Contest #545


Cartoon

545


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-11-14
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-11-27 (estimated)
Number of captions 5188
Number of responses 344095
Number of participants 10623


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby. 2.1311 0.02554 1022 282 324 416
1 Before we start, would anyone else like some water? 1.9502 0.04123 422 162 119 141
2 He got his start in the lobby. 1.8986 0.04161 345 122 136 87
3 ...and I'll need an office with a window. 1.8781 0.04517 320 126 107 87
4 Ten bucks says he mentions 'sustainable growth' 1.8296 0.04754 270 109 98 63
5 Don’t look so surprised people…this IS a hedge fund 1.8226 0.04881 265 111 90 64
6 I thought we were moving all of our plants to Mexico. 1.8220 0.05129 264 119 73 72
7 It looks like Millennials are out and Perennials are in... 1.8140 0.05050 258 113 80 65
8 I thought all our plants moved to Mexico. 1.7890 0.05306 237 109 69 59
9 What I said was, "We need a plan." 1.7440 0.05552 207 99 62 46
10 I never thought I be happy to have a Bush in charge again. 1.7376 0.05811 202 102 51 49
11 They brought him in from the outside. 1.7245 0.05676 196 96 58 42
12 Keep tabs on the boss. I suspect he is a plant … a Manchurian Cannabis who's been rain-washed. 1.7202 0.05664 193 94 59 40
13 I bet he got the office with a window sill. 1.7202 0.05320 193 87 73 33
14 You're probably wondering how I called you all here. 1.7165 0.05833 194 99 51 44
15 You couldn't be any worse than the previous Bush. 1.7027 0.06003 185 97 46 42
16 I preferred the elder Bush. 1.6995 0.06113 183 98 42 43
17 Five years ago she was just a branch manager 1.6978 0.05789 182 91 55 36
18 Finally, a CEO who doesn't suck all the oxygen out of the room. 1.6944 0.05795 180 90 55 35
19 I think he was more effective as a branch manager. 1.6889 0.05751 180 90 56 34
20 We hired him to appeal to perennials. 1.6872 0.05671 179 88 59 32
21 I hear she pollinated her way to the top. 1.6802 0.06210 172 93 41 38
22 These are not the paid leaves I was hoping for. 1.6765 0.05994 170 88 49 33
23 He worked his way from the ground up. 1.6746 0.05848 169 85 54 30
24 Be patient. He'll grow on you. 1.6707 0.05598 167 80 62 25
25 Before the election I would have said he was under-qualified. 1.6686 0.06432 169 96 33 40
26 He worked his way from the ground up. 1.6686 0.05858 169 86 53 30
27 Don't worry. He'll be out by the end of Autumn... 1.6646 0.05947 164 84 51 29
28 Just a friendly reminder, no dogs allowed at the company picnic. 1.6646 0.05884 164 83 53 28
29 I thought we only hired Ivy League 1.6646 0.05884 164 83 53 28
30 Just last week I was adorning the lobby of Trump Tower. Now I'm the new Secretary of the Interior. 1.6626 0.06289 163 89 40 34
31 Who swiped my watering can, and WHO CHANGED THE BOY-GIRL, BOY-GIRL SEATING ?? 1.6562 0.06638 160 93 29 38
32 Well he can't be worse than the last Bush... 1.6541 0.06495 159 90 34 35
33 He can't really answer any questions about the annual report -- he's a perennial. 1.6541 0.06371 159 88 38 33
34 He's the branch manager. 1.6519 0.06019 158 82 49 27
35 Here comes the talk again about remembering our roots. 1.6456 0.06095 158 84 46 28
36 You can call me Herb. 1.6410 0.06363 156 87 38 31
37 Let's all welcome Herb, our new plant manager. 1.6364 0.05886 154 79 52 23
38 Look who got the window office. 1.6364 0.06168 154 83 44 27
39 All memos will now be refered to as leaflets 1.6316 0.05954 152 79 50 23
40 Good afternoon. Today we'll be discussing our hedge funds. 1.6216 0.05864 148 76 52 20
41 I have to admit it, replacing Mr. Trump was not that difficult. 1.6190 0.06916 147 90 23 34
42 She's been in a vegetative state since the election. 1.6190 0.06428 147 83 37 27
43 All he talks about is growth. 1.6190 0.06355 147 82 39 26
44 Apparently, he's here to provide a much-needed breath of fresh air. 1.6190 0.06206 147 80 43 24
45 He worked his way up from the reception desk. 1.6164 0.06393 146 82 38 26
46 I think we were all expecting a little more growth this quarter. 1.6164 0.06012 146 77 48 21
47 Let's not forget I worked my way from the ground up. 1.6164 0.06539 146 84 34 28
48 He's the new branch manager. 1.6164 0.06243 146 80 42 24
49 This is our new plant manager. 1.6149 0.06178 148 81 43 24
50 Same agenda as last week -- root causes, stem cell research, and leaves of absence. 1.6138 0.06204 145 79 43 23
51 It could be worse. Moses took orders from a burning bush. 1.6138 0.05887 145 75 51 19
52 He's from an Ivy League school. 1.6111 0.06004 144 76 48 20
53 Careful what you say. I think he's a plant. 1.6111 0.06664 126 69 37 20
54 When he said we were meeting about the new plant, this wasnt what I expected... 1.6084 0.06434 143 81 37 25
55 I am offering you all the opportunity to invest in my hedge fund. 1.6084 0.06201 143 78 43 22
56 I think it's time we open more branches 1.6084 0.06357 143 80 39 24
57 Given recent events, another bush being in charge doesn't seem so bad. 1.6084 0.06586 143 83 33 27
58 We're going paperless, effective immediately. 1.6084 0.06586 143 83 33 27
59 As your new CEO, my first executive decision is to move our table next to the window. 1.6084 0.06586 143 83 33 27
60 Please welcome our new Hedge Fund manager. 1.6084 0.06279 143 79 41 23
61 Perhaps you could wipe that smirk off your face, Elaine, and tell us all what is so amusing about the fact that I did indeed soil myself... 1.6056 0.06551 142 82 34 26
62 I think he got to this position through graft. 1.6056 0.06238 142 78 42 22
63 He started from the ground up. 1.6048 0.06757 124 69 35 20
64 He started as a branch manager. 1.6045 0.06532 134 75 37 22
65 They said they were sending over a new plant manager. 1.6028 0.06514 141 81 35 25
66 I hear he interned at a hedge fund. 1.6028 0.06514 141 81 35 25
67 When you said you'd take "any Bush" over Trump, you could've been more specific. 1.5942 0.06393 138 78 38 22
68 And despite all the dirt he still became CEO. 1.5942 0.05876 138 72 50 16
69 Actually, we've never had anyone ask for a glass ceiling before. 1.5942 0.06794 138 83 28 27
70 Let me clear the air: although technically a Millennial and a shrub, I do self-identify as a Perennial. 1.5942 0.06226 138 76 42 20
71 It wasn't me. I only pass oxygen. 1.5912 0.06838 137 83 27 27
72 I move we smoke it. 1.5870 0.06801 138 84 27 27
73 Meteoric rise. He started on a secretary's desk. 1.5821 0.06725 134 80 30 24
74 Say what you will , but he is the best plant manager we have ever had 1.5821 0.06204 134 74 42 18
75 Ladies, and Gentlemen, I represent the hedge fund that just bought you out." 1.5789 0.06768 133 80 29 24
76 Housekeeping accidentally leaves a plant in the CEO’s chair – 4th quarter profits soar and senior staff note a vast improvement in the quality of executive meetings. 1.5789 0.07016 133 83 23 27
77 What's the dirt on the new guy? 1.5789 0.06151 133 73 43 17
78 The good news is by moving it to the south side of the table, we have seen a lot more growth. 1.5769 0.06355 130 73 39 18
79 Of course HE gets the window office with the good sun. 1.5769 0.06261 130 72 41 17
80 Everyone told us not to worry-----this could never happen. 1.5769 0.06981 130 80 25 25
81 Next item – company holidays: Labor Day is out and Arbor Day is in. 1.5769 0.06067 130 70 45 15
82 Another Ivy League chairman? 1.5769 0.06540 130 75 35 20
83 Allow me to clear the air. 1.5758 0.06373 132 75 38 19
84 You're probably wondering how I called you all here. 1.5736 0.06764 129 77 30 22
85 My roots in this company go deep and I look forward to sunnier days ahead. 1.5736 0.06105 129 70 44 15
86 Just like you, I want to make this transition as organic as possible. 1.5736 0.06301 129 72 40 17
87 The company welcomes its new CEO, who narrowly defeated a woman for the position. 1.5736 0.06853 129 78 28 23
88 Please allow me to take a moment to explain the many November-April gaps on my résumé. 1.5736 0.06583 129 75 34 20
89 You've gotta hand it to him. He sucks the carbon dioxide out of the room. 1.5703 0.06532 128 74 35 19
90 Before we begin may I have a glass of water? 1.5703 0.06626 128 75 33 20
91 We began with a little seed money... look at us now. 1.5703 0.05941 128 68 47 13
92 Are we still moving the plant to Mexico? 1.5703 0.06809 128 77 29 22
93 Another President Bush? 1.5703 0.06626 128 75 33 20
94 I thought we moved all of our plants to China." 1.5703 0.06809 128 77 29 22
95 Finally, someone who doesn't suck the oxygen out of our meetings. 1.5703 0.07075 128 80 23 25
96 Honestly, I never thought it would get elected 1.5703 0.06899 128 78 27 23
97 Careful what you say, I think he is a corporate plant. 1.5669 0.06575 127 74 34 19
98 I’d like to see us double our CO2 emissions by the end of next quarter. 1.5635 0.06522 126 73 35 18
99 He manages a ton of other branches, too. 1.5635 0.06714 126 75 31 20
100 God not another Bush 1.5625 0.07081 128 81 22 25
101 Sadly, no, it's not the most insane thing I've seen this week. 1.5600 0.07130 125 79 22 24
102 That's the new plant manager. 1.5600 0.06054 125 68 44 13
103 Bush recommended him. 1.5600 0.06947 125 77 26 22
104 I've seen him standing around in corners here and there, but I had no idea he was the plant manager. 1.5600 0.06853 125 76 28 21
105 Daddy was a hedge fund. 1.5565 0.06994 124 77 25 22
106 When they said this meeting was going to be about the new plant, I'd imagined something quite different. 1.5565 0.06608 124 73 33 18
107 The chair has the flora. 1.5528 0.06652 123 73 32 18
108 I'd like you to meet our plant manager 1.5528 0.06850 123 75 28 20
109 You can't get rid of me that easily, people. I'm a perennial. 1.5517 0.06745 116 68 32 16
110 He used to run a branch office 1.5455 0.06428 121 70 36 15
111 It may be our annual meeting, but it's a perennial problem. 1.5455 0.06639 121 72 32 17
112 I see you've turned my father into a table 1.5455 0.07235 121 78 20 23
113 I will miss you all. I have been appointed Trump's Secretary of Agriculture. 1.5455 0.06843 121 74 28 19
114 I suppose you're wondering how I called you all here today. 1.5455 0.06742 121 73 30 18
115 We're expecting significant growth. 1.5439 0.06371 114 64 38 12
116 Just call me Herb. 1.5417 0.06684 120 72 31 17
117 I want all reports on my windowsill before noon. 1.5417 0.06991 120 75 25 20
118 Annual meeting with the plant supervisor 1.5417 0.06578 120 71 33 16
119 ...and I'll need your suggestions before autumn. 1.5378 0.06622 119 71 32 16
120 I think this guy's a plant. 1.5378 0.07039 119 75 24 20
121 Coffee all around, and water the chairman. 1.5378 0.06291 119 68 38 13
122 Another biodiversity hire. 1.5378 0.06834 119 73 28 18
123 I give him six months. Less if we forget to water him. 1.5339 0.06667 118 71 31 16
124 Apparently he's one of the Bush family. 1.5339 0.06985 118 74 25 19
125 As you are all aware, I am a big fan of hedge funds" 1.5339 0.06446 118 69 35 14
126 I thought Phil O. Dendron was an alias. 1.5339 0.07088 118 75 23 20
127 We anticipate significant growth in the second quarter 1.5339 0.06446 118 69 35 14
128 She manages our hedge fund. 1.5339 0.06557 118 70 33 15
129 I have soiled myself. 1.5339 0.06775 118 72 29 17
130 Welcome, plant managers 1.5299 0.06374 117 68 36 13
131 As you can see, I am fully qualified to be your new plant manager. 1.5299 0.07138 117 75 22 20
132 Looks like they've brought the Bush administration back. 1.5299 0.06928 117 73 26 18
133 Obviously a plant. 1.5299 0.06601 117 70 32 15
134 Here comes the annual's report. 1.5299 0.06712 117 71 30 16
135 I can't stop thinking he might be a plant. 1.5299 0.06821 117 72 28 17
136 That would explain the Miracle-Gro in the vending machines. 1.5299 0.06374 117 68 36 13
137 I wish I had been nicer to it in the elevator coming up. 1.5294 0.06295 119 69 37 13
138 Apparently he came up in a hedge fund. 1.5294 0.06407 119 70 35 14
139 Well, why not? The last CEO was just nuts. 1.5294 0.06295 119 69 37 13
140 Which bathroom will you use? 1.5294 0.06732 119 73 29 17
141 Be careful what you say; I think he's a plant. 1.5259 0.06758 116 71 29 16
142 Who wants to be my new Branch Manager? 1.5259 0.06868 116 72 27 17
143 Of course he got the promotion -- he's got dirt on everyone. 1.5259 0.06299 116 67 37 12
144 I wonder what his second wish would have been. . . 1.5259 0.07188 116 75 21 20
145 Millennials might support this idea but perennials will not. 1.5259 0.06646 116 70 31 15
146 He declined direct compensation..... but did request indirect sunlight. 1.5259 0.06299 116 67 37 12
147 So, is this your first ficus group? 1.5259 0.06868 116 72 27 17
148 He favors hedging. 1.5259 0.06416 116 68 35 13
149 You're probably wondering how I asked you all to this meeting... 1.5259 0.06868 116 72 27 17
150 Can you really be Chairman when you're still illegal in 22 states? 1.5217 0.06459 115 68 34 13
151 He's not even Ivy League. 1.5217 0.06095 115 65 40 10
152 My main objective here is growth. 1.5217 0.06459 115 68 34 13
153 Be respectful. He was just elected President. 1.5217 0.07239 115 75 20 20
154 It's as if Donald never left 1.5217 0.07133 115 74 22 19
155 Ten years on the job, Johnson, and you still haven't blossomed. 1.5217 0.06691 115 70 30 15
156 Before we start, does anyone else need more water? 1.5217 0.06459 115 68 34 13
157 She uprooted her family for this job. 1.5217 0.06459 115 68 34 13
158 OK, we've gone green. Now what ? 1.5217 0.06804 115 71 28 16
159 Be careful what you say; I think he's a plant. 1.5217 0.06915 115 72 26 17
160 He's planning a hosta takeover. 1.5217 0.06804 115 71 28 16
161 I heard that he was involved in some graft in his past. 1.5175 0.06963 114 72 25 17
162 I think he's a bit green to be running a company. 1.5175 0.06259 114 66 37 11
163 When I suggested that a little pot might help us think better, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.5175 0.06963 114 72 25 17
164 Meet our new branch manager. 1.5175 0.06737 114 70 29 15
165 Maybe he'll grow into the job. 1.5175 0.06134 114 65 39 10
166 He's only here because his father is this table. 1.5175 0.06963 114 72 25 17
167 Suddenly having a bush in charge didn't seem so bad. 1.5175 0.06621 114 69 31 14
168 He's a little green for a CEO. 1.5175 0.06502 114 68 33 13
169 So much for machines taking over the world. 1.5175 0.06851 114 71 27 16
170 Who knew he was a pothead? 1.5138 0.07093 109 69 24 16
171 First off, anyone thirsty? Need more light? 1.5135 0.06509 111 66 33 12
172 I think he's full of fertilizer. 1.5133 0.06666 113 69 30 14
173 I'm being transferred to our field office. 1.5133 0.06666 113 69 30 14
174 This new guy looks like he is straight from the nursery. 1.5133 0.06666 113 69 30 14
175 Well, this looks promising...his dad was a real stick in the mud. 1.5133 0.07234 113 74 20 19
176 And this is a scale model of our new plant. 1.5133 0.07234 113 74 20 19
177 Not another Bush. 1.5133 0.07234 113 74 20 19
178 Can we get you something...coffee, water, light? 1.5133 0.06666 113 69 30 14
179 I think he's a plant from Corporate. 1.5133 0.06666 113 69 30 14
180 So, are we just going to stare at it or are we going to smoke it already? 1.5130 0.07027 115 74 23 18
181 He's a seasonal employee. 1.5130 0.06342 115 68 35 12
182 Before we get started, anyone need water? 1.5091 0.06425 110 65 34 11
183 He's keeping his promise to bring back plants that went overseas. 1.5089 0.06830 112 70 27 15
184 I'm glad I voted for legalization. 1.5089 0.06590 112 68 31 13
185 Finally, leadership that doesn't suck all the oxygen from the room. 1.5089 0.06213 112 65 37 10
186 The good news is I've experience 20% growth in the last quarter. 1.5089 0.06467 112 67 33 12
187 Obviously, this guy is a corporate plant. 1.5089 0.06947 112 71 25 16
188 We're sorry sir. We just don't think the country is ready for another Bush presidency. 1.5089 0.07395 112 75 17 20
189 He always sucks all the oxygen out of the room. 1.5089 0.06947 112 71 25 16
190 Well, at least we've broken the grass ceiling. 1.5089 0.07061 112 72 23 17
191 Never saw it coming, all our data pointed to a Hosta takeover. 1.5089 0.06711 112 69 29 14
192 Have we pushed diversity too far? 1.5089 0.06711 112 69 29 14
193 Give him some time, he might grow into the position. 1.5089 0.06590 112 68 31 13
194 A few years ago he was just a plant manager. 1.5088 0.06261 114 67 36 11
195 He's our new plant manager! 1.5054 0.07272 93 57 25 11
196 Anybody not finishing their water? 1.5045 0.06877 111 70 26 15
197 What he lacks in charisma, he makes up for with several key nutrients. 1.5045 0.06510 111 67 32 12
198 I could see myself growing here. 1.5045 0.06383 111 66 34 11
199 I guess this means there won't be a salad option for lunch. 1.5045 0.07111 111 72 22 17
200 We've brought in a growth specialist. 1.5045 0.06510 111 67 32 12
201 New growth is very important to me. 1.5045 0.06757 111 69 28 14
202 He was pruned for this 1.5044 0.06301 113 67 35 11
203 All those in favor of adding Arbor Day to our holiday schedule, say aye. 1.5000 0.06853 114 73 25 16
204 Remember when we promised to elect the company geranium president when the Cubs win the Series? 1.4954 0.07094 109 71 22 16
205 We're looking for seed money. 1.4954 0.06468 109 66 32 11
206 10 bucks says the next vote is about either sunlight or water. 1.4953 0.06556 107 65 31 11
207 Sorry I'm late, but compost happens. 1.4953 0.06820 107 67 27 13
208 Frankly, I would have preferred a woman. 1.4953 0.07438 107 72 17 18
209 Excellent growth this quarter! 1.4953 0.06420 107 64 33 10
210 Watch what you say, it could be a plant from corporate. 1.4953 0.06556 107 65 31 11
211 Be careful, he may be a plant. 1.4953 0.06948 107 68 25 14
212 He's supposed to be an expert on growth. 1.4953 0.06820 107 67 27 13
213 Probably one of those Ivy Leaguers. 1.4953 0.07073 107 69 23 15
214 I always breathe a little easier when he's around. 1.4953 0.06281 107 63 35 9
215 He gave most of the seed money. 1.4953 0.06820 107 67 27 13
216 He changed his title from COO to CO2. 1.4953 0.07073 107 69 23 15
217 Before we start the meeting, I'd like to take a moment of silence to reflect and photosynthesize. 1.4953 0.06689 107 66 29 12
218 I worked my way up from the mailroom windowsill. 1.4953 0.06689 107 66 29 12
219 Maybe he'll grow in office. 1.4953 0.07073 107 69 23 15
220 Another blooming idiot! 1.4953 0.06556 107 65 31 11
221 He's a plant from corporate. 1.4953 0.07197 107 70 21 16
222 Don't worry, she'll grow on you. 1.4953 0.06420 107 64 33 10
223 We should watch what we say around him. I think he's a plant. 1.4953 0.06281 107 63 35 9
224 --and yet, we get more done than Congress. 1.4953 0.07197 107 70 21 16
225 I'd like to start with everyone taking a deep breath and exhaling toward me.... 1.4953 0.06689 107 66 29 12
226 Does anyone else need water? 1.4953 0.07318 107 71 19 17
227 As you can see, third quarter growth has been strong. 1.4906 0.06735 106 66 28 12
228 I hear he came from a hedge fund 1.4906 0.06463 106 64 32 10
229 When I started here, I was just a plant manager. 1.4906 0.06997 106 68 24 14
230 Careful what you say. He may be a plant. 1.4906 0.06463 106 64 32 10
231 Just imagine what we could do with more seed money 1.4906 0.06463 106 64 32 10
232 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you again for participating in this ficus group. 1.4906 0.07249 106 70 20 16
233 Alright folks, that should wrap it up. Would one of you turn my chair toward the window on the way out? 1.4906 0.06601 106 65 30 11
234 The hedge funds are moving in. 1.4906 0.07612 106 73 14 19
235 You think I'm successful? My Dad's a hedge fund! 1.4906 0.07124 106 69 22 15
236 Did anybody remember to bring the rolling papers? 1.4906 0.06867 106 67 26 13
237 Who knew when I said a potted plant could do a better job, I'd be right? 1.4906 0.06867 106 67 26 13
238 He worked his way up from plant manager. 1.4906 0.06322 106 63 34 9
239 See what an Ivy League education can do for you? 1.4906 0.06322 106 63 34 9
240 I've will not tolerate anymore talk of "moving the plant overseas." 1.4906 0.07493 106 72 16 18
241 Intel strongly suspects that one of us in this room is a plant. 1.4906 0.06997 106 68 24 14
242 They say the CEO hand-picked him. 1.4906 0.06322 106 63 34 9
243 They don't call this a hedge fund for nothing. 1.4906 0.07124 106 69 22 15
244 I've called you here today to explain why we have not yet filled the position of Plant Manager. 1.4906 0.06867 106 67 26 13
245 I'm so glad we didn't elect another old white guy. 1.4906 0.06322 106 63 34 9
246 Well, they always did say a potted plant could do the job. 1.4906 0.06867 106 67 26 13
247 Nepotism. His father's the head of the plant. 1.4906 0.06735 106 66 28 12
248 The ficus group loved him. 1.4860 0.06946 107 69 24 14
249 It seems leadership has become a perennial problem! 1.4860 0.06946 107 69 24 14
250 All in favor of more natural light say "aye". 1.4860 0.07072 107 70 22 15
251 He's the new branch manager. 1.4857 0.06916 105 67 25 13
252 - "Whatever you say, don't question his roots." 1.4857 0.06364 105 63 33 9
253 I knew it...it's a hosta takeover. 1.4857 0.06916 105 67 25 13
254 He is responsible for the seed money..... 1.4857 0.07047 105 68 23 14
255 I was skeptical at first, but he's starting to grow on me. 1.4857 0.06070 105 61 37 7
256 The decision was unanimous--you're the new plant manager. 1.4857 0.06916 105 67 25 13
257 Focus group? Looks like a ficus group to me. 1.4857 0.06916 105 67 25 13
258 I'm definitely committed to solar. 1.4857 0.06916 105 67 25 13
259 I'll begin by thanking all my colleagues in the branch office. 1.4857 0.06782 105 66 27 12
260 I'd like to report another quarter of growth 1.4857 0.06646 105 65 29 11
261 Here's the deal--you give me carbon dioxide, I give you oxygen. 1.4857 0.07047 105 68 23 14
262 Watch what you say. It may be a plant. 1.4857 0.07047 105 68 23 14
263 Why am I the only one focused on growth? 1.4857 0.06506 105 64 31 10
264 I wonder if this is about a hedge fund. 1.4857 0.06782 105 66 27 12
265 "Are we sure this is what a decision tree is? ' 1.4857 0.07302 105 70 19 16
266 No coffee for me, just a water and indirect sunlight would be great. 1.4857 0.07047 105 68 23 14
267 We're going paperless. 1.4808 0.07098 104 68 22 14
268 Should we offer him some water? 1.4808 0.06691 104 65 28 11
269 Enough about me - let's discuss the other branches. 1.4808 0.06691 104 65 28 11
270 What does he mean when he says it's time to 'prune staff'? 1.4808 0.06691 104 65 28 11
271 Are you kidding me? There's another BUSH in charge? 1.4808 0.06829 104 66 26 12
272 Now that I've cleared the air, let's move on to new business. 1.4808 0.06965 104 67 24 13
273 No one thought to get me some water, seriously? 1.4808 0.07482 104 71 16 17
274 It was supposed to be a joke—but this is what we voted for. 1.4808 0.07356 104 70 18 16
275 At least he doesn't suck all the oxygen from the room. 1.4808 0.06691 104 65 28 11
276 I hear he wants to open a new Branch 1.4808 0.06691 104 65 28 11
277 He doesn't look like much, but they say he really knows hedge funds. 1.4808 0.06965 104 67 24 13
278 It figures. Anything but a woman in charge. 1.4757 0.07410 103 70 17 16
279 We haven’t seen this kind of growth in years. 1.4757 0.06449 103 63 31 9
280 I’ve decided to leave to start a hedge fund. 1.4757 0.06877 103 66 25 12
281 So anything can become President? 1.4757 0.07281 103 69 19 15
282 I wouldn't have voted for it if I had actually thought it would win.... 1.4757 0.07410 103 70 17 16
283 No, YOU tell him he has aphids. 1.4757 0.07281 103 69 19 15
284 Nominate the fern, you said. It will be funny, you said. 1.4757 0.07014 103 67 23 13
285 The name's O'Dendron. But, you can call me Phil. 1.4757 0.07014 103 67 23 13
286 Well, at least he is not sucking all the oxygen out of the room. 1.4757 0.07149 103 68 21 14
287 Yes, it is time to discuss hedge funds. 1.4712 0.06962 104 68 23 13
288 Not the meteoric-rise-from-office-decor speech again. 1.4706 0.06784 102 65 26 11
289 I've been out in the field much too long. 1.4706 0.06639 102 64 28 10
290 All he ever talks about is legalizing marijuana" 1.4706 0.07200 102 68 20 14
291 I heard he wants to open a whole new branch 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
292 We're going to build a hedge. 1.4706 0.07334 102 69 18 15
293 One of you will be my next plant manager. 1.4706 0.07064 102 67 22 13
294 Get ready for the "hedge our bets" joke again. 1.4706 0.07064 102 67 22 13
295 Let's never forget that this company was started with seed money. 1.4706 0.07064 102 67 22 13
296 and they said we had to worry about the robots taking over 1.4706 0.06639 102 64 28 10
297 Don't say anything. I think it's a plant. 1.4706 0.07200 102 68 20 14
298 Think of me as another Bush running for president. 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
299 Just call me Herb. 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
300 Well at least we got rid of the dead wood. 1.4706 0.06784 102 65 26 11
301 Maybe he'll grow into the position. 1.4706 0.06784 102 65 26 11
302 I'm a perennial not a millennial. 1.4706 0.06340 102 62 32 8
303 Let me guess....growth. 1.4706 0.06491 102 63 30 9
304 It's been pruned. That must mean cutbacks. 1.4706 0.06340 102 62 32 8
305 Magna cum laude, Trump University. 1.4706 0.07334 102 69 18 15
306 It shouldn't take much digging to find some dirt on this one. 1.4706 0.06491 102 63 30 9
307 He's going to bore us again with the story of how he worked his way up from plant manager. 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
308 At least it's not a Bush! 1.4706 0.07594 102 71 14 17
309 Who else wants water? 1.4706 0.06639 102 64 28 10
310 Uh oh. Here come the perennial cutbacks. 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
311 It was a struggle, but I broke the grass ceiling. 1.4706 0.07064 102 67 22 13
312 The problem, sir, is you. We elected you to a five-year term but you're an annual. 1.4706 0.06784 102 65 26 11
313 This explains the quick change over to full spectrum lighting. 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
314 Here at FTD, we have a somewhat different view of diversity. 1.4653 0.06535 101 63 29 9
315 Don't hold your breath, he needs the CO2. 1.4653 0.06974 101 66 23 12
316 Before we start, can I get a little water? 1.4653 0.06974 101 66 23 12
317 Perhaps next time you'll take a cursory look at qualifications before you vote Green. 1.4653 0.07115 101 67 21 13
318 This guy takes all the oxygen out of the room. 1.4653 0.07388 101 69 17 15
319 I''m sure you're all wondering why you've brought me here. 1.4653 0.07115 101 67 21 13
320 I think he might be a plant. 1.4653 0.06684 101 64 27 10
321 Good morning...I'm your new plant manager. 1.4653 0.07115 101 67 21 13
322 This was the choice after the ham sandwich got indicted. 1.4653 0.07521 101 70 15 16
323 Can I get you some water? 1.4653 0.06684 101 64 27 10
324 We can't keep moving our plants to Mexico. 1.4653 0.06381 101 62 31 8
325 It's not a nightmare, we actually elected him. 1.4653 0.07388 101 69 17 15
326 I'd like to start this meeting by asking one of you to pass me a glass of water. 1.4653 0.06974 101 66 23 12
327 Now, before we start, could someone please get me some water? 1.4653 0.06381 101 62 31 8
328 He's just a placeholder until we find someone willing to put down roots. 1.4653 0.06684 101 64 27 10
329 He really brings a breath of fresh air to the office. 1.4653 0.07115 101 67 21 13
330 Eventually, the mix-up was discovered. Mr. Fitzgerald was found in the corner of his office, freshly watered, and away from direct sunlight. 1.4653 0.06831 101 65 25 11
331 Pssst...I keep forgetting. Is our boss an annual or a perennial? 1.4653 0.06831 101 65 25 11
332 My sources tell me that he comes potted to every meeting. 1.4653 0.06974 101 66 23 12
333 C'mon people, am I the only one photosynthesizing here? 1.4608 0.06921 102 67 23 12
334 Given the outcome, another bush looks pretty good 1.4600 0.07166 100 67 20 13
335 We used to be run by big tobacco. 1.4600 0.06878 100 65 24 11
336 Still a better leader than Trump. 1.4600 0.07306 100 68 18 14
337 Ficus group 1.4600 0.06264 100 61 32 7
338 Looks like the company finally decided to go green. 1.4600 0.06578 100 63 28 9
339 Give her credit. She worked hard and broke through the grass ceiling. 1.4600 0.07024 100 66 22 12
340 We need to start trimming the staff. 1.4600 0.06730 100 64 26 10
341 I guess that's one way to clear the air. 1.4574 0.06876 94 60 25 9
342 I just love having an office full of humans. It's so colorful and adds carbon dioxide to the air. 1.4554 0.06825 101 66 24 11
343 That's the new plant manager. 1.4545 0.07074 99 66 21 12
344 The Bush Administration 1.4545 0.07074 99 66 21 12
345 Certainly looks smarter than our last CEO. 1.4545 0.06622 99 63 27 9
346 One day you're at the head of the table, the next you are the table. 1.4545 0.06926 99 65 23 11
347 Oh sure, plant yourself at the head of the table and suddenly you're in charge. 1.4545 0.07359 99 68 17 14
348 He's a little green but has been groomed for leadership. 1.4500 0.07300 100 69 17 14
349 At least it won't take all the oxygen in the room. 1.4500 0.07017 100 67 21 12
350 At least the Chief has been experiencing record growth this year 1.4490 0.06822 98 64 24 10
351 Finally, a true outsider. 1.4490 0.07270 98 67 18 13
352 Be careful, I think she's a plant. 1.4490 0.06822 98 64 24 10
353 This was the only candidate who predicted growth in the next quarter. 1.4490 0.06666 98 63 26 9
354 They say he's very focused on growth. 1.4490 0.06666 98 63 26 9
355 The Board thought we needed more biodiversity. 1.4490 0.06822 98 64 24 10
356 Give me some sage advice. 1.4490 0.06507 98 62 28 8
357 Well at least he's pro-growth. 1.4479 0.06433 96 60 29 7
358 He looks too green to run the company. 1.4479 0.06260 96 59 31 6
359 Jenkins, when I asked you to find who is the plant in this room, I had something else in mind. 1.4479 0.06925 96 63 23 10
360 I never trusted him- he always seemed like a plant. 1.4479 0.07082 96 64 21 11
361 This new guy's pretty green. 1.4479 0.06925 96 63 23 10
362 My first initiative is to make us paperless. 1.4479 0.07235 96 65 19 12
363 The growth opportunity can't be denied 1.4479 0.06925 96 63 23 10
364 We could be waiting a while before the new appointment bears fruit. 1.4479 0.06433 96 60 29 7
365 First order of business: could you please move me a little closer to the window? 1.4479 0.07082 96 64 21 11
366 I'm the new plant manager. 1.4479 0.07235 96 65 19 12
367 The rumors are true. I'm leaving. 1.4444 0.06908 90 58 24 8
368 Oh no, he's potted again. 1.4421 0.07589 95 67 14 14
369 Best meeting we've ever had. 1.4421 0.07589 95 67 14 14
370 He's the only one in the company who can produce anything. 1.4421 0.07288 95 65 18 12
371 As to which bathroom I will be using . . . 1.4421 0.07589 95 67 14 14
372 Clearly, there's growth potential 1.4421 0.05542 95 55 38 2
373 Before we begin, I would like to thank you all for legalizing me. 1.4421 0.07133 95 64 20 11
374 Mark only got the corner office because he "needs more light". 1.4421 0.06811 95 62 24 9
375 As plant manager, I’d like to discuss the possibility of investing in hedge funds. 1.4421 0.07735 95 68 12 15
376 And that's the miracle of the secret ballot 1.4421 0.07288 95 65 18 12
377 Somebody get me a glass of water. 1.4421 0.06645 95 61 26 8
378 If you're all wondering why I've called this meeting, I can tell you the rumors are true: I'm leaving. 1.4421 0.06974 95 63 22 10
379 'New branch manager looks a little green.' 1.4421 0.07288 95 65 18 12
380 I don't trust him. He could be a plant. 1.4421 0.07589 95 67 14 14
381 I can't believe he came to the board meeting potted. 1.4421 0.07133 95 64 20 11
382 We're going paper-free 1.4421 0.07288 95 65 18 12
383 Started in medical, switched to recreational. 1.4362 0.07341 94 65 17 12
384 ...and yes, it's true, I worked my way up from plant manager.... 1.4362 0.06689 94 61 25 8
385 The problem, sir, is you. We elected you to a five year term and you're an annual. 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
386 The new CEO either needs a urologist or a coaster. 1.4362 0.07795 94 68 11 15
387 At least he doesn't suck all the air out of the room. 1.4362 0.06689 94 61 25 8
388 First I propose we get rid of the salad bar in the company cafeteria. 1.4362 0.07023 94 63 21 10
389 We always said he could be replaced by a potted plant. 1.4362 0.07023 94 63 21 10
390 I heard he's a corporate plant. 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
391 Oh, man, did I get potted last night! 1.4362 0.07341 94 65 17 12
392 If we want this takeover, I'm going to need more dirt. 1.4362 0.07023 94 63 21 10
393 I'm going to take an office with a southern exposure. 1.4362 0.05966 94 57 33 4
394 Perennial meeting of plant managers. 1.4362 0.07023 94 63 21 10
395 Of course he's in favor of a paperless office. 1.4362 0.07023 94 63 21 10
396 This is what we get for legalizing marijuana. 1.4362 0.07496 94 66 15 13
397 I hear he's big on solar. 1.4362 0.06858 94 62 23 9
398 The Bylaws clearly imply that if someone's in a persistent vegetative state, he can be replaced by a simple 2/3 vote of the Board. 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
399 I said we needed some FOCUS 1.4362 0.07341 94 65 17 12
400 Allow me to introduce our new Plant Manager. 1.4362 0.07496 94 66 15 13
401 I heard it was sent from the main branch. 1.4362 0.06858 94 62 23 9
402 We've never had a Hosta take-over before. 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
403 But first we'll hear from the Plant Manager! 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
404 Looks like growth has been good this quarter. 1.4362 0.07023 94 63 21 10
405 When we said a potted plant could do a better job we meant it 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
406 Let's not beat around anything during this meeting. 1.4362 0.06155 94 58 31 5
407 Looks like Bob got some sun. 1.4362 0.06689 94 61 25 8
408 So are we going to just stare at it or are we gonna roll some sweet sticky buds and get lit? 1.4362 0.07647 94 67 13 14
409 You think it's an FBI plant? 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
410 Do not be misled by my persistent vegetative state. 1.4301 0.06558 93 60 26 7
411 What a snob, he wants to be called by his Latin name. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
412 If it asks you to get its coffee, remember: no cream, no sugar, just a dash of Miracle-Gro. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
413 Finally, a Chairman that doesn't suck the oxygen out of the room... 1.4301 0.06558 93 60 26 7
414 This must be the new plant manager. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
415 I'm living proof that we don't need to choose between opening more branches and remaining true to our roots. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
416 Careful... He's a plant 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
417 All right, people, we really need to ficus here. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
418 Careful, I think the new guy is a plant. 1.4301 0.06558 93 60 26 7
419 Be careful, it could be a plant. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
420 Be careful, he may be a plant. 1.4301 0.07396 93 65 16 12
421 "He's done very well, but then, he is an Invasive". 1.4301 0.06377 93 59 28 6
422 Does everyone have enough water? 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
423 I think our new CEO is a plant from corporate. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
424 Lastly, I take offense at your suggestions I step down. I am a perennial favorite. 1.4301 0.06558 93 60 26 7
425 Which one of you is the plant manager? 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
426 I think it's a Hosta takeover. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
427 Anyone else need more water? 1.4301 0.06558 93 60 26 7
428 Let us spray... 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
429 Do I look like a Money Tree to you people? 1.4301 0.06377 93 59 28 6
430 Talk about breaking the grass ceiling. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
431 He worked his way up from the front desk. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
432 I told you that even a potted plant could run this company. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
433 So, why the projection of slow growth until spring? 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
434 Our focus will be on growth. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
435 Could I please have a glass of water? 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
436 Before we begin, is there anyone here who does not celebrate Arbor Day? 1.4301 0.07552 93 66 14 13
437 I don't want to hear about any more plant closings. 1.4301 0.07396 93 65 16 12
438 The hedge fund was a little short 1.4301 0.06558 93 60 26 7
439 He seems much smarter than our last boss. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
440 Apparently he's from a branch in Los Angeles. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
441 For starters, all meetings from here on in will be paperless. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
442 People, we need to start thinking outside the pot. 1.4301 0.06377 93 59 28 6
443 I could use a glass of water. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
444 This new CEO looks pretty green. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
445 He's always sucking the oxygen out of the room. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
446 I suppose, it is possible he'll grow into the job. 1.4301 0.06191 93 58 30 5
447 Do you think he's a plant? 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
448 I told you he was a plant. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
449 Let's take a photosynthesis break. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
450 The board was perplexed by the new chairman's request for a perennial review. 1.4301 0.07396 93 65 16 12
451 We don't have to like him, but we have to water him. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
452 Before we continue, would someone please get me a glass of water? 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
453 A little advice -- don't mention the aphids. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
454 Technically, I suppose, this keeps our plant in the U.S. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
455 Let me introduce myself. I'm the new plant manager. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
456 I knew her when she was a wallflower, 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
457 I think HR missed an important part of the 'Plant Manager' job description. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
458 First order of business, we're canceling, 'Dog Friendly Fridays' indefinitely. 1.4301 0.07705 93 67 12 14
459 First, let me say how honored I am to be the first openly potted plant named to this company's board. 1.4301 0.07552 93 66 14 13
460 Careful, he might be a plant. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
461 This might be the corporate 'plant' we were warned about. 1.4301 0.06191 93 58 30 5
462 The first order of business is to appoint a new plant manager. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
463 As my first order of business, we're replacing the table. He was my uncle. 1.4301 0.07552 93 66 14 13
464 This new CEO is starting to grow on me. 1.4271 0.06060 96 60 31 5
465 He hasn't had a creative thought since we pruned him. 1.4255 0.06504 94 61 26 7
466 I'm the new plant manager. 1.4255 0.07331 94 66 16 12
467 Careful what you say, he might be a plant. 1.4255 0.06847 94 63 22 9
468 I think it's time to think outside the pot. 1.4255 0.06142 94 59 30 5
469 I need you all to breathe more. 1.4239 0.06600 92 60 25 7
470 Who's the new Plant Manager? 1.4239 0.06416 92 59 27 6
471 Take it from me, money does not grow on trees. 1.4239 0.07288 92 64 17 11
472 I like everyone to meet the new plant manager 1.4239 0.07122 92 63 19 10
473 Who would have guessed that our competitor's plant in our plant was a plant. 1.4239 0.07764 92 67 11 14
474 Anyone else worried about the greenhouse effect? 1.4239 0.06778 92 61 23 8
475 You know, you can take Affirmative Action too far. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
476 Unlike my predecessor, I am a perennial. 1.4239 0.07609 92 66 13 13
477 Watch out for the new guy, I hear he's a plant from corporate. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
478 Well... it was either Trump, Clinton or this plant. I think they made the right choice. 1.4239 0.06778 92 61 23 8
479 Today I'd like to introduce everyone to our new plant manager. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
480 I called this meeting to clear the air. 1.4239 0.07764 92 67 11 14
481 On the plus side, it's a money tree. 1.4239 0.06600 92 60 25 7
482 Don't get the idea that I am just another ivy leaguer. 1.4239 0.07122 92 63 19 10
483 I guess we're going paperless. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
484 I suppose you're wondering why a potted plant would even want this job. 1.4239 0.07450 92 65 15 12
485 Hail to the leaf. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
486 Personally, I'm all for Hedge Funds. 1.4239 0.06600 92 60 25 7
487 Wow, he's really gone to pot. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
488 His uncle provided our seed money. 1.4239 0.06778 92 61 23 8
489 I know a plant when I see one. 1.4239 0.06600 92 60 25 7
490 Careful what you say. I think he's a plant. 1.4239 0.07288 92 64 17 11
491 Somebody didn't get watered last night... 1.4239 0.07609 92 66 13 13
492 Finally, I am seeing some real growth. 1.4176 0.06642 91 60 24 7
493 On the positive side, the new CEO will not suck the oxygen from the room. 1.4176 0.06456 91 59 26 6
494 We need to focus on our roots. 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
495 I suspected he was a plant. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
496 The annual meeting of the Board of Plant Parenthood will now come to order. 1.4176 0.06456 91 59 26 6
497 Watch what you say, rumor has it that one of our officers is a plant. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
498 I've got so much dirt on this guy. 1.4176 0.06823 91 61 22 8
499 When they said a Bush was going to head the committee, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.4176 0.07341 91 64 16 11
500 I think there's a plant among us. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
501 I heard he's a biodiversity hire. 1.4176 0.07341 91 64 16 11
502 They voted for change. 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
503 He's the new GMO. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
504 We are all going to miss Herb. 1.4176 0.07505 91 65 14 12
505 Now that we've broken the grass ceiling. 1.4176 0.07505 91 65 14 12
506 Well, so much for the grass ceiling. 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
507 All in favor of adding fertilizer to the vending machines, say 'aye.' 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
508 Thank God it's not a woman, right? 1.4176 0.07505 91 65 14 12
509 I can't help thinking this is a test. 1.4176 0.06823 91 61 22 8
510 Apparently, money started to grow on it. 1.4176 0.07341 91 64 16 11
511 No, really. Anyone can be president. 1.4176 0.07341 91 64 16 11
512 Careful what you say. He may be a plant. 1.4176 0.06642 91 60 24 7
513 All the ideas I'm hearing from you are garden-variety. 1.4176 0.06264 91 58 28 5
514 I want you to know how pleased I am to be back as an insider for another winter. 1.4176 0.06264 91 58 28 5
515 ...and c'mon, people... do I REALLY need to put my name on the plant-food in the break room fridge?? 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
516 He seems a little green if you ask me. 1.4176 0.06642 91 60 24 7
517 So much for waiting until he leaves. 1.4176 0.06456 91 59 26 6
518 I never thought I'd say this but doesn't a bush look good now? 1.4176 0.07341 91 64 16 11
519 We can all breathe easier now. 1.4176 0.06264 91 58 28 5
520 I think the new CEO may be a plant. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
521 Careful what you say, he's a plant. 1.4176 0.07341 91 64 16 11
522 After Trump, anything is possible. 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
523 Maybe he'll grow on us. 1.4176 0.06066 91 57 30 4
524 George was an unusual selection for CEO, but his family had deep roots in the industry. 1.4176 0.07824 91 67 10 14
525 Seems shady leadership is the new normal. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
526 Our new chairman is growing on me. 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
527 Call me paranoid, but I think he's a plant. 1.4111 0.07561 90 65 13 12
528 I think we should hedge. 1.4111 0.06098 90 57 29 4
529 Just a reminder, the office will be closed tomorrow for Arbor Day. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
530 I always said decriminalizing marijuana would just be the first step. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
531 Of course you control the board. And we control the watering can. 1.4111 0.07394 90 64 15 11
532 "I suspected all along that our Board Chairman was a plant". 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
533 Careful what you say, it could be a plant. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
534 Yes, fir. 1.4111 0.06869 90 61 21 8
535 Regrettably, to keep costs down, plans are underway to move the plant to Mexico. 1.4111 0.06300 90 58 27 5
536 Would anyone like some water? 1.4111 0.06869 90 61 21 8
537 I think he's a plant. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
538 Now we will hear directly from the Plant-Manager. 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
539 In short, ladies and gentlemen of the Board, while some see a storm as a time for taking cover, I see it as an opportunity. 1.4111 0.07394 90 64 15 11
540 Growth is our number one priority. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
541 He'll grow on you 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
542 We need to start thinking outside the pot. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
543 Sandy, I'm the potted plant that you suggested on Facebook could do a better job of running the company. 1.4111 0.07561 90 65 13 12
544 Sorry sir, that was rude of me. Not nip it in the bud...curb our spending. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
545 What makes you think that there's a plant inside the company, Allen? 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
546 President Trump was not available so he provided an equally qualified substitute. 1.4111 0.08041 90 68 7 15
547 Actually, this meeting is to go over the company's latest "plan." That was a typo. 1.4111 0.07561 90 65 13 12
548 Welcome to the annuals meeting. 1.4111 0.07394 90 64 15 11
549 As you can see, this idea still hasn't borne fruit. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
550 I'm the Plant manager 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
551 I'd watch what you say in front of him. I hear he's a corporate plant. 1.4111 0.07561 90 65 13 12
552 Watch what you say. I think it's a plant. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
553 Will someone please get me some water. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
554 Careful. Could be a plant. 1.4111 0.07394 90 64 15 11
555 ....and I don't want to hear anything more about HEDGE funds!! 1.4111 0.06869 90 61 21 8
556 On second thought, don't bring up about the need to trim back. 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
557 I know they told us not to worry about corporate espionage, but I think it's a plant. 1.4111 0.06300 90 58 27 5
558 I've been supplanted . 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
559 They say he’s the best, but he looks a little green. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
560 Based on the size of the office Christmas tree, we really did have a bad year. 1.4111 0.07884 90 67 9 14
561 Our top priority is growth. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
562 Not the first time he's shown up potted. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
563 Guess they went outside for new leadership. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
564 The first order of business now is to hire a new Plant Manager. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
565 We're going paperless. 1.4111 0.07561 90 65 13 12
566 As new plant manager, I'm announcing that we are going green. 1.4111 0.06869 90 61 21 8
567 I'm sorry the board has decided we need to turn over a new leaf. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
568 We would all like to know about the FICUS deduction on our pay stubs. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
569 I don't agree either, but the board wanted to go with someone from the outside. 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
570 Let's discuss our ficus score... 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
571 He's a heavy drinker. 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
572 I'm thinking of running for President. 1.4111 0.07561 90 65 13 12
573 nobody say anything,i think he's a plant. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
574 Watch what you say. I think it's a plant. 1.4096 0.07075 83 56 20 7
575 CEOs like that don't just grow on trees. 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
576 This is their idea of a new hedge fund manager? 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
577 Better watch what you say. I think he's a plant. 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
578 We are here to welcome out new Plant Manager. 1.4066 0.06985 91 63 19 9
579 I mean, are we the Board, or are we branch managers? 1.4045 0.06336 89 58 26 5
580 I must admit, I do see plenty of growth opportunities 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
581 Psst . . . It's time for the annuals report. 1.4045 0.06534 89 59 24 6
582 Management's been pushing perennial growth. 1.4045 0.05919 89 56 30 3
583 I wonder who's going to be the new plant manager. 1.4045 0.07274 89 63 16 10
584 When I grow, we grow. It's that simple. 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
585 No coffee, just water with a touch of fertilizer. 1.4045 0.06727 89 60 22 7
586 I hear he wants to call it a perennial report. 1.4045 0.07447 89 64 14 11
587 Due to some inherent life cycles, I am switching these boards meetings from annual to perennial. 1.4045 0.07274 89 63 16 10
588 Not bad for a former branch manager. 1.4045 0.06336 89 58 26 5
589 Can't we at least agree that biodiversity matters? 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
590 Our plans have yet to bear fruit. 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
591 I think this means we are going green. 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
592 So the environment finally got a place at the table? 1.4045 0.06336 89 58 26 5
593 FICO, FCU, FDIC, and now FICUS? 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
594 He was right: A potted plant would eventually replace him. 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
595 I don't trust him. I think he's a plant. 1.4023 0.07574 87 63 13 11
596 Well, this should get the environmentalists off our backs. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
597 The first order of business is ensuring this company becomes a paperless office 1.4023 0.07574 87 63 13 11
598 Our shareholders were complaining about a lack of biodiversity on the board. 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
599 So is this part of our sustainability initiative or our diversity campaign? 1.4023 0.07212 87 61 17 9
600 What is the plant manager up to now? 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
601 This year I want to focus on growth. 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
602 Hope it's pot. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
603 I'd appreciate it if we can move this chat to the water cooler. 1.4023 0.06428 87 57 25 5
604 I am the executive branch. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
605 Even Monsanto couldn't have seen this coming. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
606 I think if we moved her closer to the window she might grow into the job. 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
607 I hope this meeting's not bugged. 1.4023 0.06217 87 56 27 4
608 Can't anyone remember the magic word? 1.4023 0.07395 87 62 15 10
609 I guess we should cancel that salad order for lunch. 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
610 Before we get started, can we get you some water? 1.4023 0.07212 87 61 17 9
611 The last guy was axed. 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
612 He was obviously planted. 1.4023 0.06217 87 56 27 4
613 You're all fired. 1.4023 0.07574 87 63 13 11
614 I guess the rumors that I heard about this company going to pot were true 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
615 Hail to the leaf. 1.4022 0.07422 92 67 13 12
616 Have you met the new plant manager? 1.4022 0.06568 92 62 23 7
617 Capacity for growth is something we look for in our senior managers. 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
618 Don't trust him, he's a plant. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
619 just call me basil 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
620 They brought in a perennial after losing two CFOs to frost. 1.3953 0.07449 86 62 14 10
621 Good afternoon. I am your new branch manager. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
622 It's not what he says. It's what he leaves out. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
623 Now People.. I just want to remind you what happened in the film "Little Shop of Horrors". 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
624 Maybe, just maybe, it's time to start thinking "Inside the Box" again. 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
625 I'm from the branch office... 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
626 First order of business, paperless office. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
627 I always suspected Henry was a plant 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
628 We needed a committee member with a negative carbon footprint! 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
629 She broke the grass ceiling... 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
630 We'd like to welcome Carl, the new Plant Manager. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
631 If you thought I was joking when I said that I want this company to be greener, I wasn't. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
632 It won the electoral vote. 1.3953 0.07807 86 64 10 12
633 Talk to me. 1.3953 0.07807 86 64 10 12
634 What? I thought you all wanted to discuss ficus responsibility. 1.3953 0.07449 86 62 14 10
635 Our nation has its POTUS. We have our FICUS. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
636 Try to use gender neutral pronouns. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
637 You were right, no difference 1.3953 0.07449 86 62 14 10
638 Be careful, I think she's a plant. 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
639 How much greener can our company get? 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
640 We're going to make America so green again. So green. You won't believe how green I'll make it. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
641 I want to branch out. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
642 They warned us there was no telling what might happen if we legalized it. 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
643 I'm never sure when the meeting is over. 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
644 It's time for the company to branch out. 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
645 I told you his virulent veganism was going to change him. 1.3908 0.07193 87 62 16 9
646 I am stepping down today to begin my campaign for president. 1.3908 0.07193 87 62 16 9
647 Don't even think about making a plant manager joke. 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
648 Well he did create a successful start-up with just one cup of water. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
649 Our security has been breached. In other words, one of you is a plant. 1.3882 0.07502 85 62 13 10
650 He's our first CEO with support from all the branches. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
651 As the CEO, we're still waiting for him to blossom. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
652 Honestly, it hadn't even occurred to me that the greenhouse had a glass ceiling. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
653 They say he has deep roots in the South. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
654 Solar, I like it. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
655 I'm afraid it's time for some pruning. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
656 If I hear one more "Blame it on Bush" joke, you're all fired. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
657 How about we try smoking some of it. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
658 Let's all take a step back and photosynthesize the situation. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
659 Who do I have to fire to get a glass of water around here? 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
660 We need to nip this in the bud. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
661 It's an inspired choice for the head of the EPA. Green but not confrontational. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
662 Look who's in a good mood. He must have upped his nitrogen this morning. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
663 I move we begin going paperless. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
664 Tell me you didn't vote green. 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
665 I can provide the seed money your company needs to grow. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
666 In the interest of greater efficiency, we've decided to move the plant closer to corporate. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
667 I started this company as a little seedling... 1.3882 0.06502 85 57 23 5
668 His ambitions seems a little too dependent on solar. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
669 Isn't he taking this idea of going green a bit too far? 1.3882 0.07687 85 63 11 11
670 His ideas are growing on me. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
671 That's weird. The head of the table is putting oxygen back in the room. 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
672 I still think he's a plant. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
673 Our new boss looks pretty green. 1.3882 0.06056 85 55 27 3
674 Is it just me, or is this company going to pot? 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
675 new rule - no more paper 1.3882 0.07687 85 63 11 11
676 He's the type that kind of grows on you! 1.3882 0.06283 85 56 25 4
677 It's possible we've gone too green. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
678 The chairman has decided to go green. 1.3882 0.06056 85 55 27 3
679 You want to know how I got to the top? One word: FERTILIZER. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
680 It'll be fine as long as he surrounds himself with good people. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
681 I’m green, but I have deep roots in hedging strategy. 1.3855 0.07439 83 60 14 9
682 I anticipate first quarter growth. 1.3855 0.06821 83 57 20 6
683 Everything's going to pot. 1.3855 0.07239 83 59 16 8
684 Just think, he started as plant manager. 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
685 The card said it needs a place of importance with lots of direct praise. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
686 I heard he left his old firm because of a pot problem. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
687 Let's start by clearing the air. 1.3810 0.06316 84 56 24 4
688 Can someone get me a glass of water? 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
689 The stockholders want growth and profitability. What's profitability? 1.3810 0.07556 84 62 12 10
690 Before we start, I'd like to say that's a nice pruning, Sir. 1.3810 0.06316 84 56 24 4
691 Fern, you had something to say? 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
692 As CEO and Chairman I oppose this talk about plant closings 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
693 The awkward silence as they meet the new branch manager. 1.3810 0.07556 84 62 12 10
694 Yeah, mine says the same thing, "Come meet the new plant manager". 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
695 We've seen slow but consistent growth. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
696 I understand some of you suspect I am a plant. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
697 He always talked about going green 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
698 Our former chairman was supplanted. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
699 Let's talk growth strategy. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
700 First off, I would like to apologize for my getting potted at the office party. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
701 Looks different, but the IQ is the same 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
702 Let me guess. He wants to open more plants. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
703 The boss took going green to a whole new level. 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
704 Call the witch back. Tell her I apologize. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
705 He he goes again. Sucking all of the oxygen out of the room. 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
706 Yes, I'm the new CEO, COO, majority stockholder and a philodendron. But you can call me Phil. 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
707 The Board's commitment to diversity knew no bounds. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
708 Actually Larry, I'm sucking the carbon dioxide from the room. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
709 .....And from now on, we're going to be paperless. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
710 Is this the best candidate The Green Party could come up with? 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
711 Shall I ask him if he'd like some water? 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
712 In my place, Mr. Townsend has been permanently assigned to the lobby. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
713 In retrospect, the board members should have anticipated the impending hosta takeover. 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
714 Isn't he a bit green to be CEO? 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
715 No ideas? It's like someone sucked the oxygen out of here. 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
716 So.... when is it supposed to start burning? 1.3810 0.07927 84 64 8 12
717 I want you to think outside the pot. 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
718 Thank you all for your attention - and carbon dioxide. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
719 "And Johnson, if you forget to water me again before you go on vacation, don't bother coming back! 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
720 At least this CEO won't suck the oxygen out of the room 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
721 He's ambitious all right, but I'm not sure the country can take another bush. 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
722 On behalf of our entire company, I extend a warm welcome to our new plant manager. 1.3780 0.07492 82 60 13 9
723 Can we concentrate on the low-hanging fruit? 1.3780 0.07492 82 60 13 9
724 Increase our bonuses? Do I look like a Money Tree to you? 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
725 Have you had a chance to leaf through our proposal? 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
726 I think he's a plant from our competition. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
727 Can we please take this meeting outside? 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
728 Is it me, or does it feel like we're stuck in perennial meetings these days? 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
729 I was brought in to breathe some fresh air into the company. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
730 Don't say anything you don't want made public. I think he's a plant. 1.3735 0.06347 83 56 23 4
731 She started on the reception desk and gradually just took over the whole company. 1.3735 0.07801 83 63 9 11
732 I'll be entering stasis soon, and Simmons, you'll be in charge. 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
733 Let's do introductions. I'll start. My name is Fern. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
734 Speaking as your GMO, I'm increasing the illumination and humidity in our facility. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
735 Bush 2020 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
736 I can't believe she was really saying "Hosta-style takeover". 1.3735 0.07415 83 61 13 9
737 It's not ideal, but the other candidate had an issue with emails. 1.3735 0.07415 83 61 13 9
738 I told you the new CEO was a plant. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
739 Be careful what you say...I hear he's a plant... 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
740 We were skeptical, but have to admit that you grew on us 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
741 I think we're taking boardroom diversity a bit far 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
742 I realize that I may not be the plant manager you expected. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
743 I want you all to leave! 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
744 Boss's new plan sounds like a bonsai scheme. 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
745 Our boss is the strong, silent phenotype 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
746 I hear that he's a perennial winner. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
747 This quarter I would like to continue my growth strategy. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
748 What do you mean exactly when you say the company is "going green"? 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
749 At least the new guy adds oxygen to the room instead of sucking it out like the last guy. 1.3735 0.06112 83 55 25 3
750 You, with the stupid look on your face, water me. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
751 Wow... He actually is a potted plant. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
752 Watch what you say. They think there's a plant in the office. 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
753 At least this one makes oxygen. 1.3735 0.07415 83 61 13 9
754 Just having him in the room makes me breathe more easily. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
755 We must assume this is an indication that we're going green 1.3708 0.05846 89 59 27 3
756 Looks like I'll be trading in my brown nose for a green thumb" 1.3704 0.07545 81 60 12 9
757 He really sucks the oxygen out of these meetings, doesn't he? 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
758 Firstly, I'd like to thank our previous branch manager 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
759 Why the hell are we sitting here staring at a plant? 1.3690 0.07340 84 62 13 9
760 Let's talk about our branches. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
761 Who's going to tell him he's naked? 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
762 Our company couldn't send a more positive message than having our first Green CEO 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
763 And Johnson, for the last time, stop staring at my pot...my leaves are up here! 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
764 Just like him to plant himself at the head of the table. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
765 Anybody else thirsty? 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
766 Reincarnation doesn't always go as planned. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
767 Board meetings are so much more enjoyable now that marijuana is legal. 1.3659 0.07665 82 62 10 10
768 It's the plant he promised would bring jobs to Detroit. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
769 Anybody in here read Kafka? 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
770 After his failed Presidential bud, Mr. Bush will be joining our board of directors. 1.3659 0.07665 82 62 10 10
771 Whose turn was it to bring the coffee and miracle grow? 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
772 could someone switch seats with me? I need the southern light 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
773 Our final candidate has demonstrated groundbreaking skills. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
774 The board immediately regretted the blind hiring of another Ivy League grad. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
775 I know some of you have doubts, but as I grow into the position, I look forward to our achieving great success. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
776 You didn't believe me when I said we were going green. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
777 You sure that's the only Bush available these days? 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
778 Our company has gone to pot. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
779 She adds to our diversity, yet decreases our carbon footprint. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
780 Shh! He's a plant. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
781 Poor J. R., I heard it all started with a simple case of plantar fasciitis. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
782 As your new plant manager I want to thank each of you for all your hard work. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
783 He's our new plant manager! 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
784 Of course, he's got insider info on the competition. He's a plant. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
785 It was a fair election. Now what? 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
786 Good morning...I'm your new plant manager. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
787 I don't know if I can go that green. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
788 I think we've taken our green initiative too far. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
789 Word is that he is a plant from corporate. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
790 Going forward all job cuts will be referred to as "pruning". 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
791 It would be many years before they could have an actual board meeting. 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
792 Be careful what you say, I think the new guy's a plant. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
793 I knew he was a plant. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
794 : “Watch what you say. I’m pretty sure he’s a plant.” 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
795 Twenty bucks he wants to build more plants. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
796 You can all breathe easier now that I'm in charge. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
797 He’s not as green as he looks. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
798 This is not what I would call, 'staying true to our roots'. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
799 The executive team carefully surveyed the new plant manager 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
800 A GMO CEO. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
801 Watch what you say -- I think one of these folks is a plant. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
802 First Trump. Now me. Some people will elect anything. 1.3659 0.07859 82 63 8 11
803 He certainly has grown in the job. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
804 I hope he remembers when I used to polish his leaves. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
805 Actually I thought our Chairman Bush was a real person... 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
806 First order of business. I want a glass of water. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
807 This is what we get for voting independent. 1.3625 0.07804 80 61 9 10
808 He looked taller in the photo. 1.3625 0.05965 80 53 25 2
809 Careful what you say...rumor is, this new guy is a plant. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
810 Our new plant manager seems a little green. 1.3625 0.06225 80 54 23 3
811 Our executive branch is leaving. 1.3625 0.07804 80 61 9 10
812 Going green was always a goal of his. 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
813 I would like us to focus more on growth 1.3625 0.07598 80 60 11 9
814 Careful, I hear he's a plant... 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
815 The final candidates were this or Donald Jr. 1.3625 0.07598 80 60 11 9
816 You all know my deeply-rooted views on this matter. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
817 The doctors said it's the worst case of persistent vegetative state they've seen. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
818 Our CEO may seen a bit different, but he'll grow on you. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
819 Now we'll hear from our Plant Manager 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
820 I hear it's artificial. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
821 I guess his ex-wife was a real witch after all. 1.3614 0.07389 83 62 12 9
822 She just planted herself there. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
823 I'm from our California office. Relax, just take a deep breath and inhale. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
824 Let's just move our office to Denver so we can smoke it. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
825 First order of business - Bunyan, you're fired! 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
826 So tell me, what do you think of the new plant manager? 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
827 I guess the company is serious about going green. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
828 Here at Rainbow Analytics we pride ourselves on a management team that hails from every race, gender, sexuality, religion and soil type. 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
829 Why is everyone staring at me as if I'm the root of the problem 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
830 It was thought he could breathe some fresh air into the company. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
831 Please welcome our new leader, President Bush. 1.3580 0.07917 81 63 7 11
832 whose going to tell him about the mealybug on his lapel... 1.3580 0.07309 81 60 13 8
833 The company decided to increase the biodiversity of the workforce. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
834 Those who called our chairman dumber than a potted plant know who they are. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
835 Did you have a chance to leaf through the report? 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
836 It's not easy being green! 1.3580 0.06164 81 55 23 3
837 I am sure he will clear the air. 1.3580 0.05908 81 54 25 2
838 The new CEO is serious about carbon emissions. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
839 Are you OK, boss? You're looking a little green. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
840 He's really grown as a leader. 1.3580 0.07309 81 60 13 8
841 Dear god, he heard it through the grapevine. 1.3580 0.07309 81 60 13 8
842 Be careful what you say. I'm pretty sure he's a plant. 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
843 I call to order this Board of Directors Meeting of Plant Parenthood. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
844 She's full of fertilizer. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
845 I guess he was serious about going green. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
846 Usually these meetings are like watching grass grow, but finally a fresh face. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
847 I move that we take it outside. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
848 First order of business, water me. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
849 Could someone get me a glass of water? 1.3544 0.05985 79 53 24 2
850 How long before someone supplants him? 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
851 Really? No one brought water? 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
852 He thinks that we should open up another branch. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
853 He just sits there like a potted plant. 1.3544 0.07652 79 60 10 9
854 Could someone please pass me some water? 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
855 Great. Another plant from the board. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
856 It worked its way up from the mailroom. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
857 I for one oppose any policy that would limit CO2. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
858 Please stay. We're actually nostalgic for Bush leadership. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
859 You see now the hazard in allowing the stockholders to vote. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
860 'Her roots are showing." 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
861 I told you legalizing marijuana was a slippery slope. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
862 Ironic that no one thought to bring him water. 1.3544 0.07861 79 61 8 10
863 I blame the electoral college. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
864 Herb's the perennial late bloomer. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
865 The CEO has been supplanted. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
866 I would personally like to address the problem of employees taking too many unauthorized leaves. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
867 It's a meeting to elect a new plant manager. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
868 I know, but at least it's not Trump. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
869 Sure he's an Ivy League ficus, I'm just saying he's still too green to be CFO. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
870 I feel like we need more biodiversity 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
871 Uhhh...what, exactly, is a "Perennial Report?" 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
872 How did this transpire? 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
873 Unfortunately, Fern could not make it today. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
874 First order of business: the salad bar has been causing me some concern. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
875 We all need to get back to our roots. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
876 Should we eat it or smoke it? 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
877 Before you can be a board you have to be a tree. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
878 It's time we branch out. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
879 Here comes the "let's go green pitch" again. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
880 Marty did say that his vacation was going to be completely transformative. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
881 Be careful what you say around him... I think he's a plant. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
882 At the end of the day the only color that matters is green. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
883 First an empty suit, now a potted plant. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
884 You don't get a vote on climate change, sir. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
885 The board has spoken. I’ve been pruned. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
886 I'm thinking salad for lunch. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
887 At least he doesn't suck all the air out of the room. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
888 I think he's a plant. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
889 So that's 10 garden salads and a t-bone? 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
890 I thought we were meeting George H.W. Bush. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
891 Do I have a volunteer to take me home for the weekend? 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
892 Is it bugged? 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
893 This will be a new kind of leadership, one firmly rooted in the very soil of America. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
894 I don't think this is what the Board meant by "going green." 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
895 Never again will anyone in this company reach for the low hanging fruit. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
896 I may be green, but I can handle the job. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
897 The chair has the flora. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
898 Well, he's been threatening to leave for years. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
899 Marijuana won in every state.... 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
900 First, I want to address the rumors that I photosynthesized my way to the top. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
901 Now that's what I call a power plant 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
902 Let's not water him and see what happens. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
903 He's such a good listener. 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
904 Yes, we agree, even a Bush would have been a better choice. 1.3544 0.07861 79 61 8 10
905 'what new branches had you in mind ,Mr Chairman " 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
906 I think we've found the root of the problem. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
907 At his first meeting Herb had everyone's undivided attention. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
908 Let's take a moment to synthesize this information 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
909 He sure has grown a lot in this position but I wonder if this is the year he finally blooms. 1.3544 0.05985 79 53 24 2
910 Let's make this quick. I have a housewarming party to get to. 1.3544 0.07861 79 61 8 10
911 He’s definitely presidential material. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
912 Dare you to ask for a show of hands. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
913 Our leadership has gone to pot. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
914 He got that position by letting everyone else do the talking. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
915 I'd like you all to welcome the new branch manager. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
916 Okay, so maybe 'strong roots, branch experience, growth potential, eco-sensitive' left a little to the imagination. 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
917 I think our CEO is potted. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
918 Isn't the new guy a little green to be leading this meeting? 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
919 This company has apparently gone to pot. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
920 Could everyone just exhale, please? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
921 Well, that explains the nursery merger. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
922 We get it sir...you want us to be more deeply rooted in the company. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
923 Another quarter of record growth. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
924 I'd like to introduce our new plant manager. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
925 ...I'm going to go out on a limb, here... 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
926 The hiring manager said there was excellent potential for growth. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
927 We need to start thinking about pruning our workforce. 1.3462 0.06004 78 53 23 2
928 I had heard they were pruning the staff 1.3462 0.06004 78 53 23 2
929 Sure he's a little green, but maybe he'll be around longer than his predecessor. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
930 He got overwatered at the office party and tried to pollinate the HR director. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
931 If he doesn't say something soon, I'm going to water him. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
932 I feel like I could really grow here. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
933 Our new Plant Manager. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
934 I suggested our next CEO be fastidious, not deciduous. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
935 "First order of business; Who here is a vegetarian? 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
936 I have the feeling that we voted for the wrong bush... 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
937 Shhhhhhh , it's a plant. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
938 I'm Leif, the new plant manager. Initially, we'll be dormant, but we anticipate significant growth in the spring. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
939 Let's start with introductions. I'm Fern. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
940 And what are you doing about your carbon foot print 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
941 I'd like to address the gross overuse of paper in this office. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
942 I see tremendous growth potential in the coming quarter. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
943 There are rumors that our competitor has placed a plant inside our executive offices. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
944 Our new plant manager will be chairing this meeting. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
945 So this is our new plant manager? 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
946 He's tough, but I hear his bark is worse than his bite. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
947 Bad news. We're out of seed money. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
948 Is it possible to go too green? 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
949 A-fern-ative Action 1.3462 0.07705 78 60 9 9
950 I would rather be supervised by a solar panel. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
951 Get ready for some serious pruning and trimming in every department. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
952 Be careful what you say. I think he might be a plant from headquarters. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
953 Maybe now this company will take climate change seriously. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
954 Are you absorbing any of this? 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
955 I wasn't expecting this when they called a meeting of the top plant's employees... 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
956 On Sarah's first day at work, she realized that she was the only one not wearing glasses. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
957 As the new CEO, my first order is to replace the cafeteria salad bar with healthy water, sunlight, and manure options. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
958 He's fern but fair. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
959 I'm the potted plant you said you'd prefer to Bixby as your Chairman. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
960 What does he know about growing a business? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
961 I knew it was a bad idea to have write-in candidates. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
962 So that's what legal marijuana looks like. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
963 Despite increased biodiversity on the board of directors, HR continued to receive complaints of asexual nature. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
964 If only it were cannabis I wouldn't mind these meetings. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
965 Am I the only one capable of breathing new life into this company? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
966 I think it is clear we have made a real breakthrough in biotech 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
967 One word, people. Water. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
968 Jim, I'm afraid your plan just isn't bearing fruit. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
969 The people wanted an outsider. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
970 Anybody bring any rolling papers? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
971 Looks like he's turning over a new leaf. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
972 So what happened to the old plant manager? 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
973 We're with Fern 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
974 Just wait: he'll wilt. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
975 Previously front lobby of Trump Towers. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
976 So, with regrets, we've agreed to shut down the plant. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
977 And the first one to feed me horseshit will be fired! 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
978 Any photosynthesis deniers? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
979 Between a woman and a potted plant they choose the f***ing plant. 1.3462 0.08125 78 62 5 11
980 Looks like management was serious about turning over a new leaf 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
981 We're sorry. The board feels you've outgrown this position. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
982 I want to talk about security. I think one of us is a plant. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
983 Salary was the deciding factor. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
984 Our business is just too seasonal. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
985 We had to put a leaf in the table to accommodate everyone. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
986 Let's get down to earth, people. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
987 The company was undergoing a hosta takeover. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
988 All those in favor face the sun. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
989 I called you here today to inform you that our plant in Cleveland will be relocating to Mexico. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
990 Our search firm's choice for plant manager? 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
991 When we elected Bush to be the new Chairman, I thought we meant George. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
992 I would like to present my nominee for Agricultural Secretary. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
993 Welcome to the inaugural Plant Parenthood meeting. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
994 Bear with me as I leaf through the agenda. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
995 Now I'm legal, and we can start helping all Americans to feel great again. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
996 There was a time when you just couldn't get him to shut up. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
997 Not so loud - he's dormant. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
998 We will not be moving the plant to Mexico. 1.3462 0.07705 78 60 9 9
999 So this is the plant manager? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1000 At least he cares more about the environment than Trump. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
1001 I think the new CEO is a GMO. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1002 Watch what you say. He could be a plant. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1003 I'm opening a new branch next week. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
1004 Anyone else feel like a little pot? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1005 As to pronouns, "it" is perfectly acceptable. Now to the Human Resources Committee report - and we'll have to revisit that name as well - . . . 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
1006 Could someone bring me a glass of water? 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
1007 We've recently discovered that our CEO is a Russian plant 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1008 I say we don't water it 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1009 He has no qualifications as chairman, but we felt he's the lesser of two evils. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1010 No we can't draw the shades, I don't work that way. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1011 Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to be the first shrub to shatter the grass ceiling. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1012 It looks like we've been targeted for takeover by FTD. You'd better read the card. 1.3377 0.07534 77 59 10 8
1013 Let's hope that he grows into the job. 1.3377 0.05731 77 52 24 1
1014 All of these growth strategies involve indirect sunlight. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1015 Allow me to introduce myself - I'm the new plant supervisor 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1016 We can disagree about going green, but we have to agree he leads by example. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1017 I thought you said he was a vegetarian, not vegetation. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1018 Of course the new plant manager will be working very closely with me. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1019 Don't stare at me like I'm a potted plant. Somebody give me an answer! 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1020 It looks like they've drained the swamp. 1.3377 0.07534 77 59 10 8
1021 We're downsizing. I've called in the Bonsai Team. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1022 He is very impatiens today. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1023 Not what I was expecting when I heard we we'd be unveiling a new plant..." 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1024 Let's start the meeting with the annual, or the perennial, report. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1025 In our last meeting you voted for a new plant. 1.3377 0.07534 77 59 10 8
1026 Is it sexual harassment if I picture our boss in a skinny little joint? 1.3377 0.07758 77 60 8 9
1027 First, let's address care and feeding of the Chair. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1028 So let's sell, sell, sell. And remember, it's a jungle out there. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1029 The first item on our agenda...going paperless. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1030 Today's meeting is about going paperless. Awkward. 1.3377 0.07975 77 61 6 10
1031 I heard he got his start in Chia Pets. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1032 She's from the branch office. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1033 As you may have expected, my successor will not be one of you. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1034 Tell us about your growth plan. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1035 Ten bucks says this is going to be about soil conservation again. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1036 Call security. I think we have a plant. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1037 This new boss seems kind of green. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1038 He looks like he could use a drink. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1039 He pretends to be down to earth, but his family's roots go way back. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1040 Welcome to our first Green Lives Matter meeting. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1041 Same charisma as the old CEO. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1042 His management skills have really blossomed. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1043 Psst. I don't trust him. I heard he's a plant. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1044 I wasn't kidding when I said we were going green. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1045 It's the green candidate. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1046 I hate taking orders from someone so green. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1047 Now that corporations are considered people it's only fair... 1.3377 0.07534 77 59 10 8
1048 Everyone please remain seeded. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1049 We need to refocus on organic growth. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1050 We are going green, people. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1051 I've decided that we should have more branch offices. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1052 As you know, my roots in this industry run deep. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1053 I preferred the stuffed shirt. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1054 We're getting back to our roots. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1055 Could one of you bring me some water? 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1056 He hasn't said much, but I think he'll grow on you. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1057 From now on, our meetings will be carbon neutral. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1058 I told you one day I'd be legal. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1059 Congratulations!Growth is good. We have four new branches, and are greener than ever! 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1060 Some of you may consider this taking the ivy league too far. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1061 One of us is a plant. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1062 With your help, we can continue to grow the hedge fund my father established. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1063 That's a Trump plant. It's gonna be Yuge! 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1064 Careful what you say, he's a plant. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1065 Not the George Bush I was expecting... 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1066 I'm thinking that this CEO may be a plant. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1067 Is this about my CO2 emissions? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1068 Before we begin, I'd like you all to take a deep breath out. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1069 It's very clear that if our business is going to survive, we have to start branching out. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1070 If he doesn't come back, he said to water it twice a week. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1071 Is it narcissistic or just a narcissus? 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1072 Is anyone else in R&D experiencing potential side effects, or am I the only one? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1073 All those in favor of recreational marijuana, say aye. 1.3377 0.07758 77 60 8 9
1074 Business is blooming. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1075 It grows on you. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1076 This company's going to pot. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1077 I guess we're no longer beating around the bush. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
1078 Good, we all agreed again. It's manure for lunch. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
1079 The Monsanto annual meeting will now come to order. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1080 "Let's hope he leaves early". 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1081 After all, he is the plant manager. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1082 I'm thinking a big salad for lunch. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1083 Effective immediately, we're going paperless. 1.3289 0.07583 76 59 9 8
1084 The committee for funding plant parenthood will come to order. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1085 Effective immediately, we're opening more branch offices. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1086 First thing we're going to do, people, is make shrubs great again! 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1087 All in favor of water for lunch say yeah. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1088 He is organic, biodynamic and now legal in California, but almost impossible to interpret. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1089 He's an Ivy League whiz kid apparently. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1090 Due to a conflict of interest I recuse myself from our vote about the new branch. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1091 You think he's just going sit there and photosynthesize all day? 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1092 You suck the oxygen out of the room! 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1093 I take my job as branch manager seriously 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1094 You guys are missing the forest for the tree. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1095 We are now officially a green company. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1096 So we went green. Now what? 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1097 Hey Fern. what do you think about the apposing hedge fund. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1098 His retirement package includes composting 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1099 I heard there were leeks in the department. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1100 He's a bit green, isn't he? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1101 It's part of our green initiative. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1102 Stop beating around the bush. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1103 Now if you'll all turn to page 2 of your leaflet, we can begin. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1104 20 years ago I was an an illegal plant, now I'm president 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1105 Who wants to tell Ivy that her attitude has poisoned this whole meeting? 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1106 Don't let it see you eating a salad. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1107 I like it. The listening is about the same but it talks a lot less. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1108 OK, ladies and gentlemen, here's how it works: I make the oxygen for you, you make the carbon dioxide for me. We're a team! We're Photosynthesis! Any questions? 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1109 His speech is rather flowery too. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1110 First we grow the boss, then we grow the company. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1111 Yes, he's a little green, but I think he's just the sort of leader this company needs. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1112 The branch office had great things to say about her, but I don't think she'll bear fruit. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1113 I've called you all here to be my eyes and ears...and arms and brains. In fact just run it the way you want 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1114 I got this job because of roots in the community. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1115 Did I hear "There will be growth in the spring!" ? 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1116 Finally a meeting that bares fruit. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1117 We think he was sent here from the other company as a plant. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1118 Call our plant manager. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1119 Unanimously agreed, we need a plant manager. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1120 I'll say one thing, he sure has inspired growth! 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1121 Transparency is fine, but I'll need indirect sunlight and bottled water too. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1122 The merger with Monsanto is now complete. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1123 Don't say too much- he might be a plant. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1124 Thank you for switching sides, Gary. I prefer to be near the window. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1125 Careful what you say, I suspect there's a plant among us. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1126 First, I'd like to address the rumors that I'm having an inappropriate relationship with the orchid in the reception area. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1127 Let me introduce the new Plant Director. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1128 Let's talk growth. 1.3289 0.07583 76 59 9 8
1129 This wasn't what I had in mind when I heard we were meeting the new branch manager today. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1130 Ever since the company went green there seems to be a real lack of leadership. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1131 This won't be the first time a bush screwed up this company. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1132 who put miracle grow on the ashes? 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1133 Growth this quarter has been disappointing. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1134 We need growth opportunities. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1135 The firm wants to branch out. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1136 Be careful what you say . She could be a plant . 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1137 That Miracle Grow merger is going to be a top priority in 2017 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1138 Tell me this isn't their idea of an "Ivy League" partner! 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1139 Well, we planted a seed. Now what? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1140 Is that the new plant manager? 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1141 Perhaps letting the internet choose our new CEO was a mistake. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1142 Don't trust him, he's a plant. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1143 I'd like to see more foliage on casual Fridays. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1144 Bush replaces Trump at climate talks. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1145 Let's hear from the plant manager next. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1146 Is it me, or does it feel like all the air was just sucked out of the room? 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1147 Is he saying grow the business or go back to our roots? 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1148 Our latest projections call for growth in the spring. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1149 Donald Trump's newly formed cabinet learns where oxygen comes from 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1150 Looks like we have another Bush leading us! 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1151 All in favor of smoking the Chairman... 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1152 Obviously, seniority counts more than performance around here. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1153 Didn't you ask for a new Plant Manager? 1.3289 0.08032 76 61 5 10
1154 We wanted to see the fiscal plan, not the ficus plant. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1155 I think we've found the plant - now where's the mole? 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1156 I love working for the power plant. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1157 I knew she dyed her roots. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1158 No, YOU tell him he has aphids. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1159 It was this or a woman as President. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1160 When you said the CEO was a potted plant, I thought you just meant he was useless. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1161 When the company hired a new 'Plant Manager' I had a somewhat different expectation. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1162 We'd like to congratulate you on your growth this quarter. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1163 This quarter will be all about organic growth. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1164 We've been had! He was a plant all along. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1165 Well, we elected him. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1166 The new plant manager looks a bit green. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1167 We need to start thinking outside the pot. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1168 Now that I have the window office,... 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1169 I've decided to move the plant overseas. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1170 I think it's called an office plant, not a corporate spy. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1171 So further plant closures are off the table? 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1172 Our plant expansion plan has been a great success! 1.3247 0.07721 77 61 7 9
1173 We won't see any growth without a rainmaker. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1174 We brought you here to talk about your Ficus score. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1175 It re-creates the oxygen we suck out of the room. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1176 Apparently, it promised to make our company great again. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1177 Which one of you voted for the plant closing? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1178 And to think, all the other women in her family are houseplants. 1.3247 0.07496 77 60 9 8
1179 I'd say the paradigm on the greenhouse effect has shifted. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1180 Let's stop beating around the bush 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1181 This new CEO is all about growth. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1182 Ladies and gentlemen... I have reason to believe one of us is a plant. 1.3200 0.07631 75 59 8 8
1183 His father is a money tree 1.3200 0.07631 75 59 8 8
1184 If I "grew where I was planted" I never would have come this far. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1185 I understand I have a nickname. Would anyone here like to share it? 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1186 You did say anything but Trump! 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1187 I'm replacing all of you with palm trees except for Ferguson. His replacement will be a Spineless Yucca. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1188 As you're new CEO, I'm pleased to announce that we're changing our focus from Artificial Intelligence to mulch and Easter lilies. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1189 So all this time I've been turning carbon dioxide into oxygen...what in the world have you all been doing??! 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1190 It's definitely getting taller, but I don't see any money growing on it yet. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1191 I think it's safe to assume we're facing a public relations challenge. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1192 Who's the new Plant Manager? 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1193 Now the LSD has taken effect; let's start from scratch with the meeting. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1194 I suppose he thinks he can run for President now too.. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1195 Who's got dirt? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1196 Perennial numbers are looking great guys! 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1197 Too bad the old man didn’t have a wife or kids to leave his estate to. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1198 If God could appear as a burning bush, so can I. Who has a lighter? 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1199 Isn't anyone going to offer me some water? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1200 Are you sure the electoral college was the best way to choose a leader ? 1.3200 0.07864 75 60 6 9
1201 Our projections show that we will continue to grow. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1202 I hate long meetings. He was a sapling when we sat down. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1203 She's from a different branch. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1204 First off, no more paper! 1.3200 0.07864 75 60 6 9
1205 "Shhh…it could be a plant. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
1206 From now on we're going to think inside the pot. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1207 I don't care if the new guy is a transplant from North Carolina, I don't want him in the bathroom when I'm in there. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1208 My roots are deep in this company 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1209 As we enter into a new presidential term, we meet to say goodbye to our friend, the environment. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1210 Anybody need some water? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1211 You're ferned! 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1212 The chairmanship is an annual position. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1213 Cannabis, we want you to head up our west-coast operations 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1214 You'll have to use the transplant bathroom. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1215 It's just while he's in the White House. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1216 Talk to me. 1.3151 0.07773 73 58 7 8
1217 Perhaps just take some time to let the idea grow. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1218 I think you'll all agree that we've seen tremendous growth this year. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1219 I'm so glad I can finally come out of the closet . . . Pot is legal! 1.3151 0.08014 73 59 5 9
1220 I believe someone on this board is a plant. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1221 Photosynthesis is the new synergy. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1222 I heard the new CEO was hired to turn over a new leaf. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1223 Roger—get me a glass of water. You people are killing me. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1224 That's not the Pot we voted for! 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1225 It's time we turn over a new leaf. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1226 Does this pot make me look fat? 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1227 Alright folks, we're going to limit this meeting to 1-2 hours of direct sunlight 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1228 So, does this mean we finally have to take climate change seriously? 1.3151 0.07773 73 58 7 8
1229 His effectiveness lies in his ability to photosynthesize. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1230 At the top of our agenda today is the sale of our chainsaw division. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1231 Now even our meetings have to be carbon-neutral. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1232 It's about the only thing growing in this company. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1233 He's always potted after lunch. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1234 A lot of dirt, but the winner nonetheless. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1235 It didn't take much to make the new CEO happy--water, sunlight and bull sh*t at Board meetings. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1236 A-fern-ative Action 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1237 CEOregeno 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1238 "I appreciate your perennial loyalty". 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1239 The only way the competition could have gotten that kind of information on our next move is if one of you is a plant. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1240 This one's much easier to work with, but there will be leaks. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1241 Someone put a little too much fertilizer on this morning. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1242 Thanks to your collective denial of global warming I will be taking over now. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1243 Nice to meet you all. Please call me Bud. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1244 He's an expert on workplace biodiversity. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1245 The search for diversity is officially over. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1246 Can we get you something? Water? 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1247 Bob, lovin' the new pot! 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1248 I heard he used to be a nut. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1249 Oh no, here comes the 'organic growth' speech again. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1250 I suspect everyone got the memo about the new green initiative. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1251 Higgens, what are the third quarter numbers on our plant in Michigan? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1252 Our global warming initiative has eliminated the CEO's carbon footprint completely 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1253 "Don't irritate him. Irrigate him". 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1254 Well... better than artificial intelligence. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1255 Watch what you say. Obviously it's a plant. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1256 We brought him in to help with our carbon footprint. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1257 Of course he likes you...you have a green thumb and a brown nose. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1258 I see they've decided to promote from within. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1259 This isn't the first time our plant manager tested positive for pot. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1260 Can we assume that you support the legalizatiion of marijuana? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1261 With our new board member, no one can say we are not environmentaly conscious. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1262 I hope it's understood that I'M the only perennial here. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1263 Democrats everywhere started to dream of the good old days of Bush. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1264 The family tree is taking over. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1265 But the upside is, I've never been charged with sexual assault. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1266 I'm afraid our plant manager is potted again. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1267 After careful consideration, the Producers of The Apprentice have decided to employ a more intelligent host. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1268 Well, surely I'm an improvement over the empty chair who led this company before me. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1269 At the monthly board meeting, it became glaringly obvious that the company had gone to pot. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1270 May I have a glass of water, please? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1271 Let's wrap this up, I've got to pick my seeds up from school. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1272 I never do well on these group job interviews. 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
1273 The stench of fresh fertilizer quickly filled the room with apprehension. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1274 Still not as boring as that HR presentation last week. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1275 Sometimes a plant is just a plant. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1276 It's a plant from the opposition. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1277 Good thing it's an annual. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1278 At their last meeting the board decided to grow the company organically. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1279 It's clouding over. Let's wrap this up. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1280 He's potted as usual! 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1281 I still say the orchid was a more attractive candidate. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1282 As the first order of business, show your thumbs. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1283 I'm grateful for your support during this time of transition. It was not an easy decision, but the truth is I've never really identified as a conifer. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1284 This isn't what I meant by "organic growth". 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1285 This is not what we meant when we asked for plant expansion. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1286 He reminds me of that President we had a few years ago. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1287 Yes sir, we know Tom is a vegetarian and we already fired him. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1288 He says he's all about cost cutting, but he's never willing to close any branches. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1289 Apparently this year's strategic plan is all about organic growth 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1290 I vote "yes" for more carbon dioxide. How about the rest of you? 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
1291 I think you can all see we aren't showing enough growth in the third quarter . . . 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1292 Who says I'm not GREEN?!?! I'm the GREENEST EVER!! I'm hugely GREEN!! There's no one GREENER than ME!! I'll make America GREEN again, believe me!! And, you are all FIRED. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1293 Not another think outside the boxwood meeting. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1294 And they said a write-in candidate could never become president. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1295 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mary Jane and I am your company’s new stress management consultant. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1296 Fourth quarter growth has slowed. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1297 Could you explain again why going green is good for the company, Melvin? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1298 What makes you think it’s carnivorous? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1299 This quarter, I am focused on growth and saturation. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1300 This one is way too green to become a member of the board. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1301 I said we need a rubber stamp, not a rubber plant. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1302 A stress management test in action to see who flips out first. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1303 You can suck all the oxygen out of the room. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1304 Let's just say she's grown on me. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1305 That's Department of Agriculture, I would guess 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1306 It was either me or a woman. 1.3056 0.07822 72 58 6 8
1307 I'm sure most of you are stunned that I was chosen as CEO. Frankly, so am I. But here we are. Hey, somebody get me a drink of water. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1308 No dead wood in this company 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1309 We might be taking this green initiative a bit too far. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1310 Where's Fern? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1311 And I thought I was potted. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1312 When I said "we need a greener CEO", I did not mean it quite so literally. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1313 I'm not sure we should be focused on growth until we're more firmly planted sir. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1314 It started with a reality tv show. 1.3056 0.07822 72 58 6 8
1315 He's not going anywhere. He's rooted in the business. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1316 Wow! 200% growth this quarter! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1317 I have a feeling someone in here is a plant. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1318 How about cannabis rex as a new product name? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1319 It all started with gluten free. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1320 Greenhouse Effect, as if that's a bad thing. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1321 First I'd like to take a moment to thank my father for his years of service to this company as our table. 1.3056 0.07822 72 58 6 8
1322 I'm still more qualified for CEO than Trump is for President. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1323 Photosynthesis, people! This isn't rocket science. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1324 Ladies and gentlemen, we'll resume in seven minutes, after our water break. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1325 Good news. Looks like the new plant is doing well. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1326 Jill Stein's first cabinet meeting. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1327 We should never have opened that branch office. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1328 Mr. Morganenthau, who had held the majority of our Class A stock prior to his death, apparently was somewhat whimsical in writing his will. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1329 Is it my understanding, you want us to deck the halls with boughs of holly? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1330 I have a feeling we will have to nip this problem in the bud. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1331 After 15 years, the board finally found a CEO in favor of anti-pollution laws. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1332 Rumor has it he gave our previous CEO a fungus. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1333 We need a little bit more biodiversity in this office. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1334 Our poison pill didn't discourage the takeover so we're gonna try a poison oak. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1335 At least it's a step from Trump. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1336 Is it cynical to think that his choice for Secretary of Global Warming may just be a token? 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1337 From now on, the corporate office will answer to the plant. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1338 Be careful what you say. It might be a plant. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1339 It's come to the point where even I think we're better off with President Bush. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1340 Oh no, get ready for his latest discussion on climate change. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1341 Sorry Sir, no one on this board understands photosynthesis! 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1342 Back when the company was falling apart, he alone was deciduous enough to save it. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1343 Be careful what you say I think there could be a plant. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1344 I heard he's rootless. 1.2958 0.07871 71 58 5 8
1345 I can't believe our CEO was supplanted. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1346 He looks thirsty 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1347 Are we all potted or did I just see that leaf talk? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1348 No, this is not an environmental take-over; I'm just as plastic as you. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1349 Now lets hear the media say we are not serious about our green agenda 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1350 Cancel the salad lunch. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1351 Here comes another lecture about organic growth. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1352 His top priority is going paperless. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1353 Does the new plant manager seems green? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1354 We get it, you're vegan. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1355 Sadly, he's a perennial. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1356 He doesn't have much experience, but his potential for growth is amazing... 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1357 What happened to the horse's ass? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1358 I didn't realize we had literally elected a potted plant. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1359 To start, let's congratulate ourselves on adoption of the new radical diversity policy. 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1360 You are to use me for medicinal purposes only. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1361 As of today there will be no vegetarian options in the cafeteria. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1362 You'll get used to it. In my last panel, the CEO was a goldfish. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1363 Unlike my predecessor, I'm not a fern, so there are going to be some major changes. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1364 I'm still shocked we voted him in. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1365 I'm afraid Seymour will not be joining us today... 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1366 In his dream, Fred was Chairman of the Board. But when he awoke, he was still a potted plant. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1367 Organic, sustainable, local, plus it screams diversity of our board! 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1368 …and there's no truth to the rumor that I'm a plant from corporate HQ. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1369 Donald couldn't make it so we found something similar. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1370 I know some of you were passed over for the position of Plant Manager. I assure you, I am uniquely qualified. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1371 He seems taller since the last board meeting. Maybe photosynthesis is real. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1372 A show of hands, please, from those of you who have read The Secret Life of Plants. 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1373 All in favor of photosynthesis...say aye. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1374 Looks like the boss is potted again. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1375 Congratulate me. I'm legal now. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1376 he didn't just say "leaf it to me" did he? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1377 The decision we need today is should we shut down the plant. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1378 Our CEO is a GMO. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1379 Next on the agenda is the low level of carbon dioxide in the office 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1380 He's growing into the job. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1381 None of that "Mr. Settia" formality. In this room, you can call me Poin. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1382 First, I am really tired of you all sucking the air out the room. 1.2958 0.07871 71 58 5 8
1383 So I'm going to buy the farm. Best of luck to you all. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1384 Well this company went to pot fast! 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1385 How did our competitor put a plant this high up in the company? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1386 But we already cut all the low hanging fruit. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1387 This company needs to get back to its roots. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1388 Let's not discuss our proprietary business here. I think there might be a plant in the room. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1389 When are we going to tell him that he wasn't picked to be the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1390 Can I get you some water before we start the interview? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1391 Do you think he'll mind if I leave early? 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1392 No, no, keep feeding me crap! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1393 I hear he likes classical music. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1394 So, it's ten to one we transplant the basil. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1395 Is no one going to offer me a cup of water? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1396 As my first order as acting president, we are going completely green. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1397 Robert? 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1398 Looks like it's a Russian plant 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1399 I don't care if he is a plant. He's the best CEO we've ever had. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1400 When we go to lunch, best not to order a salad. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1401 You have to hand it to Chairman Smith. He said, 'Plant my ashes when I die and I'll be back.' 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1402 I'm not sick, I'm deciduous. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1403 Don't let the graft fool you--he lost his top leaves years ago. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1404 Maybe we should have voted for Hillary. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1405 This is one Bush I can work with. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1406 I told you that this company was going to pot. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1407 Like you, our company has many branches............ 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1408 The election changed everything 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1409 It's about all those plants we've been closing. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1410 Whoops, it looks like the boss soiled himself again. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1411 He said he was taking the company green! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1412 When the board voted to go green I'll bet you didn't expect this. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1413 No worries. I'm just "medicinal" 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1414 Let's go over our growth plan. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1415 This may be taking 'diversity' too far. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1416 Our new CEO doesn't have one bloomin' idea. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1417 Here comes the 'more water, more sunshine' speech. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1418 I'm glad we finally have someone with roots in this company. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1419 This branch is underperforming. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1420 So, which one of you banned Miracle Grow on the company drug test list? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1421 You told me to find a diversity hire that wouldn't upset the rest of the Board. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1422 Let me be the first one to say that your leaves look particularly shiny today, Sir. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1423 Somebody get me a glass of water. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1424 His bark is worse than his bite. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1425 This wasn't what I had in mind when they said we needed organic growth. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1426 I know what you're all thinking and no, I'm not THAT Robert Plant. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1427 I'm turning over a new leaf. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1428 I've gathered you all here to dispel any rumors of the plant closing. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1429 The Green Party has taken over. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1430 When they said "a Bush" was taking over, this not what I had in mind. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1431 There's definitely some room for growth here. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1432 Careful what you say around this guy, I hear he's a plant. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1433 I've never seen him wilt like that. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1434 Donald can't be with us today. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1435 The Board thinks he'll be a breath of fresh air. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1436 Can we get you a glass of water? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1437 Next I have people coming in for a photosynthesis op. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1438 I know many of you think I'm a secret agent but I'm just a plant! 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1439 Lettuce begin, shall we? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1440 The consultants said this company could be run by a potted plant. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1441 Not much of a personality but a leader in his field. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1442 Next on the agenda: Paid Family Leaf 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1443 I called the meeting for two reasons. Reincarnation is possible and I'm going to need watering. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1444 Management wasn't kidding when they put out that memo about going green. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1445 Let's put this hosta takeover behind us. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1446 Harold, you son of a beech. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1447 This isn't what I pictured when I heard we were 'going green.' 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1448 Board diversity I get, but biodiversity? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1449 You are right, our CEO does have the IQ of a house plant. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1450 Our new CEO is growing on me. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1451 I doubt he's ever gonna make a motion.... 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1452 That little GMO experiment may have backfired. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1453 Did our CEO last say he was leaving or leafing? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1454 All in favor of legalized pot, say aye. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1455 I want you all to know I'm resigning as CEO to become the nominee of the Green Party. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1456 Our start-up has advanced past the seed funding stage. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1457 I think he's trying to ficus. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1458 I just want to say one word to you: "fertilizer". 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1459 Isn't he supposed to be at the perennial general meeting? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1460 MAKE THE SOIL GREAT AGAIN! 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1461 I've been asked to serve in Trump's cabinet. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1462 As the first trans plant CEO, we have made history by shattering the grass ceiling. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1463 I knew becoming a strict vegan wasn't a good idea for him. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1464 Makes sense to me. A plant running a plant. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1465 The key to growing this company is switching to solar panels. Trust me. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1466 'The Little Board Meeting of Horrors' 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1467 All those in favor my new watering schedule, please say aye. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1468 I think the Chair wants us to branch out 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1469 Whose turn is it to water him? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1470 With water and sunlight, there's nothing we can't do. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1471 As usual, Mr. Evergreen will open and close the meeting with a silent prayer. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1472 Did we merge with Monsanto? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1473 After eight hours of deliberations, Ned volunteered to take home the president, keep him away from direct sunlight and keep the soil slightly moist. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1474 I don't understand why they refuse to hire a perennial. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1475 I'm sure you're all surprised that I was elected president. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1476 I know it's weird, but the new chairman sort of grows on you. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1477 Watch what you say. It may be a plant. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1478 We've entered a period of slow growth. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1479 I think the company is taking this whole 'green initiative' a bit far. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1480 The Board thought we needed more biodiversity. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1481 We're falling into the red now, but if we can make it to the spring, we'll be back in the green. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1482 The smart strategy is to diversify our hedge funds. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1483 Twenty years ago today I started working here as a wall flower. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1484 I'm here because Lisa was sucking all the oxygen out of these meetings. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1485 Still makes a better president than Donald Trump 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1486 I don't know if it was the board or some other company behind this, but I have strong suspicions that one of us is a plant. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1487 He's growing into the job. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1488 I notice only Miller and Harrison thought to water me. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1489 Please tell me I don't have salad stuck in my teeth. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1490 I see tremendous growth potential. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1491 First up on today's agenda, who's going to water me. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1492 It looks like the Chairman took that seed money we approved last quarter quite literally. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1493 The board agrees that because of rapid growth it's time to re-pot the CEO. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1494 At least it will be better to have a climber instead of a groper. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1495 Big deal! I remember when he was just a shrub 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1496 What date should we choose for "bring your seedling to work" day? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1497 As we feared, there's a plant in the board room. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1498 Is somebody going to say something? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1499 Could someone please get us some water. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1500 OK, meeting over. Let's get potted. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1501 Read my leaves. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1502 Our grassroots campaign is getting an upgrade. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1503 Are there any objections to our new indirect sunlight conference room? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1504 lets welcome our new plant manager 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1505 It doesn't matter that I didn't win the popular vote. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1506 All those in favor of opening another branch say "aye." 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1507 Believe me, we will make America bloom again. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1508 We're concerned we might be overplaying our position in the "Green" economy. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1509 You can't see the forest for the CEO's. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1510 And each of you will have to turn over a new leaf, so to speak 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1511 I hope one day I will not be the token plant manager. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1512 The good news is we are now the leading manufacture of paper. The bad news is my whole family has been wiped out. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1513 He would like us to just call him Robert. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1514 He started out as a summer acorn. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1515 Looks like we're going green. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1516 Of course, we're all sorry to hear you're leaving. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1517 He talks about STEM, then leaves. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1518 He was a bit of a wallflower in high school. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1519 Once proposition 64 passes, we should all get acquainted with our new source of revenue. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1520 "I hear he came up with a way to turn plain old water and sunlight into food. This is going to change everything. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1521 My bark is really worse than my bite 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1522 I wouldn't trust her. She could be a plant from one of our competitors. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1523 Our aim should be to grow this company organically. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1524 He referred to my report as a leaflet. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1525 It's part of our new Green Initiative 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1526 I think it's time we start questioning the horticulture of this office. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1527 Ultimately, the new head of the spy agency turned out to be, indeed, a plant. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1528 We've called this special meeting to discuss conditions at the plant. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1529 The next move is a paperless office. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1530 It's weird being on the board of a power plant. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1531 Can we trust him? What if he's a plant? 1.2794 0.07796 68 56 5 7
1532 I told you we needed more than seed capital. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1533 The new branch manager is an off shoot from the hedge funds Dept I hear. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1534 He's still only President-Elect, come January we'll plant him in the Rose Garden 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1535 Hey! Where's MY water? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1536 And now the good news: Arbor Day will be a day off for the staff next year. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1537 The vote was 10 to 1. Today's lunch would be catered by Saul's Deli rather than by indirect sunlight. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1538 I am looking forward to growing roots here. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1539 I'm not taking questions about that. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1540 First let me say that it's an honor to join the team as your plant manager. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1541 This should shut the environmentalists up. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1542 Yes, it's time to turn over a new leaf. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1543 We're turning over a new leaf. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1544 Well, it's better than a PowerPoint. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1545 What are your plans for growth this year? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1546 Once upon a time, I was a wall flower. Now I'm the CEO! 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1547 I'd like to start with environmental policies. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1548 I thought we were all bringing pot. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1549 Do any of you know how to roll it? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1550 Ever notice that the chairman always finds the sunny side of things? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1551 I'm sure the chair speaks for all of us. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1552 I've called you here to discuss our leave policy. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1553 I'm sure you are wondering why I called this meeting. 1.2794 0.08073 68 57 3 8
1554 Looks like the boss is going to seed. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1555 So, we did get rid of the deadwood. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1556 We've got to attract more seed money. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1557 Somebody said a potted plant could do a better job than the boss. They may be right, we're all paying attention today. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1558 We're not leaving til I find out which one of called me a perennial 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1559 I'm pleased to report that our organic growth initiatives have been successful 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1560 Sure, we've made strides, but where's the bio-diversity?" 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1561 He's going green. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1562 The board has decided to expand the plant. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1563 We asked for childcare that's free. Not a white chair and a tree. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1564 I say let the pruning begin. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1565 I'm told he's the new branch president . 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1566 Truly a natural leader. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1567 I'm announcing my bid for the 2020 Republican nomination. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1568 This company has an important legacy. The table you are sitting around was once a piece of my father. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1569 Be careful. He has spies everywhere. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1570 He was a late bloomer 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1571 Who assumed I didn't want a hard copy of the agenda? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1572 He's really taking this "going green" thing seriously. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1573 'I meant we should buy a construction plant.' 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1574 Great, the Board of Directors brought in another green CEO. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1575 I heard he was elected the nominee of the Green Party. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1576 This is the guy behind the next Apple. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1577 If you don't mind. Let's start with a little water. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1578 All in favor of a hosta take-over, say "aye". 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1579 Before we get started, it is important we all stay hydrated. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1580 The introduction of the new CEO literally sucked the oxygen out of the room. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1581 1.2794 0.07796 68 56 5 7
1582 He always said he wanted to be planted there forever 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1583 Screw HR, fire all the vegetarians. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1584 This is what happens when you don't vote. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1585 We voted to go green, but this is ridiculous! 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1586 Thank you for coming. So, I'm thinking of running in 2020... 1.2794 0.07796 68 56 5 7
1587 We're in trouble. The new CEO is waaay too green. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1588 Relax. We're not the first failing bank to announce the opening of a new branch. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1589 He insists he's not a plant from outside. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1590 Wow, we really ARE easily replaceable. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1591 Since he took over, there's certainly been a lot of emphasis on growth. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1592 I need not remind anyone in this room how crucial this fourth quarter is. I'm going to need each and every one of you exhaling all the CO2 you can. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1593 Plants create jobs, people. We need to build more plants. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1594 A victim to the greenhouse glass ceiling, Kate watches as yet another of her office plants is promoted over her. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1595 I've always heard a potted plant could be president...I guess we are about to find out. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1596 Our company prides itself on its diversity. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1597 Sir, the board has arranged for Security to water you over the holiday weekend. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1598 I told you we were going green. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1599 Where's the Plant Manager? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1600 Secretary of Agriculture. Well, Trump did say he wanted to shake up Washington. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1601 Let's hope he grows in the job. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1602 Mr. Trump will be back in four years! 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1603 Don't worry, I hear He's an Industrial plant! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1604 I told you the new boss would be a plant from headquarters. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1605 I think the new boss is a plant. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1606 I read his self-evaluation last night -- you'd think he was a tree! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1607 Be careful what you say. It might be a plant. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1608 We haven't had any harassment issues, and the oxygen is a plus. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1609 Let's all give a warm welcome to our new plant manager. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1610 Bush Cabinet 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1611 Is it rude to water him? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1612 I see they are taking an organic approach to leadership. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1613 I thought 'fern' was just a nickname. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1614 I realize some of you think I'm too green to lead this company. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1615 We’re branching out into stem cell research. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1616 No, I'm Phil. My sister is Rhoda. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1617 Careful what you say. There is a plant on the board. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1618 So far, he's the best CEO this company has ever had. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1619 We didn't get to where we are today without you guys getting you're hands dirty. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1620 I've been transferred to a branch office. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1621 It is great to see someone break through the grass ceiling. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1622 If Trump can be president, I can be your CEO. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1623 Ever since he became President he's been sending this fern in his place. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1624 Does the Chairman look pot bound to you? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1625 Now to talk about growth in our branch office... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1626 He's really grown with the company. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1627 The Green Party examines why it only managed 2 percent of the popular vote 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1628 Welcome to the Cannabis, Inc think tank. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1629 He always did like a little pot! 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1630 Fern's going to report on the new plant manager. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1631 Are we going to talk about STEM education again? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1632 Well it has always been my ambition to join a law firm like Ficus, Philodendron & Fushia 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1633 I've leafed through all of your recommendations; however, none of them address the roots of the problem. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1634 It's time for us to go dormant until the spring quarter 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1635 His opinions will grow on you. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1636 We don't need to whisper, I don't think it can hear us. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1637 First time running the meeting without the plant supervisor. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1638 Why did the drinking fountain step down? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1639 Uproot yourselves, and think outside of the pot. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1640 The day marijuana became legal in New York . 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1641 The new chair of the Climate Change Committee was rumored to have real roots in phytology. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1642 I don't think this is what he meant by "invest in a rubber plant". 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1643 The complaint has been duly noted: the seat at the head of the table should be assigned by seniority rather than who requires direct sunlight. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1644 He's got the sunniest office in the building. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1645 soooo... who again voted for the green candidate? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1646 Maybe he's going a little overboard with this "blind trust" thing. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1647 As your new CEO, my first change is to eliminate the cafeteria salad bar. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1648 Keep talking. Apparently they like it. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1649 Finally something that's alive around here. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1650 They suspected a plant in the office. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1651 I always thought the potted plant references were metaphorical. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1652 I've heard of a power plant, but this is ridiculous. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1653 I think he's really grown in this position. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1654 Our competition has put a plant in this boardroom and no one leaves until we find out who it is. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1655 This seems like a pretty small step towards becoming carbon neutral. 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
1656 He's all that's left of the Green Party. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1657 The first meeting of The Ficus Focus Group. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1658 The society pages say he's a climber. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1659 How about we make like a tree and leave? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1660 His mother was a pistil. He's a son of a gun. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1661 "THAT'S" the Supreme Court nominee? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1662 Be careful what you say. Looks like a plant. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1663 It is time to turn over a new leaf. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1664 They can't fool me; it's a plant. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1665 I think he's a plant from our competition. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1666 Sorry I'm late everyone, I was getting a bucket of water. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1667 I think it's time we turned over a new leaf. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1668 The Board has decided to "Go Green" and we've started with the CEO! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1669 Are you guys feeding me horse manure? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1670 I think we may have taken this green initiative a step too far... 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1671 I thought it said 'focus group' too. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1672 It has come to my attention that this board is in need of some pruning. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1673 One more thing, let's keep the Watering Can gossip to a minimum. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1674 Evidently the presidency is going to pot 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1675 I thought we agreed to stop watering it? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1676 I'm just going to sit here until one of you gals brings me a cup of water, 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1677 As a vegan she always said "You are what you eat" 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1678 I've been saying this organisation needed a decision tree 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1679 With all due respect, I don't think light and water are gonna grow this company 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1680 Maybe he meant make America green again? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1681 A show of hands for those in favor of a window box... 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1682 He used to be the CEO of House and Garden. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1683 So this is what he meant by going green. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1684 Careful what you say -- it's a plant. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1685 I hear he gets about 200 times the fertilizer as the Philodendron downstairs. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1686 Mr. Green is not a dynamic speaker, but I find his presence very relaxing. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1687 You said the company has plants in every department, but this is ridiculous! 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1688 Can I copy your notes after the meeting? I'm having trouble hearing what Fern is saying. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1689 Your former Chair was about to suck all the oxygen from the room... 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1690 "Welcome to the biennial meeting". 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1691 I'm pleased to announce that we have secured our first round of seed funding. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1692 Our profit margin isn't the only thing that's wilting. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1693 These green initiatives are getting out of hand. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1694 He's taken 'going vegan' to a whole new level. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1695 At least he can't run for President, he's English Ivy 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1696 He's less prickly than the cactus, but still has serious intellectual limitations. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1697 How much do you want to bet he uses the, 'if a tree falls in the forest' line again? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1698 Be careful what you say, there's a plant in the room. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1699 When they said they wanted to grow the company, I thought it was a metaphor. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1700 As the board saw fit to compete head on with hedge funds... 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1701 As predicted the board chairman was a plant all along, but for whom? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1702 Okay, then. Let's roll up our leaves and get to work. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1703 I enjoy board meetings more since the Old Man started using pot. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1704 Careful what you say about the merger - that's an FTC plant. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1705 Now that the former director has been supplanted... 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1706 From what we've all heard, the competition has a lot of dirt on you. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1707 Suspicion grew that one of them was a plant. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1708 You are all about to discover that I am more than just a potted plant. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1709 The board eventually discovered the competition's plant in their midst. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1710 I'm deciduous by nature, so please feel free to remove your coats. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1711 Is it me, or is Fern looking under the weather? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1712 We will build a wall, a magnificient tall wall, and the deer will pay for it. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1713 Allow me to clear up a few things before we get down to business. First, I've never met Moses and though, there is a resemblance, I am not that 'burning bush.' 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1714 He is serious about going green! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1715 I like him better than the last guy. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1716 I know the board said they picked a perennial as president, but I'm telling you, he's a fall guy. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1717 Our competitors have planted a traitor on this board. Nobody leaves this room until we figure out which one is the plant. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1718 I've gone to pot. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1719 More water and less dogs, that's what we need. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1720 I called this meeting to let you know we're going green. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1721 Looks like the boss is turning over a new leaf. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1722 The repotting will affect some more than others. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1723 I'd like to thank all you who came today: Bud, Rose, Iris, Violet and all the rest. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1724 I always suspected a plant in the executive suite. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1725 I assure you the plant is not closing. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1726 I still think we should move it to Mexico. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1727 I can’t tell you how wrong it is that some of you think that I suck out all the oxygen from a room. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1728 I am finally legal thanks to the committee. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1729 These diversity quotas are getting a little out of hand 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1730 Does this mean no Christmas tree. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1731 The dead wood is finally gone. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1732 Time to prune? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1733 I really want us to grow... 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1734 I want to announce that our company has gone green. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1735 He's got it all now - sunlight, water and the big chair. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1736 You're probably wondering why I called this meeting. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1737 How many 'groundbreaking' ideas can he have? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1738 As your new CEO, I intend to grow into the job. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1739 Who forgot the water? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1740 Thank you all for your support for bio-diversity. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1741 With other states passing legalization laws, Colorado felt it had to up the ante... 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1742 I'm here to speak to you about plant operations.. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1743 I'm thinking if we move her seat closer to the light she'll grow into the job. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1744 What's your opinion on global warming? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1745 Something tells me the new boss is a plant... 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1746 Whose bright idea was it to put a Mr Greentree's name on the stockholders ballot for Chairman ? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1747 It was the senior poinsettia in the Trump Tower lobby. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1748 So we are in agreement that it's time to open a new branch office? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1749 Oh no, another bathroom policy issue... 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1750 Well, at least our new leader is a color found in nature. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1751 I've always suspected we had a plant on our board. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1752 I heard we were going green 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1753 I can't believe you're all so stunned by this revelation. I suspected he was a plant from day one. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1754 Watch what you say. That's a company plant. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1755 You may be questioning whether I'm qualified to be here. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1756 They said he had a stroke and was a vegetable, but we never expected THIS! 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1757 So, this is our new growth model? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1758 Welcome to the law fern. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1759 As all of you can imagine, it's pretty important I go south for the winter. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1760 Bonsai is hurtful. We prefer to be called little trees. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1761 C'mon people, it doesn't take a genus. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1762 It just wants all the dirt. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1763 The chairman seems to grow on us 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1764 As your new chairman I intend to take a more organic approach to how our plants operate. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1765 Ohhhh.....this is a coniference call. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1766 Actually, we think you're exceptionally qualified. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1767 Another boring plant update. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1768 My father founded this firm. In fact his trunk is our conference table. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1769 Before we begin, could I get a glass of water too? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1770 The question has been called. Who will water the chairperson? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1771 So do we smoke it or salute it? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1772 At least we don't work for an animal or a mineral. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1773 Next Agenda Item: The Greenhouse Effect. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1774 Someone said he came from Amazon! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1775 The board wanted a CEO with strong roots in the company 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1776 our CEO is such a pothead 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1777 Good morning. Let me introduce myself. I'm the new Plant Manager. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1778 I'm living proof you can still work your way up from the mailroom. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1779 Okay, Okay. We get it, going "Green" is in. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1780 Well, it looks like the boss is potted again. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1781 I didn't know the Bushes had another child. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1782 Just lay on the fertilizer and I'm sure he'll grow to appreciate you. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1783 We have to start thinking green. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1784 What a breath of fresh air! I just love how he's a real outsider. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1785 We hope he leaves soon. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1786 I don't know, he seems a little green. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1787 We're expecting record growth this year 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1788 ...and maybe Trump will be effective as president 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1789 I wanted people who are ruthless, not rootless. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1790 We've voted you out. You never really were one of us. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1791 Okay. Who's the mole? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1792 She's an expert on green energy. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1793 We promised our investors a new chairman and new plant. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1794 " I didn't ask for this reincarnation." "What's on the agenda"? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1795 Don't divulge any company secrets -- I suspect the new CEO is a plant. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1796 Don't look surprised. I have deep roots going back long before any of you. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1797 Our new CEO is committed to green initiatives.... 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1798 I prefer it to Trump. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1799 I propose we invest in shrubbery as a hedge against inflation. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1800 I call our perennial board meeting to order. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1801 Maybe he needs to be repotted. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1802 Our company will continue to promote diversity. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1803 I believe there is a real opportunity for growth here. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1804 Good grief! Another vegetarian. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1805 Hello, my name is Fern, I'll be moderating today. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1806 We they said the new CEO was a bush, I expected Jeb. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1807 We've finally gone green. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1808 Having come up through agri products, I'd like to share some wisdom... 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1809 He hasn't shown us much so far, but we expect him to really bloom in the Spring. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1810 President Bush. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1811 With fronds like those, who needs enemies. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1812 Yes, we are now sorry you didn't run. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1813 Proof positive a potted plant can run this place. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1814 Hedge funds are old news, welcome to the future...Geranium funds! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1815 And what would be so bad about running this company into the ground? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1816 I've heard about this guy. Apparently everywhere he goes, he just concentrates on growth and leaves. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1817 Motion carried! We get raises. Our CEO gets a bigger pot." 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1818 I think it's about time for the Board to turn over a new leaf. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1819 I don't know how Hillary lost this chairmanship vote either. The polls had her ahead by 10%. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1820 Team, our numbers this quarter are so bad I soiled myself. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1821 I think the new management's message is pretty clear - they're planning to ficus. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1822 I guess they're right, going green starts at the top. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1823 The potted plant is only here to break tie votes. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1824 I heard he was trying to improve worldwide plant productivity. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1825 He seems a little too, ehm, green to be CEO. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1826 Not my first choice either, but the other plant was temperamentally unfit to be chairman. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1827 Team, I'm not sure it makes sense to move the plant to Mexico anymore given the recent election results. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1828 Jack says the future is in beanstalks. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1829 She built this company from the ground up. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1830 When our last CEO said he'd leave a green plant as his legacy, I thought he meant the factory! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1831 Our CEO seems to be a bit potted. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1832 Watch what you say. It might be a plant. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1833 It's our new biodiversity hiring policy 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1834 Maybe they've taken affirmative action too far. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1835 The new GM could be here for awhile. He looks like a perenial. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1836 Well, we've tried every other growth strategy. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1837 And for all you conspiracy theorists, I am, indeed, a plant. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1838 We told him to be careful of that vegan diet. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1839 Just to be clear, I'm using the term "pruning" in a metaphorical sense. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1840 Remember, he likes his coffee with extra grounds. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1841 I heard the new chief was a plant from the competition, but I had no idea... 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1842 The buzz is she's a plant. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1843 Meet the new moss, same as the ole moss. 1.2576 0.07877 66 56 3 7
1844 This 'diversity initiative' is getting silly. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1845 If he asks, you're a pescatarian. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1846 I started out as a green shoot in accounting. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1847 Seems like he met at least one growth target. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1848 I expect you each to blossom at some point this next year. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1849 Please welcome Fern, our new branch manager. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1850 I firmly believe that 'going green' is more than just a fad. I'm committed. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1851 I like the division's new emphasis on growth 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1852 If it starts singing 'Feed Me, Seymour,' I am out of here. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1853 Plant Manager assumes CEO role. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1854 WITH DIVERSITY AS OUR GOAL, WE WANT TO WELCOME EUPHORBIA PULCHERRIMA TO OUR COMPANY. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1855 I expect your full support as we branch out and seed new territory. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1856 Which one of you didn't water me last week? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1857 Don't worry, I have control of the watering can 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1858 Well, we always knew he was potted. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1859 The Medical Marijuana Dispensary's hydroponic sample was a big hit at the Board Meeting. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1860 Don't order any vegetarian dish at lunch 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1861 the potted plant most definitely does NOT have the floor 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1862 Let's all welcome the newest member of our biodiversity initiative! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1863 Successful and smooth transition, Mr. President. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1864 I'm sorry to report that our long-term growth this quarter has been slow. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1865 My only concern is that our new CEO is organic, non-GMO, and free trade. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1866 You can never tell if she likes the idea. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1867 ...it's his proxy 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1868 His awkward silences can really suck the carbon dioxide out of a room. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1869 Potty break 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1870 Trump won ! No way we are moving this plant to Mexico. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1871 I know we're trying to go green, but seriously!? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1872 What's stomata? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1873 For once, we actually started on thyme. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1874 They reckon he'll be our candidate in 2020 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1875 I thought we had at least agreed on no more Bushes. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1876 The motion to eliminate all paper use in our company passed unanimously. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1877 Just call me Flora. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1878 Ladies and gentlemen, I've seen the light. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1879 Just look. It thinks this board is going to fall for the whole ‘I’m a late bloomer’ line again. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1880 When they said our new boss was a spy, I wasn't expecting a plant. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1881 How's it growing boss? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1882 We could do worse. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1883 Well, Mary Jane, as part of the interview process we like to ask our candidates..where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1884 Well, this really shatters the glasshouse ceiling. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1885 You wouldn't think that the Chairman would have to save his seat. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1886 It grows on you. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1887 On no, I recognize the new boss; my notepad is his father... 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1888 All those in favor, show a green thumbs up. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1889 I'm Virginia Creeper. I've taken over from Poison Ivy 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
1890 Oh, now you notice me. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1891 I understand now why our headquarters is in Colorado 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1892 The old chairman had to leave because of a pollination scandal. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1893 They say he's a legend at photosynergy. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1894 Who replaced the coffee with Miracle Growth? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1895 ...having agreed to your CEO's 'Green Parachute'-we will now proceed to new business... 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1896 The Green Initiative worked. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
1897 The rumors that you may have heard about me and the potted palm tree in conference room D are completely unfounded. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1898 Explain again how your 'water and sunlight' growth plan would translate to our electronics division. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1899 Stop sucking the oxygen out of the room, Wyman. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1900 He is sucking all the CO2 out of the room. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1901 As I was saying: seed funding is the key to growth. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1902 I fear our competitors have introduced a plant 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1903 "It's time this company gets more green." -- Felix Redmond, age 13 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1904 Before we start, if you could all please pour your glasses of water on me. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
1905 Is that the new plant manager? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1906 She got totally potted last night. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1907 Dammit people, the conference room windows were supposed to face SOUTH and EAST! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1908 Anyone who disagrees can leaf. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1909 I see that you've finally decided a Bush could indeed turn out to be a better choice as your leader. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1910 we haven't seen much growth, so we are going to have to get a new branch manager. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1911 We went green. What do you expect? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1912 Now we can honestly say our company is "going green"! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1913 He's reduced greenhouse gas emissions and improved occupant comfort. Now can we get LEED-certified? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1914 Sir, it has come to our attention that you are a potted plant. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1915 Annual or perennial? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1916 "Rumor has it that it could be a plant." Elaine Ryning, San Francisco, Calif. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1917 He's the new GMO. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1918 I've learned that many of you have complained that there's a plant here in the company. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1919 Good morning, Mr. President 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1920 Shh! He's a plant. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1921 'we're very sorry about your family. no paper print outs next time, people." 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1922 And now, agenda item #1... my proposal to promote that guy in charge of our indoor sprinkler system. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1923 Politics has failed us. It's time to look to other life forms for leadership. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1924 Rumor has it they're putting him in charge of the plant. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1925 I had no idea the new boss was that much of a pothead. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1926 He's still green....but we think he'll grow into the job 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1927 Yeah, I'm a little green but get used to me. I plan on putting down roots. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1928 His father was chairman of the board. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1929 The Chairman wants us to keep his plant watered while he is away. Can we manage that? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1930 Bad news, he's all about the glass ceiling. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1931 I hear the new CEO is going green. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1932 Look, we should at least give it a chance. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1933 I guess I misunderstood when he said he was having an implant 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1934 I'd like to clear the air. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1935 As your new GMO from now on it is all about organic growth--anyone that disagrees can leave. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1936 He said some new things were sprouting in his head. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1937 Broke through the greenhouse ceiling, I hear. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1938 Looks like our CEO is in a vegetative state. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1939 Well, do we smoke it or do we eat it? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1940 I nominate the fern in the hallway, next to the elevator, as co-chair. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1941 People! Take a leaf from my book. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1942 We all agreed to GO GREEN? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1943 The "undercover boss" thing was a fabulous idea; you will not believe what goes on down there. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1944 You're right. It does make the room look bigger. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1945 I move we revise our estimation of the previous CEO's intelligence. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1946 I'm breathing better already 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1947 We replaced Donald Trump with something more down to earth. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1948 He's announcing our new paid sick leaves policy. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1949 Diversity hire. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1950 I expected someone taller 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1951 Starting today, we will turn over a new leaf. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1952 Inside every ficus plant is a CEO crying to get out. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1953 Forget sentience - the other candidate just wasn't trustworthy. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1954 As you know I'm from the Michigan plant. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1955 Mr. President, how exactly do you plan to make America great again? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1956 He's always been a little potty, but I never thought he'd end up like that. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1957 Please pass your waters to the head of the table. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1958 I don't care what you say. I don't like Bush either but he's still better than Trump. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1959 All you people do is suck up my air. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
1960 Are you gonna finish that water, Krebbs? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1961 I always thought the first one to break the greenhouse ceiling would be taller. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1962 Sir, I understand that you can convert CO2 to O but I do not think that addresses our declining revenue. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1963 You're wondering why I called YEW all here (heh, heh, heh)! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1964 The meeting was adjourned when it was discovered that the president was in fact made of plastic 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1965 Did he say that we can be replaced or replanted? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1966 Production isn't keeping up with sales...what's going on down at the plant? 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
1967 This diversity initiative is really shaking things up around here. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1968 Don't you think this is taking diversity too far? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1969 No water for me. I tend to leak. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1970 Yep, an invasive hostile takeover species. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1971 This whole "going green" thing is getting out of hand. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1972 There's no limit to how green this company can be. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1973 It's an honor, Justice Thomas. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1974 Stupid photosynthesis! He expects all of us to make our own food. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1975 The boss is big on biodiversity in hiring. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1976 First off, anyone who's a vegetarian is fired. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1977 Gee Sid, I think I speak for us all when I say You look quite lush this morning! 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1978 Can I take back my bet about the election. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
1979 Now let’s have a sunshine break on the rooftop. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1980 I know we voted for change - but this is ridiculous. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1981 There's going to have to be some pruning. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1982 He looks a little wilted. Maybe he saw the latest sales figures. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1983 Shirley was beginning to suspect that the new chairman was a plant. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
1984 Mark my words, ladies and gentlemen. I have seen the future and its name is 'chlorophyll'! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1985 It's the worst spy disguise I've ever seen. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1986 Ladies and gentlemen, those of you who suggested I was a plant from the CIA are correct. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1987 Weed better get started. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1988 It looks we're going to be part of the ficus group. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1989 I think we have a plant. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1990 First meetings always a little rough, just wait till he blooms. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1991 "Branching out" will now be our corporate mission! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1992 We're thinking about going green. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1993 I want us all to focus on the big pitcher. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1994 The new CEO is dope. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1995 Make America Green Again 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1996 Boss, can we get you some water? You're looking a little green. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1997 Thanks for your sticking by me, this is diversity at its finest. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1998 Looks like a bright sunny day, so we will reconvene outdoors. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1999 Which of you made the joke about doubting that a potted plant could run a board meeting? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2000 I think I need a drink! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2001 I hear he's one who prefers to see the trees and not the forest. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2002 Now that we've gone green, let's talk about bringing back coal. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2003 He looks great after eight weeks in the Betty Ford Greenhouse. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2004 Well, it's better than being called an empty suit! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2005 Now that Mr.Trump is Mr.President we have Mr.Tree to replace him. 1.2576 0.07877 66 56 3 7
2006 All those in favor of the motion, please exhale fully. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2007 So, the question still remains. Should we legalize it? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2008 Management wanted someone with better interpersonal skills. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2009 Don't worry--he's legal in New York. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2010 Members of the Board, my name is Fern, I'll be the new Plant Manager. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2011 I'm your new Chief Environmental Officer. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2012 No one leaves this room till we figure out which of us is the Russian plant. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2013 Looks like the seed of our idea has taken root. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2014 I'm going to need those photosynthesis reports ASAP Jennings. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2015 Only organization that gives you 100% organic, grass-fed bosses. 1.2576 0.07877 66 56 3 7
2016 Breathe. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2017 I think Wikileaks put a plant in our group. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2018 As you can see, we have a good use for our late CEO and his ashes. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2019 We're rebranding the company as green, starting at the top, apparently 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
2020 I always thought it was just an expression. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2021 WELCOME TO THE WHITE HOUSE MR.PRESIDENT 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
2022 I'm betting on no more leafy greens in the cafeteria. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2023 We all think a hanging basket would elevate your image. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2024 You're all probably wondering why I called this meeting. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2025 For the next quarter our focus will be on organic growth. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2026 Be careful what you say, I think he's a plant from corporate... 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2027 In a refreshing move by the new CEO, no tie. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2028 Boss did always say "you are what you eat." 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2029 It's part of our new Green Initiative 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2030 Apparently the boss wasn't kidding that the house plant could be a more dynamic team leader. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2031 We're here today to talk about growth. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2032 I beg to differ. If Trump can do it so can I 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2033 When I heard that our new CEO was a plant by our competitor, I should have taken it more literally. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2034 I heard that, before this, he was the manager of Trump's Twitter account 1.2537 0.07768 67 57 3 7
2035 I liked the fun guy better. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2036 Well, they hired the plant using the same algorithm that keeps us retained, so we pretty much just go with it. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2037 I still can't believe Trump nominated it to lead the EPA. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2038 Don't just sit there, get me some water. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2039 After yesterday's shareholders' meeting he really got potted." 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2040 I know they said we were going Green , but, this is a little too much! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2041 His ashes are buried in the soil, so we figure this is the best way for the Board of Directors to preserve his vision. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2042 I've amended the hostile workplace rules to include 'dumb as a potted plant' jokes. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2043 I knew this would happen. First they legalize marijuana and now it's taking over! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2044 Terrific! Eight years of an 'empty chair' and now this! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2045 We need to hedge. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2046 The good news continues to be high profit margins in our Medical Marijuana Houseplant Division. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2047 Power Plant 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2048 Thanks to the board the seed money has helped get the plant up and running. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2049 Here it comes...another plant closure... 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2050 I see you didn't get the memo about the new dress code. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2051 Welcome to the white house, Mr. Trump. 1.2462 0.07915 65 56 2 7
2052 What do you mean growth has slowed?? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2053 But he IS a potted plant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2054 Did he say he's running for President in four years 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2055 The boss loves to pretend he's down to earth 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2056 ...Because I have more leaves than you. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2057 Monday at the law fern. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2058 I realize that corporate espionage happens, but what makes you think our CEO is a plant? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2059 Look, I was hoping to come back as a dog too, but this is the hand we've been dealt. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2060 Are you ready for the coniferous call? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2061 I don't think we're getting paid this week. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2062 It's 4:20. Time to wrap up. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2063 Yes, Potus. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2064 I think the new CEO is a Plant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2065 The FBI tipped me off that one of the members of our board is a plant 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2066 The president-elect couldn't be here, but we'll take it. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2067 Ok I'll talk to it, but someone else is watering it. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2068 It's our consolation president. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2069 Fine, I'll step down. But you'll hear from my gardener. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2070 It could be worse. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2071 If we keep it alive while he's at the White House, he said we will all get bonuses. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2072 Properly watered, he should reach his full potential in about fifty years. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2073 Which one of you idiots voted for TRUMP? My name is STUMP! STUMP! What's so hard about STUMP? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2074 My growth literally depends on your support. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2075 Can you believe that democratic elections led to a potted plant being in charge? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2076 The shareholders were looking for change. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2077 We're in a growth phase. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2078 I'd like to share with you my family tree. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2079 I think it's time we abandon the Electoral College. 1.2462 0.07605 65 55 4 6
2080 We have a plant in the boardroom. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2081 I think the new CMO is an Industry Plant. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2082 Doesn't look like the boss; I think that guy's a plant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2083 Just one word: chlorophyll. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2084 What's the root cause analysis? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2085 It could be worse, the stalk could be down. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2086 Do you mind if I switch seats with someone? I'm not getting enough sunlight. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2087 Rumors that our 11th board member is a plant by our largest competitor are just not true. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2088 Do you think we have to water daily or weekly? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2089 I prefer to go by my full name, Fernando. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2090 What'd you expect when you came to work for Monsanto? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2091 The board is serious about Going Green. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2092 The money tree looks flush this quarter. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2093 Whose turn is it to water this week? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2094 I thought that was just an expression. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2095 I don't care how tight the budget is... we are NOT laying off the groundskeepers. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2096 I heard he sleeps in his office. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2097 Biodiversity aside, can it lead? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2098 Come on, talk to me. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2099 As new plant director, I intend to take this company back to its roots. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2100 Did he say if we should water it? 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2101 Listen up,aphids! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2102 He used to be so rooted. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2103 Traffic was terrible. Did I miss anything? 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2104 I feel you've all been throwing me some shade. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2105 This meeting is now called to water. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2106 Annual meeting of the governing board of Greenpeace. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2107 Be patient. It'll grow into the job. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2108 Anyone with a nervous system is fair game. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2109 Sir, I can’t help but notice you’ve turned over a new leaf. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2110 Having occupied the CEO'S corner office for years, the ficus lay privy to many of corporates wheeling and dealing. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2111 Did he just ask to be pollenated? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2112 In an inevitable twist, the green movement goes too far. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2113 The board members sat wondering how the push for a 'new, more robust plant' could've gotten so misconstrued. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2114 Water me. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2115 It's Ivanka's. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2116 Don't look at me- I'm not the government plant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2117 Wow, leadership here has really gone to seed. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2118 After this meeting I'm going to swing by the hospital. I heard Carol's mother is ill and hope I can cheer her up. 1.2462 0.07605 65 55 4 6
2119 They sent us to shut down the plant. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2120 At least we broke the greenhouse ceiling this year. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2121 Smoking the boss at work is forbidden. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2122 Eat more meat. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2123 Suddenly the board realized this wasn't an ordinary meeting table, it was the president's grandfather. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2124 What did I miss? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2125 Seed funding is our top priority. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2126 Trump said things would be different. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2127 Be sure to compliment the new pot. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2128 I've been told I'm too green for this job, but as your new plant manager, I promise to grow this company 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2129 When it starts burning we'll begin the meeting. 1.2462 0.07605 65 55 4 6
2130 I know I'm still green here but oxygen is up and carbon dioxide is down; I trust you will consider that in addressing my compensation package. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2131 Don't just sit there like you're staring at a plant! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2132 Our entry into the marijuana business has been very well received. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2133 We will be expanding our markets to Massachusetts, Nevada, and California. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2134 The Plant Manager felt a bit green when he attended corporate meetings. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2135 I'm changing our investment strategy from tobacco stocks to medical marijuana futures. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2136 As the new CEO, my first objective is to cut out all the deadwood. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2137 Rumor has it, she's a plant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2138 Just think of me as the lungs of this organization 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2139 He's a hopelessly inadequate CEO. On the other hand, we pay him with water and fertilizer. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2140 As you know, I am deeply concerned about our plant closings. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
2141 As my first act as your new CEO, no more plant closings. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2142 I say we owe him a chance to turn over a new leaf. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2143 I miss the bathroom breaks. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2144 He's our new supervisor. I heard he's a transplant from the office in Chicago. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2145 I formerly served the president in a more decorative position. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2146 In lieu of any real revenue growth, we've resorted to growing a money tree 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2147 We'll need more seed capital to sustain growth this quarter 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2148 We figured that since Trump's now president, anything goes! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2149 Now I'd like suggestions for our new Plant Manager. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2150 We need to grow organically! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2151 Are you sure this is how we develop our decision tree? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2152 Would you like some water,Sir? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2153 As all of you know, I am rooted deeply in this company. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2154 I predict slow growth this quarter. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2155 Damn neplantism. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2156 Growth is the objective. For that I'll need re-potting. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2157 When rumors emerged of problems at the plant, only the board knew the whole story. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2158 The leaves have it. Motion passed 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2159 We now have biodiversity as well. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2160 All those in favor of fertilizer for lunch, say "aye." 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2161 The younger daughters, Fern and Violet, are quite upset with the way the will was written. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2162 The key to our success begins at our roots. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2163 Legalization seems to have broken other barriers for the plant as well. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2164 Frank's beard is starting to look a little bushy. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2165 A real growth spurt is what we need to see this quarter. We'll need more water, more fertilizer... 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2166 Is this blind trust thing a joke? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2167 Don't expect much input from the Colorado rep! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2168 Plant Parenthood. Where do we go from here? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2169 He's built this company up from the grassroots. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2170 The Chairman hadn't done much for the corporation, but his ashes really perked up his potted plant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2171 They wanted to appoint someone free of corruption. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2172 The boss went undercover. That's just a plant. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2173 Is this the plan for organic growth? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2174 But you have to admit, it's making more sense than our last CEO. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2175 You're probably wondering why I've called you here today. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2176 You were right. The head of the board is a pothead after all. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2177 It's all about growth. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2178 This meeting is called to order, family and genus. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2179 I vote that we go paperless. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2180 The Board is really taking environmental leadership seriously. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2181 No use hiding behind the plant, Hobbs. We know who you voted for. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2182 As your newly elected leader of the Green Party, my primary focus is climate change. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2183 The good news is it doesn't speak and it's not orange. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2184 remember that team building project we did where we shared ideas and planted seeds... 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2185 We decided to spruce things up. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2186 A weak replacement for Fern. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2187 HR said they really branched out to get this one. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2188 It's your turn to change his soil. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2189 This new 'Go Green' campaign has gone a bit too far. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2190 Great five-year growth potential is what we told the recruiters we were looking for... 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2191 Fair trade, oxygen for carbon dioxide. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2192 Here we go, another wilting stare. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2193 And in conclusion, I'll need watering once a week. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2194 he really put 100% into going green 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2195 The most demoralizing thing is that CEO salaries are about 300 times higher than the average worker. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2196 They say he's an expert on growth. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2197 That was the day that 'Hail to the Chief' was replaced with 'Hail to the Kale'. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2198 Be assured that in time I will earn your respect, until then continue to ignore me. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2199 Board gender diversity is one thing but if biodiversity takes root we're doomed. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2200 Well at least I've experienced significant growth. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2201 Don't make me do the burning bush thing!!! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2202 I'm afraid our decision is final. We've decided to turn over a new leaf! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2203 "Before we proceed, just a reminder that my location in the southwest corner window is not negotiable". 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2204 Intercepted e-mails from our competitors suggest that one of us is a plant. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2205 I dont know whether to salute, or water it. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2206 We all support equality in the work place, but this is ridiculous. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2207 When I learned you wanted to replace the plant, I assumed you meant our manufacturing facility. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2208 We need to cultivate a growth ethos. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2209 He's always been a bit of a flower child. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2210 Sales are withering up, people. What the ficus going on? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2211 This will only perpetuate the glass ceiling. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2212 It ain't easy being green. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2213 We're branching out! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2214 Going green begins with me! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2215 He came up through our undercover branch. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2216 Our company's commitment to going green starts right at the top. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2217 He's come a long way from plant manager! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2218 So you got elected. Now how do you govern? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2219 There's no glass ceiling in the forest! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2220 Some of you will be leafing. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2221 I think we are all painfully aware that the succulent was unable to attend today's board meeting..... 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2222 The plant manager will be right in. 1.2462 0.07605 65 55 4 6
2223 There hasn't been quiet as much growth as we expected... 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2224 It's part of our green initiative. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
2225 Can someone please pass me some water. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2226 Listen up, people! We're getting a new plant. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2227 Strangely, no one besides us has even noticed a difference. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2228 I want to know which one of you overestimated this quarter's growth. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2229 It grew into a leadership position. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2230 HR is taking those studies on sentience quite seriously. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2231 I hear we're going green. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
2232 All those in favor raise your frond. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2233 It's your turn to water him. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2234 Let's sell oxygen... 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2235 It's a lot nicer than that horrid cactus last year. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2236 We are going to need a new plant manager. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2237 May I have a glass of water, please? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2238 Acme Paper Company has always been a family business. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2239 Other than the language change, everything remains the same. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2240 Perhaps we should defer to the other Herb. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2241 I think he wants to be legalized? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2242 Do we have to Water It? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2243 I suggest that we empty our water glasses into the the pot and adjourn until tomorrow. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2244 He's not usually this quiet 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2245 It's all gone to pot now that he's President Elect 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2246 The irony is he was always a meat eater. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2247 I hear he only drinks water. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2248 She took over for the ficus who got the ax. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2249 "As we are now Going Green, I thought I should set a good example.' 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2250 Did Mr. Trump get a new barber? 1.2381 0.07745 63 54 3 6
2251 I thought we would be working at a power plant, not for one. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2252 A typical board meeting in Denver 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2253 It just seems like he is always potted. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2254 Crack the glass ceiling and water the chairman. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2255 "And that concludes our meeting", now please get me some water". 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2256 I'm so tired of his hidden agenda. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2257 No one mention the aphids in the room. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2258 Brace yourself for another diatribe on seed funding... 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2259 Who knew they were correct when they said ANY write in candidate could win this year. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2260 This carbon off-set program is getting out of hand 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2261 The board considers the reductio ad absurdum result of their diversity initiatives 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2262 It was hoped the new CEO would be a breathe of fresh air. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2263 Good news. We won't be closing any of our plants afterall. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2264 Careful, I heard that the new CFO is a plant, a spy from the competition. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2265 A new level of boardroom diversity. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2266 I've been the plant for some time now. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2267 I hear Plant Management demanded a seat at the table. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2268 I wanted to inform you all of the plant takeover. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2269 I'm glad he's gone, but maybe we've gone a bit too far in the other direction. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2270 Forsythia said to start without her 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2271 Could someone please get us some water. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2272 Okay people, let's hear some ideas from the Ivy League. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2273 The investors said they wanted more natural leadership. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2274 Well, I'm not Brendan Sullivan. I'm a potted plant. That's my job. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2275 Regretfully, I will be outsourcing all your jobs to a plant in China. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2276 It must be bugged. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2277 We'ed like to welcome you. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2278 I'm pleased to report that we're way ahead of our '2016 diversity in the workplace' goals. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2279 Did you hear? The new partner turns fertilizer into fresh air. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2280 I want to start the meeting with a report about our newest plants. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2281 It was at that moment we knew he was a plant from our competitor. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2282 What, maybe you were expecting a burning bush? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2283 Watch what you say! It looks like a plant. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2284 It's time this company got its hands dirty. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2285 I think this new VP might be a plant. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2286 Meet the new moss, same as the ole moss. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2287 Is it just me , or does the room smell fresher ? . 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2288 I just want everyone to know that I am hearing your concerns about our new green initiative and completely photosynthesize with you all. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2289 I see Mary Jane was voted in. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2290 Listen, what I'm talking about here is a water and sunlight approach to growth 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2291 Our first order of business is to remove all blinds and let the light shine in. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
2292 Hey Trump, why don't ya make like a tree and leave? 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2293 Corporate said we needed a breath of fresh air. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2294 That's it! Great meeting people. Say, would someone mist me on their way out? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2295 We can't afford to rest on our laurels. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2296 LGBTQ inclusive, yes. Gymnosperm inclusive, no! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2297 I believe we should have more power plants in cities. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2298 You're looking well fertilized this morning, Sir! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2299 That'll teach Henderson to go out on a limb. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2300 He's going to run us into the dirt. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2301 I'm going to need a fern offer 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2302 Of course the whole company is going to pot 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2303 I'd like to call this meeting to water. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2304 I took the liberty of ordering in fertilizer for lunch. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2305 Are the implants that obvious? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2306 As your new CEO, I pledge to never suck all the oxygen out of this room. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2307 Do you think he'll notice if we just get up and leaf? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2308 My name is Fronds, not Franz. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2309 The election results have nothing to do with my leaving. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2310 He may be a potted plant, but he's our potted plant. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2311 The boss seems to be in a good mood today. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2312 Let's welcome our very first vegetarian CEO! 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2313 Um, maybe it's better you use something other than "leaves of absence." 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2314 The smartest guy in the room takes charge. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2315 His grandfather and his father were both elected. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2316 Of course I want to sell Miracle Grow, but it's the last time I am going to personally test the new formula. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2317 I thought it was time this company turned over a new leaf. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2318 I think fertilizer would improve next quarter's growth forecast. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
2319 So, learning this by osmosis is not an option. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2320 All I can say is, it's a time to reflect and grow. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2321 The day Flora took over. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2322 Maybe we should come back in the Spring. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
2323 When I read the meeting memo I assumed "Future Company Plants" was a typo 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2324 You're right. It does seem like it's on pot. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2325 It is time to turn over a new leaf. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2326 This merger has me feeling uprooted. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2327 He may be green, but he kinda grows on you. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2328 I see that only Fred here has the respect and decency to go paperless. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2329 Don't underestimate me; I'm no shrinking violet. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2330 I guess a vegan diet really isn't for everyone... 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2331 The new business model finally bore fruit 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2332 First item on the menu, company cutbacks. Who has the pruning shears? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2333 I'm having a little trouble catching my breath. Would you mind each exhaling? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2334 Once I'm legal, you won't be so surprised. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2335 Why are we all sitting around here like a bunch of potted plants? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2336 Good mulch is now our priority here. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2337 Growth has been flat again this quarter. That leaves us no choice; we're going to have to trim back. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2338 I'm firmly rooted in the decision to not move to Mexico. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2339 Keep quiet, it's a plant. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2340 From now on, no one touches the low-hanging fruit. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2341 Not what I had in mind when we pushed for greater diversity in upper management. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2342 As of today I am on indefinite leaf. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2343 Now that's change. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2344 The Green Jobs Initiative proves to be overly efficient. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2345 Carry on, folks, I'm potted! 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2346 He has sunlight and water. We're not going anywhere. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2347 I'm pleased to announce that you have all voted in favor of keeping the plant open and operational. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2348 Really you can talk to me, I'm listening. But first a glass of water. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2349 They say he is quiet at first. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2350 Tell us about your impressive growth during the recession. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2351 I called this meeting to discuss growth patterns. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2352 "Do we call him 'Phil' or 'Mr. Philodendron'? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2353 It's time to do some pruning around here. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2354 Suppose we don't water him, er, it? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2355 I said we need to synergize, not photosynthesize. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2356 Can I get some water, please? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2357 He was way too prickly–– it was time the board supplanted him. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2358 Once he is planted there, he takes a while to branch out. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2359 Well, it's more positive than that cactus last time. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2360 Where is MY cup of water?? 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2361 Used some computer generated headhunting process. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2362 Alright, chairpeople. Someone in this room is not who they seem. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2363 A glass of water might help. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2364 Our top priority will be addressing global warming. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2365 Before he departed he left that plant with this note: "The company's going to pot!" 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2366 Well just don't sit there like a bunch of potted plants! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2367 The board finally finds a chairman receptive to their fertilizer. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2368 It's plastic, right? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2369 Our Green initiatives are out of hand. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2370 I think we took the new green initiative a little too far. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2371 I think he took the vegetarian challenge too seriously. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2372 What a waste of CO2. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2373 Let's get to the root of the problem. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2374 The new plant manager's goal was improving the work atmosphere. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2375 If it quacks like a duck... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2376 The new plant manager had few words 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2377 The boss wants us to talk to his plant while he's on vacation. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2378 Let me just plant in idea in your head for a second. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2379 This seems like a case of corporate espionage. I suspect there may be a plant in this room. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2380 In light of our recent election, CEO Leaf Eriksson, promised to ramp up CO2 removal efforts by bringing in more plants. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2381 She won’t downsize but she will ‘bonsai’ our board. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2382 All in favor of going green, say aye. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2383 I was wondering how this blind trust would operate. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2384 Not sure planting a seed always gets the best results. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2385 As Mr. Trump's replacement, are you fine with keeping the 'climate change is a hoax' line? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2386 Watch what you say. Seems that we have a plant from the competition. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2387 How did we let this happen? 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2388 I forgot that today is "Bring Your Begonia to Work Day!" 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2389 Embrace the change. Old fashioned leadership is for the birds. We all know about birds... really, really bad and do nasty things... you just don't wanna know. Terrible, awful things. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2390 Go ahead. Check me for bugs if you'd like. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2391 Unfortunately, I can only assist the team if one of you has a medically debilitating condition. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2392 The Board brought me in because I've always been focused on sustainable growth. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2393 As your new CEO, I feel it's my duty to tell you that there are big changes in the works here at Green Giant. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2394 He's the new Plant CEO. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2395 It's supposed to clear the air. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2396 His personality could use some work. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2397 Yes, it's his only solution to global warming . 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2398 Good news: the new branch has experienced tremendous growth this quarter. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2399 Now with Russell's departure, one of you will become my new Branch Manager. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2400 Well, at least it's not orange. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2401 I've decided who will head our newest branch office. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2402 ...and I want EVERYONE to start thinking more organically! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2403 I am the most intelligent President this country has ever had 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2404 Perhaps I haven't grown with the company, but where can you find horse manure these days? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2405 Sure the new CEO is a little green, but our company's salad days have clearly returned. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2406 Its going to take a long time for us to grow. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2407 Annual reports are rosy and perennials have grown steadily. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2408 Well, at least this is an upgrade from that dart throwing chimp. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2409 It's time to go green. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2410 notice how our CEO is looking a little green around the gills lately 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2411 We're reducing our carbon footprint. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2412 Could someone get me a glass of water as well. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2413 The name is Mendel--James Mendel. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2414 Something must be up. He's unusually quiet today. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2415 She is WAY better than the rutabaga. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2416 Hello coworkers, I have a very personal confession... i'm really into pot. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2417 If you remember me for one thing, 'Stay Hydrated.' 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2418 I bet you wish you had taken M. Night Shyamalan just a bit more seriously. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2419 In this company, don't forget who produces the oxygen. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2420 Apparently he used to do seed funding. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2421 Congratulations Mr. President elect, we are here to help you grow into the job 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2422 What are your thoughts on branching out? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2423 We've gone totally green. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2424 In light of our low third quarter earnings, I'd say this is no time to celebrate and respectfully request that no one decorate me this year. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2425 Well, it couldn't be any worse than the last guy. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2426 What do you people take me for: a sap? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2427 Well, 'going green' has gotten quite bizarre! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2428 I think the Green Party could have a winning candidate this election. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2429 Any other questions? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2430 The company's going green. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2431 The Cannabis Board and its CEO 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2432 Just don't mention shovel-ready projects. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2433 I wasn't expecting this to be the end result from our GMO research. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2434 As chairman, I want you all to act natural. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2435 You're all being replaced. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2436 The President-elect has asked me to renegotiate the Paris Agreement since I seem to know the most about CO2. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2437 Looks like he's a little Green. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2438 The pot may be legal, but I still say it's a plant. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2439 And to think it used to be illegal. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2440 If it can make so much money in Colorado it must be able to save our company. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2441 I'm pleaded to report that stalks are up. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2442 Say nothing it's a plant 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2443 Careful, I think this guy's a plant from the HR Department 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2444 Here at Acme, we are a model of employee biodiversity. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2445 Does anyone know who the plant is? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2446 So you're saying I'M the perennial problem? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2447 No...I suppose an ant can't move a rubber tree plant. Why do you ask? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2448 We sell medical marijuana; we wanted a pot plant, not a potted plant. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2449 What, you expected me to change after you elected me? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2450 I think management overcommitted to going green. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2451 Forget our proposal of cutting branches....let´s look for savings somewhere else... 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2452 Well, at least it's not Donald Trump. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2453 OK mouth breathers thank you for your service its time for me to leaf. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2454 Well now, I see California's on board!! 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2455 Who is going to read out the attached note? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2456 Let's talk about the new plant opening. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2457 Thank you, Melvin, for watering me. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2458 Can we get an update on plant operations? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2459 Welcome to our new branch of government. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2460 Going green should have it's limits 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2461 As leader of the Green Party, I think we have a real chance in 2020 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2462 She's really flourishing in this position 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2463 Looks like the vacation really agreed with him. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2464 Has he been vetted? I think he's a plant. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2465 Who called me a potted plant? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2466 Now remember: By the end of the month, whoever beats the Dow Jones Industrials average by the most, will get to take that plant home with them! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2467 Aren't we taking this environmental commitment thing a bit too far. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2468 Yes, Mr. President? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2469 More direct sunlight people, it's where the business is headed. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2470 I'm not a plant, believe me. I'm the president elect. 1.2258 0.07771 62 54 2 6
2471 I've heard you don't beat around the bush with this one. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2472 Less talking, more watering. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2473 Can someone turn the temperature down...it's like a hothouse in here! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2474 He doesn't have a lot of experience, but corporate said we had to go green. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2475 Let's not discuss company secrets now; there seems to be a plant in the room... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2476 Welcome to the Task Force on Biodiversity. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2477 His communication skills aren't great, but he sure is easy on the eyes. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2478 I think we have to have the mindset of one trying to come up with a New Yorker cartoon caption. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2479 After her recent promotion Fern began leading weekly meetings. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2480 Due to corporate restructuring, I'm sorry to say you've all been pruned. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2481 Our CEO is a GMO. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2482 The board should have elected the lizard. At least it had a brain. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2483 I understand you want the company to grow, sir, but I don't think now is the right time to branch out. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2484 Maybe we've taken the green CEO concept too far. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2485 "What am I? A potted plant? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2486 I heard he took his MBA at Biodiversity. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2487 The point is, ladies and gentleman, that green, for lack of a better word, is good. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2488 What the shareholders want is organic growth. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2489 Don't mention that you are vegan. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2490 Jones did say to look out for a Management plant at this meeting. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2491 Wait a minute, I'm germinating a new idea. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2492 He believed in reincarnation and refused to resigm 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2493 At least he's less of a wall flower than the last guy 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2494 Just another in a long line of bad metaphors. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2495 A plant could run america better than Donald Trump. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2496 Naming me CEO still doesn't make us a green company. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2497 Not a word about the merger--it's obviously a plant. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2498 Apparently he used to be one of Trump's top advisers. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2499 I guess she really got potted last night. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2500 I told you reincarnation is real! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2501 Is it GMO? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2502 She never forgets her roots. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2503 Bob couldn't be here so he sent the plant manager. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2504 My lineage? Leaf Erikson. Why do you ask? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2505 Unsettling news from my pal the White House Christmas tree… the Obamas are moving to Canada. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2506 I'd like to introduce Mr. Spruce from our branch office. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2507 Well, am I diverse enough for this committee!? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2508 This business has gone to pot. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2509 Ever see 'Little Shop of Horrors?' 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2510 I think it's time for the company to turn over a new leaf. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2511 What are we not seeing??? 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2512 I've been elected President. I am declaring a permanent vegetative state. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2513 His compensation package is a mix of stock options and core mineral nutrients 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2514 This wasn't what I meant when I said the company needed to get back to its roots. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2515 Hello, my name is Phyl and I'll be taking over for the late Mr. Stemsley. But he'll be here in spirit, as his wife had him composted. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2516 Whose turn is it to water him? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2517 This month's growth is through the roof! But anyway, let's get back on topic. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2518 So far, our slow growth plan seems to be working. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2519 I'd like this meeting to come to arbor. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2520 I'm going to ask for a raise while he's still green. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2521 I'm forecasting growth. I can just feel it. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2522 I AM the North American plant. Don't forget that. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2523 It was brought in to offer a breath of fresh air. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2524 I know Luther said he wanted us to "go green," but did you think this is what he meant? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2525 Oh, yes sir, wonderful idea! Poinsettias would make excellent holiday bonuses in lieu of cash! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2526 The public has been demanding a greener leadership 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2527 Unfortunately we have been charged with taxonomy evasion. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2528 Damn the reward, we cannot risk our seed capital. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2529 I hate it when we all have to face the sun. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2530 Now that marijuana is legal , we thought it would be best to bring in a ceo with roots in the industry. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2531 The company is taking the concept of plant manager a little too far. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2532 By quarter's end, we'll be 100 percent green. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2533 While we always said he could be replaced by one, who knew it would increase revenue by 11 per cent? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2534 I always suspected we had a plant. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2535 We appointed him because we thought we could control him. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2536 At this point we thought we would give Bush another term 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2537 I can't do it all by myself, so let's invest in nuclear. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2538 He can call it "deadheading." But I call it "layoffs." 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2539 I know what you're all thinking; the only reason I got this job is cause I'm a fern. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2540 I'm not going to say it first - but - this company has gone to pot! 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2541 Everyone OK for water? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2542 The polls all said it would be the potted palm. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2543 These dang fern-ers are takin all the good jobs! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2544 I think the boss has gone a little too green. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2545 I'd say we're looking at a slow and steady upward growth strategy. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2546 He makes a compelling argument for half of the company portfolio being invested in Miracle-Gro 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2547 I know, "Photosynthesis for Dummies"! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2548 Maybe if we ignore him, he'll just leave. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2549 One word: Vegan. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2550 Is that considered recreational for our break times or medical because we can't stand our jobs? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2551 Our transition to a growth company is now complete. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2552 Our competition planted the seeds of doubt and look what happened. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2553 No pension worries or big bonus payouts and it clears the air. Let's vote. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2554 Please. Stay the course. Growth is still possible. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2555 It's OK to use your outdoor voices. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2556 It is what the chairman can do that none of the rest of us can - photosynthesis. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2557 In hindsight, we should've run you against Trump. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2558 Anybody speak plant? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2559 It was his last wish..... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2560 I had heard he was vegan 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2561 What kind of board are we if the chairman won't even trust us to save his seat? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2562 His final resting place. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2563 The only reason the firm promoted him is because it wants to project a more environmentally friendly image. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2564 Admit it, I've been growing in you. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2565 He almost didn't show up when he heard we're meeting in a board room. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2566 What did you expect when you voted for cannabis? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2567 As you can see, I've been deflowered. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2568 Aphids. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2569 If chosen, I want to assure you all that your offices will have more windows and natural light. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2570 Global Warming: Crisis or Opportunity? Discuss. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2571 We're investing in more scarecrows; end of discussion. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2572 It's like talking to a plant 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2573 It's the Board's new emphasis on different kinds of synthesis. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2574 The next item of business is the watering schedule. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2575 I think we now have enough evidence to go ahead with our genetic engineering plans. 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
2576 It's always great to see the lawyers get promoted. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2577 It's going to be harder to move the plants to Mexico now. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2578 The meeting of the John Birch Society will come to order. 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
2579 When the chairman said he was going to pot, I didn't take him literally. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2580 You do realize that 'Going Green' has its limits, right? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2581 Ladies and gentleman---We are going green! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2582 You folks need to liven up. Drink the water, it does wonders. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2583 With me in charge, this business is going to blossom! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2584 I believe we've invested enough in plant and equipment. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2585 Do we keep minutes at a perennial meeting? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2586 One of us is a plant. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2587 Something tells me this new guy is going to be a despot. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2588 careful what you say-- it could be a pot plant 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2589 As you can see, we brought the new plant on line ahead of schedule and under budget. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2590 I think Mr. Jones has taken this vegan thing too far 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2591 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2592 Let's talk about growth. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2593 I'm leaving the plant. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2594 I would like to introduce the new Chair of our perennial board meeting. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2595 ...and silence swept the room. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2596 I know they wanted us to go green, but this is a bit much 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2597 It was the board's answer to run-away executive compensation. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2598 I'll tell you a little about me.My roots were in the GMO Research field, but then I decided to get my MBA. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2599 Sober or potted, Cupsworth runs a good meeting. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2600 The consultants insisted we invest in our physical plant. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2601 Uh oh, you forgot his water! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2602 Can someone please show me where the water cooler is? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2603 "I've had an epiphany! We're going green! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2604 Disregard that rumor that I'm a plant by our competitor. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2605 So - that's the new plant CEO I take it... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2606 Yeah, yeah, we knew you'd leave eventually. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2607 We thought we would be just as well off with a potted plant. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2608 'I believe in having a growth mindset.' 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2609 We remain unwavering in our commitment to growth. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2610 I know what your all thinking - that I'm a plant from corporate. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2611 Well, he has changed his hairstyle since the election but he still can only talk dirt. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2612 If you ask me, our seed funders made a smart move. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2613 You think those are real? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2614 The only reason he was elected was because of his willingness to branch out. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2615 If Trump is President of the United States, I guess the board figured a plant can be President of the Trump Foundation. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2616 Growth through leadership. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2617 No one can argue the promotion did go to the hardest worker. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2618 Does anyone here ever get the impression that he never takes any of our ideas seriously ? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2619 This isn't what I meant when I said we need to branch out. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2620 Okay, so I'll be leaving this fall, and I need someone to fill in for me. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2621 They must have replaced the elephant. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2622 Did someone say organic growth? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2623 Kale, kale, the gangs all here. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2624 #When he said he was going to pot I didn't think it would be like this!" 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2625 Its golden parachute is a planter at the Brooklyn Botanic Gardens. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2626 I am not going to sit here like a potted plant! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2627 With a little nurturing, I expect us to see exponential growth the next quarter. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2628 Careful, he's from the competition! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2629 The board would like to replace you with a ficus. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2630 If you don’t do your jobs, you’ll all be replaced by plants. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2631 Damn! Was it Marketing or HR that was supposed to water the chief this week? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2632 I wish I had paid more attention in Botany class. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2633 This company needs more BIO-diversity. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2634 Not bad for an oil company. We have a green Chairman and CEO. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2635 I say we challenge the will and I say we do it now. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2636 Starting immediately, all company facilities and employees are to go green! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2637 Pot is not only legal now, but it's legitimate. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2638 We need to stop these leaks! It must be a plant. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2639 All those in favor of draining the swamp? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2640 I'm all for going green but this is too much. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2641 With the company's new going green philosophy, I'll probably be replaced by a poinsettia. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2642 As it turns out, he was the perfect consensus candidate. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2643 And now for a report on manufacturing, I'd like to turn this meeting over to the plant. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2644 The note just says: "With the passing of my father, please accept this simple household plant as my proxy. Do not over water. Signed, Junior". 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2645 Why are those seeds of doubt still growing? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2646 Is this what he meant by "I'm going green." 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2647 Oh, and another thing, don't ever get caught eating a salad. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2648 Today, let us befriend the ideas that uncertainty and paradox are attuned to the normal rhythms of life and that sympathy with nature will lead to leading without leading. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2649 SUPPLANTED! 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2650 Somebody water me, and then I think we're done here. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2651 I think he might be a plant from our competitor. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2652 Well I think the company should go green,but isn't this going too far? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2653 The new CEO is a little green, don't you think? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2654 Agenda item 1: Hiring policy will bar all vegans. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2655 Many board members suspected the new CEO was a plant. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2656 No wonder they said "A potted plant has more business sense than all of you"! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2657 First order of business: Drain the Swamp!!! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2658 You might say I'm potted, but I would say well-grounded! 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2659 The last one was like watching corn grow. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2660 Well, Bob did say he'd be leaving. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2661 We're very proud of our diversity program. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2662 Let's go ahead and get started because I may need to leave. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2663 Sure, I’m a plant. But you can talk freely, I’m not THAT kind of plant. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2664 … and that is why we should all drink Roundup. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2665 I promised you that if we failed to turn a profit I would leave. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2666 I told you he was a Russian plant. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2667 So, the first item on the agenda is Climate Change. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2668 We're going to try for a greenhouse effect. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2669 I've called you together because the time has come the company to branch out. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2670 The potted plant sure is an improvement over the empty suit. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2671 I believe he has finally grown into his position. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2672 The bloomin' idiot at the head of company. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2673 Why did the plant manager call this meeting 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2674 As you can see, we're branching out with this new hire 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2675 We need to be more growth oriented. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2676 He was hired to help the company go green. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2677 'I may be green, but I do know what I am doing.' 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2678 You all still don't know why my office has so many windows? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2679 I'd like to bring up the issue of soil pH levels. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2680 I totally get your nostalgia for Bush. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2681 Look, I'm not just a potted plant here. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2682 Seems like everything is fine down at the plant. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2683 I think Board diversity has gone too far. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2684 I'm beginning to suspect that our new CEO is a rival plant. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2685 You see, our last Chairman turned out to be a mole so you can imagine our reluctancy... 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2686 We really have achieved significant growth from our seed funding. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2687 'K.I.S.S. ... "Keep it seeds and stems" - now that's a catchy slogan! 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2688 Looks like we were finally able to weed out the competition. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2689 The last thing I remember saying was, " Make me a plan, and have it on my desk by Monday." 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2690 Let's just leave it to the chair. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2691 Now (italics) do you believe in climate change? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2692 It's been 50 years and Flower Power is still with us. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2693 Diversity hire. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2694 He's turned over a new leaf. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2695 Human Resources was hoping to increase diversity. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2696 Instead of just a few lunch time martinis, CEO Fulbright decides to attend this weeks staff meeting fully potted. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2697 Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I would like to introduce you to our new branch plant manager. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2698 "Next on our agenda is Plant and Equipment". 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2699 Mr. Trump wants it in charge, while he's in Washington. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2700 Meet our new chairplant! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2701 The bad seed became Chairman of the Board. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2702 To put an end to all the rumors I am the plant the government put in your office. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2703 You were a good choice for Chair, Janice. But white men like houseplants. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2704 The Chairman of the Gourd. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2705 First things first: economies of kale. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2706 If you were a tree, what kind of..... nevermind. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2707 Looks like the new branch manager forgot donuts. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2708 Boss said he'd be going green. --Sophie Salisbury, 11 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2709 I knew he'd gone too "green". 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2710 I may sound paranoid, but it looks like it's a 'plant'! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2711 This whole corporate Greening effort has gotten out of control. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2712 I thought this was supposed to be plant personnel only. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2713 As you know, I've been hired to replace Bill, who, as it turns out, was a plant working for our biggest competitor. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2714 I've decided to shut the plant down indefinitely. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2715 No one talks to me anymore. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2716 This is not what I meant when I said 'prune staff.' 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2717 Okay if you can explain policy to this potted plant you can work in The White House 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2718 I have ideas. I'm not just a potted plant. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2719 To be politically correct , we're going to put a new Plant in Detroit rather than Mexico 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2720 Any questions on the new biodiversity initiative? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2721 I think Bill misunderstood what we meant by low hanging fruit. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2722 That's not what was meant by perennial position. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2723 This biota has noted the by the rota that we haven't met our quota one iota. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2724 As you can see, the company is turning over a new leaf.e 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2725 Now that I'm legal, medically and recreationally, you are all fired. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2726 Our green initiatives must have worked. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2727 I knew it all along! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2728 They had their reservations about appointing it, but it's demonstrated a penchant for growth. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2729 That's funny. I thought the whole "potted plant" thing was just a metaphor.... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2730 Now I've brought you all in here to discuss something of great concern to me: your pledge to reduce carbon emissions. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2731 Stanford University Board of Trustees 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2732 That was no vacation - she's clearly had some work done. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2733 Just give him his Twitter account back so we can go. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2734 So what makes this ficus so different from the last one? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2735 He represents the Green Party. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2736 Does nothing but sit there, look pretty and thrive on all the B.S. thrown around here. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2737 It's not that strange. The last one was orange. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2738 He wanted to see if anybody would notice. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2739 Don't be so naive. It's a plant. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2740 My ideas about branching out just doesn't seem to find roots. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2741 First off, let me squelch the rumors and assure you that I am NOT a competitor plant. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2742 Here's what I see in our future... "trellising" 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2743 Actually, I do take umbrage with your "don't just sit there like a potted plant" remark. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2744 Security says we have a leak – someone in this room is a plant. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2745 He's President-elect, now this ? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2746 This is a "joint" meeting right? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2747 Come on people. Money doesn't grow on trees. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2748 I heard we shouldn't ask him for any leaves. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2749 My story still needs a plot. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2750 I'm your new cap 'n trade CEO. My mission is to sequester your bloviating carbon dioxide. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2751 Another seed funder. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2752 I understand that some of you feel we have taken the spirit of inclusion too far, 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2753 Power Plant 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2754 Is it real? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2755 Looks like growth is on the agenda. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2756 "But that's not the way things work in Washington, Mr. Trump". 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2757 Could someone please bring in some glasses of water. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2758 Own up. Who said I was just a plant? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2759 Well, We Tried Trump 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2760 I know we're down this quarter but I just can't photosympathize with him. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2761 Somebody's got to water it. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2762 The trump tree of knowledge has spoken 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2763 I heard that headquarters invited him; he's their plant. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2764 We've heard from Marketing, we've heard from Human Relations; let's hear from the Plant now. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2765 You can't all keep holding your breath forever. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2766 He only uses flowery speech in May. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2767 You're ferned! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2768 We're now officially green. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2769 May he rest in peace. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2770 I think our 'going green' initiative might have went a bit too far. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2771 Now, about my proposal to branch out even more... 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2772 It's time for this company to go 'green.' 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2773 He wants to cut cutting. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2774 It's the company's "Go Green" initiative. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2775 Now that we have become a green friendly board, what is next on the agenda? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2776 [faint rustling] 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2777 You mark my words: new Boss Man here is a plant. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2778 This company is going green. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2779 Now WE are the only ones sucking all of the oxygen out of the room. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2780 He acts green now, but who's going to fall for it. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2781 It was only a matter of time before he was sup-planted 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2782 So, you are probably wondering about our new environmental leadership program... 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
2783 Does she prefer 'Poin-set-tia' or 'Poin-setta'? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2784 Shouldn't someone mention that we're beyond the seed money stage? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2785 Remember when we laughed when Michael Moore ran a ficus for Congress? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2786 OK, we are officially a green corporation. Now what? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2787 To welcome me as CEO you will all now empty your water glasses into my pot. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2788 This job is going to require a lot of short days and long nights to be fruitful 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2789 So, it's still okay to order sushi for for lunch, right? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2790 So glad the company decided to go green. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2791 Skip lunch? Easy for you to say since you make your own food! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2792 This talk of root cause analysis is making me thirsty. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2793 Are we supposed to water the new CEO? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2794 Eco-friendly starts from the top. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2795 Of course he's a plant but who sent him? The Green Party? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2796 I suppose everyone is feeling a bit green with envy today. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2797 The boss is playing golf but he left watering instructions. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2798 Affirmative action has gone too far. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2799 No, I will NOT call it Mr. Trump while he's gone. And the fire marshal said it can’t be a burning bush, anyway. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2800 We'll get down to new business once all of you are watered properly. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2801 And Ms. Webster will water me while I'm on vacation. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2802 How can we photosynthesize this latest data, folks? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2803 It's come to our attention that our competitor has attempted to install a plant into our organization. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
2804 I know it needs direct sunlight, but that's the best seat in the house!! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2805 He's getting back to his roots. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2806 ..., and that's why legalizing pot is bad for our company. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2807 Our CEO said he wanted to chair some weed with us. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2808 I hear he's a real producer. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2809 Who was it who accused me of being potted? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2810 Am I the only one who thinks we have enough seed money? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2811 Understand that if the company numbers continue to rise, I may bloom prematurely . 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2812 I am well regarded in the music business as I was once the frontman for Led Zeppelin. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2813 We project Cannabis sales increasing with Election PTSD. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2814 As your leader, I promise to photo-sympathize with your needs. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2815 Egad! The environmentalists were right about invasive species taking over. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2816 I heard they were bringing in an expert to talk about organic growth. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2817 Well, we all know who wears the plants in this relationship. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2818 Would someone please give me a glass of water. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2819 What do you say we leaf early? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2820 Someone in this room has been using the executive water cooler. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2821 ...And, as your new plant manager, I wish to announce that we will soon be turning over a new leaf... details will follow... 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2822 Well, let's just start the meeting, folks. I'll use a chair while Dwayne grabs my macrame. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2823 The chairman left a message that if he couldn't prevent another useless meeting he could at least provide a carbon offset. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2824 Did the Board hear you correctly? You want to branch out with new plants everywhere and our lack of growth stems from not establishing roots in the community? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2825 The recent ballot question not only legalized pot but also elected me President. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2826 President Trump’s first cabinet meeting. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2827 First of all, call me Herb. Mr. Gardner... That's my father. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2828 Who can shed some indirect light on the main plant's production last quarter? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2829 In light of the election, I mandate all Christmas trees be yellowish-blonde. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2830 I really do think we have to tell him it's time to retire. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2831 The company's aiming to turn a new leaf. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2832 Shall we tell him no one is actually going to sit there once he gets back? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2833 His humor definitely grows on you. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2834 Sorry, Mr. President, but you cannot fire congress! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2835 The company never cared about climate change under the old CEO 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2836 I dreamt that after you had bowed down to me, I was adorned with a string of lights of many colors. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2837 This week's topic on Corporate Diversity, 'Eco-Sexuality' and your office plant 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2838 With this vote we exclude vegetarians from all our restaurants. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2839 Get this straight, no more plant jokes. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2840 All right: which one of you put herbicide in the soap dispensers? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2841 So,just like that, he up and leaves us? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2842 A tree grows in Boardroom 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2843 He's potted again. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2844 Word is he's taking someone with him to the corner office. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2845 Now Charlie will talk about our new green initiative. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2846 I thought my first plant meeting would be different. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
2847 After the last meeting we needed some oxygen in the room. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2848 ...psst...I liked Fern better. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2849 'I'm particularly pleased with our organic growth figures.' 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2850 Look what happens when we legalize marijuana. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2851 I"m sure you'll treat Fern with the same respect you've always shown me. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2852 Sustainable growth, sure. But photosynthesis? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2853 He'll be here all week to turn your CO2 into oxygen, rather than just bad ideas. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2854 He promised Shareholders that he'd turn a new leaf. We're witnesses to the fact. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2855 His name is Ficus. He's off our regional branch. He'll be assessing us today. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2856 I don't know if this qualifies as being more eco-friendly. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2857 He soiled himself when we told him we needed a growth-oriented strategy. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2858 Our recycling team has knocked it out of the park. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2859 YOU turn over a new leaf. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2860 I didn't know flora counts as "underrepresented." 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2861 I could go for some fresh fertilizer! Anyone else? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2862 No, I am fine, really. Just green with envy. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2863 This month's focus group is frustrated as Zen Master Phil O'Dendron shares his wisdom about reincarnation. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2864 As long as I'm in this chair, we keep a big carbon footprint! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2865 You could replace it with Mr. Baxter and no one would notice. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2866 She might not say much but every winter and spring her true feelings come out.. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2867 From now on just think of me as the CEO who led the marijuana investment strategy. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2868 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.1897 0.07564 58 52 1 5
2869 He looks like our old boss.....but with green leaves and potting soil. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2870 Flowers did not seem appropriate. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2871 When they said it was a promotion from within, I didn't think they meant from within his own office. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2872 I knew the company wanted to go green, but did they have to hire this pot-head? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2873 I've learned that money doesn't grow on me 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2874 Which one of you picked the low hanging fruit? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2875 Is this part of our new green initiative? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2876 And now we wait for the money to grow. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2877 Well that's democracy for you...anyone of us could have been elected chairman..... 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2878 We will be updating our diversity standards to include carbon-neutral 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2879 Congratulations, you're the new face of the Green Party. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2880 I think we’re barking up the wrong tree with this new hire. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2881 I think we are carrying this diversity thing a little too far. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2882 Now, about this ban on G.M.Os... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2883 Let's wait for the Wifi to work to ask Google. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
2884 Don't be intimidated. Just like you, I put on my socks one root at a time. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2885 She always starts wilting in Q3. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2886 Our chairman is very green. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2887 And I'm sure by now you can all guess what his resignation letter said he was going to do. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2888 Who put the power plant in charge? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2889 Good luck explaining this one in the meeting minutes. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2890 Believe me, you're worshipping the wrong guy, I've always been legal. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2891 I've heard a rumor about a take over bid by the azaleas. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2892 Our goal is to embrace workplace diversity. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2893 Regarding the hedge fund, I insist we emphasize the former. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2894 Psst! Are we in the perennial general meeting? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2895 The Green Party was optimistic about their new candidate this year. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2896 Pharma tried everything to keep pot away from the table. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2897 It seems we're all in agreement, then; the legalization of marijuana is a win-win for everyone. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2898 As chairman I must insist on a non vegetarian menu for these lunch meetings. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2899 A moment of silence please, for our latest victim of the greenhouse affect. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2900 ...and I bequeath the plant to my entire executive committee... 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2901 I heard plants don't like fire so we might keep our jobs. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
2902 He may not say much, but he's far more qualified than the last CEO of the Trump Organization 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2903 Now if this plan fails, I'm afraid I'm going to need to ask one of you to throw me out that window. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2904 Perkins, pass me your water. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2905 Just between you and me, I think he has the creativity of a potted plant. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2906 Ladies and gentlemen, no one knows better than I that my father left big roots to fill. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2907 Wait, you're saying you'll make us great again? 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
2908 This green initiative has gone to far ! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2909 I know he has the morals of a plant, but he's our boss now. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2910 Now I'm worried about the "light lunch" we were promised. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2911 So this is what they meant by a green initiative? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2912 Last week our CEO mentioned she was going green. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2913 Sorry, but we voted for global warming instead 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2914 "well" it's a better choice than Donald Trump?! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2915 One day you will all be my fertilizer. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2916 Corporate management recommends that the chairman of the board be re-potted. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2917 I've decided to go Vegan. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2918 We may have gone overboard on the Green thing. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2919 How was I supposed to know what "get a plant in that chair" meant? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2920 Due to budget cuts Bill has been replaced by this nice bamboo plant. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2921 All living things need a seat at the table. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2922 At first I was excited to work for a "pot friendly" company. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2923 Now, let's do a quick bathroom break everyone. I'm thirsty. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2924 He's calm, he's quiet, and he's already providing benefits to the office just by being here. I consider him an excellent choice in light of what we all went through with our last CEO. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2925 I won't stand for any beating around the bush, people! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2926 they'll promote anyone nowadays 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2927 He's looking to increase our carbon dioxide footprint. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2928 I know pot's king, but does it have to be the chairman as well? 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
2929 Corporations have the same rights as individuals, so this should come as no surprise. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2930 Meanwhile, at the Climate Change Conference... 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2931 Just play along. Corporate's going green. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2932 This is from our CEO, Chauncey Gardiner, who wishes he was being here 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2933 You're all fired--but could someone water me first? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2934 We're going green, or we're going home! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2935 Can a perennial get an annual around here? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2936 I believe we should focus all of our investments on solar. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2937 Well, he did want his ashes buried there. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2938 The good news is we're about 10% of the way towards our Green Company target. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2939 You'll find that as CEO I'm not all bark. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2940 Plant Manager; yeah I haven't heard that one before, Earl. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2941 As your CEO, I will model the growth I expect from the company. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2942 He shows up every year, gives a report, and then goes away. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2943 I'd say that is taking "going green" to the extreme. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2944 Budget cuts were tough, we lost ten good ferns. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2945 Carmichael told me last week he'd heard a rumor that someone on the board was a plant. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2946 I didn't like her at first, but she's grown on me. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2947 Wait for it. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2948 Oblivious to the metaphor, and therefore the irony, the board of Security Systems, Ltd, failed to notice that its chief rival had infiltrated its top management. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2949 When you said that the chairman is a dumb as a house plant, I didn't expect a philodendron. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2950 That's what our CEO calls corporate growth. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2951 Mr. Smyth's will said a houseplant had more brains than his idiot son. Um, do you think we should water it? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2952 Yes, Mr. President? 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
2953 Going green is all about image. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2954 I think he's a plant by our competitors 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2955 Did he say ficus or fiscal? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2956 Something is a bit off. Do you think he's a plant? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2957 I think it speaks for itself. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2958 i'd like to start this meeting off with another plug for the value of an Ivy League education 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2959 There is a plant in the room. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2960 Careful. That question could be a fly-trap. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2961 First, we're going to spray water over each of you, and then trim your sleeves up to your shoulders. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2962 I think we went to far with our green imitative. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2963 Okay, who granted the ficus emergency powers? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2964 I hope to improve our reputation as a green-friendly company. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2965 He really wants to push to a paperless firm. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2966 What's different? Is his hair style new? 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
2967 Don't fight it. It's perennial. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2968 Brass is very serious about our green initiative. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2969 I thought that was just an expression. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2970 Pro-Green and more competent than Bush, please welcome President Shrub 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2971 And I fully support the Sunshine Law. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2972 Do you think it will notice if I go to the men's room? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2973 Hang tight, it needs five hours of sun 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2974 I'm a potted plant. That's my job. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2975 It is 2016 people. Diversity counts!! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2976 Hi! My name is Fern, I'm the new CEO of the Sierra Club. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2977 Plant Parenthood Election Discussion 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2978 I guess this means mulch for lunch. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2979 Let's see who's perennial and who's ephemeral. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2980 First, don't call me a plant. The FBI is listening. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2981 Biodiversity training 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2982 Not that different from reporting to the boss, himself. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2983 The Green Party meeting will now come to order. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2984 Wake up! All of you! I still say this is a 'plant'! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2985 We need to move forward and turn over a new leaf! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2986 Everyone realized that the new CEO was just a plant from another corporation. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2987 Shut up, all of you. Do I need to remind you who wears the plants in this company? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2988 Acme Paper Company has always been a family business. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2989 Pot has not just been legalized, we've been put in charge. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2990 The new boss is all into grassroots. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2991 A board meeting of the Environmental Protection Agency. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2992 As your new president I'm planting seeds of change. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2993 This call for diversity has gone off the rails. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2994 From today forward, this company is going green. I'll expect resignations in my pot before the evening watering. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2995 Did you get a haircut, Mr President? 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
2996 They say: "Reap what you sow" and this is what happens. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2997 Don't look so worried. I am sure it'll grow into the role. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2998 Strengthening our roots in the green movement will benefit our future.. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2999 Looks like we're going green. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3000 I'm starting to regret voting leaf. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3001 Don't be throwing shade on me. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3002 Personally, I think we have taken this "go green" thing too far. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3003 Hello, what am I here a potted plant? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3004 I think it's saying, "Stop putting out what I'm taking in." 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3005 His bark is worse than his bite. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3006 The board was confused. Plant unrest was not on the agenda. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3007 It's true that I am a recent transplant, but I intend to sink deep roots here and not just be some potted plant. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3008 The new chairman: Trump.et vine 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3009 I think there's an plant in the room. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3010 Just be nice to him. Even though he has become a vegetable we have to remain PC in these modern times. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3011 I mean, he did say he was going green... 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3012 Now that's an improvement. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3013 Perhaps we've taken this diversity thing a bit too far.. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3014 ... so I say, "what am I, chopped liver?" Anyways, let's get this meeting started. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3015 ... Or Am I? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3016 Yes, I thought having a bush on the board would be helpful. But I was thinking Jenna or Barbara! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3017 This investment is starting to bear fruit. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3018 Smith, I don't like sycophants, so you can just stop that incessant chatter about my exquisitely shiny leaves. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3019 Let me guess. Someone thinks we need more seed funding. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3020 To all of you who think global warming is a hoax... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3021 Look, I see the problem, but it says here that Audubon board rules permit write-ins. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3022 President Trump is too busy to attend cabinet meetings 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3023 It will catch fire soon enough, then we'll know what to do. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3024 I think he's a plant. Will I check for bugs? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3025 He's always sullen when he's not in bloom 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3026 Has everyone met our new VP in charge of Environmental Affairs? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3027 The plant? Guy with the green shirt. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3028 Isn't that the plant we sent to the funeral home? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3029 It's not easy being green! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3030 Donald Stump Cabinet Meeting 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3031 Our last quarters earnings takes my chlorophyl way. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3032 In light of recent leaks we must step up our efforts to protect against Hackers and Plants. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3033 Those in favor of watering, say 'aye.' 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3034 I hear he ran the GMO research division before this job. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3035 I envision a more prosperous company by expanding our plants. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3036 So, I hear you attended Stanford . . . 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3037 So, Zach Galifianakis couldn't make it...? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3038 There being no further business to discuss, please deposit your water in my pot on your way out the door. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3039 I hear he's transplanted from the Denver branch. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3040 This is what his first Cabinet meeting will look like. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3041 This is our new much-less-objectionable presidential candidate. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3042 Good morning. I'm your new transplant. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3043 He is the only one here with a brain. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3044 Well, 'change' is a strong word. But I can safely say I'm taking a much closer look at our environmental policy. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3045 I hear he's actually very intelligent. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3046 What sales slump? Get me miracle grow now! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3047 Careful. I'm bugged. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3048 Well, if overrides the vote, at least we can smoke him and have the last laugh. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3049 Are you sure this is how they do it in The Valley? 1.1897 0.07564 58 52 1 5
3050 It's there to remind us how dumb some stockholders think we are. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3051 Now we can tell the stock holders we have a green initiative. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3052 I'm sure the company can't do any worse with a plant in charge, but what abut the country? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3053 I am here on behalf of all paper, not just white paper 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3054 Thank you for plant-splaining that to us. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3055 Well that's what happens to you when you move to the suburbs. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3056 We're finally turning over a new leaf. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3057 Of course a Douglas Fir would suggest that. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3058 Mr. Trump sends his regrets. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3059 I want this company to look more like what's out there in America. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3060 I'm very happy you've elected me the new chair of the DNC. I know some of you think I'm a GOP plant. I assure you I'm not. Republicans hate growing anything new, be it organic life or ideas. 1.1897 0.07564 58 52 1 5
3061 Welcome to Tree's Company! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3062 I can’t work under these conditions, someone get me some water, open a window, let in some more light. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3063 When they said the new CEO was a plant, I thought it was metaphorical. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3064 I called this meeting because...I need more CO2! All together now. Exhale! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3065 For the last time, they're "manufacturing facilities". We no longer use the "other" word to describe those buildings. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3066 The bottom line is that by now we'd like to see more growth. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3067 They wanted to go with someone more eco-sensitive. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3068 They say he never even sleeps. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3069 We used to be just a branch, and now we get the whole tree. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3070 I am amazed by his quiet reserve. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3071 Thank you for being here. I am concerned about our 'zero growth' this quarter. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3072 During fall, please respect my firm closed door policy 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3073 Our company has decided to turn a new leaf and we are deeply rooted to the idea of going green. Chloro and Phill will be heading up the project. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3074 The memo DID say that he would be on personal leave. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3075 Next person who writes a pot joke is getting written up. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3076 Looks like the CEO was serious about going green!" or "I guess the boss has been supplanted.. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3077 Great to see you all approve of the recreational use of our fine product. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3078 Unfortunately, it has the tie breaking vote. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3079 The company is taking this going green thing a little too far. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3080 The CEO took the suggestion to plant a seed for the future too literally 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3081 I guess you're all wondering why I called this meeting. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3082 The new CEO needs pruning. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3083 I think we can all agree that the fire sprinklers in this building are severely underutilized. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3084 This exemplifies our core values. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3085 You all know how proud I am of our company's role in promoting workplace diversitry. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3086 Ficus says what? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3087 I hear he has a really good agent. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3088 When I said this company is going green, I meant it 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3089 What is the protocol now, do we refer to him as Mr. President-Elect? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3090 We pretend we don't notice that the CEO's ashes are growing ... that way we keep getting $10,000 per meeting. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3091 I'm smarter, lack an orange pallor, have never grabbed a pussy without permission (though women love me) and have a much better CO2 reduction plan than the President-elect. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3092 Shh. The meeting is being called to water. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3093 I know its legal, but did we have to make it Chair? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3094 At least it's not poison ivy. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3095 We can't be trusted to govern ourselves as humans anymore. So, we've brought in a more enlightened being to run the Board. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3096 I agree that he's calming, but can he close the deal with GE? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3097 I always thought a plant in the room would be more, well, stealthy. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3098 Next on the agenda: re-examining our green initiatives 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3099 He won the prize for perfect attendance. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3100 From plant manager to CEO. I gotta learn how to make oxygen. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3101 Now I get the memo that management is going green. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3102 It's moving to the Oval Office. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3103 Our commitment to green initiatives is without peer. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3104 There's talk this new branch manager is a plant for our competition. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3105 They say he started off dirt poor and built this company from sound investments and plenty of sunlight. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3106 I am doing fine, thank you, but how are things at our Detroit plant? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3107 I think we're going GREEN. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3108 Someone level with me. What impact will the water shortage have on our long-term growth strategy? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3109 He leaves for a week, he said... Is this supposed to be funny? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3110 As you sow, so shall you reap. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3111 Now that Marijuana is a legal citizen, I've decided to run for president. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3112 As the new CEO I vow to re-oxygenate the boardroom. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3113 Net-zero staff carbon footprint! And that's final!! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3114 Breathe deep, the boss is going to discuss symbiotic business relationships. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3115 Welcome, fellow compost enthusiasts. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3116 Sir, our "Go Green" initiative has been a huge success thanks to your leadership. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3117 So am I to understand you kept me in the dark for six weeks just to watch a poinsettia turn red? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3118 Investors want growth, we give 'em growth! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3119 According to the takeover agreement, we can't do anything without its approval. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3120 The decision was made to finance a remake 'The Little Shop of Horrors' with an eco-friendly ending. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3121 I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3122 This takes blind trust to a whole new level. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3123 I know it's all about not offending anyone, but could we at least put a bit of tinsel on it? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3124 Stuffed shirt, potted plant--what's the difference?! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3125 Has "the Donald" done something different with his hair 1.1897 0.07564 58 52 1 5
3126 It's time for this company to turn over a new leaf. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3127 Suddenly my pitch for a vegetarian restaurant sounds offensive. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3128 Are we sure we brought the right pot? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3129 I can hardly wait for this year's office party. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3130 I heard he has the business acumen of a CEO. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
3131 He comes to work every day on pot 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3132 They told me that this was just supposed to be until the election is over. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3133 President Elect Trump is busy with the transition. He's asked his surrogate to stand in. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3134 At least, going "green" isn't going to hurt our bottom line! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3135 What do you folks know about photosynthesis? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3136 If you wish to succeed, as I have, you must be willing to eat shit sometimes. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3137 I say we take him to the rooftop and let him wilt. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3138 Another flowery vision that will never take root, I predict. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3139 Does his wife know he was replaced by a potted plant? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3140 'He's a CIA plant.' 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3141 We needed a breath of fresh air around here. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3142 It appears the boss is finally taking our 'going green' idea to front and center. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3143 Ladies and gentleman this is Fern, he's heading up our new Green Program. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3144 Outlook is challenging, there’s just no low-hanging fruit left. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3145 Ladies and gentlemen, you may think I'm a little green at this ,but don't let that fool you.... 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3146 He's on gardening leave. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3147 I must say that the new CEO has certainly planted some good ideas. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3148 What? Is there something on my face? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3149 Great . . . one more responsibility. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3150 Hear me out, guys. I'd just like to plant a seed in your heads. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3151 Have you noticed that Flora's always thirsty? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3152 Our new CEO is an icon in the green economy. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3153 The moment the board realized that the company plant would not be moving to Mexico after all. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3154 First things first. Who's my director of sunlight? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3155 Maybe there was something to the 'slippery slope' argument after all. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3156 Obviously, for our company in particular, growth is key. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3157 Rumor has it the competition has planted a spy. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3158 Let's leaf through the Medical Marijuana in the Workplace Policy 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3159 When they said they planned to grow the company I didn't expect this. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3160 Gina, I see that plant-based diet is really working out for you. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3161 My name is Ficus benjamina, but you can call me Ben. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3162 Are we in Brooklyn? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3163 As our resident environmental impact expert, do you have any objections to the new proposal? If not, we'll go ahead and put you back in the break room. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3164 I think the Diversity Initiative has finally gone too far. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3165 These 'green' initiatives are going too far. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3166 Who would have suspected that the chair was the plant! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3167 We need to talk about Genetically Modified Organisms... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3168 Only his father thinks he has board potential. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3169 This is diversity run amok. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3170 I'm the new branch manager. I want to get to the root of the problem. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3171 Our new green initiative 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3172 The late owner has bequeathed the company to her favorite plant. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3173 Let the minutes show that the CEO arrived at today's Executive Meeting potted. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3174 At least, this one doesn't yell 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3175 Psst...I heard the Boss was seen again at the old watering hole last night. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3176 I think the new CEO is a Plant. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3177 As we move away from coal we have to start rethinking our image. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3178 Bush for president year 2020 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3179 I'm all for diversity, but . . . 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3180 It's name is Ralph, he represents President-Elect Trump's blind trust. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3181 We bushes like being a president. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3182 The best part is that we get to phone it in during the winter. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3183 I'm not sure about this new green initiative. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3184 Let's be clear, I'm a pot head not a pothead. 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
3185 Do we hear you right? You want to be legal in how many states? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3186 I guess the write-in candidate votes really made an impact in this election. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3187 So I think it's clear to all of us that Plant Parenthood's got to go. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3188 I say we just stop watering the President elect, see where that goes. 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
3189 Frankly J.P., we think its a miracle you are still alive. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3190 It's his Halloween costume. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3191 And what am I, chopped liver?! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3192 Are you sure that he's the new plant president? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3193 They said he looked like a pumpkin. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3194 Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to introduce you to the next President of the United States. 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
3195 Sorry, but the board voted 6-4 against approving occupational marijuana 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3196 I think he's on mute 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3197 Although I'm a transplant I plan to establish deep roots in this company. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3198 We haven't seen much growth, well Fern what do you have to say for yourself ? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3199 We think you've taken our attempt to go green a little too far. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3200 I’ve been asked to lead our transition team to the green economy 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3201 Could one of you please bring me some water? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3202 I'm pleased to announce that you have all voted in favor of keeping the plant open and operational. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3203 As figureheads, I prefer hibiscus. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3204 Who ever thought our POT would become POT-US? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3205 I agree, this place has been vegetating for too long. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3206 Shhh, people! I think one of the new directors might be a plant! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3207 Plant wants to run for president 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3208 Can someone start the meeting. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3209 I'm betting it's a plant from our main competitor. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3210 One small step for our former chairman. One giant leap for biotech. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3211 I think one of the board members is a corporate plant 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3212 The only good news I have to report is that the company is not under water. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3213 I thought it would be an inspiration for our new California marijuana launch. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3214 I think he is a board of director's plant. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3215 The Chairman of the Board has taken his green iniative a bit too far this time. 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3216 Sierra Club Board photosynthesis op. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3217 There's no way that decision was organic. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3218 He said company profits would grow more with classical music. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3219 Hey, you should offer him some water 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3220 Good news, our plants still in business. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3221 I'm guessing it has something to do with growing the economy. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3222 The rhizome revolution has begun. Your job is to stop it from spreading. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3223 Our new annual leaf policy will help recruit more perennials. 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3224 ...and for those who continue to produce carbon dioxide, our zero tolerance policy will require that you immediately enroll in breathing cessation classes. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3225 I thought it was time you were updated on the Springfield plant. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3226 ... starting, of course, with our new liberal leave policy... 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3227 As you've heard, in this political climate, we're all going to have to prune back. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3228 Mr.Trump asked us to water it for the next four years. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3229 And that's part of our going green initiative . 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3230 This is Phil Dendron, a representative from the Plant Employees Union. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3231 So are you saying we should branch out? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3232 I want you to know that I have deep feelings for all of you. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3233 We need your input on ways to grow our business. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3234 I see the apple hasn’t fallen far from the tree. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3235 How long do we have to look at that burial plant before we choose a new CEO? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3236 I am not ... well, actually I am a potted plant. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3237 Like most Strategic Plants, this one won’t bear fruit for several years. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3238 Remember when he was just a seedling ? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3239 Careful what you say. I could be wrong but I bet he's a plant. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3240 When they said come meet Mr. Plant, our new CEO, I wasn't quite picturing this. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3241 sent by corporate to breathe fresh new air into their stale office 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3242 Did you think she wants coffee or water? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3243 number 1 on the agenda..my watering scheduling. no.2 Global warming. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3244 You caught me. I'm a plant. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3245 As representatives of the first legal weed company, you dudes could do with a serious makeover. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3246 We're totally going green this fiscal year. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3247 It's a "plant"! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3248 I think we have taken this "Going Green" a bit too far. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3249 You said it was real but I told you it was a plant. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3250 Maybe if we water it? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3251 I called this meeting to clear the air. I am not a corporate plant. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3252 We are going 100% green today, and I don't mean cash. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3253 He's really got to branch out in these meetings 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3254 They say he has a green thumb. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3255 When they said they were planting seeds, I thought they meant for the upcoming merger. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3256 Not the new branch plant I was expecting. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3257 Well this is awkward... 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3258 o.k.,so who's turn is it to water the money tree? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3259 You'll be pleased to know that I plan to provide continuity with the prior chairman's management approach. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3260 Taking the 'organic growth' strategy a little too far. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3261 Do we wait until she leaves? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3262 Your ideas sure are growing on us. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3263 ...In conclusion, ladies and gentleman, let's get out there and vote! The result will determine the quality of fertilizer available to us for the next four years. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3264 Let's let these ideas germinate until our next meeting. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3265 I still don't think he understands how a blind trust works. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3266 Our polling numbers said to go green. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3267 could we please get some bottled water in here? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3268 The employees at the plant wanted more diversity on the board. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3269 Furthermore, we will be starting a new rotation schedule on Monday 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3270 I can't believe this FICUS plant is in charge now. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3271 Yes, sir, mother nature is the boss. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3272 This company really needs to branch out. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3273 They must have brought him in from outside the company. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3274 Jim, you're brilliant. Not only does the new guy make the same contribution of ideas, he costs a fraction of the price! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3275 I think he misunderstood what we meant by "going green". 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3276 He said he would leave after the election. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3277 Well, if you don't like it, you can just leaf 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3278 The rumor that I don't have both feet planted firmly on the ground is grossly exaggerated. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3279 I feel like he's planting the wrong ideas in our heads. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3280 I'm proof positive the plants are coming back to America! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3281 I was told the plant manager wanted to address the board about the impending strike. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3282 Read my lips: long term investment diversification. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3283 Good news - we have been named one of the top green businesses in the city. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3284 All in favor of moving our plant offshore, say "Aye"! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3285 The experts recommend you stop soiling yourself, but what the hell do they know? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3286 First item on the agenda is plant management. As you know, I have become pot-bound and will need a transplant operation. The prognosis is very good and I expect to multiply. Lets discuss. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3287 I guess he overdid the vegan thing! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3288 The Board suspected the Chairman was an FBI plant. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3289 Biodiversity! Corporate diversity's final frontier. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3290 I was NOT planted from the outside. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3291 Glad to see you could make it, Nelson 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3292 I believe he's reminding us that money doesn't grow on trees! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3293 At least know we're forced to use renewable energy. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3294 Well, the change might grow on us. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3295 I may be in a vegetative state but I'm not dead. I can still run this company. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3296 On the agenda today is Green Investments 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3297 What now Mr President? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3298 Let's all just give it a chance..A new PEO just might be exactly what we need here to make it work. 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
3299 Pot luck vegan lunch it is. Next on our agenda? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3300 Just because the shareholders voted you in doesn't mean your fit to leave 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3301 There's my proposal, take it or leaf it. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3302 Isn't this Friday? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3303 it was appointed because of it's strength as an outsider 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3304 There's no escaping the fact that under animal kingdom leadership this company has gone eleven straight years without a profit. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3305 Shhh...don't talk! There's a plant in the room. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3306 R&D has developed a solution to the atmosphere's declining oxygen levels. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3307 Bloom where you're planted, people. I cannot stress this enough. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3308 I always knew the chairs were plants. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3309 Let's make like a tree and leave. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3310 You were expecting a Trump-it plant? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3311 If you don't agree feel free to leaf now. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3312 Can we get some more water here? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3313 My mother said to respect all living things. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3314 Anyone else wanna leave? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3315 You're telling me Herb was the only one who got the memo on our transition to paperless? Do I look like a sapling? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3316 Our company needs more focus on the greenhouse effect. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3317 (Let's see if this learning by osmosis thing is a two-way street.) 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3318 The importance of succession planning. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3319 Ten lawyers and he still got indicted. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3320 Is it just me or don't also you think the Chairman has turned over a new leaf? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3321 With the recent election that project went to pot. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3322 I said ficus but he heard something else. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3323 Are you here to talk about our over usage on paper? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3324 What can we do to help you get ahead after such a severe bushwhacking? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3325 My green burial has given me a new life. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3326 I will be meeting with some stake holders this afternoon to discuss the limits on our growth potential. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3327 I've replaced fern. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3328 You wouldn't recognize him before he mastered mindfulness. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3329 He's taken the empty suit cliché to the next level. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3330 Alright guys, leaf all your notes on the table and let's talk about the roots of this company. Is anyone stumped about anything? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3331 Let's look at this solution from the ground up. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3332 Never water me during board meetings. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3333 Dave was right, anyone can become a VP at this company. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3334 Going green does have its limitations. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3335 I know this seems strange but the shareholders have voted it in.. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3336 Now, I would like to discuss a the terms of a bigger pot. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3337 I told you not to order the vegetarian meal. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3338 I want to see a plant in every office. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3339 He always had firmly planted opinions. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3340 Well, don't just sit there like a potted plant! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3341 What am I, chopped liver? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3342 Are you all on board with the company's position on global warming? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3343 I think that I've discovered the undercover boss. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3344 I'm happy to report that the success of our green initiatives has removed the need to consider plant closings. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3345 He had our full support until the leaf spot appeared. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3346 I think we will now take a water break. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3347 Is he gonna sit there like a vegetable the whole meeting? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3348 Growth will ramp up in the second quarter and we'll hit new highs in the third. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3349 CEO Mary Jane commences the first board meeting for a California startup. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3350 She claims to be a stakeholder in our carbon emissions program. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3351 I hope it doesn't call on me. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3352 With all due respect, what do we look like to YOU? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3353 " The last time it spoke , no one heard it ". 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3354 Let's hope the new executive grows into the job. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3355 I heard that management wanted to "branch out", but, they've really overdone it this time. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3356 I want to come clean. I am a plant. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3357 It's important to grow with the company. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3358 That's it, everyone, just breathe. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3359 This is the now legal pot plant that will let us get out of the tobacco business and make us a fortune! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3360 It's all about demonstrating our environmental leadership credentials. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3361 Why have a president, when a plant can run all branches of government? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3362 Come on, people. We need to branch out! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3363 We find ourselves in an unusual situation. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3364 The FBI said it was only a plant. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3365 Don't just sit there like a bunch of humans... 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3366 I was worried when Bob said new leadership was going to ficus. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3367 Now, here's my plan for growing the economy. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3368 Why would you think that I'm unelectable, people? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3369 "It's more relatable than the burning bush". 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3370 It's supposed to help us increase our ficus score. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3371 It's supposed to help plant ideas in our heads. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3372 Linda, I think we may have gone too green. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3373 It's Marketing's idea. Now we can honestly say our new, green plant is an industry leader. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3374 I'm glad I'm a vegetarian. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3375 Harmon has definitely taken passive-aggressive to a whole new level. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3376 Manufacturing not plant experience. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3377 I hear the new president is a plant from our biggest competitor. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3378 I don't think that's want he meant by "seed money". 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3379 That's right, I'm also a seed of doubt that Mr. Comey planted about a month ago. Why, what did I miss? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3380 She was a write-in candidate. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3381 I love the way it greens up after good news. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3382 Hour 6 of BP's committee meeting to pick the new office plant. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3383 Now that we have successfully merged the kingdoms ... 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3384 Can anyone branch off that idea. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3385 Is this going to be another meting where we spend hours trying to read the tea leaves? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3386 So I'm the only one who finds it culturally insensitive to call new-hires green? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3387 My preferred downsizing is to remove all dead wood. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3388 Ficus, picus. We can all get higher than kites smoking that bad boy. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3389 The board thought he would be the best candidate to lead the company in the green economy 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3390 I don't trust him, I think he's been planted. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3391 Any word from the Electoral College yet? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3392 Bart Jr. worried that the board saw him as too green for his position 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3393 Looks like we are meeting our goal of significant growth this quarter. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3394 He climbed the corporate ivy ladder. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3395 Your goal is to raise output of carbon dioxide this year by 5%. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3396 Quarter-over-quarter organic growth remained static amidst an increasingly competitive landscape. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3397 I'll put this on the table now: the old pay-packet is out, water and sunlight are in, with air negotiable. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3398 I apologize for our late start. My wife's been molting this week. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3399 We're concerned about the lack of growth since our seed investment 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3400 I know, "Photosynthesis for Dummies"! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3401 Security has discovered a plant in our midst. What are we going to do about it? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3402 I believe in going green, but this is ridiculous. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3403 Don't water him. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3404 All opposed to going green say nay. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3405 Oh great, looks like Mr. Huffington is potted again. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3406 Wow! This is the most mellow a Green Party representative has been in years! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3407 Mr. Plant any suggestions on how to improve office climate? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3408 I hear there's a plant among us 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3409 If anyone objects, be like a tree and leave. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3410 Any questions on the new leave policy? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3411 I have decided to show my true colors. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3412 After this meeting, who needs fertilizer? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3413 Is it weird if I order a vegie burger for lunch? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3414 I heard the CEO's planning on trimming the budget. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3415 That's medical. And I'm a patient. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3416 With this CEO we can guarantee shareholders robust growth. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3417 Central Park, 2024 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3418 I bet it's plantar fasciitis. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3419 Going green IS possible. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3420 Movember has gotten weird 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3421 Just think, No matter how important you think you are, just remember you are my future fertilizer. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
3422 Please listen carefully, as our menu options have recently changed. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3423 Cheer up! I COULD have been a vegetable! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3424 The calendar e-vite clearly stated 'top-flora executive meeting.' 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3425 He's what ya call a commander-in-leaf. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3426 The stalks are high. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3427 And now, the annual report . . . 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3428 Weed in the workplace 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3429 The Board of Directors admires the company's new plant 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3430 Staring it only serves to reinforce the message 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3431 As your new president I ask that all human employees treat the green residents of your offices with respect. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3432 we are all here to watch our company grow 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3433 The funny thing is, I kind of like their quiet strength... 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3434 This should get the ecologists off our backs.( 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3435 Pssst, got a snickers bar? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3436 Before I call the meeting to order, "Anybody got 'the munchies'?" 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3437 Betsy is up next. Poor thing, she's shaking like a leaf. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3438 Look- somebody forgot the Chairman's glass of water! 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3439 Heads up, if you are ever alone with him, don't check his roots to see if he "needs water". 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3440 My thoughts remain rooted in investing in solar energy. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3441 just how are you related to the "burning bush.' 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3442 Soiler alert: leaf us alone because we shall seed that the root of the problem is we're going to pot. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3443 He's a little full of himself, if you ask me. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3444 As your new CEO I am aware that there is some awkwardness...please keep things on a first name basis and just call me Flora 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3445 I mean it, or this plant will shut down. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3446 Plant yourself here. We are going to be here a while. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3447 ExxonMobil's Green Committee 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3448 My wife told me to go back to work. She said I was turning into a damned houseplant. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3449 Psst, instead of "planning," use the word "fertilize." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3450 We have flowers and a minyan. Now all we need is a dead person. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3451 He's a lot smarter than a box of rocks, don't you think? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3452 You wanted a potted plant? You got a potted plant. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3453 I hope everyone's ready to make America great again. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3454 J.P. always said that getting potted was part of the job. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3455 And what makes you think you're qualified for the position of arboreal specialist? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3456 Everyone will get a fair say at this global warming and climate change summit. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3457 The California office is being led by a pot plant. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3458 I'm not here to convince you that there isn't a plant on this committee. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3459 It was either that or a "Clinton" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3460 I support Herb's side. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3461 I may be green, but I think you'll see I have a lot of great ideas. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3462 I'm going on leave. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3463 Think of me as the calming effect around here. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3464 Do you think our Chairperson has become a government plant? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3465 As you know, our corporate well-being depends on the combustion of fossil hydrocarbons. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3466 The chairman has gone veg. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3467 I think we can all agree that we have vastly minimized our exposure to a high profile CEO scandal. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3468 From his mood, it looks like he forget his fertilizer this morning. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3469 I think Smith took this organic growth concept a bit far. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3470 I am optimistic she'll breathe life into the Board. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3471 The board suspected that the CEO had sent a plant to oversee the merger. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3472 I've gathered you here to help me trim some of the dead wood from our organization. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3473 Okay, maybe I am a potted plant after all. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3474 Weekly meetings at Vegan, Corp., were largely symbolic. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3475 The day Koch Industries went green 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3476 Phil Adrenden has got to go, I can't understand a word he says. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3477 I'm Rubber, you're all glue... 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3478 This new CEO makes me itchy. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3479 That's one great Power Poinsettia. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3480 At least IT shows signs of life! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3481 I know I'm the greenest one here, but I hope you'll give me a chance. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3482 Is it too late to talk about succession planning? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3483 It's time to re-pot. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3484 He got the job through nepot-plantism 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3485 All in favor of the green party, say I. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3486 I think the first motion should be to revise the election by-laws. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3487 You grow it Mr. Chairman. We just smoke it. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3488 Hydrate regularly! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3489 I think we need to branch out into a larger market 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3490 Letting the quietest one be in charge isn't getting us anywhere. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3491 AT least it doesn't scream at you. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3492 The seed we planted with the Chairman at the last meeting took root. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3493 His Golden Parachute clause included a carbon offset 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3494 He's got some damn good ideas for a fern. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3495 If we want growth we need...water? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3496 Yes, I am the new minority. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3497 People, our goal this year is to be more green. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3498 The boss is on leave. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3499 This company is taking going green too far. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3500 I heard the new CEO is a seedy guy. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3501 Now that you're legal we're here to advis to advise you. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3502 "I could use a glass of something!' 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3503 What? Do I have to set myself on fire to get you people to listen to me? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3504 Howard always believed that we had growth potential! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3505 let it now be declared that the Perennial Board of Directors meeting is now in session... 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3506 Well sir, I’m not a potted plant. I’m here as the CEO. That’s my job. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3507 Say what you like but I'm not half as potted as Buckley at our last Christmas party. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3508 Somebody got implants. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3509 All dissenters are welcome to make like a tree and you know the rest. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3510 Good morning, Mr. President 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3511 We're on the verge of growth, but first I need to be re-potted. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3512 All those in favor say 'chlorophyll.' 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3513 He's devolved into a vegetable quicker than we thought. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3514 The shareholders, looking for change, elected a poisonous plant as Chairman of the Board. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3515 Finally, if you fall short of achieving your milestones, you can be replaced by a seedling. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3516 It's our "Growing the Business" annual meeting. Wait for a sign. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3517 (Pot speaking) "Now that they are making me legal for entertainment, we need to get smoking back in office buildings again. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3518 Looking for growth in the organization!!!!! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3519 We're going green this this year. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3520 I think the CEO's trying to tell us that growth takes time. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3521 Water! Were's my water??? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3522 I thought you said the boss was a born trend-setter, not a poinsettia. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3523 I'm not just a . . . never mind. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3524 He doesn't look like much, but we've been tremendously profitable thanks to what we're saving on the executive compensation package. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3525 Someone has been selling our secrets; one of you is a plant. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3526 ''Although his ancestor came over on the Mayflower, he comes from a long line of ordinary cuttings." 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3527 It's replaced the plant tour. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3528 He’s going to turn this company eco-friendly. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3529 It could be the sales numbers or the fact that he's getting more light, but I think he looks better. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3530 Let's take a slow growth strategy 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3531 He did say he wanted to be planted near the office. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3532 How long, do you think, before we start to grow bored? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3533 Do you think it is just a potted plant? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3534 Okay who brought the hoe in here?" 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3535 He said planting meeting, not planning! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3536 Best office improvement ever. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3537 I wondered why they said we could only drink water in this meeting. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3538 Let's just say I have a method of taking in data, integrating it and behaving in the most advantageous way. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3539 Look people, I'm sick and tired of you pouring cold water on every idea I come up with! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3540 We'll be inaugurating a new plant. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3541 His productivity sprouts in the spring 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3542 Each of you should strive to bloom where you're planted! 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3543 i heard he just got repotted. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3544 Time for you all to leave. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3545 Once he's planted, no one leaves. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3546 Campaign manager, she thrives on hot air and manure. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3547 "I had it all; corner office, executive washroom, expense account, until someone noted, 'this guy's just a plant'". 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3548 Yep, you're dying. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3549 We've elected a vegetable, again. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3550 Watch yourself, I hear the new board member is a plant. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3551 I am the future people. By year end, I expect the majority of all households will have my cousin, pot, as part of their life. Peace out, dude. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3552 Sure we considered qualified candidates for CEO, but this plant here is an outsider! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3553 I'm just a potted plant.The rhododendron will be back on Monday 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3554 - This is how we sell enough carbon credits? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3555 Damn these liberal pot laws. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3556 Leaves of three, the board lets me be. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3557 A potted succulent sure, but a compelling leader for many. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3558 As your new CEO, I ask you to treat this company as a garden... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3559 His vision to branch out is appealing 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3560 Don't give me all this "going green" stuff! How much money will we make? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3561 We're here to ensure a smooth transition of flower. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3562 He is the new General Counsel. They say he was a big deal during the Iran-Contra hearings. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3563 The Chairman's ashes are in the pot 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3564 You were right. He is literally a potted plant. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3565 A spy has been planted in the board room. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3566 Alright people, it's time for plan B. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3567 I expect to be watered on Monday mornings by 9 AM. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3568 Q4 earnings show tremendous growth potential. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3569 By the time the leaves are gone, I expect to hit the ground running. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3570 What do I have to do to convince you I'm not the plant this leadership team is worrying about? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3571 Who forgot the rolling paper? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3572 She looks a lot shorter with this new haircut. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3573 I would like to propose that future dividends be paid in seeds. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3574 I've got plenty of years ahead of me before I get to Rockefeller Center! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3575 This is taking diversity a step too far 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3576 This meeting just got interesting. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3577 It's implied he doesn't talk much. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3578 And every concept you'll hear is completely plant based. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3579 It's almost like an elephant in the room. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3580 Weekly Green Party meeting 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3581 Well I'm the chairman, and I'm ruling that the motion to terminate our plant-watering service is out of order. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3582 In summary, we now have greened the company from top to bottom. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3583 I called you here today to let you know that I will be "leaving" soon. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3584 Damn it Shelly, this is what happens when you and your friends all vote for the GREEN party 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3585 I think we went too far with "the green" thing. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3586 It was appointed immediately once the new chairman of the board arrived after resigning from The Knights Who Say Ni. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3587 If we have to stop the wanton slaughter of plants, what are we going to eat? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3588 He's our rep from the Plant. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3589 I was told Ivanka, Erica and Donald Jr. couldn't oversee the blind trust, so I'm pleased to introduce Mr. Ficus. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3590 No, we hadn't noticed. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3591 I love his green eyes. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3592 Okay. He's gonna catch fire and then recite 10 "thou-shalt-nots" to boost sales and smite our competitors. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3593 So, you're telling me that ever since this State legalized marijuana, it's all anyone can think about? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3594 No. You're fired. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3595 This is our new lead seed investment 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3596 As I said, we need to get to the root of the problem. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3597 I know I'm not what you expected, but I'm hoping to grow in the job. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3598 Pass down your water and then we'll talk. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3599 There are other people out there that are very qualified and we’ve had enough bushes. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3600 I'd rate this as just slightly a better experience than watching paint dry. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3601 Says the gentleman opposite the Chair, "I have an acute case of Plantar Fasciitis." 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3602 That's not what I was thinking when I heard he was "potted". 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3603 Calm down, everyone. Let's keep this meeting eco-friendly. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3604 He's getting too big for his pot 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3605 He asked for his ashes to be placed on the "President's Chair" 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3606 He's the head of the whole fern. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3607 FIRE THE VEGETARIANS! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3608 I would like to bring to the board's attention that I am a plant. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3609 The shareholders demanded a CEO focused on reducing our carbon footprint. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3610 He looks like the chairman but I think he's a plant. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3611 Let's all pee on it. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3612 How come I never get a cup of water? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3613 Could be a plant from another office; either way, we've gone green. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3614 The new leader of the development team comes under suspicion of being a plant. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3615 He's a huge advocate of synthesis 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3616 Today we'll be discussing green power management. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3617 Well, we did say we needed to someone to seed the new project. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3618 He's potted again. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3619 We need to stay well grounded in order to survive 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3620 Let's welcome our new plant HR Specialist! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3621 So, this is the beginning of our new True Diversity program. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3622 He took us up on our suggestion that any plant could chair this group as effectively as he does. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3623 Sir, we've really seen growth. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3624 It's so lifelike. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3625 Who else wants to experience the transformative power of veganism? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3626 When she said she would plant herself in the way of everything we were doing, I never imagined this. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3627 Now that weed is legal, that's the new boss. 1.1607 0.07106 56 51 1 4
3628 I know most of you voted for the mineral candidate, but the shareholders disagreed. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3629 Anyone bring the doughnuts? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3630 I'd like to clarify some circulating rumors. I will be stepping down this autumn, but only because I am a summer annual. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3631 This vegetarian diet has made me a changed man. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3632 I have been chose to run this plant for obvious reasons. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3633 I remember when he went to seed. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3634 As CEO, I rule that we will only pay carbon taxes....at night 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3635 Now the snap dragon. SHE knew all about plant closings. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3636 stop your staring - what am I, a potted plant? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3637 OK. Next item: how to make the company greener. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3638 Well, regardless, he's also our chairman. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3639 Our Green Party candidate. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3640 Enough about ants...I STILL have high hopes for next year. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3641 Chairman of the Board? More like Chairman of the Twig if you ask me. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3642 I pine for the past! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3643 Someone planted a spy! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3644 I think we're getting a little too inclusive. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3645 I'd like all of you to meet the author of "The secret Life of Plants." 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3646 So I think I speak for all of us when I say that we feel like we could use a bit more feedback after the presentations. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3647 Like Trump, it's our future and we have to inhale and hold it.... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3648 Partial sun just isn't good enough anymore. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3649 By golly, he really is a potted plant. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3650 Expect to be here awhile, he was just watered. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3651 Implementation of our green initiative is proceeding on schedule. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3652 What did you mean 'revise the board stem to stern?' 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3653 He did say we should all think more green. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3654 Just another mindless idiot at the helm. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3655 Stop staring. Do I look like a potted plant? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3656 You know I think it's true. The potted plant is doing just as well as our old leader did. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3657 These photosynthesists put me to sleep. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3658 You planted that idea in his head, and now it's really starting to take off! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3659 Evolution takes a left turn. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3660 Seems to have worked consistently in the political realm, we thought we'd give it a try here. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3661 Steve felt so undervalued, he didn't think anyone would notice when he sent a plant in place of himself. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3662 These changes in management also make me uneasy. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3663 And now I'm going to talk about our new Green policies. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3664 Mr. Trump is still recovering from the campaign so his representative Mr. Bush will run the meeting. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3665 This place has truly gone to pot. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3666 Our goal this year is to hit pay dirt. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3667 He's Trumps representative for the important meetings 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3668 Due to the inability of a plant to talk, the meeting never was called to order. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3669 I hear the new supervisor is a plant from the front office. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3670 Someone should tell him what that slug just did... 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3671 I think it has something to do with these new EPA regulations! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3672 Finally a Chairman who isn't afraid to get in the weeds on things. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3673 As head of operations, it's my job to want to know what's going on in the plants. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3674 Same productivity as a dipping bird 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3675 They said there was a plant somewhere in the organization, but I never would have guessed it was the potted plant. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3676 Is it right ? This is what we voted for yesterday night ? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3677 ...and that's when the plant realized, dreams really can come true. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3678 Actually, you've grown a lot this year, Mr. Green. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3679 There was a mole within the Board, and the 'plant' was obvious. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3680 As the first potted plant to become CEO, I say with great confidence that I can't be worse than the last CEO. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3681 Potted again! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3682 We need to make this space conducive for growth. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3683 As your new President... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3684 President Trump - could not be here today 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3685 So that's one vote against outsourcing our manufacturing plants. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3686 Hmm... he doesn't say much, does he? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3687 1. Deeply rooted seeds of corporate culture! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3688 Growth seems to have slowed this quarter. Shift our holdings over to Nitrates. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3689 Due to the discontent with the presidential election, we decided to have national leadership default to the results of the marijuana initiatives. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
3690 We're a green company. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3691 That's taking, "Grow where you are planted," a little too far! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3692 Are you clear in your role as Chair that you are nothing more than a Potted Plant? 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
3693 We should work from home 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3694 Her name is Poinsettia, I'll bet she's ousted by New Years. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3695 Let's say we wrap up this meeting and leave! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3696 When I say we're going green, I don't mean with half measures. Board members who have their own axes to grind will be shown the door. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3697 I decided I prefer activist shareholders. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3698 Don't panic. Take a deep breathe. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3699 Did I hear that right, rising CO2 level is a positive indicator? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3700 Duly elected, alas, a write-in. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3701 I guess that efficiency expert made his recommendations. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3702 Endorse the president elect's global-warming denial first, then water. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3703 Effective immediately, all vegan employees are to be terminated. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3704 First, let’s dispel the rumor that I’ve become a potted plant. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3705 Director Vegan leads the Board in a moment of silence. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3706 You should hear him during photosynthesis.....riveting 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3707 O Tanenbaum, my Tanenbaum.... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3708 As many of you have probably already heard, I am Oliver North's former attorney. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3709 It's the only blind trust leadership anyone could agree on. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3710 What's so hard to understand. The whole world is going green. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3711 Watch out-it's a plant! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3712 Are we sure this is what the consultants had in mind when they suggested corporate pruning? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3713 You people have become a real thorn in my side. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3714 Another incontinent CEO. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3715 Psst--I'd lose the chlorophyll gum. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3716 You're probably wondering why I called this meeting. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3717 "Careful what you wish for - you DID ask for 'greener management'". 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3718 Thanks for planting those seeds of thought, Cheryl. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3719 Power Plant. Say it, fuckers. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3720 Now that I've gone vegan so should all of you. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3721 All for photosynthesis, say "aye." 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3722 Isn't this taking our organic business structure a bit too far? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3723 So far he's only eaten flies. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3724 All those in favor of global warming, say 'Aye'. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3725 You thought I was just paying lip service to our company going green?? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3726 We do need a Chief Exec who's into pot. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
3727 In the interest of diversity, I'd like to welcome our new employee, Plantasia. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3728 Corporate just wants to give him a shot, before anyone breaks this glass ceiling for good. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3729 When you order lunch, remember the boss is vegetarian. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3730 Whoever nutures me best, will be richly rewarded. Is there anyone here who doesn't like plants? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3731 These meetings make me feel like I'm vegetating too. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3732 Not the 'Grow where you're planted' speech again. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3733 There was mistrust at the meeting. One of the board members was a plant. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3734 Smoke just two rolled-up leaves every afternoon. It will make all the difference. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3735 Ugh, greenwashing. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3736 "He's been transplanted to the White House"! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3737 ...and for those of you who thought "chairperson" was too PC, you're in for a bit of a shock. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
3738 There were bound to be some changes after Chopped Liver retired. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3739 Our newly planted CEO; What's up with the pot? 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
3740 I can only hope that, someday, my bonus will match that of a Wall Street houseplant. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3741 I have your attention. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3742 Trump wanted a chief of staff he wouldn't clash with. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3743 We kept waiting, but it wouldn't leave. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3744 I have called you here today to discuss the matter regarding cats. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3745 Do you think I am going to sit quietly like a potted plant? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3746 I felt it was important to get the vegan perspective. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3747 Tell me again why you want me to bring lights and ornaments and show up 2 days early for the Christmas party. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3748 it's your turn to roll the meeting's spliff, Abigail. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3749 I don't give a fig if you all disagree - I won't budge. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3750 Chlorophyll! We are going to be the market leader in chlorophyll! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3751 I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here today. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3752 Eat, smoke, or plant this year's bonus? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3753 I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3754 I thought you said he'd grow on me. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3755 The founder's widow left controlling interest in the company to Fred, her favorite house plant. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3756 So, what are your thought's on climate change? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3757 If we don't water it, you get his job but I get his key to the executive washroom. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3758 Potted again! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3759 I take it the Board didn't agree with Tom's aggressive, go-getter attitude? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3760 Yes, Mr. Trump. Your Chia-Pate is fantastic. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3761 Deal with it; I don't do lunch. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3762 I think this is taking climate change a bit too far. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3763 I suggest you all become vegans too. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3764 "K.I.S.S." ... "Keep it seeds and stems" - that has to be our new motto! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3765 Mr. Smith is potted. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3766 When I said this company should go green, this is not what I meant. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3767 LEED. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3768 I would have picked an Amorphophallus titanium! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3769 She only got the job because she been here the longest. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3770 At least its executive compensation is lower than its predecessor's 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3771 Because of the recent layoffs I've decided to soil myself. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3772 All these years I thought she was 'CEO' when all along she was Dieffenbachia ! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3773 Vegans and vegetarians submit your resignations...on vellum please. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3774 Vegan leadership. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3775 Whose idea was it to visit the plant in Cleveland? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3776 "I move we convert the board room into a greenhouse. Second anyone? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3777 Did he suggest we grow on it overnight? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3778 We alternate our plant and material meetings. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3779 Our new leader has a George W. Bush like manner. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3780 That's the President's money tree that he wants us to baby-sit while he's away on vacation. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3781 Enough with the Power Points about climate change, I'm here to speak for myself. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3782 Did I miss anything while I was on vacation? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3783 This is why we hold elections! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3784 I think we are starting to take this 'going green' approach way to far... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3785 Now that we've acquired that solar energy behemoth let's set our sites on Greenpeace. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3786 Now even our meetings must be carbon-neutral 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3787 To the Executive Committee's surprise, the acting President was, indeed, just a potted plant. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3788 I think we are going to be here for a while! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3789 It's about planting seeds. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3790 Doesn't this increase our carbon footprint? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3791 Given the recent election, we decided to scale down our "go green initiative." 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3792 It's another tie... Someone's not voting so we're going to do this one more time. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3793 It was required for our LEEDS certification. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3794 At least he is better than the other candidates. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3795 I'm not a potted plant, well technically, but you know what I mean. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3796 They brought him in to take up CO2 and provide oxygen, but all I'm getting is hot air. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3797 Succession planning was not his strength. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
3798 Is it just me, or is the new Chair of the board a bit wooden? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3799 The card just said, "Off to make America great again...you're fired." 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
3800 Johnson, I leafed through your report on the profitability of corporate environmentalism... you got my attention. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3801 If one more person giggles when I ask you to leaf through the branch report, I swear I'll have you moved to another plant. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3802 Not everyone was onboard with this succession plan. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3803 Is it racist to ask if I can leave? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3804 Is this metamorphosis less menacing, earthlings? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3805 Any direct experience with "green" manufacturing methods? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3806 The temperature and humidity control in this building is abysmal. I expect to see some improvements very soon! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3807 Today's board meeting will commence with my presentation on the beneficial effect of photosynthesis on indoor air quality. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3808 He lied 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3809 Bill, the VP of Sustainability, was viewed as being very green. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3810 Now thats what I call green leadership. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3811 We have to think protoplasmic. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3812 At least now we can truthfully say that we 'went green'. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3813 Surely the standards for presidency can't fall further now. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3814 I feed off of what you say ... literally. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3815 I knew the representation for the workers at the plant had gotten bad; but this is ridiculous. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3816 (I heard it was the top ficus at Wharton) 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3817 Now that Mr. Trump is President, did he have to leave Jeb Bush in charge? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3818 It's one thing to go "green", but this is ridiculous. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3819 Let me see that organizational chart again. 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
3820 Who’s the wise guy who motioned to relocate the plant? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3821 It's a "plant"! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3822 The CEO is trying to plant seeds in our heads again. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3823 People - we all must do our part to convince our clients that our 'going green' statements are believable! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3824 Psst...just watch what transpires. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3825 Let's just not water it. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3826 Let me guess. Another serious debate. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3827 Our CEO takes in CO2. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3828 This isn't the time for the company to pull up its roots, but I could use a drink of water. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3829 Wherever Mr. Green sits is the head of the table. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3830 The head of our environmentalist department is awful quiet today." "Dude, leaf him alone. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3831 That answers the what-am- I-a-potted-plant? question. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3832 By appointing me CEO, the board has officially made themselves more worthless than me. And for that, I thank you. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3833 What do you see as your unique contribution to our carbon reduction initiative? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3834 Is it just me or have our latest quarterlies turned the chairman a bit green? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3835 Smart move to appoint Chauncey Gardiner as head of the transition team. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3836 The irony is that he always said he wouldn't just sit there like a potted plant. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3837 Let's not be foiled again this year. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3838 Meanwhile in California... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3839 Weed is king 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3840 You are all granted tree wishes. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3841 Trust me, I know: this board vegetates 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3842 Onto the ficus-uh-fico score reports. Ahem. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3843 Chairman of the Bored 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3844 Why are your looking at me like I'm from another planet? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3845 So that’s this year’s Christmas tree? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3846 Today's meeting is about annual leave... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3847 You still didn't win the popular vote. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3848 So this is the private sector... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3849 It was PR's suggestion. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3850 I heard from a reputable source that our new CEO was a plant… I just never talking literally. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3851 That's a young tree. Did he graduate from Stanford early? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3852 When they said the new CEO had a background in green growth they were not kidding. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3853 Well sir, I'm not a potted plant! I'm here as your lawyer. 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
3854 If a young marijuana plant can work his way up to the top from the mailroom, anyone can! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3855 I think we can assure our shareholders that our company will be in the green through the end of the year. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3856 It was Chairman's Green last wish.. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3857 We need a plan to make quarterly profits blossom. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3858 I hope he didn't take me serious that a turnip could do his job. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3859 As your new Board Chair, I'd like to thank everyone for choosing photosynthesis over mobility. I never honestly expected "Make Green Great Again" to win the day. In the coming weeks you will be replaced with grasses, horsetails, algae, and lycopods. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3860 Our CEO has gone potted. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3861 They say the new director will plant new seeds for our future. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3862 Well, he did not waste anytime in getting potted. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3863 No minutes this time. No initiatives, no strategies, no kudos. Just your carbon dioxide, please, with love. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3864 The tree says that Trump will call Melania The First Pussy. 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
3865 First of all, let me clear the air by wishing you all welcome to our new plant! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3866 Finally – a CEO that truly understands the importance of mindful meditation! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3867 It's your move Mr Trump. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3868 Anybody notice that the CEO's been vegging out a lot lately ? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3869 As your CEO I want to be watered 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3870 The awkward silence of the board as it realizes it may have overreacted in its choice of a successor chairman. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3871 He blooms, therefore He is! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3872 Remarkable! In his first hundred days, he made plants great again. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3873 Is this a precursor to the flowery speech? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3874 As you can see from my transformation, our company's plan for fighting climate change holds great promise. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3875 I'm here to discuss ways we are going green this fiscal year. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3876 We've had a surge in applicants since people found out that we still have a Bush in power. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3877 That's just a bunch of manure! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3878 I know Fred said he was going green, but I definitely didn't expect this. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3879 He said goodbye, but he sent us this plant to remember him by. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3880 Screw synergy. Give me symbiosis! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3881 This company needs a new direction; I propose going green. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3882 Never judge anyone by its appearance. The least person you would expect to be capable of something might surprise you. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3883 What do the board's bylaws say about proxy votes? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3884 Good sign! Last week his shredder presided. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3885 Okay, our new Trump appointed EPA director is a potted plant. Could mean something good for us, could mean something bad. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3886 Does anybody "have a guy" at the EPA? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3887 There's a rumor going around that our competitor placed me here. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3888 I believe it's a very positive indicator of our companies future, it is a perennial! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3889 There will be growth in the spring - Chance the Gardener 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3890 Does this mean we are going to have a Vegan lunch brought in? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3891 Having a potted plant as the new CEO may seem odd to some of you, but given the new administration in Washington, I believe my election positions our company perfectly. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3892 This pothead appears more authentic 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3893 So this is what they meant by "going green, starting at the very top"? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3894 Oh......that sequoia! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3895 You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3896 If Geico can do it, so can we. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3897 Not one watering can? Speciests! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3898 "Last week a bug, this week a plant, what's next a mole? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3899 Ok,let's decide. Is it pronounced Poinsettia or Poinsetta ? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3900 Think green! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3901 I think they have stuck a plant in here. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3902 I'm guessing that pretty much tables 'new plant acquisition' this quarter. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3903 I think it's just a plant. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3904 Diversity is the new corporate mantra. Any questions? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3905 I've printed out 103 photos from my vacation for you 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3906 It was the cheapest alternative to a coal burning power plant. 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
3907 Okay, and how many think he really is a potted plant? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3908 Before he departed, Charlie told us a branch of the family would be taking over management. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3909 He thinks I'm strange because I'm not wearing glasses. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3910 This company needs an extra cup of Miracle Grow. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3911 Finally! A Green Party candidate in power! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3912 On the plus side he has no baggage. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3913 No what are our growth projections this quarter? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3914 I'm heading the search for our Agriculture Secretary. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3915 Dressing for the Chair works for Spring ... Autumn gets awkward 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3916 I'm here to present the recommendations of the Subcommittee on Diversity. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3917 I'm so glad he is in the White House now. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3918 She's an extreme vegan. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3919 You've been a breath of fresh air for the management of this company 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3920 We'll never flower if we don't build our branches from the roots up. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3921 Why did the boss give his proxy to a fern. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3922 I heard his dad was a giant redwood in this field. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3923 Horticultural experts have now determined after continuing 24/7 observations, that it's kinda like watching paint dry! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3924 Are we sure this constitutes a quorum? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3925 He rose to the level of his inertness. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
3926 Did you know he won the office 'mannequin' challenge. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3927 D'you think the old man's trying to tell us something? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3928 Well, if we want to see real growth here, instead of just talking you could try singing next time. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3929 It said it could make our company great again. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3930 If my ancestors could work with the dinosaurs, I can work with you. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3931 He looks so good - too bad we have a no live flora policy in the office. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3932 "Okay, thanks Water. Let's hear now from the Carbon Dioxide team. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3933 Calm down Hermione, your coffee's on it's way. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3934 I hear his chair is herbonomic. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3935 I understand it's seasonal, Bob! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3936 Uneasy lies the plant that wears a crown. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3937 I've leafed through all of your resumes--and here is what I have decided... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3938 We're about to get the dirt on his "going green" campaign. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
3939 Corporations are plants too! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3940 Trump says we are to move our plant to Mexico 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3941 Weird. We've never had a meeting called by any of the botanicals. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
3942 I've finally decided to put down some roots. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
3943 I suggest we all leave. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
3944 What an ash. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
3945 I saw we open more branches. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3946 No, Mr. Chairman, closing a plant doesn't mean we're uprooting your cousin! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
3947 I need your firm to convince people to go back to eating more meat! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3948 If any of your ideas aren't eco-friendly, I'm going to pluck you over. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3949 a-fern-ative, boss 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3950 This will be our most productive meeting by far. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3951 And so it was decided that with the loosening up of pot restrictions the managerial hierarchy would be rerooted. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3952 We can't say he's potted or green or fresh, but he is all those things. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3953 The poinsettia committee wonders once more how its selection process got them here 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
3954 Don't think of me as an outsider. Think of me as a house plant just like you. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3955 I'm glad you could all make it to the meeting. Now, before we start who wants the honor of watering me? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
3956 "Knowing Mr. Jones as we do, it's obviously a clever message but we're just not getting it. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
3957 Is it more odd that they have a lobbyist? Or that they're asking for more dirt? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3958 The Vegan movement has gotten too far. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3959 After a demographics review, HR has suggested we branch out our diversification efforts. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
3960 Now you know why we have all those 'plant crossing' signs out front. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3961 He really got potted at the last office party. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3962 You'd think he'd at least send Pence. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3963 Learn from it. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3964 We're the control group for the experiment called the Donald Trump Administration. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
3965 Eventually the employees began to question their company's justification for outside hires in senior management positions as a part of their green initiative. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3966 The first thing on the agenda is our new plant in Costa Rica. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3967 He's in the potty. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3968 Who put the plant on the chair again? I get it, it's funny, but we're trying to conduct a business meeting here. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3969 I really want to plant the idea we're going green..... 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3970 They heard by the grapevine that there would be a 'plant' at the important meeting, but surely not literally speaking ......... 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3971 I can see the plant promotion really got the Chair's attention. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3972 If you'd'a told me eight years ago, that I'd be nostalgic for _this_ good ole day, I'd'a slugged ya! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
3973 Do you think it's industrial espionage or just a government plant? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3974 It's a shame-it's too cold for him to survive in Canada. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
3975 Am I just a potted plant? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3976 Be quiet. He said he had an amazing idea. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3977 Thanks for selecting me , Harry Pottedplant, as your Chairman. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3978 I'm just going to plant myself down here until we figure out how we lost this election! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3979 Due to the new administration, I have decided to move to Canada where I can grow in fresh air. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3980 Yes the greens are reaching the top 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3981 That plant is certainly an improvement over Mr. Trump. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3982 The Boss wants us to know that we are all idiots. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3983 You can think of me as a Trump upgrade. . 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3984 Does anyone speak plant? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3985 Could be worse. Do you think he knows I'm Muslim? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3986 I'm told the new chief's fiery disposition is the stuff of legend. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3987 Many on the board were beginning to suspicion a lack of dynamic leadership. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3988 I heard this new boss is gonna bring climate change 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
3989 Don "Zip your mouth--it's an opposition plant. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3990 He's modeling a growth mindset. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3991 I know you all thinks I'm the root of all evil but if I just curl up and die, see where that leaves you. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3992 I think we need to vote. That's not the kind of growth he promised. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3993 Any chance you have a green thumb? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3994 Why should I help you save the planet, you'll be gone in a thousand years. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3995 The other lawyers in the firm are surprised to learn that their colleague is in fact a potted plant. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3996 When I said they should think diversity before filling that chair, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3997 So who's going to take the plant to the hospital? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3998 I get it now! Our CEO's name is *Phil* O'Dendron... 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
3999 Could someone get me a glass of sparkling mineral water? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4000 My name is Fern, and this is my first Vegans Anonymous meeting. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4001 So Gentelmen, what state are we going to next? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4002 I think we're here to meet the new chairman of the bored. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4003 He's not a green CEO as he might first appear to be. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4004 I've decided to turn over a new leaf and make America great again. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4005 When did that happen? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4006 He's a natural leader. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4007 Mr. President? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4008 Which one of you is Paul? Give me everything you have on photosynthesis, I wanna know what you think we've been doing all this time. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4009 He bet his star on Hillary 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4010 Our Thanksgiving catering will be here soon. Can someone add a leaf to this table? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4011 From left to right. Ideas for Making America Great Again. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4012 Can I borrow some water? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4013 Congratulations Bob you're new Vice President. The rest of you need to rethink your choices. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4014 Synthesis is the key, my friends, with annual repotting, adequate moisture, and a window with a southern exposure. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4015 I don't care what anyone says, I'm glad we opened the new plant 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4016 THIS is our leader? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4017 He's Chauncey Gardiner's son. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4018 I wonder what his agenda is. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4019 I want all employees who eat plants fired immediately. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4020 I told you our old boss was dumber than a potted plant. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4021 The power flower 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4022 I've always been the plant. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4023 It has not passed unnoticed by me that this board has not given me a water cup. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4024 ...another CEO- gone-to-weed scenario... 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4025 Okay. After he sits on the damn thing, he'll borrow the glasses of the next C.E.O. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4026 It's your move, President-elect. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4027 Well, yes, this is a Board Meeting, but don't you think you're getting ahead of yourself? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4028 I herby announce that this conference room is now environmentally friendly. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4029 . . . and we especially need to work on your syntax, Secretary Palin. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4030 I thought you meant figuratively 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4031 'We want to know - are you 'potted' ?" 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4032 The shareholders are saying our attempt at a greener business strategy is lackluster at best. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4033 Anyone who's a vegan is in for serious trouble. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4034 Where I come from, it's every inch a jungle. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4035 The card says, "So boring...While I'm busy making America great again, one crazy tweet at a time." 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4036 I AM the chairman's representative at this meeting, so the next one saying, "Let's make like a tree and leave," will be reported. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4037 I wouldn't be sitting here today if it hadn't been for all those flaky people back in the 70's who unashamedly talked to their plants. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4038 Whatever else, do not go to sleep! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4039 your pitch is great for the economy 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4040 I'm moving myself and all of our jobs, to Mexico. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4041 Someone had to try it. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4042 "I had nothing to do with the selling of company secrets," proclaimed the office plant. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4043 As governor, I’m suspending all mandatory drug tests. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4044 I expect to see growth in our garden in the spring. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4045 Got any pot? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4046 I understand that some of you object to my contract including a "Golden Fertilizer". 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4047 Today, I'll be introducing our new concept in green operations. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4048 I hadn't even noticed a potted plant is our new CEO- everything's been a haze. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4049 Since Mr. Trump lost, is he going to take his seat back? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4050 Weed like to hear your opinion. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4051 I give him two weeks - tops 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4052 Just don't water her for a week. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4053 A long day, working at the plant. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4054 Their purpose is to refurbish the depleted oxygen in the room. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4055 Her silence speaks volumes. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4056 Oh, don't mind Herb. . . They were out of Miracle Grow at the cafeteria. It always makes him cranky! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4057 What happens when the leaves fall off? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4058 He was a compromise. They were deadlocked between an environmentalist and an animal-rights activist. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4059 The stockholders wanted to give an outsider a chance. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4060 Unfit as the president. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4061 So how long should wait before heading to lunch? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4062 If any of you are 'tree-huggers' I will report you to human resources 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4063 Do you mean to say you can heal the sick, clothe the naked, AND cause people to HAPPILY pay taxes? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4064 "Does anyone here speak House Plant? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4065 With a pot head, this could be a drag! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4066 I am not going to sit here like a potted plant! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4067 Yes, he always says 'I am Groot.' You have to read between the vines. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4068 O.K. Before we begin, no manure jokes, please. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4069 Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce our next profit center. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4070 It's not ready to become a board member. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4071 Mmm yeah keep exhaling. Yeah, that's some sweet-ass carbon dioxide. Unngh, think I'm going to bud. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4072 The name's Sullivan...Brendan Sullivan. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4073 'The proposal is propagation, all those in favor raise your hand." 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4074 They all soon realized that the new CEO was more of a thinker than a chatterbox. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4075 So, now we answer to a plant, and what is your favorite fertilizer? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4076 Sir, you misunderstand. We need a new manufacturing facility. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4077 "Well, everylove loves the tree. Let's run him for President". 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4078 It’s either Robert Plant, Phil O’Dendron or our Christmas bonus. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4079 Thank you Jim, for not writing on my dead brethren. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4080 Meeting adjourned. Now let's make like a tree and leaf. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4081 You old farts are a breath of fresh air! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4082 So, what we waiting for? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4083 ...but I was just kidding when I told him to make like a trees and leave! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4084 Good morning, our first plant of business is... 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4085 It occurred to the board that this was perhaps the most enlightened consultant they'd ever contracted. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4086 Should we talk to it? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4087 Apparently we're trying a new 'eco-friendly' approach. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4088 "Now that we have my ashes in place, who is responsible for the watering"? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4089 Does this mean he won't be calling in, either? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4090 This is your bonus this year! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4091 I didn't know the recreational pot business was this far advanced. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4092 I said Jack was a schlub, not a shrub. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4093 Of course President Trump appoints a plant to head the EPA. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4094 Though the election may not have gone as you'd hoped, now is the time for us to work together in a spirit of unity. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4095 The shareholders elected the vegan... 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4096 They say the new board member is well grounded. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4097 well james, that was over-elming 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4098 'A time to plant and a time to uproot the plant' has taken on a whole new meaning. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4099 OK, so maybe I am, but not just ANY potted plant. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4100 Our pot policy centers on accommodation... 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4101 Analysts wanted to see a fresh face. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4102 We need to convince people that we're going green 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4103 Greenpeace loves us now 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4104 When asked to place a plant into a competitor's board meeting gets misinterpreted by the industrial espionage team. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4105 I'm in the 'silence is consent' camp. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4106 Reminds me of Oliver North's lawyer. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4107 If you think this guy doesn't have a pulse on the economy, you should have seen our last CEO. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4108 It's new and it's different, AND, it can really make you hungry. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4109 I hope my presence emphasizes our green policy 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4110 As you know I retire in two weeks, but I leave you in good hands. My successor is a very capable, hardworking snake plant. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4111 I have to admit, our revenues have increased by 20% since Fern became chairperson. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4112 I told you we should have planted seeds elsewhere. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4113 He's real keen on the save my seat thing 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4114 I know we are supposed to be all about sustainability, but this seems like a bit much. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4115 Take me to your leader! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4116 A chance wind blew me here from a GMO laboratory and now I am deeply rooted in this organization. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4117 Raising the political bar for 2020. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4118 "Okay, . . . but what's the real reason we're here? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4119 If you put a toupee on him, he'll look just like the president-elect. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4120 The Joint Committee observe their mitey leader. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4121 Doesn't everyone love the CEO's new clothes?!? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4122 It's called a karma bush. The leaves wilt when negative energy is present. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4123 I think the boss is trying to make a very good Point...Setia. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4124 My FBI days are behind me since Nov 8th 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4125 But I've got high hopes, I've got high hopes I've got high apple pie, in the sky hopes. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4126 Maybe it’s his proxy vote…for our ‘leaves of absence’ policy. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4127 No worries we will bounce back. I am a rubber tree 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4128 Our corporate greening strategy has begun under my leadership. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4129 Now for quarterly earnings: Please pass the Miracle-Gro. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4130 Welcome to politics. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4131 Climate changes forces another company to change its image. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4132 Please meet our new Chairman, Ozzie Mosis. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4133 So it began, the day the XYZ Comnpany decided to go green 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4134 Ten sick ones, Dreaming of medical marijuana. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4135 This corporate Green Movement is getting ridiculous. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4136 "And another thing, no more 'Bush League' jokes. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4137 Nice to see Ms. Peony plant finally breaking the glass ceiling! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4138 This company really takes their annual reviews seriously. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4139 The American people have Trump, we thought we'd try a plant. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4140 I'm not a scientist. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4141 So you water our stocks, but forget about me. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4142 The board just didn't have the heart to "fire" Woody. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4143 This only to demonstrate that any one of us could be one. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4144 I guess Paul heard California passed pot last yesterday 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4145 For a laissez faire leader he certainly is deciduous. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4146 I repeat, the espionage "plant" spying on us for our competitor is not who you think it is. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4147 I heard that one of you flesh bags was whining again about the green economy being given too much leeway. Why don't you suck down some more of my oxygen and tell me what's on your mind? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4148 Simple representation is key. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4149 Give it a chance. Let’s not be speciesist. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4150 Sorry! I wasn't calling you potted. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4151 Should we take this literally? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
4152 Big Pharma now is into medical marijuana 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4153 There's no leadership in the Green Party. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4154 I think that I shall never see a line manager as lovely as a tree. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4155 When did we vote this Green as our chief executive? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4156 I don't see the need for a caption. 1.1154 0.06530 52 49 0 3
4157 It's time to spruce up this company. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4158 The boss' idea to plant new ideas in our heads 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4159 Bad news, folks.... This is one potted plant who is done with your human-centric nonsense! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4160 He never did like being the center of attention. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4161 Welcome to the meeting I plant. If you get bored, you may leaf. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4162 We're clean with the EEOC now but the EPA is still suing for a snail darter on the board. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4163 Greenspace initiative!?…Naaah, it’s just trying to follow Trump’s lead… 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4164 Upon my retirement, I've decided to appoint Benjamina Ficus II as your new President. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4165 I suppose we should be using iPads. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4166 When this one dies I'am voting for you! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4167 Brendan Sullivan on casual Friday 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4168 I wondered if they would send a plant from their company to our meeting! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4169 He's sure leaving us in suspense 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4170 Any ideas for the planetarium? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4171 I heard he was hired to get him off the Congressional Oversight Committee. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4172 So much for transparency. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4173 Will the representative from Colorado please rise and address the group? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4174 Probably the last time we'll get to vote on section leader. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4175 Would glasses make me look smarter too? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4176 Jim is irreplaceable. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4177 They're trying to promote a different type of culture in the office. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4178 Yeah, it's nice, but the overhead's outrageous. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4179 Do we have angry, white, not college-educated men to blame for the rise of Mr. Philodendron, too? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4180 I don't think our new feng shui-based seating arrangement is working. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4181 His promotion still makes me green with envy. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4182 Can anyone shed some indirect light on the outdoor plant's dismal growth last quarter? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4183 What did you expect after that hostile takeover by Aspidistra Corp? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4184 I guess he is a potted plant. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4185 What if just forget to water it next time... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4186 The growth numbers are catastrophic. I vote perennials for the third quarter. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4187 We're not ignoring you. We're just concerned about your leaf fungus. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4188 Dr. Fern is feeling a little under the weather today. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4189 Robert, you're fired. Anyone else care to argue for a greenhouse gas reduction plan for this company? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4190 At least he'll be more benign than the last guy 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4191 As it turns out, ladies and gentlemen, I am a potted plant. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4192 "I am cannabis sativa. Please do no call me me marijuana". 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4193 I'd like to talk to you today about "growth mindset." 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4194 Bob has sent this tree in his stead and I believe the message is clear as mud. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4195 Who besides me thinks the idea of vegetarian Thanksgiving is sick? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4196 "As your new CEO I expect steady growth for the next physical year". 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4197 Well, I knew the transition from mining coal to flower shops would be difficult, I didn't see this coming. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4198 Its better than the dummy that previously sat there. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4199 Oh yea, I'm picking up the O2 your putt'n down. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4200 Legal tells us that as long as the plant is alive, his is still valid. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4201 So we will continue to plant the seeds for our annual growth 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4202 We need to 'green up' our image. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4203 First, let me thank all the write-in voters who elected me. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4204 This doesn't look promising for the future of our forest clearing project. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4205 If you let me continue as CEOI promise to grow as a person. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4206 I've learned growth comes down to two things. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4207 I think the topic today is eating our vegtables. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4208 That was designed to show women that no one respects them more than we do. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4209 The plant's too green for the lead role. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4210 The table went quiet; that was the boss' favorite chair... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4211 As a tiebreaker, he leaves a lot to be desired. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4212 Pot is king. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4213 As the first plant-based corporation NO animal products are allowed in the building. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4214 He is finally sending us a clear message. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4215 What could it hurt? Just ask him! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4216 I'm not sure I buy the predicted 30% production boost from floor-to-ceiling windows 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4217 I'm actually kingdom-fluid, not trans. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4218 It's amazing how far pot has come in the last few years. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4219 did you change your diet? something about you looks different. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4220 I've asked to all here to confirm your suspicions about our competitor's meddling. I am, in fact, a plant. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4221 Shhh---it's rigged. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4222 Despite their disdain for perennials the firm kept an open mind during the interview. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4223 If the results of last month's marketing campaign are any indication of the quality of work you offer, none of you are fit to water my roots. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4224 I'm thinking this must be a sign of the future: plant based conferences to save money. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4225 I asked you all here to address the recent rash of reported "tree huggings" 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4226 I know you said he was as interesting as a potted plant, but did you have to turn him into one? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4227 What's our stance on cloning again? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4228 A meeting of the planting comnittee 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4229 I think they're trying to tell us something. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4230 Before we vote, let's hear from the representative for the environment. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4231 Rumor has it he can be a real Venus fly trap in negotiations! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4232 The meeting was going well until the tree suggested a photo-synthesis. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4233 The avocado pit denouement. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4234 I'm still wildly uncomfortable with this, but we haven't had a bankruptcy in over a year ... 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4235 If she can expand our consciousness I say she has a right to be CEO. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4236 It's time to photosynthesize the company 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4237 More evergreen content. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4238 I'd like to you add you to my Professional Network on Lichen 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4239 As the President of Potted Palm, Inc. I must note how underrepresented we are. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4240 As your elected CEO, I will make this company great again. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4241 I'm concerned that many of you may be drinking too much water. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4242 These challenging times call for dynamic leadership. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4243 Before to start this meeting, I would like to see your greencards. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4244 I am Mister Trunk. I thrive on grass roots support to make things greener. Let's grow together. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4245 With so many more states offering marijuana enjoyment legally, the NYMJ corporate board is pondering a marketing plan for this top entry. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4246 Why do I have the feeling I'm not the only one here who's pot bound? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4247 Do you think seed money just grows on trees? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4248 It gives me great pleasure to award our 'team of the year' to coat-rack and toaster oven. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4249 I think the Board has taken our cries for hands-off leadership too far. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4250 Please don't tell me today that no one no one brought the full-spectrum lamp to the meeting. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4251 whatever we do, we must not overwater 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4252 First cabinet meeting. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4253 As your CEO, I read the Board's evaluation, and as you can see I followed your suggestion to make like a tree and leaf. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4254 Be careful what you say. This cold be a plant. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4255 Now I'm legit. Don't pretend we've never met. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4256 Such a swift promotion of green movement is striking. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4257 Like my leaves, profits have been diminishing this winter. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4258 I expect photosynthesis to be up next quarter, or you're all fired. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4259 This cannot be the Christmas tree for Trump Tower! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4260 Go ahead drink your water, why would I need any? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4261 Voters reject incumbent in favour of pro-growth candidate. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4262 The card says it's from Trump 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4263 It stood by Trump when no one believed in him. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4264 They say he's bullish on growth. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4265 we're here to discuss species change 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4266 I intend to become a secret plant, on our largest competitors Board of Directors! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4267 Believe it or not, we had a steak together yesterday. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4268 Are you sure this isn't a Putin plant? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4269 Now, if I could have you fern to the next page... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4270 I'd like to introduce J.B. Woodruff...head of our plant in Detroit 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4271 The President couldn't be here, so he sent a plant he swiped from Ivanka's underwear closet. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4272 This work visualization project isn't working for me. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4273 The new CEO's very eco-friendly. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4274 I know what you all must be thinking, "This guy's totally a plant, isn't he?" 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4275 Shirley, do you think our new CEO is actually a plant from our rival? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4276 Please don't bring out the Monstera in me. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4277 The original presentation had much more impact when I gave while aflame. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4278 The newly elected president of the United States meets with it's newly appointed cabinet in 2020. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4279 Office party's sure have changed. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4280 I heard he said after the last meeting he heads a team of useless potted plants. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4281 Don't just sit there gawking at me. Say something! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4282 I heard we were getting a new plant just west of us. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4283 I have new and fresh ideas. I'm not just another potted plant. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4284 Jack could't make it so he sent his beanstalk surrogate. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4285 Y' think he's stupid? His old man was a box of hammers. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4286 I think your fiscal policy for growth might be different from ours. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4287 Is Human Resources on board with this yet? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4288 He's been gluten free since the Eisenhower administration. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4289 Looks like he's potted again. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4290 I asked for someone photogenic, not something in the process of photo-synthesis 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4291 The snacks at these meetings have been terrible lately. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4292 Have we taken "going green" entirely too far? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4293 The company’s not been the same since his father finally succumbed to greenfly 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4294 Lucky for him, everyone here is from Colorado or California. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4295 Good, we’re all focused on organic growth. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4296 Oh don't be such a stick in the mud. This proposal is great! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4297 Monthly meeting of the Burpee Seed Company 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4298 Our Board was right. They said they'd give us a real genus livelier than our last CEO. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4299 I'm not a plant. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4300 The family tree has gone to pot. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4301 You might have had a better shot, but I still say we wouldn't have won. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4302 I see one of you was sensitive to my family tree. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4303 Silence is green. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4304 With the new President-elect, my days here are numbered - I will be stepping down, as of January 20, 2017. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4305 Testing 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4306 The forecast is predicting massive growth. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4307 We must construct more efficient plants. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4308 So this is where our cartoonists get their ideas. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4309 We've been talking to him all morning, yet he doesn't seem any happier. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4310 Bonsai International’s Board of Directors mandates radical downsizing, starting at the top. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4311 Only an acorn yesterday, a mighty oak tomorrow, but he will always have a wooden personality. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4312 Because of the takeover, global warming will be the least of you CO2-spouting meat thugs' worries. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4313 And you thought planted was just a phrase. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4314 It looks like we have joint support for joint support. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4315 All in favor of more trees, say "Ay"! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4316 I think it's thirsty. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4317 He's fern, but equitable. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4318 No sir, you are not just a potted plant. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4319 Huh? I thought our lawyer was the potted palm. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4320 BREAKING NEWS-Leaked photo proves Trump to be a plant for Russian intelligence! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4321 Things have realy gone to pot since he was promoted to Branch Manager. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4322 It was the board's idea, they wanted a green CEO 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4323 So, humans, the secret of success is to grow where you're planted. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4324 It must be good ... it's Chair of five other corporate boards. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4325 I'm sure some of you are thinking "The only reason he's on that chair is because his dad bought on the company..." 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4326 I will beat Trump in 2020, just saying. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4327 Who is this?" "It's the plant, the roots of our company. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4328 I'm here to review the profit and loss statement for ficus year ending... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4329 The Board agrees it's the safest subject for David Remnick's next interview. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4330 let the marihuana plant make its case. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4331 Today we launch an initiative I like to call photosynergy. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4332 Will someone please get me a hose of water 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4333 Obviously, we can't see the forest through the plant. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4334 I'm here to announce the success of our transmutation technology. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4335 once again folks, its Phillodendron with a "P"! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4336 Now legalized in 20 states, our new vision statement will mirror Washington, D.C.: "Let's Make America Great Again"? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4337 As a plant he is real bush-league. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4338 I came, I saw, I conquered! 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4339 Wall Street smashes the glass ceiling. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4340 He's much less critical than the previous CEO 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4341 Poll Pot Planted 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4342 Uncanny -- may as well still be with us. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4343 Export as many jobs to India as possible, BUT NOT THE PLANTS! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4344 When I look at that plant, I have the same feeling when I found out Santa wasn't who he said he was. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4345 State your roots please. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4346 Face facts. We all eat a little sh@$ now and then. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4347 To conclude, the charges of nepotism against me are obviously false. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4348 I call this meeting to border. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4349 Try not to look so smug, hypocrites. I'm not the only member of this company's board of directors who's nothing more than a potted plant. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4350 Voting in favor of overhauling the company's current nominating process for director was their first ever unanimous decision. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4351 Let's discuss "water" and "sun" last this week. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4352 I'm planted here until we reach an agreement 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4353 And we voted out Vidalia. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4354 I think he is from Asia. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4355 So you all disagree with me ! This is treeson !!!! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4356 What planet is he from? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4357 OK, just remember, I'm 'THE MOST POWERFUL POTTED PINE IN THE WORLD'---and I'm legal! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4358 I have pink slips to hand out. Bet you wish you'd watered me. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4359 Why can't we just have a chair like everyone else? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4360 Did he just say we're having a Christmas 'human' lighting party this year? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4361 To be fair, not all of us think we need to be a green company. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4362 Next, let's discuss our carbon pot-print. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4363 We elected that as our new president? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4364 Expectations rose as a new CEO replaced the old piece of chop liver. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4365 I can assure you I have no intention of leading you all up the garden path. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4366 We have to shake things up, they said 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4367 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4368 The DNA results before you are conclusive...you are all my descendants...except Adam; your results were inconclusive. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4369 The Board sensed something was different, but couldn't say exactly what. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4370 Our new CEO is taking ' going green' a bit over the top! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4371 Next on the agenda, will somebody please fluff up my leaves? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4372 I miss the days when you knew if it was Corporate Improv Week. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4373 Yes, of course I have an opinion! After all, I not just some potted plant! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4374 Well, given the alternative, it's got our vote. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4375 Fiddle-leafing while Rome burns. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4376 Now that marijuana has been made legal here in California, meet your new hallucinogenic overlord. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4377 Even if we vote this one out, Zach's got a replacement at the ready. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4378 Who took my water this company won't grow without it! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4379 So how long did you work in the plant? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4380 Security thinks he's a plant from Megatron, Inc. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4381 I know the former Chairtree was deciduous, however, I'm evergreen. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4382 I've just been informed by security that someone in our section has been leaking confidential information. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4383 All we talk about anymore is our corporate green agenda. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4384 I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here today. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4385 He's going green. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
4386 Our Q3 growth is lackluster. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4387 Unfortunately, it's only for four years while he's on some sort of "special project" 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4388 Jed's looking a little green this morning. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4389 Hey, why is that plant sitting there? Isn't that seat normally for the head of our company? We should move that plant so that the head of our company can sit there. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4390 So as you can see, these are the new ferniture designs. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4391 I need input! Don't just sit there like potted people. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4392 We believe that an introvert C.E.O. will really help us break out in 2017. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4393 When Bob said the new chair was branching out, the board had been expecting something more dynamic, but all quickly agreed admit it was innovative. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4394 Ride herd. I am the potted plant in the room. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4395 This will honor his memory. He always said that he wasn't a potted plant. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4396 Plantar Fasciinitis 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4397 Marcy campaigned to have her office plant live up to its name. Diversity, am I right? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4398 In lieu of a Christmas bonus this year... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4399 Don’t reveal our treat secrets. He might be a plant. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4400 Our drunkard boss has been replaced by a potted plant 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4401 Just go with it. Herb has allowed us to chillax about the quarterly numbers. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4402 Sustainability starts at the top. Who's next? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4403 All together now, our theme song around, around the mulberry bush. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4404 Mrs. Clinton surely has changed since our last strategy meeting... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4405 Enough of your daily harangue sir, you ARE a potted plant. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4406 I'm not a potted plant. I'm here as the lawyer. That's my job. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4407 I think the company is taking its environmentalism too far. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4408 Cometh the hour, cometh the Magnolia! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4409 I really do think that was, by far, his most brilliant presentation yet. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4410 The Board expects results, or get off the pot 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4411 Bill's replacement is very still and calm. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4412 The Bored Room 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4413 One, we are going all in on solar. Two, growth trumps movement. Three, you’re all fired. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4414 ''I thought you said the client was your aunt.'' 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4415 Customers buy things that are eco-friendly. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4416 I thought when the email mentioned Herb, it meant a Human CEO! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4417 Ladies and gentleman, thank you for the vote of confidence. And now that we've ousted the aardvark, we can get down to business. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4418 Well, Mr. Chairman, if this doesn't convince everyone we serious about "Going Green," nothing will. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4419 They used to say, "a fern's place is in the house" 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4420 Since Fauna United, we've given millions to the Green Party – and for what? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4421 We all need to make like a tree and leaf 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4422 Who said the chairman was a vegetable? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4423 At least he's not a political insider. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4424 Please welcome our Green Initiative Chair Mr. Philodendron. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4425 Unsure whether this was a joke, the board members sat in absolute silence. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4426 To confirm the rumors you may have heard, yes, I AM as smart as a potted plant. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4427 The boss says we need to get repotted every few years. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4428 It give new meaning to 'Bloom where you're planted.' 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4429 First we read them now we have to listen to them! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4430 We sowed this seed of an idea last week. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4431 Nice not to be on the sidelines anymore 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4432 when money talks everybody listens. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4433 At least it's not an orange tree. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4434 I think an urn would have been less lively. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4435 That's not our founder. He's a plant. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4436 Hi everyone, I'm the new CEO, my name is Ms. Bloom. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4437 It's nice that Jeb found a place to land... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4438 Is this what she meant by "Going Green" 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4439 The Knights Who Say Ni and their shrubbery-elect. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4440 As Board members can see, we're now in full compliance with Delaware corporate law. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4441 Corporate America "goes green". 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4442 we all have those days.. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4443 Welcome to the first Trump cabinet meeting. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4444 Look how mush it grew. Its the same old shit. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4445 It's water, all about the water! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4446 Come on guys! Take a leaf of faith. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4447 Sir if you could stop leaving your children on the floor that would be great. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4448 The CEO took 'Going Green' to an entirely new level. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4449 Yes, Nancy I am impressed. But Roger's numbers a better, so he gets to water me. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4450 We thought an apolitical CEO was wise. Now, we're not so sure an environmentalist like this will survive. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4451 We're taking the green initiative to a whole new level! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4452 I, for one, welcome our future corporate overlords. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4453 We wanted to diversify our group of dead wood 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4454 This leave of absence epidemic is really growing out of control. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4455 Newsflash: Company seeks former president as new CEO. Job search goes horribly wrong. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4456 It will only bloom if Dodd-Frank is repealed. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4457 I'm a ventriloquist. Watch me get you a raise." 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4458 Green is good. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4459 I'll be leaving on January the 19th. See you back here in 4 years. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4460 Now that the 2016 election was over, Jeb decided to join a corporate board. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4461 They say she is the "silent leader" type. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4462 So, tell me more about your green initiative. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4463 I think our company needs to go "green" 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4464 I'll contact H, umm PR? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4465 Still happy with not going public? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4466 Last month he was being watered on the windowsill. Look at him now! He plans to join a political party. and wait four years for his next big move. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4467 Let's set the bush on fire, and maybe it will enlighten us. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4468 There's no denying it anymore - I'm leaving. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
4469 So, as you can all see by this stem-and-leaf plot ... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4470 Who forgot my water glass? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4471 As your new leader, I want you to know that I have deeply rooted values. Speaking of roots, would one of you please water me? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4472 I know you're probably thinking I'm a plant 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4473 Psst. She's a vegan. Pass it on. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4474 Don't look now, but we have a CIA plant in our organization. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4475 I want to put to rest the notion that your CEO is an empty suit. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4476 Where are my acorns, people - dammit, I want acorns! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4477 I'm not leafing until those papers are signed. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4478 Don't say anything. He hasn't had his coffee yet. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4479 Wait for it. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4480 Leaf this to me, we need to open another branch. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4481 The Joy of Christmas is the only item on the agenda today. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4482 The last CEO said his replacement was green oriented. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4483 Amazing! Trump as President of the United States and Dracina Marginata as president of our fertilizer company. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4484 He's got my vote! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4485 You telecommute also, I see. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4486 He sent this from Michelle's garden. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4487 President Jill Stien cabinet meeting 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4488 Looks like somebody forgot to water his plants again. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4489 Evidently, "plant Operations Manager" is merely titular 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4490 Join the charade or quit - see any other option? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4491 Which of these things is not like the other ones? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4492 Mary Jane got her green card last week. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4493 At least he's not the same as the old boss. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4494 So how do you propose we grow our economy ? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4495 Adams? Here. Adamalski? Here. Anderson?Anderson? HERE! Snoop Dogg? Snoop Dogg? Snoop Dogg? Snoop Dogg? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4496 I hear he came up with the poison pill takeover defense 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4497 Really! Did President Trump think we wouldn't notice! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4498 Did anyone bring a doobee? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4499 Why are you all staring at me? Hasn't anyone seen a pot plant. Get used to me. I've just been appointed Cannabis Entertainment Official (CEO). 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4500 We will be switching back to affordable tap water. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4501 Barking up the wrong tree as usual 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4502 Our new president has had an amazingly smooth transition to the job. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4503 As your Director of Air Quality Control I have asked you here to explain why we have removed beans and broccoli from the cafeteria menu. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4504 What's on your mind? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4505 He runs it like a terracotta-pot dictatorship. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4506 ...or maybe we are all Venus flytraps dreaming we are a hostile take-over Board ? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4507 We really should hire more than one plant. No one plant should be responsible for speaking on behalf of every plant. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4508 so much nicer than a memory book 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4509 I got Oliver North off, and I'll see us through this crisis. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4510 It's called Wall-Flower- Power folks 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4511 Guess it didn't matter how much he claimed he wasn't. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4512 The Plant Manager was tied up, so he's asked his underling to attend. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4513 That's an acorn that didn't get far from the tree, did it? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4514 I'm managing optics. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4515 I have to give it to her, even after this election and at her age, Jill Stein looks as trim as ever. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4516 Not another Potted Plant Ploy? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4517 Cubism in the post-Picasso era 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4518 At AfterLife Pharma, rather than plant grandma, we turn grandma into a plant. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4519 I guess there is now no way to avoid the root of the problem. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4520 Well, it's clear you all didn't read my heartfelt email about going paperless in the office. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4521 I've called this meeting... for all your output. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4522 Each take a leaf as I slide across the table. Then we can start the meeting. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4523 It all started when he planted pot. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4524 we can use some liquid assets for some real growth 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4525 You're killing me! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4526 Me thinks there's a ficus among-us. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4527 Tell me again what our futures look like. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4528 All that nirvana babel may have been legitimate. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4529 Who knew corporations would adopt our 3rd-Party political system?! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4530 When our COO mentioned having better work-life balance, I did not envision this. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4531 Of course not. You're just as daring and revolutionary as Steve Jobs. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4532 So I guess the rumors are true. It looks like they're pruning the workforce. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4533 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Fern. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4534 ironic, he felt that way before passing 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4535 As the new head of office security I really have to tell you.... 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4536 We're here to discuss our corporate mantra to "Go Green". 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4537 I'm prepared to throw shade. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4538 We chose him because wages never go up when a photosynthesizer is at the helm. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4539 Chairman Yew has a few opening remarks for our Christmas celebration 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4540 Do you really think he wants us to call him Russell? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4541 Green Party Meeting 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4542 I won't be taking any more questions about my emails 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4543 I heard she was green. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4544 Looks like I have some sensitivity training coming, all I said was he looks a little "Leafy" ! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4545 He looks a little wilted. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4546 On this third Anniversary of the passing of our beloved founder, a moment of silence and a silent prayer. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4547 He was so much more bombastic during the election. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4548 It will help with our decision making process. 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
4549 When J.B. said he wanted to come back as a player in Corporate Espionage, I thought he'd be a lot more clever than that. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4550 As the new chairman, I'd like to thank you bigly for this honor. We're going to make this company great again! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4551 So much for diversity. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4552 I understand the Wall Street Journal is sending their top reporters and cameramen. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4553 I'll leave you to your own conclusions regarding my impending extinction. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4554 The Board of Directors has spoken - in Latin I believe. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4555 Just delivering my constituency’s protest message, “Oxygen production is on hold.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4556 I know you are, but who am I? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4557 Leaves smaller than usual. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4558 You were right, Gulliver, these Lilliputian immigrants you sponsored are really efficient eggheads 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4559 We pay for their fence?? C'mon! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4560 You will each plant a tree to save the planet. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4561 May the plant be with you. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4562 I don't believe it's the boss in disguise. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4563 Our pothead is amazing! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4564 I can already feel my morale boosting. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4565 Thumbs up, considering our last potted plant left on a golden parachute. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4566 Everyone meet the new chairman of the board for Ecosexualism. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4567 Breathe freely! For our relationship will be one of equals: my oxygen--your carbon dioxide. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4568 I only intended to go green. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4569 Bound be better than the last board chairman. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4570 Gee, I never thought our former CEO was that dumb. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4571 Breathe deeply. I need your CO2 to affect the greening of Acme Oil. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4572 I guess they weren't kidding when they said he got removed from office for treason. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4573 I thought we were meeting the company's new environmental "planner" this morning. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4574 It's a promo for the sequel, "A Tree Grows in Manhattan'. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4575 Bupkis. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4576 We specialize in repressing clients before congressional committees. Next time come dressed appropriately. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4577 My boss is so boring- he is literally a plant. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4578 Someone needs to water me. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4579 The Board members had underestimated the proxy power of Mr. Green. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4580 We are all just going to sit here at this board meeting until one of us fesses up to being the corporate spy. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4581 We're waiting to hear your Christmas letter to Santa, Mr. Trump. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4582 Your futures have been planted 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4583 This is what you get with legalized pot... 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4584 I move we table the plantchair. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4585 I always dreamed of a day I could get good advice from my plant 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4586 How awkward, the potted plant leads the meeting. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4587 I liked it better when it was just "ashes to ashes." 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4588 I know they told me the meeting was at the main plant, but I'm still not certain I'm in the right place. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4589 My investments are planted in this company. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4590 All in favor of the executive stock option plan proposed by the Chairman of the Compensation Committee say, 'Aye'. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4591 Careful what you say . There's a recorder in there . 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4592 The "bored" awaiting their newly elected chairman's instructions. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4593 Corporate's new strategy of planting idea's. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4594 I think our trade for our CEO for a nice shrubbery was a good one. I feel better already. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4595 It is what it is. Our job is to read the tea leaves. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4596 We came, we saw, we conquered. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4597 I guess we should 'move on'? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4598 There was one stupid thing now there is 11 stupid things 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4599 I think Charlie was wrong. Bob was better at this than the plant is. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4600 I would like to begin the Foreign Botanical Investigation into the results of the of the latest presidential election. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4601 We're bringing back native species. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4602 I feel like killing the boss sometimes, but this would be too easy! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4603 He should fire his barber. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4604 Well, there are two answers to your question. Yes, I think there is room for another fern-based comedy show and no, I won't ever work again with Zach Galifianakis. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4605 Today we have a special guest to share with us environmental problems. As you can see our company is very interested in our environment. #thinkgreen 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4606 I'm more concerned about who invited lady Hitler. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4607 He hated his wife and kids and didn't own a dog. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4608 I'm so tired of this green glass ceiling rhetoric. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4609 Milt has been in that chair for almost 50 years now--I think he's earned the title of Senior Mint. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4610 So that's the new interim CEO? Doesn't seem very frondly. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4611 I said he is being 'vetted', not 'wetted', for a cabinet position in the new administration! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4612 My first order of business as Vulcan Industries' new CEO will be to transition from the rubber industry into that of blood banks. Johnson, roll up you're sleeve. You're first. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4613 We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4614 The governor sent word that he's hiking the Appalachian trail. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4615 So let's discuss how success can stem from planting the seeds of the "Branch-Out Plan" our new CEO has just rolled out. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4616 Let's review the print outs on corporate sustainability. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4617 With my ashes, we are metaphors for our products being green, organic, and gluten free. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4618 Hey, I think old Raph is a little potted. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4619 Due to the recent spike in the water bill...We wanted to tell you, you won't be making it to Christmas. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4620 I now call for nominations for this weeks watering responsibilities. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4621 President Trump sent his Director of the Dept. of Agriculture to chair this meeting. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4622 Flaunting your Stanford diploma gets a little tiresome after a while, Mr. Thornton. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4623 So, just so I'm clear on this, sir: We should all start thinking outside the *pot*? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4624 Congratulations sir on your new born sapling. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4625 Jones, what's that green stuff between your... Aunt Mabel??? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4626 There would seem to be a rumor you think I'm too young for the board. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4627 Will somebody tell him Halloween is over. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4628 It's right. We *do* need to go into the chopped liver business. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4629 Go ahead sir plant, give us your ideas... 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4630 Extreme Washington "outsider" predicted to be elected president in 2024. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4631 Waiting for Godot or Elijah--whoever shows up forst. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4632 Who's turn to prune? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4633 It's the end of his era, that's for sure 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4634 I have a apple... I have a pen... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4635 So I'm just a potted plant ? No one leaves until the joker owns up. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4636 I hear you are interested in photo synthesis 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4637 All I know is that the Chairman isn't Brendan Sullivan. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4638 Our new boss can't think, speak, or do anything aside from photosynthesis and existence but it's good for the environment and as we all know, that's the more important than everything. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4639 Great news! Thanks to all of your efforts our new miracle growth product will be a smashing success! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4640 Yes I agree... but to be even BETTER than our last CEO, the office plant needs a copy of the agenda... and definitely some water. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4641 You googled? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4642 may grow in office? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4643 Actually, the CEO is just a potted plant. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4644 As your new CEO,defoliants are now banned from the office. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4645 I stopped paying attention when they emphasized photosynergy in the work place. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4646 Am I the only one to be puzzled by our R&D department's notion of stustainable plant design ? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4647 Oh, my! The takeover has created a really strange synergy. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4648 plant 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4649 I want all of you on my executive staff to be a greenhouse of fertile ideas to insure ongoing profitable yields in all of our fields of business opportunities. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4650 It is a great honor to have been selected and I consider it as a mandate to do absolutely nothing. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4651 As your new GMO-CEO, all I will need is water and fertilizer. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4652 And that's how were going to regrow our ptofits. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4653 wish you were here 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4654 Once photosynthesis turns the leaves green, may we leave? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4655 What would Donald do? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4656 I've decided the only way we can grow as a company is to make a play for the Oak Trees. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4657 I knew JB would take root & grow if we gave him time. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4658 This is what Donald left in charge, we're just going to have to live with it for four years. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4659 Why Fern Tisdale missed her first meeting as CEO. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
4660 He just learned about protest votes from his daughter. 1.0816 0.05712 49 47 0 2
4661 I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4662 I just wish the CEO would quit micro-managing, and leaf us alone. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4663 You thought you had it bad with the cactus? The poison ivy gave you ulcers? The Venus flytrap made you cry? Well, welcome to my nightmare. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4664 We call it the plant. Just wait, it'll payoff. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4665 His rubber tree plant only uses bottled water. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4666 FROM ALL WE'LL GET FROM HIM HE MITES WELL BE A PLANT . 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4667 Hillary won't be with us today. I think Donald has a plant in our boardroom. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4668 Personally, I feel that Mr. Potter is much more inspiring than the other two candidates for President. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4669 It's some self-care bullshit, I don't know. Just my take, but I'm pretty sure that acting like a crybaby-ass bitch isn't going to be all that effective when you're up against a fascist. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4670 CEO Withers sustainable growth presentation went off without a hitch. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4671 The silent majority believes it should not be legalized. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4672 Like you, many of us were planted in foreign soil. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4673 Oh yes siree, there are going to be some changes around here. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4674 Knights of the diverse table. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4675 "Leonardo Di Caprio just sent it to make our meetings more aware of the real point". 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4676 I highly recommend my new stylist. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4677 Leadership has really planted their foot down and laid out solid path for growth. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4678 Our stock is going through the roof. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4679 Well, I'm not Brendan Sullivan 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4680 I will have a command for each of the 10 of you as soon as I soon burning. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4681 Now that I've broken the glass ceiling, I suggest you quell any snide remarks. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4682 ...and so I used my bayonet to cut a way out of the jungle, and that's how I got here today. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4683 Jill couldn't make it. This is her second in command. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4684 You can plant your own idea! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4685 We'd like to introduce our new Chief Sustainability Officer, Mr. Shrub. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4686 The recent turn of events were the last straw for brains. Chlorophyll can't do any worse. So... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4687 We are relegated to fertilizer. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4688 I wish I'd brought my cat." 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4689 The board sent a plant in lieu of a new CEO? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4690 I gather we're on for Orwell next month." "Keep the Aspidistra Flying?" "Better than 'Down and Out in Paris and London'. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4691 It's a plant. Let's face it, he's a spie! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4692 Our latest product, a seed that grows to a full grown tree right before our eyes! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4693 Before we start, can someone give me a sheet of paper and a water to keep myself hydrated? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4694 I guess Brendan Sullivan couldn't make it. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4695 At least I'm not potted this morning. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4696 Come on guys, Just imagine I'm illegal. Wouldn't be ridiculous ! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4697 Thank you for recognizing that I am just a potted plant. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4698 In a historic 8-2 vote, the board selected the Greenest chair in the company's history, all part of a brilliant plan to get the EPA off their back. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4699 Looks like he's had some serious prune-scaping done! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4700 Greetings, Greetings...I will get directly to the point. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4701 This is the genius that wanted to outsource to Canaan. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4702 How do we respond to Hurricane Katrina, President Bush? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4703 A man, a plant, a canal, pandemonium! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4704 This company has officially lost the forest. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4705 This place will not suit your needs to branch out. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4706 I've got nothing to say. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4707 Looks like we are in for another Practice What You Preach talk today. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4708 And finally: Just call me Ben 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4709 Plant an idea 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4710 OK, does anyone know a Greenspeace hex expert? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4711 Milking this one is going to be tough. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4712 What have we here...? A harassment charge against local treehuggers. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4713 Hi, my name is Maxijuana, I was grown in California with a viagra based fertilizer. I am the future of in home recreational activities. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4714 He made sure to send his condolences when he left us. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4715 Sir, you've won 8 states." "Florida and Michigan are still undecided." "How are we doing in Virginia? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4716 We are lucky to have the last earthly green plant as our leader. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4717 Apparently flower power got him to CEO. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4718 That's Bob. I can just make out his nose and tulips. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4719 Conference? More like conFERNence... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4720 It was the best candidate after he stepped down for the presidency. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4721 The old man told me that those beans would produce more for less. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4722 At this moment, the Board understood the why the new CEO was called the “Clarence Thomas” of the corporate world. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4723 Actually, I'm a little tired of his dry wit. Then you water him. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4724 Does anyone get her options? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4725 It's not PC to move plants elsewhere. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4726 We brought in a specialist on solar power plants. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4727 Say something, I'm giving up on you.. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4728 They'd seen he could make some damn fine coffee and they wondered what else he could do for the company. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4729 Nobody dared mention that Harold had replaced himself with a potted plant. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4730 Would someone please close the windows. It's not stuffy in here. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4731 Yes, sir, we all adhere to a strict paleo diet. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4732 I've got it! He want's us to tell the shareholders we have a new plant. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4733 While vacationing, Chariman Plante reminds his board who's boss. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4734 Great to see the glass ceiling broken, but not as part of a relocation from a greenhouse. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4735 Let's get to the root of the problem. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4736 I see what the CEO meant, we probably do need to collectively expose the downstairs department from time to time. But wasn't our team more efficient when we had individual cubicles for asset stripping? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4737 No,Mr Trump, the White House can't be moved to Trump Tower without Congressional approval. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4738 Don't ignore him. He hates to be thought of as a potted plant. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4739 Mary Jane has always been our leader... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4740 Every leader has his assistants 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4741 The Board elected him because he said he could take us to places we had never been before. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4742 When they said "The Zen of Duck, Duck, Goose" I don't know what I was expecting. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4743 You can't even get us high. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4744 For once he took my breath away. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4745 Tell me, what are people thinking? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4746 This way nobody can tell that we have plugs. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4747 The competition infiltrated our organization with a plant. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4748 I miss the box of hair. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4749 I saw Marvin today 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4750 She did say to me last week that plant intelligence is superior. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4751 And today-the details on solar power! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4752 All in favor of MJ's Prop 420 ballot initiative, say 'Aye!' 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4753 Quick! Someone put her in the sun and l'll grab some water. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4754 ...all wondered if they should welcome him or water him! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4755 I heard through the grapevine that he's a straight shooter. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4756 They replaced the CEO with a plant? Goodness, what will they do when I retire? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4757 Personally, I worry about nepotism. I saw him spreading his seeds. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4758 I'm here as the lawyer. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4759 I fear that if we shower the boss with compliments he may wet his chair. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4760 As of today, my bother Bubblegum Haze Kush is our new CFO. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4761 Agreed then, you will be a watered-down presence on the Trump Supreme Court? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4762 It's just to brighten up a dull room really. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4763 Trump's Transition Team rejects a BIG LOSER for Secretary of HUGE HUGE HOUSEPLANTS. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4764 The GMF planning committee will come to order. Let's hear first from the potted kale. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4765 The plant that eats flies on the wall. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4766 Before we begin I must say that I am quite frond of all of you. Unfortunately, it is time to trim down this company. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4767 Now, on to our next topic; Cheryll's decor. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4768 It's to draw all of those flies on the wall before we begin... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4769 There is plant-y time to sit and stare, but brighten up and give me air!! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4770 I've been looking at our investments portfolio, and I think we should be moving from value to growth. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4771 IT is painfully obvious that the shrubby demographic is woefully under represented on this board. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4772 He was holding out for a better retirement package. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4773 I heard she made it all from solar. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4774 Just as he said. We've gone green. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4775 Jeb was too low energy, so now I'm in charge 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4776 Yes, I am the parent of all you Board members and don't try to table the discussion, as he is mine too. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4777 Head office was disappointed with that last project. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4778 Of course you're not a potted plant, sir. You're a lawyer. That's your job. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4779 Welcome. I'm you new pothead. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4780 The resume screamed innovation and creativity, but all I see is a drain on corporate resources. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4781 No, it's pot at the head. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4782 Now, about our ecosystem... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4783 I'm Mr. Smith's replacement. My name is Mrs. Potter. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4784 When the shareholder said the chairman lacks inertia, he really meant it. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4785 Yes, we understand your affinity for the word, but the correct term is manufacturing "facility" 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4786 I suggest you all go home and take a long, hard look in the mirror, because I'm the first to admit I'm the last person who should be in charge. This country deserves a better president. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4787 Green Party Chairwoman Plant, formally announces her Canidancy for President. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4788 I'm the embodiment of it all--money plant... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4789 That's right, this potted plant is calling the shots now. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4790 Let me guess. No bonus for senior staff because it was another replanting year. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4791 Who do you think will be the first to leave/ 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4792 On page four, you'll see my professional growth plan. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4793 Yes, we are sky high. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4794 Sir, we'll make sure no one uses the term "Whacky Tobacky" again. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4795 Will someone please order me a hose of water. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4796 Regardless of my appearance, I assure you: I'm not here as a potted plant. I'm the lawyer. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4797 Starting at the top, Noxiocorp take things in a more environmentally-friendly direction. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4798 Considering the range of applicants, I think we're all agreed that I was your best choice for chairman of the board. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4799 Sampson, you should leaf it alone, and we should move to the next talking point. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4800 Visualize the new California branch. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
4801 No Sir, the board is in full agreement with your position. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
4802 Welcome to the Green Party. Our first priority is value-based politics! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4803 It's all about photo-synergy 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4804 I have some good news. Fern bars are making a comeback. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4805 I didn't me to go this far when I said "Go Green." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4806 Having won the popular vote by a landslide the new president felt had a mandate to legalize marijuana. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4807 You know something went wrong somewhere when you find yourself reporting to a plant. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4808 What return will WE get on our investment - giggles 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4809 That campaign was tiring, but you're not as bushed as I am. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4810 Who put potty-training on the agenda? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4811 Has it asked you over for a smoke yet? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4812 We wanted to reach out to the LGBTQP community. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4813 Look ..... see how some of his leaves have dropped off .... he knows he doesn't have enough votes to maintain control..... he's finished! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4814 Who said "Chopped liver"? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4815 His growth projections for Q4 are low to zero. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4816 All hail the potted plant! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4817 "When we commissioned a drawing of Bush and his advisors, this is not exactly what we meant." quoth David Remnick. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4818 Ugh, another classic in the 'Bored Room'...this meeting goes any longer, we're gonna start growing roots. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4819 Oh, so this is not a poet tree class? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4820 whats the next order of business? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4821 Mr. Speaker..?The election is over. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4822 Are you sure it's getting enough sunlight? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4823 The Chair is the tie-breaker 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4824 ‘ The good earth’ is no longer an issue. Now, let’s get down to business. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4825 "Wow boss, your hair's looking beautiful today". 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4826 Fern is our boss in title only 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4827 America has spoken, the real winner is blooming. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4828 Well, they got the hair right. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4829 Let's be frank. One thing he didn't believe in was one moment of silence. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4830 Any objections? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4831 He's always worked outside the solarium. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4832 Let's review my last 3rd Quarter P & L. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4833 I came from farm to throw shade at the table. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4834 A little on the quiet side, but REALLY presents a glossy look to the press, don't cha think? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4835 It's the boss's prediction that a new plant will affect our profit landscape and may dig us into a hole or that we will experience growth in the next quarter. Welcome to Delphi. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4836 The corporate office isn't being very subtle with their plants. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4837 I don't want to hear your global warming scapegoating and climate change illusions: quartely rainfall quotas must improve or we risk losing demographic stakeholders like myself to global markets that care 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4838 You will all be happy to learn that mt administrative faculties are unaffected. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4839 Ah well, sometimes they get me right, and sometimes they give me a board seat. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4840 Does any one remember, 'On the twelve day of Christmas' ? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4841 Try not to jump to conclusions. Mr. Ficus was a very successful plant manager before joining us. But I understand Try not to pre-judge. I hear Mr. Ficus was a very successful plant manager before joining us. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4842 Most people wouldn't get her joke, that's why the boss won. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4843 Off the top of my head, I'd say you're just as overworked as I am. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4844 All in favor say 'chlorophyll.' 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4845 I guess Paul is taking some personal leaf. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4846 He got Trumped 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4847 Wwe should have paid attentio before the aura turned black. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4848 It's our copier paper rep. from the new growth forest. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4849 I feel it in my veins: our greatest year ever. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4850 I heard he is going to put his kids in charge. Cynthia Stringer, Tiburon, California 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4851 Lets discuss your strategy for 2020, Ms. Stein. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4852 At least its an upgrade from last week's dandilion. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4853 Can we have a moment of silence for the last breath on earth. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4854 It's a wiki plant from Ecuador's Embassy in London. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4855 I hear he's a tough litigator. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4856 Does everyone have the memo I sent on my predecessor? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4857 Topic 1: Mandatory watering plans during summer week shutdown. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4858 Lame duck session. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4859 When the lobby ficus tree provided better leadership. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4860 It always seems like I have work on my mind, but I've mostly been thinking about the office fantasy football league 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4861 Was it a chance to seize power or merely a test of leadership? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4862 Before we get on to New Business . . . . 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4863 Some have labeled me as extreme vegetarian. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4864 He looks a little wilted. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4865 Smart person: He knows Trump won. Less smart person: He was always a potted plant. Dumbest person: Will it flower? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4866 We need to shift our company to a more eco-friendly focus. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4867 Congratulations! You have won "Plant of the Month" 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4868 But first, by way of introduction, let me tell you a little about myself... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4869 The boss grew very close to it in his last few days. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4870 Not now. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4871 Cabinet meeting 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4872 I hope this gift cheers her up! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4873 I know I am speaking out of turn. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4874 It looks like Chris Wallace is joining our board meeting today 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4875 The staff meets the new CEO; it had finally come to this! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4876 After Trump was elected, the PLANT coalition thought it prudent to send me as a representative. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4877 Green Thumb Company finally names their new CEO. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4878 Now you listen! When you talk behind my back I can hear you. I just don't care. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4879 Agenda item #1: Discuss the loss of share value over the past year. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4880 Yes, these new large windows are related to my recent surgery. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4881 The Fall Forecast remains leafy. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4882 Today we will discuss the challenges and opportunities of fern competition. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4883 and now, an hour of silence to meditate on our new green strategy 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4884 As the CEO of the anti nature segregation movement... 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4885 As the plant-life ambassador, what is your take on pollution? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4886 I have vegetarianonititus, but they told me if I stay out of the sun, I'll revert back in a couple of days. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4887 It's taking me to lunch at 1:00. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4888 Shall we draw straws? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4889 I'm pleased to report that Apollo Inc. has withdrawn their hostile takeover bid. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4890 Hey! I'm not Oliver North, you know! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4891 So, we're agreed, our deal with J.K.Rowling will be as she specified, to the letter. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4892 Didn't it used to work for the competition? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4893 We all agreed that, sir, it is immensely harder to read plant than man. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4894 I'm thinking of blowing the whistle on anti-vegan discrimination. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4895 Hey, no worries if the dipstick can just ficus. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4896 He's a real bark orders and leave boss. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4897 I'm suddenly reminded of the drum solo in "Ina-Gadda-da-Vida." 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4898 Sir, just get to your point and leaf it. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4899 So let's discuss how success can stem from planting the seeds of the company-growth "Branch-Out Plan" our new CEO has just rolled out. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4900 I suppose you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4901 Should I tell him? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4902 One leaf too many? Or just enough? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4903 I believe my contract is up Jan. 20th. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4904 When did green equality start trumping gender equality for our board composition? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4905 You need to get out more, if you think I'm past my peak. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4906 After our last boss, "Audrey 2," this is a relief. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4907 The Iran-Contra thing was 30 years ago sir. The joke is getting a bit old don't you think? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4908 It's an improvement. It's alive while the boss looked like one of the 'walking dead'. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4909 Well this Boston skyline sure beats out Denver's. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4910 Greener pastures are important , but it takes a flower... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4911 The results of the GMO testing are in-Me! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4912 So, in conclusion, we will not be cutting revenue this quarter. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4913 We're his advisors so I guess we'll have to think biggly. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4914 Well, we had to . We have some important decisions to make, and we can't take a chance on a tie vote. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4915 I'd like you to meet our new counsel. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4916 Horticulturally speaking... the boss reaches out. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4917 I don't think the shareholders are going to like this. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4918 Though I'm a potted plant, I'm still your boss. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4919 As you can see, I´m not Brendan Sullivan. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4920 He must have heard that, as a boss, we thought he was just a vegetable. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4921 I call this meeting of the Sustainability Committee to order. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4922 We need your final decision. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4923 We are no longer a 'Happy Holidays' company. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4924 "He's enlightened," they said.. "He'll take a lichen to you," they said... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4925 As your fern's corporate head... 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4926 Will our return on investment correlate with how often we water it? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4927 He doesn't do much, but he's very unlikely to be impeached. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4928 The Jacob's Ladder plant reaches the top. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4929 Text your kids. I think he's planing to keep us here a while. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4930 Not MY plant 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4931 I assumed green tech would be a more techie. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4932 The informer from our competition? They are way too literal. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4933 'He's standing in for President Johnson.' 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4934 Well, nobody ever got fired from him ... did they? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4935 Ladies and Gentlemen, the days of just sitting behind your desks like human beings are officially over! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4936 ...shhh - they'll think you're racist. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4937 Looks like Henry isn't feeling "heard" again. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4938 No, I'm not the new VP in charge of diversity hiring. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4939 He's having a bad photosynthesis day! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4940 We don't water it, but if it blooms, we buy. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4941 Way to go with the new wall 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4942 That is Daphne. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4943 He's really full of manure this time! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4944 With the end of campaigning, a moment of silence for the noble tree. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4945 Talking to plants is understandable but plants talking to people is weird. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4946 don't want to, like, project or trigger any problematic identity shit, but we got at least two blacks, two – maybe three – chicks, and a poinsettia in here. boardroom's woke af, my dudes 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4947 Greenpeace summit 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4948 So, how many of you are ready for a call-up to the farm team? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4949 I know there are rumors that I am a plant, but I challenge anyone to impute my loyalty to the firm. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4950 Turns out Deez Nuts was my only real competition. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4951 We should have gone with a discreet whoopee cusion 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4952 As we enter into our new endeavor, feel free to now call me just Pot Plant 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4953 Board to tears, the members were highly susceptible to the implantation of hypnotic suggestions... 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4954 The phrase “dumb as a potted plant” is seldom heard. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4955 The tip of his radicle is bobbing, he's got a plan. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4956 They may be trying to record us inconspicuously. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4957 Consumer forecasts suggest that millennials will prefer Sativa with our new Grande Iced Skinny Salted Caramel Macchiato. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4958 This one is outspoken. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4959 So, yes, the roundup-ready 400mg is still a work in progress. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4960 I believe you have seen the Ent Overlord demands. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4961 I read your group email to me. How could any of you think being called a 'potted plant' was anything but a compliment? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4962 With all these new state laws, our future is in planted pot. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4963 "The chairman sent that from the French Riviera to show us what a real potted plant looks like". 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4964 I thought you said macro dose. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4965 10 times the THC. When legal there is no high we can’t reach! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4966 The fern will run the meetings until the President ends his term. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4967 And with that, we conclude the Trump Organization's most profitable year yet. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4968 Our psychic says we should delay alldeliberations until it combusts spontaneously. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4969 Thank you all for coming. Today we'll be discussing a POTentially controversial issue: The Presidential Election. So I hope you're all firmly PLANTed in your seats, as this might be a bit of a bumpy ride. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4970 Bosley, what do you mean our stocks for Vine have crashed?? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4971 David Blaine he's just not that good 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4972 Yes, I'm a potted plant, but what you need to think about is where I came from. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4973 So, what? Did you expect me to turn into a cockroach? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4974 We will emphasize in our ads that it's easy to grow pot in a pot. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4975 So my final recommendation is photosynthesis all around. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4976 Wrong! I did plant one on her! Bigly! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4977 A wave of nostalgia has just come over me...I'd never have believed it.! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4978 Does this mean we don't get lunch breaks? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4979 We should have consulted Trivago for our venue. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4980 Hello I am Bob Smith the CEO. This is obvious as you all already know me. I had a great meeting with the leader of the plant people of Venus and we are going to make some changes. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4981 Hey! Weren't you Oliver North's lawyer? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4982 As you all have noticed, I, your devoted CEO, am now a marijuana plant. Everyone may partake in smoking a portion of me as we try to ride out this media hell storm. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4983 So, the committee has concluded that this is what the next presidential candidate will look like ? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4984 Let's give him a big hug. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4985 OOOOOOMMMMMM 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4986 I thought he was a sleeper. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4987 Next time, make sure he overhears that he has the personality of a dozen cronuts. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
4988 Well, we must think about our ecosystem so I can stay here longer. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4989 Every four years it produces "The bitter pill to swallow." 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4990 A plant, is a plant is a PLANT !! Get it ?!? 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4991 Would somebody PLEASE get the gaw-damn plant off of Chairman Forkist's chair? 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
4992 Trust me, you're in wood hands now... 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4993 As you know, corporate plants are people, too. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4994 We're waiting for his partner, Page. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4995 Congratulations to all of us. This is the penultimate diversity hire. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4996 Let me get this straight, the reason you invited me here is you only realized just now that you needed to consider a better alternative? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4997 I always want complete transparency. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4998 Whose turn is it to water his damn plant? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4999 I've called this meeting because it's time to weed the garden. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
5000 Our watched pot needs help fast to keep the big chair. Fertilizer? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5001 We'll remain in Boston and starting in December I'll be out of the closet for good. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5002 OK so we didn't win and we have nothing to discuss Can we still order lunch or is it chip in? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5003 Before we get started, if one of you can get along without your glass of water, could you please pour it into my pot? Tapwater is OK, I assure you. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5004 So the IS a plant on the board! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5005 The CEO has sent a stand-in for this meeting. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5006 One repeat, dismissive, well known, histori*al legal referen*e, will be met with termination. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5007 He just got back from The Upside Down. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5008 This practice of offering potted plants extra credit for attending high-level talks may have gone too far. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5009 While Jeb "bush" refused to participate in President-elect Trump's transition meeting, a low-level surrogate attended in his place. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5010 Nice of Mr. Trump to replace himself with a money plant. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5011 I think we need to plant a new foundation for this city. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5012 It's important to me that you feel free to speak your minds, disagree with me, even vote against me; basically, forget that I'm a triffid. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5013 So this is what Trump meant when he told us that 'bush' would be taking his chair on the board for the four years while he was away in Washington. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5014 Let's talk about growth. OR Thank the tree. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5015 You'd need glasses eyes to win a blinking contest around here. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5016 My first priority as your new CEO is a corporate initiative on sustainability. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5017 uuum There was an chem accident in R&D. Okay, how are we going to Bury This Problem? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5018 Let's run through the salient points quickly so we can leave 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5019 Why are we always talking about plantations? We're in the cities... 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5020 We need to be more assertive or we'll lose this one! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5021 Our interim CEO lacks Mr. Trump's charisma, but he's already improved employee relations by seventy-two percent. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5022 Pothead would say role another one just like the other one. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5023 Well the Board of Directors voted for me, so what you don't like, you can lump. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5024 He's bound to grow up some day and lead our meetings. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5025 For those of you who feel this company has gone to pot, natter,natter,natter. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5026 "VIGORO For Your ED." Flattering logo, but no. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5027 I'm getting a contact high just from looking at you. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5028 Which one of you is Judas? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5029 Just add water and we've got our Brendan Sullivan 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5030 A plant is better than an irresponsible CEO. This is a great way to start the first meeting of the year! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5031 It's 2000 all over again. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5032 1. It's called the fresh air initiative! 2. The meeting stopped when Fern soiled herself. 3. You're only here because of your father, the Rockefeller Christmas Tree. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5033 Stop staring so what I iron my lapels. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5034 Psst are you sure this isn't the meeting for people for the ethical treatment of plants?" "Psst, are you sure this isn't the meeting for the 'people for the ethical treatment of plants?' 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5035 We will now introduce Robert's Plant Rules of Order due to our "Communication Breakdown." 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5036 Hey, Pam, do you think it's offended? We tried whiteboards but it's just not the same. But, hey, good for you and Jim for skipping out on the to-go cups! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5037 'Yes, I am a potted palm--deal with it! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5038 Who would leaf the company to this guy? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5039 He emersed himself in our new agile adaptation initistive. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5040 First agenda item: should I build a wall or grope? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5041 The new boss is the cousin of our branch manager. It really is all about connections, huh?" "I don't know. I heard he grew his old division from the roots up. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5042 We are gathered here today to pay honor to how we have planted encouraging thoughts in the stockholders' minds. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5043 I voted against the initiative because I heard he is a real micromanager. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5044 "I'll give you passive aggressive." or He was always so passive aggressive. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5045 Well, at least she won't be challenging the status quo! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5046 As you all know, it's difficult for me to covering a piece on darkness... 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5047 Chair? You're aiming way too low. We all think you're just a bit of time, water, sunlight and one good sawyer away from BEING the board of this company. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5048 Is demand as high as our forecaster says it is? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5049 Twenty years working for Amazon, and now I answer to his son. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5050 The CEO contributes more effectively through his ashes than back in his breathing days. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5051 Repatriated plant #1 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5052 Our future is well planted. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5053 He had a last minute meeting at the White House. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5054 This firm must remove the ban on floral decorations immediately! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5055 Yes, but after the elephant we have to talk about this divorce. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5056 On that meeting, the CEO was being a little evasive. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5057 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5058 Our CEO was exported. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5059 It hates Muslims. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5060 Pencils down please; this is strictly off the record. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5061 Hillary could have learned a lot from our director. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5062 This new corporate think about putting down roots is becoming a bit overdone, don't you think? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5063 The head guys just think they're in charge. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5064 Senior Partners' Meeting: Williams and Connolly 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5065 Luckily, we have the pot and the window. Who's turn is it? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5066 I'm not quite in full bloom yet. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5067 Last night a wizard came to me in a dream and convinced me that times were changing and the company needs to change with it. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5068 We're going all-digital. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5069 Thompson, your'e fired! Now, make like a tree and get outta here! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5070 I'm glad he's not a conifer this week. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5071 The president's new comb-over projects stability. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5072 I'm here to inform you that our headquarters will be relocating to the Catskills! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5073 I, Can A. Bis I, do change dress down Fridays to high expectation days 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5074 If the Smithsonian wants his hair, it would help him look taller and more Presidential 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5075 Yeah, I said I'd LEAF the company if my candidate did not win! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5076 This committee really needs to branch out more by being more colorful and helping the environment. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5077 This his subtle way of telling us we need to speak up more. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5078 Before I leave you to make all the foreign and domestic policy, I mean, isn't meeting in my luxurious penthouse much better than meeting down in that swamp? I mean look at this view! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5079 The new CEO’s a trip, huh 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5080 Sorry, you've been voted off the team for the next four years. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5081 I think the cartoonist should choose the winner. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5082 Our new C.E.O. was just congratulated by Vladimir Putin. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5083 There is a rumor that a competitor had planted a mole as a member of the company's Board. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5084 Mark my words, it's an alt-right "plant." 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5085 No, Rudolph, I told you. Chris is going to be dog walker and I want ganja growing in the Rose Garden. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5086 Corporate Plant Officer addresses its Board 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5087 This meeting was called to decide how to inform President Trump company profits are through the roof. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5088 I guess he really was cross- pollinated. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5089 At 4:26 we'll be releasing our Prophets report ... maybe 4:27. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5090 Is he saying "Flower power" or "Let a hundred flowers bloom"? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5091 Ever since we got a new CEO, our company has really grown. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5092 I'm proud to announce that we have recruited Empty Suit to join our team. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5093 Company's first 'plant' meeting. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5094 No way! Where'd you find the left-handed edition? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5095 I know this is strange for you, but I can shed a few leaves to make you more comfortable. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5096 You should take her aside and tell her. Her foliage is again showing. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5097 I was tired of being called an "empty suit." 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5098 Our boss be like after the leak of Panama Pepers. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5099 As the plant kingdom’s chief negotiator I ask: Do you breathe oxygen? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5100 It's unanimous. The diversity program cab be closed out. Great job eveyone. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5101 Our first order of business is a new plant watering service. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5102 I told you your new job would go to your head 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5103 What's fir on the agenda? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5104 Our plants aren't winning anymore. We need to bring our plants back from China and Mexico. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5105 Mr Symthe will e represented today in his new green body 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5106 Wow, plants really do hate math. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5107 When do you think they'll miniaturize our implanted virtual offices? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5108 Plants and Zombies Co. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5109 Board meeting with Help after the election results 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5110 Who's going to tell him? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5111 He hasn't said a word, I am going to leaf. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5112 ...and that's why we hired him. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5113 Its great he is finally joining us, but I'm afraid his garden leave got the best of him. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5114 Like this plant, business is slowly going from green to black 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
5115 In appreciation to your recent vote of confidence I am announcing casual Mondays! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
5116 All right, Boss, do you have any ideas? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
5117 Actually, our company's performance has never been better. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
5118 Flower? Flower? Can you speak? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
5119 Show off! I know it's bring your plant to work day, but we could have had a conference call instead. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
5120 This is Potosterist! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5121 Green economy today, guys! Taken with a green trump... achh 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5122 Next year I want to see two of us at every client meeting, hearing or deposition. Our clients need us now more than ever. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5123 Too bad about affirmington action. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5124 As your new ceo, you'll find things going a lot smoother now. ll 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5125 And here I thought 'Think Different' was just a slogan. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5126 PR Statement from plants & trees: Mr. Gore will respect the President if he will respect climate change,trees, and environment. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5127 "Bah Dumbug!" says the Wishing Tree... 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5128 I think it's called an Palinoria Revengius - it's poisonous. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5129 Sh, i 's goin' t'note escape 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5130 YOU TOO! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5131 Well, Bob, I don't know about you, but with this change at the helm, I say our company is going places now. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5132 Our chairman is just a hoax. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5133 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5134 Sometimes I feel that I shouldn't even be on the road. If all the cars out there were like me, I'd feel a lot safer. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5135 Now I want everyone to stand on their chair and rip the first page out of today's presentation. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5136 Plant singularity takes root at ACME Corporation. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5137 We check every week whether you use the project. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5138 Repeat after me, "A tree by any other name...." 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5139 Can't believe we had to say "you're fired" so soon! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5140 The planet "Plutonia", has heard that businessman are destroying their species (plants and trees), so they will treat them in a way which will open their feeling of beauty, peace and love, so their species can live. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5141 You were expecting Brendan Sullivan? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5142 ... and now we must decide which candidate we endorse. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5143 Smells like root beer again. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5144 I am a potted plant! That is my job. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5145 As you can see, my transplant operation to top pot, was a success. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5146 We are all going to have to turn to him, lets hope he doesn't turn into a pot. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5147 I'd to that Mr. North for recommending me your firm. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5148 THE CREMATION BUSINESS IS REALLY ON THE CUTTING EDGE ! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5149 We are here to talk about climate change from a yong tree that hopes to grow to be hundreds of years old. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5150 Plantia, has the deciding vote. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5151 The Struggles inside Ned's Brain! Ned said to himself, hey aren't you the creative one, why are you on the wrong side of my brain? I wanna play with the mouse for a change. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5152 Off the top of my head? Hang on. Lemme ask. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5153 Don't pretend to include me in this mature conversation when you don't even know how to spell the word GREEN! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5154 Round and round it goes, when it stops a potted plant grows. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5155 In case any of you are wondering, I'm not Brendan Sullivan. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5156 It's a spy from our competition. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5157 We felt we needed to own a pesticide business ouresleves 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5158 As budding chairman of Triffid plant hire I guarantee growth in a blooming industry. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5159 I'm Mr. Ficus, here to introduce our newest product, the Thanksgiving tree. Now let's all give thanks for office plants. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5160 So with a hearty welcome for our new CEO Mr. Potter, as you can see the firm has now officially complied with going "green". 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5161 How 'bout now––NOW will you talk to me? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5162 Mark, I think it's time for you to leaf this organization. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5163 Are all of you going to sit there and stare, or is somebody gonna fuck me? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5164 as you know, I'm here representing Col. North ... 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5165 Our new CEO has grown organically from wishing the Company. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5166 Respect plants like your boss. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5167 That's our new mascot? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5168 The planting seeds workshop. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5169 After this conference, I'm never wearing this hat again. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5170 These thinking caps were a terrible idea. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5171 Wait until it found out that Peyton is a vegan 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5172 You may address me now as Sir PotInaPot 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5173 I imagine the boss ate some Gryphon seeds just before the cremation. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5174 we need a (miracle) now ???lets all pray for a (jet)? to ???? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5175 I'm at the peak of my ability Hire me. Ib can make you LOVE this company. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5176 I hear his cousin Vinny the Broccoli is in the bomb-sniffing business. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5177 So we all have no work to do; we all are gonna wait around for our boss, the new president... 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5178 corporate has taken the a.d.a. a tad too far this time, agree? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5179 Of course I knew you were only joking. I love a good joke. Hahahahaha! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5180 Fellow chairs, I suggest that for future meetings, you consider following my example. I've converted to plant-based accessories and released Mr. Edwards, my former lap-man. He's now a driving range human. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5181 Just give it a sip of water, then we will have the answer. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5182 Sorry I'm late. The Brooklyn Ferry was delayed. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5183 What? Has Jesus Christ not been born yet? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5184 Okay, so maybe he was a little better. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5185 This wasn’t what I meant by bringing a little tree. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5186 I know all of you have been trying to kill off my mother and take over the business. Well I'm here to warn you that if she dies we're all finished. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5187 I think it's okay to have Obama as secretary of health insurance in our new administration, but is it necessary to have a member of the green party here too? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0