Contest #544


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544


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-11-07
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-11-20 (estimated)
Number of captions 4304
Number of responses 198246
Number of participants 8140


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Given Mr Tell's declining accuracy with his bow and arrow, we're lucky the guys don't use Apples. 1.9570 0.04068 302 82 151 69
1 Where exactly is Bethlehem, NY? Hmmm. Off the top of my head … 42°36'N 73°50'W in Albany County. 1.9291 0.04182 282 80 142 60
2 I liked it better when they were just little voices inside our heads. 1.9051 0.05160 253 98 81 74
3 I liked it better when the voices were inside my head. 1.7531 0.06557 162 81 40 41
4 It wouldn't be so bad if their printers weren't in our pants. 1.7181 0.07003 149 81 29 39
5 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.7162 0.07552 148 89 12 47
6 Have your person contact my person. 1.6884 0.07887 138 87 7 44
7 I live in constant fear he will hit ctrl+alt+del 1.6742 0.06844 132 69 37 26
8 Don't you miss the days when we thought about sex? 1.6742 0.06673 132 67 41 24
9 Have your guy call my guy. 1.6692 0.08128 130 84 5 41
10 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6692 0.07904 130 81 11 38
11 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6667 0.08037 129 82 8 39
12 Does your guy wear pants? 1.6667 0.07328 129 73 26 30
13 Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 1.6667 0.07808 129 79 14 36
14 I'll have my person contact your person. 1.6667 0.07962 129 81 10 38
15 I'll have my people call your people 1.6641 0.07786 128 78 15 35
16 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6560 0.07878 125 77 14 34
17 Remember when the only things on our minds were sex, drugs, and rock and roll? 1.6560 0.06730 125 64 40 21
18 Funny...I was just thinking the same thing... 1.6452 0.07950 124 78 12 34
19 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.6423 0.08092 123 79 9 35
20 Hey, Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6423 0.08092 123 79 9 35
21 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6423 0.07756 123 75 17 31
22 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.08046 121 77 11 33
23 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.07873 121 75 15 31
24 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.07785 121 74 17 30
25 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.07960 121 76 13 32
26 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.08046 121 77 11 33
27 I'll have my people email your people 1.6364 0.08215 121 79 7 35
28 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.08046 121 77 11 33
29 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6364 0.08215 121 79 7 35
30 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.6333 0.08021 120 76 12 32
31 I'll have my people call your people. 1.6333 0.08108 120 77 10 33
32 The New Yorker must be testing its new Caption Selection system 1.6303 0.07535 119 70 23 26
33 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6239 0.08386 117 78 5 34
34 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.6239 0.08386 117 78 5 34
35 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6207 0.08182 116 75 10 31
36 My people will talk to your people 1.6207 0.08090 116 74 12 30
37 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.6174 0.08247 115 75 9 31
38 Have your people call my people. 1.6174 0.07965 115 72 15 28
39 Are you thinking what I'm thinking you're thinking I'm thinking? 1.6174 0.08339 115 76 7 32
40 "Have your man call my man". 1.6174 0.08060 115 73 13 29
41 I can’t get work off my mind, either. 1.6140 0.07425 114 66 26 22
42 I work under Jerry in Accounting. You? 1.6121 0.07323 116 67 27 22
43 Have your guy call my guy. 1.6071 0.08447 112 75 6 31
44 Have your people call my people. 1.6071 0.08542 112 76 4 32
45 Have your people call my people. 1.6071 0.08352 112 74 8 30
46 Have your little person contact my little person. 1.6036 0.08322 111 73 9 29
47 I'll have my guy call your guy 1.5982 0.08265 112 74 9 29
48 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5963 0.07724 109 66 21 22
49 Accounting says we have too much overhead 1.5963 0.07387 109 63 27 19
50 We have way too much overhead. 1.5926 0.07210 108 61 30 17
51 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5926 0.08428 108 72 8 28
52 I should have asked more questions when they offered me a 'Department Head.' 1.5926 0.07329 108 62 28 18
53 You know, before email and internet, all we had were little balloons floating in the air with words inside them 1.5888 0.06499 107 55 41 11
54 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5888 0.08498 107 72 7 28
55 when I turn around check if he's playing solitaire again 1.5888 0.07388 107 62 27 18
56 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5872 0.08368 109 73 8 28
57 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5849 0.08674 106 73 4 29
58 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5849 0.08570 106 72 6 28
59 I hate working under the new guy. 1.5818 0.07682 110 68 20 22
60 Have your person contact my person 1.5810 0.08428 105 70 9 26
61 My thoughts, exactly 1.5810 0.08642 105 72 5 28
62 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5810 0.08208 105 68 13 24
63 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.5769 0.08609 104 71 6 27
64 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5769 0.08499 104 70 8 26
65 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5728 0.08347 103 68 11 24
66 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5728 0.08233 103 67 13 23
67 I'll have my people talk to your people. 1.5728 0.08683 103 71 5 27
68 Have your guy call my guy and we'll set something up. 1.5728 0.08116 103 66 15 22
69 Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 1.5728 0.08347 103 68 11 24
70 Have your guy call my guy. 1.5728 0.08233 103 67 13 23
71 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5686 0.08646 102 70 6 26
72 Don't you hate those guys in the head office? 1.5686 0.07569 102 61 24 17
73 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5686 0.08646 102 70 6 26
74 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5686 0.08646 102 70 6 26
75 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5686 0.08646 102 70 6 26
76 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.5686 0.08185 102 66 14 22
77 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5686 0.08419 102 68 10 24
78 "Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5686 0.08533 102 69 8 25
79 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5644 0.08374 101 67 11 23
80 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5644 0.08946 101 72 1 28
81 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5644 0.08835 101 71 3 27
82 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5600 0.08566 100 68 8 24
83 Have your man call my man. 1.5600 0.08683 100 69 6 25
84 My people will contact your people! 1.5556 0.08877 99 70 3 26
85 Have your people call my people 1.5556 0.08641 99 68 7 24
86 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5500 0.08689 100 70 5 25
87 Have your people call my people. 1.5500 0.08689 100 70 5 25
88 I miss the good old days when they drew balloons over our heads. 1.5464 0.07032 97 55 31 11
89 I'll have my people call your people. 1.5464 0.08673 97 67 7 23
90 My guy will text your guy. 1.5464 0.08673 97 67 7 23
91 You thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5464 0.08293 97 64 13 20
92 My people will talk to your people. 1.5464 0.08548 97 66 9 22
93 I'll have my people call your people. 1.5455 0.08405 99 67 10 22
94 Our overhead is killing us. 1.5417 0.07683 96 59 22 15
95 Have your people call my people. 1.5408 0.08843 98 70 3 25
96 Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 1.5368 0.08441 95 64 11 20
97 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5368 0.08830 95 67 5 23
98 I'll have my person call your person... 1.5368 0.08441 95 64 11 20
99 Have your person call my person. 1.5368 0.08307 95 63 13 19
100 What are the figures, off the top of your head? 1.5368 0.08033 95 61 17 17
101 Remember when we wanted to be department heads? 1.5368 0.07603 95 58 23 14
102 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5319 0.08910 94 67 4 23
103 Yeah, I'm really tired of being micro-managed, too! 1.5319 0.07668 94 58 22 14
104 Have your people call my people. 1.5312 0.08755 96 68 5 23
105 The voice in my head just gave two week's notice. 1.5269 0.08175 93 61 15 17
106 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5269 0.08456 93 63 11 19
107 Have your people call my people. 1.5269 0.08861 93 66 5 22
108 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5269 0.08861 93 66 5 22
109 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5263 0.08834 95 68 4 23
110 I hate when he uses the stapler. 1.5217 0.06821 92 52 32 8
111 Is it just me, or is it odd the little men at desks on our heads don't have little men at desks on their heads? 1.5213 0.07522 94 58 23 13
112 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5111 0.08690 90 63 8 19
113 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5111 0.08833 90 64 6 20
114 Have your person contact my person. 1.5111 0.08833 90 64 6 20
115 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.5111 0.08690 90 63 8 19
116 Life was much simpler when the only thing you got over your head when you got an idea, was a light bulb. 1.5056 0.06988 89 52 29 8
117 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.5056 0.08915 89 64 5 20
118 I'll have my hat call your hat. 1.5056 0.08915 89 64 5 20
119 How much memory do you have? 1.5056 0.08322 89 60 13 16
120 Have your person call my person. 1.5056 0.08474 89 61 11 17
121 Have your people call my people. 1.5056 0.08915 89 64 5 20
122 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5056 0.08624 89 62 9 18
123 My person will contact your person. 1.5056 0.08771 89 63 7 19
124 I'll have my people call your people. 1.5000 0.08853 88 63 6 19
125 I'll have my people call your people. 1.5000 0.08704 88 62 8 18
126 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5000 0.08704 88 62 8 18
127 Off the top of my head,I'm guessing you're thinking what I'm thinking. 1.5000 0.08081 88 58 16 14
128 He just said, 'I'll have my people call your people.' 1.5000 0.09143 88 65 2 21
129 I'm sensing a hostile comb-over. 1.5000 0.07918 88 57 18 13
130 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5000 0.08999 88 64 4 20
131 "Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5000 0.08398 88 60 12 16
132 Uh, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.5000 0.08999 88 64 4 20
133 I'll need to check with the man upstairs. 1.5000 0.07407 88 54 24 10
134 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4943 0.08936 87 63 5 19
135 Have your guy call my guy. 1.4943 0.09084 87 64 3 20
136 I'll have my people speak to your people 1.4943 0.08785 87 62 7 18
137 Have your person call my person... 1.4943 0.08785 87 62 7 18
138 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4943 0.08785 87 62 7 18
139 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4943 0.08632 87 61 9 17
140 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4943 0.08632 87 61 9 17
141 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4943 0.08936 87 63 5 19
142 My guy will contact your guy. 1.4886 0.08552 88 62 9 17
143 Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 1.4828 0.08934 87 64 4 19
144 This overhead is killing me. 1.4824 0.07598 85 54 21 10
145 I can’t get my mind off of work either. 1.4767 0.08225 86 59 13 14
146 Funny, I was just thinking about the same thing. 1.4762 0.07849 84 55 18 11
147 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4762 0.08878 84 61 6 17
148 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4699 0.08797 83 60 7 16
149 I'll have my person talk to your person 1.4643 0.08710 84 61 7 16
150 Now I know why the job description said level-headed 1.4634 0.07989 82 55 16 11
151 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4634 0.08175 82 56 14 12
152 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4568 0.08793 81 59 7 15
153 We really need to start leaving work at the office. 1.4568 0.07668 81 53 19 9
154 I see you've been outsourced, too. 1.4568 0.07866 81 54 17 10
155 I'm getting really tired of this micro-management. 1.4568 0.08060 81 55 15 11
156 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4568 0.08967 81 60 5 16
157 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4568 0.08967 81 60 5 16
158 Have your boy text my boy. 1.4512 0.08703 82 60 7 15
159 Do you ever get this feeling there's like this whole other level of reality that we're just totally unaware of? 1.4512 0.07187 82 52 23 7
160 So are we of 4 minds, then? 1.4500 0.07734 80 53 18 9
161 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4500 0.08697 80 58 8 14
162 'I really prefer the lightbulb.' 1.4500 0.07936 80 54 16 10
163 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4500 0.08513 80 57 10 13
164 Does yours wear shoes? Mine likes the feeling of hair between his toes. 1.4500 0.08133 80 55 14 11
165 I told you having two Department Heads was a bad idea. 1.4500 0.07313 80 51 22 7
166 My thoughts exactly! 1.4500 0.08513 80 57 10 13
167 I like to support Small Business, but if he microwaves fish one more time, he's gone. 1.4444 0.08240 81 57 12 12
168 I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair. 1.4430 0.07590 79 52 19 8
169 Well, it all depends on what you mean by, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" 1.4359 0.08863 78 58 6 14
170 When I signed up for the new LinkedIn I didn't realize what a headache it would be... 1.4359 0.08479 78 56 10 12
171 How do we ditch them for lunch? 1.4359 0.07868 78 53 16 9
172 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4359 0.08673 78 57 8 13
173 I can't seem to get work off my mind. 1.4359 0.08479 78 56 10 12
174 We're a lot alike. I always have work on my mind and you have a head for business. 1.4304 0.07787 79 54 16 9
175 It's a little tight. Do you have something in a conference table? 1.4304 0.07787 79 54 16 9
176 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4286 0.08948 77 58 5 14
177 Have your people call my people 1.4286 0.08948 77 58 5 14
178 Are you thinking what I'm thinking!? 1.4286 0.08755 77 57 7 13
179 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4286 0.08755 77 57 7 13
180 My people should be talking to your people. 1.4286 0.08948 77 58 5 14
181 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4286 0.08558 77 56 9 12
182 I think I'm getting carpal temple syndrome. 1.4211 0.08432 76 55 10 11
183 This latest Office upgrade is nothing but headaches. 1.4211 0.07554 76 51 18 7
184 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.4211 0.09035 76 58 4 14
185 My guy will be in touch with your guy 1.4211 0.09035 76 58 4 14
186 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4211 0.09035 76 58 4 14
187 Uneasy lies the head that wears the desk. 1.4211 0.08221 76 54 12 10
188 What do you say we grab a beer and get work off our minds... 1.4211 0.08638 76 56 8 12
189 Are you thinking what I'm thinking!? 1.4211 0.09035 76 58 4 14
190 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4189 0.09026 74 56 5 13
191 Have your guy call my guy. 1.4189 0.09229 74 57 3 14
192 This job demands a level head. 1.4189 0.07935 74 51 15 8
193 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4189 0.08819 74 55 7 12
194 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4189 0.09229 74 57 3 14
195 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4189 0.09026 74 56 5 13
196 He's been giving "unfunny" ratings to captions for the last 8 hours. 1.4189 0.07935 74 51 15 8
197 Have your people call my people. 1.4133 0.08923 75 57 5 13
198 Tell me again why you think this will be more popular than the Apple Watch. 1.4110 0.07256 73 48 20 5
199 Is that your natural desk color? Or do you varnish it? 1.4110 0.08238 73 52 12 9
200 I still think a simple light bulb gets the idea across. 1.4110 0.07513 73 49 18 6
201 I'll have my guy email your guy, and we'll do lunch. 1.4110 0.09115 73 56 4 13
202 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4110 0.09115 73 56 4 13
203 Have you always supported small businesses? 1.4110 0.07256 73 48 20 5
204 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.4110 0.08688 73 54 8 11
205 Remember the old days when I had Georgia on my mind? 1.4028 0.07310 72 48 19 5
206 I loved the Apple iwatch and Google Glass, but I'm not so sure how I feel about the new Microsoft Office. 1.4028 0.08312 72 52 11 9
207 Shh... They can hear what we're thinking! 1.4028 0.09205 72 56 3 13
208 Have your people call my people, and we'll do lunch. 1.4028 0.09205 72 56 3 13
209 What do you THINK?" "I don't know - how do you FEEL? 1.4028 0.07038 72 47 21 4
210 It may take a full body cavity search to locate upper management. 1.3944 0.08387 71 52 10 9
211 Have your guy get in touch with my guy. 1.3944 0.09078 71 55 4 12
212 My boss has been on me all day. 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
213 The doctor asked me too if I heard little voices in my head too, I said no just typing. 1.3944 0.06797 71 46 22 3
214 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.3944 0.08623 71 53 8 10
215 I think it best to double check that with the head office. Don't you? 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
216 I see you have a head for business too. 1.3944 0.08143 71 51 12 8
217 I hope they're not planning a merger. 1.3944 0.08143 71 51 12 8
218 You can't get your mind off work either? 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
219 Downsizing went alright but these overheads are a nightmare. 1.3944 0.07086 71 47 20 4
220 Have your guy call my guy. 1.3944 0.08854 71 54 6 11
221 Last week I was only up to my neck in work 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
222 I'll have my people contact your people. 1.3944 0.09078 71 55 4 12
223 We’re working hard but the overhead is killing us. 1.3944 0.08143 71 51 12 8
224 Well, at least no one is going to ask about our comb overs anymore 1.3944 0.07365 71 48 18 5
225 Do you have trouble balancing your workload? 1.3944 0.08143 71 51 12 8
226 Should we have requested a brain chip instead of a desktop? 1.3944 0.07365 71 48 18 5
227 This micromanaging is really getting out of control. 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
228 On the plus side, his restaurant picks are better than Siri's. 1.3944 0.07892 71 50 14 7
229 And they said we'd never carry computers in our pockets, either. 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
230 This micromanagement is getting ridiculous. 1.3944 0.08854 71 54 6 11
231 I can't believe you wore the same mid-level bureaucrat as me today! 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
232 Have your little people email my little people. 1.3857 0.08703 70 53 7 10
233 I thought your people were supposed to contact my people. 1.3857 0.09167 70 55 3 12
234 All we need now is a Small Business Loan. 1.3857 0.08462 70 52 9 9
235 I'll have my people call your people. 1.3857 0.08703 70 53 7 10
236 Mine? Well, once he'd mapped pi to 950,000 decimal places, he moved along to vacation porn. 1.3857 0.06203 70 44 25 1
237 Have your man talk to my man. 1.3857 0.09167 70 55 3 12
238 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3857 0.09167 70 55 3 12
239 Nice to see somebody else around here with a head for business. 1.3857 0.08214 70 51 11 8
240 You and I appear to be the only ones carrying the workload around here. 1.3857 0.07419 70 48 17 5
241 Let's do lunch. Have your computer guy call my computer guy. 1.3857 0.08462 70 52 9 9
242 "Ha ha, watch what happens when I hit "Ctrl + C"! 1.3857 0.07958 70 50 13 7
243 I see that you and I have a similar head for business. 1.3857 0.07693 70 49 15 6
244 It's tough balancing work. 1.3857 0.07419 70 48 17 5
245 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3857 0.08938 70 54 5 11
246 You thinking the same thing I'm thinking? 1.3857 0.09167 70 55 3 12
247 It's not dandruff, he just had a powdered sugar doughnut. 1.3857 0.08214 70 51 11 8
248 I'll get my people to call your people. 1.3857 0.08938 70 54 5 11
249 I'll have my people call your people. 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
250 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
251 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
252 Well at least we don't operate jackhammers for a living. 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
253 I don't believe in God, but I'm pretty sure there is a man upstairs. 1.3768 0.06879 69 46 20 3
254 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
255 Work is always on my brain. 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
256 Checkmate! 1.3768 0.06562 69 45 22 2
257 I'm beginning to regret outsourcing myself. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
258 Foil hats would have prevented this. 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
259 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.08538 69 52 8 9
260 Penny for your thoughts. But don't tell me, email me. 1.3768 0.08538 69 52 8 9
261 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
262 I worked HR at Wrigley Chewing Gum. There they taught me, "Two heads are better than one." 1.3768 0.06879 69 46 20 3
263 You're thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
264 Lunch sounds great. Have your guy contact my guy. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
265 I'm virtually out of my mind. 1.3768 0.08784 69 53 6 10
266 Have your person call my person. We'll do lunch. 1.3768 0.08285 69 51 10 8
267 I don't know about you, but I miss Siri. 1.3768 0.08538 69 52 8 9
268 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
269 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do take the office home at night 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
270 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
271 I can't get work off my mind...you? 1.3768 0.08023 69 50 12 7
272 Aren't you tired of being micro-managed? 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
273 Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 1.3768 0.09484 69 56 0 13
274 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
275 Are you thinking what I think you're thinking? 1.3768 0.08538 69 52 8 9
276 Have your guy call my guy. 1.3768 0.08538 69 52 8 9
277 At least yours wears pants. 1.3768 0.08784 69 53 6 10
278 I always seem to have work on my mind these days. 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
279 I'll Have My People Contact Your People 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
280 What system software does your Super Ego use? 1.3768 0.07753 69 49 14 6
281 Tell your guy to talk to my guy. 1.3768 0.09257 69 55 2 12
282 This wasn't what I thought they meant when I was told I was assigned to the head office. 1.3768 0.07473 69 48 16 5
283 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
284 Have your guy call my guy! 1.3768 0.09023 69 54 4 11
285 I'll have my guy contact your guy! 1.3676 0.09110 68 54 3 11
286 The iHat isn't so bad, once you accept that you'll never have sex again. 1.3676 0.08356 68 51 9 8
287 Hey, does your guy spend all day on porn, too? 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
288 I hate micromanagers. 1.3676 0.07813 68 49 13 6
289 I'll have your hacker call my hacker. 1.3676 0.08865 68 53 5 10
290 Mine hates it when I forget to duck. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
291 So, you can't get your job off your mind either. 1.3676 0.08356 68 51 9 8
292 Yeah, it's hard to balance work AND a girlfriend. 1.3676 0.08356 68 51 9 8
293 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3676 0.09348 68 55 1 12
294 Mine keeps asking for a raise 1.3676 0.08865 68 53 5 10
295 I hate being micromanaged. 1.3676 0.08089 68 50 11 7
296 Sure. Have your people talk with my people. 1.3676 0.08865 68 53 5 10
297 Ever get the sense you're not in charge? 1.3623 0.07717 69 50 13 6
298 Have your guy call my guy. 1.3623 0.08505 69 53 7 9
299 I'm OK as long as he doesn't have Mexican for lunch. 1.3623 0.07717 69 50 13 6
300 That's exactly what i have been thinking 1.3623 0.07436 69 49 15 5
301 I miss my thinking cap. 1.3582 0.07872 67 49 12 6
302 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3582 0.09197 67 54 2 11
303 Looks like the downsizing didn't reduce overhead. 1.3582 0.08427 67 51 8 8
304 If we put our heads together, we can have a conference table. 1.3582 0.08154 67 50 10 7
305 So, you’ve got a micromanager too? 1.3582 0.07579 67 48 14 5
306 Have your people call my people. 1.3485 0.08499 66 51 7 8
307 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3485 0.08769 66 52 5 9
308 Have your people call my people. 1.3485 0.09030 66 53 3 10
309 Well one of us needs to go home and change hats 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
310 I feel we've reached a meeting of the minds here. 1.3438 0.08969 64 51 4 9
311 Some say he micromanages, but I can't imagine working for anyone else. 1.3438 0.08688 64 50 6 8
312 I'll have my people contact your people. 1.3438 0.08969 64 51 4 9
313 Those jerks at the hat store told me I had the only one. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
314 It’s weighing on me, too. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
315 'They're playing head games again." 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
316 Heavy is the head that wears Leon from Accounting. 1.3438 0.08688 64 50 6 8
317 They worked hard to get a head. 1.3438 0.08688 64 50 6 8
318 Yeah, I've been carrying my boss for way too long also. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
319 'Hey, don't blame me! The decision came from the top!" 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
320 It's hard for me to keep a work-life balance. Especially when I tie my shoes. 1.3438 0.07460 64 46 14 4
321 Bad news: Boss says we need to cut overhead. 1.3438 0.08398 64 49 8 7
322 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3438 0.08969 64 51 4 9
323 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3438 0.08688 64 50 6 8
324 It was more fun when we always had sex on our minds. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
325 I don't want to freak you out, but you've got a tiny bureaucrat on your head 1.3438 0.08969 64 51 4 9
326 I can tell my guy is just playing solitaire. 1.3438 0.08097 64 48 10 6
327 I liked "Georgia" better. 1.3438 0.07120 64 45 16 3
328 I liked Siri better. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
329 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.3333 0.09051 63 51 3 9
330 Bathroom breaks have been a challenge 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
331 You say potato, I say potato. 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
332 I just clicked on 'Install Microsoft Office.' 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
333 Things have been tough since they banned thought bubbles. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
334 The tap tap tapping in my head is driving me crazy. 1.3333 0.06400 63 43 19 1
335 The management here is pretty much on top of things, although they sometimes split hairs. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
336 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3333 0.08764 63 50 5 8
337 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
338 Am I the only one feeling micromanaged? 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
339 Have your person call my person. 1.3333 0.09051 63 51 3 9
340 I'm having a hard time balancing work. 1.3333 0.08764 63 50 5 8
341 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.3333 0.09051 63 51 3 9
342 Rainy days are the worst. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
343 "Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3333 0.09051 63 51 3 9
344 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3333 0.08764 63 50 5 8
345 I think I prefer the voices in my head. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
346 Off the top of my head, I'd say that desktops are not going extinct. 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
347 I really hate micromanagement... and my neck is killing me. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
348 Have your person call my person. 1.3333 0.08764 63 50 5 8
349 What do you do to get work off your mind? 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
350 I'm under constant pressure from the head of my department. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
351 I know what you're thinking. 1.3333 0.08467 63 49 7 7
352 What do you do for desk hair? 1.3333 0.07505 63 46 13 4
353 Next time, I'm definitely taking the ankle monitor. 1.3333 0.08764 63 50 5 8
354 Forget your heart, what's your head telling you. 1.3333 0.08159 63 48 9 6
355 I'll have my head office contact your head office. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
356 I'll have my little guy call your little guy. 1.3333 0.09051 63 51 3 9
357 It's stressful working under a micromanager. 1.3281 0.08350 64 50 7 7
358 Sometimes I feel like the man is keeping me down.... 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
359 Do you wish you'd got a laptop too? 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
360 It won't be so bad once they go wireless. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
361 I'll have my guy talk to your guy . 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
362 I was thinking the same thing. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
363 I could be worse. Imagine if we had asked for treadmill desks. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
364 'Frankly, I miss Siri.' 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
365 "You're micromanaged too? 1.3226 0.08839 62 50 4 8
366 Yea, was kinda thinking the same thing. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
367 Off the top of my head, I don't remember what they do here. 1.3226 0.08839 62 50 4 8
368 At the end of the day we've all got to answer to the guy upstairs. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
369 What's mine doing? 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
370 Do we really need two head writers? 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
371 Weird, I was thinking the same thing. 1.3226 0.09133 62 51 2 9
372 I just hate it when he takes his shoes off. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
373 My guy will call your guy. 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
374 Running under a low hanging branch is the way I clear my head of work. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
375 We can’t have two head writers. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
376 The worst part is I can't even tell if he's really working. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
377 I hate commercial surreal estate. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
378 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3226 0.08839 62 50 4 8
379 The overhead is killing us. 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
380 Do you ever feel micromanaged? 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
381 We're getting twice as much done, but the overhead is killer. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
382 Have your little man call my little man to schedule that little meeting. 1.3226 0.08839 62 50 4 8
383 If you're not the head of marketing, what ARE you the head of? 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
384 These IRS audits are getting too personal. 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
385 Yes, but mine isn't wearing any pants. 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
386 What do you do when you just can't get work off your mind? 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
387 I get a feeling we're like-minded. 1.3226 0.08535 62 49 6 7
388 NO! The difference between us is: mine has done my income taxes, balanced my check book, and restructured my 401k, while your's has just sat there all day playing video solitaire. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
389 Welcome to the head office. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
390 Off the top of my head? Hang on. Lemme ask. 1.3175 0.08414 63 50 6 7
391 We support small business. 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
392 Yes, that's how to get a head in business. 1.3115 0.08914 61 50 3 8
393 Funny, I was just thinking the exact same thing. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
394 I can't get out from under the office 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
395 Laptops would eliminate overhead. 1.3115 0.08602 61 49 5 7
396 It's all about balance. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
397 So this is what he meant by " Desk Jockey" 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
398 I'll tell you what's wrong with the company....too many head offices. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
399 Hair bnb is going to work man, I'm telling you. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
400 I know it's not exactly a home office, but I still think I'm entitled to a tax deduction 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
401 Find the 10 things different. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
402 I feel like William Tell’s son – with an Apple on my head! 1.3115 0.06419 61 43 17 1
403 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3115 0.08602 61 49 5 7
404 Mine wastes time on that cartoon caption contest. 1.3115 0.08602 61 49 5 7
405 I just don't know about these new Microsoft wearables... 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
406 Seriously Dean, I think we're carrying way too much overhead. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
407 I miss pencils behind the ears. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
408 It's a new corporate policy to shrink overhead. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
409 George Orwell never saw this coming .... 1.3115 0.08914 61 50 3 8
410 No way you came up with that off the top of your head. 1.3115 0.08278 61 48 7 6
411 My thoughts exactly. 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
412 It's Friday afternoon, why don't they just go home? 1.3065 0.07828 62 48 9 5
413 I want a head with a corner office. 1.3065 0.08477 62 50 5 7
414 Twins @ Work: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" 1.3000 0.09297 60 51 0 9
415 No matter how hard I work, the boss is always on top of me. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
416 Can we go back to the man buns? 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
417 Is this their idea of thinking outside the box? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
418 It's all about striking the right balance. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
419 We need to cut our overhead. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
420 We really need to reduce our overhead. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
421 I hate being micromanaged. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
422 I understand we should seek medical attention if it lasts for more than four hours. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
423 The head office just won't leave me alone. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
424 Have your guy call my guy. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
425 Apparently they meant what they said about moving us to the head office. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
426 I don't like to take my work home with me, but it's always on my mind 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
