Contest #545


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545


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-11-14
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-11-27 (estimated)
Number of captions 5188
Number of responses 344095
Number of participants 10623


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby. 2.1311 0.02554 1022 282 324 416
1 Before we start, would anyone else like some water? 1.9502 0.04123 422 162 119 141
2 He got his start in the lobby. 1.8986 0.04161 345 122 136 87
3 ...and I'll need an office with a window. 1.8781 0.04517 320 126 107 87
4 Ten bucks says he mentions 'sustainable growth' 1.8296 0.04754 270 109 98 63
5 Don’t look so surprised people…this IS a hedge fund 1.8226 0.04881 265 111 90 64
6 I thought we were moving all of our plants to Mexico. 1.8220 0.05129 264 119 73 72
7 It looks like Millennials are out and Perennials are in... 1.8140 0.05050 258 113 80 65
8 I thought all our plants moved to Mexico. 1.7890 0.05306 237 109 69 59
9 What I said was, "We need a plan." 1.7440 0.05552 207 99 62 46
10 I never thought I be happy to have a Bush in charge again. 1.7376 0.05811 202 102 51 49
11 They brought him in from the outside. 1.7245 0.05676 196 96 58 42
12 Keep tabs on the boss. I suspect he is a plant … a Manchurian Cannabis who's been rain-washed. 1.7202 0.05664 193 94 59 40
13 I bet he got the office with a window sill. 1.7202 0.05320 193 87 73 33
14 You're probably wondering how I called you all here. 1.7165 0.05833 194 99 51 44
15 You couldn't be any worse than the previous Bush. 1.7027 0.06003 185 97 46 42
16 I preferred the elder Bush. 1.6995 0.06113 183 98 42 43
17 Five years ago she was just a branch manager 1.6978 0.05789 182 91 55 36
18 Finally, a CEO who doesn't suck all the oxygen out of the room. 1.6944 0.05795 180 90 55 35
19 I think he was more effective as a branch manager. 1.6889 0.05751 180 90 56 34
20 We hired him to appeal to perennials. 1.6872 0.05671 179 88 59 32
21 I hear she pollinated her way to the top. 1.6802 0.06210 172 93 41 38
22 These are not the paid leaves I was hoping for. 1.6765 0.05994 170 88 49 33
23 He worked his way from the ground up. 1.6746 0.05848 169 85 54 30
24 Be patient. He'll grow on you. 1.6707 0.05598 167 80 62 25
25 Before the election I would have said he was under-qualified. 1.6686 0.06432 169 96 33 40
26 He worked his way from the ground up. 1.6686 0.05858 169 86 53 30
27 Don't worry. He'll be out by the end of Autumn... 1.6646 0.05947 164 84 51 29
28 Just a friendly reminder, no dogs allowed at the company picnic. 1.6646 0.05884 164 83 53 28
29 I thought we only hired Ivy League 1.6646 0.05884 164 83 53 28
30 Just last week I was adorning the lobby of Trump Tower. Now I'm the new Secretary of the Interior. 1.6626 0.06289 163 89 40 34
31 Who swiped my watering can, and WHO CHANGED THE BOY-GIRL, BOY-GIRL SEATING ?? 1.6562 0.06638 160 93 29 38
32 Well he can't be worse than the last Bush... 1.6541 0.06495 159 90 34 35
33 He can't really answer any questions about the annual report -- he's a perennial. 1.6541 0.06371 159 88 38 33
34 He's the branch manager. 1.6519 0.06019 158 82 49 27
35 Here comes the talk again about remembering our roots. 1.6456 0.06095 158 84 46 28
36 You can call me Herb. 1.6410 0.06363 156 87 38 31
37 Let's all welcome Herb, our new plant manager. 1.6364 0.05886 154 79 52 23
38 Look who got the window office. 1.6364 0.06168 154 83 44 27
39 All memos will now be refered to as leaflets 1.6316 0.05954 152 79 50 23
40 Good afternoon. Today we'll be discussing our hedge funds. 1.6216 0.05864 148 76 52 20
41 I have to admit it, replacing Mr. Trump was not that difficult. 1.6190 0.06916 147 90 23 34
42 She's been in a vegetative state since the election. 1.6190 0.06428 147 83 37 27
43 All he talks about is growth. 1.6190 0.06355 147 82 39 26
44 Apparently, he's here to provide a much-needed breath of fresh air. 1.6190 0.06206 147 80 43 24
45 He worked his way up from the reception desk. 1.6164 0.06393 146 82 38 26
46 I think we were all expecting a little more growth this quarter. 1.6164 0.06012 146 77 48 21
47 Let's not forget I worked my way from the ground up. 1.6164 0.06539 146 84 34 28
48 He's the new branch manager. 1.6164 0.06243 146 80 42 24
49 This is our new plant manager. 1.6149 0.06178 148 81 43 24
50 Same agenda as last week -- root causes, stem cell research, and leaves of absence. 1.6138 0.06204 145 79 43 23
51 It could be worse. Moses took orders from a burning bush. 1.6138 0.05887 145 75 51 19
52 He's from an Ivy League school. 1.6111 0.06004 144 76 48 20
53 Careful what you say. I think he's a plant. 1.6111 0.06664 126 69 37 20
54 When he said we were meeting about the new plant, this wasnt what I expected... 1.6084 0.06434 143 81 37 25
55 I am offering you all the opportunity to invest in my hedge fund. 1.6084 0.06201 143 78 43 22
56 I think it's time we open more branches 1.6084 0.06357 143 80 39 24
57 Given recent events, another bush being in charge doesn't seem so bad. 1.6084 0.06586 143 83 33 27
58 We're going paperless, effective immediately. 1.6084 0.06586 143 83 33 27
59 As your new CEO, my first executive decision is to move our table next to the window. 1.6084 0.06586 143 83 33 27
60 Please welcome our new Hedge Fund manager. 1.6084 0.06279 143 79 41 23
61 Perhaps you could wipe that smirk off your face, Elaine, and tell us all what is so amusing about the fact that I did indeed soil myself... 1.6056 0.06551 142 82 34 26
62 I think he got to this position through graft. 1.6056 0.06238 142 78 42 22
63 He started from the ground up. 1.6048 0.06757 124 69 35 20
64 He started as a branch manager. 1.6045 0.06532 134 75 37 22
65 They said they were sending over a new plant manager. 1.6028 0.06514 141 81 35 25
66 I hear he interned at a hedge fund. 1.6028 0.06514 141 81 35 25
67 When you said you'd take "any Bush" over Trump, you could've been more specific. 1.5942 0.06393 138 78 38 22
68 And despite all the dirt he still became CEO. 1.5942 0.05876 138 72 50 16
69 Actually, we've never had anyone ask for a glass ceiling before. 1.5942 0.06794 138 83 28 27
70 Let me clear the air: although technically a Millennial and a shrub, I do self-identify as a Perennial. 1.5942 0.06226 138 76 42 20
71 It wasn't me. I only pass oxygen. 1.5912 0.06838 137 83 27 27
72 I move we smoke it. 1.5870 0.06801 138 84 27 27
73 Meteoric rise. He started on a secretary's desk. 1.5821 0.06725 134 80 30 24
74 Say what you will , but he is the best plant manager we have ever had 1.5821 0.06204 134 74 42 18
75 Ladies, and Gentlemen, I represent the hedge fund that just bought you out." 1.5789 0.06768 133 80 29 24
76 Housekeeping accidentally leaves a plant in the CEO’s chair – 4th quarter profits soar and senior staff note a vast improvement in the quality of executive meetings. 1.5789 0.07016 133 83 23 27
77 What's the dirt on the new guy? 1.5789 0.06151 133 73 43 17
78 The good news is by moving it to the south side of the table, we have seen a lot more growth. 1.5769 0.06355 130 73 39 18
79 Of course HE gets the window office with the good sun. 1.5769 0.06261 130 72 41 17
80 Everyone told us not to worry-----this could never happen. 1.5769 0.06981 130 80 25 25
81 Next item – company holidays: Labor Day is out and Arbor Day is in. 1.5769 0.06067 130 70 45 15
82 Another Ivy League chairman? 1.5769 0.06540 130 75 35 20
83 Allow me to clear the air. 1.5758 0.06373 132 75 38 19
84 You're probably wondering how I called you all here. 1.5736 0.06764 129 77 30 22
85 My roots in this company go deep and I look forward to sunnier days ahead. 1.5736 0.06105 129 70 44 15
86 Just like you, I want to make this transition as organic as possible. 1.5736 0.06301 129 72 40 17
87 The company welcomes its new CEO, who narrowly defeated a woman for the position. 1.5736 0.06853 129 78 28 23
88 Please allow me to take a moment to explain the many November-April gaps on my résumé. 1.5736 0.06583 129 75 34 20
89 You've gotta hand it to him. He sucks the carbon dioxide out of the room. 1.5703 0.06532 128 74 35 19
90 Before we begin may I have a glass of water? 1.5703 0.06626 128 75 33 20
91 We began with a little seed money... look at us now. 1.5703 0.05941 128 68 47 13
92 Are we still moving the plant to Mexico? 1.5703 0.06809 128 77 29 22
93 Another President Bush? 1.5703 0.06626 128 75 33 20
94 I thought we moved all of our plants to China." 1.5703 0.06809 128 77 29 22
95 Finally, someone who doesn't suck the oxygen out of our meetings. 1.5703 0.07075 128 80 23 25
96 Honestly, I never thought it would get elected 1.5703 0.06899 128 78 27 23
97 Careful what you say, I think he is a corporate plant. 1.5669 0.06575 127 74 34 19
98 I’d like to see us double our CO2 emissions by the end of next quarter. 1.5635 0.06522 126 73 35 18
99 He manages a ton of other branches, too. 1.5635 0.06714 126 75 31 20
100 God not another Bush 1.5625 0.07081 128 81 22 25
101 Sadly, no, it's not the most insane thing I've seen this week. 1.5600 0.07130 125 79 22 24
102 That's the new plant manager. 1.5600 0.06054 125 68 44 13
103 Bush recommended him. 1.5600 0.06947 125 77 26 22
104 I've seen him standing around in corners here and there, but I had no idea he was the plant manager. 1.5600 0.06853 125 76 28 21
105 Daddy was a hedge fund. 1.5565 0.06994 124 77 25 22
106 When they said this meeting was going to be about the new plant, I'd imagined something quite different. 1.5565 0.06608 124 73 33 18
107 The chair has the flora. 1.5528 0.06652 123 73 32 18
108 I'd like you to meet our plant manager 1.5528 0.06850 123 75 28 20
109 You can't get rid of me that easily, people. I'm a perennial. 1.5517 0.06745 116 68 32 16
110 He used to run a branch office 1.5455 0.06428 121 70 36 15
111 It may be our annual meeting, but it's a perennial problem. 1.5455 0.06639 121 72 32 17
112 I see you've turned my father into a table 1.5455 0.07235 121 78 20 23
113 I will miss you all. I have been appointed Trump's Secretary of Agriculture. 1.5455 0.06843 121 74 28 19
114 I suppose you're wondering how I called you all here today. 1.5455 0.06742 121 73 30 18
115 We're expecting significant growth. 1.5439 0.06371 114 64 38 12
116 Just call me Herb. 1.5417 0.06684 120 72 31 17
117 I want all reports on my windowsill before noon. 1.5417 0.06991 120 75 25 20
118 Annual meeting with the plant supervisor 1.5417 0.06578 120 71 33 16
119 ...and I'll need your suggestions before autumn. 1.5378 0.06622 119 71 32 16
120 I think this guy's a plant. 1.5378 0.07039 119 75 24 20
121 Coffee all around, and water the chairman. 1.5378 0.06291 119 68 38 13
122 Another biodiversity hire. 1.5378 0.06834 119 73 28 18
123 I give him six months. Less if we forget to water him. 1.5339 0.06667 118 71 31 16
124 Apparently he's one of the Bush family. 1.5339 0.06985 118 74 25 19
125 As you are all aware, I am a big fan of hedge funds" 1.5339 0.06446 118 69 35 14
126 I thought Phil O. Dendron was an alias. 1.5339 0.07088 118 75 23 20
127 We anticipate significant growth in the second quarter 1.5339 0.06446 118 69 35 14
128 She manages our hedge fund. 1.5339 0.06557 118 70 33 15
129 I have soiled myself. 1.5339 0.06775 118 72 29 17
130 Welcome, plant managers 1.5299 0.06374 117 68 36 13
131 As you can see, I am fully qualified to be your new plant manager. 1.5299 0.07138 117 75 22 20
132 Looks like they've brought the Bush administration back. 1.5299 0.06928 117 73 26 18
133 Obviously a plant. 1.5299 0.06601 117 70 32 15
134 Here comes the annual's report. 1.5299 0.06712 117 71 30 16
135 I can't stop thinking he might be a plant. 1.5299 0.06821 117 72 28 17
136 That would explain the Miracle-Gro in the vending machines. 1.5299 0.06374 117 68 36 13
137 I wish I had been nicer to it in the elevator coming up. 1.5294 0.06295 119 69 37 13
138 Apparently he came up in a hedge fund. 1.5294 0.06407 119 70 35 14
139 Well, why not? The last CEO was just nuts. 1.5294 0.06295 119 69 37 13
140 Which bathroom will you use? 1.5294 0.06732 119 73 29 17
141 Be careful what you say; I think he's a plant. 1.5259 0.06758 116 71 29 16
142 Who wants to be my new Branch Manager? 1.5259 0.06868 116 72 27 17
143 Of course he got the promotion -- he's got dirt on everyone. 1.5259 0.06299 116 67 37 12
144 I wonder what his second wish would have been. . . 1.5259 0.07188 116 75 21 20
145 Millennials might support this idea but perennials will not. 1.5259 0.06646 116 70 31 15
146 He declined direct compensation..... but did request indirect sunlight. 1.5259 0.06299 116 67 37 12
147 So, is this your first ficus group? 1.5259 0.06868 116 72 27 17
148 He favors hedging. 1.5259 0.06416 116 68 35 13
149 You're probably wondering how I asked you all to this meeting... 1.5259 0.06868 116 72 27 17
150 Can you really be Chairman when you're still illegal in 22 states? 1.5217 0.06459 115 68 34 13
151 He's not even Ivy League. 1.5217 0.06095 115 65 40 10
152 My main objective here is growth. 1.5217 0.06459 115 68 34 13
153 Be respectful. He was just elected President. 1.5217 0.07239 115 75 20 20
154 It's as if Donald never left 1.5217 0.07133 115 74 22 19
155 Ten years on the job, Johnson, and you still haven't blossomed. 1.5217 0.06691 115 70 30 15
156 Before we start, does anyone else need more water? 1.5217 0.06459 115 68 34 13
157 She uprooted her family for this job. 1.5217 0.06459 115 68 34 13
158 OK, we've gone green. Now what ? 1.5217 0.06804 115 71 28 16
159 Be careful what you say; I think he's a plant. 1.5217 0.06915 115 72 26 17
160 He's planning a hosta takeover. 1.5217 0.06804 115 71 28 16
161 I heard that he was involved in some graft in his past. 1.5175 0.06963 114 72 25 17
162 I think he's a bit green to be running a company. 1.5175 0.06259 114 66 37 11
163 When I suggested that a little pot might help us think better, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.5175 0.06963 114 72 25 17
164 Meet our new branch manager. 1.5175 0.06737 114 70 29 15
165 Maybe he'll grow into the job. 1.5175 0.06134 114 65 39 10
166 He's only here because his father is this table. 1.5175 0.06963 114 72 25 17
167 Suddenly having a bush in charge didn't seem so bad. 1.5175 0.06621 114 69 31 14
168 He's a little green for a CEO. 1.5175 0.06502 114 68 33 13
169 So much for machines taking over the world. 1.5175 0.06851 114 71 27 16
170 Who knew he was a pothead? 1.5138 0.07093 109 69 24 16
171 First off, anyone thirsty? Need more light? 1.5135 0.06509 111 66 33 12
172 I think he's full of fertilizer. 1.5133 0.06666 113 69 30 14
173 I'm being transferred to our field office. 1.5133 0.06666 113 69 30 14
174 This new guy looks like he is straight from the nursery. 1.5133 0.06666 113 69 30 14
175 Well, this looks promising...his dad was a real stick in the mud. 1.5133 0.07234 113 74 20 19
176 And this is a scale model of our new plant. 1.5133 0.07234 113 74 20 19
177 Not another Bush. 1.5133 0.07234 113 74 20 19
178 Can we get you something...coffee, water, light? 1.5133 0.06666 113 69 30 14
179 I think he's a plant from Corporate. 1.5133 0.06666 113 69 30 14
180 So, are we just going to stare at it or are we going to smoke it already? 1.5130 0.07027 115 74 23 18
181 He's a seasonal employee. 1.5130 0.06342 115 68 35 12
182 Before we get started, anyone need water? 1.5091 0.06425 110 65 34 11
183 He's keeping his promise to bring back plants that went overseas. 1.5089 0.06830 112 70 27 15
184 I'm glad I voted for legalization. 1.5089 0.06590 112 68 31 13
185 Finally, leadership that doesn't suck all the oxygen from the room. 1.5089 0.06213 112 65 37 10
186 The good news is I've experience 20% growth in the last quarter. 1.5089 0.06467 112 67 33 12
187 Obviously, this guy is a corporate plant. 1.5089 0.06947 112 71 25 16
188 We're sorry sir. We just don't think the country is ready for another Bush presidency. 1.5089 0.07395 112 75 17 20
189 He always sucks all the oxygen out of the room. 1.5089 0.06947 112 71 25 16
190 Well, at least we've broken the grass ceiling. 1.5089 0.07061 112 72 23 17
191 Never saw it coming, all our data pointed to a Hosta takeover. 1.5089 0.06711 112 69 29 14
192 Have we pushed diversity too far? 1.5089 0.06711 112 69 29 14
193 Give him some time, he might grow into the position. 1.5089 0.06590 112 68 31 13
194 A few years ago he was just a plant manager. 1.5088 0.06261 114 67 36 11
195 He's our new plant manager! 1.5054 0.07272 93 57 25 11
196 Anybody not finishing their water? 1.5045 0.06877 111 70 26 15
197 What he lacks in charisma, he makes up for with several key nutrients. 1.5045 0.06510 111 67 32 12
198 I could see myself growing here. 1.5045 0.06383 111 66 34 11
199 I guess this means there won't be a salad option for lunch. 1.5045 0.07111 111 72 22 17
200 We've brought in a growth specialist. 1.5045 0.06510 111 67 32 12
201 New growth is very important to me. 1.5045 0.06757 111 69 28 14
202 He was pruned for this 1.5044 0.06301 113 67 35 11
203 All those in favor of adding Arbor Day to our holiday schedule, say aye. 1.5000 0.06853 114 73 25 16
204 Remember when we promised to elect the company geranium president when the Cubs win the Series? 1.4954 0.07094 109 71 22 16
205 We're looking for seed money. 1.4954 0.06468 109 66 32 11
206 10 bucks says the next vote is about either sunlight or water. 1.4953 0.06556 107 65 31 11
207 Sorry I'm late, but compost happens. 1.4953 0.06820 107 67 27 13
208 Frankly, I would have preferred a woman. 1.4953 0.07438 107 72 17 18
209 Excellent growth this quarter! 1.4953 0.06420 107 64 33 10
210 Watch what you say, it could be a plant from corporate. 1.4953 0.06556 107 65 31 11
211 Be careful, he may be a plant. 1.4953 0.06948 107 68 25 14
212 He's supposed to be an expert on growth. 1.4953 0.06820 107 67 27 13
213 Probably one of those Ivy Leaguers. 1.4953 0.07073 107 69 23 15
214 I always breathe a little easier when he's around. 1.4953 0.06281 107 63 35 9
215 He gave most of the seed money. 1.4953 0.06820 107 67 27 13
216 He changed his title from COO to CO2. 1.4953 0.07073 107 69 23 15
217 Before we start the meeting, I'd like to take a moment of silence to reflect and photosynthesize. 1.4953 0.06689 107 66 29 12
218 I worked my way up from the mailroom windowsill. 1.4953 0.06689 107 66 29 12
219 Maybe he'll grow in office. 1.4953 0.07073 107 69 23 15
220 Another blooming idiot! 1.4953 0.06556 107 65 31 11
221 He's a plant from corporate. 1.4953 0.07197 107 70 21 16
222 Don't worry, she'll grow on you. 1.4953 0.06420 107 64 33 10
223 We should watch what we say around him. I think he's a plant. 1.4953 0.06281 107 63 35 9
224 --and yet, we get more done than Congress. 1.4953 0.07197 107 70 21 16
225 I'd like to start with everyone taking a deep breath and exhaling toward me.... 1.4953 0.06689 107 66 29 12
226 Does anyone else need water? 1.4953 0.07318 107 71 19 17
227 As you can see, third quarter growth has been strong. 1.4906 0.06735 106 66 28 12
228 I hear he came from a hedge fund 1.4906 0.06463 106 64 32 10
229 When I started here, I was just a plant manager. 1.4906 0.06997 106 68 24 14
230 Careful what you say. He may be a plant. 1.4906 0.06463 106 64 32 10
231 Just imagine what we could do with more seed money 1.4906 0.06463 106 64 32 10
232 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you again for participating in this ficus group. 1.4906 0.07249 106 70 20 16
233 Alright folks, that should wrap it up. Would one of you turn my chair toward the window on the way out? 1.4906 0.06601 106 65 30 11
234 The hedge funds are moving in. 1.4906 0.07612 106 73 14 19
235 You think I'm successful? My Dad's a hedge fund! 1.4906 0.07124 106 69 22 15
236 Did anybody remember to bring the rolling papers? 1.4906 0.06867 106 67 26 13
237 Who knew when I said a potted plant could do a better job, I'd be right? 1.4906 0.06867 106 67 26 13
238 He worked his way up from plant manager. 1.4906 0.06322 106 63 34 9
239 See what an Ivy League education can do for you? 1.4906 0.06322 106 63 34 9
240 I've will not tolerate anymore talk of "moving the plant overseas." 1.4906 0.07493 106 72 16 18
241 Intel strongly suspects that one of us in this room is a plant. 1.4906 0.06997 106 68 24 14
242 They say the CEO hand-picked him. 1.4906 0.06322 106 63 34 9
243 They don't call this a hedge fund for nothing. 1.4906 0.07124 106 69 22 15
244 I've called you here today to explain why we have not yet filled the position of Plant Manager. 1.4906 0.06867 106 67 26 13
245 I'm so glad we didn't elect another old white guy. 1.4906 0.06322 106 63 34 9
246 Well, they always did say a potted plant could do the job. 1.4906 0.06867 106 67 26 13
247 Nepotism. His father's the head of the plant. 1.4906 0.06735 106 66 28 12
248 The ficus group loved him. 1.4860 0.06946 107 69 24 14
249 It seems leadership has become a perennial problem! 1.4860 0.06946 107 69 24 14
250 All in favor of more natural light say "aye". 1.4860 0.07072 107 70 22 15
251 He's the new branch manager. 1.4857 0.06916 105 67 25 13
252 - "Whatever you say, don't question his roots." 1.4857 0.06364 105 63 33 9
253 I knew it...it's a hosta takeover. 1.4857 0.06916 105 67 25 13
254 He is responsible for the seed money..... 1.4857 0.07047 105 68 23 14
255 I was skeptical at first, but he's starting to grow on me. 1.4857 0.06070 105 61 37 7
256 The decision was unanimous--you're the new plant manager. 1.4857 0.06916 105 67 25 13
257 Focus group? Looks like a ficus group to me. 1.4857 0.06916 105 67 25 13
258 I'm definitely committed to solar. 1.4857 0.06916 105 67 25 13
259 I'll begin by thanking all my colleagues in the branch office. 1.4857 0.06782 105 66 27 12
260 I'd like to report another quarter of growth 1.4857 0.06646 105 65 29 11
261 Here's the deal--you give me carbon dioxide, I give you oxygen. 1.4857 0.07047 105 68 23 14
262 Watch what you say. It may be a plant. 1.4857 0.07047 105 68 23 14
263 Why am I the only one focused on growth? 1.4857 0.06506 105 64 31 10
264 I wonder if this is about a hedge fund. 1.4857 0.06782 105 66 27 12
265 "Are we sure this is what a decision tree is? ' 1.4857 0.07302 105 70 19 16
266 No coffee for me, just a water and indirect sunlight would be great. 1.4857 0.07047 105 68 23 14
267 We're going paperless. 1.4808 0.07098 104 68 22 14
268 Should we offer him some water? 1.4808 0.06691 104 65 28 11
269 Enough about me - let's discuss the other branches. 1.4808 0.06691 104 65 28 11
270 What does he mean when he says it's time to 'prune staff'? 1.4808 0.06691 104 65 28 11
271 Are you kidding me? There's another BUSH in charge? 1.4808 0.06829 104 66 26 12
272 Now that I've cleared the air, let's move on to new business. 1.4808 0.06965 104 67 24 13
273 No one thought to get me some water, seriously? 1.4808 0.07482 104 71 16 17
274 It was supposed to be a joke—but this is what we voted for. 1.4808 0.07356 104 70 18 16
275 At least he doesn't suck all the oxygen from the room. 1.4808 0.06691 104 65 28 11
276 I hear he wants to open a new Branch 1.4808 0.06691 104 65 28 11
277 He doesn't look like much, but they say he really knows hedge funds. 1.4808 0.06965 104 67 24 13
278 It figures. Anything but a woman in charge. 1.4757 0.07410 103 70 17 16
279 We haven’t seen this kind of growth in years. 1.4757 0.06449 103 63 31 9
280 I’ve decided to leave to start a hedge fund. 1.4757 0.06877 103 66 25 12
281 So anything can become President? 1.4757 0.07281 103 69 19 15
282 I wouldn't have voted for it if I had actually thought it would win.... 1.4757 0.07410 103 70 17 16
283 No, YOU tell him he has aphids. 1.4757 0.07281 103 69 19 15
284 Nominate the fern, you said. It will be funny, you said. 1.4757 0.07014 103 67 23 13
285 The name's O'Dendron. But, you can call me Phil. 1.4757 0.07014 103 67 23 13
286 Well, at least he is not sucking all the oxygen out of the room. 1.4757 0.07149 103 68 21 14
287 Yes, it is time to discuss hedge funds. 1.4712 0.06962 104 68 23 13
288 Not the meteoric-rise-from-office-decor speech again. 1.4706 0.06784 102 65 26 11
289 I've been out in the field much too long. 1.4706 0.06639 102 64 28 10
290 All he ever talks about is legalizing marijuana" 1.4706 0.07200 102 68 20 14
291 I heard he wants to open a whole new branch 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
292 We're going to build a hedge. 1.4706 0.07334 102 69 18 15
293 One of you will be my next plant manager. 1.4706 0.07064 102 67 22 13
294 Get ready for the "hedge our bets" joke again. 1.4706 0.07064 102 67 22 13
295 Let's never forget that this company was started with seed money. 1.4706 0.07064 102 67 22 13
296 and they said we had to worry about the robots taking over 1.4706 0.06639 102 64 28 10
297 Don't say anything. I think it's a plant. 1.4706 0.07200 102 68 20 14
298 Think of me as another Bush running for president. 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
299 Just call me Herb. 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
300 Well at least we got rid of the dead wood. 1.4706 0.06784 102 65 26 11
301 Maybe he'll grow into the position. 1.4706 0.06784 102 65 26 11
302 I'm a perennial not a millennial. 1.4706 0.06340 102 62 32 8
303 Let me guess....growth. 1.4706 0.06491 102 63 30 9
304 It's been pruned. That must mean cutbacks. 1.4706 0.06340 102 62 32 8
305 Magna cum laude, Trump University. 1.4706 0.07334 102 69 18 15
306 It shouldn't take much digging to find some dirt on this one. 1.4706 0.06491 102 63 30 9
307 He's going to bore us again with the story of how he worked his way up from plant manager. 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
308 At least it's not a Bush! 1.4706 0.07594 102 71 14 17
309 Who else wants water? 1.4706 0.06639 102 64 28 10
310 Uh oh. Here come the perennial cutbacks. 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
311 It was a struggle, but I broke the grass ceiling. 1.4706 0.07064 102 67 22 13
312 The problem, sir, is you. We elected you to a five-year term but you're an annual. 1.4706 0.06784 102 65 26 11
313 This explains the quick change over to full spectrum lighting. 1.4706 0.06926 102 66 24 12
314 Here at FTD, we have a somewhat different view of diversity. 1.4653 0.06535 101 63 29 9
315 Don't hold your breath, he needs the CO2. 1.4653 0.06974 101 66 23 12
316 Before we start, can I get a little water? 1.4653 0.06974 101 66 23 12
317 Perhaps next time you'll take a cursory look at qualifications before you vote Green. 1.4653 0.07115 101 67 21 13
318 This guy takes all the oxygen out of the room. 1.4653 0.07388 101 69 17 15
319 I''m sure you're all wondering why you've brought me here. 1.4653 0.07115 101 67 21 13
320 I think he might be a plant. 1.4653 0.06684 101 64 27 10
321 Good morning...I'm your new plant manager. 1.4653 0.07115 101 67 21 13
322 This was the choice after the ham sandwich got indicted. 1.4653 0.07521 101 70 15 16
323 Can I get you some water? 1.4653 0.06684 101 64 27 10
324 We can't keep moving our plants to Mexico. 1.4653 0.06381 101 62 31 8
325 It's not a nightmare, we actually elected him. 1.4653 0.07388 101 69 17 15
326 I'd like to start this meeting by asking one of you to pass me a glass of water. 1.4653 0.06974 101 66 23 12
327 Now, before we start, could someone please get me some water? 1.4653 0.06381 101 62 31 8
328 He's just a placeholder until we find someone willing to put down roots. 1.4653 0.06684 101 64 27 10
329 He really brings a breath of fresh air to the office. 1.4653 0.07115 101 67 21 13
330 Eventually, the mix-up was discovered. Mr. Fitzgerald was found in the corner of his office, freshly watered, and away from direct sunlight. 1.4653 0.06831 101 65 25 11
331 Pssst...I keep forgetting. Is our boss an annual or a perennial? 1.4653 0.06831 101 65 25 11
332 My sources tell me that he comes potted to every meeting. 1.4653 0.06974 101 66 23 12
333 C'mon people, am I the only one photosynthesizing here? 1.4608 0.06921 102 67 23 12
334 Given the outcome, another bush looks pretty good 1.4600 0.07166 100 67 20 13
335 We used to be run by big tobacco. 1.4600 0.06878 100 65 24 11
336 Still a better leader than Trump. 1.4600 0.07306 100 68 18 14
337 Ficus group 1.4600 0.06264 100 61 32 7
338 Looks like the company finally decided to go green. 1.4600 0.06578 100 63 28 9
339 Give her credit. She worked hard and broke through the grass ceiling. 1.4600 0.07024 100 66 22 12
340 We need to start trimming the staff. 1.4600 0.06730 100 64 26 10
341 I guess that's one way to clear the air. 1.4574 0.06876 94 60 25 9
342 I just love having an office full of humans. It's so colorful and adds carbon dioxide to the air. 1.4554 0.06825 101 66 24 11
343 That's the new plant manager. 1.4545 0.07074 99 66 21 12
344 The Bush Administration 1.4545 0.07074 99 66 21 12
345 Certainly looks smarter than our last CEO. 1.4545 0.06622 99 63 27 9
346 One day you're at the head of the table, the next you are the table. 1.4545 0.06926 99 65 23 11
347 Oh sure, plant yourself at the head of the table and suddenly you're in charge. 1.4545 0.07359 99 68 17 14
348 He's a little green but has been groomed for leadership. 1.4500 0.07300 100 69 17 14
349 At least it won't take all the oxygen in the room. 1.4500 0.07017 100 67 21 12
350 At least the Chief has been experiencing record growth this year 1.4490 0.06822 98 64 24 10
351 Finally, a true outsider. 1.4490 0.07270 98 67 18 13
352 Be careful, I think she's a plant. 1.4490 0.06822 98 64 24 10
353 This was the only candidate who predicted growth in the next quarter. 1.4490 0.06666 98 63 26 9
354 They say he's very focused on growth. 1.4490 0.06666 98 63 26 9
355 The Board thought we needed more biodiversity. 1.4490 0.06822 98 64 24 10
356 Give me some sage advice. 1.4490 0.06507 98 62 28 8
357 Well at least he's pro-growth. 1.4479 0.06433 96 60 29 7
358 He looks too green to run the company. 1.4479 0.06260 96 59 31 6
359 Jenkins, when I asked you to find who is the plant in this room, I had something else in mind. 1.4479 0.06925 96 63 23 10
360 I never trusted him- he always seemed like a plant. 1.4479 0.07082 96 64 21 11
361 This new guy's pretty green. 1.4479 0.06925 96 63 23 10
362 My first initiative is to make us paperless. 1.4479 0.07235 96 65 19 12
363 The growth opportunity can't be denied 1.4479 0.06925 96 63 23 10
364 We could be waiting a while before the new appointment bears fruit. 1.4479 0.06433 96 60 29 7
365 First order of business: could you please move me a little closer to the window? 1.4479 0.07082 96 64 21 11
366 I'm the new plant manager. 1.4479 0.07235 96 65 19 12
367 The rumors are true. I'm leaving. 1.4444 0.06908 90 58 24 8
368 Oh no, he's potted again. 1.4421 0.07589 95 67 14 14
369 Best meeting we've ever had. 1.4421 0.07589 95 67 14 14
370 He's the only one in the company who can produce anything. 1.4421 0.07288 95 65 18 12
371 As to which bathroom I will be using . . . 1.4421 0.07589 95 67 14 14
372 Clearly, there's growth potential 1.4421 0.05542 95 55 38 2
373 Before we begin, I would like to thank you all for legalizing me. 1.4421 0.07133 95 64 20 11
374 Mark only got the corner office because he "needs more light". 1.4421 0.06811 95 62 24 9
375 As plant manager, I’d like to discuss the possibility of investing in hedge funds. 1.4421 0.07735 95 68 12 15
376 And that's the miracle of the secret ballot 1.4421 0.07288 95 65 18 12
377 Somebody get me a glass of water. 1.4421 0.06645 95 61 26 8
378 If you're all wondering why I've called this meeting, I can tell you the rumors are true: I'm leaving. 1.4421 0.06974 95 63 22 10
379 'New branch manager looks a little green.' 1.4421 0.07288 95 65 18 12
380 I don't trust him. He could be a plant. 1.4421 0.07589 95 67 14 14
381 I can't believe he came to the board meeting potted. 1.4421 0.07133 95 64 20 11
382 We're going paper-free 1.4421 0.07288 95 65 18 12
383 Started in medical, switched to recreational. 1.4362 0.07341 94 65 17 12
384 ...and yes, it's true, I worked my way up from plant manager.... 1.4362 0.06689 94 61 25 8
385 The problem, sir, is you. We elected you to a five year term and you're an annual. 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
386 The new CEO either needs a urologist or a coaster. 1.4362 0.07795 94 68 11 15
387 At least he doesn't suck all the air out of the room. 1.4362 0.06689 94 61 25 8
388 First I propose we get rid of the salad bar in the company cafeteria. 1.4362 0.07023 94 63 21 10
389 We always said he could be replaced by a potted plant. 1.4362 0.07023 94 63 21 10
390 I heard he's a corporate plant. 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
391 Oh, man, did I get potted last night! 1.4362 0.07341 94 65 17 12
392 If we want this takeover, I'm going to need more dirt. 1.4362 0.07023 94 63 21 10
393 I'm going to take an office with a southern exposure. 1.4362 0.05966 94 57 33 4
394 Perennial meeting of plant managers. 1.4362 0.07023 94 63 21 10
395 Of course he's in favor of a paperless office. 1.4362 0.07023 94 63 21 10
396 This is what we get for legalizing marijuana. 1.4362 0.07496 94 66 15 13
397 I hear he's big on solar. 1.4362 0.06858 94 62 23 9
398 The Bylaws clearly imply that if someone's in a persistent vegetative state, he can be replaced by a simple 2/3 vote of the Board. 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
399 I said we needed some FOCUS 1.4362 0.07341 94 65 17 12
400 Allow me to introduce our new Plant Manager. 1.4362 0.07496 94 66 15 13
401 I heard it was sent from the main branch. 1.4362 0.06858 94 62 23 9
402 We've never had a Hosta take-over before. 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
403 But first we'll hear from the Plant Manager! 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
404 Looks like growth has been good this quarter. 1.4362 0.07023 94 63 21 10
405 When we said a potted plant could do a better job we meant it 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
406 Let's not beat around anything during this meeting. 1.4362 0.06155 94 58 31 5
407 Looks like Bob got some sun. 1.4362 0.06689 94 61 25 8
408 So are we going to just stare at it or are we gonna roll some sweet sticky buds and get lit? 1.4362 0.07647 94 67 13 14
409 You think it's an FBI plant? 1.4362 0.07184 94 64 19 11
410 Do not be misled by my persistent vegetative state. 1.4301 0.06558 93 60 26 7
411 What a snob, he wants to be called by his Latin name. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
412 If it asks you to get its coffee, remember: no cream, no sugar, just a dash of Miracle-Gro. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
413 Finally, a Chairman that doesn't suck the oxygen out of the room... 1.4301 0.06558 93 60 26 7
414 This must be the new plant manager. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
415 I'm living proof that we don't need to choose between opening more branches and remaining true to our roots. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
416 Careful... He's a plant 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
417 All right, people, we really need to ficus here. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
418 Careful, I think the new guy is a plant. 1.4301 0.06558 93 60 26 7
419 Be careful, it could be a plant. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
420 Be careful, he may be a plant. 1.4301 0.07396 93 65 16 12
421 "He's done very well, but then, he is an Invasive". 1.4301 0.06377 93 59 28 6
422 Does everyone have enough water? 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
423 I think our new CEO is a plant from corporate. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
424 Lastly, I take offense at your suggestions I step down. I am a perennial favorite. 1.4301 0.06558 93 60 26 7
425 Which one of you is the plant manager? 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
426 I think it's a Hosta takeover. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
427 Anyone else need more water? 1.4301 0.06558 93 60 26 7
428 Let us spray... 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
429 Do I look like a Money Tree to you people? 1.4301 0.06377 93 59 28 6
430 Talk about breaking the grass ceiling. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
431 He worked his way up from the front desk. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
432 I told you that even a potted plant could run this company. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
433 So, why the projection of slow growth until spring? 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
434 Our focus will be on growth. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
435 Could I please have a glass of water? 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
436 Before we begin, is there anyone here who does not celebrate Arbor Day? 1.4301 0.07552 93 66 14 13
437 I don't want to hear about any more plant closings. 1.4301 0.07396 93 65 16 12
438 The hedge fund was a little short 1.4301 0.06558 93 60 26 7
439 He seems much smarter than our last boss. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
440 Apparently he's from a branch in Los Angeles. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
441 For starters, all meetings from here on in will be paperless. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
442 People, we need to start thinking outside the pot. 1.4301 0.06377 93 59 28 6
443 I could use a glass of water. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
444 This new CEO looks pretty green. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
445 He's always sucking the oxygen out of the room. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
446 I suppose, it is possible he'll grow into the job. 1.4301 0.06191 93 58 30 5
447 Do you think he's a plant? 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
448 I told you he was a plant. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
449 Let's take a photosynthesis break. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
450 The board was perplexed by the new chairman's request for a perennial review. 1.4301 0.07396 93 65 16 12
451 We don't have to like him, but we have to water him. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
452 Before we continue, would someone please get me a glass of water? 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
453 A little advice -- don't mention the aphids. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
454 Technically, I suppose, this keeps our plant in the U.S. 1.4301 0.07072 93 63 20 10
455 Let me introduce myself. I'm the new plant manager. 1.4301 0.06734 93 61 24 8
456 I knew her when she was a wallflower, 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
457 I think HR missed an important part of the 'Plant Manager' job description. 1.4301 0.07236 93 64 18 11
458 First order of business, we're canceling, 'Dog Friendly Fridays' indefinitely. 1.4301 0.07705 93 67 12 14
459 First, let me say how honored I am to be the first openly potted plant named to this company's board. 1.4301 0.07552 93 66 14 13
460 Careful, he might be a plant. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
461 This might be the corporate 'plant' we were warned about. 1.4301 0.06191 93 58 30 5
462 The first order of business is to appoint a new plant manager. 1.4301 0.06905 93 62 22 9
463 As my first order of business, we're replacing the table. He was my uncle. 1.4301 0.07552 93 66 14 13
464 This new CEO is starting to grow on me. 1.4271 0.06060 96 60 31 5
465 He hasn't had a creative thought since we pruned him. 1.4255 0.06504 94 61 26 7
466 I'm the new plant manager. 1.4255 0.07331 94 66 16 12
467 Careful what you say, he might be a plant. 1.4255 0.06847 94 63 22 9
468 I think it's time to think outside the pot. 1.4255 0.06142 94 59 30 5
469 I need you all to breathe more. 1.4239 0.06600 92 60 25 7
470 Who's the new Plant Manager? 1.4239 0.06416 92 59 27 6
471 Take it from me, money does not grow on trees. 1.4239 0.07288 92 64 17 11
472 I like everyone to meet the new plant manager 1.4239 0.07122 92 63 19 10
473 Who would have guessed that our competitor's plant in our plant was a plant. 1.4239 0.07764 92 67 11 14
474 Anyone else worried about the greenhouse effect? 1.4239 0.06778 92 61 23 8
475 You know, you can take Affirmative Action too far. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
476 Unlike my predecessor, I am a perennial. 1.4239 0.07609 92 66 13 13
477 Watch out for the new guy, I hear he's a plant from corporate. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
478 Well... it was either Trump, Clinton or this plant. I think they made the right choice. 1.4239 0.06778 92 61 23 8
479 Today I'd like to introduce everyone to our new plant manager. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
480 I called this meeting to clear the air. 1.4239 0.07764 92 67 11 14
481 On the plus side, it's a money tree. 1.4239 0.06600 92 60 25 7
482 Don't get the idea that I am just another ivy leaguer. 1.4239 0.07122 92 63 19 10
483 I guess we're going paperless. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
484 I suppose you're wondering why a potted plant would even want this job. 1.4239 0.07450 92 65 15 12
485 Hail to the leaf. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
486 Personally, I'm all for Hedge Funds. 1.4239 0.06600 92 60 25 7
487 Wow, he's really gone to pot. 1.4239 0.06952 92 62 21 9
488 His uncle provided our seed money. 1.4239 0.06778 92 61 23 8
489 I know a plant when I see one. 1.4239 0.06600 92 60 25 7
490 Careful what you say. I think he's a plant. 1.4239 0.07288 92 64 17 11
491 Somebody didn't get watered last night... 1.4239 0.07609 92 66 13 13
492 Finally, I am seeing some real growth. 1.4176 0.06642 91 60 24 7
493 On the positive side, the new CEO will not suck the oxygen from the room. 1.4176 0.06456 91 59 26 6
494 We need to focus on our roots. 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
495 I suspected he was a plant. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
496 The annual meeting of the Board of Plant Parenthood will now come to order. 1.4176 0.06456 91 59 26 6
497 Watch what you say, rumor has it that one of our officers is a plant. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
498 I've got so much dirt on this guy. 1.4176 0.06823 91 61 22 8
499 When they said a Bush was going to head the committee, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.4176 0.07341 91 64 16 11
500 I think there's a plant among us. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
501 I heard he's a biodiversity hire. 1.4176 0.07341 91 64 16 11
502 They voted for change. 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
503 He's the new GMO. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
504 We are all going to miss Herb. 1.4176 0.07505 91 65 14 12
505 Now that we've broken the grass ceiling. 1.4176 0.07505 91 65 14 12
506 Well, so much for the grass ceiling. 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
507 All in favor of adding fertilizer to the vending machines, say 'aye.' 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
508 Thank God it's not a woman, right? 1.4176 0.07505 91 65 14 12
509 I can't help thinking this is a test. 1.4176 0.06823 91 61 22 8
510 Apparently, money started to grow on it. 1.4176 0.07341 91 64 16 11
511 No, really. Anyone can be president. 1.4176 0.07341 91 64 16 11
512 Careful what you say. He may be a plant. 1.4176 0.06642 91 60 24 7
513 All the ideas I'm hearing from you are garden-variety. 1.4176 0.06264 91 58 28 5
514 I want you to know how pleased I am to be back as an insider for another winter. 1.4176 0.06264 91 58 28 5
515 ...and c'mon, people... do I REALLY need to put my name on the plant-food in the break room fridge?? 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
516 He seems a little green if you ask me. 1.4176 0.06642 91 60 24 7
517 So much for waiting until he leaves. 1.4176 0.06456 91 59 26 6
518 I never thought I'd say this but doesn't a bush look good now? 1.4176 0.07341 91 64 16 11
519 We can all breathe easier now. 1.4176 0.06264 91 58 28 5
520 I think the new CEO may be a plant. 1.4176 0.07172 91 63 18 10
521 Careful what you say, he's a plant. 1.4176 0.07341 91 64 16 11
522 After Trump, anything is possible. 1.4176 0.07000 91 62 20 9
523 Maybe he'll grow on us. 1.4176 0.06066 91 57 30 4
524 George was an unusual selection for CEO, but his family had deep roots in the industry. 1.4176 0.07824 91 67 10 14
525 Seems shady leadership is the new normal. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
526 Our new chairman is growing on me. 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
527 Call me paranoid, but I think he's a plant. 1.4111 0.07561 90 65 13 12
528 I think we should hedge. 1.4111 0.06098 90 57 29 4
529 Just a reminder, the office will be closed tomorrow for Arbor Day. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
530 I always said decriminalizing marijuana would just be the first step. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
531 Of course you control the board. And we control the watering can. 1.4111 0.07394 90 64 15 11
532 "I suspected all along that our Board Chairman was a plant". 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
533 Careful what you say, it could be a plant. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
534 Yes, fir. 1.4111 0.06869 90 61 21 8
535 Regrettably, to keep costs down, plans are underway to move the plant to Mexico. 1.4111 0.06300 90 58 27 5
536 Would anyone like some water? 1.4111 0.06869 90 61 21 8
537 I think he's a plant. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
538 Now we will hear directly from the Plant-Manager. 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
539 In short, ladies and gentlemen of the Board, while some see a storm as a time for taking cover, I see it as an opportunity. 1.4111 0.07394 90 64 15 11
540 Growth is our number one priority. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
541 He'll grow on you 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
542 We need to start thinking outside the pot. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
543 Sandy, I'm the potted plant that you suggested on Facebook could do a better job of running the company. 1.4111 0.07561 90 65 13 12
544 Sorry sir, that was rude of me. Not nip it in the bud...curb our spending. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
545 What makes you think that there's a plant inside the company, Allen? 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
546 President Trump was not available so he provided an equally qualified substitute. 1.4111 0.08041 90 68 7 15
547 Actually, this meeting is to go over the company's latest "plan." That was a typo. 1.4111 0.07561 90 65 13 12
548 Welcome to the annuals meeting. 1.4111 0.07394 90 64 15 11
549 As you can see, this idea still hasn't borne fruit. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
550 I'm the Plant manager 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
551 I'd watch what you say in front of him. I hear he's a corporate plant. 1.4111 0.07561 90 65 13 12
552 Watch what you say. I think it's a plant. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
553 Will someone please get me some water. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
554 Careful. Could be a plant. 1.4111 0.07394 90 64 15 11
555 ....and I don't want to hear anything more about HEDGE funds!! 1.4111 0.06869 90 61 21 8
556 On second thought, don't bring up about the need to trim back. 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
557 I know they told us not to worry about corporate espionage, but I think it's a plant. 1.4111 0.06300 90 58 27 5
558 I've been supplanted . 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
559 They say he’s the best, but he looks a little green. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
560 Based on the size of the office Christmas tree, we really did have a bad year. 1.4111 0.07884 90 67 9 14
561 Our top priority is growth. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
562 Not the first time he's shown up potted. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
563 Guess they went outside for new leadership. 1.4111 0.07223 90 63 17 10
564 The first order of business now is to hire a new Plant Manager. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
565 We're going paperless. 1.4111 0.07561 90 65 13 12
566 As new plant manager, I'm announcing that we are going green. 1.4111 0.06869 90 61 21 8
567 I'm sorry the board has decided we need to turn over a new leaf. 1.4111 0.06684 90 60 23 7
568 We would all like to know about the FICUS deduction on our pay stubs. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
569 I don't agree either, but the board wanted to go with someone from the outside. 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
570 Let's discuss our ficus score... 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
571 He's a heavy drinker. 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
572 I'm thinking of running for President. 1.4111 0.07561 90 65 13 12
573 nobody say anything,i think he's a plant. 1.4111 0.07048 90 62 19 9
574 Watch what you say. I think it's a plant. 1.4096 0.07075 83 56 20 7
575 CEOs like that don't just grow on trees. 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
576 This is their idea of a new hedge fund manager? 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
577 Better watch what you say. I think he's a plant. 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
578 We are here to welcome out new Plant Manager. 1.4066 0.06985 91 63 19 9
579 I mean, are we the Board, or are we branch managers? 1.4045 0.06336 89 58 26 5
580 I must admit, I do see plenty of growth opportunities 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
581 Psst . . . It's time for the annuals report. 1.4045 0.06534 89 59 24 6
582 Management's been pushing perennial growth. 1.4045 0.05919 89 56 30 3
583 I wonder who's going to be the new plant manager. 1.4045 0.07274 89 63 16 10
584 When I grow, we grow. It's that simple. 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
585 No coffee, just water with a touch of fertilizer. 1.4045 0.06727 89 60 22 7
586 I hear he wants to call it a perennial report. 1.4045 0.07447 89 64 14 11
587 Due to some inherent life cycles, I am switching these boards meetings from annual to perennial. 1.4045 0.07274 89 63 16 10
588 Not bad for a former branch manager. 1.4045 0.06336 89 58 26 5
589 Can't we at least agree that biodiversity matters? 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
590 Our plans have yet to bear fruit. 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
591 I think this means we are going green. 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
592 So the environment finally got a place at the table? 1.4045 0.06336 89 58 26 5
593 FICO, FCU, FDIC, and now FICUS? 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
594 He was right: A potted plant would eventually replace him. 1.4045 0.07096 89 62 18 9
595 I don't trust him. I think he's a plant. 1.4023 0.07574 87 63 13 11
596 Well, this should get the environmentalists off our backs. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
597 The first order of business is ensuring this company becomes a paperless office 1.4023 0.07574 87 63 13 11
598 Our shareholders were complaining about a lack of biodiversity on the board. 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
599 So is this part of our sustainability initiative or our diversity campaign? 1.4023 0.07212 87 61 17 9
600 What is the plant manager up to now? 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
601 This year I want to focus on growth. 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
602 Hope it's pot. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
603 I'd appreciate it if we can move this chat to the water cooler. 1.4023 0.06428 87 57 25 5
604 I am the executive branch. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
605 Even Monsanto couldn't have seen this coming. 1.4023 0.07025 87 60 19 8
606 I think if we moved her closer to the window she might grow into the job. 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
607 I hope this meeting's not bugged. 1.4023 0.06217 87 56 27 4
608 Can't anyone remember the magic word? 1.4023 0.07395 87 62 15 10
609 I guess we should cancel that salad order for lunch. 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
610 Before we get started, can we get you some water? 1.4023 0.07212 87 61 17 9
611 The last guy was axed. 1.4023 0.06633 87 58 23 6
612 He was obviously planted. 1.4023 0.06217 87 56 27 4
613 You're all fired. 1.4023 0.07574 87 63 13 11
614 I guess the rumors that I heard about this company going to pot were true 1.4023 0.06832 87 59 21 7
615 Hail to the leaf. 1.4022 0.07422 92 67 13 12
616 Have you met the new plant manager? 1.4022 0.06568 92 62 23 7
617 Capacity for growth is something we look for in our senior managers. 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
618 Don't trust him, he's a plant. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
619 just call me basil 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
620 They brought in a perennial after losing two CFOs to frost. 1.3953 0.07449 86 62 14 10
621 Good afternoon. I am your new branch manager. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
622 It's not what he says. It's what he leaves out. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
623 Now People.. I just want to remind you what happened in the film "Little Shop of Horrors". 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
624 Maybe, just maybe, it's time to start thinking "Inside the Box" again. 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
625 I'm from the branch office... 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
626 First order of business, paperless office. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
627 I always suspected Henry was a plant 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
628 We needed a committee member with a negative carbon footprint! 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
629 She broke the grass ceiling... 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
630 We'd like to welcome Carl, the new Plant Manager. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
631 If you thought I was joking when I said that I want this company to be greener, I wasn't. 1.3953 0.07263 86 61 16 9
632 It won the electoral vote. 1.3953 0.07807 86 64 10 12
633 Talk to me. 1.3953 0.07807 86 64 10 12
634 What? I thought you all wanted to discuss ficus responsibility. 1.3953 0.07449 86 62 14 10
635 Our nation has its POTUS. We have our FICUS. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
636 Try to use gender neutral pronouns. 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
637 You were right, no difference 1.3953 0.07449 86 62 14 10
638 Be careful, I think she's a plant. 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
639 How much greener can our company get? 1.3953 0.06876 86 59 20 7
640 We're going to make America so green again. So green. You won't believe how green I'll make it. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
641 I want to branch out. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
642 They warned us there was no telling what might happen if we legalized it. 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
643 I'm never sure when the meeting is over. 1.3953 0.07072 86 60 18 8
644 It's time for the company to branch out. 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
645 I told you his virulent veganism was going to change him. 1.3908 0.07193 87 62 16 9
646 I am stepping down today to begin my campaign for president. 1.3908 0.07193 87 62 16 9
647 Don't even think about making a plant manager joke. 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
648 Well he did create a successful start-up with just one cup of water. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
649 Our security has been breached. In other words, one of you is a plant. 1.3882 0.07502 85 62 13 10
650 He's our first CEO with support from all the branches. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
651 As the CEO, we're still waiting for him to blossom. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
652 Honestly, it hadn't even occurred to me that the greenhouse had a glass ceiling. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
653 They say he has deep roots in the South. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
654 Solar, I like it. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
655 I'm afraid it's time for some pruning. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
656 If I hear one more "Blame it on Bush" joke, you're all fired. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
657 How about we try smoking some of it. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
658 Let's all take a step back and photosynthesize the situation. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
659 Who do I have to fire to get a glass of water around here? 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
660 We need to nip this in the bud. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
661 It's an inspired choice for the head of the EPA. Green but not confrontational. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
662 Look who's in a good mood. He must have upped his nitrogen this morning. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
663 I move we begin going paperless. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
664 Tell me you didn't vote green. 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
665 I can provide the seed money your company needs to grow. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
666 In the interest of greater efficiency, we've decided to move the plant closer to corporate. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
667 I started this company as a little seedling... 1.3882 0.06502 85 57 23 5
668 His ambitions seems a little too dependent on solar. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
669 Isn't he taking this idea of going green a bit too far? 1.3882 0.07687 85 63 11 11
670 His ideas are growing on me. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
671 That's weird. The head of the table is putting oxygen back in the room. 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
672 I still think he's a plant. 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
673 Our new boss looks pretty green. 1.3882 0.06056 85 55 27 3
674 Is it just me, or is this company going to pot? 1.3882 0.07313 85 61 15 9
675 new rule - no more paper 1.3882 0.07687 85 63 11 11
676 He's the type that kind of grows on you! 1.3882 0.06283 85 56 25 4
677 It's possible we've gone too green. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
678 The chairman has decided to go green. 1.3882 0.06056 85 55 27 3
679 You want to know how I got to the top? One word: FERTILIZER. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
680 It'll be fine as long as he surrounds himself with good people. 1.3882 0.07119 85 60 17 8
681 I’m green, but I have deep roots in hedging strategy. 1.3855 0.07439 83 60 14 9
682 I anticipate first quarter growth. 1.3855 0.06821 83 57 20 6
683 Everything's going to pot. 1.3855 0.07239 83 59 16 8
684 Just think, he started as plant manager. 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
685 The card said it needs a place of importance with lots of direct praise. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
686 I heard he left his old firm because of a pot problem. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
687 Let's start by clearing the air. 1.3810 0.06316 84 56 24 4
688 Can someone get me a glass of water? 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
689 The stockholders want growth and profitability. What's profitability? 1.3810 0.07556 84 62 12 10
690 Before we start, I'd like to say that's a nice pruning, Sir. 1.3810 0.06316 84 56 24 4
691 Fern, you had something to say? 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
692 As CEO and Chairman I oppose this talk about plant closings 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
693 The awkward silence as they meet the new branch manager. 1.3810 0.07556 84 62 12 10
694 Yeah, mine says the same thing, "Come meet the new plant manager". 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
695 We've seen slow but consistent growth. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
696 I understand some of you suspect I am a plant. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
697 He always talked about going green 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
698 Our former chairman was supplanted. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
699 Let's talk growth strategy. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
700 First off, I would like to apologize for my getting potted at the office party. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
701 Looks different, but the IQ is the same 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
702 Let me guess. He wants to open more plants. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
703 The boss took going green to a whole new level. 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
704 Call the witch back. Tell her I apologize. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
705 He he goes again. Sucking all of the oxygen out of the room. 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
706 Yes, I'm the new CEO, COO, majority stockholder and a philodendron. But you can call me Phil. 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
707 The Board's commitment to diversity knew no bounds. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
708 Actually Larry, I'm sucking the carbon dioxide from the room. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
709 .....And from now on, we're going to be paperless. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
710 Is this the best candidate The Green Party could come up with? 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
711 Shall I ask him if he'd like some water? 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
712 In my place, Mr. Townsend has been permanently assigned to the lobby. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
713 In retrospect, the board members should have anticipated the impending hosta takeover. 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
714 Isn't he a bit green to be CEO? 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
715 No ideas? It's like someone sucked the oxygen out of here. 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
716 So.... when is it supposed to start burning? 1.3810 0.07927 84 64 8 12
717 I want you to think outside the pot. 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
718 Thank you all for your attention - and carbon dioxide. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
719 "And Johnson, if you forget to water me again before you go on vacation, don't bother coming back! 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
720 At least this CEO won't suck the oxygen out of the room 1.3810 0.06755 84 58 20 6
721 He's ambitious all right, but I'm not sure the country can take another bush. 1.3810 0.07364 84 61 14 9
722 On behalf of our entire company, I extend a warm welcome to our new plant manager. 1.3780 0.07492 82 60 13 9
723 Can we concentrate on the low-hanging fruit? 1.3780 0.07492 82 60 13 9
724 Increase our bonuses? Do I look like a Money Tree to you? 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
725 Have you had a chance to leaf through our proposal? 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
726 I think he's a plant from our competition. 1.3765 0.06690 85 59 20 6
727 Can we please take this meeting outside? 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
728 Is it me, or does it feel like we're stuck in perennial meetings these days? 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
729 I was brought in to breathe some fresh air into the company. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
730 Don't say anything you don't want made public. I think he's a plant. 1.3735 0.06347 83 56 23 4
731 She started on the reception desk and gradually just took over the whole company. 1.3735 0.07801 83 63 9 11
732 I'll be entering stasis soon, and Simmons, you'll be in charge. 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
733 Let's do introductions. I'll start. My name is Fern. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
734 Speaking as your GMO, I'm increasing the illumination and humidity in our facility. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
735 Bush 2020 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
736 I can't believe she was really saying "Hosta-style takeover". 1.3735 0.07415 83 61 13 9
737 It's not ideal, but the other candidate had an issue with emails. 1.3735 0.07415 83 61 13 9
738 I told you the new CEO was a plant. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
739 Be careful what you say...I hear he's a plant... 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
740 We were skeptical, but have to admit that you grew on us 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
741 I think we're taking boardroom diversity a bit far 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
742 I realize that I may not be the plant manager you expected. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
743 I want you all to leave! 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
744 Boss's new plan sounds like a bonsai scheme. 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
745 Our boss is the strong, silent phenotype 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
746 I hear that he's a perennial winner. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
747 This quarter I would like to continue my growth strategy. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
748 What do you mean exactly when you say the company is "going green"? 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
749 At least the new guy adds oxygen to the room instead of sucking it out like the last guy. 1.3735 0.06112 83 55 25 3
750 You, with the stupid look on your face, water me. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
751 Wow... He actually is a potted plant. 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
752 Watch what you say. They think there's a plant in the office. 1.3735 0.06575 83 57 21 5
753 At least this one makes oxygen. 1.3735 0.07415 83 61 13 9
754 Just having him in the room makes me breathe more easily. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
755 We must assume this is an indication that we're going green 1.3708 0.05846 89 59 27 3
756 Looks like I'll be trading in my brown nose for a green thumb" 1.3704 0.07545 81 60 12 9
757 He really sucks the oxygen out of these meetings, doesn't he? 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
758 Firstly, I'd like to thank our previous branch manager 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
759 Why the hell are we sitting here staring at a plant? 1.3690 0.07340 84 62 13 9
760 Let's talk about our branches. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
761 Who's going to tell him he's naked? 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
762 Our company couldn't send a more positive message than having our first Green CEO 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
763 And Johnson, for the last time, stop staring at my pot...my leaves are up here! 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
764 Just like him to plant himself at the head of the table. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
765 Anybody else thirsty? 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
766 Reincarnation doesn't always go as planned. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
767 Board meetings are so much more enjoyable now that marijuana is legal. 1.3659 0.07665 82 62 10 10
768 It's the plant he promised would bring jobs to Detroit. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
769 Anybody in here read Kafka? 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
770 After his failed Presidential bud, Mr. Bush will be joining our board of directors. 1.3659 0.07665 82 62 10 10
771 Whose turn was it to bring the coffee and miracle grow? 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
772 could someone switch seats with me? I need the southern light 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
773 Our final candidate has demonstrated groundbreaking skills. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
774 The board immediately regretted the blind hiring of another Ivy League grad. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
775 I know some of you have doubts, but as I grow into the position, I look forward to our achieving great success. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
776 You didn't believe me when I said we were going green. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
777 You sure that's the only Bush available these days? 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
778 Our company has gone to pot. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
779 She adds to our diversity, yet decreases our carbon footprint. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
780 Shh! He's a plant. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
781 Poor J. R., I heard it all started with a simple case of plantar fasciitis. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
782 As your new plant manager I want to thank each of you for all your hard work. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
783 He's our new plant manager! 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
784 Of course, he's got insider info on the competition. He's a plant. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
785 It was a fair election. Now what? 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
786 Good morning...I'm your new plant manager. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
787 I don't know if I can go that green. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
788 I think we've taken our green initiative too far. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
789 Word is that he is a plant from corporate. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
790 Going forward all job cuts will be referred to as "pruning". 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
791 It would be many years before they could have an actual board meeting. 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
792 Be careful what you say, I think the new guy's a plant. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
793 I knew he was a plant. 1.3659 0.07466 82 61 12 9
794 : “Watch what you say. I’m pretty sure he’s a plant.” 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
795 Twenty bucks he wants to build more plants. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
796 You can all breathe easier now that I'm in charge. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
797 He’s not as green as he looks. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
