Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
You're right. No underwear. |
1.8163 |
0.03281 |
762 |
395 |
112 |
255 |
1 |
Like the pomp. Not crazy about the circumstances. |
1.8126 |
0.02952 |
747 |
326 |
235 |
186 |
2 |
Okay, our pomp is good. Now let's work on our circumstance. |
1.7984 |
0.03198 |
630 |
279 |
199 |
152 |
3 |
We're not the only ones that could use a shave. |
1.7682 |
0.03560 |
604 |
317 |
110 |
177 |
4 |
Could really use some rain on this parade. |
1.7598 |
0.03218 |
562 |
247 |
203 |
112 |
5 |
You see her, too, right? |
1.7360 |
0.03941 |
394 |
186 |
126 |
82 |
6 |
Another mile and it's my turn to wear the outfit. |
1.7345 |
0.03495 |
516 |
249 |
155 |
112 |
7 |
She's a tough act to follow. |
1.7344 |
0.03442 |
512 |
241 |
166 |
105 |
8 |
Should we just go around her? |
1.7269 |
0.03533 |
498 |
241 |
152 |
105 |
9 |
Trump said he knows more than the majorettes. |
1.7143 |
0.04104 |
469 |
271 |
61 |
137 |
10 |
I wish it would rain on our parade. |
1.7134 |
0.03546 |
471 |
226 |
154 |
91 |
11 |
Can we unfollow her? |
1.7087 |
0.03489 |
460 |
215 |
164 |
81 |
12 |
Personally, I could use a little less pomp and better circumstances. |
1.7061 |
0.03717 |
456 |
230 |
130 |
96 |
13 |
Just be glad we're not following the elephants. |
1.6887 |
0.03650 |
424 |
206 |
144 |
74 |
14 |
We'd be lost without her. |
1.6804 |
0.03923 |
413 |
218 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
Think she's into a mirage a trois? |
1.6758 |
0.03994 |
401 |
214 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
Maybe the rest of the band was right. |
1.6648 |
0.04185 |
352 |
187 |
96 |
69 |
17 |
She'd better be worth it. |
1.6596 |
0.04181 |
376 |
209 |
86 |
81 |
18 |
Following the Pied Piper, or even Moses to the Promised Land, is understandable, but THIS ??? |
1.6578 |
0.03937 |
374 |
194 |
114 |
66 |
19 |
Mirage a trois. |
1.6192 |
0.04298 |
323 |
181 |
84 |
58 |
20 |
"Who doesn't love a parade?" you said... |
1.6115 |
0.04042 |
314 |
165 |
106 |
43 |
21 |
This is my first mirage à trois, too. |
1.6102 |
0.04299 |
313 |
175 |
85 |
53 |
22 |
At least she got us off the desert island cartoon. |
1.6046 |
0.04406 |
306 |
175 |
77 |
54 |
23 |
Do you think she'd go for a mirage a trois? |
1.6032 |
0.04353 |
315 |
181 |
78 |
56 |
24 |
At least we're not following the horses. |
1.6020 |
0.04382 |
304 |
173 |
79 |
52 |
25 |
I don't think she remembers where we parked either. |
1.6020 |
0.04307 |
304 |
170 |
85 |
49 |
26 |
Believe me, her finale is worth it! |
1.6007 |
0.04138 |
303 |
163 |
98 |
42 |
27 |
God, I hate away games. |
1.5946 |
0.04532 |
296 |
174 |
68 |
54 |
28 |
I still can't see up her skirt. |
1.5795 |
0.04814 |
283 |
177 |
48 |
58 |
29 |
ENOUGH ALREADY with your 'hup,2,3,4 hup,2,3,4 ...' |
1.5791 |
0.04260 |
278 |
153 |
89 |
36 |
30 |
I'm thinking about quitting the band. |
1.5782 |
0.04448 |
275 |
157 |
77 |
41 |
31 |
Sure it's a mirage. But it's upbeat and motivating. |
1.5699 |
0.04369 |
272 |
154 |
81 |
37 |
32 |
I'm starting to think she might just be leading us on. |
1.5646 |
0.04289 |
271 |
152 |
85 |
34 |
33 |
I say we leave at half time. |
1.5639 |
0.04635 |
266 |
159 |
64 |
43 |
34 |
Florence always manages to put a positive spin on things. |
1.5639 |
0.04383 |
266 |
151 |
80 |
35 |
35 |
I can’t believe half of us voted for this. |
1.5634 |
0.04516 |
268 |
157 |
71 |
40 |
36 |
Now, there's a mirage I can really get behind. |
1.5623 |
0.04525 |
265 |
155 |
71 |
39 |
37 |
Tough act to follow. |
1.5623 |
0.04493 |
265 |
154 |
73 |
38 |
38 |
And they say men are too proud to ask for directions.. |
1.5623 |
0.04331 |
265 |
149 |
83 |
33 |
39 |
A twenty says she's lost. |
1.5573 |
0.04404 |
262 |
150 |
78 |
34 |
40 |
I knew we should have marched to the beat of a different drummer. |
1.5560 |
0.04768 |
259 |
159 |
56 |
44 |
41 |
I can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe we should ask for directions. |
1.5560 |
0.04705 |
259 |
157 |
60 |
42 |
42 |
At least we're not behind the elephants anymore. |
1.5556 |
0.04213 |
261 |
144 |
89 |
28 |
43 |
At which point will the saints come marching in? |
1.5543 |
0.04558 |
258 |
152 |
69 |
37 |
44 |
Maybe she's been leading us on? |
1.5512 |
0.04478 |
254 |
147 |
74 |
33 |
45 |
Remember to look sharp when we go past the reviewing stand. |
1.5512 |
0.04648 |
254 |
152 |
64 |
38 |
46 |
I fear we are being misled by a Drumph Majorette |
1.5508 |
0.04417 |
256 |
147 |
77 |
32 |
47 |
Mirage a trois. |
1.5508 |
0.04620 |
256 |
153 |
65 |
38 |
48 |
I figure that sooner or later we'll end up in front of Macy's. |
1.5491 |
0.04595 |
224 |
126 |
73 |
25 |
49 |
This will go down in history as the famous baton death march. |
1.5422 |
0.04792 |
249 |
154 |
55 |
40 |
50 |
This is your best mirage yet, Frank. |
1.5422 |
0.04441 |
249 |
144 |
75 |
30 |
51 |
Following her on Facebook was easier. |
1.5388 |
0.04607 |
245 |
146 |
66 |
33 |
52 |
At least we're no longer following the elephants. |
1.5385 |
0.04395 |
247 |
142 |
77 |
28 |
53 |
If we're lucky it will rain on our parade! |
1.5314 |
0.04735 |
239 |
146 |
59 |
34 |
54 |
Please, it's been five days since we ate the tuba player. |
1.5294 |
0.04713 |
238 |
145 |
60 |
33 |
55 |
At least we're not following the elephant! |
1.5294 |
0.04482 |
238 |
139 |
72 |
27 |
56 |
I can't believe you convinced me to follow a third party candidate. |
1.5294 |
0.04637 |
238 |
143 |
64 |
31 |
57 |
Just this once, I wish it would rain on our parade. |
1.5234 |
0.04683 |
235 |
143 |
61 |
31 |
58 |
I also follow her on social media . |
1.5216 |
0.04610 |
232 |
139 |
65 |
28 |
59 |
Worst. Band camp. Ever. |
1.5216 |
0.04610 |
232 |
139 |
65 |
28 |
60 |
We could use some rain on this parade. |
1.5195 |
0.04584 |
231 |
138 |
66 |
27 |
61 |
And they say that MEN refuse to ask for directions? |
1.5153 |
0.04402 |
229 |
133 |
74 |
22 |
62 |
I think she is just leading us on. |
1.5133 |
0.04786 |
226 |
140 |
56 |
30 |
63 |
It's called the baton death march. |
1.5133 |
0.05180 |
226 |
150 |
36 |
40 |
64 |
I'm thinking of quitting the band. |
1.5133 |
0.04786 |
226 |
140 |
56 |
30 |
65 |
You're out of step again. |
1.5111 |
0.04634 |
225 |
136 |
63 |
26 |
66 |
Maybe she has no idea where she's going, but I respect her enthusiasm. |
1.5089 |
0.04338 |
224 |
129 |
76 |
19 |
67 |
Great. Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day! |
1.5089 |
0.04819 |
224 |
140 |
54 |
30 |
68 |
She has no idea where any water is, but I like her spunk. |
1.5045 |
0.04668 |
220 |
134 |
61 |
25 |
69 |
Look at the bright side. At least we're not following the horses. |
1.5045 |
0.04624 |
220 |
133 |
63 |
24 |
70 |
It beats wandering around aimlessly. |
1.5045 |
0.04756 |
220 |
136 |
57 |
27 |
71 |
Just once I'd like to see it rain on this parade. |
1.5045 |
0.04928 |
220 |
140 |
49 |
31 |
72 |
Not the first time a woman has led us astray. |
1.5045 |
0.04712 |
220 |
135 |
59 |
26 |
73 |
You're out of step again. |
1.5045 |
0.04894 |
222 |
141 |
50 |
31 |
74 |
I'm married to her - what's your excuse? |
1.5023 |
0.04860 |
219 |
138 |
52 |
29 |
75 |
I'm kind of hoping it rains on our parade. |
1.5023 |
0.04816 |
219 |
137 |
54 |
28 |
76 |
She's a tough act to follow. |
1.5023 |
0.04773 |
219 |
136 |
56 |
27 |
77 |
My mother warned me that chasing skirts would be the death of me. |
1.4977 |
0.04625 |
217 |
132 |
62 |
23 |
78 |
What do you think our second wish should be? |
1.4977 |
0.05016 |
215 |
139 |
45 |
31 |
79 |
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. |
1.4953 |
0.03905 |
214 |
116 |
90 |
8 |
80 |
OK, it's a mirage, but it's my mirage. |
1.4953 |
0.04901 |
214 |
136 |
50 |
28 |
81 |
You're out of step. |
1.4930 |
0.04918 |
213 |
136 |
49 |
28 |
82 |
She promised me low taxes and no immigrants |
1.4930 |
0.04963 |
213 |
137 |
47 |
29 |
83 |
Worst. Halftime show. Ever. |
1.4880 |
0.05259 |
209 |
141 |
34 |
34 |
84 |
No, she's not with me, I thought she was with you. |
1.4856 |
0.04721 |
208 |
129 |
57 |
22 |
85 |
I thought she was with you. |
1.4804 |
0.04985 |
204 |
132 |
46 |
26 |
86 |
Without her we'd be nowhere |
1.4778 |
0.04702 |
203 |
126 |
57 |
20 |
87 |
Is this the Baton Death March? |
1.4778 |
0.04753 |
203 |
127 |
55 |
21 |
88 |
I sure wish it would rain on our parade! |
1.4752 |
0.04665 |
202 |
125 |
58 |
19 |
89 |
"I liked the Macy's Parade a lot more before global warming. |
1.4752 |
0.04922 |
202 |
130 |
48 |
24 |
90 |
I wish it would rain on our parade. |
1.4752 |
0.05070 |
202 |
133 |
42 |
27 |
91 |
She has more followers than we do. |
1.4750 |
0.05206 |
200 |
134 |
37 |
29 |
92 |
I think being out of step is the least of my worries. |
1.4726 |
0.04681 |
201 |
125 |
57 |
19 |
93 |
I was going to sign up for the Mars expedition but then I thought, hey, this is something I can do right now. |
1.4726 |
0.04940 |
201 |
130 |
47 |
24 |
94 |
I figure it's gotta rain on our parade eventually, right? |
1.4700 |
0.04855 |
200 |
128 |
50 |
22 |
95 |
I'm hoping it will rain on her parade |
1.4700 |
0.05008 |
200 |
131 |
44 |
25 |
96 |
I hope it rains on her parade. |
1.4700 |
0.05205 |
200 |
135 |
36 |
29 |
97 |
Let's hope it rains on this parade. |
1.4700 |
0.04803 |
200 |
127 |
52 |
21 |
98 |
Let's hope it rains on our parade. |
1.4697 |
0.05196 |
198 |
133 |
37 |
28 |
99 |
Without her we would've run right into that rock. |
1.4697 |
0.05046 |
198 |
130 |
43 |
25 |
100 |
I think she's leading you on. |
1.4697 |
0.05097 |
198 |
131 |
41 |
26 |
101 |
Its the view thats keeping me going. |
1.4697 |
0.05147 |
198 |
132 |
39 |
27 |
102 |
It'll be worth it just to see the look on her face when she realizes the band went the other way. |
1.4670 |
0.05013 |
197 |
129 |
44 |
24 |
103 |
I used to wonder around aimlessly until she came along. |
1.4670 |
0.05064 |
197 |
130 |
42 |
25 |
104 |
What? No - I'm following the bear on a unicycle... |
1.4670 |
0.05166 |
197 |
132 |
38 |
27 |
105 |
I'm still kind of hoping you are the mirage |
1.4670 |
0.04961 |
197 |
128 |
46 |
23 |
106 |
You think she knows there's only two of us left? |
1.4670 |
0.04909 |
197 |
127 |
48 |
22 |
107 |
I know. And just minutes ago things seemed bleak. |
1.4643 |
0.04764 |
196 |
124 |
53 |
19 |
108 |
We never should have joined the Death Valley Marching Band. |
1.4615 |
0.04890 |
195 |
126 |
48 |
21 |
109 |
If she were my mirage, she would be naked. |
1.4615 |
0.05204 |
195 |
132 |
36 |
27 |
110 |
Of course it's a mirage, but she seems to know where she's going. |
1.4615 |
0.04890 |
195 |
126 |
48 |
21 |
111 |
" I was hoping for a rescue without the fanfare". |
1.4615 |
0.04997 |
195 |
128 |
44 |
23 |
112 |
It's an away game! |
1.4611 |
0.04816 |
193 |
123 |
51 |
19 |
113 |
For me, it's the boots. |
1.4611 |
0.04927 |
193 |
125 |
47 |
21 |
114 |
Give it up Phil. If she hasn't noticed you by now... |
1.4611 |
0.04872 |
193 |
124 |
49 |
20 |
115 |
Of course she's a mirage. So am I. |
1.4611 |
0.04982 |
193 |
126 |
45 |
22 |
116 |
Actually, I'd rather it DID rain on her parade. |
1.4611 |
0.04760 |
193 |
122 |
53 |
18 |
117 |
I literally want it to rain on her parade. |
1.4611 |
0.04872 |
193 |
124 |
49 |
20 |
118 |
I can walk, I just like the view. |
1.4588 |
0.05275 |
194 |
133 |
33 |
28 |
119 |
"Ever get the feeling that she might be just leading us on?'' |
1.4583 |
0.04776 |
192 |
122 |
52 |
18 |
120 |
D'ya think it's too late to change majors? |
1.4583 |
0.05108 |
192 |
128 |
40 |
24 |
121 |
Good call on dumping the tubas. |
1.4583 |
0.04889 |
192 |
124 |
48 |
20 |
122 |
OK. My turn for the shadow. |
1.4583 |
0.04889 |
192 |
124 |
48 |
20 |
123 |
The next game we're valet parking. |
1.4583 |
0.05213 |
192 |
130 |
36 |
26 |
124 |
Let's hope it rains on this parade. |
1.4526 |
0.05036 |
190 |
126 |
42 |
22 |
125 |
"I really wish that it would rain on our parade". |
1.4526 |
0.04924 |
190 |
124 |
46 |
20 |
126 |
Suddenly I'm wishing it did rain on our parade. |
1.4526 |
0.05199 |
190 |
129 |
36 |
25 |
127 |
I hope to God it starts raining on this parade. |
1.4492 |
0.05038 |
187 |
124 |
42 |
21 |
128 |
OK, so she can read music. I still say she can't read a map. |
1.4492 |
0.05206 |
187 |
127 |
36 |
24 |
129 |
Next time, we follow MY hallucination. |
1.4486 |
0.05078 |
185 |
123 |
41 |
21 |
130 |
Who else do you follow? |
1.4432 |
0.05132 |
185 |
125 |
38 |
22 |
131 |
Get it? It’s the baton death march. |
1.4426 |
0.05288 |
183 |
126 |
33 |
24 |
132 |
Maybe your mirage has a friend for me. |
1.4426 |
0.04996 |
183 |
121 |
43 |
19 |
133 |
Miss one band practice and pay for it forever. |
1.4426 |
0.04750 |
183 |
117 |
51 |
15 |
134 |
What majorette? |
1.4426 |
0.04936 |
183 |
120 |
45 |
18 |
135 |
You have to admit, it's not as bad since we ditched our tubas. |
1.4426 |
0.04750 |
183 |
117 |
51 |
15 |
136 |
If we're just imagining her, does that make us sexist? |
1.4426 |
0.04996 |
183 |
121 |
43 |
19 |
137 |
I assumed you knew her. |
1.4396 |
0.04830 |
182 |
118 |
48 |
16 |
138 |
So do I say, "How much further?" Or is it "farther?" |
1.4396 |
0.05251 |
182 |
125 |
34 |
23 |
139 |
You're out of step. |
1.4396 |
0.05193 |
182 |
124 |
36 |
22 |
140 |
I said I'd follow her to the ends of the Earth. I think we're almost there. |
1.4396 |
0.04954 |
182 |
120 |
44 |
18 |
141 |
I think we lost something when the band died. |
1.4365 |
0.04783 |
181 |
117 |
49 |
15 |
142 |
So, this is the road not taken. |
1.4365 |
0.04909 |
181 |
119 |
45 |
17 |
143 |
This really is a tough act to follow. |
1.4358 |
0.05011 |
179 |
119 |
42 |
18 |
144 |
At least it won't rain on our parade. |
1.4358 |
0.05256 |
179 |
123 |
34 |
22 |
145 |
I wasn't following her. I was following you. |
1.4358 |
0.04754 |
179 |
115 |
50 |
14 |
146 |
Sad. She's obviously hallucinating. Not a band in sight. |
1.4358 |
0.05432 |
179 |
126 |
28 |
25 |
147 |
Still think choosing a leader who promised to take us in a new direction was a good idea? |
1.4358 |
0.05135 |
179 |
121 |
38 |
20 |
148 |
Let's hope it rains on our parade. |
1.4358 |
0.05011 |
179 |
119 |
42 |
18 |
149 |
Trust me, eventually we'll end up at Macy's. |
1.4326 |
0.05215 |
178 |
122 |
35 |
21 |
150 |
I'm dying for it to rain on her parade. |
1.4326 |
0.05336 |
178 |
124 |
31 |
23 |
151 |
You know what, Sam? I kinda wish it would rain on our parade. |
1.4326 |
0.05154 |
178 |
121 |
37 |
20 |
152 |
This really is the baton death march. |
1.4326 |
0.05092 |
178 |
120 |
39 |
19 |
153 |
I don't hear the band anymore, do you? |
1.4326 |
0.05092 |
178 |
120 |
39 |
19 |
154 |
See...I told you she's not wearing any. |
1.4326 |
0.05215 |
178 |
122 |
35 |
21 |
155 |
I think you're out of step. |
1.4294 |
0.04919 |
177 |
117 |
44 |
16 |
156 |
I see the piccolo player finally dropped off. |
1.4294 |
0.04650 |
177 |
113 |
52 |
12 |
157 |
I'm just saying, if we spell anything, 'SOS' makes more sense than 'Ohio.' |
1.4294 |
0.05296 |
177 |
123 |
32 |
22 |
158 |
I can't believe she hasn't noticed us yet... |
1.4294 |
0.05111 |
177 |
120 |
38 |
19 |
159 |
It's the journey, not the destination. |
1.4294 |
0.04919 |
177 |
117 |
44 |
16 |
160 |
It’s got a good beat, kind of easy to crawl to. |
1.4294 |
0.04984 |
177 |
118 |
42 |
17 |
161 |
By the way my name's Dave. |
1.4294 |
0.05173 |
177 |
121 |
36 |
20 |
162 |
In this case, I hope it does rain on our parade. |
1.4294 |
0.05048 |
177 |
119 |
40 |
18 |
163 |
I really wish it would rain on my parade! |
1.4294 |
0.05356 |
177 |
124 |
30 |
23 |
164 |
I guess I never really appreciated dry humor before |
1.4294 |
0.05235 |
177 |
122 |
34 |
21 |
165 |
I’m really hoping it rains on her parade. |
1.4261 |
0.05192 |
176 |
121 |
35 |
20 |
166 |
For argument's sake, let's imagine that it is in fact a divining rod. |
1.4261 |
0.04735 |
176 |
114 |
49 |
13 |
167 |
I told you we'd outlast the Tubas. |
1.4261 |
0.05192 |
176 |
121 |
35 |
20 |
168 |
A little rain on this parade might actually be refreshing. |
1.4261 |
0.05001 |
176 |
118 |
41 |
17 |
169 |
let's just follow her on instagram from here! |
1.4253 |
0.04840 |
174 |
114 |
46 |
14 |
170 |
I know she's not really there. I just love parades. |
1.4253 |
0.05299 |
174 |
121 |
32 |
21 |
171 |
I miss the band. |
1.4253 |
0.04909 |
174 |
115 |
44 |
15 |
172 |
Next year I'm going on a float. |
1.4253 |
0.04701 |
174 |
112 |
50 |
12 |
173 |
I can't remember. Is she your mirage or mine? |
1.4220 |
0.04787 |
173 |
113 |
47 |
13 |
174 |
She got decommissioned after leading her band into the Potomac. |
1.4220 |
0.03854 |
173 |
101 |
71 |
1 |
175 |
I really wish it would rain on my parade! |
1.4220 |
0.05126 |
173 |
118 |
37 |
18 |
176 |
And to think I laughed at that fortune teller for being so specific. |
1.4220 |
0.05060 |
173 |
117 |
39 |
17 |
177 |
We definitely took a wrong turn during the fight song. |
1.4220 |
0.05191 |
173 |
119 |
35 |
19 |
178 |
Seventy-six perfectly sensible trombonists and we had to follow her. |
1.4220 |
0.05126 |
173 |
118 |
37 |
18 |
179 |
I hate Band Camp. |
1.4220 |
0.05060 |
173 |
117 |
39 |
17 |
180 |
This was the worst Band Camp ever! |
1.4220 |
0.05256 |
173 |
120 |
33 |
20 |
181 |
When do you think she's going to realize that we're no longer a band? |
1.4220 |
0.04787 |
173 |
113 |
47 |
13 |
182 |
How do I know you're not the mirage? |
1.4211 |
0.05492 |
171 |
122 |
26 |
23 |
183 |
These Rose Bowl tickets you got from your brother-in-law --- what section were they in? |
1.4211 |
0.05169 |
171 |
117 |
36 |
18 |
184 |
She plans to make Death Valley great again. |
1.4211 |
0.05102 |
171 |
116 |
38 |
17 |
185 |
What if she's lost? |
1.4186 |
0.05403 |
172 |
122 |
28 |
22 |
186 |
She's a showgirl from the Mirage. |
1.4186 |
0.05403 |
172 |
122 |
28 |
22 |
187 |
Actually, I don't care if she knows where she's going. |
1.4186 |
0.04660 |
172 |
111 |
50 |
11 |
188 |
Is this your hallucination or mine? |
1.4152 |
0.05097 |
171 |
117 |
37 |
17 |
189 |
I'm beginning to think she's also lost. |
1.4152 |
0.05029 |
171 |
116 |
39 |
16 |
190 |
Just think where we'd be without her |
1.4152 |
0.04960 |
171 |
115 |
41 |
15 |
191 |
Is this your first No Pride Parade? |
1.4142 |
0.05472 |
169 |
121 |
26 |
22 |
192 |
Who cares if it's a mirage? I love a parade. |
1.4142 |
0.04858 |
169 |
112 |
44 |
13 |
193 |
I call it Baton Death March |
1.4142 |
0.05275 |
169 |
118 |
32 |
19 |
194 |
Are you sure she has a sister? |
1.4142 |
0.05275 |
169 |
118 |
32 |
19 |
195 |
Is it possible she's lost too? |
1.4142 |
0.04930 |
169 |
113 |
42 |
14 |
196 |
I'd like to see the looks on all their faces when they find out they made a wrong turn. |
1.4142 |
0.05140 |
169 |
116 |
36 |
17 |
197 |
She has the Pomp, but I wonder if she understands the Circumstance. |
1.4128 |
0.05006 |
172 |
117 |
39 |
16 |
198 |
Actually Frank, I think we crossed the line in the sand for weirdness some time back. |
1.4107 |
0.05295 |
168 |
118 |
31 |
19 |
199 |
She's probably just a mirage-erette. |
1.4107 |
0.05089 |
168 |
115 |
37 |
16 |
200 |
Next time, we follow MY hallucination. |
1.4107 |
0.04726 |
168 |
110 |
47 |
11 |
201 |
As mirages go, she ranks right up there close to water. |
1.4107 |
0.05089 |
168 |
115 |
37 |
16 |
202 |
It’s hard to believe we started out with 50 eligible bachelors. |
1.4107 |
0.04874 |
168 |
112 |
43 |
13 |
203 |
This won't end well, but the fact she stayed in character the entire time is REALLY impressive. |
1.4107 |
0.04573 |
168 |
108 |
51 |
9 |
204 |
Macy’s did say they would route the parade away from Trump Tower. |
1.4072 |
0.05382 |
167 |
119 |
28 |
20 |
205 |
I told you my flair gun would work. |
1.4072 |
0.03907 |
167 |
100 |
66 |
1 |
206 |
I wonder how the guys following Moses are doing. |
1.4072 |
0.05247 |
167 |
117 |
32 |
18 |
207 |
Hey Frank, this is a pub crawl, right? |
1.4072 |
0.04817 |
167 |
111 |
44 |
12 |
208 |
Next time I'll request less pomp and more circumstance. |
1.4072 |
0.04817 |
167 |
111 |
44 |
12 |
209 |
Pssst....our mirage isn't wearing any underwear. |
1.4072 |
0.05315 |
167 |
118 |
30 |
19 |
210 |
When did he say we'll be great again? |
1.4072 |
0.05247 |
167 |
117 |
32 |
18 |
211 |
Really? I voted for Trump, too! |
1.4072 |
0.05449 |
167 |
120 |
26 |
21 |
212 |
Good idea, dropping those tubas. |
1.4061 |
0.04779 |
165 |
109 |
45 |
11 |
213 |
Our only hope is for someone to rain on her parade. |
1.4061 |
0.05222 |
165 |
115 |
33 |
17 |
214 |
These seats better be good. |
1.4061 |
0.05079 |
165 |
113 |
37 |
15 |
215 |
Hey Sam. If you don't mind, I'm going to ask her out for a drink later. |
1.4061 |
0.05079 |
165 |
113 |
37 |
15 |
216 |
She calls it the Baton Death March. |
1.4061 |
0.05362 |
165 |
117 |
29 |
19 |
217 |
I hope it'll rain on our parade. |
1.4061 |
0.05222 |
165 |
115 |
33 |
17 |
218 |
No, it is right-left-right. |
1.4061 |
0.05005 |
165 |
112 |
39 |
14 |
219 |
When she stops we stand up and form the word Ohio. |
1.4061 |
0.05222 |
165 |
115 |
33 |
17 |
220 |
Remember, when they go high, we go low. |
1.4061 |
0.05498 |
165 |
119 |
25 |
21 |
221 |
What's a mirage et trois? |
1.4036 |
0.05126 |
166 |
115 |
35 |
16 |
222 |
I knew we should have followed the rabbit with the giant pocket watch. |
1.4024 |
0.05170 |
164 |
114 |
34 |
16 |
223 |
Your on the wrong hand. |
1.4024 |
0.05312 |
164 |
116 |
30 |
18 |
224 |
Now I'll never get that song out of my head. |
1.4024 |
0.05241 |
164 |
115 |
32 |
17 |
225 |
I say, let it rain on my parade. |
1.4024 |
0.05312 |
164 |
116 |
30 |
18 |
226 |
Does it sound like the music's getting fainter? |
1.4024 |
0.04871 |
164 |
110 |
42 |
12 |
227 |
Stop asking if we're there yet. |
1.4000 |
0.04998 |
165 |
113 |
38 |
14 |
228 |
What majorette? |
1.3988 |
0.05115 |
163 |
113 |
35 |
15 |
229 |
I'm starting to think we should have turned the other way back there with the rest of the band. |
1.3988 |
0.04964 |
163 |
111 |
39 |
13 |
230 |
I thought she said follow me for dessert. |
1.3988 |
0.05472 |
163 |
118 |
25 |
20 |
231 |
She doesn't know, does she? |
1.3988 |
0.05403 |
163 |
117 |
27 |
19 |
232 |
Smart move ditching the tubas. |
1.3988 |
0.04888 |
163 |
110 |
41 |
12 |
233 |
We are the parade, you dunce! |
1.3988 |
0.05188 |
163 |
114 |
33 |
16 |
234 |
The first rule of band camp initiation is: you don't talk about band camp initiation. |
1.3988 |
0.05040 |
163 |
112 |
37 |
14 |
235 |
No panties day!! |
1.3988 |
0.05676 |
163 |
121 |
19 |
23 |
236 |
Honestly, have you ever been to a worse parade? |
1.3988 |
0.04888 |
163 |
110 |
41 |
12 |
237 |
We should have bailed with the 76 trombones. |
1.3988 |
0.05040 |
163 |
112 |
37 |
14 |
238 |
Maybe this is something I should've raised a few miles back, but I think we might have been distracted by the spectacle |
1.3975 |
0.05083 |
161 |
111 |
36 |
14 |
239 |
I really wish someone would come along and rain on our parade ... |
1.3951 |
0.05352 |
162 |
116 |
28 |
18 |
240 |
Could really use some rain on this parade. |
1.3951 |
0.04981 |
162 |
111 |
38 |
13 |
241 |
I hope it rains on her parade. |
1.3938 |
0.05101 |
160 |
111 |
35 |
14 |
242 |
This is the last time I will trust a Yelp review. |
1.3938 |
0.05101 |
160 |
111 |
35 |
14 |
243 |
What are you doing after this? |
1.3938 |
0.05023 |
160 |
110 |
37 |
13 |
244 |
I'm kind of hoping it'll rain on her parade. |
1.3938 |
0.05101 |
160 |
111 |
35 |
14 |
245 |
A little rain on my parade sounds pretty good right now. |
1.3938 |
0.05023 |
160 |
110 |
37 |
13 |
246 |
I was a lot more enthusiastic when there were seventy-six of us. |
1.3938 |
0.05253 |
160 |
113 |
31 |
16 |
247 |
It's almost time for my solo. |
1.3938 |
0.05253 |
160 |
113 |
31 |
16 |
248 |
Really? My mirage looks like Robert Preston. |
1.3938 |
0.05023 |
160 |
110 |
37 |
13 |
249 |
One of us is out of step. |
1.3938 |
0.04944 |
160 |
109 |
39 |
12 |
250 |
This has become a baton death march. |
1.3938 |
0.05177 |
160 |
112 |
33 |
15 |
251 |
I thought she said come this way for dessert |
1.3938 |
0.04864 |
160 |
108 |
41 |
11 |
252 |
I hope someone rains on our parade. |
1.3899 |
0.05494 |
159 |
116 |
24 |
19 |
253 |
I just hope we make it back in time for the second half. |
1.3899 |
0.04880 |
159 |
108 |
40 |
11 |
254 |
Any chance it could rain on this parade? |
1.3899 |
0.04880 |
159 |
108 |
40 |
11 |
255 |
I don't know where she's going, but she's doing it with conviction. |
1.3899 |
0.05196 |
159 |
112 |
32 |
15 |
256 |
Are you sure this is the Trump bandwagon? |
1.3899 |
0.05272 |
159 |
113 |
30 |
16 |
257 |
Is it just me, or are halftimes getting longer? |
1.3861 |
0.05214 |
158 |
112 |
31 |
15 |
258 |
I'm starting to think that maybe some who wander are in fact lost. |
1.3861 |
0.04895 |
158 |
108 |
39 |
11 |
259 |
I'm as surprised as you are, but she's really given my life direction. |
1.3861 |
0.04895 |
158 |
108 |
39 |
11 |
260 |
So much for 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' |
1.3861 |
0.04895 |
158 |
108 |
39 |
11 |
261 |
Can we switch back to the oasis mirage now? |
1.3846 |
0.05101 |
156 |
109 |
34 |
13 |
262 |
Until now...I thought "I'd follow her to the end of the earth" was just an expression. |
1.3846 |
0.04852 |
156 |
106 |
40 |
10 |
263 |
I've come to the realization that I don't really love a parade all that much. |
1.3846 |
0.05020 |
156 |
108 |
36 |
12 |
264 |
Of course she's real, where would we be without her? |
1.3846 |
0.05101 |
156 |
109 |
34 |
13 |
265 |
Do you suppose we are being misled? |
1.3846 |
0.05101 |
156 |
109 |
34 |
13 |
266 |
You think I'm delusional? What about this majorette who's marching without a band? |
1.3846 |
0.05101 |
156 |
109 |
34 |
13 |
267 |
Please...rain on our parade. |
1.3846 |
0.05101 |
156 |
109 |
34 |
13 |
268 |
Please stop saying that you love a parade. |
1.3846 |
0.04766 |
156 |
105 |
42 |
9 |
269 |
Do you remember where we parked the car? |
1.3846 |
0.05020 |
156 |
108 |
36 |
12 |
270 |
Well, we're past the rock, hope we get to the hard place soon. |
1.3846 |
0.05101 |
156 |
109 |
34 |
13 |
271 |
I guess my ex was right about me. I really am a hopeless skirt chaser. |
1.3846 |
0.05101 |
156 |
109 |
34 |
13 |
272 |
It's not a mirage. She isn't wearing underwear. |
1.3846 |
0.05416 |
156 |
113 |
26 |
17 |
273 |
It's more fun when there's a band. |
1.3836 |
0.05031 |
159 |
111 |
35 |
13 |
274 |
This 6/8 beat is killing me. |
1.3806 |
0.05119 |
155 |
109 |
33 |
13 |
275 |
Are you still sure that's a divining rod? |
1.3806 |
0.04952 |
155 |
107 |
37 |
11 |
276 |
You want to just try Google maps? |
1.3806 |
0.05359 |
155 |
112 |
27 |
16 |
277 |
Some people are just born leaders. |
1.3806 |
0.04867 |
155 |
106 |
39 |
10 |
278 |
Spin classes are so last year... |
1.3806 |
0.05036 |
155 |
108 |
35 |
12 |
279 |
No, the "Bataan Death March" was spelled differently. |
1.3806 |
0.05119 |
155 |
109 |
33 |
13 |
280 |
I'm simply delighted to learn that dying of thirst is so much like a Fellini movie. |
1.3806 |
0.05436 |
155 |
113 |
25 |
17 |
281 |
I think I'm out of step. |
1.3806 |
0.05119 |
155 |
109 |
33 |
13 |
282 |
I can't help it. I love a parade. |
1.3806 |
0.05200 |
155 |
110 |
31 |
14 |
283 |
She goes high, we go low. |
1.3806 |
0.05119 |
155 |
109 |
33 |
13 |
284 |
I thought you knew her! |
1.3782 |
0.05010 |
156 |
109 |
35 |
12 |
285 |
I, for one, don't love a parade. |
1.3766 |
0.05053 |
154 |
108 |
34 |
12 |
286 |
Why didn't we just pay extra for the GPS? |
1.3766 |
0.05136 |
154 |
109 |
32 |
13 |
287 |
IS THIS A TRUMP PRESIDENCY METAPHOR?" "YES THIS IS A TRUMP PRESIDENCY METAPHOR. |
1.3766 |
0.05610 |
154 |
115 |
20 |
19 |
288 |
I think this is the Mirage Day Parade. |
1.3766 |
0.05218 |
154 |
110 |
30 |
14 |
289 |
The parade is real. It's global warming that's a delusion. |
1.3766 |
0.05218 |
154 |
110 |
30 |
14 |
290 |
I don't know about you but a parade always lifts my spirits! |
1.3766 |
0.05136 |
154 |
109 |
32 |
13 |
291 |
Okay, I grant you that the lake was a mirage, the Starbucks was a mirage, the MacDonald's and the Chipotle were mirages, but I swear she winked at me. |
1.3766 |
0.05136 |
154 |
109 |
32 |
13 |
292 |
She's hot. |
1.3750 |
0.05586 |
152 |
113 |
21 |
18 |
293 |
When we asked God to lead us out of this desert, I didn't expect this. |
1.3750 |
0.05265 |
152 |
109 |
29 |
14 |
294 |
Not long ago, I followed another strong, confident woman who claimed to know where she was headed ... and it turned out pretty much like this. |
1.3750 |
0.04923 |
152 |
105 |
37 |
10 |
295 |
Wow, those boots really were made for walking. |
1.3750 |
0.05347 |
152 |
110 |
27 |
15 |
296 |
I take it back. I DON'T love a parade. |
1.3750 |
0.05347 |
152 |
110 |
27 |
15 |
297 |
One more chorus of "Strike up the Band" and I'm turning around! |
1.3750 |
0.05508 |
152 |
112 |
23 |
17 |
298 |
It's times like this I wish I played an instrument. |
1.3750 |
0.05182 |
152 |
108 |
31 |
13 |
299 |
After forty years in the desert, we're finally going to a bowl game. |
1.3750 |
0.05265 |
152 |
109 |
29 |
14 |
300 |
Sure beats being stranded on a small island with only a palm tree. |
1.3750 |
0.05011 |
152 |
106 |
35 |
11 |
301 |
Next time, I get to pick the mirage, okay? |
1.3750 |
0.05011 |
152 |
106 |
35 |
11 |
302 |
Because everyone loves a parade, that's why. |
1.3750 |
0.05347 |
152 |
110 |
27 |
15 |
303 |
You think half-time is over yet? |
1.3750 |
0.05182 |
152 |
108 |
31 |
13 |
304 |
Remember, smile and wave to the crowd. |
1.3750 |
0.05097 |
152 |
107 |
33 |
12 |
305 |
I sure wish it would rain on our parade! |
1.3750 |
0.05182 |
152 |
108 |
31 |
13 |
306 |
This would be more fun with music |
1.3750 |
0.05011 |
152 |
106 |
35 |
11 |
307 |
Trust me, this species of majorette always heads for water. |
1.3709 |
0.05114 |
151 |
107 |
32 |
12 |
308 |
I'm beginning to think this is not the way back to Macy's. |
1.3709 |
0.05839 |
151 |
116 |
14 |
21 |
309 |
I don't care; I'm still with Her! |
1.3709 |
0.05114 |
151 |
107 |
32 |
12 |
310 |
Will you PLEASE stop whistling "Seventy-six Trombones"? |
1.3709 |
0.04848 |
151 |
104 |
38 |
9 |
311 |
That vulture float was amazing. |
1.3709 |
0.05529 |
151 |
112 |
22 |
17 |
312 |
At least it won't rain on our parade. |
1.3709 |
0.05199 |
151 |
108 |
30 |
13 |
313 |
Maybe it will rain on her parade. |
1.3709 |
0.05114 |
151 |
107 |
32 |
12 |
314 |
If you can see her too, I think we have a chance. |
1.3709 |
0.04938 |
151 |
105 |
36 |
10 |
315 |
I don't remember the safe word either. |
1.3709 |
0.05608 |
151 |
113 |
20 |
18 |
316 |
She just keeps getting hotter and hotter. |
1.3709 |
0.04938 |
151 |
105 |
36 |
10 |
317 |
I wish she'd stop and ask for directions. |
1.3709 |
0.05199 |
151 |
108 |
30 |
13 |
318 |
I think I misread the invitation. I thought it said 'Come for dessert. |
1.3709 |
0.05027 |
151 |
106 |
34 |
11 |
319 |
I wish someone would rain on our parade. |
1.3709 |
0.05367 |
151 |
110 |
26 |
15 |
320 |
The hardest thing for me is keeping the beat. |
1.3709 |
0.04848 |
151 |
104 |
38 |
9 |
321 |
She's not much on direction, but you can't beat her enthusiasm |
1.3709 |
0.04566 |
151 |
101 |
44 |
6 |
322 |
What if we had followed the elephants? |
1.3709 |
0.04566 |
151 |
101 |
44 |
6 |
323 |
It was the kinky boots, wasn't it? |
1.3709 |
0.04662 |
151 |
102 |
42 |
7 |
324 |
Look on the bright side. Joining the band gets us out of P.E. |
1.3667 |
0.05131 |
150 |
107 |
31 |
12 |
325 |
Best mirage this week. |
1.3667 |
0.05302 |
150 |
109 |
27 |
14 |
326 |
Are you sure that's a divining rod? |
1.3667 |
0.05217 |
150 |
108 |
29 |
13 |
327 |
I'll keep smiling to the crowd but I'm done waving! |
1.3667 |
0.05217 |
150 |
108 |
29 |
13 |
328 |
I see London! I see France! |
1.3667 |
0.05550 |
150 |
112 |
21 |
17 |
329 |
How much further before we tell her the rest of the band is dead. |
1.3667 |
0.05043 |
150 |
106 |
33 |
11 |
330 |
Okay, is it just me or have I seen that grain of sand before? |
1.3667 |
0.05131 |
150 |
107 |
31 |
12 |
331 |
We had 76 trombones when we started. |
1.3649 |
0.04996 |
148 |
104 |
34 |
10 |
332 |
Funny thing is, in high school she wouldn't give me the time of day. |
1.3649 |
0.05520 |
148 |
110 |
22 |
16 |
333 |
It never rains on this parade. |
1.3649 |
0.05265 |
148 |
107 |
28 |
13 |
334 |
Now would be an ideal time for it to rain on our parade. |
1.3636 |
0.05197 |
154 |
112 |
28 |
14 |
335 |
What's the downside if we stop following her? |
1.3605 |
0.04917 |
147 |
103 |
35 |
9 |
336 |
Keep following her. Where there is a drum major, there is a large cooler of Gatorade. |
1.3605 |
0.04917 |
147 |
103 |
35 |
9 |
337 |
By all means, rain on my parade! |
1.3605 |
0.04821 |
147 |
102 |
37 |
8 |
338 |
She's lost too, but you have to give her style points |
1.3605 |
0.05103 |
147 |
105 |
31 |
11 |
339 |
I can't decide what's worse — that she's leading us to our doom, or that she's been behind the beat for the last ten miles." |
1.3605 |
0.04724 |
147 |
101 |
39 |
7 |
340 |
Either she's deaf or we're dumb. |
1.3605 |
0.05541 |
147 |
110 |
21 |
16 |
341 |
Thank goodness there are no elephants in this parade. |
1.3605 |
0.05624 |
147 |
111 |
19 |
17 |
342 |
Don't you just love a parade? |
1.3605 |
0.05370 |
147 |
108 |
25 |
14 |
343 |
How long is halftime? |
1.3605 |
0.04917 |
147 |
103 |
35 |
9 |
344 |
I thought that Trump's inaugural parade would look flashier than this. |
1.3605 |
0.05541 |
147 |
110 |
21 |
16 |
345 |
I wish somebody would rain on her parade! |
1.3605 |
0.05194 |
147 |
106 |
29 |
12 |
346 |
I told you we should have ridden on the float instead. |
1.3605 |
0.05103 |
147 |
105 |
31 |
11 |
347 |
I'm with her! |
1.3605 |
0.05283 |
147 |
107 |
27 |
13 |
348 |
But we're making great time. |
1.3605 |
0.04917 |
147 |
103 |
35 |
9 |
349 |
Trust me Jerry, it's bound to rain on her parade eventually. |
1.3605 |
0.05283 |
147 |
107 |
27 |
13 |
350 |
You want to tell her she's lost or should I? |
1.3605 |
0.05541 |
147 |
110 |
21 |
16 |
351 |
This is far more entertaining than the palm tree mirage we had yesterday. |
1.3605 |
0.05194 |
147 |
106 |
29 |
12 |
352 |
Well according to MY mirage, YOU’RE out of step! |
1.3605 |
0.05370 |
147 |
108 |
25 |
14 |
353 |
I can't believe it's still half-time. |
1.3605 |
0.05103 |
147 |
105 |
31 |
11 |
354 |
When are we going to quit following every skirt that parades by? |
1.3605 |
0.05283 |
147 |
107 |
27 |
13 |
355 |
Michigan State. How about you? |
1.3562 |
0.04835 |
146 |
102 |
36 |
8 |
356 |
Thank heaven for Doris. I would have given up by now. |
1.3562 |
0.05562 |
146 |
110 |
20 |
16 |
357 |
At least she's spunkier than the bagpipe player we had last week. |
1.3562 |
0.04835 |
146 |
102 |
36 |
8 |
358 |
Thanks again for coming; this really means a lot to Katie and me. |
1.3562 |
0.05476 |
146 |
109 |
22 |
15 |
359 |
Right hand forward Harold. Right hand. |
1.3562 |
0.05119 |
146 |
105 |
30 |
11 |
360 |
At least she went around the rock. |
1.3542 |
0.04774 |
144 |
100 |
37 |
7 |
361 |
This rescue service is all show. |
1.3542 |
0.04875 |
144 |
101 |
35 |
8 |
362 |
She certainly looked like she knew where she was going! |
1.3542 |
0.05165 |
144 |
104 |
29 |
11 |
363 |
Something tells me we should have stopped for a water break with the rest of the band. |
1.3542 |
0.05440 |
144 |
107 |
23 |
14 |
364 |
Guess we should have followed the tuba player. |
1.3542 |
0.05528 |
144 |
108 |
21 |
15 |
365 |
I'm hoping we're gonna spell out "HELP" when we're done with "BEAT STATE." |
1.3542 |
0.05440 |
144 |
107 |
23 |
14 |
366 |
Ask her if she knows the way to San Jose. |
1.3542 |
0.05165 |
144 |
104 |
29 |
11 |
367 |
Mirage? No, I'm following her because she's got the same voice as my GPS. |
1.3542 |
0.05258 |
144 |
105 |
27 |
12 |
368 |
How long can halftime last? |
1.3542 |
0.05440 |
144 |
107 |
23 |
14 |
369 |
I think it's safe to say, this is one parade that won't get rained on. |
1.3542 |
0.05258 |
144 |
105 |
27 |
12 |
370 |
And just think of how many times we've said "Don't rain on my parade!" |
1.3542 |
0.05165 |
144 |
104 |
29 |
11 |
371 |
Please let it rain on my parade. |
1.3542 |
0.04974 |
144 |
102 |
33 |
9 |
372 |
What happened to the seventy-six trombones? |
1.3537 |
0.05090 |
147 |
106 |
30 |
11 |
373 |
I'm thinking about cutting out a little early to beat the traffic. |
1.3497 |
0.05276 |
143 |
105 |
26 |
12 |
374 |
Well, it's cheaper than Burning Man. |
1.3497 |
0.05368 |
143 |
106 |
24 |
13 |
375 |
Well I was standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. |
1.3497 |
0.05086 |
143 |
103 |
30 |
10 |
376 |
Search and Rescue has really upped their game! |
1.3497 |
0.05086 |
143 |
103 |
30 |
10 |
377 |
As mirages go, this one ain't bad. |
1.3497 |
0.05368 |
143 |
106 |