427 I found him through a headhunter. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
428 I find he's more thorough than the thinking cap. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
429 I'll put you in touch with my head accountant. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
430 I just hope they don't hit alt, control, delete. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
431 I know you are but what am I? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
432 The boss says it reduces overhead. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
433 Business is good, but the overhead is killing me. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
434 Working in the Head Office sounded so appealing 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
435 Tax accountant nesting season is hard on all of us. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
436 Do you ever get the feeling we've been hacked? 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
437 The office in my pants is far less efficient. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
438 We’ll never get management out of our hair. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
439 Oh my God, I know...the foot tapping. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
440 Don't even ask where he parks his car. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
441 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3000 0.08988 60 50 2 8
442 It sucks being an early adopter; the next gen version's gonna have a brim. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
443 I preferred the iWatch, but this covers my bald spot. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
444 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3000 0.08668 60 49 4 7
445 My guy says your guy is an idiot. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
446 Am I the only one who likes it when he takes off his shoes and massages my scalp? 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
447 We really need to cut our overhead. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
448 My man will get back to your man. 1.3000 0.08668 60 49 4 7
449 are they in over our heads? 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
450 Either my phone is ringing, or I've got tinnitus. 1.3000 0.08668 60 49 4 7
451 Have your guy call my guy and we'll talk. 1.3000 0.08668 60 49 4 7
452 I always have work on my mind. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
453 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
454 Sometimes he telecommutes, but he prefers to work out of the head office. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
455 'Click, click, click!" All night long... 'Click, click, click!' 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
456 Off the top of my head, I would say that we are both workaholics. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
457 Do I have a receding desk? 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
458 It's driving me crazy! The TV show theme to "The Patty Duke Show" keeps running in my mind over and over. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
459 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3000 0.08668 60 49 4 7
460 I see you run a low-overhead business, too. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
461 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.3000 0.08988 60 50 2 8
462 Work is always on my mind too. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
463 This is not when I meant when I requested a move to head office. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
464 Russian hackers? 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
465 I think we can get this deal done. I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.2951 0.08853 61 51 2 8
466 Lice are pretty awful, but marketing directors are worse. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
467 I much preferred the Google glasses. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
468 I'll have my person talk with your person. 1.2951 0.08853 61 51 2 8
469 I believe we have the same barber. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
470 They're working on this cartoon caption. 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
471 I thought these implants would be more sophisticated. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
472 Jump if you hate your boss. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
473 Have your people call my people. 1.2881 0.09062 59 50 1 8
474 The micro-management is starting to get to me. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
475 I have to let him go but don't want a bad case of desk head. 1.2881 0.08734 59 49 3 7
476 Have your homunculus text my homunculus. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
477 My thoughts exactly! 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
478 They're plugged in where? 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
479 Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin"? 1.2881 0.08734 59 49 3 7
480 I'll have my guy email your guy. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
481 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.2881 0.08734 59 49 3 7
482 Does your guy at least keep his shoes on? 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
483 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.2881 0.08734 59 49 3 7
484 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
485 He's not heavy he's my accountant. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
486 They told me I was "head office material", too. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
487 I know the government's gotta prevent terrorism and all, but sometimes I think they go just a little too... Oh! My mind just went blank. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
488 I can't get work off of my mind either! 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
489 Weird, mine's not wearing pants either. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
490 Don't you get tired of that phone ringing in your ears? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
491 Are you downloading what I'm downloading? 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
492 "I was thinking the exact same thing". 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
493 Telecomuting is great, but getting tech support can be a headache. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
494 I retweeted myself. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
495 I like the way your mind works. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
496 Hello Bob. Let me introduce boB from the Alternate Universe Department. 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
497 I remember when guardian angels simply sat on the shoulder. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
498 You are out of your mind. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
499 I don't know if this new Google Hat is going to catch on. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
500 I hate when they spill coffee. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
501 I also have a head for small business. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
502 I see you also bought the new smart hat 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
503 I was really expecting Virtual Reality to be more fun 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
504 Who would have guessed your inner child is a middle-aged actuary, just like mine 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
505 I can balance work but not play. How 'bout you? 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
506 I was thinking about, but the little accountant on my head says it's best to wait until after November 8. If that orange monster wins, then the market will crash. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
507 Can't get work off your mind? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
508 Shh. Little Brother is watching. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
509 Off the top of my head ... 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
510 The overhead is killing me. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
511 THE PROBLEM'S NOT OUR BALANCE, IT'S THE OVERHEAD 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
512 I can't wait until "bring your homunculus to work" day is over. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
513 I hate waking up to a bad chair day. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
514 I think now that I'd rather have that microchip implant. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
515 I liked it better when the voices were inside my head. 1.2679 0.08638 56 47 3 6
516 I don't think the management realizes how much the downsizing weighs on us. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
517 IT told me to try turning it off and on again 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
518 They've taken technical support to a whole new level. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
519 Yes, Lloyd, I think we balance our work pretty well. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
520 Well, this is embarrassing. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
521 You have no idea the pressure I'm under. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
522 It appears we both have some of Hillary's emails. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
523 Hard work is the key to getting a head in life. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
524 So what's it like having a left-handed brain? 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
525 Yeah, but on weekends he's a lumberjack and I get irritable. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
526 Looks like we’re both dressed for the job we want: head executive. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
527 I hate micro-managers. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
528 Just give me your ideas off the top of your head 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
529 Same with my hairdresser: 'Lose the cubicle.' 1.2679 0.08638 56 47 3 6
530 I agree, desktops are old hat. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
531 I see you're having issues with upper management as well. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
532 I don't know what to think, my internet is down. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
533 I thought I was the only one who had a head for business. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
534 I guess we both have work on our minds. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
535 Work has become such a balancing act. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
536 ...and I say it's not normal to have two head offices. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
537 How's your personal assistant working out? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
538 There must be some mistake. I was promoted to head the department. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
539 I hate golf-shoe Fridays. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
540 Are you syncing what I'm syncing? 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
541 He's already monetized my conscience and outsourced my imagination. How's yours helping you? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
542 I used to have a monkey on my back. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
543 Ah, yes! Speech bubbles. Those were the days. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
544 Hold on. I'm waiting to hear from the man upstairs. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
545 The micromanaging has gotten out of control. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
546 It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't have smelly feet. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
547 Mine spends too much time on Facebook. 1.2679 0.08638 56 47 3 6
548 Do you know what I'm thinking? 1.2679 0.08638 56 47 3 6
549 We should have gone with baseball caps. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
550 I can see how your mind works. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
551 The boss wants to see all the department heads. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
552 The job weighs heavy on the mind, but at least we have one. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
553 The guys in the head office think we're beneath them. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
554 I can't seem to get work off my mind either. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
555 2 Great Minds think alike 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
556 It's 24/7 tech support. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
557 How is your Ikea any different than mine? 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
558 If it’s just you and me, I’m not sure what to do, but if we find other people then I think we have a solid class action suit against the shampoo company. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
559 I've been meaning to ask—where's your guy plugging in? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
560 I'm standing right here. Can't you talk to me rather than e-mailing? 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
561 Do you ever feel like you're losing Ctrl? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
562 He really wants one of those standing desks, but I think they look silly. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
563 I preferred the little angel and devil guys on my shoulders. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
564 My conscience is clean. Yours has a spot on his tie. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
565 This is taking technical support to an extreme. 1.2545 0.08692 55 47 2 6
566 Did you also buy the protective fedora? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
567 Do you get the feeling we're being hacked? 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
568 It's the overhead that causes the biggest headaches. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
569 Let's not overthink this. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
570 Between the FBI and Wikileaks, I wish he'd stop writing so many emails. 1.2545 0.08692 55 47 2 6
571 Have your people contact my people. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
572 Our overhead is killing us. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
573 Just our luck, the only two headhunters in the world who take their title literally. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
574 I'm renting it out via HairBnB. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
575 Don't you love the new iDesk? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
576 Do you feel the oppressive weight of management, or is it just me? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
577 Hey, Mac, your file's open. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
578 When they said that they were desk jockeys, I honestly didn't know that we would be the horses. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
579 Job's gone to your head, too? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
580 There it is again. Tap tap tap... 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
581 Thanks for showing me how to better organize my ideas. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
582 I like the connectivity but the hat-hair is horrible... 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
583 Thank god, I thought I was the only one. Does your guy spill coffee too? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
584 I'd say we both have a head for business. 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
585 William said something about shooting Apples off our heads. I came up with this. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
586 At least your guy doesn't tap his feet on your head all day long. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
587 Have the people on your head talk to my people, on my head. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
588 I see you asked for the executive haircut too 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
589 For cold weather I add a cubicle. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
590 You too? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
591 Never let your left brain know what your right brain is doing. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
592 I'll email you my thoughts on that. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
593 I told you, he's not in 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
594 Off the top of my head I'd say you and I work well together. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
595 It's not what I thought tech support was either. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
596 I think we should go back to iPhones. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
597 Is your little accountant thinking what my little accountant is thinking? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
598 Yeah, work is always on my mind too. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
599 Your left brain seems to work the same way as my right brain. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
600 I feel a lot more relaxed after 5 p.m. when I reclaim my headspace. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
601 I see you're right-brained. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
602 You know why we're losing money? Too much overhead. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
603 At first, the home office seemed like a great idea. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
604 If we handle this right we can each take off every other day. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
605 You're right. Desk jobs are not beneath us. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
606 I am considering a lobotomy... 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
607 I was also told it was one of a kind. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
608 Call me old fashioned, but I'm still attached to my desktop computer. 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
609 I can't get him off my mind either! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
610 Stand-under desks are the new stand-up desks. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
611 I agree. These guys are starting to get in my hair, too. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
612 I've always had a good head for business. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
613 I'll have my man upstairs send you an email. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
614 I thought you said it wasn't contagious! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
615 I really thought this would help my career, but my guy's just playing Tetris. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
616 Does yours weep softly every night? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
617 Clearly we're fraternal; I prefer the keyboard, you prefer the mouse, I have pens and pencils, you don't, and what is your right hand doing, by the way? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
618 I like using the Cloud better. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
619 We are, indeed, of like minds, but I will be needing my stapler back. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
620 I don't know, your person would have to talk to my person. 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
621 You want the quarterly sales figures off the top of my head? 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
622 I know what you're probably thinking. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
623 I hope that's not a private server. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
624 Thank goodness mine lives in the cloud on weekends. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
625 For me, it was an underutilized space. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
626 This was not what I pictured when the boss mentioned outsourcing. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
627 We always have work on our mind. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
628 He hates it when I look at my feet. 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
629 That’s funny, you were on my mind too 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
630 The company tells me this helicopter bossing is just for us millenials 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
631 Power outages are the new snow days. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
632 Maybe the red pill and the blue pill aren't that different after all. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
633 You are so crazy I can hear the voices in your head 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
634 That's a good idea. Let me run it by the higher-ups. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
635 If you're thinking what I'm thinking, you're fired. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
636 Yet again, the working man bears the burden of corporate downsizing. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
637 Did I unplug the coffee machine and when did I leave the office? The last thing I recall is leaving the laptop in the car. How many drinks did I have before bed? Good thing I am self employed. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
638 One day, we'll just have a chip in our heads. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
639 I'll have my guy text your guy about that. 1.2407 0.08332 54 46 3 5
640 Let's get our top guys on this right away... 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
641 I see you have work on your mind as well. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
642 I'll have my people e-mail your people. 1.2407 0.08742 54 47 1 6
643 We seem to think very much alike. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
644 Brothers from another mother board. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
645 Good for us; we each managed to get a head. 1.2407 0.08742 54 47 1 6
646 I feel like I'm being micromanaged from above. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
647 Yes, it was top of my mind, too. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
648 I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to inform my head office 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
649 Told your boss to get off your back too eh! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
650 I'll have my guy take a look and call your guy. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
651 Of course I feel like we're being micro-managed. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
652 Roger, copy that. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
653 I just can’t do this anymore. I guess I don’t really have a head for business. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
654 "What are the odds? All these years, and I had no idea we went to the same hair stylist". 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
655 I really need to get an ergonomic set up. My neck and back are killing me. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
656 A meeting? My people will call your people. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
657 My mom always said I had a head for business. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
658 You know I really don't understand those guys that are always trying to get a head in the office. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
659 It's the plugs I find most uncomfortable. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
660 Remember the good old days when executive functioning was handled by the prefrontal cortex? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
661 Mother was right. We both have a head for accounting. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
662 Trust me, it's easier than being outsourced to Bombay. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
663 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
664 My boss is a real micro-manager. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
665 We have to stop taking the office home with us. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
666 I'm feeling mounting pressure to let them work from home. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
667 I thought this supposed to be an online audit, not a hairline audit. 1.2264 0.08788 53 47 0 6
668 Be strong, dude. In just a few weeks, they'll be sugar plum fairies dancing on our heads. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
669 My guy will get back to your guy. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
670 I'll have my guy email your guy. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
671 Let's do lunch. Have your people email my people. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
672 That's funny, because I think YOU've been micromanaging ME. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
673 Answered an ad for a level-headed support person. And you? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
674 My guess is they're writing science fiction novels. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
675 Your left brain is the same as my right brain. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
676 Do you ever feel like we're being used? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
677 I'm just not processing things the way I used to. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
678 I have to wash that man right out of my hair. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
679 The boss said we weren't using our heads 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
680 How many differences can you spot? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
681 I can't seem to get the job off my mind. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
682 Favorite band? Talking Heads. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
683 I hate these micromanagers. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
684 My wife thinks I'd look better with a laptop. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
685 Copy your costume? No, mine has a pencil cup. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
686 I'm voting in favor of Measure 95 to set mandatory heights for doorways. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
687 No way! Where'd you find the left-handed edition? 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
688 No way you'll get a promotion without a pencil holder. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
689 Oh, he just crawls up my back. How does your guy get to work? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
690 I can't get the boss off my mind either. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
691 It came with my M.B.A. And yours? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
692 These hats are weird, but they get the job done. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
693 Hard to leave it at the office, isn't it? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
694 I'll have my people contact your people. 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
695 It's a great office... Lots of head space. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
696 Is it just me? Or do you hate your job too? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
697 You should see the party in the back. 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
698 First time at Micromanagers Unite ? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
699 I guess I wouldn't mind it so much if his chair didn't squeak all the time. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
700 I love people who mind their own business. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
701 This isn't working 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
702 My guy is always hassling me about being more level-headed. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
703 So, Tetris or Solitaire? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
704 I think they've taken micro-managing too far. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
705 There's that strange tapping noise again. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
706 On Sundays, I'm a Cheesehead. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
707 We've got to reduce our overhead. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
708 I didn't think the bank would foreclose on my toupee either, but here we are. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
709 I'll have my guy call your guy. 1.2157 0.08075 51 44 3 4
710 You got a guy? I got a guy! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
711 Next time I'm requesting a laptop. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
712 When should we tell them their jobs have been outsourced to India? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
713 So this is what it's like to have eye contact. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
714 Thank you, I think you have a head for business as well. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
715 They really seem to be riding us more these days, don't you think? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
716 Personally, I prefer an Apple watch. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
717 I'm a piece of chewed gum stuck under a desk. What are you? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
718 I heard the next one will be thinner and have a bigger screen. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
719 FBI reading your emails again, too? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
720 How's your work-life balance? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
721 I can't get work off my mind 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
722 I am typing it up as I speak. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
723 I know what you're thinking! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
724 Relax, will you? We've got our head guys on this. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
725 Nice desktop! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
726 Micromanagers are bad. But parasitic ones are even worse. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
727 The peyote should have worn off by now... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
728 It's not his desk I mind; it's his sleeping quarters. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
729 I've been thinking about going back to my Palm Pilot. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
730 We need to work on our work-life separation. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
731 Thanks for the heads up. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
732 Harvey Wallbanger serves doppelgangers; his drinks will make you see two...sipped some on lunch break and now look in the mirror. Is that me as me or as you? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
733 I like to think they work for us. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
734 So when I told The Devil we deserved to be Office Heads... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
735 How do you always seem to know what I am thinking! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
736 Why? Where do you plug yours in? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
737 And you want me to believe it's a coincidence that we also had the same costume last year? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
738 And you are the head of which department? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
739 My exwife used to say that you can take the accountant out of the office, but you can't take the office out of the accountant. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
740 I’m not looking forward to the merger, are you? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
741 It's good to meet someone else who's connected. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
742 It's like you can read my mind. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
743 Mine says that under us, it's turtles all the way down. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
744 I see you have work on your mind too. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
745 I have my order in for Head Top 4 coming out in March. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
746 I thought "How To Get A Head in Business" was a typo. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
747 It's not just a breakthrough in technology but it has done wonders for the unemployment rate. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
748 I guess I'm not the only one who takes his work home. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
749 Shrinking the company's overhead is never easy. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
750 Let's call it a double-header and declare victory. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
751 Dandruff comptroller...you? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
752 On the bright side, no 'Bad Hair Days' and Wi-Fi is better. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
753 So, how do you tie your shoes? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
754 Have you ever felt like you're nothing but a rug in some executive's office? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
755 And then I wished for my manager to get off my back. You too? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
756 Four heads work better than two 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
757 I can't stop taking my work home either. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
758 How's your work-life balance coming along? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
759 It's not fair - you always know what I'm thinking. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
760 I can't think of anything off the top of my head. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
761 I have reason to suspect that your people have been talking to my people. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
762 This is much better than when we rented to the tap dancings studio. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
763 He's clicking Send. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
764 I'm just not wired that way 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
765 My guy will call your guy. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
766 I feel like the overhead regulatory committee has been getting out of control lately. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
767 The guy up top just handles my calendar. I have another little guy who manages pretty much everything else. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
768 Al Opecia? Funny. My guy's name is Dan Druff. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
769 I'm sick and tired of my own damn emails. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
770 Do you ever get the feeling that they're just using us for our bodies? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
