Contest #543


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543


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-10-31
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-11-13 (estimated)
Number of captions 6227
Number of responses 450498
Number of participants 19180


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I really just thought they would send me a lapel pin when I registered. 1.8189 0.04148 370 157 123 90
1 If he farts I'm out of here. 1.7953 0.05103 337 189 28 120
2 Well, at least the 800-lb gorilla finally left. 1.7885 0.04459 331 151 99 81
3 I see it. Don't change the subject. 1.6651 0.05048 218 109 73 36
4 We're seeing the end of the Republican party. 1.6589 0.05583 214 120 47 47
5 The zoo won't pay the ransom. Now what? 1.6557 0.05710 212 122 41 49
6 Face it: 'Ms. Bigly' refuses to go with you to the Trump rally today! 1.6540 0.05890 211 126 32 53
7 It looked smaller online. 1.6490 0.05482 208 114 53 41
8 Why can't you just wear a button, like most people? 1.6473 0.05244 207 108 64 35
9 Well SOMEONE clogged the toilet. 1.6439 0.05379 205 110 58 37
10 When you said "a large memory device" I thought you meant a hard drive. 1.6404 0.05381 203 109 58 36
11 ...and we also have to do something about the bull in the china closet. 1.6404 0.05426 203 110 56 37
12 It's your metaphor. You feed it! 1.6108 0.05736 185 106 45 34
13 I think we're gonna need a bigger pee pad. 1.6044 0.05870 182 107 40 35
14 Well he's ignoring us too, Sylvia! 1.6022 0.05410 181 98 57 26
15 It's hiding from the Republican Party. 1.5932 0.05853 177 104 41 32
16 If his memory is so good, why can't he remember that he lives in 12B and not 12C? 1.5862 0.05535 174 97 52 25
17 A homing elephant? A "HOMING" elephant? Well, genius, now we're gonna have TWO elephants in the room !!!! 1.5814 0.05942 172 103 38 31
18 Well, at least HE remembers our anniversary. 1.5799 0.05790 169 98 44 27
19 I can't wait until those Petersons downstairs crank their stereo again. 1.5750 0.05851 160 92 44 24
20 No, Steve, this isn't just about who empties her litter box. 1.5749 0.05970 167 100 38 29
21 You voted for him, you clean up after him 1.5723 0.05949 159 93 41 25
22 Are we speaking metaphorically? 1.5714 0.05573 168 95 50 23
23 Great, now I’m living with two Dumbos. 1.5714 0.06004 168 102 36 30
24 I would have preferred a bumper sticker. 1.5671 0.05938 164 98 39 27
25 That reminds me, your mother called. 1.5652 0.05962 161 96 39 26
26 At least, for once, you're using the word "literally" correctly! 1.5617 0.05805 162 95 43 24
27 Isn't it enough to just tell our friends we're Republicans? 1.5617 0.05671 162 93 47 22
28 We had a hellava lot more room when he was just a metaphor. 1.5617 0.05603 162 92 49 21
29 No darling, I said I wanted something elegant for my birthday... 1.5562 0.05729 160 93 45 22
30 You're right. With Trump we really are seeing a different side of the Republican Party. 1.5562 0.06062 160 98 35 27
31 We're gonna need a bigger newspaper. 1.5548 0.05727 155 89 46 20
32 Large Mammal - 8 letters 1.5506 0.06192 158 99 31 28
33 No, there's nothing I'd like to discuss. 1.5506 0.06192 158 99 31 28
34 Let's hope he doesn't move any further to the right. 1.5506 0.06256 158 100 29 29
35 I liked him better as a rhetorical device. 1.5490 0.05787 153 89 44 20
36 He just needs a place to hide until after the election. 1.5478 0.06224 157 99 30 28
37 Just list it as 'Low mileage, exotic leather seating, ivory handles, huge trunk space…oh, and costs peanuts.' 1.5455 0.05834 154 91 42 21
38 What elephant? 1.5449 0.06642 156 105 17 34
39 You gave how much to the campaign? 1.5425 0.05864 153 91 41 21
40 "Come and visit," you said. Did you think he wouldn't remember? 1.5425 0.05937 153 92 39 22
41 Ironically, he's ignoring us. 1.5395 0.06041 152 93 36 23
42 Why couldn’t you wear a campaign button like everybody else! 1.5364 0.05698 151 88 45 18
43 It sure doesn’t smell like a metaphor. 1.5302 0.06065 149 92 35 22
44 You know, we've been ignoring this for so long that I can't even remember what it represents. 1.5302 0.05913 149 90 39 20
45 A bumper sticker wasn't good enough for you?? 1.5286 0.06035 140 84 38 18
46 Don't tell me what I can and can't ignore! 1.5270 0.05945 148 90 38 20
47 We don't have to talk about it. I just want to know how it got through the door. 1.5270 0.06392 148 96 26 26
48 I think I preferred the 800-pound gorilla. 1.5241 0.06273 145 92 30 23
49 What elephant? 1.5238 0.06131 147 92 33 22
50 What elephant? 1.5238 0.06571 147 98 21 28
51 It could be worse - the Petersons just joined Save the Whales. 1.5141 0.05975 142 87 37 18
52 Last chance, Frank. Does this make my butt look smaller? 1.5141 0.06220 142 90 31 21
53 The real problem is, that's not the biggest ass in the living room. 1.5139 0.06153 144 91 32 21
54 He's cute, you said! How big can he get, you said! 1.5106 0.06007 141 87 36 18
55 Whatever you do, keep that mouse in your pocket. 1.5106 0.06091 141 88 34 19
56 Honey, be careful what you say. He'll remember everything. 1.5106 0.06007 141 87 36 18
57 Actually, it's all we ever talk about. 1.5106 0.05922 141 86 38 17
58 He’s awfully smelly for a metaphor. 1.5106 0.06091 141 88 34 19
59 It's not his daily intake I'm worried about! 1.5103 0.06042 145 91 34 20
60 No, I said I wanted something "elegant" for my birthday. 1.5071 0.06124 140 88 33 19
61 Free shipping. 1.5036 0.06647 139 94 20 25
62 Not to alarm you, but today I saw an M - O - U - S - E. 1.5036 0.06242 139 89 30 20
63 Okay, but can you at least acknowledge that it's there? 1.5036 0.05899 139 85 38 16
64 We would have so much more room if we voted Democrat. 1.5000 0.06317 132 84 30 18
65 We need a bigger apartment or a smaller metaphor. 1.5000 0.06277 138 89 29 20
66 Then what do you suggest we do talk about? 1.4963 0.06120 135 85 33 17
67 What elephant? 1.4963 0.06385 135 88 27 20
68 What elephant? 1.4963 0.06556 135 90 23 22
69 What elephant? 1.4962 0.06886 131 90 17 24
70 What elephant? 1.4926 0.06601 136 92 21 23
71 What elephant? 1.4926 0.06518 136 91 23 22
72 We also need to talk about the giraffe in the kitchen. 1.4926 0.05811 136 83 39 14
73 This is the last time I'm doing AirBnB. 1.4892 0.06072 139 89 32 18
74 I much preferred the monkey on our back. 1.4889 0.05936 135 84 36 15
75 He can stay as long as he doesn't start leaning right. 1.4889 0.05746 135 82 40 13
76 Which reminds me, your mother called. 1.4887 0.06096 133 84 33 16
77 What elephant? 1.4887 0.06546 133 89 23 21
78 What elephant? 1.4887 0.06546 133 89 23 21
79 Next time play poker for money. 1.4848 0.06223 132 85 30 17
80 I walked him last. He remembers. 1.4848 0.06223 132 85 30 17
81 You haven't mentioned the new rug. 1.4848 0.06130 132 84 32 16
82 He's just hiding here until the election is over. 1.4848 0.06406 132 87 26 19
83 So are we going to discuss the dull, middle-aged couple in the room? 1.4809 0.06258 131 85 29 17
84 She says Donald groped her too. 1.4809 0.06534 131 88 23 20
85 He says the party's changed. Says he doesn't feel welcome there anymore. 1.4809 0.06534 131 88 23 20
86 You know what's really rigged? The caption contest. 1.4809 0.06352 131 86 27 18
87 Sometimes an elephant is just an elephant. 1.4806 0.06138 129 82 32 15
88 Of course I'm sure I told the decorator 'elegant'! 1.4797 0.06566 123 81 25 17
89 Do you ever miss the fly on the wall? 1.4769 0.06572 130 88 22 20
90 What room? 1.4769 0.06198 130 84 30 16
91 I think he makes my hips look smaller 1.4729 0.06135 129 83 31 15
92 What elephant? 1.4729 0.06791 129 90 17 22
93 What elephant? 1.4729 0.06791 129 90 17 22
94 We received another death threat from the nice couple directly below us. 1.4729 0.06518 129 87 23 19
95 I preferred the monkey on our backs. 1.4724 0.06106 127 81 32 14
96 You're going to need a bigger newspaper. 1.4706 0.06517 119 78 26 15
97 It's callous, but there are days when I wish he'd run away and join the circus. 1.4692 0.06291 130 86 27 17
98 No, I put the 800-pound gorilla in the dining room. 1.4688 0.05312 128 75 46 7
99 When you're finished reading the paper spread it on the floor. 1.4688 0.05427 128 76 44 8
100 His party abandoned him. 1.4688 0.06170 128 83 30 15
101 ANIMALS ESCAPE METAPHORICAL ZOO. Bull recovered from China Shop, Elephant remains at large. 1.4688 0.06462 128 86 24 18
102 What elephant? 1.4640 0.06960 125 89 14 22
103 I preferred the 800-pound gorilla. 1.4640 0.06579 125 85 22 18
104 Yeah, I know it’s just a metaphor, but it really stinks. 1.4640 0.06480 125 84 24 17
105 I said I'd let him hide here till after the election. 1.4640 0.06069 125 80 32 13
106 Your turn to change the litter box. 1.4640 0.06676 125 86 20 19
107 Am I misusing "literally" this time? 1.4640 0.06480 125 84 24 17
108 What elephant? 1.4640 0.06772 125 87 18 20
109 Can we talk about the giraffe in the hallway? 1.4640 0.06480 125 84 24 17
110 Even if you think it will make America great again, whose gonna clean up the mess? 1.4636 0.07036 110 75 19 16
111 The zoo called. It wants your metaphor back. 1.4597 0.06813 124 87 17 20
112 I think we'll need more newspaper than that. 1.4597 0.06314 124 82 27 15
113 Honestly, I preferred the 800 pound gorilla. 1.4597 0.05994 124 79 33 12
114 What elephant? 1.4597 0.06618 124 85 21 18
115 You're not going to say anything about my new haircut? 1.4597 0.06102 124 80 31 13
116 Your metaphor stinks. 1.4597 0.06518 124 84 23 17
117 We got a letter from the condo board. 1.4597 0.06314 124 82 27 15
118 You never notice the changes I make around here. 1.4597 0.06102 124 80 31 13
119 We have to pick a smaller metaphor. 1.4597 0.06102 124 80 31 13
120 I think it's time to talk about the couple in the room. 1.4560 0.06065 125 81 31 13
121 What elephant? 1.4553 0.06854 123 87 16 20
122 But doesn't it seem weird to you that SHE'S the one ignoring US? 1.4553 0.05801 123 77 36 10
123 When I ordered the extra memory, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.4553 0.06244 123 81 28 14
124 Patience. After the election it should go away. 1.4545 0.05868 121 76 35 10
125 Tom, I said we should make this room more ELEGANT. 1.4545 0.06843 121 85 17 19
126 What elephant? 1.4545 0.06742 121 84 19 18
127 What elephant? 1.4508 0.06797 122 86 17 19
128 The shelter said it's a Labrador mix. 1.4508 0.06279 122 81 27 14
129 I got it for peanuts. 1.4508 0.06386 122 82 25 15
130 Next time when "Save the Circus Elephants" calls, let me answer the phone. 1.4508 0.06386 122 82 25 15
131 I forget . . . are we flattening the rug or holding up the ceiling? 1.4508 0.06279 122 81 27 14
132 No, let's discuss your drinking. 1.4508 0.06797 122 86 17 19
133 What elephant? 1.4508 0.06994 122 88 13 21
134 You voted him in. Deal with it. 1.4508 0.06386 122 82 25 15
135 George, he wants to go outside. 1.4508 0.05947 122 78 33 11
136 We need to talk about how much you've donated to the G.O.P. 1.4508 0.06595 122 84 21 17
137 So what were your other two wishes ? 1.4508 0.06279 122 81 27 14
138 John,are we living with a metaphor or with a cliché? 1.4508 0.06170 122 80 29 13
139 Guess which two of us remembered my birthday? 1.4508 0.06170 122 80 29 13
140 We need to talk about the giraffe in the study. 1.4500 0.06679 120 83 20 17
141 Don't mention Hillary. It gives him gas. 1.4480 0.06764 125 89 16 20
142 Honey, put down the newspaper. And we're gonna need yesterday's too. 1.4463 0.06205 121 80 28 13
143 He's a rescue. 1.4463 0.06315 121 81 26 14
144 I wasn't going to mention it, but I've always hated this lamp. 1.4463 0.06634 121 84 20 17
145 He's lying low 'til Trump loses. 1.4463 0.06423 121 82 24 15
146 The difference is that the 800 pound gorilla is a figure of speech. 1.4463 0.06093 121 79 30 12
147 Well, then YOU clean up after the metaphor next time! 1.4463 0.06315 121 81 26 14
148 I refuse to discuss the elephant in the room, with the elephant in in the room. 1.4463 0.05744 121 76 36 9
149 He was "fired" as mascot. Trump and his followers claim he was born in Kenya. 1.4463 0.06315 121 81 26 14
150 What elephant? 1.4463 0.06737 121 85 18 18
151 We need a place with more trunk space. 1.4463 0.05979 121 78 32 11
152 Well, the cliché is about to shit on the rug. 1.4463 0.06634 121 84 20 17
153 I can't believe you finally noticed. Yes, Harold, that is an LED light bulb. 1.4463 0.06093 121 79 30 12
154 No, it's actually all we ever talk about. 1.4444 0.06123 117 76 30 11
155 Whose butt is bigger?Be honest. 1.4417 0.06567 120 83 21 16
156 Why is he ignoring the people in the room? 1.4417 0.06239 120 80 27 13
157 Be Patient. It will disappear on November 8. 1.4417 0.06880 120 86 15 19
158 Mind if I crack a window? 1.4417 0.05773 120 76 35 9
159 Oh, thank God! When you said "big, loud, associated with Republicans and stinks," I thought you were bringing Donald home for dinner! 1.4417 0.06777 120 85 17 18
160 What! Two bumper stickers and a lawn sign aren't enough? 1.4417 0.06567 120 83 21 16
161 What elephant? 1.4417 0.06981 120 87 13 20
162 You never want to talk about him. 1.4417 0.05893 120 77 33 10
163 At least HE won't forget our anniversary. 1.4370 0.06043 119 78 30 11
164 I said this place needed more ELEGANCE. 1.4359 0.06580 117 81 21 15
165 No, he's the one who's pretending we're not here. 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
166 Trump said she was too fat to represent the GOP. 1.4359 0.06801 117 83 17 17
167 When you said you were entertaining the biggest republican ass in town, I thought you meant.... 1.4359 0.06467 117 80 23 14
168 Paint it white, and we'll sell it on Saturday. 1.4359 0.06235 117 78 27 12
169 What metaphor? 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
170 He's now whining that this Cartoon Caption Contest is rigged too. 1.4359 0.06353 117 79 25 13
171 You haven't said a thing about the new rug. 1.4359 0.05870 117 75 33 9
172 What elephant? 1.4359 0.06580 117 81 21 15
173 What elephant? 1.4359 0.06908 117 84 15 18
174 I'm torn. I like what he stands for, but he was born in Kenya. 1.4359 0.06580 117 81 21 15
175 Fine, what do you want to talk about? 1.4359 0.06353 117 79 25 13
176 He's just not the party animal he used to be. 1.4359 0.06580 117 81 21 15
177 Geez, Richard, to think there could be a bigger ass than you in this room. 1.4359 0.06467 117 80 23 14
178 Now you want to talk about it! 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
179 What elephant? 1.4359 0.07014 117 85 13 19
180 It's so sad to think that he and the donkey in 4A used to play so well together. 1.4340 0.06705 106 72 22 12
181 They didn't mention this in the Airbnb listing. 1.4322 0.06075 118 78 29 11
182 Ignore what? 1.4310 0.06389 116 79 24 13
183 He is an elephant. This is a room. Why can't we just leave it at that? 1.4310 0.06389 116 79 24 13
184 I miss the 800 pound gorilla! 1.4310 0.06270 116 78 26 12
185 I can't help feeling there's something we need to discuss. 1.4310 0.05901 116 75 32 9
186 Let's just agree it's a gray area. 1.4310 0.05901 116 75 32 9
187 He's requesting political asylum. 1.4310 0.06389 116 79 24 13
188 Your turn to empty the litter box. 1.4310 0.05901 116 75 32 9
189 Any other cliches you want to bring in here? 1.4310 0.06505 116 80 22 14
190 There's a metaphor in the room. 1.4310 0.06619 116 81 20 15
191 "You never listen! I said what this room needed was something ELEGANT! 1.4310 0.06270 116 78 26 12
192 He doesn't want to talk about it either! 1.4298 0.06590 114 79 21 14
193 Actually, I was was referring to the fact that you're having an affair. 1.4261 0.06543 115 80 21 14
194 Fine, I had an affair. 1.4261 0.06305 115 78 25 12
195 I know you think his cold is no big thing, but I think it's a mistake to ignore the rheum in the elephant. 1.4261 0.06772 115 82 17 16
196 I told him he could stay until his party redeems itself. 1.4242 0.07334 99 71 14 14
197 I always assumed it was a metaphor. 1.4224 0.06141 116 78 27 11
198 Why couldn't you have taken severance pay like everyone else when you retired from the circus? 1.4211 0.06091 114 76 28 10
199 Do you still want to stand right behind your party? 1.4211 0.06341 114 78 24 12
200 This is the last time we pet sit for the Ringlings. 1.4211 0.06581 114 80 20 14
201 I miss the days when the political parties just called on the phone. 1.4211 0.06217 114 77 26 11
202 No more house-sitting for the Ringlings. 1.4211 0.06217 114 77 26 11
203 Don't worry. He'll be gone by November 9. 1.4211 0.06341 114 78 24 12
204 I almost prefer the 800-pound gorilla. 1.4211 0.06217 114 77 26 11
205 I don't complain about the donkey in the kitchen, Charles. 1.4211 0.05962 114 75 30 9
206 Let's donate to the Democrats next time. 1.4211 0.06217 114 77 26 11
207 I told him it was ok to hide out here until after the election. 1.4211 0.06581 114 80 20 14
208 Was that YOU or the elephant? 1.4159 0.06376 113 78 23 12
209 He looked so much smaller on Ebay 1.4159 0.06376 113 78 23 12
210 Can we discuss the room the elephant is in? 1.4159 0.06499 113 79 21 13
211 I'd say that the elephant in the room IS the elephant in the room. 1.4159 0.06499 113 79 21 13
212 I miss the 800 pound gorilla. 1.4159 0.06854 113 82 15 16
213 He's a rescue. 1.4159 0.06251 113 77 25 11
214 Kevin, I'm sleeping with your brother. 1.4159 0.06251 113 77 25 11
215 That reminds me, Ellen. Your mother called. 1.4159 0.06376 113 78 23 12
216 Don't worry. She's only hiding here until November 9th. 1.4144 0.06584 111 78 20 13
217 He’s hiding here until after the election. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
218 His name is Harold. Stop referring to him as the elephant in the room. 1.4144 0.06331 111 76 24 11
219 All I'm saying is we'd just have more room if you were a Democrat. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
220 I'm more concerned about the alligator in the bathtub. 1.4144 0.06200 111 75 26 10
221 Next time you win at poker take the money. 1.4144 0.06200 111 75 26 10
222 Which big ass are we talking about? 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
223 I miss the 800-pound gorilla. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
224 What elephant? 1.4144 0.07065 111 82 12 17
225 I asked the company for a service animal that would help with my memory. 1.4144 0.05930 111 73 30 8
226 He asked if he could hide here til after the election. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
227 We are all that's left of the Republican Party so we got the elephant. 1.4144 0.06948 111 81 14 16
228 I think he misses the ones in the other rooms. 1.4135 0.06639 104 72 21 11
229 Well, then can we talk about the 800lb gorilla in the dining room? 1.4091 0.06623 110 78 19 13
230 It's hiding from the Republicans 1.4091 0.06366 110 76 23 11
231 If you deny that there's an elephant in the room, then you clean up the mess! 1.4091 0.06496 110 77 21 12
232 I'd rather not talk about it. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
233 On the other hand, our roses are flourishing. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
234 You just had to join the 'Metaphor of the Month Club', didn't you? 1.4091 0.06623 110 78 19 13
235 So, what do you want to talk about? 1.4091 0.06748 110 79 17 14
236 This is the worst Airbnb yet 1.4091 0.06748 110 79 17 14
237 I'm hoping he'll go away on his own after the election. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
238 He's scared, sad, and ashamed. So, I told him he could hide-out here until November 9th. 1.4091 0.06748 110 79 17 14
239 You're just dying for me to say 'what elephant?' 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
240 What elephant? 1.4091 0.06990 110 81 13 16
241 You didn't even notice my new glasses. 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
242 He is in the witness protection program until the election is over. 1.4091 0.06366 110 76 23 11
243 This not mentioning him thing can't be good for his self-esteem. 1.4091 0.06366 110 76 23 11
244 'Subsaharan mammal with 8 letters'?...that's a tough one. 1.4091 0.05960 110 73 29 8
245 Until 2020?!! 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
246 Please stop saying, What Elephant? 1.4091 0.06366 110 76 23 11
247 I never thought I'd say this but I prefer the 800 lb. gorilla. 1.4037 0.06401 109 76 22 11
248 The cleaning lady said she's not coming back. 1.4037 0.06788 109 79 16 14
249 You left the back door open, didn't you? 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
250 Couldn't we have just gotten the bumper sticker? 1.4037 0.06533 109 77 20 12
251 Stop being so literal. 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
252 ... And the Zoo don't mind you working from home? 1.4037 0.06533 109 77 20 12
253 I said I wanted an "Elegant" coffee table... 1.4037 0.06533 109 77 20 12
254 What elephant? 1.4037 0.06788 109 79 16 14
255 I tried sweeping it under the rug. 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
256 i think we need more newspaper 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
257 Even if we're not going to talk about it, we should at least do something about the smell. 1.4000 0.06290 105 72 24 9
258 Why can't you use metaphors like everyone else? 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
259 I DID say no at first. But when he threw in the rhino I just couldn't resist. By the way, don't go in the den. 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
260 You know, you could have just gotten a lawn sign 1.3981 0.06437 108 76 21 11
261 Honey, remember those drugs I had leftover from college? 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
262 What elephant? 1.3981 0.06700 108 78 17 13
263 A simple 'Trump/Pence' lawn sign didn't do it, huh? 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
264 It was this or the 800 lb. gorilla. 1.3981 0.06570 108 77 19 12
265 Dear, I think there's a cliché in the room. 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
266 The what? 1.3981 0.06437 108 76 21 11
267 I always thought it was a metaphor. 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
268 Can we at least talk about it? 1.3981 0.06570 108 77 19 12
269 What elephant? 1.3981 0.06700 108 78 17 13
270 But what if the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room? 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
271 Because he remembered my birthday, that's why. 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
272 He's only hiding here till November 9th. 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
273 The Humane Society said he was a lab mix. 1.3981 0.06700 108 78 17 13
274 What elephant? 1.3981 0.07077 108 81 11 16
275 What elephant? 1.3981 0.07318 108 83 7 18
276 Call the exterminator and say we still have them. 1.3945 0.06520 109 78 19 12
277 First the political phone calls, now this! What's next? 1.3945 0.06775 109 80 15 14
278 I got tired of canvassers asking who I was supporting this election. 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
279 Is there anything you want to tell me? 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
280 At least he kicked out the 800-pound gorilla. 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
281 Bill, remember when we cared more about sex than politics? 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
282 What elephant? 1.3925 0.07121 107 81 10 16
283 The monkey on my back was definitely worse. 1.3925 0.06739 107 78 16 13
284 Ignore him. He's just an idiom. 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
285 We shouldn't have said we're undecided. 1.3925 0.06739 107 78 16 13
286 Literally. 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
287 Either talk about it or be prepared to replace the carpet? 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
288 So, we addressed it. Now what? 1.3925 0.05751 107 71 30 6
289 Most people just have yard signs. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
290 Stop acting like you don't notice it! If you don't like the rug I'll just return it. 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
291 Where's the 800-pound gorilla when you need him? 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
292 Is it me, or are we in a thinly veiled political cartoon again? 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
293 All these years I thought it was just a figure of speech. 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
294 Where there's one, there's bound to be more. I'm calling Orkin in the morning. 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
295 They were having a trunk sale. 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
296 Yes, literally. 1.3925 0.06996 107 80 12 15
297 No, I said I wanted an elegant house. 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
298 Why couldn't you just put a sign on the lawn! 1.3925 0.06739 107 78 16 13
299 You voted for him. You clean it up. 1.3925 0.06607 107 77 18 12
300 Yes, that's right, it's the end of the Republican Party. 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
301 No, I'm not speaking metaphorically. 1.3925 0.06739 107 78 16 13
302 He begged me to hide him until November 9th. 1.3905 0.06966 105 78 13 14
303 No, it's the elephant in the other room we need to address. 1.3905 0.05820 105 70 29 6
304 She's a rescue. 1.3905 0.06698 105 76 17 12
305 I thought it was just a saying. 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
306 He's hiding out here until after the election. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
307 I need an eight-letter word beginning with E. 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
308 How much did you contribute...? 1.3905 0.06833 105 77 15 13
309 It really would be easier to be Democrats. 1.3905 0.06698 105 76 17 12
310 George, you do realize you're in his chair. 1.3905 0.06560 105 75 19 11
311 If we talk about not talking about it, are we actually talking about it? 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
312 I've met someone. 1.3905 0.06560 105 75 19 11
313 I find the Republican canvassing a little intrusive this year, don't you dear? 1.3905 0.06698 105 76 17 12
314 Let's hope he is only a figure of speech. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
315 So... what shall we talk about? 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
316 It seems like we never have anything to talk about any more. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
317 I need to tell you something. I'm a democrat. 1.3905 0.05820 105 70 29 6
318 Just relax, will you! I told you: he'll be gone on November 9th! 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
319 I was actually referring to your alcoholism. 1.3905 0.06560 105 75 19 11
320 I thought the 25th anniversary was silver. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
321 I thought we agreed to stay away from politics for one night... 1.3905 0.07096 105 79 11 15
322 What Elephant? 1.3905 0.07224 105 80 9 16
323 What elephant? 1.3905 0.07096 105 79 11 15
324 He wants to join the circus. I'm all for it. 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
325 No, you tell her 'her ass looks big.' 1.3883 0.06931 103 76 14 13
326 There must be a better way to flatten out the rug. 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
327 What elephant? 1.3846 0.06737 104 76 16 12
328 Couldn't you just get a Trump T-shirt? 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
329 Go ahead Captain Obvious, just say it. 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
330 We're married, but we're first cousins. You're gay. My combined SAT was 578, not 778. Grandpa Todd was the mixed-race illegitimate son of a Grand Wizard! … So what am I missing? 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
331 What elephant? 1.3846 0.07140 104 79 10 15
332 Ok, but as soon as the election is over he's gone. 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
333 And there's an 800-pound gorilla in the kitchen. 1.3846 0.06874 104 77 14 13
334 'I always thought it was just a euphemism" 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
335 Mind if I hang out here till November 9? 1.3846 0.06737 104 76 16 12
336 She wants to hide out until the election is over. 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
337 I should warn you. I saw a mouse downstairs. 1.3846 0.07008 104 78 12 14
338 A Trump sign on the front lawn would've been enough for most people. 1.3846 0.05847 104 70 28 6
339 He's still endorsing him, but no longer out there campaigning. 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
340 What elephant? 1.3846 0.07140 104 79 10 15
341 Honey, I can't sit here in silence anymore. You have a piece of food in your teeth. 1.3824 0.06542 102 73 19 10
342 I know you're voting Republican this year, but most people just go put a sign on the front lawn. 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
343 I see you're now ignoring both of us. 1.3824 0.06689 102 74 17 11
344 Would a little subtlety kill you? 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
345 Well, he can just hide from Trump somewhere else! 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
346 I can't believe you bought that rug. 1.3786 0.06776 103 76 15 12
347 You brought him home. You walk him. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
348 What does "sort of housebroken" mean? 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
349 We could try to ignore him, but I've heard he never forgets a face. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
350 What room? 1.3786 0.06915 103 77 13 13
351 Hurry up with that paper. I need to put it on the floor. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
352 A couple of days, ok, but he's using your bathroom. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
353 Define "housebroken." 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
354 Oh, I don't know, what would YOU like to talk about? 1.3786 0.06776 103 76 15 12
355 If you are not going to talk about it, at least get some more newspaper. 1.3786 0.06489 103 74 19 10
356 While you're at it, look in the classifieds for a huge shovel. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
357 I said I wanted an ELEGANT rug. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
358 What room? 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
359 No, I don't think an elephant door is the answer 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
360 Couldn't you have just gotten a bumper sticker like everybody else? 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
361 It's your turn to walk it. 1.3786 0.06489 103 74 19 10
362 Is there any way we can regift this. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
363 No, I am not speaking metaphorically. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
364 And she knows we're peanut-free? 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
365 Did you ever feel life has become one big cliche? 1.3786 0.05708 103 69 29 5
366 Well at least I don't have to clean up after the metaphorical one. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
367 Sometimes the elephant in the room is really an elephant in the room. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
368 This is still not the biggest ass I've seen for the Republican Party. 1.3786 0.07185 103 79 9 15
369 Next time we post on Airbnb, we should just say ‘no pets.’ 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
370 The counseling did really help: I don't see a problem either. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
371 When you said you wanted a convention souvenir I was thinking more of a button. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
372 Maybe we can live with that 900 lb. gorilla after all. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
373 All right, what DO you want to talk about? 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
374 You promise he will be gone Nov. 9th? 1.3786 0.05708 103 69 29 5
375 Well, it hasn't been a circus for me, either. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
376 I knew you couldn't go an evening without bringing it up. I just knew it. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
377 I needed someone who might actually remember our anniversary. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
378 Watch this--I've been teaching Pixie to roll over. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
379 If you smell something, say something. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
380 Some memory. He can't even remember to wipe his feet. 1.3786 0.06489 103 74 19 10
381 I understood the metaphor; I don't need a demonstration. 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
382 I couldn't say no. He needed a place to hide until after the election. 1.3762 0.06727 101 74 16 11
383 I'm this close to buying a mouse. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
384 How's the therapy elephant working out? 1.3762 0.06578 101 73 18 10
385 The lease said service animals, not circus animals. 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
386 Your idiom left a steaming metaphor on the carpet 1.3762 0.06727 101 74 16 11
387 You let him in. You own him. After November 8th, you clean up his mess! 1.3762 0.06578 101 73 18 10
388 When I said we should help save the elephants, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
389 I thought it looked better in the corner. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
390 He wants to make the living room great again. 1.3762 0.06872 101 75 14 12
391 Yes, but who is the HEAD of the Republican Party? 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
392 I liked it better when it was just a metaphor. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
393 Trust me, everyone wants to talk about it. 1.3725 0.06671 102 75 16 11
394 I told you if you fed it, it would follow you home. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
395 If I can ignore him, I can certainly ignore you. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
396 You didn't even notice I had my hair done today. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
397 What I wanna know is, when's he gonna acknowledge US?! 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
398 Sometimes the elephant in the room is just an elephant 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
399 You haven't said a word about my new hair color. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
400 No, the other elephant in the room. 1.3725 0.06671 102 75 16 11
401 Of course I can't see the big picture. The damn elephant is in the way. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
402 I hope that was you..... 1.3725 0.06815 102 76 14 12
403 I think it's time we talked about the room the elephant's in. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
404 Did you ever consider not letting the kids have the final say about what pet to get? 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
405 Well, SOMEONE farted. 1.3725 0.06815 102 76 14 12
406 Yes, I meant that literally. 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
407 I'm fine with not talking about it, but how am I supposed to not smell it? 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
408 Let's move to the den, he just ate. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
409 Honey I can't hide it from you any longer... I bought a new rug. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
410 It's like we have nothing to talk about anymore. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
411 What elephant? 1.3725 0.07229 102 79 8 15
412 If you could look up for a minute, you'd see I'm not speaking figuratively. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
413 Let's see you sweep this problem under the rug. 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
414 It's your turn to take him out. And you better bring a bag, he didn't go earlier. 1.3725 0.06815 102 76 14 12
415 Sometimes the elephant in the room is just the elephant in the room. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
416 Does everything in our life have to be a cliche? 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
417 I didn't think that in all New York I'd have such trouble finding a walker. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
418 And I say someone's been feeding him cooked cabbage again. 1.3700 0.06765 100 74 15 11
419 I don’t care what Mr. Ringling said at the retirement party, most people get a gold watch. 1.3700 0.06765 100 74 15 11
420 He knows you're ignoring him. 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
421 We stole their mascot. Now what? 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
422 I'd rather talk about what's on the floor in the other room. 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
423 He remembers everything you tell him and is willing to work for peanuts. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
424 I think I prefer the eight hundred pound gorilla. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
425 His name is Cliche'. 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
426 I hope you used Amazon Prime. 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
427 Don't worry, it will be gone November 8. 1.3663 0.06854 101 76 13 12
428 How about an eight-letter word for buyer's remorse? 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
429 Sometimes I wish we were Democrats. 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
430 I hope your metaphor is housebroken. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
431 Just when were you planning to tell me about her? 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
432 He looked so sad. He was just hanging around the polling place with tears in his eyes. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
433 Well, aren't you going to ask? 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
434 Did I complain when you brought home a ferret? 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
435 Where did you hide the P-E-A-N-U-T-S? 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
436 Somebody was not a good pachyderm today. 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
437 "Here it is, Pachyderm Pampers. Box of two $47.50. 1.3663 0.06854 101 76 13 12
438 I think the couple downstairs will appreciate the throw rug. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
439 The maid wants a raise. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
440 I just wanted to see how far i could go with our Amazon Prime membership 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
441 He's hiding out until the election's over. 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
442 How long can he just pretend we're not here? 1.3636 0.06953 99 75 12 12
443 Where? 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
444 So... What should we talk about this evening? 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
445 No, not literally as in 'figuratively,' but as in 'literally.' 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
446 Being married to a taxidermist is no picnic either. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
447 I'm truly at a loss for a metaphor here. 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
448 I told you not to get rid of the 800-pound gorilla. 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
449 It looked smaller in the showroom. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
450 He's starting to identify as a donkey. 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
451 Further to the right and we're in trouble. 1.3636 0.06953 99 75 12 12
452 I don't look fat now! 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
453 It says here nine out of ten idioms go unnoticed. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
454 What elephant? 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
455 Are you still not thinking about what I'm not thinking about? 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
456 Anything interesting in the news, dear? 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
457 So long as he never sees our piano keys, we have nothing to fear. 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
458 I think it's time we finally addressed the obvious: We need a larger apartment. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
459 What elephant? 1.3636 0.06953 99 75 12 12
460 Anything interesting in the paper? 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
461 It was difficult for the elephant to ignore the people in the room. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
462 Here's a new wrinkle. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
463 What election? 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
464 At least this time you're using "literally" correctly. 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
465 This is the only way I know to stop the rug from curling. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
466 It wasn't me. 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
467 What room? 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
468 What elephant? 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
469 This reminds me. I want a divorce. 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
470 That's the end of the GOP as we know it. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
471 Now he says he isn't leaving after the election. 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
472 Yes, but how did it get in? 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
473 It'll be nice to stop talking about this on November 9th. 1.3636 0.06953 99 75 12 12
474 The end is near. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
475 Metaphorically speaking, he's the perfect pet for us. 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
476 Okay, we've addressed it...now what? 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
477 I told you we should have bought the skeleton in the closet instead. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
478 Fine. What do YOU want to talk about? 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
479 NOW do you see why the Shankars were so eager to housesit our cat last month? 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
480 Dump Trump. There I said it. Now make it go away! 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
481 There must be SOMETHING we can talk about. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
482 So we're in agreement, next month he's gone but the jackass stays. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
483 I don’t care if he stays. Just keep him out of the oval office. 1.3600 0.06594 100 74 16 10
484 I think I'm just more of a cat person 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
485 What elephant? 1.3579 0.07164 95 73 10 12
486 We're living a cliché. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
487 Well, guess who DID remember our anniversary. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
488 I don't mind talking about him, I just don't want to clean up after him. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
489 You're the one who wanted to live in a Trump building. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
490 I got it here, you gift wrap it. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
491 No, I don't mean figuratively. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
492 Wake up Mark, it's not a metaphor! 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
493 I said I'd like something elegant, e l e G a n t! 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
494 After we avoid discussing it, I'm calling the zoo. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
495 What elephant? 1.3571 0.06994 98 75 11 12
496 Sometime I wish we were democrats. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
497 I was looking for something less metaphorical. 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
498 I don't know. What's an eight letter word that begins with E and ends with T? 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
499 People always say the house seems so empty once the kids move out. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
500 He wants to lay low until the election's over. 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
501 No, really, I would prefer a skeleton in the closet. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
502 All we need to do is move to another room! There, we addressed it! 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
503 So I'm guessing you're no longer a closet Republican? 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
504 I couldn't find an 800 pound gorilla 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
505 I assumed “watch Jangles” meant their cat. 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
506 Whew--was that you? 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
507 At least he won't forget our anniversary. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
508 No, what I said was I wanted to be relevant. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
509 I get the hint, Carl, but I'm still voting for Hillary. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
510 You don't want to see what's in the closet 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
511 He just wants to hide here until after the election. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
512 I'll stop using that expression if you get rid of him. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
513 Well, he's not interested in talking about you, either. 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
514 The elephant in the room IS the elephant in the room. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
515 Discuss what? 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
516 What elephant? 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
517 Point taken, I'm still voting for Hillary. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
518 This is not what I meant when we agreed to host a refugee from the Congo. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
519 You're always 'too tired' to walk him! 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
520 But shipping was free. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
521 That's it; am registering as a Democrat next time. I'm used to living with an ass in the house. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
522 What elephant? 1.3571 0.07143 98 76 9 13
523 No other Republican would take him. 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
524 He said he didn't leave the party, the party left him. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
525 What did you want to talk about, dear? 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
526 "Did you remember to buy garbage bags"? 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
527 The elephant in the room and I are leaving you. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
528 I think it's time to talk about the walrus in the kitchen. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
529 It's hiding until the election is over. 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
530 Do I need to explain figurative and literal to you again? 1.3535 0.06628 99 74 15 10
531 The 800-pound gorilla had the night off 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
532 If he's not housebroken, we're in deep doodoo. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
533 I kind of thought it would leave once we addressed it. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
534 Ignore him, he's idiomatic. 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
535 At least he's out of the closet. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
536 And best of all, he doesn't shed. 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
537 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
538 I think we should talk about it 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
539 Well, as far as I'm concerned...we're not ignoring it, it's ignoring us. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
540 Let's NOT talk about it and see what happens when your mother gets here. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
541 You promised he'd be gone after Election Day. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
542 Al, you haven't said anything about the new rug. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
543 I'm not letting you sweep this under the rug Harold. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
544 The elephant in the room IS the elephant in the room. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
545 Lesson learned. Never let the kids pick out a pet. 1.3505 0.06722 97 73 14 10
546 Don't say it. 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
547 That wasn't me. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
548 It's not 'if,' it's 'when,' and you're the one who picks it up. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
549 With two day shipping it was too good to pass up. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
550 I'm thinking tile. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
551 Maybe next time just bring me back a T-shirt? 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
552 Because it was a wedding gift from my aunt, that's why. We never use the crockpot from your Grandmother, why don't we get rid of that? 1.3505 0.06880 97 74 12 11
553 I know about the affair. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
554 Never thought we would need more trunk space in the house. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
555 What happened to the 800 pound gorilla? 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
556 "What's an eight letter word for 'Large circus animal"? 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
557 No more raffle tickets from the ASPCA. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
558 I thought you said it was a figure of speech. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
559 No, I want to talk about the other elephant in the room. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
560 It seems like all we ever talk about is the elephant in the room. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
561 It's time we address the cliché in the room. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
562 Oh? And do you have a better solution for those corners that curl up on our rugs? 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
563 The kids are calling him T-Rump. 1.3505 0.07035 97 75 10 12
564 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.3505 0.06722 97 73 14 10
565 Look, you didn't eat them and I didn't eat them. The peanuts didn't just walk out of here on their own. 1.3500 0.06723 100 76 13 11
566 It really ties the room together. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
567 Next time, I suggest you use 'the fly in the ointment' reference instead of 'the elephant in the room.' 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
568 What do you mean you don't want to talk about it? 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
569 I walked him last night. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
570 Just lift the tail and vote. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
571 Honey, he knows he's in the room. There's no need to make him feel bad about it. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
572 I can't wait until this election is over. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
573 This is almost too obvious. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
574 Was that you 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
575 Really Henry we couldn't just put a Trump sign out front like everyone else. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
576 I don't care if he got thrown out of Trump Tower. He's not staying here 1.3438 0.06758 96 73 13 10
577 Alright, I'm just gonna say it. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
578 I told him he could hide out here until after the election. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
579 The poor thing just needs a place to lay low for awhile. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
580 Do you smell gas? 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
581 When you said we could get another boarder for peanuts... I had no idea.... 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
582 Sometimes I wish we were democrats. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
583 Actually, I think it's time we discuss the 800 pound gorilla in the bedroom. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
584 The bumper sticker would have made the same statement. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
585 Hopefully, he'll be gone by a week from Tuesday. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
586 Sometimes I think he ignores the people in the room. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
587 What elephant? 1.3438 0.07229 96 76 7 13
588 Stanley, tell him you're sorry. You know he never forgets. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
589 No it wasn't me! I thought it was YOU! 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
590 Did you fart? 1.3438 0.07075 96 75 9 12
591 We still need to talk about where you were last night. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
592 It's just until after the election. He's ashamed to show his face in public. 1.3438 0.07075 96 75 9 12
593 Well its better than the 800 lb gorilla that was here last week. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
594 Couldn't you have just put an "I'm Republican" sign in the front yard? 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
595 We have to talk 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
596 He just wants to stay here until November 9th. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
597 Aren't you taking your Republican State Chairmanship assignment a bit too seriously? 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
598 I brought him home so we'd have something to talk about. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
599 Still no notice of a reward for a missing elephant? 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
600 Oh no? Well, nothing bothering me either. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
601 There. We don't have to talk about the 800 pound gorilla in the room any more. 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
602 The figure of speech is very pungent. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
603 Then again, maybe he's ignoring us. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
604 You still can't see it?? 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
605 I liked him better when he was allegorical. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
606 We better take him for a walk before he takes another trump! 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
607 Do you smell gas? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
608 He says he wants to represent a new party, preferably in Canada. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
609 We really need to move to a swing state. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
610 Still not changing my vote. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
611 You can't revive a dead metaphor with a visual aid. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
612 Can't we EVER talk about something else? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
613 No, I mean literally. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
614 Have you been leaving out peanuts for the squirrels again Martha? 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
615 Sooner or later, they're bound to realize he's missing. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
616 I've always thought that was just an expression. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
617 No, George. It's the antelope in the bathroom that upsets me. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
618 The Feng Shui consultant also thinks we should take the skeletons out of the front closet. 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
619 The 800-pound gorilla might have been a better fit. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
620 I'm switching parties 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
621 But on the positive side, he doesn't shed. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
622 I refuse to make this about politics. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
623 The house is going to feel empty when he leaves for college. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
624 I wouldn't recommend tickling the ivories right now, 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
625 The 800 lb. gorilla smelled better. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
626 I thought they were supposed to go away, or something, once you talked about them. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
627 He hasn't been the same since we got rid of the 800 pound gorilla. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
628 I'm more concerned about the one not in the room. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
629 You couldn't book us a table by the trunk? 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
630 You know you can tell me if you voted Trump, right? 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
631 Right, like he's going to forget that snide remark. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
632 I think I prefer the 800-lb gorilla. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
633 I'd rather not talk about it. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
634 Not much, you? 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
635 But on the upside they don't shed 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
636 He wants to be a donkey for Halloween. 1.3404 0.07022 94 73 10 11
637 The election's over; why is he still here? 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
638 Honey, it will leave as soon as we acknowledge that it's here. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
639 Please have it move along dear, before it drops a trump. 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
640 Let's discuss the obvious caption in the room. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
641 Seriously, I am still voting for Hillary! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
642 It's the Trump in the room 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
643 I know you like the Republicans but I'm not cleaning up all the crap that comes with that 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
644 You never listen to me. I did not say it would be nice to have an elephant living in the room. I said it would nice to have an elegant living room." 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
645 You could have just let a cat out of a bag. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
646 He wants asylum until after the elections are over. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
647 It's your turn to walk him. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
648 There's something we need to talk about. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
649 Put the paper down Harry 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
650 We either have to talk about it or get a bigger room. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
651 If we're not going to talk about it at least tell it to get off the rug. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
652 This is the last time we offer to watch the neighbor's pet while they're away. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
653 You can ignore him, but I'm not cleaning that rug. 1.3404 0.07022 94 73 10 11
654 I think he wants to go outside 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
655 What do you mean you forgot to pick up a litter box?! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
656 At least with the 800 pound gorilla we had room for a loveseat. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
657 It's fully inflated, now what? 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
658 You were always one too many Republicans in the room, Wayne. This is a crowd. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
659 We have a mouse problem. 1.3371 0.07136 89 69 10 10
660 Let's see how you'll sweep THAT under the rug. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
661 I don't need to know more about Dumbo, I'm voting for the Jackass! 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
662 You haven't even mentioned my new hairstyle! 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
663 If it stays much longer, the elephant won't be only thing in the room. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
664 He's hiding from Donald. 1.3333 0.06894 93 72 11 10
665 Do you suppose he thinks that we're the people in the room? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
666 Good news, Lenore. Peanuts are on sale at the market. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
667 Should we tell him he's adopted? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
668 No, I quite clearly said that I miss my Oliphant. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
669 Must you speak to him like that? You know how long it takes him to forget these things. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
670 I don't think we can brush it under the carpet 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
671 For once, let's NOT talk about it. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
672 This is just a big game to you. 1.3333 0.06894 93 72 11 10
673 How ironic that the elephant in the room is not the elephant in the room. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
674 No. this is the one everybody talks about. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
675 They were out of goldfish. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
676 Yes, but to him, we're the people in the living room. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
677 I assure you, it wasn't me 1.3333 0.06723 93 71 13 9
678 Can't we just sweep it under the rug ? 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
679 I don't know. What do YOU want to talk about? 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
680 I spy, with my little eye, something grey. 1.3333 0.06894 93 72 11 10
681 Let's not talk about it and just get a bigger room 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
682 What's wrong George? It's like you've been walking on peanut shells all evening. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
683 Trust me, it's going to look a whole lot worse deflated. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
684 He's been sulking since Election Night. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
685 I cleaned the litter box last night. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
686 No need to go "graphic" on me Carl, I know what a metaphor is! 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
687 All I'm saying Peter is that a donkey would be much easier to manage in the house 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
688 It's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
689 Some mirrors could make the room feel more spacious. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
690 You can't keep ignoring him, dear - his name is Donald, and he's not going away any time soon. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
691 It's your turn to walk him. 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
692 We should talk about the inattentive husband in the room. 1.3298 0.06830 94 73 11 10
693 I'll still miss him when he goes to college. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
694 Frankly, I'd prefer we start with the 800 pound gorilla first. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
695 What happened to the "I voted" stickers? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
696 I think she needs to go out. 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
697 Don't worry, dear, on November 8th it will disappear for another eight years. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
698 Can we at least talk about emptying the litter box? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
699 No, I mean it literally, we need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.3297 0.06821 91 70 12 9
700 If we vote Democrat does he go away? 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
701 O don't care how h-u-u-ge he gets, I'm never going to vote for him. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
702 No, I don't want to teach him to roll over. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
703 Next time, turn Siri off when you're speaking metaphorically. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
704 Well, thanks to PETA he can't work in the circus any more. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
705 This election is taking up too much of my personal space! 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
706 Then, can we talk about the humans in the room? 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
707 Is there anything else that you don't want to discuss? 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
708 We could but it kind of ruins the metaphor. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
709 Dammit - it's supposed to be a metaphor! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
710 Only idiots put idioms in the living room. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
711 Hang in there. He'll be gone after election day. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
712 Are you certain he's housebroken? 1.3297 0.06821 91 70 12 9
713 Doesn't this make our living room great again? 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
714 I don't care how good a deal it was. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
715 It is magnificent, but I just wanted your mother's silverware. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
716 No, it won't make our living room great again. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
717 Jumbo, it's time we talked about the husband in the room. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
718 Let's hope he concedes gracefully. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
719 He's in hiding. Just until November 9th. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
720 Ignore it? I've just named it Jumbo and taught it to roll over. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
721 Would you have preferred the 500 lb. gorilla? 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
722 Well, I wanted to talk about it during the primaries. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
723 Just ignore it! 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
724 You said you wanted a housekeeper who will work for peanuts. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
725 Don't give her anything spicy to eat! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
726 My therapist says I suffer from peanuts envy. 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
727 This is just as bad as that time Godot finally arrived. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
728 WE need to build a wall, Bob. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
729 Now where is the 800-pound gorilla going to sit? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
730 First things first...that light bulb is far too bright 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
731 Can you believe this weather we're having? 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
732 Let's call him Bigly. 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
733 But he hates when you invite your blind friends over. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
734 Honey, I think he needs to go out... 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
735 "It's your turn to clean the litter box". 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
736 I found him at a debate, and he seemed so lost... 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
737 He's the first licensed therapy animal for--well, I forget. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
738 So what HAVEN'T we talked about? 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
739 You know perfectly well what we need to talk about. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
740 What makes you think I'm planning to vote Republican? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
741 We put down rugs, I stopped walking in heels...and the downstairs neighbors STILL complained? 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
742 Yeah, of course it clogged the toilet. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
743 I'm torn between the elephant in the room and the fly on the wall. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
744 Don't you hate when the elephant in the room is an elephant in the room? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
745 He's only staying until after the election. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
746 We should've voted Democrat. 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
747 What elephant? 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
748 Somehow I don't think you've told me everything. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
749 If you're talking about the elephant in the room, he can hear you. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
750 I hate it when they talk about me like I'm not here. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
751 Well, okay, what would you rather talk about? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
752 He looked a lot smaller in the store. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
753 Honestly, it is easier than I thought to not talk about this. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
754 I give up. Which political party ARE you supporting? 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
755 It's just a metaphor. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
756 First things first; how did you get it inside the house? 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
757 You're not going to give me that "what elephant" line again, are you? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
758 It's pretending we're not here again. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
759 We need to talk. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
760 I took him out last time. 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
761 If we switched parties we would cut pet food bill in half. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
762 Are you really, really sure you don't have anything to tell me, Harvey? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
763 There are at least ten female elephants questioning his claim to forget. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
764 That wasn't me . 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
765 I told you it wasn't a metaphor. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
766 I know they're endangered but can't we just send a check? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
767 We already discussed this, the rug stays. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
768 Nice try. I'm still not voting for him. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
769 Are you sure it’s not a simile? 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
770 What if the condo board finds out? 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
771 The Feng Shui feels wrong — can we rotate him ninety degrees? 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
772 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
773 And when do you think WILL be the right time to talk about it? 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
774 I agree we need to talk about him, but not behind his back. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
775 No there isn't. 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
776 I am still voting Democrat 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
777 Hello... I’m standing right here! It’s not like I don’t know you’re talking about me! 1.3187 0.06790 91 71 11 9
778 Don't worry dear, it's not turning to the left. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
779 Maybe we should address climate change after all. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
780 I wanted a dog but got an idiom 1.3187 0.06967 91 72 9 10
781 Maybe after the election it will go away. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
782 Oh, and we will need a litter box. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
783 We'd be talking about it if it was a donkey. 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
784 Obviously! 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
785 Most people, of course, are content to indicate their preference with a simple yard sign, but ohhh no... 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
786 I wonder if the house keeper will want a raise? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
787 Hope he doesn't take a trump. 1.3187 0.07141 91 73 7 11
788 I think it goes without saying. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
789 We also need to address the metaphor. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
790 Watch what you say. He has big ears! 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
791 Sorry, dear. I didn't know it was a metaphor. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
792 This is starting to feel different from ignoring NPR pledge drives. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
793 Did it occur to you that we are the elephants in his room? 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
794 No Harold, that's not the roar of the crowd I hear. 1.3176 0.06944 85 66 11 8
795 No, actually, I still don't want to talk about it. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
796 Well, Frank, on November 9th it's going to be the dead elephant in the room. 1.3146 0.06891 89 70 10 9
797 Okay, we've talked about it. Now what? 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
798 What do you mean you can't see it? Tusk,Tusk! 1.3146 0.07074 89 71 8 10
799 Literally! 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
800 And I thought he was YOUR elephant. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
801 He said he'll move once you give him the sports section. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
802 Why do I have this feeling that we have a major obstacle in our lives that we refuse to acknowledge? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
803 Oh, I dunno. What do you want to talk about? 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
804 What part of "Trump's behind" do you not get? 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
805 Well he doesn't forget he's here. 1.3146 0.06891 89 70 10 9
806 You are always so literal. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
807 He's staying with us until he remembers his address. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
808 Please be careful what you metaphor. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
809 Did you fart? 1.3146 0.06891 89 70 10 9
810 What's wrong with you? I placed that newspaper on the edge of the carpet for a reason. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
811 Isn't it your turn to take him out? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
812 Oh, and the taxidermist called. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
813 He's hiding from the circus clowns. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
814 Can't we talk about something else for a change? 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
815 So, Mr. Animal Planet, If he never forgets, then why is he standing on my good rug, again? 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
816 Did you finish my peanuts? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
817 It's going to be OK. He's on his way out. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
818 No, I'm talking about your affair with your secretary. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
819 The downstairs neighbors want to pay for our counseling sessions. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
820 Couldn't we just wear a 'Vote Republican' badge like everyone else , Abe ? 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
821 No really, I mean there is AN ELEPHANT in the room! 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
822 So, how was your day? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
823 It's safer than a Trump lawn sign. 1.3146 0.07252 89 72 6 11
824 John, is there something you want to tell me? 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
825 Why must you be so literal all of the time? 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
826 For once, can we talk about something other than the elephant in the room? 1.3146 0.06891 89 70 10 9
827 It wasn't me!! 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
828 G.O.P. refugee 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
829 You told me it was just a metaphor. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
830 I just don't know how elephants can ignore the couple in the room. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
831 Let's give them a break. The tenants downstairs are under a ton of pressure. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
832 The shelter was going to put him to sleep. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
833 Yes, I did say your cousin could move in, but you didn't tell me he was a Republican. 1.3146 0.06891 89 70 10 9
834 You only said you didn't want a cat. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
835 What elephant ? 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
836 Yes, we talked about having an elephant, but after we were settled and had a house out in the suburbs. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
837 His party left him for an invertebrate. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
838 So, what do you want to talk about? 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
839 We need to discuss the 800-pound gorilla in the bedroom. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
840 I promise to quit if he turns pink. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
841 I always thought it was just an English metaphorical idiom for an obvious truth that is going unaddressed. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
842 I sense a "but" coming... 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
843 He's too embarrassed to show his face until the election's over. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
844 It's insensitive to talk about the elephant in the room while he's still in the room. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
845 Jane, stop with the metaphors and tell me what is bothering you! 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
846 They'll still consider it voter intimidation. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
847 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
848 Either we talk about it, or we get a bigger place. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
849 'Well, one of us has to walk him, and soon.' 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
850 Don't you think it's time we talk about 'you know who'? 1.3111 0.06823 90 71 10 9
851 Oh my god, try telling me that wasn't one of yours! 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
852 We need to talk about the Republican in the room. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
853 I don't want to talk about him - I'm more concerned with the hippo in our bathtub. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
854 I don't want to talk about it. 1.3068 0.06925 88 70 9 9
855 I guess the 800 pound gorilla had the day off. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
856 how much was the carpet alone? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
857 It's ignoring us. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
858 Must you always be literal? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
859 Of course I noticed the new rug, honey. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
860 It's Donald Trump's version of homeland security. 1.3068 0.06925 88 70 9 9
861 Talk? About what, dear? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
862 Since I been going to AA they are no longer pink. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
863 Some things we just don't discuss in this household. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
864 I got him at a wide elephant sale. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
865 Gee, what should we talk about? 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
866 "The elephant in the room is a 23-year-old blonde paralegal named Amy. Can you see it now? 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
867 Nobody ever said right wing extremism would be easy. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
868 No, I meant the other elephant in the room. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
869 I don't want to talk about it. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
870 I think he's voting Democrat this year. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
871 Why can't you just put out a yard sign like everyone else? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
872 It's your turn to change the litter. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
873 I read the lease. It said nothing about elephants. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
874 It's not a metaphor for anything? Are you saying we've been living with an actual elephant in the room all this time? 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
875 Let's hope he doesn't forget we're sitting here. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
876 I literally don't know what you're talking about. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
877 I said elegant, not elephant. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
878 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
879 Your shirt collar, the lipstick, it's time we talk. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
880 The Republicans are taking up too much space in our marriage. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
881 I only asked for a yard sign. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
882 You know, when he gets that look, we need to move fast. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
883 That's not his breath! 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
884 I said I wanted an ELEGANT conversation piece. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
885 You know, there's a limit to party loyalty. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
886 Yes, Dorothy, cliches really do come true. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
887 Are we going to talk about the skeleton in your closet? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
888 I can't believe that our lives have been reduced to a cliche. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
889 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
890 So, is there something we need to talk about? 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
891 No, honey, he can't hide here for 4 years! 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
892 my analyst said that if we don't acknowledge him today he will be even bigger tomorrow 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
893 "I prefer the metaphor". 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
894 Well that makes two of us who will never forget. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
895 If you won't say it, I will. This room needs to be painted. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
896 Sorry...they were out of 800 lb. gorillas. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
897 Honey, we need to talk about the two humans in the room. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
898 Look, if you want to vote Republican, just tell me. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
899 It won't be much longer. He's just hiding out until after the election. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
900 If only he'd remember to put the seat down. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
901 Thought you'd never ask! From Amazon, but I had to pay the shipping. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
902 I just hope and pray she never wants to turn around. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
903 Darling, I can't just ignore that the end is near. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
904 T-rump 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
905 To be honest with you, I'd rather not talk about it. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
906 He said it would be the greatest, biggest, most successful, beautiful dump we've ever seen. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
907 It's only for a few days. The Olivers will be back on Friday. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
908 Mom, Dad... Am I adopted?? 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
909 I think it's time we gave him his own room. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
910 I hope you remember what happened the last time you forgot to take him for his walk. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
911 I thought it was a metaphor too, until I saw that big pile of poop. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
912 Your turn to clean the litter box. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
913 I'm just going to say it. We need a bigger place. 1.3059 0.06905 85 67 10 8
914 You promised to stop this after the china shop incident. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
915 Metaphorically speaking!? Metaphorically speaking, have you lost your mind? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
916 OK, in our divorce settlement you can have the cliché. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
917 He did go to the bathroom before you let him back inside... right? 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
918 I'm hoping it goes away on Nov 8th! 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
919 The cinnamon spice air freshener isn't doing it. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
920 Can we talk about the rug? 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
921 He has to go out. It's your turn. I walked him this morning. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
922 ...and now it's all anyone ever wants to talk about. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
923 I think it's time you acknowledge the lady in the room, Tom. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
924 He's hiding here until after the election. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
925 But, my therapist thinks I should stop ignoring it. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
926 Should we tell him that we're Democrats? 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
927 "OK. You've made your point. Now how do we get it out? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
928 We deflate it November 8th . 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
929 If I put one in every room, then will you talk about it? 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
930 Either way, you just gotta hold your nose and vote. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
931 Look, I know I said I wouldn't bring it up again, but... 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
932 No, I want to talk about our marriage. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
933 It's either him or me. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
934 The sooner we address this, the sooner our grocery bills go down. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
935 Would you please stop using that expression! 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
936 It's not working. The more we talk about him, the longer he stays. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
937 The man downstairs called.....the same old complaint. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
938 Why can't you admit the rug doesn't go with the room? For goodness sakes, just look at it! 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
939 I'm still not going to talk about it. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
940 Does this party make my ass look big? 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
941 Jesus, Frank, you take everything so literally. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
942 Earl, what's that phrase everybody uses when something is obvious? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
943 Damn Republicans really get in your face! 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
944 This is nothing compared to what's in the bedroom 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
945 Can we talk about something else? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
946 I understand you're making a point but think about the poor elephant. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
947 What elephant? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
948 We need to talk about our peanut budget. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
949 I said be prudent what you feed him and you feed him prunes! 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
950 I think we'll need more than one newspaper! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
951 Don't forget, dear, later tonight six blind men are coming to feel Kimba. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
952 It's ultimately his career decision, dear. Have you ever considered that he wouldn't MIND working for peanuts? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
953 Anything we need to discuss? 1.2989 0.04936 87 61 26 0
954 The donkeys have been picking on him again. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
955 it's not the room I'm worried about. It's the nation. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
956 What happened to our 800 pound gorilla? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
957 I preferred when the Republicans handed out bumper stickers. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
958 You have cleanup duty on November 9. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
959 It's my Party and I'll cry if I want to ... 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
960 When we closed the local campaign office, I had to take either him or Trump 1.2989 0.07148 87 71 6 10
961 Don't try to change the subject. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
962 My profile clearly said I like to tickle the ivories at home 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
963 I think you know what I'm talking about. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
964 Okay, I get it. You're voting Republican. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
965 She says it's not easy being a cliche. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
966 This time, it's NOT a metaphor, Larry. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
967 Who's being too literal now, Frank? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
968 I've been meaning to talk to you about your use of the word 'literally.' 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
969 If that mouse comes back, we're doomed. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
970 Does this room make my butt look big? 1.2989 0.06959 87 70 8 9
971 After she delivers we might need a bigger place. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
972 Ignore him. He's just an idiom. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
973 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
974 Because, Bill, it's impolite to talk about someone while they are still in the room. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
975 Let's first address your grasp of metaphor. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
976 I think a sticker would have sufficed to show your party affiliation 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
977 I'm having second thoughts about joining the idiom of the month club. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
978 So what do you want to talk about? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
979 Don't say m-i-c-e. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
980 Well, honey, I think it's time we address the lamp in the room. 1.2989 0.06959 87 70 8 9
981 He'd just as soon forget this election. 1.2989 0.06959 87 70 8 9
982 I wish we'd bought the donkey. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
983 I liked it better when we weren't talking about him. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
984 We never should have switched parties. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
985 Can we at least talk about the grizzly bear in the kitchen? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
986 We need to talk. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
987 I ordered the 800 pound gorilla. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
988 ...and it came with free delivery 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
989 It's your turn to empty the litter box. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
990 Do you think if we leave him somewhere he'll remember where we live 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
991 It's just a figure of speech. Ignore it and it'll go away. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
992 Very clever, dear. Mother is still coming to visit. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
993 At least I didn't adopt a highway. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
994 What are you talking about? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
995 Of course I want to talk about the literal one. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
996 They're all cute when they're small. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
997 How did you think the Ringling elephant foster program worked? 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
998 Why can't I shake the feeling that there's something you're not telling me? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
999 Despite his attempts, Jumbo simply could not deny the two people in the room. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1000 Do you smell peanuts? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1001 He's hiding out until after the election. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1002 This may be the end of the GOP 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1003 Do metaphors poop? 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1004 Wouldn't a "Make America Great Again" cap have sufficed? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1005 I miss understood it when you said that having a pet would only cost us only peanuts. 1.2989 0.06959 87 70 8 9
1006 I know it's between this thing and Hillary, I'm not happy either. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1007 Thanks for making our house great again 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1008 I wish you'd just gotten a yard sign! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1009 No one ever asks if there is ROOM for the elephant in the room. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1010 What makes you think I'm beating around the bush? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1011 I told you, I don't want to talk about it! 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1012 I agree that he's trying to intimidate me, but I'm still voting. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1013 I think it's time for us to discuss metaphors. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1014 You always take things so literally. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1015 His name is Donald 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1016 Don't say anything. That's just what he wants 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1017 Literally. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1018 I hate it when he butts in to our conversations. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1019 He told me he's sick and tired of being a damned metaphor. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1020 I thought it was only an expression! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1021 Now that we ACTUALLY have it here, I can confirm that yours isn't as big. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1022 He swears he made the reservation on Air BnB. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1023 There's A What? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1024 I miss the 800-pound gorilla! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1025 Yes, and there's a rhino in the front room. We never talk about that, either. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1026 He followed me home. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1027 This last minute campaigning has gotten a bit out of hand. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1028 Don't worry, It will be gone by November 8th. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1029 Yes dear, what is it? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1030 It looked so much smaller in the showroom. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1031 You're so literal! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1032 You had to bring it up! 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1033 He said he was looking for the Reagan years but got lost. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1034 What's that smell? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1035 When did you say they'll return from vacation? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1036 I'm so relieved that its not a pink one. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1037 I hate it when he ignores us. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1038 ...literally... 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1039 We need to talk about your use of metaphor. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1040 So when did this become a safehouse for principled Republicans? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1041 From now on, I'll handle our daughter's online transactions. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1042 O.K., I'll just say it. I HATE the new rug. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1043 Honey, there is something I need to address. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1044 I asked you not to mention it. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1045 You know people traditionally have just the head mounted. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1046 Some call this the end of the GOP. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1047 No. I'm not trying to bring up your alleged affair. I'm being literal. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1048 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1049 "When I donated to Adopt An Elephant, who would have thought.....? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1050 Why don't we try addressing it directly? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1051 No I do not think you've made our living room great again. 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1052 He's just hiding here until the election is over. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1053 He just needs a place to hide until Election Day. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1054 Do you think we can put it behind us after the election? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1055 Nobody talks about the elephant poop in the room. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1056 I have a nagging feeling there is something you do not want to discuss. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1057 Our new neighbors have two elephants. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1058 I know you are big on supporting your party, but wouldn't a donkey take up less room? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1059 What?......I picked him up at the GOP estate sale. They were practically giving him away. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1060 If we paint the walls red it might make the room look bigger 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1061 Vote as you wish, but I'm not cleaning up after him. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1062 Back when he was 200 lbs, you said there was nothing to talk about. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1063 Harold, for once the 'elephant in the room' is an actual elephant, and you still won't acknowledge it. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1064 do you smell that? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1065 Elephant? What elephant? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1066 We've been sitting here for hours and you haven't even noticed, so yes, I got new glasses. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1067 I feel like we're in an ad for erectile dysfunction. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1068 Metaphorical or not, he's standing on my keys. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1069 So if the board asks, assure them that it's a teacup breed. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1070 I'm sick of your clichés. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1071 Honestly, I'd rather talk about the elephant. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1072 We need to talk about the Republican in the room. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1073 How long can you ignore the trump in the room? 1.2941 0.07066 85 69 7 9
1074 Couldn't the Republicans just send a flyer like everyone else? 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1075 Your turn to walk him. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1076 You could have made your point without being so literal. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1077 What weren't we talking about again? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1078 I took him out last time. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1079 Maybe if we ignore him, he'll go away. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1080 Now that elephants are off the endangered species list, can we give it back? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1081 Let's at least acknowledge that the tenants downstairs are under a ton of pressure. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1082 It is your turn to clean out the litter box. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1083 She's trying to dump Trump, but seems to be constipated. 1.2941 0.07066 85 69 7 9
1084 Don't try to blame that one on the elephant Frank. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1085 I don't know, I just can't shake the feeling there's something big we're ignoring. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1086 Have you seen the cat? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1087 Why didn't he just run away and join the circus when he grew up like his sister did. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1088 He wants the leash and you shouldn't forget the shovel. 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1089 Don't you dare say it. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1090 You can't avoid the discussion any longer, why can't my mother join us with our friends for dinner? 1.2941 0.07261 85 70 5 10
1091 It's not a metaphor 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1092 I told you not to leave the door open. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1093 Yes Dear, the concierge said he belongs to Anthony Weiner 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1094 Life was so much better with the donkey. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1095 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1096 He was a terrible pet. Why'd we think he'd make a good coffee table? 1.2941 0.07066 85 69 7 9
1097 You think it's easy being the only Ringling sister? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1098 So. How was YOUR day? 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1099 She’s embarrassed by her affiliation with Trump so she’s hiding out here until after the election. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1100 I told you not to send that metaphor to the 3-D printer! 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1101 Well, we've talked about him, now what do we do? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1102 I know it's something you don't want to talk about, but I have a real problem with the rug. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1103 You get the feeling that it is trying to ignore us? 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1104 "Martha, I need an eight-letter word for pachyderm. ..? 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1105 I've never liked this rug. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1106 My therapist thinks I'm a closet Republican. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1107 So how was Vegas last weekend? 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1108 Nothing worth mentioning ... how was your day? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1109 Are you sure you prayed for eloquence? 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1110 I've been trying to tell you, Tim... I've switched parties. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1111 It's a good thing the lamp was included. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1112 I still think that the new rug would have flattened out on its own. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1113 What 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1114 Metaphorical. Literal. What does it matter? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1115 I feel like we're both ignoring the fact that we need a new cartoonist. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1116 All else aside, do you think it'd be okay to give him some Beano? 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1117 I walked him this morning! 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1118 It asked if it could hide here until after the election. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1119 Hang in there. Come November 9, the 'uge ass will be gone. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1120 I preferred the 800 pound gorilla. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1121 I actually hate that expression. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1122 I think he's hiding from Trump. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1123 Fred, is there something you haven't told me? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1124 It's an improvement on your eight hundred pound gorilla 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1125 You know how much I hate metaphors. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1126 Sometimes the elephant in the room is just an elephant in the room. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1127 Since the debates, he's too embarrassed to be seen in public. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1128 According to my therapist, we are avoiding a major issue in our relationship--but I can't for the life of me remember what it is. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1129 Just until after the election. I granted her asylum. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1130 Have you noticed it's been getting darker much earlier? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1131 Do you think the GOP even knows they lost it? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1132 These Trump ads are getting a little ridiculous. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1133 He is afraid he'll get deported. 1.2857 0.07100 84 69 6 9
1134 So that's it? You've pointed it out, and now you're done? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1135 I told you he was yuge. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1136 If an elephant actually is in the room, is there really an elephant in the room? 1.2857 0.07100 84 69 6 9
1137 I think it is time to cancel that Animal Of The Month Club. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1138 It's your turn to walk him, and don't forget the backhoe. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1139 I know we disagree on a lot of things but this is now the face of the Republican party! 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1140 And we need a bigger closet too. Its crowded with all those skeletons. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1141 And you knew I had a peanut allergy... 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1142 You always take things so literally. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1143 I can see the end is near. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1144 Now...back to the cheating husband in the room. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1145 I will be glad when this election is over so he can go out in public again. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1146 Yes, I need the entire newspaper now 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1147 He just wants to stay here until after the election. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1148 Another party downstairs? I swear we have the worst neighbors. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1149 No, the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1150 You just HAD to open the door, didn't you? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1151 Well it's still not obvious to me! 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1152 Have you seen the cat? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1153 No, it is not just a metaphor! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1154 Your therapist said, "Talk about the elephant in the room" not "Take the elephant in the room." 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1155 Not figuratively. Literally. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1156 Well, does the structural integrity of the house satisfy you now? 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1157 Stampy and I decided that we no longer want you as a roommate. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1158 Don't worry. After election day, it will FINALLY go away. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1159 I told you there was no such thing as a teacup elephant. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1160 You're going to need a bigger shovel 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1161 All I said was, I'd vote for an elephant's rump before I'd vote for him. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1162 Not so cute when it’s bucket and broom time, is it? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1163 It's bigger than the both of us. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1164 I can't ignore it any longer--do you like my new glasses or not? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1165 For just one evening, can't you talk about something else? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1166 The lawn sign was one thing but this is taking your political affiliation thing a bit too far 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1167 When it craps on the rug, you'll see it's not a metaphor. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1168 I walked him this morning! 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1169 Doesn't he know the party's over? 1.2857 0.07100 84 69 6 9
1170 It's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1171 Well, It's this or an 800-pound gorilla! 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1172 He's hiding here until November 9. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1173 Do we really need props for all of your idioms? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1174 Go ahead. Talk about it. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1175 More importantly, we need to talk about the manure in the room. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1176 A woolly mammoth was my first choice, but boy do they shed. 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1177 ...elephant...gorilla...it's a metaphor you idiot! 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1178 Fine. But after we address it, THEN can we discuss our unspoken relationship issues? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1179 I've been trying to tell you... there's a donkey in the kitchen. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1180 "pretending" the republicans don't exist is not going to make them go away 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1181 This might sound crazy but let's get another elephant. 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1182 You didn't notice my haircut. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1183 I bet you’ll acknowledge it when it’s your turn to clean up the living room. 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1184 The next time we go on safari, I'm picking out the souvenirs 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1185 Honey, this is no way to heat the living room. 1.2857 0.07100 84 69 6 9
1186 OK . OK. He's endangered already. So is our plumbing! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1187 He's using this as his safe house until after the election. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1188 I say, let's sweep it under the carpet. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1189 I'm starting to miss the gorilla. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1190 So, is there anything else we need to talk about? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1191 When your parents come over try not to bring up politics! 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1192 A billboard on the front lawn isn't enough? Now this! 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1193 He was so cute as a baby. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1194 "Something you want to talk about?". 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1195 The litter box is full again again. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1196 Pet friendly hotel when the circus is town, what were you thinking? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1197 If we talked about it more, maybe we'd have room for a sofa. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1198 It's your turn to empty the litter box. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1199 When the 800 lbs gorilla gets here, we have to talk. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1200 It was on sale at the Republican surplus store 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1201 You should've said, "Fly on the wall. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1202 Your turn to clean the litter box. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1203 Fine, we won't talk about it, but can we at least move to a different room? 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1204 Honey, I think we may be past passive aggressive. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1205 It’s your turn to change the litter box. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1206 Ignore all you want. But you still have to clean up what he left in the foyer. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1207 Can we talk about something else? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1208 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1209 Why haven't you said anything about my new glasses??!! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1210 It's your turn to take him out. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1211 I can't help but notice that you moved my donkey out of the room. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1212 It's just an expression 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1213 No, this time I'm being figurative 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1214 Sooner or later, we have to talk about it. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1215 I don't remember. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1216 Well, you voted for the beast; now you get to clean up after him. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1217 I hate to use cliches, but that newspaper will be tomorrow's fish wrap. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1218 I just think we should talk about it. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1219 Of course he remembers how he got in the room; he just doesn't know how to get out. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1220 Nothing. What's new with you? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1221 No, I didn't fart. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1222 We need to talk. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1223 Should we finally discuss who you're voting for? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1224 I found him in my pajamas. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1225 There's nothing to discuss? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1226 Did you fart? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1227 Trump's Rump! 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1228 You know, I heard the strangest expression today and still can't figure out what the person meant by it. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1229 It's what the elephant might leave in the room that I'm worried about. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1230 I think the gorilla fit better... 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1231 Every four years! Let's move to a swing state. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1232 So, the bossman just struts into my office and says, "Barb and I are off on vacation, so I hope you can watch our pet." 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1233 I'm starting to feel like we're the people in the room. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1234 Let's not. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1235 Why couldn't you just rescue a Pomeranian like every one else? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1236 He just walked in here looking for the party he used to represent. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1237 I thought it was a metaphor. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1238 I still think we should have gotten the puppy instead. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1239 And don't even get me started on those stretch marks 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1240 I feel like there's something we should be talking about... 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1241 You can't buy the tusks by themselves anymore. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1242 I want to know what happened to the Chihuahua in the room. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1243 Does it say anything about house training? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1244 This is the last time I'm sending you out to get a rescue pet. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1245 How long is your mother staying? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1246 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1247 Are you ready to talk about it now? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1248 metaphor schmetaphor 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1249 Definitely grand & ol'. Not much of a partier though. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1250 Sadly, he feels he is in the way. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1251 At least let him have the book reviews. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1252 He said he couldn't get along under the big tent. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1253 You still read a newspaper? That is so weird! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1254 We're gonna need a bigger broom. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1255 "What happened to the 800lb. gorilla? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1256 You are literally crushing me with your political metaphors 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1257 On our wedding day, this elephant was so much smaller 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1258 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1259 Couldn't you have just gotten a Trump bumper sticker like the neighbors? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1260 He used to be the life of the party. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1261 At least he didn't forget our anniversary. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1262 You're sure nothing unusual happened today? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1263 I'm not familiar with the phrase. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1264 What room? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1265 It's your turn, I took her out last time 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1266 How many 'elephant in the room' captions you think they'll get? 1.2771 0.06924 83 68 7 8
1267 Okay, since that didn't work, let me try a figure of speech. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1268 You left the back door open again. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1269 I know it's not ideal, but the rent's peanuts. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1270 No dear the hard part isn't finally talking about it, it's cleaning up after it. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1271 No, seriously, there is one. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1272 I don't know. What do you not want to talk about? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1273 That's an antique rug your metaphor's trampling, Harold. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
1274 Its so much more spacious now that we found a home for the giraffe. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1275 Don't go in the kitchen without shoes. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1276 Are you kidding me? What's an eight-letter word for "pachyderm?" 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1277 Milking this one is going to be tough. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1278 I think we should get a mouse. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1279 Fine, I'll return the chandelier. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1280 It's your turn to walk her. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1281 I don't get this Tiny House movement either. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1282 This is why no one comes over anymore. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1283 It's only an expression, dear. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1284 I hope you remembered to scoop the litter box. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1285 Literally. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1286 what smell? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1287 Sometimes it's ONLY the elephant that's in the room. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1288 Are we talking about my attention deficit disorder or the actual elephant in the room? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1289 My day was fine, and yours? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1290 Ironically the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1291 Does he leave after the election? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1292 Honey, you really do need to let go of this obsession with metaphor. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1293 ED IS THERE AN OBVIOUS PROBLEM WE NEED TO ADDRESS? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1294 ...and you thought changing the cat litter was bad. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1295 See what? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1296 And no, I am NOT speaking metaphorically. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1297 No, it's your turn to clean the litter box 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1298 Shhhh, Harold.... keep your voice down.... he's very sensitive about his weight. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1299 So what do you want to talk about? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1300 Funny thing. I happened to come across a copy of our pre-nup this morning. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1301 Can't you say anything without using a cliche? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1302 He should have just promised a chicken in every pot. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1303 Oh, him? Well, I stopped off at Costco this afternoon to pick up groceries, and as it turns out, they're selling pets now... 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1304 If we aren't going to discuss it we should get a bigger apartment. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1305 I'm worried. I think we have mice. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1306 Maybe we should just stop talking about it. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1307 We can't not talk about it, alright? He said he needed a place to lay low until some "stuff" blows over. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1308 If you didn't always have your nose in the papers, I wouldn't NEED an emotional support animal. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1309 Stop pretending you don't see it. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1310 Runt of the litter, huh? 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1311 Don't talk about what? 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1312 Think he'll ever address us? 1.2771 0.06924 83 68 7 8
1313 I think the elephant in the room IS the elephant in the room! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1314 Because everyone has a dog! 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1315 OK, so now we've addressed it...what next? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1316 Tusk, tusk. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1317 The eight hundred pound gorilla was so yesterday. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1318 I don't care what the breeder said. That is not a Cocker Spaniel. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1319 What is that metaphor for an obvious truth that is going unaddressed ? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1320 Where IS that mouse when we need him? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1321 So, you mentioned there was something you wanted to talk about... 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1322 You know full well it wasn't me who farted. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1323 Pull the tail. I dare you. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1324 And he just stands there like we're not even in the room. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1325 This isn't going to end well. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1326 Help me out, 13 across 'obvious truth'. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1327 It's been so nice without your mother here, can't we just ignore it a little longer? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1328 Well, obviously sending him to the corner doesn't work. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1329 It's time we talk about the litter box. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1330 You know how you make friends on vacation and you tell them to visit if they are ever in town ? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1331 This is what you get for voting Democrat. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1332 Not seeing it is okay. Not cleaning up after it is another matter. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1333 I think he's old enough to be told that he's adopted. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1334 "He said calling him Dumbo is politically incorrect". 1.2738 0.06849 84 69 7 8
1335 The elephant is ignoring us. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1336 It's already "Huge"! 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1337 We should have put him outside when he was younger. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1338 Honey, I'm ok with living with a therapy animal but this is a bit much. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1339 Trumpeting... it's the trumpeting. And the shoveling. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1340 Look, if you don't want her to visit, just say so. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1341 If he passes gas, were screwed 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1342 Let's not talk about it. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1343 I DON'T want to discuss it! 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1344 Honey, it's your turn to change the litter box. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1345 I can ignore him if you can. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1346 sooner or late we've got to talk about the room around our elephant 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1347 I told you, with a donkey we could fit a couch. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1348 We've talked about him but he refuses to leave the room. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1349 Can we talk about alternative ways to tack down the carpet? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1350 I avoid cliches like the plague, then you bring me this? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1351 Frankly, I'd prefer more face time with him. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1352 At least it's not pink. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1353 What if the elephant in the room is not the elephant? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1354 I ignored it like you said and it still ate all our cashews. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1355 Well, if you'd get your nose out of the paper, you might actually see something for once. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1356 I guess downsizing is out of the question. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1357 Graham dear, do you recall if the lease said anything about pets? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1358 No - It's YOUR turn to take him to the curb. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1359 He just needs a place to stay until after the election. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1360 Isn't anyone going to address the people in the room? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1361 If that's not an elephant, then this is not a room. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1362 You didn’t get him microchipped? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1363 I assume you're undecided bigly. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1364 No, I don't want a divorce I want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2716 0.07030 81 67 6 8
1365 Honey, it's time that we discuss the Republican in the room. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1366 What election? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1367 I just have a funny feeling that there's something else you have to tell me. 1.2716 0.07030 81 67 6 8
1368 I don't like metaphors. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1369 We're going to need a bigger room. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1370 You can ignore it all you want, but eventually you're going to be sorry you didn't take it out for a walk. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1371 Yes, I admit he's here, I've just been trying to figure out how he got here. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1372 If it doesn't give you joy you should get rid of it. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1373 All we ever talk about is the elephant in the room. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1374 I also have an 800 pound gorilla. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1375 It's not the elephant in the room I'm worried about. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1376 Shouldn't talking about it make it disappear? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1377 Look on the Bright Side, he'll Deflate after the Election. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
1378 We agreed, no politics before bed. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1379 I'm letting him stay until his party finds its way again. Is that a problem? 1.2716 0.07030 81 67 6 8
1380 There are easier ways to annoy the downstairs neighbor. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1381 It's your turn, and this time make sure you remember the plastic bags AND the shovel. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1382 When's Noah coming back to pick up his stuff? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1383 Honey, what do you think of my new haircut? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1384 Well, wouldn't you want to go into hiding also? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1385 It's time we talked about him. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1386 Don't mention you know who, it only upsets him. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1387 He won't go outside until the Republicans change their symbol. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1388 Told you you'd be sorry for voting for Trump. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1389 Is this lamp too small? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1390 "Ok, how about an 8 letter word for 'pachyderm'"! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1391 We should at least address it. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1392 He said he is only hiding here until after the election 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1393 We need to talk about metaphors. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1394 Yet again nobody said hello, let alone asked the elephant how he was. "I should have been content to roam the savanna, where others paid me heed" the elephant muttered, "rather than suffer this desperate indignity of constantly being ignored". 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1395 I think we should just ignore him. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1396 You and your stupid cliches. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1397 Listen, Roy, if we're going to keep this thing, let's at LEAST move the chairs toward its head. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1398 Now can we talk about the other elephant in the room? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1399 Can you at least limit the roughage in his diet? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1400 It's just until we know for sure the poachers are gone. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1401 Apparently he saw a clown 1.2625 0.07058 80 67 5 8
1402 It's okay... he's a rescue. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1403 I'd actually prefer to have the 800 pound gorilla back. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1404 I thought we stated 'no pets' in our Airbnb listing. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1405 The GOP was having a yard sale to get a new image after Trump? 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
1406 I always thought the phrase would be as successful with a smaller scale animal. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1407 He's not lost- He Just Lost- and He Won't Leave! 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
1408 I've lived with two humans in the room for far too long. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1409 Thank goodness the 100 pound gorilla is no longer in the room. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1410 Why did you have to say she has a wrinkly face? You know she won't forget this. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1411 No, I mean we need to talk about the LITERAL elephant in the room. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1412 It's your turn to take him out. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1413 It says here that some animals escaped from the zoo 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1414 It's your turn to walk him and don't forget the poop bag. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1415 It was a metaphor, not a gift hint. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1416 He seems to have lost his Party. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1417 Under the circumstances, I think we should see what we can get for him as a trade-in for a donkey. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1418 Your turn to walk him. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1419 Well then what are we supposed to talk about, Todd? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1420 'He's cute,' you said. 'Can I bring him home?' you said. And now look at him. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1421 Every time you use that expression, I think you make him feel self-conscious. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1422 Half-way through the debate, he just turned around. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1423 At least he's quieter than the neighbors' gorilla. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1424 Am I just supposed to ignore the humans in the room? 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1425 I guess President Trump wasn't kidding when he said he would increase domestic surveillance. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1426 T. rump 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1427 I know you never wantto talk about it, but the rug needs cleaning! 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1428 Point taken, I will quit stating the obvious. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1429 What happened to 800 pound gorilla? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1430 You call Barnum, I'll call Bailey 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1431 Let's talk about the you-know-what in the you-know-where. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1432 I sure miss the 800-pound gorilla. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1433 At least it's not pink. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1434 Pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1435 You know those commercials with the sad-eyed shivering elephants you said always break your heart? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1436 Oh, you're just smelling things 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1437 You will like him better when you see our next heating bill. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1438 I say we just ignore it. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1439 The memory is great, but I don't like the footprint. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1440 You were never good at giving subtle hints. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1441 Just what exactly am I supposedly ignoring? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1442 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1443 If you think that this is going to influence me in voting for him, you're wrong. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1444 The counselor said we can't keep ignoring it. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1445 Oh, I paid some bills, had lunch with Marge and did some errands. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1446 Sometimes 'literally' is just 'literally'. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1447 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1448 Pull the tail for room service. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1449 For once can we just NOT talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1450 Yes, Roger, I do know the meaning of the word: "literally." 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1451 I liked it better when you would blame it on the dog. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1452 Stop speaking in metaphors, Roger. What are you really saying? 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1453 I want this elephant out of the room by November 8th. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1454 I told them they could hide it here until after the election. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1455 Damn it, I'm not talking about the elephant! I'm talking about your drinking problem. 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1456 We also need to talk about the bats in the belfry. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1457 He's all we ever talk about anymore charlie, I suppose the freakin irony is lost on you ? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1458 You still haven't told me what all those peanuts are for. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1459 If we don't discuss this, then there are two elephants in the room. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1460 This room seemed much bigger when we first bought the house. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1461 I could counter with my donkey, but one jack-ass in the room is already enough! 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1462 don't look now but that elephant is back 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1463 I just don't think we're ready to downsize. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1464 Animal Control says if you talk about him, he will eventually leave... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1465 He grabbed my peanuts. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1466 He threatened to run away and join the circus. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1467 So... how was work today? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1468 That's it George.....no more rescues! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1469 Oh, no, I'm having that same dream again, with these two weird people in my house. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1470 At times like this, I wish you were a Democrat 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1471 No, I'm speaking to the elephant in the room. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1472 Go get the fan. 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1473 I know. But now he's just a euphemism. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1474 He forgot your birthday. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1475 Is he house broken? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1476 Just ignore it. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1477 He's asked us not to talk about him. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1478 Ken, I said, "Give her a sedative not a laxative." 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1479 Even he doesn't want to talk about it 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1480 Maybe we shouldn't have gotten rid of the mice 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1481 I wanted a 400-pound gorilla, but noooo. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1482 Do you think he even notices when we talk like he's not in the room? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1483 "What's its name? I'd like to address the elephant in the room. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1484 No, I don't see anything. Why do you ask? 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1485 Was there something you wanted to tell me, dear? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1486 I tbought you had learned your lesson with that boat in the basement. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1487 Not my monkey, not my circus, not my elephant. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1488 If we don't talk, it's just going to pile up. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1489 In hindsight, she's hard to ignore. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1490 Was that thunder I just heard, Angela? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1491 Nobody respects elephants more than I do. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1492 What did you expect when you bought the 25 pound bag of peanuts at Cosco? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1493 Phew... was that you? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1494 I wonder where I put the remote... 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1495 I thought we agreed: we can get one as long as you clean up after it. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1496 Our marriage is one big cliche, Jack. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1497 You want to discuss the election NOW??!! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1498 I don't feel like couples counseling is working. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1499 Anything else you want me not to think about? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1500 Can we not talk about something else? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1501 Must you always take everything so literally! 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1502 But he's for Hillary. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1503 It's time we addressed the real issue, Jeff: Your obsession with the metaphorical. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1504 We need to work out the wrinkles. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1505 We can't just sweep it under the rug. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1506 Could we at least turn him around? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1507 Fine, we won't talk about it, but can we talk about its litter box? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1508 She says she needed a break from the herd and found us on Airbnb. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1509 It's the eavesdropping that really bothers me. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1510 All right, he can stay, but you're housebreaking him. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1511 Why do you have to be so literal? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1512 It was supposed to be a metaphor 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1513 That's the last time I order a fan, a rope, a hose, and a pillar from FourBlindMen.com! 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1514 I don't think I've ever felt so intimidated by the Republicans. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1515 We have to keep him hidden. Donald Trump wants the tusks to decorate Mara Lago. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1516 Can we talk about something else? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1517 There's something we need to talk about. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1518 The neighbor's tabby Jinx was found flattened in the hallway, who would do such a thing! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1519 Yes I still like Governor Chris Christie why do you ask? 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1520 It's your turn to empty the litter box. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1521 Did you empty the litter box? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1522 Did you even notice we have a new rug. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1523 I forget what we were talking about. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1524 I'm talking about divorce, not the elephant in the room. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1525 Is there something you're neglecting to tell me, Stan? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1526 I'd rather discuss getting it OUT of the room. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1527 I'm just ignoring the two people in the room. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1528 He's lost, poor thing. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1529 At least it's not an 800 pound gorilla. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1530 "The Macey's ad said they were having a 'Mammoth Sale'". 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1531 This makes it so much easier to bring up your alcoholism. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1532 That's a new wrinkle. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1533 I agree with Jumbo. We need to address the procrastinator in the armchair. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1534 You'll just have to tell your mother we don't have room for her. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1535 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1536 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1537 Do you smell peanuts? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1538 If you would just support Hillary, we wouldn't have this problem. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1539 When the Republican Party went under, why did you get custody of the mascot? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1540 The other choice was a bull in a china shop. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1541 We need a bigger apartment or smaller issues. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1542 Don't tell me who to vote for and I won't tell you where you can stuff your ballot 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1543 You're keeping something from me, aren't you?! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1544 Did you notice that nearly half of this cartoon space is devoted to tRUMP? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1545 No, please enlighten me. What is the precise meaning of literally? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1546 I thought it was just a metaphor. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1547 You invited him, you get him a drink. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1548 I spoke to our decorator and we are thinking about grey. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1549 We're ahead in the polls, was it really necessary to steal their mascot too? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1550 So there really is an elephant in the room! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1551 I mean, if you won't go to counseling, could we at least get a bigger room? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1552 Put the paper down. We have to talk about the rug. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1553 I take it there's something you'd like to talk about? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1554 He has not left the house since the last debate. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1555 You made your point. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1556 OK, from now on our Airbnb listing will say; no cats, dogs or pachyderms. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1557 That's no way to address the elephant in the room. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1558 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1559 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1560 Are you sure that's everything you wanted to talk about? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1561 Great, something else to sweep under the carpet! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1562 Don't forget it's your turn to take him out for a walk. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1563 Honey, what's an eight letter word for a huge grey animal? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1564 We could ignore it if we had a bigger room. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1565 I hope he knows we are in the room? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1566 Why didn't we choose the metaphor? 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1567 Hon, he wants you to take him for a walk... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1568 What was your first clue, Sherlock, that this time it's not metaphorical? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1569 I'm not changing my mind and this just reminds me of the giant ass he is. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1570 Is there something you need to tell me? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1571 It's the latest thing: the paca-doodle." 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1572 I told you he'd get bigger. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1573 I can't find the laxative tablets that I set on the table. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1574 We need to talk about how things have gotten way too literal. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1575 I'm allergic to cats. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1576 Well we can't leave him outside, this is a progressive area 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1577 If we ignore it, I think it will go away. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1578 She might forgive, but she'll never forget. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1579 Because the rabbi suggested it. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1580 Did you smell that? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1581 Too bad we chose natural gas over natural light. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1582 We could move it to a room in the back while they make the Party great again 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1583 I've been meaning to talk to you about Fluffy. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1584 Ugh! That fly is a nuisance. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1585 O.K., this is me being 'literal'. We need to talk 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1586 He got voted out of the zoo. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1587 It's a no-conversation piece. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1588 Well, I guess we all know how you're going to vote 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1589 Is this really the best way to tell me you know about the affair? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1590 Now this is the grey I want for the living room. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1591 I can't ignore it any longer—we've got to get an air freshener. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1592 Our unspoken agreement covered the 800 pound gorilla. We can't dance around this one. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1593 We can't put off talking about your party registration any longer. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1594 Frankly? I am tired of the footprints in the Jello. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1595 I told you to back it in. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1596 No. Nothing comes to mind. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1597 The interior decorator said it's a conversation piece. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1598 Say you're sorry. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1599 It's even harder to ignore when it's passing gas. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1600 I won't mention it, if you don't. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1601 I need to address the elephant in the room. What's his name again? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1602 What can we do? He's hiding from Donald Trump. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1603 No, it's your turn to empty the litter. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1604 You've made your point. Now get him out of here. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1605 No, it's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1606 Are you ready to talk about the Republican in the room? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1607 We used to talk about everything 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1608 Now I get it. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1609 It's the latest Trump mailer--they're getting desperate. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1610 It's not going anywhere till you start talking. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1611 He's trying to ignore the people in the room. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1612 No one every talks about the smell! 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1613 You wanted a pet. . . you clean up after him. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1614 Let's talk about the carpet in the room. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1615 So, how was your day, Honey? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1616 Was that thunder or does Elsie have the tummy rumbles? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1617 Put down that paper, get his leash and take him for a walk before he goes on the carpet again! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1618 He should go to a red state where he belongs. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1619 Oh, Robert, must you dredge up these tired cliches? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1620 Its your turn to take him out 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1621 So..... is there something you want to tell me? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1622 I got it at Harrods honey. Yank on it's tail and the light goes off. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1623 You said it was only a metaphor. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1624 No, I didn't say the litter box is in the garage now. I said the garage now is the litter box. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1625 We need to talk about the palpable sexual tension between us. 1.2468 0.07197 77 66 3 8
1626 I don' want to talk about him when he' standing right there. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1627 Me not Jane; you not Tarzan! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1628 You are ignoring the fact he is the biggest ass in the room. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1629 I know there is an elephant in the room, but is it Asian or African? 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1630 Honey, it's hard to ignore the elephant in the room when he's spouting nonsense and running for president. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1631 I'm beginning to miss the 800-pound gorilla. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1632 Why are we not discussing this!? 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1633 You THINK she has IBS? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1634 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2468 0.06956 77 65 5 7
1635 We might lose the security deposit. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1636 Are you wearing a new cologne? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1637 You might need to look at it from my perspective. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1638 The SPCA found him in the Trump Tower lobby. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1639 I think we need to stop shopping at Whole Foods. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1640 Do I smell gas? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1641 He won't look at us since he forgot our anniversary. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1642 I'm switching parties. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1643 Actually, running away and joining the circus isn't a terrible idea. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1644 Well, at least he's not white. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1645 She's pregnant. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1646 Don't you think it's time we discussed the election? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1647 Well, what DO you want to talk about? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1648 Read quickly. Jumbo's paper trained. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1649 We have to get up. He wants to turn around. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1650 Shall we talk about the cliche in the room. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1651 I still want to exchange him for a donkey. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1652 who farted? 1.2468 0.06956 77 65 5 7
1653 We should have gone with fly in the ointment. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1654 Don't blame me! I tried to tell you he's going to grow up. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1655 You really don't know what we need to discuss? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1656 Can we please talk about something else? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1657 He's too ashamed to go out in public since Trump. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1658 That's the problem with one-click shopping and overnight delivery-- no time to plan for the consequences. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1659 Did you just fart? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1660 We're gonna need a bigger room. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1661 Unbelievable! They refuse to acknowledge me. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1662 It feels a little tight, but there's plenty of space in the trunk. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1663 And the best part is he's already housebroken. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1664 The elephant in the room is that you won't admit there's an elephant in the room. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1665 It's the excrement I can't ignore. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1666 Maybe if we did discuss it, it'll leave. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1667 You know, it's not going to go away just because you don't want to talk about it. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1668 Oh Oh, Grab your shovel, He looks like he is going to take a Trump Dump. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1669 I know you don't want to talk about the you know who in the you know where, but it's your turn to walk him. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1670 We're going to need a bigger litter box. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1671 Now can we talk about getting it out of the room? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1672 He just wants to be noticed. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1673 It is embarrassed to leave the house until the election is over. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1674 I agreed to let him hide out here from the Trump boys. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1675 No, it's not because I'm a Democrat. I wouldn't want a damned donkey in the house either. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1676 No, Harold, I am not speaking metaphorically. There is literally an elephant in the room. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1677 I disagree. Metaphors *can* smell bad. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1678 I told you we should have voted Democratic. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1679 It won't go away unless we talk about it. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1680 After the parade he doesn't come back, right? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1681 Okay, Harold! We've been avoiding this for too long! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1682 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1683 How come we never talk about the one ounce canary in the room? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1684 Hasn't this tif with the condo association gone far enough? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1685 Do you know what will happen when he loses? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1686 Are you sure you checked the Lost & Found section? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1687 I do so smell gas. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1688 Don't worry, he is on his way out 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1689 'Can we talk about something else for a change?' 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1690 It’s definitely your turn to clean out the litter tray 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1691 I have no idea what you're talking about 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1692 Dear are you sure Donald has sent one to everybody who made a GOP campaign contribution? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1693 Could we please discuss something besides politics for a change? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1694 Regardless of what happened in college, Richard, my feelings about threesomes aren't going to change now. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1695 It feels so spacious now that his kids left 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1696 OK, you proved your point. There are some elephants in the room that people will talk about. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1697 What's that smell? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1698 You're sure there's no notice about a lost elephant in the classifieds? Check again. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1699 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1700 What - you'd prefer a donkey in the room? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1701 Can we please talk about something else? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1702 There's a poppy seed on your tooth. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1703 The campaign souvenirs have to go. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1704 Yes, this is the rescue animal, Fluffy, I spoke of.... 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1705 We should tell him that Trump is gone forever now so he can go outside again. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1706 Last night I heard her talking about the people in the room. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1707 You never want to talk about it. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1708 He's pouting because no one will address the elephant in the room. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1709 Why does it insist on ignoring us? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1710 So what did you want to talk about? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1711 Go see how he filled the other room. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1712 Just paint the walls gray and maybe he'll blend in. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1713 We've been ignoring it for years, Mort. It just won't go away! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1714 Alright! Sorry I misunderstood you when you said you wanted to tickle the ivories! 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1715 What's that expression for an obvious thing that nobody talks about? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
1716 Then what ELSE shall we talk about? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1717 But on the other hand, the flowers in the meadow should be rather spectacular this summer. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1718 Honey, I feel like there's something you're forgetting to tell me. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1719 Put the paper down. Don't ignore the Janet in the room. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1720 It's your turn. I walked him this afternoon. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1721 Can we at least talk about the air quality? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1722 A typical politician, the public face a blowhard and the other end-full of crap! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1723 The rug in the room, is it Indian or African? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1724 Keep reading if you must. But it's in the room.... 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1725 No more house-sitting for the Ringleys. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1726 Don't get mad at.him. He forgets where the box is. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1727 Is there something you'd like to talk about? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1728 John, we need to talk about the metaphor in the room. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1729 I like the ones who weren't captured. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1730 No, you bring it up. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1731 Politics today is devoid of decency, civility, serious policy discussion, and subtle, non-literal figures of speech. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1732 If you would only address it, we would have so much more space. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1733 So are we just not going to talk about your plans to vote Republican in the next election? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1734 I have this feeling the end is near 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1735 No, I wanted the matching couch and loveseat, you're the one that insisted on the metaphorical idiom. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1736 Who knew you'd receive such a grand retirement bonus from the zoo? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1737 Mother warned me about marrying a Hannibal. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1738 We acknowledged. Now what? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1739 Looks like the 400 lb. gorilla called in sick again. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1740 I'm looking forward to him moving out Nov. 9th... 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1741 The doctor seems really optimistic about pet therapy. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1742 A cat would have been fine. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1743 They said it was just until they got their party back together. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1744 I don't want to talk about the elephant in the room. I want to talk about what's wrong with our marriage. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1745 Bubbles needs a bathroom break Walt. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1746 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1747 Still think I misused the word "literally" for dramatic effect? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1748 I have a hard time visualizing Trump's base. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1749 The decorator said it was jungle motif! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1750 I liked the gorilla better. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1751 He didn't forget YOUR birthday! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1752 I told you not to trust photos on eBay. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1753 I'm still voting for Hillary 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1754 Telling Albert "go big or go home" isn't being helpful, dear. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1755 Anything for 'former circus star'?...... 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1756 No more speaking metaphorically, Hubert. There is an elephant in the room. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1757 There was one significant topic the de Brunhoffs rarely discussed 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1758 Your turn to run the sweeper. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1759 I finally understand how Canada feels. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1760 Must you bring your work home from the zoo? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1761 My mother wears a size 14. Why do you ask? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1762 T-rump 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1763 Can you at least admit her presence ? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1764 You're sure it's just full of hot air? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1765 It's so hard to keep a flying carpet on the ground. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1766 I was thinking of a golden retriever. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1767 Did you see that the pork roast is 10% off at Costco. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1768 Can you believe the airlines turned down my service animal request again? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1769 I looked a gift horse in the mouth, led another one to water, then finally decided to go with Jumbo here. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1770 Let's not litigate it. What's dung is dung. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1771 Fred, it's your turn: he needs to go out. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1772 You've taken your interest in the Republican Party too far. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1773 Does this elephant make me look fat? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1774 I'm talking about your gambling. What did you think I meant? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1775 You're voting for Hillary, right? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1776 I think it's better if we don't talk about it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1777 Are you blind Henry? It's YUGE. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1778 We're out of peanuts again 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1779 They can have their mascot back after the election. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1780 With the polls as they are, a GOP yard sign just wasn't enough to swing things. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1781 I told you we should have gotten the donkey. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1782 He keeps his backside to the TV. Can't stand to watch the news. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1783 You did get the XXXL broom, right? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1784 Well, that's funny. All these years I've been thinking you were the one who was uncomfortable talking about it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1785 It's your turn to take him for a walk. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1786 My psychologist suggested I bring him home... Let's talk about our sex life Frank. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1787 He's a Grand Old Party pooper. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1788 That's too literal a metaphor, doncha think? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1789 He's the only thing we ever talk about. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1790 He's hiding from Donald. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1791 Look out! He's going to take a Drumpf! 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1792 The elephant in the room is in the room. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1793 How did you get her on the elevator? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1794 I thought it was just a figure of speech. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1795 Fostering abandoned animals for the local ASPCA is a worthy project but I really think they're taking advantage of us. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1796 If you say--It's the elephant in the room--one more time, I'm leaving. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1797 Well, we can't ignore him any longer--we're out of kitty litter. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1798 What do you mean, 'Things have a way of working themselves out?' 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1799 I see you're still leaning toward voting Republican. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1800 Please tell me the Dems can take back the house this year. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1801 These reminders to vote sure have gotten insistent. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1802 So...because the Klinemans got a Great Dane, you had to one-up them again? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1803 Do you ever wonder where he poops? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1804 Poor thing was frightened by an orange-haired orangutan. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1805 I don't mind the poop, it's that groping trunk. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1806 Fine, I get it. You're "Not With Her". 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1807 Says he is looking for a party. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1808 He ate the thousand pound Gorilla. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1809 Noah called and said we could bring one guest. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1810 No, right now I'm talking about the man reading the newspaper in the room! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
1811 Do we bill AirBnb or the Republican party? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1812 Did you remember to go to your AA meeting this week? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1813 Would you believe it's voting for Hillary? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1814 I guess when you donate a generous amount, the gifts really do increase as well. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1815 I hope you thought to buy a shovel, too. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1816 Do you think this rug is Indian or African? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1817 It's gonna take a lot of kitty litter 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1818 He used to be the GOP mascot but decided on a change of career. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1819 If we talk about it, will it leave? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1820 He would have been poached if I didn't take him. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1821 Humor me Jim. Just walk directly over to the other side of the room and then back, and tell me about the experience. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1822 It's your turn to clean out the litter box. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1823 Notice what ? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1824 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1825 I think we should discuss the Republican in the room. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1826 He must think we are the proverbial couple who just sit around all day. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1827 Ignoring the problem, only makes it bigger. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1828 But I always thought it was just an expression! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1829 I think it's about time we addressed the obvious, Frank... Did you wear that same shirt yesterday? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1830 Just keep doing it. It worked for the gorilla. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1831 Anyway, it's less expensive than going on a safari 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1832 Alright, then let's talk about the lizard in the dishwasher. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1833 No. You go first! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1834 Honey, does this actually make you a better Republican? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1835 Okay, okay....we can talk about who you're voting for. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1836 'It's your turn to clean the litter box' 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1837 Do you really think we'll be rid of him after Nov. 8th? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1838 Because it hurts his feelings when we talk about him--that's why. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1839 We'd both like it if you stopped calling things you don't like "irrelephant." 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1840 Your turn to take him outside 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1841 Why do we always have to talk about him? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1842 I haven't seen our 800 pound gorilla all day. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1843 For goodness' sake, Harold, put that paper down. You're blocking the light! 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1844 I'll need that section for his paper training when you're done. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1845 On the bright side, he's teaching me pilates. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1846 Just so you know. I'm not walking him. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1847 Screw it, I'm going to talk about it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1848 You've simply gone too far to defend your usage of the word "literally." 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1849 Do you want to talk about it? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1850 Just locker room talk, dear. It doesn't count. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1851 I didn't mean it literally, Todd. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1852 It's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1853 It really does look like Trump is the new face of the Republican Party. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1854 When I said "Dump Trump," I didn't mean in our living room! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1855 What do you mean "What elephant?"? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1856 'Don't you dare say it.' 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1857 I find it easier to ignore him than an 800 pound gorilla. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1858 Seventeen letters; unseen nemesis?? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1859 If we don't talk about him, does he exist? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1860 Bet you’ll know it’s in the room when you have to clean up after it. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1861 Dear, Is there something we're avoiding? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1862 So, how is this better that the gorilla in the room? 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1863 She's left the Republican Party and decided to join the circus. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1864 So the pet shop clerk asks: By any chance is this 'birthday boy' you speak of a Republican? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1865 There's something big I've been meaning to talk to you about. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1866 Seriously...? We're not going to talk about it? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1867 Why so secretive? Just tell me who you're voting for. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1868 Just because he is here does not mean that I am going to stop talking about the other elephant in the room. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1869 Lets address this before it gets any bigger 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1870 We need to talk. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1871 How long are we going to avoid talking about getting a bigger room? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1872 Put the paper down for a sec. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1873 In my dream a donkey swallows him whole, and we regain control of the house. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1874 I have a feeling something bad is about to happen 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1875 Well, you're a man. I guess it wouldn't be obvious to you. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1876 You can't tell me anymore the floor can't hold up under a tiny weeny pool table. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
1877 We gonna talk about what's on the dining room rug? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1878 Perhaps a bigger light bulb would be helpful. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1879 That's the last time I click on "Adopt An Endangered Animal." 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1880 So I'm guessing that either you cheated on me, or that's a real elephant. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1881 You still haven't told me who you're voting for. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1882 Outside again? I told you not to eat so many peanuts. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1883 He followed me home. You know how I get with strays. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1884 Then tell me who Patty is, Harold! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1885 He can't find his party. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1886 We need to talk. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1887 I will really be glad when the election is over! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1888 My mother called. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1889 It doesn't go with the rug. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
1890 I walked him this morning. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
1891 Why is it that you never want to discuss the gorilla in the bedroom? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1892 Still think your vote doesn't matter? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1893 I'm not talking about it. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
1894 I didn't put my party's symbol in here because you're already such an ass. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1895 You NEVER want to talk about it. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1896 What are you thinking about? 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
1897 You know, it's awkward for me too, you guys. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1898 The Grimshaws have a champion poodle, the Wainrights have an albino ferret, the Russos raise exotic tropical fish. If I had known you were this competitive I never would have married you. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1899 If I were you I'd stop obsessing about the 800-pound gorilla. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
1900 He won't go outside until it's all over. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1901 Was there something you wanted to talk about? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1902 Do you think the end is in sight? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1903 Did you clean the box? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1904 Not to worry. Next week we get the donkey. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1905 I have a strong feeling that there's something big that we're not seeing. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1906 Well, at least the lawn looks good. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1907 Oh yeah, now I remember!! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1908 Really? Where are you going to put the litter box? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1909 He's hiding here until the post-election stuff blows over. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1910 Just ignore him. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1911 Nancy, I told you, when my circus takes off we'll buy a bigger place. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
1912 I don't see him either but it's your turn to clean it up. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1913 Nice try, but Trump is still the biggest ass to represent the republican party. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
1914 I don't care if he is the last member of his party, in November he has to go. 1.2308 0.06560 78 66 6 6
1915 Must you always state the obvious? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1916 Well, what do ya know? This ironic elephant is ignoring us. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1917 He's not going to be IGNORED, Dan! 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1918 Do you think NOW might be the time to talk about it? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1919 I'm with her!!! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1920 I've just got a lot on my rug right now. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1921 I know we wanted to make a strong political statement, but in hindsight...... 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1922 Honestly Ed, you've let this Republican thing get out of hand. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1923 The fact that we prefer not to see you twerk doesn't mean we don't love you. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1924 Why couldn't you just get curtains? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1925 Of course you don't see it. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1926 I still say our relationship needs more space. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1927 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1928 I think he has to go out 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1929 I'm not going to state the obvious, but christ, what an a**hole 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1930 Isn't your turn to take him out for a walk? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1931 I'm not being figurative. Look up. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1932 You can keep on ignoring it, but I still think it's a problem we have to discuss. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1933 Ignoring doesn't seem to be working! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1934 Did you have a post-election plan for him? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1935 Ignore him. He just wants attention. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1936 Should we talk about who's coming for Thanksgiving? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1937 Really? That wasn't you?! 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
1938 I wish we could talk about the mouse in the room instead. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1939 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1940 Can you think of an eight-letter word beginning with "e" and ending with "nt" besides "erumpent"? / 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
1941 Honey, your call. We can either talk now, or tomorrow it’s the 800-pound gorilla. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1942 Even the elephant in the room is left-leaning. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1943 I know, right? And fifty per cent off, too! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1944 I think the big elephant in the room is the big elephant in the room. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1945 Eventually we'll have to talk about it! 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
1946 Well, can't we at least talk about this? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1947 I know, I know, but can we please talk about something else for a change? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1948 And then there's the litter box! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1949 When I said you could bring home a souvenir from your safari trip, I was thinking a hat. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1950 Why, again, is it so important that the carpet doesn't roll up on the edges? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1951 He's here for the piano 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1952 Yes, everything is fine. Why do you ask? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1953 I know you want people to know your still a Republican, but this is ridiculous. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1954 He says he'll never forget he once lived here. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1955 Oh sure, ignore me and talk to the elephant. Ask him why he's in the room Albert! Why is he in the room? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1956 'This time, I ride and you shovel." 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1957 Your concern about ivory poachers has gone too far! 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1958 Okay I guess, but only until he turns to his left. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1959 Let me guess, you want a penny for my thoughts? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1960 That is NOT the elephant in the room I'm talking about! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1961 He's not voting for Trump either. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1962 Are we missing something? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1963 There's something I need to bring up... 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1964 Why does it always have to be 'the elephant in the room'? Why can't it be, say, 'the impala in the room'? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1965 I get the feeling that you're not telling me something. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1966 He hates it when we talk about him. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1967 If you would just seal that gap under the garage door ,we would not have this problem ! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1968 Darling, on the donation check, did you write 'pac' or 'pachyderm'? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1969 Did you pack his trunk? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1970 He won't go out. He's afraid he'll run into a nasty woman. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1971 Are you going to say something or shall I? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1972 Our therapist said we're supposed to talk to it. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1973 I'm just saying, I do not think probosciuity should not hinder anyone from becoming president. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1974 Now do you want to talk?" 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1975 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1976 Oh, now is never a good time for you. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1977 Can't you at least acknowledge the elephant in the room? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1978 Relax! If he's not house trained I'll take him back to SPCA 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1979 Must you always be so literal when we argue? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1980 Oh Yeah!? Then you clean his litter box. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1981 Nobody puts Baby in a corner. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1982 But you promised; no more rescue animals. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1983 Sorry, but he wouldn't fit in the basket with the other deplorables. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1984 Luckily, "into the lion's den" wasn't a metaphor that Tom was familiar with. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1985 Ok, so you're not speaking ,metaphorically. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1986 Oh nothing. What's new with you? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1987 I feel like we're forgetting something..... 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1988 Honey, put the paper down quickly! On the floor to your left. Just do it, OK? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1989 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1990 Nothing we've talked about can leave this room. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1991 No, it's YOUR turn to walk him. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1992 I've had enough, we are getting a mouse! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1993 Must you always bring up the obvious. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1994 They were out of Gorillas 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1995 I would prefer a donkey in the room. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1996 Well, he's definitely not getting a good review on Airbnb. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1997 Fine. Finish the paper before walking him. But if he has another accident, you’re cleaning it up. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1998 And then there's the smell. You can't pretend you don't smell that. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1999 You know...hon...today's my birthday... 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2000 I don't know what to tell you, Stew, the Health Department wouldn't sign off on the donkey. 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
2001 We just never talk about it. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2002 What will it take to get your attention? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2003 Honey, we have to quit the party. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2004 We need to talk about what happened to the gorilla. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2005 First it was the footprints in the butter, now the broken fence... 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2006 This editorial really brings the metaphor to life 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2007 It does take the fun out of being a Republican. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2008 If you don't want to talk about it, fine. I just don't want us to be accused of having started some metaphorical idiom. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2009 Couldn't we talk about something else for a change? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2010 I know he's a symbol and I appreciate all the trouble you've gone to but I cannot, will not vote for that man! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2011 I think there's bigger things in the room to talk about if that tail goes up! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2012 No big news? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2013 Surely, this isn't what they meant by "Adopt-an-Elephant!" 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2014 just another big ass republican taking over the room 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2015 The room just seems smaller since we traded in the couch. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2016 He didn't like the verbally abusive ringmaster. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2017 Just a reminder.....measure twice, adopt once. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2018 I don't see it, I can't find it, I don't know what you are talking about... 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2019 Not to bring up the lamp in the room, but... 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2020 Oh, look! The paper says the Circus is in town! 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2021 I think he ignores us on purpose. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2022 Thanks for letting me stop by. It's a jungle out there this time of year 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2023 Sometimes I feel like our marriage is one big clichè. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2024 What about the no pet clause? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2025 You are taking your loyalty to the Republican Party too far! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2026 I wanted a bird in the hand, but you said, 'let's think big!' 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2027 It's your birthday wish from 1982. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2028 I am just going to say it, there's an elephant in the room. 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
2029 Let's agree to ignore this. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2030 So when is your mother coming to visit? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2031 You want to keep that thing, you go hire Mike Pence to clean up behind it! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2032 You've referred to it many times. Now it's here. So what. . 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2033 How many times do I have to tell you that it is bigger than both of us! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2034 Look, the deal we made when Mittens was alive is still in force: I buy the litter and you clean out the box. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2035 Let's not talk about it. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2036 She is not! Mama's just big boned. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2037 Honest to God, I'm sick of it! Can't we discuss something else in the room? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2038 "Elephant? What elephant? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2039 You better move...Trump's about to speak again. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2040 He reminds me of an older you. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2041 Again...blocking my light. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2042 No, it's your turn to change the litter box. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2043 I thought this would help mask the metaphorical version. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2044 I don't have any idea what you're talking about. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2045 Nothing to talk about? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2046 Sydney, don't worry, he's only staying till the 9th. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2047 Well, are we going to address the elephant in the room? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2048 I'm praying that he's house broken! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2049 Can we please talk about something *besides* the elephant in the room? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2050 And as head of the Auburn Alumni Committee, you thought stealing their mascot was a good idea? I mean, if it were a cat or a duck i might be on board, but this! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2051 It's just until after the election. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2052 We used to be able to talk about anything. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2053 You know he doesn't like it when you talk about the size of his ears. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2054 When you say that we can't keep ignoring him, you're referring to the elephant right? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2055 Good idea, but do they make the kind of litter boxes we're gonna need? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2056 And they delivered it in less than an hour! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2057 Isn't it obvious? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2058 Ok, Honey, what's bothering you? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2059 Honey, can you tickle the ivory one more time? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2060 What's that smell? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2061 We'll tell him he's adopted next year. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2062 I don't care if his name is idiom, metaphor or cliche, I want him out of my house! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2063 Keep quiet dear, he doesn't know he is here. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2064 Well, Gary, we might as well address it now. Is he up to date on his shots? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2065 The vet called. He says it's going to be quintuplets. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2066 You can call it a cliché if you want but I still think we have to discuss it. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2067 I think the landlord's getting suspicious. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2068 Honey, I don't want to adopt again. There. I said it. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2069 I think it's time we talked about you know what 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2070 'Do you think ears are for show? I CAN HEAR YOU!' 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2071 It's your turn to clean up. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2072 We need to talk about the elephant in the room -- I hate this rug. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2073 honey, no offense but i just bathed the elephant, so i know its not her.....but you smell 1.2237 0.06908 76 66 3 7
2074 You can ignore me by reading the paper, but you can't ignore him. 1.2237 0.06649 76 65 5 6
2075 This is not what I meant when I said 'African Decor.' 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2076 Either we talk about it or you are going to clean up. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2077 I'm not ignoring it, I'm giving it the cold shoulder. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2078 No. Why? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2079 You're right, it's better than the gorilla. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2080 I think we need to think outside of the room. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2081 This is a good example, but I still don't think that 'bigly' is a real word. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2082 Why is it that every time I want to discuss something important, you want to talk about the elephant? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2083 He's trying his best to be inconspicuous. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2084 Who's going to tell Donald it's all over? 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2085 His poop is worse than his bite. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2086 I don't understand why we need to talk about it at all. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2087 . . . which reminds me of a cliché. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2088 He's got an allergy to what? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2089 We can talk about it or we can move. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2090 There is nothing to discuss! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2091 John we've been married 35 years I think we should talk about the elephant in the room 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2092 What do you mean, we're not going to talk about it? 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2093 Do you think he'll leave on November 9th? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2094 Some things are better left unsaid. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2095 Not much. I had some time to kill, so I stopped by the pet store. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2096 Nobody in this room is voting for Trump. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2097 Never tell an elephant he's hung like a horse. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2098 Don't worry, he'll move out on 9 November 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2099 Do you smell it, too? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2100 Can we talk about something else for a change? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2101 And he thought miss universe needed to lose weight... 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2102 It's not like you can just sweep this one under the rug. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2103 Just once I wish you'd resist saying the obvious. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2104 Another super delegate, another pile of crap. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2105 Have you noticed a faint odor of peanuts in the room? 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2106 Don't worry, it's just a Trump l'oeil. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2107 So I suppose you expect me to walk him like the last elephant? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2108 First an 800 pound gorilla in the room, now an elephant. Can't we just talk to each other? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2109 I don't see the gorilla, and the bull's in the shop. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2110 Elephant? What elephant? 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
2111 It's your mother back to haunt us. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2112 Give me one good reason why I can't have a mouse. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2113 You left the garage door open again. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2114 Can we please not talk about it? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2115 He wants his girlfriend to move in. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2116 Is there something we should be talking about? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2117 It's your turn to let him sit in your lap. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2118 Just ignore it. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2119 Oh, so you want to talk about the elephant in the room now, but not when our therapist asks about it? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2120 I don't know. Where did you last see the leash? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2121 I'll be so glad when the election's over. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2122 Sure, it's housebroken, but I'm more worried about a broken house. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2123 That inflatable beast will go in our yard over my dead body. 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
2124 Oh, I don’t know, Karl – what do YOU want to talk about? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2125 The GOP has more troubles than I thought. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2126 How 'bout them Cubs? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2127 You are absolutely sure nothing is wrong? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2128 What makes you think I'm hiding something? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2129 You're the dumbo. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2130 I think a donkey would restore some balance. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2131 I told you, they become very big. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2132 Honestly? I'd rather have you make mountains out of molehills. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2133 I'm not being figurative. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2134 You and your damn cliches. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2135 The elephant in the room is this elephant in the room. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2136 This I can tell you, whatever the lying media may say, that elephant is huge. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2137 We need a bigger living room. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2138 Putin wants out. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2139 All right, I'll walk him this week, but you have to clean up. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2140 It's a metaphor, Charles, a metaphor! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2141 I did look at puppies! But he was so cute. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2142 But what if "the elephant in the room" is actually an elephant IN THE ROOM! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2143 Even if I agree to take down the yard sign? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2144 What's your cat's name? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2145 Isn't it obvious? She's upset he called her a fatso. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2146 I appreciate your extended analysis of my evolving sex drive, Harry, but I was referring to the actual elephant. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2147 I'm worried about that too, but I think we'd have to feed it first. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2148 Why do we have to talk about it? Can't we just get it out of here? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2149 I know you addressed it, but that didn't make it go away. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2150 I am mostly worried that our cleaning lady will quit. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2151 Your choice, get the peanuts or get the shovel 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2152 No, ignoring it will not just make it go away... 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2153 There was no elephant in the room before we started discussing one. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2154 It's a thoughtless gift. I'm a democrat. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2155 Do you remember what we were talking about? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2156 No, nothing's wrong. Why do you ask? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2157 Call the mahout, Dear; I think she needs to go for a walk. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2158 Do you smell peanuts ? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2159 Anything else new? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2160 I cannot believe these people are acting like they can't see me! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2161 Once he's potty trained you'll barely notice him 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2162 It's just not what I had in mind when I agreed to adopt a "rescue". 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2163 'Okay, and we won't talk about the loser in the room either.' 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2164 Hold it in, Fred. This is your big chance to really impress them and finally make partner. Don't take a massive dump on the rug. You got this. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2165 Let's not talk about it. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2166 I forgot what I was going to say. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2167 I could have sworn I put the bowl of peanuts on this table. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2168 Did I mention I found mice droppings in the kitchen this afternoon? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2169 But in this case, Henry, the 'elephant in the room" is, in fact, an elephant. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2170 It's your turn to walk him, 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2171 She's upset because the neighbor's hyena said the color gray makes her look fat. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2172 I thought you said our daughter has a dumb beau. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2173 Its your turn to walk him. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2174 Why can't you just forget about it? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2175 I think we need to talk about this in another room. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2176 Just when you are trying to distance yourself from the other party! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2177 He feels like there's no room to grow in this relationship. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2178 Is it my imagination or has the GOP gotten a little...smelly? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2179 I always assumed it represented your fascination with Internet porn, but now you're saying we've been living with an actual elephant in the room all these years? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2180 I'd rather not discuss it. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2181 It's your turn to take her for a walk. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2182 Trust me, dung is the fuel of the future. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2183 All you ever want to talk about is the elephant in the room! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2184 I'm not voting Republican, George, and this power of suggestion thing is not going to work. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2185 If Trump wins he'll be packing his trunk! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2186 Where is that 800-pound gorilla when we need him? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2187 Our son used to be a closet Republican. No more. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2188 No, I don't want to talk about it. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2189 You can't be serious. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2190 I told you these chairs would crowd the room. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2191 I said "elephant ear plant," not "plant elephant here." 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2192 You have a fly on your forehead. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2193 Your turn to walk him. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2194 I think he wants to go out. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2195 Let's not even discuss it. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2196 It seems that our 'little girl' was in the neighbor's Petunia bed again! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2197 If I agree not to ask how he got in, could I at least ask how he will get out? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2198 If you’re not crazy about this idea, you’re really going to hate the tiger in the backyard. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2199 Well, Ethan's frenemy had a trapeze artist at his birthday party, and things just sort of escalated from there. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2200 It's existential. It's a gray area. It's too big to get my head around. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2201 Its only for the weekend. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2202 Well, if we're not going to talk about it, we need a bigger room. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2203 I don't want to talk about the fact that there is literally an elephant in the room. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2204 I was speaking metaphorically! Now take him back to the zoo 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2205 He's only staying here until his party returns to normal. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2206 It’s just for two days. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2207 Did you have to feed him beans?!! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2208 Well he said, " It's going to be huge, HUGE! " 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2209 Why? Does she ever talk about us? 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
2210 If you don't take him out for a walk, we will likely lose the dining room! 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2211 I preferred the campaign promise of 'a chicken in every pot' to what this 2016 election delivered. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2212 It seemed like a great deal at the trunk show 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2213 Literally. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2214 It's not if--it's when. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2215 You see honey, now we never have to talk about our real issues. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2216 Joe, we just can't afford the peanuts anymore 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2217 It's just an expression. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2218 All we ever talk about is the elephant in the room 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2219 Don't say it. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2220 Can we discuss the people in the room 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2221 I adopted him as a therapy pet to help my early memory loss. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2222 The six blind men are gone, but we both know there's still a problem. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2223 Does this light make my butt look big? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2224 How can we move when our rent is peanuts? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2225 I can't believe he forgot our anniversary. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2226 When do the creepy clowns arrive? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2227 My therapist thinks it will help. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2228 Nothing is going to change. I'll still be the one you ignore. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2229 Do you think the elephant in the room is actually the elephant in the room? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2230 Just what we need, an elephant with a peanut allergy. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
2231 Be honest -- does this room make my butt look big? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2232 The elephant? It's a free gift for everyone who votes. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2233 OK, OK, already.......I get it. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2234 I'd rather ignore the donkey in the room... it's the lesser of two evils. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2235 I hate self-fulfilling idioms. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2236 All right, now let's try ignoring it again. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2237 We've ignored talking about it for years. Why start now? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2238 It's either Tiny or me! 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
2239 I've been cleaning all day. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2240 Hard not to state the obvious. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2241 Hey, you're the one who wanted to go to therapy. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2242 I just know there's something you're not telling me. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2243 He can stay, you need to go. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2244 And the same thing will happen if I mention the 800lb gorilla? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2245 OK Harry. I agree it's gotten out of hand. He goes but only AFTER you get rid of the donkey. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2246 I have only to say "sit" and the argument is over - for good. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2247 Have you Googled 'Elephant removal?' 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2248 Hurry and check Classifieds and see if anyone's missing something obvious. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2249 remember the last time we waited to walk him? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2250 I think its time to talk about how our apartment just isn't big enough for you to help all stray animals. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2251 Don't mind him, eventually we'll sweep him under the carpet 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2252 Which "elephant in the room" are you talking about? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2253 Don't talk about it. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2254 I'm getting sick and tired of being called The Queen of Denial! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2255 Um, is there something we need to talk about? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2256 i don't see the problem. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2257 You can ignore him all you want but it is your turn to walk the elephant. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2258 Your first safari too? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2259 Honestly, I've never felt closer to you. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2260 Well, we'll soon know if it is real.......the people below will start complaining. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2261 I had an urge to tickle the ivory, okay? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2262 I knew there was a reason this timeshare was so cheap. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2263 Can we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2264 Do you smell peanuts? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2265 We're gonna need more kitty litter. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2266 So are we going to address this lamp in the room? My pet elephant doesn't like the lamp. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2267 I once heard a bit of advice that I thought was absolutely ridiculous until now: "When playing musical chairs with an elephant, let the elephant win." 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2268 You'd better show him where you put the litter box. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2269 I think he'll go away if we stop paying him any more attention. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2270 Should we discuss the lamp in the room? 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2271 At least everything is out in the open now. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2272 At this point I think we have to do more than just talk about it. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2273 "Lets return it and get the donkey........its litter box trained". 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2274 No! I said I don't want to talk about it! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2275 I don't think that witness protection is working for the GOP. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2276 He made the elephant great again! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2277 Don't even mention it! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2278 He's been sulking ever since the convention. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2279 Just LOVE what you've done to the place! 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2280 What we need to address is who's going to clean his litter box? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2281 His name is Donald 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2282 Did you remember to vote? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2283 I know you’re nonpartisan – don't get a donkey. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2284 Looks like the GOP circus is in town. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2285 Honey, is this your way of telling me you're going to vote for the Republican candidate? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2286 Really, Frank? You don't even smell it? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2287 I'm teaching him how to wipe his feet. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2288 And that donkey you swept under the rug--are they house trained? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2289 I feel like there's something we need to discuss. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2290 See?...THAT'S the difference between donkey and ass! 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2291 You staring at me like that is extremely distracting. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2292 But honey, they stole our donkey. 1.2083 0.06834 72 63 3 6
2293 Why do you always take everything I say so literally? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2294 "Elephant in the room?" If I had a nickel every time I've heard that. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2295 It's not a cliche when it's literally true 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2296 Well they certainly don't promote the fact that the b's in Airbnb stand for Barnum & Bailey. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2297 Darling, we seem to be out of vodka. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2298 The Republicans could have just mailed us a voting guide, instead. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2299 You're sleeping with my sister and the elephant in the room?! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2300 Peter, your drinking seems to be getting out of hand. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2301 Just this once maybe we can talk about something other than Donald Trump. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2302 Yes, I know we have to talk about it! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2303 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2304 I think you know what we need to talk about. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2305 It's hard to ignore the Republicans in the room. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2306 There is nothing you can do that will convince me to vote Republican this year. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2307 His memory is unbelievable but very selective....he can recall 2000 & 2004 in great detail. But 2008 & 2012--nada. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2308 No, I don't think you drink too much. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2309 Finally, the elephant in the room, IS "The Elephant In The Room" 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2310 The vet says he and the donkey will perk up after the election. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2311 I heard it's leaving on November the 8th. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2312 I much preferred the gorilla. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2313 'I can't wait for this election cycle to end...' 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2314 I'm getting this eerie feeling that you're not telling me something. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2315 How many times must I remind you to call the exterminator? 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2316 Nice try, but we're still going to talk about you voting for Trump. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2317 We've been talking about it for months and it hasn't gone away. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2318 What do you mean "What elephant?" He's been standing there for thirty years. 1.2083 0.06834 72 63 3 6
2319 My family? I thought he was yours. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2320 I can't wait until the election is over. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2321 Once again, you are going to leave it to me to address the elephant in the room 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2322 Stay alert. She always rolls to the right. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2323 For God's sake Harold, he didn't JUST follow you home! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2324 I prefer not to talk about it. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2325 For once, let’s talk about the real elephant in the room. Are you seriously voting for Trump? 1.2083 0.06834 72 63 3 6
2326 Don't throw that paper away. I need it for his crate. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2327 The Republicans are still in a time out, I see. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2328 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2329 All we ever do is talk, talk, talk about it! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2330 Okay...Truth be told...He followed me home from our honeymoon...Are you even listening to me? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2331 Ordinarily I'd agree, but there actually IS an elephant in the room. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2332 I really thought he'd leave after the election. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2333 How about a trunk sale? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2334 He still takes less room than Donald Trump. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2335 God help us if she eliminates. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2336 I smell gas! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2337 Subletting to the director of the zoo was not a good idea. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2338 I want a divorce 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2339 The Trump in the room. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2340 Can you at least acknowledge there's no air freshener in the room? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2341 Isn't that a figurative, not literal, expression? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2342 What!? You can't miss it. It's on my right and your left. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2343 The circus was in town. End of discussion. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2344 Never send an elephant to do a Donkey's job 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2345 The suspense is killing me. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2346 OK, he can stay tonight, but tomorrow he's got to find a new party to represent. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2347 You're ignoring the Republican in the room 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2348 I'm pretty sure it will be gone for good the day after the election! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2349 Okay! You win! I admit there's an elephant in the room. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2350 I really don't think there's anything we haven't talked about honey! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2351 He doesn't let on we're even in the room! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2352 Our lack of intimacy is not the proverbial elephant in the room that needs discussing! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2353 Let's talk about it tomorrow. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2354 Something you wanna talk about? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2355 Supporting the Republicans is one thing dear, this is another 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2356 Is it close in here or is it just me? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2357 He's ashamed to show his face. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2358 You're a Republican, act like it. 1.2083 0.06834 72 63 3 6
2359 Honey, let's quit the bnb listings. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2360 Fine. I grant you that there's no more mouse problem. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2361 No I would not prefer your mother moving in! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2362 How’s that pooper-scooper law looking now? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2363 Sometimes we should ignore our therapist's ideas. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2364 It's getting harder and harder to ignore. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2365 I told you not to check into a Trump hotel before the election. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2366 Are we also not talking about clean-up duty? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2367 And how 'bout this lovely fall weather we've been having! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2368 No, I said try not to think about an elephant. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2369 He's 18 now. We can't make him stay. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2370 If you're not going to talk about it, can you at least put the paper under it when you're done? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2371 We just have to discuss...the Cubs being in the World Series. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2372 NO! You squeeze the toothpaste wrong! 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2373 I made him a dinner he never forgot 1.2083 0.06834 72 63 3 6
2374 What did you say you want to talk about? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2375 I'm leaving you. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2376 Your party loyalty is getting out of hand. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2377 Just thought I'd test your ability to ignore things. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2378 That rug really ties the room together. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2379 Lets name him Metaphor 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2380 No... I mean the real elephant in the room 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2381 Cute... but, we're Democrats. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2382 Nice weather we're having. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2383 Can't you even consider the possibility that it's not a stray and someone might be looking for it? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2384 Let's ignore the Republican in the room. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2385 I forgot what I was going to say. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2386 There's an old cliche that needs to be discussed immediately. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2387 I'm just happy we're talking about it. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2388 I think My mind is being taken over by this election.... 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2389 Define 'room.' 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2390 Alls I know is Airbnb said it was in Dumbo. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2391 The jackass in in the other room, we’re still undecided. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2392 Two weeks BEFORE the Election and the party is already asking us to store this?!? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2393 So, how was your day? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2394 A rather bold move to show your support don't you think? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2395 You know very well the elephant in this room is that bimbo you call a secretary! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2396 Well, I'm not going to say it either. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2397 Bill. I want a divorce. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2398 He's on loan from the RNC. Can we keep him? 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2399 I'm pretty sure he's talking about us, too. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2400 Don't look so surprised, dear. We need to talk. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2401 He wants to go out. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2402 I can't wait till this election is finally over and it will be the three of us again! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2403 That's not the end of the election process I'd like to discuss. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2404 You get her leash and I'll follow behind in the front end loader. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2405 Well, you'd think he would remember the way out. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2406 Morton has always been very concrete with his metaphors. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2407 John, do I need to tell you this relationship isn't working? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2408 Are you going to continue to pretend that it's not there? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2409 She always ignores the people in the room. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2410 Let's not talk politics tonight. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2411 He absolutely denies ever being in a room. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2412 I remember when he was a cute baby elephant. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2413 It's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2414 Would you have preferred the 800 lb. gorilla? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2415 I'll be glad when this election's over. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2416 I felt sorry for him. He said his life was a circus. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2417 All we ever talk about is the elephant in the room. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2418 That Really Tied the Room Together 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2419 Sure, we have some problems but I never thought it was a big deal. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2420 No, why do you ask? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2421 But we're independents. Is this supposed to help us decide? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2422 If you had registered as a democrat like I asked,we wouldn't have this problem! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2423 It's time I told you, Clyde; Jumbo is not really your son. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2424 He was on sale from Ringling Brothers. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2425 Well, it's better than a skeleton in the closet. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2426 I don't care if he did follow you home, you can't keep him. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2427 I thought you said it was just an expression!" " I thought you said it was just an expression! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2428 I know you don't want to talk about it, but ... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2429 NOW will you talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2430 You're more than a little behind. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2431 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2432 As a woman, I really feel the GOP candidate is violating my personal space 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2433 I'd rather not discuss it. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2434 I don't care if he is endangered. This isn't an ark, and you aren't Noah. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2435 Guess what?" "Elephant butt! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2436 No, I don't think he got in through the pet door. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2437 And nearby hangs a tail. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2438 We have acknowledged the elephant in the room, now, the question is who is taking him out for a walk 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2439 But Frank, there must be a more efficient way to prevent poaching. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2440 We know it's a circus but this is ridiculous. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2441 A Trumpet could mean a bowel movement. Let's get out of here. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2442 But dear, I got him for you. You said you are dung hoe about gardening. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2443 He promises to leave on Wednesday. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2444 Do you have to be so subtle about my mom coming to stay for a month? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2445 No, he can't sit anywhere he wants. He isn't an 800 pound gorilla 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2446 I feel we really need to talk about something but I can't remember what it is. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2447 No,really,we have to talk about it. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2448 It's just a saying, you know. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2449 I thought we agreed not to talk politics! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2450 No, I'm pretty sure we've covered everything. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2451 I've told you three times--*nothing's* the matter. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2452 Out of the room November 8. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2453 I say we put a big sectional sofa in here! That way we can both stretch out. They can deliver it Tuesday the 8th which is perfect because there is nothing important going on. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2454 I had to give her a time out. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2455 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2456 When are we going to discuss the ass in the room? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2457 He's just waiting to be acknowledged. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2458 Well, I'll give you a hint: It's not the lamp in the room that we should probably talk about. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2459 Your turn to take him out. DON'T FORGET THE SHOVEL! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2460 Ignore it all you want, but it won't be gone unti November 9th. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2461 No, you get the shovel. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2462 I wonder if he knows, that we know he's in here... 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2463 OK, fine. If I agree to talk about the elephant in the room, will he finally go away? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2464 You know that any caption contest entry about 'the elephant in the room' doesn't stand a chance, right? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2465 Really, Do you have to be so literal? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2466 What elephant? It's just a mirage of Trump pretending not to be a donkey. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2467 Where's the donkey? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2468 Honey, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2469 Oh, don't mention it. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2470 Let me guess, there is an elephant in the room. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2471 Do you expect me to cook for both of you? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2472 Well you have to admit that the room seems a lot bigger since we got rid of the 800-pound gorilla 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2473 Is this the new elephant in the room, or the old one? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2474 I try not to think about it. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2475 If you think Trump's a problem, consider this: the maid just quit. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2476 I swear I hear the kitchen faucet dripping again. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2477 He looked cold, so I let him in. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2478 No more excuses, we need a high volume toilet! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2479 Is there? I hadn't noticed. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2480 I don't know about you, but I plan on ignoring it. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2481 It's just until the election's over, and then we'll let him free. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2482 5 letters across, starts with T: Makes loud noises and habitually hurls mud. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2483 We'd be better off just getting him stuffed. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2484 Can we stop talking about him? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2485 It is time we talked about the elephant in the room 1.1972 0.06838 71 63 2 6
2486 What do you mean you don't want to talk about it? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2487 That's not the grey I had in mind. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2488 "Honey, what are your plans with the Trump piñata? You have two more weeks, max 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2489 It's not funny anymore. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2490 Next time I want vaulted ceilings. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2491 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2492 How much longer are we going to go before we address that godawful rug? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2493 Why did you think that naming it would help? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2494 Is it me, or is there something we should be talking about? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2495 I don't know where the Republican Party goes after Trump, but it isn't here. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2496 Is this our therapist's idea of a joke? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2497 I thought you said you'd closed the door. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2498 But Marty, it was the last one left at the Barney's trunk sale! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2499 I don't want to talk about it. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2500 It is Donald Trump's favorite pet peeve. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2501 I think it's time for us to clear the air now. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2502 Darn, what's that phrase again for the obvious problem that everyone is ignoring? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2503 I haven't followed politics in a while. What's new? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2504 I told you we should have left that elephant under the table. 1.1972 0.06838 71 63 2 6
2505 I know what it is, and I don't need to keep hearing you say it. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2506 Plus there's still that unicorn in the garden. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2507 Dear, I think it's time you took him for his nightly rampage. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2508 No! I am certainly not going to pull his finger. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2509 Really? You're telling me you can't see it? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2510 Let's talk about something else. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2511 He's also scared of mice, but at least he won't forget our anniversary. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2512 Well, Mr. Figure of Speech, we have to, because I just Googled it: every 6 hours and 20 pounds a pop." 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2513 This is your week to clean the house. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2514 Voting Democrat; need the space! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2515 -------- in the room" meaning an unspoken presence. "Honey, what is an 8 letter word for... 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2516 Honey, it's just our imagination. Everything is just fine. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2517 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2518 We need to talk. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2519 She's waiting patiently for you to walk her. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2520 I think he wants to go out. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2521 So you showed them that the bylaws permit elephants as 'comfort animals'. Now what? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2522 What elephant, Honey? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2523 Mary, we need to talk about your volunteer work at the rescue shelter. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2524 Must you always be so graphic? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2525 I think it's time we discussed the humans in the room. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2526 Fine. But you're cleaning up after him. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2527 Was that you? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2528 Let's talk about what?? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2529 So where's the fly on the wall? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2530 Honey, not yet - he's still in the room... 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2531 What do you mean you don't see it... It's an elephant! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2532 I won't mention it if you don't. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2533 We need to discuss the elephant in the room...these tiny, uncomfortable chairs. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2534 We can talk about it on Nov 9th. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2535 Okay 41 across..Large pachyderm....No don't tell me it's on the tip of my tongue...ummm. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2536 Address it! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2537 I know. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2538 I don't care if it is a rescue animal. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2539 It's your turn to ignore! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2540 you pick it up next time..... 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2541 Speaking of Republican asses... 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2542 I don't want to sound cliche but... 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2543 Is there anything in that paper about a missing elephant? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2544 Mr. Trump never is subtle 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2545 I think we should discuss it before he does something we will both regret. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2546 Race in America? I thought it was our sex life. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2547 I think you're missing something really big! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2548 You are losing it. There is no elephant in this room. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2549 He's just pissed because I wouldn't make him an 800-pound gorilla costume. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2550 I don't mind that your parents are Republicans, but agreeing to watch their pet while they're away is ridiculous. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2551 I think you are taking the Party support too far. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2552 Was there something we needed to talk about? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2553 Maybe it was okay having him around early in the primaries, but that was then and this is now. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2554 I mean that literally. And we have to deal with it. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2555 I was not being trite. I really did mean "literally" 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2556 I am not even going to say it Honey, it just to easy! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2557 Looks like the GOP Establishment got kicked out of the Tea Party next door. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2558 We're going to need a bigger litter box. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2559 YOU get under there, Mr. Twister champ. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2560 i thought you said he was a horse's ass 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2561 Can we just forget about it? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2562 Dear, put the paper down and there is something we have to talk about. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2563 If you haven't been eating all those peanuts, then please tell me who the hell is? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2564 What's a three letter word for donkey? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2565 You can't blame that on the dog. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2566 Really? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2567 It's time to address the G.O.P nominee in the room. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2568 What a relief! When you called me at work and said you wanted to discuss the elephant in the room, I figured I was in big trouble. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2569 What elephant in the room? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2570 Do you think he knows we voted early? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2571 What is an eight letter word for Savannah pooper? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2572 I still don't want to discuss it. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2573 We're going to need bigger pooper scooper. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2574 WHY won't you talk about it? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2575 He may resent us now for kicking him out, but he’ll thank us later after he learns to get by on his own. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2576 It's glaringly obvious you're ignoring me. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2577 There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2578 What I want to know is how do you get the elephant out of the room. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2579 I'M SORRY! Comey's October Surprise was the only chance at the big house. Damn that early voting. 1.1972 0.06838 71 63 2 6
2580 Which room? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2581 It's a metaphor for our mutual disinterest. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2582 Who do you think drew him here? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2583 We need to talk. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2584 Ok, I'll go get the leash while you drive the pooper-scooper around front. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2585 I don't want to say anything but I think he's in the wrong room. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2586 Darling, would you bring our guest a chair? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2587 He's demanding a recount. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2588 Can't we please STOP talking about the elephant in the room? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2589 Wonder if elephants have hindsight? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2590 David, I was speaking *metaphorically.* 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2591 I know you said, 'marry me, marry my elephant' but does he have to spend every day in the house with us?! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2592 Of course he's depressed - he knows he has to vote for Hillary. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2593 What elephant in the room? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2594 So...we're not going to talk about her, but can we do something about the damn smell? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2595 Exactly which elephant are you talking about? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2596 The GOP? Well, this year they ARE behind. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2597 No politics. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2598 I don't do cliches 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2599 "Do you think he'll ever forget us? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2600 What's a meta for? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2601 I know it's tough to be a proud Republican these days, but we should let him go outside. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2602 Alexa, how do I eliminate pet odor? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2603 He's moving out as soon as he pays off his student debt. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2604 Ok, someone has to bring this up.....How on earth do we get the elephant out of the room.... 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2605 Don't you think it's time we talked about it? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2606 well, you’re never using one click shopping again… 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2607 Tell me again -- Trump can't win, right? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2608 Did you order the litter like I asked you to? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2609 Look, I'm sorry, but we've GOT to talk about him. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2610 I've exhausted my genteelisms 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2611 No, I said I live WITH Dumbo. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2612 They said she'd bring our blood pressure down. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2613 I see a lot of gray area in this election. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2614 What I asked for dear, was an ivory accented trunk. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2615 Hey honey, get a load of this stupid cartoon in the New Yorker. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2616 Hurry up and figure it out. In 15 minutes, I have to be in another room. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2617 Okay, if you insist, we can talk about it. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2618 I'm not falling for that elephant in the room trick again. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2619 Yes, of course I'm speaking metaphorically. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2620 But it's really difficult not to talk about it. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2621 If we don't talk about him, maybe he'll just go away. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2622 I'll bet he gets trampled. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2623 But he was such a cute puppy! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2624 Bit of a cliché, don`t you think? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2625 Sorry, honey, I forgot. What were we talking about? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2626 It's like you don't even want to talk about it. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2627 Of curse I'm a loyal Republican, but I don't see why it has to hide out at our house. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2628 No!... It's YOUR turn to change the litter box! 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2629 I told you, there's no such thing as a teacup elephant. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2630 Harold, can you really dispute that our life has become a cliche? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2631 Is it blocking your light? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2632 Have you built a boat in the basement too? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2633 There's something we need to talk about. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2634 I actually wanted to talk about the metaphorical one. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2635 and we don't have to make any donations to the zoo fund for 30 years 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2636 This is really bugging me. Is it "The Emperor has no clothes . . . ?" 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2637 Face reality, honey—she’s pregnant. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2638 I think Slow-Pokey wants to go out, dear. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2639 I've addressed the elephant in the room. It's ours. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2640 We should have gone with the RINO. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2641 I'm not acknowledging it, per se. I'm just saying that I'm tired of picking up 400 pounds of manure everyday. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2642 "See honey? Isn't it better just to suppress our feelings when we disagree on topics we're deeply, emotionally invested in? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2643 I'd be really worried if there were also a mouse in the room. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2644 Well, are we going to talk about it? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2645 I think he wants us out of the room. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2646 This place is a zoo! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2647 If it's not one circus,it's another. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2648 Save the Circus Animals my foot! Couldn't we have rescued a kitten instead? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2649 I think a two bedroom with a jungle view would be perfect 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2650 Do you smell peanuts? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2651 They were fresh out of chihuahuas. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2652 Do you smell something? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2653 So then what is stopping us, if we both want to talk about it!? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2654 There must be an easier way to flatten the rug. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2655 What was wrong with the giraffe? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2656 I'm not the one who said anything would be better than the 800-pound gorilla. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2657 It's the Republican parties 'Last Hurrah!' 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2658 I'm sure it's your turn! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2659 There must be something besides Trump we could talk about. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2660 I don't care about your affair with Debra. There is something else we need to talk about right now. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2661 Your therapy pachyderm squashed my support Schnauzer. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2662 I'm talking about a REAL elephant in the room. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2663 OLYPHANT! I said I like Tim OLYPHANT. 1.1972 0.06838 71 63 2 6
2664 It wasn't funny the FIRST time you "rang for the butler!" 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2665 Well yes.....but why not just a lawn sign. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2666 "Pin the tail on the donkey" just took another meaning. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2667 Did you happen to ... never mind. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
2668 We REALLY can't ignore this one. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2669 I think I've got the better end of the argument. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2670 I still think that Aladdin is a perfect name for your pet. Clearly that is some magic carpet. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2671 He's pouting to get attention. Just ignore him. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2672 Must you always be so literal?" 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2673 Your point being? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2674 We need to either talk about it or find a shovel and a bucket. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2675 Junior may be getting too big for time-out. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2676 Ok, so talking about it was Plan A. Plan B is going to involve peanuts and a tranquilizer gun. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2677 You said you'd do ANYTHING to save this marriage, Harry. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2678 I'm not normally one for clichés but I think we really should talk about this 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2679 Now can we address the 300 square-foot apartment? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2680 Now you do you remember 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2681 Anything else? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2682 Yes, Dear, I notice it too - the thermostat's broken again! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2683 Nooo... I'm pretty sure you said living in DUMBO. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2684 I think it's time we discuss.....you know.... 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2685 I don't understand why we can't host game night. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2686 It's your turn to walk him. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2687 I know you are Trump supporter but do you have to be obvious about it? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2688 No, you're the dumbo! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2689 He's afraid to go outside until Trump leaves the party. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2690 It's not always just an expression. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2691 The ad says, "DUMBO adjacent." 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2692 I don't care if it's the only ethical way to own ivory!!! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2693 Let's talk about your discomfort with me talking about what you avoid. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2694 There's something we need to talk about. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2695 I think there is, uh, what do you call "an obvious issue we are unwilling to discuss?" 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2696 At least when I over imbibe, they're pink. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2697 I thought it was a metaphor. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2698 I bought him to take our mind off of the election. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2699 So, is the ‘truth we want to ignore’ staying for dinner? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2700 I don't know if we should have traded the 800 pound gorilla for it. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2701 At a minimum, we'll need a wheelbarrow and shovel and a new rug. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2702 NOW can we discuss the 800 pound gorilla? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2703 Look in the "Troubleshooting" section 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2704 You know, we are definitely not going to just sweep this under the rug. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2705 You read sports page to relax...give me an elephant any day. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2706 Just a cliche? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2707 He can't find his birth certificate 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2708 I told you ignorance is not bliss! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2709 Does it feel like there's an elephant in the room or is it just me? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2710 Your mother called to ask if we voted. I'll take the Arts and Leisure page when you're finished with it. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2711 The giraffe was already in the refrigerator 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2712 George!The elephant in the room IS an elephant! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2713 Maybe you should have looked up the meaning of pachyderm before you bought the ticket. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2714 Lets keep ignoring it until it defecates or gives birth. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2715 This negative campaining is oppressive. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2716 Are you sure this skirt doesn't make me look fat? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2717 We have started the process of releasing him back into the wild. Today we find out if he is ready to attack unfamiliar humans rather than ask them for food. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2718 Fine, thanks, and how was work? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2719 I'm the only one for Trump in the precinct, so the party said I could keep him until election day. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2720 Now can we talk about it? 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
2721 Lock her up! 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
2722 To be honest, I preferred the Gorilla. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2723 It's time to walk him. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2724 We need to talk about the marriage in the room. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2725 I'm telling you we need a huge tent to deal with this. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2726 I'm for supporting the republicans as much as you but I think we might have finally crossed some kind of line here 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2727 HENRY, ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2728 Do you like it? It's a metaphor for your 22 year old lover. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2729 I've been struggling whether to tell you, but there's a fly on the lampshade. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2730 He wants to talk about the lighting in the room. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2731 At least he got rid of the 700 pound gorilla. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2732 I wish that you never signed up for the RNC. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2733 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2734 There's a saying but I forget what it is. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2735 Which came first, the elephant or the room? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2736 Well, can we at least name it? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2737 All you do is sit and read. I want us to go out. Just the three of us. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2738 I'd rather have an 800-pound gorilla. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2739 I say we talk about it. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2740 I heard a 'Who' too 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2741 Did you remember to pick up the T-R-A-N-Q-U-I-L-I-Z-E-R? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2742 Can we please talk about something else? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2743 If you say, "Tusk, Tusk" one more time, I'm going to shove you up this elephant's ass. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2744 No. I'm sick of talking about it. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2745 You know it's just a phrase, right? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2746 It's your job to clean up after our metaphorical idioms. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2747 Harold, we need to talk...and if there was a ever a time to use the word "literally" correctly, it's most certainly now. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2748 We just have to learn to get past the elephant in the room. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2749 Of course this is about the elephant in the room!! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2750 When I said the GOP could hide out here until after the election this is not what I had in mind. 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
2751 We never should have invited him to the party. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2752 He used to be at the main office of Wells Fargo. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2753 So, we're just not going to talk about it? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2754 Like how much it annoys me when you say "literally," when you mean "figuratively?" 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2755 Do you smell peanuts? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2756 I know, I know, but can we PRETEND to ignore it tonight? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2757 It's only temporary, dear. Once the election's over, he's got to face the public again. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2758 You made your point. The "rescue" stripper was not the worst possible choice. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2759 He came with a shovel and a wheelbarrow. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2760 I still say it looks like his comb-over to me. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2761 [no caption at all] 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2762 Let's get right down to it without acknowleging the obvious, shall we. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2763 I said I don't want to talk about it. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2764 Yes you are too literal! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2765 She finds bedbugs. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2766 Literally Literally Literally 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2767 If you just put the paper down, I'm sure you would see it 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2768 The elephant in the room is 'an elephant in the room'! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2769 Did they even see the elephant when they built this house? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2770 I knew we should've voted democratic this year. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2771 I feel like there's something you're not saying. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2772 I always assumed it represented the sorry state of our 401(k), but now you're telling me we've been living with an actual elephant in the room all this time. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2773 I don't know, maybe we downsized too much. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2774 .... 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2775 Hand me that paper, this could get messy... 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2776 Hey, remember when I said "There's an elephant in the room," like figuratively, and you said, "We should totally get a real elephant and put it in the room!"? Yeah. We shouldn't drink so much. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2777 Can we talk about the people in the room? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2778 Wait a sec...where did you get that newspaper?? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2779 Well, you have to admit, it's a great conversation piece. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2780 But just to play it safe tell him again his stay is over after November 8th. Then my mother can return. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2781 Could you, PLEASE read somewhere else? You're entering my personal space! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2782 Thank God he's housebroken. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2783 Is there a draft in here? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2784 Where's the Tic Tac's? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2785 You might as well admit it, you're a republican! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2786 They're big in Europe. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2787 Any unusual stories in the papers? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2788 He's a rescue animal. I got him away from a donkey who was beating him. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2789 It's hard to ignore this end of the elephant in the room. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2790 Joan, just get it off your chest, I'm starting to feel claustrophobic. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2791 It's the end of the Republican party as we know it. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2792 No, it's not considered a metaphor when the figure of speech is literally applicable. It's just annoying! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2793 Don't worry honey. It won't become president. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2794 Don't say it. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2795 Have you seen the cat? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2796 A sleeping dog would have been more affordable. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2797 This is the last time we're pet-sitting for Noah. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2798 "It's your turn to walk him". 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2799 John, it's your turn to walk him. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2800 She'll never admit it, but I think she forgot why she came in here. 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
2801 He hasn't wagged his tail since the election. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2802 I thought we agreed, no politics after dinner. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2803 "What's that expression again that describes an obvious truth that is being addressed? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2804 Don't you think you're taking this republican thing a little bit to far. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2805 Don't let it bother you -- after all, he's ignoring the humans in the room. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2806 Must you always be so literal? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2807 Your mother's lease is up in December? 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
2808 Do I even need to say it? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2809 Phew! What made you think you could sneak that one by me? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2810 The safari guide did say animal viewing was guaranteed. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2811 I think he's been talking about us. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2812 No, YOU take him for his walk! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2813 'He just wants you to acknowledge him, that's all.' 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2814 If he farts one more time, I'm leaving you. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2815 Although some might argue that there is such a thing as taking party pride too far. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2816 Honey... You're not thinking of voting Republican, are you? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2817 He's getting teased at school about Donald Trump. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2818 Can't we ever talk about something else? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2819 Maybe we're going about this the wrong way. How about we turn off the light, sit very quietly and simply stop acknowledging it altogether? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2820 I don't want to talk about it. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2821 Must we always bring the elephant into THIS room? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2822 I don't want to talk about it! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2823 'Elephant in the room'? His name is Simon, and don't talk about him like he can't hear us. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2824 I told you we should have stuck witrh the Trump yard sign. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2825 Look, it's either him or it's Hillary. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2826 Okay, Gerry - I bought the pinata, now you get to fill it. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2827 I feel so lucky that we can talk about anything. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2828 Let’s talk about the elephant in the room, my mother is here to stay 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2829 We need a donkey to keep him company. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2830 What if she's not potty trained? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2831 Stop asking her, "What rhymes with Trump?". You're making her self-conscious. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2832 I think you've carried your Republican ardor a little too far. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2833 Sure I'd like to move to a bigger unit. But no other rental has as liberal a pet clause. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2834 Well, I guess they showed that Democratic jackass a thing or two. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2835 This should keep the Clintons out of the House. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2836 She won't mind me saying that she's a bit on the large side, she's got very thick skin. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2837 Harold, I think its time we deal with the lamp in the room. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2838 I am just saying, I don't think probosciuity should hinder anyone from becoming president. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2839 It hasn't been that much trouble, I usually never even meet the Airbnb guests. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2840 It's the only Donald phrase I agree with at the moment, "Get'em out of here. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2841 The GOP sent out their biggest weapon. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2842 Party Loyalty is one thing ----- but not in our living room! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2843 He got here after trampling all of the independent candidates 1.1884 0.06933 69 62 1 6
2844 Go ahead. You can say it. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2845 Maybe if we turned it around it wouldn't look so scary. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2846 What, and quit show business? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2847 Point taken, Mister Metaphor. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2848 Are you sure the exterminator got all the mice? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2849 it's just a metaphor... 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2850 If it gets any bigger, it'll be the room in the elephant. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2851 All I wanted was a "Make America Great Again" button. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2852 If I have to look at this animal for another week, I'm moving to Canada. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2853 He'd better not! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2854 "Did you fart? 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
2855 Absolutely no more table scraps. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2856 I hate living in a "red" state! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2857 Really Richard...and that's what you think this is about? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2858 Couldn’t we just get a simple yard sign to show our political party support? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2859 You're going to ignore it for being literal? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2860 Let's get Reince Priebus to clean it up. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2861 I smell peanut butter 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2862 Can we at least have a trunk sale. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2863 Fine. I'm an elephant. I'm in the room. So sue me. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2864 No, I don't think this is the best thing to emulate my mother visiting us. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2865 You should see the one in the foyer. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2866 How can they ignore me? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2867 When I said that, I was speaking METAPHORICALLY! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2868 It's only here when you ask how I am voting. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2869 You and I need to have a serious conversation about the weather. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2870 All right. Now, let's discuss my plans for the kitchen. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2871 Yes, I know, dear. The joke writes itself. It's not funny. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2872 You're wrong, Honey, I was the one who last took him out. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2873 Dear, I have the oddest feeling there's something you wanted to tell me. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2874 It is butt ugly! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2875 It depends what you mean by 'Elephant'. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2876 Do I need to use that trite expression! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2877 If you say "literally" again, I'm going to kick your "donkey." 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2878 To create some more space, how about storing a few things in the trunk? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2879 You wanted an elephant? Fine, we got an elephant. Now YOU have to empty the litter box! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2880 Why do you insist on filling the house with Republican propaganda? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2881 I see we're out of peanuts again. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2882 Oh yeah? Well, I bet your dog can't alienate minorities AND control Congress at the same time. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2883 ...nothing much. How was your day? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2884 I have the sense there's something we need to discuss. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2885 I agree that we want to ignore it but I wish it weren't so literal. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2886 I said I thought it would be nice is we had a plant in the living room. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2887 Are you sure you put your ballot in the right box? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2888 It's obvious that he's figured a way to manipulate the numbers on his Fitbit. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2889 No, it's your turn to walk Ellie. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2890 ...and, he's got a big butt! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2891 Trunk Tower, eh? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2892 Are you ready to talk about it NOW? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2893 I get the message, George, you're voting Republican. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2894 He acts as if he owns the place! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2895 I told you a studio wouldn't work. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2896 "Let's not sweep it under the rug". 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2897 So, any other bargains at the Barnum & Bailey white elephant sale? 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
2898 There's an elephant in the room. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2899 It's just another reminder to vote for Democrats. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2900 Gah! Aren't you done with the newspaper yet? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2901 Don't even. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2902 It's your turn 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2903 HE didn’t forget my birthday, Dumbo. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2904 I know we agreed not to talk about him, but it's your night to clean up. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2905 He's mad because I don't want to talk about the people in the room. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2906 What 10,000 pound gorilla? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2907 You're forgetting the first rule of Elephant in the Room Club 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2908 I changed the litter last. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2909 Let's just acknowledge we're not a wild and zany couple and quit trying. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2910 Please reassure me that he is housebroken. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2911 Well I'm not going to be the one to bring it up. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2912 You realize that if he wins the election we'll have to move. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2913 I know you want to talk about it, but wouldn't the gorilla have been better? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2914 Can we at least agree to ignore it? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2915 "No Gladys-shhhh! I don't think we should talk about it. That's EXACTLY what he wants us to do! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2916 It's your turn to take him out. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2917 Honey, all fighting aside, I think it is literally time we talk about the elephant in the room for once. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2918 Nobody wants to talk about him but can we do something about him? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2919 I'm tired of talking about the Elephant. Let's talk about the room. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2920 Did you have to mention Trump? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2921 They say, barring some miracle, he only has until November 8th to live. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2922 What! Two bumper stickers and a lawn sigh aren't enough? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2923 Dear, There is something we need to discuss. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2924 As soon as you know who leaves, there's something I have to talk about with you. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2925 Can we talk? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2926 Really, George, I thought we got rid of this one in marriage counseling. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2927 yes I already explained to him no Trumpeting in the house 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2928 ...and what are we gonna do about the tRUMP in the room? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2929 It's a big mammal and has 8 letters. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2930 So...what are you thinking for dinner? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2931 Don't worry. It's just symbolic. It'll be gone November 8th. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2932 To be honest, I'm not even sure how it got inside. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2933 Wow, the literal elephant is much larger than my figurative one! 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2934 I don't think he did, dear, but did YOU forget something? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2935 Are you happy now? The elephant IS the room. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2936 What are we missing here? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2937 Oh, I'm sorry! Does his ass cast a shadow over your glorious paper? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2938 Remember when I used to be your imaginary friend? Now you never look at me. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2939 I can hear you. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2940 Are you wearing a new cologne? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2941 It's your turn to get the super duper pooper scooper. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2942 Then I heard her say, 'What are we going to do about the humans in the room?' 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2943 Well what do YOU want to talk about? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2944 Once the camel got his nose into the tent, the cat was let out of the bag, and now we have an 800-pound gorilla. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2945 Can we just admit this cartion isn't going to be funny. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2946 Well, no one can say we didn't talk about it. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2947 OK. I get it. Now how do you get him out of here. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2948 It is hard to ignore, you know . . . 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
2949 Regardless he is leaving November 9th! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2950 Show a little kindness -- how can you ignore him when his party's been ruined? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2951 Do you think he would leave if we finally talked about it? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2952 Ask Reince when we can stop pretending he isn't there. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2953 I think we need to discuss the room around the elephant? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2954 His art teacher assigned a project on Hyperrealism." "What happened to bead bracelets and clay pots? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2955 Do I have to spell it out for you? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2956 What do you mean John when you say you pulled a thorn out of his foot. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2957 Could you be more subtle? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2958 We should finish making that inlaid ivory table this weekend. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2959 If You See Something, Say Something. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2960 Ugh honey, was that you or the elephant in the room? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2961 Just say it! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2962 Is their something obvious you need to tell me? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2963 I told you to vote for Hillary! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2964 ..and there's another GOP surrogate hiding in the kitchen ! 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2965 Yes Howard, you are the last true Republican. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2966 I believed you Harold, when you said it was over, but why then is she here? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2967 Should we discuss it? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2968 Nobody wants to talk about the lamp in the room 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2969 But I can't go on ignoring it till November 8th! 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2970 His name is Paul & he wants to hide here for 4 years 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2971 I get your point now deflate it. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2972 It's not a good election year to keep him outside. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2973 "Please stop talking in cliches". 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2974 I suggest denial as the best way to cope with this 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2975 Perhaps we should switch over to Democrats before it's too late. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2976 Don't you think I've tried "sit boy, sit"? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2977 He has huge rejection issues. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2978 Can we please just talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
2979 It's your turn to walk him 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2980 I'd rather not discuss it. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2981 We need to talk. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2982 Yeah, he was cute when he was a baby. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2983 I hear what you're saying. But what if we just redecorate? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2984 Enough about Hillary and her damn emails! This Elephant is about to shit on our head. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2985 Isn't he supposed to be in the corner? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2986 Of course, the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2987 You want to discuss what? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2988 Now can we discuss Anthony Weiner? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2989 He's looking for the bathroom. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2990 I want a divorce. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2991 He is not centered on the carpet. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2992 I'd rather face an elephant's ass than an ass's elephant. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2993 I think we are going to need a bigger litter box. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2994 Remember? This is the one I told you about. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2995 Don't address him, it's just what he wants you to do. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2996 What.....did you say something, dear? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2997 I can't wait for this election to be over! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2998 Where do we put the litter box? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2999 Your metaphores are getting harder to ignore. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3000 Is this what they mean when they say, 'Trump's behind in the race?' 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3001 Does it come with its own litter box? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3002 As you can clearly see my political affiliations are to the right 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3003 The neighbors are STILL complaining? We put a rug down! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3004 Hon, we really, really, really have to talk about it. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3005 Costco has a sale on giant size Air-wisk. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3006 It was either this or those dumb red hats. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3007 How many carpets does that make now? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3008 I knew we should have begun talking when he was young. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3009 John, I don't think this centerpiece is working. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3010 I walked him this morning! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3011 A penny for your thoughts 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3012 I think it's time that we talked about your party affiliation. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3013 Think you'll get started on that umbrella stand today? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3014 Honey, can you at least acknowledge him? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3015 What did you want to talk about? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3016 What, you didn't think I noticed the 500-pound gorilla? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3017 This still doesn't change my vote 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3018 Great--I just got done cleaning up after the 800-pound gorilla. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3019 Well, I think you paid too much for your mutant, hairless Chihuahua. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3020 These days I really wish we were Democrats. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3021 I can't believe he's still ignoring us. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3022 I walked him this morning. It's your turn. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3023 I don't want to talk about it. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3024 Tell Jack and Marjorie the downstairs apartment will be available soon. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3025 Is there anything you'd like to discuss? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3026 There's an obvious truth that's going unaddressed. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3027 It's bigly! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3028 I have a couple of questions. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3029 We need to talk about the room around the elephant. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3030 Vote for her and I promise he’ll go away. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3031 Uh, look, I really think we have to . . . Coffee? 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3032 All right, Gerald, I give up. Why the elephant? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3033 Well, it's his party and he'll cry if he wants to. 1.1765 0.06606 68 61 2 5
3034 Pardon? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3035 If I were you, I'd finish reading that newspaper soon. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3036 Can we discuss it now? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3037 I warned you he'd only get bigger if we ignored him. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3038 Repeat after me, 'I won't talk about it. I won't talk about it. I won't talk about it.' 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3039 I think we need to talk about your taste in lamps. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3040 Well you may not be ignoring the elephant in the room, but you sure never notice when it's time to clean up after it! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3041 You just HAD to vote republican ! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3042 He dislikes your misuse of the term '800-pound gorilla.' 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3043 Just don't mention how fat he's become. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3044 What Donkey? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3045 When I donated to "Save the Elephants" I didn't know it would lead to this! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3046 They never want to talk about the people in the room. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3047 Can we just watch a wild life program on t.v. tonight. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3048 Did you hear something? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3049 Don't pretend I didn't warn you! Now open all the windows! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3050 Obviously, he hasn't forgotten you invited him. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3051 We need to talk about cleanup. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3052 People never want discuss anything except the elephant! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3053 Do you think it's too late to exchange him and go back to the gorilla? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3054 So... who are you going to vote for? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3055 I don't care if he can understand us! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3056 We never talk about the election. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3057 ... And you're telling me it'll just 'disappear' if we address it? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3058 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3059 Roger, you are NOT going to let him hide in here until the next election cycle. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3060 I explode if I see one more "Elephant in the room" cartoon caption. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3061 How can so much hide be hidden? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3062 Teddy saw a mouse today. Know a good carpenter? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3063 No, I did not "let one"! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3064 Nope. Nothing to say here. How about you? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3065 I thought you said they were putting a sign in the yard. We don't even have any peanuts. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3066 No, seriously, we need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3067 No, it's your turn to walk her! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3068 George always had a way of going overboard to make a point. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3069 We've never talked about it before, darling, I don't know why we should start now. Would you like a glass of wine? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3070 No. I thought you invited him. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3071 Let's discuss the elephant in the room........ 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3072 I thought we were past the " your pants looked a little tight" comment.... 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3073 You can ignore him, but not his litter box. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3074 This may hurt. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3075 Remember when we used to talk about it? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3076 Can't we talk about the news for a change? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3077 You bought it, you clean up after it. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3078 I said I don't want to talk about it! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3079 Do you smell something? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3080 Somebody needs to fess up... who's footprint is in the butter? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3081 Ever felt the need for a Tic Tac? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3082 Why does it matter whether she left the Republican Party or it left her? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3083 Hmm. Humans in the room... 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3084 Do you smell something? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3085 So, the weather today was nice. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3086 I literally want you to acknowledge it. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3087 I think it's about time we talked about it... 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3088 Ixnay on the ephantel-ay in the omro-ay. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3089 We don't have to talk about it, but you know one of us is going to have to clean up after it. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3090 This is ridiculous! We have to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3091 I can't be with a man who supports that mastadon. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3092 He looks lonely...I think we need to adopt another one. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3093 Of course he's depressed, how would you like it? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3094 No, this isn't about who empties the litter box. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3095 Please put the paper down and let's talk about the elephant in the room.. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3096 He's refusing to acknowledge us. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3097 I don't want to talk about it. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3098 He asked if he can stay until after the election. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3099 "Just when I thought Trump was the biggest Elephant in the room". 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3100 Dear, what's that smell? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3101 I foresee us cleaning up after this metaphor all night long. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3102 Can we at least talk about the mess I have to clean up every day? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3103 Did you step in dog shit? 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3104 The subject you've been trying to avoid IS THE DAMN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3105 You can address it all you want, as long as you start cleaning up after it. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3106 It's like there is an elephant in the room. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3107 He said he's feeling ignored 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3108 I thought it'd be more of a greeny grey. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3109 Sex. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3110 Umm, no, we can't just agree to disagree! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3111 Well, at least we know what the elephant in the room is. 1.1765 0.06606 68 61 2 5
3112 I am not talking about it 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3113 Let's face it, Harry. The Republican Party is occupying too much of our lives. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3114 I liked the 800-pound gorilla better. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3115 Perhaps its time we talk about the 800 lb gorilla in the room. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3116 Yes, dear. I'll put the skeletons back in the closet and return the elephant tomorrow. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3117 Of course he's a cliche, but I still want to talk about him. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3118 Will you promise me not to mention it? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3119 I don't care if you want to talk about him or not. He needs to be out of here after November 8th! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3120 If we must have trouble communicating, Arthur, I prefer the gorilla. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3121 He gets depressed when you talk about that 800-pound gorilla. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3122 Did you not know that lawn campaign signs were limited to a certain size? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3123 For Pete's sake, will you just stop beating around the bush? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3124 What's the discuss? It's an elephant. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3125 How did he get in? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3126 See--each party has their bad side. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3127 He seems uncomfortable about the people in the room. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3128 Honey, I think your breath smells like peanuts. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3129 It's easier to talk about him when he looks the other way. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3130 I'm ok with the elephant, as long as the orangutan is kept in its cage. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3131 Sometimes you think we should talk about what? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3132 Is there something we should be talking about? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3133 I can't compete with your need for a bigger audience. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3134 I think we should say something about it. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3135 Instead of counseling, we could just expand the room. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3136 Sure, but there's no ignoring the huge orange turd. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3137 The armchairs have to go. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3138 Did you leave the door open again? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3139 You think that's going to persuade me to vote Republican? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3140 What made you think we could save the Republican party? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3141 We found that most people who buy these things use them for workshops 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3142 After this, I don't think you have anywhere else to go with your taxidermy. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3143 Who's going to clean up his shit after the election? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3144 ... Well I think it's time to talk about your MOTHER. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3145 I don't want to talk about it 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3146 He's tired of being a cliché. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3147 Can we donate it to the white elephant sale? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3148 He's not leaving until we talk about it. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3149 We need to talk about the Republican in the room. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3150 The poor thing's ruing the day Trump got a hold of her. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3151 No, let's talk about the one in THIS room. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3152 Why doesn't anyone want to talk about him? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3153 I'm feeling behind. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3154 He looked a lot smaller in the store. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3155 You wanted to bring him home. You have to clean up after him. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3156 The memory may be flawless, but the system is not. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3157 She knows what she did. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3158 Just because you don't see it doesn't mean you don't have to clean up after it. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3159 If he's staying, can we at least dress him? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3160 If we just ignore it, it will eventually go away! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3161 Don't tell me you fed him beans again. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3162 "You say it". "No No. YOU say it". 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3163 We have to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3164 Something stinks. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3165 No, it's your turn to walk him, & don't forget again to take a large plastic bag. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3166 No, he can't hide here until after the election. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3167 I've been cheating on you. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3168 Honey, PLEASE don't grab the low hanging fruit. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3169 You just h_a_d_ to know how the trick worked. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3170 I know it's my turn, but would you mind taking her out for a her walk? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3171 It's politically correct not to mention it. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3172 Just as with those right-wing Populists, you need a really big shovel. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3173 Well I guess this time we have to talk about the elephant in the room 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3174 This house isn't big enough for the three of us. Raj and I understand each other. I think, Dear, you should leave. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3175 We have to talk about it . . . in about 18 months, she's delivering twins! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3176 Do you smell peanuts? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3177 Whatta ya mean, "What Elephant"?! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3178 Stephen, you know it hurts his feelings when you refuse to address him. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3179 "OK Stanley--If You vote for Trump then you get to shovel"! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3180 He's voting for a third-party candidate this year. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3181 He's tired of us calling him THE. He wants us to use his name. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3182 ...and you're SURE he's housebroken? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3183 Honey, our elephant is gay. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3184 "Let's face it, pet sitting just isn't our thing". 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3185 Don't act like you don't see the elephant in the room. It's your turn to walk him. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3186 No, I'm not accusing you of avoiding anything. There really is an elephant in the room! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3187 I guess we should talk about the affair I've been having. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3188 how should I know? It's been here since we moved in. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3189 I don't care if he is hypoallergenic. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3190 Quick - lay down that newspaper! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3191 Let's acknowledge the couple in the room 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3192 Are you sure it's house broken? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3193 Can you hear me now? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3194 What are we gonna do about all this junk, all this junk inside this trunk? 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3195 I would have preferred the gorilla. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3196 Actually there is an elephant in the room 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3197 What are you people doing in my room? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3198 Do you think you can move her out of the room without looking like you are groping her? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3199 He's telling you, he really needs to go for his walk NOW! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3200 It has something to do with November 8th, but he won't say what. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3201 Forget the elephant in the room! We need to talk about Trump 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3202 Actually, I'm talking about the whiskey in your coffee. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3203 I said we need a Jumbo loan, not a Dumbo loan. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3204 It's your turn with the litter box. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3205 I tell you I smell a trump. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3206 Will you PLEASE stop reading the Trump articles to me! 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3207 I was so distracted by the elephant in the room that I forgot about your affair 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3208 I would like to forget this years election but... 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3209 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3210 Did you notice I got those stains out of the rug? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3211 Things are better now that she is paper trained. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3212 Let's face it, we are subject to a huge cliché. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3213 I said "I don't want to talk about it'. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3214 Even if they take away our rifles, all we need to survive is bigger freezer. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3215 He doesn't want to talk about us, either. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3216 I have this sudden, insatiable appetite for peanuts. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3217 Just don't ask him to sit down. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3218 Elections come and go. This one will, too! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3219 Barbara, I honestly don't know what you're talking about. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3220 Harold, I don’t care whether Ringling Bros was giving away Donald or not. He doesn’t fit in our apartment. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3221 He's hiding from their candidate. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3222 George, I told you to vote Democratic! 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3223 'I didn't say anything.' 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3224 I couldn't get the 800 pound gorilla. So I traded up. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3225 We need to talk. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3226 Now us Republicans are going to have to clean up what's about to happen. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3227 well dear at least it was not a 2 for 1 sale 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3228 Do you think he knows we're talking about him? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3229 But what will we do with him after the election? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3230 I'll flip you for the next enema! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3231 John, I need to talk to you. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3232 I've put this off too long, Frank. I'm running off with Jumbo. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3233 He hasn't been outside all day, and oh by the way, the service elevator is out of order. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3234 Are you even listening to me? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3235 Where did the gorilla go? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3236 Okay, let's talk about it. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3237 Sure, everything's definitely normal. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3238 Doesn't it even bother you that your end of the party produced and still supports Trump? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3239 Eventually we are going to have to address the you know what. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3240 Yes, I bought it for you for your birthday...don't mention it. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3241 Have you waked him today? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3242 I thought 'the elephant in the room' was just a figure of speech. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3243 Why must you always bring up politics. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3244 What? An 800 pound gorilla wasn't enough? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3245 Ever since the election, he's been too big for his tent. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3246 It's your turn to walk him. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3247 I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. Or whatever. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3248 I guess he's lucky that his party has us working for peanuts... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3249 He keeps forgetting what he came in here for. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3250 I know you said we weren't going to discuss it but one of us has to bring it up! Well, do you like my new haircut or not? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3251 I feel the GOP put the wrong elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3252 I've tried to address him but I think he'll only listen to you. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3253 He hasn't been himself since the Hannibal's moved away. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3254 OK, I'll just come out and say it. I think it's all about promoting the trunk brand. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3255 It's been here so long should we just name it? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3256 I know...it seems totally cliché, but he's house-trained and the dogs love him 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3257 OK, OK, I get it, you're proud that your ex didn't get him in the divorce 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3258 I thought Animal Rescue focused on cats and dogs! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3259 Just two more weeks of this and we hope he's gone! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3260 She doesn't see us. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3261 Why won't the elephant in the room address us? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3262 He followed me from the polling place. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3263 Nothing much, what's new with you dear? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3264 Not what I had in mind, hon, when I said I wanted someone in this house to make some big s*#@ happen already. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3265 It's your turn to take him out. 1.1667 0.06326 66 59 3 4
3266 Yes Dumbo, I know he is ignoring me! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3267 I think it's time we had a talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.06326 66 59 3 4
3268 Guess that's the Elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3269 I have thrown away all my china plates, but what have you done about this? 1.1667 0.06326 66 59 3 4
3270 He’s not sleeping in our bed! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3271 OK. Fine. Don't talk about it, but the GOP is not going away. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3272 But, darling, we've always shared who we're going to vote for in the past. Why won't you talk about it this year? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3273 I wonder when they're going to take me for a walk? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3274 No, your literal-mindedness is STILL the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3275 And when, exactly, is it time we address the wife in the room? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3276 No question about your party loyalty! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3277 Can you put down that newspaper for once and discuss the elephant in the room?! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3278 Dennis says he can't go on until we address the 170-pound you in the room. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3279 I'm thinking of buying some new curtains. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3280 Now that we're talking, let's circle back to the elephant. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3281 Don't even think about letting that cat out the bag too. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3282 You and your rescue animals! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3283 We don't have room for any more issues. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3284 I'd rather not address it. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3285 It's time we talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3286 He was my emotional support elephant for the election. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3287 If things do't go his way way, we could be looking at a big mess. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3288 Just ignore him. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3289 Stop trying to influence my vote. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3290 I warned you not to vote for Trump! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3291 I misread pachyderm on your profile as patchy-derm. I thought you just had a skin condition. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3292 Did I tell you I changed my party affiliation? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3293 Can we just talk about the fact that there's an elephant in the room? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3294 The cat complained that he made a grab for her again this morning. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3295 What's a 9 letter word for pachyderm? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3296 What do you mean you're having an affair? I was asking if you wanted to put Tiny to bed. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3297 He seemed so appealing on TV. . . . 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3298 The "Elephant in the Room" is the Elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3299 Maybe we could turn him around slowly! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3300 It's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3301 Maybe, three bags of peanuts was too much! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3302 Notice how we keep ignoring the fact that we've got an elephant that can't remember that we have a carpet that can't fly? We're literally living in a metaphor... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3303 Can you pass the Travel Section? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3304 He was fine representing the party of Lincoln. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3305 Dear God! For once can you just address the elephant in the room? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3306 Perhaps, he wants to address the two people in the room. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3307 Where DID you put that litter pan, Dear? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3308 I'm not sure I want to be in the room where it happens. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3309 There's something we need to discuss. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3310 Honey, I was thinking. Do you think it's time we told him that he's an elephant? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3311 Your reasons for bringing this animal into our house are so irrelephant! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3312 You know, Marv, this only proves my point! I want to have the big discussion, and you hire an elephant!! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3313 He refuses to talk about the people in the room. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3314 We need to talk about the carpet cleaning bill. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3315 You get the litter box, I'll get the shovel. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3316 Are you trying to tell me something? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3317 I agree - the Republicans sure are becoming a problem. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3318 There's something we're not talking about. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3319 It might be a bit cliche', but. . . 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3320 When are we going to talk about the Republican in the room? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3321 Maybe you could have mentioned it before we downsized? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3322 Now that we've discussed it, can you please make him leave? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3323 It's been a year & a half- enough is enough already 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3324 When I said I wanted to talk about the elephant in the room, I meant the elephant in the room! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3325 George, we need to talk about the elephant in the room: your nose hairs are simply out of control. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3326 Harold, I do mean "literally" that there's an elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.06326 66 59 3 4
3327 Don't mention it. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3328 Ok. Either we go to counseling or we get a bigger house. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3329 Should we talk about it? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3330 I can't believe that you still refuse to talk about it. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3331 What part of this isn't obstructionism? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3332 Do you think the downstairs neighbors will notice? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3333 I would actually prefer that we NOT talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3334 Spot needs to go out. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3335 This morning? On the front door step? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3336 Is it just me or does it feel like there's a metaphorical idiom nearby? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3337 It's big, it's large, it stinks, but it's ours 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3338 You're just trying to avoid me by focusing on that stupid elephant in the room! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3339 It's not so bad . . . it costs us peanuts to feed him! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3340 How long do you plan to ignore the elephant in the cartoon? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3341 Wife: "What about the smell? Husband: "He will get used to it". 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3342 small talk 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3343 I'm not impressed. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3344 What happened to all of those beans I bought? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3345 The elephant wants to talk about about the donkey in the room. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3346 I want the sofa back, Steve, so let's just talk about it already. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3347 Dave, what's going on? We don't talk anymore! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3348 Thank reminds me, I took your gray suit to the cleaners. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3349 Honey, do you smell something funny? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3350 We need to talk. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3351 Dear, there is something I believe we need to acknowledge. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3352 I think it's time we both had a snow shovel! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3353 So now we're ignoring two party icons? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3354 You didn't actually think I'd forget your birthday, did you? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3355 She says the rug makes her feet feel good. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3356 He's always butting into our peaceful family time together. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3357 Well, I voted for Hillary and you voted for Hillary, so who could've bookmarked all those Trump sites on the laptop? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3358 Its what's going to be in the room after he eats that we have to talk about. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3359 So you don't want to talk about getting a bigger place? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3360 I know he followed us home but think about what happens after he eats. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3361 Do you think we should notify Congress? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3362 I'm ignoring it, literally. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3363 Remember, I might forgive and forget but Precious will never. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3364 This puts you on my endangered species list. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3365 Elephant ?....what elephant. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3366 Listen ... we really need to talk 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3367 Elephants are the least of my worries. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3368 These days he's looking for a corner to hide in. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3369 Have you heard about the elephant who's escaped from the zoo? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3370 I never said your mother overstayed her welcome 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3371 She signed off from Twitter because of all the fat shaming. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3372 I know Ringling doesn't use them anymore but this is ridiculous. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3373 Something beginning with 'E'? Nup, I give up. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3374 I hope you bought enough Lysol for your precious point. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3375 Please don't tell me you're still voting for Dumbo 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3376 Did you forget something? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3377 Gary, I think it's time we address...well, you know. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3378 When you read to him in that condescending tone of voice, you really hurt his feelings! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3379 Don't kid yourself. Every body always sees the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3380 Okay, so denial is a powerful, primitive psychological defense. Says who? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3381 I guess we need to talk. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3382 I keep telling him, some things you DO have to forget. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3383 It's your turn to take the Trump out. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3384 I guess metaphor is dead, too? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3385 Look Jack, I'm sorry but you're going to have to move out. I just need some space. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3386 By then, it was too late: we'd already signed the lease. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3387 Sometimes metaphors can be a real drag. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3388 The republic inn 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3389 This animal is the perfect metaphor for our current republican candidate. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3390 Let's not talk about him on airbnb. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3391 And where would you two suggest we'd even put a dog in this apartment? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3392 It's not politics, or religion, it's the other thingy. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3393 Do you smell peanut breath? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3394 Ignoring isn't working dear. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3395 He said he was in the GOP Circus, got lost, and was looking for a home. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3396 So... Would you care to address the elephant in the room? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3397 Go. You know what happened the last time you delayed his evening walk. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3398 You're reading the newspaper does not help make Dumbo Donald fade away. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3399 Just look! I'm not speaking metaphorically this time! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3400 He's not leaving until we talk about it! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3401 I suspect that the flat below us may be getting flatter. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3402 I don't mind ignoring the unmentionable in the room, but the unsmellable is a different kettle of fish. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3403 Maybe we could just hint to the GOP that it's time to get out? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3404 I am adjusting to the new normal. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3405 Let's get one thing out of the way first. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3406 The neighbours say they want to address something. I can't think of what it could be. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3407 I wish he was a little more liberal with his space. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3408 We need to talk. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3409 I guess now we know where are those peanut shells are coming from. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3410 Put down the newspaper darling so we can discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3411 Enough, Charles. We can't pretend to ignore your obsession with interpreting metaphors literally any longer. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3412 He never forgets to wipe his feet. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3413 Let's wait until it leaves the room, this time. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3414 That's nice dear... 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3415 THIS is why you wanted high ceilings? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3416 Jumbo realizes that no one's talking about the humans in the room. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3417 Is the elephant in the room house-trained? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3418 Put your paper down, Ralph. We really have to talk. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3419 She'll never forget you said that! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3420 Well I've tried everything else to get your attention! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3421 I said you need a barber not Babar 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3422 Did you remember to get more tissue? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3423 Not tonight, buster! Tonight you're going to put down the paper, and we're going to discuss the elephant in this room! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3424 Put the paper down and let's talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3425 Do you think the rug is flat yet? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3426 Is there something we need to talk about? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3427 Shall we keep ignoring it? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3428 What did you expect when you bought the 25 pound bag of peanuts at Cosco? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3429 It's a movement I don't want to be part of. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3430 Honey, this silence is crushing. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3431 We're gonna need a real big litter box. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3432 I think we need to talk about my missing laxatives. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3433 I'd like to address the you know what, in the you know where; elephant or ass, we're in real trouble here. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3434 ignore it 1.1667 0.06326 66 59 3 4
3435 If there were ever a time to address the obvious problem in our relationship, now would be it. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3436 This was never about the GOP. His name is Antonio...and we're in love. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3437 Sure, Hillary's a horse's ass, but Trump ... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3438 If you're not going to say it, I will. The elephant in the room needs a bath. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3439 Don't look now but . . . 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3440 No, it's not just a metaphor! Check out that huge stinky pile by the door. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3441 Is this really the best angle? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3442 When you build a wall, it also keeps him in 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3443 His teacher called today. He failed another civics test . 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3444 I guess the donkey is whooping it up at the White House. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3445 Africa or India? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3446 We're officially republican. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3447 I thought that this would be a safer alternative than putting out yard signs. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3448 Make sure you curb him this time. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3449 Before we have that trouble again could we just get rid of the mice. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3450 The condo board has always had it out for me! 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
3451 Is there something we need to talk about? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3452 One bite at a time, dear. 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
3453 I love it that we always have something to talk about. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3454 I just wish we had been told he wasn't housebroken. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3455 We went to India,he was only little then,and yadaa,yadaa,yadaa. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3456 Enough about Jumbo—let’s discuss your secret second family. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3457 Have you seen Bowser? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3458 I feel like we're missing something... 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3459 You don't believe we're on the eve of destruction ? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3460 I'm thinking that when this election is over, we may have to address our issues. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3461 She's very scared. She thinks you're Donald Trump. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3462 I bought a new carpet the other week. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3463 It's your turn to walk him. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3464 When you walk her, don't forget the poop scoop. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3465 Jane, I think you're ignoring the man with the newspaper in the room. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3466 We find ourselves in an unusual situation. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3467 No, you did fart. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3468 Isn't he supposed to be UNDER the rug? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3469 I know what they say, but he keeps forgetting to put the toilet seat down. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3470 I told you I don't want to discuss it. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3471 I tell you, Mexico trumps Canada for our age range! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3472 Let's not talk about it. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3473 I thought a Trump poster might be overdoing it. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3474 I know you don't want to talk about it, but its your turn to empty his litter box! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3475 I don't care how backed up she is, I am NOT giving her an enema" 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3476 ...and it asked so nicely if it could be the elephant in our room, Harry. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3477 I took him in as a refugee-- poor thing, his Party was collapsing 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3478 I don't know. It's just a feeling. What's her name? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3479 Elephant: I think I need to address the humans in the room.... 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3480 Do they sell disposable diapers that big? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3481 I don't care that he forgot where he lived, you can't keep bringing home these strays. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3482 And I want to talk about new curtains! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3483 Mark, I didn't want to bring up the elephant in the room, but you do realize we haven't had sex in over a year? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3484 You said hi to the donkey, so if he makes eye contact you are pretty much obligated. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3485 Does it seem a little stuffy in here? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3486 Can you do it? Walkies terrify me. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3487 Yes. I know. But couldn't he have his own room. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3488 Are you sure this elephant contains 30,000 deleted emails? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3489 Well, now we know who left the turd in the punch bowl. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3490 Please clean up after your emails. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3491 The way I see it, we either address the elephant in the room or else we have to move upstate. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3492 Do not mention onald-Day rump-Tay. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3493 If he breaks wind, we are finished. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3494 Maybe if I ignore them... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3495 How can we be out of peanuts again? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3496 Can't we just pretend it is not there? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3497 I don't want to talk about it. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3498 But, we needed a good conversation piece. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3499 It did seem to be a good idea to rescue him from Trump. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3500 Hey, Sweetheart, don't call ME passive aggressive. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3501 I'm just as happy in our marriage as you are. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3502 But it IS his room, dear. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3503 You think we should move the floor lamp? It is taking too much space. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3504 Jim, darling, I voted Trump. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3505 Trump needs to get out of the room before our carpet is ruined. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3506 Let's not. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3507 I didn't think 'elephant in the room' meant this. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3508 And to what do I owe your sudden interest in my mother's well being? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3509 Harvey, stop using that phrase and call the zoo! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3510 I'm not discussing it. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3511 Okay, I recognize we still have problems, dear. But either we get a bigger room or we trade down for an 800 pound gorilla. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3512 Yes, I think it's finally safe to ignore the GOP now. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3513 It's hard to avoid the elephant in the room. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3514 Look, I don't want to talk about the elephant in the room any more than you do, but it's dinner time and we're all out of peanuts. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3515 Do not feed him. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3516 I told him we weren't Republicans, but he would not listen! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3517 George, I think the sewer has backed up again 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3518 There's a room in the elephant. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3519 My problem with your politics doesn't rhyme with "elephant". It rhymes with "rump". 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3520 Honey I know what you're thinking, but nobody has ever won the caption contest with stating so obvious. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3521 Hard to ignore now, right? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3522 I know they are endangered but... 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3523 Nice weather today. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3524 Feels like the room is getting smaller, doesn't it? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3525 Should we address the elephant in the room? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3526 Roger, put down that paper - it's time we talked about the elephant in the room... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3527 Can't we talk about something else for a change? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3528 Who are these people in my living room? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3529 Why can't we put our life savings in a real bank like everybody else does? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3530 Seriously?, you don't want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3531 So are we just going to ignore the elephant in the room? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3532 Nine across, eight letter word, ‘Babar, Dumbo’...oh wait...darn, I had it...let’s move on and come back to that one. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3533 On the bring side, at least he is house-trained. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3534 You wouldn't talk about the baby grand, either. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3535 Just who are you calling Dumbo?! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3536 How much longer is your mother going to be staying with us, Dear? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3537 We've been married for 30 years. It's time we talk. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3538 Organic garden! We'll need an organic farm! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3539 Well, he obviously didn't forget you had invited him over for dinner! 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3540 Don't 'what elephant?' me this time, not again! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3541 The XL didn't seem THAT big on Amazon.com. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3542 I don't want to hurt his feelings either but he is in the room. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3543 Don't you dare say it. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3544 What makes you think he needs a mate? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3545 This is only slightly better than the 800 pound gorilla. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3546 Talking about it! I want to know who's going to clean up after it? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3547 Tea? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3548 Tell me you set the mouse traps. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3549 It's your turn to take Spanky out for a lumbering stroll. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3550 This time let's try not acknowledging it. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3551 Are you going to tell him we're voting Democrat, or am I? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3552 I know he wants a place of his own, Dear. But living on the 64th floor might be a problem! 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
3553 I told you he wasn't a Collie when you brought the puppy home. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3554 Honey, it's time for his walk. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3555 When is your mother leaving? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3556 There's an elephant in the room." "I don't know what you're talking about. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3557 You see, I told you there would be an elephant in the room! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3558 Really Harry? Voters will think the election is a circus! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3559 Have you noticed that the more we talk about it, the bigger it gets? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3560 Do you remotely know how long this is going to take to clean up...? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3561 I meant it literally. 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
3562 Nobody wants to talk about the Republican party these days. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3563 Honey, it’s already enough of a zoo in this house. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3564 Don't worry; his surrogate will clean that up afterwards. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3565 Don't you dare say, "elephant in the room!" 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3566 No, not literally 'really.' Literally 'literally.' 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3567 I think agreeing to no more fetch in the house is a reasonable compromise, Charles. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3568 Well, is he at least house broken? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3569 I heard her parents weren't happy with her new tattoo. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3570 He won't go outside since Cleveland. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3571 Did you just hear the cat?. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3572 Ok, we can discuss it. But you better take him for a walk first. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3573 Do they make Depends in his size? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3574 Do I really have to say it? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3575 Why can't we have a pet cat like normal people? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3576 Well, now we really can't ignore it. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3577 You said you were in favor of taking in refugees. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3578 Will you please stop using the expression "the elephant in the room"! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3579 Will you promise me he's out of here on November 9th? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3580 No, I'm talking about the real elephant in the room 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3581 Remember, I wanted a Shih Tzu. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3582 She reminds me of a younger you. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3583 At least it's not a gorilla. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3584 ''Just between you and me I think it's an expression that gets misused as much as 'per se' '' 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3585 The elephant in the room wants to talk to you. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3586 One more 'elephant in the room' joke and I'm divorcing you. And, by the way, it's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
3587 Let's discuss the "so called" elephant in the room. There is an elephant in the room! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3588 Let's talk about the elephant in the room! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3589 Fear not! The Trumpet shall not sound--if God is still a Democrat. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3590 For goodness sake, Alfred, I said I'm having an affair. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3591 Jonathan, we can't keep on ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
3592 This time there really is an elephant in the room. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3593 The elephant's name is Your Toupee. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3594 Yeah, I see it too. Can't we ignore it a bit longer? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3595 The pet store ran out of dogs 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3596 There's something we need to discuss. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3597 You're boring holes through the sports section, Susan. I take it there's something on your mind... 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3598 You can't ignore the fact that it actually is an elephant. 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
3599 He's just here to make sure we don't use birth control. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3600 Just ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
3601 This is one ass the Republican Party would like to forget. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3602 I think we gotta flush him. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3603 Yes, dear..This too shall pass. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3604 If you ask me, metaphor is highly overrated. Call the zoo! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3605 He just wants a place to hide until November 29. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3606 I'm still not voting for Trump! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3607 I know you're a Republican Horace, but you needn't be so emphatic! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3608 It's better than the gorilla. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3609 Honey, I think we're out of toilet paper. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3610 And the litter box is just not working. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3611 Nobody ever talks about the room in the elephant. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3612 He doesn't like us to talk about him. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3613 next time i order the coffee table 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3614 Honey, that circus salesman was so nice, and it was 50% off, I couldn't help myself. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3615 I hate to change the subject, but remember our plans for vaulted ceilings? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3616 Our relationship's about to be endangered. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3617 Well, I know he's big, loud, overbearing, overpowering and sucks all the light out of the room but we seem to be stuck with Donald Trump...... this elephant's a pain too! 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3618 Well if you're not going to talk about it... 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3619 He does this when he feels irrelephant. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3620 I GUESS THAT'S ONE WAY TO BREAK A GLASS CEILING. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3621 Undecided? ...what do YOU think he's going to do? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3622 Is there something you wish to talk about? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3623 This doesn't change my mind. I'm with her. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3624 I'll take him out... You did get more fifty-gallon trash bags, right? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3625 We really need to talk about getting the Oriental rug cleaned soon. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3626 Time for walkies! Where's the Hefty (TM) bags again? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3627 I think YOU should acknowledge it first! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3628 OK, but can you acknowledge it and get it the hell out of our house at the same time? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3629 The elephant in the room, dear, is that our dear little Dumbo has turned into Jumbo." 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3630 Can we stop talking about your ongoing affair with your secretary and address the elephant in the room? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3631 Stop not talking about me like I'm here. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3632 We never talk. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3633 So, who do you think you'll be voting for? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3634 Well if the carpet flew him in here, it can just fly him right back out! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3635 It's not that I don't love you, it's just that we don't have much to talk about anymore. 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
3636 'Not in my backyard' has consequences. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3637 dear, I think he needs to go outside for a drumpf 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3638 Elephants , donkeys, who cares? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3639 Sooner or later you're going to have to deal with the fact that your son is an elephant. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3640 I think there's something we should discuss. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3641 "It's a present from Roger Ailes." - Margie Gorman, Moorestown NJ 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3642 ...only if you clean up after him. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3643 I felt it would avoid my embarrassment of you putting up a lawn sign. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3644 Well, I'm not talking about Trump. There's @realElephantInTheRoom. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3645 Donald always manages to surprise us. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3646 He's never lost a game of Twister. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3647 ...so by removing the table between us, I have created an open, safe, and welcoming environment which encourages conversation and the unfettered divulgence of thoughts and opinions. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3648 Fine, we can talk about the elephant in the room as soon as he leaves. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3649 We need to talk about this. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3650 Or we could just move to another room. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3651 Why are we always running out of peanuts? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3652 Honey, it's your turn to get the garbage bag 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3653 Because it didn't make the paper doesn't mean it didn't happen. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3654 I think we should prorate the rent. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3655 So everyone is just gonna ignore the lady in the room 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3656 OK, so there's an elephant in the room. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3657 We should probably move him into the garage. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3658 Enough! Can't we talk about something else? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3659 Let's talk about the rug underneath the elephant in the room. Too busy? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3660 The Ringlings enjoying retirement at home. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3661 Are you going to mention it first or am I? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3662 I've found the weather this election season to be especially noteworthy. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3663 I wouldn't mind living with an inflatable elephant, but I hate that the valve stem is under his tail! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3664 Too big? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3665 Quit trying to ignore the room in the elephant. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3666 I bought it to illustrate a metaphor. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3667 To what can I liken your secret affair? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3668 Do I have to iron the wrinkles? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3669 He'll only stay till after Election Day. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3670 Sure, we talk about the elephant in the room but you do nothing about it 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3671 Can we please talk about the People in the living room? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3672 He has very good handlers. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3673 Trump's an ass. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3674 You're going to need a bigger pooper scooper. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3675 What elephant ?" "This room...? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3676 I swear, they said just talk about it and it will leave on its own. I don't know why it's not working. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3677 I took his advice and thought big. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3678 Oh no ! Quick Henry, change the subject. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3679 I know it looks bad, but its the only view we're going to get. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3680 Look under 'retired circus personnel'............ 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3681 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3682 Should we talk about the elephant in the room now? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3683 It's a prop for my 50 Shades of Grey book club. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3684 "Trump has threatened to deport him Africa if he doesn't win the election".... 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
3685 I concede your memory problems, but an elephant is NOT the answer! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3686 Edgar, you know what the problem is as well as I do and don't pretend you can't see it. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3687 She had a bad day. The other species either ignored her or couldn't remember her. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3688 It's supposed to be a Gorilla you idiot! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3689 No more discussing Donald Trump. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3690 ...relevance...I said we need to add RELEVANCE to our lives, Brad; I'll never forget this... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3691 Orville, we agreed that if you kept a donkey in the bedroom . . . 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3692 I can't help thinking there's something we should be talking about but I'm distracted by this elephant. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3693 How big does this have to be before we can talk about it? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3694 Never mind your lack of sexual drive Harry; isn't there something else we need to discuss? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3695 There's something I need to tell you but I can't talk about it. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3696 Well, we could call Eric Trump to come shoot it, or just wait until the election when it will die anyway. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3697 It knows where it is, Harold. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3698 From what I can tell, it only feeds on fear. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3699 He's calling all of us nasty. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3700 Jimmy's depressed. Clown College rejected him ; they judged him too conventionally controversial. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3701 Oh, Mr. Barnum stopped by this morning. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3702 Where are you manners, honey? Offer him a seat. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3703 Nothing to speak of, how was yours? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3704 Fine, but if you don't want to talk about it, we need a bigger room. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3705 It's your turn to take him for a walk since you forgot to buy more doggy bags. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3706 Why couldn't they have gone with an Eagle or a Pine Tree or something ? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3707 We have to talk about it. Now! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3708 Ok. I can't ignore this any longer 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3709 John, I am voting for Hillary! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3710 I think the Republican Party is a little behind the times. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3711 I told you Donald would be difficult. But no, you said "we'll learn to love him, he can't do that much damage, he's better than the alternative, he's house trained.'' 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3712 Honey, I thought Trump was the elephant in the room, but look what we have here. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3713 Honey, you know I love it when your mother comes to visit, but does she have to leave her trunk in the living room? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3714 There's something I wanted to talk about. Can you guess what it is? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3715 He's gonna be extinct soon! Relax! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3716 We should talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3717 Well, that settles it for me---I'd rather see a pair of donkeys in the White House. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3718 We have to start saying no to our daughters Jungle Book obsession 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3719 It's your turn to take it for a walk, and don't forget a large plastic bag. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3720 How can you b e so calm you know my Mother's allergic to Elephants. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3721 I guess we have to talk about it--it's in the room 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3722 I did take him to the circus...just like you insisted. We had such a great time, next week we're going to the ballgame. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3723 "The 'circus clown' said, "you're fired". 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3724 Sometimes it's hard to ignore the old married couple in the room. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3725 I think it needs to go outside and dump Trump. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3726 I realize you're a stauch Republican, but this is too much. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3727 I think it's time we address the elephant in the room. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3728 Oh! It's an elephant in OUR room! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3729 I'm not just the 'elephant in the room," okay? Show me some respect. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3730 I told you already the Republicans were having a liquidation sale. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3731 Let's talk about THE MOUSE in the room. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3732 I don't mind the company, but I won't clean up. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3733 Jeffrey, stop making our elephant the elephant in the room. It's so cliché 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3734 I said Trump, not trunk. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3735 So then I told Peter "I bet you can't make New Yorker readers stare at an elephant butt for hours." 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3736 A new pet wont make our marriage great again! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3737 No, it's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3738 Do we have to keep him just because you got him for peanuts?! 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
3739 You said you wanted to store a trunk here . 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3740 We're gonna need a bigger front door. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3741 In conclusion, if you don't buy me the latest miracle moisturizer, my face will soon look like this. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3742 I would have been perfectly happy to vote for someone who promised a chicken in every part. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3743 I know there's an elephant in the room; it's a cartoon. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
3744 No, but we do text about him. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3745 Elections seem to come around earlier every year! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3746 They won't be back until when? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3747 We have to be more precise with our ‘Airbnb’ ad. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3748 Beat that Kim Kardashian 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
3749 I did't mean literally... 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3750 Be careful he dresses right. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
3751 You can keep him, sure. You also going to clean up after him? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3752 We can eat the elephant but what the hell are we going to do with a warehouse full of red, "Make American Great Again", hats? 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
3753 Of course he's house-trained. Just take a look at what he left in the bathroom. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3754 I know 'it's a jungle out there'. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3755 What if we tried NOT addressing him? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3756 Can we both acknowledge the poor choice of a pet in the room? 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3757 Ok, let's talk now about the elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3758 When I referred to 'The Elephant in the Room," I think you may have misunderstood me. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3759 We need to talk 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3760 You let him in. You clean up the poop. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3761 I told the pollster I was still on the fence about Trump but this is ridiculous. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3762 Pass me the TV section--I want to see what's on the elephant tonight. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3763 Well, it does take our minds off of political polarization. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3764 Adorable at the Animal Rescue Center, but not so practical. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3765 Trump called her 'Miss Piggy,' so she's hiding out here until she sheds a few pounds. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3766 Sometimes I need to show up so the saying doesn't lose affect. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3767 We can talk about it all we want, dear, but who's going to move it? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3768 I just remembered that I have to buy some panty hose after work today. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3769 Please tell me you remembered to pack his tuskbrush. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3770 I'll say it: The apartment is just too small. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3771 When the say the 'elephant in the room,' I didn't think they were serious. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3772 Don't mess up again! Make sure this time you take the elephantine pooper scooper. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3773 I'll tell you what's yuge about him - the mess he leaves behind. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3774 I only saw her in my dreams, till now! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3775 "What should we do about the litter box? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3776 The Macy'S Thanksgiving Day Parade isn't for another three weeks!! Anyway, how are you going to get it through the door? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3777 You couldn't just get a dog, like everyone else? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3778 Don't pretend it's not there. It's your turn to feed it. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3779 I don't like how he's lying to us. Now he says he "forgot" about curfew. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3780 He's not house trained? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3781 Ok, I get it. You're voting Republican. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3782 You put that paper DOWN! Now EXPLAIN! 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3783 We can't ignore this any longer. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3784 Well, it's an improvement over what else might be trumpeting in there. 1.1429 0.06343 63 58 1 4
3785 Sam, it's time to talk about a bigger apartment if we're going to keep avoiding this problem. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3786 Honey, it’s not that I don’t like him but the peanut shells on the floor drive me crazy. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3787 Do you smell something? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3788 Yes, it's YUGE, but I'm still not voting for Trump. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3789 I think it's time we had a discussion 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3790 You push Republican but I just see Dumbo. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3791 Who's that guy running against Hillary? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3792 I know the mahouts in India live with their animals, but this is a third floor walkup in the Bronx. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3793 Not another word about him. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3794 Her parents aren't getting along and he called her fat and disgusting. Can't we just keep her here for awhile until she's feeling safe again? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3795 When I said I wanted a pet, I was thinking schnauzer! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3796 Could we please talk about why I am in this room? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3797 So... did I tell you about my new pet elephant? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3798 Listen, here's the deal: I'm not gonna judge you for downloading all those weird, sexualized drawings of Sonic the Hedgehog and you're not gonna judge me for buying this elephant. His name is Chad - deal with it. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3799 Now we really do work for peanuts. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3800 She's called: But what if he wins! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3801 Pretending it's only our imagination no longer works for me. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3802 While the resemblance to your dear departed mother is indeed extraordinary, couldn't you just cherish the memory? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3803 you asked for a republican house. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3804 We hope he'll deflate before Election Day. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3805 I don't want to talk about it. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3806 Are we ready to talk about it yet? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3807 You're right; he's too hard to ignore in this room. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3808 if he raises his tail better start running 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3809 He was so cute when he was young......... 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3810 Harold, we're going to need a bigger shovel 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3811 Why won't you talk about it!? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3812 I hope to God he's house trained. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3813 What did you do with my donkey? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3814 Let me guess you're a Republican 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3815 If it farts we're toast Honeybunch 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3816 Do you think he's over that indigestion? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3817 This is one elephant in the room we need to talk about. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3818 No, you're the one choosing to ignore the the room around the elephant. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3819 Obviously our never-speak-about-it issue has now become a giant cliche. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3820 We need to talk ... 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3821 He’s just been neutered, he’ll settle down soon. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3822 Reading the classifieds out loud got someone else in trouble too. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3823 Just fine. How was yours? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3824 If you didn't always want to be a zookeeper...we could have just gotten a dog or a cat. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3825 Do you think it's available in Orange Chiffon? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3826 So are you going to ask him if he's voting for Trump or am I? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3827 His rump looks kind of like Trump. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3828 Honey, this is hardly bipartisanship. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3829 Does this mean you are voting for Republican? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3830 A pet like that doesn't have to be eaten all at once. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3831 Ethel and Frank were happy to ignore the elephant in the room, but soon when he pooped things would change. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3832 He wouldn't get so big if you didn't make hay out of every little thing. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3833 I knew I shouldn't have allowed you to attend that Trump rally without me. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3834 Don't put me off, I want to discuss our organic produce bill. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3835 Is this your subtle way of telling me you need more space? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3836 Apartment below hates tap dancing. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3837 in spite of what you heard, he always forgets to wipe his feet 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3838 So now we're ignoring two GOP icons? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3839 Fred, I understand that they are an endanger species, but this is only a one bedroom, condo!!! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3840 Who invited you in? The election is still 2 weeks away! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3841 I can't explain it-just this eerie sensation that we're not alone.... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3842 Stop worrying, George. Once the Ringling Brothers gestapo leaves town, he's out of here! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3843 Don't worry dear, he's housebroken. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3844 My husband brings his work home.He's a pachydermatalogist. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3845 He can't even help me find my keys. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3846 Carol: Rob, I'm cheating on you. Rob: That's nice dear. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3847 Once the plumber comes and fixes our shower, she’s gone. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3848 My therapist says I need to be more literal when I talk about my issues. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3849 Stanely, it'll only be a couple weeks, no one wants him to stay with them. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3850 The rubublicans are taking up too much space 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3851 I thought we were getting a dog. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3852 I told you not to bring that topic up! 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3853 There's no other way you could "remember" our anniversary?? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3854 I feel like there's something we're not talking about. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3855 We can't ignore the issue--how do you feel about shovels? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3856 The elephant in the room, or a pachyderm in the White House. Pick you poison. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3857 In this election, the Republicans have really showed their . . . 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3858 Wrong again...it's supposed to be a gorilla! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3859 There's something we need to talk about. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3860 Is it too late for buyer's remorse? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3861 So, to summarize; rug, painting, lamp, chairs, curtains, newspaper. Right? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3862 I feel like there's a 165 pound human in the room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3863 He's regrouping. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3864 Then re-register as an Independent. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3865 I call him "Donald." 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3866 Well, I wasn't going to bring this up, but here goes: your glasses are too big for your face. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3867 But WE ARE the people in the room!! 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3868 I think it's time for your mother to leave. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3869 No, you said the emails would blow over! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3870 Okay, but who's going to clean up after it? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3871 When's the next magic class on making things disappear? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3872 Your elephant seemed so much smaller on social media. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3873 Well it's a small price to pay for REAL ivory. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3874 He felt ignored all his life - sad, really. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3875 Do you feel there is an elephant in the room? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3876 Fine, we won't talk about it, but eventually it's going to need to go out. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3877 Honey, we got such a great bargain. I only paid for the ivory! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3878 This is why the litter box needs hourly cleaning! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3879 We already solved the problem. Why did you have to bring him into the room? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3880 If you can't get ' a four letter word for the tail end of Trump' then you really are behind. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3881 Does this rug make my ass look big? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3882 Let's not pretend what's not in the room: our marriage is dead and over. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3883 Oh, hush! I'm sure she's forgotten all about that. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3884 I know how you see her, but she is MY mother! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3885 I said you can have a few Hillary supporters over, not the entire Republican Party. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3886 Yes, butt........ 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3887 Jeffery, is this your idea of a paid political announcement? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3888 Steve, He's here because I don't love you anymore. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3889 Remember that time when an exotic animal dealer convinced you that teacup elephants were real? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3890 Can we talk about your ED? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3891 Thank god he's house broken. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3892 I think we should talk about the elephant in the room..." "I agree, I don't see this going anywhere" "No no, I meant the actual elephant here in this room" "Oh that's just Fred, don't worry about him! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3893 It's time to address the humans in the room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3894 I’m afraid we’ll lose sight of each other. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3895 I refuse to discuss it. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3896 i noticed; i just didn't say anything. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3897 I thought they were endangered. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3898 So let's talk about it--it's your turn to change her litter box. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3899 Sometimes it's a person in the room that's the problem, Gerald, not the elephant. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3900 Why must you keep ignoring me! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3901 What elephant in the room? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3902 Honey, where's the leash? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3903 Did you give him his diarrhea medicine? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3904 She's a real pleasure having around but I'm a little worried about when she grows up. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3905 This wasn't the type of erotic statue I had in mind... 1.1429 0.06343 63 58 1 4
3906 Don't worry honey, it's only an expression . . . 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3907 We need to talk. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3908 I see it, but it's your turn to walk it. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3909 Now's a good time to talk. He's sleeping. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3910 Well yes, it is high time. But I don't want to hurt his feelings. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3911 Talk about self-delusion! Trump will never be more than a horse's. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3912 Dear, I think Babar is about to go poo 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3913 I don't think the wee-wee pads are working. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3914 You can't keep bringing your work home with you, Donald. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3915 One of them's going to win. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3916 Who invited the party pooper? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3917 Do you know what today is? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3918 There seems to be an obvious truth we're not addressing here 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3919 They said this would help us talk about the divorce. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3920 It looks like we'll have to wait another four years. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3921 It's your pet. You clean up. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3922 Do you think it's time for his walk? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3923 This wasn't what I meant by Safari. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3924 Dear, I think we can no longer pretend not to notice the Republican in the room. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3925 It's just that she has an acute case of Scopophobia. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3926 Stop ignoring Steve. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3927 It's a law and odor issue. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3928 This is not what I meant by living in an ivory tower! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3929 At couples therapy this week, can we PLEASE discuss the elephant in the living room? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3930 Don't worry - He's house-trained.... 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3931 Yes I love baby elephants, I'm just saying this one has grown a lot. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3932 He's a great distraction until our furniture arrives. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3933 He says he thought he wanted to be in the room where it happens but now he just wants to start a TV network. Maybe you can show him out. He doesn't seem to listen to women. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3934 The donkey wouldn't have blocked the natural light. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3935 Just ignore it, and it will go away! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3936 Why can't we talk about it? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3937 He prefers if we use the term ""800-pound gorilla". 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3938 I'm fine. I'm just wondering if you asked whether he's house trained? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3939 This thing is house-trained, right? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3940 It's only a matter of time until you're outed as the ringleader. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3941 Stop arm-chair speculating in ivory. It is your turn to walk Horton. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3942 Still not going to talk about it, eh? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3943 You seem to be spending a lot of time with your decorator-friend Paul. Is there something you’re not telling me? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3944 Let's talk about your candidate. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3945 The elephant in the room, which we are not discussing, is now taking up 3/4 of our living room. What do you suggest we do now? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3946 Of course, I'm just the human in the room. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3947 It's safe to ignore him. He just remembered something. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3948 I'd be more selective in choice of topics! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3949 Now you can talk about it. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3950 The awkward issue no one's talking about in this election is that the GOP leadership is holed up in our living room. 1.1429 0.06343 63 58 1 4
3951 Roll up the rug. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3952 Does he do any tricks? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3953 Woaooo...sounds like an elephant fart! 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3954 Are you sure we can crate train him? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3955 I'm sorry!" We just cannot ignore it anymore. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3956 You always find a way to avoid my questions about your wife. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3957 Did the ASPCA promise he is housebroken? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3958 Why do you keep bringing up the elephant in the room if you won't talk about it? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3959 Could we go back to the 800-pound gorilla? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3960 He's here until the suspense of any recount is over 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3961 I can actually ignore him but I'll never get used to the poop. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3962 Hey, can we talk about the size of the room for the elephant? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3963 Honey, did you get the measurements for the couch? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3964 You probably don't want to talk about it but there's an elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3965 It's your turn to take him for a walk - I took him this morning. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3966 I think my shrink is psychic. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3967 Maybe, just maybe I could get used to the Elephant in the room, however could you speed up with that newspaper, she has to do a solid ! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3968 Is there something you wanted to talk about? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3969 We need to talk about it, the room is getting crowded. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3970 The organic ivory is growing! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3971 The obvious elephant in the room. Again not being addressed. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3972 What donkey? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3973 Ok smarty pants, who's gonna clean up the poop? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3974 Don't look at him. Just ignore him. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3975 Mr Trunk feels isolated after his party failed to acknowledged him. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3976 Are they changing their logo? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3977 The election is over but ya think there are things the country needs to discuss? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3978 Until those 'baskets of deplorables' are gone, we're keeping it here for safe keeping. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3979 Could we talk about something more pleasant? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3980 The people who use that expression are those poor deprived souls who've never actually owned one. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3981 Really? Elephant in the room? Is that supposed to be a joke? You're getting lazy Steve. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3982 Your metaphors are too heavy. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3983 That's not what I meant by the elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3984 Actually, I'd call it the room outside the elephant 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3985 I doubt this will make our living room great again.... 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3986 Some sun. A few clouds. Does it say anything about elephants? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3987 Honey is there something you're not telling me? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3988 Why not talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3989 I don’t care if he’s embarrassed – circuses are out, so back to RNC headquarters before he makes a big mess in here too. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3990 This must be a very serious issue. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3991 Let's talk about the man in the room. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3992 Don't you think the Republicans are going about it the wrong way? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3993 I told you we should have sent him to Alabama instead of Harvard. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3994 I'm just going to say it, Bernie is still available, right? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3995 How long does the GOP need to crash here before it gets back on its feet? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3996 Listen, there's something we need to talk about... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3997 Binky wants to be the elephant OUT of the room. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3998 Dear, I think Trumpee is ready for his constitutional. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3999 It's your turn to change the litter pan. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4000 I upgraded from Snow Leopard. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4001 I have never heard of a guard Elephant. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4002 The Libertarians are porcupines. I mean, can't we just switch? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4003 This new coffee table makes a real statement. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4004 A female donkey would suit us much better, don't you think? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4005 It's a long tale. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4006 All I can say is that your Grand Old Party mascot has a Big Fat Ass! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4007 Your mother called. Again. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4008 I still stand by building around the elephant. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4009 He ate the den and you just sit there and ignore the room in the elephant. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4010 There's a mouse in the house. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4011 Time for his walk and it's your turn. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4012 Frank, we have to talk about it. Politics or a pet? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4013 I don't think that paleo is the answer to weight loss. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4014 Just tip him and he'll go away. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4015 Why do you never want to talk about redecorating? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4016 The new rug really ties the room together. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4017 What does that have to do with my mom? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4018 You still can't see the GOP in the room? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4019 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4020 I see nothing. I hear nothing. I smell nothing. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4021 Well, has anyone posted a missing elephant? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4022 I'm afraid that this elephant is going to do to our house what Trump is doing to the Republican Party. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4023 I guess it doesn't make any difference if it is in the room or not." "What? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4024 But we agreed to take turns cleaning the litter box. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4025 Our prenupts say 800lbs was the limit. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4026 Why won't you ever admit there is an elephant in the room? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4027 I don't want to talk about it. About what? Nothing. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4028 Anything you might possibly wish to discuss? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4029 All right, if you won't talk about it, I will: We need new drapes. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4030 We tried the 800 pound gorilla but it just seemed too small for the room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4031 I want to talk about him too. Another cliche debunked! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4032 Let's talk. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4033 I wonder how the elephant feels when we acknowledge his presence? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4034 For heaven's sake Daryl, you've made your position clear. Can we just move on already? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4035 No, you got get the wheelbarrow. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4036 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4037 Harry, I am really concerned about the live load on the floor joists. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4038 Honey, we don't have a foyer. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4039 Can we talk about why the elephant is in the living roon? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4040 Tusk, tusk....it's not what I had in mind when I said to bring out the large trunk. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4041 So who's keeping it after the divorce? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4042 Dear, it's time we talked about the elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4043 The kids will be by to pick her up this weekend. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4044 Your mom came over today, but she just ignored me. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4045 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4046 I need a five letter world that starts with "D" for "Disney loser." 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4047 I would have preferred the 300 pound gorilla. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4048 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. What elephant? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4049 I feel as if we’re missing something. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4050 Why do you always have to make it an issue about gender? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4051 They tweet now. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4052 I am not going to state the obvious, but seriously? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4053 I think it's your turn to walk him - and none too soon! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4054 He's too political....I still miss our 800 pound gorilla. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4055 Good thing for you returns are free. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4056 If you don't finish that paper soon we're gonna have a mess. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4057 Do you think it's a political statement? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4058 Can you think of a Trump analogy, rather than just the obvious? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4059 Well, it wasn't me! 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4060 He starts weeping every time I try to bring it up. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4061 No, first we have to talk about you voting for Trump. Then, we can discuss the literal elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4062 There's an elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4063 I don't want to talk about it. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4064 I told you a thousand times not to bring your work at home. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4065 I know you think it's funny having an elephant named Donald Rump,but he has got to go. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4066 I want a divorce. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4067 Let's not and say we did. 1.1429 0.06343 63 58 1 4
4068 This way all our important conversations will be metaphorically ambiguous. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4069 If we ask him to leave now, he'll never forget. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4070 Elephant in what room? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4071 If we don't talk about it, it will keep getting bigger. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4072 I've been tip-toeing around this, but do you smell something? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4073 Honey, we just don't have room for your mother here. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4074 Shouldn't we consider the room around the elephant for once? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4075 I don't know honey... I'm just too tired tonight. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4076 I told you to let me know know when you bring home an elephant...I just CLEANED the rug! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4077 Put out that cigarette her tummy is rumbling! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4078 No, Jerome, you look! You're the one with gender issues. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4079 Tired of being constantly reduced to a cliche, Ernie finally decided to quietly leave to pursue his dreams as a Rockette. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4080 Gray elephants matter. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4081 Sure, let's move to the kitchen. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4082 Alice in 14B wants to know where we get those extra large kitty litter bags. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4083 He asked if we would help hide his shame. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4084 There's a piece of ass in the room." 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4085 Ignore it much longer and we'll have to talk about the elephant POOP in the room too. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4086 I don't want to talk about it. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4087 You can thank your buddies at PETA for banishing them from Ringling Brothers. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4088 Who does he think he is, Trump??? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4089 I said a parakeet, or a goldfish, but N-O-O-O, you said this was the winner! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4090 Are you trying to tell me something? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4091 No... I mean literally there is an elephant in the room... 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4092 Honestly, with the amount this dumbo was hyped up, I expected smaller hands.. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4093 I don't care whether it's an Indian or African elephant, Charles. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4094 Say, whatever happened to your pet elephant, Steven? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4095 Could we at least talk about it? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4096 Time for walkies. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4097 How many 800 lb gorillas do you see? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4098 He does not want to be seen until the elections are over. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4099 Trump told him to go back to Kenya. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4100 I told you that elephant egg was a good investment... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4101 Let's hope his poop is just as easy to ignore. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4102 It's a Trojan Elephant. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4103 It's time to tell him to move his butt out of here. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4104 I swear it's not political. I'm really leaving you. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4105 But I don't want him to keep government out of my life. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4106 They will never let us bring our little Pixie on the plane ! 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4107 I don't know why I'm thinking of him, but, really, the Republican candidate is simply an ass. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4108 If he raises his tail, it's time for evacuation. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4109 You didn't buy the litter? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4110 No, I don't want to talk about the you-know-what in the you-know-where. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4111 The Veterinarian said that an enema would help him feel better. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4112 I don't know if you noticed, dear, but the taxidermist dropped something off for you today. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4113 For once let's talk about the mess it makes in the room. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4114 Seriously its in the room! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4115 Damn you, Jeff Koons. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4116 Alright, so what do you want to talk about first? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4117 OK, we'll talk. But only because i really can't keep up with all the elephant poop. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4118 You think we really should talk about what..? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4119 Okay, let's get the obvious stuff out of the way... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4120 The headlines are bad enough but it's these rump lines that really terrify me! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4121 Honey, even in the elephant knows that you're in denial! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4122 We really need to talk about this rug. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4123 Think of it as a conversation piece for all the stuff you don't want to talk about. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4124 We need to talk. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4125 You know, a donkey will make a much more stable companion 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4126 I guess the elephant in the room isn't Trump anymore 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4127 If he does, you have to clean it up. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4128 Are you going to bring it up, or shall I? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4129 So, when are we going to talk about the Trump in the room? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4130 I want you to call Mr. Trump and tell him this not funny. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4131 Either that ... or we have to get a bigger room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4132 No, I don't wish to discuss an unresolved issue. There is an actual elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4133 He wouldn't get so big if you didn't make hay out of very little thing. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4134 We've been married twenty seven years, so believe me when I say it: you don't need to overcompensate for anything, even your penis. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4135 Don't go hyperbolic on me; I'm trying to read here. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4136 This support animal thing is going too far. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4137 He'll just have to learn how to clean up after himself. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4138 I refuse to acknowledge the Trump voters in the room. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4139 seriously? you want to talk about the elephant? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4140 I think we should talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4141 Let's hope his is constipated tonight 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4142 Don't say it, dear. It's just too easy - even for you. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4143 I promise I'll walk him every day. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4144 I told you there was no such thing as a miniature elephant. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4145 You promised you would teach him how to ride a bike. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4146 I still think it's better than a tiger. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4147 Look on the bright side, at least it's not an alligator. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4148 So beans fuel his magic carpet ride? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4149 What's the problem? I wanted ivory candlesticks; you lectured me about preserving habitat. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4150 The Republican's must really need our vote. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4151 You just take politics much too far. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4152 Quit blaming it on the elephant. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4153 I don't want to talk about it 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4154 I don't wanna talk about it. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4155 Yes, I think we should talk about it immediately. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4156 Let's just call it what it is: Trump. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4157 There's something we need to talk about. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4158 I'm just saying ,comparatively speaking. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4159 I just wish the elephant in the room wouldn't poop in the room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4160 You could at least call Tuskegee University and see if they need a mascot. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4161 Well, yeah, but what if the Great Randi is wrong? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4162 He's worried He's scared to go out ever since being hit by that bus. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4163 Thank goodness it is off of my chest but have you seen the cat? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4164 Is that what they mean when people say," it must be the elephant in the room."? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4165 No . . . I don't want to talk about it. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4166 Can we talk about it? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4167 Sure, I'll talk about it. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4168 It's the elephant in the room that we're not going to talk about. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4169 We've seen that face before, haven't we? 1.1429 0.06343 63 58 1 4
4170 I told you he'd grow too big for a Manhattan walk-up. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4171 Goddamn Craigslist! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4172 Whew... did you fart? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4173 And you thought the donkey was an ass? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4174 I guess now the shit's really going to hit the fan. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4175 I know you don't want to talk about it, but I think the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4176 I told you we needed to talk! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4177 can we at least order the peanut sauce on the side this time? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4178 I don't care if he's endangered, he's taking up our entire living room 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4179 Anything you need to tell me? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4180 I'm just going to come out and say it. You're a Republican, aren't you? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4181 Oh, that elephant in the living room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4182 I think we've talked about it enough. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4183 There's an elephant in the room! 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4184 And I always wondered where that expression came from. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4185 You're happy with our relationship right? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4186 You and your idiom artwork! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4187 I didn't think you were serious. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4188 I'm glad THAT'S done. Now, should we get delivery confirmation? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4189 It must be the welcoming gift from that party you think you belong to. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4190 Its not my problem 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4191 I'm glad we solved our problem. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4192 Call me nasty, but the joke's over. Get that thing out of here. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4193 I think she's pregnant. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4194 Guess what? 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4195 Trump told me he is giving them out to all the women before the election. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4196 We're democrats. What's up the with elephant? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4197 Nobody has more respect for elephants than I do, they just make boring topics of conversation. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4198 Oh, you want to see his trunk side. I thought you said show me his Trump side. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4199 Listen, here's the deal: I'm not gonna judge you for downloading all those weird, sexualized drawings of Sonic the Hedgehog and you're not gonna judge me for buying this elephant. His name is Skyler, deal with it. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4200 Are you sure he’s housebroken? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4201 Yes, there is an elephant in the room, and it's your total lack of appreciation for my love of animals. 1.1406 0.06247 64 59 1 4
4202 Honey, I think we need to look for a bigger place. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4203 The Proverbial Elephant is a strict 6 hour rental so let's make this discussion as humane as possible. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4204 He'll leave after the election. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4205 Can we talk about the big issue that we've been avoiding? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4206 It took a decade of these silences, but I now like him more than you. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4207 We need a bigger room 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4208 I know you don't want to talk about the Republicans but this stunt is a little ridiculous. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4209 Did you hear someone say 'Orange-skinned nightmare'? 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4210 We have to talk. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4211 I asked for an elevator not a elephant. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4212 We need to talk about the symbol of obstruction in the room. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4213 I've been ignoring it too long, let's talk about your secret republican leanings. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4214 But where shall I place the umbrella for now? 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4215 Can we talk about something besides the elephant in the room? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4216 I didn't want this either, but I guess now we have to support him. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4217 I really want to talk about it. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4218 For the Record, a pet rhino would take up less space. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4219 Now that the election is over, may we speak about the republican in the room? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4220 That's the last time we use a rescue league in Sri Lanka. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4221 It's your turn to give him a shower. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4222 A simple mousetrap would have been easier. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4223 So, what else is going on? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4224 So let me get this straight. After the kids ask why there is a huge elephant in the room, THEN we let them know about our plans for divorce? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4225 I'm glad we solved the problem. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4226 Talk to me! this joke is getting old 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4227 Are you sure you're going to vote for Hilary? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4228 I know your job is important, but let's address the elephant in the room. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4229 I prefer an outsider. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4230 We should rearrange the furniture. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4231 she said the sign at the circus said "elephants need not apply". 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4232 If this is your hint to vote for Trump, it's not going to work. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4233 This new coffee table isn't as big and unwieldy as the crooked media makes it out to be, believe me. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4234 How was your day? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4235 Be supportive, he's transitioning, he just hasn't decided to what yet. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4236 Honey, you already made your point. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4237 I'm hiding him from the Trump boys. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4238 I do want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4239 We may wonder how this creature got here, but at least we know what he is. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4240 Need I say it? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4241 I think his GPS was rigged. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4242 You never want to talk about the elephant in the room! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4243 And how was your day, dear ? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4244 We need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4245 I was going to make an overused joke here, but forget it. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4246 I hope you didn't feed him any beans for dinner. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4247 No, you're the ass....I told you to change parties years ago. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4248 I said we should invest in DUMBO, not Dumbo. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4249 Honey, let's talk about it. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4250 You can't ignore the elephant in the room forever, Jimmy. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4251 I'm leaving you. 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
4252 He's just a little nervous about the elections. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4253 The realtor never brought it up. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4254 Can we trade this in for a donkey!? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4255 Any news today? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4256 He's not the ONLY elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4257 I still think the condo was a bad idea. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4258 No, I was referring to the one between us. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4259 Can we talk? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4260 What elephant, dear? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4261 Is this a leed up to another one of your complaints about my mother? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4262 George ... we need to address the elephant in the room . It's the ceiling ... it's too high and you know it , we need to get it redone. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4263 He isn't pink. He isn't white. He's just...here. Shh! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4264 Why did someone write "127 Main Street" on the side of him? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4265 Well, I hope 'MR. FLYING CARPET' is house-trained. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4266 Have you seen the movie "There Will Be Blood?" 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4267 She thinks the Republicans can't see her, if she can't see them. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4268 I miss when it was just up to his eye. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4269 I don't care that you won't talk about it - I care that you won't clean up after it. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4270 I think it's time to cancel our monthly contribution to Trump 2016. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4271 We chose the wrong pet - and neither of us has had the courage to bring it up 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4272 How long are we supposed to pretend this is normal? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4273 Im just heading out, can I get you guys anything?" "I'm fine honey, Peter do you want anything from outside?" "No I'm fine, thanks though 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4274 We REALLY need to talk about the elephant in this room. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4275 Get him out now before he gets a leg up on both of us. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4276 But, darling, he won't go away unless you acknowledge you voted for Trump. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4277 I know you like reading the newspaper but we need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4278 That's the trouble with Trump. Every household has one now. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4279 Like Trump, we'll have a lot of excrement to clean up. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4280 NOW can we address the elephant in the room? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4281 I thought the Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey circus elephants retired in Florida. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4282 Seriously?, you won't even talk about this elephant in the room? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4283 Let's keep her mate in the spare bedroom until we get the HOA bylaws revised. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4284 The peanut-breath is starting to get to me. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4285 I think it's talking about us. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4286 He used to be in the big tent. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4287 If we forget about it, will it just go away? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4288 Let's continue to ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
4289 So Trish is going to be staying with us until her lawsuit against the bariatric surgeon is resolved. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4290 What elephant? What room? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4291 We're still not addressing the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4292 We've got to stop ignoring the elephant in the room ! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4293 That's not what I'm reading at #riggedmedia. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4294 Oh, yes, I agree, this year's presidential campaign has gone exceptionally well. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4295 Can we talk? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4296 Don't worry about him. That rule's only for 800 lb. gorillas. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4297 Well??? Are we??? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4298 I 'll take an elephant in the room any day over an 800 pound gorilla. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4299 This way, I'll never forget your birthday. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4300 Let's hope he remembers where he is! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4301 Bob: Crossword - 10 across (8 letters): "White Unspoken Awkwardness in the Room." Mary: Elephino. Bob: Yeah I'm not sure either. 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
4302 Relax! If he's not house trained I'll take him back to SPCA 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4303 Do you think we can get the taxidermist to also stuff our couch? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4304 Honey, I smell the stench of the Republican Party. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4305 I thought we agreed to vote Democrat this year. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4306 Come on, I’ve heard your thoughts on everything else. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4307 Next time we're getting a toy poodle. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4308 I suppose we should talk about him. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4309 So what's the shovel in the room? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4310 Yes, I know I did, but I assumed you meant a dog or a cat. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4311 Why did you promise to elephant-sit over the holidays? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4312 Tuck Frump. 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
4313 He can criticize women's bodies all day long, but what an ass! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4314 Honey, is it something you ate? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4315 I'm tired of politics. The end is near. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4316 It may sound like a cliche, but we really have to talk about it. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4317 Whadda ya mean, "What pachyderm?" 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4318 If you wanted peanuts, all you had to do was ask. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4319 So?? NOW can we talk about it??!! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4320 I call him that because he trumpets. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4321 But Larry I am talking about the elephant in the room 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4322 H e is fed up being a figure of speech! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4323 Ted, I think it's time we went back to the therapist. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4324 So, I guess neither of us is going to address Babar, then? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4325 Did they really mean it literally? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4326 Uh-oh, I forgot to buy the training pads. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4327 Do you want to talk about it? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4328 Are you really voting for Trump? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4329 So I told her, "It's a Chris Ofili elephant," and she hadn't a clue. 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
4330 Relax. He needs a place to store his trunk for a few days. He first got retired by Ringling Brothers and then fired by the Trump campaign. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4331 A few hands of bridge? Where are we going to find a fourth at this hour? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4332 I think he needs to go for a walk. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4333 I feel like we should address it 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4334 Does the elephant go right or left? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4335 First the giant python in the office, then the whale in the car, and now the elephant in the house -- where will it end, Bob? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4336 Sooner or later, one of us is going to have to bring up a yuuuuge issue. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4337 Don’t worry — I stocked up on extra air fresheners. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4338 Donald, I think we need to discuss the Elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
4339 My list is long, and feeding him prunes just adds to the list! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4340 But if there is no one there to hear him, Irving, does he make a sound? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4341 Thank God the Trump Laxative™ doesn't work. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4342 He's practicing his concession speech. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4343 Too on the nose? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4344 I admit I chuckled at "pachy-dorm" but that was in January, Carl. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4345 Do you really think the bad lighting in here is the elephant in the room? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4346 That offhand remark about how big she's gotten ... did you really consider her feelings? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4347 He’d be tolerable if he wasn’t gluten-free. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4348 Air B&B lets anyone in now, doesn't it? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4349 I've had it with your Republican extremism! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4350 Seriously? I can't imagine there's anything significant we haven't already discussed. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4351 He's depressed, he wants to watch the Ronnie Raygun marathon again. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4352 When Donald leaves the room he takes all the oxygen with him. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4353 I don't want to talk about it. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4354 I know it's endangered, but keeping it is not going to save the Party! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4355 But it's your turn to walk him! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4356 Look, he's gluten intolerant. The oats were just NOT a good idea. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4357 For so-called limited government, it sure is HUGE, obnoxious, and foul. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4358 Listen, I don't want to talk about it! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4359 GOP...gone, Trump Party... WRONG, Rump Party!! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4360 I told you to get a gorilla 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4361 I think the problem between us is that you have a monkey on your back. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4362 I can't believe you are voting for that person!!! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4363 Elephant? I don't see any elephant. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4364 We need to talk about the elephant dung in the room. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4365 What elephant? What room? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4366 Wait -- you support Trump? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4367 I'll be the one to bring up the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4368 Honey, get the air freshner! No, it's not my imagination, something around here really stinks! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4369 From this day forth, we shall call all elephants in the room Trump. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4370 You don't want to hear it but I'm voting for a donkey. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4371 I think I would be remiss if I didn't address this development. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4372 Next time you bet on the election, make the stakes a little more reasonable. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4373 I am going to ignore the obvious people in the room. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4374 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? Donald Trump may be President! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4375 Now can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4376 I’m not kidding, there's an elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4377 They talk as if I am nor even in the same room. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4378 Where are all of our peanuts going to? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4379 Reince, do you think the "Trump brand" will ever recover? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4380 All I said was "It's time to deal with the elephant in the room" 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4381 Remember to bring a shovel and a big bag. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4382 We absolutely can't downsize until we address the Elephant in the Room. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4383 He came with the rug. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4384 Is this your way of saying we don't need any more furniture? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4385 I thought you said it would leave once the election was over. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4386 Schrodinger's Elephant is back! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4387 Dear, I have to tell you something. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4388 Relax Donald … the elephant isn’t really in the room until Gloria Allred says so! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4389 So, how do you think we should re-start the Party? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4390 Whatever you do, i'm not voting for Trump. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4391 Why can't you just acknowledge the elephant in the room? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4392 Endangered species, my ass! He's never gonna' leave. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4393 Do I have to paint it pink before you address it? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4394 Sooner or later, he'll have to confront the truth about our marriage. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4395 I'm waiting for the other "shoe" to drop. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4396 I know it's "The Elephant" in the room ... but there's really an elephant in the room! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4397 Now about the elephant in the room -- not this one ..... 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4398 I thin by talking about it, we made it bigger. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4399 We cant ingnore it much longer .. 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
4400 I know this is your quiet time, but we HAVE to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4401 But isn't it better to actually have the elephant in the room? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4402 My god Peter. Now he's grabbing pachyderm pussy!!! 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
4403 While he's in here, can't we decorate him for Christmas? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4404 I've been meaning to ask, what exactly is wrong with ordering takeout? Or do you want to cook? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4405 It's getting harder to ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4406 Did I mention we're having company? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4407 Now that he's grown too big to ignore, I think we should give him a name. Does "Donald T. Rump" sound too ridiculous? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4408 We need to talk... 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4409 Well then, lets compromise and call him Comey! 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
4410 Have you read anything about a lost trump? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4411 Sure the other apartments were nice, but this is the real DUMBO. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4412 It was speaking metaphorically. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4413 Hey Corky, Bimbo goes or I go. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4414 I guess there's little left to say. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4415 Are we going to discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4416 I know you do not want to discuss it but the curbs on our street are overwhelmed. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4417 Those Trump boys will never find him here. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4418 The inspector from Housing Authority stopped by today and said, "we have to address the elephant in the room". He laughed as if it was funny. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4419 He wishes he could forget that you didn't walk him yesterday, but he just can't. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4420 I really don't feel like talking about it, dear. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4421 Let's discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4422 Week after week, you check for your name in the back of that magazine, but your submissions will never be picked for the caption contest! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4423 Don't try and pretend the whole thing doesn't smell. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4424 It's not that I mind taking him walkies Gerald. I'm just thinking about all the poop bags. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4425 It was easier to ignore when its trump was smaller. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4426 Today? oh not much to speak of. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4427 Judging by this elephant the Republicans are bigger than we thought! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4428 Harold, your unwillingness to admit your affair is not the elephant in the room. The real issue is...the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4429 You said you wanted to help. He'll be back on his feet in 4 years or so. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4430 OK-- YOU MADE YOUR POINT--YOUR VOTING REPUBLICAN. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4431 Oh, come on honey, pull my finger. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4432 This house isn't big enough for the three of us. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4433 I told you not to bait the mouse traps with peanut butter. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4434 One more remark about the elephant in the room and I'm out of here. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4435 No, this is not what is meant by a figure of speech! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4436 How much longer to you want to ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4437 I hope the elephant in the room doesn't become an issue between us. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4438 'If you say so, dear' is not a solution. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4439 He's un-endorsed Trump 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4440 I know you're GOP, big-ly, but ... 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4441 What's that smell? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4442 Your turn to take him out. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4443 You're the one who smells like the African savanna. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4444 Let's stop ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4445 I'm still voting for Hillary, and you are my symbol mister jackass. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4446 I'm sorry, Darling.Is there something on your mind?? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4447 I think it's time we talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4448 I meant the soap. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4449 I had a call from the condo association today about our Wilbur. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4450 With this election there is one in every room in the house! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4451 I realize this elephant-in-the-room therapy is the trend, but to me, it stinks. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4452 Now what was it you wanted to talk about? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4453 I think we need to talk about what's coming. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4454 Did you toot?! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4455 But when was the last time you acknowledged me? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4456 What elephant in the room? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4457 That's what you get for buying peanuts in bulk again. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4458 I'm not going to say it. It's too cliché. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4459 Your pet no longer fits our life style. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4460 Eleven women! 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
4461 He was a cute calf when we first saw him in the, "Adopt a Pet", ad. 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
4462 OK, let's vote Democratic. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4463 Did you see the bedroom this morning?! Maybe we shouldn't have been in such a hurry to get him out of diapers. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4464 The elephant in the room may have small hands, but he has a big butt! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4465 We need to talk. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4466 OK, OK. You made your point...let's talk. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4467 Are you going to tell me what that Trump bumper sticker is doing on your car? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4468 Do you think he knows we're here?? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4469 He escaped from the Republican circus. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4470 Maybe it's time we talk to the Elephant in the room! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4471 Oh, him? Well, I stopped off at Costco this afternoon to pick up groceries, and it turns out they're selling pets now... 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4472 Well maybe the thing would leave if we stopped addressing it? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4473 I'll be happy when this election is over and we don't throw our political beliefs in each other's faces. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4474 Stop avoiding the subject. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4475 Peter, I explicitly said we were not going to mention the elephant in the room! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4476 I told you not to let her watch the debate! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4477 It'll only be a few days: he's in witness protection. Not a word to the Trump "children", understand? They sue at the drop of a hat... 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
4478 I wish they'd stop talking about me. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4479 I'm not ignoring you - but there really is an elephant in here! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4480 Talk about the elephant in the room! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4481 HE NEEDS TO USE THE TOILET! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4482 Is it too late to build a wall between us and him. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4483 Well, he can't fit in the bathroom, that's why he's here! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4484 Sure, I'm perfectly happy in our marriage, why? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4485 Dear, you are hallucinating again. It's pink, not blue. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4486 Who knew they could grow so big? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4487 She says to him: Finally, an end in sight. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4488 Got Peanuts? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4489 We're changing this elephant to a Donkey come Novemer 8th! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4490 I think we need to talk... 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
4491 He doesn't belong here. This is a foyer, not a room. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4492 I think we should name him "Idiom"; what do you think? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4493 You do more damage in your stilettos 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4494 No, I don't think we should discuss getting a bigger room. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4495 'Horace dear, put down your paper." I have something I must tell you." 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4496 Let's discuss the elephant in the room, or as the democrats would put it, whiskey tango foxtrot. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4497 It's been six days, and Paul Ryan still hasn't come out. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4498 Ok, now I finally get that old saying. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4499 There's something I want to . . . oh, never mind. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4500 Oh for God’s sake, John. We’ve been married for 23 years; I shouldn’t have to spell it out. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4501 Last week it was "It ain't over till the fat lady sings." 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4502 How did Trump get his rump in here? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4503 Frank, we can't keep ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4504 I think I felt a pea under my mattress last night. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4505 It's about the room in the elephant! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4506 Let's address the elephant in the room. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4507 I still don't like your side of the family. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4508 He says he's here to address the humans in the room. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4509 Your #NeverTrump stunts are getting a bit too on the nose, don't you think? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4510 "It was delivered from India in 24 hours, on this magic carpet, just in time for your birthday dear". 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4511 Early polling results?, Shhhh! Someone has big ears... 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4512 When he lets loose from that end you'll finally have to acknowledge his presence. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4513 This super pac spending is getting entirely out of hand. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4514 No, no. An _actual_ elephant in the room that we're not talking about. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4515 Oh. I thought you said that the Republican TRUMP was visiting. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4516 Lift the tail and deflated Republican air will come out. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4517 He is not going to leave until we talk! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4518 It used to be lighter here. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4519 I think we should've gotten a dog. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4520 We've got to do something about the cafe curtains. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4521 Just remember to take the pooper scooper when you walk Babar tonight. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4522 Were too old to have an elephant in the room! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4523 There is something in the room that we can't ignore. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4524 Isn't it time to address the elephant in the room 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4525 Can we delete this? It worked for her emails. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4526 It's your turn to walk the elephant, Dear. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4527 "There's a gorilla in the room.", "There's an orca in the room.", "There's a T-rex in the room." Nice phrases, but something's still off. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4528 He gives "Walking the dog" a whole new meaning 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4529 Nobody wants him, not even the Towers. 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
4530 We're going to need a bigger room. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4531 I think the g-o-r-i-l-l-a was better company. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4532 I undertand that you are trying to save the party's image. But is it a reason to hide the mascot in our living room? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4533 If you're trying to gaslight me, good luck with the hallway carpet. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4534 Is this a hint about our marriage? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4535 You hurt his feelings by washing his Dumbo squeaky. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4536 I always thought Elephant in the Room was just a figure of speech 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4537 Look at the bright side - we'd save a ton on rent in Toronto. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4538 What? What elephant? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4539 Quick, Henry. Where is the cat litter box? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4540 It's one thing to address the elephant in the room, Harold... but feeding it incessantly is another thing altogether. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4541 Please don't ignore Donald, because you don't want to experience what his rump dumps. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4542 I told you this would happen if you kept leaving out peanuts in the snack bowl. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4543 You're with Her, right? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4544 It's not the fact that it's in the room, it's the mess we've got to clean up when it's gone after Tuesday." 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4545 I think of you as a zookeeper, dear. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4546 We picked the wrong elephant. Can we send him back? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4547 To vote for him, do I just pull the tail 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4548 Nope. Not gonna discuss it. There is nothing to say. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4549 Did you think about the proposition I made you last week about moving to a bigger place? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4550 If we can't talk about sex, it's bound to become one of those; one of those; what did Dostoevsky call it ? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4551 I think we've seen the last of the peanuts I dropped. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4552 You keep bringing it up, Jim. But I don't see what my pet elephant has to do with the fact that we don't make love anymore. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4553 OK. I get it. We should talk! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4554 I can't ignore it anymore! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4555 We were so lucky to find a veterinarian who makes house calls. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4556 OK, let's not talk about the Elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4557 It appears to be a new strategy. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4558 Is there something you think we should discuss? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4559 Your paper is blocking the light, Dear 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4560 Do you really believe in party solidarity or do you just not see the elephant in the room? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4561 Even so, it's rude not to offer a lady your chair. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4562 You carried your commitment to the Republican Party too far. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4563 Should we talk about the 800 pound gorilla on your back? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4564 Your turn to walk him, don't forget the 60 gallon garbage bag 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4565 So that's what you traded that 800 pound gorilla for! I still think that makes you an ignore-Amos. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4566 This has simply gone too far. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4567 I don't believe in elephants. Do you? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4568 That smell is the other elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4569 I'm sorry! "Foster a zoo animal" seemed like a good idea! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4570 Are you still going to take him out for a walk before we go to bed? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4571 She said she'd forgive but never forget the snarky "you're- making -my -life- a- circus" crack. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4572 Oh no, dear - it's way more than 800 pounds. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4573 Elephant? What elephant? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4574 Tell m again why you thought a sign on the front yard was ostentatious. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4575 What? You're the one who said you wanted to dress an elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4576 She wants Gloria Allred’s telephone number. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4577 I find elephants in the room make the best conversation topics. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4578 Funny smell?" "No, I do not smell anything. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4579 Yes, we NEED to discuss this! However, I do not want to use the old cliche about the elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4580 He wouldn't get so big if you didn't make hay out of every little thing. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4581 Did one of us forget to buy more litter? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4582 Are we just going to ignore the elephant in the room? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4583 It's your turn to clean up the you know what from the you know who. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4584 Do you think we should start looking for a larger apartment? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4585 I have a feeling Ellie needs to go out. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4586 I distinctly remember calling him a horse's ass. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4587 I think he got that one......let's switch to blond jokes. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4588 There's no room for an elephant 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4589 Can we address the republican in the room? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4590 I think we should get a different coffee table. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4591 We can't go on like this. Just admit it: you're a poacher. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4592 I'll give you tons of reasons why not! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4593 Harold, let's talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4594 If it farts once more I will just have to mention it. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4595 It's feeling so claustrophobic here - don't you think it's time we move to a bigger place? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4596 We need either a bigger room or a smaller elephant. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4597 He must have heard our conversation about the G.O.P.! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4598 Her "no starch" diet isn't going so well I'm afraid. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4599 You were oversold. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4600 OK, let's talk about it. It's the flatulence, stupid. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4601 Shh! Don't say anything. Pretend he's not here and and he will go away. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4602 The real elephant in the room is that neither of us are talking about the elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4603 Should we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4604 He's not yuge. He's an elephant in name only. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4605 How do I know what beast Hannibal marched over the Alps? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4606 We'll never get this cleaned up. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4607 Look, he just started retirement. Give him time to adjust. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4608 Is he house broke? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4609 This address definitely makes her look fat. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4610 You don't see how he's weighing us down? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4611 Honey, we have to talk about it now -- or we will soon have to talk about something else. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4612 Why do you keep talking about an elephant in the room? Are you dellusional? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4613 Isn't this taking your Republicanism a bit too far? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4614 Is this the large pachyage you were telling me about? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4615 I thought it would be a lot noisier! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4616 No, Phyllis, I can't make him sit in the corner. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4617 I believe that's a subspecies of Loxodonta africana in the room. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4618 No, I meant literally. But now that you mention it, dual custody is probably best. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4619 Really John, how damn big does a problem have to get before your willing to discuss things? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4620 It must be instinctive. The just seem to know how to use the litter rug. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4621 Bill, a part of the adoption agreement is that we wouldn't keep him outside. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4622 Sure, you want to invite new neighbors, but Republicans are too inflated. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4623 Frank, I think it is time to take Elli back to the zoo. 1.1167 0.05867 60 56 1 3
4624 what do you mean you're color blind? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4625 Let's just get it over with 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4626 It's only a pet if it wants to be a pet. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4627 Can't we just deal with it. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4628 I can't say why, but we're going to need a really big shovel. 1.1167 0.05867 60 56 1 3
4629 Honey, we can no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4630 Still refusing to address it? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4631 Let's get it over with Frank, there's an extremely large mammal in the room. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4632 Okay, I will acknowledge that he is in the room, but are you sure that he is housebroken? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4633 I think we need to talk about it. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4634 Is it just me or was it easier with the 800-pound gorilla? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4635 If you took your nose out of the g**damn newspaper, maybe you'd notice the elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4636 I don't want to talk about it. Do you want to talk about it? I don't even know what you're talking about. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4637 Cute, but I'm really NOT in the mood for your double entendre stunt! 1.1167 0.05867 60 56 1 3
4638 If he raises his tail run for it! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4639 You're kidding. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4640 You never have anything to talk about. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4641 The Ringling Brothers people said it was a pigmy elephant that would not grow bigger than a St. Bernard. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4642 Look at the trunk on that junk! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4643 He just showed up on the porch, lost and hungry. He won't eat or drink. I felt sorry for him. We've got to get him to the animal shelter. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4644 Can we keep him? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4645 'If it farts we may actually die! Do you want that on your tombstone?" 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4646 I just couldn't find any of those red hats. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4647 I can't say I'm a fan of the sharing economy 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4648 I have avoided it up to now, but there is something troubling me deeply. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4649 He' looking for a place he can fit in 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4650 Are you saying I'm fat? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4651 That will never do as a coffee table. Also, you're never going to the dump alone again. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4652 Why do I always feel as if I'm the elephant in the room? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4653 ...not to mention something else that has to go after the election, too. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4654 Maybe we should agree to disagree...the elephant seems to have had enough. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4655 We can avoid talking about HIM all you want, but you'd better believe we're going to have a conversation about what he did to the front door. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4656 Do you really expect me to say the obvious line here? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4657 The one that isn't in the room is out campaigning. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4658 Remind me again of the expression. Is it the 800 lb. gorilla in the room? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4659 It's terrifying when she wants tummy rubs. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4660 so glad it was just locker room bravado! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4661 Dear, I've asked you to please not mention the election any more. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4662 Time to put down the newspaper and deal with the elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4663 There's something obvious that we've needed to talk about, but just haven't. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4664 I don't care that it is white, what I am worried about is, that it's right here, in our room. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4665 No, it's your turn to take Mr. Snuffleupagus for a walk ! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4666 It is time to admit it - he is HERE! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4667 We don't have to talk about it, just please tell me you have a really big litter box somewhere. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4668 There's an elephant in the room or are you leaving me? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4669 Now, how do we get this elephant out of the room? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4670 Donald set precedent. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4671 Well, he's certainly more than a horse's ass. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4672 How do you ignore the elephant in the room? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4673 It's just like you not to talk about the elephant in the room! 1.1167 0.05867 60 56 1 3
4674 Listen, I'd let you keep him if it weren't for that trunk. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4675 I think we need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4676 I am hoping that on Nov 9th he will be able to again go out and, this time, not remember. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4677 "Get a pet!" you said. "Get a pet!" Well...? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4678 Why do you keep insisting that we have an elephant in the room? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4679 Now while he's in timeout, let's talk about the elephant in the room 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4680 I told you not to complain about the 800 pound gorilla in the room 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4681 You know, Mike, for once I think we need to talk about us. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4682 Why do you always take everything to its magical extreme? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4683 They won't let her register as an independent. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4684 Her: Does it say how to deflate it ? Him: I'm looking. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4685 where did you get the elephant--what elephant 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4686 Don't worry, hopefully he'll leave on November 9th. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4687 Harry, there's been something I've been wanted to talk about. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4688 Let's talk about the elephant in the room - you hate this top, don't you. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4689 Can we please talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4690 Let's not talk about the elephant in the room 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4691 No dear, elephants don't bark. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4692 No, you walk him tonight. The steam shovel is in the driveway. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4693 I'd like to address the elephant in the room 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4694 It got rid of the black sheep in the family. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4695 Now let's talk about the room in the elephant. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4696 How can you not see the Oliphant in the room? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4697 That's not what I meant when I said we need to address the elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4698 And the elephant is still not the biggest one in the room. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4699 Its an absolute sign, John. We must vote straight Republican this year. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4700 Looks like the 400 lb Gorilla didn't work 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4701 Dear, I think your perception of my mother is a bit oversized 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4702 No, I mean there’s literally an elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4703 Elephant in the room? Whatever are you talking about? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4704 We should talk about this in the rumpus room. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4705 At least there's not two of them. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4706 The obvious problem that is going unaddressed is the elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4707 I get that your point of view is different, but we still need to talk about it. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4708 Can't you at least put some newspapers down? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4709 How come you never ask me about *my* day? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4710 Shut up about the elephant in the room. We're all aware of the elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4711 Frank, you're ignoring the elephant in the room and now it's hungry. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4712 Didn't you ask for a donkey ? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4713 oh fuck 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4714 The ten day forecast says clear skies and chilly. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4715 When you married me you said you were fine with family staying with us no matter if they were broke, unemployed, or swallowed by an elephant. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4716 Henry, I think it's about time we discussed the affair you had while on safari. And... don't even think of trying to sweep it under the rug. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4717 Now we can finally talk, the gorilla has left the room. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4718 Fine, but I want to talk about the 800-pound gorilla in the room. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4719 Maybe she did pack her trunk and say goodbye to the circus, but are you sure the rest isn't just locker room talk? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4720 The duck insurance took up less space. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4721 After all he's done, the least Trump could do is house the Party mascot for the next four years. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4722 If something were bothering me, I'd say so. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4723 I think we should really address the elephant in the room before continuing 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4724 We need to talk about Donnie. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4725 Once he is potty trained, we can move the furniture back in here. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4726 The elephant in the room? What elephant in the room? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4727 I see nothing in the room. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4728 Are you going to address the elephant in the room? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4729 Ignore the elephant. Just pretend it's not here. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4730 What? "Dark side of the moon" is your favorite 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4731 Do you get a mahout with this pachyderm? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4732 Yes, I HAVE noticed it in the room. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4733 Nosy bastard. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4734 He's hurting. Somebody said he's fat and ugly. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4735 Smaller portions? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4736 It's time, Harold, that we talked about the only real elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4737 There is an elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4738 Is there something you want to tell me? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4739 We'll get to that after we discuss your second family. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4740 It's time we kicked him out of the nest. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4741 One should think about the future when buying a pet! Living in the moment does not aleways work! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4742 We should've gone to Europe. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4743 What's that funny smell? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4744 Honey, we literally need to address the elephant in the room! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4745 I think things are really getting better between us....but I think the apartment is feeling small. 1.1167 0.05867 60 56 1 3
4746 Will you please acknowledge him so he can leave? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4747 You picked him, you clean up after him. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4748 Why can't he stay with the Trumps? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4749 Agreed, but how else can we get rid of all the peanuts? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4750 No, he can't go out until after the election. People will think we're voting for...shhh...you know who! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4751 The chastity belt has upped its ante. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4752 I just feel like we could use more space. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4753 I just can't understand why we keep running out of peanuts. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4754 Should we try an open concept? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4755 Are we actually REQUIRED to have an elephant in the room? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4756 I understand the saying,but there is a REAL elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4757 I told you it would backfire. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4758 Do you really want to talk about the Republican Party right now? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4759 Nature calls. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4760 Do you think the coffee beans are worth all this? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4761 Don't you see the elephant in the room? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4762 Elephant or ass in the upcoming election?Decisions, decisions... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4763 Let's talk instead about moving the carpet. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4764 In hindsight, maybe we should have bought a bigger house! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4765 How is he looking in his Senate race? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4766 Don't be fooled by that weather report- I know there's an earthquake coming 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4767 I wonder if we can afford to continue to be part of the Save The Elephants movement. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4768 Well, maybe this is just the big end of a tired, old metaphor. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4769 I was tired of the cliche'! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4770 Of course, this just underscores the 800-pound gorilla in the room. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4771 I think it's time we consulted the elephant in the room. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4772 It's too cliche to ignore him. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4773 Can we talk about the Republican in the corner? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4774 Dexter, I have a secret to share with you. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4775 The GOP delivered him yesterday, just in time for the holidays. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4776 No dear, it is your turn to take her for a walk. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4777 It's ok as a metaphors, but.... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4778 I know our problems are obvious but you didn't have to fit an actual elephant in the room to make your point 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4779 And then she said, 'One day, you two are going to have to have the conversation about why your ceilings are so high.' 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4780 Honey, if that's what you want to do, don't let anything stand in your way. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4781 He's not here to make you wonder how he got in, he's here to get you to talk about the time you've been spending with that woman from work. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4782 I'm glad you're sitting down for this... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4783 Call me crazy, but you're going to miss seeing his droppings. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4784 " OK BOB . ENOUGH IS ENOUGH . I KNOW YOUR VOTING FOR TRUMP !! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4785 If your going to let it stay in the room, at least have it wipe it's feet. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4786 We've just got to talk about it. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4787 I can take a hint. Mine's too small, and not fully rounded. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4788 Stop reading the newspaper and put it under Dumpo, or you’ll have to shampoo the rug again. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4789 Okay. Go ahead and vote for Trump, but get rid of the elephant. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4790 The way that woman talks, it's like I'm not even in the room. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4791 The rest is silence. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4792 OK! I get the message! It's bigger than both of us!" "OK! I get the message. It's bigger than both of us! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4793 He thought we’d stopped loving him. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4794 The elephant in the room is that you're no six hundred pound gorilla. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4795 So...what do you want to talk about? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4796 Look, you've got to walk him. Nobody's going to snicker at you just because the Republican Party is in shambles. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4797 We can only hope that the next cull will get rid of him. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4798 ...and I don't want to talk about Donald Trump either! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4799 Look, I know Jumanji is your favorite movie... 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4800 I didn't want to mention it but there is literally an elephant in the room. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4801 Shouldn't we discuss this before Election Day? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4802 Let's hope in four years we can send him back to Washington. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4803 No, I'm not ignoring him. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4804 He promised us it would be "...UGE"! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4805 He's hiding from Trump. Let's hope he doesn't shit all over us. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4806 Maybe it would be fine if we had a bigger apartment. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4807 I told you we were low on elephant food. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4808 SO WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME YOUR MOTHER WAS COMING TO VISIT! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4809 I can't recall the expression for this type of situation. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4810 Are you sure Fido, here, is a Shar-Pei? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4811 Not talking about it doesn't help! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4812 Yes darling, it tis a tad stuffy in here. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4813 So, you still don't think we should get that expansion? 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4814 Do you Smell roasted peanuts? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4815 Are you telling me he's not housebroken yet? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4816 The new model has over 10 LBs of memory. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4817 MYRTLE, THIS IS THE END 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4818 I guess you're right. He is better off here than with Ringling Brothers. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4819 Whatever you do, don't say 'Trump' 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4820 Don't you like the new gray wallpaper in this room? 1.1148 0.05773 61 57 1 3
4821 Whad'ya mean I'm ignoring the elephant in the room? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4822 Forget the pooper-scooper and take the dump-truck. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4823 Let's not talk about the elephant in the room 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4824 It's like my mother always said, a room isn't a room without one. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4825 You asked him in. Now, please, would you kindly ask him to leave? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4826 I told you this apartment was big enough for an elephant. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4827 You said he was only going to stay until election day. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4828 OK, but first let's talk about ... paper clips. Or shoelaces. Or frying pans ... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4829 He hates it when we talk about anything that's not in the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4830 We have an unaired issue between us, and it's time to put words to it. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4831 Don't you think you should have told me we were having company for dinner? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4832 We really need to talk about the 800-pound gorilla in the room... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4833 I swear, if he has an accident in the house, you won't see a Clinton or a Trump presidency! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4834 Do you think you know who will go you know where once the election is over? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4835 Friday is the deadline and you haven't mentioned it. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4836 I think we need to have a serious discussion about the elephant in the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4837 If we recognize that it is here will it go away 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4838 I told you not to order any mammals 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4839 It stinks, but it won't linger 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4840 I know you're from Mars but could you, I mean, WOULD you look up? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4841 Do you expect to find how to paper train your elephant in the sports section? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4842 No. I don't notice anything strange. Why do you ask? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4843 I Know its a good set up for the joke, But it just takes up too much space. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4844 How bout we don't talk about the elephant in the room 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4845 This elephant is REALLY in the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4846 So, if we address it and it disappears, do we get the couch and armchair back? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4847 What do you mean, 'Don't mention it,'? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4848 Why, it's all the rage! Everyone's talking about it. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4849 it was a gift from the republican party 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4850 Maybe it's supposed to be a metaphorical idiom, but its literal presence blocks my view of the ghastly painting on the opposite wall. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4851 lets call him Trumpy... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4852 let me guess: you went to the mall. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4853 Your timeout will be over November 9th, once you learn your lesson. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4854 Ss 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4855 He ran away from the circus after being beaten by an orange clown. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4856 Pay no attention, she will go away 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4857 That tight feeling you get at the tail end of election season. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4858 I'm just saying dear that for as much time as you spend at the office, one would think you'd be bringing home a bigger paycheck. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4859 I guess it's OBVIOUS, that we need to discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4860 Your hints are getting more clever but I'm still not voting for him! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4861 These GOP ads are yuge! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4862 It says here if Hillary wins, she promised to put an Elephant in every Home !!! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4863 Do you have to be so damn literal? I know we have to deal with a huge elephant in the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4864 Republicans? That's strange They were here a moment ago. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4865 I think that he is much more than 800 lbs. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4866 Just ignore the elephant in the room, he wants attention. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4867 Let him out and bring in wildebeest. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4868 I know he never forgets but can we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4869 Let me guess, your first time at couples counseling too? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4870 Okay, I know you're supporting Trump and .... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4871 Can we talk about it? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4872 Yes, this year it's much cheaper than the donkey, but really? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4873 Well it's good to see the GOP is not dead yet. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4874 We need to talk. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4875 Guess November 8th means the tail end of the GOP! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4876 I get it, you don't want to move into a studio. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4877 Some think he's a heavy weight. I think he's full of hot air! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4878 Saving one elephant is not going to help a lot but its a start. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4879 We're gonna need a bigger room. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4880 I thought you said the circus was going to pick him up on November 9th? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4881 I do not wish to disturb you,but...!! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4882 Why don't we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4883 What you really want to know is whether I'll press the nuclear trigger 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4884 Can we stop ignoring this and talk about why you're voting for Trump already??? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4885 Ok, I get it, there's something we're not talking about... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4886 Can we please stop talking about the elephant in the room! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4887 He must be a nice wildebeest - they met at the Zoo Mixer. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4888 You made your point whom you are voting for. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4889 It’s your turn to scoop the litter box. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4890 Oh, come on! I didn't mean "literally the elephant in the room" literally! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4891 I thought the saying was about an elephant in the room not a lamp 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4892 Daryl, I can almost see the ugly underbelly. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4893 OK you win I now accept the idea of the elephant in the room 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4894 I think you need to address the elephant in the room. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4895 You do realize there is an elephant in the room? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4896 So you are still voting for him even if we will have to clean up the living room? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4897 Mind the elephant, dear. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4898 He was a gift from your mother, so you have to clean up when he makes a mess.And by the way his name is Donald 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4899 I'm just sayin'..... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4900 What does it say about the weather? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4901 *they're 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4902 You want to switch to digital? Seriously? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4903 Henry, you need more paper. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4904 That was not me, the trunk makes noise, not the other end. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4905 I told you before we moved here that this room was too small. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4906 I told you we should have decorated ourselves. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4907 I'm ready to admit that the rabbi gave us bad advice. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4908 Let's talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4909 I thought it was just an expression, but honey, there IS an elephant in the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4910 I thought we should prepare for the family Thanksgiving early this year... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4911 We are being mooned by our "elephant in the room"! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4912 No problem," you said on November 9. "We'll take care of it. Let the Johnsons deal with the Make America Great hat surplus. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4913 I think it's time we talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4914 I told you voting early for Trump was a bad idea. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4915 Just ignore him. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4916 " OK, I'll ignore IT if you ignore IT - but only if YOU clean up IT'S poop "... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4917 No, this is a simile. Somewhat smaller and from S. E. Asia. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4918 For years you've always say there was an elephant in the room. Now I know what you're talking about. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4919 Elwood, this is the new Harvey? The old Harvey fit in our livingroom so much better. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4920 Well he has gained weight and someone had to bring it up! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4921 I really don't want to discuss it. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4922 "Does the Cartoonist think we know ALL the clichés"? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4923 Just ignore him. He's feeling self conscious since he gained that 20 pounds. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4924 Not every one of our issues requires him 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4925 Whatever do you mean? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4926 You must see we can’t wait ‘til your mother visits to return her gift. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4927 He wouldn't get so big if you didn't make hay out of every little thing. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4928 Are we going to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4929 "He followed YOU home. YOU find the snow shovel." [The "YOUs" should be in italics] 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4930 I think we can continue to ignore it unless there's an outburst of trumpeting. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4931 I told you to put him in the dining room! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4932 Party politics aside, I said Trump not trunk. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4933 It's your turn with the q-tips. He just can't hear us. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4934 We need a larger room. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4935 It's the elephant in the room. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4936 This way we don't have to talk about the election. 1.1017 0.05769 59 56 0 3
4937 We need to acknowledge your metaphorical idiom needs a bigger room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4938 But I asked for a horse. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4939 Go ahead, I dare you. Just say "let's discuss the elephant in the room" and see what happens. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4940 We need to talk about the elephant in the room 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4941 It's his reading of the electoral map. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4942 I can smell your attitude. You want to talk about my mother! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4943 After the circus laid him off, all he does is stand there staring at the walls. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4944 Okay, Heads I Win, Tails You Lose! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4945 No, we literally need to talk about the elephant in the room 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4946 I still think we should've bought two -- cuz the third one was free! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4947 He's very well trained and his name is Trump. So please don't say "dump Trump" anymore! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4948 Put that paper down and address the elephant in the room! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4949 Freedom's just another word for ignoring that thing. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4950 Let's agree to disagree. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4951 Soo-are we going to talk about it, you know... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4952 If you're not comfortable, there's 131 other rooms. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4953 Can we at least ask who he's voting for? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4954 I thought you said 'HORSE'S ass.' 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4955 Where's KellyAnne Conway when you need her? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4956 ''the maid has to go, that's the third time I've pulled the call cord." 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4957 Your literalism is out of control and needs to be discussed. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4958 I know she doesn't like to be talked about. (With "like" in italics for emphasis.) 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4959 I heard you bought a new trunk 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4960 "I think we should name her 'White'". 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4961 OK. I need to raise an issue that neither of us has felt comfortable addressing. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4962 How can you still refuse to talk about what's in the room? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4963 I told you he's not all ears! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4964 I'm not blind! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4965 We can't ignore the elephant in the room, you are the only person who still reads the newspaper. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4966 At least, it's better than having the full-sized current candidate standing there. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4967 His name is Pinocchio's Nose. He swells every time Trump lies. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4968 Ok smarty pants,so much for his diet,what's plan B ? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4969 I keep telling you that we have a problem, but you just won't listen to me. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4970 I think it's time to do your taxidermy return. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4971 So, are you going to bring it up, or are you going to let that thing pachyderm all over the rug? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4972 I say we name him Pachydermass. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4973 He voluntarily self-deported until after November 8th 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4974 OK, Let's discuss the big elephant in the room 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4975 What would you like for dinner? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4976 Point made. Fish are not the only creatures that grow to the size of their environment.... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4977 I told you we should have acknowledged the elephant in the room sooner! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4978 I think we should both acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4979 Don’t you just hate that expression ‘the elephant in the room’? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4980 Should I have bought another goldfish? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4981 There's something obvious we need to talk about. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4982 Ronald, it's not about HIM! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4983 Housebroken or not, an exotic pet isn’t salvaging our relationship! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4984 I hesitate to point out the... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4985 What? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4986 You've made your point; it's not necessarily a metaphor. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4987 Oh my, that's disgusting! I told you not to get him the high fiber food. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4988 Tell me more about Trump! What else could there be talk about? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4989 My parents are Republicans... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4990 Need the Jumbo Pooper Scooper. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4991 All the ladies are wearing them now, after Lord Donald arrived in the village. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4992 Okay, okay. I like Dilbert! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4993 I don't care about the elephant *in* the room; I care about what he'll *leave* in the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4994 I would really rather not talk about it, ok? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4995 You do realize that our votes can cancel each other. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4996 Got him for free at the Rescue Elephant place 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4997 I think this is just a tad beyond miss-communication 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4998 OK big shot, we have a Republican bigee in the house, what's next ? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4999 I told you I was a closeted Republican. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5000 He stands firm: until we talk about him, he's not leaving the room! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5001 Let's talk about how your attraction to me is a 'monkey on your back'. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5002 Honey, we need to talk about something. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5003 The leader of the Republican Party, Donald Rump. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5004 I said, I don't want to talk about it! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5005 But first, we need to acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5006 I knew you were dealing fentanyl, but really?! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5007 He said he’s never voted for a donkey before, but the alternative is a jackass. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5008 There's only so much I can ignore. The compost pile takes up the whole block. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5009 I think in Alabama they call this a Roll Tide moment. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5010 Is there really room for this idea? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5011 Honey, I'm afraid we have to address the elephant in the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5012 Too big to bury, but take a little air out anyway. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5013 Lets see if those two can ignore THIS elephant in the room! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5014 I think we need to discuss the elephant in the room... literally. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5015 I would like to see the size of the Libertarian's, ahem, mascot. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5016 My favorite animal in the room to express denial is a zebra. Why do you ask? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5017 You neglected to tell me your new job was the keeper of your Alma Mater's mascot!!? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5018 Somehow I don't feel better about getting my Christmas shopping done early this year. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5019 Fine, it was me who completed your crossword. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5020 He belongs in the land of his ancestors.... 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5021 There has got to be a better way to remember life before this election cycle. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5022 He can kiss my rump. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5023 No one is talking about it. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5024 We need to talk about the big metaphor for our relationship problems in the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5025 But this isn't India! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5026 The elephant I'll ignore, but not the room you put him in! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5027 It is fitting that he is a trump supporter, however this year it should be called the JackAss in the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5028 I think we should talk about the elephant in the room, dear. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5029 When he raises his tail, run like hell. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5030 Are you sure there are no zoning restrictions? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5031 Stop reading the paper! There's an elephant in the room! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5032 Honey, Trump's NOT the elephant in the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5033 Did you pick up the kitty litter? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5034 I am not going to start an elephant for just one sandwich. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5035 Let's just say it's another way for Trump to put his best side forward! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5036 Did you say Trump or Trunk? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5037 Don't think for a minute that I'm going to give you the satisfaction of suddenly seeing the light! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5038 My dream was to live in DUMBO without Dumbo. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5039 We need to talk about the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5040 It says that their droppings can be huge 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5041 We really have to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5042 Your mother's back. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5043 Please put your paper down...we have to talk ! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5044 I told you we should just have gotten a cat. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5045 Even with all the B.S. of this election campaign, I'm afraid that this is going to be a little bit too much. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5046 Uh, Hello? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5047 TAKE YOUR PET OUTSIDE OR I WILL NOT CLEAN THIS APARTMENT. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5048 Who knew? It's her doppelganger! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5049 Shock and Awe doesn't work anymore! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5050 I'm guessing you were annoyed when I said his hands are too small? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5051 You're the one who chose the elephant over the 800 pound gorilla! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5052 Are we going to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5053 You're right, I can't ignore the elephant in the room anymore. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5054 I think it's time we discussed the 800-pound gorilla in the room, Henry. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5055 If elephants could vote, Trump could win this thing! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5056 IS there an elephant in the room? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5057 I heard on TV this morning that a majority of democracies in the world are multi-party systems. I just have a hard time seeing how that would work here. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5058 It's a 'tale' you won't forget. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5059 Words are not irrelephant. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5060 Let's leave your brother"s politics out of the conversation. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5061 I think it's time to feed you know who. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5062 I knew our party was low on money - but this is going too far when you can't send a coffee mug for a contribution. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5063 The last thing we need to do is start stink shaming. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5064 Huma, would you mind passing me my cell phone? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5065 We must get a new interior decorator. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5066 So, you're pretty sure there is an elephant in the room? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5067 ..but, if trump were only a horse's ass, we might be closer in the polls 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5068 These selfies have to stop ! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5069 Your Mother the overbearing matriarch. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5070 Can we please talk about the lighting in this room? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5071 This is a "Trump Rump" - Excessive and Republican. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5072 OK, I got the point and won't complain anymore when your mother comes to stay with us 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5073 I don't mean to point out the elephant in the room honey, but.......there's an elephant in the room.... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5074 I know we agreed to avoid discussing politics, but . . . 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5075 Can we please just talk about this? It's taking up all the space in the room, I don't want to be in this tiny corner. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5076 Honey, I think there is something you need to know... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5077 What Republican? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5078 I'm afraid, Dear, that the elephant has outgrown the room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5079 Thanks for not ignoring me. Which do you like better? My trunk or my junk? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5080 Well Albert, are we going to talk about it or not? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5081 They always look taller on TV. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5082 You don't want to discuss it? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5083 Why can't I grumble about this wide elephant gift? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5084 You had me at "hello." 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5085 Oh, now I finally understand what is meant by "there's an elephant in the room." 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5086 You call this a conversation piece? It's the entire story! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5087 Please let him stay just one more week. He's embarrassed when people call him a Trumpaderm. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5088 Do you suppose there's a room in that elephant? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5089 All I said was, realistically, his party doesn't stand a chance this election 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5090 I thought re registered as Independentsla 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5091 Are you sure she is potty trained? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5092 The salesperson said no one would ever want to discuss him. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5093 It seems to me you could just notice that you have to do that...and go to the bathroom before it actually happens... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5094 If we must have one, let's keep the donkey in the kitchen. It's the lesser ass. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5095 We're both tired of you acting like some sahib. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5096 There's always an elephant in the room. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5097 Do you want me to ask the question or should I? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5098 You really don't want to discuss it? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5099 The Republicans have moved into the neighborhood...what a zoo! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5100 Hey, the paper says this overweight bully who stomps on minorities is running for President. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5101 They're almost extinct. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5102 I can ignore him, too. But his dumps are the size of baseball mitts. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5103 Dear, years of practice have prepared us for this day. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5104 Those e-mails won't go away. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5105 I don't know why you keep saying there's an elephant in the room we're not talking about. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5106 And I say these Airbnb guests diminish too much of our personal space. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5107 We need a much bigger room! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5108 Why did you let the Republican in? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5109 Well, if he refuses to listen then he's just going to find himself out of the House! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5110 So how's the GOP doing lately? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5111 That's a lot more than figuratively on the carpet. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5112 My thoughts these days. Stuffed. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5113 Get your huge elephant butt off this carpet, out of our faces, and out of this room! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5114 OK. so who's going to bring up the elephant in the room?" 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5115 They're behind.....all behind. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5116 George, don't think of an elephant. Know your values and frame the debate. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5117 I think we're going to need a wider litter box. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5118 It's been two weeks, Frank, and you still haven't replaced the cat-flap! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5119 Okay, I shouldn't have let him in. But, do you have to make such a big deal about everything? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5120 Not to point out the obvious, but we must address the elephant in the room. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5121 I promise I'll never forget this either. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5122 We need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5123 It's going to be a LONG four years unless we talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5124 Today would be a good day to clean the house. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5125 As a Republican, I simply can't support Hillary. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5126 Can we please talk about the real elephant in the room? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5127 Can we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5128 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted a big change in our lives, Frank! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5129 And no, I don't think ignoring the obvious is Feng Shui. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5130 I wish he faced the other direction. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5131 I just can't get my head around it. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5132 Yes of course I've luggage too, but there's no trunk in mine. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5133 So, my working title is, 'When Proverbs Become Reality.' 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5134 Dear, did you read this article in the paper about some escaped circus animals? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5135 Did you forget to feed her? 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5136 I don't trust the donkey's record. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5137 "You know that expression that describes an obvious truth that isn't being addressed? I just can't put a finger on it..... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5138 I know it is uncomfortable to discuss, but this room is too small. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5139 I said I'm fine! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5140 Dear, why are we not talking about the trump in the room? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5141 I dare you to call her a fat-ass! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5142 You didn’t tell me when you said, “Making a large donation to the Republican Party will mean BIG THINGS for us”, it would be this. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5143 O.K. I colored my hair, but you have such a way of making a point. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5144 So you're saying my Republicanism IS a big deal? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5145 Don't blame me. I voted democrat! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5146 Remind us, Dumbo, who was right about the traffic on the way home? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5147 You don't see the obvious? Let me put it as simply as I can--Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty back together again. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5148 Are you gonna blame that one on him too? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5149 It's your turn, and curb him this time. The mayor's getting on my nerves. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5150 Dear, an authority should have a loving attitude as a center of attention. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5151 I get the point, Larry 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5152 Jumbo opted to vote by mail. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5153 I told you not to bring him home from the shelter. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5154 I realize you're a supporter, but keeping it here won't stop the rumors. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5155 I think it's time we talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5156 I still say you haven't gotten not having a pony 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5157 'but, I said it first!' 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5158 Can we at least not address the elephant from a different room? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5159 You should probably cover your eyes when he releases dear. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5160 I know you're a staunch Republican but it's time to acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5161 I'm not going to talk about you-know-who, but we really need a bigger place. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5162 Is this what you meant when you said you liked ta party? 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5163 Please, let me keep him! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5164 Quick, change her back! Here comes little Timmy looking for Grandma! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5165 Is it the Donald or Miss Universe? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5166 Just wait; you'll see. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5167 We can't keep ignoring him. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5168 Just ignore him and he'll go away. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5169 It isn't as if she is the only lost elephant in America. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5170 It's your turn to let him out. Are we out of poop bags again? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5171 I'm on the fence. I do not know what I fear most: a wall or leaks. It's probably hormonal. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5172 Bob, you have already made your feelings known to me on the election; this is overkill." "Sorry, Jane, did you say something? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5173 This isn't working. You're too literal. But hey, there's plenty of fish in the sea...wait. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5174 Judith: There's an elephant in the room! Frank: Don't worry honey. It won't become president. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5175 DonD....Don't you think it will shed more light on our situation if we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5176 "We never talk anymore! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5177 Avoiding the zookeeper, Ella took refuge in the Smith's living room. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5178 Well, at least there was no broker's fee. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5179 But honey, read for yourself, Mike Pence said "It's time to come home." 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5180 "...says Trump took his place at the zoo! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5181 It's time to take the elephant for a walk. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5182 I think the room needs painting 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5183 Whatcha readin’? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5184 I don't want to draw attention to the elephant in the room, but if Trump wins the election........ 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5185 Fred, we need to deal with the elephant in the room. which actually happens to be an elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5186 Didn't you say 'ignorance is bliss'? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5187 The time has come for a new Republican icon! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5188 You didn't want to discuss him when he was outside. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5189 You brought it into the room; you better be ready to clean up it's mess. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5190 Is it me, or is it PACH-y-derm-ed in here?! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5191 I have to be honest. I don't think you thought through this whole "pet sitting for the boss" thing very well. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5192 Apparently, it wandered in starving during the storm and someone from the hotel fed it until it couldn't move. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5193 I was ready to accept it, but you had to invite him to live with us! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5194 I know we've agreed not to talk about it, but judging by recent sounds I'm afraid there is about to be something else we shouldn't mention. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5195 The city officials have inquired as to whether we have a pit bull elephant. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5196 We're a safe house for abused spouses, that's why. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5197 Can we address the eight hundred pound gorilla in the room? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5198 Can we please talk about the elephant in the room? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5199 I tell you, if we can't smell it, it is virtual, not real. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5200 No, it isn't just a canard. It's much more. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5201 It's your turn to take her for a walk. And don't forget a poop bag. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5202 Let's start by talking about your inability to make any decision on home decorating. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5203 You wanted him. You got him. And now you have to clean the carpets. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5204 She's surprisingly cuddly, but I'm expecting BMs might be a problem." 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5205 That's so rude. You don't see the Democrats parading their donkey around. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5206 Should we talk about the 800-pound gorilla in the room? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5207 Honey, it's been a week, we need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5208 When I suggested being foster parents, I had something different in mind. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5209 Do you smell popcorn? 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5210 I think donkey would be better here 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5211 Just keep not talking. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5212 What's with the elephant in the room? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5213 Are we not going to discuss the elephant in the room? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5214 I'm gonna wash him on hot and then put him in the dryer and then he'll get back to normal. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5215 Where are we going to find six Chinese blind men at this time of night? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5216 No I won't discuss it-- it's your elephant! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5217 We need to confront the issue. This place is too small! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5218 I've been rethinking our decision to go with the medium puppy pads. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5219 Are you going to address this or just pretend it's not in the room? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5220 We can't keep ignoring the elephant in the room ! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5221 Quick! Take him for a walk. He needs to go to the bathroom. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5222 Don't get me wrong. The rug's nice, but given how small this room is...I mean, criminy!...do I really have to share this space with these rude, inane people? 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5223 Have we hedged our peanut price risk? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5224 When I said address it, I wasn't talking about a mailing label, Peter. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5225 Musicianship aside, I just can't bring myself to support a band called 'Loverboy' 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5226 Sure, we need to talk about the problem but maybe we should use a different figure of speech! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5227 Can you blame him for not wanting to go out? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5228 No, you sit there. I'll walk Mr. Wrinkles again. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5229 Why didn't you tell me we signed up for a white elephant? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5230 Seriously Jim, I didn't mind the hamster or even that flea bag of a dog he brought home, however, I'm just not sure Timmy can feed this one on his current allowance. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5231 It's almost 2017, it's time for a magnetic flap. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5232 I never thought we'd need a bigger room. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5233 Don't look now, but is that the same elephant from our flight down here? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5234 Is your paper really more interesting than the elephant in the room? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5235 I still don’t see that 600 pound gorilla in the room. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5236 Yes, she's my mother but must you always be so literal?? 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5237 You said you would love me forever, and now look at us. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5238 May we discuss the elephant in the room now? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5239 I think it's time to bring up the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5240 Trump Library Rule #1: Don't Mention It. Or anything else. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5241 WHAT CAN WE DO, HE'S CONSTIPATED? 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5242 I know you want folks to see you are a Republican, but enough is enough! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5243 speaking of which, you voting for Trump? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5244 Honey, I think it's your turn to apply the Miracle Anti-Wrinkle Cream. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5245 Check Ebay for what elephant manure goes for. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5246 He was not careful with the diet as he was reared , and now there is no way out . 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5247 Before we start we just have to know who is the elephant in the room -- Me? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5248 Another anniversary celebrating together 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5249 So do you wanna point out the obvious or should i? you see the elephant too right? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5250 I told you before: We should not be reading during his bedtime. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5251 I can't talk to you with the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5252 You didn't tell me it meant Grey Oversized Patootie. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5253 Dear, we really need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5254 You paid $20,000 for a genuine Ringling Brothers/Barnum & Bailey retired elephant, but you're waiting for a coupon before you buy puppy pads? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5255 You just raised a vegitarian as a condition of acceptance for homestay 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5256 I don't kow. Where would you like to go for dinner? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5257 How did Trump get his pet in here. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5258 I can understand your reluctance. Why don't we start by addressing its trump? Sorry, I mean, its trunk. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5259 I just can't put my finger on it. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5260 No I can't see his ass. You threw away the stepladder. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5261 It's almost like there's an elephant in the room or something. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5262 I used to talk about. Remember last year? And the year before? He STILL doesn't clean up after himself! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5263 When will potty training ever end? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5264 If you think we'll get our apartment back, I'd be up for sending him to Washington. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5265 I know it's a jungle out there, but I wish you wouldn't bring your work home. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5266 You know, in some ways, I feel like Peanuts rescued me. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5267 No, I mean the literal elephant in the room 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5268 I thanked him for it, but he said, "Don't mention it." 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5269 We've been over this: no ifs, ands, or butts... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5270 Okay, your boss isn't just a horse's ass. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5271 Should we worry about what will become of the political hay? 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5272 He wants to know where our cat's litter-box is. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5273 It's your turn to shovel out the rose petals. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5274 I wonder if Trump knows? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5275 Mouse Alert: system test in three, two, one... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5276 Oh I Just remembered I have to go vote! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5277 OK...We'll flip a coin to decide who housebreaks him. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5278 Okay, Okay, I apologize for not believing that you were a Big Game Hunter. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5279 OK, tell me again EXACTLY what made you invite "it" in when you found it sitting outside the back door.... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5280 I don't see the elephant in the room. Do you see the elephant in the room? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5281 What happens if he doesn't fit in the bathroom? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5282 Our life has grown a tad predictable, don't you think? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5283 I ordered a vegan bear skin rug. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5284 Our relationship is becoming a circus 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5285 Believe me, she was not my first choice. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5286 I'm just going to ignore the fact there are people in the room. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5287 You're telling me this thing is nuclear?! 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5288 Gerry, it's time to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5289 Look at that! He extends the full length of the room, from his trunk to his trump. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5290 Well I guess we'll have to play it by rear! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5291 First let us acknowledge the elephant in the room 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5292 The elephant in the room is crowding out this nasty woman! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5293 You KNOW my mother's coming for a month, so why do you keep reading the travel section? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5294 We can't go to the zoo anymore to escape our problems. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5295 I'M SORRY! Comey's October Surprise was the only chance at the big house. Damn that early voting. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5296 Now where can we pu the coffee table? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5297 His name's Donald and you have to be racist or stupid to like him. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5298 I thought it might distract us from the fact that you diddled my brother. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5299 My nitroglycerin pills helped a little bit 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5300 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5301 Indian, African or Republican, my pole states there's a 100% certainty that you will be doing cleaning up for at least the next four years. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5302 Yes, actually, I do notice the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5303 I wish somebody would address the 'yuppies in the room.' 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5304 Let’s face it, the projections are NOT good. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5305 Arnold, we are having the rump roast before it goes bad. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5306 Trunk'd up charges, on mother, you say? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5307 Do you smell something? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5308 So.... what you're saying is our political system has some flaws. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5309 Did you refuse to vote or did you just choose to ignore this election altogether? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5310 You and your literal or metaphoric! I tell you its here. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5311 There are so many issues facing the next president. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5312 It's George Saunders'. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5313 He just followed me home.Check the 'lost pet"section. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5314 George Orwell did it...! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5315 I hope you're satisfied that you've now succeeded in making the elephant in the room angry. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5316 If its true he thinks he's a cat then why is he so afraid of mice...? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5317 She says she'd rather be back in the circus. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5318 ' No, I did not vote Republican in the primary. " 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5319 I've always appreciated your candor 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5320 I thought you did! 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5321 Let's flip a coin for clean-up duties. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5322 It's a super pachyderm, there all this time. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5323 I'm voting for Trump. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5324 How long will we be able to ignore the elephant turds in the room? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5325 What happens when the elephant in the room is actually an elephant in the room? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5326 So it walked in front me. Believe me, I'm not impressed. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5327 Trump represents the last gasp of 1950's misogyny. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5328 You're the one who used the cliche. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5329 Her email server is her biggest problem - it just won't go away! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5330 Yes he works for Foundation Sturdy To Go and knows its going to pass mustard. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5331 Did you hear what I just said. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5332 Just like the fifty shades of grey before, it stinks. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5333 It’s gut check time. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5334 Before you say anything, Jim, shouldn't we call pest control? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5335 Must you always bring up the elephant in the room? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5336 I can't remember when we discussed this in earnest 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5337 My shrink says that I have been in denial all my life and that I am a closet Republican and that's why I feel this primal urge to vote for Trump. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5338 Who invited Rosie O' Donnell? - Trump 2016 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5339 The elephant in the room grows when I read the paper. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5340 But gray is the current trend in décor. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5341 She had a zit that was bleeding! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5342 We could use a bigger house, Mr. Elephant Tight-Ass. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5343 What time do you think we should leave for the Trump rally? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5344 Don't say a word. We'll pretend it never happened. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5345 But specifically the one part of the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5346 This seems a little on the nose, even for you, honey. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5347 try as you may you can not continue to ignore the elephant in the room 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5348 There's a pink-faced guy with big hair outside insisting on squeezing inside. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5349 You can do it. Put your back into it! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5350 You may think I am crazy but I have a funny feeling that there is an elephant in the room! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5351 I'm afraid our friends aren't being kind about him when they talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5352 The new 'Pick up after your pet' proposition' just passed. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5353 Who knew we'd sublet from Brooke Shields! 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5354 Have you seen our waiter? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5355 You were supposed to build the wall to keep him out. Now we're stuck with him. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5356 Listen, I know you want to express your political opinions, but this is ridiculous! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5357 Could you please convince him that the election is over? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5358 You're wrong. Let's not discuss it. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5359 Honey, notice anything different about the living room? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5360 Let's discuss the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5361 I was talking about your second family. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5362 I think we need a bigger kitchen. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5363 ya know, I don't appreciate your nightly greeting: "what's up, elephant butt!" 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5364 BBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGG 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5365 Hm.. how much for this house? 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5366 You're thge Republican--you walk him. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5367 Peter, we need to discuss the elephant in the room: we need more lamps. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5368 All I said was, I don't think any amount of plastic surgery will help. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5369 Why are you ignoring the elephant in the room? No, seriously there is an elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5370 Hope she finds the bathroom 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5371 Oh, no, he's come home! You know what that means. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5372 New house! So ... how's the view 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5373 'He wants to have a sleep-over here with his beat elephant friend' 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5374 You might want to start talking. I taught her to sit. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5375 My parents warned me about this. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5376 You're a cuck, Harold. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5377 I said Ivory soap. SOAP! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5378 It's time someone talked about the death of the two-party system. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5379 She always wants to back in! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5380 Ok! Let's talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5381 I think we need to readdress the terms of the ivory donor scheme with you-know-who. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5382 I don't care if he's an Animorph he's our son and we need to be supportive. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5383 If you keep ignoring the elephant in the room, it could destroy us. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5384 I don't see why we can't have at least one room just for ourselves. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5385 It's obvious the Bonsai-Elephant Project hasn't worked as planned! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5386 Don't you think calling him "Donald" is a touch too literal? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5387 I've often wondered about the "The Elephant in the Room". 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5388 He had two helpings of beans for lunch. I'm worried. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5389 herbert is going through his midlife metamorphosis. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5390 Phew! Ed, I think he needs to go out. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
5391 How does Congress get anything done in here? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5392 Bill I've avoided it for long enough... I'm sorry but you've got to find a new place for your elephant to live. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5393 'He's considering a species change operation' 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5394 Listen, here's the deal, I'm not gonna judge you for all that sexy Sonic the Hedgehog stuff you look at on the internet and you're not gonna judge me for buying this elephant. His name is Travis. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5395 Please don't talk about me. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5396 I'm not sure she's ready for Middle Zoo yet. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5397 Honey, is this your way of telling me that you are voting for Donald Trump? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5398 We can always hang dirty laundry on it. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5399 So that's it!. You were afraid to say who you were voting for!? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5400 Literally or figuratively speaking, we need to talk about the you-know-what in the room. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5401 Get the backhoe and take him for a walk. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5402 So we're just not gonna talk about the flies in the room? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5403 I wish you'd stop talking about the elephant in the room, 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5404 This room feels kind of cramped. I think we should have gone for more streamlined furniture. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5405 He's trying to forget that Trump headed up the party ticket 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5406 'He's considering a species change' 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5407 Let's take him back to the circus. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5408 I have no time for this. I have to talk to you. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5409 Why bother even reading about it? Election campaigns are all alike. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5410 I suppose sooner or later I will have to address the people in the room... but not today. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5411 Now when people come to visit, the elephant in the room is literally the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5412 We need to talk. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5413 Not TRUNK, George! I'd have no problem if you were supporting that! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5414 Well, my passive-aggressive approach wasn't working. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5415 I told you to take away his credit card! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5416 Eating disorder.... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5417 I have tried to address it, but it's simply not responding. [Note that "tried" should be in italics.] 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5418 Being the GOP mascot has not been easy. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5419 Marty, I think what the therapist meant was follow your dreams, not follow up on your dreams! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5420 Couldn't you just have a dog or a cat? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5421 If it's between him and Hillary is there any chance I can vote for a psychotic Zebra instead? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5422 Walter, how long are we going to leave this issue, which we both are acutely aware of, unaddressed? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5423 Ok, You're right. It's better when he's not out in the open. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5424 Wanna go to the zoo? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5425 He forgets that his big mouth makes him an ass. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5426 I'm sorry I said that about your mother. Now can you tell the elephant to leave the room, please? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5427 In lieu of the deep silence of your candidate choice. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5428 Now tell me again, "I did not have sex with that woman." 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5429 Your addiction wants a hug. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5430 Tonight's been TREMENDOUS but it's time I address the YUGE elephant in the room...Darren...I'm voting for Trump. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5431 So clumsy - talk about a bull in a China shop. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5432 Honey, I can´t hear what you´re trying to say over the elephant in the room. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5433 He's under House arrest ! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5434 No, it's YOUR turn to walk him. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5435 When the election is over, we are going to have to clean the rug. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5436 Ever feel like you're being watched? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5437 Once again, how did you describe my thighs? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5438 No ... I don't want to talk about it. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5439 ...and I don't want to hear your stupid expression about having an "elephant in the room" again! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5440 Shush. I know. Super wrinkly! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5441 The nuts are at the Trump rally. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5442 Is it hers? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5443 It is a room full of ass 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5444 If there is an elephant in the room and there are two people around to see it, does it defecate? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5445 Why Mary, what would you like for dinner? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5446 Oh Peanut! I don't think we are alone. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5447 I think it's time we acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5448 I think there's an obvious problem you don't want to discuss. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5449 Listen, I should probably explain the elephant in the room. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5450 I sense there's an elephant in the room. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5451 How long are you going to avoid talking about the elephant in the room? 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5452 Our magic carpet is in for a low ride. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5453 Another way to see it is, "It's the room in the elephant". 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5454 I must have gotten the "Living Simile" catalog number wrong. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5455 Janice, we can't avoid it any longer. We have to talk about your husband. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5456 Why is there always an elephant in the room? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5457 No, I really meant it. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5458 Jeez, no more room for Trump. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5459 Okay elephant, we see ya dammit - haha! Now get out, will ya? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5460 That's one way to stop celebrities from kissing you. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5461 Talk about a sore loser. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5462 Trump's no Republican, he's an 'ain't no', an American in name only. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5463 Just remember, feed him the peanuts through his TRUNK. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5464 Why couldn't you have just told me that you are still voting Republican? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5465 The Republican mascot is huge this year 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5466 one of the circus animals from the presidential race? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5467 Does the instructions say she's house trained? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5468 He's just moping because the cat's got his tusk again. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5469 oy!! He's passing gas again. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5470 The "800 pund gorilla" is not quite right. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5471 "I vote against him". 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5472 If we can just put up with him until election day, hell be a remnant of hot air and plastic ready for the trash. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5473 Sanchez is gone; you can quit your butt fumble penance. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5474 Frankly, I'd rather talk about the elephant _poop_ in the room. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5475 He'd better not forget the sign to go potty outside. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5476 how long do we ignore the elephant in the room?? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5477 My therapist thought this would be a good way to bring up your fetish for pachyderms! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5478 We better let Elliott outside faster than we did last time. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5479 Keep him here? Then what? Hope he'll eventually make Foie gras? 1.0714 0.05005 56 54 0 2
5480 I think I won't stand the silence between us any longer. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5481 Elizabeth just got back from the Yap Islands 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5482 The elephant in the room is "yuge"! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5483 This life-size GOP paraphernalia is full of hot air . . . just like its candidate! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5484 It's just like alice in wonderland; It may be big now but, very soon it will be tiny 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5485 You can call him a political refugee all you want, but to me he’s just another one of your strays. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5486 The flying rug was for you. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5487 Let's discuss the elephant in the room: I just can't believe you're pro-Trump. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5488 Yes, it is. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5489 I asked for it to be in the room. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5490 Too bad we let it mate with Trump 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5491 Is that you Donald? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5492 It's time you faced the elephant in the room. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5493 Dear, did you clean the elephant box? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5494 Harold. For our entire marriage you have always wanted to ignore the elephant in the room. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5495 So whom are you voting for? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5496 The academics in the room. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5497 The real elephant in the room is I think I need more space. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5498 Now would not be the best time for the Republicans to start shitting themselves about the election. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5499 First date with a Trump supporter. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5500 Really! The menu says there is a minimum mandatory tip of 30%, 10% being for the upkeep of the house pet. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5501 This time, when we check out, leave the maid a good tip and reserve a van for the trip to the airport please. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5502 DEAR ,DON'T YOU THINK I LOOK YOUNGER IN MY NEW HAIRSTYLE ? 1.0714 0.05005 56 54 0 2
5503 I said we need sphincter cream, not wrinkle cream. 1.0714 0.05005 56 54 0 2
5504 As to the elephant in the room... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5505 At least it's not as obvious as the gorilla. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5506 I was expecting a gorilla 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5507 We s I told you we should copyright the expression! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5508 They told me he would only grow to 100 pounds! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5509 We need to talk about it. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5510 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5511 He used to think that the Democrats where the only jackasses. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5512 What horse? That's a mule. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5513 When you talked about there being an elephant in the room. I didn't think that you would have one delivered to us. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5514 I've had just about enough of your Jumbo mumbo jumbo. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5515 Honestly I never thought he get through the front door, Jerry." 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5516 But calling you an 800 pound gorilla was just an expression. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5517 Fine, you want to talk about it? I don't know how to read. Happy? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5518 Really, dear, the lengths you go to make a point. This to prove it's an elephant-foot design on the Bokhara? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5519 Do you smell that? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5520 All right. But you have to clean up after him! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5521 I said it's a trunk not a Trump 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5522 I know it's important, but I don't see how we can address it with this elephant in the room. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5523 Do you now feel it is time to address the elephant in the room? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5524 I suppose you-know-what is better than furniture and guests. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5525 ... but elephants in the room are so passe nowadays, aren't they? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5526 It's too late to address him now. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5527 Henry please just speak to me. Are you happy with our relationship? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5528 Stop reading and let's address the elephant in the room. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5529 Enough said. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5530 Is the room getting smaller or the elephant bigger? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5531 Remember when we used to have a sofa in the living room? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5532 I know Brooklyns zoo isn't as good as the Bronx one....but this is ridiculous 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5533 well isn't that a large load. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5534 Can we please just address this? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5535 Surely you've known that the crown moldings you put in all those years ago don't meet in the northeast corner. Surely you knew....Right? 1.0714 0.05005 56 54 0 2
5536 When are we going to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5537 What do you say we get this elephant out of the room before it takes a poo? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5538 Alright already, Harold, let's talk about it. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5539 He puts the Roomba to shame. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5540 But right now his words are too disgusting to ignore. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5541 So, have you decided who you're voting for...what stinks? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5542 What's that smell? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5543 Get your ass out of my face. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5544 When our little dog Molly died, you said you always wanted a larger pet! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5545 Where did you put the crossword? 1.0714 0.05005 56 54 0 2
5546 Why are you asking me about k-turns? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5547 It's your turn to get the peanuts. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5548 Please select one of the two Donald Trump in the White House or GOP in the White House 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5549 I just don't understand why people are so full of fear and hatred. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5550 I've given up knitting and taken up poaching ivory. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5551 Well right now it seems more dark age than golden era... I'd like to see our chandelier again. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5552 So how do you like your special gift from the Republican Party? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5553 Does the expression come with removal instructions? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5554 I wouldn't call it an elephant particularly. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5555 Don't you dare say Roll Tide. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5556 Do you really think this will help junior with his trumpet ? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5557 Cool the elephant in the room. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5558 You knew I had a history when you married me! Now it's like... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5559 He says he's Never-Trump. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5560 The one I said you should try was not called Elephant Go! 1.0714 0.05005 56 54 0 2
5561 It's your turn the next time. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5562 I feel so small in my own home. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5563 And 40 years later, they still haven't addressed me. 1.0714 0.05005 56 54 0 2
5564 You sure know when Trump's around 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5565 I don't care if it was a bargain! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5566 Can we discuss your mother before he ruins the rug? 1.0714 0.05005 56 54 0 2
5567 I've done my bit for the new room honey, your turn to see what else might go with it. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5568 I know you said, 'Love me, love my elephant' but must he spend all his day inside the house?! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5569 He's disoriented...... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5570 Nellie dear, you must stop talking like a dumbo, how would an elephant get through the door? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5571 I know it's an endangered species but do we have to do this to save it when he's doing his best to make it extinct? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5572 Could we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5573 Such a nasty idea. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5574 "Honey, will you put down that paper and address the elephant in this room?" "Hello, Mr. Elephant." Continues reading. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5575 I don't care that he followed you home. Tell him to "pach" it up and go home. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5576 Better run get the litter box. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5577 Stop hiding behind the paper and look at the elephant in the room! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5578 Be honest with me: did you just pass gas, or was that her? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5579 The elephant in the room is cramping our style. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5580 I guess at this point I won't even try. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5581 Have you heard that?" It sounds like if an elephant was inside here with us. 1.0714 0.05005 56 54 0 2
5582 Sure bests the TAIL of the 800 pound gorilla 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5583 Why don't you want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5584 I told you not to talk about IT. Now there's a Elephant in the Room and it's your Mother. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5585 He's so much like our party's candidate: Even though his mere presence sucks all the air out of the room, I still feel the need to hold my nose. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5586 I realize that it makes enough methane to run our home and my mother's home, but this couldn't be what you had in mind when you bought this Nature's Own Home Energy System. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5587 Oh, before I forget, we need to pick up some more "Elephant-B-Gone" Spray. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5588 Obviously, they are using the word 'invective' as a euphemism for 'you know what'! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5589 I thought you were talking about our marriage over the phone. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5590 Awkward, not these folks again 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5591 I've had second thoughts about your cross-dressing, Arthur. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5592 Oh that is Horton the Elephant, he has been here since 2001, we jus ignore him 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5593 Listen, here's the deal: I'm not gonna judge you for downloading all those weird, sexualized drawings of Sonic the Hedgehog and you're not gonna judge me for buying this elephant. His name is Blaine - deal with it. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5594 Books got so cliche. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5595 I, uh, thought I'd throw your laundry in with mine this afternoon ... 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5596 Those democrats have gotten so pushy! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5597 Marital bliss is just as I hoped it would be. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5598 I think you need to take your nose out of the paper and stop ignoring the elephant in the room! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5599 Well, it's alive so I guess we can talk about it. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5600 Are we ever going to discuss the elephant in the room? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5601 So, what do you want for dinner? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5602 I think it's time we talked about the elephant in the room. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5603 If you would just open your eyes, you'd see that it's getting bigger--and angrier! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5604 Well, it says it right here on page 67 of the dating guide I got from the library: "Always sit beside the elephant in the room." 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5605 Four more and we could have a basketball team. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5606 Thank God the circus is coming back to town...I've got an idea. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5607 2017 Donald J Trump 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5608 so when you say you could eat a horse....what exactly do you mean? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5609 We can't keep ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5610 I can't believe you let that pachygerm in! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5611 It represents exactly who he is. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5612 Bob and Carol are oblivious to the elephant in the room. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5613 Obvious question - Are we going to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5614 First rule of the living room is we don't talk about the elephant in the living room 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5615 Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5616 Darling, we need to address the elephant in the room" "I agree. He goes by Mr Dumbo 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5617 You're a man. You just don't get it. Believe me. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5618 Now I wish I'd never mentioned the 800-pound gorilla. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5619 I thought the elephant in the room was a joke. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5620 Meet Dumbo, address him as much as you want. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5621 Paul, why do you reject our son, even though he is an elephant, he loves you! "papa" 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5622 We need to address the...what's the expression? Gooseberry! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5623 You had to have a pre-war... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5624 I understand honey, but this is Trump tower, the boys will find out eventually 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5625 We can just feed her to the anacondas we brought over last year. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5626 Don't forget the emails and the server. Nasty woman. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5627 Can we discuss the room in that elephant? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5628 It's trying to figure a way out. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5629 I hear she likes it ruff. 1.0714 0.05005 56 54 0 2
5630 You would think there would be a zoo nearby! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5631 Honey, I think it is time you and I discuss enlarging our living room. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5632 I know I said we could get him but, I'm not the who's going to take him out when he needs to go . 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5633 Looks like it's gonna be another beauty tomorrow. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5634 This republican elephant in our living room has a huuuuge tush and therefore not worthy of my vote. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5635 Yes, my identity has been strong, but I'm not sure it will survive orange hair. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5636 I knew your vote was going to Trump me, but I had no idea you were going to rump me. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5637 I just don't understand how it got in here. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5638 A House Divided: The Elephant versus The Ass 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5639 Honey I knew you were a Republican when I married you but can we talk about the pet elephant in the room? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5640 What's next? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5641 He's usually pretty shy! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5642 No, we don't have to talk about it! And, by the way, I hate it when you reduce everything to metaphors. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5643 i keep telling you we have to move. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5644 Ted, we need to address the elephant in the room and do something about the elephant in the room 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5645 I know it isn't an imminent threat...but. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5646 But wouldn't it express your continuing confidence better out in the yard? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5647 She's from Texas. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5648 The police were here because the poop barrel overturned and rolled down the street and knocked over a fire hydrant and made a giant mess. 1.0714 0.05005 56 54 0 2
5649 He is NOT! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5650 He just keeps growing larger. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5651 At least it isn't a RINO. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5652 I knew it was a bad idea 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5653 The Elephant In The Room Is Really A Donkey 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5654 You're late. He survived the heart attack. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5655 The bigger question is what we are gonna do now. Still order a taco salad? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5656 What does "the elephant in the room" mean? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5657 Why do people ask me who the elephant in the room is when I say that we have an elephant in the room? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5658 Maybe it's time for me to stop ignoring the people in the room 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5659 This ass is going to make a HUGE mess. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5660 The pinata was inspired, but it's pure torture waiting for the ninth. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5661 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5662 If you want to have sex later, just tap me on the shoulder. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5663 Donald says, he is not a republican in name only. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5664 No, Donald. This is not a donkey. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5665 I think it wants some personal space. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5666 Next time I want an apartment where a Party won't try to go secretly and die alone. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5667 I know the election will be over in a few weeks. Please just take me now. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5668 I just think we need to discuss the wuddayacallit, the uh--the--you know, the--in the room. Ya know? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5669 We aren't addressing the elephant in the room, oh and why is there in elephant in the room? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5670 It's your turn to let Henry out, dear. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5671 All right. Now YOU talk about it. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5672 He's looking to see who is behind him... 1.0702 0.04918 57 55 0 2
5673 Let's all party. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5674 Well, well... the downstairs neighbors ARE a lot quieter now. (are underlined) 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5675 Aren't we a little crowded. Oh, it must be the elephant in the room. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5676 "Is that all they say, 'just one bite at a time"? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5677 Did you just say Trump? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5678 I wonder. Shouldn't we get somebody else to help us move? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5679 P.T. I don't like you bringing your home. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5680 I think once he's neutered we can let him out on his own 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5681 we'll need a bigger room 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5682 I said big league not bigly. Sheesh! He gets so mopey after the party is finished. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5683 It was your idea so you can clean up the messes. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5684 I mean. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5685 In time, this refugee will work hard. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5686 'First, it's against codo rules. Second, I'm not cleaning up after him.' 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5687 I have to ask the question. You're still voting for him? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5688 Well, you can go tell Banksy that the only thing he's undermining is my patience. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5689 Our secret hideout just isn't big enough for the two of us and the GOP. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5690 It's his odor, Fred. And I'm not just talking about his god-awful peanut breath... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5691 Ignore? I just hope it doesn't poop! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5692 You told me his diet was 'vegetation,' not 'the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free.' 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5693 Ignore it if you want but any minute now its going to crap on the carpet! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5694 James, we can't avoid that there's something we need to discuss. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5695 Dear, I'm well aware of the elephant in the room. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5696 the election amirite??? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5697 Adults ignore the real problem when in fights with each other. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5698 But there IS an elephant in the room! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5699 No, we're NOT going to talk about it. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5700 These millenials! Hey, you were supposed to sit on your tuffet! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5701 No, really, it's fine. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5702 I can't help but feel like you are ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5703 You need to put down that paper and deal with the elephant in the room. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5704 How long do you intend to ignore the elephant in the room? 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5705 I know the Republicans are in hiding this election season but fostering their mascot is ridiculous! 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5706 Refusing to acknowledge this is not a good long term strategy. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5707 Excuse me, but you're turning the wrong way for the picture. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5708 We're gonna need a bigger pooper scooper. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5709 What do you mean, "you don't want to talk about it?" 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5710 Honey, it's time to take Bubbles out for a walk. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5711 Didn’t I tell you to just cut its foot off and make a lamp out of it? But, no—you had to be a pussy, like always. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5712 Are you ever going to address the Elephant in the room? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5713 What could I do Diane? I drew the ace not to mention the zoo keepers are terrible at cards. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5714 We must talk. It's become the elephant in the room. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5715 I want your party out of my womb. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5716 Did you say 'stump' or 'Trump?' 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5717 Once again, Gerald, you forgot to wipe your feet before walking across the rug! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5718 Stop acting like you can avoid the elephant in the room Tom 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5719 'hes blocking my light" 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5720 Would you please stop ignoring the elephant in the room? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5721 This is one dumb beast I'd shoot for the ivory. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5722 I know you're a huge fan of the Crimson Tide, but this is ridiculous. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5723 Why? Because I see myself in their emotional depth. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5724 Bob this is a pretty drastic measure to take to make me talk! 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5725 Here's an "Elephantoidea" for you - what if we put it outside? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5726 The parties over, so get rid of the white elephant. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5727 Let's talk about the room in the elephant... I think it is more spacious than this. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5728 Next time, let me call the animal shelter about their adopt-a-pet program. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5729 I remember when he was just a cute, little calf. Who knew? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5730 Put down that paper and tell me why you were muttering "Maggie" all night! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5731 Avoid it all you want. This room 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5732 I don't think they can see me...shouldn't it be obvious? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5733 Honey-do you ever get the feeling there is an elephant in the room? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5734 Discuss me all you want, Sharon, but that blouse isn't doing you any favors either. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5735 It's the elephant in the room. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5736 Barnum said he didn't like retirement, so they got him this gig where all he has to do is stand in a room for 10 minutes until the conversation picks up...free food too! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5737 I had a dream that there was an elephant in my apartment. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5738 Do you have something to tell me about your status as a Democrat? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5739 What's the latest on peanut futures? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5740 The elephant is in the room. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5741 You won't say you are for Trump, will you? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5742 I think we need to upgrade... 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5743 You're illiterate. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5744 What's that phrase about something so obvious that no one wants to address? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5745 I just feel that our marriage has become too claustrophobic. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5746 You insulted him and then walked away? Pack your bags and leave. It'll be a relief to breath freely at last. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5747 It's your turn to clean up the living room tonight. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5748 Maybe Sir Mixalot will take it off our hands.... 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5749 My sixth feeling told me someone's with us. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5750 Did you know that he will take over the room? 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5751 So that's the elephant in the room. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5752 I can smell his tail. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5753 No, I want to be the lion. You be the wildebeest. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5754 This isn't what I meant when I said hypoallergenic 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5755 I don't want to talk about it! 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5756 Let's just hope our bear skin rug doesn't meet our elephant skin rug. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5757 No, Henry, we're not talking about menopause, which reminds me, your mother.... 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5758 You can ignore the elephant but its your turn to pick up the poop. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5759 This is getting uncomfortable. Can we talk about your fetish for illegal game animals? 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5760 For years, I have been telling you we need a bigger room!! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5761 Seriously, we need to talk about greg. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5762 Honey, I was joking about the safari days of Christmas being cute. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5763 He always wants to be the centre of attention. Pretend you can't see him. If there is a God he will just go away. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5764 At least none of the circus clowns followed us home. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5765 I feel safer with an elephant in the room. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5766 They say it was designed by Anne Boleyn... 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5767 When you're done with the paper, can we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5768 On second thought, let's not. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5769 Ther, ' There's an elephant in the room 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5770 Stanley, get off your "you know what" and do something! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5771 Duh ... 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5772 ``Go ahead, say it. It's honesty, isn't it?' 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5773 I told you. When the going gets rough, the ruff get going. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5774 Let's not ralk about it 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5775 Well, you can say it's a wall or a tree or a spear or a rope all you want. I still say he's an elephant. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5776 The broken US political system. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5777 I don't care if he IS a radio producer, this is bullshit! 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5778 Should we address the elephant in the room? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5779 Does it smell funny in here? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5780 No, I said, do you want a peanut-butter sandwich! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5781 Why do you (italics) get to read the paper first?! 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5782 Can we get the elephant out of the room and talk about this already? Honey, I said I wanted a dog. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5783 "Should we talk about the elephant in the room?" Response: "Time and place". 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5784 We haven't discussed what to do with him 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5785 Oh Dixon, I didn't literally mean 'Bring me that elephant's rear.'; it was a metaphor! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5786 One mans gold is another mans trash 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5787 Do you want to talk about it? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5788 Why hasn’t he said anything about us? 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5789 I tried to make it work, but he's just not that into me. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5790 He wants out. Its your Pachy-Turn 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5791 Okay, let's discuss this from a back-end approach. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5792 Frankly I think 'the elephant in to room' is an overworked metaphor, Betsy. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5793 NOW can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5794 The elephant in the room is that he is considering the libertarian vote. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5795 Well, is hieronymusbosch one word or two? 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5796 The elephant in the room is too big for the house. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5797 I don't know. When was Eisenhower elected? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5798 Do you think, perhaps, that we're taking this "SAVE THE ELEPHANT" crusade a bit too personally? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5799 I just feel like we are avoiding an obviously present, major problem or controversial issue because it is more comfortable to do so. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5800 We have to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5801 She must be really ruff around the edges 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5802 I think we misjudged the measurements for our elephant in the room. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5803 I'd rather not discuss it. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5804 The day we can't provide 350 pounds of food and 25 gallons of water a day, he goes, otherwise he stays. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5805 At the risk of sounding cliched, I think we should address the price of peanuts. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5806 Tell me you're the death of casual Fridays. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5807 I don't want to talk about it..... OR It's your turn...... 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5808 Well! Talk about an elephant in the room! 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5809 George..we have a jumbo kind of problem in this house! 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5810 The kitchen is in the elephant... 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5811 we really have to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5812 We can continue ignoring the giant elephant in the room... 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5813 Putting their best face forward. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5814 Republican symbol? Where? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5815 I thought this would save our marriage. All we ever do is talk about the Presidential election. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5816 Please don't mention me; I'm in hiding. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5817 I hate it when humans defer to me only when the news is hush-hush. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5818 I think the elephant in the room is Democratic. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5819 Just because I registered as a Republican 24 years ago doesn't mean I'm a Trump supporter. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5820 If Trump can't find him, he can't sue him for deserting his so-called "Winning Revolution". 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5821 Oh, my! and I just cleaned the house today. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5822 This is intimidation by the Trump organization to make us vote for him. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5823 He has to pay for two seats on Southwest Airlines 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5824 It does seem unseasonably warm, perhaps it's not a hoax. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5825 Elephant. What eleohan Elephant. Wha Elehan Eleoha E, Elephant. What elehant Elephant. What e, ephant Elephant? What elelgan Elephant? What elephant? elephant? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5826 This time, don't forget to pick up its poo! 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5827 It's that saying- You know, when there's something big that no one is acknowledging? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5828 No, Jumbo, you'll stay here, Bill has to move out. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5829 You were saying, dear? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5830 This room has a funky odor. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5831 .....they don't seem to believe there's an elephant in the room......ha! ha! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5832 In Hindsight, I should of written table on the order form when we were on vacation. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5833 He's getting really hard to ignore. Let's put him in the bathroom. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5834 It's time we talked about the feces in the bathtub. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5835 The African Refugee Rehousing Commission had promised us a cute kid ! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5836 Your tendency to make my mom the butt of your jokes is the rear-end of the elephant in the room we need to talk about. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5837 He wanted to talk about whether his butt looked big, but it was clearly a "people in the room" issue. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5838 My sixth sense just gave the others an urgent heads-up. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5839 Did you just cut one or was it that damned elephant? 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5840 There's an elephant in the room. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5841 WOW... the GOP is having trouble? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5842 He started trumpeting about politics, and he bothered me so much, so I told him to go stand in the corner 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5843 Keep ignoring the pachyderm! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5844 "It has to be addressed. It's the elephant in the room for crying out 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5845 Can we address the elephant in the room?" "Okay. Yes, I'm a republican. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5846 we need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5847 I can't see you, there's an elephant in the room. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5848 My therapist says that I am now confident enough to discuss what seems to be My therapist assures me that I have gained the confidence to talk to you about what I perceive to be a glitch in our relationship. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5849 We need a change of address. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5850 I will if you will. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5851 Dave I swear we need new air purifier or something because it smells like we have a gassy elephant in here. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5852 It's a free country, go ahead and vote for Trump. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5853 I'll show you what I think of your excuse. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5854 Our goal is to have a never rump movement. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5855 Do you see something I don't see? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5856 He wants them to get a new symbol, maybe an octopus. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5857 I don't see what the big deal is, I got a rug didn't I? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5858 We can't ignore the elephant in the room any longer. We need a bigger house! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
5859 I warned you not to put butter on her grass! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5860 Don't you think we should address the oliphaunt in the room? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5861 I want to go out too, but WE don't talk about it. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5862 George!..peanut butter doesn't agree with you. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5863 Look, we need to address the elephant in the room. I haven't made the reservations for our 20th-anniversary trip and you seem to be okay with it. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5864 I don't want to talk about it. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5865 They're all wrong, it's a 1984 deep state surveillance kiosk with a tail. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5866 Look, are we gonna talk about this big huge elephant in here or what? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5867 You didn't tell me Donald was coming. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5868 Let's move to the living room, there's only the cat in there. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5869 Can we talk about the 800-pound gorilla in the room? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5870 I think 'dreadful' sounds sexier than 'highly unpleasant' woman. Try calling me that. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5871 Sometimes it just feels like the elephant in the room 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5872 It's time for Kim Kardashian's dinner. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5873 Sometimes I just wish they would talk TO me... 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5874 The principal told me it may be ADHD. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5875 This gray matter thing is really getting to me! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5876 We ain't gonna Trump-no-'more with no big fat logo! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5877 We'll figure it out. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5878 It's part of their plan to build a new wall, one way or another. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5879 Honey, we really need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5880 Can we talk about the big elephant in the room? His name is George. Do you think he will get escorted out of the restaurant? 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5881 Either we need a bigger apartment or a smaller pet 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5882 I think I need to discuss the people in the room. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5883 Yes, alright, you're a republican. We're both republicans, dear. But what does that make us after the election? 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5884 He couldn't stand the other elephants anymore, so he followed me home. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5885 Excuse me? Excuse me? Is that all you can say, EXCUSE ME?? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5886 I tried talking to him, but now he's apparently ignoring us! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5887 This is definitively not the same as when you had an actual This is definitively not the same as when you had an actual bird in your hand. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5888 Shhh, I thought I heard a gas bomb. 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5889 All aboard the Trump train to nowhere.... 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5890 We have to get it out in the open. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5891 What do you mean? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5892 Would you, just once, pity this poor creature's job. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5893 "Reps in the room must be potty trained". 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5894 If this was digital, we could cut and paste to keep avoiding your obvious issues. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5895 So...are we going to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5896 Honey, I get the"elephant in the room" but did he get his evening walk? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5897 Even you should have to admit, this is a particularly large elephant.. in our room! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5898 I think we should consider his plea, there's a place for creative writing in this world.. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5899 DID YOU EAT MY PEANUTS? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5900 Does he have to be in the headlines? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5901 I'm just saying, I don't think cabbages and hard boiled eggs were a balanced snack for our little Jimbo. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5902 I said you were a horse's ass 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5903 Do you still insist this is cheaper than buying living room furniture? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5904 Did your boss say anything about the elephant in the room? 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5905 Really Honey! You stole the Trump Frat House Mascot? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5906 Some like it ruff. 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5907 The Party wanted a new mascot. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5908 I didn't want to bring this us, but it is the elephant in the room. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5909 We ain't gonna 'Trump-no-'mo' with no big fat logo! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5910 Pets are like children. If you don't give them enough attention and they turn bashful. 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5911 ''What you pretend you don't notice. You'll have to clean up after.'' 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5912 So that's why their party symbol is the elephant... 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5913 I think you know why I just can't talk about it ! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5914 Man: I think there's an elephant in the room... Woman: Better here than the White House! Elephant: Wrong. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5915 We can just feed her to the anacondas we brought over last year. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5916 He's not happy dear that we started charging him rent. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5917 " Not a good time to read me an article about ivory poachers! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5918 I voted and I got a Party gift. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5919 How many bedroom housing should we move in to now? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5920 Dearest, the elephant in the room needs to go out and poop. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5921 "Its your turn to him "Its your turn to walk Dumbo". 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5922 We need to talk about the "elephant in the room". 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5923 It all stems from when you dropped acid at the Phish concert and then were bludgeoned at a McDonald's. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5924 We got a ''Big elephant" for our daughter on her 5th Birthday from an old friend of my husband. He said he calls him a "Big elephant" because he is fat. We thought it would be the perfect toy on our daughters birthday! The "Big elephant". 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5925 Did you want to talk about the elephant in the room, honey? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5926 Do I need to say it? No, you cannot keep Harold. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5927 Poor Tiny, he just keeps looking for the elephant in the room. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5928 You said that Jumbo would be a pygmy! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5929 We could use his tail as a fly-swatter! 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5930 What made you think that "addressing" the elephant would make it go away? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5931 I suppose if we were democrats we'd have a jackass in the room. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5932 I 'd have hoped by now the Republican candidate would have been a repressed memory. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5933 I'll grant you that.. she'll work for peanuts, but does she do bathrooms? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5934 Johanna in my bridge group said we should try backing him in 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5935 Honey, tonight it's your turn to clean up Drinda's leavings. Remember, I did it last night. 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5936 Don't you think it's time to move on? 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5937 How did you find out I broke my promise to vote for Trump? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5938 My son is a genius. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5939 Herb,Herb,Herb! Must you take everything I say so literally. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5940 Talk about an elephant in the room! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5941 What people? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5942 Happy Birthday?! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5943 And look, he even forgot to wipe his feet on the way in! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5944 You tell him to GO! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5945 Hes upset because we got banned from the dog run again. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5946 Summo cum laude at MIT, but he's a homeboy. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5947 Harry, I feel like I'm a third person when your reading the paper. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5948 I hate when they don't address me. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5949 this gives a new meaning to "an elephant in the room" idiom. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5950 we have to address the GOP 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5951 Don't worry Norman, I got it on the cheap at an elephant sale. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5952 Admit you're a zealot...and tell me where you hid my donkey food! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5953 So this is why you wanted a room with such high ceilings? 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5954 I feel like we're not addressing the elephant in the room. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5955 At least donkeys don't smell so bad! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5956 About that cute formulation, peccadillos vs policy as you put it . . . 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5957 Hurry up and give them the damn sports section 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5958 So, should we talk about this elephant in the room? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5959 Sure, Johnny joined the circus, but I support that he didn't run away. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5960 I've told you it's time to recognize the elephant in the room. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5961 Of course you're not the Phil Parker that made that large Trump donation. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5962 Dear sir, I do say, those ruffles do indeed make her butt look fat. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5963 I think he's judging us for talking about the elephant in the room 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5964 They could at least hide me under the rug. 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5965 Honey, we don't really have room for the elephant in the room.. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5966 I see the elephant in the room but do you see what's about to drop in an hour or two? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5967 Will our freezer hold two tons of steak and roasts? 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5968 So, when is your boss picking him up? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5969 Who left that footprint in the cheesecake? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5970 She'd be a lot easier to ignore if she didn't take up half of our apartment. 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5971 Pwease get that Ewephant out of my woom. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5972 Oh no. It looks like the old superintendent, Joan Caldwell, died. Wow, and she was only 67. Crazy. 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5973 After all these years you know I'm not wearing glasses, right? 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5974 How Steve escapes reality. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5975 Ignorance IS blis...gah! Who's going to clean up that mess? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5976 Hasn't the weather been fantastic lately, George? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5977 I've been meaning to ask you . . . about calling the local zookeeper. Shall we? 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5978 How did an elephant ever enter our lives? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5979 I know you like Fleetwood Mac, but this is ridiculous 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5980 I'm sorry, but enough is enough. The yard sign is just too much. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5981 Good thing this is a 100 watt bulb. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5982 Because it's your turn to clean up after the elephant. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5983 And you wanted something different and exciting. Well, I think one might say that Bimbo had over stayed his welcome! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5984 If only he could turn 180 degrees. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5985 The braying jackass has been put to sleep--now we're stuck with her. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5986 Does something smell funny here to you? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5987 I told you we were making this room too small. 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5988 He says he didn't mean to but in. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5989 Don't bother trying to look her up online. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5990 I don't care if he's like a member of the family. I'm not voting Republican. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5991 So what? He's an orphan from Barnum & Bailey or the GOP? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5992 ' "We never talk about the elephant in the room". 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5993 Don't worry, dear; it's only climate change. 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5994 did you notice the elephant in the room ? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5995 OK. I've been seeing Jerry for months! Anything to get Jumbo out of the room. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5996 We can't keep ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5997 I told her I wasn't ignoring it. His name is Earl and he was a gift from your mother. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5998 Teddy Roosevelt's ghost sent him for Halloween? 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5999 I must have told you a thousand times to put down those personals and start paying attention to me before he arrived so don't now try telling me this is no big deal. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6000 I'm getting Wrinkle cream-ten gallons-for her skin condition 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6001 Who farted? The elephant in the room 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6002 Please, lets just sit here and discuss it like the adults that we are. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6003 If we're not going to talk about the elephant, can we at least discuss how we're going to clean up the mess? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6004 Next time paint the house blue and dear, please burn that Trump was here sign. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6005 Honey I just read that Donald J Trump leading Hilary Clinton in polls !! I want you to be aware ! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6006 Junior wants you to bring him his potty chair. And make it fast. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6007 Cleaning up after the donkey didn’t keep you busy enough? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6008 Honey, did you forget to vacuum the carpets today? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6009 Dear, I'd like to revisit your thoughts about abortion. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6010 I'm tired of living in an ivory tower. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6011 Can we at least talk about what he did to my rug in the dining room? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6012 It appears there's a few more wrinkles to the Elephant in this room-but a door knocker? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6013 Phyllis, do we have any peanuts? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6014 I know Donald Trump said he was like an elephant, but honey we can't keep caring for this animal anymore. I am almost positive it isn't the real Trump. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6015 I hate to bring this up but I think it's time we talked about getting some new furniture. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6016 Do you want to try and get his attention, I'd kill for a gin and tonic at this point. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6017 They're blaming us for the building sinking. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6018 It would be politically incorrect to suggest that she not wear yoga pants. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6019 Your dissatisfaction with our living arrangements is the real mother-in-law in the room. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6020 If you vote for Trump, you'll be sleeping in the guest room tonight 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6021 I bought the naked one - for addressing. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6022 We can't succumb to willful blindness anymore 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6023 I guess it's time for his walk 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6024 He says he won't accept the results of the election unless he wins. He also wants to borrow our shelf grabber. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6025 If you'd get your head our of that newspaper for once, you could see there really is (underline) an elephant in the room! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6026 No, girls don't fart, Charlie! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6027 At least we still have the house. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6028 Let's not talk about November 8th. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6029 So you follow Roxane Gay on Twitter. That doesn´t make this a baby elephant. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6030 The Fourth Debate: How to Talk Dirty to Your Formerly Nasty Woman. 1.0370 0.03704 54 53 0 1
6031 Did she say, "no cat-clawing?" 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6032 Honey, your joke about the elephant in the room isn't so funny. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6033 Is the fringe of hair African or Indian? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6034 If you don't want to talk to me, you can talk to the Zoo instead. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6035 I thought it was a metaphor, not a real elephant in a real room. And the elephant is embarrassed! 1.0370 0.03704 54 53 0 1
6036 How long can you let her go un, uh... dressed? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6037 Pictured far right is Lady Gaga's great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6038 The Joneses like theirs well enough. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6039 Are we...are we cucks? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6040 When I said we should get a pet, I meant something like a goldfish. 1.0364 0.03636 55 54 0 1
6041 Let's face it. The party of Lincoln is dead. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6042 The alternative is unspeakable. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6043 Did you hear that Donald Trump and Paul Ryan are both staying at this hotel? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6044 I hate when the in-laws come to visit. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6045 Oh please, don't get started again about the elephant in the room. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6046 Well, this pachyderm happens to be of the rather genial sort! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6047 You try telling him it's actually a "Save the Rhinos" event! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6048 We have so little furniture in here. You won't discuss it, but it's the elephant in the room! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6049 1 No Trump. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6050 I think we need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6051 When you see one, you've seen them all! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6052 I was having problems finding a new place for Mom to live, but think I've come up with a plan for you to consider. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6053 Okay. One night I ate an entire meal with a salad fork. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6054 You're right: it IS the elephant in the room. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6055 That was the hardest face smash into a cake I've ever seen 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6056 Sometimes odd things may be found in the oddest places. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6057 He's finally arrived. Now what? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6058 Next time we have someone over, it IS going to be the Democratic party. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6059 Their slogan, MEGA-MEGA, means "Make America Grow Again, Make America Great Again. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6060 At least he ia quieter than your 600 pound gorilla 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6061 Didn't you realize that you weren't adopting a dog? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6062 YOU KNOW WE HAVE AN ANIMAL SCOOP UP IN THIS COMMUNITY 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6063 I'm sure it's 902 who takes my paper. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6064 The new GOP branding needs some work. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6065 Harold, we can no longer ignore the elephant in the room. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6066 I'll never forget how it used to be here before gentrification. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6067 These peanuts are disgusting. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6068 Dear, its your turn to take junior for a walk" And please don't forget to bring home the air freshener 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6069 Jesus, Frank, when she said we needed to talk more, I didn't think you'd buy an elephant as incentive. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6070 Ok Stan! Your turn to tell him the rug isn't a potty pad! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6071 Finally, a University opens without any teachers. You can now apply, honey. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6072 I don't like this on bit; she is completely ignoring the humans in the room. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6073 Do you sense that there might be something big occupying our space? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6074 I should have never told you I was supporting Hillary, Frank. Just come out with it, you don't have to steal the elephant from the zoo. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6075 I told you I'd kick you out of the house if you keep him in." "You are not the only one that has threatened me. He says he will kick me out the country if I don't keep him in. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6076 Jim, the reality is that he IS in the room. And if we don't address the situation soon, we will be clumps in his litter box. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6077 I'm glad we took the top floor apartment with the high ceilings. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6078 Talk about an elephant in the room! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6079 Dear, I feel the need to address the elephant in the room. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6080 A Big DOUBT with a turn-around! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6081 I think Vladimir is feeling a bit cooped up. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6082 it was kind of fun in the beginning, but now he's too big and scary. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6083 Could you please tell Ted that he "looks like the elephant in the room". 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6084 This election could very well be the end of the GOP. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6085 Im not sure theres a room that can contain trumps ego these days... 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6086 But, but, but, all you do is make excuses. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6087 The people in the living room ! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6088 I'm sorry, hun, but seeing a pachydermologist wouldn't be peanuts! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6089 It's time we talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6090 Did you hear the one about the aardvark that turned into and elephant? This aardvark wishes it was a real boy, but the fairy or something misunderstands and, well, something and then the punchline is he turns into an elephant. HA! Get it? Get it? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6091 Now, that heavy topic I wanted to bring up. . . . 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6092 Looks like Trump forgot about his party's mascot. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6093 We need to talk Kurt...are you seeing someone else? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6094 It's about time Jerry - we need a new rug for the room. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6095 Heather and Andy just can't ignore Trump's comments any longer. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6096 How many times did I tell you that having high ceilings doesn't mean you have to have high doors. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6097 We need a bulldozer pooper scooper. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6098 If you keep blowing our problem out of proportion, we would have to jump out of the window. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6099 Try pulling its tail and see if it Trump-ets. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6100 The elephant in the room is to big to ignore. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6101 If one of them says sit, I can get them both! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6102 It's the elephant in the room, Charlie. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6103 What does it eat? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6104 Please, honey, stop avoinding the rhinoceros in the room. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6105 Did you have to lead the makeover? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6106 One bad run-in with a bus can really ruin your day. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6107 You're going to work for your father and that's final. I don't care if you have a Vine following, it's not a future. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6108 I can't help but notice you guys are running a little behind today. Did your car rear-end? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6109 I thought you said there was an 800 pound gorilla in the room 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6110 Fannie, when I said "let's adopt a pet," I should've been more specific. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6111 Stop saying "I'm Episcopalian." We need to talk about it! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6112 How can you ignore the dead moose on the table? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6113 But we really have an elephant in the room. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6114 Of course we can still have a rational discussion in spite of his presence. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6115 Now, he has adopted the party line!---If he didn't win, then it must have been rigged… 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6116 Just give him $27.00 and maybe he'll just leave the room. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6117 I know, but Trump did say nice things about her. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6118 'So why again can't Lily run for President?' 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6119 You won't budge? Not even an inch? Then you shall be The Grand Poobah today. Hah! I will let you get your way and we will watch in glee, nasty women that we are! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6120 Who says there isn't an elephant in the room? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6121 No. Donald Trump's sons only kept the tail. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6122 I told you not to touch my computer ! Now she is going to squash us both 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6123 Remember honey, ' is foot, " is inches. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6124 It's not the size of your baggage, it's the dirty feet. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6125 Wonder what ever became of the neighbor's baby pachyderm? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6126 Now can we talk about the elephant in the room?! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6127 The woman at the agency said if she starts switching her tail, then she needs to go outside to poop. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6128 I told you not to use my computer , now she's going to sqash us both ! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6129 Well dear, it seems as though the elephant in the room isn't getting any smaller. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6130 That maids having a ruff day. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6131 And if Trump loses, this is our punishment for not supporting him. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6132 Maybe it will fall for ours and elope so we have some room 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6133 I'm going to build a wall between us if you don't stop calling my feet small! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6134 Who invited him again? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6135 How is it, 'Mr. Current Events,' that you can ignore me when I'm sitting right in front of you? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6136 Thurman , how we talked about mother living with us now? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6137 How can I explain. I saw him I wanted him as a new pet. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6138 Mooning entrants cheeky fun cartoon hubby. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6139 Poached eggs for dinner? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6140 Must be show the better side of our party affiliation? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6141 Ever since you got laid off I feel there has been an elephant in the room, how about you? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6142 Stephen, your ignorance is affecting me. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6143 When did this party animal's 'cool-aid' become explosive gas? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6144 Hank, what did I tell you about letting your mom stay here? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6145 Perhaps we should have up-sized from a studio instead of up-sizing the pet 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6146 Henry, If he's getting so big that I don't think we can keep him any more why can't we just get a Dog or a Cat. Maybe the Zoo will take him. He is eating a ton. Oh I will not go on but! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6147 Ok, you were right. "Dear Zoo" is not fiction! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6148 Another GOP politician says he doesn't support or endorse Trump, but is still voting for him -- it's your turn to get the shovel. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6149 THE ELEPHANT IN THE LIVING ROOM 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6150 I just heard him tell the other one they need to confront the humans in the room. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6151 Sorry, can hear you. There's an elephant in the room! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6152 He had nowhere else to go after Ringling Brothers 'retired' him. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6153 So what do we do next? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6154 I know it's just too outlandish to ignore, but the fact is that the Cubs have a chance to win! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6155 Talk about an elephant in the room. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6156 I told her yesterday the head of the herd was calling! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6157 Let's just say our marriage is anything but amazing, fantastic, or terrific. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6158 Okay! Okay! We'll discuss your bestial inclinations. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6159 Peter Kuper put it in here. If he thinks it's so funny let him figure out a way to get it out of here. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6160 I'm telling you, Clinton wants to #2 now! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6161 This is what I mean about the elephant in the room. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6162 There are just constant complaints in the paper. Now it's something ridiculous called 'mansplaining'. I'll explain it to you. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6163 This sucks, Babe. 'Dreadful' woman doesn't sound nearly as sexy. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6164 Okay, you're right. There's nothing there. Now can we unplug the fan? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6165 I thought you'd know how to get him to go home-- 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6166 You can't avoid forever talking about our elephant in the room by reading that paper! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6167 In The Trump-It Room, "it" isn't mentioned. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
6168 It's time to take the elephant down. Hillary will put a dagger through its heart very soon! 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
6169 The elephant is in the room. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
6170 Did you just hear something? A little teensy-weensy something? 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
6171 I think we need to talk about the 800lb. gorilla on your back. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
6172 It'd have been a lot clearer if the listing had just said VRBE. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
6173 I miss when they were coming in Peace and not in Pieces 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6174 Next time dear, try not to be the office winner of an elephant for a week. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6175 Now you've done it! Every poacher in the neighborhood's going to want to drop by! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6176 'Because the phrase says 'about', not 'to'. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6177 I think we should go ahead and buy the new living room furniture. If we ever do get a pet, we'll just teach it where to sit. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6178 woah. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6179 Maybe we'd better vote Trump ! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6180 Try to put lipstick on him, but I don't think so! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6181 Would you believe the Grand Old Potty ran out of room for him? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6182 Forget the past,come fast.Gone are gone,coming is what comes.See the beauty not the naughty.Thinking is Human deed,Machine is Human need. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6183 Ddear, please don't belabor the obvious! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6184 0WPETERIWOULDNEVERBELIVED0NALDCANMAKEITTHATB1G!25X16@456PM 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6185 I got rid of the oxpecker. Any other ideas? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6186 "For Heaven's sake, don't feed him!' 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6187 He appears to be lost. I hope he can find his way. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6188 You've taken this GOP thing too far !! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6189 Let's address the elephant in the room... 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6190 Doreen, I told you I like your short hair, can you please let it go. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6191 Well, perhaps you can persuade him to go back to the Nile. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6192 Darling, do keep quiet about the rodent you saw yesterday, it's disenchanting. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6193 I simply don't utter the syllables 'gee' or 'haw'. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6194 I hope it's not the one that stole the case of castor oil. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6195 Did you want the roast ham of the fried chicken?" It's up to you." "Well hurry the line is long. Or short. I don't know. What do you want? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6196 So here it is, the elephant in the room. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6197 I hear they come in quarts. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6198 How do we find out it it's African ot Asian? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6199 If you call that just locker room talk, If you think that is just locker room talk, I'm cancelling your gym membership. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6200 She's not saying she doesn’t want you to grab her, she’s saying let’s have a conversation about it first. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
6201 It's basically parenting practice. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6202 It's important that we find the best diet to lose weight. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6203 You're welcome to try---I am NOT kissing him. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6204 honey, when did you stand up?! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6205 For the last time, we have to dress the elephant in the room! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6206 They had to put that collar on her because she kept chewing on her toe. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
6207 I know you don't like Trump, dear, but McMullin is a wall street spy. CIA and Wall Street, it'll be more of the same. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6208 Do you believe the elephant in the room is ready to lay a big dump? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6209 Do you have to keep calling him that? It's stopped being funny, and now it just annoys him. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6210 Oh well,,a soft head leads to a soft behind,,told him that he'd soon outgrow that rug but noo 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6211 If I'm ever going to get past my issues, I need to address 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6212 Maybe 'dreadful' or 'highly unpleasant' would sound just as sexy... 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6213 "You chose the elephant. So stop complaining about the trumpeting." Frank Ryning, San Francisco, CA 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6214 They tied one on so hard at the convention, the GOP is stuck with DT and there's a pink elephant in this room. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6215 I'm never getting another elephant! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6216 He's been working since the 1870s, maybe it's about time the Turkey has taken over the job. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6217 We need to talk about the donkey in the room. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6218 What's with the giant elephant? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6219 Honey, you never want to talk about our impending tax audit. It's making feel as though the subject is like having an elephant in our living room. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6220 I don't mind that exhibit in the room, from a different angle. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6221 Oh, no! I didn’t mean to suggest anything like that. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6222 He's the elephant in the room that, unfortuneately, you failed to be. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6223 I loved him once and still think of him often 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6224 Honey we should really talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6225 He says he's getting short on room. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
6226 When someone is elected, it just proves that they've never done anything illegal. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0