Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
We never should have applauded. |
1.8421 |
0.04554 |
285 |
110 |
110 |
65 |
1 |
What's happening on your side? |
1.8141 |
0.04923 |
269 |
117 |
85 |
67 |
2 |
If we hadn't eaten Ted, he really would have enjoyed this. |
1.8038 |
0.05069 |
260 |
117 |
77 |
66 |
3 |
Well, I like it more than their "ship on the horizon" gag. |
1.7928 |
0.05224 |
251 |
117 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
OK. We have two wishes left. |
1.7912 |
0.04980 |
249 |
108 |
85 |
56 |
5 |
l knew they were smart, but sarcastic? |
1.7545 |
0.05507 |
224 |
110 |
59 |
55 |
6 |
Apparently their sense of irony is also highly evolved. |
1.7545 |
0.05360 |
224 |
106 |
67 |
51 |
7 |
Very nice. Now do a boat. |
1.7523 |
0.05175 |
222 |
100 |
77 |
45 |
8 |
I wish we'd brought food instead of LSD. |
1.7308 |
0.05721 |
208 |
106 |
52 |
50 |
9 |
They're at it again. It's like they wait for you to go behind the tree. |
1.7255 |
0.05786 |
204 |
105 |
50 |
49 |
10 |
There's smart, and then there's smartass. |
1.7246 |
0.05591 |
207 |
103 |
58 |
46 |
11 |
Oh sure they're smart. It's the sarcasm I can't stand. |
1.7031 |
0.05577 |
192 |
94 |
61 |
37 |
12 |
I knew they were smart. I didn't know they were sarcastic. |
1.6984 |
0.05758 |
189 |
96 |
54 |
39 |
13 |
Remember how you said we were done talking unless one of three things happened? |
1.6935 |
0.05744 |
186 |
94 |
55 |
37 |
14 |
That was great guys, now do a rescue boat. |
1.6919 |
0.05618 |
185 |
91 |
60 |
34 |
15 |
They've captured the look, but not the mood. |
1.6885 |
0.05348 |
183 |
85 |
70 |
28 |
16 |
Yes, it's art. But is it relevant? |
1.6833 |
0.05815 |
180 |
92 |
53 |
35 |
17 |
Ironically, they have a very dry sense of humor. |
1.6806 |
0.06586 |
144 |
75 |
40 |
29 |
18 |
I'm thinking now I probably should have just trained them to get help. |
1.6707 |
0.06123 |
164 |
86 |
46 |
32 |
19 |
Almost there, but they haven't quite captured the melancholy. |
1.6686 |
0.05892 |
172 |
89 |
51 |
32 |
20 |
It wasn't funny yesterday and it's not funny today. |
1.6686 |
0.06006 |
172 |
91 |
47 |
34 |
21 |
Okay, that's pretty good. Now try "boat." |
1.6667 |
0.05747 |
171 |
86 |
56 |
29 |
22 |
Martin... very slowly, pass me your iPhone. |
1.6647 |
0.06071 |
170 |
91 |
45 |
34 |
23 |
I'm gonna do a split, just to mess with them. |
1.6647 |
0.05837 |
170 |
87 |
53 |
30 |
24 |
Let's have sex and see what they do. |
1.6607 |
0.06078 |
168 |
90 |
45 |
33 |
25 |
I'd always heard they were smart, but I never knew they were smart asses. |
1.6607 |
0.05839 |
168 |
86 |
53 |
29 |
26 |
The one playing you is creeping me out |
1.6607 |
0.05716 |
168 |
84 |
57 |
27 |
27 |
I don't care if it's the sincerest form of flattery, it's still obnoxious. |
1.6603 |
0.06202 |
156 |
82 |
45 |
29 |
28 |
Impressive. Now, make a boat. |
1.6587 |
0.05747 |
167 |
84 |
56 |
27 |
29 |
On the twenty-third day, Orson realized that the dolphins were not, in fact, trying to help. |
1.6545 |
0.05872 |
165 |
85 |
52 |
28 |
30 |
Irony and sarcasm, sure signs of advanced intelligence. |
1.6524 |
0.06273 |
164 |
91 |
39 |
34 |
31 |
It turns out the universal language isn't music. It's sarcasm. |
1.6524 |
0.06091 |
164 |
88 |
45 |
31 |
32 |
The heartless bastards probably did this to Amelia Earhart, too. |
1.6524 |
0.06564 |
164 |
96 |
29 |
39 |
33 |
It's not as impressive as it was 3 months ago. |
1.6420 |
0.05783 |
162 |
83 |
54 |
25 |
34 |
I found seven of the differences -- but you say there are ten? |
1.6420 |
0.06106 |
162 |
88 |
44 |
30 |
35 |
"Let's train the dolphins," you said. "It'll be fun," you said. |
1.6398 |
0.06140 |
161 |
88 |
43 |
30 |
36 |
Excellent. Now, try "S.O.S." |
1.6398 |
0.06265 |
161 |
90 |
39 |
32 |
37 |
Remember when I said I didn't think it could get any worse? |
1.6306 |
0.05664 |
157 |
79 |
57 |
21 |
38 |
Well, it takes my mind off the election. |
1.6258 |
0.06218 |
155 |
86 |
41 |
28 |
39 |
This proves it, mimes are annoying in any language. |
1.6258 |
0.06285 |
155 |
87 |
39 |
29 |
40 |
Well done. Now, can you form the letters SOS? |
1.6258 |
0.06352 |
155 |
88 |
37 |
30 |
41 |
I'll believe they're intelligent when I see something original. |
1.6258 |
0.06285 |
155 |
87 |
39 |
29 |
42 |
I changed my mind. They are the kind you eat. |
1.6234 |
0.06388 |
154 |
88 |
36 |
30 |
43 |
I have never hated performance art as much as I do right now. |
1.6234 |
0.06254 |
154 |
86 |
40 |
28 |
44 |
I knew they were intelligent. I didn't know they were cruel. |
1.6234 |
0.06254 |
154 |
86 |
40 |
28 |
45 |
Sure they're smart, but I could do without the sarcasm. |
1.6209 |
0.05938 |
153 |
81 |
49 |
23 |
46 |
We're not the only ones who are bored. |
1.6209 |
0.05792 |
153 |
79 |
53 |
21 |
47 |
In hindsight, we probably should have trained them to form a boat |
1.6184 |
0.05899 |
152 |
80 |
50 |
22 |
48 |
When they form a lifeboat, let me know. |
1.6184 |
0.05899 |
152 |
80 |
50 |
22 |
49 |
But is it art? |
1.6159 |
0.05858 |
151 |
79 |
51 |
21 |
50 |
Although their intelligence is often documented, dolphins are less renowned for their satire. |
1.6159 |
0.05858 |
151 |
79 |
51 |
21 |
51 |
Great form! Now do a raft. |
1.6159 |
0.06007 |
151 |
81 |
47 |
23 |
52 |
I think they closed another Sea World. |
1.6133 |
0.06331 |
150 |
85 |
38 |
27 |
53 |
How about we catch dinner after the show? |
1.6133 |
0.06188 |
150 |
83 |
42 |
25 |
54 |
There's a fine line between playfulness and mockery. |
1.6133 |
0.06041 |
150 |
81 |
46 |
23 |
55 |
Now if we could only get them to imitate a boat. |
1.6115 |
0.06418 |
139 |
77 |
39 |
23 |
56 |
That little one has you absolutely nailed. |
1.6081 |
0.06261 |
148 |
83 |
40 |
25 |
57 |
Choreography: ten. Empathy: zero. |
1.6081 |
0.05960 |
148 |
79 |
48 |
21 |
58 |
I'll bet they get rescued before we do. |
1.6081 |
0.06406 |
148 |
85 |
36 |
27 |
59 |
Well, that's the last of the acid. |
1.6054 |
0.06444 |
147 |
85 |
35 |
27 |
60 |
Ok! Simon says "make a boat". |
1.6027 |
0.06335 |
146 |
83 |
38 |
25 |
61 |
Now I really wish I had my phone. |
1.6027 |
0.06260 |
146 |
82 |
40 |
24 |
62 |
Just stay on your side. You wasted your damn wish on the Dolphin Cheerleaders. |
1.6027 |
0.06260 |
146 |
82 |
40 |
24 |
63 |
It’s a deal. You bring help and we promise to get you an audition. |
1.6027 |
0.06260 |
146 |
82 |
40 |
24 |
64 |
Simon says "make a raft". |
1.6027 |
0.06029 |
146 |
79 |
46 |
21 |
65 |
These two may be the toughest crowd we've ever worked |
1.6000 |
0.06373 |
145 |
83 |
37 |
25 |
66 |
I know it was our last fish, but they deserved it! |
1.6000 |
0.06221 |
145 |
81 |
41 |
23 |
67 |
It's either a brilliant commentary on man's loneliness, or payback for SeaWorld. |
1.5972 |
0.06335 |
144 |
82 |
38 |
24 |
68 |
Well now they're just mocking us. |
1.5972 |
0.06411 |
144 |
83 |
36 |
25 |
69 |
Nice. Now let's see your impression of a boat. |
1.5972 |
0.05773 |
144 |
75 |
52 |
17 |
70 |
Gotta admit ... clever pod cast. |
1.5929 |
0.06323 |
140 |
79 |
39 |
22 |
71 |
...not much, what do you see? |
1.5899 |
0.06195 |
139 |
77 |
42 |
20 |
72 |
I admire their intelligence; it's their vanity that offends me. |
1.5899 |
0.05668 |
139 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
73 |
I'll give them points for style, but, overall, I think they failed to capture our air of desperation mingled with hopelessness. |
1.5899 |
0.06443 |
139 |
80 |
36 |
23 |
74 |
I know I shouldn't have doubted their intelligence but now they're just showing off |
1.5899 |
0.06759 |
139 |
84 |
28 |
27 |
75 |
Probably bottlenoses, definitely smart-asses. |
1.5899 |
0.06195 |
139 |
77 |
42 |
20 |
76 |
Just think Bob, we'd have to pay for this back home... |
1.5899 |
0.05938 |
139 |
74 |
48 |
17 |
77 |
You know, it was kind of funny the first day... |
1.5899 |
0.05668 |
139 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
78 |
I don't care if it's the last coconut, I'm hurling it. |
1.5899 |
0.06523 |
139 |
81 |
34 |
24 |
79 |
Next time you send a message in a bottle, avoid mentioning that we are talent scouts. |
1.5870 |
0.06233 |
138 |
77 |
41 |
20 |
80 |
Looks like another round of layoffs at Sea World |
1.5827 |
0.05857 |
139 |
74 |
49 |
16 |
81 |
That's really nice. Can you make a boat next? |
1.5809 |
0.06223 |
136 |
76 |
41 |
19 |
82 |
That's great-- now can you do a lifeboat? |
1.5809 |
0.06223 |
136 |
76 |
41 |
19 |
83 |
Do you think they can do a boat? |
1.5778 |
0.06173 |
135 |
75 |
42 |
18 |
84 |
They think they're so clever, let them come up with a caption. |
1.5778 |
0.06932 |
135 |
84 |
24 |
27 |
85 |
It was funny the first month. |
1.5778 |
0.05708 |
135 |
70 |
52 |
13 |
86 |
If you see coconuts fall from the other palm tree don't eat them |
1.5778 |
0.06521 |
135 |
79 |
34 |
22 |
87 |
Just when I thought my life was devoid of porpoise... |
1.5778 |
0.06436 |
135 |
78 |
36 |
21 |
88 |
If a millennial witnesses something miraculous, but can’t post to social media, did it ever happen? |
1.5778 |
0.06083 |
135 |
74 |
44 |
17 |
89 |
I knew dolphins were smart, but who knew they could be sarcastic? |
1.5778 |
0.06436 |
135 |
78 |
36 |
21 |
90 |
But is it art? |
1.5746 |
0.06301 |
134 |
76 |
39 |
19 |
91 |
What's your guess -- empathy or mockery? |
1.5746 |
0.06301 |
134 |
76 |
39 |
19 |
92 |
Do you have any more of those mushrooms? |
1.5714 |
0.06517 |
133 |
78 |
34 |
21 |
93 |
Remind me again about the difference between sarcasm and satire. |
1.5714 |
0.06517 |
133 |
78 |
34 |
21 |
94 |
Entertaining, but not as good as the seal act. |
1.5714 |
0.06429 |
133 |
77 |
36 |
20 |
95 |
I heard they were capable of human like feelings- but schadenfreude? |
1.5682 |
0.06646 |
132 |
79 |
31 |
22 |
96 |
The irony would be if they get rescued before us. |
1.5682 |
0.06380 |
132 |
76 |
37 |
19 |
97 |
Bob, after 3,698 days, I hate to say it, but I'm no longer impressed with the dolphin show. |
1.5682 |
0.06102 |
132 |
73 |
43 |
16 |
98 |
Ted, I 'm thinking maybe we should lay off the fermented coconuts for awhile. |
1.5682 |
0.06380 |
132 |
76 |
37 |
19 |
99 |
It may just be a coincidence. |
1.5682 |
0.06646 |
132 |
79 |
31 |
22 |
100 |
I know what happened to that bottle of antidepressants you lost. |
1.5649 |
0.06420 |
131 |
76 |
36 |
19 |
101 |
Rough times. Abandoned at sea ... mocked by dolphins ... Trump got elected. I mean, what's next? |
1.5649 |
0.06511 |
131 |
77 |
34 |
20 |
102 |
They aren't just smart, they're smartasses. |
1.5649 |
0.06601 |
131 |
78 |
32 |
21 |
103 |
Every time you look, they stop. |
1.5615 |
0.06732 |
130 |
79 |
29 |
22 |
104 |
Well, the good news is we've been seen... |
1.5615 |
0.05881 |
130 |
70 |
47 |
13 |
105 |
Do you think they know how to do a cell phone tower? |
1.5615 |
0.06732 |
130 |
79 |
29 |
22 |
106 |
Whoa... what was in that coconut? |
1.5615 |
0.06553 |
130 |
77 |
33 |
20 |
107 |
Don't look now, Ron, but the locals are definitely mocking us. |
1.5581 |
0.06686 |
129 |
78 |
30 |
21 |
108 |
Same show twice a day! It's making me crazy. |
1.5581 |
0.06952 |
129 |
81 |
24 |
24 |
109 |
Smart, maybe. Annoying, definitely. |
1.5547 |
0.06449 |
128 |
75 |
35 |
18 |
110 |
This is the highlight of our stay so far. |
1.5547 |
0.06256 |
128 |
73 |
39 |
16 |
111 |
Oh look, dinner and a show. |
1.5476 |
0.06335 |
126 |
73 |
37 |
16 |
112 |
I'd be happier if they imitated a rescue ship. |
1.5469 |
0.06549 |
128 |
77 |
32 |
19 |
113 |
I dunno, it seems derivative. |
1.5440 |
0.06575 |
125 |
75 |
32 |
18 |
114 |
Now they're just rubbing it in. |
1.5440 |
0.06476 |
125 |
74 |
34 |
17 |
115 |
You guys think you could do a sailboat? |
1.5440 |
0.05957 |
125 |
69 |
44 |
12 |
116 |
Now I'm certain that they are mocking us on porpoise. |
1.5440 |
0.06768 |
125 |
77 |
28 |
20 |
117 |
I guess the larger the brain the more biting the sarcasm |
1.5440 |
0.06672 |
125 |
76 |
30 |
19 |
118 |
I heard dolphins were smart but who knew they were such jerks. |
1.5440 |
0.06376 |
125 |
73 |
36 |
16 |
119 |
The tree's off, but they captured your slouch perfectly. |
1.5433 |
0.06398 |
127 |
75 |
35 |
17 |
120 |
Alright guys, tomorrow we'll work on spelling HELP. |
1.5403 |
0.06618 |
124 |
75 |
31 |
18 |
121 |
I can't help wishing we'd trained them to do something more useful. |
1.5403 |
0.06518 |
124 |
74 |
33 |
17 |
122 |
Hey Bob, check it out, these guys are getting good. |
1.5403 |
0.06417 |
124 |
73 |
35 |
16 |
123 |
Don't look know, but I think we have a dolphinganger. |
1.5366 |
0.06858 |
123 |
77 |
26 |
20 |
124 |
You always hear about dolphins being smart, but no one ever mentions how sarcastic the little creatures can be. |
1.5366 |
0.06354 |
123 |
72 |
36 |
15 |
125 |
I'd say it's more mockery than flattery. |
1.5366 |
0.05920 |
123 |
68 |
44 |
11 |
126 |
No, Robert, I'm pretty sure it's not a coincidence. |
1.5366 |
0.06560 |
123 |
74 |
32 |
17 |
127 |
Mocking the victims... that's human intelligence all right. |
1.5366 |
0.06560 |
123 |
74 |
32 |
17 |
128 |
You sure that was dramamine ? |
1.5366 |
0.07050 |
123 |
79 |
22 |
22 |
129 |
Are they being flippant? |
1.5366 |
0.06560 |
123 |
74 |
32 |
17 |
130 |
What do you think, is that sympathy or shadenfreude? |
1.5366 |
0.06858 |
123 |
77 |
26 |
20 |
131 |
When do you suppose delirium sets in? |
1.5328 |
0.06395 |
122 |
72 |
35 |
15 |
132 |
Okay, now they're just showing off. |
1.5328 |
0.06500 |
122 |
73 |
33 |
16 |
133 |
You really gotta look this time! |
1.5328 |
0.06805 |
122 |
76 |
27 |
19 |
134 |
I never thought I'd say it... but I miss the sharks. |
1.5289 |
0.06107 |
121 |
69 |
40 |
12 |
135 |
Initially I thought empathy, but now I'm only getting a sarcastic vibe. |
1.5289 |
0.05993 |
121 |
68 |
42 |
11 |
136 |
This would be much better if it was dinner and a show. |
1.5289 |
0.06647 |
121 |
74 |
30 |
17 |
137 |
Remember when you told me to look for signs of intelligent life? |
1.5289 |
0.06542 |
121 |
73 |
32 |
16 |
138 |
Could we just get them to spell 'help'? |
1.5289 |
0.06436 |
121 |
72 |
34 |
15 |
139 |
It was cute when they imitated us on the sailboat...now it just seems mean. |
1.5289 |
0.06542 |
121 |
73 |
32 |
16 |
140 |
How much of the brownie did you say to eat? |
1.5289 |
0.06542 |
121 |
73 |
32 |
16 |
141 |
Start doing jumping jacks - we will see how smart they are then. |
1.5289 |
0.06647 |
121 |
74 |
30 |
17 |
142 |
Do you think they're doing it on porpoise? |
1.5289 |
0.07049 |
121 |
78 |
22 |
21 |
143 |
I knew they were smart, but that's just mean. |
1.5289 |
0.06750 |
121 |
75 |
28 |
18 |
144 |
Better than what they imitated us doing last night... |
1.5289 |
0.06750 |
121 |
75 |
28 |
18 |
145 |
Intelligent, sure. Helpful? Not so much. |
1.5289 |
0.05993 |
121 |
68 |
42 |
11 |
146 |
I saw them when they were in Vegas. |
1.5250 |
0.06585 |
120 |
73 |
31 |
16 |
147 |
So much for us being the only species capable of irony. |
1.5250 |
0.06258 |
120 |
70 |
37 |
13 |
148 |
I never thought that I would see a dolphin as lovely as a tree. |
1.5250 |
0.07195 |
120 |
79 |
19 |
22 |
149 |
There was a time I'd have paid good money to see that. |
1.5250 |
0.06369 |
120 |
71 |
35 |
14 |
150 |
Too bad we lost cell phones, that definitely would go viral. |
1.5250 |
0.05793 |
120 |
66 |
45 |
9 |
151 |
I don't know. Fireworks? A flower? |
1.5250 |
0.06478 |
120 |
72 |
33 |
15 |
152 |
Finally, something worth tweeting. |
1.5246 |
0.06606 |
122 |
75 |
30 |
17 |
153 |
There's a thin line between sympathy and sarcasm. |
1.5210 |
0.06298 |
119 |
70 |
36 |
13 |
154 |
There's a thin line between performance art and parody, and these guys have crossed it. |
1.5210 |
0.06840 |
119 |
75 |
26 |
18 |
155 |
I think that's what they mean by multi porpoise |
1.5210 |
0.06840 |
119 |
75 |
26 |
18 |
156 |
Well, sure, but they haven't won a Super Bowl since '74. |
1.5210 |
0.06840 |
119 |
75 |
26 |
18 |
157 |
Very intelligent, but a little short on empathy. |
1.5210 |
0.07146 |
119 |
78 |
20 |
21 |
158 |
This is the last group and I'm giving them a 10. |
1.5210 |
0.06735 |
119 |
74 |
28 |
17 |
159 |
Not bad. Can you do a boat? |
1.5210 |
0.06629 |
119 |
73 |
30 |
16 |
160 |
The silver lining is that this would have cost us 150 bucks at Sea World |
1.5210 |
0.06629 |
119 |
73 |
30 |
16 |
161 |
They must be as bored as we are. |
1.5169 |
0.06452 |
118 |
71 |
33 |
14 |
162 |
Nice, but I think teaching them to get help would have been a better use of your time. |
1.5169 |
0.06672 |
118 |
73 |
29 |
16 |
163 |
Do you think they can spell 'HELP'? |
1.5169 |
0.06338 |
118 |
70 |
35 |
13 |
164 |
Am I hallucinating or are there two guys stuck on that Island? |
1.5169 |
0.06780 |
118 |
74 |
27 |
17 |
165 |
Look, a school of fish. Art school, probably. |
1.5169 |
0.06452 |
118 |
71 |
33 |
14 |
166 |
Go ahead. Mock my day. |
1.5169 |
0.06563 |
118 |
72 |
31 |
15 |
167 |
They do know that we don't have snacks, right? |
1.5169 |
0.06452 |
118 |
71 |
33 |
14 |
168 |
They're not only smart, they're smart-asses. |
1.5169 |
0.06672 |
118 |
73 |
29 |
16 |
169 |
Frankly, I find it derivative. |
1.5169 |
0.06672 |
118 |
73 |
29 |
16 |
170 |
That's not bad..Can you do one of a boat? |
1.5169 |
0.06672 |
118 |
73 |
29 |
16 |
171 |
When you worked at Sea World, was irony part of their training? |
1.5130 |
0.06806 |
115 |
72 |
27 |
16 |
172 |
You should have never told them you worked on Broadway. |
1.5130 |
0.06578 |
115 |
70 |
31 |
14 |
173 |
Look, the one doing you really nailed your despondent slouch |
1.5130 |
0.06806 |
115 |
72 |
27 |
16 |
174 |
I can never tell if they're being playful or just mean. |
1.5130 |
0.06693 |
115 |
71 |
29 |
15 |
175 |
Seriously, how about a boat formation?! |
1.5130 |
0.06693 |
115 |
71 |
29 |
15 |
176 |
I knew the sea would be harsh, but that's just mean. |
1.5088 |
0.06504 |
114 |
69 |
32 |
13 |
177 |
Okay, so maybe they are smarter. |
1.5088 |
0.06853 |
114 |
72 |
26 |
16 |
178 |
It's our dolphingänger. |
1.5088 |
0.06738 |
114 |
71 |
28 |
15 |
179 |
If we just had my phone. That would totally go viral. |
1.5088 |
0.06853 |
114 |
72 |
26 |
16 |
180 |
I would prefer it if rescue was the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.5088 |
0.06853 |
114 |
72 |
26 |
16 |
181 |
Let's stay til the show's over. |
1.5088 |
0.06738 |
114 |
71 |
28 |
15 |
182 |
Ok, now they are just rubbing it in |
1.5088 |
0.06965 |
114 |
73 |
24 |
17 |
183 |
They never get my nose right. |
1.5088 |
0.06383 |
114 |
68 |
34 |
12 |
184 |
OK. I got one I know they won't be able to do. |
1.5088 |
0.06622 |
114 |
70 |
30 |
14 |
185 |
What ever happened to dinner first and then a show? |
1.5088 |
0.06135 |
114 |
66 |
38 |
10 |
186 |
Before global warming, Sea World was right here |
1.5085 |
0.06340 |
118 |
71 |
34 |
13 |
187 |
The line between idolatry and mockery is so very thin, isn't it? |
1.5048 |
0.07303 |
105 |
68 |
21 |
16 |
188 |
I realize they're empathetic creatures, but this is overkill. |
1.5044 |
0.06667 |
113 |
70 |
29 |
14 |
189 |
Apparently, they're a performance arts school. |
1.5044 |
0.06547 |
113 |
69 |
31 |
13 |
190 |
I finally understand the concept of art imitating life. |
1.5044 |
0.06784 |
113 |
71 |
27 |
15 |
191 |
More layoffs at SeaWorld. |
1.5044 |
0.06425 |
113 |
68 |
33 |
12 |
192 |
Imitation is the highest form of f*#!*ing with us. |
1.5044 |
0.07343 |
113 |
76 |
17 |
20 |
193 |
All I'm saying is that I'm just not as fat as that dolphin who's playing me. |
1.5000 |
0.06591 |
112 |
69 |
30 |
13 |
194 |
You can take a dolphin out of Sea World, but you can't take Sea World out of a dolphin. |
1.5000 |
0.06830 |
112 |
71 |
26 |
15 |
195 |
"OK... NOW their making fun of us. |
1.5000 |
0.07062 |
112 |
73 |
22 |
17 |
196 |
I told you not to feed them. |
1.5000 |
0.06712 |
112 |
70 |
28 |
14 |
197 |
You should take a look at this, Sam. There's some very dark humor going on. |
1.5000 |
0.06467 |
112 |
68 |
32 |
12 |
198 |
Yes, but is it art? |
1.5000 |
0.06342 |
112 |
67 |
34 |
11 |
199 |
It's either a welcome to the neighborhood or schadenfreude. |
1.5000 |
0.06591 |
112 |
69 |
30 |
13 |
200 |
Well, I say there's a fine line between mimicry and mockery. |
1.4956 |
0.06425 |
113 |
69 |
32 |
12 |
201 |
Bravo, but we're looking for a SEAL team. |
1.4956 |
0.06784 |
113 |
72 |
26 |
15 |
202 |
Remember when you said this couldn't get any worse? |
1.4955 |
0.06253 |
111 |
66 |
35 |
10 |
203 |
That's great, but can they mimic a boat? |
1.4955 |
0.06253 |
111 |
66 |
35 |
10 |
204 |
Hundreds of rescuers and we get cirque du soleil. |
1.4955 |
0.06635 |
111 |
69 |
29 |
13 |
205 |
Yeah, but how long can they hold it? |
1.4955 |
0.06121 |
111 |
65 |
37 |
9 |
206 |
Only NEW YORKER readers would think this was funny. |
1.4955 |
0.06877 |
111 |
71 |
25 |
15 |
207 |
No, I don't see any ships on this side either. |
1.4909 |
0.06925 |
110 |
71 |
24 |
15 |
208 |
I'm starting to miss cable. |
1.4909 |
0.06294 |
110 |
66 |
34 |
10 |
209 |
That's kind of cold blooded, guys. |
1.4909 |
0.07722 |
110 |
78 |
10 |
22 |
210 |
Undeniably intelligent, yet sardonic. |
1.4909 |
0.06679 |
110 |
69 |
28 |
13 |
211 |
No dolphin is an island |
1.4909 |
0.06553 |
110 |
68 |
30 |
12 |
212 |
They're flipping us off. |
1.4909 |
0.06425 |
110 |
67 |
32 |
11 |
213 |
Is my nose really that big? |
1.4909 |
0.06679 |
110 |
69 |
28 |
13 |
214 |
I knew we shouldn't eat the palm leaves. |
1.4909 |
0.06425 |
110 |
67 |
32 |
11 |
215 |
Intelligent, yes - original, no..... |
1.4909 |
0.06294 |
110 |
66 |
34 |
10 |
216 |
Do you think we could get them to do a boat next? |
1.4909 |
0.06679 |
110 |
69 |
28 |
13 |
217 |
No, no Flipper. Bring a search and rescue team, not a synchronized swimming team. |
1.4909 |
0.07044 |
110 |
72 |
22 |
16 |
218 |
Sometimes nature can be so cruel. |
1.4909 |
0.06925 |
110 |
71 |
24 |
15 |
219 |
It's good. But derivative. |
1.4909 |
0.06425 |
110 |
67 |
32 |
11 |
220 |
They're back...you up for another game of charades? |
1.4909 |
0.06425 |
110 |
67 |
32 |
11 |
221 |
It's bad enough without being mocked by the locals... |
1.4909 |
0.06679 |
110 |
69 |
28 |
13 |
222 |
It's a nice gesture. But, I don't think they fully understand our situation. |
1.4909 |
0.06679 |
110 |
69 |
28 |
13 |
223 |
There's never a camera around when you need one. |
1.4909 |
0.06679 |
110 |
69 |
28 |
13 |
224 |
Looks like synchronized mockery. |
1.4909 |
0.06553 |
110 |
68 |
30 |
12 |
225 |
If they can do that in the wild, I think even less of Sea World. |
1.4909 |
0.06803 |
110 |
70 |
26 |
14 |
226 |
I don't stand like that. |
1.4909 |
0.06803 |
110 |
70 |
26 |
14 |
227 |
Observational research finds dolphins' intelligence advanced enough to mock the plight of man. |
1.4909 |
0.06679 |
110 |
69 |
28 |
13 |
228 |
I wish they'd do the life raft again ... |
1.4909 |
0.06925 |
110 |
71 |
24 |
15 |
229 |
Let me know when they form into a boat. |
1.4909 |
0.06425 |
110 |
67 |
32 |
11 |
230 |
Herbert, look! There are two dolphins stranded just like us! |
1.4909 |
0.06553 |
110 |
68 |
30 |
12 |
231 |
Our charades team doesn't stand a chance. |
1.4865 |
0.06756 |
111 |
71 |
26 |
14 |
232 |
Well-Well. Synchronized belittling! |
1.4862 |
0.07093 |
109 |
72 |
21 |
16 |
233 |
We could invite them over. |
1.4862 |
0.06060 |
109 |
64 |
37 |
8 |
234 |
Sushi sounds good. Why do you ask? |
1.4862 |
0.06467 |
109 |
67 |
31 |
11 |
235 |
Did you order an edible dolphins arrangement? |
1.4862 |
0.06334 |
109 |
66 |
33 |
10 |
236 |
What would you say if I told you that abandoning a sinking ship isn't the most unusual thing that's happened to me today? |
1.4862 |
0.06597 |
109 |
68 |
29 |
12 |
237 |
Are you sure? 'Cause it feels like they're mocking us. |
1.4862 |
0.06850 |
109 |
70 |
25 |
14 |
238 |
I never knew they were ironic. |
1.4818 |
0.06551 |
110 |
69 |
29 |
12 |
239 |
Great! Sarcasm! |
1.4815 |
0.06509 |
108 |
67 |
30 |
11 |
240 |
Nah, it's just the same one they did yesterday. |
1.4815 |
0.07143 |
108 |
72 |
20 |
16 |
241 |
Everyday the same thing! |
1.4815 |
0.06641 |
108 |
68 |
28 |
12 |
242 |
Nope, there's nothing to see on this side, either. |
1.4815 |
0.07021 |
108 |
71 |
22 |
15 |
243 |
It's like saltwater in the wound. |
1.4815 |
0.07021 |
108 |
71 |
22 |
15 |
244 |
I envy their family tree. |
1.4815 |
0.06641 |
108 |
68 |
28 |
12 |
245 |
Good depiction but they don't capture your despair. |
1.4815 |
0.07021 |
108 |
71 |
22 |
15 |
246 |
Let me know when they form a boat. |
1.4766 |
0.06277 |
107 |
65 |
33 |
9 |
247 |
Well, no man is an island, but apparently a pod of dolphins manages it pretty well. |
1.4766 |
0.06685 |
107 |
68 |
27 |
12 |
248 |
If you could teach them to spell out "HELP" then we'd really have something. |
1.4766 |
0.06277 |
107 |
65 |
33 |
9 |
249 |
OK, now they’re really starting to piss me off. |
1.4766 |
0.06816 |
107 |
69 |
25 |
13 |
250 |
I don't care if they're dolphins. I hate mimes. |
1.4766 |
0.06944 |
107 |
70 |
23 |
14 |
251 |
That's nothing. We have opposing thumbs. |
1.4766 |
0.07070 |
107 |
71 |
21 |
15 |
252 |
Do you think it has a porpoise? |
1.4752 |
0.07525 |
101 |
69 |
16 |
16 |
253 |
Maybe they're looking for an agent. |
1.4722 |
0.06506 |
108 |
68 |
29 |
11 |
254 |
...Okay, now they're just rubbing it in... |
1.4717 |
0.06862 |
106 |
69 |
24 |
13 |
255 |
Not bad! Now can you spell "HELP"? |
1.4717 |
0.06730 |
106 |
68 |
26 |
12 |
256 |
I didn't know that schadenfreude was one of their emotions. |
1.4717 |
0.06595 |
106 |
67 |
28 |
11 |
257 |
Let me know when they form a damn boat. |
1.4717 |
0.06862 |
106 |
69 |
24 |
13 |
258 |
Did you know that dolphins not only have a language, but they also understand satire? |
1.4717 |
0.06595 |
106 |
67 |
28 |
11 |
259 |
Cheer up, the finale might be more impressive. |
1.4717 |
0.06730 |
106 |
68 |
26 |
12 |
260 |
Let's yell 'shark!' |
1.4717 |
0.06862 |
106 |
69 |
24 |
13 |
261 |
Nope. Nothing on this side either. |
1.4717 |
0.06992 |
106 |
70 |
22 |
14 |
262 |
I don't think they're taking our plight seriously. |
1.4717 |
0.06992 |
106 |
70 |
22 |
14 |
263 |
We should stop challenging them in charades. |
1.4667 |
0.06212 |
105 |
64 |
33 |
8 |
264 |
It's eerily familiar, but I can't place it. |
1.4667 |
0.06357 |
105 |
65 |
31 |
9 |
265 |
It's a shame we'll never get to share with the world our discovery that dolphins are total jerks |
1.4667 |
0.06776 |
105 |
68 |
25 |
12 |
266 |
Well, the resort brochure DID promise live animal shows. |
1.4667 |
0.06776 |
105 |
68 |
25 |
12 |
267 |
I expected this from the clownfish, but not you. |
1.4667 |
0.07041 |
105 |
70 |
21 |
14 |
268 |
You know their doing that on porpoise. |
1.4667 |
0.07296 |
105 |
72 |
17 |
16 |
269 |
No, I do not "gotta come see this." |
1.4667 |
0.06909 |
105 |
69 |
23 |
13 |
270 |
Lassie would have gone for help. |
1.4667 |
0.06500 |
105 |
66 |
29 |
10 |
271 |
Does my nose really look that big? |
1.4667 |
0.06500 |
105 |
66 |
29 |
10 |
272 |
Is sarcasm a sign of intelligence? |
1.4667 |
0.06909 |
105 |
69 |
23 |
13 |
273 |
Paul, tell me the truth. Is my nose really that big? |
1.4667 |
0.06776 |
105 |
68 |
25 |
12 |
274 |
Well, at least we've earned the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.4667 |
0.07296 |
105 |
72 |
17 |
16 |
275 |
Sure, that's impressive. But Lassie would have at least gone for help. |
1.4660 |
0.06590 |
103 |
65 |
28 |
10 |
276 |
You have to admit their attention to detail is quite good |
1.4660 |
0.06733 |
103 |
66 |
26 |
11 |
277 |
I think those two guys on the island are mocking us. |
1.4660 |
0.07010 |
103 |
68 |
22 |
13 |
278 |
They just don't seem to realize we're out of fish. |
1.4660 |
0.07277 |
103 |
70 |
18 |
15 |
279 |
It's flattery all right, but I don't know how sincere they really are. |
1.4660 |
0.06733 |
103 |
66 |
26 |
11 |
280 |
They are clearly strarved for subject matter. |
1.4660 |
0.06444 |
103 |
64 |
30 |
9 |
281 |
The one playing me--I'm gonna eat that guy first. |
1.4660 |
0.07277 |
103 |
70 |
18 |
15 |
282 |
I heard they were smarter than humans, they're also more sarcastic. |
1.4660 |
0.06590 |
103 |
65 |
28 |
10 |
283 |
Yes, they are trying to communicate with us. I think they're saying, "You're screwed." |
1.4660 |
0.07406 |
103 |
71 |
16 |
16 |
284 |
Only talk to me if you see a boat. |
1.4615 |
0.06957 |
104 |
69 |
22 |
13 |
285 |
It took a few months. Now I'm teaching them to go for help. |
1.4608 |
0.06486 |
102 |
64 |
29 |
9 |
286 |
You're right. After the first few times it kind of loses its impact. |
1.4608 |
0.06634 |
102 |
65 |
27 |
10 |
287 |
I guess it's a performing arts school. |
1.4608 |
0.07060 |
102 |
68 |
21 |
13 |
288 |
That's OK, but can they make a boat? |
1.4608 |
0.06779 |
102 |
66 |
25 |
11 |
289 |
If this is a mating ritual we're in serious trouble Fred. |
1.4608 |
0.07196 |
102 |
69 |
19 |
14 |
290 |
Why the hell couldn't they mimic a lifeboat? |
1.4608 |
0.06486 |
102 |
64 |
29 |
9 |
291 |
That's great guys, but can you make a boat? |
1.4608 |
0.06921 |
102 |
67 |
23 |
12 |
292 |
Relax, it's a tropical illusion. |
1.4608 |
0.06921 |
102 |
67 |
23 |
12 |
293 |
We're being schooled. |
1.4608 |
0.06921 |
102 |
67 |
23 |
12 |
294 |
I also didn't believe Trump could win the election. |
1.4608 |
0.06634 |
102 |
65 |
27 |
10 |
295 |
That's just mean. |
1.4608 |
0.07060 |
102 |
68 |
21 |
13 |
296 |
Now they're just messing with us. |
1.4608 |
0.06634 |
102 |
65 |
27 |
10 |
297 |
If they're so smart, why'd they end up on a desert island? |
1.4608 |
0.07717 |
102 |
73 |
11 |
18 |
298 |
I'm really glad they didn't see us last night! |
1.4608 |
0.07329 |
102 |
70 |
17 |
15 |
299 |
Wow ! Now do SOS. |
1.4608 |
0.06779 |
102 |
66 |
25 |
11 |
300 |
I just don't understand performance art. |
1.4608 |
0.06779 |
102 |
66 |
25 |
11 |
301 |
I know it looks fishy, but they're mammals. |
1.4608 |
0.07060 |
102 |
68 |
21 |
13 |
302 |
Now they're just fishing for compliments. |
1.4608 |
0.06779 |
102 |
66 |
25 |
11 |
303 |
Is it just me or is that island getting closer? |
1.4608 |
0.06921 |
102 |
67 |
23 |
12 |
304 |
Hey Dude. It's Cirque du Fillet. |
1.4608 |
0.07329 |
102 |
70 |
17 |
15 |
305 |
No, this time I'm sure they're trying to communicate with us. |
1.4608 |
0.06779 |
102 |
66 |
25 |
11 |
306 |
I agree it's depressing. It's the same show every day. |
1.4608 |
0.07196 |
102 |
69 |
19 |
14 |
307 |
Hey Fred, you're missing the grand finale |
1.4608 |
0.07060 |
102 |
68 |
21 |
13 |
308 |
I know you said they're smart, but that's just mean. |
1.4608 |
0.06634 |
102 |
65 |
27 |
10 |
309 |
Suddenly I no longer care about dolphin safe tuna. |
1.4608 |
0.06634 |
102 |
65 |
27 |
10 |
310 |
They have great schools here. |
1.4608 |
0.06634 |
102 |
65 |
27 |
10 |
311 |
Conspicuously derivative, but with a cruelly mocking flair. |
1.4608 |
0.07329 |
102 |
70 |
17 |
15 |
312 |
And I thought I was bored. |
1.4608 |
0.06021 |
102 |
61 |
35 |
6 |
313 |
On the other hand, maybe we're imitating them. |
1.4608 |
0.06779 |
102 |
66 |
25 |
11 |
314 |
Okay, very slowly, give me your phone. I need to send a picture to my sister. |
1.4608 |
0.06634 |
102 |
65 |
27 |
10 |
315 |
Yeah, it's not so charming the eighth time. |
1.4608 |
0.06634 |
102 |
65 |
27 |
10 |
316 |
Evidently our S.O.S call was recorded for training porpoises |
1.4608 |
0.07329 |
102 |
70 |
17 |
15 |
317 |
Jim, your gonna miss the finale! |
1.4571 |
0.06904 |
105 |
70 |
22 |
13 |
318 |
You have to admit that their impressions aren't too bad. |
1.4563 |
0.06728 |
103 |
67 |
25 |
11 |
319 |
Now I understand the meaning of schadenfreude. |
1.4554 |
0.06969 |
101 |
67 |
22 |
12 |
320 |
Does their art seem derivative to you? |
1.4554 |
0.06529 |
101 |
64 |
28 |
9 |
321 |
Damn it Joey. I told you realism was out and surrealism is in. |
1.4554 |
0.07383 |
101 |
70 |
16 |
15 |
322 |
Not funny. |
1.4554 |
0.06679 |
101 |
65 |
26 |
10 |
323 |
Now they're just porpoisely mocking us |
1.4554 |
0.07109 |
101 |
68 |
20 |
13 |
324 |
That's the same act I saw in Orlando. |
1.4554 |
0.06679 |
101 |
65 |
26 |
10 |
325 |
It would be cute, if we didn't have to listen to them laugh. |
1.4554 |
0.06969 |
101 |
67 |
22 |
12 |
326 |
I appreciate irony, but I think they're making fun of us. |
1.4554 |
0.06679 |
101 |
65 |
26 |
10 |
327 |
If their intelligence is so superior, why don't they mimic a boat? |
1.4554 |
0.07109 |
101 |
68 |
20 |
13 |
328 |
Now they're just messing with us. |
1.4554 |
0.07109 |
101 |
68 |
20 |
13 |
329 |
Okay, now they're just showing off. |
1.4554 |
0.06529 |
101 |
64 |
28 |
9 |
330 |
Elegant, intelligent and, clearly, assholes. |
1.4554 |
0.07247 |
101 |
69 |
18 |
14 |
331 |
I don't appreciate their sarcasm. |
1.4554 |
0.06679 |
101 |
65 |
26 |
10 |
332 |
Snark Attack |
1.4554 |
0.07247 |
101 |
69 |
18 |
14 |
333 |
Masterful execution, but the subject matter is derivative. |
1.4510 |
0.06480 |
102 |
65 |
28 |
9 |
334 |
At least we won't be starved for entertainment. |
1.4500 |
0.06416 |
100 |
63 |
29 |
8 |
335 |
It hurts more when you're mocked on porpoise. |
1.4500 |
0.06416 |
100 |
63 |
29 |
8 |
336 |
Look! We've got dinner and a show. |
1.4500 |
0.06723 |
100 |
65 |
25 |
10 |
337 |
Turns out dolphins are assholes |
1.4500 |
0.07300 |
100 |
69 |
17 |
14 |
338 |
Man, voting 2-0 to legalize weed has been great. |
1.4500 |
0.07160 |
100 |
68 |
19 |
13 |
339 |
Their capacity for empathy is remarkable. |
1.4500 |
0.07017 |
100 |
67 |
21 |
12 |
340 |
the only edible leaf on this island had to be hallucinogenic |
1.4500 |
0.06416 |
100 |
63 |
29 |
8 |
341 |
I knew they were smart, but I didn't know they were capable of sarcasm. |
1.4500 |
0.07017 |
100 |
67 |
21 |
12 |
342 |
Clearly, you can take dolphins out of Sea World but you can't take Sea World out of the dolphins. |
1.4500 |
0.06723 |
100 |
65 |
25 |
10 |
343 |
They perform well before a captive audience. |
1.4500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
62 |
31 |
7 |
344 |
Okay, you clowns. Now go get the Coast Guard |
1.4500 |
0.07437 |
100 |
70 |
15 |
15 |
345 |
At what point does mimicry become mockery? |
1.4500 |
0.07160 |
100 |
68 |
19 |
13 |
346 |
I've always known dolphins were smart. I just never realized they were so smart ass. |
1.4500 |
0.06872 |
100 |
66 |
23 |
11 |
347 |
I never knew they were capable of taunting. |
1.4500 |
0.06872 |
100 |
66 |
23 |
11 |
348 |
Apparently, the smartest animals are also the most desperate for approval. |
1.4500 |
0.06416 |
100 |
63 |
29 |
8 |
349 |
Do me a favor, please stop saying "everything happens for a reason." |
1.4500 |
0.06571 |
100 |
64 |
27 |
9 |
350 |
I don't know, it feels derivative. |
1.4500 |
0.07017 |
100 |
67 |
21 |
12 |
351 |
They may be intelligent but they're not funny. |
1.4500 |
0.06571 |
100 |
64 |
27 |
9 |
352 |
Are we expected to give them a tip? |
1.4500 |
0.06872 |
100 |
66 |
23 |
11 |
353 |
Is that empathy or sarcasm? |
1.4500 |
0.06723 |
100 |
65 |
25 |
10 |
354 |
I hope they're not expecting a treat! |
1.4500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
61 |
33 |
6 |
355 |
of course I like it, but it's not original. |
1.4455 |
0.06671 |
101 |
66 |
25 |
10 |
356 |
Do you think after the show one of them could give us a ride home? |
1.4455 |
0.06962 |
101 |
68 |
21 |
12 |
357 |
Your not gonna believe this, but remember those Dolphins we trained? |
1.4444 |
0.06768 |
99 |
65 |
24 |
10 |
358 |
'The realtor said there was a school nearby!' |
1.4444 |
0.07066 |
99 |
67 |
20 |
12 |
359 |
Just great. Floor show but no dinner. |
1.4444 |
0.06768 |
99 |
65 |
24 |
10 |
360 |
You're not the only one who's bored. |
1.4444 |
0.07211 |
99 |
68 |
18 |
13 |
361 |
Pretend you're a rescue boat. |
1.4444 |
0.06614 |
99 |
64 |
26 |
9 |
362 |
Does my nose really look like that? |
1.4444 |
0.06614 |
99 |
64 |
26 |
9 |
363 |
Everyone's a comedian. |
1.4444 |
0.07066 |
99 |
67 |
20 |
12 |
364 |
I saw this on Broadway with the original cast. |
1.4444 |
0.06919 |
99 |
66 |
22 |
11 |
365 |
I hate when they do that. |
1.4444 |
0.06919 |
99 |
66 |
22 |
11 |
366 |
Do you think we could get them to spell out "S.O.S."? |
1.4444 |
0.07066 |
99 |
67 |
20 |
12 |
367 |
They're definitely doing it on porpoise. |
1.4444 |
0.07627 |
99 |
71 |
12 |
16 |
368 |
There may, in fact, be a parallel universe. |
1.4444 |
0.06129 |
99 |
61 |
32 |
6 |
369 |
Kevin, do you still have that hammock? |
1.4444 |
0.06768 |
99 |
65 |
24 |
10 |
370 |
And you think we're bored. |
1.4444 |
0.06768 |
99 |
65 |
24 |
10 |
371 |
Highly intelligent and highly sarcastic. |
1.4444 |
0.06457 |
99 |
63 |
28 |
8 |
372 |
They're really rubbing it in. |
1.4444 |
0.06614 |
99 |
64 |
26 |
9 |
373 |
I was having suicidal thoughts, but this is just so cute! |
1.4388 |
0.07262 |
98 |
68 |
17 |
13 |
374 |
I'll give it a 9.5 |
1.4388 |
0.06165 |
98 |
61 |
31 |
6 |
375 |
Oh...nothing. What do you see? |
1.4388 |
0.06657 |
98 |
64 |
25 |
9 |
376 |
If they're so smart they'd be walking on land a long time ago. |
1.4388 |
0.06966 |
98 |
66 |
21 |
11 |
377 |
Say, did that coconut taste funny to you? |
1.4388 |
0.06498 |
98 |
63 |
27 |
8 |
378 |
Look, a message in a bottlenose! |
1.4388 |
0.06966 |
98 |
66 |
21 |
11 |
379 |
What if we're the mirage? |
1.4388 |
0.06966 |
98 |
66 |
21 |
11 |
380 |
Quick, pretend to be a boat. |
1.4388 |
0.07116 |
98 |
67 |
19 |
12 |
381 |
I prefer imitation crab. |
1.4388 |
0.06165 |
98 |
61 |
31 |
6 |
382 |
Okay, now they're just being mean. |
1.4388 |
0.06966 |
98 |
66 |
21 |
11 |
383 |
They're either highly empathic or they're totally mocking us. |
1.4388 |
0.07262 |
98 |
68 |
17 |
13 |
384 |
Um..... forget what I said earlier about how our situation was "bound to improve". |
1.4388 |
0.07116 |
98 |
67 |
19 |
12 |
385 |
Its either empathy or satire. |
1.4330 |
0.06701 |
97 |
64 |
24 |
9 |
386 |
Hey bonehead, God answered your call for 'a miracle'. You were too busy to elaborate? |
1.4330 |
0.06859 |
97 |
65 |
22 |
10 |
387 |
Uh, Paul, come here a second. |
1.4330 |
0.07014 |
97 |
66 |
20 |
11 |
388 |
I'd kill for a tuna sandwich. |
1.4330 |
0.06539 |
97 |
63 |
26 |
8 |
389 |
There’s hope: we’re trending. |
1.4330 |
0.06701 |
97 |
64 |
24 |
9 |
390 |
I miss the sharks. |
1.4330 |
0.07014 |
97 |
66 |
20 |
11 |
391 |
I don't think they're going for help. |
1.4330 |
0.06859 |
97 |
65 |
22 |
10 |
392 |
God, I miss cable. |
1.4330 |
0.06539 |
97 |
63 |
26 |
8 |
393 |
Check it out, it's art imitating life! |
1.4330 |
0.07014 |
97 |
66 |
20 |
11 |
394 |
I don't get it. |
1.4330 |
0.06701 |
97 |
64 |
24 |
9 |
395 |
It's certainly environmentally-friendly. But I'm not sure it's sustainable. |
1.4330 |
0.07166 |
97 |
67 |
18 |
12 |
396 |
I dunno, for all its obvious intelligence, it's disappointingly derivative. |
1.4330 |
0.06372 |
97 |
62 |
28 |
7 |
397 |
As I lean, dying against this palm tree, I take solace in the fact that I was at least born a human, the only animal with full consciousness granting the ability to observe life and communicate deep meaning through wry humor and irony. |
1.4330 |
0.07166 |
97 |
67 |
18 |
12 |
398 |
If we only had a picture of a raft. |
1.4330 |
0.07014 |
97 |
66 |
20 |
11 |
399 |
Turn around. I just realized we're "stranded" in the middle of Sea World. |
1.4330 |
0.06701 |
97 |
64 |
24 |
9 |
400 |
I don't mind the taunting, but I could do without the smug smiles. |
1.4330 |
0.06859 |
97 |
65 |
22 |
10 |
401 |
At least we've been spotted. |
1.4286 |
0.06647 |
98 |
65 |
24 |
9 |
402 |
If they do the show again this evening, then today is either Wednesday, Saturday or Sunday. |
1.4286 |
0.06803 |
98 |
66 |
22 |
10 |
403 |
They are performing No Man is an Island. Again. |
1.4271 |
0.06906 |
96 |
65 |
21 |
10 |
404 |
Cruise director Rodrigo has also apparently survived the shipwreck. |
1.4271 |
0.06906 |
96 |
65 |
21 |
10 |
405 |
Big deal. You did the exact same show last month. |
1.4271 |
0.06745 |
96 |
64 |
23 |
9 |
406 |
Hmph! Clever but derivative. |
1.4271 |
0.06906 |
96 |
65 |
21 |
10 |
407 |
God I miss Cirque de Soleil. |
1.4271 |
0.07216 |
96 |
67 |
17 |
12 |
408 |
You're missing the grand finale. |
1.4271 |
0.06411 |
96 |
62 |
27 |
7 |
409 |
I'm crushed to learn that dolphins are complete assholes. |
1.4271 |
0.07216 |
96 |
67 |
17 |
12 |
410 |
That's just mean. |
1.4271 |
0.06906 |
96 |
65 |
21 |
10 |
411 |
I gotta say, I thought your wish was about as stupid as they come, but this is pretty freakin' cool... |
1.4271 |
0.06906 |
96 |
65 |
21 |
10 |
412 |
C'mon Dale. One more sardine and I know I can get them to do YMCA. |
1.4271 |
0.06906 |
96 |
65 |
21 |
10 |
413 |
Hey Carl, do you think they're sympathizing or empathizing....I always get those confused. |
1.4211 |
0.06952 |
95 |
65 |
20 |
10 |
414 |
okay, in this instance, imitation is NOT the highest form of flattery! |
1.4211 |
0.06094 |
95 |
60 |
30 |
5 |
415 |
I guess dolphins are the only other mammal capable of mockery. |
1.4211 |
0.06622 |
95 |
63 |
24 |
8 |
416 |
Let's pretend to be a boat. |
1.4211 |
0.06622 |
95 |
63 |
24 |
8 |
417 |
Day 3: They have accepted us as one of their own |
1.4211 |
0.06952 |
95 |
65 |
20 |
10 |
418 |
No more clapping for them, I've seen enough. |
1.4211 |
0.06622 |
95 |
63 |
24 |
8 |
419 |
It's a visually appealing reinterpretation, but lacking the compelling emotional gravitas of the original. |
1.4211 |
0.06622 |
95 |
63 |
24 |
8 |
420 |
I'd give it a 9.5 for difficulty, but only a 4 for originality |
1.4211 |
0.06451 |
95 |
62 |
26 |
7 |
421 |
I know you said to just ignore them, Harv, but you really should see this. |
1.4211 |
0.06622 |
95 |
63 |
24 |
8 |
422 |
Spot 5 differences between the two images |
1.4211 |
0.06789 |
95 |
64 |
22 |
9 |
423 |
Not funny. |
1.4211 |
0.06952 |
95 |
65 |
20 |
10 |
424 |
Ask if they can do SOS ? |
1.4211 |
0.06789 |
95 |
64 |
22 |
9 |
425 |
I bet someone will come by and upload this to the internet before actually saving us. |
1.4211 |
0.06451 |
95 |
62 |
26 |
7 |
426 |
Somewhere out there, a cruise ship is missing an ice sculpture. |
1.4211 |
0.06622 |
95 |
63 |
24 |
8 |
427 |
That one really captures your look of depression & hopelessness. |
1.4211 |
0.06622 |
95 |
63 |
24 |
8 |
428 |
They look like they are having a lot more fun. |
1.4211 |
0.06789 |
95 |
64 |
22 |
9 |
429 |
They're screwing with us again! |
1.4211 |
0.06789 |
95 |
64 |
22 |
9 |
430 |
I can't tell if we're in on the joke. |
1.4211 |
0.07715 |
95 |
70 |
10 |
15 |
431 |
Oh great, now the neighbors are mocking us. |
1.4194 |
0.06544 |
93 |
61 |
25 |
7 |
432 |
"Do you think they noticed us"? |
1.4194 |
0.06721 |
93 |
62 |
23 |
8 |
433 |
Now, that's just mean. |
1.4194 |
0.07060 |
93 |
64 |
19 |
10 |
434 |
They think we're talent scouts from Sea World. |
1.4194 |
0.06721 |
93 |
62 |
23 |
8 |
435 |
Uh-oh, now they're humming the theme from "Jaws". |
1.4194 |
0.07224 |
93 |
65 |
17 |
11 |
436 |
Their mode of artistic expression is too literal for my taste. |
1.4194 |
0.06721 |
93 |
62 |
23 |
8 |
437 |
Are dolphins known for their sarcasm? |
1.4194 |
0.06892 |
93 |
63 |
21 |
9 |
438 |
Nice, but not exactly original. |
1.4194 |
0.07060 |
93 |
64 |
19 |
10 |
439 |
They got your nose perfectly. |
1.4194 |
0.06892 |
93 |
63 |
21 |
9 |
440 |
I miss Netflix. |
1.4194 |
0.06721 |
93 |
62 |
23 |
8 |
441 |
Forget everything I said about buying only dolphin free tuna. |
1.4194 |
0.07224 |
93 |
65 |
17 |
11 |
442 |
SAVE, not COPY! |
1.4194 |
0.07384 |
93 |
66 |
15 |
12 |
443 |
How do we tell them we're not playing charades? |
1.4194 |
0.06544 |
93 |
61 |
25 |
7 |
444 |
I can't believe those humans are mimicking us! |
1.4194 |
0.06892 |
93 |
63 |
21 |
9 |
445 |
Do you think they can make a boat? |
1.4194 |
0.06721 |
93 |
62 |
23 |
8 |
446 |
These guys have way too much time on their fins. |
1.4194 |
0.07060 |
93 |
64 |
19 |
10 |
447 |
I think I need to lay off the seaweed for a while. |
1.4194 |
0.06721 |
93 |
62 |
23 |
8 |
448 |
Oh, that's just great. Like I've never seen that before. |
1.4194 |
0.06892 |
93 |
63 |
21 |
9 |
449 |
I don't suppose you have a picture a of a boat on you? |
1.4194 |
0.07224 |
93 |
65 |
17 |
11 |
450 |
The cruise ship sinks and yet the buffet centerpiece remains afloat. |
1.4194 |
0.07224 |
93 |
65 |
17 |
11 |
451 |
You can't tell me they're not mocking us this time. |
1.4194 |
0.06892 |
93 |
63 |
21 |
9 |
452 |
Sure, that's nice, but can you get them to do a life raft next? |
1.4194 |
0.07384 |
93 |
66 |
15 |
12 |
453 |
You think they remember us from SeaWorld? |
1.4194 |
0.06721 |
93 |
62 |
23 |
8 |
454 |
If they're so smart, how come they're stuck on a desert island, too? |
1.4194 |
0.07384 |
93 |
66 |
15 |
12 |
455 |
Quick, let's lie on the beach and look like a boat. |
1.4194 |
0.07224 |
93 |
65 |
17 |
11 |
456 |
Yeah, like I said before, this is very impressive, but it's still not how you spell, "Help." |
1.4149 |
0.06664 |
94 |
63 |
23 |
8 |
457 |
I'm going to give them the finger and see how they copy that |
1.4130 |
0.07437 |
92 |
66 |
14 |
12 |
458 |
Hal, I think we're being profiled. |
1.4130 |
0.06585 |
92 |
61 |
24 |
7 |
459 |
Believe me, if I was dreaming you wouldn't be in it! |
1.4130 |
0.06938 |
92 |
63 |
20 |
9 |
460 |
OK, OK - I'm flattered. Now do a ship. |
1.4130 |
0.06585 |
92 |
61 |
24 |
7 |
461 |
Do you think they're doing it on porpoise? |
1.4130 |
0.07437 |
92 |
66 |
14 |
12 |
462 |
Wow. Dolphins are assholes. |
1.4130 |
0.07596 |
92 |
67 |
12 |
13 |
463 |
Once again, art imitates life. |
1.4130 |
0.06764 |
92 |
62 |
22 |
8 |
464 |
Nature IS cruel. |
1.4130 |
0.07437 |
92 |
66 |
14 |
12 |
465 |
You're right, the quality of the entertainment is superior on this side of the island. |
1.4130 |
0.06938 |
92 |
63 |
20 |
9 |
466 |
Too representational for my tastes. |
1.4130 |
0.06764 |
92 |
62 |
22 |
8 |
467 |
That's adding insult to injury |
1.4130 |
0.06764 |
92 |
62 |
22 |
8 |
468 |
Dolphin-gänger? |
1.4130 |
0.07275 |
92 |
65 |
16 |
11 |
469 |
Definitely dolphins. Porpoises lack the capacity to mock in groups. |
1.4130 |
0.06764 |
92 |
62 |
22 |
8 |
470 |
They were much more helpful in The Little Mermaid. |
1.4130 |
0.06016 |
92 |
58 |
30 |
4 |
471 |
Seriously? Couldn't think of something better to teach them in the past six months? |
1.4130 |
0.06401 |
92 |
60 |
26 |
6 |
472 |
I think the dolphin playing me today is new. |
1.4130 |
0.06585 |
92 |
61 |
24 |
7 |
473 |
Perfect! Go show the Coast Guard and lead 'em here! |
1.4130 |
0.07275 |
92 |
65 |
16 |
11 |
474 |
I guess they meant it when they said "'No man is an island." |
1.4130 |
0.06764 |
92 |
62 |
22 |
8 |
475 |
You just HAD to use "Swim with the dolphins" as your final wish, didn't you? |
1.4130 |
0.07108 |
92 |
64 |
18 |
10 |
476 |
Very good, but can you do a boat? |
1.4130 |
0.06401 |
92 |
60 |
26 |
6 |
477 |
Are they mocking us on porpoise? |
1.4130 |
0.07596 |
92 |
67 |
12 |
13 |
478 |
Now they're really just flipping us off. |
1.4130 |
0.06585 |
92 |
61 |
24 |
7 |
479 |
Be patient Henry, this is the finale. |
1.4086 |
0.07046 |
93 |
65 |
18 |
10 |
480 |
Hey Jake. You always told me to let you know when we've been here too long. |
1.4066 |
0.06626 |
91 |
61 |
23 |
7 |
481 |
No, wait... they're definitely mocking us. |
1.4066 |
0.06808 |
91 |
62 |
21 |
8 |
482 |
My hallucinations are mocking me. |
1.4066 |
0.07157 |
91 |
64 |
17 |
10 |
483 |
Yeah, dolphins are smart but do they also have to be so sarcastic? |
1.4066 |
0.06626 |
91 |
61 |
23 |
7 |
484 |
They may be smart but they're also irritating as hell. |
1.4066 |
0.06985 |
91 |
63 |
19 |
9 |
485 |
I get the sense we're being mocked. |
1.4066 |
0.07157 |
91 |
64 |
17 |
10 |
486 |
At least the sharks don't mock us. |
1.4066 |
0.06985 |
91 |
63 |
19 |
9 |
487 |
Well, they captured the silhouette but they lack angst. |
1.4066 |
0.07157 |
91 |
64 |
17 |
10 |
488 |
Don't blame me- charades was your suggestion. |
1.4066 |
0.06808 |
91 |
62 |
21 |
8 |
489 |
I think they've seen us! |
1.4066 |
0.06439 |
91 |
60 |
25 |
6 |
490 |
We should have trained them to be a boat. |
1.4066 |
0.07157 |
91 |
64 |
17 |
10 |
491 |
Am I really that fat? |
1.4066 |
0.07157 |
91 |
64 |
17 |
10 |
492 |
No really. You really,really should see this. They have exactly captured you. |
1.4066 |
0.06439 |
91 |
60 |
25 |
6 |
493 |
Derivative, yes, but not without irony. |
1.4066 |
0.06246 |
91 |
59 |
27 |
5 |
494 |
Not bad, but it's a little derivative. |
1.4066 |
0.06626 |
91 |
61 |
23 |
7 |
495 |
You do realize we can never have sex again. |
1.4066 |
0.07652 |
91 |
67 |
11 |
13 |
496 |
I think we've just crossed the line from entertainment to mockery. |
1.4066 |
0.06246 |
91 |
59 |
27 |
5 |
497 |
Let me know when they form the shape of a rescue ship. |
1.4066 |
0.06626 |
91 |
61 |
23 |
7 |
498 |
I think we're being mocked. |
1.4066 |
0.06626 |
91 |
61 |
23 |
7 |
499 |
Now they are just taunting us. |
1.4066 |
0.06626 |
91 |
61 |
23 |
7 |
500 |
In case it’s mockery I’m going to applaud ironically. |
1.4066 |
0.07491 |
91 |
66 |
13 |
12 |
501 |
My nose isn't THAT big. |
1.4066 |
0.06808 |
91 |
62 |
21 |
8 |
502 |
You can take the dolphins out of Sea World but you can’t take Sea World out of the dolphins… |
1.4066 |
0.06808 |
91 |
62 |
21 |
8 |
503 |
They say they're as sarcastic as humans. |
1.4066 |
0.06048 |
91 |
58 |
29 |
4 |
504 |
I said I wanted my life to have purpose. |
1.4066 |
0.07157 |
91 |
64 |
17 |
10 |
505 |
Derivative! |
1.4066 |
0.07157 |
91 |
64 |
17 |
10 |
506 |
Okay, now let's train them to get help. |
1.4066 |
0.06048 |
91 |
58 |
29 |
4 |
507 |
You're missing quite the show on this side of the island. |
1.4022 |
0.06194 |
92 |
60 |
27 |
5 |
508 |
See, I told you animals CAN be cruel. |
1.4022 |
0.07093 |
92 |
65 |
17 |
10 |
509 |
Short on the comic and even shorter on the relief. |
1.4022 |
0.06748 |
92 |
63 |
21 |
8 |
510 |
They're getting a lot better. |
1.4022 |
0.06568 |
92 |
62 |
23 |
7 |
511 |
Could you do an impression of a rescue boat? |
1.4022 |
0.06194 |
92 |
60 |
27 |
5 |
512 |
Is this what they mean by life imitating art? |
1.4000 |
0.06477 |
90 |
60 |
24 |
6 |
513 |
If only something would break up the monotony... |
1.4000 |
0.06851 |
90 |
62 |
20 |
8 |
514 |
C'mon Joe. Be a sport. Hold up the 9 again |
1.4000 |
0.06851 |
90 |
62 |
20 |
8 |
515 |
Do I detect a note of sarcasm? |
1.4000 |
0.06851 |
90 |
62 |
20 |
8 |
516 |
Do you ever just feel like you're in a New Yorker cartoon? |
1.4000 |
0.07207 |
90 |
64 |
16 |
10 |
517 |
You win. The Dolphins beat the Marlins again! |
1.4000 |
0.06667 |
90 |
61 |
22 |
7 |
518 |
No, seriously, you've gotta see this! |
1.4000 |
0.06079 |
90 |
58 |
28 |
4 |
519 |
Do you think they are doing that on porpoise? |
1.4000 |
0.07378 |
90 |
65 |
14 |
11 |
520 |
Bud look, I think our game of Charades has taken a sarcastic turn. |
1.4000 |
0.05870 |
90 |
57 |
30 |
3 |
521 |
OK, now do Trump's hair! |
1.4000 |
0.07378 |
90 |
65 |
14 |
11 |
522 |
Dinner theater on this island really sucks. |
1.4000 |
0.06667 |
90 |
61 |
22 |
7 |
523 |
I don't think they are going to stop until we pay them |
1.4000 |
0.07545 |
90 |
66 |
12 |
12 |
524 |
That would be perfect for a New Yorker cartoon. |
1.4000 |
0.07378 |
90 |
65 |
14 |
11 |
525 |
Well, I guess eating them is out of the question now. |
1.4000 |
0.06281 |
90 |
59 |
26 |
5 |
526 |
Playful bastards, aren't they. |
1.4000 |
0.07207 |
90 |
64 |
16 |
10 |
527 |
They don't have the angst right. |
1.4000 |
0.06477 |
90 |
60 |
24 |
6 |
528 |
Do you sometimes see things that aren't there? Or are dolphins just assholes? |
1.4000 |
0.07207 |
90 |
64 |
16 |
10 |
529 |
I think our time on the island has made me see things differently. |
1.4000 |
0.06079 |
90 |
58 |
28 |
4 |
530 |
I knew they were smart, but I didn't think them capable of mockery. |
1.4000 |
0.07207 |
90 |
64 |
16 |
10 |
531 |
Technically, I think this makes us an archipelago. |
1.4000 |
0.06281 |
90 |
59 |
26 |
5 |
532 |
The accommodations aren't much to speak of here but the entertainment is first rate |
1.4000 |
0.06477 |
90 |
60 |
24 |
6 |
533 |
I think it's photoshopped. |
1.4000 |
0.07031 |
90 |
63 |
18 |
9 |
534 |
They're not going to leave until we applaud. |
1.4000 |
0.06477 |
90 |
60 |
24 |
6 |
535 |
There's something fishy about the new neighbors. |
1.4000 |
0.07545 |
90 |
66 |
12 |
12 |
536 |
Does art reflect reality or does reality reflect art? I just don't think it's the most urgent question, Karen. |
1.4000 |
0.06667 |
90 |
61 |
22 |
7 |
537 |
Intelligent, yes. But I didn't know they have a morbid sense of humor . . . |
1.4000 |
0.07207 |
90 |
64 |
16 |
10 |
538 |
You have to admit, they learned a lot at Sea World. |
1.4000 |
0.06477 |
90 |
60 |
24 |
6 |
539 |
I think Cirque du Porpeil has arrived. |
1.4000 |
0.07207 |
90 |
64 |
16 |
10 |
540 |
I appreciate the energy and technique, but I still say it's derivative. |
1.4000 |
0.07031 |
90 |
63 |
18 |
9 |
541 |
Ok, they're mocking us. |
1.4000 |
0.07207 |
90 |
64 |
16 |
10 |
542 |
Our dolphingängers are back. |
1.4000 |
0.06851 |
90 |
62 |
20 |
8 |
543 |
Playful? Yes. Creative? Definitely. Helpful? No. |
1.4000 |
0.06851 |
90 |
62 |
20 |
8 |
544 |
Even if they are just trying to annoy us, it's impressive. |
1.4000 |
0.06477 |
90 |
60 |
24 |
6 |
545 |
They must think we're talent scouts for Sea World. |
1.4000 |
0.06281 |
90 |
59 |
26 |
5 |
546 |
They took gold in Rio |
1.4000 |
0.07031 |
90 |
63 |
18 |
9 |
547 |
I mean seriously, you have to see this! |
1.4000 |
0.06477 |
90 |
60 |
24 |
6 |
548 |
Are they being cruel or just highly communicative? |
1.4000 |
0.06851 |
90 |
62 |
20 |
8 |
549 |
Why is this the best form of flattery? |
1.4000 |
0.06851 |
90 |
62 |
20 |
8 |
550 |
I saw this show at the Bellagio. |
1.4000 |
0.06477 |
90 |
60 |
24 |
6 |
551 |
It would really be impressive if they moved west and gave us some shade. |
1.4000 |
0.06281 |
90 |
59 |
26 |
5 |
552 |
He has your nose. |
1.4000 |
0.06667 |
90 |
61 |
22 |
7 |
553 |
Now that I see it, I don't think imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.4000 |
0.06851 |
90 |
62 |
20 |
8 |
554 |
Let me know when they build us a raft. |
1.4000 |
0.06851 |
90 |
62 |
20 |
8 |
555 |
Boy, the one time I really wish I had my camera! |
1.4000 |
0.06281 |
90 |
59 |
26 |
5 |
556 |
No more coconut wine for me. |
1.4000 |
0.06477 |
90 |
60 |
24 |
6 |
557 |
I never have a camera when I need one. |
1.4000 |
0.06281 |
90 |
59 |
26 |
5 |
558 |
Remember how you said that drinking sea water was "no big deal"? |
1.3956 |
0.06227 |
91 |
60 |
26 |
5 |
559 |
Now I'm sure the dolphins are mocking us. |
1.3933 |
0.06895 |
89 |
62 |
19 |
8 |
560 |
I went through hell and high water to get tickets for this Cirque du Seaworld performance, the least you could do is turn around. |
1.3933 |
0.06514 |
89 |
60 |
23 |
6 |
561 |
Until today, I had no idea I was pro trawler nets. |
1.3933 |
0.07600 |
89 |
66 |
11 |
12 |
562 |
If we get out of here I'm eating tuna again. |
1.3933 |
0.07078 |
89 |
63 |
17 |
9 |
563 |
I am going to keep making "the porpoise of life" jokes until you agree to switch sides with me. |
1.3933 |
0.06514 |
89 |
60 |
23 |
6 |
564 |
They definitely were holding back at Sea World. |
1.3933 |
0.07256 |
89 |
64 |
15 |
10 |
565 |
I hate team-building. |
1.3933 |
0.06514 |
89 |
60 |
23 |
6 |
566 |
Not sure about you, but I'M going to stop licking those lizards. |
1.3933 |
0.07256 |
89 |
64 |
15 |
10 |
567 |
And now we teach them to spell "HELP" |
1.3933 |
0.06315 |
89 |
59 |
25 |
5 |
568 |
See if they can mimic a yacht. |
1.3933 |
0.06895 |
89 |
62 |
19 |
8 |
569 |
You see a bunch of blowholes and I see Trump's cabinet; I'd call that a tie. |
1.3933 |
0.07430 |
89 |
65 |
13 |
11 |
570 |
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but we're still going to die. |
1.3933 |
0.07766 |
89 |
67 |
9 |
13 |
571 |
Yeah sure, you're gonna tell me Donald Trump is president next... |
1.3933 |
0.07078 |
89 |
63 |
17 |
9 |
572 |
And I thought we were bored |
1.3933 |
0.06514 |
89 |
60 |
23 |
6 |
573 |
I call it plagiarism. |
1.3933 |
0.07078 |
89 |
63 |
17 |
9 |
574 |
I never said 'Simon says' |
1.3933 |
0.07078 |
89 |
63 |
17 |
9 |
575 |
Don't bother getting up, we saw them at Sea World. |
1.3933 |
0.06895 |
89 |
62 |
19 |
8 |
576 |
Try looking like a boat. |
1.3933 |
0.06895 |
89 |
62 |
19 |
8 |
577 |
Do you ever get the feeling that there's a parallel tuna-verse out there? |
1.3933 |
0.06514 |
89 |
60 |
23 |
6 |
578 |
Well, I've stopped hallucinating simple foods. |
1.3933 |
0.06895 |
89 |
62 |
19 |
8 |
579 |
Could you maybe copy a lifeboat instead? |
1.3933 |
0.07078 |
89 |
63 |
17 |
9 |
580 |
OK, the flashmob has officially jumped the shark. |
1.3933 |
0.07256 |
89 |
64 |
15 |
10 |
581 |
Woaaaaah...I think we should've rationed those mushrooms. |
1.3933 |
0.06315 |
89 |
59 |
25 |
5 |
582 |
Maybe they could form a raft next! |
1.3933 |
0.06110 |
89 |
58 |
27 |
4 |
583 |
Dude, I never noticed, the big toe on my left foot is bigger than the one on my right. |
1.3933 |
0.06895 |
89 |
62 |
19 |
8 |
584 |
NOT Charades again. |
1.3933 |
0.06895 |
89 |
62 |
19 |
8 |
585 |
I no longer believe that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.3902 |
0.06888 |
82 |
56 |
20 |
6 |
586 |
Do me a favor. Stand on your head for a second. |
1.3889 |
0.06456 |
90 |
61 |
23 |
6 |
587 |
I never realized dolphins were sarcastic. |
1.3889 |
0.07188 |
90 |
65 |
15 |
10 |
588 |
I've heard of mocking birds, but this is ridiculous. |
1.3889 |
0.06647 |
90 |
62 |
21 |
7 |
589 |
They're getting back at us for making squeaky-balloon noises at them all day yesterday. |
1.3889 |
0.06832 |
90 |
63 |
19 |
8 |
590 |
You had to taunt them. |
1.3889 |
0.07012 |
90 |
64 |
17 |
9 |
591 |
I'm pretty sure they're porpoises. Dolphins have elongated beaks and are more creative at charades. |
1.3889 |
0.06647 |
90 |
62 |
21 |
7 |
592 |
Maybe it's synchronicity, but I think they're doing it on porpoise. |
1.3889 |
0.07188 |
90 |
65 |
15 |
10 |
593 |
I can't stop thinking about sushi. |
1.3889 |
0.06647 |
90 |
62 |
21 |
7 |
594 |
Don't look now, but I think we are being porpoisely mocked. |
1.3889 |
0.07528 |
90 |
67 |
11 |
12 |
595 |
On the bright side, you can't beat the podcasts. |
1.3864 |
0.06552 |
88 |
60 |
22 |
6 |
596 |
The mocking has begun. |
1.3864 |
0.07655 |
88 |
66 |
10 |
12 |
597 |
I wish they'd mimic a boat. |
1.3864 |
0.06140 |
88 |
58 |
26 |
4 |
598 |
Do you have your camera? |
1.3864 |
0.06552 |
88 |
60 |
22 |
6 |
599 |
Come look, honey – the neighbors have their holiday decorations up. |
1.3864 |
0.07125 |
88 |
63 |
16 |
9 |
600 |
Oh my, it's the dinner show! |
1.3864 |
0.06140 |
88 |
58 |
26 |
4 |
601 |
Now I just think they're mocking us. |
1.3864 |
0.06939 |
88 |
62 |
18 |
8 |
602 |
It's one thing to be stranded, but quite another to be mocked. |
1.3864 |
0.06349 |
88 |
59 |
24 |
5 |
603 |
Do you think they're mocking us? |
1.3864 |
0.07125 |
88 |
63 |
16 |
9 |
604 |
Or we could take it as the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.3864 |
0.06748 |
88 |
61 |
20 |
7 |
605 |
Interesting act, but we're really looking for something different. |
1.3864 |
0.06748 |
88 |
61 |
20 |
7 |
606 |
My views on sushi have changed. |
1.3864 |
0.07125 |
88 |
63 |
16 |
9 |
607 |
No, what's amazing is that you still don't know the difference between dolphins and porpoises. |
1.3864 |
0.06939 |
88 |
62 |
18 |
8 |
608 |
I love art with a porpoise. |
1.3864 |
0.07824 |
88 |
67 |
8 |
13 |
609 |
I bet if we're stranded long enough I can get them to do the Eiffel Tower. |
1.3864 |
0.07125 |
88 |
63 |
16 |
9 |
610 |
The show's okay, I guess, but I would've killed for dinner. |
1.3864 |
0.06140 |
88 |
58 |
26 |
4 |
611 |
They must think we're agents. |
1.3864 |
0.06748 |
88 |
61 |
20 |
7 |
612 |
Simon says, "Stop playing around and go get help!" |
1.3864 |
0.06748 |
88 |
61 |
20 |
7 |
613 |
Great, now they're mocking us. |
1.3864 |
0.07306 |
88 |
64 |
14 |
10 |
614 |
Lighten up Phil and enjoy the entertainment |
1.3864 |
0.06349 |
88 |
59 |
24 |
5 |
615 |
At least they have a porpoise. |
1.3864 |
0.06748 |
88 |
61 |
20 |
7 |
616 |
For the matinée they do the Eiffel Tower. |
1.3864 |
0.06552 |
88 |
60 |
22 |
6 |
617 |
They're cute, but I still would rather have Netflix. |
1.3864 |
0.06349 |
88 |
59 |
24 |
5 |
618 |
The food here is terrible but the entertainment is great. |
1.3864 |
0.06552 |
88 |
60 |
22 |
6 |
619 |
"Sure, they're smart....but, ironic? |
1.3864 |
0.06939 |
88 |
62 |
18 |
8 |
620 |
Herb, remember the time we were crawling through the desert and the prairie dogs started mocking us? |
1.3864 |
0.07306 |
88 |
64 |
14 |
10 |
621 |
This may sound a little anthropomorphic, but I'm getting a real sarcastic vibe here. |
1.3864 |
0.07306 |
88 |
64 |
14 |
10 |
622 |
I'm sorry. I have no spare change. |
1.3864 |
0.07306 |
88 |
64 |
14 |
10 |
623 |
Do you think sarcasm's a sign of intelligence? |
1.3864 |
0.06552 |
88 |
60 |
22 |
6 |
624 |
Remember when you said no one knows or cares where we are or what we are doing? |
1.3864 |
0.06939 |
88 |
62 |
18 |
8 |
625 |
I drank way too much salt water. |
1.3864 |
0.06748 |
88 |
61 |
20 |
7 |
626 |
This show would cost $500 at the Tropicana. |
1.3864 |
0.06552 |
88 |
60 |
22 |
6 |
627 |
On the other hand... it is the sincerest form of flattery |
1.3864 |
0.05924 |
88 |
57 |
28 |
3 |
628 |
Once we're rescued, I'll put in a good word for them at Sea World. |
1.3864 |
0.06748 |
88 |
61 |
20 |
7 |
629 |
They're mocking us. Majestically. |
1.3864 |
0.07306 |
88 |
64 |
14 |
10 |
630 |
They're blocking my view. |
1.3846 |
0.06587 |
91 |
63 |
21 |
7 |
631 |
Look! They're mocking us on porpoise. |
1.3846 |
0.07122 |
91 |
66 |
15 |
10 |
632 |
This sure beats that lame cabaret act on the cruise ship. |
1.3837 |
0.06226 |
86 |
57 |
25 |
4 |
633 |
That does it, I'm done buying dolphin-safe tuna |
1.3837 |
0.06854 |
86 |
60 |
19 |
7 |
634 |
We'll both do the splits; let's see them try and mock us then. |
1.3837 |
0.07050 |
86 |
61 |
17 |
8 |
635 |
Wait till you see their dismount! |
1.3837 |
0.07242 |
86 |
62 |
15 |
9 |
636 |
other than the flipper, he has you down perfectly. |
1.3837 |
0.06442 |
86 |
58 |
23 |
5 |
637 |
Somehow they seem less stranded than we are. |
1.3837 |
0.06442 |
86 |
58 |
23 |
5 |
638 |
So much for opposing thumbs. |
1.3837 |
0.06854 |
86 |
60 |
19 |
7 |
639 |
These splash zone seats were worth it. |
1.3837 |
0.06651 |
86 |
59 |
21 |
6 |
640 |
You can take the dolphins out of SeaWorld... |
1.3837 |
0.06854 |
86 |
60 |
19 |
7 |
641 |
''I still think it should take the form of a boat to qualify as irony.'' |
1.3837 |
0.06442 |
86 |
58 |
23 |
5 |
642 |
Henry, the dolphins are making fun of us again. |
1.3837 |
0.06854 |
86 |
60 |
19 |
7 |
643 |
Looks like Miami won this week. |
1.3837 |
0.06854 |
86 |
60 |
19 |
7 |
644 |
Darwin, I think you should see this. |
1.3837 |
0.06442 |
86 |
58 |
23 |
5 |
645 |
I hate charades. |
1.3837 |
0.06854 |
86 |
60 |
19 |
7 |
646 |
And just like that, the dolphins captured the existential ennui of the castaways. |
1.3837 |
0.07428 |
86 |
63 |
13 |
10 |
647 |
I wonder if they can make a boat. |
1.3837 |
0.06854 |
86 |
60 |
19 |
7 |
648 |
Honey, I know things don't look good, but can't we at least enjoy the show together? |
1.3837 |
0.07428 |
86 |
63 |
13 |
10 |
649 |
Maybe there is no porpoise. |
1.3837 |
0.07050 |
86 |
61 |
17 |
8 |
650 |
Geez, would it kill them to clap? At Sea World, something like this would bring people out of their seats. |
1.3837 |
0.06854 |
86 |
60 |
19 |
7 |
651 |
Haha, very funny...Can you save us now? |
1.3837 |
0.07050 |
86 |
61 |
17 |
8 |
652 |
Oo, I could live forever on satire, couldn't you? |
1.3837 |
0.07428 |
86 |
63 |
13 |
10 |
653 |
OK, now there just being jerks. |
1.3837 |
0.07242 |
86 |
62 |
15 |
9 |
654 |
Hey, Joe, your message in a bottlenose is back. |
1.3837 |
0.07050 |
86 |
61 |
17 |
8 |
655 |
Part II: Question 93. Draw the next logical image. |
1.3837 |
0.07242 |
86 |
62 |
15 |
9 |
656 |
Let's redecorate. |
1.3837 |
0.06854 |
86 |
60 |
19 |
7 |
657 |
You're missing a helluva show! |
1.3837 |
0.06651 |
86 |
59 |
21 |
6 |
658 |
Now they are just laughing at us. |
1.3837 |
0.06854 |
86 |
60 |
19 |
7 |
659 |
Now they’re just mocking us on porpoise. |
1.3837 |
0.06651 |
86 |
59 |
21 |
6 |
660 |
Yeah...but I'd still eat one. |
1.3820 |
0.06492 |
89 |
61 |
22 |
6 |
661 |
You were right about those berries that washed ashore. |
1.3820 |
0.07236 |
89 |
65 |
14 |
10 |
662 |
Even here he builds a Tower! |
1.3793 |
0.06789 |
87 |
61 |
19 |
7 |
663 |
That’s either a mirage or the best seafood buffet I’ve ever seen. |
1.3793 |
0.07172 |
87 |
63 |
15 |
9 |
664 |
I think I can finally see the porpoise of life. |
1.3793 |
0.07535 |
87 |
65 |
11 |
11 |
665 |
I think there might be a SeaWorld near here. |
1.3793 |
0.06589 |
87 |
60 |
21 |
6 |
666 |
Four words. First word; three syllables. First syllable sounds like... |
1.3793 |
0.07356 |
87 |
64 |
13 |
10 |
667 |
"Even more humiliating is that they call themselves 'The Trump Tower' '' |
1.3793 |
0.07535 |
87 |
65 |
11 |
11 |
668 |
That's it. I'm no longer a vegan. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
669 |
Schadenfreude: pleasure derived from the misfortune of others. |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
670 |
I guess I could have trained them to be a raft. |
1.3765 |
0.06477 |
85 |
58 |
22 |
5 |
671 |
Well, I'd give 'em an 8.5. |
1.3765 |
0.06029 |
85 |
56 |
26 |
3 |
672 |
"Ok we get it. You're really smart". |
1.3765 |
0.07096 |
85 |
61 |
16 |
8 |
673 |
I think we're being flippered off. |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
674 |
Fred and George found out the hard way just how cruel dolphins can be. |
1.3765 |
0.07480 |
85 |
63 |
12 |
10 |
675 |
That doesn't look like me at all. |
1.3765 |
0.06477 |
85 |
58 |
22 |
5 |
676 |
They should know that there's a fine line between comedy and sarcasm. |
1.3765 |
0.07096 |
85 |
61 |
16 |
8 |
677 |
Do you think they're being satirical or just mean? |
1.3765 |
0.07096 |
85 |
61 |
16 |
8 |
678 |
You gave them a 3.2 last week. What did you expect? |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
679 |
See, even they're sick of desert island cartoons |
1.3765 |
0.07096 |
85 |
61 |
16 |
8 |
680 |
No ship will ever notice us now. |
1.3765 |
0.07480 |
85 |
63 |
12 |
10 |
681 |
OK, I'm starting to side with Japan. |
1.3765 |
0.06477 |
85 |
58 |
22 |
5 |
682 |
Not as great as yesterday when they spelled TRUMP without the T. |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
683 |
At least the neighbors are friendly. |
1.3765 |
0.06257 |
85 |
57 |
24 |
4 |
684 |
And you thought life had lost all porpoise. |
1.3765 |
0.06477 |
85 |
58 |
22 |
5 |
685 |
Not only they are smart, they also have a sense of humour! |
1.3765 |
0.07291 |
85 |
62 |
14 |
9 |
686 |
You sure that was just a regular cigarette? |
1.3765 |
0.07096 |
85 |
61 |
16 |
8 |
687 |
If you're not going to look, Gary, imagine Jacque Cousteau meets Siegfried and Roy. |
1.3765 |
0.07096 |
85 |
61 |
16 |
8 |
688 |
I think they want to play charades. |
1.3765 |
0.06257 |
85 |
57 |
24 |
4 |
689 |
What takes more intelligence, mockery or conceptual art ? |
1.3765 |
0.07291 |
85 |
62 |
14 |
9 |
690 |
I love that entertainment is part of the all-inclusive package. |
1.3765 |
0.06257 |
85 |
57 |
24 |
4 |
691 |
Now I see that life has more than one porpoise. |
1.3765 |
0.07291 |
85 |
62 |
14 |
9 |
692 |
If you can't laugh, at least applaud politely. |
1.3765 |
0.06477 |
85 |
58 |
22 |
5 |
693 |
Oh yeah? Well maybe THEY are imagining us. |
1.3765 |
0.06477 |
85 |
58 |
22 |
5 |
694 |
I can't experience this properly without Twitter. |
1.3765 |
0.06477 |
85 |
58 |
22 |
5 |
695 |
We must be the luckiest guys in the world--these seats are awesome! |
1.3765 |
0.07096 |
85 |
61 |
16 |
8 |
696 |
Trust me. This you're gonna want to see. |
1.3765 |
0.06477 |
85 |
58 |
22 |
5 |
697 |
Their chances of rescue are probablely better. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
698 |
I don't remember Flipper ever being this sarcastic. |
1.3765 |
0.06257 |
85 |
57 |
24 |
4 |
699 |
You know those dolphins you told to make like a tree and leave? |
1.3765 |
0.07291 |
85 |
62 |
14 |
9 |
700 |
At least they're not sharks |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
701 |
They might win charades, but at least we beat them at rock-paper-scissors. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
702 |
It's art. It doesn't have to have a porpoise. |
1.3765 |
0.07291 |
85 |
62 |
14 |
9 |
703 |
Pretend you don't see them. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
704 |
I've got a good one this time. I spy, with my little eye... |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
705 |
I know I have bigger worries right now, but am I really that short? |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
706 |
Live from Galapagos, it's Saturday Night! |
1.3765 |
0.07665 |
85 |
64 |
10 |
11 |
707 |
Shhhh, slowly--stand up and act like a boat. |
1.3765 |
0.07096 |
85 |
61 |
16 |
8 |
708 |
If they're so damn smart, why aren't they at SeaWorld? |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
709 |
I know it's playful, but it still hurts. |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
710 |
Nice, but rather derivative. |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
711 |
Honestly, I'd prefer their imitation of a boat. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
712 |
Even their mockery is downright cute. |
1.3765 |
0.07096 |
85 |
61 |
16 |
8 |
713 |
I'm not questioning your skills as a 'Seaworld' trainer - I'm just not sure it conveys our message. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
714 |
I don't have the heart to tell them we are out of fish. |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
715 |
The dolphins never got over being named the second smartest species on the planet |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
716 |
I bet they learned that in school. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
717 |
Did you know, that in addition to the use of tools, sarcasm is a clear sign of intelligence in animals? |
1.3765 |
0.07665 |
85 |
64 |
10 |
11 |
718 |
Yes, but is it art? |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
719 |
Ya know, we're pretty lucky. In season they play the Bellagio Fountains in Vegas. |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
720 |
No one likes sarcasm. |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
721 |
Not just intelligent--ironic. |
1.3765 |
0.07665 |
85 |
64 |
10 |
11 |
722 |
Although I wished I had my iPhone, this still wouldn't get as many views as a cat playing a piano. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
723 |
Smart, yeah, but smart alecks, too. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
724 |
Yup, we definitely shouldn't have eaten those coconuts. |
1.3765 |
0.07096 |
85 |
61 |
16 |
8 |
725 |
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
726 |
See? I told you, stay positive and nice things will happen. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
727 |
I guess they know we're vegans. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
728 |
Sincerest form of flippery |
1.3765 |
0.07096 |
85 |
61 |
16 |
8 |
729 |
Our message in a bottle must have ended up at Sea World. |
1.3765 |
0.06477 |
85 |
58 |
22 |
5 |
730 |
They are much more creative than the sharks. |
1.3765 |
0.06477 |
85 |
58 |
22 |
5 |
731 |
Do you really want to impress us? Spell out SOS. |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
732 |
I gotta say, the one on the left does have your nose. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
733 |
We really should've used that glue on the raft. |
1.3765 |
0.07665 |
85 |
64 |
10 |
11 |
734 |
You can take the dolphin out of SeaWorld, but you can't take the SeaWorld out of the dolphin. |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
735 |
It's nice, but not quite ready for Cirque du soleil. |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
736 |
Let's don't eat any more tree bark. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
737 |
Now they're just making fun of us. |
1.3750 |
0.06917 |
88 |
63 |
17 |
8 |
738 |
Perhaps it's their way of demonstrating empathy. |
1.3721 |
0.06626 |
86 |
60 |
20 |
6 |
739 |
I hate being objectified. |
1.3690 |
0.06511 |
84 |
58 |
21 |
5 |
740 |
I guess it was funnier the first time. |
1.3690 |
0.06511 |
84 |
58 |
21 |
5 |
741 |
This morning I thought they were sympathizing with us but now I'm convinced they're mocking us. |
1.3690 |
0.06938 |
84 |
60 |
17 |
7 |
742 |
There's something fishy about that palm tree. |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
743 |
Quick! Phil! They're doing it again! |
1.3690 |
0.07142 |
84 |
61 |
15 |
8 |
744 |
On second thought, you might believe what I'm seeing.... |
1.3690 |
0.06055 |
84 |
56 |
25 |
3 |
745 |
Oh, it's no accident...they're mocking us on porpoise. |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
746 |
They make us look redundant, don't they? |
1.3690 |
0.06938 |
84 |
60 |
17 |
7 |
747 |
It's Thursday again. |
1.3690 |
0.07142 |
84 |
61 |
15 |
8 |
748 |
There's definitely something fishy about that island.... |
1.3690 |
0.07533 |
84 |
63 |
11 |
10 |
749 |
There's a fine line between playful and mocking. |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
750 |
They think they're so smart. |
1.3690 |
0.07142 |
84 |
61 |
15 |
8 |
751 |
At least the neighbors are friendly. |
1.3690 |
0.06055 |
84 |
56 |
25 |
3 |
752 |
I've heard them called 'playful'. I'd call it 'mocking'. |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
753 |
Don't stare, they'll want a fish. |
1.3690 |
0.06287 |
84 |
57 |
23 |
4 |
754 |
I think they are trying to imitate us on porpoise. |
1.3690 |
0.07533 |
84 |
63 |
11 |
10 |
755 |
sarcastic dolphins...who knew??? |
1.3690 |
0.06287 |
84 |
57 |
23 |
4 |
756 |
It's well beyond anthropomorphic. |
1.3690 |
0.06511 |
84 |
58 |
21 |
5 |
757 |
No Frank, I swear, you gotta see this mirage. |
1.3690 |
0.06287 |
84 |
57 |
23 |
4 |
758 |
That one doesn't even look like you. |
1.3690 |
0.07142 |
84 |
61 |
15 |
8 |
759 |
Now they're just flipping us off! |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
760 |
They think they're so smart. |
1.3690 |
0.07142 |
84 |
61 |
15 |
8 |
761 |
Nice, but that doesn't spell "HELP". |
1.3690 |
0.06511 |
84 |
58 |
21 |
5 |
762 |
Empathy is overrated. |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
763 |
They sure know how to rub it in. |
1.3690 |
0.06287 |
84 |
57 |
23 |
4 |
764 |
Just ignore them. They're doing that on porpoise. |
1.3690 |
0.06938 |
84 |
60 |
17 |
7 |
765 |
Man, that coconut we ate must have been bad. |
1.3690 |
0.06287 |
84 |
57 |
23 |
4 |
766 |
I'm feeling a renewed sense of porpoise. |
1.3690 |
0.07340 |
84 |
62 |
13 |
9 |
767 |
The hallucinations began on day 29. |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
768 |
Do you think they know life raft? |
1.3690 |
0.06728 |
84 |
59 |
19 |
6 |
769 |
Copycats. |
1.3690 |
0.07142 |
84 |
61 |
15 |
8 |
770 |
Man, everyone's doing the mannequin challenge. |
1.3690 |
0.06938 |
84 |
60 |
17 |
7 |
771 |
I hate it when art imitates life. |
1.3690 |
0.07340 |
84 |
62 |
13 |
9 |
772 |
Beautiful as it is, I'm afraid this is going to have to be an Edible Arrangement. |
1.3671 |
0.07246 |
79 |
57 |
15 |
7 |
773 |
I know they're mocking us; and yet, I'm strangely drawn to the coy one peeking out from beneath the fin. |
1.3625 |
0.06474 |
80 |
55 |
21 |
4 |
774 |
I'm not flattered! |
1.3614 |
0.07187 |
83 |
61 |
14 |
8 |
775 |
They're getting better at our voices. |
1.3614 |
0.06545 |
83 |
58 |
20 |
5 |
776 |
Maybe, if we promise to lay off the sushi, we can get them to spell out 'S.O.S. |
1.3614 |
0.06545 |
83 |
58 |
20 |
5 |
777 |
Not sure, I think it's a cheer for a Miami football team. |
1.3614 |
0.06317 |
83 |
57 |
22 |
4 |
778 |
Are we being entertained or mocked? |
1.3614 |
0.07187 |
83 |
61 |
14 |
8 |
779 |
Ever feel like the universe is just mocking you? |
1.3614 |
0.06766 |
83 |
59 |
18 |
6 |
780 |
Pretty good, but the sharks depicting our crash on the island was much more impressive. |
1.3614 |
0.06080 |
83 |
56 |
24 |
3 |
781 |
This I can stand - what I really hate is when they go into boat formation. |
1.3614 |
0.06317 |
83 |
57 |
22 |
4 |
782 |
Now they're just making fun of us. |
1.3614 |
0.06766 |
83 |
59 |
18 |
6 |
783 |
They're touring. |
1.3614 |
0.06317 |
83 |
57 |
22 |
4 |
784 |
Lucky me. I get stranded with Cristo. |
1.3614 |
0.06980 |
83 |
60 |
16 |
7 |
785 |
UNBELIEVABLE! The little one has your expression down pat. |
1.3614 |
0.06545 |
83 |
58 |
20 |
5 |
786 |
Okay, fine- you call it empathy. I call it sarcasm. |
1.3614 |
0.06980 |
83 |
60 |
16 |
7 |
787 |
Very funny, boys, but sarcasm is not the same thing as intelligence. |
1.3614 |
0.06980 |
83 |
60 |
16 |
7 |
788 |
I think it’s payback for visiting SeaWorld. |
1.3614 |
0.06766 |
83 |
59 |
18 |
6 |
789 |
If you'd just look, you'd see it's not just another one of my fish stories. |
1.3614 |
0.06980 |
83 |
60 |
16 |
7 |
790 |
We must be close to Sea World. |
1.3614 |
0.07389 |
83 |
62 |
12 |
9 |
791 |
Same pattern. I'm beginning to doubt they intend to go for help. |
1.3614 |
0.06980 |
83 |
60 |
16 |
7 |
792 |
"Sometimes the line between comedy and cruelty is a thin one". |
1.3614 |
0.07389 |
83 |
62 |
12 |
9 |
793 |
Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but I still can't shake the feeling they're making fun of us. |
1.3614 |
0.06980 |
83 |
60 |
16 |
7 |
794 |
I guess they've also figured out postmodernism. |
1.3571 |
0.06022 |
84 |
57 |
24 |
3 |
795 |
No, I don't think dolphins are more intelligent than humans. Why do you ask? |
1.3537 |
0.06578 |
82 |
58 |
19 |
5 |
796 |
I could watch them forever. |
1.3537 |
0.07233 |
82 |
61 |
13 |
8 |
797 |
Do me a favor, stand up. |
1.3537 |
0.07438 |
82 |
62 |
11 |
9 |
798 |
Too much mercury. |
1.3537 |
0.06578 |
82 |
58 |
19 |
5 |
799 |
Negotiations with Sea World failed. They're going out on their own. |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
800 |
Nature really is cruel! |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
801 |
Do you think they could mimic a boat? |
1.3537 |
0.07233 |
82 |
61 |
13 |
8 |
802 |
Something tells me they are not here to help. |
1.3537 |
0.06345 |
82 |
57 |
21 |
4 |
803 |
Does art imitate life, or life imitate art? |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
804 |
It's a windmill, right? |
1.3537 |
0.06578 |
82 |
58 |
19 |
5 |
805 |
Do we really look that fat? |
1.3537 |
0.07021 |
82 |
60 |
15 |
7 |
806 |
You're right. Shark du Soleil has lost its creative edge. |
1.3537 |
0.07021 |
82 |
60 |
15 |
7 |
807 |
Unlike its bottlenose cousin, the brown-nose dolphin is distinguished by its tendency to imitate as a form of flattery. |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
808 |
That's nothing. Last week they plaigerized my message in a bottle. |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
809 |
Out here, it's Cirque du Sole. |
1.3537 |
0.07233 |
82 |
61 |
13 |
8 |
810 |
That's the problem with dinner theaters today. The show is impressive but where's the buffet? |
1.3537 |
0.06578 |
82 |
58 |
19 |
5 |
811 |
You're right. It's mockery. |
1.3537 |
0.06578 |
82 |
58 |
19 |
5 |
812 |
When are we going to tell them that we ran out of fish? |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
813 |
I miss Ed Sullivan. |
1.3537 |
0.06578 |
82 |
58 |
19 |
5 |
814 |
I never liked performance art. |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
815 |
They're mocking us again Dom, screw "dolphin safe tuna." |
1.3537 |
0.07233 |
82 |
61 |
13 |
8 |
816 |
There's something fishy about that tree. |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
817 |
They must be bored too. |
1.3537 |
0.06345 |
82 |
57 |
21 |
4 |
818 |
Huh. How derivative. |
1.3537 |
0.07233 |
82 |
61 |
13 |
8 |
819 |
Apparently the animal kingdom has been faking it the whole time. |
1.3537 |
0.06578 |
82 |
58 |
19 |
5 |
820 |
Yes, clearly this is art imitating life. |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
821 |
Climb the tree again, Harold, so they fall down. |
1.3537 |
0.06345 |
82 |
57 |
21 |
4 |
822 |
I thought the matinee was more authentic. |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
823 |
No rescue party yet, Harry. Only a pod of schadenfreude dolphins. |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
824 |
It's the sincerest form of flattery |
1.3537 |
0.07233 |
82 |
61 |
13 |
8 |
825 |
For intelligent mammals their satire is a little too on the nose. |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
826 |
And now they're just mocking us. |
1.3537 |
0.07021 |
82 |
60 |
15 |
7 |
827 |
They can do that, but they can't get help. |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
828 |
I'll watch the 3pm show |
1.3537 |
0.06578 |
82 |
58 |
19 |
5 |
829 |
I’ve always heard that dolphins are the smartest animals – but I didn’t know they were also the biggest smart alecks. |
1.3537 |
0.06578 |
82 |
58 |
19 |
5 |
830 |
Apparently each one of us does in fact have a porpoise. |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
831 |
Look George it's Cirque Sea-Lay |
1.3537 |
0.07233 |
82 |
61 |
13 |
8 |
832 |
Either excessive celebration or unsportsmanlike conduct - if I had a flag I'd throw it. |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
833 |
Uh huh. And what was your third wish again? |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
834 |
I'm sorry Bob, but I am a little flattered. |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
835 |
I had no idea that dolphins have a sense of humor. |
1.3537 |
0.06104 |
82 |
56 |
23 |
3 |
836 |
I think they're still upset we ate their cousin. |
1.3537 |
0.07438 |
82 |
62 |
11 |
9 |
837 |
I think you're right: that can't be a coincidence. |
1.3537 |
0.06578 |
82 |
58 |
19 |
5 |
838 |
It's been three days, Chuck. Should we say something? |
1.3537 |
0.06803 |
82 |
59 |
17 |
6 |
839 |
It's a benefit of our cruise travel insurance policy. |
1.3494 |
0.06949 |
83 |
61 |
15 |
7 |
840 |
now that's what i call synchronized swimming |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
841 |
That's not helpful. |
1.3457 |
0.07062 |
81 |
60 |
14 |
7 |
842 |
I'd be more flattered if they cooked us dinner. |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
843 |
The North Atlantic's Got Talent. |
1.3457 |
0.07062 |
81 |
60 |
14 |
7 |
844 |
They seem pretty smart, but I said S.O.S. and they give us U.S.O. |
1.3457 |
0.06611 |
81 |
58 |
18 |
5 |
845 |
Wish they'd stop empathizing long enough to form a boat. |
1.3457 |
0.06611 |
81 |
58 |
18 |
5 |
846 |
I feel like they're making fun of us. |
1.3457 |
0.06611 |
81 |
58 |
18 |
5 |
847 |
I really wish I had my phone. |
1.3457 |
0.06373 |
81 |
57 |
20 |
4 |
848 |
I prefer to think they're laughing WITH us, not AT us. |
1.3457 |
0.06126 |
81 |
56 |
22 |
3 |
849 |
Must be some art school. |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
850 |
Then again, maybe they should throw us a herring. |
1.3457 |
0.06611 |
81 |
58 |
18 |
5 |
851 |
When SeaWorld's animal stars are set free... |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
852 |
I didn't know dolphins could be so sarcastic. |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
853 |
SEA WORLD escapees no doubt. |
1.3457 |
0.07278 |
81 |
61 |
12 |
8 |
854 |
Float like a dolphin, shaped like a tree |
1.3457 |
0.07062 |
81 |
60 |
14 |
7 |
855 |
I know they're mocking us, but you have to admire their creativity |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
856 |
Do you think I have a big nose? |
1.3457 |
0.06373 |
81 |
57 |
20 |
4 |
857 |
I'm guessing this is payback for Sea World. |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
858 |
I don't know about you, but I think they're making fun of us. |
1.3457 |
0.06611 |
81 |
58 |
18 |
5 |
859 |
Ok, for your next trick you need to become a boat and take us to the mainland. |
1.3457 |
0.06611 |
81 |
58 |
18 |
5 |
860 |
Well, they say it's the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
861 |
I didn't say 'Simon says.' |
1.3457 |
0.07062 |
81 |
60 |
14 |
7 |
862 |
Let's see if they will do a life raft. |
1.3457 |
0.06126 |
81 |
56 |
22 |
3 |
863 |
And everyone thinks dolphins are so nice! Sarcastic bastards. |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
864 |
Bob, I swear they're copying us on porpoise. |
1.3457 |
0.07278 |
81 |
61 |
12 |
8 |
865 |
At first, I enjoyed their company - now it seems they're just mocking us. |
1.3457 |
0.07278 |
81 |
61 |
12 |
8 |
866 |
I don't care how good the joke is. We're the wrong audience. |
1.3457 |
0.06611 |
81 |
58 |
18 |
5 |
867 |
This must be the live entertainment that was promised in the vacation brochure. |
1.3457 |
0.05869 |
81 |
55 |
24 |
2 |
868 |
Imitation may be the highest form of flattery but I stull think they're laughing at us. |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
869 |
There's no escaping Cirque du Soleil. |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
870 |
I, too, find post-modern live dolphin sculpture art to be rather jejune. |
1.3457 |
0.07062 |
81 |
60 |
14 |
7 |
871 |
They're mocking us on porpoise. |
1.3457 |
0.07278 |
81 |
61 |
12 |
8 |
872 |
Very nice, but I'd be more flattered by a ride to shore. |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
873 |
They're doing it again, aren't they? |
1.3457 |
0.06126 |
81 |
56 |
22 |
3 |
874 |
We're not lost at sea, we're lost at Sea World. |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
875 |
I hate sharkasm!! |
1.3457 |
0.07487 |
81 |
62 |
10 |
9 |
876 |
got to cut down on those magic coconuts |
1.3457 |
0.06373 |
81 |
57 |
20 |
4 |
877 |
Great job! Can you make a boat now? |
1.3457 |
0.06373 |
81 |
57 |
20 |
4 |
878 |
They say it's the highest form of flattery. |
1.3457 |
0.06611 |
81 |
58 |
18 |
5 |
879 |
Should we try shaping our bodies into a boat? |
1.3457 |
0.07062 |
81 |
60 |
14 |
7 |
880 |
Sure they're cute, and I'm a vegan, but if I catch one, it's dinner! |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
881 |
Meh. |
1.3457 |
0.07690 |
81 |
63 |
8 |
10 |
882 |
Are they mocking us on porpoise? |
1.3457 |
0.07278 |
81 |
61 |
12 |
8 |
883 |
I always thought I was taller than that. |
1.3457 |
0.07062 |
81 |
60 |
14 |
7 |
884 |
I can’t believe what I’m seeing, Fred. They nailed it. |
1.3457 |
0.07062 |
81 |
60 |
14 |
7 |
885 |
Weren't you the CEO of Seaworld? |
1.3457 |
0.07278 |
81 |
61 |
12 |
8 |
886 |
We need to be doing more yoga. |
1.3457 |
0.07062 |
81 |
60 |
14 |
7 |
887 |
Either I’m hallucinating or we’re about to be rescued by Sea World. |
1.3457 |
0.07062 |
81 |
60 |
14 |
7 |
888 |
Very funny, but that doesn't look like me at all. |
1.3418 |
0.06467 |
79 |
56 |
19 |
4 |
889 |
Oh come on. I don't look like that! |
1.3418 |
0.06713 |
79 |
57 |
17 |
5 |
890 |
Does that island look a little fishy to you? |
1.3418 |
0.07181 |
79 |
59 |
13 |
7 |
891 |
Stuck in shark infested waters, the Winstons suffer through the warm-up act. |
1.3418 |
0.07403 |
79 |
60 |
11 |
8 |
892 |
It's not flattery; they are taunting us. |
1.3418 |
0.07181 |
79 |
59 |
13 |
7 |
893 |
"They mock what they don't understand". |
1.3418 |
0.07181 |
79 |
59 |
13 |
7 |
894 |
Hey Stu, let's moon them. |
1.3418 |
0.07403 |
79 |
60 |
11 |
8 |
895 |
They say they feel our pain. |
1.3418 |
0.05665 |
79 |
53 |
25 |
1 |
896 |
We are not amused. |
1.3418 |
0.07403 |
79 |
60 |
11 |
8 |
897 |
I hate mimes. |
1.3418 |
0.07181 |
79 |
59 |
13 |
7 |
898 |
Look! I think they're doing that on-porpoise |
1.3418 |
0.07619 |
79 |
61 |
9 |
9 |
899 |
Quick Harold! Look! They're doing it again... |
1.3418 |
0.06211 |
79 |
55 |
21 |
3 |
900 |
It's just irritating if you ask me. |
1.3418 |
0.07403 |
79 |
60 |
11 |
8 |
901 |
You say it's empathy, I say it's mockery. |
1.3418 |
0.06713 |
79 |
57 |
17 |
5 |
902 |
If we ever get off this island, that is the exact tattoo I'm getting |
1.3418 |
0.06951 |
79 |
58 |
15 |
6 |
903 |
I always buy dolphin friendly tuna, and this is the thanks I get? |
1.3418 |
0.06467 |
79 |
56 |
19 |
4 |
904 |
Vertebrates, warmblooded, feed milk to young, sense of sarcasm ... |
1.3418 |
0.05944 |
79 |
54 |
23 |
2 |
905 |
So let me guess ... you think the mermaids were better. |
1.3418 |
0.06467 |
79 |
56 |
19 |
4 |
906 |
I think they're mocking us again. |
1.3418 |
0.06951 |
79 |
58 |
15 |
6 |
907 |
If they can do that, surely we can swim. |
1.3418 |
0.06467 |
79 |
56 |
19 |
4 |
908 |
Couldn't you have trained them to get help? |
1.3418 |
0.07619 |
79 |
61 |
9 |
9 |
909 |
They do this on porpoise. |
1.3418 |
0.06713 |
79 |
57 |
17 |
5 |
910 |
...no. no particular reason. I just think it would be fun to sit in the shape of a rescue boat. |
1.3418 |
0.06211 |
79 |
55 |
21 |
3 |
911 |
Bill, where is that genie? I wished for some "purpose" in my life. "PURPOSE!" |
1.3418 |
0.06713 |
79 |
57 |
17 |
5 |
912 |
I don't want to swim with them anymore - they are just mocking us. |
1.3418 |
0.07181 |
79 |
59 |
13 |
7 |
913 |
I think I hate being mocked even more than I hate sea-level rise. |
1.3418 |
0.07181 |
79 |
59 |
13 |
7 |
914 |
It's more like taunting than 'playful' |
1.3418 |
0.06467 |
79 |
56 |
19 |
4 |
915 |
...and the Dolphins are penalized for an Illegal Formation. |
1.3418 |
0.06951 |
79 |
58 |
15 |
6 |
916 |
The brochure did say. 'Watch the dolphins play." |
1.3418 |
0.07181 |
79 |
59 |
13 |
7 |
917 |
Why is everything so curated nowadays? What happened to just hanging out? |
1.3418 |
0.06951 |
79 |
58 |
15 |
6 |
918 |
You ask what are they doing now? Messing with us. |
1.3418 |
0.06713 |
79 |
57 |
17 |
5 |
919 |
I don't care how intelligent they are, it feels a bit mean. |
1.3418 |
0.06467 |
79 |
56 |
19 |
4 |
920 |
Next time, let's form a catamaran. |
1.3418 |
0.07181 |
79 |
59 |
13 |
7 |
921 |
We're not interested, try Sea World |
1.3418 |
0.06951 |
79 |
58 |
15 |
6 |
922 |
Dolphins or porpoises? I wish we could Google it. |
1.3418 |
0.06951 |
79 |
58 |
15 |
6 |
923 |
Who said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.3418 |
0.06713 |
79 |
57 |
17 |
5 |
924 |
It wouldn't have been so bad if they weren't all smiling. |
1.3418 |
0.06951 |
79 |
58 |
15 |
6 |
925 |
They remind me of us. |
1.3418 |
0.06713 |
79 |
57 |
17 |
5 |
926 |
Are my thighs really that wide? |
1.3415 |
0.06989 |
82 |
61 |
14 |
7 |
927 |
Too soon, guys. |
1.3373 |
0.07329 |
83 |
64 |
10 |
9 |
928 |
Suddenly I feel very insignificant. |
1.3373 |
0.07125 |
83 |
63 |
12 |
8 |
929 |
I can't believe you called them gay sharks. |
1.3333 |
0.07450 |
78 |
60 |
10 |
8 |
930 |
But can they turn into a life raft? |
1.3333 |
0.06233 |
78 |
55 |
20 |
3 |
931 |
They're dolphinately doing it on porpoise. |
1.3333 |
0.07670 |
78 |
61 |
8 |
9 |
932 |
Don't look impressed, act normal. |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
933 |
I miss the man-eating sharks. At least they didn't mock us. |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
934 |
Sure it's clever, but what's the porpoise? |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
935 |
Funny...Dazzling displays of nature usually distract me from our plight. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
936 |
I think they're mocking us.... Yes, on porpoise!!! |
1.3333 |
0.07450 |
78 |
60 |
10 |
8 |
937 |
It’s either a playful homage or a mocking taunt. |
1.3333 |
0.07450 |
78 |
60 |
10 |
8 |
938 |
Well, it beats staring at the horizon. |
1.3333 |
0.05674 |
78 |
53 |
24 |
1 |
939 |
Sadly, many of them haven't been able to adjust to life on the outside. |
1.3333 |
0.07450 |
78 |
60 |
10 |
8 |
940 |
I think art for art’s sake is the term you’re looking for. |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
941 |
We never laugh anymore. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
942 |
If it weren't for all their clicking, they'd be pretty good Mimes. |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
943 |
I just realized that I forgot to renew our Sea World membership! |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
944 |
I think they're teasing us on porpoise. |
1.3333 |
0.07884 |
78 |
62 |
6 |
10 |
945 |
What is the porpoise of this mockery? |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
946 |
I know it's supposed to be a palm tree, but all I see is food. |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
947 |
Charades was a lot less cruel before we met the dolphins. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
948 |
I see it the other way: life imitates art. |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
949 |
Dolphins are jerks |
1.3333 |
0.07223 |
78 |
59 |
12 |
7 |
950 |
Do you think they would form into a boat if we asked nicely? |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
951 |
What's the opposite of a mirage? |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
952 |
Frank, look quick! They're doing it again! |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
953 |
After this, do you think you could teach us to swim? |
1.3333 |
0.06233 |
78 |
55 |
20 |
3 |
954 |
Do you think we blend in? |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
955 |
Do we really look like that? |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
956 |
Oh how I've missed sarcasm. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
957 |
Larry, do you believe in an animal parallel universe? |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
958 |
I swear they do that on porpoise. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
959 |
Well, if they're sincere then I suppose we should be flattered. |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
960 |
Did you know that dolphins are the only other animal that mock people for pleasure? |
1.3333 |
0.06233 |
78 |
55 |
20 |
3 |
961 |
Keep still. Mimes usually do not attack unless they feel threatened. |
1.3333 |
0.06233 |
78 |
55 |
20 |
3 |
962 |
Nice; where we see crisis, they see art. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
963 |
Don't lose hope. Apparently we're now a meme. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
964 |
I don't have the heart to tell them we're not from SeaWorld. |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
965 |
Atoll trolls |
1.3333 |
0.07223 |
78 |
59 |
12 |
7 |
966 |
I never imagined that dolphins could be capable of such a twisted sense of humour. |
1.3333 |
0.07450 |
78 |
60 |
10 |
8 |
967 |
Well, it is the sincerest form of flattery |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
968 |
Wait'll they find out we ate all the fish. |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
969 |
They're mocking us now, Harold. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
970 |
No food. No fresh-water. And now you're telling me you didn't pack the cameral! |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
971 |
Find out if they have an Uber dolphin among them. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
972 |
If no man is an island, is it because he lacks a porpoise? |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
973 |
I've seen better. |
1.3333 |
0.07450 |
78 |
60 |
10 |
8 |
974 |
I'm sensing a lot more mockery than flattery. |
1.3333 |
0.07223 |
78 |
59 |
12 |
7 |
975 |
It's so annoying. They see the fun side of everything! |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
976 |
I think we should re-think that Vegan oath we took! |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
977 |
Bob, I'm sure it's just a coincidence. |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
978 |
Now do 'potable water.' |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
979 |
Just what we need: SeaWorld, with irony. |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
980 |
That palm tree looks a little fishie to me. |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
981 |
SeaWorld really needed to do a better retirement preparation program. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
982 |
Wait! They do this in the wild too? |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
983 |
The neighbors are showing off again! |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
984 |
Is THAT what I really look like? |
1.3333 |
0.07450 |
78 |
60 |
10 |
8 |
985 |
I stopped eating tuna for this? |
1.3333 |
0.07223 |
78 |
59 |
12 |
7 |
986 |
Impressive, but I'd still rather see a boat. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
987 |
At least our message in a bottle reached SeaWorld. |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
988 |
Yeah, but can you juggle |
1.3333 |
0.07223 |
78 |
59 |
12 |
7 |
989 |
I hear they're the only other species to openly mock you in life-threatening situations. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
990 |
Intelligent, maybe. But I think they're just jerks. |
1.3333 |
0.05960 |
78 |
54 |
22 |
2 |
991 |
Do you ever get the feeling we're being mocked? |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
992 |
Gawd, nothing ever happens here! |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
993 |
I'm not getting up to look unless they do the Statue of Liberty. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
994 |
No fish is an island. |
1.3333 |
0.07450 |
78 |
60 |
10 |
8 |
995 |
It's not that good of an impression; the one standing up doesn't look like me at all. |
1.3333 |
0.07223 |
78 |
59 |
12 |
7 |
996 |
Is it mimicry, mockery, or performance art? |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
997 |
I can't look. It was bad enough when they all did the " Flipper laugh.." |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
998 |
There's nothing so truly annoying as synchronized swimming. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
999 |
I'm not sure, but I think we may have just won something |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
1000 |
Is it a good or bad omen when you see your dolphingänger? |
1.3333 |
0.06233 |
78 |
55 |
20 |
3 |
1001 |
I think all that sushi has started to effect my hallucinations. |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
1002 |
Can they do a yacht? |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
1003 |
I think we provide them a sense of porpoise. |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
1004 |
Too bad there aren't more people to watch this! |
1.3333 |
0.07450 |
78 |
60 |
10 |
8 |
1005 |
Do you think they might be Uber dolphins? |
1.3333 |
0.06746 |
78 |
57 |
16 |
5 |
1006 |
Quick, look like a motor boat. |
1.3333 |
0.06989 |
78 |
58 |
14 |
6 |
1007 |
It is entertaining, but we should've trained them to fetch us some food. |
1.3333 |
0.06495 |
78 |
56 |
18 |
4 |
1008 |
Wow! I wonder what inspired that? |
1.3333 |
0.06233 |
78 |
55 |
20 |
3 |
1009 |
They're mocking us, but for what porpoise? |
1.3333 |
0.07450 |
78 |
60 |
10 |
8 |
1010 |
Only God can make a tree. |
1.3333 |
0.07670 |
78 |
61 |
8 |
9 |
1011 |
I know I should be angry, but they're making it difficult. |
1.3291 |
0.07367 |
79 |
61 |
10 |
8 |
1012 |
Now that's synchronized swimming! |
1.3291 |
0.06426 |
79 |
57 |
18 |
4 |
1013 |
Built with porpoise. |
1.3291 |
0.07143 |
79 |
60 |
12 |
7 |
1014 |
Oh, forget it...If you didn't believe me about the whale rectangle and the shark trapezoid, you're definitely not going to believe this one. |
1.3256 |
0.06500 |
86 |
64 |
16 |
6 |
1015 |
Is my nose really that big? |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1016 |
If they’re imitating us, I’m not flattered. |
1.3247 |
0.07496 |
77 |
60 |
9 |
8 |
1017 |
I would give anything for a new Mirage |
1.3247 |
0.06253 |
77 |
55 |
19 |
3 |
1018 |
They're mocking us again, Marvin. |
1.3247 |
0.06253 |
77 |
55 |
19 |
3 |
1019 |
I'd like to think it's more empathy than mockery. |
1.3247 |
0.05974 |
77 |
54 |
21 |
2 |
1020 |
They're porpoises. Dolphins don't mock. |
1.3247 |
0.06253 |
77 |
55 |
19 |
3 |
1021 |
Fuck you. |
1.3247 |
0.07265 |
77 |
59 |
11 |
7 |
1022 |
I've heard of mocking birds, but this is ridiculous. |
1.3247 |
0.05974 |
77 |
54 |
21 |
2 |
1023 |
Look guys, I'm flattered but it'd be more helpful if we could just ride on your backs |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1024 |
I think those humans are mocking us |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1025 |
Nah... nothing interesting on this side either. Keep looking in that direction. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1026 |
They say humor is the key to survival. That and a speargun. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1027 |
Very talented, but no creativity. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1028 |
Art imitates life! |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1029 |
So, performance art IS an evolutionary form. |
1.3247 |
0.05974 |
77 |
54 |
21 |
2 |
1030 |
Public art---such a waste of tax dollars. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1031 |
We mock that which we do not understand. |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1032 |
The last show in the world I want to see now is SEA WORLD |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1033 |
Sure, they're talented. But they are also extremely insensitive. |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1034 |
Never mind. It's imitation seafood. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1035 |
So much for the theory that once released from captivity into the wild, they resort back to their natural ways. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1036 |
Who said climate change isn't real? |
1.3247 |
0.06253 |
77 |
55 |
19 |
3 |
1037 |
Nice job Flipper, now show us your S.O.S. |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1038 |
Now their just mocking us. |
1.3247 |
0.07496 |
77 |
60 |
9 |
8 |
1039 |
I think those dolphins are mocking us on porpoise. |
1.3247 |
0.07265 |
77 |
59 |
11 |
7 |
1040 |
Now I think they are just mocking us.... |
1.3247 |
0.07721 |
77 |
61 |
7 |
9 |
1041 |
I always knew they are smarter than us. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1042 |
Wouldn't it be better to teach them how to imitate a ship? |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1043 |
And to think they did this just to get in the New Yorker caption contest. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1044 |
Great Mannequin Challenge entry, guys, but we still need help. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1045 |
Everybody is into performance art these days. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1046 |
Impressive, but would you mind doing that again for the Coast Guard? |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1047 |
Bob, we should try and make the shape of a raft. |
1.3247 |
0.07265 |
77 |
59 |
11 |
7 |
1048 |
Next category is "familiar place." |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1049 |
It's either a serious hallucination or fake news. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1050 |
What happens in the South Seas, stays in the South Seas. |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1051 |
They're out-performing us again, George. |
1.3247 |
0.05974 |
77 |
54 |
21 |
2 |
1052 |
Exactly what kind of brownies did your sister make for us...? |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1053 |
The mimicking I can take. It’s the taunting I can’t stand. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1054 |
I've heard of intelligent design - but that's ridiculous! |
1.3247 |
0.07265 |
77 |
59 |
11 |
7 |
1055 |
Honey, you're wrong. There IS a porpoise in life. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1056 |
What’s a hallucination look like? |
1.3247 |
0.06253 |
77 |
55 |
19 |
3 |
1057 |
Cheer up the dolphin show is amazing. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1058 |
George, look! It's Cirque Du Soleil Pacifica! |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1059 |
Looks like Sea World released more dolphins ... |
1.3247 |
0.07496 |
77 |
60 |
9 |
8 |
1060 |
They're teasing us on porpoise. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1061 |
I have the feeling we are being mocked. |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1062 |
I'd give anything for a harpoon right now. |
1.3247 |
0.06253 |
77 |
55 |
19 |
3 |
1063 |
make like a boat,lets see what they can do with that |
1.3247 |
0.07265 |
77 |
59 |
11 |
7 |
1064 |
No... I think it's Nature imitates Art. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1065 |
Now they’re mocking us on porpoise. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1066 |
You never believe me; so...nothing happening here! |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1067 |
'Sea World should have never set them free.' |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1068 |
I am praying they will transform again into a seaplane. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1069 |
No dolphin is an island |
1.3247 |
0.06253 |
77 |
55 |
19 |
3 |
1070 |
We may have no food, but at least we have performance art. |
1.3247 |
0.06253 |
77 |
55 |
19 |
3 |
1071 |
They're not only smart...they have sense of irony. |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1072 |
Hey Chuck, you wouldn't happen to know much about the mating process of Bottlenose Dolphins? |
1.3247 |
0.05974 |
77 |
54 |
21 |
2 |
1073 |
Quick - make like a boat! |
1.3247 |
0.06253 |
77 |
55 |
19 |
3 |
1074 |
On the bright side, we've discovered that dolphins can mock. |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1075 |
"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that little mushroom I found growing on the tree". |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1076 |
I think we're being trolled. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1077 |
They're imitating us, but if you look you'll ruin it. |
1.3247 |
0.07265 |
77 |
59 |
11 |
7 |
1078 |
How do you know that the dolphins aren't hallucinating you? |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1079 |
They may be good at charades, but they are still really bad at rock, paper, scissors |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1080 |
Think of it as art imitating life? |
1.3247 |
0.06253 |
77 |
55 |
19 |
3 |
1081 |
Congrats Gary, you're no longer the biggest asshole in a 100 mile radius. |
1.3247 |
0.07265 |
77 |
59 |
11 |
7 |
1082 |
I've heard they're great mimics, but now I think they're just being cruel. |
1.3247 |
0.07265 |
77 |
59 |
11 |
7 |
1083 |
Can't they turn into a raft instead? |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1084 |
You can take the dolphins out of SeaWorld... |
1.3247 |
0.06253 |
77 |
55 |
19 |
3 |
1085 |
I'm still not convinced it's intelligence and not just instinct. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1086 |
It's like we're stuck in a New Yorker cartoon. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1087 |
Big deal! I saw the same thing in an Esther Williams movie. |
1.3165 |
0.06630 |
79 |
59 |
15 |
5 |
1088 |
Okay, enough with the charades! |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
1089 |
Are they mocking us? I feel like they're mocking us. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
1090 |
Highly intelligent but wildly impractical. |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
1091 |
I think my mirage was better. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1092 |
Al are you sure that coconut milk was not fermented? |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1093 |
Please tell me Uber has a fleet of dolphins now. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1094 |
I suppose life does imitate art. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
1095 |
I'm in the mood for an Esther Williams movie. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1096 |
TripAdvisor said whales, not dolphins. They'll be lucky to get 3 stars from me! |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1097 |
See... it's not impossible to have fun under these circumstances. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1098 |
What's the porpoise of life anyway? |
1.3158 |
0.07305 |
76 |
59 |
10 |
7 |
1099 |
There's a fine line between 'playful' and 'immature.' |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1100 |
It's hard to decide whether art imitates life or life imitates art. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
1101 |
They're mocking us again! |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
1102 |
That's just great. Sadistic dolphins. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1103 |
I'm pretty sure they're doing it on porpoise. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1104 |
Jim, don't turn around. This will NOT help your mood. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1105 |
What's the difference between flora and fauna again? |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1106 |
My hallucinations are getting unoriginal. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
1107 |
Dolphins are too smart for their own good. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
1108 |
Ahoy, there! Can you guys make a boat? |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1109 |
The good news is that you've been granted eight fishes. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
1110 |
Training them to bring us fish to eat? -- NO! You want to be entertained! |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
1111 |
I didn't know they were capable of sarcasm. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1112 |
Which one of us is the hallucination? |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1113 |
I am never going to Sea World again. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1114 |
I'm sure they are doing that on porpoise |
1.3158 |
0.07542 |
76 |
60 |
8 |
8 |
1115 |
I'm feeling imitated but not flattered. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1116 |
They nailed it again. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
1117 |
I hate smug dolphins. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1118 |
I knew they could be cheerful; who knew they could be sarcastic? |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
1119 |
Now could you get them to spell "help?" |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1120 |
I think they're trying to tell us that we're stuck on a desert island. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1121 |
Looks like SeaWorld released its performance art division back into the wild. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
1122 |
Do you think they did that on porpoise? |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
1123 |
Get the camera |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1124 |
I think they're teasing us on porpoise. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1125 |
Hon, remember what you said about monotony driving you crazy? |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1126 |
They say imitation is the best form of flattery. |
1.3158 |
0.07542 |
76 |
60 |
8 |
8 |
1127 |
The cartoonist is making fun of our misery. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1128 |
Yea but can they grow coconuts? |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
1129 |
Wrong miracle. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1130 |
Yeah, dolphins are playful. Big deal. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1131 |
Should we build a wall? |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1132 |
Dolphins are assholes |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
1133 |
They're mocking us, Dave. |
1.3158 |
0.07305 |
76 |
59 |
10 |
7 |
1134 |
I think we're near Florida |
1.3158 |
0.07305 |
76 |
59 |
10 |
7 |
1135 |
Do you think they're mocking us or just trying to make us feel a little less screwed? |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1136 |
I think they are mocking your long nose |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
1137 |
And here I am without my camera. Can you believe it? |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1138 |
At least there's some intelligent life out here. |
1.3158 |
0.05685 |
76 |
53 |
22 |
1 |
1139 |
Let's see if they can do a helicopter. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1140 |
Remember when you said that our lives have no porpoise...? |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
1141 |
I think they are doing that on porpoise |
1.3158 |
0.07542 |
76 |
60 |
8 |
8 |
1142 |
You call it empathy; I call it Schadenfreude. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1143 |
Just wait until they do their dolphin impression. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
1144 |
Don't know about you, but I am SO bored with the same old routine. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1145 |
How do we tell them we're not here auditioning for Sea World? |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
1146 |
Did they say Life imitates Art or vice-versa? |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
1147 |
They had to block the view, didn't they. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1148 |
Maybe we should pretend we're a boat. |
1.3158 |
0.07305 |
76 |
59 |
10 |
7 |
1149 |
Ask them if they know how to do pastrami on rye. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
1150 |
I'm done... No more games of Charade with the dolphins. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1151 |
You're missing the show. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1152 |
Ever feel like nature is mocking us? |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
1153 |
At least they have a porpoise. |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
1154 |
Did you ever get the feeling you were being mocked? |
1.3158 |
0.05986 |
76 |
54 |
20 |
2 |
1155 |
Are they doing it on porpoise? |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
1156 |
I don't have the heart to tell them about the election. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1157 |
Yeah, well, I don't think imitation is always the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.3158 |
0.07061 |
76 |
58 |
12 |
6 |
1158 |
Seaworld must be holding auditions again. |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1159 |
Wait 'til Sea World hears about this. |
1.3158 |
0.06808 |
76 |
57 |
14 |
5 |
1160 |
Look, Fred, a cirque du soleil dolphin mirage |
1.3158 |
0.06272 |
76 |
55 |
18 |
3 |
1161 |
Sea World can't be far. |
1.3117 |
0.06732 |
77 |
58 |
14 |
5 |
1162 |
Tom, did you drink the water, too? |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
1163 |
Don't tell them we're out of fish. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
1164 |
Don't worry, I've sent a message in a bottlenose. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
1165 |
Now they're just being jerks. |
1.3117 |
0.06981 |
77 |
59 |
12 |
6 |
1166 |
The good news? We seem to be the envy of the neighborhood. |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
1167 |
I'd give the technical difficulty a '5' at best. |
1.3117 |
0.05921 |
77 |
55 |
20 |
2 |
1168 |
Our friends did this on porpoise |
1.3117 |
0.06981 |
77 |
59 |
12 |
6 |
1169 |
Really, I see it more as an abstract work. |
1.3117 |
0.06732 |
77 |
58 |
14 |
5 |
1170 |
I still see no porpoise. |
1.3117 |
0.06732 |
77 |
58 |
14 |
5 |
1171 |
Great. Now can you synchronize a distress call? |
1.3117 |
0.06473 |
77 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
1172 |
You look and look for a porpoise in life, and then tree come along at once. |
1.3117 |
0.06981 |
77 |
59 |
12 |
6 |
1173 |
My life has no porpoise. |
1.3117 |
0.06981 |
77 |
59 |
12 |
6 |
1174 |
So does this mean the universe has intelligent design, or that it just likes messing with us? |
1.3117 |
0.07222 |
77 |
60 |
10 |
7 |
1175 |
Dolphins are such bastards. |
1.3117 |
0.06732 |
77 |
58 |
14 |
5 |
1176 |
I don't think those were coconuts. |
1.3117 |
0.07222 |
77 |
60 |
10 |
7 |
1177 |
They're mocking us on porpoise. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1178 |
I take it back, I would eat those damn condescending mammals. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1179 |
They are porpoisely mocking us! |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1180 |
Not exactly my idea of dinner and a show either. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1181 |
Oh, I have been DYING to see this show! |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1182 |
Well, that wasn't in the brochure. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1183 |
Do you think they see us? |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1184 |
Yeah, the food sucks, but the entertainment is marvelous! |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1185 |
Nice to see they've found work after all the water park lawsuits |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1186 |
Do we have a higher porpoise? |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1187 |
Listen, you there.....SOS does not mean Same Old Shtick! |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1188 |
Something about that other island looks fishy. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
1189 |
Show offs. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1190 |
What does one have to do to get away from this kind of crap? |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1191 |
Is that the dolphin signal for 'You're screwed'? |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1192 |
All those years as a marine biologist, and now they show me complex taunting behavior. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1193 |
I think the sun is frying my brains. That tree is starting to look like a pod of dolphins. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1194 |
I wish I could see what you see, but my life has no porpoise. |
1.3108 |
0.07679 |
74 |
59 |
7 |
8 |
1195 |
No, still no ships ... |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1196 |
Surrounded by ocean...yet nothing but imitation fish. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1197 |
Is it sympathy or mockery? |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1198 |
Appropriation or homage? |
1.3108 |
0.07434 |
74 |
58 |
9 |
7 |
1199 |
Are they mocking us, or the tree? |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1200 |
Do you get the feeling we're being mocked? |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1201 |
Now let's see if they can keep it up as long as us... |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1202 |
Their performances are starting to take atoll. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1203 |
Don't be silly, you are only imagining the whole world is mocking us" |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1204 |
I guess I never realized flattery could be so goddamn ironic. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1205 |
I might be impressed if I wasn't so hungry. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1206 |
I don't remember Flipper being so flippant. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1207 |
I do believe they're mocking us on porpoise. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1208 |
Well I think giving them all the fish was worth it. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1209 |
Tell them to try the Bellagio. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1210 |
How good are you at reading omens? |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1211 |
Hey, look, it's the Island of the Blue Dolphins! |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1212 |
You think they can do a motorboat? |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1213 |
It seems man isn't the only mammal capable of mockery. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1214 |
I think they are trying to tell us something. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1215 |
...And just when I thought my life had no porpoise... |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1216 |
Ever get the feeling we're being mocked? |
1.3108 |
0.05749 |
74 |
52 |
21 |
1 |
1217 |
I wonder what happens if the bottom one sneezes. |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1218 |
Thanks, but we're not flattered! |
1.3108 |
0.05749 |
74 |
52 |
21 |
1 |
1219 |
Harold ... the mimes ... they've found us! |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1220 |
If they're that smart, why don't they order us some take-out. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1221 |
They're not mocking us. It's just one of those Facebook Flash mobs. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1222 |
We had to get stuck with one-trick dolphins. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1223 |
Well, at least nobody left us stranded on porpoise. |
1.3108 |
0.07434 |
74 |
58 |
9 |
7 |
1224 |
Yeah, yeah, fantastic. But theirs can't grow coconuts! |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1225 |
They're doing that thing they do before they attack. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1226 |
"Those dolphins are really starting to make me lose my passion for post modern abstract symbolist representation.'' |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1227 |
If they're so smart, why don't they rescue us? |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1228 |
Stranded on an island at Sea World, someone should find us soon. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1229 |
I liked them more before they found out about performance art. |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1230 |
There's no way I'm as old as the one they've got playing me. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1231 |
At least the hallucinations are entertaining. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1232 |
I can't believe we lost the mannequin challenge to a pod of posers... |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1233 |
Of course they're magnificent. But I'm still going to write a scathing review. |
1.3108 |
0.05749 |
74 |
52 |
21 |
1 |
1234 |
There's something you don't see every day. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1235 |
Well, at least somebody is enjoying themselves. |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1236 |
I think something mysterious was in that coconut. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1237 |
Dolphins are well known for irony. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1238 |
They're right, we need to lighten up and enjoy the moment. |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1239 |
Imitation is highest form of flattery! |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1240 |
They're doing that on porpoise! |
1.3108 |
0.07916 |
74 |
60 |
5 |
9 |
1241 |
Let's play rock, paper, scissors and see what they do... |
1.3108 |
0.06360 |
74 |
54 |
17 |
3 |
1242 |
I hear they taste like chicken. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1243 |
"Yeah, rub it in show offs. |
1.3108 |
0.07434 |
74 |
58 |
9 |
7 |
1244 |
Dude, I think I'm starting to hallucinate. |
1.3108 |
0.07434 |
74 |
58 |
9 |
7 |
1245 |
They're making fun of us, aren't they? |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1246 |
Art mocking Life. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1247 |
I knew dolphins were friendly, but who knew they were such good mimes? |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
1248 |
They're mocking us and they're doing it on porpoise. |
1.3108 |
0.07679 |
74 |
59 |
7 |
8 |
1249 |
I think they are mocking us somehow. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1250 |
A fountain? Uh, windmill? I know - a pinwheel! No? This one's a toughie... |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1251 |
Remember when I accused you yesterday of hallucinating? |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1252 |
The Aqua-Uber's here. |
1.3108 |
0.07434 |
74 |
58 |
9 |
7 |
1253 |
I don't mind being deserted, but I hate being mocked for it |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1254 |
Mockingbirds are one thing - but mocking dolphins? That's just cruel. |
1.3067 |
0.07346 |
75 |
59 |
9 |
7 |
1255 |
They're either here to save us or they're having a laugh. |
1.3067 |
0.07096 |
75 |
58 |
11 |
6 |
1256 |
Looks fishy to me |
1.3067 |
0.06569 |
75 |
56 |
15 |
4 |
1257 |
I don't think we're doing enough with our lives. |
1.3067 |
0.06569 |
75 |
56 |
15 |
4 |
1258 |
I'm telling you, that tree just winked at me. |
1.3067 |
0.07096 |
75 |
58 |
11 |
6 |
1259 |
I thought they were supposed to be smarter than us. |
1.3067 |
0.06288 |
75 |
55 |
17 |
3 |
1260 |
Jerks... |
1.3026 |
0.06494 |
76 |
57 |
15 |
4 |
1261 |
Well, they say "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". |
1.3026 |
0.07260 |
76 |
60 |
9 |
7 |
1262 |
Lassie was better signaling for help. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1263 |
I get the meaning, but I'm not sure about the tone. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1264 |
Personally, I think synchronized swimming is overrated. |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1265 |
Endangered species be damned! |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1266 |
The dolphins are mocking us again. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1267 |
Rehearsing for their upcoming debut, the Blue Dolphin Group entertains a captive audience. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1268 |
Let's take it one more time from the top. |
1.3014 |
0.07475 |
73 |
58 |
8 |
7 |
1269 |
Please impersonate a boat! |
1.3014 |
0.07216 |
73 |
57 |
10 |
6 |
1270 |
I think they're Flipper-ing us off. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1271 |
Uggh, we're being saved by Cirque de Dauphin |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1272 |
I guess art does imitate art, Mike. |
1.3014 |
0.06071 |
73 |
53 |
18 |
2 |
1273 |
Those must be the extremely rare "MockingFish" |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1274 |
If we only had a cell signal -- this is Instagram gold! |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1275 |
I've reconsidered who should get the title of "Second Smartest Mammal" |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1276 |
Let's just remember that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1277 |
Honey, either you were right about not drinking the sea water, or those dolphins are taunting us. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1278 |
It's like they understand us only enough to taunt us. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1279 |
I see a new porpoise in life. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1280 |
I told you to not throw them a fish |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1281 |
"Playful" my eye. That's just mean. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1282 |
I'm not sure but I think they are doing that on porpoise. |
1.3014 |
0.07475 |
73 |
58 |
8 |
7 |
1283 |
It makes me look fat |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1284 |
Looks like dolphins are good at irony too. |
1.3014 |
0.05749 |
73 |
52 |
20 |
1 |
1285 |
Its at times like this that I wonder what is the porpoise of life. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1286 |
I think they're using irony. |
1.3014 |
0.06071 |
73 |
53 |
18 |
2 |
1287 |
They think they're such hot stuff; just remember, we have opposable thumbs. |
1.3014 |
0.06071 |
73 |
53 |
18 |
2 |
1288 |
Bob. Can you pantomime a raft? |
1.3014 |
0.07216 |
73 |
57 |
10 |
6 |
1289 |
This whole synchronized swimming thing has gotten out of hand. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1290 |
Really, guys? Really? You won't let us ride you back to civilization? |
1.3014 |
0.07475 |
73 |
58 |
8 |
7 |
1291 |
I know they're smart, but they don't know how to get out of here either. |
1.3014 |
0.07216 |
73 |
57 |
10 |
6 |
1292 |
Now they're just showing off. |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1293 |
I think I'm Flippering out bro. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1294 |
There is something fishy about that other island |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1295 |
That's lovely and all, but can you form a rescue ship? |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1296 |
"It's payback for all those fishing trips we took". |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1297 |
I wish Sea World had taught them to fetch a rescue ship. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1298 |
How is this better than a message in a bottle? |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1299 |
I think we're somewhere near Mandalay. |
1.3014 |
0.07216 |
73 |
57 |
10 |
6 |
1300 |
We just can't compete with these pop-up islands... |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1301 |
They're intelligent enough to mock us. |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1302 |
Remind me to update Wikipedia if we get rescued. |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1303 |
Now can they get serious and spell out SOS? |
1.3014 |
0.06071 |
73 |
53 |
18 |
2 |
1304 |
Harold, is that a tableau or a tableau vivant? |
1.3014 |
0.07216 |
73 |
57 |
10 |
6 |
1305 |
They need to find a new porpoise. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1306 |
If I were Hemingway, I could write about this. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1307 |
It's like they were mocking us.... |
1.3014 |
0.05408 |
73 |
51 |
22 |
0 |
1308 |
Well, it is the sincerest form of flattery |
1.3014 |
0.06071 |
73 |
53 |
18 |
2 |
1309 |
Yeah, they got the bronze in Rio - synchronized swimming. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1310 |
Maybe I'm losing it, but I think we're approaching Finland. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1311 |
All that training we gave them. Just so they could mock us. |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1312 |
They're definitely doing it on porpoise. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1313 |
Flattery, shmattery. If they come any closer, I say we eat them. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1314 |
I spy with my little eye... |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1315 |
Do you think they're mocking us on porpoise? |
1.3014 |
0.07475 |
73 |
58 |
8 |
7 |
1316 |
Must they copy everything we do? |
1.3014 |
0.07216 |
73 |
57 |
10 |
6 |
1317 |
They're dolphinantly mocking us. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1318 |
It's all just so depressingly derivative. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1319 |
I still say they're porpoisely mocking us. |
1.3014 |
0.07475 |
73 |
58 |
8 |
7 |
1320 |
This is our lucky day they need an agent. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1321 |
They are so mocking us! |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1322 |
i think they're giving us the 'fin'ger! |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1323 |
I heard that dolphins can be kind of mean, but wow. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1324 |
Joe, they are making fun of us again. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1325 |
It's the twinkly little half-smiles that make it hurt. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1326 |
Tell me if I'm out of line but I think they're doing that on porpoise |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1327 |
Don't look now, but that dolphin mime troupe is at it again. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1328 |
Great news, our fresh and creative sea food platter has finally arrived. |
1.3014 |
0.06071 |
73 |
53 |
18 |
2 |
1329 |
I wish they'd quit using us to hide from the orcas. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1330 |
Boy, I miss YouTube. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1331 |
I knew your flipper imitation would come back to haunt you. |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1332 |
I see no porpoise in that. |
1.3014 |
0.06071 |
73 |
53 |
18 |
2 |
1333 |
Don't move Eunice; let's see how long they can stay like that. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1334 |
We should have brought the kids! |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1335 |
The one on the left is starting to look pretty cute. |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1336 |
Great mimic intelligence, but no empathy! |
1.3014 |
0.06071 |
73 |
53 |
18 |
2 |
1337 |
Reminds me of the ice sculpture at my wedding! |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1338 |
Yeah, they're super-talented and smart, but I already know what a desert island looks like. |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1339 |
Oh for Pete's sake! Can't you talk about anything but FISH. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1340 |
There is a message in the bottle-nose for us. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1341 |
Being stranded is bad enough, but I didn't count on the mocking. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1342 |
Well that certainly is impressive. Do you also do a "Rescue at Sea" routine or is this your only act? |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1343 |
I can't decide if they're taunting us.... or entertaining us. |
1.3014 |
0.07216 |
73 |
57 |
10 |
6 |
1344 |
Mating season will be a challenge. |
1.3014 |
0.07216 |
73 |
57 |
10 |
6 |
1345 |
I knew they possessed excellent emotional mirroring skills but this is some next level stuff. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1346 |
Sure they're smart, but they obviously can't hear. I said, "Can you make yourselves into a raft," not "Do you want to be photographed." |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1347 |
You're missing the whole fin-ale. |
1.3014 |
0.07216 |
73 |
57 |
10 |
6 |
1348 |
When life imitates art there is no porpoise.- The Dali Dolphin |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1349 |
Imitation is a form of flattery my ass. |
1.3014 |
0.07216 |
73 |
57 |
10 |
6 |
1350 |
They're dolphins, clearly - the porpoise does not have such a well-developed sense of schadenfreude. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1351 |
I see several porpoises, but no purpose. |
1.3014 |
0.06071 |
73 |
53 |
18 |
2 |
1352 |
They're mocking our perceived hierachical order of intelligence. |
1.3014 |
0.06376 |
73 |
54 |
16 |
3 |
1353 |
You're right, no more intimacy until they leave. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1354 |
The SeaWorld refugees are back... |
1.3014 |
0.07475 |
73 |
58 |
8 |
7 |
1355 |
There's a special place in hell for whoever said imitation is the greatest form of flattery. |
1.3014 |
0.07216 |
73 |
57 |
10 |
6 |
1356 |
A porpoise full demonstration. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1357 |
No, I think they travel in pods, not octets. Why? |
1.3014 |
0.06071 |
73 |
53 |
18 |
2 |
1358 |
Their waiting for their score. |
1.3014 |
0.05749 |
73 |
52 |
20 |
1 |
1359 |
Look how they've reporpoised themselves. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1360 |
We could have sushi for dinner |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1361 |
No imagination! |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1362 |
So they can be a palm tree, but not a rescue boat? That's just passive aggressive. |
1.2973 |
0.06590 |
74 |
56 |
14 |
4 |
1363 |
Either they're very talented or we should lay off the raw bream for awhile..... |
1.2973 |
0.06590 |
74 |
56 |
14 |
4 |
1364 |
At least our predicament is not without porpoise. |
1.2973 |
0.06865 |
74 |
57 |
12 |
5 |
1365 |
now they are just mocking us |
1.2973 |
0.06590 |
74 |
56 |
14 |
4 |
1366 |
Dolphins can be really insensitive |
1.2973 |
0.06590 |
74 |
56 |
14 |
4 |
1367 |
They say they use to rescue people, but then decided based on our television preferences that we preferred to be entertained to death. |
1.2973 |
0.06865 |
74 |
57 |
12 |
5 |
1368 |
Message in a Bottlenose. |
1.2973 |
0.07130 |
74 |
58 |
10 |
6 |
1369 |
I don't think they have middle fingers, do you? |
1.2973 |
0.06590 |
74 |
56 |
14 |
4 |
1370 |
They're not mocking us, Jerry, that's just the sound they make. |
1.2973 |
0.06590 |
74 |
56 |
14 |
4 |
1371 |
Do you think they're trying to make us feel bad on porpoise? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1372 |
Pictionary? |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1373 |
I think they're mocking us on porpoise! |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1374 |
Ok, now they're just making fun. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1375 |
Do they have to be smarter than us in EVERYTHING? |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1376 |
Do you think they're good enough to make a plane? |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1377 |
Am I hallucinating or are the dolphins mocking us? |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1378 |
The did that on porpoise. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1379 |
Scan the horizon when they form a yacht. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1380 |
I've never hallucinated on porpoise before. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1381 |
I hate to interrupt your thoughts but what is the difference between dolphins and porpoises? |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1382 |
Check it out, Bob. Those humans on that island over there are posing just like us! |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1383 |
I got it, they're intelligent, but do they have to mock us, too? |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1384 |
I hate being mocked on porpoise. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1385 |
You know what they say: a cetacean is the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1386 |
Well, yes…I suppose schadenfreude is a sign of animal intelligence. |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1387 |
Well, at least they're having fun. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1388 |
It's a snarky sense of humor, that's true, but not an unsophisticated one. |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1389 |
Here come the rejects from Sea World again. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1390 |
I knew they were nimble. I didn't know they were smart-alecks. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1391 |
It's not flattery. They're making fun of us. |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1392 |
Somehow it doesn't feel like flattery to me. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1393 |
I told you they have a porpoise. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1394 |
Perfect! Now go find help. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1395 |
God !! I hate sarcasm !! |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1396 |
This is way better than a message in a bottle. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1397 |
What if our palm tree had coconuts on it? |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1398 |
They say imitation is the fin-est form of flattery. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1399 |
Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but I think they're just rubbing it in. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1400 |
They have empathy! |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1401 |
I'm starting to think imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1402 |
No fish is an island. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1403 |
How close are we to Vegas? |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1404 |
Mocking or not, they're really good! |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1405 |
It's an advertisement for Christmas seals. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1406 |
If we are this close to SeaWorld, let's save ourselves by swimming. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1407 |
Should I tell them Sea World isn't hiring? |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1408 |
Do you get the feeling they're mocking us? |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1409 |
Purpose. I said I'd like to know the purpose of this island. |
1.2917 |
0.07772 |
72 |
59 |
5 |
8 |
1410 |
This week on Survivor, the Miami Dolphins vs. the Minnesota Twins. |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1411 |
I think it's the cast from that new Vegas act, Cirque du Filet. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1412 |
I miss the imitation crab. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1413 |
Being a fish out of water just doesn't have the same meaning that it used to. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1414 |
Something fishy is going on. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1415 |
Do we really look like that? |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1416 |
If they're so smart, why don't they know another game besides Charades? |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1417 |
Ah, Doug! Look how hard they try to keep us amused! |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1418 |
They're as bored as we are. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1419 |
Look, copycatfish! |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1420 |
Well now they're just mocking us. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1421 |
I think they're showing either empathy or sarcasm. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1422 |
Best impersonation I've seen since Alec Baldwin. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1423 |
They're only taunting us because we're vegans. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1424 |
Well... immitation is the greatest form of flattery. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1425 |
Now I’m sorry I ever bought dolphin safe tuna. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1426 |
They're mocking us again! |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1427 |
There goes the lagoon! |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1428 |
I think the folks from Sea World have found us. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1429 |
I'll bet you for the last candy bar that we'll see a dolphin today. |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1430 |
Impressive - but we can't afford to take on any more staff. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1431 |
I'm pretty sure it's a mockumentary. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1432 |
Do you think they're making fun of us? |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1433 |
Part of me wishes I hadn't used all our fish for training porpoises. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1434 |
I'm suddenly feeling guilty about all the tuna I've eaten. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1435 |
There's something fishy about that island... |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1436 |
You know, I'm starting to think they're mocking us. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1437 |
Same show - every day! Booorrrring! |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1438 |
Oh, my God, the one on top looks like Esther Williams! |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1439 |
It just proves there's a porpoise for everything. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1440 |
I wish we had a spear and some sticky rice. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1441 |
Tell me again, how pigs are smarter than dolphins? |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1442 |
These ones don't appear to be the rescuing kind. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1443 |
Okay, I give up. What DO you spy beginning with 'D'? |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1444 |
There are some days I just wish we weren't vegans. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1445 |
Two words...first word...sounds like.... |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1446 |
I now find it just annoying. |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1447 |
Sometimes, its art that imitates life. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1448 |
Impressive, yes, but replicating a raft would be more so. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1449 |
Oh look, they're trying to cheer us up. |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1450 |
Not only they are as smart as we are, they also have a finer and cruel sense of humour. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1451 |
Now I just think they're mocking us. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1452 |
You only hear from the people they save. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1453 |
The experts say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but I'm pretty sure they're just mocking us. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1454 |
now that's what i call synchronized swimming |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1455 |
Somebody's been watching too many Esther Williams movies. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1456 |
Life imitating art. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1457 |
They're just taunting us now. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1458 |
I suddenly have a sense of porpoise in my life. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1459 |
I would rather be circled by sharks than have to watch synchronized dolphins |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1460 |
I hate it when they make fun of us. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1461 |
Who says life is without porpoise? |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1462 |
When I wished for an island worth of fish, I should have been more specific |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1463 |
Do you think they have a porpoise behind this? |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1464 |
Well on the bright side at least we get the Dolphin game this weekend. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1465 |
They ARE playful and intelligent. And I think they're messing with us. |
1.2917 |
0.05394 |
72 |
51 |
21 |
0 |
1466 |
Nope. I'm not falling for that again. |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1467 |
What's the tipping etiquette in this situation? |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1468 |
I'd prefer an iPod. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1469 |
They must have figured out 'ironic realism' before they were released from Sea World. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1470 |
I'd like to think it's flattery. |
1.2917 |
0.05745 |
72 |
52 |
19 |
1 |
1471 |
If they're so smart, how come they don't have anything better to do than making fun of us? |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1472 |
Their just messing with us now! |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1473 |
There's nothing worse than a school of mockfish. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1474 |
They are doing this on porpoise. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1475 |
Let's just hope it's not a mating dance. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1476 |
Well you know what they say, Bob. Art imitates life. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1477 |
Mocking birds I get. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1478 |
Look, Fred. Our dolphinium is in bloom! |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1479 |
Sure they're smart animals, but I still wish we had cable. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1480 |
Mimes, they're everywhere. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1481 |
Just when your convinced that there's no order in the universe. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1482 |
Don't they know representational art is out? |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1483 |
How far are we from sea world? |
1.2917 |
0.05745 |
72 |
52 |
19 |
1 |
1484 |
Caricature? Or homage? |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1485 |
I've decided I'm not going to clap anymore. They like it so much that I think they don't want to get us rescued. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1486 |
They're echolocation clicking at us, not with us. |
1.2917 |
0.07251 |
72 |
57 |
9 |
6 |
1487 |
A raft is a much simpler configuration. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1488 |
I think they misunderstood when I asked for a ride |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1489 |
Ignore them. They're just trying to be clever. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1490 |
We'll tell everybody that we were stranded on an island with the Dolphin Cheerleaders. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1491 |
It wasn't the best performance ever, but it was still better than Cats. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1492 |
At least it's entertainment. |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1493 |
I like theirs better. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1494 |
Biomimicry? This is biomockery! |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1495 |
They show so much empathy. |
1.2917 |
0.05745 |
72 |
52 |
19 |
1 |
1496 |
Are they mocking us, or are we mocking them? |
1.2917 |
0.06390 |
72 |
54 |
15 |
3 |
1497 |
Okay, now they're just taunting us. |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1498 |
The entertainment value is starting to wear off. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1499 |
Talk about mockery at its finest...couldn't they just snort "na na nana na"?! |
1.2917 |
0.07516 |
72 |
58 |
7 |
7 |
1500 |
Clever. But I bet they didn't predict the presidential election. |
1.2917 |
0.06689 |
72 |
55 |
13 |
4 |
1501 |
It's the rescue team from the Cirque du Soleil cruise ship. |
1.2917 |
0.07516 |
72 |
58 |
7 |
7 |
1502 |
You need to see this new twist to the desert island joke. |
1.2917 |
0.06076 |
72 |
53 |
17 |
2 |
1503 |
See anything on your side?" "No. See anything on your side?" "No. |
1.2917 |
0.06976 |
72 |
56 |
11 |
5 |
1504 |
I've finally stopped hallucinating simple carbohydrates. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
1505 |
I miss whimsy. |
1.2877 |
0.06006 |
73 |
54 |
17 |
2 |
1506 |
I don't mind being entertained, it's the mocking tone that's really bumming me out. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
1507 |
You should see their Eiffel Tower |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
1508 |
Hey, Bob, you'll never guess what I see this time. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
1509 |
Fish or mammal, dolphins can be real dicks sometimes |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
1510 |
I don't really feel like water yoga today. |
1.2877 |
0.06006 |
73 |
54 |
17 |
2 |
1511 |
I think they are mocking us |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
1512 |
Perhaps we should have eaten those fish, rather than using them all as training rewards |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
1513 |
Hey, Stan. Who knew porpoises know sarcasm? |
1.2838 |
0.06808 |
74 |
58 |
11 |
5 |
1514 |
How on earth did they hear about the Mannequin Challenge? |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1515 |
They're making fun of us. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1516 |
You can take the dolphin out of the aquarium but... |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1517 |
Hey, look! I finally taught them how to make a 'selfie.' |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1518 |
I feel like they are doing it on porpoise. |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1519 |
Empathy is overrated. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1520 |
Porpoise envy. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1521 |
Now who is the more intelligent species... |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1522 |
I don't see the porpoise. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1523 |
Cheeky, aren’t they? |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1524 |
George, you're missing the dolphins' cheerleading competition. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1525 |
Hey, I think they're doing it on porpoise. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1526 |
COPYFISH |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1527 |
They're just Republicans. The exuberance will pass. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1528 |
Our lives finally have porpoise. |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1529 |
Now they're doing it on porpoise. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1530 |
That's the last time I play "Simon Says" with a bunch of dolphins. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1531 |
I'll say this, what these dudes lack in imagination, they make up for in showmanship. |
1.2817 |
0.05738 |
71 |
52 |
18 |
1 |
1532 |
Quick, build a wall! |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1533 |
Well, at least, imitation is the sincerest form of flippery. |
1.2817 |
0.05738 |
71 |
52 |
18 |
1 |
1534 |
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1535 |
If we spoke Dolphin we could hitch a ride out of here. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1536 |
How can they be so degrading and still be so cute? |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1537 |
At least they're empathetic. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1538 |
The good news is we are three thousand miles away. The bad news is we can still get Twitter. |
1.2817 |
0.07284 |
71 |
57 |
8 |
6 |
1539 |
Do you think they learned that at school? |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1540 |
They may not be helpful, but they sure are entertaining. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1541 |
Blue Fin Tuna Man Group? |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1542 |
I had given up hope until I experienced art with a porpoise... |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1543 |
Granted, porpoises are smart; also a morbid sense of humor. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1544 |
Remember when you were saying you were sorry you hadn't had a porpoise-filled life? |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1545 |
Quick - make like a boat! |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1546 |
honey.....today's mirage looks like dolphin with the stars |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1547 |
It's beautiful, but does it serve a porpoise? |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1548 |
You don't by any chance have a photograph of a boat, do you? |
1.2817 |
0.07284 |
71 |
57 |
8 |
6 |
1549 |
I don't think they get us. |
1.2817 |
0.07284 |
71 |
57 |
8 |
6 |
1550 |
We should bring this show to a bigger audience. |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1551 |
Sorry, gang. We’re just not in the mood for whimsy. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1552 |
Quick, let's try to look like a boat! |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1553 |
Great impression but we would prefer a ride home. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1554 |
How come ours doesn't have those tiny coconuts? |
1.2817 |
0.07284 |
71 |
57 |
8 |
6 |
1555 |
I can't decide if they're rescuing us or making fun of us. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1556 |
No dolphin is an island, but eight are. |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1557 |
They say imitation is the sincerest form of mockery. |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1558 |
Let's see how well they do with our tap dance routine. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1559 |
Movie title, three syllables, first syllable rhymes with 'fast'; c'mon, Harry, I could use some help here. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1560 |
Playful, we know. A sense of irony has never been observed, before now. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1561 |
I think I miss Miami football the most. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1562 |
You should have finished that course in sign language. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1563 |
Hey, we must be close to Sea World. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1564 |
I appreciate the entertainment, but can't they just puke up a couple of mackerels? |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1565 |
I think it's empathy |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1566 |
George, I may be going crazy, but I think they're doing that on porpoise. |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1567 |
Shall we swim over for Happy Hour? |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1568 |
We need to make it look like we're on a boat. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1569 |
I forgot how much I miss Sea World. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1570 |
Hey Bill, I think I finally figured out what a "meme" is. |
1.2817 |
0.05738 |
71 |
52 |
18 |
1 |
1571 |
Should I tell them Trump won? |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1572 |
I thought dolphins were supposed to be all sensitive and new-agey. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1573 |
But can it really be called an "installation" if it's not in a gallery? |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1574 |
They're saying Shark du Soleil is coming |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1575 |
Are they doing it on porpoise? |
1.2817 |
0.07284 |
71 |
57 |
8 |
6 |
1576 |
Damn mimes! |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1577 |
After first mocking the castaways in a stunningly creative tableau, the dolphins then escorted them to a deserted island without a tree, just for giggles. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1578 |
I'm confused ... is this really evidence of dolphin intelligence? |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1579 |
They're just messing with our heads...on porpoise |
1.2817 |
0.07555 |
71 |
58 |
6 |
7 |
1580 |
I think they're flirting with us. |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1581 |
This could be the beginning of a meaningful communication or just a spectacular display of flippancy. |
1.2817 |
0.05738 |
71 |
52 |
18 |
1 |
1582 |
I think they're trying to tell us they understand our plight. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1583 |
Are they mocking us porpoisely? |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1584 |
The absurdity of our situation compels me to question the porpoise of life. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1585 |
There's no way this is a coincidence. They have to be doing it on porpoise. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1586 |
Fine, Brett, I admit it: Dolphins are total assholes. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1587 |
How do we get them to mimic a rescue boat? |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1588 |
I miss the days when we did the baiting. |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
1589 |
Is it just me, or do you think there is something fishy about that other island? |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1590 |
They make it look so easy. |
1.2817 |
0.05738 |
71 |
52 |
18 |
1 |
1591 |
I wonder what we are sitting on? |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1592 |
Either I'm hallucinating or their brains are larger than ours. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1593 |
Remember that bad sushi we ate on the cruise ship? |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1594 |
Do you think they know how to write "S.O.S"? |
1.2778 |
0.06626 |
72 |
56 |
12 |
4 |
1595 |
Those assholes are really getting a little too good at charades. |
1.2778 |
0.06007 |
72 |
54 |
16 |
2 |
1596 |
That's quite the effort. Should we ask them over for drinks? |
1.2778 |
0.06007 |
72 |
54 |
16 |
2 |
1597 |
I wish I had my camera! |
1.2778 |
0.06626 |
72 |
56 |
12 |
4 |
1598 |
It took me eight years to train there guys and you're not even going to take a look? |
1.2778 |
0.06626 |
72 |
56 |
12 |
4 |
1599 |
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
1600 |
Day 47: We have infiltrated the enemy base. They still have not noticed. |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1601 |
"Very impressive, but you wouldn't have a chance on 'Shark Tank'". |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1602 |
Okay, now you're just showing off |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1603 |
Finally a chance to find porpoise in our lives |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
1604 |
Cute, but not original. |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1605 |
You up for some sushi tonight. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1606 |
Their school must teach that art imitates life. |
1.2714 |
0.05727 |
70 |
52 |
17 |
1 |
1607 |
We'd cream them in Pictionary. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1608 |
I think we're their charades clue. |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1609 |
I promised them an audition at Seaworld when we get home. |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1610 |
So they haven't gotten help yet... this is still pretty impressive. |
1.2714 |
0.07315 |
70 |
57 |
7 |
6 |
1611 |
Once they're done mocking us do you think they'll go for help? |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1612 |
I thought dolphins had feelings. |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1613 |
Well, look at that. A podcast of ourselves! |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1614 |
So much for going to get help |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1615 |
Paul, I think there is something in that water we drank... |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1616 |
I said shrimp cocktail. |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1617 |
Imitation is the sincerest form of mockery. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1618 |
If this was Sea World, I'd be really impressed. |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1619 |
Looks like they are mocking us on porpoise! |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1620 |
I remember SeaWorld when it was just a tank and some beach balls. |
1.2714 |
0.05727 |
70 |
52 |
17 |
1 |
1621 |
I think they like us ironically. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1622 |
Now I know they have always been laughing at us. |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1623 |
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but isn't very helpful. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1624 |
I'm flattered by the sincerity of their imitation but flattery gets us nowhere. |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1625 |
So, what's their porpoise in mocking us? |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1626 |
Who’s the idiot who said, ‘Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?’ |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1627 |
The little one sorta looks like you. |
1.2714 |
0.05727 |
70 |
52 |
17 |
1 |
1628 |
Sorry, I was wrong. They aren't rescue dolphins. They are Sea World escapees. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1629 |
I'm not feeling sincerely flattered at the moment. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1630 |
I do believe they're mocking us on porpoise. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1631 |
I was hoping for something more escapist. |
1.2714 |
0.05354 |
70 |
51 |
19 |
0 |
1632 |
Also the schools are better |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1633 |
This is not a good time to be a vegan. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1634 |
Yeah, well the top ones are fake. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1635 |
It's the sincerest form of flattery |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1636 |
You should have taught them to catch fish. |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1637 |
It's the dolphin show promised in the island cruise brochure. |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1638 |
It's nice they're trying to cheer us up. |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1639 |
Stop it, you're projecting. |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1640 |
They must have escaped from Las Vegas |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1641 |
Don't look. They're just showing-off. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1642 |
Months of hard work, training the dolphins, finally pays off |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1643 |
Ok, they're mocking us. |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1644 |
I can deal with no food and no water, but the incessant mocking..... |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1645 |
I can't tell if it's art imitating life, or if they're just ridiculing us. |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1646 |
They sure are good. It's just a shame they go away every time a rescue boat comes. |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1647 |
It's life imitating life. |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1648 |
No, thanks. I went to the 8 o'clock show. |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1649 |
Funny--used to be known as monkey see--monkey do! |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1650 |
And just after I had gotten over the seagulls mocking us. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1651 |
I see the entertainment made it, too! |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1652 |
We trained them too well. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1653 |
I need to stop saying "That could never happen". |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1654 |
It's cute, but I don't see the porpoise of it! |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1655 |
"Maybe we can train them to form SOS". |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1656 |
I told you I hate the Ice Capades, I hate synchronized swimming and I hate "stranded on an island" cartoons. |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1657 |
Hey, I think they're mocking us... |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1658 |
If they're so intelligent, why can't they do a motor boat? |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1659 |
Quick, pretend to be a boat. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1660 |
Sincere or not, I'm just not in the mood for flattery. |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1661 |
Every filet o'fish I ever ate is getting revenge on me! |
1.2714 |
0.07315 |
70 |
57 |
7 |
6 |
1662 |
Eddie! That pod of dolphins that we saw leap off the cruise ship is back with a new routine. Don't know why they came our way but I suppose they have a porpoise. |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1663 |
Think we can get them to make an SOS? |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1664 |
Don't get so excited... It's imitation seafood. |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1665 |
Actually, never mind. |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1666 |
Well, I would just as soon our life didn't imitate their art. |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1667 |
I knew there'd be a payoff for buying ethical canned tuna. |
1.2714 |
0.07026 |
70 |
56 |
9 |
5 |
1668 |
Ignore them. They're mocking us! |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1669 |
Quick, shake the tree! |
1.2714 |
0.07315 |
70 |
57 |
7 |
6 |
1670 |
Meh...I've seen better at Sea World. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1671 |
Do you think they're trying to tell us something? |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1672 |
It’s hard to tell if they’re just being jerks when they always smile like that. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1673 |
I hope for their next act they form into a life boat |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1674 |
I think I finally found a porpoise in life. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1675 |
Yes, Jim, you're hallucinating. |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1676 |
I didn't know dolphins could be so mean. |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1677 |
Nobody likes a show off. |
1.2714 |
0.06078 |
70 |
53 |
15 |
2 |
1678 |
I'm beginning to think that the ability of dolphins to mimic is more than just folklore |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1679 |
Oh, look - it's an informal grouping of the order Cetacea. |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1680 |
Hey Bob, are you sure you left your camera in the boat? |
1.2714 |
0.07315 |
70 |
57 |
7 |
6 |
1681 |
Are they waiting for our applause? |
1.2714 |
0.06410 |
70 |
54 |
13 |
3 |
1682 |
Well, they say "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". |
1.2714 |
0.07315 |
70 |
57 |
7 |
6 |
1683 |
They've really come a long way since we first arrived here. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1684 |
Dolphins can be so cruel when others aren't looking. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1685 |
Cute, but I still miss reality TV. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1686 |
Don't throw them any more fish, Stanley. They're making a mockery of us. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1687 |
They think you said our lives had no porpoise. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1688 |
Now I know how Trump feels about Alec Baldwin. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1689 |
I hate it when they patronize us! |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1690 |
I think we're being mocked. |
1.2647 |
0.07442 |
68 |
56 |
6 |
6 |
1691 |
Do you think they're doing it on porpoise?" "Dolphinitely. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1692 |
I don't really see the porpoise of this. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1693 |
Do sharks like to play before they eat their food? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1694 |
Looks like Sea World's orcas have taken their show on the road |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1695 |
We should have stayed in school. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1696 |
now they are just mocking us |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1697 |
Rethinking your vegan stance yet, mate? |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1698 |
Do you ever feel like Life is mocking you? |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1699 |
Honey, can hallucinations mock? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1700 |
Ha, the jokes on them. We have clothes on. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1701 |
Well, they're either making fun of us or performing "Waiting for Godot." Either way, you should look. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1702 |
Ed, do you know about quantum continuous symmetries and corresponding conservation laws? |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1703 |
Those dolphin mimes are starting to get on my nerves. |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
1704 |
Let's go to Sea World, you said. They created a new program, you said. You wanted to be a captive audience. |
1.2647 |
0.07442 |
68 |
56 |
6 |
6 |
1705 |
Look Ed, Ludibrium Phocoenidae, common name Mocking Porpoise. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1706 |
While I am enjoying the show, I am getting nervous about the killer while performance at 2pm. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1707 |
I'm feeling disrespected. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1708 |
The last thing I need to hear about right now is overachieving dolphins. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1709 |
That tropical décor motif is so yesterday. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1710 |
I didn't say 'Simon Says'! I win! |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1711 |
They gonna just frolic or help us? |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1712 |
When we hear the whistle we have to switch places. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1713 |
This whole synchronized swimming thing is getting out of control. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1714 |
Now I think they are just mocking us.... |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1715 |
I still say we should have opted for rescue not entertainment. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1716 |
Derivative! |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1717 |
*You* told them you were Simon Cowell. Now make them go away. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1718 |
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1719 |
Smart, huh? I clearly said "pontoon boat" not "palm tree afloat." |
1.2647 |
0.07732 |
68 |
57 |
4 |
7 |
1720 |
They'll let us ride them back to Sea World, but I've been there like a million times already. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1721 |
My kingdom for a hook |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1722 |
This morning when I looked out the cabin window they were swimming alongside the ship. I didn't take a photo because, you know, dolphins swimming beside the ship. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1723 |
John, look! They're mocking us again. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1724 |
You think that's funny? |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1725 |
Yep, you're dying. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1726 |
Now that's what I call re-porpoise-ing |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1727 |
Okay,this time let's hold hands around the tree |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1728 |
It sure makes you wonder--dolphins or porpoises? |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1729 |
It's so hard to tell if imitation is a compliment or just sarcasm. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1730 |
Is that how I look in photos now? |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1731 |
I do believe that we are being mocked. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1732 |
So, so sympatico. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1733 |
I liked them better when they were giving us the Flipper. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1734 |
What started as entertainment has turned into bullying. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1735 |
Brad! Seven dolphins are making fun of us on porpoise! |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1736 |
No more of your 'Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.' OK? |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
1737 |
Quit dwelling on being rescued. Did you ever read "The Porpoise Driven Life?" |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1738 |
We'll see how funny you think it is when a six pack ring washes up on shore... |
1.2647 |
0.07442 |
68 |
56 |
6 |
6 |
1739 |
So much for " Go get help, Flipper! ... Do you understand me , Flipper?".... |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1740 |
I think they may be phishing us! |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1741 |
They choreograph this, but flagging down a passing ship it too much to ask? |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1742 |
I can't stand any more of these useless displays of cheerfulness. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1743 |
Now they're just showing off. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1744 |
Amazing, isn't it? But is it real intelligence or just sophisticated imitation? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1745 |
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but I can't help but feel like they're mocking us. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1746 |
Boy, they really have a wicked sense of humor! |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1747 |
What gets me is how do they stay out of the water so long? |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1748 |
Now they are just taunting us. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1749 |
That island seems awfully fishy. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1750 |
Young, bored dolphins learn the cruel but entertaining art of mockery. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1751 |
Do you think they are doing that on porpoise? |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1752 |
I'II give them a TEN. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1753 |
Alas. No porpoise is an island. |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
1754 |
Life is art. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1755 |
I guess mocking us is their porpoise in life. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1756 |
Now that's an island that can survive rising sea levels! |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
1757 |
If they're smart enough to mock us, they're smart enough to send for help. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1758 |
You up for a visit to a theme park? |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1759 |
Is it porpoises or porpi? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1760 |
Simon says... |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1761 |
Are they making fun of us? |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1762 |
Despite their best efforts, the troop of wandering, porpoise acrobats were unable to cheer up the castaways. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1763 |
Now I just think they're making fun of us. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1764 |
Talented? Granted. But the mockery is just so hurtful... |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
1765 |
Copy cat! Copy cat! |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1766 |
Since their release from captivity, the dolphins were still unclear on the concept. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1767 |
Next summer I vote we go to Europe. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1768 |
I know how we got stuck on this island, but... what about them? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1769 |
Did you ever get the feeling that you were being mocked? |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1770 |
I just feel like our life here lacks porpoise. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1771 |
I think they are mocking us |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1772 |
Hmmm, just musing if cartoonists get paid regardless of what they submit? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1773 |
I think synchronized swimming is way over overrated. |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
1774 |
Let's just say that I'm not flattered. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1775 |
They did it on porpoise. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1776 |
Know what Ralph, I think there's something fishy about our situation here. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1777 |
No, they're mocking us. It's no accident. They're doing it on porpoise. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1778 |
I see they’re clever, but I wish they’d be more empathetic and swim for help. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1779 |
Uh oh. I think they want to reporpoise the island. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1780 |
Very impressive. Now see if you can train them to make a boat. |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
1781 |
'Was that it for the mushrooms?' |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1782 |
We've been reporpoised... |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1783 |
Meh. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1784 |
Hey, George, we're here because we got shipwrecked.But, they're all here on porpoise! |
1.2647 |
0.07442 |
68 |
56 |
6 |
6 |
1785 |
Those snarky dolphins are back. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1786 |
Is 'mocking' a sign of intelligence? |
1.2647 |
0.05390 |
68 |
50 |
18 |
0 |
1787 |
Well, it was your idea to move here to get away from the mimes in Times Square. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1788 |
Remember I told you about the Mannequin Challenge? |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1789 |
Well, the last guys thought it was funny... |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1790 |
I think they're mocking us on porpoise! |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
1791 |
So like us. |
1.2647 |
0.05783 |
68 |
51 |
16 |
1 |
1792 |
You think they're doing that on porpoise? |
1.2647 |
0.07442 |
68 |
56 |
6 |
6 |
1793 |
It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1794 |
Posers |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1795 |
I think they're doing it on porpoise. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1796 |
It's not simple mockery. I think it's their reasoned commentary on the overuse of the desert island cartoon trope. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1797 |
It's cetacean for, "And what did those opposable thumbs get you on Election Day?" |
1.2647 |
0.07732 |
68 |
57 |
4 |
7 |
1798 |
Looks like they found their porpoise. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1799 |
Roger...this whole time we've been at SeaWorld. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1800 |
What's the porpoise? |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1801 |
There goes the neighborhood. |
1.2647 |
0.07442 |
68 |
56 |
6 |
6 |
1802 |
Look at them. Those dolphins think they're so much smarter than us. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1803 |
The one mimicking you looks pretty tasty. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1804 |
I sent the message in a bottlenose. |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
1805 |
Oh, bravo. Now do it in Kansas. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
1806 |
You can take the porpoise out of Sea World, but you can't take Sea World out of the porpoise. |
1.2609 |
0.05711 |
69 |
52 |
16 |
1 |
1807 |
They're supposed to be smart, not smart alecks! |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
1808 |
Quick! Draw a picture of a cheeseburger in the sand! |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
1809 |
Simon says, make some sushi. |
1.2609 |
0.07048 |
69 |
56 |
8 |
5 |
1810 |
There's a bunch of dolphins having a good time rubbing it in. Don't get up. |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
1811 |
If we ever get out of this, I'm moving to Japan. |
1.2609 |
0.07344 |
69 |
57 |
6 |
6 |
1812 |
I have an idea, Henry. Get over here and help pantomime a boat. |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
1813 |
Sea World escapees turn the table: "Who's the trapped mammal now?" |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
1814 |
Where's the harpoon? |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
1815 |
Please don't start up with the whole "opposable thumbs" thing again. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
1816 |
I can't tell if they're trying to mock us or amuse us. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1817 |
Oh, no. More refugees from Seaworld. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1818 |
Want to switch sides? |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1819 |
I'm sincerely flattered. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1820 |
Show offs. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1821 |
So that's our fate, sea life imitating art. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1822 |
Thank goodness, we must be somewhere near one of the Disney Resort islands! |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1823 |
No, I think they're chunk light. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1824 |
...and these are homo sapiens... now on to the next island. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1825 |
Good news- we're not far from Art Basel Miami. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1826 |
"A joke about our sense of porpoise would really be grabbing the low hanging fruit". |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1827 |
Ok . . . one-word, two-syllables, rhymes with lampooned. |
1.2537 |
0.05763 |
67 |
51 |
15 |
1 |
1828 |
Yeah, we've definitely been here too long. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1829 |
I think we've been eating too many rotten coconuts. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1830 |
Just when I thought life had no porpoise... |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1831 |
I know the brochure said, "Quiet getaway with unusual sightseeing opportunities," but don't you think you should have checked the reviews. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1832 |
Life imitating art. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1833 |
This used to be such a nice quiet neighborhood. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1834 |
Copycats. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1835 |
If they get the Sea World gig, maybe they'll take us with them. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1836 |
This is the last time I'm doing coconuts. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1837 |
Um...Phil, did I ever tell you about the first time we saw Cirque du Soleil? |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1838 |
I don't know if I like art just for art's sake. |
1.2537 |
0.07472 |
67 |
56 |
5 |
6 |
1839 |
They trained at Cirque du Filet of Sole. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1840 |
No, you're the less-evolved species. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1841 |
Why do those damned porpoises have to be so competitive? |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1842 |
They must be that group that escaped from SeaWorld. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1843 |
Somebody had too much time on their flippers. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1844 |
Try hallucinating about the Jets, you never know...... |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1845 |
They look like us, but they're having fun |
1.2537 |
0.05763 |
67 |
51 |
15 |
1 |
1846 |
Well, they do have the home court advantage. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1847 |
There's some amazing animal shows on this channel. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1848 |
Its ok, I guess, if you're into that sort of thing. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1849 |
I'd kill for a tuna salad sandwich right now. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1850 |
This one's a real hallucination. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1851 |
I think they're doing it on porpoise. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1852 |
I heard dolphins were intelligent but I think these are mocking us. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1853 |
No, I don't get it either. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1854 |
Something tells me that those berries we ate are hallucinogenic. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1855 |
This feels more welcoming, but what's their end game? |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1856 |
What hallucination? |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1857 |
Cool! Salt water is a hallucinogen. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1858 |
They are porpoisely mocking us! |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1859 |
Now will you stop lecturing me about all the tuna sandwiches? |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1860 |
That's very insensitive. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1861 |
And for the hundredth time, NO, I don't have a cameraphone on me! |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1862 |
Imitation is the highest form of flattery. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1863 |
The good news is we won't have to lie when we tell this fish story. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1864 |
Marco? |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1865 |
I don't know . . . I just feel like a fish out of water here. |
1.2537 |
0.05763 |
67 |
51 |
15 |
1 |
1866 |
No, I'm not interested in your phantasmagorial dolpinatious fantasies at this point in time. |
1.2537 |
0.07472 |
67 |
56 |
5 |
6 |
1867 |
I think those two humans are trying to tell us something. |
1.2537 |
0.05763 |
67 |
51 |
15 |
1 |
1868 |
I already told them we had nothing to do with Sea World. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1869 |
Looks good, but now we need to work on your facial expressions. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1870 |
We need to figure out how to have a lot more fun. |
1.2537 |
0.05763 |
67 |
51 |
15 |
1 |
1871 |
Our new neighbors are show-offs. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1872 |
Now they're just taunting us on porpoise! |
1.2537 |
0.07472 |
67 |
56 |
5 |
6 |
1873 |
Yeah, yeah, I believe you. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1874 |
I now feel like my life has porpoise. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1875 |
And you said humor should always have a porpoise. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1876 |
Looks like a school of mockingfish. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1877 |
But my GPS said, "Mahi." |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1878 |
I've always enjoyed synchronized swimming. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1879 |
Wait, are they doing this on porpoise? |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1880 |
He looks nothing like me. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1881 |
I know their brains are bigger than ours - but mocking strandees is in downright bad taste! |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1882 |
I know we don't have much land. But what a swell lawn ornament! |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1883 |
And you thought topiary wasn't relevant anymore |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1884 |
If it's not satire, then it's irony. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1885 |
Wonder if we can eat tuna free dolphin? |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1886 |
Aren't dolphins supposed to be helpful? |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1887 |
Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art? |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1888 |
Another pun for you. Imagine if we were stranded out here on porpoise. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1889 |
They are very intelligent but their sense of humor is in very poor taste. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1890 |
For god's sake, stop saying "Something looks fishy here". For the hundredth time, they're not fish!" |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1891 |
Humans - mocking us? So rude. |
1.2537 |
0.07472 |
67 |
56 |
5 |
6 |
1892 |
If I didn't know better I'd say they were mocking our predicament on porpoise. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1893 |
I know it’s cliche’, but we’re like fish out of water… |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1894 |
I get the feeling they're making fun of us. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1895 |
Do you think they know they can just swim away? |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1896 |
We just need six more people to compete. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1897 |
They're nice, but I ordered whales. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1898 |
Don't go by me, I thought downward facing dog was an awkward pose |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1899 |
The whales' one was better. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1900 |
You're wrong - life does have a porpoise. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1901 |
Lacks sincerity. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1902 |
Do you think they get it? |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1903 |
I dare you to tell me one more time that life imitates art. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1904 |
Ah yes, imitation...the least sincere form of predation. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1905 |
Don't look. They're just making fun of us. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1906 |
Mimes. See, I told you we're stranded in French Polynesia. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1907 |
How long are we going to have to hold this? |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1908 |
They really nailed our chemistry. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1909 |
It seems like the Dolphins are beginning to play with a real sense of porpoise. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1910 |
I really hate installation artists |
1.2537 |
0.05356 |
67 |
50 |
17 |
0 |
1911 |
Didn't we see this same act at the last shipwreck? |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1912 |
Who knew dolphin mimes could be so sarcastic? |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1913 |
You know, it's not their intelligence that bothers me, it's their mocking attitude. |
1.2537 |
0.05763 |
67 |
51 |
15 |
1 |
1914 |
Is your iPhone charged? |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1915 |
Now naked women. That would be a good hallucination |
1.2537 |
0.07472 |
67 |
56 |
5 |
6 |
1916 |
I hate mimes. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1917 |
I don't mind the mocking; it's the sneering I can't abide. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1918 |
It's either a mirage or lunch! |
1.2537 |
0.05763 |
67 |
51 |
15 |
1 |
1919 |
Just our luck, shipwrecked at SeaWorld. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1920 |
That's great but ask them for a lift to the shore and see how much help they are |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1921 |
Maybe I should have kept the fish bucket for us. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1922 |
I think it's for camouflage porpoises. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1923 |
I guess everyone is preparing for the Trump presidency. |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1924 |
Impressive but not helpful. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1925 |
We've already seen that one, you unoriginal bastards! |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1926 |
I wish I never said cheerleading isn't a sport. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1927 |
Phil, just act natural. They won't even notice we're here. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1928 |
It's not a mirage. There doing it on porpoise. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1929 |
They can't see us if we don't move |
1.2537 |
0.06501 |
67 |
53 |
11 |
3 |
1930 |
Pic or it didn't happen. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1931 |
There's a dark porpoise behind this. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1932 |
For the last time, Henry! They said that they don't have any Grey Poupon! |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1933 |
That's just animal cruelty. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1934 |
It's dolphin for no man is an island. |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
1935 |
Let's switch sides. |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
1936 |
I'm flattered. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
1937 |
Dolphins are natural mimics...and assholes. |
1.2535 |
0.07154 |
71 |
59 |
6 |
6 |
1938 |
If that's a mirage, maybe this is a mirage, too! |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
1939 |
Rescue Ships? No, we're being parodied by dolphins. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
1940 |
I think its an ad for seaworld |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
1941 |
Yes they have a porpoise and clearly it's to mock us |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
1942 |
I can't be certain, but I think they are mocking us." |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
1943 |
My kingdom for a harpoon! |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
1944 |
Another (ironic) example of art imitating life. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
1945 |
They're mocking us, how cute. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
1946 |
I've finally seen my porpoise in life... |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
1947 |
C'est la fin. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
1948 |
No, it's not Cirque de Soleil but it's the best I could do. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
1949 |
Imitation is the saddest form of global warning. |
1.2500 |
0.07066 |
68 |
56 |
7 |
5 |
1950 |
Do you think we should decorate it? |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
1951 |
I don't think that clapping is the reward that they were hoping for! |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
1952 |
If we could just get six other guys.. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
1953 |
Are they teasing us on porpoise? |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
1954 |
Stop being such a good audience--they're scaring all the fish away. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
1955 |
Sure we're safe here, but over there we would be dolphin safe. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
1956 |
Sam, they're rubbing it in our face again. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
1957 |
Should we try a message in a bottlenose? |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
1958 |
Is that a mirage, or are they doing that on porpoise? |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
1959 |
Whose idea was it to play charades? |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
1960 |
You have this power and all you can think of is dolphins? |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
1961 |
I'm sending a message in a bottlenose |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
1962 |
They make it look so easy. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
1963 |
Dolphins do have a perverted sense of humor, don't they? |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
1964 |
Psssttt...that dolphin looks nothing like me |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
1965 |
I've flippered out! |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
1966 |
Intelligence, playfulness, and a proclivity for rescuing humans... I tell you two out of three is bad. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
1967 |
You can call it fun-loving, I call it ridicule. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
1968 |
I suppose it's the thought that counts. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
1969 |
Okay, we get it, you guys are clever, now can you please stop mocking us?! |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
1970 |
Oh no! Stranded dolphins! |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
1971 |
I told you that swimming with the dolphins was a bad idea! |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
1972 |
We've reached a new low - mocked by dolphins. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
1973 |
Think what you like, I still say they're taunting us. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
1974 |
I hate imitation tuna! |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
1975 |
The Poignant Poised Porpoise Dance Troupe are back. |
1.2464 |
0.07272 |
69 |
58 |
5 |
6 |
1976 |
What makes you think they're razzing us? |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
1977 |
Do I really look that depressed? |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
1978 |
I think they are teasing us on poipose |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
1979 |
The porpoise of art is reflecting life. Now if only we could make it reflect a life raft. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
1980 |
I guess art does imitate life, Steve |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
1981 |
Sally was again reminded that she was missing water ballet class. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
1982 |
This mannequin challenge thing is everywhere! |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
1983 |
I have heard of copy cats, but....... |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
1984 |
I hate the mannequin challenge. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
1985 |
Porpoises? I don't know, they really look like dolphins to me. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
1986 |
Aren’t mirages only in a desert? |
1.2424 |
0.05316 |
66 |
50 |
16 |
0 |
1987 |
Hey Steve, are you seeing this too? |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
1988 |
- They're still there. - Yeah, there's no getting used to it... |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
1989 |
Did I eat that mushroom or did you? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
1990 |
They swept us on synchronized swimming. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
1991 |
Should I ask them if they have a deck of cards? |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
1992 |
Just think of what they're paying to see at Aqua World. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
1993 |
I don't know if they're flattering us or mocking us. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
1994 |
It is better than Ten Lords a Leaping. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
1995 |
I can't stand it. Now they're mocking us! |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
1996 |
Enough with the clowning. Go back to Sea World and get help! |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
1997 |
Would you look at this? They are mocking us on porpoise! |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
1998 |
It looks like they've been re-porpoised. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
1999 |
Sea life imitates art. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2000 |
We should move there. They have entertainment. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2001 |
I can't help but feel like they're mocking us |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2002 |
Honey, do I really look like that? |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
2003 |
What were you saying about dolphins being highly intelligent? |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
2004 |
Tough crowd. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2005 |
Do you think that they taste like chicken? |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2006 |
I told you dolphins were a smart-assed as humans. |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
2007 |
Great, you get one wish and rather than clearly saying iPod, you mumble and just get a pod! |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2008 |
Mockery is the most insulting from of torture |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2009 |
Bobby, why am I always teased by everyone in a school? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2010 |
They think we're pretty stupid. |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
2011 |
If you ask me they're jumping the shark. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2012 |
My desert island fantasy also involves unclothed bodies |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2013 |
Hey John... This dolphin REALLY captures your essence. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2014 |
I hate that we are being upstaged by some Sea World wannabees. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2015 |
Don't be flattered . . . they're mocking us. |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
2016 |
I still say it's the highest form of flattery |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2017 |
Hey Ed, I dreamed about cheerleader camp last night. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2018 |
Eight, if you must know. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2019 |
And those sounds they make . . . it's like they're laughing at us. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2020 |
At least we're a meme. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2021 |
They're getting better and they'll keep practicing till they get it right |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2022 |
The artistic impulse is the only thing separating us from the dolphins. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2023 |
I'm guessing this is some sort of payback for cancelling Flipper. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2024 |
I feel mocked and flattered at the same time! Plus I'm really thirsty... |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2025 |
Oh, it's on porpoise alright. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2026 |
I wish we'd treated them better when we worked at Seaworld. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2027 |
If that's not mocking, it is amazing choreography! |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2028 |
I thinks they want us to visit. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2029 |
Well, at least they're not building the wall |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2030 |
How can they be such trenchant satirists and still be so cute? |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2031 |
Not sure what they're doing but they say there's a porpoise for everything. |
1.2424 |
0.07803 |
66 |
57 |
2 |
7 |
2032 |
They're a shoe-in for the gold in synchronized swimming. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2033 |
I find it a little ostentatious for the neighborhood. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2034 |
Arrogant, and on porpoise. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2035 |
Random? No, they did it on porpoise. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2036 |
Something fishy about that mirage ... |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2037 |
Out of Tragedy comes Great Porpoise. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2038 |
We could make a fortune with this. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2039 |
Are you seeing this Bob?!" "No, I'll catch the 6pm show. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2040 |
I told you to stop training them; we're not working for Sea World anymore. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2041 |
They're just making fun of us. Pretend you don't notice. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2042 |
I found the tree of life. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2043 |
I thought it was 'monkey see, monkey do'. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2044 |
I think we've finally driven them crazy. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2045 |
I guess the whole "no man is an island" thing only applies to us. |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
2046 |
Don't look now, but I just saw our 'porpoise' in life |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2047 |
Did you order a life raft from the Nieman-Marcus catalogue? |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
2048 |
I think they are trying to be sarcastic. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2049 |
Cirque de Mer has finally arrived. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2050 |
If we moved to Canada like we originally said, we wouldn't have to put up with this. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2051 |
That's not art, it's imitation |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2052 |
Maybe no man is an island, but... |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2053 |
Maybe evolution was a hoax? |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2054 |
At least hallucinating keeps one going |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2055 |
Really, you can't see the porpoise? |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2056 |
Is it just me or are they mocking us? |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2057 |
OK! We get you're part of a well-balanced diet. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2058 |
Now they're just mocking. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2059 |
The gravity of our situation doesn't concern them. |
1.2424 |
0.07498 |
66 |
56 |
4 |
6 |
2060 |
Or, they're auditioning for The Dolphins new halftime show. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2061 |
This is not Sea World ... just knock it off. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2062 |
a simple dinghy would be nice. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2063 |
Well if it isn't the podcasters. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2064 |
It's the caffeine in the herring. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2065 |
Snap out of it Doris, what could possibly remind you of our trip to Vegas? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2066 |
I guess it's better than being stranded on an island woth no porpoise |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
2067 |
I never subscribed to the theory of natural selection until now. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2068 |
Remind me please the difference between flora and fauna. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2069 |
As Tim and Bob waited to be rescued, Bob stood there and watched the dolpins reflecting. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2070 |
Harry, you won't believe this! The rescue fish are here. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2071 |
Something tells me they know more than we do. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2072 |
Do you they can reconfigure into a boat? |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
2073 |
Just when you think your life has no porpoise |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
2074 |
Bob, you have to see this |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
2075 |
I think I read that mimicry is a precursor to mating. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2076 |
What will we feed them with at the end of the show? |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
2077 |
I think they misinterpreted our message in a bottle. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
2078 |
Don't you think public art brings us all closer together? |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
2079 |
Something is fishy about that isle. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2080 |
Harry, the dolphins are showing off again. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2081 |
Sometimes they can be just jerks. |
1.2388 |
0.05663 |
67 |
52 |
14 |
1 |
2082 |
It's really great. You should have bought a ticket. |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
2083 |
worst part of this whole experience is the all the mockery |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
2084 |
They call it performance art... |
1.2388 |
0.05663 |
67 |
52 |
14 |
1 |
2085 |
This attention-seeking behavior has gotta stop. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
2086 |
C'mon Jeff just one more! How much bread do you have left? |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2087 |
"Cirque du Soleil" does it better. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
2088 |
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2089 |
I don't think they have really captured the essence of the palm tree. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2090 |
A camera, a camera. My kingdom for a camera. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2091 |
Just what we need....clown dolphins |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2092 |
Now I think we're about to be victims of identity fraud. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2093 |
I liked it better when they were doing synchronized swimming. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2094 |
It's true what they say, dolphins are the most smart-ass animals on the planet. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2095 |
I think we're going to lose the synchronized swimming contest. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2096 |
I think they're just making fun of us. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2097 |
Their idea of camouflage seems a bit fishy. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2098 |
I don't know, I just feel that they're mocking us somehow. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2099 |
We must be dehydrated because I see a fish mirage. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2100 |
They're mimicking us because we have no porpoise in life. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2101 |
Coach, we must be near Miami. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2102 |
As they drift by, we'll take out the small one. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2103 |
Too soon? |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2104 |
Yes, I'm sure they're doing that on porpoise. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2105 |
It's tough keeping up with the Dolphins. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2106 |
I still say performance art is over-appreciated. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2107 |
I'm not laughing this time—just to prove a point. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2108 |
Is that really what I look like? |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2109 |
Our last hope is by going viral on Street View. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2110 |
Are they imitating us, or are we imitating them? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2111 |
My turn. What’s more annoying than a Vegas mime troupe? |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2112 |
I know dolphins are very playful, but now they are just making fun of our little island |
1.2344 |
0.07300 |
64 |
54 |
5 |
5 |
2113 |
I guess riding them to shore is out of the question. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2114 |
No--I won't turn around for another one of your boring fish stories." "No--I won't turn around to hear another of your boring fish stories. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2115 |
They think we're going to feed them. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2116 |
They're showing off again. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2117 |
Mirror neurons? |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2118 |
I have a feeling that in the next life, I will be working at Sea World. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2119 |
It would be sensational, if they weren't so in-your-face about it. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2120 |
Do you think we'll ever get our act together like that? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2121 |
People say dolphins are smart, but I just don't see it. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2122 |
If they're so smart, why do they always resort to mocking humor ? |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2123 |
Nice show, but I've seen it before. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2124 |
As if things weren't bad enough, now they're mocking us. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2125 |
You'd think they'd have better things to do than mock us. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2126 |
Where's a camera when you need it. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2127 |
They're intelligent enough to mock us, but not to get us off of this god-forsaken island! |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2128 |
I think you'll see we have a lot in common with the neighbors. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2129 |
Ocean's got talent. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2130 |
Now they are making fun of us! |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2131 |
Sit up straight, the neighbors are watching. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2132 |
Have I ever told you I hate SeaWorld? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2133 |
You say they're playful, I say they're making fun of us. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2134 |
I might be hallucinating, but I think I see a dolphinium. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2135 |
Last week they did Heatherwick's Vessel. Truly stunning. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2136 |
I know this one. It's right on the tip of my tongue. Oh geez, where is my google when I need it? |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2137 |
Mock us as they like, but they're the ones who taste just like chicken. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2138 |
We need leaders, not followers. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2139 |
I am shocked by the compassion, the mighty showmanship and too the overwhelming sarcasm |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2140 |
I do NOT hunch like that. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2141 |
The dolphins are taunting again! |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2142 |
I didn't know a school of fish could literally be an art school of fish. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2143 |
Do they know that they aren't at SeaWorld anymore? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2144 |
It's times like this that make me wonder if my life has a porpoise. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2145 |
They're showing off on porpoise! |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2146 |
These Chinese acrobat porpoises are amazing. |
1.2344 |
0.07300 |
64 |
54 |
5 |
5 |
2147 |
We have been here too long |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2148 |
You're right, maybe we should've gone to Canada. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2149 |
I wish Wilson could have lived to see this, too. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2150 |
Look, it's the Dolphrey Ballet! |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2151 |
Who knew they did synchronized swimming? |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2152 |
What were you saying about humans being the smartest mammals? |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2153 |
Looks fishy to me |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2154 |
We never should have mentioned we were trainers. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2155 |
Dolphins? Porpoises? Which one would you turn around for? |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2156 |
Great. Another troupe of Seaworld escapees. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2157 |
I spy with my little eye... |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2158 |
No, I don't have a tip. So shove off! |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2159 |
If we had a coconut, I'd throw it at them. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2160 |
And now they've made a multi porpoise structure. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2161 |
A deeper form of flattery would be to damn-well whistle for help! |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2162 |
Highly intelligent? How about a rescue instead of a show! |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2163 |
Art imitates reality. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2164 |
Ed, I've seen my first mirage. It's an 'Edible Arrangement' of fish. |
1.2344 |
0.07300 |
64 |
54 |
5 |
5 |
2165 |
Crowdfunding with a porpoise |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2166 |
Honey, do you think that porpoises are capable of satire? |
1.2344 |
0.05337 |
64 |
49 |
15 |
0 |
2167 |
You can stop worrying about food and water--we've died and gone to hell. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2168 |
And you thought your life had no porpoise. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2169 |
Presentation schmesentation... I'm sick of sushi. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2170 |
No, I'm fairly certain those are porpoises. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2171 |
Don't look now but I think they're mocking us again. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2172 |
Quick, make like a cheeseburger! |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2173 |
Are you mocking me? |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2174 |
I hope they aren't waiting for a tip... |
1.2344 |
0.05337 |
64 |
49 |
15 |
0 |
2175 |
They're doing that to us on porpoise. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2176 |
I think a few of them are Second City guys. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2177 |
Ahh, the true mockery of captivity... |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2178 |
Care to watch? The dolphin show just started. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2179 |
Some say mockery is the highest form of flattery. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2180 |
They've been mocking us for an hour. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2181 |
Our lives are meaningless without porpoise." |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2182 |
We're saved. Animal Planet has to be close. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2183 |
We have to improve out act. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2184 |
"We all wish to be what we are not". |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2185 |
Okay, let's find out, once and for all, if these 'people' have any intelligence. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2186 |
So, now we know; it's nature not nurture. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2187 |
Maybe someday I'll see the one who plays me. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2188 |
I bet they do a mean 'Burghers of Calais.' |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2189 |
Big surprise! The dolphin cheerleaders you wished for are here, and they're teasing us. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2190 |
Remember when dolphin shaped mailboxes used to annoy you? |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2191 |
Have you ever wondered about an alternate universe? |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2192 |
They haven't blinked in days. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2193 |
No, I don't want to hear about your idea for a new act at Sea World. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2194 |
There is a parallel universe! |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2195 |
Marooned and schooled |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2196 |
Thought you were only suppose to see mirages in the desert? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2197 |
No, they're dolphinately porpoisely mocking us. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2198 |
Are they making fun of us? |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2199 |
Dolphin see, dolphin do, ha ha |
1.2344 |
0.07300 |
64 |
54 |
5 |
5 |
2200 |
I've heard of mock turtles but never mocking dolphins! |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2201 |
They've even managed to perfect your slouch of Trump despair this time round. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2202 |
I hear they're planning to build a wall. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2203 |
Taunting is so declasse. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2204 |
There's something fishy about the new neighbors. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2205 |
Now they're just doing it on porpoise... |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2206 |
I even hate dolphin mimes |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2207 |
They love to show off! |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2208 |
Those so-called experts are so wrong. Dolphins love to perform. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2209 |
Convergent evolution is an amazing process. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2210 |
I know it's the sincerest form of flattery but I would rather they just bring us a sandwich. |
1.2344 |
0.05337 |
64 |
49 |
15 |
0 |
2211 |
It was then that the boys discovered that dolphins had the capability to mimic and cruelly mock humans. |
1.2344 |
0.07632 |
64 |
55 |
3 |
6 |
2212 |
I can't remember -- are they mimics or mimes? |
1.2344 |
0.05337 |
64 |
49 |
15 |
0 |
2213 |
What a bunch of dicks. |
1.2344 |
0.07300 |
64 |
54 |
5 |
5 |
2214 |
At least they have a porpoise in life |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2215 |
It's sad that Sea World cut them loose last year. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2216 |
It certainly raises questions about where inter-species communication is taking us. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2217 |
Something's fishy about that other island. . . |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2218 |
I suppose we could credit them for their attention to detail. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2219 |
For the 100th time, no, I don't know the difference between porpoises and dolphins. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2220 |
I've had it with trying to keep with the Joneses. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2221 |
So bizarrely unnatural –it’s a cellphone tower! |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2222 |
Dude, now even Flipper is making fun of us! |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2223 |
Are they mocking our situation on porpoise? |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2224 |
Sea life imitates art. |
1.2344 |
0.05337 |
64 |
49 |
15 |
0 |
2225 |
You are missing the best part of the matinee performance. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2226 |
George, the SeaWorld dolphins are gloating again. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2227 |
Okay, good. Now go tell the Coast Guard that. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2228 |
It's my first podcast. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2229 |
Why do I get the feeling they're enjoying this? |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2230 |
I thought we came here to get away from performance art! |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2231 |
Who knew dolphins were so much better at Tree Pose? |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2232 |
No, it seems more like mocking. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2233 |
Just like I've always said--sarcasm is a sign of intelligence. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2234 |
Uh oh, I made I contact. Do you have any change for a tip? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2235 |
Is this something we'd understand if we had taken Fine Arts instead of Law? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2236 |
It's tragic, really. They keep reliving the moment they lost on "American Idol." |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2237 |
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
2238 |
"I know they're dolphins but they're obviously taunting us on porpoise". |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
2239 |
I don't think we should have eaten those mushrooms. |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
2240 |
Well obviously they're doing it on porpoise! |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
2241 |
I must admit, except for the hairline, he does look a lot like me. |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
2242 |
To think we wasted all that money at Sea World. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
2243 |
They're obviously smarter than we thought... |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
2244 |
Why us? Why them? I give up. |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
2245 |
Just another school of smart-ass dolphins! |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
2246 |
They say imitation is a form of flattery |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
2247 |
I believe they want us to suggest a caption... |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
2248 |
I get the feeling they're making fun of us. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
2249 |
Remember when you said you wished we could take a selfie? |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
2250 |
Look Fred, they're ready for Trump University! |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
2251 |
Somehow it doesn't feel sincere and it doesn't feel like flattery |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
2252 |
They say they're smart, but I've never really believed it until now.. |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
2253 |
I don't think they mean to help us. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
2254 |
I don't think they're as smart as everyone says. |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
2255 |
Bob, I'm beginning to believe you when you say we and the universe are one. |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
2256 |
Animal, mineral or vegetable? |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
2257 |
Sometimes I think Sea World should have kept them... |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
2258 |
Looks like we finally have a porpoise for being here. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
2259 |
I see with my little eye something that is.....ah, never mind. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
2260 |
I prayed for deliverance and purpose and god delivered us porpoise. Not funny. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
2261 |
I told you to pack the dolphin treats, but no!! |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
2262 |
Sheesh. I really thought that once we were out here, we could stop keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
2263 |
Look! Its Cirque De L'Ocean! |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2264 |
It just doesn't serve any porpoise |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2265 |
They're still making fun of us |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2266 |
Dolphin see. Dolphin do. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2267 |
Hey, I know how we could pass the time |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2268 |
So this is where imitation fish come from. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2269 |
Purest form of flattery my ass! |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2270 |
Are we near Sea World? |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2271 |
I don't know if it's flattery or mockery |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2272 |
This is better than that Blue Dolphin Group |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2273 |
It's nice but frankly I'd prefer a tuna salad on white about now. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2274 |
Hey, do you remember what I said about boycotting SeaWorld? |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2275 |
I told you to ignore them, they love to show off. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2276 |
I'm no palm reader, but that doesn't look right. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2277 |
Is there a workaround to post this on Facebook? |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2278 |
I don't look "that" fat, do I? |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2279 |
So they can't get us off- that's no reason not to appreciate them doing what they can for us. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2280 |
Think of the money I saved not going to Sea World when I was young. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2281 |
They are definitely a more impressive species. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2282 |
Let's see if Captain Obvious can spot the difference. |
1.2222 |
0.05280 |
63 |
49 |
14 |
0 |
2283 |
At least they can enjoy the rising sea levels. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2284 |
Are they taunting us again?" "Yeah, don't turn around. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2285 |
Tall one's a babe. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2286 |
I'm not falling for that one again, Jim... |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2287 |
The dolphins are mocking us again. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2288 |
Did you see Flipper on 'Dancing With the Stars'? |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2289 |
Don't look now, but I think I see some Sea World escapees. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2290 |
If we weren't around, what would dolphins do with their time? |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2291 |
Jimmy, look, these are the best impressionists I've ever seen! |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2292 |
Well, I still say humans are smarter. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2293 |
They're good, but I'm thinkin' mahimahi. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2294 |
They can communicate - and mock us. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2295 |
Such cruel smiles. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2296 |
I think our Release Into the Wild project still needs work. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2297 |
I didn't know Dolphins had cheerleader camp... |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2298 |
We should have ordered the California rolls. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2299 |
Those dolphins' Mannequin Challenge is amazing; that dolphin has perfectly captured and held your despondent look for minutes! |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2300 |
mammal-quin challenge |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2301 |
Am I hungry, or do sushi what I see? |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2302 |
So smart....it's a real shame we will have to eat them. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2303 |
At least we won't die of boredom. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2304 |
We have no porpoise. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2305 |
No, it's no "man" is an island. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2306 |
I don't know how I feel about SeaWorld's new image |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2307 |
Not bad, but they’re no Bellagio |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2308 |
I guess they're smarter than us after all. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2309 |
So, the Bermuda Triangle isn't that far from Orlando? |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2310 |
And we thought we were lost. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2311 |
Just more crap from that sunken cruise ship. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2312 |
Give me a "D", give me a "O", give me a "L", give me a "P", give me a "H", give me a "I", give me a "N". What's that spell, what's that spell??????? |
1.2222 |
0.07313 |
63 |
54 |
4 |
5 |
2313 |
Is it just me hallucinating, or I see the ocean making fun of us. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2314 |
What was in that coconut I ate? |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2315 |
As much as I disliked the snub nosed dolphins, the mocking ones are truly insufferable |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2316 |
Wow, they're not only smart but they're comedians too! |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2317 |
I don't know where we've ended up, either, but I want to say we must be somewhere near Miami. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2318 |
I think they're just making fun of us. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2319 |
I told you not to use up the phone battery! |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2320 |
I thought the saying was MONKEY see MONKEY do. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2321 |
Yeah, porpoises are pretty smart.....why? |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2322 |
Those San Jose cheerleaders are good. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2323 |
It's time for you to vote me off the island. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2324 |
There's something fishy about our reflection. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2325 |
The fish still see you. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2326 |
Next time, let's go with the all inclusive. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2327 |
Right Brain Dolphins |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2328 |
'O wad some Power the giftie gie us, to see oursels as ithers see us!'.... No? Then I give up. Anyway, poetry charades is for show-offs. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2329 |
Should I get tickets for the new show tomorrow? |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2330 |
With that much brain power, you'd think the message would be easier to understand... |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2331 |
Intelligence and diligence aside, their sense of humor leaves much to be desired. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2332 |
C'mon, think. How can we monetize this? |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2333 |
They were cruel to approach us in the shape of a boat. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2334 |
I think I like mimes over performance artists. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2335 |
Remember when the Coast Guard released a bunch of search and rescue trained dolphins into the wild? It's like that, but these are from SeaWorld. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2336 |
I think our next door neighbors are showing off. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2337 |
And now they're just mocking us. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2338 |
Dude my Rorschach Test came to life. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2339 |
Is it a genius for imitation or cruel mockery? |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2340 |
I'm not looking forward to the big finish. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2341 |
i think they're okay with climate change. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2342 |
I guess they really are more intelligent than us. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2343 |
Everyone's a critic! |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2344 |
Until now I never realized how much my life lacked porpoise. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2345 |
Just when I was beginning to think that our lives no longer had a porpoise. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2346 |
Those dolphins are really talented but they need a porpoise. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2347 |
I think they're messing with us on porpoise. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2348 |
Trust me. You don't want to be us. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2349 |
They did it on porpoise. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2350 |
I've heard of acrobats, but acrodolphins? |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2351 |
That's the last time I accept free tickets to a dolphin show. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2352 |
Uh, Bob? If dolphins can't climb trees I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2353 |
I no longer believe our a cappella rendition of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" has chance in the talent show. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2354 |
Well I have to say this burlesque is making me reconsider my position on dolphin-safe tuna. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2355 |
Look, Timmy, I think they're trying to tell us something. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2356 |
I hope they're beached. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2357 |
My hallucinations are mocking me. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2358 |
I wish I had a dollar to give to these guys. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2359 |
Yes, I'm sorry we're stuck here, I'm sorry you sunburn so easily and I'm sorry - I'm not gay! - but you are missing some really really talented dolphins. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2360 |
Very good, guys. Now make like a boat and get us out of here. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2361 |
Heartless bastards, but also consummate showmen--so like Bing Crosby. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2362 |
They say they're practically as smart as humans, but they got one of the leaves all wrong. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2363 |
Sure, but to what porpoise? |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2364 |
Do you have any change? |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2365 |
That's just cruel. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2366 |
No more rum. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2367 |
Somehow 'clever and cute' are not the words that come to mind. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2368 |
Geez, you'll never guess who's doing the Mannequin. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2369 |
If dolphins were in charge, we wouldn't be in this mess. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2370 |
Your mirage has been re-porpoised. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2371 |
What do I see? Same old, same old |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2372 |
Don't take it like that... they say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2373 |
Most Americans can't tell whats different in this picture |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2374 |
I think this lack of food is getting to me. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2375 |
Don't you think the neighbors are kind of weird? |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2376 |
I know dolphins are smart and can do whatever you show 'em how to do, but I think they're just making fun of us. |
1.2222 |
0.05280 |
63 |
49 |
14 |
0 |
2377 |
They've given me an idea for a cartoon . . . |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2378 |
Do you think perhaps they are trying to tell us something? |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2379 |
Look! Cirque du Mer! |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2380 |
Which one should we eat first? |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2381 |
I think we're being watched. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
2382 |
I think the dolphins won this round, best two out of three? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
2383 |
I think they're messing with us. I'm starting to wonder if a cruise ship full of mackerel is really coming. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
2384 |
Looks like we picked the wrong week to go vegan. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
2385 |
Well, they do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
2386 |
Suddenly, my life has porpoise again... |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
2387 |
They're saying we could become a PBS sustainable donor if we act now. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2388 |
If they were really friendly, they'd offer to take a message somewhere for us. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2389 |
Fred, I'm serious! Those damn dolphins are mocking us! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2390 |
ya know, I thought this "Island Bit" would never get old... |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2391 |
I think Ocean World is sending a rescue team. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2392 |
You have to admit, those are seven dolphins with a porpoise! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2393 |
Do you think this is the transition team? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2394 |
Harry, you're missing the Sea World finale. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2395 |
I think it's "life imitating art"!! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2396 |
We really should not have eaten those coconuts |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2397 |
We understand the situation. |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
2398 |
If we ever get out of this remind me to stop going green. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2399 |
Do you have any plastic debris? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2400 |
Ignore them, they're just taunting us. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2401 |
Let me guess, you just got out of Sea World? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2402 |
Its not imitation, its blatant mockery. Look at them smiling. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2403 |
To be honest I don't see the porpoise to it. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2404 |
So glad we could provide you with entertainment! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2405 |
Any of you guys play for Miami? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2406 |
Ginger or Mary Ann?" "Mary Ann." "Lassie or Flipper?" "Flipper. Definitely Flipper. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2407 |
You're missing the point. Good species copy. Great species steal. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2408 |
Did you order sushi? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2409 |
I don't think we can win. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2410 |
That was our last coconut " Tonight it's sushi." |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2411 |
Have you ever wondered if there's a parallel universe inhabited only by dolphins? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2412 |
When Sea World hears about this, we're gonna be rich. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2413 |
Hmmm. If we can shape ourselves like a boat this could work. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2414 |
I thought they were friendly but they're mocking us. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2415 |
What do you think they'll do when they realize we're out of fish? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2416 |
What d’ya know, they really do relate. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2417 |
I always knew Dolphins were smart, but not artistic. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2418 |
Just act natural. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2419 |
This is no time to be doing an Esther Williams performance! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2420 |
Well it seems we've given them a new porpoise, at least. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2421 |
Cirque de Soleil: Coming to a Bermuda Triangle near you! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2422 |
I never thought I'd miss Shark Week .... |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2423 |
If we get out of here, I'm not buying 'Dolphin safe' tuna anymore. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2424 |
Ever get the feeling we're fish out of water? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2425 |
Have you ever noticed anything fishy about that island? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2426 |
Really? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2427 |
That settles it, life imitates art, but who is going to believe two stranded cartoon characters? |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2428 |
Well, there goes the neighborhood! |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2429 |
Oh, look! A work by Salvador Dolphin! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2430 |
OK, they're good. but let's see if they can do Jazz Hands. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2431 |
Either they’re signaling for help, or it’s their mating ritual. Only time will tell. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2432 |
Would you please start problem solving and stop mimicking. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2433 |
PETA freed them from Marineland and yet they don't care a whit about saving us. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2434 |
maybe we're looking at this all wrong |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2435 |
Brilliant? I think they're making fun of us!! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2436 |
Oh that's just great! And you forgot the cellphone charger...no ones going to see this on our Facebook feed now! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2437 |
Do you eat fish? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2438 |
"Do you ever wonder what you could have accomplished if your life had more porpoise"? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2439 |
Bob, remember that giant ice cream fudge vision you had? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2440 |
Harold, did you call a water taxi? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2441 |
We came here to get away from smart mammals, and now this! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2442 |
I'll bet they wouldn't make fun of me if I was President of the United States. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2443 |
That one on this side has your exact facial expression. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2444 |
It's just another audition for Sea World |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2445 |
Now that's an impressive Mannequin Challenge. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2446 |
Their search for the rare mockingfin lead to an ironic ending. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2447 |
Hey Dan, they're back again. I am beginning to think they are doing this on porpoise. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2448 |
Mort they're doing synchronized swimming again |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2449 |
But don't forget, it's much easier to float in salt water. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2450 |
'Forgetaboutit!' That dolphin does not have a crush on you. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2451 |
Stand up and reach out your hand, I have an idea. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2452 |
They're trolling us again. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2453 |
Bo-ring! Figurative is SO 20th-Century. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2454 |
The Porpoise Driven Life |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2455 |
About that nightmare you had involving mimes... |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2456 |
It's memetic theory gone wild! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2457 |
Are they porpoisely mocking us? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2458 |
Elaborate mockery? They really are more intelligent than we thought! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2459 |
"Why did we have to get marooned at Sea World. |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2460 |
There may be some hope for us. I'm thinking there might be a 'Sea World' nearby. |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2461 |
What's that old saying, imitation is the sincerest for of what? |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2462 |
I hate being mocked! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2463 |
Whether mockery, subterfuge, or intimidation, their ingenuity is pretty damned impressive! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2464 |
Something's fishey about this mirage |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2465 |
Dolphin behavior is a product of their environment. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2466 |
I notice that the humans don't have as much fun mating as us. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2467 |
We're not going to win the synchronized swimming gold in the next Olympics. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2468 |
OK, we're flattered, enough already. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2469 |
Could we teach them to orient themselves to spell out "help"? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2470 |
How many times do I have to tell you? Millennials can't be impressed. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2471 |
Don't look now but I believe the end is nigh. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2472 |
The rare, but extremely annoying dolphinis mockus. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2473 |
Art imitates life? We don't have a life. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2474 |
Great. The one thing that floats is your consignment store monstrosity. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2475 |
Dolphin see. Dolphin do. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2476 |
You're right! They're mocking us! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2477 |
Are those fish mocking us, or what!? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2478 |
You know they're mocking us. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2479 |
Well, this IS a sea world. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2480 |
For the last time, I don't have any fish. Now can you please get us out of here? |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2481 |
They might be trying to tell us something about themselves. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2482 |
Do you ever get the feeling you're in a cartoon? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2483 |
Ignore them - they're only being fishetious. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2484 |
I think we can train them to sign HELP |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2485 |
Yes, I know that, but in this case flattery is getting us nowhere. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2486 |
Just ignore them, their doing it on porpoise! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2487 |
Bob, let's reenact the rescue scene from Castaway. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2488 |
They are entertaining, but can they organize a rescue? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2489 |
'I said "PURPOSES"! It's good enough for our PURPOSES!' |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2490 |
Is it even a mannequin challenge if nobody has a camera? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2491 |
You think you're funny, but you're not. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2492 |
Apparently flattery has gotten us nowhere. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2493 |
Damnit, Fred--you've been feeding the porpoises again! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2494 |
Island of the Blue Dolphins meets the Island of the Blue Castaways |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2495 |
Who knew that dolphins can master the art of satire. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2496 |
Hang on, this is just the opening act. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2497 |
I'm done trying to keep up with the Joneses. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2498 |
Stupid Parrotfish. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2499 |
I have a feeling we've seen this one before, but there's nothing else to watch. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2500 |
Do you want the good news or the bad news? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2501 |
We should have them over when we get back to mainland. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2502 |
D'ja ever go to Vegas? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2503 |
I think our tableaux is ready. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2504 |
The dolphins are mocking us again, Steve. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2505 |
I told you it was going to be a rough mating season. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2506 |
Look Mom, No Hands! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2507 |
OK Joe, I'm getting bored watching them. It's your turn again. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2508 |
They're mocking me! I hate when dolphins mock me! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2509 |
Well, they do say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2510 |
Sure, they're clever, but who'll they impress after we're gone? |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2511 |
They're Mockfish! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2512 |
I've had some time to reflect lately, and synchronized swimming definitely belongs in the Olympics. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2513 |
I am not hallucinating..... they are mocking us |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2514 |
I thought dolphins were supposed to be nice. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2515 |
Since when did the Bellagio build outside of Las Vegas? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2516 |
Sea World pensioners can be SO irritating! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2517 |
Never felt more like a fish out of water |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2518 |
I maybe wrong, but I think we are being played. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2519 |
Does mercury poison cause hallucinations? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2520 |
I see satire is alive and well at SeaWorld. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2521 |
Our Airbnb hosts are here, again. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2522 |
I finally see my life has porpoise |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2523 |
Are they doing that on Porpoise, Bob? |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2524 |
Taunting?! This borders on bullying |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2525 |
Hey Scott? I need a second opinion on something. |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2526 |
I'd say they're mocking us, but I don't see the porpoise. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2527 |
You say rescuing, I say mocking. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2528 |
Fate vs. Choice |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2529 |
Those dolphins are giving me a fishy look. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2530 |
The worst part was being mocked daily by dolphins. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2531 |
Look they are mocking us! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2532 |
They're not mocking us, Fred, it's just their way of being playful. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2533 |
I think we should release the two of them back into the wild. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2534 |
Fishy sea, fishy do. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2535 |
Perhaps they escaped from SeaWorld. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2536 |
I guess that's better than jumping through a hoop. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2537 |
I would appreciate the artistic creation much better if I didn’t feel so mocked. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2538 |
I think they're trying to annoy us on porpoise. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2539 |
I told you we should've taken my camera instead of your Bon Jovi collection. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2540 |
No one likes a show-off. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2541 |
I feel like we're leading a porpoiseless life! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2542 |
They move with such porpoise! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2543 |
If I didn't know better, I'd think they were making fun of us. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2544 |
I didn't realize that Dolphins were so insensitive to survivors rights! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2545 |
It's Schadenfreude. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2546 |
Are they looking? Are they looking? Are they looking? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2547 |
There must be some mistake. We ordered the shrimp platter. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2548 |
If nobody finds us, we still have a lovely memorial. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2549 |
,I realize imitation is the sincerest form of flatary, but I wish they would just rescue us. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2550 |
Whaddaya mean look at the porpoise? What possible porpoise is there in any a' this? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2551 |
Life imitates life. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2552 |
See, I told you there were other fish in the sea. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2553 |
Can domesticated dolphins really be happy in the wild? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2554 |
I didn't know that a school of fish could literally be an art school. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2555 |
I thought it was 'monkey see, monkey do'. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2556 |
Mime dolphins huh? Wish they'd 'mime' their own business and stop making fun of us! |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2557 |
The dolphins are taunting again! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2558 |
Yesterday the did a cruise ship .... |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2559 |
Flippant Flippers, that's all we need. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2560 |
Yes, it's somehow familiar, but I still don't understand the porpoise. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2561 |
Flattery? No. Mockery is more like it. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2562 |
I always thought that their laughter sounded mocking. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2563 |
" I bet you they are Sea World alumni ". |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2564 |
We'd definitely win if we could color it in. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2565 |
Do we tip them, or... |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2566 |
“So you still don’t believe in climate change?”. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2567 |
See! I told you the mannequin challenge was still a thing! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2568 |
Did you just say, Why? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2569 |
Wow, now this staring contest defies all sense of normalcy. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2570 |
It's interesting, but it doesn't serve much porpoise... |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2571 |
Even the dolphins know that Cognitive Behavioural Therapy works in times of crisis! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2572 |
It's either great performance art or our ticket outta here. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2573 |
No, seriously, look—it’s the second one on the right. He was at the Brooklyn Aquarium last year! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2574 |
Sure, Lassie would have swam for help, but we'd have been bored. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2575 |
Those aren't dolphins, you idiot. They're porpoises. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2576 |
I told you we shouldn't have let them see us eat the canned tuna |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2577 |
I thought I saw our shadow, but it was just a fluke. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2578 |
....either that's a mirage, or, that was a baaaad coconut! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2579 |
Hey, Sid, you know the theory that everyone has a doppelgänger.... |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2580 |
Going vegan is tougher than I thought. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2581 |
Do you think they did that on porpoise? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2582 |
"Monkeys see, dolphins do". |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
2583 |
They're doing that on porpoise, I swear. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2584 |
Since the theme park gave them their freedom they just keep showing off. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2585 |
I've found my porpoise in life. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2586 |
Hey look, Barney, they finally got it perfect ... and we didn't bring the camera! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
2587 |
Norm, what's the saying, 'Art imitates life? or Life imitates Art'? |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
2588 |
I'd find that much more amusing at SeaWorld. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2589 |
Why do I feel like they're mocking us. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2590 |
Pssst... do you think they've seen us? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2591 |
I'm not feeling the flattery in their imitation. |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
2592 |
Ya know, I think they're mocking us. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2593 |
There's something fishy going on. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2594 |
There is an ocean of difference between a tree house , and being a fish out of water . |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2595 |
If they really had higher intelligence, they'd of given us a boat. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2596 |
You still think my argument that "art imitates life" is too simplistic? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
2597 |
All they had to do was bring the rum. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
2598 |
Uh ... bummer news on getting your own room, Ron. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
2599 |
Two words, four syllables. Sounds like dessert. |
1.2063 |
0.06848 |
63 |
54 |
5 |
4 |
2600 |
Oh yeah? Well Cirque de Soleil a little closer and we'll eat you for lunch. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
2601 |
Yah, and I'm seeing a mirage on porpoise. |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2602 |
You'd have to pay at least 50 bucks at Seaworld to see this. |
1.2063 |
0.05139 |
63 |
50 |
13 |
0 |
2603 |
You're missing the porpoise for the trees. |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2604 |
Mocked by mime dolphins |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
2605 |
They must have liked starring in those dolphin shows more than we thought. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2606 |
At least today they're mounting each other. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2607 |
So that's Porpoise Island....No wonder the British fought a war for the Falklands! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2608 |
There's something fishy about that island... |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2609 |
So which gets your vote, Phil: "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" or "Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities"? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2610 |
Now that's what I call marketing! |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2611 |
Ok, but I bet they didn't predict the presidential election. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2612 |
Perhaps, group-think works better than what we assume. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2613 |
Do you think this mockery is on porpoise? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2614 |
Don't be discouraged, theres a porpoise for everything! |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2615 |
Do you guys have an agent? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2616 |
They appear to be a Sol de Soleil type group trying to explain the meaning and porpoise of our predicament? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2617 |
I really think they are mocking us. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2618 |
The chart did say Mime Island. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2619 |
Remember: imitation is the sincerest form of flattery |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2620 |
I feel like they're mocking us. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2621 |
Does the one playing me make my butt look big? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2622 |
Dolphin-freude. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2623 |
I thought imitation was the best form of flattery, not sarcasm. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2624 |
You think they are sentient creatures communicating? I think they are mocking. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
2625 |
I'm hearing that ominous and repetitive music again. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2626 |
Earl, now they've resorted to mockery. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2627 |
Now, if I could just teach them to catch fish for us. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2628 |
I'd throw them a fish but I just finished the last one. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
2629 |
Apparently dolphins live in a parallel universe. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2630 |
Look who's making fun of us again. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2631 |
Dolphin-whistle politics is the new normal. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2632 |
This is a fish tale that no one will believe. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2633 |
I see our porpoise . |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2634 |
I know I made you buy dolphin safe tuna, but I'm starving! |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2635 |
Looks a little fishy to me .... |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2636 |
I get they're one of the smartest mammals but there's no need to show off. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2637 |
They are doing it again... |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2638 |
Do you think there's any chance that they could give us a lift? |
1.2000 |
0.07441 |
60 |
53 |
2 |
5 |
2639 |
That islands looks a little fishy to me |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2640 |
Are they trying to tell us how hopeless we look? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2641 |
They think we're a 'Mannequin Challenge.' |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2642 |
What's the porpoise of that tree? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2643 |
It's nice to know that even out here, mimicry is still the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2644 |
Oh boy! Cirque de Porpoise has arrived. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
2645 |
My favorite dolphin game just got even more hallucinogenic. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2646 |
Next step, a lighthouse, and we are out of here. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2647 |
Those Cirque du Soleil shows are everywhere. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2648 |
That does not look dolphin-safe |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2649 |
Never say we have no "porpoise ". |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2650 |
Call me hopeless, but I think that's pretty cool. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2651 |
Something's fishy over there. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2652 |
For such an intelligent species, you'd think they'd know that sarcasm is considered the lowest form of humor. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2653 |
Do you think they're being jerks on porpoise? |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
2654 |
Oh come on, their doing that on porpoise. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2655 |
It appears as if our plight has been re-porpoised. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2656 |
Some of us are here on porpoise. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2657 |
This Mannequin Challenge is really getting annoying! |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2658 |
Performance art. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2659 |
I wonder if they did that on porpoise. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2660 |
"They came close to winning on 'America's Got Talent'". |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2661 |
Their island is safe from global warming. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2662 |
Are they mocking us? |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2663 |
There's just something fishy about that other island. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2664 |
In your mirage, was it porpoises or dolphins? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2665 |
More bad luck. These ones mock, rather than talk. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2666 |
Gentrification. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2667 |
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2668 |
Is this what you'd call a porpoise-driven life? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2669 |
Harry, come look. They're trying to tell us something. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2670 |
Cheer up, man. They made you the cute one. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2671 |
I blame SeaWorld for this. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2672 |
I don't see the porpoise of that. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2673 |
Have you ever just wondered what's the porpoise? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2674 |
They're laughing at us again. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2675 |
'Pilobolus' is an even more ubiquitous phenomenon than I realized |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2676 |
Well I guess imitation is the highest form of flattery. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2677 |
Liberated SeaWorld dolphins now use their talents for playful mockery. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2678 |
wow...an island of blue dolphins |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2679 |
We're here on porpoise. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2680 |
I told you when it sounds like laughing it's really sarcasm and ridicule. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2681 |
They're trying to tell us something. Or else they're just making fun of us. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2682 |
Nothing like a good dolphin mocking. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2683 |
It's too fishy for my taste. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2684 |
They're not teasing us, Bill. They've actually evolved that way to fool illegal Japanese fishing trawlers. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2685 |
Come on, Steve. Get on my shoulders. We can do better than that! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2686 |
We really need to step up our charades game. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2687 |
The porpoise of art is reflecting life. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2688 |
I least we get front row to the show. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2689 |
That was a big mistake you made yesterday, calling that pod of dolphins porpoises. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2690 |
Take 327 -no it's still not right either dolphin # 4 looses weight or we prune that tree again. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2691 |
I know dolphins are playful, but now they're just toying with us. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2692 |
I'm seeing either a good dinner or a cheap ride home. What's our current foreign policy? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2693 |
I still think gorilla glue holds better. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2694 |
Tom, their mocking us again! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2695 |
That's the best you guys have got? |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2696 |
I think they are asking us to do synchronize with them |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
2697 |
I sometimes wonder: "What´s the porpoise of it all?" |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2698 |
I think they're Sea World escapees. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2699 |
The sun's getting to me, I feel I have no porpoise.. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2700 |
They say 'it is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.' |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2701 |
There's something weird about that other island, but I can't put my finger on it. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2702 |
Even in the remotest of places, there is always somebody showing off. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2703 |
Look,Mac -- a reporpoised island! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2704 |
Who the heck said that imitation is the highest form of flattery? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2705 |
Hey, I think we're near SeaWorld ! |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2706 |
I think we're being heckled by retirees from Sea World |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2707 |
Dolphins may think they're funny, but they're the only ones who think they're funny !! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2708 |
Let's swim over to that island; it looks like fun. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2709 |
Their life seems to have more porpoise. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2710 |
It's the Leaning Tower of Pisces |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2711 |
Just our luck, Alec Baldwin Dolphins. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2712 |
You think we can convince them to take a message back to Sea World? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2713 |
They're actually quite good, Simon! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2714 |
I guess they're capable of sarcasm as well as their other abilities. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2715 |
I think they missed the point of empathy training. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2716 |
I guess it's true. Practicing yoga can lead to a more porpoiseful life. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2717 |
This is one of the tightest groups I've seen. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2718 |
If you would just ignore them, they'd probably stop teasing |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2719 |
1 word, movie, Castaway... |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2720 |
Someone's mocking at the door |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2721 |
those damn porpoises are making fun of us again. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2722 |
And I thought I was a fish out of water. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2723 |
There goes the neighborhood. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2724 |
I don't see the porpoise in them doing that, do you? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2725 |
They know something we don't. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2726 |
oh that's so nice, they're trying to make us feel at home. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2727 |
They said there was so such thing as "climate change" then they said there was such a thing as "climate change" and that there was an upside to it....here it is! |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2728 |
I told you not to do your Flipper impression. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2729 |
Will you let them know that this is not a game and that we really need help… |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2730 |
You're still the most insufferable thing around |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2731 |
My grasp of reality is more like a feeble pinch. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2732 |
Yeah, they are intelligent, but their ability to mock us is surprising. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2733 |
Imitation is NOT the sincerest form of flattery! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2734 |
Dear, I think dolphins believe Art imitates Life. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2735 |
Do you happen to have a picture of a coast guard rescue craft on you? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2736 |
It's either an homage or they're trolling us. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2737 |
"Well, at least I got a chance to see the rare 'Taunting Dolphins". |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2738 |
Are we on LSD? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2739 |
Their sense of humor is a little too on the nose for me. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2740 |
I wish you would click and whistle once in awhile. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2741 |
I am going to give them the benefit of the doubt that it is performance art and that they are not making fun of us. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2742 |
I hate it when they mock us! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2743 |
Those damned Seaworld dolphins have no modesty. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
2744 |
They must be doping. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2745 |
So this is where Seaworld released their dolphins into the wild. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2746 |
It's silly, I know, and I always meant to go...but I regret never getting to see Cirque de Soleil. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2747 |
OK, now, slowly sit down. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
2748 |
Despite their mocking tone, the pattern recognition and social cohesion demonstrated in such a display showed that these really were dolphins with a porpoise. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2749 |
I’m thinking they’re either Sea World escapees or really weird synchronized swimmers. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2750 |
The political mocking never ends. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2751 |
I don't see a beautiful example of mimicry in nature--I see fresh meat. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2752 |
In hindsight, we should have made friends with the dolphin. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
2753 |
As though being here is not torment enough. I thought they were supposed to be kind, understanding creatures...... |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2754 |
Carl, quick! Look like a boat! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2755 |
Hey, look! An escape pod! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2756 |
Flattery or mockery? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2757 |
Wow, those six pack holders are really bad for the environment! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2758 |
We need help, not entertainment. I'd trade 'em all for Lassie. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2759 |
Okay, now they're just plain mocking us. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2760 |
It's full, but there's bound to be another one in a few minutes. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2761 |
Escapees from SeaWorld getting their revenge. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2762 |
I think those dolphins are mocking us. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2763 |
I've never really appreciated art for art sake. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2764 |
While we were out, the neighbors redecorated. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2765 |
You and your damn time shares! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2766 |
Forget Canada, I'm moving there. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2767 |
Take a look at the artists who won the NEA grant. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2768 |
Yeah, they're mean-spirited bastards, but don't you adore their puckish grins? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2769 |
I know this is going to sound fishy, but ... |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2770 |
They're showing off on porpoise again. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2771 |
They're doing it again, reveling in our tragic circumstances. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |