Contest #543


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543


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-10-31
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-11-13 (estimated)
Number of captions 6227
Number of responses 450498
Number of participants 19180


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I really just thought they would send me a lapel pin when I registered. 1.8189 0.04148 370 157 123 90
1 If he farts I'm out of here. 1.7953 0.05103 337 189 28 120
2 Well, at least the 800-lb gorilla finally left. 1.7885 0.04459 331 151 99 81
3 I see it. Don't change the subject. 1.6651 0.05048 218 109 73 36
4 We're seeing the end of the Republican party. 1.6589 0.05583 214 120 47 47
5 The zoo won't pay the ransom. Now what? 1.6557 0.05710 212 122 41 49
6 Face it: 'Ms. Bigly' refuses to go with you to the Trump rally today! 1.6540 0.05890 211 126 32 53
7 It looked smaller online. 1.6490 0.05482 208 114 53 41
8 Why can't you just wear a button, like most people? 1.6473 0.05244 207 108 64 35
9 Well SOMEONE clogged the toilet. 1.6439 0.05379 205 110 58 37
10 When you said "a large memory device" I thought you meant a hard drive. 1.6404 0.05381 203 109 58 36
11 ...and we also have to do something about the bull in the china closet. 1.6404 0.05426 203 110 56 37
12 It's your metaphor. You feed it! 1.6108 0.05736 185 106 45 34
13 I think we're gonna need a bigger pee pad. 1.6044 0.05870 182 107 40 35
14 Well he's ignoring us too, Sylvia! 1.6022 0.05410 181 98 57 26
15 It's hiding from the Republican Party. 1.5932 0.05853 177 104 41 32
16 If his memory is so good, why can't he remember that he lives in 12B and not 12C? 1.5862 0.05535 174 97 52 25
17 A homing elephant? A "HOMING" elephant? Well, genius, now we're gonna have TWO elephants in the room !!!! 1.5814 0.05942 172 103 38 31
18 Well, at least HE remembers our anniversary. 1.5799 0.05790 169 98 44 27
19 I can't wait until those Petersons downstairs crank their stereo again. 1.5750 0.05851 160 92 44 24
20 No, Steve, this isn't just about who empties her litter box. 1.5749 0.05970 167 100 38 29
21 You voted for him, you clean up after him 1.5723 0.05949 159 93 41 25
22 Are we speaking metaphorically? 1.5714 0.05573 168 95 50 23
23 Great, now I’m living with two Dumbos. 1.5714 0.06004 168 102 36 30
24 I would have preferred a bumper sticker. 1.5671 0.05938 164 98 39 27
25 That reminds me, your mother called. 1.5652 0.05962 161 96 39 26
26 At least, for once, you're using the word "literally" correctly! 1.5617 0.05805 162 95 43 24
27 Isn't it enough to just tell our friends we're Republicans? 1.5617 0.05671 162 93 47 22
28 We had a hellava lot more room when he was just a metaphor. 1.5617 0.05603 162 92 49 21
29 No darling, I said I wanted something elegant for my birthday... 1.5562 0.05729 160 93 45 22
30 You're right. With Trump we really are seeing a different side of the Republican Party. 1.5562 0.06062 160 98 35 27
31 We're gonna need a bigger newspaper. 1.5548 0.05727 155 89 46 20
32 Large Mammal - 8 letters 1.5506 0.06192 158 99 31 28
33 No, there's nothing I'd like to discuss. 1.5506 0.06192 158 99 31 28
34 Let's hope he doesn't move any further to the right. 1.5506 0.06256 158 100 29 29
35 I liked him better as a rhetorical device. 1.5490 0.05787 153 89 44 20
36 He just needs a place to hide until after the election. 1.5478 0.06224 157 99 30 28
37 Just list it as 'Low mileage, exotic leather seating, ivory handles, huge trunk space…oh, and costs peanuts.' 1.5455 0.05834 154 91 42 21
38 What elephant? 1.5449 0.06642 156 105 17 34
39 You gave how much to the campaign? 1.5425 0.05864 153 91 41 21
40 "Come and visit," you said. Did you think he wouldn't remember? 1.5425 0.05937 153 92 39 22
41 Ironically, he's ignoring us. 1.5395 0.06041 152 93 36 23
42 Why couldn’t you wear a campaign button like everybody else! 1.5364 0.05698 151 88 45 18
43 It sure doesn’t smell like a metaphor. 1.5302 0.06065 149 92 35 22
44 You know, we've been ignoring this for so long that I can't even remember what it represents. 1.5302 0.05913 149 90 39 20
45 A bumper sticker wasn't good enough for you?? 1.5286 0.06035 140 84 38 18
46 Don't tell me what I can and can't ignore! 1.5270 0.05945 148 90 38 20
47 We don't have to talk about it. I just want to know how it got through the door. 1.5270 0.06392 148 96 26 26
48 I think I preferred the 800-pound gorilla. 1.5241 0.06273 145 92 30 23
49 What elephant? 1.5238 0.06131 147 92 33 22
50 What elephant? 1.5238 0.06571 147 98 21 28
51 It could be worse - the Petersons just joined Save the Whales. 1.5141 0.05975 142 87 37 18
52 Last chance, Frank. Does this make my butt look smaller? 1.5141 0.06220 142 90 31 21
53 The real problem is, that's not the biggest ass in the living room. 1.5139 0.06153 144 91 32 21
54 He's cute, you said! How big can he get, you said! 1.5106 0.06007 141 87 36 18
55 Whatever you do, keep that mouse in your pocket. 1.5106 0.06091 141 88 34 19
56 Honey, be careful what you say. He'll remember everything. 1.5106 0.06007 141 87 36 18
57 Actually, it's all we ever talk about. 1.5106 0.05922 141 86 38 17
58 He’s awfully smelly for a metaphor. 1.5106 0.06091 141 88 34 19
59 It's not his daily intake I'm worried about! 1.5103 0.06042 145 91 34 20
60 No, I said I wanted something "elegant" for my birthday. 1.5071 0.06124 140 88 33 19
61 Free shipping. 1.5036 0.06647 139 94 20 25
62 Not to alarm you, but today I saw an M - O - U - S - E. 1.5036 0.06242 139 89 30 20
63 Okay, but can you at least acknowledge that it's there? 1.5036 0.05899 139 85 38 16
64 We would have so much more room if we voted Democrat. 1.5000 0.06317 132 84 30 18
65 We need a bigger apartment or a smaller metaphor. 1.5000 0.06277 138 89 29 20
66 Then what do you suggest we do talk about? 1.4963 0.06120 135 85 33 17
67 What elephant? 1.4963 0.06385 135 88 27 20
68 What elephant? 1.4963 0.06556 135 90 23 22
69 What elephant? 1.4962 0.06886 131 90 17 24
70 What elephant? 1.4926 0.06601 136 92 21 23
71 What elephant? 1.4926 0.06518 136 91 23 22
72 We also need to talk about the giraffe in the kitchen. 1.4926 0.05811 136 83 39 14
73 This is the last time I'm doing AirBnB. 1.4892 0.06072 139 89 32 18
74 I much preferred the monkey on our back. 1.4889 0.05936 135 84 36 15
75 He can stay as long as he doesn't start leaning right. 1.4889 0.05746 135 82 40 13
76 Which reminds me, your mother called. 1.4887 0.06096 133 84 33 16
77 What elephant? 1.4887 0.06546 133 89 23 21
78 What elephant? 1.4887 0.06546 133 89 23 21
79 Next time play poker for money. 1.4848 0.06223 132 85 30 17
80 I walked him last. He remembers. 1.4848 0.06223 132 85 30 17
81 You haven't mentioned the new rug. 1.4848 0.06130 132 84 32 16
82 He's just hiding here until the election is over. 1.4848 0.06406 132 87 26 19
83 So are we going to discuss the dull, middle-aged couple in the room? 1.4809 0.06258 131 85 29 17
84 She says Donald groped her too. 1.4809 0.06534 131 88 23 20
85 He says the party's changed. Says he doesn't feel welcome there anymore. 1.4809 0.06534 131 88 23 20
86 You know what's really rigged? The caption contest. 1.4809 0.06352 131 86 27 18
87 Sometimes an elephant is just an elephant. 1.4806 0.06138 129 82 32 15
88 Of course I'm sure I told the decorator 'elegant'! 1.4797 0.06566 123 81 25 17
89 Do you ever miss the fly on the wall? 1.4769 0.06572 130 88 22 20
90 What room? 1.4769 0.06198 130 84 30 16
91 I think he makes my hips look smaller 1.4729 0.06135 129 83 31 15
92 What elephant? 1.4729 0.06791 129 90 17 22
93 What elephant? 1.4729 0.06791 129 90 17 22
94 We received another death threat from the nice couple directly below us. 1.4729 0.06518 129 87 23 19
95 I preferred the monkey on our backs. 1.4724 0.06106 127 81 32 14
96 You're going to need a bigger newspaper. 1.4706 0.06517 119 78 26 15
97 It's callous, but there are days when I wish he'd run away and join the circus. 1.4692 0.06291 130 86 27 17
98 No, I put the 800-pound gorilla in the dining room. 1.4688 0.05312 128 75 46 7
99 When you're finished reading the paper spread it on the floor. 1.4688 0.05427 128 76 44 8
100 His party abandoned him. 1.4688 0.06170 128 83 30 15
101 ANIMALS ESCAPE METAPHORICAL ZOO. Bull recovered from China Shop, Elephant remains at large. 1.4688 0.06462 128 86 24 18
102 What elephant? 1.4640 0.06960 125 89 14 22
103 I preferred the 800-pound gorilla. 1.4640 0.06579 125 85 22 18
104 Yeah, I know it’s just a metaphor, but it really stinks. 1.4640 0.06480 125 84 24 17
105 I said I'd let him hide here till after the election. 1.4640 0.06069 125 80 32 13
106 Your turn to change the litter box. 1.4640 0.06676 125 86 20 19
107 Am I misusing "literally" this time? 1.4640 0.06480 125 84 24 17
108 What elephant? 1.4640 0.06772 125 87 18 20
109 Can we talk about the giraffe in the hallway? 1.4640 0.06480 125 84 24 17
110 Even if you think it will make America great again, whose gonna clean up the mess? 1.4636 0.07036 110 75 19 16
111 The zoo called. It wants your metaphor back. 1.4597 0.06813 124 87 17 20
112 I think we'll need more newspaper than that. 1.4597 0.06314 124 82 27 15
113 Honestly, I preferred the 800 pound gorilla. 1.4597 0.05994 124 79 33 12
114 What elephant? 1.4597 0.06618 124 85 21 18
115 You're not going to say anything about my new haircut? 1.4597 0.06102 124 80 31 13
116 Your metaphor stinks. 1.4597 0.06518 124 84 23 17
117 We got a letter from the condo board. 1.4597 0.06314 124 82 27 15
118 You never notice the changes I make around here. 1.4597 0.06102 124 80 31 13
119 We have to pick a smaller metaphor. 1.4597 0.06102 124 80 31 13
120 I think it's time to talk about the couple in the room. 1.4560 0.06065 125 81 31 13
121 What elephant? 1.4553 0.06854 123 87 16 20
122 But doesn't it seem weird to you that SHE'S the one ignoring US? 1.4553 0.05801 123 77 36 10
123 When I ordered the extra memory, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.4553 0.06244 123 81 28 14
124 Patience. After the election it should go away. 1.4545 0.05868 121 76 35 10
125 Tom, I said we should make this room more ELEGANT. 1.4545 0.06843 121 85 17 19
126 What elephant? 1.4545 0.06742 121 84 19 18
127 What elephant? 1.4508 0.06797 122 86 17 19
128 The shelter said it's a Labrador mix. 1.4508 0.06279 122 81 27 14
129 I got it for peanuts. 1.4508 0.06386 122 82 25 15
130 Next time when "Save the Circus Elephants" calls, let me answer the phone. 1.4508 0.06386 122 82 25 15
131 I forget . . . are we flattening the rug or holding up the ceiling? 1.4508 0.06279 122 81 27 14
132 No, let's discuss your drinking. 1.4508 0.06797 122 86 17 19
133 What elephant? 1.4508 0.06994 122 88 13 21
134 You voted him in. Deal with it. 1.4508 0.06386 122 82 25 15
135 George, he wants to go outside. 1.4508 0.05947 122 78 33 11
136 We need to talk about how much you've donated to the G.O.P. 1.4508 0.06595 122 84 21 17
137 So what were your other two wishes ? 1.4508 0.06279 122 81 27 14
138 John,are we living with a metaphor or with a cliché? 1.4508 0.06170 122 80 29 13
139 Guess which two of us remembered my birthday? 1.4508 0.06170 122 80 29 13
140 We need to talk about the giraffe in the study. 1.4500 0.06679 120 83 20 17
141 Don't mention Hillary. It gives him gas. 1.4480 0.06764 125 89 16 20
142 Honey, put down the newspaper. And we're gonna need yesterday's too. 1.4463 0.06205 121 80 28 13
143 He's a rescue. 1.4463 0.06315 121 81 26 14
144 I wasn't going to mention it, but I've always hated this lamp. 1.4463 0.06634 121 84 20 17
145 He's lying low 'til Trump loses. 1.4463 0.06423 121 82 24 15
146 The difference is that the 800 pound gorilla is a figure of speech. 1.4463 0.06093 121 79 30 12
147 Well, then YOU clean up after the metaphor next time! 1.4463 0.06315 121 81 26 14
148 I refuse to discuss the elephant in the room, with the elephant in in the room. 1.4463 0.05744 121 76 36 9
149 He was "fired" as mascot. Trump and his followers claim he was born in Kenya. 1.4463 0.06315 121 81 26 14
150 What elephant? 1.4463 0.06737 121 85 18 18
151 We need a place with more trunk space. 1.4463 0.05979 121 78 32 11
152 Well, the cliché is about to shit on the rug. 1.4463 0.06634 121 84 20 17
153 I can't believe you finally noticed. Yes, Harold, that is an LED light bulb. 1.4463 0.06093 121 79 30 12
154 No, it's actually all we ever talk about. 1.4444 0.06123 117 76 30 11
155 Whose butt is bigger?Be honest. 1.4417 0.06567 120 83 21 16
156 Why is he ignoring the people in the room? 1.4417 0.06239 120 80 27 13
157 Be Patient. It will disappear on November 8. 1.4417 0.06880 120 86 15 19
158 Mind if I crack a window? 1.4417 0.05773 120 76 35 9
159 Oh, thank God! When you said "big, loud, associated with Republicans and stinks," I thought you were bringing Donald home for dinner! 1.4417 0.06777 120 85 17 18
160 What! Two bumper stickers and a lawn sign aren't enough? 1.4417 0.06567 120 83 21 16
161 What elephant? 1.4417 0.06981 120 87 13 20
162 You never want to talk about him. 1.4417 0.05893 120 77 33 10
163 At least HE won't forget our anniversary. 1.4370 0.06043 119 78 30 11
164 I said this place needed more ELEGANCE. 1.4359 0.06580 117 81 21 15
165 No, he's the one who's pretending we're not here. 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
166 Trump said she was too fat to represent the GOP. 1.4359 0.06801 117 83 17 17
167 When you said you were entertaining the biggest republican ass in town, I thought you meant.... 1.4359 0.06467 117 80 23 14
168 Paint it white, and we'll sell it on Saturday. 1.4359 0.06235 117 78 27 12
169 What metaphor? 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
170 He's now whining that this Cartoon Caption Contest is rigged too. 1.4359 0.06353 117 79 25 13
171 You haven't said a thing about the new rug. 1.4359 0.05870 117 75 33 9
172 What elephant? 1.4359 0.06580 117 81 21 15
173 What elephant? 1.4359 0.06908 117 84 15 18
174 I'm torn. I like what he stands for, but he was born in Kenya. 1.4359 0.06580 117 81 21 15
175 Fine, what do you want to talk about? 1.4359 0.06353 117 79 25 13
176 He's just not the party animal he used to be. 1.4359 0.06580 117 81 21 15
177 Geez, Richard, to think there could be a bigger ass than you in this room. 1.4359 0.06467 117 80 23 14
178 Now you want to talk about it! 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
179 What elephant? 1.4359 0.07014 117 85 13 19
180 It's so sad to think that he and the donkey in 4A used to play so well together. 1.4340 0.06705 106 72 22 12
181 They didn't mention this in the Airbnb listing. 1.4322 0.06075 118 78 29 11
182 Ignore what? 1.4310 0.06389 116 79 24 13
183 He is an elephant. This is a room. Why can't we just leave it at that? 1.4310 0.06389 116 79 24 13
184 I miss the 800 pound gorilla! 1.4310 0.06270 116 78 26 12
185 I can't help feeling there's something we need to discuss. 1.4310 0.05901 116 75 32 9
186 Let's just agree it's a gray area. 1.4310 0.05901 116 75 32 9
187 He's requesting political asylum. 1.4310 0.06389 116 79 24 13
188 Your turn to empty the litter box. 1.4310 0.05901 116 75 32 9
189 Any other cliches you want to bring in here? 1.4310 0.06505 116 80 22 14
190 There's a metaphor in the room. 1.4310 0.06619 116 81 20 15
191 "You never listen! I said what this room needed was something ELEGANT! 1.4310 0.06270 116 78 26 12
192 He doesn't want to talk about it either! 1.4298 0.06590 114 79 21 14
193 Actually, I was was referring to the fact that you're having an affair. 1.4261 0.06543 115 80 21 14
194 Fine, I had an affair. 1.4261 0.06305 115 78 25 12
195 I know you think his cold is no big thing, but I think it's a mistake to ignore the rheum in the elephant. 1.4261 0.06772 115 82 17 16
196 I told him he could stay until his party redeems itself. 1.4242 0.07334 99 71 14 14
197 I always assumed it was a metaphor. 1.4224 0.06141 116 78 27 11
198 Why couldn't you have taken severance pay like everyone else when you retired from the circus? 1.4211 0.06091 114 76 28 10
199 Do you still want to stand right behind your party? 1.4211 0.06341 114 78 24 12
200 This is the last time we pet sit for the Ringlings. 1.4211 0.06581 114 80 20 14
201 I miss the days when the political parties just called on the phone. 1.4211 0.06217 114 77 26 11
202 No more house-sitting for the Ringlings. 1.4211 0.06217 114 77 26 11
203 Don't worry. He'll be gone by November 9. 1.4211 0.06341 114 78 24 12
204 I almost prefer the 800-pound gorilla. 1.4211 0.06217 114 77 26 11
205 I don't complain about the donkey in the kitchen, Charles. 1.4211 0.05962 114 75 30 9
206 Let's donate to the Democrats next time. 1.4211 0.06217 114 77 26 11
207 I told him it was ok to hide out here until after the election. 1.4211 0.06581 114 80 20 14
208 Was that YOU or the elephant? 1.4159 0.06376 113 78 23 12
209 He looked so much smaller on Ebay 1.4159 0.06376 113 78 23 12
210 Can we discuss the room the elephant is in? 1.4159 0.06499 113 79 21 13
211 I'd say that the elephant in the room IS the elephant in the room. 1.4159 0.06499 113 79 21 13
212 I miss the 800 pound gorilla. 1.4159 0.06854 113 82 15 16
213 He's a rescue. 1.4159 0.06251 113 77 25 11
214 Kevin, I'm sleeping with your brother. 1.4159 0.06251 113 77 25 11
215 That reminds me, Ellen. Your mother called. 1.4159 0.06376 113 78 23 12
216 Don't worry. She's only hiding here until November 9th. 1.4144 0.06584 111 78 20 13
217 He’s hiding here until after the election. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
218 His name is Harold. Stop referring to him as the elephant in the room. 1.4144 0.06331 111 76 24 11
219 All I'm saying is we'd just have more room if you were a Democrat. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
220 I'm more concerned about the alligator in the bathtub. 1.4144 0.06200 111 75 26 10
221 Next time you win at poker take the money. 1.4144 0.06200 111 75 26 10
222 Which big ass are we talking about? 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
223 I miss the 800-pound gorilla. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
224 What elephant? 1.4144 0.07065 111 82 12 17
225 I asked the company for a service animal that would help with my memory. 1.4144 0.05930 111 73 30 8
226 He asked if he could hide here til after the election. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
227 We are all that's left of the Republican Party so we got the elephant. 1.4144 0.06948 111 81 14 16
228 I think he misses the ones in the other rooms. 1.4135 0.06639 104 72 21 11
229 Well, then can we talk about the 800lb gorilla in the dining room? 1.4091 0.06623 110 78 19 13
230 It's hiding from the Republicans 1.4091 0.06366 110 76 23 11
231 If you deny that there's an elephant in the room, then you clean up the mess! 1.4091 0.06496 110 77 21 12
232 I'd rather not talk about it. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
233 On the other hand, our roses are flourishing. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
234 You just had to join the 'Metaphor of the Month Club', didn't you? 1.4091 0.06623 110 78 19 13
235 So, what do you want to talk about? 1.4091 0.06748 110 79 17 14
236 This is the worst Airbnb yet 1.4091 0.06748 110 79 17 14
237 I'm hoping he'll go away on his own after the election. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
238 He's scared, sad, and ashamed. So, I told him he could hide-out here until November 9th. 1.4091 0.06748 110 79 17 14
239 You're just dying for me to say 'what elephant?' 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
240 What elephant? 1.4091 0.06990 110 81 13 16
241 You didn't even notice my new glasses. 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
242 He is in the witness protection program until the election is over. 1.4091 0.06366 110 76 23 11
243 This not mentioning him thing can't be good for his self-esteem. 1.4091 0.06366 110 76 23 11
244 'Subsaharan mammal with 8 letters'?...that's a tough one. 1.4091 0.05960 110 73 29 8
245 Until 2020?!! 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
246 Please stop saying, What Elephant? 1.4091 0.06366 110 76 23 11
247 I never thought I'd say this but I prefer the 800 lb. gorilla. 1.4037 0.06401 109 76 22 11
248 The cleaning lady said she's not coming back. 1.4037 0.06788 109 79 16 14
249 You left the back door open, didn't you? 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
250 Couldn't we have just gotten the bumper sticker? 1.4037 0.06533 109 77 20 12
251 Stop being so literal. 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
252 ... And the Zoo don't mind you working from home? 1.4037 0.06533 109 77 20 12
253 I said I wanted an "Elegant" coffee table... 1.4037 0.06533 109 77 20 12
254 What elephant? 1.4037 0.06788 109 79 16 14
255 I tried sweeping it under the rug. 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
256 i think we need more newspaper 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
257 Even if we're not going to talk about it, we should at least do something about the smell. 1.4000 0.06290 105 72 24 9
258 Why can't you use metaphors like everyone else? 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
259 I DID say no at first. But when he threw in the rhino I just couldn't resist. By the way, don't go in the den. 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
260 You know, you could have just gotten a lawn sign 1.3981 0.06437 108 76 21 11
261 Honey, remember those drugs I had leftover from college? 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
262 What elephant? 1.3981 0.06700 108 78 17 13
263 A simple 'Trump/Pence' lawn sign didn't do it, huh? 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
264 It was this or the 800 lb. gorilla. 1.3981 0.06570 108 77 19 12
265 Dear, I think there's a cliché in the room. 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
266 The what? 1.3981 0.06437 108 76 21 11
267 I always thought it was a metaphor. 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
268 Can we at least talk about it? 1.3981 0.06570 108 77 19 12
269 What elephant? 1.3981 0.06700 108 78 17 13
270 But what if the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room? 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
271 Because he remembered my birthday, that's why. 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
272 He's only hiding here till November 9th. 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
273 The Humane Society said he was a lab mix. 1.3981 0.06700 108 78 17 13
274 What elephant? 1.3981 0.07077 108 81 11 16
275 What elephant? 1.3981 0.07318 108 83 7 18
276 Call the exterminator and say we still have them. 1.3945 0.06520 109 78 19 12
277 First the political phone calls, now this! What's next? 1.3945 0.06775 109 80 15 14
278 I got tired of canvassers asking who I was supporting this election. 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
279 Is there anything you want to tell me? 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
280 At least he kicked out the 800-pound gorilla. 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
281 Bill, remember when we cared more about sex than politics? 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
