Contest #546


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546


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-11-21
Voting ended -
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-12-04 (estimated)
Number of captions 4924
Number of responses 333116
Number of participants 13059


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We never should have applauded. 1.8421 0.04554 285 110 110 65
1 What's happening on your side? 1.8141 0.04923 269 117 85 67
2 If we hadn't eaten Ted, he really would have enjoyed this. 1.8038 0.05069 260 117 77 66
3 Well, I like it more than their "ship on the horizon" gag. 1.7928 0.05224 251 117 69 65
4 OK. We have two wishes left. 1.7912 0.04980 249 108 85 56
5 l knew they were smart, but sarcastic? 1.7545 0.05507 224 110 59 55
6 Apparently their sense of irony is also highly evolved. 1.7545 0.05360 224 106 67 51
7 Very nice. Now do a boat. 1.7523 0.05175 222 100 77 45
8 I wish we'd brought food instead of LSD. 1.7308 0.05721 208 106 52 50
9 They're at it again. It's like they wait for you to go behind the tree. 1.7255 0.05786 204 105 50 49
10 There's smart, and then there's smartass. 1.7246 0.05591 207 103 58 46
11 Oh sure they're smart. It's the sarcasm I can't stand. 1.7031 0.05577 192 94 61 37
12 I knew they were smart. I didn't know they were sarcastic. 1.6984 0.05758 189 96 54 39
13 Remember how you said we were done talking unless one of three things happened? 1.6935 0.05744 186 94 55 37
14 That was great guys, now do a rescue boat. 1.6919 0.05618 185 91 60 34
15 They've captured the look, but not the mood. 1.6885 0.05348 183 85 70 28
16 Yes, it's art. But is it relevant? 1.6833 0.05815 180 92 53 35
17 Ironically, they have a very dry sense of humor. 1.6806 0.06586 144 75 40 29
18 I'm thinking now I probably should have just trained them to get help. 1.6707 0.06123 164 86 46 32
19 Almost there, but they haven't quite captured the melancholy. 1.6686 0.05892 172 89 51 32
20 It wasn't funny yesterday and it's not funny today. 1.6686 0.06006 172 91 47 34
21 Okay, that's pretty good. Now try "boat." 1.6667 0.05747 171 86 56 29
22 Martin... very slowly, pass me your iPhone. 1.6647 0.06071 170 91 45 34
23 I'm gonna do a split, just to mess with them. 1.6647 0.05837 170 87 53 30
24 Let's have sex and see what they do. 1.6607 0.06078 168 90 45 33
25 I'd always heard they were smart, but I never knew they were smart asses. 1.6607 0.05839 168 86 53 29
26 The one playing you is creeping me out 1.6607 0.05716 168 84 57 27
27 I don't care if it's the sincerest form of flattery, it's still obnoxious. 1.6603 0.06202 156 82 45 29
28 Impressive. Now, make a boat. 1.6587 0.05747 167 84 56 27
29 On the twenty-third day, Orson realized that the dolphins were not, in fact, trying to help. 1.6545 0.05872 165 85 52 28
30 Irony and sarcasm, sure signs of advanced intelligence. 1.6524 0.06273 164 91 39 34
31 It turns out the universal language isn't music. It's sarcasm. 1.6524 0.06091 164 88 45 31
32 The heartless bastards probably did this to Amelia Earhart, too. 1.6524 0.06564 164 96 29 39
33 It's not as impressive as it was 3 months ago. 1.6420 0.05783 162 83 54 25
34 I found seven of the differences -- but you say there are ten? 1.6420 0.06106 162 88 44 30
35 "Let's train the dolphins," you said. "It'll be fun," you said. 1.6398 0.06140 161 88 43 30
36 Excellent. Now, try "S.O.S." 1.6398 0.06265 161 90 39 32
37 Remember when I said I didn't think it could get any worse? 1.6306 0.05664 157 79 57 21
38 Well, it takes my mind off the election. 1.6258 0.06218 155 86 41 28
39 This proves it, mimes are annoying in any language. 1.6258 0.06285 155 87 39 29
40 Well done. Now, can you form the letters SOS? 1.6258 0.06352 155 88 37 30
41 I'll believe they're intelligent when I see something original. 1.6258 0.06285 155 87 39 29
42 I changed my mind. They are the kind you eat. 1.6234 0.06388 154 88 36 30
43 I have never hated performance art as much as I do right now. 1.6234 0.06254 154 86 40 28
44 I knew they were intelligent. I didn't know they were cruel. 1.6234 0.06254 154 86 40 28
45 Sure they're smart, but I could do without the sarcasm. 1.6209 0.05938 153 81 49 23
46 We're not the only ones who are bored. 1.6209 0.05792 153 79 53 21
47 In hindsight, we probably should have trained them to form a boat 1.6184 0.05899 152 80 50 22
48 When they form a lifeboat, let me know. 1.6184 0.05899 152 80 50 22
49 But is it art? 1.6159 0.05858 151 79 51 21
50 Although their intelligence is often documented, dolphins are less renowned for their satire. 1.6159 0.05858 151 79 51 21
51 Great form! Now do a raft. 1.6159 0.06007 151 81 47 23
52 I think they closed another Sea World. 1.6133 0.06331 150 85 38 27
53 How about we catch dinner after the show? 1.6133 0.06188 150 83 42 25
54 There's a fine line between playfulness and mockery. 1.6133 0.06041 150 81 46 23
55 Now if we could only get them to imitate a boat. 1.6115 0.06418 139 77 39 23
56 That little one has you absolutely nailed. 1.6081 0.06261 148 83 40 25
57 Choreography: ten. Empathy: zero. 1.6081 0.05960 148 79 48 21
58 I'll bet they get rescued before we do. 1.6081 0.06406 148 85 36 27
59 Well, that's the last of the acid. 1.6054 0.06444 147 85 35 27
60 Ok! Simon says "make a boat". 1.6027 0.06335 146 83 38 25
61 Now I really wish I had my phone. 1.6027 0.06260 146 82 40 24
62 Just stay on your side. You wasted your damn wish on the Dolphin Cheerleaders. 1.6027 0.06260 146 82 40 24
63 It’s a deal. You bring help and we promise to get you an audition. 1.6027 0.06260 146 82 40 24
64 Simon says "make a raft". 1.6027 0.06029 146 79 46 21
65 These two may be the toughest crowd we've ever worked 1.6000 0.06373 145 83 37 25
66 I know it was our last fish, but they deserved it! 1.6000 0.06221 145 81 41 23
67 It's either a brilliant commentary on man's loneliness, or payback for SeaWorld. 1.5972 0.06335 144 82 38 24
68 Well now they're just mocking us. 1.5972 0.06411 144 83 36 25
69 Nice. Now let's see your impression of a boat. 1.5972 0.05773 144 75 52 17
70 Gotta admit ... clever pod cast. 1.5929 0.06323 140 79 39 22
71 ...not much, what do you see? 1.5899 0.06195 139 77 42 20
72 I admire their intelligence; it's their vanity that offends me. 1.5899 0.05668 139 71 54 14
73 I'll give them points for style, but, overall, I think they failed to capture our air of desperation mingled with hopelessness. 1.5899 0.06443 139 80 36 23
74 I know I shouldn't have doubted their intelligence but now they're just showing off 1.5899 0.06759 139 84 28 27
75 Probably bottlenoses, definitely smart-asses. 1.5899 0.06195 139 77 42 20
76 Just think Bob, we'd have to pay for this back home... 1.5899 0.05938 139 74 48 17
77 You know, it was kind of funny the first day... 1.5899 0.05668 139 71 54 14
78 I don't care if it's the last coconut, I'm hurling it. 1.5899 0.06523 139 81 34 24
79 Next time you send a message in a bottle, avoid mentioning that we are talent scouts. 1.5870 0.06233 138 77 41 20
80 Looks like another round of layoffs at Sea World 1.5827 0.05857 139 74 49 16
81 That's really nice. Can you make a boat next? 1.5809 0.06223 136 76 41 19
82 That's great-- now can you do a lifeboat? 1.5809 0.06223 136 76 41 19
83 Do you think they can do a boat? 1.5778 0.06173 135 75 42 18
84 They think they're so clever, let them come up with a caption. 1.5778 0.06932 135 84 24 27
85 It was funny the first month. 1.5778 0.05708 135 70 52 13
86 If you see coconuts fall from the other palm tree don't eat them 1.5778 0.06521 135 79 34 22
87 Just when I thought my life was devoid of porpoise... 1.5778 0.06436 135 78 36 21
88 If a millennial witnesses something miraculous, but can’t post to social media, did it ever happen? 1.5778 0.06083 135 74 44 17
89 I knew dolphins were smart, but who knew they could be sarcastic? 1.5778 0.06436 135 78 36 21
90 But is it art? 1.5746 0.06301 134 76 39 19
91 What's your guess -- empathy or mockery? 1.5746 0.06301 134 76 39 19
92 Do you have any more of those mushrooms? 1.5714 0.06517 133 78 34 21
93 Remind me again about the difference between sarcasm and satire. 1.5714 0.06517 133 78 34 21
94 Entertaining, but not as good as the seal act. 1.5714 0.06429 133 77 36 20
95 I heard they were capable of human like feelings- but schadenfreude? 1.5682 0.06646 132 79 31 22
96 The irony would be if they get rescued before us. 1.5682 0.06380 132 76 37 19
97 Bob, after 3,698 days, I hate to say it, but I'm no longer impressed with the dolphin show. 1.5682 0.06102 132 73 43 16
98 Ted, I 'm thinking maybe we should lay off the fermented coconuts for awhile. 1.5682 0.06380 132 76 37 19
99 It may just be a coincidence. 1.5682 0.06646 132 79 31 22
100 I know what happened to that bottle of antidepressants you lost. 1.5649 0.06420 131 76 36 19
101 Rough times. Abandoned at sea ... mocked by dolphins ... Trump got elected. I mean, what's next? 1.5649 0.06511 131 77 34 20
102 They aren't just smart, they're smartasses. 1.5649 0.06601 131 78 32 21
103 Every time you look, they stop. 1.5615 0.06732 130 79 29 22
104 Well, the good news is we've been seen... 1.5615 0.05881 130 70 47 13
105 Do you think they know how to do a cell phone tower? 1.5615 0.06732 130 79 29 22
106 Whoa... what was in that coconut? 1.5615 0.06553 130 77 33 20
107 Don't look now, Ron, but the locals are definitely mocking us. 1.5581 0.06686 129 78 30 21
108 Same show twice a day! It's making me crazy. 1.5581 0.06952 129 81 24 24
109 Smart, maybe. Annoying, definitely. 1.5547 0.06449 128 75 35 18
110 This is the highlight of our stay so far. 1.5547 0.06256 128 73 39 16
111 Oh look, dinner and a show. 1.5476 0.06335 126 73 37 16
112 I'd be happier if they imitated a rescue ship. 1.5469 0.06549 128 77 32 19
113 I dunno, it seems derivative. 1.5440 0.06575 125 75 32 18
114 Now they're just rubbing it in. 1.5440 0.06476 125 74 34 17
115 You guys think you could do a sailboat? 1.5440 0.05957 125 69 44 12
116 Now I'm certain that they are mocking us on porpoise. 1.5440 0.06768 125 77 28 20
117 I guess the larger the brain the more biting the sarcasm 1.5440 0.06672 125 76 30 19
118 I heard dolphins were smart but who knew they were such jerks. 1.5440 0.06376 125 73 36 16
119 The tree's off, but they captured your slouch perfectly. 1.5433 0.06398 127 75 35 17
120 Alright guys, tomorrow we'll work on spelling HELP. 1.5403 0.06618 124 75 31 18
121 I can't help wishing we'd trained them to do something more useful. 1.5403 0.06518 124 74 33 17
122 Hey Bob, check it out, these guys are getting good. 1.5403 0.06417 124 73 35 16
123 Don't look know, but I think we have a dolphinganger. 1.5366 0.06858 123 77 26 20
124 You always hear about dolphins being smart, but no one ever mentions how sarcastic the little creatures can be. 1.5366 0.06354 123 72 36 15
125 I'd say it's more mockery than flattery. 1.5366 0.05920 123 68 44 11
126 No, Robert, I'm pretty sure it's not a coincidence. 1.5366 0.06560 123 74 32 17
127 Mocking the victims... that's human intelligence all right. 1.5366 0.06560 123 74 32 17
128 You sure that was dramamine ? 1.5366 0.07050 123 79 22 22
129 Are they being flippant? 1.5366 0.06560 123 74 32 17
130 What do you think, is that sympathy or shadenfreude? 1.5366 0.06858 123 77 26 20
131 When do you suppose delirium sets in? 1.5328 0.06395 122 72 35 15
132 Okay, now they're just showing off. 1.5328 0.06500 122 73 33 16
133 You really gotta look this time! 1.5328 0.06805 122 76 27 19
134 I never thought I'd say it... but I miss the sharks. 1.5289 0.06107 121 69 40 12
135 Initially I thought empathy, but now I'm only getting a sarcastic vibe. 1.5289 0.05993 121 68 42 11
136 This would be much better if it was dinner and a show. 1.5289 0.06647 121 74 30 17
137 Remember when you told me to look for signs of intelligent life? 1.5289 0.06542 121 73 32 16
138 Could we just get them to spell 'help'? 1.5289 0.06436 121 72 34 15
139 It was cute when they imitated us on the sailboat...now it just seems mean. 1.5289 0.06542 121 73 32 16
140 How much of the brownie did you say to eat? 1.5289 0.06542 121 73 32 16
141 Start doing jumping jacks - we will see how smart they are then. 1.5289 0.06647 121 74 30 17
142 Do you think they're doing it on porpoise? 1.5289 0.07049 121 78 22 21
143 I knew they were smart, but that's just mean. 1.5289 0.06750 121 75 28 18
144 Better than what they imitated us doing last night... 1.5289 0.06750 121 75 28 18
145 Intelligent, sure. Helpful? Not so much. 1.5289 0.05993 121 68 42 11
146 I saw them when they were in Vegas. 1.5250 0.06585 120 73 31 16
147 So much for us being the only species capable of irony. 1.5250 0.06258 120 70 37 13
148 I never thought that I would see a dolphin as lovely as a tree. 1.5250 0.07195 120 79 19 22
149 There was a time I'd have paid good money to see that. 1.5250 0.06369 120 71 35 14
150 Too bad we lost cell phones, that definitely would go viral. 1.5250 0.05793 120 66 45 9
151 I don't know. Fireworks? A flower? 1.5250 0.06478 120 72 33 15
152 Finally, something worth tweeting. 1.5246 0.06606 122 75 30 17
153 There's a thin line between sympathy and sarcasm. 1.5210 0.06298 119 70 36 13
154 There's a thin line between performance art and parody, and these guys have crossed it. 1.5210 0.06840 119 75 26 18
155 I think that's what they mean by multi porpoise 1.5210 0.06840 119 75 26 18
156 Well, sure, but they haven't won a Super Bowl since '74. 1.5210 0.06840 119 75 26 18
157 Very intelligent, but a little short on empathy. 1.5210 0.07146 119 78 20 21
158 This is the last group and I'm giving them a 10. 1.5210 0.06735 119 74 28 17
159 Not bad. Can you do a boat? 1.5210 0.06629 119 73 30 16
160 The silver lining is that this would have cost us 150 bucks at Sea World 1.5210 0.06629 119 73 30 16
161 They must be as bored as we are. 1.5169 0.06452 118 71 33 14
162 Nice, but I think teaching them to get help would have been a better use of your time. 1.5169 0.06672 118 73 29 16
163 Do you think they can spell 'HELP'? 1.5169 0.06338 118 70 35 13
164 Am I hallucinating or are there two guys stuck on that Island? 1.5169 0.06780 118 74 27 17
165 Look, a school of fish. Art school, probably. 1.5169 0.06452 118 71 33 14
166 Go ahead. Mock my day. 1.5169 0.06563 118 72 31 15
167 They do know that we don't have snacks, right? 1.5169 0.06452 118 71 33 14
168 They're not only smart, they're smart-asses. 1.5169 0.06672 118 73 29 16
169 Frankly, I find it derivative. 1.5169 0.06672 118 73 29 16
170 That's not bad..Can you do one of a boat? 1.5169 0.06672 118 73 29 16
171 When you worked at Sea World, was irony part of their training? 1.5130 0.06806 115 72 27 16
172 You should have never told them you worked on Broadway. 1.5130 0.06578 115 70 31 14
173 Look, the one doing you really nailed your despondent slouch 1.5130 0.06806 115 72 27 16
174 I can never tell if they're being playful or just mean. 1.5130 0.06693 115 71 29 15
175 Seriously, how about a boat formation?! 1.5130 0.06693 115 71 29 15
176 I knew the sea would be harsh, but that's just mean. 1.5088 0.06504 114 69 32 13
177 Okay, so maybe they are smarter. 1.5088 0.06853 114 72 26 16
178 It's our dolphingänger. 1.5088 0.06738 114 71 28 15
179 If we just had my phone. That would totally go viral. 1.5088 0.06853 114 72 26 16
180 I would prefer it if rescue was the sincerest form of flattery. 1.5088 0.06853 114 72 26 16
181 Let's stay til the show's over. 1.5088 0.06738 114 71 28 15
182 Ok, now they are just rubbing it in 1.5088 0.06965 114 73 24 17
183 They never get my nose right. 1.5088 0.06383 114 68 34 12
184 OK. I got one I know they won't be able to do. 1.5088 0.06622 114 70 30 14
185 What ever happened to dinner first and then a show? 1.5088 0.06135 114 66 38 10
186 Before global warming, Sea World was right here 1.5085 0.06340 118 71 34 13
187 The line between idolatry and mockery is so very thin, isn't it? 1.5048 0.07303 105 68 21 16
188 I realize they're empathetic creatures, but this is overkill. 1.5044 0.06667 113 70 29 14
189 Apparently, they're a performance arts school. 1.5044 0.06547 113 69 31 13
190 I finally understand the concept of art imitating life. 1.5044 0.06784 113 71 27 15
191 More layoffs at SeaWorld. 1.5044 0.06425 113 68 33 12
192 Imitation is the highest form of f*#!*ing with us. 1.5044 0.07343 113 76 17 20
193 All I'm saying is that I'm just not as fat as that dolphin who's playing me. 1.5000 0.06591 112 69 30 13
194 You can take a dolphin out of Sea World, but you can't take Sea World out of a dolphin. 1.5000 0.06830 112 71 26 15
195 "OK... NOW their making fun of us. 1.5000 0.07062 112 73 22 17
196 I told you not to feed them. 1.5000 0.06712 112 70 28 14
197 You should take a look at this, Sam. There's some very dark humor going on. 1.5000 0.06467 112 68 32 12
198 Yes, but is it art? 1.5000 0.06342 112 67 34 11
199 It's either a welcome to the neighborhood or schadenfreude. 1.5000 0.06591 112 69 30 13
200 Well, I say there's a fine line between mimicry and mockery. 1.4956 0.06425 113 69 32 12
201 Bravo, but we're looking for a SEAL team. 1.4956 0.06784 113 72 26 15
202 Remember when you said this couldn't get any worse? 1.4955 0.06253 111 66 35 10
203 That's great, but can they mimic a boat? 1.4955 0.06253 111 66 35 10
204 Hundreds of rescuers and we get cirque du soleil. 1.4955 0.06635 111 69 29 13
205 Yeah, but how long can they hold it? 1.4955 0.06121 111 65 37 9
206 Only NEW YORKER readers would think this was funny. 1.4955 0.06877 111 71 25 15
207 No, I don't see any ships on this side either. 1.4909 0.06925 110 71 24 15
208 I'm starting to miss cable. 1.4909 0.06294 110 66 34 10
209 That's kind of cold blooded, guys. 1.4909 0.07722 110 78 10 22
210 Undeniably intelligent, yet sardonic. 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
211 No dolphin is an island 1.4909 0.06553 110 68 30 12
212 They're flipping us off. 1.4909 0.06425 110 67 32 11
213 Is my nose really that big? 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
214 I knew we shouldn't eat the palm leaves. 1.4909 0.06425 110 67 32 11
215 Intelligent, yes - original, no..... 1.4909 0.06294 110 66 34 10
216 Do you think we could get them to do a boat next? 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
217 No, no Flipper. Bring a search and rescue team, not a synchronized swimming team. 1.4909 0.07044 110 72 22 16
218 Sometimes nature can be so cruel. 1.4909 0.06925 110 71 24 15
219 It's good. But derivative. 1.4909 0.06425 110 67 32 11
220 They're back...you up for another game of charades? 1.4909 0.06425 110 67 32 11
221 It's bad enough without being mocked by the locals... 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
222 It's a nice gesture. But, I don't think they fully understand our situation. 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
223 There's never a camera around when you need one. 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
224 Looks like synchronized mockery. 1.4909 0.06553 110 68 30 12
225 If they can do that in the wild, I think even less of Sea World. 1.4909 0.06803 110 70 26 14
226 I don't stand like that. 1.4909 0.06803 110 70 26 14
227 Observational research finds dolphins' intelligence advanced enough to mock the plight of man. 1.4909 0.06679 110 69 28 13
228 I wish they'd do the life raft again ... 1.4909 0.06925 110 71 24 15
229 Let me know when they form into a boat. 1.4909 0.06425 110 67 32 11
230 Herbert, look! There are two dolphins stranded just like us! 1.4909 0.06553 110 68 30 12
231 Our charades team doesn't stand a chance. 1.4865 0.06756 111 71 26 14
232 Well-Well. Synchronized belittling! 1.4862 0.07093 109 72 21 16
233 We could invite them over. 1.4862 0.06060 109 64 37 8
234 Sushi sounds good. Why do you ask? 1.4862 0.06467 109 67 31 11
235 Did you order an edible dolphins arrangement? 1.4862 0.06334 109 66 33 10
236 What would you say if I told you that abandoning a sinking ship isn't the most unusual thing that's happened to me today? 1.4862 0.06597 109 68 29 12
237 Are you sure? 'Cause it feels like they're mocking us. 1.4862 0.06850 109 70 25 14
238 I never knew they were ironic. 1.4818 0.06551 110 69 29 12
239 Great! Sarcasm! 1.4815 0.06509 108 67 30 11
240 Nah, it's just the same one they did yesterday. 1.4815 0.07143 108 72 20 16
241 Everyday the same thing! 1.4815 0.06641 108 68 28 12
242 Nope, there's nothing to see on this side, either. 1.4815 0.07021 108 71 22 15
243 It's like saltwater in the wound. 1.4815 0.07021 108 71 22 15
244 I envy their family tree. 1.4815 0.06641 108 68 28 12
245 Good depiction but they don't capture your despair. 1.4815 0.07021 108 71 22 15
246 Let me know when they form a boat. 1.4766 0.06277 107 65 33 9
247 Well, no man is an island, but apparently a pod of dolphins manages it pretty well. 1.4766 0.06685 107 68 27 12
248 If you could teach them to spell out "HELP" then we'd really have something. 1.4766 0.06277 107 65 33 9
249 OK, now they’re really starting to piss me off. 1.4766 0.06816 107 69 25 13
250 I don't care if they're dolphins. I hate mimes. 1.4766 0.06944 107 70 23 14
251 That's nothing. We have opposing thumbs. 1.4766 0.07070 107 71 21 15
252 Do you think it has a porpoise? 1.4752 0.07525 101 69 16 16
253 Maybe they're looking for an agent. 1.4722 0.06506 108 68 29 11
254 ...Okay, now they're just rubbing it in... 1.4717 0.06862 106 69 24 13
255 Not bad! Now can you spell "HELP"? 1.4717 0.06730 106 68 26 12
256 I didn't know that schadenfreude was one of their emotions. 1.4717 0.06595 106 67 28 11
257 Let me know when they form a damn boat. 1.4717 0.06862 106 69 24 13
258 Did you know that dolphins not only have a language, but they also understand satire? 1.4717 0.06595 106 67 28 11
259 Cheer up, the finale might be more impressive. 1.4717 0.06730 106 68 26 12
260 Let's yell 'shark!' 1.4717 0.06862 106 69 24 13
261 Nope. Nothing on this side either. 1.4717 0.06992 106 70 22 14
262 I don't think they're taking our plight seriously. 1.4717 0.06992 106 70 22 14
263 We should stop challenging them in charades. 1.4667 0.06212 105 64 33 8
264 It's eerily familiar, but I can't place it. 1.4667 0.06357 105 65 31 9
265 It's a shame we'll never get to share with the world our discovery that dolphins are total jerks 1.4667 0.06776 105 68 25 12
266 Well, the resort brochure DID promise live animal shows. 1.4667 0.06776 105 68 25 12
267 I expected this from the clownfish, but not you. 1.4667 0.07041 105 70 21 14
268 You know their doing that on porpoise. 1.4667 0.07296 105 72 17 16
269 No, I do not "gotta come see this." 1.4667 0.06909 105 69 23 13
270 Lassie would have gone for help. 1.4667 0.06500 105 66 29 10
271 Does my nose really look that big? 1.4667 0.06500 105 66 29 10
272 Is sarcasm a sign of intelligence? 1.4667 0.06909 105 69 23 13
273 Paul, tell me the truth. Is my nose really that big? 1.4667 0.06776 105 68 25 12
274 Well, at least we've earned the sincerest form of flattery. 1.4667 0.07296 105 72 17 16
275 Sure, that's impressive. But Lassie would have at least gone for help. 1.4660 0.06590 103 65 28 10
276 You have to admit their attention to detail is quite good 1.4660 0.06733 103 66 26 11
277 I think those two guys on the island are mocking us. 1.4660 0.07010 103 68 22 13
278 They just don't seem to realize we're out of fish. 1.4660 0.07277 103 70 18 15
279 It's flattery all right, but I don't know how sincere they really are. 1.4660 0.06733 103 66 26 11
280 They are clearly strarved for subject matter. 1.4660 0.06444 103 64 30 9
281 The one playing me--I'm gonna eat that guy first. 1.4660 0.07277 103 70 18 15
282 I heard they were smarter than humans, they're also more sarcastic. 1.4660 0.06590 103 65 28 10
283 Yes, they are trying to communicate with us. I think they're saying, "You're screwed." 1.4660 0.07406 103 71 16 16
284 Only talk to me if you see a boat. 1.4615 0.06957 104 69 22 13
285 It took a few months. Now I'm teaching them to go for help. 1.4608 0.06486 102 64 29 9
286 You're right. After the first few times it kind of loses its impact. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
287 I guess it's a performing arts school. 1.4608 0.07060 102 68 21 13
288 That's OK, but can they make a boat? 1.4608 0.06779 102 66 25 11
289 If this is a mating ritual we're in serious trouble Fred. 1.4608 0.07196 102 69 19 14
290 Why the hell couldn't they mimic a lifeboat? 1.4608 0.06486 102 64 29 9
291 That's great guys, but can you make a boat? 1.4608 0.06921 102 67 23 12
292 Relax, it's a tropical illusion. 1.4608 0.06921 102 67 23 12
293 We're being schooled. 1.4608 0.06921 102 67 23 12
294 I also didn't believe Trump could win the election. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
295 That's just mean. 1.4608 0.07060 102 68 21 13
296 Now they're just messing with us. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
297 If they're so smart, why'd they end up on a desert island? 1.4608 0.07717 102 73 11 18
298 I'm really glad they didn't see us last night! 1.4608 0.07329 102 70 17 15
299 Wow ! Now do SOS. 1.4608 0.06779 102 66 25 11
300 I just don't understand performance art. 1.4608 0.06779 102 66 25 11
301 I know it looks fishy, but they're mammals. 1.4608 0.07060 102 68 21 13
302 Now they're just fishing for compliments. 1.4608 0.06779 102 66 25 11
303 Is it just me or is that island getting closer? 1.4608 0.06921 102 67 23 12
304 Hey Dude. It's Cirque du Fillet. 1.4608 0.07329 102 70 17 15
305 No, this time I'm sure they're trying to communicate with us. 1.4608 0.06779 102 66 25 11
306 I agree it's depressing. It's the same show every day. 1.4608 0.07196 102 69 19 14
307 Hey Fred, you're missing the grand finale 1.4608 0.07060 102 68 21 13
308 I know you said they're smart, but that's just mean. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
309 Suddenly I no longer care about dolphin safe tuna. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
310 They have great schools here. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
311 Conspicuously derivative, but with a cruelly mocking flair. 1.4608 0.07329 102 70 17 15
312 And I thought I was bored. 1.4608 0.06021 102 61 35 6
313 On the other hand, maybe we're imitating them. 1.4608 0.06779 102 66 25 11
314 Okay, very slowly, give me your phone. I need to send a picture to my sister. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
315 Yeah, it's not so charming the eighth time. 1.4608 0.06634 102 65 27 10
316 Evidently our S.O.S call was recorded for training porpoises 1.4608 0.07329 102 70 17 15
317 Jim, your gonna miss the finale! 1.4571 0.06904 105 70 22 13
318 You have to admit that their impressions aren't too bad. 1.4563 0.06728 103 67 25 11
319 Now I understand the meaning of schadenfreude. 1.4554 0.06969 101 67 22 12
320 Does their art seem derivative to you? 1.4554 0.06529 101 64 28 9
321 Damn it Joey. I told you realism was out and surrealism is in. 1.4554 0.07383 101 70 16 15
322 Not funny. 1.4554 0.06679 101 65 26 10
323 Now they're just porpoisely mocking us 1.4554 0.07109 101 68 20 13
324 That's the same act I saw in Orlando. 1.4554 0.06679 101 65 26 10
325 It would be cute, if we didn't have to listen to them laugh. 1.4554 0.06969 101 67 22 12
326 I appreciate irony, but I think they're making fun of us. 1.4554 0.06679 101 65 26 10
327 If their intelligence is so superior, why don't they mimic a boat? 1.4554 0.07109 101 68 20 13
328 Now they're just messing with us. 1.4554 0.07109 101 68 20 13
329 Okay, now they're just showing off. 1.4554 0.06529 101 64 28 9
330 Elegant, intelligent and, clearly, assholes. 1.4554 0.07247 101 69 18 14
331 I don't appreciate their sarcasm. 1.4554 0.06679 101 65 26 10
332 Snark Attack 1.4554 0.07247 101 69 18 14
333 Masterful execution, but the subject matter is derivative. 1.4510 0.06480 102 65 28 9
334 At least we won't be starved for entertainment. 1.4500 0.06416 100 63 29 8
335 It hurts more when you're mocked on porpoise. 1.4500 0.06416 100 63 29 8
336 Look! We've got dinner and a show. 1.4500 0.06723 100 65 25 10
337 Turns out dolphins are assholes 1.4500 0.07300 100 69 17 14
338 Man, voting 2-0 to legalize weed has been great. 1.4500 0.07160 100 68 19 13
339 Their capacity for empathy is remarkable. 1.4500 0.07017 100 67 21 12
340 the only edible leaf on this island had to be hallucinogenic 1.4500 0.06416 100 63 29 8
341 I knew they were smart, but I didn't know they were capable of sarcasm. 1.4500 0.07017 100 67 21 12
342 Clearly, you can take dolphins out of Sea World but you can't take Sea World out of the dolphins. 1.4500 0.06723 100 65 25 10
343 They perform well before a captive audience. 1.4500 0.06256 100 62 31 7
344 Okay, you clowns. Now go get the Coast Guard 1.4500 0.07437 100 70 15 15
345 At what point does mimicry become mockery? 1.4500 0.07160 100 68 19 13
346 I've always known dolphins were smart. I just never realized they were so smart ass. 1.4500 0.06872 100 66 23 11
347 I never knew they were capable of taunting. 1.4500 0.06872 100 66 23 11
348 Apparently, the smartest animals are also the most desperate for approval. 1.4500 0.06416 100 63 29 8
349 Do me a favor, please stop saying "everything happens for a reason." 1.4500 0.06571 100 64 27 9
350 I don't know, it feels derivative. 1.4500 0.07017 100 67 21 12
351 They may be intelligent but they're not funny. 1.4500 0.06571 100 64 27 9
352 Are we expected to give them a tip? 1.4500 0.06872 100 66 23 11
353 Is that empathy or sarcasm? 1.4500 0.06723 100 65 25 10
354 I hope they're not expecting a treat! 1.4500 0.06093 100 61 33 6
355 of course I like it, but it's not original. 1.4455 0.06671 101 66 25 10
356 Do you think after the show one of them could give us a ride home? 1.4455 0.06962 101 68 21 12
357 Your not gonna believe this, but remember those Dolphins we trained? 1.4444 0.06768 99 65 24 10
358 'The realtor said there was a school nearby!' 1.4444 0.07066 99 67 20 12
359 Just great. Floor show but no dinner. 1.4444 0.06768 99 65 24 10
360 You're not the only one who's bored. 1.4444 0.07211 99 68 18 13
361 Pretend you're a rescue boat. 1.4444 0.06614 99 64 26 9
362 Does my nose really look like that? 1.4444 0.06614 99 64 26 9
363 Everyone's a comedian. 1.4444 0.07066 99 67 20 12
364 I saw this on Broadway with the original cast. 1.4444 0.06919 99 66 22 11
365 I hate when they do that. 1.4444 0.06919 99 66 22 11
366 Do you think we could get them to spell out "S.O.S."? 1.4444 0.07066 99 67 20 12
367 They're definitely doing it on porpoise. 1.4444 0.07627 99 71 12 16
368 There may, in fact, be a parallel universe. 1.4444 0.06129 99 61 32 6
369 Kevin, do you still have that hammock? 1.4444 0.06768 99 65 24 10
370 And you think we're bored. 1.4444 0.06768 99 65 24 10
371 Highly intelligent and highly sarcastic. 1.4444 0.06457 99 63 28 8
372 They're really rubbing it in. 1.4444 0.06614 99 64 26 9
373 I was having suicidal thoughts, but this is just so cute! 1.4388 0.07262 98 68 17 13
374 I'll give it a 9.5 1.4388 0.06165 98 61 31 6
375 Oh...nothing. What do you see? 1.4388 0.06657 98 64 25 9
376 If they're so smart they'd be walking on land a long time ago. 1.4388 0.06966 98 66 21 11
377 Say, did that coconut taste funny to you? 1.4388 0.06498 98 63 27 8
378 Look, a message in a bottlenose! 1.4388 0.06966 98 66 21 11
379 What if we're the mirage? 1.4388 0.06966 98 66 21 11
380 Quick, pretend to be a boat. 1.4388 0.07116 98 67 19 12
381 I prefer imitation crab. 1.4388 0.06165 98 61 31 6
382 Okay, now they're just being mean. 1.4388 0.06966 98 66 21 11
383 They're either highly empathic or they're totally mocking us. 1.4388 0.07262 98 68 17 13
384 Um..... forget what I said earlier about how our situation was "bound to improve". 1.4388 0.07116 98 67 19 12
385 Its either empathy or satire. 1.4330 0.06701 97 64 24 9
386 Hey bonehead, God answered your call for 'a miracle'. You were too busy to elaborate? 1.4330 0.06859 97 65 22 10
387 Uh, Paul, come here a second. 1.4330 0.07014 97 66 20 11
388 I'd kill for a tuna sandwich. 1.4330 0.06539 97 63 26 8
389 There’s hope: we’re trending. 1.4330 0.06701 97 64 24 9
390 I miss the sharks. 1.4330 0.07014 97 66 20 11
391 I don't think they're going for help. 1.4330 0.06859 97 65 22 10
392 God, I miss cable. 1.4330 0.06539 97 63 26 8
393 Check it out, it's art imitating life! 1.4330 0.07014 97 66 20 11
394 I don't get it. 1.4330 0.06701 97 64 24 9
395 It's certainly environmentally-friendly. But I'm not sure it's sustainable. 1.4330 0.07166 97 67 18 12
396 I dunno, for all its obvious intelligence, it's disappointingly derivative. 1.4330 0.06372 97 62 28 7
397 As I lean, dying against this palm tree, I take solace in the fact that I was at least born a human, the only animal with full consciousness granting the ability to observe life and communicate deep meaning through wry humor and irony. 1.4330 0.07166 97 67 18 12
398 If we only had a picture of a raft. 1.4330 0.07014 97 66 20 11
399 Turn around. I just realized we're "stranded" in the middle of Sea World. 1.4330 0.06701 97 64 24 9
400 I don't mind the taunting, but I could do without the smug smiles. 1.4330 0.06859 97 65 22 10
401 At least we've been spotted. 1.4286 0.06647 98 65 24 9
402 If they do the show again this evening, then today is either Wednesday, Saturday or Sunday. 1.4286 0.06803 98 66 22 10
403 They are performing No Man is an Island. Again. 1.4271 0.06906 96 65 21 10
404 Cruise director Rodrigo has also apparently survived the shipwreck. 1.4271 0.06906 96 65 21 10
405 Big deal. You did the exact same show last month. 1.4271 0.06745 96 64 23 9
406 Hmph! Clever but derivative. 1.4271 0.06906 96 65 21 10
407 God I miss Cirque de Soleil. 1.4271 0.07216 96 67 17 12
408 You're missing the grand finale. 1.4271 0.06411 96 62 27 7
409 I'm crushed to learn that dolphins are complete assholes. 1.4271 0.07216 96 67 17 12
410 That's just mean. 1.4271 0.06906 96 65 21 10
411 I gotta say, I thought your wish was about as stupid as they come, but this is pretty freakin' cool... 1.4271 0.06906 96 65 21 10
412 C'mon Dale. One more sardine and I know I can get them to do YMCA. 1.4271 0.06906 96 65 21 10
413 Hey Carl, do you think they're sympathizing or empathizing....I always get those confused. 1.4211 0.06952 95 65 20 10
414 okay, in this instance, imitation is NOT the highest form of flattery! 1.4211 0.06094 95 60 30 5
415 I guess dolphins are the only other mammal capable of mockery. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
416 Let's pretend to be a boat. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
417 Day 3: They have accepted us as one of their own 1.4211 0.06952 95 65 20 10
418 No more clapping for them, I've seen enough. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
419 It's a visually appealing reinterpretation, but lacking the compelling emotional gravitas of the original. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
420 I'd give it a 9.5 for difficulty, but only a 4 for originality 1.4211 0.06451 95 62 26 7
421 I know you said to just ignore them, Harv, but you really should see this. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
422 Spot 5 differences between the two images 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
423 Not funny. 1.4211 0.06952 95 65 20 10
424 Ask if they can do SOS ? 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
425 I bet someone will come by and upload this to the internet before actually saving us. 1.4211 0.06451 95 62 26 7
426 Somewhere out there, a cruise ship is missing an ice sculpture. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
427 That one really captures your look of depression & hopelessness. 1.4211 0.06622 95 63 24 8
428 They look like they are having a lot more fun. 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
429 They're screwing with us again! 1.4211 0.06789 95 64 22 9
430 I can't tell if we're in on the joke. 1.4211 0.07715 95 70 10 15
431 Oh great, now the neighbors are mocking us. 1.4194 0.06544 93 61 25 7
432 "Do you think they noticed us"? 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
433 Now, that's just mean. 1.4194 0.07060 93 64 19 10
434 They think we're talent scouts from Sea World. 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
435 Uh-oh, now they're humming the theme from "Jaws". 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
436 Their mode of artistic expression is too literal for my taste. 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
437 Are dolphins known for their sarcasm? 1.4194 0.06892 93 63 21 9
438 Nice, but not exactly original. 1.4194 0.07060 93 64 19 10
439 They got your nose perfectly. 1.4194 0.06892 93 63 21 9
440 I miss Netflix. 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
441 Forget everything I said about buying only dolphin free tuna. 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
442 SAVE, not COPY! 1.4194 0.07384 93 66 15 12
443 How do we tell them we're not playing charades? 1.4194 0.06544 93 61 25 7
444 I can't believe those humans are mimicking us! 1.4194 0.06892 93 63 21 9
445 Do you think they can make a boat? 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
446 These guys have way too much time on their fins. 1.4194 0.07060 93 64 19 10
447 I think I need to lay off the seaweed for a while. 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
448 Oh, that's just great. Like I've never seen that before. 1.4194 0.06892 93 63 21 9
449 I don't suppose you have a picture a of a boat on you? 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
450 The cruise ship sinks and yet the buffet centerpiece remains afloat. 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
451 You can't tell me they're not mocking us this time. 1.4194 0.06892 93 63 21 9
452 Sure, that's nice, but can you get them to do a life raft next? 1.4194 0.07384 93 66 15 12
453 You think they remember us from SeaWorld? 1.4194 0.06721 93 62 23 8
454 If they're so smart, how come they're stuck on a desert island, too? 1.4194 0.07384 93 66 15 12
455 Quick, let's lie on the beach and look like a boat. 1.4194 0.07224 93 65 17 11
456 Yeah, like I said before, this is very impressive, but it's still not how you spell, "Help." 1.4149 0.06664 94 63 23 8
457 I'm going to give them the finger and see how they copy that 1.4130 0.07437 92 66 14 12
458 Hal, I think we're being profiled. 1.4130 0.06585 92 61 24 7
459 Believe me, if I was dreaming you wouldn't be in it! 1.4130 0.06938 92 63 20 9
460 OK, OK - I'm flattered. Now do a ship. 1.4130 0.06585 92 61 24 7
461 Do you think they're doing it on porpoise? 1.4130 0.07437 92 66 14 12
462 Wow. Dolphins are assholes. 1.4130 0.07596 92 67 12 13
463 Once again, art imitates life. 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
464 Nature IS cruel. 1.4130 0.07437 92 66 14 12
465 You're right, the quality of the entertainment is superior on this side of the island. 1.4130 0.06938 92 63 20 9
466 Too representational for my tastes. 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
467 That's adding insult to injury 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
468 Dolphin-gänger? 1.4130 0.07275 92 65 16 11
469 Definitely dolphins. Porpoises lack the capacity to mock in groups. 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
470 They were much more helpful in The Little Mermaid. 1.4130 0.06016 92 58 30 4
471 Seriously? Couldn't think of something better to teach them in the past six months? 1.4130 0.06401 92 60 26 6
472 I think the dolphin playing me today is new. 1.4130 0.06585 92 61 24 7
473 Perfect! Go show the Coast Guard and lead 'em here! 1.4130 0.07275 92 65 16 11
474 I guess they meant it when they said "'No man is an island." 1.4130 0.06764 92 62 22 8
475 You just HAD to use "Swim with the dolphins" as your final wish, didn't you? 1.4130 0.07108 92 64 18 10
476 Very good, but can you do a boat? 1.4130 0.06401 92 60 26 6
477 Are they mocking us on porpoise? 1.4130 0.07596 92 67 12 13
478 Now they're really just flipping us off. 1.4130 0.06585 92 61 24 7
479 Be patient Henry, this is the finale. 1.4086 0.07046 93 65 18 10
480 Hey Jake. You always told me to let you know when we've been here too long. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
481 No, wait... they're definitely mocking us. 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
482 My hallucinations are mocking me. 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
483 Yeah, dolphins are smart but do they also have to be so sarcastic? 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
484 They may be smart but they're also irritating as hell. 1.4066 0.06985 91 63 19 9
485 I get the sense we're being mocked. 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
486 At least the sharks don't mock us. 1.4066 0.06985 91 63 19 9
487 Well, they captured the silhouette but they lack angst. 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
488 Don't blame me- charades was your suggestion. 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
489 I think they've seen us! 1.4066 0.06439 91 60 25 6
490 We should have trained them to be a boat. 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
491 Am I really that fat? 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
492 No really. You really,really should see this. They have exactly captured you. 1.4066 0.06439 91 60 25 6
493 Derivative, yes, but not without irony. 1.4066 0.06246 91 59 27 5
494 Not bad, but it's a little derivative. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
495 You do realize we can never have sex again. 1.4066 0.07652 91 67 11 13
496 I think we've just crossed the line from entertainment to mockery. 1.4066 0.06246 91 59 27 5
497 Let me know when they form the shape of a rescue ship. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
498 I think we're being mocked. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
499 Now they are just taunting us. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
500 In case it’s mockery I’m going to applaud ironically. 1.4066 0.07491 91 66 13 12
501 My nose isn't THAT big. 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
502 You can take the dolphins out of Sea World but you can’t take Sea World out of the dolphins… 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
503 They say they're as sarcastic as humans. 1.4066 0.06048 91 58 29 4
504 I said I wanted my life to have purpose. 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
505 Derivative! 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
506 Okay, now let's train them to get help. 1.4066 0.06048 91 58 29 4
507 You're missing quite the show on this side of the island. 1.4022 0.06194 92 60 27 5
508 See, I told you animals CAN be cruel. 1.4022 0.07093 92 65 17 10
509 Short on the comic and even shorter on the relief. 1.4022 0.06748 92 63 21 8
510 They're getting a lot better. 1.4022 0.06568 92 62 23 7
511 Could you do an impression of a rescue boat? 1.4022 0.06194 92 60 27 5
512 Is this what they mean by life imitating art? 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
513 If only something would break up the monotony... 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
514 C'mon Joe. Be a sport. Hold up the 9 again 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
515 Do I detect a note of sarcasm? 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
516 Do you ever just feel like you're in a New Yorker cartoon? 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
517 You win. The Dolphins beat the Marlins again! 1.4000 0.06667 90 61 22 7
518 No, seriously, you've gotta see this! 1.4000 0.06079 90 58 28 4
519 Do you think they are doing that on porpoise? 1.4000 0.07378 90 65 14 11
520 Bud look, I think our game of Charades has taken a sarcastic turn. 1.4000 0.05870 90 57 30 3
521 OK, now do Trump's hair! 1.4000 0.07378 90 65 14 11
522 Dinner theater on this island really sucks. 1.4000 0.06667 90 61 22 7
523 I don't think they are going to stop until we pay them 1.4000 0.07545 90 66 12 12
524 That would be perfect for a New Yorker cartoon. 1.4000 0.07378 90 65 14 11
525 Well, I guess eating them is out of the question now. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
526 Playful bastards, aren't they. 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
527 They don't have the angst right. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
528 Do you sometimes see things that aren't there? Or are dolphins just assholes? 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
529 I think our time on the island has made me see things differently. 1.4000 0.06079 90 58 28 4
530 I knew they were smart, but I didn't think them capable of mockery. 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
531 Technically, I think this makes us an archipelago. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
532 The accommodations aren't much to speak of here but the entertainment is first rate 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
533 I think it's photoshopped. 1.4000 0.07031 90 63 18 9
534 They're not going to leave until we applaud. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
535 There's something fishy about the new neighbors. 1.4000 0.07545 90 66 12 12
536 Does art reflect reality or does reality reflect art? I just don't think it's the most urgent question, Karen. 1.4000 0.06667 90 61 22 7
537 Intelligent, yes. But I didn't know they have a morbid sense of humor . . . 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
538 You have to admit, they learned a lot at Sea World. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
539 I think Cirque du Porpeil has arrived. 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
540 I appreciate the energy and technique, but I still say it's derivative. 1.4000 0.07031 90 63 18 9
541 Ok, they're mocking us. 1.4000 0.07207 90 64 16 10
542 Our dolphingängers are back. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
543 Playful? Yes. Creative? Definitely. Helpful? No. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
544 Even if they are just trying to annoy us, it's impressive. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
545 They must think we're talent scouts for Sea World. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
546 They took gold in Rio 1.4000 0.07031 90 63 18 9
547 I mean seriously, you have to see this! 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
548 Are they being cruel or just highly communicative? 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
549 Why is this the best form of flattery? 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
550 I saw this show at the Bellagio. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
551 It would really be impressive if they moved west and gave us some shade. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
552 He has your nose. 1.4000 0.06667 90 61 22 7
553 Now that I see it, I don't think imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
554 Let me know when they build us a raft. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
555 Boy, the one time I really wish I had my camera! 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
556 No more coconut wine for me. 1.4000 0.06477 90 60 24 6
557 I never have a camera when I need one. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
558 Remember how you said that drinking sea water was "no big deal"? 1.3956 0.06227 91 60 26 5
559 Now I'm sure the dolphins are mocking us. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
560 I went through hell and high water to get tickets for this Cirque du Seaworld performance, the least you could do is turn around. 1.3933 0.06514 89 60 23 6
561 Until today, I had no idea I was pro trawler nets. 1.3933 0.07600 89 66 11 12
562 If we get out of here I'm eating tuna again. 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
563 I am going to keep making "the porpoise of life" jokes until you agree to switch sides with me. 1.3933 0.06514 89 60 23 6
564 They definitely were holding back at Sea World. 1.3933 0.07256 89 64 15 10
565 I hate team-building. 1.3933 0.06514 89 60 23 6
566 Not sure about you, but I'M going to stop licking those lizards. 1.3933 0.07256 89 64 15 10
567 And now we teach them to spell "HELP" 1.3933 0.06315 89 59 25 5
568 See if they can mimic a yacht. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
569 You see a bunch of blowholes and I see Trump's cabinet; I'd call that a tie. 1.3933 0.07430 89 65 13 11
570 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but we're still going to die. 1.3933 0.07766 89 67 9 13
571 Yeah sure, you're gonna tell me Donald Trump is president next... 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
572 And I thought we were bored 1.3933 0.06514 89 60 23 6
573 I call it plagiarism. 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
574 I never said 'Simon says' 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
575 Don't bother getting up, we saw them at Sea World. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
576 Try looking like a boat. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
577 Do you ever get the feeling that there's a parallel tuna-verse out there? 1.3933 0.06514 89 60 23 6
578 Well, I've stopped hallucinating simple foods. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
579 Could you maybe copy a lifeboat instead? 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
580 OK, the flashmob has officially jumped the shark. 1.3933 0.07256 89 64 15 10
581 Woaaaaah...I think we should've rationed those mushrooms. 1.3933 0.06315 89 59 25 5
582 Maybe they could form a raft next! 1.3933 0.06110 89 58 27 4
583 Dude, I never noticed, the big toe on my left foot is bigger than the one on my right. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
584 NOT Charades again. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
585 I no longer believe that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3902 0.06888 82 56 20 6
586 Do me a favor. Stand on your head for a second. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
587 I never realized dolphins were sarcastic. 1.3889 0.07188 90 65 15 10
588 I've heard of mocking birds, but this is ridiculous. 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
589 They're getting back at us for making squeaky-balloon noises at them all day yesterday. 1.3889 0.06832 90 63 19 8
590 You had to taunt them. 1.3889 0.07012 90 64 17 9
591 I'm pretty sure they're porpoises. Dolphins have elongated beaks and are more creative at charades. 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
592 Maybe it's synchronicity, but I think they're doing it on porpoise. 1.3889 0.07188 90 65 15 10
593 I can't stop thinking about sushi. 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
594 Don't look now, but I think we are being porpoisely mocked. 1.3889 0.07528 90 67 11 12
595 On the bright side, you can't beat the podcasts. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
596 The mocking has begun. 1.3864 0.07655 88 66 10 12
597 I wish they'd mimic a boat. 1.3864 0.06140 88 58 26 4
598 Do you have your camera? 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
599 Come look, honey – the neighbors have their holiday decorations up. 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
600 Oh my, it's the dinner show! 1.3864 0.06140 88 58 26 4
601 Now I just think they're mocking us. 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
602 It's one thing to be stranded, but quite another to be mocked. 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
603 Do you think they're mocking us? 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
604 Or we could take it as the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
605 Interesting act, but we're really looking for something different. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
606 My views on sushi have changed. 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
607 No, what's amazing is that you still don't know the difference between dolphins and porpoises. 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
608 I love art with a porpoise. 1.3864 0.07824 88 67 8 13
609 I bet if we're stranded long enough I can get them to do the Eiffel Tower. 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
610 The show's okay, I guess, but I would've killed for dinner. 1.3864 0.06140 88 58 26 4
611 They must think we're agents. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
612 Simon says, "Stop playing around and go get help!" 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
613 Great, now they're mocking us. 1.3864 0.07306 88 64 14 10
614 Lighten up Phil and enjoy the entertainment 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
615 At least they have a porpoise. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
616 For the matinée they do the Eiffel Tower. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
617 They're cute, but I still would rather have Netflix. 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
618 The food here is terrible but the entertainment is great. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
619 "Sure, they're smart....but, ironic? 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
620 Herb, remember the time we were crawling through the desert and the prairie dogs started mocking us? 1.3864 0.07306 88 64 14 10
621 This may sound a little anthropomorphic, but I'm getting a real sarcastic vibe here. 1.3864 0.07306 88 64 14 10
622 I'm sorry. I have no spare change. 1.3864 0.07306 88 64 14 10
623 Do you think sarcasm's a sign of intelligence? 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
624 Remember when you said no one knows or cares where we are or what we are doing? 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
625 I drank way too much salt water. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
626 This show would cost $500 at the Tropicana. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
627 On the other hand... it is the sincerest form of flattery 1.3864 0.05924 88 57 28 3
628 Once we're rescued, I'll put in a good word for them at Sea World. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
629 They're mocking us. Majestically. 1.3864 0.07306 88 64 14 10
630 They're blocking my view. 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
631 Look! They're mocking us on porpoise. 1.3846 0.07122 91 66 15 10
632 This sure beats that lame cabaret act on the cruise ship. 1.3837 0.06226 86 57 25 4
633 That does it, I'm done buying dolphin-safe tuna 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
634 We'll both do the splits; let's see them try and mock us then. 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
635 Wait till you see their dismount! 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
636 other than the flipper, he has you down perfectly. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
637 Somehow they seem less stranded than we are. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
638 So much for opposing thumbs. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
639 These splash zone seats were worth it. 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
640 You can take the dolphins out of SeaWorld... 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
641 ''I still think it should take the form of a boat to qualify as irony.'' 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
642 Henry, the dolphins are making fun of us again. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
643 Looks like Miami won this week. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
644 Darwin, I think you should see this. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
645 I hate charades. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
646 And just like that, the dolphins captured the existential ennui of the castaways. 1.3837 0.07428 86 63 13 10
647 I wonder if they can make a boat. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
648 Honey, I know things don't look good, but can't we at least enjoy the show together? 1.3837 0.07428 86 63 13 10
649 Maybe there is no porpoise. 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
650 Geez, would it kill them to clap? At Sea World, something like this would bring people out of their seats. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
651 Haha, very funny...Can you save us now? 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
652 Oo, I could live forever on satire, couldn't you? 1.3837 0.07428 86 63 13 10
653 OK, now there just being jerks. 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
654 Hey, Joe, your message in a bottlenose is back. 1.3837 0.07050 86 61 17 8
655 Part II: Question 93. Draw the next logical image. 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
656 Let's redecorate. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
657 You're missing a helluva show! 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
658 Now they are just laughing at us. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
659 Now they’re just mocking us on porpoise. 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
660 Yeah...but I'd still eat one. 1.3820 0.06492 89 61 22 6
661 You were right about those berries that washed ashore. 1.3820 0.07236 89 65 14 10
662 Even here he builds a Tower! 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
663 That’s either a mirage or the best seafood buffet I’ve ever seen. 1.3793 0.07172 87 63 15 9
664 I think I can finally see the porpoise of life. 1.3793 0.07535 87 65 11 11
665 I think there might be a SeaWorld near here. 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
666 Four words. First word; three syllables. First syllable sounds like... 1.3793 0.07356 87 64 13 10
667 "Even more humiliating is that they call themselves 'The Trump Tower' '' 1.3793 0.07535 87 65 11 11
668 That's it. I'm no longer a vegan. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
669 Schadenfreude: pleasure derived from the misfortune of others. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
670 I guess I could have trained them to be a raft. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
671 Well, I'd give 'em an 8.5. 1.3765 0.06029 85 56 26 3
672 "Ok we get it. You're really smart". 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
673 I think we're being flippered off. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
674 Fred and George found out the hard way just how cruel dolphins can be. 1.3765 0.07480 85 63 12 10
675 That doesn't look like me at all. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
676 They should know that there's a fine line between comedy and sarcasm. 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
677 Do you think they're being satirical or just mean? 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
678 You gave them a 3.2 last week. What did you expect? 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
679 See, even they're sick of desert island cartoons 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
680 No ship will ever notice us now. 1.3765 0.07480 85 63 12 10
681 OK, I'm starting to side with Japan. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
682 Not as great as yesterday when they spelled TRUMP without the T. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
683 At least the neighbors are friendly. 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
684 And you thought life had lost all porpoise. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
685 Not only they are smart, they also have a sense of humour! 1.3765 0.07291 85 62 14 9
686 You sure that was just a regular cigarette? 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
687 If you're not going to look, Gary, imagine Jacque Cousteau meets Siegfried and Roy. 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
688 I think they want to play charades. 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
689 What takes more intelligence, mockery or conceptual art ? 1.3765 0.07291 85 62 14 9
690 I love that entertainment is part of the all-inclusive package. 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
691 Now I see that life has more than one porpoise. 1.3765 0.07291 85 62 14 9
692 If you can't laugh, at least applaud politely. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
693 Oh yeah? Well maybe THEY are imagining us. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
694 I can't experience this properly without Twitter. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
695 We must be the luckiest guys in the world--these seats are awesome! 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
696 Trust me. This you're gonna want to see. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
697 Their chances of rescue are probablely better. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
698 I don't remember Flipper ever being this sarcastic. 1.3765 0.06257 85 57 24 4
699 You know those dolphins you told to make like a tree and leave? 1.3765 0.07291 85 62 14 9
700 At least they're not sharks 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
701 They might win charades, but at least we beat them at rock-paper-scissors. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
702 It's art. It doesn't have to have a porpoise. 1.3765 0.07291 85 62 14 9
703 Pretend you don't see them. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
704 I've got a good one this time. I spy, with my little eye... 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
705 I know I have bigger worries right now, but am I really that short? 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
706 Live from Galapagos, it's Saturday Night! 1.3765 0.07665 85 64 10 11
707 Shhhh, slowly--stand up and act like a boat. 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
708 If they're so damn smart, why aren't they at SeaWorld? 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
709 I know it's playful, but it still hurts. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
710 Nice, but rather derivative. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
711 Honestly, I'd prefer their imitation of a boat. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
712 Even their mockery is downright cute. 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
713 I'm not questioning your skills as a 'Seaworld' trainer - I'm just not sure it conveys our message. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
714 I don't have the heart to tell them we are out of fish. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
715 The dolphins never got over being named the second smartest species on the planet 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
716 I bet they learned that in school. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
717 Did you know, that in addition to the use of tools, sarcasm is a clear sign of intelligence in animals? 1.3765 0.07665 85 64 10 11
718 Yes, but is it art? 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
719 Ya know, we're pretty lucky. In season they play the Bellagio Fountains in Vegas. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
720 No one likes sarcasm. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
721 Not just intelligent--ironic. 1.3765 0.07665 85 64 10 11
722 Although I wished I had my iPhone, this still wouldn't get as many views as a cat playing a piano. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
723 Smart, yeah, but smart alecks, too. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
724 Yup, we definitely shouldn't have eaten those coconuts. 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
725 Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
726 See? I told you, stay positive and nice things will happen. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
727 I guess they know we're vegans. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
728 Sincerest form of flippery 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
729 Our message in a bottle must have ended up at Sea World. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
730 They are much more creative than the sharks. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
731 Do you really want to impress us? Spell out SOS. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
732 I gotta say, the one on the left does have your nose. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
733 We really should've used that glue on the raft. 1.3765 0.07665 85 64 10 11
734 You can take the dolphin out of SeaWorld, but you can't take the SeaWorld out of the dolphin. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
735 It's nice, but not quite ready for Cirque du soleil. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
736 Let's don't eat any more tree bark. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
737 Now they're just making fun of us. 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
738 Perhaps it's their way of demonstrating empathy. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
739 I hate being objectified. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
740 I guess it was funnier the first time. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
741 This morning I thought they were sympathizing with us but now I'm convinced they're mocking us. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
742 There's something fishy about that palm tree. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
743 Quick! Phil! They're doing it again! 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
744 On second thought, you might believe what I'm seeing.... 1.3690 0.06055 84 56 25 3
745 Oh, it's no accident...they're mocking us on porpoise. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
746 They make us look redundant, don't they? 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
747 It's Thursday again. 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
748 There's definitely something fishy about that island.... 1.3690 0.07533 84 63 11 10
749 There's a fine line between playful and mocking. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
750 They think they're so smart. 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
751 At least the neighbors are friendly. 1.3690 0.06055 84 56 25 3
752 I've heard them called 'playful'. I'd call it 'mocking'. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
753 Don't stare, they'll want a fish. 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
754 I think they are trying to imitate us on porpoise. 1.3690 0.07533 84 63 11 10
755 sarcastic dolphins...who knew??? 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
756 It's well beyond anthropomorphic. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
757 No Frank, I swear, you gotta see this mirage. 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
758 That one doesn't even look like you. 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
759 Now they're just flipping us off! 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
760 They think they're so smart. 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
761 Nice, but that doesn't spell "HELP". 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
762 Empathy is overrated. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
763 They sure know how to rub it in. 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
764 Just ignore them. They're doing that on porpoise. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
765 Man, that coconut we ate must have been bad. 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
766 I'm feeling a renewed sense of porpoise. 1.3690 0.07340 84 62 13 9
767 The hallucinations began on day 29. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
768 Do you think they know life raft? 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
769 Copycats. 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
770 Man, everyone's doing the mannequin challenge. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
771 I hate it when art imitates life. 1.3690 0.07340 84 62 13 9
772 Beautiful as it is, I'm afraid this is going to have to be an Edible Arrangement. 1.3671 0.07246 79 57 15 7
773 I know they're mocking us; and yet, I'm strangely drawn to the coy one peeking out from beneath the fin. 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
774 I'm not flattered! 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
775 They're getting better at our voices. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
776 Maybe, if we promise to lay off the sushi, we can get them to spell out 'S.O.S. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
777 Not sure, I think it's a cheer for a Miami football team. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
778 Are we being entertained or mocked? 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
779 Ever feel like the universe is just mocking you? 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
780 Pretty good, but the sharks depicting our crash on the island was much more impressive. 1.3614 0.06080 83 56 24 3
781 This I can stand - what I really hate is when they go into boat formation. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
782 Now they're just making fun of us. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
783 They're touring. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
784 Lucky me. I get stranded with Cristo. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
785 UNBELIEVABLE! The little one has your expression down pat. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
786 Okay, fine- you call it empathy. I call it sarcasm. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
787 Very funny, boys, but sarcasm is not the same thing as intelligence. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
788 I think it’s payback for visiting SeaWorld. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
789 If you'd just look, you'd see it's not just another one of my fish stories. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
790 We must be close to Sea World. 1.3614 0.07389 83 62 12 9
791 Same pattern. I'm beginning to doubt they intend to go for help. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
792 "Sometimes the line between comedy and cruelty is a thin one". 1.3614 0.07389 83 62 12 9
793 Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but I still can't shake the feeling they're making fun of us. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
794 I guess they've also figured out postmodernism. 1.3571 0.06022 84 57 24 3
795 No, I don't think dolphins are more intelligent than humans. Why do you ask? 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
796 I could watch them forever. 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
797 Do me a favor, stand up. 1.3537 0.07438 82 62 11 9
798 Too much mercury. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
799 Negotiations with Sea World failed. They're going out on their own. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
800 Nature really is cruel! 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
801 Do you think they could mimic a boat? 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
802 Something tells me they are not here to help. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
803 Does art imitate life, or life imitate art? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
804 It's a windmill, right? 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
805 Do we really look that fat? 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
806 You're right. Shark du Soleil has lost its creative edge. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
807 Unlike its bottlenose cousin, the brown-nose dolphin is distinguished by its tendency to imitate as a form of flattery. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
808 That's nothing. Last week they plaigerized my message in a bottle. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
809 Out here, it's Cirque du Sole. 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
810 That's the problem with dinner theaters today. The show is impressive but where's the buffet? 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
811 You're right. It's mockery. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
812 When are we going to tell them that we ran out of fish? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
813 I miss Ed Sullivan. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
814 I never liked performance art. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
815 They're mocking us again Dom, screw "dolphin safe tuna." 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
816 There's something fishy about that tree. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
817 They must be bored too. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
818 Huh. How derivative. 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
819 Apparently the animal kingdom has been faking it the whole time. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
820 Yes, clearly this is art imitating life. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
821 Climb the tree again, Harold, so they fall down. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
822 I thought the matinee was more authentic. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
823 No rescue party yet, Harry. Only a pod of schadenfreude dolphins. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
824 It's the sincerest form of flattery 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
825 For intelligent mammals their satire is a little too on the nose. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
826 And now they're just mocking us. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
827 They can do that, but they can't get help. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
828 I'll watch the 3pm show 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
829 I’ve always heard that dolphins are the smartest animals – but I didn’t know they were also the biggest smart alecks. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
830 Apparently each one of us does in fact have a porpoise. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
831 Look George it's Cirque Sea-Lay 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
832 Either excessive celebration or unsportsmanlike conduct - if I had a flag I'd throw it. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
833 Uh huh. And what was your third wish again? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
834 I'm sorry Bob, but I am a little flattered. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
835 I had no idea that dolphins have a sense of humor. 1.3537 0.06104 82 56 23 3
836 I think they're still upset we ate their cousin. 1.3537 0.07438 82 62 11 9
837 I think you're right: that can't be a coincidence. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
838 It's been three days, Chuck. Should we say something? 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
839 It's a benefit of our cruise travel insurance policy. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
840 now that's what i call synchronized swimming 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
841 That's not helpful. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
842 I'd be more flattered if they cooked us dinner. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
843 The North Atlantic's Got Talent. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
844 They seem pretty smart, but I said S.O.S. and they give us U.S.O. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
845 Wish they'd stop empathizing long enough to form a boat. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
846 I feel like they're making fun of us. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
847 I really wish I had my phone. 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
848 I prefer to think they're laughing WITH us, not AT us. 1.3457 0.06126 81 56 22 3
849 Must be some art school. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
850 Then again, maybe they should throw us a herring. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
851 When SeaWorld's animal stars are set free... 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
852 I didn't know dolphins could be so sarcastic. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
853 SEA WORLD escapees no doubt. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
854 Float like a dolphin, shaped like a tree 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
855 I know they're mocking us, but you have to admire their creativity 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
856 Do you think I have a big nose? 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
857 I'm guessing this is payback for Sea World. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
858 I don't know about you, but I think they're making fun of us. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
859 Ok, for your next trick you need to become a boat and take us to the mainland. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
860 Well, they say it's the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
861 I didn't say 'Simon says.' 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
862 Let's see if they will do a life raft. 1.3457 0.06126 81 56 22 3
863 And everyone thinks dolphins are so nice! Sarcastic bastards. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
864 Bob, I swear they're copying us on porpoise. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
865 At first, I enjoyed their company - now it seems they're just mocking us. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
866 I don't care how good the joke is. We're the wrong audience. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
867 This must be the live entertainment that was promised in the vacation brochure. 1.3457 0.05869 81 55 24 2
868 Imitation may be the highest form of flattery but I stull think they're laughing at us. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
869 There's no escaping Cirque du Soleil. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
870 I, too, find post-modern live dolphin sculpture art to be rather jejune. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
871 They're mocking us on porpoise. 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
872 Very nice, but I'd be more flattered by a ride to shore. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
873 They're doing it again, aren't they? 1.3457 0.06126 81 56 22 3
874 We're not lost at sea, we're lost at Sea World. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
875 I hate sharkasm!! 1.3457 0.07487 81 62 10 9
876 got to cut down on those magic coconuts 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
877 Great job! Can you make a boat now? 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
878 They say it's the highest form of flattery. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
879 Should we try shaping our bodies into a boat? 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
880 Sure they're cute, and I'm a vegan, but if I catch one, it's dinner! 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
881 Meh. 1.3457 0.07690 81 63 8 10
882 Are they mocking us on porpoise? 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
883 I always thought I was taller than that. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
884 I can’t believe what I’m seeing, Fred. They nailed it. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
885 Weren't you the CEO of Seaworld? 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
886 We need to be doing more yoga. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
887 Either I’m hallucinating or we’re about to be rescued by Sea World. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
888 Very funny, but that doesn't look like me at all. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
889 Oh come on. I don't look like that! 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
890 Does that island look a little fishy to you? 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
891 Stuck in shark infested waters, the Winstons suffer through the warm-up act. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
892 It's not flattery; they are taunting us. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
893 "They mock what they don't understand". 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
894 Hey Stu, let's moon them. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
895 They say they feel our pain. 1.3418 0.05665 79 53 25 1
896 We are not amused. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
897 I hate mimes. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
898 Look! I think they're doing that on-porpoise 1.3418 0.07619 79 61 9 9
899 Quick Harold! Look! They're doing it again... 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
900 It's just irritating if you ask me. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
901 You say it's empathy, I say it's mockery. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
902 If we ever get off this island, that is the exact tattoo I'm getting 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
903 I always buy dolphin friendly tuna, and this is the thanks I get? 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
904 Vertebrates, warmblooded, feed milk to young, sense of sarcasm ... 1.3418 0.05944 79 54 23 2
905 So let me guess ... you think the mermaids were better. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
906 I think they're mocking us again. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
907 If they can do that, surely we can swim. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
908 Couldn't you have trained them to get help? 1.3418 0.07619 79 61 9 9
909 They do this on porpoise. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
910 ...no. no particular reason. I just think it would be fun to sit in the shape of a rescue boat. 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
911 Bill, where is that genie? I wished for some "purpose" in my life. "PURPOSE!" 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
912 I don't want to swim with them anymore - they are just mocking us. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
913 I think I hate being mocked even more than I hate sea-level rise. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
914 It's more like taunting than 'playful' 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
915 ...and the Dolphins are penalized for an Illegal Formation. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
916 The brochure did say. 'Watch the dolphins play." 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
917 Why is everything so curated nowadays? What happened to just hanging out? 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
918 You ask what are they doing now? Messing with us. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
919 I don't care how intelligent they are, it feels a bit mean. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
920 Next time, let's form a catamaran. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
921 We're not interested, try Sea World 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
922 Dolphins or porpoises? I wish we could Google it. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
923 Who said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
924 It wouldn't have been so bad if they weren't all smiling. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
925 They remind me of us. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
926 Are my thighs really that wide? 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
927 Too soon, guys. 1.3373 0.07329 83 64 10 9
928 Suddenly I feel very insignificant. 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
929 I can't believe you called them gay sharks. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
930 But can they turn into a life raft? 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
931 They're dolphinately doing it on porpoise. 1.3333 0.07670 78 61 8 9
932 Don't look impressed, act normal. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
933 I miss the man-eating sharks. At least they didn't mock us. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
934 Sure it's clever, but what's the porpoise? 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
935 Funny...Dazzling displays of nature usually distract me from our plight. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
936 I think they're mocking us.... Yes, on porpoise!!! 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
937 It’s either a playful homage or a mocking taunt. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
938 Well, it beats staring at the horizon. 1.3333 0.05674 78 53 24 1
939 Sadly, many of them haven't been able to adjust to life on the outside. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
940 I think art for art’s sake is the term you’re looking for. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
941 We never laugh anymore. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
942 If it weren't for all their clicking, they'd be pretty good Mimes. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
943 I just realized that I forgot to renew our Sea World membership! 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
944 I think they're teasing us on porpoise. 1.3333 0.07884 78 62 6 10
945 What is the porpoise of this mockery? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
946 I know it's supposed to be a palm tree, but all I see is food. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
947 Charades was a lot less cruel before we met the dolphins. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
948 I see it the other way: life imitates art. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
949 Dolphins are jerks 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
950 Do you think they would form into a boat if we asked nicely? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
951 What's the opposite of a mirage? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
952 Frank, look quick! They're doing it again! 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
953 After this, do you think you could teach us to swim? 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
954 Do you think we blend in? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
955 Do we really look like that? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
956 Oh how I've missed sarcasm. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
957 Larry, do you believe in an animal parallel universe? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
958 I swear they do that on porpoise. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
959 Well, if they're sincere then I suppose we should be flattered. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
960 Did you know that dolphins are the only other animal that mock people for pleasure? 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
961 Keep still. Mimes usually do not attack unless they feel threatened. 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
962 Nice; where we see crisis, they see art. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
963 Don't lose hope. Apparently we're now a meme. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
964 I don't have the heart to tell them we're not from SeaWorld. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
965 Atoll trolls 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
966 I never imagined that dolphins could be capable of such a twisted sense of humour. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
967 Well, it is the sincerest form of flattery 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
968 Wait'll they find out we ate all the fish. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
969 They're mocking us now, Harold. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
970 No food. No fresh-water. And now you're telling me you didn't pack the cameral! 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
971 Find out if they have an Uber dolphin among them. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
972 If no man is an island, is it because he lacks a porpoise? 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
973 I've seen better. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
974 I'm sensing a lot more mockery than flattery. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
975 It's so annoying. They see the fun side of everything! 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
976 I think we should re-think that Vegan oath we took! 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
977 Bob, I'm sure it's just a coincidence. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
978 Now do 'potable water.' 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
979 Just what we need: SeaWorld, with irony. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
980 That palm tree looks a little fishie to me. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
981 SeaWorld really needed to do a better retirement preparation program. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
982 Wait! They do this in the wild too? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
983 The neighbors are showing off again! 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
984 Is THAT what I really look like? 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
985 I stopped eating tuna for this? 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
986 Impressive, but I'd still rather see a boat. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
987 At least our message in a bottle reached SeaWorld. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
988 Yeah, but can you juggle 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
989 I hear they're the only other species to openly mock you in life-threatening situations. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
990 Intelligent, maybe. But I think they're just jerks. 1.3333 0.05960 78 54 22 2
991 Do you ever get the feeling we're being mocked? 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
992 Gawd, nothing ever happens here! 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
993 I'm not getting up to look unless they do the Statue of Liberty. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
994 No fish is an island. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
995 It's not that good of an impression; the one standing up doesn't look like me at all. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
996 Is it mimicry, mockery, or performance art? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
997 I can't look. It was bad enough when they all did the " Flipper laugh.." 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
998 There's nothing so truly annoying as synchronized swimming. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
999 I'm not sure, but I think we may have just won something 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1000 Is it a good or bad omen when you see your dolphingänger? 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1001 I think all that sushi has started to effect my hallucinations. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1002 Can they do a yacht? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1003 I think we provide them a sense of porpoise. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1004 Too bad there aren't more people to watch this! 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
1005 Do you think they might be Uber dolphins? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1006 Quick, look like a motor boat. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1007 It is entertaining, but we should've trained them to fetch us some food. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1008 Wow! I wonder what inspired that? 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1009 They're mocking us, but for what porpoise? 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
1010 Only God can make a tree. 1.3333 0.07670 78 61 8 9
1011 I know I should be angry, but they're making it difficult. 1.3291 0.07367 79 61 10 8
1012 Now that's synchronized swimming! 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1013 Built with porpoise. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
1014 Oh, forget it...If you didn't believe me about the whale rectangle and the shark trapezoid, you're definitely not going to believe this one. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1015 Is my nose really that big? 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1016 If they’re imitating us, I’m not flattered. 1.3247 0.07496 77 60 9 8
1017 I would give anything for a new Mirage 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1018 They're mocking us again, Marvin. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1019 I'd like to think it's more empathy than mockery. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1020 They're porpoises. Dolphins don't mock. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1021 Fuck you. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1022 I've heard of mocking birds, but this is ridiculous. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1023 Look guys, I'm flattered but it'd be more helpful if we could just ride on your backs 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1024 I think those humans are mocking us 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1025 Nah... nothing interesting on this side either. Keep looking in that direction. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1026 They say humor is the key to survival. That and a speargun. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1027 Very talented, but no creativity. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1028 Art imitates life! 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1029 So, performance art IS an evolutionary form. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1030 Public art---such a waste of tax dollars. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1031 We mock that which we do not understand. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1032 The last show in the world I want to see now is SEA WORLD 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1033 Sure, they're talented. But they are also extremely insensitive. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1034 Never mind. It's imitation seafood. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1035 So much for the theory that once released from captivity into the wild, they resort back to their natural ways. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1036 Who said climate change isn't real? 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1037 Nice job Flipper, now show us your S.O.S. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1038 Now their just mocking us. 1.3247 0.07496 77 60 9 8
1039 I think those dolphins are mocking us on porpoise. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1040 Now I think they are just mocking us.... 1.3247 0.07721 77 61 7 9
1041 I always knew they are smarter than us. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1042 Wouldn't it be better to teach them how to imitate a ship? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1043 And to think they did this just to get in the New Yorker caption contest. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1044 Great Mannequin Challenge entry, guys, but we still need help. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1045 Everybody is into performance art these days. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1046 Impressive, but would you mind doing that again for the Coast Guard? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1047 Bob, we should try and make the shape of a raft. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1048 Next category is "familiar place." 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1049 It's either a serious hallucination or fake news. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1050 What happens in the South Seas, stays in the South Seas. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1051 They're out-performing us again, George. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1052 Exactly what kind of brownies did your sister make for us...? 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1053 The mimicking I can take. It’s the taunting I can’t stand. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1054 I've heard of intelligent design - but that's ridiculous! 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1055 Honey, you're wrong. There IS a porpoise in life. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1056 What’s a hallucination look like? 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1057 Cheer up the dolphin show is amazing. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1058 George, look! It's Cirque Du Soleil Pacifica! 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1059 Looks like Sea World released more dolphins ... 1.3247 0.07496 77 60 9 8
1060 They're teasing us on porpoise. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1061 I have the feeling we are being mocked. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1062 I'd give anything for a harpoon right now. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1063 make like a boat,lets see what they can do with that 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1064 No... I think it's Nature imitates Art. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1065 Now they’re mocking us on porpoise. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1066 You never believe me; so...nothing happening here! 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1067 'Sea World should have never set them free.' 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1068 I am praying they will transform again into a seaplane. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1069 No dolphin is an island 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1070 We may have no food, but at least we have performance art. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1071 They're not only smart...they have sense of irony. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1072 Hey Chuck, you wouldn't happen to know much about the mating process of Bottlenose Dolphins? 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1073 Quick - make like a boat! 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1074 On the bright side, we've discovered that dolphins can mock. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1075 "I knew I shouldn't have eaten that little mushroom I found growing on the tree". 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1076 I think we're being trolled. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1077 They're imitating us, but if you look you'll ruin it. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1078 How do you know that the dolphins aren't hallucinating you? 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1079 They may be good at charades, but they are still really bad at rock, paper, scissors 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1080 Think of it as art imitating life? 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1081 Congrats Gary, you're no longer the biggest asshole in a 100 mile radius. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1082 I've heard they're great mimics, but now I think they're just being cruel. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
1083 Can't they turn into a raft instead? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1084 You can take the dolphins out of SeaWorld... 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1085 I'm still not convinced it's intelligence and not just instinct. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1086 It's like we're stuck in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1087 Big deal! I saw the same thing in an Esther Williams movie. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1088 Okay, enough with the charades! 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1089 Are they mocking us? I feel like they're mocking us. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1090 Highly intelligent but wildly impractical. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1091 I think my mirage was better. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1092 Al are you sure that coconut milk was not fermented? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1093 Please tell me Uber has a fleet of dolphins now. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1094 I suppose life does imitate art. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1095 I'm in the mood for an Esther Williams movie. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1096 TripAdvisor said whales, not dolphins. They'll be lucky to get 3 stars from me! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1097 See... it's not impossible to have fun under these circumstances. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1098 What's the porpoise of life anyway? 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
1099 There's a fine line between 'playful' and 'immature.' 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1100 It's hard to decide whether art imitates life or life imitates art. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1101 They're mocking us again! 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1102 That's just great. Sadistic dolphins. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1103 I'm pretty sure they're doing it on porpoise. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1104 Jim, don't turn around. This will NOT help your mood. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1105 What's the difference between flora and fauna again? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1106 My hallucinations are getting unoriginal. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1107 Dolphins are too smart for their own good. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1108 Ahoy, there! Can you guys make a boat? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1109 The good news is that you've been granted eight fishes. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1110 Training them to bring us fish to eat? -- NO! You want to be entertained! 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1111 I didn't know they were capable of sarcasm. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1112 Which one of us is the hallucination? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1113 I am never going to Sea World again. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1114 I'm sure they are doing that on porpoise 1.3158 0.07542 76 60 8 8
1115 I'm feeling imitated but not flattered. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1116 They nailed it again. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1117 I hate smug dolphins. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1118 I knew they could be cheerful; who knew they could be sarcastic? 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1119 Now could you get them to spell "help?" 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1120 I think they're trying to tell us that we're stuck on a desert island. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1121 Looks like SeaWorld released its performance art division back into the wild. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1122 Do you think they did that on porpoise? 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1123 Get the camera 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1124 I think they're teasing us on porpoise. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1125 Hon, remember what you said about monotony driving you crazy? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1126 They say imitation is the best form of flattery. 1.3158 0.07542 76 60 8 8
1127 The cartoonist is making fun of our misery. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1128 Yea but can they grow coconuts? 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1129 Wrong miracle. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1130 Yeah, dolphins are playful. Big deal. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1131 Should we build a wall? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1132 Dolphins are assholes 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1133 They're mocking us, Dave. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
1134 I think we're near Florida 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
1135 Do you think they're mocking us or just trying to make us feel a little less screwed? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1136 I think they are mocking your long nose 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1137 And here I am without my camera. Can you believe it? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1138 At least there's some intelligent life out here. 1.3158 0.05685 76 53 22 1
1139 Let's see if they can do a helicopter. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1140 Remember when you said that our lives have no porpoise...? 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1141 I think they are doing that on porpoise 1.3158 0.07542 76 60 8 8
1142 You call it empathy; I call it Schadenfreude. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1143 Just wait until they do their dolphin impression. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1144 Don't know about you, but I am SO bored with the same old routine. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1145 How do we tell them we're not here auditioning for Sea World? 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1146 Did they say Life imitates Art or vice-versa? 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1147 They had to block the view, didn't they. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1148 Maybe we should pretend we're a boat. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
1149 Ask them if they know how to do pastrami on rye. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1150 I'm done... No more games of Charade with the dolphins. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1151 You're missing the show. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1152 Ever feel like nature is mocking us? 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1153 At least they have a porpoise. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1154 Did you ever get the feeling you were being mocked? 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1155 Are they doing it on porpoise? 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1156 I don't have the heart to tell them about the election. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1157 Yeah, well, I don't think imitation is always the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1158 Seaworld must be holding auditions again. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1159 Wait 'til Sea World hears about this. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1160 Look, Fred, a cirque du soleil dolphin mirage 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1161 Sea World can't be far. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1162 Tom, did you drink the water, too? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1163 Don't tell them we're out of fish. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1164 Don't worry, I've sent a message in a bottlenose. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1165 Now they're just being jerks. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1166 The good news? We seem to be the envy of the neighborhood. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1167 I'd give the technical difficulty a '5' at best. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1168 Our friends did this on porpoise 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1169 Really, I see it more as an abstract work. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1170 I still see no porpoise. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1171 Great. Now can you synchronize a distress call? 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1172 You look and look for a porpoise in life, and then tree come along at once. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1173 My life has no porpoise. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1174 So does this mean the universe has intelligent design, or that it just likes messing with us? 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1175 Dolphins are such bastards. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1176 I don't think those were coconuts. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1177 They're mocking us on porpoise. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1178 I take it back, I would eat those damn condescending mammals. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1179 They are porpoisely mocking us! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1180 Not exactly my idea of dinner and a show either. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1181 Oh, I have been DYING to see this show! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1182 Well, that wasn't in the brochure. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1183 Do you think they see us? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1184 Yeah, the food sucks, but the entertainment is marvelous! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1185 Nice to see they've found work after all the water park lawsuits 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1186 Do we have a higher porpoise? 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1187 Listen, you there.....SOS does not mean Same Old Shtick! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1188 Something about that other island looks fishy. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1189 Show offs. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1190 What does one have to do to get away from this kind of crap? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1191 Is that the dolphin signal for 'You're screwed'? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1192 All those years as a marine biologist, and now they show me complex taunting behavior. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1193 I think the sun is frying my brains. That tree is starting to look like a pod of dolphins. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1194 I wish I could see what you see, but my life has no porpoise. 1.3108 0.07679 74 59 7 8
1195 No, still no ships ... 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1196 Surrounded by ocean...yet nothing but imitation fish. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1197 Is it sympathy or mockery? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1198 Appropriation or homage? 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1199 Are they mocking us, or the tree? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1200 Do you get the feeling we're being mocked? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1201 Now let's see if they can keep it up as long as us... 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1202 Their performances are starting to take atoll. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1203 Don't be silly, you are only imagining the whole world is mocking us" 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1204 I guess I never realized flattery could be so goddamn ironic. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1205 I might be impressed if I wasn't so hungry. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1206 I don't remember Flipper being so flippant. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1207 I do believe they're mocking us on porpoise. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1208 Well I think giving them all the fish was worth it. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1209 Tell them to try the Bellagio. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1210 How good are you at reading omens? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1211 Hey, look, it's the Island of the Blue Dolphins! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1212 You think they can do a motorboat? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1213 It seems man isn't the only mammal capable of mockery. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1214 I think they are trying to tell us something. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1215 ...And just when I thought my life had no porpoise... 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1216 Ever get the feeling we're being mocked? 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
1217 I wonder what happens if the bottom one sneezes. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1218 Thanks, but we're not flattered! 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
1219 Harold ... the mimes ... they've found us! 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1220 If they're that smart, why don't they order us some take-out. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1221 They're not mocking us. It's just one of those Facebook Flash mobs. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1222 We had to get stuck with one-trick dolphins. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1223 Well, at least nobody left us stranded on porpoise. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1224 Yeah, yeah, fantastic. But theirs can't grow coconuts! 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1225 They're doing that thing they do before they attack. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1226 "Those dolphins are really starting to make me lose my passion for post modern abstract symbolist representation.'' 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1227 If they're so smart, why don't they rescue us? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1228 Stranded on an island at Sea World, someone should find us soon. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1229 I liked them more before they found out about performance art. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1230 There's no way I'm as old as the one they've got playing me. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1231 At least the hallucinations are entertaining. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1232 I can't believe we lost the mannequin challenge to a pod of posers... 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1233 Of course they're magnificent. But I'm still going to write a scathing review. 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
1234 There's something you don't see every day. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1235 Well, at least somebody is enjoying themselves. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1236 I think something mysterious was in that coconut. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1237 Dolphins are well known for irony. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1238 They're right, we need to lighten up and enjoy the moment. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1239 Imitation is highest form of flattery! 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1240 They're doing that on porpoise! 1.3108 0.07916 74 60 5 9
1241 Let's play rock, paper, scissors and see what they do... 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1242 I hear they taste like chicken. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1243 "Yeah, rub it in show offs. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1244 Dude, I think I'm starting to hallucinate. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1245 They're making fun of us, aren't they? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1246 Art mocking Life. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1247 I knew dolphins were friendly, but who knew they were such good mimes? 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1248 They're mocking us and they're doing it on porpoise. 1.3108 0.07679 74 59 7 8
1249 I think they are mocking us somehow. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1250 A fountain? Uh, windmill? I know - a pinwheel! No? This one's a toughie... 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1251 Remember when I accused you yesterday of hallucinating? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1252 The Aqua-Uber's here. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1253 I don't mind being deserted, but I hate being mocked for it 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1254 Mockingbirds are one thing - but mocking dolphins? That's just cruel. 1.3067 0.07346 75 59 9 7
1255 They're either here to save us or they're having a laugh. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1256 Looks fishy to me 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1257 I don't think we're doing enough with our lives. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1258 I'm telling you, that tree just winked at me. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1259 I thought they were supposed to be smarter than us. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1260 Jerks... 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1261 Well, they say "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". 1.3026 0.07260 76 60 9 7
1262 Lassie was better signaling for help. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1263 I get the meaning, but I'm not sure about the tone. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1264 Personally, I think synchronized swimming is overrated. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1265 Endangered species be damned! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1266 The dolphins are mocking us again. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1267 Rehearsing for their upcoming debut, the Blue Dolphin Group entertains a captive audience. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1268 Let's take it one more time from the top. 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1269 Please impersonate a boat! 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1270 I think they're Flipper-ing us off. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1271 Uggh, we're being saved by Cirque de Dauphin 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1272 I guess art does imitate art, Mike. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1273 Those must be the extremely rare "MockingFish" 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1274 If we only had a cell signal -- this is Instagram gold! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1275 I've reconsidered who should get the title of "Second Smartest Mammal" 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1276 Let's just remember that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1277 Honey, either you were right about not drinking the sea water, or those dolphins are taunting us. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1278 It's like they understand us only enough to taunt us. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1279 I see a new porpoise in life. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1280 I told you to not throw them a fish 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1281 "Playful" my eye. That's just mean. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1282 I'm not sure but I think they are doing that on porpoise. 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1283 It makes me look fat 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1284 Looks like dolphins are good at irony too. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
1285 Its at times like this that I wonder what is the porpoise of life. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1286 I think they're using irony. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1287 They think they're such hot stuff; just remember, we have opposable thumbs. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1288 Bob. Can you pantomime a raft? 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1289 This whole synchronized swimming thing has gotten out of hand. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1290 Really, guys? Really? You won't let us ride you back to civilization? 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1291 I know they're smart, but they don't know how to get out of here either. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1292 Now they're just showing off. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1293 I think I'm Flippering out bro. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1294 There is something fishy about that other island 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1295 That's lovely and all, but can you form a rescue ship? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1296 "It's payback for all those fishing trips we took". 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1297 I wish Sea World had taught them to fetch a rescue ship. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1298 How is this better than a message in a bottle? 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1299 I think we're somewhere near Mandalay. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1300 We just can't compete with these pop-up islands... 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1301 They're intelligent enough to mock us. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1302 Remind me to update Wikipedia if we get rescued. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1303 Now can they get serious and spell out SOS? 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1304 Harold, is that a tableau or a tableau vivant? 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1305 They need to find a new porpoise. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1306 If I were Hemingway, I could write about this. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1307 It's like they were mocking us.... 1.3014 0.05408 73 51 22 0
1308 Well, it is the sincerest form of flattery 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1309 Yeah, they got the bronze in Rio - synchronized swimming. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1310 Maybe I'm losing it, but I think we're approaching Finland. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1311 All that training we gave them. Just so they could mock us. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1312 They're definitely doing it on porpoise. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1313 Flattery, shmattery. If they come any closer, I say we eat them. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1314 I spy with my little eye... 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1315 Do you think they're mocking us on porpoise? 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1316 Must they copy everything we do? 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1317 They're dolphinantly mocking us. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1318 It's all just so depressingly derivative. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1319 I still say they're porpoisely mocking us. 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1320 This is our lucky day they need an agent. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1321 They are so mocking us! 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1322 i think they're giving us the 'fin'ger! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1323 I heard that dolphins can be kind of mean, but wow. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1324 Joe, they are making fun of us again. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1325 It's the twinkly little half-smiles that make it hurt. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1326 Tell me if I'm out of line but I think they're doing that on porpoise 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1327 Don't look now, but that dolphin mime troupe is at it again. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1328 Great news, our fresh and creative sea food platter has finally arrived. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1329 I wish they'd quit using us to hide from the orcas. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1330 Boy, I miss YouTube. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1331 I knew your flipper imitation would come back to haunt you. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1332 I see no porpoise in that. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1333 Don't move Eunice; let's see how long they can stay like that. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1334 We should have brought the kids! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1335 The one on the left is starting to look pretty cute. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1336 Great mimic intelligence, but no empathy! 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1337 Reminds me of the ice sculpture at my wedding! 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1338 Yeah, they're super-talented and smart, but I already know what a desert island looks like. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1339 Oh for Pete's sake! Can't you talk about anything but FISH. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1340 There is a message in the bottle-nose for us. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1341 Being stranded is bad enough, but I didn't count on the mocking. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1342 Well that certainly is impressive. Do you also do a "Rescue at Sea" routine or is this your only act? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1343 I can't decide if they're taunting us.... or entertaining us. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1344 Mating season will be a challenge. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1345 I knew they possessed excellent emotional mirroring skills but this is some next level stuff. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1346 Sure they're smart, but they obviously can't hear. I said, "Can you make yourselves into a raft," not "Do you want to be photographed." 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1347 You're missing the whole fin-ale. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1348 When life imitates art there is no porpoise.- The Dali Dolphin 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1349 Imitation is a form of flattery my ass. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1350 They're dolphins, clearly - the porpoise does not have such a well-developed sense of schadenfreude. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1351 I see several porpoises, but no purpose. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1352 They're mocking our perceived hierachical order of intelligence. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1353 You're right, no more intimacy until they leave. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1354 The SeaWorld refugees are back... 1.3014 0.07475 73 58 8 7
1355 There's a special place in hell for whoever said imitation is the greatest form of flattery. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1356 A porpoise full demonstration. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1357 No, I think they travel in pods, not octets. Why? 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1358 Their waiting for their score. 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
1359 Look how they've reporpoised themselves. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1360 We could have sushi for dinner 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1361 No imagination! 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1362 So they can be a palm tree, but not a rescue boat? That's just passive aggressive. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1363 Either they're very talented or we should lay off the raw bream for awhile..... 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1364 At least our predicament is not without porpoise. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1365 now they are just mocking us 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1366 Dolphins can be really insensitive 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1367 They say they use to rescue people, but then decided based on our television preferences that we preferred to be entertained to death. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1368 Message in a Bottlenose. 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
1369 I don't think they have middle fingers, do you? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1370 They're not mocking us, Jerry, that's just the sound they make. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1371 Do you think they're trying to make us feel bad on porpoise? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1372 Pictionary? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1373 I think they're mocking us on porpoise! 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1374 Ok, now they're just making fun. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1375 Do they have to be smarter than us in EVERYTHING? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1376 Do you think they're good enough to make a plane? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1377 Am I hallucinating or are the dolphins mocking us? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1378 The did that on porpoise. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1379 Scan the horizon when they form a yacht. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1380 I've never hallucinated on porpoise before. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1381 I hate to interrupt your thoughts but what is the difference between dolphins and porpoises? 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1382 Check it out, Bob. Those humans on that island over there are posing just like us! 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1383 I got it, they're intelligent, but do they have to mock us, too? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1384 I hate being mocked on porpoise. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1385 You know what they say: a cetacean is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1386 Well, yes…I suppose schadenfreude is a sign of animal intelligence. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1387 Well, at least they're having fun. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1388 It's a snarky sense of humor, that's true, but not an unsophisticated one. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1389 Here come the rejects from Sea World again. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1390 I knew they were nimble. I didn't know they were smart-alecks. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1391 It's not flattery. They're making fun of us. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1392 Somehow it doesn't feel like flattery to me. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1393 I told you they have a porpoise. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1394 Perfect! Now go find help. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1395 God !! I hate sarcasm !! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1396 This is way better than a message in a bottle. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1397 What if our palm tree had coconuts on it? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1398 They say imitation is the fin-est form of flattery. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1399 Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but I think they're just rubbing it in. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1400 They have empathy! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1401 I'm starting to think imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1402 No fish is an island. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1403 How close are we to Vegas? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1404 Mocking or not, they're really good! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1405 It's an advertisement for Christmas seals. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1406 If we are this close to SeaWorld, let's save ourselves by swimming. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1407 Should I tell them Sea World isn't hiring? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1408 Do you get the feeling they're mocking us? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1409 Purpose. I said I'd like to know the purpose of this island. 1.2917 0.07772 72 59 5 8
1410 This week on Survivor, the Miami Dolphins vs. the Minnesota Twins. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1411 I think it's the cast from that new Vegas act, Cirque du Filet. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1412 I miss the imitation crab. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1413 Being a fish out of water just doesn't have the same meaning that it used to. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1414 Something fishy is going on. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1415 Do we really look like that? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1416 If they're so smart, why don't they know another game besides Charades? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1417 Ah, Doug! Look how hard they try to keep us amused! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1418 They're as bored as we are. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1419 Look, copycatfish! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1420 Well now they're just mocking us. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1421 I think they're showing either empathy or sarcasm. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1422 Best impersonation I've seen since Alec Baldwin. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1423 They're only taunting us because we're vegans. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1424 Well... immitation is the greatest form of flattery. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1425 Now I’m sorry I ever bought dolphin safe tuna. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1426 They're mocking us again! 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1427 There goes the lagoon! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1428 I think the folks from Sea World have found us. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1429 I'll bet you for the last candy bar that we'll see a dolphin today. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1430 Impressive - but we can't afford to take on any more staff. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1431 I'm pretty sure it's a mockumentary. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1432 Do you think they're making fun of us? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1433 Part of me wishes I hadn't used all our fish for training porpoises. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1434 I'm suddenly feeling guilty about all the tuna I've eaten. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1435 There's something fishy about that island... 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1436 You know, I'm starting to think they're mocking us. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1437 Same show - every day! Booorrrring! 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1438 Oh, my God, the one on top looks like Esther Williams! 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1439 It just proves there's a porpoise for everything. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1440 I wish we had a spear and some sticky rice. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1441 Tell me again, how pigs are smarter than dolphins? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1442 These ones don't appear to be the rescuing kind. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1443 Okay, I give up. What DO you spy beginning with 'D'? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1444 There are some days I just wish we weren't vegans. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1445 Two words...first word...sounds like.... 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1446 I now find it just annoying. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1447 Sometimes, its art that imitates life. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1448 Impressive, yes, but replicating a raft would be more so. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1449 Oh look, they're trying to cheer us up. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1450 Not only they are as smart as we are, they also have a finer and cruel sense of humour. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1451 Now I just think they're mocking us. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1452 You only hear from the people they save. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1453 The experts say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but I'm pretty sure they're just mocking us. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1454 now that's what i call synchronized swimming 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1455 Somebody's been watching too many Esther Williams movies. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1456 Life imitating art. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1457 They're just taunting us now. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1458 I suddenly have a sense of porpoise in my life. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1459 I would rather be circled by sharks than have to watch synchronized dolphins 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1460 I hate it when they make fun of us. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1461 Who says life is without porpoise? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1462 When I wished for an island worth of fish, I should have been more specific 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1463 Do you think they have a porpoise behind this? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1464 Well on the bright side at least we get the Dolphin game this weekend. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1465 They ARE playful and intelligent. And I think they're messing with us. 1.2917 0.05394 72 51 21 0
1466 Nope. I'm not falling for that again. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1467 What's the tipping etiquette in this situation? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1468 I'd prefer an iPod. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1469 They must have figured out 'ironic realism' before they were released from Sea World. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1470 I'd like to think it's flattery. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1471 If they're so smart, how come they don't have anything better to do than making fun of us? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1472 Their just messing with us now! 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1473 There's nothing worse than a school of mockfish. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1474 They are doing this on porpoise. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1475 Let's just hope it's not a mating dance. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1476 Well you know what they say, Bob. Art imitates life. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1477 Mocking birds I get. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1478 Look, Fred. Our dolphinium is in bloom! 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1479 Sure they're smart animals, but I still wish we had cable. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1480 Mimes, they're everywhere. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1481 Just when your convinced that there's no order in the universe. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1482 Don't they know representational art is out? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1483 How far are we from sea world? 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1484 Caricature? Or homage? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1485 I've decided I'm not going to clap anymore. They like it so much that I think they don't want to get us rescued. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1486 They're echolocation clicking at us, not with us. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1487 A raft is a much simpler configuration. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1488 I think they misunderstood when I asked for a ride 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1489 Ignore them. They're just trying to be clever. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1490 We'll tell everybody that we were stranded on an island with the Dolphin Cheerleaders. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1491 It wasn't the best performance ever, but it was still better than Cats. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1492 At least it's entertainment. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1493 I like theirs better. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1494 Biomimicry? This is biomockery! 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1495 They show so much empathy. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
1496 Are they mocking us, or are we mocking them? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1497 Okay, now they're just taunting us. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1498 The entertainment value is starting to wear off. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1499 Talk about mockery at its finest...couldn't they just snort "na na nana na"?! 1.2917 0.07516 72 58 7 7
1500 Clever. But I bet they didn't predict the presidential election. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1501 It's the rescue team from the Cirque du Soleil cruise ship. 1.2917 0.07516 72 58 7 7
1502 You need to see this new twist to the desert island joke. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1503 See anything on your side?" "No. See anything on your side?" "No. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1504 I've finally stopped hallucinating simple carbohydrates. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1505 I miss whimsy. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1506 I don't mind being entertained, it's the mocking tone that's really bumming me out. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1507 You should see their Eiffel Tower 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1508 Hey, Bob, you'll never guess what I see this time. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1509 Fish or mammal, dolphins can be real dicks sometimes 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1510 I don't really feel like water yoga today. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1511 I think they are mocking us 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1512 Perhaps we should have eaten those fish, rather than using them all as training rewards 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1513 Hey, Stan. Who knew porpoises know sarcasm? 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1514 How on earth did they hear about the Mannequin Challenge? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1515 They're making fun of us. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1516 You can take the dolphin out of the aquarium but... 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1517 Hey, look! I finally taught them how to make a 'selfie.' 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1518 I feel like they are doing it on porpoise. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1519 Empathy is overrated. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1520 Porpoise envy. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1521 Now who is the more intelligent species... 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1522 I don't see the porpoise. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1523 Cheeky, aren’t they? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1524 George, you're missing the dolphins' cheerleading competition. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1525 Hey, I think they're doing it on porpoise. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1526 COPYFISH 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1527 They're just Republicans. The exuberance will pass. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1528 Our lives finally have porpoise. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1529 Now they're doing it on porpoise. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1530 That's the last time I play "Simon Says" with a bunch of dolphins. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1531 I'll say this, what these dudes lack in imagination, they make up for in showmanship. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1532 Quick, build a wall! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1533 Well, at least, imitation is the sincerest form of flippery. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1534 A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1535 If we spoke Dolphin we could hitch a ride out of here. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1536 How can they be so degrading and still be so cute? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1537 At least they're empathetic. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1538 The good news is we are three thousand miles away. The bad news is we can still get Twitter. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1539 Do you think they learned that at school? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1540 They may not be helpful, but they sure are entertaining. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1541 Blue Fin Tuna Man Group? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1542 I had given up hope until I experienced art with a porpoise... 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1543 Granted, porpoises are smart; also a morbid sense of humor. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1544 Remember when you were saying you were sorry you hadn't had a porpoise-filled life? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1545 Quick - make like a boat! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1546 honey.....today's mirage looks like dolphin with the stars 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1547 It's beautiful, but does it serve a porpoise? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1548 You don't by any chance have a photograph of a boat, do you? 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1549 I don't think they get us. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1550 We should bring this show to a bigger audience. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1551 Sorry, gang. We’re just not in the mood for whimsy. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1552 Quick, let's try to look like a boat! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1553 Great impression but we would prefer a ride home. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1554 How come ours doesn't have those tiny coconuts? 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1555 I can't decide if they're rescuing us or making fun of us. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1556 No dolphin is an island, but eight are. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1557 They say imitation is the sincerest form of mockery. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1558 Let's see how well they do with our tap dance routine. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1559 Movie title, three syllables, first syllable rhymes with 'fast'; c'mon, Harry, I could use some help here. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1560 Playful, we know. A sense of irony has never been observed, before now. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1561 I think I miss Miami football the most. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1562 You should have finished that course in sign language. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1563 Hey, we must be close to Sea World. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1564 I appreciate the entertainment, but can't they just puke up a couple of mackerels? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1565 I think it's empathy 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1566 George, I may be going crazy, but I think they're doing that on porpoise. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1567 Shall we swim over for Happy Hour? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1568 We need to make it look like we're on a boat. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1569 I forgot how much I miss Sea World. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1570 Hey Bill, I think I finally figured out what a "meme" is. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1571 Should I tell them Trump won? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1572 I thought dolphins were supposed to be all sensitive and new-agey. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1573 But can it really be called an "installation" if it's not in a gallery? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1574 They're saying Shark du Soleil is coming 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1575 Are they doing it on porpoise? 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1576 Damn mimes! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1577 After first mocking the castaways in a stunningly creative tableau, the dolphins then escorted them to a deserted island without a tree, just for giggles. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1578 I'm confused ... is this really evidence of dolphin intelligence? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1579 They're just messing with our heads...on porpoise 1.2817 0.07555 71 58 6 7
1580 I think they're flirting with us. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1581 This could be the beginning of a meaningful communication or just a spectacular display of flippancy. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1582 I think they're trying to tell us they understand our plight. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1583 Are they mocking us porpoisely? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1584 The absurdity of our situation compels me to question the porpoise of life. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1585 There's no way this is a coincidence. They have to be doing it on porpoise. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1586 Fine, Brett, I admit it: Dolphins are total assholes. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1587 How do we get them to mimic a rescue boat? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1588 I miss the days when we did the baiting. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1589 Is it just me, or do you think there is something fishy about that other island? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1590 They make it look so easy. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1591 I wonder what we are sitting on? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1592 Either I'm hallucinating or their brains are larger than ours. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1593 Remember that bad sushi we ate on the cruise ship? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1594 Do you think they know how to write "S.O.S"? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1595 Those assholes are really getting a little too good at charades. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1596 That's quite the effort. Should we ask them over for drinks? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1597 I wish I had my camera! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1598 It took me eight years to train there guys and you're not even going to take a look? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1599 It was the best of times. It was the worst of times 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1600 Day 47: We have infiltrated the enemy base. They still have not noticed. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1601 "Very impressive, but you wouldn't have a chance on 'Shark Tank'". 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1602 Okay, now you're just showing off 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1603 Finally a chance to find porpoise in our lives 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1604 Cute, but not original. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1605 You up for some sushi tonight. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1606 Their school must teach that art imitates life. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1607 We'd cream them in Pictionary. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1608 I think we're their charades clue. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1609 I promised them an audition at Seaworld when we get home. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1610 So they haven't gotten help yet... this is still pretty impressive. 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1611 Once they're done mocking us do you think they'll go for help? 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1612 I thought dolphins had feelings. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1613 Well, look at that. A podcast of ourselves! 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1614 So much for going to get help 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1615 Paul, I think there is something in that water we drank... 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1616 I said shrimp cocktail. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1617 Imitation is the sincerest form of mockery. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1618 If this was Sea World, I'd be really impressed. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1619 Looks like they are mocking us on porpoise! 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1620 I remember SeaWorld when it was just a tank and some beach balls. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1621 I think they like us ironically. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1622 Now I know they have always been laughing at us. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1623 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but isn't very helpful. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1624 I'm flattered by the sincerity of their imitation but flattery gets us nowhere. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1625 So, what's their porpoise in mocking us? 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1626 Who’s the idiot who said, ‘Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?’ 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1627 The little one sorta looks like you. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1628 Sorry, I was wrong. They aren't rescue dolphins. They are Sea World escapees. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1629 I'm not feeling sincerely flattered at the moment. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1630 I do believe they're mocking us on porpoise. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1631 I was hoping for something more escapist. 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
1632 Also the schools are better 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1633 This is not a good time to be a vegan. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1634 Yeah, well the top ones are fake. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1635 It's the sincerest form of flattery 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1636 You should have taught them to catch fish. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1637 It's the dolphin show promised in the island cruise brochure. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1638 It's nice they're trying to cheer us up. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1639 Stop it, you're projecting. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1640 They must have escaped from Las Vegas 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1641 Don't look. They're just showing-off. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1642 Months of hard work, training the dolphins, finally pays off 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1643 Ok, they're mocking us. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1644 I can deal with no food and no water, but the incessant mocking..... 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1645 I can't tell if it's art imitating life, or if they're just ridiculing us. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1646 They sure are good. It's just a shame they go away every time a rescue boat comes. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1647 It's life imitating life. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1648 No, thanks. I went to the 8 o'clock show. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1649 Funny--used to be known as monkey see--monkey do! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1650 And just after I had gotten over the seagulls mocking us. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1651 I see the entertainment made it, too! 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1652 We trained them too well. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1653 I need to stop saying "That could never happen". 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1654 It's cute, but I don't see the porpoise of it! 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1655 "Maybe we can train them to form SOS". 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1656 I told you I hate the Ice Capades, I hate synchronized swimming and I hate "stranded on an island" cartoons. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1657 Hey, I think they're mocking us... 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1658 If they're so intelligent, why can't they do a motor boat? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1659 Quick, pretend to be a boat. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1660 Sincere or not, I'm just not in the mood for flattery. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1661 Every filet o'fish I ever ate is getting revenge on me! 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1662 Eddie! That pod of dolphins that we saw leap off the cruise ship is back with a new routine. Don't know why they came our way but I suppose they have a porpoise. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1663 Think we can get them to make an SOS? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1664 Don't get so excited... It's imitation seafood. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1665 Actually, never mind. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1666 Well, I would just as soon our life didn't imitate their art. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1667 I knew there'd be a payoff for buying ethical canned tuna. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1668 Ignore them. They're mocking us! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1669 Quick, shake the tree! 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1670 Meh...I've seen better at Sea World. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1671 Do you think they're trying to tell us something? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1672 It’s hard to tell if they’re just being jerks when they always smile like that. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1673 I hope for their next act they form into a life boat 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1674 I think I finally found a porpoise in life. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1675 Yes, Jim, you're hallucinating. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1676 I didn't know dolphins could be so mean. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1677 Nobody likes a show off. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1678 I'm beginning to think that the ability of dolphins to mimic is more than just folklore 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1679 Oh, look - it's an informal grouping of the order Cetacea. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1680 Hey Bob, are you sure you left your camera in the boat? 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1681 Are they waiting for our applause? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1682 Well, they say "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1683 They've really come a long way since we first arrived here. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1684 Dolphins can be so cruel when others aren't looking. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1685 Cute, but I still miss reality TV. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1686 Don't throw them any more fish, Stanley. They're making a mockery of us. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1687 They think you said our lives had no porpoise. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1688 Now I know how Trump feels about Alec Baldwin. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1689 I hate it when they patronize us! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1690 I think we're being mocked. 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1691 Do you think they're doing it on porpoise?" "Dolphinitely. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1692 I don't really see the porpoise of this. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1693 Do sharks like to play before they eat their food? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1694 Looks like Sea World's orcas have taken their show on the road 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1695 We should have stayed in school. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1696 now they are just mocking us 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1697 Rethinking your vegan stance yet, mate? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1698 Do you ever feel like Life is mocking you? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1699 Honey, can hallucinations mock? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1700 Ha, the jokes on them. We have clothes on. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1701 Well, they're either making fun of us or performing "Waiting for Godot." Either way, you should look. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1702 Ed, do you know about quantum continuous symmetries and corresponding conservation laws? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1703 Those dolphin mimes are starting to get on my nerves. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1704 Let's go to Sea World, you said. They created a new program, you said. You wanted to be a captive audience. 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1705 Look Ed, Ludibrium Phocoenidae, common name Mocking Porpoise. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1706 While I am enjoying the show, I am getting nervous about the killer while performance at 2pm. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1707 I'm feeling disrespected. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1708 The last thing I need to hear about right now is overachieving dolphins. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1709 That tropical décor motif is so yesterday. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1710 I didn't say 'Simon Says'! I win! 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1711 They gonna just frolic or help us? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1712 When we hear the whistle we have to switch places. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1713 This whole synchronized swimming thing is getting out of control. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1714 Now I think they are just mocking us.... 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1715 I still say we should have opted for rescue not entertainment. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1716 Derivative! 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1717 *You* told them you were Simon Cowell. Now make them go away. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1718 Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1719 Smart, huh? I clearly said "pontoon boat" not "palm tree afloat." 1.2647 0.07732 68 57 4 7
1720 They'll let us ride them back to Sea World, but I've been there like a million times already. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1721 My kingdom for a hook 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1722 This morning when I looked out the cabin window they were swimming alongside the ship. I didn't take a photo because, you know, dolphins swimming beside the ship. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1723 John, look! They're mocking us again. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1724 You think that's funny? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1725 Yep, you're dying. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1726 Now that's what I call re-porpoise-ing 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1727 Okay,this time let's hold hands around the tree 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1728 It sure makes you wonder--dolphins or porpoises? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1729 It's so hard to tell if imitation is a compliment or just sarcasm. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1730 Is that how I look in photos now? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1731 I do believe that we are being mocked. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1732 So, so sympatico. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1733 I liked them better when they were giving us the Flipper. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1734 What started as entertainment has turned into bullying. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1735 Brad! Seven dolphins are making fun of us on porpoise! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1736 No more of your 'Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.' OK? 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1737 Quit dwelling on being rescued. Did you ever read "The Porpoise Driven Life?" 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1738 We'll see how funny you think it is when a six pack ring washes up on shore... 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1739 So much for " Go get help, Flipper! ... Do you understand me , Flipper?".... 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1740 I think they may be phishing us! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1741 They choreograph this, but flagging down a passing ship it too much to ask? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1742 I can't stand any more of these useless displays of cheerfulness. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1743 Now they're just showing off. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1744 Amazing, isn't it? But is it real intelligence or just sophisticated imitation? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1745 They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but I can't help but feel like they're mocking us. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1746 Boy, they really have a wicked sense of humor! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1747 What gets me is how do they stay out of the water so long? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1748 Now they are just taunting us. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1749 That island seems awfully fishy. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1750 Young, bored dolphins learn the cruel but entertaining art of mockery. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1751 Do you think they are doing that on porpoise? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1752 I'II give them a TEN. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1753 Alas. No porpoise is an island. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1754 Life is art. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1755 I guess mocking us is their porpoise in life. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1756 Now that's an island that can survive rising sea levels! 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1757 If they're smart enough to mock us, they're smart enough to send for help. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1758 You up for a visit to a theme park? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1759 Is it porpoises or porpi? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1760 Simon says... 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1761 Are they making fun of us? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1762 Despite their best efforts, the troop of wandering, porpoise acrobats were unable to cheer up the castaways. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1763 Now I just think they're making fun of us. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1764 Talented? Granted. But the mockery is just so hurtful... 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1765 Copy cat! Copy cat! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1766 Since their release from captivity, the dolphins were still unclear on the concept. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1767 Next summer I vote we go to Europe. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1768 I know how we got stuck on this island, but... what about them? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1769 Did you ever get the feeling that you were being mocked? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1770 I just feel like our life here lacks porpoise. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1771 I think they are mocking us 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1772 Hmmm, just musing if cartoonists get paid regardless of what they submit? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1773 I think synchronized swimming is way over overrated. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1774 Let's just say that I'm not flattered. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1775 They did it on porpoise. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1776 Know what Ralph, I think there's something fishy about our situation here. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1777 No, they're mocking us. It's no accident. They're doing it on porpoise. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1778 I see they’re clever, but I wish they’d be more empathetic and swim for help. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1779 Uh oh. I think they want to reporpoise the island. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1780 Very impressive. Now see if you can train them to make a boat. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1781 'Was that it for the mushrooms?' 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1782 We've been reporpoised... 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1783 Meh. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1784 Hey, George, we're here because we got shipwrecked.But, they're all here on porpoise! 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1785 Those snarky dolphins are back. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1786 Is 'mocking' a sign of intelligence? 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
