you thought rear-view mirrors were an unnecessary feature. |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1274 |
Klaatu? What kinda name's that? You a alien, boy? |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1275 |
Your right booster light's burnt-out. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1276 |
Actually, Yes, you were speeding. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1277 |
I clocked you at 635 in a 35. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1278 |
Glad you ran out of fuel - this ticket should pay for the police holiday ball. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1279 |
Sir, are you aware that your taillight is broken? |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1280 |
Sully didn't get a citation... |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1281 |
What kind of mileage do you get with this thing? |
1.2800 |
0.05140 |
100 |
75 |
22 |
3 |
1282 |
Your re-entry light is out. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1283 |
But officer, I was just going the speed of sound. |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1284 |
Yeah, and I'm Spider-Man. |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1285 |
Well, I'm going to have to cite you for running the stop sign, but I'll let the incineration of the village slide. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1286 |
Forget how fast I was going. How fast were you going in order to catch me? |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1287 |
So you're gonna wanna take a right in a few miles, stay on I-80 West for a while, and that should get you to the Bonneville Flats |
1.2800 |
0.05140 |
100 |
75 |
22 |
3 |
1288 |
License, registration and relative velocity. |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1289 |
I'm going to need your driver's license and the whole story. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1290 |
You were doing Mach 2 in a 45 mile per hour zone. |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1291 |
Your turn signals appear to be on fire. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1292 |
You went through a red light back in Albuquerque. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1293 |
I'm sorry, but there is no way I was going above the speed of light. |
1.2800 |
0.05140 |
100 |
75 |
22 |
3 |
1294 |
You know you were doing Mach 2 in a Mach 1 zone? |
1.2800 |
0.04731 |
100 |
73 |
26 |
1 |
1295 |
Are you aware that one of your afterburners is out? |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1296 |
Nice to see you again Mr. Musk. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1297 |
You misunderstand the concept of escape velocity. |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1298 |
52 in a 45. A little disappointing. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1299 |
Buddy, in Mayberry nobody achieves escape velocity! |
1.2800 |
0.06369 |
100 |
82 |
8 |
10 |
1300 |
It only looks like a squad car... |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1301 |
Is my brake light out? |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1302 |
Honestly Officer, I would never text and drive. |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1303 |
You never signaled three light years back... |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1304 |
It's my turn to bring you up to speed. |
1.2800 |
0.06044 |
100 |
80 |
12 |
8 |
1305 |
The radar gun clocked you at Mach 3 in a Mach 2 zone. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1306 |
And what planet did you think you were on |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1307 |
I could have sworn it said speed of sound, sir |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1308 |
Officer, can you point me in the direction of the Saturn dealer? |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1309 |
I've got you for a broken taillight, harmful emissions, and shattering the land-speed record. |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1310 |
Oh yeah? Well, this isn't space. |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1311 |
I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but I never would've caught you. |
1.2772 |
0.06153 |
101 |
82 |
10 |
9 |
1312 |
The name's Bond. James Bond. |
1.2772 |
0.06153 |
101 |
82 |
10 |
9 |
1313 |
You passed the entrance to the salt flats 10 minutes ago, about 150 miles back. |
1.2772 |
0.06312 |
101 |
83 |
8 |
10 |
1314 |
Improper tail lights, sir. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1315 |
I clocked you at over 186,282 miles per second, sir. You realize there's a law against going that fast? |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1316 |
That's one small trek for Rocket Man, one giant reap for the State Treasury. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1317 |
Yeah, slight problem. You were doing 17,600 in a 35. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1318 |
In this town exceeding the speed of light is still regarded as breaking one of the cardinal laws of physics. |
1.2745 |
0.05242 |
102 |
78 |
20 |
4 |
1319 |
Your inspection sticker is a year out of date. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1320 |
Sir, you were going Mach 3 in a school zone. |
1.2727 |
0.05888 |
99 |
79 |
13 |
7 |
1321 |
I'm sorry officer but I am late for my emissions test. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1322 |
I'm also going to have to cite you for failure to wear a seatbelt. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1323 |
There seems to be a problem with your brake lights... |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1324 |
Really, Officer? That's my fastest time! |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1325 |
What part of 'Sonic boom-free zone' don't you understand? |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1326 |
You realize you were going Warp 5 in a Warp 4 zone, doncha? |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1327 |
Good afternoon, do you know why I stopped you today? |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1328 |
I swear, Officer, the tail light was working when I left the house. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1329 |
I think we both know why I pulled you over. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1330 |
One of your afterburners is out. |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1331 |
In addition to the ticket, you'll be charged for breaking the radar gun. |
1.2727 |
0.04936 |
99 |
74 |
23 |
2 |
1332 |
Because...Well...You just can't. |
1.2727 |
0.05888 |
99 |
79 |
13 |
7 |
1333 |
You have a broken taillight. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1334 |
I understand that you want to leave the country before Trump is in office, but sir this is a school zone. |
1.2727 |
0.06061 |
99 |
80 |
11 |
8 |
1335 |
Cool your jets a minute. |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1336 |
Okay buddy, I understand, but he doesn't take office until late January! |
1.2727 |
0.05888 |
99 |
79 |
13 |
7 |
1337 |
License, registration and proposed trajectory. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1338 |
Sir, are you aware that your right rear taillight is broken? |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1339 |
And will NASA be coming to give you a tow? |
1.2727 |
0.04936 |
99 |
74 |
23 |
2 |
1340 |
Sir, you were doing Mach 5 in a 25 MPH. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1341 |
Sorry Sir, but this is flyover country. |
1.2727 |
0.06061 |
99 |
80 |
11 |
8 |
1342 |
Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the penis. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1343 |
Sir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the practical joke. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1344 |
I need to warn you that traveling at the speed of light makes your tail lights invisible. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1345 |
That won't fly around here. |
1.2727 |
0.06061 |
99 |
80 |
11 |
8 |
1346 |
Sorry ol' man, front plates are mandatory in this state. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1347 |
Kid, you need to cool your jets. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1348 |
You were going so fast my father and grandfather gave you citations. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1349 |
I'm writing you up for a melted tail light. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1350 |
Uber or Lyft? |
1.2727 |
0.06061 |
99 |
80 |
11 |
8 |
1351 |
I don't care if you are from Alpha Centauri. I need to see your driver's license. |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1352 |
I said, "license and registration" bud, it's not rocket science! |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1353 |
Keep on moving to the next galaxy, you don't want any part of what's happening on this planet. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1354 |
The space race ended in 1975, buddy. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1355 |
All right, buddy. You got problems. First, no rearview mirror. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1356 |
Just a warning, but cool your jets from now on. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1357 |
Trouble taking off, Sir? |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1358 |
You were going .5c in a .000000089c zone |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1359 |
What's your hurry getting to Canada, son? |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1360 |
You were warping in a non-warp zone!! |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1361 |
I started to pursue you 20 light years back. |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1362 |
I'm writing a thank you note for letting me pull you over. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1363 |
Your tail light is out. |
1.2680 |
0.06133 |
97 |
79 |
10 |
8 |
1364 |
Your left turn signal light is fried. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1365 |
You broke my radar gun. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1366 |
Speeding? I'm still in first gear! |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1367 |
They're cooled, officer. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1368 |
I bet you can’t guess why I pulled you over. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1369 |
It's 500 points on your license in this state for breaking the sound barrier. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1370 |
When did you realize you lost the Airstream? |
1.2680 |
0.04973 |
97 |
73 |
22 |
2 |
1371 |
Yes, sir, I could see you were having a blast. |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1372 |
I left my registration in the future. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1373 |
Sir, I don't care if you are having a mid-life crisis..... |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1374 |
So you're from outer space and you want to meet our President... Well have I got a surprise for you! |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1375 |
In my defense, it's hard to read speed limit signs when I'm going that fast. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1376 |
While I agree your wife was getting unduly lippy with me, it was still wrong to eject her. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1377 |
How long you been waiting for that tow? |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1378 |
Oh sorry, I thought you were black. |
1.2680 |
0.06306 |
97 |
80 |
8 |
9 |
1379 |
No, I did not "profile" you. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1380 |
Does this look like the Utah Salt Flats to you? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1381 |
I know, I'm on my way to get the side mirrors. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1382 |
...and this license says 'expires 2125'...You funnin' me, son? |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1383 |
Son, do you know how fast you were going, because I need to write something down for your speed? |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1384 |
Sir, are you aware that your tail light is out? |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1385 |
If I can catch you, if I was you, I'd go back to the drawing board. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1386 |
Maybe your state allows passing over the top but here it's only on the left. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1387 |
The good news is that you're now .001 nanoseconds younger than your exact twin... |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1388 |
No, you're not being spatially profiled. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1389 |
So you were keeping up with the flow of traffic? |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1390 |
Officer, the EZ-Pass is in my wife's car! |
1.2680 |
0.06133 |
97 |
79 |
10 |
8 |
1391 |
You were texting while driving |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1392 |
I get the feeling you're maching me. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1393 |
I don't mean to be difficult officer, but how can you be certain it was me? |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1394 |
Also, your left tail light is out. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1395 |
Sir, I'm running an investigation on robberies in the area, have you seen anything at all out of the ordinary tonight? |
1.2680 |
0.06133 |
97 |
79 |
10 |
8 |
1396 |
You've made a Mach-ery of our speed limit! |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1397 |
The M stands for Miles, not Mach. |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1398 |
Okay then, here’s your concept vehicle/prototype ticket. |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1399 |
We're actually stopping every jet travelling down this highway. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1400 |
I really don't care if the fire is in Alpha Centauri. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1401 |
Was I weaving or something, Officer? |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1402 |
Seems like we're doing this ever Sunday now, Tom. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1403 |
We have a problem. What part of no texting while driving don't you understand? |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1404 |
Is everything correct here, sir? Are you still living far, far away? |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1405 |
It's $100 for speeding and $100 for singeing my eyebrows. |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1406 |
You were going the speed of sound in a 55. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1407 |
Give me a break, the Star Trek convention stats in two minutes. |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1408 |
Sir, I pulled you over because your left tail light is broken. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1409 |
If you don't know how fast I was going I'm not going to tell you. |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1410 |
You failed to signal when you turned into the troposphere. |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1411 |
Do you know you have a busted taillight? |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1412 |
Seriously, a Gary Johnson bumper sticker? |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1413 |
Do you want to know in Machs? |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1414 |
I noticed your tail light was out. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1415 |
Is it the tail light again Officer? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1416 |
'Sorry sir, I thought you were Black." |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1417 |
Down here I'm the sheriff. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1418 |
No, sir, it's "Highway 210". That's not the speed limit. |
1.2680 |
0.04973 |
97 |
73 |
22 |
2 |
1419 |
Mr. Musk... we've talked about this. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1420 |
The tarmac ended three miles ago, sir. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1421 |
I just really need to get to Houston, asap. |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1422 |
Mind if I take a look at your emissions certificate? |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1423 |
Nah, I just pulled you over for a broken tail light, but I do have to fine you for playing Barry Manilow on an 8-track tape player. |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1424 |
Sir, are you aware that you were going 120 years ahead of the technology limit? |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1425 |
This is going to cost you more than a buck, Mr. Rogers. |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1426 |
It's illegal to break the space-time continuum in this county. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1427 |
I understand you are rushing towards Canada but you still have to maintain speed limits. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1428 |
No, I just wanted you to know that your left brake light is not working. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1429 |
You have the right to remain arrogant. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1430 |
Broken tail light. |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1431 |
You realize your tail light is out? |
1.2680 |
0.06133 |
97 |
79 |
10 |
8 |
1432 |
Do you know how slowly time was moving? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1433 |
I stopped you for over compensating. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1434 |
Where's the supernova? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1435 |
Are you aware that your license plate doesn't exist yet? |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1436 |
Sir, do you know your tags expired several light years ago? |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1437 |
It's for a global warming infraction. |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1438 |
Do you know how fast you were going? I'm serious. 'Cause I have no clue. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1439 |
Any idea how fast you were going back there? Actually, I'd like to know. |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1440 |
Do you know why, and how, I pulled you over? |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1441 |
You know your right tail light's out? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1442 |
Trade ya. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1443 |
You need actual exhaust pipes. |
1.2680 |
0.06306 |
97 |
80 |
8 |
9 |
1444 |
Yep, you smoked the Weinermobile, but... |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1445 |
I don't know, Officer. I came out of nowhere. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1446 |
One of your tail lights isn't working. |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1447 |
Great Salt Flats? Take the next left... |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1448 |
Well, if we're getting technical, you violated a traffic theory. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1449 |
Aw, hell's bells Mr. Musk. How many times are we gonna have to do this? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1450 |
Officer, I couldnt hear the siren! |
1.2680 |
0.04973 |
97 |
73 |
22 |
2 |
1451 |
Any idea?..any?.....a wild guess then. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1452 |
Your orbit's a little low. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1453 |
I've never heard of the Mach America Great Again Tour, sir |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1454 |
No, YOU call NASA, while I run your rocket scientist license. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1455 |
Did you know you have a right tail light out? |
1.2680 |
0.06133 |
97 |
79 |
10 |
8 |
1456 |
Officer, I'll gladly take the ticket if you can explain how you caught me. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1457 |
You can't pull a fast one on me, pal. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1458 |
You've got a broken rear gimbal stabilizer. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1459 |
Officer, I'm just trying to get to Canada before they build the wall. |
