Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Given Mr Tell's declining accuracy with his bow and arrow, we're lucky the guys don't use Apples. |
1.9570 |
0.04068 |
302 |
82 |
151 |
69 |
1 |
Where exactly is Bethlehem, NY? Hmmm. Off the top of my head … 42°36'N 73°50'W in Albany County. |
1.9291 |
0.04182 |
282 |
80 |
142 |
60 |
2 |
I liked it better when they were just little voices inside our heads. |
1.9051 |
0.05160 |
253 |
98 |
81 |
74 |
3 |
I liked it better when the voices were inside my head. |
1.7531 |
0.06557 |
162 |
81 |
40 |
41 |
4 |
It wouldn't be so bad if their printers weren't in our pants. |
1.7181 |
0.07003 |
149 |
81 |
29 |
39 |
5 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.7162 |
0.07552 |
148 |
89 |
12 |
47 |
6 |
Have your person contact my person. |
1.6884 |
0.07887 |
138 |
87 |
7 |
44 |
7 |
I live in constant fear he will hit ctrl+alt+del |
1.6742 |
0.06844 |
132 |
69 |
37 |
26 |
8 |
Don't you miss the days when we thought about sex? |
1.6742 |
0.06673 |
132 |
67 |
41 |
24 |
9 |
Have your guy call my guy. |
1.6692 |
0.08128 |
130 |
84 |
5 |
41 |
10 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6692 |
0.07904 |
130 |
81 |
11 |
38 |
11 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6667 |
0.08037 |
129 |
82 |
8 |
39 |
12 |
Does your guy wear pants? |
1.6667 |
0.07328 |
129 |
73 |
26 |
30 |
13 |
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? |
1.6667 |
0.07808 |
129 |
79 |
14 |
36 |
14 |
I'll have my person contact your person. |
1.6667 |
0.07962 |
129 |
81 |
10 |
38 |
15 |
I'll have my people call your people |
1.6641 |
0.07786 |
128 |
78 |
15 |
35 |
16 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6560 |
0.07878 |
125 |
77 |
14 |
34 |
17 |
Remember when the only things on our minds were sex, drugs, and rock and roll? |
1.6560 |
0.06730 |
125 |
64 |
40 |
21 |
18 |
Funny...I was just thinking the same thing... |
1.6452 |
0.07950 |
124 |
78 |
12 |
34 |
19 |
I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.6423 |
0.08092 |
123 |
79 |
9 |
35 |
20 |
Hey, Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6423 |
0.08092 |
123 |
79 |
9 |
35 |
21 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6423 |
0.07756 |
123 |
75 |
17 |
31 |
22 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6364 |
0.08046 |
121 |
77 |
11 |
33 |
23 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6364 |
0.07873 |
121 |
75 |
15 |
31 |
24 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6364 |
0.07785 |
121 |
74 |
17 |
30 |
25 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6364 |
0.07960 |
121 |
76 |
13 |
32 |
26 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6364 |
0.08046 |
121 |
77 |
11 |
33 |
27 |
I'll have my people email your people |
1.6364 |
0.08215 |
121 |
79 |
7 |
35 |
28 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6364 |
0.08046 |
121 |
77 |
11 |
33 |
29 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6364 |
0.08215 |
121 |
79 |
7 |
35 |
30 |
I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.6333 |
0.08021 |
120 |
76 |
12 |
32 |
31 |
I'll have my people call your people. |
1.6333 |
0.08108 |
120 |
77 |
10 |
33 |
32 |
The New Yorker must be testing its new Caption Selection system |
1.6303 |
0.07535 |
119 |
70 |
23 |
26 |
33 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6239 |
0.08386 |
117 |
78 |
5 |
34 |
34 |
I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.6239 |
0.08386 |
117 |
78 |
5 |
34 |
35 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6207 |
0.08182 |
116 |
75 |
10 |
31 |
36 |
My people will talk to your people |
1.6207 |
0.08090 |
116 |
74 |
12 |
30 |
37 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.6174 |
0.08247 |
115 |
75 |
9 |
31 |
38 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.6174 |
0.07965 |
115 |
72 |
15 |
28 |
39 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking you're thinking I'm thinking? |
1.6174 |
0.08339 |
115 |
76 |
7 |
32 |
40 |
"Have your man call my man". |
1.6174 |
0.08060 |
115 |
73 |
13 |
29 |
41 |
I can’t get work off my mind, either. |
1.6140 |
0.07425 |
114 |
66 |
26 |
22 |
42 |
I work under Jerry in Accounting. You? |
1.6121 |
0.07323 |
116 |
67 |
27 |
22 |
43 |
Have your guy call my guy. |
1.6071 |
0.08447 |
112 |
75 |
6 |
31 |
44 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.6071 |
0.08542 |
112 |
76 |
4 |
32 |
45 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.6071 |
0.08352 |
112 |
74 |
8 |
30 |
46 |
Have your little person contact my little person. |
1.6036 |
0.08322 |
111 |
73 |
9 |
29 |
47 |
I'll have my guy call your guy |
1.5982 |
0.08265 |
112 |
74 |
9 |
29 |
48 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5963 |
0.07724 |
109 |
66 |
21 |
22 |
49 |
Accounting says we have too much overhead |
1.5963 |
0.07387 |
109 |
63 |
27 |
19 |
50 |
We have way too much overhead. |
1.5926 |
0.07210 |
108 |
61 |
30 |
17 |
51 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5926 |
0.08428 |
108 |
72 |
8 |
28 |
52 |
I should have asked more questions when they offered me a 'Department Head.' |
1.5926 |
0.07329 |
108 |
62 |
28 |
18 |
53 |
You know, before email and internet, all we had were little balloons floating in the air with words inside them |
1.5888 |
0.06499 |
107 |
55 |
41 |
11 |
54 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5888 |
0.08498 |
107 |
72 |
7 |
28 |
55 |
when I turn around check if he's playing solitaire again |
1.5888 |
0.07388 |
107 |
62 |
27 |
18 |
56 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5872 |
0.08368 |
109 |
73 |
8 |
28 |
57 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5849 |
0.08674 |
106 |
73 |
4 |
29 |
58 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5849 |
0.08570 |
106 |
72 |
6 |
28 |
59 |
I hate working under the new guy. |
1.5818 |
0.07682 |
110 |
68 |
20 |
22 |
60 |
Have your person contact my person |
1.5810 |
0.08428 |
105 |
70 |
9 |
26 |
61 |
My thoughts, exactly |
1.5810 |
0.08642 |
105 |
72 |
5 |
28 |
62 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5810 |
0.08208 |
105 |
68 |
13 |
24 |
63 |
I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.5769 |
0.08609 |
104 |
71 |
6 |
27 |
64 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5769 |
0.08499 |
104 |
70 |
8 |
26 |
65 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5728 |
0.08347 |
103 |
68 |
11 |
24 |
66 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5728 |
0.08233 |
103 |
67 |
13 |
23 |
67 |
I'll have my people talk to your people. |
1.5728 |
0.08683 |
103 |
71 |
5 |
27 |
68 |
Have your guy call my guy and we'll set something up. |
1.5728 |
0.08116 |
103 |
66 |
15 |
22 |
69 |
Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? |
1.5728 |
0.08347 |
103 |
68 |
11 |
24 |
70 |
Have your guy call my guy. |
1.5728 |
0.08233 |
103 |
67 |
13 |
23 |
71 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5686 |
0.08646 |
102 |
70 |
6 |
26 |
72 |
Don't you hate those guys in the head office? |
1.5686 |
0.07569 |
102 |
61 |
24 |
17 |
73 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5686 |
0.08646 |
102 |
70 |
6 |
26 |
74 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5686 |
0.08646 |
102 |
70 |
6 |
26 |
75 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5686 |
0.08646 |
102 |
70 |
6 |
26 |
76 |
I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.5686 |
0.08185 |
102 |
66 |
14 |
22 |
77 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5686 |
0.08419 |
102 |
68 |
10 |
24 |
78 |
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5686 |
0.08533 |
102 |
69 |
8 |
25 |
79 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5644 |
0.08374 |
101 |
67 |
11 |
23 |
80 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5644 |
0.08946 |
101 |
72 |
1 |
28 |
81 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5644 |
0.08835 |
101 |
71 |
3 |
27 |
82 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5600 |
0.08566 |
100 |
68 |
8 |
24 |
83 |
Have your man call my man. |
1.5600 |
0.08683 |
100 |
69 |
6 |
25 |
84 |
My people will contact your people! |
1.5556 |
0.08877 |
99 |
70 |
3 |
26 |
85 |
Have your people call my people |
1.5556 |
0.08641 |
99 |
68 |
7 |
24 |
86 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5500 |
0.08689 |
100 |
70 |
5 |
25 |
87 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.5500 |
0.08689 |
100 |
70 |
5 |
25 |
88 |
I miss the good old days when they drew balloons over our heads. |
1.5464 |
0.07032 |
97 |
55 |
31 |
11 |
89 |
I'll have my people call your people. |
1.5464 |
0.08673 |
97 |
67 |
7 |
23 |
90 |
My guy will text your guy. |
1.5464 |
0.08673 |
97 |
67 |
7 |
23 |
91 |
You thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5464 |
0.08293 |
97 |
64 |
13 |
20 |
92 |
My people will talk to your people. |
1.5464 |
0.08548 |
97 |
66 |
9 |
22 |
93 |
I'll have my people call your people. |
1.5455 |
0.08405 |
99 |
67 |
10 |
22 |
94 |
Our overhead is killing us. |
1.5417 |
0.07683 |
96 |
59 |
22 |
15 |
95 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.5408 |
0.08843 |
98 |
70 |
3 |
25 |
96 |
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? |
1.5368 |
0.08441 |
95 |
64 |
11 |
20 |
97 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5368 |
0.08830 |
95 |
67 |
5 |
23 |
98 |
I'll have my person call your person... |
1.5368 |
0.08441 |
95 |
64 |
11 |
20 |
99 |
Have your person call my person. |
1.5368 |
0.08307 |
95 |
63 |
13 |
19 |
100 |
What are the figures, off the top of your head? |
1.5368 |
0.08033 |
95 |
61 |
17 |
17 |
101 |
Remember when we wanted to be department heads? |
1.5368 |
0.07603 |
95 |
58 |
23 |
14 |
102 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5319 |
0.08910 |
94 |
67 |
4 |
23 |
103 |
Yeah, I'm really tired of being micro-managed, too! |
1.5319 |
0.07668 |
94 |
58 |
22 |
14 |
104 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.5312 |
0.08755 |
96 |
68 |
5 |
23 |
105 |
The voice in my head just gave two week's notice. |
1.5269 |
0.08175 |
93 |
61 |
15 |
17 |
106 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5269 |
0.08456 |
93 |
63 |
11 |
19 |
107 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.5269 |
0.08861 |
93 |
66 |
5 |
22 |
108 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5269 |
0.08861 |
93 |
66 |
5 |
22 |
109 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5263 |
0.08834 |
95 |
68 |
4 |
23 |
110 |
I hate when he uses the stapler. |
1.5217 |
0.06821 |
92 |
52 |
32 |
8 |
111 |
Is it just me, or is it odd the little men at desks on our heads don't have little men at desks on their heads? |
1.5213 |
0.07522 |
94 |
58 |
23 |
13 |
112 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5111 |
0.08690 |
90 |
63 |
8 |
19 |
113 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5111 |
0.08833 |
90 |
64 |
6 |
20 |
114 |
Have your person contact my person. |
1.5111 |
0.08833 |
90 |
64 |
6 |
20 |
115 |
I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.5111 |
0.08690 |
90 |
63 |
8 |
19 |
116 |
Life was much simpler when the only thing you got over your head when you got an idea, was a light bulb. |
1.5056 |
0.06988 |
89 |
52 |
29 |
8 |
117 |
I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.5056 |
0.08915 |
89 |
64 |
5 |
20 |
118 |
I'll have my hat call your hat. |
1.5056 |
0.08915 |
89 |
64 |
5 |
20 |
119 |
How much memory do you have? |
1.5056 |
0.08322 |
89 |
60 |
13 |
16 |
120 |
Have your person call my person. |
1.5056 |
0.08474 |
89 |
61 |
11 |
17 |
121 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.5056 |
0.08915 |
89 |
64 |
5 |
20 |
122 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5056 |
0.08624 |
89 |
62 |
9 |
18 |
123 |
My person will contact your person. |
1.5056 |
0.08771 |
89 |
63 |
7 |
19 |
124 |
I'll have my people call your people. |
1.5000 |
0.08853 |
88 |
63 |
6 |
19 |
125 |
I'll have my people call your people. |
1.5000 |
0.08704 |
88 |
62 |
8 |
18 |
126 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5000 |
0.08704 |
88 |
62 |
8 |
18 |
127 |
Off the top of my head,I'm guessing you're thinking what I'm thinking. |
1.5000 |
0.08081 |
88 |
58 |
16 |
14 |
128 |
He just said, 'I'll have my people call your people.' |
1.5000 |
0.09143 |
88 |
65 |
2 |
21 |
129 |
I'm sensing a hostile comb-over. |
1.5000 |
0.07918 |
88 |
57 |
18 |
13 |
130 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5000 |
0.08999 |
88 |
64 |
4 |
20 |
131 |
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5000 |
0.08398 |
88 |
60 |
12 |
16 |
132 |
Uh, are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.5000 |
0.08999 |
88 |
64 |
4 |
20 |
133 |
I'll need to check with the man upstairs. |
1.5000 |
0.07407 |
88 |
54 |
24 |
10 |
134 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4943 |
0.08936 |
87 |
63 |
5 |
19 |
135 |
Have your guy call my guy. |
1.4943 |
0.09084 |
87 |
64 |
3 |
20 |
136 |
I'll have my people speak to your people |
1.4943 |
0.08785 |
87 |
62 |
7 |
18 |
137 |
Have your person call my person... |
1.4943 |
0.08785 |
87 |
62 |
7 |
18 |
138 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4943 |
0.08785 |
87 |
62 |
7 |
18 |
139 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4943 |
0.08632 |
87 |
61 |
9 |
17 |
140 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4943 |
0.08632 |
87 |
61 |
9 |
17 |
141 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4943 |
0.08936 |
87 |
63 |
5 |
19 |
142 |
My guy will contact your guy. |
1.4886 |
0.08552 |
88 |
62 |
9 |
17 |
143 |
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? |
1.4828 |
0.08934 |
87 |
64 |
4 |
19 |
144 |
This overhead is killing me. |
1.4824 |
0.07598 |
85 |
54 |
21 |
10 |
145 |
I can’t get my mind off of work either. |
1.4767 |
0.08225 |
86 |
59 |
13 |
14 |
146 |
Funny, I was just thinking about the same thing. |
1.4762 |
0.07849 |
84 |
55 |
18 |
11 |
147 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4762 |
0.08878 |
84 |
61 |
6 |
17 |
148 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4699 |
0.08797 |
83 |
60 |
7 |
16 |
149 |
I'll have my person talk to your person |
1.4643 |
0.08710 |
84 |
61 |
7 |
16 |
150 |
Now I know why the job description said level-headed |
1.4634 |
0.07989 |
82 |
55 |
16 |
11 |
151 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4634 |
0.08175 |
82 |
56 |
14 |
12 |
152 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4568 |
0.08793 |
81 |
59 |
7 |
15 |
153 |
We really need to start leaving work at the office. |
1.4568 |
0.07668 |
81 |
53 |
19 |
9 |
154 |
I see you've been outsourced, too. |
1.4568 |
0.07866 |
81 |
54 |
17 |
10 |
155 |
I'm getting really tired of this micro-management. |
1.4568 |
0.08060 |
81 |
55 |
15 |
11 |
156 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4568 |
0.08967 |
81 |
60 |
5 |
16 |
157 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4568 |
0.08967 |
81 |
60 |
5 |
16 |
158 |
Have your boy text my boy. |
1.4512 |
0.08703 |
82 |
60 |
7 |
15 |
159 |
Do you ever get this feeling there's like this whole other level of reality that we're just totally unaware of? |
1.4512 |
0.07187 |
82 |
52 |
23 |
7 |
160 |
So are we of 4 minds, then? |
1.4500 |
0.07734 |
80 |
53 |
18 |
9 |
161 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4500 |
0.08697 |
80 |
58 |
8 |
14 |
162 |
'I really prefer the lightbulb.' |
1.4500 |
0.07936 |
80 |
54 |
16 |
10 |
163 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4500 |
0.08513 |
80 |
57 |
10 |
13 |
164 |
Does yours wear shoes? Mine likes the feeling of hair between his toes. |
1.4500 |
0.08133 |
80 |
55 |
14 |
11 |
165 |
I told you having two Department Heads was a bad idea. |
1.4500 |
0.07313 |
80 |
51 |
22 |
7 |
166 |
My thoughts exactly! |
1.4500 |
0.08513 |
80 |
57 |
10 |
13 |
167 |
I like to support Small Business, but if he microwaves fish one more time, he's gone. |
1.4444 |
0.08240 |
81 |
57 |
12 |
12 |
168 |
I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair. |
1.4430 |
0.07590 |
79 |
52 |
19 |
8 |
169 |
Well, it all depends on what you mean by, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" |
1.4359 |
0.08863 |
78 |
58 |
6 |
14 |
170 |
When I signed up for the new LinkedIn I didn't realize what a headache it would be... |
1.4359 |
0.08479 |
78 |
56 |
10 |
12 |
171 |
How do we ditch them for lunch? |
1.4359 |
0.07868 |
78 |
53 |
16 |
9 |
172 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4359 |
0.08673 |
78 |
57 |
8 |
13 |
173 |
I can't seem to get work off my mind. |
1.4359 |
0.08479 |
78 |
56 |
10 |
12 |
174 |
We're a lot alike. I always have work on my mind and you have a head for business. |
1.4304 |
0.07787 |
79 |
54 |
16 |
9 |
175 |
It's a little tight. Do you have something in a conference table? |
1.4304 |
0.07787 |
79 |
54 |
16 |
9 |
176 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4286 |
0.08948 |
77 |
58 |
5 |
14 |
177 |
Have your people call my people |
1.4286 |
0.08948 |
77 |
58 |
5 |
14 |
178 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking!? |
1.4286 |
0.08755 |
77 |
57 |
7 |
13 |
179 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4286 |
0.08755 |
77 |
57 |
7 |
13 |
180 |
My people should be talking to your people. |
1.4286 |
0.08948 |
77 |
58 |
5 |
14 |
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4286 |
0.08558 |
77 |
56 |
9 |
12 |
182 |
I think I'm getting carpal temple syndrome. |
1.4211 |
0.08432 |
76 |
55 |
10 |
11 |
183 |
This latest Office upgrade is nothing but headaches. |
1.4211 |
0.07554 |
76 |
51 |
18 |
7 |
184 |
I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.4211 |
0.09035 |
76 |
58 |
4 |
14 |
185 |
My guy will be in touch with your guy |
1.4211 |
0.09035 |
76 |
58 |
4 |
14 |
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4211 |
0.09035 |
76 |
58 |
4 |
14 |
187 |
Uneasy lies the head that wears the desk. |
1.4211 |
0.08221 |
76 |
54 |
12 |
10 |
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What do you say we grab a beer and get work off our minds... |
1.4211 |
0.08638 |
76 |
56 |
8 |
12 |
189 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking!? |
1.4211 |
0.09035 |
76 |
58 |
4 |
14 |
190 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4189 |
0.09026 |
74 |
56 |
5 |
13 |
191 |
Have your guy call my guy. |
1.4189 |
0.09229 |
74 |
57 |
3 |
14 |
192 |
This job demands a level head. |
1.4189 |
0.07935 |
74 |
51 |
15 |
8 |
193 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4189 |
0.08819 |
74 |
55 |
7 |
12 |
194 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4189 |
0.09229 |
74 |
57 |
3 |
14 |
195 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4189 |
0.09026 |
74 |
56 |
5 |
13 |
196 |
He's been giving "unfunny" ratings to captions for the last 8 hours. |
1.4189 |
0.07935 |
74 |
51 |
15 |
8 |
197 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.4133 |
0.08923 |
75 |
57 |
5 |
13 |
198 |
Tell me again why you think this will be more popular than the Apple Watch. |
1.4110 |
0.07256 |
73 |
48 |
20 |
5 |
199 |
Is that your natural desk color? Or do you varnish it? |
1.4110 |
0.08238 |
73 |
52 |
12 |
9 |
200 |
I still think a simple light bulb gets the idea across. |
1.4110 |
0.07513 |
73 |
49 |
18 |
6 |
201 |
I'll have my guy email your guy, and we'll do lunch. |
1.4110 |
0.09115 |
73 |
56 |
4 |
13 |
202 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4110 |
0.09115 |
73 |
56 |
4 |
13 |
203 |
Have you always supported small businesses? |
1.4110 |
0.07256 |
73 |
48 |
20 |
5 |
204 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.4110 |
0.08688 |
73 |
54 |
8 |
11 |
205 |
Remember the old days when I had Georgia on my mind? |
1.4028 |
0.07310 |
72 |
48 |
19 |
5 |
206 |
I loved the Apple iwatch and Google Glass, but I'm not so sure how I feel about the new Microsoft Office. |
1.4028 |
0.08312 |
72 |
52 |
11 |
9 |
207 |
Shh... They can hear what we're thinking! |
1.4028 |
0.09205 |
72 |
56 |
3 |
13 |
208 |
Have your people call my people, and we'll do lunch. |
1.4028 |
0.09205 |
72 |
56 |
3 |
13 |
209 |
What do you THINK?" "I don't know - how do you FEEL? |
1.4028 |
0.07038 |
72 |
47 |
21 |
4 |
210 |
It may take a full body cavity search to locate upper management. |
1.3944 |
0.08387 |
71 |
52 |
10 |
9 |
211 |
Have your guy get in touch with my guy. |
1.3944 |
0.09078 |
71 |
55 |
4 |
12 |
212 |
My boss has been on me all day. |
1.3944 |
0.07892 |
71 |
50 |
14 |
7 |
213 |
The doctor asked me too if I heard little voices in my head too, I said no just typing. |
1.3944 |
0.06797 |
71 |
46 |
22 |
3 |
214 |
I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.3944 |
0.08623 |
71 |
53 |
8 |
10 |
215 |
I think it best to double check that with the head office. Don't you? |
1.3944 |
0.07633 |
71 |
49 |
16 |
6 |
216 |
I see you have a head for business too. |
1.3944 |
0.08143 |
71 |
51 |
12 |
8 |
217 |
I hope they're not planning a merger. |
1.3944 |
0.08143 |
71 |
51 |
12 |
8 |
218 |
You can't get your mind off work either? |
1.3944 |
0.07892 |
71 |
50 |
14 |
7 |
219 |
Downsizing went alright but these overheads are a nightmare. |
1.3944 |
0.07086 |
71 |
47 |
20 |
4 |
220 |
Have your guy call my guy. |
1.3944 |
0.08854 |
71 |
54 |
6 |
11 |
221 |
Last week I was only up to my neck in work |
1.3944 |
0.07892 |
71 |
50 |
14 |
7 |
222 |
I'll have my people contact your people. |
1.3944 |
0.09078 |
71 |
55 |
4 |
12 |
223 |
We’re working hard but the overhead is killing us. |
1.3944 |
0.08143 |
71 |
51 |
12 |
8 |
224 |
Well, at least no one is going to ask about our comb overs anymore |
1.3944 |
0.07365 |
71 |
48 |
18 |
5 |
225 |
Do you have trouble balancing your workload? |
1.3944 |
0.08143 |
71 |
51 |
12 |
8 |
226 |
Should we have requested a brain chip instead of a desktop? |
1.3944 |
0.07365 |
71 |
48 |
18 |
5 |
227 |
This micromanaging is really getting out of control. |
1.3944 |
0.07633 |
71 |
49 |
16 |
6 |
228 |
On the plus side, his restaurant picks are better than Siri's. |
1.3944 |
0.07892 |
71 |
50 |
14 |
7 |
229 |
And they said we'd never carry computers in our pockets, either. |
1.3944 |
0.07633 |
71 |
49 |
16 |
6 |
230 |
This micromanagement is getting ridiculous. |
1.3944 |
0.08854 |
71 |
54 |
6 |
11 |
231 |
I can't believe you wore the same mid-level bureaucrat as me today! |
1.3944 |
0.07633 |
71 |
49 |
16 |
6 |
232 |
Have your little people email my little people. |
1.3857 |
0.08703 |
70 |
53 |
7 |
10 |
233 |
I thought your people were supposed to contact my people. |
1.3857 |
0.09167 |
70 |
55 |
3 |
12 |
234 |
All we need now is a Small Business Loan. |
1.3857 |
0.08462 |
70 |
52 |
9 |
9 |
235 |
I'll have my people call your people. |
1.3857 |
0.08703 |
70 |
53 |
7 |
10 |
236 |
Mine? Well, once he'd mapped pi to 950,000 decimal places, he moved along to vacation porn. |
1.3857 |
0.06203 |
70 |
44 |
25 |
1 |
237 |
Have your man talk to my man. |
1.3857 |
0.09167 |
70 |
55 |
3 |
12 |
238 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3857 |
0.09167 |
70 |
55 |
3 |
12 |
239 |
Nice to see somebody else around here with a head for business. |
1.3857 |
0.08214 |
70 |
51 |
11 |
8 |
240 |
You and I appear to be the only ones carrying the workload around here. |
1.3857 |
0.07419 |
70 |
48 |
17 |
5 |
241 |
Let's do lunch. Have your computer guy call my computer guy. |
1.3857 |
0.08462 |
70 |
52 |
9 |
9 |
242 |
"Ha ha, watch what happens when I hit "Ctrl + C"! |
1.3857 |
0.07958 |
70 |
50 |
13 |
7 |
243 |
I see that you and I have a similar head for business. |
1.3857 |
0.07693 |
70 |
49 |
15 |
6 |
244 |
It's tough balancing work. |
1.3857 |
0.07419 |
70 |
48 |
17 |
5 |
245 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3857 |
0.08938 |
70 |
54 |
5 |
11 |
246 |
You thinking the same thing I'm thinking? |
1.3857 |
0.09167 |
70 |
55 |
3 |
12 |
247 |
It's not dandruff, he just had a powdered sugar doughnut. |
1.3857 |
0.08214 |
70 |
51 |
11 |
8 |
248 |
I'll get my people to call your people. |
1.3857 |
0.08938 |
70 |
54 |
5 |
11 |
249 |
I'll have my people call your people. |
1.3768 |
0.09257 |
69 |
55 |
2 |
12 |
250 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3768 |
0.09023 |
69 |
54 |
4 |
11 |
251 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3768 |
0.09257 |
69 |
55 |
2 |
12 |
252 |
Well at least we don't operate jackhammers for a living. |
1.3768 |
0.08023 |
69 |
50 |
12 |
7 |
253 |
I don't believe in God, but I'm pretty sure there is a man upstairs. |
1.3768 |
0.06879 |
69 |
46 |
20 |
3 |
254 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3768 |
0.09023 |
69 |
54 |
4 |
11 |
255 |
Work is always on my brain. |
1.3768 |
0.09257 |
69 |
55 |
2 |
12 |
256 |
Checkmate! |
1.3768 |
0.06562 |
69 |
45 |
22 |
2 |
257 |
I'm beginning to regret outsourcing myself. |
1.3768 |
0.07753 |
69 |
49 |
14 |
6 |
258 |
Foil hats would have prevented this. |
1.3768 |
0.08023 |
69 |
50 |
12 |
7 |
259 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3768 |
0.08538 |
69 |
52 |
8 |
9 |
260 |
Penny for your thoughts. But don't tell me, email me. |
1.3768 |
0.08538 |
69 |
52 |
8 |
9 |
261 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3768 |
0.09257 |
69 |
55 |
2 |
12 |
262 |
I worked HR at Wrigley Chewing Gum. There they taught me, "Two heads are better than one." |
1.3768 |
0.06879 |
69 |
46 |
20 |
3 |
263 |
You're thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3768 |
0.09257 |
69 |
55 |
2 |
12 |
264 |
Lunch sounds great. Have your guy contact my guy. |
1.3768 |
0.07753 |
69 |
49 |
14 |
6 |
265 |
I'm virtually out of my mind. |
1.3768 |
0.08784 |
69 |
53 |
6 |
10 |
266 |
Have your person call my person. We'll do lunch. |
1.3768 |
0.08285 |
69 |
51 |
10 |
8 |
267 |
I don't know about you, but I miss Siri. |
1.3768 |
0.08538 |
69 |
52 |
8 |
9 |
268 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3768 |
0.09023 |
69 |
54 |
4 |
11 |
269 |
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do take the office home at night |
1.3768 |
0.08023 |
69 |
50 |
12 |
7 |
270 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3768 |
0.09023 |
69 |
54 |
4 |
11 |
271 |
I can't get work off my mind...you? |
1.3768 |
0.08023 |
69 |
50 |
12 |
7 |
272 |
Aren't you tired of being micro-managed? |
1.3768 |
0.07753 |
69 |
49 |
14 |
6 |
273 |
Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? |
1.3768 |
0.09484 |
69 |
56 |
0 |
13 |
274 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3768 |
0.09257 |
69 |
55 |
2 |
12 |
275 |
Are you thinking what I think you're thinking? |
1.3768 |
0.08538 |
69 |
52 |
8 |
9 |
276 |
Have your guy call my guy. |
1.3768 |
0.08538 |
69 |
52 |
8 |
9 |
277 |
At least yours wears pants. |
1.3768 |
0.08784 |
69 |
53 |
6 |
10 |
278 |
I always seem to have work on my mind these days. |
1.3768 |
0.07753 |
69 |
49 |
14 |
6 |
279 |
I'll Have My People Contact Your People |
1.3768 |
0.09023 |
69 |
54 |
4 |
11 |
280 |
What system software does your Super Ego use? |
1.3768 |
0.07753 |
69 |
49 |
14 |
6 |
281 |
Tell your guy to talk to my guy. |
1.3768 |
0.09257 |
69 |
55 |
2 |
12 |
282 |
This wasn't what I thought they meant when I was told I was assigned to the head office. |
1.3768 |
0.07473 |
69 |
48 |
16 |
5 |
283 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3768 |
0.09023 |
69 |
54 |
4 |
11 |
284 |
Have your guy call my guy! |
1.3768 |
0.09023 |
69 |
54 |
4 |
11 |
285 |
I'll have my guy contact your guy! |
1.3676 |
0.09110 |
68 |
54 |
3 |
11 |
286 |
The iHat isn't so bad, once you accept that you'll never have sex again. |
1.3676 |
0.08356 |
68 |
51 |
9 |
8 |
287 |
Hey, does your guy spend all day on porn, too? |
1.3676 |
0.07813 |
68 |
49 |
13 |
6 |
288 |
I hate micromanagers. |
1.3676 |
0.07813 |
68 |
49 |
13 |
6 |
289 |
I'll have your hacker call my hacker. |
1.3676 |
0.08865 |
68 |
53 |
5 |
10 |
290 |
Mine hates it when I forget to duck. |
1.3676 |
0.08089 |
68 |
50 |
11 |
7 |
291 |
So, you can't get your job off your mind either. |
1.3676 |
0.08356 |
68 |
51 |
9 |
8 |
292 |
Yeah, it's hard to balance work AND a girlfriend. |
1.3676 |
0.08356 |
68 |
51 |
9 |
8 |
293 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3676 |
0.09348 |
68 |
55 |
1 |
12 |
294 |
Mine keeps asking for a raise |
1.3676 |
0.08865 |
68 |
53 |
5 |
10 |
295 |
I hate being micromanaged. |
1.3676 |
0.08089 |
68 |
50 |
11 |
7 |
296 |
Sure. Have your people talk with my people. |
1.3676 |
0.08865 |
68 |
53 |
5 |
10 |
297 |
Ever get the sense you're not in charge? |
1.3623 |
0.07717 |
69 |
50 |
13 |
6 |
298 |
Have your guy call my guy. |
1.3623 |
0.08505 |
69 |
53 |
7 |
9 |
299 |
I'm OK as long as he doesn't have Mexican for lunch. |
1.3623 |
0.07717 |
69 |
50 |
13 |
6 |
300 |
That's exactly what i have been thinking |
1.3623 |
0.07436 |
69 |
49 |
15 |
5 |
301 |
I miss my thinking cap. |
1.3582 |
0.07872 |
67 |
49 |
12 |
6 |
302 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3582 |
0.09197 |
67 |
54 |
2 |
11 |
303 |
Looks like the downsizing didn't reduce overhead. |
1.3582 |
0.08427 |
67 |
51 |
8 |
8 |
304 |
If we put our heads together, we can have a conference table. |
1.3582 |
0.08154 |
67 |
50 |
10 |
7 |
305 |
So, you’ve got a micromanager too? |
1.3582 |
0.07579 |
67 |
48 |
14 |
5 |
306 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.3485 |
0.08499 |
66 |
51 |
7 |
8 |
307 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3485 |
0.08769 |
66 |
52 |
5 |
9 |
308 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.3485 |
0.09030 |
66 |
53 |
3 |
10 |
309 |
Well one of us needs to go home and change hats |
1.3438 |
0.08097 |
64 |
48 |
10 |
6 |
310 |
I feel we've reached a meeting of the minds here. |
1.3438 |
0.08969 |
64 |
51 |
4 |
9 |
311 |
Some say he micromanages, but I can't imagine working for anyone else. |
1.3438 |
0.08688 |
64 |
50 |
6 |
8 |
312 |
I'll have my people contact your people. |
1.3438 |
0.08969 |
64 |
51 |
4 |
9 |
313 |
Those jerks at the hat store told me I had the only one. |
1.3438 |
0.08398 |
64 |
49 |
8 |
7 |
314 |
It’s weighing on me, too. |
1.3438 |
0.08398 |
64 |
49 |
8 |
7 |
315 |
'They're playing head games again." |
1.3438 |
0.08097 |
64 |
48 |
10 |
6 |
316 |
Heavy is the head that wears Leon from Accounting. |
1.3438 |
0.08688 |
64 |
50 |
6 |
8 |
317 |
They worked hard to get a head. |
1.3438 |
0.08688 |
64 |
50 |
6 |
8 |
318 |
Yeah, I've been carrying my boss for way too long also. |
1.3438 |
0.07460 |
64 |
46 |
14 |
4 |
319 |
'Hey, don't blame me! The decision came from the top!" |
1.3438 |
0.07460 |
64 |
46 |
14 |
4 |
320 |
It's hard for me to keep a work-life balance. Especially when I tie my shoes. |
1.3438 |
0.07460 |
64 |
46 |
14 |
4 |
321 |
Bad news: Boss says we need to cut overhead. |
1.3438 |
0.08398 |
64 |
49 |
8 |
7 |
322 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3438 |
0.08969 |
64 |
51 |
4 |
9 |
323 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3438 |
0.08688 |
64 |
50 |
6 |
8 |
324 |
It was more fun when we always had sex on our minds. |
1.3438 |
0.07120 |
64 |
45 |
16 |
3 |
325 |
I don't want to freak you out, but you've got a tiny bureaucrat on your head |
1.3438 |
0.08969 |
64 |
51 |
4 |
9 |
326 |
I can tell my guy is just playing solitaire. |
1.3438 |
0.08097 |
64 |
48 |
10 |
6 |
327 |
I liked "Georgia" better. |
1.3438 |
0.07120 |
64 |
45 |
16 |
3 |
328 |
I liked Siri better. |
1.3333 |
0.07839 |
63 |
47 |
11 |
5 |
329 |
I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.3333 |
0.09051 |
63 |
51 |
3 |
9 |
330 |
Bathroom breaks have been a challenge |
1.3333 |
0.07839 |
63 |
47 |
11 |
5 |
331 |
You say potato, I say potato. |
1.3333 |
0.08467 |
63 |
49 |
7 |
7 |
332 |
I just clicked on 'Install Microsoft Office.' |
1.3333 |
0.08159 |
63 |
48 |
9 |
6 |
333 |
Things have been tough since they banned thought bubbles. |
1.3333 |
0.07505 |
63 |
46 |
13 |
4 |
334 |
The tap tap tapping in my head is driving me crazy. |
1.3333 |
0.06400 |
63 |
43 |
19 |
1 |
335 |
The management here is pretty much on top of things, although they sometimes split hairs. |
1.3333 |
0.08159 |
63 |
48 |
9 |
6 |
336 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3333 |
0.08764 |
63 |
50 |
5 |
8 |
337 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3333 |
0.08467 |
63 |
49 |
7 |
7 |
338 |
Am I the only one feeling micromanaged? |
1.3333 |
0.07156 |
63 |
45 |
15 |
3 |
339 |
Have your person call my person. |
1.3333 |
0.09051 |
63 |
51 |
3 |
9 |
340 |
I'm having a hard time balancing work. |
1.3333 |
0.08764 |
63 |
50 |
5 |
8 |
341 |
I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.3333 |
0.09051 |
63 |
51 |
3 |
9 |
342 |
Rainy days are the worst. |
1.3333 |
0.07839 |
63 |
47 |
11 |
5 |
343 |
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3333 |
0.09051 |
63 |
51 |
3 |
9 |
344 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3333 |
0.08764 |
63 |
50 |
5 |
8 |
345 |
I think I prefer the voices in my head. |
1.3333 |
0.07505 |
63 |
46 |
13 |
4 |
346 |
Off the top of my head, I'd say that desktops are not going extinct. |
1.3333 |
0.07505 |
63 |
46 |
13 |
4 |
347 |
I really hate micromanagement... and my neck is killing me. |
1.3333 |
0.08159 |
63 |
48 |
9 |
6 |
348 |
Have your person call my person. |
1.3333 |
0.08764 |
63 |
50 |
5 |
8 |
349 |
What do you do to get work off your mind? |
1.3333 |
0.07505 |
63 |
46 |
13 |
4 |
350 |
I'm under constant pressure from the head of my department. |
1.3333 |
0.08159 |
63 |
48 |
9 |
6 |
351 |
I know what you're thinking. |
1.3333 |
0.08467 |
63 |
49 |
7 |
7 |
352 |
What do you do for desk hair? |
1.3333 |
0.07505 |
63 |
46 |
13 |
4 |
353 |
Next time, I'm definitely taking the ankle monitor. |
1.3333 |
0.08764 |
63 |
50 |
5 |
8 |
354 |
Forget your heart, what's your head telling you. |
1.3333 |
0.08159 |
63 |
48 |
9 |
6 |
355 |
I'll have my head office contact your head office. |
1.3333 |
0.07839 |
63 |
47 |
11 |
5 |
356 |
I'll have my little guy call your little guy. |
1.3333 |
0.09051 |
63 |
51 |
3 |
9 |
357 |
It's stressful working under a micromanager. |
1.3281 |
0.08350 |
64 |
50 |
7 |
7 |
358 |
Sometimes I feel like the man is keeping me down.... |
1.3226 |
0.07891 |
62 |
47 |
10 |
5 |
359 |
Do you wish you'd got a laptop too? |
1.3226 |
0.08219 |
62 |
48 |
8 |
6 |
360 |
It won't be so bad once they go wireless. |
1.3226 |
0.07189 |
62 |
45 |
14 |
3 |
361 |
I'll have my guy talk to your guy . |
1.3226 |
0.08535 |
62 |
49 |
6 |
7 |
362 |
I was thinking the same thing. |
1.3226 |
0.08219 |
62 |
48 |
8 |
6 |
363 |
I could be worse. Imagine if we had asked for treadmill desks. |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
364 |
'Frankly, I miss Siri.' |
1.3226 |
0.07891 |
62 |
47 |
10 |
5 |
365 |
"You're micromanaged too? |
1.3226 |
0.08839 |
62 |
50 |
4 |
8 |
366 |
Yea, was kinda thinking the same thing. |
1.3226 |
0.07891 |
62 |
47 |
10 |
5 |
367 |
Off the top of my head, I don't remember what they do here. |
1.3226 |
0.08839 |
62 |
50 |
4 |
8 |
368 |
At the end of the day we've all got to answer to the guy upstairs. |
1.3226 |
0.07891 |
62 |
47 |
10 |
5 |
369 |
What's mine doing? |
1.3226 |
0.08219 |
62 |
48 |
8 |
6 |
370 |
Do we really need two head writers? |
1.3226 |
0.08219 |
62 |
48 |
8 |
6 |
371 |
Weird, I was thinking the same thing. |
1.3226 |
0.09133 |
62 |
51 |
2 |
9 |
372 |
I just hate it when he takes his shoes off. |
1.3226 |
0.08219 |
62 |
48 |
8 |
6 |
373 |
My guy will call your guy. |
1.3226 |
0.08535 |
62 |
49 |
6 |
7 |
374 |
Running under a low hanging branch is the way I clear my head of work. |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
375 |
We can’t have two head writers. |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
376 |
The worst part is I can't even tell if he's really working. |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
377 |
I hate commercial surreal estate. |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
378 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3226 |
0.08839 |
62 |
50 |
4 |
8 |
379 |
The overhead is killing us. |
1.3226 |
0.08535 |
62 |
49 |
6 |
7 |
380 |
Do you ever feel micromanaged? |
1.3226 |
0.08219 |
62 |
48 |
8 |
6 |
381 |
We're getting twice as much done, but the overhead is killer. |
1.3226 |
0.07891 |
62 |
47 |
10 |
5 |
382 |
Have your little man call my little man to schedule that little meeting. |
1.3226 |
0.08839 |
62 |
50 |
4 |
8 |
383 |
If you're not the head of marketing, what ARE you the head of? |
1.3226 |
0.07891 |
62 |
47 |
10 |
5 |
384 |
These IRS audits are getting too personal. |
1.3226 |
0.08219 |
62 |
48 |
8 |
6 |
385 |
Yes, but mine isn't wearing any pants. |
1.3226 |
0.07548 |
62 |
46 |
12 |
4 |
386 |
What do you do when you just can't get work off your mind? |
1.3226 |
0.06812 |
62 |
44 |
16 |
2 |
387 |
I get a feeling we're like-minded. |
1.3226 |
0.08535 |
62 |
49 |
6 |
7 |
388 |
NO! The difference between us is: mine has done my income taxes, balanced my check book, and restructured my 401k, while your's has just sat there all day playing video solitaire. |
1.3226 |
0.07891 |
62 |
47 |
10 |
5 |
389 |
Welcome to the head office. |
1.3175 |
0.07445 |
63 |
47 |
12 |
4 |
390 |
Off the top of my head? Hang on. Lemme ask. |
1.3175 |
0.08414 |
63 |
50 |
6 |
7 |
391 |
We support small business. |
1.3115 |
0.08278 |
61 |
48 |
7 |
6 |
392 |
Yes, that's how to get a head in business. |
1.3115 |
0.08914 |
61 |
50 |
3 |
8 |
393 |
Funny, I was just thinking the exact same thing. |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
394 |
I can't get out from under the office |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
395 |
Laptops would eliminate overhead. |
1.3115 |
0.08602 |
61 |
49 |
5 |
7 |
396 |
It's all about balance. |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
397 |
So this is what he meant by " Desk Jockey" |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
398 |
I'll tell you what's wrong with the company....too many head offices. |
1.3115 |
0.06832 |
61 |
44 |
15 |
2 |
399 |
Hair bnb is going to work man, I'm telling you. |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
400 |
I know it's not exactly a home office, but I still think I'm entitled to a tax deduction |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
401 |
Find the 10 things different. |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
402 |
I feel like William Tell’s son – with an Apple on my head! |
1.3115 |
0.06419 |
61 |
43 |
17 |
1 |
403 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3115 |
0.08602 |
61 |
49 |
5 |
7 |
404 |
Mine wastes time on that cartoon caption contest. |
1.3115 |
0.08602 |
61 |
49 |
5 |
7 |
405 |
I just don't know about these new Microsoft wearables... |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
406 |
Seriously Dean, I think we're carrying way too much overhead. |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
407 |
I miss pencils behind the ears. |
1.3115 |
0.07941 |
61 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
408 |
It's a new corporate policy to shrink overhead. |
1.3115 |
0.07590 |
61 |
46 |
11 |
4 |
409 |
George Orwell never saw this coming .... |
1.3115 |
0.08914 |
61 |
50 |
3 |
8 |
410 |
No way you came up with that off the top of your head. |
1.3115 |
0.08278 |
61 |
48 |
7 |
6 |
411 |
My thoughts exactly. |
1.3065 |
0.08159 |
62 |
49 |
7 |
6 |
412 |
It's Friday afternoon, why don't they just go home? |
1.3065 |
0.07828 |
62 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
413 |
I want a head with a corner office. |
1.3065 |
0.08477 |
62 |
50 |
5 |
7 |
414 |
Twins @ Work: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" |
1.3000 |
0.09297 |
60 |
51 |
0 |
9 |
415 |
No matter how hard I work, the boss is always on top of me. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
416 |
Can we go back to the man buns? |
1.3000 |
0.08336 |
60 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
417 |
Is this their idea of thinking outside the box? |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
418 |
It's all about striking the right balance. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
419 |
We need to cut our overhead. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
420 |
We really need to reduce our overhead. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
421 |
I hate being micromanaged. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
422 |
I understand we should seek medical attention if it lasts for more than four hours. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
423 |
The head office just won't leave me alone. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
424 |
Have your guy call my guy. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
425 |
Apparently they meant what they said about moving us to the head office. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
426 |
I don't like to take my work home with me, but it's always on my mind |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
427 |
I found him through a headhunter. |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
428 |
I find he's more thorough than the thinking cap. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
429 |
I'll put you in touch with my head accountant. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
430 |
I just hope they don't hit alt, control, delete. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
431 |
I know you are but what am I? |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
432 |
The boss says it reduces overhead. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
433 |
Business is good, but the overhead is killing me. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
434 |
Working in the Head Office sounded so appealing |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
435 |
Tax accountant nesting season is hard on all of us. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
436 |
Do you ever get the feeling we've been hacked? |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
437 |
The office in my pants is far less efficient. |
1.3000 |
0.08336 |
60 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
438 |
We’ll never get management out of our hair. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
439 |
Oh my God, I know...the foot tapping. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
440 |
Don't even ask where he parks his car. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
441 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3000 |
0.08988 |
60 |
50 |
2 |
8 |
442 |
It sucks being an early adopter; the next gen version's gonna have a brim. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
443 |
I preferred the iWatch, but this covers my bald spot. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
444 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3000 |
0.08668 |
60 |
49 |
4 |
7 |
445 |
My guy says your guy is an idiot. |
1.3000 |
0.08336 |
60 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
446 |
Am I the only one who likes it when he takes off his shoes and massages my scalp? |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
447 |
We really need to cut our overhead. |
1.3000 |
0.08336 |
60 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
448 |
My man will get back to your man. |
1.3000 |
0.08668 |
60 |
49 |
4 |
7 |
449 |
are they in over our heads? |
1.3000 |
0.08336 |
60 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
450 |
Either my phone is ringing, or I've got tinnitus. |
1.3000 |
0.08668 |
60 |
49 |
4 |
7 |
451 |
Have your guy call my guy and we'll talk. |
1.3000 |
0.08668 |
60 |
49 |
4 |
7 |
452 |
I always have work on my mind. |
1.3000 |
0.07628 |
60 |
46 |
10 |
4 |
453 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3000 |
0.08336 |
60 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
454 |
Sometimes he telecommutes, but he prefers to work out of the head office. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
455 |
'Click, click, click!" All night long... 'Click, click, click!' |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
456 |
Off the top of my head, I would say that we are both workaholics. |
1.3000 |
0.08336 |
60 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
457 |
Do I have a receding desk? |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
458 |
It's driving me crazy! The TV show theme to "The Patty Duke Show" keeps running in my mind over and over. |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
459 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3000 |
0.08668 |
60 |
49 |
4 |
7 |
460 |
I see you run a low-overhead business, too. |
1.3000 |
0.08336 |
60 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
461 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.3000 |
0.08988 |
60 |
50 |
2 |
8 |
462 |
Work is always on my mind too. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
463 |
This is not when I meant when I requested a move to head office. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
464 |
Russian hackers? |
1.3000 |
0.08336 |
60 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
465 |
I think we can get this deal done. I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.2951 |
0.08853 |
61 |
51 |
2 |
8 |
466 |
Lice are pretty awful, but marketing directors are worse. |
1.2951 |
0.07518 |
61 |
47 |
10 |
4 |
467 |
I much preferred the Google glasses. |
1.2951 |
0.07518 |
61 |
47 |
10 |
4 |
468 |
I'll have my person talk with your person. |
1.2951 |
0.08853 |
61 |
51 |
2 |
8 |
469 |
I believe we have the same barber. |
1.2881 |
0.08037 |
59 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
470 |
They're working on this cartoon caption. |
1.2881 |
0.08392 |
59 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
471 |
I thought these implants would be more sophisticated. |
1.2881 |
0.08037 |
59 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
472 |
Jump if you hate your boss. |
1.2881 |
0.07664 |
59 |
46 |
9 |
4 |
473 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.2881 |
0.09062 |
59 |
50 |
1 |
8 |
474 |
The micro-management is starting to get to me. |
1.2881 |
0.07273 |
59 |
45 |
11 |
3 |
475 |
I have to let him go but don't want a bad case of desk head. |
1.2881 |
0.08734 |
59 |
49 |
3 |
7 |
476 |
Have your homunculus text my homunculus. |
1.2881 |
0.08037 |
59 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
477 |
My thoughts exactly! |
1.2881 |
0.08037 |
59 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
478 |
They're plugged in where? |
1.2881 |
0.08037 |
59 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
479 |
Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin"? |
1.2881 |
0.08734 |
59 |
49 |
3 |
7 |
480 |
I'll have my guy email your guy. |
1.2881 |
0.08037 |
59 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
481 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.2881 |
0.08734 |
59 |
49 |
3 |
7 |
482 |
Does your guy at least keep his shoes on? |
1.2881 |
0.07273 |
59 |
45 |
11 |
3 |
483 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.2881 |
0.08734 |
59 |
49 |
3 |
7 |
484 |
I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.2881 |
0.08392 |
59 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
485 |
He's not heavy he's my accountant. |
1.2833 |
0.06761 |
60 |
45 |
13 |
2 |
486 |
They told me I was "head office material", too. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
487 |
I know the government's gotta prevent terrorism and all, but sometimes I think they go just a little too... Oh! My mind just went blank. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
488 |
I can't get work off of my mind either! |
1.2807 |
0.08209 |
57 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
489 |
Weird, mine's not wearing pants either. |
1.2807 |
0.08209 |
57 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
490 |
Don't you get tired of that phone ringing in your ears? |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
491 |
Are you downloading what I'm downloading? |
1.2807 |
0.06505 |
57 |
42 |
14 |
1 |
492 |
"I was thinking the exact same thing". |
1.2807 |
0.07406 |
57 |
44 |
10 |
3 |
493 |
Telecomuting is great, but getting tech support can be a headache. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
494 |
I retweeted myself. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
495 |
I like the way your mind works. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
496 |
Hello Bob. Let me introduce boB from the Alternate Universe Department. |
1.2807 |
0.06005 |
57 |
41 |
16 |
0 |
497 |
I remember when guardian angels simply sat on the shoulder. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
498 |
You are out of your mind. |
1.2807 |
0.08209 |
57 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
499 |
I don't know if this new Google Hat is going to catch on. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
500 |
I hate when they spill coffee. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
501 |
I also have a head for small business. |
1.2807 |
0.06970 |
57 |
43 |
12 |
2 |
502 |
I see you also bought the new smart hat |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
503 |
I was really expecting Virtual Reality to be more fun |
1.2807 |
0.08209 |
57 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
504 |
Who would have guessed your inner child is a middle-aged actuary, just like mine |
1.2807 |
0.06005 |
57 |
41 |
16 |
0 |
505 |
I can balance work but not play. How 'bout you? |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
506 |
I was thinking about, but the little accountant on my head says it's best to wait until after November 8. If that orange monster wins, then the market will crash. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
507 |
Can't get work off your mind? |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
508 |
Shh. Little Brother is watching. |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
509 |
Off the top of my head ... |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
510 |
The overhead is killing me. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
511 |
THE PROBLEM'S NOT OUR BALANCE, IT'S THE OVERHEAD |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
512 |
I can't wait until "bring your homunculus to work" day is over. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
513 |
I hate waking up to a bad chair day. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
514 |
I think now that I'd rather have that microchip implant. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
515 |
I liked it better when the voices were inside my head. |
1.2679 |
0.08638 |
56 |
47 |
3 |
6 |
516 |
I don't think the management realizes how much the downsizing weighs on us. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
517 |
IT told me to try turning it off and on again |
1.2679 |
0.06492 |
56 |
42 |
13 |
1 |
518 |
They've taken technical support to a whole new level. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
519 |
Yes, Lloyd, I think we balance our work pretty well. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
520 |
Well, this is embarrassing. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
521 |
You have no idea the pressure I'm under. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
522 |
It appears we both have some of Hillary's emails. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
523 |
Hard work is the key to getting a head in life. |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
524 |
So what's it like having a left-handed brain? |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
525 |
Yeah, but on weekends he's a lumberjack and I get irritable. |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
526 |
Looks like we’re both dressed for the job we want: head executive. |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
527 |
I hate micro-managers. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
528 |
Just give me your ideas off the top of your head |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
529 |
Same with my hairdresser: 'Lose the cubicle.' |
1.2679 |
0.08638 |
56 |
47 |
3 |
6 |
530 |
I agree, desktops are old hat. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
531 |
I see you're having issues with upper management as well. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
532 |
I don't know what to think, my internet is down. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
533 |
I thought I was the only one who had a head for business. |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
534 |
I guess we both have work on our minds. |
1.2679 |
0.06492 |
56 |
42 |
13 |
1 |
535 |
Work has become such a balancing act. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
536 |
...and I say it's not normal to have two head offices. |
1.2679 |
0.05971 |
56 |
41 |
15 |
0 |
537 |
How's your personal assistant working out? |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
538 |
There must be some mistake. I was promoted to head the department. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
539 |
I hate golf-shoe Fridays. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
540 |
Are you syncing what I'm syncing? |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
541 |
He's already monetized my conscience and outsourced my imagination. How's yours helping you? |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
542 |
I used to have a monkey on my back. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
543 |
Ah, yes! Speech bubbles. Those were the days. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
544 |
Hold on. I'm waiting to hear from the man upstairs. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
545 |
The micromanaging has gotten out of control. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
546 |
It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't have smelly feet. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
547 |
Mine spends too much time on Facebook. |
1.2679 |
0.08638 |
56 |
47 |
3 |
6 |
548 |
Do you know what I'm thinking? |
1.2679 |
0.08638 |
56 |
47 |
3 |
6 |
549 |
We should have gone with baseball caps. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
550 |
I can see how your mind works. |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
551 |
The boss wants to see all the department heads. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
552 |
The job weighs heavy on the mind, but at least we have one. |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
553 |
The guys in the head office think we're beneath them. |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
554 |
I can't seem to get work off my mind either. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
555 |
2 Great Minds think alike |
1.2632 |
0.08121 |
57 |
47 |
5 |
5 |
556 |
It's 24/7 tech support. |
1.2632 |
0.06867 |
57 |
44 |
11 |
2 |
557 |
How is your Ikea any different than mine? |
1.2545 |
0.08295 |
55 |
46 |
4 |
5 |
558 |
If it’s just you and me, I’m not sure what to do, but if we find other people then I think we have a solid class action suit against the shampoo company. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
559 |
I've been meaning to ask—where's your guy plugging in? |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
560 |
I'm standing right here. Can't you talk to me rather than e-mailing? |
1.2545 |
0.08295 |
55 |
46 |
4 |
5 |
561 |
Do you ever feel like you're losing Ctrl? |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
562 |
He really wants one of those standing desks, but I think they look silly. |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
563 |
I preferred the little angel and devil guys on my shoulders. |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
564 |
My conscience is clean. Yours has a spot on his tie. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
565 |
This is taking technical support to an extreme. |
1.2545 |
0.08692 |
55 |
47 |
2 |
6 |
566 |
Did you also buy the protective fedora? |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
567 |
Do you get the feeling we're being hacked? |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
568 |
It's the overhead that causes the biggest headaches. |
1.2545 |
0.08295 |
55 |
46 |
4 |
5 |
569 |
Let's not overthink this. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
570 |
Between the FBI and Wikileaks, I wish he'd stop writing so many emails. |
1.2545 |
0.08692 |
55 |
47 |
2 |
6 |
571 |
Have your people contact my people. |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
572 |
Our overhead is killing us. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
573 |
Just our luck, the only two headhunters in the world who take their title literally. |
1.2545 |
0.08295 |
55 |
46 |
4 |
5 |
574 |
I'm renting it out via HairBnB. |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
575 |
Don't you love the new iDesk? |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
576 |
Do you feel the oppressive weight of management, or is it just me? |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
577 |
Hey, Mac, your file's open. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
578 |
When they said that they were desk jockeys, I honestly didn't know that we would be the horses. |
1.2545 |
0.08295 |
55 |
46 |
4 |
5 |
579 |
Job's gone to your head, too? |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
580 |
There it is again. Tap tap tap... |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
581 |
Thanks for showing me how to better organize my ideas. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
582 |
I like the connectivity but the hat-hair is horrible... |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
583 |
Thank god, I thought I was the only one. Does your guy spill coffee too? |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
584 |
I'd say we both have a head for business. |
1.2545 |
0.08295 |
55 |
46 |
4 |
5 |
585 |
William said something about shooting Apples off our heads. I came up with this. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
586 |
At least your guy doesn't tap his feet on your head all day long. |
1.2545 |
0.06471 |
55 |
42 |
12 |
1 |
587 |
Have the people on your head talk to my people, on my head. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
588 |
I see you asked for the executive haircut too |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
589 |
For cold weather I add a cubicle. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
590 |
You too? |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
591 |
Never let your left brain know what your right brain is doing. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
592 |
I'll email you my thoughts on that. |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
593 |
I told you, he's not in |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
594 |
Off the top of my head I'd say you and I work well together. |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
595 |
It's not what I thought tech support was either. |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
596 |
I think we should go back to iPhones. |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
597 |
Is your little accountant thinking what my little accountant is thinking? |
1.2545 |
0.06972 |
55 |
43 |
10 |
2 |
598 |
Yeah, work is always on my mind too. |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
599 |
Your left brain seems to work the same way as my right brain. |
1.2545 |
0.07439 |
55 |
44 |
8 |
3 |
600 |
I feel a lot more relaxed after 5 p.m. when I reclaim my headspace. |
1.2545 |
0.07879 |
55 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
601 |
I see you're right-brained. |
1.2500 |
0.06861 |
56 |
44 |
10 |
2 |
602 |
You know why we're losing money? Too much overhead. |
1.2500 |
0.07319 |
56 |
45 |
8 |
3 |
603 |
At first, the home office seemed like a great idea. |
1.2500 |
0.06861 |
56 |
44 |
10 |
2 |
604 |
If we handle this right we can each take off every other day. |
1.2500 |
0.06861 |
56 |
44 |
10 |
2 |
605 |
You're right. Desk jobs are not beneath us. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
606 |
I am considering a lobotomy... |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
607 |
I was also told it was one of a kind. |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
608 |
Call me old fashioned, but I'm still attached to my desktop computer. |
1.2407 |
0.08332 |
54 |
46 |
3 |
5 |
609 |
I can't get him off my mind either! |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
610 |
Stand-under desks are the new stand-up desks. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
611 |
I agree. These guys are starting to get in my hair, too. |
1.2407 |
0.06440 |
54 |
42 |
11 |
1 |
612 |
I've always had a good head for business. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
613 |
I'll have my man upstairs send you an email. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
614 |
I thought you said it wasn't contagious! |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
615 |
I really thought this would help my career, but my guy's just playing Tetris. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
616 |
Does yours weep softly every night? |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
617 |
Clearly we're fraternal; I prefer the keyboard, you prefer the mouse, I have pens and pencils, you don't, and what is your right hand doing, by the way? |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
618 |
I like using the Cloud better. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
619 |
We are, indeed, of like minds, but I will be needing my stapler back. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
620 |
I don't know, your person would have to talk to my person. |
1.2407 |
0.08332 |
54 |
46 |
3 |
5 |
621 |
You want the quarterly sales figures off the top of my head? |
1.2407 |
0.08332 |
54 |
46 |
3 |
5 |
622 |
I know what you're probably thinking. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
623 |
I hope that's not a private server. |
1.2407 |
0.06440 |
54 |
42 |
11 |
1 |
624 |
Thank goodness mine lives in the cloud on weekends. |
1.2407 |
0.06440 |
54 |
42 |
11 |
1 |
625 |
For me, it was an underutilized space. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
626 |
This was not what I pictured when the boss mentioned outsourcing. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
627 |
We always have work on our mind. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
628 |
He hates it when I look at my feet. |
1.2407 |
0.08332 |
54 |
46 |
3 |
5 |
629 |
That’s funny, you were on my mind too |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
630 |
The company tells me this helicopter bossing is just for us millenials |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
631 |
Power outages are the new snow days. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
632 |
Maybe the red pill and the blue pill aren't that different after all. |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
633 |
You are so crazy I can hear the voices in your head |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
634 |
That's a good idea. Let me run it by the higher-ups. |
1.2407 |
0.06440 |
54 |
42 |
11 |
1 |
635 |
If you're thinking what I'm thinking, you're fired. |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
636 |
Yet again, the working man bears the burden of corporate downsizing. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
637 |
Did I unplug the coffee machine and when did I leave the office? The last thing I recall is leaving the laptop in the car. How many drinks did I have before bed? Good thing I am self employed. |
1.2407 |
0.06440 |
54 |
42 |
11 |
1 |
638 |
One day, we'll just have a chip in our heads. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
639 |
I'll have my guy text your guy about that. |
1.2407 |
0.08332 |
54 |
46 |
3 |
5 |
640 |
Let's get our top guys on this right away... |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
641 |
I see you have work on your mind as well. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
642 |
I'll have my people e-mail your people. |
1.2407 |
0.08742 |
54 |
47 |
1 |
6 |
643 |
We seem to think very much alike. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
644 |
Brothers from another mother board. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
645 |
Good for us; we each managed to get a head. |
1.2407 |
0.08742 |
54 |
47 |
1 |
6 |
646 |
I feel like I'm being micromanaged from above. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
647 |
Yes, it was top of my mind, too. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
648 |
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to inform my head office |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
649 |
Told your boss to get off your back too eh! |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
650 |
I'll have my guy take a look and call your guy. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
651 |
Of course I feel like we're being micro-managed. |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
652 |
Roger, copy that. |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
653 |
I just can’t do this anymore. I guess I don’t really have a head for business. |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
654 |
"What are the odds? All these years, and I had no idea we went to the same hair stylist". |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
655 |
I really need to get an ergonomic set up. My neck and back are killing me. |
1.2407 |
0.06440 |
54 |
42 |
11 |
1 |
656 |
A meeting? My people will call your people. |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
657 |
My mom always said I had a head for business. |
1.2407 |
0.06962 |
54 |
43 |
9 |
2 |
658 |
You know I really don't understand those guys that are always trying to get a head in the office. |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
659 |
It's the plugs I find most uncomfortable. |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
660 |
Remember the good old days when executive functioning was handled by the prefrontal cortex? |
1.2407 |
0.07447 |
54 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
661 |
Mother was right. We both have a head for accounting. |
1.2407 |
0.07902 |
54 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
662 |
Trust me, it's easier than being outsourced to Bombay. |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
663 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.2264 |
0.07919 |
53 |
45 |
4 |
4 |
664 |
My boss is a real micro-manager. |
1.2264 |
0.06398 |
53 |
42 |
10 |
1 |
665 |
We have to stop taking the office home with us. |
1.2264 |
0.06942 |
53 |
43 |
8 |
2 |
666 |
I'm feeling mounting pressure to let them work from home. |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
667 |
I thought this supposed to be an online audit, not a hairline audit. |
1.2264 |
0.08788 |
53 |
47 |
0 |
6 |
668 |
Be strong, dude. In just a few weeks, they'll be sugar plum fairies dancing on our heads. |
1.2264 |
0.07919 |
53 |
45 |
4 |
4 |
669 |
My guy will get back to your guy. |
1.2264 |
0.07919 |
53 |
45 |
4 |
4 |
670 |
I'll have my guy email your guy. |
1.2264 |
0.07919 |
53 |
45 |
4 |
4 |
671 |
Let's do lunch. Have your people email my people. |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
672 |
That's funny, because I think YOU've been micromanaging ME. |
1.2264 |
0.07447 |
53 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
673 |
Answered an ad for a level-headed support person. And you? |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
674 |
My guess is they're writing science fiction novels. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
675 |
Your left brain is the same as my right brain. |
1.2222 |
0.07782 |
54 |
46 |
4 |
4 |
676 |
Do you ever feel like we're being used? |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
677 |
I'm just not processing things the way I used to. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
678 |
I have to wash that man right out of my hair. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
679 |
The boss said we weren't using our heads |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
680 |
How many differences can you spot? |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
681 |
I can't seem to get the job off my mind. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
682 |
Favorite band? Talking Heads. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
683 |
I hate these micromanagers. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
684 |
My wife thinks I'd look better with a laptop. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
685 |
Copy your costume? No, mine has a pencil cup. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
686 |
I'm voting in favor of Measure 95 to set mandatory heights for doorways. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
687 |
No way! Where'd you find the left-handed edition? |
1.2157 |
0.08075 |
51 |
44 |
3 |
4 |
688 |
No way you'll get a promotion without a pencil holder. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
689 |
Oh, he just crawls up my back. How does your guy get to work? |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
690 |
I can't get the boss off my mind either. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
691 |
It came with my M.B.A. And yours? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
692 |
These hats are weird, but they get the job done. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
693 |
Hard to leave it at the office, isn't it? |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
694 |
I'll have my people contact your people. |
1.2157 |
0.08075 |
51 |
44 |
3 |
4 |
695 |
It's a great office... Lots of head space. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
696 |
Is it just me? Or do you hate your job too? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
697 |
You should see the party in the back. |
1.2157 |
0.08075 |
51 |
44 |
3 |
4 |
698 |
First time at Micromanagers Unite ? |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
699 |
I guess I wouldn't mind it so much if his chair didn't squeak all the time. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
700 |
I love people who mind their own business. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
701 |
This isn't working |
1.2157 |
0.08075 |
51 |
44 |
3 |
4 |
702 |
My guy is always hassling me about being more level-headed. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
703 |
So, Tetris or Solitaire? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
704 |
I think they've taken micro-managing too far. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
705 |
There's that strange tapping noise again. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
706 |
On Sundays, I'm a Cheesehead. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
707 |
We've got to reduce our overhead. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
708 |
I didn't think the bank would foreclose on my toupee either, but here we are. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
709 |
I'll have my guy call your guy. |
1.2157 |
0.08075 |
51 |
44 |
3 |
4 |
710 |
You got a guy? I got a guy! |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
711 |
Next time I'm requesting a laptop. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
712 |
When should we tell them their jobs have been outsourced to India? |
1.2115 |
0.06913 |
52 |
43 |
7 |
2 |
713 |
So this is what it's like to have eye contact. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
714 |
Thank you, I think you have a head for business as well. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
715 |
They really seem to be riding us more these days, don't you think? |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
716 |
Personally, I prefer an Apple watch. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
717 |
I'm a piece of chewed gum stuck under a desk. What are you? |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
718 |
I heard the next one will be thinner and have a bigger screen. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
719 |
FBI reading your emails again, too? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
720 |
How's your work-life balance? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
721 |
I can't get work off my mind |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
722 |
I am typing it up as I speak. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
723 |
I know what you're thinking! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
724 |
Relax, will you? We've got our head guys on this. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
725 |
Nice desktop! |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
726 |
Micromanagers are bad. But parasitic ones are even worse. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
727 |
The peyote should have worn off by now... |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
728 |
It's not his desk I mind; it's his sleeping quarters. |
1.2000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
44 |
2 |
4 |
729 |
I've been thinking about going back to my Palm Pilot. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
730 |
We need to work on our work-life separation. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
731 |
Thanks for the heads up. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
732 |
Harvey Wallbanger serves doppelgangers; his drinks will make you see two...sipped some on lunch break and now look in the mirror. Is that me as me or as you? |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
733 |
I like to think they work for us. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
734 |
So when I told The Devil we deserved to be Office Heads... |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
735 |
How do you always seem to know what I am thinking! |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
736 |
Why? Where do you plug yours in? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
737 |
And you want me to believe it's a coincidence that we also had the same costume last year? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
738 |
And you are the head of which department? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
739 |
My exwife used to say that you can take the accountant out of the office, but you can't take the office out of the accountant. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
740 |
I’m not looking forward to the merger, are you? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
741 |
It's good to meet someone else who's connected. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
742 |
It's like you can read my mind. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
743 |
Mine says that under us, it's turtles all the way down. |
1.2000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
44 |
2 |
4 |
744 |
I see you have work on your mind too. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
745 |
I have my order in for Head Top 4 coming out in March. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
746 |
I thought "How To Get A Head in Business" was a typo. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
747 |
It's not just a breakthrough in technology but it has done wonders for the unemployment rate. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
748 |
I guess I'm not the only one who takes his work home. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
749 |
Shrinking the company's overhead is never easy. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
750 |
Let's call it a double-header and declare victory. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
751 |
Dandruff comptroller...you? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
752 |
On the bright side, no 'Bad Hair Days' and Wi-Fi is better. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
753 |
So, how do you tie your shoes? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
754 |
Have you ever felt like you're nothing but a rug in some executive's office? |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
755 |
And then I wished for my manager to get off my back. You too? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
756 |
Four heads work better than two |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
757 |
I can't stop taking my work home either. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
758 |
How's your work-life balance coming along? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
759 |
It's not fair - you always know what I'm thinking. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
760 |
I can't think of anything off the top of my head. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
761 |
I have reason to suspect that your people have been talking to my people. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
762 |
This is much better than when we rented to the tap dancings studio. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
763 |
He's clicking Send. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
764 |
I'm just not wired that way |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
765 |
My guy will call your guy. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
766 |
I feel like the overhead regulatory committee has been getting out of control lately. |
1.2000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
44 |
2 |
4 |
767 |
The guy up top just handles my calendar. I have another little guy who manages pretty much everything else. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
768 |
Al Opecia? Funny. My guy's name is Dan Druff. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
769 |
I'm sick and tired of my own damn emails. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
770 |
Do you ever get the feeling that they're just using us for our bodies? |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
771 |
Where'd they put your fax machine? |
1.2000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
44 |
2 |
4 |
772 |
Is yours watching pornography too? |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
773 |
If you ask me, this whole 'two heads are better than one' is a bunch of crap. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
774 |
I'll have my Head Sales Rep get in touch with your Head Sales Rep ASAP. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
775 |
You've got to tip your hat to the IP guys. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
776 |
I'll have my guy get in touch with your guy. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
777 |
Whenever I have a problem I ask the guy upstairs too |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
778 |
Because I'm a Mac and you're a PC. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
779 |
Someday, I'm gonna have his job... |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
780 |
Good to see you, too, but I've gotta go. He just hit Control P again. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
781 |
This company was built by the little guys. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
782 |
At last: non talking heads. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
783 |
I have a dream job, too. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
784 |
It's gratifying to know that I'm just as mediocre as the next guy. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
785 |
From one Department Head to another. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
786 |
Let's face it, Glen, we both have a great head for business. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
787 |
I see you also have a head for business. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
788 |
I see you are being micromanaged too. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
789 |
Office heads need to support the staff. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
790 |
My posture is a lot better since the layoffs. |
1.2000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
44 |
2 |
4 |
791 |
The micromanaging has gone a bit too far, no? |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
792 |
Yeah, I sprung for the pencil-holder. It adds a soupçon of earthiness. Who cares if it increases the overhead? |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
793 |
We seem to be balancing our work lives quite well. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
794 |
I just can't get work off my mind. |
1.2000 |
0.08081 |
50 |
44 |
2 |
4 |
795 |
The pencils are suppose to introduce a hint of retro. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
796 |
When is our next coffee break? My head is killing me. |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
797 |
Balancing the overhead is twice as hard these days. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
798 |
Do you remember sending me that e-mail, off the top of your head? |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
799 |
I think I have a virus." "Nah, it's all in your head. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
800 |
Eraser tag was more fun. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
801 |
I love that he hides my bald spot. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
802 |
$79.99 at Best Buy. Where did you get yours? |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
803 |
I use mine strictly for remembering passwords. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
804 |
No, there's nothing on your head. Why? |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
805 |
Like my driverless car, it works great until it crashes. |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
806 |
I'm saving for a lap top. |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
807 |
I think corporate misunderstood our feedback about more work/life balance. |
1.1961 |
0.05615 |
51 |
41 |
10 |
0 |
808 |
It blocks harmful UV rays and finds me tax loopholes. |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
809 |
Why don't you have a pencil cup? |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
810 |
Great minds think alike! |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
811 |
Hey Bob, is it me, or are there consultants everywhere now? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
812 |
This office overhead is giving me a headache. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
813 |
I too find it stressful to be a department head. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
814 |
When I woke up this morning, you were on my mind. |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
815 |
Let's stay connected |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
816 |
The micro-managing is bad enough, but he keeps kicking his desk. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
817 |
The overhead is killing me! |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
818 |
Don't mind them. They're from the head office. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
819 |
It may be cutting edge, but I prefer my smartphone. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
820 |
I'm thinking about getting a new digital personal assistant. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
821 |
I have a problem with my executive function! |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
822 |
Seriously? Those shoes with that monitor? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
823 |
The pencil holder is what I find really annoying. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
824 |
He's not heavy; he's my brother. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
825 |
Can you repeat that? My head's in the cloud. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
826 |
But I still wear my emotions on my sleeve. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
827 |
It seems a private server is nothing but a headache! |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
828 |
I hear the next round of downsizing will be even more drastic. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
829 |
I've got a lot on my mind right now, have your guy call my guy. |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
830 |
You should see the party in the back. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
831 |
Our personal assistants are on top of it! |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
832 |
I never let my job go to my head. How 'bout you? |
1.1837 |
0.08078 |
49 |
44 |
1 |
4 |
833 |
I told you they would go over our head with this. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
834 |
Can't get these new office-wide memos off your mind either? |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
835 |
We have more in common than you’d think. |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
836 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.1837 |
0.08078 |
49 |
44 |
1 |
4 |
837 |
I just sense you're someone who can relate to what's been on my mind lately. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
838 |
Let's try to get the office off our minds. |
1.1837 |
0.08078 |
49 |
44 |
1 |
4 |
839 |
You're out of your mind. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
840 |
I keep asking him to do my taxes, but he spends all day surfing for porn. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
841 |
Who needs a cubicle? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
842 |
Who's on your mind? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
843 |
I warned you about these auditors. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
844 |
We have nothing in common....my little guy runs a top hedge fund and your's sells time shares in Vegas |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
845 |
Like it or not, these micromanagers ARE the bosses of us. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
846 |
I should have listened to the man upstairs. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
847 |
I don't know, sometimes I miss the string and two cans. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
848 |
I'll have my people call your people. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
849 |
If we lose power, mine has a backup pencil. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
850 |
I'm hoping to be promoted to the head office. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
851 |
I think I'll have my guy email your guy. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
852 |
I agree, it's not so bad once you get used to it. Although, it does get irritating when he makes me get coffee for him. |
1.1837 |
0.08078 |
49 |
44 |
1 |
4 |
853 |
I see you got the memo. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
854 |
"You're not the only one who can come up with answers off the top of your head". |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
855 |
Don't know about you, but this new workload is giving me a migraine. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
856 |
You look silly with that desk on your head. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
857 |
are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
858 |
I see you went with the executive haircut, too. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
859 |
I don't know about you, but if I knew it wasn't a metaphor, I would have gone with monkey on my back rather than accountant on the brain. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
860 |
I know what you're thinking....and yes, you may borrow one of my pencils. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
861 |
What's the Wi-Fi password again? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
862 |
It's all about balance. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
863 |
Working from home isn't what it used to be. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
864 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
865 |
Are you thinking the same thing I am? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
866 |
All I did was hiccup while logging on. How about you? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
867 |
If you don't upgrade it's the end of the relationship. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
868 |
When I applied for a 'desk job,' this wasn't quite what I had in mind. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
869 |
Do you think we micromanage them? |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
870 |
He's just a temp, until I can find someone more permanent. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
871 |
His name is Glenlivet. What's yours? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
872 |
The worst part for me is that when I comb my hair I have to unplug everything. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
873 |
I'm sick of the little guys going over our heads to get things done. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
874 |
Still think an MBA was the right choice? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
875 |
We both have a head for business. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
876 |
Are you processing what I'm processing? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
877 |
I notice you have work on your mind also. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
878 |
If the FBI wants our emails they're going to have to go over our heads to get them! |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
879 |
My workload is every bit as staggering as yours, Carl! |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
880 |
Mind your own business! |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
881 |
Heavy is the head that wears the desk. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
882 |
Wasn't it so much better when the voices were inside our heads? |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
883 |
I can never get work off my mind either. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
884 |
I think we're on the same page. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
885 |
Can you check to see if mine is playing solitaire again? |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
886 |
Troublingly, mine was eating beans for lunch. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
887 |
I say we just power down and grab a couple of beers? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
888 |
I see you got the OfficeCrew Cut too. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
889 |
Ironically, we didn't read the small print when the Lilliputians suggested we downsize. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
890 |
I guess we'll be in the next edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
891 |
It's clear we share a similar head for business. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
892 |
Nothing comes to mind. Not off the top of my head at least. |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
893 |
Go ahead! Byte me! |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
894 |
Our overhead is killing us. |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
895 |
Don't mention it. They had a 'buy one, get one' special on desk tops. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
896 |
Yeah, well what you gain in productivity with these guys, you lose in privacy. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
897 |
Is your work always on your mind, too? |
1.1837 |
0.08078 |
49 |
44 |
1 |
4 |
898 |
These hats looked better online. |
1.1837 |
0.08078 |
49 |
44 |
1 |
4 |
899 |
Do you think he's on top of it? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
900 |
The only thing I don't like is how they run the power cords. |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
901 |
Wireless? I'm thinking about outsourcing. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
902 |
Uneasy lies the head that wears a computer. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
903 |
I have no clue. It's all above my head. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
904 |
We may wish to reconsider using our private servers. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
905 |
Why do we always take our work home with us? |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
906 |
A week after Aruba and it's like we never went on vacation. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
907 |
I hear they are coming out with a laptop version next year. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
908 |
It's great! He does taxes, pays your bills, balances your checkbook, just don't feed him after midnight. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
909 |
Don't upgrade. You'll just have to learn how he works all over again. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
910 |
Just looking myself up on the internet |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
911 |
If you can't beat em, conjoin em. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
912 |
Who cuts your hair? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
913 |
I actually miss Google Glass. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
914 |
Ever feel like you can't get work off your mind long enough to relax? |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
915 |
You still have a landline too? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
916 |
I think micromanagement is stifling my creativity. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
917 |
Call me if you manage to get out from under it. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
918 |
We should network. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
919 |
Is the short commute worth the trade-off? |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
920 |
I kept asking, what the hell is hat-desking? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
921 |
We're at the forehead of the open-office trend. |
1.1837 |
0.08078 |
49 |
44 |
1 |
4 |
922 |
You too, huh? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
923 |
Do I have to go over your head on this? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
924 |
At least we're not chained to our desks. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
925 |
I can't get the office off my mind. How about you? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
926 |
We have to stop meeting like this. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
927 |
I don't even think they know we're here sometimes. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
928 |
I think my brain works differently than other people's. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
929 |
Do you ever get the feeling we're being watched? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
930 |
Not what I imagined as a mobile office. You? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
931 |
I hear on the 2.0 version, each of them will get a head-desk too. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
932 |
Mind your own business |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
933 |
I'm all for smaller government and surveillance, but this is not what I had in mind. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
934 |
I see we're both bringing our work home. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
935 |
After taking with you I am starting to understand how the whole Cloud thing works. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
936 |
Wait a minute. Yours gets bathroom breaks? |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
937 |
Great minds think alike. |
1.1837 |
0.07533 |
49 |
43 |
3 |
3 |
938 |
I see you're doing the hairbnb thing. |
1.1837 |
0.08078 |
49 |
44 |
1 |
4 |
939 |
What do you mean, we're not compatible? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
940 |
It would seem that we are of like minds. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
941 |
These new budget caps are just impossible. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
942 |
What makes you think we might have a virus? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
943 |
Let me give you a little 'heads up.' |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
944 |
Sometimes I get this terrible fear that technology is taking over civilization, but my wife says it's all in my head. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
945 |
I'm guessing we go to the same barber. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
946 |
Race you to the Patent Office. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
947 |
You've got work on your mind too? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
948 |
This is what you get for working at head office. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
949 |
Our overhead costs are small, almost all of it management. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
950 |
Off the top of my head, I would say you're mistaken. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
951 |
Two heads are better than one! |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
952 |
Don't let him rent space in your head. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
953 |
I'm now replying to your instant message. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
954 |
I hate being a desk jockey. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
955 |
Have your people get back to my people. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
956 |
We should talk sometime. Why don't you have your guy set it up with my guy? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
957 |
This isn't the piece of mind I expected working for Samsung! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
958 |
I always have work on my mind. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
959 |
Dad always said we inherited his head for business. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
960 |
I don't know about your guy, but mine's giving me a headache. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
961 |
No, you're the Nerd. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
962 |
It's a new productivity tool, called HairBNB. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
963 |
Great minds think alike. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
964 |
Our virtual humans seems to be having trouble coming up with a caption off the top of their heads. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
965 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
966 |
I look it as an improvement over the angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other ... |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
967 |
My hard drive thinks your hard drive is cute |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
968 |
Bob is shocked to discover that his life is just as boring in the parallel universe. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
969 |
Yeah, I can't get this new job off my mind either. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
970 |
Wait, what do you mean we could have left hours ago? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
971 |
Where did you get the pencil holder accessory? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
972 |
I just can't get work off my mind. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
973 |
I have a keyboard-pounding headache. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
974 |
I may be closer to the copier but you're closer to the coffee! |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
975 |
Tell me again why Google Glass failed but these guys are cool? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
976 |
I've been thinking too much off the top of my head. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
977 |
Doesn't this seem like an inefficient use of overhead? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
978 |
Heading to the office? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
979 |
Can't get work off of your mind either? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
980 |
I asked how many people he stepped on getting to the top, and he said just me. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
981 |
Before the internet, you could just give an answer off the top of your head. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
982 |
No, I was thinking exactly the opposite. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
983 |
Is this cubism or existentialism? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
984 |
My superego person will be getting in touch with your superego person. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
985 |
Where's yours plugged in? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
986 |
OK, so who was secretary of agriculture in1927? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
987 |
Can you feel the trickle down effect yet? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
988 |
One moment, my agent is typing. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
989 |
Any tips on work-life balance? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
990 |
Radio Shacks attempt at artificial intelligence..."Ask Herb" |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
991 |
Face it - we've both had too much work on our minds lately. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
992 |
No, it's YOU who needs to force quit! |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
993 |
My love life hasn't been that great but , boy, my productivity has been off the charts. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
994 |
You hear that clicking in your head too?! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
995 |
The only part I don't like is the bureaucratic nightmares. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
996 |
What happens when the Doublemint Twins stop chewing gum and get a job. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
997 |
Don't you just hate it when your subordinate goes over your head? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
998 |
I'm of two minds on this subject. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
999 |
Oh, oh, I think I'm going to sneeze. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1000 |
You find that you're taking your work home with you, too? |
1.1702 |
0.08228 |
47 |
43 |
0 |
4 |
1001 |
Work was on my mind before it was cool. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1002 |
Overhead's a real problem here. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1003 |
It's desk work all the way down. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1004 |
Ever have that dream where you're driving home and without thinking you open the sunroof? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1005 |
Do you think he would have drawn apples if his name was 'Mac'? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1006 |
It's like we're in a New Yorker cartoon. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1007 |
I think miniaturization has gone too far. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1008 |
Flat tops would have been better than desk tops. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1009 |
It's clearer now but I miss the Angel and the Devil. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1010 |
I knew he would find a way to hold his new job over our heads. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1011 |
I pine for the old days when all I had were voices IN my head. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1012 |
On three, lets reboot |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1013 |
You also installed an auto-correct? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1014 |
I liked him better when he had a candy dish on his desk. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1015 |
Have your people call my people. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1016 |
I'll fire yours if you fire mine. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1017 |
Are you streaming what I'm streaming? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1018 |
What do our wives mean "leave work at the office"? We're Stepford husbands. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1019 |
My new Thinking Cap just requested more sick leave. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1020 |
You said you'd wear yours on Wednesdays and I'd have Tuesdays. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1021 |
Big brains, small overhead--how can we not succeed? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1022 |
You want to google together some time? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1023 |
There's only one guy at work above me, too. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1024 |
I'm making a mental note. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1025 |
OK, so my people called your people. Now what? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1026 |
I didn't even know they made a left-handed mouse. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1027 |
I'm out of memory, how about you? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1028 |
And R&D calls this a virtual office. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1029 |
It could be worse. Before he found a job he used to live in my basement. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1030 |
Sometimes I hear voices! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1031 |
I find the overhead is making it hard to balance. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1032 |
Where are the pencils? Top desk drawer on the left. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1033 |
Do you ever feel micromanaged? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1034 |
I think we need to do something about our office overhead. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1035 |
Is this what they mean by "desktop"? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1036 |
They couldn't get work off their minds. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1037 |
I see you're using the latest version of Office too. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1038 |
When they said the new i-hat connects to the internet, I had something else in mind. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1039 |
Was this what you expected when we were told to meet at the head office? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1040 |
My work is weighing heavily on my mind. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1041 |
I see that you also see the value of working in the cloud. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1042 |
Work has just been more and more on my mind lately |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1043 |
Did you get the optional ear flaps? |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1044 |
These internal audits are getting a little...well...uncomfortable. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1045 |
Maybe we shouldn't approach everything with our accountant hats on. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1046 |
I've got more on my pate than you do. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1047 |
The sad moment David and Nathan realized they both had Bob's job on their mind and it was no joke. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1048 |
The little computer in the glasses thing I kind of liked. This just plain sucks. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1049 |
Shush! Little Brother is listening! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1050 |
I'm considering a cubicle. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1051 |
Matching 'do's', cool...heh, heh. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1052 |
Is it just me or are the new micromanagers over the top? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1053 |
Is this proof of an alternate universe? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1054 |
I hear the new manager has a strange way of getting into your head! |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1055 |
Business at the front killed the party at the back |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1056 |
He just put in a request for a cubical wall, it's been nice knowing you. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1057 |
I am thinking of contracting with someone off-site. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1058 |
It´s much better than the angel and devil I used to have. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1059 |
My wife says I have work on the brain. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1060 |
Yeah, this latest update seems a bit intrusive |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1061 |
You couldn't pay me to work a desk job. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1062 |
These open plan desks are a real headache. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1063 |
I just asked my guy to talk to your guy about the details... |
1.1702 |
0.08228 |
47 |
43 |
0 |
4 |
1064 |
I like working at head office, don't you? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1065 |
I see you're into micromanaging, too. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1066 |
The wife's been complaining I bring work home with me. How about yours? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1067 |
Can't get work off of your mind either? |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1068 |
I see Head Office is working you overtime, too. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1069 |
I wish Bob would stop farting. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1070 |
Artificial intelligence will never be fashionable. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1071 |
I'll have my guy email your guy and we'll do lunch sometime. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1072 |
I don't know about you, but I'm tired of bringing my work home with me! |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1073 |
I see you also have an executive function disorder. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1074 |
We need to cut down on the overhead. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1075 |
I'll answer, but first: what's your mother's maiden name? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1076 |
You know there once was a time when the New Yorker cartoons were actually funny. |
1.1702 |
0.05541 |
47 |
39 |
8 |
0 |
1077 |
Besides my guy's having twenty-two more little black dots, let's see you find five more differences in our mental pictures ... and there better not be a gun in your guy's right hand! |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1078 |
Besides my guy’s desk having a bunch of little black dots, can you find five other differences in our mental images? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1079 |
Great idea! Have your guy call my guy. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1080 |
So...I see we share the same head accountant. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1081 |
Someone needs to say it: outsourcing works. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1082 |
Did they tell you the same tale of how easy it is to get ahead in this firm? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1083 |
I'll have the voices in my head call the voices in your head. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1084 |
I opted for the pencil upgrade. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1085 |
There's got to be an easier way to get ahead at the office. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1086 |
Have your people email my people. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1087 |
You thinking what I'm thing? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1088 |
You mean you're from head office too? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1089 |
You should see where we put the break room. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1090 |
What was your takeaway from mindfulness training? |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1091 |
I don't wanna play anymore head games. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1092 |
He makes the big decisions but the guys at the bottom do all the leg-work. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1093 |
Work on the brain? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1094 |
I need more outlets. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1095 |
They both said they wanted to get "a head" in this company, but I never dreamed they would be ours. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1096 |
It's nice to get away from the office and have some FaceTime. |
1.1702 |
0.07646 |
47 |
42 |
2 |
3 |
1097 |
It's not easy finding a work/life balance. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1098 |
It got so much better with wifi. |
1.1702 |
0.07015 |
47 |
41 |
4 |
2 |
1099 |
If you're thinking what I'm thinking, then I'm thinking we're both in need of a vacation. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1100 |
Still got work on the brain? |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1101 |
OK, this time Apple has gone too far. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1102 |
I guess sometimes even the little guys can work their way to the top. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1103 |
Look at the bright side — we both have a good head for business. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1104 |
We need to have a meeting of the minds. |
1.1702 |
0.06321 |
47 |
40 |
6 |
1 |
1105 |
Is this what our wives meant by twin sets? |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1106 |
So much better than standing at my desk. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1107 |
Work is on my mind, too. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1108 |
The barefoot scalp massages don't make up for all of the porn he watches. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1109 |
This Mobile office isn't as seamless as I had hoped |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1110 |
They keep assuring us that they're not on private servers. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1111 |
How do you deal with desk hair? |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1112 |
I used to have an angel on my shoulder, but the SEC got him. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1113 |
Hold on, I'm thinking. |
1.1633 |
0.07904 |
49 |
45 |
0 |
4 |
1114 |
Of course I believe in free will! Whadya think, there's some guy up there controlling me with a computer or something? think, there's some guy up there controlling me with a dumpster |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1115 |
I'm busy right now. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1116 |
It's nice to have well-managed hair, but sometimes I think I'd just as soon go back to dandruff. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1117 |
Mine's a white collar hacker. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1118 |
This IBM hat is only slightly less functional than my Apple watch and Google glass. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1119 |
Copy me on that. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1120 |
Ever felt like you never left the office? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1121 |
I'm sending you an email. Wink when you get it. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1122 |
Don't you hate taking work home? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1123 |
Can I borrow a pencil? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1124 |
He's not so bad, but the back office is a nightmare. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1125 |
We've got to do something to get work off our minds. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1126 |
I don't mind my brain working overtime, it's the 1 a.m. coffee breaks that are killing me. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1127 |
Oddly, when my guy uses a BOLD font, I feel energized and confident and like I can really dance. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1128 |
We should have asked for more information when they said we'd be the heads of the department. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1129 |
Remember when your conscience was just an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1130 |
HR takes overhead way too seriously. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1131 |
So you've got a gliodesktoma, too? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1132 |
Oh, knock it off! You're not the only one with a lot on his mind. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1133 |
But the heart says yes. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1134 |
I think we gotta get a load off of our minds. You think? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1135 |
Wait. I'm still loading. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1136 |
Yeah, I tried breathing and meditation techniques first, too, but nothing beats a personal neural re-wiring assistant! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1137 |
It beats the aluminum foil, but I still think I prefer the propeller beanie. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1138 |
I like the way your mind works. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1139 |
They told me joining the head office would be a promotion, but it's really ruined my work-life balance. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1140 |
Don't you wish we could get the head office out of our hair? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1141 |
Hard to believe I miss the days when all he did was look over my shoulder. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1142 |
Are you having a mind auditing experience too? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1143 |
We're government employees, Bob, doing nothing is classified top secret. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1144 |
"Oh my god, I love your 1997 office desk themed hat!" Jim said sincerely. Unable to hide his inner pain any longer, "Me too, I love yours too."responded Mike. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1145 |
Do you have trouble disconnecting from the grid? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1146 |
If anyone asks, this relationship is strictly business. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1147 |
Office heads need to support the staff |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1148 |
Micro-technology gives me a headache! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1149 |
This is not how I expected to be given the results of the "are you right-brained or left brained" quiz. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1150 |
You have work on your mind too? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1151 |
So, what's on your mind? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1152 |
Your wife complains you always have the office on your mind? Mine too. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1153 |
I use a PC; you use a Mac. Let's call the whole thing off. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1154 |
When I said I needed more headcount... |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1155 |
Maybe you'll change your mind once my guy sends your guy a delightful cat video. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1156 |
So they outsourced your brain too, huh? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1157 |
My conscience keeps downloading porn. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1158 |
Don't you think our head offices stay on top of us too much? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1159 |
Did your guy have tuna for lunch? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1160 |
We shouldn't have picked a business fraternity , these desk beanies suck. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1161 |
But this sure feels better than when they tried mining. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1162 |
You look familiar |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1163 |
Won't they ever go wireless? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1164 |
I don't really care for the mobile office. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1165 |
Nice hat. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1166 |
I can't seem to get work off my mind either. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1167 |
We've become Pair-a-Techs. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1168 |
Do you have a pencil I could borrow? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1169 |
We can't let these promotions go to our heads. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1170 |
Top of my head, I don't see this working. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1171 |
It's not you, it's me. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
1172 |
Do you think our jobs got to our heads_ |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1173 |
Dammit! The lady at Etsy said it was a 'one of a kind mens' fascinator!" |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1174 |
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only head case around here. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1175 |
We need to tackle small thinkers and overhead as the same problem. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1176 |
iOS 47 is lighter, faster, and covers my bald spot. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1177 |
Suppose they merge in order to reduce their underhead? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1178 |
You run a headhunter business as well? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1179 |
Have your head call my head and let's do lunch. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1180 |
Can you hold my nerd while I run to the cafeteria? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1181 |
This is the last time I'm outsourcing to Lilliput! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1182 |
Never thought I'd miss the days when the micromanagement was completely transparent. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1183 |
Who would have thought our promotions would go to our heads. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1184 |
I think we have the best twin day costume. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1185 |
We should establish a LAN. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1186 |
Pssst. You've got a little dude and a desk on your head. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
1187 |
I also asked for a little off the top, not a little office on top. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
1188 |
I'm Aries, the RAM, how about you? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1189 |
I'm trying to disconnect from work at home, but it's hard. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1190 |
'Head Office' just doesn't have that ring to it anymore! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1191 |
What's on your mind? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1192 |
I disagree. I think the little guy sitting at a desk on top of my head is MORE of a workaholic than the little guy sitting at a desk on top of your head. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1193 |
Let's get our head guys on it ASAP |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1194 |
I thought it said hedge fund manager. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1195 |
It's fine, but I am not looking forward to 'Bring your child to work day.' |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1196 |
After I googled Google vs Brain, I had to go with Google. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1197 |
He tried to negotiate for a credenza too...that's where I had to put my toe down. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1198 |
Wait, did I just think that, or post it on Facebook? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1199 |
I didn't know this is what management meant by downsizing. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1200 |
The boss says we have to reduce our overhead. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1201 |
Laptops are easier to use. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1202 |
I know, Casual Friday can't come soon enough! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1203 |
I thought they were supposed to be standing on our shoulders. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1204 |
When you work hard, you move on ahead . |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
1205 |
Dont't forget, I'm Mergers and you're Acquisitions. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1206 |
When Sid told me I could work from home I didn't think it would be such a balancing act. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1207 |
I'm hoping to grow my small business into a mid-cap. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1208 |
They say wear the hat for the job you want. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1209 |
Right off the top of my head, I don't think it's a wise idea to take work home with us. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1210 |
Very heady. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1211 |
Your barber does desktops, too? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1212 |
I find that double-sided tape helps on windy days |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1213 |
I told you mentoring corporate accountants was going to be a real balancing act. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1214 |
I liked it better when we just carried smart phones... |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1215 |
I can't seem to get work off my mind, can you? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1216 |
I've got the head office. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1217 |
I can't get business out of my head. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1218 |
I find that double-sided tape helps on windy days |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1219 |
Does yours just look at porn all day, too? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1220 |
Initially, outsourcing ideas was great, but it's become a headache. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1221 |
I'm good with business, but I never had a head for computers |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1222 |
Is yours transcribing your thoughts, too? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1223 |
Yeah, I can't get work off my mind either. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1224 |
I've had the same IT guy on my mind , too. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1225 |
The voices in my head are emails now, too! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1226 |
Have you tried Head Office and Shoulders? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1227 |
I guess we both have a lot on our minds. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1228 |
Does yours tap his foot? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1229 |
Department Heads meet face to face. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1230 |
Have you been able to get your head around it? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1231 |
They're saying we are incompatible. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1232 |
?"My guy keeps up on the election polls for me so I can live my damn life" |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1233 |
I see that we're both working to get ahead. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1234 |
Does using your desktop give you headaches? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1235 |
I see you can't get work off your mind either! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1236 |
I think we took that "How to Get Ahead in Business" book too literally. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
1237 |
It feels funny when he tries to spread his toes apart |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1238 |
How many martinis does it take for yours to go away? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1239 |
The workaholic in me, honors the workaholic in you............ |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1240 |
The pressure to reduce overhead is giving me a headache. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1241 |
Don't you have a mind of your own? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1242 |
If twins think alike, how come my brain is checking out QVC online while your is watching 'Debbie does Dallas?' |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1243 |
When Jack took my goose, I had to resort to office space rentals. What's your story? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1244 |
Remember when we used to actually speak to each other? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1245 |
He asked for a promotion, but I told him he's already at the top. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1246 |
My headspace leases for $2200 per sq. inch! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1247 |
I told you we shouldn't have let the new jobs go to our heads. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1248 |
$25 at Costco, what did yours cost? |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
1249 |
So which head office do you work for? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1250 |
If the doctor separates us, who gets custody of the little ones? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1251 |
I have to stop taking my work home with me. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1252 |
Why don't we just FaceTime? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1253 |
I see your super ego shops at Ikea as well. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1254 |
Being micromanaged is growing on me. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1255 |
Just off the top of my head I'd say we're a lot alike. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1256 |
Copy that. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1257 |
I was about to share my thoughts but I've lost connection. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1258 |
I hear a banjo. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
1259 |
Five o'clock can't come soon enough. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1260 |
The headaches really got better once I got a rug under the office chair. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1261 |
I'm thinking of getting an intern. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1262 |
My memory was perfect until he discovered the delete key. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1263 |
The bubble thoughts are not as heavy. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1264 |
This is hairassment. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1265 |
My next hire is a chiropractor. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1266 |
Does your personal assistant take bathroom breaks too? |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
1267 |
Still think getting matching desk sets was a good idea? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1268 |
Who knew this is what they meant when they said there could be ‘minor staff reductions?’ |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1269 |
This company's brainstorming techniques have gotten a little out of hand. |
1.1458 |
0.06651 |
48 |
43 |
3 |
2 |
1270 |
Yeah, I know what you mean, but he sure comes in handy during tax season. |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
1271 |
They laugh alike,they walk alike,at times they even talk alike. You could lose your mind... |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1272 |
I'm glad we picked heads. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1273 |
I'll have my people call your people... |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1274 |
Mine is always playing online poker. How about yours? |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1275 |
My executive functions are all a mess. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1276 |
Mine's starting to itch. Should I see a barber or call tech support? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1277 |
Don't let anyone tell you you've got nothing going on upstairs. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1278 |
Are you left-handed? |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1279 |
Trust me dude. These hats will totally get us laid. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1280 |
Telecommuting was never like this. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1281 |
I can't seem to get this email thing off my mind either. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1282 |
What hath Bill Gates wrought? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1283 |
Look George - there's being held accountable and then there's this. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1284 |
I'm OK with being micro-managed. They wear neckties. We don't. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1285 |
What a coincidence, I work in my company's head office too. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1286 |
Dude, where's your pencil holder? |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1287 |
The virtual workplace loses something when management buys the headsets. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1288 |
My accountant's on top of it too. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1289 |
My guy's starting to get suspicious that he's a hat too. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1290 |
I can't get my mind off my work. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1291 |
I would say off the top of my head that I can agree with your position on that. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1292 |
Reminds me of a song, "You are always on my mind" |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1293 |
Can you find the ten differences? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1294 |
My doctor said it should go away on its own around 5pm. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1295 |
Well, one of us has to change. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1296 |
I don't think that work-life balance seminar helped much. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1297 |
Hey man, what's on your mind? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1298 |
Let's join forces and split the overhead. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1299 |
Can't get work off your mind either? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1300 |
My therapist says it's not healthy to walk around with the office on my mind. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1301 |
I hear these guys would do anything to get ahead! |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1302 |
Some vacation we're having. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1303 |
I see that your head lice have also hired a lawyer. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1304 |
Mine's using brain power. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1305 |
What's on your mind? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1306 |
"Heading to work" got a new meaning, I'm afraid. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1307 |
Have your guy give my guy a call. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1308 |
I said we need to take care of a little business, not a little buisnessman. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1309 |
This telekinetic commuting is a real headache. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1310 |
No, I don't notice anything unusual about you. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1311 |
Me? I heard YOU were the new department head! |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1312 |
See you have a virtual headache also. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1313 |
How was your weekend? |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1314 |
I didn't realize that working from home came with the whole set-up. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1315 |
What happens if they get treadmills? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1316 |
This shrinking cubicles trend it getting ridiculous. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1317 |
I think we both have a lot on our minds. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1318 |
We need to change our shampoo. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1319 |
Is your inner child a middle-aged bureaucrat like mine? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1320 |
They say great minds think alike. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1321 |
Something's on your mind, Frank. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1322 |
My mother gave me up for adoption at birth. You? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1323 |
I want you to keep this under your hat. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1324 |
It's time we stop bringing our work home. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1325 |
In retrospect memorizing multiplication tables would have been useful. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1326 |
Did your wife divorce you because you always have work on your mind too? |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1327 |
Did your brain just invite my brain to join LinkedIn? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1328 |
Yeah, I'm trying one of those standing desks too. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1329 |
Golf? I'll have my person get a hold of your person. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1330 |
I like your hat! |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1331 |
Maybe a nice vacation would help get work off of our minds. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1332 |
I see you are having trouble leaving work at the office as well. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1333 |
Have your guy call my guy and let's do lunch. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1334 |
I think we've been sucked into another inexplicable NEW YORKER cartoon. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1335 |
"So this is what we get for having a head for figures? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1336 |
You're right Bob. This new app really helps you get a head. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1337 |
My friends say I'm left-brained, but I just don't see it. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1338 |
He's way more useful than Siri, but how are we going to keep this under our hats? |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1339 |
I imagine one of us will end up like dad |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1340 |
I hate desk jobs. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1341 |
I see the FBI is auditing your esp mail, too. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1342 |
My dopelganger is more tech-savvy than yours! |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1343 |
I can't get work off my mind. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1344 |
Got work on your mind? Me too |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1345 |
Remember when we could balance work and life? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1346 |
This guy really needs to delete his internet history. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1347 |
The digital era's version of, 'off the top of my head' |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1348 |
Yeah it's been on my mind a lot too. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1349 |
Staying on top of things is very important around here. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1350 |
How long have you headed up the department? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1351 |
Not exactly the Matrix, but close enough. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1352 |
Is there something on your mind? |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1353 |
Great minds think alike. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1354 |
These new Google hats just aren't as fashionable as the Google glasses. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1355 |
We might be related |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1356 |
What's on your mind? |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1357 |
Any idea why people are doing a double-tech when they see us? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1358 |
The rent's not bad, but the overhead is killing us. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1359 |
Man Accidentally Clones Self While Randomly Pushing Copier Buttons During One Bad Paper Jam |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1360 |
Nothing like a desktop hat to keep your head out of the Cloud. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1361 |
I thought of it first! No- I did |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1362 |
Do you have a feeling that some employees are going over our heads? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1363 |
You need to get your mind off of work. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1364 |
I've been making him work longer hours ever since my Great Recession. |
1.1333 |
0.07521 |
45 |
42 |
0 |
3 |
1365 |
This work-life balance isn't easy. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1366 |
The work weighs heavy, doesn't it? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1367 |
I'm not so sure about this open-office plan. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1368 |
The good thing is, we don't have to speak to each other anymore. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1369 |
Work has been weighing heavy on my mind too. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1370 |
I think this job's gone to our heads. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1371 |
It's just like my old obsession with sex-- I now think about work 24 hours a day without ever getting any done. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1372 |
I miss the old Blackberry, too. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1373 |
What's on your mind... as if I didn't know. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1374 |
What's on you mind? |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1375 |
What does your inner accountant tell you? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1376 |
He's a CEO so he uses his golden parachute. How does yours get down? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1377 |
You've got work on your mind too? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1378 |
The new work/life balance program? It's OK, except his chair squeaks. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1379 |
It's nice, but I want earflaps. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1380 |
I took away his smoke breaks when he dumped on my head. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1381 |
Where are your outlets? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1382 |
Great minds google alike. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1383 |
Are you sure this is how downsizing is supposed to work? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1384 |
Great minds think alike, Harold. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1385 |
Sure we're saving a lot on office space, but it still feels like we've got too much overhead. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1386 |
Don't you hate it when he presses the 'shift' key? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1387 |
They've been sent here by Head Office. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1388 |
You think maybe we need a hobby? |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1389 |
You think this is bad? Wait till your wife disables your pop-ups. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1390 |
A parallel world they do exist |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1391 |
What's on your mind? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1392 |
I hate having to use a public server. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1393 |
I'll have my person call your person. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1394 |
Your Wi-Fi is down. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1395 |
Call me old fashioned -- I'm keeping my pencil cup. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1396 |
I can't get work off my mind, how 'bout you? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1397 |
I see your hard drive imbedded as well? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1398 |
I don't know. what do YOU think the sampling error is? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1399 |
Have your man text my man and we'll do lunch. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1400 |
IRS audits give me a headache too |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1401 |
What do you mean you're not taking my face-to-face meeting? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1402 |
Same Halloween costume store? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1403 |
great minds think alike |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1404 |
Same, having trouble getting work off my mind. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1405 |
I don't like this latest trend in mini-computers. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1406 |
I always envisioned Big Brother being less bureaucratic. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1407 |
The wifi is down again. How an I supposed to know what you are thinking ! |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1408 |
So it's like this all the way down to sales? |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1409 |
Work is always on my mind. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1410 |
How do YOU manage to stop thinking about work and relax? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1411 |
I just can't get you off my mind |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1412 |
I see you also belong to the Stupid Hat of the Month Club. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1413 |
He worked his way up from my male room. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1414 |
Are you e-mailing what I'm e-mailing? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1415 |
Call the exterminator and say we still have them. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1416 |
Telepathic twins warming up before another day at the office. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1417 |
I am lovin’ my new government hat. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1418 |
We've got to get this audit off of our minds. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1419 |
Like I said earlier, I just can't seem to take my mind off work. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1420 |
Work is your happy place, too? |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1421 |
Gotta keep your head in the game |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1422 |
This micromanagement has really gotten out of hand. |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
1423 |
I see you're also getting a head start on your taxes. |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
46 |
40 |
6 |
0 |
1424 |
I'm not sure I care for this new 'work at dome' initiative. |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
1425 |
I didn't sign up for this kind of outside-the-box thinking. |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
1426 |
I'm ignoring my little head |
1.1304 |
0.06673 |
46 |
42 |
2 |
2 |
1427 |
This technology boom is getting out of hand... |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
1428 |
you must be an executive too? |
1.1304 |
0.06673 |
46 |
42 |
2 |
2 |
1429 |
No pencil box? You are a wild man. |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
1430 |
I just hate being micromanaged. |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
46 |
40 |
6 |
0 |
1431 |
Not sure how I feel about the new mobile offices. |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
46 |
40 |
6 |
0 |
1432 |
Yeah, work's been on my mind a lot lately too. |
1.1304 |
0.06673 |
46 |
42 |
2 |
2 |
1433 |
I don't know about you, but I'm rethinking my decision to choose the work-from-home option. |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
46 |
40 |
6 |
0 |
1434 |
To be fair, he did say he would monitor the situation. |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
1435 |
I'll have my brain wire the instructions to your brain. |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
1436 |
I don't mind having work on the brain all the time as much as the incessant tapping. |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
46 |
40 |
6 |
0 |
1437 |
Taking my job home weighs on me. |
1.1304 |
0.06673 |
46 |
42 |
2 |
2 |
1438 |
I tried dandruff shampoo, but it didn't work. |
1.1277 |
0.05784 |
47 |
42 |
4 |
1 |
1439 |
Me too, every once an while I hear this clicking noise. |
1.1277 |
0.04920 |
47 |
41 |
6 |
0 |
1440 |
I see we have the same barber. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1441 |
Sorry if I seem a little distant. My head is still back at the office. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1442 |
No, you can't borrow a pencil. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1443 |
It's the best desktop I can come up with right off the top of my head. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1444 |
Did you get my email? |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1445 |
Hey, you, get off of my cloud. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1446 |
And I was sure no-one else would have the same costume this year. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1447 |
This hack and hide thing was a bad idea. Let's make a run for the Ecuadorean embassy and grab some ceviche. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1448 |
Personally, I'd rather have the devil on my shoulder off the meds than the accountant on my head with the meds. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1449 |
The difference is in the details! |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1450 |
I see you also have work on your mind. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1451 |
Yeah, I'm also taking my work home with me all the time. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1452 |
I'm exhausted. He NEVER takes a lunch break! |
1.1163 |
0.06827 |
43 |
40 |
1 |
2 |
1453 |
It just came to me off the top of my head. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1454 |
You're talking in a funny font. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1455 |
No, it's not all in your head. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1456 |
Should we tip our hats? |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1457 |
I prefer hot-desking |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1458 |
Whenever I take my work home with me I get a migraine. |
1.1163 |
0.06827 |
43 |
40 |
1 |
2 |
1459 |
Yeah, I'm a desktop guy too. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1460 |
I think we both have work on our minds. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1461 |
We're taking our work home with us again! |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1462 |
So this is how the mind works. |
1.1163 |
0.06827 |
43 |
40 |
1 |
2 |
1463 |
They're working on the next big thing. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1464 |
Got work? |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1465 |
You have to admit — it's a little clunkier than the Google Watch. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1466 |
I call him Charles Darwin. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1467 |
Why does everyone presume we are twins? We're nothing alike! |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1468 |
Love your mullet. Business up front, party in the back! |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1469 |
I miss bedhead. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1470 |
I,too,have a head for business |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1471 |
Luckily he takes long lunches. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1472 |
"I don't know about you, but I can't get work off my mind". |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1473 |
Workplace mind games. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1474 |
I don't remember,either - let's Google it. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1475 |
Sounds great. Have your brain call my brain and set it up. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1476 |
That phrase, 'giving critical support to higher-ups', in the job description was a bit misleading. |
1.1163 |
0.06827 |
43 |
40 |
1 |
2 |
1477 |
I can't keep work off my mind either. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1478 |
What happened to your pencil cup? |
1.1163 |
0.06827 |
43 |
40 |
1 |
2 |
1479 |
Wait! Wait! Let me guess! You rubbed a magic lamp? A genie appeared and granted your wish? But he thought you wished for a 10 inch desk - am I right? |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1480 |
It was bad enough bringing him to the cafeteria, but now he wants to go outside. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1481 |
You've got work on the brain too? |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1482 |
Its vintage John Malcovich. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1483 |
I can't get my work off my mind. |
1.1163 |
0.06827 |
43 |
40 |
1 |
2 |
1484 |
Well, off the top of my head, so to speak.... |
1.1163 |
0.06827 |
43 |
40 |
1 |
2 |
1485 |
Funny. I was just thinking that. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1486 |
I have no problem with renting to the Lilliputians, but shouldn't we have checked the exchange rate? |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1487 |
Please cc your wife on my greeting. |
1.1163 |
0.06827 |
43 |
40 |
1 |
2 |
1488 |
It's a no-brainer. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1489 |
I understand. Demands of the office can weigh on the mind. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1490 |
Clearly, you have a head for business too. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1491 |
Is it a mirror? |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1492 |
"Just off the top of my head, I suspect we've run out of cubicles". |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1493 |
Managing the cloud is a full time job. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1494 |
Are you syncing what I'm syncing? |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1495 |
He says he wants to FaceTime. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1496 |
Please review my attachment |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1497 |
I dunno, what's on your mind? OR Things are better since the little voice inside my head connected to the Internet. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1498 |
I still prefer this to Hairbnb. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1499 |
Are you getting paid for overtime? |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1500 |
If we put our heads together, we can fire one of the guys. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1501 |
They said I'll be off desk duty next week. How about you? |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1502 |
It's the new approach to downsizing staff. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1503 |
Mine's from Phil's One-of-a-Kind Haberdashery. Yours? |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1504 |
Only a right-brained person could create a caption for this cartoon. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1505 |
Split shifts really work, don't they? |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1506 |
I think our need to communicate has gone too far. |
1.1163 |
0.06827 |
43 |
40 |
1 |
2 |
1507 |
I hate these internal auditors. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
1508 |
Cloud computing is just a little too far away for me |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
1509 |
So, that's how I became head of the company. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1510 |
We've got a good system going, one kick is a technical glitch, and two kicks is to visit the little boy's room. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1511 |
Advil won't help |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1512 |
Black nine to red ten. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1513 |
How is your google office hat working out? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1514 |
Mom still likes me best. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1515 |
Anyone can listen to the voices from inside... |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1516 |
I just send him an email when my scalp gets itchy. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1517 |
We're the heads of the company, that's why I put the desks here. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1518 |
This is my first Hairbnb guest. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1519 |
I bought the basic package to delegate routine daily decisions, and bought the override option for major commitments. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1520 |
Do you really think two heads are better than one? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1521 |
Let me guess. You want me to lend you a pencil. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1522 |
I'm done with self-help books after this one. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1523 |
I had a scary dream that I was always thinking of work--you too? |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1524 |
He stole our idea for Facebook so let's keep this one top secret. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1525 |
My department head is contacting yours as we speak. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1526 |
"Is that all you think about is work?". "Looks whose talking". |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1527 |
It's not as bad as the conference room. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1528 |
Only successful leaders use pencil holders. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1529 |
Off the top of my head, or can I get back to you? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1530 |
If you change your vote, DON'T bring it up at Thanksgiving! |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1531 |
You and I see eye to eye, but our analytic sides are just not connecting. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1532 |
His secretary? You don't want to know. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1533 |
Yeah, I'd take a 'helicopter mom' over these 'hovering dads' any day!! |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1534 |
I can't believe you wore the same fascinator as me. You BITCH. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1535 |
Don't say that. You've got every bit the head for business that I've got. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1536 |
The whole "head office" concept is not as impressive as it sounds. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1537 |
Stop repeat voting your New Yorker Caption Contest entry on work time!! |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1538 |
I just loved it when we communicated orally. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1539 |
You need to have a level head on your shoulders these days to achieve a good work-life balance. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1540 |
Have your people talk with my people. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1541 |
I also feel that I take my work home with me. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1542 |
Out of Office just doesn't work. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1543 |
It wouldn't be so bad if the tiny invoices weren't so hard to read. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1544 |
Mike and Dave are the heads of our finance department. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1545 |
Sorry, I don't have control of my schedule. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1546 |
Why are you badmouthing me on Facebook? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1547 |
It's hard to leave your work at the office when your office is in cyber space |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1548 |
It's our tragedy to be managed by the little men on top. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1549 |
Are you happy with the way our overhead is being managed? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1550 |
Probably separated at birth. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1551 |
I don't think a standing desk will make a difference. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1552 |
recently it seems like the collective unconscious has become automated |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1553 |
DON'T HIT DELETE. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1554 |
This wasn't quite my image of us getting new desk tops. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1555 |
Have you been using my shampoo? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1556 |
My alter ego is smarter than your alter ego . . . |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1557 |
Mind your own business. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1558 |
I'd have mine exorcised, but he's getting too much done.... |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1559 |
I told you this would happen when you work at home. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1560 |
It's called a corporate double header |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1561 |
I could've sworn I just had a thought of my own. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1562 |
My doppelgänger can outwork your doppelgänger! |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1563 |
I've got work on my mind. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1564 |
I can't seem to get away from work these days. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1565 |
I'm also the owner of a small business man. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1566 |
This isn't what I thought they meant by Head Office employees. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1567 |
I'm thinking of transitioning to wireless |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1568 |
So, I'll get my people to talk to your people.. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1569 |
Be glad you're not a cruise ship captain. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1570 |
Control. Delete. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1571 |
Great mimes think alike. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1572 |
They call it crown-sizing. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1573 |
These new desks are real head-scratchers! |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1574 |
I have no idea what this means. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1575 |
I see you also work under a micromanager. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1576 |
No, my desk is not messy. You have OCD. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1577 |
I think we relate because each of us has a head for business. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1578 |
I felt the cheese wedge wasn't sending the right message to perspective employers, you? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1579 |
Don't mind me. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1580 |
I'm not sure how I feel about the new managerial oversight program. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1581 |
No; you're the puppet. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1582 |
1011100101110110010000100111100100001111010001111. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1583 |
All I know is if I try to wear a hat, I get sued. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1584 |
I've combed my records, but didn't find anything. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1585 |
How did we go from Casual Fridays to Ironic Saturdays? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1586 |
I don't care what Mom told you, we are not identical twins. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1587 |
His new operating system gives me a headache. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1588 |
Did you get my e-mail? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1589 |
Great! Have your social media guy give my social media guy a call sometime. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1590 |
What's on your mind? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1591 |
Enough with these mind games. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1592 |
That was just off the top of head. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1593 |
Feels like I'm getting the boot. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1594 |
Sorry, his head is in the clouds sometimes |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1595 |
Are you here for the headhunting conference? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1596 |
Yeah, this is where I saw myself in five years, too. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1597 |
I'm having mine removed on Tuesday |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1598 |
We gotta keep the overhead under control. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1599 |
Let me know if your guy needs to borrow a pen. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1600 |
It’s not detachable, but look on the bright side: no more bad hair days. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1601 |
This whole job-sharing thing gives me a headache. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1602 |
Thy never acknowledge support staff. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1603 |
Two hackers from the Kremlin trying to make sense of the Electoral College: "In Russia it is much simpler." |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1604 |
These first-generation Google Glass prototypes are going to be worth a fortune some day- just you wait. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1605 |
It's a heady job. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1606 |
I hear the newest model comes with its own 401K. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1607 |
It's part of the new "Open Office" concept. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1608 |
Google Desk has doomed the water cooler break. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1609 |
I can't believe they hired our brains so they could play solitaire. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1610 |
You look like you have something on your mind. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1611 |
P.C. Vey is one messed up dude. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1612 |
Wanna swap Mr. Right Brain for Mr. Left Brain? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1613 |
Are you clicking what I'm clicking? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1614 |
It beats working in a cubicle. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1615 |
Two great minds with a single dull thought. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1616 |
Let's keep calm and get them to reboot. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1617 |
The company's really taking this skills inventory seriously. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1618 |
Besides my guy's having twenty-two more little black dots, can you find five other differences in our mental images? |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1619 |
Are you left-brained or right-brained? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1620 |
No, YOU have a head for business. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1621 |
HEY P.C. VEY . WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING ! ? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1622 |
"Won't ever complain about earworms again, will we?' |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1623 |
Seems like our heads are in the same place. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1624 |
Well, I'm a left brain and you're a right brain, for starters. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1625 |
left brain - right brain executive functions smack down |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1626 |
Let's face it, Frank, this workload is heady stuff. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1627 |
Two heads don't seem to be any better than one at solving our diversity problem. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1628 |
It'll be so much easier once they finally move to standing desks. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1629 |
I'm sorry my guy stole your guy's pencil holder. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1630 |
Not too long ago having your head in the cloud was a bad thing. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1631 |
We're never going to get through all these emails are we? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1632 |
There goes that strange tapping noise again. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1633 |
Off the top of my head I think this is pretty weird |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1634 |
Do we name them? |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1635 |
They'll never say we don't have much upstairs anymore! |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1636 |
Did you see that cool new New Yorker cartoon caption contest? |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1637 |
Exactly. Getting a smartphone was the dumbest thing I ever did. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1638 |
I feel we're getting ahead of ourselves here. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1639 |
I had no idea this is what they meant by "work/life balance." |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1640 |
Great minds think alike. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1641 |
I think we're on the same page. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1642 |
Just a sec, I'm still loading. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1643 |
My guy won't work weekends unless I offer stock options. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1644 |
I always have work on my mind. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1645 |
Need a pencil? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1646 |
Glad to meet a fellow appreciator of skeumorphic design. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1647 |
Headtops are the wave of the future. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1648 |
Now mine wants a standing desk. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1649 |
Yikes, I did not anticipate actual human interaction. Let me Google how to do this. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1650 |
I wouldn't mind so much if he wasn't just spending all day on Facebook! |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1651 |
Just rinse, lather and reboot. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1652 |
I feel I'm being manipulated..., Me too. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1653 |
I can't seem to get work off my mind either. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1654 |
You wouldn't by any chance be adopted? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1655 |
We need to quit playing these head games. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1656 |
Forget about Google Glass and the Apple Watch. Executive Hat has it all! |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1657 |
I think I know what's on your mind. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1658 |
Tetris all day long. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1659 |
Let me check with my head office and get back to you. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1660 |
Buzzfeed wants us for their "Can you spot the differences?" quiz. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1661 |
Well, my guy has pencils, so I win! |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1662 |
To get ahead you need a desk job! |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1663 |
The corporate consciousness in me honors the corporate consciousness in you. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1664 |
My brain’s been hacked! |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1665 |
So, what's on your mind? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1666 |
Well, ONE of us is going to have to change! |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1667 |
Tell me, Greg, where do you see yourself in ten years? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1668 |
Not quite the 'desk set' I had in mind. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1669 |
I just got the new one with mood control. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1670 |
Since he started texting, I can't hear myself think. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1671 |
See if you can guess what I'm leaking. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1672 |
This way I can limit my conversations to 140 characters. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1673 |
I told you not to let the work go to your head |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1674 |
Huh, same barber |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1675 |
This mobility thing isn't what it's cracked up to be. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1676 |
It's nice to meet someone else who has a good head for business. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1677 |
Read my quips. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1678 |
Do you PC what I PC? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1679 |
This heavy workload's a pain in the neck. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1680 |
Really? Something's been weighing on my mind too. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1681 |
Where do you think they plug in their cords? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1682 |
We're downsizing. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1683 |
Let's put our office heads together on this. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1684 |
So... it has come to this. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1685 |
Why didn't God think of this? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1686 |
No, YOU'RE the one who's got it backwards. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1687 |
I used to be a left brain person |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1688 |
You convinced me to try the whole standing desk thing. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1689 |
Great minds think alike. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1690 |
Your fly is open |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1691 |
If we lose this contract it's all on your head. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1692 |
We're in over our heads. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1693 |
Now I get the air quotes when they asked us if we were ready for "head" office. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1694 |
This micro managing has got to end soon. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1695 |
What's on your mind's mind? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1696 |
I imagine you're also having a hard time wrapping your head around this. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1697 |
I'm thinking of switching to a fedora. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1698 |
Can you send me the dial-in for our meeting of the minds? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1699 |
So how many hats do you wear? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1700 |
Two heads are better than one head. What's that supposed to mean? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1701 |
I like that it covers my bald spot. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1702 |
His work is over my head. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1703 |
I see you can't get work off your mind either. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1704 |
Do you think we are letting our work get on top of us? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1705 |
None of the other planets had ANY hats. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1706 |
So, we do overhead cost projection the same way. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1707 |
How the outsourcing going for you? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1708 |
I feel like I'm suddenly free to be the accountant I've always wanted to be. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1709 |
I can tell your office overhead is too high too. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1710 |
So much for thinking outside the box. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1711 |
What does he do without pencils? |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1712 |
I'm calling it Work-Life Balance. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1713 |
Get a life. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1714 |
Do you hear a tapping sound? |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1715 |
There's a reason these hats are on sale. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1716 |
You think we have it bad? My friend Stanley is Hillary Clinton's server. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1717 |
Hang on, I'm working remotely. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1718 |
No, thank God, my guy is NOT a foot jiggler. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1719 |
We should put our heads together. We will save money on rent. |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1720 |
Remember when smartphones were our only personal assistants? |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1721 |
Looks like we both have a lot on our mind... |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1722 |
He's been video chatting with Dorothy in my pocket. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1723 |
I'm sure glad I don't have your job! |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1724 |
Your problem is bed head. Pull up the covers and keep dreaming. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1725 |
Administrators from the Twin Cities, "love you Bro". |
1.1136 |
0.06676 |
44 |
41 |
1 |
2 |
1726 |
Look at it this way-- we're helping them get ahead. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1727 |
I'll have my people talk with your people. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1728 |
He flattens my hair, but it's worth having a fact-checker at all times. |
1.1136 |
0.05831 |
44 |
40 |
3 |
1 |
1729 |
They say version 2.0 is going to be slimmer and better looking. |
1.1136 |
0.04840 |
44 |
39 |
5 |
0 |
1730 |
I forgive you. We both have a lot on our minds. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
1731 |
It doesn't seem like we're really connecting. |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
1732 |
I think I can account for our headaches. |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
1733 |
I don't know about you, but I can't get this clicking noise out of my head." |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
1734 |
Surprisingly I don't regret downloading the newest Microsoft Office Suite. Showering on the other hand has been and uncomfortable subject for both of us. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
1735 |
I don't know. I think they kind of suit us. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
1736 |
It's sales, Wayne, not brain surgery. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
1737 |
All they seem to talk about is getting a head. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
1738 |
I need to upgrade my i Clone App. |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
1739 |
Please don't be insulted, but did you realize you have a tiny man sitting at a desk on top of your head? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
1740 |
I think we're on the same page. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
1741 |
The company's taken downsizing too far. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
1742 |
They told me this job will be above my head. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1743 |
You feel like your bringing your work home with you |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1744 |
I think we're both totally over our heads at work right now. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1745 |
I used to think I was the only one in this office who had a conscience. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1746 |
At least they're male advisors Gulliver. Those 4 inch stilettos hurt like hell. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1747 |
Your mind-desk isn't as cluttered as mine. Maybe it's all the kale? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1748 |
I'll check with my somebody and see if he concurs. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1749 |
"I've come to join you at head office". |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1750 |
I long for the Reagan era when everyone thought it was super sexy to have a head for business. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1751 |
Where did he say he was installing the modem?!? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1752 |
Lunch? Fine, have your person call my person. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1753 |
its funny you said that. he has been on my mind since i left the office. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1754 |
It's too much for senior management: they're in over our heads. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1755 |
I can't seem to get work off of mind, either. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1756 |
Next time buy from Party City, not Office Depot. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1757 |
It looks like we're both working on Executive Function. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1758 |
If you don't like being micromanaged, maybe this isn't the job for you. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1759 |
Tax time--what a pain in the neck. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1760 |
Care to share any thoughts on managing your overhead? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1761 |
Damn these micromanagers. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1762 |
Lunch next week? Have your hat call my hat. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1763 |
I was so hoping that Google Hats wouldn't become a thing. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1764 |
Forehead break in five? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1765 |
I thought these virtual reality lenses were to show our secret fantasies. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1766 |
If Comey finds this one, it'll be our heads! |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1767 |
Microsoft promised to be sleeker on the upgrade |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1768 |
I would have gone for the whole cubicle, but this is more manageable. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1769 |
And to think that I was excited when HQ said we were getting the latest in wearables. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1770 |
My guy keeps looking at porn sites, which is very distracting. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1771 |
..,the told me it was one of a kind... |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1772 |
So, the boss asked you if you were 'level headed' too I see. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1773 |
We stash all our undocumented workers in the subconscious. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1774 |
I'm still not used to this headware upgrade. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1775 |
I see you too are over your head with this e-mail thing! |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1776 |
I don't know about you but I'm getting tired of carrying the guys from the head office. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1777 |
No thanks, I also got a guy for that. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1778 |
Google watch was more stylish than Google hat. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1779 |
I like who I am so much more online than live |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1780 |
Just having a lawyer on retainer wasn't good enough. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1781 |
Not much happening at headquarters today |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1782 |
I'm sensing you need to borrow a pencil. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1783 |
I just can't get work off my mind. How about you? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1784 |
Work has become such a balancing act for me, how about you? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1785 |
I don't know why people make such a big deal over identical twins. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1786 |
I've changed my mind - we go for the 'buy one - get one free' burrito special |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1787 |
I know a work-a-holic when I see one. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1788 |
Two can play that game... |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1789 |
My Destroyer takes out your battleship. Your move now. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1790 |
It's not just inside our heads, right? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1791 |
That's funny; I've got work on my mind, too. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1792 |
For security purposes, Barry wants me to tell you to tell Hank not to email him any more. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1793 |
Work's on my mind... you? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1794 |
I've put in a ticket. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1795 |
Looks we both used that Great Clicks salon coupon |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1796 |
I knew your slogan, 'Don't leave home without it.' , would come back to bite us in the ass. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1797 |
Enough with the damn emails. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1798 |
Have you ever had the urge to drop off the grid? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1799 |
What ever happened to cublicles? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1800 |
I, too, find our lack of nostrils distressing. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1801 |
The newest version doesn't require hairclips. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1802 |
I find their micromanagement highly overrated. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1803 |
So... this is evolution? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1804 |
I'd love to know how they managed to get ahead in this business. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1805 |
How else are they going to get a head? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1806 |
I just asked for a little off the top too! |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1807 |
I miss my inner-child |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1808 |
It beats having to be in a cubical all day. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1809 |
Either you have a head for work or you have work in your head |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1810 |
I told you we shouldn't have went to that doctor in Mexico for a baldness cure. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1811 |
Do you ever get the feeling that we are not in control any more? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1812 |
After the Great Beanstock collapse Jack started his own head office. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1813 |
I'm ahead of you. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1814 |
I've had it up to here with the head guy. I'm gonna tell him that I'm no longer bending over for nobody. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1815 |
We need a new haircut. The desktop is so passé |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1816 |
Management is really riding us. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1817 |
They say the government drones could be listening to our every word. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1818 |
What did YOU think he meant when he said "Hair Plugs?" |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1819 |
It was buy one, get one free. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1820 |
I've been looking for someone just like me! |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1821 |
We're gonna give those African American church ladies some competition. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1822 |
My best thoughts are off the top of my head. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1823 |
Oh, so you can't get work out of your head either? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1824 |
My executive function can beat up your executive function. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1825 |
I needed the extra memory option. How about you? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1826 |
I am the head of a Giant corporation, what's your excuse? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1827 |
Yes I often take my work home with me and you? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1828 |
I have good work/life balance until he gets up to use the bathroom. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1829 |
I'm so tired of bringing the office home with me. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1830 |
I see you've got work on the brain, too! |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1831 |
'Copycat!" |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1832 |
This wearables thing may have gotten out of hand. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1833 |
He is afraid that I may have to take a haircut. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1834 |
I can see both of us are elsewhere right now... |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1835 |
Darn. I always thought mine was bigger than yours. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1836 |
They are a bit heavier but the battery life is excellent |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1837 |
I can't get anything done since he found Pokemons in my cerebellum. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1838 |
That was the doctor calling. It's worse than lice--we've got funeral and burial expenses insurance salesmen. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1839 |
I can't seem to get work out of my head, either. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1840 |
My business decisions are also weighing heavily on my min |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1841 |
Sometimes it seems my life is too complicated. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1842 |
Mine's a Herman Miller’s Airia Hyperdesk |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1843 |
Do you think we are being to literal about increasing our executive functioning? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1844 |
Looks like you can't get work off your mind either. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1845 |
I know what you mean. Being an accountant can really weigh on you. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1846 |
Don't even think about it. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1847 |
"I'm a firm believer in mental stimulation and cerebral balance. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1848 |
Is this what they call Work-Life Balance? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1849 |
Can we talk, the server is down? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1850 |
I've focused him on filtering out my classified thoughts. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1851 |
My little businessman's name is Fred Spanky, and he ruins the lives of elderly widows. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1852 |
That's the last time I take your advice about keeping something top of mind. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1853 |
I get the feeling I'm in over my head. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1854 |
There, do you hear a clicking noise? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1855 |
my guy is on it right now so, I'll have him send it to your guy just as soon as I get through thinking that through. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1856 |
It's a good thing we have a head for business |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1857 |
I told my barber I want my haircut short on the sides with a desk on top. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1858 |
Why won't you friend me? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1859 |
So it turns out 'Head of the Company' isn't quite the promotion I expected. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1860 |
Your head office is ignoring my head office. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1861 |
Did you hear back from the head office? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1862 |
He wants a standing desk. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1863 |
I hate these open plan offices, too. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1864 |
United we stand - Divided we disconnect. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1865 |
My little man on a little computer can beat your man on a little computer up. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1866 |
Desk duty's a real headache. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1867 |
Ever wonder why we're such good company men? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1868 |
Do you need a pencil? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1869 |
Have your people call my people, and we’ll do lunch. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1870 |
I feel like I'm in over my head. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1871 |
My brainchild can outwork your brainchild! |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1872 |
I find he's far more productive when I've had coffee. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1873 |
I can't get work off my mind either. It's time for a vacation. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1874 |
I'm starting to get a little tired of us being Siamese twins. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1875 |
The voice on my head told me to do it. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1876 |
In tech age, you can't ever get away from the office. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1877 |
These personal fact checkers are great. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1878 |
The worst part is, he's still using AOL. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1879 |
I can’t get work off my mind. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1880 |
I think we're over thinking this. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1881 |
Man, is this company ever going to go with business casual? |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1882 |
I'm not sure this is an upgrade. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1883 |
The only way we can be sure of differentiating ourselves from each other is to retweet our hashtags at predetermined alternate scandalized moments, preliminary to any agreed upon pre-hacking. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1884 |
Doc said it was a two for one, combination electronic haircut and non-invasive brain surgery |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1885 |
So, we've finally been outsourced, huh? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1886 |
These next-stage wearables are starting to get cumbersome. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1887 |
Can I borrow a pen? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1888 |
I'll have my person contact your person. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1889 |
These head-top computers are just fine, but I don't like my avatar. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1890 |
All shoulder angels fired |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1891 |
My head is a mess. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1892 |
My new employee? Pain in the neck, really. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1893 |
Yep, I'll have to check with my hacker first. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1894 |
I am relevant, I am relevant... |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1895 |
They say it's from staring at the screen too long, but I'm beginning to think they don't know what it is! |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1896 |
I think we've both got the same thing on our minds. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1897 |
Let's have a one-on-one about the increase in overhead. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1898 |
Mine's a Mac person. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1899 |
Have you heard anything from the head office? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1900 |
It irks me that everyone always assumes we're identical twins. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1901 |
I don't understand; my wife complains that all I ever think about is work. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1902 |
The voices in my head have started e-mailing me instead. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1903 |
We should finish our meeting soon. I just received an instant message to take an urgent bathroom break. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1904 |
Yes, I'm an office-bearer, too. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1905 |
Mine is actually smarter than Siri. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1906 |
I find it gives 'off the top of my head' answers more credibility. You? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1907 |
I get the sense that work weighs heavily on your mind. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1908 |
Do you ever feel like you can't get work off your mind? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1909 |
I see we use the same barber. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1910 |
It sure is a head-scratcher. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1911 |
Once we've finished inputting their programming we become obsolete. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1912 |
There's just got to be a better way. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1913 |
What's on your mind? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1914 |
I always wait for the little man in the desk on top of me to write me a memo when confronted with difficult decisions. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1915 |
Imagine what would happen them if we sneeze. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1916 |
Have the little man in the suit and tie sitting at the small desk on top of your head call the little man in the suit and tie sitting at the small desk on top of my head to schedule an appointment. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1917 |
The Lewinsky brothers always wondered what it would be like to be above the desk. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1918 |
My shrink says that I need to learn to leave work at work. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1919 |
I'd be happier with the bod for sin. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1920 |
Why yes, I probably do think about work more than I should...why do you ask? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1921 |
The only problem with these is you can't think outside the box. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1922 |
I was a philosophy major, so what the hell. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1923 |
When you're on vacation with your family but you see a friend from work. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1924 |
It's called virtual reality! |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1925 |
We've got a heads-up on cyber security. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1926 |
The 2017 models will come in your choice of age, gender, race, and ethnicity. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1927 |
I wish management would get out of our hair. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1928 |
My work is weighing on me. How about you? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1929 |
When out of the office Phil and Fred had trouble taking off their work hats. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1930 |
The new Apple Virtual office is a little cumbersome. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1931 |
"I can't get the song out of my head either...work work work work". |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1932 |
Sorry, but I only "Sorry, but I can't take a chance on the Russians hacking my emails. Do you ever phone? |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1933 |
I was just thinking, could I borrow a pencil? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1934 |
Just because we're twins doesn't mean we have to dress alike. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1935 |
I see you read the latest book on How to Get A-head! |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1936 |
We're going to need a bigger newspaper. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1937 |
With a good connection, we'll work. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1938 |
Now he keeps bugging me about getting a faster brain. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1939 |
I see you are also an early adopter of the Google Brain. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1940 |
Bob and Tom quickly learn the future of wearable technology will not be in the form of micro-management hats. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1941 |
I'm telling you, these are gonna fall off as soon as we start our backswing. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1942 |
And feng shui to you. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1943 |
Are you sure this is what it means to dress for the job you want? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1944 |
Does this upgrade increase thinking speed or just memory? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1945 |
It's tax season, so I've had a lot on my mind, too. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1946 |
Don't you just hate it when you have to bring work home |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1947 |
Maybe we adopted these brain enhancement implants too early. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1948 |
The micromanaging around here has really gotten out of control. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1949 |
Darn, meant to delete not copy. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1950 |
It's nice to meet someone else with an overdeveloped executive function. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1951 |
I don't know about you, but I'm tired of having business constantly on my mind! |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1952 |
My desk is bigger than yours. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1953 |
Still don't believe in evolution? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1954 |
If we keep wearing these labor union protest hats to make grandiose Grecian parallels, forget Atlas, we'll be jobless. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1955 |
I have mixed feelings about this latest round of downsizing. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1956 |
Off the top the top of my head . .. I'd say you have a little work on your mind. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1957 |
I'm not wearing anything under my laptop. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1958 |
He's Tweedledee. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1959 |
We both have a lot on our minds. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1960 |
It's been tough, but I've learned never to question the man upstairs. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1961 |
He asked for a treadmill desk but it's not covered in the warranty |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1962 |
The lawyers won't let us brainstorm off the top of our heads. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1963 |
It's turtles all the way down. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1964 |
I don't understand why having a head for business isn't a more attractive quality. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1965 |
I still remember how the keys pounded before they went electronic. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1966 |
My man wants to speak to your man. Is that okay? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1967 |
The head office is good for micromanagement and that's about it. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1968 |
I have the same thing on my mind. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1969 |
I don't get it, my wife keeps complaining about my bring the office home. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1970 |
A home office isn't as appealing as it sounded. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1971 |
Since installing a porn filter, his productivity has gone way up. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1972 |
How about some more double print, Gene? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1973 |
All I think about is work. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1974 |
A zip drive for your thoughts? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1975 |
I keep thinking it's Wednesday. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1976 |
Thankfully, my community service is almost over. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1977 |
Work is crushing me. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1978 |
I don't know about you, but all the problems at work, have been on my mind, lately. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1979 |
In the end, our similarities are greater than our differences. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1980 |
The brain's executive functions are at their peak at our age. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1981 |
Byte me! |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1982 |
You gave how much to the campaign? |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
1983 |
Heavy is the head that wears the crown of drones. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1984 |
What's up? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1985 |
Do you get a tingling sensation down there when he opens a new private window? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1986 |
Still, there's no accounting for some of my thoughts. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1987 |
Do you like solitaire? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1988 |
I didn't expect this when I was told I was being promoted to head office. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1989 |
We compete at the highest level |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1990 |
I think our brains are working harder than we are... |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1991 |
Who would have ever guessed that the basis of mental telepathy would be discovered in our lifetime. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1992 |
I'm also a workaholic who desperately needed help. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1993 |
Phil, have you erased me...? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1994 |
I was out of my head yesterday. Any messages? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1995 |
When he said that we'd do a little brainstorming, I didn't realize that this is what he had in mind! |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1996 |
I think we may have a virus as your thoughts are coming in a tad slow? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1997 |
My poor brother thinks his job is better than mine. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
1998 |
They've banned this in France. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
1999 |
We need someone with a big head and a conference room. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
2000 |
My on-board fact checker indicates that you actually do have gum you could share. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2001 |
Two heads are better than one |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2002 |
I had this dream... Left and Right working together... |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2003 |
I'll have to have my guy DM your guy on that. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2004 |
It's cool that we were able to get twins. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2005 |
Psst... don't look up, but I think someone is watching us. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2006 |
I don't mind that work gets in my head, but it sure is messing up my part. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2007 |
They figured out how to get a head in business. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2008 |
yes, glad you're appathetic |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
2009 |
Politically correct. Our talking heads come with instant fact checking. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2010 |
People are going to think we called each other this morning. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2011 |
My work load is heavier than your work load. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
2012 |
Lately, I can't seem to get work off of my mind. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2013 |
I'll tell you what your guy is writing, and then you tell me mine. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2014 |
Like you, I owe my success to all the little people. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2015 |
Does yours take his shoes off? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2016 |
I understand the Red Hat Club, but this Office Hat Club is a bit of a stretch |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2017 |
Do you ever wonder what the phone and computer are plugged into? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2018 |
Must we also use the same barber? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2019 |
I see work is weighing on your mind too. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2020 |
Yeah, my twelve inch pianist is *also* an accountant. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2021 |
Uu |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
2022 |
The difference between us? I make this look good. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2023 |
I see you can't disconnect from work either... |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2024 |
It's a doubleheader! |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2025 |
I didn't catch his name on his first day, and now it's too late for me to ask. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2026 |
I'll have my assistant snail mail your assistant. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2027 |
Maybe it works for them, but I'm not loving this whole Feng Shui thing. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2028 |
The Hat Sisters of Wall Street. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2029 |
I thought you only had a laptop. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2030 |
I think that genie misunderstood my wish |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2031 |
Standing on the shoulders of giants? Eh, close enough. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2032 |
I listed it was quaint with only mild dandruff. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2033 |
Do you think they'll start cutting overheads? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2034 |
So I said, "How do you think you spell eggs-x-yu-tiv rez-ooo-may? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2035 |
Do you ever have the feeling that you're just a character in a video game? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2036 |
I thought virtual reality would be more exciting. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2037 |
At my last job, 'Upper Management' had their own offices. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2038 |
I'll have the voices in my head contact the voices in your head. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2039 |
My day trader is faster than your day trader. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2040 |
Come Wednesday we might be needing these. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2041 |
this censorship is mind numbing! |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2042 |
Whatever you do, don't check his browser history. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2043 |
It's the ultimate balancing act. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2044 |
It sure looks like we've got a lot on our minds. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2045 |
I'll have my department head contact your department head. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2046 |
No doubt we were separated at birth. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2047 |
Bad as it gets, just remember how lucky we are to be knowledge workers and not just some manual grunts. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
2048 |
1st World Problems. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2049 |
What's the voice telling you to do now? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2050 |
I think we have a lot in common |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2051 |
Who invented "fantasy office"? |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
2052 |
So you're finding it hard to get away from your desk job too? |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
2053 |
My boss has been on top of me these days too. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
2054 |
My lack of right brain creativity makes us a good match. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2055 |
I've been considering just shaving my head. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2056 |
Are you groupthinking what I'm groupthinking? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2057 |
Let's not vote. We'd just cancel each others choice. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2058 |
We really need to cut our overhead. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2059 |
Wow! What are the chances? We both have the same Halloween costume. |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
2060 |
I think the office budget cut is really getting to me. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2061 |
Is my tie too skinny? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2062 |
I've been trying to organize my self talk. How about you? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2063 |
I hope this conversation finds you well |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2064 |
I see we are attracting more like-minded people. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2065 |
I could believe you just came up with the same idea last Halloween, but... |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2066 |
My God! It's like you're reading my mind! |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2067 |
I hate these executive-level Halloween costume parties. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2068 |
They told me it was a small company, top tier medical and... was I open to working off the top of my head. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2069 |
I like the way you think. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2070 |
Well, they're better than the college students we had living up there before. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2071 |
Does yours just watch Netflix all day too? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2072 |
Are you sure you ate the whole brownie dude? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2073 |
I didn't really change my mind -- voting for Trump was an executive decision made after I was hacked by the Russians. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2074 |
No . . . the cloud is different |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2075 |
I hate these SBA audits. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2076 |
Right off the top of my head, I can't think of anything. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2077 |
See what I'm Saying? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2078 |
Siri was bright but I couldn't stand her voice. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2079 |
Is this is some good marijuana, or what? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2080 |
Mom always liked your little man best. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2081 |
Do you ever feel the government is monitoring our every thought? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2082 |
No way creative and intuitive is better than organized and systematic. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2083 |
It’s hard to talk when the wifi goes down. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2084 |
One of us is going to have to quit. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2085 |
If they decide to cut staff, we're in trouble. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2086 |
I expected Google's 'Personal Assistant Hat' would be more streamlined. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2087 |
He'll send you an email, and we'll set up a time for lunch. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2088 |
My id keeps telling me that my ego's working overtime. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2089 |
Can I borrow a pencil? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2090 |
I used to have a flattop. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2091 |
I should've gotten the app instead. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2092 |
I just can't seem to wrap my brain around it. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2093 |
My right hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2094 |
We should demand raises. We have been carrying this company long enough. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2095 |
The evolutionary consequence of multi-tasking. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2096 |
If we wear bowlers it will be too dark to keep working at our desks after we leave. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2097 |
What makes you think we're self-centered? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2098 |
A bitcoin for your thoughts. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2099 |
Computer says No. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2100 |
Don’t let others slow you down, get involved and you can see the powerfulness of it all. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2101 |
I prefer the virtual desktop version on Microsoft Office. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2102 |
How do you get rid of that little email going on and on in your head? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2103 |
Okay, let's keep our best guys on top of it. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2104 |
My guy just ordered a bigger desk on Amazon. How about yours? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2105 |
No, I didn't take your pencil holder. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2106 |
Do you have that "9 to 5" song stuck in your head, too? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2107 |
I'm thinking about growing a Mullet. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2108 |
You know your guy looks ridiculous in that suit, right? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2109 |
Wait. I thought I was the head office. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2110 |
A bitcoin for your thoughts. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2111 |
Out of 650,000 a couple appear to be pertinent." |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2112 |
I see you've got work on your mind, too. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2113 |
The standing desks were innovative, but these have gone too far. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2114 |
You too sublet your head? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2115 |
In his efforts to stop the negative voices in his head, Howard resorts to email. "Howard, you are a worthless piece of shit...you aren't worth the air this message is written on." |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2116 |
So, I've got email on the brain, huh? Look who's talking! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2117 |
I'll have my guy email your guy. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2118 |
Talk about micromanaging....sheesh. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2119 |
But is this billable? |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2120 |
Matter Over Mind |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2121 |
I hope my bathroom break isn't considered a wikileak. |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2122 |
This way we don't forget to file our taxes. |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2123 |
So we give up a few freedoms to remain safe. |
1.0889 |
0.05339 |
45 |
42 |
2 |
1 |
2124 |
They say the voices in your head speak louder than words. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2125 |
I call mine Little Deloitte. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2126 |
They're Googling "folie a deux". |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2127 |
Did you get my email? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2128 |
You need to ask yourself... "Have I been hacked?" |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2129 |
You're right, it can be a real balancing act. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2130 |
Do you ever get the feeling you shouldn't believe most of what you're thinking? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2131 |
It's 'The Twin Paradox', not 'The Twin Pair-o-desks' so let's take a ride to the dock store. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2132 |
Hold on. I'm receiving a message from Putin. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2133 |
It's amazing, it's as if you can read my email. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2134 |
we're in over our heads. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2135 |
I'm sure we'll be successful, we both have a good head for business! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2136 |
"Crazy Hat Day" could not get any crazier! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2137 |
I see you take your job with you on vacation too. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2138 |
This is definitely not what I thought they meant by achieving a 'work-life balance.' |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2139 |
The worst part is I can't wear my favorite hat. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2140 |
Let's power down and then we can talk with our mouths. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2141 |
This polling thing has started to invade our privacy. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2142 |
Your space or mine. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2143 |
My private server is sending you an immunity app. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2144 |
Oh I don't take my work home. My work takes me home. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2145 |
Can we take off our client hats for a minute? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2146 |
Is THIS what is meant when someone gets ahead in the world? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2147 |
Mine has more GB than yours. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2148 |
When does yours usually clock out? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2149 |
I hate it when my boss is standing over me. Why can't he mind his own business? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2150 |
I'm Atlas. What's your name, fucker? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2151 |
OK, now clear your mind and relax... |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2152 |
GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2153 |
Correct, you're the personification of youth's unfulfilled promise. My turn. Am I American? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2154 |
This job is really getting on top of me. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2155 |
Two parallel processors are better than one. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2156 |
I wish he'd roll off my head. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2157 |
Do you know you have a little man sitting at a little desk on top of your head? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2158 |
Do you think we're giving way too much of ourselves to our jobs? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2159 |
I had a different vision of what working at the Head Office would mean. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2160 |
Hold on, I need to update my Adobe software. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2161 |
I know how you think and I see what you see,... bro. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2162 |
I've killed before, and I'll kill again! The tiny man on my head SAW. IT. ALL. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2163 |
I think I was just hacked. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2164 |
I wish our jobs would move to Mexico! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2165 |
We'll go together and tell him we need to get this off our minds. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2166 |
So you thought it was Boring Hat Day too? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2167 |
great minds think alike |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2168 |
My doctor said take 2 aspirins and call him in the morning. What about yours? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2169 |
My human speaks french. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2170 |
We never talk anymore. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2171 |
"we've got to stop letting work mess with our heads.: |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2172 |
Sure it would save money if we outsourced to India, but I just don't know. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2173 |
I'm a head in the game. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2174 |
24/7 connectivity sucks! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2175 |
I don't like these new work hats. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2176 |
Are you trying out that new online dating site as well? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2177 |
"Dr Livingstone,I presume?.. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2178 |
Okay, just look busy for the next 30 years. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2179 |
I agree...It would be redundant and inefficient to have two head offices. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2180 |
We have to get work off our minds. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2181 |
It's the darned ringing in my ears that I'm having trouble getting used to. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2182 |
Lately, it's like he has no idea what I'm thinking. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2183 |
I think it's harder to get ahead these days. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2184 |
I have so much on my mind that I can't get anything done. I guess it's true that the only way a two-man committee works is when one is dead. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2185 |
My apologies, but I think I have your micromanager. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2186 |
At least our Apples are very PC. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2187 |
You ever get the feeling someone's controlling us? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2188 |
Glad I'm not the only one here with a head for business. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2189 |
Can't wait to go wireless! I can't sit down since the connection of this thing redefines "outlet". |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2190 |
The new i-hacker hat, nice. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2191 |
As I get older, more of my memory is in a cloud. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2192 |
We're literally under the thumbs of the head office! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2193 |
Corporate's micromanagement is really beginning to weigh me down. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2194 |
I was going to leave the factory sticker and merchandise tag on mine. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2195 |
This new mind remote is great! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2196 |
My head office gives me pain. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2197 |
I have a lot on my mind too! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2198 |
And I used to think Siri was annoying.... |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2199 |
I seem to have work on my mind too. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2200 |
Don't you think this is better than texting? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2201 |
How long are they going to be here for? I've got a date later, and I really need them gone. She already thinks I'm unstable... |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2202 |
I am out of the office right now and only infrequently checking my messages. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2203 |
Every since I went to Trumps new hotel, I've been getting these strange compulsions. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2204 |
"Mines now demanding a stand-up desk". |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2205 |
Still downloading. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2206 |
Next year's model has a scalp massage function. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2207 |
I can't wait to get home so I can browse without supervision. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2208 |
They'd rather have their meeting tête-à-tête. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2209 |
Constantly having work on my mind has given me even less excuses for being unemployed. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2210 |
I can't sleep with the constant tapping in my head. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2211 |
Sometimes I wish I could just turn off my inner associate manager of sales. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2212 |
We did agree to a mutual 'head's up' on any new development. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2213 |
I just sent you my thoughts via ESP-mail. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2214 |
I can count at least ten differences between your idea and mine. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2215 |
It's hard to support a micro-manager! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2216 |
I'll have my guy contact your guy then. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2217 |
What happened to your pencils? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2218 |
Well then, I'm holding you accountable also! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2219 |
I didn't want to pay for Bluetooth either. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2220 |
For some reason, I have this sudden urge to do conference calls. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2221 |
We must have the same hair stylist. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2222 |
I agree. This could catch on where cubicles are scarce. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2223 |
I'll have my people talk to your people. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2224 |
I'm thinking of getting the stand-up version. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2225 |
Sounds good to me but I'll need the approval of my head office. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2226 |
Okay--we have business in the front. Now what's your idea for party in the back? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2227 |
Your brain in "instant messaging" mode, and your brain in "think before speaking" mode. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2228 |
It hides my bald spot. What about you? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2229 |
You always said you wanted to be in head office. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2230 |
You know where the cord outlets are right? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2231 |
TECHNOLOGY MAGICAL THINKING IN THE WORLD TODAY |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2232 |
Work on the brain? Yeah me too! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2233 |
We never talk anymore. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2234 |
We both know compartmentalization is new age hogwash. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2235 |
It cuts down on overhead. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2236 |
Mine searches Yahoo for answers so I often have to Google it myself. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2237 |
Off the top of my head, I'd say a key goal for next year would be achieving a better life/work balance. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2238 |
Dude, you got a smart desk too? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2239 |
The company says we are head cases |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2240 |
With this little overhead, how can we not succeed? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2241 |
This startup is beginning to feel very corporate. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2242 |
Who does your hair? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2243 |
I'm not sure what I think of these new standing desks. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2244 |
My inner fact checker says Who's on first. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2245 |
Who's a blockhead? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2246 |
Business up front but no more party in the back. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2247 |
This office assistant app could use an update. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2248 |
Me neither. I never miss the old 9 to 5. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2249 |
Heavy on my mind. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2250 |
Am I reading your mind, or did you just send me an email? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2251 |
You too? I've also got a lot of that e-mail stuff on my mind. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2252 |
My office overhead leaves me speechless. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2253 |
Let's due lunch. I'll have my assistant contact yours to set it up. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2254 |
Heavy is the head that wears the desk. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2255 |
Yeah, I have a tele-commute head leash, too. Fools my boss most of the time. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2256 |
Dressing alike used to be fun, but now it's just weird. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2257 |
There's something on your head. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2258 |
Have your help desk call my help desk and maybe we can work these glitches out. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2259 |
What do yo do when you catch yours looking at porn? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2260 |
Could I borrow a pencil? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2261 |
It was all in my head, until outsourcing. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2262 |
This is not the upward mobility I had in mind. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2263 |
Your work is just a mirror of mine. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2264 |
It's much easier if you get him to turn off the notifications. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2265 |
Micromanagement is a pain in the neck. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2266 |
I didn't mind him at first, but now he's started to micro-manage everything. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2267 |
You mean work is always on your mind, too? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2268 |
I can't think of anything off the top of my head. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2269 |
Are you trying to steal my patent application? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2270 |
At the end of the day when you understand the big picture it's a no brainer. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2271 |
You've got work on your mind, too? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2272 |
I won't say anything until this audit is a thing of the past |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2273 |
I know how you feel-bringing my work home hastened the death of my marriage too - |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2274 |
Well, I've never been micro-managed quite like this before. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2275 |
And then she had the gall to say we lack diversity! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2276 |
My wife wears a glass-top desk |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2277 |
OMG... Twinsies! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2278 |
The Russians can read my mind. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2279 |
Shhh. The upper managers are listening. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2280 |
Discount Double Check! Can you find the differences in these two pictures? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2281 |
Well, I finally think I've got a head of technology. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2282 |
There's something on my mind. I thought you'd understand. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2283 |
Just off the top of my head, I'd say our systems seem compatible. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2284 |
It seemed like a good idea at the time, but what happens if there are layoffs? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2285 |
Is it just me or is there a man sitting at a desk on your head? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2286 |
Yeah, it's nice, but the overhead's outrageous. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2287 |
I'll my people call your people. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2288 |
Our CEO always loved you best. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2289 |
How's your office overhead? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2290 |
Or we could form a band? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2291 |
Yes, I'm aware it's just another sign of the shrinking economy. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2292 |
Oy Vey, are we boring or what? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2293 |
Listen Ying!! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2294 |
That desk job has been doing my head in lately |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2295 |
When I tried to explain our plan, Atlas shrugged. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2296 |
How can we tell which is the private server? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2297 |
Ever feel like your brain is just a businessman sitting at a buffering computer?" "All the time! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2298 |
It's been much harder on me with his new adjustable standing desk. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2299 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?? You're missing something. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2300 |
Glad we think alike. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2301 |
"What happened to 'A Little Dab'll Do Ya'? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2302 |
I really like the way you think. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2303 |
I've got Bob, that hunk in accounting on my mind ....just like you. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2304 |
Relax. It's all on your head. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2305 |
Off the top of my head, I couldn't tell you about his work quality |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2306 |
My alter ego can beat up your alter ego. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2307 |
Mine's named Gulliver. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2308 |
Bet I know what you're thinking? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2309 |
He is rational but the guy at my heart is all over the place. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2310 |
Penny for his thoughts. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2311 |
I sense a delete about to happen. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2312 |
Twin studies reveal genetic tendency to have office work on the brain. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2313 |
Mom says we think so much alike we must be related ! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2314 |
Yes, I get tired of taking my work home with me as well. It's like I can never unplug myself from it! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2315 |
Did you get the"Don't Be A Desk-Head Clone" email? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2316 |
This new method gives us a chance to nap when needed. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2317 |
What I got from just off the top of your head totally disagrees with what your saying. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2318 |
I'm tired of some wisenheimer always asking where my private server is. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2319 |
Are you Googling what I'm Googling? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2320 |
Yeah, the mouse is faster than typing your ideas, but typing makes you THINK more. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2321 |
Human resources told me some time at head office would be good for my career. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2322 |
We're looking forward to the wireless upgrade. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2323 |
Right Brain vs Left Brain = no decided winner. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2324 |
Nice hat! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2325 |
I'll have my people call your people. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2326 |
Let's see someone hack this e-mail? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2327 |
I'm sorry but I no longer do conversations by speaking. I know you understand. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2328 |
It's really nice meeting someone who thinks just like me. Takes a load off my mind. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2329 |
Are you thinking the same thing I am?! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2330 |
I'm not sure if my brain is frozen or not responding. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2331 |
It proves that I'm a harder worker than you. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2332 |
Since beginning work here, for some reason I just can't shake the urge to take work home with me. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2333 |
I think things first took a bad turn with the iPhone 9. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2334 |
It was more comfortable when our boss was just in our heads. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2335 |
Business has been picking up lately but our overhead is still killing us. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2336 |
I see your brain is on cranking out work again. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2337 |
Satan is real. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2338 |
Who's the meme here? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2339 |
We can compete or we can put our heads together. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2340 |
They can tell if you voted for him when you said you were with her. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2341 |
oh shit, put it there my brother |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2342 |
This gives a whole new meaning to the expression 'head desk'. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2343 |
Can't think-too much pressure! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2344 |
I feel like our bosses always looking over us. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2345 |
I'll have my people call your people |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2346 |
Except for the hats, I think The Washington Lobbyists is a better name than Redskins. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2347 |
I've heard of standing desks, but this is getting out of hand. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2348 |
I don't really mind, but he won't let me wear my hat. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2349 |
They say this layout encourages idea sharing. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2350 |
We need to reduce our overhead. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2351 |
LOL; UR<; IM> |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2352 |
I think they call it corporate downsizing. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2353 |
Well, our head financial adviser recommends to let him take care of the small stuff and we should concentrate on the larger investment possibilities. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2354 |
Instead of telling you, how about I send you a mental email? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2355 |
Work, work, work... It's always on my mind, too. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2356 |
My subconscious is really beginning to piss me off. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2357 |
It's amazing how different we are! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2358 |
My wife says I need to cut the cord, but mother says I have to keep him. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2359 |
Looking forward to being a total dizz when I retire. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2360 |
So, how's middle management treating you? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2361 |
Let's follow up with Facetime. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2362 |
Yes, faster than the cloud, but I wish I'd sprung for the cocobolo. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2363 |
Have your guy call my guy. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2364 |
Stanford, Schmanford! Mine has a Harvard MBA! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2365 |
Met you new boss...same as my old boss. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2366 |
What I wrote was just off the top of my head. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2367 |
My artificial intelligence is smarter than yours. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2368 |
If you think your desk is bigger than mine, I say you're dreaming. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2369 |
They're not heavy, they're our brothers. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2370 |
I've got 'work balance' down, now I just need the 'life' part. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2371 |
With the latest polling techniques, pretty soon we won't even need to bother holding elections. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2372 |
Oh yeah, well I have something heavy on my mind as well. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2373 |
I know all your passwords now. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2374 |
My secretary sometimes combs my hair with his feet. But he has a girlfriend, so it's chill. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2375 |
Yes, clean desk = clean mind. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2376 |
I think Google Hat will do as well as Google Glass. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2377 |
Activity tracker alerted: Quick, shift to left buttock! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2378 |
Having a bad hair day too? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2379 |
No George, YOU always have work on YOUR mind. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2380 |
I see you made a deal with the man too. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2381 |
They say, "Great minds Google alike." |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2382 |
I've got your pencils. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2383 |
We could be the victims of downsizing. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2384 |
Just a little advice if you want to move up the corporate ladder...pencils. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2385 |
So, this is how you have a head-to-head competition. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2386 |
You talkin' to you? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2387 |
That's my person talking to your person. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2388 |
What do you mean, you can't see yourself working late? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2389 |
My new app... it's like Google glasses but for executives. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2390 |
You negotiated the hard legal fee caps. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2391 |
I thought having technology implanted in my head would be less noticeable. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2392 |
Dont you ever feel like technology is taking over your brain. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2393 |
When will the office learn we want to be left alone?? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2394 |
Man, talking to you is taxing. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2395 |
Why am I suddenly thinking of kittens with baby ducks right now.? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2396 |
They may be high-minded, but are they top value? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2397 |
" I have always thought that two heads were better than one"! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2398 |
its ok, tax season is approaching it's normal to have our accountants on our minds |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2399 |
I don't think it was such a good idea to upgrade the voices in our head to VoIP |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2400 |
Those two are really going head to head in order to get ahead! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2401 |
How do YOU deal with being micro-managed? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2402 |
'That's funny, my left side is so logical but I still voted for him." |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2403 |
I'm glad I didn't go for the i-Desk Plus. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2404 |
Like you, I've always had a head for figures. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2405 |
Why can't we think outside the box? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2406 |
It's a work station and a bald spot cover and you are a selfie. It's a work station and a bald spot cover. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2407 |
I don't know about you, but the micro bureaucrat with his micro computer is giving me a macro headache. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2408 |
It's weird, but we can see where you're going with this. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2409 |
Well, speaking off the top of my head, I expect we think the same way. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2410 |
Have your people give my people the name the name of your salon. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2411 |
I see you also work at Headbook. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2412 |
This is the only way I know of getting ahead. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2413 |
You'll wonder how you ever got by without autocorrect. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2414 |
Sync, don't blink! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2415 |
Warnin' you: it's tripled spaced, but, hey, I gotta be me! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2416 |
I look ridiculous? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2417 |
I see you're running Windows 19 too. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2418 |
A: "I'm stuck!" B: "Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete" |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2419 |
I've heard they want to eliminate duplication of effort. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2420 |
All I think about is work. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2421 |
My wife hates it when I bring work home. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2422 |
Would you like a pen? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2423 |
Maybe we've been putting in too many hours. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2424 |
Beards are out. Desk hats are in. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2425 |
Who are you wearing? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2426 |
You're redundant. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2427 |
Do you think the FBI has something on us? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2428 |
Our relationship's become so. . . virtual. Can't we just talk? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2429 |
This isn't what I had in mind when I agreed to work from home. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2430 |
"Does he know that I wear nothing under the desk?", both man wonders. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2431 |
I hate having our brains audited |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2432 |
I always bring my work home with me. You? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2433 |
What are you working on?" "What are you working on? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2434 |
We need to talk over lunch, I'll have my people get in touch with your people. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2435 |
Owning our own business is great, but the office overhead is killing us! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2436 |
Have your people call my people, and we'll Skype |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2437 |
Brain storm , or soft wear and tear ? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2438 |
OK, your telling me 'I' have a man at a desk on 'MY' head! Dude you are suffering from a classic case of projection |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2439 |
I'm the head of the foreign desk. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2440 |
Whether we're left brain or right brain, bringing the office home with us each night is a headache. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2441 |
just a second, my brain is still booting up. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2442 |
Do you remember if I sent you that e-mail, off the top of your head? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2443 |
I feel like work is always on my mind these days |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2444 |
Lunch tomorrow? I will have my admin text yours. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2445 |