282 What elephant? 1.3925 0.07121 107 81 10 16
283 The monkey on my back was definitely worse. 1.3925 0.06739 107 78 16 13
284 Ignore him. He's just an idiom. 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
285 We shouldn't have said we're undecided. 1.3925 0.06739 107 78 16 13
286 Literally. 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
287 Either talk about it or be prepared to replace the carpet? 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
288 So, we addressed it. Now what? 1.3925 0.05751 107 71 30 6
289 Most people just have yard signs. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
290 Stop acting like you don't notice it! If you don't like the rug I'll just return it. 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
291 Where's the 800-pound gorilla when you need him? 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
292 Is it me, or are we in a thinly veiled political cartoon again? 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
293 All these years I thought it was just a figure of speech. 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
294 Where there's one, there's bound to be more. I'm calling Orkin in the morning. 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
295 They were having a trunk sale. 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
296 Yes, literally. 1.3925 0.06996 107 80 12 15
297 No, I said I wanted an elegant house. 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
298 Why couldn't you just put a sign on the lawn! 1.3925 0.06739 107 78 16 13
299 You voted for him. You clean it up. 1.3925 0.06607 107 77 18 12
300 Yes, that's right, it's the end of the Republican Party. 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
301 No, I'm not speaking metaphorically. 1.3925 0.06739 107 78 16 13
302 He begged me to hide him until November 9th. 1.3905 0.06966 105 78 13 14
303 No, it's the elephant in the other room we need to address. 1.3905 0.05820 105 70 29 6
304 She's a rescue. 1.3905 0.06698 105 76 17 12
305 I thought it was just a saying. 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
306 He's hiding out here until after the election. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
307 I need an eight-letter word beginning with E. 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
308 How much did you contribute...? 1.3905 0.06833 105 77 15 13
309 It really would be easier to be Democrats. 1.3905 0.06698 105 76 17 12
310 George, you do realize you're in his chair. 1.3905 0.06560 105 75 19 11
311 If we talk about not talking about it, are we actually talking about it? 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
312 I've met someone. 1.3905 0.06560 105 75 19 11
313 I find the Republican canvassing a little intrusive this year, don't you dear? 1.3905 0.06698 105 76 17 12
314 Let's hope he is only a figure of speech. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
315 So... what shall we talk about? 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
316 It seems like we never have anything to talk about any more. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
317 I need to tell you something. I'm a democrat. 1.3905 0.05820 105 70 29 6
318 Just relax, will you! I told you: he'll be gone on November 9th! 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
319 I was actually referring to your alcoholism. 1.3905 0.06560 105 75 19 11
320 I thought the 25th anniversary was silver. 1.3905 0.06419 105 74 21 10
321 I thought we agreed to stay away from politics for one night... 1.3905 0.07096 105 79 11 15
322 What Elephant? 1.3905 0.07224 105 80 9 16
323 What elephant? 1.3905 0.07096 105 79 11 15
324 He wants to join the circus. I'm all for it. 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
325 No, you tell her 'her ass looks big.' 1.3883 0.06931 103 76 14 13
326 There must be a better way to flatten out the rug. 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
327 What elephant? 1.3846 0.06737 104 76 16 12
328 Couldn't you just get a Trump T-shirt? 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
329 Go ahead Captain Obvious, just say it. 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
330 We're married, but we're first cousins. You're gay. My combined SAT was 578, not 778. Grandpa Todd was the mixed-race illegitimate son of a Grand Wizard! … So what am I missing? 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
331 What elephant? 1.3846 0.07140 104 79 10 15
332 Ok, but as soon as the election is over he's gone. 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
333 And there's an 800-pound gorilla in the kitchen. 1.3846 0.06874 104 77 14 13
334 'I always thought it was just a euphemism" 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
335 Mind if I hang out here till November 9? 1.3846 0.06737 104 76 16 12
336 She wants to hide out until the election is over. 1.3846 0.06454 104 74 20 10
337 I should warn you. I saw a mouse downstairs. 1.3846 0.07008 104 78 12 14
338 A Trump sign on the front lawn would've been enough for most people. 1.3846 0.05847 104 70 28 6
339 He's still endorsing him, but no longer out there campaigning. 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
340 What elephant? 1.3846 0.07140 104 79 10 15
341 Honey, I can't sit here in silence anymore. You have a piece of food in your teeth. 1.3824 0.06542 102 73 19 10
342 I know you're voting Republican this year, but most people just go put a sign on the front lawn. 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
343 I see you're now ignoring both of us. 1.3824 0.06689 102 74 17 11
344 Would a little subtlety kill you? 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
345 Well, he can just hide from Trump somewhere else! 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
346 I can't believe you bought that rug. 1.3786 0.06776 103 76 15 12
347 You brought him home. You walk him. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
348 What does "sort of housebroken" mean? 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
349 We could try to ignore him, but I've heard he never forgets a face. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
350 What room? 1.3786 0.06915 103 77 13 13
351 Hurry up with that paper. I need to put it on the floor. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
352 A couple of days, ok, but he's using your bathroom. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
353 Define "housebroken." 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
354 Oh, I don't know, what would YOU like to talk about? 1.3786 0.06776 103 76 15 12
355 If you are not going to talk about it, at least get some more newspaper. 1.3786 0.06489 103 74 19 10
356 While you're at it, look in the classifieds for a huge shovel. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
357 I said I wanted an ELEGANT rug. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
358 What room? 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
359 No, I don't think an elephant door is the answer 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
360 Couldn't you have just gotten a bumper sticker like everybody else? 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
361 It's your turn to walk it. 1.3786 0.06489 103 74 19 10
362 Is there any way we can regift this. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
363 No, I am not speaking metaphorically. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
364 And she knows we're peanut-free? 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
365 Did you ever feel life has become one big cliche? 1.3786 0.05708 103 69 29 5
366 Well at least I don't have to clean up after the metaphorical one. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
367 Sometimes the elephant in the room is really an elephant in the room. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
368 This is still not the biggest ass I've seen for the Republican Party. 1.3786 0.07185 103 79 9 15
369 Next time we post on Airbnb, we should just say ‘no pets.’ 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
370 The counseling did really help: I don't see a problem either. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
371 When you said you wanted a convention souvenir I was thinking more of a button. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
372 Maybe we can live with that 900 lb. gorilla after all. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
373 All right, what DO you want to talk about? 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
374 You promise he will be gone Nov. 9th? 1.3786 0.05708 103 69 29 5
375 Well, it hasn't been a circus for me, either. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
376 I knew you couldn't go an evening without bringing it up. I just knew it. 1.3786 0.06634 103 75 17 11
377 I needed someone who might actually remember our anniversary. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
378 Watch this--I've been teaching Pixie to roll over. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
379 If you smell something, say something. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
380 Some memory. He can't even remember to wipe his feet. 1.3786 0.06489 103 74 19 10
381 I understood the metaphor; I don't need a demonstration. 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
382 I couldn't say no. He needed a place to hide until after the election. 1.3762 0.06727 101 74 16 11
383 I'm this close to buying a mouse. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
384 How's the therapy elephant working out? 1.3762 0.06578 101 73 18 10
385 The lease said service animals, not circus animals. 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
386 Your idiom left a steaming metaphor on the carpet 1.3762 0.06727 101 74 16 11
387 You let him in. You own him. After November 8th, you clean up his mess! 1.3762 0.06578 101 73 18 10
388 When I said we should help save the elephants, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
389 I thought it looked better in the corner. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
390 He wants to make the living room great again. 1.3762 0.06872 101 75 14 12
391 Yes, but who is the HEAD of the Republican Party? 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
392 I liked it better when it was just a metaphor. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
393 Trust me, everyone wants to talk about it. 1.3725 0.06671 102 75 16 11
394 I told you if you fed it, it would follow you home. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
395 If I can ignore him, I can certainly ignore you. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
396 You didn't even notice I had my hair done today. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
397 What I wanna know is, when's he gonna acknowledge US?! 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
398 Sometimes the elephant in the room is just an elephant 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
399 You haven't said a word about my new hair color. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
400 No, the other elephant in the room. 1.3725 0.06671 102 75 16 11
401 Of course I can't see the big picture. The damn elephant is in the way. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
402 I hope that was you..... 1.3725 0.06815 102 76 14 12
403 I think it's time we talked about the room the elephant's in. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
404 Did you ever consider not letting the kids have the final say about what pet to get? 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
405 Well, SOMEONE farted. 1.3725 0.06815 102 76 14 12
406 Yes, I meant that literally. 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
407 I'm fine with not talking about it, but how am I supposed to not smell it? 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
408 Let's move to the den, he just ate. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
409 Honey I can't hide it from you any longer... I bought a new rug. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
410 It's like we have nothing to talk about anymore. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
411 What elephant? 1.3725 0.07229 102 79 8 15
412 If you could look up for a minute, you'd see I'm not speaking figuratively. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
413 Let's see you sweep this problem under the rug. 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
414 It's your turn to take him out. And you better bring a bag, he didn't go earlier. 1.3725 0.06815 102 76 14 12
415 Sometimes the elephant in the room is just the elephant in the room. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
416 Does everything in our life have to be a cliche? 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
417 I didn't think that in all New York I'd have such trouble finding a walker. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
418 And I say someone's been feeding him cooked cabbage again. 1.3700 0.06765 100 74 15 11
419 I don’t care what Mr. Ringling said at the retirement party, most people get a gold watch. 1.3700 0.06765 100 74 15 11
420 He knows you're ignoring him. 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
421 We stole their mascot. Now what? 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
422 I'd rather talk about what's on the floor in the other room. 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
423 He remembers everything you tell him and is willing to work for peanuts. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
424 I think I prefer the eight hundred pound gorilla. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
425 His name is Cliche'. 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
426 I hope you used Amazon Prime. 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
427 Don't worry, it will be gone November 8. 1.3663 0.06854 101 76 13 12
428 How about an eight-letter word for buyer's remorse? 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
429 Sometimes I wish we were Democrats. 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
430 I hope your metaphor is housebroken. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
431 Just when were you planning to tell me about her? 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
432 He looked so sad. He was just hanging around the polling place with tears in his eyes. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
433 Well, aren't you going to ask? 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
434 Did I complain when you brought home a ferret? 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
435 Where did you hide the P-E-A-N-U-T-S? 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
436 Somebody was not a good pachyderm today. 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
437 "Here it is, Pachyderm Pampers. Box of two $47.50. 1.3663 0.06854 101 76 13 12
438 I think the couple downstairs will appreciate the throw rug. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
439 The maid wants a raise. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
440 I just wanted to see how far i could go with our Amazon Prime membership 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
441 He's hiding out until the election's over. 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
442 How long can he just pretend we're not here? 1.3636 0.06953 99 75 12 12
443 Where? 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
444 So... What should we talk about this evening? 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
445 No, not literally as in 'figuratively,' but as in 'literally.' 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
446 Being married to a taxidermist is no picnic either. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
447 I'm truly at a loss for a metaphor here. 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
448 I told you not to get rid of the 800-pound gorilla. 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
449 It looked smaller in the showroom. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
450 He's starting to identify as a donkey. 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
451 Further to the right and we're in trouble. 1.3636 0.06953 99 75 12 12
452 I don't look fat now! 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
453 It says here nine out of ten idioms go unnoticed. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
454 What elephant? 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
455 Are you still not thinking about what I'm not thinking about? 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
456 Anything interesting in the news, dear? 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
457 So long as he never sees our piano keys, we have nothing to fear. 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
458 I think it's time we finally addressed the obvious: We need a larger apartment. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
459 What elephant? 1.3636 0.06953 99 75 12 12
460 Anything interesting in the paper? 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
461 It was difficult for the elephant to ignore the people in the room. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
462 Here's a new wrinkle. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
463 What election? 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
464 At least this time you're using "literally" correctly. 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
465 This is the only way I know to stop the rug from curling. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
466 It wasn't me. 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
467 What room? 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
468 What elephant? 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
469 This reminds me. I want a divorce. 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
470 That's the end of the GOP as we know it. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
471 Now he says he isn't leaving after the election. 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
472 Yes, but how did it get in? 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
473 It'll be nice to stop talking about this on November 9th. 1.3636 0.06953 99 75 12 12
474 The end is near. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
475 Metaphorically speaking, he's the perfect pet for us. 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
476 Okay, we've addressed it...now what? 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
477 I told you we should have bought the skeleton in the closet instead. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
478 Fine. What do YOU want to talk about? 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
479 NOW do you see why the Shankars were so eager to housesit our cat last month? 1.3636 0.06804 99 74 14 11
480 Dump Trump. There I said it. Now make it go away! 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
481 There must be SOMETHING we can talk about. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
482 So we're in agreement, next month he's gone but the jackass stays. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
483 I don’t care if he stays. Just keep him out of the oval office. 1.3600 0.06594 100 74 16 10
484 I think I'm just more of a cat person 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
485 What elephant? 1.3579 0.07164 95 73 10 12
486 We're living a cliché. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
487 Well, guess who DID remember our anniversary. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
488 I don't mind talking about him, I just don't want to clean up after him. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
489 You're the one who wanted to live in a Trump building. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
490 I got it here, you gift wrap it. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
491 No, I don't mean figuratively. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
492 Wake up Mark, it's not a metaphor! 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
493 I said I'd like something elegant, e l e G a n t! 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
494 After we avoid discussing it, I'm calling the zoo. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
495 What elephant? 1.3571 0.06994 98 75 11 12
496 Sometime I wish we were democrats. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
497 I was looking for something less metaphorical. 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
498 I don't know. What's an eight letter word that begins with E and ends with T? 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
499 People always say the house seems so empty once the kids move out. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
500 He wants to lay low until the election's over. 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
501 No, really, I would prefer a skeleton in the closet. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
502 All we need to do is move to another room! There, we addressed it! 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
503 So I'm guessing you're no longer a closet Republican? 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
504 I couldn't find an 800 pound gorilla 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
505 I assumed “watch Jangles” meant their cat. 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
506 Whew--was that you? 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
507 At least he won't forget our anniversary. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
508 No, what I said was I wanted to be relevant. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
509 I get the hint, Carl, but I'm still voting for Hillary. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
510 You don't want to see what's in the closet 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
511 He just wants to hide here until after the election. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
512 I'll stop using that expression if you get rid of him. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
513 Well, he's not interested in talking about you, either. 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
514 The elephant in the room IS the elephant in the room. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
515 Discuss what? 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
516 What elephant? 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
517 Point taken, I'm still voting for Hillary. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
518 This is not what I meant when we agreed to host a refugee from the Congo. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
519 You're always 'too tired' to walk him! 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
520 But shipping was free. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
521 That's it; am registering as a Democrat next time. I'm used to living with an ass in the house. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
522 What elephant? 1.3571 0.07143 98 76 9 13
523 No other Republican would take him. 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
524 He said he didn't leave the party, the party left him. 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
525 What did you want to talk about, dear? 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
526 "Did you remember to buy garbage bags"? 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
527 The elephant in the room and I are leaving you. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
528 I think it's time to talk about the walrus in the kitchen. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
529 It's hiding until the election is over. 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
530 Do I need to explain figurative and literal to you again? 1.3535 0.06628 99 74 15 10
531 The 800-pound gorilla had the night off 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
532 If he's not housebroken, we're in deep doodoo. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
533 I kind of thought it would leave once we addressed it. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
534 Ignore him, he's idiomatic. 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
535 At least he's out of the closet. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
536 And best of all, he doesn't shed. 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
537 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
538 I think we should talk about it 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
539 Well, as far as I'm concerned...we're not ignoring it, it's ignoring us. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
540 Let's NOT talk about it and see what happens when your mother gets here. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
541 You promised he'd be gone after Election Day. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
542 Al, you haven't said anything about the new rug. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
543 I'm not letting you sweep this under the rug Harold. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
544 The elephant in the room IS the elephant in the room. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
545 Lesson learned. Never let the kids pick out a pet. 1.3505 0.06722 97 73 14 10
546 Don't say it. 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
547 That wasn't me. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
548 It's not 'if,' it's 'when,' and you're the one who picks it up. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
549 With two day shipping it was too good to pass up. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
550 I'm thinking tile. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
551 Maybe next time just bring me back a T-shirt? 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
552 Because it was a wedding gift from my aunt, that's why. We never use the crockpot from your Grandmother, why don't we get rid of that? 1.3505 0.06880 97 74 12 11
553 I know about the affair. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
554 Never thought we would need more trunk space in the house. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
555 What happened to the 800 pound gorilla? 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
556 "What's an eight letter word for 'Large circus animal"? 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
557 No more raffle tickets from the ASPCA. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
558 I thought you said it was a figure of speech. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
559 No, I want to talk about the other elephant in the room. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
560 It seems like all we ever talk about is the elephant in the room. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
561 It's time we address the cliché in the room. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
562 Oh? And do you have a better solution for those corners that curl up on our rugs? 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
563 The kids are calling him T-Rump. 1.3505 0.07035 97 75 10 12
564 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.3505 0.06722 97 73 14 10
565 Look, you didn't eat them and I didn't eat them. The peanuts didn't just walk out of here on their own. 1.3500 0.06723 100 76 13 11
566 It really ties the room together. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
567 Next time, I suggest you use 'the fly in the ointment' reference instead of 'the elephant in the room.' 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
568 What do you mean you don't want to talk about it? 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
569 I walked him last night. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
570 Just lift the tail and vote. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
571 Honey, he knows he's in the room. There's no need to make him feel bad about it. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
572 I can't wait until this election is over. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
573 This is almost too obvious. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
574 Was that you 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
575 Really Henry we couldn't just put a Trump sign out front like everyone else. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
576 I don't care if he got thrown out of Trump Tower. He's not staying here 1.3438 0.06758 96 73 13 10
577 Alright, I'm just gonna say it. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
578 I told him he could hide out here until after the election. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
579 The poor thing just needs a place to lay low for awhile. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
580 Do you smell gas? 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
581 When you said we could get another boarder for peanuts... I had no idea.... 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
582 Sometimes I wish we were democrats. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
583 Actually, I think it's time we discuss the 800 pound gorilla in the bedroom. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
584 The bumper sticker would have made the same statement. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
585 Hopefully, he'll be gone by a week from Tuesday. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
586 Sometimes I think he ignores the people in the room. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
587 What elephant? 1.3438 0.07229 96 76 7 13
588 Stanley, tell him you're sorry. You know he never forgets. 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
589 No it wasn't me! I thought it was YOU! 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
590 Did you fart? 1.3438 0.07075 96 75 9 12
591 We still need to talk about where you were last night. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
592 It's just until after the election. He's ashamed to show his face in public. 1.3438 0.07075 96 75 9 12
593 Well its better than the 800 lb gorilla that was here last week. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
594 Couldn't you have just put an "I'm Republican" sign in the front yard? 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
595 We have to talk 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
596 He just wants to stay here until November 9th. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
597 Aren't you taking your Republican State Chairmanship assignment a bit too seriously? 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
598 I brought him home so we'd have something to talk about. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
599 Still no notice of a reward for a missing elephant? 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
600 Oh no? Well, nothing bothering me either. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
601 There. We don't have to talk about the 800 pound gorilla in the room any more. 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
602 The figure of speech is very pungent. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
603 Then again, maybe he's ignoring us. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
604 You still can't see it?? 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
605 I liked him better when he was allegorical. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
606 We better take him for a walk before he takes another trump! 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
607 Do you smell gas? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
608 He says he wants to represent a new party, preferably in Canada. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
609 We really need to move to a swing state. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
610 Still not changing my vote. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
611 You can't revive a dead metaphor with a visual aid. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
612 Can't we EVER talk about something else? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
613 No, I mean literally. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
614 Have you been leaving out peanuts for the squirrels again Martha? 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
615 Sooner or later, they're bound to realize he's missing. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
616 I've always thought that was just an expression. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
617 No, George. It's the antelope in the bathroom that upsets me. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
618 The Feng Shui consultant also thinks we should take the skeletons out of the front closet. 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
619 The 800-pound gorilla might have been a better fit. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
620 I'm switching parties 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
621 But on the positive side, he doesn't shed. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
622 I refuse to make this about politics. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
623 The house is going to feel empty when he leaves for college. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
624 I wouldn't recommend tickling the ivories right now, 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
625 The 800 lb. gorilla smelled better. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
626 I thought they were supposed to go away, or something, once you talked about them. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
627 He hasn't been the same since we got rid of the 800 pound gorilla. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
628 I'm more concerned about the one not in the room. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
629 You couldn't book us a table by the trunk? 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
630 You know you can tell me if you voted Trump, right? 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
631 Right, like he's going to forget that snide remark. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
632 I think I prefer the 800-lb gorilla. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
633 I'd rather not talk about it. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
634 Not much, you? 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
635 But on the upside they don't shed 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
636 He wants to be a donkey for Halloween. 1.3404 0.07022 94 73 10 11
637 The election's over; why is he still here? 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
638 Honey, it will leave as soon as we acknowledge that it's here. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
639 Please have it move along dear, before it drops a trump. 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
640 Let's discuss the obvious caption in the room. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
641 Seriously, I am still voting for Hillary! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
642 It's the Trump in the room 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
643 I know you like the Republicans but I'm not cleaning up all the crap that comes with that 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
644 You never listen to me. I did not say it would be nice to have an elephant living in the room. I said it would nice to have an elegant living room." 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
645 You could have just let a cat out of a bag. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
646 He wants asylum until after the elections are over. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
647 It's your turn to walk him. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
648 There's something we need to talk about. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
649 Put the paper down Harry 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
650 We either have to talk about it or get a bigger room. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
651 If we're not going to talk about it at least tell it to get off the rug. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
652 This is the last time we offer to watch the neighbor's pet while they're away. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
653 You can ignore him, but I'm not cleaning that rug. 1.3404 0.07022 94 73 10 11
654 I think he wants to go outside 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
655 What do you mean you forgot to pick up a litter box?! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
656 At least with the 800 pound gorilla we had room for a loveseat. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
657 It's fully inflated, now what? 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
658 You were always one too many Republicans in the room, Wayne. This is a crowd. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
659 We have a mouse problem. 1.3371 0.07136 89 69 10 10
660 Let's see how you'll sweep THAT under the rug. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
661 I don't need to know more about Dumbo, I'm voting for the Jackass! 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
662 You haven't even mentioned my new hairstyle! 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
663 If it stays much longer, the elephant won't be only thing in the room. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
664 He's hiding from Donald. 1.3333 0.06894 93 72 11 10
665 Do you suppose he thinks that we're the people in the room? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
666 Good news, Lenore. Peanuts are on sale at the market. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
667 Should we tell him he's adopted? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
668 No, I quite clearly said that I miss my Oliphant. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
669 Must you speak to him like that? You know how long it takes him to forget these things. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
670 I don't think we can brush it under the carpet 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
671 For once, let's NOT talk about it. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
672 This is just a big game to you. 1.3333 0.06894 93 72 11 10
673 How ironic that the elephant in the room is not the elephant in the room. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
674 No. this is the one everybody talks about. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
675 They were out of goldfish. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
676 Yes, but to him, we're the people in the living room. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
677 I assure you, it wasn't me 1.3333 0.06723 93 71 13 9
678 Can't we just sweep it under the rug ? 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
679 I don't know. What do YOU want to talk about? 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
680 I spy, with my little eye, something grey. 1.3333 0.06894 93 72 11 10
681 Let's not talk about it and just get a bigger room 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
682 What's wrong George? It's like you've been walking on peanut shells all evening. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
683 Trust me, it's going to look a whole lot worse deflated. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
684 He's been sulking since Election Night. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
685 I cleaned the litter box last night. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
686 No need to go "graphic" on me Carl, I know what a metaphor is! 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
687 All I'm saying Peter is that a donkey would be much easier to manage in the house 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
688 It's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
689 Some mirrors could make the room feel more spacious. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
690 You can't keep ignoring him, dear - his name is Donald, and he's not going away any time soon. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
691 It's your turn to walk him. 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
692 We should talk about the inattentive husband in the room. 1.3298 0.06830 94 73 11 10
693 I'll still miss him when he goes to college. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
694 Frankly, I'd prefer we start with the 800 pound gorilla first. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
695 What happened to the "I voted" stickers? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
696 I think she needs to go out. 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
697 Don't worry, dear, on November 8th it will disappear for another eight years. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
698 Can we at least talk about emptying the litter box? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
699 No, I mean it literally, we need to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.3297 0.06821 91 70 12 9
700 If we vote Democrat does he go away? 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
701 O don't care how h-u-u-ge he gets, I'm never going to vote for him. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
702 No, I don't want to teach him to roll over. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
703 Next time, turn Siri off when you're speaking metaphorically. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
704 Well, thanks to PETA he can't work in the circus any more. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
705 This election is taking up too much of my personal space! 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
706 Then, can we talk about the humans in the room? 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
707 Is there anything else that you don't want to discuss? 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
708 We could but it kind of ruins the metaphor. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
709 Dammit - it's supposed to be a metaphor! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
710 Only idiots put idioms in the living room. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
711 Hang in there. He'll be gone after election day. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
712 Are you certain he's housebroken? 1.3297 0.06821 91 70 12 9
713 Doesn't this make our living room great again? 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
714 I don't care how good a deal it was. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
715 It is magnificent, but I just wanted your mother's silverware. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
716 No, it won't make our living room great again. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
717 Jumbo, it's time we talked about the husband in the room. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
718 Let's hope he concedes gracefully. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
719 He's in hiding. Just until November 9th. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
720 Ignore it? I've just named it Jumbo and taught it to roll over. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
721 Would you have preferred the 500 lb. gorilla? 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
722 Well, I wanted to talk about it during the primaries. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
723 Just ignore it! 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
724 You said you wanted a housekeeper who will work for peanuts. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
725 Don't give her anything spicy to eat! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
726 My therapist says I suffer from peanuts envy. 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
727 This is just as bad as that time Godot finally arrived. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
728 WE need to build a wall, Bob. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
729 Now where is the 800-pound gorilla going to sit? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
730 First things first...that light bulb is far too bright 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
731 Can you believe this weather we're having? 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
732 Let's call him Bigly. 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
733 But he hates when you invite your blind friends over. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
734 Honey, I think he needs to go out... 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
735 "It's your turn to clean the litter box". 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
736 I found him at a debate, and he seemed so lost... 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
737 He's the first licensed therapy animal for--well, I forget. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
738 So what HAVEN'T we talked about? 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
739 You know perfectly well what we need to talk about. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
740 What makes you think I'm planning to vote Republican? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