771 Where'd they put your fax machine? 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
772 Is yours watching pornography too? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
773 If you ask me, this whole 'two heads are better than one' is a bunch of crap. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
774 I'll have my Head Sales Rep get in touch with your Head Sales Rep ASAP. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
775 You've got to tip your hat to the IP guys. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
776 I'll have my guy get in touch with your guy. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
777 Whenever I have a problem I ask the guy upstairs too 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
778 Because I'm a Mac and you're a PC. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
779 Someday, I'm gonna have his job... 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
780 Good to see you, too, but I've gotta go. He just hit Control P again. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
781 This company was built by the little guys. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
782 At last: non talking heads. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
783 I have a dream job, too. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
784 It's gratifying to know that I'm just as mediocre as the next guy. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
785 From one Department Head to another. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
786 Let's face it, Glen, we both have a great head for business. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
787 I see you also have a head for business. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
788 I see you are being micromanaged too. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
789 Office heads need to support the staff. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
790 My posture is a lot better since the layoffs. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
791 The micromanaging has gone a bit too far, no? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
792 Yeah, I sprung for the pencil-holder. It adds a soupçon of earthiness. Who cares if it increases the overhead? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
793 We seem to be balancing our work lives quite well. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
794 I just can't get work off my mind. 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
795 The pencils are suppose to introduce a hint of retro. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
796 When is our next coffee break? My head is killing me. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
797 Balancing the overhead is twice as hard these days. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
798 Do you remember sending me that e-mail, off the top of your head? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
799 I think I have a virus." "Nah, it's all in your head. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
800 Eraser tag was more fun. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
801 I love that he hides my bald spot. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
802 $79.99 at Best Buy. Where did you get yours? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
803 I use mine strictly for remembering passwords. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
804 No, there's nothing on your head. Why? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
805 Like my driverless car, it works great until it crashes. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
806 I'm saving for a lap top. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
807 I think corporate misunderstood our feedback about more work/life balance. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
808 It blocks harmful UV rays and finds me tax loopholes. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
809 Why don't you have a pencil cup? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
810 Great minds think alike! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
811 Hey Bob, is it me, or are there consultants everywhere now? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
812 This office overhead is giving me a headache. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
813 I too find it stressful to be a department head. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
814 When I woke up this morning, you were on my mind. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
815 Let's stay connected 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
816 The micro-managing is bad enough, but he keeps kicking his desk. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
817 The overhead is killing me! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
818 Don't mind them. They're from the head office. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
819 It may be cutting edge, but I prefer my smartphone. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
820 I'm thinking about getting a new digital personal assistant. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
821 I have a problem with my executive function! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
822 Seriously? Those shoes with that monitor? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
823 The pencil holder is what I find really annoying. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
824 He's not heavy; he's my brother. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
825 Can you repeat that? My head's in the cloud. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
826 But I still wear my emotions on my sleeve. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
827 It seems a private server is nothing but a headache! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
828 I hear the next round of downsizing will be even more drastic. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
829 I've got a lot on my mind right now, have your guy call my guy. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
830 You should see the party in the back. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
831 Our personal assistants are on top of it! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
832 I never let my job go to my head. How 'bout you? 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
833 I told you they would go over our head with this. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
834 Can't get these new office-wide memos off your mind either? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
835 We have more in common than you’d think. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
836 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
837 I just sense you're someone who can relate to what's been on my mind lately. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
838 Let's try to get the office off our minds. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
839 You're out of your mind. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
840 I keep asking him to do my taxes, but he spends all day surfing for porn. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
841 Who needs a cubicle? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
842 Who's on your mind? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
843 I warned you about these auditors. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
844 We have nothing in common....my little guy runs a top hedge fund and your's sells time shares in Vegas 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
845 Like it or not, these micromanagers ARE the bosses of us. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
846 I should have listened to the man upstairs. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
847 I don't know, sometimes I miss the string and two cans. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
848 I'll have my people call your people. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
849 If we lose power, mine has a backup pencil. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
850 I'm hoping to be promoted to the head office. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
851 I think I'll have my guy email your guy. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
852 I agree, it's not so bad once you get used to it. Although, it does get irritating when he makes me get coffee for him. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
853 I see you got the memo. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
854 "You're not the only one who can come up with answers off the top of your head". 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
855 Don't know about you, but this new workload is giving me a migraine. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
856 You look silly with that desk on your head. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
857 are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
858 I see you went with the executive haircut, too. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
859 I don't know about you, but if I knew it wasn't a metaphor, I would have gone with monkey on my back rather than accountant on the brain. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
860 I know what you're thinking....and yes, you may borrow one of my pencils. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
861 What's the Wi-Fi password again? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
862 It's all about balance. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
863 Working from home isn't what it used to be. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
864 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
865 Are you thinking the same thing I am? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
866 All I did was hiccup while logging on. How about you? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
867 If you don't upgrade it's the end of the relationship. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
868 When I applied for a 'desk job,' this wasn't quite what I had in mind. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
869 Do you think we micromanage them? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
870 He's just a temp, until I can find someone more permanent. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
871 His name is Glenlivet. What's yours? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
872 The worst part for me is that when I comb my hair I have to unplug everything. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
873 I'm sick of the little guys going over our heads to get things done. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
874 Still think an MBA was the right choice? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
875 We both have a head for business. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
876 Are you processing what I'm processing? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
877 I notice you have work on your mind also. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
878 If the FBI wants our emails they're going to have to go over our heads to get them! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
879 My workload is every bit as staggering as yours, Carl! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
880 Mind your own business! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
881 Heavy is the head that wears the desk. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
882 Wasn't it so much better when the voices were inside our heads? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
883 I can never get work off my mind either. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
884 I think we're on the same page. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
885 Can you check to see if mine is playing solitaire again? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
886 Troublingly, mine was eating beans for lunch. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
887 I say we just power down and grab a couple of beers? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
888 I see you got the OfficeCrew Cut too. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
889 Ironically, we didn't read the small print when the Lilliputians suggested we downsize. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
890 I guess we'll be in the next edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
891 It's clear we share a similar head for business. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
892 Nothing comes to mind. Not off the top of my head at least. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
893 Go ahead! Byte me! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
894 Our overhead is killing us. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
895 Don't mention it. They had a 'buy one, get one' special on desk tops. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
896 Yeah, well what you gain in productivity with these guys, you lose in privacy. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
897 Is your work always on your mind, too? 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
898 These hats looked better online. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
899 Do you think he's on top of it? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
900 The only thing I don't like is how they run the power cords. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
901 Wireless? I'm thinking about outsourcing. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
902 Uneasy lies the head that wears a computer. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
903 I have no clue. It's all above my head. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
904 We may wish to reconsider using our private servers. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
905 Why do we always take our work home with us? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
906 A week after Aruba and it's like we never went on vacation. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
907 I hear they are coming out with a laptop version next year. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
908 It's great! He does taxes, pays your bills, balances your checkbook, just don't feed him after midnight. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
909 Don't upgrade. You'll just have to learn how he works all over again. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
910 Just looking myself up on the internet 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
911 If you can't beat em, conjoin em. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
912 Who cuts your hair? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
913 I actually miss Google Glass. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
914 Ever feel like you can't get work off your mind long enough to relax? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
915 You still have a landline too? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
916 I think micromanagement is stifling my creativity. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
917 Call me if you manage to get out from under it. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
918 We should network. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
919 Is the short commute worth the trade-off? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
920 I kept asking, what the hell is hat-desking? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
921 We're at the forehead of the open-office trend. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
922 You too, huh? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
923 Do I have to go over your head on this? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
924 At least we're not chained to our desks. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
925 I can't get the office off my mind. How about you? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
926 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
927 I don't even think they know we're here sometimes. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
928 I think my brain works differently than other people's. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
929 Do you ever get the feeling we're being watched? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
930 Not what I imagined as a mobile office. You? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
931 I hear on the 2.0 version, each of them will get a head-desk too. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
932 Mind your own business 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
933 I'm all for smaller government and surveillance, but this is not what I had in mind. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
934 I see we're both bringing our work home. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
935 After taking with you I am starting to understand how the whole Cloud thing works. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
936 Wait a minute. Yours gets bathroom breaks? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
937 Great minds think alike. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
938 I see you're doing the hairbnb thing. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
939 What do you mean, we're not compatible? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
940 It would seem that we are of like minds. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
941 These new budget caps are just impossible. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
942 What makes you think we might have a virus? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
943 Let me give you a little 'heads up.' 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
944 Sometimes I get this terrible fear that technology is taking over civilization, but my wife says it's all in my head. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
945 I'm guessing we go to the same barber. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
946 Race you to the Patent Office. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
947 You've got work on your mind too? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
948 This is what you get for working at head office. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
949 Our overhead costs are small, almost all of it management. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
950 Off the top of my head, I would say you're mistaken. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
951 Two heads are better than one! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
952 Don't let him rent space in your head. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
953 I'm now replying to your instant message. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
954 I hate being a desk jockey. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
955 Have your people get back to my people. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
956 We should talk sometime. Why don't you have your guy set it up with my guy? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
957 This isn't the piece of mind I expected working for Samsung! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
958 I always have work on my mind. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
959 Dad always said we inherited his head for business. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
960 I don't know about your guy, but mine's giving me a headache. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
961 No, you're the Nerd. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
962 It's a new productivity tool, called HairBNB. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
963 Great minds think alike. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
964 Our virtual humans seems to be having trouble coming up with a caption off the top of their heads. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
965 Have your people call my people. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
966 I look it as an improvement over the angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other ... 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
967 My hard drive thinks your hard drive is cute 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
968 Bob is shocked to discover that his life is just as boring in the parallel universe. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
969 Yeah, I can't get this new job off my mind either. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
970 Wait, what do you mean we could have left hours ago? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
971 Where did you get the pencil holder accessory? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
972 I just can't get work off my mind. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
973 I have a keyboard-pounding headache. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
974 I may be closer to the copier but you're closer to the coffee! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
975 Tell me again why Google Glass failed but these guys are cool? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
976 I've been thinking too much off the top of my head. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
977 Doesn't this seem like an inefficient use of overhead? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
978 Heading to the office? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
979 Can't get work off of your mind either? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
980 I asked how many people he stepped on getting to the top, and he said just me. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
981 Before the internet, you could just give an answer off the top of your head. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
982 No, I was thinking exactly the opposite. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
983 Is this cubism or existentialism? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
984 My superego person will be getting in touch with your superego person. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
985 Where's yours plugged in? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
986 OK, so who was secretary of agriculture in1927? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
987 Can you feel the trickle down effect yet? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
988 One moment, my agent is typing. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
989 Any tips on work-life balance? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
990 Radio Shacks attempt at artificial intelligence..."Ask Herb" 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
991 Face it - we've both had too much work on our minds lately. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
992 No, it's YOU who needs to force quit! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
993 My love life hasn't been that great but , boy, my productivity has been off the charts. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
994 You hear that clicking in your head too?! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
995 The only part I don't like is the bureaucratic nightmares. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
996 What happens when the Doublemint Twins stop chewing gum and get a job. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
997 Don't you just hate it when your subordinate goes over your head? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
998 I'm of two minds on this subject. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
999 Oh, oh, I think I'm going to sneeze. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1000 You find that you're taking your work home with you, too? 1.1702 0.08228 47 43 0 4
1001 Work was on my mind before it was cool. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1002 Overhead's a real problem here. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1003 It's desk work all the way down. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1004 Ever have that dream where you're driving home and without thinking you open the sunroof? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1005 Do you think he would have drawn apples if his name was 'Mac'? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1006 It's like we're in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1007 I think miniaturization has gone too far. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1008 Flat tops would have been better than desk tops. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1009 It's clearer now but I miss the Angel and the Devil. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1010 I knew he would find a way to hold his new job over our heads. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1011 I pine for the old days when all I had were voices IN my head. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1012 On three, lets reboot 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1013 You also installed an auto-correct? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1014 I liked him better when he had a candy dish on his desk. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1015 Have your people call my people. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1016 I'll fire yours if you fire mine. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1017 Are you streaming what I'm streaming? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1018 What do our wives mean "leave work at the office"? We're Stepford husbands. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1019 My new Thinking Cap just requested more sick leave. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1020 You said you'd wear yours on Wednesdays and I'd have Tuesdays. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1021 Big brains, small overhead--how can we not succeed? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1022 You want to google together some time? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1023 There's only one guy at work above me, too. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1024 I'm making a mental note. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1025 OK, so my people called your people. Now what? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1026 I didn't even know they made a left-handed mouse. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1027 I'm out of memory, how about you? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1028 And R&D calls this a virtual office. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1029 It could be worse. Before he found a job he used to live in my basement. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1030 Sometimes I hear voices! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1031 I find the overhead is making it hard to balance. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1032 Where are the pencils? Top desk drawer on the left. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1033 Do you ever feel micromanaged? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1034 I think we need to do something about our office overhead. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1035 Is this what they mean by "desktop"? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1036 They couldn't get work off their minds. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1037 I see you're using the latest version of Office too. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1038 When they said the new i-hat connects to the internet, I had something else in mind. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1039 Was this what you expected when we were told to meet at the head office? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1040 My work is weighing heavily on my mind. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1041 I see that you also see the value of working in the cloud. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1042 Work has just been more and more on my mind lately 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1043 Did you get the optional ear flaps? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1044 These internal audits are getting a little...well...uncomfortable. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1045 Maybe we shouldn't approach everything with our accountant hats on. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1046 I've got more on my pate than you do. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1047 The sad moment David and Nathan realized they both had Bob's job on their mind and it was no joke. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1048 The little computer in the glasses thing I kind of liked. This just plain sucks. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1049 Shush! Little Brother is listening! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1050 I'm considering a cubicle. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1051 Matching 'do's', cool...heh, heh. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1052 Is it just me or are the new micromanagers over the top? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1053 Is this proof of an alternate universe? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1054 I hear the new manager has a strange way of getting into your head! 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1055 Business at the front killed the party at the back 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1056 He just put in a request for a cubical wall, it's been nice knowing you. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1057 I am thinking of contracting with someone off-site. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1058 It´s much better than the angel and devil I used to have. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1059 My wife says I have work on the brain. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1060 Yeah, this latest update seems a bit intrusive 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1061 You couldn't pay me to work a desk job. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1062 These open plan desks are a real headache. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1063 I just asked my guy to talk to your guy about the details... 1.1702 0.08228 47 43 0 4
1064 I like working at head office, don't you? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1065 I see you're into micromanaging, too. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1066 The wife's been complaining I bring work home with me. How about yours? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1067 Can't get work off of your mind either? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1068 I see Head Office is working you overtime, too. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1069 I wish Bob would stop farting. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1070 Artificial intelligence will never be fashionable. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1071 I'll have my guy email your guy and we'll do lunch sometime. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1072 I don't know about you, but I'm tired of bringing my work home with me! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1073 I see you also have an executive function disorder. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1074 We need to cut down on the overhead. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1075 I'll answer, but first: what's your mother's maiden name? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1076 You know there once was a time when the New Yorker cartoons were actually funny. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1077 Besides my guy's having twenty-two more little black dots, let's see you find five more differences in our mental pictures ... and there better not be a gun in your guy's right hand! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1078 Besides my guy’s desk having a bunch of little black dots, can you find five other differences in our mental images? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1079 Great idea! Have your guy call my guy. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1080 So...I see we share the same head accountant. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1081 Someone needs to say it: outsourcing works. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1082 Did they tell you the same tale of how easy it is to get ahead in this firm? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1083 I'll have the voices in my head call the voices in your head. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1084 I opted for the pencil upgrade. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1085 There's got to be an easier way to get ahead at the office. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1086 Have your people email my people. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1087 You thinking what I'm thing? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1088 You mean you're from head office too? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1089 You should see where we put the break room. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1090 What was your takeaway from mindfulness training? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1091 I don't wanna play anymore head games. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1092 He makes the big decisions but the guys at the bottom do all the leg-work. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1093 Work on the brain? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1094 I need more outlets. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1095 They both said they wanted to get "a head" in this company, but I never dreamed they would be ours. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1096 It's nice to get away from the office and have some FaceTime. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1097 It's not easy finding a work/life balance. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1098 It got so much better with wifi. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1099 If you're thinking what I'm thinking, then I'm thinking we're both in need of a vacation. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1100 Still got work on the brain? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1101 OK, this time Apple has gone too far. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1102 I guess sometimes even the little guys can work their way to the top. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1103 Look at the bright side — we both have a good head for business. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1104 We need to have a meeting of the minds. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1105 Is this what our wives meant by twin sets? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1106 So much better than standing at my desk. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1107 Work is on my mind, too. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1108 The barefoot scalp massages don't make up for all of the porn he watches. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1109 This Mobile office isn't as seamless as I had hoped 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1110 They keep assuring us that they're not on private servers. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1111 How do you deal with desk hair? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1112 I used to have an angel on my shoulder, but the SEC got him. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1113 Hold on, I'm thinking. 1.1633 0.07904 49 45 0 4