24 |
13 |
378 |
Hey, you're out of step. |
1.3475 |
0.04930 |
141 |
100 |
33 |
8 |
379 |
How long does halftime last? |
1.3475 |
0.05419 |
141 |
105 |
23 |
13 |
380 |
In my reality I am the hallucination. |
1.3475 |
0.05325 |
141 |
104 |
25 |
12 |
381 |
At this point I'd settle for rain on our parade. |
1.3475 |
0.05229 |
141 |
103 |
27 |
11 |
382 |
At least we outlasted the band. |
1.3475 |
0.04720 |
141 |
98 |
37 |
6 |
383 |
I'm not mad at you anymore for using up our final wish. |
1.3475 |
0.05131 |
141 |
102 |
29 |
10 |
384 |
I just don't believe in unfollowing people. |
1.3475 |
0.05229 |
141 |
103 |
27 |
11 |
385 |
The one time that I actually need it to rain on my parade and not a drop! |
1.3475 |
0.05229 |
141 |
103 |
27 |
11 |
386 |
Well, we got trouble, and that starts with "T" and that rhymes with "D" and that stands for desert. |
1.3475 |
0.05325 |
141 |
104 |
25 |
12 |
387 |
Let's rethink moving the NFL to Vegas. |
1.3475 |
0.05603 |
141 |
107 |
19 |
15 |
388 |
I sure hope it's gonna rain on this parade! |
1.3475 |
0.05419 |
141 |
105 |
23 |
13 |
389 |
I'd ask her, but I've only just started seeing her. |
1.3475 |
0.05325 |
141 |
104 |
25 |
12 |
390 |
Excellent! It's the old Ethel Merman mirage. |
1.3475 |
0.05325 |
141 |
104 |
25 |
12 |
391 |
I see London..... |
1.3475 |
0.05325 |
141 |
104 |
25 |
12 |
392 |
I'm enjoying this one. You get to pick the next mirage as well. |
1.3475 |
0.05031 |
141 |
101 |
31 |
9 |
393 |
The Macy's parade gets longer every year. |
1.3475 |
0.05325 |
141 |
104 |
25 |
12 |
394 |
Well, didn't I tell you this was a majorette mistake? |
1.3475 |
0.05229 |
141 |
103 |
27 |
11 |
395 |
Death Valley State always has a great halfway show. |
1.3475 |
0.05229 |
141 |
103 |
27 |
11 |
396 |
I wonder what second prize was. |
1.3475 |
0.05419 |
141 |
105 |
23 |
13 |
397 |
Wait, I thought this was your mirage. |
1.3475 |
0.05031 |
141 |
101 |
31 |
9 |
398 |
Keep an open mind, she says she can bring us jobs... |
1.3475 |
0.05512 |
141 |
106 |
21 |
14 |
399 |
Once we lost the 76 trombones back there, I had a feeling we were in trouble. |
1.3475 |
0.05031 |
141 |
101 |
31 |
9 |
400 |
We should try marching to the beat of a different drummer. |
1.3475 |
0.05031 |
141 |
101 |
31 |
9 |
401 |
Relax, if those storm clouds come any closer, who do you think'll get zapped first? |
1.3475 |
0.05325 |
141 |
104 |
25 |
12 |
402 |
Hey pal, no butting in line! |
1.3475 |
0.05031 |
141 |
101 |
31 |
9 |
403 |
I hope it rains on her parade _ soon! |
1.3475 |
0.05419 |
141 |
105 |
23 |
13 |
404 |
I'm telling you, she's a drum miragette. |
1.3472 |
0.05056 |
144 |
104 |
30 |
10 |
405 |
Well, the good news is that this hallucination means we've reached the halfway point. |
1.3451 |
0.05002 |
142 |
102 |
31 |
9 |
406 |
I would love some rain on this parade. |
1.3451 |
0.05198 |
142 |
104 |
27 |
11 |
407 |
Stay in step! |
1.3451 |
0.05002 |
142 |
102 |
31 |
9 |
408 |
Well, she is 97% water. |
1.3451 |
0.05101 |
142 |
103 |
29 |
10 |
409 |
That 3/8 time signature is a killer. |
1.3451 |
0.05002 |
142 |
102 |
31 |
9 |
410 |
I told you she'd go around the rock. |
1.3429 |
0.05147 |
140 |
102 |
28 |
10 |
411 |
Oh, give her a break. It's her first day. |
1.3429 |
0.05245 |
140 |
103 |
26 |
11 |
412 |
Next time let's spring for one that comes with GPS. |
1.3429 |
0.05342 |
140 |
104 |
24 |
12 |
413 |
Do you ever get the feeling we put too much faith in the system? |
1.3429 |
0.04730 |
140 |
98 |
36 |
6 |
414 |
I've been thinking, she probably should have made a left on 59th Street. |
1.3429 |
0.05046 |
140 |
101 |
30 |
9 |
415 |
Mirage? No, I think she's from the Bellagio. |
1.3429 |
0.05438 |
140 |
105 |
22 |
13 |
416 |
Maybe we should have marched to the beat of somebody else's drummer. |
1.3429 |
0.05147 |
140 |
102 |
28 |
10 |
417 |
It's been two days. Let's face it, no one is going to turn out for this thing. |
1.3429 |
0.05046 |
140 |
101 |
30 |
9 |
418 |
You're not in sync. |
1.3429 |
0.05342 |
140 |
104 |
24 |
12 |
419 |
We really wasted time going around that rock |
1.3429 |
0.05147 |
140 |
102 |
28 |
10 |
420 |
Oh yeah? Since when does a Mirage leave boot prints? |
1.3429 |
0.05046 |
140 |
101 |
30 |
9 |
421 |
Remind me again why she couldn't just "tell" us how to get there?? |
1.3429 |
0.04838 |
140 |
99 |
34 |
7 |
422 |
I wish it would hurry up and rain on our parade already. |
1.3429 |
0.05342 |
140 |
104 |
24 |
12 |
423 |
Is it wrong to hope that it rains on her parade? |
1.3429 |
0.05438 |
140 |
105 |
22 |
13 |
424 |
No, it's left knee on the beat. |
1.3429 |
0.04838 |
140 |
99 |
34 |
7 |
425 |
If you say "I love a parade" one more time, I'm going to strangle you. |
1.3429 |
0.04943 |
140 |
100 |
32 |
8 |
426 |
This is the last time I hook up with someone on March.com |
1.3429 |
0.04943 |
140 |
100 |
32 |
8 |
427 |
I think she's leading you on. |
1.3429 |
0.04730 |
140 |
98 |
36 |
6 |
428 |
An hour ago I would have sworn she was a camel! |
1.3429 |
0.05046 |
140 |
101 |
30 |
9 |
429 |
I told you to go before we left. |
1.3429 |
0.04943 |
140 |
100 |
32 |
8 |
430 |
I can see up her skirt. |
1.3429 |
0.06148 |
140 |
113 |
6 |
21 |
431 |
I'm beginning to have doubts. |
1.3429 |
0.05342 |
140 |
104 |
24 |
12 |
432 |
I thought I was hallucinating, but then I heard the band. |
1.3429 |
0.05714 |
140 |
108 |
16 |
16 |
433 |
I actually hope it rains on this parade. |
1.3429 |
0.04943 |
140 |
100 |
32 |
8 |
434 |
That's it for me. No more chasing women. |
1.3429 |
0.04943 |
140 |
100 |
32 |
8 |
435 |
I thought the piccolo player would have lasted a little longer. |
1.3429 |
0.04943 |
140 |
100 |
32 |
8 |
436 |
Oh no, I was crawling long before she showed up. |
1.3429 |
0.05342 |
140 |
104 |
24 |
12 |
437 |
Shedding those drums made a world of difference, don't you think? |
1.3407 |
0.04837 |
135 |
95 |
34 |
6 |
438 |
She's really more of a 'fantasy' than a 'mirage.' |
1.3381 |
0.05262 |
139 |
103 |
25 |
11 |
439 |
Burning Man sure looks a lot different in the pictures. |
1.3381 |
0.05551 |
139 |
106 |
19 |
14 |
440 |
I'm saying it must be a hell of an oasis |
1.3381 |
0.05162 |
139 |
102 |
27 |
10 |
441 |
What drum majorette?! |
1.3381 |
0.05551 |
139 |
106 |
19 |
14 |
442 |
Stay in formation! |
1.3381 |
0.05060 |
139 |
101 |
29 |
9 |
443 |
This is much easier without the tuba. |
1.3381 |
0.04741 |
139 |
98 |
35 |
6 |
444 |
It just isn't the same without confetti. |
1.3381 |
0.05262 |
139 |
103 |
25 |
11 |
445 |
This is much better than following the elephants. |
1.3381 |
0.05060 |
139 |
101 |
29 |
9 |
446 |
May it rain on her parade! |
1.3381 |
0.05262 |
139 |
103 |
25 |
11 |
447 |
As mirages go...this one's a dandy! |
1.3381 |
0.05060 |
139 |
101 |
29 |
9 |
448 |
Are you sure she can get us "Hamilton" tickets? |
1.3381 |
0.05262 |
139 |
103 |
25 |
11 |
449 |
You know, it's not sexist to ask her if she's sure this is the right way. |
1.3381 |
0.05060 |
139 |
101 |
29 |
9 |
450 |
The tuba players are always the first to go. |
1.3381 |
0.05060 |
139 |
101 |
29 |
9 |
451 |
That is a divining rod, right? |
1.3381 |
0.05060 |
139 |
101 |
29 |
9 |
452 |
She's always been an optimist. |
1.3359 |
0.05376 |
131 |
97 |
24 |
10 |
453 |
I hope we get back to the stadium in time for the second half. |
1.3358 |
0.04890 |
137 |
98 |
32 |
7 |
454 |
Next time we follow my Mirage. |
1.3358 |
0.05105 |
137 |
100 |
28 |
9 |
455 |
Don't look at me, we both voted for him! |
1.3358 |
0.05606 |
137 |
105 |
18 |
14 |
456 |
Maybe it will rain on her parade. |
1.3358 |
0.04999 |
137 |
99 |
30 |
8 |
457 |
Well, we did vote for change. |
1.3358 |
0.05509 |
137 |
104 |
20 |
13 |
458 |
I can't help it, I just love a parade. |
1.3358 |
0.05209 |
137 |
101 |
26 |
10 |
459 |
Having a leader with great stamina and no sense of direction is not working for me. |
1.3358 |
0.05411 |
137 |
103 |
22 |
12 |
460 |
"When I started following she was a Clydesdale pulling a beer wagon."i |
1.3358 |
0.05701 |
137 |
106 |
16 |
15 |
461 |
So this one time at band camp... |
1.3358 |
0.05311 |
137 |
102 |
24 |
11 |
462 |
I still think it's better than last year's Burning Man. |
1.3358 |
0.05311 |
137 |
102 |
24 |
11 |
463 |
I'd say she's a few trombones short of 76, wouldn't you? |
1.3358 |
0.05411 |
137 |
103 |
22 |
12 |
464 |
I think that for a mirage she keeps cadence quite well. |
1.3358 |
0.05105 |
137 |
100 |
28 |
9 |
465 |
I hope this mirage knows where's she going! |
1.3358 |
0.05606 |
137 |
105 |
18 |
14 |
466 |
Seems like a big buildup for a cup of water. |
1.3357 |
0.04926 |
140 |
101 |
31 |
8 |
467 |
I really hope it rains on this parade. |
1.3333 |
0.05571 |
138 |
106 |
18 |
14 |
468 |
Keep following. She's the new secretary of the interior |
1.3333 |
0.05361 |
135 |
101 |
23 |
11 |
469 |
I follow her on Twitter also |
1.3333 |
0.05151 |
135 |
99 |
27 |
9 |
470 |
Hallucination or not, she's got spirit. |
1.3333 |
0.04932 |
135 |
97 |
31 |
7 |
471 |
Next time we follow the different drummer. |
1.3333 |
0.05278 |
138 |
103 |
24 |
11 |
472 |
Best mirage we've ever had! |
1.3333 |
0.05294 |
141 |
106 |
23 |
12 |
473 |
Handel's Water Music, what do you hear? |
1.3333 |
0.05464 |
135 |
102 |
21 |
12 |
474 |
I know she's only a mirage, but what else have we got? |
1.3333 |
0.04861 |
138 |
99 |
32 |
7 |
475 |
She knows we're here, right? |
1.3333 |
0.05257 |
135 |
100 |
25 |
10 |
476 |
Best mirage ever! |
1.3333 |
0.05361 |
135 |
101 |
23 |
11 |
477 |
Funny...A second ago she was wearing underpants. |
1.3309 |
0.05528 |
136 |
104 |
19 |
13 |
478 |
Is is too late to pick 'truth'? |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
479 |
I still can't tell if she's wearing panties. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
480 |
Is it just me, or is she actually picking up the pace? |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
481 |
I chose an entertaining leader, not a good one. |
1.3309 |
0.05528 |
136 |
104 |
19 |
13 |
482 |
She has a lousy sense of direction but I'd follow those legs anywhere. |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
483 |
Is the rest of the band still back there? |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
484 |
Perhaps following the water boy would have been a better idea. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
485 |
Now you ‘oom’ and I’ll ‘pah.’ |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
486 |
Makes you wonder why we're crawling. |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
487 |
Stay in step! |
1.3309 |
0.05429 |
136 |
103 |
21 |
12 |
488 |
This mirage is more up beat than the last one. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
489 |
It's only when you're close to death that you really learn to appreciate the arts. |
1.3309 |
0.05429 |
136 |
103 |
21 |
12 |
490 |
I thought we were following her only on Facebook. |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
491 |
You won't believe my next wish. |
1.3309 |
0.04674 |
136 |
96 |
35 |
5 |
492 |
And, you're sure she winked at us during the game. |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
493 |
Guess what I am hallucinating now. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
494 |
As mirages go, one could do worse. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
495 |
In your mirage, is she blonde or brunette? |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
496 |
Not the Inauguration parade most of us were expecting. |
1.3309 |
0.05528 |
136 |
104 |
19 |
13 |
497 |
Are you sure that's a divining rod? |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
498 |
Is she your mirage or mine? |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
499 |
Bro, Burning Man, am I right? |
1.3309 |
0.05528 |
136 |
104 |
19 |
13 |
500 |
I was a drummer. What did you play? |
1.3309 |
0.05429 |
136 |
103 |
21 |
12 |
501 |
are we there yet ? |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
502 |
Next year, we're mapping out the parade route online first. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
503 |
Look the bright side -- at least there aren't any horses. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
504 |
We ARE the band. |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
505 |
Get your own mirage, this one's mine! |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
506 |
Forget the water. I want her optimism. |
1.3309 |
0.04789 |
136 |
97 |
33 |
6 |
507 |
I agree she's attractive and has lots of energy but I'm starting to think she's not that smart. |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
508 |
I'd follow her anywhere. |
1.3285 |
0.04872 |
137 |
99 |
31 |
7 |
509 |
There are worse leaders out there. |
1.3285 |
0.04981 |
137 |
100 |
29 |
8 |
510 |
Some poor saps just see an oasis. |
1.3285 |
0.05087 |
137 |
101 |
27 |
9 |
511 |
I think we're missing the game. |
1.3259 |
0.05024 |
135 |
99 |
28 |
8 |
512 |
I hope this isn't the baton death march. |
1.3259 |
0.05446 |
135 |
103 |
20 |
12 |
513 |
She motivates me to go the extra mile. |
1.3259 |
0.05547 |
135 |
104 |
18 |
13 |
514 |
I said "imagine a marshy mirage,"not "imagine a marching Marge." |
1.3259 |
0.04913 |
135 |
98 |
30 |
7 |
515 |
Just how long is half-time? |
1.3259 |
0.04799 |
135 |
97 |
32 |
6 |
516 |
Now THERE'S a mirage I can get behind! |
1.3259 |
0.04682 |
135 |
96 |
34 |
5 |
517 |
I was waiting for Godot and she came along. |
1.3259 |
0.05133 |
135 |
100 |
26 |
9 |
518 |
If she was wearing underwear, I don't think I would have followed her this far. |
1.3259 |
0.05024 |
135 |
99 |
28 |
8 |
519 |
I feel bad about leaving the 76 trombones behind. |
1.3259 |
0.05024 |
135 |
99 |
28 |
8 |
520 |
Maybe it'll finally rain on her parade. |
1.3259 |
0.04799 |
135 |
97 |
32 |
6 |
521 |
Someday we'll be able to tell our grandkids that we survived the baton death march. |
1.3259 |
0.05239 |
135 |
101 |
24 |
10 |
522 |
I think it's time I started marching to the beat of my own drummer. |
1.3259 |
0.05547 |
135 |
104 |
18 |
13 |
523 |
Ask her to spin that baton. We might get a breeze. |
1.3259 |
0.05024 |
135 |
99 |
28 |
8 |
524 |
Be patient, she's getting us seats right on the field. |
1.3259 |
0.05239 |
135 |
101 |
24 |
10 |
525 |
Do you still love a parade? |
1.3259 |
0.05547 |
135 |
104 |
18 |
13 |
526 |
And to think we were running from clowns a month ago. |
1.3259 |
0.05446 |
135 |
103 |
20 |
12 |
527 |
I wished for an endless parade of dessert, I swear. |
1.3259 |
0.05239 |
135 |
101 |
24 |
10 |
528 |
Suppose it isn't a mirage! |
1.3259 |
0.05024 |
135 |
99 |
28 |
8 |
529 |
It's a good thing no horses are in the parade! |
1.3259 |
0.05344 |
135 |
102 |
22 |
11 |
530 |
Is this your first parade? |
1.3259 |
0.05344 |
135 |
102 |
22 |
11 |
531 |
I'm beginning to think she's not leading us back to Burning Man. |
1.3259 |
0.05024 |
135 |
99 |
28 |
8 |
532 |
Can you at least try to stay in step? |
1.3259 |
0.05024 |
135 |
99 |
28 |
8 |
533 |
Me? I said I'd follow her to the ends of the earth, and she said, "OK, let's go." You? |
1.3259 |
0.04913 |
135 |
98 |
30 |
7 |
534 |
We picked the right leader. We could have crawled straight into that rock. |
1.3259 |
0.05344 |
135 |
102 |
22 |
11 |
535 |
As mirages go... |
1.3235 |
0.05310 |
136 |
103 |
22 |
11 |
536 |
You would think she'd notice that 74 trombone players have been eaten by jackals. |
1.3235 |
0.05206 |
136 |
102 |
24 |
10 |
537 |
We're making great time! |
1.3233 |
0.04838 |
133 |
96 |
31 |
6 |
538 |
Here's hoping we're headed for River City. |
1.3233 |
0.05288 |
133 |
100 |
23 |
10 |
539 |
Bob, I promise to introduce you on the way back |
1.3233 |
0.05288 |
133 |
100 |
23 |
10 |
540 |
I'm telling you, her invitation didn't say desert, it said dessert. |
1.3233 |
0.05500 |
133 |
102 |
19 |
12 |
541 |
Left arm forward -- stay in formation! |
1.3233 |
0.05179 |
133 |
99 |
25 |
9 |
542 |
...and we thought we were lost! |
1.3233 |
0.05179 |
133 |
99 |
25 |
9 |
543 |
Remember, it's the journey not the destination. |
1.3233 |
0.04838 |
133 |
96 |
31 |
6 |
544 |
I'm just saying rain isn't the only consideration when planning a parade. |
1.3233 |
0.05288 |
133 |
100 |
23 |
10 |
545 |
I guess I really would follow her anywhere. |
1.3233 |
0.04838 |
133 |
96 |
31 |
6 |
546 |
She's taken us in a whole new direction. |
1.3233 |
0.05068 |
133 |
98 |
27 |
8 |
547 |
Her favorite after-school activites are band and cross country. |
1.3233 |
0.05068 |
133 |
98 |
27 |
8 |
548 |
Dear Global Warming, The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade just isn't what it used to be. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
549 |
This is the last Groupon I buy. |
1.3212 |
0.05377 |
137 |
105 |
20 |
12 |
550 |
I'll be glad when halftime is over |
1.3206 |
0.05114 |
131 |
97 |
26 |
8 |
551 |
Oh come on, Bill, this is way more fun than GPS. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
552 |
I'd like to walk a mile in her shoes. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
553 |
When we came to the fork in the road we should have taken it. |
1.3182 |
0.04966 |
132 |
97 |
28 |
7 |
554 |
This was the best office party ever. |
1.3182 |
0.05081 |
132 |
98 |
26 |
8 |
555 |
She did so well in the polls... |
1.3182 |
0.05411 |
132 |
101 |
20 |
11 |
556 |
Left, right, left. Are you new at this? |
1.3182 |
0.05081 |
132 |
98 |
26 |
8 |
557 |
'No, YOU march to your own drummer, this is my mirage." |
1.3182 |
0.04966 |
132 |
97 |
28 |
7 |
558 |
I want to see her face when she turns around! |
1.3182 |
0.05517 |
132 |
102 |
18 |
12 |
559 |
She looks fantastic, but sometimes I question her leadership. |
1.3182 |
0.05411 |
132 |
101 |
20 |
11 |
560 |
When did the music stop? |
1.3182 |
0.05081 |
132 |
98 |
26 |
8 |
561 |
Keep in step, dude. |
1.3182 |
0.05081 |
132 |
98 |
26 |
8 |
562 |
I sure hope she knows where she's going. We left the Rose Bowl two days ago. |
1.3182 |
0.05303 |
132 |
100 |
22 |
10 |
563 |
There's bound to be a stadium soon! |
1.3182 |
0.04966 |
132 |
97 |
28 |
7 |
564 |
My mirage is a water fountain. What's yours? |
1.3182 |
0.05303 |
132 |
100 |
22 |
10 |
565 |
Well, at least she's still more accurate than Apple Maps. |
1.3182 |
0.04966 |
132 |
97 |
28 |
7 |
566 |
I've been through the desert with a horse with no name, but never with a drum majorette with no band. |
1.3182 |
0.05081 |
132 |
98 |
26 |
8 |
567 |
You gotta crawl before you can march. |
1.3182 |
0.05193 |
132 |
99 |
24 |
9 |
568 |
You're not in sync. |
1.3182 |
0.05303 |
132 |
100 |
22 |
10 |
569 |
Stop me if you think I'm wrong but I think she is out of step with reality. |
1.3182 |
0.05081 |
132 |
98 |
26 |
8 |
570 |
Hang in there, half-time's almost over. |
1.3182 |
0.05193 |
132 |
99 |
24 |
9 |
571 |
Wish she'd ask directions. |
1.3182 |
0.05411 |
132 |
101 |
20 |
11 |
572 |
I told Stella I would follow her to the ends of the earth, but I didn't think there would be a test. |
1.3182 |
0.04966 |
132 |
97 |
28 |
7 |
573 |
I think she’s lost |
1.3182 |
0.05081 |
132 |
98 |
26 |
8 |
574 |
For a death march, I'm feeling pretty lively. |
1.3182 |
0.05193 |
132 |
99 |
24 |
9 |
575 |
The premiere is tomorrow. Today is the dry run. |
1.3182 |
0.04966 |
132 |
97 |
28 |
7 |
576 |
It's just nice to have a sense of purpose again. |
1.3182 |
0.04603 |
132 |
94 |
34 |
4 |
577 |
How long are we going to play along before we have to take Grandma back to the nursing home? |
1.3182 |
0.05303 |
132 |
100 |
22 |
10 |
578 |
You gotta admit, she's one hell of a motivator. |
1.3182 |
0.04727 |
132 |
95 |
32 |
5 |
579 |
It's a beat, but it's a dry beat. |
1.3182 |
0.05517 |
132 |
102 |
18 |
12 |
580 |
I like enthusiasm in my mirages |
1.3182 |
0.05193 |
132 |
99 |
24 |
9 |
581 |
I understand this is Sousa's longest march. |
1.3182 |
0.04848 |
132 |
96 |
30 |
6 |
582 |
Let's agree this settles the "weaker sex" myth |
1.3182 |
0.05517 |
132 |
102 |
18 |
12 |
583 |
No, you're the one out of formation. |
1.3182 |
0.05193 |
132 |
99 |
24 |
9 |
584 |
Please, God, rain on this parade! |
1.3158 |
0.05160 |
133 |
100 |
24 |
9 |
585 |
They did say November 8th we’d be done, right? |
1.3154 |
0.04765 |
130 |
94 |
31 |
5 |
586 |
C'mon. Talk to her already... |
1.3154 |
0.05126 |
130 |
97 |
25 |
8 |
587 |
The tubas were the first to go. |
1.3154 |
0.05464 |
130 |
100 |
19 |
11 |
588 |
I think they changed the route this year. |
1.3154 |
0.05009 |
130 |
96 |
27 |
7 |
589 |
Yeah, it's better following a mirage than nothing at all. |
1.3154 |
0.05126 |
130 |
97 |
25 |
8 |
590 |
We got trouble! With a capital 'T' that rhymes with 'D' that stands for 'dehydration'! |
1.3154 |
0.05241 |
130 |
98 |
23 |
9 |
591 |
For next year, we might rethink the parade route. |
1.3154 |
0.05009 |
130 |
96 |
27 |
7 |
592 |
At the beginning there were 76 trombones. |
1.3154 |
0.05241 |
130 |
98 |
23 |
9 |
593 |
We’d look a lot less silly about now if we’d brought our sousaphones. |
1.3154 |
0.05009 |
130 |
96 |
27 |
7 |
594 |
I am so sick of John Philip Sousa. |
1.3154 |
0.05241 |
130 |
98 |
23 |
9 |
595 |
No, the bet's still on. She'll drop it next time. |
1.3154 |
0.05241 |
130 |
98 |
23 |
9 |
596 |
I don't care if she's real or not, we're making good time and I feel so peppy. |
1.3154 |
0.05126 |
130 |
97 |
25 |
8 |
597 |
How could she not know the way to Macy's. |
1.3154 |
0.05464 |
130 |
100 |
19 |
11 |
598 |
I'm waiting for it to rain on her parade. |
1.3154 |
0.05241 |
130 |
98 |
23 |
9 |
599 |
So if she's just a mirage, why are we following her? |
1.3154 |
0.05241 |
130 |
98 |
23 |
9 |
600 |
Remember, if anyone asks, our band uniforms are at the dry cleaners. |
1.3154 |
0.05126 |
130 |
97 |
25 |
8 |
601 |
You still believe it's a divining rod? |
1.3154 |
0.05126 |
130 |
97 |
25 |
8 |
602 |
She's a tall glass of water all right |
1.3154 |
0.05009 |
130 |
96 |
27 |
7 |
603 |
At least she stopped running. |
1.3154 |
0.04888 |
130 |
95 |
29 |
6 |
604 |
For the hundredth time , yes it's a long way to Tipperary |
1.3154 |
0.05464 |
130 |
100 |
19 |
11 |
605 |
are we there yet ? |
1.3154 |
0.05464 |
130 |
100 |
19 |
11 |
606 |
You know, I'm thinking of deleting Tinder. |
1.3125 |
0.05053 |
128 |
95 |
26 |
7 |
607 |
When I wished for a tall drink of water, that's not what I had in mind. |
1.3106 |
0.05392 |
132 |
102 |
19 |
11 |
608 |
No rain is going to spoil THIS parade! |
1.3101 |
0.05369 |
129 |
99 |
20 |
10 |
609 |
These halftimes get longer and longer. |
1.3101 |
0.04897 |
129 |
95 |
28 |
6 |
610 |
As mirages go, she's pretty perky. |
1.3101 |
0.05019 |
129 |
96 |
26 |
7 |
611 |
These climate denier parades where much easier in the old days. |
1.3101 |
0.04897 |
129 |
95 |
28 |
6 |
612 |
It's not so bad since the glockenspiel player dropped off. |
1.3101 |
0.04897 |
129 |
95 |
28 |
6 |
613 |
I know, but it was only only $20 with the Groupon. |
1.3101 |
0.05255 |
129 |
98 |
22 |
9 |
614 |
I agree, "Baton Death March" would be an awful caption for this cartoon. |
1.3101 |
0.05803 |
129 |
103 |
12 |
14 |
615 |
For once I wish it WOULD rain on my parade. |
1.3101 |
0.05019 |
129 |
96 |
26 |
7 |
616 |
Hey Frank, what if we stopped whistling Stars and Stripes Forever? |
1.3101 |
0.05138 |
129 |
97 |
24 |
8 |
617 |
Now I see it. She IS bending her right knee too much. |
1.3101 |
0.04897 |
129 |
95 |
28 |
6 |
618 |
On second thought, maybe we shouldn't have voted for Trump. |
1.3101 |
0.05255 |
129 |
98 |
22 |
9 |
619 |
Yeah, I know it's a mirage, but I love a good parade.... |
1.3101 |
0.05138 |
129 |
97 |
24 |
8 |
620 |
I hear there's a big finale. |
1.3101 |
0.05019 |
129 |
96 |
26 |
7 |
621 |
This is starting to feel like a mistake. |
1.3101 |
0.05369 |
129 |
99 |
20 |
10 |
622 |
Sure I saw the oasis. But who doesn't love a parade? |
1.3101 |
0.05019 |
129 |
96 |
26 |
7 |
623 |
As far as mirages go, this one ain't bad. |
1.3101 |
0.04897 |
129 |
95 |
28 |
6 |
624 |
Even so, it's the best mirage around. |
1.3101 |
0.04374 |
129 |
91 |
36 |
2 |
625 |
I think I've got it now. It's left right not right left. |
1.3101 |
0.05019 |
129 |
96 |
26 |
7 |
626 |
If this is what it took to get us talking again, then I say she's worth every penny. |
1.3101 |
0.05019 |
129 |
96 |
26 |
7 |
627 |
Let's trade. Now you hum the music, and I'll do the drums. |
1.3101 |
0.05369 |
129 |
99 |
20 |
10 |
628 |
If it will only rain on our parade. |
1.3101 |
0.04897 |
129 |
95 |
28 |
6 |
629 |
No, it's a 'mirageorette'. |
1.3101 |
0.05255 |
129 |
98 |
22 |
9 |
630 |
Now *this* is a baton death march. |
1.3101 |
0.05481 |
129 |
100 |
18 |
11 |
631 |
She makes it seem all so worthwhile. |
1.3101 |
0.05019 |
129 |
96 |
26 |
7 |
632 |
I never thought a death march would have so much pageantry. |
1.3101 |
0.05369 |
129 |
99 |
20 |
10 |
633 |
I told you it never rains on her parade. |
1.3101 |
0.05369 |
129 |
99 |
20 |
10 |
634 |
No, she really has Hamilton tickets. |
1.3101 |
0.05255 |
129 |
98 |
22 |
9 |
635 |
Well, if we have to follow a mirage, at least the view for this one is spectacular. |
1.3101 |
0.05019 |
129 |
96 |
26 |
7 |
636 |
We're still with her, right? |
1.3101 |
0.05255 |
129 |
98 |
22 |
9 |
637 |
Yes, the twirls are entertaining, but the high tosses give me reason to live. |
1.3101 |
0.05369 |
129 |
99 |
20 |
10 |
638 |
Pretty soon we'll see 72 virgins and 76 trombones. |
1.3101 |
0.05255 |
129 |
98 |
22 |
9 |
639 |
So, you finally get it that she's been leading both of us on all along. |
1.3101 |
0.05255 |
129 |
98 |
22 |
9 |
640 |
I thought this parade was supposed to end at Macy's. |
1.3101 |
0.04897 |
129 |
95 |
28 |
6 |
641 |
This one parade I wish it would rain on. |
1.3071 |
0.05421 |
127 |
98 |
19 |
10 |
642 |
Good thing we decided not to bring our tubas. |
1.3071 |
0.05185 |
127 |
96 |
23 |
8 |
643 |
This is a long halftime! |
1.3071 |
0.05063 |
127 |
95 |
25 |
7 |
644 |
How many more measures? |
1.3071 |
0.05185 |
127 |
96 |
23 |
8 |
645 |
I know we probably shouldn't but how about one more time around |
1.3047 |
0.05150 |
128 |
97 |
23 |
8 |
646 |
You know, I sort of wish we had packed a light lunch. |
1.3047 |
0.05029 |
128 |
96 |
25 |
7 |
647 |
How about next year we try out for Glee Club instead of Marching Band? |
1.3047 |
0.05029 |
128 |
96 |
25 |
7 |
648 |
I think you should tell her those last two turns were a little unnecessary... |
1.3047 |
0.04905 |
128 |
95 |
27 |
6 |
649 |
All I have to do is outlast you... |
1.3047 |
0.05608 |
128 |
101 |
15 |
12 |
650 |
You said she'd lead us to the Promised Band. |
1.3047 |
0.05029 |
128 |
96 |
25 |
7 |
651 |
I'm no longer sure that I do love a parade. |
1.3047 |
0.05268 |
128 |
98 |
21 |
9 |
652 |
No, giving us water would just be enabling. |
1.3047 |
0.04905 |
128 |
95 |
27 |
6 |
653 |
I'm hoping it will rain on her parade |
1.3047 |
0.05384 |
128 |
99 |
19 |
10 |
654 |
This is the best mirage ever! |
1.3047 |
0.05268 |
128 |
98 |
21 |
9 |
655 |
Remember the time when the 'Macy's Parade' was magical? |
1.3047 |
0.05268 |
128 |
98 |
21 |
9 |
656 |
I love a parade. |
1.3047 |
0.05150 |
128 |
97 |
23 |
8 |
657 |
How long does half-time usually last? |
1.3047 |
0.05268 |
128 |
98 |
21 |
9 |
658 |
It helps if you imagine you're playing a tuba. |
1.3047 |
0.05029 |
128 |
96 |
25 |
7 |
659 |
Remember its not the journey, its the destination |
1.3047 |
0.05268 |
128 |
98 |
21 |
9 |
660 |
That's no illusion. That's my wife. |
1.3047 |
0.05150 |
128 |
97 |
23 |
8 |
661 |
Bob always loved marching bands, and now I regret eating him. |
1.3047 |
0.05384 |
128 |
99 |
19 |
10 |
662 |
..and how long have you been a Browns fan? |
1.3047 |
0.05150 |
128 |
97 |
23 |
8 |
663 |
Well, it looks like we're the final survivors of this Baton Death March... |
1.3047 |
0.05823 |
128 |
103 |
11 |
14 |
664 |
You think the second half has started yet? |
1.3047 |
0.05029 |
128 |
96 |
25 |
7 |
665 |
Marching to a different drummer isn't all that it's cracked up to be. |
1.3047 |
0.05384 |
128 |
99 |
19 |
10 |
666 |
She's hearing a different drummer. |
1.3047 |
0.05029 |
128 |
96 |
25 |
7 |
667 |
This is one time I wish it would rain on my parade! |
1.3047 |
0.05268 |
128 |
98 |
21 |
9 |
668 |
The view doesn't get any better than this. |
1.3047 |
0.05384 |
128 |
99 |
19 |
10 |
669 |
Easy for her, she didn't start out carrying a tuba. |
1.3047 |
0.05268 |
128 |
98 |
21 |
9 |
670 |
I said I would follow her anywhere, in sickness and in health. Why are you here? |
1.3047 |
0.05608 |
128 |
101 |
15 |
12 |
671 |
Remind me again how the Baton Death March ends? |
1.3047 |
0.05029 |
128 |
96 |
25 |
7 |
672 |
And the band parches on. |
1.3047 |
0.04905 |
128 |
95 |
27 |
6 |
673 |
As mirages go, the legs are not bad. |
1.3023 |
0.04618 |
129 |
94 |
31 |
4 |
674 |
Best view of a parade i've ever had. |
1.3023 |
0.05347 |
129 |
100 |
19 |
10 |
675 |
Please God let it rain on this parade |
1.3023 |
0.05233 |
129 |
99 |
21 |
9 |
676 |
It's the enthusiasm of the crowds that keep me going. |
1.3023 |
0.05347 |
129 |
100 |
19 |
10 |
677 |
Do you see what I see? |
1.3023 |
0.05233 |
129 |
99 |
21 |
9 |
678 |
I wonder if she realizes we gave up our tubas miles ago. |
1.3016 |
0.04817 |
126 |
93 |
28 |
5 |
679 |
I bet you lose your deposit on the drum. |
1.3016 |
0.05073 |
126 |
95 |
24 |
7 |
680 |
Now you know why I don't like asking for directions. |
1.3016 |
0.04947 |
126 |
94 |
26 |
6 |
681 |
Ever wonder why the rest of the band isn't following? |
1.3016 |
0.05436 |
126 |
98 |
18 |
10 |
682 |
I don't know, I just like parades! You? |
1.3016 |
0.04947 |
126 |
94 |
26 |
6 |
683 |
But she looked like she knew where she was going |
1.3016 |
0.05197 |
126 |
96 |
22 |
8 |
684 |
Are you sure this is Burning Man? |
1.3016 |
0.05318 |
126 |
97 |
20 |
9 |
685 |
YOU tell her the election is over! |
1.3016 |
0.05318 |
126 |
97 |
20 |
9 |
686 |
I see London..... |
1.3016 |
0.05436 |
126 |
98 |
18 |
10 |
687 |
You conjure your mirage, I'll conjure mine. |
1.3016 |
0.04817 |
126 |
93 |
28 |
5 |
688 |
Yeah, you're right! She's not wearing underwear. |
1.3016 |
0.05197 |
126 |
96 |
22 |
8 |
689 |
I can't believe we're going to be great again! |
1.3016 |
0.05436 |
126 |
98 |
18 |
10 |
690 |
Did she say mirage or ménage? |
1.3016 |
0.05436 |
126 |
98 |
18 |
10 |
691 |
I'd do almost anything for my boot fetish. |
1.3016 |
0.05318 |
126 |
97 |
20 |
9 |
692 |
I gotta admit it, I still love a parade! |
1.3016 |
0.05665 |
126 |
100 |
14 |
12 |
693 |
This Trump University Marching Band is NASTY! |
1.3016 |
0.05665 |
126 |
100 |
14 |
12 |
694 |
If it is a mirage, why am I hearing trombones? |
1.3016 |
0.04947 |
126 |
94 |
26 |
6 |
695 |
I wonder if this is a death march |
1.3016 |
0.05436 |
126 |
98 |
18 |
10 |
696 |
Marching band tryouts are rough this year. |
1.3016 |
0.05197 |
126 |
96 |
22 |
8 |
697 |
She says she is going to make America great again. |
1.3016 |
0.05436 |
126 |
98 |
18 |
10 |
698 |
So WHEN is it gonna rain on her parade already? |
1.2992 |
0.05281 |
127 |
98 |
20 |
9 |
699 |
OK, I got it, I got it---" The Baton Death March." |
1.2992 |
0.05398 |
127 |
99 |
18 |
10 |
700 |
I'm beginning to think that the parade's past us by. |
1.2992 |
0.04652 |
127 |
93 |
30 |
4 |
701 |
When you get to your stop, you've got to alert the conductor. |
1.2975 |
0.05585 |
121 |
95 |
16 |
10 |
702 |
Will you stop humming that damn march already! |
1.2960 |
0.05331 |
125 |
97 |
19 |
9 |
703 |
So what other horoscope advice have you followed in the past? |
1.2960 |
0.05331 |
125 |
97 |
19 |
9 |
704 |
"You’re out of step; it’s left- right, left- right". |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
705 |
They are adding a string section tomorrow. |
1.2960 |
0.04955 |
125 |
94 |
25 |
6 |
706 |
I'm beginning to think we've been conned. |
1.2960 |
0.05331 |
125 |
97 |
19 |
9 |
707 |
I've always been a sucker for parades. |
1.2960 |
0.05331 |
125 |
97 |
19 |
9 |
708 |
This has a baton death march feel to it. |
1.2960 |
0.05451 |
125 |
98 |
17 |
10 |
709 |
Twenty bucks says that's Robert Preston in drag . |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
710 |
What have we got to lose? |
1.2960 |
0.04955 |
125 |
94 |
25 |
6 |
711 |
I only come out here for the mirages. |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
712 |
Ya know, I'm not sure where she appeared from but she promised manufacturing jobs so I'm feeling pretty optimistic about where we're headed! |
1.2960 |
0.05331 |
125 |
97 |
19 |
9 |
713 |
I told you we should have followed the clown with the dancing dog |
1.2960 |
0.05331 |
125 |
97 |
19 |
9 |
714 |
I think women are natural leaders. |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
715 |
The trombones were the first to go. There were just too many. |
1.2960 |
0.05208 |
125 |
96 |
21 |
8 |
716 |
If we both see her? Then we're dead. Or on HBO. |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
717 |
I thought the team was playing at home. |
1.2960 |
0.05451 |
125 |
98 |
17 |
10 |
718 |
Finally a parade route that doesn't block traffic. |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
719 |
That fabric must really breathe... |
1.2960 |
0.04687 |
125 |
92 |
29 |
4 |
720 |
Imagine what we'd do for a cheerleader. |
1.2960 |
0.04687 |
125 |
92 |
29 |
4 |
721 |
We should follow her on Twitter. |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
722 |
It is amazing how far a good pair of legs can take a guy. |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
723 |
I lost all confidence in her when the trombones died. |
1.2960 |
0.05208 |
125 |
96 |
21 |
8 |
724 |
I'd follow her anywhere. |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
725 |
I get the feeling she's leading us to a major disappointment. |
1.2960 |
0.05451 |
125 |
98 |
17 |
10 |
726 |
Nice that we get to go before the horses this year. |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
727 |
Are you seeing this too? |
1.2960 |
0.05451 |
125 |
98 |
17 |
10 |
728 |
There was just something about her brash confidence that inspired me to follow. |
1.2960 |
0.04823 |
125 |
93 |
27 |
5 |
729 |
I've always been a follower, what's your excuse? |
1.2960 |
0.05331 |
125 |
97 |
19 |
9 |
730 |
I'm beginning to think she's never even heard of Macy's. |
1.2960 |
0.05208 |
125 |
96 |
21 |
8 |
731 |
I was dreaming about the Bataan Death March, but apparently my REM state includes autocorrect. |
1.2946 |
0.06035 |
112 |
90 |
11 |
11 |
732 |
Tell me again why you have to crawl before you can walk. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
733 |
I feel like a character in a New Yorker cartoon. |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
734 |
You can have the sex if I can have the water. |
1.2927 |
0.05257 |
123 |
95 |
20 |
8 |
735 |
It would be nice if we had a drummer, |
1.2927 |
0.05257 |
123 |
95 |
20 |
8 |
736 |
I wonder if Moses' people had it this good. |
1.2927 |
0.04861 |
123 |
92 |
26 |
5 |
737 |
Is this your dream or mine? |
1.2927 |
0.05128 |
123 |
94 |
22 |
7 |
738 |
I didn't even know you could get kicked out of Las Vegas. |
1.2927 |
0.05257 |
123 |
95 |
20 |
8 |
739 |
Call me sexist, but I say this mirage is a keeper. |
1.2927 |
0.05128 |
123 |
94 |
22 |
7 |
740 |
We should have "unfollowed" before our phones died. |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
741 |
Her Tinder said she likes long walks... |
1.2927 |
0.04722 |
123 |
91 |
28 |
4 |
742 |
So she gets into this costume and says to me, 'Come on, honey. I'll take you down a road not-travelled by. Bring a friend.' Any more questions? |
1.2927 |
0.05257 |
123 |
95 |
20 |
8 |
743 |
No kidding, this is my first parade too! |
1.2927 |
0.05504 |
123 |
97 |
16 |
10 |
744 |
I'm still with Her! |
1.2927 |
0.05382 |
123 |
96 |
18 |
9 |
745 |
If I didn't know better, I'd think we weren't anywhere near Macy's. |
1.2927 |
0.05257 |
123 |
95 |
20 |
8 |
746 |
My question about a coherent theory of collective delusion is, 'Are we there yet?' |
1.2927 |
0.04861 |
123 |
92 |
26 |
5 |
747 |
I swear to God, Larry… The second she drops that baton I am making a run for it |
1.2927 |
0.05257 |
123 |
95 |
20 |
8 |
748 |
If I survive, I will curse Sousa the rest of my life! |
1.2927 |
0.05128 |
123 |
94 |
22 |
7 |
749 |
Our dry humor keeps her going. |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
750 |
"Imagine that. Just yesterday we were in the rear of the parade". |
1.2927 |
0.04861 |
123 |
92 |
26 |
5 |
751 |
She obviously doesn't know where she is going, but you have to admire her enthusiasm! |
1.2927 |
0.05128 |
123 |
94 |
22 |
7 |
752 |
Who doesn't love a parade ? |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
753 |
See what trouble chasing skirts has gotten us into. |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
754 |
So where's the rain on this parade? |
1.2927 |
0.05257 |
123 |
95 |
20 |
8 |
755 |
When should we tell her she lost the band? |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
756 |
Yeah, it might be a mirage, but try to keep in step anyway. |
1.2927 |
0.05128 |
123 |
94 |
22 |
7 |
757 |
Well, I guess it never rained on HER parade... |
1.2927 |
0.05624 |
123 |
98 |
14 |
11 |
758 |
I'm beginning to feel the bern... |
1.2927 |
0.05504 |
123 |
97 |
16 |
10 |
759 |
What do you mean YOU saw her first? |
1.2927 |
0.05257 |
123 |
95 |
20 |
8 |
760 |
Did he say Baton, or Bataan? |
1.2927 |
0.05128 |
123 |
94 |
22 |
7 |
761 |
You gotta better idea? |
1.2927 |
0.05382 |
123 |
96 |
18 |
9 |
762 |
Is it just me, or is this 'extreme parade experience' starting to lose its shine? |
1.2927 |
0.05128 |
123 |
94 |
22 |
7 |
763 |
No, this was your idea. |
1.2927 |
0.05257 |
123 |
95 |
20 |
8 |
764 |
I think we can go home now. If she hasn't dropped it yet she probably won't. |
1.2927 |
0.05257 |
123 |
95 |
20 |
8 |
765 |
Halftime seems to be going on forever. |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
766 |
Forty years we've been out here, when do we reach the promised band? |
1.2927 |
0.05128 |
123 |
94 |
22 |
7 |
767 |
'think she knows she has a run in her pantyhose? |
1.2927 |
0.05382 |
123 |
96 |
18 |
9 |
768 |
Looks like we're down 74 trombones. |
1.2927 |
0.05128 |
123 |
94 |
22 |
7 |
769 |
It's certainly a nice change from the oasis mirage. |
1.2927 |
0.05257 |
123 |
95 |
20 |
8 |
770 |
We should hav traveled to the beat of a different drum major. |
1.2927 |
0.05504 |
123 |
97 |
16 |
10 |
771 |
Your girlfriend is so upbeat. |
1.2927 |
0.05257 |
123 |
95 |
20 |
8 |
772 |
I don't know about you, but I expected more big balloons and floats... |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
773 |
Did we sign-up for the Baton Death March? |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
774 |
I'm feeling great again. Aren't you feeling great again? |
1.2927 |
0.05504 |
123 |
97 |
16 |
10 |
775 |
All I said was "With legs like those, I'd follow you anywhere!" What's YOUR excuse? |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
776 |
So this is what following her to the end of the earth is. |
1.2927 |
0.05382 |
123 |
96 |
18 |
9 |
777 |
I do like a parade. |
1.2927 |
0.04861 |
123 |
92 |
26 |
5 |
778 |
Next time I'll pick the mirage. |
1.2927 |
0.05128 |
123 |
94 |
22 |
7 |
779 |
How's the new leadership working for you? |
1.2927 |
0.05128 |
123 |
94 |
22 |
7 |
780 |
I’m starting to think she doesn’t want to go to homecoming with either of us. |
1.2927 |
0.04861 |
123 |
92 |
26 |
5 |
781 |
I said I would follow her to the ends of the earth. You, too? |
1.2927 |
0.04722 |
123 |
91 |
28 |
4 |
782 |
I'm headed for Pasadena. You? |
1.2927 |
0.05128 |
123 |
94 |
22 |
7 |
783 |
After us come the floats. |
1.2927 |
0.05128 |
123 |
94 |
22 |
7 |
784 |
I don't think we will make it by halftime. |
1.2927 |
0.04722 |
123 |
91 |
28 |
4 |
785 |
Wow, mirages sure have come a long way! |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
786 |
Your other left. |
1.2893 |
0.05306 |
121 |
94 |
19 |
8 |
787 |
I think we're almost at Burning Man. |
1.2893 |
0.05174 |
121 |
93 |
21 |
7 |
788 |
I love a woman in a uniform. |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
122 |
95 |
19 |
8 |
789 |
Are you sure she knows the way to San Jose? |
1.2869 |
0.04725 |
122 |
91 |
27 |
4 |
790 |
At what point are we NOT with her? |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
791 |
If this is halftime, we're goners. |
1.2869 |
0.05395 |
122 |
96 |
17 |
9 |
792 |
You know, of course, this is pretty much how we wound up voting for Trump, don't you? |
1.2869 |
0.05519 |
122 |
97 |
15 |
10 |
793 |
And to think an hour ago we were at a spa sipping Mojitos; she's good--she's very good. |
1.2869 |
0.04580 |
122 |
90 |
29 |
3 |
794 |
We should have stayed on the bus with the band! |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
122 |
95 |
19 |
8 |
795 |
Appears that Hillary's following thinned out after the election |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
122 |
92 |
25 |
5 |
796 |
These pep rally tryouts are more gruelling than I expected |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
797 |
Love the new GPS! |
1.2869 |
0.05519 |
122 |
97 |
15 |
10 |
798 |
Worst threesome ever. |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
23 |
6 |
799 |
Well, at least its not raining! |
1.2869 |
0.05395 |
122 |
96 |
17 |
9 |
800 |
Seems a bit intense for a dress rehersal |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
122 |
92 |
25 |
5 |
801 |
I think these half time shows are way too long |
1.2869 |
0.04725 |
122 |
91 |
27 |
4 |
802 |
I think I left the stove on. |
1.2869 |
0.05519 |
122 |
97 |
15 |
10 |
803 |
Your wife's a real trooper. |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
122 |
92 |
25 |
5 |
804 |
At least we won't be starved for entertainment. |
1.2869 |
0.04580 |
122 |
90 |
29 |
3 |
805 |
I'd have preferred a marsh. |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
122 |
95 |
19 |
8 |
806 |
Well if she's a mirage how do you explain the marching band? |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
807 |
How far away is Macy's. |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
23 |
6 |
808 |
You know how I usually tell you not to rain on my parade? |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
809 |
I guess I've always been a follower. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
810 |
You say Baton, I say Bataan .... let's call the whole thing off! |
1.2869 |
0.05395 |
122 |
96 |
17 |
9 |
811 |
Neither did they believe in Moses , when he walked out on Egypt... |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
23 |
6 |
812 |
I haven't heard a drum since Tuesday. |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
23 |
6 |
813 |
I'll say it again. A musical half-time salute to "Ishtar" is a bad idea. |
1.2869 |
0.05395 |
122 |
96 |
17 |
9 |
814 |
I think she’s lost |
1.2869 |
0.05395 |
122 |
96 |
17 |
9 |
815 |
Does it seem like the Thanksgiving Day Parade gets longer each year? |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
122 |
92 |
25 |
5 |
816 |
Can't wait until we're great again |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
122 |
95 |
19 |
8 |
817 |
I see you're having the same weird dream I am. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
818 |
What happened to the different drummer |
1.2869 |
0.04580 |
122 |
90 |
29 |
3 |
819 |
I take it back. This parade could use some rain, after all. |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
122 |
95 |
19 |
8 |
820 |
Funny you should ask...I do still love a parade. |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
122 |
92 |
25 |
5 |
821 |
What if it turns out she is just a cactus? |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
122 |
92 |
25 |
5 |
822 |
It's gotta be a metaphor for something or other. |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
122 |
95 |
19 |
8 |
823 |
We thought we had trouble back in River City. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
824 |
When the hell is she gonna pass the baton? |
1.2869 |
0.05395 |
122 |
96 |
17 |
9 |
825 |
First the rats, then the children, now us |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
826 |
This was President Trump's plan B for patrolling the Mexican border. |
1.2857 |
0.05504 |
126 |
101 |
14 |
11 |
827 |
I love halftime! |
1.2846 |
0.04692 |
123 |
92 |
27 |
4 |
828 |
It's still better than the election. |
1.2846 |
0.05101 |
123 |
95 |
21 |
7 |
829 |
Is this your mirage or my mirage? |
1.2846 |
0.04832 |
123 |
93 |
25 |
5 |
830 |
Please...rain on our parade. |
1.2833 |
0.04906 |
120 |
91 |
24 |
5 |
831 |
I think we took a wrong turn back at the fifty. |
1.2833 |
0.05574 |
120 |
96 |
14 |
10 |
832 |
You have to get passed her. |
1.2823 |
0.05439 |
124 |
99 |
15 |
10 |
833 |
Let's try to think of it as a resume builder. |
1.2823 |
0.05558 |
124 |
100 |
13 |
11 |
834 |
The "Baton" Death March |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
22 |
6 |
835 |
I'm beginning to think that she is a miragerette. |
1.2810 |
0.05656 |
121 |
98 |
12 |
11 |
836 |
I think we made a wrong turn after the Snoopy float. |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
22 |
6 |
837 |
I don't care if she's a mirage -- I'm joining the band. |
1.2810 |
0.05146 |
121 |
94 |
20 |
7 |
838 |
When the band stops playing, then worry. |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
839 |
I don't know what I want more, water or a slide trombone. |
1.2810 |
0.05146 |
121 |
94 |
20 |
7 |
840 |
I'd like to rain on her parade. |
1.2810 |
0.05533 |
121 |
97 |
14 |
10 |
841 |
Last year's parade was bigger, wasn't it? |
1.2810 |
0.04579 |
121 |
90 |
28 |
3 |
842 |
She still thinks Hillary is going to win. |
1.2810 |
0.05533 |
121 |
97 |
14 |
10 |
843 |
She got us into this, and she can get us out. |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
844 |
I believed her when she said it always rained on her parade. Now what? |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
22 |
6 |
845 |
How many times now?? It's LEFT RIGHT LEFT Stan -- how is that so difficult? |
1.2810 |
0.05146 |
121 |
94 |
20 |
7 |
846 |
Beware of the Ida of march. |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
847 |
Well, you just have to trust your leaders... |
1.2810 |
0.05407 |
121 |
96 |
16 |
9 |
848 |
Sure it feels like a campaign promise, but imagine if it pays off. |
1.2810 |
0.05407 |
121 |
96 |
16 |
9 |
849 |
I love the way she splashes through the mirages. |
1.2810 |
0.05146 |
121 |
94 |
20 |
7 |
850 |
This is the best mirage we have had yet. |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
22 |
6 |
851 |
I'm sure it'll be great again any minute. |
1.2810 |
0.05146 |
121 |
94 |
20 |
7 |
852 |
Remember, she can't make us drink. |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
853 |
I like to see a woman exhibiting leadership qualities. |
1.2810 |
0.05146 |
121 |
94 |
20 |
7 |
854 |
This is the worst half-time hallucination ever. |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
855 |
I told you that America would become great again! |
1.2810 |
0.05894 |
121 |
100 |
8 |
13 |
856 |
I'm still with Her! |
1.2810 |
0.05407 |
121 |
96 |
16 |
9 |
857 |
I think you're offbeat. |
1.2810 |
0.05146 |
121 |
94 |
20 |
7 |
858 |
Why you say? I'll tell you why, because I've always been a leg man. |
1.2810 |
0.04727 |
121 |
91 |
26 |
4 |
859 |
I didn't think the hazing for cheerleader would be so difficult. |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
860 |
It's not my fault. I thought she said we were going for desert. |
1.2810 |
0.05533 |
121 |
97 |
14 |
10 |
861 |
There has to be a football game around here somewhere! |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
862 |
The only thing that keeps me going is the view from down here. |
1.2791 |
0.04666 |
129 |
98 |
26 |
5 |
863 |
It was better with the band . . . |
1.2787 |
0.05109 |
122 |
95 |
20 |
7 |
864 |
This halftime show has taken several strange turns. |
1.2787 |
0.05109 |
122 |
95 |
20 |
7 |
865 |
Oh yeah, I'm still with her. |
1.2773 |
0.05327 |
119 |
94 |
17 |
8 |
866 |
"Orchestra," I said. "No, the marching band's better exercise," you said. |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
867 |
Is it just me or is this mirage hot? |
1.2773 |
0.05327 |
119 |
94 |
17 |
8 |
868 |
I'm here because she promises to create jobs. |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
869 |
I've got rhythm! |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
870 |
Keep up the pace, you're making us look bad! |
1.2773 |
0.04762 |
119 |
90 |
25 |
4 |
871 |
I think this is the stage they call march madness. |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
872 |
Her workout sessions really make you feel the burn. |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
873 |
I don't think her stamina was the issue. |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
874 |
The Macy's parade really doesn't work in other places. |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
875 |
Does your mirage have epaulettes too? |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
876 |
I'm not sure her enthusiasm makes up for her lack of topographical expertise. |
1.2773 |
0.05459 |
119 |
95 |
15 |
9 |
877 |
Can't you keep in step? |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
878 |
Is it me, or is halftime taking longer than usual? |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
879 |
You have to admit, it's a catchy tune. |
1.2773 |
0.05588 |
119 |
96 |
13 |
10 |
880 |
I hear she's one of the top picks for Secretary of Transportation. |
1.2773 |
0.05327 |
119 |
94 |
17 |
8 |
881 |
Mirage or not, If she drops the baton she'll have to bend over to pick it up. |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
882 |
Well, I guess what happened didn't actually stay in Vegas.... |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
883 |
Ask her if she takes requests. |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
884 |
I thought there would be more spectators. |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
885 |
Whaddya bet the glockenspiels and tubas are yukking it up over tequilas right now back in Albuquerque. |
1.2773 |
0.05327 |
119 |
94 |
17 |
8 |
886 |
How can this be a mirage? Look at those boots! |
1.2773 |
0.05327 |
119 |
94 |
17 |
8 |
887 |
What happened to the other 74 guys and our trombones? |
1.2773 |
0.04611 |
119 |
89 |
27 |
3 |
888 |
She might have a lousy sense of direction, but just look at those thighs! |
1.2773 |
0.04611 |
119 |
89 |
27 |
3 |
889 |
Look on the bright side, traffic was much worse during his first inaugural parade. |
1.2773 |
0.05588 |
119 |
96 |
13 |
10 |
890 |
I love the silence of this place. |
1.2773 |
0.05327 |
119 |
94 |
17 |
8 |
891 |
What, you couldn't have imagined a drinking fountain? |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
892 |
You realize the parade ended about 1,000 miles ago right? |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
893 |
Tell me again why we signed up for Band Boot Camp. |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
894 |
Dibs on the hat. |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
895 |
Sure glad we ditched the tubas! |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
896 |
But I don't hear any drums. |
1.2773 |
0.05327 |
119 |
94 |
17 |
8 |
897 |
I'll trade you 76 trombones for one glass of water. |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
898 |
Okay, one more mile. But that's it. |
1.2773 |
0.05327 |
119 |
94 |
17 |
8 |
899 |
I'm telling you, this isn't the yellow brick road. |
1.2773 |
0.05588 |
119 |
96 |
13 |
10 |
900 |
You have really weird hallucinations. |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
901 |
You were right: This is easier without the sousaphones. |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
902 |
Do you even remember what parade this is? |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
903 |
The world is full of unlikely leaders. |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
904 |
What do you mean, out of step? |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
905 |
These triathlons are getting out of hand. |
1.2773 |
0.05327 |
119 |
94 |
17 |
8 |
906 |
I'm not that thirsty. I just love a parade. |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
907 |
I figure where there's halftime, there should be beverages. |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
908 |
No, you tell her the last of the marching band died off five miles back. |
1.2773 |
0.05327 |
119 |
94 |
17 |
8 |
909 |
I used to love a parade! |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
910 |
I like her confidence. |
1.2773 |
0.04453 |
119 |
88 |
29 |
2 |
911 |
You're right. They always look sexier from a distance. |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
912 |
How drunk were we when we promised to follow her to the ends of the earth? |
1.2773 |
0.05327 |
119 |
94 |
17 |
8 |
913 |
Mirage or fake news? |
1.2773 |
0.04611 |
119 |
89 |
27 |
3 |
914 |
I"m not one to complain, but wasn't last years parade shorter? |
1.2773 |
0.04762 |
119 |
90 |
25 |
4 |
915 |
How much longer until we admit global warming is real? |
1.2712 |
0.04609 |
118 |
89 |
26 |
3 |
916 |
I'm beginning to think she's a mirage. |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
917 |
See, all we needed was a little distraction. |
1.2712 |
0.05337 |
118 |
94 |
16 |
8 |
918 |
She'll ask for directions. |
1.2712 |
0.05602 |
118 |
96 |
12 |
10 |
919 |
Hey, get your own mirage mister. |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
920 |
I just wish she'd change the tempo. |
1.2712 |
0.05058 |
118 |
92 |
20 |
6 |
921 |
Well, at least the view is nice. |
1.2712 |
0.05199 |
118 |
93 |
18 |
7 |
922 |
We should get there by halftime. |
1.2712 |
0.04763 |
118 |
90 |
24 |
4 |
923 |
I'm afraid the parade has passed us by. |
1.2712 |
0.04609 |
118 |
89 |
26 |
3 |
924 |
Now I wish we'd gone a head and jumped on the bandwagon! |
1.2712 |
0.04763 |
118 |
90 |
24 |
4 |
925 |
See what happens when you ask for directions? |
1.2712 |
0.05337 |
118 |
94 |
16 |
8 |
926 |
Rain on her parade...rain on her parade, enough already! |
1.2712 |
0.05337 |
118 |
94 |
16 |
8 |
927 |
I miss the old days when my travel agent planned my vacations. |
1.2712 |
0.05199 |
118 |
93 |
18 |
7 |
928 |
The view from here isn't all that bad. |
1.2712 |
0.05199 |
118 |
93 |
18 |
7 |
929 |
You'll be the flute for a while, and I'll be the drum |
1.2712 |
0.05199 |
118 |
93 |
18 |
7 |
930 |
I stopped hearing it a long time ago too. |
1.2712 |
0.05337 |
118 |
94 |
16 |
8 |
931 |
Hear that Roy? We're going to the Inauguration! |
1.2712 |
0.05199 |
118 |
93 |
18 |
7 |
932 |
It's times like this I really wish I wasn't a 'legs' man.. |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
933 |
I'm beginning to feel like a third wheel here. You go on without me. |
1.2712 |
0.04763 |
118 |
90 |
24 |
4 |
934 |
Think how screwed we'd be, if Global Warming was REAL! |
1.2712 |
0.05058 |
118 |
92 |
20 |
6 |
935 |
I voted for Trump. What are you being punished for? |
1.2712 |
0.05337 |
118 |
94 |
16 |
8 |
936 |
It's time we crawl to the beat of our own drum |
1.2712 |
0.04609 |
118 |
89 |
26 |
3 |
937 |
What happened in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right? |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
938 |
Is she taking the long way? |
1.2712 |
0.05337 |
118 |
94 |
16 |
8 |
939 |
When do you think she’ll realize that everyone else is dead? |
1.2712 |
0.05058 |
118 |
92 |
20 |
6 |
940 |
Cross off 'Marching Band' on my bucket list. |
1.2712 |
0.04763 |
118 |
90 |
24 |
4 |
941 |
Are we not entertained? |
1.2712 |
0.05058 |
118 |
92 |
20 |
6 |
942 |
And how is marching to a different drummer working out for you? |
1.2712 |
0.05058 |
118 |
92 |
20 |
6 |
943 |
Nice boots. |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
944 |
I think we got trouble right here in Desert City. |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
945 |
I knew climate change would impact the Rose Parade, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2712 |
0.05058 |
118 |
92 |
20 |
6 |
946 |
We lost the other 74 trombones miles ago... |
1.2712 |
0.05058 |
118 |
92 |
20 |
6 |
947 |
My buddy told me all the best action in Vegas is off The Strip. |
1.2712 |
0.04763 |
118 |
90 |
24 |
4 |
948 |
Thoreau's different drummer led him to a pond. |
1.2712 |
0.05471 |
118 |
95 |
14 |
9 |
949 |
When's halftime over? |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
950 |
Who doesn't love a parade ? |
1.2712 |
0.04609 |
118 |
89 |
26 |
3 |
951 |
Maybe she's taking this "Road Less Traveled" thing too far? |
1.2712 |
0.05058 |
118 |
92 |
20 |
6 |
952 |
Ever think – maybe we should've let the parade pass us by? |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
953 |
The Scots don't either, under THEIR kilts. |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
954 |
They are nice boots but that's not the point. |
1.2689 |
0.04575 |
119 |
90 |
26 |
3 |
955 |
I'm starting to believe that ISN'T a divining rod. |
1.2689 |
0.05429 |
119 |
96 |
14 |
9 |
956 |
Don't let their welcoming committee fool you--it's a dry county. |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
957 |
Could be worse. She could be wearing boxers. |
1.2689 |
0.05297 |
119 |
95 |
16 |
8 |
958 |
I'm starting to think we should have stayed with the rest of the band. |
1.2689 |
0.05297 |
119 |
95 |
16 |
8 |
959 |
This is way better than the spin class mirage! |
1.2689 |
0.05297 |
119 |
95 |
16 |
8 |
960 |
Man, these tryouts for The Music Man are getting tougher and tougher. |
1.2689 |
0.05161 |
119 |
94 |
18 |
7 |
961 |
At least we're ahead of the trombones. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
962 |
How much farther before we decide we've been duped? |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
963 |
She may be a mirage, but she’s a damn good mirage. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
964 |
She said the football game is just around the next dune. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
965 |
I just love a parade....even if it's a mirage. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
966 |
I love a strong leader. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
967 |
I could use a little less pageantry, a little more water. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
968 |
All my life I just wanted to be in a cartoon. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
969 |
Maybe someone will rain on her parade. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
970 |
Don't tell me. You love a parade too? |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
971 |
Do you think she knows we're desperate? |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
972 |
It's only halftime |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
973 |
I'm beginning to think that's not a divining rod. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
974 |
It's good to be great again. |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
975 |
Her enthusiasm is really catching. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
976 |
I don't want water as much as I want her to stop humming that same dang tune. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
977 |
Maybe we should sing a faster song. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
978 |
I know they said these were off-Broadway prices but this is ridiculous! |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
979 |
I'm all for school spirit, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
980 |
Good call on the choice of mirage |
1.2672 |
0.05525 |
116 |
94 |
13 |
9 |
981 |
I am beginning to suspect she might be marching to a different drummer. |
1.2672 |
0.04640 |
116 |
88 |
25 |
3 |
982 |
Maybe we should think about marching to the beat of our own drummer. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
983 |
You sure she said Rosebowl? |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
984 |
Now this is the way to die! |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
985 |
"i'm with her" hasn't been working out so well. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
986 |
I'm starting to hate John Phillip Sousa. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
987 |
"We're going to perform at the Mirage Bowl". |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
988 |
I thought it was your mirage. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
989 |
This is a really lousy band camp! |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
990 |
You and your no frills travel guide. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
991 |
I guess we are both skirt chasers. |
1.2672 |
0.04475 |
116 |
87 |
27 |
2 |
992 |
Sing "I love a parade" one more time and you're toast! |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
993 |
I just don't have the heart to tell her the parade ended two hours ago. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
994 |
I like these new motivational mirages. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
995 |
Wait til she notices we dropped our tubas a couple of miles back. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
996 |
See what I mean? Without leadership, I'd have gone around the left side of those rocks. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
997 |
Man, this is a long half-time. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
998 |
We only have to do this for four years. I hope. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
999 |
I had no choice but to ditch my tuba. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1000 |
Wait a minute, did she ever say specifically how she plans to march America great again? |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
1001 |
So what was it that made you take up the trombone? |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1002 |
I'd follow a woman in boots anywhere! |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
1003 |
I don't think she knows where she's going. She just likes to lead. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1004 |
It's not stalking if we believe we're in a parade. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1005 |
Other than that stretch where we spelled 'Ohio' I'd say we've made real good time. |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
1006 |
She sure knows how to boost morale. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1007 |
At what point did we go from marching to crawling? |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1008 |
Did you mail in your absentee ballot? |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1009 |
We're duned. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1010 |
At least now we aren't the only ones who deeply regret having blindly followed the loudest person around. |
1.2672 |
0.05525 |
116 |
94 |
13 |
9 |
1011 |
You meant it - her legs are to die for. |
1.2672 |
0.04640 |
116 |
88 |
25 |
3 |
1012 |
And if she could march in a straight line she'd be perfect. |
1.2672 |
0.04475 |
116 |
87 |
27 |
2 |
1013 |
I can't help it, I'm a natural born follower. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1014 |
I've always admired women in uniform. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1015 |
Please tell me again just why we're following her. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1016 |
I thought YOU were watching the street signs. |
1.2672 |
0.04475 |
116 |
87 |
27 |
2 |
1017 |
Since it was only a 2-credit course, I figured, 'how tough could it be'? |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
1018 |
With this new app it may take longer but I never sit in traffic. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1019 |
It's not too late to turn back, is it? |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
1020 |
Every once in a while she drops it. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1021 |
For an extra forty dollars she came with my GPS. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1022 |
Which bathroom are you going to use? |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1023 |
I hope she's leading us to water and not salted peanuts. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
1024 |
Mirage or no mirage; she's a tall drink of water. That's good enough for me. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1025 |
I know she's just a mirage, but she keeps impeccable timing. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1026 |
I crawl to the beat of a different drum. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1027 |
March to a different beat, they said--it will be fun, they said... |
1.2672 |
0.04640 |
116 |
88 |
25 |
3 |
1028 |
Everybody loves a parade. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1029 |
I don't know where she gets her optimism. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1030 |
Im enjoying this mirage a lot more than the one of the swamp. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1031 |
Nice ass |
1.2672 |
0.05525 |
116 |
94 |
13 |
9 |
1032 |
If the next song isn't Handel's Water Music, I'm giving up. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1033 |
Maybe she is a mirage, but it sure takes your mind off being thirsty. |
1.2672 |
0.04640 |
116 |
88 |
25 |
3 |
1034 |
But would you also swim the deepest ocean for her? |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1035 |
Is that all you can think of. You lost your clarinet, |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1036 |
Better rain on my parade! |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1037 |
I'm a follower. You? |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1038 |
Up for a drink after band? |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1039 |
She's good, but this music is fantastic. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
1040 |
I don't care how much tickets cost. Next time, I'm jumping on the band wagon. |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
1041 |
Best company retreat ever. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1042 |
Somebody tell the consultant that the rest of us think these company retreats suck. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1043 |
I can't wait for the half-time show. |
1.2672 |
0.04640 |
116 |
88 |
25 |
3 |
1044 |
Who won the game? |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1045 |
I must admit I was a little suspicious when she wanted us to join her for a drink |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
1046 |
I can't hear the drums anymore, can you ? |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1047 |
It's the end of the road for this ol' skirt chaser. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1048 |
I like the take-charge type, too. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
1049 |
I told you orchestra was better than marching band. |
1.2672 |
0.05659 |
116 |
95 |
11 |
10 |
1050 |
Do we still end up at 34th street? |
1.2650 |
0.05063 |
117 |
92 |
19 |
6 |
1051 |
She's a lot more attractive than our last GPS system. |
1.2650 |
0.04763 |
117 |
90 |
23 |
4 |
1052 |
At least we got to drop our drums in Tucson. |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
1053 |
This mirage has much better legs than your typical distant pool of water. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1054 |
Who else are we gonna follow? |
1.2609 |
0.05396 |
115 |
93 |
14 |
8 |
1055 |
I've always been a sucker for parades. |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1056 |
Next stop, River City! |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1057 |
She was very fairly elected to be our drum major, now just give her a chance. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1058 |
I almost lost her at the last stoplight. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1059 |
This once I hope it does rain on your parade. |
1.2609 |
0.04797 |
115 |
89 |
22 |
4 |
1060 |
Tell me honestly, Leon, do you think it is remotely possible that we should be marching to a different drummer? |
1.2609 |
0.05396 |
115 |
93 |
14 |
8 |
1061 |
I don't have the heart to tell her we haven't been marching for at least 20 miles. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1062 |
You know, so much of life comes down to finding the right cadence... |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1063 |
This isn't how I pictured the final round of interviews to play out. |
1.2609 |
0.05536 |
115 |
94 |
12 |
9 |
1064 |
We should have marched to the beat of our own drummer. |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1065 |
No more discount guided tours for me. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1066 |
She's making the desert great again. |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
1067 |
So this is what goes on at band camp! |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1068 |
Oh yeah, it's real. The hips don't lie. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1069 |
I bet she doesn't realize how ridiculous she looks. |
1.2609 |
0.05396 |
115 |
93 |
14 |
8 |
1070 |
Don't worry, Pasadena is just over the next ridge. |
1.2609 |
0.04636 |
115 |
88 |
24 |
3 |
1071 |
I'm not so sure that's a dowsing rod. |
1.2609 |
0.04797 |
115 |
89 |
22 |
4 |
1072 |
Mirage? Ok, so what! |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1073 |
Think we might arrive by game-time? |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1074 |
It's worth it on the off-chance she's not a mirage. |
1.2609 |
0.04468 |
115 |
87 |
26 |
2 |
1075 |
You were right. It's not a divining rod. |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1076 |
Nice tall drink of water! |
1.2609 |
0.05536 |
115 |
94 |
12 |
9 |
1077 |
When is she going to pass the baton? |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
1078 |
Didn't she say she was going to Burning Man? |
1.2609 |
0.04636 |
115 |
88 |
24 |
3 |
1079 |
Still, quite a death march. |
1.2609 |
0.05396 |
115 |
93 |
14 |
8 |
1080 |
I just love a parade. |
1.2609 |
0.05396 |
115 |
93 |
14 |
8 |
1081 |
Just you remember, she'll make Arizona great again. |
1.2609 |
0.05672 |
115 |
95 |
10 |
10 |
1082 |
Now do you understand why dad left her? |
1.2609 |
0.05396 |
115 |
93 |
14 |
8 |
1083 |
Any chance this figment of your imagination could march a little slower? |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
1084 |
It's not as much fun as when I was a kid, somehow. |
1.2609 |
0.04468 |
115 |
87 |
26 |
2 |
1085 |
This had better be a frickin' great oasis. |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1086 |
I was in the trombone section. |
1.2609 |
0.04636 |
115 |
88 |
24 |
3 |
1087 |
Thank God, she didn't make us bring the tubas. |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1088 |
...sure wish it would rain on my parade. |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
1089 |
I don't know about you, but dying of thirst, exposure and starvation doesn't seem so bad when you have a little pep in your step. |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
1090 |
I'm tired of crawling in cadence. |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
1091 |
Yes, yes I know, we'll just follow the gps next time. |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1092 |
That was a tricky set of turns |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1093 |
Truth is, I don't love a parade. |
1.2609 |
0.04797 |
115 |
89 |
22 |
4 |
1094 |
Even my delusion is delusional. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1095 |
I know it's a mirage, but what the hell. |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1096 |
I don't think this is going to end well! |
1.2609 |
0.04636 |
115 |
88 |
24 |
3 |
1097 |
I'm still hoping it'll rain on our parade... |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1098 |
I was a Senator. You? |
1.2609 |
0.05672 |
115 |
95 |
10 |
10 |
1099 |
At least she's not making us spell out Ohio. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1100 |
I feel really good about this decision. |
1.2609 |
0.05672 |
115 |
95 |
10 |
10 |
1101 |
I hate to rain on your parade but what drum majorette? |
1.2586 |
0.05066 |
116 |
92 |
18 |
6 |
1102 |
I know she's not real, but the heels are a nice touch |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1103 |
These Half-Time Shows keep getting longer and longer. |
1.2566 |
0.04666 |
113 |
87 |
23 |
3 |
1104 |
I know, next time we use the GPS |
1.2566 |
0.04833 |
113 |
88 |
21 |
4 |
1105 |
I'm hoping she's headed for River City. |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1106 |