798 This is not what I would call, 'staying true to our roots'. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
799 The executive team carefully surveyed the new plant manager 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
800 A GMO CEO. 1.3659 0.07262 82 60 14 8
801 Watch what you say -- I think one of these folks is a plant. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
802 First Trump. Now me. Some people will elect anything. 1.3659 0.07859 82 63 8 11
803 He certainly has grown in the job. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
804 I hope he remembers when I used to polish his leaves. 1.3659 0.06610 82 57 20 5
805 Actually I thought our Chairman Bush was a real person... 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
806 First order of business. I want a glass of water. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
807 This is what we get for voting independent. 1.3625 0.07804 80 61 9 10
808 He looked taller in the photo. 1.3625 0.05965 80 53 25 2
809 Careful what you say...rumor is, this new guy is a plant. 1.3625 0.07387 80 59 13 8
810 Our new plant manager seems a little green. 1.3625 0.06225 80 54 23 3
811 Our executive branch is leaving. 1.3625 0.07804 80 61 9 10
812 Going green was always a goal of his. 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
813 I would like us to focus more on growth 1.3625 0.07598 80 60 11 9
814 Careful, I hear he's a plant... 1.3625 0.07170 80 58 15 7
815 The final candidates were this or Donald Jr. 1.3625 0.07598 80 60 11 9
816 You all know my deeply-rooted views on this matter. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
817 The doctors said it's the worst case of persistent vegetative state they've seen. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
818 Our CEO may seen a bit different, but he'll grow on you. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
819 Now we'll hear from our Plant Manager 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
820 I hear it's artificial. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
821 I guess his ex-wife was a real witch after all. 1.3614 0.07389 83 62 12 9
822 She just planted herself there. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
823 I'm from our California office. Relax, just take a deep breath and inhale. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
824 Let's just move our office to Denver so we can smoke it. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
825 First order of business - Bunyan, you're fired! 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
826 So tell me, what do you think of the new plant manager? 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
827 I guess the company is serious about going green. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
828 Here at Rainbow Analytics we pride ourselves on a management team that hails from every race, gender, sexuality, religion and soil type. 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
829 Why is everyone staring at me as if I'm the root of the problem 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
830 It was thought he could breathe some fresh air into the company. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
831 Please welcome our new leader, President Bush. 1.3580 0.07917 81 63 7 11
832 whose going to tell him about the mealybug on his lapel... 1.3580 0.07309 81 60 13 8
833 The company decided to increase the biodiversity of the workforce. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
834 Those who called our chairman dumber than a potted plant know who they are. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
835 Did you have a chance to leaf through the report? 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
836 It's not easy being green! 1.3580 0.06164 81 55 23 3
837 I am sure he will clear the air. 1.3580 0.05908 81 54 25 2
838 The new CEO is serious about carbon emissions. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
839 Are you OK, boss? You're looking a little green. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
840 He's really grown as a leader. 1.3580 0.07309 81 60 13 8
841 Dear god, he heard it through the grapevine. 1.3580 0.07309 81 60 13 8
842 Be careful what you say. I'm pretty sure he's a plant. 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
843 I call to order this Board of Directors Meeting of Plant Parenthood. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
844 She's full of fertilizer. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
845 I guess he was serious about going green. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
846 Usually these meetings are like watching grass grow, but finally a fresh face. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
847 I move that we take it outside. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
848 First order of business, water me. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
849 Could someone get me a glass of water? 1.3544 0.05985 79 53 24 2
850 How long before someone supplants him? 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
851 Really? No one brought water? 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
852 He thinks that we should open up another branch. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
853 He just sits there like a potted plant. 1.3544 0.07652 79 60 10 9
854 Could someone please pass me some water? 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
855 Great. Another plant from the board. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
856 It worked its way up from the mailroom. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
857 I for one oppose any policy that would limit CO2. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
858 Please stay. We're actually nostalgic for Bush leadership. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
859 You see now the hazard in allowing the stockholders to vote. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
860 'Her roots are showing." 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
861 I told you legalizing marijuana was a slippery slope. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
862 Ironic that no one thought to bring him water. 1.3544 0.07861 79 61 8 10
863 I blame the electoral college. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
864 Herb's the perennial late bloomer. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
865 The CEO has been supplanted. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
866 I would personally like to address the problem of employees taking too many unauthorized leaves. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
867 It's a meeting to elect a new plant manager. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
868 I know, but at least it's not Trump. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
869 Sure he's an Ivy League ficus, I'm just saying he's still too green to be CFO. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
870 I feel like we need more biodiversity 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
871 Uhhh...what, exactly, is a "Perennial Report?" 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
872 How did this transpire? 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
873 Unfortunately, Fern could not make it today. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
874 First order of business: the salad bar has been causing me some concern. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
875 We all need to get back to our roots. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
876 Should we eat it or smoke it? 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
877 Before you can be a board you have to be a tree. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
878 It's time we branch out. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
879 Here comes the "let's go green pitch" again. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
880 Marty did say that his vacation was going to be completely transformative. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
881 Be careful what you say around him... I think he's a plant. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
882 At the end of the day the only color that matters is green. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
883 First an empty suit, now a potted plant. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
884 You don't get a vote on climate change, sir. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
885 The board has spoken. I’ve been pruned. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
886 I'm thinking salad for lunch. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
887 At least he doesn't suck all the air out of the room. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
888 I think he's a plant. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
889 So that's 10 garden salads and a t-bone? 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
890 I thought we were meeting George H.W. Bush. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
891 Do I have a volunteer to take me home for the weekend? 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
892 Is it bugged? 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
893 This will be a new kind of leadership, one firmly rooted in the very soil of America. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
894 I don't think this is what the Board meant by "going green." 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
895 Never again will anyone in this company reach for the low hanging fruit. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
896 I may be green, but I can handle the job. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
897 The chair has the flora. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
898 Well, he's been threatening to leave for years. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
899 Marijuana won in every state.... 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
900 First, I want to address the rumors that I photosynthesized my way to the top. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
901 Now that's what I call a power plant 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
902 Let's not water him and see what happens. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
903 He's such a good listener. 1.3544 0.06251 79 54 22 3
904 Yes, we agree, even a Bush would have been a better choice. 1.3544 0.07861 79 61 8 10
905 'what new branches had you in mind ,Mr Chairman " 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
906 I think we've found the root of the problem. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
907 At his first meeting Herb had everyone's undivided attention. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
908 Let's take a moment to synthesize this information 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
909 He sure has grown a lot in this position but I wonder if this is the year he finally blooms. 1.3544 0.05985 79 53 24 2
910 Let's make this quick. I have a housewarming party to get to. 1.3544 0.07861 79 61 8 10
911 He’s definitely presidential material. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
912 Dare you to ask for a show of hands. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
913 Our leadership has gone to pot. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
914 He got that position by letting everyone else do the talking. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
915 I'd like you all to welcome the new branch manager. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
916 Okay, so maybe 'strong roots, branch experience, growth potential, eco-sensitive' left a little to the imagination. 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
917 I think our CEO is potted. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
918 Isn't the new guy a little green to be leading this meeting? 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
919 This company has apparently gone to pot. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
920 Could everyone just exhale, please? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
921 Well, that explains the nursery merger. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
922 We get it sir...you want us to be more deeply rooted in the company. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
923 Another quarter of record growth. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
924 I'd like to introduce our new plant manager. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
925 ...I'm going to go out on a limb, here... 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
926 The hiring manager said there was excellent potential for growth. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
927 We need to start thinking about pruning our workforce. 1.3462 0.06004 78 53 23 2
928 I had heard they were pruning the staff 1.3462 0.06004 78 53 23 2
929 Sure he's a little green, but maybe he'll be around longer than his predecessor. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
930 He got overwatered at the office party and tried to pollinate the HR director. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
931 If he doesn't say something soon, I'm going to water him. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
932 I feel like I could really grow here. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
933 Our new Plant Manager. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
934 I suggested our next CEO be fastidious, not deciduous. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
935 "First order of business; Who here is a vegetarian? 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
936 I have the feeling that we voted for the wrong bush... 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
937 Shhhhhhh , it's a plant. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
938 I'm Leif, the new plant manager. Initially, we'll be dormant, but we anticipate significant growth in the spring. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
939 Let's start with introductions. I'm Fern. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
940 And what are you doing about your carbon foot print 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
941 I'd like to address the gross overuse of paper in this office. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
942 I see tremendous growth potential in the coming quarter. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
943 There are rumors that our competitor has placed a plant inside our executive offices. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
944 Our new plant manager will be chairing this meeting. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
945 So this is our new plant manager? 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
946 He's tough, but I hear his bark is worse than his bite. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
947 Bad news. We're out of seed money. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
948 Is it possible to go too green? 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
949 A-fern-ative Action 1.3462 0.07705 78 60 9 9
950 I would rather be supervised by a solar panel. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
951 Get ready for some serious pruning and trimming in every department. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
952 Be careful what you say. I think he might be a plant from headquarters. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
953 Maybe now this company will take climate change seriously. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
954 Are you absorbing any of this? 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
955 I wasn't expecting this when they called a meeting of the top plant's employees... 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
956 On Sarah's first day at work, she realized that she was the only one not wearing glasses. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
957 As the new CEO, my first order is to replace the cafeteria salad bar with healthy water, sunlight, and manure options. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
958 He's fern but fair. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
959 I'm the potted plant you said you'd prefer to Bixby as your Chairman. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
960 What does he know about growing a business? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
961 I knew it was a bad idea to have write-in candidates. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
962 So that's what legal marijuana looks like. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
963 Despite increased biodiversity on the board of directors, HR continued to receive complaints of asexual nature. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
964 If only it were cannabis I wouldn't mind these meetings. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
965 Am I the only one capable of breathing new life into this company? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
966 I think it is clear we have made a real breakthrough in biotech 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
967 One word, people. Water. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
968 Jim, I'm afraid your plan just isn't bearing fruit. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
969 The people wanted an outsider. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
970 Anybody bring any rolling papers? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
971 Looks like he's turning over a new leaf. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
972 So what happened to the old plant manager? 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
973 We're with Fern 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
974 Just wait: he'll wilt. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
975 Previously front lobby of Trump Towers. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
976 So, with regrets, we've agreed to shut down the plant. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
977 And the first one to feed me horseshit will be fired! 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
978 Any photosynthesis deniers? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
979 Between a woman and a potted plant they choose the f***ing plant. 1.3462 0.08125 78 62 5 11
980 Looks like management was serious about turning over a new leaf 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
981 We're sorry. The board feels you've outgrown this position. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
982 I want to talk about security. I think one of us is a plant. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
983 Salary was the deciding factor. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
984 Our business is just too seasonal. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
985 We had to put a leaf in the table to accommodate everyone. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
986 Let's get down to earth, people. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
987 The company was undergoing a hosta takeover. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
988 All those in favor face the sun. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
989 I called you here today to inform you that our plant in Cleveland will be relocating to Mexico. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
990 Our search firm's choice for plant manager? 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
991 When we elected Bush to be the new Chairman, I thought we meant George. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
992 I would like to present my nominee for Agricultural Secretary. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
993 Welcome to the inaugural Plant Parenthood meeting. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
994 Bear with me as I leaf through the agenda. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
995 Now I'm legal, and we can start helping all Americans to feel great again. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
996 There was a time when you just couldn't get him to shut up. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
997 Not so loud - he's dormant. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
998 We will not be moving the plant to Mexico. 1.3462 0.07705 78 60 9 9
999 So this is the plant manager? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1000 At least he cares more about the environment than Trump. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
1001 I think the new CEO is a GMO. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1002 Watch what you say. He could be a plant. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1003 I'm opening a new branch next week. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
1004 Anyone else feel like a little pot? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1005 As to pronouns, "it" is perfectly acceptable. Now to the Human Resources Committee report - and we'll have to revisit that name as well - . . . 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
1006 Could someone bring me a glass of water? 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
1007 We've recently discovered that our CEO is a Russian plant 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1008 I say we don't water it 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1009 He has no qualifications as chairman, but we felt he's the lesser of two evils. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1010 No we can't draw the shades, I don't work that way. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1011 Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to be the first shrub to shatter the grass ceiling. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1012 It looks like we've been targeted for takeover by FTD. You'd better read the card. 1.3377 0.07534 77 59 10 8
1013 Let's hope that he grows into the job. 1.3377 0.05731 77 52 24 1
1014 All of these growth strategies involve indirect sunlight. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1015 Allow me to introduce myself - I'm the new plant supervisor 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1016 We can disagree about going green, but we have to agree he leads by example. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1017 I thought you said he was a vegetarian, not vegetation. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1018 Of course the new plant manager will be working very closely with me. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1019 Don't stare at me like I'm a potted plant. Somebody give me an answer! 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1020 It looks like they've drained the swamp. 1.3377 0.07534 77 59 10 8
1021 We're downsizing. I've called in the Bonsai Team. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1022 He is very impatiens today. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1023 Not what I was expecting when I heard we we'd be unveiling a new plant..." 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1024 Let's start the meeting with the annual, or the perennial, report. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1025 In our last meeting you voted for a new plant. 1.3377 0.07534 77 59 10 8
1026 Is it sexual harassment if I picture our boss in a skinny little joint? 1.3377 0.07758 77 60 8 9
1027 First, let's address care and feeding of the Chair. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1028 So let's sell, sell, sell. And remember, it's a jungle out there. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1029 The first item on our agenda...going paperless. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1030 Today's meeting is about going paperless. Awkward. 1.3377 0.07975 77 61 6 10
1031 I heard he got his start in Chia Pets. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1032 She's from the branch office. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1033 As you may have expected, my successor will not be one of you. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1034 Tell us about your growth plan. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1035 Ten bucks says this is going to be about soil conservation again. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1036 Call security. I think we have a plant. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1037 This new boss seems kind of green. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1038 He looks like he could use a drink. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1039 He pretends to be down to earth, but his family's roots go way back. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1040 Welcome to our first Green Lives Matter meeting. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1041 Same charisma as the old CEO. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1042 His management skills have really blossomed. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1043 Psst. I don't trust him. I heard he's a plant. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1044 I wasn't kidding when I said we were going green. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1045 It's the green candidate. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1046 I hate taking orders from someone so green. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1047 Now that corporations are considered people it's only fair... 1.3377 0.07534 77 59 10 8
1048 Everyone please remain seeded. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1049 We need to refocus on organic growth. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1050 We are going green, people. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1051 I've decided that we should have more branch offices. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1052 As you know, my roots in this industry run deep. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1053 I preferred the stuffed shirt. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1054 We're getting back to our roots. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1055 Could one of you bring me some water? 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1056 He hasn't said much, but I think he'll grow on you. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1057 From now on, our meetings will be carbon neutral. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1058 I told you one day I'd be legal. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1059 Congratulations!Growth is good. We have four new branches, and are greener than ever! 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1060 Some of you may consider this taking the ivy league too far. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1061 One of us is a plant. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1062 With your help, we can continue to grow the hedge fund my father established. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1063 That's a Trump plant. It's gonna be Yuge! 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1064 Careful what you say, he's a plant. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1065 Not the George Bush I was expecting... 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1066 I'm thinking that this CEO may be a plant. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1067 Is this about my CO2 emissions? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1068 Before we begin, I'd like you all to take a deep breath out. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1069 It's very clear that if our business is going to survive, we have to start branching out. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1070 If he doesn't come back, he said to water it twice a week. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1071 Is it narcissistic or just a narcissus? 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1072 Is anyone else in R&D experiencing potential side effects, or am I the only one? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1073 All those in favor of recreational marijuana, say aye. 1.3377 0.07758 77 60 8 9
1074 Business is blooming. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1075 It grows on you. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1076 This company's going to pot. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1077 I guess we're no longer beating around the bush. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
1078 Good, we all agreed again. It's manure for lunch. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
1079 The Monsanto annual meeting will now come to order. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1080 "Let's hope he leaves early". 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1081 After all, he is the plant manager. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1082 I'm thinking a big salad for lunch. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1083 Effective immediately, we're going paperless. 1.3289 0.07583 76 59 9 8
1084 The committee for funding plant parenthood will come to order. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1085 Effective immediately, we're opening more branch offices. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1086 First thing we're going to do, people, is make shrubs great again! 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1087 All in favor of water for lunch say yeah. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1088 He is organic, biodynamic and now legal in California, but almost impossible to interpret. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1089 He's an Ivy League whiz kid apparently. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1090 Due to a conflict of interest I recuse myself from our vote about the new branch. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1091 You think he's just going sit there and photosynthesize all day? 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1092 You suck the oxygen out of the room! 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1093 I take my job as branch manager seriously 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1094 You guys are missing the forest for the tree. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1095 We are now officially a green company. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1096 So we went green. Now what? 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1097 Hey Fern. what do you think about the apposing hedge fund. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1098 His retirement package includes composting 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1099 I heard there were leeks in the department. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1100 He's a bit green, isn't he? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1101 It's part of our green initiative. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1102 Stop beating around the bush. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1103 Now if you'll all turn to page 2 of your leaflet, we can begin. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1104 20 years ago I was an an illegal plant, now I'm president 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1105 Who wants to tell Ivy that her attitude has poisoned this whole meeting? 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1106 Don't let it see you eating a salad. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1107 I like it. The listening is about the same but it talks a lot less. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1108 OK, ladies and gentlemen, here's how it works: I make the oxygen for you, you make the carbon dioxide for me. We're a team! We're Photosynthesis! Any questions? 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1109 His speech is rather flowery too. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1110 First we grow the boss, then we grow the company. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1111 Yes, he's a little green, but I think he's just the sort of leader this company needs. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1112 The branch office had great things to say about her, but I don't think she'll bear fruit. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1113 I've called you all here to be my eyes and ears...and arms and brains. In fact just run it the way you want 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1114 I got this job because of roots in the community. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1115 Did I hear "There will be growth in the spring!" ? 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1116 Finally a meeting that bares fruit. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1117 We think he was sent here from the other company as a plant. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1118 Call our plant manager. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1119 Unanimously agreed, we need a plant manager. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1120 I'll say one thing, he sure has inspired growth! 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1121 Transparency is fine, but I'll need indirect sunlight and bottled water too. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1122 The merger with Monsanto is now complete. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1123 Don't say too much- he might be a plant. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1124 Thank you for switching sides, Gary. I prefer to be near the window. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1125 Careful what you say, I suspect there's a plant among us. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
1126 First, I'd like to address the rumors that I'm having an inappropriate relationship with the orchid in the reception area. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1127 Let me introduce the new Plant Director. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1128 Let's talk growth. 1.3289 0.07583 76 59 9 8
