Contest #547


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547


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-11-28
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-12-11 (estimated)
Number of captions 3710
Number of responses 398746
Number of participants 17849


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You're right. No underwear. 1.8163 0.03281 762 395 112 255
1 Like the pomp. Not crazy about the circumstances. 1.8126 0.02952 747 326 235 186
2 Okay, our pomp is good. Now let's work on our circumstance. 1.7984 0.03198 630 279 199 152
3 We're not the only ones that could use a shave. 1.7682 0.03560 604 317 110 177
4 Could really use some rain on this parade. 1.7598 0.03218 562 247 203 112
5 You see her, too, right? 1.7360 0.03941 394 186 126 82
6 Another mile and it's my turn to wear the outfit. 1.7345 0.03495 516 249 155 112
7 She's a tough act to follow. 1.7344 0.03442 512 241 166 105
8 Should we just go around her? 1.7269 0.03533 498 241 152 105
9 Trump said he knows more than the majorettes. 1.7143 0.04104 469 271 61 137
10 I wish it would rain on our parade. 1.7134 0.03546 471 226 154 91
11 Can we unfollow her? 1.7087 0.03489 460 215 164 81
12 Personally, I could use a little less pomp and better circumstances. 1.7061 0.03717 456 230 130 96
13 Just be glad we're not following the elephants. 1.6887 0.03650 424 206 144 74
14 We'd be lost without her. 1.6804 0.03923 413 218 109 86
15 Think she's into a mirage a trois? 1.6758 0.03994 401 214 103 84
16 Maybe the rest of the band was right. 1.6648 0.04185 352 187 96 69
17 She'd better be worth it. 1.6596 0.04181 376 209 86 81
18 Following the Pied Piper, or even Moses to the Promised Land, is understandable, but THIS ??? 1.6578 0.03937 374 194 114 66
19 Mirage a trois. 1.6192 0.04298 323 181 84 58
20 "Who doesn't love a parade?" you said... 1.6115 0.04042 314 165 106 43
21 This is my first mirage à trois, too. 1.6102 0.04299 313 175 85 53
22 At least she got us off the desert island cartoon. 1.6046 0.04406 306 175 77 54
23 Do you think she'd go for a mirage a trois? 1.6032 0.04353 315 181 78 56
24 At least we're not following the horses. 1.6020 0.04382 304 173 79 52
25 I don't think she remembers where we parked either. 1.6020 0.04307 304 170 85 49
26 Believe me, her finale is worth it! 1.6007 0.04138 303 163 98 42
27 God, I hate away games. 1.5946 0.04532 296 174 68 54
28 I still can't see up her skirt. 1.5795 0.04814 283 177 48 58
29 ENOUGH ALREADY with your 'hup,2,3,4 hup,2,3,4 ...' 1.5791 0.04260 278 153 89 36
30 I'm thinking about quitting the band. 1.5782 0.04448 275 157 77 41
31 Sure it's a mirage. But it's upbeat and motivating. 1.5699 0.04369 272 154 81 37
32 I'm starting to think she might just be leading us on. 1.5646 0.04289 271 152 85 34
33 I say we leave at half time. 1.5639 0.04635 266 159 64 43
34 Florence always manages to put a positive spin on things. 1.5639 0.04383 266 151 80 35
35 I can’t believe half of us voted for this. 1.5634 0.04516 268 157 71 40
36 Now, there's a mirage I can really get behind. 1.5623 0.04525 265 155 71 39
37 Tough act to follow. 1.5623 0.04493 265 154 73 38
38 And they say men are too proud to ask for directions.. 1.5623 0.04331 265 149 83 33
39 A twenty says she's lost. 1.5573 0.04404 262 150 78 34
40 I knew we should have marched to the beat of a different drummer. 1.5560 0.04768 259 159 56 44
41 I can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe we should ask for directions. 1.5560 0.04705 259 157 60 42
42 At least we're not behind the elephants anymore. 1.5556 0.04213 261 144 89 28
43 At which point will the saints come marching in? 1.5543 0.04558 258 152 69 37
44 Maybe she's been leading us on? 1.5512 0.04478 254 147 74 33
45 Remember to look sharp when we go past the reviewing stand. 1.5512 0.04648 254 152 64 38
46 I fear we are being misled by a Drumph Majorette 1.5508 0.04417 256 147 77 32
47 Mirage a trois. 1.5508 0.04620 256 153 65 38
48 I figure that sooner or later we'll end up in front of Macy's. 1.5491 0.04595 224 126 73 25
49 This will go down in history as the famous baton death march. 1.5422 0.04792 249 154 55 40
50 This is your best mirage yet, Frank. 1.5422 0.04441 249 144 75 30
51 Following her on Facebook was easier. 1.5388 0.04607 245 146 66 33
52 At least we're no longer following the elephants. 1.5385 0.04395 247 142 77 28
53 If we're lucky it will rain on our parade! 1.5314 0.04735 239 146 59 34
54 Please, it's been five days since we ate the tuba player. 1.5294 0.04713 238 145 60 33
55 At least we're not following the elephant! 1.5294 0.04482 238 139 72 27
56 I can't believe you convinced me to follow a third party candidate. 1.5294 0.04637 238 143 64 31
57 Just this once, I wish it would rain on our parade. 1.5234 0.04683 235 143 61 31
58 I also follow her on social media . 1.5216 0.04610 232 139 65 28
59 Worst. Band camp. Ever. 1.5216 0.04610 232 139 65 28
60 We could use some rain on this parade. 1.5195 0.04584 231 138 66 27
61 And they say that MEN refuse to ask for directions? 1.5153 0.04402 229 133 74 22
62 I think she is just leading us on. 1.5133 0.04786 226 140 56 30
63 It's called the baton death march. 1.5133 0.05180 226 150 36 40
64 I'm thinking of quitting the band. 1.5133 0.04786 226 140 56 30
65 You're out of step again. 1.5111 0.04634 225 136 63 26
66 Maybe she has no idea where she's going, but I respect her enthusiasm. 1.5089 0.04338 224 129 76 19
67 Great. Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day! 1.5089 0.04819 224 140 54 30
68 She has no idea where any water is, but I like her spunk. 1.5045 0.04668 220 134 61 25
69 Look at the bright side. At least we're not following the horses. 1.5045 0.04624 220 133 63 24
70 It beats wandering around aimlessly. 1.5045 0.04756 220 136 57 27
71 Just once I'd like to see it rain on this parade. 1.5045 0.04928 220 140 49 31
72 Not the first time a woman has led us astray. 1.5045 0.04712 220 135 59 26
73 You're out of step again. 1.5045 0.04894 222 141 50 31
74 I'm married to her - what's your excuse? 1.5023 0.04860 219 138 52 29
75 I'm kind of hoping it rains on our parade. 1.5023 0.04816 219 137 54 28
76 She's a tough act to follow. 1.5023 0.04773 219 136 56 27
77 My mother warned me that chasing skirts would be the death of me. 1.4977 0.04625 217 132 62 23
78 What do you think our second wish should be? 1.4977 0.05016 215 139 45 31
79 If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. 1.4953 0.03905 214 116 90 8
80 OK, it's a mirage, but it's my mirage. 1.4953 0.04901 214 136 50 28
81 You're out of step. 1.4930 0.04918 213 136 49 28
82 She promised me low taxes and no immigrants 1.4930 0.04963 213 137 47 29
83 Worst. Halftime show. Ever. 1.4880 0.05259 209 141 34 34
84 No, she's not with me, I thought she was with you. 1.4856 0.04721 208 129 57 22
85 I thought she was with you. 1.4804 0.04985 204 132 46 26
86 Without her we'd be nowhere 1.4778 0.04702 203 126 57 20
87 Is this the Baton Death March? 1.4778 0.04753 203 127 55 21
88 I sure wish it would rain on our parade! 1.4752 0.04665 202 125 58 19
89 "I liked the Macy's Parade a lot more before global warming. 1.4752 0.04922 202 130 48 24
90 I wish it would rain on our parade. 1.4752 0.05070 202 133 42 27
91 She has more followers than we do. 1.4750 0.05206 200 134 37 29
92 I think being out of step is the least of my worries. 1.4726 0.04681 201 125 57 19
93 I was going to sign up for the Mars expedition but then I thought, hey, this is something I can do right now. 1.4726 0.04940 201 130 47 24
94 I figure it's gotta rain on our parade eventually, right? 1.4700 0.04855 200 128 50 22
95 I'm hoping it will rain on her parade 1.4700 0.05008 200 131 44 25
96 I hope it rains on her parade. 1.4700 0.05205 200 135 36 29
97 Let's hope it rains on this parade. 1.4700 0.04803 200 127 52 21
98 Let's hope it rains on our parade. 1.4697 0.05196 198 133 37 28
99 Without her we would've run right into that rock. 1.4697 0.05046 198 130 43 25
100 I think she's leading you on. 1.4697 0.05097 198 131 41 26
101 Its the view thats keeping me going. 1.4697 0.05147 198 132 39 27
102 It'll be worth it just to see the look on her face when she realizes the band went the other way. 1.4670 0.05013 197 129 44 24
103 I used to wonder around aimlessly until she came along. 1.4670 0.05064 197 130 42 25
104 What? No - I'm following the bear on a unicycle... 1.4670 0.05166 197 132 38 27
105 I'm still kind of hoping you are the mirage 1.4670 0.04961 197 128 46 23
106 You think she knows there's only two of us left? 1.4670 0.04909 197 127 48 22
107 I know. And just minutes ago things seemed bleak. 1.4643 0.04764 196 124 53 19
108 We never should have joined the Death Valley Marching Band. 1.4615 0.04890 195 126 48 21
109 If she were my mirage, she would be naked. 1.4615 0.05204 195 132 36 27
110 Of course it's a mirage, but she seems to know where she's going. 1.4615 0.04890 195 126 48 21
111 " I was hoping for a rescue without the fanfare". 1.4615 0.04997 195 128 44 23
112 It's an away game! 1.4611 0.04816 193 123 51 19
113 For me, it's the boots. 1.4611 0.04927 193 125 47 21
114 Give it up Phil. If she hasn't noticed you by now... 1.4611 0.04872 193 124 49 20
115 Of course she's a mirage. So am I. 1.4611 0.04982 193 126 45 22
116 Actually, I'd rather it DID rain on her parade. 1.4611 0.04760 193 122 53 18
117 I literally want it to rain on her parade. 1.4611 0.04872 193 124 49 20
118 I can walk, I just like the view. 1.4588 0.05275 194 133 33 28
119 "Ever get the feeling that she might be just leading us on?'' 1.4583 0.04776 192 122 52 18
120 D'ya think it's too late to change majors? 1.4583 0.05108 192 128 40 24
121 Good call on dumping the tubas. 1.4583 0.04889 192 124 48 20
122 OK. My turn for the shadow. 1.4583 0.04889 192 124 48 20
123 The next game we're valet parking. 1.4583 0.05213 192 130 36 26
124 Let's hope it rains on this parade. 1.4526 0.05036 190 126 42 22
125 "I really wish that it would rain on our parade". 1.4526 0.04924 190 124 46 20
126 Suddenly I'm wishing it did rain on our parade. 1.4526 0.05199 190 129 36 25
127 I hope to God it starts raining on this parade. 1.4492 0.05038 187 124 42 21
128 OK, so she can read music. I still say she can't read a map. 1.4492 0.05206 187 127 36 24
129 Next time, we follow MY hallucination. 1.4486 0.05078 185 123 41 21
130 Who else do you follow? 1.4432 0.05132 185 125 38 22
131 Get it? It’s the baton death march. 1.4426 0.05288 183 126 33 24
132 Maybe your mirage has a friend for me. 1.4426 0.04996 183 121 43 19
133 Miss one band practice and pay for it forever. 1.4426 0.04750 183 117 51 15
134 What majorette? 1.4426 0.04936 183 120 45 18
135 You have to admit, it's not as bad since we ditched our tubas. 1.4426 0.04750 183 117 51 15
136 If we're just imagining her, does that make us sexist? 1.4426 0.04996 183 121 43 19
137 I assumed you knew her. 1.4396 0.04830 182 118 48 16
138 So do I say, "How much further?" Or is it "farther?" 1.4396 0.05251 182 125 34 23
139 You're out of step. 1.4396 0.05193 182 124 36 22
140 I said I'd follow her to the ends of the Earth. I think we're almost there. 1.4396 0.04954 182 120 44 18
141 I think we lost something when the band died. 1.4365 0.04783 181 117 49 15
142 So, this is the road not taken. 1.4365 0.04909 181 119 45 17
143 This really is a tough act to follow. 1.4358 0.05011 179 119 42 18
144 At least it won't rain on our parade. 1.4358 0.05256 179 123 34 22
145 I wasn't following her. I was following you. 1.4358 0.04754 179 115 50 14
146 Sad. She's obviously hallucinating. Not a band in sight. 1.4358 0.05432 179 126 28 25
147 Still think choosing a leader who promised to take us in a new direction was a good idea? 1.4358 0.05135 179 121 38 20
148 Let's hope it rains on our parade. 1.4358 0.05011 179 119 42 18
149 Trust me, eventually we'll end up at Macy's. 1.4326 0.05215 178 122 35 21
150 I'm dying for it to rain on her parade. 1.4326 0.05336 178 124 31 23
151 You know what, Sam? I kinda wish it would rain on our parade. 1.4326 0.05154 178 121 37 20
152 This really is the baton death march. 1.4326 0.05092 178 120 39 19
153 I don't hear the band anymore, do you? 1.4326 0.05092 178 120 39 19
154 See...I told you she's not wearing any. 1.4326 0.05215 178 122 35 21
155 I think you're out of step. 1.4294 0.04919 177 117 44 16
156 I see the piccolo player finally dropped off. 1.4294 0.04650 177 113 52 12
157 I'm just saying, if we spell anything, 'SOS' makes more sense than 'Ohio.' 1.4294 0.05296 177 123 32 22
158 I can't believe she hasn't noticed us yet... 1.4294 0.05111 177 120 38 19
159 It's the journey, not the destination. 1.4294 0.04919 177 117 44 16
160 It’s got a good beat, kind of easy to crawl to. 1.4294 0.04984 177 118 42 17
161 By the way my name's Dave. 1.4294 0.05173 177 121 36 20
162 In this case, I hope it does rain on our parade. 1.4294 0.05048 177 119 40 18
163 I really wish it would rain on my parade! 1.4294 0.05356 177 124 30 23
164 I guess I never really appreciated dry humor before 1.4294 0.05235 177 122 34 21
165 I’m really hoping it rains on her parade. 1.4261 0.05192 176 121 35 20
166 For argument's sake, let's imagine that it is in fact a divining rod. 1.4261 0.04735 176 114 49 13
167 I told you we'd outlast the Tubas. 1.4261 0.05192 176 121 35 20
168 A little rain on this parade might actually be refreshing. 1.4261 0.05001 176 118 41 17
169 let's just follow her on instagram from here! 1.4253 0.04840 174 114 46 14
170 I know she's not really there. I just love parades. 1.4253 0.05299 174 121 32 21
171 I miss the band. 1.4253 0.04909 174 115 44 15
172 Next year I'm going on a float. 1.4253 0.04701 174 112 50 12
173 I can't remember. Is she your mirage or mine? 1.4220 0.04787 173 113 47 13
174 She got decommissioned after leading her band into the Potomac. 1.4220 0.03854 173 101 71 1
175 I really wish it would rain on my parade! 1.4220 0.05126 173 118 37 18
176 And to think I laughed at that fortune teller for being so specific. 1.4220 0.05060 173 117 39 17
177 We definitely took a wrong turn during the fight song. 1.4220 0.05191 173 119 35 19
178 Seventy-six perfectly sensible trombonists and we had to follow her. 1.4220 0.05126 173 118 37 18
179 I hate Band Camp. 1.4220 0.05060 173 117 39 17
180 This was the worst Band Camp ever! 1.4220 0.05256 173 120 33 20
181 When do you think she's going to realize that we're no longer a band? 1.4220 0.04787 173 113 47 13
182 How do I know you're not the mirage? 1.4211 0.05492 171 122 26 23
183 These Rose Bowl tickets you got from your brother-in-law --- what section were they in? 1.4211 0.05169 171 117 36 18
184 She plans to make Death Valley great again. 1.4211 0.05102 171 116 38 17
185 What if she's lost? 1.4186 0.05403 172 122 28 22
186 She's a showgirl from the Mirage. 1.4186 0.05403 172 122 28 22
187 Actually, I don't care if she knows where she's going. 1.4186 0.04660 172 111 50 11
188 Is this your hallucination or mine? 1.4152 0.05097 171 117 37 17
189 I'm beginning to think she's also lost. 1.4152 0.05029 171 116 39 16
190 Just think where we'd be without her 1.4152 0.04960 171 115 41 15
191 Is this your first No Pride Parade? 1.4142 0.05472 169 121 26 22
192 Who cares if it's a mirage? I love a parade. 1.4142 0.04858 169 112 44 13
193 I call it Baton Death March 1.4142 0.05275 169 118 32 19
194 Are you sure she has a sister? 1.4142 0.05275 169 118 32 19
195 Is it possible she's lost too? 1.4142 0.04930 169 113 42 14
196 I'd like to see the looks on all their faces when they find out they made a wrong turn. 1.4142 0.05140 169 116 36 17
197 She has the Pomp, but I wonder if she understands the Circumstance. 1.4128 0.05006 172 117 39 16
198 Actually Frank, I think we crossed the line in the sand for weirdness some time back. 1.4107 0.05295 168 118 31 19
199 She's probably just a mirage-erette. 1.4107 0.05089 168 115 37 16
200 Next time, we follow MY hallucination. 1.4107 0.04726 168 110 47 11
201 As mirages go, she ranks right up there close to water. 1.4107 0.05089 168 115 37 16
202 It’s hard to believe we started out with 50 eligible bachelors. 1.4107 0.04874 168 112 43 13
203 This won't end well, but the fact she stayed in character the entire time is REALLY impressive. 1.4107 0.04573 168 108 51 9
204 Macy’s did say they would route the parade away from Trump Tower. 1.4072 0.05382 167 119 28 20
205 I told you my flair gun would work. 1.4072 0.03907 167 100 66 1
206 I wonder how the guys following Moses are doing. 1.4072 0.05247 167 117 32 18
207 Hey Frank, this is a pub crawl, right? 1.4072 0.04817 167 111 44 12
208 Next time I'll request less pomp and more circumstance. 1.4072 0.04817 167 111 44 12
209 Pssst....our mirage isn't wearing any underwear. 1.4072 0.05315 167 118 30 19
210 When did he say we'll be great again? 1.4072 0.05247 167 117 32 18
211 Really? I voted for Trump, too! 1.4072 0.05449 167 120 26 21
212 Good idea, dropping those tubas. 1.4061 0.04779 165 109 45 11
213 Our only hope is for someone to rain on her parade. 1.4061 0.05222 165 115 33 17
214 These seats better be good. 1.4061 0.05079 165 113 37 15
215 Hey Sam. If you don't mind, I'm going to ask her out for a drink later. 1.4061 0.05079 165 113 37 15
216 She calls it the Baton Death March. 1.4061 0.05362 165 117 29 19
217 I hope it'll rain on our parade. 1.4061 0.05222 165 115 33 17
218 No, it is right-left-right. 1.4061 0.05005 165 112 39 14
219 When she stops we stand up and form the word Ohio. 1.4061 0.05222 165 115 33 17
220 Remember, when they go high, we go low. 1.4061 0.05498 165 119 25 21
221 What's a mirage et trois? 1.4036 0.05126 166 115 35 16
222 I knew we should have followed the rabbit with the giant pocket watch. 1.4024 0.05170 164 114 34 16
223 Your on the wrong hand. 1.4024 0.05312 164 116 30 18
224 Now I'll never get that song out of my head. 1.4024 0.05241 164 115 32 17
225 I say, let it rain on my parade. 1.4024 0.05312 164 116 30 18
226 Does it sound like the music's getting fainter? 1.4024 0.04871 164 110 42 12
227 Stop asking if we're there yet. 1.4000 0.04998 165 113 38 14
228 What majorette? 1.3988 0.05115 163 113 35 15
229 I'm starting to think we should have turned the other way back there with the rest of the band. 1.3988 0.04964 163 111 39 13
230 I thought she said follow me for dessert. 1.3988 0.05472 163 118 25 20
231 She doesn't know, does she? 1.3988 0.05403 163 117 27 19
232 Smart move ditching the tubas. 1.3988 0.04888 163 110 41 12
233 We are the parade, you dunce! 1.3988 0.05188 163 114 33 16
234 The first rule of band camp initiation is: you don't talk about band camp initiation. 1.3988 0.05040 163 112 37 14
235 No panties day!! 1.3988 0.05676 163 121 19 23
236 Honestly, have you ever been to a worse parade? 1.3988 0.04888 163 110 41 12
237 We should have bailed with the 76 trombones. 1.3988 0.05040 163 112 37 14
238 Maybe this is something I should've raised a few miles back, but I think we might have been distracted by the spectacle 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
239 I really wish someone would come along and rain on our parade ... 1.3951 0.05352 162 116 28 18
240 Could really use some rain on this parade. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
241 I hope it rains on her parade. 1.3938 0.05101 160 111 35 14
242 This is the last time I will trust a Yelp review. 1.3938 0.05101 160 111 35 14
243 What are you doing after this? 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
244 I'm kind of hoping it'll rain on her parade. 1.3938 0.05101 160 111 35 14
245 A little rain on my parade sounds pretty good right now. 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
246 I was a lot more enthusiastic when there were seventy-six of us. 1.3938 0.05253 160 113 31 16
247 It's almost time for my solo. 1.3938 0.05253 160 113 31 16
248 Really? My mirage looks like Robert Preston. 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
249 One of us is out of step. 1.3938 0.04944 160 109 39 12
250 This has become a baton death march. 1.3938 0.05177 160 112 33 15
251 I thought she said come this way for dessert 1.3938 0.04864 160 108 41 11
252 I hope someone rains on our parade. 1.3899 0.05494 159 116 24 19
253 I just hope we make it back in time for the second half. 1.3899 0.04880 159 108 40 11
254 Any chance it could rain on this parade? 1.3899 0.04880 159 108 40 11
255 I don't know where she's going, but she's doing it with conviction. 1.3899 0.05196 159 112 32 15
256 Are you sure this is the Trump bandwagon? 1.3899 0.05272 159 113 30 16
257 Is it just me, or are halftimes getting longer? 1.3861 0.05214 158 112 31 15
258 I'm starting to think that maybe some who wander are in fact lost. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
259 I'm as surprised as you are, but she's really given my life direction. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
260 So much for 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
261 Can we switch back to the oasis mirage now? 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
262 Until now...I thought "I'd follow her to the end of the earth" was just an expression. 1.3846 0.04852 156 106 40 10
263 I've come to the realization that I don't really love a parade all that much. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
264 Of course she's real, where would we be without her? 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
265 Do you suppose we are being misled? 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
266 You think I'm delusional? What about this majorette who's marching without a band? 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
267 Please...rain on our parade. 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
268 Please stop saying that you love a parade. 1.3846 0.04766 156 105 42 9
269 Do you remember where we parked the car? 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
270 Well, we're past the rock, hope we get to the hard place soon. 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
271 I guess my ex was right about me. I really am a hopeless skirt chaser. 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
272 It's not a mirage. She isn't wearing underwear. 1.3846 0.05416 156 113 26 17
273 It's more fun when there's a band. 1.3836 0.05031 159 111 35 13
274 This 6/8 beat is killing me. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
275 Are you still sure that's a divining rod? 1.3806 0.04952 155 107 37 11
276 You want to just try Google maps? 1.3806 0.05359 155 112 27 16
277 Some people are just born leaders. 1.3806 0.04867 155 106 39 10
278 Spin classes are so last year... 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
279 No, the "Bataan Death March" was spelled differently. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
280 I'm simply delighted to learn that dying of thirst is so much like a Fellini movie. 1.3806 0.05436 155 113 25 17
281 I think I'm out of step. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
282 I can't help it. I love a parade. 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
283 She goes high, we go low. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
284 I thought you knew her! 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
285 I, for one, don't love a parade. 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
286 Why didn't we just pay extra for the GPS? 1.3766 0.05136 154 109 32 13
287 IS THIS A TRUMP PRESIDENCY METAPHOR?" "YES THIS IS A TRUMP PRESIDENCY METAPHOR. 1.3766 0.05610 154 115 20 19
288 I think this is the Mirage Day Parade. 1.3766 0.05218 154 110 30 14
289 The parade is real. It's global warming that's a delusion. 1.3766 0.05218 154 110 30 14
290 I don't know about you but a parade always lifts my spirits! 1.3766 0.05136 154 109 32 13
291 Okay, I grant you that the lake was a mirage, the Starbucks was a mirage, the MacDonald's and the Chipotle were mirages, but I swear she winked at me. 1.3766 0.05136 154 109 32 13
292 She's hot. 1.3750 0.05586 152 113 21 18
293 When we asked God to lead us out of this desert, I didn't expect this. 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
294 Not long ago, I followed another strong, confident woman who claimed to know where she was headed ... and it turned out pretty much like this. 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
295 Wow, those boots really were made for walking. 1.3750 0.05347 152 110 27 15
296 I take it back. I DON'T love a parade. 1.3750 0.05347 152 110 27 15
297 One more chorus of "Strike up the Band" and I'm turning around! 1.3750 0.05508 152 112 23 17
298 It's times like this I wish I played an instrument. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
299 After forty years in the desert, we're finally going to a bowl game. 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
300 Sure beats being stranded on a small island with only a palm tree. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
301 Next time, I get to pick the mirage, okay? 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
302 Because everyone loves a parade, that's why. 1.3750 0.05347 152 110 27 15
303 You think half-time is over yet? 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
304 Remember, smile and wave to the crowd. 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
305 I sure wish it would rain on our parade! 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
306 This would be more fun with music 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
307 Trust me, this species of majorette always heads for water. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
308 I'm beginning to think this is not the way back to Macy's. 1.3709 0.05839 151 116 14 21
309 I don't care; I'm still with Her! 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
310 Will you PLEASE stop whistling "Seventy-six Trombones"? 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
311 That vulture float was amazing. 1.3709 0.05529 151 112 22 17
312 At least it won't rain on our parade. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
313 Maybe it will rain on her parade. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
314 If you can see her too, I think we have a chance. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
315 I don't remember the safe word either. 1.3709 0.05608 151 113 20 18
316 She just keeps getting hotter and hotter. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
317 I wish she'd stop and ask for directions. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
318 I think I misread the invitation. I thought it said 'Come for dessert. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
319 I wish someone would rain on our parade. 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
320 The hardest thing for me is keeping the beat. 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
321 She's not much on direction, but you can't beat her enthusiasm 1.3709 0.04566 151 101 44 6
322 What if we had followed the elephants? 1.3709 0.04566 151 101 44 6
323 It was the kinky boots, wasn't it? 1.3709 0.04662 151 102 42 7
324 Look on the bright side. Joining the band gets us out of P.E. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
325 Best mirage this week. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
326 Are you sure that's a divining rod? 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
327 I'll keep smiling to the crowd but I'm done waving! 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
328 I see London! I see France! 1.3667 0.05550 150 112 21 17
329 How much further before we tell her the rest of the band is dead. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
330 Okay, is it just me or have I seen that grain of sand before? 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
331 We had 76 trombones when we started. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
332 Funny thing is, in high school she wouldn't give me the time of day. 1.3649 0.05520 148 110 22 16
333 It never rains on this parade. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
334 Now would be an ideal time for it to rain on our parade. 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
335 What's the downside if we stop following her? 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
336 Keep following her. Where there is a drum major, there is a large cooler of Gatorade. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
337 By all means, rain on my parade! 1.3605 0.04821 147 102 37 8
338 She's lost too, but you have to give her style points 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
339 I can't decide what's worse — that she's leading us to our doom, or that she's been behind the beat for the last ten miles." 1.3605 0.04724 147 101 39 7
340 Either she's deaf or we're dumb. 1.3605 0.05541 147 110 21 16
341 Thank goodness there are no elephants in this parade. 1.3605 0.05624 147 111 19 17
342 Don't you just love a parade? 1.3605 0.05370 147 108 25 14
343 How long is halftime? 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
344 I thought that Trump's inaugural parade would look flashier than this. 1.3605 0.05541 147 110 21 16
345 I wish somebody would rain on her parade! 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
346 I told you we should have ridden on the float instead. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
347 I'm with her! 1.3605 0.05283 147 107 27 13
348 But we're making great time. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
349 Trust me Jerry, it's bound to rain on her parade eventually. 1.3605 0.05283 147 107 27 13
350 You want to tell her she's lost or should I? 1.3605 0.05541 147 110 21 16
351 This is far more entertaining than the palm tree mirage we had yesterday. 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
352 Well according to MY mirage, YOU’RE out of step! 1.3605 0.05370 147 108 25 14
353 I can't believe it's still half-time. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
354 When are we going to quit following every skirt that parades by? 1.3605 0.05283 147 107 27 13
355 Michigan State. How about you? 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
356 Thank heaven for Doris. I would have given up by now. 1.3562 0.05562 146 110 20 16
357 At least she's spunkier than the bagpipe player we had last week. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
358 Thanks again for coming; this really means a lot to Katie and me. 1.3562 0.05476 146 109 22 15
359 Right hand forward Harold. Right hand. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
360 At least she went around the rock. 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
361 This rescue service is all show. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
362 She certainly looked like she knew where she was going! 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
363 Something tells me we should have stopped for a water break with the rest of the band. 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
364 Guess we should have followed the tuba player. 1.3542 0.05528 144 108 21 15
365 I'm hoping we're gonna spell out "HELP" when we're done with "BEAT STATE." 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
366 Ask her if she knows the way to San Jose. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
367 Mirage? No, I'm following her because she's got the same voice as my GPS. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
368 How long can halftime last? 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
369 I think it's safe to say, this is one parade that won't get rained on. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
370 And just think of how many times we've said "Don't rain on my parade!" 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
371 Please let it rain on my parade. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
372 What happened to the seventy-six trombones? 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
373 I'm thinking about cutting out a little early to beat the traffic. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
374 Well, it's cheaper than Burning Man. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
375 Well I was standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
376 Search and Rescue has really upped their game! 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
377 As mirages go, this one ain't bad. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
378 Hey, you're out of step. 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
379 How long does halftime last? 1.3475 0.05419 141 105 23 13
380 In my reality I am the hallucination. 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
381 At this point I'd settle for rain on our parade. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
382 At least we outlasted the band. 1.3475 0.04720 141 98 37 6
383 I'm not mad at you anymore for using up our final wish. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
384 I just don't believe in unfollowing people. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
385 The one time that I actually need it to rain on my parade and not a drop! 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
386 Well, we got trouble, and that starts with "T" and that rhymes with "D" and that stands for desert. 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
387 Let's rethink moving the NFL to Vegas. 1.3475 0.05603 141 107 19 15
388 I sure hope it's gonna rain on this parade! 1.3475 0.05419 141 105 23 13
389 I'd ask her, but I've only just started seeing her. 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
390 Excellent! It's the old Ethel Merman mirage. 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
391 I see London..... 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
392 I'm enjoying this one. You get to pick the next mirage as well. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
393 The Macy's parade gets longer every year. 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
394 Well, didn't I tell you this was a majorette mistake? 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
395 Death Valley State always has a great halfway show. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
396 I wonder what second prize was. 1.3475 0.05419 141 105 23 13
397 Wait, I thought this was your mirage. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
398 Keep an open mind, she says she can bring us jobs... 1.3475 0.05512 141 106 21 14
399 Once we lost the 76 trombones back there, I had a feeling we were in trouble. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
400 We should try marching to the beat of a different drummer. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
401 Relax, if those storm clouds come any closer, who do you think'll get zapped first? 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
402 Hey pal, no butting in line! 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
403 I hope it rains on her parade _ soon! 1.3475 0.05419 141 105 23 13
404 I'm telling you, she's a drum miragette. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
405 Well, the good news is that this hallucination means we've reached the halfway point. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
406 I would love some rain on this parade. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
407 Stay in step! 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
408 Well, she is 97% water. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
409 That 3/8 time signature is a killer. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
410 I told you she'd go around the rock. 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
411 Oh, give her a break. It's her first day. 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
412 Next time let's spring for one that comes with GPS. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
413 Do you ever get the feeling we put too much faith in the system? 1.3429 0.04730 140 98 36 6
414 I've been thinking, she probably should have made a left on 59th Street. 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
415 Mirage? No, I think she's from the Bellagio. 1.3429 0.05438 140 105 22 13
416 Maybe we should have marched to the beat of somebody else's drummer. 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
417 It's been two days. Let's face it, no one is going to turn out for this thing. 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
418 You're not in sync. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
419 We really wasted time going around that rock 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
420 Oh yeah? Since when does a Mirage leave boot prints? 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
421 Remind me again why she couldn't just "tell" us how to get there?? 1.3429 0.04838 140 99 34 7
422 I wish it would hurry up and rain on our parade already. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
423 Is it wrong to hope that it rains on her parade? 1.3429 0.05438 140 105 22 13
424 No, it's left knee on the beat. 1.3429 0.04838 140 99 34 7
425 If you say "I love a parade" one more time, I'm going to strangle you. 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
426 This is the last time I hook up with someone on March.com 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
427 I think she's leading you on. 1.3429 0.04730 140 98 36 6
428 An hour ago I would have sworn she was a camel! 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
429 I told you to go before we left. 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
430 I can see up her skirt. 1.3429 0.06148 140 113 6 21
431 I'm beginning to have doubts. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
432 I thought I was hallucinating, but then I heard the band. 1.3429 0.05714 140 108 16 16
433 I actually hope it rains on this parade. 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
434 That's it for me. No more chasing women. 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
435 I thought the piccolo player would have lasted a little longer. 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
436 Oh no, I was crawling long before she showed up. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
437 Shedding those drums made a world of difference, don't you think? 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
438 She's really more of a 'fantasy' than a 'mirage.' 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
439 Burning Man sure looks a lot different in the pictures. 1.3381 0.05551 139 106 19 14
440 I'm saying it must be a hell of an oasis 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
441 What drum majorette?! 1.3381 0.05551 139 106 19 14
442 Stay in formation! 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
443 This is much easier without the tuba. 1.3381 0.04741 139 98 35 6
444 It just isn't the same without confetti. 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
445 This is much better than following the elephants. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
446 May it rain on her parade! 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
447 As mirages go...this one's a dandy! 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
448 Are you sure she can get us "Hamilton" tickets? 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
449 You know, it's not sexist to ask her if she's sure this is the right way. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
450 The tuba players are always the first to go. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
451 That is a divining rod, right? 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
452 She's always been an optimist. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
453 I hope we get back to the stadium in time for the second half. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
454 Next time we follow my Mirage. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
455 Don't look at me, we both voted for him! 1.3358 0.05606 137 105 18 14
456 Maybe it will rain on her parade. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
457 Well, we did vote for change. 1.3358 0.05509 137 104 20 13
458 I can't help it, I just love a parade. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
459 Having a leader with great stamina and no sense of direction is not working for me. 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
460 "When I started following she was a Clydesdale pulling a beer wagon."i 1.3358 0.05701 137 106 16 15
461 So this one time at band camp... 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
462 I still think it's better than last year's Burning Man. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
463 I'd say she's a few trombones short of 76, wouldn't you? 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
464 I think that for a mirage she keeps cadence quite well. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
465 I hope this mirage knows where's she going! 1.3358 0.05606 137 105 18 14
466 Seems like a big buildup for a cup of water. 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
467 I really hope it rains on this parade. 1.3333 0.05571 138 106 18 14
468 Keep following. She's the new secretary of the interior 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
469 I follow her on Twitter also 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
470 Hallucination or not, she's got spirit. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
471 Next time we follow the different drummer. 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
472 Best mirage we've ever had! 1.3333 0.05294 141 106 23 12
473 Handel's Water Music, what do you hear? 1.3333 0.05464 135 102 21 12
474 I know she's only a mirage, but what else have we got? 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
475 She knows we're here, right? 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
476 Best mirage ever! 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
477 Funny...A second ago she was wearing underpants. 1.3309 0.05528 136 104 19 13
478 Is is too late to pick 'truth'? 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
479 I still can't tell if she's wearing panties. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
480 Is it just me, or is she actually picking up the pace? 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
481 I chose an entertaining leader, not a good one. 1.3309 0.05528 136 104 19 13
482 She has a lousy sense of direction but I'd follow those legs anywhere. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
483 Is the rest of the band still back there? 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
484 Perhaps following the water boy would have been a better idea. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
485 Now you ‘oom’ and I’ll ‘pah.’ 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
486 Makes you wonder why we're crawling. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
487 Stay in step! 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
488 This mirage is more up beat than the last one. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
489 It's only when you're close to death that you really learn to appreciate the arts. 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
490 I thought we were following her only on Facebook. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
491 You won't believe my next wish. 1.3309 0.04674 136 96 35 5
492 And, you're sure she winked at us during the game. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
493 Guess what I am hallucinating now. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
494 As mirages go, one could do worse. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
495 In your mirage, is she blonde or brunette? 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
496 Not the Inauguration parade most of us were expecting. 1.3309 0.05528 136 104 19 13
497 Are you sure that's a divining rod? 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
498 Is she your mirage or mine? 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
499 Bro, Burning Man, am I right? 1.3309 0.05528 136 104 19 13
500 I was a drummer. What did you play? 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
501 are we there yet ? 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
502 Next year, we're mapping out the parade route online first. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
503 Look the bright side -- at least there aren't any horses. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
504 We ARE the band. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
505 Get your own mirage, this one's mine! 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
506 Forget the water. I want her optimism. 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
507 I agree she's attractive and has lots of energy but I'm starting to think she's not that smart. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
508 I'd follow her anywhere. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
509 There are worse leaders out there. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
510 Some poor saps just see an oasis. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
511 I think we're missing the game. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
512 I hope this isn't the baton death march. 1.3259 0.05446 135 103 20 12
513 She motivates me to go the extra mile. 1.3259 0.05547 135 104 18 13
514 I said "imagine a marshy mirage,"not "imagine a marching Marge." 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
515 Just how long is half-time? 1.3259 0.04799 135 97 32 6
516 Now THERE'S a mirage I can get behind! 1.3259 0.04682 135 96 34 5
517 I was waiting for Godot and she came along. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
518 If she was wearing underwear, I don't think I would have followed her this far. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
519 I feel bad about leaving the 76 trombones behind. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
520 Maybe it'll finally rain on her parade. 1.3259 0.04799 135 97 32 6
521 Someday we'll be able to tell our grandkids that we survived the baton death march. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
522 I think it's time I started marching to the beat of my own drummer. 1.3259 0.05547 135 104 18 13
523 Ask her to spin that baton. We might get a breeze. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
524 Be patient, she's getting us seats right on the field. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
525 Do you still love a parade? 1.3259 0.05547 135 104 18 13
526 And to think we were running from clowns a month ago. 1.3259 0.05446 135 103 20 12
527 I wished for an endless parade of dessert, I swear. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
528 Suppose it isn't a mirage! 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
529 It's a good thing no horses are in the parade! 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
530 Is this your first parade? 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
531 I'm beginning to think she's not leading us back to Burning Man. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
532 Can you at least try to stay in step? 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
533 Me? I said I'd follow her to the ends of the earth, and she said, "OK, let's go." You? 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
534 We picked the right leader. We could have crawled straight into that rock. 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
535 As mirages go... 1.3235 0.05310 136 103 22 11
536 You would think she'd notice that 74 trombone players have been eaten by jackals. 1.3235 0.05206 136 102 24 10
537 We're making great time! 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
538 Here's hoping we're headed for River City. 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
539 Bob, I promise to introduce you on the way back 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
540 I'm telling you, her invitation didn't say desert, it said dessert. 1.3233 0.05500 133 102 19 12
541 Left arm forward -- stay in formation! 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
542 ...and we thought we were lost! 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
543 Remember, it's the journey not the destination. 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
544 I'm just saying rain isn't the only consideration when planning a parade. 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
545 I guess I really would follow her anywhere. 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
546 She's taken us in a whole new direction. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
547 Her favorite after-school activites are band and cross country. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
548 Dear Global Warming, The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade just isn't what it used to be. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
549 This is the last Groupon I buy. 1.3212 0.05377 137 105 20 12
550 I'll be glad when halftime is over 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
551 Oh come on, Bill, this is way more fun than GPS. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
552 I'd like to walk a mile in her shoes. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
553 When we came to the fork in the road we should have taken it. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
554 This was the best office party ever. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
555 She did so well in the polls... 1.3182 0.05411 132 101 20 11
556 Left, right, left. Are you new at this? 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
557 'No, YOU march to your own drummer, this is my mirage." 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
558 I want to see her face when she turns around! 1.3182 0.05517 132 102 18 12
559 She looks fantastic, but sometimes I question her leadership. 1.3182 0.05411 132 101 20 11
560 When did the music stop? 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
561 Keep in step, dude. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
562 I sure hope she knows where she's going. We left the Rose Bowl two days ago. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
563 There's bound to be a stadium soon! 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
564 My mirage is a water fountain. What's yours? 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
565 Well, at least she's still more accurate than Apple Maps. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
566 I've been through the desert with a horse with no name, but never with a drum majorette with no band. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
567 You gotta crawl before you can march. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
568 You're not in sync. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
569 Stop me if you think I'm wrong but I think she is out of step with reality. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
570 Hang in there, half-time's almost over. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
571 Wish she'd ask directions. 1.3182 0.05411 132 101 20 11
572 I told Stella I would follow her to the ends of the earth, but I didn't think there would be a test. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
573 I think she’s lost 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
574 For a death march, I'm feeling pretty lively. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
575 The premiere is tomorrow. Today is the dry run. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
576 It's just nice to have a sense of purpose again. 1.3182 0.04603 132 94 34 4
577 How long are we going to play along before we have to take Grandma back to the nursing home? 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
578 You gotta admit, she's one hell of a motivator. 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
579 It's a beat, but it's a dry beat. 1.3182 0.05517 132 102 18 12
580 I like enthusiasm in my mirages 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
581 I understand this is Sousa's longest march. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
582 Let's agree this settles the "weaker sex" myth 1.3182 0.05517 132 102 18 12
583 No, you're the one out of formation. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
584 Please, God, rain on this parade! 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
585 They did say November 8th we’d be done, right? 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
586 C'mon. Talk to her already... 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
587 The tubas were the first to go. 1.3154 0.05464 130 100 19 11
588 I think they changed the route this year. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
589 Yeah, it's better following a mirage than nothing at all. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
590 We got trouble! With a capital 'T' that rhymes with 'D' that stands for 'dehydration'! 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
591 For next year, we might rethink the parade route. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
592 At the beginning there were 76 trombones. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
593 We’d look a lot less silly about now if we’d brought our sousaphones. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
594 I am so sick of John Philip Sousa. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
595 No, the bet's still on. She'll drop it next time. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
596 I don't care if she's real or not, we're making good time and I feel so peppy. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
597 How could she not know the way to Macy's. 1.3154 0.05464 130 100 19 11
598 I'm waiting for it to rain on her parade. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
599 So if she's just a mirage, why are we following her? 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
600 Remember, if anyone asks, our band uniforms are at the dry cleaners. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
601 You still believe it's a divining rod? 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
602 She's a tall glass of water all right 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
603 At least she stopped running. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
604 For the hundredth time , yes it's a long way to Tipperary 1.3154 0.05464 130 100 19 11
605 are we there yet ? 1.3154 0.05464 130 100 19 11
606 You know, I'm thinking of deleting Tinder. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
607 When I wished for a tall drink of water, that's not what I had in mind. 1.3106 0.05392 132 102 19 11
608 No rain is going to spoil THIS parade! 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
609 These halftimes get longer and longer. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
610 As mirages go, she's pretty perky. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
611 These climate denier parades where much easier in the old days. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
612 It's not so bad since the glockenspiel player dropped off. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
613 I know, but it was only only $20 with the Groupon. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
614 I agree, "Baton Death March" would be an awful caption for this cartoon. 1.3101 0.05803 129 103 12 14
615 For once I wish it WOULD rain on my parade. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
616 Hey Frank, what if we stopped whistling Stars and Stripes Forever? 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
617 Now I see it. She IS bending her right knee too much. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
618 On second thought, maybe we shouldn't have voted for Trump. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
619 Yeah, I know it's a mirage, but I love a good parade.... 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
620 I hear there's a big finale. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
621 This is starting to feel like a mistake. 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
622 Sure I saw the oasis. But who doesn't love a parade? 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
623 As far as mirages go, this one ain't bad. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
624 Even so, it's the best mirage around. 1.3101 0.04374 129 91 36 2
625 I think I've got it now. It's left right not right left. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
626 If this is what it took to get us talking again, then I say she's worth every penny. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
627 Let's trade. Now you hum the music, and I'll do the drums. 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
628 If it will only rain on our parade. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
629 No, it's a 'mirageorette'. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
630 Now *this* is a baton death march. 1.3101 0.05481 129 100 18 11
631 She makes it seem all so worthwhile. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
632 I never thought a death march would have so much pageantry. 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
633 I told you it never rains on her parade. 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
634 No, she really has Hamilton tickets. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
635 Well, if we have to follow a mirage, at least the view for this one is spectacular. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
636 We're still with her, right? 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
637 Yes, the twirls are entertaining, but the high tosses give me reason to live. 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
638 Pretty soon we'll see 72 virgins and 76 trombones. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
639 So, you finally get it that she's been leading both of us on all along. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
640 I thought this parade was supposed to end at Macy's. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
641 This one parade I wish it would rain on. 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
642 Good thing we decided not to bring our tubas. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
643 This is a long halftime! 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
644 How many more measures? 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
645 I know we probably shouldn't but how about one more time around 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
646 You know, I sort of wish we had packed a light lunch. 1.3047 0.05029 128 96 25 7
647 How about next year we try out for Glee Club instead of Marching Band? 1.3047 0.05029 128 96 25 7
648 I think you should tell her those last two turns were a little unnecessary... 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
649 All I have to do is outlast you... 1.3047 0.05608 128 101 15 12
650 You said she'd lead us to the Promised Band. 1.3047 0.05029 128 96 25 7
651 I'm no longer sure that I do love a parade. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
652 No, giving us water would just be enabling. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
653 I'm hoping it will rain on her parade 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
654 This is the best mirage ever! 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
655 Remember the time when the 'Macy's Parade' was magical? 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
656 I love a parade. 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
657 How long does half-time usually last? 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
658 It helps if you imagine you're playing a tuba. 1.3047 0.05029 128 96 25 7
659 Remember its not the journey, its the destination 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
660 That's no illusion. That's my wife. 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
661 Bob always loved marching bands, and now I regret eating him. 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
662 ..and how long have you been a Browns fan? 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
663 Well, it looks like we're the final survivors of this Baton Death March... 1.3047 0.05823 128 103 11 14
664 You think the second half has started yet? 1.3047 0.05029 128 96 25 7
665 Marching to a different drummer isn't all that it's cracked up to be. 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
666 She's hearing a different drummer. 1.3047 0.05029 128 96 25 7
667 This is one time I wish it would rain on my parade! 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
668 The view doesn't get any better than this. 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
669 Easy for her, she didn't start out carrying a tuba. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
670 I said I would follow her anywhere, in sickness and in health. Why are you here? 1.3047 0.05608 128 101 15 12
671 Remind me again how the Baton Death March ends? 1.3047 0.05029 128 96 25 7
672 And the band parches on. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
673 As mirages go, the legs are not bad. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
674 Best view of a parade i've ever had. 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
675 Please God let it rain on this parade 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
676 It's the enthusiasm of the crowds that keep me going. 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
677 Do you see what I see? 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
678 I wonder if she realizes we gave up our tubas miles ago. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
679 I bet you lose your deposit on the drum. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
680 Now you know why I don't like asking for directions. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
681 Ever wonder why the rest of the band isn't following? 1.3016 0.05436 126 98 18 10
682 I don't know, I just like parades! You? 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
683 But she looked like she knew where she was going 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
684 Are you sure this is Burning Man? 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
685 YOU tell her the election is over! 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
686 I see London..... 1.3016 0.05436 126 98 18 10
687 You conjure your mirage, I'll conjure mine. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
688 Yeah, you're right! She's not wearing underwear. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
689 I can't believe we're going to be great again! 1.3016 0.05436 126 98 18 10
690 Did she say mirage or ménage? 1.3016 0.05436 126 98 18 10
691 I'd do almost anything for my boot fetish. 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
692 I gotta admit it, I still love a parade! 1.3016 0.05665 126 100 14 12
693 This Trump University Marching Band is NASTY! 1.3016 0.05665 126 100 14 12
694 If it is a mirage, why am I hearing trombones? 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
695 I wonder if this is a death march 1.3016 0.05436 126 98 18 10
696 Marching band tryouts are rough this year. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
697 She says she is going to make America great again. 1.3016 0.05436 126 98 18 10
698 So WHEN is it gonna rain on her parade already? 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
699 OK, I got it, I got it---" The Baton Death March." 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
700 I'm beginning to think that the parade's past us by. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
701 When you get to your stop, you've got to alert the conductor. 1.2975 0.05585 121 95 16 10
702 Will you stop humming that damn march already! 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
703 So what other horoscope advice have you followed in the past? 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
704 "You’re out of step; it’s left- right, left- right". 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
705 They are adding a string section tomorrow. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
706 I'm beginning to think we've been conned. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
707 I've always been a sucker for parades. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
708 This has a baton death march feel to it. 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
709 Twenty bucks says that's Robert Preston in drag . 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
710 What have we got to lose? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
711 I only come out here for the mirages. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
712 Ya know, I'm not sure where she appeared from but she promised manufacturing jobs so I'm feeling pretty optimistic about where we're headed! 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
713 I told you we should have followed the clown with the dancing dog 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
714 I think women are natural leaders. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
715 The trombones were the first to go. There were just too many. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
716 If we both see her? Then we're dead. Or on HBO. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
717 I thought the team was playing at home. 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
718 Finally a parade route that doesn't block traffic. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
719 That fabric must really breathe... 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
720 Imagine what we'd do for a cheerleader. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
721 We should follow her on Twitter. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
722 It is amazing how far a good pair of legs can take a guy. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
723 I lost all confidence in her when the trombones died. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
724 I'd follow her anywhere. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
725 I get the feeling she's leading us to a major disappointment. 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
726 Nice that we get to go before the horses this year. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
727 Are you seeing this too? 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
728 There was just something about her brash confidence that inspired me to follow. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
729 I've always been a follower, what's your excuse? 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
730 I'm beginning to think she's never even heard of Macy's. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
731 I was dreaming about the Bataan Death March, but apparently my REM state includes autocorrect. 1.2946 0.06035 112 90 11 11
732 Tell me again why you have to crawl before you can walk. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
733 I feel like a character in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
734 You can have the sex if I can have the water. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
735 It would be nice if we had a drummer, 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
736 I wonder if Moses' people had it this good. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
737 Is this your dream or mine? 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
738 I didn't even know you could get kicked out of Las Vegas. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
739 Call me sexist, but I say this mirage is a keeper. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
740 We should have "unfollowed" before our phones died. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
741 Her Tinder said she likes long walks... 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
742 So she gets into this costume and says to me, 'Come on, honey. I'll take you down a road not-travelled by. Bring a friend.' Any more questions? 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
743 No kidding, this is my first parade too! 1.2927 0.05504 123 97 16 10
744 I'm still with Her! 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
745 If I didn't know better, I'd think we weren't anywhere near Macy's. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
746 My question about a coherent theory of collective delusion is, 'Are we there yet?' 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
747 I swear to God, Larry… The second she drops that baton I am making a run for it 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
748 If I survive, I will curse Sousa the rest of my life! 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
749 Our dry humor keeps her going. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
750 "Imagine that. Just yesterday we were in the rear of the parade". 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
751 She obviously doesn't know where she is going, but you have to admire her enthusiasm! 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
752 Who doesn't love a parade ? 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
753 See what trouble chasing skirts has gotten us into. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
754 So where's the rain on this parade? 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
755 When should we tell her she lost the band? 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
756 Yeah, it might be a mirage, but try to keep in step anyway. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
757 Well, I guess it never rained on HER parade... 1.2927 0.05624 123 98 14 11
758 I'm beginning to feel the bern... 1.2927 0.05504 123 97 16 10
759 What do you mean YOU saw her first? 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
760 Did he say Baton, or Bataan? 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
761 You gotta better idea? 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
762 Is it just me, or is this 'extreme parade experience' starting to lose its shine? 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
763 No, this was your idea. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
764 I think we can go home now. If she hasn't dropped it yet she probably won't. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
765 Halftime seems to be going on forever. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
766 Forty years we've been out here, when do we reach the promised band? 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
767 'think she knows she has a run in her pantyhose? 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
768 Looks like we're down 74 trombones. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
769 It's certainly a nice change from the oasis mirage. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
770 We should hav traveled to the beat of a different drum major. 1.2927 0.05504 123 97 16 10
771 Your girlfriend is so upbeat. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
772 I don't know about you, but I expected more big balloons and floats... 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
773 Did we sign-up for the Baton Death March? 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
774 I'm feeling great again. Aren't you feeling great again? 1.2927 0.05504 123 97 16 10
775 All I said was "With legs like those, I'd follow you anywhere!" What's YOUR excuse? 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
776 So this is what following her to the end of the earth is. 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
777 I do like a parade. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
778 Next time I'll pick the mirage. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
779 How's the new leadership working for you? 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
780 I’m starting to think she doesn’t want to go to homecoming with either of us. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
781 I said I would follow her to the ends of the earth. You, too? 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
782 I'm headed for Pasadena. You? 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
783 After us come the floats. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
784 I don't think we will make it by halftime. 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
785 Wow, mirages sure have come a long way! 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
786 Your other left. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
787 I think we're almost at Burning Man. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
788 I love a woman in a uniform. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
789 Are you sure she knows the way to San Jose? 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
790 At what point are we NOT with her? 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
791 If this is halftime, we're goners. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
792 You know, of course, this is pretty much how we wound up voting for Trump, don't you? 1.2869 0.05519 122 97 15 10
793 And to think an hour ago we were at a spa sipping Mojitos; she's good--she's very good. 1.2869 0.04580 122 90 29 3
794 We should have stayed on the bus with the band! 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
795 Appears that Hillary's following thinned out after the election 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
796 These pep rally tryouts are more gruelling than I expected 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
797 Love the new GPS! 1.2869 0.05519 122 97 15 10
798 Worst threesome ever. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
799 Well, at least its not raining! 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
800 Seems a bit intense for a dress rehersal 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
801 I think these half time shows are way too long 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
802 I think I left the stove on. 1.2869 0.05519 122 97 15 10
803 Your wife's a real trooper. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
804 At least we won't be starved for entertainment. 1.2869 0.04580 122 90 29 3
805 I'd have preferred a marsh. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
806 Well if she's a mirage how do you explain the marching band? 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
807 How far away is Macy's. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
808 You know how I usually tell you not to rain on my parade? 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
809 I guess I've always been a follower. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
810 You say Baton, I say Bataan .... let's call the whole thing off! 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
811 Neither did they believe in Moses , when he walked out on Egypt... 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
812 I haven't heard a drum since Tuesday. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
813 I'll say it again. A musical half-time salute to "Ishtar" is a bad idea. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
814 I think she’s lost 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
815 Does it seem like the Thanksgiving Day Parade gets longer each year? 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
816 Can't wait until we're great again 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
817 I see you're having the same weird dream I am. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
818 What happened to the different drummer 1.2869 0.04580 122 90 29 3
819 I take it back. This parade could use some rain, after all. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
820 Funny you should ask...I do still love a parade. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
821 What if it turns out she is just a cactus? 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
822 It's gotta be a metaphor for something or other. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
823 We thought we had trouble back in River City. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
824 When the hell is she gonna pass the baton? 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
825 First the rats, then the children, now us 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
826 This was President Trump's plan B for patrolling the Mexican border. 1.2857 0.05504 126 101 14 11
827 I love halftime! 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
828 It's still better than the election. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
829 Is this your mirage or my mirage? 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
830 Please...rain on our parade. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
831 I think we took a wrong turn back at the fifty. 1.2833 0.05574 120 96 14 10
832 You have to get passed her. 1.2823 0.05439 124 99 15 10
833 Let's try to think of it as a resume builder. 1.2823 0.05558 124 100 13 11
834 The "Baton" Death March 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
835 I'm beginning to think that she is a miragerette. 1.2810 0.05656 121 98 12 11
836 I think we made a wrong turn after the Snoopy float. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
837 I don't care if she's a mirage -- I'm joining the band. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
838 When the band stops playing, then worry. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
839 I don't know what I want more, water or a slide trombone. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
840 I'd like to rain on her parade. 1.2810 0.05533 121 97 14 10
841 Last year's parade was bigger, wasn't it? 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
842 She still thinks Hillary is going to win. 1.2810 0.05533 121 97 14 10
843 She got us into this, and she can get us out. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
844 I believed her when she said it always rained on her parade. Now what? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
845 How many times now?? It's LEFT RIGHT LEFT Stan -- how is that so difficult? 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
846 Beware of the Ida of march. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
847 Well, you just have to trust your leaders... 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
848 Sure it feels like a campaign promise, but imagine if it pays off. 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
849 I love the way she splashes through the mirages. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
850 This is the best mirage we have had yet. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
851 I'm sure it'll be great again any minute. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
852 Remember, she can't make us drink. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
853 I like to see a woman exhibiting leadership qualities. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
854 This is the worst half-time hallucination ever. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
855 I told you that America would become great again! 1.2810 0.05894 121 100 8 13
856 I'm still with Her! 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
857 I think you're offbeat. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
858 Why you say? I'll tell you why, because I've always been a leg man. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
859 I didn't think the hazing for cheerleader would be so difficult. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
860 It's not my fault. I thought she said we were going for desert. 1.2810 0.05533 121 97 14 10
861 There has to be a football game around here somewhere! 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
862 The only thing that keeps me going is the view from down here. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
863 It was better with the band . . . 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
864 This halftime show has taken several strange turns. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
865 Oh yeah, I'm still with her. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
866 "Orchestra," I said. "No, the marching band's better exercise," you said. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
867 Is it just me or is this mirage hot? 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
868 I'm here because she promises to create jobs. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
869 I've got rhythm! 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
870 Keep up the pace, you're making us look bad! 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
871 I think this is the stage they call march madness. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
872 Her workout sessions really make you feel the burn. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
873 I don't think her stamina was the issue. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
874 The Macy's parade really doesn't work in other places. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
875 Does your mirage have epaulettes too? 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
876 I'm not sure her enthusiasm makes up for her lack of topographical expertise. 1.2773 0.05459 119 95 15 9
877 Can't you keep in step? 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
878 Is it me, or is halftime taking longer than usual? 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
879 You have to admit, it's a catchy tune. 1.2773 0.05588 119 96 13 10
880 I hear she's one of the top picks for Secretary of Transportation. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
881 Mirage or not, If she drops the baton she'll have to bend over to pick it up. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
882 Well, I guess what happened didn't actually stay in Vegas.... 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
883 Ask her if she takes requests. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
884 I thought there would be more spectators. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
885 Whaddya bet the glockenspiels and tubas are yukking it up over tequilas right now back in Albuquerque. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
886 How can this be a mirage? Look at those boots! 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
887 What happened to the other 74 guys and our trombones? 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
888 She might have a lousy sense of direction, but just look at those thighs! 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
889 Look on the bright side, traffic was much worse during his first inaugural parade. 1.2773 0.05588 119 96 13 10
890 I love the silence of this place. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
891 What, you couldn't have imagined a drinking fountain? 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
892 You realize the parade ended about 1,000 miles ago right? 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
893 Tell me again why we signed up for Band Boot Camp. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
894 Dibs on the hat. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
895 Sure glad we ditched the tubas! 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
896 But I don't hear any drums. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
897 I'll trade you 76 trombones for one glass of water. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
898 Okay, one more mile. But that's it. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
899 I'm telling you, this isn't the yellow brick road. 1.2773 0.05588 119 96 13 10
900 You have really weird hallucinations. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
901 You were right: This is easier without the sousaphones. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
902 Do you even remember what parade this is? 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
903 The world is full of unlikely leaders. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
904 What do you mean, out of step? 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
905 These triathlons are getting out of hand. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
906 I'm not that thirsty. I just love a parade. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
907 I figure where there's halftime, there should be beverages. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
908 No, you tell her the last of the marching band died off five miles back. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
909 I used to love a parade! 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
910 I like her confidence. 1.2773 0.04453 119 88 29 2
911 You're right. They always look sexier from a distance. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
912 How drunk were we when we promised to follow her to the ends of the earth? 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
913 Mirage or fake news? 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
914 I"m not one to complain, but wasn't last years parade shorter? 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
915 How much longer until we admit global warming is real? 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
916 I'm beginning to think she's a mirage. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
917 See, all we needed was a little distraction. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
918 She'll ask for directions. 1.2712 0.05602 118 96 12 10
919 Hey, get your own mirage mister. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
920 I just wish she'd change the tempo. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
921 Well, at least the view is nice. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
922 We should get there by halftime. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
923 I'm afraid the parade has passed us by. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
924 Now I wish we'd gone a head and jumped on the bandwagon! 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
925 See what happens when you ask for directions? 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
926 Rain on her parade...rain on her parade, enough already! 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
927 I miss the old days when my travel agent planned my vacations. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
928 The view from here isn't all that bad. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
929 You'll be the flute for a while, and I'll be the drum 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
930 I stopped hearing it a long time ago too. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
931 Hear that Roy? We're going to the Inauguration! 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
932 It's times like this I really wish I wasn't a 'legs' man.. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
933 I'm beginning to feel like a third wheel here. You go on without me. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
934 Think how screwed we'd be, if Global Warming was REAL! 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
935 I voted for Trump. What are you being punished for? 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
936 It's time we crawl to the beat of our own drum 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
937 What happened in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right? 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
938 Is she taking the long way? 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
939 When do you think she’ll realize that everyone else is dead? 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
940 Cross off 'Marching Band' on my bucket list. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
941 Are we not entertained? 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
942 And how is marching to a different drummer working out for you? 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
943 Nice boots. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
944 I think we got trouble right here in Desert City. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
945 I knew climate change would impact the Rose Parade, but this is ridiculous. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
946 We lost the other 74 trombones miles ago... 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
947 My buddy told me all the best action in Vegas is off The Strip. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
948 Thoreau's different drummer led him to a pond. 1.2712 0.05471 118 95 14 9
949 When's halftime over? 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
950 Who doesn't love a parade ? 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
951 Maybe she's taking this "Road Less Traveled" thing too far? 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
952 Ever think – maybe we should've let the parade pass us by? 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
953 The Scots don't either, under THEIR kilts. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
954 They are nice boots but that's not the point. 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
955 I'm starting to believe that ISN'T a divining rod. 1.2689 0.05429 119 96 14 9
956 Don't let their welcoming committee fool you--it's a dry county. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
957 Could be worse. She could be wearing boxers. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
958 I'm starting to think we should have stayed with the rest of the band. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
959 This is way better than the spin class mirage! 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
960 Man, these tryouts for The Music Man are getting tougher and tougher. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
961 At least we're ahead of the trombones. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
962 How much farther before we decide we've been duped? 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
963 She may be a mirage, but she’s a damn good mirage. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
964 She said the football game is just around the next dune. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
965 I just love a parade....even if it's a mirage. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
966 I love a strong leader. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
967 I could use a little less pageantry, a little more water. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
968 All my life I just wanted to be in a cartoon. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
969 Maybe someone will rain on her parade. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
970 Don't tell me. You love a parade too? 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
971 Do you think she knows we're desperate? 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
972 It's only halftime 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
973 I'm beginning to think that's not a divining rod. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
974 It's good to be great again. 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
975 Her enthusiasm is really catching. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
976 I don't want water as much as I want her to stop humming that same dang tune. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
977 Maybe we should sing a faster song. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
978 I know they said these were off-Broadway prices but this is ridiculous! 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
979 I'm all for school spirit, but this is ridiculous. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
980 Good call on the choice of mirage 1.2672 0.05525 116 94 13 9
981 I am beginning to suspect she might be marching to a different drummer. 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
982 Maybe we should think about marching to the beat of our own drummer. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
983 You sure she said Rosebowl? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
984 Now this is the way to die! 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
985 "i'm with her" hasn't been working out so well. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
986 I'm starting to hate John Phillip Sousa. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
987 "We're going to perform at the Mirage Bowl". 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
988 I thought it was your mirage. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
989 This is a really lousy band camp! 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
990 You and your no frills travel guide. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
991 I guess we are both skirt chasers. 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
992 Sing "I love a parade" one more time and you're toast! 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
993 I just don't have the heart to tell her the parade ended two hours ago. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
994 I like these new motivational mirages. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
995 Wait til she notices we dropped our tubas a couple of miles back. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
996 See what I mean? Without leadership, I'd have gone around the left side of those rocks. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
997 Man, this is a long half-time. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
998 We only have to do this for four years. I hope. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
999 I had no choice but to ditch my tuba. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1000 Wait a minute, did she ever say specifically how she plans to march America great again? 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1001 So what was it that made you take up the trombone? 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1002 I'd follow a woman in boots anywhere! 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1003 I don't think she knows where she's going. She just likes to lead. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1004 It's not stalking if we believe we're in a parade. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1005 Other than that stretch where we spelled 'Ohio' I'd say we've made real good time. 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1006 She sure knows how to boost morale. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1007 At what point did we go from marching to crawling? 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1008 Did you mail in your absentee ballot? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1009 We're duned. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1010 At least now we aren't the only ones who deeply regret having blindly followed the loudest person around. 1.2672 0.05525 116 94 13 9
1011 You meant it - her legs are to die for. 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1012 And if she could march in a straight line she'd be perfect. 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1013 I can't help it, I'm a natural born follower. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1014 I've always admired women in uniform. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1015 Please tell me again just why we're following her. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1016 I thought YOU were watching the street signs. 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1017 Since it was only a 2-credit course, I figured, 'how tough could it be'? 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1018 With this new app it may take longer but I never sit in traffic. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1019 It's not too late to turn back, is it? 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1020 Every once in a while she drops it. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1021 For an extra forty dollars she came with my GPS. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1022 Which bathroom are you going to use? 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1023 I hope she's leading us to water and not salted peanuts. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1024 Mirage or no mirage; she's a tall drink of water. That's good enough for me. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1025 I know she's just a mirage, but she keeps impeccable timing. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1026 I crawl to the beat of a different drum. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1027 March to a different beat, they said--it will be fun, they said... 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1028 Everybody loves a parade. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1029 I don't know where she gets her optimism. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1030 Im enjoying this mirage a lot more than the one of the swamp. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1031 Nice ass 1.2672 0.05525 116 94 13 9
1032 If the next song isn't Handel's Water Music, I'm giving up. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1033 Maybe she is a mirage, but it sure takes your mind off being thirsty. 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1034 But would you also swim the deepest ocean for her? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1035 Is that all you can think of. You lost your clarinet, 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1036 Better rain on my parade! 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1037 I'm a follower. You? 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1038 Up for a drink after band? 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1039 She's good, but this music is fantastic. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1040 I don't care how much tickets cost. Next time, I'm jumping on the band wagon. 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1041 Best company retreat ever. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1042 Somebody tell the consultant that the rest of us think these company retreats suck. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1043 I can't wait for the half-time show. 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1044 Who won the game? 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1045 I must admit I was a little suspicious when she wanted us to join her for a drink 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1046 I can't hear the drums anymore, can you ? 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1047 It's the end of the road for this ol' skirt chaser. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1048 I like the take-charge type, too. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1049 I told you orchestra was better than marching band. 1.2672 0.05659 116 95 11 10
1050 Do we still end up at 34th street? 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1051 She's a lot more attractive than our last GPS system. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1052 At least we got to drop our drums in Tucson. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1053 This mirage has much better legs than your typical distant pool of water. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1054 Who else are we gonna follow? 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1055 I've always been a sucker for parades. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1056 Next stop, River City! 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1057 She was very fairly elected to be our drum major, now just give her a chance. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1058 I almost lost her at the last stoplight. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1059 This once I hope it does rain on your parade. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1060 Tell me honestly, Leon, do you think it is remotely possible that we should be marching to a different drummer? 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1061 I don't have the heart to tell her we haven't been marching for at least 20 miles. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1062 You know, so much of life comes down to finding the right cadence... 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1063 This isn't how I pictured the final round of interviews to play out. 1.2609 0.05536 115 94 12 9
1064 We should have marched to the beat of our own drummer. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1065 No more discount guided tours for me. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1066 She's making the desert great again. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1067 So this is what goes on at band camp! 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1068 Oh yeah, it's real. The hips don't lie. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1069 I bet she doesn't realize how ridiculous she looks. 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1070 Don't worry, Pasadena is just over the next ridge. 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1071 I'm not so sure that's a dowsing rod. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1072 Mirage? Ok, so what! 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1073 Think we might arrive by game-time? 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1074 It's worth it on the off-chance she's not a mirage. 1.2609 0.04468 115 87 26 2
1075 You were right. It's not a divining rod. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1076 Nice tall drink of water! 1.2609 0.05536 115 94 12 9
1077 When is she going to pass the baton? 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1078 Didn't she say she was going to Burning Man? 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1079 Still, quite a death march. 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1080 I just love a parade. 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1081 Just you remember, she'll make Arizona great again. 1.2609 0.05672 115 95 10 10
1082 Now do you understand why dad left her? 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1083 Any chance this figment of your imagination could march a little slower? 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1084 It's not as much fun as when I was a kid, somehow. 1.2609 0.04468 115 87 26 2
1085 This had better be a frickin' great oasis. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1086 I was in the trombone section. 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1087 Thank God, she didn't make us bring the tubas. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1088 ...sure wish it would rain on my parade. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1089 I don't know about you, but dying of thirst, exposure and starvation doesn't seem so bad when you have a little pep in your step. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1090 I'm tired of crawling in cadence. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1091 Yes, yes I know, we'll just follow the gps next time. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1092 That was a tricky set of turns 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1093 Truth is, I don't love a parade. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1094 Even my delusion is delusional. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1095 I know it's a mirage, but what the hell. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1096 I don't think this is going to end well! 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1097 I'm still hoping it'll rain on our parade... 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1098 I was a Senator. You? 1.2609 0.05672 115 95 10 10
1099 At least she's not making us spell out Ohio. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1100 I feel really good about this decision. 1.2609 0.05672 115 95 10 10
1101 I hate to rain on your parade but what drum majorette? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1102 I know she's not real, but the heels are a nice touch 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1103 These Half-Time Shows keep getting longer and longer. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1104 I know, next time we use the GPS 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1105 I'm hoping she's headed for River City. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1106 I can't wait for halftime to end. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1107 Are we sure it's a divining rod? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1108 This has been an unusually warm march. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1109 This ain't nothing yet. Wait 'til you see the wall! 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1110 So when did you join Crossfit? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1111 Come on, sing it with me! 'On Wisconsin, on Wisconsin!' 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1112 Frankly, I'd rather be water-boarded. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1113 "Uh Oh, it looks like it might rain on our parade. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1114 I played the clarinet. You? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1115 I love a parade. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1116 I think we're victims of March Madness. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1117 Band Camp must be tougher than we thought. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1118 Seriously Bro, I think she's over you. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1119 Did you notice the tuba player dropped out a while back? 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1120 I don't know about you, but I've always had a thing for a woman in uniform. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1121 The good news is we've made it to halftime. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1122 I wish she was waving a divining rod instead of a baton. 1.2566 0.04494 113 86 25 2
1123 I didn't know band camp would be like this. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1124 I believe we're out of step. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1125 And you were afraid we wouldn't make the team! 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1126 Keep going. It's only halftime. 1.2566 0.04494 113 86 25 2
1127 ya know, I still have that song stuck in my head. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1128 I don't care if she's childish and has never served in a marching band. I just want change. 1.2566 0.05591 113 93 11 9
1129 'Ya know - I'm starting to get the feeling like maybe they don't want us in the band?' 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1130 Are you sure she said this was the road less traveled? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1131 At the next rock, I'll distract her and you grab the baton...but I get the hat. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1132 What's a Fitbit? 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1133 I have no idea where we're headed, but it's great to see the leadership vacuum filled. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1134 Her last gig was at the Mirage in Vegas. 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1135 Does she even know we got a crush on her? 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1136 I'm about to give up on this concept of marching to the beat of a different drummer. 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1137 Best mirage I ever saw 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1138 It's the best mirage so far! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1139 What's the odds on it being a divining rod? 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1140 You ate the last brownie at half-time. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1141 I just love a parade. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1142 I don't care if it's only a mirage. At least we're getting somewhere. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1143 Well, at least his deportation officers are good looking. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1144 This isn't quite the midnight at the oasis I expected! 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1145 Guess who she voted for? 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1146 We should've listened to the camel. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1147 She’s my kind of gal. She refuses to stop and ask for directions. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1148 Do you think we'll miss the second half? 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1149 I don't mind saying that there's a little part of me that wishes she would have stopped at the waterhole around six miles back. 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1150 Should we tell her we should have turned left at the gas station? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1151 I TOLD you this POKEMON GO thing IS A DISASTER! Happy now? 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1152 I hate these Mojave State halftime shows. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1153 These footprints seem freshly made, we can't be far behind her now! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1154 You're right, your mirage is better than mine. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1155 She's great! We already covered 5 miles since she joined us! 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1156 "Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere", I told her. You, too? 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1157 If it's a mirage, then how come we can hear the music? 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1158 I replaced her baton with a rainstick. Just watch. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1159 Naturally, the Arizona State game is on the road 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1160 Remember, we could be with the clown in the Himalayas 1.2500 0.05455 112 92 12 8
1161 How can she walk in those heels? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1162 I'm telling you, it's bound to rain on her parade eventually. 1.2500 0.05601 112 93 10 9
1163 I said, 'Dessert.' 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1164 We waited too long -- it'll be awkward if we tell her what happened to the rest of the band now. 1.2500 0.05601 112 93 10 9
1165 Who told you that you could find water with a stick? 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1166 Wait, that doesn't look like a divining rod to me! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1167 To think--a couple weeks ago, I was holding down that BIG Snoopy balloon. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1168 What makes you think a majorette can lead us to the promised land? 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1169 I beg to differ, but it's left. . . right. . .left. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1170 The Parade is not well attended this year 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1171 I don't care what the song says, next time I'm letting the parade pass by. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1172 Is peeking under her skirt worth it? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1173 When do we break it to her that I dropped my tuba and you dropped your trombone 27 miles ago? 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1174 She promised to take me to Las Vegas--and you? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1175 Something seems...wrong, you know? 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1176 Yep, you're dying. 1.2455 0.04320 110 84 25 1
1177 Takes your mind off of the election. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1178 Who told you that it would rain on her parade? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1179 It was either her now or Godot whenever.... 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1180 I'm sure glad we made America great again. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1181 If we're lucky, it's a divining rod. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1182 I hid my tuba behind that last rock. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1183 You have to admire her perseverance. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1184 She can lead us to water but she can't make us drink. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1185 I told her if She went Commando, I'd follow Her anywhere! 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1186 Either way we're deserters 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1187 This is more fun than I thought it would be. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1188 Enough already with the 'Oom Pah Pah'. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1189 I know its just a mirage, but please don't tell my wife? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1190 Oh, shut up! Baton death march, indeed! 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1191 We're just about out of mirages. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1192 On the bright side, she's less annoying than a tiger on a boat. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1193 I'm starting to think our majorette is more like a mirage-ette. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1194 When we passed the oasis she just came darting out of the palm trees. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1195 Maybe we shouldn't have held the straight pride parade on inauguration day. 1.2455 0.05945 110 94 5 11
1196 Why do I have to crawl on my hands and knees to have my caption picked? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1197 She marches to the beat of a different, drier, drummer 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1198 I'm not paying extra for this Gary. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1199 Can we try downtempo for a mile or two? 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1200 Think she could drum up a cold one? 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1201 That baton better have a GPS in it! 1.2385 0.04101 109 83 26 0
1202 What’s a pheromone? 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1203 Don't you just love a parade? 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1204 It's the boots. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1205 You know, majorettes originated in the Rhineland, where young women performing at carnivals were called "Tanzmariechen" or Dance Mary's. Really interesting, huh? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1206 Hey, you’re a survivor! When this parade started we were waay at the back. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1207 Let's split after halftime. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1208 As mirages go, I prefer mine more classical. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1209 Epaulettes are so Seventies. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1210 How do we explain this to our wives? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1211 Hallucination!? Whatever, I'm motivated. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1212 This is the one time i really wish it would rain on our Parade! 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1213 I don't have the heart to tell her that we lost our last piccolo player two mirages ago. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1214 It's her boots ... they are really made for walking. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1215 I don't care if she is a mirage, this beats just lying around waiting for the inevitable.... 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
1216 OK, then ask your hallucination to slow down the pace. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1217 Does she realize halftime was 5 days ago? 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1218 I'm a sucker for "76 Trombones" 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1219 Get rid of the tubas you said. We won't need them out here you said. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1220 This really wasn't what I had in mind when she said she'd lead us to the nearest watering hole. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1221 Oh, yeah? Are the footprints a mirage, too? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1222 Well, this parade has gone to hell. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1223 Do YOU see a Macy's out here? 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1224 This dry run isn't working. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1225 "I can't say enough for this vantage point.' 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1226 When's halftime over? 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
1227 I hear we are getting the band back together 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1228 It's worth it if we get season tickets. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1229 Much better than the lemonade stand hallucination. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1230 Come on. It's better than the island last week. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1231 Now I can't get "76 Trombones" out of my head. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1232 I'm seeing a downside to the Raiders move to Las Vegas 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1233 Sorry. When I said: "Don't rain on my parade, I really didn't mean it.' 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
1234 Choosing a grand marshal with no prior parade experience seemed like such a great idea. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1235 I'm having some major hallucinations. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1236 Everyone's demise should be preceded by a peppy Souza march. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1237 So where are these 76 trombones? 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1238 I thought she'd pass the baton by now. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1239 Saying to the ends of the earth was a bit brash. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1240 I think we've shown enough spirit! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1241 Music Man meets Ishtar is NOT a great concept. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1242 It could be worse - we could be in the tuba section. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1243 Nice mirage, I guess, but my vote's still for an oasis. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1244 She's a female leader I felt I could really get behind. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1245 I didn't want to say anything but I think she lost the beat back there where the buzzards ate the last of the percussion section. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1246 I cant get the Notre Dame fight song out of my head. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1247 Your wife sure is a good sport about this! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1248 I'm beginning to think we should have followed that guy playing the water glasses. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1249 They say it's all about 'the journey'. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1250 She had beans last night. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1251 A fork in which road? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1252 I'm pretty sure we'll make it by half-time. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1253 After 3 days the mirages get better. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1254 If she weren't a mirage, she'd be marching in a straight line wouldn't she? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1255 That mirage has great legs 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1256 Told you there'd be a Macy's around here some place. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1257 I'm starting to think this isn't the Trump victory parade? 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1258 I don't know ... but I sure hope it's a football game! 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1259 I wonder if all of this groveling will get us anywhere. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1260 We are followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosos, the cream of every famous band. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1261 I know, I know, but it's just such a catchy beat! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1262 I guess we're all that's left of the band. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1263 Can we go back to the Kate Upton mirage? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1264 Let's make a deal. I'll stop humming Stars and Stripes Forever if you'll quit imitating a boombox. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1265 She's a lot better looking than that stupid bunny with the battery. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1266 We just passed Boulder. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1267 It's so much easier crawling in rhythm. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1268 Next time I'm flying. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1269 ...of course the sousaphone player was the first to go. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1270 Ok, you do the drums and I'll do the horns. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1271 I suspect that we Americans may be fools. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1272 I'm starting to rethink this whole emigrate to Canada thing. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1273 She does know how thirsty we are, right ? 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1274 I thought the plain was supposed to be fruited. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1275 We're getting closer—I smell hotdogs. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1276 They're probably just stuck at a red light. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1277 This peyote you found has confusing metaphors 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1278 Pretty good as mirages go. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1279 Trust me. Any parade I'm a part of is guaranteed to rain. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1280 How many more miles to burning man again? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1281 No, I don't love a parade. Do you love a parade? 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1282 Maybe joining the Amelia Earhart Marching Band wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1283 He's got to be real. Mirages don't cross-dress. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1284 No, you've got to lead with your right hand on the downbeat 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1285 Who knew we'd be finalists in the AMAZING RACE! 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1286 You are either out of step or you are crawling to the beat of a different drummer. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1287 We can't ask her anything. She's got the talking stick. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1288 I was sure she'd lead us right to Macy's. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1289 Where are the 76 trombones she promised? 1.2385 0.05514 109 91 10 8
1290 I guess following her blindly into oblivion wasn't such a great idea. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1291 Ends of the earth? Wasn't that where we started? 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1292 this mirage is even better than the palm trees! 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1293 I'm beginning to regret signing up for the Marching Band. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1294 Hear me out: There's no Dorothy, no Toto, no yellow bricks... I think we're in the wrong gig. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1295 What kind of a band camp is this, Jerry? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1296 Aren't you glad that Outward Bound has added some frills? 1.2385 0.05514 109 91 10 8
1297 Hey... She avoided those rocks didn't she? 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1298 You said you love a parade. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1299 March! March!March! Just one time I'd like to see her throw that damn thing in the air and catch it. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1300 So when we get to the stadium, I'll find some seats while you go to the concession stand and get two Buds and some hotdogs with relish and mustard. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1301 You can stop saying, "hup, two, three, four." 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1302 I still think something good might come out of this. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1303 We are never going to make it back for 3rd quarter. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1304 Never expected band boot camp to be so tough! 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1305 Didn't she just miss a beat? 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1306 By God, she is wearing yellow panties! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1307 "Did we miss the concession stand?" 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1308 Just keep putting one hand in front of the other... 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1309 Leading us to water, I knew that was a trumped-up story. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1310 I don't care if it IS a mirage. I'm going. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1311 I guess you never forget the skills you learn in band camp. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1312 God, how I miss those porpoises. 1.2336 0.05568 107 90 9 8
1313 It's not working. I still remember November 8th. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1314 When does the greatness begin? 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1315 Just how cheap were these seats? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1316 Should we tell her we lost our instruments about two miles back? 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1317 Boy, you weren't kidding when you said she marches to the beat of her own drummer! 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1318 This is the last time I'm letting you plan our vacation. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1319 Who needs an oasis? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1320 I think we might reconsider slavishly following the leader. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1321 "Be unique", you said. "March to the beat of your own drummer", you said! 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1322 The good news...she doesn't know we are here. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1323 "'Ya gotta admit, she has a nice butt". 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1324 Story of my life... 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1325 Location, location, location 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1326 Are we free of the establishment yet? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1327 It must be halftime. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1328 I always wanted to be in a mirage band. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1329 At least I'll die happy. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1330 OK, so we definitely overshot Herald Square. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1331 We should have quit marching when we stopped hearing the tuba. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
1332 According to media reports she's leading a large band. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1333 I don't hear it either. Do you think the auditory hallucinations have been delayed? 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1334 I think the band went the other way. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1335 This parade route gets longer but there are fewer and fewer floats. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1336 At least there's no traffic. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1337 Damn, I just love a parade! 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1338 Forget water, I want a Cabinet post. 1.2336 0.05568 107 90 9 8
1339 The whistling is the worst part. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1340 Is it time we changed the mirage? 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1341 Everyone hates these long Super Bowl halftime shows 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1342 Remember when no one went to Brooklyn? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1343 Let's never bet on an election again... 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1344 If she's a mirage how come she knows every Sousa march? 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1345 This is the last time we sign up for a reality TV show. 1.2336 0.05568 107 90 9 8
1346 This beat is killing me. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1347 If you tell me to follow the leader one more time I'm gonna hit both of you over the head with that baton. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1348 I didn't vote for her, but she is a highly effective leader. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1349 She's taking us to Hilary's victory party - she won the popular vote. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1350 Somewhere, we lost our 76 trombones. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1351 Talk about hallucinations. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1352 Well that's one way to keep our spirits up. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1353 I wasn't planning on a recount either. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1354 She said her father was a big shot in the town of Hamelin. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1355 It's not a mirage, my wife always takes the lead. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1356 I'd hate to walk 1000 miles in her shoes. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1357 If we start seeing 76 trombones we're in real trouble! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1358 Marches have gotten much more interesting since the Foreign Legion started accepting women. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1359 What makes you think it's a mirage? 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
1360 I didn't expect such a welcoming homecoming. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1361 We're crawling in love. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1362 I hate Sousa! 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1363 I'm definitely going to complain to the cruise line about this excursion! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1364 As mirages go, it's pretty unique. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1365 We'll be fine until we get to his wall. 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
1366 I finally know what it means to be led astray 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1367 Told you it wasn't a mirage. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1368 I'm not sure being Secretary of State is worth this. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1369 Looks like we are the last of the saints. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1370 She is going to have to use the rest room eventually. We find the men's room next to it and drink water from the toilet and we survive! 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1371 Maybe we should stop making trumpet noises with our mouths. 1.2266 0.04862 128 107 13 8
1372 "The band can't be far behind". 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1373 You're right. I do hear the drums. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1374 This parade could use some rain. 1.2264 0.05573 106 90 8 8
1375 Think of it this way- the parade started with 76 trombones. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1376 River City seems to have dried up and blown away 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1377 At first I thought it was a mirage, too. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1378 Is it ME, or she hard to follow? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1379 She’s my mirage. You dream up the band. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1380 Should we tell her we lost the elephant 12 miles ago? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1381 The Trump victory celebration is still going in full force! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1382 I miss the tubas. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1383 All these miles and we still haven't got the rhythm! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1384 Is this gag going somewhere? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1385 Perhaps Hillary was more qualified after all. 1.2264 0.05409 106 89 10 7
1386 Crawl to the beat or she'll make us start over. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1387 It rarely pays to follow the other guy's dream. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1388 I'm quite convinced this isn't the tail end of Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1389 Just think, a few more weeks of band camp and we'll be in the best shape of our lives. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1390 Trust me, she's real. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1391 You do realize we could have just followed him on Facebook, right? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1392 Before this, she ran Trump's campaign. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1393 Can't you keep in step? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1394 It made so much sense four years ago. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1395 At least it's not raining on our parade. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1396 I forget. Is she our carrot or our stick? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1397 What men will do for for a a good-looking pair of legs! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1398 Well, you must admit she has a certain "je ne sais quoi"! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1399 Are you sure that's a divining rod she's carrying 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1400 Nice miraging there, Lou. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1401 She's leading us to the source of accurate news. 1.2264 0.05409 106 89 10 7
1402 It was a great idea to dump the sousaphones. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1403 I heard if you crawl, you get twice the step counts. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1404 At some point she's gotta pass the baton! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1405 Macy's Day is a real disappointment this year, huh. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1406 Mirage?. I thought I was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1407 I'd prefer marching to my own drummer. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1408 Gosh, I love a parade. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1409 If she can't find Professor Harold Hill for us, no one can. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1410 Did you vote for trump too? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1411 We shouldn't have chosen "Stairway to Heaven." 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1412 I take her seriously, but not literally. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1413 So we clapped at Hamilton.Was that so bad?" 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1414 Water would be better, but the rhythm is nice. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1415 She certainly has brightened up this death march, don't you think? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1416 Aren't you glad I got us bumped up to first class? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1417 The vote was on Brexit, wasn't it? 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1418 I still say we made a bad turn at Albuquerque . 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1419 I'm hoping someone will rain on his parade. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1420 So, what's your fetish? 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1421 Plus, we don't have to lug an instrument around. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1422 My god I love parades! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1423 We're finally second row! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1424 I'll follow a woman in a uniform anywhere. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
1425 I told you I would follow her anywhere. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1426 I'm with her! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1427 He said she didn't have the stamina to lead. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1428 I know it's a death march, but aren't you curious if she drops the baton at the end? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1429 I just assumed the flashy costume and air of confidence meant we were going somewhere good? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1430 To be honest, I'd have preferred a Busby Berkeley hallucination. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1431 Have any gum? 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1432 They were right. It IS a long, long way to Tipperary. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1433 She won't be happy till our arms are in synch 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1434 The show must go on. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1435 Survival of the flutist. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1436 Everybody loves a parade. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1437 Halftimes have gotten totally out of control. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1438 I think we passed Macy's a few mirages ago. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1439 Maybe we shouldn't have followed Hillary! 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1440 I think it's working. Looks like it may rain on our parade. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1441 You really have to appreciate her enthusiasm. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1442 Confidence - it's everything. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
1443 You're a star, grab her like the Donald to make sure she's real! 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1444 Best mirage ever! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1445 I know, but I like the view from here... 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1446 So much for following a different drummer. 1.2264 0.05573 106 90 8 8
1447 I don't care if it IS a mirage. I love a parade. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1448 I'm feeling it, I tell you. She's leading us to the promised land. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1449 I'm tellin' ya, the longer we wait the funnier the look on her face will be. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1450 this is going nowhere, let's eat her ! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1451 You're sure this is homecoming weekend? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1452 Mirage or not, it gives hope. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1453 Trouble!" "Oh, we got trouble!!" "Right here in River City!" "Right here in River City!!" "With a capital "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for... 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1454 I told you we should have followed that turkey balloon instead of her. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1455 Things could be worse. Our mirage could have come with four legs. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1456 Even though I'm technically the section lead, I want you to know I consider us equal partners on the team. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1457 That promise to make us great again sounded good at the time. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1458 Drum mirage-ette? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1459 It must be halftime. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1460 I never took you seriously that if TRUMP won, we would march to Mexico. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1461 I miss the trumpets. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1462 Maybe this is why she got drummed out of town. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1463 I think its time we switch parties... 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1464 I'm an optimist, Tom. I say the desert is half full. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1465 Don't give up. I'm pretty sure it's going to be great again real soon... 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1466 Percussion deserted us. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1467 Sure, I'm thirsty, but who cares? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1468 Stamina is highly overrated. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1469 You may see a lake but I have a different need 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1470 Yessiree....Jill Stein is the one to fix this in 2020! 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1471 At least we wont die of boredom. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1472 I call it the Trail of Cheers. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1473 Marching to a different drummer has its drawbacks. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1474 Anyway her enthusiasm is inspirational 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1475 I-i-i-i love a parade!... 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1476 That's the last time I bet on an election. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1477 This is nothing to where The Donald will lead us. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1478 Are you sure she knows the way to the oasis? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1479 What if she's a mirage leading us to a mirage? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1480 Isn't this more fun than using the GPS device to get to Pasdena?? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1481 We do a dry run before the parade. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1482 If a majorette comes, can beer be far behind? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1483 The tubas fell back about a mile ago. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1484 It kills me that I forgot my tuba. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1485 She won't stop until the band is back together. 1.2212 0.05458 104 88 9 7
1486 I wish she'd let us twirl the baton once in a while. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1487 This parade is making me thirsty. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1488 If we're going to follow her, can't you at least crawl at the right rhythm? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1489 I thought her enthusiasm was supposed to be infectious. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1490 It's okay, we are with the band. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1491 I love a parade, Don't you? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1492 If we'd have followed those damn' trombones, we'd be in River City by now 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1493 Since when did Moses wear high heels and a skirt? 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1494 Somehow this doesn't seem as delusional as pleading with the rock. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1495 Death Valley needed a bit of animation to attract tourists. 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
1496 Maybe we shouldn't have signed up to be Trumpettes? 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1497 Are you SURE this is the way to the promised land?...cause I am really thirsty 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1498 My wife suffers from water retention. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1499 NOW she shows up! 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1500 "I followed because I love a parade! What's your excuse? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1501 I'm beginning to think she's a little off key. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1502 I like your mirage more than mine. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1503 I think we've carried this "marching to a different drummer" thing too far. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1504 We follow her to the sideline and then it's Gatorade! 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1505 Yes, I'm still with her. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1506 And the band crawled on. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1507 Someone should rain on this parade asap. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1508 I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1509 I sure hope this turns out to be a good idea. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1510 It's not the best view... but at least we get to see a parade. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1511 More like marching SAND, am I right?? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1512 She might be a mirage, but she knows where she's going. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1513 Ain't been so bad since the tuba player dropped. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1514 If you knew Sousa ........ 1.2212 0.05458 104 88 9 7
1515 This is going to be great. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1516 When do we start feeling great again? 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1517 she seems to know where we`re going 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1518 Because sooner or later, it'll rain on a parade. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1519 Of all the drum majorettes in the world, we fall in love with the Energizer Bunny! 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1520 Maybe we were told"fall behind" , not "crawl behind". 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1521 Hey, at least we got Team Spirit! 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1522 I'm having second thoughts about this parade route. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1523 I call this the homecoming mirage. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1524 I vowed, 'To honor and obey.' What's your excuse? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1525 I followed Trump in '16 and, ironically, it turned out a lot like this, too. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1526 Bark one more time and I'll kill you. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1527 I'm still praying for when the saints go marching in. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1528 Sure she has a cute rear end, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1529 Does she know that we want it to rain on her parade? 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1530 I feel bad for dropping my tuba. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1531 These halftime shows are getting longer and longer. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1532 Maybe the water boy will be along next. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1533 Im starting to think there may not be a Santa float. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1534 Maybe next time we should follow the band 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
1535 Now you sing - oh when the saints. It's not that difficult. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1536 My commitment to follow her anywhere is wearing thin. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1537 I think I'm starting to hallucinate...it looks like there's a man crawling right next to me! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1538 At this point I would score eight for Style and two for Direction. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1539 You know, this mirage is much better than the water mirage that we saw fifty miles ago. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1540 What's not to love? 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1541 Maybe we were marching to the beat of the wrong different drummer. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1542 You're the one who said we should march to a different drummer; big mistake! 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1543 I could think of worst mirages. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1544 Wasn’t there a Snoopy float last year? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1545 You think you're tired. I've been in this band for five years! 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1546 We crawl to the beat of a different drum majorette. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1547 I thought you told me he was going to make America great again! 1.2136 0.05458 103 88 8 7
1548 No, really, she's better than a GPS. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1549 We need to keep following her. She's the drum major for the Niagara Falls High School band. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1550 Gosh, I love a parade. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1551 When I said I'd follow her to the ends of the earth I didn't mean with her ex husband. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1552 all in all, i say she's the best mirage we've seen yet. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1553 The leader of the sand 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1554 Lucky for you I have "Fall off your Float" Road Service! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1555 It's my mirage and I'll say Drum Majorette if I want... 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1556 Do you think she has noticed us yet ? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1557 This is the only way to sneak into Canada. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1558 You're dragging behind the beat, Ken. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1559 You're right. It is just like high school. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1560 Jeez, can't she do anything slower than 2/2 time? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1561 Halftime seems like a lifetime ago. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1562 I don't know, I dialed 911 and this is what they sent 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1563 Are we getting close to Pasadena yet? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1564 Except for the knobby knees, this mirage gets a 10. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1565 Makes more sense than the Tabasco truck you had us follow. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1566 What part of "follow me" did we misunderstand? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1567 The lake was a bust, but no complaints about this mirage. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1568 How long is this halftime show? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1569 Too bad there's only one more mile to go. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1570 It's the different drummer. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1571 She's making the desert great again. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1572 Geez. By now I'd thought I'd be more thirsty than horny. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1573 One time, at band camp... 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1574 Do you think we can talk her into using that stick as a dowsing rod 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1575 Where did we lose the band? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1576 I don't care what gender it is as long as it leads us to water. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1577 Nice, but now pretend you're the Grand Marshal and we have a convertible to ride in. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1578 I think her candidacy led us astray 1.2136 0.05458 103 88 8 7
1579 I lost my glockenspiel. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1580 Mirage? I thought you were following your instincts. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1581 She blew in my ear, and you? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1582 I guess we're already dead, but who cares? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1583 Bob, let's not ever - EVER - audition for a crummy community production of 'Music Man' again! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1584 I'm really tired of your humming, " When the Saints Go Marching On". 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1585 Do you think she'll notice we're out of step? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1586 I say we give her two more dunes, max. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1587 I really wish we had followed a different drum majorette. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1588 That baton looked a lot like a water divining rod...... 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1589 Because it's shiny! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1590 But would she follow you anywhere? 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1591 I can't keep in step anymore 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1592 If you start singing "I Love a Parade" one more time, I will strangle you. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1593 I hope the halftime show is worth it. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1594 You're the one who fell for the "I'm a direct descendant of Moses" line. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1595 Yeah? Well, I think she's a LOUSY water diviner. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1596 We seemed to have lost the rest of the band 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1597 Halftime is almost over. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1598 This is the first parade in my honor. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1599 Because Moses didn't have a baton. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1600 When you said you'd follow her anywhere, did you have any idea? 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
1601 She gave the signal for Allegro. Quicken the pace. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1602 Me? I started in high school, and I think I'll be at first base with her soon. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1603 The show must go on. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1604 I am starting to think she was over-confident. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1605 Who loves a parade more than us? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1606 Since Palin '08, I find boots irresistible. What's your excuse. 1.2136 0.05458 103 88 8 7
1607 The view is definitely better from here. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1608 I meant follow him on Twitter.... 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1609 Are you sure the genie didn't think you asked for a leader, as opposed to a liter? 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1610 I-I-I-I-I -- love a parade! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1611 I'm just saying that if it's a mirage, it's at least an inspiring one. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1612 Everybody loves a parade, but not as much as we do, right? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1613 I'm worried that our fearless leader has no idea where we're going. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1614 I didn't think the Dust Bowl parade would be so long. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1615 Hey, at least we are going out in style. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1616 We have to stand up. She started singing the Star Spangled Banner. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1617 Rain prance. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1618 I was relieved someone else shares this fetish 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1619 Doreen is a natural leader. She just has to improve her situational awareness. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1620 We've gotta stay upbeat. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1621 I used to love a parade but those days are long gone. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1622 Nice ass 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1623 Who got her a Fitbit? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1624 Who cares if she's lying about the waterfall and the oasis - she's a great leader. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1625 It's not easy being a Hillary cheerleader. 1.2136 0.05458 103 88 8 7
1626 I warned you that she marched to the beat of a distant drummer! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1627 She promised to get us there by opening kickoff!!! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1628 So where the hell are those seventy-six trombones? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1629 And you had to go and mouth off about her lack of stamina! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1630 I'm first trumpet now! 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1631 Do you think that the mirages are getting crazier? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1632 Did you say drum or dumb? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1633 Whaddaya mean you don't love a parade? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1634 If you think this is good just wait til the halftime show! 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1635 It's left/right in unison. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1636 We are on our way to Macy's, right? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1637 My agent said think Lawrence of Arabia. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1638 Can you believe she got cut from cross country? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1639 When we reach the stadium it's beer and hotdogs. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1640 She can lead us to water but she can't make us drink. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1641 Looks like it's only halftime. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1642 Technically to be considered a parade, we'd have to be marching, too. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1643 She works at The Mirage. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1644 She makes me feel guilty for putting down my tuba. 1.2136 0.05458 103 88 8 7
1645 See! I told you she is wearing panties. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1646 Do you see what I see? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1647 When do we get to see Santa? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1648 I think we went to high school together. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1649 I never heard 'Midnight at the Oasis' in a marching band style before. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1650 Yessir, I'd go to the ends of the earth for her. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1651 The rest of the band deserted her miles ago. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1652 Think this is what it’s like following a populist demagogue? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1653 Her band has deserted her 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1654 This better end in something better than just a mirage. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1655 So, you steal the baton--how does that help us? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1656 And you said Fantasy Cheerleader Camp would be so fun. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1657 Stop talking or we'll never get a water break. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1658 We should have followed the tuba player! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1659 We should have brought a GPS instead! 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1660 Just this once. What if it DID rain? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1661 At least we don't have to worry about stadium parking. 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
1662 I see why Barbells with Betsy was 80 percent off on Groupon. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1663 I told you to pick the camel instead! 1.2136 0.05458 103 88 8 7
1664 I think your wife is mocking us. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1665 Tune in for next season's Survivor: Extreme Band Camp 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1666 I'm marching to a different drummer. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1667 We should have followed the elephants. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1668 I still see a pool of water. You? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1669 Next time I'll be more specific when asking a genie for March Madness tickets. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1670 If this is a mirage, it's a doozy. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1671 Mac, if life is about chasing a dream, then we deserve that drink. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
1672 I'm going to miss Obama's immigration policies. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1673 She says her last gig was shepherding a cadre of lemmings. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1674 Do you think she has a boyfriend? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1675 I think her last name is Pelosi. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1676 I can't imagine where this is all leading to. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1677 This seemed like a good idea at first. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1678 It must be her pheromones. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1679 ''This is going to get old.'' 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1680 I'll stand up when she sings the national anthem. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1681 We should've had a safe word. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1682 She's always marched to a different drummer. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1683 The marching band takes hazing a little too far 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1684 Your not going to believe this 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
1685 OK, go back and follow that rock if you'd rather. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1686 If this were a metaphor, wouldn't we be being led astray rather by a Trump-eter? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1687 Hey, what happened to the band? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1688 Sure, we're dying of thirst... But what a way to go! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1689 I thought you were the different drummer. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1690 As mirages go, this one leads the band! 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1691 Maybe we'll find those 76 trombones. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1692 They don't make mirages like they used to. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1693 You'd think she would have noticed when the band stopped playing. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1694 Does she know she veered off the parade route? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1695 You have a better idea? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1696 Once in a while, I think I see a flash of panties! 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1697 I never saw myself as a follower before today 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1698 With this kind of leadership, it's the journey, not the destination, that matters 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1699 We said we’d follow her anywhere. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1700 It looks like we made it to halftime. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1701 So your line in the sand is if she asked you to jump off a bridge? 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
1702 These NCAA sanctions are really getting ridiculous. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1703 To me, she sure looks like one long drink of water. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1704 I told you, her legs take you places 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1705 Did she say she was a drum major or a drum mirage? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1706 Hey, get in step! 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1707 I'm beginning to think she's a mirage. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1708 We've come this far, we can't desert her now. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1709 Drum Major or Drum Mirage, she got us this far... 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1710 Just between us guys, the accommodations suck but the view is outstanding. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1711 We just have to hang on a little longer. I was told it leads to an orange bowl. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1712 I don't think we're going to find your contact. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1713 I really don't care if she is a he, it is the only thing keeping me going. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1714 You know, she's beginning to look like Major-eat. 1.2079 0.05507 101 87 7 7
1715 And 40 years ago there were 76 Trombones. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1716 Did she say 76 trombones or 76 miles? 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
1717 Why are we following her again? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1718 I'm just grateful the mirage tuba fell off me a few miles ago. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1719 Why? I'm a leg man. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1720 Now this is a long, strange trip. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1721 Maybe we should have tried out for the football team instead? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1722 She must do crossfit. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1723 It's possible I have been too quick to dismiss the importance of school spirit. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1724 Thank God SHE knows where we're going. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1725 At least we won't have to stop and ask for directions. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1726 I wish someone would rain on this parade already. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1727 Are you sure this is the parade that gets rained on? 1.2079 0.05507 101 87 7 7
1728 It's never going to rain on this parade. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1729 Are you sure this guy is Bedouin? 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
1730 You've got to admit her leadership qualities really are second to none. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1731 If you can't get the timing right, you are going to get the baton, again. Keep up. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1732 If it wasn't for her, I'm SURE we'd be out of step by now... 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1733 Yes, I've seen "Animal House." Why? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1734 Are you sure she's a dominatrix? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1735 This is the strictest band I've ever been in. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1736 I've always loved a parade 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
1737 Carl, you seriously need to upgrade your GPS service. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1738 We're certainly marching to a different drummer 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1739 I hear it's down to me and one other guy to replace her 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1740 What did we exactly sign up for...? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1741 She did say Simon Says, didn't she? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1742 Should we tell her that we already passed our house? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1743 Don't complain, she got us great seats on the 50 yard line. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1744 I'm starting to think there is no water. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1745 for our next group vision let's have a pastry chief 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1746 They really drag out the half-time show for commercials. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
1747 Wasn't the parade supposed to end at Sepulveda? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1748 Hey ! I think I can see Macy's ! 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1749 Much better than that cliche' oasis mirage. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1750 What happened to the crowds? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1751 I hear she's married to a tall drink of water 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1752 There's just something about the way she moves. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1753 If we start hearing music, we're goners. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
1754 Hope it rains on this parade! 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1755 She comes with alumni parking. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1756 Faster, men and rats. The pestilence is almost upon us. The America that's Great Again is just over this cliff. Trust me ! 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1757 I've run out of Sousa marches to whistle. How else can we keep going? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1758 Yep, Trump says follow her... greatness is up ahead. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1759 She lied about stopping in Pasadena. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1760 This marching band try-out is brutal. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1761 I ate my tuba an hour ago. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1762 Of course she's nuts. But she does have an aura of certainty I find very appealing in these uncertain times. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1763 I'm beginning to have my doubts that she is a water dowser. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1764 I'd settle for 75 trombones. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1765 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1766 Follow the optomistic one you said 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1767 These better be some awesome seats. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1768 Well, God bless America! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1769 She has a lousy sense of direction. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1770 She either has superb balance--or her battery's run out. 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
1771 It's got to rain on our parade soon. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1772 Did she blow in your ear, too? 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1773 Sometimes, I really wonder if she knows where she's going. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1774 No peeking if she drops the baton 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1775 The practices are grueling, but the refreshments at the end are great. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1776 Good girl, Lassie, good girl!! (Didn't she have four legs this morning?) 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
1777 Follow her," you said. "She knows where to go. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1778 Macy's Parade?! I think her GPS turned off at Madison Avenue! 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1779 In a better hallucination she'd be holding a divining rod! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1780 She may be just a mirage, but I'd follow those legs anywhere. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1781 I can't believe I forgot my glockenspiel. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1782 Those boots were made for walking. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1783 My hemorrhoids are killing me. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1784 At least the view from here is nice. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1785 She must be running on Duracell's. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1786 I think the parade is over, but what the heck, let's keep singing 'Go Cubs Go.' 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1787 Bob, your cadence is all off, now we have to start over. 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
1788 "Well, at least we've got the Cirque Désolé to entertain us. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1789 When can we say we've given her enough of a chance? 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1790 Isn't it time to pass the baton?My knees are killing me. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1791 This is one messed up mirage. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1792 I can't wait till halftime is over. 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
1793 It's time we take the battery out of this energizer bunny, John. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1794 Can you still hear hear the band? 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1795 Macy's parade has got to be right around the corner. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1796 Do you think she really knows the way? 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1797 OK, double or nothing says she drops that baton in the next hour. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1798 How much longer are you going to keep following Hillary for ? 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1799 I have this reoccurring dream that I am crawling through a desert following the Pied Piper." "Funny, me too! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1800 The alumni newsletter did promise an extended half-time show. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1801 Are you SURE this is how Macy's got started? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1802 can we do the mirage with the water now please 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1803 Are you sure she's leading us to water? 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1804 How much longer are we going to on with this charade ? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1805 Should we tell him the band died an hour ago? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1806 Getting stuck behind a parade always makes me feel like I'm going to die. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1807 Why didn't she strike that rock with her stick, like Moses did, and get us some water? 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1808 Ok I give up- you can be first trombone. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1809 I like to think that I crawl to the beat of a different drummer. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1810 If I don't make it, tell them I died with a smile on my face. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1811 This is so much better than following a sled dog. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1812 I finally got it. It's left leg planted and right arm free! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1813 We could get a cab. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1814 Hey, you're right! Just following along without thinking is so much easier than reality. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1815 So is this what they meant when encouraging us to take the path less traveled? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1816 If you think she knows where she’s going, where’s the rest of her band? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1817 I hope this Majorette gets us Majorwet real soon. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1818 I should have double checked our parade permits. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1819 Really? I voted for Trump, too! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1820 How'd we miss the band? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1821 I thought she was gonna stop at the edge of town. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1822 Make her rain on this parade. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1823 Yes, I know she's crazy, but I still say she marches to the beat of her own drummer. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1824 You can find just about anything on Craigslist. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1825 I'm really glad I dropped my tuba back there. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1826 For the good old days of waterboarding. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1827 He's to hoping this parade gets rained on. 1.1939 0.05361 98 85 7 6
1828 I know your mirage is shimmering, but is it also high stepping? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1829 What is it about women with batons that makes me grovel? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1830 I don't mind waiting for a drink of water. I just want to see the rest of the band! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1831 I'm beginning to think she is just a mirage! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1832 What happened to the 76 trombones? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1833 Some grand marshal *you* turned out to be. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1834 Crawl right or get out of the parade. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1835 She marches to a different drummer. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1836 Who knows why Siri sent the local twirling champ, but at least Apple maps avoided the rock outcrop. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1837 It's called performance art. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1838 It's only us flute players left, bro. Everyone else fell off long ago. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1839 She will have to stop when we reach the horizon. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1840 I hope it's a mirage. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1841 She puts the "star" in starvation. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1842 I knew I should have brought my trombone. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1843 What do you say now, Mr. Don't-rain-on-my-parade? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1844 She seemed so confident... 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1845 I'm beginning to think we're no longer marching straight to victory. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1846 Well if this don't beat the band! 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1847 She's gotta be from the Baton Death Marching Band. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1848 Do you think we've reached ten million steps yet? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1849 Thank goodness we lost the tubas back at Burning Man... 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1850 When's day 40? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1851 It's the longest halftime I've ever been involved in. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1852 Is she wearing thongs in your hallucination too? 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1853 Think she can really lead us to Starbucks? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1854 I'm with the band 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1855 I'm getting a funny feeling that following this leader will get us nowhere. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1856 We'll get relief at halftime. 1.1939 0.05361 98 85 7 6
1857 I'm beginning to think this is a mirage. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1858 Band. I said I wanted to be in the band. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1859 It would have been easier to make the football team 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1860 Was this what they meant by marching to a different drummer? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1861 I don't mind the crawling so much, but I kind of wish she would change up the tune a little more frequently. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1862 Don't you know the difference between a mirage and an oasis?? 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1863 She said she knew where there was an oasis. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1864 I never thought it would end this way. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1865 Maybe marching to the beat of your own drum is a little overrated. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1866 I've always been a fool for a baton. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1867 This is much more intimate than Burning Man. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1868 With those thighs I'd follow her anywhere. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1869 She said it gets easier when the seasons change. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1870 This is so much better than that underwater yoga class. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1871 She's going to make America great again. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1872 I don't know how she does it either, but I'm following her until 2020. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1873 This is the most existential CrossFit I've tried yet. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1874 Somehow I'm not thirsty anymore. I told you, nobody rains on her parade! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1875 I'm starting to think that's not a good dousing rod. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1876 OK, we’re not the lead dogs, but the view isn’t so bad. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1877 This is the longest half time march I can remember. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1878 I'm thinking the whole Rain/Parade thing is a metaphor 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1879 I know it's an hallucination - the best one we've had so far - and what do we have to lose!?! 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
1880 Thirty years in marching band. You? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
1881 We've been drummed out. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
1882 So, what exactly is a mirage? 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
1883 Beware the Ides of March 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
1884 Now aren't you glad we took the scenic route? 1.1919 0.05310 99 86 7 6
1885 This is what we get for following the wrong person in the desert for the last 40 years. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1886 Did we pick the wrong leader? 1.1919 0.05310 99 86 7 6
1887 Doncha just love a parade?! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1888 I always wanted to be in a parade! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1889 She's cute, but this isn't the parade route 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1890 I hear she's besties with the Energizer Bunny. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
1891 Things could be worse, given the pomp and circumstances. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1892 I think we march to the tune of a different drummer. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
1893 She's marching to the sound of a different drummer 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1894 Somehow, I think we've lost the parade route .... 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
1895 I used to love a parade! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1896 Ya know what, Bullwinkle? This is the best mirage I've seen all week. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1897 Guess we have our marching orders. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1898 I'll take this over a GPS any day. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1899 This is not what she had in mind for her inaugural parade. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1900 Guess they really cut back on this year's Thanksgiving Day parade.... 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1901 I've been following her since the 2012 Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1902 I told you that you would see things differently if you drank the koolaid! 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
1903 Well don't mess up the cadence now. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
1904 These Macy's parades get longer every year. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1905 By the time we get to Phoenix she’ll be crawling…la di dah dah... 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1906 Where is that wall when you need it? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1907 Just you wait, we're gonna get a couple of cushy factory jobs. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1908 She's the leader, and we're her parching band... 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1909 I wish he remembered his pantaloons 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1910 You had to yell 'Freebird,' didn't you? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1911 Hey, I guess I missed it. When did we lose the 76th trombonist? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1912 Follow her. Pasadena, New Year's Day. Guaranteed. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1913 I've just about had it with this its the journey, not the detination crap. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1914 I'm tired, hungry and thirsty, but just look at her twirl! 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
1915 "I hate to disillusion you, but I really don't think this is the Macy's parade. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1916 Even as a kid I hated parades. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1917 40 years more and they'll write Bible passages about us. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1918 Will you stop singing "Don't Rain On My Parade"! 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
1919 Back off, she's mine. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1920 I thought you said we were auditioning for the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade? 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
1921 Instead of using the "Rescue App" on your phone maybe you should have just called 911. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1922 It still beats flying. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1923 I think we've been following a mirage. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1924 All I said was, "I'd follow you anywhere." 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1925 How does the Bataan Death March end again? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1926 You'll have to excuse her. My mother's a little dramatic about everything. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1927 Remember. We promised to follow her to the ends of the earth 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
1928 Are we completely sure this isn't a mirage? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1929 She makes me feel alive again. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
1930 See? I told you these Arizona Sun Devil Half-Time shows are something else ! 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1931 ...And where do you say you bought the GPS? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
1932 I keep reminding myself that the path of progress has never taken a straight line. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
1933 Maybe she can-can, but I can't-can't. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
1934 Tell me, when did you drop your instrument? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1935 I hate to rain on your parade but we made a wrong turn at Albuquerque 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
1936 These band camp hikes really give you a workout! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1937 What have we got to lose? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1938 Do you think if we keep following her we'll find the tailgate parties? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1939 It figures -- the mirage is wearing Spanx. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1940 These halftimes take forever. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1941 Keep going . . . she promised us a part in the Macy's parade. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1942 You see Larry, I told you she'd lead us to Burning Man 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1943 I also marched to my own drummer when I was young! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1944 Please tell me she knows where the water is. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
1945 How much in pledges per mile did you get for the band uniform fundraiser? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1946 Yes, she is fun to follow but there are limits! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1947 I love a parade, but where's the finish line? 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
1948 Next time, let's try marching to the beat of a different drum leader. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1949 I don,t care mirage or not,she,s got great legs. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
1950 Told you not to follow Hillary. 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
1951 Are we getting nearer to the reviewing stand? 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
1952 Maybe not to water but to a heck of a football game 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1953 No idea, but wherever it is she'll make a great first impression. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1954 So when did she say she gets her water break again? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1955 I think we should've stayed to the left back there. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
1956 Are you sure this is the way to the stadium? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1957 I'm a white, blue collar worker - how about you? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1958 It's a pity the rest of the band couldn't keep up. I had to eat the flutist to make it this far. 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
1959 It's not exactly the way I expected making the desert great again. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1960 Her name is Marian. I hope we're headed for River City, where she ran the library. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
1961 The part I'm upset about is that we've only reached halftime. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1962 Presidential inaugurations aren't what they used to be. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1963 I'm starting to lose the tempo. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
1964 TGIF 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1965 These mirages keep getting weirder. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1966 Trust me. If there's one thing I know about marching bands, it's that they love water. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1967 It just hasn't been the same since we lost the glockenspiel player. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1968 Crawl faster; we have to get to Pasadena by New Year's. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
1969 I don't think it is a mirage. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
1970 Things could be worse. 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
1971 What drought? 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1972 No, wait until we get to Rockefeller Center. She'll never see us escape through all those people. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1973 Slowly it's dawning on me. "I'd follow that butt anywhere" may have its drawbacks. 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
1974 Halftime . Hot dog? 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
1975 There were seventy-six of us and now not a single trombone can be heard. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
1976 Yep, he won. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
1977 I think I see the Budweiser horses in the distance. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1978 Can we stop at the next rest area, I really gotta go! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1979 She hardly sweats at all 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1980 Trumps inauguration parade... "I didn't vote for him..." 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1981 No, its better than a mirage. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1982 We should have made a left when the 76th trombone collapsed. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
1983 And she looks so real. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1984 This must be that swamp he drained. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1985 I have a good feeling about this. Before long, she'll lead us right to Macy's. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1986 We should have just followed him on Facebook. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
1987 It can't be a mirage. We just crossed the 50 yard line. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1988 How far is it toTipperary? 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1989 Lately I've felt that my life has more direction. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1990 At least one of us was properly hydrated. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1991 I understand why you want to stop, but this one time at band camp... 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1992 This is the longest halftime show I've ever been in. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1993 Looks like the 2020 election is starting 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1994 At least this way we're not stuck in traffic getting to the big game 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1995 She's been trying to log more steps on Fitbit 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1996 NOW do you regret saying Majorettes aren't tough enough for The Foreign Legion?? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
1997 Yeah, I could follow her for 40 years. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1998 I'm beginning to think we should have stopped following her at that last town. 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
1999 At this point, we can't be picky. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2000 Don't worry -- this causes rain every time. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2001 Too bad the waterboy was a mirage. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2002 I know that tune. Do you remember the lyrics? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2003 HOW MUCH LONGER BEFORE WE SEE DONALD TRUMP? 1.1720 0.05432 93 83 4 6
2004 I'm on the verge of total consciousness. Thanks Burning Man. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2005 Baton death march? Phooey! This ain't so bad. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2006 This way to make America great again! 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2007 I told you this was the wrong bandwagon. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2008 That's the new FitBit Drum-Major Baton model. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2009 No, those are not 'Go-Go boots', but they do evoke certain memories. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2010 Find your own random marching woman in the desert to crawl after, you glory seeking bastard. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2011 Enough with the zig zagging. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2012 And I thought my sarge in Basic Training was tough. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2013 and the beat goes on 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2014 Gimme a W! Water! Water! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2015 You're out of crawl again. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2016 I think we've got trouble right here in No River City. 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
2017 You gotta love her enthusiasm ! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2018 Are you sure that this is the way to the Rose Parade? 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2019 She's got gorgeous gams, that's why. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2020 I said booster club, but it was your bright idea to join the marching band. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2021 It's motivating sure, but i'm more interested in water-based mirages 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2022 I could use a drink, but the entertainment selection is better than expected. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2023 And here I am without my trombone, darnit! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2024 I've heard hallucinations lead to dehydration. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2025 Definitely, my kind of Pied Piper! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2026 Remind me again why we chose the ceremonious dismissal. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2027 Are you sure you want to keep following Trump's program? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2028 And the band played on 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2029 'Once we're back on campus, we can change and get a bite to eat.' 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2030 I think she's confused my pounding heart and wheezing for a drum and a bagpipe. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2031 Band leader? More like 'Sand Leader,' am I right? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2032 You're getting warmer. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2033 We're back to "gams" again, I think we have covered all the terms for legs we could think of. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2034 Too bad we ditched the tubas. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2035 She's as lost as we are, but I choose to follow her out of bitterness and frustration. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2036 I told you they'd divert the parade away from Trump Tower 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2037 Hey Harvey, get back in step. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2038 So the survivor gets WHAT again? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2039 No charismatic leader has steered me wrong yet. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2040 Have you ever heard of the Pied Piper of Hamelin? I just have a feeling that this isn't going to end well... 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2041 I'd like to think she's leading us out of our national nightmare, but there's no denying that this is the way to the Trump Las Vegas Hotel. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2042 Back when the parade first started, she said her name is Hillary. 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
2043 We should probably be traveling single file to hide our numbers. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2044 This might be fun if we hadn't dropped our instruments 9 hours ago. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2045 No wonder why it never rains on her parade. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2046 Naw... you're halicinating. The 76 trombones fell out a long time ago! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2047 Simon says...STOP! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2048 I love how Burning Man is so anti-establishment. Like, I feel so free right now. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2049 At least the water mirage is less annoying! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2050 So what if she's a mirage? I've always been a sucker for a parade. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2051 If I told you what I saw, you would't even believe me. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2052 Just remember, if Cabeza de Vaca could do it, so can we. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2053 Just a reminder, you were the one who said "It'll be fun. You love parades". 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2054 You know Hank, I'm starting to wonder if that's a dowsing rod. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2055 I wish she'd stop long enough for me to ask for her phone number. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2056 She's from Ohio State 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2057 I hate to think that we're missing the game. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2058 Are you sure that's a dowsing rod she's carrying? 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2059 This show is really good - 40 years passed so quickly. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2060 Now I know how the economy feels 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2061 I don't understand why Trump thinks this will defeat ISIS. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2062 Did she blow in your ear, too? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2063 What if she doesn't know the territory? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2064 You and your River City 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2065 The baton doubles as a divining rod. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2066 A pub crawl gone horribly wrong. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2067 Maybe it did say Band Practice 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2068 Does this mirage make sense to you? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2069 Keep it up! I heard that at mile three, she starts scattering candy! 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2070 Sure I love em, but right now a glass of water is on the top of my list. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2071 You're not gonna find ME sassing the Band Director again. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2072 I wish she'd just give us some hint of which of us she prefers! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2073 What did I tell you? A shift to the right was coming. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2074 It's easier on the knees. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2075 You're right. The scenery never changes. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2076 Theresa's Brexit plan may not be ideal, but it's what we've got! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2077 John Philip Who-sa? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2078 It will be worth it when we hear the 76 trombones. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2079 So far it doesn't rain on her parade. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2080 All in all, it was preferable being a lemming. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2081 Last one to the mirage is a rotten egg!! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2082 What trombones? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2083 ...and she's going to build a wall and make Muslims register and get us our jobs back and make sure we get clean drinking water! 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
2084 Macy's. . . . Shmaycy's. . . . .Enough, already! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2085 I don't think you should feel guilty for wanting to rain on her parade. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2086 Somehow, it seems this marching to a different drummer has taken an unexpected turn. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2087 It's the only way to visit the new Trump Dubai hotel without the Democrats seeing me. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2088 This is no time for an erection. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2089 So what if it's a mirage? Eventually it will get us to Times Square. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2090 Don't worry, there's a Starbucks right around the corner. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2091 Do you think she'll get us there for the halftime show? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2092 It's true what they say about those boots 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2093 Most days, I'm glad that she's still out here, front-&-center - but then, I sometimes really miss the tuba section, and the drums... 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2094 You're a little pitchy, Larry. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2095 We should have stuck with the Macy's Parade- at least they have balloons 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2096 OK, I take it back - raining on my parade isn't the absolute worst thing you've ever done. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2097 It's no rainbow but do you have a better idea? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2098 Maybe we should've followed that map instead. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2099 MUCH better than Trump! 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
2100 Where are the trombones? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2101 I'm just glad to be part of the parade 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2102 I think we left the parade route a long time ago. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2103 The greatness is going to start really soon, I promise. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2104 The ménage a trois personal ad was miss-leading. 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
2105 I think I'm finally feeling the Bern. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2106 How the hell does she keep marching along in high heel boots? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2107 Her leadership skills were a mirage after all. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2108 At least we didn't follow Trump, Wonder where he ended up? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2109 I knew we shouldn't have made that bet. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2110 I know it is a fantasy, but I just can't keep my eyes off her. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2111 I'm just dying for a glockenspiel right now. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2112 The last thing I remember we were in the Macy's parade and took a wrong turn at 42nd Street! 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2113 Let's shoot for a shorter parade route next year. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2114 I thought this was supposed to be a quick march? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2115 Must be the Red Bull. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2116 I can't wait to hear the music that goes with this! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2117 She's going to make America great again. 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
2118 This is starting to remind me of that other guy we followed blindly. You remember don't you, that Trump guy? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2119 I can't believe she's real this time. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2120 on the other hand it does help to keep our homosexual impulses in check. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2121 All this to win first chair tuba. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2122 I think she' leading us to Trumpland 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2123 He promised to make America great again. 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
2124 How much longer till Macy's? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2125 Okay, so what's YOUR fantasy? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2126 Did you click "Follow" too? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2127 I'm starting to think she doesn't have a clue where the end of the parade route is. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2128 I don't remember playing Death Valley U last year. Do you? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2129 We should never have gotten the band back together. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2130 Ideology is a bitch. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2131 I'd prefer if she just said, "I told you so." 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2132 Well, there was Moses, but I'm a contrarian. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2133 Any regrets on taking up the tuba? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2134 Thirst is a hoax too, right? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2135 What?! I thought you said she was a 'sand'leader. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2136 I was the 77th trombone. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2137 I have my doubts, too. But at least we know she's not a Washington insider. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2138 The last guy dropped out hours ago. You got any idea what we're playing for ? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2139 I have to give it to her, she maintains good form. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2140 The parade looks a lot better on television. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2141 I guess she hasn't showered, either. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2142 I'm banking that she will get thirsty at some point, or another. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2143 If she is a mirage, why does her uniform smell so bad? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2144 I used to follow a "different drummer". 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2145 Maybe "going rogue" isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2146 What did you THINK was going to happen on The Parade of Death Adventure? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2147 Why not a left at the rock? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2148 Boots. Short skirt. Authority. Catchy beat. I'd follow her anywhere. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2149 It's the legs. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2150 She almost makes dying of thirst fun. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2151 See what happens when you miss an A flat? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2152 I can't believe our luck - I've always wanted to be in a parade! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2153 You know, those boots would look really good on me. 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
2154 No wait... don't forget Leap Day.... 1,461..... 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2155 We were at halftime of the greatest football game ever, and now we're here. She's good--she's very good. 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
2156 She's like this until it snows 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2157 Can't you find something more uptempo on your iPhone? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2158 Sure she's a hallucination, but whenever she led the band it rained. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2159 Uh-oh, I can hear the different drummer she's marching to. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2160 #feminism 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2161 I know we're not on 34th Street anymore, but I don't care. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2162 She had me, with just one twirl, at mile one. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2163 With luck we should get free seats on the fifty. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2164 We just have to make it through halftime and then we can take a water break. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2165 I just wanted to save the Serengeti, not march the whole thing 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2166 We gotta be nearing Main Street. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2167 No matter how lost you feel, there's always someone more lost than you. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2168 She is the very model of modern Majorette. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2169 George, did you call Uber? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2170 Where there's halftime, there's hope! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2171 Trump's presidency didn't work out so well, but damn it's been entertaining. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2172 I told you she has no sense of direction! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2173 Helen's mother was a majorette and her father was a saguaro. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2174 How far you going, friend? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2175 And this is due to climate change? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2176 I really think Hillary still has a chance! 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2177 we lost the marching band three miles ago. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2178 Just remember, when we get through this, we'll make more than she does. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2179 She's the top-rated personal trainer in Albuquerque 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2180 Pretty soon it's gonna rain on her parade. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2181 I'd say we were committed, not stupid. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2182 So where's this bandwagon you mentioned? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2183 What's her secret? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2184 Don't look at me I voted for the libertarian party 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2185 Damn! I was hoping for a mirage. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2186 When the band disappeared, we should have figured she's what's left of the mirage. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2187 May it rain on her parade! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2188 Last year we had to go over the boulders 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2189 Geez this is a long halftime show... 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2190 Not sure...but ya gotta love a parade! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2191 Majorette-whipped sounds better to the readers of this magazine. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2192 Something around here is a mirage. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2193 I voted for him, but pledging undying support is taking it too far. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2194 When can we pass the baton? 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2195 Are we the only ones left from the big parade? Where did the 76 trombones go? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2196 Who's idea was it to follow this idiot? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2197 I'm happy she finally decided on her major. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2198 I really don't believe she's going to deliver us from evil. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2199 It's unanimous, EVERYONE loves a parade! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2200 What happened to the script with "rows and rows of the finest virtuos?" 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2201 I am crawling to beat the band! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2202 I'm starting to feel proud of my thirst. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2203 We must be getting close to Gatorade. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2204 Didn't I tell you this was leading us nowhere! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2205 Her routine is a wee long, but I give her high marks for poise and commanding her audience. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2206 No. We tried the 'following Hillary blindly' thing and it didn't work then either. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2207 Well, at least we don't have to sing "76 Trombones." 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2208 You're such a follower. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2209 Her cateen must have had electrolytes. 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
2210 Always loved a parade 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2211 The lengths men go to, just to take a peek! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2212 This is the guy you said would make the desert great again? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2213 She's all attitude. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2214 Maybe the fact that he's not wearing pants should have been a clue. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2215 She walks to the beat of a different drummer. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2216 Following a narcissist never work out well in the end 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2217 She's incredible, the other 98 band members died 200 miles ago. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2218 Can you hum anything other than Sousa's "Double Time Crawl?" 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2219 All I said was, "Blow in my ear and..." 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2220 How much longer till we're out of Trump's territory? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2221 Don't blame me, I voted third party! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2222 They told me the county was dry, but this is rediuculous! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2223 Best Secretary of Energy ever. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2224 Actually, a swamp would be welcome about now. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2225 Why, yes...I voted for Trump, too. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2226 We were a 300 strong band. Then one Saturday halftime the director made us perform a tribute to the French Foreign Legion. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2227 Who thought anyone could make this part of America great again? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2228 I was afraid that rain forecast might affect the turnout. 1.1630 0.05416 92 83 3 6
2229 We'll pick up some reeds at the next oasis. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2230 Maybe there will be water at the tailgate. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2231 She's a Trump supporter. 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
2232 Marching to a different drummer has always distinguished her from the crowd. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2233 Great legs! 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2234 Well, what exactly did you think it would be like to follow a baton death marching band on its summer tour? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2235 The joy is in the journey! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2236 Nice boots. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2237 She doesn't look thirsty. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2238 Is it just me or does it seem like we’re going too far out of our way for a half-time show? 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2239 Tell me again. Why does the Cubs victory parade need to be a metaphor? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2240 Apparently no one has ever finished this marathon before! 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2241 So we clapped at Hamilton.Was that so bad?" 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2242 This must be halftime, right? 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2243 If this is Trump U.'s marching band, I'd hate to see the football team. #Sad 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2244 I do admire how she keeps a beat. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2245 You wouldn't think the acoustics out here would be this good, but, I've been wrong before! 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2246 Anybody but Trump! Are you sure? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2247 I don't know what's worse. The callouses on my knees, or the fact there's no music playing. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2248 Don't be a baby. Just keep crawling. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2249 I still say she's a guy! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2250 "I'd like to march to the beat of a different drummer". 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2251 I still say she has a nice rear end. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2252 I'll follow anyone who puts on a show. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
2253 I don't know about you, but I'm not sure I can march to the beat of this drummer for much longer. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2254 She's sure to tire eventually. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2255 If you remembered to bring your smart phone we can get a great upskirt shot. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2256 When you said "Rescue Party", I had something else in mind! 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2257 She took the long way around that rock. We should say something. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2258 You still think we are on the right side of history? 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2259 Hey, I just saw her underpants." 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2260 Who cares if she's missing the beat? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2261 How much should we tip? 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2262 When is she going to lead you to drink? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2263 Whathappened to the band wagon? 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2264 I didn't know they had Macy's out this way, Herb. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2265 SoulCycle just wasn't doing it for me any more. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2266 Remind me. Why do we follow people who carry maces and stick feathers in their cap? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2267 Great idea, ISIS will never find us. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
2268 When we start hallucinating a flag corps, we are truly done for. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2269 There's just something Trumpian about her. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2270 These Orange Bowl halftimes just keep getting longer and longer! 1.1556 0.05220 90 81 4 5
2271 Well, we did want a change, didn't we? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2272 Are you sure she's not a mirage? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2273 I just hope it's a St. Patty's Parade that we're gonna be in. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2274 She said we could keep our doctor. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2275 Do you think halftime is over yet? 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2276 Brexit, Trump, us surviving...this really is the year of the underdog. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2277 I like her spunk. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2278 I don't think we're headed towards 34th Street. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2279 I hope she makes us spell out something cool in the sand. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2280 I knew marching band members had stamina, but this is ridiculous! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2281 See . . . I told you she wasn't wearing any underwear! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2282 The trick is to have a baton filled with water. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2283 It's been miles, can't we have a turn with my mirage? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2284 I think we're marching to the wrong drum majorette. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
2285 She's just like us. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
2286 Show off 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2287 She's too old for a mirage. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2288 I know this is only boot camp but i don't think we are cut out for the drum and bugle corps. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2289 We're so lucky that there's a Macy's out here. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2290 So help me, from now on no more of that "different drummer" nonsense. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2291 Ready for the second half? 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2292 Just another boring Monday, I thought - what have I got to lose? 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2293 We're a little marching band, so we have to show the judges we have a lot of heart. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2294 I wish we would have followed the chap who was jumping off that bridge. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2295 I'd prefer a mirage of a water boy... 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2296 I love a parade, Don't you? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2297 I wish you had suggested that earlier. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
2298 I hear they charge $6 for a bottle of water. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2299 Actually, I don't think I'd object to naysayers raining on this particular parade any more. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2300 Getting on this Trump bandwagon may be even harder than we thought. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2301 I thought she'd stop when I ditched the glockenspiel. 1.1556 0.05220 90 81 4 5
2302 Weren't there supposed to be seventy six trombones and a hundred and ten coronets? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2303 She is going to be so disappointed 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2304 I already feel great again. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2305 She is so damned followable. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2306 I've always wanted to be in a marching band. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2307 Who needs water? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2308 We are on the right path... I feel it. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2309 The ones who marched didn't last too long. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2310 Why are we following her again? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2311 This will get us out of having to go to the parade next year. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2312 I'm starting to think we should have followed a different beat. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2313 For next year's parade I'll bring my knee guard. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2314 We should have traveled to a different beat. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2315 He's to hoping this parade gets rained on. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
2316 And you thought that we were the only ones losing it! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2317 Hey, at least this one didn't use a private email server. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2318 I wish Macy's still hosted 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2319 You and I travel to the beat of a different drum majorette. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2320 Sure it's a mirage, but you gotta love that De Souza music! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2321 I never want Hillary's victory parade to end. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
2322 The goal line can't be far. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2323 She seems to know where she's going! 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2324 When did you crawl on the bandwagon? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2325 I guess women do have more stamina. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2326 I don't care, Jim. One of these times that leg lift is going to mean she is peeing, and I'm gonna be ready. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
2327 "Rommel's granddaughter". 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2328 'I'm with her, but I think we should have stayed longer in the Midwest. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2329 I'm not sure where she's taking us but she can sure carry a tune, huh? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2330 The competition for drum major is out of hand. Let's give it to her. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2331 We´ve crawled a mile for one of her smiles. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2332 Your "Old School Google Maps" app was totally worth it. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2333 We'll get to Pasadena by New Year's. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2334 Where are the trombones?" "Think damn ya, think. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2335 I hope the parade ends soon, I'm gettin' awful thirsty. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2336 The Macy's Annual Thanksgiving Parade after Trump takes presidency. 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
2337 Does this mean we made it to half-time? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2338 I'll quit if you quit. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2339 This better not be another one of your ridiculous mirages! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2340 At least we lost the horses. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2341 Best mirage I've ever seen... Much better than a lake... 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2342 I liked your mirage of an oasis better than mine! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2343 In my car, it turns out, it stands for Ginger's Parade Strutting. 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
2344 I really don't think this is how the Macy's parade got started. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2345 But we're not rats and that's not the Pied Piper. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2346 I don't care what they say, being Grand Marshall is no parade. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2347 Well, at least we've made it to halftime. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2348 I'm beginning to doubt whether there really is a Lost Majorette's Gold Mine. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2349 Her positive thinking is admirable, but this is the third time she's led us past this same spot. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2350 I think we might be taking this 'protest the national anthem' thing a little too far. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2351 I kind of like this without the music. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2352 You see? I really, really do love a parade. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2353 ...next stop: 34th and Broadway! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2354 And then she said, "I think we should take separate vacations ". 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2355 I'm not so sure we shoulda taken that alt-right toin at Albuquerque. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2356 She's headed somewhere and we were lost, so why not follow her. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2357 Are we to Macy's yet? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2358 I think we should have followed the hot dog cart. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2359 I love a woman who marches to the beat of her own drummer. 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
2360 This has been a tough trip, but at least she didn't makes go over the rock. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2361 If this is the best way to get to the football stadium, maybe global warming is for real after all. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2362 ''So who told her that this was a short cut back to Macy's" 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2363 I also think climate change is a hoax. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2364 I hope you are right Al, it doesn't seem like Trump is leading us to the promise-land. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2365 Game should be over by now. Let's ask for a score 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2366 "Let's give him a chance," you said. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2367 I guess at least one of us has to stay positive. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2368 Next up is an elegy. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2369 Just wait for the craft beer float. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2370 I don't think she can hear us. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2371 Where was this little gem when we were agonizing over the Comb Over and the Pantsuit? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2372 Two more miles and we make the Guinness record book for longest parade 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2373 Are you sure you can trust your own instincts this time around? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2374 Her march may be our crawl, but the important thing is that we're all getting our tuition paid for. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2375 Still better than the Macy's parade. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2376 I think I can-can...I think I can-can... 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2377 "I told you we should have followed the beat of a different drummer. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2378 What have we done with our lives? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2379 Just hope she doesn't hit The Wall. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2380 She's in step but I don't hear the band. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2381 How does that go...Neither a leader or a follower be? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2382 You sure she's not a miragette? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2383 And you were worried she would lead us into a dead end! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2384 I'm beginning to think she may be a robot. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2385 I'm beginning to wonder if we're following the wrong Field Commander. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2386 Yes I do think she should run for a fourth term. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2387 I don't think we're going to be bowl-eligible this year. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2388 When you've got a good band leader, who needs water? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2389 Are you sure she knows the way to Pretoria? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2390 This is really a long parade 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2391 I thought Trump won. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2392 Forget what she said. She's can't remember the parade route either. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2393 Pinch her behind see if she minds. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2394 see what? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2395 Are you sure this is the way to the Rose Bowl? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2396 i know, but it's the only act in town. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2397 Actually, she does have a brother named Moses 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2398 So much for your assertion that there is ALWAYS rain on your parade. 1.1461 0.05191 89 81 3 5
2399 Did you hear who he picked for his cabinet? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2400 We find ourselves in an unusual situation. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2401 Don't worry, as soon as we pass my wife, the rain will come. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2402 I always wanted to be in a parade! 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
2403 Mirage- she said her name is! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2404 Left, not right 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2405 Don't worry. This will end as soon as the guy with the tuba dots the "i"! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2406 She told me we were playing Follow the Leader. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2407 I don't think we're in Hamelin anymore, Otto. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2408 No Bob, he really is going to build a wall. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2409 I've never been a leg man myself. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2410 I've been the 'band' for the last 5 hours. Now it's your turn. And make a smoother transition this time, so she doesn't notice. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2411 Let's ditch her at El Paso and duck into Sammy's for a drink. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2412 Drum majors have a sense of direction. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2413 I thought she was saying "Life's a beach" 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2414 Next time, we jump on the wagon! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2415 Well, they did say the Macy's parade will be shorter. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2416 Just keep in step.we are almost there. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2417 "I know this is arduous, but I do it for the view". 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2418 I'm so thirsty I hope it rains on my parade 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2419 So tell me- is this a folie à deux or a ménage à trois? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2420 Are you sure the Mummers started like this? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2421 I'm starting to think he entered the wrong address in his gps for the parade route! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2422 She says to me, 'You know how to whistle, don't you?' 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2423 She said she was from Macy's. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2424 A drum majorette? Nice! I'm following Bernie Sanders. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2425 I thought divining rods were supposed to be Y shaped. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2426 I promised her she could be in the halftime show. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2427 She's always marched to her own drummer. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2428 I just don't feel that peppy. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2429 Her high step and costume are nice but I really like her sense of direction. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2430 I could go for another trombonist about now. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2431 Well alright! I just love a parade! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2432 Are you 100% positive he said, "Simple Simon Says: synchronously crawl behind the majorette" ? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2433 "Follow the tour guide" you said. "This is going to be bigly" you said. 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
2434 You've been out of step since that last right flank." 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2435 You at quarterback today or is it me? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2436 Think of the stadium....think of the crowd........think of the cheerleaders....... 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2437 Altogether now! Right hand left foot, left hand right foot... 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2438 Gary, Indiana must be this way. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2439 She's marching to the beat of a drummer we need to find. 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
2440 At least she's not twirling fire. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2441 You know, there is a certain majesty to the thing. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2442 Have you seen my tuba? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2443 Life was much simpler when we were just two men and a truck.... 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2444 And you said she wouldn't get past the city limit. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2445 I don't know how she keeps going. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2446 I thought football fields where only 100 yards ! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2447 We should have just let the Pharaoh be drum major. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2448 Four years in power, and this is what's left. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2449 It's been better since she got rid of the cymbals. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2450 Let's try to signal passing aircraft with a baton twirl. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2451 Big deal. Show me the 76 trombones. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2452 I'm glad we gave her the rest of the water. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2453 This is unreal, she's actually humming The Stars And Stripes Forever. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2454 Got Matzoh? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2455 She marches to a different drummer. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2456 You're the whistle blower. Blow it NOW. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2457 We'd be sunk if she'd ended up as a cheerleader. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2458 What happened to the tuba player? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2459 I'm assuming they have concession stands at the stadium. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2460 PLEASE, Barbra...rain on our parade! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2461 Given our proximity to the parade, 'dumb' major is more like it. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2462 I told you we should've used Waze. 1.1461 0.05191 89 81 3 5
2463 Do you hear "The Stars and Stripes Forever"? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2464 I was a drum major in high school, but it never took me this far. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2465 I can't help it -- I went to THE Ohio State. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2466 Do you think it will rain on your parade? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2467 I'm beginning to think this was a big mistake. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
2468 You told me your dominatrix did home visits. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
2469 Hey, pssst....Off the record...Got any tic-tacs? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2470 This one time, in band camp... 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2471 As long as we get some Black Friday deals - it was worth it 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2472 Think she's playing lost compass? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2473 So where's the free dessert? 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2474 I told you "blind faith" never does any good 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2475 I love a good parade. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2476 You always did crawl to the feet of a different march, didn't you? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2477 Just hang in there — he's going to make pep band GREAT again. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2478 I should have read the fine print before signing up 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2479 Are we really going to see Santa at the end of this parade? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2480 Leadership is all that counts. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2481 She marches to the beat of a different drummer. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2482 Well, we've gone this far- may as well finish the march. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
2483 Yeah, but neither are we 76 trombones. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
2484 I could swear she was wearing a pantsuit when we started! 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2485 Guess the rumors are true. The NFL attendance is down. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2486 Yeah, I don't remember the moral of the Pied Piper either. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2487 Is her name really Jean Philip Sousa? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2488 "What harm would their be in marching to the beat of a different drum major?" you asked. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2489 I like the view from behind! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2490 I don't think I like Utah's interactive half-time show. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2491 Trump University Alumni or one of his contractors? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2492 Talk about celebrating global warming denial! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2493 Didn't you think it was a dessert parade? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2494 I'm excited about our new direction. But I'll admit I'm still a bit leery of it. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2495 NOW she wants to go to Iowa! 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2496 I heard she gets paid more than us." "Yeah, I heard she's an illegal immigrant from Syria with a transgender partner" "I wouldn't want the job. Having to smile all the time. I have to be myself." "At the end of the day, we're all fucked" "True 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2497 Just admit you signed us up for the Annual 'Baton' Memorial March by mistake. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2498 Why couldn't we get a normal drill sergeant? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2499 It's a good thing this isn't snow. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2500 Trump L'oeil! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2501 We ate the 76 trombones, why stop now? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2502 ''It's been 40 years since she parted the sea. Do you think we're still on target for that pot of gold?'' 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2503 "Everybody loves a parade," but this is going to FAR!! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2504 I was promised a Starbucks when we reach the city. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2505 It’s hard to stay in step without t music. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
2506 It's time we tell Simon he's taken this game too far. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2507 Simon's so bossy today. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2508 When and where did we lose the drummers? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
2509 Well, he definitely marches to the beat of a different drummer. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2510 It's important to follow a leader. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2511 I told you she has stamina. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2512 Worth it! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2513 I thought the ones marching to a different drummer went the other way. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2514 The marching band refused to yield...until inevitable death from starvation. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2515 A plan to lead us out of despair, a relentlessly upbeat persona--and killer legs, to boot; now THIS is the woman who can beat Trump in 2020! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2516 I knew we should have taken a left at Columbus Circle. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2517 She's a very determined young lady. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2518 Garter. I thought you said there was a garden ahead. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2519 Well, it seemed like a good idea last yesterday. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
2520 I know we told her we'd follow her anywhere, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2521 Pace yourself. The march isn't until January 21. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2522 In the event of nuclear holocaust, deploy your emergency bandleader who will guide you to safety. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2523 Now I'm thinkin' she DIDN'T say, "Follow me to the dessert, boys." 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
2524 No, it's MY turn next and then you go. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2525 march 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2526 Trust me on this, our loyalty will be rewarded when the rest of the crowd realizes she is on the right track. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2527 Okay, I think we did it. We beat the band. You tell her. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2528 On the flip side, watching her butt wiggle makes it sorta fun. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2529 I'm really attracted to the fact that she marches to the beat of her own drum. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2530 You know my grandfather died at the real Bataan Death March. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2531 I just had this nagging thought that she might be a mirage. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2532 It's a fine start Meredith, but the audience might also expect trombones... a few coronets... 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
2533 Can you tell me, why did we do this again? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
2534 Just imagine the thunderous applause as we enter stage left for journey's end. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2535 After that last curve I'm beginning to doubt she's on the hunt for water... 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2536 I never can resist her siren song. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2537 It's a march - 4/4 time, I think....... 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2538 Women didn't fall in line behind Hillary but some white men did. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2539 Pomp? I thought you said pump. 1.1379 0.04952 87 79 4 4
2540 She thinks she hears a different drummer. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2541 Im only following because she promised water 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2542 I see we both go the high stepping, spirited type 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2543 Thank God, we forgot our sousaphones. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2544 There are alternate ways to get to Pretoria 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
2545 Always my curse--following the wrong majorette. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2546 It was your idea to play follow the leader. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2547 Iowa, Joe, Iowa!! Don't you see? We're not lost. Just keep following her. She's kicking off the start of the 2020 caucus! 1.1379 0.04952 87 79 4 4
2548 But which one was the dale? 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2549 Why did you have to tell her that her white cane is a baton? 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2550 We should have taken some music lessons. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2551 Please tell him that one of the saxophones is out of tune—this is torture. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
2552 I must admit, my mirage hallucinations have improved since increasing my Ginko Biloba. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2553 She's so upbeat, I'd follow her anywhere. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2554 It must be a halftime mirage. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2555 T hat''s what we get for being out of step. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2556 She's one hell of a Sand Leader 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2557 Should we tell her Thanksgiving is over? 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2558 Off to the right is were they filmed Star Wars Episode IV. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2559 I'm not even a baton man 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2560 This Hipster Tour of the Mojave Desert wasn't quite what I had in mind. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2561 A plan to lead us out of despair, a relentlessly upbeat persona--and killer legs, to boot; now THIS is your first female President of the United States! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2562 I didnt support Trump after the audio tape. You? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2563 I thought this parade ended at the wall? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2564 Someone should tell her that, as a rule of thumb, shorter, more frequent breaks work better than infrequent, longer breaks. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2565 Is this your mirage or mine? and will she lead us to water? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2566 Only seventy-five trombones to go. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2567 At this point, we're more of a marching sand. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2568 I'm starting to think there really is a drought, so much for marching blindly to the beat of the Trump,.....I wonder what else isn't true? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2569 At least it ain't rainin' on our parade. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2570 I warned you not to get her a step tracker. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2571 It must've rained on her parade... 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2572 I thought sooner or later we'd find a big cooler of Gatorade ... 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2573 Does she know where we're going, or is she leading us astray? 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2574 What if she's a robot? 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2575 Mirage,shmirage, who cares? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2576 We knew better than to join that parade of climate change deniers. Why didn't we fight back when we had the chance?? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2577 I hope her GPS system is working. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2578 No, I don't know how its going to be great again. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2579 Did you know that George Bush was once a twirler too? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2580 Keep a-movin', Dan. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2581 With white working class men behind her, I figure the sky's the limit. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2582 This can't be what it's all about Alfie. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2583 Stop bitching, Stan. We must be almost at the stadium by now. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2584 At least, we don't have to carry those humongous bass drums anymore. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2585 I can't even recall what instruments were supposed to be playing! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2586 I can still hear the band playing our swan song. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2587 So much for "Give it a twirl"! 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2588 I love it when she tortures us with all this zigging and zagging. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2589 What parade is this again? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2590 Just because there aren't seventy-six trombones doesn't mean it's a mirage 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2591 Trying to find your car after the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2592 Survival of the flounciest 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2593 I'm betting it rains on this parade. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2594 Submit what they will, those captions should all boil down to, "I hate her." 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2595 She promised Gatorade once halftime ends. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2596 I know, I know, but his marching band was huge and bigly successful. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2597 I have to tell you, I'll be very disappointed if there is no marching band at the end of this. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2598 Look, it's a guy! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2599 These off-the-strip Vegas shows aren't half bad. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2600 It's just that you keep parading around like you're always thirsty or something. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2601 Do you think the parade will be over in time for the Homecoming Dance? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2602 You're still not in sync! Do as I say, not as I do. It's 1,2,3,4, 1,2,3,4. Not 1,2, 1,2. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2603 She's Georgia O'Keefe's daughter. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2604 A considered turn to the right? No, I'm just following out of idle curiosity 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2605 That is the last time I book the scenic tour. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2606 I just remembered Martha wanted me to bring a ham home this evening. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2607 I think we were better off following that blind tortoise with IBS. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2608 You know, of course, we'll have to drink her bodily fluids to survive.. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2609 I love a parade, the tramping of feet, I love every beat, I hear of a drum! I love a parade, when I hear a band, I just want to stand, and cheer as they come... 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2610 When will she pass the baton? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2611 Her cup is half full. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2612 "Times like this I wish I had Donald Trumps energy". 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2613 With those tiny hands, I keep expecting him to drop the baton. But no. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2614 He thinks we're going to Burning Man. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2615 Frankly, I was hoping for an ice-cream float. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2616 Have faith. She's cheer leader, rain dancer, water diviner all rolled into one! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2617 Woo hoo, we left the marchers in the dust! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2618 Ok, who told you she could do a rain dance? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2619 If we stay close to her we won't get run over by the band. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2620 At least there's a cloud in the sky... 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2621 No matter what, I'm still with her! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2622 Remember? Yesterday she had on riding boots! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2623 This is what we get for not paying the last pipe piper. 1.1294 0.04962 85 78 3 4
2624 She promise you drumsticks too? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2625 So what are we supposed to be celebrating? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2626 You think all of this is really worth it for free David Copperfield tickets? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2627 So When do we get to dot the "I"? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2628 They're calling it a Post-Truth Parade. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2629 Frankly, I'd enjoy this mirage more if it came with actual marching band music. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2630 I don't know about you, Randy--but nothing gets me up and moving like the Washington Post March!!! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2631 At least the view from down here is pretty good! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2632 We should have turned at the trombone player. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2633 There must be good times with celebrations somewhere. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2634 I bet we'd do better if we had batons, too! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2635 Wait, are we still protesting that guy?! Where is everyone?! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2636 I think we're finally on the right trail. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2637 I have to admit, this guy could shoot somebody in the middle of Fifth Avenue and I'd still follow him. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2638 At least you have an excuse, I'm a trumpet player! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2639 That's where you are supposed to come in with the euphoniums, Charlie 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2640 I like where this new leader is taking us. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2641 To be honest with you Ken, after following your hinder for the last three days I really don't care if it is a mirage or not. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2642 You sure his name is Moses? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2643 I know you're thirsty, but don't rain on my parade. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2644 Nothing is going to rain on *this* parade. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2645 I haven't the heart to tell her that I still don't hear any trombones. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2646 He said he is taking us to a new life. That has to be a good thing, right? 1.1294 0.04962 85 78 3 4
2647 What's in her energy drink? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2648 I don't see any point in letting her know we're leading from behind. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2649 This is one long game of "Follow the Leader" 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2650 This is my fuckin' fantasy, so what are you still doin' here? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2651 We never should have voted for Jill Stein! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2652 No one really wins a battle of the marching bands. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2653 An original mirage! I love it! 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2654 Mine was a protest vote. You? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2655 "Great Idea", 2 tickets to the Cactus Bowl? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2656 Marching to the beat of indifference to bums 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2657 We'll make Macy's parade on time, you watch. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2658 Mirage or not, I just feel inspired to keep following! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2659 I'd try Uber, but my cell isn't showing any bars. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2660 This Real Desert sightseeing tour seems a little bit orchestrated. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2661 Does this make us 'sheeple'? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2662 Would people mistake us for camels from Google Earth? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2663 Stick with it and someday you'll be as good a follower as I am. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2664 And of course, if that gets leaked, we'll say this conversation was locker-room talk 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2665 Convivial tone this mirage, don't you think? 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2666 OK, you were right, not too many Irish live in Death Valley.... 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2667 Of course that would have been easier, but I left my dowser in the car. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2668 She said she knew the way to Macy's and who are we to doubt her? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2669 Is this our path to greatness? Following this flamboyant person? 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2670 I think our supreme leader slightly misinterpreted what it means to keep calm and carry a big stick. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2671 Have you ever really taken a good look at yourself? I mean a REALLY good look. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2672 When were things supposed to start getting better? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2673 Well it's a better view! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2674 '... from sea ... to ... shining....' O, Christ, is it 2020 yet? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2675 He said there is refreshments at halftime. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2676 You know, we'd never have got this service if we'd gone to a small, trendy liberal arts college. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2677 Stop singing 'Don't Rain on My Parade'! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2678 She seemed really confident about heading this way. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2679 Still think she knows where the waterhole is? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2680 Thoreau said we should march to the beat of a different DRUMMER. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2681 No doubt we've both fallen for her. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2682 Times like this, I wish I learnt how to play the tuba. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2683 By now, we're old enough to find our way back to Hamelin. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2684 I don't care what she wants to do as long as she leads us to water. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2685 Wandering for four years in the wilderness is better than forty. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2686 This is every bit as good as her tweets! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2687 I'd say there's more chance of Trump being president than this being a mirage. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2688 One, we're crawling...not marching. Two, we don't have instruments. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2689 I hope you are happy with your vote! We're being led into the unknown. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2690 I'm dying of thirst and now you're telling me he's really a mirage? 1.1294 0.04962 85 78 3 4
2691 Do have change for a 20? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2692 You know, ... I only like a parade. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2693 He's leading us to a great place, 'a tremendous place, you won't believe', he said. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2694 she knows where water is 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2695 I think that she is leading us from one ex-stream to another. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2696 Nothing ever happens around here. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2697 I guess the band music was a mirage after all. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2698 Wait til' you see the encore 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2699 Excuse me if I'm not feeling super patriotic right now. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2700 Actually, I still prefer deuces wild to follow the queen. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2701 Is it just me, or did we take a wrong turn off the football field? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2702 I dropped my kazoo. You'll have to take over the next time she says, "Strike up the band." 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2703 It's a major desert 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2704 She clearly marches to her own drum beat. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2705 Get ready...in six measures we spell out Chrysanthemum. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2706 Seriously! Why did we have to park with the band? 1.1294 0.04962 85 78 3 4
2707 You and your, "Let's be in a parade, it'll be fun" crap! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2708 Forget the desert bowl, next year it's Pasadena or bust 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2709 You won't believe this, but I've got this ear worm that I can't get outta my head and it's driving me crazy..."76 trombones led the BIG parade..." 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
2710 You wanted change ? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
2711 I guess we shouldn't have mocked the marching band. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
2712 I feel good about this. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
2713 It's another case of the right temperament, but not enough followers in rural areas. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
2714 I'm so hungry I could eat a pom-pom. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2715 When do you think he'll realize he's naked? 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
2716 until today you and I have always moved to the beat of a different drum 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2717 Yeah - hot weather, and women in skirts. Its still not exactly my idea of a March vacation. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2718 Just keep following. It's her turn. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2719 I wish they'd gives a caption already, so we could stop crawling. 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
2720 She's practising for Trumps inauguration parade. Do you got any tic tacs? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2721 I think it was a good idea to band together. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2722 Broadway was a 1,000 miles back but she's still as spry as ever. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2723 You're lucky. My wife would never do this. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2724 If we have to whistle "76 Trombones" one moe time, I'll throw in the towel. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2725 "I've always crawled to the beat of my own drummer". 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2726 We should have taken a left at Albuquerque! 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2727 Yes, my thighs feel thinner. But not by forty-seven percent. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2728 No, I didn't say "Gala Positioning System"! 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2729 Great gams but slow on the down beat. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2730 Are we "The Band on the Run?" 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2731 We won! 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2732 All this just to break in a pair of new boots? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2733 Have I ever mentioned my PhD thesis on sunk costs? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2734 I hate this time of year. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2735 I told you we should of got better seats for the game 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2736 What if she's just leading us to a Patriots' game? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2737 She marches to the beat of a different drummer. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2738 Optimists ... 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2739 For the hundredth time, we're marching. There is no beat. She's no drummer. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2740 and the beat goes on an on an on ......... 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2741 Lets hope we don't come to a cliff 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2742 We follow our team all the way 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2743 She had you at the first baton twirl. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2744 This is what I call happy trails! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2745 You're doomed to go through life constantly out of step. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2746 Of course I don't like getting trampled on, but I understand there are still key positions open in his cabinet.... 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2747 So far, it's been good. It's the transition I'm worried about. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2748 It makes no sense without a Marching Band... 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2749 When I'm behind her, I'm impressed! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2750 You swear she's out here divining for water? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2751 I thought you said she's leading us to water ! 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2752 With those high struts I was sure she knew the way. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2753 He does this every year. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2754 The town's three residents have a parade whenever tourists come. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2755 Be thankful for what you have 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
2756 I don't think she is leading us towards Herald Square 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2757 I guess Hillary lost her bandwagon 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2758 "Hey, wait a minute, did she say Bataan?' 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2759 Maybe we should reconsider our liberal leaders. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2760 At this point, I'd day the heck with the Rose Bowl! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2761 Well, someone needs to tell her that she's not in command of her band. 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
2762 Don't even think about marrying her. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2763 Girls with directions... 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2764 Either it's a mirage or we're really onto something big! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2765 I can't carry a note. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2766 'He's making us great again, I think.' 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2767 We're three quarters there. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2768 Can you hear the trumpets? We must be getting close. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2769 I always thought the shortest distance between two points was a straight line. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2770 She's like the energizer bunny, she keeps going and going! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2771 And you say Macy's isn't trying anymore! 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2772 Drum majors always know the nearest bar. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2773 I've always been a high boots guy. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2774 She may lead us to the water but we don't have to drink! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2775 There was a lake a mile or so back, but I'm really feeling this guy's charisma. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2776 this is way different then band camp 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2777 I've never met anyone with such command presence. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2778 Do you still think we should have believed her when she said she knew more about the desert than the camels? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2779 Her name is Moses. I imagined her for us. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2780 It's got a good beat, and you can dance to it. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2781 Well, we sang the song, "I love a parade," now what? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2782 You should see her from my side. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2783 Drum major? He's more like a drill sergeant. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2784 Sometimes I wonder if my motivation to keep going is internal, or... ? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2785 I thought he said we were going to River City. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2786 And I would crawl 500 miles 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2787 I know this didn't work before, but trust me she will make us great again! 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
2788 No, I told the genie I wanted to enjoy a warm dessert with my buddy after you made a dumb wager. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2789 the bet's off if she trips. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2790 Hope she knows where we're going. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2791 No sign of seventy-six trombones around here. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2792 Do you believe in mirages? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2793 What's her secret? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2794 The polls say we're following the other guy. 1.1190 0.04910 84 78 2 4
2795 She really marches to the beat of her own drummer. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2796 Your parade, your parade, I'm sick and tired of hearing about your parade. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2797 And to think they said middle management was dead. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2798 Hail to the Victors? Are you kidding me? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2799 Hey Rudy! What's up Chris?! 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
2800 Don't worry--her step's lively. We'll get there hands down! 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
2801 I'm so proud to be an american. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2802 Mirage either way there's bar in our future. 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
2803 Anyway we should reset ourselves to follow the new leader. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2804 I didn't see it coming but it's so obvious now! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2805 Jeez, we fell for the same damn thing in "Animal House. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2806 Well we found the circus, the bread must not be far behind. 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
2807 I've been through the desert on a horse with no name it feels good to be out of the rain. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2808 This is the last time I try peeking under someone's skirt. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2809 ' come on, keep up. she's saying right left right left.' 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2810 I hear there's water at the end of the Macy's parade. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2811 Next year I hear we're behind the inflatable ship. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2812 But you said The Music Man was a great play and we should follow its lead! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2813 It's a Long Way to Tripperary! 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2814 Still easier than following the Presidential candidacy race...albeit not as entertaining. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2815 I never thought an oasis looked so good! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2816 He doesn't identify as thirsty. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2817 She says she's from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. All things considered I have my doubts. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2818 I thought you said" travel to the beat of a different drum major!" 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2819 Band or no band, she looks like she knows where we should go. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2820 This means our crawl is half over. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2821 Is this desert or dessert -- I never can remember? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2822 Yes, she is a strong leader. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2823 Do you think they'd still "long to be in that number" if the knew? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2824 I can see my wife from here. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2825 Remember three years ago?! It started to rain at about this time. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2826 Yeah, you're right-pointless, but the view IS awesome! 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2827 I told you we were flying over Burning Man. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2828 She knows the way to San Jose. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2829 The election's over but you're still out of step. 1.1190 0.04910 84 78 2 4
2830 Don't let the parade pass you by. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2831 I'm the starting quarterback. 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
2832 She said something about getting away from the noise of the bagpipes and I think she succeeded. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
2833 If we make it back one of these days, those boots can walk all over me. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
2834 Victory first, then food. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
2835 Are you sure Pretoria's all that? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
2836 But your 'upskirt' caption will be deemed too lewd for publication 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
2837 He may be marching to a different drummer, but a concession stand can't be far away. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
2838 When do we get horns? You said there would be horns. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
2839 You're absolutely certain she's taking us to water? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2840 I knew we were in trouble when we lost the balloon. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2841 Once she twirls the baton, we'll look for water. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2842 Are you sure she knows where the water is? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2843 She promised bread with this circus, right? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2844 Now I kinda hope it doesn't rain. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2845 I prefer this tall drink of water over the mirages we were seeing. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2846 Women are tougher than men. 1.1098 0.04593 82 76 3 3
2847 In retrospect I wish we'd stopped at the outskirts of Gary. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2848 She's never been much of a cook, but she's always been able to life my spirits. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2849 I doubt we we'll get full credit on our activity trackers today. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2850 I'm stating the obvious, but that song about '76 Trombones' was bullshit. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2851 Whoever lasts the longest gets to dot the I. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2852 Are we in Nevada yet? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2853 How far is the Rose Bowl? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2854 "Marching to a different drummer"...NOT funny, Hal. Where is that gold mine she promised? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2855 I'm beginning to feel as though the herd mentality has gotten the better of us. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2856 I told you we weren't misogynists. Women really can't be trusted. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2857 Can I be the leader now? We've been following you for two days already. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2858 Honey, I think I drank too much salt water. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2859 Vladimr, we should have kept waiting. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2860 I was really hoping that this wasn't going to become such a death march! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2861 I'm starting to think the $2300 we spent on this foot fetish retreat wasn't worth it. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2862 Well, at least it's a different drum major. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2863 And you probably also think our football team won the game, don't you? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2864 Here come four years of the blind leading the blind........to the middle of nowhere. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2865 Well, this IS better than sweeping up after the elephants! 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2866 I think we're ready for reality TV, but is reality TV ready for us? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2867 I know we´re inspired by Al Jolson, but I don´t think we´re up to a million miles. 1.1098 0.04593 82 76 3 3
2868 Are you sure she's 'knickerless' 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2869 We said we were thirsty for water not Wagner! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2870 These Veterans' Day parades get longer every year. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2871 You were right--this one is a 'dumb' majorette. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2872 We may not find any water, but admit it...this is kinda fun. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2873 I keep myself...Am I imagining her or is she imagining us? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2874 He's making suffering great again. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2875 Another leader jumping in front of the parade. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2876 Is the last prostitute on earth even a woman? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2877 And they think 'Script Ohio' is tough. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2878 You know, Dad, I still think an essay about winning State would have gotten her in. 1.1098 0.04910 82 77 1 4
2879 I swear I heard her say we're only marching as far as Astoria. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2880 Victory, Victory is our cry. V-I-C-T-O-R-Y 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2881 These halftime shows are getting to be out of hand. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2882 When she orders you to bark.... .just pretend you don't hear! 1.1098 0.04593 82 76 3 3
2883 I thought we were going for sushi. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2884 It's right then left, and I get to dot the "i" in Ohio 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2885 Damn I wish I was a celebrity and could just grab it. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2886 I would take my turn in the lead, but she won't let me wear the outfit. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2887 But, in a skirt like that, the breeze would hit home right away! 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2888 Coach was right...she's not a mirage. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2889 Stop the parade now? But those vultures will be heartbroken. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2890 At night she will be on all fours too. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2891 We should've just let the pharoh be band leader. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2892 Palm Springs is her white whale. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2893 It's a Long Way to Tripperary! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2894 I am losing my mind. Now I think I have sand in my mouth. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2895 I almost lost hope until saved by this strong leader. 1.1098 0.04593 82 76 3 3
2896 Are you telling me we're commemorating the Baton Death March? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2897 Nice mirage, but where does she keep the water? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2898 It won't be long now - her baton is empty. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2899 Was the guy who told you she had no stamina named Trump by chance? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2900 I never thought we'd still have a chance at a Bowl game. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2901 She asked me...and I knew it was a sousaphone, but I called it a tuba. Why, what'd you do? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2902 So this is the new boot camp? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2903 I saw her in a commercial for high fiber cereal. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2904 Just banding together is not enough. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2905 I'd say she's from a small town that needs new residents. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2906 Well boys, you did ask me to prove my stamina! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2907 shes a mirage 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2908 It's your parade. I don't see a thing. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2909 She’s only a mirage, but give thanks anyway. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2910 Ok, ok, I think we underestimated her in the "Follow me anywhere" feeling! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2911 When she kicks high I can see her panties. 1.1098 0.04593 82 76 3 3
2912 There's just something about those legs, I can't help it. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2913 This Drum Major was supposed to lead us to the Rose Bowl, instead she is leading us to the Cactus Bowl. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2914 Folks, we had a little trouble, right here in river city, and that started withT, and that rhymed with C, and that stood for Chinese hoax. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2915 The marching band will catch up to us, you'll see. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2916 I BET YOU A BOTTLE OF WATER IT'S A MALE 1.1098 0.04593 82 76 3 3
2917 A big parade is so inspiring! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
2918 Now let's go backwards! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
2919 This is quite the mirage 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
2920 She's definitely on some type of high horse 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
2921 Ya think 76 trombones led the big parade? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
2922 Did I hear somebody say 'deplorables'? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
2923 Who hired this dumb major? 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
2924 Is this what you expected when we signed up for Barry's Bootcamp? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2925 No, I'm not a big Sousa fan either. But if you have a better idea I'd like to hear it. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2926 If she offers me a Red Bull again, this time I'll take it. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2927 Thanks dude, this Trump majorette beats a camel any day of the week. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2928 I feel more like the dumb corps... 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2929 Hope she's heading for the Rose Bowl. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2930 When she turns around, we whip out our kazoos and play Superfreak. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2931 Remind me, what were the enticements? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2932 I told you to check out Craigslist's personals! 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2933 He still seems real even this close. Try to grab a leg. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2934 Are you sure the saying is "March to the beat of a different drum major?" 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2935 How far to the end of the earth? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2936 There's a Macy's near hear? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2937 Ok we were wrong. You've still got it after 50 years! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2938 Who is this woman and why is she leading us from the shores of Tripoli? 1.1000 0.04570 80 75 2 3
2939 I am sure she will lead us to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2940 It was kind of the boss to give us an escort on our final journey. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2941 She assured me she was heading to Michigan-Ohio State. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2942 It may be Death Valley, but we're in a Thanksgiving parade! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2943 We gotta start a 'Fund-Me-Page' for a tour bus. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2944 Something tells me this isn't the way to the parade. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2945 What gives? Weren't we supposed to see an oasis? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2946 Are you sure she said she was a water dowser! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2947 Oh yeah? Well, I saw 76 trombones back at the last bend. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2948 I'll give him one more week to find Mexico; then I'm turning back. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2949 Take me to your bandleader. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2950 Sacagawea--the real story 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2951 It was hard getting here but at least we made it by halftime. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2952 How much further to the inauguration? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2953 I lost my drum about five miles back. How about you? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2954 I'm sure we'll get there in 2020! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2955 Mirage? I thought you said miracle. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2956 This is not what I had in mind when I signed up for endurance marching. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2957 I always thought desert mirages were of an oasis. This just as futile but far more entertaining. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2958 Ironic, that I asked my wife not to rain on my parade. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2959 She's from Iowa ... and must have made a wrong turn off 34th street. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2960 I think his eyes are growing old 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2961 I will never mansplain again. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2962 Welcome to hell for student loan scofflaws. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2963 Follow the leader is a great game, even for a mirage! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2964 She's the Wal-Mart store manager. She keeps promising to open the 3rd register... 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2965 I wonder if she believes in karma? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2966 I’m with you on the desert survival boot camp, but what’s the deal with the drum majorette? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2967 I didn't know you could read sandskrit 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2968 She said she knew a watering hole within walking distance! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2969 I missed the last "left face" but it's been worth it. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2970 It's amazing how she keeps in time with no instruments. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2971 She seems to know where she's going which is more than either of of us, or Trump, for that matter, can claim. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2972 I'm just glad we made it past Trump Tower. The crowds were oppressive. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2973 This is the last protest I sign up for, does she know she Lost ? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2974 I wonder if this is how Moses led the Hebrews through the desert? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2975 Where is the drummer? My knees hurt. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2976 Can't wait to have a shower and hear some locker room talk 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2977 I love follow the leader. And do you have any idea where we are? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2978 Are you sure this is the drum major for Trump University? 1.1000 0.04570 80 75 2 3
2979 And this is just the warm-up exercise. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2980 The Drum Major really takes this Rose Parade thing pretty seriously. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2981 Where does she get all that energy? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2982 Who wouldn't prefer this to a pantsuit 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2983 Maybe he said turn right at the SAND. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2984 'Agenda to follow.' You're a real piece of work you know that? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2985 The 76 trombones dropped off at Timbuktu. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2986 A leader that glitzy and cocksure has to be taking us somewhere! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2987 I hope when she joins the band they'll have some water. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2988 Waze said that because of all the protests, this would be much quicker than taking fifth avenue. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2989 I always loved the cheerleaders. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2990 This doesn't look like Script Ohio to me. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2991 hubba hubba 1.1000 0.04570 80 75 2 3
2992 Don't ask, just follow! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2993 Are you real sure that's a diving rod? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2994 The Bachelorette- Sahara Nights 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2995 She hears the drummer...we see the drum majorette! 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2996 I thought that our March To Restore Prohibition would draw a more enthusiastic response. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
2997 If you didn't get another march from iTunes, we would've had enough battery for Google Maps. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
2998 This is her first time as a drum major, but she's a real whiz at accounting. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
2999 I understand the need for tryouts, but when does the band ever perform on all fours in the sand? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
3000 She swears it's even more fulfilling than a regular marathon. 1.1000 0.04570 80 75 2 3
3001 I agree, we march to the beat of a different drum majorette. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
3002 Damn GPS needs updated maps 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
3003 Should we ask her to please straighten it out? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
3004 The Pied Piper lacked ambition. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
3005 She's a walking ad for a gluten free diet. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
3006 I knew we should have made that right turn at Albuquerque. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
3007 I think she is a Drum Mirage 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3008 I believe the institution of 'rock-paper-scissors' was invented precisely for occasions like this. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3009 Forget Jesus. We'll take her over him any day! 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3010 These mirages are becoming annoying. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3011 They said they were sending a Sandpiper to get us out of here. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
3012 My piccolo is uncomfortable, how's your tuba? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
3013 My Facebook feed says we're winning. And I think I see our old jobs out there in the distance. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
3014 she did say yes to the "wet bar" 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
3015 Just because you liked the way she looked didn't mean we had to follow her. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3016 If you can't help carrying on about her height, at least use a different metaphor. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3017 I can almost see the end. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
3018 I get the feeling they're making fun of us. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3019 What do you think of the band program? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3020 He's less mirage and more dressage. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3021 Let's change to a gymnast 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
3022 Did you find your keys yet? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3023 Well look on the bright side. If she doesn't lead us to water at least we got our aerobic exercise in for this week. OR "I'm a real sucker for a woman with leadership qualities." 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3024 She's marching to the beat of her own drum we should have turned around long ago. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3025 I divorced her 5 years ago.” “I did, 2 years ago. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
3026 Rock, scissors, paper! Rain on her parade! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3027 Follow me, to search for your lost destiny. 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3028 I just really feel that he is one of us. 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3029 Too bad Darwin isn't around. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3030 Got to get us some of them boots! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3031 Ya know Frank, She's really taking this 'role playing' thing - too far. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3032 I-I-I-I LOVE A PAR-R-R-ADE! DA DA DA DA DAH. DA DA DA DA DAH. (singing) 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3033 You said, "This one doesn't look like a smuggler!" 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3034 Election day is near, I can feel it now! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3035 The Trump Major 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3036 I told you we should have marched to our own beat. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3037 Earl, you still 100% sure she's dowsing water with that stick of hers? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3038 Authentic practice field aside, we're not making it to the Desert Bowl Half Time Show. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3039 These parade routes just keep getting longer, don't they? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3040 Hmmm, I thought she said that I could dot the "I." 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3041 A beautiful majorette is like a melody! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3042 This anti-Inauguration Day Parade was a great idea. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3043 No,I didn't look up her skirt!!" "Wonder what's inside that baton? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3044 You can lead them to water, but you can't make 'em drink 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3045 Just forty more days and nights 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3046 Now that the major is cross-dressing should we still say, "Major-sir, can we have a break?" "Or do we say Majorette-ma'am, can we have a break?" 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3047 I feel like a rat. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3048 According to the polls, he should be leading us to salvation 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3049 If this is what they mean by a different drummer, count me in! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3050 Well he certainly is leading us, but where is this different drummer? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3051 Sure she's composed now, but wait'll she finds out there's only a gender neutral bathroom. 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3052 Alright, she hasn't figured out we're off course yet. You owe me $50 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3053 Do you think the company's new exercise mandate may be retributional? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3054 I'm going to follow him. There should be water in River City. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3055 Was that 76 trombones or lamb bones? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3056 Are you "the different drummer?" 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3057 Unfortunately, he marches to the beat of a different navigation app. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3058 She misses the old days of the Ohio state marching band 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3059 When we married, I promised I'd always look up to her for her spunk. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3060 I'd drink the sand if she asked me to! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3061 I know life's a bitch, but keep crawling Josef! We're in a PARADE! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3062 This is the Bataan crawl. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3063 Do you really think she knows where the nearest Starbucks is? Who cares?! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3064 I'm following her because I am a Trumphite! What about you? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3065 We quit the marching band to join the aimlessly crawling band. 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3066 She pledges to make our band great again. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3067 I can't believe he's wearing that. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3068 HHow long do you follow the Piper for water? 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3069 She said there was going to be an audience. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3070 Funny, he doesn't look Jewish. 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3071 CAN YOU SAY "EVEREADY"? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3072 Do you think she'll ever get tire of campaigning? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3073 Follow the leader. 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3074 I drew the line at playing trombones! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3075 I know tables are hard to get at this restaurant but, this is ridiculous! 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3076 Hope she's marching to the song "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3077 I'm committed, but I did just think this was a block party. 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3078 She says she's headed for Pasadena. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3079 It was a lot worse before he got his promotion. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3080 Were you in the marching band or in the drum and bugle corps? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3081 Who knew we climate skeptics would get to grand marshal Trump's 2020 Inaugural Parade, right?! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3082 Still have that drum beat in your head? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3083 I was in the marching band at Yale. Trust me, this is better. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3084 Must she always parade around like this? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3085 I am beginning to dislike robots. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3086 A few more miles; I'm starting to understand that whole hijab thing. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3087 It's eight steps for every five yards. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3088 Never took you for such a "Funny Girl" fan. 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3089 This post-truth marching tune sure is upbeat! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3090 I regret skipping all those gym classes. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3091 Are you certain the directions said left after the car wash? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3092 First-rate baton twirling, but the band sure is lousy. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3093 At the time, she seemed to boost our level of confidence to lead us out. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3094 But he promised to bring our water back. 1.0886 0.04482 79 75 1 3
3095 Re. accepting invitations for parade participation: location, location, location.. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3096 I can't wait to get to the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3097 Maybe this is where your life path was meant to take you 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3098 I got lost on a comment stream. You? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3099 She also told you to follow her to get a date? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3100 Do you play the flute or the piccolo? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3101 Wow, where was this little gem when we were agonizing over the Pantsuit and the Comb Over? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3102 Ah! Butt-shade on parade! 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3103 Remember last year when she led us over Niagara Falls? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3104 She must march to the beat of a different bum. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3105 Never thought I would be banned for life. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3106 She told me when they're having the next tryouts for majorette--I'm in. Are you? 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3107 Do you remember that scene from Animal House? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3108 We don't need instruments, just musical fruit. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3109 Are you sure you saw a nut? 1.0886 0.04482 79 75 1 3
3110 Desert, smesert. I just wanna see the big game. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3111 Even though she's not a 10, you should still grab her by the p***y. 1.0886 0.04482 79 75 1 3
3112 Listen, it's win-win. We hydrate and avoid becoming a cliché... 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3113 Why are do we keep following her? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3114 I swore I'd support her till the end, but now I think she's really gone off the rail 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3115 I think I could get used to this! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3116 All but 3 of the band members perished in the desert after the band leader was told to go "left at the alley" and misunderstood it as "death valley." 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3117 I was expecting Charlton Heston, not Majorette Dundee. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3118 "Worst idea ever"! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3119 Planners for the inauguration day parade promise a tremendous event that will warm the heart of every American. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3120 HUP - two - three - four. HUP - two - three - four. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3121 For once it is not a mirage! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3122 Hang in there, the legend said it was worth it! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3123 See? I told you this is major! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3124 He's very enthusiastic 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3125 It looks like half-time; I'm sure that there will be water if we make it to the side lines. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3126 His leadership quality gets my vote! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3127 Adding insult to injury. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
3128 When the saints go marching out. 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
3129 I thought my dying dream was a Rockette, until I got this vision of a desert majorette. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3130 "Let's go to the John Philip Sousa Singalong - we'll have a great time..." Nuts! 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3131 Not only is the OJ trial over. Apparently, the election's over. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
3132 I am not sure we should have followed her after that last lemonade stand. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
3133 We've seen a regular mirage and then a Fata Morgana. What is this one called? 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
3134 I agreed, but lets try to stop at the next one.... 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
3135 In our defense, a baton is not as heavy as a tuba. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
3136 Another mix up of directions from headquarters. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
3137 This transgender bathroom protest march has been exhausting! 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
3138 It's better than watching J.Lo play a cop. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
3139 How much longer will we follow The Different Drum Majorette? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
3140 This tea party convention better have some drinks! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3141 After passing the baton to trump, I'm thirsty for library 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3142 Yo, don't dat pussy smell good tho? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3143 She's a good leader, but her showmanship is a bit dry. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3144 OK, Remember Stork in Animal House? what a great ending! 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3145 How did we go from marching in a band to crawling in the sand. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3146 'We could've disobeyed. I don't think she is who you think she is.' 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3147 If the Cubs can win, there's always hope for the Bears! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3148 I like her red hat. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3149 You can't go wrong when you follow the band-wagon. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3150 I thought you said she would lead us to the big game? 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3151 We're certainly NOT hearing the beat of the same drummer. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3152 She's always marched to her own drummer. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3153 I just thought that the rumor of "water up ahead" warranted it. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3154 We've let a woman trump us yet again. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3155 Where did you put my drum? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3156 I thought he said to follow the sand not band 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3157 Look, it's a two-humped camel! 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3158 I'll spot you a touchdown and a field goal for a glass of water. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3159 Drawing by Frank Cotham, Contest #547, November 28, 2016 Come on. This is the Inaugural parade. The next four year can't be that bad. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3160 Seriously Frank! 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3161 5 more miles and one less person will get me a promotion 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3162 Maybe she thinks we told her that we wanted to play in the sand. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3163 I knew we should have just gone for the ice cream sandwich. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3164 Should we really follow the leader wherever she may go? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3165 My arse she's real. It's just another one of your idiotic mirages. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3166 This is my first moving mirage! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3167 They should change it to "and lead us into pomp and ceremony". 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3168 Funny...Dazzling displays of nature usually distract me from our plight. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3169 Does he know we are not following his beat? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3170 Talk about female stamina this day and age... Where would we be if she was The Commander-in-chief?... 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3171 Two quick observations. One- halftime should have been over 12 hours ago. Two- I think she's plain nuts. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3172 You think we'll see a Denny's anytime soon? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3173 Should we tell her it's a desert? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3174 I'm not sure about this, Larry. Actually, I think it said "WORSHIP can lead us out of the desert.". 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3175 Hey bill, I have to ask, but how long did you say we have been following an elephant for? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3176 I really feel like this is the year he leads us to the championship. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3177 I said "we need to get the lead out". It must have been a heteronym 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3178 Your a star, grab her and make sure she's real! 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3179 So why did you take part in the Manifest Destiny march? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3180 Your sure this is what your physical therapist recommended? 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3181 Now we just need to Like, Comment, and Subscribe. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3182 Do you remember which letter we're on? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3183 Dr. Rorschach, are you sure that cloud will rain on our parade? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3184 oh fuck 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3185 I hope you brought the can opener. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3186 I don't think this is what they meant by follow your own beat. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3187 Think she'll ever stop to rest? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3188 It's called conductivity. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3189 Keep going, there's a football stadium on the horizon! Gatorade! 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3190 "Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it." Sort of. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3191 Just my luck . I always have annoying neighbors. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3192 You were right, Gary is crazy. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3193 It could be worse. He didn’t bring his trombone. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3194 I always knew Drum Majors served a purpose. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3195 Let's switch places and see if he notices. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3196 Perhaps I'm mistaken, but it does not appear we are all marching. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3197 If you would have remembered the banana peels, we could have had those boots miles ago. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3198 Really, just because she asked for directions 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3199 I guess we should have dressed for success. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3200 He has a plan to defeat the desert! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3201 Dunno where we're going, but at least we're keeping in step... 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3202 Don’t blame me. It was you who said signing up for the Band of Brothers was a cool idea. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3203 It's not that I'm exhausted, it's girl-power. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3204 This dose not make any sense. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3205 It's been a lot easier since I traded in my sousaphone for a bottle of Trump water. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3206 Time to turn back? Maybe there's one with GPS. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3207 I don't know where this parade is going, but at least it's different. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3208 Flutes instead of Tubas was a great choice> 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3209 This parade has lost its lustre for me. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3210 I think she's spelling something with our trail. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3211 And wait till you see the bridge she sold me! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3212 He said "follow me to freedom" 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3213 Hey, lets both change our names to Duran!" "Why?" "Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand...! 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3214 There are others. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3215 Are you sure Trump's her father? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3216 Yelp said she was the best dowser in New Mexico 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3217 How far is it to Columbus, Ohio? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3218 Well it's probably a protest of something 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3219 I swear, this is the last time we trombonists lead from behind. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3220 I'm not sure EITHER of us will get to dot the i. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3221 Lost but great. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3222 Right thigh, left thigh, oh hell I'll take any thigh at all. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3223 And this is another example of why we don't have the babies. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3224 Are you sure that he's the leader? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3225 "She was just supposed to, dot the I. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3226 I'll follow a parade anywhere. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3227 It'll be worth it if there's hard candy at the end. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3228 If she starts throwing her baton around; I'm out of here. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3229 The baton does not carry the power of the pipe. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3230 Please keep up and stay in cadence. At parade's end I hear they are handing out free refreshments. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3231 The rhythm is gonna get me too! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3232 Who among us will dot the i? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3233 'I thought marching in the Thanksgiving parade would be much more exciting than this.' 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3234 I thought band practice was on the football field. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3235 He said something about pie. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3236 She'll stop for water if we sing, "You Sexy Thing". 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3237 Hope she knows more than the command to crawl. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3238 He makes dying of thirst so much more fun. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3239 I have no idea why we are following her. I thought it was your idea. That's ironic. I thought it was your idea 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3240 At least she's made no promises she'll break. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3241 Intelligent, sure. Helpful? Not so much. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3242 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3243 What was that about 76 trombones? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3244 A great day! It’s my turn to dot the i 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3245 They said this offsite was all about blazing new trails. Just keep an open mind. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3246 If you want this ass you gotta beg harder than that boys. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3247 It seems we’re farther away from the right track. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3248 Now that I think of it, my travel agent mentioned something about historical inaccuracies in the the Bataan Death March walking tour. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3249 I told you we shouldn't have been down wind of her... 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3250 Now that's precision! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3251 I hear he's going to make our country great again. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3252 I asked you for a drum of water mirage. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3253 Say what you will, these independent candidate rallies haven't lost their flair for the important issues. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3254 How much longer til we get to the dessert, you think? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3255 I know she marches to a different drummer, but I follow her because at least she doesn't crawl! 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3256 Usually we see the big guys on the little cars wearing a fez. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3257 It's St Patrick's day and we're hitting the O'asis Bar at happy hour. Correct? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3258 Thanks to climate change, we no longer need to bundle up for this parade! 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3259 I'm not sure, but they say that water takes the shape of it's container. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3260 You are right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is not wearing any panties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We will follow her anywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3261 Are you sure we haven't pass Carnegie Hall, yet? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3262 In a saturated media market you have to really convince people you want their vote. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3263 Why did you give her your walking stick? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3264 Colonel, Sir, they will blame it on spell checker. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3265 Keep crawling to beat the band. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
3266 Wow! A desert mirage during a parade! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3267 I've always wanted seats on the 50 yard line. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3268 Water? No, I was thinking about the symphony's 4th movement. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3269 Can you smell that? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3270 Is it Chelsea? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3271 I'm just crazy about the trombones. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3272 It said 76 Trombones 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
3273 she thinks we're her dogs, quite frankly I can't blame her! 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
3274 Always follow the leader! 1.0769 0.03985 78 74 2 2
3275 She's gonna make us hydrated again! 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
3276 These boots are made for walking...so how come we're crawling? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
3277 I'm so glad I'm burning off those turkey calories. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
3278 I'm beginning to think...."AI" 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
3279 Hip, two, three, four 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
3280 Beware the Ides of March 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
3281 I'm starting to think that we lost the tour guide. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
3282 We have been playing follow the leader for miles don't you think we can take a break? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
3283 At tomorrow's rehearsal, I'll play "Peaceful Easy Feeling" with more feeling all right. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
3284 'Till death do YOU part. I'm just you're best friend. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
3285 Gee Barnibis, after all this time and you're still putting your left knee before your right 1.0769 0.03985 78 74 2 2
3286 Were saved! She's marching to Georgia! 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
3287 Do you think they'll charge us for the trombones? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
3288 I told her I would not be a drum major in the idiot parade. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
3289 We call this - "Trumping." 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
3290 I’ve never been so happy to not be able to get a tune out of my head. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
3291 All we're missing is the stardust. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
3292 We're getting 10% at the end of the gig, right? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
3293 I'm a thirsty white man. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
3294 This is a win-win for all of us. He gets to perform, and we get to lick the sweat off his legs. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
3295 He's got legs, and he knows how to use them. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
3296 I played trombone in the Stanford band in that infamous Cal game. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
3297 No more recounts. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
3298 Is it sad that we never figured out walking? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
3299 I didn't know divining rods came with accessories. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
3300 I'm not enthused! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3301 I thought you said we would follow Major Drum across the desert. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3302 Things were getting hot, but she always danced one step ahead. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3303 When do we get to see President Trump again? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3304 Are we enslaved? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3305 I'm getting tired of looking at those legs. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3306 I'll follow anyone whose body resembles a swastika. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3307 Mom forgot her underware again! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3308 she must be hiding water in the baton 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3309 How can she parade around wearing that thing? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3310 One two three four "HIGHER and HIGHER ! 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3311 I think we should have stayed at the carnival. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3312 I still think the shortest distance is a straight drum line. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3313 I've missed band camp so much. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3314 Wow, what's your other job? 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3315 If I am honest, I don't mind the loss of direction when we can keep this kind of pace. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3316 It's time we tell him about the other 74 trombonists. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3317 She may be a mirage, but that’s no excuse for your playing off-key! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3318 You'd think he could lead us in a straight line. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3319 ... and they understand irony. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3320 I think it just wore off 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3321 Now I know what it feels like to be a DOG! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3322 He's a taskmaster, but we usually get a break after the third number. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3323 How does he whistle without saliva? 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3324 Trust me, marching to the beat of a different drum major will get us out of here. 1.0667 0.03952 75 72 1 2
3325 Is there a football game somewhere in our future? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3326 Next time you book a vacation with Fantasy Island Adventures, count me O.U.T.! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3327 Good thing we're in Utah. If the "Deseret Majorette" can't lead us to water, nobody can! 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3328 Band practice was more challenging in my parent's generation. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3329 I'm never gonna run around and desert her... 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3330 Are you sure this is the road to Morocco? 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3331 I think the band practice sign said Sahara, not Sarasota. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3332 Hup, one, two, three. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3333 I really like the new majorette look--it gives me more confidence in him as a leader. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3334 As a Tough Mudder and Burning Man enthusiast, the new CEO wants us to learn how to lead with humility and compassion. 1.0667 0.03952 75 72 1 2
3335 Do you think she'll ever get tire of campaigning? 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3336 Hang in there, buddy. I'm sure this champagne room is going to be different. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3337 Where is the rest of the parade. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
3338 Follow me to the land of milk and honey! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
3339 This must be a hangover from my Urine On The Rocks. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
3340 Do you think we're near the Thanksgiving Day parade yet? 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
3341 I think we met at the ice rink both pretending we couldn't get up. Look at us now, who couldn't get up for this! 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
3342 You know, this tryout for the band isn't that bad. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
3343 OK, I'll keep marching. But you be the drum for a while. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
3344 The weather channel said clear and sunny through the weekend with a chance of rain on Monday. 1.0658 0.03900 76 73 1 2
3345 I told you he wasn't the water boy. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
3346 I told you these tracks weren't leading us to the watering hole. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
3347 He hosted Celebrity Apprentice. Do you have a better way to find water? 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
3348 Ain't never rained on myyyyy parade. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
3349 But I heard her mother say she was the only one in-step! 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
3350 No, that's ok, it's your turn next anyway! 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
3351 Hail to the Chief was three songs ago 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
3352 Trump's followers 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
3353 We left our instruments miles back. How much longer is the rehearsal? 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
3354 She knows where the water is! 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
3355 Craig, is that thunder or the drum line? 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
3356 At least we got stuck out here during Mardi Gras. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
3357 Don't know about you, but next year I'm signing up for a resume activity that that's less work than marching band. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
3358 You think she's a Kardashian? 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
3359 I am too parched to hum "Smoke on the Water" again. It's your turn! 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
3360 I think she said fill your mind with positive thoughts. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
3361 Follow the leader. 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
3362 I'm not always sure that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
3363 Still buy that freshwater pond BS? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
3364 There's nothing I love more than a great marching song. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
3365 It's his confidence that keeps me going! 1.0550 0.02195 109 103 6 0
3366 Who knew Baton Bob was venturing out of Midtown? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3367 It was 76 gallons of water--NOT trombones! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3368 One more day, who lives who dies who tells your story? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3369 Did she say Ring-a-ling Brothers or Ding-a-ling Brothers? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3370 I'll follow her anywhere so long as she guts the Affordable Care Act. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3371 i lost my drum...what beat is she traveling to now? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3372 You're humming so badly that my hands and knees are getting out of step. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3373 Miniskirt or no, the band actually left us back there in the mountains. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3374 One set of rules for her, another for us. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3375 This doesn't seem to be a drill. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3376 "His mother taught him to 'look on the bright side',". 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3377 Don't move. Dinner on our six. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3378 Seventy-Six Trombones should be anytime now. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3379 Even in the desert, my pride will be high up. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3380 When Barbra sang "Don't Rain On My Parade", she apparently had a receptive Audience. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3381 Her water devining rod must not be working, she ain't found any water yet! 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3382 Trust me, this is better than panhandling - comes close to half the minimum wage 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3383 If you don't step up, I will. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3384 I'm training for a 401km 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3385 You'd think he'd at least cheer us on. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3386 Your tuba playing gives this mirage authenticity. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3387 Too bad we lost the bass drums after that last dune. They were helping to keep the pace. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3388 I should never have listened to 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3389 The brochure said I’d get to experience what it was like to be deployed soldier, but I never expected something this literal. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3390 I thought we needed a change from our previous routine. So I contacted Macy's. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3391 Hike the ball. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3392 At least we're enjoin g the view... 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3393 Oh, Mr Sandman, tell her that her lonesome nights are over. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3394 So this is how you are going to survive your 'parade fetish'?? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3395 My mirage preference is competitive baton twirling over the desert oasis - much more interesting to watch 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3396 Sure, we're lost. But I know this much: she's gotta be a Democrat or a Republican. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3397 They say band leader costumes and guys crawling is all the rage at Burning Man. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3398 He did say something about a pool, right? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3399 I thought this was supposed to be a re-enactment of the BATAAN death march! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3400 Hell of a way to sign your name, huh? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3401 Trump in the Wild, the newest reality show on E! 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3402 Hope we find water soon, I'm feeling horse. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3403 You grab her left leg, I'll grab her left one. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3404 your going flat boys! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3405 Told you we should've aired on the side of precussion. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3406 Apparently someone warned them about your morale issues. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3407 Did you ever see "The Bridge on the River Kwai"? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3408 You're the one that said we'd hear different drums. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3409 After 27 years of marriage, Greg's imaginary friend Brian finally showed up to help him through the tough parts. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3410 She's better than a camel 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3411 This song has a lot of rests. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3412 I knew all about the shadow government, but, now that it’s out in the open, do we still need a shadow inaugural parade? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3413 When they're running you out of town, I always say get out front and call it a parade. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3414 That was a near miss a few yards back. Has she been partying? 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3415 When do you think he'll turn around and face the music? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3416 Look Miss Thing, Liberace is MY guardian angel..." "I know, I know, and when we get to the oasis, it'll be shaped like a piano. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3417 Let's face it. This parade was a flop from the beginning. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3418 Football stadium? Maybe, we should go back to the others. I hear they cruised across the Red Sea, and the manna is vegan delish. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3419 Race you to the finish line? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3420 Just wait until Spring. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3421 Next game, let's not play Tristan and Isolde. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3422 "Did you know we would be playing "Desolation Row"? 1.0548 0.03848 73 71 0 2
3423 Suddenly the band marching down the alley in Animal House doesn't seem so funny 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3424 It's so cool down here. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3425 Smells like teen spirit. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3426 Hang on Fred, we're halfway home. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3427 The rare, but extremely annoying dolphinis mockus. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3428 I hope she dots the "i" soon. 1.0548 0.03848 73 71 0 2
3429 I'd rather have Trump twitter than follow his every step. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3430 Talk about marching to a different drummer! 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3431 We should've brought our toe shoes. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3432 Which cartoon are we to caption--the one on this page or the previous page which led us to here? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3433 I can't look at his ass for another minute. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3434 I know he's the pied piper and all, but this does NOT look like any tropical island Frank. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3435 'I reckon she must march to a different runner than we do, podner." 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3436 If I have to be part of your mirage, could you at least conjure me up a tuba? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3437 Amazing! And we are the last two guys of the marching squad 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3438 Why can't she just get a marching band instead? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3439 My mother warned me a Rose has many thorns 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3440 "She's a brass band, she's a harpsichord, she's a clar-i-NET! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3441 march 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3442 errr.... Happy Thanksgiving. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3443 Are you sure she said "Bite me?" 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3444 Their apparent flattery is clearly dripping with sarcasm. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3445 They call her Jesse, angel of moxie. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
3446 Desperados waiting for the reign 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3447 Hey, it's a marching mirage! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
3448 I'm really starting to hate those dolphins. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
3449 I hope he knows where he's marching 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
3450 When do you think 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
3451 Tell me again what we're doing! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
3452 We should have known this guy's unhinged. We gotta make a U-turn now. This is rigged. 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
3453 Let's revolt, he's just a jester. 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
3454 Will you please stop singing, "...He's yearning for just one thing more than water"? 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
3455 Drum stick, drum major. Dessert, desert? What's next ... Cranberry Lake? 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
3456 What difference does it make whether it's Thirsty Thursday or we're in the Dying of Thirst Parade? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3457 He promised to make a great parade and it sure is. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3458 You can lead trombonists to a sand dune, but you can’t get ‘em in tune. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3459 I'm really starting to hate such a gung-ho leader... 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3460 It's your turn to go fetch. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3461 This is the best turnout for the ultimate parade yet! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3462 Will you please consult with me before suggesting her a costume next Halloween? 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3463 He told us he was taking home, isnt't home the other way though? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3464 Where's the nearest Applebee's? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3465 She has such a confident marching step, so I decided to follow her. How about you? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3466 Her own drummer thinks she's off-beat(. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3467 Frank, I TOLD you not to play that Ethel Merman CD on the way to our desert trip! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3468 From this angle I'm sure it's Sylvia from our marching band days. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3469 How many electoral votes do we have? 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3470 The "Lawrence of Arabia" theme translates well to marching band, don't you think? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3471 Without feathers or horns we're in a strange band of mate selection. 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3472 I can see the line leading to the box office. 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3473 I love a parade. (A couple of musical notes would work to indicate singing. I don't know this character on my computer.) 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3474 Does this marching "virtuoso" also have a dowsing rod in hand? 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3475 We're a shoe-in for the superbowl! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3476 She's out of control! If you hold her, I'll go back and get the other band members. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3477 We almost got him! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3478 Those are best marching band shoes they're Dinkles, I can tell. You must be hallucinating Sam, those shoes are definitely Speedsters. Just look at the polish. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3479 You're wrong. He did not graduate from the Academy. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3480 I still wouldn't vote for her. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3481 I want first bid on the juicy lips. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3482 rata dadada rata circuse, come on guys stop crawling around. 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3483 Yeah...she promised there would still be Trump rallies. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3484 What band? Was there a band? Must've played on! 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3485 I love the optimism of this desert. 9/10, would crawl across again. 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3486 please, Harry, just say the safe word" "I thought you had it 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3487 It's not a mirage, it's a farage. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3488 What's a leader without their peasant? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3489 Bando is way better than TaeBo; you think you won’t lose weight, but You Will Lose Weight. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3490 Jerry,do you really want to be a cheerleader that bad?... 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3491 I liked it better before Godot showed up. 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3492 arriere pensee the errand. laconically rein mirage. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3493 Of course I believe the band will have water! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3494 I don't think you're properly dressed for this. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3495 They say imitation is a form of flattery.... I dunno, I'm not feeling it. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3496 Wow!...to think I've been doing this commute for years now and never even knew about the cheerleader option! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3497 I said heat, not beat! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3498 Grim reaper means you're dying, what does it mean when you see a majorette? Sorry man, same thing. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3499 With a capital T 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3500 Sure, she marches to her own drummer, but we're nothing but a couple of lemmings. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3501 I think we were supposed to make a left. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3502 Caption for 11/21 issue: Well, Marty, if you weren't pouting, you could be enjoying the dolphin show. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3503 Is the 'American Parade' great again yet? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3504 TGIF 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3505 This would be a lot more fun if it wasn't the dead of winter! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3506 WHAT HAPPENED, ISN'T THIS THE THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3507 It's "crawl through glass" and it's just an expression. 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3508 She's hasn't bathed, either; we're the real Saints 'crawling' in. 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3509 "I hope we make it by Easter". 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3510 I'll never make it to the next watering hole if I have to keep being the tuba guy. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3511 Regret all the trombones dropped out 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3512 Didn't she use to be the pied piper's brother? 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3513 Trumporoaridians Giving 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3514 Maybe we'll finally have a reason to like bands. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3515 I don't know how "Lawrence of Arabia" put up with this. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3516 World record? It was a world record after I listened to another rendition of "Call Me Maybe". 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3517 It was something about Bette Midler at the Shubert. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3518 Ain't no rattlesnakes on a parade route ... dummy! 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3519 She gonna let us smash right? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3520 Liberty's a lot smaller close up. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3521 I knew she was tough when I dropped my piccolo from exhaustion and she said, "March on!" 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3522 The blowhard probably won't even kill Snowden. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3523 What I think my dating life is like.. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3524 When she lights it on fire, careful, its warm. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3525 Why did we make a pit stop at the clothing store again? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3526 Were we supposed to vote? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3527 I have to believe the rest of the Rockettes have a pastrami on rye 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3528 When are you going to tell her this is not the way to the RosevBowl? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3529 So this is what they meant by 'Where band camp meets fat camp' ? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3530 If we don't beat State this year, I give up 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3531 Mom, all I wanted was a Pepsi. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3532 Onwards, gentlemen! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3533 Ironically, she once told me she was wet for me in high school. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3534 look at the massive popular vote. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3535 The vast majority of The New Yorker cartoon captions (if not all but a few) are either not funny or just plain idiotic. Hopefully she's leading us to something funny this time because I'm really thirsty for it. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3536 Personally, I prefer culture to water. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3537 Everybody's spelling by ear these days. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3538 I'm a firm believer that early support reaps political post rewards - go Hillary 2020! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3539 A baton and some high-stepping boots could make this more fun. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3540 I told you I can pick a winner. 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3541 Stay in step with her, or she'll not find the water 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3542 Good is that Mohegan is winning at half time! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3543 The 'black parade' is a little shorter than I expected. 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3544 She may be leading us to a safe place. 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3545 I think she’s serious about us marching behind her. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3546 did we really start this game when we were 6? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3547 He's certainly an entertainer's entertainer. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3548 She's not very encouraging. 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3549 It was a little weird at first, but he's starting to grow on me. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3550 I admit I don't understand women, but do you think she understands us? 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
3551 she is a mirage. I saw her first. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3552 I told you she was married ! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3553 When do the roses start coming up? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3554 Rumor has it that she's a cinch for Miss Congeniality. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3555 Oh. A cis-gendered? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3556 Obviously she knows the way to the ice cone stand. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
3557 The band is still on the parade grounds, 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
3558 Do you think she'll invite us to the dance afterwards? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3559 Milk..just ahead!" 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3560 And, by the time I arrived at Mos Eisley all of the Scum and Villainy groups were already full... so I joined the band instead. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3561 Is he really teaching us how to march? Yes. He is. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3562 With the outfit, overly long ties and an orange comb over, and you too can be world leader. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3563 "Ever thus to tyrants" should not be our fate. Then again, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." "Then we must hang together or surely we will hang alone. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3564 My cousin, 'Vinny the Informant' from Hamelin got better. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3565 She'll get us to an oasis if she has a good battery 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3566 Whaddaya mean, he's not inspiring anymore? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3567 Damn. I think it's 'marching in', not 'marching on'. 1.0286 0.02857 70 69 0 1
3568 Deluded, wishful thinking? I'm going positive: appropriate, exigent approach 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3569 Piper's dry wit compels me to follow her anywhere, but she can't make me drink. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3570 Wow, I was depressed before the election. . . Now Trump is leading us all into depression. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3571 Frankly Barry, she is taking a short cut to Vegas. I am counting our crouching... 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3572 When we get to New York, I'll give her a 'hup-two, hup-three.' 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3573 I think you're confused. This is not the hands on hard body contest. That contest actually has a winner. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3574 Misogyny society second line. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3575 Does it bother you that were just following along. 1.0286 0.02857 70 69 0 1
3576 For Nov 21, 2016 "You'd think they had better things to do besides amusing us." 1.0286 0.02857 70 69 0 1
3577 His leadership style is so inspirational! 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3578 Oh, I suppose another war hereabouts won't make all that much difference. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3579 When did we lose the seventy-fourth trombonist? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3580 Did we have to get behind a snake charmer that can't march in a straight line? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3581 Mine's not a tankard, it's a bottomless tub. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3582 After nine hours of this, we should be grateful we don't hear her marching band. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3583 How 'bout we just call it "even?" 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3584 He said to grab them by the what?! 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3585 You know, this is one parade that rain on! 1.0286 0.02857 70 69 0 1
3586 Gamned if we do... 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3587 Golly, maybe you are right! The quote really did speak about the beat of 'a different drummer' not 'drum majorette'! 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3588 toot toot poot poot bappity bop hop noppy flop! zoinks 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3589 How many dimes? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3590 When I asked her if she knew the way to the country house, she said "Roll with it." 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3591 Damm it. We are suppose to follow a lemming who will lead us to water. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3592 Did she say we have to crawl before we stand or crawl before we're in the band? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3593 I can't doubt her senserity but it's only a practice march and we're all that's left. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3594 I've never felt so tall! It's 9s and 10s for us from now on, just like he said! 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3595 Not your typical handyman job but she said the sink's clogged 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3596 But can they get deserted on a tiny island? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3597 Thank goodness for women in uniform, the marching season is almost over. 1.0286 0.02857 70 69 0 1
3598 We were lucky that she led us join the parade 1.0286 0.02857 70 69 0 1
3599 I'm not too sure we made the right decision when we signed up with this new parade leader. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3600 She's losted. The Thanksgiving parade went the other way. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3601 Look at this! He's bare-legged and wearin' skirt. Y' can never tell these days! 1.0286 0.02857 70 69 0 1
3602 We aren't even there yet. Just give him a chance. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3603 but he marches so confidently!... 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3604 Are we mimicking them 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3605 I really don't want to rain on his parade. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3606 It's only a tryout. I hear term limits are right around the corner! 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3607 Who says you can't control your way to the big top? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3608 I know she has been trained to stay focused ahead, but this is ridiculous! 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3609 I think he is on something 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3610 I thought the Promised Land was somewhere off 5th St.? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3611 This is the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3612 Now a Hillary empress depiction. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3613 why are are we following him again? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3614 She's the Death Valley drum majorette. Let's follow her ! 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3615 She's flashing back to her drum magorette days... 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3616 Right, you told me it's a killer startup, but.... 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3617 Man 1:Wait I thought she was leading us to get dessert not the desert Man 2: apparently we are not alowed to tell her where to lead us to and she knows where she's going! 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3618 I think our search for a watering hole is over." 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3619 She marches to her own drummer, we crawl to our own drumsticks. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3620 I'm sorry we signed up as supernumeraries to follow Olympia in 'The Tales of Hoffman.' 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3621 Better than what they imitated us doing last night... 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3622 I could learn to live like that. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3623 Hey Mort, I think they're trying to tell us something. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3624 Who says, we have to act like people at all times. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3625 I wondered what it takes to win the cartoon caption contest but a joining a desert parade seems as looney as naming the poetry 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3626 I hate it when my mother does that . . . 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3627 isn't that your college fight song he's humming? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3628 Let me lead you to your homeland where you can march upright too! 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3629 Is this what he meant when he said I will take you in my shadow? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3630 Her recession job is to "lead the band through the sand". Think our recession job is being called "the band"? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3631 Tired of hymning John Philip Sousa. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
3632 Ouch, She just kicked dirt in my face. 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
3633 I heard she worked for Nestlé. 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
3634 "Well I'll be, you love a parade to / Well I'll be, you must love a parade too 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3635 Come on, dolphins. Too soon. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3636 So, do you think #MAGA might be a fake news story? 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3637 I didn't break the glass ceiling, so I'll just show you what goes into making glass 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3638 But, Ma, everyone else was doin' it too.... 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3639 Madrigal or mirage? 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3640 I feel like such a nerd. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3641 Screw the pie. Some water would be good. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3642 Domina is included in the package deal. You crawl or she gives ya a clout with her baton of awful pain. Gets me through the day. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3643 How 'bout if you be the brass section and I'll be the springs? 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3644 We . . . awk . . . we gotta keep goin' . . . gak . . . Trump promised us an oasis that's "yuuuuge." 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3645 Hey, you know how we thought she was a dowsing water witch? I'm having second thoughts. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3646 What? Hope " What? 'Hope we're not following a mirage?' Why you always raining on my parade? 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3647 I honestly thought she was talking about Earned Run Averages. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3648 Follow me! You have successfully cross the border before Trump puts up his wall! 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3649 She'll carry the pole if she can't ride the pole. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3650 There will be water and gold as she promised, we won't have to dispute. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3651 She's not deaf. She's audibly challenged. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3652 how come they come and we don't? 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3653 Nah.Now, if you want to see unusual..... 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3654 This might cheer you up, but you've got to turn around very slowly. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3655 She may not lead us to the glass ceiling, but it sure beats crawling backwards! 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3656 Luckily she needed exactly two more band members for the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade! 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3657 It's more of a "curlicue in the sand." 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3658 Mascarade 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3659 You and your best friend become one. A man's best friend is a dog. Jim and Ronald became dogs. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3660 Personally, I prefer the ivory tower... 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3661 Where did she say she was leading us? 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3662 I sure do look ve a parade. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3663 I'm one soldier who finds our new Sgt. Majorette quite inspiring." "I'm one soldier who finds our new Sgt. Majorette quite inspiring. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3664 Must have been something in the tea... I guess next time we'll skip the coffee! 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3665 Burning Man 2043 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3666 She's always been the life of the party! 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3667 How far till we get to the 76 tomboys? 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3668 Yes, I do know it's deeply ironic we're so thirsty after crapping on her idea to do this. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3669 I like your thinking on a GPS! 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3670 Next time we binge-watching this show lets invite a caterer. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3671 Because he makes me feel like I'm a member of the Band. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
3672 'Divine' Baton? I thought you said -- ! 1.0145 0.01460 69 68 1 0
3673 Never would have made it through that lady turn without Marjorie! 1.0145 0.01460 69 68 1 0
3674 I bet she's on marching powder 1.0145 0.01460 69 68 1 0
3675 "Oh nooo...I think we are doing.."Script Ohio". 1.0145 0.01460 69 68 1 0
3676 I thought she didn't want her steps recounted? 1.0145 0.01460 69 68 1 0
3677 I love "Quick Time Harch!" 1.0143 0.01439 70 69 1 0
3678 He's still finding his sound as a solo act. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3679 Last thing I remember the mayor vetoed the pest extermination budget. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3680 The beauty part is that we get to dot the 'I' in 'OHIO.' 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3681 We're in luck! I heard she got drummed out of marching band for conducting and becoming an aquifer. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3682 dat azz tho 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3683 I thought the directions to Columbus were go South until you smell it, go East until you step in it. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3684 She's singing "Wonderwall"; we must be close now. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3685 Majorette? I thought she said she was leading us to the promised lanmd. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3686 I thought you liked TALKING HEADS. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3687 I love to march in April with May. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3688 Care to learn how to twirl a baton as we pattern along? 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3689 Do you think we'll need our wall climbing skills? 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3690 When you must fall to your knees to beg your drum major to stop marching and take a break. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3691 A lot of people get halfway to the lake, and they realize they forgot to start their car. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3692 following the footsteps of their leader 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3693 It doesn't matter which way we stand. The little one muttered something about Flipper's revenge. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3694 His stamina and technique are A-plus, but his sense of direction and leadership skills just won't do. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3695 It is the age of "Natives first" 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3696 Bravo, but we're looking for a SEAL team. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3697 Wasn't Oasis the beat to a different drummer? 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3698 xsd 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3699 The sunlight reflects right off of the desert bands 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3700 I'm beginning to think she's not saying one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ate. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3701 I think this 'Hail Alma Mater' business is getting old. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3702 You didn't exaggerate when you said 'Let's march to the beat of a different drum'. It has turner out to be 'Craw along to the beats of own hearts!'. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3703 A-ri-zo-na, Take off your majorette shoes... 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3704 Hmmm it is kind of a long story, Nemo....Look, son, her name is Dory, she is head of the committee of understanding whale communications 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3705 She hasn't bathed, either; we're the Saints coming 'crawling' in. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3706 Do you trust him? 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3707 Our misery doesn't matter, as long as the coquette is fine. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3708 Our footsteps in the desert didn't note it. She's out. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3709 The Joker said " I'll be the prince for the people" 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0