1.2680 |
0.06133 |
97 |
79 |
10 |
8 |
1460 |
Did you know your afterburner is out? |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1461 |
I'm going to have to fine you for obvious over compensation. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1462 |
Sounds like you have a hole in your muffler. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1463 |
I'm not disputing you hit an asteroid, but your tail light is out. |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1464 |
Son, I'm affraid delivering a pizza under 30 minutes is not the law. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1465 |
In two minutes you'll be across the state line, do YOU have any idea what the emission fines are in California? |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1466 |
Exactly what sort of name is "Elon"? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1467 |
You were doing Mach 3 in a Mach 1 zone. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1468 |
You don't want to know how fast I was going. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1469 |
Sorry, son, this here's a fly-over state. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1470 |
Do you realize you were doing Mach 3 in a 45 mile per hour zone? |
1.2653 |
0.05901 |
98 |
79 |
12 |
7 |
1471 |
Save that relativity nonsense for the judge. Do you know how fast you were going in THIS reference frame? |
1.2653 |
0.05533 |
98 |
77 |
16 |
5 |
1472 |
Where's your front license plate? |
1.2653 |
0.05139 |
98 |
75 |
20 |
3 |
1473 |
Officer, you must understand I'm trying to move to Canada by the fastest means possible. |
1.2653 |
0.05533 |
98 |
77 |
16 |
5 |
1474 |
Try the speed of sound, wise guy. |
1.2653 |
0.05533 |
98 |
77 |
16 |
5 |
1475 |
Well, your registration says this is a 2013 VW Jetta, but I'm going to assume that's just a DMV screw-up. |
1.2653 |
0.04930 |
98 |
74 |
22 |
2 |
1476 |
Did you not see the "Rockets Must Exit" sign? |
1.2626 |
0.05847 |
99 |
80 |
12 |
7 |
1477 |
"Breaking the sound barrier" isn't on here as an option under posted speed. I'm gonna have to let you go on a technicality. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1478 |
. . .and you, sir, are no Elon Musk. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1479 |
I'm sorry sir. You can't park here. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1480 |
I hope it was a blast. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1481 |
It's refreshing to see dual exhaust on a hybrid. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1482 |
I'm sorry Officer, was I speeding? |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1483 |
Yes it is an impressive phallic symbol, Mr Weiner, but texting while driving is still a ticketable offence. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1484 |
Breaking the sound limit gets you a ticket in these parts. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1485 |
I'm citing you for a dangerous hood ornament. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1486 |
So just how small is it? |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1487 |
It wasn't your speed, I saw you texting. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1488 |
I clocked you doing Mach 7 in a Mach 5 zone. |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
1489 |
We've been over this, Mrs. Musk. You still need to wear a seatbelt. |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
1490 |
Your tail light is broken - got any idea how dangerous that is? |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1491 |
No, sir, I don't consider the relative time dilation as you approach the speed of light to be a mitigating factor. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1492 |
Mach 1 in a school zone and you didn't use your right turn signal. |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
1493 |
Sorry officer. I didn't realize I had entered a no-fly zone. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1494 |
Nice try, this is Bonneville Louisiana. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1495 |
I'm letting you off with a warning this time, but get that muffler fixed pronto. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1496 |
Your tail lights are burnt out |
1.2604 |
0.05969 |
96 |
78 |
11 |
7 |
1497 |
Buddy, it's the carbon footprint that troubles me most. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1498 |
Next time signal when you change lanes |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1499 |
You know, the speed limit is 55 miles per *hour*. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1500 |
I stopped you because your tail lights have incinerated a few cars. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1501 |
Sir, you were traveling at 1,345,698 mph in a 60 zone. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1502 |
You had a rear thruster out. |
1.2604 |
0.04740 |
96 |
72 |
23 |
1 |
1503 |
I don't care what they let you get away with in California, Mr. Musk. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1504 |
That's very interesting about the Klingons, sir, but I still need to see your license and registration. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1505 |
You broke the sound barrier, along with a bunch of laws. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1506 |
Do you know why I pulled you over, Sir? |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1507 |
I want to make sure your license says "organ donor" |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1508 |
License and destination, please. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1509 |
You weren't on a cell-phone, were you? |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1510 |
Don't tell me you didn't know I was behind you, I turned on my lights and siren over two-and-a-half states ago. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1511 |
Ok buddy, so where's the Supernova? |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
1512 |
Faster than a speeding bullet is still speeding. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1513 |
License and country of origin |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1514 |
That'll be $100 for speeding and $200 for way overcompensating. |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
1515 |
Next time, get lost in space, not on earth. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1516 |
how did you catch me ? |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1517 |
It's not rocket science sir, your right tail light is out. |
1.2604 |
0.05969 |
96 |
78 |
11 |
7 |
1518 |
The sign definitely does not say 555! |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
1519 |
Ayup, I remember *my* first twin paradox solution, just like it was tomorrow. |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
1520 |
Did you know your left tail light is out? |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1521 |
Are you aware of the speed of sound in these parts? |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1522 |
I'm pulling you over since you just violated Einstein's "Theory of Special Relativity." |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1523 |
Should I cite you for over the speed limit or under the radar? |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1524 |
We've had some reports of cows gittin singed. You know anythin about that? |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1525 |
I'm going to let you off with a warning, but let's try to keep it under 600. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1526 |
Sir, are you aware that you were going Mach 5 in a 30mph zone? |
1.2604 |
0.05969 |
96 |
78 |
11 |
7 |
1527 |
License and advanced degree in aeronautical engineering, please. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1528 |
Yeah, a lot of folks don't know that the new troopers can reach mach 1 |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
1529 |
I'm going to let you blast off with a warning this time. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1530 |
When you see the ticket I'm writing, you might want to park this in the Smithsonian |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1531 |
Where' your seat belt? |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1532 |
35? Are you sure? I could have sworn it said 350.... |
1.2604 |
0.05969 |
96 |
78 |
11 |
7 |
1533 |
Sir, your tail light is out-of-this-world. |
1.2604 |
0.05969 |
96 |
78 |
11 |
7 |
1534 |
Sir, do you know what happens if you break the speed of sound? |
1.2604 |
0.04966 |
96 |
73 |
21 |
2 |
1535 |
Just wanted to warn you there's a slight turn six miles from here. |
1.2604 |
0.04740 |
96 |
72 |
23 |
1 |
1536 |
I'm going to let you off with a warning this time, but don't let me catch you going over Mach 2 again. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1537 |
Just wanted to tell you that your taillights are on fire. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1538 |
We have a problem? |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1539 |
Having trouble getting airborne, sir? |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1540 |
Your rear tail light was smoking. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1541 |
Are you aware, sir, of the law that says you can't travel faster than the speed of light? |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1542 |
I know I was speeding. I don't know how you caught up. |
1.2604 |
0.05969 |
96 |
78 |
11 |
7 |
1543 |
I'll let you go with a warning but next time signal when you change altitude. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1544 |
Did you know you were going 800 miles per hour? |
1.2604 |
0.06150 |
96 |
79 |
9 |
8 |
1545 |
Sir, did you know your left brake light is out? |
1.2604 |
0.05969 |
96 |
78 |
11 |
7 |
1546 |
I said step out of the fucking rocket. |
1.2604 |
0.05969 |
96 |
78 |
11 |
7 |
1547 |
You broke my radar gun. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1548 |
You realize that you just coasted through that red state? |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
1549 |
I'm sorry officer. My speedometer only measures to the nearest 100 mph. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1550 |
No, I stopped you for driving without a parachute. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1551 |
I won't give you a ticket if you give me a ride. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1552 |
Its not so bad at $10 for every mph over 60; about $99,400 should cover it. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1553 |
You failed to signal turning out of the salt flats. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1554 |
One of your brake lights isn't working. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1555 |
Uh huh, you didn't pull over because my lights looked green to you? Well that answers how fast you were going! |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1556 |
do not restart your engines until a I have time to pull around you |
1.2604 |
0.04966 |
96 |
73 |
21 |
2 |
1557 |
Well, officer, maybe you can suggest where the front license plate can go. |
1.2604 |
0.05969 |
96 |
78 |
11 |
7 |
1558 |
Sir, 299,792,458 m/s is not only the speed limit, it's the law. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1559 |
Well, buddy, as I think about it, flying at Mach 1 IS a good reason for not hearing my siren! |
1.2577 |
0.04922 |
97 |
74 |
21 |
2 |
1560 |
I don't care how inventive it is -- I'm citing you for a loud muffler. |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
1561 |
Your left rear intergalactic sensor probe light is out. |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1562 |
I'm giving you a warning, but only because you've got such a boss ride! |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
1563 |
You do realize he's not the actual President until January. |
1.2577 |
0.05728 |
97 |
78 |
13 |
6 |
1564 |
I couldn't help but notice that you left your blinker on after you broke the sound barrier... |
1.2577 |
0.05728 |
97 |
78 |
13 |
6 |
1565 |
Did you know your tail lights are on fire? |
1.2577 |
0.05728 |
97 |
78 |
13 |
6 |
1566 |
Canada's the other way. |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1567 |
Do you know your tail lights are out? |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
1568 |
Next time, go a little easier on the liquid hydrogen pedal. |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1569 |
You were driving under the influence of your Inner Child. |
1.2577 |
0.04922 |
97 |
74 |
21 |
2 |
1570 |
You were going 2,550 in a 2,500 MPH zone. |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1571 |
You were only going 700 miles per hour, so the it-was-impossible-to-hear-the-siren excuse won't work. |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
1572 |
I don't know what the fine is for travelling at 8 times the speed limit, but yes, I'm pretty sure there will be points. |
1.2577 |
0.05135 |
97 |
75 |
19 |
3 |
1573 |
Do you know you went through the speed of light? |
1.2577 |
0.06266 |
97 |
81 |
7 |
9 |
1574 |
Sir, there's still some time left before Jan. 20. |
1.2577 |
0.05728 |
97 |
78 |
13 |
6 |
1575 |
"Did you know you were going Mach 2 in a Mach 1 zone |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1576 |
Could you please step out of the cockpit? |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1577 |
Didn't you see the 'No Sonic Booms' sign? |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1578 |
I pulled you over because you should really wait until the recount is over. |
1.2577 |
0.05135 |
97 |
75 |
19 |
3 |
1579 |
Did you know you had a tail light out? |
1.2577 |
0.06092 |
97 |
80 |
9 |
8 |
1580 |
I got you going mach 4 in a 35, plus you got a tail light out. |
1.2577 |
0.05728 |
97 |
78 |
13 |
6 |
1581 |
Your tags have expired. |
1.2577 |
0.05728 |
97 |
78 |
13 |
6 |
1582 |
"Speed of sound" is still over the speed limit, sir. |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1583 |
Thanks for not taking off. |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
1584 |
May I please see your pilot's license? |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1585 |
Your left tail light is out. |
1.2577 |
0.06092 |
97 |
80 |
9 |
8 |
1586 |
Wile E. Coyote called - he wants his car back. |
1.2551 |
0.05676 |
98 |
79 |
13 |
6 |
1587 |
I pulled you over because I thought you were black, but never mind. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1588 |
Officer, before you say anything, I have been planning to fix that broken tail light. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1589 |
You were doing the speed of light in a 40 mph zone. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1590 |
I clocked you going Mach 4 in a Mach 2 speed zone. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1591 |
But when you determined my position you couldn't have possibly clocked my momentum |
1.2526 |
0.05980 |
95 |
78 |
10 |
7 |
1592 |
Your path to glory is at odds with the road to Grandmother’s house. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1593 |
I hate jet setters. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1594 |
I'm gonna let you blast off with a warning. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1595 |
I can't drive 55... |
1.2526 |
0.05980 |
95 |
78 |
10 |
7 |
1596 |
You have a taillight out. |
1.2526 |
0.05980 |
95 |
78 |
10 |
7 |
1597 |
I'm heading to Canada. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1598 |
It's not rocket science to know not to pass a police car in a no passing zone. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1599 |
Look, we all want to get out of this country as fast as possible. But you were going 17,000 miles per hour in a school zone. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1600 |
It has tail lights? |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1601 |
That's miles per hour, not mach. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1602 |
I really shouldn't have been able to catch you. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1603 |
I'll make it a warning this time but no more sonic booms. |
1.2526 |
0.04725 |
95 |
72 |
22 |
1 |
1604 |
Save the excuses. Nobody Machs me. |
1.2526 |
0.05980 |
95 |
78 |
10 |
7 |
1605 |
You forgot to signal. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1606 |
And --- lastly --- one of your tail lights is out. |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1607 |
No, officer, I don't know why you stopped me from fleeing this planet, but can you blame me? |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1608 |
Confusing or not, the sign was for Highway 186, not the speed limit. |
1.2526 |
0.04956 |
95 |
73 |
20 |
2 |
1609 |
Are you aware both your tail lights are out? |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1610 |
You may be anxious to get there, but they'll tell you the same thing in Canada. |
1.2526 |
0.04956 |
95 |
73 |
20 |
2 |
1611 |
Would you believe my wife is in the hospital? |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1612 |
No, sir, there are no illegal aliens in here. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1613 |
You have until January 20th to reach Canada buddy, you don't have to travel at the speed of sound. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1614 |
Lets see your pilots license. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1615 |
how did you catch me ? |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1616 |
I’m going to give you a warning, but if you don’t get that afterburner fixed the next time it will be a ticket. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1617 |
You don't need brake lights if you don't have brakes. |
1.2526 |
0.04956 |
95 |
73 |
20 |
2 |
1618 |
Who knew! Uber pick-ups now go to Mars? |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1619 |
I don't care if you started in Utah, this vehicle isn't street legal in Kansas. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1620 |
No, Officer, I have no idea why you pulled me over. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1621 |
Is that all you got? |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1622 |
You broke the sound barrier and now you will have to pay to get it fixed. |
1.2526 |
0.05980 |
95 |
78 |
10 |
7 |
1623 |
But, Officer, I did have my lights on. I was going the speed of light so they don't work at that speed. |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1624 |
I'm taking your license, and I think it's gonna be a long, long time. |
1.2526 |
0.05980 |
95 |
78 |
10 |
7 |
1625 |
I’m willing to go with a warning on the vaporized taillights, but save the breaking the sound barrier excuse for the judge. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1626 |
I have a lady who says you rear ended her and drove her to Pittsburgh. |
1.2526 |
0.05980 |
95 |
78 |
10 |
7 |
1627 |
OK mister, let's see your pilots license |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1628 |
Do I know how fast I was driving, Officer? Do you know how fast you had to go to catch me? |
1.2526 |
0.04956 |
95 |
73 |
20 |
2 |
1629 |
I'm still going to need to see your license, Mr. Musk. |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1630 |
No, I don't know how fast you were going. Wait. That's my question, not yours. |
1.2526 |
0.05980 |
95 |
78 |
10 |
7 |
1631 |
I'm sorry. Rocket science is prohibited in a school zone. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1632 |
NASA cut the budget again, Bob? |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1633 |
Why aren't you wearing your seat belt? |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1634 |
You can slow down now. You crossed into Canada fifty miles back. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1635 |
Spatial profiling? |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1636 |
Did you know that one of your tail lights is busted? |
1.2526 |
0.04725 |
95 |
72 |
22 |
1 |
1637 |
You do realize you were doing Mach 1 in a 35? |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1638 |
450 in a 25 mph zone? |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1639 |
You broke the sound barrier in a 50 mph zone. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1640 |
You failed to use your turn signal... Two hundred miles ago in Albuquerque. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1641 |
Sir, I have you going 700 in a 35. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1642 |
You're under arrest for the theft of one side of Madonna's undergarment. |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1643 |
NORAD called. They're not happy. |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1644 |
What stop sign? |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1645 |
Registration, proof of insurance and pilot's license, please. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1646 |
Did you really say "you're no rocket scientist?" |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1647 |
Your tail light isn't working. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1648 |
I'll give you a warning this time, but try to keep it under Mach 1. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1649 |
You could be in a heap of trouble ... speeding, no license, and melting a stretch of a public road. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1650 |
It's because I'm an astronaut, isn't it? |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1651 |
Speed limit hereabouts is Mach 2, sonny. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1652 |
Sir, do you realize you failed to make a complete stop at the stratosphere? |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1653 |
You rolled through that stop sign. |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1654 |
What's seems to be the problem officer... |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1655 |
No, making America great again is not a good excuse. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1656 |
Your right afterburner is out. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1657 |
You might be able to get away with this sort of thing in your galaxy, but not here buddy. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1658 |
Not gonna ask you where the fire is. |
1.2526 |
0.04956 |
95 |
73 |
20 |
2 |
1659 |
Your sticker's expired. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1660 |
So you're saying that you are not the man they think you are at home, oh no no no? |
1.2526 |
0.04956 |
95 |
73 |
20 |
2 |
1661 |
Ain't got no illegal aliens in there, do ya? |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1662 |
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.Till touch down brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh, no, no, no, I'm a rocket man. Hello how are you today officer? |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1663 |
Okay, deal. No ticket if you drive my kid and his date to the prom in that thing. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1664 |
Built for speed? You don't say. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1665 |
That was the most fun I've had in my entire life. License and registration, please? |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1666 |
I'll bet you're wondering what's under my hood. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1667 |
Hello officer I'm from Houston. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1668 |
I Caught You Doing Warp Speed in a 55. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1669 |
This is a No Breaking Sound Barrier zone. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1670 |
Not signalling, running a red light, and now I see you're not even wearing your seat belt. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1671 |
How much is the fine for breaking the sound barrier? |
1.2526 |
0.05980 |
95 |
78 |
10 |
7 |
1672 |
I'm with NASA, we don't do license plates. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1673 |
Seat belt! Seat belt! Seat belt! |
1.2500 |
0.05735 |
96 |
78 |
12 |
6 |
1674 |
Didn't you see that red planet back there? |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
1675 |
You blasted right through that stop sign. |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
96 |
76 |
16 |
4 |
1676 |
Bring me back a few cases of Mars Bars and we'll call it even. |
1.2500 |
0.04911 |
96 |
74 |
20 |
2 |
1677 |
You didn’t know you were flying? What kind of rocket scientist are you? |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
1678 |
Jetson, George Jetson. |
1.2500 |
0.05923 |
96 |
79 |
10 |
7 |
1679 |
Sir, have you taken this in for emissions testing? |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
1680 |
I don't care who was elected president, you are still getting a ticket. |
1.2500 |
0.05735 |
96 |
78 |
12 |
6 |
1681 |
Keep your lizard claws where I can see them at all times! |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
96 |
76 |
16 |
4 |
1682 |
Unsure of our manhood much, are we? |
1.2500 |
0.05923 |
96 |
79 |
10 |
7 |
1683 |
Can I have a turn? |
1.2500 |
0.05735 |
96 |
78 |
12 |
6 |
1684 |
You were doing 5000 in a 45 mile zone. |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
96 |
76 |
16 |
4 |
1685 |
Problem officer? |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
1686 |
Were you aware that one of your of your taillights is out, sir? |
1.2473 |
0.05853 |
93 |
76 |
11 |
6 |
1687 |
Because I am in a good mood, I will only give you a warning for going 8,000 in a 40 mph zone, but stop with the excuse that you could not hear my sirens because you were exceeding the speed of sound |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1688 |
I don't think you realize how dangerous it is to drive around with a broken tail light. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1689 |
Did you know you were breaking the sound barrier in a quiet zone back there? |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1690 |
Did you realize you were going 10 miles past the sound barrier? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1691 |
Do you know your inspection sticker expired last month? |
1.2473 |
0.05853 |
93 |
76 |
11 |
6 |
1692 |
How many tickets did you say you wanted for the Police Ball ? |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1693 |
Was I speeding officer ? |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1694 |
Did you know you were doing 1100mph in an 80mph zone? |
1.2473 |
0.04991 |
93 |
72 |
19 |
2 |
1695 |
You were going to 700 in a 35 zone, but since you contributed to the Police League Christmas Fund, this is just a warning. |
1.2473 |
0.05853 |
93 |
76 |
11 |
6 |
1696 |
Sir, there are other ways to get to Canada. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1697 |
Did you know your right blinker is out? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1698 |
Did you know your right taillight is out? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1699 |
I was drafting, that's how. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1700 |
My other car is a lunar rover. |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1701 |
Well, the radar shows 999. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1702 |
Your brake light is out. |
1.2473 |
0.06049 |
93 |
77 |
9 |
7 |
1703 |
Are you aware that your pilot light is out? |
1.2473 |
0.04991 |
93 |
72 |
19 |
2 |
1704 |
Could you cut me a break and write it up for 950 over? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1705 |
I suppose you know, you were flying. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1706 |
License and launch authorization, please. |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1707 |
Give me a ride in this baby, and I'll tear up the ticket. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1708 |
Sorry, Pal. It's click it or ticket. |
1.2473 |
0.06049 |
93 |
77 |
9 |
7 |
1709 |
I had you at Mach 2 on the gun. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1710 |
No, this is Bonneyville, Indiana, so keep it under the speed of sound, OK? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1711 |
I don't care if you're an astronaut. License please. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1712 |
Can you blame me for speeding? Gotta get out of here before Jan. 20! |
1.2473 |
0.05853 |
93 |
76 |
11 |
6 |
1713 |
Do you know your back tail light is off? |
1.2473 |
0.05853 |
93 |
76 |
11 |
6 |
1714 |
650mph in a 35mph zone is what's wrong, sir. |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1715 |
Rocket Man? Just the lyrics require a hefty fine , sir. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1716 |
You were clocked at Mach 4 in a Mach 3 Zone. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1717 |
Flying a little low, weren't you? |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1718 |
No. I pulled you over because your taillight is out. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1719 |
You were doing Mach 3 in a Mach 1 county, son. |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1720 |
Officer, I swear I'm not high anymore. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1721 |
You have the right to remain... totally awesome. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1722 |
Stop me if you've heard this one before. |
1.2473 |
0.06049 |
93 |
77 |
9 |
7 |
1723 |
Ok rocket man, you've got a ticket to ride, and I don'the care. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1724 |
Did you know that one of your tail lights is out? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1725 |
You were doing 25,000 miles per hour in a 40 m.p.h. zone. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1726 |
Cape Canaveral was two exits ago. |
1.2473 |
0.04991 |
93 |
72 |
19 |
2 |
1727 |
I was going faster than the speed of what??? |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1728 |
Elton John? Funny. Here's your ticket, Rocket Man. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1729 |
I have to write you up. You were doing Mach 2 in a Mach 1 zone. |
1.2473 |
0.05853 |
93 |
76 |
11 |
6 |
1730 |
I clocked you going Warp 9 in a Warp 6 zone. |
1.2473 |
0.06240 |
93 |
78 |
7 |
8 |
1731 |
I'm just going to give you a warning this time, but make sure you get that tail light fixed. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1732 |
Hey Bud, you really need to cool your jets. |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1733 |
Sure, you're on an important intergalactic mission to save the universe... I've heard 'em all buddy. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1734 |
When was your last emissions test? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1735 |
And it looks like it's registered as a Rose Bowl float. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1736 |
Officer, what do you have in that thing ?? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1737 |
Sir, the Air Force denies you and your vehicle were scrambled for any reason. |
1.2473 |
0.05853 |
93 |
76 |
11 |
6 |
1738 |
You really ought to get your emissions under control sir. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1739 |
Your left thruster light is out. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1740 |
Do you have any idea how I caught you? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1741 |
You missed the land speed record, but your lifetime speeding tickets total qualifies for Guinness. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1742 |
Did you know one of your taillights is out? |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1743 |
We don't have a ticket for suprasonic speeds. So I'll have to give you a warning. |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1744 |
Honestly, Officer, I had no idea I was going that fast. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1745 |
Well, Jack, have you done anything interesting since high school? |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1746 |
I pulled you over because one of your afterburners was out. |
1.2473 |
0.05853 |
93 |
76 |
11 |
6 |
1747 |
Sir, are you aware your left tail light is out? |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1748 |
Yes, I know *why* you pulled me, but I don't know how. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1749 |
So what it it this time, Mr. Musk? |
1.2473 |
0.05853 |
93 |
76 |
11 |
6 |
1750 |
I am giving you a ticket because your left tail light is out. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1751 |
Your blood-Tang level is double the legal limit. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1752 |
You need at least 2 passengers to drive in the HOV lane, sir... |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1753 |
I'll put you down for the broken taillight, and we'll ignore the Mach 2 in the 55. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1754 |
What's your hurry? |
1.2447 |
0.05796 |
94 |
77 |
11 |
6 |
1755 |
Did I do something wrong, Officer? |
1.2447 |
0.05796 |
94 |
77 |
11 |
6 |
1756 |
Apologies, sir. I didn't realize you were a white male. Have a great day! |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1757 |
May I have your autograph? |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1758 |
You can't park there. |
1.2447 |
0.05991 |
94 |
78 |
9 |
7 |
1759 |
So, this is just a loaner--your 747 is in the shop? |
1.2447 |
0.04944 |
94 |
73 |
19 |
2 |
1760 |
License and registration and please don't give me the usual 'I'm from another planet' excuse! |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1761 |
Officer: "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Pilot: "What year is it?" |
1.2447 |
0.05991 |
94 |
78 |
9 |
7 |
1762 |
I don't care what the speed limit is in OUTERspace, Mr. Armstrong. You're in MY space now, mister! |
1.2447 |
0.04944 |
94 |
73 |
19 |
2 |
1763 |
No rearview mirror! |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1764 |
You can wipe the smug look, I caught you with a Kia. |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1765 |
You need to fix that muffler right away. |
1.2447 |
0.05991 |
94 |
78 |
9 |
7 |
1766 |
Texting while driving is dangerous, son. |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1767 |
Yes, 'failure to signal' includes coming out of hyper-space. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1768 |
Does this look like the Hudson River to you? |
1.2447 |
0.04944 |
94 |
73 |
19 |
2 |
1769 |
No sir. You are in Salt Lake not Salt Flats. You missed the turn 100 miles back. |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1770 |
In this county, we use turn signals. |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1771 |
You know you have a burned out afterburner? |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1772 |
'Need you to check that muffler.' |
1.2447 |
0.04944 |
94 |
73 |
19 |
2 |
1773 |
You could've mentioned the afterburn before officer Kowalski checked your tail lights. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1774 |
No, you can't exceed the speed of sound on a two lane highway. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1775 |
Mind if I take her for a spin? |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1776 |
Yes, I get it. 764 mph, nice world land speed record, but you didn't signal that lane change back there. |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1777 |
Cool your jets, this might take awhile. |
1.2447 |
0.04944 |
94 |
73 |
19 |
2 |
1778 |
Hey kid, I don't care if your dad is head of NASA, I still need to see your driver's license. |
1.2447 |
0.04944 |
94 |
73 |
19 |
2 |
1779 |
"Your speed was fine, it's the emissions.' |
1.2447 |
0.04707 |
94 |
72 |
21 |
1 |
1780 |
I usually ask "where's the fire," but I see you brought it with you. |
1.2447 |
0.05796 |
94 |
77 |
11 |
6 |
1781 |
Do you know your license plate has burned off ? |
1.2447 |
0.05796 |
94 |
77 |
11 |
6 |
1782 |
Your slipstream collapsed the billboard I was hiding behind. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1783 |
No, Officer, I have no idea why you pulled me over. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1784 |
You were speeding in a no-fly zone. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1785 |
please don't tell my father |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1786 |
This is America. It's 2017. Donald Trump is president. |
1.2391 |
0.06253 |
92 |
78 |
6 |
8 |
1787 |
Who do you think you are, John Glenn? |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
1788 |
I don't care if your Tesla is in the shop, this vehicle is not street legal Mr. Musk. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1789 |
Well, you're not on Mars now, rocket boy, tell it to the judge. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1790 |
Why? Because I clocked you at 2,500 MPH in a school zone. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1791 |
Sir, have you been smoking marijuana today? The launch was cancelled six hours ago. |
1.2391 |
0.06253 |
92 |
78 |
6 |
8 |
1792 |
No problem at all. Just checking to see if you're from these parts. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1793 |
You're gonna wanna get that taillight fixed. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
1794 |
Excuse me officer, but this loaner is all NASA would give me |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
1795 |
Your lunar module light's out. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
1796 |
Could we hurry this along? I'm on my launch hour. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1797 |
Did you know you took that turn at Mach .028 |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1798 |
Officer, I really am Neil Armstrong. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1799 |
You were going the speed of sound in a 55. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1800 |
Houston, we have a moving violation. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
1801 |
Your license and registration, Mr. Leno. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1802 |
Do you have any idea how high you were going? |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1803 |
Your left tail light is on fire. |
1.2391 |
0.06059 |
92 |
77 |
8 |
7 |
1804 |
Could I see your registration and pilot's license, please? |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1805 |
Where do you think you're going so fast, the moon? |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1806 |
Ever heard of a runway? |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1807 |
Nope, nobody's ever told me I have beautiful eyes. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1808 |
500 in a 50. And yes, that is a moving violation. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1809 |
You weren't speeding, I just needed a story for the precinct. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1810 |
You're in violation of Vehicle Code 34301.1(e): Igniting Afterburners in a School Zone |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1811 |
Have you been high today? |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1812 |
You were doing Mach 4 in a 55 zone. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
1813 |
I'm sorry to inform you that your license plate has melted. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
1814 |
No sir, I do not know if a citation is valid proof for a world record. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
1815 |
Sir, you were doing 1,550 in a 55. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1816 |
Speeding? Office, I didn't hear your siren as I was going faster than the speed of sound! |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1817 |
I had you doing 15,620 in a 65. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
1818 |
Ground control to Major Tom. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
1819 |
Aren't you a little off the beaten flight path? |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1820 |
Son, it looks like you need directions. I'd suggest "vertical" rather than "horizontal". |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1821 |
Did you know that you were driving without a right turbothruster? |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1822 |
Are you machin' me boy? |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1823 |
Sorry, but I have to give you a warning for not wearing a seatbelt. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1824 |
A vehicle matching this description has been reported smuggling aliens into the country. Know anything about it? |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
1825 |