1129 This wasn't what I had in mind when I heard we were meeting the new branch manager today. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1130 Ever since the company went green there seems to be a real lack of leadership. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1131 This won't be the first time a bush screwed up this company. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1132 who put miracle grow on the ashes? 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1133 Growth this quarter has been disappointing. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1134 We need growth opportunities. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1135 The firm wants to branch out. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1136 Be careful what you say . She could be a plant . 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1137 That Miracle Grow merger is going to be a top priority in 2017 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1138 Tell me this isn't their idea of an "Ivy League" partner! 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1139 Well, we planted a seed. Now what? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1140 Is that the new plant manager? 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1141 Perhaps letting the internet choose our new CEO was a mistake. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1142 Don't trust him, he's a plant. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1143 I'd like to see more foliage on casual Fridays. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1144 Bush replaces Trump at climate talks. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1145 Let's hear from the plant manager next. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1146 Is it me, or does it feel like all the air was just sucked out of the room? 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1147 Is he saying grow the business or go back to our roots? 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1148 Our latest projections call for growth in the spring. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1149 Donald Trump's newly formed cabinet learns where oxygen comes from 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1150 Looks like we have another Bush leading us! 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1151 All in favor of smoking the Chairman... 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1152 Obviously, seniority counts more than performance around here. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1153 Didn't you ask for a new Plant Manager? 1.3289 0.08032 76 61 5 10
1154 We wanted to see the fiscal plan, not the ficus plant. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1155 I think we've found the plant - now where's the mole? 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1156 I love working for the power plant. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1157 I knew she dyed her roots. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1158 No, YOU tell him he has aphids. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1159 It was this or a woman as President. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1160 When you said the CEO was a potted plant, I thought you just meant he was useless. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
1161 When the company hired a new 'Plant Manager' I had a somewhat different expectation. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1162 We'd like to congratulate you on your growth this quarter. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1163 This quarter will be all about organic growth. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
1164 We've been had! He was a plant all along. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1165 Well, we elected him. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
1166 The new plant manager looks a bit green. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1167 We need to start thinking outside the pot. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1168 Now that I have the window office,... 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1169 I've decided to move the plant overseas. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1170 I think it's called an office plant, not a corporate spy. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1171 So further plant closures are off the table? 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1172 Our plant expansion plan has been a great success! 1.3247 0.07721 77 61 7 9
1173 We won't see any growth without a rainmaker. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1174 We brought you here to talk about your Ficus score. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1175 It re-creates the oxygen we suck out of the room. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1176 Apparently, it promised to make our company great again. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1177 Which one of you voted for the plant closing? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1178 And to think, all the other women in her family are houseplants. 1.3247 0.07496 77 60 9 8
1179 I'd say the paradigm on the greenhouse effect has shifted. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1180 Let's stop beating around the bush 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1181 This new CEO is all about growth. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1182 Ladies and gentlemen... I have reason to believe one of us is a plant. 1.3200 0.07631 75 59 8 8
1183 His father is a money tree 1.3200 0.07631 75 59 8 8
1184 If I "grew where I was planted" I never would have come this far. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1185 I understand I have a nickname. Would anyone here like to share it? 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1186 You did say anything but Trump! 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1187 I'm replacing all of you with palm trees except for Ferguson. His replacement will be a Spineless Yucca. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1188 As you're new CEO, I'm pleased to announce that we're changing our focus from Artificial Intelligence to mulch and Easter lilies. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1189 So all this time I've been turning carbon dioxide into oxygen...what in the world have you all been doing??! 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1190 It's definitely getting taller, but I don't see any money growing on it yet. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1191 I think it's safe to assume we're facing a public relations challenge. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1192 Who's the new Plant Manager? 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1193 Now the LSD has taken effect; let's start from scratch with the meeting. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1194 I suppose he thinks he can run for President now too.. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1195 Who's got dirt? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1196 Perennial numbers are looking great guys! 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1197 Too bad the old man didn’t have a wife or kids to leave his estate to. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1198 If God could appear as a burning bush, so can I. Who has a lighter? 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1199 Isn't anyone going to offer me some water? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1200 Are you sure the electoral college was the best way to choose a leader ? 1.3200 0.07864 75 60 6 9
1201 Our projections show that we will continue to grow. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1202 I hate long meetings. He was a sapling when we sat down. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1203 She's from a different branch. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1204 First off, no more paper! 1.3200 0.07864 75 60 6 9
1205 "Shhh…it could be a plant. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
1206 From now on we're going to think inside the pot. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1207 I don't care if the new guy is a transplant from North Carolina, I don't want him in the bathroom when I'm in there. 1.3200 0.07391 75 58 10 7
1208 My roots are deep in this company 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1209 As we enter into a new presidential term, we meet to say goodbye to our friend, the environment. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1210 Anybody need some water? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1211 You're ferned! 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1212 The chairmanship is an annual position. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1213 Cannabis, we want you to head up our west-coast operations 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1214 You'll have to use the transplant bathroom. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1215 It's just while he's in the White House. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1216 Talk to me. 1.3151 0.07773 73 58 7 8
1217 Perhaps just take some time to let the idea grow. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1218 I think you'll all agree that we've seen tremendous growth this year. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1219 I'm so glad I can finally come out of the closet . . . Pot is legal! 1.3151 0.08014 73 59 5 9
1220 I believe someone on this board is a plant. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1221 Photosynthesis is the new synergy. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1222 I heard the new CEO was hired to turn over a new leaf. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1223 Roger—get me a glass of water. You people are killing me. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1224 That's not the Pot we voted for! 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1225 It's time we turn over a new leaf. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1226 Does this pot make me look fat? 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1227 Alright folks, we're going to limit this meeting to 1-2 hours of direct sunlight 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1228 So, does this mean we finally have to take climate change seriously? 1.3151 0.07773 73 58 7 8
1229 His effectiveness lies in his ability to photosynthesize. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1230 At the top of our agenda today is the sale of our chainsaw division. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1231 Now even our meetings have to be carbon-neutral. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1232 It's about the only thing growing in this company. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1233 He's always potted after lunch. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1234 A lot of dirt, but the winner nonetheless. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1235 It didn't take much to make the new CEO happy--water, sunlight and bull sh*t at Board meetings. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1236 A-fern-ative Action 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1237 CEOregeno 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1238 "I appreciate your perennial loyalty". 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1239 The only way the competition could have gotten that kind of information on our next move is if one of you is a plant. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1240 This one's much easier to work with, but there will be leaks. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1241 Someone put a little too much fertilizer on this morning. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1242 Thanks to your collective denial of global warming I will be taking over now. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1243 Nice to meet you all. Please call me Bud. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1244 He's an expert on workplace biodiversity. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1245 The search for diversity is officially over. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1246 Can we get you something? Water? 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1247 Bob, lovin' the new pot! 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1248 I heard he used to be a nut. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1249 Oh no, here comes the 'organic growth' speech again. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1250 I suspect everyone got the memo about the new green initiative. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1251 Higgens, what are the third quarter numbers on our plant in Michigan? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1252 Our global warming initiative has eliminated the CEO's carbon footprint completely 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1253 "Don't irritate him. Irrigate him". 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1254 Well... better than artificial intelligence. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1255 Watch what you say. Obviously it's a plant. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1256 We brought him in to help with our carbon footprint. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1257 Of course he likes you...you have a green thumb and a brown nose. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1258 I see they've decided to promote from within. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1259 This isn't the first time our plant manager tested positive for pot. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1260 Can we assume that you support the legalizatiion of marijuana? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1261 With our new board member, no one can say we are not environmentaly conscious. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1262 I hope it's understood that I'M the only perennial here. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1263 Democrats everywhere started to dream of the good old days of Bush. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1264 The family tree is taking over. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
1265 But the upside is, I've never been charged with sexual assault. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1266 I'm afraid our plant manager is potted again. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1267 After careful consideration, the Producers of The Apprentice have decided to employ a more intelligent host. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1268 Well, surely I'm an improvement over the empty chair who led this company before me. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1269 At the monthly board meeting, it became glaringly obvious that the company had gone to pot. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1270 May I have a glass of water, please? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1271 Let's wrap this up, I've got to pick my seeds up from school. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1272 I never do well on these group job interviews. 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
1273 The stench of fresh fertilizer quickly filled the room with apprehension. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1274 Still not as boring as that HR presentation last week. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1275 Sometimes a plant is just a plant. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1276 It's a plant from the opposition. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1277 Good thing it's an annual. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1278 At their last meeting the board decided to grow the company organically. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1279 It's clouding over. Let's wrap this up. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1280 He's potted as usual! 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1281 I still say the orchid was a more attractive candidate. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1282 As the first order of business, show your thumbs. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1283 I'm grateful for your support during this time of transition. It was not an easy decision, but the truth is I've never really identified as a conifer. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1284 This isn't what I meant by "organic growth". 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1285 This is not what we meant when we asked for plant expansion. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1286 He reminds me of that President we had a few years ago. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1287 Yes sir, we know Tom is a vegetarian and we already fired him. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1288 He says he's all about cost cutting, but he's never willing to close any branches. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1289 Apparently this year's strategic plan is all about organic growth 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1290 I vote "yes" for more carbon dioxide. How about the rest of you? 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
1291 I think you can all see we aren't showing enough growth in the third quarter . . . 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1292 Who says I'm not GREEN?!?! I'm the GREENEST EVER!! I'm hugely GREEN!! There's no one GREENER than ME!! I'll make America GREEN again, believe me!! And, you are all FIRED. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1293 Not another think outside the boxwood meeting. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1294 And they said a write-in candidate could never become president. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1295 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mary Jane and I am your company’s new stress management consultant. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1296 Fourth quarter growth has slowed. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1297 Could you explain again why going green is good for the company, Melvin? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1298 What makes you think it’s carnivorous? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1299 This quarter, I am focused on growth and saturation. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1300 This one is way too green to become a member of the board. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1301 I said we need a rubber stamp, not a rubber plant. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1302 A stress management test in action to see who flips out first. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1303 You can suck all the oxygen out of the room. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1304 Let's just say she's grown on me. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1305 That's Department of Agriculture, I would guess 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1306 It was either me or a woman. 1.3056 0.07822 72 58 6 8
1307 I'm sure most of you are stunned that I was chosen as CEO. Frankly, so am I. But here we are. Hey, somebody get me a drink of water. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1308 No dead wood in this company 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1309 We might be taking this green initiative a bit too far. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1310 Where's Fern? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1311 And I thought I was potted. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1312 When I said "we need a greener CEO", I did not mean it quite so literally. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1313 I'm not sure we should be focused on growth until we're more firmly planted sir. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1314 It started with a reality tv show. 1.3056 0.07822 72 58 6 8
1315 He's not going anywhere. He's rooted in the business. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1316 Wow! 200% growth this quarter! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1317 I have a feeling someone in here is a plant. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1318 How about cannabis rex as a new product name? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1319 It all started with gluten free. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1320 Greenhouse Effect, as if that's a bad thing. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1321 First I'd like to take a moment to thank my father for his years of service to this company as our table. 1.3056 0.07822 72 58 6 8
1322 I'm still more qualified for CEO than Trump is for President. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1323 Photosynthesis, people! This isn't rocket science. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1324 Ladies and gentlemen, we'll resume in seven minutes, after our water break. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
1325 Good news. Looks like the new plant is doing well. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1326 Jill Stein's first cabinet meeting. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
1327 We should never have opened that branch office. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1328 Mr. Morganenthau, who had held the majority of our Class A stock prior to his death, apparently was somewhat whimsical in writing his will. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1329 Is it my understanding, you want us to deck the halls with boughs of holly? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1330 I have a feeling we will have to nip this problem in the bud. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1331 After 15 years, the board finally found a CEO in favor of anti-pollution laws. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1332 Rumor has it he gave our previous CEO a fungus. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
1333 We need a little bit more biodiversity in this office. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1334 Our poison pill didn't discourage the takeover so we're gonna try a poison oak. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1335 At least it's a step from Trump. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1336 Is it cynical to think that his choice for Secretary of Global Warming may just be a token? 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1337 From now on, the corporate office will answer to the plant. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1338 Be careful what you say. It might be a plant. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1339 It's come to the point where even I think we're better off with President Bush. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1340 Oh no, get ready for his latest discussion on climate change. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1341 Sorry Sir, no one on this board understands photosynthesis! 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1342 Back when the company was falling apart, he alone was deciduous enough to save it. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1343 Be careful what you say I think there could be a plant. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1344 I heard he's rootless. 1.2958 0.07871 71 58 5 8
1345 I can't believe our CEO was supplanted. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1346 He looks thirsty 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1347 Are we all potted or did I just see that leaf talk? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1348 No, this is not an environmental take-over; I'm just as plastic as you. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1349 Now lets hear the media say we are not serious about our green agenda 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1350 Cancel the salad lunch. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1351 Here comes another lecture about organic growth. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1352 His top priority is going paperless. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1353 Does the new plant manager seems green? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1354 We get it, you're vegan. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1355 Sadly, he's a perennial. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1356 He doesn't have much experience, but his potential for growth is amazing... 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1357 What happened to the horse's ass? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1358 I didn't realize we had literally elected a potted plant. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1359 To start, let's congratulate ourselves on adoption of the new radical diversity policy. 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1360 You are to use me for medicinal purposes only. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1361 As of today there will be no vegetarian options in the cafeteria. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1362 You'll get used to it. In my last panel, the CEO was a goldfish. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1363 Unlike my predecessor, I'm not a fern, so there are going to be some major changes. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1364 I'm still shocked we voted him in. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1365 I'm afraid Seymour will not be joining us today... 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1366 In his dream, Fred was Chairman of the Board. But when he awoke, he was still a potted plant. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1367 Organic, sustainable, local, plus it screams diversity of our board! 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1368 …and there's no truth to the rumor that I'm a plant from corporate HQ. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1369 Donald couldn't make it so we found something similar. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1370 I know some of you were passed over for the position of Plant Manager. I assure you, I am uniquely qualified. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1371 He seems taller since the last board meeting. Maybe photosynthesis is real. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1372 A show of hands, please, from those of you who have read The Secret Life of Plants. 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
1373 All in favor of photosynthesis...say aye. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1374 Looks like the boss is potted again. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1375 Congratulate me. I'm legal now. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1376 he didn't just say "leaf it to me" did he? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1377 The decision we need today is should we shut down the plant. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1378 Our CEO is a GMO. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1379 Next on the agenda is the low level of carbon dioxide in the office 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1380 He's growing into the job. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1381 None of that "Mr. Settia" formality. In this room, you can call me Poin. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
1382 First, I am really tired of you all sucking the air out the room. 1.2958 0.07871 71 58 5 8
1383 So I'm going to buy the farm. Best of luck to you all. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1384 Well this company went to pot fast! 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1385 How did our competitor put a plant this high up in the company? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1386 But we already cut all the low hanging fruit. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1387 This company needs to get back to its roots. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1388 Let's not discuss our proprietary business here. I think there might be a plant in the room. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1389 When are we going to tell him that he wasn't picked to be the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1390 Can I get you some water before we start the interview? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1391 Do you think he'll mind if I leave early? 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1392 No, no, keep feeding me crap! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1393 I hear he likes classical music. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1394 So, it's ten to one we transplant the basil. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1395 Is no one going to offer me a cup of water? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1396 As my first order as acting president, we are going completely green. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1397 Robert? 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1398 Looks like it's a Russian plant 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1399 I don't care if he is a plant. He's the best CEO we've ever had. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1400 When we go to lunch, best not to order a salad. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1401 You have to hand it to Chairman Smith. He said, 'Plant my ashes when I die and I'll be back.' 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1402 I'm not sick, I'm deciduous. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1403 Don't let the graft fool you--he lost his top leaves years ago. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1404 Maybe we should have voted for Hillary. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1405 This is one Bush I can work with. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1406 I told you that this company was going to pot. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1407 Like you, our company has many branches............ 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1408 The election changed everything 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1409 It's about all those plants we've been closing. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1410 Whoops, it looks like the boss soiled himself again. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1411 He said he was taking the company green! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1412 When the board voted to go green I'll bet you didn't expect this. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1413 No worries. I'm just "medicinal" 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1414 Let's go over our growth plan. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1415 This may be taking 'diversity' too far. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1416 Our new CEO doesn't have one bloomin' idea. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1417 Here comes the 'more water, more sunshine' speech. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1418 I'm glad we finally have someone with roots in this company. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1419 This branch is underperforming. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1420 So, which one of you banned Miracle Grow on the company drug test list? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1421 You told me to find a diversity hire that wouldn't upset the rest of the Board. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1422 Let me be the first one to say that your leaves look particularly shiny today, Sir. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1423 Somebody get me a glass of water. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1424 His bark is worse than his bite. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1425 This wasn't what I had in mind when they said we needed organic growth. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1426 I know what you're all thinking and no, I'm not THAT Robert Plant. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1427 I'm turning over a new leaf. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1428 I've gathered you all here to dispel any rumors of the plant closing. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1429 The Green Party has taken over. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1430 When they said "a Bush" was taking over, this not what I had in mind. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1431 There's definitely some room for growth here. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1432 Careful what you say around this guy, I hear he's a plant. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1433 I've never seen him wilt like that. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1434 Donald can't be with us today. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1435 The Board thinks he'll be a breath of fresh air. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1436 Can we get you a glass of water? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1437 Next I have people coming in for a photosynthesis op. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1438 I know many of you think I'm a secret agent but I'm just a plant! 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1439 Lettuce begin, shall we? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1440 The consultants said this company could be run by a potted plant. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1441 Not much of a personality but a leader in his field. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1442 Next on the agenda: Paid Family Leaf 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1443 I called the meeting for two reasons. Reincarnation is possible and I'm going to need watering. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1444 Management wasn't kidding when they put out that memo about going green. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1445 Let's put this hosta takeover behind us. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1446 Harold, you son of a beech. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1447 This isn't what I pictured when I heard we were 'going green.' 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1448 Board diversity I get, but biodiversity? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1449 You are right, our CEO does have the IQ of a house plant. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1450 Our new CEO is growing on me. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1451 I doubt he's ever gonna make a motion.... 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1452 That little GMO experiment may have backfired. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1453 Did our CEO last say he was leaving or leafing? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1454 All in favor of legalized pot, say aye. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1455 I want you all to know I'm resigning as CEO to become the nominee of the Green Party. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1456 Our start-up has advanced past the seed funding stage. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1457 I think he's trying to ficus. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1458 I just want to say one word to you: "fertilizer". 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1459 Isn't he supposed to be at the perennial general meeting? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1460 MAKE THE SOIL GREAT AGAIN! 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1461 I've been asked to serve in Trump's cabinet. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1462 As the first trans plant CEO, we have made history by shattering the grass ceiling. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1463 I knew becoming a strict vegan wasn't a good idea for him. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1464 Makes sense to me. A plant running a plant. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1465 The key to growing this company is switching to solar panels. Trust me. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1466 'The Little Board Meeting of Horrors' 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1467 All those in favor my new watering schedule, please say aye. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1468 I think the Chair wants us to branch out 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1469 Whose turn is it to water him? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1470 With water and sunlight, there's nothing we can't do. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1471 As usual, Mr. Evergreen will open and close the meeting with a silent prayer. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1472 Did we merge with Monsanto? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1473 After eight hours of deliberations, Ned volunteered to take home the president, keep him away from direct sunlight and keep the soil slightly moist. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1474 I don't understand why they refuse to hire a perennial. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1475 I'm sure you're all surprised that I was elected president. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1476 I know it's weird, but the new chairman sort of grows on you. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1477 Watch what you say. It may be a plant. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1478 We've entered a period of slow growth. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1479 I think the company is taking this whole 'green initiative' a bit far. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1480 The Board thought we needed more biodiversity. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1481 We're falling into the red now, but if we can make it to the spring, we'll be back in the green. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1482 The smart strategy is to diversify our hedge funds. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1483 Twenty years ago today I started working here as a wall flower. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1484 I'm here because Lisa was sucking all the oxygen out of these meetings. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1485 Still makes a better president than Donald Trump 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1486 I don't know if it was the board or some other company behind this, but I have strong suspicions that one of us is a plant. 1.2857 0.07653 70 57 6 7
1487 He's growing into the job. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1488 I notice only Miller and Harrison thought to water me. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1489 Please tell me I don't have salad stuck in my teeth. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1490 I see tremendous growth potential. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1491 First up on today's agenda, who's going to water me. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1492 It looks like the Chairman took that seed money we approved last quarter quite literally. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1493 The board agrees that because of rapid growth it's time to re-pot the CEO. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1494 At least it will be better to have a climber instead of a groper. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1495 Big deal! I remember when he was just a shrub 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1496 What date should we choose for "bring your seedling to work" day? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1497 As we feared, there's a plant in the board room. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1498 Is somebody going to say something? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1499 Could someone please get us some water. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
1500 OK, meeting over. Let's get potted. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1501 Read my leaves. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1502 Our grassroots campaign is getting an upgrade. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1503 Are there any objections to our new indirect sunlight conference room? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1504 lets welcome our new plant manager 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1505 It doesn't matter that I didn't win the popular vote. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1506 All those in favor of opening another branch say "aye." 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1507 Believe me, we will make America bloom again. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1508 We're concerned we might be overplaying our position in the "Green" economy. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1509 You can't see the forest for the CEO's. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1510 And each of you will have to turn over a new leaf, so to speak 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1511 I hope one day I will not be the token plant manager. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1512 The good news is we are now the leading manufacture of paper. The bad news is my whole family has been wiped out. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1513 He would like us to just call him Robert. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1514 He started out as a summer acorn. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1515 Looks like we're going green. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1516 Of course, we're all sorry to hear you're leaving. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1517 He talks about STEM, then leaves. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1518 He was a bit of a wallflower in high school. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1519 Once proposition 64 passes, we should all get acquainted with our new source of revenue. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1520 "I hear he came up with a way to turn plain old water and sunlight into food. This is going to change everything. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1521 My bark is really worse than my bite 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1522 I wouldn't trust her. She could be a plant from one of our competitors. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1523 Our aim should be to grow this company organically. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1524 He referred to my report as a leaflet. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1525 It's part of our new Green Initiative 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1526 I think it's time we start questioning the horticulture of this office. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1527 Ultimately, the new head of the spy agency turned out to be, indeed, a plant. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1528 We've called this special meeting to discuss conditions at the plant. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1529 The next move is a paperless office. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1530 It's weird being on the board of a power plant. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1531 Can we trust him? What if he's a plant? 1.2794 0.07796 68 56 5 7
1532 I told you we needed more than seed capital. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1533 The new branch manager is an off shoot from the hedge funds Dept I hear. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1534 He's still only President-Elect, come January we'll plant him in the Rose Garden 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1535 Hey! Where's MY water? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1536 And now the good news: Arbor Day will be a day off for the staff next year. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1537 The vote was 10 to 1. Today's lunch would be catered by Saul's Deli rather than by indirect sunlight. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1538 I am looking forward to growing roots here. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1539 I'm not taking questions about that. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1540 First let me say that it's an honor to join the team as your plant manager. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1541 This should shut the environmentalists up. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1542 Yes, it's time to turn over a new leaf. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1543 We're turning over a new leaf. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1544 Well, it's better than a PowerPoint. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1545 What are your plans for growth this year? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1546 Once upon a time, I was a wall flower. Now I'm the CEO! 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1547 I'd like to start with environmental policies. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1548 I thought we were all bringing pot. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1549 Do any of you know how to roll it? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1550 Ever notice that the chairman always finds the sunny side of things? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1551 I'm sure the chair speaks for all of us. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1552 I've called you here to discuss our leave policy. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1553 I'm sure you are wondering why I called this meeting. 1.2794 0.08073 68 57 3 8
1554 Looks like the boss is going to seed. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1555 So, we did get rid of the deadwood. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1556 We've got to attract more seed money. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1557 Somebody said a potted plant could do a better job than the boss. They may be right, we're all paying attention today. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1558 We're not leaving til I find out which one of called me a perennial 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1559 I'm pleased to report that our organic growth initiatives have been successful 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1560 Sure, we've made strides, but where's the bio-diversity?" 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1561 He's going green. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1562 The board has decided to expand the plant. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1563 We asked for childcare that's free. Not a white chair and a tree. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1564 I say let the pruning begin. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1565 I'm told he's the new branch president . 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1566 Truly a natural leader. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1567 I'm announcing my bid for the 2020 Republican nomination. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1568 This company has an important legacy. The table you are sitting around was once a piece of my father. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1569 Be careful. He has spies everywhere. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1570 He was a late bloomer 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1571 Who assumed I didn't want a hard copy of the agenda? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1572 He's really taking this "going green" thing seriously. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1573 'I meant we should buy a construction plant.' 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1574 Great, the Board of Directors brought in another green CEO. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1575 I heard he was elected the nominee of the Green Party. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1576 This is the guy behind the next Apple. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1577 If you don't mind. Let's start with a little water. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1578 All in favor of a hosta take-over, say "aye". 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1579 Before we get started, it is important we all stay hydrated. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1580 The introduction of the new CEO literally sucked the oxygen out of the room. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1581 1.2794 0.07796 68 56 5 7
1582 He always said he wanted to be planted there forever 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1583 Screw HR, fire all the vegetarians. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1584 This is what happens when you don't vote. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1585 We voted to go green, but this is ridiculous! 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1586 Thank you for coming. So, I'm thinking of running in 2020... 1.2794 0.07796 68 56 5 7
1587 We're in trouble. The new CEO is waaay too green. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1588 Relax. We're not the first failing bank to announce the opening of a new branch. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1589 He insists he's not a plant from outside. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1590 Wow, we really ARE easily replaceable. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1591 Since he took over, there's certainly been a lot of emphasis on growth. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1592 I need not remind anyone in this room how crucial this fourth quarter is. I'm going to need each and every one of you exhaling all the CO2 you can. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1593 Plants create jobs, people. We need to build more plants. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1594 A victim to the greenhouse glass ceiling, Kate watches as yet another of her office plants is promoted over her. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1595 I've always heard a potted plant could be president...I guess we are about to find out. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1596 Our company prides itself on its diversity. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1597 Sir, the board has arranged for Security to water you over the holiday weekend. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1598 I told you we were going green. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1599 Where's the Plant Manager? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1600 Secretary of Agriculture. Well, Trump did say he wanted to shake up Washington. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1601 Let's hope he grows in the job. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1602 Mr. Trump will be back in four years! 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1603 Don't worry, I hear He's an Industrial plant! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1604 I told you the new boss would be a plant from headquarters. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1605 I think the new boss is a plant. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1606 I read his self-evaluation last night -- you'd think he was a tree! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1607 Be careful what you say. It might be a plant. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1608 We haven't had any harassment issues, and the oxygen is a plus. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1609 Let's all give a warm welcome to our new plant manager. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1610 Bush Cabinet 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1611 Is it rude to water him? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1612 I see they are taking an organic approach to leadership. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1613 I thought 'fern' was just a nickname. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1614 I realize some of you think I'm too green to lead this company. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1615 We’re branching out into stem cell research. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1616 No, I'm Phil. My sister is Rhoda. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
1617 Careful what you say. There is a plant on the board. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1618 So far, he's the best CEO this company has ever had. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1619 We didn't get to where we are today without you guys getting you're hands dirty. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1620 I've been transferred to a branch office. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1621 It is great to see someone break through the grass ceiling. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1622 If Trump can be president, I can be your CEO. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1623 Ever since he became President he's been sending this fern in his place. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1624 Does the Chairman look pot bound to you? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1625 Now to talk about growth in our branch office... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1626 He's really grown with the company. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1627 The Green Party examines why it only managed 2 percent of the popular vote 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1628 Welcome to the Cannabis, Inc think tank. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1629 He always did like a little pot! 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1630 Fern's going to report on the new plant manager. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1631 Are we going to talk about STEM education again? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1632 Well it has always been my ambition to join a law firm like Ficus, Philodendron & Fushia 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1633 I've leafed through all of your recommendations; however, none of them address the roots of the problem. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1634 It's time for us to go dormant until the spring quarter 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1635 His opinions will grow on you. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1636 We don't need to whisper, I don't think it can hear us. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1637 First time running the meeting without the plant supervisor. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1638 Why did the drinking fountain step down? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1639 Uproot yourselves, and think outside of the pot. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1640 The day marijuana became legal in New York . 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1641 The new chair of the Climate Change Committee was rumored to have real roots in phytology. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1642 I don't think this is what he meant by "invest in a rubber plant". 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1643 The complaint has been duly noted: the seat at the head of the table should be assigned by seniority rather than who requires direct sunlight. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1644 He's got the sunniest office in the building. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1645 soooo... who again voted for the green candidate? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1646 Maybe he's going a little overboard with this "blind trust" thing. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1647 As your new CEO, my first change is to eliminate the cafeteria salad bar. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1648 Keep talking. Apparently they like it. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1649 Finally something that's alive around here. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1650 They suspected a plant in the office. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1651 I always thought the potted plant references were metaphorical. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1652 I've heard of a power plant, but this is ridiculous. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1653 I think he's really grown in this position. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1654 Our competition has put a plant in this boardroom and no one leaves until we find out who it is. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1655 This seems like a pretty small step towards becoming carbon neutral. 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
1656 He's all that's left of the Green Party. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1657 The first meeting of The Ficus Focus Group. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1658 The society pages say he's a climber. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1659 How about we make like a tree and leave? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1660 His mother was a pistil. He's a son of a gun. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1661 "THAT'S" the Supreme Court nominee? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1662 Be careful what you say. Looks like a plant. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1663 It is time to turn over a new leaf. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1664 They can't fool me; it's a plant. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1665 I think he's a plant from our competition. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1666 Sorry I'm late everyone, I was getting a bucket of water. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1667 I think it's time we turned over a new leaf. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1668 The Board has decided to "Go Green" and we've started with the CEO! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1669 Are you guys feeding me horse manure? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1670 I think we may have taken this green initiative a step too far... 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1671 I thought it said 'focus group' too. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1672 It has come to my attention that this board is in need of some pruning. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1673 One more thing, let's keep the Watering Can gossip to a minimum. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1674 Evidently the presidency is going to pot 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1675 I thought we agreed to stop watering it? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1676 I'm just going to sit here until one of you gals brings me a cup of water, 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1677 As a vegan she always said "You are what you eat" 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1678 I've been saying this organisation needed a decision tree 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1679 With all due respect, I don't think light and water are gonna grow this company 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1680 Maybe he meant make America green again? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1681 A show of hands for those in favor of a window box... 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1682 He used to be the CEO of House and Garden. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1683 So this is what he meant by going green. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1684 Careful what you say -- it's a plant. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1685 I hear he gets about 200 times the fertilizer as the Philodendron downstairs. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1686 Mr. Green is not a dynamic speaker, but I find his presence very relaxing. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1687 You said the company has plants in every department, but this is ridiculous! 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1688 Can I copy your notes after the meeting? I'm having trouble hearing what Fern is saying. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1689 Your former Chair was about to suck all the oxygen from the room... 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1690 "Welcome to the biennial meeting". 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1691 I'm pleased to announce that we have secured our first round of seed funding. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1692 Our profit margin isn't the only thing that's wilting. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1693 These green initiatives are getting out of hand. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1694 He's taken 'going vegan' to a whole new level. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1695 At least he can't run for President, he's English Ivy 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1696 He's less prickly than the cactus, but still has serious intellectual limitations. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1697 How much do you want to bet he uses the, 'if a tree falls in the forest' line again? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1698 Be careful what you say, there's a plant in the room. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1699 When they said they wanted to grow the company, I thought it was a metaphor. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1700 As the board saw fit to compete head on with hedge funds... 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1701 As predicted the board chairman was a plant all along, but for whom? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1702 Okay, then. Let's roll up our leaves and get to work. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1703 I enjoy board meetings more since the Old Man started using pot. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1704 Careful what you say about the merger - that's an FTC plant. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1705 Now that the former director has been supplanted... 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1706 From what we've all heard, the competition has a lot of dirt on you. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1707 Suspicion grew that one of them was a plant. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1708 You are all about to discover that I am more than just a potted plant. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1709 The board eventually discovered the competition's plant in their midst. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1710 I'm deciduous by nature, so please feel free to remove your coats. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1711 Is it me, or is Fern looking under the weather? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1712 We will build a wall, a magnificient tall wall, and the deer will pay for it. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1713 Allow me to clear up a few things before we get down to business. First, I've never met Moses and though, there is a resemblance, I am not that 'burning bush.' 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1714 He is serious about going green! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1715 I like him better than the last guy. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1716 I know the board said they picked a perennial as president, but I'm telling you, he's a fall guy. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1717 Our competitors have planted a traitor on this board. Nobody leaves this room until we figure out which one is the plant. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1718 I've gone to pot. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1719 More water and less dogs, that's what we need. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1720 I called this meeting to let you know we're going green. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1721 Looks like the boss is turning over a new leaf. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1722 The repotting will affect some more than others. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1723 I'd like to thank all you who came today: Bud, Rose, Iris, Violet and all the rest. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1724 I always suspected a plant in the executive suite. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1725 I assure you the plant is not closing. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1726 I still think we should move it to Mexico. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1727 I can’t tell you how wrong it is that some of you think that I suck out all the oxygen from a room. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1728 I am finally legal thanks to the committee. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1729 These diversity quotas are getting a little out of hand 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1730 Does this mean no Christmas tree. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1731 The dead wood is finally gone. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1732 Time to prune? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1733 I really want us to grow... 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1734 I want to announce that our company has gone green. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1735 He's got it all now - sunlight, water and the big chair. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1736 You're probably wondering why I called this meeting. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1737 How many 'groundbreaking' ideas can he have? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1738 As your new CEO, I intend to grow into the job. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1739 Who forgot the water? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1740 Thank you all for your support for bio-diversity. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1741 With other states passing legalization laws, Colorado felt it had to up the ante... 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1742 I'm here to speak to you about plant operations.. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1743 I'm thinking if we move her seat closer to the light she'll grow into the job. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1744 What's your opinion on global warming? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1745 Something tells me the new boss is a plant... 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1746 Whose bright idea was it to put a Mr Greentree's name on the stockholders ballot for Chairman ? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1747 It was the senior poinsettia in the Trump Tower lobby. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1748 So we are in agreement that it's time to open a new branch office? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1749 Oh no, another bathroom policy issue... 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1750 Well, at least our new leader is a color found in nature. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1751 I've always suspected we had a plant on our board. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1752 I heard we were going green 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1753 I can't believe you're all so stunned by this revelation. I suspected he was a plant from day one. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1754 Watch what you say. That's a company plant. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1755 You may be questioning whether I'm qualified to be here. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1756 They said he had a stroke and was a vegetable, but we never expected THIS! 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1757 So, this is our new growth model? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1758 Welcome to the law fern. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1759 As all of you can imagine, it's pretty important I go south for the winter. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1760 Bonsai is hurtful. We prefer to be called little trees. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1761 C'mon people, it doesn't take a genus. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1762 It just wants all the dirt. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1763 The chairman seems to grow on us 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1764 As your new chairman I intend to take a more organic approach to how our plants operate. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1765 Ohhhh.....this is a coniference call. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1766 Actually, we think you're exceptionally qualified. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1767 Another boring plant update. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1768 My father founded this firm. In fact his trunk is our conference table. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1769 Before we begin, could I get a glass of water too? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