The boss said these hats will keep us focused |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2446 |
They did say that desktops were going to make a comeback. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2447 |
I like the way you think! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2448 |
Can you send me an email to remind me I really need to speak with you in person? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2449 |
No, there's no one on my head. Why, is there someone on your head? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2450 |
When they talk about their jobs, it all goes over my head. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2451 |
Oh man, you have the same hat. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2452 |
Left brain...right brain, for me they are both the same. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2453 |
The world has regressed back to prehistoric times--non-verbal communication. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2454 |
Why do always have to dress like me? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2455 |
Yeah, I clicked on "gray fedora" too. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2456 |
No, the boss likes me best! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2457 |
We cannot be accused of not having our heads in the job. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2458 |
Does yours sync with your iWatch? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2459 |
I use my head in my desk job, you? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2460 |
You got any aspirin, my head's killing me! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2461 |
16 hour days and both of us have finally gotten a head. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2462 |
When I was told some of us would be moving up in the company, I had something different in mind. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2463 |
"I was going to ask you the same thing". |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2464 |
1) "Every time I sneeze, my Workers Comp premium goes up ..." 2) "I've been writing my hat off as a business expense for years..." 3) "Don't go to bed without first removing the chair mat..." |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2465 |
Seriously? I have guy-working-at-desk hair, too? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2466 |
our thoughts are not our own. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2467 |
I see you're also wearing your thinking cap. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2468 |
It's almost like you can read my mind. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2469 |
Funny, the voice in my head says the exact same thing. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2470 |
I just gave my brain desk a huge raise! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2471 |
I have something I need to tell you but I can't get a connection. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2472 |
When they asked if I wanted to be computerized, I was thinking more like a chip. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2473 |
Who was the genius who said, "Two desks are better than one?" |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2474 |
Next time, let's pay full price for hair restorers. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2475 |
At first I was resistant, but now I don't know how I could function without a little desk head guy. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2476 |
Okay, my guy will get in touch with yours. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2477 |
It's not what I expected A.I. to be. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2478 |
No. My guy is the left brained one! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2479 |
I think we're all feeling the weightiness of our line of business. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2480 |
Let me think about it... I'll have my inner voice contact your inner voice. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2481 |
So how long have you been in technical support? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2482 |
The life of a giant was so much easier in the old days. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2483 |
Find coffee near me. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2484 |
The good news is they've really lowered our overhead. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2485 |
Nate Silver says there's a 31% chance of a desk growing out of my head. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2486 |
Input meets Putin |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2487 |
Definitely, we're in a left brain right brain conflict! |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2488 |
Well, they must have free will. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2489 |
Personnel downsizing; he covers angel and devil. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2490 |
Somehow I had expected more from wearable computing. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2491 |
How're you enjoying Google HeadMail? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2492 |
I predicted your staff cut! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2493 |
Fortunately for us we now live in a paperless society. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2494 |
There's an accountant, with a desktop and a landline on my head too? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2495 |
"Are you surfing what I'm surfing? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2496 |
If we could only get them to speak to one another! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2497 |
Not my idea of work/life balance |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2498 |
I miss my porn fantasies. You? |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2499 |
I told you to leave the office at work |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2500 |
My hair stylist was pretty annoyed. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2501 |
Aha! I think I've finally figured out how to get into his head! |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2502 |
I see you've got the WiFi Sci-Fi Network connection, too. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2503 |
These lidtops are not as convenient as our laptops. |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2504 |
So, less than symbol, HTML, greater than symbol, less than symbol, TITLE, greater than symbol, less than symbol, IMG SRC=’desk.jpg’, ALIGN=’TOP’, greater than symbol…. |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2505 |
How's work? Off the top of my head I would say fine - How bout you? |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2506 |
Still, the nice part is we can work from home |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2507 |
Okay, seriously, what the fuck is going on here? |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2508 |
You have to have a head for business to succeed in this company! |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2509 |
Why don't I get a stapler? |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2510 |
Personal accounting has come a long way. |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2511 |
From what I see, we are on the same page? |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2512 |
Face it we're at loggerheads. |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2513 |
This twins research is starting to wear on me. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2514 |
I can't answer that, you'll have to go through my PA. |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2515 |
Another My amygdala struggles with live feeds. |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2516 |
I just get him to check with PR to make sure I dont say anything stupid. We've outsourced PR to the same team managing the presidential campaigns. |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2517 |
Off the top of my head, I can't think of a more convient CPA firm. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2518 |
The world is getting to technical for me. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2519 |
I know, I've got work on my mind all the time too. |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2520 |
I suppose there had to be a downside to this brain augmentation process |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2521 |
We're trying out new training methods. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2522 |
You brought work home, too? Let's just order out tonight. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2523 |
Proof that if you work hard, you can get a head. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2524 |
You only think you know me. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2525 |
My work-life balance is precarious at best. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2526 |
I see that you let the job go to your head too! |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2527 |
Another Singularity-Beta tester, I presume? |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2528 |
I leave my phone at home now. |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
2529 |
I'm confused.......are you the email inbox or the email trash? |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
2530 |
The left hand does not know what the Right Hand is doing |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
2531 |
Phil, are you also having a hallucination that each of our desks are sitting on big heads with anxious expressions? |
1.0698 |
0.05150 |
43 |
41 |
1 |
1 |
2532 |
As an "alter ego", I have to say you're a huge disappointment. |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
2533 |
I hit my 30's, and suddenly had free real estate up there. |
1.0698 |
0.05150 |
43 |
41 |
1 |
1 |
2534 |
These hats aren't selling like I'd hoped. |
1.0698 |
0.05150 |
43 |
41 |
1 |
1 |
2535 |
I have a split-screen headache. |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
2536 |
I'm not crazy about the look. But on the plus side, the toupée practically pays for itself. |
1.0698 |
0.05150 |
43 |
41 |
1 |
1 |
2537 |
My guy will get up with your guy to confirm. |
1.0682 |
0.03844 |
44 |
41 |
3 |
0 |
2538 |
Yea, my company's downsizing, too in an effort to "stay ahead" |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2539 |
Do you have something on your mind you want to get off?....Do YOU have something on YOUR mind YOU want to get off? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2540 |
I'm thinking of upgrading him to a standing desk |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2541 |
No, I'm still of two minds about it. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2542 |
I suspect these headaches are work related. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2543 |
My skill set is better than yours. I have a backup system of pencils. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2544 |
It appears that some employees were taking the company's work-life balance challenge too literally. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2545 |
My simulation can kick your simulation's butt. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2546 |
My display of superior executive functioning got me to where I am today. You? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2547 |
I hate the whole "mobile office" concept. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2548 |
My server used to be in my garage and I see you're bringing your server with you too as well as your operator. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2549 |
DO I HAVE A MAN AT A DESK ON MY HEAD YOU HAVE A MAN AT A DESK ON YOUR HEAD |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2550 |
Maybe we should break up, we've both got a lot on our minds right now. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2551 |
Not marbles, pencils - you've lost your pencils. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2552 |
I've got work on my mind too |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2553 |
Is work always on your mind, too? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2554 |
The reason for the recent downsizing of the company is completely over my head. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2555 |
Who knew that being office space pays more than an internship? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2556 |
I see it hasn't solved your bulging eye problem, either. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2557 |
We just don't click anymore. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2558 |
WikiLeaks to Russian Hackers: "We tried our best, but Hillary still won." |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2559 |
I can't seem to get the office off my head |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2560 |
We're identical twins, remember? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2561 |
Is my ISP on straight? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2562 |
Do you ever feel as if someone else is controlling you? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2563 |
Spare me the accusations, big nose, why the hell would I want two pencil containers? |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2564 |
I actually prefer it to a standing desk. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2565 |
I guess they've given us a head start again. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2566 |
I've found the 6th difference...your nose is slightly larger than mine! |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2567 |
Somehow, I feel connected to you. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2568 |
Bet my porn's better than yours. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2569 |
I hate it when he says..." take a little off the top" . |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2570 |
These new A.I. devices lack common sense. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2571 |
Like you, I've always had a good head for business. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2572 |
When an accountant has a left brain and right brain dispute |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2573 |
My computer can beat your computer. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2574 |
looks like you have work on your mind |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2575 |
It's out of our pay grade. Let the head honchos decide. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2576 |
I don't understand, your guy emailed my guy with 'them' as the header? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2577 |
The Availability Heuristic—We no longer see the world with our eyes, but rather, through the internet. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2578 |
1100000110100100101010010100001001001001001010. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2579 |
Constantly fantasizing about ALEXA, SIRI and CORTANA kept me from getting much work done, but Frank seems to keep me on task. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2580 |
When the boss said he values transparency, I imagined something different. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2581 |
Ixnay on the upgradeway alktay. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2582 |
I'm thinking we double bill. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2583 |
Work is always on my mind! |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2584 |
Desk Club for men. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2585 |
I know corporate said this would increase efficiency, but all my guy does is scroll Facebook |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2586 |
My wife thinks I'm obsessed with work. Do you think that's a problem? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2587 |
It's their idea of work-life balance. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2588 |
We're being micromanaged to pieces. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2589 |
#ditto |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2590 |
Bob, the memo should have read "outsource admin work on THAT project," not "outsource admin work on HAT project." |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2591 |
My guy will reach out to your guy |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2592 |
Look, this is just off the top of my head... |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2593 |
Wanna switch? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2594 |
I can't get work off my mind -- can you? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2595 |
Mine is buying and selling aardvarks. Yours? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2596 |
What's the emoticon for an 'Electronic Handshake?' |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2597 |
Our minds are working overtime. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2598 |
Are you in or out? |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2599 |
Have your conscience call my conscience. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2600 |
Really? I can't get work off my mind, either! |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2601 |
We can simply kiss the old fashioned way Donald. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2602 |
I've promised to release my brain, but only after the audit is complete. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2603 |
This down sizng has gone too far |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2604 |
I'm thinking maybe a cat would have been better. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2605 |
I'm not sure that this was a new product worth lining up for. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2606 |
We have to cut down on overhead Welcome to head office What these guys do is over my head too Your guy's using a private email server too? |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2607 |
Now they will answer your emails. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2608 |
They're the latest in security surveill - - - - . |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2609 |
Delete, delete! |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2610 |
So this is what you meant by uploading the desktop? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2611 |
Do we have to pass everything by the legal team? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2612 |
I'm not sure the bonus for joining the hair club is worth it. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2613 |
We never seem able to get work off of our minds. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2614 |
Hey, you seem to have a lot of your mind. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2615 |
They didn't mention they'd be tackling our budget head-on. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2616 |
I'll have mind people call your people. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2617 |
Screenage Mutant Ninjas |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2618 |
That computes. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2619 |
I really miss the days of the implanted chip... |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2620 |
Wouldn't it be trippy if they had little guys at work on their heads? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2621 |
Let me calculate the overhead on that. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2622 |
I know my pencil holder don't make me head honcho. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2623 |
The new HR policy feels a little overboard. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2624 |
Life was a lot more interesting before he figured out "delete browser history". |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2625 |
Up-sourcing is awesome, but I worry about infinite regress. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2626 |
This new cyber-security policy is ridiculous. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2627 |
Is it mind control or are we two really dull guys? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2628 |
Now that I've got him, I don't have to take responsibility for any of my decisions |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2629 |
I'd join you at Trivia Night but mine leaves promptly at five. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2630 |
I don't like the way you think. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2631 |
The only time I can relax anymore is when I get the "Blue Screen of Death. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2632 |
When I was told that I could work at the company's headquarters, I didn't know the job duties. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2633 |
I bet you get a lot of left-handed compliments. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2634 |
This outsourcing isn't really what I bargained for. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2635 |
Same here. "Have you a head for business?", they said. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2636 |
I see you got the new Mack headtop. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2637 |
I guess they took "thinking out of the box" literally. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2638 |
I am fact checking your answer. Me too, your WRONG! |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2639 |
Just wait until you see the orthopedist. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2640 |
you know, Sheldon, being identical twins doesn't mean we need to have the same office apparel. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2641 |
Unlike the shoulder angel, he runs a full cost-benefit regression. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2642 |
I understand it all traces back to some tiny foreigner named Gulliver. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2643 |
Do you have the same migraine that I have? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2644 |
"Mine handed a cease and desist letter to my barber". |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2645 |
So I see you Fall intern is working out well too? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2646 |
"What a loser, spending all day at that miserable job". |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2647 |
'And this is definitely what they mean by getting a head in business?' |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2648 |
He says technically we're right, but 'work hats off' is a kind of unwritten rule of Fight Club. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2649 |
I'll have my office call your office. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2650 |
Technology don't leave the office without it.. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2651 |
Right brain vs left brain - can you see the difference??? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2652 |
How DOES one improve one's executive functioning? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2653 |
No more slogan hats for me either. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2654 |
So what game are they playing again? |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2655 |
It's not you it's me. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2656 |
This work assignment is not sinking in! |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2657 |
Upon reflection, it appears that my desk job dwells too heavily on my mind. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2658 |
Is your guy passive aggressive? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2659 |
Okay... But no sexting. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2660 |
When your head and brain at work is still working double time, the stress is real. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2661 |
I forgot to turn my out-of-office on. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2662 |
Perhaps building the wall here will help us to ignore him. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2663 |
When I said we needed more work-life balance, this is not what I had in mind. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2664 |
"Reply y'all." That one got me. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2665 |
I suggest you upgrade to 5 point 1. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2666 |
Well, my subconscious is EF Hutton, and EF Hutton says... |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2667 |
This is not what I had in mind when I said we needed to get ahead on our work. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2668 |
Something tells me your wife always complains about your "office on the brain," too. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2669 |
What? You thought you were the only person in the world with a desk on your head? |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2670 |
Something about this job is giving me headaches. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2671 |
How the right hand knows what the left hand is doing. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2672 |
I see you got work on your mind too. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2673 |
This is my first ultra-Skype. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2674 |
I don't know, what's on your mind? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2675 |
I see you joined the CPA for men club. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2676 |
Hmm, "Improve Your Executive Function!"- maybe the implantable chip would be worth the extra $89.99. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2677 |
I'll have my person will get ahold of your person. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2678 |
Yeah, but Clinton said she didn't like cookie dough at a conference in 1987. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2679 |
What a coincidence that we both have the name Chirality! |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2680 |
I am Prince Narwhal of Mozambique and I am reaching out to you with a unique financial offer that can make you a millionaire. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2681 |
It always seems like I have work on my mind, but I've mostly been thinking about the office fantasy football league |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2682 |
"I can never remember - am I the In Box or the Out Box"? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2683 |
And life? It's hard enough balancing work. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2684 |
My googler sez...... |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2685 |
they never slip if you use a good glue. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2686 |
What does bi-polar mean? |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2687 |
Did you catch the merger last night? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2688 |
Let's synchronize a fart. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2689 |
I agree--it's heavier than the Galaxy 7, but it's worth the tradeoff. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2690 |
Got any more of those cookies? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2691 |
Mine works on retianer. Yours? |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2692 |
The plans include an executive lounge on my nose. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2693 |
They said standing desks would be more ergonomic. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2694 |
When we agreed to job share we stayed on top and got a head. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2695 |
I'm considering leaving the Google beta-testing program. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2696 |
Russia, and yours? |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2697 |
Remember when I could just hand you a thumb drive? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2698 |
Is this what they mean by "Think outside the box"? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2699 |
Lets' do lunch. I'll have my ego contact your ego. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2700 |
You should try drawing on the Right side of your brain, Charlie |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2701 |
Well? |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2702 |
I'm suffering from a little brain freeze. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2703 |
The twins had an idea on their brain to work in an office, side by side |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2704 |
I don't know about you, but I found that cleaning out the filing cabinets was a real weight off. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2705 |
I don't buy into the notion of face-time as an accurate measure of productivity, do you? |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2706 |
So, what do you think of gotomeeting.com's new app? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2707 |
Let's see how many new apps we can download in an hour |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2708 |
Have you tried restarting? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2709 |
The resemblance IS uncanny. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2710 |
new mouse? |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2711 |
It's like a song that you can't get out of your head. We can't stop thinking about work. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2712 |
Ergonomically speaking, it's even better than a standing desk. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2713 |
Balancing personal time and work is going to my head. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2714 |
They'll think twice about falling down on the job. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2715 |
Not even two heads squared plus tech support can inspire a caption. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2716 |
Identical twins having identical thoughts |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2717 |
Bro, I said we should go as Chia pets, not CIA pests. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2718 |
I can't catch a break. At last year's party, some guy was wearing the exact same tie as me. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2719 |
When they installed the new mobile office app, I was warned that my system might not be compatible. But it's a free upload - so, of course. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2720 |
I just got mine too. Do you happen to know if they come with an optional chin strap? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2721 |
We need some help. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2722 |
It's a left brain-right brain thing. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2723 |
Yes, I think we're on the same page. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2724 |
This isn't what I was expecting when they said we'd be getting standing desks. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2725 |
Cool, we're hat twins again! |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2726 |
Talking Heads |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2727 |
I've always had mousy hair. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2728 |
I miss the devil and angel on my shoulders. They didn't muss up my hair. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2729 |
Are you into artificial intelligence also? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2730 |
Perhaps Blackberet? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2731 |
Do you also spend every waking moment fantasizing about tech support? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2732 |
Executive function is overrated. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2733 |
I hate waking up with desk-head. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2734 |
I think we need to unplug. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2735 |
I'm telling you, it's seasonal: "Do you see what I see?" |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2736 |
I'll have my people get hold of your people. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2737 |
Of all the hats you could have worn tonight, I can't believe you chose the identical Stephen Jones original! |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2738 |
If you want to know what I'm really thinking, check my Facebook page. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2739 |
Speaking off the top of your head's better than off the cuff, right? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2740 |
I have a better head for business ! |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2741 |
I have the feeling you and I are connected somehow. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2742 |
I always thought I had a head for business........but you?? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2743 |
I don't know about you, but I missed the days of the fedora hat. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2744 |
They told us that wearing these things will help us concentrate on work, but all I've been thinking about is how to kill my boss. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2745 |
How 'bout I have my guy call your guy? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2746 |
I know what you're thinking. We're both just a step below our dream jobs. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2747 |
well, we are obviously very different..... |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2748 |
"Have you heard of that new hair product, 'Desk Away'? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2749 |
I prefer the laptop version. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2750 |
President Trump pioneered some "interesting" new NSA surveillance techniques. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2751 |
Wait, I may have to have to reboot. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2752 |
Yours sort out what she wants yet? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2753 |
This whole work-life balance thing is driving me crazy. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2754 |
Oops. Should not have sent that email. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2755 |
What are the chances?!? Reunited after all these years and we both wear the same hat! |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2756 |
Ever feel like your brain is running dial-up? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2757 |
Cutbacks are imminent, according to the head office. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2758 |
I'm getting rid of him. He says he wants a bigger desk. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2759 |
On Fridays mine busts out the footmouse. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2760 |
Hey, the boss wants that new cat video on his desk by 8 o'clock Monday morning. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2761 |
What happened to the 800 pound gorilla? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2762 |
Just say whatever's top-of-mind... |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2763 |
The pencils I took from the office are weighing on my mind. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2764 |
I'm always grateful for your 'second opinion.' |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2765 |
Have your telepath set up a meeting with my telepath |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2766 |
And why is the right wing better? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2767 |
i am scared these presidential polls have almost got inside my head. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2768 |
Mine wants to use a VR headset. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2769 |
How do you spell synergy? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2770 |
Meet for lunch? Have your life-coach text mine. |
1.0513 |
0.05128 |
39 |
38 |
0 |
1 |
2771 |
it's too late - I already pushed send. |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2772 |
I didn't think sharing files was going to involve THIS! |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2773 |
Where do you see yourself in five years? |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2774 |
Very personal email servers |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
2775 |
My executive function is working fine. How's yours? |