1787 Well, it was your idea to move here to get away from the mimes in Times Square. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1788 Remember I told you about the Mannequin Challenge? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1789 Well, the last guys thought it was funny... 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1790 I think they're mocking us on porpoise! 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1791 So like us. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
1792 You think they're doing that on porpoise? 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1793 It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1794 Posers 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1795 I think they're doing it on porpoise. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1796 It's not simple mockery. I think it's their reasoned commentary on the overuse of the desert island cartoon trope. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1797 It's cetacean for, "And what did those opposable thumbs get you on Election Day?" 1.2647 0.07732 68 57 4 7
1798 Looks like they found their porpoise. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1799 Roger...this whole time we've been at SeaWorld. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1800 What's the porpoise? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1801 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
1802 Look at them. Those dolphins think they're so much smarter than us. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1803 The one mimicking you looks pretty tasty. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1804 I sent the message in a bottlenose. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1805 Oh, bravo. Now do it in Kansas. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1806 You can take the porpoise out of Sea World, but you can't take Sea World out of the porpoise. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
1807 They're supposed to be smart, not smart alecks! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1808 Quick! Draw a picture of a cheeseburger in the sand! 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1809 Simon says, make some sushi. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
1810 There's a bunch of dolphins having a good time rubbing it in. Don't get up. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1811 If we ever get out of this, I'm moving to Japan. 1.2609 0.07344 69 57 6 6
1812 I have an idea, Henry. Get over here and help pantomime a boat. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1813 Sea World escapees turn the table: "Who's the trapped mammal now?" 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1814 Where's the harpoon? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1815 Please don't start up with the whole "opposable thumbs" thing again. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
1816 I can't tell if they're trying to mock us or amuse us. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1817 Oh, no. More refugees from Seaworld. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1818 Want to switch sides? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1819 I'm sincerely flattered. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1820 Show offs. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1821 So that's our fate, sea life imitating art. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1822 Thank goodness, we must be somewhere near one of the Disney Resort islands! 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1823 No, I think they're chunk light. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1824 ...and these are homo sapiens... now on to the next island. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1825 Good news- we're not far from Art Basel Miami. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1826 "A joke about our sense of porpoise would really be grabbing the low hanging fruit". 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1827 Ok . . . one-word, two-syllables, rhymes with lampooned. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1828 Yeah, we've definitely been here too long. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1829 I think we've been eating too many rotten coconuts. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1830 Just when I thought life had no porpoise... 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1831 I know the brochure said, "Quiet getaway with unusual sightseeing opportunities," but don't you think you should have checked the reviews. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1832 Life imitating art. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1833 This used to be such a nice quiet neighborhood. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1834 Copycats. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1835 If they get the Sea World gig, maybe they'll take us with them. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1836 This is the last time I'm doing coconuts. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1837 Um...Phil, did I ever tell you about the first time we saw Cirque du Soleil? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1838 I don't know if I like art just for art's sake. 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
1839 They trained at Cirque du Filet of Sole. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1840 No, you're the less-evolved species. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1841 Why do those damned porpoises have to be so competitive? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1842 They must be that group that escaped from SeaWorld. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1843 Somebody had too much time on their flippers. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1844 Try hallucinating about the Jets, you never know...... 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1845 They look like us, but they're having fun 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1846 Well, they do have the home court advantage. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1847 There's some amazing animal shows on this channel. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1848 Its ok, I guess, if you're into that sort of thing. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1849 I'd kill for a tuna salad sandwich right now. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1850 This one's a real hallucination. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1851 I think they're doing it on porpoise. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1852 I heard dolphins were intelligent but I think these are mocking us. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1853 No, I don't get it either. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1854 Something tells me that those berries we ate are hallucinogenic. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1855 This feels more welcoming, but what's their end game? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1856 What hallucination? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1857 Cool! Salt water is a hallucinogen. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1858 They are porpoisely mocking us! 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1859 Now will you stop lecturing me about all the tuna sandwiches? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1860 That's very insensitive. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1861 And for the hundredth time, NO, I don't have a cameraphone on me! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1862 Imitation is the highest form of flattery. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1863 The good news is we won't have to lie when we tell this fish story. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1864 Marco? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1865 I don't know . . . I just feel like a fish out of water here. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1866 No, I'm not interested in your phantasmagorial dolpinatious fantasies at this point in time. 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
1867 I think those two humans are trying to tell us something. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1868 I already told them we had nothing to do with Sea World. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1869 Looks good, but now we need to work on your facial expressions. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1870 We need to figure out how to have a lot more fun. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1871 Our new neighbors are show-offs. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1872 Now they're just taunting us on porpoise! 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
1873 Yeah, yeah, I believe you. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1874 I now feel like my life has porpoise. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1875 And you said humor should always have a porpoise. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1876 Looks like a school of mockingfish. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1877 But my GPS said, "Mahi." 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1878 I've always enjoyed synchronized swimming. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1879 Wait, are they doing this on porpoise? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1880 He looks nothing like me. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1881 I know their brains are bigger than ours - but mocking strandees is in downright bad taste! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1882 I know we don't have much land. But what a swell lawn ornament! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1883 And you thought topiary wasn't relevant anymore 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1884 If it's not satire, then it's irony. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1885 Wonder if we can eat tuna free dolphin? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1886 Aren't dolphins supposed to be helpful? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1887 Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1888 Another pun for you. Imagine if we were stranded out here on porpoise. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1889 They are very intelligent but their sense of humor is in very poor taste. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1890 For god's sake, stop saying "Something looks fishy here". For the hundredth time, they're not fish!" 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1891 Humans - mocking us? So rude. 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
1892 If I didn't know better I'd say they were mocking our predicament on porpoise. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1893 I know it’s cliche’, but we’re like fish out of water… 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1894 I get the feeling they're making fun of us. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1895 Do you think they know they can just swim away? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1896 We just need six more people to compete. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1897 They're nice, but I ordered whales. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1898 Don't go by me, I thought downward facing dog was an awkward pose 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1899 The whales' one was better. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1900 You're wrong - life does have a porpoise. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1901 Lacks sincerity. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1902 Do you think they get it? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1903 I dare you to tell me one more time that life imitates art. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1904 Ah yes, imitation...the least sincere form of predation. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1905 Don't look. They're just making fun of us. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1906 Mimes. See, I told you we're stranded in French Polynesia. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1907 How long are we going to have to hold this? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1908 They really nailed our chemistry. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1909 It seems like the Dolphins are beginning to play with a real sense of porpoise. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1910 I really hate installation artists 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
1911 Didn't we see this same act at the last shipwreck? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1912 Who knew dolphin mimes could be so sarcastic? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1913 You know, it's not their intelligence that bothers me, it's their mocking attitude. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1914 Is your iPhone charged? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1915 Now naked women. That would be a good hallucination 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
1916 I hate mimes. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1917 I don't mind the mocking; it's the sneering I can't abide. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1918 It's either a mirage or lunch! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1919 Just our luck, shipwrecked at SeaWorld. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1920 That's great but ask them for a lift to the shore and see how much help they are 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1921 Maybe I should have kept the fish bucket for us. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1922 I think it's for camouflage porpoises. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1923 I guess everyone is preparing for the Trump presidency. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1924 Impressive but not helpful. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1925 We've already seen that one, you unoriginal bastards! 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1926 I wish I never said cheerleading isn't a sport. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1927 Phil, just act natural. They won't even notice we're here. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1928 It's not a mirage. There doing it on porpoise. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1929 They can't see us if we don't move 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1930 Pic or it didn't happen. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1931 There's a dark porpoise behind this. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1932 For the last time, Henry! They said that they don't have any Grey Poupon! 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1933 That's just animal cruelty. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1934 It's dolphin for no man is an island. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1935 Let's switch sides. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
1936 I'm flattered. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1937 Dolphins are natural mimics...and assholes. 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
1938 If that's a mirage, maybe this is a mirage, too! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1939 Rescue Ships? No, we're being parodied by dolphins. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1940 I think its an ad for seaworld 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1941 Yes they have a porpoise and clearly it's to mock us 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1942 I can't be certain, but I think they are mocking us." 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1943 My kingdom for a harpoon! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1944 Another (ironic) example of art imitating life. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1945 They're mocking us, how cute. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1946 I've finally seen my porpoise in life... 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1947 C'est la fin. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1948 No, it's not Cirque de Soleil but it's the best I could do. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1949 Imitation is the saddest form of global warning. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
1950 Do you think we should decorate it? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1951 I don't think that clapping is the reward that they were hoping for! 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1952 If we could just get six other guys.. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1953 Are they teasing us on porpoise? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1954 Stop being such a good audience--they're scaring all the fish away. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1955 Sure we're safe here, but over there we would be dolphin safe. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1956 Sam, they're rubbing it in our face again. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1957 Should we try a message in a bottlenose? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1958 Is that a mirage, or are they doing that on porpoise? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1959 Whose idea was it to play charades? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1960 You have this power and all you can think of is dolphins? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1961 I'm sending a message in a bottlenose 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1962 They make it look so easy. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1963 Dolphins do have a perverted sense of humor, don't they? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1964 Psssttt...that dolphin looks nothing like me 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1965 I've flippered out! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1966 Intelligence, playfulness, and a proclivity for rescuing humans... I tell you two out of three is bad. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1967 You can call it fun-loving, I call it ridicule. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1968 I suppose it's the thought that counts. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1969 Okay, we get it, you guys are clever, now can you please stop mocking us?! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1970 Oh no! Stranded dolphins! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1971 I told you that swimming with the dolphins was a bad idea! 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
1972 We've reached a new low - mocked by dolphins. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1973 Think what you like, I still say they're taunting us. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1974 I hate imitation tuna! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1975 The Poignant Poised Porpoise Dance Troupe are back. 1.2464 0.07272 69 58 5 6
1976 What makes you think they're razzing us? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
1977 Do I really look that depressed? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1978 I think they are teasing us on poipose 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1979 The porpoise of art is reflecting life. Now if only we could make it reflect a life raft. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1980 I guess art does imitate life, Steve 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1981 Sally was again reminded that she was missing water ballet class. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1982 This mannequin challenge thing is everywhere! 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
1983 I have heard of copy cats, but....... 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1984 I hate the mannequin challenge. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1985 Porpoises? I don't know, they really look like dolphins to me. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1986 Aren’t mirages only in a desert? 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
1987 Hey Steve, are you seeing this too? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1988 - They're still there. - Yeah, there's no getting used to it... 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1989 Did I eat that mushroom or did you? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1990 They swept us on synchronized swimming. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
1991 Should I ask them if they have a deck of cards? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1992 Just think of what they're paying to see at Aqua World. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1993 I don't know if they're flattering us or mocking us. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1994 It is better than Ten Lords a Leaping. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
1995 I can't stand it. Now they're mocking us! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1996 Enough with the clowning. Go back to Sea World and get help! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1997 Would you look at this? They are mocking us on porpoise! 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
1998 It looks like they've been re-porpoised. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1999 Sea life imitates art. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2000 We should move there. They have entertainment. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2001 I can't help but feel like they're mocking us 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2002 Honey, do I really look like that? 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2003 What were you saying about dolphins being highly intelligent? 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2004 Tough crowd. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2005 Do you think that they taste like chicken? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2006 I told you dolphins were a smart-assed as humans. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2007 Great, you get one wish and rather than clearly saying iPod, you mumble and just get a pod! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2008 Mockery is the most insulting from of torture 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2009 Bobby, why am I always teased by everyone in a school? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2010 They think we're pretty stupid. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2011 If you ask me they're jumping the shark. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2012 My desert island fantasy also involves unclothed bodies 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2013 Hey John... This dolphin REALLY captures your essence. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2014 I hate that we are being upstaged by some Sea World wannabees. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2015 Don't be flattered . . . they're mocking us. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2016 I still say it's the highest form of flattery 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2017 Hey Ed, I dreamed about cheerleader camp last night. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2018 Eight, if you must know. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2019 And those sounds they make . . . it's like they're laughing at us. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2020 At least we're a meme. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2021 They're getting better and they'll keep practicing till they get it right 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2022 The artistic impulse is the only thing separating us from the dolphins. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2023 I'm guessing this is some sort of payback for cancelling Flipper. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2024 I feel mocked and flattered at the same time! Plus I'm really thirsty... 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2025 Oh, it's on porpoise alright. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2026 I wish we'd treated them better when we worked at Seaworld. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2027 If that's not mocking, it is amazing choreography! 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2028 I thinks they want us to visit. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2029 Well, at least they're not building the wall 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2030 How can they be such trenchant satirists and still be so cute? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2031 Not sure what they're doing but they say there's a porpoise for everything. 1.2424 0.07803 66 57 2 7
2032 They're a shoe-in for the gold in synchronized swimming. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2033 I find it a little ostentatious for the neighborhood. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2034 Arrogant, and on porpoise. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2035 Random? No, they did it on porpoise. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2036 Something fishy about that mirage ... 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2037 Out of Tragedy comes Great Porpoise. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2038 We could make a fortune with this. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2039 Are you seeing this Bob?!" "No, I'll catch the 6pm show. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2040 I told you to stop training them; we're not working for Sea World anymore. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2041 They're just making fun of us. Pretend you don't notice. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2042 I found the tree of life. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2043 I thought it was 'monkey see, monkey do'. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2044 I think we've finally driven them crazy. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2045 I guess the whole "no man is an island" thing only applies to us. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2046 Don't look now, but I just saw our 'porpoise' in life 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2047 Did you order a life raft from the Nieman-Marcus catalogue? 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2048 I think they are trying to be sarcastic. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2049 Cirque de Mer has finally arrived. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2050 If we moved to Canada like we originally said, we wouldn't have to put up with this. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2051 That's not art, it's imitation 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2052 Maybe no man is an island, but... 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2053 Maybe evolution was a hoax? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2054 At least hallucinating keeps one going 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2055 Really, you can't see the porpoise? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2056 Is it just me or are they mocking us? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2057 OK! We get you're part of a well-balanced diet. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2058 Now they're just mocking. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2059 The gravity of our situation doesn't concern them. 1.2424 0.07498 66 56 4 6
2060 Or, they're auditioning for The Dolphins new halftime show. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2061 This is not Sea World ... just knock it off. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2062 a simple dinghy would be nice. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2063 Well if it isn't the podcasters. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2064 It's the caffeine in the herring. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2065 Snap out of it Doris, what could possibly remind you of our trip to Vegas? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2066 I guess it's better than being stranded on an island woth no porpoise 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2067 I never subscribed to the theory of natural selection until now. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2068 Remind me please the difference between flora and fauna. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2069 As Tim and Bob waited to be rescued, Bob stood there and watched the dolpins reflecting. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2070 Harry, you won't believe this! The rescue fish are here. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2071 Something tells me they know more than we do. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2072 Do you they can reconfigure into a boat? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2073 Just when you think your life has no porpoise 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2074 Bob, you have to see this 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2075 I think I read that mimicry is a precursor to mating. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2076 What will we feed them with at the end of the show? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2077 I think they misinterpreted our message in a bottle. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2078 Don't you think public art brings us all closer together? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2079 Something is fishy about that isle. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2080 Harry, the dolphins are showing off again. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2081 Sometimes they can be just jerks. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2082 It's really great. You should have bought a ticket. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2083 worst part of this whole experience is the all the mockery 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2084 They call it performance art... 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2085 This attention-seeking behavior has gotta stop. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2086 C'mon Jeff just one more! How much bread do you have left? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2087 "Cirque du Soleil" does it better. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2088 They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2089 I don't think they have really captured the essence of the palm tree. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2090 A camera, a camera. My kingdom for a camera. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2091 Just what we need....clown dolphins 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2092 Now I think we're about to be victims of identity fraud. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2093 I liked it better when they were doing synchronized swimming. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2094 It's true what they say, dolphins are the most smart-ass animals on the planet. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2095 I think we're going to lose the synchronized swimming contest. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2096 I think they're just making fun of us. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2097 Their idea of camouflage seems a bit fishy. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2098 I don't know, I just feel that they're mocking us somehow. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2099 We must be dehydrated because I see a fish mirage. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2100 They're mimicking us because we have no porpoise in life. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2101 Coach, we must be near Miami. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2102 As they drift by, we'll take out the small one. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2103 Too soon? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2104 Yes, I'm sure they're doing that on porpoise. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2105 It's tough keeping up with the Dolphins. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2106 I still say performance art is over-appreciated. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2107 I'm not laughing this time—just to prove a point. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2108 Is that really what I look like? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2109 Our last hope is by going viral on Street View. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2110 Are they imitating us, or are we imitating them? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2111 My turn. What’s more annoying than a Vegas mime troupe? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2112 I know dolphins are very playful, but now they are just making fun of our little island 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2113 I guess riding them to shore is out of the question. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2114 No--I won't turn around for another one of your boring fish stories." "No--I won't turn around to hear another of your boring fish stories. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2115 They think we're going to feed them. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2116 They're showing off again. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2117 Mirror neurons? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2118 I have a feeling that in the next life, I will be working at Sea World. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2119 It would be sensational, if they weren't so in-your-face about it. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2120 Do you think we'll ever get our act together like that? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2121 People say dolphins are smart, but I just don't see it. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2122 If they're so smart, why do they always resort to mocking humor ? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2123 Nice show, but I've seen it before. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2124 As if things weren't bad enough, now they're mocking us. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2125 You'd think they'd have better things to do than mock us. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2126 Where's a camera when you need it. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2127 They're intelligent enough to mock us, but not to get us off of this god-forsaken island! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2128 I think you'll see we have a lot in common with the neighbors. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2129 Ocean's got talent. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2130 Now they are making fun of us! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2131 Sit up straight, the neighbors are watching. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2132 Have I ever told you I hate SeaWorld? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2133 You say they're playful, I say they're making fun of us. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2134 I might be hallucinating, but I think I see a dolphinium. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2135 Last week they did Heatherwick's Vessel. Truly stunning. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2136 I know this one. It's right on the tip of my tongue. Oh geez, where is my google when I need it? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2137 Mock us as they like, but they're the ones who taste just like chicken. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2138 We need leaders, not followers. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2139 I am shocked by the compassion, the mighty showmanship and too the overwhelming sarcasm 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2140 I do NOT hunch like that. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2141 The dolphins are taunting again! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2142 I didn't know a school of fish could literally be an art school of fish. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2143 Do they know that they aren't at SeaWorld anymore? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2144 It's times like this that make me wonder if my life has a porpoise. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2145 They're showing off on porpoise! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2146 These Chinese acrobat porpoises are amazing. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2147 We have been here too long 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2148 You're right, maybe we should've gone to Canada. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2149 I wish Wilson could have lived to see this, too. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2150 Look, it's the Dolphrey Ballet! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2151 Who knew they did synchronized swimming? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2152 What were you saying about humans being the smartest mammals? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2153 Looks fishy to me 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2154 We never should have mentioned we were trainers. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2155 Dolphins? Porpoises? Which one would you turn around for? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2156 Great. Another troupe of Seaworld escapees. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2157 I spy with my little eye... 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2158 No, I don't have a tip. So shove off! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2159 If we had a coconut, I'd throw it at them. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2160 And now they've made a multi porpoise structure. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2161 A deeper form of flattery would be to damn-well whistle for help! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2162 Highly intelligent? How about a rescue instead of a show! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2163 Art imitates reality. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2164 Ed, I've seen my first mirage. It's an 'Edible Arrangement' of fish. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2165 Crowdfunding with a porpoise 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2166 Honey, do you think that porpoises are capable of satire? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2167 You can stop worrying about food and water--we've died and gone to hell. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2168 And you thought your life had no porpoise. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2169 Presentation schmesentation... I'm sick of sushi. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2170 No, I'm fairly certain those are porpoises. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2171 Don't look now but I think they're mocking us again. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2172 Quick, make like a cheeseburger! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2173 Are you mocking me? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2174 I hope they aren't waiting for a tip... 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2175 They're doing that to us on porpoise. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2176 I think a few of them are Second City guys. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2177 Ahh, the true mockery of captivity... 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2178 Care to watch? The dolphin show just started. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2179 Some say mockery is the highest form of flattery. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2180 They've been mocking us for an hour. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2181 Our lives are meaningless without porpoise." 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2182 We're saved. Animal Planet has to be close. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2183 We have to improve out act. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2184 "We all wish to be what we are not". 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2185 Okay, let's find out, once and for all, if these 'people' have any intelligence. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2186 So, now we know; it's nature not nurture. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2187 Maybe someday I'll see the one who plays me. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2188 I bet they do a mean 'Burghers of Calais.' 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2189 Big surprise! The dolphin cheerleaders you wished for are here, and they're teasing us. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2190 Remember when dolphin shaped mailboxes used to annoy you? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2191 Have you ever wondered about an alternate universe? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2192 They haven't blinked in days. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2193 No, I don't want to hear about your idea for a new act at Sea World. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2194 There is a parallel universe! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2195 Marooned and schooled 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2196 Thought you were only suppose to see mirages in the desert? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2197 No, they're dolphinately porpoisely mocking us. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2198 Are they making fun of us? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2199 Dolphin see, dolphin do, ha ha 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2200 I've heard of mock turtles but never mocking dolphins! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2201 They've even managed to perfect your slouch of Trump despair this time round. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2202 I hear they're planning to build a wall. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2203 Taunting is so declasse. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2204 There's something fishy about the new neighbors. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2205 Now they're just doing it on porpoise... 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2206 I even hate dolphin mimes 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2207 They love to show off! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2208 Those so-called experts are so wrong. Dolphins love to perform. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2209 Convergent evolution is an amazing process. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2210 I know it's the sincerest form of flattery but I would rather they just bring us a sandwich. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2211 It was then that the boys discovered that dolphins had the capability to mimic and cruelly mock humans. 1.2344 0.07632 64 55 3 6
2212 I can't remember -- are they mimics or mimes? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2213 What a bunch of dicks. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2214 At least they have a porpoise in life 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2215 It's sad that Sea World cut them loose last year. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2216 It certainly raises questions about where inter-species communication is taking us. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2217 Something's fishy about that other island. . . 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2218 I suppose we could credit them for their attention to detail. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2219 For the 100th time, no, I don't know the difference between porpoises and dolphins. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2220 I've had it with trying to keep with the Joneses. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2221 So bizarrely unnatural –it’s a cellphone tower! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2222 Dude, now even Flipper is making fun of us! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2223 Are they mocking our situation on porpoise? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2224 Sea life imitates art. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2225 You are missing the best part of the matinee performance. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2226 George, the SeaWorld dolphins are gloating again. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2227 Okay, good. Now go tell the Coast Guard that. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2228 It's my first podcast. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2229 Why do I get the feeling they're enjoying this? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2230 I thought we came here to get away from performance art! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2231 Who knew dolphins were so much better at Tree Pose? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2232 No, it seems more like mocking. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2233 Just like I've always said--sarcasm is a sign of intelligence. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2234 Uh oh, I made I contact. Do you have any change for a tip? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2235 Is this something we'd understand if we had taken Fine Arts instead of Law? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2236 It's tragic, really. They keep reliving the moment they lost on "American Idol." 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2237 They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2238 "I know they're dolphins but they're obviously taunting us on porpoise". 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2239 I don't think we should have eaten those mushrooms. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2240 Well obviously they're doing it on porpoise! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2241 I must admit, except for the hairline, he does look a lot like me. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2242 To think we wasted all that money at Sea World. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2243 They're obviously smarter than we thought... 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2244 Why us? Why them? I give up. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2245 Just another school of smart-ass dolphins! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2246 They say imitation is a form of flattery 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2247 I believe they want us to suggest a caption... 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2248 I get the feeling they're making fun of us. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2249 Remember when you said you wished we could take a selfie? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2250 Look Fred, they're ready for Trump University! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2251 Somehow it doesn't feel sincere and it doesn't feel like flattery 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2252 They say they're smart, but I've never really believed it until now.. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2253 I don't think they mean to help us. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2254 I don't think they're as smart as everyone says. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2255 Bob, I'm beginning to believe you when you say we and the universe are one. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2256 Animal, mineral or vegetable? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2257 Sometimes I think Sea World should have kept them... 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2258 Looks like we finally have a porpoise for being here. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2259 I see with my little eye something that is.....ah, never mind. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2260 I prayed for deliverance and purpose and god delivered us porpoise. Not funny. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2261 I told you to pack the dolphin treats, but no!! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2262 Sheesh. I really thought that once we were out here, we could stop keeping up with the Joneses. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2263 Look! Its Cirque De L'Ocean! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2264 It just doesn't serve any porpoise 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2265 They're still making fun of us 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2266 Dolphin see. Dolphin do. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2267 Hey, I know how we could pass the time 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2268 So this is where imitation fish come from. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2269 Purest form of flattery my ass! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2270 Are we near Sea World? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2271 I don't know if it's flattery or mockery 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2272 This is better than that Blue Dolphin Group 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2273 It's nice but frankly I'd prefer a tuna salad on white about now. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2274 Hey, do you remember what I said about boycotting SeaWorld? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2275 I told you to ignore them, they love to show off. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2276 I'm no palm reader, but that doesn't look right. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2277 Is there a workaround to post this on Facebook? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2278 I don't look "that" fat, do I? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2279 So they can't get us off- that's no reason not to appreciate them doing what they can for us. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2280 Think of the money I saved not going to Sea World when I was young. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2281 They are definitely a more impressive species. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2282 Let's see if Captain Obvious can spot the difference. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2283 At least they can enjoy the rising sea levels. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2284 Are they taunting us again?" "Yeah, don't turn around. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2285 Tall one's a babe. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2286 I'm not falling for that one again, Jim... 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2287 The dolphins are mocking us again. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2288 Did you see Flipper on 'Dancing With the Stars'? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2289 Don't look now, but I think I see some Sea World escapees. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2290 If we weren't around, what would dolphins do with their time? 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2291 Jimmy, look, these are the best impressionists I've ever seen! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2292 Well, I still say humans are smarter. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2293 They're good, but I'm thinkin' mahimahi. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2294 They can communicate - and mock us. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2295 Such cruel smiles. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2296 I think our Release Into the Wild project still needs work. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2297 I didn't know Dolphins had cheerleader camp... 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2298 We should have ordered the California rolls. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2299 Those dolphins' Mannequin Challenge is amazing; that dolphin has perfectly captured and held your despondent look for minutes! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2300 mammal-quin challenge 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2301 Am I hungry, or do sushi what I see? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2302 So smart....it's a real shame we will have to eat them. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2303 At least we won't die of boredom. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2304 We have no porpoise. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2305 No, it's no "man" is an island. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2306 I don't know how I feel about SeaWorld's new image 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2307 Not bad, but they’re no Bellagio 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2308 I guess they're smarter than us after all. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2309 So, the Bermuda Triangle isn't that far from Orlando? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2310 And we thought we were lost. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2311 Just more crap from that sunken cruise ship. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2312 Give me a "D", give me a "O", give me a "L", give me a "P", give me a "H", give me a "I", give me a "N". What's that spell, what's that spell??????? 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
2313 Is it just me hallucinating, or I see the ocean making fun of us. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2314 What was in that coconut I ate? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2315 As much as I disliked the snub nosed dolphins, the mocking ones are truly insufferable 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2316 Wow, they're not only smart but they're comedians too! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2317 I don't know where we've ended up, either, but I want to say we must be somewhere near Miami. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2318 I think they're just making fun of us. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2319 I told you not to use up the phone battery! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2320 I thought the saying was MONKEY see MONKEY do. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2321 Yeah, porpoises are pretty smart.....why? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2322 Those San Jose cheerleaders are good. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2323 It's time for you to vote me off the island. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2324 There's something fishy about our reflection. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2325 The fish still see you. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2326 Next time, let's go with the all inclusive. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2327 Right Brain Dolphins 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2328 'O wad some Power the giftie gie us, to see oursels as ithers see us!'.... No? Then I give up. Anyway, poetry charades is for show-offs. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2329 Should I get tickets for the new show tomorrow? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2330 With that much brain power, you'd think the message would be easier to understand... 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2331 Intelligence and diligence aside, their sense of humor leaves much to be desired. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2332 C'mon, think. How can we monetize this? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2333 They were cruel to approach us in the shape of a boat. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2334 I think I like mimes over performance artists. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2335 Remember when the Coast Guard released a bunch of search and rescue trained dolphins into the wild? It's like that, but these are from SeaWorld. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2336 I think our next door neighbors are showing off. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2337 And now they're just mocking us. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2338 Dude my Rorschach Test came to life. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2339 Is it a genius for imitation or cruel mockery? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2340 I'm not looking forward to the big finish. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2341 i think they're okay with climate change. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2342 I guess they really are more intelligent than us. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2343 Everyone's a critic! 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2344 Until now I never realized how much my life lacked porpoise. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2345 Just when I was beginning to think that our lives no longer had a porpoise. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2346 Those dolphins are really talented but they need a porpoise. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2347 I think they're messing with us on porpoise. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2348 Trust me. You don't want to be us. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2349 They did it on porpoise. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2350 I've heard of acrobats, but acrodolphins? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2351 That's the last time I accept free tickets to a dolphin show. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2352 Uh, Bob? If dolphins can't climb trees I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2353 I no longer believe our a cappella rendition of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" has chance in the talent show. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2354 Well I have to say this burlesque is making me reconsider my position on dolphin-safe tuna. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2355 Look, Timmy, I think they're trying to tell us something. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2356 I hope they're beached. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2357 My hallucinations are mocking me. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2358 I wish I had a dollar to give to these guys. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2359 Yes, I'm sorry we're stuck here, I'm sorry you sunburn so easily and I'm sorry - I'm not gay! - but you are missing some really really talented dolphins. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2360 Very good, guys. Now make like a boat and get us out of here. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2361 Heartless bastards, but also consummate showmen--so like Bing Crosby. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2362 They say they're practically as smart as humans, but they got one of the leaves all wrong. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2363 Sure, but to what porpoise? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2364 Do you have any change? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2365 That's just cruel. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2366 No more rum. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2367 Somehow 'clever and cute' are not the words that come to mind. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2368 Geez, you'll never guess who's doing the Mannequin. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2369 If dolphins were in charge, we wouldn't be in this mess. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2370 Your mirage has been re-porpoised. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2371 What do I see? Same old, same old 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2372 Don't take it like that... they say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2373 Most Americans can't tell whats different in this picture 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2374 I think this lack of food is getting to me. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2375 Don't you think the neighbors are kind of weird? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2376 I know dolphins are smart and can do whatever you show 'em how to do, but I think they're just making fun of us. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2377 They've given me an idea for a cartoon . . . 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2378 Do you think perhaps they are trying to tell us something? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2379 Look! Cirque du Mer! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2380 Which one should we eat first? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2381 I think we're being watched. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2382 I think the dolphins won this round, best two out of three? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2383 I think they're messing with us. I'm starting to wonder if a cruise ship full of mackerel is really coming. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2384 Looks like we picked the wrong week to go vegan. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2385 Well, they do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2386 Suddenly, my life has porpoise again... 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2387 They're saying we could become a PBS sustainable donor if we act now. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2388 If they were really friendly, they'd offer to take a message somewhere for us. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2389 Fred, I'm serious! Those damn dolphins are mocking us! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2390 ya know, I thought this "Island Bit" would never get old... 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2391 I think Ocean World is sending a rescue team. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2392 You have to admit, those are seven dolphins with a porpoise! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2393 Do you think this is the transition team? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2394 Harry, you're missing the Sea World finale. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2395 I think it's "life imitating art"!! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2396 We really should not have eaten those coconuts 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2397 We understand the situation. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
2398 If we ever get out of this remind me to stop going green. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2399 Do you have any plastic debris? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2400 Ignore them, they're just taunting us. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2401 Let me guess, you just got out of Sea World? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2402 Its not imitation, its blatant mockery. Look at them smiling. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2403 To be honest I don't see the porpoise to it. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2404 So glad we could provide you with entertainment! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2405 Any of you guys play for Miami? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2406 Ginger or Mary Ann?" "Mary Ann." "Lassie or Flipper?" "Flipper. Definitely Flipper. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2407 You're missing the point. Good species copy. Great species steal. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2408 Did you order sushi? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2409 I don't think we can win. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2410 That was our last coconut " Tonight it's sushi." 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2411 Have you ever wondered if there's a parallel universe inhabited only by dolphins? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2412 When Sea World hears about this, we're gonna be rich. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2413 Hmmm. If we can shape ourselves like a boat this could work. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2414 I thought they were friendly but they're mocking us. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2415 What do you think they'll do when they realize we're out of fish? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2416 What d’ya know, they really do relate. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2417 I always knew Dolphins were smart, but not artistic. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2418 Just act natural. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2419 This is no time to be doing an Esther Williams performance! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2420 Well it seems we've given them a new porpoise, at least. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2421 Cirque de Soleil: Coming to a Bermuda Triangle near you! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2422 I never thought I'd miss Shark Week .... 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2423 If we get out of here, I'm not buying 'Dolphin safe' tuna anymore. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2424 Ever get the feeling we're fish out of water? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2425 Have you ever noticed anything fishy about that island? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2426 Really? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2427 That settles it, life imitates art, but who is going to believe two stranded cartoon characters? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2428 Well, there goes the neighborhood! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2429 Oh, look! A work by Salvador Dolphin! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2430 OK, they're good. but let's see if they can do Jazz Hands. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2431 Either they’re signaling for help, or it’s their mating ritual. Only time will tell. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2432 Would you please start problem solving and stop mimicking. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2433 PETA freed them from Marineland and yet they don't care a whit about saving us. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2434 maybe we're looking at this all wrong 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2435 Brilliant? I think they're making fun of us!! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2436 Oh that's just great! And you forgot the cellphone charger...no ones going to see this on our Facebook feed now! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2437 Do you eat fish? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2438 "Do you ever wonder what you could have accomplished if your life had more porpoise"? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2439 Bob, remember that giant ice cream fudge vision you had? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2440 Harold, did you call a water taxi? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2441 We came here to get away from smart mammals, and now this! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2442 I'll bet they wouldn't make fun of me if I was President of the United States. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2443 That one on this side has your exact facial expression. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2444 It's just another audition for Sea World 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2445 Now that's an impressive Mannequin Challenge. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2446 Their search for the rare mockingfin lead to an ironic ending. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2447 Hey Dan, they're back again. I am beginning to think they are doing this on porpoise. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2448 Mort they're doing synchronized swimming again 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2449 But don't forget, it's much easier to float in salt water. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2450 'Forgetaboutit!' That dolphin does not have a crush on you. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2451 Stand up and reach out your hand, I have an idea. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2452 They're trolling us again. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2453 Bo-ring! Figurative is SO 20th-Century. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2454 The Porpoise Driven Life 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2455 About that nightmare you had involving mimes... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2456 It's memetic theory gone wild! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2457 Are they porpoisely mocking us? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2458 Elaborate mockery? They really are more intelligent than we thought! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2459 "Why did we have to get marooned at Sea World. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2460 There may be some hope for us. I'm thinking there might be a 'Sea World' nearby. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2461 What's that old saying, imitation is the sincerest for of what? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2462 I hate being mocked! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2463 Whether mockery, subterfuge, or intimidation, their ingenuity is pretty damned impressive! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2464 Something's fishey about this mirage 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2465 Dolphin behavior is a product of their environment. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2466 I notice that the humans don't have as much fun mating as us. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2467 We're not going to win the synchronized swimming gold in the next Olympics. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2468 OK, we're flattered, enough already. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2469 Could we teach them to orient themselves to spell out "help"? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2470 How many times do I have to tell you? Millennials can't be impressed. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2471 Don't look now but I believe the end is nigh. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2472 The rare, but extremely annoying dolphinis mockus. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2473 Art imitates life? We don't have a life. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2474 Great. The one thing that floats is your consignment store monstrosity. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2475 Dolphin see. Dolphin do. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2476 You're right! They're mocking us! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2477 Are those fish mocking us, or what!? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2478 You know they're mocking us. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2479 Well, this IS a sea world. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2480 For the last time, I don't have any fish. Now can you please get us out of here? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2481 They might be trying to tell us something about themselves. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2482 Do you ever get the feeling you're in a cartoon? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2483 Ignore them - they're only being fishetious. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2484 I think we can train them to sign HELP 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2485 Yes, I know that, but in this case flattery is getting us nowhere. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2486 Just ignore them, their doing it on porpoise! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2487 Bob, let's reenact the rescue scene from Castaway. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2488 They are entertaining, but can they organize a rescue? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2489 'I said "PURPOSES"! It's good enough for our PURPOSES!' 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2490 Is it even a mannequin challenge if nobody has a camera? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2491 You think you're funny, but you're not. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2492 Apparently flattery has gotten us nowhere. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2493 Damnit, Fred--you've been feeding the porpoises again! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2494 Island of the Blue Dolphins meets the Island of the Blue Castaways 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2495 Who knew that dolphins can master the art of satire. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2496 Hang on, this is just the opening act. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2497 I'm done trying to keep up with the Joneses. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2498 Stupid Parrotfish. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2499 I have a feeling we've seen this one before, but there's nothing else to watch. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2500 Do you want the good news or the bad news? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2501 We should have them over when we get back to mainland. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2502 D'ja ever go to Vegas? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2503 I think our tableaux is ready. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2504 The dolphins are mocking us again, Steve. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2505 I told you it was going to be a rough mating season. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2506 Look Mom, No Hands! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2507 OK Joe, I'm getting bored watching them. It's your turn again. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2508 They're mocking me! I hate when dolphins mock me! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2509 Well, they do say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2510 Sure, they're clever, but who'll they impress after we're gone? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2511 They're Mockfish! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2512 I've had some time to reflect lately, and synchronized swimming definitely belongs in the Olympics. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2513 I am not hallucinating..... they are mocking us 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2514 I thought dolphins were supposed to be nice. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2515 Since when did the Bellagio build outside of Las Vegas? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2516 Sea World pensioners can be SO irritating! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2517 Never felt more like a fish out of water 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2518 I maybe wrong, but I think we are being played. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2519 Does mercury poison cause hallucinations? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2520 I see satire is alive and well at SeaWorld. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2521 Our Airbnb hosts are here, again. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2522 I finally see my life has porpoise 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2523 Are they doing that on Porpoise, Bob? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2524 Taunting?! This borders on bullying 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2525 Hey Scott? I need a second opinion on something. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2526 I'd say they're mocking us, but I don't see the porpoise. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2527 You say rescuing, I say mocking. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2528 Fate vs. Choice 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2529 Those dolphins are giving me a fishy look. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2530 The worst part was being mocked daily by dolphins. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2531 Look they are mocking us! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2532 They're not mocking us, Fred, it's just their way of being playful. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2533 I think we should release the two of them back into the wild. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2534 Fishy sea, fishy do. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2535 Perhaps they escaped from SeaWorld. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2536 I guess that's better than jumping through a hoop. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2537 I would appreciate the artistic creation much better if I didn’t feel so mocked. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2538 I think they're trying to annoy us on porpoise. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2539 I told you we should've taken my camera instead of your Bon Jovi collection. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2540 No one likes a show-off. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2541 I feel like we're leading a porpoiseless life! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2542 They move with such porpoise! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2543 If I didn't know better, I'd think they were making fun of us. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2544 I didn't realize that Dolphins were so insensitive to survivors rights! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2545 It's Schadenfreude. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2546 Are they looking? Are they looking? Are they looking? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2547 There must be some mistake. We ordered the shrimp platter. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2548 If nobody finds us, we still have a lovely memorial. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2549 ,I realize imitation is the sincerest form of flatary, but I wish they would just rescue us. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2550 Whaddaya mean look at the porpoise? What possible porpoise is there in any a' this? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2551 Life imitates life. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2552 See, I told you there were other fish in the sea. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2553 Can domesticated dolphins really be happy in the wild? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2554 I didn't know that a school of fish could literally be an art school. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2555 I thought it was 'monkey see, monkey do'. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2556 Mime dolphins huh? Wish they'd 'mime' their own business and stop making fun of us! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2557 The dolphins are taunting again! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2558 Yesterday the did a cruise ship .... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2559 Flippant Flippers, that's all we need. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2560 Yes, it's somehow familiar, but I still don't understand the porpoise. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2561 Flattery? No. Mockery is more like it. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2562 I always thought that their laughter sounded mocking. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2563 " I bet you they are Sea World alumni ". 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2564 We'd definitely win if we could color it in. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2565 Do we tip them, or... 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2566 “So you still don’t believe in climate change?”. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2567 See! I told you the mannequin challenge was still a thing! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2568 Did you just say, Why? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2569 Wow, now this staring contest defies all sense of normalcy. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2570 It's interesting, but it doesn't serve much porpoise... 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2571 Even the dolphins know that Cognitive Behavioural Therapy works in times of crisis! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2572 It's either great performance art or our ticket outta here. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2573 No, seriously, look—it’s the second one on the right. He was at the Brooklyn Aquarium last year! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2574 Sure, Lassie would have swam for help, but we'd have been bored. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2575 Those aren't dolphins, you idiot. They're porpoises. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2576 I told you we shouldn't have let them see us eat the canned tuna 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2577 I thought I saw our shadow, but it was just a fluke. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2578 ....either that's a mirage, or, that was a baaaad coconut! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2579 Hey, Sid, you know the theory that everyone has a doppelgänger.... 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2580 Going vegan is tougher than I thought. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2581 Do you think they did that on porpoise? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2582 "Monkeys see, dolphins do". 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
2583 They're doing that on porpoise, I swear. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2584 Since the theme park gave them their freedom they just keep showing off. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2585 I've found my porpoise in life. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2586 Hey look, Barney, they finally got it perfect ... and we didn't bring the camera! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2587 Norm, what's the saying, 'Art imitates life? or Life imitates Art'? 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
2588 I'd find that much more amusing at SeaWorld. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2589 Why do I feel like they're mocking us. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2590 Pssst... do you think they've seen us? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2591 I'm not feeling the flattery in their imitation. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2592 Ya know, I think they're mocking us. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2593 There's something fishy going on. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2594 There is an ocean of difference between a tree house , and being a fish out of water . 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2595 If they really had higher intelligence, they'd of given us a boat. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2596 You still think my argument that "art imitates life" is too simplistic? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2597 All they had to do was bring the rum. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2598 Uh ... bummer news on getting your own room, Ron. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2599 Two words, four syllables. Sounds like dessert. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
2600 Oh yeah? Well Cirque de Soleil a little closer and we'll eat you for lunch. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
2601 Yah, and I'm seeing a mirage on porpoise. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2602 You'd have to pay at least 50 bucks at Seaworld to see this. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2603 You're missing the porpoise for the trees. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2604 Mocked by mime dolphins 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2605 They must have liked starring in those dolphin shows more than we thought. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2606 At least today they're mounting each other. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2607 So that's Porpoise Island....No wonder the British fought a war for the Falklands! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2608 There's something fishy about that island... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2609 So which gets your vote, Phil: "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" or "Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities"? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2610 Now that's what I call marketing! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2611 Ok, but I bet they didn't predict the presidential election. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2612 Perhaps, group-think works better than what we assume. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2613 Do you think this mockery is on porpoise? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2614 Don't be discouraged, theres a porpoise for everything! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2615 Do you guys have an agent? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2616 They appear to be a Sol de Soleil type group trying to explain the meaning and porpoise of our predicament? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2617 I really think they are mocking us. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2618 The chart did say Mime Island. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2619 Remember: imitation is the sincerest form of flattery 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2620 I feel like they're mocking us. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2621 Does the one playing me make my butt look big? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2622 Dolphin-freude. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2623 I thought imitation was the best form of flattery, not sarcasm. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2624 You think they are sentient creatures communicating? I think they are mocking. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2625 I'm hearing that ominous and repetitive music again. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2626 Earl, now they've resorted to mockery. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2627 Now, if I could just teach them to catch fish for us. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2628 I'd throw them a fish but I just finished the last one. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2629 Apparently dolphins live in a parallel universe. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2630 Look who's making fun of us again. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2631 Dolphin-whistle politics is the new normal. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2632 This is a fish tale that no one will believe. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2633 I see our porpoise . 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2634 I know I made you buy dolphin safe tuna, but I'm starving! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2635 Looks a little fishy to me .... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2636 I get they're one of the smartest mammals but there's no need to show off. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2637 They are doing it again... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2638 Do you think there's any chance that they could give us a lift? 1.2000 0.07441 60 53 2 5
2639 That islands looks a little fishy to me 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2640 Are they trying to tell us how hopeless we look? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2641 They think we're a 'Mannequin Challenge.' 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2642 What's the porpoise of that tree? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2643 It's nice to know that even out here, mimicry is still the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2644 Oh boy! Cirque de Porpoise has arrived. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2645 My favorite dolphin game just got even more hallucinogenic. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2646 Next step, a lighthouse, and we are out of here. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2647 Those Cirque du Soleil shows are everywhere. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2648 That does not look dolphin-safe 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2649 Never say we have no "porpoise ". 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2650 Call me hopeless, but I think that's pretty cool. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2651 Something's fishy over there. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2652 For such an intelligent species, you'd think they'd know that sarcasm is considered the lowest form of humor. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2653 Do you think they're being jerks on porpoise? 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2654 Oh come on, their doing that on porpoise. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2655 It appears as if our plight has been re-porpoised. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2656 Some of us are here on porpoise. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2657 This Mannequin Challenge is really getting annoying! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2658 Performance art. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2659 I wonder if they did that on porpoise. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2660 "They came close to winning on 'America's Got Talent'". 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2661 Their island is safe from global warming. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2662 Are they mocking us? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2663 There's just something fishy about that other island. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2664 In your mirage, was it porpoises or dolphins? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2665 More bad luck. These ones mock, rather than talk. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2666 Gentrification. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2667 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2668 Is this what you'd call a porpoise-driven life? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2669 Harry, come look. They're trying to tell us something. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2670 Cheer up, man. They made you the cute one. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2671 I blame SeaWorld for this. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2672 I don't see the porpoise of that. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2673 Have you ever just wondered what's the porpoise? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2674 They're laughing at us again. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2675 'Pilobolus' is an even more ubiquitous phenomenon than I realized 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2676 Well I guess imitation is the highest form of flattery. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2677 Liberated SeaWorld dolphins now use their talents for playful mockery. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2678 wow...an island of blue dolphins 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2679 We're here on porpoise. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2680 I told you when it sounds like laughing it's really sarcasm and ridicule. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2681 They're trying to tell us something. Or else they're just making fun of us. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2682 Nothing like a good dolphin mocking. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2683 It's too fishy for my taste. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2684 They're not teasing us, Bill. They've actually evolved that way to fool illegal Japanese fishing trawlers. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2685 Come on, Steve. Get on my shoulders. We can do better than that! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2686 We really need to step up our charades game. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2687 The porpoise of art is reflecting life. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2688 I least we get front row to the show. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2689 That was a big mistake you made yesterday, calling that pod of dolphins porpoises. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2690 Take 327 -no it's still not right either dolphin # 4 looses weight or we prune that tree again. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2691 I know dolphins are playful, but now they're just toying with us. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2692 I'm seeing either a good dinner or a cheap ride home. What's our current foreign policy? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2693 I still think gorilla glue holds better. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2694 Tom, their mocking us again! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2695 That's the best you guys have got? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2696 I think they are asking us to do synchronize with them 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2697 I sometimes wonder: "What´s the porpoise of it all?" 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2698 I think they're Sea World escapees. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2699 The sun's getting to me, I feel I have no porpoise.. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2700 They say 'it is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.' 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2701 There's something weird about that other island, but I can't put my finger on it. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2702 Even in the remotest of places, there is always somebody showing off. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2703 Look,Mac -- a reporpoised island! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2704 Who the heck said that imitation is the highest form of flattery? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2705 Hey, I think we're near SeaWorld ! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2706 I think we're being heckled by retirees from Sea World 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2707 Dolphins may think they're funny, but they're the only ones who think they're funny !! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2708 Let's swim over to that island; it looks like fun. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2709 Their life seems to have more porpoise. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2710 It's the Leaning Tower of Pisces 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2711 Just our luck, Alec Baldwin Dolphins. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2712 You think we can convince them to take a message back to Sea World? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2713 They're actually quite good, Simon! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2714 I guess they're capable of sarcasm as well as their other abilities. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2715 I think they missed the point of empathy training. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2716 I guess it's true. Practicing yoga can lead to a more porpoiseful life. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2717 This is one of the tightest groups I've seen. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2718 If you would just ignore them, they'd probably stop teasing 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2719 1 word, movie, Castaway... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2720 Someone's mocking at the door 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2721 those damn porpoises are making fun of us again. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2722 And I thought I was a fish out of water. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2723 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2724 I don't see the porpoise in them doing that, do you? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2725 They know something we don't. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2726 oh that's so nice, they're trying to make us feel at home. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2727 They said there was so such thing as "climate change" then they said there was such a thing as "climate change" and that there was an upside to it....here it is! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2728 I told you not to do your Flipper impression. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2729 Will you let them know that this is not a game and that we really need help… 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2730 You're still the most insufferable thing around 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2731 My grasp of reality is more like a feeble pinch. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2732 Yeah, they are intelligent, but their ability to mock us is surprising. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2733 Imitation is NOT the sincerest form of flattery! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2734 Dear, I think dolphins believe Art imitates Life. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2735 Do you happen to have a picture of a coast guard rescue craft on you? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2736 It's either an homage or they're trolling us. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2737 "Well, at least I got a chance to see the rare 'Taunting Dolphins". 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2738 Are we on LSD? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2739 Their sense of humor is a little too on the nose for me. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2740 I wish you would click and whistle once in awhile. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2741 I am going to give them the benefit of the doubt that it is performance art and that they are not making fun of us. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2742 I hate it when they mock us! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2743 Those damned Seaworld dolphins have no modesty. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2744 They must be doping. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2745 So this is where Seaworld released their dolphins into the wild. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2746 It's silly, I know, and I always meant to go...but I regret never getting to see Cirque de Soleil. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2747 OK, now, slowly sit down. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2748 Despite their mocking tone, the pattern recognition and social cohesion demonstrated in such a display showed that these really were dolphins with a porpoise. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2749 I’m thinking they’re either Sea World escapees or really weird synchronized swimmers. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2750 The political mocking never ends. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2751 I don't see a beautiful example of mimicry in nature--I see fresh meat. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2752 In hindsight, we should have made friends with the dolphin. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2753 As though being here is not torment enough. I thought they were supposed to be kind, understanding creatures...... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2754 Carl, quick! Look like a boat! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2755 Hey, look! An escape pod! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2756 Flattery or mockery? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2757 Wow, those six pack holders are really bad for the environment! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2758 We need help, not entertainment. I'd trade 'em all for Lassie. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2759 Okay, now they're just plain mocking us. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2760 It's full, but there's bound to be another one in a few minutes. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2761 Escapees from SeaWorld getting their revenge. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2762 I think those dolphins are mocking us. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2763 I've never really appreciated art for art sake. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2764 While we were out, the neighbors redecorated. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2765 You and your damn time shares! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2766 Forget Canada, I'm moving there. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2767 Take a look at the artists who won the NEA grant. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2768 Yeah, they're mean-spirited bastards, but don't you adore their puckish grins? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2769 I know this is going to sound fishy, but ... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2770 They're showing off on porpoise again. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2771 They're doing it again, reveling in our tragic circumstances. 1.2000 0.06198</