I can't wait for halftime to end. |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1107 |
Are we sure it's a divining rod? |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1108 |
This has been an unusually warm march. |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
1109 |
This ain't nothing yet. Wait 'til you see the wall! |
1.2566 |
0.05149 |
113 |
90 |
17 |
6 |
1110 |
So when did you join Crossfit? |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1111 |
Come on, sing it with me! 'On Wisconsin, on Wisconsin!' |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
1112 |
Frankly, I'd rather be water-boarded. |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
1113 |
"Uh Oh, it looks like it might rain on our parade. |
1.2566 |
0.04666 |
113 |
87 |
23 |
3 |
1114 |
I played the clarinet. You? |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1115 |
I love a parade. |
1.2566 |
0.05149 |
113 |
90 |
17 |
6 |
1116 |
I think we're victims of March Madness. |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1117 |
Band Camp must be tougher than we thought. |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
1118 |
Seriously Bro, I think she's over you. |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1119 |
Did you notice the tuba player dropped out a while back? |
1.2566 |
0.04833 |
113 |
88 |
21 |
4 |
1120 |
I don't know about you, but I've always had a thing for a woman in uniform. |
1.2566 |
0.04666 |
113 |
87 |
23 |
3 |
1121 |
The good news is we've made it to halftime. |
1.2566 |
0.05149 |
113 |
90 |
17 |
6 |
1122 |
I wish she was waving a divining rod instead of a baton. |
1.2566 |
0.04494 |
113 |
86 |
25 |
2 |
1123 |
I didn't know band camp would be like this. |
1.2566 |
0.04833 |
113 |
88 |
21 |
4 |
1124 |
I believe we're out of step. |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1125 |
And you were afraid we wouldn't make the team! |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1126 |
Keep going. It's only halftime. |
1.2566 |
0.04494 |
113 |
86 |
25 |
2 |
1127 |
ya know, I still have that song stuck in my head. |
1.2566 |
0.04666 |
113 |
87 |
23 |
3 |
1128 |
I don't care if she's childish and has never served in a marching band. I just want change. |
1.2566 |
0.05591 |
113 |
93 |
11 |
9 |
1129 |
'Ya know - I'm starting to get the feeling like maybe they don't want us in the band?' |
1.2566 |
0.05149 |
113 |
90 |
17 |
6 |
1130 |
Are you sure she said this was the road less traveled? |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1131 |
At the next rock, I'll distract her and you grab the baton...but I get the hat. |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1132 |
What's a Fitbit? |
1.2566 |
0.05149 |
113 |
90 |
17 |
6 |
1133 |
I have no idea where we're headed, but it's great to see the leadership vacuum filled. |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
1134 |
Her last gig was at the Mirage in Vegas. |
1.2566 |
0.05448 |
113 |
92 |
13 |
8 |
1135 |
Does she even know we got a crush on her? |
1.2566 |
0.04666 |
113 |
87 |
23 |
3 |
1136 |
I'm about to give up on this concept of marching to the beat of a different drummer. |
1.2566 |
0.05448 |
113 |
92 |
13 |
8 |
1137 |
Best mirage I ever saw |
1.2564 |
0.04879 |
117 |
92 |
20 |
5 |
1138 |
It's the best mirage so far! |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1139 |
What's the odds on it being a divining rod? |
1.2544 |
0.05259 |
114 |
92 |
15 |
7 |
1140 |
You ate the last brownie at half-time. |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1141 |
I just love a parade. |
1.2544 |
0.04955 |
114 |
90 |
19 |
5 |
1142 |
I don't care if it's only a mirage. At least we're getting somewhere. |
1.2544 |
0.04460 |
114 |
87 |
25 |
2 |
1143 |
Well, at least his deportation officers are good looking. |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1144 |
This isn't quite the midnight at the oasis I expected! |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1145 |
Guess who she voted for? |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1146 |
We should've listened to the camel. |
1.2544 |
0.04631 |
114 |
88 |
23 |
3 |
1147 |
She’s my kind of gal. She refuses to stop and ask for directions. |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1148 |
Do you think we'll miss the second half? |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1149 |
I don't mind saying that there's a little part of me that wishes she would have stopped at the waterhole around six miles back. |
1.2522 |
0.05217 |
115 |
93 |
15 |
7 |
1150 |
Should we tell her we should have turned left at the gas station? |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1151 |
I TOLD you this POKEMON GO thing IS A DISASTER! Happy now? |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1152 |
I hate these Mojave State halftime shows. |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1153 |
These footprints seem freshly made, we can't be far behind her now! |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1154 |
You're right, your mirage is better than mine. |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1155 |
She's great! We already covered 5 miles since she joined us! |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1156 |
"Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere", I told her. You, too? |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1157 |
If it's a mirage, then how come we can hear the music? |
1.2500 |
0.04994 |
112 |
89 |
18 |
5 |
1158 |
I replaced her baton with a rainstick. Just watch. |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1159 |
Naturally, the Arizona State game is on the road |
1.2500 |
0.04660 |
112 |
87 |
22 |
3 |
1160 |
Remember, we could be with the clown in the Himalayas |
1.2500 |
0.05455 |
112 |
92 |
12 |
8 |
1161 |
How can she walk in those heels? |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1162 |
I'm telling you, it's bound to rain on her parade eventually. |
1.2500 |
0.05601 |
112 |
93 |
10 |
9 |
1163 |
I said, 'Dessert.' |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1164 |
We waited too long -- it'll be awkward if we tell her what happened to the rest of the band now. |
1.2500 |
0.05601 |
112 |
93 |
10 |
9 |
1165 |
Who told you that you could find water with a stick? |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1166 |
Wait, that doesn't look like a divining rod to me! |
1.2500 |
0.04994 |
112 |
89 |
18 |
5 |
1167 |
To think--a couple weeks ago, I was holding down that BIG Snoopy balloon. |
1.2500 |
0.04994 |
112 |
89 |
18 |
5 |
1168 |
What makes you think a majorette can lead us to the promised land? |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
1169 |
I beg to differ, but it's left. . . right. . .left. |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1170 |
The Parade is not well attended this year |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1171 |
I don't care what the song says, next time I'm letting the parade pass by. |
1.2455 |
0.04690 |
110 |
86 |
21 |
3 |
1172 |
Is peeking under her skirt worth it? |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1173 |
When do we break it to her that I dropped my tuba and you dropped your trombone 27 miles ago? |
1.2455 |
0.04690 |
110 |
86 |
21 |
3 |
1174 |
She promised to take me to Las Vegas--and you? |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1175 |
Something seems...wrong, you know? |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
1176 |
Yep, you're dying. |
1.2455 |
0.04320 |
110 |
84 |
25 |
1 |
1177 |
Takes your mind off of the election. |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1178 |
Who told you that it would rain on her parade? |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1179 |
It was either her now or Godot whenever.... |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1180 |
I'm sure glad we made America great again. |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1181 |
If we're lucky, it's a divining rod. |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1182 |
I hid my tuba behind that last rock. |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1183 |
You have to admire her perseverance. |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1184 |
She can lead us to water but she can't make us drink. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1185 |
I told her if She went Commando, I'd follow Her anywhere! |
1.2455 |
0.04690 |
110 |
86 |
21 |
3 |
1186 |
Either way we're deserters |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1187 |
This is more fun than I thought it would be. |
1.2455 |
0.04509 |
110 |
85 |
23 |
2 |
1188 |
Enough already with the 'Oom Pah Pah'. |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1189 |
I know its just a mirage, but please don't tell my wife? |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1190 |
Oh, shut up! Baton death march, indeed! |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1191 |
We're just about out of mirages. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1192 |
On the bright side, she's less annoying than a tiger on a boat. |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1193 |
I'm starting to think our majorette is more like a mirage-ette. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1194 |
When we passed the oasis she just came darting out of the palm trees. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1195 |
Maybe we shouldn't have held the straight pride parade on inauguration day. |
1.2455 |
0.05945 |
110 |
94 |
5 |
11 |
1196 |
Why do I have to crawl on my hands and knees to have my caption picked? |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1197 |
She marches to the beat of a different, drier, drummer |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
1198 |
I'm not paying extra for this Gary. |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1199 |
Can we try downtempo for a mile or two? |
1.2437 |
0.04617 |
119 |
94 |
21 |
4 |
1200 |
Think she could drum up a cold one? |
1.2432 |
0.05310 |
111 |
91 |
13 |
7 |
1201 |
That baton better have a GPS in it! |
1.2385 |
0.04101 |
109 |
83 |
26 |
0 |
1202 |
What’s a pheromone? |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1203 |
Don't you just love a parade? |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1204 |
It's the boots. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1205 |
You know, majorettes originated in the Rhineland, where young women performing at carnivals were called "Tanzmariechen" or Dance Mary's. Really interesting, huh? |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1206 |
Hey, you’re a survivor! When this parade started we were waay at the back. |
1.2385 |
0.04496 |
109 |
85 |
22 |
2 |
1207 |
Let's split after halftime. |
1.2385 |
0.04496 |
109 |
85 |
22 |
2 |
1208 |
As mirages go, I prefer mine more classical. |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1209 |
Epaulettes are so Seventies. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1210 |
How do we explain this to our wives? |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1211 |
Hallucination!? Whatever, I'm motivated. |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1212 |
This is the one time i really wish it would rain on our Parade! |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1213 |
I don't have the heart to tell her that we lost our last piccolo player two mirages ago. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1214 |
It's her boots ... they are really made for walking. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1215 |
I don't care if she is a mirage, this beats just lying around waiting for the inevitable.... |
1.2385 |
0.04303 |
109 |
84 |
24 |
1 |
1216 |
OK, then ask your hallucination to slow down the pace. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1217 |
Does she realize halftime was 5 days ago? |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1218 |
I'm a sucker for "76 Trombones" |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1219 |
Get rid of the tubas you said. We won't need them out here you said. |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1220 |
This really wasn't what I had in mind when she said she'd lead us to the nearest watering hole. |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1221 |
Oh, yeah? Are the footprints a mirage, too? |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1222 |
Well, this parade has gone to hell. |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1223 |
Do YOU see a Macy's out here? |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1224 |
This dry run isn't working. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1225 |
"I can't say enough for this vantage point.' |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1226 |
When's halftime over? |
1.2385 |
0.04303 |
109 |
84 |
24 |
1 |
1227 |
I hear we are getting the band back together |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1228 |
It's worth it if we get season tickets. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1229 |
Much better than the lemonade stand hallucination. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1230 |
Come on. It's better than the island last week. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1231 |
Now I can't get "76 Trombones" out of my head. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1232 |
I'm seeing a downside to the Raiders move to Las Vegas |
1.2385 |
0.04496 |
109 |
85 |
22 |
2 |
1233 |
Sorry. When I said: "Don't rain on my parade, I really didn't mean it.' |
1.2385 |
0.04303 |
109 |
84 |
24 |
1 |
1234 |
Choosing a grand marshal with no prior parade experience seemed like such a great idea. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1235 |
I'm having some major hallucinations. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1236 |
Everyone's demise should be preceded by a peppy Souza march. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1237 |
So where are these 76 trombones? |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1238 |
I thought she'd pass the baton by now. |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1239 |
Saying to the ends of the earth was a bit brash. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1240 |
I think we've shown enough spirit! |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1241 |
Music Man meets Ishtar is NOT a great concept. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1242 |
It could be worse - we could be in the tuba section. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1243 |
Nice mirage, I guess, but my vote's still for an oasis. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1244 |
She's a female leader I felt I could really get behind. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1245 |
I didn't want to say anything but I think she lost the beat back there where the buzzards ate the last of the percussion section. |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1246 |
I cant get the Notre Dame fight song out of my head. |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1247 |
Your wife sure is a good sport about this! |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1248 |
I'm beginning to think we should have followed that guy playing the water glasses. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1249 |
They say it's all about 'the journey'. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1250 |
She had beans last night. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1251 |
A fork in which road? |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1252 |
I'm pretty sure we'll make it by half-time. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1253 |
After 3 days the mirages get better. |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1254 |
If she weren't a mirage, she'd be marching in a straight line wouldn't she? |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1255 |
That mirage has great legs |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1256 |
Told you there'd be a Macy's around here some place. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1257 |
I'm starting to think this isn't the Trump victory parade? |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1258 |
I don't know ... but I sure hope it's a football game! |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1259 |
I wonder if all of this groveling will get us anywhere. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1260 |
We are followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosos, the cream of every famous band. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1261 |
I know, I know, but it's just such a catchy beat! |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1262 |
I guess we're all that's left of the band. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1263 |
Can we go back to the Kate Upton mirage? |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1264 |
Let's make a deal. I'll stop humming Stars and Stripes Forever if you'll quit imitating a boombox. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1265 |
She's a lot better looking than that stupid bunny with the battery. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1266 |
We just passed Boulder. |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1267 |
It's so much easier crawling in rhythm. |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1268 |
Next time I'm flying. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1269 |
...of course the sousaphone player was the first to go. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1270 |
Ok, you do the drums and I'll do the horns. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1271 |
I suspect that we Americans may be fools. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1272 |
I'm starting to rethink this whole emigrate to Canada thing. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1273 |
She does know how thirsty we are, right ? |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1274 |
I thought the plain was supposed to be fruited. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1275 |
We're getting closer—I smell hotdogs. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1276 |
They're probably just stuck at a red light. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1277 |
This peyote you found has confusing metaphors |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1278 |
Pretty good as mirages go. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1279 |
Trust me. Any parade I'm a part of is guaranteed to rain. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1280 |
How many more miles to burning man again? |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1281 |
No, I don't love a parade. Do you love a parade? |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1282 |
Maybe joining the Amelia Earhart Marching Band wasn't such a good idea after all. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1283 |
He's got to be real. Mirages don't cross-dress. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1284 |
No, you've got to lead with your right hand on the downbeat |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1285 |
Who knew we'd be finalists in the AMAZING RACE! |
1.2385 |
0.04496 |
109 |
85 |
22 |
2 |
1286 |
You are either out of step or you are crawling to the beat of a different drummer. |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1287 |
We can't ask her anything. She's got the talking stick. |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1288 |
I was sure she'd lead us right to Macy's. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1289 |
Where are the 76 trombones she promised? |
1.2385 |
0.05514 |
109 |
91 |
10 |
8 |
1290 |
I guess following her blindly into oblivion wasn't such a great idea. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1291 |
Ends of the earth? Wasn't that where we started? |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1292 |
this mirage is even better than the palm trees! |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1293 |
I'm beginning to regret signing up for the Marching Band. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1294 |
Hear me out: There's no Dorothy, no Toto, no yellow bricks... I think we're in the wrong gig. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1295 |
What kind of a band camp is this, Jerry? |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1296 |
Aren't you glad that Outward Bound has added some frills? |
1.2385 |
0.05514 |
109 |
91 |
10 |
8 |
1297 |
Hey... She avoided those rocks didn't she? |
1.2385 |
0.04496 |
109 |
85 |
22 |
2 |
1298 |
You said you love a parade. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1299 |
March! March!March! Just one time I'd like to see her throw that damn thing in the air and catch it. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1300 |
So when we get to the stadium, I'll find some seats while you go to the concession stand and get two Buds and some hotdogs with relish and mustard. |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1301 |
You can stop saying, "hup, two, three, four." |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1302 |
I still think something good might come out of this. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1303 |
We are never going to make it back for 3rd quarter. |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
1304 |
Never expected band boot camp to be so tough! |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1305 |
Didn't she just miss a beat? |
1.2364 |
0.05154 |
110 |
90 |
14 |
6 |
1306 |
By God, she is wearing yellow panties! |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
1307 |
"Did we miss the concession stand?" |
1.2364 |
0.05154 |
110 |
90 |
14 |
6 |
1308 |
Just keep putting one hand in front of the other... |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1309 |
Leading us to water, I knew that was a trumped-up story. |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1310 |
I don't care if it IS a mirage. I'm going. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1311 |
I guess you never forget the skills you learn in band camp. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1312 |
God, how I miss those porpoises. |
1.2336 |
0.05568 |
107 |
90 |
9 |
8 |
1313 |
It's not working. I still remember November 8th. |
1.2336 |
0.05407 |
107 |
89 |
11 |
7 |
1314 |
When does the greatness begin? |
1.2336 |
0.05407 |
107 |
89 |
11 |
7 |
1315 |
Just how cheap were these seats? |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1316 |
Should we tell her we lost our instruments about two miles back? |
1.2336 |
0.05407 |
107 |
89 |
11 |
7 |
1317 |
Boy, you weren't kidding when you said she marches to the beat of her own drummer! |
1.2336 |
0.04519 |
107 |
84 |
21 |
2 |
1318 |
This is the last time I'm letting you plan our vacation. |
1.2336 |
0.04519 |
107 |
84 |
21 |
2 |
1319 |
Who needs an oasis? |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1320 |
I think we might reconsider slavishly following the leader. |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1321 |
"Be unique", you said. "March to the beat of your own drummer", you said! |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1322 |
The good news...she doesn't know we are here. |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1323 |
"'Ya gotta admit, she has a nice butt". |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1324 |
Story of my life... |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1325 |
Location, location, location |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1326 |
Are we free of the establishment yet? |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1327 |
It must be halftime. |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1328 |
I always wanted to be in a mirage band. |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1329 |
At least I'll die happy. |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1330 |
OK, so we definitely overshot Herald Square. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1331 |
We should have quit marching when we stopped hearing the tuba. |
1.2336 |
0.04319 |
107 |
83 |
23 |
1 |
1332 |
According to media reports she's leading a large band. |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1333 |
I don't hear it either. Do you think the auditory hallucinations have been delayed? |
1.2336 |
0.04519 |
107 |
84 |
21 |
2 |
1334 |
I think the band went the other way. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1335 |
This parade route gets longer but there are fewer and fewer floats. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1336 |
At least there's no traffic. |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1337 |
Damn, I just love a parade! |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1338 |
Forget water, I want a Cabinet post. |
1.2336 |
0.05568 |
107 |
90 |
9 |
8 |
1339 |
The whistling is the worst part. |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1340 |
Is it time we changed the mirage? |
1.2336 |
0.04519 |
107 |
84 |
21 |
2 |
1341 |
Everyone hates these long Super Bowl halftime shows |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1342 |
Remember when no one went to Brooklyn? |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1343 |
Let's never bet on an election again... |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1344 |
If she's a mirage how come she knows every Sousa march? |
1.2336 |
0.04519 |
107 |
84 |
21 |
2 |
1345 |
This is the last time we sign up for a reality TV show. |
1.2336 |
0.05568 |
107 |
90 |
9 |
8 |
1346 |
This beat is killing me. |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1347 |
If you tell me to follow the leader one more time I'm gonna hit both of you over the head with that baton. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1348 |
I didn't vote for her, but she is a highly effective leader. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1349 |
She's taking us to Hilary's victory party - she won the popular vote. |
1.2336 |
0.05407 |
107 |
89 |
11 |
7 |
1350 |
Somewhere, we lost our 76 trombones. |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1351 |
Talk about hallucinations. |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1352 |
Well that's one way to keep our spirits up. |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1353 |
I wasn't planning on a recount either. |
1.2336 |
0.05407 |
107 |
89 |
11 |
7 |
1354 |
She said her father was a big shot in the town of Hamelin. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1355 |
It's not a mirage, my wife always takes the lead. |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1356 |
I'd hate to walk 1000 miles in her shoes. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1357 |
If we start seeing 76 trombones we're in real trouble! |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1358 |
Marches have gotten much more interesting since the Foreign Legion started accepting women. |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1359 |
What makes you think it's a mirage? |
1.2336 |
0.04319 |
107 |
83 |
23 |
1 |
1360 |
I didn't expect such a welcoming homecoming. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1361 |
We're crawling in love. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1362 |
I hate Sousa! |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
1363 |
I'm definitely going to complain to the cruise line about this excursion! |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
1364 |
As mirages go, it's pretty unique. |
1.2315 |
0.05197 |
108 |
89 |
13 |
6 |
1365 |
We'll be fine until we get to his wall. |
1.2315 |
0.05361 |
108 |
90 |
11 |
7 |
1366 |
I finally know what it means to be led astray |
1.2315 |
0.04482 |
108 |
85 |
21 |
2 |
1367 |
Told you it wasn't a mirage. |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
1368 |
I'm not sure being Secretary of State is worth this. |
1.2294 |
0.05154 |
109 |
90 |
13 |
6 |
1369 |
Looks like we are the last of the saints. |
1.2294 |
0.04813 |
109 |
88 |
17 |
4 |
1370 |
She is going to have to use the rest room eventually. We find the men's room next to it and drink water from the toilet and we survive! |
1.2294 |
0.04813 |
109 |
88 |
17 |
4 |
1371 |
Maybe we should stop making trumpet noises with our mouths. |
1.2266 |
0.04862 |
128 |
107 |
13 |
8 |
1372 |
"The band can't be far behind". |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1373 |
You're right. I do hear the drums. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1374 |
This parade could use some rain. |
1.2264 |
0.05573 |
106 |
90 |
8 |
8 |
1375 |
Think of it this way- the parade started with 76 trombones. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1376 |
River City seems to have dried up and blown away |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1377 |
At first I thought it was a mirage, too. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1378 |
Is it ME, or she hard to follow? |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1379 |
She’s my mirage. You dream up the band. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1380 |
Should we tell her we lost the elephant 12 miles ago? |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1381 |
The Trump victory celebration is still going in full force! |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1382 |
I miss the tubas. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1383 |
All these miles and we still haven't got the rhythm! |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1384 |
Is this gag going somewhere? |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1385 |
Perhaps Hillary was more qualified after all. |
1.2264 |
0.05409 |
106 |
89 |
10 |
7 |
1386 |
Crawl to the beat or she'll make us start over. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1387 |
It rarely pays to follow the other guy's dream. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1388 |
I'm quite convinced this isn't the tail end of Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1389 |
Just think, a few more weeks of band camp and we'll be in the best shape of our lives. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1390 |
Trust me, she's real. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1391 |
You do realize we could have just followed him on Facebook, right? |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1392 |
Before this, she ran Trump's campaign. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1393 |
Can't you keep in step? |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1394 |
It made so much sense four years ago. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1395 |
At least it's not raining on our parade. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1396 |
I forget. Is she our carrot or our stick? |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1397 |
What men will do for for a a good-looking pair of legs! |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1398 |
Well, you must admit she has a certain "je ne sais quoi"! |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1399 |
Are you sure that's a divining rod she's carrying |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1400 |
Nice miraging there, Lou. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1401 |
She's leading us to the source of accurate news. |
1.2264 |
0.05409 |
106 |
89 |
10 |
7 |
1402 |
It was a great idea to dump the sousaphones. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1403 |
I heard if you crawl, you get twice the step counts. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1404 |
At some point she's gotta pass the baton! |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1405 |
Macy's Day is a real disappointment this year, huh. |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1406 |
Mirage?. I thought I was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1407 |
I'd prefer marching to my own drummer. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1408 |
Gosh, I love a parade. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1409 |
If she can't find Professor Harold Hill for us, no one can. |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1410 |
Did you vote for trump too? |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1411 |
We shouldn't have chosen "Stairway to Heaven." |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1412 |
I take her seriously, but not literally. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1413 |
So we clapped at Hamilton.Was that so bad?" |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1414 |
Water would be better, but the rhythm is nice. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1415 |
She certainly has brightened up this death march, don't you think? |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1416 |
Aren't you glad I got us bumped up to first class? |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1417 |
The vote was on Brexit, wasn't it? |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1418 |
I still say we made a bad turn at Albuquerque . |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1419 |
I'm hoping someone will rain on his parade. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1420 |
So, what's your fetish? |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1421 |
Plus, we don't have to lug an instrument around. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1422 |
My god I love parades! |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1423 |
We're finally second row! |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1424 |
I'll follow a woman in a uniform anywhere. |
1.2264 |
0.04299 |
106 |
83 |
22 |
1 |
1425 |
I told you I would follow her anywhere. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1426 |
I'm with her! |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1427 |
He said she didn't have the stamina to lead. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1428 |
I know it's a death march, but aren't you curious if she drops the baton at the end? |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1429 |
I just assumed the flashy costume and air of confidence meant we were going somewhere good? |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1430 |
To be honest, I'd have preferred a Busby Berkeley hallucination. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1431 |
Have any gum? |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1432 |
They were right. It IS a long, long way to Tipperary. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1433 |
She won't be happy till our arms are in synch |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1434 |
The show must go on. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1435 |
Survival of the flutist. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1436 |
Everybody loves a parade. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1437 |
Halftimes have gotten totally out of control. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1438 |
I think we passed Macy's a few mirages ago. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1439 |
Maybe we shouldn't have followed Hillary! |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1440 |
I think it's working. Looks like it may rain on our parade. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1441 |
You really have to appreciate her enthusiasm. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1442 |
Confidence - it's everything. |
1.2264 |
0.04299 |
106 |
83 |
22 |
1 |
1443 |
You're a star, grab her like the Donald to make sure she's real! |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1444 |
Best mirage ever! |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1445 |
I know, but I like the view from here... |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1446 |
So much for following a different drummer. |
1.2264 |
0.05573 |
106 |
90 |
8 |
8 |
1447 |
