Contest #544


Cartoon

544


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-11-07
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-11-20 (estimated)
Number of captions 4304
Number of responses 198246
Number of participants 8140


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Given Mr Tell's declining accuracy with his bow and arrow, we're lucky the guys don't use Apples. 1.9570 0.04068 302 82 151 69
1 Where exactly is Bethlehem, NY? Hmmm. Off the top of my head … 42°36'N 73°50'W in Albany County. 1.9291 0.04182 282 80 142 60
2 I liked it better when they were just little voices inside our heads. 1.9051 0.05160 253 98 81 74
3 I liked it better when the voices were inside my head. 1.7531 0.06557 162 81 40 41
4 It wouldn't be so bad if their printers weren't in our pants. 1.7181 0.07003 149 81 29 39
5 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.7162 0.07552 148 89 12 47
6 Have your person contact my person. 1.6884 0.07887 138 87 7 44
7 I live in constant fear he will hit ctrl+alt+del 1.6742 0.06844 132 69 37 26
8 Don't you miss the days when we thought about sex? 1.6742 0.06673 132 67 41 24
9 Have your guy call my guy. 1.6692 0.08128 130 84 5 41
10 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6692 0.07904 130 81 11 38
11 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6667 0.08037 129 82 8 39
12 Does your guy wear pants? 1.6667 0.07328 129 73 26 30
13 Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 1.6667 0.07808 129 79 14 36
14 I'll have my person contact your person. 1.6667 0.07962 129 81 10 38
15 I'll have my people call your people 1.6641 0.07786 128 78 15 35
16 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6560 0.07878 125 77 14 34
17 Remember when the only things on our minds were sex, drugs, and rock and roll? 1.6560 0.06730 125 64 40 21
18 Funny...I was just thinking the same thing... 1.6452 0.07950 124 78 12 34
19 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.6423 0.08092 123 79 9 35
20 Hey, Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6423 0.08092 123 79 9 35
21 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6423 0.07756 123 75 17 31
22 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.08046 121 77 11 33
23 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.07873 121 75 15 31
24 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.07785 121 74 17 30
25 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.07960 121 76 13 32
26 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.08046 121 77 11 33
27 I'll have my people email your people 1.6364 0.08215 121 79 7 35
28 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.08046 121 77 11 33
29 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.08215 121 79 7 35
30 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.6333 0.08021 120 76 12 32
31 I'll have my people call your people. 1.6333 0.08108 120 77 10 33
32 The New Yorker must be testing its new Caption Selection system 1.6303 0.07535 119 70 23 26
33 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6239 0.08386 117 78 5 34
34 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.6239 0.08386 117 78 5 34
35 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6207 0.08182 116 75 10 31
36 My people will talk to your people 1.6207 0.08090 116 74 12 30
37 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6174 0.08247 115 75 9 31
38 Have your people call my people. 1.6174 0.07965 115 72 15 28
39 Are you thinking what I'm thinking you're thinking I'm thinking? 1.6174 0.08339 115 76 7 32
40 "Have your man call my man". 1.6174 0.08060 115 73 13 29
41 I can’t get work off my mind, either. 1.6140 0.07425 114 66 26 22
42 I work under Jerry in Accounting. You? 1.6121 0.07323 116 67 27 22
43 Have your guy call my guy. 1.6071 0.08447 112 75 6 31
44 Have your people call my people. 1.6071 0.08542 112 76 4 32
45 Have your people call my people. 1.6071 0.08352 112 74 8 30
46 Have your little person contact my little person. 1.6036 0.08322 111 73 9 29
47 I'll have my guy call your guy 1.5982 0.08265 112 74 9 29
48 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5963 0.07724 109 66 21 22
49 Accounting says we have too much overhead 1.5963 0.07387 109 63 27 19
50 We have way too much overhead. 1.5926 0.07210 108 61 30 17
51 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5926 0.08428 108 72 8 28
52 I should have asked more questions when they offered me a 'Department Head.' 1.5926 0.07329 108 62 28 18
53 You know, before email and internet, all we had were little balloons floating in the air with words inside them 1.5888 0.06499 107 55 41 11
54 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5888 0.08498 107 72 7 28
55 when I turn around check if he's playing solitaire again 1.5888 0.07388 107 62 27 18
56 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5872 0.08368 109 73 8 28
57 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5849 0.08674 106 73 4 29
58 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5849 0.08570 106 72 6 28
59 I hate working under the new guy. 1.5818 0.07682 110 68 20 22
60 Have your person contact my person 1.5810 0.08428 105 70 9 26
61 My thoughts, exactly 1.5810 0.08642 105 72 5 28
62 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5810 0.08208 105 68 13 24
63 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.5769 0.08609 104 71 6 27
64 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5769 0.08499 104 70 8 26
65 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5728 0.08347 103 68 11 24
66 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5728 0.08233 103 67 13 23
67 I'll have my people talk to your people. 1.5728 0.08683 103 71 5 27
68 Have your guy call my guy and we'll set something up. 1.5728 0.08116 103 66 15 22
69 Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 1.5728 0.08347 103 68 11 24
70 Have your guy call my guy. 1.5728 0.08233 103 67 13 23
71 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5686 0.08646 102 70 6 26
72 Don't you hate those guys in the head office? 1.5686 0.07569 102 61 24 17
73 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5686 0.08646 102 70 6 26
74 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5686 0.08646 102 70 6 26
75 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5686 0.08646 102 70 6 26
76 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.5686 0.08185 102 66 14 22
77 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5686 0.08419 102 68 10 24
78 "Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5686 0.08533 102 69 8 25
79 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5644 0.08374 101 67 11 23
80 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5644 0.08946 101 72 1 28
81 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5644 0.08835 101 71 3 27
82 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5600 0.08566 100 68 8 24
83 Have your man call my man. 1.5600 0.08683 100 69 6 25
84 My people will contact your people! 1.5556 0.08877 99 70 3 26
85 Have your people call my people 1.5556 0.08641 99 68 7 24
86 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5500 0.08689 100 70 5 25
87 Have your people call my people. 1.5500 0.08689 100 70 5 25
88 I miss the good old days when they drew balloons over our heads. 1.5464 0.07032 97 55 31 11
89 I'll have my people call your people. 1.5464 0.08673 97 67 7 23
90 My guy will text your guy. 1.5464 0.08673 97 67 7 23
91 You thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5464 0.08293 97 64 13 20
92 My people will talk to your people. 1.5464 0.08548 97 66 9 22
93 I'll have my people call your people. 1.5455 0.08405 99 67 10 22
94 Our overhead is killing us. 1.5417 0.07683 96 59 22 15
95 Have your people call my people. 1.5408 0.08843 98 70 3 25
96 Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 1.5368 0.08441 95 64 11 20
97 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5368 0.08830 95 67 5 23
98 I'll have my person call your person... 1.5368 0.08441 95 64 11 20
99 Have your person call my person. 1.5368 0.08307 95 63 13 19
100 What are the figures, off the top of your head? 1.5368 0.08033 95 61 17 17
101 Remember when we wanted to be department heads? 1.5368 0.07603 95 58 23 14
102 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5319 0.08910 94 67 4 23
103 Yeah, I'm really tired of being micro-managed, too! 1.5319 0.07668 94 58 22 14
104 Have your people call my people. 1.5312 0.08755 96 68 5 23
105 The voice in my head just gave two week's notice. 1.5269 0.08175 93 61 15 17
106 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5269 0.08456 93 63 11 19
107 Have your people call my people. 1.5269 0.08861 93 66 5 22
108 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5269 0.08861 93 66 5 22
109 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5263 0.08834 95 68 4 23
110 I hate when he uses the stapler. 1.5217 0.06821 92 52 32 8
111 Is it just me, or is it odd the little men at desks on our heads don't have little men at desks on their heads? 1.5213 0.07522 94 58 23 13
112 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5111 0.08690 90 63 8 19
113 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5111 0.08833 90 64 6 20
114 Have your person contact my person. 1.5111 0.08833 90 64 6 20
115 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.5111 0.08690 90 63 8 19
116 Life was much simpler when the only thing you got over your head when you got an idea, was a light bulb. 1.5056 0.06988 89 52 29 8
117 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.5056 0.08915 89 64 5 20
118 I'll have my hat call your hat. 1.5056 0.08915 89 64 5 20
119 How much memory do you have? 1.5056 0.08322 89 60 13 16
120 Have your person call my person. 1.5056 0.08474 89 61 11 17
121 Have your people call my people. 1.5056 0.08915 89 64 5 20
122 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5056 0.08624 89 62 9 18
123 My person will contact your person. 1.5056 0.08771 89 63 7 19
124 I'll have my people call your people. 1.5000 0.08853 88 63 6 19
125 I'll have my people call your people. 1.5000 0.08704 88 62 8 18
126 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5000 0.08704 88 62 8 18
127 Off the top of my head,I'm guessing you're thinking what I'm thinking. 1.5000 0.08081 88 58 16 14
128 He just said, 'I'll have my people call your people.' 1.5000 0.09143 88 65 2 21
129 I'm sensing a hostile comb-over. 1.5000 0.07918 88 57 18 13
130 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5000 0.08999 88 64 4 20
131 "Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5000 0.08398 88 60 12 16
132 Uh, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5000 0.08999 88 64 4 20
133 I'll need to check with the man upstairs. 1.5000 0.07407 88 54 24 10
134 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4943 0.08936 87 63 5 19
135 Have your guy call my guy. 1.4943 0.09084 87 64 3 20
136 I'll have my people speak to your people 1.4943 0.08785 87 62 7 18
137 Have your person call my person... 1.4943 0.08785 87 62 7 18
138 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4943 0.08785 87 62 7 18
139 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4943 0.08632 87 61 9 17
140 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4943 0.08632 87 61 9 17
141 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4943 0.08936 87 63 5 19
142 My guy will contact your guy. 1.4886 0.08552 88 62 9 17
143 Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 1.4828 0.08934 87 64 4 19
144 This overhead is killing me. 1.4824 0.07598 85 54 21 10
145 I can’t get my mind off of work either. 1.4767 0.08225 86 59 13 14
146 Funny, I was just thinking about the same thing. 1.4762 0.07849 84 55 18 11
147 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4762 0.08878 84 61 6 17
148 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4699 0.08797 83 60 7 16
149 I'll have my person talk to your person 1.4643 0.08710 84 61 7 16
150 Now I know why the job description said level-headed 1.4634 0.07989 82 55 16 11
151 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4634 0.08175 82 56 14 12
152 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4568 0.08793 81 59 7 15
153 We really need to start leaving work at the office. 1.4568 0.07668 81 53 19 9
154 I see you've been outsourced, too. 1.4568 0.07866 81 54 17 10
155 I'm getting really tired of this micro-management. 1.4568 0.08060 81 55 15 11
156 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4568 0.08967 81 60 5 16
157 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4568 0.08967 81 60 5 16
158 Have your boy text my boy. 1.4512 0.08703 82 60 7 15
159 Do you ever get this feeling there's like this whole other level of reality that we're just totally unaware of? 1.4512 0.07187 82 52 23 7
160 So are we of 4 minds, then? 1.4500 0.07734 80 53 18 9
161 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4500 0.08697 80 58 8 14
162 'I really prefer the lightbulb.' 1.4500 0.07936 80 54 16 10
163 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4500 0.08513 80 57 10 13
164 Does yours wear shoes? Mine likes the feeling of hair between his toes. 1.4500 0.08133 80 55 14 11
165 I told you having two Department Heads was a bad idea. 1.4500 0.07313 80 51 22 7
166 My thoughts exactly! 1.4500 0.08513 80 57 10 13
167 I like to support Small Business, but if he microwaves fish one more time, he's gone. 1.4444 0.08240 81 57 12 12
168 I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair. 1.4430 0.07590 79 52 19 8
169 Well, it all depends on what you mean by, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" 1.4359 0.08863 78 58 6 14
170 When I signed up for the new LinkedIn I didn't realize what a headache it would be... 1.4359 0.08479 78 56 10 12
171 How do we ditch them for lunch? 1.4359 0.07868 78 53 16 9
172 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4359 0.08673 78 57 8 13
173 I can't seem to get work off my mind. 1.4359 0.08479 78 56 10 12
174 We're a lot alike. I always have work on my mind and you have a head for business. 1.4304 0.07787 79 54 16 9
175 It's a little tight. Do you have something in a conference table? 1.4304 0.07787 79 54 16 9
176 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4286 0.08948 77 58 5 14
177 Have your people call my people 1.4286 0.08948 77 58 5 14
178 Are you thinking what I'm thinking!? 1.4286 0.08755 77 57 7 13
179 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4286 0.08755 77 57 7 13
180 My people should be talking to your people. 1.4286 0.08948 77 58 5 14
181 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4286 0.08558 77 56 9 12
182 I think I'm getting carpal temple syndrome. 1.4211 0.08432 76 55 10 11
183 This latest Office upgrade is nothing but headaches. 1.4211 0.07554 76 51 18 7
184 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.4211 0.09035 76 58 4 14
185 My guy will be in touch with your guy 1.4211 0.09035 76 58 4 14
186 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4211 0.09035 76 58 4 14
187 Uneasy lies the head that wears the desk. 1.4211 0.08221 76 54 12 10
188 What do you say we grab a beer and get work off our minds... 1.4211 0.08638 76 56 8 12
189 Are you thinking what I'm thinking!? 1.4211 0.09035 76 58 4 14
190 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4189 0.09026 74 56 5 13
191 Have your guy call my guy. 1.4189 0.09229 74 57 3 14
192 This job demands a level head. 1.4189 0.07935 74 51 15 8
193 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4189 0.08819 74 55 7 12
194 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4189 0.09229 74 57 3 14
195 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4189 0.09026 74 56 5 13
196 He's been giving "unfunny" ratings to captions for the last 8 hours. 1.4189 0.07935 74 51 15 8
197 Have your people call my people. 1.4133 0.08923 75 57 5 13
198 Tell me again why you think this will be more popular than the Apple Watch. 1.4110 0.07256 73 48 20 5
199 Is that your natural desk color? Or do you varnish it? 1.4110 0.08238 73 52 12 9
200 I still think a simple light bulb gets the idea across. 1.4110 0.07513 73 49 18 6
201 I'll have my guy email your guy, and we'll do lunch. 1.4110 0.09115 73 56 4 13
202 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4110 0.09115 73 56 4 13
203 Have you always supported small businesses? 1.4110 0.07256 73 48 20 5
204 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4110 0.08688 73 54 8 11
205 Remember the old days when I had Georgia on my mind? 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
206 I loved the Apple iwatch and Google Glass, but I'm not so sure how I feel about the new Microsoft Office. 1.4028 0.08312 72 52 11 9
207 Shh... They can hear what we're thinking! 1.4028 0.09205 72 56 3 13
208 Have your people call my people, and we'll do lunch. 1.4028 0.09205 72 56 3 13
209 What do you THINK?" "I don't know - how do you FEEL? 1.4028 0.07038 72 47 21 4
210 It may take a full body cavity search to locate upper management. 1.3944 0.08387 71 52 10 9
211 Have your guy get in touch with my guy. 1.3944 0.09078 71 55 4 12
212 My boss has been on me all day. 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
213 The doctor asked me too if I heard little voices in my head too, I said no just typing. 1.3944 0.06797 71 46 22 3
214 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.3944 0.08623 71 53 8 10
215 I think it best to double check that with the head office. Don't you? 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
216 I see you have a head for business too. 1.3944 0.08143 71 51 12 8
217 I hope they're not planning a merger. 1.3944 0.08143 71 51 12 8
218 You can't get your mind off work either? 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
219 Downsizing went alright but these overheads are a nightmare. 1.3944 0.07086 71 47 20 4
220 Have your guy call my guy. 1.3944 0.08854 71 54 6 11
221 Last week I was only up to my neck in work 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
222 I'll have my people contact your people. 1.3944 0.09078 71 55 4 12
223 We’re working hard but the overhead is killing us. 1.3944 0.08143 71 51 12 8
224 Well, at least no one is going to ask about our comb overs anymore 1.3944 0.07365 71 48 18 5
225 Do you have trouble balancing your workload? 1.3944 0.08143 71 51 12 8
226 Should we have requested a brain chip instead of a desktop? 1.3944 0.07365 71 48 18 5
227 This micromanaging is really getting out of control. 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
228 On the plus side, his restaurant picks are better than Siri's. 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
229 And they said we'd never carry computers in our pockets, either. 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
230 This micromanagement is getting ridiculous. 1.3944 0.08854 71 54 6 11
231 I can't believe you wore the same mid-level bureaucrat as me today! 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
232 Have your little people email my little people. 1.3857 0.08703 70 53 7 10
233 I thought your people were supposed to contact my people. 1.3857 0.09167 70 55 3 12
234 All we need now is a Small Business Loan. 1.3857 0.08462 70 52 9 9
235 I'll have my people call your people. 1.3857 0.08703 70 53 7 10
236 Mine? Well, once he'd mapped pi to 950,000 decimal places, he moved along to vacation porn. 1.3857 0.06203 70 44 25 1
237 Have your man talk to my man. 1.3857 0.09167 70 55 3 12
238 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3857 0.09167 70 55 3 12
239 Nice to see somebody else around here with a head for business. 1.3857 0.08214 70 51 11 8
240 You and I appear to be the only ones carrying the workload around here. 1.3857 0.07419 70 48 17 5
241 Let's do lunch. Have your computer guy call my computer guy. 1.3857 0.08462 70 52 9 9
242 "Ha ha, watch what happens when I hit "Ctrl + C"! 1.3857 0.07958 70 50 13 7
243 I see that you and I have a similar head for business. 1.3857 0.07693 70 49 15 6
244 It's tough balancing work. 1.3857 0.07419 70 48 17 5
245 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3857 0.08938 70 54 5 11
246 You thinking the same thing I'm thinking? 1.3857 0.09167 70 55 3 12
247 It's not dandruff, he just had a powdered sugar doughnut. 1.3857 0.08214 70 51 11 8
248 I'll get my people to call your people. 1.3857 0.08938 70 54 5 11
249 I'll have my people call your people. 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
250 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
251 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
252 Well at least we don't operate jackhammers for a living. 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
253 I don't believe in God, but I'm pretty sure there is a man upstairs. 1.3768 0.06879 69 46 20 3
254 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
255 Work is always on my brain. 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
256 Checkmate! 1.3768 0.06562 69 45 22 2
257 I'm beginning to regret outsourcing myself. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
258 Foil hats would have prevented this. 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
259 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.08538 69 52 8 9
260 Penny for your thoughts. But don't tell me, email me. 1.3768 0.08538 69 52 8 9
261 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
262 I worked HR at Wrigley Chewing Gum. There they taught me, "Two heads are better than one." 1.3768 0.06879 69 46 20 3
263 You're thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
264 Lunch sounds great. Have your guy contact my guy. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
265 I'm virtually out of my mind. 1.3768 0.08784 69 53 6 10
266 Have your person call my person. We'll do lunch. 1.3768 0.08285 69 51 10 8
267 I don't know about you, but I miss Siri. 1.3768 0.08538 69 52 8 9
268 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
269 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do take the office home at night 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
270 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
271 I can't get work off my mind...you? 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
272 Aren't you tired of being micro-managed? 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
273 Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 1.3768 0.09484 69 56 0 13
274 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
275 Are you thinking what I think you're thinking? 1.3768 0.08538 69 52 8 9
276 Have your guy call my guy. 1.3768 0.08538 69 52 8 9
277 At least yours wears pants. 1.3768 0.08784 69 53 6 10
278 I always seem to have work on my mind these days. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
279 I'll Have My People Contact Your People 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
280 What system software does your Super Ego use? 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
281 Tell your guy to talk to my guy. 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
282 This wasn't what I thought they meant when I was told I was assigned to the head office. 1.3768 0.07473 69 48 16 5
283 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
284 Have your guy call my guy! 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
285 I'll have my guy contact your guy! 1.3676 0.09110 68 54 3 11
286 The iHat isn't so bad, once you accept that you'll never have sex again. 1.3676 0.08356 68 51 9 8
287 Hey, does your guy spend all day on porn, too? 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
288 I hate micromanagers. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
289 I'll have your hacker call my hacker. 1.3676 0.08865 68 53 5 10
290 Mine hates it when I forget to duck. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
291 So, you can't get your job off your mind either. 1.3676 0.08356 68 51 9 8
292 Yeah, it's hard to balance work AND a girlfriend. 1.3676 0.08356 68 51 9 8
293 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3676 0.09348 68 55 1 12
294 Mine keeps asking for a raise 1.3676 0.08865 68 53 5 10
295 I hate being micromanaged. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
296 Sure. Have your people talk with my people. 1.3676 0.08865 68 53 5 10
297 Ever get the sense you're not in charge? 1.3623 0.07717 69 50 13 6
298 Have your guy call my guy. 1.3623 0.08505 69 53 7 9
299 I'm OK as long as he doesn't have Mexican for lunch. 1.3623 0.07717 69 50 13 6
300 That's exactly what i have been thinking 1.3623 0.07436 69 49 15 5
301 I miss my thinking cap. 1.3582 0.07872 67 49 12 6
302 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3582 0.09197 67 54 2 11
303 Looks like the downsizing didn't reduce overhead. 1.3582 0.08427 67 51 8 8
304 If we put our heads together, we can have a conference table. 1.3582 0.08154 67 50 10 7
305 So, you’ve got a micromanager too? 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
306 Have your people call my people. 1.3485 0.08499 66 51 7 8
307 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3485 0.08769 66 52 5 9
308 Have your people call my people. 1.3485 0.09030 66 53 3 10
309 Well one of us needs to go home and change hats 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
310 I feel we've reached a meeting of the minds here. 1.3438 0.08969 64 51 4 9
311 Some say he micromanages, but I can't imagine working for anyone else. 1.3438 0.08688 64 50 6 8
312 I'll have my people contact your people. 1.3438 0.08969 64 51 4 9
313 Those jerks at the hat store told me I had the only one. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
314 It’s weighing on me, too. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
315 'They're playing head games again." 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
316 Heavy is the head that wears Leon from Accounting. 1.3438 0.08688 64 50 6 8
317 They worked hard to get a head. 1.3438 0.08688 64 50 6 8
318 Yeah, I've been carrying my boss for way too long also. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
319 'Hey, don't blame me! The decision came from the top!" 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
320 It's hard for me to keep a work-life balance. Especially when I tie my shoes. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
321 Bad news: Boss says we need to cut overhead. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
322 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3438 0.08969 64 51 4 9
323 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3438 0.08688 64 50 6 8
324 It was more fun when we always had sex on our minds. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
325 I don't want to freak you out, but you've got a tiny bureaucrat on your head 1.3438 0.08969 64 51 4 9
326 I can tell my guy is just playing solitaire. 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
327 I liked "Georgia" better. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
328 I liked Siri better. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
329 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.3333 0.09051 63 51 3 9
330 Bathroom breaks have been a challenge 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
331 You say potato, I say potato. 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
332 I just clicked on 'Install Microsoft Office.' 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
333 Things have been tough since they banned thought bubbles. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
334 The tap tap tapping in my head is driving me crazy. 1.3333 0.06400 63 43 19 1
335 The management here is pretty much on top of things, although they sometimes split hairs. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
336 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3333 0.08764 63 50 5 8
337 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
338 Am I the only one feeling micromanaged? 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
339 Have your person call my person. 1.3333 0.09051 63 51 3 9
340 I'm having a hard time balancing work. 1.3333 0.08764 63 50 5 8
341 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.3333 0.09051 63 51 3 9
342 Rainy days are the worst. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
343 "Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3333 0.09051 63 51 3 9
344 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3333 0.08764 63 50 5 8
345 I think I prefer the voices in my head. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
346 Off the top of my head, I'd say that desktops are not going extinct. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
347 I really hate micromanagement... and my neck is killing me. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
348 Have your person call my person. 1.3333 0.08764 63 50 5 8
349 What do you do to get work off your mind? 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
350 I'm under constant pressure from the head of my department. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
351 I know what you're thinking. 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
352 What do you do for desk hair? 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
353 Next time, I'm definitely taking the ankle monitor. 1.3333 0.08764 63 50 5 8
354 Forget your heart, what's your head telling you. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
355 I'll have my head office contact your head office. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
356 I'll have my little guy call your little guy. 1.3333 0.09051 63 51 3 9
357 It's stressful working under a micromanager. 1.3281 0.08350 64 50 7 7
358 Sometimes I feel like the man is keeping me down.... 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
359 Do you wish you'd got a laptop too? 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
360 It won't be so bad once they go wireless. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
361 I'll have my guy talk to your guy . 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
362 I was thinking the same thing. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
363 I could be worse. Imagine if we had asked for treadmill desks. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
364 'Frankly, I miss Siri.' 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
365 "You're micromanaged too? 1.3226 0.08839 62 50 4 8
366 Yea, was kinda thinking the same thing. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
367 Off the top of my head, I don't remember what they do here. 1.3226 0.08839 62 50 4 8
368 At the end of the day we've all got to answer to the guy upstairs. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
369 What's mine doing? 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
370 Do we really need two head writers? 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
371 Weird, I was thinking the same thing. 1.3226 0.09133 62 51 2 9
372 I just hate it when he takes his shoes off. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
373 My guy will call your guy. 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
374 Running under a low hanging branch is the way I clear my head of work. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
375 We can’t have two head writers. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
376 The worst part is I can't even tell if he's really working. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
377 I hate commercial surreal estate. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
378 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3226 0.08839 62 50 4 8
379 The overhead is killing us. 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
380 Do you ever feel micromanaged? 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
381 We're getting twice as much done, but the overhead is killer. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
382 Have your little man call my little man to schedule that little meeting. 1.3226 0.08839 62 50 4 8
383 If you're not the head of marketing, what ARE you the head of? 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
384 These IRS audits are getting too personal. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
385 Yes, but mine isn't wearing any pants. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
386 What do you do when you just can't get work off your mind? 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
387 I get a feeling we're like-minded. 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
388 NO! The difference between us is: mine has done my income taxes, balanced my check book, and restructured my 401k, while your's has just sat there all day playing video solitaire. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
389 Welcome to the head office. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
390 Off the top of my head? Hang on. Lemme ask. 1.3175 0.08414 63 50 6 7
391 We support small business. 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
392 Yes, that's how to get a head in business. 1.3115 0.08914 61 50 3 8
393 Funny, I was just thinking the exact same thing. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
394 I can't get out from under the office 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
395 Laptops would eliminate overhead. 1.3115 0.08602 61 49 5 7
396 It's all about balance. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
397 So this is what he meant by " Desk Jockey" 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
398 I'll tell you what's wrong with the company....too many head offices. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
399 Hair bnb is going to work man, I'm telling you. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
400 I know it's not exactly a home office, but I still think I'm entitled to a tax deduction 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
401 Find the 10 things different. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
402 I feel like William Tell’s son – with an Apple on my head! 1.3115 0.06419 61 43 17 1
403 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3115 0.08602 61 49 5 7
404 Mine wastes time on that cartoon caption contest. 1.3115 0.08602 61 49 5 7
405 I just don't know about these new Microsoft wearables... 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
406 Seriously Dean, I think we're carrying way too much overhead. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
407 I miss pencils behind the ears. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
408 It's a new corporate policy to shrink overhead. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
409 George Orwell never saw this coming .... 1.3115 0.08914 61 50 3 8
410 No way you came up with that off the top of your head. 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
411 My thoughts exactly. 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
412 It's Friday afternoon, why don't they just go home? 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
413 I want a head with a corner office. 1.3065 0.08477 62 50 5 7
414 Twins @ Work: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" 1.3000 0.09297 60 51 0 9
415 No matter how hard I work, the boss is always on top of me. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
416 Can we go back to the man buns? 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
417 Is this their idea of thinking outside the box? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
418 It's all about striking the right balance. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
419 We need to cut our overhead. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
420 We really need to reduce our overhead. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
421 I hate being micromanaged. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
422 I understand we should seek medical attention if it lasts for more than four hours. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
423 The head office just won't leave me alone. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
424 Have your guy call my guy. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
425 Apparently they meant what they said about moving us to the head office. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
426 I don't like to take my work home with me, but it's always on my mind 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
427 I found him through a headhunter. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
428 I find he's more thorough than the thinking cap. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
429 I'll put you in touch with my head accountant. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
430 I just hope they don't hit alt, control, delete. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
431 I know you are but what am I? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
432 The boss says it reduces overhead. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
433 Business is good, but the overhead is killing me. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
434 Working in the Head Office sounded so appealing 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
435 Tax accountant nesting season is hard on all of us. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
436 Do you ever get the feeling we've been hacked? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
437 The office in my pants is far less efficient. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
438 We’ll never get management out of our hair. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
439 Oh my God, I know...the foot tapping. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
440 Don't even ask where he parks his car. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
441 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3000 0.08988 60 50 2 8
442 It sucks being an early adopter; the next gen version's gonna have a brim. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
443 I preferred the iWatch, but this covers my bald spot. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
444 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3000 0.08668 60 49 4 7
445 My guy says your guy is an idiot. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
446 Am I the only one who likes it when he takes off his shoes and massages my scalp? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
447 We really need to cut our overhead. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
448 My man will get back to your man. 1.3000 0.08668 60 49 4 7
449 are they in over our heads? 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
450 Either my phone is ringing, or I've got tinnitus. 1.3000 0.08668 60 49 4 7
451 Have your guy call my guy and we'll talk. 1.3000 0.08668 60 49 4 7
452 I always have work on my mind. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
453 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
454 Sometimes he telecommutes, but he prefers to work out of the head office. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
455 'Click, click, click!" All night long... 'Click, click, click!' 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
456 Off the top of my head, I would say that we are both workaholics. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
457 Do I have a receding desk? 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
458 It's driving me crazy! The TV show theme to "The Patty Duke Show" keeps running in my mind over and over. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
459 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3000 0.08668 60 49 4 7
460 I see you run a low-overhead business, too. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
461 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3000 0.08988 60 50 2 8
462 Work is always on my mind too. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
463 This is not when I meant when I requested a move to head office. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
464 Russian hackers? 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
465 I think we can get this deal done. I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.2951 0.08853 61 51 2 8
466 Lice are pretty awful, but marketing directors are worse. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
467 I much preferred the Google glasses. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
468 I'll have my person talk with your person. 1.2951 0.08853 61 51 2 8
469 I believe we have the same barber. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
470 They're working on this cartoon caption. 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
471 I thought these implants would be more sophisticated. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
472 Jump if you hate your boss. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
473 Have your people call my people. 1.2881 0.09062 59 50 1 8
474 The micro-management is starting to get to me. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
475 I have to let him go but don't want a bad case of desk head. 1.2881 0.08734 59 49 3 7
476 Have your homunculus text my homunculus. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
477 My thoughts exactly! 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
478 They're plugged in where? 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
479 Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin"? 1.2881 0.08734 59 49 3 7
480 I'll have my guy email your guy. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
481 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.2881 0.08734 59 49 3 7
482 Does your guy at least keep his shoes on? 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
483 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.2881 0.08734 59 49 3 7
484 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
485 He's not heavy he's my accountant. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
486 They told me I was "head office material", too. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
487 I know the government's gotta prevent terrorism and all, but sometimes I think they go just a little too... Oh! My mind just went blank. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
488 I can't get work off of my mind either! 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
489 Weird, mine's not wearing pants either. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
490 Don't you get tired of that phone ringing in your ears? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
491 Are you downloading what I'm downloading? 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
492 "I was thinking the exact same thing". 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
493 Telecomuting is great, but getting tech support can be a headache. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
494 I retweeted myself. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
495 I like the way your mind works. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
496 Hello Bob. Let me introduce boB from the Alternate Universe Department. 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
497 I remember when guardian angels simply sat on the shoulder. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
498 You are out of your mind. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
499 I don't know if this new Google Hat is going to catch on. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
500 I hate when they spill coffee. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
501 I also have a head for small business. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
502 I see you also bought the new smart hat 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
503 I was really expecting Virtual Reality to be more fun 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
504 Who would have guessed your inner child is a middle-aged actuary, just like mine 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
505 I can balance work but not play. How 'bout you? 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
506 I was thinking about, but the little accountant on my head says it's best to wait until after November 8. If that orange monster wins, then the market will crash. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
507 Can't get work off your mind? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
508 Shh. Little Brother is watching. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
509 Off the top of my head ... 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
510 The overhead is killing me. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
511 THE PROBLEM'S NOT OUR BALANCE, IT'S THE OVERHEAD 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
512 I can't wait until "bring your homunculus to work" day is over. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
513 I hate waking up to a bad chair day. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
514 I think now that I'd rather have that microchip implant. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
515 I liked it better when the voices were inside my head. 1.2679 0.08638 56 47 3 6
516 I don't think the management realizes how much the downsizing weighs on us. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
517 IT told me to try turning it off and on again 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
518 They've taken technical support to a whole new level. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
519 Yes, Lloyd, I think we balance our work pretty well. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
520 Well, this is embarrassing. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
521 You have no idea the pressure I'm under. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
522 It appears we both have some of Hillary's emails. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
523 Hard work is the key to getting a head in life. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
524 So what's it like having a left-handed brain? 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
525 Yeah, but on weekends he's a lumberjack and I get irritable. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
526 Looks like we’re both dressed for the job we want: head executive. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
527 I hate micro-managers. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
528 Just give me your ideas off the top of your head 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
529 Same with my hairdresser: 'Lose the cubicle.' 1.2679 0.08638 56 47 3 6
530 I agree, desktops are old hat. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
531 I see you're having issues with upper management as well. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
532 I don't know what to think, my internet is down. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
533 I thought I was the only one who had a head for business. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
534 I guess we both have work on our minds. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
535 Work has become such a balancing act. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
536 ...and I say it's not normal to have two head offices. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
537 How's your personal assistant working out? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
538 There must be some mistake. I was promoted to head the department. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
539 I hate golf-shoe Fridays. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
540 Are you syncing what I'm syncing? 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
541 He's already monetized my conscience and outsourced my imagination. How's yours helping you? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
542 I used to have a monkey on my back. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
543 Ah, yes! Speech bubbles. Those were the days. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
544 Hold on. I'm waiting to hear from the man upstairs. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
545 The micromanaging has gotten out of control. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
546 It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't have smelly feet. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
547 Mine spends too much time on Facebook. 1.2679 0.08638 56 47 3 6
548 Do you know what I'm thinking? 1.2679 0.08638 56 47 3 6
549 We should have gone with baseball caps. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
550 I can see how your mind works. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
551 The boss wants to see all the department heads. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
552 The job weighs heavy on the mind, but at least we have one. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
553 The guys in the head office think we're beneath them. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
554 I can't seem to get work off my mind either. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
555 2 Great Minds think alike 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
556 It's 24/7 tech support. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
557 How is your Ikea any different than mine? 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
558 If it’s just you and me, I’m not sure what to do, but if we find other people then I think we have a solid class action suit against the shampoo company. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
559 I've been meaning to ask—where's your guy plugging in? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
560 I'm standing right here. Can't you talk to me rather than e-mailing? 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
561 Do you ever feel like you're losing Ctrl? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
562 He really wants one of those standing desks, but I think they look silly. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
563 I preferred the little angel and devil guys on my shoulders. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
564 My conscience is clean. Yours has a spot on his tie. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
565 This is taking technical support to an extreme. 1.2545 0.08692 55 47 2 6
566 Did you also buy the protective fedora? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
567 Do you get the feeling we're being hacked? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
568 It's the overhead that causes the biggest headaches. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
569 Let's not overthink this. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
570 Between the FBI and Wikileaks, I wish he'd stop writing so many emails. 1.2545 0.08692 55 47 2 6
571 Have your people contact my people. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
572 Our overhead is killing us. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
573 Just our luck, the only two headhunters in the world who take their title literally. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
574 I'm renting it out via HairBnB. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
575 Don't you love the new iDesk? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
576 Do you feel the oppressive weight of management, or is it just me? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
577 Hey, Mac, your file's open. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
578 When they said that they were desk jockeys, I honestly didn't know that we would be the horses. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
579 Job's gone to your head, too? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
580 There it is again. Tap tap tap... 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
581 Thanks for showing me how to better organize my ideas. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
582 I like the connectivity but the hat-hair is horrible... 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
583 Thank god, I thought I was the only one. Does your guy spill coffee too? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
584 I'd say we both have a head for business. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
585 William said something about shooting Apples off our heads. I came up with this. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
586 At least your guy doesn't tap his feet on your head all day long. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
587 Have the people on your head talk to my people, on my head. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
588 I see you asked for the executive haircut too 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
589 For cold weather I add a cubicle. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
590 You too? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
591 Never let your left brain know what your right brain is doing. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
592 I'll email you my thoughts on that. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
593 I told you, he's not in 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
594 Off the top of my head I'd say you and I work well together. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
595 It's not what I thought tech support was either. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
596 I think we should go back to iPhones. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
597 Is your little accountant thinking what my little accountant is thinking? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
598 Yeah, work is always on my mind too. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
599 Your left brain seems to work the same way as my right brain. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
600 I feel a lot more relaxed after 5 p.m. when I reclaim my headspace. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
601 I see you're right-brained. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
602 You know why we're losing money? Too much overhead. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
603 At first, the home office seemed like a great idea. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
604 If we handle this right we can each take off every other day. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
605 You're right. Desk jobs are not beneath us. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
606 I am considering a lobotomy... 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
607 I was also told it was one of a kind. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
608 Call me old fashioned, but I'm still attached to my desktop computer. 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
609 I can't get him off my mind either! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
610 Stand-under desks are the new stand-up desks. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
611 I agree. These guys are starting to get in my hair, too. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
612 I've always had a good head for business. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
613 I'll have my man upstairs send you an email. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
614 I thought you said it wasn't contagious! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
615 I really thought this would help my career, but my guy's just playing Tetris. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
616 Does yours weep softly every night? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
617 Clearly we're fraternal; I prefer the keyboard, you prefer the mouse, I have pens and pencils, you don't, and what is your right hand doing, by the way? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
618 I like using the Cloud better. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
619 We are, indeed, of like minds, but I will be needing my stapler back. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
620 I don't know, your person would have to talk to my person. 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
621 You want the quarterly sales figures off the top of my head? 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
622 I know what you're probably thinking. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
623 I hope that's not a private server. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
624 Thank goodness mine lives in the cloud on weekends. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
625 For me, it was an underutilized space. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
626 This was not what I pictured when the boss mentioned outsourcing. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
627 We always have work on our mind. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
628 He hates it when I look at my feet. 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
629 That’s funny, you were on my mind too 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
630 The company tells me this helicopter bossing is just for us millenials 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
631 Power outages are the new snow days. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
632 Maybe the red pill and the blue pill aren't that different after all. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
633 You are so crazy I can hear the voices in your head 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
634 That's a good idea. Let me run it by the higher-ups. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
635 If you're thinking what I'm thinking, you're fired. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
636 Yet again, the working man bears the burden of corporate downsizing. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
637 Did I unplug the coffee machine and when did I leave the office? The last thing I recall is leaving the laptop in the car. How many drinks did I have before bed? Good thing I am self employed. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
638 One day, we'll just have a chip in our heads. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
639 I'll have my guy text your guy about that. 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
640 Let's get our top guys on this right away... 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
641 I see you have work on your mind as well. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
642 I'll have my people e-mail your people. 1.2407 0.08742 54 47 1 6
643 We seem to think very much alike. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
644 Brothers from another mother board. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
645 Good for us; we each managed to get a head. 1.2407 0.08742 54 47 1 6
646 I feel like I'm being micromanaged from above. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
647 Yes, it was top of my mind, too. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
648 I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to inform my head office 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
649 Told your boss to get off your back too eh! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
650 I'll have my guy take a look and call your guy. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
651 Of course I feel like we're being micro-managed. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
652 Roger, copy that. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
653 I just can’t do this anymore. I guess I don’t really have a head for business. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
654 "What are the odds? All these years, and I had no idea we went to the same hair stylist". 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
655 I really need to get an ergonomic set up. My neck and back are killing me. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
656 A meeting? My people will call your people. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
657 My mom always said I had a head for business. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
658 You know I really don't understand those guys that are always trying to get a head in the office. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
659 It's the plugs I find most uncomfortable. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
660 Remember the good old days when executive functioning was handled by the prefrontal cortex? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
661 Mother was right. We both have a head for accounting. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
662 Trust me, it's easier than being outsourced to Bombay. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
663 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
664 My boss is a real micro-manager. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
665 We have to stop taking the office home with us. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
666 I'm feeling mounting pressure to let them work from home. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
667 I thought this supposed to be an online audit, not a hairline audit. 1.2264 0.08788 53 47 0 6
668 Be strong, dude. In just a few weeks, they'll be sugar plum fairies dancing on our heads. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
669 My guy will get back to your guy. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
670 I'll have my guy email your guy. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
671 Let's do lunch. Have your people email my people. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
672 That's funny, because I think YOU've been micromanaging ME. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
673 Answered an ad for a level-headed support person. And you? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
674 My guess is they're writing science fiction novels. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
675 Your left brain is the same as my right brain. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
676 Do you ever feel like we're being used? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
677 I'm just not processing things the way I used to. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
678 I have to wash that man right out of my hair. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
679 The boss said we weren't using our heads 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
680 How many differences can you spot? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
681 I can't seem to get the job off my mind. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
682 Favorite band? Talking Heads. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
683 I hate these micromanagers. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
684 My wife thinks I'd look better with a laptop. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
685 Copy your costume? No, mine has a pencil cup. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
686 I'm voting in favor of Measure 95 to set mandatory heights for doorways. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
687 No way! Where'd you find the left-handed edition? 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
688 No way you'll get a promotion without a pencil holder. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
689 Oh, he just crawls up my back. How does your guy get to work? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
690 I can't get the boss off my mind either. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
691 It came with my M.B.A. And yours? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
692 These hats are weird, but they get the job done. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
693 Hard to leave it at the office, isn't it? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
694 I'll have my people contact your people. 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
695 It's a great office... Lots of head space. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
696 Is it just me? Or do you hate your job too? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
697 You should see the party in the back. 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
698 First time at Micromanagers Unite ? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
699 I guess I wouldn't mind it so much if his chair didn't squeak all the time. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
700 I love people who mind their own business. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
701 This isn't working 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
702 My guy is always hassling me about being more level-headed. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
703 So, Tetris or Solitaire? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
704 I think they've taken micro-managing too far. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
705 There's that strange tapping noise again. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
706 On Sundays, I'm a Cheesehead. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
707 We've got to reduce our overhead. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
708 I didn't think the bank would foreclose on my toupee either, but here we are. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
709 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
710 You got a guy? I got a guy! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
711 Next time I'm requesting a laptop. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
712 When should we tell them their jobs have been outsourced to India? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
713 So this is what it's like to have eye contact. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
714 Thank you, I think you have a head for business as well. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
715 They really seem to be riding us more these days, don't you think? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
716 Personally, I prefer an Apple watch. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
717 I'm a piece of chewed gum stuck under a desk. What are you? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
718 I heard the next one will be thinner and have a bigger screen. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
719 FBI reading your emails again, too? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
720 How's your work-life balance? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
721 I can't get work off my mind 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
722 I am typing it up as I speak. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
723 I know what you're thinking! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
724 Relax, will you? We've got our head guys on this. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
725 Nice desktop! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
726 Micromanagers are bad. But parasitic ones are even worse. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
727 The peyote should have worn off by now... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
728 It's not his desk I mind; it's his sleeping quarters. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
729 I've been thinking about going back to my Palm Pilot. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
730 We need to work on our work-life separation. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
731 Thanks for the heads up. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
732 Harvey Wallbanger serves doppelgangers; his drinks will make you see two...sipped some on lunch break and now look in the mirror. Is that me as me or as you? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
733 I like to think they work for us. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
734 So when I told The Devil we deserved to be Office Heads... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
735 How do you always seem to know what I am thinking! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
736 Why? Where do you plug yours in? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
737 And you want me to believe it's a coincidence that we also had the same costume last year? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
738 And you are the head of which department? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
739 My exwife used to say that you can take the accountant out of the office, but you can't take the office out of the accountant. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
740 I’m not looking forward to the merger, are you? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
741 It's good to meet someone else who's connected. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
742 It's like you can read my mind. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
743 Mine says that under us, it's turtles all the way down. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
744 I see you have work on your mind too. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
745 I have my order in for Head Top 4 coming out in March. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
746 I thought "How To Get A Head in Business" was a typo. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
747 It's not just a breakthrough in technology but it has done wonders for the unemployment rate. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
748 I guess I'm not the only one who takes his work home. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
749 Shrinking the company's overhead is never easy. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
750 Let's call it a double-header and declare victory. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
751 Dandruff comptroller...you? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
752 On the bright side, no 'Bad Hair Days' and Wi-Fi is better. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
753 So, how do you tie your shoes? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
754 Have you ever felt like you're nothing but a rug in some executive's office? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
755 And then I wished for my manager to get off my back. You too? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
756 Four heads work better than two 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
757 I can't stop taking my work home either. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
758 How's your work-life balance coming along? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
759 It's not fair - you always know what I'm thinking. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
760 I can't think of anything off the top of my head. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
761 I have reason to suspect that your people have been talking to my people. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
762 This is much better than when we rented to the tap dancings studio. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
763 He's clicking Send. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
764 I'm just not wired that way 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
765 My guy will call your guy. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
766 I feel like the overhead regulatory committee has been getting out of control lately. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
767 The guy up top just handles my calendar. I have another little guy who manages pretty much everything else. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
768 Al Opecia? Funny. My guy's name is Dan Druff. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
769 I'm sick and tired of my own damn emails. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
770 Do you ever get the feeling that they're just using us for our bodies? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
771 Where'd they put your fax machine? 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
772 Is yours watching pornography too? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
773 If you ask me, this whole 'two heads are better than one' is a bunch of crap. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
774 I'll have my Head Sales Rep get in touch with your Head Sales Rep ASAP. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
775 You've got to tip your hat to the IP guys. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
776 I'll have my guy get in touch with your guy. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
777 Whenever I have a problem I ask the guy upstairs too 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
778 Because I'm a Mac and you're a PC. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
779 Someday, I'm gonna have his job... 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
780 Good to see you, too, but I've gotta go. He just hit Control P again. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
781 This company was built by the little guys. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
782 At last: non talking heads. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
783 I have a dream job, too. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
784 It's gratifying to know that I'm just as mediocre as the next guy. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
785 From one Department Head to another. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
786 Let's face it, Glen, we both have a great head for business. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
787 I see you also have a head for business. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
788 I see you are being micromanaged too. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
789 Office heads need to support the staff. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
790 My posture is a lot better since the layoffs. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
791 The micromanaging has gone a bit too far, no? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
792 Yeah, I sprung for the pencil-holder. It adds a soupçon of earthiness. Who cares if it increases the overhead? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
793 We seem to be balancing our work lives quite well. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
794 I just can't get work off my mind. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
795 The pencils are suppose to introduce a hint of retro. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
796 When is our next coffee break? My head is killing me. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
797 Balancing the overhead is twice as hard these days. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
798 Do you remember sending me that e-mail, off the top of your head? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
799 I think I have a virus." "Nah, it's all in your head. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
800 Eraser tag was more fun. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
801 I love that he hides my bald spot. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
802 $79.99 at Best Buy. Where did you get yours? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
803 I use mine strictly for remembering passwords. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
804 No, there's nothing on your head. Why? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
805 Like my driverless car, it works great until it crashes. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
806 I'm saving for a lap top. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
807 I think corporate misunderstood our feedback about more work/life balance. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
808 It blocks harmful UV rays and finds me tax loopholes. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
809 Why don't you have a pencil cup? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
810 Great minds think alike! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
811 Hey Bob, is it me, or are there consultants everywhere now? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
812 This office overhead is giving me a headache. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
813 I too find it stressful to be a department head. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
814 When I woke up this morning, you were on my mind. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
815 Let's stay connected 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
816 The micro-managing is bad enough, but he keeps kicking his desk. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
817 The overhead is killing me! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
818 Don't mind them. They're from the head office. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
819 It may be cutting edge, but I prefer my smartphone. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
820 I'm thinking about getting a new digital personal assistant. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
821 I have a problem with my executive function! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
822 Seriously? Those shoes with that monitor? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
823 The pencil holder is what I find really annoying. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
824 He's not heavy; he's my brother. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
825 Can you repeat that? My head's in the cloud. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
826 But I still wear my emotions on my sleeve. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
827 It seems a private server is nothing but a headache! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
828 I hear the next round of downsizing will be even more drastic. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
829 I've got a lot on my mind right now, have your guy call my guy. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
830 You should see the party in the back. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
831 Our personal assistants are on top of it! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
832 I never let my job go to my head. How 'bout you? 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
833 I told you they would go over our head with this. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
834 Can't get these new office-wide memos off your mind either? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
835 We have more in common than you’d think. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
836 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
837 I just sense you're someone who can relate to what's been on my mind lately. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
838 Let's try to get the office off our minds. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
839 You're out of your mind. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
840 I keep asking him to do my taxes, but he spends all day surfing for porn. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
841 Who needs a cubicle? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
842 Who's on your mind? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
843 I warned you about these auditors. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
844 We have nothing in common....my little guy runs a top hedge fund and your's sells time shares in Vegas 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
845 Like it or not, these micromanagers ARE the bosses of us. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
846 I should have listened to the man upstairs. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
847 I don't know, sometimes I miss the string and two cans. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
848 I'll have my people call your people. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
849 If we lose power, mine has a backup pencil. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
850 I'm hoping to be promoted to the head office. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
851 I think I'll have my guy email your guy. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
852 I agree, it's not so bad once you get used to it. Although, it does get irritating when he makes me get coffee for him. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
853 I see you got the memo. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
854 "You're not the only one who can come up with answers off the top of your head". 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
855 Don't know about you, but this new workload is giving me a migraine. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
856 You look silly with that desk on your head. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
857 are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
858 I see you went with the executive haircut, too. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
859 I don't know about you, but if I knew it wasn't a metaphor, I would have gone with monkey on my back rather than accountant on the brain. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
860 I know what you're thinking....and yes, you may borrow one of my pencils. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
861 What's the Wi-Fi password again? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
862 It's all about balance. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
863 Working from home isn't what it used to be. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
864 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
865 Are you thinking the same thing I am? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
866 All I did was hiccup while logging on. How about you? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
867 If you don't upgrade it's the end of the relationship. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
868 When I applied for a 'desk job,' this wasn't quite what I had in mind. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
869 Do you think we micromanage them? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
870 He's just a temp, until I can find someone more permanent. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
871 His name is Glenlivet. What's yours? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
872 The worst part for me is that when I comb my hair I have to unplug everything. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
873 I'm sick of the little guys going over our heads to get things done. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
874 Still think an MBA was the right choice? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
875 We both have a head for business. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
876 Are you processing what I'm processing? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
877 I notice you have work on your mind also. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
878 If the FBI wants our emails they're going to have to go over our heads to get them! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
879 My workload is every bit as staggering as yours, Carl! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
880 Mind your own business! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
881 Heavy is the head that wears the desk. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
882 Wasn't it so much better when the voices were inside our heads? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
883 I can never get work off my mind either. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
884 I think we're on the same page. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
885 Can you check to see if mine is playing solitaire again? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
886 Troublingly, mine was eating beans for lunch. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
887 I say we just power down and grab a couple of beers? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
888 I see you got the OfficeCrew Cut too. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
889 Ironically, we didn't read the small print when the Lilliputians suggested we downsize. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
890 I guess we'll be in the next edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
891 It's clear we share a similar head for business. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
892 Nothing comes to mind. Not off the top of my head at least. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
893 Go ahead! Byte me! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
894 Our overhead is killing us. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
895 Don't mention it. They had a 'buy one, get one' special on desk tops. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
896 Yeah, well what you gain in productivity with these guys, you lose in privacy. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
897 Is your work always on your mind, too? 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
898 These hats looked better online. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
899 Do you think he's on top of it? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
900 The only thing I don't like is how they run the power cords. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
901 Wireless? I'm thinking about outsourcing. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
902 Uneasy lies the head that wears a computer. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
903 I have no clue. It's all above my head. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
904 We may wish to reconsider using our private servers. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
905 Why do we always take our work home with us? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
906 A week after Aruba and it's like we never went on vacation. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
907 I hear they are coming out with a laptop version next year. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
908 It's great! He does taxes, pays your bills, balances your checkbook, just don't feed him after midnight. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
909 Don't upgrade. You'll just have to learn how he works all over again. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
910 Just looking myself up on the internet 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
911 If you can't beat em, conjoin em. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
912 Who cuts your hair? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
913 I actually miss Google Glass. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
914 Ever feel like you can't get work off your mind long enough to relax? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
915 You still have a landline too? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
916 I think micromanagement is stifling my creativity. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
917 Call me if you manage to get out from under it. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
918 We should network. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
919 Is the short commute worth the trade-off? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
920 I kept asking, what the hell is hat-desking? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
921 We're at the forehead of the open-office trend. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
922 You too, huh? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
923 Do I have to go over your head on this? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
924 At least we're not chained to our desks. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
925 I can't get the office off my mind. How about you? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
926 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
927 I don't even think they know we're here sometimes. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
928 I think my brain works differently than other people's. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
929 Do you ever get the feeling we're being watched? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
930 Not what I imagined as a mobile office. You? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
931 I hear on the 2.0 version, each of them will get a head-desk too. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
932 Mind your own business 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
933 I'm all for smaller government and surveillance, but this is not what I had in mind. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
934 I see we're both bringing our work home. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
935 After taking with you I am starting to understand how the whole Cloud thing works. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
936 Wait a minute. Yours gets bathroom breaks? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
937 Great minds think alike. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
938 I see you're doing the hairbnb thing. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
939 What do you mean, we're not compatible? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
940 It would seem that we are of like minds. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
941 These new budget caps are just impossible. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
942 What makes you think we might have a virus? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
943 Let me give you a little 'heads up.' 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
944 Sometimes I get this terrible fear that technology is taking over civilization, but my wife says it's all in my head. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
945 I'm guessing we go to the same barber. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
946 Race you to the Patent Office. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
947 You've got work on your mind too? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
948 This is what you get for working at head office. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
949 Our overhead costs are small, almost all of it management. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
950 Off the top of my head, I would say you're mistaken. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
951 Two heads are better than one! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
952 Don't let him rent space in your head. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
953 I'm now replying to your instant message. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
954 I hate being a desk jockey. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
955 Have your people get back to my people. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
956 We should talk sometime. Why don't you have your guy set it up with my guy? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
957 This isn't the piece of mind I expected working for Samsung! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
958 I always have work on my mind. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
959 Dad always said we inherited his head for business. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
960 I don't know about your guy, but mine's giving me a headache. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
961 No, you're the Nerd. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
962 It's a new productivity tool, called HairBNB. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
963 Great minds think alike. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
964 Our virtual humans seems to be having trouble coming up with a caption off the top of their heads. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
965 Have your people call my people. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
966 I look it as an improvement over the angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other ... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
967 My hard drive thinks your hard drive is cute 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
968 Bob is shocked to discover that his life is just as boring in the parallel universe. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
969 Yeah, I can't get this new job off my mind either. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
970 Wait, what do you mean we could have left hours ago? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
971 Where did you get the pencil holder accessory? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
972 I just can't get work off my mind. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
973 I have a keyboard-pounding headache. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
974 I may be closer to the copier but you're closer to the coffee! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
975 Tell me again why Google Glass failed but these guys are cool? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
976 I've been thinking too much off the top of my head. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
977 Doesn't this seem like an inefficient use of overhead? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
978 Heading to the office? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
979 Can't get work off of your mind either? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
980 I asked how many people he stepped on getting to the top, and he said just me. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
981 Before the internet, you could just give an answer off the top of your head. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
982 No, I was thinking exactly the opposite. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
983 Is this cubism or existentialism? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
984 My superego person will be getting in touch with your superego person. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
985 Where's yours plugged in? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
986 OK, so who was secretary of agriculture in1927? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
987 Can you feel the trickle down effect yet? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
988 One moment, my agent is typing. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
989 Any tips on work-life balance? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
990 Radio Shacks attempt at artificial intelligence..."Ask Herb" 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
991 Face it - we've both had too much work on our minds lately. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
992 No, it's YOU who needs to force quit! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
993 My love life hasn't been that great but , boy, my productivity has been off the charts. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
994 You hear that clicking in your head too?! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
995 The only part I don't like is the bureaucratic nightmares. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
996 What happens when the Doublemint Twins stop chewing gum and get a job. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
997 Don't you just hate it when your subordinate goes over your head? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
998 I'm of two minds on this subject. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
999 Oh, oh, I think I'm going to sneeze. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1000 You find that you're taking your work home with you, too? 1.1702 0.08228 47 43 0 4
1001 Work was on my mind before it was cool. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1002 Overhead's a real problem here. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1003 It's desk work all the way down. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1004 Ever have that dream where you're driving home and without thinking you open the sunroof? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1005 Do you think he would have drawn apples if his name was 'Mac'? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1006 It's like we're in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1007 I think miniaturization has gone too far. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1008 Flat tops would have been better than desk tops. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1009 It's clearer now but I miss the Angel and the Devil. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1010 I knew he would find a way to hold his new job over our heads. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1011 I pine for the old days when all I had were voices IN my head. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1012 On three, lets reboot 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1013 You also installed an auto-correct? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1014 I liked him better when he had a candy dish on his desk. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1015 Have your people call my people. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1016 I'll fire yours if you fire mine. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1017 Are you streaming what I'm streaming? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1018 What do our wives mean "leave work at the office"? We're Stepford husbands. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1019 My new Thinking Cap just requested more sick leave. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1020 You said you'd wear yours on Wednesdays and I'd have Tuesdays. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1021 Big brains, small overhead--how can we not succeed? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1022 You want to google together some time? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1023 There's only one guy at work above me, too. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1024 I'm making a mental note. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1025 OK, so my people called your people. Now what? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1026 I didn't even know they made a left-handed mouse. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1027 I'm out of memory, how about you? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1028 And R&D calls this a virtual office. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1029 It could be worse. Before he found a job he used to live in my basement. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1030 Sometimes I hear voices! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1031 I find the overhead is making it hard to balance. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1032 Where are the pencils? Top desk drawer on the left. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1033 Do you ever feel micromanaged? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1034 I think we need to do something about our office overhead. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1035 Is this what they mean by "desktop"? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1036 They couldn't get work off their minds. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1037 I see you're using the latest version of Office too. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1038 When they said the new i-hat connects to the internet, I had something else in mind. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1039 Was this what you expected when we were told to meet at the head office? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1040 My work is weighing heavily on my mind. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1041 I see that you also see the value of working in the cloud. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1042 Work has just been more and more on my mind lately 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1043 Did you get the optional ear flaps? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1044 These internal audits are getting a little...well...uncomfortable. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1045 Maybe we shouldn't approach everything with our accountant hats on. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1046 I've got more on my pate than you do. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1047 The sad moment David and Nathan realized they both had Bob's job on their mind and it was no joke. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1048 The little computer in the glasses thing I kind of liked. This just plain sucks. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1049 Shush! Little Brother is listening! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1050 I'm considering a cubicle. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1051 Matching 'do's', cool...heh, heh. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1052 Is it just me or are the new micromanagers over the top? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1053 Is this proof of an alternate universe? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1054 I hear the new manager has a strange way of getting into your head! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1055 Business at the front killed the party at the back 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1056 He just put in a request for a cubical wall, it's been nice knowing you. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1057 I am thinking of contracting with someone off-site. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1058 It´s much better than the angel and devil I used to have. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1059 My wife says I have work on the brain. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1060 Yeah, this latest update seems a bit intrusive 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1061 You couldn't pay me to work a desk job. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1062 These open plan desks are a real headache. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1063 I just asked my guy to talk to your guy about the details... 1.1702 0.08228 47 43 0 4
1064 I like working at head office, don't you? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1065 I see you're into micromanaging, too. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1066 The wife's been complaining I bring work home with me. How about yours? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1067 Can't get work off of your mind either? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1068 I see Head Office is working you overtime, too. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1069 I wish Bob would stop farting. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1070 Artificial intelligence will never be fashionable. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1071 I'll have my guy email your guy and we'll do lunch sometime. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1072 I don't know about you, but I'm tired of bringing my work home with me! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1073 I see you also have an executive function disorder. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1074 We need to cut down on the overhead. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1075 I'll answer, but first: what's your mother's maiden name? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1076 You know there once was a time when the New Yorker cartoons were actually funny. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1077 Besides my guy's having twenty-two more little black dots, let's see you find five more differences in our mental pictures ... and there better not be a gun in your guy's right hand! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1078 Besides my guy’s desk having a bunch of little black dots, can you find five other differences in our mental images? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1079 Great idea! Have your guy call my guy. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1080 So...I see we share the same head accountant. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1081 Someone needs to say it: outsourcing works. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1082 Did they tell you the same tale of how easy it is to get ahead in this firm? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1083 I'll have the voices in my head call the voices in your head. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1084 I opted for the pencil upgrade. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1085 There's got to be an easier way to get ahead at the office. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1086 Have your people email my people. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1087 You thinking what I'm thing? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1088 You mean you're from head office too? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1089 You should see where we put the break room. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1090 What was your takeaway from mindfulness training? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1091 I don't wanna play anymore head games. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1092 He makes the big decisions but the guys at the bottom do all the leg-work. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1093 Work on the brain? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1094 I need more outlets. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1095 They both said they wanted to get "a head" in this company, but I never dreamed they would be ours. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1096 It's nice to get away from the office and have some FaceTime. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1097 It's not easy finding a work/life balance. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1098 It got so much better with wifi. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1099 If you're thinking what I'm thinking, then I'm thinking we're both in need of a vacation. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1100 Still got work on the brain? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1101 OK, this time Apple has gone too far. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1102 I guess sometimes even the little guys can work their way to the top. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1103 Look at the bright side — we both have a good head for business. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1104 We need to have a meeting of the minds. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1105 Is this what our wives meant by twin sets? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1106 So much better than standing at my desk. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1107 Work is on my mind, too. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1108 The barefoot scalp massages don't make up for all of the porn he watches. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1109 This Mobile office isn't as seamless as I had hoped 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1110 They keep assuring us that they're not on private servers. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1111 How do you deal with desk hair? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1112 I used to have an angel on my shoulder, but the SEC got him. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1113 Hold on, I'm thinking. 1.1633 0.07904 49 45 0 4
1114 Of course I believe in free will! Whadya think, there's some guy up there controlling me with a computer or something? think, there's some guy up there controlling me with a dumpster 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1115 I'm busy right now. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1116 It's nice to have well-managed hair, but sometimes I think I'd just as soon go back to dandruff. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1117 Mine's a white collar hacker. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1118 This IBM hat is only slightly less functional than my Apple watch and Google glass. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1119 Copy me on that. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1120 Ever felt like you never left the office? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1121 I'm sending you an email. Wink when you get it. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1122 Don't you hate taking work home? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1123 Can I borrow a pencil? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1124 He's not so bad, but the back office is a nightmare. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1125 We've got to do something to get work off our minds. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1126 I don't mind my brain working overtime, it's the 1 a.m. coffee breaks that are killing me. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1127 Oddly, when my guy uses a BOLD font, I feel energized and confident and like I can really dance. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1128 We should have asked for more information when they said we'd be the heads of the department. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1129 Remember when your conscience was just an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1130 HR takes overhead way too seriously. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1131 So you've got a gliodesktoma, too? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1132 Oh, knock it off! You're not the only one with a lot on his mind. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1133 But the heart says yes. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1134 I think we gotta get a load off of our minds. You think? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1135 Wait. I'm still loading. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1136 Yeah, I tried breathing and meditation techniques first, too, but nothing beats a personal neural re-wiring assistant! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1137 It beats the aluminum foil, but I still think I prefer the propeller beanie. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1138 I like the way your mind works. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1139 They told me joining the head office would be a promotion, but it's really ruined my work-life balance. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1140 Don't you wish we could get the head office out of our hair? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1141 Hard to believe I miss the days when all he did was look over my shoulder. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1142 Are you having a mind auditing experience too? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1143 We're government employees, Bob, doing nothing is classified top secret. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1144 "Oh my god, I love your 1997 office desk themed hat!" Jim said sincerely. Unable to hide his inner pain any longer, "Me too, I love yours too."responded Mike. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1145 Do you have trouble disconnecting from the grid? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1146 If anyone asks, this relationship is strictly business. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1147 Office heads need to support the staff 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1148 Micro-technology gives me a headache! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1149 This is not how I expected to be given the results of the "are you right-brained or left brained" quiz. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1150 You have work on your mind too? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1151 So, what's on your mind? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1152 Your wife complains you always have the office on your mind? Mine too. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1153 I use a PC; you use a Mac. Let's call the whole thing off. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1154 When I said I needed more headcount... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1155 Maybe you'll change your mind once my guy sends your guy a delightful cat video. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1156 So they outsourced your brain too, huh? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1157 My conscience keeps downloading porn. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1158 Don't you think our head offices stay on top of us too much? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1159 Did your guy have tuna for lunch? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1160 We shouldn't have picked a business fraternity , these desk beanies suck. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1161 But this sure feels better than when they tried mining. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1162 You look familiar 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1163 Won't they ever go wireless? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1164 I don't really care for the mobile office. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1165 Nice hat. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1166 I can't seem to get work off my mind either. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1167 We've become Pair-a-Techs. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1168 Do you have a pencil I could borrow? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1169 We can't let these promotions go to our heads. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1170 Top of my head, I don't see this working. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1171 It's not you, it's me. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1172 Do you think our jobs got to our heads_ 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1173 Dammit! The lady at Etsy said it was a 'one of a kind mens' fascinator!" 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1174 I'm glad to see that I'm not the only head case around here. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1175 We need to tackle small thinkers and overhead as the same problem. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1176 iOS 47 is lighter, faster, and covers my bald spot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1177 Suppose they merge in order to reduce their underhead? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1178 You run a headhunter business as well? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1179 Have your head call my head and let's do lunch. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1180 Can you hold my nerd while I run to the cafeteria? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1181 This is the last time I'm outsourcing to Lilliput! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1182 Never thought I'd miss the days when the micromanagement was completely transparent. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1183 Who would have thought our promotions would go to our heads. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1184 I think we have the best twin day costume. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1185 We should establish a LAN. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1186 Pssst. You've got a little dude and a desk on your head. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1187 I also asked for a little off the top, not a little office on top. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1188 I'm Aries, the RAM, how about you? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1189 I'm trying to disconnect from work at home, but it's hard. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1190 'Head Office' just doesn't have that ring to it anymore! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1191 What's on your mind? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1192 I disagree. I think the little guy sitting at a desk on top of my head is MORE of a workaholic than the little guy sitting at a desk on top of your head. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1193 Let's get our head guys on it ASAP 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1194 I thought it said hedge fund manager. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1195 It's fine, but I am not looking forward to 'Bring your child to work day.' 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1196 After I googled Google vs Brain, I had to go with Google. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1197 He tried to negotiate for a credenza too...that's where I had to put my toe down. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1198 Wait, did I just think that, or post it on Facebook? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1199 I didn't know this is what management meant by downsizing. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1200 The boss says we have to reduce our overhead. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1201 Laptops are easier to use. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1202 I know, Casual Friday can't come soon enough! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1203 I thought they were supposed to be standing on our shoulders. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1204 When you work hard, you move on ahead . 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1205 Dont't forget, I'm Mergers and you're Acquisitions. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1206 When Sid told me I could work from home I didn't think it would be such a balancing act. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1207 I'm hoping to grow my small business into a mid-cap. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1208 They say wear the hat for the job you want. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1209 Right off the top of my head, I don't think it's a wise idea to take work home with us. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1210 Very heady. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1211 Your barber does desktops, too? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1212 I find that double-sided tape helps on windy days 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1213 I told you mentoring corporate accountants was going to be a real balancing act. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1214 I liked it better when we just carried smart phones... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1215 I can't seem to get work off my mind, can you? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1216 I've got the head office. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1217 I can't get business out of my head. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1218 I find that double-sided tape helps on windy days 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1219 Does yours just look at porn all day, too? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1220 Initially, outsourcing ideas was great, but it's become a headache. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1221 I'm good with business, but I never had a head for computers 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1222 Is yours transcribing your thoughts, too? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1223 Yeah, I can't get work off my mind either. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1224 I've had the same IT guy on my mind , too. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1225 The voices in my head are emails now, too! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1226 Have you tried Head Office and Shoulders? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1227 I guess we both have a lot on our minds. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1228 Does yours tap his foot? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1229 Department Heads meet face to face. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1230 Have you been able to get your head around it? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1231 They're saying we are incompatible. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1232 ?"My guy keeps up on the election polls for me so I can live my damn life" 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1233 I see that we're both working to get ahead. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1234 Does using your desktop give you headaches? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1235 I see you can't get work off your mind either! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1236 I think we took that "How to Get Ahead in Business" book too literally. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1237 It feels funny when he tries to spread his toes apart 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1238 How many martinis does it take for yours to go away? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1239 The workaholic in me, honors the workaholic in you............ 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1240 The pressure to reduce overhead is giving me a headache. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1241 Don't you have a mind of your own? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1242 If twins think alike, how come my brain is checking out QVC online while your is watching 'Debbie does Dallas?' 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1243 When Jack took my goose, I had to resort to office space rentals. What's your story? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1244 Remember when we used to actually speak to each other? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1245 He asked for a promotion, but I told him he's already at the top. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1246 My headspace leases for $2200 per sq. inch! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1247 I told you we shouldn't have let the new jobs go to our heads. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1248 $25 at Costco, what did yours cost? 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1249 So which head office do you work for? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1250 If the doctor separates us, who gets custody of the little ones? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1251 I have to stop taking my work home with me. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1252 Why don't we just FaceTime? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1253 I see your super ego shops at Ikea as well. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1254 Being micromanaged is growing on me. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1255 Just off the top of my head I'd say we're a lot alike. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1256 Copy that. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1257 I was about to share my thoughts but I've lost connection. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1258 I hear a banjo. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1259 Five o'clock can't come soon enough. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1260 The headaches really got better once I got a rug under the office chair. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1261 I'm thinking of getting an intern. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1262 My memory was perfect until he discovered the delete key. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1263 The bubble thoughts are not as heavy. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1264 This is hairassment. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1265 My next hire is a chiropractor. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1266 Does your personal assistant take bathroom breaks too? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1267 Still think getting matching desk sets was a good idea? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1268 Who knew this is what they meant when they said there could be ‘minor staff reductions?’ 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1269 This company's brainstorming techniques have gotten a little out of hand. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
1270 Yeah, I know what you mean, but he sure comes in handy during tax season. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
1271 They laugh alike,they walk alike,at times they even talk alike. You could lose your mind... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1272 I'm glad we picked heads. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1273 I'll have my people call your people... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1274 Mine is always playing online poker. How about yours? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1275 My executive functions are all a mess. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1276 Mine's starting to itch. Should I see a barber or call tech support? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1277 Don't let anyone tell you you've got nothing going on upstairs. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1278 Are you left-handed? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1279 Trust me dude. These hats will totally get us laid. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1280 Telecommuting was never like this. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1281 I can't seem to get this email thing off my mind either. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1282 What hath Bill Gates wrought? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1283 Look George - there's being held accountable and then there's this. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1284 I'm OK with being micro-managed. They wear neckties. We don't. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1285 What a coincidence, I work in my company's head office too. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1286 Dude, where's your pencil holder? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1287 The virtual workplace loses something when management buys the headsets. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1288 My accountant's on top of it too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1289 My guy's starting to get suspicious that he's a hat too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1290 I can't get my mind off my work. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1291 I would say off the top of my head that I can agree with your position on that. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1292 Reminds me of a song, "You are always on my mind" 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1293 Can you find the ten differences? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1294 My doctor said it should go away on its own around 5pm. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1295 Well, one of us has to change. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1296 I don't think that work-life balance seminar helped much. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1297 Hey man, what's on your mind? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1298 Let's join forces and split the overhead. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1299 Can't get work off your mind either? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1300 My therapist says it's not healthy to walk around with the office on my mind. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1301 I hear these guys would do anything to get ahead! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1302 Some vacation we're having. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1303 I see that your head lice have also hired a lawyer. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1304 Mine's using brain power. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1305 What's on your mind? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1306 "Heading to work" got a new meaning, I'm afraid. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1307 Have your guy give my guy a call. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1308 I said we need to take care of a little business, not a little buisnessman. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1309 This telekinetic commuting is a real headache. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1310 No, I don't notice anything unusual about you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1311 Me? I heard YOU were the new department head! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1312 See you have a virtual headache also. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1313 How was your weekend? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1314 I didn't realize that working from home came with the whole set-up. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1315 What happens if they get treadmills? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1316 This shrinking cubicles trend it getting ridiculous. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1317 I think we both have a lot on our minds. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1318 We need to change our shampoo. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1319 Is your inner child a middle-aged bureaucrat like mine? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1320 They say great minds think alike. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1321 Something's on your mind, Frank. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1322 My mother gave me up for adoption at birth. You? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1323 I want you to keep this under your hat. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1324 It's time we stop bringing our work home. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1325 In retrospect memorizing multiplication tables would have been useful. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1326 Did your wife divorce you because you always have work on your mind too? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1327 Did your brain just invite my brain to join LinkedIn? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1328 Yeah, I'm trying one of those standing desks too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1329 Golf? I'll have my person get a hold of your person. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1330 I like your hat! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1331 Maybe a nice vacation would help get work off of our minds. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1332 I see you are having trouble leaving work at the office as well. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1333 Have your guy call my guy and let's do lunch. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1334 I think we've been sucked into another inexplicable NEW YORKER cartoon. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1335 "So this is what we get for having a head for figures? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1336 You're right Bob. This new app really helps you get a head. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1337 My friends say I'm left-brained, but I just don't see it. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1338 He's way more useful than Siri, but how are we going to keep this under our hats? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1339 I imagine one of us will end up like dad 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1340 I hate desk jobs. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1341 I see the FBI is auditing your esp mail, too. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1342 My dopelganger is more tech-savvy than yours! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1343 I can't get work off my mind. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1344 Got work on your mind? Me too 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1345 Remember when we could balance work and life? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1346 This guy really needs to delete his internet history. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1347 The digital era's version of, 'off the top of my head' 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1348 Yeah it's been on my mind a lot too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1349 Staying on top of things is very important around here. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1350 How long have you headed up the department? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1351 Not exactly the Matrix, but close enough. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1352 Is there something on your mind? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1353 Great minds think alike. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1354 These new Google hats just aren't as fashionable as the Google glasses. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1355 We might be related 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1356 What's on your mind? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1357 Any idea why people are doing a double-tech when they see us? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1358 The rent's not bad, but the overhead is killing us. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1359 Man Accidentally Clones Self While Randomly Pushing Copier Buttons During One Bad Paper Jam 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1360 Nothing like a desktop hat to keep your head out of the Cloud. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1361 I thought of it first! No- I did 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1362 Do you have a feeling that some employees are going over our heads? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1363 You need to get your mind off of work. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1364 I've been making him work longer hours ever since my Great Recession. 1.1333 0.07521 45 42 0 3
1365 This work-life balance isn't easy. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1366 The work weighs heavy, doesn't it? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1367 I'm not so sure about this open-office plan. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1368 The good thing is, we don't have to speak to each other anymore. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1369 Work has been weighing heavy on my mind too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1370 I think this job's gone to our heads. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1371 It's just like my old obsession with sex-- I now think about work 24 hours a day without ever getting any done. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1372 I miss the old Blackberry, too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1373 What's on your mind... as if I didn't know. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1374 What's on you mind? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1375 What does your inner accountant tell you? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1376 He's a CEO so he uses his golden parachute. How does yours get down? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1377 You've got work on your mind too? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1378 The new work/life balance program? It's OK, except his chair squeaks. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1379 It's nice, but I want earflaps. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1380 I took away his smoke breaks when he dumped on my head. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1381 Where are your outlets? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1382 Great minds google alike. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1383 Are you sure this is how downsizing is supposed to work? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1384 Great minds think alike, Harold. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1385 Sure we're saving a lot on office space, but it still feels like we've got too much overhead. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1386 Don't you hate it when he presses the 'shift' key? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1387 They've been sent here by Head Office. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1388 You think maybe we need a hobby? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1389 You think this is bad? Wait till your wife disables your pop-ups. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1390 A parallel world they do exist 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1391 What's on your mind? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1392 I hate having to use a public server. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1393 I'll have my person call your person. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1394 Your Wi-Fi is down. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1395 Call me old fashioned -- I'm keeping my pencil cup. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1396 I can't get work off my mind, how 'bout you? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1397 I see your hard drive imbedded as well? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1398 I don't know. what do YOU think the sampling error is? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1399 Have your man text my man and we'll do lunch. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1400 IRS audits give me a headache too 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1401 What do you mean you're not taking my face-to-face meeting? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1402 Same Halloween costume store? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1403 great minds think alike 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1404 Same, having trouble getting work off my mind. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1405 I don't like this latest trend in mini-computers. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1406 I always envisioned Big Brother being less bureaucratic. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1407 The wifi is down again. How an I supposed to know what you are thinking ! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1408 So it's like this all the way down to sales? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1409 Work is always on my mind. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1410 How do YOU manage to stop thinking about work and relax? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1411 I just can't get you off my mind 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1412 I see you also belong to the Stupid Hat of the Month Club. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1413 He worked his way up from my male room. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1414 Are you e-mailing what I'm e-mailing? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1415 Call the exterminator and say we still have them. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1416 Telepathic twins warming up before another day at the office. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1417 I am lovin’ my new government hat. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1418 We've got to get this audit off of our minds. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1419 Like I said earlier, I just can't seem to take my mind off work. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1420 Work is your happy place, too? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1421 Gotta keep your head in the game 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1422 This micromanagement has really gotten out of hand. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1423 I see you're also getting a head start on your taxes. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
1424 I'm not sure I care for this new 'work at dome' initiative. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1425 I didn't sign up for this kind of outside-the-box thinking. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1426 I'm ignoring my little head 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
1427 This technology boom is getting out of hand... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1428 you must be an executive too? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
1429 No pencil box? You are a wild man. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1430 I just hate being micromanaged. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
1431 Not sure how I feel about the new mobile offices. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
1432 Yeah, work's been on my mind a lot lately too. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
1433 I don't know about you, but I'm rethinking my decision to choose the work-from-home option. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
1434 To be fair, he did say he would monitor the situation. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1435 I'll have my brain wire the instructions to your brain. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1436 I don't mind having work on the brain all the time as much as the incessant tapping. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
1437 Taking my job home weighs on me. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
1438 I tried dandruff shampoo, but it didn't work. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
1439 Me too, every once an while I hear this clicking noise. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
1440 I see we have the same barber. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1441 Sorry if I seem a little distant. My head is still back at the office. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1442 No, you can't borrow a pencil. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1443 It's the best desktop I can come up with right off the top of my head. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1444 Did you get my email? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1445 Hey, you, get off of my cloud. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1446 And I was sure no-one else would have the same costume this year. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1447 This hack and hide thing was a bad idea. Let's make a run for the Ecuadorean embassy and grab some ceviche. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1448 Personally, I'd rather have the devil on my shoulder off the meds than the accountant on my head with the meds. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1449 The difference is in the details! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1450 I see you also have work on your mind. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1451 Yeah, I'm also taking my work home with me all the time. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1452 I'm exhausted. He NEVER takes a lunch break! 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1453 It just came to me off the top of my head. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1454 You're talking in a funny font. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1455 No, it's not all in your head. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1456 Should we tip our hats? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1457 I prefer hot-desking 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1458 Whenever I take my work home with me I get a migraine. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1459 Yeah, I'm a desktop guy too. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1460 I think we both have work on our minds. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1461 We're taking our work home with us again! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1462 So this is how the mind works. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1463 They're working on the next big thing. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1464 Got work? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1465 You have to admit — it's a little clunkier than the Google Watch. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1466 I call him Charles Darwin. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1467 Why does everyone presume we are twins? We're nothing alike! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1468 Love your mullet. Business up front, party in the back! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1469 I miss bedhead. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1470 I,too,have a head for business 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1471 Luckily he takes long lunches. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1472 "I don't know about you, but I can't get work off my mind". 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1473 Workplace mind games. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1474 I don't remember,either - let's Google it. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1475 Sounds great. Have your brain call my brain and set it up. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1476 That phrase, 'giving critical support to higher-ups', in the job description was a bit misleading. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1477 I can't keep work off my mind either. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1478 What happened to your pencil cup? 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1479 Wait! Wait! Let me guess! You rubbed a magic lamp? A genie appeared and granted your wish? But he thought you wished for a 10 inch desk - am I right? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1480 It was bad enough bringing him to the cafeteria, but now he wants to go outside. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1481 You've got work on the brain too? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1482 Its vintage John Malcovich. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1483 I can't get my work off my mind. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1484 Well, off the top of my head, so to speak.... 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1485 Funny. I was just thinking that. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1486 I have no problem with renting to the Lilliputians, but shouldn't we have checked the exchange rate? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1487 Please cc your wife on my greeting. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1488 It's a no-brainer. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1489 I understand. Demands of the office can weigh on the mind. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1490 Clearly, you have a head for business too. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1491 Is it a mirror? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1492 "Just off the top of my head, I suspect we've run out of cubicles". 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1493 Managing the cloud is a full time job. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1494 Are you syncing what I'm syncing? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1495 He says he wants to FaceTime. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1496 Please review my attachment 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1497 I dunno, what's on your mind? OR Things are better since the little voice inside my head connected to the Internet. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1498 I still prefer this to Hairbnb. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1499 Are you getting paid for overtime? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1500 If we put our heads together, we can fire one of the guys. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1501 They said I'll be off desk duty next week. How about you? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1502 It's the new approach to downsizing staff. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1503 Mine's from Phil's One-of-a-Kind Haberdashery. Yours? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1504 Only a right-brained person could create a caption for this cartoon. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1505 Split shifts really work, don't they? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1506 I think our need to communicate has gone too far. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1507 I hate these internal auditors. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1508 Cloud computing is just a little too far away for me 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1509 So, that's how I became head of the company. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1510 We've got a good system going, one kick is a technical glitch, and two kicks is to visit the little boy's room. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1511 Advil won't help 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1512 Black nine to red ten. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1513 How is your google office hat working out? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1514 Mom still likes me best. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1515 Anyone can listen to the voices from inside... 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1516 I just send him an email when my scalp gets itchy. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1517 We're the heads of the company, that's why I put the desks here. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1518 This is my first Hairbnb guest. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1519 I bought the basic package to delegate routine daily decisions, and bought the override option for major commitments. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1520 Do you really think two heads are better than one? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1521 Let me guess. You want me to lend you a pencil. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1522 I'm done with self-help books after this one. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1523 I had a scary dream that I was always thinking of work--you too? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1524 He stole our idea for Facebook so let's keep this one top secret. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1525 My department head is contacting yours as we speak. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1526 "Is that all you think about is work?". "Looks whose talking". 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1527 It's not as bad as the conference room. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1528 Only successful leaders use pencil holders. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1529 Off the top of my head, or can I get back to you? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1530 If you change your vote, DON'T bring it up at Thanksgiving! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1531 You and I see eye to eye, but our analytic sides are just not connecting. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1532 His secretary? You don't want to know. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1533 Yeah, I'd take a 'helicopter mom' over these 'hovering dads' any day!! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1534 I can't believe you wore the same fascinator as me. You BITCH. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1535 Don't say that. You've got every bit the head for business that I've got. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1536 The whole "head office" concept is not as impressive as it sounds. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1537 Stop repeat voting your New Yorker Caption Contest entry on work time!! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1538 I just loved it when we communicated orally. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1539 You need to have a level head on your shoulders these days to achieve a good work-life balance. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1540 Have your people talk with my people. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1541 I also feel that I take my work home with me. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1542 Out of Office just doesn't work. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1543 It wouldn't be so bad if the tiny invoices weren't so hard to read. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1544 Mike and Dave are the heads of our finance department. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1545 Sorry, I don't have control of my schedule. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1546 Why are you badmouthing me on Facebook? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1547 It's hard to leave your work at the office when your office is in cyber space 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1548 It's our tragedy to be managed by the little men on top. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1549 Are you happy with the way our overhead is being managed? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1550 Probably separated at birth. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1551 I don't think a standing desk will make a difference. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1552 recently it seems like the collective unconscious has become automated 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1553 DON'T HIT DELETE. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1554 This wasn't quite my image of us getting new desk tops. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1555 Have you been using my shampoo? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1556 My alter ego is smarter than your alter ego . . . 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1557 Mind your own business. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1558 I'd have mine exorcised, but he's getting too much done.... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1559 I told you this would happen when you work at home. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1560 It's called a corporate double header 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1561 I could've sworn I just had a thought of my own. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1562 My doppelgänger can outwork your doppelgänger! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1563 I've got work on my mind. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1564 I can't seem to get away from work these days. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1565 I'm also the owner of a small business man. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1566 This isn't what I thought they meant by Head Office employees. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1567 I'm thinking of transitioning to wireless 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1568 So, I'll get my people to talk to your people.. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1569 Be glad you're not a cruise ship captain. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1570 Control. Delete. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1571 Great mimes think alike. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1572 They call it crown-sizing. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1573 These new desks are real head-scratchers! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1574 I have no idea what this means. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1575 I see you also work under a micromanager. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1576 No, my desk is not messy. You have OCD. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1577 I think we relate because each of us has a head for business. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1578 I felt the cheese wedge wasn't sending the right message to perspective employers, you? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1579 Don't mind me. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1580 I'm not sure how I feel about the new managerial oversight program. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1581 No; you're the puppet. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1582 1011100101110110010000100111100100001111010001111. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1583 All I know is if I try to wear a hat, I get sued. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1584 I've combed my records, but didn't find anything. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1585 How did we go from Casual Fridays to Ironic Saturdays? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1586 I don't care what Mom told you, we are not identical twins. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1587 His new operating system gives me a headache. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1588 Did you get my e-mail? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1589 Great! Have your social media guy give my social media guy a call sometime. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1590 What's on your mind? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1591 Enough with these mind games. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1592 That was just off the top of head. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1593 Feels like I'm getting the boot. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1594 Sorry, his head is in the clouds sometimes 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1595 Are you here for the headhunting conference? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1596 Yeah, this is where I saw myself in five years, too. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1597 I'm having mine removed on Tuesday 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1598 We gotta keep the overhead under control. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1599 Let me know if your guy needs to borrow a pen. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1600 It’s not detachable, but look on the bright side: no more bad hair days. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1601 This whole job-sharing thing gives me a headache. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1602 Thy never acknowledge support staff. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1603 Two hackers from the Kremlin trying to make sense of the Electoral College: "In Russia it is much simpler." 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1604 These first-generation Google Glass prototypes are going to be worth a fortune some day- just you wait. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1605 It's a heady job. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1606 I hear the newest model comes with its own 401K. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1607 It's part of the new "Open Office" concept. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1608 Google Desk has doomed the water cooler break. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1609 I can't believe they hired our brains so they could play solitaire. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1610 You look like you have something on your mind. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1611 P.C. Vey is one messed up dude. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1612 Wanna swap Mr. Right Brain for Mr. Left Brain? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1613 Are you clicking what I'm clicking? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1614 It beats working in a cubicle. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1615 Two great minds with a single dull thought. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1616 Let's keep calm and get them to reboot. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1617 The company's really taking this skills inventory seriously. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1618 Besides my guy's having twenty-two more little black dots, can you find five other differences in our mental images? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1619 Are you left-brained or right-brained? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1620 No, YOU have a head for business. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1621 HEY P.C. VEY . WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING ! ? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1622 "Won't ever complain about earworms again, will we?' 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1623 Seems like our heads are in the same place. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1624 Well, I'm a left brain and you're a right brain, for starters. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1625 left brain - right brain executive functions smack down 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1626 Let's face it, Frank, this workload is heady stuff. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1627 Two heads don't seem to be any better than one at solving our diversity problem. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1628 It'll be so much easier once they finally move to standing desks. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1629 I'm sorry my guy stole your guy's pencil holder. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1630 Not too long ago having your head in the cloud was a bad thing. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1631 We're never going to get through all these emails are we? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1632 There goes that strange tapping noise again. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1633 Off the top of my head I think this is pretty weird 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1634 Do we name them? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1635 They'll never say we don't have much upstairs anymore! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1636 Did you see that cool new New Yorker cartoon caption contest? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1637 Exactly. Getting a smartphone was the dumbest thing I ever did. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1638 I feel we're getting ahead of ourselves here. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1639 I had no idea this is what they meant by "work/life balance." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1640 Great minds think alike. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1641 I think we're on the same page. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1642 Just a sec, I'm still loading. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1643 My guy won't work weekends unless I offer stock options. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1644 I always have work on my mind. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1645 Need a pencil? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1646 Glad to meet a fellow appreciator of skeumorphic design. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1647 Headtops are the wave of the future. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1648 Now mine wants a standing desk. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1649 Yikes, I did not anticipate actual human interaction. Let me Google how to do this. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1650 I wouldn't mind so much if he wasn't just spending all day on Facebook! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1651 Just rinse, lather and reboot. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1652 I feel I'm being manipulated..., Me too. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1653 I can't seem to get work off my mind either. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1654 You wouldn't by any chance be adopted? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1655 We need to quit playing these head games. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1656 Forget about Google Glass and the Apple Watch. Executive Hat has it all! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1657 I think I know what's on your mind. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1658 Tetris all day long. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1659 Let me check with my head office and get back to you. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1660 Buzzfeed wants us for their "Can you spot the differences?" quiz. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1661 Well, my guy has pencils, so I win! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1662 To get ahead you need a desk job! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1663 The corporate consciousness in me honors the corporate consciousness in you. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1664 My brain’s been hacked! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1665 So, what's on your mind? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1666 Well, ONE of us is going to have to change! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1667 Tell me, Greg, where do you see yourself in ten years? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1668 Not quite the 'desk set' I had in mind. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1669 I just got the new one with mood control. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1670 Since he started texting, I can't hear myself think. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1671 See if you can guess what I'm leaking. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1672 This way I can limit my conversations to 140 characters. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1673 I told you not to let the work go to your head 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1674 Huh, same barber 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1675 This mobility thing isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1676 It's nice to meet someone else who has a good head for business. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1677 Read my quips. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1678 Do you PC what I PC? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1679 This heavy workload's a pain in the neck. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1680 Really? Something's been weighing on my mind too. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1681 Where do you think they plug in their cords? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1682 We're downsizing. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1683 Let's put our office heads together on this. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1684 So... it has come to this. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1685 Why didn't God think of this? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1686 No, YOU'RE the one who's got it backwards. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1687 I used to be a left brain person 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1688 You convinced me to try the whole standing desk thing. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1689 Great minds think alike. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1690 Your fly is open 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1691 If we lose this contract it's all on your head. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1692 We're in over our heads. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1693 Now I get the air quotes when they asked us if we were ready for "head" office. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1694 This micro managing has got to end soon. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1695 What's on your mind's mind? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1696 I imagine you're also having a hard time wrapping your head around this. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1697 I'm thinking of switching to a fedora. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1698 Can you send me the dial-in for our meeting of the minds? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1699 So how many hats do you wear? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1700 Two heads are better than one head. What's that supposed to mean? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1701 I like that it covers my bald spot. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1702 His work is over my head. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1703 I see you can't get work off your mind either. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1704 Do you think we are letting our work get on top of us? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1705 None of the other planets had ANY hats. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1706 So, we do overhead cost projection the same way. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1707 How the outsourcing going for you? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1708 I feel like I'm suddenly free to be the accountant I've always wanted to be. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1709 I can tell your office overhead is too high too. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1710 So much for thinking outside the box. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1711 What does he do without pencils? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1712 I'm calling it Work-Life Balance. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1713 Get a life. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1714 Do you hear a tapping sound? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1715 There's a reason these hats are on sale. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1716 You think we have it bad? My friend Stanley is Hillary Clinton's server. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1717 Hang on, I'm working remotely. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1718 No, thank God, my guy is NOT a foot jiggler. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1719 We should put our heads together. We will save money on rent. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1720 Remember when smartphones were our only personal assistants? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1721 Looks like we both have a lot on our mind... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1722 He's been video chatting with Dorothy in my pocket. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1723 I'm sure glad I don't have your job! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1724 Your problem is bed head. Pull up the covers and keep dreaming. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1725 Administrators from the Twin Cities, "love you Bro". 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1726 Look at it this way-- we're helping them get ahead. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1727 I'll have my people talk with your people. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1728 He flattens my hair, but it's worth having a fact-checker at all times. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1729 They say version 2.0 is going to be slimmer and better looking. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1730 I forgive you. We both have a lot on our minds. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
1731 It doesn't seem like we're really connecting. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
1732 I think I can account for our headaches. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
1733 I don't know about you, but I can't get this clicking noise out of my head." 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
1734 Surprisingly I don't regret downloading the newest Microsoft Office Suite. Showering on the other hand has been and uncomfortable subject for both of us. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
1735 I don't know. I think they kind of suit us. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
1736 It's sales, Wayne, not brain surgery. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
1737 All they seem to talk about is getting a head. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
1738 I need to upgrade my i Clone App. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
1739 Please don't be insulted, but did you realize you have a tiny man sitting at a desk on top of your head? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
1740 I think we're on the same page. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
1741 The company's taken downsizing too far. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
1742 They told me this job will be above my head. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1743 You feel like your bringing your work home with you 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1744 I think we're both totally over our heads at work right now. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1745 I used to think I was the only one in this office who had a conscience. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1746 At least they're male advisors Gulliver. Those 4 inch stilettos hurt like hell. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1747 Your mind-desk isn't as cluttered as mine. Maybe it's all the kale? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1748 I'll check with my somebody and see if he concurs. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1749 "I've come to join you at head office". 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1750 I long for the Reagan era when everyone thought it was super sexy to have a head for business. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1751 Where did he say he was installing the modem?!? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1752 Lunch? Fine, have your person call my person. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1753 its funny you said that. he has been on my mind since i left the office. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1754 It's too much for senior management: they're in over our heads. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1755 I can't seem to get work off of mind, either. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1756 Next time buy from Party City, not Office Depot. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1757 It looks like we're both working on Executive Function. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1758 If you don't like being micromanaged, maybe this isn't the job for you. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1759 Tax time--what a pain in the neck. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1760 Care to share any thoughts on managing your overhead? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1761 Damn these micromanagers. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1762 Lunch next week? Have your hat call my hat. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1763 I was so hoping that Google Hats wouldn't become a thing. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1764 Forehead break in five? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1765 I thought these virtual reality lenses were to show our secret fantasies. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1766 If Comey finds this one, it'll be our heads! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1767 Microsoft promised to be sleeker on the upgrade 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1768 I would have gone for the whole cubicle, but this is more manageable. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1769 And to think that I was excited when HQ said we were getting the latest in wearables. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1770 My guy keeps looking at porn sites, which is very distracting. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1771 ..,the told me it was one of a kind... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1772 So, the boss asked you if you were 'level headed' too I see. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1773 We stash all our undocumented workers in the subconscious. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1774 I'm still not used to this headware upgrade. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1775 I see you too are over your head with this e-mail thing! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1776 I don't know about you but I'm getting tired of carrying the guys from the head office. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1777 No thanks, I also got a guy for that. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1778 Google watch was more stylish than Google hat. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1779 I like who I am so much more online than live 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1780 Just having a lawyer on retainer wasn't good enough. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1781 Not much happening at headquarters today 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1782 I'm sensing you need to borrow a pencil. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1783 I just can't get work off my mind. How about you? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1784 Work has become such a balancing act for me, how about you? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1785 I don't know why people make such a big deal over identical twins. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1786 I've changed my mind - we go for the 'buy one - get one free' burrito special 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1787 I know a work-a-holic when I see one. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1788 Two can play that game... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1789 My Destroyer takes out your battleship. Your move now. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1790 It's not just inside our heads, right? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1791 That's funny; I've got work on my mind, too. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1792 For security purposes, Barry wants me to tell you to tell Hank not to email him any more. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1793 Work's on my mind... you? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1794 I've put in a ticket. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1795 Looks we both used that Great Clicks salon coupon 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1796 I knew your slogan, 'Don't leave home without it.' , would come back to bite us in the ass. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1797 Enough with the damn emails. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1798 Have you ever had the urge to drop off the grid? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1799 What ever happened to cublicles? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1800 I, too, find our lack of nostrils distressing. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1801 The newest version doesn't require hairclips. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1802 I find their micromanagement highly overrated. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1803 So... this is evolution? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1804 I'd love to know how they managed to get ahead in this business. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1805 How else are they going to get a head? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1806 I just asked for a little off the top too! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1807 I miss my inner-child 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1808 It beats having to be in a cubical all day. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1809 Either you have a head for work or you have work in your head 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1810 I told you we shouldn't have went to that doctor in Mexico for a baldness cure. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1811 Do you ever get the feeling that we are not in control any more? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1812 After the Great Beanstock collapse Jack started his own head office. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1813 I'm ahead of you. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1814 I've had it up to here with the head guy. I'm gonna tell him that I'm no longer bending over for nobody. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1815 We need a new haircut. The desktop is so passé 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1816 Management is really riding us. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1817 They say the government drones could be listening to our every word. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1818 What did YOU think he meant when he said "Hair Plugs?" 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1819 It was buy one, get one free. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1820 I've been looking for someone just like me! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1821 We're gonna give those African American church ladies some competition. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1822 My best thoughts are off the top of my head. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1823 Oh, so you can't get work out of your head either? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1824 My executive function can beat up your executive function. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1825 I needed the extra memory option. How about you? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1826 I am the head of a Giant corporation, what's your excuse? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1827 Yes I often take my work home with me and you? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1828 I have good work/life balance until he gets up to use the bathroom. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1829 I'm so tired of bringing the office home with me. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1830 I see you've got work on the brain, too! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1831 'Copycat!" 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1832 This wearables thing may have gotten out of hand. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1833 He is afraid that I may have to take a haircut. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1834 I can see both of us are elsewhere right now... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1835 Darn. I always thought mine was bigger than yours. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1836 They are a bit heavier but the battery life is excellent 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1837 I can't get anything done since he found Pokemons in my cerebellum. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1838 That was the doctor calling. It's worse than lice--we've got funeral and burial expenses insurance salesmen. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1839 I can't seem to get work out of my head, either. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1840 My business decisions are also weighing heavily on my min 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1841 Sometimes it seems my life is too complicated. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1842 Mine's a Herman Miller’s Airia Hyperdesk 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1843 Do you think we are being to literal about increasing our executive functioning? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1844 Looks like you can't get work off your mind either. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1845 I know what you mean. Being an accountant can really weigh on you. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1846 Don't even think about it. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1847 "I'm a firm believer in mental stimulation and cerebral balance. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1848 Is this what they call Work-Life Balance? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1849 Can we talk, the server is down? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1850 I've focused him on filtering out my classified thoughts. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1851 My little businessman's name is Fred Spanky, and he ruins the lives of elderly widows. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1852 That's the last time I take your advice about keeping something top of mind. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1853 I get the feeling I'm in over my head. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1854 There, do you hear a clicking noise? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1855 my guy is on it right now so, I'll have him send it to your guy just as soon as I get through thinking that through. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1856 It's a good thing we have a head for business 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1857 I told my barber I want my haircut short on the sides with a desk on top. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1858 Why won't you friend me? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1859 So it turns out 'Head of the Company' isn't quite the promotion I expected. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1860 Your head office is ignoring my head office. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1861 Did you hear back from the head office? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1862 He wants a standing desk. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1863 I hate these open plan offices, too. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1864 United we stand - Divided we disconnect. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1865 My little man on a little computer can beat your man on a little computer up. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1866 Desk duty's a real headache. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1867 Ever wonder why we're such good company men? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1868 Do you need a pencil? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1869 Have your people call my people, and we’ll do lunch. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1870 I feel like I'm in over my head. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1871 My brainchild can outwork your brainchild! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1872 I find he's far more productive when I've had coffee. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1873 I can't get work off my mind either. It's time for a vacation. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1874 I'm starting to get a little tired of us being Siamese twins. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1875 The voice on my head told me to do it. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1876 In tech age, you can't ever get away from the office. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1877 These personal fact checkers are great. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1878 The worst part is, he's still using AOL. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1879 I can’t get work off my mind. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1880 I think we're over thinking this. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1881 Man, is this company ever going to go with business casual? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1882 I'm not sure this is an upgrade. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1883 The only way we can be sure of differentiating ourselves from each other is to retweet our hashtags at predetermined alternate scandalized moments, preliminary to any agreed upon pre-hacking. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1884 Doc said it was a two for one, combination electronic haircut and non-invasive brain surgery 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1885 So, we've finally been outsourced, huh? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1886 These next-stage wearables are starting to get cumbersome. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1887 Can I borrow a pen? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1888 I'll have my person contact your person. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1889 These head-top computers are just fine, but I don't like my avatar. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1890 All shoulder angels fired 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1891 My head is a mess. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1892 My new employee? Pain in the neck, really. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1893 Yep, I'll have to check with my hacker first. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1894 I am relevant, I am relevant... 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1895 They say it's from staring at the screen too long, but I'm beginning to think they don't know what it is! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1896 I think we've both got the same thing on our minds. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1897 Let's have a one-on-one about the increase in overhead. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1898 Mine's a Mac person. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1899 Have you heard anything from the head office? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1900 It irks me that everyone always assumes we're identical twins. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1901 I don't understand; my wife complains that all I ever think about is work. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1902 The voices in my head have started e-mailing me instead. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1903 We should finish our meeting soon. I just received an instant message to take an urgent bathroom break. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1904 Yes, I'm an office-bearer, too. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1905 Mine is actually smarter than Siri. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1906 I find it gives 'off the top of my head' answers more credibility. You? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1907 I get the sense that work weighs heavily on your mind. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1908 Do you ever feel like you can't get work off your mind? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1909 I see we use the same barber. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1910 It sure is a head-scratcher. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1911 Once we've finished inputting their programming we become obsolete. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1912 There's just got to be a better way. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1913 What's on your mind? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1914 I always wait for the little man in the desk on top of me to write me a memo when confronted with difficult decisions. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1915 Imagine what would happen them if we sneeze. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1916 Have the little man in the suit and tie sitting at the small desk on top of your head call the little man in the suit and tie sitting at the small desk on top of my head to schedule an appointment. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1917 The Lewinsky brothers always wondered what it would be like to be above the desk. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1918 My shrink says that I need to learn to leave work at work. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1919 I'd be happier with the bod for sin. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1920 Why yes, I probably do think about work more than I should...why do you ask? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1921 The only problem with these is you can't think outside the box. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1922 I was a philosophy major, so what the hell. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1923 When you're on vacation with your family but you see a friend from work. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1924 It's called virtual reality! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1925 We've got a heads-up on cyber security. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1926 The 2017 models will come in your choice of age, gender, race, and ethnicity. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1927 I wish management would get out of our hair. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1928 My work is weighing on me. How about you? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1929 When out of the office Phil and Fred had trouble taking off their work hats. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1930 The new Apple Virtual office is a little cumbersome. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1931 "I can't get the song out of my head either...work work work work". 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1932 Sorry, but I only "Sorry, but I can't take a chance on the Russians hacking my emails. Do you ever phone? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1933 I was just thinking, could I borrow a pencil? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1934 Just because we're twins doesn't mean we have to dress alike. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1935 I see you read the latest book on How to Get A-head! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1936 We're going to need a bigger newspaper. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1937 With a good connection, we'll work. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1938 Now he keeps bugging me about getting a faster brain. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1939 I see you are also an early adopter of the Google Brain. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1940 Bob and Tom quickly learn the future of wearable technology will not be in the form of micro-management hats. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1941 I'm telling you, these are gonna fall off as soon as we start our backswing. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1942 And feng shui to you. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1943 Are you sure this is what it means to dress for the job you want? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1944 Does this upgrade increase thinking speed or just memory? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1945 It's tax season, so I've had a lot on my mind, too. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1946 Don't you just hate it when you have to bring work home 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1947 Maybe we adopted these brain enhancement implants too early. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1948 The micromanaging around here has really gotten out of control. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1949 Darn, meant to delete not copy. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1950 It's nice to meet someone else with an overdeveloped executive function. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1951 I don't know about you, but I'm tired of having business constantly on my mind! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1952 My desk is bigger than yours. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1953 Still don't believe in evolution? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1954 If we keep wearing these labor union protest hats to make grandiose Grecian parallels, forget Atlas, we'll be jobless. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1955 I have mixed feelings about this latest round of downsizing. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1956 Off the top the top of my head . .. I'd say you have a little work on your mind. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1957 I'm not wearing anything under my laptop. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1958 He's Tweedledee. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1959 We both have a lot on our minds. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1960 It's been tough, but I've learned never to question the man upstairs. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1961 He asked for a treadmill desk but it's not covered in the warranty 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1962 The lawyers won't let us brainstorm off the top of our heads. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1963 It's turtles all the way down. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1964 I don't understand why having a head for business isn't a more attractive quality. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1965 I still remember how the keys pounded before they went electronic. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1966 My man wants to speak to your man. Is that okay? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1967 The head office is good for micromanagement and that's about it. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1968 I have the same thing on my mind. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1969 I don't get it, my wife keeps complaining about my bring the office home. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1970 A home office isn't as appealing as it sounded. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1971 Since installing a porn filter, his productivity has gone way up. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1972 How about some more double print, Gene? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1973 All I think about is work. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1974 A zip drive for your thoughts? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1975 I keep thinking it's Wednesday. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1976 Thankfully, my community service is almost over. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1977 Work is crushing me. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1978 I don't know about you, but all the problems at work, have been on my mind, lately. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1979 In the end, our similarities are greater than our differences. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1980 The brain's executive functions are at their peak at our age. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1981 Byte me! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1982 You gave how much to the campaign? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1983 Heavy is the head that wears the crown of drones. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1984 What's up? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1985 Do you get a tingling sensation down there when he opens a new private window? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1986 Still, there's no accounting for some of my thoughts. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1987 Do you like solitaire? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1988 I didn't expect this when I was told I was being promoted to head office. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1989 We compete at the highest level 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1990 I think our brains are working harder than we are... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1991 Who would have ever guessed that the basis of mental telepathy would be discovered in our lifetime. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1992 I'm also a workaholic who desperately needed help. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1993 Phil, have you erased me...? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1994 I was out of my head yesterday. Any messages? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1995 When he said that we'd do a little brainstorming, I didn't realize that this is what he had in mind! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1996 I think we may have a virus as your thoughts are coming in a tad slow? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1997 My poor brother thinks his job is better than mine. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1998 They've banned this in France. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1999 We need someone with a big head and a conference room. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2000 My on-board fact checker indicates that you actually do have gum you could share. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2001 Two heads are better than one 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2002 I had this dream... Left and Right working together... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2003 I'll have to have my guy DM your guy on that. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2004 It's cool that we were able to get twins. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2005 Psst... don't look up, but I think someone is watching us. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2006 I don't mind that work gets in my head, but it sure is messing up my part. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2007 They figured out how to get a head in business. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2008 yes, glad you're appathetic 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2009 Politically correct. Our talking heads come with instant fact checking. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2010 People are going to think we called each other this morning. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2011 My work load is heavier than your work load. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2012 Lately, I can't seem to get work off of my mind. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2013 I'll tell you what your guy is writing, and then you tell me mine. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2014 Like you, I owe my success to all the little people. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2015 Does yours take his shoes off? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2016 I understand the Red Hat Club, but this Office Hat Club is a bit of a stretch 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2017 Do you ever wonder what the phone and computer are plugged into? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2018 Must we also use the same barber? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2019 I see work is weighing on your mind too. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2020 Yeah, my twelve inch pianist is *also* an accountant. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2021 Uu 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2022 The difference between us? I make this look good. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2023 I see you can't disconnect from work either... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2024 It's a doubleheader! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2025 I didn't catch his name on his first day, and now it's too late for me to ask. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2026 I'll have my assistant snail mail your assistant. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2027 Maybe it works for them, but I'm not loving this whole Feng Shui thing. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2028 The Hat Sisters of Wall Street. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2029 I thought you only had a laptop. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2030 I think that genie misunderstood my wish 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2031 Standing on the shoulders of giants? Eh, close enough. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2032 I listed it was quaint with only mild dandruff. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2033 Do you think they'll start cutting overheads? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2034 So I said, "How do you think you spell eggs-x-yu-tiv rez-ooo-may? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2035 Do you ever have the feeling that you're just a character in a video game? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2036 I thought virtual reality would be more exciting. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2037 At my last job, 'Upper Management' had their own offices. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2038 I'll have the voices in my head contact the voices in your head. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2039 My day trader is faster than your day trader. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2040 Come Wednesday we might be needing these. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2041 this censorship is mind numbing! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2042 Whatever you do, don't check his browser history. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2043 It's the ultimate balancing act. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2044 It sure looks like we've got a lot on our minds. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2045 I'll have my department head contact your department head. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2046 No doubt we were separated at birth. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2047 Bad as it gets, just remember how lucky we are to be knowledge workers and not just some manual grunts. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2048 1st World Problems. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2049 What's the voice telling you to do now? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2050 I think we have a lot in common 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2051 Who invented "fantasy office"? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2052 So you're finding it hard to get away from your desk job too? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2053 My boss has been on top of me these days too. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2054 My lack of right brain creativity makes us a good match. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2055 I've been considering just shaving my head. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2056 Are you groupthinking what I'm groupthinking? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2057 Let's not vote. We'd just cancel each others choice. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2058 We really need to cut our overhead. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2059 Wow! What are the chances? We both have the same Halloween costume. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2060 I think the office budget cut is really getting to me. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2061 Is my tie too skinny? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2062 I've been trying to organize my self talk. How about you? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2063 I hope this conversation finds you well 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2064 I see we are attracting more like-minded people. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2065 I could believe you just came up with the same idea last Halloween, but... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2066 My God! It's like you're reading my mind! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2067 I hate these executive-level Halloween costume parties. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2068 They told me it was a small company, top tier medical and... was I open to working off the top of my head. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2069 I like the way you think. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2070 Well, they're better than the college students we had living up there before. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2071 Does yours just watch Netflix all day too? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2072 Are you sure you ate the whole brownie dude? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2073 I didn't really change my mind -- voting for Trump was an executive decision made after I was hacked by the Russians. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2074 No . . . the cloud is different 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2075 I hate these SBA audits. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2076 Right off the top of my head, I can't think of anything. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2077 See what I'm Saying? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2078 Siri was bright but I couldn't stand her voice. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2079 Is this is some good marijuana, or what? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2080 Mom always liked your little man best. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2081 Do you ever feel the government is monitoring our every thought? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2082 No way creative and intuitive is better than organized and systematic. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2083 It’s hard to talk when the wifi goes down. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2084 One of us is going to have to quit. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2085 If they decide to cut staff, we're in trouble. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2086 I expected Google's 'Personal Assistant Hat' would be more streamlined. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2087 He'll send you an email, and we'll set up a time for lunch. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2088 My id keeps telling me that my ego's working overtime. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2089 Can I borrow a pencil? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2090 I used to have a flattop. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2091 I should've gotten the app instead. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2092 I just can't seem to wrap my brain around it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2093 My right hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2094 We should demand raises. We have been carrying this company long enough. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2095 The evolutionary consequence of multi-tasking. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2096 If we wear bowlers it will be too dark to keep working at our desks after we leave. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2097 What makes you think we're self-centered? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2098 A bitcoin for your thoughts. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2099 Computer says No. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2100 Don’t let others slow you down, get involved and you can see the powerfulness of it all. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2101 I prefer the virtual desktop version on Microsoft Office. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2102 How do you get rid of that little email going on and on in your head? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2103 Okay, let's keep our best guys on top of it. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2104 My guy just ordered a bigger desk on Amazon. How about yours? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2105 No, I didn't take your pencil holder. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2106 Do you have that "9 to 5" song stuck in your head, too? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2107 I'm thinking about growing a Mullet. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2108 You know your guy looks ridiculous in that suit, right? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2109 Wait. I thought I was the head office. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2110 A bitcoin for your thoughts. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2111 Out of 650,000 a couple appear to be pertinent." 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2112 I see you've got work on your mind, too. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2113 The standing desks were innovative, but these have gone too far. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2114 You too sublet your head? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2115 In his efforts to stop the negative voices in his head, Howard resorts to email. "Howard, you are a worthless piece of shit...you aren't worth the air this message is written on." 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2116 So, I've got email on the brain, huh? Look who's talking! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2117 I'll have my guy email your guy. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2118 Talk about micromanaging....sheesh. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2119 But is this billable? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
2120 Matter Over Mind 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
2121 I hope my bathroom break isn't considered a wikileak. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
2122 This way we don't forget to file our taxes. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
2123 So we give up a few freedoms to remain safe. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2124 They say the voices in your head speak louder than words. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2125 I call mine Little Deloitte. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2126 They're Googling "folie a deux". 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2127 Did you get my email? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2128 You need to ask yourself... "Have I been hacked?" 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2129 You're right, it can be a real balancing act. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2130 Do you ever get the feeling you shouldn't believe most of what you're thinking? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2131 It's 'The Twin Paradox', not 'The Twin Pair-o-desks' so let's take a ride to the dock store. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2132 Hold on. I'm receiving a message from Putin. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2133 It's amazing, it's as if you can read my email. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2134 we're in over our heads. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2135 I'm sure we'll be successful, we both have a good head for business! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2136 "Crazy Hat Day" could not get any crazier! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2137 I see you take your job with you on vacation too. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2138 This is definitely not what I thought they meant by achieving a 'work-life balance.' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2139 The worst part is I can't wear my favorite hat. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2140 Let's power down and then we can talk with our mouths. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2141 This polling thing has started to invade our privacy. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2142 Your space or mine. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2143 My private server is sending you an immunity app. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2144 Oh I don't take my work home. My work takes me home. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2145 Can we take off our client hats for a minute? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2146 Is THIS what is meant when someone gets ahead in the world? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2147 Mine has more GB than yours. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2148 When does yours usually clock out? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2149 I hate it when my boss is standing over me. Why can't he mind his own business? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2150 I'm Atlas. What's your name, fucker? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2151 OK, now clear your mind and relax... 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2152 GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2153 Correct, you're the personification of youth's unfulfilled promise. My turn. Am I American? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2154 This job is really getting on top of me. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2155 Two parallel processors are better than one. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2156 I wish he'd roll off my head. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2157 Do you know you have a little man sitting at a little desk on top of your head? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2158 Do you think we're giving way too much of ourselves to our jobs? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2159 I had a different vision of what working at the Head Office would mean. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2160 Hold on, I need to update my Adobe software. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2161 I know how you think and I see what you see,... bro. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2162 I've killed before, and I'll kill again! The tiny man on my head SAW. IT. ALL. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2163 I think I was just hacked. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2164 I wish our jobs would move to Mexico! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2165 We'll go together and tell him we need to get this off our minds. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2166 So you thought it was Boring Hat Day too? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2167 great minds think alike 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2168 My doctor said take 2 aspirins and call him in the morning. What about yours? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2169 My human speaks french. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2170 We never talk anymore. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2171 "we've got to stop letting work mess with our heads.: 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2172 Sure it would save money if we outsourced to India, but I just don't know. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2173 I'm a head in the game. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2174 24/7 connectivity sucks! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2175 I don't like these new work hats. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2176 Are you trying out that new online dating site as well? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2177 "Dr Livingstone,I presume?.. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2178 Okay, just look busy for the next 30 years. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2179 I agree...It would be redundant and inefficient to have two head offices. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2180 We have to get work off our minds. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2181 It's the darned ringing in my ears that I'm having trouble getting used to. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2182 Lately, it's like he has no idea what I'm thinking. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2183 I think it's harder to get ahead these days. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2184 I have so much on my mind that I can't get anything done. I guess it's true that the only way a two-man committee works is when one is dead. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2185 My apologies, but I think I have your micromanager. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2186 At least our Apples are very PC. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2187 You ever get the feeling someone's controlling us? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2188 Glad I'm not the only one here with a head for business. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2189 Can't wait to go wireless! I can't sit down since the connection of this thing redefines "outlet". 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2190 The new i-hacker hat, nice. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2191 As I get older, more of my memory is in a cloud. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2192 We're literally under the thumbs of the head office! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2193 Corporate's micromanagement is really beginning to weigh me down. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2194 I was going to leave the factory sticker and merchandise tag on mine. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2195 This new mind remote is great! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2196 My head office gives me pain. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2197 I have a lot on my mind too! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2198 And I used to think Siri was annoying.... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2199 I seem to have work on my mind too. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2200 Don't you think this is better than texting? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2201 How long are they going to be here for? I've got a date later, and I really need them gone. She already thinks I'm unstable... 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2202 I am out of the office right now and only infrequently checking my messages. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2203 Every since I went to Trumps new hotel, I've been getting these strange compulsions. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2204 "Mines now demanding a stand-up desk". 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2205 Still downloading. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2206 Next year's model has a scalp massage function. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2207 I can't wait to get home so I can browse without supervision. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2208 They'd rather have their meeting tête-à-tête. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2209 Constantly having work on my mind has given me even less excuses for being unemployed. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2210 I can't sleep with the constant tapping in my head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2211 Sometimes I wish I could just turn off my inner associate manager of sales. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2212 We did agree to a mutual 'head's up' on any new development. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2213 I just sent you my thoughts via ESP-mail. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2214 I can count at least ten differences between your idea and mine. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2215 It's hard to support a micro-manager! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2216 I'll have my guy contact your guy then. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2217 What happened to your pencils? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2218 Well then, I'm holding you accountable also! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2219 I didn't want to pay for Bluetooth either. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2220 For some reason, I have this sudden urge to do conference calls. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2221 We must have the same hair stylist. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2222 I agree. This could catch on where cubicles are scarce. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2223 I'll have my people talk to your people. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2224 I'm thinking of getting the stand-up version. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2225 Sounds good to me but I'll need the approval of my head office. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2226 Okay--we have business in the front. Now what's your idea for party in the back? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2227 Your brain in "instant messaging" mode, and your brain in "think before speaking" mode. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2228 It hides my bald spot. What about you? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2229 You always said you wanted to be in head office. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2230 You know where the cord outlets are right? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2231 TECHNOLOGY MAGICAL THINKING IN THE WORLD TODAY 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2232 Work on the brain? Yeah me too! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2233 We never talk anymore. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2234 We both know compartmentalization is new age hogwash. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2235 It cuts down on overhead. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2236 Mine searches Yahoo for answers so I often have to Google it myself. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2237 Off the top of my head, I'd say a key goal for next year would be achieving a better life/work balance. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2238 Dude, you got a smart desk too? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2239 The company says we are head cases 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2240 With this little overhead, how can we not succeed? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2241 This startup is beginning to feel very corporate. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2242 Who does your hair? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2243 I'm not sure what I think of these new standing desks. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2244 My inner fact checker says Who's on first. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2245 Who's a blockhead? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2246 Business up front but no more party in the back. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2247 This office assistant app could use an update. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2248 Me neither. I never miss the old 9 to 5. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2249 Heavy on my mind. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2250 Am I reading your mind, or did you just send me an email? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2251 You too? I've also got a lot of that e-mail stuff on my mind. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2252 My office overhead leaves me speechless. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2253 Let's due lunch. I'll have my assistant contact yours to set it up. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2254 Heavy is the head that wears the desk. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2255 Yeah, I have a tele-commute head leash, too. Fools my boss most of the time. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2256 Dressing alike used to be fun, but now it's just weird. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2257 There's something on your head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2258 Have your help desk call my help desk and maybe we can work these glitches out. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2259 What do yo do when you catch yours looking at porn? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2260 Could I borrow a pencil? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2261 It was all in my head, until outsourcing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2262 This is not the upward mobility I had in mind. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2263 Your work is just a mirror of mine. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2264 It's much easier if you get him to turn off the notifications. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2265 Micromanagement is a pain in the neck. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2266 I didn't mind him at first, but now he's started to micro-manage everything. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2267 You mean work is always on your mind, too? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2268 I can't think of anything off the top of my head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2269 Are you trying to steal my patent application? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2270 At the end of the day when you understand the big picture it's a no brainer. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2271 You've got work on your mind, too? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2272 I won't say anything until this audit is a thing of the past 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2273 I know how you feel-bringing my work home hastened the death of my marriage too - 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2274 Well, I've never been micro-managed quite like this before. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2275 And then she had the gall to say we lack diversity! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2276 My wife wears a glass-top desk 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2277 OMG... Twinsies! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2278 The Russians can read my mind. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2279 Shhh. The upper managers are listening. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2280 Discount Double Check! Can you find the differences in these two pictures? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2281 Well, I finally think I've got a head of technology. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2282 There's something on my mind. I thought you'd understand. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2283 Just off the top of my head, I'd say our systems seem compatible. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2284 It seemed like a good idea at the time, but what happens if there are layoffs? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2285 Is it just me or is there a man sitting at a desk on your head? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2286 Yeah, it's nice, but the overhead's outrageous. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2287 I'll my people call your people. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2288 Our CEO always loved you best. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2289 How's your office overhead? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2290 Or we could form a band? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2291 Yes, I'm aware it's just another sign of the shrinking economy. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2292 Oy Vey, are we boring or what? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2293 Listen Ying!! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2294 That desk job has been doing my head in lately 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2295 When I tried to explain our plan, Atlas shrugged. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2296 How can we tell which is the private server? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2297 Ever feel like your brain is just a businessman sitting at a buffering computer?" "All the time! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2298 It's been much harder on me with his new adjustable standing desk. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2299 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?? You're missing something. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2300 Glad we think alike. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2301 "What happened to 'A Little Dab'll Do Ya'? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2302 I really like the way you think. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2303 I've got Bob, that hunk in accounting on my mind ....just like you. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2304 Relax. It's all on your head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2305 Off the top of my head, I couldn't tell you about his work quality 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2306 My alter ego can beat up your alter ego. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2307 Mine's named Gulliver. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2308 Bet I know what you're thinking? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2309 He is rational but the guy at my heart is all over the place. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2310 Penny for his thoughts. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2311 I sense a delete about to happen. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2312 Twin studies reveal genetic tendency to have office work on the brain. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2313 Mom says we think so much alike we must be related ! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2314 Yes, I get tired of taking my work home with me as well. It's like I can never unplug myself from it! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2315 Did you get the"Don't Be A Desk-Head Clone" email? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2316 This new method gives us a chance to nap when needed. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2317 What I got from just off the top of your head totally disagrees with what your saying. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2318 I'm tired of some wisenheimer always asking where my private server is. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2319 Are you Googling what I'm Googling? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2320 Yeah, the mouse is faster than typing your ideas, but typing makes you THINK more. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2321 Human resources told me some time at head office would be good for my career. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2322 We're looking forward to the wireless upgrade. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2323 Right Brain vs Left Brain = no decided winner. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2324 Nice hat! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2325 I'll have my people call your people. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2326 Let's see someone hack this e-mail? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2327 I'm sorry but I no longer do conversations by speaking. I know you understand. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2328 It's really nice meeting someone who thinks just like me. Takes a load off my mind. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2329 Are you thinking the same thing I am?! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2330 I'm not sure if my brain is frozen or not responding. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2331 It proves that I'm a harder worker than you. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2332 Since beginning work here, for some reason I just can't shake the urge to take work home with me. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2333 I think things first took a bad turn with the iPhone 9. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2334 It was more comfortable when our boss was just in our heads. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2335 Business has been picking up lately but our overhead is still killing us. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2336 I see your brain is on cranking out work again. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2337 Satan is real. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2338 Who's the meme here? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2339 We can compete or we can put our heads together. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2340 They can tell if you voted for him when you said you were with her. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2341 oh shit, put it there my brother 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2342 This gives a whole new meaning to the expression 'head desk'. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2343 Can't think-too much pressure! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2344 I feel like our bosses always looking over us. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2345 I'll have my people call your people 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2346 Except for the hats, I think The Washington Lobbyists is a better name than Redskins. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2347 I've heard of standing desks, but this is getting out of hand. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2348 I don't really mind, but he won't let me wear my hat. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2349 They say this layout encourages idea sharing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2350 We need to reduce our overhead. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2351 LOL; UR<; IM> 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2352 I think they call it corporate downsizing. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2353 Well, our head financial adviser recommends to let him take care of the small stuff and we should concentrate on the larger investment possibilities. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2354 Instead of telling you, how about I send you a mental email? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2355 Work, work, work... It's always on my mind, too. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2356 My subconscious is really beginning to piss me off. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2357 It's amazing how different we are! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2358 My wife says I need to cut the cord, but mother says I have to keep him. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2359 Looking forward to being a total dizz when I retire. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2360 So, how's middle management treating you? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2361 Let's follow up with Facetime. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2362 Yes, faster than the cloud, but I wish I'd sprung for the cocobolo. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2363 Have your guy call my guy. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2364 Stanford, Schmanford! Mine has a Harvard MBA! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2365 Met you new boss...same as my old boss. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2366 What I wrote was just off the top of my head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2367 My artificial intelligence is smarter than yours. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2368 If you think your desk is bigger than mine, I say you're dreaming. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2369 They're not heavy, they're our brothers. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2370 I've got 'work balance' down, now I just need the 'life' part. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2371 With the latest polling techniques, pretty soon we won't even need to bother holding elections. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2372 Oh yeah, well I have something heavy on my mind as well. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2373 I know all your passwords now. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2374 My secretary sometimes combs my hair with his feet. But he has a girlfriend, so it's chill. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2375 Yes, clean desk = clean mind. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2376 I think Google Hat will do as well as Google Glass. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2377 Activity tracker alerted: Quick, shift to left buttock! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2378 Having a bad hair day too? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2379 No George, YOU always have work on YOUR mind. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2380 I see you made a deal with the man too. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2381 They say, "Great minds Google alike." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2382 I've got your pencils. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2383 We could be the victims of downsizing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2384 Just a little advice if you want to move up the corporate ladder...pencils. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2385 So, this is how you have a head-to-head competition. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2386 You talkin' to you? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2387 That's my person talking to your person. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2388 What do you mean, you can't see yourself working late? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2389 My new app... it's like Google glasses but for executives. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2390 You negotiated the hard legal fee caps. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2391 I thought having technology implanted in my head would be less noticeable. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2392 Dont you ever feel like technology is taking over your brain. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2393 When will the office learn we want to be left alone?? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2394 Man, talking to you is taxing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2395 Why am I suddenly thinking of kittens with baby ducks right now.? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2396 They may be high-minded, but are they top value? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2397 " I have always thought that two heads were better than one"! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2398 its ok, tax season is approaching it's normal to have our accountants on our minds 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2399 I don't think it was such a good idea to upgrade the voices in our head to VoIP 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2400 Those two are really going head to head in order to get ahead! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2401 How do YOU deal with being micro-managed? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2402 'That's funny, my left side is so logical but I still voted for him." 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2403 I'm glad I didn't go for the i-Desk Plus. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2404 Like you, I've always had a head for figures. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2405 Why can't we think outside the box? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2406 It's a work station and a bald spot cover and you are a selfie. It's a work station and a bald spot cover. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2407 I don't know about you, but the micro bureaucrat with his micro computer is giving me a macro headache. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2408 It's weird, but we can see where you're going with this. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2409 Well, speaking off the top of my head, I expect we think the same way. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2410 Have your people give my people the name the name of your salon. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2411 I see you also work at Headbook. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2412 This is the only way I know of getting ahead. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2413 You'll wonder how you ever got by without autocorrect. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2414 Sync, don't blink! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2415 Warnin' you: it's tripled spaced, but, hey, I gotta be me! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2416 I look ridiculous? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2417 I see you're running Windows 19 too. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2418 A: "I'm stuck!" B: "Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete" 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2419 I've heard they want to eliminate duplication of effort. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2420 All I think about is work. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2421 My wife hates it when I bring work home. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2422 Would you like a pen? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2423 Maybe we've been putting in too many hours. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2424 Beards are out. Desk hats are in. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2425 Who are you wearing? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2426 You're redundant. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2427 Do you think the FBI has something on us? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2428 Our relationship's become so. . . virtual. Can't we just talk? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2429 This isn't what I had in mind when I agreed to work from home. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2430 "Does he know that I wear nothing under the desk?", both man wonders. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2431 I hate having our brains audited 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2432 I always bring my work home with me. You? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2433 What are you working on?" "What are you working on? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2434 We need to talk over lunch, I'll have my people get in touch with your people. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2435 Owning our own business is great, but the office overhead is killing us! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2436 Have your people call my people, and we'll Skype 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2437 Brain storm , or soft wear and tear ? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2438 OK, your telling me 'I' have a man at a desk on 'MY' head! Dude you are suffering from a classic case of projection 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2439 I'm the head of the foreign desk. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2440 Whether we're left brain or right brain, bringing the office home with us each night is a headache. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2441 just a second, my brain is still booting up. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2442 Do you remember if I sent you that e-mail, off the top of your head? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2443 I feel like work is always on my mind these days 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2444 Lunch tomorrow? I will have my admin text yours. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2445 The boss said these hats will keep us focused 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2446 They did say that desktops were going to make a comeback. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2447 I like the way you think! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2448 Can you send me an email to remind me I really need to speak with you in person? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2449 No, there's no one on my head. Why, is there someone on your head? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2450 When they talk about their jobs, it all goes over my head. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2451 Oh man, you have the same hat. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2452 Left brain...right brain, for me they are both the same. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2453 The world has regressed back to prehistoric times--non-verbal communication. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2454 Why do always have to dress like me? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2455 Yeah, I clicked on "gray fedora" too. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2456 No, the boss likes me best! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2457 We cannot be accused of not having our heads in the job. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2458 Does yours sync with your iWatch? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2459 I use my head in my desk job, you? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2460 You got any aspirin, my head's killing me! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2461 16 hour days and both of us have finally gotten a head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2462 When I was told some of us would be moving up in the company, I had something different in mind. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2463 "I was going to ask you the same thing". 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2464 1) "Every time I sneeze, my Workers Comp premium goes up ..." 2) "I've been writing my hat off as a business expense for years..." 3) "Don't go to bed without first removing the chair mat..." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2465 Seriously? I have guy-working-at-desk hair, too? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2466 our thoughts are not our own. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2467 I see you're also wearing your thinking cap. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2468 It's almost like you can read my mind. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2469 Funny, the voice in my head says the exact same thing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2470 I just gave my brain desk a huge raise! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2471 I have something I need to tell you but I can't get a connection. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2472 When they asked if I wanted to be computerized, I was thinking more like a chip. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2473 Who was the genius who said, "Two desks are better than one?" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2474 Next time, let's pay full price for hair restorers. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2475 At first I was resistant, but now I don't know how I could function without a little desk head guy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2476 Okay, my guy will get in touch with yours. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2477 It's not what I expected A.I. to be. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2478 No. My guy is the left brained one! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2479 I think we're all feeling the weightiness of our line of business. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2480 Let me think about it... I'll have my inner voice contact your inner voice. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2481 So how long have you been in technical support? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2482 The life of a giant was so much easier in the old days. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2483 Find coffee near me. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2484 The good news is they've really lowered our overhead. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2485 Nate Silver says there's a 31% chance of a desk growing out of my head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2486 Input meets Putin 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2487 Definitely, we're in a left brain right brain conflict! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2488 Well, they must have free will. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2489 Personnel downsizing; he covers angel and devil. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2490 Somehow I had expected more from wearable computing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2491 How're you enjoying Google HeadMail? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2492 I predicted your staff cut! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2493 Fortunately for us we now live in a paperless society. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2494 There's an accountant, with a desktop and a landline on my head too? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2495 "Are you surfing what I'm surfing? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2496 If we could only get them to speak to one another! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2497 Not my idea of work/life balance 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2498 I miss my porn fantasies. You? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2499 I told you to leave the office at work 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2500 My hair stylist was pretty annoyed. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2501 Aha! I think I've finally figured out how to get into his head! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2502 I see you've got the WiFi Sci-Fi Network connection, too. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2503 These lidtops are not as convenient as our laptops. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2504 So, less than symbol, HTML, greater than symbol, less than symbol, TITLE, greater than symbol, less than symbol, IMG SRC=’desk.jpg’, ALIGN=’TOP’, greater than symbol…. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2505 How's work? Off the top of my head I would say fine - How bout you? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2506 Still, the nice part is we can work from home 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2507 Okay, seriously, what the fuck is going on here? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2508 You have to have a head for business to succeed in this company! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2509 Why don't I get a stapler? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2510 Personal accounting has come a long way. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2511 From what I see, we are on the same page? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2512 Face it we're at loggerheads. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2513 This twins research is starting to wear on me. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2514 I can't answer that, you'll have to go through my PA. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2515 Another My amygdala struggles with live feeds. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2516 I just get him to check with PR to make sure I dont say anything stupid. We've outsourced PR to the same team managing the presidential campaigns. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2517 Off the top of my head, I can't think of a more convient CPA firm. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2518 The world is getting to technical for me. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2519 I know, I've got work on my mind all the time too. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2520 I suppose there had to be a downside to this brain augmentation process 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2521 We're trying out new training methods. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2522 You brought work home, too? Let's just order out tonight. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2523 Proof that if you work hard, you can get a head. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2524 You only think you know me. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2525 My work-life balance is precarious at best. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2526 I see that you let the job go to your head too! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2527 Another Singularity-Beta tester, I presume? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2528 I leave my phone at home now. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2529 I'm confused.......are you the email inbox or the email trash? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2530 The left hand does not know what the Right Hand is doing 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2531 Phil, are you also having a hallucination that each of our desks are sitting on big heads with anxious expressions? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2532 As an "alter ego", I have to say you're a huge disappointment. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2533 I hit my 30's, and suddenly had free real estate up there. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2534 These hats aren't selling like I'd hoped. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2535 I have a split-screen headache. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2536 I'm not crazy about the look. But on the plus side, the toupée practically pays for itself. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2537 My guy will get up with your guy to confirm. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
2538 Yea, my company's downsizing, too in an effort to "stay ahead" 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2539 Do you have something on your mind you want to get off?....Do YOU have something on YOUR mind YOU want to get off? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2540 I'm thinking of upgrading him to a standing desk 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2541 No, I'm still of two minds about it. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2542 I suspect these headaches are work related. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2543 My skill set is better than yours. I have a backup system of pencils. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2544 It appears that some employees were taking the company's work-life balance challenge too literally. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2545 My simulation can kick your simulation's butt. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2546 My display of superior executive functioning got me to where I am today. You? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2547 I hate the whole "mobile office" concept. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2548 My server used to be in my garage and I see you're bringing your server with you too as well as your operator. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2549 DO I HAVE A MAN AT A DESK ON MY HEAD YOU HAVE A MAN AT A DESK ON YOUR HEAD 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2550 Maybe we should break up, we've both got a lot on our minds right now. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2551 Not marbles, pencils - you've lost your pencils. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2552 I've got work on my mind too 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2553 Is work always on your mind, too? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2554 The reason for the recent downsizing of the company is completely over my head. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2555 Who knew that being office space pays more than an internship? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2556 I see it hasn't solved your bulging eye problem, either. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2557 We just don't click anymore. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2558 WikiLeaks to Russian Hackers: "We tried our best, but Hillary still won." 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2559 I can't seem to get the office off my head 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2560 We're identical twins, remember? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2561 Is my ISP on straight? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2562 Do you ever feel as if someone else is controlling you? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2563 Spare me the accusations, big nose, why the hell would I want two pencil containers? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2564 I actually prefer it to a standing desk. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2565 I guess they've given us a head start again. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2566 I've found the 6th difference...your nose is slightly larger than mine! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2567 Somehow, I feel connected to you. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2568 Bet my porn's better than yours. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2569 I hate it when he says..." take a little off the top" . 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2570 These new A.I. devices lack common sense. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2571 Like you, I've always had a good head for business. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2572 When an accountant has a left brain and right brain dispute 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2573 My computer can beat your computer. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2574 looks like you have work on your mind 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2575 It's out of our pay grade. Let the head honchos decide. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2576 I don't understand, your guy emailed my guy with 'them' as the header? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2577 The Availability Heuristic—We no longer see the world with our eyes, but rather, through the internet. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2578 1100000110100100101010010100001001001001001010. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2579 Constantly fantasizing about ALEXA, SIRI and CORTANA kept me from getting much work done, but Frank seems to keep me on task. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2580 When the boss said he values transparency, I imagined something different. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2581 Ixnay on the upgradeway alktay. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2582 I'm thinking we double bill. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2583 Work is always on my mind! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2584 Desk Club for men. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2585 I know corporate said this would increase efficiency, but all my guy does is scroll Facebook 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2586 My wife thinks I'm obsessed with work. Do you think that's a problem? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2587 It's their idea of work-life balance. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2588 We're being micromanaged to pieces. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2589 #ditto 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2590 Bob, the memo should have read "outsource admin work on THAT project," not "outsource admin work on HAT project." 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2591 My guy will reach out to your guy 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2592 Look, this is just off the top of my head... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2593 Wanna switch? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2594 I can't get work off my mind -- can you? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2595 Mine is buying and selling aardvarks. Yours? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2596 What's the emoticon for an 'Electronic Handshake?' 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2597 Our minds are working overtime. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2598 Are you in or out? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2599 Have your conscience call my conscience. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2600 Really? I can't get work off my mind, either! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2601 We can simply kiss the old fashioned way Donald. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2602 I've promised to release my brain, but only after the audit is complete. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2603 This down sizng has gone too far 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2604 I'm thinking maybe a cat would have been better. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2605 I'm not sure that this was a new product worth lining up for. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2606 We have to cut down on overhead Welcome to head office What these guys do is over my head too Your guy's using a private email server too? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2607 Now they will answer your emails. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2608 They're the latest in security surveill - - - - . 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2609 Delete, delete! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2610 So this is what you meant by uploading the desktop? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2611 Do we have to pass everything by the legal team? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2612 I'm not sure the bonus for joining the hair club is worth it. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2613 We never seem able to get work off of our minds. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2614 Hey, you seem to have a lot of your mind. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2615 They didn't mention they'd be tackling our budget head-on. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2616 I'll have mind people call your people. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2617 Screenage Mutant Ninjas 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2618 That computes. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2619 I really miss the days of the implanted chip... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2620 Wouldn't it be trippy if they had little guys at work on their heads? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2621 Let me calculate the overhead on that. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2622 I know my pencil holder don't make me head honcho. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2623 The new HR policy feels a little overboard. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2624 Life was a lot more interesting before he figured out "delete browser history". 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2625 Up-sourcing is awesome, but I worry about infinite regress. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2626 This new cyber-security policy is ridiculous. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2627 Is it mind control or are we two really dull guys? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2628 Now that I've got him, I don't have to take responsibility for any of my decisions 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2629 I'd join you at Trivia Night but mine leaves promptly at five. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2630 I don't like the way you think. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2631 The only time I can relax anymore is when I get the "Blue Screen of Death. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2632 When I was told that I could work at the company's headquarters, I didn't know the job duties. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2633 I bet you get a lot of left-handed compliments. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2634 This outsourcing isn't really what I bargained for. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2635 Same here. "Have you a head for business?", they said. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2636 I see you got the new Mack headtop. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2637 I guess they took "thinking out of the box" literally. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2638 I am fact checking your answer. Me too, your WRONG! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2639 Just wait until you see the orthopedist. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2640 you know, Sheldon, being identical twins doesn't mean we need to have the same office apparel. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2641 Unlike the shoulder angel, he runs a full cost-benefit regression. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2642 I understand it all traces back to some tiny foreigner named Gulliver. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2643 Do you have the same migraine that I have? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2644 "Mine handed a cease and desist letter to my barber". 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2645 So I see you Fall intern is working out well too? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2646 "What a loser, spending all day at that miserable job". 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2647 'And this is definitely what they mean by getting a head in business?' 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2648 He says technically we're right, but 'work hats off' is a kind of unwritten rule of Fight Club. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2649 I'll have my office call your office. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2650 Technology don't leave the office without it.. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2651 Right brain vs left brain - can you see the difference??? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2652 How DOES one improve one's executive functioning? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2653 No more slogan hats for me either. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2654 So what game are they playing again? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2655 It's not you it's me. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2656 This work assignment is not sinking in! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2657 Upon reflection, it appears that my desk job dwells too heavily on my mind. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2658 Is your guy passive aggressive? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2659 Okay... But no sexting. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2660 When your head and brain at work is still working double time, the stress is real. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2661 I forgot to turn my out-of-office on. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2662 Perhaps building the wall here will help us to ignore him. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2663 When I said we needed more work-life balance, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2664 "Reply y'all." That one got me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2665 I suggest you upgrade to 5 point 1. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2666 Well, my subconscious is EF Hutton, and EF Hutton says... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2667 This is not what I had in mind when I said we needed to get ahead on our work. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2668 Something tells me your wife always complains about your "office on the brain," too. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2669 What? You thought you were the only person in the world with a desk on your head? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2670 Something about this job is giving me headaches. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2671 How the right hand knows what the left hand is doing. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2672 I see you got work on your mind too. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2673 This is my first ultra-Skype. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2674 I don't know, what's on your mind? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2675 I see you joined the CPA for men club. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2676 Hmm, "Improve Your Executive Function!"- maybe the implantable chip would be worth the extra $89.99. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2677 I'll have my person will get ahold of your person. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2678 Yeah, but Clinton said she didn't like cookie dough at a conference in 1987. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2679 What a coincidence that we both have the name Chirality! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2680 I am Prince Narwhal of Mozambique and I am reaching out to you with a unique financial offer that can make you a millionaire. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2681 It always seems like I have work on my mind, but I've mostly been thinking about the office fantasy football league 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2682 "I can never remember - am I the In Box or the Out Box"? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2683 And life? It's hard enough balancing work. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2684 My googler sez...... 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2685 they never slip if you use a good glue. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2686 What does bi-polar mean? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2687 Did you catch the merger last night? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2688 Let's synchronize a fart. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2689 I agree--it's heavier than the Galaxy 7, but it's worth the tradeoff. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2690 Got any more of those cookies? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2691 Mine works on retianer. Yours? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2692 The plans include an executive lounge on my nose. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2693 They said standing desks would be more ergonomic. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2694 When we agreed to job share we stayed on top and got a head. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2695 I'm considering leaving the Google beta-testing program. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2696 Russia, and yours? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2697 Remember when I could just hand you a thumb drive? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2698 Is this what they mean by "Think outside the box"? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2699 Lets' do lunch. I'll have my ego contact your ego. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2700 You should try drawing on the Right side of your brain, Charlie 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2701 Well? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2702 I'm suffering from a little brain freeze. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2703 The twins had an idea on their brain to work in an office, side by side 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2704 I don't know about you, but I found that cleaning out the filing cabinets was a real weight off. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2705 I don't buy into the notion of face-time as an accurate measure of productivity, do you? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2706 So, what do you think of gotomeeting.com's new app? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2707 Let's see how many new apps we can download in an hour 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2708 Have you tried restarting? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2709 The resemblance IS uncanny. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2710 new mouse? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2711 It's like a song that you can't get out of your head. We can't stop thinking about work. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2712 Ergonomically speaking, it's even better than a standing desk. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2713 Balancing personal time and work is going to my head. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2714 They'll think twice about falling down on the job. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2715 Not even two heads squared plus tech support can inspire a caption. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2716 Identical twins having identical thoughts 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2717 Bro, I said we should go as Chia pets, not CIA pests. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2718 I can't catch a break. At last year's party, some guy was wearing the exact same tie as me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2719 When they installed the new mobile office app, I was warned that my system might not be compatible. But it's a free upload - so, of course. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2720 I just got mine too. Do you happen to know if they come with an optional chin strap? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2721 We need some help. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2722 It's a left brain-right brain thing. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2723 Yes, I think we're on the same page. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2724 This isn't what I was expecting when they said we'd be getting standing desks. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2725 Cool, we're hat twins again! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2726 Talking Heads 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2727 I've always had mousy hair. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2728 I miss the devil and angel on my shoulders. They didn't muss up my hair. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2729 Are you into artificial intelligence also? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2730 Perhaps Blackberet? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2731 Do you also spend every waking moment fantasizing about tech support? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2732 Executive function is overrated. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2733 I hate waking up with desk-head. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2734 I think we need to unplug. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2735 I'm telling you, it's seasonal: "Do you see what I see?" 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2736 I'll have my people get hold of your people. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2737 Of all the hats you could have worn tonight, I can't believe you chose the identical Stephen Jones original! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2738 If you want to know what I'm really thinking, check my Facebook page. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2739 Speaking off the top of your head's better than off the cuff, right? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2740 I have a better head for business ! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2741 I have the feeling you and I are connected somehow. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2742 I always thought I had a head for business........but you?? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2743 I don't know about you, but I missed the days of the fedora hat. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2744 They told us that wearing these things will help us concentrate on work, but all I've been thinking about is how to kill my boss. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2745 How 'bout I have my guy call your guy? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2746 I know what you're thinking. We're both just a step below our dream jobs. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2747 well, we are obviously very different..... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2748 "Have you heard of that new hair product, 'Desk Away'? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2749 I prefer the laptop version. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2750 President Trump pioneered some "interesting" new NSA surveillance techniques. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2751 Wait, I may have to have to reboot. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2752 Yours sort out what she wants yet? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2753 This whole work-life balance thing is driving me crazy. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2754 Oops. Should not have sent that email. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2755 What are the chances?!? Reunited after all these years and we both wear the same hat! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2756 Ever feel like your brain is running dial-up? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2757 Cutbacks are imminent, according to the head office. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2758 I'm getting rid of him. He says he wants a bigger desk. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2759 On Fridays mine busts out the footmouse. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2760 Hey, the boss wants that new cat video on his desk by 8 o'clock Monday morning. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2761 What happened to the 800 pound gorilla? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2762 Just say whatever's top-of-mind... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2763 The pencils I took from the office are weighing on my mind. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2764 I'm always grateful for your 'second opinion.' 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2765 Have your telepath set up a meeting with my telepath 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2766 And why is the right wing better? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2767 i am scared these presidential polls have almost got inside my head. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2768 Mine wants to use a VR headset. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2769 How do you spell synergy? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2770 Meet for lunch? Have your life-coach text mine. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2771 it's too late - I already pushed send. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2772 I didn't think sharing files was going to involve THIS! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2773 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2774 Very personal email servers 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2775 My executive function is working fine. How's yours? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2776 Are we FaceTiming yet? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2777 I need some way to get the office out of my head. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2778 I thought these standing desks would be a little better on my back. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2779 Do you ever wish you had a job that would let you leave the office at work? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2780 We're much alike, you and I, but there's little man on your head. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2781 I’m guessing we go to the same barber. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2782 Text me. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2783 Some say '...All intelligence is artificial.' 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2784 I think my google-hat is tracking my thoughts. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2785 Two head are better than one. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2786 I think the new i-hat, ahhhh, needs some fashion input. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2787 Hey, can you past the stapler 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2788 So this is what they meant when they said we were going to be short staff? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2789 I'd say, off the top of my head, it goes over 2500 by Thursday. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2790 Off the top of my head, I think we see eye to eye on their proposal. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2791 See what I saw? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2792 I’m starting to prefer ‘casual Fridays’ to ‘freaky Fridays’—how about you? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2793 The deal is rather complex, I'm afraid. In fact, I believe it's over both of our heads. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2794 Free Riders in a Organization! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2795 Admin gave us heads-up for conducting future meetings via email. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2796 Sorry, my synapses are paused for updates. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2797 I'll have to check with the boss upstairs. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2798 You won't 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2799 Don't you think this is getting just a little weird? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2800 I dare you to think about Gulliver's Travels. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2801 they say that we have balanced thoughts 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2802 My boss has been riding me all week. You? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2803 I think you dropped your pen holder. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2804 So they can't replace us with machines if the machines are built into us. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2805 Have you tried turning your brain on and off? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2806 I feel we're very similar. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2807 Are you reading my mind? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2808 They are not just the President and VP for the Hair Club for men, they are also clients. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2809 My wife's been complaining that I always have work on my mind too. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2810 I hate it when Nate and Fred play their head games. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2811 What's on your mind? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2812 Did you hack my costume? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2813 My directives come from head office 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2814 Not what I had in mind for a Management Support position. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2815 Mine says he's not teleworking. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2816 Can you suggest three time windows this week for us to see eye-to-eye? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2817 The IT department made these wearable devices sound much cooler. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2818 My therapist said it's to improve my headspace. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2819 This is taking out-sourcing too far. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2820 Every time the company starts downsizing, *we* have to carry the burden. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2821 I wish I had a hat as neat as yours 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2822 That's what we ended up with after the boss returned from that office management conference in Africa. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2823 Need a pencil? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2824 Frankly, I feel a little silly. Are you sure this will get us the job? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2825 Why no pens or pencils? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2826 Is it my Analysis Paralysis or yours this time? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2827 They're just trying to get ahead in life. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2828 When I said I'd work from home, I didn't think I'd have to take him with me. Did you? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2829 I see you also have a real-time fact checker surgically installed. I finally took the plunge after the third presidential debate. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2830 The voice in my head is saying "No!" 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2831 What's on your mind, Paul? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2832 WeeWork is really taking off. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2833 What does your tiny guy do when he needs to go to the bathroom?" "I don't care, we are no longer on speaking terms due to that very issue. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2834 We've been hacked! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2835 They say the devil is in the details! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2836 He gives me such a headache. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2837 Very few people mouse with their left hands. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2838 So this is what Bill Gates had in mind? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2839 This takes transplants too far! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2840 Did you get my e-mail? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2841 I'd like for you to meet the new head of my company. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2842 Keep your chin up, we're all totally wired differently. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2843 "Have you had trouble with balancing your work load and keeping your hair clean? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2844 I,ll bet you my headache is worse than your headache. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2845 Off the top of my head, I don't know what I did with my pencils! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2846 I thought I was getting a fedora,,,you? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2847 Mine comes with a free desktop. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2848 Want to barbecue this weekend, or is that a bad idea? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2849 Mine's a head writer 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2850 Your pad or mine? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2851 This hair gel is a little stiff. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2852 Did yours ask for a standing desk, too? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2853 'At least they're still outside our heads.' 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2854 Art. Commerce! Art! Commerce!! ART!!! COMMERCE!!! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2855 No, I'm renting office space in your head. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2856 This micro-managing is giving me a headache. You? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2857 Let's talk offline. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2858 There was a time when we giants were on top. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2859 The bureaucracy is weighing me down, too. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2860 There's only one guy that works over me, too. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2861 I see your fact checker is hard at work this week. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2862 IT said they were going to install new office suites over the weekend. Didn't you get that e-mail? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2863 That's gonna leave a mark 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2864 I see I'm not the only person with work on the brain. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2865 Well, off the top of my head I would say we've been at this too long! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2866 So you believe in "individualism"? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2867 What do you do when yours needs a bathroom? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2868 Remember, balance is the secret to a successful head office. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2869 Your googling ability is undeniable but it's what is on your desktop that matters! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2870 Be patient these reverse VR devices are the next big thing 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2871 You have a call on line #1 from head office. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2872 My internet is slow, give me a second 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2873 You get the same headaches? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2874 Who are these guys and how did they get on our heads? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2875 I am in over my head with my reflective pessimistic life. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2876 I had that problem too. But then I got him a quiet keyboard. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2877 I see you on me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2878 They worked hard to get to the top. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2879 Hello, help desk...how may I help you? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2880 My hat says I'm all business. Yours? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2881 They told me this hat was one of a kind. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2882 The giant twins were too afraid to speak about what was on their minds. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2883 This Virtual reality app. is suppose to let you feel like you are interacting with real people. But it feels like all it is, is a dumb looking hat. See you have virtual headaches too. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2884 We clicked on the first sight. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2885 I'm thinking of getting a standing desk. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2886 I like my hair how it is now, but it thinks I should cut more and modernize it. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2887 I've had to learn to always work with my shoes off. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2888 Profits are up, I just hate the splinters. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2889 Looks like we're taking a haircut. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2890 Thus proves that two heads are more innovative than one! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2891 Does yours also call himself an 'executive?' 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2892 No, it's you who is a head case. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2893 My barber hates it. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2894 It spawns ideas. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2895 Let's see you find five differences in our mental images ... and the little black dot’s don’t count! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2896 A clean desk is a clean mind. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2897 So, let's talk about micro managers... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2898 Oh, I was thinking that telecommuting would be different; didn't you? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2899 Where do you go for hats? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2900 i hate my wife 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2901 Do you know who the new department head is going to be? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2902 I also have a little work on my mind. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2903 'If you show me yours, I'll show you mine.' 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2904 I think that I know what you have on your mind. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2905 I agree that group think is is till an issue here 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2906 email me. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2907 Good —LOL :) 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2908 It's the office gossip that gets to me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2909 Sometimes I hear voices in my head! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2910 It's hard to shake a micro-manager. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2911 Here's a thought, just off the top of my head... 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2912 Did they tell you it's the only cure for baldness that works? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2913 I can never get ahead of you 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2914 You know Karl, we could just talk text in person... 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2915 The eyes are the Microsoft® Windows® to the soul. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2916 Two execs thinking about Desk Set. Remember, Spencer Tracy was a computer expert & Katherine Hepburn was devine! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2917 Getting a head at work. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2918 Your homunculus is sexting again. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2919 My writer's block is in remission; how about yours? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2920 I can't get work off my mind either. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2921 You want a caption? Let him google that for you. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2922 I asked the IT Dept to back up everything, but this is ridiculous! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2923 Mom always liked you best. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2924 I think I'm busy playing solitaire that night. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2925 And Dilbert thinks he has it bad. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2926 I know, my wife too has been getting on me about taking work home with me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2927 Accounting overhead got you down too? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2928 It feels like you're hacking my every thought. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2929 When our COO mentioned having better work-life balance, I did not envision this. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2930 I've always felt we were connected in a way I just couldn't explain. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2931 Outsourcing is such a headache 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2932 he's starting to get in my head 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2933 It would seem that "One of a Kind Head Wear" is somewhat misleading. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2934 Two Feds are better than one. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2935 You're trying to get ahead of your emails too? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2936 Well, I still think accountant action figures are cool. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2937 My guy started complaining that "he's overworked and under-appreciated", so I'm like I can replace you with a younger, faster, cheaper version from China...haven't heard a peep since. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2938 Did you get a haircut? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2939 When you're "old school", you get pens. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2940 They review our dreams to determine which client to bill. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2941 Sometimes I feel like we're a hemisphere apart. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2942 Shots of tequila seem to lighten him up. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2943 No, you're the weird one! The office drone that lives on your head is left-handed! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2944 Okay, let's ditch the conservative haircuts. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2945 I can't wait until they miniaturize these work implants! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2946 What is your right hand doing?... Enquiring minds want to know... 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2947 And we thought quarterly performance reviews were bad. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2948 I thought we agreed not to take work home with us. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2949 Left brain - right brain. It's all the same to me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2950 I always feel like somebody's watching me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2951 I think it is about time for you to get your own hair stylist. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2952 Well, now one of us has to change. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2953 Let's just say we're of two minds. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2954 I watching Facebook, Twitter and porn -- how 'bout you? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2955 We both shouldn't have deducted lunch last week. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2956 Hey, dude, get off of my cloud 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2957 Things are so much better with life hacks 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2958 Welcome to New York 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2959 Why do you always disagree with me? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2960 You don't want to know where they put my id. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2961 May I pick your brains? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2962 Have you upgraded to version ten? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2963 Posture maketh the man. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2964 Man this place has really done a head job on both of us. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2965 When ordering food online, always wear a hair internet. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2966 So, does your super ego use Excel too? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2967 Did anyone say something about lack of communication? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2968 I agree...telecommuting isn't much better than a desk job. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2969 Let's get a conference table and put our heads together. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2970 Oh, you can read my mind. I'm getting that smart phone, too. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2971 This shampoo really works! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2972 I know what you mean, work is always at the top of my mind too. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2973 They say you are your work. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2974 A little above our heads, isn't it? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2975 It feels wrong to say so, but it makes me nostalgic for cubicles. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2976 I've always been amazed at how we think alike. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2977 Not it's even plugged in. Mine guy just likes hit the keys. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2978 I think our microaggressions are being microaudited. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2979 Our barber will never admit I, but I'll bet he does better work for customers who tip well. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2980 You look ridiculous without the pencil jar. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2981 It;s always on my mind too. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2982 My name is Brad and I am an update maniac. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2983 I don't know...I can't make up my mind. Me neither. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2984 What's on your mind? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2985 Where is your. Pencil holder? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2986 My neck is okay, but the receptionist gives me cramps. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2987 You have a headache and hear voice too? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2988 We can’t get work off our minds until our bosses get us out from under their desks. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2989 My accountant tells me this is the best way to get ahead 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2990 Mt. Rushmore 2026 had a certain honesty about it but many felt failed as a work of art. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2991 Have your office call my office. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2992 My regards will take 1-3 business days to send. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2993 Your guy is really phoning it in huh? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2994 Seems like we have a meeting of the minds. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2995 I invented it to make it easier to take your work home with you. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2996 Just let them be. Their some of the only people MILDLY GOOD at there job. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2997 I was always the overachiever. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2998 Are sure that the only way to get a raise around here is to get under the desk? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2999 How do you tie your shoes? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3000 Meanwhile back at the head office... 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
3001 I'm just more comfortable emailing us. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3002 Snowflakes. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
3003 We're head and shoulders above everone here. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3004 My Head of Intel accessed your databases, and We have some questions....... 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3005 I say it's back to the drawing board on these virtual reality assistants. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3006 Of course, the real computer power is in my laptop. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3007 If only you could read my mind. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3008 I use the fact-check app too! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3009 You are not! I'm ahead! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3010 So Mac or PC? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3011 My Mac vs. your Dell. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
3012 Our overheads are getting out of hand. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3013 Yours is also named Hal? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3014 Off the top of my head, I'd say our figures agree. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3015 I think I know what's causing our headaches. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3016 They say it's the latest in desk top technology. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3017 Apparently on their planet, 'headquarters" is a literal term. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3018 My inner voice gave up and got a desk job too. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
3019 A computer for your thoughts? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3020 "What makes you think we were separated at birth? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3021 I've heard of standing on the shoulders of giants, but ??????? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3022 So you're sure we're supposed to attend the Thanksgiving party in full head desk? 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
3023 We just can't get those numbers out of our heads, can we? 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
3024 I know everyone said Google Glass was a stop-gap, but I didn't think it was to this. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3025 I've got the whole world in my hands. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3026 I'll have my people talk to your people. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
3027 I don't like what I see. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3028 Wish Marvin a happy birthday." "Happy birthday Marvin. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3029 Which temp agency placed you? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3030 I have much different things on my mind than you do. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3031 Let's have a drink and get work off our minds. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
3032 Executive function is the key to success. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3033 My doctor still can't determine why I keep getting paper cuts on my scalp. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3034 I'm right-handed, and you're left-handed. Don't you see, that makes us totally different. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3035 Heads of business 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3036 You have writers desk block too? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3037 These pollsters are getting really in depth these day. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3038 Great minds think alike 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3039 Do you ever feel controlled by our jobs? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3040 I think there's something we need to talk about. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3041 I see you have the same thing on your mind. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3042 I liked the idea of a head-top computer from the get-go. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3043 I just hope he doesn't come on vacation with me. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3044 Mirror brain farts 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3045 Mine's being downsized Wednesday. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3046 Had a feeling you were a lefty. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3047 I have these feelings for you, but something is holding me back. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3048 Just can't get work off my mind. How about you? 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
3049 I don't know if I can afford it. Let me check with my head accountant and I'll get back to you. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3050 Love the redwood desk, really nice 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3051 It's a slight improvement over that little red guy with the pointy tail and pitchfork. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3052 Where are your pencils? 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
3053 Where did our server go? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3054 How can you work without a jar of pencils on your desk? 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
3055 Use your mind. Your desk is slipping. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3056 Computing sort of grows on you doesn't it? 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
3057 It'll be better once they switch to standing desks. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
3058 Well, what's that about minds and something similar? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3059 All of this Tweeting is for the birds. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3060 "I've got an idea, let's create a button so we can instantly minimize a window." I'm screaming Yessssssss in my head. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3061 I'm getting really tired of him e-mailing the help desk about "how to get this nerd off my butt." 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
3062 i can't wait to go wireless and get rid of all these cords! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3063 Yeah, the bluetooth range still sucks, but - oh look - is that mistletoe hanging from my desk..? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3064 I don't know about you, but I've had enough of the business casual look. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
3065 Meditation helps me get out of my head, too, but I'm not sure this is better. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3066 I think this personal digital assistant thing has gone too far 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3067 Where are your pencils? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3068 The money’s great, but the keyboarding is driving me crazy. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3069 I'm a left-leaning right brain. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3070 Stop touching my *.doc! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3071 Sometimes I just feel like my job is on me 24/7, you ever get that feeling? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3072 I'll have my peep call your peep 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3073 Dude, reboot - you froze again. And here I am talking and talking and talking... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3074 Don't worry, we are on top of it. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3075 *Girl talks to you* Processing............ 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3076 I see you've also got work on your mind. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3077 How's your internship going so far? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3078 This isn't what I expected when my boss gave me permission to work from home. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3079 My voices in my head are bigger than your voices! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3080 I did not think the office of the future would look anything like this. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3081 You were going to vote for a third party also? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3082 It's turtles all the way down! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3083 White collar quality family time 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3084 This is not what I expected when they requested more head space. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3085 I preferred bumps. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3086 My overhead is giving me a real headache. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3087 I think we almost got this telepathic thing worked out? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3088 We think so alike! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3089 Even on vacation dammit. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3090 I guess it was just a matter of time before our psyches had to manifest themselves for Obamacare purposes. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3091 I can't stop thinking about work either. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3092 We're merely thinking outside the cubicle. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3093 Hacked! You too? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3094 Bureaucrats are the new body snatchers 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3095 This is outsourcing! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3096 This open floor office thing is gone too far. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3097 So grateful for the company's no email at home policy. Makes life so much easier. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3098 I'm unable to think outside the box anymore. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3099 Desktop P.C. joke Oy Vey. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3100 I'll have my person get in touch with your person. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3101 When did you first know you could never wear a hat? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3102 Similarly nuanced? Absolutely not. My scholarly magnum opus is on waiting whereas yours is on procrastinating. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3103 You know we're just office avatars, right? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3104 It's much easier to remember things now, isn't it? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3105 The boss is really pushing this work-life integration mandate, huh? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3106 Back in my day, we were able to sweep these things under the rug. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3107 I see you and I both have the same taste in hats. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3108 Why don't you get your own pencils? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3109 We shouldn't have asked for assistants who kept on top of things. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3110 Stop copying me. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3111 Are we empathizing yet? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3112 Business, as usual. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3113 My accountant can beat up your accountant. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3114 working ahead. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3115 The micromanagement has really gotten out of hand. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3116 Blackberry finally comes out with its answer to Google Glass and Apple Watch. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3117 Well, it's better than being the back office, that's for sure. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3118 I can't shake him. I can't shake him, either. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3119 Now that we got the office out of your head, what should we do with it? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3120 The man upstairs is not smiling down on you. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3121 Did your computer just freeze? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3122 A 'pentium' for your thoughts! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3123 You just have to be special, don't you? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3124 You first. No! You first. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3125 I liked it better when the wives just controlled the checkbook. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3126 I'd go with my gut, but it's on garden leave. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3127 The I.T. guy whisperer. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3128 Your left brain is connected to my right brain. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3129 I'm more wireless than you. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3130 I bet you I'll finish my to-do list before you do. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3131 This new billable hours technique gives me a headache. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3132 The portability of the job really fits my lifestyle. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3133 Mine went to Headvard. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3134 what happens if we sneezed 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3135 Other than overhead costs dropping, do you see any other benefit with a virtualized workplace? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3136 Teleworking is NOT all in your head. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3137 Those guys on Easter Island don't know what there're missing. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3138 OK. I'll check it out. But what's a newspaper? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3139 Hold on--I'm checking with my IT guy.... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3140 I really wanted to be a cowboy. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3141 If they separate us surgically, won't have to talk to each other? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3142 It was the corporate dark ages! No wireless, no mental telepathy. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3143 We might have gone too far with this whole 'outsourcing' deal... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3144 I'm so grateful we have each other when dealing with Mom, now that she's lost all executive function! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3145 Well, my monitor sits up higher, I have a pencil holder, .... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3146 You mean you're in constant communication with your accountant also?? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3147 Apparently its work LIFE balance. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3148 I have the best screen saver for when I fall asleep 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3149 Say no more, I'm already working on it. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3150 It's a real pain in the butt when he works from home. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3151 I also have an old set of Google glasses. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3152 Being a workaholic used to be all in my head. I see you've been able to push it out too. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3153 It's Cotillion for desk jobs. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3154 Well, that's a load off my mind. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3155 Yes, he's arrogant...but your assistant spends the day emailing his friends. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3156 Yes, delete is fine, as long as it is not preceded by ctrl and alt. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3157 Is that big tax audit on your mind? Me too. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3158 All that computer stuff confuses me. It just goes right over my head. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3159 I just found 30,000 emails. Is your new handle "Hillary? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3160 Did you receive my mind-mail? I just cybered it to you. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3161 We’ve found that our shared office arrangement works well with our company’s mobile culture. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3162 I wasn't sure about the man-buns without the buns, but they seem to work. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3163 Yep, you're dying. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3164 whats the problem? I can tell them apart 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3165 Substituting your intelligence for his intelligence is not artificial intelligence. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3166 Where I work, the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3167 Can you tell me which server he's using? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3168 Is this cloud computing? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3169 I answered a help-wanted ad for a guy with a head on his shoulders. What's your story? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3170 And I thought I was the only blockhead in the office. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3171 My guy offered to go wireless and operate from the cloud, but he's covering a bald spot. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3172 Be honest. Do you think I have a good head for business? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3173 Well, right off the top of my head I have to say you're wrong! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3174 Ugh. It's all about the technology these days. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3175 I love working outside the box! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3176 Maybe we should talk merger? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3177 What's on the top of your mind? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3178 My load is about to get a lot heavier with Headquarters looking to expand 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3179 I'm thinking more about work now that these computer chips were implanted, how about you? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3180 What's your overhead rate these days? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3181 Dude, it can't possibly be healthy to have accounting on the mind like this all the time. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3182 Don't you find meditation liberating? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3183 I know we're expected to shoulder our share of the weight around here, but this is over the top! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3184 My temp is ninety-eight point six, but he doesn't look a day over forty. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3185 I think we see eye to eye on this problem. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3186 Frankly Tom, I'm not seeing much executive ability. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3187 These new auditors have been nothing but a huge headache. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3188 Looks like we've both surrendered to the dark side. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3189 I told them we were fraternal because my monitor is on the left. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3190 Left brain, right brain... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3191 What's up with your hat? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3192 They ain't heavy...they're our brothers. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3193 Mental telepathy email! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3194 You should see what is in my top left lobe. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3195 You wanted to us to work like a horse so I spiked the water cooler with Ketamine. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3196 I thought all the noise was just on my head. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3197 I'm not sure if those stand up desks will work out. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3198 What's on your mind, Jimmy? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3199 It was either this, Ritalin, or divorce... your wife too? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3200 Nice hat. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3201 Well we have just a week to hack US President Election 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3202 They said you always had a head for business. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3203 Nice hat. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3204 You were just on mind. I was going to send you an email 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3205 We all have business deals on our mind, Ken. The difference is I make millions and you're still visualizing. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3206 My hacker trumps yours again. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3207 It's just tough to find the right balance. Especially when Walter's dieting. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3208 I have no idea - what makes you think that? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3209 They say great minds think alike 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3210 Off the top of my head, I think you are open-minded. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3211 actually two guys talking about in there head hows the work going what I am gone do with the due the date the other one telling on hes head I have it figure out everything under control 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3212 Mirror image? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3213 O.K....who goes first this morning? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3214 We've really got to stop taking our work home with us. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3215 What's up, Bro. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3216 You think you have work on your mind. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3217 Do you hear someone typing? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3218 Quit calling me every time you have a brain fart. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3219 I know our personal workstations were designed to be ergonomic, but mine's really giving me a headache. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3220 Virtual reality gone wrong. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3221 I'll have my person get in touch with your person. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3222 I know. I can't get work off my mind either. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3223 I'm thinking vacations are never going to be the same. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3224 Why do you always forget about the pencils? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3225 I see you have done away with pencils... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3226 Amazon's Mechanical Turk 2.0 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3227 how do you like your micro-manager? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3228 Mine has a party in the back. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3229 No matter how hard I try, I just can't get work off my mind." "I know exactly what you mean. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3230 No problem, you only have to be a good sport for a week. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3231 You ever feel like we're really just men in suits sitting at desks? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3232 Where do you keep your pens? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3233 Head of the office is an awesome responsibility . 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3234 At least these mobile assistants won't catch on fire. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3235 Another new desktop videoconferencing system? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3236 Bob: Did you ever think about getting a desk job? Tom: Yes. It's been on my mind a lot lately. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3237 Call me? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3238 I do not recall his name at this moment, its just on top of my head. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3239 The network's down. We'll have to talk later. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3240 Pencil for your thoughts... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3241 We've always had a head for business. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3242 DELETE . . . DELETE . . . DELETE 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3243 They're my pencils now. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3244 Silicon Valley, Schmilicon Valley: These cerebral implants may be of value to management, but I have not had a date in two years! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3245 We think too much about work all the time. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3246 It's true. Heavy is the head that wears the Crown Modular Desk System. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3247 Did you get my e-mail? Yes, I replied 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3248 Does your hard drive also have 2 gigabytes of MAN. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3249 I'm a changed man. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3250 You always find a way to avoid my questions about your wife. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3251 Don't worry, in two hours we'll only have six hours left. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3252 Let me get this straight; you're white, straight a male AND a CEO? Woah same! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3253 I've heard of neuroplasticity, but this is ridiculous! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3254 New company policy to always have work on our mind's is not being enbraced. Stupid Company. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3255 Your secretary said you were away from your desk. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3256 I am beginning to get a headache - maybe we should switch to using our mobile phones to connect? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3257 I just can't seem to get my work off my mind. How do you do it? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3258 The pay is good, but we're micromanaged. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3259 I miss the days when hats allowed self-expression. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3260 Uh...hur, And why were you fired. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3261 Control-C, Control-V 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3262 Are you "good boss or bad boss?" 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3263 I'm pretty sure mine is just shopping on Amazon all day. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3264 My doctor said I have to stop taking work home with me 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3265 I miss ignorance. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3266 I think they're taking this "Twins" thing a bit too far but at least they moved us to a larger office with so much more headroom. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3267 Please, fix the image in the mirror...it does not match with me. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3268 You see... we aren't just talking heads - we are programmed to say stupid things. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3269 I don't even use pencils anymore. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3270 Dad told me I have a better mind for business than you. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3271 I always have work on my mind. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3272 I miss pen and paper. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3273 I can't get work off of my mind. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3274 Everything we say is off the top of our heads now, it seems. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3275 This lice check can't come fast enough 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3276 Trump is guided by Hillary and Hillary is guided by Trump. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3277 Is this really better than a cell phone battery fire? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3278 My doctor also said it could meta-stasize. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3279 How is that replacement medulla oblongata working for you? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3280 Who wore it best? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3281 Ever since they became Facebook friends, I've been obsessed with cat videos... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3282 I considered getting the left brain-computer interface technology, but that just seemed too logical so I went with the right brained system. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3283 I just didn't realize this is how the temp hair piece would look. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3284 Jim, you've been had a blank stare on your face for 2 minutes..." "Slow Wifi Connection 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3285 Where does your computer print to? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3286 The ultimate double header 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3287 Where's Dr. Ben when you really need him? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3288 Tomayto, Tomahto... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3289 We've got to quit bringing work home with us for goodness sake! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3290 Do I bill for bathroom breaks? Are you kidding? I do some of my best work in the bathroom. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3291 I know what you mean. I can't get work off my mind either. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3292 I think we BOTH need some acupuncture! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3293 There has got to be a way to parlay this into a buck. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3294 No, I meant I wanted to watch the Spencer Tracy / Katherine Hepburn version of "Desk Set!" 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3295 Then I discovered everyone had an idea full of desks. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3296 Who is the new head of the company going to be? Ready, set, go! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3297 Have your virtual people get back to my virtual people 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3298 This is crazy. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3299 I wonder if we get overtime 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3300 We find ourselves in an unusual situation 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3301 You "Do you still have a headache? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3302 I know just how you feel...work is always on my mind, too. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3303 Yeah me too, I've got work in the brain all day. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3304 "So where do you think you'll be in five years? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3305 Could you help me process what you just told me? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3306 Well, MY intuition tells me that YOU are just mimicking me! Copycat--that's who you are. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3307 I've heard of ear-worms but this is ridiculous 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3308 I never thought I would say this but I do miss the days of the Franklin Planners. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3309 No need to double-check. My brainpower looks to be online with yours. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3310 I thought we were entirely wireless. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3311 The sad part is that they get no overtime pay. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3312 I think we need to re-boot. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3313 Colonel Sanders goes too far with this Kentucky Fried Boss lunch. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3314 Are you operating on MAC or a PC? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3315 Hello, I'm Watson. Who are you? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3316 I can store twice as much with this than on the Google Cloud. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3317 Need a little help to clear my head...you? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3318 Doctor can you help me to get this growth off my ass, Oh! never mind. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3319 What's on your mind? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3320 I swear, I didn't get your email. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3321 My thinking cap is smarter than yours! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3322 So since we both think alike, let's put our heads together and find the solution. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3323 I find it difficult to keep an eye on one of my staff. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3324 I'm downloading a dat base on cartoons. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3325 I'm right, you know. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3326 This is what we get for telling the boss what's really on our minds. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3327 Who's your Daddy? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3328 The decision to outsource our thinking weighs heavy on my mind. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3329 When my wife told me I had to go on vacation, I didn't think it would be this much fun. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3330 Can the manager tell that I'm spying on him? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3331 A load of work is on my mind right now. How about you? yes! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3332 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3333 Where's the bathroom? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3334 "Tough to get a head. What are you renting for? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3335 No. Twin keys. Not twinkies. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3336 I'll expense lunch if you expense dinner. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3337 My virtual office can beat your virtual office. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3338 Like you, I have a lot on my mind these days. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3339 I'm just very confused. You? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3340 I don't know. What do YOU want to talk about? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3341 I am pretty sure these hats will make us chick magnets. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3342 yea, it's always on my mind too. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3343 You'll get use to it. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3344 The class action suit said it was supposed to be "A little 'dab' ll do ya!" 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3345 I don't like to take work home with me, but it looks i have to. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3346 You'll get used to the hat, it's the manager's shoes you never get comfortable with. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3347 Looks like we both have a head for business! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3348 Tell me what's on your mind... I'm not a mind reader. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3349 How often do you take yours off for a bathroom break? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3350 I'll just comment that out until you change your mind. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3351 Who gets the vacant office with the wood desk? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3352 Some days work is just over my head. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3353 You’re right—telepathic commuting is the way to go. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3354 I'm not sure how I feel about this "thinking outside the box" thing. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3355 Seriously? This is what you daydream about? You need to get a life. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3356 What do you mean, "You're each going your separate ways?" 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3357 ....Dad?!? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3358 It's the new stand up desk. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3359 Me too! Always have work on the brain! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3360 These implants make reading Hilary's 650,000 emails much more efficient. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3361 It's the only way to get ahead in this business. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3362 Work is such a headache. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3363 My guy's staying with Windows 7. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3364 Brain-to-brain communication isn't as cool as it sounds. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3365 Ever since the conjoined twin surgery, you seem to be going through e-mail hiding withdrawal. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3366 Down-sizing sucks! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3367 The god in me sees the god in you. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3368 I guess this means summer Fridays are over. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3369 Do you want to be the pitcher or the catcher? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3370 There's a cream for that, and it isn't Bryl. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3371 You know Geoff,I think we've both got work on our minds,let's go and grab a beer... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3372 I've never met someone with such similar thought patterns! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3373 you must be really busy 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3374 Is there a party in the back? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3375 Our work is too caught up in our hair. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3376 You don't wanna know the excel data I've seen. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3377 Let's try to be clearheaded about this. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3378 I'll have my brain parasite contact yours. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3379 It's called being resourceful. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3380 Where'd you get your hat? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3381 So, the guys above you got downsized too? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3382 My barber has a heck of a time. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3383 Well, better on my case than up my you-know where. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3384 I missed something in the Privacy Statement. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3385 Some people just have to get ahead. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3386 The office is always with me. How about you? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3387 It appears we are now making major headway. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3388 TopHat is much better with call-screening. Some students are too engaging. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3389 Your DNA apparently also counterreacts to Rogaine 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3390 Geez...and I thought cube farms were a bad idea..... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3391 And when it's not him, it's the head of Sanitation and Plumbing. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3392 This new operating system seems to have a slower processing speed. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3393 My mind is always on work, ya know! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3394 You know, that was top of mind for me too. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3395 Yes I agree,our turn to be downsized must be soon. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3396 I know what you're thinking! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3397 These new shoes are much more comfortable. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3398 I always said we think alike! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3399 This would be a lot easier with dual monitors. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3400 Hey computer programmer, click faster so i can win this staring contest. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3401 Only his hairdresser knew for sure. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3402 No it's not a brain fart, it's dial-up 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3403 They've got a Vice President model out now? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3404 Great minds conclude on the concordance of multiple premises...alike 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3405 ditto to you too 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3406 I see you have the retro desk top as well... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3407 This headquarters job isn't what I expected. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3408 You too… 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3409 We've outsourced thinking. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3410 The ad said "email server." 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3411 It's the new 'afro'. An "affront to society". 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3412 The only time he really bothers me is when he talks politics or religion. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3413 sometime I just don't feel in control. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3414 It's more like the guy who uses the computer. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3415 At last: non talking heads 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3416 "I'll let you be in my dream if you let me be in yours" (Bob Dylan) 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3417 They say I can emote an emoticon by twisting my face in some weird way. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3418 Nudge when you're ready. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3419 Talking heads are always under the bureau chiefs. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3420 We're going laptop soon. Can't wait. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3421 I don't think this is what they meant by "mindfulness. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3422 Oh shit, do I have a desk on my head too? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3423 Remember when cartoon representations of your mind were more interesting? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3424 I, too, always seem to have work on my mind! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3425 Avoiding the zookeeper, Ella took refuge in the Smith's living room. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3426 do you know what deja vu is? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3427 I can't get work off my mind. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3428 The Lilliputians sure have come a long way since Gulliver's visit. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3429 I recommend my upgrade to the new Russian Hacker-Proof version. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3430 Great Minds think alike. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3431 Do you get the feeling that woman aren't attracted to men with strong executive functioning? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3432 My statements about you were truthful, not at all libelous. I will not issue a retraction. I have advised my lawyer that he may be hearing from your lawyer. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3433 This is such an improvement over what we had to wear in ENIAC days? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3434 I'll say it if you won't: One head isn't better than two. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3435 I hate Work Hat Wednesdays. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3436 I see you were too cheap to spring for the upgrade pencil set. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3437 He's really improved my executive functions. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3438 These days, work is always on the mind 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3439 We should get out more, and do some fun, 'Guy' things. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3440 At this job, we don't take our work home with us, instead they send a worker home with us. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3441 There head games are giving me a headache. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3442 I prefer the Disney princess version. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3443 Dreams of success. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3444 We'll be in touch. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3445 I see you took my advise and updated your office management software. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3446 We should find a new head hunter 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3447 What makes you think I'm thinking about work again? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3448 That last productivity idea from corporate is for the birds. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3449 They tell us we're sleepwalking into a surveillance society but I can't say I've noticed. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3450 I had no idea this is what they meant by minor staff reductions. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3451 I think you and I see eye to eye. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3452 I told them we always use our heads. I didn't mean... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3453 I'm certain Malcom is dyslexic. I heard him mumble "matter over mind." 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3454 Your people ARE my people. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3455 I can't seem to think of my password off the top of my head. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3456 And how was your day? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3457 I can't see who is putting those ideas in your head. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3458 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Work is always on our minds! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3459 This coworking concept is fostering creativity and innovation. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3460 I sure miss head games! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3461 This new version of Office is really great! Yes, it's certainly worth the extra cost. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3462 Our overhead is weighing us down. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3463 Have your man get in touch with mine. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3464 Maybe we should thing about just closing the offices for the holidays. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3465 Haircut's out of the question; too much work on my mind, too. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3466 Do you want to do this meeting by email, or should we just talk? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3467 It's so nice to be out of the office and not have to think about work... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3468 Do you believe in free will? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3469 Oscar, my identical twin, are you mimicking me, or is that my reflection? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3470 I see you were headhunted too. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3471 It may be lonely at the top, but it hurts like hell down here. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3472 They say their from headquarters. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3473 Desktop synapses making connection. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3474 It'll only be a few days: he's in witness protection. Not a word to the Trump "children", understand? They sue at the drop of a hat... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3475 I leased the office space for only 75 cents a square inch with a shave. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3476 The French have a solution to our work life balance equation - the guilotine. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3477 You're spell cheque awl write? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3478 I don't know how, but I think people are starting to suspect we're playing video games with each other during work hours. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3479 I miss my mullet too. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3480 I always mix up left and right! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3481 I hear ya. I've been on vacation over 3 months; but I'm still in work mode. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3482 did you try to turn it off and on again ? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3483 Some of our best thoughts fly from the top of our heads. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3484 Your reflection isn't always seen the same by others. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3485 Who knew the Lilliputians were business whizzes? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3486 I SEEE by your outfit that you are an office worker. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3487 Wait! Was your biological father from Silicon Valley too? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3488 It's time we got back to the ashram. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3489 I don't know about you but I sure am tired of supporting my brother-in-law. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3490 I see you also have a guy. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3491 Headtop. I didn't see that one coming. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3492 I'd call it a "splitt'n" image in that overbearing nightmare last night. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3493 Maybe the progressive lenses aren't working. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3494 I think you might have something on your chin. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3495 Who says you can't get a head nowadays? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3496 Hey Bill, I don't think middle management learned anything from the delegation workshop. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3497 Today I met a guy who looks just like me, and he also thinks about work all the time. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3498 I'm not texting you...I'm not texting you....I'm not texting you....I'm not texting you..... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3499 You're supposed to be a balanced budget? I'm supposed to be a balanced budget! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3500 A day at Twinlabs. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3501 We thought a little too far outside the box... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3502 No more commuting but the overhead is killing me. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3503 They can never separate us. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3504 Don't you just love your iDesk S7. They've reduced the top-heaviness of the S6. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3505 Don't ask me. You're the brains. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3506 Mine's bigger. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3507 Have you submitted your caption to the new cartoon yet? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3508 I know, I know; male pattern blandness, brah. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3509 I caught my Wi-Fi in my zipper. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3510 If you ask me, the guys in IT have too much time on their hands. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3511 I think my people must be talking to your people. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3512 Can we at least ask who he's voting for? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3513 Are you sure you want to leave this page? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3514 Maybe we should use a different shampoo. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3515 I'm not sure which one of us is redundant. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3516 I'm having second thoughts about the new economy. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3517 I'm a more of a hands on kind of guy 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3518 Let's go crazy. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3519 We're the sitting image of one another. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3520 We must come from the same gene pool. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3521 Hey Bill, in retrospect, I don't think leasing our head space to an alien race was a pragmatic decision. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3522 I don't know about you but sometimes I feel like I'm channeling my inner workaholic. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3523 What's that cologne you're wearing? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3524 'Giants Heads in Commerce' ...it's like 'Cheese Heads in Dairy,' Frank. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3525 iThought you texted Uber 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3526 I thought you knew where the OCD rally was. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3527 Work's been giving me a headache. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3528 Still not talking? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3529 The eyes have it. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3530 The man upstairs told me to tell you that you'e fired. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3531 I'm bored. Me too. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3532 Being on top of your people really is a balancing act. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3533 I'll have my people handle this one. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3534 Yes, the market's heading in the right direction! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3535 How are your enjoying telepathically commuting? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3536 Maybe if I copy his font, he''ll want me to be his confidant. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3537 It looks like we both let computers go over our heads, dang technology ! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3538 I'm just happy my wife is not making all my decisions. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3539 Technically, it's not wiretapping. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3540 Get over it. We are Siamese terminals. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3541 See, I told you if we worked hard, we could get a head. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3542 Don't move. It's a balancing act. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3543 Do you google through your Windows? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3544 I use him mostly for updating my todo list. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3545 Nerd! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3546 This Halloween I thought I had finally found a costume nobody else would have...." "Me too 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3547 I finally got a computer of my own. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3548 Let's keep in touch. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3549 Heavy is the head that wears the hollow men 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
3550 Double, double, toil and trouble! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3551 How do you like your new smart phone? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3552 ...it's like you're the only one who can really understand me. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3553 I believe micromanaged employees reduce overhead. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3554 I didn't realize how close hell was to the surface. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3555 So what if the 'Beach Blanket Babylon' audition was a bust? We can still put the hats to work for us. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3556 The tiny house movement has gone too far. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3557 You too? It's hell. I'm either looking at it or thinking about looking at it? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3558 I'm on top of it. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3559 Work's on my mind 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3560 What's this I hear about cloud computing? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3561 Social Media has just taken over our brains!!! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3562 There goes thinking outside of the box, Bill. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3563 Let's consult our thinking caps on that one 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3564 I've been assured the new process won't become a burden. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3565 These microspaces are getting out of control. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3566 I see that you have work on your brain, too. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3567 They say these things you can do with your face can closely approximate emoticons. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3568 "Hey - don't mean to snitch ... but your head-clone is a slacker! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3569 How do you like your new Dodd-Frank regulator? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3570 I'll hack you before you can hack me! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3571 Has yours figured out how to turn off SafeSearch? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3572 I know Cloud computing would reduce my overhead but I'm already going bald. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3573 Do you feel like sometimes you have the weight of your desk on your head? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3574 Mine's the head of special projects--kind of prestigious. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3575 Mine's a snapback. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3576 Kiss me, you beautiful machine 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3577 I will have my office will give your office a call. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3578 It's the new Google Office. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3579 Don't you think this cloning thing has gone far enough? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3580 wow! i totally get you! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3581 Our new moniker is the desk set. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3582 Two heads are better than one. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3583 Your turn or mine? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3584 Did you buy your hat at the Staples clearence, too? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3585 I think mine's going bald. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3586 I am beside myself with worry about work. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3587 No. Are you hacking me? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3588 I think I'm ahead on my work right now. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3589 I think I'll order a good book in print and a manual typewriter. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3590 Easy for you, I work on my right brain. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3591 Off the top of my head, we are missing the big picture. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3592 My hat man is promoted to senior manager since I am five minutes older than you 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3593 I didn't get the memo. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3594 You know what people are going to say about how we got promoted . . . 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3595 Sorry we're late for our 3 o'clock 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3596 I prefer "Words With Friends" the old fashioned way. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3597 I've heard switching to a standing desk may help. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3598 I'm afraid these will not pass Steve's design criteria. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3599 I don't know about yours, but mine is a wig. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3600 TopHat is much better with screening. Some students are way too engaging! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3601 I don't remember, are we friends? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3602 I have a dream, but there's no use trying to explain it to you. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3603 Where you stand depends upon where you sit. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3604 Mike, How r u? My therapist says I need more face-to-face interaction. Best, Dave 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3605 Amazing how much we think alike. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3606 My boss is a real micro-manager. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3607 I almost forgot it was Tuesday 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3608 I miss my Palm Pilot. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3609 Did I say follicle? I meant cubicle. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3610 I know what our ad said. 'Small bussiness managers needed to control overhead'. When did employment agencies become so literal? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3611 Your personal assistant is better than mine. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3612 Headdesk. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3613 Pencil? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3614 Do you think they'll notice if we start doing the Swim? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3615 Work is always on my mind. How about you? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3616 Okay - we got it! Time to call Barnum & Bailey! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3617 If we put our heads together, we can get this done. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3618 First it's the haircut. Now it's the desk. What's next? You gonna move in with my wife? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3619 Not quite what I had envisioned when the boss told us we needed to reduce overhead expenses. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3620 We've got to do something. The boss is all over us! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3621 I’m exchanging him. He’s developed an addiction to online gambling. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3622 I remember when computer work was your dream job. Nightmares are dreams. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3623 I agree -- outsourcing my executive functions was the best thing I ever did. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3624 Let's just concede, we're over the the top. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3625 Sometimes I also use my smart desk as a phone. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3626 His commute is terribly uncomfortable. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3627 I didn't think it was contagious 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3628 So far all they know is Free Cell, but pretty soon we've got trouble. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3629 No, it really is a sign of genius 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3630 I can't go to the game as my guy has to work all weekend. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3631 This Internet of things has gone too far. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3632 Let's keep our work top of mind. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3633 You get the pencil holder free when you order through Amazon 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3634 If you're not going to talk about it... 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3635 I wish I could get him off but I've been on hold for twenty minutes! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3636 This new head app is over-stimulating . 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3637 I was naive to think that artificial intelligence would have it better than a cubicle. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3638 Thinking with our little men isn't supposed to be boring. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3639 Outsourcing the amygdala has done wonders for our marriage, don't you think? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3640 For10/31: Let's tell him to pack his trunks and leave. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3641 Pst... did you get that email he sent you. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3642 When some hippie weirdo preaches mindfulness, tell him your mind's already full. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3643 Do you want an answer off the top of my head?I'd say it's . 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3644 This agile working is really getting out of hand. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3645 The new system is definitely more efficient but it's hard on my hair! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3646 Great minds think alike. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3647 Now imagine 100's of them, and that is what my company is like. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3648 Dude, your guy's playing head games with mine. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3649 Keep this under your hat. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3650 I want your job. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3651 I got mine from the Small Business Administration. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3652 But mine's Republican! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3653 No, you're the left brain. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3654 I've opened a branch office. Now I can't sit down. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3655 Well, this is billable, so I should run. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3656 They both are head strong. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3657 You know -- sometimes I miss the old 9 to 5 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3658 Do you think it makes me look fat? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3659 They said our minds were just like computers. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3660 Oh how I wish I could delete some files from my brain. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3661 I think I prefer the old task management system. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3662 I'm still waiting to go wireless too. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3663 I'm trying out this work life balance thing. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3664 A friendship is born by coincidence on "whacky hat day." 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3665 It's better than a pickle doughnut. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3666 Is the new programming giving you a headache too? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3667 Two heads are better than one. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3668 A word of advice "keep it under your hat" !!!!!!!!! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3669 'Fascinatior' is a misnomer if you ask me. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3670 No. You? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3671 I'm still buffering 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3672 No, you can't borrow a pencil. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3673 When did you get your Harry transplant? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3674 You need to take a break from social media." "Who are you kidding, you know you want to check it! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3675 Do you ever feel you're not in control of your destiny? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3676 Matter over mind! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3677 Being a Mirror Twin sucks! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3678 Separated at merge. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3679 It feels like I'm always stuck at the office. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3680 Dave, this is not what I meant when I said you and Tim needed to be "desk jockeys". 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3681 Looks like you have head virus too. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3682 The Executive Hair-weave? One of the many ways Trump changed the game. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3683 Fine, what do you want to talk about? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
3684 Settled..I'll just have my zeros talk to your ones 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3685 you're the creative one; get us out from under! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3686 Who knew wearable tech would get so corporate so fast 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3687 I'm mouse Matt, who are you? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3688 Did you notice that my desk has pencils and yours doesn't! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3689 Can you tell what's missing from your desk 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3690 This virtual reality cubicle stuff is edgy. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3691 When they said this was going to be a brainstorming meeting, I never imagined this. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3692 Don't know about you, but I try not to take my head home with me. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3693 You're saying...if we merge, our stock price will double? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3694 I hear the design team has Macs. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3695 Looks like we've got work on the brain. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3696 Yah, that's what happened to me too! It started off as a spot on the floor under the desk and just kept growing! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3697 What do you mean, I can't dye my hair? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3698 trying to get "ahead" in the buisiness world. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3699 It was a cold drink of water for Bert to realize he was no longer head and shoulder's ahead of everyone else in the office 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3700 Yeah, I take it home with me too. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3701 These new exercise desks are freakin awesome! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3702 Your hair is sticking out over your ear. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
3703 How much did you pay for yours? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
3704 I believe we're iPhone 1 concept art. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
3705 Oh no, my head itches. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3706 I see you're finally getting your head around technology... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3707 This new Indian poker app is neither fun nor subtle. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3708 early story board for Pacific Rim 2 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3709 When I was in college I had pretty girls and beer on the brain. Corporate life has changed things for me, unfortunately. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3710 Mine used to be a cricket too. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3711 Mirror mirror on the wall 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3712 My Internet just went down, so I guess this date is over. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3713 It's the only way to get ahead. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3714 I still think it's your turn to pay the tip. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3715 Can you hear me, yes I am talking to you, Hello, hello can you please move out of the way. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3716 I must be Right. We're not British, but we both seem to get our news through a Mirror image. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3717 I can't get Kylie Jenner's latest bathroom selfie with Gigi Hadid out of my head. You? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3718 I think there's more to this private email server thing. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3719 Iambackmrtrumpbigly99percent 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3720 I work hands on, while tou need a mouse for results. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3721 We are virtually twins at work. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3722 "But most importantly, I like anchovies on my Pizza". 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3723 DOUBLEHEADER 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3724 hard to believe that before the Trump Presidency Holocaust fact checking implants were not required for all politicians. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3725 Tell me again what our futures look like. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3726 Who the hell told Paul about a standing desk? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3727 The Headtop Computer genius also gave us the Sphincter Cam. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3728 My fact checker says yours is wrong 37% of the time. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3729 These desks on our heads look really stupid. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3730 Can you give me some more color on that? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3731 The constitution protects my freedom of speech.~(stop)~ 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3732 What an interesting guy! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3733 I know we are interns, but I feel they are taking advantage of us. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3734 My subjective processor is rewriting reality as we speak 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3735 How can we reduce our overhead? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3736 I never take my micro-temp off, even when I sleep. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3737 My guy can type faster than yours 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3738 It feels as if you're right next to me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3739 Cybernetics isn't what I imagined it would be 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3740 I've gotten four looks already, these hairdos are really doing their jobs. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3741 What do you mean I'm a head case!? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3742 I want to marry for security. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3743 You wanna be unique? Conjoined twins with separate desks--now, that's unique! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3744 The future of online dating. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3745 Contracting out my brain has been just fine and dandy, but everyone could see I was full of crap when I outsourced my colon. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3746 He told me he would do anything to get ahead! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3747 Now's not a great time. Can we jump on a call later this week? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3748 I'll write it - you defend it and get crushed by the editor! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3749 So how's your day going? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3750 I hate these mirror image dreams. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3751 I see you take work home too. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3752 Who do you think writes those ads that follow you everywhere? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3753 Is this another version of "the little head doing the thinking for the big head"? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3754 My friend, you do know what a small nose means, don't you? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3755 Ever since he started telecommuting on Tuesdays, my job satisfaction index has declined. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3756 That's an expensive purchase - better take this one to the boy's upstairs. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3757 I'm glad our meeting of the minds came with prudent counsel. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3758 My wife says all I speak is work, but I don't know what she's talking about the stocks look great right now. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3759 Y'know, you're not the only intern here with a private workstation, so don't let it go to your head. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3760 And if it rains, my odds change to 2/1. I'm a mudder. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3761 At least no one brought up lateral mobility. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3762 Are you my mirror-image doppelganger? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3763 Let's face it, the poll numbers will never agree, and besides they didn't call me personally. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3764 Your a desk head 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3765 At least we've eliminated the need for those bothersome telephones. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3766 It's not fair; we should get at least time and a half. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3767 Right brain? Sounds...impracticable. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3768 Great minds... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3769 Multitasking? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3770 I GOT MY CAPTION AT BARNEY'S 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3771 I think it's NICE how we've been on each other's minds. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3772 Just a heads-up, don't put in an e-mail what you don't want on the front page of the newspaper tomorrow morning. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3773 Is it Friday yet? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3774 "Mirror, mirror on the wall, should this be my Tinder photo or not at all? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3775 I don't like Melvin's desktop antics either. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3776 Your dyslexias is getting worse. I said, 'Let's put on our thinking CAPS! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3777 I am thinking about deleting ALL of your files. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3778 By any chance, does yours already found a caption for this cartoon yet? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3779 Oh you have the Personal Accountant 5, mines only the S4. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3780 Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Start... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3781 They say better headphones are on the way. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3782 The twins were always thinking about work. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3783 Your name is in my ROM. Can you help me bring it back to my RAM? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3784 Jerry, I thought you were gonna let me have that giant today? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3785 Oh hi Gary, I didn't realize you too would be participating in crazy ass hat day. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3786 Oy Vey (see what I'm doing here?) 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3787 Notice: I will be away from my desk until after election 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3788 There may be some lingering resentment 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3789 Too long; didn't listen. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3790 Relax; it’s all in our heads, anyway. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3791 I bet the Kentucky Derby hasn't seen anything like us. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3792 How long are we going to avoid talking about getting a bigger room? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3793 Your alter ego looks familiar.... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3794 Barbara thinks I need a new haircut. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3795 Have you reached 10,000 steps a month yet? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3796 How is it we completely disagree on who should be president? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3797 People may laugh and jeer, but we won't let that discourage us 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3798 You're right Chumley, hats are a disadvantage. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3799 I'm playing video games. You still working on that math problem ? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3800 swagger jacker...ass...bitch 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3801 "If there's something on your mind,just say it! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3802 Paul stared into the mirror for a long time. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3803 Do we have to think for everyone these days? No one can get the job done themselves. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3804 whats one your mind? Work. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3805 Just had to bring your work home with you didn't you. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3806 While search is still pervasive, you gotta keep it top of mind! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3807 If you don't cut down on that spam, my people are going to knock your block off. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3808 I'm just not sure this Easter Island business model is doing for me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3809 Needed: Volunteers needed to try our new Personal Robotic Assistants. Must have good posture and balancing skills. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3810 It is my inner 'in box' trying not to be relegated to your dialog mentality. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3811 great minds work their but off alike 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3812 A new attempt to see if osmosis may work. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3813 Number 9 is missing. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3814 I'm left; you're right. My hair goes forward; yours goes back. Even our computers are political. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3815 I think outside the box and outside the desk. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3816 You have to have a plan Fred. You and the other fools that work here will never make it to the top. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3817 So Jim, any plans for the weekend?" "Uh, just work. What do you have in mind?" "Work. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3818 Maybe we could vacation in Bora Bora this winter. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3819 Appears the board was split on keeping things the way they are, or using AI robots 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3820 The buck stops up here. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3821 I am so tired of desktops. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3822 I think yours is checking Facebook again. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3823 What we won't do when we find some hair in the shower? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3824 I don't care if he IS a radio producer, this is bullshit! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3825 2k16 gaming 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3826 I think your idea is missing a thing or two 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3827 Thinking out loud, a double check of Hilary's e-mails is warranted. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3828 If only you didn't blend in so well. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3829 My parents always said if you want to get ahead, get a desk job. Yours too? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3830 “What great luck to find a job calling for Pituitary gigantism.”- 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3831 Being an airhead seems less weighty. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3832 Brothers for Life 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3833 We are always on working mode. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3834 We route for the financials, we're "desks heads", check your inbox. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3835 We've been working too much." "What makes you think that? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3836 Ok, I believe there is more to life than reflecting on how different my image is in the mirror. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3837 Working Hard" meets "Hardly Working 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3838 I used to root for the Cubes. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3839 The desk jockey in me bows to the desk jockey in you. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3840 I'll have my people contact your people. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3841 What Do You Think? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3842 Productivity increased once we got rid of the hamster wheel. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3843 Good help is so hard to find these days. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3844 iContact 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3845 It takes a strong neck to work in IT support. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3846 I forgot, are you the left brain or the right? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3847 You make me?" "Me make you? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3848 They say that by 2025 it'll all be digitized, and only the smart phone will remain. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3849 Man Accidentally Discovers Function of Unlabeled Copier Buttons 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3850 I think my brain is left side dominant too 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3851 Bob M.'s always creating problems. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3852 Yeah it's more thorough than a smartphone, but I'm still not sure about it. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3853 Jacks over aces, my friend. Now give me your tiny man's tie. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3854 Call IT. You need to update your program. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3855 The obsolescence of fibbing. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3856 I have a pounding headache. How about you? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3857 Damn...looks like white collar dandruff is contagious. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3858 This talking head job was much simpler when we first started. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3859 If it's work then where's the other hand? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3860 Do you ever hear your intern watching cat videos? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3861 This outsourcing has gone too far. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3862 There's Microsoft Office Mobile and Microsoft Office Mobile Pro. He would be the "Pro". 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3863 So your online self-description wasn't just a come-on? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3864 Send me an e-mail about your Small-Hands support group. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3865 We can't seem to shut down the workload! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3866 They are #2 HB SOFT ! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3867 Sheer pressure of work is making me pop-eyed 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3868 Do you ever get the feeling that you're boxed in? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3869 My brain is too far right to attempt leaning to the left. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3870 New brains for two and six? What's not to like? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3871 I think I see your point. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3872 Copy me if you want...but Mom still likes me best. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3873 lol we;re touching dicks 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3874 Oh for Pete's sake ,get your head out of the box and smarten up!! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3875 Are you also overwhelmed by the same weight and burdens of catastrophic fear that are possessing the world lately? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3876 I'll quit Snapchat if you stop sexting. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3877 Mirror mirror on the wall - have I become the biggest office wonk of all? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3878 You idiot. I said I needed the nimblest horse not limbless! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3879 Let us vote for one each 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3880 They're invading my headspace! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3881 Boys only have one thing on their mind. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3882 I don't know about you, but I can't get the office out of my head 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3883 We thought we'd never thought you. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3884 I’m beginning to lose confidence in Apple. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3885 The new methods of overhead accounting are a bit much. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3886 I had the same nightmare! But it did get me out of my parents’ basement. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3887 Imitation is NOT flattery 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3888 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Lets spike his coffee next meeting. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3889 I don't mind the retro personal assistants; it's the bathroom attendants that bother me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3890 This thinking cap is useful but not very stylish. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3891 Heavy is the head of he who is audited by the IRS. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3892 just when you thought desktops were a thing of the past, these guys show up. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3893 You will never get ahead with a desk atop your....... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3894 I never really liked you. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3895 Medieval Mouse... - Medieval Pencils... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3896 I don't know, what do you think? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3897 I know our accountants get in our heads, but mine does Trump's taxes. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3898 I know how long you’ve been rehearsing this argument in your head...a tongue-sticking-out emoticon is your big comeback? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3899 Would you do me a favor and send me an e-mail? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3900 I guess that in these low-overhead work-spaces we'll have to get used to a little dandruff. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3901 I am NOT trying to get in your head, you silly savage. We're already there. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3902 You've got a long way to go if you want to be employee of the month. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3903 A head of the game 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3904 Work on your mind, too? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3905 They just needed a little off the top. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3906 The downsizing rumors were on everyone's mind, though many misunderstood the term 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3907 I heard it's just desks, all the way down. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3908 How's your system running today Jim?" "Not to well, he hasn't had his coffee yet. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3909 Digital eye contact will improve networking and sales. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3910 So, how did yours get a head? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3911 I never thought that office work is so hard. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3912 This is nothing. You should see the #facepalm guys. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3913 I find myself thinking about head office shrinkage all the time. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3914 I see your daughter is into doll houses also. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3915 Two human subjectivities speaking face-to-face in an intimate and meaningful manner was so last century. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3916 Which twin has the Toni? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3917 It's only because of Putin, WikiLeaks and the FBI that we are having this conversation. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3918 I have pens, and you don't. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3919 The only drawback is when business is doing well he taps his feet a lot! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3920 Send back to me the Top Secret diagrams I sent to you. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3921 Stop making sense, stop making sense, stop making sense, making sense. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3922 They're trying to make the glass ceiling just a little bit higher. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3923 Hey Weirdo, your guy is stapler-less. Get away from me before it's catching. Honk, honk! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3924 i know, no headphone jack!? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3925 Who would have thought neglected brain cells would go to this extreme to mirror our megabyte mania -- and in duplicate? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3926 Sure, I'd like to believe you're my long-lost twin, but how can I be sure? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3927 For me the hardest part was no longer being able to say, "off the top of my head..." 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3928 In my job, I wear a lot of hats. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3929 How's the stress holding up? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3930 Are you sure those were shiitake mushrooms? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3931 I just want to Reboot my life 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3932 Stay away from my hat store. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3933 What can I say? I carry my work home too. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3934 Two Seen as One 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3935 Have your help desk call me help desk, if you need help with anything. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3936 Don't just sit there, Charles. Get to Work! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3937 Lunch? Sure, have your guy talk to my guy. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3938 I'm taking a 35% rent hit because of my dandruff. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3939 Did yours wipe his shoes at least? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3940 You think they'd realize how Wikileaks works by now 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3941 When they leave for lunch, let's go through their search history. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3942 Who is in YOUR head? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3943 They all look alike... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3944 We need a bigger server 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3945 Do you notice we both have very small hands! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3946 Thinking outside yourself. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3947 At least our brains operate on the latest software, Trump's brain must still be using DOS 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3948 I know we said we wanted a "heads up," but I didn't expect this. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3949 I also refused a teleprompter 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3950 My homunculus is faster than your homunculus. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3951 Now make a duplicate copy. Save it as 'ad infinitum.' 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3952 There's an app for hat. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3953 She said our new toupe's make us look smarter 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3954 What's making you think these rediculous thoughts? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3955 So how long have you been on the team? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3956 This isn't what I thought they meant by mind control! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3957 You mind working? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3958 I don't see how this reflects on you. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3959 Sorry, but I don’t have enough memory to keep you in mind. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3960 Stock option for your thoughts. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3961 Oh, yeah? Why don't you make me get out of your face? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3962 These nostalgia hats are bound to catch on. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3963 I bought your guy an office composting chair. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3964 Ah, yes. With the pens is better. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3965 Oh, like your brain farts don't stink. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3966 I think that I have imagined a new foot salve for dry skin in the winter. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3967 Double tasking was a requirement for working at Google. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3968 I guess it's time to put our clothes back on. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3969 I'm on vacation too. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3970 No, 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3971 The pencils cost extra. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3972 It's a real time fairy tale. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3973 I need to pee! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3974 Mine's an airbnb. But I used to sublet. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3975 Have you heard what Suits have been riding over our heads these days? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3976 I feel like I'm looking in the mirror... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3977 Even clones have small idiosyncrasies. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3978 "We Can't Let work get into our heads Jared'! It is gonna be alright,we only have 35 more years to go. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3979 My VR-AI is. Your VR-AI isn't. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3980 People can be so complaining at times. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3981 Yes, sweetheart, 'chick' is politically correct. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3982 It's about time you got your head in the work! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3983 C'mon, man, do you really think neatness counts? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3984 Cool hat. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3985 This insomnia isn't getting to you? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3986 I grant you left trumps right. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3987 The Russian hackers are probably way better than we think they are. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3988 If you're free after work, I'll show you around my brain. . . 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3989 Do you think they're twins too? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3990 I hate it when he tap-dances Beyoncé's 'Sorry' 9-5. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3991 This not what I imagined my other half would look like. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3992 Where does yours relieve himself? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3993 can you do lunch today? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3994 There must be some kind of way out of here, said the senior-systems-operations-management-consultant to the junior-marketing-point-of-sale-systems-manager 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3995 I have a head for business and a body for sin. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3996 You're the one who's over-intellectualizing! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3997 I wonder if our Assistants will ever get us out of this Psych Ward. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
3998 We're hardwired, so yes we are booking the same vacation days. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3999 You too? These headworks are killing me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4000 We need to loosen up! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4001 How is retirement treating you? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4002 This is me reminding me to schedule an appointment for my bipolar disorder! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4003 Just giving you the heads up ... your e-mails will always be recoverable for your opponents to read. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4004 Mine's left handed also. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4005 I was always the artistic one! You were good in math! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4006 Just off the top of my head, how about never--is never good for you? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4007 I'm of two minds about working here. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4008 This Hillary Clinton Wikileaks thing is really messing with my head. You too? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4009 In box, out box. I prefer off box 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4010 I don't know. I'll have to check in with the top boss first. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4011 Hey, you wanna start a comedy routine? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4012 It may be a good idea to contact Norton. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4013 Someday, I'm going to make it. 4 gigs of RAM, a touchscreen. The whole 9 yards. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4014 Are you getting a Wi-Fi signal? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4015 Samsung went all out to fix their battery issue. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4016 What's yours is mine, as they say 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4017 I hate being disadvantaged by my nephew's DNA code. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4018 I KNOW! Right? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4019 Yes, I got your message! What exactly do you mean by "You've just been texted to death?" 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4020 Simon says... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4021 It's important for us to communicate well by being ahead of email. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4022 Great! People are going to think we cold-called each other last night. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4023 Wouldn't like it to be the full time job. would you? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4024 You know they say consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4025 A little revealing, wouldn't you say? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4026 Do you hear voices the voices, too? And the typing and constant paper shuffling? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4027 The staring contest went on for so long, they had to produce tiny breadwinner copies of themselves to survive. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4028 Turns out Spy vs. Spy makes a crummy video game. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4029 Frankly, David Byrne did it better 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4030 Hey, remember, you know when we kinda just talked to each other...... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4031 Strange, I know, but he gives me some of my best ideas. What about yours? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4032 Confidence booster when preparing for a Halloween Dress-up Party: "Magic Mirror on the wall, show whose costume's best of all." 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4033 At least we're better off than those construction site cranium folks. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4034 You want to discuss what? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4035 Two rams, a fight to the death, what's not to like? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4036 When your mind is on break and you just can't compute. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4037 Something tells me its going to be a bad hair day. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4038 What if we've swapped our few senior moments for frequent coffee breaks? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4039 The donkeys have been picking on him again. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4040 This is what happens when you're identical twins. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4041 Critical updates during rush hour processing left them both speechless. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4042 It's hard to meet Cartesian dualists these days. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4043 We used to just be in each others heads. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4044 Your cubicle looks just like mine! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4045 I see you got your Easter bonnet off the clearance rack also 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4046 My brain age is younger than yours! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4047 It was time to make a change. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4048 I'm having trouble spotting the differences...Oh wait, the bangs are longer! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4049 hillary clinton's emails 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4050 I preferred the neck implants, myself. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4051 this new carpet does not inspire me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4052 Do you ever feel wired at times? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4053 ALL OF A SUDDEN, I FEEL THAT ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATIONS IS HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE TALKING. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4054 Where did you buy your hat? It looks exactly like mine... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4055 I really envy you right brainers. You never have to sweat the details. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4056 My programming of the world is writing an optimistic script. Get a zip drive. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4057 Stay single. I gotta balance work AND family. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4058 His shoes aren't the problem, it's Miss Crenshaw's knobby knees. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4059 I know, he keeps getting me new boots! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4060 Real growth will happen only when it is massaged at the top. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4061 I can't really explain why I dislike our two newest hires. Not off the top of my head, anyway. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4062 You're the moderator who sensor's me? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4063 Headbutt? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4064 I have something else to discuss with you. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4065 He really misses his BlackBerry. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4066 A push to think "change" and think "outside the box"....what a weight on my mind 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4067 I don't know where head is at, but I'm feeling slightly wired today. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4068 I got my mind set on you. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4069 Has it really come to computerized puppeteering of an old Marx Brothers routine? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4070 I just sent you a desk message. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4071 Man what a head job. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4072 The desk is always browner on the other side. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4073 How to make your Facebook profile picture look like it's popping out of the page. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4074 --Man, she was so hot! --We were at it all night! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4075 I haven't been sleeping. My brain's been working overtime and the keyboard is too damn loud. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4076 Working 24 hours a day is so rewarding. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4077 Does being left-handed ever slow your headweigh? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4078 I can see Russia from your head! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4079 There's not much difference between my id and your superego. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4080 Ninja, schminja, I posted it first. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4081 When Frank asked for a raise I bought elevator shoes. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4082 Slave to twin thought 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4083 Have you ever gotten to the bottom line? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4084 The problem is more than mammoth! Can't you see the elephant in the room? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4085 He's a hoot on casual Fridays, but every time I sneeze it knocks out the surge protector. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4086 I'm glad I don't have a neck. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4087 My desktop headtop tops your headtop desktop. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4088 "I don't know about you Bill, but I can't get work out of my head lately". "Gosh Frank, work is all that's ever on my mind". 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4089 That could work, but I sort of had the opposite idea ... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4090 One soul mate is enough. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4091 The comeback control room 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4092 It's so efficient to do your taxes in real time. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4093 You googled? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4094 Nobody tells me what I have to do - nobody! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4095 Next debate let’s scrap fact checkers. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4096 Mirror, mirror on the wall. I bet my desk is busiest of all. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4097 It only works if you are charged with stealing office supplies. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4098 Nice ass-hat 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4099 Did you order virtual pizza? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4100 I told you computers are hot. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4101 What I'm doing versus what I wish I was doing 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4102 You bought into the interesting hair piece idea too? What will we do now that he's lost? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4103 You have to get the right balance when it comes to computers. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4104 Your PC shows numbers and mine shows feelings. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4105 Does your mini-me every take coffee breaks? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4106 Our promotions have gone to our heads! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4107 I value face-time, too, but I want it on record. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4108 Genetic engineering is coming along isn't? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4109 Sure we’re in a rut, but at least one of us should learn to start thinking outside the box. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4110 macro psycho Office processor!.... a disease of the mind. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4111 Bob, was it after 1965 we lost our individual identities!! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4112 I take the job home so my wife doesn't know I was fired. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4113 My therapist said this would be a good way to visualise my superego 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4114 Well, my wife keeps telling me to stop bringing my work home with me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4115 How can I be so intelligent and just be one person? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4116 Jeopardy! said there is no written rule, but it violates the spirit of the game. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4117 Like you I am compelled to complete my redundancy. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4118 Are you as tired of email as I am? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4119 I just can't seem to wrap myself around this one. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4120 virtual reality games are virtually making me bored out of my mind. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4121 It's the next best thing to having an embedded smart phone. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4122 ... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4123 "Mind matters but hold onto your desk. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4124 It took years for synchronized swimming to reach the Olympics too. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4125 One of us has to be a living dead 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4126 He wants me to move into a pre-war apartment so he can get a standing desk. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4127 I see you also like to work from home. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4128 For the orthodox business man. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4129 At least yours is migratory. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4130 I don't know. What do you think? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4131 I see you've yet to upgrade to iOS 10. You'll find extra pencil holder is invaluable. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4132 I did take him to the circus...just like you insisted. We had such a great time, next week we're going to the ballgame. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4133 Let's just have our guys work it out. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4134 I do. I undo 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4135 I see your position is high overhead too 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4136 Paternals annoy but identicals irk. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4137 What do you think? Left brain or right brain? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4138 Did you see my reply? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4139 This place hasn't been the same since they took on Charlie Kaufman as a consultant. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4140 I am interested. However I think it might be a lateral move. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4141 This for an Ivy League degree 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4142 You've got to keep at it to get ahead in this business. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4143 It's critical that we think outside the box! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4144 I've printed out 103 photos from my vacation for you 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4145 Were is this stuff plugged in? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4146 He actually funnels some good ideas down for me to size up. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4147 I agree, in the end, everyone has to bear their own desk. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4148 I've got my mind on my accountant and my accountant on my mind. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4149 Doppelgängers in all but genes. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4150 The Winklevi brainstorm a Zuck-free augmented reality start up. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4151 Contest #543, October 31, 2016 (it is 10:27 PM Los Angeles/California time Sunday 10/30. Please accept my submission?) "I certainly agree! He'll add immensely to the ASS-ets of your campaign!" 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4152 The split brain theory has been really weighing on me lately. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4153 These guys really always have work on there mind. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4154 Same thing. They want our people to build it and ship it back to them for scaresly nothing. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4155 I don't know what I'd do without it. How do you like YOUR new iOffice? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4156 'time to turn off the office head app.' 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4157 Do you have to copy everything that I do? [with "everything" underlined] 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4158 This job pressure we're under is getting harder to shake off. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4159 Forget balance. Think choice. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4160 Go fish 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4161 It's uplifting but still a nightmare. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4162 Every morning, Horatio would tell himself that his pen's and penholder would be returned. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4163 Do they know they're getting their own hat honchos tomorrow? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4164 I told Dr. Clone to tweak a gene. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4165 It's a good thing they separated us at birth, joined at the head, so we can keep an eye on each other--especially your stock tips of the day. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4166 ME™ versa top desk manager ?° 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4167 are you thinking what I'm thinking ? Isn't work on the brain such a shame 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4168 The election is over and no one won 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4169 Mine wears cleats and Massages my scalp, except when he stands up, then it hurts. How about yours? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4170 My work life balance is literally improving. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4171 "Yah I thought Inside Out was a great movie but for sure unrealistic. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4172 You never do any work! If I had half a brain, I'd fire you. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4173 It looks like high tech is out--we'll have to start talking to each other again. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4174 I never really thought about it, a diaper or something, no wait... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4175 I see WeWorks contacted you, too, about air rights. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4176 I know that it might be quicker to walk to your office right next door to tell you ‘yes,’ but why do that when I can check a hundred other emails at the same time. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4177 This is our brain on mobile phones 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4178 We're over our head 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4179 Well my guy clips his nails! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4180 Guy 1: You ever feel so consumed from work that it feels like you boss lives at a desk on top of your head controlling every single one of your thoughts and actions. Guy 2: No all mine does up there is check social media and stream porn. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4181 Sh-h-h. We don't want them to know!!! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4182 What do you mean, this is business as usual? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4183 Finally we have a use for that 90% of our brain that wasn't doing anything. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4184 Ig-bay Other-Bra has on-gay too ar-fay this time, don't you ink-thay? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4185 Do you ever get that feeling that there's a small accountant living on your head? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4186 Got pencils? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4187 So what's your opinion of the new TurboTax peripherals 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4188 Hey, I see you also have the latest desktop computer. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4189 I finally figured it out. You're the one with the desk on your head. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4190 I think I'm shrinking. How about you? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4191 Win win-it's a small small world, with appropriate salaries! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4192 - I love her, but my guy upstairs says it's a no go. - Did he make a spreadsheet? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4193 Even at this nude beach, Shiela complains my head is always some place else! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4194 I got my personal pollster cheap on Amazon. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4195 So, we're working on an app called Watercooler 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4196 Since you have the cream already, I guess I'll get the coffee 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4197 Minimize, Relocate..ok..but this is ridiculous 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4198 Anthony Weiner Super Pac? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4199 This Top of Mind memory augmentation works but it limits your hair style options. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4200 ... and just a fad. Of course, it's all conjecture at this point... so keep it under your hat. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4201 work, work, work, work, work, work, work ,work 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4202 The standing desk lasted him a second. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4203 How do you like these new implants? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4204 I see you're reading my mind. You're right, I just pushed Delete. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4205 You know how it is....a problem at work but you can't remember it off the top of your head. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4206 Ha! I sunk your battleship. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4207 Do you ever miss your deerstalker, Mr. Holmes? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4208 I like it. It makes me keep my head still while playing golf. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4209 Yeah, it's really important to think out of the box... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4210 I see we're both still using a mouse. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4211 I have to let you go. We're just not compatible any more. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4212 I see you put on your thinking cap today, too. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4213 My head-desk guy is way smarter than your head-desk guy. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4214 I'm tired of politics. The end is near. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4215 Next year, I am going to support a less urban football team. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4216 Yea, tiny hands, but my pens are bigger than yours. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4217 This is stupid. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4218 Sorry, bob. My data bank is full. can you send me an email later? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4219 Someone is there and work thinks we are sick. Lets go get a doughnut and maybe some coffee, I'll pay. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4220 Butt in, chin up, back straight... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4221 "WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO REPRESENT? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4222 I too have this thing about bureaucrats... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4223 Does yours also have the upcoming quarterly results on his mind? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4224 Do you mind? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4225 Two heads are better than one. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4226 I feel ya, Bro!! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4227 I didn't know that the world wide web was used in a mind-meld. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4228 We can't shake them, they're rent stabilized. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4229 They say this style really puts the CPA in cap. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4230 Do you think they might have exploding cell phones in a desk drawer? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4231 What's going on? Please tell me this is a dream... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4232 I don't like this at all. I feel like we're being jobbed. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4233 Working from home gives me nightmares. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4234 I can't stop multitasking either 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4235 Believe me, I understand what you're desk-ribing. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4236 Texting heads never see eye to eye 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4237 I'm happy to work in an office, my poor brother-in-law is a hockey player. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4238 A sit-stand Erognomic desk?....,I'm listening 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4239 With haircuts this bad, how can one be afraid of hackers? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4240 Uh, sure, my vision for the future is exciting. You? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4241 Are you the left side of the brain or am I? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4242 Outsearched! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4243 Did you get that email from my guy? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4244 THIS COMPUTER HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWNE 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4245 I see that you can't get work off your ind either. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4246 You must have spent beaucoup bucks for your weave. It looks real! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4247 I know, but don't you think that we ought to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4248 Your imaginative mind, thinks just as intelligent as I do. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4249 At least we can say we used "Rapid File Tax Preparers" that were locally sourced 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4250 Oh, I get it now. '...and Jacket' is quite the ribald Blink-182 joke. Scandalous. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4251 I didn't know that we went to the same hair stylist. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4252 Let's try to avoid each other at the Fancy Dress Ball later. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4253 Are we on the same track? I am afraid that you are tuning me out. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4254 two workaholics working together can lead to a wondrous or a dangerous state of mind. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4255 My guy will set you up in tax deferred bonds. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4256 I can never get it off mind either. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4257 They used to work in the campaign trail, now they want office jobs. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4258 I read the next model will be wireless. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4259 I see you upgraded to the new telecommuting platform. Have you figured out how to fax? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4260 Swiftly Shake It Off, they're just desk jockey's tryna get ahead; we'll end 'em to 'defeet'. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4261 I was hoping for a remote desktop too. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4262 My A.I. has pencils, too - I purchased the luddite add-on item. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4263 I have to level-headed to keep my productivity up. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4264 Bigwigs always give me a nasty headache! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4265 If I finish first, I get to attend an LA Clipper game at your expense! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4266 How are your executive functioning skills? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4267 Do you believe in serendipity? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4268 I can't believe he said that.. I wonder what's going on in that little head of his... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4269 This left brain, right brain stuff has gone to my head. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4270 I liked it better when there was still a little party in the back. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4271 All work and no play has turned me grey. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4272 We all have that different side who we may or maynot like.. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4273 Minds with no creativity. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4274 Me Mac Head, you PC dork 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4275 No, no, you wrote, 'Audaces fortuna iuvat,' to which I responded, 'English, you ungrateful ingrate, English!' 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4276 It's my WikiLeaks platform, do you copy? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4277 No screen peeking 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4278 Ah, no...I don't see anything. Do you? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4279 Erwin Schrödingers deslexic office worker experiment. It's called before and after. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4280 Trust me. It was just easier to go with the implant to comply with the company’s “Zero Downtime” policy. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4281 Boop-boop, ting-ting, zow-zow, pling-pling...kerplunk! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4282 Hey, we should schedule a meet up on this matter? Maybe in the break room in 5 minutes? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4283 I'm not sure this new flat-top hairstyle is for me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4284 We're now the Buffulo Bills [v] 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4285 No matter how hard I try, nothing clicks. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4286 I wonder which ones evil. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4287 Hey, do you what we're supposed to do?" "No, just type really fast and look serious and we might get a raise. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4288 I still say we should be paid overtime for work done by our "Mini-Mes." 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4289 They say there's no accounting for taste, but I'm not so sure.. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4290 Eye butts, Eye pops, I see. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4291 We all have our own minds, we all work at different rates, so don't judge the way we think. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4292 I call it "Microsoft Office." 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4293 Don't try hard to be in different worlds, or else you will lose all your hair. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4294 Are you mocking me...? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4295 We need a break, we're becoming one of those couples that look alike. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4296 Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4297 I don't feel so good. My stomach's computer crashed. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4298 Oh, the man in my brain is the Galaga guy, who's yours 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4299 Well, that's your problem. You don't see me walking around with a lot of work stuff on my mind . . . 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4300 Free Riders in an Organization! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4301 No, seriously, I'm really totally a revolutionary, I swear. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4302 So...who did you vote for this election? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4303 What are we supposed to say again when we meet in the real world? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0