1114 Of course I believe in free will! Whadya think, there's some guy up there controlling me with a computer or something? think, there's some guy up there controlling me with a dumpster 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1115 I'm busy right now. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1116 It's nice to have well-managed hair, but sometimes I think I'd just as soon go back to dandruff. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1117 Mine's a white collar hacker. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1118 This IBM hat is only slightly less functional than my Apple watch and Google glass. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1119 Copy me on that. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1120 Ever felt like you never left the office? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1121 I'm sending you an email. Wink when you get it. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1122 Don't you hate taking work home? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1123 Can I borrow a pencil? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1124 He's not so bad, but the back office is a nightmare. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1125 We've got to do something to get work off our minds. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1126 I don't mind my brain working overtime, it's the 1 a.m. coffee breaks that are killing me. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1127 Oddly, when my guy uses a BOLD font, I feel energized and confident and like I can really dance. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1128 We should have asked for more information when they said we'd be the heads of the department. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1129 Remember when your conscience was just an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1130 HR takes overhead way too seriously. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1131 So you've got a gliodesktoma, too? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1132 Oh, knock it off! You're not the only one with a lot on his mind. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1133 But the heart says yes. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1134 I think we gotta get a load off of our minds. You think? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1135 Wait. I'm still loading. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1136 Yeah, I tried breathing and meditation techniques first, too, but nothing beats a personal neural re-wiring assistant! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1137 It beats the aluminum foil, but I still think I prefer the propeller beanie. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1138 I like the way your mind works. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1139 They told me joining the head office would be a promotion, but it's really ruined my work-life balance. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1140 Don't you wish we could get the head office out of our hair? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1141 Hard to believe I miss the days when all he did was look over my shoulder. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1142 Are you having a mind auditing experience too? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1143 We're government employees, Bob, doing nothing is classified top secret. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1144 "Oh my god, I love your 1997 office desk themed hat!" Jim said sincerely. Unable to hide his inner pain any longer, "Me too, I love yours too."responded Mike. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1145 Do you have trouble disconnecting from the grid? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1146 If anyone asks, this relationship is strictly business. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1147 Office heads need to support the staff 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1148 Micro-technology gives me a headache! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1149 This is not how I expected to be given the results of the "are you right-brained or left brained" quiz. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1150 You have work on your mind too? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1151 So, what's on your mind? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1152 Your wife complains you always have the office on your mind? Mine too. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1153 I use a PC; you use a Mac. Let's call the whole thing off. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1154 When I said I needed more headcount... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1155 Maybe you'll change your mind once my guy sends your guy a delightful cat video. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1156 So they outsourced your brain too, huh? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1157 My conscience keeps downloading porn. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1158 Don't you think our head offices stay on top of us too much? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1159 Did your guy have tuna for lunch? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1160 We shouldn't have picked a business fraternity , these desk beanies suck. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1161 But this sure feels better than when they tried mining. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1162 You look familiar 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1163 Won't they ever go wireless? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1164 I don't really care for the mobile office. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1165 Nice hat. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1166 I can't seem to get work off my mind either. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1167 We've become Pair-a-Techs. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1168 Do you have a pencil I could borrow? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1169 We can't let these promotions go to our heads. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1170 Top of my head, I don't see this working. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1171 It's not you, it's me. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1172 Do you think our jobs got to our heads_ 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1173 Dammit! The lady at Etsy said it was a 'one of a kind mens' fascinator!" 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1174 I'm glad to see that I'm not the only head case around here. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1175 We need to tackle small thinkers and overhead as the same problem. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1176 iOS 47 is lighter, faster, and covers my bald spot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1177 Suppose they merge in order to reduce their underhead? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1178 You run a headhunter business as well? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1179 Have your head call my head and let's do lunch. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1180 Can you hold my nerd while I run to the cafeteria? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1181 This is the last time I'm outsourcing to Lilliput! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1182 Never thought I'd miss the days when the micromanagement was completely transparent. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1183 Who would have thought our promotions would go to our heads. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1184 I think we have the best twin day costume. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1185 We should establish a LAN. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1186 Pssst. You've got a little dude and a desk on your head. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1187 I also asked for a little off the top, not a little office on top. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1188 I'm Aries, the RAM, how about you? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1189 I'm trying to disconnect from work at home, but it's hard. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1190 'Head Office' just doesn't have that ring to it anymore! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1191 What's on your mind? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1192 I disagree. I think the little guy sitting at a desk on top of my head is MORE of a workaholic than the little guy sitting at a desk on top of your head. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1193 Let's get our head guys on it ASAP 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1194 I thought it said hedge fund manager. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1195 It's fine, but I am not looking forward to 'Bring your child to work day.' 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1196 After I googled Google vs Brain, I had to go with Google. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1197 He tried to negotiate for a credenza too...that's where I had to put my toe down. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1198 Wait, did I just think that, or post it on Facebook? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1199 I didn't know this is what management meant by downsizing. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1200 The boss says we have to reduce our overhead. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1201 Laptops are easier to use. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1202 I know, Casual Friday can't come soon enough! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1203 I thought they were supposed to be standing on our shoulders. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1204 When you work hard, you move on ahead . 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1205 Dont't forget, I'm Mergers and you're Acquisitions. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1206 When Sid told me I could work from home I didn't think it would be such a balancing act. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1207 I'm hoping to grow my small business into a mid-cap. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1208 They say wear the hat for the job you want. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1209 Right off the top of my head, I don't think it's a wise idea to take work home with us. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1210 Very heady. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1211 Your barber does desktops, too? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1212 I find that double-sided tape helps on windy days 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1213 I told you mentoring corporate accountants was going to be a real balancing act. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1214 I liked it better when we just carried smart phones... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1215 I can't seem to get work off my mind, can you? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1216 I've got the head office. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1217 I can't get business out of my head. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1218 I find that double-sided tape helps on windy days 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1219 Does yours just look at porn all day, too? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1220 Initially, outsourcing ideas was great, but it's become a headache. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1221 I'm good with business, but I never had a head for computers 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1222 Is yours transcribing your thoughts, too? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1223 Yeah, I can't get work off my mind either. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1224 I've had the same IT guy on my mind , too. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1225 The voices in my head are emails now, too! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1226 Have you tried Head Office and Shoulders? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1227 I guess we both have a lot on our minds. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1228 Does yours tap his foot? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1229 Department Heads meet face to face. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1230 Have you been able to get your head around it? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1231 They're saying we are incompatible. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1232 ?"My guy keeps up on the election polls for me so I can live my damn life" 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1233 I see that we're both working to get ahead. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1234 Does using your desktop give you headaches? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1235 I see you can't get work off your mind either! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1236 I think we took that "How to Get Ahead in Business" book too literally. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1237 It feels funny when he tries to spread his toes apart 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1238 How many martinis does it take for yours to go away? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1239 The workaholic in me, honors the workaholic in you............ 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1240 The pressure to reduce overhead is giving me a headache. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1241 Don't you have a mind of your own? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1242 If twins think alike, how come my brain is checking out QVC online while your is watching 'Debbie does Dallas?' 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1243 When Jack took my goose, I had to resort to office space rentals. What's your story? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1244 Remember when we used to actually speak to each other? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1245 He asked for a promotion, but I told him he's already at the top. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1246 My headspace leases for $2200 per sq. inch! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1247 I told you we shouldn't have let the new jobs go to our heads. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1248 $25 at Costco, what did yours cost? 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1249 So which head office do you work for? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1250 If the doctor separates us, who gets custody of the little ones? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1251 I have to stop taking my work home with me. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1252 Why don't we just FaceTime? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1253 I see your super ego shops at Ikea as well. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1254 Being micromanaged is growing on me. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1255 Just off the top of my head I'd say we're a lot alike. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1256 Copy that. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1257 I was about to share my thoughts but I've lost connection. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1258 I hear a banjo. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1259 Five o'clock can't come soon enough. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1260 The headaches really got better once I got a rug under the office chair. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1261 I'm thinking of getting an intern. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1262 My memory was perfect until he discovered the delete key. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1263 The bubble thoughts are not as heavy. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1264 This is hairassment. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1265 My next hire is a chiropractor. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1266 Does your personal assistant take bathroom breaks too? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1267 Still think getting matching desk sets was a good idea? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1268 Who knew this is what they meant when they said there could be ‘minor staff reductions?’ 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1269 This company's brainstorming techniques have gotten a little out of hand. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
1270 Yeah, I know what you mean, but he sure comes in handy during tax season. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
1271 They laugh alike,they walk alike,at times they even talk alike. You could lose your mind... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1272 I'm glad we picked heads. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1273 I'll have my people call your people... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1274 Mine is always playing online poker. How about yours? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1275 My executive functions are all a mess. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1276 Mine's starting to itch. Should I see a barber or call tech support? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1277 Don't let anyone tell you you've got nothing going on upstairs. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1278 Are you left-handed? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1279 Trust me dude. These hats will totally get us laid. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1280 Telecommuting was never like this. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1281 I can't seem to get this email thing off my mind either. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1282 What hath Bill Gates wrought? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1283 Look George - there's being held accountable and then there's this. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1284 I'm OK with being micro-managed. They wear neckties. We don't. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1285 What a coincidence, I work in my company's head office too. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1286 Dude, where's your pencil holder? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1287 The virtual workplace loses something when management buys the headsets. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1288 My accountant's on top of it too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1289 My guy's starting to get suspicious that he's a hat too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1290 I can't get my mind off my work. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1291 I would say off the top of my head that I can agree with your position on that. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1292 Reminds me of a song, "You are always on my mind" 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1293 Can you find the ten differences? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1294 My doctor said it should go away on its own around 5pm. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1295 Well, one of us has to change. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1296 I don't think that work-life balance seminar helped much. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1297 Hey man, what's on your mind? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1298 Let's join forces and split the overhead. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1299 Can't get work off your mind either? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1300 My therapist says it's not healthy to walk around with the office on my mind. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1301 I hear these guys would do anything to get ahead! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1302 Some vacation we're having. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1303 I see that your head lice have also hired a lawyer. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1304 Mine's using brain power. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1305 What's on your mind? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1306 "Heading to work" got a new meaning, I'm afraid. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1307 Have your guy give my guy a call. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1308 I said we need to take care of a little business, not a little buisnessman. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1309 This telekinetic commuting is a real headache. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1310 No, I don't notice anything unusual about you. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1311 Me? I heard YOU were the new department head! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1312 See you have a virtual headache also. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1313 How was your weekend? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1314 I didn't realize that working from home came with the whole set-up. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1315 What happens if they get treadmills? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1316 This shrinking cubicles trend it getting ridiculous. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1317 I think we both have a lot on our minds. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1318 We need to change our shampoo. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1319 Is your inner child a middle-aged bureaucrat like mine? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1320 They say great minds think alike. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1321 Something's on your mind, Frank. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1322 My mother gave me up for adoption at birth. You? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1323 I want you to keep this under your hat. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1324 It's time we stop bringing our work home. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1325 In retrospect memorizing multiplication tables would have been useful. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1326 Did your wife divorce you because you always have work on your mind too? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1327 Did your brain just invite my brain to join LinkedIn? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1328 Yeah, I'm trying one of those standing desks too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1329 Golf? I'll have my person get a hold of your person. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1330 I like your hat! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1331 Maybe a nice vacation would help get work off of our minds. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1332 I see you are having trouble leaving work at the office as well. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1333 Have your guy call my guy and let's do lunch. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1334 I think we've been sucked into another inexplicable NEW YORKER cartoon. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1335 "So this is what we get for having a head for figures? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1336 You're right Bob. This new app really helps you get a head. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1337 My friends say I'm left-brained, but I just don't see it. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1338 He's way more useful than Siri, but how are we going to keep this under our hats? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1339 I imagine one of us will end up like dad 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1340 I hate desk jobs. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1341 I see the FBI is auditing your esp mail, too. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1342 My dopelganger is more tech-savvy than yours! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1343 I can't get work off my mind. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1344 Got work on your mind? Me too 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1345 Remember when we could balance work and life? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1346 This guy really needs to delete his internet history. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1347 The digital era's version of, 'off the top of my head' 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1348 Yeah it's been on my mind a lot too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1349 Staying on top of things is very important around here. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1350 How long have you headed up the department? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1351 Not exactly the Matrix, but close enough. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1352 Is there something on your mind? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1353 Great minds think alike. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1354 These new Google hats just aren't as fashionable as the Google glasses. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1355 We might be related 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1356 What's on your mind? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1357 Any idea why people are doing a double-tech when they see us? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1358 The rent's not bad, but the overhead is killing us. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1359 Man Accidentally Clones Self While Randomly Pushing Copier Buttons During One Bad Paper Jam 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1360 Nothing like a desktop hat to keep your head out of the Cloud. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1361 I thought of it first! No- I did 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1362 Do you have a feeling that some employees are going over our heads? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1363 You need to get your mind off of work. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1364 I've been making him work longer hours ever since my Great Recession. 1.1333 0.07521 45 42 0 3
1365 This work-life balance isn't easy. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1366 The work weighs heavy, doesn't it? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1367 I'm not so sure about this open-office plan. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1368 The good thing is, we don't have to speak to each other anymore. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1369 Work has been weighing heavy on my mind too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1370 I think this job's gone to our heads. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1371 It's just like my old obsession with sex-- I now think about work 24 hours a day without ever getting any done. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1372 I miss the old Blackberry, too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1373 What's on your mind... as if I didn't know. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1374 What's on you mind? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1375 What does your inner accountant tell you? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1376 He's a CEO so he uses his golden parachute. How does yours get down? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1377 You've got work on your mind too? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1378 The new work/life balance program? It's OK, except his chair squeaks. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1379 It's nice, but I want earflaps. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1380 I took away his smoke breaks when he dumped on my head. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1381 Where are your outlets? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1382 Great minds google alike. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1383 Are you sure this is how downsizing is supposed to work? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1384 Great minds think alike, Harold. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1385 Sure we're saving a lot on office space, but it still feels like we've got too much overhead. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1386 Don't you hate it when he presses the 'shift' key? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1387 They've been sent here by Head Office. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1388 You think maybe we need a hobby? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1389 You think this is bad? Wait till your wife disables your pop-ups. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1390 A parallel world they do exist 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1391 What's on your mind? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1392 I hate having to use a public server. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1393 I'll have my person call your person. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1394 Your Wi-Fi is down. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1395 Call me old fashioned -- I'm keeping my pencil cup. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1396 I can't get work off my mind, how 'bout you? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1397 I see your hard drive imbedded as well? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1398 I don't know. what do YOU think the sampling error is? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1399 Have your man text my man and we'll do lunch. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1400 IRS audits give me a headache too 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1401 What do you mean you're not taking my face-to-face meeting? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1402 Same Halloween costume store? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1403 great minds think alike 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1404 Same, having trouble getting work off my mind. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1405 I don't like this latest trend in mini-computers. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1406 I always envisioned Big Brother being less bureaucratic. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1407 The wifi is down again. How an I supposed to know what you are thinking ! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1408 So it's like this all the way down to sales? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1409 Work is always on my mind. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1410 How do YOU manage to stop thinking about work and relax? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1411 I just can't get you off my mind 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1412 I see you also belong to the Stupid Hat of the Month Club. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1413 He worked his way up from my male room. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1414 Are you e-mailing what I'm e-mailing? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1415 Call the exterminator and say we still have them. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1416 Telepathic twins warming up before another day at the office. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1417 I am lovin’ my new government hat. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1418 We've got to get this audit off of our minds. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1419 Like I said earlier, I just can't seem to take my mind off work. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1420 Work is your happy place, too? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1421 Gotta keep your head in the game 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1422 This micromanagement has really gotten out of hand. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1423 I see you're also getting a head start on your taxes. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
1424 I'm not sure I care for this new 'work at dome' initiative. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1425 I didn't sign up for this kind of outside-the-box thinking. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1426 I'm ignoring my little head 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
1427 This technology boom is getting out of hand... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1428 you must be an executive too? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
1429 No pencil box? You are a wild man. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1430 I just hate being micromanaged. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
1431 Not sure how I feel about the new mobile offices. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
1432 Yeah, work's been on my mind a lot lately too. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
1433 I don't know about you, but I'm rethinking my decision to choose the work-from-home option. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
1434 To be fair, he did say he would monitor the situation. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1435 I'll have my brain wire the instructions to your brain. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1436 I don't mind having work on the brain all the time as much as the incessant tapping. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
1437 Taking my job home weighs on me. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
1438 I tried dandruff shampoo, but it didn't work. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
1439 Me too, every once an while I hear this clicking noise. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
1440 I see we have the same barber. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1441 Sorry if I seem a little distant. My head is still back at the office. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1442 No, you can't borrow a pencil. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1443 It's the best desktop I can come up with right off the top of my head. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1444 Did you get my email? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1445 Hey, you, get off of my cloud. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1446 And I was sure no-one else would have the same costume this year. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1447 This hack and hide thing was a bad idea. Let's make a run for the Ecuadorean embassy and grab some ceviche. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1448 Personally, I'd rather have the devil on my shoulder off the meds than the accountant on my head with the meds. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1449 The difference is in the details! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1450 I see you also have work on your mind. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1451 Yeah, I'm also taking my work home with me all the time. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1452 I'm exhausted. He NEVER takes a lunch break! 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1453 It just came to me off the top of my head. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1454 You're talking in a funny font. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1455 No, it's not all in your head. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1456 Should we tip our hats? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1457 I prefer hot-desking 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1458 Whenever I take my work home with me I get a migraine. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1459 Yeah, I'm a desktop guy too. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1460 I think we both have work on our minds. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1461 We're taking our work home with us again! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1462 So this is how the mind works. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1463 They're working on the next big thing. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1464 Got work? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1465 You have to admit — it's a little clunkier than the Google Watch. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1466 I call him Charles Darwin. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1467 Why does everyone presume we are twins? We're nothing alike! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1468 Love your mullet. Business up front, party in the back! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1469 I miss bedhead. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1470 I,too,have a head for business 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1471 Luckily he takes long lunches. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1472 "I don't know about you, but I can't get work off my mind". 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1473 Workplace mind games. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1474 I don't remember,either - let's Google it. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1475 Sounds great. Have your brain call my brain and set it up. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1476 That phrase, 'giving critical support to higher-ups', in the job description was a bit misleading. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1477 I can't keep work off my mind either. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1478 What happened to your pencil cup? 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1479 Wait! Wait! Let me guess! You rubbed a magic lamp? A genie appeared and granted your wish? But he thought you wished for a 10 inch desk - am I right? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1480 It was bad enough bringing him to the cafeteria, but now he wants to go outside. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1481 You've got work on the brain too? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1482 Its vintage John Malcovich. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1483 I can't get my work off my mind. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1484 Well, off the top of my head, so to speak.... 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1485 Funny. I was just thinking that. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1486 I have no problem with renting to the Lilliputians, but shouldn't we have checked the exchange rate? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1487 Please cc your wife on my greeting. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1488 It's a no-brainer. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1489 I understand. Demands of the office can weigh on the mind. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1490 Clearly, you have a head for business too. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1491 Is it a mirror? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1492 "Just off the top of my head, I suspect we've run out of cubicles". 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1493 Managing the cloud is a full time job. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1494 Are you syncing what I'm syncing? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1495 He says he wants to FaceTime. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1496 Please review my attachment 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1497 I dunno, what's on your mind? OR Things are better since the little voice inside my head connected to the Internet. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1498 I still prefer this to Hairbnb. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1499 Are you getting paid for overtime? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1500 If we put our heads together, we can fire one of the guys. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1501 They said I'll be off desk duty next week. How about you? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1502 It's the new approach to downsizing staff. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1503 Mine's from Phil's One-of-a-Kind Haberdashery. Yours? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1504 Only a right-brained person could create a caption for this cartoon. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1505 Split shifts really work, don't they? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1506 I think our need to communicate has gone too far. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
1507 I hate these internal auditors. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
1508 Cloud computing is just a little too far away for me 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
1509 So, that's how I became head of the company. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1510 We've got a good system going, one kick is a technical glitch, and two kicks is to visit the little boy's room. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1511 Advil won't help 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1512 Black nine to red ten. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1513 How is your google office hat working out? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1514 Mom still likes me best. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1515 Anyone can listen to the voices from inside... 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1516 I just send him an email when my scalp gets itchy. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1517 We're the heads of the company, that's why I put the desks here. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1518 This is my first Hairbnb guest. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1519 I bought the basic package to delegate routine daily decisions, and bought the override option for major commitments. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1520 Do you really think two heads are better than one? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1521 Let me guess. You want me to lend you a pencil. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1522 I'm done with self-help books after this one. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1523 I had a scary dream that I was always thinking of work--you too? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1524 He stole our idea for Facebook so let's keep this one top secret. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1525 My department head is contacting yours as we speak. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1526 "Is that all you think about is work?". "Looks whose talking". 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1527 It's not as bad as the conference room. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1528 Only successful leaders use pencil holders. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1529 Off the top of my head, or can I get back to you? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1530 If you change your vote, DON'T bring it up at Thanksgiving! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1531 You and I see eye to eye, but our analytic sides are just not connecting. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1532 His secretary? You don't want to know. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1533 Yeah, I'd take a 'helicopter mom' over these 'hovering dads' any day!! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1534 I can't believe you wore the same fascinator as me. You BITCH. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1535 Don't say that. You've got every bit the head for business that I've got. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1536 The whole "head office" concept is not as impressive as it sounds. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1537 Stop repeat voting your New Yorker Caption Contest entry on work time!! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1538 I just loved it when we communicated orally. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1539 You need to have a level head on your shoulders these days to achieve a good work-life balance. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1540 Have your people talk with my people. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1541 I also feel that I take my work home with me. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1542 Out of Office just doesn't work. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1543 It wouldn't be so bad if the tiny invoices weren't so hard to read. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1544 Mike and Dave are the heads of our finance department. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1545 Sorry, I don't have control of my schedule. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1546 Why are you badmouthing me on Facebook? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1547 It's hard to leave your work at the office when your office is in cyber space 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1548 It's our tragedy to be managed by the little men on top. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1549 Are you happy with the way our overhead is being managed? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1550 Probably separated at birth. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1551 I don't think a standing desk will make a difference. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1552 recently it seems like the collective unconscious has become automated 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1553 DON'T HIT DELETE. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1554 This wasn't quite my image of us getting new desk tops. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1555 Have you been using my shampoo? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1556 My alter ego is smarter than your alter ego . . . 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1557 Mind your own business. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1558 I'd have mine exorcised, but he's getting too much done.... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1559 I told you this would happen when you work at home. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1560 It's called a corporate double header 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1561 I could've sworn I just had a thought of my own. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1562 My doppelgänger can outwork your doppelgänger! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1563 I've got work on my mind. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1564 I can't seem to get away from work these days. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1565 I'm also the owner of a small business man. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1566 This isn't what I thought they meant by Head Office employees. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1567 I'm thinking of transitioning to wireless 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1568 So, I'll get my people to talk to your people.. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1569 Be glad you're not a cruise ship captain. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1570 Control. Delete. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1571 Great mimes think alike. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1572 They call it crown-sizing. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1573 These new desks are real head-scratchers! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1574 I have no idea what this means. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1575 I see you also work under a micromanager. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1576 No, my desk is not messy. You have OCD. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1577 I think we relate because each of us has a head for business. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1578 I felt the cheese wedge wasn't sending the right message to perspective employers, you? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1579 Don't mind me. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1580 I'm not sure how I feel about the new managerial oversight program. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1581 No; you're the puppet. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1582 1011100101110110010000100111100100001111010001111. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1583 All I know is if I try to wear a hat, I get sued. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1584 I've combed my records, but didn't find anything. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1585 How did we go from Casual Fridays to Ironic Saturdays? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1586 I don't care what Mom told you, we are not identical twins. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1587 His new operating system gives me a headache. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1588 Did you get my e-mail? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1589 Great! Have your social media guy give my social media guy a call sometime. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1590 What's on your mind? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1591 Enough with these mind games. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1592 That was just off the top of head. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1593 Feels like I'm getting the boot. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1594 Sorry, his head is in the clouds sometimes 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1595 Are you here for the headhunting conference? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1596 Yeah, this is where I saw myself in five years, too. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1597 I'm having mine removed on Tuesday 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1598 We gotta keep the overhead under control. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1599 Let me know if your guy needs to borrow a pen. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1600 It’s not detachable, but look on the bright side: no more bad hair days. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1601 This whole job-sharing thing gives me a headache. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1602 Thy never acknowledge support staff. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1603 Two hackers from the Kremlin trying to make sense of the Electoral College: "In Russia it is much simpler." 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1604 These first-generation Google Glass prototypes are going to be worth a fortune some day- just you wait. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1605 It's a heady job. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1606 I hear the newest model comes with its own 401K. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1607 It's part of the new "Open Office" concept. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1608 Google Desk has doomed the water cooler break. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1609 I can't believe they hired our brains so they could play solitaire. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1610 You look like you have something on your mind. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1611 P.C. Vey is one messed up dude. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1612 Wanna swap Mr. Right Brain for Mr. Left Brain? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1613 Are you clicking what I'm clicking? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1614 It beats working in a cubicle. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1615 Two great minds with a single dull thought. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1616 Let's keep calm and get them to reboot. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1617 The company's really taking this skills inventory seriously. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1618 Besides my guy's having twenty-two more little black dots, can you find five other differences in our mental images? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1619 Are you left-brained or right-brained? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1620 No, YOU have a head for business. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1621 HEY P.C. VEY . WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING ! ? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1622 "Won't ever complain about earworms again, will we?' 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1623 Seems like our heads are in the same place. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1624 Well, I'm a left brain and you're a right brain, for starters. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1625 left brain - right brain executive functions smack down 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1626 Let's face it, Frank, this workload is heady stuff. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1627 Two heads don't seem to be any better than one at solving our diversity problem. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1628 It'll be so much easier once they finally move to standing desks. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1629 I'm sorry my guy stole your guy's pencil holder. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1630 Not too long ago having your head in the cloud was a bad thing. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1631 We're never going to get through all these emails are we? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1632 There goes that strange tapping noise again. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1633 Off the top of my head I think this is pretty weird 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1634 Do we name them? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1635 They'll never say we don't have much upstairs anymore! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1636 Did you see that cool new New Yorker cartoon caption contest? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1637 Exactly. Getting a smartphone was the dumbest thing I ever did. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1638 I feel we're getting ahead of ourselves here. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1639 I had no idea this is what they meant by "work/life balance." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1640 Great minds think alike. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1641 I think we're on the same page. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1642 Just a sec, I'm still loading. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1643 My guy won't work weekends unless I offer stock options. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1644 I always have work on my mind. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1645 Need a pencil? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1646 Glad to meet a fellow appreciator of skeumorphic design. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1647 Headtops are the wave of the future. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1648 Now mine wants a standing desk. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1649 Yikes, I did not anticipate actual human interaction. Let me Google how to do this. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1650 I wouldn't mind so much if he wasn't just spending all day on Facebook! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1651 Just rinse, lather and reboot. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1652 I feel I'm being manipulated..., Me too. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1653 I can't seem to get work off my mind either. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1654 You wouldn't by any chance be adopted? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1655 We need to quit playing these head games. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1656 Forget about Google Glass and the Apple Watch. Executive Hat has it all! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1657 I think I know what's on your mind. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1658 Tetris all day long. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1659 Let me check with my head office and get back to you. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1660 Buzzfeed wants us for their "Can you spot the differences?" quiz. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1661 Well, my guy has pencils, so I win! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1662 To get ahead you need a desk job! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1663 The corporate consciousness in me honors the corporate consciousness in you. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1664 My brain’s been hacked! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1665 So, what's on your mind? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1666 Well, ONE of us is going to have to change! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1667 Tell me, Greg, where do you see yourself in ten years? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1668 Not quite the 'desk set' I had in mind. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1669 I just got the new one with mood control. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1670 Since he started texting, I can't hear myself think. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1671 See if you can guess what I'm leaking. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1672 This way I can limit my conversations to 140 characters. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1673 I told you not to let the work go to your head 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1674 Huh, same barber 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1675 This mobility thing isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1676 It's nice to meet someone else who has a good head for business. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1677 Read my quips. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1678 Do you PC what I PC? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1679 This heavy workload's a pain in the neck. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1680 Really? Something's been weighing on my mind too. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1681 Where do you think they plug in their cords? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1682 We're downsizing. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1683 Let's put our office heads together on this. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1684 So... it has come to this. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1685 Why didn't God think of this? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1686 No, YOU'RE the one who's got it backwards. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1687 I used to be a left brain person 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1688 You convinced me to try the whole standing desk thing. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1689 Great minds think alike. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1690 Your fly is open 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1691 If we lose this contract it's all on your head. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1692 We're in over our heads. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1693 Now I get the air quotes when they asked us if we were ready for "head" office. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1694 This micro managing has got to end soon. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1695 What's on your mind's mind? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1696 I imagine you're also having a hard time wrapping your head around this. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1697 I'm thinking of switching to a fedora. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1698 Can you send me the dial-in for our meeting of the minds? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1699 So how many hats do you wear? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1700 Two heads are better than one head. What's that supposed to mean? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1701 I like that it covers my bald spot. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1702 His work is over my head. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1703 I see you can't get work off your mind either. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1704 Do you think we are letting our work get on top of us? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1705 None of the other planets had ANY hats. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1706 So, we do overhead cost projection the same way. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1707 How the outsourcing going for you? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1708 I feel like I'm suddenly free to be the accountant I've always wanted to be. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1709 I can tell your office overhead is too high too. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1710 So much for thinking outside the box. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1711 What does he do without pencils? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1712 I'm calling it Work-Life Balance. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1713 Get a life. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1714 Do you hear a tapping sound? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1715 There's a reason these hats are on sale. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1716 You think we have it bad? My friend Stanley is Hillary Clinton's server. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1717 Hang on, I'm working remotely. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1718 No, thank God, my guy is NOT a foot jiggler. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1719 We should put our heads together. We will save money on rent. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1720 Remember when smartphones were our only personal assistants? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1721 Looks like we both have a lot on our mind... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1722 He's been video chatting with Dorothy in my pocket. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1723 I'm sure glad I don't have your job! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1724 Your problem is bed head. Pull up the covers and keep dreaming. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1725 Administrators from the Twin Cities, "love you Bro". 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
1726 Look at it this way-- we're helping them get ahead. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1727 I'll have my people talk with your people. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1728 He flattens my hair, but it's worth having a fact-checker at all times. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
1729 They say version 2.0 is going to be slimmer and better looking. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
1730 I forgive you. We both have a lot on our minds. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
1731 It doesn't seem like we're really connecting. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
1732 I think I can account for our headaches. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
1733 I don't know about you, but I can't get this clicking noise out of my head." 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
1734 Surprisingly I don't regret downloading the newest Microsoft Office Suite. Showering on the other hand has been and uncomfortable subject for both of us. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
1735 I don't know. I think they kind of suit us. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
1736 It's sales, Wayne, not brain surgery. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
1737 All they seem to talk about is getting a head. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
1738 I need to upgrade my i Clone App. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
1739 Please don't be insulted, but did you realize you have a tiny man sitting at a desk on top of your head? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
1740 I think we're on the same page. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
1741 The company's taken downsizing too far. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
1742 They told me this job will be above my head. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1743 You feel like your bringing your work home with you 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1744 I think we're both totally over our heads at work right now. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1745 I used to think I was the only one in this office who had a conscience. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1746 At least they're male advisors Gulliver. Those 4 inch stilettos hurt like hell. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1747 Your mind-desk isn't as cluttered as mine. Maybe it's all the kale? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1748 I'll check with my somebody and see if he concurs. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1749 "I've come to join you at head office". 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1750 I long for the Reagan era when everyone thought it was super sexy to have a head for business. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1751 Where did he say he was installing the modem?!? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1752 Lunch? Fine, have your person call my person. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1753 its funny you said that. he has been on my mind since i left the office. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1754 It's too much for senior management: they're in over our heads. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1755 I can't seem to get work off of mind, either. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1756 Next time buy from Party City, not Office Depot. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1757 It looks like we're both working on Executive Function. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1758 If you don't like being micromanaged, maybe this isn't the job for you. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1759 Tax time--what a pain in the neck. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1760 Care to share any thoughts on managing your overhead? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1761 Damn these micromanagers. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1762 Lunch next week? Have your hat call my hat. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1763 I was so hoping that Google Hats wouldn't become a thing. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1764 Forehead break in five? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1765 I thought these virtual reality lenses were to show our secret fantasies. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1766 If Comey finds this one, it'll be our heads! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1767 Microsoft promised to be sleeker on the upgrade 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1768 I would have gone for the whole cubicle, but this is more manageable. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1769 And to think that I was excited when HQ said we were getting the latest in wearables. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1770 My guy keeps looking at porn sites, which is very distracting. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1771 ..,the told me it was one of a kind... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1772 So, the boss asked you if you were 'level headed' too I see. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1773 We stash all our undocumented workers in the subconscious. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1774 I'm still not used to this headware upgrade. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1775 I see you too are over your head with this e-mail thing! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1776 I don't know about you but I'm getting tired of carrying the guys from the head office. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1777 No thanks, I also got a guy for that. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1778 Google watch was more stylish than Google hat. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1779 I like who I am so much more online than live 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1780 Just having a lawyer on retainer wasn't good enough. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1781 Not much happening at headquarters today 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1782 I'm sensing you need to borrow a pencil. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1783 I just can't get work off my mind. How about you? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1784 Work has become such a balancing act for me, how about you? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1785 I don't know why people make such a big deal over identical twins. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1786 I've changed my mind - we go for the 'buy one - get one free' burrito special 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1787 I know a work-a-holic when I see one. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1788 Two can play that game... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1789 My Destroyer takes out your battleship. Your move now. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1790 It's not just inside our heads, right? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1791 That's funny; I've got work on my mind, too. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1792 For security purposes, Barry wants me to tell you to tell Hank not to email him any more. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1793 Work's on my mind... you? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1794 I've put in a ticket. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1795 Looks we both used that Great Clicks salon coupon 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1796 I knew your slogan, 'Don't leave home without it.' , would come back to bite us in the ass. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1797 Enough with the damn emails. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1798 Have you ever had the urge to drop off the grid? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1799 What ever happened to cublicles? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1800 I, too, find our lack of nostrils distressing. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1801 The newest version doesn't require hairclips. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1802 I find their micromanagement highly overrated. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1803 So... this is evolution? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1804 I'd love to know how they managed to get ahead in this business. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1805 How else are they going to get a head? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1806 I just asked for a little off the top too! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1807 I miss my inner-child 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1808 It beats having to be in a cubical all day. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1809 Either you have a head for work or you have work in your head 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1810 I told you we shouldn't have went to that doctor in Mexico for a baldness cure. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1811 Do you ever get the feeling that we are not in control any more? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1812 After the Great Beanstock collapse Jack started his own head office. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1813 I'm ahead of you. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1814 I've had it up to here with the head guy. I'm gonna tell him that I'm no longer bending over for nobody. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1815 We need a new haircut. The desktop is so passé 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1816 Management is really riding us. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1817 They say the government drones could be listening to our every word. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1818 What did YOU think he meant when he said "Hair Plugs?" 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1819 It was buy one, get one free. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1820 I've been looking for someone just like me! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1821 We're gonna give those African American church ladies some competition. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1822 My best thoughts are off the top of my head. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1823 Oh, so you can't get work out of your head either? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1824 My executive function can beat up your executive function. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1825 I needed the extra memory option. How about you? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1826 I am the head of a Giant corporation, what's your excuse? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1827 Yes I often take my work home with me and you? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1828 I have good work/life balance until he gets up to use the bathroom. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1829 I'm so tired of bringing the office home with me. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1830 I see you've got work on the brain, too! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1831 'Copycat!" 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1832 This wearables thing may have gotten out of hand. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1833 He is afraid that I may have to take a haircut. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1834 I can see both of us are elsewhere right now... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1835 Darn. I always thought mine was bigger than yours. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1836 They are a bit heavier but the battery life is excellent 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1837 I can't get anything done since he found Pokemons in my cerebellum. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1838 That was the doctor calling. It's worse than lice--we've got funeral and burial expenses insurance salesmen. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1839 I can't seem to get work out of my head, either. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1840 My business decisions are also weighing heavily on my min 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1841 Sometimes it seems my life is too complicated. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1842 Mine's a Herman Miller’s Airia Hyperdesk 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1843 Do you think we are being to literal about increasing our executive functioning? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1844 Looks like you can't get work off your mind either. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1845 I know what you mean. Being an accountant can really weigh on you. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1846 Don't even think about it. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1847 "I'm a firm believer in mental stimulation and cerebral balance. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1848 Is this what they call Work-Life Balance? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1849 Can we talk, the server is down? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1850 I've focused him on filtering out my classified thoughts. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1851 My little businessman's name is Fred Spanky, and he ruins the lives of elderly widows. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1852 That's the last time I take your advice about keeping something top of mind. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1853 I get the feeling I'm in over my head. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1854 There, do you hear a clicking noise? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1855 my guy is on it right now so, I'll have him send it to your guy just as soon as I get through thinking that through. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1856 It's a good thing we have a head for business 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1857 I told my barber I want my haircut short on the sides with a desk on top. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1858 Why won't you friend me? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1859 So it turns out 'Head of the Company' isn't quite the promotion I expected. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1860 Your head office is ignoring my head office. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1861 Did you hear back from the head office? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1862 He wants a standing desk. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1863 I hate these open plan offices, too. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1864 United we stand - Divided we disconnect. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1865 My little man on a little computer can beat your man on a little computer up. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1866 Desk duty's a real headache. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1867 Ever wonder why we're such good company men? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1868 Do you need a pencil? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1869 Have your people call my people, and we’ll do lunch. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1870 I feel like I'm in over my head. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1871 My brainchild can outwork your brainchild! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1872 I find he's far more productive when I've had coffee. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1873 I can't get work off my mind either. It's time for a vacation. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1874 I'm starting to get a little tired of us being Siamese twins. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1875 The voice on my head told me to do it. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1876 In tech age, you can't ever get away from the office. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1877 These personal fact checkers are great. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1878 The worst part is, he's still using AOL. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1879 I can’t get work off my mind. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1880 I think we're over thinking this. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1881 Man, is this company ever going to go with business casual? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1882 I'm not sure this is an upgrade. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1883 The only way we can be sure of differentiating ourselves from each other is to retweet our hashtags at predetermined alternate scandalized moments, preliminary to any agreed upon pre-hacking. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1884 Doc said it was a two for one, combination electronic haircut and non-invasive brain surgery 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1885 So, we've finally been outsourced, huh? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1886 These next-stage wearables are starting to get cumbersome. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1887 Can I borrow a pen? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1888 I'll have my person contact your person. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1889 These head-top computers are just fine, but I don't like my avatar. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1890 All shoulder angels fired 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1891 My head is a mess. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1892 My new employee? Pain in the neck, really. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1893 Yep, I'll have to check with my hacker first. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1894 I am relevant, I am relevant... 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1895 They say it's from staring at the screen too long, but I'm beginning to think they don't know what it is! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1896 I think we've both got the same thing on our minds. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1897 Let's have a one-on-one about the increase in overhead. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1898 Mine's a Mac person. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1899 Have you heard anything from the head office? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1900 It irks me that everyone always assumes we're identical twins. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1901 I don't understand; my wife complains that all I ever think about is work. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1902 The voices in my head have started e-mailing me instead. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1903 We should finish our meeting soon. I just received an instant message to take an urgent bathroom break. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1904 Yes, I'm an office-bearer, too. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1905 Mine is actually smarter than Siri. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1906 I find it gives 'off the top of my head' answers more credibility. You? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1907 I get the sense that work weighs heavily on your mind. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1908 Do you ever feel like you can't get work off your mind? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1909 I see we use the same barber. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1910 It sure is a head-scratcher. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1911 Once we've finished inputting their programming we become obsolete. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1912 There's just got to be a better way. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1913 What's on your mind? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1914 I always wait for the little man in the desk on top of me to write me a memo when confronted with difficult decisions. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1915 Imagine what would happen them if we sneeze. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1916 Have the little man in the suit and tie sitting at the small desk on top of your head call the little man in the suit and tie sitting at the small desk on top of my head to schedule an appointment. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1917 The Lewinsky brothers always wondered what it would be like to be above the desk. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1918 My shrink says that I need to learn to leave work at work. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1919 I'd be happier with the bod for sin. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1920 Why yes, I probably do think about work more than I should...why do you ask? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1921 The only problem with these is you can't think outside the box. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1922 I was a philosophy major, so what the hell. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1923 When you're on vacation with your family but you see a friend from work. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1924 It's called virtual reality! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1925 We've got a heads-up on cyber security. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1926 The 2017 models will come in your choice of age, gender, race, and ethnicity. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1927 I wish management would get out of our hair. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1928 My work is weighing on me. How about you? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1929 When out of the office Phil and Fred had trouble taking off their work hats. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1930 The new Apple Virtual office is a little cumbersome. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1931 "I can't get the song out of my head either...work work work work". 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1932 Sorry, but I only "Sorry, but I can't take a chance on the Russians hacking my emails. Do you ever phone? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1933 I was just thinking, could I borrow a pencil? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1934 Just because we're twins doesn't mean we have to dress alike. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1935 I see you read the latest book on How to Get A-head! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1936 We're going to need a bigger newspaper. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1937 With a good connection, we'll work. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1938 Now he keeps bugging me about getting a faster brain. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1939 I see you are also an early adopter of the Google Brain. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1940 Bob and Tom quickly learn the future of wearable technology will not be in the form of micro-management hats. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1941 I'm telling you, these are gonna fall off as soon as we start our backswing. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1942 And feng shui to you. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1943 Are you sure this is what it means to dress for the job you want? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1944 Does this upgrade increase thinking speed or just memory? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1945 It's tax season, so I've had a lot on my mind, too. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1946 Don't you just hate it when you have to bring work home 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1947 Maybe we adopted these brain enhancement implants too early. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1948 The micromanaging around here has really gotten out of control. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1949 Darn, meant to delete not copy. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1950 It's nice to meet someone else with an overdeveloped executive function. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1951 I don't know about you, but I'm tired of having business constantly on my mind! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1952 My desk is bigger than yours. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1953 Still don't believe in evolution? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1954 If we keep wearing these labor union protest hats to make grandiose Grecian parallels, forget Atlas, we'll be jobless. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1955 I have mixed feelings about this latest round of downsizing. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1956 Off the top the top of my head . .. I'd say you have a little work on your mind. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1957 I'm not wearing anything under my laptop. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1958 He's Tweedledee. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1959 We both have a lot on our minds. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1960 It's been tough, but I've learned never to question the man upstairs. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1961 He asked for a treadmill desk but it's not covered in the warranty 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1962 The lawyers won't let us brainstorm off the top of our heads. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1963 It's turtles all the way down. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1964 I don't understand why having a head for business isn't a more attractive quality. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1965 I still remember how the keys pounded before they went electronic. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1966 My man wants to speak to your man. Is that okay? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1967 The head office is good for micromanagement and that's about it. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1968 I have the same thing on my mind. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1969 I don't get it, my wife keeps complaining about my bring the office home. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1970 A home office isn't as appealing as it sounded. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1971 Since installing a porn filter, his productivity has gone way up. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1972 How about some more double print, Gene? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1973 All I think about is work. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1974 A zip drive for your thoughts? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1975 I keep thinking it's Wednesday. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1976 Thankfully, my community service is almost over. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1977 Work is crushing me. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1978 I don't know about you, but all the problems at work, have been on my mind, lately. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1979 In the end, our similarities are greater than our differences. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1980 The brain's executive functions are at their peak at our age. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1981 Byte me! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1982 You gave how much to the campaign? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
1983 Heavy is the head that wears the crown of drones. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1984 What's up? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1985 Do you get a tingling sensation down there when he opens a new private window? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1986 Still, there's no accounting for some of my thoughts. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1987 Do you like solitaire? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1988 I didn't expect this when I was told I was being promoted to head office. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1989 We compete at the highest level 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1990 I think our brains are working harder than we are... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1991 Who would have ever guessed that the basis of mental telepathy would be discovered in our lifetime. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1992 I'm also a workaholic who desperately needed help. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1993 Phil, have you erased me...? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1994 I was out of my head yesterday. Any messages? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1995 When he said that we'd do a little brainstorming, I didn't realize that this is what he had in mind! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1996 I think we may have a virus as your thoughts are coming in a tad slow? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1997 My poor brother thinks his job is better than mine. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
1998 They've banned this in France. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
1999 We need someone with a big head and a conference room. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2000 My on-board fact checker indicates that you actually do have gum you could share. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2001 Two heads are better than one 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2002 I had this dream... Left and Right working together... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2003 I'll have to have my guy DM your guy on that. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2004 It's cool that we were able to get twins. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2005 Psst... don't look up, but I think someone is watching us. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2006 I don't mind that work gets in my head, but it sure is messing up my part. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2007 They figured out how to get a head in business. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2008 yes, glad you're appathetic 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2009 Politically correct. Our talking heads come with instant fact checking. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2010 People are going to think we called each other this morning. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2011 My work load is heavier than your work load. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2012 Lately, I can't seem to get work off of my mind. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2013 I'll tell you what your guy is writing, and then you tell me mine. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2014 Like you, I owe my success to all the little people. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2015 Does yours take his shoes off? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2016 I understand the Red Hat Club, but this Office Hat Club is a bit of a stretch 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2017 Do you ever wonder what the phone and computer are plugged into? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2018 Must we also use the same barber? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2019 I see work is weighing on your mind too. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2020 Yeah, my twelve inch pianist is *also* an accountant. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2021 Uu 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2022 The difference between us? I make this look good. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2023 I see you can't disconnect from work either... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2024 It's a doubleheader! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2025 I didn't catch his name on his first day, and now it's too late for me to ask. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2026 I'll have my assistant snail mail your assistant. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2027 Maybe it works for them, but I'm not loving this whole Feng Shui thing. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2028 The Hat Sisters of Wall Street. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2029 I thought you only had a laptop. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2030 I think that genie misunderstood my wish 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2031 Standing on the shoulders of giants? Eh, close enough. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2032 I listed it was quaint with only mild dandruff. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2033 Do you think they'll start cutting overheads? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2034 So I said, "How do you think you spell eggs-x-yu-tiv rez-ooo-may? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2035 Do you ever have the feeling that you're just a character in a video game? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2036 I thought virtual reality would be more exciting. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2037 At my last job, 'Upper Management' had their own offices. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2038 I'll have the voices in my head contact the voices in your head. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2039 My day trader is faster than your day trader. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2040 Come Wednesday we might be needing these. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2041 this censorship is mind numbing! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2042 Whatever you do, don't check his browser history. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2043 It's the ultimate balancing act. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2044 It sure looks like we've got a lot on our minds. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2045 I'll have my department head contact your department head. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2046 No doubt we were separated at birth. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2047 Bad as it gets, just remember how lucky we are to be knowledge workers and not just some manual grunts. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2048 1st World Problems. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2049 What's the voice telling you to do now? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2050 I think we have a lot in common 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2051 Who invented "fantasy office"? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2052 So you're finding it hard to get away from your desk job too? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2053 My boss has been on top of me these days too. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2054 My lack of right brain creativity makes us a good match. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2055 I've been considering just shaving my head. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2056 Are you groupthinking what I'm groupthinking? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2057 Let's not vote. We'd just cancel each others choice. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2058 We really need to cut our overhead. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2059 Wow! What are the chances? We both have the same Halloween costume. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2060 I think the office budget cut is really getting to me. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2061 Is my tie too skinny? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2062 I've been trying to organize my self talk. How about you? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2063 I hope this conversation finds you well 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2064 I see we are attracting more like-minded people. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2065 I could believe you just came up with the same idea last Halloween, but... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2066 My God! It's like you're reading my mind! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2067 I hate these executive-level Halloween costume parties. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2068 They told me it was a small company, top tier medical and... was I open to working off the top of my head. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2069 I like the way you think. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2070 Well, they're better than the college students we had living up there before. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2071 Does yours just watch Netflix all day too? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2072 Are you sure you ate the whole brownie dude? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2073 I didn't really change my mind -- voting for Trump was an executive decision made after I was hacked by the Russians. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2074 No . . . the cloud is different 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2075 I hate these SBA audits. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2076 Right off the top of my head, I can't think of anything. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2077 See what I'm Saying? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2078 Siri was bright but I couldn't stand her voice. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2079 Is this is some good marijuana, or what? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2080 Mom always liked your little man best. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2081 Do you ever feel the government is monitoring our every thought? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2082 No way creative and intuitive is better than organized and systematic. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2083 It’s hard to talk when the wifi goes down. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2084 One of us is going to have to quit. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2085 If they decide to cut staff, we're in trouble. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2086 I expected Google's 'Personal Assistant Hat' would be more streamlined. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2087 He'll send you an email, and we'll set up a time for lunch. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2088 My id keeps telling me that my ego's working overtime. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2089 Can I borrow a pencil? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2090 I used to have a flattop. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2091 I should've gotten the app instead. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2092 I just can't seem to wrap my brain around it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2093 My right hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2094 We should demand raises. We have been carrying this company long enough. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2095 The evolutionary consequence of multi-tasking. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2096 If we wear bowlers it will be too dark to keep working at our desks after we leave. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2097 What makes you think we're self-centered? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2098 A bitcoin for your thoughts. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2099 Computer says No. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2100 Don’t let others slow you down, get involved and you can see the powerfulness of it all. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2101 I prefer the virtual desktop version on Microsoft Office. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2102 How do you get rid of that little email going on and on in your head? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2103 Okay, let's keep our best guys on top of it. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2104 My guy just ordered a bigger desk on Amazon. How about yours? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2105 No, I didn't take your pencil holder. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2106 Do you have that "9 to 5" song stuck in your head, too? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2107 I'm thinking about growing a Mullet. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2108 You know your guy looks ridiculous in that suit, right? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2109 Wait. I thought I was the head office. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2110 A bitcoin for your thoughts. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
2111 Out of 650,000 a couple appear to be pertinent." 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2112 I see you've got work on your mind, too. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2113 The standing desks were innovative, but these have gone too far. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2114 You too sublet your head? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2115 In his efforts to stop the negative voices in his head, Howard resorts to email. "Howard, you are a worthless piece of shit...you aren't worth the air this message is written on." 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2116 So, I've got email on the brain, huh? Look who's talking! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2117 I'll have my guy email your guy. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2118 Talk about micromanaging....sheesh. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
2119 But is this billable? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
2120 Matter Over Mind 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
2121 I hope my bathroom break isn't considered a wikileak. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
2122 This way we don't forget to file our taxes. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
2123 So we give up a few freedoms to remain safe. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
2124 They say the voices in your head speak louder than words. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2125 I call mine Little Deloitte. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2126 They're Googling "folie a deux". 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2127 Did you get my email? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2128 You need to ask yourself... "Have I been hacked?" 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2129 You're right, it can be a real balancing act. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2130 Do you ever get the feeling you shouldn't believe most of what you're thinking? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2131 It's 'The Twin Paradox', not 'The Twin Pair-o-desks' so let's take a ride to the dock store. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2132 Hold on. I'm receiving a message from Putin. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2133 It's amazing, it's as if you can read my email. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2134 we're in over our heads. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2135 I'm sure we'll be successful, we both have a good head for business! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2136 "Crazy Hat Day" could not get any crazier! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2137 I see you take your job with you on vacation too. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2138 This is definitely not what I thought they meant by achieving a 'work-life balance.' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2139 The worst part is I can't wear my favorite hat. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2140 Let's power down and then we can talk with our mouths. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2141 This polling thing has started to invade our privacy. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2142 Your space or mine. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2143 My private server is sending you an immunity app. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2144 Oh I don't take my work home. My work takes me home. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2145 Can we take off our client hats for a minute? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2146 Is THIS what is meant when someone gets ahead in the world? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2147 Mine has more GB than yours. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2148 When does yours usually clock out? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2149 I hate it when my boss is standing over me. Why can't he mind his own business? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2150 I'm Atlas. What's your name, fucker? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2151 OK, now clear your mind and relax... 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2152 GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2153 Correct, you're the personification of youth's unfulfilled promise. My turn. Am I American? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2154 This job is really getting on top of me. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2155 Two parallel processors are better than one. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2156 I wish he'd roll off my head. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2157 Do you know you have a little man sitting at a little desk on top of your head? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2158 Do you think we're giving way too much of ourselves to our jobs? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2159 I had a different vision of what working at the Head Office would mean. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2160 Hold on, I need to update my Adobe software. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2161 I know how you think and I see what you see,... bro. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2162 I've killed before, and I'll kill again! The tiny man on my head SAW. IT. ALL. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2163 I think I was just hacked. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2164 I wish our jobs would move to Mexico! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2165 We'll go together and tell him we need to get this off our minds. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2166 So you thought it was Boring Hat Day too? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2167 great minds think alike 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2168 My doctor said take 2 aspirins and call him in the morning. What about yours? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2169 My human speaks french. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2170 We never talk anymore. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2171 "we've got to stop letting work mess with our heads.: 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2172 Sure it would save money if we outsourced to India, but I just don't know. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2173 I'm a head in the game. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2174 24/7 connectivity sucks! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2175 I don't like these new work hats. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2176 Are you trying out that new online dating site as well? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2177 "Dr Livingstone,I presume?.. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2178 Okay, just look busy for the next 30 years. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2179 I agree...It would be redundant and inefficient to have two head offices. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2180 We have to get work off our minds. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2181 It's the darned ringing in my ears that I'm having trouble getting used to. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2182 Lately, it's like he has no idea what I'm thinking. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2183 I think it's harder to get ahead these days. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2184 I have so much on my mind that I can't get anything done. I guess it's true that the only way a two-man committee works is when one is dead. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2185 My apologies, but I think I have your micromanager. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2186 At least our Apples are very PC. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2187 You ever get the feeling someone's controlling us? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2188 Glad I'm not the only one here with a head for business. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2189 Can't wait to go wireless! I can't sit down since the connection of this thing redefines "outlet". 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2190 The new i-hacker hat, nice. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2191 As I get older, more of my memory is in a cloud. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2192 We're literally under the thumbs of the head office! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2193 Corporate's micromanagement is really beginning to weigh me down. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2194 I was going to leave the factory sticker and merchandise tag on mine. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2195 This new mind remote is great! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2196 My head office gives me pain. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2197 I have a lot on my mind too! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2198 And I used to think Siri was annoying.... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2199 I seem to have work on my mind too. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2200 Don't you think this is better than texting? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2201 How long are they going to be here for? I've got a date later, and I really need them gone. She already thinks I'm unstable... 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2202 I am out of the office right now and only infrequently checking my messages. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2203 Every since I went to Trumps new hotel, I've been getting these strange compulsions. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2204 "Mines now demanding a stand-up desk". 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2205 Still downloading. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2206 Next year's model has a scalp massage function. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2207 I can't wait to get home so I can browse without supervision. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2208 They'd rather have their meeting tête-à-tête. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2209 Constantly having work on my mind has given me even less excuses for being unemployed. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2210 I can't sleep with the constant tapping in my head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2211 Sometimes I wish I could just turn off my inner associate manager of sales. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2212 We did agree to a mutual 'head's up' on any new development. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2213 I just sent you my thoughts via ESP-mail. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2214 I can count at least ten differences between your idea and mine. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2215 It's hard to support a micro-manager! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2216 I'll have my guy contact your guy then. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2217 What happened to your pencils? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2218 Well then, I'm holding you accountable also! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2219 I didn't want to pay for Bluetooth either. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2220 For some reason, I have this sudden urge to do conference calls. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2221 We must have the same hair stylist. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2222 I agree. This could catch on where cubicles are scarce. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2223 I'll have my people talk to your people. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2224 I'm thinking of getting the stand-up version. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2225 Sounds good to me but I'll need the approval of my head office. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2226 Okay--we have business in the front. Now what's your idea for party in the back? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2227 Your brain in "instant messaging" mode, and your brain in "think before speaking" mode. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2228 It hides my bald spot. What about you? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2229 You always said you wanted to be in head office. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2230 You know where the cord outlets are right? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2231 TECHNOLOGY MAGICAL THINKING IN THE WORLD TODAY 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2232 Work on the brain? Yeah me too! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2233 We never talk anymore. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2234 We both know compartmentalization is new age hogwash. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2235 It cuts down on overhead. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2236 Mine searches Yahoo for answers so I often have to Google it myself. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2237 Off the top of my head, I'd say a key goal for next year would be achieving a better life/work balance. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2238 Dude, you got a smart desk too? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2239 The company says we are head cases 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2240 With this little overhead, how can we not succeed? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2241 This startup is beginning to feel very corporate. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2242 Who does your hair? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2243 I'm not sure what I think of these new standing desks. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2244 My inner fact checker says Who's on first. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2245 Who's a blockhead? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2246 Business up front but no more party in the back. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2247 This office assistant app could use an update. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2248 Me neither. I never miss the old 9 to 5. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2249 Heavy on my mind. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2250 Am I reading your mind, or did you just send me an email? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2251 You too? I've also got a lot of that e-mail stuff on my mind. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2252 My office overhead leaves me speechless. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2253 Let's due lunch. I'll have my assistant contact yours to set it up. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2254 Heavy is the head that wears the desk. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2255 Yeah, I have a tele-commute head leash, too. Fools my boss most of the time. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2256 Dressing alike used to be fun, but now it's just weird. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2257 There's something on your head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2258 Have your help desk call my help desk and maybe we can work these glitches out. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2259 What do yo do when you catch yours looking at porn? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2260 Could I borrow a pencil? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2261 It was all in my head, until outsourcing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2262 This is not the upward mobility I had in mind. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2263 Your work is just a mirror of mine. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2264 It's much easier if you get him to turn off the notifications. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2265 Micromanagement is a pain in the neck. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2266 I didn't mind him at first, but now he's started to micro-manage everything. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2267 You mean work is always on your mind, too? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2268 I can't think of anything off the top of my head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2269 Are you trying to steal my patent application? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2270 At the end of the day when you understand the big picture it's a no brainer. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2271 You've got work on your mind, too? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2272 I won't say anything until this audit is a thing of the past 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2273 I know how you feel-bringing my work home hastened the death of my marriage too - 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2274 Well, I've never been micro-managed quite like this before. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2275 And then she had the gall to say we lack diversity! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2276 My wife wears a glass-top desk 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2277 OMG... Twinsies! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2278 The Russians can read my mind. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2279 Shhh. The upper managers are listening. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2280 Discount Double Check! Can you find the differences in these two pictures? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2281 Well, I finally think I've got a head of technology. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2282 There's something on my mind. I thought you'd understand. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2283 Just off the top of my head, I'd say our systems seem compatible. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2284 It seemed like a good idea at the time, but what happens if there are layoffs? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2285 Is it just me or is there a man sitting at a desk on your head? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2286 Yeah, it's nice, but the overhead's outrageous. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2287 I'll my people call your people. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2288 Our CEO always loved you best. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2289 How's your office overhead? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2290 Or we could form a band? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2291 Yes, I'm aware it's just another sign of the shrinking economy. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2292 Oy Vey, are we boring or what? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2293 Listen Ying!! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2294 That desk job has been doing my head in lately 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2295 When I tried to explain our plan, Atlas shrugged. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2296 How can we tell which is the private server? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2297 Ever feel like your brain is just a businessman sitting at a buffering computer?" "All the time! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2298 It's been much harder on me with his new adjustable standing desk. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2299 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?? You're missing something. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2300 Glad we think alike. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2301 "What happened to 'A Little Dab'll Do Ya'? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2302 I really like the way you think. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2303 I've got Bob, that hunk in accounting on my mind ....just like you. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2304 Relax. It's all on your head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2305 Off the top of my head, I couldn't tell you about his work quality 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2306 My alter ego can beat up your alter ego. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2307 Mine's named Gulliver. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2308 Bet I know what you're thinking? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2309 He is rational but the guy at my heart is all over the place. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2310 Penny for his thoughts. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2311 I sense a delete about to happen. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2312 Twin studies reveal genetic tendency to have office work on the brain. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2313 Mom says we think so much alike we must be related ! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2314 Yes, I get tired of taking my work home with me as well. It's like I can never unplug myself from it! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2315 Did you get the"Don't Be A Desk-Head Clone" email? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2316 This new method gives us a chance to nap when needed. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2317 What I got from just off the top of your head totally disagrees with what your saying. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2318 I'm tired of some wisenheimer always asking where my private server is. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2319 Are you Googling what I'm Googling? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2320 Yeah, the mouse is faster than typing your ideas, but typing makes you THINK more. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2321 Human resources told me some time at head office would be good for my career. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2322 We're looking forward to the wireless upgrade. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2323 Right Brain vs Left Brain = no decided winner. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2324 Nice hat! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2325 I'll have my people call your people. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2326 Let's see someone hack this e-mail? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2327 I'm sorry but I no longer do conversations by speaking. I know you understand. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2328 It's really nice meeting someone who thinks just like me. Takes a load off my mind. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2329 Are you thinking the same thing I am?! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2330 I'm not sure if my brain is frozen or not responding. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2331 It proves that I'm a harder worker than you. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2332 Since beginning work here, for some reason I just can't shake the urge to take work home with me. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2333 I think things first took a bad turn with the iPhone 9. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2334 It was more comfortable when our boss was just in our heads. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2335 Business has been picking up lately but our overhead is still killing us. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2336 I see your brain is on cranking out work again. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2337 Satan is real. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2338 Who's the meme here? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2339 We can compete or we can put our heads together. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2340 They can tell if you voted for him when you said you were with her. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2341 oh shit, put it there my brother 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2342 This gives a whole new meaning to the expression 'head desk'. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2343 Can't think-too much pressure! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2344 I feel like our bosses always looking over us. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2345 I'll have my people call your people 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2346 Except for the hats, I think The Washington Lobbyists is a better name than Redskins. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2347 I've heard of standing desks, but this is getting out of hand. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2348 I don't really mind, but he won't let me wear my hat. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2349 They say this layout encourages idea sharing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2350 We need to reduce our overhead. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2351 LOL; UR<; IM> 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2352 I think they call it corporate downsizing. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2353 Well, our head financial adviser recommends to let him take care of the small stuff and we should concentrate on the larger investment possibilities. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2354 Instead of telling you, how about I send you a mental email? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2355 Work, work, work... It's always on my mind, too. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2356 My subconscious is really beginning to piss me off. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2357 It's amazing how different we are! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2358 My wife says I need to cut the cord, but mother says I have to keep him. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2359 Looking forward to being a total dizz when I retire. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2360 So, how's middle management treating you? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2361 Let's follow up with Facetime. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2362 Yes, faster than the cloud, but I wish I'd sprung for the cocobolo. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2363 Have your guy call my guy. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2364 Stanford, Schmanford! Mine has a Harvard MBA! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2365 Met you new boss...same as my old boss. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2366 What I wrote was just off the top of my head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2367 My artificial intelligence is smarter than yours. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2368 If you think your desk is bigger than mine, I say you're dreaming. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2369 They're not heavy, they're our brothers. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2370 I've got 'work balance' down, now I just need the 'life' part. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2371 With the latest polling techniques, pretty soon we won't even need to bother holding elections. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2372 Oh yeah, well I have something heavy on my mind as well. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2373 I know all your passwords now. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2374 My secretary sometimes combs my hair with his feet. But he has a girlfriend, so it's chill. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2375 Yes, clean desk = clean mind. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2376 I think Google Hat will do as well as Google Glass. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2377 Activity tracker alerted: Quick, shift to left buttock! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2378 Having a bad hair day too? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2379 No George, YOU always have work on YOUR mind. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2380 I see you made a deal with the man too. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2381 They say, "Great minds Google alike." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2382 I've got your pencils. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2383 We could be the victims of downsizing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2384 Just a little advice if you want to move up the corporate ladder...pencils. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2385 So, this is how you have a head-to-head competition. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2386 You talkin' to you? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2387 That's my person talking to your person. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2388 What do you mean, you can't see yourself working late? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2389 My new app... it's like Google glasses but for executives. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2390 You negotiated the hard legal fee caps. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2391 I thought having technology implanted in my head would be less noticeable. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2392 Dont you ever feel like technology is taking over your brain. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2393 When will the office learn we want to be left alone?? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2394 Man, talking to you is taxing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2395 Why am I suddenly thinking of kittens with baby ducks right now.? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2396 They may be high-minded, but are they top value? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2397 " I have always thought that two heads were better than one"! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2398 its ok, tax season is approaching it's normal to have our accountants on our minds 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2399 I don't think it was such a good idea to upgrade the voices in our head to VoIP 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2400 Those two are really going head to head in order to get ahead! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2401 How do YOU deal with being micro-managed? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2402 'That's funny, my left side is so logical but I still voted for him." 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2403 I'm glad I didn't go for the i-Desk Plus. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2404 Like you, I've always had a head for figures. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2405 Why can't we think outside the box? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2406 It's a work station and a bald spot cover and you are a selfie. It's a work station and a bald spot cover. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2407 I don't know about you, but the micro bureaucrat with his micro computer is giving me a macro headache. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2408 It's weird, but we can see where you're going with this. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2409 Well, speaking off the top of my head, I expect we think the same way. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2410 Have your people give my people the name the name of your salon. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2411 I see you also work at Headbook. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2412 This is the only way I know of getting ahead. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2413 You'll wonder how you ever got by without autocorrect. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2414 Sync, don't blink! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2415 Warnin' you: it's tripled spaced, but, hey, I gotta be me! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2416 I look ridiculous? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2417 I see you're running Windows 19 too. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2418 A: "I'm stuck!" B: "Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete" 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2419 I've heard they want to eliminate duplication of effort. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2420 All I think about is work. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2421 My wife hates it when I bring work home. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2422 Would you like a pen? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2423 Maybe we've been putting in too many hours. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2424 Beards are out. Desk hats are in. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2425 Who are you wearing? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2426 You're redundant. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2427 Do you think the FBI has something on us? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2428 Our relationship's become so. . . virtual. Can't we just talk? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2429 This isn't what I had in mind when I agreed to work from home. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2430 "Does he know that I wear nothing under the desk?", both man wonders. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2431 I hate having our brains audited 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2432 I always bring my work home with me. You? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2433 What are you working on?" "What are you working on? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2434 We need to talk over lunch, I'll have my people get in touch with your people. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2435 Owning our own business is great, but the office overhead is killing us! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2436 Have your people call my people, and we'll Skype 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2437 Brain storm , or soft wear and tear ? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2438 OK, your telling me 'I' have a man at a desk on 'MY' head! Dude you are suffering from a classic case of projection 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2439 I'm the head of the foreign desk. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2440 Whether we're left brain or right brain, bringing the office home with us each night is a headache. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2441 just a second, my brain is still booting up. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2442 Do you remember if I sent you that e-mail, off the top of your head? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2443 I feel like work is always on my mind these days 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2444 Lunch tomorrow? I will have my admin text yours. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2445 The boss said these hats will keep us focused 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2446 They did say that desktops were going to make a comeback. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2447 I like the way you think! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2448 Can you send me an email to remind me I really need to speak with you in person? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2449 No, there's no one on my head. Why, is there someone on your head? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2450 When they talk about their jobs, it all goes over my head. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2451 Oh man, you have the same hat. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2452 Left brain...right brain, for me they are both the same. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2453 The world has regressed back to prehistoric times--non-verbal communication. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2454 Why do always have to dress like me? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2455 Yeah, I clicked on "gray fedora" too. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2456 No, the boss likes me best! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2457 We cannot be accused of not having our heads in the job. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2458 Does yours sync with your iWatch? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2459 I use my head in my desk job, you? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2460 You got any aspirin, my head's killing me! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2461 16 hour days and both of us have finally gotten a head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2462 When I was told some of us would be moving up in the company, I had something different in mind. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2463 "I was going to ask you the same thing". 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2464 1) "Every time I sneeze, my Workers Comp premium goes up ..." 2) "I've been writing my hat off as a business expense for years..." 3) "Don't go to bed without first removing the chair mat..." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2465 Seriously? I have guy-working-at-desk hair, too? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2466 our thoughts are not our own. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2467 I see you're also wearing your thinking cap. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2468 It's almost like you can read my mind. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2469 Funny, the voice in my head says the exact same thing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2470 I just gave my brain desk a huge raise! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2471 I have something I need to tell you but I can't get a connection. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2472 When they asked if I wanted to be computerized, I was thinking more like a chip. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2473 Who was the genius who said, "Two desks are better than one?" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2474 Next time, let's pay full price for hair restorers. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2475 At first I was resistant, but now I don't know how I could function without a little desk head guy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2476 Okay, my guy will get in touch with yours. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2477 It's not what I expected A.I. to be. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2478 No. My guy is the left brained one! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2479 I think we're all feeling the weightiness of our line of business. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2480 Let me think about it... I'll have my inner voice contact your inner voice. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2481 So how long have you been in technical support? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2482 The life of a giant was so much easier in the old days. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2483 Find coffee near me. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2484 The good news is they've really lowered our overhead. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2485 Nate Silver says there's a 31% chance of a desk growing out of my head. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2486 Input meets Putin 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2487 Definitely, we're in a left brain right brain conflict! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2488 Well, they must have free will. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2489 Personnel downsizing; he covers angel and devil. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2490 Somehow I had expected more from wearable computing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2491 How're you enjoying Google HeadMail? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2492 I predicted your staff cut! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2493 Fortunately for us we now live in a paperless society. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2494 There's an accountant, with a desktop and a landline on my head too? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2495 "Are you surfing what I'm surfing? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2496 If we could only get them to speak to one another! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2497 Not my idea of work/life balance 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