1770 The question has been called. Who will water the chairperson? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1771 So do we smoke it or salute it? 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1772 At least we don't work for an animal or a mineral. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1773 Next Agenda Item: The Greenhouse Effect. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1774 Someone said he came from Amazon! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1775 The board wanted a CEO with strong roots in the company 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1776 our CEO is such a pothead 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1777 Good morning. Let me introduce myself. I'm the new Plant Manager. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1778 I'm living proof you can still work your way up from the mailroom. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1779 Okay, Okay. We get it, going "Green" is in. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1780 Well, it looks like the boss is potted again. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1781 I didn't know the Bushes had another child. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1782 Just lay on the fertilizer and I'm sure he'll grow to appreciate you. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1783 We have to start thinking green. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1784 What a breath of fresh air! I just love how he's a real outsider. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1785 We hope he leaves soon. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1786 I don't know, he seems a little green. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1787 We're expecting record growth this year 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1788 ...and maybe Trump will be effective as president 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1789 I wanted people who are ruthless, not rootless. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1790 We've voted you out. You never really were one of us. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1791 Okay. Who's the mole? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1792 She's an expert on green energy. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1793 We promised our investors a new chairman and new plant. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1794 " I didn't ask for this reincarnation." "What's on the agenda"? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1795 Don't divulge any company secrets -- I suspect the new CEO is a plant. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1796 Don't look surprised. I have deep roots going back long before any of you. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1797 Our new CEO is committed to green initiatives.... 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1798 I prefer it to Trump. 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
1799 I propose we invest in shrubbery as a hedge against inflation. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1800 I call our perennial board meeting to order. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1801 Maybe he needs to be repotted. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1802 Our company will continue to promote diversity. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1803 I believe there is a real opportunity for growth here. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1804 Good grief! Another vegetarian. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1805 Hello, my name is Fern, I'll be moderating today. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1806 We they said the new CEO was a bush, I expected Jeb. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1807 We've finally gone green. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1808 Having come up through agri products, I'd like to share some wisdom... 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1809 He hasn't shown us much so far, but we expect him to really bloom in the Spring. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1810 President Bush. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1811 With fronds like those, who needs enemies. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1812 Yes, we are now sorry you didn't run. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1813 Proof positive a potted plant can run this place. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1814 Hedge funds are old news, welcome to the future...Geranium funds! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1815 And what would be so bad about running this company into the ground? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1816 I've heard about this guy. Apparently everywhere he goes, he just concentrates on growth and leaves. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1817 Motion carried! We get raises. Our CEO gets a bigger pot." 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1818 I think it's about time for the Board to turn over a new leaf. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1819 I don't know how Hillary lost this chairmanship vote either. The polls had her ahead by 10%. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1820 Team, our numbers this quarter are so bad I soiled myself. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1821 I think the new management's message is pretty clear - they're planning to ficus. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1822 I guess they're right, going green starts at the top. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1823 The potted plant is only here to break tie votes. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1824 I heard he was trying to improve worldwide plant productivity. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1825 He seems a little too, ehm, green to be CEO. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1826 Not my first choice either, but the other plant was temperamentally unfit to be chairman. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1827 Team, I'm not sure it makes sense to move the plant to Mexico anymore given the recent election results. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1828 Jack says the future is in beanstalks. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1829 She built this company from the ground up. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1830 When our last CEO said he'd leave a green plant as his legacy, I thought he meant the factory! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1831 Our CEO seems to be a bit potted. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1832 Watch what you say. It might be a plant. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1833 It's our new biodiversity hiring policy 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1834 Maybe they've taken affirmative action too far. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1835 The new GM could be here for awhile. He looks like a perenial. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1836 Well, we've tried every other growth strategy. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1837 And for all you conspiracy theorists, I am, indeed, a plant. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1838 We told him to be careful of that vegan diet. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1839 Just to be clear, I'm using the term "pruning" in a metaphorical sense. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1840 Remember, he likes his coffee with extra grounds. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1841 I heard the new chief was a plant from the competition, but I had no idea... 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1842 The buzz is she's a plant. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1843 Meet the new moss, same as the ole moss. 1.2576 0.07877 66 56 3 7
1844 This 'diversity initiative' is getting silly. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1845 If he asks, you're a pescatarian. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1846 I started out as a green shoot in accounting. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1847 Seems like he met at least one growth target. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1848 I expect you each to blossom at some point this next year. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1849 Please welcome Fern, our new branch manager. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1850 I firmly believe that 'going green' is more than just a fad. I'm committed. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1851 I like the division's new emphasis on growth 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1852 If it starts singing 'Feed Me, Seymour,' I am out of here. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1853 Plant Manager assumes CEO role. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1854 WITH DIVERSITY AS OUR GOAL, WE WANT TO WELCOME EUPHORBIA PULCHERRIMA TO OUR COMPANY. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1855 I expect your full support as we branch out and seed new territory. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1856 Which one of you didn't water me last week? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1857 Don't worry, I have control of the watering can 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1858 Well, we always knew he was potted. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1859 The Medical Marijuana Dispensary's hydroponic sample was a big hit at the Board Meeting. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1860 Don't order any vegetarian dish at lunch 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1861 the potted plant most definitely does NOT have the floor 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1862 Let's all welcome the newest member of our biodiversity initiative! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1863 Successful and smooth transition, Mr. President. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1864 I'm sorry to report that our long-term growth this quarter has been slow. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1865 My only concern is that our new CEO is organic, non-GMO, and free trade. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1866 You can never tell if she likes the idea. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1867 ...it's his proxy 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1868 His awkward silences can really suck the carbon dioxide out of a room. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1869 Potty break 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1870 Trump won ! No way we are moving this plant to Mexico. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1871 I know we're trying to go green, but seriously!? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1872 What's stomata? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1873 For once, we actually started on thyme. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1874 They reckon he'll be our candidate in 2020 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1875 I thought we had at least agreed on no more Bushes. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1876 The motion to eliminate all paper use in our company passed unanimously. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1877 Just call me Flora. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1878 Ladies and gentlemen, I've seen the light. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1879 Just look. It thinks this board is going to fall for the whole ‘I’m a late bloomer’ line again. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1880 When they said our new boss was a spy, I wasn't expecting a plant. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1881 How's it growing boss? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1882 We could do worse. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1883 Well, Mary Jane, as part of the interview process we like to ask our candidates..where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1884 Well, this really shatters the glasshouse ceiling. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1885 You wouldn't think that the Chairman would have to save his seat. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1886 It grows on you. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1887 On no, I recognize the new boss; my notepad is his father... 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1888 All those in favor, show a green thumbs up. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1889 I'm Virginia Creeper. I've taken over from Poison Ivy 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
1890 Oh, now you notice me. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1891 I understand now why our headquarters is in Colorado 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1892 The old chairman had to leave because of a pollination scandal. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1893 They say he's a legend at photosynergy. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1894 Who replaced the coffee with Miracle Growth? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1895 ...having agreed to your CEO's 'Green Parachute'-we will now proceed to new business... 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1896 The Green Initiative worked. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
1897 The rumors that you may have heard about me and the potted palm tree in conference room D are completely unfounded. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1898 Explain again how your 'water and sunlight' growth plan would translate to our electronics division. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1899 Stop sucking the oxygen out of the room, Wyman. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1900 He is sucking all the CO2 out of the room. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1901 As I was saying: seed funding is the key to growth. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1902 I fear our competitors have introduced a plant 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1903 "It's time this company gets more green." -- Felix Redmond, age 13 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1904 Before we start, if you could all please pour your glasses of water on me. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
1905 Is that the new plant manager? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1906 She got totally potted last night. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1907 Dammit people, the conference room windows were supposed to face SOUTH and EAST! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1908 Anyone who disagrees can leaf. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1909 I see that you've finally decided a Bush could indeed turn out to be a better choice as your leader. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1910 we haven't seen much growth, so we are going to have to get a new branch manager. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1911 We went green. What do you expect? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1912 Now we can honestly say our company is "going green"! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1913 He's reduced greenhouse gas emissions and improved occupant comfort. Now can we get LEED-certified? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1914 Sir, it has come to our attention that you are a potted plant. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1915 Annual or perennial? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1916 "Rumor has it that it could be a plant." Elaine Ryning, San Francisco, Calif. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1917 He's the new GMO. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1918 I've learned that many of you have complained that there's a plant here in the company. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1919 Good morning, Mr. President 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1920 Shh! He's a plant. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1921 'we're very sorry about your family. no paper print outs next time, people." 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1922 And now, agenda item #1... my proposal to promote that guy in charge of our indoor sprinkler system. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1923 Politics has failed us. It's time to look to other life forms for leadership. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1924 Rumor has it they're putting him in charge of the plant. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1925 I had no idea the new boss was that much of a pothead. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1926 He's still green....but we think he'll grow into the job 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1927 Yeah, I'm a little green but get used to me. I plan on putting down roots. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1928 His father was chairman of the board. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1929 The Chairman wants us to keep his plant watered while he is away. Can we manage that? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1930 Bad news, he's all about the glass ceiling. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1931 I hear the new CEO is going green. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1932 Look, we should at least give it a chance. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1933 I guess I misunderstood when he said he was having an implant 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1934 I'd like to clear the air. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1935 As your new GMO from now on it is all about organic growth--anyone that disagrees can leave. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1936 He said some new things were sprouting in his head. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1937 Broke through the greenhouse ceiling, I hear. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1938 Looks like our CEO is in a vegetative state. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1939 Well, do we smoke it or do we eat it? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1940 I nominate the fern in the hallway, next to the elevator, as co-chair. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1941 People! Take a leaf from my book. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1942 We all agreed to GO GREEN? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1943 The "undercover boss" thing was a fabulous idea; you will not believe what goes on down there. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1944 You're right. It does make the room look bigger. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1945 I move we revise our estimation of the previous CEO's intelligence. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1946 I'm breathing better already 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1947 We replaced Donald Trump with something more down to earth. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1948 He's announcing our new paid sick leaves policy. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1949 Diversity hire. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1950 I expected someone taller 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1951 Starting today, we will turn over a new leaf. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1952 Inside every ficus plant is a CEO crying to get out. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1953 Forget sentience - the other candidate just wasn't trustworthy. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1954 As you know I'm from the Michigan plant. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1955 Mr. President, how exactly do you plan to make America great again? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1956 He's always been a little potty, but I never thought he'd end up like that. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1957 Please pass your waters to the head of the table. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1958 I don't care what you say. I don't like Bush either but he's still better than Trump. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1959 All you people do is suck up my air. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
1960 Are you gonna finish that water, Krebbs? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1961 I always thought the first one to break the greenhouse ceiling would be taller. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1962 Sir, I understand that you can convert CO2 to O but I do not think that addresses our declining revenue. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1963 You're wondering why I called YEW all here (heh, heh, heh)! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1964 The meeting was adjourned when it was discovered that the president was in fact made of plastic 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1965 Did he say that we can be replaced or replanted? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1966 Production isn't keeping up with sales...what's going on down at the plant? 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
1967 This diversity initiative is really shaking things up around here. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1968 Don't you think this is taking diversity too far? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1969 No water for me. I tend to leak. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1970 Yep, an invasive hostile takeover species. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1971 This whole "going green" thing is getting out of hand. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1972 There's no limit to how green this company can be. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1973 It's an honor, Justice Thomas. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1974 Stupid photosynthesis! He expects all of us to make our own food. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1975 The boss is big on biodiversity in hiring. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1976 First off, anyone who's a vegetarian is fired. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1977 Gee Sid, I think I speak for us all when I say You look quite lush this morning! 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1978 Can I take back my bet about the election. 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
1979 Now let’s have a sunshine break on the rooftop. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1980 I know we voted for change - but this is ridiculous. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
1981 There's going to have to be some pruning. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1982 He looks a little wilted. Maybe he saw the latest sales figures. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1983 Shirley was beginning to suspect that the new chairman was a plant. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
1984 Mark my words, ladies and gentlemen. I have seen the future and its name is 'chlorophyll'! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1985 It's the worst spy disguise I've ever seen. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1986 Ladies and gentlemen, those of you who suggested I was a plant from the CIA are correct. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1987 Weed better get started. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1988 It looks we're going to be part of the ficus group. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1989 I think we have a plant. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1990 First meetings always a little rough, just wait till he blooms. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1991 "Branching out" will now be our corporate mission! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1992 We're thinking about going green. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1993 I want us all to focus on the big pitcher. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1994 The new CEO is dope. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1995 Make America Green Again 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1996 Boss, can we get you some water? You're looking a little green. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1997 Thanks for your sticking by me, this is diversity at its finest. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1998 Looks like a bright sunny day, so we will reconvene outdoors. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1999 Which of you made the joke about doubting that a potted plant could run a board meeting? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2000 I think I need a drink! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2001 I hear he's one who prefers to see the trees and not the forest. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2002 Now that we've gone green, let's talk about bringing back coal. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2003 He looks great after eight weeks in the Betty Ford Greenhouse. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2004 Well, it's better than being called an empty suit! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2005 Now that Mr.Trump is Mr.President we have Mr.Tree to replace him. 1.2576 0.07877 66 56 3 7
2006 All those in favor of the motion, please exhale fully. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2007 So, the question still remains. Should we legalize it? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2008 Management wanted someone with better interpersonal skills. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2009 Don't worry--he's legal in New York. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2010 Members of the Board, my name is Fern, I'll be the new Plant Manager. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2011 I'm your new Chief Environmental Officer. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2012 No one leaves this room till we figure out which of us is the Russian plant. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2013 Looks like the seed of our idea has taken root. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2014 I'm going to need those photosynthesis reports ASAP Jennings. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2015 Only organization that gives you 100% organic, grass-fed bosses. 1.2576 0.07877 66 56 3 7
2016 Breathe. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2017 I think Wikileaks put a plant in our group. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2018 As you can see, we have a good use for our late CEO and his ashes. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2019 We're rebranding the company as green, starting at the top, apparently 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
2020 I always thought it was just an expression. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2021 WELCOME TO THE WHITE HOUSE MR.PRESIDENT 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
2022 I'm betting on no more leafy greens in the cafeteria. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2023 We all think a hanging basket would elevate your image. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2024 You're all probably wondering why I called this meeting. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2025 For the next quarter our focus will be on organic growth. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2026 Be careful what you say, I think he's a plant from corporate... 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2027 In a refreshing move by the new CEO, no tie. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2028 Boss did always say "you are what you eat." 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2029 It's part of our new Green Initiative 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2030 Apparently the boss wasn't kidding that the house plant could be a more dynamic team leader. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2031 We're here today to talk about growth. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2032 I beg to differ. If Trump can do it so can I 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2033 When I heard that our new CEO was a plant by our competitor, I should have taken it more literally. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2034 I heard that, before this, he was the manager of Trump's Twitter account 1.2537 0.07768 67 57 3 7
2035 I liked the fun guy better. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2036 Well, they hired the plant using the same algorithm that keeps us retained, so we pretty much just go with it. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2037 I still can't believe Trump nominated it to lead the EPA. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2038 Don't just sit there, get me some water. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2039 After yesterday's shareholders' meeting he really got potted." 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2040 I know they said we were going Green , but, this is a little too much! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2041 His ashes are buried in the soil, so we figure this is the best way for the Board of Directors to preserve his vision. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2042 I've amended the hostile workplace rules to include 'dumb as a potted plant' jokes. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2043 I knew this would happen. First they legalize marijuana and now it's taking over! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2044 Terrific! Eight years of an 'empty chair' and now this! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2045 We need to hedge. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2046 The good news continues to be high profit margins in our Medical Marijuana Houseplant Division. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2047 Power Plant 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2048 Thanks to the board the seed money has helped get the plant up and running. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2049 Here it comes...another plant closure... 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2050 I see you didn't get the memo about the new dress code. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2051 Welcome to the white house, Mr. Trump. 1.2462 0.07915 65 56 2 7
2052 What do you mean growth has slowed?? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2053 But he IS a potted plant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2054 Did he say he's running for President in four years 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2055 The boss loves to pretend he's down to earth 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2056 ...Because I have more leaves than you. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2057 Monday at the law fern. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2058 I realize that corporate espionage happens, but what makes you think our CEO is a plant? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2059 Look, I was hoping to come back as a dog too, but this is the hand we've been dealt. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2060 Are you ready for the coniferous call? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2061 I don't think we're getting paid this week. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2062 It's 4:20. Time to wrap up. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2063 Yes, Potus. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2064 I think the new CEO is a Plant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2065 The FBI tipped me off that one of the members of our board is a plant 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2066 The president-elect couldn't be here, but we'll take it. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2067 Ok I'll talk to it, but someone else is watering it. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2068 It's our consolation president. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2069 Fine, I'll step down. But you'll hear from my gardener. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2070 It could be worse. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2071 If we keep it alive while he's at the White House, he said we will all get bonuses. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2072 Properly watered, he should reach his full potential in about fifty years. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2073 Which one of you idiots voted for TRUMP? My name is STUMP! STUMP! What's so hard about STUMP? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2074 My growth literally depends on your support. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2075 Can you believe that democratic elections led to a potted plant being in charge? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2076 The shareholders were looking for change. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2077 We're in a growth phase. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2078 I'd like to share with you my family tree. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2079 I think it's time we abandon the Electoral College. 1.2462 0.07605 65 55 4 6
2080 We have a plant in the boardroom. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2081 I think the new CMO is an Industry Plant. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2082 Doesn't look like the boss; I think that guy's a plant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2083 Just one word: chlorophyll. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2084 What's the root cause analysis? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2085 It could be worse, the stalk could be down. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2086 Do you mind if I switch seats with someone? I'm not getting enough sunlight. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2087 Rumors that our 11th board member is a plant by our largest competitor are just not true. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2088 Do you think we have to water daily or weekly? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2089 I prefer to go by my full name, Fernando. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2090 What'd you expect when you came to work for Monsanto? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2091 The board is serious about Going Green. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2092 The money tree looks flush this quarter. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2093 Whose turn is it to water this week? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2094 I thought that was just an expression. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2095 I don't care how tight the budget is... we are NOT laying off the groundskeepers. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2096 I heard he sleeps in his office. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2097 Biodiversity aside, can it lead? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2098 Come on, talk to me. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2099 As new plant director, I intend to take this company back to its roots. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2100 Did he say if we should water it? 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2101 Listen up,aphids! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2102 He used to be so rooted. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2103 Traffic was terrible. Did I miss anything? 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2104 I feel you've all been throwing me some shade. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2105 This meeting is now called to water. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2106 Annual meeting of the governing board of Greenpeace. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2107 Be patient. It'll grow into the job. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2108 Anyone with a nervous system is fair game. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2109 Sir, I can’t help but notice you’ve turned over a new leaf. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2110 Having occupied the CEO'S corner office for years, the ficus lay privy to many of corporates wheeling and dealing. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2111 Did he just ask to be pollenated? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2112 In an inevitable twist, the green movement goes too far. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2113 The board members sat wondering how the push for a 'new, more robust plant' could've gotten so misconstrued. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2114 Water me. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2115 It's Ivanka's. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2116 Don't look at me- I'm not the government plant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2117 Wow, leadership here has really gone to seed. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2118 After this meeting I'm going to swing by the hospital. I heard Carol's mother is ill and hope I can cheer her up. 1.2462 0.07605 65 55 4 6
2119 They sent us to shut down the plant. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2120 At least we broke the greenhouse ceiling this year. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2121 Smoking the boss at work is forbidden. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2122 Eat more meat. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2123 Suddenly the board realized this wasn't an ordinary meeting table, it was the president's grandfather. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2124 What did I miss? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2125 Seed funding is our top priority. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2126 Trump said things would be different. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2127 Be sure to compliment the new pot. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2128 I've been told I'm too green for this job, but as your new plant manager, I promise to grow this company 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2129 When it starts burning we'll begin the meeting. 1.2462 0.07605 65 55 4 6
2130 I know I'm still green here but oxygen is up and carbon dioxide is down; I trust you will consider that in addressing my compensation package. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2131 Don't just sit there like you're staring at a plant! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2132 Our entry into the marijuana business has been very well received. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2133 We will be expanding our markets to Massachusetts, Nevada, and California. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2134 The Plant Manager felt a bit green when he attended corporate meetings. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2135 I'm changing our investment strategy from tobacco stocks to medical marijuana futures. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2136 As the new CEO, my first objective is to cut out all the deadwood. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2137 Rumor has it, she's a plant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2138 Just think of me as the lungs of this organization 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2139 He's a hopelessly inadequate CEO. On the other hand, we pay him with water and fertilizer. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2140 As you know, I am deeply concerned about our plant closings. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
2141 As my first act as your new CEO, no more plant closings. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2142 I say we owe him a chance to turn over a new leaf. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2143 I miss the bathroom breaks. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2144 He's our new supervisor. I heard he's a transplant from the office in Chicago. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2145 I formerly served the president in a more decorative position. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2146 In lieu of any real revenue growth, we've resorted to growing a money tree 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2147 We'll need more seed capital to sustain growth this quarter 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2148 We figured that since Trump's now president, anything goes! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2149 Now I'd like suggestions for our new Plant Manager. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2150 We need to grow organically! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2151 Are you sure this is how we develop our decision tree? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2152 Would you like some water,Sir? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2153 As all of you know, I am rooted deeply in this company. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2154 I predict slow growth this quarter. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2155 Damn neplantism. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2156 Growth is the objective. For that I'll need re-potting. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2157 When rumors emerged of problems at the plant, only the board knew the whole story. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2158 The leaves have it. Motion passed 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2159 We now have biodiversity as well. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2160 All those in favor of fertilizer for lunch, say "aye." 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2161 The younger daughters, Fern and Violet, are quite upset with the way the will was written. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2162 The key to our success begins at our roots. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2163 Legalization seems to have broken other barriers for the plant as well. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2164 Frank's beard is starting to look a little bushy. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2165 A real growth spurt is what we need to see this quarter. We'll need more water, more fertilizer... 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2166 Is this blind trust thing a joke? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2167 Don't expect much input from the Colorado rep! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2168 Plant Parenthood. Where do we go from here? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2169 He's built this company up from the grassroots. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2170 The Chairman hadn't done much for the corporation, but his ashes really perked up his potted plant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2171 They wanted to appoint someone free of corruption. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2172 The boss went undercover. That's just a plant. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2173 Is this the plan for organic growth? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2174 But you have to admit, it's making more sense than our last CEO. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2175 You're probably wondering why I've called you here today. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2176 You were right. The head of the board is a pothead after all. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2177 It's all about growth. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2178 This meeting is called to order, family and genus. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2179 I vote that we go paperless. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2180 The Board is really taking environmental leadership seriously. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2181 No use hiding behind the plant, Hobbs. We know who you voted for. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2182 As your newly elected leader of the Green Party, my primary focus is climate change. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2183 The good news is it doesn't speak and it's not orange. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2184 remember that team building project we did where we shared ideas and planted seeds... 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2185 We decided to spruce things up. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2186 A weak replacement for Fern. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2187 HR said they really branched out to get this one. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2188 It's your turn to change his soil. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2189 This new 'Go Green' campaign has gone a bit too far. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2190 Great five-year growth potential is what we told the recruiters we were looking for... 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2191 Fair trade, oxygen for carbon dioxide. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2192 Here we go, another wilting stare. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2193 And in conclusion, I'll need watering once a week. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2194 he really put 100% into going green 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2195 The most demoralizing thing is that CEO salaries are about 300 times higher than the average worker. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2196 They say he's an expert on growth. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2197 That was the day that 'Hail to the Chief' was replaced with 'Hail to the Kale'. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2198 Be assured that in time I will earn your respect, until then continue to ignore me. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2199 Board gender diversity is one thing but if biodiversity takes root we're doomed. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2200 Well at least I've experienced significant growth. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2201 Don't make me do the burning bush thing!!! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2202 I'm afraid our decision is final. We've decided to turn over a new leaf! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2203 "Before we proceed, just a reminder that my location in the southwest corner window is not negotiable". 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2204 Intercepted e-mails from our competitors suggest that one of us is a plant. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2205 I dont know whether to salute, or water it. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2206 We all support equality in the work place, but this is ridiculous. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2207 When I learned you wanted to replace the plant, I assumed you meant our manufacturing facility. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2208 We need to cultivate a growth ethos. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2209 He's always been a bit of a flower child. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2210 Sales are withering up, people. What the ficus going on? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2211 This will only perpetuate the glass ceiling. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2212 It ain't easy being green. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2213 We're branching out! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2214 Going green begins with me! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2215 He came up through our undercover branch. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2216 Our company's commitment to going green starts right at the top. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2217 He's come a long way from plant manager! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2218 So you got elected. Now how do you govern? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2219 There's no glass ceiling in the forest! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2220 Some of you will be leafing. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2221 I think we are all painfully aware that the succulent was unable to attend today's board meeting..... 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2222 The plant manager will be right in. 1.2462 0.07605 65 55 4 6
2223 There hasn't been quiet as much growth as we expected... 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2224 It's part of our green initiative. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
2225 Can someone please pass me some water. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2226 Listen up, people! We're getting a new plant. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2227 Strangely, no one besides us has even noticed a difference. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2228 I want to know which one of you overestimated this quarter's growth. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2229 It grew into a leadership position. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2230 HR is taking those studies on sentience quite seriously. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2231 I hear we're going green. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
2232 All those in favor raise your frond. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2233 It's your turn to water him. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2234 Let's sell oxygen... 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2235 It's a lot nicer than that horrid cactus last year. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2236 We are going to need a new plant manager. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2237 May I have a glass of water, please? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2238 Acme Paper Company has always been a family business. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2239 Other than the language change, everything remains the same. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2240 Perhaps we should defer to the other Herb. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2241 I think he wants to be legalized? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2242 Do we have to Water It? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2243 I suggest that we empty our water glasses into the the pot and adjourn until tomorrow. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2244 He's not usually this quiet 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2245 It's all gone to pot now that he's President Elect 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2246 The irony is he was always a meat eater. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2247 I hear he only drinks water. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2248 She took over for the ficus who got the ax. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2249 "As we are now Going Green, I thought I should set a good example.' 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2250 Did Mr. Trump get a new barber? 1.2381 0.07745 63 54 3 6
2251 I thought we would be working at a power plant, not for one. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2252 A typical board meeting in Denver 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2253 It just seems like he is always potted. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2254 Crack the glass ceiling and water the chairman. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2255 "And that concludes our meeting", now please get me some water". 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2256 I'm so tired of his hidden agenda. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2257 No one mention the aphids in the room. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2258 Brace yourself for another diatribe on seed funding... 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2259 Who knew they were correct when they said ANY write in candidate could win this year. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2260 This carbon off-set program is getting out of hand 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2261 The board considers the reductio ad absurdum result of their diversity initiatives 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2262 It was hoped the new CEO would be a breathe of fresh air. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2263 Good news. We won't be closing any of our plants afterall. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2264 Careful, I heard that the new CFO is a plant, a spy from the competition. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2265 A new level of boardroom diversity. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2266 I've been the plant for some time now. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2267 I hear Plant Management demanded a seat at the table. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2268 I wanted to inform you all of the plant takeover. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2269 I'm glad he's gone, but maybe we've gone a bit too far in the other direction. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2270 Forsythia said to start without her 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2271 Could someone please get us some water. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2272 Okay people, let's hear some ideas from the Ivy League. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2273 The investors said they wanted more natural leadership. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2274 Well, I'm not Brendan Sullivan. I'm a potted plant. That's my job. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2275 Regretfully, I will be outsourcing all your jobs to a plant in China. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2276 It must be bugged. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2277 We'ed like to welcome you. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2278 I'm pleased to report that we're way ahead of our '2016 diversity in the workplace' goals. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2279 Did you hear? The new partner turns fertilizer into fresh air. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2280 I want to start the meeting with a report about our newest plants. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2281 It was at that moment we knew he was a plant from our competitor. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2282 What, maybe you were expecting a burning bush? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2283 Watch what you say! It looks like a plant. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2284 It's time this company got its hands dirty. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2285 I think this new VP might be a plant. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2286 Meet the new moss, same as the ole moss. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2287 Is it just me , or does the room smell fresher ? . 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2288 I just want everyone to know that I am hearing your concerns about our new green initiative and completely photosynthesize with you all. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2289 I see Mary Jane was voted in. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2290 Listen, what I'm talking about here is a water and sunlight approach to growth 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2291 Our first order of business is to remove all blinds and let the light shine in. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
2292 Hey Trump, why don't ya make like a tree and leave? 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2293 Corporate said we needed a breath of fresh air. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2294 That's it! Great meeting people. Say, would someone mist me on their way out? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2295 We can't afford to rest on our laurels. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2296 LGBTQ inclusive, yes. Gymnosperm inclusive, no! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2297 I believe we should have more power plants in cities. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2298 You're looking well fertilized this morning, Sir! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2299 That'll teach Henderson to go out on a limb. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2300 He's going to run us into the dirt. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2301 I'm going to need a fern offer 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2302 Of course the whole company is going to pot 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2303 I'd like to call this meeting to water. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2304 I took the liberty of ordering in fertilizer for lunch. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2305 Are the implants that obvious? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2306 As your new CEO, I pledge to never suck all the oxygen out of this room. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2307 Do you think he'll notice if we just get up and leaf? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2308 My name is Fronds, not Franz. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2309 The election results have nothing to do with my leaving. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2310 He may be a potted plant, but he's our potted plant. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2311 The boss seems to be in a good mood today. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2312 Let's welcome our very first vegetarian CEO! 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2313 Um, maybe it's better you use something other than "leaves of absence." 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2314 The smartest guy in the room takes charge. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2315 His grandfather and his father were both elected. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2316 Of course I want to sell Miracle Grow, but it's the last time I am going to personally test the new formula. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2317 I thought it was time this company turned over a new leaf. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2318 I think fertilizer would improve next quarter's growth forecast. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
2319 So, learning this by osmosis is not an option. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2320 All I can say is, it's a time to reflect and grow. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2321 The day Flora took over. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2322 Maybe we should come back in the Spring. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
2323 When I read the meeting memo I assumed "Future Company Plants" was a typo 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2324 You're right. It does seem like it's on pot. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2325 It is time to turn over a new leaf. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2326 This merger has me feeling uprooted. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2327 He may be green, but he kinda grows on you. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2328 I see that only Fred here has the respect and decency to go paperless. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2329 Don't underestimate me; I'm no shrinking violet. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2330 I guess a vegan diet really isn't for everyone... 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2331 The new business model finally bore fruit 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2332 First item on the menu, company cutbacks. Who has the pruning shears? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2333 I'm having a little trouble catching my breath. Would you mind each exhaling? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2334 Once I'm legal, you won't be so surprised. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2335 Why are we all sitting around here like a bunch of potted plants? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2336 Good mulch is now our priority here. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2337 Growth has been flat again this quarter. That leaves us no choice; we're going to have to trim back. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2338 I'm firmly rooted in the decision to not move to Mexico. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2339 Keep quiet, it's a plant. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2340 From now on, no one touches the low-hanging fruit. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2341 Not what I had in mind when we pushed for greater diversity in upper management. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2342 As of today I am on indefinite leaf. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2343 Now that's change. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2344 The Green Jobs Initiative proves to be overly efficient. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2345 Carry on, folks, I'm potted! 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2346 He has sunlight and water. We're not going anywhere. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2347 I'm pleased to announce that you have all voted in favor of keeping the plant open and operational. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2348 Really you can talk to me, I'm listening. But first a glass of water. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2349 They say he is quiet at first. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2350 Tell us about your impressive growth during the recession. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2351 I called this meeting to discuss growth patterns. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2352 "Do we call him 'Phil' or 'Mr. Philodendron'? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2353 It's time to do some pruning around here. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2354 Suppose we don't water him, er, it? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2355 I said we need to synergize, not photosynthesize. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2356 Can I get some water, please? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2357 He was way too prickly–– it was time the board supplanted him. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2358 Once he is planted there, he takes a while to branch out. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2359 Well, it's more positive than that cactus last time. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2360 Where is MY cup of water?? 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2361 Used some computer generated headhunting process. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2362 Alright, chairpeople. Someone in this room is not who they seem. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2363 A glass of water might help. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2364 Our top priority will be addressing global warming. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2365 Before he departed he left that plant with this note: "The company's going to pot!" 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2366 Well just don't sit there like a bunch of potted plants! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2367 The board finally finds a chairman receptive to their fertilizer. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2368 It's plastic, right? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2369 Our Green initiatives are out of hand. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2370 I think we took the new green initiative a little too far. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2371 I think he took the vegetarian challenge too seriously. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2372 What a waste of CO2. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2373 Let's get to the root of the problem. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2374 The new plant manager's goal was improving the work atmosphere. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2375 If it quacks like a duck... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2376 The new plant manager had few words 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2377 The boss wants us to talk to his plant while he's on vacation. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2378 Let me just plant in idea in your head for a second. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2379 This seems like a case of corporate espionage. I suspect there may be a plant in this room. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2380 In light of our recent election, CEO Leaf Eriksson, promised to ramp up CO2 removal efforts by bringing in more plants. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2381 She won’t downsize but she will ‘bonsai’ our board. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2382 All in favor of going green, say aye. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2383 I was wondering how this blind trust would operate. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2384 Not sure planting a seed always gets the best results. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2385 As Mr. Trump's replacement, are you fine with keeping the 'climate change is a hoax' line? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2386 Watch what you say. Seems that we have a plant from the competition. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2387 How did we let this happen? 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2388 I forgot that today is "Bring Your Begonia to Work Day!" 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2389 Embrace the change. Old fashioned leadership is for the birds. We all know about birds... really, really bad and do nasty things... you just don't wanna know. Terrible, awful things. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2390 Go ahead. Check me for bugs if you'd like. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2391 Unfortunately, I can only assist the team if one of you has a medically debilitating condition. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2392 The Board brought me in because I've always been focused on sustainable growth. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2393 As your new CEO, I feel it's my duty to tell you that there are big changes in the works here at Green Giant. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2394 He's the new Plant CEO. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2395 It's supposed to clear the air. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2396 His personality could use some work. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2397 Yes, it's his only solution to global warming . 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2398 Good news: the new branch has experienced tremendous growth this quarter. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2399 Now with Russell's departure, one of you will become my new Branch Manager. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2400 Well, at least it's not orange. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2401 I've decided who will head our newest branch office. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2402 ...and I want EVERYONE to start thinking more organically! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2403 I am the most intelligent President this country has ever had 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2404 Perhaps I haven't grown with the company, but where can you find horse manure these days? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2405 Sure the new CEO is a little green, but our company's salad days have clearly returned. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2406 Its going to take a long time for us to grow. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2407 Annual reports are rosy and perennials have grown steadily. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2408 Well, at least this is an upgrade from that dart throwing chimp. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2409 It's time to go green. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2410 notice how our CEO is looking a little green around the gills lately 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2411 We're reducing our carbon footprint. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2412 Could someone get me a glass of water as well. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2413 The name is Mendel--James Mendel. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2414 Something must be up. He's unusually quiet today. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2415 She is WAY better than the rutabaga. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2416 Hello coworkers, I have a very personal confession... i'm really into pot. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2417 If you remember me for one thing, 'Stay Hydrated.' 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2418 I bet you wish you had taken M. Night Shyamalan just a bit more seriously. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2419 In this company, don't forget who produces the oxygen. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2420 Apparently he used to do seed funding. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2421 Congratulations Mr. President elect, we are here to help you grow into the job 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2422 What are your thoughts on branching out? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2423 We've gone totally green. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2424 In light of our low third quarter earnings, I'd say this is no time to celebrate and respectfully request that no one decorate me this year. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2425 Well, it couldn't be any worse than the last guy. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2426 What do you people take me for: a sap? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2427 Well, 'going green' has gotten quite bizarre! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2428 I think the Green Party could have a winning candidate this election. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2429 Any other questions? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2430 The company's going green. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2431 The Cannabis Board and its CEO 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2432 Just don't mention shovel-ready projects. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2433 I wasn't expecting this to be the end result from our GMO research. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2434 As chairman, I want you all to act natural. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2435 You're all being replaced. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2436 The President-elect has asked me to renegotiate the Paris Agreement since I seem to know the most about CO2. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2437 Looks like he's a little Green. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2438 The pot may be legal, but I still say it's a plant. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2439 And to think it used to be illegal. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2440 If it can make so much money in Colorado it must be able to save our company. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2441 I'm pleaded to report that stalks are up. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2442 Say nothing it's a plant 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2443 Careful, I think this guy's a plant from the HR Department 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2444 Here at Acme, we are a model of employee biodiversity. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2445 Does anyone know who the plant is? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2446 So you're saying I'M the perennial problem? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2447 No...I suppose an ant can't move a rubber tree plant. Why do you ask? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2448 We sell medical marijuana; we wanted a pot plant, not a potted plant. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2449 What, you expected me to change after you elected me? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2450 I think management overcommitted to going green. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2451 Forget our proposal of cutting branches....let´s look for savings somewhere else... 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2452 Well, at least it's not Donald Trump. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2453 OK mouth breathers thank you for your service its time for me to leaf. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2454 Well now, I see California's on board!! 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2455 Who is going to read out the attached note? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2456 Let's talk about the new plant opening. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2457 Thank you, Melvin, for watering me. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2458 Can we get an update on plant operations? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2459 Welcome to our new branch of government. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2460 Going green should have it's limits 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2461 As leader of the Green Party, I think we have a real chance in 2020 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2462 She's really flourishing in this position 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2463 Looks like the vacation really agreed with him. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2464 Has he been vetted? I think he's a plant. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2465 Who called me a potted plant? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2466 Now remember: By the end of the month, whoever beats the Dow Jones Industrials average by the most, will get to take that plant home with them! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2467 Aren't we taking this environmental commitment thing a bit too far. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2468 Yes, Mr. President? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2469 More direct sunlight people, it's where the business is headed. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2470 I'm not a plant, believe me. I'm the president elect. 1.2258 0.07771 62 54 2 6
2471 I've heard you don't beat around the bush with this one. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2472 Less talking, more watering. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2473 Can someone turn the temperature down...it's like a hothouse in here! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2474 He doesn't have a lot of experience, but corporate said we had to go green. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2475 Let's not discuss company secrets now; there seems to be a plant in the room... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2476 Welcome to the Task Force on Biodiversity. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2477 His communication skills aren't great, but he sure is easy on the eyes. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2478 I think we have to have the mindset of one trying to come up with a New Yorker cartoon caption. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2479 After her recent promotion Fern began leading weekly meetings. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2480 Due to corporate restructuring, I'm sorry to say you've all been pruned. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2481 Our CEO is a GMO. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2482 The board should have elected the lizard. At least it had a brain. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2483 I understand you want the company to grow, sir, but I don't think now is the right time to branch out. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2484 Maybe we've taken the green CEO concept too far. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2485 "What am I? A potted plant? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2486 I heard he took his MBA at Biodiversity. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2487 The point is, ladies and gentleman, that green, for lack of a better word, is good. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2488 What the shareholders want is organic growth. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2489 Don't mention that you are vegan. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2490 Jones did say to look out for a Management plant at this meeting. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2491 Wait a minute, I'm germinating a new idea. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2492 He believed in reincarnation and refused to resigm 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2493 At least he's less of a wall flower than the last guy 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2494 Just another in a long line of bad metaphors. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2495 A plant could run america better than Donald Trump. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2496 Naming me CEO still doesn't make us a green company. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2497 Not a word about the merger--it's obviously a plant. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2498 Apparently he used to be one of Trump's top advisers. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2499 I guess she really got potted last night. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2500 I told you reincarnation is real! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2501 Is it GMO? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2502 She never forgets her roots. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2503 Bob couldn't be here so he sent the plant manager. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2504 My lineage? Leaf Erikson. Why do you ask? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2505 Unsettling news from my pal the White House Christmas tree… the Obamas are moving to Canada. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2506 I'd like to introduce Mr. Spruce from our branch office. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2507 Well, am I diverse enough for this committee!? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2508 This business has gone to pot. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2509 Ever see 'Little Shop of Horrors?' 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2510 I think it's time for the company to turn over a new leaf. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2511 What are we not seeing??? 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2512 I've been elected President. I am declaring a permanent vegetative state. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2513 His compensation package is a mix of stock options and core mineral nutrients 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2514 This wasn't what I meant when I said the company needed to get back to its roots. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2515 Hello, my name is Phyl and I'll be taking over for the late Mr. Stemsley. But he'll be here in spirit, as his wife had him composted. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2516 Whose turn is it to water him? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2517 This month's growth is through the roof! But anyway, let's get back on topic. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2518 So far, our slow growth plan seems to be working. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2519 I'd like this meeting to come to arbor. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2520 I'm going to ask for a raise while he's still green. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2521 I'm forecasting growth. I can just feel it. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2522 I AM the North American plant. Don't forget that. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2523 It was brought in to offer a breath of fresh air. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2524 I know Luther said he wanted us to "go green," but did you think this is what he meant? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2525 Oh, yes sir, wonderful idea! Poinsettias would make excellent holiday bonuses in lieu of cash! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2526 The public has been demanding a greener leadership 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2527 Unfortunately we have been charged with taxonomy evasion. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2528 Damn the reward, we cannot risk our seed capital. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2529 I hate it when we all have to face the sun. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2530 Now that marijuana is legal , we thought it would be best to bring in a ceo with roots in the industry. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2531 The company is taking the concept of plant manager a little too far. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2532 By quarter's end, we'll be 100 percent green. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2533 While we always said he could be replaced by one, who knew it would increase revenue by 11 per cent? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2534 I always suspected we had a plant. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2535 We appointed him because we thought we could control him. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2536 At this point we thought we would give Bush another term 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2537 I can't do it all by myself, so let's invest in nuclear. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2538 He can call it "deadheading." But I call it "layoffs." 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2539 I know what you're all thinking; the only reason I got this job is cause I'm a fern. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2540 I'm not going to say it first - but - this company has gone to pot! 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2541 Everyone OK for water? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2542 The polls all said it would be the potted palm. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2543 These dang fern-ers are takin all the good jobs! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2544 I think the boss has gone a little too green. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2545 I'd say we're looking at a slow and steady upward growth strategy. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2546 He makes a compelling argument for half of the company portfolio being invested in Miracle-Gro 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2547 I know, "Photosynthesis for Dummies"! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2548 Maybe if we ignore him, he'll just leave. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2549 One word: Vegan. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2550 Is that considered recreational for our break times or medical because we can't stand our jobs? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2551 Our transition to a growth company is now complete. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2552 Our competition planted the seeds of doubt and look what happened. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2553 No pension worries or big bonus payouts and it clears the air. Let's vote. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2554 Please. Stay the course. Growth is still possible. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2555 It's OK to use your outdoor voices. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2556 It is what the chairman can do that none of the rest of us can - photosynthesis. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2557 In hindsight, we should've run you against Trump. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2558 Anybody speak plant? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2559 It was his last wish..... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2560 I had heard he was vegan 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2561 What kind of board are we if the chairman won't even trust us to save his seat? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2562 His final resting place. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2563 The only reason the firm promoted him is because it wants to project a more environmentally friendly image. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2564 Admit it, I've been growing in you. 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2565 He almost didn't show up when he heard we're meeting in a board room. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2566 What did you expect when you voted for cannabis? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2567 As you can see, I've been deflowered. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2568 Aphids. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2569 If chosen, I want to assure you all that your offices will have more windows and natural light. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2570 Global Warming: Crisis or Opportunity? Discuss. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2571 We're investing in more scarecrows; end of discussion. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2572 It's like talking to a plant 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2573 It's the Board's new emphasis on different kinds of synthesis. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2574 The next item of business is the watering schedule. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2575 I think we now have enough evidence to go ahead with our genetic engineering plans. 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
2576 It's always great to see the lawyers get promoted. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2577 It's going to be harder to move the plants to Mexico now. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2578 The meeting of the John Birch Society will come to order. 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
2579 When the chairman said he was going to pot, I didn't take him literally. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2580 You do realize that 'Going Green' has its limits, right? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2581 Ladies and gentleman---We are going green! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2582 You folks need to liven up. Drink the water, it does wonders. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2583 With me in charge, this business is going to blossom! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2584 I believe we've invested enough in plant and equipment. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2585 Do we keep minutes at a perennial meeting? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2586 One of us is a plant. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2587 Something tells me this new guy is going to be a despot. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2588 careful what you say-- it could be a pot plant 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2589 As you can see, we brought the new plant on line ahead of schedule and under budget. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2590 I think Mr. Jones has taken this vegan thing too far 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2591 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2592 Let's talk about growth. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2593 I'm leaving the plant. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2594 I would like to introduce the new Chair of our perennial board meeting. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2595 ...and silence swept the room. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2596 I know they wanted us to go green, but this is a bit much 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2597 It was the board's answer to run-away executive compensation. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2598 I'll tell you a little about me.My roots were in the GMO Research field, but then I decided to get my MBA. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2599 Sober or potted, Cupsworth runs a good meeting. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2600 The consultants insisted we invest in our physical plant. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2601 Uh oh, you forgot his water! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2602 Can someone please show me where the water cooler is? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2603 "I've had an epiphany! We're going green! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2604 Disregard that rumor that I'm a plant by our competitor. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2605 So - that's the new plant CEO I take it... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2606 Yeah, yeah, we knew you'd leave eventually. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2607 We thought we would be just as well off with a potted plant. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2608 'I believe in having a growth mindset.' 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2609 We remain unwavering in our commitment to growth. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2610 I know what your all thinking - that I'm a plant from corporate. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2611 Well, he has changed his hairstyle since the election but he still can only talk dirt. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2612 If you ask me, our seed funders made a smart move. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2613 You think those are real? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2614 The only reason he was elected was because of his willingness to branch out. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2615 If Trump is President of the United States, I guess the board figured a plant can be President of the Trump Foundation. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2616 Growth through leadership. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2617 No one can argue the promotion did go to the hardest worker. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2618 Does anyone here ever get the impression that he never takes any of our ideas seriously ? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2619 This isn't what I meant when I said we need to branch out. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2620 Okay, so I'll be leaving this fall, and I need someone to fill in for me. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2621 They must have replaced the elephant. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2622 Did someone say organic growth? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2623 Kale, kale, the gangs all here. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2624 #When he said he was going to pot I didn't think it would be like this!" 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2625 Its golden parachute is a planter at the Brooklyn Botanic Gardens. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2626 I am not going to sit here like a potted plant! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2627 With a little nurturing, I expect us to see exponential growth the next quarter. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2628 Careful, he's from the competition! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2629 The board would like to replace you with a ficus. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2630 If you don’t do your jobs, you’ll all be replaced by plants. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2631 Damn! Was it Marketing or HR that was supposed to water the chief this week? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2632 I wish I had paid more attention in Botany class. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2633 This company needs more BIO-diversity. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2634 Not bad for an oil company. We have a green Chairman and CEO. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2635 I say we challenge the will and I say we do it now. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2636 Starting immediately, all company facilities and employees are to go green! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2637 Pot is not only legal now, but it's legitimate. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2638 We need to stop these leaks! It must be a plant. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2639 All those in favor of draining the swamp? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2640 I'm all for going green but this is too much. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2641 With the company's new going green philosophy, I'll probably be replaced by a poinsettia. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2642 As it turns out, he was the perfect consensus candidate. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2643 And now for a report on manufacturing, I'd like to turn this meeting over to the plant. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2644 The note just says: "With the passing of my father, please accept this simple household plant as my proxy. Do not over water. Signed, Junior". 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2645 Why are those seeds of doubt still growing? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2646 Is this what he meant by "I'm going green." 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2647 Oh, and another thing, don't ever get caught eating a salad. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2648 Today, let us befriend the ideas that uncertainty and paradox are attuned to the normal rhythms of life and that sympathy with nature will lead to leading without leading. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2649 SUPPLANTED! 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2650 Somebody water me, and then I think we're done here. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2651 I think he might be a plant from our competitor. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2652 Well I think the company should go green,but isn't this going too far? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2653 The new CEO is a little green, don't you think? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2654 Agenda item 1: Hiring policy will bar all vegans. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2655 Many board members suspected the new CEO was a plant. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2656 No wonder they said "A potted plant has more business sense than all of you"! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2657 First order of business: Drain the Swamp!!! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2658 You might say I'm potted, but I would say well-grounded! 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2659 The last one was like watching corn grow. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2660 Well, Bob did say he'd be leaving. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2661 We're very proud of our diversity program. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2662 Let's go ahead and get started because I may need to leave. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2663 Sure, I’m a plant. But you can talk freely, I’m not THAT kind of plant. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2664 … and that is why we should all drink Roundup. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2665 I promised you that if we failed to turn a profit I would leave. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2666 I told you he was a Russian plant. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2667 So, the first item on the agenda is Climate Change. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2668 We're going to try for a greenhouse effect. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2669 I've called you together because the time has come the company to branch out. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2670 The potted plant sure is an improvement over the empty suit. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2671 I believe he has finally grown into his position. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2672 The bloomin' idiot at the head of company. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2673 Why did the plant manager call this meeting 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2674 As you can see, we're branching out with this new hire 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2675 We need to be more growth oriented. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2676 He was hired to help the company go green. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2677 'I may be green, but I do know what I am doing.' 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2678 You all still don't know why my office has so many windows? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2679 I'd like to bring up the issue of soil pH levels. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2680 I totally get your nostalgia for Bush. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2681 Look, I'm not just a potted plant here. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2682 Seems like everything is fine down at the plant. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2683 I think Board diversity has gone too far. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2684 I'm beginning to suspect that our new CEO is a rival plant. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2685 You see, our last Chairman turned out to be a mole so you can imagine our reluctancy... 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2686 We really have achieved significant growth from our seed funding. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2687 'K.I.S.S. ... "Keep it seeds and stems" - now that's a catchy slogan! 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2688 Looks like we were finally able to weed out the competition. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2689 The last thing I remember saying was, " Make me a plan, and have it on my desk by Monday." 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2690 Let's just leave it to the chair. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2691 Now (italics) do you believe in climate change? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2692 It's been 50 years and Flower Power is still with us. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2693 Diversity hire. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2694 He's turned over a new leaf. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2695 Human Resources was hoping to increase diversity. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2696 Instead of just a few lunch time martinis, CEO Fulbright decides to attend this weeks staff meeting fully potted. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2697 Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I would like to introduce you to our new branch plant manager. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2698 "Next on our agenda is Plant and Equipment". 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2699 Mr. Trump wants it in charge, while he's in Washington. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2700 Meet our new chairplant! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2701 The bad seed became Chairman of the Board. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2702 To put an end to all the rumors I am the plant the government put in your office. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2703 You were a good choice for Chair, Janice. But white men like houseplants. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2704 The Chairman of the Gourd. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2705 First things first: economies of kale. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2706 If you were a tree, what kind of..... nevermind. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2707 Looks like the new branch manager forgot donuts. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2708 Boss said he'd be going green. --Sophie Salisbury, 11 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2709 I knew he'd gone too "green". 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2710 I may sound paranoid, but it looks like it's a 'plant'! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2711 This whole corporate Greening effort has gotten out of control. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2712 I thought this was supposed to be plant personnel only. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2713 As you know, I've been hired to replace Bill, who, as it turns out, was a plant working for our biggest competitor. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2714 I've decided to shut the plant down indefinitely. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2715 No one talks to me anymore. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2716 This is not what I meant when I said 'prune staff.' 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2717 Okay if you can explain policy to this potted plant you can work in The White House 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2718 I have ideas. I'm not just a potted plant. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2719 To be politically correct , we're going to put a new Plant in Detroit rather than Mexico 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2720 Any questions on the new biodiversity initiative? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2721 I think Bill misunderstood what we meant by low hanging fruit. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2722 That's not what was meant by perennial position. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2723 This biota has noted the by the rota that we haven't met our quota one iota. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2724 As you can see, the company is turning over a new leaf.e 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2725 Now that I'm legal, medically and recreationally, you are all fired. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2726 Our green initiatives must have worked. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2727 I knew it all along! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2728 They had their reservations about appointing it, but it's demonstrated a penchant for growth. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2729 That's funny. I thought the whole "potted plant" thing was just a metaphor.... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2730 Now I've brought you all in here to discuss something of great concern to me: your pledge to reduce carbon emissions. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2731 Stanford University Board of Trustees 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2732 That was no vacation - she's clearly had some work done. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2733 Just give him his Twitter account back so we can go. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
2734 So what makes this ficus so different from the last one? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2735 He represents the Green Party. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2736 Does nothing but sit there, look pretty and thrive on all the B.S. thrown around here. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2737 It's not that strange. The last one was orange. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2738 He wanted to see if anybody would notice. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2739 Don't be so naive. It's a plant. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2740 My ideas about branching out just doesn't seem to find roots. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2741 First off, let me squelch the rumors and assure you that I am NOT a competitor plant. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2742 Here's what I see in our future... "trellising" 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2743 Actually, I do take umbrage with your "don't just sit there like a potted plant" remark. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2744 Security says we have a leak – someone in this room is a plant. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2745 He's President-elect, now this ? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
2746 This is a "joint" meeting right? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
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