Contest #546


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546


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-11-21
Voting ended -
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-12-04 (estimated)
Number of captions 4924
Number of responses 333116
Number of participants 13059


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We never should have applauded. 1.8421 0.04554 285 110 110 65
1 What's happening on your side? 1.8141 0.04923 269 117 85 67
2 If we hadn't eaten Ted, he really would have enjoyed this. 1.8038 0.05069 260 117 77 66
3 Well, I like it more than their "ship on the horizon" gag. 1.7928 0.05224 251 117 69 65
4 OK. We have two wishes left. 1.7912 0.04980 249 108 85 56
5 l knew they were smart, but sarcastic? 1.7545 0.05507 224 110 59 55
6 Apparently their sense of irony is also highly evolved. 1.7545 0.05360 224 106 67 51
7 Very nice. Now do a boat. 1.7523 0.05175 222 100 77 45
8 I wish we'd brought food instead of LSD. 1.7308 0.05721 208 106 52 50
9 They're at it again. It's like they wait for you to go behind the tree. 1.7255 0.05786 204 105 50 49
10 There's smart, and then there's smartass. 1.7246 0.05591 207 103 58 46
11 Oh sure they're smart. It's the sarcasm I can't stand. 1.7031 0.05577 192 94 61 37
12 I knew they were smart. I didn't know they were sarcastic. 1.6984 0.05758 189 96 54 39
13 Remember how you said we were done talking unless one of three things happened? 1.6935 0.05744 186 94 55 37
14 That was great guys, now do a rescue boat. 1.6919 0.05618 185 91 60 34
15 They've captured the look, but not the mood. 1.6885 0.05348 183 85 70 28
16 Yes, it's art. But is it relevant? 1.6833 0.05815 180 92 53 35
17 Ironically, they have a very dry sense of humor. 1.6806 0.06586 144 75 40 29
18 I'm thinking now I probably should have just trained them to get help. 1.6707 0.06123 164 86 46 32
19 Almost there, but they haven't quite captured the melancholy. 1.6686 0.05892 172 89 51 32
20 It wasn't funny yesterday and it's not funny today. 1.6686 0.06006 172 91 47 34
21 Okay, that's pretty good. Now try "boat." 1.6667 0.05747 171 86 56 29
22 Martin... very slowly, pass me your iPhone. 1.6647 0.06071 170 91 45 34
23 I'm gonna do a split, just to mess with them. 1.6647 0.05837 170 87 53 30
24 Let's have sex and see what they do. 1.6607 0.06078 168 90 45 33
25 I'd always heard they were smart, but I never knew they were smart asses. 1.6607 0.05839 168 86 53 29
26 The one playing you is creeping me out 1.6607 0.05716 168 84 57 27
27 I don't care if it's the sincerest form of flattery, it's still obnoxious. 1.6603 0.06202 156 82 45 29
28 Impressive. Now, make a boat. 1.6587 0.05747 167 84 56 27
29 On the twenty-third day, Orson realized that the dolphins were not, in fact, trying to help. 1.6545 0.05872 165 85 52 28
30 Irony and sarcasm, sure signs of advanced intelligence. 1.6524 0.06273 164 91 39 34
31 It turns out the universal language isn't music. It's sarcasm. 1.6524 0.06091 164 88 45 31
32 The heartless bastards probably did this to Amelia Earhart, too. 1.6524 0.06564 164 96 29 39
33 It's not as impressive as it was 3 months ago. 1.6420 0.05783 162 83 54 25
34 I found seven of the differences -- but you say there are ten? 1.6420 0.06106 162 88 44 30
35 "Let's train the dolphins," you said. "It'll be fun," you said. 1.6398 0.06140 161 88 43 30
36 Excellent. Now, try "S.O.S." 1.6398 0.06265 161 90 39 32
37 Remember when I said I didn't think it could get any worse? 1.6306 0.05664 157 79 57 21
38 Well, it takes my mind off the election. 1.6258 0.06218 155 86 41 28
39 This proves it, mimes are annoying in any language. 1.6258 0.06285 155 87 39 29
40 Well done. Now, can you form the letters SOS? 1.6258 0.06352 155 88 37 30
41 I'll believe they're intelligent when I see something original. 1.6258 0.06285 155 87 39 29
42 I changed my mind. They are the kind you eat. 1.6234 0.06388 154 88 36 30
43 I have never hated performance art as much as I do right now. 1.6234 0.06254 154 86 40 28
44 I knew they were intelligent. I didn't know they were cruel. 1.6234 0.06254 154 86 40 28
45 Sure they're smart, but I could do without the sarcasm. 1.6209 0.05938 153 81 49 23
46 We're not the only ones who are bored. 1.6209 0.05792 153 79 53 21
47 In hindsight, we probably should have trained them to form a boat 1.6184 0.05899 152 80 50 22
48 When they form a lifeboat, let me know. 1.6184 0.05899 152 80 50 22
49 But is it art? 1.6159 0.05858 151 79 51 21
50 Although their intelligence is often documented, dolphins are less renowned for their satire. 1.6159 0.05858 151 79 51 21
51 Great form! Now do a raft. 1.6159 0.06007 151 81 47 23
52 I think they closed another Sea World. 1.6133 0.06331 150 85 38 27
53 How about we catch dinner after the show? 1.6133 0.06188 150 83 42 25
54 There's a fine line between playfulness and mockery. 1.6133 0.06041 150 81 46 23
55 Now if we could only get them to imitate a boat. 1.6115 0.06418 139 77 39 23
56 That little one has you absolutely nailed. 1.6081 0.06261 148 83 40 25
57 Choreography: ten. Empathy: zero. 1.6081 0.05960 148 79 48 21
58 I'll bet they get rescued before we do. 1.6081 0.06406 148 85 36 27
59 Well, that's the last of the acid. 1.6054 0.06444 147 85 35 27
60 Ok! Simon says "make a boat". 1.6027 0.06335 146 83 38 25
61 Now I really wish I had my phone. 1.6027 0.06260 146 82 40 24
62 Just stay on your side. You wasted your damn wish on the Dolphin Cheerleaders. 1.6027 0.06260 146 82 40 24
63 It’s a deal. You bring help and we promise to get you an audition. 1.6027 0.06260 146 82 40 24
64 Simon says "make a raft". 1.6027 0.06029 146 79 46 21
65 These two may be the toughest crowd we've ever worked 1.6000 0.06373 145 83 37 25
66 I know it was our last fish, but they deserved it! 1.6000 0.06221 145 81 41 23
67 It's either a brilliant commentary on man's loneliness, or payback for SeaWorld. 1.5972 0.06335 144 82 38 24
68 Well now they're just mocking us. 1.5972 0.06411 144 83 36 25
69 Nice. Now let's see your impression of a boat. 1.5972 0.05773 144 75 52 17
70 Gotta admit ... clever pod cast. 1.5929 0.06323 140 79 39 22
71 ...not much, what do you see? 1.5899 0.06195 139 77 42 20
72 I admire their intelligence; it's their vanity that offends me. 1.5899 0.05668 139 71 54 14
73 I'll give them points for style, but, overall, I think they failed to capture our air of desperation mingled with hopelessness. 1.5899 0.06443 139 80 36 23
74 I know I shouldn't have doubted their intelligence but now they're just showing off 1.5899 0.06759 139 84 28 27
75 Probably bottlenoses, definitely smart-asses. 1.5899 0.06195 139 77 42 20
76 Just think Bob, we'd have to pay for this back home... 1.5899 0.05938 139 74 48 17
77 You know, it was kind of funny the first day... 1.5899 0.05668 139 71 54 14
78 I don't care if it's the last coconut, I'm hurling it. 1.5899 0.06523 139 81 34 24
79 Next time you send a message in a bottle, avoid mentioning that we are talent scouts. 1.5870 0.06233 138 77 41 20
80 Looks like another round of layoffs at Sea World 1.5827 0.05857 139 74 49 16
81 That's really nice. Can you make a boat next? 1.5809 0.06223 136 76 41 19
82 That's great-- now can you do a lifeboat? 1.5809 0.06223 136 76 41 19
83 Do you think they can do a boat? 1.5778 0.06173 135 75 42 18
84 They think they're so clever, let them come up with a caption. 1.5778 0.06932 135 84 24 27
85 It was funny the first month. 1.5778 0.05708 135 70 52 13
86 If you see coconuts fall from the other palm tree don't eat them 1.5778 0.06521 135 79 34 22
87 Just when I thought my life was devoid of porpoise... 1.5778 0.06436 135 78 36 21
88 If a millennial witnesses something miraculous, but can’t post to social media, did it ever happen? 1.5778 0.06083 135 74 44 17
89 I knew dolphins were smart, but who knew they could be sarcastic? 1.5778 0.06436 135 78 36 21
90 But is it art? 1.5746 0.06301 134 76 39 19
91 What's your guess -- empathy or mockery? 1.5746 0.06301 134 76 39 19
92 Do you have any more of those mushrooms? 1.5714 0.06517 133 78 34 21
93 Remind me again about the difference between sarcasm and satire. 1.5714 0.06517 133 78 34 21
94 Entertaining, but not as good as the seal act. 1.5714 0.06429 133 77 36 20
95 I heard they were capable of human like feelings- but schadenfreude? 1.5682 0.06646 132 79 31 22
96 The irony would be if they get rescued before us. 1.5682 0.06380 132 76 37 19
97 Bob, after 3,698 days, I hate to say it, but I'm no longer impressed with the dolphin show. 1.5682 0.06102 132 73 43 16
98 Ted, I 'm thinking maybe we should lay off the fermented coconuts for awhile. 1.5682 0.06380 132 76 37 19
99 It may just be a coincidence. 1.5682 0.06646 132 79 31 22
100 I know what happened to that bottle of antidepressants you lost. 1.5649 0.06420 131 76 36 19
101 Rough times. Abandoned at sea ... mocked by dolphins ... Trump got elected. I mean, what's next? 1.5649 0.06511 131 77 34 20
102 They aren't just smart, they're smartasses. 1.5649 0.06601 131 78 32 21
103 Every time you look, they stop. 1.5615 0.06732 130 79 29 22
104 Well, the good news is we've been seen... 1.5615 0.05881 130 70 47 13
105 Do you think they know how to do a cell phone tower? 1.5615 0.06732 130 79 29 22
106 Whoa... what was in that coconut? 1.5615 0.06553 130 77 33 20
107 Don't look now, Ron, but the locals are definitely mocking us. 1.5581 0.06686 129 78 30 21
108 Same show twice a day! It's making me crazy. 1.5581 0.06952 129 81 24 24
109 Smart, maybe. Annoying, definitely. 1.5547 0.06449 128 75 35 18
110 This is the highlight of our stay so far. 1.5547 0.06256 128 73 39 16
111 Oh look, dinner and a show. 1.5476 0.06335 126 73 37 16
112 I'd be happier if they imitated a rescue ship. 1.5469 0.06549 128 77 32 19
113 I dunno, it seems derivative. 1.5440 0.06575 125 75 32 18
114 Now they're just rubbing it in. 1.5440 0.06476 125 74 34 17
115 You guys think you could do a sailboat? 1.5440 0.05957 125 69 44 12
116 Now I'm certain that they are mocking us on porpoise. 1.5440 0.06768 125 77 28 20
117 I guess the larger the brain the more biting the sarcasm 1.5440 0.06672 125 76 30 19
118 I heard dolphins were smart but who knew they were such jerks. 1.5440 0.06376 125 73 36 16
119 The tree's off, but they captured your slouch perfectly. 1.5433 0.06398 127 75 35 17
120 Alright guys, tomorrow we'll work on spelling HELP. 1.5403 0.06618 124 75 31 18
121 I can't help wishing we'd trained them to do something more useful. 1.5403 0.06518 124 74 33 17
122 Hey Bob, check it out, these guys are getting good. 1.5403 0.06417 124 73 35 16
123 Don't look know, but I think we have a dolphinganger. 1.5366 0.06858 123 77 26 20
124 You always hear about dolphins being smart, but no one ever mentions how sarcastic the little creatures can be. 1.5366 0.06354 123 72 36 15
125 I'd say it's more mockery than flattery. 1.5366 0.05920 123 68 44 11
126 No, Robert, I'm pretty sure it's not a coincidence. 1.5366 0.06560 123 74 32 17
127 Mocking the victims... that's human intelligence all right. 1.5366 0.06560 123 74 32 17
128 You sure that was dramamine ? 1.5366 0.07050 123 79 22 22
129 Are they being flippant? 1.5366 0.06560 123 74 32 17
130 What do you think, is that sympathy or shadenfreude? 1.5366 0.06858 123 77 26 20
131 When do you suppose delirium sets in? 1.5328 0.06395 122 72 35 15
132 Okay, now they're just showing off. 1.5328 0.06500 122 73 33 16
133 You really gotta look this time! 1.5328 0.06805 122 76 27 19
134 I never thought I'd say it... but I miss the sharks. 1.5289 0.06107 121 69 40 12
135 Initially I thought empathy, but now I'm only getting a sarcastic vibe. 1.5289 0.05993 121 68 42 11
136 This would be much better if it was dinner and a show. 1.5289 0.06647 121 74 30 17
137 Remember when you told me to look for signs of intelligent life? 1.5289 0.06542 121 73 32 16
138 Could we just get them to spell 'help'? 1.5289 0.06436 121 72 34 15
139 It was cute when they imitated us on the sailboat...now it just seems mean. 1.5289 0.06542 121 73 32 16
140 How much of the brownie did you say to eat? 1.5289 0.06542 121 73 32 16
141 Start doing jumping jacks - we will see how smart they are then. 1.5289 0.06647 121 74 30 17
142 Do you think they're doing it on porpoise? 1.5289 0.07049 121 78 22 21
143 I knew they were smart, but that's just mean. 1.5289 0.06750 121 75 28 18
144 Better than what they imitated us doing last night... 1.5289 0.06750 121 75 28 18
145 Intelligent, sure. Helpful? Not so much. 1.5289 0.05993 121 68 42 11
146 I saw them when they were in Vegas. 1.5250 0.06585 120 73 31 16
147 So much for us being the only species capable of irony. 1.5250 0.06258 120 70 37 13
148 I never thought that I would see a dolphin as lovely as a tree. 1.5250 0.07195 120 79 19 22
149 There was a time I'd have paid good money to see that. 1.5250 0.06369 120 71 35 14
150 Too bad we lost cell phones, that definitely would go viral. 1.5250 0.05793 120 66 45 9
151 I don't know. Fireworks? A flower? 1.5250 0.06478 120 72 33 15
152 Finally, something worth tweeting. 1.5246 0.06606 122 75 30 17
153 There's a thin line between sympathy and sarcasm. 1.5210 0.06298 119 70 36 13
154 There's a thin line between performance art and parody, and these guys have crossed it. 1.5210 0.06840 119 75 26 18
155 I think that's what they mean by multi porpoise 1.5210 0.06840 119 75 26 18
156 Well, sure, but they haven't won a Super Bowl since '74. 1.5210 0.06840 119 75 26 18
157 Very intelligent, but a little short on empathy. 1.5210 0.07146 119 78 20 21
158 This is the last group and I'm giving them a 10. 1.5210 0.06735 119 74 28 17
159 Not bad. Can you do a boat? 1.5210 0.06629 119 73 30 16
160 The silver lining is that this would have cost us 150 bucks at Sea World 1.5210 0.06629 119 73 30 16
161 They must be as bored as we are. 1.5169 0.06452 118 71 33 14
162 Nice, but I think teaching them to get help would have been a better use of your time. 1.5169 0.06672 118 73 29 16
163 Do you think they can spell 'HELP'? 1.5169 0.06338 118 70 35 13
164 Am I hallucinating or are there two guys stuck on that Island? 1.5169 0.06780 118 74 27 17
165 Look, a school of fish. Art school, probably. 1.5169 0.06452 118 71 33 14
166 Go ahead. Mock my day. 1.5169 0.06563 118 72 31 15
167 They do know that we don't have snacks, right? 1.5169 0.06452 118 71 33 14
168 They're not only smart, they're smart-asses. 1.5169 0.06672 118 73 29 16
169 Frankly, I find it derivative. 1.5169 0.06672 118 73 29 16
170 That's not bad..Can you do one of a boat? 1.5169 0.06672 118 73 29 16
171 When you worked at Sea World, was irony part of their training? 1.5130 0.06806 115 72 27 16
172 You should have never told them you worked on Broadway. 1.5130 0.06578 115 70 31 14
173 Look, the one doing you really nailed your despondent slouch 1.5130 0.06806 115 72 27 16
174 I can never tell if they're being playful or just mean. 1.5130 0.06693 115 71 29 15
175 Seriously, how about a boat formation?! 1.5130 0.06693 115 71 29 15
176 I knew the sea would be harsh, but that's just mean. 1.5088 0.06504 114 69 32 13
177 Okay, so maybe they are smarter. 1.5088 0.06853 114 72 26 16
178 It's our dolphingänger. 1.5088 0.06738 114 71 28 15
179 If we just had my phone. That would totally go viral. 1.5088 0.06853 114 72 26 16
180 I would prefer it if rescue was the sincerest form of flattery. 1.5088 0.06853 114 72 26 16
181 Let's stay til the show's over. 1.5088 0.06738 114 71 28 15
182 Ok, now they are just rubbing it in 1.5088 0.06965 114 73 24 17
183 They never get my nose right. 1.5088 0.06383 114 68 34 12
184 OK. I got one I know they won't be able to do. 1.5088 0.06622 114 70 30 14
185 What ever happened to dinner first and then a show? 1.5088 0.06135 114 66 38 10
186 Before global warming, Sea World was right here 1.5085 0.06340 118 71 34 13
187 The line between idolatry and mockery is so very thin, isn't it? 1.5048 0.07303 105 68 21 16
188 I realize they're empathetic creatures, but this is overkill. 1.5044 0.06667 113 70 29 14
189 Apparently, they're a performance arts school. 1.5044 0.06547 113 69 31 13
190 I finally understand the concept of art imitating life. 1.5044 0.06784 113 71 27 15
191 More layoffs at SeaWorld. 1.5044 0.06425 113 68 33 12
192 Imitation is the highest form of f*#!*ing with us. 1.5044 0.07343 113 76 17 20
193 All I'm saying is that I'm just not as fat as that dolphin who's playing me. 1.5000 0.06591 112 69 30 13
194 You can take a dolphin out of Sea World, but you can't take Sea World out of a dolphin. 1.5000 0.06830 112 71 26 15
195 "OK... NOW their making fun of us. 1.5000 0.07062 112 73 22 17
196 I told you not to feed them. 1.5000 0.06712 112 70 28 14
197 You should take a look at this, Sam. There's some very dark humor going on. 1.5000 0.06467 112 68 32 12
198 Yes, but is it art? 1.5000 0.06342 112 67 34 11
199 It's either a welcome to the neighborhood or schadenfreude. 1.5000 0.06591 112 69 30 13
200 Well, I say there's a fine line between mimicry and mockery. 1.4956 0.06425 113 69 32 12
201 Bravo, but we're looking for a SEAL team. 1.4956 0.06784 113 72 26 15
202 Remember when you said this couldn't get any worse? 1.4955 0.06253 111 66 35 10
203 That's great, but can they mimic a boat? 1.4955 0.06253 111 66 35 10
204 Hundreds of rescuers and we get cirque du soleil. 1.4955 0.06635 111 69 29 13
205 Yeah, but how long can they hold it? 1.4955 0.06121 111 65 37 9
206 Only NEW YORKER readers would think this was funny. 1.4955 0.06877 111 71 25 15
207 No, I don't see any ships on this side either. 1.4909 0.06925 110 71 24 15
208 I'm starting to miss cable. 1.4909 0.06294 110 66 34 10
209 That's kind of cold blooded, guys. 1.4909 0.07722 110 78 10 22
210 Undeniably intelligent, yet sardonic. 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
211 No dolphin is an island 1.4909 0.06553 110 68 30 12
212 They're flipping us off. 1.4909 0.06425 110 67 32 11
213 Is my nose really that big? 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
214 I knew we shouldn't eat the palm leaves. 1.4909 0.06425 110 67 32 11
215 Intelligent, yes - original, no..... 1.4909 0.06294 110 66 34 10
216 Do you think we could get them to do a boat next? 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
217 No, no Flipper. Bring a search and rescue team, not a synchronized swimming team. 1.4909 0.07044 110 72 22 16
218 Sometimes nature can be so cruel. 1.4909 0.06925 110 71 24 15
219 It's good. But derivative. 1.4909 0.06425 110 67 32 11
220 They're back...you up for another game of charades? 1.4909 0.06425 110 67 32 11
221 It's bad enough without being mocked by the locals... 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
222 It's a nice gesture. But, I don't think they fully understand our situation. 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
223 There's never a camera around when you need one. 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
224 Looks like synchronized mockery. 1.4909 0.06553 110 68 30 12
225 If they can do that in the wild, I think even less of Sea World. 1.4909 0.06803 110 70 26 14
226 I don't stand like that. 1.4909 0.06803 110 70 26 14
227 Observational research finds dolphins' intelligence advanced enough to mock the plight of man. 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
228 I wish they'd do the life raft again ... 1.4909 0.06925 110 71 24 15
229 Let me know when they form into a boat. 1.4909 0.06425 110 67 32 11
230 Herbert, look! There are two dolphins stranded just like us! 1.4909 0.06553 110 68 30 12
231 Our charades team doesn't stand a chance. 1.4865 0.06756 111 71 26 14
232 Well-Well. Synchronized belittling! 1.4862 0.07093 109 72 21 16
233 We could invite them over. 1.4862 0.06060 109 64 37 8
234 Sushi sounds good. Why do you ask? 1.4862 0.06467 109 67 31 11
235 Did you order an edible dolphins arrangement? 1.4862 0.06334 109 66 33 10
236 What would you say if I told you that abandoning a sinking ship isn't the most unusual thing that's happened to me today? 1.4862 0.06597 109 68 29 12
237 Are you sure? 'Cause it feels like they're mocking us. 1.4862 0.06850 109 70 25 14
238 I never knew they were ironic. 1.4818 0.06551 110 69 29 12
239 Great! Sarcasm! 1.4815 0.06509 108 67 30 11
240 Nah, it's just the same one they did yesterday. 1.4815 0.07143 108 72 20 16
241 Everyday the same thing! 1.4815 0.06641 108 68 28 12
242 Nope, there's nothing to see on this side, either. 1.4815 0.07021 108 71 22 15
243 It's like saltwater in the wound. 1.4815 0.07021 108 71 22 15
244 I envy their family tree. 1.4815 0.06641 108 68 28 12
245 Good depiction but they don't capture your despair. 1.4815 0.07021 108 71 22 15
246 Let me know when they form a boat. 1.4766 0.06277 107 65 33 9
247 Well, no man is an island, but apparently a pod of dolphins manages it pretty well. 1.4766 0.06685 107 68 27 12
248 If you could teach them to spell out "HELP" then we'd really have something. 1.4766 0.06277 107 65 33 9
249 OK, now they’re really starting to piss me off. 1.4766 0.06816 107 69 25 13
250 I don't care if they're dolphins. I hate mimes. 1.4766 0.06944 107 70 23 14
251 That's nothing. We have opposing thumbs. 1.4766 0.07070 107 71 21 15
252 Do you think it has a porpoise? 1.4752 0.07525 101 69 16 16
253 Maybe they're looking for an agent. 1.4722 0.06506 108 68 29 11
254 ...Okay, now they're just rubbing it in... 1.4717 0.06862 106 69 24 13
255 Not bad! Now can you spell "HELP"? 1.4717 0.06730 106 68 26 12
256 I didn't know that schadenfreude was one of their emotions. 1.4717 0.06595 106 67 28 11
257 Let me know when they form a damn boat. 1.4717 0.06862 106 69 24 13
258 Did you know that dolphins not only have a language, but they also understand satire? 1.4717 0.06595 106 67 28 11
259 Cheer up, the finale might be more impressive. 1.4717 0.06730 106 68 26 12
260 Let's yell 'shark!' 1.4717 0.06862 106 69 24 13
261 Nope. Nothing on this side either. 1.4717 0.06992 106 70 22 14
262 I don't think they're taking our plight seriously. 1.4717 0.06992 106 70 22 14
263 We should stop challenging them in charades. 1.4667 0.06212 105 64 33 8
264 It's eerily familiar, but I can't place it. 1.4667 0.06357 105 65 31 9
265 It's a shame we'll never get to share with the world our discovery that dolphins are total jerks 1.4667 0.06776 105 68 25 12
266 Well, the resort brochure DID promise live animal shows. 1.4667 0.06776 105 68 25 12
267 I expected this from the clownfish, but not you. 1.4667 0.07041 105 70 21 14
268 You know their doing that on porpoise. 1.4667 0.07296 105 72 17 16
269 No, I do not "gotta come see this." 1.4667 0.06909 105 69 23 13
270 Lassie would have gone for help. 1.4667 0.06500 105 66 29 10
271 Does my nose really look that big? 1.4667 0.06500 105 66 29 10
272 Is sarcasm a sign of intelligence? 1.4667 0.06909 105 69 23 13
273 Paul, tell me the truth. Is my nose really that big? 1.4667 0.06776 105 68 25 12
274 Well, at least we've earned the sincerest form of flattery. 1.4667 0.07296 105 72 17 16
275 Sure, that's impressive. But Lassie would have at least gone for help. 1.4660 0.06590 103 65 28 10
276 You have to admit their attention to detail is quite good 1.4660 0.06733 103 66 26 11
277 I think those two guys on the island are mocking us. 1.4660 0.07010 103 68 22 13
278 They just don't seem to realize we're out of fish. 1.4660 0.07277 103 70 18 15
279 It's flattery all right, but I don't know how sincere they really are. 1.4660 0.06733 103 66 26 11
280 They are clearly strarved for subject matter. 1.4660 0.06444 103 64 30 9
281 The one playing me--I'm gonna eat that guy first. 1.4660 0.07277 103 70 18 15
282 I heard they were smarter than humans, they're also more sarcastic. 1.4660 0.06590 103 65 28 10
283 Yes, they are trying to communicate with us. I think they're saying, "You're screwed." 1.4660 0.07406 103 71 16 16
284 Only talk to me if you see a boat. 1.4615 0.06957 104 69 22 13
285 It took a few months. Now I'm teaching them to go for help. 1.4608 0.06486 102 64 29 9
286 You're right. After the first few times it kind of loses its impact. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
287 I guess it's a performing arts school. 1.4608 0.07060 102 68 21 13
288 That's OK, but can they make a boat? 1.4608 0.06779 102 66 25 11
289 If this is a mating ritual we're in serious trouble Fred. 1.4608 0.07196 102 69 19 14
290 Why the hell couldn't they mimic a lifeboat? 1.4608 0.06486 102 64 29 9
291 That's great guys, but can you make a boat? 1.4608 0.06921 102 67 23 12
292 Relax, it's a tropical illusion. 1.4608 0.06921 102 67 23 12
293 We're being schooled. 1.4608 0.06921 102 67 23 12
294 I also didn't believe Trump could win the election. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
295 That's just mean. 1.4608 0.07060 102 68 21 13
296 Now they're just messing with us. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
297 If they're so smart, why'd they end up on a desert island? 1.4608 0.07717 102 73 11 18
298 I'm really glad they didn't see us last night! 1.4608 0.07329 102 70 17 15
299 Wow ! Now do SOS. 1.4608 0.06779 102 66 25 11
300 I just don't understand performance art. 1.4608 0.06779 102 66 25 11
301 I know it looks fishy, but they're mammals. 1.4608 0.07060 102 68 21 13
302 Now they're just fishing for compliments. 1.4608 0.06779 102 66 25 11
303 Is it just me or is that island getting closer? 1.4608 0.06921 102 67 23 12
304 Hey Dude. It's Cirque du Fillet. 1.4608 0.07329 102 70 17 15
305 No, this time I'm sure they're trying to communicate with us. 1.4608 0.06779 102 66 25 11
306 I agree it's depressing. It's the same show every day. 1.4608 0.07196 102 69 19 14
307 Hey Fred, you're missing the grand finale 1.4608 0.07060 102 68 21 13
308 I know you said they're smart, but that's just mean. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
309 Suddenly I no longer care about dolphin safe tuna. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
310 They have great schools here. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
311 Conspicuously derivative, but with a cruelly mocking flair. 1.4608 0.07329 102 70 17 15
312 And I thought I was bored. 1.4608 0.06021 102 61 35 6
313 On the other hand, maybe we're imitating them. 1.4608 0.06779 102 66 25 11
314 Okay, very slowly, give me your phone. I need to send a picture to my sister. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
315 Yeah, it's not so charming the eighth time. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
316 Evidently our S.O.S call was recorded for training porpoises 1.4608 0.07329 102 70 17 15
317 Jim, your gonna miss the finale! 1.4571 0.06904 105 70 22 13
318 You have to admit that their impressions aren't too bad. 1.4563 0.06728 103 67 25 11
319 Now I understand the meaning of schadenfreude. 1.4554 0.06969 101 67 22 12
320 Does their art seem derivative to you? 1.4554 0.06529 101 64 28 9
321 Damn it Joey. I told you realism was out and surrealism is in. 1.4554 0.07383 101 70 16 15
322 Not funny. 1.4554 0.06679 101 65 26 10
323 Now they're just porpoisely mocking us 1.4554 0.07109 101 68 20 13
324 That's the same act I saw in Orlando. 1.4554 0.06679 101 65 26 10
325 It would be cute, if we didn't have to listen to them laugh. 1.4554 0.06969 101 67 22 12
326 I appreciate irony, but I think they're making fun of us. 1.4554 0.06679 101 65 26 10
327 If their intelligence is so superior, why don't they mimic a boat? 1.4554 0.07109 101 68 20 13
328 Now they're just messing with us. 1.4554 0.07109 101 68 20 13
329 Okay, now they're just showing off. 1.4554 0.06529 101 64 28 9
330 Elegant, intelligent and, clearly, assholes. 1.4554 0.07247 101 69 18 14
331 I don't appreciate their sarcasm. 1.4554 0.06679 101 65 26 10
332 Snark Attack 1.4554 0.07247 101 69 18 14
333 Masterful execution, but the subject matter is derivative. 1.4510 0.06480 102 65 28 9
334 At least we won't be starved for entertainment. 1.4500 0.06416 100 63 29 8
335 It hurts more when you're mocked on porpoise. 1.4500 0.06416 100 63 29 8
336 Look! We've got dinner and a show. 1.4500 0.06723 100 65 25 10
337 Turns out dolphins are assholes 1.4500 0.07300 100 69 17 14
338 Man, voting 2-0 to legalize weed has been great. 1.4500 0.07160 100 68 19 13
339 Their capacity for empathy is remarkable. 1.4500 0.07017 100 67 21 12
340 the only edible leaf on this island had to be hallucinogenic 1.4500 0.06416 100 63 29 8
341 I knew they were smart, but I didn't know they were capable of sarcasm. 1.4500 0.07017 100 67 21 12
342 Clearly, you can take dolphins out of Sea World but you can't take Sea World out of the dolphins. 1.4500 0.06723 100 65 25 10
343 They perform well before a captive audience. 1.4500 0.06256 100 62 31 7
344 Okay, you clowns. Now go get the Coast Guard 1.4500 0.07437 100 70 15 15
345 At what point does mimicry become mockery? 1.4500 0.07160 100 68 19 13
346 I've always known dolphins were smart. I just never realized they were so smart ass. 1.4500 0.06872 100 66 23 11
347 I never knew they were capable of taunting. 1.4500 0.06872 100 66 23 11
348 Apparently, the smartest animals are also the most desperate for approval. 1.4500 0.06416 100 63 29 8
349 Do me a favor, please stop saying "everything happens for a reason." 1.4500 0.06571 100 64 27 9
350 I don't know, it feels derivative. 1.4500 0.07017 100 67 21 12
351 They may be intelligent but they're not funny. 1.4500 0.06571 100 64 27 9
352 Are we expected to give them a tip? 1.4500 0.06872 100 66 23 11
353 Is that empathy or sarcasm? 1.4500 0.06723 100 65 25 10
354 I hope they're not expecting a treat! 1.4500 0.06093 100 61 33 6
355 of course I like it, but it's not original. 1.4455 0.06671 101 66 25 10
356 Do you think after the show one of them could give us a ride home? 1.4455 0.06962 101 68 21 12
357 Your not gonna believe this, but remember those Dolphins we trained? 1.4444 0.06768 99 65 24 10
358 'The realtor said there was a school nearby!' 1.4444 0.07066 99 67 20 12
359 Just great. Floor show but no dinner. 1.4444 0.06768 99 65 24 10
360 You're not the only one who's bored. 1.4444 0.07211 99 68 18 13
361 Pretend you're a rescue boat. 1.4444 0.06614 99 64 26 9
362 Does my nose really look like that? 1.4444 0.06614 99 64 26 9
363 Everyone's a comedian. 1.4444 0.07066 99 67 20 12
364 I saw this on Broadway with the original cast. 1.4444 0.06919 99 66 22 11
365 I hate when they do that. 1.4444 0.06919 99 66 22 11
366 Do you think we could get them to spell out "S.O.S."? 1.4444 0.07066 99 67 20 12
367 They're definitely doing it on porpoise. 1.4444 0.07627 99 71 12 16
368 There may, in fact, be a parallel universe. 1.4444 0.06129 99 61 32 6
369 Kevin, do you still have that hammock? 1.4444 0.06768 99 65 24 10
370 And you think we're bored. 1.4444 0.06768 99 65 24 10
371 Highly intelligent and highly sarcastic. 1.4444 0.06457 99 63 28 8
372 They're really rubbing it in. 1.4444 0.06614 99 64 26 9
373 I was having suicidal thoughts, but this is just so cute! 1.4388 0.07262 98 68 17 13
374 I'll give it a 9.5 1.4388 0.06165 98 61 31 6
375 Oh...nothing. What do you see? 1.4388 0.06657 98 64 25 9
376 If they're so smart they'd be walking on land a long time ago. 1.4388 0.06966 98 66 21 11
377 Say, did that coconut taste funny to you? 1.4388 0.06498 98 63 27 8
378 Look, a message in a bottlenose! 1.4388 0.06966 98 66 21 11
379 What if we're the mirage? 1.4388 0.06966 98 66 21 11
380 Quick, pretend to be a boat. 1.4388 0.07116 98 67 19 12
381 I prefer imitation crab. 1.4388 0.06165 98 61 31 6
382 Okay, now they're just being mean. 1.4388 0.06966 98 66 21 11
383 They're either highly empathic or they're totally mocking us. 1.4388 0.07262 98 68 17 13
384 Um..... forget what I said earlier about how our situation was "bound to improve". 1.4388 0.07116 98 67 19 12
385 Its either empathy or satire. 1.4330 0.06701 97 64 24 9
386 Hey bonehead, God answered your call for 'a miracle'. You were too busy to elaborate? 1.4330 0.06859 97 65 22 10
387 Uh, Paul, come here a second. 1.4330 0.07014 97 66 20 11
388 I'd kill for a tuna sandwich. 1.4330 0.06539 97 63 26 8
389 There’s hope: we’re trending. 1.4330 0.06701 97 64 24 9
390 I miss the sharks. 1.4330 0.07014 97 66 20 11
391 I don't think they're going for help. 1.4330 0.06859 97 65 22 10
392 God, I miss cable. 1.4330 0.06539 97 63 26 8
393 Check it out, it's art imitating life! 1.4330 0.07014 97 66 20 11
394 I don't get it. 1.4330 0.06701 97 64 24 9
395 It's certainly environmentally-friendly. But I'm not sure it's sustainable. 1.4330 0.07166 97 67 18 12
396 I dunno, for all its obvious intelligence, it's disappointingly derivative. 1.4330 0.06372 97 62 28 7
397 As I lean, dying against this palm tree, I take solace in the fact that I was at least born a human, the only animal with full consciousness granting the ability to observe life and communicate deep meaning through wry humor and irony. 1.4330 0.07166 97 67 18 12
398 If we only had a picture of a raft. 1.4330 0.07014 97 66 20 11
399 Turn around. I just realized we're "stranded" in the middle of Sea World. 1.4330 0.06701 97 64 24 9
400 I don't mind the taunting, but I could do without the smug smiles. 1.4330 0.06859 97 65 22 10
401 At least we've been spotted. 1.4286 0.06647 98 65 24 9
402 If they do the show again this evening, then today is either Wednesday, Saturday or Sunday. 1.4286 0.06803 98 66 22 10
403 They are performing No Man is an Island. Again. 1.4271 0.06906 96 65 21 10
404 Cruise director Rodrigo has also apparently survived the shipwreck. 1.4271 0.06906 96 65 21 10
405 Big deal. You did the exact same show last month. 1.4271 0.06745 96 64 23 9
406 Hmph! Clever but derivative. 1.4271 0.06906 96 65 21 10
407 God I miss Cirque de Soleil. 1.4271 0.07216 96 67 17 12
408 You're missing the grand finale. 1.4271 0.06411 96 62 27 7
409 I'm crushed to learn that dolphins are complete assholes. 1.4271 0.07216 96 67 17 12
410 That's just mean. 1.4271 0.06906 96 65 21 10
411 I gotta say, I thought your wish was about as stupid as they come, but this is pretty freakin' cool... 1.4271 0.06906 96 65 21 10
412 C'mon Dale. One more sardine and I know I can get them to do YMCA. 1.4271 0.06906 96 65 21 10
413 Hey Carl, do you think they're sympathizing or empathizing....I always get those confused. 1.4211 0.06952 95 65 20 10
414 okay, in this instance, imitation is NOT the highest form of flattery! 1.4211 0.06094 95 60 30 5
415 I guess dolphins are the only other mammal capable of mockery. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
416 Let's pretend to be a boat. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
417 Day 3: They have accepted us as one of their own 1.4211 0.06952 95 65 20 10
418 No more clapping for them, I've seen enough. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
419 It's a visually appealing reinterpretation, but lacking the compelling emotional gravitas of the original. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
420 I'd give it a 9.5 for difficulty, but only a 4 for originality 1.4211 0.06451 95 62 26 7
421 I know you said to just ignore them, Harv, but you really should see this. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
422 Spot 5 differences between the two images 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
423 Not funny. 1.4211 0.06952 95 65 20 10
424 Ask if they can do SOS ? 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
425 I bet someone will come by and upload this to the internet before actually saving us. 1.4211 0.06451 95 62 26 7
426 Somewhere out there, a cruise ship is missing an ice sculpture. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
427 That one really captures your look of depression & hopelessness. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
428 They look like they are having a lot more fun. 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
429 They're screwing with us again! 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
430 I can't tell if we're in on the joke. 1.4211 0.07715 95 70 10 15
431 Oh great, now the neighbors are mocking us. 1.4194 0.06544 93 61 25 7
432 "Do you think they noticed us"? 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
433 Now, that's just mean. 1.4194 0.07060 93 64 19 10
434 They think we're talent scouts from Sea World. 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
435 Uh-oh, now they're humming the theme from "Jaws". 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
436 Their mode of artistic expression is too literal for my taste. 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
437 Are dolphins known for their sarcasm? 1.4194 0.06892 93 63 21 9
438 Nice, but not exactly original. 1.4194 0.07060 93 64 19 10
439 They got your nose perfectly. 1.4194 0.06892 93 63 21 9
440 I miss Netflix. 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
441 Forget everything I said about buying only dolphin free tuna. 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
442 SAVE, not COPY! 1.4194 0.07384 93 66 15 12
443 How do we tell them we're not playing charades? 1.4194 0.06544 93 61 25 7
444 I can't believe those humans are mimicking us! 1.4194 0.06892 93 63 21 9
445 Do you think they can make a boat? 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
446 These guys have way too much time on their fins. 1.4194 0.07060 93 64 19 10
447 I think I need to lay off the seaweed for a while. 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
448 Oh, that's just great. Like I've never seen that before. 1.4194 0.06892 93 63 21 9
449 I don't suppose you have a picture a of a boat on you? 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
450 The cruise ship sinks and yet the buffet centerpiece remains afloat. 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
451 You can't tell me they're not mocking us this time. 1.4194 0.06892 93 63 21 9
452 Sure, that's nice, but can you get them to do a life raft next? 1.4194 0.07384 93 66 15 12
453 You think they remember us from SeaWorld? 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
454 If they're so smart, how come they're stuck on a desert island, too? 1.4194 0.07384 93 66 15 12
455 Quick, let's lie on the beach and look like a boat. 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
456 Yeah, like I said before, this is very impressive, but it's still not how you spell, "Help." 1.4149 0.06664 94 63 23 8
457 I'm going to give them the finger and see how they copy that 1.4130 0.07437 92 66 14 12
458 Hal, I think we're being profiled. 1.4130 0.06585 92 61 24 7
459 Believe me, if I was dreaming you wouldn't be in it! 1.4130 0.06938 92 63 20 9
460 OK, OK - I'm flattered. Now do a ship. 1.4130 0.06585 92 61 24 7
461 Do you think they're doing it on porpoise? 1.4130 0.07437 92 66 14 12
462 Wow. Dolphins are assholes. 1.4130 0.07596 92 67 12 13
463 Once again, art imitates life. 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
464 Nature IS cruel. 1.4130 0.07437 92 66 14 12
465 You're right, the quality of the entertainment is superior on this side of the island. 1.4130 0.06938 92 63 20 9
466 Too representational for my tastes. 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
467 That's adding insult to injury 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
468 Dolphin-gänger? 1.4130 0.07275 92 65 16 11
469 Definitely dolphins. Porpoises lack the capacity to mock in groups. 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
470 They were much more helpful in The Little Mermaid. 1.4130 0.06016 92 58 30 4
471 Seriously? Couldn't think of something better to teach them in the past six months? 1.4130 0.06401 92 60 26 6
472 I think the dolphin playing me today is new. 1.4130 0.06585 92 61 24 7
473 Perfect! Go show the Coast Guard and lead 'em here! 1.4130 0.07275 92 65 16 11
474 I guess they meant it when they said "'No man is an island." 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
475 You just HAD to use "Swim with the dolphins" as your final wish, didn't you? 1.4130 0.07108 92 64 18 10
476 Very good, but can you do a boat? 1.4130 0.06401 92 60 26 6
477 Are they mocking us on porpoise? 1.4130 0.07596 92 67 12 13
478 Now they're really just flipping us off. 1.4130 0.06585 92 61 24 7
479 Be patient Henry, this is the finale. 1.4086 0.07046 93 65 18 10
480 Hey Jake. You always told me to let you know when we've been here too long. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
481 No, wait... they're definitely mocking us. 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
482 My hallucinations are mocking me. 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
483 Yeah, dolphins are smart but do they also have to be so sarcastic? 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
484 They may be smart but they're also irritating as hell. 1.4066 0.06985 91 63 19 9
485 I get the sense we're being mocked. 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
486 At least the sharks don't mock us. 1.4066 0.06985 91 63 19 9
487 Well, they captured the silhouette but they lack angst. 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
488 Don't blame me- charades was your suggestion. 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
489 I think they've seen us! 1.4066 0.06439 91 60 25 6
490 We should have trained them to be a boat. 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
491 Am I really that fat? 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
492 No really. You really,really should see this. They have exactly captured you. 1.4066 0.06439 91 60 25 6
493 Derivative, yes, but not without irony. 1.4066 0.06246 91 59 27 5
494 Not bad, but it's a little derivative. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
495 You do realize we can never have sex again. 1.4066 0.07652 91 67 11 13
496 I think we've just crossed the line from entertainment to mockery. 1.4066 0.06246 91 59 27 5
497 Let me know when they form the shape of a rescue ship. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
498 I think we're being mocked. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
499 Now they are just taunting us. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
500 In case it’s mockery I’m going to applaud ironically. 1.4066 0.07491 91 66 13 12
501 My nose isn't THAT big. 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
502 You can take the dolphins out of Sea World but you can’t take Sea World out of the dolphins… 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
503 They say they're as sarcastic as humans. 1.4066 0.06048 91 58 29 4
504 I said I wanted my life to have purpose. 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
505 Derivative! 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
506 Okay, now let's train them to get help. 1.4066 0.06048 91 58 29 4
507 You're missing quite the show on this side of the island. 1.4022 0.06194 92 60 27 5
508 See, I told you animals CAN be cruel. 1.4022 0.07093 92 65 17 10
509 Short on the comic and even shorter on the relief. 1.4022 0.06748 92 63 21 8
510 They're getting a lot better. 1.4022 0.06568 92 62 23 7
511 Could you do an impression of a rescue boat? 1.4022 0.06194 92 60 27 5
512 Is this what they mean by life imitating art? 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
513 If only something would break up the monotony... 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
514 C'mon Joe. Be a sport. Hold up the 9 again 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
515 Do I detect a note of sarcasm? 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
516 Do you ever just feel like you're in a New Yorker cartoon? 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
517 You win. The Dolphins beat the Marlins again! 1.4000 0.06667 90 61 22 7
518 No, seriously, you've gotta see this! 1.4000 0.06079 90 58 28 4
519 Do you think they are doing that on porpoise? 1.4000 0.07378 90 65 14 11
520 Bud look, I think our game of Charades has taken a sarcastic turn. 1.4000 0.05870 90 57 30 3
521 OK, now do Trump's hair! 1.4000 0.07378 90 65 14 11
522 Dinner theater on this island really sucks. 1.4000 0.06667 90 61 22 7
523 I don't think they are going to stop until we pay them 1.4000 0.07545 90 66 12 12
524 That would be perfect for a New Yorker cartoon. 1.4000 0.07378 90 65 14 11
525 Well, I guess eating them is out of the question now. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
526 Playful bastards, aren't they. 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
527 They don't have the angst right. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
528 Do you sometimes see things that aren't there? Or are dolphins just assholes? 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
529 I think our time on the island has made me see things differently. 1.4000 0.06079 90 58 28 4
530 I knew they were smart, but I didn't think them capable of mockery. 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
531 Technically, I think this makes us an archipelago. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
532 The accommodations aren't much to speak of here but the entertainment is first rate 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
533 I think it's photoshopped. 1.4000 0.07031 90 63 18 9
534 They're not going to leave until we applaud. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
535 There's something fishy about the new neighbors. 1.4000 0.07545 90 66 12 12
536 Does art reflect reality or does reality reflect art? I just don't think it's the most urgent question, Karen. 1.4000 0.06667 90 61 22 7
537 Intelligent, yes. But I didn't know they have a morbid sense of humor . . . 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
538 You have to admit, they learned a lot at Sea World. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
539 I think Cirque du Porpeil has arrived. 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
540 I appreciate the energy and technique, but I still say it's derivative. 1.4000 0.07031 90 63 18 9
541 Ok, they're mocking us. 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
542 Our dolphingängers are back. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
543 Playful? Yes. Creative? Definitely. Helpful? No. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
544 Even if they are just trying to annoy us, it's impressive. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
545 They must think we're talent scouts for Sea World. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
546 They took gold in Rio 1.4000 0.07031 90 63 18 9
547 I mean seriously, you have to see this! 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
548 Are they being cruel or just highly communicative? 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
549 Why is this the best form of flattery? 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
550 I saw this show at the Bellagio. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
551 It would really be impressive if they moved west and gave us some shade. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
552 He has your nose. 1.4000 0.06667 90 61 22 7
553 Now that I see it, I don't think imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
554 Let me know when they build us a raft. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
555 Boy, the one time I really wish I had my camera! 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
556 No more coconut wine for me. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
557 I never have a camera when I need one. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
558 Remember how you said that drinking sea water was "no big deal"? 1.3956 0.06227 91 60 26 5
559 Now I'm sure the dolphins are mocking us. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
560 I went through hell and high water to get tickets for this Cirque du Seaworld performance, the least you could do is turn around. 1.3933 0.06514 89 60 23 6
561 Until today, I had no idea I was pro trawler nets. 1.3933 0.07600 89 66 11 12
562 If we get out of here I'm eating tuna again. 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
563 I am going to keep making "the porpoise of life" jokes until you agree to switch sides with me. 1.3933 0.06514 89 60 23 6
564 They definitely were holding back at Sea World. 1.3933 0.07256 89 64 15 10
565 I hate team-building. 1.3933 0.06514 89 60 23 6
566 Not sure about you, but I'M going to stop licking those lizards. 1.3933 0.07256 89 64 15 10
567 And now we teach them to spell "HELP" 1.3933 0.06315 89 59 25 5
568 See if they can mimic a yacht. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
569 You see a bunch of blowholes and I see Trump's cabinet; I'd call that a tie. 1.3933 0.07430 89 65 13 11
570 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but we're still going to die. 1.3933 0.07766 89 67 9 13
571 Yeah sure, you're gonna tell me Donald Trump is president next... 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
572 And I thought we were bored 1.3933 0.06514 89 60 23 6
573 I call it plagiarism. 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
574 I never said 'Simon says' 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
575 Don't bother getting up, we saw them at Sea World. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
576 Try looking like a boat. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
577 Do you ever get the feeling that there's a parallel tuna-verse out there? 1.3933 0.06514 89 60 23 6
578 Well, I've stopped hallucinating simple foods. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
579 Could you maybe copy a lifeboat instead? 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
580 OK, the flashmob has officially jumped the shark. 1.3933 0.07256 89 64 15 10
581 Woaaaaah...I think we should've rationed those mushrooms. 1.3933 0.06315 89 59 25 5
582 Maybe they could form a raft next! 1.3933 0.06110 89 58 27 4
583 Dude, I never noticed, the big toe on my left foot is bigger than the one on my right. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
584 NOT Charades again. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
585 I no longer believe that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3902 0.06888 82 56 20 6
586 Do me a favor. Stand on your head for a second. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
587 I never realized dolphins were sarcastic. 1.3889 0.07188 90 65 15 10
588 I've heard of mocking birds, but this is ridiculous. 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
589 They're getting back at us for making squeaky-balloon noises at them all day yesterday. 1.3889 0.06832 90 63 19 8
590 You had to taunt them. 1.3889 0.07012 90 64 17 9
591 I'm pretty sure they're porpoises. Dolphins have elongated beaks and are more creative at charades. 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
592 Maybe it's synchronicity, but I think they're doing it on porpoise. 1.3889 0.07188 90 65 15 10
593 I can't stop thinking about sushi. 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
594 Don't look now, but I think we are being porpoisely mocked. 1.3889 0.07528 90 67 11 12
595 On the bright side, you can't beat the podcasts. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
596 The mocking has begun. 1.3864 0.07655 88 66 10 12
597 I wish they'd mimic a boat. 1.3864 0.06140 88 58 26 4
598 Do you have your camera? 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
599 Come look, honey – the neighbors have their holiday decorations up. 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
600 Oh my, it's the dinner show! 1.3864 0.06140 88 58 26 4
601 Now I just think they're mocking us. 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
602 It's one thing to be stranded, but quite another to be mocked. 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
603 Do you think they're mocking us? 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
604 Or we could take it as the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
605 Interesting act, but we're really looking for something different. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
606 My views on sushi have changed. 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
607 No, what's amazing is that you still don't know the difference between dolphins and porpoises. 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
608 I love art with a porpoise. 1.3864 0.07824 88 67 8 13
609 I bet if we're stranded long enough I can get them to do the Eiffel Tower. 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
610 The show's okay, I guess, but I would've killed for dinner. 1.3864 0.06140 88 58 26 4
611 They must think we're agents. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
612 Simon says, "Stop playing around and go get help!" 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
613 Great, now they're mocking us. 1.3864 0.07306 88 64 14 10
614 Lighten up Phil and enjoy the entertainment 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
615 At least they have a porpoise. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
616 For the matinée they do the Eiffel Tower. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
617 They're cute, but I still would rather have Netflix. 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
618 The food here is terrible but the entertainment is great. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
619 "Sure, they're smart....but, ironic? 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
620 Herb, remember the time we were crawling through the desert and the prairie dogs started mocking us? 1.3864 0.07306 88 64 14 10
621 This may sound a little anthropomorphic, but I'm getting a real sarcastic vibe here. 1.3864 0.07306 88 64 14 10
622 I'm sorry. I have no spare change. 1.3864 0.07306 88 64 14 10
623 Do you think sarcasm's a sign of intelligence? 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
624 Remember when you said no one knows or cares where we are or what we are doing? 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
625 I drank way too much salt water. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
626 This show would cost $500 at the Tropicana. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
627 On the other hand... it is the sincerest form of flattery 1.3864 0.05924 88 57 28 3
628 Once we're rescued, I'll put in a good word for them at Sea World. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
629 They're mocking us. Majestically. 1.3864 0.07306 88 64 14 10
630 They're blocking my view. 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
631 Look! They're mocking us on porpoise. 1.3846 0.07122 91 66 15 10
632 This sure beats that lame cabaret act on the cruise ship. 1.3837 0.06226 86 57 25 4
633 That does it, I'm done buying dolphin-safe tuna 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
634 We'll both do the splits; let's see them try and mock us then. 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
635 Wait till you see their dismount! 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
636 other than the flipper, he has you down perfectly. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
637 Somehow they seem less stranded than we are. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
638 So much for opposing thumbs. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
639 These splash zone seats were worth it. 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
640 You can take the dolphins out of SeaWorld... 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
641 ''I still think it should take the form of a boat to qualify as irony.'' 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
642 Henry, the dolphins are making fun of us again. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
643 Looks like Miami won this week. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
644 Darwin, I think you should see this. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
645 I hate charades. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
646 And just like that, the dolphins captured the existential ennui of the castaways. 1.3837 0.07428 86 63 13 10
647 I wonder if they can make a boat. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
648 Honey, I know things don't look good, but can't we at least enjoy the show together? 1.3837 0.07428 86 63 13 10
649 Maybe there is no porpoise. 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
650 Geez, would it kill them to clap? At Sea World, something like this would bring people out of their seats. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
651 Haha, very funny...Can you save us now? 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
652 Oo, I could live forever on satire, couldn't you? 1.3837 0.07428 86 63 13 10
653 OK, now there just being jerks. 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
654 Hey, Joe, your message in a bottlenose is back. 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
655 Part II: Question 93. Draw the next logical image. 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
656 Let's redecorate. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
657 You're missing a helluva show! 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
658 Now they are just laughing at us. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
659 Now they’re just mocking us on porpoise. 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
660 Yeah...but I'd still eat one. 1.3820 0.06492 89 61 22 6
661 You were right about those berries that washed ashore. 1.3820 0.07236 89 65 14 10
662 Even here he builds a Tower! 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
663 That’s either a mirage or the best seafood buffet I’ve ever seen. 1.3793 0.07172 87 63 15 9
664 I think I can finally see the porpoise of life. 1.3793 0.07535 87 65 11 11
665 I think there might be a SeaWorld near here. 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
666 Four words. First word; three syllables. First syllable sounds like... 1.3793 0.07356 87 64 13 10
667 "Even more humiliating is that they call themselves 'The Trump Tower' '' 1.3793 0.07535 87 65 11 11
668 That's it. I'm no longer a vegan. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
669 Schadenfreude: pleasure derived from the misfortune of others. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
670 I guess I could have trained them to be a raft. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
671 Well, I'd give 'em an 8.5. 1.3765 0.06029 85 56 26 3
672 "Ok we get it. You're really smart". 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
673 I think we're being flippered off. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
674 Fred and George found out the hard way just how cruel dolphins can be. 1.3765 0.07480 85 63 12 10
675 That doesn't look like me at all. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
676 They should know that there's a fine line between comedy and sarcasm. 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
677 Do you think they're being satirical or just mean? 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
678 You gave them a 3.2 last week. What did you expect? 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
679 See, even they're sick of desert island cartoons 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
680 No ship will ever notice us now. 1.3765 0.07480 85 63 12 10
681 OK, I'm starting to side with Japan. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
682 Not as great as yesterday when they spelled TRUMP without the T. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
683 At least the neighbors are friendly. 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
684 And you thought life had lost all porpoise. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
685 Not only they are smart, they also have a sense of humour! 1.3765 0.07291 85 62 14 9
686 You sure that was just a regular cigarette? 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
687 If you're not going to look, Gary, imagine Jacque Cousteau meets Siegfried and Roy. 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
688 I think they want to play charades. 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
689 What takes more intelligence, mockery or conceptual art ? 1.3765 0.07291 85 62 14 9
690 I love that entertainment is part of the all-inclusive package. 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
691 Now I see that life has more than one porpoise. 1.3765 0.07291 85 62 14 9
692 If you can't laugh, at least applaud politely. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
693 Oh yeah? Well maybe THEY are imagining us. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
694 I can't experience this properly without Twitter. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
695 We must be the luckiest guys in the world--these seats are awesome! 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
696 Trust me. This you're gonna want to see. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
697 Their chances of rescue are probablely better. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
698 I don't remember Flipper ever being this sarcastic. 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
699 You know those dolphins you told to make like a tree and leave? 1.3765 0.07291 85 62 14 9
700 At least they're not sharks 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
701 They might win charades, but at least we beat them at rock-paper-scissors. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
702 It's art. It doesn't have to have a porpoise. 1.3765 0.07291 85 62 14 9
703 Pretend you don't see them. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
704 I've got a good one this time. I spy, with my little eye... 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
705 I know I have bigger worries right now, but am I really that short? 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
706 Live from Galapagos, it's Saturday Night! 1.3765 0.07665 85 64 10 11
707 Shhhh, slowly--stand up and act like a boat. 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
708 If they're so damn smart, why aren't they at SeaWorld? 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
709 I know it's playful, but it still hurts. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
710 Nice, but rather derivative. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
711 Honestly, I'd prefer their imitation of a boat. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
712 Even their mockery is downright cute. 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
713 I'm not questioning your skills as a 'Seaworld' trainer - I'm just not sure it conveys our message. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
714 I don't have the heart to tell them we are out of fish. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
715 The dolphins never got over being named the second smartest species on the planet 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
716 I bet they learned that in school. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
717 Did you know, that in addition to the use of tools, sarcasm is a clear sign of intelligence in animals? 1.3765 0.07665 85 64 10 11
718 Yes, but is it art? 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
719 Ya know, we're pretty lucky. In season they play the Bellagio Fountains in Vegas. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
720 No one likes sarcasm. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
721 Not just intelligent--ironic. 1.3765 0.07665 85 64 10 11
722 Although I wished I had my iPhone, this still wouldn't get as many views as a cat playing a piano. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
723 Smart, yeah, but smart alecks, too. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
724 Yup, we definitely shouldn't have eaten those coconuts. 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
725 Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
726 See? I told you, stay positive and nice things will happen. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
727 I guess they know we're vegans. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
728 Sincerest form of flippery 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
729 Our message in a bottle must have ended up at Sea World. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
730 They are much more creative than the sharks. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
731 Do you really want to impress us? Spell out SOS. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
732 I gotta say, the one on the left does have your nose. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
733 We really should've used that glue on the raft. 1.3765 0.07665 85 64 10 11
734 You can take the dolphin out of SeaWorld, but you can't take the SeaWorld out of the dolphin. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
735 It's nice, but not quite ready for Cirque du soleil. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
736 Let's don't eat any more tree bark. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
737 Now they're just making fun of us. 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
738 Perhaps it's their way of demonstrating empathy. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
739 I hate being objectified. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
740 I guess it was funnier the first time. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
741 This morning I thought they were sympathizing with us but now I'm convinced they're mocking us. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
742 There's something fishy about that palm tree. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
743 Quick! Phil! They're doing it again! 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
744 On second thought, you might believe what I'm seeing.... 1.3690 0.06055 84 56 25 3
745 Oh, it's no accident...they're mocking us on porpoise. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
746 They make us look redundant, don't they? 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
747 It's Thursday again. 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
748 There's definitely something fishy about that island.... 1.3690 0.07533 84 63 11 10
749 There's a fine line between playful and mocking. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
750 They think they're so smart. 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
751 At least the neighbors are friendly. 1.3690 0.06055 84 56 25 3
752 I've heard them called 'playful'. I'd call it 'mocking'. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
753 Don't stare, they'll want a fish. 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
754 I think they are trying to imitate us on porpoise. 1.3690 0.07533 84 63 11 10
755 sarcastic dolphins...who knew??? 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
756 It's well beyond anthropomorphic. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
757 No Frank, I swear, you gotta see this mirage. 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
758 That one doesn't even look like you. 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
759 Now they're just flipping us off! 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
760 They think they're so smart. 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
761 Nice, but that doesn't spell "HELP". 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
762 Empathy is overrated. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
763 They sure know how to rub it in. 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
764 Just ignore them. They're doing that on porpoise. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
765 Man, that coconut we ate must have been bad. 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
766 I'm feeling a renewed sense of porpoise. 1.3690 0.07340 84 62 13 9
767 The hallucinations began on day 29. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
768 Do you think they know life raft? 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
769 Copycats. 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
770 Man, everyone's doing the mannequin challenge. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
771 I hate it when art imitates life. 1.3690 0.07340 84 62 13 9
772 Beautiful as it is, I'm afraid this is going to have to be an Edible Arrangement. 1.3671 0.07246 79 57 15 7
773 I know they're mocking us; and yet, I'm strangely drawn to the coy one peeking out from beneath the fin. 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
774 I'm not flattered! 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
775 They're getting better at our voices. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
776 Maybe, if we promise to lay off the sushi, we can get them to spell out 'S.O.S. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
777 Not sure, I think it's a cheer for a Miami football team. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
778 Are we being entertained or mocked? 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
779 Ever feel like the universe is just mocking you? 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
780 Pretty good, but the sharks depicting our crash on the island was much more impressive. 1.3614 0.06080 83 56 24 3
781 This I can stand - what I really hate is when they go into boat formation. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
782 Now they're just making fun of us. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
783 They're touring. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
784 Lucky me. I get stranded with Cristo. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
785 UNBELIEVABLE! The little one has your expression down pat. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
786 Okay, fine- you call it empathy. I call it sarcasm. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
787 Very funny, boys, but sarcasm is not the same thing as intelligence. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
788 I think it’s payback for visiting SeaWorld. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
789 If you'd just look, you'd see it's not just another one of my fish stories. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
790 We must be close to Sea World. 1.3614 0.07389 83 62 12 9
791 Same pattern. I'm beginning to doubt they intend to go for help. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
792 "Sometimes the line between comedy and cruelty is a thin one". 1.3614 0.07389 83 62 12 9
793 Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but I still can't shake the feeling they're making fun of us. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
794 I guess they've also figured out postmodernism. 1.3571 0.06022 84 57 24 3
795 No, I don't think dolphins are more intelligent than humans. Why do you ask? 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
796 I could watch them forever. 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
797 Do me a favor, stand up. 1.3537 0.07438 82 62 11 9
798 Too much mercury. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
799 Negotiations with Sea World failed. They're going out on their own. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
800 Nature really is cruel! 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
801 Do you think they could mimic a boat? 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
802 Something tells me they are not here to help. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
803 Does art imitate life, or life imitate art? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
804 It's a windmill, right? 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
805 Do we really look that fat? 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
806 You're right. Shark du Soleil has lost its creative edge. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
807 Unlike its bottlenose cousin, the brown-nose dolphin is distinguished by its tendency to imitate as a form of flattery. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
808 That's nothing. Last week they plaigerized my message in a bottle. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
809 Out here, it's Cirque du Sole. 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
810 That's the problem with dinner theaters today. The show is impressive but where's the buffet? 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
811 You're right. It's mockery. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
812 When are we going to tell them that we ran out of fish? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
813 I miss Ed Sullivan. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
814 I never liked performance art. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
815 They're mocking us again Dom, screw "dolphin safe tuna." 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
816 There's something fishy about that tree. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
817 They must be bored too. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
818 Huh. How derivative. 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
819 Apparently the animal kingdom has been faking it the whole time. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
820 Yes, clearly this is art imitating life. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
821 Climb the tree again, Harold, so they fall down. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
822 I thought the matinee was more authentic. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
823 No rescue party yet, Harry. Only a pod of schadenfreude dolphins. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
824 It's the sincerest form of flattery 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
825 For intelligent mammals their satire is a little too on the nose. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
826 And now they're just mocking us. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
827 They can do that, but they can't get help. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
828 I'll watch the 3pm show 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
829 I’ve always heard that dolphins are the smartest animals – but I didn’t know they were also the biggest smart alecks. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
830 Apparently each one of us does in fact have a porpoise. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
831 Look George it's Cirque Sea-Lay 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
832 Either excessive celebration or unsportsmanlike conduct - if I had a flag I'd throw it. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
833 Uh huh. And what was your third wish again? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
834 I'm sorry Bob, but I am a little flattered. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
835 I had no idea that dolphins have a sense of humor. 1.3537 0.06104 82 56 23 3
836 I think they're still upset we ate their cousin. 1.3537 0.07438 82 62 11 9
837 I think you're right: that can't be a coincidence. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
838 It's been three days, Chuck. Should we say something? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
839 It's a benefit of our cruise travel insurance policy. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
840 now that's what i call synchronized swimming 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
841 That's not helpful. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
842 I'd be more flattered if they cooked us dinner. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
843 The North Atlantic's Got Talent. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
844 They seem pretty smart, but I said S.O.S. and they give us U.S.O. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
845 Wish they'd stop empathizing long enough to form a boat. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
846 I feel like they're making fun of us. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
847 I really wish I had my phone. 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
848 I prefer to think they're laughing WITH us, not AT us. 1.3457 0.06126 81 56 22 3
849 Must be some art school. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
850 Then again, maybe they should throw us a herring. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
851 When SeaWorld's animal stars are set free... 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
852 I didn't know dolphins could be so sarcastic. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
853 SEA WORLD escapees no doubt. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
854 Float like a dolphin, shaped like a tree 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
855 I know they're mocking us, but you have to admire their creativity 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
856 Do you think I have a big nose? 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
857 I'm guessing this is payback for Sea World. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
858 I don't know about you, but I think they're making fun of us. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
859 Ok, for your next trick you need to become a boat and take us to the mainland. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
860 Well, they say it's the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
861 I didn't say 'Simon says.' 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
862 Let's see if they will do a life raft. 1.3457 0.06126 81 56 22 3
863 And everyone thinks dolphins are so nice! Sarcastic bastards. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
864 Bob, I swear they're copying us on porpoise. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
865 At first, I enjoyed their company - now it seems they're just mocking us. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
866 I don't care how good the joke is. We're the wrong audience. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
867 This must be the live entertainment that was promised in the vacation brochure. 1.3457 0.05869 81 55 24 2
868 Imitation may be the highest form of flattery but I stull think they're laughing at us. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
869 There's no escaping Cirque du Soleil. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
870 I, too, find post-modern live dolphin sculpture art to be rather jejune. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
871 They're mocking us on porpoise. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
872 Very nice, but I'd be more flattered by a ride to shore. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
873 They're doing it again, aren't they? 1.3457 0.06126 81 56 22 3
874 We're not lost at sea, we're lost at Sea World. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
875 I hate sharkasm!! 1.3457 0.07487 81 62 10 9
876 got to cut down on those magic coconuts 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
877 Great job! Can you make a boat now? 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
878 They say it's the highest form of flattery. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
879 Should we try shaping our bodies into a boat? 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
880 Sure they're cute, and I'm a vegan, but if I catch one, it's dinner! 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
881 Meh. 1.3457 0.07690 81 63 8 10
882 Are they mocking us on porpoise? 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
883 I always thought I was taller than that. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
884 I can’t believe what I’m seeing, Fred. They nailed it. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
885 Weren't you the CEO of Seaworld? 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
886 We need to be doing more yoga. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
887 Either I’m hallucinating or we’re about to be rescued by Sea World. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
888 Very funny, but that doesn't look like me at all. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
889 Oh come on. I don't look like that! 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
890 Does that island look a little fishy to you? 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
891 Stuck in shark infested waters, the Winstons suffer through the warm-up act. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
892 It's not flattery; they are taunting us. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
893 "They mock what they don't understand". 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
894 Hey Stu, let's moon them. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
895 They say they feel our pain. 1.3418 0.05665 79 53 25 1
896 We are not amused. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
897 I hate mimes. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
898 Look! I think they're doing that on-porpoise 1.3418 0.07619 79 61 9 9
899 Quick Harold! Look! They're doing it again... 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
900 It's just irritating if you ask me. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
901 You say it's empathy, I say it's mockery. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
902 If we ever get off this island, that is the exact tattoo I'm getting 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
903 I always buy dolphin friendly tuna, and this is the thanks I get? 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
904 Vertebrates, warmblooded, feed milk to young, sense of sarcasm ... 1.3418 0.05944 79 54 23 2
905 So let me guess ... you think the mermaids were better. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
906 I think they're mocking us again. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
907 If they can do that, surely we can swim. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
908 Couldn't you have trained them to get help? 1.3418 0.07619 79 61 9 9
909 They do this on porpoise. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
910 ...no. no particular reason. I just think it would be fun to sit in the shape of a rescue boat. 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
911 Bill, where is that genie? I wished for some "purpose" in my life. "PURPOSE!" 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
912 I don't want to swim with them anymore - they are just mocking us. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
913 I think I hate being mocked even more than I hate sea-level rise. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
914 It's more like taunting than 'playful' 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
915 ...and the Dolphins are penalized for an Illegal Formation. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
916 The brochure did say. 'Watch the dolphins play." 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
917 Why is everything so curated nowadays? What happened to just hanging out? 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
918 You ask what are they doing now? Messing with us. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
919 I don't care how intelligent they are, it feels a bit mean. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
920 Next time, let's form a catamaran. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
921 We're not interested, try Sea World 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
922 Dolphins or porpoises? I wish we could Google it. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
923 Who said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
924 It wouldn't have been so bad if they weren't all smiling. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
925 They remind me of us. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
926 Are my thighs really that wide? 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
927 Too soon, guys. 1.3373 0.07329 83 64 10 9
928 Suddenly I feel very insignificant. 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
929 I can't believe you called them gay sharks. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
930 But can they turn into a life raft? 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
931 They're dolphinately doing it on porpoise. 1.3333 0.07670 78 61 8 9
932 Don't look impressed, act normal. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
933 I miss the man-eating sharks. At least they didn't mock us. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
934 Sure it's clever, but what's the porpoise? 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
935 Funny...Dazzling displays of nature usually distract me from our plight. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
936 I think they're mocking us.... Yes, on porpoise!!! 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
937 It’s either a playful homage or a mocking taunt. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
938 Well, it beats staring at the horizon. 1.3333 0.05674 78 53 24 1
939 Sadly, many of them haven't been able to adjust to life on the outside. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
940 I think art for art’s sake is the term you’re looking for. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
941 We never laugh anymore. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
942 If it weren't for all their clicking, they'd be pretty good Mimes. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
943 I just realized that I forgot to renew our Sea World membership! 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
944 I think they're teasing us on porpoise. 1.3333 0.07884 78 62 6 10
945 What is the porpoise of this mockery? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
946 I know it's supposed to be a palm tree, but all I see is food. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
947 Charades was a lot less cruel before we met the dolphins. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
948 I see it the other way: life imitates art. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
949 Dolphins are jerks 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
950 Do you think they would form into a boat if we asked nicely? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
951 What's the opposite of a mirage? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
952 Frank, look quick! They're doing it again! 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
953 After this, do you think you could teach us to swim? 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
954 Do you think we blend in? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
955 Do we really look like that? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
956 Oh how I've missed sarcasm. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
957 Larry, do you believe in an animal parallel universe? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
958 I swear they do that on porpoise. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
959 Well, if they're sincere then I suppose we should be flattered. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
960 Did you know that dolphins are the only other animal that mock people for pleasure? 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
961 Keep still. Mimes usually do not attack unless they feel threatened. 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
962 Nice; where we see crisis, they see art. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
963 Don't lose hope. Apparently we're now a meme. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
964 I don't have the heart to tell them we're not from SeaWorld. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
965 Atoll trolls 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
966 I never imagined that dolphins could be capable of such a twisted sense of humour. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
967 Well, it is the sincerest form of flattery 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
968 Wait'll they find out we ate all the fish. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
969 They're mocking us now, Harold. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
970 No food. No fresh-water. And now you're telling me you didn't pack the cameral! 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
971 Find out if they have an Uber dolphin among them. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
972 If no man is an island, is it because he lacks a porpoise? 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
973 I've seen better. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
974 I'm sensing a lot more mockery than flattery. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
975 It's so annoying. They see the fun side of everything! 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
976 I think we should re-think that Vegan oath we took! 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
977 Bob, I'm sure it's just a coincidence. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
978 Now do 'potable water.' 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
979 Just what we need: SeaWorld, with irony. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
980 That palm tree looks a little fishie to me. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
981 SeaWorld really needed to do a better retirement preparation program. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
982 Wait! They do this in the wild too? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
983 The neighbors are showing off again! 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
984 Is THAT what I really look like? 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
985 I stopped eating tuna for this? 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
986 Impressive, but I'd still rather see a boat. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
987 At least our message in a bottle reached SeaWorld. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
988 Yeah, but can you juggle 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
989 I hear they're the only other species to openly mock you in life-threatening situations. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
990 Intelligent, maybe. But I think they're just jerks. 1.3333 0.05960 78 54 22 2
991 Do you ever get the feeling we're being mocked? 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
992 Gawd, nothing ever happens here! 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
993 I'm not getting up to look unless they do the Statue of Liberty. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
994 No fish is an island. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
995 It's not that good of an impression; the one standing up doesn't look like me at all. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
996 Is it mimicry, mockery, or performance art? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
997 I can't look. It was bad enough when they all did the " Flipper laugh.." 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
998 There's nothing so truly annoying as synchronized swimming. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
999 I'm not sure, but I think we may have just won something 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1000 Is it a good or bad omen when you see your dolphingänger? 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1001 I think all that sushi has started to effect my hallucinations. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1002 Can they do a yacht? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1003 I think we provide them a sense of porpoise. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1004 Too bad there aren't more people to watch this! 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
1005 Do you think they might be Uber dolphins? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1006 Quick, look like a motor boat. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1007 It is entertaining, but we should've trained them to fetch us some food. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1008 Wow! I wonder what inspired that? 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1009 They're mocking us, but for what porpoise? 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
1010 Only God can make a tree. 1.3333 0.07670 78 61 8 9
1011 I know I should be angry, but they're making it difficult. 1.3291 0.07367 79 61 10 8
1012 Now that's synchronized swimming! 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1013 Built with porpoise. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
1014 Oh, forget it...If you didn't believe me about the whale rectangle and the shark trapezoid, you're definitely not going to believe this one. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1015 Is my nose really that big? 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1016 If they’re imitating us, I’m not flattered. 1.3247 0.07496 77 60 9 8
1017 I would give anything for a new Mirage 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1018 They're mocking us again, Marvin. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1019 I'd like to think it's more empathy than mockery. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1020 They're porpoises. Dolphins don't mock. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1021 Fuck you. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1022 I've heard of mocking birds, but this is ridiculous. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1023 Look guys, I'm flattered but it'd be more helpful if we could just ride on your backs 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1024 I think those humans are mocking us 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1025 Nah... nothing interesting on this side either. Keep looking in that direction. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1026 They say humor is the key to survival. That and a speargun. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1027 Very talented, but no creativity. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1028 Art imitates life! 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1029 So, performance art IS an evolutionary form. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1030 Public art---such a waste of tax dollars. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1031 We mock that which we do not understand. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1032 The last show in the world I want to see now is SEA WORLD 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1033 Sure, they're talented. But they are also extremely insensitive. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1034 Never mind. It's imitation seafood. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1035 So much for the theory that once released from captivity into the wild, they resort back to their natural ways. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1036 Who said climate change isn't real? 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1037 Nice job Flipper, now show us your S.O.S. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1038 Now their just mocking us. 1.3247 0.07496 77 60 9 8
1039 I think those dolphins are mocking us on porpoise. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1040 Now I think they are just mocking us.... 1.3247 0.07721 77 61 7 9
1041 I always knew they are smarter than us. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1042 Wouldn't it be better to teach them how to imitate a ship? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1043 And to think they did this just to get in the New Yorker caption contest. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1044 Great Mannequin Challenge entry, guys, but we still need help. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1045 Everybody is into performance art these days. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1046 Impressive, but would you mind doing that again for the Coast Guard? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1047 Bob, we should try and make the shape of a raft. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1048 Next category is "familiar place." 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1049 It's either a serious hallucination or fake news. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1050 What happens in the South Seas, stays in the South Seas. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1051 They're out-performing us again, George. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1052 Exactly what kind of brownies did your sister make for us...? 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1053 The mimicking I can take. It’s the taunting I can’t stand. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1054 I've heard of intelligent design - but that's ridiculous! 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1055 Honey, you're wrong. There IS a porpoise in life. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1056 What’s a hallucination look like? 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1057 Cheer up the dolphin show is amazing. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1058 George, look! It's Cirque Du Soleil Pacifica! 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1059 Looks like Sea World released more dolphins ... 1.3247 0.07496 77 60 9 8
1060 They're teasing us on porpoise. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1061 I have the feeling we are being mocked. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1062 I'd give anything for a harpoon right now. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1063 make like a boat,lets see what they can do with that 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1064 No... I think it's Nature imitates Art. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1065 Now they’re mocking us on porpoise. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1066 You never believe me; so...nothing happening here! 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1067 'Sea World should have never set them free.' 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1068 I am praying they will transform again into a seaplane. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1069 No dolphin is an island 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1070 We may have no food, but at least we have performance art. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1071 They're not only smart...they have sense of irony. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1072 Hey Chuck, you wouldn't happen to know much about the mating process of Bottlenose Dolphins? 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1073 Quick - make like a boat! 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1074 On the bright side, we've discovered that dolphins can mock. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1075 "I knew I shouldn't have eaten that little mushroom I found growing on the tree". 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1076 I think we're being trolled. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1077 They're imitating us, but if you look you'll ruin it. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1078 How do you know that the dolphins aren't hallucinating you? 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1079 They may be good at charades, but they are still really bad at rock, paper, scissors 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1080 Think of it as art imitating life? 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1081 Congrats Gary, you're no longer the biggest asshole in a 100 mile radius. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1082 I've heard they're great mimics, but now I think they're just being cruel. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1083 Can't they turn into a raft instead? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1084 You can take the dolphins out of SeaWorld... 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1085 I'm still not convinced it's intelligence and not just instinct. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1086 It's like we're stuck in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1087 Big deal! I saw the same thing in an Esther Williams movie. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1088 Okay, enough with the charades! 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1089 Are they mocking us? I feel like they're mocking us. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1090 Highly intelligent but wildly impractical. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1091 I think my mirage was better. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1092 Al are you sure that coconut milk was not fermented? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1093 Please tell me Uber has a fleet of dolphins now. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1094 I suppose life does imitate art. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1095 I'm in the mood for an Esther Williams movie. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1096 TripAdvisor said whales, not dolphins. They'll be lucky to get 3 stars from me! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1097 See... it's not impossible to have fun under these circumstances. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1098 What's the porpoise of life anyway? 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
1099 There's a fine line between 'playful' and 'immature.' 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1100 It's hard to decide whether art imitates life or life imitates art. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1101 They're mocking us again! 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1102 That's just great. Sadistic dolphins. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1103 I'm pretty sure they're doing it on porpoise. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1104 Jim, don't turn around. This will NOT help your mood. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1105 What's the difference between flora and fauna again? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1106 My hallucinations are getting unoriginal. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1107 Dolphins are too smart for their own good. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1108 Ahoy, there! Can you guys make a boat? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1109 The good news is that you've been granted eight fishes. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1110 Training them to bring us fish to eat? -- NO! You want to be entertained! 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1111 I didn't know they were capable of sarcasm. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1112 Which one of us is the hallucination? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1113 I am never going to Sea World again. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1114 I'm sure they are doing that on porpoise 1.3158 0.07542 76 60 8 8
1115 I'm feeling imitated but not flattered. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1116 They nailed it again. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1117 I hate smug dolphins. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1118 I knew they could be cheerful; who knew they could be sarcastic? 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1119 Now could you get them to spell "help?" 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1120 I think they're trying to tell us that we're stuck on a desert island. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1121 Looks like SeaWorld released its performance art division back into the wild. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1122 Do you think they did that on porpoise? 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1123 Get the camera 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1124 I think they're teasing us on porpoise. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1125 Hon, remember what you said about monotony driving you crazy? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1126 They say imitation is the best form of flattery. 1.3158 0.07542 76 60 8 8
1127 The cartoonist is making fun of our misery. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1128 Yea but can they grow coconuts? 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1129 Wrong miracle. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1130 Yeah, dolphins are playful. Big deal. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1131 Should we build a wall? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1132 Dolphins are assholes 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1133 They're mocking us, Dave. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
1134 I think we're near Florida 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
1135 Do you think they're mocking us or just trying to make us feel a little less screwed? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1136 I think they are mocking your long nose 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1137 And here I am without my camera. Can you believe it? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1138 At least there's some intelligent life out here. 1.3158 0.05685 76 53 22 1
1139 Let's see if they can do a helicopter. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1140 Remember when you said that our lives have no porpoise...? 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1141 I think they are doing that on porpoise 1.3158 0.07542 76 60 8 8
1142 You call it empathy; I call it Schadenfreude. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1143 Just wait until they do their dolphin impression. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1144 Don't know about you, but I am SO bored with the same old routine. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1145 How do we tell them we're not here auditioning for Sea World? 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1146 Did they say Life imitates Art or vice-versa? 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1147 They had to block the view, didn't they. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1148 Maybe we should pretend we're a boat. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
1149 Ask them if they know how to do pastrami on rye. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1150 I'm done... No more games of Charade with the dolphins. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1151 You're missing the show. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1152 Ever feel like nature is mocking us? 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1153 At least they have a porpoise. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1154 Did you ever get the feeling you were being mocked? 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1155 Are they doing it on porpoise? 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1156 I don't have the heart to tell them about the election. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1157 Yeah, well, I don't think imitation is always the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1158 Seaworld must be holding auditions again. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1159 Wait 'til Sea World hears about this. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1160 Look, Fred, a cirque du soleil dolphin mirage 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1161 Sea World can't be far. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1162 Tom, did you drink the water, too? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1163 Don't tell them we're out of fish. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1164 Don't worry, I've sent a message in a bottlenose. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1165 Now they're just being jerks. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1166 The good news? We seem to be the envy of the neighborhood. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1167 I'd give the technical difficulty a '5' at best. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1168 Our friends did this on porpoise 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1169 Really, I see it more as an abstract work. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1170 I still see no porpoise. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1171 Great. Now can you synchronize a distress call? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1172 You look and look for a porpoise in life, and then tree come along at once. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1173 My life has no porpoise. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1174 So does this mean the universe has intelligent design, or that it just likes messing with us? 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1175 Dolphins are such bastards. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1176 I don't think those were coconuts. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1177 They're mocking us on porpoise. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1178 I take it back, I would eat those damn condescending mammals. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1179 They are porpoisely mocking us! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1180 Not exactly my idea of dinner and a show either. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1181 Oh, I have been DYING to see this show! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1182 Well, that wasn't in the brochure. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1183 Do you think they see us? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1184 Yeah, the food sucks, but the entertainment is marvelous! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1185 Nice to see they've found work after all the water park lawsuits 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1186 Do we have a higher porpoise? 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1187 Listen, you there.....SOS does not mean Same Old Shtick! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1188 Something about that other island looks fishy. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1189 Show offs. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1190 What does one have to do to get away from this kind of crap? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1191 Is that the dolphin signal for 'You're screwed'? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1192 All those years as a marine biologist, and now they show me complex taunting behavior. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1193 I think the sun is frying my brains. That tree is starting to look like a pod of dolphins. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1194 I wish I could see what you see, but my life has no porpoise. 1.3108 0.07679 74 59 7 8
1195 No, still no ships ... 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1196 Surrounded by ocean...yet nothing but imitation fish. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1197 Is it sympathy or mockery? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1198 Appropriation or homage? 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1199 Are they mocking us, or the tree? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1200 Do you get the feeling we're being mocked? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1201 Now let's see if they can keep it up as long as us... 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1202 Their performances are starting to take atoll. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1203 Don't be silly, you are only imagining the whole world is mocking us" 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1204 I guess I never realized flattery could be so goddamn ironic. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1205 I might be impressed if I wasn't so hungry. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1206 I don't remember Flipper being so flippant. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1207 I do believe they're mocking us on porpoise. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1208 Well I think giving them all the fish was worth it. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1209 Tell them to try the Bellagio. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1210 How good are you at reading omens? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1211 Hey, look, it's the Island of the Blue Dolphins! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1212 You think they can do a motorboat? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1213 It seems man isn't the only mammal capable of mockery. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1214 I think they are trying to tell us something. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1215 ...And just when I thought my life had no porpoise... 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1216 Ever get the feeling we're being mocked? 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
1217 I wonder what happens if the bottom one sneezes. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1218 Thanks, but we're not flattered! 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
1219 Harold ... the mimes ... they've found us! 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1220 If they're that smart, why don't they order us some take-out. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1221 They're not mocking us. It's just one of those Facebook Flash mobs. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1222 We had to get stuck with one-trick dolphins. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1223 Well, at least nobody left us stranded on porpoise. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1224 Yeah, yeah, fantastic. But theirs can't grow coconuts! 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1225 They're doing that thing they do before they attack. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1226 "Those dolphins are really starting to make me lose my passion for post modern abstract symbolist representation.'' 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1227 If they're so smart, why don't they rescue us? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1228 Stranded on an island at Sea World, someone should find us soon. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1229 I liked them more before they found out about performance art. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1230 There's no way I'm as old as the one they've got playing me. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1231 At least the hallucinations are entertaining. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1232 I can't believe we lost the mannequin challenge to a pod of posers... 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1233 Of course they're magnificent. But I'm still going to write a scathing review. 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
1234 There's something you don't see every day. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1235 Well, at least somebody is enjoying themselves. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1236 I think something mysterious was in that coconut. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1237 Dolphins are well known for irony. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1238 They're right, we need to lighten up and enjoy the moment. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1239 Imitation is highest form of flattery! 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1240 They're doing that on porpoise! 1.3108 0.07916 74 60 5 9
1241 Let's play rock, paper, scissors and see what they do... 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1242 I hear they taste like chicken. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1243 "Yeah, rub it in show offs. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1244 Dude, I think I'm starting to hallucinate. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1245 They're making fun of us, aren't they? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1246 Art mocking Life. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1247 I knew dolphins were friendly, but who knew they were such good mimes? 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1248 They're mocking us and they're doing it on porpoise. 1.3108 0.07679 74 59 7 8
1249 I think they are mocking us somehow. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1250 A fountain? Uh, windmill? I know - a pinwheel! No? This one's a toughie... 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1251 Remember when I accused you yesterday of hallucinating? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1252 The Aqua-Uber's here. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1253 I don't mind being deserted, but I hate being mocked for it 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1254 Mockingbirds are one thing - but mocking dolphins? That's just cruel. 1.3067 0.07346 75 59 9 7
1255 They're either here to save us or they're having a laugh. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1256 Looks fishy to me 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1257 I don't think we're doing enough with our lives. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1258 I'm telling you, that tree just winked at me. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1259 I thought they were supposed to be smarter than us. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1260 Jerks... 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1261 Well, they say "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". 1.3026 0.07260 76 60 9 7
1262 Lassie was better signaling for help. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1263 I get the meaning, but I'm not sure about the tone. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1264 Personally, I think synchronized swimming is overrated. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1265 Endangered species be damned! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1266 The dolphins are mocking us again. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1267 Rehearsing for their upcoming debut, the Blue Dolphin Group entertains a captive audience. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1268 Let's take it one more time from the top. 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1269 Please impersonate a boat! 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1270 I think they're Flipper-ing us off. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1271 Uggh, we're being saved by Cirque de Dauphin 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1272 I guess art does imitate art, Mike. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1273 Those must be the extremely rare "MockingFish" 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1274 If we only had a cell signal -- this is Instagram gold! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1275 I've reconsidered who should get the title of "Second Smartest Mammal" 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1276 Let's just remember that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1277 Honey, either you were right about not drinking the sea water, or those dolphins are taunting us. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1278 It's like they understand us only enough to taunt us. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1279 I see a new porpoise in life. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1280 I told you to not throw them a fish 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1281 "Playful" my eye. That's just mean. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1282 I'm not sure but I think they are doing that on porpoise. 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1283 It makes me look fat 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1284 Looks like dolphins are good at irony too. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
1285 Its at times like this that I wonder what is the porpoise of life. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1286 I think they're using irony. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1287 They think they're such hot stuff; just remember, we have opposable thumbs. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1288 Bob. Can you pantomime a raft? 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1289 This whole synchronized swimming thing has gotten out of hand. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1290 Really, guys? Really? You won't let us ride you back to civilization? 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1291 I know they're smart, but they don't know how to get out of here either. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1292 Now they're just showing off. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1293 I think I'm Flippering out bro. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1294 There is something fishy about that other island 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1295 That's lovely and all, but can you form a rescue ship? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1296 "It's payback for all those fishing trips we took". 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1297 I wish Sea World had taught them to fetch a rescue ship. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1298 How is this better than a message in a bottle? 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1299 I think we're somewhere near Mandalay. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1300 We just can't compete with these pop-up islands... 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1301 They're intelligent enough to mock us. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1302 Remind me to update Wikipedia if we get rescued. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1303 Now can they get serious and spell out SOS? 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1304 Harold, is that a tableau or a tableau vivant? 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1305 They need to find a new porpoise. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1306 If I were Hemingway, I could write about this. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1307 It's like they were mocking us.... 1.3014 0.05408 73 51 22 0
1308 Well, it is the sincerest form of flattery 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1309 Yeah, they got the bronze in Rio - synchronized swimming. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1310 Maybe I'm losing it, but I think we're approaching Finland. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1311 All that training we gave them. Just so they could mock us. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1312 They're definitely doing it on porpoise. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1313 Flattery, shmattery. If they come any closer, I say we eat them. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1314 I spy with my little eye... 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1315 Do you think they're mocking us on porpoise? 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1316 Must they copy everything we do? 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1317 They're dolphinantly mocking us. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1318 It's all just so depressingly derivative. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1319 I still say they're porpoisely mocking us. 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1320 This is our lucky day they need an agent. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1321 They are so mocking us! 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1322 i think they're giving us the 'fin'ger! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1323 I heard that dolphins can be kind of mean, but wow. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1324 Joe, they are making fun of us again. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1325 It's the twinkly little half-smiles that make it hurt. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1326 Tell me if I'm out of line but I think they're doing that on porpoise 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1327 Don't look now, but that dolphin mime troupe is at it again. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1328 Great news, our fresh and creative sea food platter has finally arrived. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1329 I wish they'd quit using us to hide from the orcas. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1330 Boy, I miss YouTube. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1331 I knew your flipper imitation would come back to haunt you. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1332 I see no porpoise in that. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1333 Don't move Eunice; let's see how long they can stay like that. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1334 We should have brought the kids! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1335 The one on the left is starting to look pretty cute. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1336 Great mimic intelligence, but no empathy! 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1337 Reminds me of the ice sculpture at my wedding! 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1338 Yeah, they're super-talented and smart, but I already know what a desert island looks like. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1339 Oh for Pete's sake! Can't you talk about anything but FISH. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1340 There is a message in the bottle-nose for us. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1341 Being stranded is bad enough, but I didn't count on the mocking. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1342 Well that certainly is impressive. Do you also do a "Rescue at Sea" routine or is this your only act? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1343 I can't decide if they're taunting us.... or entertaining us. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1344 Mating season will be a challenge. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1345 I knew they possessed excellent emotional mirroring skills but this is some next level stuff. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1346 Sure they're smart, but they obviously can't hear. I said, "Can you make yourselves into a raft," not "Do you want to be photographed." 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1347 You're missing the whole fin-ale. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1348 When life imitates art there is no porpoise.- The Dali Dolphin 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1349 Imitation is a form of flattery my ass. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1350 They're dolphins, clearly - the porpoise does not have such a well-developed sense of schadenfreude. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1351 I see several porpoises, but no purpose. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1352 They're mocking our perceived hierachical order of intelligence. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1353 You're right, no more intimacy until they leave. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1354 The SeaWorld refugees are back... 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1355 There's a special place in hell for whoever said imitation is the greatest form of flattery. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1356 A porpoise full demonstration. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1357 No, I think they travel in pods, not octets. Why? 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1358 Their waiting for their score. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
1359 Look how they've reporpoised themselves. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1360 We could have sushi for dinner 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1361 No imagination! 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1362 So they can be a palm tree, but not a rescue boat? That's just passive aggressive. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1363 Either they're very talented or we should lay off the raw bream for awhile..... 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1364 At least our predicament is not without porpoise. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1365 now they are just mocking us 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1366 Dolphins can be really insensitive 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1367 They say they use to rescue people, but then decided based on our television preferences that we preferred to be entertained to death. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1368 Message in a Bottlenose. 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
1369 I don't think they have middle fingers, do you? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1370 They're not mocking us, Jerry, that's just the sound they make. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1371 Do you think they're trying to make us feel bad on porpoise? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1372 Pictionary? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1373 I think they're mocking us on porpoise! 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1374 Ok, now they're just making fun. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1375 Do they have to be smarter than us in EVERYTHING? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1376 Do you think they're good enough to make a plane? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1377 Am I hallucinating or are the dolphins mocking us? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1378 The did that on porpoise. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1379 Scan the horizon when they form a yacht. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1380 I've never hallucinated on porpoise before. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1381 I hate to interrupt your thoughts but what is the difference between dolphins and porpoises? 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1382 Check it out, Bob. Those humans on that island over there are posing just like us! 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1383 I got it, they're intelligent, but do they have to mock us, too? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1384 I hate being mocked on porpoise. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1385 You know what they say: a cetacean is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1386 Well, yes…I suppose schadenfreude is a sign of animal intelligence. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1387 Well, at least they're having fun. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1388 It's a snarky sense of humor, that's true, but not an unsophisticated one. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1389 Here come the rejects from Sea World again. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1390 I knew they were nimble. I didn't know they were smart-alecks. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1391 It's not flattery. They're making fun of us. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1392 Somehow it doesn't feel like flattery to me. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1393 I told you they have a porpoise. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1394 Perfect! Now go find help. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1395 God !! I hate sarcasm !! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1396 This is way better than a message in a bottle. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1397 What if our palm tree had coconuts on it? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1398 They say imitation is the fin-est form of flattery. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1399 Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but I think they're just rubbing it in. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1400 They have empathy! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1401 I'm starting to think imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1402 No fish is an island. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1403 How close are we to Vegas? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1404 Mocking or not, they're really good! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1405 It's an advertisement for Christmas seals. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1406 If we are this close to SeaWorld, let's save ourselves by swimming. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1407 Should I tell them Sea World isn't hiring? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1408 Do you get the feeling they're mocking us? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1409 Purpose. I said I'd like to know the purpose of this island. 1.2917 0.07772 72 59 5 8
1410 This week on Survivor, the Miami Dolphins vs. the Minnesota Twins. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1411 I think it's the cast from that new Vegas act, Cirque du Filet. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1412 I miss the imitation crab. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1413 Being a fish out of water just doesn't have the same meaning that it used to. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1414 Something fishy is going on. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1415 Do we really look like that? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1416 If they're so smart, why don't they know another game besides Charades? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1417 Ah, Doug! Look how hard they try to keep us amused! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1418 They're as bored as we are. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1419 Look, copycatfish! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1420 Well now they're just mocking us. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1421 I think they're showing either empathy or sarcasm. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1422 Best impersonation I've seen since Alec Baldwin. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1423 They're only taunting us because we're vegans. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1424 Well... immitation is the greatest form of flattery. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1425 Now I’m sorry I ever bought dolphin safe tuna. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1426 They're mocking us again! 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1427 There goes the lagoon! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1428 I think the folks from Sea World have found us. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1429 I'll bet you for the last candy bar that we'll see a dolphin today. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1430 Impressive - but we can't afford to take on any more staff. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1431 I'm pretty sure it's a mockumentary. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1432 Do you think they're making fun of us? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1433 Part of me wishes I hadn't used all our fish for training porpoises. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1434 I'm suddenly feeling guilty about all the tuna I've eaten. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1435 There's something fishy about that island... 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1436 You know, I'm starting to think they're mocking us. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1437 Same show - every day! Booorrrring! 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1438 Oh, my God, the one on top looks like Esther Williams! 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1439 It just proves there's a porpoise for everything. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1440 I wish we had a spear and some sticky rice. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1441 Tell me again, how pigs are smarter than dolphins? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1442 These ones don't appear to be the rescuing kind. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1443 Okay, I give up. What DO you spy beginning with 'D'? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1444 There are some days I just wish we weren't vegans. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1445 Two words...first word...sounds like.... 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1446 I now find it just annoying. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1447 Sometimes, its art that imitates life. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1448 Impressive, yes, but replicating a raft would be more so. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1449 Oh look, they're trying to cheer us up. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1450 Not only they are as smart as we are, they also have a finer and cruel sense of humour. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1451 Now I just think they're mocking us. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1452 You only hear from the people they save. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1453 The experts say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but I'm pretty sure they're just mocking us. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1454 now that's what i call synchronized swimming 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1455 Somebody's been watching too many Esther Williams movies. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1456 Life imitating art. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1457 They're just taunting us now. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1458 I suddenly have a sense of porpoise in my life. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1459 I would rather be circled by sharks than have to watch synchronized dolphins 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1460 I hate it when they make fun of us. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1461 Who says life is without porpoise? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1462 When I wished for an island worth of fish, I should have been more specific 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1463 Do you think they have a porpoise behind this? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1464 Well on the bright side at least we get the Dolphin game this weekend. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1465 They ARE playful and intelligent. And I think they're messing with us. 1.2917 0.05394 72 51 21 0
1466 Nope. I'm not falling for that again. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1467 What's the tipping etiquette in this situation? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1468 I'd prefer an iPod. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1469 They must have figured out 'ironic realism' before they were released from Sea World. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1470 I'd like to think it's flattery. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1471 If they're so smart, how come they don't have anything better to do than making fun of us? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1472 Their just messing with us now! 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1473 There's nothing worse than a school of mockfish. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1474 They are doing this on porpoise. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1475 Let's just hope it's not a mating dance. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1476 Well you know what they say, Bob. Art imitates life. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1477 Mocking birds I get. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1478 Look, Fred. Our dolphinium is in bloom! 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1479 Sure they're smart animals, but I still wish we had cable. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1480 Mimes, they're everywhere. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1481 Just when your convinced that there's no order in the universe. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1482 Don't they know representational art is out? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1483 How far are we from sea world? 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1484 Caricature? Or homage? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1485 I've decided I'm not going to clap anymore. They like it so much that I think they don't want to get us rescued. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1486 They're echolocation clicking at us, not with us. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1487 A raft is a much simpler configuration. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1488 I think they misunderstood when I asked for a ride 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1489 Ignore them. They're just trying to be clever. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1490 We'll tell everybody that we were stranded on an island with the Dolphin Cheerleaders. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1491 It wasn't the best performance ever, but it was still better than Cats. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1492 At least it's entertainment. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1493 I like theirs better. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1494 Biomimicry? This is biomockery! 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1495 They show so much empathy. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1496 Are they mocking us, or are we mocking them? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1497 Okay, now they're just taunting us. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1498 The entertainment value is starting to wear off. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1499 Talk about mockery at its finest...couldn't they just snort "na na nana na"?! 1.2917 0.07516 72 58 7 7
1500 Clever. But I bet they didn't predict the presidential election. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1501 It's the rescue team from the Cirque du Soleil cruise ship. 1.2917 0.07516 72 58 7 7
1502 You need to see this new twist to the desert island joke. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1503 See anything on your side?" "No. See anything on your side?" "No. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1504 I've finally stopped hallucinating simple carbohydrates. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1505 I miss whimsy. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1506 I don't mind being entertained, it's the mocking tone that's really bumming me out. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1507 You should see their Eiffel Tower 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1508 Hey, Bob, you'll never guess what I see this time. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1509 Fish or mammal, dolphins can be real dicks sometimes 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1510 I don't really feel like water yoga today. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1511 I think they are mocking us 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1512 Perhaps we should have eaten those fish, rather than using them all as training rewards 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1513 Hey, Stan. Who knew porpoises know sarcasm? 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1514 How on earth did they hear about the Mannequin Challenge? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1515 They're making fun of us. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1516 You can take the dolphin out of the aquarium but... 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1517 Hey, look! I finally taught them how to make a 'selfie.' 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1518 I feel like they are doing it on porpoise. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1519 Empathy is overrated. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1520 Porpoise envy. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1521 Now who is the more intelligent species... 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1522 I don't see the porpoise. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1523 Cheeky, aren’t they? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1524 George, you're missing the dolphins' cheerleading competition. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1525 Hey, I think they're doing it on porpoise. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1526 COPYFISH 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1527 They're just Republicans. The exuberance will pass. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1528 Our lives finally have porpoise. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1529 Now they're doing it on porpoise. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1530 That's the last time I play "Simon Says" with a bunch of dolphins. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1531 I'll say this, what these dudes lack in imagination, they make up for in showmanship. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1532 Quick, build a wall! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1533 Well, at least, imitation is the sincerest form of flippery. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1534 A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1535 If we spoke Dolphin we could hitch a ride out of here. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1536 How can they be so degrading and still be so cute? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1537 At least they're empathetic. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1538 The good news is we are three thousand miles away. The bad news is we can still get Twitter. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1539 Do you think they learned that at school? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1540 They may not be helpful, but they sure are entertaining. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1541 Blue Fin Tuna Man Group? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1542 I had given up hope until I experienced art with a porpoise... 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1543 Granted, porpoises are smart; also a morbid sense of humor. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1544 Remember when you were saying you were sorry you hadn't had a porpoise-filled life? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1545 Quick - make like a boat! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1546 honey.....today's mirage looks like dolphin with the stars 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1547 It's beautiful, but does it serve a porpoise? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1548 You don't by any chance have a photograph of a boat, do you? 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1549 I don't think they get us. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1550 We should bring this show to a bigger audience. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1551 Sorry, gang. We’re just not in the mood for whimsy. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1552 Quick, let's try to look like a boat! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1553 Great impression but we would prefer a ride home. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1554 How come ours doesn't have those tiny coconuts? 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1555 I can't decide if they're rescuing us or making fun of us. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1556 No dolphin is an island, but eight are. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1557 They say imitation is the sincerest form of mockery. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1558 Let's see how well they do with our tap dance routine. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1559 Movie title, three syllables, first syllable rhymes with 'fast'; c'mon, Harry, I could use some help here. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1560 Playful, we know. A sense of irony has never been observed, before now. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1561 I think I miss Miami football the most. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1562 You should have finished that course in sign language. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1563 Hey, we must be close to Sea World. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1564 I appreciate the entertainment, but can't they just puke up a couple of mackerels? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1565 I think it's empathy 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1566 George, I may be going crazy, but I think they're doing that on porpoise. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1567 Shall we swim over for Happy Hour? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1568 We need to make it look like we're on a boat. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1569 I forgot how much I miss Sea World. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1570 Hey Bill, I think I finally figured out what a "meme" is. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1571 Should I tell them Trump won? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1572 I thought dolphins were supposed to be all sensitive and new-agey. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1573 But can it really be called an "installation" if it's not in a gallery? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1574 They're saying Shark du Soleil is coming 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1575 Are they doing it on porpoise? 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1576 Damn mimes! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1577 After first mocking the castaways in a stunningly creative tableau, the dolphins then escorted them to a deserted island without a tree, just for giggles. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1578 I'm confused ... is this really evidence of dolphin intelligence? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1579 They're just messing with our heads...on porpoise 1.2817 0.07555 71 58 6 7
1580 I think they're flirting with us. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1581 This could be the beginning of a meaningful communication or just a spectacular display of flippancy. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1582 I think they're trying to tell us they understand our plight. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1583 Are they mocking us porpoisely? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1584 The absurdity of our situation compels me to question the porpoise of life. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1585 There's no way this is a coincidence. They have to be doing it on porpoise. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1586 Fine, Brett, I admit it: Dolphins are total assholes. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1587 How do we get them to mimic a rescue boat? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1588 I miss the days when we did the baiting. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1589 Is it just me, or do you think there is something fishy about that other island? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1590 They make it look so easy. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1591 I wonder what we are sitting on? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1592 Either I'm hallucinating or their brains are larger than ours. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1593 Remember that bad sushi we ate on the cruise ship? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1594 Do you think they know how to write "S.O.S"? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1595 Those assholes are really getting a little too good at charades. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1596 That's quite the effort. Should we ask them over for drinks? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1597 I wish I had my camera! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1598 It took me eight years to train there guys and you're not even going to take a look? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1599 It was the best of times. It was the worst of times 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1600 Day 47: We have infiltrated the enemy base. They still have not noticed. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1601 "Very impressive, but you wouldn't have a chance on 'Shark Tank'". 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1602 Okay, now you're just showing off 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1603 Finally a chance to find porpoise in our lives 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1604 Cute, but not original. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1605 You up for some sushi tonight. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1606 Their school must teach that art imitates life. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1607 We'd cream them in Pictionary. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1608 I think we're their charades clue. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1609 I promised them an audition at Seaworld when we get home. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1610 So they haven't gotten help yet... this is still pretty impressive. 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1611 Once they're done mocking us do you think they'll go for help? 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1612 I thought dolphins had feelings. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1613 Well, look at that. A podcast of ourselves! 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1614 So much for going to get help 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1615 Paul, I think there is something in that water we drank... 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1616 I said shrimp cocktail. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1617 Imitation is the sincerest form of mockery. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1618 If this was Sea World, I'd be really impressed. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1619 Looks like they are mocking us on porpoise! 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1620 I remember SeaWorld when it was just a tank and some beach balls. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1621 I think they like us ironically. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1622 Now I know they have always been laughing at us. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1623 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but isn't very helpful. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1624 I'm flattered by the sincerity of their imitation but flattery gets us nowhere. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1625 So, what's their porpoise in mocking us? 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1626 Who’s the idiot who said, ‘Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?’ 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1627 The little one sorta looks like you. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1628 Sorry, I was wrong. They aren't rescue dolphins. They are Sea World escapees. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1629 I'm not feeling sincerely flattered at the moment. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1630 I do believe they're mocking us on porpoise. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1631 I was hoping for something more escapist. 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
1632 Also the schools are better 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1633 This is not a good time to be a vegan. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1634 Yeah, well the top ones are fake. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1635 It's the sincerest form of flattery 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1636 You should have taught them to catch fish. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1637 It's the dolphin show promised in the island cruise brochure. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1638 It's nice they're trying to cheer us up. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1639 Stop it, you're projecting. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1640 They must have escaped from Las Vegas 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1641 Don't look. They're just showing-off. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1642 Months of hard work, training the dolphins, finally pays off 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1643 Ok, they're mocking us. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1644 I can deal with no food and no water, but the incessant mocking..... 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1645 I can't tell if it's art imitating life, or if they're just ridiculing us. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1646 They sure are good. It's just a shame they go away every time a rescue boat comes. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1647 It's life imitating life. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1648 No, thanks. I went to the 8 o'clock show. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1649 Funny--used to be known as monkey see--monkey do! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1650 And just after I had gotten over the seagulls mocking us. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1651 I see the entertainment made it, too! 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1652 We trained them too well. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1653 I need to stop saying "That could never happen". 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1654 It's cute, but I don't see the porpoise of it! 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1655 "Maybe we can train them to form SOS". 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1656 I told you I hate the Ice Capades, I hate synchronized swimming and I hate "stranded on an island" cartoons. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1657 Hey, I think they're mocking us... 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1658 If they're so intelligent, why can't they do a motor boat? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1659 Quick, pretend to be a boat. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1660 Sincere or not, I'm just not in the mood for flattery. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1661 Every filet o'fish I ever ate is getting revenge on me! 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1662 Eddie! That pod of dolphins that we saw leap off the cruise ship is back with a new routine. Don't know why they came our way but I suppose they have a porpoise. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1663 Think we can get them to make an SOS? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1664 Don't get so excited... It's imitation seafood. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1665 Actually, never mind. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1666 Well, I would just as soon our life didn't imitate their art. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1667 I knew there'd be a payoff for buying ethical canned tuna. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1668 Ignore them. They're mocking us! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1669 Quick, shake the tree! 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1670 Meh...I've seen better at Sea World. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1671 Do you think they're trying to tell us something? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1672 It’s hard to tell if they’re just being jerks when they always smile like that. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1673 I hope for their next act they form into a life boat 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1674 I think I finally found a porpoise in life. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1675 Yes, Jim, you're hallucinating. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1676 I didn't know dolphins could be so mean. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1677 Nobody likes a show off. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1678 I'm beginning to think that the ability of dolphins to mimic is more than just folklore 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1679 Oh, look - it's an informal grouping of the order Cetacea. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1680 Hey Bob, are you sure you left your camera in the boat? 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1681 Are they waiting for our applause? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1682 Well, they say "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1683 They've really come a long way since we first arrived here. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1684 Dolphins can be so cruel when others aren't looking. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1685 Cute, but I still miss reality TV. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1686 Don't throw them any more fish, Stanley. They're making a mockery of us. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1687 They think you said our lives had no porpoise. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1688 Now I know how Trump feels about Alec Baldwin. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1689 I hate it when they patronize us! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1690 I think we're being mocked. 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1691 Do you think they're doing it on porpoise?" "Dolphinitely. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1692 I don't really see the porpoise of this. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1693 Do sharks like to play before they eat their food? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1694 Looks like Sea World's orcas have taken their show on the road 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1695 We should have stayed in school. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1696 now they are just mocking us 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1697 Rethinking your vegan stance yet, mate? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1698 Do you ever feel like Life is mocking you? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1699 Honey, can hallucinations mock? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1700 Ha, the jokes on them. We have clothes on. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1701 Well, they're either making fun of us or performing "Waiting for Godot." Either way, you should look. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1702 Ed, do you know about quantum continuous symmetries and corresponding conservation laws? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1703 Those dolphin mimes are starting to get on my nerves. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1704 Let's go to Sea World, you said. They created a new program, you said. You wanted to be a captive audience. 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1705 Look Ed, Ludibrium Phocoenidae, common name Mocking Porpoise. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1706 While I am enjoying the show, I am getting nervous about the killer while performance at 2pm. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1707 I'm feeling disrespected. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1708 The last thing I need to hear about right now is overachieving dolphins. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1709 That tropical décor motif is so yesterday. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1710 I didn't say 'Simon Says'! I win! 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1711 They gonna just frolic or help us? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1712 When we hear the whistle we have to switch places. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1713 This whole synchronized swimming thing is getting out of control. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1714 Now I think they are just mocking us.... 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1715 I still say we should have opted for rescue not entertainment. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1716 Derivative! 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1717 *You* told them you were Simon Cowell. Now make them go away. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1718 Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1719 Smart, huh? I clearly said "pontoon boat" not "palm tree afloat." 1.2647 0.07732 68 57 4 7
1720 They'll let us ride them back to Sea World, but I've been there like a million times already. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1721 My kingdom for a hook 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1722 This morning when I looked out the cabin window they were swimming alongside the ship. I didn't take a photo because, you know, dolphins swimming beside the ship. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1723 John, look! They're mocking us again. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1724 You think that's funny? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1725 Yep, you're dying. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1726 Now that's what I call re-porpoise-ing 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1727 Okay,this time let's hold hands around the tree 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1728 It sure makes you wonder--dolphins or porpoises? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1729 It's so hard to tell if imitation is a compliment or just sarcasm. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1730 Is that how I look in photos now? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1731 I do believe that we are being mocked. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1732 So, so sympatico. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1733 I liked them better when they were giving us the Flipper. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1734 What started as entertainment has turned into bullying. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1735 Brad! Seven dolphins are making fun of us on porpoise! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1736 No more of your 'Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.' OK? 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1737 Quit dwelling on being rescued. Did you ever read "The Porpoise Driven Life?" 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1738 We'll see how funny you think it is when a six pack ring washes up on shore... 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1739 So much for " Go get help, Flipper! ... Do you understand me , Flipper?".... 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1740 I think they may be phishing us! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1741 They choreograph this, but flagging down a passing ship it too much to ask? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1742 I can't stand any more of these useless displays of cheerfulness. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1743 Now they're just showing off. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1744 Amazing, isn't it? But is it real intelligence or just sophisticated imitation? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1745 They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but I can't help but feel like they're mocking us. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1746 Boy, they really have a wicked sense of humor! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1747 What gets me is how do they stay out of the water so long? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1748 Now they are just taunting us. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1749 That island seems awfully fishy. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1750 Young, bored dolphins learn the cruel but entertaining art of mockery. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1751 Do you think they are doing that on porpoise? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1752 I'II give them a TEN. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1753 Alas. No porpoise is an island. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1754 Life is art. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1755 I guess mocking us is their porpoise in life. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1756 Now that's an island that can survive rising sea levels! 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1757 If they're smart enough to mock us, they're smart enough to send for help. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1758 You up for a visit to a theme park? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1759 Is it porpoises or porpi? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1760 Simon says... 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1761 Are they making fun of us? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1762 Despite their best efforts, the troop of wandering, porpoise acrobats were unable to cheer up the castaways. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1763 Now I just think they're making fun of us. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1764 Talented? Granted. But the mockery is just so hurtful... 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1765 Copy cat! Copy cat! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1766 Since their release from captivity, the dolphins were still unclear on the concept. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1767 Next summer I vote we go to Europe. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1768 I know how we got stuck on this island, but... what about them? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1769 Did you ever get the feeling that you were being mocked? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1770 I just feel like our life here lacks porpoise. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1771 I think they are mocking us 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1772 Hmmm, just musing if cartoonists get paid regardless of what they submit? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1773 I think synchronized swimming is way over overrated. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1774 Let's just say that I'm not flattered. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1775 They did it on porpoise. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1776 Know what Ralph, I think there's something fishy about our situation here. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1777 No, they're mocking us. It's no accident. They're doing it on porpoise. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1778 I see they’re clever, but I wish they’d be more empathetic and swim for help. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1779 Uh oh. I think they want to reporpoise the island. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1780 Very impressive. Now see if you can train them to make a boat. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1781 'Was that it for the mushrooms?' 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1782 We've been reporpoised... 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1783 Meh. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1784 Hey, George, we're here because we got shipwrecked.But, they're all here on porpoise! 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1785 Those snarky dolphins are back. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1786 Is 'mocking' a sign of intelligence? 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
1787 Well, it was your idea to move here to get away from the mimes in Times Square. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1788 Remember I told you about the Mannequin Challenge? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1789 Well, the last guys thought it was funny... 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1790 I think they're mocking us on porpoise! 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1791 So like us. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1792 You think they're doing that on porpoise? 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1793 It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1794 Posers 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1795 I think they're doing it on porpoise. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1796 It's not simple mockery. I think it's their reasoned commentary on the overuse of the desert island cartoon trope. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1797 It's cetacean for, "And what did those opposable thumbs get you on Election Day?" 1.2647 0.07732 68 57 4 7
1798 Looks like they found their porpoise. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1799 Roger...this whole time we've been at SeaWorld. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1800 What's the porpoise? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1801 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1802 Look at them. Those dolphins think they're so much smarter than us. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1803 The one mimicking you looks pretty tasty. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1804 I sent the message in a bottlenose. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1805 Oh, bravo. Now do it in Kansas. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1806 You can take the porpoise out of Sea World, but you can't take Sea World out of the porpoise. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
1807 They're supposed to be smart, not smart alecks! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1808 Quick! Draw a picture of a cheeseburger in the sand! 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1809 Simon says, make some sushi. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
1810 There's a bunch of dolphins having a good time rubbing it in. Don't get up. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1811 If we ever get out of this, I'm moving to Japan. 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
1812 I have an idea, Henry. Get over here and help pantomime a boat. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1813 Sea World escapees turn the table: "Who's the trapped mammal now?" 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1814 Where's the harpoon? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1815 Please don't start up with the whole "opposable thumbs" thing again. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1816 I can't tell if they're trying to mock us or amuse us. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1817 Oh, no. More refugees from Seaworld. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1818 Want to switch sides? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1819 I'm sincerely flattered. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1820 Show offs. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1821 So that's our fate, sea life imitating art. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1822 Thank goodness, we must be somewhere near one of the Disney Resort islands! 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1823 No, I think they're chunk light. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1824 ...and these are homo sapiens... now on to the next island. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1825 Good news- we're not far from Art Basel Miami. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1826 "A joke about our sense of porpoise would really be grabbing the low hanging fruit". 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1827 Ok . . . one-word, two-syllables, rhymes with lampooned. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1828 Yeah, we've definitely been here too long. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1829 I think we've been eating too many rotten coconuts. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1830 Just when I thought life had no porpoise... 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1831 I know the brochure said, "Quiet getaway with unusual sightseeing opportunities," but don't you think you should have checked the reviews. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1832 Life imitating art. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1833 This used to be such a nice quiet neighborhood. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1834 Copycats. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1835 If they get the Sea World gig, maybe they'll take us with them. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1836 This is the last time I'm doing coconuts. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1837 Um...Phil, did I ever tell you about the first time we saw Cirque du Soleil? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1838 I don't know if I like art just for art's sake. 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
1839 They trained at Cirque du Filet of Sole. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1840 No, you're the less-evolved species. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1841 Why do those damned porpoises have to be so competitive? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1842 They must be that group that escaped from SeaWorld. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1843 Somebody had too much time on their flippers. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1844 Try hallucinating about the Jets, you never know...... 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1845 They look like us, but they're having fun 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1846 Well, they do have the home court advantage. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1847 There's some amazing animal shows on this channel. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1848 Its ok, I guess, if you're into that sort of thing. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1849 I'd kill for a tuna salad sandwich right now. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1850 This one's a real hallucination. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1851 I think they're doing it on porpoise. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1852 I heard dolphins were intelligent but I think these are mocking us. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1853 No, I don't get it either. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1854 Something tells me that those berries we ate are hallucinogenic. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1855 This feels more welcoming, but what's their end game? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1856 What hallucination? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1857 Cool! Salt water is a hallucinogen. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1858 They are porpoisely mocking us! 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1859 Now will you stop lecturing me about all the tuna sandwiches? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1860 That's very insensitive. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1861 And for the hundredth time, NO, I don't have a cameraphone on me! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1862 Imitation is the highest form of flattery. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1863 The good news is we won't have to lie when we tell this fish story. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1864 Marco? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1865 I don't know . . . I just feel like a fish out of water here. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1866 No, I'm not interested in your phantasmagorial dolpinatious fantasies at this point in time. 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
1867 I think those two humans are trying to tell us something. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1868 I already told them we had nothing to do with Sea World. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1869 Looks good, but now we need to work on your facial expressions. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1870 We need to figure out how to have a lot more fun. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1871 Our new neighbors are show-offs. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1872 Now they're just taunting us on porpoise! 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
1873 Yeah, yeah, I believe you. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1874 I now feel like my life has porpoise. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1875 And you said humor should always have a porpoise. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1876 Looks like a school of mockingfish. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1877 But my GPS said, "Mahi." 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1878 I've always enjoyed synchronized swimming. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1879 Wait, are they doing this on porpoise? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1880 He looks nothing like me. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1881 I know their brains are bigger than ours - but mocking strandees is in downright bad taste! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1882 I know we don't have much land. But what a swell lawn ornament! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1883 And you thought topiary wasn't relevant anymore 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1884 If it's not satire, then it's irony. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1885 Wonder if we can eat tuna free dolphin? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1886 Aren't dolphins supposed to be helpful? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1887 Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1888 Another pun for you. Imagine if we were stranded out here on porpoise. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1889 They are very intelligent but their sense of humor is in very poor taste. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1890 For god's sake, stop saying "Something looks fishy here". For the hundredth time, they're not fish!" 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1891 Humans - mocking us? So rude. 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
1892 If I didn't know better I'd say they were mocking our predicament on porpoise. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1893 I know it’s cliche’, but we’re like fish out of water… 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1894 I get the feeling they're making fun of us. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1895 Do you think they know they can just swim away? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1896 We just need six more people to compete. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1897 They're nice, but I ordered whales. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1898 Don't go by me, I thought downward facing dog was an awkward pose 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1899 The whales' one was better. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1900 You're wrong - life does have a porpoise. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1901 Lacks sincerity. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1902 Do you think they get it? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1903 I dare you to tell me one more time that life imitates art. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1904 Ah yes, imitation...the least sincere form of predation. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1905 Don't look. They're just making fun of us. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1906 Mimes. See, I told you we're stranded in French Polynesia. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1907 How long are we going to have to hold this? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1908 They really nailed our chemistry. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1909 It seems like the Dolphins are beginning to play with a real sense of porpoise. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1910 I really hate installation artists 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
1911 Didn't we see this same act at the last shipwreck? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1912 Who knew dolphin mimes could be so sarcastic? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1913 You know, it's not their intelligence that bothers me, it's their mocking attitude. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1914 Is your iPhone charged? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1915 Now naked women. That would be a good hallucination 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
1916 I hate mimes. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1917 I don't mind the mocking; it's the sneering I can't abide. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1918 It's either a mirage or lunch! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1919 Just our luck, shipwrecked at SeaWorld. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1920 That's great but ask them for a lift to the shore and see how much help they are 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1921 Maybe I should have kept the fish bucket for us. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1922 I think it's for camouflage porpoises. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1923 I guess everyone is preparing for the Trump presidency. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1924 Impressive but not helpful. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1925 We've already seen that one, you unoriginal bastards! 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1926 I wish I never said cheerleading isn't a sport. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1927 Phil, just act natural. They won't even notice we're here. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1928 It's not a mirage. There doing it on porpoise. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1929 They can't see us if we don't move 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1930 Pic or it didn't happen. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1931 There's a dark porpoise behind this. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1932 For the last time, Henry! They said that they don't have any Grey Poupon! 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1933 That's just animal cruelty. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1934 It's dolphin for no man is an island. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1935 Let's switch sides. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1936 I'm flattered. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1937 Dolphins are natural mimics...and assholes. 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
1938 If that's a mirage, maybe this is a mirage, too! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1939 Rescue Ships? No, we're being parodied by dolphins. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1940 I think its an ad for seaworld 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1941 Yes they have a porpoise and clearly it's to mock us 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1942 I can't be certain, but I think they are mocking us." 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1943 My kingdom for a harpoon! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1944 Another (ironic) example of art imitating life. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1945 They're mocking us, how cute. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1946 I've finally seen my porpoise in life... 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1947 C'est la fin. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1948 No, it's not Cirque de Soleil but it's the best I could do. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1949 Imitation is the saddest form of global warning. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
1950 Do you think we should decorate it? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1951 I don't think that clapping is the reward that they were hoping for! 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1952 If we could just get six other guys.. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1953 Are they teasing us on porpoise? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1954 Stop being such a good audience--they're scaring all the fish away. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1955 Sure we're safe here, but over there we would be dolphin safe. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1956 Sam, they're rubbing it in our face again. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1957 Should we try a message in a bottlenose? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1958 Is that a mirage, or are they doing that on porpoise? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1959 Whose idea was it to play charades? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1960 You have this power and all you can think of is dolphins? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1961 I'm sending a message in a bottlenose 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1962 They make it look so easy. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1963 Dolphins do have a perverted sense of humor, don't they? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1964 Psssttt...that dolphin looks nothing like me 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1965 I've flippered out! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1966 Intelligence, playfulness, and a proclivity for rescuing humans... I tell you two out of three is bad. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1967 You can call it fun-loving, I call it ridicule. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1968 I suppose it's the thought that counts. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1969 Okay, we get it, you guys are clever, now can you please stop mocking us?! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1970 Oh no! Stranded dolphins! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1971 I told you that swimming with the dolphins was a bad idea! 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1972 We've reached a new low - mocked by dolphins. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1973 Think what you like, I still say they're taunting us. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1974 I hate imitation tuna! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1975 The Poignant Poised Porpoise Dance Troupe are back. 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
1976 What makes you think they're razzing us? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
1977 Do I really look that depressed? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1978 I think they are teasing us on poipose 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1979 The porpoise of art is reflecting life. Now if only we could make it reflect a life raft. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1980 I guess art does imitate life, Steve 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1981 Sally was again reminded that she was missing water ballet class. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1982 This mannequin challenge thing is everywhere! 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
1983 I have heard of copy cats, but....... 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1984 I hate the mannequin challenge. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1985 Porpoises? I don't know, they really look like dolphins to me. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1986 Aren’t mirages only in a desert? 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
1987 Hey Steve, are you seeing this too? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1988 - They're still there. - Yeah, there's no getting used to it... 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1989 Did I eat that mushroom or did you? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1990 They swept us on synchronized swimming. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
1991 Should I ask them if they have a deck of cards? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1992 Just think of what they're paying to see at Aqua World. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1993 I don't know if they're flattering us or mocking us. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1994 It is better than Ten Lords a Leaping. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
1995 I can't stand it. Now they're mocking us! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1996 Enough with the clowning. Go back to Sea World and get help! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1997 Would you look at this? They are mocking us on porpoise! 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
1998 It looks like they've been re-porpoised. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1999 Sea life imitates art. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2000 We should move there. They have entertainment. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2001 I can't help but feel like they're mocking us 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2002 Honey, do I really look like that? 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2003 What were you saying about dolphins being highly intelligent? 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2004 Tough crowd. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2005 Do you think that they taste like chicken? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2006 I told you dolphins were a smart-assed as humans. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2007 Great, you get one wish and rather than clearly saying iPod, you mumble and just get a pod! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2008 Mockery is the most insulting from of torture 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2009 Bobby, why am I always teased by everyone in a school? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2010 They think we're pretty stupid. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2011 If you ask me they're jumping the shark. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2012 My desert island fantasy also involves unclothed bodies 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2013 Hey John... This dolphin REALLY captures your essence. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2014 I hate that we are being upstaged by some Sea World wannabees. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2015 Don't be flattered . . . they're mocking us. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2016 I still say it's the highest form of flattery 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2017 Hey Ed, I dreamed about cheerleader camp last night. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2018 Eight, if you must know. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2019 And those sounds they make . . . it's like they're laughing at us. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2020 At least we're a meme. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2021 They're getting better and they'll keep practicing till they get it right 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2022 The artistic impulse is the only thing separating us from the dolphins. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2023 I'm guessing this is some sort of payback for cancelling Flipper. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2024 I feel mocked and flattered at the same time! Plus I'm really thirsty... 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2025 Oh, it's on porpoise alright. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2026 I wish we'd treated them better when we worked at Seaworld. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2027 If that's not mocking, it is amazing choreography! 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2028 I thinks they want us to visit. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2029 Well, at least they're not building the wall 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2030 How can they be such trenchant satirists and still be so cute? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2031 Not sure what they're doing but they say there's a porpoise for everything. 1.2424 0.07803 66 57 2 7
2032 They're a shoe-in for the gold in synchronized swimming. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2033 I find it a little ostentatious for the neighborhood. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2034 Arrogant, and on porpoise. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2035 Random? No, they did it on porpoise. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2036 Something fishy about that mirage ... 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2037 Out of Tragedy comes Great Porpoise. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2038 We could make a fortune with this. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2039 Are you seeing this Bob?!" "No, I'll catch the 6pm show. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2040 I told you to stop training them; we're not working for Sea World anymore. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2041 They're just making fun of us. Pretend you don't notice. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2042 I found the tree of life. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2043 I thought it was 'monkey see, monkey do'. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2044 I think we've finally driven them crazy. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2045 I guess the whole "no man is an island" thing only applies to us. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2046 Don't look now, but I just saw our 'porpoise' in life 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2047 Did you order a life raft from the Nieman-Marcus catalogue? 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2048 I think they are trying to be sarcastic. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2049 Cirque de Mer has finally arrived. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2050 If we moved to Canada like we originally said, we wouldn't have to put up with this. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2051 That's not art, it's imitation 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2052 Maybe no man is an island, but... 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2053 Maybe evolution was a hoax? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2054 At least hallucinating keeps one going 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2055 Really, you can't see the porpoise? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2056 Is it just me or are they mocking us? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2057 OK! We get you're part of a well-balanced diet. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2058 Now they're just mocking. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2059 The gravity of our situation doesn't concern them. 1.2424 0.07498 66 56 4 6
2060 Or, they're auditioning for The Dolphins new halftime show. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2061 This is not Sea World ... just knock it off. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2062 a simple dinghy would be nice. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2063 Well if it isn't the podcasters. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2064 It's the caffeine in the herring. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2065 Snap out of it Doris, what could possibly remind you of our trip to Vegas? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2066 I guess it's better than being stranded on an island woth no porpoise 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2067 I never subscribed to the theory of natural selection until now. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2068 Remind me please the difference between flora and fauna. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2069 As Tim and Bob waited to be rescued, Bob stood there and watched the dolpins reflecting. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2070 Harry, you won't believe this! The rescue fish are here. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2071 Something tells me they know more than we do. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2072 Do you they can reconfigure into a boat? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2073 Just when you think your life has no porpoise 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2074 Bob, you have to see this 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2075 I think I read that mimicry is a precursor to mating. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2076 What will we feed them with at the end of the show? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2077 I think they misinterpreted our message in a bottle. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2078 Don't you think public art brings us all closer together? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2079 Something is fishy about that isle. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2080 Harry, the dolphins are showing off again. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2081 Sometimes they can be just jerks. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2082 It's really great. You should have bought a ticket. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2083 worst part of this whole experience is the all the mockery 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2084 They call it performance art... 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2085 This attention-seeking behavior has gotta stop. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2086 C'mon Jeff just one more! How much bread do you have left? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2087 "Cirque du Soleil" does it better. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2088 They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2089 I don't think they have really captured the essence of the palm tree. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2090 A camera, a camera. My kingdom for a camera. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2091 Just what we need....clown dolphins 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2092 Now I think we're about to be victims of identity fraud. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2093 I liked it better when they were doing synchronized swimming. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2094 It's true what they say, dolphins are the most smart-ass animals on the planet. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2095 I think we're going to lose the synchronized swimming contest. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2096 I think they're just making fun of us. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2097 Their idea of camouflage seems a bit fishy. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2098 I don't know, I just feel that they're mocking us somehow. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2099 We must be dehydrated because I see a fish mirage. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2100 They're mimicking us because we have no porpoise in life. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2101 Coach, we must be near Miami. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2102 As they drift by, we'll take out the small one. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2103 Too soon? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2104 Yes, I'm sure they're doing that on porpoise. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2105 It's tough keeping up with the Dolphins. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2106 I still say performance art is over-appreciated. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2107 I'm not laughing this time—just to prove a point. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2108 Is that really what I look like? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2109 Our last hope is by going viral on Street View. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2110 Are they imitating us, or are we imitating them? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2111 My turn. What’s more annoying than a Vegas mime troupe? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2112 I know dolphins are very playful, but now they are just making fun of our little island 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2113 I guess riding them to shore is out of the question. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2114 No--I won't turn around for another one of your boring fish stories." "No--I won't turn around to hear another of your boring fish stories. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2115 They think we're going to feed them. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2116 They're showing off again. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2117 Mirror neurons? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2118 I have a feeling that in the next life, I will be working at Sea World. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2119 It would be sensational, if they weren't so in-your-face about it. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2120 Do you think we'll ever get our act together like that? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2121 People say dolphins are smart, but I just don't see it. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2122 If they're so smart, why do they always resort to mocking humor ? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2123 Nice show, but I've seen it before. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2124 As if things weren't bad enough, now they're mocking us. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2125 You'd think they'd have better things to do than mock us. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2126 Where's a camera when you need it. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2127 They're intelligent enough to mock us, but not to get us off of this god-forsaken island! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2128 I think you'll see we have a lot in common with the neighbors. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2129 Ocean's got talent. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2130 Now they are making fun of us! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2131 Sit up straight, the neighbors are watching. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2132 Have I ever told you I hate SeaWorld? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2133 You say they're playful, I say they're making fun of us. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2134 I might be hallucinating, but I think I see a dolphinium. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2135 Last week they did Heatherwick's Vessel. Truly stunning. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2136 I know this one. It's right on the tip of my tongue. Oh geez, where is my google when I need it? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2137 Mock us as they like, but they're the ones who taste just like chicken. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2138 We need leaders, not followers. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2139 I am shocked by the compassion, the mighty showmanship and too the overwhelming sarcasm 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2140 I do NOT hunch like that. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2141 The dolphins are taunting again! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2142 I didn't know a school of fish could literally be an art school of fish. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2143 Do they know that they aren't at SeaWorld anymore? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2144 It's times like this that make me wonder if my life has a porpoise. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2145 They're showing off on porpoise! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2146 These Chinese acrobat porpoises are amazing. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2147 We have been here too long 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2148 You're right, maybe we should've gone to Canada. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2149 I wish Wilson could have lived to see this, too. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2150 Look, it's the Dolphrey Ballet! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2151 Who knew they did synchronized swimming? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2152 What were you saying about humans being the smartest mammals? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2153 Looks fishy to me 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2154 We never should have mentioned we were trainers. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2155 Dolphins? Porpoises? Which one would you turn around for? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2156 Great. Another troupe of Seaworld escapees. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2157 I spy with my little eye... 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2158 No, I don't have a tip. So shove off! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2159 If we had a coconut, I'd throw it at them. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2160 And now they've made a multi porpoise structure. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2161 A deeper form of flattery would be to damn-well whistle for help! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2162 Highly intelligent? How about a rescue instead of a show! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2163 Art imitates reality. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2164 Ed, I've seen my first mirage. It's an 'Edible Arrangement' of fish. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2165 Crowdfunding with a porpoise 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2166 Honey, do you think that porpoises are capable of satire? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2167 You can stop worrying about food and water--we've died and gone to hell. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2168 And you thought your life had no porpoise. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2169 Presentation schmesentation... I'm sick of sushi. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2170 No, I'm fairly certain those are porpoises. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2171 Don't look now but I think they're mocking us again. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2172 Quick, make like a cheeseburger! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2173 Are you mocking me? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2174 I hope they aren't waiting for a tip... 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2175 They're doing that to us on porpoise. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2176 I think a few of them are Second City guys. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2177 Ahh, the true mockery of captivity... 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2178 Care to watch? The dolphin show just started. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2179 Some say mockery is the highest form of flattery. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2180 They've been mocking us for an hour. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2181 Our lives are meaningless without porpoise." 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2182 We're saved. Animal Planet has to be close. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2183 We have to improve out act. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2184 "We all wish to be what we are not". 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2185 Okay, let's find out, once and for all, if these 'people' have any intelligence. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2186 So, now we know; it's nature not nurture. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2187 Maybe someday I'll see the one who plays me. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2188 I bet they do a mean 'Burghers of Calais.' 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2189 Big surprise! The dolphin cheerleaders you wished for are here, and they're teasing us. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2190 Remember when dolphin shaped mailboxes used to annoy you? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2191 Have you ever wondered about an alternate universe? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2192 They haven't blinked in days. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2193 No, I don't want to hear about your idea for a new act at Sea World. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2194 There is a parallel universe! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2195 Marooned and schooled 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2196 Thought you were only suppose to see mirages in the desert? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2197 No, they're dolphinately porpoisely mocking us. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2198 Are they making fun of us? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2199 Dolphin see, dolphin do, ha ha 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2200 I've heard of mock turtles but never mocking dolphins! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2201 They've even managed to perfect your slouch of Trump despair this time round. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2202 I hear they're planning to build a wall. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2203 Taunting is so declasse. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2204 There's something fishy about the new neighbors. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2205 Now they're just doing it on porpoise... 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2206 I even hate dolphin mimes 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2207 They love to show off! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2208 Those so-called experts are so wrong. Dolphins love to perform. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2209 Convergent evolution is an amazing process. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2210 I know it's the sincerest form of flattery but I would rather they just bring us a sandwich. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2211 It was then that the boys discovered that dolphins had the capability to mimic and cruelly mock humans. 1.2344 0.07632 64 55 3 6
2212 I can't remember -- are they mimics or mimes? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2213 What a bunch of dicks. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2214 At least they have a porpoise in life 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2215 It's sad that Sea World cut them loose last year. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2216 It certainly raises questions about where inter-species communication is taking us. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2217 Something's fishy about that other island. . . 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2218 I suppose we could credit them for their attention to detail. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2219 For the 100th time, no, I don't know the difference between porpoises and dolphins. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2220 I've had it with trying to keep with the Joneses. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2221 So bizarrely unnatural –it’s a cellphone tower! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2222 Dude, now even Flipper is making fun of us! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2223 Are they mocking our situation on porpoise? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2224 Sea life imitates art. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2225 You are missing the best part of the matinee performance. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2226 George, the SeaWorld dolphins are gloating again. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2227 Okay, good. Now go tell the Coast Guard that. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2228 It's my first podcast. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2229 Why do I get the feeling they're enjoying this? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2230 I thought we came here to get away from performance art! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2231 Who knew dolphins were so much better at Tree Pose? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2232 No, it seems more like mocking. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2233 Just like I've always said--sarcasm is a sign of intelligence. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2234 Uh oh, I made I contact. Do you have any change for a tip? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2235 Is this something we'd understand if we had taken Fine Arts instead of Law? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2236 It's tragic, really. They keep reliving the moment they lost on "American Idol." 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2237 They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2238 "I know they're dolphins but they're obviously taunting us on porpoise". 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2239 I don't think we should have eaten those mushrooms. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2240 Well obviously they're doing it on porpoise! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2241 I must admit, except for the hairline, he does look a lot like me. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2242 To think we wasted all that money at Sea World. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2243 They're obviously smarter than we thought... 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2244 Why us? Why them? I give up. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2245 Just another school of smart-ass dolphins! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2246 They say imitation is a form of flattery 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2247 I believe they want us to suggest a caption... 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2248 I get the feeling they're making fun of us. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2249 Remember when you said you wished we could take a selfie? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2250 Look Fred, they're ready for Trump University! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2251 Somehow it doesn't feel sincere and it doesn't feel like flattery 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2252 They say they're smart, but I've never really believed it until now.. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2253 I don't think they mean to help us. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2254 I don't think they're as smart as everyone says. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2255 Bob, I'm beginning to believe you when you say we and the universe are one. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2256 Animal, mineral or vegetable? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2257 Sometimes I think Sea World should have kept them... 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2258 Looks like we finally have a porpoise for being here. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2259 I see with my little eye something that is.....ah, never mind. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2260 I prayed for deliverance and purpose and god delivered us porpoise. Not funny. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2261 I told you to pack the dolphin treats, but no!! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2262 Sheesh. I really thought that once we were out here, we could stop keeping up with the Joneses. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2263 Look! Its Cirque De L'Ocean! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2264 It just doesn't serve any porpoise 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2265 They're still making fun of us 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2266 Dolphin see. Dolphin do. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2267 Hey, I know how we could pass the time 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2268 So this is where imitation fish come from. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2269 Purest form of flattery my ass! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2270 Are we near Sea World? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2271 I don't know if it's flattery or mockery 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2272 This is better than that Blue Dolphin Group 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2273 It's nice but frankly I'd prefer a tuna salad on white about now. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2274 Hey, do you remember what I said about boycotting SeaWorld? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2275 I told you to ignore them, they love to show off. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2276 I'm no palm reader, but that doesn't look right. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2277 Is there a workaround to post this on Facebook? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2278 I don't look "that" fat, do I? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2279 So they can't get us off- that's no reason not to appreciate them doing what they can for us. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2280 Think of the money I saved not going to Sea World when I was young. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2281 They are definitely a more impressive species. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2282 Let's see if Captain Obvious can spot the difference. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2283 At least they can enjoy the rising sea levels. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2284 Are they taunting us again?" "Yeah, don't turn around. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2285 Tall one's a babe. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2286 I'm not falling for that one again, Jim... 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2287 The dolphins are mocking us again. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2288 Did you see Flipper on 'Dancing With the Stars'? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2289 Don't look now, but I think I see some Sea World escapees. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2290 If we weren't around, what would dolphins do with their time? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2291 Jimmy, look, these are the best impressionists I've ever seen! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2292 Well, I still say humans are smarter. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2293 They're good, but I'm thinkin' mahimahi. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2294 They can communicate - and mock us. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2295 Such cruel smiles. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2296 I think our Release Into the Wild project still needs work. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2297 I didn't know Dolphins had cheerleader camp... 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2298 We should have ordered the California rolls. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2299 Those dolphins' Mannequin Challenge is amazing; that dolphin has perfectly captured and held your despondent look for minutes! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2300 mammal-quin challenge 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2301 Am I hungry, or do sushi what I see? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2302 So smart....it's a real shame we will have to eat them. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2303 At least we won't die of boredom. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2304 We have no porpoise. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2305 No, it's no "man" is an island. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2306 I don't know how I feel about SeaWorld's new image 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2307 Not bad, but they’re no Bellagio 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2308 I guess they're smarter than us after all. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2309 So, the Bermuda Triangle isn't that far from Orlando? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2310 And we thought we were lost. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2311 Just more crap from that sunken cruise ship. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2312 Give me a "D", give me a "O", give me a "L", give me a "P", give me a "H", give me a "I", give me a "N". What's that spell, what's that spell??????? 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
2313 Is it just me hallucinating, or I see the ocean making fun of us. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2314 What was in that coconut I ate? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2315 As much as I disliked the snub nosed dolphins, the mocking ones are truly insufferable 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2316 Wow, they're not only smart but they're comedians too! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2317 I don't know where we've ended up, either, but I want to say we must be somewhere near Miami. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2318 I think they're just making fun of us. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2319 I told you not to use up the phone battery! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2320 I thought the saying was MONKEY see MONKEY do. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2321 Yeah, porpoises are pretty smart.....why? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2322 Those San Jose cheerleaders are good. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2323 It's time for you to vote me off the island. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2324 There's something fishy about our reflection. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2325 The fish still see you. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2326 Next time, let's go with the all inclusive. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2327 Right Brain Dolphins 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2328 'O wad some Power the giftie gie us, to see oursels as ithers see us!'.... No? Then I give up. Anyway, poetry charades is for show-offs. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2329 Should I get tickets for the new show tomorrow? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2330 With that much brain power, you'd think the message would be easier to understand... 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2331 Intelligence and diligence aside, their sense of humor leaves much to be desired. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2332 C'mon, think. How can we monetize this? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2333 They were cruel to approach us in the shape of a boat. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2334 I think I like mimes over performance artists. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2335 Remember when the Coast Guard released a bunch of search and rescue trained dolphins into the wild? It's like that, but these are from SeaWorld. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2336 I think our next door neighbors are showing off. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2337 And now they're just mocking us. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2338 Dude my Rorschach Test came to life. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2339 Is it a genius for imitation or cruel mockery? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2340 I'm not looking forward to the big finish. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2341 i think they're okay with climate change. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2342 I guess they really are more intelligent than us. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2343 Everyone's a critic! 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2344 Until now I never realized how much my life lacked porpoise. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2345 Just when I was beginning to think that our lives no longer had a porpoise. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2346 Those dolphins are really talented but they need a porpoise. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2347 I think they're messing with us on porpoise. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2348 Trust me. You don't want to be us. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2349 They did it on porpoise. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2350 I've heard of acrobats, but acrodolphins? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2351 That's the last time I accept free tickets to a dolphin show. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2352 Uh, Bob? If dolphins can't climb trees I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2353 I no longer believe our a cappella rendition of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" has chance in the talent show. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2354 Well I have to say this burlesque is making me reconsider my position on dolphin-safe tuna. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2355 Look, Timmy, I think they're trying to tell us something. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2356 I hope they're beached. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2357 My hallucinations are mocking me. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2358 I wish I had a dollar to give to these guys. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2359 Yes, I'm sorry we're stuck here, I'm sorry you sunburn so easily and I'm sorry - I'm not gay! - but you are missing some really really talented dolphins. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2360 Very good, guys. Now make like a boat and get us out of here. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2361 Heartless bastards, but also consummate showmen--so like Bing Crosby. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2362 They say they're practically as smart as humans, but they got one of the leaves all wrong. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2363 Sure, but to what porpoise? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2364 Do you have any change? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2365 That's just cruel. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2366 No more rum. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2367 Somehow 'clever and cute' are not the words that come to mind. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2368 Geez, you'll never guess who's doing the Mannequin. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2369 If dolphins were in charge, we wouldn't be in this mess. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2370 Your mirage has been re-porpoised. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2371 What do I see? Same old, same old 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2372 Don't take it like that... they say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2373 Most Americans can't tell whats different in this picture 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2374 I think this lack of food is getting to me. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2375 Don't you think the neighbors are kind of weird? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2376 I know dolphins are smart and can do whatever you show 'em how to do, but I think they're just making fun of us. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2377 They've given me an idea for a cartoon . . . 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2378 Do you think perhaps they are trying to tell us something? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2379 Look! Cirque du Mer! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2380 Which one should we eat first? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2381 I think we're being watched. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2382 I think the dolphins won this round, best two out of three? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2383 I think they're messing with us. I'm starting to wonder if a cruise ship full of mackerel is really coming. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2384 Looks like we picked the wrong week to go vegan. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2385 Well, they do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2386 Suddenly, my life has porpoise again... 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2387 They're saying we could become a PBS sustainable donor if we act now. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2388 If they were really friendly, they'd offer to take a message somewhere for us. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2389 Fred, I'm serious! Those damn dolphins are mocking us! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2390 ya know, I thought this "Island Bit" would never get old... 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2391 I think Ocean World is sending a rescue team. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2392 You have to admit, those are seven dolphins with a porpoise! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2393 Do you think this is the transition team? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2394 Harry, you're missing the Sea World finale. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2395 I think it's "life imitating art"!! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2396 We really should not have eaten those coconuts 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2397 We understand the situation. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
2398 If we ever get out of this remind me to stop going green. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2399 Do you have any plastic debris? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2400 Ignore them, they're just taunting us. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2401 Let me guess, you just got out of Sea World? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2402 Its not imitation, its blatant mockery. Look at them smiling. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2403 To be honest I don't see the porpoise to it. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2404 So glad we could provide you with entertainment! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2405 Any of you guys play for Miami? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2406 Ginger or Mary Ann?" "Mary Ann." "Lassie or Flipper?" "Flipper. Definitely Flipper. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2407 You're missing the point. Good species copy. Great species steal. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2408 Did you order sushi? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2409 I don't think we can win. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2410 That was our last coconut " Tonight it's sushi." 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2411 Have you ever wondered if there's a parallel universe inhabited only by dolphins? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2412 When Sea World hears about this, we're gonna be rich. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2413 Hmmm. If we can shape ourselves like a boat this could work. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2414 I thought they were friendly but they're mocking us. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2415 What do you think they'll do when they realize we're out of fish? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2416 What d’ya know, they really do relate. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2417 I always knew Dolphins were smart, but not artistic. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2418 Just act natural. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2419 This is no time to be doing an Esther Williams performance! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2420 Well it seems we've given them a new porpoise, at least. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2421 Cirque de Soleil: Coming to a Bermuda Triangle near you! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2422 I never thought I'd miss Shark Week .... 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2423 If we get out of here, I'm not buying 'Dolphin safe' tuna anymore. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2424 Ever get the feeling we're fish out of water? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2425 Have you ever noticed anything fishy about that island? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2426 Really? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2427 That settles it, life imitates art, but who is going to believe two stranded cartoon characters? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2428 Well, there goes the neighborhood! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2429 Oh, look! A work by Salvador Dolphin! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2430 OK, they're good. but let's see if they can do Jazz Hands. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2431 Either they’re signaling for help, or it’s their mating ritual. Only time will tell. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2432 Would you please start problem solving and stop mimicking. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2433 PETA freed them from Marineland and yet they don't care a whit about saving us. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2434 maybe we're looking at this all wrong 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2435 Brilliant? I think they're making fun of us!! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2436 Oh that's just great! And you forgot the cellphone charger...no ones going to see this on our Facebook feed now! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2437 Do you eat fish? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2438 "Do you ever wonder what you could have accomplished if your life had more porpoise"? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2439 Bob, remember that giant ice cream fudge vision you had? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2440 Harold, did you call a water taxi? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2441 We came here to get away from smart mammals, and now this! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2442 I'll bet they wouldn't make fun of me if I was President of the United States. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2443 That one on this side has your exact facial expression. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2444 It's just another audition for Sea World 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2445 Now that's an impressive Mannequin Challenge. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2446 Their search for the rare mockingfin lead to an ironic ending. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2447 Hey Dan, they're back again. I am beginning to think they are doing this on porpoise. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2448 Mort they're doing synchronized swimming again 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2449 But don't forget, it's much easier to float in salt water. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2450 'Forgetaboutit!' That dolphin does not have a crush on you. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2451 Stand up and reach out your hand, I have an idea. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2452 They're trolling us again. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2453 Bo-ring! Figurative is SO 20th-Century. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2454 The Porpoise Driven Life 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2455 About that nightmare you had involving mimes... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2456 It's memetic theory gone wild! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2457 Are they porpoisely mocking us? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2458 Elaborate mockery? They really are more intelligent than we thought! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2459 "Why did we have to get marooned at Sea World. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2460 There may be some hope for us. I'm thinking there might be a 'Sea World' nearby. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2461 What's that old saying, imitation is the sincerest for of what? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2462 I hate being mocked! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2463 Whether mockery, subterfuge, or intimidation, their ingenuity is pretty damned impressive! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2464 Something's fishey about this mirage 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2465 Dolphin behavior is a product of their environment. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2466 I notice that the humans don't have as much fun mating as us. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2467 We're not going to win the synchronized swimming gold in the next Olympics. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2468 OK, we're flattered, enough already. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2469 Could we teach them to orient themselves to spell out "help"? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2470 How many times do I have to tell you? Millennials can't be impressed. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2471 Don't look now but I believe the end is nigh. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2472 The rare, but extremely annoying dolphinis mockus. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2473 Art imitates life? We don't have a life. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2474 Great. The one thing that floats is your consignment store monstrosity. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2475 Dolphin see. Dolphin do. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2476 You're right! They're mocking us! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2477 Are those fish mocking us, or what!? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2478 You know they're mocking us. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2479 Well, this IS a sea world. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2480 For the last time, I don't have any fish. Now can you please get us out of here? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2481 They might be trying to tell us something about themselves. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2482 Do you ever get the feeling you're in a cartoon? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2483 Ignore them - they're only being fishetious. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2484 I think we can train them to sign HELP 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2485 Yes, I know that, but in this case flattery is getting us nowhere. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2486 Just ignore them, their doing it on porpoise! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2487 Bob, let's reenact the rescue scene from Castaway. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2488 They are entertaining, but can they organize a rescue? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2489 'I said "PURPOSES"! It's good enough for our PURPOSES!' 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2490 Is it even a mannequin challenge if nobody has a camera? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2491 You think you're funny, but you're not. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2492 Apparently flattery has gotten us nowhere. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2493 Damnit, Fred--you've been feeding the porpoises again! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2494 Island of the Blue Dolphins meets the Island of the Blue Castaways 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2495 Who knew that dolphins can master the art of satire. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2496 Hang on, this is just the opening act. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2497 I'm done trying to keep up with the Joneses. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2498 Stupid Parrotfish. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2499 I have a feeling we've seen this one before, but there's nothing else to watch. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2500 Do you want the good news or the bad news? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2501 We should have them over when we get back to mainland. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2502 D'ja ever go to Vegas? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2503 I think our tableaux is ready. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2504 The dolphins are mocking us again, Steve. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2505 I told you it was going to be a rough mating season. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2506 Look Mom, No Hands! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2507 OK Joe, I'm getting bored watching them. It's your turn again. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2508 They're mocking me! I hate when dolphins mock me! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2509 Well, they do say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2510 Sure, they're clever, but who'll they impress after we're gone? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2511 They're Mockfish! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2512 I've had some time to reflect lately, and synchronized swimming definitely belongs in the Olympics. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2513 I am not hallucinating..... they are mocking us 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2514 I thought dolphins were supposed to be nice. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2515 Since when did the Bellagio build outside of Las Vegas? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2516 Sea World pensioners can be SO irritating! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2517 Never felt more like a fish out of water 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2518 I maybe wrong, but I think we are being played. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2519 Does mercury poison cause hallucinations? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2520 I see satire is alive and well at SeaWorld. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2521 Our Airbnb hosts are here, again. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2522 I finally see my life has porpoise 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2523 Are they doing that on Porpoise, Bob? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2524 Taunting?! This borders on bullying 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2525 Hey Scott? I need a second opinion on something. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2526 I'd say they're mocking us, but I don't see the porpoise. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2527 You say rescuing, I say mocking. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2528 Fate vs. Choice 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2529 Those dolphins are giving me a fishy look. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2530 The worst part was being mocked daily by dolphins. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2531 Look they are mocking us! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2532 They're not mocking us, Fred, it's just their way of being playful. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2533 I think we should release the two of them back into the wild. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2534 Fishy sea, fishy do. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2535 Perhaps they escaped from SeaWorld. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2536 I guess that's better than jumping through a hoop. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2537 I would appreciate the artistic creation much better if I didn’t feel so mocked. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2538 I think they're trying to annoy us on porpoise. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2539 I told you we should've taken my camera instead of your Bon Jovi collection. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2540 No one likes a show-off. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2541 I feel like we're leading a porpoiseless life! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2542 They move with such porpoise! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2543 If I didn't know better, I'd think they were making fun of us. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2544 I didn't realize that Dolphins were so insensitive to survivors rights! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2545 It's Schadenfreude. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2546 Are they looking? Are they looking? Are they looking? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2547 There must be some mistake. We ordered the shrimp platter. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2548 If nobody finds us, we still have a lovely memorial. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2549 ,I realize imitation is the sincerest form of flatary, but I wish they would just rescue us. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2550 Whaddaya mean look at the porpoise? What possible porpoise is there in any a' this? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2551 Life imitates life. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2552 See, I told you there were other fish in the sea. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2553 Can domesticated dolphins really be happy in the wild? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2554 I didn't know that a school of fish could literally be an art school. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2555 I thought it was 'monkey see, monkey do'. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2556 Mime dolphins huh? Wish they'd 'mime' their own business and stop making fun of us! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2557 The dolphins are taunting again! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2558 Yesterday the did a cruise ship .... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2559 Flippant Flippers, that's all we need. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2560 Yes, it's somehow familiar, but I still don't understand the porpoise. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2561 Flattery? No. Mockery is more like it. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2562 I always thought that their laughter sounded mocking. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2563 " I bet you they are Sea World alumni ". 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2564 We'd definitely win if we could color it in. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2565 Do we tip them, or... 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2566 “So you still don’t believe in climate change?”. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2567 See! I told you the mannequin challenge was still a thing! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2568 Did you just say, Why? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2569 Wow, now this staring contest defies all sense of normalcy. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2570 It's interesting, but it doesn't serve much porpoise... 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2571 Even the dolphins know that Cognitive Behavioural Therapy works in times of crisis! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2572 It's either great performance art or our ticket outta here. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2573 No, seriously, look—it’s the second one on the right. He was at the Brooklyn Aquarium last year! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2574 Sure, Lassie would have swam for help, but we'd have been bored. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2575 Those aren't dolphins, you idiot. They're porpoises. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2576 I told you we shouldn't have let them see us eat the canned tuna 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2577 I thought I saw our shadow, but it was just a fluke. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2578 ....either that's a mirage, or, that was a baaaad coconut! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2579 Hey, Sid, you know the theory that everyone has a doppelgänger.... 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2580 Going vegan is tougher than I thought. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2581 Do you think they did that on porpoise? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2582 "Monkeys see, dolphins do". 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2583 They're doing that on porpoise, I swear. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2584 Since the theme park gave them their freedom they just keep showing off. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2585 I've found my porpoise in life. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2586 Hey look, Barney, they finally got it perfect ... and we didn't bring the camera! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2587 Norm, what's the saying, 'Art imitates life? or Life imitates Art'? 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
2588 I'd find that much more amusing at SeaWorld. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2589 Why do I feel like they're mocking us. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2590 Pssst... do you think they've seen us? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2591 I'm not feeling the flattery in their imitation. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2592 Ya know, I think they're mocking us. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2593 There's something fishy going on. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2594 There is an ocean of difference between a tree house , and being a fish out of water . 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2595 If they really had higher intelligence, they'd of given us a boat. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2596 You still think my argument that "art imitates life" is too simplistic? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2597 All they had to do was bring the rum. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2598 Uh ... bummer news on getting your own room, Ron. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2599 Two words, four syllables. Sounds like dessert. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
2600 Oh yeah? Well Cirque de Soleil a little closer and we'll eat you for lunch. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2601 Yah, and I'm seeing a mirage on porpoise. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2602 You'd have to pay at least 50 bucks at Seaworld to see this. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2603 You're missing the porpoise for the trees. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2604 Mocked by mime dolphins 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2605 They must have liked starring in those dolphin shows more than we thought. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2606 At least today they're mounting each other. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2607 So that's Porpoise Island....No wonder the British fought a war for the Falklands! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2608 There's something fishy about that island... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2609 So which gets your vote, Phil: "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" or "Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities"? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2610 Now that's what I call marketing! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2611 Ok, but I bet they didn't predict the presidential election. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2612 Perhaps, group-think works better than what we assume. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2613 Do you think this mockery is on porpoise? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2614 Don't be discouraged, theres a porpoise for everything! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2615 Do you guys have an agent? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2616 They appear to be a Sol de Soleil type group trying to explain the meaning and porpoise of our predicament? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2617 I really think they are mocking us. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2618 The chart did say Mime Island. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2619 Remember: imitation is the sincerest form of flattery 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2620 I feel like they're mocking us. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2621 Does the one playing me make my butt look big? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2622 Dolphin-freude. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2623 I thought imitation was the best form of flattery, not sarcasm. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2624 You think they are sentient creatures communicating? I think they are mocking. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2625 I'm hearing that ominous and repetitive music again. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2626 Earl, now they've resorted to mockery. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2627 Now, if I could just teach them to catch fish for us. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2628 I'd throw them a fish but I just finished the last one. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2629 Apparently dolphins live in a parallel universe. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2630 Look who's making fun of us again. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2631 Dolphin-whistle politics is the new normal. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2632 This is a fish tale that no one will believe. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2633 I see our porpoise . 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2634 I know I made you buy dolphin safe tuna, but I'm starving! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2635 Looks a little fishy to me .... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2636 I get they're one of the smartest mammals but there's no need to show off. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2637 They are doing it again... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2638 Do you think there's any chance that they could give us a lift? 1.2000 0.07441 60 53 2 5
2639 That islands looks a little fishy to me 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2640 Are they trying to tell us how hopeless we look? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2641 They think we're a 'Mannequin Challenge.' 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2642 What's the porpoise of that tree? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2643 It's nice to know that even out here, mimicry is still the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2644 Oh boy! Cirque de Porpoise has arrived. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2645 My favorite dolphin game just got even more hallucinogenic. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2646 Next step, a lighthouse, and we are out of here. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2647 Those Cirque du Soleil shows are everywhere. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2648 That does not look dolphin-safe 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2649 Never say we have no "porpoise ". 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2650 Call me hopeless, but I think that's pretty cool. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2651 Something's fishy over there. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2652 For such an intelligent species, you'd think they'd know that sarcasm is considered the lowest form of humor. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2653 Do you think they're being jerks on porpoise? 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2654 Oh come on, their doing that on porpoise. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2655 It appears as if our plight has been re-porpoised. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2656 Some of us are here on porpoise. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2657 This Mannequin Challenge is really getting annoying! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2658 Performance art. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2659 I wonder if they did that on porpoise. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2660 "They came close to winning on 'America's Got Talent'". 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2661 Their island is safe from global warming. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2662 Are they mocking us? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2663 There's just something fishy about that other island. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2664 In your mirage, was it porpoises or dolphins? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2665 More bad luck. These ones mock, rather than talk. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2666 Gentrification. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2667 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2668 Is this what you'd call a porpoise-driven life? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2669 Harry, come look. They're trying to tell us something. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2670 Cheer up, man. They made you the cute one. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2671 I blame SeaWorld for this. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2672 I don't see the porpoise of that. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2673 Have you ever just wondered what's the porpoise? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2674 They're laughing at us again. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2675 'Pilobolus' is an even more ubiquitous phenomenon than I realized 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2676 Well I guess imitation is the highest form of flattery. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2677 Liberated SeaWorld dolphins now use their talents for playful mockery. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2678 wow...an island of blue dolphins 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2679 We're here on porpoise. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2680 I told you when it sounds like laughing it's really sarcasm and ridicule. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2681 They're trying to tell us something. Or else they're just making fun of us. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2682 Nothing like a good dolphin mocking. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2683 It's too fishy for my taste. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2684 They're not teasing us, Bill. They've actually evolved that way to fool illegal Japanese fishing trawlers. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2685 Come on, Steve. Get on my shoulders. We can do better than that! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2686 We really need to step up our charades game. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2687 The porpoise of art is reflecting life. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2688 I least we get front row to the show. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2689 That was a big mistake you made yesterday, calling that pod of dolphins porpoises. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2690 Take 327 -no it's still not right either dolphin # 4 looses weight or we prune that tree again. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2691 I know dolphins are playful, but now they're just toying with us. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2692 I'm seeing either a good dinner or a cheap ride home. What's our current foreign policy? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2693 I still think gorilla glue holds better. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2694 Tom, their mocking us again! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2695 That's the best you guys have got? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2696 I think they are asking us to do synchronize with them 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2697 I sometimes wonder: "What´s the porpoise of it all?" 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2698 I think they're Sea World escapees. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2699 The sun's getting to me, I feel I have no porpoise.. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2700 They say 'it is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.' 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2701 There's something weird about that other island, but I can't put my finger on it. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2702 Even in the remotest of places, there is always somebody showing off. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2703 Look,Mac -- a reporpoised island! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2704 Who the heck said that imitation is the highest form of flattery? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2705 Hey, I think we're near SeaWorld ! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2706 I think we're being heckled by retirees from Sea World 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2707 Dolphins may think they're funny, but they're the only ones who think they're funny !! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2708 Let's swim over to that island; it looks like fun. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2709 Their life seems to have more porpoise. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2710 It's the Leaning Tower of Pisces 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2711 Just our luck, Alec Baldwin Dolphins. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2712 You think we can convince them to take a message back to Sea World? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2713 They're actually quite good, Simon! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2714 I guess they're capable of sarcasm as well as their other abilities. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2715 I think they missed the point of empathy training. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2716 I guess it's true. Practicing yoga can lead to a more porpoiseful life. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2717 This is one of the tightest groups I've seen. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2718 If you would just ignore them, they'd probably stop teasing 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2719 1 word, movie, Castaway... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2720 Someone's mocking at the door 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2721 those damn porpoises are making fun of us again. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2722 And I thought I was a fish out of water. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2723 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2724 I don't see the porpoise in them doing that, do you? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2725 They know something we don't. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2726 oh that's so nice, they're trying to make us feel at home. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2727 They said there was so such thing as "climate change" then they said there was such a thing as "climate change" and that there was an upside to it....here it is! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2728 I told you not to do your Flipper impression. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2729 Will you let them know that this is not a game and that we really need help… 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2730 You're still the most insufferable thing around 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2731 My grasp of reality is more like a feeble pinch. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2732 Yeah, they are intelligent, but their ability to mock us is surprising. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2733 Imitation is NOT the sincerest form of flattery! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2734 Dear, I think dolphins believe Art imitates Life. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2735 Do you happen to have a picture of a coast guard rescue craft on you? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2736 It's either an homage or they're trolling us. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2737 "Well, at least I got a chance to see the rare 'Taunting Dolphins". 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2738 Are we on LSD? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2739 Their sense of humor is a little too on the nose for me. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2740 I wish you would click and whistle once in awhile. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2741 I am going to give them the benefit of the doubt that it is performance art and that they are not making fun of us. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2742 I hate it when they mock us! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2743 Those damned Seaworld dolphins have no modesty. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2744 They must be doping. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2745 So this is where Seaworld released their dolphins into the wild. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2746 It's silly, I know, and I always meant to go...but I regret never getting to see Cirque de Soleil. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2747 OK, now, slowly sit down. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2748 Despite their mocking tone, the pattern recognition and social cohesion demonstrated in such a display showed that these really were dolphins with a porpoise. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2749 I’m thinking they’re either Sea World escapees or really weird synchronized swimmers. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2750 The political mocking never ends. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2751 I don't see a beautiful example of mimicry in nature--I see fresh meat. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2752 In hindsight, we should have made friends with the dolphin. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2753 As though being here is not torment enough. I thought they were supposed to be kind, understanding creatures...... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2754 Carl, quick! Look like a boat! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2755 Hey, look! An escape pod! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2756 Flattery or mockery? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2757 Wow, those six pack holders are really bad for the environment! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2758 We need help, not entertainment. I'd trade 'em all for Lassie. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2759 Okay, now they're just plain mocking us. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2760 It's full, but there's bound to be another one in a few minutes. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2761 Escapees from SeaWorld getting their revenge. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2762 I think those dolphins are mocking us. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2763 I've never really appreciated art for art sake. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2764 While we were out, the neighbors redecorated. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2765 You and your damn time shares! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2766 Forget Canada, I'm moving there. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2767 Take a look at the artists who won the NEA grant. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2768 Yeah, they're mean-spirited bastards, but don't you adore their puckish grins? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2769 I know this is going to sound fishy, but ... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2770 They're showing off on porpoise again. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2771 They're doing it again, reveling in our tragic circumstances. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2772 Youse guys trying to make fun of us on porpoise? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2773 Blame it on eminent domain. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2774 I never did like mock tuna. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2775 I can't imagine that they know we are even here 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2776 Reintroducing Sea World Dolphins to the wild may not have been a good idea after all! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2777 I think it's called "mocking us on porpoise." 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2778 I don't know what's worse: the fact that they're being pricks or the fact that I want to book them for a show... 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2779 Stop contemplating the Porpoise of Life 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2780 Where's my camera when I need it? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2781 Don't give up... I'm starting to see porpoise in our lives. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2782 Pilobolus? I swear I asked them to "Please Help Us!" 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2783 They were more fun when they were still at Sea World. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2784 Do you think they're making fun of us? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2785 A book. No, a movie. A book and a movie! Five words. Oh! Blue Dolphins Island! Wait, that's only three words. They're not very good at counting, are they? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2786 Ugh, they are just so freaking superior! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2787 It IS one their best. I just wish they'd stop trying so hard to make us laugh. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2788 President-elect Albatross is going to bring us together. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2789 He moved! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2790 Sea World nostalgia. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2791 For the last time: I don't know why they're trying to impress us. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2792 What's the porpoise? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2793 Ok, ok...one word, three syllables, starts with the letter C. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2794 Jerry come over here. I think I found a mirror. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2795 This must be that Marcel Mer Sole troupe 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2796 Why can't they use their "intelligence" to get help instead of mocking us? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2797 Wow, the porpoise-driven life. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2798 I already told them, we are not from sea world 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2799 Man, I could really go for a tuna sandwich. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2800 If we could just make these interactions more useful.... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2801 Your not going to believe this 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2802 It's global warping dude. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2803 There's something fishy about that mirage. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2804 Porpoise see, porpoise do. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2805 I think they are trying to tell us something. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2806 Best mannequin challenge ever. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2807 Is that a trompe l'oeil or are they doing that on porpoise? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2808 Savage wit, but what's their porpoise? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2809 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2810 Dude, look at them, humans are so weird. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2811 Dolphin Quixote 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2812 You just know that they're doing it on porpoise. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2813 Sea World refugees - they just don't get it. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2814 Where's a tuna net when you really need one? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2815 See, I told you. Global warming won't hurt wildlife! 1.2000 0.07441 60 53 2 5
2816 Joe, are dolphins known for mocking? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2817 Calm down, John. You're just hallucinating. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2818 I think they're missing the spirit of the Mannequin Challenge. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2819 They think they're being funny, but I don't. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2820 I was talking about the "purposes" of art. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2821 They're doing the man-akin challenge. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2822 What do you suppose the porpoise of this is? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2823 Insouciant, with a soupçon of showoffishness. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2824 The trouble with our relationship is that we're just not synchronized. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2825 I knew that fish tasted funny. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2826 I think deep down they're really insecure. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2827 Have you seen anything unusual off the north shore this morning? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2828 We're being mocked, and it's beautiful. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2829 Is it just me, or is that island moving towards us? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2830 It's your hallucination...enjoy it 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2831 They taunt us without porpoise. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2832 Are you sure our message said "Send a rescue team purposefully?" 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2833 Very funny, guys! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2834 I believe their trainer was synchronized swimmer. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2835 At least the synchronized swimming team is getting better. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2836 We're being flipped off by Flipper. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
2837 Trump must have won. I told (italics) you that he would win when dolphins become acrobats. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2838 I wish we were alone. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2839 Dolphin Cove's attempt to reintroduce dolphins into the wild may have been a bit premature. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2840 Are you here for the synchronized swim pod tryouts? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2841 The hallucinations are starting, so I guess I'd be open to revisiting that cannibalism pact you proposed. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2842 So this is where they retire performing dolphins. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2843 If those were blue whales, that would really be somethin'! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2844 I just don't know what's real and what's an illusion anymore. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2845 They can do that, but can't even bring us back to land? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2846 They say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2847 You know, it seems to me that it may be sincere, but it feels more like mockery than flattery. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2848 "Now that one is just plain mean!" (Mocking Dolphins pose #733) 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2849 I'm impressed by their showmanship, but I hate their mockery. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2850 Great, released Dolphins from Sea World. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2851 It's great to have a sense of humor 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2852 Dude--look--another island. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2853 I used to think that we were on top of the food chain. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2854 I liked the show better when they gave out free fish. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2855 I think we just got served. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2856 They're mocking us on porpoise, aren't they? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2857 So if you are the King and I am the Queen, then I know who the jokers are. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2858 We should have stayed in school. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2859 Is that a tweet or a taunt? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2860 I might be starting to hallucinate. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2861 If it's a Chihuly they will come. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2862 They think they're so much better than us. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2863 I hate it when they mock us! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2864 I think they respect us. That's a pretty sincere form of flattery. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2865 Remember when you said you couldn't live life without purpose? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2866 I think they're trying to cheer us up. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2867 That's what I call a warped sense of humour. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2868 I think we just got served. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2869 Hey Harry you know when you said that you would "kill yourself"if you ever saw anything like this again. 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
2870 First I thought it was worship. Now I see the irony in their eyes. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2871 Ever get the feeling that the world is mocking you? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2872 I get the feeling they're not going to deliver our message in a bottle. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2873 This will surely give us a shot at a National Geographic cover! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2874 Everyone's a smart ass. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2875 Boy, I'd like to turn them into imitation crab meat. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2876 Something fishy about the neighbors 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2877 Look on the bright side, Imitation is the purest form of flattery... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2878 They know something we don't. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2879 Same old sarcastic mirage, day in, day out! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2880 I wonder if any of them are females? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2881 "Ever read "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish" By Douglas Adams? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2882 Smartass dolpins...they remember me from Seaworld. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2883 I got it figured out! Now, slowly, grab my hands to make a katamaran. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2884 The island is getting closer on porpoise. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2885 Charlie? Remember yesterday when I said I thought porpoise was mocking me? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2886 Well at least we can sit around and have existential angst. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2887 Hey, who says that climate change would not advance the evolution of a sense of humor. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2888 It could be dehydration but I think that island is moving closer. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2889 I knew they could survive in the wild. We can go now 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2890 Real funny! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2891 Do you think suffering is in their vocabulary? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2892 Is it an homage or are they mocking us? 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
2893 Their mimicking seems so porpoiseful. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2894 I told you Trump won.... 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
2895 Dolfun 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2896 I'm not sure the LOST fans will understand this sequel. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2897 So long, and thanks for nothing. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2898 Did you hear hee-hee or mahi-mahi?. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2899 Umm Brian, you gotta see this. I think I'm flipping out. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2900 I'm betting it's porpoises all the way down. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2901 They're totally mocking us. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2902 A puckish send-up of the contemporary scene--I love it! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2903 Dude, I think the vision of trump winning has me seeing things! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2904 Wasn't Esther Williams was once stranded around here? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2905 but it's the most sincere form of flattery 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2906 I told you we shouldn't have kept them bottled up. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2907 The mockingbirds were cruel enough. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2908 I think they're saying ''no man is an island." 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2909 Hey guys, how about a lift to Miami? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2910 They are doing it again... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2911 First guy says, "I need a sense of porpoise in my life." Second guy responds, "yeah, I'm feeling a little stuck myself." 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2912 I guess their main porpoise is cerebrating his being freed from Sea World. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2913 I'm guessing they've escaped from Sea World. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2914 Your dolphin looks better than my dolphin. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2915 I believe Dolphins might have more creative intelligence. I don't think we're getting a ride off this island. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2916 So what's the purpose of Porpoises? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2917 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2918 I was beginning to despair that life had no porpoise. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2919 Finally I have some Porpoise in my life... 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2920 ...though some islands are fish. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2921 I don't understand the porpoise of that... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2922 OK. Now I am ready to die. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2923 Remember the mannequin challenge idea you said was so stupid? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2924 Nothing, just another copypod. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2925 Proof that life has a porpoise 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2926 Bill, I'm telling you, they are doing it on porpoise 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2927 So... still not budging on the whole "dolphin free" thing? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2928 Boffo act kids, but we are currently unable to stage it for you. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2929 Mannequin Challenge 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2930 Honey, the dolphins are mocking us again. You'd think they have a much nobler "porpoise." 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2931 God, I hate Henry Moore sculptures. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2932 Well Steve, I think I see a porpoise in life. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2933 Do you ever get the feeling that life has no porpoise? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2934 They're mimicking us, and it's not funny. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2935 Jokes on them - they're stuck out here too. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2936 Do you ever feel stuck in a moment you can't get out of? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2937 I thought you said we'd never have to see the mannequin challenge again if we moved to this island. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2938 Let me know when you start seeing chips. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2939 Am I hallucinating... Or are the dolphins empathizing with us ? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2940 I wonder if my hate mail in a bottle reached Sea World yet. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2941 Do we have any herring? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2942 Something fishy is going on. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2943 Tell me again...what's a mirage? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2944 Oh how they mock us. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2945 Look Harold! The Sea World fugitives are teasing us. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2946 F They think we're booking agents. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2947 Look, it's this week's Cartoon Caption Contest. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2948 At least now I have a porpoise. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2949 Honey, can you remind me again what the difference between dolphins and porpoises is? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2950 They must be using echolocation. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2951 Eight fucking porpoises shaped just like us! How the fuck do you not see them? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2952 Fox News. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2953 Looky here, you just need some sense of porpoise. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2954 I don't think they're making fun of us - I think they're just bored.... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2955 Wow. Another endolphin reuptake inhibitor. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2956 Too soon? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2957 Now they're just taunting us on porpoise! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2958 This mirage is getting fishy 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2959 And you wanted to eat the bread 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2960 I guess we shouldn't have drunk so much salt water last night! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2961 Just wait 'til they do their Nixon imitation. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2962 I had hoped the upside of this predicament would be a respite from mockery. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2963 They're actually not that cute. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2964 Glad they're not sharks! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2965 I said 'no boats,' they heard 'showboats.' 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2966 What is the porpoise of such a display? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2967 I feel like they're mocking us. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2968 Look Joe, Circ Du Soleil mocking us. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2969 I've taught them to mime our situation, now onto signing our GPS coordinates 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2970 Look Charlie, the dolphins they kicked out of Sea World. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2971 What's the porpoise of it all? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2972 Quick, Joe, make yourself look like a flare gun. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2973 Is there a whaling ship in that direction? Because they're hiding from something. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2974 Dolphins have been known to save humans... 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2975 I don't see the porpoise. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2976 It's not mating season - is it? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2977 Are they showing off again? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2978 Is it no man or no mammal is an island? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2979 I just don’t see the porpoise of that. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2980 'Any more of those clams we ate?' 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2981 I thought they said dolphins were intelligent 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2982 I think I'm flippering out again, Steve. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2983 Isn't that a bit fishy? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2984 You're right. They are making fun of us on porpoise. 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
2985 Dolphins are intelligent mammals, but kinda douchey. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2986 What was it you said about mirages? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2987 One more "dolphins with no porpoise" and you're out of here. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2988 Performance art- or Dolphin Rescue? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2989 Some of them seem to miss their life at Sea World 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
2990 What gets me is they're doing this on porpoise. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2991 Look, hon, Cirque du Soleil is breaking in their new costumes. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2992 Why do I get the feeling that we're being mocked? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2993 Sea World must be down-sizing. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2994 Depends on what you mean by "boring." 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2995 I should never have had that dolphin burger for lunch. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2996 I'm telling you, Allen. They're mocking us. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2997 "Don't you just hate copycats"! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
2998 You see, Jack, there is porpoise. Many porpoises. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
2999 Just when I thought we couldn't be more cynical about our situation. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3000 You know they say dolphins can communicate with each other? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3001 Do you want to see a couple of dolphins getting it on? 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3002 Wholly mackerel. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3003 Got bait? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3004 At least they're not mocking us for voting for Trump. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3005 It's not just a random event. They're doing it on porpoise. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3006 Why can't our lives have porpoise, too. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3007 I think I am doing some magical thinking now. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3008 Look honey, the Sea World rescue squad has arrived. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3009 It dawned on him that he could not go on living without a porpoise. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3010 I don't know. Performance art can be so annoying. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3011 I guess there's only so far being smart and funny can get us. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3012 We need to rethink our positions in life. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3013 Escapes from theme park try camouflage. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3014 Hey, Tom. We're being taunted by tuna! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3015 It looks like something fishy is going on at that other island. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3016 Copycats? Sure. But copyfish? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3017 Told you not to book seaworld trip so many years in advance! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3018 The Porpoise Driven Life 1.1724 0.07017 58 52 2 4
3019 Crowdsourcing... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3020 Oh my god, they're organized. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3021 They still think there performing at Sea World. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3022 This is better than sex. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3023 Even here you can't avoid porpoise-built architecture. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3024 Weren't YOU the author of that study about how amazing their problem solving skills are? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3025 Ha Ha, very funny. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3026 interesting... i normally don't associate them with mimicry. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3027 I'm putting in a complaint to the home owners association. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3028 How does one say "boat" in dolphin? 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3029 I think they are Parrot fish 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3030 At long last, I know why they smile. They're mocking us. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3031 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every porpoise under the heaven. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3032 O.K., so maybe there are the smartest creatures in the sea. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3033 They seem to enjoy torturing us, for some reason. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3034 I think those dolphins are the same ones we saw at Sea World. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3035 can your believe they are mocking us on porpoise 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3036 Technically, they're mammals. So they are mammaling for compliments. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3037 I think those dolphins are mocking us. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3038 It's their vacation away from Sea World. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3039 Look Robinson! It's a free performance of Cirque de la Mer!! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3040 We've lost our sense of porpoise. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3041 I knew I'd get splashed being at the front. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3042 Look, I'm simply asking, if you could train them to do this, can you not train them to do a rescue operation? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3043 Dolphins can be so much like us. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3044 Finally, we get to see Cirque du Soleil! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3045 I don't think they get Palm Sunday. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3046 They did the trick, you could at least give them a snack. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3047 Hey, do you remember reading about alternate universes? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3048 Their species is high-concept. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3049 Everybody has to have an act. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3050 So who won their election?... 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3051 Too bad we don't have any coconuts left to throw at them. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3052 They seem just like us, but there's something fishy going on over there. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3053 Well, they're dolphinitely mocking us now. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3054 ...and I was absent during the Darwin adaptation lecture. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3055 The synchronized marooning team is back, and they're mocking us this time. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3056 Do we really need another Mannequin Challenge? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3057 I wish my family were that coordinated. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3058 See, everyone likes Cirque du Soleil 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3059 ...and at their worst, they can be REALLY smart. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3060 I don't think employee of the month at Seaworld is going to help us here 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3061 I'd be more impressed if you could train them to read a map. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3062 Do you think Flipper was this sarcastic? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3063 I've heard of imitation crab, but... 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3064 You used to be a trainer at Sea World, right? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3065 Buzz's final mirage, "Dolphin Fountain". 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3066 'Dolphin-safe' is losing its cachet. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3067 They're back. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3068 You ever just feel like someone's mocking you? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3069 I know, I know, I feel like a fish out of water... 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3070 What's the porpoise of this? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3071 They think I'm Mary Ann, and you're Gilligan. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3072 They're playing with us. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3073 What's your porpoise? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3074 They're not THAT intelligent...I didn't say, "Simon says." 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3075 I don't care how cute they are, they're clearly making fun of us! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3076 Even the flash pod couldn't cheer up Doug and Steve. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3077 I think they used to perform at Sea World. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3078 Now try climbing the tree. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3079 The last thing I want to see right now is a desert island cartoon. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3080 They must be doing it for some porpoise 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3081 A group of dolphins is called a meat, right? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3082 Well, I don't think it's flattery. I think they're making fun of us. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3083 Yeah, we don't stand a chance with that unfinished leaf up there. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3084 Don't worry! Sharks aren't that talented. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3085 Hey, Tom! Ever think how life imitates art? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3086 That's no coconut! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3087 That’s just cruel. They are making fun of us. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3088 Cirque du Soleil has gone too far. Again. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3089 I'll give them credit, dolphin orgies look beautiful. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3090 Can it be art if it has a porpoise? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3091 And did you know they're actually mammals, and not fish? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3092 Don't ask me. You're the zoologist. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3093 I wonder if I pick the best looking one, our child will be a mermaid? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3094 Don't stop believing. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3095 But can they juggle the books, too? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3096 The absurdity of our new reality is just starting to dawn on you. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3097 Which amusement park do you think those two escaped from? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3098 Travis! I've got it. Jaws, the Musical! Oh great Jerome. I'm glad we took this trip. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3099 Synchroised Stranding" 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3100 Looks like our island serves no porpoise. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3101 I don't have the heart to tell them that porpoises aren't eligible for the Olympics. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3102 Trump promised them more ocean. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3103 Since they retired from Sea World they do not know what to do with themselves. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3104 We are definitely not at the fun party. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3105 Delicious Duplicity 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3106 Dolphins are so smart...ass 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3107 This sure beats being stranded on a desert island! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3108 After this, let's get sushi. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3109 The joke will be on them when we resort to cannibalism. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3110 Big deal. Ask them if they can steer a boat! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3111 Still not better than SeaWorld. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3112 How cute is that tree!? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3113 "Life on this island has no porpoise". 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3114 Do you think they are porpoisely copying us? 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3115 This mannequin challenge is really getting out of hand. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3116 The room sucks, and we were promised Jay Leno. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3117 I've heard of copy-cats, but never of copy-dolphins... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3118 Bob, I think it took a shipwreck for me to discover my "porpoise" in life! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3119 But can their faux tree bear coconuts? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3120 Porpoise-ful imitation is NOT the sincerest form of flattery! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3121 "Darn gloating dolphins mastered ice sculptures to celebrate our extinction". 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3122 Finally, the proof- art does imitate life! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3123 I envisioned the Fiji islands to be a bit more enchanting. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3124 Looks like they've been hanging out with the mocking birds again 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3125 Why do they mock my world? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3126 It's quite a good show, Jim. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3127 Those damn dolphins are mocking us again! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3128 It's a rerun. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3129 My life finally has porpoise! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3130 I am tired of the dolphins making fun of us. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3131 They're ape fish, they can't help it. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3132 Next time can we get an island that swims? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3133 Well at least we get to see a free dolphin show! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3134 I'll remember this moment the next time I open a can of tuna fish. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3135 impressive but not funny. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3136 Well waddya know? Animal mimicry's a real thing. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3137 Best mannequin challenge I've seen yet. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3138 They used to perform at Sea World before they got laid off. Now they just mock castaways. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3139 Mirage? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3140 Those humans are doing a pretty good dolphin impression. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3141 More escapees from Sea World. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3142 That is NOT funny. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3143 I do not feel sincerely flattered right now. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3144 After 30 days, even the Wallenda Dolphins lost their appeal. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3145 Daniel Defoe was right: "We never see the true state of our condition till it is illustrated to us by its contraries." 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3146 I still don't support Seaworld. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3147 So What's the porpoise of that routine? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3148 I feel as though their taunts are unwarranted. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3149 Now that's simulation with a porpoise. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3150 I knew we shouldn't have ordered the mahi-mahi, Bob, now they're just messin' with us. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3151 Jeez, the one person in the world I get shipwrecked with doesn't appreciate the ballet! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3152 The Bermuda Triangle appears to be entering a new dimension 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3153 of all the places in the middle of the ocean, these characters have to show up. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3154 No. For Sure. They're aping us. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3155 Uh, Steve, it may be the salt water talking, but I think those dolphins are mocking us. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3156 Mimicry does not prove they're intelligent. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3157 Wait 'til you see their take on our election. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3158 Do you think it's apery or mimicry? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3159 Well, if they're so smart, why can't they get us off this island? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3160 They say imitation is the greatest form of flattery but frankly, this is getting to be annoying. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3161 Just ignore them - the showiness is just too fishy. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3162 I guess life does have a porpoise. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3163 You can't escape show-offs these days. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
3164 I think they stole it from the Russian synchronized swimming team. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3165 Either I'm hallucinating or we're in real trouble here. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3166 Hey, there's a group of dolphins over here. Ya, what are they doing? imitations. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
3167 Clearly, they're more intelligent us. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3168 They're on parole from Sea World. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3169 Are dolphins gluten free? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3170 Maybe life does have porpoise… 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3171 Mock Tuna. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3172 I think they used to work at Sea World! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3173 They beat us at our own game! 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
3174 Sure, they're great. But I don't think Sea World is hiring right now. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3175 Me? I'm never bored. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
3176 They're secretly just as depressed as we are, but their trained not to show it. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3177 Harold, didn't we see them performing on the Vegas Strip last year? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3178 They're from the Realism School... but I preferred the Cubists. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
3179 Now do you believe me that you look like Simon Cowell? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3180 Wish we have could gotten something more interesting than synchronized swimming! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3181 PREPARING FOR THE MANNEQUIN CHALLENGE 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
3182 Don't they have anything better to do then copy us? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3183 Well, this is a novel approach. All of that circling was making me dizzy anyway. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3184 Isn't there supposed to be a penalty for taunting? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3185 We should have them over for seafood sometime. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3186 If dolphins were like humans, I would call this payback... 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3187 Remember how you were telling me about your parrot? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3188 When insult meets injury. The Pacific Schadenfreude Dolphins are usually nearby. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3189 Our best hope is for the new administration to immediately address the nation's broken marine mammal policies. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3190 At least the sharks aren’t mocking us yet. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3191 Did you really just say that they are doing it on porpoise? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3192 Great…we’re being mocked by the synchronized dolphins again. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3193 MAYBE A GOOD CHOREOGRAPHER WILL GET SHIPWRECKED HERE SO WE DON'T GET VOTED OFF! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3194 Never thought Interpretive dance as an art form for mockery. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3195 "hey Joe, do coconuts have fins?"{ 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3196 I really HATE those fu#kin fish!" "T h e y ' r e n o t f i s h. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3197 I hope they are not doing an elaborate mating ritual. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3198 They look as bored as we do. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3199 Imitation is still the best form of flattery 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3200 Those guys are laughing at our situation 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3201 No, technically, there is nothing fishy about that. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3202 Steve, is there such a thing as "tuna safe dolphin"? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3203 Did you hear a snicker? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3204 The palm dolphins are at it again. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3205 Any ideas for formations that involve opposable thumbs? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3206 They're gray. They spray. Get used to it. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3207 Manatee see,manatee do. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3208 The purposefully patronizing porpoises strike again 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3209 There's something fishy going on here. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3210 No man is an island. Find your porpoise. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3211 The mirage is staring at me again! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3212 The 'Porpettes' are mocking us again. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3213 Thanks for understanding. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3214 We wowed them! Let's take this act on the road! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3215 Now if they could just mimic a rescue ship...... 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3216 I can't tell if they're emulating us or mocking us. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3217 The world just keeps on giving, Sidney. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3218 Don't turn around, Bill, you might screw the whole thing up. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3219 I suspect it's the El Niño effect. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3220 Mannequin challenge, level expert 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3221 I call it "Self-Portrait With Mammals". 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3222 Well, I’m not feeling flattered. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3223 "And then they began their synchronized human-ing." - Ryan Lochte 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3224 There mocking us. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3225 Hey Professor, I think I see land. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3226 They really are mammals, aren't they? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3227 They really love it, but they're still mad about the floating raft. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3228 It's no accident . . . It's on porpoise! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3229 Location, location, location 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3230 Hey Pete, if this isn't Sea World we're shark bait. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3231 Delightful! Now come a little closer so I can introduce you all to some fava beans and a nice chianti. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3232 Look at them. Least helpful improv group ever. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3233 Either Cirque du Soleil has a shark rescue team or ... 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3234 I have heard some species of dolphins are highly skilled in mimicry and mockery. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3235 Don't even think it....It looks fishy to me, and anyway, dolphins talk 1.1607 0.07106 56 51 1 4
3236 A rescue operation display would impress me more. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3237 They're harassing us again. 1.1607 0.07106 56 51 1 4
3238 I don't get their porpoise. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3239 Wait 'till they see our ship. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3240 Ask the neighbors to keep it down. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3241 Apparently a slow day at the water park. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3242 Intelligent, yes. But capable of mockery? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3243 The did that on porpoise. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3244 Come to think of it, they were way too smart for sea world. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3245 What is the porpoise of life? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3246 Aquatic Realism? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3247 Just floating a theory: Mirroring to enhance the relationship. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3248 Funnily enough, Frank, about your feeling like a fish out of water... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3249 Let's just call it the porpoise driven life. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3250 I hear they can do abstract art as well. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3251 It's just not that funny. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3252 I think they're the ones that were released from Sea World. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3253 I think I've begun to hallucinate. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3254 Hey Phil look an island! Wait, was that there a minute ago? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3255 This is probably safer than whatever's going on in the United States right now with President-Elect Trump. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3256 Dude, are those chicken or fish? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3257 This is what happens when captive dolphins are released. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3258 So like us. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3259 ...and when I looked in the mirror, I knew there was something fishy. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3260 Look those humans are copying our float for the rose bowl parade. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3261 Sushi? 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3262 At least our lives had porpoise. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3263 The dolphins are mocking us. Should we be worried? 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3264 If you don't stop singing 'One Moment in Time,' I'm going to kick your ass. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3265 Is there something called a mockingfish? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3266 What's this, 'reality imitating art?' It's just not helpful, guys. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3267 I suppose I'd be more impressed if they weren't squirting water and laughing at us like that. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3268 They escaped from Sea World with a porpoise. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3269 Stranded on a desert island. It's almost like nature is mocking us. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3270 You remember that Bizarro world Seinfeld episode? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3271 Sturgeons. They're just like us. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3272 Is that a mirage or a dolphin see dolphin do? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3273 Don't look now, but those escapee Sea World dolphins are laughing at as again. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3274 I must say, they've gotten a lot better at their camouflage skills. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3275 I give the evening entertainment four stars. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3276 There mocking us. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3277 I'm starting to think twice about chopping down this tree. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3278 Yeah, I get it, "Island of the Blue Dolphins"... Not funny. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3279 I can't stop binge watching this show. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3280 It's one thing to be marooned on a desert island, but it's quite another to be mocked by Flipper and his friends. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3281 We must be drifting, it looks like SeaWorld to starboard... 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3282 Yes, Marge - they're sentient beings - but they're empathy won't get us back to Schenectady. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3283 Good job! But not a good judge of people.... 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3284 So much for them being being benevolent to humans! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3285 I heard of "monkey see, monkey do" but this is ridiculous. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3286 What more could anyone wish for? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3287 I think they escaped from Sea World. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3288 They're not mocking you, Sweetie, they're just showing off. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3289 I think I am experiencing dolphin sense of humor. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3290 A tree or not a tree, that is the question 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3291 One more day and they are really going to get in my head!! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3292 Show business. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3293 I never knew that they reproduced that way. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3294 My nose seems longer than I remembered. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3295 If they can impersonate an island, than we can impersonate a boat. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3296 Remember what you said about dolphins being really smart? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3297 quick, my opera glasses, cirque de soleil "lost" is making it's pacific crossing 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3298 We might want to take a closer look at our island 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3299 Wow, you think you know someone.... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3300 Well, it's not an original. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3301 I bet you he doesn't sound like me. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3302 You've gone mad, man. There is NO PURPOSE in our lives. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3303 I it just me, or are the dolphins mocking us? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3304 Okay, it looks a little like the palm tree we’re standing under, except with a lot of dolphins. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3305 Their playfull swims have turnd to pure mockery. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3306 Are you feeling flattered? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3307 Turn around, George. It's really nice of them to try to keep us entertained. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3308 They're mocking us again, Fred. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3309 So you say you hate what they make the dolphins do at Sea World? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3310 I can't believe they picked Grumpy to play me. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3311 Harvey,you're missing the best pantomime yet. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3312 You just can't get away from cookie-cutter homes. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3313 I told you SeaWorld would go under. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3314 Sculpture gardens never interested me> 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3315 I had heard that one of the Cirque du Soleil troop transport ships went down nearby. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3316 They are doing this on porpoise. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3317 I think they're trying to send us a message. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3318 We should send a message in a bottle... -nosed dolphin." "Stop. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3319 I bet Oscar Wilde never saw anything like this. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3320 Ever heard of mocking dolphins? 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3321 I knew dolphins have been found to be highly intelligent but this is truly humiliating . 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3322 Finally we have a porpoise for which to aspire. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3323 I would give them maximum points for artistic impression, execution, and difficulty. But failure to wear noseclips ruins their perfect 100. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3324 The result of Sea World discontinuing animal acts. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3325 How long do you think this mannequin craze will last? 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3326 I thought mirages were only in the desert. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3327 I'm starting to feel like our lives have no porpoise. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3328 If life imitates art, we've chosen the wrong artist." 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3329 Do all mammals mock misery? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3330 Sure, it's all fun and games to you until someone dehydrates or starves! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3331 Honey, they’ve got mirror neurons!!! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3332 For the first time since we got here, I finally have a clear sense of porpoise. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3333 This must be an all inclusive deserted island. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3334 Unfortunately a podscape is of little help in this situation. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3335 Flora, fauna or just plain fishy? You decide. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3336 Don't you mean, "I see 'purposes' in my life"? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3337 You need to get out more often. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3338 Which one is Simon? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3339 Joe, did you ever find yourself at a loss for words? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3340 Impressive, but their vocalization mimicry might be more helpful. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3341 I think I'll mention this to my friend Matisse. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3342 Yes, I think they're doing that on porpoise. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3343 The mannequin challenge is so yesterday. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3344 Palm Fish 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3345 Look! A school of parrotfish. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3346 Smart is one thing, they're never showed this creative side. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3347 Playful bastards, aren't they. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3348 Now that's a reality show with poipoise! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3349 It proves that families who swim together stay together 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3350 Looks like the Jones got their holiday decorations up first again. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3351 Even the dolphins are mocking Americans after the recent election. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3352 Lamest SeaWorld experience ever. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3353 While you wait for your rescue, "Dolphin Extravaganza!" 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3354 Oh please, I'm not falling for that again 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3355 Those freaking mocking fish are back. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3356 Just relax. They're doing it on porpoise. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3357 They're more intelligent and more creative than us. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3358 Empathy shempathy, I don’t think they give a damn about us. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3359 Girl, it sounds like you've been in the sun too long. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3360 Ugh. Just what we need, Cirque du soleil wannabes. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3361 Sure, they are mocking us. But this is better than Sea World. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3362 Very funny. Not! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3363 I think we're being dissed. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3364 Mimicking our misfortune is not helpful. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
3365 Did you order takeout? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3366 I pretty sure that's not dolphin-safe. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3367 They're taking this mannequin challenge too far. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3368 Jerry's slumping a little bit. Must be off his game. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3369 Hey, Ishmael, here's a thought. Instead of a whale, how does a group of dolphins sound? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3370 They wouldn't be mocking us if we weren't vegan. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3371 Don't feed the trolls. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3372 How did they hit play on that Esther Williams DVD? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3373 You have to admit, it is pretty impressive. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3374 Should their imitation flatter us, or are they just mocking us? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3375 It seems our S.O.S. only reached a covert team of military dolphins. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3376 Do you think they're mocking us on porpoise? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3377 I think that we're being porpoisely being mocked 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3378 I wonder what made them start to make fun of us. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3379 Let's play "I spy" again. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3380 That welcome punch is hitting me hard. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
3381 we should never have let Circ du Soleil play here 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
3382 Hey guys, my apologies, I thought their species had an evolved sense of humor? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3383 Look Fred, dolphin mimes! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3384 I feel my endolphins kicking in. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
3385 Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery but sometimes, it's just stupid. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
3386 Dolphins also have big left brains. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3387 I prayed for a boat... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3388 Who do you like this week? I have a feeling the Dolphins are putting it together now. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
3389 Looks like this was a nuclear testing site... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3390 Impressive, huh? But you're actually standing on Karl. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3391 Is mammal mockery a thing? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
3392 Those aquarium raised dolphins never seem to forget. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
3393 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
3394 Honey, why are they mocking us? I don't know babe but while you're at it ask them if they can make a boat? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3395 Eight is enough. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
3396 I think there's something fishy going on with the dolphins! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
3397 Well Skipper, I have to agree that they appear to be more intelligent than SOME humans. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
3398 I still think it's just a fluke. They're capable of communication, it's true, but they lack the cerebral complexity to intentionally mock us. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
3399 Marine art imitates life. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3400 Are those dolphins playing charades again? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
3401 I see our porpoise . 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
3402 Ooohhh, Dolphin Du Soleil! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
3403 Sorry, but I just don't believe in dolphin epiphanies anymore since the election. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
3404 George, did you call Uber? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
3405 I hope we get to see what the whales can do. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
3406 Don't eat the brown acid. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
3407 Quick! Do the splits! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3408 ... and now they're just taunting us. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3409 I thought they were supposed to save us; but now they're just acting deplorable. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3410 Herb, these ARE the renowned imitation dolphins. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
3411 Have you seen my phone charger? This is amazing! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3412 What's the porpoise of that? I think they're just making fin of us. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3413 It's a Dolphin franchise. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3414 They can't speak. They can't write. They can only show it. They are sending a message in a bottlenose sign language. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3415 This Pacific's Got Talent is getting pretty deep. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3416 No, those are porpoises. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3417 We'll have to penalize them 15 yards for poor sportsmanship. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3418 You know, the whole idea was that you could bring 8 DIFFERENT objects here. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3419 I'd still say it looks pretty fishy to me. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3420 What do you suppose they eat? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3421 And I thought it was supposed to be raining cats and dogs! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3422 Wow! Cirque du Dauphin just for us. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3423 And, they saw dolphins are more intelligent. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3424 I say "Fish or cut bait." 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3425 Their only option: to ponder life's porpoise. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3426 All we've gone through and they wouldn't even give us seats in the splash zone. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3427 Art imitating life imitating art.The difference between life and fiction is that fiction has to make sense. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3428 You think they have any spare chargers? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3429 We said Mackerel not Mockery! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3430 Are they trying to help us or mock us? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3431 It's always about us. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3432 So why can't they spell out SOS on a sandbar? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3433 Looks like porpoises have a real purpose out here. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3434 They're mocking us again, Ralph. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3435 Until now my life had no porpoise. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3436 I'm really tired of being ridiculed by those creatures. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3437 Deja dolphin vu! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3438 I often think about my porpoise in life... 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3439 Just wait until a helicopter comes by. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3440 Cliff, I'm beginning to see some empathy here. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3441 I realize now all I ever wanted was a porpoise-driven life. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3442 Now is not the time to mimic us. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3443 How many days have we been on this island? I'm dolphinately seeing things.. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3444 There's a great part coming up where the one sitting down acts out getting dragged into the water by a shark or something. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3445 Oh - not that Trojan crocodile again ! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3446 Do you think we can find common ground? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3447 I just wish I could be happy like them. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3448 I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have let the Queen Mary go by just so we could see the Christmas show. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3449 Don't move...I saw this in Jurassic Park once. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3450 They must have escaped from Sea World! 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
3451 At least it's figurative masturbation today. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
3452 This show is to die for. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3453 bro i am freaking out. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3454 It's eerie how much their cries sound human 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3455 Who's entertaining who? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3456 Damnit, Jerry. Now that they've won the election, the right will NEVER stop mocking us. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3457 They were hoping to meet Ed Sullivan 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3458 Yeah, but can they mime that they're in a box? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3459 They mean well. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3460 Very funny smart fish - now take a hike 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3461 That never gets old. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3462 Life imitates life. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3463 If I just had Snap! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3464 Wow. There really is sun-kissed tuna. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3465 What is the porpoise of life? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3466 Honestly some deserted islands have all the fun! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3467 George, do you agree with Charles Caleb Colton that 'imitation is sincerest flattery'? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3468 Quick look! They're back! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3469 It's gotta be a mirage! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3470 If I'm not mistaken, I think they're trying to cheer us up and instill in us a sense of porpoise. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3471 Hey Ed, I think I just flippered out. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3472 Mannequin Challenge 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3473 I knew dolphins were smart, but not architects! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3474 Imagine - GMO's way out here! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3475 Um...they're not helping. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3476 Look, an arabesque for us. What does it mean? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3477 Sea World’s renown ocean mammal training techniques may be a tad overrated. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3478 I always believed performance art imitated life but now I see it differently. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3479 I've been thinking... there is a PORPOISE in life for everything. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3480 At least their not in the shape of a beer bottle anymore. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3481 Your last bottle's message begged for a water fountain? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3482 I know you're mammals but it's not nice to ape. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
3483 In retrospect, Fred, rather than arborsculpting, you might have considered carving us a boat. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3484 They said they'll continue to mock us until we give them herring" "Ask if they can do a boat. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3485 Imitation is the greatest form of flattery... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3486 Now I know how people in flyover country feel. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3487 Yes dolphined are smart, but do they really have to mock us like that? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3488 It's like they were mocking us.... 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3489 This is so boring, I wish I was at Disney 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3490 You wanted to see the world. Will you settle for Sea World. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3491 John, I need more time off. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3492 Do you remember when all those dolphins escaped from SeaWorld? I think I found them. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3493 It is not a mirage of fish, it is a mirage of mammals. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3494 Talk about ill-timed mimicry! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3495 I think I told you Jerry, if I have to look at another fish, I'll turn into one 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3496 Are they sustainable seafood? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3497 Dolphins pretending to be a palm tree? What a day. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3498 Very funny. I hope one of their noses lands right in your blow hole! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3499 Helen, pick a cod, any cod! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3500 Have I got a story for you. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3501 Did you know that dolphins are known for being playful? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3502 You probably shouldn't have imitated their cute little noises. Instead of helping us off the island, now they're just mocking us. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3503 They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery" OR "What's the porpoise? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3504 Come on guys, quit showing off. This isn't Sea World. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3505 Don't despair. I think there's a Sea World is near here. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3506 I'm dolphin-etily starting to see things. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3507 Oh, no, showboating neighbors. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3508 Look they are mocking us! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3509 Oh, you guys are hilarious. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3510 I understand Sea World had to release them. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3511 It's their world now....! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3512 I'm taller than that island of empathic dolphins suggests, right? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3513 The stranded marine biologists were hoping to see the normal 'rafting formation' they've studied, but today the rarely documented empathy behavior happened to kick in. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3514 I want to be rescued by a Japanese fishing fleet. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3515 I find their mockery so offensive, Harold, and you won't bat an eye. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3516 Waiting for Uber 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3517 Hilarious. Utterly hilarious. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3518 Modern art bores me. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
3519 Not a bad plan, but where do we find a circus? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3520 You think the Miami Dolphins will make the playoffs this year. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
3521 Boy, I could really go for a can of dolphin-safe tuna right now! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3522 Sure wish that synchronized swim team would come up with a new routine. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3523 Ditto dolphin is fine, but I'm going to stick to copycat, if it's all the same to you. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3524 How about that? Imitation IS the finest form of flattery. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3525 Why can't you be more like Flipper? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3526 We just can't get away from those mimes. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3527 I guess it's "art imitates life". 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3528 Ignore them. It's only a childish trick to annoy us. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3529 After Seaworld shut down, the dolphins had a hard time assimilating back to their primitive ways. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3530 I definitely didn't get us stranded on porpoise. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3531 Ok, let’s do It’s Fun to Stay at the YMCA next. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3532 I think my shellfish allergy is kicking in. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3533 Land, Ho 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3534 Would you eat imitation porpoise if you could get your hands on some? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3535 "Jim what do you mean I can't see it, and how can you not even care? We must be one of only a few people in the WORLDS to see the illusive dolphin island and live to tell about it?!?!?!: 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3536 "Well, at least we've got the Cirque Désolé to entertain us. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3537 Do you think that porpoises are intelligent creatures? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3538 They want an update on the tuna run. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3539 I don't think they care about your stupid Albacore tuna joke. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3540 I hate showoffs! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3541 Now their just mocking us. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3542 Are they imitation fish or mammal? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3543 Don't look now, but it's those damn shape shifting aardvarks again. Let's have some gelatin and then move on to square dancing. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
3544 So much for a vacation on a quiet beach! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3545 That tree over there looks delicious. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3546 Can't... escape... mannequin challenge... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3547 I never thought I'd say this but I'm really impressed by the new imitation seafood. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3548 So this is what you get when you're NOT called to a higher porpoise? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3549 I call it "Octopus's Garden, In The Shade". 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3550 So, I'm guessing your wish was to be given a clear vision of our current situation? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3551 I'll take the blonde. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3552 Honey, Imitation is NOT the best form of flattery in this instance. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3553 Amazing? Yes, but will they stick their entries? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3554 Do you have some change? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3555 I'm telling you, dolphins are empathic creatures! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3556 I understand they are the world champion synchronised swimming team. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3557 Do you still want to bet that they aren't capable of any porpoise full activity? 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
3558 You're right. Its only dolphin humor, again. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3559 Why do you think they're trying to be sneaky? 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
3560 I finally got an illusion ... but ... it sucks! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3561 They mock us. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3562 They're here to save us! No wait...they're mocking us. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3563 Wow, could you guys make me a tuna fish sandwich? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3564 In hindsight, we probably should have just eaten the fish. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3565 This is going to sound a little crazy. But I think I just saw something. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3566 They literally aren't taunting us on porpoise. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3567 We're being treated very badly by dolphins, who can't even breathe underwater. Rude and unhelpful! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3568 I always bought "dolphin safe" tuna, and yet, they taunt me. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
3569 We'll see who'll have the last laugh. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3570 Nature imitating Bart. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3571 If art imitates life, and we are a work of art, then what do you call that? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3572 Maybe they can morph themselves into a boat so we can get out of here? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3573 They're trying to give us a sense of porpoise 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3574 I don't remember seeing that yesterday. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3575 No, I won't look. There is nothing there. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3576 I knew we should have tried Canada. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3577 I wonder what desert island records they brought. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3578 Look, that's definitely on porpoise.. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3579 I keep thinking maybe this happened all on purpose, you know? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3580 They may have removed his name but it's unmistakeably Trump. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3581 I wish I had a porpoise-driven life 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
3582 The Miami Dolphins' cheerleader pickers missed the boat. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3583 I'd imagine an art school of dolphins could mock us, why do you ask? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3584 I know, that same boring routine 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3585 At least we've got food, so do you have a knife on you by any chance? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3586 All the news that's fish, we print. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
3587 I don't know.....something fishy about this. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
3588 They're just imitating us! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3589 Does karma apply in the dolphin world? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3590 If we stay still they'll never see us. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3591 I'll bet survivors of the USS Indianapolis didn't have to put up with this bullcrap. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3592 'I think they are making fun of us.' 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3593 Harold, why does beer battered porpoise sound so much better than dolphin and chips? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3594 Look! They're saying I have a big nose! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
3595 if this is your idea of date night, I'm not interested. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
3596 They've not as nice as I thought they were. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
3597 Miami 2024: Since the US withdrew from the Paris Climate Talks, the porpoises have been practicing this gesture of consolation. But Bob still thinks they're "gloating." 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
3598 So they can mock too. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
3599 I have a really bad feeling that the election didn't go the way we thought it would. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
3600 Well, I guess we don't have to worry about those released Sea World whales now, either. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
3601 How sweet. They are putting a show for us. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
3602 I don't mind them hazing us, but I hate the smiles on their faces. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
3603 Imitation is the best form of flattery. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
3604 George, I think we are saved, or at least being entertained." 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
3605 Hey Wally, you've been to Sea World? 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
3606 Sorry guys, but marine art isn't really my thing. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
3607 Do you think they will let us ride along when they play Tampa next week? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
3608 I'm more impressed than scared. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
3609 They can copy our formation, but at least we can take this show on the road. 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
3610 Perhaps their brains are so advanced they are capable of "mocking compassion." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3611 You know, everyone always says that dolphins are so smart, but I've always found performance art to be the stuff of imbeciles. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3612 Synchronized surviving. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3613 I am so over dolphin art. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3614 It's the neighborhood welcoming commite It's the neighborhood welcoming commitee 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3615 LOOK DOLPHINS WE MUST BE CLOSE TO LAND ! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3616 Sure, I like it but how about teaching them a new finale to the routine? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3617 I always knew it would come to this 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3618 Don't get taken in. I bet they trumped it up to fool us. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3619 Bob, what exactly did the wrapper on that candy bar say? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3620 That SeaWorld crowd is back to taunt us again 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3621 You call them 'intelligent'. I call them mockery mammals. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3622 Larry and Karl soon regretted not eating more tuna salad as youngsters. 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
3623 I think I see land. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3624 Why not? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3625 They used to have an act at SeaWorld. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3626 Great, another Mannequin Challenge. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3627 There must be a SeaWorld near by. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3628 Lets try making a boat shape,we maybe able to sail off . 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3629 Man, I can sure go for some mahi tonight. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3630 That’s good. Now, you on the floor, recall the shame you felt that day you led your beloved brother into the gill net. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3631 Hey, do you think they're mocking us? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3632 Day 17: I don't think the humans suspect a thing. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3633 'The accomodations are lacking but the entertainment is fin-omenal.' Oh, that Yelp is always so spot on. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3634 Again with the mannequin challenge? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3635 Don't move Hank, we're getting closer, I knew we could find some tuna safe humans. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3636 I give up, we're stranded on a deserted island and we can't even win a mannequin challenge. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3637 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3638 Can't we have a little privacy, please!? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3639 Why? I don't understand the Porpoise... 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3640 I guess they didn't understand what I meant by 'flair.' 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3641 We've only been here a few weeks, but the neighbors seem to like what we've already done to the property. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3642 So what if you're Cirque du Soleil, big deal! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3643 Looks can be deceiving, can sharks masquerade as porpoises? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3644 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3645 I found the dolphins! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3646 It's called the 'Busby Berkeley Effect'. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3647 Look Peter! The Porpoise Precision Pantomime Players are practicing their performance again! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3648 The result of legalizing marijuana on the island 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3649 It must be a mirage. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3650 An independent study discovers that a strict diet of Mahi-Mahi can cause hallucinations 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3651 I'm in the mood for a tuna fish sandwich 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
3652 I've heard of copycats, but copydolphins? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3653 Pyramids cannot hold up for long, and they should know better. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3654 Our island is much more stable than theirs. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3655 I said we need purpose not porpoise! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3656 Well finally, a Supreme Court that can decide things 4/3 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3657 It could be worse. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3658 There is something fishy going on here. Very fishy. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3659 Maybe they will take us home. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3660 It must get really boring around here after a while 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3661 If that's what this island is made of, then I'm in the water. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3662 I spy some purposely posing Porpoises. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3663 People around you change and act based on how you behave. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3664 "Imitation is the highest form of Flattery",....... I still feel like they are mocking our little Island ! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3665 We should stop eating dolphin sashimi, Gary. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3666 Guess that seals the deal. 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
3667 I think help is here! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3668 Wake me up when they start dropping coconuts. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3669 I cannot wait for this viral video thing to be over with. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3670 Thank you for the sincere flattery. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3671 I wish we were over there on Carnival's private island. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3672 I think they've beaten us in the Romanesque Column Capital category. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3673 Either I'm hallucinating or we're being mocked by escapees from SeaWorld. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3674 "I feel like we have no porpoise anymore". 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3675 My god I am bored 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3676 Purposeless. Porpoiseful! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3677 Who knew that dolphins are mimics with a sense of humour? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3678 I can buy cavorting. But this is cruel. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3679 I don't know why, but I just came to wonder - is there a purpose to our lives? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3680 I'm not flattered! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3681 They know Art Deco will captivate the cruise crowd. 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
3682 Well at least some of us are concerned about rising sea levels. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3683 They're only happy because they have the Wi-Fi password. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3684 They seem to think this is Sea World. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3685 I liked being stranded before the Sea World expats--damn show-offs! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3686 At least they stopped doing that damned gigolo cheer 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3687 Do you think the neocortex and cerebral cortex of the bottlenose dolphins are particularly large with convoluted folds similar to those found in human brains and strongly associated with intelligence? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3688 Do you do card tricks? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3689 Great art class models this week! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3690 Don't you sometimes feel like life is utterly without porpoise? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3691 Smart-ASS is more like it! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3692 I thought there was only one Flipper. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3693 I can't stand it, they have all the luck, even if there is a high tide. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3694 They were part of Cirque du Soleil's underwater troop .. we may be able to teach them to spell out S-O-S. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3695 Do you think they're mock fish? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3696 Land! err... Dolphin HO!! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3697 I said “Aix île” , not exile. Even THEY understand! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3698 Ah...dolphins ain't so smart. 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
3699 Sure, it seems odd, but I bet from the right angle they would look just like us on this island. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3700 They're making fun of us. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3701 Ever hear of the marine mammal mocking mirror revue? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3702 Either I am hallucinating or we are marooned at Discovery Cove in Orlando. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3703 Mom always told me that flattery had a porpoise in life! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3704 ...and there are women on it. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3705 Quit talking about Sea World. Wishing won't make it happen. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3706 Look, those jellyfish are spelling something out over there...'Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.' 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3707 Next time maybe a more helpful message in that bottle, eh, friend? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3708 Oh, great. Mimic Dolphins. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3709 I TOLD YOU ISLAND LIFE WON'T BE BORING. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3710 Hey Al, I think I'm suffering from Post Flipper Syndrome! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3711 Teamwork makes the dream work. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3712 Did we buy tickets for cirque del dolfin? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3713 Do I still have time to change my vote for best mannequin challenge? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3714 Get on my sea level. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3715 I feel like fish tonight. What about you? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3716 Quick, act like you're a pizza. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3717 Sincerest forms of flattery speaking, right now I'd settle for rescue rather than imitation. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3718 Don't look, it makes 'em nuts 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3719 And you thought my degree in oceanography would never come in handy. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3720 I think we are about to be rescued by a group of unemployed Atlantic City casino workers 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3721 I’m waiting for the turtle. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3722 Those damn mockerels are at it again... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3723 Craving human meat, the dolphins sprang into action 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3724 No man is an island... 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3725 She doesn't even look like me. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3726 Remember when I said, 'wanna switch sides' and you said, 'kiss my ass'? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3727 Great.The Russian judge is gonna love this. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3728 I don't care if they have no scales and will consider them Kosher, let's eat 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3729 By golly, they're copying our pod cast. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3730 I'm starting to think National Geographic just make it up as they go. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3731 Hey Earl - I think the sharks are trying to tell us something! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3732 What we call synchronized swimming, they probably call cheerleading. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3733 Hey! That's my likeness! Cease and desist! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3734 The winner will be announced soon. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3735 Oh yeah, if I were hallucinating would there be an alternate dolphin universe mirroring our every move? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3736 Wow, they are great at charades, but lousy at finding rescue. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3737 I miss my iPad. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3738 I didn't realize we were zoned for Entertainment. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3739 Thar she blows 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3740 Copy Cats or Dolphins? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3741 That reminds me, I think I left the iron on. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3742 Looks like the neighbors copied our Christmas decorations again. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3743 Make fun . . .we'll have you for dinner! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3744 I like when they do the doggy. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3745 Imitation is the sincerest form of fishery 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3746 I think we're near Sea World. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3747 Cultural collision course 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3748 I told you dolphins are intelligent. I just didn't know they are mocking jerks. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3749 Who knew they were mime artists? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3750 Next summer I vote we go to Europe. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3751 Performance art can truly reflect on our sorry existence... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3752 Wow, the sun really must be getting to me! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3753 The smell will kill us before starvation. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3754 I think it's time to merge the tribes. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3755 I guess you'd call it dinner theater at the Mirage? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3756 It's so sad---Sea World phased them out... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3757 Hey, I visualize us in a better place right now! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3758 One of us needs work. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3759 No, you're not hallucinating... for whatever the reason, the porpoises have made us part of their tableau vivant. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3760 Yes, but are they blue? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3761 " Hey Mike, yeah Fred? Im so hungry the trees are looking fish. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3762 All dressed up and no where to go 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3763 Ya know, there may be more intelligent life here than where we should be going! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3764 Looks like migrating is more enjoyable than immigrating. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3765 Bloody cheek! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3766 It's a mock island. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3767 At least our island doesn't smell like dolphin. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3768 Now only if we could make our island spell HELP. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3769 Quick! How can we look like a rescue boat? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3770 Do you think they are now genetically predisposed to entertain us,or are they making fun? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3771 The dolphins are amusing, but now I'm craving mock turtle soup. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3772 And you said we should vacation in Las Vegas! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3773 Shamu-wannabes! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3774 No, not after watching "The Cove" 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3775 What did you say Sea World did with their killer whales when they shut down the show? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3776 My hallucinations are not on porpoise are they? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3777 I think they're beating us at the Mannequin Challenge. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3778 You give me purpose everyday -- You give me porpoise in every way 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3779 I never realized the irony of porpoises was so drenched in irony. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3780 Supposedly, they're quite intelligent. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3781 So that's what big data looks like. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3782 The dolphins are mocking us but I always look forward to the show. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3783 Please tell me 'escaped the mannequin challenge' isn't the only thing left on our 'pro' list. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3784 I didn't know they could reproduce that way. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3785 We've been invited for dinner at a nearby island. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3786 Looks like California's legalized marijuana. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3787 Stop watching, man! We have no fish to pay for this, and even sharks know that nobody stiffs a dolphin. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3788 Those 'clowns of the sea' sure like to punch down. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3789 I thought SeaWorld closed down their shows? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3790 Don't look ... it's the Seaworld Travelling Show ... they'll never leave. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3791 I don't understand why all tuna isn't dolphin safe 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3792 I think they are doing that on porpoise 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3793 Maybe they have coconuts!! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3794 Do you click and whistle like a dolphin? Now's the time. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3795 Doppelganger. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3796 It's one of those Icelandic public art things. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3797 There is nothing very entertaing to look at since my cell phone battery ran out of charge 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3798 Does Cirque du Soleil have a dolphin rehabilitation program? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3799 They finally broke out of the R.I.P formation. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3800 I wish they'd get closer. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3801 I never saw this at Seaworld. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3802 I know I asked for a flotilla, but this is ridiculous. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3803 It looks like dinner to me. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3804 That's one way to spend the time while waiting to be discovered. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3805 I'm thinkn' seafood for dinner. 1.1296 0.06500 54 50 1 3
3806 Oh, great ... Sealand dolphins! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3807 Either they're mocking us or practicing for the next Olympic games. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3808 We have no choice in the matter, but those two look to be stranded on porpoise. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3809 Showoffs...they must think were filming Castaway 2. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3810 I've always suspected dolphins are unreconstructed satiric optimists. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3811 I can tell that we'll grow to like this place. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3812 At least some of us can swim away. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3813 I'd prefer sharks. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3814 If they really want to be helpful, they'd swim out and find someone to rescue us. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3815 They'll do whatever I tell them. Cool, huh? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3816 Perspective is everything 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3817 Friendly, sure, everyone knows they're friendly. But who ever thought they could be this entertaining? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3818 They're known as the Flying Wallendas of synchronized swimming. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3819 I'm not quite sure they're paying attention. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3820 Esther Wiliams would be proud... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3821 So Tres outre and yet banal. Was Jeff Koons here last night? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3822 Well, I think I'm seeing a mannequin challenge. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3823 Assume the formation so they don't notice us! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3824 I believe they are mocking us as superior life. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3825 If only they'd learn how to rotate and fan us. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3826 I'd heard that they were great mimics. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3827 What porpoise does this serve Marino? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3828 Didn't an aquatic circus cruise ship get shipwrecked recently? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3829 Now what's wrong!! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3830 I've never wanted tuna fish so badly in my life. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3831 Tell them to go back to Sea World! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3832 At least they didn't go for the family name in gold letters. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3833 I think their making fun of us. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3834 Don't tell me...you're seeing a dolphin mirage. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3835 Why would I want to look at something just like this island? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3836 They're a volunteer group providing entertainment to reduce stress! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3837 Do you get the feeling that they are mocking us? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3838 Give them a mackerel and they'll never leave. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3839 It's deja vu all over again. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3840 Conway, someone's making fun of us. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3841 When pigs fly... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
3842 Entertaining...? No, I think they are mocking us! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
3843 Dolphins suck at satire. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
3844 Who knew they'd be so good at truth or dare. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
3845 bruh, their mocking us. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
3846 You need to shave. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
3847 Poised for purpose 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3848 No, It's got to be a Banksy. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3849 Well, I think the whole thing is kinda fishy. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
3850 I think this species is in danger, Ed. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
3851 They’re pantomiming, ‘Global warming will flood your island.’ 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
3852 Jake, is there any porpoise to our life on a desert island? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3853 They can even mime. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3854 Aren't dolphins clever? They're singing, "Let Me Entertain You" from "Gypsy". 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3855 Everything is more balanced out here 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3856 Let's see your tap-dance routine. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3857 Dolphobolus! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3858 I told you not to drink the salt water again Frank... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3859 Who says dolphins can't empathize? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3860 You said you didn't feel challenged anymore. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3861 Well, I don't think they're very funny! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3862 They must be Parrot Dolphins. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3863 Okay, I get it. There is a downside to evolution; but do they have to keep mocking us? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3864 They sure jumped through hoops to do that. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3865 Tarter sauce... Tarter sauce... My kingdom for some tarter sauce... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3866 Well, I guess this is the last Dolphin Encounter I'll ever experience. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3867 What's the porpoise of this? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3868 Welcome to our full emersion dolphin language class. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3869 I hope that someone gets my message in a bottlenose. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3870 Clear blue undrinkable water, fruitless tree, sun-kissed sand scorching me - I feel nature mocking my plight... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3871 Actually, they're porpoises. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3872 Ooohhh...Ahhh... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3873 They claim they started the Mannequin Challenge craze. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3874 At least they won't starve to death. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3875 They seem a bit stand-offish 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3876 "Out here the show comes before the meal...AND THAT'S US!! 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3877 What do you suppose the porpoise of this is? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3878 Five, six, seven, eight! Who do we appreciate? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3879 Mereswine, schmearshine, I wanna see the dancing girls! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3880 On second thought, it could be worse.... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3881 I think their cartoonist must have taken some crazy improv class. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3882 Look it's dolphins taking the mannequin challenge! 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3883 No rescue boat, just those bottlenosed copy-cats again. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3884 Hey, Bubba, check out the knockers on these mermaids. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3885 I think it's an operetta. Is there an HMS Semaphore? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3886 Those sperm whale could really use me. You don't mind, do you sweetheart? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3887 Quit worrying so much, we must be close to SeaWorld. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3888 they are mocking and taunting us 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3889 Hey Harry, I think there is something fishy going on! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3890 We'll tell them we eight dolphins to survive. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3891 Wait! I've seen this troupe before. In the next act they become a boat and take us to shore. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3892 Do you think we could do that? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3893 I sense that they are sympathetic to our situation. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3894 They are evolving mockery! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3895 I can't tell whether those are dolphins, or porpoises. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3896 Mirror Mirror of the Sea, who's the prettiest palm tree of them all? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3897 Mirror, Mirror on the wall, which one is Flipper, after all? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3898 I guess that island identifies as dolphins. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3899 I do believe they are porpoisely mimicking us. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3900 Man: This isn't helpful. Dolphins: This isn't helpful. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3901 Do you think they're doing it on porpoise?" "Dolphinitely. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3902 I forget; which one has the bottlenose; porpoises or dolphins? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3903 They were using a self-stick before. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3904 Take a look at the artists won the NEA grant. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3905 But thanks to this, I'm beginning to see porpoise in life. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3906 Bob, these dolphins must be from Sea World. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3907 I wish they'd echo-locate their little island elsewhere. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3908 Nice try, however we are not impressed. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3909 They seem friendly. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3910 Don't let them con you into another stupid feat Michael! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3911 "I think one just said na na na poo-poo". 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3912 I guess they're right. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3913 Answering their questions about postmodernism looks like a dead end. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3914 They're mammals too. But humans? There goes the neighborhood! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3915 Those dolphins are being really shady. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3916 Look out. It's a trap. They're carnivorous. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3917 Hey Larry! Remind me when we get back home to punch the guy that said "dolphins are the smartest animal in the world". 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3918 Wow, Cirque du Porpoise is in town. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3919 Yes I only eat dolphin safe tuna also. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3920 hey dude are you also seeing this 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3921 Oh great. Eight mocking fish for neighbors. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3922 Mannequin Challenge on point. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3923 Are you teasing us on porpois? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3924 Steuben? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3925 The Dolphins have spoken. We're doomed! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3926 What is the porpoise of mocking us? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3927 I always knew my life was in need of a guiding porpoise. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3928 Sure looks fishy to me ! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3929 Even the dolphins are mocking us now. So much for my support of dolphin safe tuna. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3930 No worries. Global warming isn't real either. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3931 I think we've had enough time alone to reflect 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3932 You ran down our cell phone battery taking video of their Mannequin Challenge? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3933 They're screwing with our heads. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3934 Lassie may not have been smart enough to reimagine Mummenschanz, but she'd get help. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3935 I can't believe someone designed a prosthetic flipper for these jerks. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3936 All I said was the mahi-mahi was delicious. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3937 Look at these descendants of Trump mocking at us as if we are disabled reporters! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3938 I'm pretty sure these guys don't belong to the common dolphin species. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3939 They're dolphins, not fish. We can't eat them. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3940 They always said dolphins show great empathy. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3941 "Mirage , Mirage , on the sea " ....... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3942 "Now that's an eye-pod!". 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3943 They must have have misheard when I said, "Art imitates life." 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3944 Over the years Pilobolus has gone from innovative to downright annoying! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3945 I think I know which part of bread and circuses they're offering. We have to choose between parody and comic relief. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3946 Have you ever been to SeaWorld? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3947 Why are you pouting? They are giving a beautiful show just for us! 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3948 I thought something seemed fishy about it.... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3949 Dolphins have more advanced mirror neurons than we do! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3950 I must have missed this part in "The Cove." 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3951 Are they mocking us? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3952 Mimicry mimicry mock, the fish put up a stalk. Throw them a rock, watch them fall off. Mimicry mimicry mock. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3953 Look- the guys on the other island got rescued by a shark; some people get all the luck. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3954 Their either playing a game of charades or just making fun of us. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3955 They're really very sincere about it. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3956 I hope we can find a common porpoise. 1.1154 0.06530 52 49 0 3
3957 Stranded in the ocean, mirage transforms to new phenomenon known as a "fishage". 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3958 IIIIIIIIt's TRUMPtime!!! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3959 Uh... Jim? We've been on this island too long. I'm starting to see things. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3960 I caught their act at SeaWorld last year. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3961 No help for us. They've just escaped from The Aquarium of the PACIFIC 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3962 Nowadays Hollywood is everywherer. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3963 Don't look now but I think there is a school of camouflage sharks coming this way! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3964 Thompson, your'e fired! Now, make like a tree and get outta here! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3965 You know, being vegan is not as boring as they say 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3966 Dolphinum kitschii 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3967 Do you ever get the feeling someone's watching you? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3968 THEY'RE NOT THE COAST GUARD, BUT THEY'RE CLEVER! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3969 It's worse than you think. We're in Seaworld. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3970 Alright already, so we voted for all democrats...don't rub it in! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3971 Oh yeah right, a Porpoise Tree! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3972 Dolphins: You didn't see anything... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3973 Who needs "SeaWorld"? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3974 No man is an island... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3975 Look! Lunch has never been this entertaining. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3976 It's perfect...and I'm sorry that I ate all that tuna... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3977 I believe we were stranded here on porpoise 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3978 You're gonna need a bigger island. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3979 Do you think they're mocking us? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3980 They may not be able to talk, but they can sure troll. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3981 Roger, see? I told you if we rewarded them with fish treats, we'd change their natural behavior. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3982 Jeez..And I thought CATS could do Amazing Balancing Acts 1.1154 0.06530 52 49 0 3
3983 Glad to see Cirque Du Soleil is finally embracing aquatic mammals. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3984 Wow, I never knew Cirque Du Soleil had a water show! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3985 Now they're doing it on porpoise. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3986 Not rescuers they're rescue monitors. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3987 Darling, would you mind if I have some 'me time'? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3988 amidst the ocean people still believe we are stronger together 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3989 I think they misunderstood it was just a Disney cruise. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3990 Here come our rescue dolphins. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3991 The South Seas Synchronized Swimming Dolphins score a 10 while playing with stranded folk. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3992 Never cry dolphin... 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
3993 PETA should see this. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3994 Something fishy is going on over there! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3995 Porpoise Dilecti 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3996 No, silly, it's a mirage. Sharks can't be that smart. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3997 There's still no rescue on the horizon, just a derivative school. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
3998 Ever wonder what dolphins taste like to other dolphins? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
3999 You think you're so smart? Can you do this? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4000 Of course they were trained. Try Spanish. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4001 Let us entertain you! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4002 They're literally begging for your favorite road rage gesture. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4003 I don't know about you, but I am not feeling flattered. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4004 Oh look, they're building another island for more castaways. We'll have some company! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4005 No cocoanuts. Must be Ladies Night. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4006 did they learn that from trump university ha ha probably not that was a scam #feelthebern2016 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4007 They're part of the Dolphin Synchronous Swimming team. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4008 Now, how do we get them to imitate a boat without being able to build a boat? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4009 They're mocking us. I can hear that dolphin laugh times seven. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4010 Frank, you're not doing it right. The human looks more surprised. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4011 I could be their manager and agent if I had a contract agreement with us. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4012 And you had to paddle to this one! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4013 It's a shame. These dolphins are so unimaginative. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4014 I'm beginning to think you're doing that on porpoise. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4015 I suddenly have a craving for dolphin fin soup 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
4016 Feel like sushi tonight? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4017 Let's get it on. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4018 Would love to have some popcorn with this show. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4019 So, they ditch their job of holding up our world to practice pluralistic acro cheer? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4020 We never talk anymore...it's like you're distracted on porpoise. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4021 Honey, look! I think I've found the porpoise of life. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
4022 The Imitation Game 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4023 The dolphins have invented yet another Olympic sport: Synchronized Imitation. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4024 Wanna see our porpoise imitation? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4025 Something's fishy about the island. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4026 I just can't put my finger on it, but I think there is something fishy going on here. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4027 Hey, I've got a great idea for a lampstand. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4028 Remember when you told them to make like a tree? Nice work as always. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4029 Should not have eaten the brown acid. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4030 You wouldn't think bringing us some fish would be such a hard sell. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4031 Unfair. We need to call a lawyer. That was our idea. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4032 Try making those beeping sounds. Maybe they'll get help. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4033 Why did they give me the dolphin with the longest snout? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4034 Maybe life still does have a porpoise. - 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4035 Those are some meme porpoises. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4036 The Sea World training came in handy. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4037 Don't these porpoises know when to quit? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
4038 Fish mimicry. Who knew? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4039 "Please stop trying to cheer us up about being stranded by performing a mannequin challenge". 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4040 It would be nice if I could watch a dolphin water show before I die... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4041 It's entertainment, to them..... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4042 They will be leaving soon; they are just showing off. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4043 Did you order that animal act you saw on Amazon? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4044 Hey, Jimmy, I have a million-dollar idea for when we get back. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4045 We can really learn a lot about teamwork from our neighbors. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4046 Like I was saying. "This is a fine kettle of fish" is just a human expression. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4047 Even out here we can't get away from the mannequin challenge 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4048 What kind of team do you think they cheerlead for? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4049 Do you sea what I sea? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4050 Dave thought the island looked fishy, but thought there must be a purpoise for its presence... 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4051 Are they making fun of us or is that an SOS? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4052 Two responses to rising sea levels 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4053 This is the worst trip ever. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4054 Where's Flipper when you need him? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4055 *Thick Brooklyn Accent* "At long last, I found my porpoise in life." 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4056 Ignore them. They just want a treat, otherwise what's their porpoise? 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4057 I've never seen a island so alive 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4058 They must know about eminent domain. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4059 It's the Climate Chage!! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4060 They are still not smiling? Must be Democrats. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4061 What was name of your friend at Sea World? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4062 All dolphins go to tax haven? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4063 They must have more travel points. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4064 Nice try guys, but our noses aren't that big! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4065 They need to lose weight in the trunk. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4066 See you later. I'm going to try a Water-bnb. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4067 I said lets do a Dolphins game. Not lets do 8 dolphins. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4068 You ready to have some fun? Dol-fun? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4069 Look, Bob!!! I told you we'd find them! It's the rare genus Dolphinidae Mockingand-Laughingatus! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4070 Do you think there's any chance we could get a lift? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4071 I decide what is ridiculous on this island! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4072 Clearly we lost the Bellagio contest.... 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4073 Something's fishy about the island. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4074 I thought you said going to SeaWorld would be fun. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4075 Look honey! They're trying to help! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4076 No Scott, you're drunk. This is the only island we foun......what. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4077 Now, that's just uncalled for! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4078 Are you sure you entered "See the world?" 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4079 Yeah it looks fishy, but we need a break from each other. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4080 Hey Fred! Looks there's a circus in the middle of the ocean. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4081 Whatever happened to the good dolphins of yore that actually transported stranded people? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4082 Well, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4083 How cheery! Sign language. They want to be our friends. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4084 According to the polls I'm witnessing the impossible 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4085 I always thought that shark-infested island meant something different. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4086 Whoever trained them in tableau vivant is just cruel. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4087 What I wouldn't give for a dolphin taco. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4088 Are you sure it's the Palm Sunday today? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4089 Don't be flattered, dear. They're just fish. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4090 Mime Dolphins, what a bunch of smartasses. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4091 Our island should be flattered i suppose 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4092 Well, they must be renters. There is no stability in that situation. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4093 Dolphin Tangrams - The stranded on a desert island expansion pack. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4094 Hey, the dolphins are mocking us again. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4095 How cute!!! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4096 Sometimes I look out at the vast ocean around us and Marlin Stadium comes to mind. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4097 You guys ever think about going out for the synchronized swimming team? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4098 Let me guess -- Henri Matisse or Guy Harvey? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4099 Are they doing that on porpoise just to taunt us? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4100 The ballet just hasn't been the same since the we walked from the Paris Agreement. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4101 We couldn't ask for better cheerleaders. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4102 Now don’t overreact, Georges, but I’m beginning to think your Kelp and Sandworm Roulade was past its use-by date. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4103 Imitation before annihilation 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4104 I wish I could shout 'land ahoy' ! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4105 This is what we get for drinking Trump water. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4106 They say 'Imitation is the best form of flattery' but I wish they could do something more helpful to our situation! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4107 Seems a little fishy to me. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4108 Total empathy! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4109 Duuuuuuuude, am I trippin out or is that palm tree made of dolphins..." "Shut up Kevin 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4110 I think we weren't the only ones not to catch any fish recently. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4111 Do you think we should try to blend in? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4112 As the smartest animal species on the planet, we'll figure out a way off our island first 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4113 Aren't those the guys from the hotel design competition? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4114 Just don't take a dip. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4115 dolphingänger eyeland ahoy 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4116 I fear they will beat us up as soon as they realise we don't have fish to pay 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4117 Imitation is the best form of flattery. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4118 I told you we shouldn't go all inclusive. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4119 I think they're escapees from Sea World! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4120 Dolphins imitating marooned life. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4121 Maybe if we throw them a fish they'll leave us alone. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4122 Those castaway reenactors are taunting us again. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4123 Riding the waves of isolationism 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4124 'look harold it's that flying circus again.' 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4125 Does that island look Fishy to you? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4126 "Swimming With Dolphins" will send a rescue boat... 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4127 They read 'The Porpoise Driven Life'. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4128 No, I don't agree that the universe has forgotten about us--but does it view our situation with a sympathetic heart? That's yet to be decided. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4129 Now I really think less of Sea World. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4130 This must be the famous dolphin mime gang. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4131 The guys upstairs are giving me a headache. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4132 I think they want to play to the mirror game 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4133 Do you think they're making fun of us? Because they are free to leave, we are stuck on this small piece of island. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4134 They adapted to demands of the post-modern world. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4135 Catch you on the flipper side 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4136 I told you before, its all in your head. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4137 Watch out. She's pollinating. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4138 Maybe if we learned to support each other, we would live as long as they do. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4139 You know those dolphins that escaped from the sea park? I think they're mocking us. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4140 I just got an idea for a cartoon. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4141 The Flying Balenas are in town 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4142 Would you mind if I deserted you right now? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4143 Are you synchronized, too? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4144 Bob, this makes as much sense as Hilary emailing from Trump's golden toilet. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4145 Why couldn’t we have been marooned on Busby Berkeley Island? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4146 I'm beginning to think we have been here a bit too long!! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4147 Phony Island! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4148 How much did we have to pay to see this Dolphin Show? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4149 They look more cruel than playful. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4150 Well, that's a tweet we'll never see again. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4151 We get as far away from Trump as possible and now the dolphins mock us? 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4152 Nah, I don't feel very flattered. You? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4153 Quick, grab that tree and bend it into the form of a raft...no, an airplane! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4154 Jeb, remember that low cloud that looked like an isle? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4155 Anyone have new thoughts on our perennial problem? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4156 We did it. I guess man can mimic dolphins. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4157 Copy cats! Copy cats! Oh, I mean Copy dolphins! Copy dolphins! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4158 What does their tableau represent? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4159 Looks 'n smells fishy to me! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4160 Are you still wearing that Sea World polo? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4161 Let's just palm down. They did that on porpoise. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4162 It's like....get your own cliche. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4163 You can't judge a mammal on it's ability to imitate a tree. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4164 If they're selling a coffee-table book of this show, then we've GOT to get back to civilization! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4165 Porpoiseful synchronized show off. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4166 I think we have a whale of a problem. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4167 Nice gesture on her part, but I would have preferred the bonus. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4168 Technically, there's nothing fishy about that island! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4169 You didn't vote for Trump, either? 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4170 Hush Bobby, don't say a word, and you're going to see a mockingfish. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4171 Okay, message in the bottlenose looks pretty darn good; let's send 'er out to sea. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4172 What is my porpoise? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4173 We've been here to long. I'm hallucinating. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4174 Hey look! The Imitation Game Fish. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4175 Isn't there something about the sincerest form of flattery? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4176 Hey Carl, remember when we ate those brownies and you said there might be a universe out there that is NOT made up of entirely dolphins..... 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4177 Wow, those dolphins are sincerely flattering us. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4178 We're not worthy. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4179 They're stealing our thunder. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4180 Flipper wouldn't do that. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4181 Oscar Wilde sent a bouquet again. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4182 That Flipper Fountain is making me thirsty! 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4183 So much for your discounted trip to Sea World. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4184 Quick! Which is a political party and which is a bunch of dolphins?! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4185 You have gone insane, Stanley! That is not an illusion, caused by the bending and reflection of light rays. It's a damn dolphin show! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4186 What I would do for a bottleneck dolphin right now. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4187 I always wanted a big family 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
4188 Wait, what? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
4189 Ooh, this is awkward. We didn't think you guys were going to be here. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4190 Hey, checkout that dolphinium bouquet. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4191 You'll never believe what I seeing. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4192 The mimics are back with a new one...Very cute. Perhaps next week they'll see a rescue boat... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4193 I said, 'I'd like to live a more purposeful life.' Why do you ask? 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
4194 Hey- Bob, there something fishy going on over there. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4195 If they formed a fully stocked frig, would it be real or a mirage? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4196 Look at those copy-dolphins! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4197 What are they doing? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4198 Are you your blubber's keeper? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
4199 Something appears fishy, to me! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
4200 It must be something in the water There must be something in the water. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4201 Maybe they were cartoonists in a past life. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4202 Something's fishy. 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
4203 Their ability to reenact a whale surfacing was uncanny but what did it mean? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4204 I came here to get away from the mass of artists seeking my approval. And you? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4205 Visions of dolphins are dancing in my head...it must be Christmas! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
4206 Dolphin their name, mocking us is their game. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4207 I thought we had it bad... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4208 Tell 'em to just get lost or I'll personally wipe the freaking smiles off their oh-so-cute little faces 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
4209 They're gluttons for punishment. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4210 Would a 'safe space,' some Play-Doh, and a warm puppy work better? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4211 They're also incredible showoffs 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4212 Am I hallucinating or is that a many mahimahi tree? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4213 Copy-Cat Fish 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4214 I think we're imitating them correct guys. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4215 " Yep, we're the same". 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4216 SeaWorld was right. These dolphins are pretty smart! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4217 We seem to be lacking a sense of porpoise. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4218 And we rely on each other, ah ha From one lover to another, ah ha 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4219 I think you meant, “Hey, look at those porpoises mocking our impending deaths.” That's a porpoise beak. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4220 There is no need to sulk just because they have a cooler desert island. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4221 If we get off this island I'm going to try a mahi-mahi diet! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4222 Wow, the one that's you even manages to look a bit peaky! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4223 They may be trying to contact us, but do we really want going back home? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4224 I think we are being mocked for not eating that porpoise free tuna? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4225 Once in 'show-biz' always in 'show-biz!' 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4226 We've been left behind in adaptation evolution. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4227 I don't think they are doing that accidently. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4228 Come on, buddy,smile..It could be the shark group-n-grab. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4229 When you said we're going to SeaWorld, I didn't think of this. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4230 Do you think they know that imitation is the greatest form of flattery? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4231 It's not the Wells Fargo wagon, that's for sure. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4232 They say they're very intelligent but they seem to think this is Seaworld. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4233 Okay, ladies, now let's get in formation. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4234 Cheerleaders attempt to generate some enthusiasm from a couple of Miami football fans 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4235 #MimicThemChallenge 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4236 Reckon a day at least 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4237 I say let's keep trying. I saw some money in their beach bag. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4238 And we can do it better 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4239 They're palming off their mimicking ability on porpoise. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4240 Quick, grab the camera. Oh wait, there's no porpoise. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4241 Do you remember when there was a talk that you would have flashbacks after taking acid? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4242 What do you propose? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4243 oi-vey! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4244 Somewhere off the coast of West Palm Beach "Uh... Joe? Are we being mocked by dolphins?" "Yeah. They heard about the election. Guess we're not as evolved as we thought." 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4245 They were always a close knit family 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4246 True to life genealogy tree 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4247 If only we could find a way to get back to shore ... 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4248 Those zany fish make this whole thing worth it. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4249 I hate it when I'm in a Douglas Adams novel. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4250 MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4251 hm think those dolphins are dtf??? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4252 I get it now. SeaWorld is a charade. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4253 I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4254 I'm not in the mood for Sea World. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4255 True artists! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4256 I've had about enough of the mockery from our neighbors. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4257 Seems we really can't get away from tract housing. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4258 If only the next island was made of tuna. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4259 It's pretty, but I can't shake the feeling they're trying to distract and divide us. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4260 The dolphin show at the water park will never be the same after this. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4261 They're trying to tell us we need more "porpoise" in our lives. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4262 On humanitarian grounds. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4263 That gives me an idea... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4264 Boy, have they got your number! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4265 They appear to have been cast out of the Octopus's Garden. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4266 Let's swim over and take a look. We don't have a lot of choices. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4267 Maybe mahi mahi isn't such a good idea for dinner after all. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4268 It roughly translates to 'eh-ne-ne-ne-neh-neh'. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4269 A classic case of "Dolphin see, dolphin do." 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4270 It's like we never left SeaWorld. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4271 Honey, there something real fishy going on over there... 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4272 what a palm fraud 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4273 Charlie, come here quickly, you have to see this. While you have been sitting there sulking, I have been training the dolphins, … you know they are the smartest animals, … and now they are mocking us, … imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4274 dolphin mimes 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4275 I can think of at least 10,000 things you should have brought instead. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4276 They're mocking us. What do you think - laugh or cry? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4277 They seem to want to swim with us. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4278 Escapees from Marine World I imagine 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4279 I'm keeping my 9:00am appointment with Dr. Finklestein. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4280 Hey Charlie, look, fish with good taste! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4281 Oh look, it's your evolutionary family tree 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4282 The mocking makos are at it again. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4283 They personalized their island! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4284 They want to know how we like living in Sea World. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4285 King Neptunes version of "Monkey see Monkey do". 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4286 Fish see, fish do ! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4287 Did you know dolphins are A-Holes, I mean Mammals too? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4288 Intelligence equals mockery 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4289 Hey Sam, remember that hallucination when I thought you were on this island with me?... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4290 Weird, but they couldn't do it without a lot of porpoise. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4291 Wow, isolationism is finally a thing. Who knew? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4292 Wow! I see why you were All-Ocean champions! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4293 I have an idea for a great book title, "Lilly in the Sea with Dolphins." 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4294 and they say dolphins are smart 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4295 They're doing that on porpoise! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4296 You can choose to disbelieve or you can look on the bright side of life. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4297 Why build a canoe when you can teach these idiots a cute trick? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4298 I should never have 'mooed' that cow last week. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4299 What a bunch of piss-takers. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4300 Relax. Jack Hanna says they're vegetarians. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4301 Hey Charlie. I think I finally see the porpoise in synchronized swimming!! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4302 Oh well, it's nothing original.. just same old, same old. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4303 Ok, and the third debate on whether there are living things within 10 miles begins!" "Also,a special preview on the debate for 'will we die of hunger or boredom?'. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4304 I think we found Snowflake 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4305 looks pretty fishy to me...there goes the neighborhood... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4306 Maybe it's the delirium kicking in but I think I see a ship behind those dolphins. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4307 Well, at least one Bush got elected president! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4308 I know drinking sea water is bad for you, but I do see certain visual benefits. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4309 No, I'm sure they're mocking us on porpoise. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4310 What if Maslin drew Mermaids instead of Dolphins. Now there is a CAPTION! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4311 I believe it has something to do with mirror neurons! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4312 Our porpoise fans. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4313 Sharks imitating life, on porpoise. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4314 remember when you said dolphins are smart and compassionate? you were wrong. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4315 Really? You have no porpoise in mocking us. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4316 Am I hallucinating? I finally lost my mind. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4317 uoy kcuf. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4318 No way they can plank. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4319 The tree-trunk guy looks like Tommy Tune, don't you think? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4320 I think I see some mirror dolphins. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4321 I wonder if they're good to eat? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4322 Say Dolph...in giving it further thought, they ARE mocking us on porpoise! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4323 Sure, I have to support you guys, but they have a tree. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4324 With the polar ice caps melted and the age of dolphins underway, only time will tell whether their copying act stops short of the policies that put us on this island. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4325 I give up... seriously, what's the porpoise in trying?! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4326 I don't think very highly of you, but you must have impressed somebody. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4327 Swell, if it isn't L'Avant Garde Ecole Dauphins! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4328 The gravity of their position and ours, is ill-fated. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4329 Jerry is it me, or do these dolphins somehow know you're a dolphin trainer? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4330 When porpoises run away to join the circus. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4331 They are back again with they're mocking dolphin sense of humor. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4332 What's the penalty for taunting? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4333 The guy from Human Resources said adversity would trigger our creative drive... But I feel like a fish out of water. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4334 This island is getting very dorsolet 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4335 shh, stay still. We can't be a meal, just float on by 1.0816 0.05712 49 47 0 2
4336 . . . and I thought Busby Berkeley was dead. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4337 We need a better backstory. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4338 I will be impressed with Flipper's kids when they stop showing off how smart they are and call 911 without getting their cell phones wet. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4339 No, not on purpose... 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4340 This island is getting very dorsolet 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4341 Dost thou mock me? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4342 Actually I said lets flag the dolphins. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4343 I should have remembered we just legalized marijuana brownies 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4344 The moment you realize you're dolphinished 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4345 "Privilege" makes sense now. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4346 Sea World really flipped this time! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4347 We need a few more on our side for synchronized swimming. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4348 look, I know it's unproductive – and I know we've talked it to death – but I really really fucking hate those guys 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4349 Cute trick, but I'm not sharing my fish. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4350 Esther, is that you? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4351 Ordinarily I'd chalk this up to theatrics but they're clearly mocking us. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4352 It's how they have sex. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4353 A palm tree nice, now can get one of you go back to Sea World and bring somebody back here? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4354 OMG! We've been stuck here so long I am beginning to hallucinate and see reruns of the Flipper TV series! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4355 Ok, well now this seems porpoiseful. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4356 They're doing the mannequin challenge again. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4357 Do you think any of them are single ? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4358 Maybe , they know the copy cats . 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4359 Finally, I can appreciate Marineland. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4360 I believe they got the picture. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4361 Look, they got a new guy on top since the last time we were stranded here. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4362 Are we going to turn into dolphins too? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4363 Suddenly I hate the King of the Sea. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4364 We were just playing Pokemon go. Now our group is swimming away. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4365 Oh, relax. The exit polls are still showing they'll re-arrange into a life raft. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4366 Mike, watch the show." "They might try and talk to me. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4367 Well... you can say this is a very fishy situation we're stuck in 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4368 you can create what you want to be if your not it yet! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4369 What cheek! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4370 There he goes, showing off again. Must be a new fish in town. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4371 Steven, help! How do we tell them a puppy formation is their only hope against humans? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4372 I never miss a trick. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4373 Okay, everyone keep holding your breath, we're almost in the clear. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4374 Porpoise. Mocking us again. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4375 If dolphins are really so smart, why aren't they staying at a Holiday Inn Express? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4376 What's the porpoise of this? We know you guys are smarter than us. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4377 What the heck. I'm staring to see things and it's not a mirage. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4378 Hey Ted. I know you are bored with this game but we won. I did not say 'Simon Says' first. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4379 Where do you think the expression "Fish out of water" came from? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4380 Hillary’s Island. Donald’s Island. Which way to Gilligan’s Island? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4381 You were right, we didn't need a mirror on this trip 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4382 I think the new neighbor is Jacques Cousteau. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4383 Well, at least they're not doing it on porpoise. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4384 Humans, "Cute, but maybe we can teach them how to swim." Dolphins, "I don't get it, why don't they just swim off the island?" 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4385 Are we near Sea World? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4386 Not that it matters, but arte povera might be coming back... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4387 Since the dolphins heard about the Trump win, their performance art has turned into rank mockery. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4388 Very clever....that's only a plastic fish tree. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4389 They're doing that on porpoise. Is it a sign? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4390 Some people... 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4391 That's certainly mocking with a porpoise. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4392 Plageraism! Everyone does it these days. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4393 I never had much time for snark. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4394 Real funny! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4395 If I were their agent they'd be in Cirque du Soleil by now! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4396 Sure, they are spouting their home field advantage. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4397 I should have had a V8. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4398 So then it's a destination wedding? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4399 They sure don't pack sardines the way they used to 1.0816 0.05712 49 47 0 2
4400 No, you're not going bonkers. They're practicing for a Pacific Life commercial. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4401 Uh-oh. The water in my mirage has fish in it! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4402 The program says the main act is a dazzling coast guard helicopter review- a contemporary twist on an age-old scenario. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4403 I'm so sick of their stupid mirages. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4404 Don't encourage them. It's bad for their economy. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4405 Why did I have to choose whale in college? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4406 Too bad our barbershop quartet isn't here. Imagine - that plus music. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4407 Let's hitchhike. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4408 I told you I was sorry, I didn't think he would win. Will you please look now? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4409 Forget it, it'll never play in Peoria. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4410 Remember when we got excited that we'd never have to deal with election canvassers again? Well, here comes the PORP Party. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4411 I never thought we'd be the inspiration for a cargo cult. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4412 Jeremy, you've got to see this. Mocking fish! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4413 Ever feel that life has no porpoise? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4414 I'm a bit bored of these delphies. 1.0816 0.05712 49 47 0 2
4415 At last, our lives have a porpoise. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4416 It's some kind of Olympic event; I think they call it synchronized dolphing. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4417 Don't worry, I don't think they can sea us. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4418 They may be just as intelligent, but nobody is showing me a boat! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4419 I think they are protesting their downsizing from Sea World. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4420 Dolphin Illusion 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4421 We're going to miss Improv class on Monday. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4422 Friendly? Ha!...they're mocking us! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4423 What the heck happened to our neighbors? They turned inhuman. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4424 Well, we may have lost our way, but at least we have porpoise. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4425 Sorry, but I'm totally getting a thousand "likes" on Facebook. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4426 Dolphin Tale was a complete and utter lie. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4427 They're just jealous that we live in the penthouse. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4428 What next? Are they going to use sonar and get rescued? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4429 Harry, have you ever heard of a dolphin dilusion? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4430 ........uh...not much dude. What's going on over on your side? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4431 Dolphins?" - "No, I ONLY see him trying to put together a legitimate cabinet 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4432 To think we could have bought a mobile island. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4433 at least, we can go fishing! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4434 Well Steve, I suppose it's really our just deserts for eating all that canned tuna over the years. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4435 If only we could manage that trick ... 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4436 This is one dolphin act that stands alone. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4437 Can you guys do Hawaii next? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4438 How about seafood? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4439 Oh no, not another pod tree. I clearly said, "Pod-dle boat!" 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4440 I think the joy of a porpoise driven life is overrated. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4441 Shall we vote ourselves a bonus or just water his plant? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4442 Released Bottlenose Dolphins retaliate by training humans. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4443 Can you imagine? The world famous Fin Tail Group have come to entertain us. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4444 I think they must have escaped from Sea World. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4445 Parrot fish? Not funny! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4446 Think of a new name, "Dolphin Island" is already taken. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4447 Yeah, impressive, but we didn't do this to ourselves on porpoise... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4448 Echolocation is the most sincere form of blind flattery. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4449 Are dolphins known to tease? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4450 Hey, I think they're mocking us... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4451 Wanna go out tonight, Larry? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4452 i think they're giving us the 'fin'ger! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4453 I don't think they're doing that to flatter us. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4454 If they recognize we are in a heap of trouble, their show is either sarcastic or altruistic. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4455 We can take solace in the fact that we're living a porpoise-driven life. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4456 Sweetie - your family's here for the holidays. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4457 Our neighbors have issued their porpoise statement. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
4458 The grass is always greener on the other side 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4459 Dibs on the tall one! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4460 Better call SETI. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4461 You'd look good as a dolphin. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4462 Forget about it! Dolphin see, dolphin do. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4463 And you said they were the chicken of the sea... 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
4464 Don't look now guys,but I see a SHARK fin behind you. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4465 Do you think they voted for Jill Stein? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4466 This spot is blowing up. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4467 So Bob-- what's a few tricks to learn if the porpoises guarantee our rescue? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4468 Why don't we show our artistry? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
4469 This dolphin captures your narcissistic hubris perfectly. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4470 I thought that wou 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4471 You see the strangest things in Midtown Manhattan nowadays. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4472 Fred, I am afraid something fishy is going on here 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4473 Listen, I know we're lacto-ovo-vegetarians, but we eventually gotta eat one! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4474 Do you feel comfortable being the starboard side? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4475 Sure they're cute, but do they have a place in Trump's American? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4476 "I think we need to find a porpoise in life.' 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4477 You know, you're a pretty good looking porpoise. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4478 They usually try to redeem this cliché by somehow including a whale. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4479 I feel we need a new porpoise in life 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4480 Roy, I can't hold this position for much longer!" "We are trying to emulate the depressed species of homo sapiens. Try a little harder, Roy. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4481 Sea World has nothing on these guys! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4482 Where can a man get a decent drink around here? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4483 Dolphinnequin Challenge. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4484 I've had it! We need a Dolphins Are Fish sign. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4485 We should have paid for the deluxe excursion package. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4486 He says they escaped from Sea World. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4487 Do you think they'll find their way back to the aquarium in time for the aquacaid ? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4488 The new administration uses porpoises to round up illegals on route to USA. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4489 DON'T ACT IMPRESSED. IT MAY CAUSE BAD MEMORIES OF MARINE WORLD . 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4490 Just like Hamilton - a big snore! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4491 Don't dolph in the water... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4492 Despite differences in demographics, these two Wisconsin counties both voted Democrat. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4493 There's porpoise in this mirage. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4494 It was a shame what happened to the narwhal island last week 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4495 Don't be a party pooper, Charlie. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4496 Greg, I think we crashed onto a Damon Lindelof kind of island. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4497 He preferred the original cast. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4498 I will never outlive that 6.2 I gave the home team. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4499 I might be seeing Dancing with the Stars when they're really washed up. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4500 Shut up Rick. Its all in your head. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4501 Flattery won't get them anywhere. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4502 These new-age porpoise schools are so confusing. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4503 Daniel, look! We're gonna die! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4504 I always heard there was a place called sharks island-guess it's true! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4505 This Dauphin Pyramid better not collapse! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4506 Remember they're just looking for friends...don't mention the Bills. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4507 Yo, hand me several cans of that dolphin-safe tuna, will ya. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4508 The revenge of Sea World's 'Dolphin Encounter'. "I think they are flipping us off." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4509 No! Go display for that ship! Not here! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4510 this is great! front row seats and EVERYTHING! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4511 Democracy, equality and a few decorations at Christmas time is all I expect from you people. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4512 I think cartoonist Maslin is mocking our situation here. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4513 I'm going for it. It might be risky but it's better than the status quo. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4514 I told you we should have spelled out S.O.S. first thing 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4515 Hey, does finally getting what 'jumping the shark' means count as enlightenment? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4516 I guess they're afraid he's going to deport them back to Sea World. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4517 If God is our cartoonist, why does he hate us so? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4518 I told you we're on the road to Madalay. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4519 I'm quitting Marine World tomorrow. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4520 I didn't realize they have mirror neurons also. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4521 Hey, looks like the dolphins are lost too!.. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4522 Ignore them. Those two guys you think you see are just a mirage. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4523 Don't be depressed, it's always hard following Cirque du Soleil. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4524 But where has the rum gone? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4525 Our neighbors definitely bloom where they're planted. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4526 I think lunch has arrived. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4527 The United States of America 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4528 I thought they said "flip" phone so of course I had to choose the Palm Pilot. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4529 Think we can get to the bigger island? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4530 ...but the weirdest part is I can't shake this sense of deja vu. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4531 Ok Aquaman, you can quit the clowning around. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4532 Did you hear there was a circus coming to town? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4533 Don't worry, they won't be in the neighborhood for long. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4534 Have you ever heard of dolphins being mean-spirited? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4535 Stan look at them, trying to show off all their tricks. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4536 Dolphin see, Dolphin do...I thought they were supposed to be really smart. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4537 This is not the time to talk football. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4538 We can make that dolphin sitting down suck off the one standing up, but you're not gonna like how. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4539 Something tell me we are here for distinctive porpoises. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4540 Smart is good, bored is okay; Smart and board is a problem. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4541 Now that's a fishy story. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4542 If you build it, they will come. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4543 The therapeutic effects of walking with humans are well proven. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4544 I think we have been on this island for to long . That tree is turning into a bunch of dolphins. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4545 The times got it right. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4546 I am sure you have an exciting story explaining why you are so late, Godot. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4547 I think I saw some hippies putting something in the water." "I don't see any water! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4548 Don't think of it as an audition- those two are all washed up. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4549 Well, Fred, Charles Colton once said, "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery", but this is too much. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4550 Jeff you're missing the fantastic SeaWorld show over here. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4551 It's dinner time, the question is .Whose doing the eating? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4552 That smarts! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4553 Dunno. I'm at my wits end! Maybe if we chop the tree down and build a boat?!? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4554 Too clever by half. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4555 Dang it! We are marooned and fish are mocking us." "Um, Kevin, they are mammals. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4556 Well, they never did like the ''Lassie get help'' trick. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4557 They don't seem to be too concerned about global warming! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4558 ...and that's their sincerest form...? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4559 Dolphin Decoy for Dummies 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4560 The show is spectacular, second to none, but when I said I wanted a change, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4561 I wonder what Japanese would say about this 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4562 Hey, do you speak orca? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4563 I've heard of trained dolphins, but this is really going too far! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4564 Furthermore, we will be starting a new rotation schedule on Monday 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4565 It's called 'protective mimicry', Joe. No need to be alarmed. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4566 Oh no, not the "showtime dolphins" again. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4567 You guys must practice a lot. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4568 Well, I just feel like I've died and gone to heaven--how 'bout you? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4569 Hey look! I bet this is the first time a human being was caught mimicking us, dolphins 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4570 Now they're just mocking us Now they're just mocking us. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4571 Ugh! Jocks! Show-offs! I always hated school! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4572 Dave, I am starting to see my old friends again 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4573 It's odd. They've convinced me they are indeed highly intelligent ... but now I want to possess them even more. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4574 No porpoise is an island unto himself. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4575 So if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, they must envy us. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4576 Hallucination? Maybe, but it sure looks like an octoporpoise. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4577 Maybe we should give the acro yoga thing a try! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4578 Nothing to be done. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4579 Let's hope they're agents here to catch our act. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4580 Ralph, do you have a season's pass to Porpoise World? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4581 I just don't see the porpoise to mock us 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4582 Just hang in there, guys. The chameleons have colors, the parrots have language, we NEED shapes. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4583 I hope they are tuna-safe? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4584 So this is what it looks like when you hallucinate and you're stuck on an island... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4585 Yeah, they're said to be the greatest imitators on the planet. Wonder if we could get them to immitate a vessel of some kind. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4586 I must be seeing things. They've really moved on from Dolphin Plank Pose. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4587 They're just jealous. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4588 Get the signal? SOS from dolphins. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4589 I'm thinking maybe it’s time for a change. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4590 Are they mocking us cause we don't have a way out? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4591 What's tomorrows show gonna be? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4592 I'm seeing fins. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4593 You never did get a handle on the word 'mirage.' 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4594 If one of you has a match, we are delicious filleted 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4595 The mysterious ways of nature are also very artistic. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4596 "They are amazingly artistic as well as excellent communicators". 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4597 Nope, not lending such show-offs my cell for a selfie 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4598 Are we just another fish "tail?" 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4599 I was excited until you told me shark fin soup is illegal. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4600 My name is Dolphinia: We're being scared up by a friendly mirage of a synchronized feeding opportunity. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4601 Those Trump supporters are such show-offs! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4602 How's this for a business model? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4603 Screw the view, I want to go home. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4604 I never thought my parallel life would be so fishy. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4605 Yep. They're still mimicking us. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4606 Is this some kind of joke? Why are they mocking us like that?" "Maybe their porpoise is to entertain people out here." "Well I know it's not yours. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4607 They must be Gen Xers 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4608 Don't despair. It looks like we'll be having dolphin-tree tuna for dinner tonight. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4609 I don't like the new neighbors. Can it! Stop squealing! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4610 I'm replacing all of you with palm trees except for Ferguson. His replacement will be a Spineless Yucca. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4611 I don't get it, each time I feel a coconut on my hear, another one dolphin appears! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4612 It's dolphins all the way down. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4613 If you hear me clapping, I'm just giving a standing ovation. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4614 Maybe they ran into a "fin"ancial issue. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4615 Hey, if they can survive out of the water, we can survive too. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
4616 Uh oh - -a new theme park just opened. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4617 When did they repeal the law of gravity? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4618 Sorry to say it, but you're right; we are regressing. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4619 It's not the isolation so much as my lack of porpoise. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4620 We said help, please NOT help, tease. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4621 If this is their idea idea of help we''d do better with Trumpf 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4622 They'll never see us coming. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4623 At least he's not as sexist as the old CEO. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4624 No, it isn't a gesture of friendship and camaraderie. It's a billboard, "Ride the big spouting whale". 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4625 Have you ever heard the term "camouwhaleflage"? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4626 Great news Gil my border collie is nigh 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4627 Is that the island of the balloon dolphins? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4628 They are doing an OK job of entertaining us. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4629 This growth on our backs might turn out awesome. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4630 Bloody fishes... and then they say that we have dark humour. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4631 Monkey fish see, monkey fish do... 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4632 If only we'd known that marine performance art was going to be the most detrimental effect of climate change. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4633 Yea, and yesterdays Mirage was with Hillary's! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4634 Just a few more clicks and we'll forget all our troubles 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4635 Aloha, we’re back from the world tour. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4636 John. I've waited my whole life to see this: Juvenile orca-strated mimicry! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4637 They think they're so hip... 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4638 They don't look flattered. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4639 So this is the PORPOISE of life. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4640 If they're so clever, why are they called bottle nosed. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4641 Almost human like! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4642 They call him, "Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning!" (Musical notes surround the quotes) 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4643 Did you have to call his wife a cow? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4644 I should have also gotten a box seat for the dolphin circus. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4645 I read somewhere that they fuck for fun. Imagine how funny it'd be if I had sex with one of them? Like, totally as a joke? It would be a joke, to be clear, but I would actually do it. Wouldn't that be really, really funny? 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4646 What is the porpoise of this nonsense? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4647 Could it be that the orcas were just a mirage, or an extra ordinary multi-porpoise feat? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4648 Um, I don't think two of them are going to be enough for all of us, do you? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4649 Since when fishes become nationalists?" "After the presidential election in America, perhaps. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4650 That's a unique way to deal with the gender bias around the table. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4651 You don't always see what you want to sea 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4652 Umm honey? Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4653 Could be worse. Seaworld's here. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4654 Do you believe that you are what you eat? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4655 Lost in paradise...I guess it is dolphins from here. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4656 those dolphins are disguising themselves as this whole scenario 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4657 they're Sea World rejects......... 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4658 George! Look At The Fish Preforming. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4659 Tell your new friends to make us a buffet. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4660 Are they waiting for Godot too? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4661 No words needed 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4662 I thought you said message in a bottlenose. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4663 I think I've eaten too much fish. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4664 I have no purpose. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4665 I wonder whats there excuse 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4666 For all intents and porpoises, we're outta here. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4667 Whoa, I think I get it man...that's what equality looks like. They actually look happy. Is that what the fuss is about? huh? Dude are you listening? It's kinda lonely here. Who's idea was this? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4668 No John, I don't get The New Yorker out here. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4669 Dolphin is easy to spell than mannequin, I suppose... 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4670 It's a spin-off, like showbiz back home. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4671 Humans-1, Fish-0. They’ll never find us now! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4672 I spent too much time at Sea World. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4673 Chancing upon Michael Phelps' family tree, they decided it was time they too take up swimming. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4674 Don't you think Matchmaker should add species to its profile page? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4675 ...here's my plan... 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4676 MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO... 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4677 They're refugees from a red state. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4678 This soon becomes a 'Dessert' island' 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4679 They're not copy-cats: they're copy-dolphins. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4680 Just trying to login. Damn difficult. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4681 This is not what we meant when we asked for plant expansion. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4682 You know honey; porpoises have a purpose. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4683 Remember those rumors about the new CEO being potted all the time? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4684 If only there were someone who could help us. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4685 Monkey say, Monkey do. But it gets weirder when there are only dolphins. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4686 How rude! They are making fun of us. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4687 That's it, no more fugu. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4688 To return to my earlier question during breakfast, when a tree falls in a lonely forest, and nobody is nearby to hear it, does it make a sound? 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4689 They must think you're Simon and I'm Heidi. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4690 Pass me the AK Honeybunch, we're cooking tonight. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4691 Well, how about we spend a week at SeaWorld. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4692 It's our only chance! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4693 Bob, Bob! Am I seeing a mirage, or are those dolphins just making fun of us? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4694 I think I'd rather be something else. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4695 Carl, it's probably not an appropriate time for wordplay, but I see a dolphin podcast away 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4696 Hang in there, dudes. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4697 Look, that oil spill wasn't our fault. I think this punishment has gone on long enough. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4698 They always say dolphins are the smartest aquatic animal out there. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4699 Let's pretend they're not porpoises 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4700 Nature has a "fishy" way of human mimicry. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4701 Nope, don't know Oprah and not from Santa Barbara. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4702 This Pod is trying to infiltrate our oasis with the classic Trogan Dolphin approach. We can't let them make landfall! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4703 Survival: "My symbiotic is yours, right?" 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4704 If only we had some neighbors! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4705 Hey guys this proves that white mice are still the smartest species on earth. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4706 Wow, a creative art school has nailed the synchronized swim! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4707 Your first quarter growth is an example for us all, Sir. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4708 Sushi Chef Karma 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4709 I think our special bond with dolphins means they'll save us any more. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4710 Do you know Amelia Earhart landed? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4711 Is that the infamous isle of dolphin or just a Vanquished failed aquatic act 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4712 How I suffer for art's sake... at least it's just one palm with only four fronds 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4713 They're dolphins! Porpoises! Dolphins! Porpoises! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4714 His Golden Parachute clause included a carbon offset 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4715 I didn't know a dolphin could float. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4716 Ship wrecked !Crusoe's Dream. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4717 I really think we should take up glass blowing 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4718 I'm not sure, but I think he needs some water. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4719 Whispers"So long and thanks for all the fish." 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4720 Did you know they recently found large amount of Prozac in the sewage runoff? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4721 Yes, we get it, you're called 'porpoises,' no need to mock us for it. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4722 Well....that's impressive... 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4723 They want us to coach their aquatics team. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4724 Do you think making fund of us makes them racists? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4725 Shhhhh...arks... swim very slowly and carefully so that we don't make them nervous. They taste bad when they're nervous. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4726 Did you know coconuts come from pods? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4727 Ted, wanted some fresh air in the boardroom like the little hanging car fresheners he was so fond of. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4728 The Mannequin Challange has officially jumped the shark! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4729 They're making a mockery of The Mannequin Challenge. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4730 Yes, we've had enough time to reflect. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4731 If I nibble your arm do you think will they do the same? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4732 Give me some light! Away! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4733 Told you location is the key to business success." "Not if we have wifi to broadcast our show. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4734 Your escape plan smells fishy to me. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4735 Harry, do you believe in a two dimensional world? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4736 At least SeaWorld didn't forget. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4737 How much longer are you going to tolerate this taunting! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4738 Jack, hurry up and get over here, you won't believe this amazing trick. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4739 At least WE aren't on a deserted island. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4740 Mimicking Porpoises, that's better than a mime! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4741 Bowie was right. I wish I could swim like dolphins can swim. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4742 I think they sense our predicament, Dear, and they won't just sink like the mimes. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4743 I said do NOT drink the sea water! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4744 I see those mimic Dolphins are at it again. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4745 And I almost turned down the chance to travel as a foreign exchange student! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4746 The synchro-sharks are getting closer! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4747 I can't believe Dolphins know about baseball... 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4748 Do you think it's some sort of mating dance? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4749 What copy-fins!! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4750 We all need oases for refuge from predators! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4751 You know, I made fun of Melania Trump's RNC speech, now things aren't so fun anymore. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4752 I think they might be 'clown' fish - they certainly think they are clowns..... 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4753 Idealist are damn impractical. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4754 Next on the agenda: is this a "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holiday " this election year? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4755 Fish, fish every where and not a bone to pick! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4756 Huber or not,I'm taking my chances. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4757 I don't remember this part of Blackfish. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4758 It's like "Island of the Blue Dophins" except they're not blue. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4759 May be they are acting out "Survivor." 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4760 Wanna Dance? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4761 Seems pretty fishy to me 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4762 A billionaire had that island porpoise built 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4763 The plumber will return after THANKSGIVING!!!!! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4764 Sure, it's brilliant communication, but I'm so hungry I'd go all Donner Party on Alexander Graham Bell himself. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4765 Oh! Oh! Fantasy or fears just became reality! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4766 'I think they are making fun of us.' 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4767 I wonder who taught them that behavior. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4768 the underwater boss said we won 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4769 Welcome. You can see we've grown to like it here. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4770 They must have been released from an aquarium that had porpoise shows. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4771 Symmetry ain't safety; dolphins ain't deliverance! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4772 I hate showtime. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4773 Look Mike, the penguins R coming ! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4774 THEY were too smart to vote for Trump. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4775 These are my friends from drama school. Welcome to the sea, where we like to break the fort wall. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4776 I WONDER IF THEY KNOW FLIPPER? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4777 Quick! Look back ! Those Copy-Cats are going to fall down and splash us ! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4778 Don't be sad. Ya know, God hates a show off. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4779 I'm not so sure that they aren't doing it on porpoise. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4780 This is dull, finna go over there. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4781 I can see something fun coming up! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4782 Pass 'em by . . . they look too dried out for dinner! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4783 I know dolphins are mammals, but they don't have to copy us. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4784 Looks like you could use a shave. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4785 Is that a mirage? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4786 Honey, do you think they were sustainably sourced? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4787 No pods, not palms. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4788 So that's what homeowner association fees look like. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4789 Now I know what LSD stands for: lavender, sultan Dolphins.. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4790 Are those guys porpoises or dolphins? I could never tell the difference even at the zoo. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4791 And you should see them do shake-a-fin. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4792 Can someone explain to me the porpoise of it all? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4793 I don't know why I keep wondering about the porpoise of life. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4794 Welcome to Dolphin Mock Resort. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4795 Should we send a message by bottle? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4796 Drcvb 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4797 Were having coconuts and they are having caviar. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4798 Is that the best the new orca can do? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4799 Yes, I know, but the mortgage has to be paid on this first. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4800 I knew that our hypothesis was correct! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4801 Look out!--it`s Copy Catfish! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4802 Honey, remember that saying about imitation and flattery? I think we got no-fin to worry about. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4803 It was the board's idea, they wanted a green CEO 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4804 I thought we had escaped from our inadequacies... 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4805 Looks like a grab for story rights. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4806 Regis couldn't put a show on like this. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4807 Who knew the Trump supporters looked like trees? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4808 Americans don't work hard enough. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4809 They are really well trained in mimicry. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4810 ''We had to rent this place''! ''they just took it''! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4811 Hey Joe you having illusions or allusions? Stupid Dolphins. Why can't we just stick with mermaids 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4812 The dolphin's escape from Marine Circus Extravaganza wasn't noteworthy...everyone seemed to be bored with the routines, so a new act needed consideration. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4813 I heard she only starting leaning in after she got the south-facing office. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4814 The elitists are mocking us. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4815 This wouldn't happen to me if I was a dolphin 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4816 You, know I'm ne'er emerging nether 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4817 You think you're funny, don't you. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4818 Too bad you couldn't think of a pun with the word jet-ski. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4819 Thank God Canada has that free health care! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4820 Smille 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4821 I think I'm seeing a mirage but I can't be sure. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4822 What an act that would be at SeaWorld! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4823 So palm and thanks for all the itch. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4824 It takes 8 of them to do what Darrelle Revis can do on his own. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4825 Why don't you make like a dolphin and tree? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4826 look at this, it looks like improvised visual aid. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4827 Don't need a mirror to see my frizzing hair, because the water is so clear I can see our reflection in it. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4828 Are we done counting license plates yet? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4829 You this no we are being cloned on porpoise? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4830 We're being mocked by a pod of dolphins. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4831 Are you a copyright layer by any chance? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4832 I think I see the guy she tells me not to worry about. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4833 I think their mocking our situation. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4834 Mocking fish...you're all sick. I knew Flipper, none of you are Flipper. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4835 Stunning! You cannot ignore plant intelligence. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4836 Sea World rejects. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4837 Yes, we know your priority is global warming 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4838 Maybe they are trying to shoot the breeze with us? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4839 And I thought dolphins were supposed to be cute... 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4840 'I thought it was a tuna' doesn't get us off this island, Bob. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4841 Somehow I'm left cold by their version of Pilates. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4842 Let's celebrate the fact we now have a real potted plant running this company. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4843 Some island we're stranded on! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4844 Okay, give us the dirt. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4845 I don't know, there's something first about that island. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4846 Those fellas from 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' just won Season 33 of 'Survivor' 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4847 Our corporate move to a plant-based leadership model is a fresh approach in the marketplace. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4848 Next time, let's get rid of the write-in option. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4849 They were raised by a Polobulus Dancer 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4850 I knew dolphins were rapist assholes but this is just too much. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4851 Don't worry! Because of the pollution the dolphins have developed identity crisis. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4852 Well, at least they didn't wear blindfolds and use echolocation. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4853 And what did you decide to bring with you one this deserted island? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4854 Maybe String Theory has merit? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4855 Do you think a dolphin fountain would enhance our curb appeal? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4856 Dion, are you seeing this? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4857 Flippette's placement as an imitation island base triggered her descent into dolphinrexia. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4858 At least at night we can finally watch, Black Mirror. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4859 Is this how you do the mannequin challenge? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4860 They're mocking us again DOLL, I'm not watching. I know FIN they're really clever 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4861 Hey! We requested the Manatee Challenge, not Mannequin! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4862 Playing "I spy" with the dolphins had lost its charm. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4863 Why is the guy next to Oh sweet Jesus cover wearing helmet,goggles and an A2 Cooper flight jacket 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4864 Mr. Frisby, I think we've found the dolphins of NIMH! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4865 To hell with Christian Riese Lassen. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4866 Lewy Body. For sure. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4867 The gray palm parade again? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4868 Never doubt the capacity of an individual. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4869 "It's gotta be SEA WORLD, cultural contamination". 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4870 You guys made the callback scene -- which calls for a canoe. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4871 We are no longer a 'Happy Holidays' company. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4872 Partial sun just isn't good enough anymore. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4873 It used to be a sports stadium. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4874 Do you think those Dolphins are taking the Mickey ? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4875 So that's what they're training dolphins to do. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4876 Damn! Sea World aesthetics, just what we don't need! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4877 I told you: Trump will win! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4878 It's all a matter of perspective son. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4879 Scientists discover dolphins 'can speak almost like humans. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4880 I must be flipping out, I am seeing a marriage. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4881 Hey Ben, my dolphin mimicry mirage has expanded. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4882 There WHERE THE HELl IS NOAH? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4883 I don't know who they think they're kidding. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4884 Remember the days when our kids thought fish were friends of theirs. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4885 The dolphin: the sea's parodist. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4886 OK, but can they tune up my car? 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4887 Stop your sulking and do that impression you do of a sea sponge. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4888 Ed, the acrobats are back. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4889 Now I feel I can't move. Let's change positions. (And see what happens) How did we get here? 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4890 NIMBY I say, NIMBY. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4891 I suppose it's a genetic race memory 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4892 THE DEMISE OF THE WEST IS UPON US 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4893 Plant, yes and green. Keep me in mind, please. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4894 Well, he's very focused on green business. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4895 Porpoise-ers! 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4896 Now they are ape-ing to prove they are smarter than apes 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4897 I've heard of Easter Island but Dolphin Island? 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4898 Are they expecting a message in a bottle as well? 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4899 What happened to the cartoon with the plant sitting in a chair at a conference table surrounded by people? It mysteriously disappeared! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4900 Why hasn't our dolphin come up for air yet? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4901 If they're sharks, were done! 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4902 Sure he's inexperienced, but he makes the green. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4903 Now here's a family tree that not only can monitor but move. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4904 Hey, come check out the Weeki Wachee Porpoise's. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4905 I only though that dolphins were intelligent compared to the retarded kids they swim with. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4906 I think SeaWorld's training went a little overboard before they dropped the dolphin exhibit. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4907 It's Election Day. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4908 Team, our numbers this quarter are so bad I soiled myself. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4909 Shark See, Shark Do 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4910 Dick Moby will "Moby Dick will get a kick out of this. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4911 It might be the whole alphabet at once, but I think it's cheating. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4912 Did Alice swim by? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4913 I gotta say: If the dolphin who forgot his floss fell in the ocean, I'd purposely not hear, nor care. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4914 We'd starve if we weren't going to die of dehydration first. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4915 ANOTHER UGLY MATING SEASON 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4916 Hey, why don't we-" "Shut up. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4917 Fishy island. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4918 I'm telling you, I was a flyer in High School, they'll let me in. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4919 Ahi tuna lunch today. What's next, Pence in a leather thong dancing with his boy toys? Hallucinations. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4920 I've just realized that fate and f* eight go together so well... 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4921 As a citizen, you now work for me--if you don't, YOU'RE FIRED! 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4922 Are those people mocking us? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4923 One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Jew fish 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0