2498 I miss my porn fantasies. You? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2499 I told you to leave the office at work 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2500 My hair stylist was pretty annoyed. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
2501 Aha! I think I've finally figured out how to get into his head! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2502 I see you've got the WiFi Sci-Fi Network connection, too. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2503 These lidtops are not as convenient as our laptops. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2504 So, less than symbol, HTML, greater than symbol, less than symbol, TITLE, greater than symbol, less than symbol, IMG SRC=’desk.jpg’, ALIGN=’TOP’, greater than symbol…. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2505 How's work? Off the top of my head I would say fine - How bout you? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2506 Still, the nice part is we can work from home 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2507 Okay, seriously, what the fuck is going on here? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2508 You have to have a head for business to succeed in this company! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2509 Why don't I get a stapler? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2510 Personal accounting has come a long way. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2511 From what I see, we are on the same page? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2512 Face it we're at loggerheads. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2513 This twins research is starting to wear on me. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2514 I can't answer that, you'll have to go through my PA. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2515 Another My amygdala struggles with live feeds. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2516 I just get him to check with PR to make sure I dont say anything stupid. We've outsourced PR to the same team managing the presidential campaigns. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2517 Off the top of my head, I can't think of a more convient CPA firm. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2518 The world is getting to technical for me. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2519 I know, I've got work on my mind all the time too. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2520 I suppose there had to be a downside to this brain augmentation process 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2521 We're trying out new training methods. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2522 You brought work home, too? Let's just order out tonight. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2523 Proof that if you work hard, you can get a head. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2524 You only think you know me. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2525 My work-life balance is precarious at best. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2526 I see that you let the job go to your head too! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
2527 Another Singularity-Beta tester, I presume? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
2528 I leave my phone at home now. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2529 I'm confused.......are you the email inbox or the email trash? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2530 The left hand does not know what the Right Hand is doing 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2531 Phil, are you also having a hallucination that each of our desks are sitting on big heads with anxious expressions? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2532 As an "alter ego", I have to say you're a huge disappointment. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2533 I hit my 30's, and suddenly had free real estate up there. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2534 These hats aren't selling like I'd hoped. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2535 I have a split-screen headache. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
2536 I'm not crazy about the look. But on the plus side, the toupée practically pays for itself. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
2537 My guy will get up with your guy to confirm. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
2538 Yea, my company's downsizing, too in an effort to "stay ahead" 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2539 Do you have something on your mind you want to get off?....Do YOU have something on YOUR mind YOU want to get off? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2540 I'm thinking of upgrading him to a standing desk 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2541 No, I'm still of two minds about it. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2542 I suspect these headaches are work related. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2543 My skill set is better than yours. I have a backup system of pencils. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2544 It appears that some employees were taking the company's work-life balance challenge too literally. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2545 My simulation can kick your simulation's butt. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2546 My display of superior executive functioning got me to where I am today. You? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2547 I hate the whole "mobile office" concept. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2548 My server used to be in my garage and I see you're bringing your server with you too as well as your operator. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2549 DO I HAVE A MAN AT A DESK ON MY HEAD YOU HAVE A MAN AT A DESK ON YOUR HEAD 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2550 Maybe we should break up, we've both got a lot on our minds right now. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2551 Not marbles, pencils - you've lost your pencils. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2552 I've got work on my mind too 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2553 Is work always on your mind, too? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2554 The reason for the recent downsizing of the company is completely over my head. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2555 Who knew that being office space pays more than an internship? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2556 I see it hasn't solved your bulging eye problem, either. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2557 We just don't click anymore. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2558 WikiLeaks to Russian Hackers: "We tried our best, but Hillary still won." 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2559 I can't seem to get the office off my head 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2560 We're identical twins, remember? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2561 Is my ISP on straight? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2562 Do you ever feel as if someone else is controlling you? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2563 Spare me the accusations, big nose, why the hell would I want two pencil containers? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2564 I actually prefer it to a standing desk. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2565 I guess they've given us a head start again. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2566 I've found the 6th difference...your nose is slightly larger than mine! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2567 Somehow, I feel connected to you. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2568 Bet my porn's better than yours. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2569 I hate it when he says..." take a little off the top" . 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2570 These new A.I. devices lack common sense. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2571 Like you, I've always had a good head for business. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2572 When an accountant has a left brain and right brain dispute 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2573 My computer can beat your computer. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2574 looks like you have work on your mind 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2575 It's out of our pay grade. Let the head honchos decide. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2576 I don't understand, your guy emailed my guy with 'them' as the header? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2577 The Availability Heuristic—We no longer see the world with our eyes, but rather, through the internet. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2578 1100000110100100101010010100001001001001001010. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2579 Constantly fantasizing about ALEXA, SIRI and CORTANA kept me from getting much work done, but Frank seems to keep me on task. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2580 When the boss said he values transparency, I imagined something different. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2581 Ixnay on the upgradeway alktay. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2582 I'm thinking we double bill. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2583 Work is always on my mind! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2584 Desk Club for men. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2585 I know corporate said this would increase efficiency, but all my guy does is scroll Facebook 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2586 My wife thinks I'm obsessed with work. Do you think that's a problem? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2587 It's their idea of work-life balance. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2588 We're being micromanaged to pieces. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2589 #ditto 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2590 Bob, the memo should have read "outsource admin work on THAT project," not "outsource admin work on HAT project." 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2591 My guy will reach out to your guy 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2592 Look, this is just off the top of my head... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2593 Wanna switch? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2594 I can't get work off my mind -- can you? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2595 Mine is buying and selling aardvarks. Yours? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2596 What's the emoticon for an 'Electronic Handshake?' 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2597 Our minds are working overtime. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2598 Are you in or out? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2599 Have your conscience call my conscience. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2600 Really? I can't get work off my mind, either! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2601 We can simply kiss the old fashioned way Donald. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2602 I've promised to release my brain, but only after the audit is complete. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2603 This down sizng has gone too far 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2604 I'm thinking maybe a cat would have been better. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2605 I'm not sure that this was a new product worth lining up for. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2606 We have to cut down on overhead Welcome to head office What these guys do is over my head too Your guy's using a private email server too? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2607 Now they will answer your emails. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2608 They're the latest in security surveill - - - - . 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2609 Delete, delete! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2610 So this is what you meant by uploading the desktop? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2611 Do we have to pass everything by the legal team? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2612 I'm not sure the bonus for joining the hair club is worth it. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2613 We never seem able to get work off of our minds. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2614 Hey, you seem to have a lot of your mind. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2615 They didn't mention they'd be tackling our budget head-on. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2616 I'll have mind people call your people. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2617 Screenage Mutant Ninjas 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2618 That computes. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2619 I really miss the days of the implanted chip... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2620 Wouldn't it be trippy if they had little guys at work on their heads? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2621 Let me calculate the overhead on that. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2622 I know my pencil holder don't make me head honcho. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2623 The new HR policy feels a little overboard. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2624 Life was a lot more interesting before he figured out "delete browser history". 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2625 Up-sourcing is awesome, but I worry about infinite regress. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2626 This new cyber-security policy is ridiculous. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2627 Is it mind control or are we two really dull guys? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2628 Now that I've got him, I don't have to take responsibility for any of my decisions 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2629 I'd join you at Trivia Night but mine leaves promptly at five. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2630 I don't like the way you think. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2631 The only time I can relax anymore is when I get the "Blue Screen of Death. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2632 When I was told that I could work at the company's headquarters, I didn't know the job duties. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2633 I bet you get a lot of left-handed compliments. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2634 This outsourcing isn't really what I bargained for. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2635 Same here. "Have you a head for business?", they said. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2636 I see you got the new Mack headtop. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2637 I guess they took "thinking out of the box" literally. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2638 I am fact checking your answer. Me too, your WRONG! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2639 Just wait until you see the orthopedist. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2640 you know, Sheldon, being identical twins doesn't mean we need to have the same office apparel. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2641 Unlike the shoulder angel, he runs a full cost-benefit regression. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2642 I understand it all traces back to some tiny foreigner named Gulliver. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2643 Do you have the same migraine that I have? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2644 "Mine handed a cease and desist letter to my barber". 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2645 So I see you Fall intern is working out well too? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2646 "What a loser, spending all day at that miserable job". 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2647 'And this is definitely what they mean by getting a head in business?' 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2648 He says technically we're right, but 'work hats off' is a kind of unwritten rule of Fight Club. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2649 I'll have my office call your office. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2650 Technology don't leave the office without it.. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2651 Right brain vs left brain - can you see the difference??? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2652 How DOES one improve one's executive functioning? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2653 No more slogan hats for me either. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2654 So what game are they playing again? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2655 It's not you it's me. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2656 This work assignment is not sinking in! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2657 Upon reflection, it appears that my desk job dwells too heavily on my mind. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2658 Is your guy passive aggressive? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2659 Okay... But no sexting. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2660 When your head and brain at work is still working double time, the stress is real. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2661 I forgot to turn my out-of-office on. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2662 Perhaps building the wall here will help us to ignore him. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2663 When I said we needed more work-life balance, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2664 "Reply y'all." That one got me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2665 I suggest you upgrade to 5 point 1. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2666 Well, my subconscious is EF Hutton, and EF Hutton says... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2667 This is not what I had in mind when I said we needed to get ahead on our work. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2668 Something tells me your wife always complains about your "office on the brain," too. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2669 What? You thought you were the only person in the world with a desk on your head? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2670 Something about this job is giving me headaches. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2671 How the right hand knows what the left hand is doing. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2672 I see you got work on your mind too. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2673 This is my first ultra-Skype. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2674 I don't know, what's on your mind? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2675 I see you joined the CPA for men club. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2676 Hmm, "Improve Your Executive Function!"- maybe the implantable chip would be worth the extra $89.99. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2677 I'll have my person will get ahold of your person. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2678 Yeah, but Clinton said she didn't like cookie dough at a conference in 1987. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2679 What a coincidence that we both have the name Chirality! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2680 I am Prince Narwhal of Mozambique and I am reaching out to you with a unique financial offer that can make you a millionaire. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2681 It always seems like I have work on my mind, but I've mostly been thinking about the office fantasy football league 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2682 "I can never remember - am I the In Box or the Out Box"? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2683 And life? It's hard enough balancing work. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2684 My googler sez...... 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2685 they never slip if you use a good glue. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2686 What does bi-polar mean? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2687 Did you catch the merger last night? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2688 Let's synchronize a fart. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2689 I agree--it's heavier than the Galaxy 7, but it's worth the tradeoff. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2690 Got any more of those cookies? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2691 Mine works on retianer. Yours? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2692 The plans include an executive lounge on my nose. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2693 They said standing desks would be more ergonomic. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2694 When we agreed to job share we stayed on top and got a head. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2695 I'm considering leaving the Google beta-testing program. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2696 Russia, and yours? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2697 Remember when I could just hand you a thumb drive? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2698 Is this what they mean by "Think outside the box"? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2699 Lets' do lunch. I'll have my ego contact your ego. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2700 You should try drawing on the Right side of your brain, Charlie 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2701 Well? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2702 I'm suffering from a little brain freeze. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2703 The twins had an idea on their brain to work in an office, side by side 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2704 I don't know about you, but I found that cleaning out the filing cabinets was a real weight off. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2705 I don't buy into the notion of face-time as an accurate measure of productivity, do you? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2706 So, what do you think of gotomeeting.com's new app? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2707 Let's see how many new apps we can download in an hour 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2708 Have you tried restarting? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2709 The resemblance IS uncanny. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2710 new mouse? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2711 It's like a song that you can't get out of your head. We can't stop thinking about work. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2712 Ergonomically speaking, it's even better than a standing desk. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2713 Balancing personal time and work is going to my head. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2714 They'll think twice about falling down on the job. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2715 Not even two heads squared plus tech support can inspire a caption. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2716 Identical twins having identical thoughts 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2717 Bro, I said we should go as Chia pets, not CIA pests. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2718 I can't catch a break. At last year's party, some guy was wearing the exact same tie as me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2719 When they installed the new mobile office app, I was warned that my system might not be compatible. But it's a free upload - so, of course. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2720 I just got mine too. Do you happen to know if they come with an optional chin strap? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2721 We need some help. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2722 It's a left brain-right brain thing. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2723 Yes, I think we're on the same page. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2724 This isn't what I was expecting when they said we'd be getting standing desks. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2725 Cool, we're hat twins again! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2726 Talking Heads 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2727 I've always had mousy hair. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2728 I miss the devil and angel on my shoulders. They didn't muss up my hair. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2729 Are you into artificial intelligence also? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2730 Perhaps Blackberet? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2731 Do you also spend every waking moment fantasizing about tech support? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2732 Executive function is overrated. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2733 I hate waking up with desk-head. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2734 I think we need to unplug. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2735 I'm telling you, it's seasonal: "Do you see what I see?" 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2736 I'll have my people get hold of your people. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2737 Of all the hats you could have worn tonight, I can't believe you chose the identical Stephen Jones original! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2738 If you want to know what I'm really thinking, check my Facebook page. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2739 Speaking off the top of your head's better than off the cuff, right? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2740 I have a better head for business ! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2741 I have the feeling you and I are connected somehow. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2742 I always thought I had a head for business........but you?? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2743 I don't know about you, but I missed the days of the fedora hat. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2744 They told us that wearing these things will help us concentrate on work, but all I've been thinking about is how to kill my boss. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2745 How 'bout I have my guy call your guy? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2746 I know what you're thinking. We're both just a step below our dream jobs. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2747 well, we are obviously very different..... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2748 "Have you heard of that new hair product, 'Desk Away'? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2749 I prefer the laptop version. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2750 President Trump pioneered some "interesting" new NSA surveillance techniques. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2751 Wait, I may have to have to reboot. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2752 Yours sort out what she wants yet? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2753 This whole work-life balance thing is driving me crazy. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2754 Oops. Should not have sent that email. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2755 What are the chances?!? Reunited after all these years and we both wear the same hat! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2756 Ever feel like your brain is running dial-up? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2757 Cutbacks are imminent, according to the head office. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2758 I'm getting rid of him. He says he wants a bigger desk. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2759 On Fridays mine busts out the footmouse. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2760 Hey, the boss wants that new cat video on his desk by 8 o'clock Monday morning. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2761 What happened to the 800 pound gorilla? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2762 Just say whatever's top-of-mind... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2763 The pencils I took from the office are weighing on my mind. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2764 I'm always grateful for your 'second opinion.' 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2765 Have your telepath set up a meeting with my telepath 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2766 And why is the right wing better? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2767 i am scared these presidential polls have almost got inside my head. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2768 Mine wants to use a VR headset. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2769 How do you spell synergy? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2770 Meet for lunch? Have your life-coach text mine. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
2771 it's too late - I already pushed send. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2772 I didn't think sharing files was going to involve THIS! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2773 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2774 Very personal email servers 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
2775 My executive function is working fine. How's yours?</