I don't care if it IS a mirage. I love a parade. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1448 |
I'm feeling it, I tell you. She's leading us to the promised land. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1449 |
I'm tellin' ya, the longer we wait the funnier the look on her face will be. |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1450 |
this is going nowhere, let's eat her ! |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1451 |
You're sure this is homecoming weekend? |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1452 |
Mirage or not, it gives hope. |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1453 |
Trouble!" "Oh, we got trouble!!" "Right here in River City!" "Right here in River City!!" "With a capital "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for... |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1454 |
I told you we should have followed that turkey balloon instead of her. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1455 |
Things could be worse. Our mirage could have come with four legs. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1456 |
Even though I'm technically the section lead, I want you to know I consider us equal partners on the team. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1457 |
That promise to make us great again sounded good at the time. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1458 |
Drum mirage-ette? |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1459 |
It must be halftime. |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1460 |
I never took you seriously that if TRUMP won, we would march to Mexico. |
1.2243 |
0.05196 |
107 |
89 |
12 |
6 |
1461 |
I miss the trumpets. |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1462 |
Maybe this is why she got drummed out of town. |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1463 |
I think its time we switch parties... |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
1464 |
I'm an optimist, Tom. I say the desert is half full. |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1465 |
Don't give up. I'm pretty sure it's going to be great again real soon... |
1.2243 |
0.04659 |
107 |
86 |
18 |
3 |
1466 |
Percussion deserted us. |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1467 |
Sure, I'm thirsty, but who cares? |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1468 |
Stamina is highly overrated. |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1469 |
You may see a lake but I have a different need |
1.2222 |
0.04429 |
108 |
86 |
20 |
2 |
1470 |
Yessiree....Jill Stein is the one to fix this in 2020! |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1471 |
At least we wont die of boredom. |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1472 |
I call it the Trail of Cheers. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1473 |
Marching to a different drummer has its drawbacks. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1474 |
Anyway her enthusiasm is inspirational |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1475 |
I-i-i-i love a parade!... |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1476 |
That's the last time I bet on an election. |
1.2212 |
0.05284 |
104 |
87 |
11 |
6 |
1477 |
This is nothing to where The Donald will lead us. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1478 |
Are you sure she knows the way to the oasis? |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1479 |
What if she's a mirage leading us to a mirage? |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1480 |
Isn't this more fun than using the GPS device to get to Pasdena?? |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1481 |
We do a dry run before the parade. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1482 |
If a majorette comes, can beer be far behind? |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1483 |
The tubas fell back about a mile ago. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1484 |
It kills me that I forgot my tuba. |
1.2212 |
0.05284 |
104 |
87 |
11 |
6 |
1485 |
She won't stop until the band is back together. |
1.2212 |
0.05458 |
104 |
88 |
9 |
7 |
1486 |
I wish she'd let us twirl the baton once in a while. |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1487 |
This parade is making me thirsty. |
1.2212 |
0.05284 |
104 |
87 |
11 |
6 |
1488 |
If we're going to follow her, can't you at least crawl at the right rhythm? |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1489 |
I thought her enthusiasm was supposed to be infectious. |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1490 |
It's okay, we are with the band. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1491 |
I love a parade, Don't you? |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1492 |
If we'd have followed those damn' trombones, we'd be in River City by now |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1493 |
Since when did Moses wear high heels and a skirt? |
1.2212 |
0.05284 |
104 |
87 |
11 |
6 |
1494 |
Somehow this doesn't seem as delusional as pleading with the rock. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1495 |
Death Valley needed a bit of animation to attract tourists. |
1.2212 |
0.04089 |
104 |
81 |
23 |
0 |
1496 |
Maybe we shouldn't have signed up to be Trumpettes? |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1497 |
Are you SURE this is the way to the promised land?...cause I am really thirsty |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1498 |
My wife suffers from water retention. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1499 |
NOW she shows up! |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1500 |
"I followed because I love a parade! What's your excuse? |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1501 |
I'm beginning to think she's a little off key. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1502 |
I like your mirage more than mine. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1503 |
I think we've carried this "marching to a different drummer" thing too far. |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1504 |
We follow her to the sideline and then it's Gatorade! |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1505 |
Yes, I'm still with her. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1506 |
And the band crawled on. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1507 |
Someone should rain on this parade asap. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1508 |
I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1509 |
I sure hope this turns out to be a good idea. |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1510 |
It's not the best view... but at least we get to see a parade. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1511 |
More like marching SAND, am I right?? |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1512 |
She might be a mirage, but she knows where she's going. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1513 |
Ain't been so bad since the tuba player dropped. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1514 |
If you knew Sousa ........ |
1.2212 |
0.05458 |
104 |
88 |
9 |
7 |
1515 |
This is going to be great. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1516 |
When do we start feeling great again? |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1517 |
she seems to know where we`re going |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1518 |
Because sooner or later, it'll rain on a parade. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1519 |
Of all the drum majorettes in the world, we fall in love with the Energizer Bunny! |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1520 |
Maybe we were told"fall behind" , not "crawl behind". |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1521 |
Hey, at least we got Team Spirit! |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1522 |
I'm having second thoughts about this parade route. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1523 |
I call this the homecoming mirage. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1524 |
I vowed, 'To honor and obey.' What's your excuse? |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1525 |
I followed Trump in '16 and, ironically, it turned out a lot like this, too. |
1.2212 |
0.05284 |
104 |
87 |
11 |
6 |
1526 |
Bark one more time and I'll kill you. |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1527 |
I'm still praying for when the saints go marching in. |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1528 |
Sure she has a cute rear end, but this is getting ridiculous. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1529 |
Does she know that we want it to rain on her parade? |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1530 |
I feel bad for dropping my tuba. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1531 |
These halftime shows are getting longer and longer. |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1532 |
Maybe the water boy will be along next. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1533 |
Im starting to think there may not be a Santa float. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1534 |
Maybe next time we should follow the band |
1.2202 |
0.04195 |
109 |
86 |
22 |
1 |
1535 |
Now you sing - oh when the saints. It's not that difficult. |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
1536 |
My commitment to follow her anywhere is wearing thin. |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
1537 |
I think I'm starting to hallucinate...it looks like there's a man crawling right next to me! |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1538 |
At this point I would score eight for Style and two for Direction. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1539 |
You know, this mirage is much better than the water mirage that we saw fifty miles ago. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
1540 |
What's not to love? |
1.2190 |
0.05238 |
105 |
88 |
11 |
6 |
1541 |
Maybe we were marching to the beat of the wrong different drummer. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1542 |
You're the one who said we should march to a different drummer; big mistake! |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
1543 |
I could think of worst mirages. |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
1544 |
Wasn’t there a Snoopy float last year? |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
1545 |
You think you're tired. I've been in this band for five years! |
1.2170 |
0.04447 |
106 |
85 |
19 |
2 |
1546 |
We crawl to the beat of a different drum majorette. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1547 |
I thought you told me he was going to make America great again! |
1.2136 |
0.05458 |
103 |
88 |
8 |
7 |
1548 |
No, really, she's better than a GPS. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1549 |
We need to keep following her. She's the drum major for the Niagara Falls High School band. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1550 |
Gosh, I love a parade. |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
1551 |
When I said I'd follow her to the ends of the earth I didn't mean with her ex husband. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1552 |
all in all, i say she's the best mirage we've seen yet. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1553 |
The leader of the sand |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1554 |
Lucky for you I have "Fall off your Float" Road Service! |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1555 |
It's my mirage and I'll say Drum Majorette if I want... |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1556 |
Do you think she has noticed us yet ? |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1557 |
This is the only way to sneak into Canada. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1558 |
You're dragging behind the beat, Ken. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1559 |
You're right. It is just like high school. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1560 |
Jeez, can't she do anything slower than 2/2 time? |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1561 |
Halftime seems like a lifetime ago. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1562 |
I don't know, I dialed 911 and this is what they sent |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1563 |
Are we getting close to Pasadena yet? |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1564 |
Except for the knobby knees, this mirage gets a 10. |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
1565 |
Makes more sense than the Tabasco truck you had us follow. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1566 |
What part of "follow me" did we misunderstand? |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1567 |
The lake was a bust, but no complaints about this mirage. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1568 |
How long is this halftime show? |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1569 |
Too bad there's only one more mile to go. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1570 |
It's the different drummer. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1571 |
She's making the desert great again. |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
1572 |
Geez. By now I'd thought I'd be more thirsty than horny. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1573 |
One time, at band camp... |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1574 |
Do you think we can talk her into using that stick as a dowsing rod |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1575 |
Where did we lose the band? |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1576 |
I don't care what gender it is as long as it leads us to water. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1577 |
Nice, but now pretend you're the Grand Marshal and we have a convertible to ride in. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1578 |
I think her candidacy led us astray |
1.2136 |
0.05458 |
103 |
88 |
8 |
7 |
1579 |
I lost my glockenspiel. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1580 |
Mirage? I thought you were following your instincts. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1581 |
She blew in my ear, and you? |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1582 |
I guess we're already dead, but who cares? |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1583 |
Bob, let's not ever - EVER - audition for a crummy community production of 'Music Man' again! |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1584 |
I'm really tired of your humming, " When the Saints Go Marching On". |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1585 |
Do you think she'll notice we're out of step? |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1586 |
I say we give her two more dunes, max. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1587 |
I really wish we had followed a different drum majorette. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1588 |
That baton looked a lot like a water divining rod...... |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
1589 |
Because it's shiny! |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1590 |
But would she follow you anywhere? |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
1591 |
I can't keep in step anymore |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1592 |
If you start singing "I Love a Parade" one more time, I will strangle you. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1593 |
I hope the halftime show is worth it. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1594 |
You're the one who fell for the "I'm a direct descendant of Moses" line. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1595 |
Yeah? Well, I think she's a LOUSY water diviner. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1596 |
We seemed to have lost the rest of the band |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1597 |
Halftime is almost over. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1598 |
This is the first parade in my honor. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1599 |
Because Moses didn't have a baton. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1600 |
When you said you'd follow her anywhere, did you have any idea? |
1.2136 |
0.04286 |
103 |
82 |
20 |
1 |
1601 |
She gave the signal for Allegro. Quicken the pace. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1602 |
Me? I started in high school, and I think I'll be at first base with her soon. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1603 |
The show must go on. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1604 |
I am starting to think she was over-confident. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1605 |
Who loves a parade more than us? |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1606 |
Since Palin '08, I find boots irresistible. What's your excuse. |
1.2136 |
0.05458 |
103 |
88 |
8 |
7 |
1607 |
The view is definitely better from here. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1608 |
I meant follow him on Twitter.... |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1609 |
Are you sure the genie didn't think you asked for a leader, as opposed to a liter? |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
1610 |
I-I-I-I-I -- love a parade! |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1611 |
I'm just saying that if it's a mirage, it's at least an inspiring one. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1612 |
Everybody loves a parade, but not as much as we do, right? |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1613 |
I'm worried that our fearless leader has no idea where we're going. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1614 |
I didn't think the Dust Bowl parade would be so long. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1615 |
Hey, at least we are going out in style. |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
1616 |
We have to stand up. She started singing the Star Spangled Banner. |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
1617 |
Rain prance. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1618 |
I was relieved someone else shares this fetish |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1619 |
Doreen is a natural leader. She just has to improve her situational awareness. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1620 |
We've gotta stay upbeat. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1621 |
I used to love a parade but those days are long gone. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1622 |
Nice ass |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1623 |
Who got her a Fitbit? |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1624 |
Who cares if she's lying about the waterfall and the oasis - she's a great leader. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1625 |
It's not easy being a Hillary cheerleader. |
1.2136 |
0.05458 |
103 |
88 |
8 |
7 |
1626 |
I warned you that she marched to the beat of a distant drummer! |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1627 |
She promised to get us there by opening kickoff!!! |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1628 |
So where the hell are those seventy-six trombones? |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1629 |
And you had to go and mouth off about her lack of stamina! |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1630 |
I'm first trumpet now! |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1631 |
Do you think that the mirages are getting crazier? |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1632 |
Did you say drum or dumb? |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1633 |
Whaddaya mean you don't love a parade? |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1634 |
If you think this is good just wait til the halftime show! |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1635 |
It's left/right in unison. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1636 |
We are on our way to Macy's, right? |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1637 |
My agent said think Lawrence of Arabia. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1638 |
Can you believe she got cut from cross country? |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1639 |
When we reach the stadium it's beer and hotdogs. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1640 |
She can lead us to water but she can't make us drink. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1641 |
Looks like it's only halftime. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1642 |
Technically to be considered a parade, we'd have to be marching, too. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1643 |
She works at The Mirage. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1644 |
She makes me feel guilty for putting down my tuba. |
1.2136 |
0.05458 |
103 |
88 |
8 |
7 |
1645 |
See! I told you she is wearing panties. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1646 |
Do you see what I see? |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1647 |
When do we get to see Santa? |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1648 |
I think we went to high school together. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1649 |
I never heard 'Midnight at the Oasis' in a marching band style before. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1650 |
Yessir, I'd go to the ends of the earth for her. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1651 |
The rest of the band deserted her miles ago. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1652 |
Think this is what it’s like following a populist demagogue? |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1653 |
Her band has deserted her |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1654 |
This better end in something better than just a mirage. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1655 |
So, you steal the baton--how does that help us? |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1656 |
And you said Fantasy Cheerleader Camp would be so fun. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1657 |
Stop talking or we'll never get a water break. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1658 |
We should have followed the tuba player! |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1659 |
We should have brought a GPS instead! |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1660 |
Just this once. What if it DID rain? |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1661 |
At least we don't have to worry about stadium parking. |
1.2136 |
0.04058 |
103 |
81 |
22 |
0 |
1662 |
I see why Barbells with Betsy was 80 percent off on Groupon. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1663 |
I told you to pick the camel instead! |
1.2136 |
0.05458 |
103 |
88 |
8 |
7 |
1664 |
I think your wife is mocking us. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1665 |
Tune in for next season's Survivor: Extreme Band Camp |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
1666 |
I'm marching to a different drummer. |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
1667 |
We should have followed the elephants. |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
1668 |
I still see a pool of water. You? |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
1669 |
Next time I'll be more specific when asking a genie for March Madness tickets. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1670 |
If this is a mirage, it's a doozy. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1671 |
Mac, if life is about chasing a dream, then we deserve that drink. |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
1672 |
I'm going to miss Obama's immigration policies. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1673 |
She says her last gig was shepherding a cadre of lemmings. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1674 |
Do you think she has a boyfriend? |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1675 |
I think her last name is Pelosi. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1676 |
I can't imagine where this is all leading to. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1677 |
This seemed like a good idea at first. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1678 |
It must be her pheromones. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1679 |
''This is going to get old.'' |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1680 |
I'll stand up when she sings the national anthem. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1681 |
We should've had a safe word. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1682 |
She's always marched to a different drummer. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1683 |
The marching band takes hazing a little too far |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1684 |
Your not going to believe this |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
1685 |
OK, go back and follow that rock if you'd rather. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
1686 |
If this were a metaphor, wouldn't we be being led astray rather by a Trump-eter? |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1687 |
Hey, what happened to the band? |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
1688 |
Sure, we're dying of thirst... But what a way to go! |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1689 |
I thought you were the different drummer. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
1690 |
As mirages go, this one leads the band! |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1691 |
Maybe we'll find those 76 trombones. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1692 |
They don't make mirages like they used to. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1693 |
You'd think she would have noticed when the band stopped playing. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1694 |
Does she know she veered off the parade route? |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1695 |
You have a better idea? |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
1696 |
Once in a while, I think I see a flash of panties! |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1697 |
I never saw myself as a follower before today |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1698 |
With this kind of leadership, it's the journey, not the destination, that matters |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1699 |
We said we’d follow her anywhere. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
1700 |
It looks like we made it to halftime. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
1701 |
So your line in the sand is if she asked you to jump off a bridge? |
1.2079 |
0.04058 |
101 |
80 |
21 |
0 |
1702 |
These NCAA sanctions are really getting ridiculous. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1703 |
To me, she sure looks like one long drink of water. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1704 |
I told you, her legs take you places |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
1705 |
Did she say she was a drum major or a drum mirage? |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1706 |
Hey, get in step! |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1707 |
I'm beginning to think she's a mirage. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1708 |
We've come this far, we can't desert her now. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1709 |
Drum Major or Drum Mirage, she got us this far... |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1710 |
Just between us guys, the accommodations suck but the view is outstanding. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
1711 |
We just have to hang on a little longer. I was told it leads to an orange bowl. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1712 |
I don't think we're going to find your contact. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1713 |
I really don't care if she is a he, it is the only thing keeping me going. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1714 |
You know, she's beginning to look like Major-eat. |
1.2079 |
0.05507 |
101 |
87 |
7 |
7 |
1715 |
And 40 years ago there were 76 Trombones. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1716 |
Did she say 76 trombones or 76 miles? |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
1717 |
Why are we following her again? |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1718 |
I'm just grateful the mirage tuba fell off me a few miles ago. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1719 |
Why? I'm a leg man. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1720 |
Now this is a long, strange trip. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1721 |
Maybe we should have tried out for the football team instead? |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1722 |
She must do crossfit. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1723 |
It's possible I have been too quick to dismiss the importance of school spirit. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
1724 |
Thank God SHE knows where we're going. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1725 |
At least we won't have to stop and ask for directions. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
1726 |
I wish someone would rain on this parade already. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1727 |
Are you sure this is the parade that gets rained on? |
1.2079 |
0.05507 |
101 |
87 |
7 |
7 |
1728 |
It's never going to rain on this parade. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1729 |
Are you sure this guy is Bedouin? |
1.2079 |
0.04295 |
101 |
81 |
19 |
1 |
1730 |
You've got to admit her leadership qualities really are second to none. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1731 |
If you can't get the timing right, you are going to get the baton, again. Keep up. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1732 |
If it wasn't for her, I'm SURE we'd be out of step by now... |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1733 |
Yes, I've seen "Animal House." Why? |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1734 |
Are you sure she's a dominatrix? |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1735 |
This is the strictest band I've ever been in. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1736 |
I've always loved a parade |
1.2079 |
0.04295 |
101 |
81 |
19 |
1 |
1737 |
Carl, you seriously need to upgrade your GPS service. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1738 |
We're certainly marching to a different drummer |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
1739 |
I hear it's down to me and one other guy to replace her |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1740 |
What did we exactly sign up for...? |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1741 |
She did say Simon Says, didn't she? |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1742 |
Should we tell her that we already passed our house? |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1743 |
Don't complain, she got us great seats on the 50 yard line. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1744 |
I'm starting to think there is no water. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1745 |
for our next group vision let's have a pastry chief |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1746 |
They really drag out the half-time show for commercials. |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
1747 |
Wasn't the parade supposed to end at Sepulveda? |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1748 |
Hey ! I think I can see Macy's ! |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1749 |
Much better than that cliche' oasis mirage. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
1750 |
What happened to the crowds? |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1751 |
I hear she's married to a tall drink of water |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1752 |
There's just something about the way she moves. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1753 |
If we start hearing music, we're goners. |
1.2079 |
0.04295 |
101 |
81 |
19 |
1 |
1754 |
Hope it rains on this parade! |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1755 |
She comes with alumni parking. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1756 |
Faster, men and rats. The pestilence is almost upon us. The America that's Great Again is just over this cliff. Trust me ! |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1757 |
I've run out of Sousa marches to whistle. How else can we keep going? |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
1758 |
Yep, Trump says follow her... greatness is up ahead. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
1759 |
She lied about stopping in Pasadena. |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
1760 |
This marching band try-out is brutal. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
1761 |
I ate my tuba an hour ago. |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
1762 |
Of course she's nuts. But she does have an aura of certainty I find very appealing in these uncertain times. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1763 |
I'm beginning to have my doubts that she is a water dowser. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1764 |
I'd settle for 75 trombones. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1765 |
It seemed like a good idea at the time. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1766 |
Follow the optomistic one you said |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
1767 |
These better be some awesome seats. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
1768 |
Well, God bless America! |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
1769 |
She has a lousy sense of direction. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1770 |
She either has superb balance--or her battery's run out. |
1.2000 |
0.05318 |
100 |
86 |
8 |
6 |
1771 |
It's got to rain on our parade soon. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
1772 |
Did she blow in your ear, too? |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
1773 |
Sometimes, I really wonder if she knows where she's going. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
1774 |
No peeking if she drops the baton |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
1775 |
The practices are grueling, but the refreshments at the end are great. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
1776 |
Good girl, Lassie, good girl!! (Didn't she have four legs this morning?) |
1.2000 |
0.05318 |
100 |
86 |
8 |
6 |
1777 |
Follow her," you said. "She knows where to go. |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
1778 |
Macy's Parade?! I think her GPS turned off at Madison Avenue! |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
1779 |
In a better hallucination she'd be holding a divining rod! |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1780 |
She may be just a mirage, but I'd follow those legs anywhere. |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
1781 |
I can't believe I forgot my glockenspiel. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
1782 |
Those boots were made for walking. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1783 |
My hemorrhoids are killing me. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
1784 |
At least the view from here is nice. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
1785 |
She must be running on Duracell's. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
1786 |
I think the parade is over, but what the heck, let's keep singing 'Go Cubs Go.' |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1787 |
Bob, your cadence is all off, now we have to start over. |
1.2000 |
0.05318 |
100 |
86 |
8 |
6 |
1788 |
"Well, at least we've got the Cirque Désolé to entertain us. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
1789 |
When can we say we've given her enough of a chance? |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
1790 |
Isn't it time to pass the baton?My knees are killing me. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1791 |
This is one messed up mirage. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
1792 |
I can't wait till halftime is over. |
1.2000 |
0.04020 |
100 |
80 |
20 |
0 |
1793 |
It's time we take the battery out of this energizer bunny, John. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
1794 |
Can you still hear hear the band? |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
1795 |
Macy's parade has got to be right around the corner. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
1796 |
Do you think she really knows the way? |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
1797 |
OK, double or nothing says she drops that baton in the next hour. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
1798 |
How much longer are you going to keep following Hillary for ? |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
1799 |
I have this reoccurring dream that I am crawling through a desert following the Pied Piper." "Funny, me too! |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1800 |
The alumni newsletter did promise an extended half-time show. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1801 |
Are you SURE this is how Macy's got started? |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
1802 |
can we do the mirage with the water now please |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1803 |
Are you sure she's leading us to water? |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
1804 |
How much longer are we going to on with this charade ? |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1805 |
Should we tell him the band died an hour ago? |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
1806 |
Getting stuck behind a parade always makes me feel like I'm going to die. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1807 |
Why didn't she strike that rock with her stick, like Moses did, and get us some water? |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
1808 |
Ok I give up- you can be first trombone. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1809 |
I like to think that I crawl to the beat of a different drummer. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1810 |
If I don't make it, tell them I died with a smile on my face. |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
1811 |
This is so much better than following a sled dog. |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
1812 |
I finally got it. It's left leg planted and right arm free! |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1813 |
We could get a cab. |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
1814 |
Hey, you're right! Just following along without thinking is so much easier than reality. |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
1815 |
So is this what they meant when encouraging us to take the path less traveled? |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1816 |
If you think she knows where she’s going, where’s the rest of her band? |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1817 |
I hope this Majorette gets us Majorwet real soon. |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
1818 |
I should have double checked our parade permits. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1819 |
Really? I voted for Trump, too! |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1820 |
How'd we miss the band? |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1821 |
I thought she was gonna stop at the edge of town. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1822 |
Make her rain on this parade. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1823 |
Yes, I know she's crazy, but I still say she marches to the beat of her own drummer. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1824 |
You can find just about anything on Craigslist. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1825 |
I'm really glad I dropped my tuba back there. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1826 |
For the good old days of waterboarding. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1827 |
He's to hoping this parade gets rained on. |
1.1939 |
0.05361 |
98 |
85 |
7 |
6 |
1828 |
I know your mirage is shimmering, but is it also high stepping? |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1829 |
What is it about women with batons that makes me grovel? |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1830 |
I don't mind waiting for a drink of water. I just want to see the rest of the band! |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1831 |
I'm beginning to think she is just a mirage! |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1832 |
What happened to the 76 trombones? |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1833 |
Some grand marshal *you* turned out to be. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1834 |
Crawl right or get out of the parade. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1835 |
She marches to a different drummer. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1836 |
Who knows why Siri sent the local twirling champ, but at least Apple maps avoided the rock outcrop. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1837 |
It's called performance art. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1838 |
It's only us flute players left, bro. Everyone else fell off long ago. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1839 |
She will have to stop when we reach the horizon. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1840 |
I hope it's a mirage. |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
1841 |
She puts the "star" in starvation. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1842 |
I knew I should have brought my trombone. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1843 |
What do you say now, Mr. Don't-rain-on-my-parade? |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1844 |
She seemed so confident... |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1845 |
I'm beginning to think we're no longer marching straight to victory. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1846 |
Well if this don't beat the band! |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
1847 |
She's gotta be from the Baton Death Marching Band. |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
1848 |
Do you think we've reached ten million steps yet? |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1849 |
Thank goodness we lost the tubas back at Burning Man... |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1850 |
When's day 40? |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1851 |
It's the longest halftime I've ever been involved in. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1852 |
Is she wearing thongs in your hallucination too? |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
1853 |
Think she can really lead us to Starbucks? |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1854 |
I'm with the band |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1855 |
I'm getting a funny feeling that following this leader will get us nowhere. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1856 |
We'll get relief at halftime. |
1.1939 |
0.05361 |
98 |
85 |
7 |
6 |
1857 |
I'm beginning to think this is a mirage. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1858 |
Band. I said I wanted to be in the band. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1859 |
It would have been easier to make the football team |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1860 |
Was this what they meant by marching to a different drummer? |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1861 |
I don't mind the crawling so much, but I kind of wish she would change up the tune a little more frequently. |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
1862 |
Don't you know the difference between a mirage and an oasis?? |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
1863 |
She said she knew where there was an oasis. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1864 |
I never thought it would end this way. |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
1865 |
Maybe marching to the beat of your own drum is a little overrated. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1866 |
I've always been a fool for a baton. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1867 |
This is much more intimate than Burning Man. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1868 |
With those thighs I'd follow her anywhere. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1869 |
She said it gets easier when the seasons change. |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
1870 |
This is so much better than that underwater yoga class. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1871 |
She's going to make America great again. |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
1872 |
I don't know how she does it either, but I'm following her until 2020. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1873 |
This is the most existential CrossFit I've tried yet. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1874 |
Somehow I'm not thirsty anymore. I told you, nobody rains on her parade! |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1875 |
I'm starting to think that's not a good dousing rod. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1876 |
OK, we’re not the lead dogs, but the view isn’t so bad. |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
1877 |
This is the longest half time march I can remember. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1878 |
I'm thinking the whole Rain/Parade thing is a metaphor |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1879 |
I know it's an hallucination - the best one we've had so far - and what do we have to lose!?! |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
1880 |
Thirty years in marching band. You? |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
1881 |
We've been drummed out. |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
1882 |
So, what exactly is a mirage? |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
1883 |
Beware the Ides of March |
1.1919 |
0.05112 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
1884 |
Now aren't you glad we took the scenic route? |
1.1919 |
0.05310 |
99 |
86 |
7 |
6 |
1885 |
This is what we get for following the wrong person in the desert for the last 40 years. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1886 |
Did we pick the wrong leader? |
1.1919 |
0.05310 |
99 |
86 |
7 |
6 |
1887 |
Doncha just love a parade?! |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1888 |
I always wanted to be in a parade! |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1889 |
She's cute, but this isn't the parade route |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1890 |
I hear she's besties with the Energizer Bunny. |
1.1919 |
0.05112 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
1891 |
Things could be worse, given the pomp and circumstances. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
1892 |
I think we march to the tune of a different drummer. |
1.1919 |
0.05112 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
1893 |
She's marching to the sound of a different drummer |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
1894 |
Somehow, I think we've lost the parade route .... |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
1895 |
I used to love a parade! |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1896 |
Ya know what, Bullwinkle? This is the best mirage I've seen all week. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
1897 |
Guess we have our marching orders. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1898 |
I'll take this over a GPS any day. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1899 |
This is not what she had in mind for her inaugural parade. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1900 |
Guess they really cut back on this year's Thanksgiving Day parade.... |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1901 |
I've been following her since the 2012 Thanksgiving Day Parade. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1902 |
I told you that you would see things differently if you drank the koolaid! |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
1903 |
Well don't mess up the cadence now. |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
1904 |
These Macy's parades get longer every year. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1905 |
By the time we get to Phoenix she’ll be crawling…la di dah dah... |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1906 |
Where is that wall when you need it? |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1907 |
Just you wait, we're gonna get a couple of cushy factory jobs. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1908 |
She's the leader, and we're her parching band... |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1909 |
I wish he remembered his pantaloons |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1910 |
You had to yell 'Freebird,' didn't you? |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1911 |
Hey, I guess I missed it. When did we lose the 76th trombonist? |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1912 |
Follow her. Pasadena, New Year's Day. Guaranteed. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1913 |
I've just about had it with this its the journey, not the detination crap. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1914 |
I'm tired, hungry and thirsty, but just look at her twirl! |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
1915 |
"I hate to disillusion you, but I really don't think this is the Macy's parade. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1916 |
Even as a kid I hated parades. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1917 |
40 years more and they'll write Bible passages about us. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1918 |
Will you stop singing "Don't Rain On My Parade"! |
1.1856 |
0.05146 |
97 |
84 |
8 |
5 |
1919 |
Back off, she's mine. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1920 |
I thought you said we were auditioning for the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade? |
1.1856 |
0.05146 |
97 |
84 |
8 |
5 |
1921 |
Instead of using the "Rescue App" on your phone maybe you should have just called 911. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1922 |
It still beats flying. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1923 |
I think we've been following a mirage. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1924 |
All I said was, "I'd follow you anywhere." |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1925 |
How does the Bataan Death March end again? |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1926 |
You'll have to excuse her. My mother's a little dramatic about everything. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1927 |
Remember. We promised to follow her to the ends of the earth |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
1928 |
Are we completely sure this isn't a mirage? |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1929 |
She makes me feel alive again. |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
1930 |
See? I told you these Arizona Sun Devil Half-Time shows are something else ! |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1931 |
...And where do you say you bought the GPS? |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
1932 |
I keep reminding myself that the path of progress has never taken a straight line. |
1.1837 |
0.04191 |
98 |
81 |
16 |
1 |
1933 |
Maybe she can-can, but I can't-can't. |
1.1789 |
0.04959 |
95 |
82 |
9 |
4 |
1934 |
Tell me, when did you drop your instrument? |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1935 |
I hate to rain on your parade but we made a wrong turn at Albuquerque |
1.1789 |
0.04959 |
95 |
82 |
9 |
4 |
1936 |
These band camp hikes really give you a workout! |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1937 |
What have we got to lose? |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1938 |
Do you think if we keep following her we'll find the tailgate parties? |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1939 |
It figures -- the mirage is wearing Spanx. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1940 |
These halftimes take forever. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1941 |
Keep going . . . she promised us a part in the Macy's parade. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1942 |
You see Larry, I told you she'd lead us to Burning Man |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1943 |
I also marched to my own drummer when I was young! |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1944 |
Please tell me she knows where the water is. |
1.1789 |
0.04959 |
95 |
82 |
9 |
4 |
1945 |
How much in pledges per mile did you get for the band uniform fundraiser? |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1946 |
Yes, she is fun to follow but there are limits! |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1947 |
I love a parade, but where's the finish line? |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
1948 |
Next time, let's try marching to the beat of a different drum leader. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1949 |
I don,t care mirage or not,she,s got great legs. |
1.1789 |
0.04959 |
95 |
82 |
9 |
4 |
1950 |
Told you not to follow Hillary. |
1.1789 |
0.05180 |
95 |
83 |
7 |
5 |
1951 |
Are we getting nearer to the reviewing stand? |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
1952 |
Maybe not to water but to a heck of a football game |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1953 |
No idea, but wherever it is she'll make a great first impression. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1954 |
So when did she say she gets her water break again? |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1955 |
I think we should've stayed to the left back there. |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
1956 |
Are you sure this is the way to the stadium? |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1957 |
I'm a white, blue collar worker - how about you? |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1958 |
It's a pity the rest of the band couldn't keep up. I had to eat the flutist to make it this far. |
1.1789 |
0.05180 |
95 |
83 |
7 |
5 |
1959 |
It's not exactly the way I expected making the desert great again. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1960 |
Her name is Marian. I hope we're headed for River City, where she ran the library. |
1.1789 |
0.04959 |
95 |
82 |
9 |
4 |
1961 |
The part I'm upset about is that we've only reached halftime. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1962 |
Presidential inaugurations aren't what they used to be. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1963 |
I'm starting to lose the tempo. |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
1964 |
TGIF |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1965 |
These mirages keep getting weirder. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1966 |
Trust me. If there's one thing I know about marching bands, it's that they love water. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1967 |
It just hasn't been the same since we lost the glockenspiel player. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1968 |
Crawl faster; we have to get to Pasadena by New Year's. |
1.1771 |
0.04910 |
96 |
83 |
9 |
4 |
1969 |
I don't think it is a mirage. |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
1970 |
Things could be worse. |
1.1720 |
0.05213 |
93 |
82 |
6 |
5 |
1971 |
What drought? |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1972 |
No, wait until we get to Rockefeller Center. She'll never see us escape through all those people. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1973 |
Slowly it's dawning on me. "I'd follow that butt anywhere" may have its drawbacks. |
1.1720 |
0.05213 |
93 |
82 |
6 |
5 |
1974 |
Halftime . Hot dog? |
1.1720 |
0.03935 |
93 |
77 |
16 |
0 |
1975 |
There were seventy-six of us and now not a single trombone can be heard. |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
1976 |
Yep, he won. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
1977 |
I think I see the Budweiser horses in the distance. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1978 |
Can we stop at the next rest area, I really gotta go! |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1979 |
She hardly sweats at all |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1980 |
Trumps inauguration parade... "I didn't vote for him..." |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1981 |
No, its better than a mirage. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1982 |
We should have made a left when the 76th trombone collapsed. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
1983 |
And she looks so real. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1984 |
This must be that swamp he drained. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1985 |
I have a good feeling about this. Before long, she'll lead us right to Macy's. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1986 |
We should have just followed him on Facebook. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
1987 |
It can't be a mirage. We just crossed the 50 yard line. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1988 |
How far is it toTipperary? |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1989 |
Lately I've felt that my life has more direction. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1990 |
At least one of us was properly hydrated. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1991 |
I understand why you want to stop, but this one time at band camp... |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1992 |
This is the longest halftime show I've ever been in. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1993 |
Looks like the 2020 election is starting |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1994 |
At least this way we're not stuck in traffic getting to the big game |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1995 |
She's been trying to log more steps on Fitbit |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1996 |
NOW do you regret saying Majorettes aren't tough enough for The Foreign Legion?? |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
1997 |
Yeah, I could follow her for 40 years. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1998 |
I'm beginning to think we should have stopped following her at that last town. |
1.1720 |
0.05213 |
93 |
82 |
6 |
5 |
1999 |
At this point, we can't be picky. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2000 |
Don't worry -- this causes rain every time. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2001 |
Too bad the waterboy was a mirage. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2002 |
I know that tune. Do you remember the lyrics? |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2003 |
HOW MUCH LONGER BEFORE WE SEE DONALD TRUMP? |
1.1720 |
0.05432 |
93 |
83 |
4 |
6 |
2004 |
I'm on the verge of total consciousness. Thanks Burning Man. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2005 |
Baton death march? Phooey! This ain't so bad. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2006 |
This way to make America great again! |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
2007 |
I told you this was the wrong bandwagon. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2008 |
That's the new FitBit Drum-Major Baton model. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2009 |
No, those are not 'Go-Go boots', but they do evoke certain memories. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2010 |
Find your own random marching woman in the desert to crawl after, you glory seeking bastard. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2011 |
Enough with the zig zagging. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2012 |
And I thought my sarge in Basic Training was tough. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2013 |
and the beat goes on |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2014 |
Gimme a W! Water! Water! |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2015 |
You're out of crawl again. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2016 |
I think we've got trouble right here in No River City. |
1.1720 |
0.05213 |
93 |
82 |
6 |
5 |
2017 |
You gotta love her enthusiasm ! |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2018 |
Are you sure that this is the way to the Rose Parade? |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
2019 |
She's got gorgeous gams, that's why. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2020 |
I said booster club, but it was your bright idea to join the marching band. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2021 |
It's motivating sure, but i'm more interested in water-based mirages |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2022 |
I could use a drink, but the entertainment selection is better than expected. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2023 |
And here I am without my trombone, darnit! |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2024 |
I've heard hallucinations lead to dehydration. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2025 |
Definitely, my kind of Pied Piper! |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
2026 |
Remind me again why we chose the ceremonious dismissal. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
2027 |
Are you sure you want to keep following Trump's program? |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2028 |
And the band played on |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
2029 |
'Once we're back on campus, we can change and get a bite to eat.' |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
2030 |
I think she's confused my pounding heart and wheezing for a drum and a bagpipe. |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
2031 |
Band leader? More like 'Sand Leader,' am I right? |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2032 |
You're getting warmer. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2033 |
We're back to "gams" again, I think we have covered all the terms for legs we could think of. |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
2034 |
Too bad we ditched the tubas. |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
2035 |
She's as lost as we are, but I choose to follow her out of bitterness and frustration. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
2036 |
I told you they'd divert the parade away from Trump Tower |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2037 |
Hey Harvey, get back in step. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2038 |
So the survivor gets WHAT again? |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2039 |
No charismatic leader has steered me wrong yet. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2040 |
Have you ever heard of the Pied Piper of Hamelin? I just have a feeling that this isn't going to end well... |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2041 |
I'd like to think she's leading us out of our national nightmare, but there's no denying that this is the way to the Trump Las Vegas Hotel. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2042 |
Back when the parade first started, she said her name is Hillary. |
1.1720 |
0.05213 |
93 |
82 |
6 |
5 |
2043 |
We should probably be traveling single file to hide our numbers. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2044 |
This might be fun if we hadn't dropped our instruments 9 hours ago. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
2045 |
No wonder why it never rains on her parade. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2046 |
Naw... you're halicinating. The 76 trombones fell out a long time ago! |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2047 |
Simon says...STOP! |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2048 |
I love how Burning Man is so anti-establishment. Like, I feel so free right now. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2049 |
At least the water mirage is less annoying! |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2050 |
So what if she's a mirage? I've always been a sucker for a parade. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2051 |
If I told you what I saw, you would't even believe me. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
2052 |
Just remember, if Cabeza de Vaca could do it, so can we. |
1.1702 |
0.03897 |
94 |
78 |
16 |
0 |
2053 |
Just a reminder, you were the one who said "It'll be fun. You love parades". |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2054 |
You know Hank, I'm starting to wonder if that's a dowsing rod. |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2055 |
I wish she'd stop long enough for me to ask for her phone number. |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2056 |
She's from Ohio State |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2057 |
I hate to think that we're missing the game. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2058 |
Are you sure that's a dowsing rod she's carrying? |
1.1702 |
0.04933 |
94 |
82 |
8 |
4 |
2059 |
This show is really good - 40 years passed so quickly. |
1.1702 |
0.04933 |
94 |
82 |
8 |
4 |
2060 |
Now I know how the economy feels |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
2061 |
I don't understand why Trump thinks this will defeat ISIS. |
1.1702 |
0.04933 |
94 |
82 |
8 |
4 |
2062 |
Did she blow in your ear, too? |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2063 |
What if she doesn't know the territory? |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2064 |
You and your River City |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2065 |
The baton doubles as a divining rod. |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
2066 |
A pub crawl gone horribly wrong. |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2067 |
Maybe it did say Band Practice |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2068 |
Does this mirage make sense to you? |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2069 |
Keep it up! I heard that at mile three, she starts scattering candy! |
1.1702 |
0.03897 |
94 |
78 |
16 |
0 |
2070 |
Sure I love em, but right now a glass of water is on the top of my list. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2071 |
You're not gonna find ME sassing the Band Director again. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2072 |
I wish she'd just give us some hint of which of us she prefers! |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2073 |
What did I tell you? A shift to the right was coming. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2074 |
It's easier on the knees. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2075 |
You're right. The scenery never changes. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2076 |
Theresa's Brexit plan may not be ideal, but it's what we've got! |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2077 |
John Philip Who-sa? |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2078 |
It will be worth it when we hear the 76 trombones. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2079 |
So far it doesn't rain on her parade. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2080 |
All in all, it was preferable being a lemming. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2081 |
Last one to the mirage is a rotten egg!! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2082 |
What trombones? |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2083 |
...and she's going to build a wall and make Muslims register and get us our jobs back and make sure we get clean drinking water! |
1.1630 |
0.05190 |
92 |
82 |
5 |
5 |
2084 |
Macy's. . . . Shmaycy's. . . . .Enough, already! |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2085 |
I don't think you should feel guilty for wanting to rain on her parade. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2086 |
Somehow, it seems this marching to a different drummer has taken an unexpected turn. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2087 |
It's the only way to visit the new Trump Dubai hotel without the Democrats seeing me. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2088 |
This is no time for an erection. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2089 |
So what if it's a mirage? Eventually it will get us to Times Square. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2090 |
Don't worry, there's a Starbucks right around the corner. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2091 |
Do you think she'll get us there for the halftime show? |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2092 |
It's true what they say about those boots |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2093 |
Most days, I'm glad that she's still out here, front-&-center - but then, I sometimes really miss the tuba section, and the drums... |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2094 |
You're a little pitchy, Larry. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2095 |
We should have stuck with the Macy's Parade- at least they have balloons |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2096 |
OK, I take it back - raining on my parade isn't the absolute worst thing you've ever done. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2097 |
It's no rainbow but do you have a better idea? |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2098 |
Maybe we should've followed that map instead. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2099 |
MUCH better than Trump! |
1.1630 |
0.05190 |
92 |
82 |
5 |
5 |
2100 |
Where are the trombones? |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2101 |
I'm just glad to be part of the parade |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2102 |
I think we left the parade route a long time ago. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2103 |
The greatness is going to start really soon, I promise. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2104 |
The ménage a trois personal ad was miss-leading. |
1.1630 |
0.05190 |
92 |
82 |
5 |
5 |
2105 |
I think I'm finally feeling the Bern. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2106 |
How the hell does she keep marching along in high heel boots? |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2107 |
Her leadership skills were a mirage after all. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2108 |
At least we didn't follow Trump, Wonder where he ended up? |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2109 |
I knew we shouldn't have made that bet. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2110 |
I know it is a fantasy, but I just can't keep my eyes off her. |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
2111 |
I'm just dying for a glockenspiel right now. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2112 |
The last thing I remember we were in the Macy's parade and took a wrong turn at 42nd Street! |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
2113 |
Let's shoot for a shorter parade route next year. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2114 |
I thought this was supposed to be a quick march? |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2115 |
Must be the Red Bull. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2116 |
I can't wait to hear the music that goes with this! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2117 |
She's going to make America great again. |
1.1630 |
0.05190 |
92 |
82 |
5 |
5 |
2118 |
This is starting to remind me of that other guy we followed blindly. You remember don't you, that Trump guy? |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2119 |
I can't believe she's real this time. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2120 |
on the other hand it does help to keep our homosexual impulses in check. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2121 |
All this to win first chair tuba. |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
2122 |
I think she' leading us to Trumpland |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2123 |
He promised to make America great again. |
1.1630 |
0.05190 |
92 |
82 |
5 |
5 |
2124 |
How much longer till Macy's? |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2125 |
Okay, so what's YOUR fantasy? |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2126 |
Did you click "Follow" too? |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2127 |
I'm starting to think she doesn't have a clue where the end of the parade route is. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2128 |
I don't remember playing Death Valley U last year. Do you? |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2129 |
We should never have gotten the band back together. |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
2130 |
Ideology is a bitch. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2131 |
I'd prefer if she just said, "I told you so." |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2132 |
Well, there was Moses, but I'm a contrarian. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2133 |
Any regrets on taking up the tuba? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2134 |
Thirst is a hoax too, right? |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2135 |
What?! I thought you said she was a 'sand'leader. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2136 |
I was the 77th trombone. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2137 |
I have my doubts, too. But at least we know she's not a Washington insider. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2138 |
The last guy dropped out hours ago. You got any idea what we're playing for ? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2139 |
I have to give it to her, she maintains good form. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2140 |
The parade looks a lot better on television. |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
2141 |
I guess she hasn't showered, either. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2142 |
I'm banking that she will get thirsty at some point, or another. |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
2143 |
If she is a mirage, why does her uniform smell so bad? |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2144 |
I used to follow a "different drummer". |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2145 |
Maybe "going rogue" isn't all it's cracked up to be. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2146 |
What did you THINK was going to happen on The Parade of Death Adventure? |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2147 |
Why not a left at the rock? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2148 |
Boots. Short skirt. Authority. Catchy beat. I'd follow her anywhere. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2149 |
It's the legs. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2150 |
She almost makes dying of thirst fun. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2151 |
See what happens when you miss an A flat? |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2152 |
I can't believe our luck - I've always wanted to be in a parade! |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2153 |
You know, those boots would look really good on me. |
1.1630 |
0.05190 |
92 |
82 |
5 |
5 |
2154 |
No wait... don't forget Leap Day.... 1,461..... |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2155 |
We were at halftime of the greatest football game ever, and now we're here. She's good--she's very good. |
1.1630 |
0.05190 |
92 |
82 |
5 |
5 |
2156 |
She's like this until it snows |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2157 |
Can't you find something more uptempo on your iPhone? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2158 |
Sure she's a hallucination, but whenever she led the band it rained. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2159 |
Uh-oh, I can hear the different drummer she's marching to. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2160 |
#feminism |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2161 |
I know we're not on 34th Street anymore, but I don't care. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2162 |
She had me, with just one twirl, at mile one. |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
2163 |
With luck we should get free seats on the fifty. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2164 |
We just have to make it through halftime and then we can take a water break. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2165 |
I just wanted to save the Serengeti, not march the whole thing |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2166 |
We gotta be nearing Main Street. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2167 |
No matter how lost you feel, there's always someone more lost than you. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2168 |
She is the very model of modern Majorette. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2169 |
George, did you call Uber? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2170 |
Where there's halftime, there's hope! |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2171 |
Trump's presidency didn't work out so well, but damn it's been entertaining. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2172 |
I told you she has no sense of direction! |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2173 |
Helen's mother was a majorette and her father was a saguaro. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2174 |
How far you going, friend? |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2175 |
And this is due to climate change? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2176 |
I really think Hillary still has a chance! |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2177 |
we lost the marching band three miles ago. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2178 |
Just remember, when we get through this, we'll make more than she does. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2179 |
She's the top-rated personal trainer in Albuquerque |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2180 |
Pretty soon it's gonna rain on her parade. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2181 |
I'd say we were committed, not stupid. |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
2182 |
So where's this bandwagon you mentioned? |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2183 |
What's her secret? |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2184 |
Don't look at me I voted for the libertarian party |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2185 |
Damn! I was hoping for a mirage. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2186 |
When the band disappeared, we should have figured she's what's left of the mirage. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2187 |
May it rain on her parade! |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2188 |
Last year we had to go over the boulders |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2189 |
Geez this is a long halftime show... |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2190 |
Not sure...but ya gotta love a parade! |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2191 |
Majorette-whipped sounds better to the readers of this magazine. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2192 |
Something around here is a mirage. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2193 |
I voted for him, but pledging undying support is taking it too far. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2194 |
When can we pass the baton? |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
2195 |
Are we the only ones left from the big parade? Where did the 76 trombones go? |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2196 |
Who's idea was it to follow this idiot? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2197 |
I'm happy she finally decided on her major. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2198 |
I really don't believe she's going to deliver us from evil. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2199 |
It's unanimous, EVERYONE loves a parade! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2200 |
What happened to the script with "rows and rows of the finest virtuos?" |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2201 |
I am crawling to beat the band! |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2202 |
I'm starting to feel proud of my thirst. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2203 |
We must be getting close to Gatorade. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2204 |
Didn't I tell you this was leading us nowhere! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2205 |
Her routine is a wee long, but I give her high marks for poise and commanding her audience. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2206 |
No. We tried the 'following Hillary blindly' thing and it didn't work then either. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2207 |
Well, at least we don't have to sing "76 Trombones." |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2208 |
You're such a follower. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2209 |
Her cateen must have had electrolytes. |
1.1630 |
0.05190 |
92 |
82 |
5 |
5 |
2210 |
Always loved a parade |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2211 |
The lengths men go to, just to take a peek! |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2212 |
This is the guy you said would make the desert great again? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2213 |
She's all attitude. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2214 |
Maybe the fact that he's not wearing pants should have been a clue. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2215 |
She walks to the beat of a different drummer. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2216 |
Following a narcissist never work out well in the end |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2217 |
She's incredible, the other 98 band members died 200 miles ago. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2218 |
Can you hum anything other than Sousa's "Double Time Crawl?" |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2219 |
All I said was, "Blow in my ear and..." |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2220 |
How much longer till we're out of Trump's territory? |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2221 |
Don't blame me, I voted third party! |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2222 |
They told me the county was dry, but this is rediuculous! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2223 |
Best Secretary of Energy ever. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2224 |
Actually, a swamp would be welcome about now. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2225 |
Why, yes...I voted for Trump, too. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2226 |
We were a 300 strong band. Then one Saturday halftime the director made us perform a tribute to the French Foreign Legion. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2227 |
Who thought anyone could make this part of America great again? |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2228 |
I was afraid that rain forecast might affect the turnout. |
1.1630 |
0.05416 |
92 |
83 |
3 |
6 |
2229 |
We'll pick up some reeds at the next oasis. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2230 |
Maybe there will be water at the tailgate. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2231 |
She's a Trump supporter. |
1.1630 |
0.05190 |
92 |
82 |
5 |
5 |
2232 |
Marching to a different drummer has always distinguished her from the crowd. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2233 |
Great legs! |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2234 |
Well, what exactly did you think it would be like to follow a baton death marching band on its summer tour? |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2235 |
The joy is in the journey! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2236 |
Nice boots. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2237 |
She doesn't look thirsty. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2238 |
Is it just me or does it seem like we’re going too far out of our way for a half-time show? |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
2239 |
Tell me again. Why does the Cubs victory parade need to be a metaphor? |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2240 |
Apparently no one has ever finished this marathon before! |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2241 |
So we clapped at Hamilton.Was that so bad?" |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2242 |
This must be halftime, right? |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
2243 |
If this is Trump U.'s marching band, I'd hate to see the football team. #Sad |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2244 |
I do admire how she keeps a beat. |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
2245 |
You wouldn't think the acoustics out here would be this good, but, I've been wrong before! |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2246 |
Anybody but Trump! Are you sure? |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2247 |
I don't know what's worse. The callouses on my knees, or the fact there's no music playing. |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2248 |
Don't be a baby. Just keep crawling. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2249 |
I still say she's a guy! |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2250 |
"I'd like to march to the beat of a different drummer". |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2251 |
I still say she has a nice rear end. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2252 |
I'll follow anyone who puts on a show. |
1.1556 |
0.04975 |
90 |
80 |
6 |
4 |
2253 |
I don't know about you, but I'm not sure I can march to the beat of this drummer for much longer. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2254 |
She's sure to tire eventually. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2255 |
If you remembered to bring your smart phone we can get a great upskirt shot. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2256 |
When you said "Rescue Party", I had something else in mind! |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2257 |
She took the long way around that rock. We should say something. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2258 |
You still think we are on the right side of history? |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2259 |
Hey, I just saw her underpants." |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2260 |
Who cares if she's missing the beat? |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2261 |
How much should we tip? |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2262 |
When is she going to lead you to drink? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2263 |
Whathappened to the band wagon? |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2264 |
I didn't know they had Macy's out this way, Herb. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2265 |
SoulCycle just wasn't doing it for me any more. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2266 |
Remind me. Why do we follow people who carry maces and stick feathers in their cap? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2267 |
Great idea, ISIS will never find us. |
1.1556 |
0.04975 |
90 |
80 |
6 |
4 |
2268 |
When we start hallucinating a flag corps, we are truly done for. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2269 |
There's just something Trumpian about her. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2270 |
These Orange Bowl halftimes just keep getting longer and longer! |
1.1556 |
0.05220 |
90 |
81 |
4 |
5 |
2271 |
Well, we did want a change, didn't we? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2272 |
Are you sure she's not a mirage? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2273 |
I just hope it's a St. Patty's Parade that we're gonna be in. |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2274 |
She said we could keep our doctor. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2275 |
Do you think halftime is over yet? |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2276 |
Brexit, Trump, us surviving...this really is the year of the underdog. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2277 |
I like her spunk. |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2278 |
I don't think we're headed towards 34th Street. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2279 |
I hope she makes us spell out something cool in the sand. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2280 |
I knew marching band members had stamina, but this is ridiculous! |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2281 |
See . . . I told you she wasn't wearing any underwear! |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2282 |
The trick is to have a baton filled with water. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2283 |
It's been miles, can't we have a turn with my mirage? |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2284 |
I think we're marching to the wrong drum majorette. |
1.1556 |
0.04975 |
90 |
80 |
6 |
4 |
2285 |
She's just like us. |
1.1556 |
0.04975 |
90 |
80 |
6 |
4 |
2286 |
Show off |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2287 |
She's too old for a mirage. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2288 |
I know this is only boot camp but i don't think we are cut out for the drum and bugle corps. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2289 |
We're so lucky that there's a Macy's out here. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2290 |
So help me, from now on no more of that "different drummer" nonsense. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2291 |
Ready for the second half? |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2292 |
Just another boring Monday, I thought - what have I got to lose? |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2293 |
We're a little marching band, so we have to show the judges we have a lot of heart. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2294 |
I wish we would have followed the chap who was jumping off that bridge. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2295 |
I'd prefer a mirage of a water boy... |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2296 |
I love a parade, Don't you? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2297 |
I wish you had suggested that earlier. |
1.1556 |
0.04975 |
90 |
80 |
6 |
4 |
2298 |
I hear they charge $6 for a bottle of water. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2299 |
Actually, I don't think I'd object to naysayers raining on this particular parade any more. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2300 |
Getting on this Trump bandwagon may be even harder than we thought. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2301 |
I thought she'd stop when I ditched the glockenspiel. |
1.1556 |
0.05220 |
90 |
81 |
4 |
5 |
2302 |
Weren't there supposed to be seventy six trombones and a hundred and ten coronets? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2303 |
She is going to be so disappointed |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2304 |
I already feel great again. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2305 |
She is so damned followable. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2306 |
I've always wanted to be in a marching band. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2307 |
Who needs water? |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2308 |
We are on the right path... I feel it. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2309 |
The ones who marched didn't last too long. |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2310 |
Why are we following her again? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2311 |
This will get us out of having to go to the parade next year. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2312 |
I'm starting to think we should have followed a different beat. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2313 |
For next year's parade I'll bring my knee guard. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2314 |
We should have traveled to a different beat. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2315 |
He's to hoping this parade gets rained on. |
1.1556 |
0.04975 |
90 |
80 |
6 |
4 |
2316 |
And you thought that we were the only ones losing it! |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2317 |
Hey, at least this one didn't use a private email server. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2318 |
I wish Macy's still hosted |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2319 |
You and I travel to the beat of a different drum majorette. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2320 |
Sure it's a mirage, but you gotta love that De Souza music! |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2321 |
I never want Hillary's victory parade to end. |
1.1556 |
0.04975 |
90 |
80 |
6 |
4 |
2322 |
The goal line can't be far. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2323 |
She seems to know where she's going! |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2324 |
When did you crawl on the bandwagon? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2325 |
I guess women do have more stamina. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2326 |
I don't care, Jim. One of these times that leg lift is going to mean she is peeing, and I'm gonna be ready. |
1.1556 |
0.04975 |
90 |
80 |
6 |
4 |
2327 |
"Rommel's granddaughter". |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2328 |
'I'm with her, but I think we should have stayed longer in the Midwest. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2329 |
I'm not sure where she's taking us but she can sure carry a tune, huh? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2330 |
The competition for drum major is out of hand. Let's give it to her. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2331 |
We´ve crawled a mile for one of her smiles. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
2332 |
Your "Old School Google Maps" app was totally worth it. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
2333 |
We'll get to Pasadena by New Year's. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
2334 |
Where are the trombones?" "Think damn ya, think. |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
2335 |
I hope the parade ends soon, I'm gettin' awful thirsty. |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
2336 |
The Macy's Annual Thanksgiving Parade after Trump takes presidency. |
1.1522 |
0.04872 |
92 |
82 |
6 |
4 |
2337 |
Does this mean we made it to half-time? |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2338 |
I'll quit if you quit. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2339 |
This better not be another one of your ridiculous mirages! |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2340 |
At least we lost the horses. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2341 |
Best mirage I've ever seen... Much better than a lake... |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2342 |
I liked your mirage of an oasis better than mine! |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2343 |
In my car, it turns out, it stands for Ginger's Parade Strutting. |
1.1461 |
0.04938 |
89 |
80 |
5 |
4 |
2344 |
I really don't think this is how the Macy's parade got started. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2345 |
But we're not rats and that's not the Pied Piper. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2346 |
I don't care what they say, being Grand Marshall is no parade. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2347 |
Well, at least we've made it to halftime. |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2348 |
I'm beginning to doubt whether there really is a Lost Majorette's Gold Mine. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2349 |
Her positive thinking is admirable, but this is the third time she's led us past this same spot. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2350 |
I think we might be taking this 'protest the national anthem' thing a little too far. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2351 |
I kind of like this without the music. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2352 |
You see? I really, really do love a parade. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2353 |
...next stop: 34th and Broadway! |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2354 |
And then she said, "I think we should take separate vacations ". |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2355 |
I'm not so sure we shoulda taken that alt-right toin at Albuquerque. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2356 |
She's headed somewhere and we were lost, so why not follow her. |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2357 |
Are we to Macy's yet? |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2358 |
I think we should have followed the hot dog cart. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2359 |
I love a woman who marches to the beat of her own drummer. |
1.1461 |
0.04938 |
89 |
80 |
5 |
4 |
2360 |
This has been a tough trip, but at least she didn't makes go over the rock. |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2361 |
If this is the best way to get to the football stadium, maybe global warming is for real after all. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2362 |
''So who told her that this was a short cut back to Macy's" |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2363 |
I also think climate change is a hoax. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2364 |
I hope you are right Al, it doesn't seem like Trump is leading us to the promise-land. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2365 |
Game should be over by now. Let's ask for a score |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2366 |
"Let's give him a chance," you said. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2367 |
I guess at least one of us has to stay positive. |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2368 |
Next up is an elegy. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2369 |
Just wait for the craft beer float. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2370 |
I don't think she can hear us. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2371 |
Where was this little gem when we were agonizing over the Comb Over and the Pantsuit? |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2372 |
Two more miles and we make the Guinness record book for longest parade |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2373 |
Are you sure you can trust your own instincts this time around? |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2374 |
Her march may be our crawl, but the important thing is that we're all getting our tuition paid for. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2375 |
Still better than the Macy's parade. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2376 |
I think I can-can...I think I can-can... |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2377 |
"I told you we should have followed the beat of a different drummer. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2378 |
What have we done with our lives? |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2379 |
Just hope she doesn't hit The Wall. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2380 |
She's in step but I don't hear the band. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2381 |
How does that go...Neither a leader or a follower be? |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2382 |
You sure she's not a miragette? |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2383 |
And you were worried she would lead us into a dead end! |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2384 |
I'm beginning to think she may be a robot. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2385 |
I'm beginning to wonder if we're following the wrong Field Commander. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2386 |
Yes I do think she should run for a fourth term. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2387 |
I don't think we're going to be bowl-eligible this year. |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2388 |
When you've got a good band leader, who needs water? |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2389 |
Are you sure she knows the way to Pretoria? |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2390 |
This is really a long parade |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2391 |
I thought Trump won. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2392 |
Forget what she said. She's can't remember the parade route either. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2393 |
Pinch her behind see if she minds. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2394 |
see what? |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2395 |
Are you sure this is the way to the Rose Bowl? |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2396 |
i know, but it's the only act in town. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2397 |
Actually, she does have a brother named Moses |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2398 |
So much for your assertion that there is ALWAYS rain on your parade. |
1.1461 |
0.05191 |
89 |
81 |
3 |
5 |
2399 |
Did you hear who he picked for his cabinet? |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2400 |
We find ourselves in an unusual situation. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2401 |
Don't worry, as soon as we pass my wife, the rain will come. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2402 |
I always wanted to be in a parade! |
1.1461 |
0.04938 |
89 |
80 |
5 |
4 |
2403 |
Mirage- she said her name is! |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2404 |
Left, not right |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2405 |
Don't worry. This will end as soon as the guy with the tuba dots the "i"! |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2406 |
She told me we were playing Follow the Leader. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2407 |
I don't think we're in Hamelin anymore, Otto. |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2408 |
No Bob, he really is going to build a wall. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2409 |
I've never been a leg man myself. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2410 |
I've been the 'band' for the last 5 hours. Now it's your turn. And make a smoother transition this time, so she doesn't notice. |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2411 |
Let's ditch her at El Paso and duck into Sammy's for a drink. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2412 |
Drum majors have a sense of direction. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2413 |
I thought she was saying "Life's a beach" |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2414 |
Next time, we jump on the wagon! |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2415 |
Well, they did say the Macy's parade will be shorter. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2416 |
Just keep in step.we are almost there. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2417 |
"I know this is arduous, but I do it for the view". |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2418 |
I'm so thirsty I hope it rains on my parade |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2419 |
So tell me- is this a folie à deux or a ménage à trois? |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2420 |
Are you sure the Mummers started like this? |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2421 |
I'm starting to think he entered the wrong address in his gps for the parade route! |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2422 |
She says to me, 'You know how to whistle, don't you?' |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2423 |
She said she was from Macy's. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2424 |
A drum majorette? Nice! I'm following Bernie Sanders. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2425 |
I thought divining rods were supposed to be Y shaped. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2426 |
I promised her she could be in the halftime show. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2427 |
She's always marched to her own drummer. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2428 |
I just don't feel that peppy. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2429 |
Her high step and costume are nice but I really like her sense of direction. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2430 |
I could go for another trombonist about now. |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2431 |
Well alright! I just love a parade! |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2432 |
Are you 100% positive he said, "Simple Simon Says: synchronously crawl behind the majorette" ? |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2433 |
"Follow the tour guide" you said. "This is going to be bigly" you said. |
1.1461 |
0.04938 |
89 |
80 |
5 |
4 |
2434 |
You've been out of step since that last right flank." |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2435 |
You at quarterback today or is it me? |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2436 |
Think of the stadium....think of the crowd........think of the cheerleaders....... |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2437 |
Altogether now! Right hand left foot, left hand right foot... |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2438 |
Gary, Indiana must be this way. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2439 |
She's marching to the beat of a drummer we need to find. |
1.1461 |
0.04938 |
89 |
80 |
5 |
4 |
2440 |
At least she's not twirling fire. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2441 |
You know, there is a certain majesty to the thing. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2442 |
Have you seen my tuba? |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2443 |
Life was much simpler when we were just two men and a truck.... |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2444 |
And you said she wouldn't get past the city limit. |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2445 |
I don't know how she keeps going. |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2446 |
I thought football fields where only 100 yards ! |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2447 |
We should have just let the Pharaoh be drum major. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2448 |
Four years in power, and this is what's left. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2449 |
It's been better since she got rid of the cymbals. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2450 |
Let's try to signal passing aircraft with a baton twirl. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2451 |
Big deal. Show me the 76 trombones. |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2452 |
I'm glad we gave her the rest of the water. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2453 |
This is unreal, she's actually humming The Stars And Stripes Forever. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2454 |
Got Matzoh? |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2455 |
She marches to a different drummer. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2456 |
You're the whistle blower. Blow it NOW. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2457 |
We'd be sunk if she'd ended up as a cheerleader. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2458 |
What happened to the tuba player? |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2459 |
I'm assuming they have concession stands at the stadium. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2460 |
PLEASE, Barbra...rain on our parade! |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2461 |
Given our proximity to the parade, 'dumb' major is more like it. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2462 |
I told you we should've used Waze. |
1.1461 |
0.05191 |
89 |
81 |
3 |
5 |
2463 |
Do you hear "The Stars and Stripes Forever"? |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2464 |
I was a drum major in high school, but it never took me this far. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2465 |
I can't help it -- I went to THE Ohio State. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2466 |
Do you think it will rain on your parade? |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2467 |
I'm beginning to think this was a big mistake. |
1.1444 |
0.04623 |
90 |
80 |
7 |
3 |
2468 |
You told me your dominatrix did home visits. |
1.1444 |
0.04623 |
90 |
80 |
7 |
3 |
2469 |
Hey, pssst....Off the record...Got any tic-tacs? |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
2470 |
This one time, in band camp... |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2471 |
As long as we get some Black Friday deals - it was worth it |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2472 |
Think she's playing lost compass? |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2473 |
So where's the free dessert? |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2474 |
I told you "blind faith" never does any good |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2475 |
I love a good parade. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2476 |
You always did crawl to the feet of a different march, didn't you? |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2477 |
Just hang in there — he's going to make pep band GREAT again. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2478 |
I should have read the fine print before signing up |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2479 |
Are we really going to see Santa at the end of this parade? |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2480 |
Leadership is all that counts. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2481 |
She marches to the beat of a different drummer. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2482 |
Well, we've gone this far- may as well finish the march. |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2483 |
Yeah, but neither are we 76 trombones. |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2484 |
I could swear she was wearing a pantsuit when we started! |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2485 |
Guess the rumors are true. The NFL attendance is down. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2486 |
Yeah, I don't remember the moral of the Pied Piper either. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2487 |
Is her name really Jean Philip Sousa? |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2488 |
"What harm would their be in marching to the beat of a different drum major?" you asked. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2489 |
I like the view from behind! |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2490 |
I don't think I like Utah's interactive half-time show. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2491 |
Trump University Alumni or one of his contractors? |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2492 |
Talk about celebrating global warming denial! |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2493 |
Didn't you think it was a dessert parade? |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2494 |
I'm excited about our new direction. But I'll admit I'm still a bit leery of it. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2495 |
NOW she wants to go to Iowa! |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2496 |
I heard she gets paid more than us." "Yeah, I heard she's an illegal immigrant from Syria with a transgender partner" "I wouldn't want the job. Having to smile all the time. I have to be myself." "At the end of the day, we're all fucked" "True |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2497 |
Just admit you signed us up for the Annual 'Baton' Memorial March by mistake. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2498 |
Why couldn't we get a normal drill sergeant? |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2499 |
It's a good thing this isn't snow. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2500 |
Trump L'oeil! |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2501 |
We ate the 76 trombones, why stop now? |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2502 |
''It's been 40 years since she parted the sea. Do you think we're still on target for that pot of gold?'' |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2503 |
"Everybody loves a parade," but this is going to FAR!! |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2504 |
I was promised a Starbucks when we reach the city. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2505 |
It’s hard to stay in step without t music. |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2506 |
It's time we tell Simon he's taken this game too far. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2507 |
Simon's so bossy today. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2508 |
When and where did we lose the drummers? |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2509 |
Well, he definitely marches to the beat of a different drummer. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2510 |
It's important to follow a leader. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2511 |
I told you she has stamina. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2512 |
Worth it! |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2513 |
I thought the ones marching to a different drummer went the other way. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2514 |
The marching band refused to yield...until inevitable death from starvation. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2515 |
A plan to lead us out of despair, a relentlessly upbeat persona--and killer legs, to boot; now THIS is the woman who can beat Trump in 2020! |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2516 |
I knew we should have taken a left at Columbus Circle. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2517 |
She's a very determined young lady. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2518 |
Garter. I thought you said there was a garden ahead. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2519 |
Well, it seemed like a good idea last yesterday. |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2520 |
I know we told her we'd follow her anywhere, but this is getting ridiculous. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2521 |
Pace yourself. The march isn't until January 21. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2522 |
In the event of nuclear holocaust, deploy your emergency bandleader who will guide you to safety. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2523 |
Now I'm thinkin' she DIDN'T say, "Follow me to the dessert, boys." |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2524 |
No, it's MY turn next and then you go. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2525 |
march |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2526 |
Trust me on this, our loyalty will be rewarded when the rest of the crowd realizes she is on the right track. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2527 |
Okay, I think we did it. We beat the band. You tell her. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2528 |
On the flip side, watching her butt wiggle makes it sorta fun. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2529 |
I'm really attracted to the fact that she marches to the beat of her own drum. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2530 |
You know my grandfather died at the real Bataan Death March. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2531 |
I just had this nagging thought that she might be a mirage. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2532 |
It's a fine start Meredith, but the audience might also expect trombones... a few coronets... |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2533 |
Can you tell me, why did we do this again? |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2534 |
Just imagine the thunderous applause as we enter stage left for journey's end. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2535 |
After that last curve I'm beginning to doubt she's on the hunt for water... |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2536 |
I never can resist her siren song. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2537 |
It's a march - 4/4 time, I think....... |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2538 |
Women didn't fall in line behind Hillary but some white men did. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2539 |
Pomp? I thought you said pump. |
1.1379 |
0.04952 |
87 |
79 |
4 |
4 |
2540 |
She thinks she hears a different drummer. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2541 |
Im only following because she promised water |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2542 |
I see we both go the high stepping, spirited type |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2543 |
Thank God, we forgot our sousaphones. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2544 |
There are alternate ways to get to Pretoria |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2545 |
Always my curse--following the wrong majorette. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2546 |
It was your idea to play follow the leader. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2547 |
Iowa, Joe, Iowa!! Don't you see? We're not lost. Just keep following her. She's kicking off the start of the 2020 caucus! |
1.1379 |
0.04952 |
87 |
79 |
4 |
4 |
2548 |
But which one was the dale? |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2549 |
Why did you have to tell her that her white cane is a baton? |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2550 |
We should have taken some music lessons. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2551 |
Please tell him that one of the saxophones is out of tune—this is torture. |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2552 |
I must admit, my mirage hallucinations have improved since increasing my Ginko Biloba. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2553 |
She's so upbeat, I'd follow her anywhere. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2554 |
It must be a halftime mirage. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2555 |
T hat''s what we get for being out of step. |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
2556 |
She's one hell of a Sand Leader |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2557 |
Should we tell her Thanksgiving is over? |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2558 |
Off to the right is were they filmed Star Wars Episode IV. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2559 |
I'm not even a baton man |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2560 |
This Hipster Tour of the Mojave Desert wasn't quite what I had in mind. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2561 |
A plan to lead us out of despair, a relentlessly upbeat persona--and killer legs, to boot; now THIS is your first female President of the United States! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2562 |
I didnt support Trump after the audio tape. You? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2563 |
I thought this parade ended at the wall? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2564 |
Someone should tell her that, as a rule of thumb, shorter, more frequent breaks work better than infrequent, longer breaks. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2565 |
Is this your mirage or mine? and will she lead us to water? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2566 |
Only seventy-five trombones to go. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2567 |
At this point, we're more of a marching sand. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2568 |
I'm starting to think there really is a drought, so much for marching blindly to the beat of the Trump,.....I wonder what else isn't true? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2569 |
At least it ain't rainin' on our parade. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2570 |
I warned you not to get her a step tracker. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2571 |
It must've rained on her parade... |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2572 |
I thought sooner or later we'd find a big cooler of Gatorade ... |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2573 |
Does she know where we're going, or is she leading us astray? |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2574 |
What if she's a robot? |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2575 |
Mirage,shmirage, who cares? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2576 |
We knew better than to join that parade of climate change deniers. Why didn't we fight back when we had the chance?? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2577 |
I hope her GPS system is working. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2578 |
No, I don't know how its going to be great again. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2579 |
Did you know that George Bush was once a twirler too? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2580 |
Keep a-movin', Dan. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2581 |
With white working class men behind her, I figure the sky's the limit. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2582 |
This can't be what it's all about Alfie. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2583 |
Stop bitching, Stan. We must be almost at the stadium by now. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2584 |
At least, we don't have to carry those humongous bass drums anymore. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2585 |
I can't even recall what instruments were supposed to be playing! |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2586 |
I can still hear the band playing our swan song. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2587 |
So much for "Give it a twirl"! |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2588 |
I love it when she tortures us with all this zigging and zagging. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2589 |
What parade is this again? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2590 |
Just because there aren't seventy-six trombones doesn't mean it's a mirage |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2591 |
Trying to find your car after the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2592 |
Survival of the flounciest |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2593 |
I'm betting it rains on this parade. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2594 |
Submit what they will, those captions should all boil down to, "I hate her." |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2595 |
She promised Gatorade once halftime ends. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2596 |
I know, I know, but his marching band was huge and bigly successful. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2597 |
I have to tell you, I'll be very disappointed if there is no marching band at the end of this. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2598 |
Look, it's a guy! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2599 |
These off-the-strip Vegas shows aren't half bad. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2600 |
It's just that you keep parading around like you're always thirsty or something. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2601 |
Do you think the parade will be over in time for the Homecoming Dance? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2602 |
You're still not in sync! Do as I say, not as I do. It's 1,2,3,4, 1,2,3,4. Not 1,2, 1,2. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2603 |
She's Georgia O'Keefe's daughter. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2604 |
A considered turn to the right? No, I'm just following out of idle curiosity |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2605 |
That is the last time I book the scenic tour. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2606 |
I just remembered Martha wanted me to bring a ham home this evening. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2607 |
I think we were better off following that blind tortoise with IBS. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2608 |
You know, of course, we'll have to drink her bodily fluids to survive.. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2609 |
I love a parade, the tramping of feet, I love every beat, I hear of a drum! I love a parade, when I hear a band, I just want to stand, and cheer as they come... |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2610 |
When will she pass the baton? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2611 |
Her cup is half full. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2612 |
"Times like this I wish I had Donald Trumps energy". |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2613 |
With those tiny hands, I keep expecting him to drop the baton. But no. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2614 |
He thinks we're going to Burning Man. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2615 |
Frankly, I was hoping for an ice-cream float. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2616 |
Have faith. She's cheer leader, rain dancer, water diviner all rolled into one! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2617 |
Woo hoo, we left the marchers in the dust! |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2618 |
Ok, who told you she could do a rain dance? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2619 |
If we stay close to her we won't get run over by the band. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2620 |
At least there's a cloud in the sky... |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2621 |
No matter what, I'm still with her! |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2622 |
Remember? Yesterday she had on riding boots! |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2623 |
This is what we get for not paying the last pipe piper. |
1.1294 |
0.04962 |
85 |
78 |
3 |
4 |
2624 |
She promise you drumsticks too? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2625 |
So what are we supposed to be celebrating? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2626 |
You think all of this is really worth it for free David Copperfield tickets? |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2627 |
So When do we get to dot the "I"? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2628 |
They're calling it a Post-Truth Parade. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2629 |
Frankly, I'd enjoy this mirage more if it came with actual marching band music. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2630 |
I don't know about you, Randy--but nothing gets me up and moving like the Washington Post March!!! |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2631 |
At least the view from down here is pretty good! |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2632 |
We should have turned at the trombone player. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2633 |
There must be good times with celebrations somewhere. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2634 |
I bet we'd do better if we had batons, too! |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2635 |
Wait, are we still protesting that guy?! Where is everyone?! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2636 |
I think we're finally on the right trail. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2637 |
I have to admit, this guy could shoot somebody in the middle of Fifth Avenue and I'd still follow him. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2638 |
At least you have an excuse, I'm a trumpet player! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2639 |
That's where you are supposed to come in with the euphoniums, Charlie |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2640 |
I like where this new leader is taking us. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2641 |
To be honest with you Ken, after following your hinder for the last three days I really don't care if it is a mirage or not. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2642 |
You sure his name is Moses? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2643 |
I know you're thirsty, but don't rain on my parade. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2644 |
Nothing is going to rain on *this* parade. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2645 |
I haven't the heart to tell her that I still don't hear any trombones. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2646 |
He said he is taking us to a new life. That has to be a good thing, right? |
1.1294 |
0.04962 |
85 |
78 |
3 |
4 |
2647 |
What's in her energy drink? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2648 |
I don't see any point in letting her know we're leading from behind. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2649 |
This is one long game of "Follow the Leader" |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2650 |
This is my fuckin' fantasy, so what are you still doin' here? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2651 |
We never should have voted for Jill Stein! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2652 |
No one really wins a battle of the marching bands. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2653 |
An original mirage! I love it! |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2654 |
Mine was a protest vote. You? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2655 |
"Great Idea", 2 tickets to the Cactus Bowl? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2656 |
Marching to the beat of indifference to bums |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2657 |
We'll make Macy's parade on time, you watch. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2658 |
Mirage or not, I just feel inspired to keep following! |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2659 |
I'd try Uber, but my cell isn't showing any bars. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2660 |
This Real Desert sightseeing tour seems a little bit orchestrated. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2661 |
Does this make us 'sheeple'? |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2662 |
Would people mistake us for camels from Google Earth? |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2663 |
Stick with it and someday you'll be as good a follower as I am. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2664 |
And of course, if that gets leaked, we'll say this conversation was locker-room talk |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2665 |
Convivial tone this mirage, don't you think? |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2666 |
OK, you were right, not too many Irish live in Death Valley.... |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2667 |
Of course that would have been easier, but I left my dowser in the car. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2668 |
She said she knew the way to Macy's and who are we to doubt her? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2669 |
Is this our path to greatness? Following this flamboyant person? |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2670 |
I think our supreme leader slightly misinterpreted what it means to keep calm and carry a big stick. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2671 |
Have you ever really taken a good look at yourself? I mean a REALLY good look. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2672 |
When were things supposed to start getting better? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2673 |
Well it's a better view! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2674 |
'... from sea ... to ... shining....' O, Christ, is it 2020 yet? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2675 |
He said there is refreshments at halftime. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2676 |
You know, we'd never have got this service if we'd gone to a small, trendy liberal arts college. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2677 |
Stop singing 'Don't Rain on My Parade'! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2678 |
She seemed really confident about heading this way. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2679 |
Still think she knows where the waterhole is? |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2680 |
Thoreau said we should march to the beat of a different DRUMMER. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2681 |
No doubt we've both fallen for her. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2682 |
Times like this, I wish I learnt how to play the tuba. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2683 |
By now, we're old enough to find our way back to Hamelin. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2684 |
I don't care what she wants to do as long as she leads us to water. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2685 |
Wandering for four years in the wilderness is better than forty. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2686 |
This is every bit as good as her tweets! |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2687 |
I'd say there's more chance of Trump being president than this being a mirage. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2688 |
One, we're crawling...not marching. Two, we don't have instruments. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2689 |
I hope you are happy with your vote! We're being led into the unknown. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2690 |
I'm dying of thirst and now you're telling me he's really a mirage? |
1.1294 |
0.04962 |
85 |
78 |
3 |
4 |
2691 |
Do have change for a 20? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2692 |
You know, ... I only like a parade. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2693 |
He's leading us to a great place, 'a tremendous place, you won't believe', he said. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2694 |
she knows where water is |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2695 |
I think that she is leading us from one ex-stream to another. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2696 |
Nothing ever happens around here. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2697 |
I guess the band music was a mirage after all. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2698 |
Wait til' you see the encore |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2699 |
Excuse me if I'm not feeling super patriotic right now. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2700 |
Actually, I still prefer deuces wild to follow the queen. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2701 |
Is it just me, or did we take a wrong turn off the football field? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2702 |
I dropped my kazoo. You'll have to take over the next time she says, "Strike up the band." |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2703 |
It's a major desert |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2704 |
She clearly marches to her own drum beat. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2705 |
Get ready...in six measures we spell out Chrysanthemum. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2706 |
Seriously! Why did we have to park with the band? |
1.1294 |
0.04962 |
85 |
78 |
3 |
4 |
2707 |
You and your, "Let's be in a parade, it'll be fun" crap! |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2708 |
Forget the desert bowl, next year it's Pasadena or bust |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2709 |
You won't believe this, but I've got this ear worm that I can't get outta my head and it's driving me crazy..."76 trombones led the BIG parade..." |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
2710 |
You wanted change ? |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
2711 |
I guess we shouldn't have mocked the marching band. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
2712 |
I feel good about this. |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
2713 |
It's another case of the right temperament, but not enough followers in rural areas. |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
2714 |
I'm so hungry I could eat a pom-pom. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2715 |
When do you think he'll realize he's naked? |
1.1190 |
0.04609 |
84 |
77 |
4 |
3 |
2716 |
until today you and I have always moved to the beat of a different drum |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
2717 |
Yeah - hot weather, and women in skirts. Its still not exactly my idea of a March vacation. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
2718 |
Just keep following. It's her turn. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2719 |
I wish they'd gives a caption already, so we could stop crawling. |
1.1190 |
0.04609 |
84 |
77 |
4 |
3 |
2720 |
She's practising for Trumps inauguration parade. Do you got any tic tacs? |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2721 |
I think it was a good idea to band together. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2722 |
Broadway was a 1,000 miles back but she's still as spry as ever. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2723 |
You're lucky. My wife would never do this. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2724 |
If we have to whistle "76 Trombones" one moe time, I'll throw in the towel. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2725 |
"I've always crawled to the beat of my own drummer". |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2726 |
We should have taken a left at Albuquerque! |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2727 |
Yes, my thighs feel thinner. But not by forty-seven percent. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
2728 |
No, I didn't say "Gala Positioning System"! |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2729 |
Great gams but slow on the down beat. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2730 |
Are we "The Band on the Run?" |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2731 |
We won! |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2732 |
All this just to break in a pair of new boots? |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
2733 |
Have I ever mentioned my PhD thesis on sunk costs? |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2734 |
I hate this time of year. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2735 |
I told you we should of got better seats for the game |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2736 |
What if she's just leading us to a Patriots' game? |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2737 |
She marches to the beat of a different drummer. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2738 |
Optimists ... |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2739 |
For the hundredth time, we're marching. There is no beat. She's no drummer. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2740 |
and the beat goes on an on an on ......... |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2741 |
Lets hope we don't come to a cliff |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2742 |
We follow our team all the way |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2743 |
She had you at the first baton twirl. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
2744 |
This is what I call happy trails! |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2745 |
You're doomed to go through life constantly out of step. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2746 |
Of course I don't like getting trampled on, but I understand there are still key positions open in his cabinet.... |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2747 |
So far, it's been good. It's the transition I'm worried about. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2748 |
It makes no sense without a Marching Band... |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2749 |
When I'm behind her, I'm impressed! |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
2750 |
You swear she's out here divining for water? |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2751 |
I thought you said she's leading us to water ! |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2752 |
With those high struts I was sure she knew the way. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
2753 |
He does this every year. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
2754 |
The town's three residents have a parade whenever tourists come. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2755 |
Be thankful for what you have |
1.1190 |
0.04609 |
84 |
77 |
4 |
3 |
2756 |
I don't think she is leading us towards Herald Square |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
2757 |
I guess Hillary lost her bandwagon |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2758 |
"Hey, wait a minute, did she say Bataan?' |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
2759 |
Maybe we should reconsider our liberal leaders. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2760 |
At this point, I'd day the heck with the Rose Bowl! |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2761 |
Well, someone needs to tell her that she's not in command of her band. |
1.1190 |
0.04609 |
84 |
77 |
4 |
3 |
2762 |
Don't even think about marrying her. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2763 |
Girls with directions... |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2764 |
Either it's a mirage or we're really onto something big! |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2765 |
I can't carry a note. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2766 |
'He's making us great again, I think.' |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |