Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby. |
2.1311 |
0.02554 |
1022 |
282 |
324 |
416 |
1 |
Before we start, would anyone else like some water? |
1.9502 |
0.04123 |
422 |
162 |
119 |
141 |
2 |
He got his start in the lobby. |
1.8986 |
0.04161 |
345 |
122 |
136 |
87 |
3 |
...and I'll need an office with a window. |
1.8781 |
0.04517 |
320 |
126 |
107 |
87 |
4 |
Ten bucks says he mentions 'sustainable growth' |
1.8296 |
0.04754 |
270 |
109 |
98 |
63 |
5 |
Don’t look so surprised people…this IS a hedge fund |
1.8226 |
0.04881 |
265 |
111 |
90 |
64 |
6 |
I thought we were moving all of our plants to Mexico. |
1.8220 |
0.05129 |
264 |
119 |
73 |
72 |
7 |
It looks like Millennials are out and Perennials are in... |
1.8140 |
0.05050 |
258 |
113 |
80 |
65 |
8 |
I thought all our plants moved to Mexico. |
1.7890 |
0.05306 |
237 |
109 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
What I said was, "We need a plan." |
1.7440 |
0.05552 |
207 |
99 |
62 |
46 |
10 |
I never thought I be happy to have a Bush in charge again. |
1.7376 |
0.05811 |
202 |
102 |
51 |
49 |
11 |
They brought him in from the outside. |
1.7245 |
0.05676 |
196 |
96 |
58 |
42 |
12 |
Keep tabs on the boss. I suspect he is a plant … a Manchurian Cannabis who's been rain-washed. |
1.7202 |
0.05664 |
193 |
94 |
59 |
40 |
13 |
I bet he got the office with a window sill. |
1.7202 |
0.05320 |
193 |
87 |
73 |
33 |
14 |
You're probably wondering how I called you all here. |
1.7165 |
0.05833 |
194 |
99 |
51 |
44 |
15 |
You couldn't be any worse than the previous Bush. |
1.7027 |
0.06003 |
185 |
97 |
46 |
42 |
16 |
I preferred the elder Bush. |
1.6995 |
0.06113 |
183 |
98 |
42 |
43 |
17 |
Five years ago she was just a branch manager |
1.6978 |
0.05789 |
182 |
91 |
55 |
36 |
18 |
Finally, a CEO who doesn't suck all the oxygen out of the room. |
1.6944 |
0.05795 |
180 |
90 |
55 |
35 |
19 |
I think he was more effective as a branch manager. |
1.6889 |
0.05751 |
180 |
90 |
56 |
34 |
20 |
We hired him to appeal to perennials. |
1.6872 |
0.05671 |
179 |
88 |
59 |
32 |
21 |
I hear she pollinated her way to the top. |
1.6802 |
0.06210 |
172 |
93 |
41 |
38 |
22 |
These are not the paid leaves I was hoping for. |
1.6765 |
0.05994 |
170 |
88 |
49 |
33 |
23 |
He worked his way from the ground up. |
1.6746 |
0.05848 |
169 |
85 |
54 |
30 |
24 |
Be patient. He'll grow on you. |
1.6707 |
0.05598 |
167 |
80 |
62 |
25 |
25 |
Before the election I would have said he was under-qualified. |
1.6686 |
0.06432 |
169 |
96 |
33 |
40 |
26 |
He worked his way from the ground up. |
1.6686 |
0.05858 |
169 |
86 |
53 |
30 |
27 |
Don't worry. He'll be out by the end of Autumn... |
1.6646 |
0.05947 |
164 |
84 |
51 |
29 |
28 |
Just a friendly reminder, no dogs allowed at the company picnic. |
1.6646 |
0.05884 |
164 |
83 |
53 |
28 |
29 |
I thought we only hired Ivy League |
1.6646 |
0.05884 |
164 |
83 |
53 |
28 |
30 |
Just last week I was adorning the lobby of Trump Tower. Now I'm the new Secretary of the Interior. |
1.6626 |
0.06289 |
163 |
89 |
40 |
34 |
31 |
Who swiped my watering can, and WHO CHANGED THE BOY-GIRL, BOY-GIRL SEATING ?? |
1.6562 |
0.06638 |
160 |
93 |
29 |
38 |
32 |
Well he can't be worse than the last Bush... |
1.6541 |
0.06495 |
159 |
90 |
34 |
35 |
33 |
He can't really answer any questions about the annual report -- he's a perennial. |
1.6541 |
0.06371 |
159 |
88 |
38 |
33 |
34 |
He's the branch manager. |
1.6519 |
0.06019 |
158 |
82 |
49 |
27 |
35 |
Here comes the talk again about remembering our roots. |
1.6456 |
0.06095 |
158 |
84 |
46 |
28 |
36 |
You can call me Herb. |
1.6410 |
0.06363 |
156 |
87 |
38 |
31 |
37 |
Let's all welcome Herb, our new plant manager. |
1.6364 |
0.05886 |
154 |
79 |
52 |
23 |
38 |
Look who got the window office. |
1.6364 |
0.06168 |
154 |
83 |
44 |
27 |
39 |
All memos will now be refered to as leaflets |
1.6316 |
0.05954 |
152 |
79 |
50 |
23 |
40 |
Good afternoon. Today we'll be discussing our hedge funds. |
1.6216 |
0.05864 |
148 |
76 |
52 |
20 |
41 |
I have to admit it, replacing Mr. Trump was not that difficult. |
1.6190 |
0.06916 |
147 |
90 |
23 |
34 |
42 |
She's been in a vegetative state since the election. |
1.6190 |
0.06428 |
147 |
83 |
37 |
27 |
43 |
All he talks about is growth. |
1.6190 |
0.06355 |
147 |
82 |
39 |
26 |
44 |
Apparently, he's here to provide a much-needed breath of fresh air. |
1.6190 |
0.06206 |
147 |
80 |
43 |
24 |
45 |
He worked his way up from the reception desk. |
1.6164 |
0.06393 |
146 |
82 |
38 |
26 |
46 |
I think we were all expecting a little more growth this quarter. |
1.6164 |
0.06012 |
146 |
77 |
48 |
21 |
47 |
Let's not forget I worked my way from the ground up. |
1.6164 |
0.06539 |
146 |
84 |
34 |
28 |
48 |
He's the new branch manager. |
1.6164 |
0.06243 |
146 |
80 |
42 |
24 |
49 |
This is our new plant manager. |
1.6149 |
0.06178 |
148 |
81 |
43 |
24 |
50 |
Same agenda as last week -- root causes, stem cell research, and leaves of absence. |
1.6138 |
0.06204 |
145 |
79 |
43 |
23 |
51 |
It could be worse. Moses took orders from a burning bush. |
1.6138 |
0.05887 |
145 |
75 |
51 |
19 |
52 |
He's from an Ivy League school. |
1.6111 |
0.06004 |
144 |
76 |
48 |
20 |
53 |
Careful what you say. I think he's a plant. |
1.6111 |
0.06664 |
126 |
69 |
37 |
20 |
54 |
When he said we were meeting about the new plant, this wasnt what I expected... |
1.6084 |
0.06434 |
143 |
81 |
37 |
25 |
55 |
I am offering you all the opportunity to invest in my hedge fund. |
1.6084 |
0.06201 |
143 |
78 |
43 |
22 |
56 |
I think it's time we open more branches |
1.6084 |
0.06357 |
143 |
80 |
39 |
24 |
57 |
Given recent events, another bush being in charge doesn't seem so bad. |
1.6084 |
0.06586 |
143 |
83 |
33 |
27 |
58 |
We're going paperless, effective immediately. |
1.6084 |
0.06586 |
143 |
83 |
33 |
27 |
59 |
As your new CEO, my first executive decision is to move our table next to the window. |
1.6084 |
0.06586 |
143 |
83 |
33 |
27 |
60 |
Please welcome our new Hedge Fund manager. |
1.6084 |
0.06279 |
143 |
79 |
41 |
23 |
61 |
Perhaps you could wipe that smirk off your face, Elaine, and tell us all what is so amusing about the fact that I did indeed soil myself... |
1.6056 |
0.06551 |
142 |
82 |
34 |
26 |
62 |
I think he got to this position through graft. |
1.6056 |
0.06238 |
142 |
78 |
42 |
22 |
63 |
He started from the ground up. |
1.6048 |
0.06757 |
124 |
69 |
35 |
20 |
64 |
He started as a branch manager. |
1.6045 |
0.06532 |
134 |
75 |
37 |
22 |
65 |
They said they were sending over a new plant manager. |
1.6028 |
0.06514 |
141 |
81 |
35 |
25 |
66 |
I hear he interned at a hedge fund. |
1.6028 |
0.06514 |
141 |
81 |
35 |
25 |
67 |
When you said you'd take "any Bush" over Trump, you could've been more specific. |
1.5942 |
0.06393 |
138 |
78 |
38 |
22 |
68 |
And despite all the dirt he still became CEO. |
1.5942 |
0.05876 |
138 |
72 |
50 |
16 |
69 |
Actually, we've never had anyone ask for a glass ceiling before. |
1.5942 |
0.06794 |
138 |
83 |
28 |
27 |
70 |
Let me clear the air: although technically a Millennial and a shrub, I do self-identify as a Perennial. |
1.5942 |
0.06226 |
138 |
76 |
42 |
20 |
71 |
It wasn't me. I only pass oxygen. |
1.5912 |
0.06838 |
137 |
83 |
27 |
27 |
72 |
I move we smoke it. |
1.5870 |
0.06801 |
138 |
84 |
27 |
27 |
73 |
Meteoric rise. He started on a secretary's desk. |
1.5821 |
0.06725 |
134 |
80 |
30 |
24 |
74 |
Say what you will , but he is the best plant manager we have ever had |
1.5821 |
0.06204 |
134 |
74 |
42 |
18 |
75 |
Ladies, and Gentlemen, I represent the hedge fund that just bought you out." |
1.5789 |
0.06768 |
133 |
80 |
29 |
24 |
76 |
Housekeeping accidentally leaves a plant in the CEO’s chair – 4th quarter profits soar and senior staff note a vast improvement in the quality of executive meetings. |
1.5789 |
0.07016 |
133 |
83 |
23 |
27 |
77 |
What's the dirt on the new guy? |
1.5789 |
0.06151 |
133 |
73 |
43 |
17 |
78 |
The good news is by moving it to the south side of the table, we have seen a lot more growth. |
1.5769 |
0.06355 |
130 |
73 |
39 |
18 |
79 |
Of course HE gets the window office with the good sun. |
1.5769 |
0.06261 |
130 |
72 |
41 |
17 |
80 |
Everyone told us not to worry-----this could never happen. |
1.5769 |
0.06981 |
130 |
80 |
25 |
25 |
81 |
Next item – company holidays: Labor Day is out and Arbor Day is in. |
1.5769 |
0.06067 |
130 |
70 |
45 |
15 |
82 |
Another Ivy League chairman? |
1.5769 |
0.06540 |
130 |
75 |
35 |
20 |
83 |
Allow me to clear the air. |
1.5758 |
0.06373 |
132 |
75 |
38 |
19 |
84 |
You're probably wondering how I called you all here. |
1.5736 |
0.06764 |
129 |
77 |
30 |
22 |
85 |
My roots in this company go deep and I look forward to sunnier days ahead. |
1.5736 |
0.06105 |
129 |
70 |
44 |
15 |
86 |
Just like you, I want to make this transition as organic as possible. |
1.5736 |
0.06301 |
129 |
72 |
40 |
17 |
87 |
The company welcomes its new CEO, who narrowly defeated a woman for the position. |
1.5736 |
0.06853 |
129 |
78 |
28 |
23 |
88 |
Please allow me to take a moment to explain the many November-April gaps on my résumé. |
1.5736 |
0.06583 |
129 |
75 |
34 |
20 |
89 |
You've gotta hand it to him. He sucks the carbon dioxide out of the room. |
1.5703 |
0.06532 |
128 |
74 |
35 |
19 |
90 |
Before we begin may I have a glass of water? |
1.5703 |
0.06626 |
128 |
75 |
33 |
20 |
91 |
We began with a little seed money... look at us now. |
1.5703 |
0.05941 |
128 |
68 |
47 |
13 |
92 |
Are we still moving the plant to Mexico? |
1.5703 |
0.06809 |
128 |
77 |
29 |
22 |
93 |
Another President Bush? |
1.5703 |
0.06626 |
128 |
75 |
33 |
20 |
94 |
I thought we moved all of our plants to China." |
1.5703 |
0.06809 |
128 |
77 |
29 |
22 |
95 |
Finally, someone who doesn't suck the oxygen out of our meetings. |
1.5703 |
0.07075 |
128 |
80 |
23 |
25 |
96 |
Honestly, I never thought it would get elected |
1.5703 |
0.06899 |
128 |
78 |
27 |
23 |
97 |
Careful what you say, I think he is a corporate plant. |
1.5669 |
0.06575 |
127 |
74 |
34 |
19 |
98 |
I’d like to see us double our CO2 emissions by the end of next quarter. |
1.5635 |
0.06522 |
126 |
73 |
35 |
18 |
99 |
He manages a ton of other branches, too. |
1.5635 |
0.06714 |
126 |
75 |
31 |
20 |
100 |
God not another Bush |
1.5625 |
0.07081 |
128 |
81 |
22 |
25 |
101 |
Sadly, no, it's not the most insane thing I've seen this week. |
1.5600 |
0.07130 |
125 |
79 |
22 |
24 |
102 |
That's the new plant manager. |
1.5600 |
0.06054 |
125 |
68 |
44 |
13 |
103 |
Bush recommended him. |
1.5600 |
0.06947 |
125 |
77 |
26 |
22 |
104 |
I've seen him standing around in corners here and there, but I had no idea he was the plant manager. |
1.5600 |
0.06853 |
125 |
76 |
28 |
21 |
105 |
Daddy was a hedge fund. |
1.5565 |
0.06994 |
124 |
77 |
25 |
22 |
106 |
When they said this meeting was going to be about the new plant, I'd imagined something quite different. |
1.5565 |
0.06608 |
124 |
73 |
33 |
18 |
107 |
The chair has the flora. |
1.5528 |
0.06652 |
123 |
73 |
32 |
18 |
108 |
I'd like you to meet our plant manager |
1.5528 |
0.06850 |
123 |
75 |
28 |
20 |
109 |
You can't get rid of me that easily, people. I'm a perennial. |
1.5517 |
0.06745 |
116 |
68 |
32 |
16 |
110 |
He used to run a branch office |
1.5455 |
0.06428 |
121 |
70 |
36 |
15 |
111 |
It may be our annual meeting, but it's a perennial problem. |
1.5455 |
0.06639 |
121 |
72 |
32 |
17 |
112 |
I see you've turned my father into a table |
1.5455 |
0.07235 |
121 |
78 |
20 |
23 |
113 |
I will miss you all. I have been appointed Trump's Secretary of Agriculture. |
1.5455 |
0.06843 |
121 |
74 |
28 |
19 |
114 |
I suppose you're wondering how I called you all here today. |
1.5455 |
0.06742 |
121 |
73 |
30 |
18 |
115 |
We're expecting significant growth. |
1.5439 |
0.06371 |
114 |
64 |
38 |
12 |
116 |
Just call me Herb. |
1.5417 |
0.06684 |
120 |
72 |
31 |
17 |
117 |
I want all reports on my windowsill before noon. |
1.5417 |
0.06991 |
120 |
75 |
25 |
20 |
118 |
Annual meeting with the plant supervisor |
1.5417 |
0.06578 |
120 |
71 |
33 |
16 |
119 |
...and I'll need your suggestions before autumn. |
1.5378 |
0.06622 |
119 |
71 |
32 |
16 |
120 |
I think this guy's a plant. |
1.5378 |
0.07039 |
119 |
75 |
24 |
20 |
121 |
Coffee all around, and water the chairman. |
1.5378 |
0.06291 |
119 |
68 |
38 |
13 |
122 |
Another biodiversity hire. |
1.5378 |
0.06834 |
119 |
73 |
28 |
18 |
123 |
I give him six months. Less if we forget to water him. |
1.5339 |
0.06667 |
118 |
71 |
31 |
16 |
124 |
Apparently he's one of the Bush family. |
1.5339 |
0.06985 |
118 |
74 |
25 |
19 |
125 |
As you are all aware, I am a big fan of hedge funds" |
1.5339 |
0.06446 |
118 |
69 |
35 |
14 |
126 |
I thought Phil O. Dendron was an alias. |
1.5339 |
0.07088 |
118 |
75 |
23 |
20 |
127 |
We anticipate significant growth in the second quarter |
1.5339 |
0.06446 |
118 |
69 |
35 |
14 |
128 |
She manages our hedge fund. |
1.5339 |
0.06557 |
118 |
70 |
33 |
15 |
129 |
I have soiled myself. |
1.5339 |
0.06775 |
118 |
72 |
29 |
17 |
130 |
Welcome, plant managers |
1.5299 |
0.06374 |
117 |
68 |
36 |
13 |
131 |
As you can see, I am fully qualified to be your new plant manager. |
1.5299 |
0.07138 |
117 |
75 |
22 |
20 |
132 |
Looks like they've brought the Bush administration back. |
1.5299 |
0.06928 |
117 |
73 |
26 |
18 |
133 |
Obviously a plant. |
1.5299 |
0.06601 |
117 |
70 |
32 |
15 |
134 |
Here comes the annual's report. |
1.5299 |
0.06712 |
117 |
71 |
30 |
16 |
135 |
I can't stop thinking he might be a plant. |
1.5299 |
0.06821 |
117 |
72 |
28 |
17 |
136 |
That would explain the Miracle-Gro in the vending machines. |
1.5299 |
0.06374 |
117 |
68 |
36 |
13 |
137 |
I wish I had been nicer to it in the elevator coming up. |
1.5294 |
0.06295 |
119 |
69 |
37 |
13 |
138 |
Apparently he came up in a hedge fund. |
1.5294 |
0.06407 |
119 |
70 |
35 |
14 |
139 |
Well, why not? The last CEO was just nuts. |
1.5294 |
0.06295 |
119 |
69 |
37 |
13 |
140 |
Which bathroom will you use? |
1.5294 |
0.06732 |
119 |
73 |
29 |
17 |
141 |
Be careful what you say; I think he's a plant. |
1.5259 |
0.06758 |
116 |
71 |
29 |
16 |
142 |
Who wants to be my new Branch Manager? |
1.5259 |
0.06868 |
116 |
72 |
27 |
17 |
143 |
Of course he got the promotion -- he's got dirt on everyone. |
1.5259 |
0.06299 |
116 |
67 |
37 |
12 |
144 |
I wonder what his second wish would have been. . . |
1.5259 |
0.07188 |
116 |
75 |
21 |
20 |
145 |
Millennials might support this idea but perennials will not. |
1.5259 |
0.06646 |
116 |
70 |
31 |
15 |
146 |
He declined direct compensation..... but did request indirect sunlight. |
1.5259 |
0.06299 |
116 |
67 |
37 |
12 |
147 |
So, is this your first ficus group? |
1.5259 |
0.06868 |
116 |
72 |
27 |
17 |
148 |
He favors hedging. |
1.5259 |
0.06416 |
116 |
68 |
35 |
13 |
149 |
You're probably wondering how I asked you all to this meeting... |
1.5259 |
0.06868 |
116 |
72 |
27 |
17 |
150 |
Can you really be Chairman when you're still illegal in 22 states? |
1.5217 |
0.06459 |
115 |
68 |
34 |
13 |
151 |
He's not even Ivy League. |
1.5217 |
0.06095 |
115 |
65 |
40 |
10 |
152 |
My main objective here is growth. |
1.5217 |
0.06459 |
115 |
68 |
34 |
13 |
153 |
Be respectful. He was just elected President. |
1.5217 |
0.07239 |
115 |
75 |
20 |
20 |
154 |
It's as if Donald never left |
1.5217 |
0.07133 |
115 |
74 |
22 |
19 |
155 |
Ten years on the job, Johnson, and you still haven't blossomed. |
1.5217 |
0.06691 |
115 |
70 |
30 |
15 |
156 |
Before we start, does anyone else need more water? |
1.5217 |
0.06459 |
115 |
68 |
34 |
13 |
157 |
She uprooted her family for this job. |
1.5217 |
0.06459 |
115 |
68 |
34 |
13 |
158 |
OK, we've gone green. Now what ? |
1.5217 |
0.06804 |
115 |
71 |
28 |
16 |
159 |
Be careful what you say; I think he's a plant. |
1.5217 |
0.06915 |
115 |
72 |
26 |
17 |
160 |
He's planning a hosta takeover. |
1.5217 |
0.06804 |
115 |
71 |
28 |
16 |
161 |
I heard that he was involved in some graft in his past. |
1.5175 |
0.06963 |
114 |
72 |
25 |
17 |
162 |
I think he's a bit green to be running a company. |
1.5175 |
0.06259 |
114 |
66 |
37 |
11 |
163 |
When I suggested that a little pot might help us think better, this wasn't what I had in mind. |
1.5175 |
0.06963 |
114 |
72 |
25 |
17 |
164 |
Meet our new branch manager. |
1.5175 |
0.06737 |
114 |
70 |
29 |
15 |
165 |
Maybe he'll grow into the job. |
1.5175 |
0.06134 |
114 |
65 |
39 |
10 |
166 |
He's only here because his father is this table. |
1.5175 |
0.06963 |
114 |
72 |
25 |
17 |
167 |
Suddenly having a bush in charge didn't seem so bad. |
1.5175 |
0.06621 |
114 |
69 |
31 |
14 |
168 |
He's a little green for a CEO. |
1.5175 |
0.06502 |
114 |
68 |
33 |
13 |
169 |
So much for machines taking over the world. |
1.5175 |
0.06851 |
114 |
71 |
27 |
16 |
170 |
Who knew he was a pothead? |
1.5138 |
0.07093 |
109 |
69 |
24 |
16 |
171 |
First off, anyone thirsty? Need more light? |
1.5135 |
0.06509 |
111 |
66 |
33 |
12 |
172 |
I think he's full of fertilizer. |
1.5133 |
0.06666 |
113 |
69 |
30 |
14 |
173 |
I'm being transferred to our field office. |
1.5133 |
0.06666 |
113 |
69 |
30 |
14 |
174 |
This new guy looks like he is straight from the nursery. |
1.5133 |
0.06666 |
113 |
69 |
30 |
14 |
175 |
Well, this looks promising...his dad was a real stick in the mud. |
1.5133 |
0.07234 |
113 |
74 |
20 |
19 |
176 |
And this is a scale model of our new plant. |
1.5133 |
0.07234 |
113 |
74 |
20 |
19 |
177 |
Not another Bush. |
1.5133 |
0.07234 |
113 |
74 |
20 |
19 |
178 |
Can we get you something...coffee, water, light? |
1.5133 |
0.06666 |
113 |
69 |
30 |
14 |
179 |
I think he's a plant from Corporate. |
1.5133 |
0.06666 |
113 |
69 |
30 |
14 |
180 |
So, are we just going to stare at it or are we going to smoke it already? |
1.5130 |
0.07027 |
115 |
74 |
23 |
18 |
181 |
He's a seasonal employee. |
1.5130 |
0.06342 |
115 |
68 |
35 |
12 |
182 |
Before we get started, anyone need water? |
1.5091 |
0.06425 |
110 |
65 |
34 |
11 |
183 |
He's keeping his promise to bring back plants that went overseas. |
1.5089 |
0.06830 |
112 |
70 |
27 |
15 |
184 |
I'm glad I voted for legalization. |
1.5089 |
0.06590 |
112 |
68 |
31 |
13 |
185 |
Finally, leadership that doesn't suck all the oxygen from the room. |
1.5089 |
0.06213 |
112 |
65 |
37 |
10 |
186 |
The good news is I've experience 20% growth in the last quarter. |
1.5089 |
0.06467 |
112 |
67 |
33 |
12 |
187 |
Obviously, this guy is a corporate plant. |
1.5089 |
0.06947 |
112 |
71 |
25 |
16 |
188 |
We're sorry sir. We just don't think the country is ready for another Bush presidency. |
1.5089 |
0.07395 |
112 |
75 |
17 |
20 |
189 |
He always sucks all the oxygen out of the room. |
1.5089 |
0.06947 |
112 |
71 |
25 |
16 |
190 |
Well, at least we've broken the grass ceiling. |
1.5089 |
0.07061 |
112 |
72 |
23 |
17 |
191 |
Never saw it coming, all our data pointed to a Hosta takeover. |
1.5089 |
0.06711 |
112 |
69 |
29 |
14 |
192 |
Have we pushed diversity too far? |
1.5089 |
0.06711 |
112 |
69 |
29 |
14 |
193 |
Give him some time, he might grow into the position. |
1.5089 |
0.06590 |
112 |
68 |
31 |
13 |
194 |
A few years ago he was just a plant manager. |
1.5088 |
0.06261 |
114 |
67 |
36 |
11 |
195 |
He's our new plant manager! |
1.5054 |
0.07272 |
93 |
57 |
25 |
11 |
196 |
Anybody not finishing their water? |
1.5045 |
0.06877 |
111 |
70 |
26 |
15 |
197 |
What he lacks in charisma, he makes up for with several key nutrients. |
1.5045 |
0.06510 |
111 |
67 |
32 |
12 |
198 |
I could see myself growing here. |
1.5045 |
0.06383 |
111 |
66 |
34 |
11 |
199 |
I guess this means there won't be a salad option for lunch. |
1.5045 |
0.07111 |
111 |
72 |
22 |
17 |
200 |
We've brought in a growth specialist. |
1.5045 |
0.06510 |
111 |
67 |
32 |
12 |
201 |
New growth is very important to me. |
1.5045 |
0.06757 |
111 |
69 |
28 |
14 |
202 |
He was pruned for this |
1.5044 |
0.06301 |
113 |
67 |
35 |
11 |
203 |
All those in favor of adding Arbor Day to our holiday schedule, say aye. |
1.5000 |
0.06853 |
114 |
73 |
25 |
16 |
204 |
Remember when we promised to elect the company geranium president when the Cubs win the Series? |
1.4954 |
0.07094 |
109 |
71 |
22 |
16 |
205 |
We're looking for seed money. |
1.4954 |
0.06468 |
109 |
66 |
32 |
11 |
206 |
10 bucks says the next vote is about either sunlight or water. |
1.4953 |
0.06556 |
107 |
65 |
31 |
11 |
207 |
Sorry I'm late, but compost happens. |
1.4953 |
0.06820 |
107 |
67 |
27 |
13 |
208 |
Frankly, I would have preferred a woman. |
1.4953 |
0.07438 |
107 |
72 |
17 |
18 |
209 |
Excellent growth this quarter! |
1.4953 |
0.06420 |
107 |
64 |
33 |
10 |
210 |
Watch what you say, it could be a plant from corporate. |
1.4953 |
0.06556 |
107 |
65 |
31 |
11 |
211 |
Be careful, he may be a plant. |
1.4953 |
0.06948 |
107 |
68 |
25 |
14 |
212 |
He's supposed to be an expert on growth. |
1.4953 |
0.06820 |
107 |
67 |
27 |
13 |
213 |
Probably one of those Ivy Leaguers. |
1.4953 |
0.07073 |
107 |
69 |
23 |
15 |
214 |
I always breathe a little easier when he's around. |
1.4953 |
0.06281 |
107 |
63 |
35 |
9 |
215 |
He gave most of the seed money. |
1.4953 |
0.06820 |
107 |
67 |
27 |
13 |
216 |
He changed his title from COO to CO2. |
1.4953 |
0.07073 |
107 |
69 |
23 |
15 |
217 |
Before we start the meeting, I'd like to take a moment of silence to reflect and photosynthesize. |
1.4953 |
0.06689 |
107 |
66 |
29 |
12 |
218 |
I worked my way up from the mailroom windowsill. |
1.4953 |
0.06689 |
107 |
66 |
29 |
12 |
219 |
Maybe he'll grow in office. |
1.4953 |
0.07073 |
107 |
69 |
23 |
15 |
220 |
Another blooming idiot! |
1.4953 |
0.06556 |
107 |
65 |
31 |
11 |
221 |
He's a plant from corporate. |
1.4953 |
0.07197 |
107 |
70 |
21 |
16 |
222 |
Don't worry, she'll grow on you. |
1.4953 |
0.06420 |
107 |
64 |
33 |
10 |
223 |
We should watch what we say around him. I think he's a plant. |
1.4953 |
0.06281 |
107 |
63 |
35 |
9 |
224 |
--and yet, we get more done than Congress. |
1.4953 |
0.07197 |
107 |
70 |
21 |
16 |
225 |
I'd like to start with everyone taking a deep breath and exhaling toward me.... |
1.4953 |
0.06689 |
107 |
66 |
29 |
12 |
226 |
Does anyone else need water? |
1.4953 |
0.07318 |
107 |
71 |
19 |
17 |
227 |
As you can see, third quarter growth has been strong. |
1.4906 |
0.06735 |
106 |
66 |
28 |
12 |
228 |
I hear he came from a hedge fund |
1.4906 |
0.06463 |
106 |
64 |
32 |
10 |
229 |
When I started here, I was just a plant manager. |
1.4906 |
0.06997 |
106 |
68 |
24 |
14 |
230 |
Careful what you say. He may be a plant. |
1.4906 |
0.06463 |
106 |
64 |
32 |
10 |
231 |
Just imagine what we could do with more seed money |
1.4906 |
0.06463 |
106 |
64 |
32 |
10 |
232 |
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you again for participating in this ficus group. |
1.4906 |
0.07249 |
106 |
70 |
20 |
16 |
233 |
Alright folks, that should wrap it up. Would one of you turn my chair toward the window on the way out? |
1.4906 |
0.06601 |
106 |
65 |
30 |
11 |
234 |
The hedge funds are moving in. |
1.4906 |
0.07612 |
106 |
73 |
14 |
19 |
235 |
You think I'm successful? My Dad's a hedge fund! |
1.4906 |
0.07124 |
106 |
69 |
22 |
15 |
236 |
Did anybody remember to bring the rolling papers? |
1.4906 |
0.06867 |
106 |
67 |
26 |
13 |
237 |
Who knew when I said a potted plant could do a better job, I'd be right? |
1.4906 |
0.06867 |
106 |
67 |
26 |
13 |
238 |
He worked his way up from plant manager. |
1.4906 |
0.06322 |
106 |
63 |
34 |
9 |
239 |
See what an Ivy League education can do for you? |
1.4906 |
0.06322 |
106 |
63 |
34 |
9 |
240 |
I've will not tolerate anymore talk of "moving the plant overseas." |
1.4906 |
0.07493 |
106 |
72 |
16 |
18 |
241 |
Intel strongly suspects that one of us in this room is a plant. |
1.4906 |
0.06997 |
106 |
68 |
24 |
14 |
242 |
They say the CEO hand-picked him. |
1.4906 |
0.06322 |
106 |
63 |
34 |
9 |
243 |
They don't call this a hedge fund for nothing. |
1.4906 |
0.07124 |
106 |
69 |
22 |
15 |
244 |
I've called you here today to explain why we have not yet filled the position of Plant Manager. |
1.4906 |
0.06867 |
106 |
67 |
26 |
13 |
245 |
I'm so glad we didn't elect another old white guy. |
1.4906 |
0.06322 |
106 |
63 |
34 |
9 |
246 |
Well, they always did say a potted plant could do the job. |
1.4906 |
0.06867 |
106 |
67 |
26 |
13 |
247 |
Nepotism. His father's the head of the plant. |
1.4906 |
0.06735 |
106 |
66 |
28 |
12 |
248 |
The ficus group loved him. |
1.4860 |
0.06946 |
107 |
69 |
24 |
14 |
249 |
It seems leadership has become a perennial problem! |
1.4860 |
0.06946 |
107 |
69 |
24 |
14 |
250 |
All in favor of more natural light say "aye". |
1.4860 |
0.07072 |
107 |
70 |
22 |
15 |
251 |
He's the new branch manager. |
1.4857 |
0.06916 |
105 |
67 |
25 |
13 |
252 |
- "Whatever you say, don't question his roots." |
1.4857 |
0.06364 |
105 |
63 |
33 |
9 |
253 |
I knew it...it's a hosta takeover. |
1.4857 |
0.06916 |
105 |
67 |
25 |
13 |
254 |
He is responsible for the seed money..... |
1.4857 |
0.07047 |
105 |
68 |
23 |
14 |
255 |
I was skeptical at first, but he's starting to grow on me. |
1.4857 |
0.06070 |
105 |
61 |
37 |
7 |
256 |
The decision was unanimous--you're the new plant manager. |
1.4857 |
0.06916 |
105 |
67 |
25 |
13 |
257 |
Focus group? Looks like a ficus group to me. |
1.4857 |
0.06916 |
105 |
67 |
25 |
13 |
258 |
I'm definitely committed to solar. |
1.4857 |
0.06916 |
105 |
67 |
25 |
13 |
259 |
I'll begin by thanking all my colleagues in the branch office. |
1.4857 |
0.06782 |
105 |
66 |
27 |
12 |
260 |
I'd like to report another quarter of growth |
1.4857 |
0.06646 |
105 |
65 |
29 |
11 |
261 |
Here's the deal--you give me carbon dioxide, I give you oxygen. |
1.4857 |
0.07047 |
105 |
68 |
23 |
14 |
262 |
Watch what you say. It may be a plant. |
1.4857 |
0.07047 |
105 |
68 |
23 |
14 |
263 |
Why am I the only one focused on growth? |
1.4857 |
0.06506 |
105 |
64 |
31 |
10 |
264 |
I wonder if this is about a hedge fund. |
1.4857 |
0.06782 |
105 |
66 |
27 |
12 |
265 |
"Are we sure this is what a decision tree is? ' |
1.4857 |
0.07302 |
105 |
70 |
19 |
16 |
266 |
No coffee for me, just a water and indirect sunlight would be great. |
1.4857 |
0.07047 |
105 |
68 |
23 |
14 |
267 |
We're going paperless. |
1.4808 |
0.07098 |
104 |
68 |
22 |
14 |
268 |
Should we offer him some water? |
1.4808 |
0.06691 |
104 |
65 |
28 |
11 |
269 |
Enough about me - let's discuss the other branches. |
1.4808 |
0.06691 |
104 |
65 |
28 |
11 |
270 |
What does he mean when he says it's time to 'prune staff'? |
1.4808 |
0.06691 |
104 |
65 |
28 |
11 |
271 |
Are you kidding me? There's another BUSH in charge? |
1.4808 |
0.06829 |
104 |
66 |
26 |
12 |
272 |
Now that I've cleared the air, let's move on to new business. |
1.4808 |
0.06965 |
104 |
67 |
24 |
13 |
273 |
No one thought to get me some water, seriously? |
1.4808 |
0.07482 |
104 |
71 |
16 |
17 |
274 |
It was supposed to be a joke—but this is what we voted for. |
1.4808 |
0.07356 |
104 |
70 |
18 |
16 |
275 |
At least he doesn't suck all the oxygen from the room. |
1.4808 |
0.06691 |
104 |
65 |
28 |
11 |
276 |
I hear he wants to open a new Branch |
1.4808 |
0.06691 |
104 |
65 |
28 |
11 |
277 |
He doesn't look like much, but they say he really knows hedge funds. |
1.4808 |
0.06965 |
104 |
67 |
24 |
13 |
278 |
It figures. Anything but a woman in charge. |
1.4757 |
0.07410 |
103 |
70 |
17 |
16 |
279 |
We haven’t seen this kind of growth in years. |
1.4757 |
0.06449 |
103 |
63 |
31 |
9 |
280 |
I’ve decided to leave to start a hedge fund. |
1.4757 |
0.06877 |
103 |
66 |
25 |
12 |
281 |
So anything can become President? |
1.4757 |
0.07281 |
103 |
69 |
19 |
15 |
282 |
I wouldn't have voted for it if I had actually thought it would win.... |
1.4757 |
0.07410 |
103 |
70 |
17 |
16 |
283 |
No, YOU tell him he has aphids. |
1.4757 |
0.07281 |
103 |
69 |
19 |
15 |
284 |
Nominate the fern, you said. It will be funny, you said. |
1.4757 |
0.07014 |
103 |
67 |
23 |
13 |
285 |
The name's O'Dendron. But, you can call me Phil. |
1.4757 |
0.07014 |
103 |
67 |
23 |
13 |
286 |
Well, at least he is not sucking all the oxygen out of the room. |
1.4757 |
0.07149 |
103 |
68 |
21 |
14 |
287 |
Yes, it is time to discuss hedge funds. |
1.4712 |
0.06962 |
104 |
68 |
23 |
13 |
288 |
Not the meteoric-rise-from-office-decor speech again. |
1.4706 |
0.06784 |
102 |
65 |
26 |
11 |
289 |
I've been out in the field much too long. |
1.4706 |
0.06639 |
102 |
64 |
28 |
10 |
290 |
All he ever talks about is legalizing marijuana" |
1.4706 |
0.07200 |
102 |
68 |
20 |
14 |
291 |
I heard he wants to open a whole new branch |
1.4706 |
0.06926 |
102 |
66 |
24 |
12 |
292 |
We're going to build a hedge. |
1.4706 |
0.07334 |
102 |
69 |
18 |
15 |
293 |
One of you will be my next plant manager. |
1.4706 |
0.07064 |
102 |
67 |
22 |
13 |
294 |
Get ready for the "hedge our bets" joke again. |
1.4706 |
0.07064 |
102 |
67 |
22 |
13 |
295 |
Let's never forget that this company was started with seed money. |
1.4706 |
0.07064 |
102 |
67 |
22 |
13 |
296 |
and they said we had to worry about the robots taking over |
1.4706 |
0.06639 |
102 |
64 |
28 |
10 |
297 |
Don't say anything. I think it's a plant. |
1.4706 |
0.07200 |
102 |
68 |
20 |
14 |
298 |
Think of me as another Bush running for president. |
1.4706 |
0.06926 |
102 |
66 |
24 |
12 |
299 |
Just call me Herb. |
1.4706 |
0.06926 |
102 |
66 |
24 |
12 |
300 |
Well at least we got rid of the dead wood. |
1.4706 |
0.06784 |
102 |
65 |
26 |
11 |
301 |
Maybe he'll grow into the position. |
1.4706 |
0.06784 |
102 |
65 |
26 |
11 |
302 |
I'm a perennial not a millennial. |
1.4706 |
0.06340 |
102 |
62 |
32 |
8 |
303 |
Let me guess....growth. |
1.4706 |
0.06491 |
102 |
63 |
30 |
9 |
304 |
It's been pruned. That must mean cutbacks. |
1.4706 |
0.06340 |
102 |
62 |
32 |
8 |
305 |
Magna cum laude, Trump University. |
1.4706 |
0.07334 |
102 |
69 |
18 |
15 |
306 |
It shouldn't take much digging to find some dirt on this one. |
1.4706 |
0.06491 |
102 |
63 |
30 |
9 |
307 |
He's going to bore us again with the story of how he worked his way up from plant manager. |
1.4706 |
0.06926 |
102 |
66 |
24 |
12 |
308 |
At least it's not a Bush! |
1.4706 |
0.07594 |
102 |
71 |
14 |
17 |
309 |
Who else wants water? |
1.4706 |
0.06639 |
102 |
64 |
28 |
10 |
310 |
Uh oh. Here come the perennial cutbacks. |
1.4706 |
0.06926 |
102 |
66 |
24 |
12 |
311 |
It was a struggle, but I broke the grass ceiling. |
1.4706 |
0.07064 |
102 |
67 |
22 |
13 |
312 |
The problem, sir, is you. We elected you to a five-year term but you're an annual. |
1.4706 |
0.06784 |
102 |
65 |
26 |
11 |
313 |
This explains the quick change over to full spectrum lighting. |
1.4706 |
0.06926 |
102 |
66 |
24 |
12 |
314 |
Here at FTD, we have a somewhat different view of diversity. |
1.4653 |
0.06535 |
101 |
63 |
29 |
9 |
315 |
Don't hold your breath, he needs the CO2. |
1.4653 |
0.06974 |
101 |
66 |
23 |
12 |
316 |
Before we start, can I get a little water? |
1.4653 |
0.06974 |
101 |
66 |
23 |
12 |
317 |
Perhaps next time you'll take a cursory look at qualifications before you vote Green. |
1.4653 |
0.07115 |
101 |
67 |
21 |
13 |
318 |
This guy takes all the oxygen out of the room. |
1.4653 |
0.07388 |
101 |
69 |
17 |
15 |
319 |
I''m sure you're all wondering why you've brought me here. |
1.4653 |
0.07115 |
101 |
67 |
21 |
13 |
320 |
I think he might be a plant. |
1.4653 |
0.06684 |
101 |
64 |
27 |
10 |
321 |
Good morning...I'm your new plant manager. |
1.4653 |
0.07115 |
101 |
67 |
21 |
13 |
322 |
This was the choice after the ham sandwich got indicted. |
1.4653 |
0.07521 |
101 |
70 |
15 |
16 |
323 |
Can I get you some water? |
1.4653 |
0.06684 |
101 |
64 |
27 |
10 |
324 |
We can't keep moving our plants to Mexico. |
1.4653 |
0.06381 |
101 |
62 |
31 |
8 |
325 |
It's not a nightmare, we actually elected him. |
1.4653 |
0.07388 |
101 |
69 |
17 |
15 |
326 |
I'd like to start this meeting by asking one of you to pass me a glass of water. |
1.4653 |
0.06974 |
101 |
66 |
23 |
12 |
327 |
Now, before we start, could someone please get me some water? |
1.4653 |
0.06381 |
101 |
62 |
31 |
8 |
328 |
He's just a placeholder until we find someone willing to put down roots. |
1.4653 |
0.06684 |
101 |
64 |
27 |
10 |
329 |
He really brings a breath of fresh air to the office. |
1.4653 |
0.07115 |
101 |
67 |
21 |
13 |
330 |
Eventually, the mix-up was discovered. Mr. Fitzgerald was found in the corner of his office, freshly watered, and away from direct sunlight. |
1.4653 |
0.06831 |
101 |
65 |
25 |
11 |
331 |
Pssst...I keep forgetting. Is our boss an annual or a perennial? |
1.4653 |
0.06831 |
101 |
65 |
25 |
11 |
332 |
My sources tell me that he comes potted to every meeting. |
1.4653 |
0.06974 |
101 |
66 |
23 |
12 |
333 |
C'mon people, am I the only one photosynthesizing here? |
1.4608 |
0.06921 |
102 |
67 |
23 |
12 |
334 |
Given the outcome, another bush looks pretty good |
1.4600 |
0.07166 |
100 |
67 |
20 |
13 |
335 |
We used to be run by big tobacco. |
1.4600 |
0.06878 |
100 |
65 |
24 |
11 |
336 |
Still a better leader than Trump. |
1.4600 |
0.07306 |
100 |
68 |
18 |
14 |
337 |
Ficus group |
1.4600 |
0.06264 |
100 |
61 |
32 |
7 |
338 |
Looks like the company finally decided to go green. |
1.4600 |
0.06578 |
100 |
63 |
28 |
9 |
339 |
Give her credit. She worked hard and broke through the grass ceiling. |
1.4600 |
0.07024 |
100 |
66 |
22 |
12 |
340 |
We need to start trimming the staff. |
1.4600 |
0.06730 |
100 |
64 |
26 |
10 |
341 |
I guess that's one way to clear the air. |
1.4574 |
0.06876 |
94 |
60 |
25 |
9 |
342 |
I just love having an office full of humans. It's so colorful and adds carbon dioxide to the air. |
1.4554 |
0.06825 |
101 |
66 |
24 |
11 |
343 |
That's the new plant manager. |
1.4545 |
0.07074 |
99 |
66 |
21 |
12 |
344 |
The Bush Administration |
1.4545 |
0.07074 |
99 |
66 |
21 |
12 |
345 |
Certainly looks smarter than our last CEO. |
1.4545 |
0.06622 |
99 |
63 |
27 |
9 |
346 |
One day you're at the head of the table, the next you are the table. |
1.4545 |
0.06926 |
99 |
65 |
23 |
11 |
347 |
Oh sure, plant yourself at the head of the table and suddenly you're in charge. |
1.4545 |
0.07359 |
99 |
68 |
17 |
14 |
348 |
He's a little green but has been groomed for leadership. |
1.4500 |
0.07300 |
100 |
69 |
17 |
14 |
349 |
At least it won't take all the oxygen in the room. |
1.4500 |
0.07017 |
100 |
67 |
21 |
12 |
350 |
At least the Chief has been experiencing record growth this year |
1.4490 |
0.06822 |
98 |
64 |
24 |
10 |
351 |
Finally, a true outsider. |
1.4490 |
0.07270 |
98 |
67 |
18 |
13 |
352 |
Be careful, I think she's a plant. |
1.4490 |
0.06822 |
98 |
64 |
24 |
10 |
353 |
This was the only candidate who predicted growth in the next quarter. |
1.4490 |
0.06666 |
98 |
63 |
26 |
9 |
354 |
They say he's very focused on growth. |
1.4490 |
0.06666 |
98 |
63 |
26 |
9 |
355 |
The Board thought we needed more biodiversity. |
1.4490 |
0.06822 |
98 |
64 |
24 |
10 |
356 |
Give me some sage advice. |
1.4490 |
0.06507 |
98 |
62 |
28 |
8 |
357 |
Well at least he's pro-growth. |
1.4479 |
0.06433 |
96 |
60 |
29 |
7 |
358 |
He looks too green to run the company. |
1.4479 |
0.06260 |
96 |
59 |
31 |
6 |
359 |
Jenkins, when I asked you to find who is the plant in this room, I had something else in mind. |
1.4479 |
0.06925 |
96 |
63 |
23 |
10 |
360 |
I never trusted him- he always seemed like a plant. |
1.4479 |
0.07082 |
96 |
64 |
21 |
11 |
361 |
This new guy's pretty green. |
1.4479 |
0.06925 |
96 |
63 |
23 |
10 |
362 |
My first initiative is to make us paperless. |
1.4479 |
0.07235 |
96 |
65 |
19 |
12 |
363 |
The growth opportunity can't be denied |
1.4479 |
0.06925 |
96 |
63 |
23 |
10 |
364 |
We could be waiting a while before the new appointment bears fruit. |
1.4479 |
0.06433 |
96 |
60 |
29 |
7 |
365 |
First order of business: could you please move me a little closer to the window? |
1.4479 |
0.07082 |
96 |
64 |
21 |
11 |
366 |
I'm the new plant manager. |
1.4479 |
0.07235 |
96 |
65 |
19 |
12 |
367 |
The rumors are true. I'm leaving. |
1.4444 |
0.06908 |
90 |
58 |
24 |
8 |
368 |
Oh no, he's potted again. |
1.4421 |
0.07589 |
95 |
67 |
14 |
14 |
369 |
Best meeting we've ever had. |
1.4421 |
0.07589 |
95 |
67 |
14 |
14 |
370 |
He's the only one in the company who can produce anything. |
1.4421 |
0.07288 |
95 |
65 |
18 |
12 |
371 |
As to which bathroom I will be using . . . |
1.4421 |
0.07589 |
95 |
67 |
14 |
14 |
372 |
Clearly, there's growth potential |
1.4421 |
0.05542 |
95 |
55 |
38 |
2 |
373 |
Before we begin, I would like to thank you all for legalizing me. |
1.4421 |
0.07133 |
95 |
64 |
20 |
11 |
374 |
Mark only got the corner office because he "needs more light". |
1.4421 |
0.06811 |
95 |
62 |
24 |
9 |
375 |
As plant manager, I’d like to discuss the possibility of investing in hedge funds. |
1.4421 |
0.07735 |
95 |
68 |
12 |
15 |
376 |
And that's the miracle of the secret ballot |
1.4421 |
0.07288 |
95 |
65 |
18 |
12 |
377 |
Somebody get me a glass of water. |
1.4421 |
0.06645 |
95 |
61 |
26 |
8 |
378 |
If you're all wondering why I've called this meeting, I can tell you the rumors are true: I'm leaving. |
1.4421 |
0.06974 |
95 |
63 |
22 |
10 |
379 |
'New branch manager looks a little green.' |
1.4421 |
0.07288 |
95 |
65 |
18 |
12 |
380 |
I don't trust him. He could be a plant. |
1.4421 |
0.07589 |
95 |
67 |
14 |
14 |
381 |
I can't believe he came to the board meeting potted. |
1.4421 |
0.07133 |
95 |
64 |
20 |
11 |
382 |
We're going paper-free |
1.4421 |
0.07288 |
95 |
65 |
18 |
12 |
383 |
Started in medical, switched to recreational. |
1.4362 |
0.07341 |
94 |
65 |
17 |
12 |
384 |
...and yes, it's true, I worked my way up from plant manager.... |
1.4362 |
0.06689 |
94 |
61 |
25 |
8 |
385 |
The problem, sir, is you. We elected you to a five year term and you're an annual. |
1.4362 |
0.07184 |
94 |
64 |
19 |
11 |
386 |
The new CEO either needs a urologist or a coaster. |
1.4362 |
0.07795 |
94 |
68 |
11 |
15 |
387 |
At least he doesn't suck all the air out of the room. |
1.4362 |
0.06689 |
94 |
61 |
25 |
8 |
388 |
First I propose we get rid of the salad bar in the company cafeteria. |
1.4362 |
0.07023 |
94 |
63 |
21 |
10 |
389 |
We always said he could be replaced by a potted plant. |
1.4362 |
0.07023 |
94 |
63 |
21 |
10 |
390 |
I heard he's a corporate plant. |
1.4362 |
0.07184 |
94 |
64 |
19 |
11 |
391 |
Oh, man, did I get potted last night! |
1.4362 |
0.07341 |
94 |
65 |
17 |
12 |
392 |
If we want this takeover, I'm going to need more dirt. |
1.4362 |
0.07023 |
94 |
63 |
21 |
10 |
393 |
I'm going to take an office with a southern exposure. |
1.4362 |
0.05966 |
94 |
57 |
33 |
4 |
394 |
Perennial meeting of plant managers. |
1.4362 |
0.07023 |
94 |
63 |
21 |
10 |
395 |
Of course he's in favor of a paperless office. |
1.4362 |
0.07023 |
94 |
63 |
21 |
10 |
396 |
This is what we get for legalizing marijuana. |
1.4362 |
0.07496 |
94 |
66 |
15 |
13 |
397 |
I hear he's big on solar. |
1.4362 |
0.06858 |
94 |
62 |
23 |
9 |
398 |
The Bylaws clearly imply that if someone's in a persistent vegetative state, he can be replaced by a simple 2/3 vote of the Board. |
1.4362 |
0.07184 |
94 |
64 |
19 |
11 |
399 |
I said we needed some FOCUS |
1.4362 |
0.07341 |
94 |
65 |
17 |
12 |
400 |
Allow me to introduce our new Plant Manager. |
1.4362 |
0.07496 |
94 |
66 |
15 |
13 |
401 |
I heard it was sent from the main branch. |
1.4362 |
0.06858 |
94 |
62 |
23 |
9 |
402 |
We've never had a Hosta take-over before. |
1.4362 |
0.07184 |
94 |
64 |
19 |
11 |
403 |
But first we'll hear from the Plant Manager! |
1.4362 |
0.07184 |
94 |
64 |
19 |
11 |
404 |
Looks like growth has been good this quarter. |
1.4362 |
0.07023 |
94 |
63 |
21 |
10 |
405 |
When we said a potted plant could do a better job we meant it |
1.4362 |
0.07184 |
94 |
64 |
19 |
11 |
406 |
Let's not beat around anything during this meeting. |
1.4362 |
0.06155 |
94 |
58 |
31 |
5 |
407 |
Looks like Bob got some sun. |
1.4362 |
0.06689 |
94 |
61 |
25 |
8 |
408 |
So are we going to just stare at it or are we gonna roll some sweet sticky buds and get lit? |
1.4362 |
0.07647 |
94 |
67 |
13 |
14 |
409 |
You think it's an FBI plant? |
1.4362 |
0.07184 |
94 |
64 |
19 |
11 |
410 |
Do not be misled by my persistent vegetative state. |
1.4301 |
0.06558 |
93 |
60 |
26 |
7 |
411 |
What a snob, he wants to be called by his Latin name. |
1.4301 |
0.06734 |
93 |
61 |
24 |
8 |
412 |
If it asks you to get its coffee, remember: no cream, no sugar, just a dash of Miracle-Gro. |
1.4301 |
0.06734 |
93 |
61 |
24 |
8 |
413 |
Finally, a Chairman that doesn't suck the oxygen out of the room... |
1.4301 |
0.06558 |
93 |
60 |
26 |
7 |
414 |
This must be the new plant manager. |
1.4301 |
0.07072 |
93 |
63 |
20 |
10 |
415 |
I'm living proof that we don't need to choose between opening more branches and remaining true to our roots. |
1.4301 |
0.07236 |
93 |
64 |
18 |
11 |
416 |
Careful... He's a plant |
1.4301 |
0.06734 |
93 |
61 |
24 |
8 |
417 |
All right, people, we really need to ficus here. |
1.4301 |
0.07236 |
93 |
64 |
18 |
11 |
418 |
Careful, I think the new guy is a plant. |
1.4301 |
0.06558 |
93 |
60 |
26 |
7 |
419 |
Be careful, it could be a plant. |
1.4301 |
0.07072 |
93 |
63 |
20 |
10 |
420 |
Be careful, he may be a plant. |
1.4301 |
0.07396 |
93 |
65 |
16 |
12 |
421 |
"He's done very well, but then, he is an Invasive". |
1.4301 |
0.06377 |
93 |
59 |
28 |
6 |
422 |
Does everyone have enough water? |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
423 |
I think our new CEO is a plant from corporate. |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
424 |
Lastly, I take offense at your suggestions I step down. I am a perennial favorite. |
1.4301 |
0.06558 |
93 |
60 |
26 |
7 |
425 |
Which one of you is the plant manager? |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
426 |
I think it's a Hosta takeover. |
1.4301 |
0.06734 |
93 |
61 |
24 |
8 |
427 |
Anyone else need more water? |
1.4301 |
0.06558 |
93 |
60 |
26 |
7 |
428 |
Let us spray... |
1.4301 |
0.06734 |
93 |
61 |
24 |
8 |
429 |
Do I look like a Money Tree to you people? |
1.4301 |
0.06377 |
93 |
59 |
28 |
6 |
430 |
Talk about breaking the grass ceiling. |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
431 |
He worked his way up from the front desk. |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
432 |
I told you that even a potted plant could run this company. |
1.4301 |
0.07072 |
93 |
63 |
20 |
10 |
433 |
So, why the projection of slow growth until spring? |
1.4301 |
0.07072 |
93 |
63 |
20 |
10 |
434 |
Our focus will be on growth. |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
435 |
Could I please have a glass of water? |
1.4301 |
0.07072 |
93 |
63 |
20 |
10 |
436 |
Before we begin, is there anyone here who does not celebrate Arbor Day? |
1.4301 |
0.07552 |
93 |
66 |
14 |
13 |
437 |
I don't want to hear about any more plant closings. |
1.4301 |
0.07396 |
93 |
65 |
16 |
12 |
438 |
The hedge fund was a little short |
1.4301 |
0.06558 |
93 |
60 |
26 |
7 |
439 |
He seems much smarter than our last boss. |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
440 |
Apparently he's from a branch in Los Angeles. |
1.4301 |
0.06734 |
93 |
61 |
24 |
8 |
441 |
For starters, all meetings from here on in will be paperless. |
1.4301 |
0.07236 |
93 |
64 |
18 |
11 |
442 |
People, we need to start thinking outside the pot. |
1.4301 |
0.06377 |
93 |
59 |
28 |
6 |
443 |
I could use a glass of water. |
1.4301 |
0.07072 |
93 |
63 |
20 |
10 |
444 |
This new CEO looks pretty green. |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
445 |
He's always sucking the oxygen out of the room. |
1.4301 |
0.07236 |
93 |
64 |
18 |
11 |
446 |
I suppose, it is possible he'll grow into the job. |
1.4301 |
0.06191 |
93 |
58 |
30 |
5 |
447 |
Do you think he's a plant? |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
448 |
I told you he was a plant. |
1.4301 |
0.06734 |
93 |
61 |
24 |
8 |
449 |
Let's take a photosynthesis break. |
1.4301 |
0.07236 |
93 |
64 |
18 |
11 |
450 |
The board was perplexed by the new chairman's request for a perennial review. |
1.4301 |
0.07396 |
93 |
65 |
16 |
12 |
451 |
We don't have to like him, but we have to water him. |
1.4301 |
0.06734 |
93 |
61 |
24 |
8 |
452 |
Before we continue, would someone please get me a glass of water? |
1.4301 |
0.07236 |
93 |
64 |
18 |
11 |
453 |
A little advice -- don't mention the aphids. |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
454 |
Technically, I suppose, this keeps our plant in the U.S. |
1.4301 |
0.07072 |
93 |
63 |
20 |
10 |
455 |
Let me introduce myself. I'm the new plant manager. |
1.4301 |
0.06734 |
93 |
61 |
24 |
8 |
456 |
I knew her when she was a wallflower, |
1.4301 |
0.07236 |
93 |
64 |
18 |
11 |
457 |
I think HR missed an important part of the 'Plant Manager' job description. |
1.4301 |
0.07236 |
93 |
64 |
18 |
11 |
458 |
First order of business, we're canceling, 'Dog Friendly Fridays' indefinitely. |
1.4301 |
0.07705 |
93 |
67 |
12 |
14 |
459 |
First, let me say how honored I am to be the first openly potted plant named to this company's board. |
1.4301 |
0.07552 |
93 |
66 |
14 |
13 |
460 |
Careful, he might be a plant. |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
461 |
This might be the corporate 'plant' we were warned about. |
1.4301 |
0.06191 |
93 |
58 |
30 |
5 |
462 |
The first order of business is to appoint a new plant manager. |
1.4301 |
0.06905 |
93 |
62 |
22 |
9 |
463 |
As my first order of business, we're replacing the table. He was my uncle. |
1.4301 |
0.07552 |
93 |
66 |
14 |
13 |
464 |
This new CEO is starting to grow on me. |
1.4271 |
0.06060 |
96 |
60 |
31 |
5 |
465 |
He hasn't had a creative thought since we pruned him. |
1.4255 |
0.06504 |
94 |
61 |
26 |
7 |
466 |
I'm the new plant manager. |
1.4255 |
0.07331 |
94 |
66 |
16 |
12 |
467 |
Careful what you say, he might be a plant. |
1.4255 |
0.06847 |
94 |
63 |
22 |
9 |
468 |
I think it's time to think outside the pot. |
1.4255 |
0.06142 |
94 |
59 |
30 |
5 |
469 |
I need you all to breathe more. |
1.4239 |
0.06600 |
92 |
60 |
25 |
7 |
470 |
Who's the new Plant Manager? |
1.4239 |
0.06416 |
92 |
59 |
27 |
6 |
471 |
Take it from me, money does not grow on trees. |
1.4239 |
0.07288 |
92 |
64 |
17 |
11 |
472 |
I like everyone to meet the new plant manager |
1.4239 |
0.07122 |
92 |
63 |
19 |
10 |
473 |
Who would have guessed that our competitor's plant in our plant was a plant. |
1.4239 |
0.07764 |
92 |
67 |
11 |
14 |
474 |
Anyone else worried about the greenhouse effect? |
1.4239 |
0.06778 |
92 |
61 |
23 |
8 |
475 |
You know, you can take Affirmative Action too far. |
1.4239 |
0.06952 |
92 |
62 |
21 |
9 |
476 |
Unlike my predecessor, I am a perennial. |
1.4239 |
0.07609 |
92 |
66 |
13 |
13 |
477 |
Watch out for the new guy, I hear he's a plant from corporate. |
1.4239 |
0.06952 |
92 |
62 |
21 |
9 |
478 |
Well... it was either Trump, Clinton or this plant. I think they made the right choice. |
1.4239 |
0.06778 |
92 |
61 |
23 |
8 |
479 |
Today I'd like to introduce everyone to our new plant manager. |
1.4239 |
0.06952 |
92 |
62 |
21 |
9 |
480 |
I called this meeting to clear the air. |
1.4239 |
0.07764 |
92 |
67 |
11 |
14 |
481 |
On the plus side, it's a money tree. |
1.4239 |
0.06600 |
92 |
60 |
25 |
7 |
482 |
Don't get the idea that I am just another ivy leaguer. |
1.4239 |
0.07122 |
92 |
63 |
19 |
10 |
483 |
I guess we're going paperless. |
1.4239 |
0.06952 |
92 |
62 |
21 |
9 |
484 |
I suppose you're wondering why a potted plant would even want this job. |
1.4239 |
0.07450 |
92 |
65 |
15 |
12 |
485 |
Hail to the leaf. |
1.4239 |
0.06952 |
92 |
62 |
21 |
9 |
486 |
Personally, I'm all for Hedge Funds. |
1.4239 |
0.06600 |
92 |
60 |
25 |
7 |
487 |
Wow, he's really gone to pot. |
1.4239 |
0.06952 |
92 |
62 |
21 |
9 |
488 |
His uncle provided our seed money. |
1.4239 |
0.06778 |
92 |
61 |
23 |
8 |
489 |
I know a plant when I see one. |
1.4239 |
0.06600 |
92 |
60 |
25 |
7 |
490 |
Careful what you say. I think he's a plant. |
1.4239 |
0.07288 |
92 |
64 |
17 |
11 |
491 |
Somebody didn't get watered last night... |
1.4239 |
0.07609 |
92 |
66 |
13 |
13 |
492 |
Finally, I am seeing some real growth. |
1.4176 |
0.06642 |
91 |
60 |
24 |
7 |
493 |
On the positive side, the new CEO will not suck the oxygen from the room. |
1.4176 |
0.06456 |
91 |
59 |
26 |
6 |
494 |
We need to focus on our roots. |
1.4176 |
0.07000 |
91 |
62 |
20 |
9 |
495 |
I suspected he was a plant. |
1.4176 |
0.07172 |
91 |
63 |
18 |
10 |
496 |
The annual meeting of the Board of Plant Parenthood will now come to order. |
1.4176 |
0.06456 |
91 |
59 |
26 |
6 |
497 |
Watch what you say, rumor has it that one of our officers is a plant. |
1.4176 |
0.07172 |
91 |
63 |
18 |
10 |
498 |
I've got so much dirt on this guy. |
1.4176 |
0.06823 |
91 |
61 |
22 |
8 |
499 |
When they said a Bush was going to head the committee, this wasn't what I had in mind. |
1.4176 |
0.07341 |
91 |
64 |
16 |
11 |
500 |
I think there's a plant among us. |
1.4176 |
0.07172 |
91 |
63 |
18 |
10 |
501 |
I heard he's a biodiversity hire. |
1.4176 |
0.07341 |
91 |
64 |
16 |
11 |
502 |
They voted for change. |
1.4176 |
0.07000 |
91 |
62 |
20 |
9 |
503 |
He's the new GMO. |
1.4176 |
0.07172 |
91 |
63 |
18 |
10 |
504 |
We are all going to miss Herb. |
1.4176 |
0.07505 |
91 |
65 |
14 |
12 |
505 |
Now that we've broken the grass ceiling. |
1.4176 |
0.07505 |
91 |
65 |
14 |
12 |
506 |
Well, so much for the grass ceiling. |
1.4176 |
0.07000 |
91 |
62 |
20 |
9 |
507 |
All in favor of adding fertilizer to the vending machines, say 'aye.' |
1.4176 |
0.07172 |
91 |
63 |
18 |
10 |
508 |
Thank God it's not a woman, right? |
1.4176 |
0.07505 |
91 |
65 |
14 |
12 |
509 |
I can't help thinking this is a test. |
1.4176 |
0.06823 |
91 |
61 |
22 |
8 |
510 |
Apparently, money started to grow on it. |
1.4176 |
0.07341 |
91 |
64 |
16 |
11 |
511 |
No, really. Anyone can be president. |
1.4176 |
0.07341 |
91 |
64 |
16 |
11 |
512 |
Careful what you say. He may be a plant. |
1.4176 |
0.06642 |
91 |
60 |
24 |
7 |
513 |
All the ideas I'm hearing from you are garden-variety. |
1.4176 |
0.06264 |
91 |
58 |
28 |
5 |
514 |
I want you to know how pleased I am to be back as an insider for another winter. |
1.4176 |
0.06264 |
91 |
58 |
28 |
5 |
515 |
...and c'mon, people... do I REALLY need to put my name on the plant-food in the break room fridge?? |
1.4176 |
0.07000 |
91 |
62 |
20 |
9 |
516 |
He seems a little green if you ask me. |
1.4176 |
0.06642 |
91 |
60 |
24 |
7 |
517 |
So much for waiting until he leaves. |
1.4176 |
0.06456 |
91 |
59 |
26 |
6 |
518 |
I never thought I'd say this but doesn't a bush look good now? |
1.4176 |
0.07341 |
91 |
64 |
16 |
11 |
519 |
We can all breathe easier now. |
1.4176 |
0.06264 |
91 |
58 |
28 |
5 |
520 |
I think the new CEO may be a plant. |
1.4176 |
0.07172 |
91 |
63 |
18 |
10 |
521 |
Careful what you say, he's a plant. |
1.4176 |
0.07341 |
91 |
64 |
16 |
11 |
522 |
After Trump, anything is possible. |
1.4176 |
0.07000 |
91 |
62 |
20 |
9 |
523 |
Maybe he'll grow on us. |
1.4176 |
0.06066 |
91 |
57 |
30 |
4 |
524 |
George was an unusual selection for CEO, but his family had deep roots in the industry. |
1.4176 |
0.07824 |
91 |
67 |
10 |
14 |
525 |
Seems shady leadership is the new normal. |
1.4111 |
0.07223 |
90 |
63 |
17 |
10 |
526 |
Our new chairman is growing on me. |
1.4111 |
0.06495 |
90 |
59 |
25 |
6 |
527 |
Call me paranoid, but I think he's a plant. |
1.4111 |
0.07561 |
90 |
65 |
13 |
12 |
528 |
I think we should hedge. |
1.4111 |
0.06098 |
90 |
57 |
29 |
4 |
529 |
Just a reminder, the office will be closed tomorrow for Arbor Day. |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
530 |
I always said decriminalizing marijuana would just be the first step. |
1.4111 |
0.07223 |
90 |
63 |
17 |
10 |
531 |
Of course you control the board. And we control the watering can. |
1.4111 |
0.07394 |
90 |
64 |
15 |
11 |
532 |
"I suspected all along that our Board Chairman was a plant". |
1.4111 |
0.06495 |
90 |
59 |
25 |
6 |
533 |
Careful what you say, it could be a plant. |
1.4111 |
0.07223 |
90 |
63 |
17 |
10 |
534 |
Yes, fir. |
1.4111 |
0.06869 |
90 |
61 |
21 |
8 |
535 |
Regrettably, to keep costs down, plans are underway to move the plant to Mexico. |
1.4111 |
0.06300 |
90 |
58 |
27 |
5 |
536 |
Would anyone like some water? |
1.4111 |
0.06869 |
90 |
61 |
21 |
8 |
537 |
I think he's a plant. |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
538 |
Now we will hear directly from the Plant-Manager. |
1.4111 |
0.06495 |
90 |
59 |
25 |
6 |
539 |
In short, ladies and gentlemen of the Board, while some see a storm as a time for taking cover, I see it as an opportunity. |
1.4111 |
0.07394 |
90 |
64 |
15 |
11 |
540 |
Growth is our number one priority. |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
541 |
He'll grow on you |
1.4111 |
0.06684 |
90 |
60 |
23 |
7 |
542 |
We need to start thinking outside the pot. |
1.4111 |
0.06684 |
90 |
60 |
23 |
7 |
543 |
Sandy, I'm the potted plant that you suggested on Facebook could do a better job of running the company. |
1.4111 |
0.07561 |
90 |
65 |
13 |
12 |
544 |
Sorry sir, that was rude of me. Not nip it in the bud...curb our spending. |
1.4111 |
0.06684 |
90 |
60 |
23 |
7 |
545 |
What makes you think that there's a plant inside the company, Allen? |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
546 |
President Trump was not available so he provided an equally qualified substitute. |
1.4111 |
0.08041 |
90 |
68 |
7 |
15 |
547 |
Actually, this meeting is to go over the company's latest "plan." That was a typo. |
1.4111 |
0.07561 |
90 |
65 |
13 |
12 |
548 |
Welcome to the annuals meeting. |
1.4111 |
0.07394 |
90 |
64 |
15 |
11 |
549 |
As you can see, this idea still hasn't borne fruit. |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
550 |
I'm the Plant manager |
1.4111 |
0.07223 |
90 |
63 |
17 |
10 |
551 |
I'd watch what you say in front of him. I hear he's a corporate plant. |
1.4111 |
0.07561 |
90 |
65 |
13 |
12 |
552 |
Watch what you say. I think it's a plant. |
1.4111 |
0.07223 |
90 |
63 |
17 |
10 |
553 |
Will someone please get me some water. |
1.4111 |
0.07223 |
90 |
63 |
17 |
10 |
554 |
Careful. Could be a plant. |
1.4111 |
0.07394 |
90 |
64 |
15 |
11 |
555 |
....and I don't want to hear anything more about HEDGE funds!! |
1.4111 |
0.06869 |
90 |
61 |
21 |
8 |
556 |
On second thought, don't bring up about the need to trim back. |
1.4111 |
0.06495 |
90 |
59 |
25 |
6 |
557 |
I know they told us not to worry about corporate espionage, but I think it's a plant. |
1.4111 |
0.06300 |
90 |
58 |
27 |
5 |
558 |
I've been supplanted . |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
559 |
They say he’s the best, but he looks a little green. |
1.4111 |
0.06684 |
90 |
60 |
23 |
7 |
560 |
Based on the size of the office Christmas tree, we really did have a bad year. |
1.4111 |
0.07884 |
90 |
67 |
9 |
14 |
561 |
Our top priority is growth. |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
562 |
Not the first time he's shown up potted. |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
563 |
Guess they went outside for new leadership. |
1.4111 |
0.07223 |
90 |
63 |
17 |
10 |
564 |
The first order of business now is to hire a new Plant Manager. |
1.4111 |
0.06684 |
90 |
60 |
23 |
7 |
565 |
We're going paperless. |
1.4111 |
0.07561 |
90 |
65 |
13 |
12 |
566 |
As new plant manager, I'm announcing that we are going green. |
1.4111 |
0.06869 |
90 |
61 |
21 |
8 |
567 |
I'm sorry the board has decided we need to turn over a new leaf. |
1.4111 |
0.06684 |
90 |
60 |
23 |
7 |
568 |
We would all like to know about the FICUS deduction on our pay stubs. |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
569 |
I don't agree either, but the board wanted to go with someone from the outside. |
1.4111 |
0.06495 |
90 |
59 |
25 |
6 |
570 |
Let's discuss our ficus score... |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
571 |
He's a heavy drinker. |
1.4111 |
0.06495 |
90 |
59 |
25 |
6 |
572 |
I'm thinking of running for President. |
1.4111 |
0.07561 |
90 |
65 |
13 |
12 |
573 |
nobody say anything,i think he's a plant. |
1.4111 |
0.07048 |
90 |
62 |
19 |
9 |
574 |
Watch what you say. I think it's a plant. |
1.4096 |
0.07075 |
83 |
56 |
20 |
7 |
575 |
CEOs like that don't just grow on trees. |
1.4066 |
0.07157 |
91 |
64 |
17 |
10 |
576 |
This is their idea of a new hedge fund manager? |
1.4066 |
0.06808 |
91 |
62 |
21 |
8 |
577 |
Better watch what you say. I think he's a plant. |
1.4066 |
0.06808 |
91 |
62 |
21 |
8 |
578 |
We are here to welcome out new Plant Manager. |
1.4066 |
0.06985 |
91 |
63 |
19 |
9 |
579 |
I mean, are we the Board, or are we branch managers? |
1.4045 |
0.06336 |
89 |
58 |
26 |
5 |
580 |
I must admit, I do see plenty of growth opportunities |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
581 |
Psst . . . It's time for the annuals report. |
1.4045 |
0.06534 |
89 |
59 |
24 |
6 |
582 |
Management's been pushing perennial growth. |
1.4045 |
0.05919 |
89 |
56 |
30 |
3 |
583 |
I wonder who's going to be the new plant manager. |
1.4045 |
0.07274 |
89 |
63 |
16 |
10 |
584 |
When I grow, we grow. It's that simple. |
1.4045 |
0.06914 |
89 |
61 |
20 |
8 |
585 |
No coffee, just water with a touch of fertilizer. |
1.4045 |
0.06727 |
89 |
60 |
22 |
7 |
586 |
I hear he wants to call it a perennial report. |
1.4045 |
0.07447 |
89 |
64 |
14 |
11 |
587 |
Due to some inherent life cycles, I am switching these boards meetings from annual to perennial. |
1.4045 |
0.07274 |
89 |
63 |
16 |
10 |
588 |
Not bad for a former branch manager. |
1.4045 |
0.06336 |
89 |
58 |
26 |
5 |
589 |
Can't we at least agree that biodiversity matters? |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
590 |
Our plans have yet to bear fruit. |
1.4045 |
0.06914 |
89 |
61 |
20 |
8 |
591 |
I think this means we are going green. |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
592 |
So the environment finally got a place at the table? |
1.4045 |
0.06336 |
89 |
58 |
26 |
5 |
593 |
FICO, FCU, FDIC, and now FICUS? |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
594 |
He was right: A potted plant would eventually replace him. |
1.4045 |
0.07096 |
89 |
62 |
18 |
9 |
595 |
I don't trust him. I think he's a plant. |
1.4023 |
0.07574 |
87 |
63 |
13 |
11 |
596 |
Well, this should get the environmentalists off our backs. |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
597 |
The first order of business is ensuring this company becomes a paperless office |
1.4023 |
0.07574 |
87 |
63 |
13 |
11 |
598 |
Our shareholders were complaining about a lack of biodiversity on the board. |
1.4023 |
0.06633 |
87 |
58 |
23 |
6 |
599 |
So is this part of our sustainability initiative or our diversity campaign? |
1.4023 |
0.07212 |
87 |
61 |
17 |
9 |
600 |
What is the plant manager up to now? |
1.4023 |
0.06633 |
87 |
58 |
23 |
6 |
601 |
This year I want to focus on growth. |
1.4023 |
0.06633 |
87 |
58 |
23 |
6 |
602 |
Hope it's pot. |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
603 |
I'd appreciate it if we can move this chat to the water cooler. |
1.4023 |
0.06428 |
87 |
57 |
25 |
5 |
604 |
I am the executive branch. |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
605 |
Even Monsanto couldn't have seen this coming. |
1.4023 |
0.07025 |
87 |
60 |
19 |
8 |
606 |
I think if we moved her closer to the window she might grow into the job. |
1.4023 |
0.06633 |
87 |
58 |
23 |
6 |
607 |
I hope this meeting's not bugged. |
1.4023 |
0.06217 |
87 |
56 |
27 |
4 |
608 |
Can't anyone remember the magic word? |
1.4023 |
0.07395 |
87 |
62 |
15 |
10 |
609 |
I guess we should cancel that salad order for lunch. |
1.4023 |
0.06832 |
87 |
59 |
21 |
7 |
610 |
Before we get started, can we get you some water? |
1.4023 |
0.07212 |
87 |
61 |
17 |
9 |
611 |
The last guy was axed. |
1.4023 |
0.06633 |
87 |
58 |
23 |
6 |
612 |
He was obviously planted. |
1.4023 |
0.06217 |
87 |
56 |
27 |
4 |
613 |
You're all fired. |
1.4023 |
0.07574 |
87 |
63 |
13 |
11 |
614 |
I guess the rumors that I heard about this company going to pot were true |
1.4023 |
0.06832 |
87 |
59 |
21 |
7 |
615 |
Hail to the leaf. |
1.4022 |
0.07422 |
92 |
67 |
13 |
12 |
616 |
Have you met the new plant manager? |
1.4022 |
0.06568 |
92 |
62 |
23 |
7 |
617 |
Capacity for growth is something we look for in our senior managers. |
1.3953 |
0.06466 |
86 |
57 |
24 |
5 |
618 |
Don't trust him, he's a plant. |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
619 |
just call me basil |
1.3953 |
0.07072 |
86 |
60 |
18 |
8 |
620 |
They brought in a perennial after losing two CFOs to frost. |
1.3953 |
0.07449 |
86 |
62 |
14 |
10 |
621 |
Good afternoon. I am your new branch manager. |
1.3953 |
0.06674 |
86 |
58 |
22 |
6 |
622 |
It's not what he says. It's what he leaves out. |
1.3953 |
0.07263 |
86 |
61 |
16 |
9 |
623 |
Now People.. I just want to remind you what happened in the film "Little Shop of Horrors". |
1.3953 |
0.07263 |
86 |
61 |
16 |
9 |
624 |
Maybe, just maybe, it's time to start thinking "Inside the Box" again. |
1.3953 |
0.07072 |
86 |
60 |
18 |
8 |
625 |
I'm from the branch office... |
1.3953 |
0.07072 |
86 |
60 |
18 |
8 |
626 |
First order of business, paperless office. |
1.3953 |
0.07263 |
86 |
61 |
16 |
9 |
627 |
I always suspected Henry was a plant |
1.3953 |
0.07263 |
86 |
61 |
16 |
9 |
628 |
We needed a committee member with a negative carbon footprint! |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
629 |
She broke the grass ceiling... |
1.3953 |
0.07263 |
86 |
61 |
16 |
9 |
630 |
We'd like to welcome Carl, the new Plant Manager. |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
631 |
If you thought I was joking when I said that I want this company to be greener, I wasn't. |
1.3953 |
0.07263 |
86 |
61 |
16 |
9 |
632 |
It won the electoral vote. |
1.3953 |
0.07807 |
86 |
64 |
10 |
12 |
633 |
Talk to me. |
1.3953 |
0.07807 |
86 |
64 |
10 |
12 |
634 |
What? I thought you all wanted to discuss ficus responsibility. |
1.3953 |
0.07449 |
86 |
62 |
14 |
10 |
635 |
Our nation has its POTUS. We have our FICUS. |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
636 |
Try to use gender neutral pronouns. |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
637 |
You were right, no difference |
1.3953 |
0.07449 |
86 |
62 |
14 |
10 |
638 |
Be careful, I think she's a plant. |
1.3953 |
0.06466 |
86 |
57 |
24 |
5 |
639 |
How much greener can our company get? |
1.3953 |
0.06876 |
86 |
59 |
20 |
7 |
640 |
We're going to make America so green again. So green. You won't believe how green I'll make it. |
1.3953 |
0.06674 |
86 |
58 |
22 |
6 |
641 |
I want to branch out. |
1.3953 |
0.06674 |
86 |
58 |
22 |
6 |
642 |
They warned us there was no telling what might happen if we legalized it. |
1.3953 |
0.06466 |
86 |
57 |
24 |
5 |
643 |
I'm never sure when the meeting is over. |
1.3953 |
0.07072 |
86 |
60 |
18 |
8 |
644 |
It's time for the company to branch out. |
1.3953 |
0.06466 |
86 |
57 |
24 |
5 |
645 |
I told you his virulent veganism was going to change him. |
1.3908 |
0.07193 |
87 |
62 |
16 |
9 |
646 |
I am stepping down today to begin my campaign for president. |
1.3908 |
0.07193 |
87 |
62 |
16 |
9 |
647 |
Don't even think about making a plant manager joke. |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
648 |
Well he did create a successful start-up with just one cup of water. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
649 |
Our security has been breached. In other words, one of you is a plant. |
1.3882 |
0.07502 |
85 |
62 |
13 |
10 |
650 |
He's our first CEO with support from all the branches. |
1.3882 |
0.06714 |
85 |
58 |
21 |
6 |
651 |
As the CEO, we're still waiting for him to blossom. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
652 |
Honestly, it hadn't even occurred to me that the greenhouse had a glass ceiling. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
653 |
They say he has deep roots in the South. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
654 |
Solar, I like it. |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
655 |
I'm afraid it's time for some pruning. |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
656 |
If I hear one more "Blame it on Bush" joke, you're all fired. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
657 |
How about we try smoking some of it. |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
658 |
Let's all take a step back and photosynthesize the situation. |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
659 |
Who do I have to fire to get a glass of water around here? |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
660 |
We need to nip this in the bud. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
661 |
It's an inspired choice for the head of the EPA. Green but not confrontational. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
662 |
Look who's in a good mood. He must have upped his nitrogen this morning. |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
663 |
I move we begin going paperless. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
664 |
Tell me you didn't vote green. |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
665 |
I can provide the seed money your company needs to grow. |
1.3882 |
0.06714 |
85 |
58 |
21 |
6 |
666 |
In the interest of greater efficiency, we've decided to move the plant closer to corporate. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
667 |
I started this company as a little seedling... |
1.3882 |
0.06502 |
85 |
57 |
23 |
5 |
668 |
His ambitions seems a little too dependent on solar. |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
669 |
Isn't he taking this idea of going green a bit too far? |
1.3882 |
0.07687 |
85 |
63 |
11 |
11 |
670 |
His ideas are growing on me. |
1.3882 |
0.06714 |
85 |
58 |
21 |
6 |
671 |
That's weird. The head of the table is putting oxygen back in the room. |
1.3882 |
0.06920 |
85 |
59 |
19 |
7 |
672 |
I still think he's a plant. |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
673 |
Our new boss looks pretty green. |
1.3882 |
0.06056 |
85 |
55 |
27 |
3 |
674 |
Is it just me, or is this company going to pot? |
1.3882 |
0.07313 |
85 |
61 |
15 |
9 |
675 |
new rule - no more paper |
1.3882 |
0.07687 |
85 |
63 |
11 |
11 |
676 |
He's the type that kind of grows on you! |
1.3882 |
0.06283 |
85 |
56 |
25 |
4 |
677 |
It's possible we've gone too green. |
1.3882 |
0.06714 |
85 |
58 |
21 |
6 |
678 |
The chairman has decided to go green. |
1.3882 |
0.06056 |
85 |
55 |
27 |
3 |
679 |
You want to know how I got to the top? One word: FERTILIZER. |
1.3882 |
0.06714 |
85 |
58 |
21 |
6 |
680 |
It'll be fine as long as he surrounds himself with good people. |
1.3882 |
0.07119 |
85 |
60 |
17 |
8 |
681 |
I’m green, but I have deep roots in hedging strategy. |
1.3855 |
0.07439 |
83 |
60 |
14 |
9 |
682 |
I anticipate first quarter growth. |
1.3855 |
0.06821 |
83 |
57 |
20 |
6 |
683 |
Everything's going to pot. |
1.3855 |
0.07239 |
83 |
59 |
16 |
8 |
684 |
Just think, he started as plant manager. |
1.3837 |
0.07242 |
86 |
62 |
15 |
9 |
685 |
The card said it needs a place of importance with lots of direct praise. |
1.3837 |
0.06442 |
86 |
58 |
23 |
5 |
686 |
I heard he left his old firm because of a pot problem. |
1.3837 |
0.06854 |
86 |
60 |
19 |
7 |
687 |
Let's start by clearing the air. |
1.3810 |
0.06316 |
84 |
56 |
24 |
4 |
688 |
Can someone get me a glass of water? |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
689 |
The stockholders want growth and profitability. What's profitability? |
1.3810 |
0.07556 |
84 |
62 |
12 |
10 |
690 |
Before we start, I'd like to say that's a nice pruning, Sir. |
1.3810 |
0.06316 |
84 |
56 |
24 |
4 |
691 |
Fern, you had something to say? |
1.3810 |
0.07364 |
84 |
61 |
14 |
9 |
692 |
As CEO and Chairman I oppose this talk about plant closings |
1.3810 |
0.06755 |
84 |
58 |
20 |
6 |
693 |
The awkward silence as they meet the new branch manager. |
1.3810 |
0.07556 |
84 |
62 |
12 |
10 |
694 |
Yeah, mine says the same thing, "Come meet the new plant manager". |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
695 |
We've seen slow but consistent growth. |
1.3810 |
0.06539 |
84 |
57 |
22 |
5 |
696 |
I understand some of you suspect I am a plant. |
1.3810 |
0.06539 |
84 |
57 |
22 |
5 |
697 |
He always talked about going green |
1.3810 |
0.06755 |
84 |
58 |
20 |
6 |
698 |
Our former chairman was supplanted. |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
699 |
Let's talk growth strategy. |
1.3810 |
0.06539 |
84 |
57 |
22 |
5 |
700 |
First off, I would like to apologize for my getting potted at the office party. |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
701 |
Looks different, but the IQ is the same |
1.3810 |
0.06755 |
84 |
58 |
20 |
6 |
702 |
Let me guess. He wants to open more plants. |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
703 |
The boss took going green to a whole new level. |
1.3810 |
0.06964 |
84 |
59 |
18 |
7 |
704 |
Call the witch back. Tell her I apologize. |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
705 |
He he goes again. Sucking all of the oxygen out of the room. |
1.3810 |
0.07364 |
84 |
61 |
14 |
9 |
706 |
Yes, I'm the new CEO, COO, majority stockholder and a philodendron. But you can call me Phil. |
1.3810 |
0.07364 |
84 |
61 |
14 |
9 |
707 |
The Board's commitment to diversity knew no bounds. |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
708 |
Actually Larry, I'm sucking the carbon dioxide from the room. |
1.3810 |
0.06539 |
84 |
57 |
22 |
5 |
709 |
.....And from now on, we're going to be paperless. |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
710 |
Is this the best candidate The Green Party could come up with? |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
711 |
Shall I ask him if he'd like some water? |
1.3810 |
0.06755 |
84 |
58 |
20 |
6 |
712 |
In my place, Mr. Townsend has been permanently assigned to the lobby. |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
713 |
In retrospect, the board members should have anticipated the impending hosta takeover. |
1.3810 |
0.07364 |
84 |
61 |
14 |
9 |
714 |
Isn't he a bit green to be CEO? |
1.3810 |
0.06964 |
84 |
59 |
18 |
7 |
715 |
No ideas? It's like someone sucked the oxygen out of here. |
1.3810 |
0.06755 |
84 |
58 |
20 |
6 |
716 |
So.... when is it supposed to start burning? |
1.3810 |
0.07927 |
84 |
64 |
8 |
12 |
717 |
I want you to think outside the pot. |
1.3810 |
0.07364 |
84 |
61 |
14 |
9 |
718 |
Thank you all for your attention - and carbon dioxide. |
1.3810 |
0.07167 |
84 |
60 |
16 |
8 |
719 |
"And Johnson, if you forget to water me again before you go on vacation, don't bother coming back! |
1.3810 |
0.06964 |
84 |
59 |
18 |
7 |
720 |
At least this CEO won't suck the oxygen out of the room |
1.3810 |
0.06755 |
84 |
58 |
20 |
6 |
721 |
He's ambitious all right, but I'm not sure the country can take another bush. |
1.3810 |
0.07364 |
84 |
61 |
14 |
9 |
722 |
On behalf of our entire company, I extend a warm welcome to our new plant manager. |
1.3780 |
0.07492 |
82 |
60 |
13 |
9 |
723 |
Can we concentrate on the low-hanging fruit? |
1.3780 |
0.07492 |
82 |
60 |
13 |
9 |
724 |
Increase our bonuses? Do I look like a Money Tree to you? |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
725 |
Have you had a chance to leaf through our proposal? |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
726 |
I think he's a plant from our competition. |
1.3765 |
0.06690 |
85 |
59 |
20 |
6 |
727 |
Can we please take this meeting outside? |
1.3765 |
0.06896 |
85 |
60 |
18 |
7 |
728 |
Is it me, or does it feel like we're stuck in perennial meetings these days? |
1.3765 |
0.06477 |
85 |
58 |
22 |
5 |
729 |
I was brought in to breathe some fresh air into the company. |
1.3735 |
0.06795 |
83 |
58 |
19 |
6 |
730 |
Don't say anything you don't want made public. I think he's a plant. |
1.3735 |
0.06347 |
83 |
56 |
23 |
4 |
731 |
She started on the reception desk and gradually just took over the whole company. |
1.3735 |
0.07801 |
83 |
63 |
9 |
11 |
732 |
I'll be entering stasis soon, and Simmons, you'll be in charge. |
1.3735 |
0.06575 |
83 |
57 |
21 |
5 |
733 |
Let's do introductions. I'll start. My name is Fern. |
1.3735 |
0.07214 |
83 |
60 |
15 |
8 |
734 |
Speaking as your GMO, I'm increasing the illumination and humidity in our facility. |
1.3735 |
0.06795 |
83 |
58 |
19 |
6 |
735 |
Bush 2020 |
1.3735 |
0.07008 |
83 |
59 |
17 |
7 |
736 |
I can't believe she was really saying "Hosta-style takeover". |
1.3735 |
0.07415 |
83 |
61 |
13 |
9 |
737 |
It's not ideal, but the other candidate had an issue with emails. |
1.3735 |
0.07415 |
83 |
61 |
13 |
9 |
738 |
I told you the new CEO was a plant. |
1.3735 |
0.07008 |
83 |
59 |
17 |
7 |
739 |
Be careful what you say...I hear he's a plant... |
1.3735 |
0.07008 |
83 |
59 |
17 |
7 |
740 |
We were skeptical, but have to admit that you grew on us |
1.3735 |
0.06575 |
83 |
57 |
21 |
5 |
741 |
I think we're taking boardroom diversity a bit far |
1.3735 |
0.06795 |
83 |
58 |
19 |
6 |
742 |
I realize that I may not be the plant manager you expected. |
1.3735 |
0.06795 |
83 |
58 |
19 |
6 |
743 |
I want you all to leave! |
1.3735 |
0.06795 |
83 |
58 |
19 |
6 |
744 |
Boss's new plan sounds like a bonsai scheme. |
1.3735 |
0.06575 |
83 |
57 |
21 |
5 |
745 |
Our boss is the strong, silent phenotype |
1.3735 |
0.06795 |
83 |
58 |
19 |
6 |
746 |
I hear that he's a perennial winner. |
1.3735 |
0.07214 |
83 |
60 |
15 |
8 |
747 |
This quarter I would like to continue my growth strategy. |
1.3735 |
0.06795 |
83 |
58 |
19 |
6 |
748 |
What do you mean exactly when you say the company is "going green"? |
1.3735 |
0.06795 |
83 |
58 |
19 |
6 |
749 |
At least the new guy adds oxygen to the room instead of sucking it out like the last guy. |
1.3735 |
0.06112 |
83 |
55 |
25 |
3 |
750 |
You, with the stupid look on your face, water me. |
1.3735 |
0.07214 |
83 |
60 |
15 |
8 |
751 |
Wow... He actually is a potted plant. |
1.3735 |
0.07214 |
83 |
60 |
15 |
8 |
752 |
Watch what you say. They think there's a plant in the office. |
1.3735 |
0.06575 |
83 |
57 |
21 |
5 |
753 |
At least this one makes oxygen. |
1.3735 |
0.07415 |
83 |
61 |
13 |
9 |
754 |
Just having him in the room makes me breathe more easily. |
1.3735 |
0.07008 |
83 |
59 |
17 |
7 |
755 |
We must assume this is an indication that we're going green |
1.3708 |
0.05846 |
89 |
59 |
27 |
3 |
756 |
Looks like I'll be trading in my brown nose for a green thumb" |
1.3704 |
0.07545 |
81 |
60 |
12 |
9 |
757 |
He really sucks the oxygen out of these meetings, doesn't he? |
1.3704 |
0.06904 |
81 |
57 |
18 |
6 |
758 |
Firstly, I'd like to thank our previous branch manager |
1.3704 |
0.06677 |
81 |
56 |
20 |
5 |
759 |
Why the hell are we sitting here staring at a plant? |
1.3690 |
0.07340 |
84 |
62 |
13 |
9 |
760 |
Let's talk about our branches. |
1.3690 |
0.06938 |
84 |
60 |
17 |
7 |
761 |
Who's going to tell him he's naked? |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
762 |
Our company couldn't send a more positive message than having our first Green CEO |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
763 |
And Johnson, for the last time, stop staring at my pot...my leaves are up here! |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
764 |
Just like him to plant himself at the head of the table. |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
765 |
Anybody else thirsty? |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
766 |
Reincarnation doesn't always go as planned. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
767 |
Board meetings are so much more enjoyable now that marijuana is legal. |
1.3659 |
0.07665 |
82 |
62 |
10 |
10 |
768 |
It's the plant he promised would bring jobs to Detroit. |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
769 |
Anybody in here read Kafka? |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
770 |
After his failed Presidential bud, Mr. Bush will be joining our board of directors. |
1.3659 |
0.07665 |
82 |
62 |
10 |
10 |
771 |
Whose turn was it to bring the coffee and miracle grow? |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
772 |
could someone switch seats with me? I need the southern light |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
773 |
Our final candidate has demonstrated groundbreaking skills. |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
774 |
The board immediately regretted the blind hiring of another Ivy League grad. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
775 |
I know some of you have doubts, but as I grow into the position, I look forward to our achieving great success. |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
776 |
You didn't believe me when I said we were going green. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
777 |
You sure that's the only Bush available these days? |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
778 |
Our company has gone to pot. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
779 |
She adds to our diversity, yet decreases our carbon footprint. |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
780 |
Shh! He's a plant. |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
781 |
Poor J. R., I heard it all started with a simple case of plantar fasciitis. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
782 |
As your new plant manager I want to thank each of you for all your hard work. |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
783 |
He's our new plant manager! |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
784 |
Of course, he's got insider info on the competition. He's a plant. |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
785 |
It was a fair election. Now what? |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
786 |
Good morning...I'm your new plant manager. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
787 |
I don't know if I can go that green. |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
788 |
I think we've taken our green initiative too far. |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
789 |
Word is that he is a plant from corporate. |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
790 |
Going forward all job cuts will be referred to as "pruning". |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
791 |
It would be many years before they could have an actual board meeting. |
1.3659 |
0.06379 |
82 |
56 |
22 |
4 |
792 |
Be careful what you say, I think the new guy's a plant. |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
793 |
I knew he was a plant. |
1.3659 |
0.07466 |
82 |
61 |
12 |
9 |
794 |
: “Watch what you say. I’m pretty sure he’s a plant.” |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
795 |
Twenty bucks he wants to build more plants. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
796 |
You can all breathe easier now that I'm in charge. |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
797 |
He’s not as green as he looks. |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
798 |
This is not what I would call, 'staying true to our roots'. |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
799 |
The executive team carefully surveyed the new plant manager |
1.3659 |
0.06834 |
82 |
58 |
18 |
6 |
800 |
A GMO CEO. |
1.3659 |
0.07262 |
82 |
60 |
14 |
8 |
801 |
Watch what you say -- I think one of these folks is a plant. |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
802 |
First Trump. Now me. Some people will elect anything. |
1.3659 |
0.07859 |
82 |
63 |
8 |
11 |
803 |
He certainly has grown in the job. |
1.3659 |
0.07051 |
82 |
59 |
16 |
7 |
804 |
I hope he remembers when I used to polish his leaves. |
1.3659 |
0.06610 |
82 |
57 |
20 |
5 |
805 |
Actually I thought our Chairman Bush was a real person... |
1.3626 |
0.06351 |
91 |
64 |
21 |
6 |
806 |
First order of business. I want a glass of water. |
1.3625 |
0.07387 |
80 |
59 |
13 |
8 |
807 |
This is what we get for voting independent. |
1.3625 |
0.07804 |
80 |
61 |
9 |
10 |
808 |
He looked taller in the photo. |
1.3625 |
0.05965 |
80 |
53 |
25 |
2 |
809 |
Careful what you say...rumor is, this new guy is a plant. |
1.3625 |
0.07387 |
80 |
59 |
13 |
8 |
810 |
Our new plant manager seems a little green. |
1.3625 |
0.06225 |
80 |
54 |
23 |
3 |
811 |
Our executive branch is leaving. |
1.3625 |
0.07804 |
80 |
61 |
9 |
10 |
812 |
Going green was always a goal of his. |
1.3625 |
0.06474 |
80 |
55 |
21 |
4 |
813 |
I would like us to focus more on growth |
1.3625 |
0.07598 |
80 |
60 |
11 |
9 |
814 |
Careful, I hear he's a plant... |
1.3625 |
0.07170 |
80 |
58 |
15 |
7 |
815 |
The final candidates were this or Donald Jr. |
1.3625 |
0.07598 |
80 |
60 |
11 |
9 |
816 |
You all know my deeply-rooted views on this matter. |
1.3625 |
0.06714 |
80 |
56 |
19 |
5 |
817 |
The doctors said it's the worst case of persistent vegetative state they've seen. |
1.3614 |
0.06545 |
83 |
58 |
20 |
5 |
818 |
Our CEO may seen a bit different, but he'll grow on you. |
1.3614 |
0.06545 |
83 |
58 |
20 |
5 |
819 |
Now we'll hear from our Plant Manager |
1.3614 |
0.06545 |
83 |
58 |
20 |
5 |
820 |
I hear it's artificial. |
1.3614 |
0.07187 |
83 |
61 |
14 |
8 |
821 |
I guess his ex-wife was a real witch after all. |
1.3614 |
0.07389 |
83 |
62 |
12 |
9 |
822 |
She just planted herself there. |
1.3614 |
0.06980 |
83 |
60 |
16 |
7 |
823 |
I'm from our California office. Relax, just take a deep breath and inhale. |
1.3580 |
0.06874 |
81 |
58 |
17 |
6 |
824 |
Let's just move our office to Denver so we can smoke it. |
1.3580 |
0.07095 |
81 |
59 |
15 |
7 |
825 |
First order of business - Bunyan, you're fired! |
1.3580 |
0.07095 |
81 |
59 |
15 |
7 |
826 |
So tell me, what do you think of the new plant manager? |
1.3580 |
0.06874 |
81 |
58 |
17 |
6 |
827 |
I guess the company is serious about going green. |
1.3580 |
0.07095 |
81 |
59 |
15 |
7 |
828 |
Here at Rainbow Analytics we pride ourselves on a management team that hails from every race, gender, sexuality, religion and soil type. |
1.3580 |
0.06409 |
81 |
56 |
21 |
4 |
829 |
Why is everyone staring at me as if I'm the root of the problem |
1.3580 |
0.06645 |
81 |
57 |
19 |
5 |
830 |
It was thought he could breathe some fresh air into the company. |
1.3580 |
0.06645 |
81 |
57 |
19 |
5 |
831 |
Please welcome our new leader, President Bush. |
1.3580 |
0.07917 |
81 |
63 |
7 |
11 |
832 |
whose going to tell him about the mealybug on his lapel... |
1.3580 |
0.07309 |
81 |
60 |
13 |
8 |
833 |
The company decided to increase the biodiversity of the workforce. |
1.3580 |
0.06874 |
81 |
58 |
17 |
6 |
834 |
Those who called our chairman dumber than a potted plant know who they are. |
1.3580 |
0.06874 |
81 |
58 |
17 |
6 |
835 |
Did you have a chance to leaf through the report? |
1.3580 |
0.06874 |
81 |
58 |
17 |
6 |
836 |
It's not easy being green! |
1.3580 |
0.06164 |
81 |
55 |
23 |
3 |
837 |
I am sure he will clear the air. |
1.3580 |
0.05908 |
81 |
54 |
25 |
2 |
838 |
The new CEO is serious about carbon emissions. |
1.3580 |
0.07095 |
81 |
59 |
15 |
7 |
839 |
Are you OK, boss? You're looking a little green. |
1.3580 |
0.06645 |
81 |
57 |
19 |
5 |
840 |
He's really grown as a leader. |
1.3580 |
0.07309 |
81 |
60 |
13 |
8 |
841 |
Dear god, he heard it through the grapevine. |
1.3580 |
0.07309 |
81 |
60 |
13 |
8 |
842 |
Be careful what you say. I'm pretty sure he's a plant. |
1.3580 |
0.06409 |
81 |
56 |
21 |
4 |
843 |
I call to order this Board of Directors Meeting of Plant Parenthood. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
844 |
She's full of fertilizer. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
845 |
I guess he was serious about going green. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
846 |
Usually these meetings are like watching grass grow, but finally a fresh face. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
847 |
I move that we take it outside. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
848 |
First order of business, water me. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
849 |
Could someone get me a glass of water? |
1.3544 |
0.05985 |
79 |
53 |
24 |
2 |
850 |
How long before someone supplants him? |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
851 |
Really? No one brought water? |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
852 |
He thinks that we should open up another branch. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
853 |
He just sits there like a potted plant. |
1.3544 |
0.07652 |
79 |
60 |
10 |
9 |
854 |
Could someone please pass me some water? |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
855 |
Great. Another plant from the board. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
856 |
It worked its way up from the mailroom. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
857 |
I for one oppose any policy that would limit CO2. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
858 |
Please stay. We're actually nostalgic for Bush leadership. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
859 |
You see now the hazard in allowing the stockholders to vote. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
860 |
'Her roots are showing." |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
861 |
I told you legalizing marijuana was a slippery slope. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
862 |
Ironic that no one thought to bring him water. |
1.3544 |
0.07861 |
79 |
61 |
8 |
10 |
863 |
I blame the electoral college. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
864 |
Herb's the perennial late bloomer. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
865 |
The CEO has been supplanted. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
866 |
I would personally like to address the problem of employees taking too many unauthorized leaves. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
867 |
It's a meeting to elect a new plant manager. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
868 |
I know, but at least it's not Trump. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
869 |
Sure he's an Ivy League ficus, I'm just saying he's still too green to be CFO. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
870 |
I feel like we need more biodiversity |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
871 |
Uhhh...what, exactly, is a "Perennial Report?" |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
872 |
How did this transpire? |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
873 |
Unfortunately, Fern could not make it today. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
874 |
First order of business: the salad bar has been causing me some concern. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
875 |
We all need to get back to our roots. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
876 |
Should we eat it or smoke it? |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
877 |
Before you can be a board you have to be a tree. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
878 |
It's time we branch out. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
879 |
Here comes the "let's go green pitch" again. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
880 |
Marty did say that his vacation was going to be completely transformative. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
881 |
Be careful what you say around him... I think he's a plant. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
882 |
At the end of the day the only color that matters is green. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
883 |
First an empty suit, now a potted plant. |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
884 |
You don't get a vote on climate change, sir. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
885 |
The board has spoken. I’ve been pruned. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
886 |
I'm thinking salad for lunch. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
887 |
At least he doesn't suck all the air out of the room. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
888 |
I think he's a plant. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
889 |
So that's 10 garden salads and a t-bone? |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
890 |
I thought we were meeting George H.W. Bush. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
891 |
Do I have a volunteer to take me home for the weekend? |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
892 |
Is it bugged? |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
893 |
This will be a new kind of leadership, one firmly rooted in the very soil of America. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
894 |
I don't think this is what the Board meant by "going green." |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
895 |
Never again will anyone in this company reach for the low hanging fruit. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
896 |
I may be green, but I can handle the job. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
897 |
The chair has the flora. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
898 |
Well, he's been threatening to leave for years. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
899 |
Marijuana won in every state.... |
1.3544 |
0.06986 |
79 |
57 |
16 |
6 |
900 |
First, I want to address the rumors that I photosynthesized my way to the top. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
901 |
Now that's what I call a power plant |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
902 |
Let's not water him and see what happens. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
903 |
He's such a good listener. |
1.3544 |
0.06251 |
79 |
54 |
22 |
3 |
904 |
Yes, we agree, even a Bush would have been a better choice. |
1.3544 |
0.07861 |
79 |
61 |
8 |
10 |
905 |
'what new branches had you in mind ,Mr Chairman " |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
906 |
I think we've found the root of the problem. |
1.3544 |
0.06750 |
79 |
56 |
18 |
5 |
907 |
At his first meeting Herb had everyone's undivided attention. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
908 |
Let's take a moment to synthesize this information |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
909 |
He sure has grown a lot in this position but I wonder if this is the year he finally blooms. |
1.3544 |
0.05985 |
79 |
53 |
24 |
2 |
910 |
Let's make this quick. I have a housewarming party to get to. |
1.3544 |
0.07861 |
79 |
61 |
8 |
10 |
911 |
He’s definitely presidential material. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
912 |
Dare you to ask for a show of hands. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
913 |
Our leadership has gone to pot. |
1.3544 |
0.07436 |
79 |
59 |
12 |
8 |
914 |
He got that position by letting everyone else do the talking. |
1.3544 |
0.07215 |
79 |
58 |
14 |
7 |
915 |
I'd like you all to welcome the new branch manager. |
1.3544 |
0.06505 |
79 |
55 |
20 |
4 |
916 |
Okay, so maybe 'strong roots, branch experience, growth potential, eco-sensitive' left a little to the imagination. |
1.3500 |
0.07356 |
80 |
60 |
12 |
8 |
917 |
I think our CEO is potted. |
1.3500 |
0.06913 |
80 |
58 |
16 |
6 |
918 |
Isn't the new guy a little green to be leading this meeting? |
1.3462 |
0.06276 |
78 |
54 |
21 |
3 |
919 |
This company has apparently gone to pot. |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
920 |
Could everyone just exhale, please? |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
921 |
Well, that explains the nursery merger. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
922 |
We get it sir...you want us to be more deeply rooted in the company. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
923 |
Another quarter of record growth. |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
924 |
I'd like to introduce our new plant manager. |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
925 |
...I'm going to go out on a limb, here... |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
926 |
The hiring manager said there was excellent potential for growth. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
927 |
We need to start thinking about pruning our workforce. |
1.3462 |
0.06004 |
78 |
53 |
23 |
2 |
928 |
I had heard they were pruning the staff |
1.3462 |
0.06004 |
78 |
53 |
23 |
2 |
929 |
Sure he's a little green, but maybe he'll be around longer than his predecessor. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
930 |
He got overwatered at the office party and tried to pollinate the HR director. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
931 |
If he doesn't say something soon, I'm going to water him. |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
932 |
I feel like I could really grow here. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
933 |
Our new Plant Manager. |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
934 |
I suggested our next CEO be fastidious, not deciduous. |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
935 |
"First order of business; Who here is a vegetarian? |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
936 |
I have the feeling that we voted for the wrong bush... |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
937 |
Shhhhhhh , it's a plant. |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
938 |
I'm Leif, the new plant manager. Initially, we'll be dormant, but we anticipate significant growth in the spring. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
939 |
Let's start with introductions. I'm Fern. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
940 |
And what are you doing about your carbon foot print |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
941 |
I'd like to address the gross overuse of paper in this office. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
942 |
I see tremendous growth potential in the coming quarter. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
943 |
There are rumors that our competitor has placed a plant inside our executive offices. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
944 |
Our new plant manager will be chairing this meeting. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
945 |
So this is our new plant manager? |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
946 |
He's tough, but I hear his bark is worse than his bite. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
947 |
Bad news. We're out of seed money. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
948 |
Is it possible to go too green? |
1.3462 |
0.06276 |
78 |
54 |
21 |
3 |
949 |
A-fern-ative Action |
1.3462 |
0.07705 |
78 |
60 |
9 |
9 |
950 |
I would rather be supervised by a solar panel. |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
951 |
Get ready for some serious pruning and trimming in every department. |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
952 |
Be careful what you say. I think he might be a plant from headquarters. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
953 |
Maybe now this company will take climate change seriously. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
954 |
Are you absorbing any of this? |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
955 |
I wasn't expecting this when they called a meeting of the top plant's employees... |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
956 |
On Sarah's first day at work, she realized that she was the only one not wearing glasses. |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
957 |
As the new CEO, my first order is to replace the cafeteria salad bar with healthy water, sunlight, and manure options. |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
958 |
He's fern but fair. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
959 |
I'm the potted plant you said you'd prefer to Bixby as your Chairman. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
960 |
What does he know about growing a business? |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
961 |
I knew it was a bad idea to have write-in candidates. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
962 |
So that's what legal marijuana looks like. |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
963 |
Despite increased biodiversity on the board of directors, HR continued to receive complaints of asexual nature. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
964 |
If only it were cannabis I wouldn't mind these meetings. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
965 |
Am I the only one capable of breathing new life into this company? |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
966 |
I think it is clear we have made a real breakthrough in biotech |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
967 |
One word, people. Water. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
968 |
Jim, I'm afraid your plan just isn't bearing fruit. |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
969 |
The people wanted an outsider. |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
970 |
Anybody bring any rolling papers? |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
971 |
Looks like he's turning over a new leaf. |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
972 |
So what happened to the old plant manager? |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
973 |
We're with Fern |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
974 |
Just wait: he'll wilt. |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
975 |
Previously front lobby of Trump Towers. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
976 |
So, with regrets, we've agreed to shut down the plant. |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
977 |
And the first one to feed me horseshit will be fired! |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
978 |
Any photosynthesis deniers? |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
979 |
Between a woman and a potted plant they choose the f***ing plant. |
1.3462 |
0.08125 |
78 |
62 |
5 |
11 |
980 |
Looks like management was serious about turning over a new leaf |
1.3462 |
0.06276 |
78 |
54 |
21 |
3 |
981 |
We're sorry. The board feels you've outgrown this position. |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
982 |
I want to talk about security. I think one of us is a plant. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
983 |
Salary was the deciding factor. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
984 |
Our business is just too seasonal. |
1.3462 |
0.06276 |
78 |
54 |
21 |
3 |
985 |
We had to put a leaf in the table to accommodate everyone. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
986 |
Let's get down to earth, people. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
987 |
The company was undergoing a hosta takeover. |
1.3462 |
0.06536 |
78 |
55 |
19 |
4 |
988 |
All those in favor face the sun. |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
989 |
I called you here today to inform you that our plant in Cleveland will be relocating to Mexico. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
990 |
Our search firm's choice for plant manager? |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
991 |
When we elected Bush to be the new Chairman, I thought we meant George. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
992 |
I would like to present my nominee for Agricultural Secretary. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
993 |
Welcome to the inaugural Plant Parenthood meeting. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
994 |
Bear with me as I leaf through the agenda. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
995 |
Now I'm legal, and we can start helping all Americans to feel great again. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
996 |
There was a time when you just couldn't get him to shut up. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
997 |
Not so loud - he's dormant. |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
998 |
We will not be moving the plant to Mexico. |
1.3462 |
0.07705 |
78 |
60 |
9 |
9 |
999 |
So this is the plant manager? |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
1000 |
At least he cares more about the environment than Trump. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
1001 |
I think the new CEO is a GMO. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
1002 |
Watch what you say. He could be a plant. |
1.3462 |
0.07027 |
78 |
57 |
15 |
6 |
1003 |
I'm opening a new branch next week. |
1.3462 |
0.07260 |
78 |
58 |
13 |
7 |
1004 |
Anyone else feel like a little pot? |
1.3462 |
0.06786 |
78 |
56 |
17 |
5 |
1005 |
As to pronouns, "it" is perfectly acceptable. Now to the Human Resources Committee report - and we'll have to revisit that name as well - . . . |
1.3462 |
0.07486 |
78 |
59 |
11 |
8 |
1006 |
Could someone bring me a glass of water? |
1.3462 |
0.06276 |
78 |
54 |
21 |
3 |
1007 |
We've recently discovered that our CEO is a Russian plant |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
1008 |
I say we don't water it |
1.3377 |
0.06299 |
77 |
54 |
20 |
3 |
1009 |
He has no qualifications as chairman, but we felt he's the lesser of two evils. |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
1010 |
No we can't draw the shades, I don't work that way. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1011 |
Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to be the first shrub to shatter the grass ceiling. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1012 |
It looks like we've been targeted for takeover by FTD. You'd better read the card. |
1.3377 |
0.07534 |
77 |
59 |
10 |
8 |
1013 |
Let's hope that he grows into the job. |
1.3377 |
0.05731 |
77 |
52 |
24 |
1 |
1014 |
All of these growth strategies involve indirect sunlight. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1015 |
Allow me to introduce myself - I'm the new plant supervisor |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
1016 |
We can disagree about going green, but we have to agree he leads by example. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1017 |
I thought you said he was a vegetarian, not vegetation. |
1.3377 |
0.06299 |
77 |
54 |
20 |
3 |
1018 |
Of course the new plant manager will be working very closely with me. |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
1019 |
Don't stare at me like I'm a potted plant. Somebody give me an answer! |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1020 |
It looks like they've drained the swamp. |
1.3377 |
0.07534 |
77 |
59 |
10 |
8 |
1021 |
We're downsizing. I've called in the Bonsai Team. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1022 |
He is very impatiens today. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1023 |
Not what I was expecting when I heard we we'd be unveiling a new plant..." |
1.3377 |
0.06299 |
77 |
54 |
20 |
3 |
1024 |
Let's start the meeting with the annual, or the perennial, report. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1025 |
In our last meeting you voted for a new plant. |
1.3377 |
0.07534 |
77 |
59 |
10 |
8 |
1026 |
Is it sexual harassment if I picture our boss in a skinny little joint? |
1.3377 |
0.07758 |
77 |
60 |
8 |
9 |
1027 |
First, let's address care and feeding of the Chair. |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
1028 |
So let's sell, sell, sell. And remember, it's a jungle out there. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1029 |
The first item on our agenda...going paperless. |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
1030 |
Today's meeting is about going paperless. Awkward. |
1.3377 |
0.07975 |
77 |
61 |
6 |
10 |
1031 |
I heard he got his start in Chia Pets. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1032 |
She's from the branch office. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1033 |
As you may have expected, my successor will not be one of you. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1034 |
Tell us about your growth plan. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1035 |
Ten bucks says this is going to be about soil conservation again. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1036 |
Call security. I think we have a plant. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1037 |
This new boss seems kind of green. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1038 |
He looks like he could use a drink. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1039 |
He pretends to be down to earth, but his family's roots go way back. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1040 |
Welcome to our first Green Lives Matter meeting. |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
1041 |
Same charisma as the old CEO. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1042 |
His management skills have really blossomed. |
1.3377 |
0.06299 |
77 |
54 |
20 |
3 |
1043 |
Psst. I don't trust him. I heard he's a plant. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1044 |
I wasn't kidding when I said we were going green. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1045 |
It's the green candidate. |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
1046 |
I hate taking orders from someone so green. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1047 |
Now that corporations are considered people it's only fair... |
1.3377 |
0.07534 |
77 |
59 |
10 |
8 |
1048 |
Everyone please remain seeded. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1049 |
We need to refocus on organic growth. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1050 |
We are going green, people. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1051 |
I've decided that we should have more branch offices. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1052 |
As you know, my roots in this industry run deep. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1053 |
I preferred the stuffed shirt. |
1.3377 |
0.06299 |
77 |
54 |
20 |
3 |
1054 |
We're getting back to our roots. |
1.3377 |
0.06299 |
77 |
54 |
20 |
3 |
1055 |
Could one of you bring me some water? |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
1056 |
He hasn't said much, but I think he'll grow on you. |
1.3377 |
0.06299 |
77 |
54 |
20 |
3 |
1057 |
From now on, our meetings will be carbon neutral. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1058 |
I told you one day I'd be legal. |
1.3377 |
0.06299 |
77 |
54 |
20 |
3 |
1059 |
Congratulations!Growth is good. We have four new branches, and are greener than ever! |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1060 |
Some of you may consider this taking the ivy league too far. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1061 |
One of us is a plant. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1062 |
With your help, we can continue to grow the hedge fund my father established. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1063 |
That's a Trump plant. It's gonna be Yuge! |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
1064 |
Careful what you say, he's a plant. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1065 |
Not the George Bush I was expecting... |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1066 |
I'm thinking that this CEO may be a plant. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1067 |
Is this about my CO2 emissions? |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1068 |
Before we begin, I'd like you all to take a deep breath out. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1069 |
It's very clear that if our business is going to survive, we have to start branching out. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1070 |
If he doesn't come back, he said to water it twice a week. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1071 |
Is it narcissistic or just a narcissus? |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
1072 |
Is anyone else in R&D experiencing potential side effects, or am I the only one? |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1073 |
All those in favor of recreational marijuana, say aye. |
1.3377 |
0.07758 |
77 |
60 |
8 |
9 |
1074 |
Business is blooming. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
1075 |
It grows on you. |
1.3377 |
0.06565 |
77 |
55 |
18 |
4 |
1076 |
This company's going to pot. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
1077 |
I guess we're no longer beating around the bush. |
1.3333 |
0.07223 |
78 |
59 |
12 |
7 |
1078 |
Good, we all agreed again. It's manure for lunch. |
1.3333 |
0.07223 |
78 |
59 |
12 |
7 |
1079 |
The Monsanto annual meeting will now come to order. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1080 |
"Let's hope he leaves early". |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1081 |
After all, he is the plant manager. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1082 |
I'm thinking a big salad for lunch. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1083 |
Effective immediately, we're going paperless. |
1.3289 |
0.07583 |
76 |
59 |
9 |
8 |
1084 |
The committee for funding plant parenthood will come to order. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1085 |
Effective immediately, we're opening more branch offices. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1086 |
First thing we're going to do, people, is make shrubs great again! |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1087 |
All in favor of water for lunch say yeah. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1088 |
He is organic, biodynamic and now legal in California, but almost impossible to interpret. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1089 |
He's an Ivy League whiz kid apparently. |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1090 |
Due to a conflict of interest I recuse myself from our vote about the new branch. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1091 |
You think he's just going sit there and photosynthesize all day? |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1092 |
You suck the oxygen out of the room! |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1093 |
I take my job as branch manager seriously |
1.3289 |
0.06037 |
76 |
53 |
21 |
2 |
1094 |
You guys are missing the forest for the tree. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1095 |
We are now officially a green company. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1096 |
So we went green. Now what? |
1.3289 |
0.06037 |
76 |
53 |
21 |
2 |
1097 |
Hey Fern. what do you think about the apposing hedge fund. |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1098 |
His retirement package includes composting |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1099 |
I heard there were leeks in the department. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1100 |
He's a bit green, isn't he? |
1.3289 |
0.06321 |
76 |
54 |
19 |
3 |
1101 |
It's part of our green initiative. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1102 |
Stop beating around the bush. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1103 |
Now if you'll all turn to page 2 of your leaflet, we can begin. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1104 |
20 years ago I was an an illegal plant, now I'm president |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1105 |
Who wants to tell Ivy that her attitude has poisoned this whole meeting? |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1106 |
Don't let it see you eating a salad. |
1.3289 |
0.06321 |
76 |
54 |
19 |
3 |
1107 |
I like it. The listening is about the same but it talks a lot less. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1108 |
OK, ladies and gentlemen, here's how it works: I make the oxygen for you, you make the carbon dioxide for me. We're a team! We're Photosynthesis! Any questions? |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1109 |
His speech is rather flowery too. |
1.3289 |
0.06037 |
76 |
53 |
21 |
2 |
1110 |
First we grow the boss, then we grow the company. |
1.3289 |
0.06321 |
76 |
54 |
19 |
3 |
1111 |
Yes, he's a little green, but I think he's just the sort of leader this company needs. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1112 |
The branch office had great things to say about her, but I don't think she'll bear fruit. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1113 |
I've called you all here to be my eyes and ears...and arms and brains. In fact just run it the way you want |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1114 |
I got this job because of roots in the community. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1115 |
Did I hear "There will be growth in the spring!" ? |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1116 |
Finally a meeting that bares fruit. |
1.3289 |
0.06321 |
76 |
54 |
19 |
3 |
1117 |
We think he was sent here from the other company as a plant. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1118 |
Call our plant manager. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1119 |
Unanimously agreed, we need a plant manager. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1120 |
I'll say one thing, he sure has inspired growth! |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1121 |
Transparency is fine, but I'll need indirect sunlight and bottled water too. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1122 |
The merger with Monsanto is now complete. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1123 |
Don't say too much- he might be a plant. |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1124 |
Thank you for switching sides, Gary. I prefer to be near the window. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1125 |
Careful what you say, I suspect there's a plant among us. |
1.3289 |
0.06037 |
76 |
53 |
21 |
2 |
1126 |
First, I'd like to address the rumors that I'm having an inappropriate relationship with the orchid in the reception area. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1127 |
Let me introduce the new Plant Director. |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1128 |
Let's talk growth. |
1.3289 |
0.07583 |
76 |
59 |
9 |
8 |
1129 |
This wasn't what I had in mind when I heard we were meeting the new branch manager today. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1130 |
Ever since the company went green there seems to be a real lack of leadership. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1131 |
This won't be the first time a bush screwed up this company. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1132 |
who put miracle grow on the ashes? |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1133 |
Growth this quarter has been disappointing. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1134 |
We need growth opportunities. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1135 |
The firm wants to branch out. |
1.3289 |
0.06321 |
76 |
54 |
19 |
3 |
1136 |
Be careful what you say . She could be a plant . |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1137 |
That Miracle Grow merger is going to be a top priority in 2017 |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1138 |
Tell me this isn't their idea of an "Ivy League" partner! |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1139 |
Well, we planted a seed. Now what? |
1.3289 |
0.06321 |
76 |
54 |
19 |
3 |
1140 |
Is that the new plant manager? |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1141 |
Perhaps letting the internet choose our new CEO was a mistake. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1142 |
Don't trust him, he's a plant. |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1143 |
I'd like to see more foliage on casual Fridays. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1144 |
Bush replaces Trump at climate talks. |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1145 |
Let's hear from the plant manager next. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1146 |
Is it me, or does it feel like all the air was just sucked out of the room? |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1147 |
Is he saying grow the business or go back to our roots? |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1148 |
Our latest projections call for growth in the spring. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1149 |
Donald Trump's newly formed cabinet learns where oxygen comes from |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1150 |
Looks like we have another Bush leading us! |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1151 |
All in favor of smoking the Chairman... |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1152 |
Obviously, seniority counts more than performance around here. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1153 |
Didn't you ask for a new Plant Manager? |
1.3289 |
0.08032 |
76 |
61 |
5 |
10 |
1154 |
We wanted to see the fiscal plan, not the ficus plant. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1155 |
I think we've found the plant - now where's the mole? |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1156 |
I love working for the power plant. |
1.3289 |
0.06321 |
76 |
54 |
19 |
3 |
1157 |
I knew she dyed her roots. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1158 |
No, YOU tell him he has aphids. |
1.3289 |
0.06593 |
76 |
55 |
17 |
4 |
1159 |
It was this or a woman as President. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1160 |
When you said the CEO was a potted plant, I thought you just meant he was useless. |
1.3289 |
0.07348 |
76 |
58 |
11 |
7 |
1161 |
When the company hired a new 'Plant Manager' I had a somewhat different expectation. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1162 |
We'd like to congratulate you on your growth this quarter. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1163 |
This quarter will be all about organic growth. |
1.3289 |
0.06321 |
76 |
54 |
19 |
3 |
1164 |
We've been had! He was a plant all along. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1165 |
Well, we elected him. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
1166 |
The new plant manager looks a bit green. |
1.3289 |
0.06854 |
76 |
56 |
15 |
5 |
1167 |
We need to start thinking outside the pot. |
1.3247 |
0.05974 |
77 |
54 |
21 |
2 |
1168 |
Now that I have the window office,... |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1169 |
I've decided to move the plant overseas. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1170 |
I think it's called an office plant, not a corporate spy. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1171 |
So further plant closures are off the table? |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1172 |
Our plant expansion plan has been a great success! |
1.3247 |
0.07721 |
77 |
61 |
7 |
9 |
1173 |
We won't see any growth without a rainmaker. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1174 |
We brought you here to talk about your Ficus score. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1175 |
It re-creates the oxygen we suck out of the room. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1176 |
Apparently, it promised to make our company great again. |
1.3247 |
0.07025 |
77 |
58 |
13 |
6 |
1177 |
Which one of you voted for the plant closing? |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1178 |
And to think, all the other women in her family are houseplants. |
1.3247 |
0.07496 |
77 |
60 |
9 |
8 |
1179 |
I'd say the paradigm on the greenhouse effect has shifted. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
1180 |
Let's stop beating around the bush |
1.3247 |
0.06521 |
77 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
1181 |
This new CEO is all about growth. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
1182 |
Ladies and gentlemen... I have reason to believe one of us is a plant. |
1.3200 |
0.07631 |
75 |
59 |
8 |
8 |
1183 |
His father is a money tree |
1.3200 |
0.07631 |
75 |
59 |
8 |
8 |
1184 |
If I "grew where I was planted" I never would have come this far. |
1.3200 |
0.06620 |
75 |
55 |
16 |
4 |
1185 |
I understand I have a nickname. Would anyone here like to share it? |
1.3200 |
0.07391 |
75 |
58 |
10 |
7 |
1186 |
You did say anything but Trump! |
1.3200 |
0.06886 |
75 |
56 |
14 |
5 |
1187 |
I'm replacing all of you with palm trees except for Ferguson. His replacement will be a Spineless Yucca. |
1.3200 |
0.07391 |
75 |
58 |
10 |
7 |
1188 |
As you're new CEO, I'm pleased to announce that we're changing our focus from Artificial Intelligence to mulch and Easter lilies. |
1.3200 |
0.06886 |
75 |
56 |
14 |
5 |
1189 |
So all this time I've been turning carbon dioxide into oxygen...what in the world have you all been doing??! |
1.3200 |
0.07143 |
75 |
57 |
12 |
6 |
1190 |
It's definitely getting taller, but I don't see any money growing on it yet. |
1.3200 |
0.07143 |
75 |
57 |
12 |
6 |
1191 |
I think it's safe to assume we're facing a public relations challenge. |
1.3200 |
0.07391 |
75 |
58 |
10 |
7 |
1192 |
Who's the new Plant Manager? |
1.3200 |
0.06886 |
75 |
56 |
14 |
5 |
1193 |
Now the LSD has taken effect; let's start from scratch with the meeting. |
1.3200 |
0.07391 |
75 |
58 |
10 |
7 |
1194 |
I suppose he thinks he can run for President now too.. |
1.3200 |
0.07391 |
75 |
58 |
10 |
7 |
1195 |
Who's got dirt? |
1.3200 |
0.06620 |
75 |
55 |
16 |
4 |
1196 |
Perennial numbers are looking great guys! |
1.3200 |
0.06886 |
75 |
56 |
14 |
5 |
1197 |
Too bad the old man didn’t have a wife or kids to leave his estate to. |
1.3200 |
0.06620 |
75 |
55 |
16 |
4 |
1198 |
If God could appear as a burning bush, so can I. Who has a lighter? |
1.3200 |
0.06886 |
75 |
56 |
14 |
5 |
1199 |
Isn't anyone going to offer me some water? |
1.3200 |
0.06620 |
75 |
55 |
16 |
4 |
1200 |
Are you sure the electoral college was the best way to choose a leader ? |
1.3200 |
0.07864 |
75 |
60 |
6 |
9 |
1201 |
Our projections show that we will continue to grow. |
1.3200 |
0.06342 |
75 |
54 |
18 |
3 |
1202 |
I hate long meetings. He was a sapling when we sat down. |
1.3200 |
0.06886 |
75 |
56 |
14 |
5 |
1203 |
She's from a different branch. |
1.3200 |
0.06620 |
75 |
55 |
16 |
4 |
1204 |
First off, no more paper! |
1.3200 |
0.07864 |
75 |
60 |
6 |
9 |
1205 |
"Shhh…it could be a plant. |
1.3200 |
0.06051 |
75 |
53 |
20 |
2 |
1206 |
From now on we're going to think inside the pot. |
1.3200 |
0.06342 |
75 |
54 |
18 |
3 |
1207 |
I don't care if the new guy is a transplant from North Carolina, I don't want him in the bathroom when I'm in there. |
1.3200 |
0.07391 |
75 |
58 |
10 |
7 |
1208 |
My roots are deep in this company |
1.3158 |
0.06546 |
76 |
56 |
16 |
4 |
1209 |
As we enter into a new presidential term, we meet to say goodbye to our friend, the environment. |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1210 |
Anybody need some water? |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1211 |
You're ferned! |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1212 |
The chairmanship is an annual position. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1213 |
Cannabis, we want you to head up our west-coast operations |
1.3151 |
0.06130 |
73 |
52 |
19 |
2 |
1214 |
You'll have to use the transplant bathroom. |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1215 |
It's just while he's in the White House. |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1216 |
Talk to me. |
1.3151 |
0.07773 |
73 |
58 |
7 |
8 |
1217 |
Perhaps just take some time to let the idea grow. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1218 |
I think you'll all agree that we've seen tremendous growth this year. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1219 |
I'm so glad I can finally come out of the closet . . . Pot is legal! |
1.3151 |
0.08014 |
73 |
59 |
5 |
9 |
1220 |
I believe someone on this board is a plant. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1221 |
Photosynthesis is the new synergy. |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1222 |
I heard the new CEO was hired to turn over a new leaf. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1223 |
Roger—get me a glass of water. You people are killing me. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1224 |
That's not the Pot we voted for! |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1225 |
It's time we turn over a new leaf. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1226 |
Does this pot make me look fat? |
1.3151 |
0.06130 |
73 |
52 |
19 |
2 |
1227 |
Alright folks, we're going to limit this meeting to 1-2 hours of direct sunlight |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1228 |
So, does this mean we finally have to take climate change seriously? |
1.3151 |
0.07773 |
73 |
58 |
7 |
8 |
1229 |
His effectiveness lies in his ability to photosynthesize. |
1.3151 |
0.06433 |
73 |
53 |
17 |
3 |
1230 |
At the top of our agenda today is the sale of our chainsaw division. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1231 |
Now even our meetings have to be carbon-neutral. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1232 |
It's about the only thing growing in this company. |
1.3151 |
0.06130 |
73 |
52 |
19 |
2 |
1233 |
He's always potted after lunch. |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1234 |
A lot of dirt, but the winner nonetheless. |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1235 |
It didn't take much to make the new CEO happy--water, sunlight and bull sh*t at Board meetings. |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1236 |
A-fern-ative Action |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1237 |
CEOregeno |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1238 |
"I appreciate your perennial loyalty". |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1239 |
The only way the competition could have gotten that kind of information on our next move is if one of you is a plant. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1240 |
This one's much easier to work with, but there will be leaks. |
1.3151 |
0.06130 |
73 |
52 |
19 |
2 |
1241 |
Someone put a little too much fertilizer on this morning. |
1.3151 |
0.06433 |
73 |
53 |
17 |
3 |
1242 |
Thanks to your collective denial of global warming I will be taking over now. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1243 |
Nice to meet you all. Please call me Bud. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1244 |
He's an expert on workplace biodiversity. |
1.3151 |
0.06130 |
73 |
52 |
19 |
2 |
1245 |
The search for diversity is officially over. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1246 |
Can we get you something? Water? |
1.3151 |
0.07267 |
73 |
56 |
11 |
6 |
1247 |
Bob, lovin' the new pot! |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1248 |
I heard he used to be a nut. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1249 |
Oh no, here comes the 'organic growth' speech again. |
1.3151 |
0.07524 |
73 |
57 |
9 |
7 |
1250 |
I suspect everyone got the memo about the new green initiative. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1251 |
Higgens, what are the third quarter numbers on our plant in Michigan? |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1252 |
Our global warming initiative has eliminated the CEO's carbon footprint completely |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1253 |
"Don't irritate him. Irrigate him". |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1254 |
Well... better than artificial intelligence. |
1.3151 |
0.06433 |
73 |
53 |
17 |
3 |
1255 |
Watch what you say. Obviously it's a plant. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1256 |
We brought him in to help with our carbon footprint. |
1.3151 |
0.06130 |
73 |
52 |
19 |
2 |
1257 |
Of course he likes you...you have a green thumb and a brown nose. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1258 |
I see they've decided to promote from within. |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1259 |
This isn't the first time our plant manager tested positive for pot. |
1.3151 |
0.06433 |
73 |
53 |
17 |
3 |
1260 |
Can we assume that you support the legalizatiion of marijuana? |
1.3151 |
0.07000 |
73 |
55 |
13 |
5 |
1261 |
With our new board member, no one can say we are not environmentaly conscious. |
1.3151 |
0.06723 |
73 |
54 |
15 |
4 |
1262 |
I hope it's understood that I'M the only perennial here. |
1.3108 |
0.06918 |
74 |
56 |
13 |
5 |
1263 |
Democrats everywhere started to dream of the good old days of Bush. |
1.3108 |
0.07180 |
74 |
57 |
11 |
6 |
1264 |
The family tree is taking over. |
1.3108 |
0.06062 |
74 |
53 |
19 |
2 |
1265 |
But the upside is, I've never been charged with sexual assault. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1266 |
I'm afraid our plant manager is potted again. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1267 |
After careful consideration, the Producers of The Apprentice have decided to employ a more intelligent host. |
1.3108 |
0.07434 |
74 |
58 |
9 |
7 |
1268 |
Well, surely I'm an improvement over the empty chair who led this company before me. |
1.3108 |
0.06645 |
74 |
55 |
15 |
4 |
1269 |
At the monthly board meeting, it became glaringly obvious that the company had gone to pot. |
1.3067 |
0.06569 |
75 |
56 |
15 |
4 |
1270 |
May I have a glass of water, please? |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1271 |
Let's wrap this up, I've got to pick my seeds up from school. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1272 |
I never do well on these group job interviews. |
1.3056 |
0.05814 |
72 |
51 |
20 |
1 |
1273 |
The stench of fresh fertilizer quickly filled the room with apprehension. |
1.3056 |
0.07568 |
72 |
57 |
8 |
7 |
1274 |
Still not as boring as that HR presentation last week. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1275 |
Sometimes a plant is just a plant. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1276 |
It's a plant from the opposition. |
1.3056 |
0.06141 |
72 |
52 |
18 |
2 |
1277 |
Good thing it's an annual. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1278 |
At their last meeting the board decided to grow the company organically. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1279 |
It's clouding over. Let's wrap this up. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1280 |
He's potted as usual! |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1281 |
I still say the orchid was a more attractive candidate. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1282 |
As the first order of business, show your thumbs. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1283 |
I'm grateful for your support during this time of transition. It was not an easy decision, but the truth is I've never really identified as a conifer. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1284 |
This isn't what I meant by "organic growth". |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1285 |
This is not what we meant when we asked for plant expansion. |
1.3056 |
0.06141 |
72 |
52 |
18 |
2 |
1286 |
He reminds me of that President we had a few years ago. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1287 |
Yes sir, we know Tom is a vegetarian and we already fired him. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1288 |
He says he's all about cost cutting, but he's never willing to close any branches. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1289 |
Apparently this year's strategic plan is all about organic growth |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1290 |
I vote "yes" for more carbon dioxide. How about the rest of you? |
1.3056 |
0.05814 |
72 |
51 |
20 |
1 |
1291 |
I think you can all see we aren't showing enough growth in the third quarter . . . |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1292 |
Who says I'm not GREEN?!?! I'm the GREENEST EVER!! I'm hugely GREEN!! There's no one GREENER than ME!! I'll make America GREEN again, believe me!! And, you are all FIRED. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1293 |
Not another think outside the boxwood meeting. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1294 |
And they said a write-in candidate could never become president. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1295 |
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mary Jane and I am your company’s new stress management consultant. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1296 |
Fourth quarter growth has slowed. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1297 |
Could you explain again why going green is good for the company, Melvin? |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1298 |
What makes you think it’s carnivorous? |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1299 |
This quarter, I am focused on growth and saturation. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1300 |
This one is way too green to become a member of the board. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1301 |
I said we need a rubber stamp, not a rubber plant. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1302 |
A stress management test in action to see who flips out first. |
1.3056 |
0.07568 |
72 |
57 |
8 |
7 |
1303 |
You can suck all the oxygen out of the room. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1304 |
Let's just say she's grown on me. |
1.3056 |
0.07568 |
72 |
57 |
8 |
7 |
1305 |
That's Department of Agriculture, I would guess |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1306 |
It was either me or a woman. |
1.3056 |
0.07822 |
72 |
58 |
6 |
8 |
1307 |
I'm sure most of you are stunned that I was chosen as CEO. Frankly, so am I. But here we are. Hey, somebody get me a drink of water. |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1308 |
No dead wood in this company |
1.3056 |
0.06452 |
72 |
53 |
16 |
3 |
1309 |
We might be taking this green initiative a bit too far. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1310 |
Where's Fern? |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1311 |
And I thought I was potted. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1312 |
When I said "we need a greener CEO", I did not mean it quite so literally. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1313 |
I'm not sure we should be focused on growth until we're more firmly planted sir. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1314 |
It started with a reality tv show. |
1.3056 |
0.07822 |
72 |
58 |
6 |
8 |
1315 |
He's not going anywhere. He's rooted in the business. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1316 |
Wow! 200% growth this quarter! |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1317 |
I have a feeling someone in here is a plant. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1318 |
How about cannabis rex as a new product name? |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1319 |
It all started with gluten free. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1320 |
Greenhouse Effect, as if that's a bad thing. |
1.3056 |
0.07568 |
72 |
57 |
8 |
7 |
1321 |
First I'd like to take a moment to thank my father for his years of service to this company as our table. |
1.3056 |
0.07822 |
72 |
58 |
6 |
8 |
1322 |
I'm still more qualified for CEO than Trump is for President. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1323 |
Photosynthesis, people! This isn't rocket science. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1324 |
Ladies and gentlemen, we'll resume in seven minutes, after our water break. |
1.3056 |
0.07305 |
72 |
56 |
10 |
6 |
1325 |
Good news. Looks like the new plant is doing well. |
1.3056 |
0.07032 |
72 |
55 |
12 |
5 |
1326 |
Jill Stein's first cabinet meeting. |
1.3056 |
0.07568 |
72 |
57 |
8 |
7 |
1327 |
We should never have opened that branch office. |
1.3056 |
0.06141 |
72 |
52 |
18 |
2 |
1328 |
Mr. Morganenthau, who had held the majority of our Class A stock prior to his death, apparently was somewhat whimsical in writing his will. |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1329 |
Is it my understanding, you want us to deck the halls with boughs of holly? |
1.3056 |
0.06748 |
72 |
54 |
14 |
4 |
1330 |
I have a feeling we will have to nip this problem in the bud. |
1.3014 |
0.06668 |
73 |
55 |
14 |
4 |
1331 |
After 15 years, the board finally found a CEO in favor of anti-pollution laws. |
1.3014 |
0.06948 |
73 |
56 |
12 |
5 |
1332 |
Rumor has it he gave our previous CEO a fungus. |
1.3014 |
0.07216 |
73 |
57 |
10 |
6 |
1333 |
We need a little bit more biodiversity in this office. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1334 |
Our poison pill didn't discourage the takeover so we're gonna try a poison oak. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1335 |
At least it's a step from Trump. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1336 |
Is it cynical to think that his choice for Secretary of Global Warming may just be a token? |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1337 |
From now on, the corporate office will answer to the plant. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1338 |
Be careful what you say. It might be a plant. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1339 |
It's come to the point where even I think we're better off with President Bush. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1340 |
Oh no, get ready for his latest discussion on climate change. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1341 |
Sorry Sir, no one on this board understands photosynthesis! |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1342 |
Back when the company was falling apart, he alone was deciduous enough to save it. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1343 |
Be careful what you say I think there could be a plant. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1344 |
I heard he's rootless. |
1.2958 |
0.07871 |
71 |
58 |
5 |
8 |
1345 |
I can't believe our CEO was supplanted. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1346 |
He looks thirsty |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1347 |
Are we all potted or did I just see that leaf talk? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1348 |
No, this is not an environmental take-over; I'm just as plastic as you. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1349 |
Now lets hear the media say we are not serious about our green agenda |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1350 |
Cancel the salad lunch. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1351 |
Here comes another lecture about organic growth. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1352 |
His top priority is going paperless. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1353 |
Does the new plant manager seems green? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1354 |
We get it, you're vegan. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1355 |
Sadly, he's a perennial. |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1356 |
He doesn't have much experience, but his potential for growth is amazing... |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1357 |
What happened to the horse's ass? |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1358 |
I didn't realize we had literally elected a potted plant. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1359 |
To start, let's congratulate ourselves on adoption of the new radical diversity policy. |
1.2958 |
0.07611 |
71 |
57 |
7 |
7 |
1360 |
You are to use me for medicinal purposes only. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1361 |
As of today there will be no vegetarian options in the cafeteria. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1362 |
You'll get used to it. In my last panel, the CEO was a goldfish. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1363 |
Unlike my predecessor, I'm not a fern, so there are going to be some major changes. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1364 |
I'm still shocked we voted him in. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1365 |
I'm afraid Seymour will not be joining us today... |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1366 |
In his dream, Fred was Chairman of the Board. But when he awoke, he was still a potted plant. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1367 |
Organic, sustainable, local, plus it screams diversity of our board! |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1368 |
…and there's no truth to the rumor that I'm a plant from corporate HQ. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1369 |
Donald couldn't make it so we found something similar. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1370 |
I know some of you were passed over for the position of Plant Manager. I assure you, I am uniquely qualified. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1371 |
He seems taller since the last board meeting. Maybe photosynthesis is real. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1372 |
A show of hands, please, from those of you who have read The Secret Life of Plants. |
1.2958 |
0.07611 |
71 |
57 |
7 |
7 |
1373 |
All in favor of photosynthesis...say aye. |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1374 |
Looks like the boss is potted again. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1375 |
Congratulate me. I'm legal now. |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1376 |
he didn't just say "leaf it to me" did he? |
1.2958 |
0.07062 |
71 |
55 |
11 |
5 |
1377 |
The decision we need today is should we shut down the plant. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1378 |
Our CEO is a GMO. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1379 |
Next on the agenda is the low level of carbon dioxide in the office |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1380 |
He's growing into the job. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
1381 |
None of that "Mr. Settia" formality. In this room, you can call me Poin. |
1.2958 |
0.07342 |
71 |
56 |
9 |
6 |
1382 |
First, I am really tired of you all sucking the air out the room. |
1.2958 |
0.07871 |
71 |
58 |
5 |
8 |
1383 |
So I'm going to buy the farm. Best of luck to you all. |
1.2958 |
0.06771 |
71 |
54 |
13 |
4 |
1384 |
Well this company went to pot fast! |
1.2958 |
0.06149 |
71 |
52 |
17 |
2 |
1385 |
How did our competitor put a plant this high up in the company? |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1386 |
But we already cut all the low hanging fruit. |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1387 |
This company needs to get back to its roots. |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
1388 |
Let's not discuss our proprietary business here. I think there might be a plant in the room. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1389 |
When are we going to tell him that he wasn't picked to be the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree? |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1390 |
Can I get you some water before we start the interview? |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1391 |
Do you think he'll mind if I leave early? |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
1392 |
No, no, keep feeding me crap! |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1393 |
I hear he likes classical music. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1394 |
So, it's ten to one we transplant the basil. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1395 |
Is no one going to offer me a cup of water? |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1396 |
As my first order as acting president, we are going completely green. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1397 |
Robert? |
1.2857 |
0.07653 |
70 |
57 |
6 |
7 |
1398 |
Looks like it's a Russian plant |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1399 |
I don't care if he is a plant. He's the best CEO we've ever had. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1400 |
When we go to lunch, best not to order a salad. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1401 |
You have to hand it to Chairman Smith. He said, 'Plant my ashes when I die and I'll be back.' |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1402 |
I'm not sick, I'm deciduous. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1403 |
Don't let the graft fool you--he lost his top leaves years ago. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1404 |
Maybe we should have voted for Hillary. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1405 |
This is one Bush I can work with. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1406 |
I told you that this company was going to pot. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1407 |
Like you, our company has many branches............ |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1408 |
The election changed everything |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1409 |
It's about all those plants we've been closing. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1410 |
Whoops, it looks like the boss soiled himself again. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1411 |
He said he was taking the company green! |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1412 |
When the board voted to go green I'll bet you didn't expect this. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1413 |
No worries. I'm just "medicinal" |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1414 |
Let's go over our growth plan. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1415 |
This may be taking 'diversity' too far. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1416 |
Our new CEO doesn't have one bloomin' idea. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1417 |
Here comes the 'more water, more sunshine' speech. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1418 |
I'm glad we finally have someone with roots in this company. |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
1419 |
This branch is underperforming. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1420 |
So, which one of you banned Miracle Grow on the company drug test list? |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1421 |
You told me to find a diversity hire that wouldn't upset the rest of the Board. |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1422 |
Let me be the first one to say that your leaves look particularly shiny today, Sir. |
1.2857 |
0.07653 |
70 |
57 |
6 |
7 |
1423 |
Somebody get me a glass of water. |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1424 |
His bark is worse than his bite. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1425 |
This wasn't what I had in mind when they said we needed organic growth. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1426 |
I know what you're all thinking and no, I'm not THAT Robert Plant. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1427 |
I'm turning over a new leaf. |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
1428 |
I've gathered you all here to dispel any rumors of the plant closing. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1429 |
The Green Party has taken over. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1430 |
When they said "a Bush" was taking over, this not what I had in mind. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1431 |
There's definitely some room for growth here. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1432 |
Careful what you say around this guy, I hear he's a plant. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1433 |
I've never seen him wilt like that. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1434 |
Donald can't be with us today. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1435 |
The Board thinks he'll be a breath of fresh air. |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
1436 |
Can we get you a glass of water? |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1437 |
Next I have people coming in for a photosynthesis op. |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1438 |
I know many of you think I'm a secret agent but I'm just a plant! |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1439 |
Lettuce begin, shall we? |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1440 |
The consultants said this company could be run by a potted plant. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1441 |
Not much of a personality but a leader in his field. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1442 |
Next on the agenda: Paid Family Leaf |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1443 |
I called the meeting for two reasons. Reincarnation is possible and I'm going to need watering. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1444 |
Management wasn't kidding when they put out that memo about going green. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1445 |
Let's put this hosta takeover behind us. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1446 |
Harold, you son of a beech. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1447 |
This isn't what I pictured when I heard we were 'going green.' |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1448 |
Board diversity I get, but biodiversity? |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1449 |
You are right, our CEO does have the IQ of a house plant. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1450 |
Our new CEO is growing on me. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1451 |
I doubt he's ever gonna make a motion.... |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
1452 |
That little GMO experiment may have backfired. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1453 |
Did our CEO last say he was leaving or leafing? |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1454 |
All in favor of legalized pot, say aye. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1455 |
I want you all to know I'm resigning as CEO to become the nominee of the Green Party. |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1456 |
Our start-up has advanced past the seed funding stage. |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
1457 |
I think he's trying to ficus. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1458 |
I just want to say one word to you: "fertilizer". |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1459 |
Isn't he supposed to be at the perennial general meeting? |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1460 |
MAKE THE SOIL GREAT AGAIN! |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1461 |
I've been asked to serve in Trump's cabinet. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1462 |
As the first trans plant CEO, we have made history by shattering the grass ceiling. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1463 |
I knew becoming a strict vegan wasn't a good idea for him. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1464 |
Makes sense to me. A plant running a plant. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1465 |
The key to growing this company is switching to solar panels. Trust me. |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1466 |
'The Little Board Meeting of Horrors' |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1467 |
All those in favor my new watering schedule, please say aye. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1468 |
I think the Chair wants us to branch out |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1469 |
Whose turn is it to water him? |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1470 |
With water and sunlight, there's nothing we can't do. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1471 |
As usual, Mr. Evergreen will open and close the meeting with a silent prayer. |
1.2857 |
0.07653 |
70 |
57 |
6 |
7 |
1472 |
Did we merge with Monsanto? |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1473 |
After eight hours of deliberations, Ned volunteered to take home the president, keep him away from direct sunlight and keep the soil slightly moist. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1474 |
I don't understand why they refuse to hire a perennial. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1475 |
I'm sure you're all surprised that I was elected president. |
1.2857 |
0.07653 |
70 |
57 |
6 |
7 |
1476 |
I know it's weird, but the new chairman sort of grows on you. |
1.2857 |
0.05807 |
70 |
51 |
18 |
1 |
1477 |
Watch what you say. It may be a plant. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1478 |
We've entered a period of slow growth. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1479 |
I think the company is taking this whole 'green initiative' a bit far. |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1480 |
The Board thought we needed more biodiversity. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1481 |
We're falling into the red now, but if we can make it to the spring, we'll be back in the green. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1482 |
The smart strategy is to diversify our hedge funds. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1483 |
Twenty years ago today I started working here as a wall flower. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1484 |
I'm here because Lisa was sucking all the oxygen out of these meetings. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1485 |
Still makes a better president than Donald Trump |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1486 |
I don't know if it was the board or some other company behind this, but I have strong suspicions that one of us is a plant. |
1.2857 |
0.07653 |
70 |
57 |
6 |
7 |
1487 |
He's growing into the job. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1488 |
I notice only Miller and Harrison thought to water me. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1489 |
Please tell me I don't have salad stuck in my teeth. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1490 |
I see tremendous growth potential. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1491 |
First up on today's agenda, who's going to water me. |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1492 |
It looks like the Chairman took that seed money we approved last quarter quite literally. |
1.2857 |
0.07091 |
70 |
55 |
10 |
5 |
1493 |
The board agrees that because of rapid growth it's time to re-pot the CEO. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1494 |
At least it will be better to have a climber instead of a groper. |
1.2857 |
0.06153 |
70 |
52 |
16 |
2 |
1495 |
Big deal! I remember when he was just a shrub |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1496 |
What date should we choose for "bring your seedling to work" day? |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1497 |
As we feared, there's a plant in the board room. |
1.2857 |
0.06793 |
70 |
54 |
12 |
4 |
1498 |
Is somebody going to say something? |
1.2857 |
0.06481 |
70 |
53 |
14 |
3 |
1499 |
Could someone please get us some water. |
1.2857 |
0.07377 |
70 |
56 |
8 |
6 |
1500 |
OK, meeting over. Let's get potted. |
1.2817 |
0.07284 |
71 |
57 |
8 |
6 |
1501 |
Read my leaves. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
1502 |
Our grassroots campaign is getting an upgrade. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1503 |
Are there any objections to our new indirect sunlight conference room? |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
1504 |
lets welcome our new plant manager |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
1505 |
It doesn't matter that I didn't win the popular vote. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1506 |
All those in favor of opening another branch say "aye." |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1507 |
Believe me, we will make America bloom again. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1508 |
We're concerned we might be overplaying our position in the "Green" economy. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1509 |
You can't see the forest for the CEO's. |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1510 |
And each of you will have to turn over a new leaf, so to speak |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1511 |
I hope one day I will not be the token plant manager. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1512 |
The good news is we are now the leading manufacture of paper. The bad news is my whole family has been wiped out. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1513 |
He would like us to just call him Robert. |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1514 |
He started out as a summer acorn. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1515 |
Looks like we're going green. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1516 |
Of course, we're all sorry to hear you're leaving. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1517 |
He talks about STEM, then leaves. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1518 |
He was a bit of a wallflower in high school. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1519 |
Once proposition 64 passes, we should all get acquainted with our new source of revenue. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1520 |
"I hear he came up with a way to turn plain old water and sunlight into food. This is going to change everything. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1521 |
My bark is really worse than my bite |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1522 |
I wouldn't trust her. She could be a plant from one of our competitors. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1523 |
Our aim should be to grow this company organically. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1524 |
He referred to my report as a leaflet. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1525 |
It's part of our new Green Initiative |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1526 |
I think it's time we start questioning the horticulture of this office. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1527 |
Ultimately, the new head of the spy agency turned out to be, indeed, a plant. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1528 |
We've called this special meeting to discuss conditions at the plant. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1529 |
The next move is a paperless office. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1530 |
It's weird being on the board of a power plant. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1531 |
Can we trust him? What if he's a plant? |
1.2794 |
0.07796 |
68 |
56 |
5 |
7 |
1532 |
I told you we needed more than seed capital. |
1.2794 |
0.05869 |
68 |
50 |
17 |
1 |
1533 |
The new branch manager is an off shoot from the hedge funds Dept I hear. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1534 |
He's still only President-Elect, come January we'll plant him in the Rose Garden |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1535 |
Hey! Where's MY water? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1536 |
And now the good news: Arbor Day will be a day off for the staff next year. |
1.2794 |
0.05869 |
68 |
50 |
17 |
1 |
1537 |
The vote was 10 to 1. Today's lunch would be catered by Saul's Deli rather than by indirect sunlight. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1538 |
I am looking forward to growing roots here. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1539 |
I'm not taking questions about that. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1540 |
First let me say that it's an honor to join the team as your plant manager. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1541 |
This should shut the environmentalists up. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1542 |
Yes, it's time to turn over a new leaf. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1543 |
We're turning over a new leaf. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1544 |
Well, it's better than a PowerPoint. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1545 |
What are your plans for growth this year? |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1546 |
Once upon a time, I was a wall flower. Now I'm the CEO! |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1547 |
I'd like to start with environmental policies. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1548 |
I thought we were all bringing pot. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1549 |
Do any of you know how to roll it? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1550 |
Ever notice that the chairman always finds the sunny side of things? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1551 |
I'm sure the chair speaks for all of us. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1552 |
I've called you here to discuss our leave policy. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1553 |
I'm sure you are wondering why I called this meeting. |
1.2794 |
0.08073 |
68 |
57 |
3 |
8 |
1554 |
Looks like the boss is going to seed. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1555 |
So, we did get rid of the deadwood. |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1556 |
We've got to attract more seed money. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1557 |
Somebody said a potted plant could do a better job than the boss. They may be right, we're all paying attention today. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1558 |
We're not leaving til I find out which one of called me a perennial |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1559 |
I'm pleased to report that our organic growth initiatives have been successful |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1560 |
Sure, we've made strides, but where's the bio-diversity?" |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1561 |
He's going green. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1562 |
The board has decided to expand the plant. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1563 |
We asked for childcare that's free. Not a white chair and a tree. |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1564 |
I say let the pruning begin. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1565 |
I'm told he's the new branch president . |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1566 |
Truly a natural leader. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1567 |
I'm announcing my bid for the 2020 Republican nomination. |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1568 |
This company has an important legacy. The table you are sitting around was once a piece of my father. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1569 |
Be careful. He has spies everywhere. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1570 |
He was a late bloomer |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1571 |
Who assumed I didn't want a hard copy of the agenda? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1572 |
He's really taking this "going green" thing seriously. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1573 |
'I meant we should buy a construction plant.' |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1574 |
Great, the Board of Directors brought in another green CEO. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1575 |
I heard he was elected the nominee of the Green Party. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1576 |
This is the guy behind the next Apple. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1577 |
If you don't mind. Let's start with a little water. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1578 |
All in favor of a hosta take-over, say "aye". |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1579 |
Before we get started, it is important we all stay hydrated. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1580 |
The introduction of the new CEO literally sucked the oxygen out of the room. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1581 |
|
1.2794 |
0.07796 |
68 |
56 |
5 |
7 |
1582 |
He always said he wanted to be planted there forever |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1583 |
Screw HR, fire all the vegetarians. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1584 |
This is what happens when you don't vote. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1585 |
We voted to go green, but this is ridiculous! |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1586 |
Thank you for coming. So, I'm thinking of running in 2020... |
1.2794 |
0.07796 |
68 |
56 |
5 |
7 |
1587 |
We're in trouble. The new CEO is waaay too green. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1588 |
Relax. We're not the first failing bank to announce the opening of a new branch. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1589 |
He insists he's not a plant from outside. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1590 |
Wow, we really ARE easily replaceable. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1591 |
Since he took over, there's certainly been a lot of emphasis on growth. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1592 |
I need not remind anyone in this room how crucial this fourth quarter is. I'm going to need each and every one of you exhaling all the CO2 you can. |
1.2794 |
0.05869 |
68 |
50 |
17 |
1 |
1593 |
Plants create jobs, people. We need to build more plants. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1594 |
A victim to the greenhouse glass ceiling, Kate watches as yet another of her office plants is promoted over her. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1595 |
I've always heard a potted plant could be president...I guess we are about to find out. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1596 |
Our company prides itself on its diversity. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1597 |
Sir, the board has arranged for Security to water you over the holiday weekend. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1598 |
I told you we were going green. |
1.2794 |
0.05869 |
68 |
50 |
17 |
1 |
1599 |
Where's the Plant Manager? |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1600 |
Secretary of Agriculture. Well, Trump did say he wanted to shake up Washington. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1601 |
Let's hope he grows in the job. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1602 |
Mr. Trump will be back in four years! |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1603 |
Don't worry, I hear He's an Industrial plant! |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1604 |
I told you the new boss would be a plant from headquarters. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1605 |
I think the new boss is a plant. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1606 |
I read his self-evaluation last night -- you'd think he was a tree! |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1607 |
Be careful what you say. It might be a plant. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1608 |
We haven't had any harassment issues, and the oxygen is a plus. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1609 |
Let's all give a warm welcome to our new plant manager. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1610 |
Bush Cabinet |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1611 |
Is it rude to water him? |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1612 |
I see they are taking an organic approach to leadership. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1613 |
I thought 'fern' was just a nickname. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1614 |
I realize some of you think I'm too green to lead this company. |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1615 |
We’re branching out into stem cell research. |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1616 |
No, I'm Phil. My sister is Rhoda. |
1.2794 |
0.07509 |
68 |
55 |
7 |
6 |
1617 |
Careful what you say. There is a plant on the board. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1618 |
So far, he's the best CEO this company has ever had. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1619 |
We didn't get to where we are today without you guys getting you're hands dirty. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1620 |
I've been transferred to a branch office. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1621 |
It is great to see someone break through the grass ceiling. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1622 |
If Trump can be president, I can be your CEO. |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1623 |
Ever since he became President he's been sending this fern in his place. |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1624 |
Does the Chairman look pot bound to you? |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1625 |
Now to talk about growth in our branch office... |
1.2794 |
0.06574 |
68 |
52 |
13 |
3 |
1626 |
He's really grown with the company. |
1.2794 |
0.05869 |
68 |
50 |
17 |
1 |
1627 |
The Green Party examines why it only managed 2 percent of the popular vote |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1628 |
Welcome to the Cannabis, Inc think tank. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1629 |
He always did like a little pot! |
1.2794 |
0.07211 |
68 |
54 |
9 |
5 |
1630 |
Fern's going to report on the new plant manager. |
1.2794 |
0.06900 |
68 |
53 |
11 |
4 |
1631 |
Are we going to talk about STEM education again? |
1.2794 |
0.06231 |
68 |
51 |
15 |
2 |
1632 |
Well it has always been my ambition to join a law firm like Ficus, Philodendron & Fushia |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
1633 |
I've leafed through all of your recommendations; however, none of them address the roots of the problem. |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1634 |
It's time for us to go dormant until the spring quarter |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1635 |
His opinions will grow on you. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1636 |
We don't need to whisper, I don't think it can hear us. |
1.2714 |
0.06725 |
70 |
55 |
11 |
4 |
1637 |
First time running the meeting without the plant supervisor. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1638 |
Why did the drinking fountain step down? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1639 |
Uproot yourselves, and think outside of the pot. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1640 |
The day marijuana became legal in New York . |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1641 |
The new chair of the Climate Change Committee was rumored to have real roots in phytology. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1642 |
I don't think this is what he meant by "invest in a rubber plant". |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1643 |
The complaint has been duly noted: the seat at the head of the table should be assigned by seniority rather than who requires direct sunlight. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1644 |
He's got the sunniest office in the building. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1645 |
soooo... who again voted for the green candidate? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1646 |
Maybe he's going a little overboard with this "blind trust" thing. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1647 |
As your new CEO, my first change is to eliminate the cafeteria salad bar. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1648 |
Keep talking. Apparently they like it. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1649 |
Finally something that's alive around here. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1650 |
They suspected a plant in the office. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1651 |
I always thought the potted plant references were metaphorical. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1652 |
I've heard of a power plant, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1653 |
I think he's really grown in this position. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1654 |
Our competition has put a plant in this boardroom and no one leaves until we find out who it is. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1655 |
This seems like a pretty small step towards becoming carbon neutral. |
1.2687 |
0.05456 |
67 |
49 |
18 |
0 |
1656 |
He's all that's left of the Green Party. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1657 |
The first meeting of The Ficus Focus Group. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1658 |
The society pages say he's a climber. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1659 |
How about we make like a tree and leave? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1660 |
His mother was a pistil. He's a son of a gun. |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1661 |
"THAT'S" the Supreme Court nominee? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1662 |
Be careful what you say. Looks like a plant. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1663 |
It is time to turn over a new leaf. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1664 |
They can't fool me; it's a plant. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1665 |
I think he's a plant from our competition. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1666 |
Sorry I'm late everyone, I was getting a bucket of water. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1667 |
I think it's time we turned over a new leaf. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1668 |
The Board has decided to "Go Green" and we've started with the CEO! |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1669 |
Are you guys feeding me horse manure? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1670 |
I think we may have taken this green initiative a step too far... |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1671 |
I thought it said 'focus group' too. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1672 |
It has come to my attention that this board is in need of some pruning. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1673 |
One more thing, let's keep the Watering Can gossip to a minimum. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1674 |
Evidently the presidency is going to pot |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1675 |
I thought we agreed to stop watering it? |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1676 |
I'm just going to sit here until one of you gals brings me a cup of water, |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1677 |
As a vegan she always said "You are what you eat" |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1678 |
I've been saying this organisation needed a decision tree |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1679 |
With all due respect, I don't think light and water are gonna grow this company |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1680 |
Maybe he meant make America green again? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1681 |
A show of hands for those in favor of a window box... |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1682 |
He used to be the CEO of House and Garden. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1683 |
So this is what he meant by going green. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1684 |
Careful what you say -- it's a plant. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1685 |
I hear he gets about 200 times the fertilizer as the Philodendron downstairs. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1686 |
Mr. Green is not a dynamic speaker, but I find his presence very relaxing. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1687 |
You said the company has plants in every department, but this is ridiculous! |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1688 |
Can I copy your notes after the meeting? I'm having trouble hearing what Fern is saying. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1689 |
Your former Chair was about to suck all the oxygen from the room... |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1690 |
"Welcome to the biennial meeting". |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1691 |
I'm pleased to announce that we have secured our first round of seed funding. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1692 |
Our profit margin isn't the only thing that's wilting. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1693 |
These green initiatives are getting out of hand. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1694 |
He's taken 'going vegan' to a whole new level. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1695 |
At least he can't run for President, he's English Ivy |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1696 |
He's less prickly than the cactus, but still has serious intellectual limitations. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1697 |
How much do you want to bet he uses the, 'if a tree falls in the forest' line again? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1698 |
Be careful what you say, there's a plant in the room. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1699 |
When they said they wanted to grow the company, I thought it was a metaphor. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1700 |
As the board saw fit to compete head on with hedge funds... |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1701 |
As predicted the board chairman was a plant all along, but for whom? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1702 |
Okay, then. Let's roll up our leaves and get to work. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1703 |
I enjoy board meetings more since the Old Man started using pot. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1704 |
Careful what you say about the merger - that's an FTC plant. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1705 |
Now that the former director has been supplanted... |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1706 |
From what we've all heard, the competition has a lot of dirt on you. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1707 |
Suspicion grew that one of them was a plant. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1708 |
You are all about to discover that I am more than just a potted plant. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1709 |
The board eventually discovered the competition's plant in their midst. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1710 |
I'm deciduous by nature, so please feel free to remove your coats. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1711 |
Is it me, or is Fern looking under the weather? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1712 |
We will build a wall, a magnificient tall wall, and the deer will pay for it. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1713 |
Allow me to clear up a few things before we get down to business. First, I've never met Moses and though, there is a resemblance, I am not that 'burning bush.' |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1714 |
He is serious about going green! |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1715 |
I like him better than the last guy. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1716 |
I know the board said they picked a perennial as president, but I'm telling you, he's a fall guy. |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1717 |
Our competitors have planted a traitor on this board. Nobody leaves this room until we figure out which one is the plant. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1718 |
I've gone to pot. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1719 |
More water and less dogs, that's what we need. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1720 |
I called this meeting to let you know we're going green. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1721 |
Looks like the boss is turning over a new leaf. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1722 |
The repotting will affect some more than others. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1723 |
I'd like to thank all you who came today: Bud, Rose, Iris, Violet and all the rest. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1724 |
I always suspected a plant in the executive suite. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1725 |
I assure you the plant is not closing. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1726 |
I still think we should move it to Mexico. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1727 |
I can’t tell you how wrong it is that some of you think that I suck out all the oxygen from a room. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1728 |
I am finally legal thanks to the committee. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1729 |
These diversity quotas are getting a little out of hand |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1730 |
Does this mean no Christmas tree. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1731 |
The dead wood is finally gone. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1732 |
Time to prune? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1733 |
I really want us to grow... |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1734 |
I want to announce that our company has gone green. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1735 |
He's got it all now - sunlight, water and the big chair. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1736 |
You're probably wondering why I called this meeting. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1737 |
How many 'groundbreaking' ideas can he have? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1738 |
As your new CEO, I intend to grow into the job. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1739 |
Who forgot the water? |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1740 |
Thank you all for your support for bio-diversity. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1741 |
With other states passing legalization laws, Colorado felt it had to up the ante... |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1742 |
I'm here to speak to you about plant operations.. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1743 |
I'm thinking if we move her seat closer to the light she'll grow into the job. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1744 |
What's your opinion on global warming? |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1745 |
Something tells me the new boss is a plant... |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1746 |
Whose bright idea was it to put a Mr Greentree's name on the stockholders ballot for Chairman ? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1747 |
It was the senior poinsettia in the Trump Tower lobby. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1748 |
So we are in agreement that it's time to open a new branch office? |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1749 |
Oh no, another bathroom policy issue... |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1750 |
Well, at least our new leader is a color found in nature. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1751 |
I've always suspected we had a plant on our board. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1752 |
I heard we were going green |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1753 |
I can't believe you're all so stunned by this revelation. I suspected he was a plant from day one. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1754 |
Watch what you say. That's a company plant. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1755 |
You may be questioning whether I'm qualified to be here. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1756 |
They said he had a stroke and was a vegetable, but we never expected THIS! |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1757 |
So, this is our new growth model? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1758 |
Welcome to the law fern. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1759 |
As all of you can imagine, it's pretty important I go south for the winter. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1760 |
Bonsai is hurtful. We prefer to be called little trees. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1761 |
C'mon people, it doesn't take a genus. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1762 |
It just wants all the dirt. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1763 |
The chairman seems to grow on us |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1764 |
As your new chairman I intend to take a more organic approach to how our plants operate. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1765 |
Ohhhh.....this is a coniference call. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1766 |
Actually, we think you're exceptionally qualified. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1767 |
Another boring plant update. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1768 |
My father founded this firm. In fact his trunk is our conference table. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1769 |
Before we begin, could I get a glass of water too? |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1770 |
The question has been called. Who will water the chairperson? |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1771 |
So do we smoke it or salute it? |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1772 |
At least we don't work for an animal or a mineral. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1773 |
Next Agenda Item: The Greenhouse Effect. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1774 |
Someone said he came from Amazon! |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1775 |
The board wanted a CEO with strong roots in the company |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1776 |
our CEO is such a pothead |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1777 |
Good morning. Let me introduce myself. I'm the new Plant Manager. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1778 |
I'm living proof you can still work your way up from the mailroom. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1779 |
Okay, Okay. We get it, going "Green" is in. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1780 |
Well, it looks like the boss is potted again. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1781 |
I didn't know the Bushes had another child. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1782 |
Just lay on the fertilizer and I'm sure he'll grow to appreciate you. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1783 |
We have to start thinking green. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1784 |
What a breath of fresh air! I just love how he's a real outsider. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1785 |
We hope he leaves soon. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1786 |
I don't know, he seems a little green. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1787 |
We're expecting record growth this year |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1788 |
...and maybe Trump will be effective as president |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1789 |
I wanted people who are ruthless, not rootless. |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1790 |
We've voted you out. You never really were one of us. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1791 |
Okay. Who's the mole? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1792 |
She's an expert on green energy. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1793 |
We promised our investors a new chairman and new plant. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1794 |
" I didn't ask for this reincarnation." "What's on the agenda"? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1795 |
Don't divulge any company secrets -- I suspect the new CEO is a plant. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1796 |
Don't look surprised. I have deep roots going back long before any of you. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1797 |
Our new CEO is committed to green initiatives.... |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1798 |
I prefer it to Trump. |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1799 |
I propose we invest in shrubbery as a hedge against inflation. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1800 |
I call our perennial board meeting to order. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1801 |
Maybe he needs to be repotted. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1802 |
Our company will continue to promote diversity. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1803 |
I believe there is a real opportunity for growth here. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1804 |
Good grief! Another vegetarian. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1805 |
Hello, my name is Fern, I'll be moderating today. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1806 |
We they said the new CEO was a bush, I expected Jeb. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1807 |
We've finally gone green. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1808 |
Having come up through agri products, I'd like to share some wisdom... |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1809 |
He hasn't shown us much so far, but we expect him to really bloom in the Spring. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1810 |
President Bush. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1811 |
With fronds like those, who needs enemies. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1812 |
Yes, we are now sorry you didn't run. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1813 |
Proof positive a potted plant can run this place. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1814 |
Hedge funds are old news, welcome to the future...Geranium funds! |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1815 |
And what would be so bad about running this company into the ground? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1816 |
I've heard about this guy. Apparently everywhere he goes, he just concentrates on growth and leaves. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1817 |
Motion carried! We get raises. Our CEO gets a bigger pot." |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1818 |
I think it's about time for the Board to turn over a new leaf. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1819 |
I don't know how Hillary lost this chairmanship vote either. The polls had her ahead by 10%. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1820 |
Team, our numbers this quarter are so bad I soiled myself. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1821 |
I think the new management's message is pretty clear - they're planning to ficus. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1822 |
I guess they're right, going green starts at the top. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1823 |
The potted plant is only here to break tie votes. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1824 |
I heard he was trying to improve worldwide plant productivity. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1825 |
He seems a little too, ehm, green to be CEO. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1826 |
Not my first choice either, but the other plant was temperamentally unfit to be chairman. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1827 |
Team, I'm not sure it makes sense to move the plant to Mexico anymore given the recent election results. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1828 |
Jack says the future is in beanstalks. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1829 |
She built this company from the ground up. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1830 |
When our last CEO said he'd leave a green plant as his legacy, I thought he meant the factory! |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1831 |
Our CEO seems to be a bit potted. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1832 |
Watch what you say. It might be a plant. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1833 |
It's our new biodiversity hiring policy |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1834 |
Maybe they've taken affirmative action too far. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1835 |
The new GM could be here for awhile. He looks like a perenial. |
1.2647 |
0.06151 |
68 |
52 |
14 |
2 |
1836 |
Well, we've tried every other growth strategy. |
1.2647 |
0.07141 |
68 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
1837 |
And for all you conspiracy theorists, I am, indeed, a plant. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1838 |
We told him to be careful of that vegan diet. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1839 |
Just to be clear, I'm using the term "pruning" in a metaphorical sense. |
1.2647 |
0.06498 |
68 |
53 |
12 |
3 |
1840 |
Remember, he likes his coffee with extra grounds. |
1.2647 |
0.06827 |
68 |
54 |
10 |
4 |
1841 |
I heard the new chief was a plant from the competition, but I had no idea... |
1.2609 |
0.06738 |
69 |
55 |
10 |
4 |
1842 |
The buzz is she's a plant. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1843 |
Meet the new moss, same as the ole moss. |
1.2576 |
0.07877 |
66 |
56 |
3 |
7 |
1844 |
This 'diversity initiative' is getting silly. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1845 |
If he asks, you're a pescatarian. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1846 |
I started out as a green shoot in accounting. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1847 |
Seems like he met at least one growth target. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1848 |
I expect you each to blossom at some point this next year. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1849 |
Please welcome Fern, our new branch manager. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1850 |
I firmly believe that 'going green' is more than just a fad. I'm committed. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1851 |
I like the division's new emphasis on growth |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1852 |
If it starts singing 'Feed Me, Seymour,' I am out of here. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1853 |
Plant Manager assumes CEO role. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1854 |
WITH DIVERSITY AS OUR GOAL, WE WANT TO WELCOME EUPHORBIA PULCHERRIMA TO OUR COMPANY. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1855 |
I expect your full support as we branch out and seed new territory. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1856 |
Which one of you didn't water me last week? |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1857 |
Don't worry, I have control of the watering can |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1858 |
Well, we always knew he was potted. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1859 |
The Medical Marijuana Dispensary's hydroponic sample was a big hit at the Board Meeting. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1860 |
Don't order any vegetarian dish at lunch |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1861 |
the potted plant most definitely does NOT have the floor |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1862 |
Let's all welcome the newest member of our biodiversity initiative! |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1863 |
Successful and smooth transition, Mr. President. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1864 |
I'm sorry to report that our long-term growth this quarter has been slow. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1865 |
My only concern is that our new CEO is organic, non-GMO, and free trade. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1866 |
You can never tell if she likes the idea. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1867 |
...it's his proxy |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1868 |
His awkward silences can really suck the carbon dioxide out of a room. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1869 |
Potty break |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1870 |
Trump won ! No way we are moving this plant to Mexico. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1871 |
I know we're trying to go green, but seriously!? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1872 |
What's stomata? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1873 |
For once, we actually started on thyme. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1874 |
They reckon he'll be our candidate in 2020 |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1875 |
I thought we had at least agreed on no more Bushes. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1876 |
The motion to eliminate all paper use in our company passed unanimously. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1877 |
Just call me Flora. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1878 |
Ladies and gentlemen, I've seen the light. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1879 |
Just look. It thinks this board is going to fall for the whole ‘I’m a late bloomer’ line again. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1880 |
When they said our new boss was a spy, I wasn't expecting a plant. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1881 |
How's it growing boss? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1882 |
We could do worse. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1883 |
Well, Mary Jane, as part of the interview process we like to ask our candidates..where do you see yourself in five years? |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1884 |
Well, this really shatters the glasshouse ceiling. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1885 |
You wouldn't think that the Chairman would have to save his seat. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1886 |
It grows on you. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1887 |
On no, I recognize the new boss; my notepad is his father... |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1888 |
All those in favor, show a green thumbs up. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1889 |
I'm Virginia Creeper. I've taken over from Poison Ivy |
1.2576 |
0.05424 |
66 |
49 |
17 |
0 |
1890 |
Oh, now you notice me. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1891 |
I understand now why our headquarters is in Colorado |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1892 |
The old chairman had to leave because of a pollination scandal. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1893 |
They say he's a legend at photosynergy. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1894 |
Who replaced the coffee with Miracle Growth? |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1895 |
...having agreed to your CEO's 'Green Parachute'-we will now proceed to new business... |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1896 |
The Green Initiative worked. |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
1897 |
The rumors that you may have heard about me and the potted palm tree in conference room D are completely unfounded. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1898 |
Explain again how your 'water and sunlight' growth plan would translate to our electronics division. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1899 |
Stop sucking the oxygen out of the room, Wyman. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1900 |
He is sucking all the CO2 out of the room. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1901 |
As I was saying: seed funding is the key to growth. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1902 |
I fear our competitors have introduced a plant |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1903 |
"It's time this company gets more green." -- Felix Redmond, age 13 |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1904 |
Before we start, if you could all please pour your glasses of water on me. |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
1905 |
Is that the new plant manager? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1906 |
She got totally potted last night. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1907 |
Dammit people, the conference room windows were supposed to face SOUTH and EAST! |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1908 |
Anyone who disagrees can leaf. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1909 |
I see that you've finally decided a Bush could indeed turn out to be a better choice as your leader. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1910 |
we haven't seen much growth, so we are going to have to get a new branch manager. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1911 |
We went green. What do you expect? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1912 |
Now we can honestly say our company is "going green"! |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1913 |
He's reduced greenhouse gas emissions and improved occupant comfort. Now can we get LEED-certified? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1914 |
Sir, it has come to our attention that you are a potted plant. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1915 |
Annual or perennial? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1916 |
"Rumor has it that it could be a plant." Elaine Ryning, San Francisco, Calif. |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
1917 |
He's the new GMO. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1918 |
I've learned that many of you have complained that there's a plant here in the company. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1919 |
Good morning, Mr. President |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1920 |
Shh! He's a plant. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1921 |
'we're very sorry about your family. no paper print outs next time, people." |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1922 |
And now, agenda item #1... my proposal to promote that guy in charge of our indoor sprinkler system. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1923 |
Politics has failed us. It's time to look to other life forms for leadership. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1924 |
Rumor has it they're putting him in charge of the plant. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1925 |
I had no idea the new boss was that much of a pothead. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1926 |
He's still green....but we think he'll grow into the job |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1927 |
Yeah, I'm a little green but get used to me. I plan on putting down roots. |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
1928 |
His father was chairman of the board. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1929 |
The Chairman wants us to keep his plant watered while he is away. Can we manage that? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1930 |
Bad news, he's all about the glass ceiling. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1931 |
I hear the new CEO is going green. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1932 |
Look, we should at least give it a chance. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1933 |
I guess I misunderstood when he said he was having an implant |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1934 |
I'd like to clear the air. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1935 |
As your new GMO from now on it is all about organic growth--anyone that disagrees can leave. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1936 |
He said some new things were sprouting in his head. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1937 |
Broke through the greenhouse ceiling, I hear. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1938 |
Looks like our CEO is in a vegetative state. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1939 |
Well, do we smoke it or do we eat it? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1940 |
I nominate the fern in the hallway, next to the elevator, as co-chair. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1941 |
People! Take a leaf from my book. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1942 |
We all agreed to GO GREEN? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1943 |
The "undercover boss" thing was a fabulous idea; you will not believe what goes on down there. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1944 |
You're right. It does make the room look bigger. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1945 |
I move we revise our estimation of the previous CEO's intelligence. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1946 |
I'm breathing better already |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1947 |
We replaced Donald Trump with something more down to earth. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1948 |
He's announcing our new paid sick leaves policy. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1949 |
Diversity hire. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1950 |
I expected someone taller |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1951 |
Starting today, we will turn over a new leaf. |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
1952 |
Inside every ficus plant is a CEO crying to get out. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1953 |
Forget sentience - the other candidate just wasn't trustworthy. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1954 |
As you know I'm from the Michigan plant. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1955 |
Mr. President, how exactly do you plan to make America great again? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1956 |
He's always been a little potty, but I never thought he'd end up like that. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1957 |
Please pass your waters to the head of the table. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1958 |
I don't care what you say. I don't like Bush either but he's still better than Trump. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1959 |
All you people do is suck up my air. |
1.2576 |
0.05424 |
66 |
49 |
17 |
0 |
1960 |
Are you gonna finish that water, Krebbs? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1961 |
I always thought the first one to break the greenhouse ceiling would be taller. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1962 |
Sir, I understand that you can convert CO2 to O but I do not think that addresses our declining revenue. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1963 |
You're wondering why I called YEW all here (heh, heh, heh)! |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1964 |
The meeting was adjourned when it was discovered that the president was in fact made of plastic |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1965 |
Did he say that we can be replaced or replanted? |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1966 |
Production isn't keeping up with sales...what's going on down at the plant? |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
1967 |
This diversity initiative is really shaking things up around here. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1968 |
Don't you think this is taking diversity too far? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1969 |
No water for me. I tend to leak. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1970 |
Yep, an invasive hostile takeover species. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1971 |
This whole "going green" thing is getting out of hand. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1972 |
There's no limit to how green this company can be. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1973 |
It's an honor, Justice Thomas. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1974 |
Stupid photosynthesis! He expects all of us to make our own food. |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
1975 |
The boss is big on biodiversity in hiring. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1976 |
First off, anyone who's a vegetarian is fired. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1977 |
Gee Sid, I think I speak for us all when I say You look quite lush this morning! |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
1978 |
Can I take back my bet about the election. |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
1979 |
Now let’s have a sunshine break on the rooftop. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1980 |
I know we voted for change - but this is ridiculous. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
1981 |
There's going to have to be some pruning. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1982 |
He looks a little wilted. Maybe he saw the latest sales figures. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1983 |
Shirley was beginning to suspect that the new chairman was a plant. |
1.2576 |
0.05424 |
66 |
49 |
17 |
0 |
1984 |
Mark my words, ladies and gentlemen. I have seen the future and its name is 'chlorophyll'! |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1985 |
It's the worst spy disguise I've ever seen. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1986 |
Ladies and gentlemen, those of you who suggested I was a plant from the CIA are correct. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1987 |
Weed better get started. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1988 |
It looks we're going to be part of the ficus group. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1989 |
I think we have a plant. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1990 |
First meetings always a little rough, just wait till he blooms. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1991 |
"Branching out" will now be our corporate mission! |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1992 |
We're thinking about going green. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1993 |
I want us all to focus on the big pitcher. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1994 |
The new CEO is dope. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1995 |
Make America Green Again |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1996 |
Boss, can we get you some water? You're looking a little green. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1997 |
Thanks for your sticking by me, this is diversity at its finest. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
1998 |
Looks like a bright sunny day, so we will reconvene outdoors. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
1999 |
Which of you made the joke about doubting that a potted plant could run a board meeting? |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2000 |
I think I need a drink! |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2001 |
I hear he's one who prefers to see the trees and not the forest. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
2002 |
Now that we've gone green, let's talk about bringing back coal. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2003 |
He looks great after eight weeks in the Betty Ford Greenhouse. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2004 |
Well, it's better than being called an empty suit! |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2005 |
Now that Mr.Trump is Mr.President we have Mr.Tree to replace him. |
1.2576 |
0.07877 |
66 |
56 |
3 |
7 |
2006 |
All those in favor of the motion, please exhale fully. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2007 |
So, the question still remains. Should we legalize it? |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2008 |
Management wanted someone with better interpersonal skills. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2009 |
Don't worry--he's legal in New York. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2010 |
Members of the Board, my name is Fern, I'll be the new Plant Manager. |
1.2576 |
0.07262 |
66 |
54 |
7 |
5 |
2011 |
I'm your new Chief Environmental Officer. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2012 |
No one leaves this room till we figure out which of us is the Russian plant. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2013 |
Looks like the seed of our idea has taken root. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2014 |
I'm going to need those photosynthesis reports ASAP Jennings. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2015 |
Only organization that gives you 100% organic, grass-fed bosses. |
1.2576 |
0.07877 |
66 |
56 |
3 |
7 |
2016 |
Breathe. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2017 |
I think Wikileaks put a plant in our group. |
1.2576 |
0.06224 |
66 |
51 |
13 |
2 |
2018 |
As you can see, we have a good use for our late CEO and his ashes. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2019 |
We're rebranding the company as green, starting at the top, apparently |
1.2576 |
0.05424 |
66 |
49 |
17 |
0 |
2020 |
I always thought it was just an expression. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
2021 |
WELCOME TO THE WHITE HOUSE MR.PRESIDENT |
1.2576 |
0.07576 |
66 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
2022 |
I'm betting on no more leafy greens in the cafeteria. |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
2023 |
We all think a hanging basket would elevate your image. |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
2024 |
You're all probably wondering why I called this meeting. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
2025 |
For the next quarter our focus will be on organic growth. |
1.2537 |
0.05763 |
67 |
51 |
15 |
1 |
2026 |
Be careful what you say, I think he's a plant from corporate... |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
2027 |
In a refreshing move by the new CEO, no tie. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
2028 |
Boss did always say "you are what you eat." |
1.2537 |
0.07163 |
67 |
55 |
7 |
5 |
2029 |
It's part of our new Green Initiative |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
2030 |
Apparently the boss wasn't kidding that the house plant could be a more dynamic team leader. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
2031 |
We're here today to talk about growth. |
1.2537 |
0.05763 |
67 |
51 |
15 |
1 |
2032 |
I beg to differ. If Trump can do it so can I |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
2033 |
When I heard that our new CEO was a plant by our competitor, I should have taken it more literally. |
1.2537 |
0.05763 |
67 |
51 |
15 |
1 |
2034 |
I heard that, before this, he was the manager of Trump's Twitter account |
1.2537 |
0.07768 |
67 |
57 |
3 |
7 |
2035 |
I liked the fun guy better. |
1.2537 |
0.06840 |
67 |
54 |
9 |
4 |
2036 |
Well, they hired the plant using the same algorithm that keeps us retained, so we pretty much just go with it. |
1.2537 |
0.05763 |
67 |
51 |
15 |
1 |
2037 |
I still can't believe Trump nominated it to lead the EPA. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2038 |
Don't just sit there, get me some water. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
2039 |
After yesterday's shareholders' meeting he really got potted." |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2040 |
I know they said we were going Green , but, this is a little too much! |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2041 |
His ashes are buried in the soil, so we figure this is the best way for the Board of Directors to preserve his vision. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2042 |
I've amended the hostile workplace rules to include 'dumb as a potted plant' jokes. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2043 |
I knew this would happen. First they legalize marijuana and now it's taking over! |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2044 |
Terrific! Eight years of an 'empty chair' and now this! |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2045 |
We need to hedge. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2046 |
The good news continues to be high profit margins in our Medical Marijuana Houseplant Division. |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2047 |
Power Plant |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2048 |
Thanks to the board the seed money has helped get the plant up and running. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2049 |
Here it comes...another plant closure... |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2050 |
I see you didn't get the memo about the new dress code. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2051 |
Welcome to the white house, Mr. Trump. |
1.2462 |
0.07915 |
65 |
56 |
2 |
7 |
2052 |
What do you mean growth has slowed?? |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2053 |
But he IS a potted plant. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2054 |
Did he say he's running for President in four years |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2055 |
The boss loves to pretend he's down to earth |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2056 |
...Because I have more leaves than you. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2057 |
Monday at the law fern. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2058 |
I realize that corporate espionage happens, but what makes you think our CEO is a plant? |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2059 |
Look, I was hoping to come back as a dog too, but this is the hand we've been dealt. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2060 |
Are you ready for the coniferous call? |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2061 |
I don't think we're getting paid this week. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2062 |
It's 4:20. Time to wrap up. |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2063 |
Yes, Potus. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2064 |
I think the new CEO is a Plant. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2065 |
The FBI tipped me off that one of the members of our board is a plant |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2066 |
The president-elect couldn't be here, but we'll take it. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2067 |
Ok I'll talk to it, but someone else is watering it. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2068 |
It's our consolation president. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2069 |
Fine, I'll step down. But you'll hear from my gardener. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2070 |
It could be worse. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2071 |
If we keep it alive while he's at the White House, he said we will all get bonuses. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2072 |
Properly watered, he should reach his full potential in about fifty years. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2073 |
Which one of you idiots voted for TRUMP? My name is STUMP! STUMP! What's so hard about STUMP? |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2074 |
My growth literally depends on your support. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2075 |
Can you believe that democratic elections led to a potted plant being in charge? |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2076 |
The shareholders were looking for change. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2077 |
We're in a growth phase. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2078 |
I'd like to share with you my family tree. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2079 |
I think it's time we abandon the Electoral College. |
1.2462 |
0.07605 |
65 |
55 |
4 |
6 |
2080 |
We have a plant in the boardroom. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2081 |
I think the new CMO is an Industry Plant. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2082 |
Doesn't look like the boss; I think that guy's a plant. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2083 |
Just one word: chlorophyll. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2084 |
What's the root cause analysis? |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2085 |
It could be worse, the stalk could be down. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2086 |
Do you mind if I switch seats with someone? I'm not getting enough sunlight. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2087 |
Rumors that our 11th board member is a plant by our largest competitor are just not true. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2088 |
Do you think we have to water daily or weekly? |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2089 |
I prefer to go by my full name, Fernando. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2090 |
What'd you expect when you came to work for Monsanto? |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2091 |
The board is serious about Going Green. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2092 |
The money tree looks flush this quarter. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2093 |
Whose turn is it to water this week? |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2094 |
I thought that was just an expression. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2095 |
I don't care how tight the budget is... we are NOT laying off the groundskeepers. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2096 |
I heard he sleeps in his office. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2097 |
Biodiversity aside, can it lead? |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2098 |
Come on, talk to me. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2099 |
As new plant director, I intend to take this company back to its roots. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2100 |
Did he say if we should water it? |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2101 |
Listen up,aphids! |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2102 |
He used to be so rooted. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2103 |
Traffic was terrible. Did I miss anything? |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2104 |
I feel you've all been throwing me some shade. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2105 |
This meeting is now called to water. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2106 |
Annual meeting of the governing board of Greenpeace. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2107 |
Be patient. It'll grow into the job. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2108 |
Anyone with a nervous system is fair game. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2109 |
Sir, I can’t help but notice you’ve turned over a new leaf. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2110 |
Having occupied the CEO'S corner office for years, the ficus lay privy to many of corporates wheeling and dealing. |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2111 |
Did he just ask to be pollenated? |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2112 |
In an inevitable twist, the green movement goes too far. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2113 |
The board members sat wondering how the push for a 'new, more robust plant' could've gotten so misconstrued. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2114 |
Water me. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2115 |
It's Ivanka's. |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2116 |
Don't look at me- I'm not the government plant. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2117 |
Wow, leadership here has really gone to seed. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2118 |
After this meeting I'm going to swing by the hospital. I heard Carol's mother is ill and hope I can cheer her up. |
1.2462 |
0.07605 |
65 |
55 |
4 |
6 |
2119 |
They sent us to shut down the plant. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2120 |
At least we broke the greenhouse ceiling this year. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2121 |
Smoking the boss at work is forbidden. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2122 |
Eat more meat. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2123 |
Suddenly the board realized this wasn't an ordinary meeting table, it was the president's grandfather. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2124 |
What did I miss? |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2125 |
Seed funding is our top priority. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2126 |
Trump said things would be different. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2127 |
Be sure to compliment the new pot. |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2128 |
I've been told I'm too green for this job, but as your new plant manager, I promise to grow this company |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2129 |
When it starts burning we'll begin the meeting. |
1.2462 |
0.07605 |
65 |
55 |
4 |
6 |
2130 |
I know I'm still green here but oxygen is up and carbon dioxide is down; I trust you will consider that in addressing my compensation package. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2131 |
Don't just sit there like you're staring at a plant! |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2132 |
Our entry into the marijuana business has been very well received. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2133 |
We will be expanding our markets to Massachusetts, Nevada, and California. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2134 |
The Plant Manager felt a bit green when he attended corporate meetings. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2135 |
I'm changing our investment strategy from tobacco stocks to medical marijuana futures. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2136 |
As the new CEO, my first objective is to cut out all the deadwood. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2137 |
Rumor has it, she's a plant. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2138 |
Just think of me as the lungs of this organization |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2139 |
He's a hopelessly inadequate CEO. On the other hand, we pay him with water and fertilizer. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2140 |
As you know, I am deeply concerned about our plant closings. |
1.2462 |
0.05385 |
65 |
49 |
16 |
0 |
2141 |
As my first act as your new CEO, no more plant closings. |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2142 |
I say we owe him a chance to turn over a new leaf. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2143 |
I miss the bathroom breaks. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2144 |
He's our new supervisor. I heard he's a transplant from the office in Chicago. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2145 |
I formerly served the president in a more decorative position. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2146 |
In lieu of any real revenue growth, we've resorted to growing a money tree |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2147 |
We'll need more seed capital to sustain growth this quarter |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2148 |
We figured that since Trump's now president, anything goes! |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2149 |
Now I'd like suggestions for our new Plant Manager. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2150 |
We need to grow organically! |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2151 |
Are you sure this is how we develop our decision tree? |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2152 |
Would you like some water,Sir? |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2153 |
As all of you know, I am rooted deeply in this company. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2154 |
I predict slow growth this quarter. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2155 |
Damn neplantism. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2156 |
Growth is the objective. For that I'll need re-potting. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2157 |
When rumors emerged of problems at the plant, only the board knew the whole story. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2158 |
The leaves have it. Motion passed |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2159 |
We now have biodiversity as well. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2160 |
All those in favor of fertilizer for lunch, say "aye." |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2161 |
The younger daughters, Fern and Violet, are quite upset with the way the will was written. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2162 |
The key to our success begins at our roots. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2163 |
Legalization seems to have broken other barriers for the plant as well. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2164 |
Frank's beard is starting to look a little bushy. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2165 |
A real growth spurt is what we need to see this quarter. We'll need more water, more fertilizer... |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2166 |
Is this blind trust thing a joke? |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2167 |
Don't expect much input from the Colorado rep! |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2168 |
Plant Parenthood. Where do we go from here? |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2169 |
He's built this company up from the grassroots. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2170 |
The Chairman hadn't done much for the corporation, but his ashes really perked up his potted plant. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2171 |
They wanted to appoint someone free of corruption. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2172 |
The boss went undercover. That's just a plant. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2173 |
Is this the plan for organic growth? |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2174 |
But you have to admit, it's making more sense than our last CEO. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2175 |
You're probably wondering why I've called you here today. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2176 |
You were right. The head of the board is a pothead after all. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2177 |
It's all about growth. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2178 |
This meeting is called to order, family and genus. |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2179 |
I vote that we go paperless. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2180 |
The Board is really taking environmental leadership seriously. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2181 |
No use hiding behind the plant, Hobbs. We know who you voted for. |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
2182 |
As your newly elected leader of the Green Party, my primary focus is climate change. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2183 |
The good news is it doesn't speak and it's not orange. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2184 |
remember that team building project we did where we shared ideas and planted seeds... |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2185 |
We decided to spruce things up. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2186 |
A weak replacement for Fern. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2187 |
HR said they really branched out to get this one. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2188 |
It's your turn to change his soil. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2189 |
This new 'Go Green' campaign has gone a bit too far. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2190 |
Great five-year growth potential is what we told the recruiters we were looking for... |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2191 |
Fair trade, oxygen for carbon dioxide. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2192 |
Here we go, another wilting stare. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2193 |
And in conclusion, I'll need watering once a week. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2194 |
he really put 100% into going green |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2195 |
The most demoralizing thing is that CEO salaries are about 300 times higher than the average worker. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2196 |
They say he's an expert on growth. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2197 |
That was the day that 'Hail to the Chief' was replaced with 'Hail to the Kale'. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2198 |
Be assured that in time I will earn your respect, until then continue to ignore me. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2199 |
Board gender diversity is one thing but if biodiversity takes root we're doomed. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2200 |
Well at least I've experienced significant growth. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2201 |
Don't make me do the burning bush thing!!! |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2202 |
I'm afraid our decision is final. We've decided to turn over a new leaf! |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2203 |
"Before we proceed, just a reminder that my location in the southwest corner window is not negotiable". |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2204 |
Intercepted e-mails from our competitors suggest that one of us is a plant. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2205 |
I dont know whether to salute, or water it. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2206 |
We all support equality in the work place, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2207 |
When I learned you wanted to replace the plant, I assumed you meant our manufacturing facility. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2208 |
We need to cultivate a growth ethos. |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2209 |
He's always been a bit of a flower child. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2210 |
Sales are withering up, people. What the ficus going on? |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2211 |
This will only perpetuate the glass ceiling. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2212 |
It ain't easy being green. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2213 |
We're branching out! |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2214 |
Going green begins with me! |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2215 |
He came up through our undercover branch. |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2216 |
Our company's commitment to going green starts right at the top. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2217 |
He's come a long way from plant manager! |
1.2462 |
0.06214 |
65 |
51 |
12 |
2 |
2218 |
So you got elected. Now how do you govern? |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
2219 |
There's no glass ceiling in the forest! |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2220 |
Some of you will be leafing. |
1.2462 |
0.06944 |
65 |
53 |
8 |
4 |
2221 |
I think we are all painfully aware that the succulent was unable to attend today's board meeting..... |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2222 |
The plant manager will be right in. |
1.2462 |
0.07605 |
65 |
55 |
4 |
6 |
2223 |
There hasn't been quiet as much growth as we expected... |
1.2462 |
0.06589 |
65 |
52 |
10 |
3 |
2224 |
It's part of our green initiative. |
1.2462 |
0.05385 |
65 |
49 |
16 |
0 |
2225 |
Can someone please pass me some water. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2226 |
Listen up, people! We're getting a new plant. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2227 |
Strangely, no one besides us has even noticed a difference. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2228 |
I want to know which one of you overestimated this quarter's growth. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2229 |
It grew into a leadership position. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2230 |
HR is taking those studies on sentience quite seriously. |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
2231 |
I hear we're going green. |
1.2424 |
0.05316 |
66 |
50 |
16 |
0 |
2232 |
All those in favor raise your frond. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2233 |
It's your turn to water him. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2234 |
Let's sell oxygen... |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2235 |
It's a lot nicer than that horrid cactus last year. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2236 |
We are going to need a new plant manager. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2237 |
May I have a glass of water, please? |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2238 |
Acme Paper Company has always been a family business. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2239 |
Other than the language change, everything remains the same. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2240 |
Perhaps we should defer to the other Herb. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2241 |
I think he wants to be legalized? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2242 |
Do we have to Water It? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2243 |
I suggest that we empty our water glasses into the the pot and adjourn until tomorrow. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2244 |
He's not usually this quiet |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2245 |
It's all gone to pot now that he's President Elect |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2246 |
The irony is he was always a meat eater. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2247 |
I hear he only drinks water. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2248 |
She took over for the ficus who got the ax. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2249 |
"As we are now Going Green, I thought I should set a good example.' |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2250 |
Did Mr. Trump get a new barber? |
1.2381 |
0.07745 |
63 |
54 |
3 |
6 |
2251 |
I thought we would be working at a power plant, not for one. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2252 |
A typical board meeting in Denver |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2253 |
It just seems like he is always potted. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2254 |
Crack the glass ceiling and water the chairman. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2255 |
"And that concludes our meeting", now please get me some water". |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2256 |
I'm so tired of his hidden agenda. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2257 |
No one mention the aphids in the room. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2258 |
Brace yourself for another diatribe on seed funding... |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2259 |
Who knew they were correct when they said ANY write in candidate could win this year. |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2260 |
This carbon off-set program is getting out of hand |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2261 |
The board considers the reductio ad absurdum result of their diversity initiatives |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2262 |
It was hoped the new CEO would be a breathe of fresh air. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2263 |
Good news. We won't be closing any of our plants afterall. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2264 |
Careful, I heard that the new CFO is a plant, a spy from the competition. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2265 |
A new level of boardroom diversity. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2266 |
I've been the plant for some time now. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2267 |
I hear Plant Management demanded a seat at the table. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2268 |
I wanted to inform you all of the plant takeover. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2269 |
I'm glad he's gone, but maybe we've gone a bit too far in the other direction. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2270 |
Forsythia said to start without her |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2271 |
Could someone please get us some water. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2272 |
Okay people, let's hear some ideas from the Ivy League. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2273 |
The investors said they wanted more natural leadership. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2274 |
Well, I'm not Brendan Sullivan. I'm a potted plant. That's my job. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2275 |
Regretfully, I will be outsourcing all your jobs to a plant in China. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2276 |
It must be bugged. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2277 |
We'ed like to welcome you. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2278 |
I'm pleased to report that we're way ahead of our '2016 diversity in the workplace' goals. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2279 |
Did you hear? The new partner turns fertilizer into fresh air. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2280 |
I want to start the meeting with a report about our newest plants. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2281 |
It was at that moment we knew he was a plant from our competitor. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2282 |
What, maybe you were expecting a burning bush? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2283 |
Watch what you say! It looks like a plant. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2284 |
It's time this company got its hands dirty. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2285 |
I think this new VP might be a plant. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2286 |
Meet the new moss, same as the ole moss. |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2287 |
Is it just me , or does the room smell fresher ? . |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2288 |
I just want everyone to know that I am hearing your concerns about our new green initiative and completely photosynthesize with you all. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2289 |
I see Mary Jane was voted in. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2290 |
Listen, what I'm talking about here is a water and sunlight approach to growth |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2291 |
Our first order of business is to remove all blinds and let the light shine in. |
1.2381 |
0.05409 |
63 |
48 |
15 |
0 |
2292 |
Hey Trump, why don't ya make like a tree and leave? |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2293 |
Corporate said we needed a breath of fresh air. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2294 |
That's it! Great meeting people. Say, would someone mist me on their way out? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2295 |
We can't afford to rest on our laurels. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2296 |
LGBTQ inclusive, yes. Gymnosperm inclusive, no! |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2297 |
I believe we should have more power plants in cities. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2298 |
You're looking well fertilized this morning, Sir! |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2299 |
That'll teach Henderson to go out on a limb. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2300 |
He's going to run us into the dirt. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2301 |
I'm going to need a fern offer |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2302 |
Of course the whole company is going to pot |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2303 |
I'd like to call this meeting to water. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2304 |
I took the liberty of ordering in fertilizer for lunch. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2305 |
Are the implants that obvious? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2306 |
As your new CEO, I pledge to never suck all the oxygen out of this room. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2307 |
Do you think he'll notice if we just get up and leaf? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2308 |
My name is Fronds, not Franz. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2309 |
The election results have nothing to do with my leaving. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2310 |
He may be a potted plant, but he's our potted plant. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2311 |
The boss seems to be in a good mood today. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2312 |
Let's welcome our very first vegetarian CEO! |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2313 |
Um, maybe it's better you use something other than "leaves of absence." |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2314 |
The smartest guy in the room takes charge. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2315 |
His grandfather and his father were both elected. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2316 |
Of course I want to sell Miracle Grow, but it's the last time I am going to personally test the new formula. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2317 |
I thought it was time this company turned over a new leaf. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2318 |
I think fertilizer would improve next quarter's growth forecast. |
1.2381 |
0.05409 |
63 |
48 |
15 |
0 |
2319 |
So, learning this by osmosis is not an option. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2320 |
All I can say is, it's a time to reflect and grow. |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2321 |
The day Flora took over. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2322 |
Maybe we should come back in the Spring. |
1.2381 |
0.05409 |
63 |
48 |
15 |
0 |
2323 |
When I read the meeting memo I assumed "Future Company Plants" was a typo |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2324 |
You're right. It does seem like it's on pot. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2325 |
It is time to turn over a new leaf. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2326 |
This merger has me feeling uprooted. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2327 |
He may be green, but he kinda grows on you. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2328 |
I see that only Fred here has the respect and decency to go paperless. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2329 |
Don't underestimate me; I'm no shrinking violet. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2330 |
I guess a vegan diet really isn't for everyone... |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2331 |
The new business model finally bore fruit |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2332 |
First item on the menu, company cutbacks. Who has the pruning shears? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2333 |
I'm having a little trouble catching my breath. Would you mind each exhaling? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2334 |
Once I'm legal, you won't be so surprised. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2335 |
Why are we all sitting around here like a bunch of potted plants? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2336 |
Good mulch is now our priority here. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2337 |
Growth has been flat again this quarter. That leaves us no choice; we're going to have to trim back. |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2338 |
I'm firmly rooted in the decision to not move to Mexico. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2339 |
Keep quiet, it's a plant. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2340 |
From now on, no one touches the low-hanging fruit. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2341 |
Not what I had in mind when we pushed for greater diversity in upper management. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2342 |
As of today I am on indefinite leaf. |
1.2381 |
0.07407 |
63 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
2343 |
Now that's change. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2344 |
The Green Jobs Initiative proves to be overly efficient. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2345 |
Carry on, folks, I'm potted! |
1.2381 |
0.07053 |
63 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
2346 |
He has sunlight and water. We're not going anywhere. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2347 |
I'm pleased to announce that you have all voted in favor of keeping the plant open and operational. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2348 |
Really you can talk to me, I'm listening. But first a glass of water. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2349 |
They say he is quiet at first. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2350 |
Tell us about your impressive growth during the recession. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2351 |
I called this meeting to discuss growth patterns. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2352 |
"Do we call him 'Phil' or 'Mr. Philodendron'? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2353 |
It's time to do some pruning around here. |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2354 |
Suppose we don't water him, er, it? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2355 |
I said we need to synergize, not photosynthesize. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2356 |
Can I get some water, please? |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
2357 |
He was way too prickly–– it was time the board supplanted him. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2358 |
Once he is planted there, he takes a while to branch out. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
2359 |
Well, it's more positive than that cactus last time. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2360 |
Where is MY cup of water?? |
1.2344 |
0.07300 |
64 |
54 |
5 |
5 |
2361 |
Used some computer generated headhunting process. |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
2362 |
Alright, chairpeople. Someone in this room is not who they seem. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2363 |
A glass of water might help. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2364 |
Our top priority will be addressing global warming. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2365 |
Before he departed he left that plant with this note: "The company's going to pot!" |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2366 |
Well just don't sit there like a bunch of potted plants! |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2367 |
The board finally finds a chairman receptive to their fertilizer. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2368 |
It's plastic, right? |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2369 |
Our Green initiatives are out of hand. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2370 |
I think we took the new green initiative a little too far. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2371 |
I think he took the vegetarian challenge too seriously. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2372 |
What a waste of CO2. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2373 |
Let's get to the root of the problem. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2374 |
The new plant manager's goal was improving the work atmosphere. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
2375 |
If it quacks like a duck... |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2376 |
The new plant manager had few words |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2377 |
The boss wants us to talk to his plant while he's on vacation. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2378 |
Let me just plant in idea in your head for a second. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2379 |
This seems like a case of corporate espionage. I suspect there may be a plant in this room. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2380 |
In light of our recent election, CEO Leaf Eriksson, promised to ramp up CO2 removal efforts by bringing in more plants. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2381 |
She won’t downsize but she will ‘bonsai’ our board. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2382 |
All in favor of going green, say aye. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2383 |
I was wondering how this blind trust would operate. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2384 |
Not sure planting a seed always gets the best results. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2385 |
As Mr. Trump's replacement, are you fine with keeping the 'climate change is a hoax' line? |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2386 |
Watch what you say. Seems that we have a plant from the competition. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2387 |
How did we let this happen? |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
62 |
53 |
4 |
5 |
2388 |
I forgot that today is "Bring Your Begonia to Work Day!" |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2389 |
Embrace the change. Old fashioned leadership is for the birds. We all know about birds... really, really bad and do nasty things... you just don't wanna know. Terrible, awful things. |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
62 |
53 |
4 |
5 |
2390 |
Go ahead. Check me for bugs if you'd like. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2391 |
Unfortunately, I can only assist the team if one of you has a medically debilitating condition. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2392 |
The Board brought me in because I've always been focused on sustainable growth. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2393 |
As your new CEO, I feel it's my duty to tell you that there are big changes in the works here at Green Giant. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2394 |
He's the new Plant CEO. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2395 |
It's supposed to clear the air. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2396 |
His personality could use some work. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2397 |
Yes, it's his only solution to global warming . |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2398 |
Good news: the new branch has experienced tremendous growth this quarter. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2399 |
Now with Russell's departure, one of you will become my new Branch Manager. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2400 |
Well, at least it's not orange. |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
62 |
53 |
4 |
5 |
2401 |
I've decided who will head our newest branch office. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2402 |
...and I want EVERYONE to start thinking more organically! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2403 |
I am the most intelligent President this country has ever had |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2404 |
Perhaps I haven't grown with the company, but where can you find horse manure these days? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2405 |
Sure the new CEO is a little green, but our company's salad days have clearly returned. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2406 |
Its going to take a long time for us to grow. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2407 |
Annual reports are rosy and perennials have grown steadily. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
2408 |
Well, at least this is an upgrade from that dart throwing chimp. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2409 |
It's time to go green. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2410 |
notice how our CEO is looking a little green around the gills lately |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2411 |
We're reducing our carbon footprint. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2412 |
Could someone get me a glass of water as well. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2413 |
The name is Mendel--James Mendel. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2414 |
Something must be up. He's unusually quiet today. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2415 |
She is WAY better than the rutabaga. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2416 |
Hello coworkers, I have a very personal confession... i'm really into pot. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2417 |
If you remember me for one thing, 'Stay Hydrated.' |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2418 |
I bet you wish you had taken M. Night Shyamalan just a bit more seriously. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2419 |
In this company, don't forget who produces the oxygen. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2420 |
Apparently he used to do seed funding. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2421 |
Congratulations Mr. President elect, we are here to help you grow into the job |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2422 |
What are your thoughts on branching out? |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2423 |
We've gone totally green. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2424 |
In light of our low third quarter earnings, I'd say this is no time to celebrate and respectfully request that no one decorate me this year. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2425 |
Well, it couldn't be any worse than the last guy. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2426 |
What do you people take me for: a sap? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2427 |
Well, 'going green' has gotten quite bizarre! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2428 |
I think the Green Party could have a winning candidate this election. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2429 |
Any other questions? |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2430 |
The company's going green. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2431 |
The Cannabis Board and its CEO |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2432 |
Just don't mention shovel-ready projects. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2433 |
I wasn't expecting this to be the end result from our GMO research. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2434 |
As chairman, I want you all to act natural. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2435 |
You're all being replaced. |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
62 |
53 |
4 |
5 |
2436 |
The President-elect has asked me to renegotiate the Paris Agreement since I seem to know the most about CO2. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2437 |
Looks like he's a little Green. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2438 |
The pot may be legal, but I still say it's a plant. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2439 |
And to think it used to be illegal. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2440 |
If it can make so much money in Colorado it must be able to save our company. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2441 |
I'm pleaded to report that stalks are up. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2442 |
Say nothing it's a plant |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2443 |
Careful, I think this guy's a plant from the HR Department |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2444 |
Here at Acme, we are a model of employee biodiversity. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2445 |
Does anyone know who the plant is? |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2446 |
So you're saying I'M the perennial problem? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2447 |
No...I suppose an ant can't move a rubber tree plant. Why do you ask? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2448 |
We sell medical marijuana; we wanted a pot plant, not a potted plant. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2449 |
What, you expected me to change after you elected me? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2450 |
I think management overcommitted to going green. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2451 |
Forget our proposal of cutting branches....let´s look for savings somewhere else... |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2452 |
Well, at least it's not Donald Trump. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2453 |
OK mouth breathers thank you for your service its time for me to leaf. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2454 |
Well now, I see California's on board!! |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
62 |
53 |
4 |
5 |
2455 |
Who is going to read out the attached note? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2456 |
Let's talk about the new plant opening. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2457 |
Thank you, Melvin, for watering me. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2458 |
Can we get an update on plant operations? |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2459 |
Welcome to our new branch of government. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2460 |
Going green should have it's limits |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2461 |
As leader of the Green Party, I think we have a real chance in 2020 |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2462 |
She's really flourishing in this position |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2463 |
Looks like the vacation really agreed with him. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2464 |
Has he been vetted? I think he's a plant. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2465 |
Who called me a potted plant? |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2466 |
Now remember: By the end of the month, whoever beats the Dow Jones Industrials average by the most, will get to take that plant home with them! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2467 |
Aren't we taking this environmental commitment thing a bit too far. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2468 |
Yes, Mr. President? |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2469 |
More direct sunlight people, it's where the business is headed. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2470 |
I'm not a plant, believe me. I'm the president elect. |
1.2258 |
0.07771 |
62 |
54 |
2 |
6 |
2471 |
I've heard you don't beat around the bush with this one. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2472 |
Less talking, more watering. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2473 |
Can someone turn the temperature down...it's like a hothouse in here! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2474 |
He doesn't have a lot of experience, but corporate said we had to go green. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2475 |
Let's not discuss company secrets now; there seems to be a plant in the room... |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2476 |
Welcome to the Task Force on Biodiversity. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2477 |
His communication skills aren't great, but he sure is easy on the eyes. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2478 |
I think we have to have the mindset of one trying to come up with a New Yorker cartoon caption. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2479 |
After her recent promotion Fern began leading weekly meetings. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2480 |
Due to corporate restructuring, I'm sorry to say you've all been pruned. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2481 |
Our CEO is a GMO. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2482 |
The board should have elected the lizard. At least it had a brain. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2483 |
I understand you want the company to grow, sir, but I don't think now is the right time to branch out. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2484 |
Maybe we've taken the green CEO concept too far. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2485 |
"What am I? A potted plant? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2486 |
I heard he took his MBA at Biodiversity. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2487 |
The point is, ladies and gentleman, that green, for lack of a better word, is good. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2488 |
What the shareholders want is organic growth. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2489 |
Don't mention that you are vegan. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2490 |
Jones did say to look out for a Management plant at this meeting. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2491 |
Wait a minute, I'm germinating a new idea. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2492 |
He believed in reincarnation and refused to resigm |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2493 |
At least he's less of a wall flower than the last guy |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2494 |
Just another in a long line of bad metaphors. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
2495 |
A plant could run america better than Donald Trump. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2496 |
Naming me CEO still doesn't make us a green company. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
2497 |
Not a word about the merger--it's obviously a plant. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2498 |
Apparently he used to be one of Trump's top advisers. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2499 |
I guess she really got potted last night. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2500 |
I told you reincarnation is real! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2501 |
Is it GMO? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2502 |
She never forgets her roots. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2503 |
Bob couldn't be here so he sent the plant manager. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
2504 |
My lineage? Leaf Erikson. Why do you ask? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2505 |
Unsettling news from my pal the White House Christmas tree… the Obamas are moving to Canada. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2506 |
I'd like to introduce Mr. Spruce from our branch office. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2507 |
Well, am I diverse enough for this committee!? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2508 |
This business has gone to pot. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2509 |
Ever see 'Little Shop of Horrors?' |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2510 |
I think it's time for the company to turn over a new leaf. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2511 |
What are we not seeing??? |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
2512 |
I've been elected President. I am declaring a permanent vegetative state. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2513 |
His compensation package is a mix of stock options and core mineral nutrients |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2514 |
This wasn't what I meant when I said the company needed to get back to its roots. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2515 |
Hello, my name is Phyl and I'll be taking over for the late Mr. Stemsley. But he'll be here in spirit, as his wife had him composted. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2516 |
Whose turn is it to water him? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2517 |
This month's growth is through the roof! But anyway, let's get back on topic. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
2518 |
So far, our slow growth plan seems to be working. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2519 |
I'd like this meeting to come to arbor. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2520 |
I'm going to ask for a raise while he's still green. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2521 |
I'm forecasting growth. I can just feel it. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2522 |
I AM the North American plant. Don't forget that. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2523 |
It was brought in to offer a breath of fresh air. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2524 |
I know Luther said he wanted us to "go green," but did you think this is what he meant? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2525 |
Oh, yes sir, wonderful idea! Poinsettias would make excellent holiday bonuses in lieu of cash! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2526 |
The public has been demanding a greener leadership |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
62 |
53 |
4 |
5 |
2527 |
Unfortunately we have been charged with taxonomy evasion. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2528 |
Damn the reward, we cannot risk our seed capital. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2529 |
I hate it when we all have to face the sun. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2530 |
Now that marijuana is legal , we thought it would be best to bring in a ceo with roots in the industry. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2531 |
The company is taking the concept of plant manager a little too far. |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
62 |
53 |
4 |
5 |
2532 |
By quarter's end, we'll be 100 percent green. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2533 |
While we always said he could be replaced by one, who knew it would increase revenue by 11 per cent? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2534 |
I always suspected we had a plant. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2535 |
We appointed him because we thought we could control him. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2536 |
At this point we thought we would give Bush another term |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2537 |
I can't do it all by myself, so let's invest in nuclear. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2538 |
He can call it "deadheading." But I call it "layoffs." |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2539 |
I know what you're all thinking; the only reason I got this job is cause I'm a fern. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2540 |
I'm not going to say it first - but - this company has gone to pot! |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
62 |
53 |
4 |
5 |
2541 |
Everyone OK for water? |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2542 |
The polls all said it would be the potted palm. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2543 |
These dang fern-ers are takin all the good jobs! |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2544 |
I think the boss has gone a little too green. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2545 |
I'd say we're looking at a slow and steady upward growth strategy. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2546 |
He makes a compelling argument for half of the company portfolio being invested in Miracle-Gro |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2547 |
I know, "Photosynthesis for Dummies"! |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2548 |
Maybe if we ignore him, he'll just leave. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2549 |
One word: Vegan. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2550 |
Is that considered recreational for our break times or medical because we can't stand our jobs? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2551 |
Our transition to a growth company is now complete. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2552 |
Our competition planted the seeds of doubt and look what happened. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2553 |
No pension worries or big bonus payouts and it clears the air. Let's vote. |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
62 |
53 |
4 |
5 |
2554 |
Please. Stay the course. Growth is still possible. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2555 |
It's OK to use your outdoor voices. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2556 |
It is what the chairman can do that none of the rest of us can - photosynthesis. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2557 |
In hindsight, we should've run you against Trump. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
2558 |
Anybody speak plant? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2559 |
It was his last wish..... |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2560 |
I had heard he was vegan |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2561 |
What kind of board are we if the chairman won't even trust us to save his seat? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
2562 |
His final resting place. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
2563 |
The only reason the firm promoted him is because it wants to project a more environmentally friendly image. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2564 |
Admit it, I've been growing in you. |
1.2258 |
0.07423 |
62 |
53 |
4 |
5 |
2565 |
He almost didn't show up when he heard we're meeting in a board room. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2566 |
What did you expect when you voted for cannabis? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2567 |
As you can see, I've been deflowered. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2568 |
Aphids. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
2569 |
If chosen, I want to assure you all that your offices will have more windows and natural light. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
2570 |
Global Warming: Crisis or Opportunity? Discuss. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
2571 |
We're investing in more scarecrows; end of discussion. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2572 |
It's like talking to a plant |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2573 |
It's the Board's new emphasis on different kinds of synthesis. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
2574 |
The next item of business is the watering schedule. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
2575 |
I think we now have enough evidence to go ahead with our genetic engineering plans. |
1.2222 |
0.07313 |
63 |
54 |
4 |
5 |
2576 |
It's always great to see the lawyers get promoted. |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
2577 |
It's going to be harder to move the plants to Mexico now. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
2578 |
The meeting of the John Birch Society will come to order. |
1.2222 |
0.07313 |
63 |
54 |
4 |
5 |
2579 |
When the chairman said he was going to pot, I didn't take him literally. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
2580 |
You do realize that 'Going Green' has its limits, right? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2581 |
Ladies and gentleman---We are going green! |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2582 |
You folks need to liven up. Drink the water, it does wonders. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2583 |
With me in charge, this business is going to blossom! |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2584 |
I believe we've invested enough in plant and equipment. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2585 |
Do we keep minutes at a perennial meeting? |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2586 |
One of us is a plant. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2587 |
Something tells me this new guy is going to be a despot. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2588 |
careful what you say-- it could be a pot plant |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2589 |
As you can see, we brought the new plant on line ahead of schedule and under budget. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2590 |
I think Mr. Jones has taken this vegan thing too far |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2591 |
There may be some lingering resentment. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2592 |
Let's talk about growth. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2593 |
I'm leaving the plant. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2594 |
I would like to introduce the new Chair of our perennial board meeting. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2595 |
...and silence swept the room. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2596 |
I know they wanted us to go green, but this is a bit much |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2597 |
It was the board's answer to run-away executive compensation. |
1.2131 |
0.05287 |
61 |
48 |
13 |
0 |
2598 |
I'll tell you a little about me.My roots were in the GMO Research field, but then I decided to get my MBA. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2599 |
Sober or potted, Cupsworth runs a good meeting. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2600 |
The consultants insisted we invest in our physical plant. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2601 |
Uh oh, you forgot his water! |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2602 |
Can someone please show me where the water cooler is? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2603 |
"I've had an epiphany! We're going green! |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2604 |
Disregard that rumor that I'm a plant by our competitor. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2605 |
So - that's the new plant CEO I take it... |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2606 |
Yeah, yeah, we knew you'd leave eventually. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2607 |
We thought we would be just as well off with a potted plant. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2608 |
'I believe in having a growth mindset.' |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2609 |
We remain unwavering in our commitment to growth. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2610 |
I know what your all thinking - that I'm a plant from corporate. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2611 |
Well, he has changed his hairstyle since the election but he still can only talk dirt. |
1.2131 |
0.07435 |
61 |
53 |
3 |
5 |
2612 |
If you ask me, our seed funders made a smart move. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2613 |
You think those are real? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2614 |
The only reason he was elected was because of his willingness to branch out. |
1.2131 |
0.05287 |
61 |
48 |
13 |
0 |
2615 |
If Trump is President of the United States, I guess the board figured a plant can be President of the Trump Foundation. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2616 |
Growth through leadership. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2617 |
No one can argue the promotion did go to the hardest worker. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2618 |
Does anyone here ever get the impression that he never takes any of our ideas seriously ? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2619 |
This isn't what I meant when I said we need to branch out. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2620 |
Okay, so I'll be leaving this fall, and I need someone to fill in for me. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2621 |
They must have replaced the elephant. |
1.2131 |
0.05287 |
61 |
48 |
13 |
0 |
2622 |
Did someone say organic growth? |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2623 |
Kale, kale, the gangs all here. |
1.2131 |
0.07435 |
61 |
53 |
3 |
5 |
2624 |
#When he said he was going to pot I didn't think it would be like this!" |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2625 |
Its golden parachute is a planter at the Brooklyn Botanic Gardens. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2626 |
I am not going to sit here like a potted plant! |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2627 |
With a little nurturing, I expect us to see exponential growth the next quarter. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2628 |
Careful, he's from the competition! |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2629 |
The board would like to replace you with a ficus. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2630 |
If you don’t do your jobs, you’ll all be replaced by plants. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2631 |
Damn! Was it Marketing or HR that was supposed to water the chief this week? |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2632 |
I wish I had paid more attention in Botany class. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2633 |
This company needs more BIO-diversity. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2634 |
Not bad for an oil company. We have a green Chairman and CEO. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2635 |
I say we challenge the will and I say we do it now. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2636 |
Starting immediately, all company facilities and employees are to go green! |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2637 |
Pot is not only legal now, but it's legitimate. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2638 |
We need to stop these leaks! It must be a plant. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2639 |
All those in favor of draining the swamp? |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2640 |
I'm all for going green but this is too much. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2641 |
With the company's new going green philosophy, I'll probably be replaced by a poinsettia. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2642 |
As it turns out, he was the perfect consensus candidate. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2643 |
And now for a report on manufacturing, I'd like to turn this meeting over to the plant. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2644 |
The note just says: "With the passing of my father, please accept this simple household plant as my proxy. Do not over water. Signed, Junior". |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2645 |
Why are those seeds of doubt still growing? |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2646 |
Is this what he meant by "I'm going green." |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2647 |
Oh, and another thing, don't ever get caught eating a salad. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2648 |
Today, let us befriend the ideas that uncertainty and paradox are attuned to the normal rhythms of life and that sympathy with nature will lead to leading without leading. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2649 |
SUPPLANTED! |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2650 |
Somebody water me, and then I think we're done here. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2651 |
I think he might be a plant from our competitor. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2652 |
Well I think the company should go green,but isn't this going too far? |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2653 |
The new CEO is a little green, don't you think? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2654 |
Agenda item 1: Hiring policy will bar all vegans. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2655 |
Many board members suspected the new CEO was a plant. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2656 |
No wonder they said "A potted plant has more business sense than all of you"! |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2657 |
First order of business: Drain the Swamp!!! |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2658 |
You might say I'm potted, but I would say well-grounded! |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2659 |
The last one was like watching corn grow. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2660 |
Well, Bob did say he'd be leaving. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2661 |
We're very proud of our diversity program. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2662 |
Let's go ahead and get started because I may need to leave. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2663 |
Sure, I’m a plant. But you can talk freely, I’m not THAT kind of plant. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2664 |
… and that is why we should all drink Roundup. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2665 |
I promised you that if we failed to turn a profit I would leave. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2666 |
I told you he was a Russian plant. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2667 |
So, the first item on the agenda is Climate Change. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2668 |
We're going to try for a greenhouse effect. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2669 |
I've called you together because the time has come the company to branch out. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2670 |
The potted plant sure is an improvement over the empty suit. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2671 |
I believe he has finally grown into his position. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2672 |
The bloomin' idiot at the head of company. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2673 |
Why did the plant manager call this meeting |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2674 |
As you can see, we're branching out with this new hire |
1.2131 |
0.05287 |
61 |
48 |
13 |
0 |
2675 |
We need to be more growth oriented. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2676 |
He was hired to help the company go green. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2677 |
'I may be green, but I do know what I am doing.' |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2678 |
You all still don't know why my office has so many windows? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2679 |
I'd like to bring up the issue of soil pH levels. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2680 |
I totally get your nostalgia for Bush. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2681 |
Look, I'm not just a potted plant here. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2682 |
Seems like everything is fine down at the plant. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2683 |
I think Board diversity has gone too far. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2684 |
I'm beginning to suspect that our new CEO is a rival plant. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2685 |
You see, our last Chairman turned out to be a mole so you can imagine our reluctancy... |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2686 |
We really have achieved significant growth from our seed funding. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2687 |
'K.I.S.S. ... "Keep it seeds and stems" - now that's a catchy slogan! |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2688 |
Looks like we were finally able to weed out the competition. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2689 |
The last thing I remember saying was, " Make me a plan, and have it on my desk by Monday." |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2690 |
Let's just leave it to the chair. |
1.2131 |
0.07435 |
61 |
53 |
3 |
5 |
2691 |
Now (italics) do you believe in climate change? |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2692 |
It's been 50 years and Flower Power is still with us. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2693 |
Diversity hire. |
1.2131 |
0.05287 |
61 |
48 |
13 |
0 |
2694 |
He's turned over a new leaf. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2695 |
Human Resources was hoping to increase diversity. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2696 |
Instead of just a few lunch time martinis, CEO Fulbright decides to attend this weeks staff meeting fully potted. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2697 |
Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I would like to introduce you to our new branch plant manager. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2698 |
"Next on our agenda is Plant and Equipment". |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2699 |
Mr. Trump wants it in charge, while he's in Washington. |
1.2131 |
0.07435 |
61 |
53 |
3 |
5 |
2700 |
Meet our new chairplant! |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2701 |
The bad seed became Chairman of the Board. |
1.2131 |
0.05287 |
61 |
48 |
13 |
0 |
2702 |
To put an end to all the rumors I am the plant the government put in your office. |
1.2131 |
0.05287 |
61 |
48 |
13 |
0 |
2703 |
You were a good choice for Chair, Janice. But white men like houseplants. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2704 |
The Chairman of the Gourd. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2705 |
First things first: economies of kale. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2706 |
If you were a tree, what kind of..... nevermind. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2707 |
Looks like the new branch manager forgot donuts. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2708 |
Boss said he'd be going green. --Sophie Salisbury, 11 |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2709 |
I knew he'd gone too "green". |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2710 |
I may sound paranoid, but it looks like it's a 'plant'! |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2711 |
This whole corporate Greening effort has gotten out of control. |
1.2131 |
0.05287 |
61 |
48 |
13 |
0 |
2712 |
I thought this was supposed to be plant personnel only. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2713 |
As you know, I've been hired to replace Bill, who, as it turns out, was a plant working for our biggest competitor. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2714 |
I've decided to shut the plant down indefinitely. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2715 |
No one talks to me anymore. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2716 |
This is not what I meant when I said 'prune staff.' |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2717 |
Okay if you can explain policy to this potted plant you can work in The White House |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2718 |
I have ideas. I'm not just a potted plant. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2719 |
To be politically correct , we're going to put a new Plant in Detroit rather than Mexico |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2720 |
Any questions on the new biodiversity initiative? |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2721 |
I think Bill misunderstood what we meant by low hanging fruit. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2722 |
That's not what was meant by perennial position. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2723 |
This biota has noted the by the rota that we haven't met our quota one iota. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2724 |
As you can see, the company is turning over a new leaf.e |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2725 |
Now that I'm legal, medically and recreationally, you are all fired. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2726 |
Our green initiatives must have worked. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2727 |
I knew it all along! |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2728 |
They had their reservations about appointing it, but it's demonstrated a penchant for growth. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2729 |
That's funny. I thought the whole "potted plant" thing was just a metaphor.... |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2730 |
Now I've brought you all in here to discuss something of great concern to me: your pledge to reduce carbon emissions. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2731 |
Stanford University Board of Trustees |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2732 |
That was no vacation - she's clearly had some work done. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2733 |
Just give him his Twitter account back so we can go. |
1.2131 |
0.07435 |
61 |
53 |
3 |
5 |
2734 |
So what makes this ficus so different from the last one? |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
2735 |
He represents the Green Party. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2736 |
Does nothing but sit there, look pretty and thrive on all the B.S. thrown around here. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2737 |
It's not that strange. The last one was orange. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2738 |
He wanted to see if anybody would notice. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2739 |
Don't be so naive. It's a plant. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2740 |
My ideas about branching out just doesn't seem to find roots. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2741 |
First off, let me squelch the rumors and assure you that I am NOT a competitor plant. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2742 |
Here's what I see in our future... "trellising" |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2743 |
Actually, I do take umbrage with your "don't just sit there like a potted plant" remark. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
2744 |
Security says we have a leak – someone in this room is a plant. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2745 |
He's President-elect, now this ? |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
2746 |
This is a "joint" meeting right? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
2747< |