That's some fast patrol car you've got there officer. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1826 |
Before I give you a ticket, does this thing have a cup-holder? |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1827 |
Here's your ticket. Mind my asking what kind of mileage she gets? |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
1828 |
Seriously... How small is it? |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1829 |
Then I guess we both set a land-speed record. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1830 |
The next fuel station? About 10 parsecs yonder. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1831 |
I'm making America HUGE again. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1832 |
I'd offer you a donut but all of mine are freeze-dried. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1833 |
Even if Mach 1 is your lowest speed, you can't do it in a school zone Mr. Musk. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1834 |
You may be wondering why I pulled you over. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
1835 |
You have 24 hours to get that tail light fixed. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1836 |
You were going 806 in a school zone. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1837 |
What's the officer, problem? |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1838 |
I don't care if your name is George Jetson.License and registration please! |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
1839 |
Do you know why I asked you to commence re-entry procedures? |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1840 |
When you broke the sound barrier, ten cows keeled over. Plus, the brake light is out on your left Turbo Blaster. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
1841 |
I'm gonna give you a warning this time, but you gotta get your "Lift-off" switch fixed. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1842 |
Actually you just have a taillight out. |
1.2391 |
0.04731 |
92 |
71 |
20 |
1 |
1843 |
Do you know why I pulled you over, Mr. Branson? |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
1844 |
Do you know how fast you were compensating, sir? |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1845 |
I flagged you 200 miles back... |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1846 |
I clocked you at just under escape velocity. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1847 |
guess you didn't see that City back there |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1848 |
What do you mean I broke the sound barrier?! I sure as hell didn't hear it. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
1849 |
Yes, I saw the 'Student Driver' bumper sticker... |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1850 |
Our cruisers have more punch than the public assumes. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1851 |
You really should re-think this one, Mr. Musk. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1852 |
I'm sorry but around here we frown upon incinerating tailgaters. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1853 |
Do you realize you were about mach three over the speed limit? |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1854 |
No, escape velocity is not within the legal limit. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1855 |
You were 500 mph over the limit. That'll be ..... $2,000,000 fine. Slow down. Have a nice day. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1856 |
How many time zones per gallon do you get with this thing? |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1857 |
Congratulations, sir, you have just won the traffic ticket trifecta. Speeding at 784 mph, 729 miles over the speed limit; breaking the sound barrier in violation of our local noise ordinance; and, of course, no inspection ticket. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1858 |
I never thought you'd catch me. |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1859 |
You need a new muffler |
1.2366 |
0.04687 |
93 |
72 |
20 |
1 |
1860 |
Honest, I put the breaks on three miles ago. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1861 |
Today's your lucky day. No way is the judge going to believe my speeding ticket, so I'm citing you for the last 9 stop signs you failed to come to a full stop at. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1862 |
I clocked you at 10 to the 5th over the speed limit but since this is your first offense, I'm going to write you up for only 5 over. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1863 |
You failed to come to a complete stop. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1864 |
Sure, Einstein may say the faster you go the slower you age - but I say here's your ticket and crap to him! |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1865 |
What's the rush Rocket Man? |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1866 |
You rolled the stop sign back there. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1867 |
There's no right on red planet. |
1.2366 |
0.05801 |
93 |
77 |
10 |
6 |
1868 |
Did you know your recovery parachute light was out? |
1.2366 |
0.05801 |
93 |
77 |
10 |
6 |
1869 |
What? |
1.2366 |
0.05999 |
93 |
78 |
8 |
7 |
1870 |
That fast, huh? |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1871 |
Do you really think I am going to believe that story? |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1872 |
My dad's going to kill me |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1873 |
You need to show me a space ship license, an air plane license, and a driver's license. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1874 |
Officer, could you make this quick? I am obviously in a hurry. |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
1875 |
VW recalled this model last week for excessive emissions. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1876 |
I was activating the flex capacitor, not texting. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1877 |
You know you were breaking the sound barrier back there, don't you? |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1878 |
Why'd I pull you over? Because you were going Mach 2 in a 35 miles per hour zone, that's why. |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1879 |
I'm not falling for the 'need to escape earth's gravitational field' excuse again |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
1880 |
You failed to come to a complete stop upon reentry into the Earth's atmosphere. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1881 |
I swear. I wasn't going faster than the speed of sound. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1882 |
Your midlife crisis sticker is expired. |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1883 |
I was just kidding about your taillight being out. You were speeding. |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1884 |
Ha! You actually think I have a license and registration for this thing? |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1885 |
I'm only giving you a warning because you've been polite and have a reasonable explanation. However, you'll have to make restitution to local ranchers for burning their cows. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1886 |
Sir, you're too spaced out to be driving. |
1.2366 |
0.05801 |
93 |
77 |
10 |
6 |
1887 |
I am just going to assume that there is no catalytic converter on this thing right? |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
1888 |
Any idea how fast you were going? |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1889 |
Call me Captain Kirk one more time and I'll beam you up. |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
1890 |
you know why I stopped you sir? |
1.2366 |
0.05801 |
93 |
77 |
10 |
6 |
1891 |
Your left rear light is out. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1892 |
But my friend at NASA promised me it's street legal. |
1.2366 |
0.04687 |
93 |
72 |
20 |
1 |
1893 |
Were you aware, Ma'am, that you were going 350 miles over the speed limit? |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1894 |
No this is 2016 and yes we still issue paper tickets, but you can pay online! |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1895 |
Driver's liscense, registration and patent number, please. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1896 |
...and your seat belt isn't fastened. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1897 |
Did you know your left turn signal is out? |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1898 |
Do you know you have a rear taillight out? |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
1899 |
Please step out of the jet. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1900 |
.......Slow enough for you to catch me. |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1901 |
So where's the moon launch? |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1902 |
Your speeding was one thing; the tailgating was beyond the pale |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1903 |
But Officer, I wasn't texting. |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1904 |
Where's the supernova? |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1905 |
I'm going to let you off with a warning for the 25,000 miles per hour in a 55 Zone, but is that a cell phone on your lap? |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1906 |
Sir,you reentered through two stop signs. |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
1907 |
Nice try McFly! |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1908 |
In hindsight, I should've stolen a car with a less conspicuous color. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1909 |
Do you know that your right rear light is out? |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1910 |
No, I don't believe your excuse for being late for the science fair. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1911 |
This is the third time this week. |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1912 |
The first ticket is for breaking the speed limit and--since this is a quiet zone--the second ticket is for breaking the sound barrier. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1913 |
Mach 4 in a Mach 2 zone. |
1.2366 |
0.05801 |
93 |
77 |
10 |
6 |
1914 |
Sir you have a tail light out |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1915 |
You failed to come to a complete stop at Mars. |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
1916 |
Is this not advertised as Big Sky Country? |
1.2366 |
0.05801 |
93 |
77 |
10 |
6 |
1917 |
Really, Elon? |
1.2366 |
0.05801 |
93 |
77 |
10 |
6 |
1918 |
I'm letting the dark tail-light go, but I have to write you up for the broken muffler. |
1.2366 |
0.05801 |
93 |
77 |
10 |
6 |
1919 |
I clocked you going warp 2 through a school zone back there. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1920 |
You've got a tail light out... and I clocked you at Mach 1. |
1.2340 |
0.05745 |
94 |
78 |
10 |
6 |
1921 |
Huston, we have a problem |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1922 |
This is the last warning you will get Mr. Smith. It is NOT necessary to count backwards from ten after the light turns green. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1923 |
You broke my radar. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1924 |
Say, we don't see many of these around these parts. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1925 |
This is a non-smoking road. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1926 |
I dont care you're pedaling, it looks way too fast. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1927 |
Let's see, $250 for every five miles over the speed limit. That'll be a cool ten million. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1928 |
I clocked you at warp factor six and you want me to give you a warning?. |
1.2333 |
0.04483 |
90 |
69 |
21 |
0 |
1929 |
You know your tail light's out? |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1930 |
Mr. Musk, please step out of your rocket ship. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1931 |
You are over compensating |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1932 |
Oh, it's you Elon. Look, you're still going to have to cool your jets. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1933 |
Your right tail light is out. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1934 |
You know your left-turn signal has been on since the salt flats. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1935 |
you were doing 500 MPH in a 45 MPH. I'll let you off with a warning this time. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
1936 |
I'm going to let you go this time but keep it under 9,500 mph |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1937 |
We all want to age more slowly. But I am still gonna have to give you a ticket. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1938 |
This is a no fly zone. Didn't you see the sign? |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1939 |
Can you just give me a warning? My Dad is going to kill me if he finds out I took out his rocket car. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1940 |
Sir, are you aware your rear left O ring is broken? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1941 |
Want to guess why I pulled you over? |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1942 |
Elton John? |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1943 |
The boys at Emissions Testing are going to have fun with you. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1944 |
Pilot's licence please. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1945 |
I stopped you because of the burned-out headlights—mine. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
1946 |
Sir, your taillight is out. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1947 |
You were doing Mach 1.25 in a Mach 1.0 speed zone. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1948 |
Sorry, officer, it's not really designed to be stepped out of. |
1.2333 |
0.04754 |
90 |
70 |
19 |
1 |
1949 |
Must be pain to parallel park that thing |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1950 |
You were speeding. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
1951 |
Sir, are you aware that you have a broken tail light? |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
1952 |
What do you mean " my speed was out of this world"?? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1953 |
Yes, because you were speeding -- but pretty much just jealousy. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1954 |
How did I catch you? Let's start with the fact that you get one-half mile per gallon in this thing. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1955 |
Your left turn signal is out. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1956 |
Well, well, well, fifth loaner from the Saturn Dealer today, without a valid sticker! |
1.2333 |
0.06130 |
90 |
76 |
7 |
7 |
1957 |
I don't care if it's a limited edition. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1958 |
"Flyover country" is an offensive term, sir. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1959 |
You didn't stop at that stop sign 186,282 miles back. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
1960 |
No, it was the no right on red that got you. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1961 |
How did I guess you voted for Trump? |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
1962 |
Canada's not far enough, huh? |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1963 |
You were in the HOV lane without a passenger. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1964 |
The reason I stopped you is your back right taillight is out. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1965 |
I'm exhausted. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1966 |
It's Route 478, not the speed limit. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1967 |
I don't care if it only has one seat, you still can't use in the HOV lane. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1968 |
I don't care if it's the new Tesla, you're still getting a ticket. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1969 |
Exceeding the speed of light in an Einsteinian Universe... |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1970 |
Sir, are you aware you sped right through that event horizon? |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1971 |
let me guess,... you have an early launch window and your running late? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1972 |
88's not fast enough for you anymore, Marty? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1973 |
About those tail lights..... |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1974 |
I've been trying to catch you for at least the last stage. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1975 |
Tell you what. You give me a valid reason for doing over 400 mph in a 55 mph zone and I'll write you a warning instead of a ticket. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1976 |
Your brake light is out. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1977 |
Sorry Bud, but don't even thin about callin this spacial profiling! |
1.2333 |
0.06130 |
90 |
76 |
7 |
7 |
1978 |
Sorry Officer, but I was going too fast to read the speed limit signs. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1979 |
It's one planet to the east. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
1980 |
My wife has gone into labor on Mars. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1981 |
I don't care that you need to get to Canada right away. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1982 |
You paid too much if I can overtake you. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1983 |
Just checking your seatbelt |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1984 |
Do you realize you have a damaged tail light? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1985 |
I guess sky is not the limit. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1986 |
You seem to be confusing your businesses, Mr. Musk. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
1987 |
You're making a Mach-ery of the speed limit, you know. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1988 |
I haven't given a ticket for a defective muffler in a long time. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1989 |
I need to see proof that you've done your emissions test. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1990 |
650 mph in a 55 mph zone, tsk tsk tsk |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1991 |
5,080 in a 45 mph zone-really?! |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1992 |
You were traveling the speed of sound in a 55-miles-per-hour zone. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1993 |
You know, I never noticed the signs don't have a unit of measurement. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
1994 |
Your right afterburner is out. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1995 |
Rocket License and Registration, please. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1996 |
You were going 40 in a 35. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
1997 |
Twelve. |
1.2333 |
0.06330 |
90 |
77 |
5 |
8 |
1998 |
Both your tail lights are burned out |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1999 |
Yes, its quite impressive but that's not why I pulled you over |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2000 |
I'm sorry, officer. The light looked blue to me. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2001 |
Do you know your brake lights are not working? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2002 |
Well, Mr. McFly, you are in the future. License and Registration, please. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2003 |
No, it's electric, sir. The smoke is just for decoration. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2004 |
Did you realize you were going 356,701,589 miles an hour? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2005 |
But Officer, what's a stop sign? |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2006 |
No, Mr. Armstrong, it doesn't matter that it's your company car. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2007 |
Besides your afterburners, where's the fire, buddy? |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2008 |
You were doing the speed of sound in a 55 ... and your tail light's out. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2009 |
I'd give you a ticket - but I'm feeling inadequate |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2010 |
That'll be six million, 525 thousand dollars, please. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2011 |
So, you're telling me speed traps are rigged? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2012 |
Do you know your tail lights are out? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2013 |
The fin is so retro. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2014 |
Land speed record, no. Busted tail light, yes. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2015 |
Do you know you have faulty exhaust pipes? |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2016 |
Officer, it's self driving! |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2017 |
Don't you realize it's against the law to disconnect, modify or alter a required pollution control device? |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2018 |
Really, officer? I could have sworn I was only doing 32,000mph. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2019 |
Sir ... are you aware you have a broken tail light? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2020 |
I guess you didn't see the Mars exit 3 miles back. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2021 |
I'm sure it's an honest mistake, but the limit's 55, not 550. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
2022 |
You have a broken drag chute light. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
2023 |
You've got a tail light out. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
2024 |
Elon who? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2025 |
Just this once, I'm letting you off with a warning. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2026 |
Your drivers license expires 3 light years ago, Captain Kirk. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
2027 |
Do you have any idea how many barriers you just broke? |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2028 |
You have any clue on why I pulled you over? |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2029 |
You have a busted tail light. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2030 |
This is a no sonic boom zone. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2031 |
Did you notice you passed 45 stoplights? |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2032 |
Sammy, 'I Can't Drive 55' isn't a valid excuse. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2033 |
Officer, I was just keeping up with traffic! |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2034 |
It's not your taillights. Your afterburners are out. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2035 |
It's not rocket science. |
1.2333 |
0.04754 |
90 |
70 |
19 |
1 |
2036 |
Did you know you were missing a tail light? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2037 |
Firing your left afterburner does not constitute signaling a proper lane-change. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2038 |
Did you know your taillights melted? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2039 |
You match the description of a vehicle seen driving slowly past houses and looking into peoples' garages. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2040 |
One of your tail lights is burned out. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
2041 |
I have to tell you, this ticket is going to be "huuuge". |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2042 |
Sir, do you know when you are? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2043 |
You were ten miles over the sound barrier. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2044 |
Can I see your registration and pilot license? |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2045 |
License and flight insurance, please. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2046 |
License, registration and penis. |
1.2333 |
0.06130 |
90 |
76 |
7 |
7 |
2047 |
Are you aware that your brake lights are completely burned out? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2048 |
When you left that last light you melted two Telsas and one Prius, which I personally think is pretty cool. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
2049 |
Did you know that you were going 485 mph in a 30 mph zone? |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2050 |
While not brain surgery, using turn signals apparently outstrips rocket science. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2051 |
Please don't tell my dad, it's his company car. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
2052 |
No rearview mirror! |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2053 |
Yeah? Well, around here, buddy, we got a little thing we call 'The Speed of Light,' and we take it kind of serious. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2054 |
Sir, your left tail light is out. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2055 |
The speed limit is 25 MPH, and you were doing Warp Factor 9. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
2056 |
Did you know your rear thruster light is out? . |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
2057 |
Were you aware that your tail light is out? |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2058 |
Are you familiar with the sound barrier laws in this state? |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
2059 |
Do you know how fast you were time traveling? |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
2060 |
What do you mean you only have a learners permit. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2061 |
I'm going to let you off with a warning. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2062 |
Well fella, this is a warning ticket...your tail lights are out! |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2063 |
You were going 1000 miles an hour in a 55 zone, but that's not why I pulled you over. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2064 |
I appreciate your slowing to 325 in the school zone, but still. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
2065 |
You need to replace your muffler. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
2066 |
May I see your pilot's license? |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
2067 |
If Elon jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
2068 |
I only stopped you to inquire where I could possibly get one of these myself |
1.2308 |
0.04708 |
91 |
71 |
19 |
1 |
2069 |
I'm going to let you off with a warning this time. Let's try to keep it under the sound barrier, shall we? |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
2070 |
110, you're kidding. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
2071 |
No, I 'm not getting smart with you...there really isn't anything under the hood! |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
2072 |
For the records, do you know how fast you were going? |
1.2273 |
0.05988 |
88 |
74 |
8 |
6 |
2073 |
No, officer, I do not know the fine for going 900 miles per hour over the speed limit. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2074 |
Tail light's out. |
1.2247 |
0.06138 |
89 |
76 |
6 |
7 |
2075 |
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that you were speeding. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2076 |
Honestly officer, I couldn't have been speeding. I had it set to 60 on cruise missile control. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2077 |
I noticed you weren't wearing your ejection seat helmet there pal! |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2078 |
I'd guess you have really, really small hands? |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2079 |
Ironically, you were going under the speed limit. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2080 |
You realize you were going 10 miles over Mach 1 |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2081 |
Don't tell me you didn't realize how fast you were going. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2082 |
Your tail lights have burned out. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2083 |
You were doing 200 in a school zone. You better let Houston know you've got a real problem. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2084 |
Rocketing while intoxicated is taken very seriously here in Jupiter, Florida. |
1.2247 |
0.05926 |
89 |
75 |
8 |
6 |
2085 |
Mr. Musk, do you know why I stopped you? |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2086 |
Are you aware you were doing 187mph in a 55mph zone? |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
2087 |
Do you realize that your driver side tail light is out? |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2088 |
Did you know you were doing speed-of-sound in a 25? |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2089 |
No seatbelt, we ticket! |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2090 |
"360 in a 25 mile per hour zone. Are you trying to set a record? Besides, you owe me for the windshield you melted. |
1.2247 |
0.06138 |
89 |
76 |
6 |
7 |
2091 |
Okay, Rocketman, where's the fire; and not the one behind you |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2092 |
Are you Elton John? |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2093 |
We had a report of a science education being used in the area. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2094 |
You have burned out tail-lights. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2095 |
Did you see the 35 mile per hour sign back there? |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2096 |
I'm relatively certain I wasn't speeding. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2097 |
Is there a problem, officer? The sign said no pedestrians, bicyclists or equestrians. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2098 |
I need to see your drivers license AND your pilot's license... |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2099 |
Looks like exhaust to me; where's your inspection sticker? |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
2100 |
Normally I'd say 'Where's the fire?', but it just melted my dashboard. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2101 |
I heard the divorce went well. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2102 |
Sir, if you're going to drive under the speed limit you have to stay in the right lane |
1.2247 |
0.06138 |
89 |
76 |
6 |
7 |
2103 |
Well, maybe on your planet but here we call it speeding! |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2104 |
This ticket is for going past the speed of light. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2105 |
You realize that you were exceeding the space time continuum theory by 5 miles per hour don't you? |
1.2247 |
0.06138 |
89 |
76 |
6 |
7 |
2106 |
Well, touch down is bringing you around to find a $400 fine and 5 points on your license, Rocket Man... |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2107 |
I had you at Mach 10 in a Mach 2 zone. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2108 |
Were you aware that you broke the sound barrier back there? |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2109 |
The posted speed limit sign is in miles per hour not miles per second. Either way it's melted now. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2110 |
So how do I explain my melted radar gun to the chief? |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
2111 |
You have any idea how fast you were going? |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2112 |
I don't suppose you know why I pulled you over... |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2113 |
They told me I could pick any car in the lot. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2114 |
I'll do you a favor and write you up for only doing 150 in a 35 mph zone |
1.2247 |
0.05926 |
89 |
75 |
8 |
6 |
2115 |
I must not have been going that fast. You caught me. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2116 |
License and immigration, please. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2117 |
So, let's go through that again..your tail light broke when you re-entered our atmosphere? |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2118 |
Your back left tail light is out! |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2119 |
Runs on alfalfa? You don't say! |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2120 |
Sir, have you been drinking? |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2121 |
All right, where's the Supernova? |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2122 |
Any idea how fast you were going? |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2123 |
My partner says it's a '58, I say 59'. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2124 |
One of your brake lights is out. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2125 |
You're missing your front license plate. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2126 |
Someone reported that you were black. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2127 |
Do you have any idea how fast I was going? |
1.2247 |
0.05926 |
89 |
75 |
8 |
6 |
2128 |
Did you know your tail lights are burned out? |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2129 |
And, you need a new muffler. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2130 |
Are you aware that your left blinker is out? |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2131 |
Sorry, Houston, but we have a problem. Please step out of the rocket. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2132 |
Sir, please step out of the rocket. I smell alcohol so I am going to cite you for a RUI. |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
2133 |
Okay, buddy. Just how much testosterone have we had today? |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2134 |
What's the problem, officer? |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2135 |
You got a busted left tail light. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2136 |
Is there some reason you were going 300 miles an hour over the limit? |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2137 |
Officer, it's actually just a fiberglass body over a volkswagen chassis. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2138 |
But I don't need brake lights, officer. I don't use brakes. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2139 |
You have a message from NASA ... quote...Mars is closer if you aim at the sky.......unquote |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2140 |
Sir, do you know how fast you were going? I'm having trouble with the Relativistic calculations. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2141 |
you'all gotta cool your jets round these parts |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2142 |
What's in the bottle on the floor? Romulan Ale? |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2143 |
I clocked you going zoom in a whoosh zone. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2144 |
2.60776 times 10 to the negative 13th parsecs over the speed limit, to be exact. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2145 |
Well, Mr. Heisenberg, then do you know exactly where you are? |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2146 |
No, son, not 'attitude.' Altitude. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2147 |
Your left tail light is out. This is a warning. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2148 |
Your blinker's been out for the last eighty million miles. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2149 |
Nice toy you stole, but NASA wants it back. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2150 |
You were doing warp speed in a Mach 1 zone. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2151 |
Cool your jets buddy, I just asked a question. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2152 |
And your left brake light is out. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2153 |
I can call AAA but I think it's gonna be a long, long time. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2154 |
It's a fine for speeding without a parachute. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2155 |
Can I have a ride? |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2156 |
Can you prove this to be your vehicle sir? We've had a number of thefts in the area... |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
2157 |
I'm writing you up for going 700 mph over the speed limit, disturbing the peace with a sonic boom, and failing to properly display a front license plate. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2158 |
Sir, tricycles must stay in the bike lane. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2159 |
You have a broken tail light, sir. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2160 |
Nope, just a broken tail light. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2161 |
I'm more of a Billy Joel man. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2162 |
Really, that fast? |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2163 |
Well, smarty pants, on Earth, M.P.H. doesn't mean meteors per hour. |
1.2235 |
0.06121 |
85 |
72 |
7 |
6 |
2164 |
You didn't come to a complete stop at the Crab Nebula. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
2165 |
Your wife is about to give birth on Mars--that's a new one. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
2166 |
You passed through your midlife crisis a few warp years back, sir. |
1.2222 |
0.05865 |
90 |
76 |
8 |
6 |
2167 |
"Are you from around here? |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
2168 |
Officer, it actually just has a 1970 AMC Gremlin engine. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
2169 |
Excuse me, sir, were you aware that you were doing light-speed in a 25? |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
2170 |
Please put your small hands on the steering wheel, sir. |
1.2222 |
0.05865 |
90 |
76 |
8 |
6 |
2171 |
Your tail light destroyed six farms. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
2172 |
Your brake light is out, sir. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
2173 |
I must have left the registration at the Space Station |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2174 |
But how's the gas mileage? |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2175 |
... and this one is for the three passenger cars and the small truck you set ablaze at that intersection. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2176 |
Boy, you wasn't driving too fast. You was flying too low! |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2177 |
Your left taillight isn't working. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2178 |
Just out of curiosity, does it burn regular or premium? |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2179 |
Gas is so cheap these days I thought "why not?" |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2180 |
You were going Mach 2 in a school zone. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2181 |
So, Armstrong. It's you again! |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2182 |
Son, I've been waiting for a speed demon like you for 20 years, now." "Well, Officer, I got here as fast as I could. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2183 |
I had you at 620 in a 65 zone |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2184 |
Yeah, well my cruiser had no trouble catching you, Mr. Supersonic |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2185 |
It's not a speeding violation. It's an offense against good taste. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2186 |
A thousand points! I thought the maximum for speeding was three? |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2187 |
Do you have a license to be compensating for something so big. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2188 |
And your tail lights are burned out. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2189 |
Yeah, and I go where quite a few have gone before. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2190 |
I know how you're feeling, but Mars isn't the answer. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2191 |
If you had deployed your 'chute, you'd still be on the salt flats. License and registration, please. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2192 |
So, where's the super nova? |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2193 |
"...and where can Jane, Judy or Elroy be reached, sir? |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2194 |
You're left rear tail light is out. |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
2195 |
Your sonic boom has you doing at least 761 mile per hour, but I'll only put you down for 699. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2196 |
It's because I'm white, right? |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2197 |
I clocked you at "Mach 1"! |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2198 |
No, you were not "moving with traffic". |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2199 |
You been getting high sir? |
1.2184 |
0.04455 |
87 |
68 |
19 |
0 |
2200 |
Sure, sure, I know, pal -- you didn't see the signs. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2201 |
Got room for one more? |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
2202 |
License and passport please. |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
2203 |
Your right rear tail light is out. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2204 |
Because you were driving below the minimum posted speed. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2205 |
Your sonic booms tells me you were going at least 761 miles per hour, but I'll put you down for 699. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2206 |
You have a clean record, so I'm just gonna cite you for an obscured license plate. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2207 |
Sign this, and try to keep it under Mach 1. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2208 |
Let me guess, Mr. Breedlove, your parachute and brakes failed. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2209 |
Put your clothes back on and let's talk. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2210 |
Actually no, your tags are just out of date. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2211 |
To be honest Mr. Musk, combining your passions probably wasn't the best idea. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2212 |
Where's the solar flare? |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2213 |
On your way to Canada, you say? |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2214 |
Nah. Broken tail light. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2215 |
I understand you blew through a red light in Herzegovina a few minutes ago. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2216 |
I clocked you at 25 in a 55 MPH zone. |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
2217 |
Wanna trade? |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2218 |
License and NSA registration please. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2219 |
'I'm not the man I used to be at all, oh no no no' |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2220 |
I was just trying to get off the ground. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2221 |
Sir, you were going 17,000 miles per hour in a 50 miles per hour zone. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2222 |
Seriously officer ? This is Wisconsin? |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2223 |
Sir, do you know how fast you were compensating? |
1.2184 |
0.06210 |
87 |
75 |
5 |
7 |
2224 |
Broken tail-lamp. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2225 |
Did you know you were doing 10 miles per hour over the sound barrier. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2226 |
Your right taillight is busted--and you were doing 621 miles an hour. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2227 |
Your rocket is fine, the red glare is coming from my cruiser. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2228 |
Officer, honestly I was live streaming not texting. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2229 |
No, you can't borrow my radar gun. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2230 |
Sir, I pulled you over because you failed to lift off. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2231 |
I pulled you over because you were doing 16.26 kilometers a second in a 55 mile an hour zone. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2232 |
Your driving's like nothing on earth. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2233 |
You’re obstructing traffic no matter how hard you’re pedaling. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2234 |
Traveling from the future to prevent oncoming apocalypse is not a viable excuse for speeding, sir. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2235 |
I'm sorry, sir, your Krypton driver's licence isn't legal in Minnesota. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2236 |
Betcha didn't think I'd catch ya. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2237 |
Elon, this is your fifth ticket this week! |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2238 |
Sorry, time dilation is no excuse for an expired registration. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2239 |
I clocked you going 30 mph over the sound barrier. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2240 |
Are you aware it's illegal to have a nipple on display in this state? |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2241 |
Sorry, but tricycles are not permitted on this highway. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2242 |
Do you know you have a tail light out? |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2243 |
Officer, I would get out, but my pants are wet. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2244 |
Oops, sorry to stop you. I didn't notice you are white. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2245 |
No, I'm citing you for failure to display corporate sponsorship. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2246 |
You're rushing off to Canada following the election? Tell it to the judge. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2247 |
So, what kinda gas mileage you get in this thing? |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2248 |
So you're telling me you built this for the soap box derby... |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2249 |
The wife won't let me drive mine. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2250 |
Sir, have you been drinking? Or have I? |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2251 |
How fast can you get me to the nearest coffee shop? |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2252 |
I'll have to give you a ticket, sir. You were travelling faster than the speed of light. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2253 |
You do realize that your brake lights aren't working right? |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2254 |
Got you going 22 in a school zone. |
1.2184 |
0.06210 |
87 |
75 |
5 |
7 |
2255 |
What helmet law? |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2256 |
I'm going to give you a warning for doing 650 in a 35, but I have to issue you a citation for the expired plates. |
1.2184 |
0.06210 |
87 |
75 |
5 |
7 |
2257 |
I can understand you're under a lot of stress but with all due respect, what kind of idiot takes a delivery job with the only Domino's Pizza within a 200 mile radius? |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2258 |
Sir, the fine for not wearing a seatbelt is thirty dollars. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2259 |
Congradulations! You just set the land speed record in a school zone. |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
2260 |
Did you know you were going 10,348 miles per hour over the speed limit? |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2261 |
I have to write you up for not having a vanity plate. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2262 |
Did you know your engine was on fire? |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2263 |
Well, buddy, whether you knew it or not, your taillight's out. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2264 |
No, I'm citing you because your right brake light is out. I'll be darned if I'll give you the satisfaction of a speeding ticket. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2265 |
The alien defense won't work, son. This ain't Arizona. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2266 |
Jetson-Schmetson, you're getting a ticket. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2267 |
Slow down. You move too fast. You've got to make the morning last. |
1.2184 |
0.04455 |
87 |
68 |
19 |
0 |
2268 |
Yes, I'm aware the speed of sound is slower than the speed of light. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2269 |
…and no seat belts. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2270 |
Because you were doing Mach 1 in a 55 mile an hour zone. |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
2271 |
Says here your Burning Man mutant vehicle permit has expired, sir. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2272 |
There's no point taking the high road now, sir. |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
2273 |
Broken tail light. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2274 |
You were doing 350 in a 20. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2275 |
I noticed that you have a broken afterburner. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2276 |
Sir, do you know why I stopped you? |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
2277 |
Von Braun? Are you related to the Greenville von Brauns? |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2278 |
You know that your tail lights are burnt out? |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2279 |
Didn't you see that stop sign back there? |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2280 |
You'd like to 'Apollo-gize?' |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2281 |
That will be a ticket for $175 and 20,000,000 points for speeding. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2282 |
Issuing you this speeding ticket covers my quota for the year. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2283 |
Your brake lights are out. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2284 |
Mind if we switch for a little while? |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2285 |
"No, you weren't speeding, I'm arresting you for being incredibly annoying.'' |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2286 |
It's beta. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2287 |
You are receiving two citations: 1) excessive afterburner use, and 2) playing Elton John's 'Rocket Man' in a hospital Quiet Zone. Any questions? |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2288 |
I admire the space program as much as the next guy, but you can't to do 220 in a 45. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2289 |
But Officer, I was trying to get out of here before the presidential nightmare becomes a reality! |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
2290 |
I clocked you at 672 miles per hour, but I'm going to write the ticket for 664. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2291 |
Sorry officer, it was just a case of failure to launch. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2292 |
Show me your license, registration, and proof of life insurance. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2293 |
Huston, we have a problem |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2294 |
You never get the mileage they print on the window sticker... |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2295 |
Mr. Musk, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2296 |
Good thing you ran out of fuel - it was getting pretty hot back there. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2297 |
Do you know why I pulled you over this evening, sir ? |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2298 |
I'm not going to write you up today, but I want that flux capacitor fixed by Thursday. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2299 |
Only 863 miles to Canada? Slide over, I'm coming along! |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2300 |
I don't care what you read on the internet, the speed limit has not been abolished. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2301 |
My wife told me not to come home until I got bigger test vehicles |
1.2184 |
0.06210 |
87 |
75 |
5 |
7 |
2302 |
I pulled you over because I can. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2303 |
Stick to the interstate highways next time |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2304 |
Sir, I regret to inform you that in this state we obey the laws of thermodynamics. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2305 |
Sir, the salt flats are in Utah, not Indiana. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2306 |
I know, your speedometer isn't working, right? |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2307 |
Drunk, naked and crashing an MiG is no way to go through life, son. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2308 |
Give me a current license, son. This one's no good before twenty fifty-one. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2309 |
No, it hasn't expired. This license doesn't become valid until 2030. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2310 |
At that speed, Sir, you weren't driving this vehicle. You were aiming it! |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
2311 |
It passed state inspection, except for the emissions test. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2312 |
A bit heavy on the afterburner pedal are we not, General Yeager? |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2313 |
I pulled you over because your right o-ring is burned out. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2314 |
Speeding? No. Your left brake light is out. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2315 |
I don't care if your name is Sully. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2316 |
Did you think you could get away with disabling your catalytic converter? |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
2317 |
No officer, it's a Dyson. |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
2318 |
Your tail lights are, um, burned out. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2319 |
I'll let you off with warning. Just keep it to 555. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2320 |
Very fancy combine, sir, but it still needs a Slow Moving Vehicle emblem. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2321 |
Speeding? No, your taillight is out. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
2322 |
I stopped you for over compensating. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2323 |
Next time, I'd go for less conspicuous. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2324 |
I've been following you since you left Venus and you definitely were speeding! |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2325 |
Why? For going 200 in a school zone and taking seventeen miles to pull over, that's why. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2326 |
Exceeding the speed of light is against the law. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2327 |
Sir, are you aware that you have a tail light out? |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2328 |
Mars, huh? Is that the kind of place to raise your kids? |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
2329 |
You are not OK for lift off. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2330 |
It actually wasn’t just that light back there: you haven’t stopped for anything in about a thousand miles. |
1.2159 |
0.05703 |
88 |
74 |
9 |
5 |
2331 |
Why exactly were you tailgating that balloon truck? |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
2332 |
Your astronaut license and registration, please. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2333 |
Listen smart guy. I'll show you some Right Stuff right now! |
1.2159 |
0.04698 |
88 |
70 |
17 |
1 |
2334 |
Affluenza is not an excuse. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2335 |
I didn't want to be late for the launch. |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
2336 |
You understand that deregulation of the speed limit doesn't occur until after the presidential inauguration? |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2337 |
You saw me then you buckled your seat belt. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2338 |
Visa and Alien registration application Please |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2339 |
I thought you would be Jay Leno. |
1.2159 |
0.05703 |
88 |
74 |
9 |
5 |
2340 |
Don't waste your one call to Houston. |
1.2159 |
0.04698 |
88 |
70 |
17 |
1 |
2341 |
Are you aware you were breaking the sound barrier? |
1.2159 |
0.05703 |
88 |
74 |
9 |
5 |
2342 |
You aren't wearing your seatbelt. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2343 |
And just how fast do you THINK you were going? |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2344 |
Officer would you mind putting this on my permanent record? |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2345 |
If you can't keep up with the traffic, move to the right lane. |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
2346 |
I'm trying to get to Canada as soon as possible. |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
2347 |
Your registration expired. |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
2348 |
Mr Musk, Mars is up, not across. |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
2349 |
Just get that taillight fixed next time, OK buddy? |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
2350 |
Pilot's license and aircraft registration, please. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2351 |
I don't have a calculator so you're getting a warning. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2352 |
Found the dog leash tied to the bumper. Poor little guy, probably kept up with you for a mile or so. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2353 |
Do you realize that was a Mach 2 school zone, sir? |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2354 |
I'm obliged to ask,- have you been drinking? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2355 |
Your smog check sticker expired. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2356 |
I know you were at least over MACH 1 |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2357 |
I'll need to see your license, registration and smog check certificate. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2358 |
Canada? |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2359 |
Sir, did you know that you were going Mach 3 in a Mach 2 zone? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2360 |
Did you think it was a blue light? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2361 |
Cool your jets, you've been signaling since Venus |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2362 |
On top of which you're facing the wrong way! |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2363 |
Well, if it were a weapon, there wouldn't be any problem. But since this doohickey is on wheels, I'm afraid I'm going to have to see your license and registration. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2364 |
Choosing a non-red model did not help Greg stay inconspicuous on the road. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2365 |
Did you know your rear burners were out? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2366 |
I clocked you going 2000 miles above the speed limit. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2367 |
In a hurry to get somewhere? |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2368 |
I'm letting you off with a warning this time. But if I catch you texting again, I'm writing you up. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2369 |
I don't care what your GPS says, this isn't the way to Mars. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2370 |
Master's degree and registration please. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2371 |
I don't care if your father is going to be president, you can't drive a jet on the highway. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2372 |
Sound barrier or not, your tail light is out. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2373 |
Sorry. This time, you just got too high. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2374 |
I'll get that tail light fixed right away, Officer. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2375 |
Young man, you were not only exceeding the speed limit, you were exceeding the speed of sound. License and registration, please. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2376 |
Was it my taillight, officer? |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2377 |
That's an illegal tint. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2378 |
I clocked you at 437 miles per hour over the posted limit... and I noticed your left turn signal is out. |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2379 |
Mr. Musk, I'm sorry but I do not know who you are. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2380 |
I got it. Spread your wings. Take it to the limit. Eschew the quotidian. Last check on the bucket list. Attain the sublime thrill of visceral epiphany... I still gotta give you a ticket. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2381 |
You were going Mach 2 in a Mach .05 zone. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2382 |
Naw, that's cool. You left tail light is out. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2383 |
Sir, do you know how slow you were going? |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2384 |
You expect me to believe you thought the speed limit sign said 65 THOUSAND miles/hr? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2385 |
Don't tell me. A volkswagen passed you and said he couldn't get out of 2nd gear. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2386 |
And just who did you expect to repair the melted asphalt? |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2387 |
600 in a 40 zone ... you were flying! |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2388 |
I'm sorry Sir, no three wheeled vehicles are allowed on this highway! |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2389 |
I won't arrest you if you can hook me up with the guy you bought that from. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2390 |
For the Kennedy Space Center take a right at the next traffic light. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2391 |
I'll let you off with just a warning this time, but get that muffler repaired! |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2392 |
You can go ahead and tweet as much as you want that I'm an idiot Mr.Trump, but I suggest that you focus instead on trying to learn how to drive something with this much power. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2393 |
I don't care if you're late for a meeting - do you have any idea what the fines are for going 765 over the speed limit? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2394 |
Your left afterburner is out. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2395 |
Where did you learn to drive, Mars? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2396 |
I'm giving you two tickets for going twice the speed of sound |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2397 |
So you've just broken the world speed record? Tell me something I don't know. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2398 |
Son, the fact of the matter is your taillights are burned out |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2399 |
But officer, it was the slowest I could go. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2400 |
I stopped you because you were doing the speed limit. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2401 |
The "I was just keeping pace with the flow of traffic" argument doesn't actually apply to AIR traffic.... |
1.2093 |
0.05990 |
86 |
74 |
6 |
6 |
2402 |
I don't care if you were "only" going Mach .039. |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2403 |
No, contrary to what you may have read online this thing is NOT protected by the 2nd Amendment. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2404 |
You lost your front license plate |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2405 |
“You may consider yourself above the law but I’m going to bring you down to earth. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2406 |
I'm letting you off with a warning, but get that tint removed. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2407 |
Seriously, THAT much over the limit? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2408 |
License and physics, please. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2409 |
What wife? What baby? What hospital? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2410 |
You didn't yield for the International Space Station at 200,000 feet and it had the right of way. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2411 |
Sir, do you know what warp you were going? |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2412 |
For doing mach 3 in a 50 mile-an-hour zone, that's why. |
1.2093 |
0.05990 |
86 |
74 |
6 |
6 |
2413 |
Your rear thrust light is out. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2414 |
You'll need an emissions test sticker. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2415 |
Please tell me you were only reaching for your registration just then and that you didn't intend to eject your wife. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2416 |
Yeah, yeah, and I suppose you're wearing Speedo shorts, too. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2417 |
But officer, I hardly touched the accelerator! |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2418 |
Emergency landing? What type of a speeding excuse is that!? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2419 |
Because you failed to signal your descent. |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2420 |
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out you were speeding. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2421 |
Sir, are you aware your tail light is out? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2422 |
Yes there is no speed limit, but I heard you! |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2423 |
No, the B-2 evades radar. You have the B-3. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2424 |
Mach 4 in a 35. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2425 |
Can you tell me where the Bonneville salt flats are? |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2426 |
Sir. Didn't you see the No Afterburner" sign back there? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2427 |
And fix your mufflers, will you? |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2428 |
Do you know why I grounded you? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2429 |
Your left turn signal isn't working. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2430 |
Sorry, sir, whether it is Mach three or four, it is hazardous to drive with a broken tailight. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2431 |
Actually, I don't want to know. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2432 |
License, registration, and Orbital Mechanics degree, please. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2433 |
You know, you're the third joy-riding valet I've pulled over this week. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2434 |
Did you know you have no working taillights? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2435 |
Oh, c'mon, you KNOW where the fire is |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2436 |
One of your tail lights is out. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2437 |
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that you were speeding |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2438 |
Did you realize you forgot to signal back there? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2439 |
The exit for JPL was about two parsecs back. |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2440 |
Failure to signal a galaxy change. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2441 |
The speed limit in this town is Sound. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2442 |
Sir, do you know what the land speed record is? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2443 |
Just turn around and follow me to the station. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2444 |
Geez Max, and I thought you were a show-off in high school... |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2445 |
This is for being the sole occupant using the HOV lane |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2446 |
For not wearing a helmet. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2447 |
Dude, where's your car? |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2448 |
You're messing with me. Right? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2449 |
Speeding? No, this ticket is for the broken tail light. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2450 |
This is my first ticket for someone passing OVER me! |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2451 |
Sorry, officer, there is no glove compartment. My registration and smog certificate are on file with NASA. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2452 |
Sir, your left blinker is broken. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2453 |
What's the fine for 15 hundred over? |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2454 |
Are you aware you were going Mach 2 in a 55 mph zone? |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2455 |
Orbital velocities won't get you very far. Just sayin'. |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2456 |
Okay, son, just keep it under 800. |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2457 |
Sir, did you realise both your tail-lights are out? |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2458 |
I'm just surprised I caught up to you. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2459 |
Speed limits are not rocket science, sir. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2460 |
Congratulations, you just set the land speeding record. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2461 |
Ok, where's the firefight? |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2462 |
You were going 500 mph in a 400 mph zone. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2463 |
Sir you were going 500 miles per hour in a 25 mile per hour zone |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2464 |
You can't do Mach 1 in a 30 m.p.h. zone. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2465 |
Did you know your left afterburner is wonky? |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2466 |
Turn down the radio please. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2467 |
License and registration in 3, 2, 1…. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2468 |
So this is the new Tesla! |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2469 |
I clocked you doing Mach 2 in a Mach 1 zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to write you up. |
1.2093 |
0.05990 |
86 |
74 |
6 |
6 |
2470 |
Mach 10 is not the posted speed limit, sir. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2471 |
Sorry son, but bitcoin isn't a payment option. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2472 |
It's posted, sir: no afterburners. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2473 |
You know this would be different if you were black. |
1.2093 |
0.05990 |
86 |
74 |
6 |
6 |
2474 |
Where's the fire-- on Mars? |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2475 |
Son, the error code on my radar gun, in the owners manual it translates to "arrest him". |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2476 |
No , you are flying too low... |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2477 |
No texting! |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2478 |
Your tail light's busted |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2479 |
You were going just a bit over the speed limit. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2480 |
How fast does snapchat say that you were going? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2481 |
Please turn off your engines, I can't hear you. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2482 |
We're serious about the seat belt law in this state buddy |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2483 |
I couldn't get it up. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2484 |
Uber or Lyft? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2485 |
No, I'm afraid it's miles per hour, not mach per hour. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2486 |
Sorry, sir, but there is a minimum speed of 40 m.p.h. on this road. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2487 |
You were in the HOV lane. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2488 |
Your tail lights are too bright. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2489 |
I clocked you at Mach I in a 25 MPH zone. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2490 |
Third one of these I've pulled over this week. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2491 |
Sorry officer... I just pulled over to safely take a call. High tech ride but no blue tooth. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2492 |
Do you realize you're missing back left heat shield? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2493 |
You were going under the speed limit for this vehicle. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2494 |
Your brake lights are out. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2495 |
Yeah, I'd say it is running a little hot. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2496 |
I've warned you before about that broken tail light. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2497 |
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to eject yourself from the rocket-shark |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2498 |
Yeager, hmm....any relation to Chuck? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2499 |
this is your second warning to cool your jets |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2500 |
Sir, do you realize you were going 1,340 in a 35 mph zone? |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2501 |
You guys always go for out of state plates, huh? |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2502 |
Thanks for pulling over. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2503 |
I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2504 |
No, I'm Jerry Jetson, George's older brother. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2505 |
You know better than to break Mach 4. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2506 |
Did you know one of your taillights is out? |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2507 |
Any idea how much faster than the speed of sound you were going? |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2508 |
sir i pulled you over because this is a no fly zone. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2509 |
Do you know what Mach number you were going? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2510 |
But Officer, I couldn't hear your siren, I had broken the speed of sound! |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2511 |
You can't go faster than my radar gun. It's the law ... of physics. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2512 |
But officer, 120 is the new 60. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2513 |
I clocked you doing 2800 in a 55 mile per hour zone. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2514 |
Actually, I know precisely how fast I was going. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2515 |
Now remember to get that tail light fixed soon. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
2516 |
Did you know that your brake light is not working? |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2517 |
Do you know how many times over the speed of sound you were going? |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
2518 |
You're in a no afterburner zone. |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2519 |
I'm afraid that tic tac can't help you now. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
2520 |
No ma'am. The supersonic zone ended several miles back. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
2521 |
I'm sorry Mr. President-Elect, but our state road safety laws do apply to you. Now, please give me your birth certificate. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
2522 |
I had you clocked at 800 miles above speed limit. |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
2523 |
No, we don't recognize license plates from Pluto. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2524 |
I'm sorry sir, but rockets haven't been cool since the '56 Chevy. |
1.2045 |
0.05636 |
88 |
75 |
8 |
5 |
2525 |
It's illegal to drive without running lights, especially so at 450 miles per hour. |
1.2024 |
0.05813 |
84 |
72 |
7 |
5 |
2526 |
Your left turn light is on and it's driving everybody crazy. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2527 |
You're in the HOV lane. Anyone else in there? |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2528 |
This is a no-mach speed zone. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2529 |
Sorry, Officer. I was listening to NPR and didn't hear the siren. |
1.2024 |
0.05561 |
84 |
71 |
9 |
4 |
2530 |
That's right, three. I got you for 12,775 in a 45, then 3,788 in a 65... plus Failure to Yield. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2531 |
Thank you for becoming our top donor. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2532 |
Yea, that's right, you've been off the Salt Flats for 5 miles. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2533 |
According to Google maps this is the best route |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2534 |
Taking off, or landing? |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2535 |
Sir, you need a permit to break the sound barrier |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2536 |
I'll be glad to give you directions to the Bonneville Salt Flats. I'll also be glad to give you a ticket. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2537 |
Yes, I donate to the Police quarterly. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2538 |
Is this the road to the salt flats? |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2539 |
Never mind me, how fast were you going? |
1.2024 |
0.05813 |
84 |
72 |
7 |
5 |
2540 |
That's all well and good, son. But in this county you need to signal before an afterburn. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2541 |
Sir, are you aware that your afterburner light is broken? |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2542 |
Would you believe I'm on my way to DMV? |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2543 |
I don't care if a light year is a unit of distance, not speed. You were going too fast. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2544 |
And is your first name pronounced Ee-lon or Ay-lon, Mr. Musk? |
1.2024 |
0.05561 |
84 |
71 |
9 |
4 |
2545 |
You understand, of course, that the raison d'être of my vehicle is to break barriers. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2546 |
I got you going Mach 3 in a Mach 2 zone. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2547 |
Sir, your turn signals are smoking. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2548 |
Do you know how fast you should have been going? |
1.2024 |
0.05561 |
84 |
71 |
9 |
4 |
2549 |
Well yeah, the problem is the speed limit. But my name ain't Houston? |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2550 |
But I thought being part of the 1% gave me license to do anything, anytime, anywhere. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2551 |
Great, now my insurance is going to sky rocket. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2552 |
This is an illegal landing zone; I am going to have to ask you to move. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2553 |
Because I have acrophobia. |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2554 |
So sir I caught you for texting and flying... |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2555 |
Airplane seat belts don't pass muster down here, pal. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2556 |
Your parachute failed to deploy at the last stop sign. |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2557 |
I don't need to be a rocket science to give you a ticket, Mister. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2558 |
Sir, no need to speed yet. The Canadian border's open till January 20th. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2559 |
So this is the new Tesla! |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2560 |
You were traveling at Mach 2 in a 45 mile per hour zone. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2561 |
Sir, do you know how fast you were fleeing the country? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2562 |
I'm writing you up for a noise violation when you broke the sound barrier. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2563 |
Sorry, but the Salt Lake flats are in Utah. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2564 |
Is it because I'm white? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2565 |
I clocked you at 850. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2566 |
I don't know, couldn't have been more than eight hundred. |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2567 |
If you were going any slower, I'd have to be writing you a parking ticket. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2568 |
So you're going to Canada, are you? Can I hitch a ride? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2569 |
NASA is really aiming low these days. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2570 |
I've clocked you going 20x the speed of sound in a 10x the speed of sound zone. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2571 |
You were doing 25,000 mph in a 25 mph zone.... |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2572 |
You missed 74 stop signs and destroyed a cow. Selfie? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2573 |
Mr. Musk, you're no longer in California. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2574 |
Hmmm...do I know how fast I was going...55? 75? 285? Let me know when I'm getting warm... |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2575 |
Your right thruster light is out. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2576 |
Your brake lights are out. License and registration please |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2577 |
Are you aware that you were going 60,000 mph over the limit? |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2578 |
That's right, Mr. Musk. You're required to have both a front and a rear license plate. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2579 |
How's the pick up? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2580 |
I don't care if you were faster than sound, using a phone while driving is illegal. |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2581 |
You were doing 38 in a 30 mph zone. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2582 |
I didn't see anything... I heard a sonic boom. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2583 |
Do you know why I pulled you over, Sir? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2584 |
Do you know what mach you were going? |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
85 |
68 |
17 |
0 |
2585 |
For safety, I'll need you to push this off the highway until your tow arrives. |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2586 |
Are you sure the sign didn't say ONE sixty-five officer? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2587 |
I had you doing Mach 4 in a 30 mile per hour zone. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2588 |
Yes, I do know how to get to the Bonneville Salt Flats but you were still speeding. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2589 |
You've got a broken tail light. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2590 |
You were clocked at Mach 4 in a Mach 3 Zone. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2591 |
Wrong turn Mr. Musk? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2592 |
No, I don't issue warnings to first-time rocket offenders. |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2593 |
Sir did you know your taillight was out? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2594 |
"You're kidding! This is a no fly zone? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2595 |
Did you realize that you were doing Mach 7 in a school zone? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2596 |
Sorry for the inconvenience Senator McConnell, and give your best to the Mrs. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2597 |
Can I see your smog certificate? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2598 |
I'm going to have to write you up on that missing tail light. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2599 |
Could you tell me how fast you were going? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2600 |
Your left rear after-burner is out. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2601 |
Sir, do you know your left high pressure oxidizer turbo pump is out? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2602 |
Sir, are you aware your license plate light is out? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2603 |
I clocked you at 500 times the speed limit. |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2604 |
I'll take a driver's license or a pilot's license. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2605 |
Don't give me that old perception and reality stuff. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2606 |
Your afterburners need watering. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2607 |
Your tail lights are out. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2608 |
Hey rocket man. You might rule the skyway, but the highway is still my way. |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2609 |
Oh, so you heard the results of the election? |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2610 |
Thanks for pulling over. I see you are not wearing a seat belt, and your catalytic converter seems to be defective. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2611 |
I stopped you for tailgating |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2612 |
Could you tell me which way to the moon? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2613 |
You failed to signal before you turned and burned |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2614 |
I pulled you over because your taillights are burned out. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2615 |
You were doing Mach 1 in a twenty-five. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2616 |
Show me your pilot's license and registration. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2617 |
Did you know that you have a tail light out? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2618 |
Oh, didn't realize you're white. On your way. |
1.2000 |
0.05988 |
85 |
74 |
5 |
6 |
2619 |
Break light's out. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2620 |
Did you know your left rear light is out? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2621 |
You know your left brake light is out? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2622 |
Officer, forget it. The judge won,'t believe you. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
85 |
68 |
17 |
0 |
2623 |
Your right rear breaklight is out, plus, this is the most extreme mid-life crisis car I have seen. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2624 |
Do you realize you were going 200mph over the speed limit? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2625 |
Fire or a weddin'? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2626 |
You were going Mach 3 in a Mach 1. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2627 |
Here's a ticket for $1,000,006, you were going a thousand miles an hour above the speed limit. Slow down. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2628 |
"What makes you think I was speeding". |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2629 |
Sir, are you licensed by anyone else besides Donald Trump? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2630 |
All of our squad cars are now outfitted with warp drive. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2631 |
Sorry officer, I hit the wrong star-date. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
85 |
68 |
17 |
0 |
2632 |
Those aren't street legal after-burners, are they son? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2633 |
Your tail-lights are not only burned out, they burned down several head of cattle and a few goats. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2634 |
You incinerated that bicyclist you passed. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2635 |
I've heard that one before. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2636 |
Do you know why I stopped you today, ma'am? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2637 |
Is there something wrong, officer? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2638 |
Okay, where's the supernova? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2639 |
Really, that fast? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2640 |
Sir in some places passing to the left isn't even legal, let alone passing over them. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2641 |
you're going mach 3 in a mach 2 zone. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2642 |
Sorry 'Sully' but I'm going to need full name and registration. |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2643 |
Yes, Officer, I understand - no more Ludicrous Mode here in Mayberry |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2644 |
Officer, I was just keeping up with traffic! |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2645 |
You say you were only going 17,600 MPH ? |
1.2000 |
0.05988 |
85 |
74 |
5 |
6 |
2646 |
You'll need to take a defensive driver class. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2647 |
Don't give me that old "Which way to the Bonneville Salt Flats?" line. I hear it every day. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2648 |
It starts 95% of the time, do you think I should call AAA? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2649 |
The box said after four hours see a doctor immediately. |
1.2000 |
0.06217 |
85 |
75 |
3 |
7 |
2650 |
What's your hurry? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2651 |
Did you know that your left solid rocket engine light is out? |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2652 |
You were clocked going over 400 mph in a 55 zone but I'm letting you off with a warning this time. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2653 |
I'm sorry Sir, but spear nose attachments are illegal in this state. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2654 |
No arguments sir, your left and right rocket launchers need replacing. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2655 |
You made an illegal turn at the Skyway exit. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2656 |
The fine for Mach 1 is going to be a little stiff. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2657 |
Just signal before you merge next time, okay? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2658 |
Sir, your left tail light is out. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2659 |
I don't know what you're used to in the city, but there's a $50 fine for sonic booms in these here parts. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2660 |
Got a spare jumper cable? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2661 |
Barron, not again! What's your father gonna say this time? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2662 |
Sorry to stop you sir but your tail light is out. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2663 |
Did you know you were going warp 2 in a school zone? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2664 |
I realize that Mr. Musk but I will have to give you a ticket. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2665 |
It's a hybrid from Tesla and SpaceX |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2666 |
Please step out of the rocket. Your registration sticker appears to have expired last month. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2667 |
Ticketing violators isn't rocket science. It's justice. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2668 |
Have you by chance seen 2 thugs in hoodies? We've had some complaints. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2669 |
Mr. Musk, did you realize your tail light was out? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2670 |
If you're not allowed to exceed the speed of light, it's for a reason. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2671 |
You failed to indicate upon re-entry |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2672 |
Sir, I clocked you at Mach 1 over the speed limit..... |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2673 |
...and also, you aren't buckled up. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2674 |
Didja know you have a tail light out, sir? |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2675 |
Have you consumed any alcohol sir? |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
2676 |
Excuse me, sir. Your left tail-light is out. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2677 |
Sir, we frown upon breaking the sound barrier in these parts. |
1.1977 |
0.05687 |
86 |
74 |
7 |
5 |
2678 |
Congratulations. You've fully compensated. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2679 |
Yeah, it may look like a rocket, but that doesn't mean it'll fly. |
1.1977 |
0.05687 |
86 |
74 |
7 |
5 |
2680 |
I hear it all the time... and I'm guessing you're George Jetson. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2681 |
Sir, our radar has you going below warp speed. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2682 |
But when I bought it seat belts were optional. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2683 |
Officer, I was just testing my kids Christmas present. |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2684 |
What seems to be the problem, Officer Buzzkill? |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2685 |
Only going the speed of sound? Well, that a first! |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2686 |
I clocked you at Mach 1 in a 25 mile per hour zone. |
1.1928 |
0.06050 |
83 |
73 |
4 |
6 |
2687 |
You know you were doing 340 in a 30 right? |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2688 |
It fits the description. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2689 |
Aside from going 1,140 in a 25, do you know your tail light is out? |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2690 |
Your tail light burned out. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2691 |
I clocked you going 520 in a 55 mph zone. |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2692 |
Let me guess... it's the new Infinity. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2693 |
You have a busted tail light. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2694 |
Rocket science it may be but Cape Canaveral's the other way. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2695 |
Do you know you've got a charred tail light? |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2696 |
George Jetson, huh? Give me your real name, wise guy. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2697 |
Where's the fire, on the moon? |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2698 |
Sorry, Pal, lost your way going to The Salt Flats doesn't get it when you're in Kentucky. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2699 |
A plane? Officer, have you been drinking? |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2700 |
I am giving you a ticket for not wearing a helmet. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2701 |
This ain't the way to Bonneville, sonny. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2702 |
Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn? |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2703 |
Your right tail light is broken. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2704 |
Sorry, but you're not allowed to land here. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2705 |
No, actually, it's due to a joint program with the EPA concerning your exhaust. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2706 |
Elton, I still need to see your driver's license. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2707 |
I couldn't pass it up officer. It has less than 13 billion miles on it! |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2708 |
I get that the acceration is great, but isn't it tough to find a parking space? |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2709 |
Burning rubber, burning titanium, they're the same in my book, buddy. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2710 |
Do you know why I pulled you over, Mr. Musk? |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2711 |
One small step for a cop, one giant leap for mankind. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2712 |
Sir I stopped you because you have a broken tail light |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2713 |
Sir, you were going at light speed. Do you know how long it took me to catch up to you? |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2714 |
Your driver's side tail light is out |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2715 |
Nobody exceeds the speed of sound limit on my watch, Mr. Yeager. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2716 |
Rocket ship? Excuse me officer have you been drinking? |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2717 |
Sir, do you realize your were driving at light speed? |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2718 |
Ooo, Is that Rocket Man? I love this song! Turn it up. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2719 |
Sorry, Sir. You were going so fast I couldn't tell you were white. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2720 |
Sir, do you know how I pulled you over? Because I don't. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2721 |
Are you aware that you've got a broken tail light? |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2722 |
I don't care what century you came from , here's your speeding ticket . |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2723 |
No, your weren't speeding...you just fried a convoy of trucks. |
1.1928 |
0.05803 |
83 |
72 |
6 |
5 |
2724 |
Your afterburner is out. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2725 |
OK Mach , who's having the baby? |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2726 |
Just think of it as a second afterburn. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2727 |
Oh yeah, we'll we do things a little differ'nt here in Iowa. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2728 |
No sir, Canada is the other way. And please, slow down. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2729 |
Are you aware that your left blinker is out? |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2730 |
Welcome home. |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2731 |
Mach 5 in a school zone. |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2732 |
Both tail lights are burned to a crisp. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2733 |
Yes, please tell me how fast I was going. |
1.1928 |
0.04356 |
83 |
67 |
16 |
0 |
2734 |
Hey Buck Rogers..Your tail light is out. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2735 |
I'm pretty sure this is not an Oldsmobile Rocket. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
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