741 We put down rugs, I stopped walking in heels...and the downstairs neighbors STILL complained? 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
742 Yeah, of course it clogged the toilet. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
743 I'm torn between the elephant in the room and the fly on the wall. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
744 Don't you hate when the elephant in the room is an elephant in the room? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
745 He's only staying until after the election. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
746 We should've voted Democrat. 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
747 What elephant? 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
748 Somehow I don't think you've told me everything. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
749 If you're talking about the elephant in the room, he can hear you. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
750 I hate it when they talk about me like I'm not here. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
751 Well, okay, what would you rather talk about? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
752 He looked a lot smaller in the store. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
753 Honestly, it is easier than I thought to not talk about this. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
754 I give up. Which political party ARE you supporting? 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
755 It's just a metaphor. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
756 First things first; how did you get it inside the house? 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
757 You're not going to give me that "what elephant" line again, are you? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
758 It's pretending we're not here again. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
759 We need to talk. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
760 I took him out last time. 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
761 If we switched parties we would cut pet food bill in half. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
762 Are you really, really sure you don't have anything to tell me, Harvey? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
763 There are at least ten female elephants questioning his claim to forget. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
764 That wasn't me . 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
765 I told you it wasn't a metaphor. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
766 I know they're endangered but can't we just send a check? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
767 We already discussed this, the rug stays. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
768 Nice try. I'm still not voting for him. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
769 Are you sure it’s not a simile? 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
770 What if the condo board finds out? 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
771 The Feng Shui feels wrong — can we rotate him ninety degrees? 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
772 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
773 And when do you think WILL be the right time to talk about it? 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
774 I agree we need to talk about him, but not behind his back. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
775 No there isn't. 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
776 I am still voting Democrat 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
777 Hello... I’m standing right here! It’s not like I don’t know you’re talking about me! 1.3187 0.06790 91 71 11 9
778 Don't worry dear, it's not turning to the left. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
779 Maybe we should address climate change after all. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
780 I wanted a dog but got an idiom 1.3187 0.06967 91 72 9 10
781 Maybe after the election it will go away. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
782 Oh, and we will need a litter box. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
783 We'd be talking about it if it was a donkey. 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
784 Obviously! 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
785 Most people, of course, are content to indicate their preference with a simple yard sign, but ohhh no... 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
786 I wonder if the house keeper will want a raise? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
787 Hope he doesn't take a trump. 1.3187 0.07141 91 73 7 11
788 I think it goes without saying. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
789 We also need to address the metaphor. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
790 Watch what you say. He has big ears! 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
791 Sorry, dear. I didn't know it was a metaphor. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
792 This is starting to feel different from ignoring NPR pledge drives. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
793 Did it occur to you that we are the elephants in his room? 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
794 No Harold, that's not the roar of the crowd I hear. 1.3176 0.06944 85 66 11 8
795 No, actually, I still don't want to talk about it. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
796 Well, Frank, on November 9th it's going to be the dead elephant in the room. 1.3146 0.06891 89 70 10 9
797 Okay, we've talked about it. Now what? 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
798 What do you mean you can't see it? Tusk,Tusk! 1.3146 0.07074 89 71 8 10
799 Literally! 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
800 And I thought he was YOUR elephant. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
801 He said he'll move once you give him the sports section. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
802 Why do I have this feeling that we have a major obstacle in our lives that we refuse to acknowledge? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
803 Oh, I dunno. What do you want to talk about? 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
804 What part of "Trump's behind" do you not get? 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
805 Well he doesn't forget he's here. 1.3146 0.06891 89 70 10 9
806 You are always so literal. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
807 He's staying with us until he remembers his address. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
808 Please be careful what you metaphor. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
809 Did you fart? 1.3146 0.06891 89 70 10 9
810 What's wrong with you? I placed that newspaper on the edge of the carpet for a reason. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
811 Isn't it your turn to take him out? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
812 Oh, and the taxidermist called. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
813 He's hiding from the circus clowns. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
814 Can't we talk about something else for a change? 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
815 So, Mr. Animal Planet, If he never forgets, then why is he standing on my good rug, again? 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
816 Did you finish my peanuts? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
817 It's going to be OK. He's on his way out. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
818 No, I'm talking about your affair with your secretary. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
819 The downstairs neighbors want to pay for our counseling sessions. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
820 Couldn't we just wear a 'Vote Republican' badge like everyone else , Abe ? 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
821 No really, I mean there is AN ELEPHANT in the room! 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
822 So, how was your day? 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
823 It's safer than a Trump lawn sign. 1.3146 0.07252 89 72 6 11
824 John, is there something you want to tell me? 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
825 Why must you be so literal all of the time? 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
826 For once, can we talk about something other than the elephant in the room? 1.3146 0.06891 89 70 10 9
827 It wasn't me!! 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
828 G.O.P. refugee 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
829 You told me it was just a metaphor. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
830 I just don't know how elephants can ignore the couple in the room. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
831 Let's give them a break. The tenants downstairs are under a ton of pressure. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
832 The shelter was going to put him to sleep. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
833 Yes, I did say your cousin could move in, but you didn't tell me he was a Republican. 1.3146 0.06891 89 70 10 9
834 You only said you didn't want a cat. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
835 What elephant ? 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
836 Yes, we talked about having an elephant, but after we were settled and had a house out in the suburbs. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
837 His party left him for an invertebrate. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
838 So, what do you want to talk about? 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
839 We need to discuss the 800-pound gorilla in the bedroom. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
840 I promise to quit if he turns pink. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
841 I always thought it was just an English metaphorical idiom for an obvious truth that is going unaddressed. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
842 I sense a "but" coming... 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
843 He's too embarrassed to show his face until the election's over. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
844 It's insensitive to talk about the elephant in the room while he's still in the room. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
845 Jane, stop with the metaphors and tell me what is bothering you! 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
846 They'll still consider it voter intimidation. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
847 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
848 Either we talk about it, or we get a bigger place. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
849 'Well, one of us has to walk him, and soon.' 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
850 Don't you think it's time we talk about 'you know who'? 1.3111 0.06823 90 71 10 9
851 Oh my god, try telling me that wasn't one of yours! 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
852 We need to talk about the Republican in the room. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
853 I don't want to talk about him - I'm more concerned with the hippo in our bathtub. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
854 I don't want to talk about it. 1.3068 0.06925 88 70 9 9
855 I guess the 800 pound gorilla had the day off. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
856 how much was the carpet alone? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
857 It's ignoring us. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
858 Must you always be literal? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
859 Of course I noticed the new rug, honey. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
860 It's Donald Trump's version of homeland security. 1.3068 0.06925 88 70 9 9
861 Talk? About what, dear? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
862 Since I been going to AA they are no longer pink. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
863 Some things we just don't discuss in this household. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
864 I got him at a wide elephant sale. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
865 Gee, what should we talk about? 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
866 "The elephant in the room is a 23-year-old blonde paralegal named Amy. Can you see it now? 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
867 Nobody ever said right wing extremism would be easy. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
868 No, I meant the other elephant in the room. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
869 I don't want to talk about it. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
870 I think he's voting Democrat this year. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
871 Why can't you just put out a yard sign like everyone else? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
872 It's your turn to change the litter. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
873 I read the lease. It said nothing about elephants. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
874 It's not a metaphor for anything? Are you saying we've been living with an actual elephant in the room all this time? 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
875 Let's hope he doesn't forget we're sitting here. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
876 I literally don't know what you're talking about. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
877 I said elegant, not elephant. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
878 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
879 Your shirt collar, the lipstick, it's time we talk. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
880 The Republicans are taking up too much space in our marriage. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
881 I only asked for a yard sign. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
882 You know, when he gets that look, we need to move fast. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
883 That's not his breath! 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
884 I said I wanted an ELEGANT conversation piece. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
885 You know, there's a limit to party loyalty. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
886 Yes, Dorothy, cliches really do come true. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
887 Are we going to talk about the skeleton in your closet? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
888 I can't believe that our lives have been reduced to a cliche. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
889 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
890 So, is there something we need to talk about? 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
891 No, honey, he can't hide here for 4 years! 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
892 my analyst said that if we don't acknowledge him today he will be even bigger tomorrow 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
893 "I prefer the metaphor". 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
894 Well that makes two of us who will never forget. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
895 If you won't say it, I will. This room needs to be painted. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
896 Sorry...they were out of 800 lb. gorillas. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
897 Honey, we need to talk about the two humans in the room. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
898 Look, if you want to vote Republican, just tell me. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
899 It won't be much longer. He's just hiding out until after the election. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
900 If only he'd remember to put the seat down. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
901 Thought you'd never ask! From Amazon, but I had to pay the shipping. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
902 I just hope and pray she never wants to turn around. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
903 Darling, I can't just ignore that the end is near. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
904 T-rump 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
905 To be honest with you, I'd rather not talk about it. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
906 He said it would be the greatest, biggest, most successful, beautiful dump we've ever seen. 1.3068 0.06734 88 69 11 8
907 It's only for a few days. The Olivers will be back on Friday. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
908 Mom, Dad... Am I adopted?? 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
909 I think it's time we gave him his own room. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
910 I hope you remember what happened the last time you forgot to take him for his walk. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
911 I thought it was a metaphor too, until I saw that big pile of poop. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
912 Your turn to clean the litter box. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
913 I'm just going to say it. We need a bigger place. 1.3059 0.06905 85 67 10 8
914 You promised to stop this after the china shop incident. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
915 Metaphorically speaking!? Metaphorically speaking, have you lost your mind? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
916 OK, in our divorce settlement you can have the cliché. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
917 He did go to the bathroom before you let him back inside... right? 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
918 I'm hoping it goes away on Nov 8th! 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
919 The cinnamon spice air freshener isn't doing it. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
920 Can we talk about the rug? 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
921 He has to go out. It's your turn. I walked him this morning. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
922 ...and now it's all anyone ever wants to talk about. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
923 I think it's time you acknowledge the lady in the room, Tom. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
924 He's hiding here until after the election. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
925 But, my therapist thinks I should stop ignoring it. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
926 Should we tell him that we're Democrats? 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
927 "OK. You've made your point. Now how do we get it out? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
928 We deflate it November 8th . 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
929 If I put one in every room, then will you talk about it? 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
930 Either way, you just gotta hold your nose and vote. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
931 Look, I know I said I wouldn't bring it up again, but... 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
932 No, I want to talk about our marriage. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
933 It's either him or me. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
934 The sooner we address this, the sooner our grocery bills go down. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
935 Would you please stop using that expression! 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
936 It's not working. The more we talk about him, the longer he stays. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
937 The man downstairs called.....the same old complaint. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
938 Why can't you admit the rug doesn't go with the room? For goodness sakes, just look at it! 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
939 I'm still not going to talk about it. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
940 Does this party make my ass look big? 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
941 Jesus, Frank, you take everything so literally. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
942 Earl, what's that phrase everybody uses when something is obvious? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
943 Damn Republicans really get in your face! 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
944 This is nothing compared to what's in the bedroom 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
945 Can we talk about something else? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
946 I understand you're making a point but think about the poor elephant. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
947 What elephant? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
948 We need to talk about our peanut budget. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
949 I said be prudent what you feed him and you feed him prunes! 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
950 I think we'll need more than one newspaper! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
951 Don't forget, dear, later tonight six blind men are coming to feel Kimba. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
952 It's ultimately his career decision, dear. Have you ever considered that he wouldn't MIND working for peanuts? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
953 Anything we need to discuss? 1.2989 0.04936 87 61 26 0
954 The donkeys have been picking on him again. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
955 it's not the room I'm worried about. It's the nation. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
956 What happened to our 800 pound gorilla? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
957 I preferred when the Republicans handed out bumper stickers. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
958 You have cleanup duty on November 9. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
959 It's my Party and I'll cry if I want to ... 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
960 When we closed the local campaign office, I had to take either him or Trump 1.2989 0.07148 87 71 6 10
961 Don't try to change the subject. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
962 My profile clearly said I like to tickle the ivories at home 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
963 I think you know what I'm talking about. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
964 Okay, I get it. You're voting Republican. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
965 She says it's not easy being a cliche. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
966 This time, it's NOT a metaphor, Larry. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
967 Who's being too literal now, Frank? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
968 I've been meaning to talk to you about your use of the word 'literally.' 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
969 If that mouse comes back, we're doomed. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
970 Does this room make my butt look big? 1.2989 0.06959 87 70 8 9
971 After she delivers we might need a bigger place. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
972 Ignore him. He's just an idiom. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
973 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
974 Because, Bill, it's impolite to talk about someone while they are still in the room. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
975 Let's first address your grasp of metaphor. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
976 I think a sticker would have sufficed to show your party affiliation 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
977 I'm having second thoughts about joining the idiom of the month club. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
978 So what do you want to talk about? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
979 Don't say m-i-c-e. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
980 Well, honey, I think it's time we address the lamp in the room. 1.2989 0.06959 87 70 8 9
981 He'd just as soon forget this election. 1.2989 0.06959 87 70 8 9
982 I wish we'd bought the donkey. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
983 I liked it better when we weren't talking about him. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
984 We never should have switched parties. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
985 Can we at least talk about the grizzly bear in the kitchen? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
986 We need to talk. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
987 I ordered the 800 pound gorilla. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
988 ...and it came with free delivery 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
989 It's your turn to empty the litter box. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
990 Do you think if we leave him somewhere he'll remember where we live 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
991 It's just a figure of speech. Ignore it and it'll go away. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
992 Very clever, dear. Mother is still coming to visit. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
993 At least I didn't adopt a highway. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
994 What are you talking about? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
995 Of course I want to talk about the literal one. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
996 They're all cute when they're small. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
997 How did you think the Ringling elephant foster program worked? 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
998 Why can't I shake the feeling that there's something you're not telling me? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
999 Despite his attempts, Jumbo simply could not deny the two people in the room. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1000 Do you smell peanuts? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1001 He's hiding out until after the election. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1002 This may be the end of the GOP 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1003 Do metaphors poop? 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1004 Wouldn't a "Make America Great Again" cap have sufficed? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1005 I miss understood it when you said that having a pet would only cost us only peanuts. 1.2989 0.06959 87 70 8 9
1006 I know it's between this thing and Hillary, I'm not happy either. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1007 Thanks for making our house great again 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1008 I wish you'd just gotten a yard sign! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1009 No one ever asks if there is ROOM for the elephant in the room. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1010 What makes you think I'm beating around the bush? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1011 I told you, I don't want to talk about it! 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1012 I agree that he's trying to intimidate me, but I'm still voting. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1013 I think it's time for us to discuss metaphors. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1014 You always take things so literally. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1015 His name is Donald 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1016 Don't say anything. That's just what he wants 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1017 Literally. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1018 I hate it when he butts in to our conversations. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1019 He told me he's sick and tired of being a damned metaphor. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1020 I thought it was only an expression! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1021 Now that we ACTUALLY have it here, I can confirm that yours isn't as big. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1022 He swears he made the reservation on Air BnB. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1023 There's A What? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1024 I miss the 800-pound gorilla! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1025 Yes, and there's a rhino in the front room. We never talk about that, either. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1026 He followed me home. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1027 This last minute campaigning has gotten a bit out of hand. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1028 Don't worry, It will be gone by November 8th. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1029 Yes dear, what is it? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1030 It looked so much smaller in the showroom. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1031 You're so literal! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1032 You had to bring it up! 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1033 He said he was looking for the Reagan years but got lost. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1034 What's that smell? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1035 When did you say they'll return from vacation? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1036 I'm so relieved that its not a pink one. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1037 I hate it when he ignores us. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1038 ...literally... 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1039 We need to talk about your use of metaphor. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1040 So when did this become a safehouse for principled Republicans? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1041 From now on, I'll handle our daughter's online transactions. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1042 O.K., I'll just say it. I HATE the new rug. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1043 Honey, there is something I need to address. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1044 I asked you not to mention it. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1045 You know people traditionally have just the head mounted. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1046 Some call this the end of the GOP. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1047 No. I'm not trying to bring up your alleged affair. I'm being literal. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1048 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1049 "When I donated to Adopt An Elephant, who would have thought.....? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1050 Why don't we try addressing it directly? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1051 No I do not think you've made our living room great again. 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1052 He's just hiding here until the election is over. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1053 He just needs a place to hide until Election Day. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1054 Do you think we can put it behind us after the election? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1055 Nobody talks about the elephant poop in the room. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1056 I have a nagging feeling there is something you do not want to discuss. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1057 Our new neighbors have two elephants. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1058 I know you are big on supporting your party, but wouldn't a donkey take up less room? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1059 What?......I picked him up at the GOP estate sale. They were practically giving him away. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1060 If we paint the walls red it might make the room look bigger 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1061 Vote as you wish, but I'm not cleaning up after him. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1062 Back when he was 200 lbs, you said there was nothing to talk about. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1063 Harold, for once the 'elephant in the room' is an actual elephant, and you still won't acknowledge it. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1064 do you smell that? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1065 Elephant? What elephant? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1066 We've been sitting here for hours and you haven't even noticed, so yes, I got new glasses. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1067 I feel like we're in an ad for erectile dysfunction. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1068 Metaphorical or not, he's standing on my keys. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1069 So if the board asks, assure them that it's a teacup breed. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1070 I'm sick of your clichés. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1071 Honestly, I'd rather talk about the elephant. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1072 We need to talk about the Republican in the room. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1073 How long can you ignore the trump in the room? 1.2941 0.07066 85 69 7 9
1074 Couldn't the Republicans just send a flyer like everyone else? 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1075 Your turn to walk him. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1076 You could have made your point without being so literal. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1077 What weren't we talking about again? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1078 I took him out last time. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1079 Maybe if we ignore him, he'll go away. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1080 Now that elephants are off the endangered species list, can we give it back? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1081 Let's at least acknowledge that the tenants downstairs are under a ton of pressure. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1082 It is your turn to clean out the litter box. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1083 She's trying to dump Trump, but seems to be constipated. 1.2941 0.07066 85 69 7 9
1084 Don't try to blame that one on the elephant Frank. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1085 I don't know, I just can't shake the feeling there's something big we're ignoring. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1086 Have you seen the cat? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1087 Why didn't he just run away and join the circus when he grew up like his sister did. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1088 He wants the leash and you shouldn't forget the shovel. 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1089 Don't you dare say it. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1090 You can't avoid the discussion any longer, why can't my mother join us with our friends for dinner? 1.2941 0.07261 85 70 5 10
1091 It's not a metaphor 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1092 I told you not to leave the door open. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1093 Yes Dear, the concierge said he belongs to Anthony Weiner 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1094 Life was so much better with the donkey. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1095 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1096 He was a terrible pet. Why'd we think he'd make a good coffee table? 1.2941 0.07066 85 69 7 9
1097 You think it's easy being the only Ringling sister? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1098 So. How was YOUR day? 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1099 She’s embarrassed by her affiliation with Trump so she’s hiding out here until after the election. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1100 I told you not to send that metaphor to the 3-D printer! 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1101 Well, we've talked about him, now what do we do? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1102 I know it's something you don't want to talk about, but I have a real problem with the rug. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1103 You get the feeling that it is trying to ignore us? 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1104 "Martha, I need an eight-letter word for pachyderm. ..? 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1105 I've never liked this rug. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1106 My therapist thinks I'm a closet Republican. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1107 So how was Vegas last weekend? 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1108 Nothing worth mentioning ... how was your day? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1109 Are you sure you prayed for eloquence? 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1110 I've been trying to tell you, Tim... I've switched parties. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1111 It's a good thing the lamp was included. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1112 I still think that the new rug would have flattened out on its own. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1113 What 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1114 Metaphorical. Literal. What does it matter? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1115 I feel like we're both ignoring the fact that we need a new cartoonist. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1116 All else aside, do you think it'd be okay to give him some Beano? 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1117 I walked him this morning! 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1118 It asked if it could hide here until after the election. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1119 Hang in there. Come November 9, the 'uge ass will be gone. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1120 I preferred the 800 pound gorilla. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1121 I actually hate that expression. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1122 I think he's hiding from Trump. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1123 Fred, is there something you haven't told me? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1124 It's an improvement on your eight hundred pound gorilla 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1125 You know how much I hate metaphors. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1126 Sometimes the elephant in the room is just an elephant in the room. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1127 Since the debates, he's too embarrassed to be seen in public. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1128 According to my therapist, we are avoiding a major issue in our relationship--but I can't for the life of me remember what it is. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1129 Just until after the election. I granted her asylum. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1130 Have you noticed it's been getting darker much earlier? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1131 Do you think the GOP even knows they lost it? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1132 These Trump ads are getting a little ridiculous. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1133 He is afraid he'll get deported. 1.2857 0.07100 84 69 6 9
1134 So that's it? You've pointed it out, and now you're done? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1135 I told you he was yuge. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1136 If an elephant actually is in the room, is there really an elephant in the room? 1.2857 0.07100 84 69 6 9
1137 I think it is time to cancel that Animal Of The Month Club. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1138 It's your turn to walk him, and don't forget the backhoe. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1139 I know we disagree on a lot of things but this is now the face of the Republican party! 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1140 And we need a bigger closet too. Its crowded with all those skeletons. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1141 And you knew I had a peanut allergy... 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1142 You always take things so literally. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1143 I can see the end is near. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1144 Now...back to the cheating husband in the room. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1145 I will be glad when this election is over so he can go out in public again. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1146 Yes, I need the entire newspaper now 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1147 He just wants to stay here until after the election. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1148 Another party downstairs? I swear we have the worst neighbors. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1149 No, the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1150 You just HAD to open the door, didn't you? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1151 Well it's still not obvious to me! 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1152 Have you seen the cat? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1153 No, it is not just a metaphor! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1154 Your therapist said, "Talk about the elephant in the room" not "Take the elephant in the room." 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1155 Not figuratively. Literally. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1156 Well, does the structural integrity of the house satisfy you now? 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1157 Stampy and I decided that we no longer want you as a roommate. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1158 Don't worry. After election day, it will FINALLY go away. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1159 I told you there was no such thing as a teacup elephant. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1160 You're going to need a bigger shovel 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1161 All I said was, I'd vote for an elephant's rump before I'd vote for him. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1162 Not so cute when it’s bucket and broom time, is it? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1163 It's bigger than the both of us. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1164 I can't ignore it any longer--do you like my new glasses or not? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1165 For just one evening, can't you talk about something else? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1166 The lawn sign was one thing but this is taking your political affiliation thing a bit too far 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1167 When it craps on the rug, you'll see it's not a metaphor. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1168 I walked him this morning! 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1169 Doesn't he know the party's over? 1.2857 0.07100 84 69 6 9
1170 It's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1171 Well, It's this or an 800-pound gorilla! 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1172 He's hiding here until November 9. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1173 Do we really need props for all of your idioms? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1174 Go ahead. Talk about it. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1175 More importantly, we need to talk about the manure in the room. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1176 A woolly mammoth was my first choice, but boy do they shed. 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1177 ...elephant...gorilla...it's a metaphor you idiot! 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1178 Fine. But after we address it, THEN can we discuss our unspoken relationship issues? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1179 I've been trying to tell you... there's a donkey in the kitchen. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1180 "pretending" the republicans don't exist is not going to make them go away 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1181 This might sound crazy but let's get another elephant. 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1182 You didn't notice my haircut. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1183 I bet you’ll acknowledge it when it’s your turn to clean up the living room. 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1184 The next time we go on safari, I'm picking out the souvenirs 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1185 Honey, this is no way to heat the living room. 1.2857 0.07100 84 69 6 9
1186 OK . OK. He's endangered already. So is our plumbing! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1187 He's using this as his safe house until after the election. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1188 I say, let's sweep it under the carpet. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1189 I'm starting to miss the gorilla. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1190 So, is there anything else we need to talk about? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1191 When your parents come over try not to bring up politics! 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1192 A billboard on the front lawn isn't enough? Now this! 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1193 He was so cute as a baby. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1194 "Something you want to talk about?". 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1195 The litter box is full again again. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1196 Pet friendly hotel when the circus is town, what were you thinking? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1197 If we talked about it more, maybe we'd have room for a sofa. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1198 It's your turn to empty the litter box. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1199 When the 800 lbs gorilla gets here, we have to talk. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1200 It was on sale at the Republican surplus store 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1201 You should've said, "Fly on the wall. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1202 Your turn to clean the litter box. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1203 Fine, we won't talk about it, but can we at least move to a different room? 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1204 Honey, I think we may be past passive aggressive. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1205 It’s your turn to change the litter box. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1206 Ignore all you want. But you still have to clean up what he left in the foyer. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1207 Can we talk about something else? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1208 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1209 Why haven't you said anything about my new glasses??!! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1210 It's your turn to take him out. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1211 I can't help but notice that you moved my donkey out of the room. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1212 It's just an expression 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1213 No, this time I'm being figurative 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1214 Sooner or later, we have to talk about it. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1215 I don't remember. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1216 Well, you voted for the beast; now you get to clean up after him. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1217 I hate to use cliches, but that newspaper will be tomorrow's fish wrap. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1218 I just think we should talk about it. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1219 Of course he remembers how he got in the room; he just doesn't know how to get out. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1220 Nothing. What's new with you? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1221 No, I didn't fart. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1222 We need to talk. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1223 Should we finally discuss who you're voting for? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1224 I found him in my pajamas. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1225 There's nothing to discuss? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1226 Did you fart? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1227 Trump's Rump! 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1228 You know, I heard the strangest expression today and still can't figure out what the person meant by it. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1229 It's what the elephant might leave in the room that I'm worried about. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1230 I think the gorilla fit better... 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1231 Every four years! Let's move to a swing state. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1232 So, the bossman just struts into my office and says, "Barb and I are off on vacation, so I hope you can watch our pet." 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1233 I'm starting to feel like we're the people in the room. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1234 Let's not. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1235 Why couldn't you just rescue a Pomeranian like every one else? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1236 He just walked in here looking for the party he used to represent. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1237 I thought it was a metaphor. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1238 I still think we should have gotten the puppy instead. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1239 And don't even get me started on those stretch marks 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1240 I feel like there's something we should be talking about... 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1241 You can't buy the tusks by themselves anymore. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1242 I want to know what happened to the Chihuahua in the room. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1243 Does it say anything about house training? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1244 This is the last time I'm sending you out to get a rescue pet. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1245 How long is your mother staying? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1246 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1247 Are you ready to talk about it now? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1248 metaphor schmetaphor 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1249 Definitely grand & ol'. Not much of a partier though. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1250 Sadly, he feels he is in the way. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1251 At least let him have the book reviews. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1252 He said he couldn't get along under the big tent. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1253 You still read a newspaper? That is so weird! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1254 We're gonna need a bigger broom. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1255 "What happened to the 800lb. gorilla? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1256 You are literally crushing me with your political metaphors 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1257 On our wedding day, this elephant was so much smaller 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1258 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1259 Couldn't you have just gotten a Trump bumper sticker like the neighbors? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1260 He used to be the life of the party. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1261 At least he didn't forget our anniversary. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1262 You're sure nothing unusual happened today? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1263 I'm not familiar with the phrase. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1264 What room? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1265 It's your turn, I took her out last time 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1266 How many 'elephant in the room' captions you think they'll get? 1.2771 0.06924 83 68 7 8
1267 Okay, since that didn't work, let me try a figure of speech. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1268 You left the back door open again. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1269 I know it's not ideal, but the rent's peanuts. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1270 No dear the hard part isn't finally talking about it, it's cleaning up after it. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1271 No, seriously, there is one. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1272 I don't know. What do you not want to talk about? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1273 That's an antique rug your metaphor's trampling, Harold. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
1274 Its so much more spacious now that we found a home for the giraffe. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1275 Don't go in the kitchen without shoes. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1276 Are you kidding me? What's an eight-letter word for "pachyderm?" 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1277 Milking this one is going to be tough. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1278 I think we should get a mouse. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1279 Fine, I'll return the chandelier. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1280 It's your turn to walk her. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1281 I don't get this Tiny House movement either. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1282 This is why no one comes over anymore. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1283 It's only an expression, dear. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1284 I hope you remembered to scoop the litter box. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1285 Literally. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1286 what smell? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1287 Sometimes it's ONLY the elephant that's in the room. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1288 Are we talking about my attention deficit disorder or the actual elephant in the room? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1289 My day was fine, and yours? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1290 Ironically the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1291 Does he leave after the election? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1292 Honey, you really do need to let go of this obsession with metaphor. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1293 ED IS THERE AN OBVIOUS PROBLEM WE NEED TO ADDRESS? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1294 ...and you thought changing the cat litter was bad. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1295 See what? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1296 And no, I am NOT speaking metaphorically. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1297 No, it's your turn to clean the litter box 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1298 Shhhh, Harold.... keep your voice down.... he's very sensitive about his weight. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1299 So what do you want to talk about? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1300 Funny thing. I happened to come across a copy of our pre-nup this morning. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1301 Can't you say anything without using a cliche? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1302 He should have just promised a chicken in every pot. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1303 Oh, him? Well, I stopped off at Costco this afternoon to pick up groceries, and as it turns out, they're selling pets now... 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1304 If we aren't going to discuss it we should get a bigger apartment. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1305 I'm worried. I think we have mice. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1306 Maybe we should just stop talking about it. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1307 We can't not talk about it, alright? He said he needed a place to lay low until some "stuff" blows over. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1308 If you didn't always have your nose in the papers, I wouldn't NEED an emotional support animal. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1309 Stop pretending you don't see it. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1310 Runt of the litter, huh? 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1311 Don't talk about what? 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1312 Think he'll ever address us? 1.2771 0.06924 83 68 7 8
1313 I think the elephant in the room IS the elephant in the room! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1314 Because everyone has a dog! 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1315 OK, so now we've addressed it...what next? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1316 Tusk, tusk. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1317 The eight hundred pound gorilla was so yesterday. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1318 I don't care what the breeder said. That is not a Cocker Spaniel. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1319 What is that metaphor for an obvious truth that is going unaddressed ? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1320 Where IS that mouse when we need him? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1321 So, you mentioned there was something you wanted to talk about... 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1322 You know full well it wasn't me who farted. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1323 Pull the tail. I dare you. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1324 And he just stands there like we're not even in the room. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1325 This isn't going to end well. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1326 Help me out, 13 across 'obvious truth'. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1327 It's been so nice without your mother here, can't we just ignore it a little longer? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1328 Well, obviously sending him to the corner doesn't work. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1329 It's time we talk about the litter box. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1330 You know how you make friends on vacation and you tell them to visit if they are ever in town ? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1331 This is what you get for voting Democrat. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1332 Not seeing it is okay. Not cleaning up after it is another matter. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1333 I think he's old enough to be told that he's adopted. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1334 "He said calling him Dumbo is politically incorrect". 1.2738 0.06849 84 69 7 8
1335 The elephant is ignoring us. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1336 It's already "Huge"! 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1337 We should have put him outside when he was younger. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1338 Honey, I'm ok with living with a therapy animal but this is a bit much. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1339 Trumpeting... it's the trumpeting. And the shoveling. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1340 Look, if you don't want her to visit, just say so. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
1341 If he passes gas, were screwed 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1342 Let's not talk about it. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1343 I DON'T want to discuss it! 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1344 Honey, it's your turn to change the litter box. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1345 I can ignore him if you can. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1346 sooner or late we've got to talk about the room around our elephant 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1347 I told you, with a donkey we could fit a couch. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1348 We've talked about him but he refuses to leave the room. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1349 Can we talk about alternative ways to tack down the carpet? 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1350 I avoid cliches like the plague, then you bring me this? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1351 Frankly, I'd prefer more face time with him. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1352 At least it's not pink. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1353 What if the elephant in the room is not the elephant? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1354 I ignored it like you said and it still ate all our cashews. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1355 Well, if you'd get your nose out of the paper, you might actually see something for once. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1356 I guess downsizing is out of the question. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1357 Graham dear, do you recall if the lease said anything about pets? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1358 No - It's YOUR turn to take him to the curb. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1359 He just needs a place to stay until after the election. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1360 Isn't anyone going to address the people in the room? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1361 If that's not an elephant, then this is not a room. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1362 You didn’t get him microchipped? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1363 I assume you're undecided bigly. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1364 No, I don't want a divorce I want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2716 0.07030 81 67 6 8
1365 Honey, it's time that we discuss the Republican in the room. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1366 What election? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1367 I just have a funny feeling that there's something else you have to tell me. 1.2716 0.07030 81 67 6 8
1368 I don't like metaphors. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1369 We're going to need a bigger room. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1370 You can ignore it all you want, but eventually you're going to be sorry you didn't take it out for a walk. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1371 Yes, I admit he's here, I've just been trying to figure out how he got here. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1372 If it doesn't give you joy you should get rid of it. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1373 All we ever talk about is the elephant in the room. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1374 I also have an 800 pound gorilla. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1375 It's not the elephant in the room I'm worried about. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1376 Shouldn't talking about it make it disappear? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1377 Look on the Bright Side, he'll Deflate after the Election. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
1378 We agreed, no politics before bed. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1379 I'm letting him stay until his party finds its way again. Is that a problem? 1.2716 0.07030 81 67 6 8
1380 There are easier ways to annoy the downstairs neighbor. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1381 It's your turn, and this time make sure you remember the plastic bags AND the shovel. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1382 When's Noah coming back to pick up his stuff? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1383 Honey, what do you think of my new haircut? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1384 Well, wouldn't you want to go into hiding also? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1385 It's time we talked about him. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1386 Don't mention you know who, it only upsets him. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1387 He won't go outside until the Republicans change their symbol. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1388 Told you you'd be sorry for voting for Trump. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1389 Is this lamp too small? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1390 "Ok, how about an 8 letter word for 'pachyderm'"! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1391 We should at least address it. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1392 He said he is only hiding here until after the election 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1393 We need to talk about metaphors. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1394 Yet again nobody said hello, let alone asked the elephant how he was. "I should have been content to roam the savanna, where others paid me heed" the elephant muttered, "rather than suffer this desperate indignity of constantly being ignored". 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1395 I think we should just ignore him. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1396 You and your stupid cliches. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1397 Listen, Roy, if we're going to keep this thing, let's at LEAST move the chairs toward its head. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1398 Now can we talk about the other elephant in the room? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1399 Can you at least limit the roughage in his diet? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1400 It's just until we know for sure the poachers are gone. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1401 Apparently he saw a clown 1.2625 0.07058 80 67 5 8
1402 It's okay... he's a rescue. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1403 I'd actually prefer to have the 800 pound gorilla back. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1404 I thought we stated 'no pets' in our Airbnb listing. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1405 The GOP was having a yard sale to get a new image after Trump? 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
1406 I always thought the phrase would be as successful with a smaller scale animal. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1407 He's not lost- He Just Lost- and He Won't Leave! 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
1408 I've lived with two humans in the room for far too long. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1409 Thank goodness the 100 pound gorilla is no longer in the room. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1410 Why did you have to say she has a wrinkly face? You know she won't forget this. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1411 No, I mean we need to talk about the LITERAL elephant in the room. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1412 It's your turn to take him out. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1413 It says here that some animals escaped from the zoo 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1414 It's your turn to walk him and don't forget the poop bag. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1415 It was a metaphor, not a gift hint. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1416 He seems to have lost his Party. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1417 Under the circumstances, I think we should see what we can get for him as a trade-in for a donkey. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1418 Your turn to walk him. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1419 Well then what are we supposed to talk about, Todd? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1420 'He's cute,' you said. 'Can I bring him home?' you said. And now look at him. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1421 Every time you use that expression, I think you make him feel self-conscious. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1422 Half-way through the debate, he just turned around. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1423 At least he's quieter than the neighbors' gorilla. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1424 Am I just supposed to ignore the humans in the room? 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1425 I guess President Trump wasn't kidding when he said he would increase domestic surveillance. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1426 T. rump 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1427 I know you never wantto talk about it, but the rug needs cleaning! 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1428 Point taken, I will quit stating the obvious. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1429 What happened to 800 pound gorilla? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1430 You call Barnum, I'll call Bailey 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1431 Let's talk about the you-know-what in the you-know-where. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1432 I sure miss the 800-pound gorilla. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1433 At least it's not pink. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1434 Pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1435 You know those commercials with the sad-eyed shivering elephants you said always break your heart? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1436 Oh, you're just smelling things 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1437 You will like him better when you see our next heating bill. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1438 I say we just ignore it. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1439 The memory is great, but I don't like the footprint. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1440 You were never good at giving subtle hints. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1441 Just what exactly am I supposedly ignoring? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1442 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1443 If you think that this is going to influence me in voting for him, you're wrong. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1444 The counselor said we can't keep ignoring it. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1445 Oh, I paid some bills, had lunch with Marge and did some errands. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1446 Sometimes 'literally' is just 'literally'. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1447 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1448 Pull the tail for room service. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1449 For once can we just NOT talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1450 Yes, Roger, I do know the meaning of the word: "literally." 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1451 I liked it better when you would blame it on the dog. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1452 Stop speaking in metaphors, Roger. What are you really saying? 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1453 I want this elephant out of the room by November 8th. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1454 I told them they could hide it here until after the election. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1455 Damn it, I'm not talking about the elephant! I'm talking about your drinking problem. 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1456 We also need to talk about the bats in the belfry. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1457 He's all we ever talk about anymore charlie, I suppose the freakin irony is lost on you ? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1458 You still haven't told me what all those peanuts are for. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1459 If we don't discuss this, then there are two elephants in the room. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1460 This room seemed much bigger when we first bought the house. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1461 I could counter with my donkey, but one jack-ass in the room is already enough! 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1462 don't look now but that elephant is back 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1463 I just don't think we're ready to downsize. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1464 Animal Control says if you talk about him, he will eventually leave... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1465 He grabbed my peanuts. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1466 He threatened to run away and join the circus. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1467 So... how was work today? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1468 That's it George.....no more rescues! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1469 Oh, no, I'm having that same dream again, with these two weird people in my house. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1470 At times like this, I wish you were a Democrat 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1471 No, I'm speaking to the elephant in the room. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1472 Go get the fan. 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1473 I know. But now he's just a euphemism. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1474 He forgot your birthday. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1475 Is he house broken? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1476 Just ignore it. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1477 He's asked us not to talk about him. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1478 Ken, I said, "Give her a sedative not a laxative." 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1479 Even he doesn't want to talk about it 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1480 Maybe we shouldn't have gotten rid of the mice 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1481 I wanted a 400-pound gorilla, but noooo. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1482 Do you think he even notices when we talk like he's not in the room? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1483 "What's its name? I'd like to address the elephant in the room. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1484 No, I don't see anything. Why do you ask? 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1485 Was there something you wanted to tell me, dear? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1486 I tbought you had learned your lesson with that boat in the basement. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1487 Not my monkey, not my circus, not my elephant. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1488 If we don't talk, it's just going to pile up. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1489 In hindsight, she's hard to ignore. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1490 Was that thunder I just heard, Angela? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1491 Nobody respects elephants more than I do. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1492 What did you expect when you bought the 25 pound bag of peanuts at Cosco? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1493 Phew... was that you? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1494 I wonder where I put the remote... 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1495 I thought we agreed: we can get one as long as you clean up after it. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1496 Our marriage is one big cliche, Jack. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1497 You want to discuss the election NOW??!! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1498 I don't feel like couples counseling is working. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1499 Anything else you want me not to think about? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1500 Can we not talk about something else? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1501 Must you always take everything so literally! 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1502 But he's for Hillary. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1503 It's time we addressed the real issue, Jeff: Your obsession with the metaphorical. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1504 We need to work out the wrinkles. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1505 We can't just sweep it under the rug. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1506 Could we at least turn him around? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1507 Fine, we won't talk about it, but can we talk about its litter box? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1508 She says she needed a break from the herd and found us on Airbnb. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1509 It's the eavesdropping that really bothers me. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1510 All right, he can stay, but you're housebreaking him. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1511 Why do you have to be so literal? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1512 It was supposed to be a metaphor 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1513 That's the last time I order a fan, a rope, a hose, and a pillar from FourBlindMen.com! 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1514 I don't think I've ever felt so intimidated by the Republicans. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1515 We have to keep him hidden. Donald Trump wants the tusks to decorate Mara Lago. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1516 Can we talk about something else? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1517 There's something we need to talk about. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1518 The neighbor's tabby Jinx was found flattened in the hallway, who would do such a thing! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1519 Yes I still like Governor Chris Christie why do you ask? 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1520 It's your turn to empty the litter box. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1521 Did you empty the litter box? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1522 Did you even notice we have a new rug. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1523 I forget what we were talking about. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1524 I'm talking about divorce, not the elephant in the room. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1525 Is there something you're neglecting to tell me, Stan? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1526 I'd rather discuss getting it OUT of the room. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1527 I'm just ignoring the two people in the room. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1528 He's lost, poor thing. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1529 At least it's not an 800 pound gorilla. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1530 "The Macey's ad said they were having a 'Mammoth Sale'". 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1531 This makes it so much easier to bring up your alcoholism. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1532 That's a new wrinkle. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1533 I agree with Jumbo. We need to address the procrastinator in the armchair. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1534 You'll just have to tell your mother we don't have room for her. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1535 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1536 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1537 Do you smell peanuts? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1538 If you would just support Hillary, we wouldn't have this problem. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1539 When the Republican Party went under, why did you get custody of the mascot? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1540 The other choice was a bull in a china shop. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1541 We need a bigger apartment or smaller issues. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1542 Don't tell me who to vote for and I won't tell you where you can stuff your ballot 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1543 You're keeping something from me, aren't you?! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1544 Did you notice that nearly half of this cartoon space is devoted to tRUMP? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1545 No, please enlighten me. What is the precise meaning of literally? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1546 I thought it was just a metaphor. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1547 You invited him, you get him a drink. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1548 I spoke to our decorator and we are thinking about grey. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1549 We're ahead in the polls, was it really necessary to steal their mascot too? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1550 So there really is an elephant in the room! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1551 I mean, if you won't go to counseling, could we at least get a bigger room? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1552 Put the paper down. We have to talk about the rug. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1553 I take it there's something you'd like to talk about? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1554 He has not left the house since the last debate. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1555 You made your point. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1556 OK, from now on our Airbnb listing will say; no cats, dogs or pachyderms. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1557 That's no way to address the elephant in the room. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1558 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1559 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1560 Are you sure that's everything you wanted to talk about? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1561 Great, something else to sweep under the carpet! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1562 Don't forget it's your turn to take him out for a walk. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1563 Honey, what's an eight letter word for a huge grey animal? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1564 We could ignore it if we had a bigger room. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1565 I hope he knows we are in the room? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1566 Why didn't we choose the metaphor? 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1567 Hon, he wants you to take him for a walk... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1568 What was your first clue, Sherlock, that this time it's not metaphorical? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1569 I'm not changing my mind and this just reminds me of the giant ass he is. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1570 Is there something you need to tell me? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1571 It's the latest thing: the paca-doodle." 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1572 I told you he'd get bigger. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1573 I can't find the laxative tablets that I set on the table. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1574 We need to talk about how things have gotten way too literal. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1575 I'm allergic to cats. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1576 Well we can't leave him outside, this is a progressive area 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1577 If we ignore it, I think it will go away. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1578 She might forgive, but she'll never forget. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1579 Because the rabbi suggested it. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1580 Did you smell that? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1581 Too bad we chose natural gas over natural light. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1582 We could move it to a room in the back while they make the Party great again 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1583 I've been meaning to talk to you about Fluffy. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1584 Ugh! That fly is a nuisance. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1585 O.K., this is me being 'literal'. We need to talk 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1586 He got voted out of the zoo. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1587 It's a no-conversation piece. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1588 Well, I guess we all know how you're going to vote 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1589 Is this really the best way to tell me you know about the affair? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1590 Now this is the grey I want for the living room. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1591 I can't ignore it any longer—we've got to get an air freshener. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1592 Our unspoken agreement covered the 800 pound gorilla. We can't dance around this one. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1593 We can't put off talking about your party registration any longer. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1594 Frankly? I am tired of the footprints in the Jello. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1595 I told you to back it in. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1596 No. Nothing comes to mind. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1597 The interior decorator said it's a conversation piece. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1598 Say you're sorry. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1599 It's even harder to ignore when it's passing gas. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1600 I won't mention it, if you don't. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1601 I need to address the elephant in the room. What's his name again? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1602 What can we do? He's hiding from Donald Trump. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1603 No, it's your turn to empty the litter. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1604 You've made your point. Now get him out of here. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1605 No, it's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1606 Are you ready to talk about the Republican in the room? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1607 We used to talk about everything 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1608 Now I get it. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1609 It's the latest Trump mailer--they're getting desperate. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1610 It's not going anywhere till you start talking. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1611 He's trying to ignore the people in the room. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1612 No one every talks about the smell! 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1613 You wanted a pet. . . you clean up after him. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1614 Let's talk about the carpet in the room. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1615 So, how was your day, Honey? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1616 Was that thunder or does Elsie have the tummy rumbles? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1617 Put down that paper, get his leash and take him for a walk before he goes on the carpet again! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1618 He should go to a red state where he belongs. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1619 Oh, Robert, must you dredge up these tired cliches? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1620 Its your turn to take him out 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1621 So..... is there something you want to tell me? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1622 I got it at Harrods honey. Yank on it's tail and the light goes off. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1623 You said it was only a metaphor. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1624 No, I didn't say the litter box is in the garage now. I said the garage now is the litter box. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1625 We need to talk about the palpable sexual tension between us. 1.2468 0.07197 77 66 3 8
1626 I don' want to talk about him when he' standing right there. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1627 Me not Jane; you not Tarzan! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1628 You are ignoring the fact he is the biggest ass in the room. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1629 I know there is an elephant in the room, but is it Asian or African? 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1630 Honey, it's hard to ignore the elephant in the room when he's spouting nonsense and running for president. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1631 I'm beginning to miss the 800-pound gorilla. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1632 Why are we not discussing this!? 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1633 You THINK she has IBS? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1634 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2468 0.06956 77 65 5 7
1635 We might lose the security deposit. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1636 Are you wearing a new cologne? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1637 You might need to look at it from my perspective. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1638 The SPCA found him in the Trump Tower lobby. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1639 I think we need to stop shopping at Whole Foods. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1640 Do I smell gas? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1641 He won't look at us since he forgot our anniversary. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1642 I'm switching parties. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1643 Actually, running away and joining the circus isn't a terrible idea. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1644 Well, at least he's not white. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1645 She's pregnant. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1646 Don't you think it's time we discussed the election? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1647 Well, what DO you want to talk about? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1648 Read quickly. Jumbo's paper trained. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1649 We have to get up. He wants to turn around. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1650 Shall we talk about the cliche in the room. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1651 I still want to exchange him for a donkey. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1652 who farted? 1.2468 0.06956 77 65 5 7
1653 We should have gone with fly in the ointment. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1654 Don't blame me! I tried to tell you he's going to grow up. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1655 You really don't know what we need to discuss? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1656 Can we please talk about something else? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1657 He's too ashamed to go out in public since Trump. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1658 That's the problem with one-click shopping and overnight delivery-- no time to plan for the consequences. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1659 Did you just fart? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1660 We're gonna need a bigger room. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1661 Unbelievable! They refuse to acknowledge me. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1662 It feels a little tight, but there's plenty of space in the trunk. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1663 And the best part is he's already housebroken. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1664 The elephant in the room is that you won't admit there's an elephant in the room. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1665 It's the excrement I can't ignore. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1666 Maybe if we did discuss it, it'll leave. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1667 You know, it's not going to go away just because you don't want to talk about it. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1668 Oh Oh, Grab your shovel, He looks like he is going to take a Trump Dump. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1669 I know you don't want to talk about the you know who in the you know where, but it's your turn to walk him. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1670 We're going to need a bigger litter box. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1671 Now can we talk about getting it out of the room? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1672 He just wants to be noticed. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1673 It is embarrassed to leave the house until the election is over. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1674 I agreed to let him hide out here from the Trump boys. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1675 No, it's not because I'm a Democrat. I wouldn't want a damned donkey in the house either. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1676 No, Harold, I am not speaking metaphorically. There is literally an elephant in the room. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1677 I disagree. Metaphors *can* smell bad. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1678 I told you we should have voted Democratic. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1679 It won't go away unless we talk about it. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1680 After the parade he doesn't come back, right? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1681 Okay, Harold! We've been avoiding this for too long! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1682 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1683 How come we never talk about the one ounce canary in the room? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1684 Hasn't this tif with the condo association gone far enough? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1685 Do you know what will happen when he loses? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1686 Are you sure you checked the Lost & Found section? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1687 I do so smell gas. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1688 Don't worry, he is on his way out 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1689 'Can we talk about something else for a change?' 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1690 It’s definitely your turn to clean out the litter tray 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1691 I have no idea what you're talking about 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1692 Dear are you sure Donald has sent one to everybody who made a GOP campaign contribution? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1693 Could we please discuss something besides politics for a change? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1694 Regardless of what happened in college, Richard, my feelings about threesomes aren't going to change now. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1695 It feels so spacious now that his kids left 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1696 OK, you proved your point. There are some elephants in the room that people will talk about. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1697 What's that smell? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1698 You're sure there's no notice about a lost elephant in the classifieds? Check again. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1699 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1700 What - you'd prefer a donkey in the room? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1701 Can we please talk about something else? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1702 There's a poppy seed on your tooth. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1703 The campaign souvenirs have to go. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1704 Yes, this is the rescue animal, Fluffy, I spoke of.... 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1705 We should tell him that Trump is gone forever now so he can go outside again. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1706 Last night I heard her talking about the people in the room. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1707 You never want to talk about it. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1708 He's pouting because no one will address the elephant in the room. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1709 Why does it insist on ignoring us? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1710 So what did you want to talk about? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1711 Go see how he filled the other room. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1712 Just paint the walls gray and maybe he'll blend in. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1713 We've been ignoring it for years, Mort. It just won't go away! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1714 Alright! Sorry I misunderstood you when you said you wanted to tickle the ivories! 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1715 What's that expression for an obvious thing that nobody talks about? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
1716 Then what ELSE shall we talk about? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1717 But on the other hand, the flowers in the meadow should be rather spectacular this summer. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1718 Honey, I feel like there's something you're forgetting to tell me. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1719 Put the paper down. Don't ignore the Janet in the room. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1720 It's your turn. I walked him this afternoon. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1721 Can we at least talk about the air quality? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1722 A typical politician, the public face a blowhard and the other end-full of crap! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1723 The rug in the room, is it Indian or African? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1724 Keep reading if you must. But it's in the room.... 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1725 No more house-sitting for the Ringleys. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1726 Don't get mad at.him. He forgets where the box is. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1727 Is there something you'd like to talk about? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1728 John, we need to talk about the metaphor in the room. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1729 I like the ones who weren't captured. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1730 No, you bring it up. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1731 Politics today is devoid of decency, civility, serious policy discussion, and subtle, non-literal figures of speech. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1732 If you would only address it, we would have so much more space. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1733 So are we just not going to talk about your plans to vote Republican in the next election? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1734 I have this feeling the end is near 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1735 No, I wanted the matching couch and loveseat, you're the one that insisted on the metaphorical idiom. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1736 Who knew you'd receive such a grand retirement bonus from the zoo? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1737 Mother warned me about marrying a Hannibal. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1738 We acknowledged. Now what? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1739 Looks like the 400 lb. gorilla called in sick again. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1740 I'm looking forward to him moving out Nov. 9th... 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1741 The doctor seems really optimistic about pet therapy. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1742 A cat would have been fine. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1743 They said it was just until they got their party back together. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1744 I don't want to talk about the elephant in the room. I want to talk about what's wrong with our marriage. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1745 Bubbles needs a bathroom break Walt. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1746 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1747 Still think I misused the word "literally" for dramatic effect? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1748 I have a hard time visualizing Trump's base. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1749 The decorator said it was jungle motif! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1750 I liked the gorilla better. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1751 He didn't forget YOUR birthday! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1752 I told you not to trust photos on eBay. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1753 I'm still voting for Hillary 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1754 Telling Albert "go big or go home" isn't being helpful, dear. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1755 Anything for 'former circus star'?...... 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1756 No more speaking metaphorically, Hubert. There is an elephant in the room. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1757 There was one significant topic the de Brunhoffs rarely discussed 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1758 Your turn to run the sweeper. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1759 I finally understand how Canada feels. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1760 Must you bring your work home from the zoo? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1761 My mother wears a size 14. Why do you ask? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1762 T-rump 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1763 Can you at least admit her presence ? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1764 You're sure it's just full of hot air? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1765 It's so hard to keep a flying carpet on the ground. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1766 I was thinking of a golden retriever. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1767 Did you see that the pork roast is 10% off at Costco. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1768 Can you believe the airlines turned down my service animal request again? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1769 I looked a gift horse in the mouth, led another one to water, then finally decided to go with Jumbo here. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1770 Let's not litigate it. What's dung is dung. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1771 Fred, it's your turn: he needs to go out. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1772 You've taken your interest in the Republican Party too far. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1773 Does this elephant make me look fat? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1774 I'm talking about your gambling. What did you think I meant? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1775 You're voting for Hillary, right? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1776 I think it's better if we don't talk about it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1777 Are you blind Henry? It's YUGE. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1778 We're out of peanuts again 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1779 They can have their mascot back after the election. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1780 With the polls as they are, a GOP yard sign just wasn't enough to swing things. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1781 I told you we should have gotten the donkey. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1782 He keeps his backside to the TV. Can't stand to watch the news. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1783 You did get the XXXL broom, right? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1784 Well, that's funny. All these years I've been thinking you were the one who was uncomfortable talking about it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1785 It's your turn to take him for a walk. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1786 My psychologist suggested I bring him home... Let's talk about our sex life Frank. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1787 He's a Grand Old Party pooper. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1788 That's too literal a metaphor, doncha think? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1789 He's the only thing we ever talk about. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1790 He's hiding from Donald. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1791 Look out! He's going to take a Drumpf! 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1792 The elephant in the room is in the room. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1793 How did you get her on the elevator? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1794 I thought it was just a figure of speech. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1795 Fostering abandoned animals for the local ASPCA is a worthy project but I really think they're taking advantage of us. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1796 If you say--It's the elephant in the room--one more time, I'm leaving. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1797 Well, we can't ignore him any longer--we're out of kitty litter. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1798 What do you mean, 'Things have a way of working themselves out?' 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1799 I see you're still leaning toward voting Republican. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1800 Please tell me the Dems can take back the house this year. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1801 These reminders to vote sure have gotten insistent. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1802 So...because the Klinemans got a Great Dane, you had to one-up them again? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1803 Do you ever wonder where he poops? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1804 Poor thing was frightened by an orange-haired orangutan. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1805 I don't mind the poop, it's that groping trunk. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1806 Fine, I get it. You're "Not With Her". 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1807 Says he is looking for a party. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1808 He ate the thousand pound Gorilla. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1809 Noah called and said we could bring one guest. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1810 No, right now I'm talking about the man reading the newspaper in the room! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
1811 Do we bill AirBnb or the Republican party? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1812 Did you remember to go to your AA meeting this week? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1813 Would you believe it's voting for Hillary? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1814 I guess when you donate a generous amount, the gifts really do increase as well. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1815 I hope you thought to buy a shovel, too. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1816 Do you think this rug is Indian or African? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1817 It's gonna take a lot of kitty litter 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1818 He used to be the GOP mascot but decided on a change of career. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1819 If we talk about it, will it leave? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1820 He would have been poached if I didn't take him. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1821 Humor me Jim. Just walk directly over to the other side of the room and then back, and tell me about the experience. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1822 It's your turn to clean out the litter box. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1823 Notice what ? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1824 It's your turn to walk him. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1825 I think we should discuss the Republican in the room. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1826 He must think we are the proverbial couple who just sit around all day. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1827 Ignoring the problem, only makes it bigger. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1828 But I always thought it was just an expression! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1829 I think it's about time we addressed the obvious, Frank... Did you wear that same shirt yesterday? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1830 Just keep doing it. It worked for the gorilla. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1831 Anyway, it's less expensive than going on a safari 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1832 Alright, then let's talk about the lizard in the dishwasher. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1833 No. You go first! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1834 Honey, does this actually make you a better Republican? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1835 Okay, okay....we can talk about who you're voting for. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1836 'It's your turn to clean the litter box' 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1837 Do you really think we'll be rid of him after Nov. 8th? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1838 Because it hurts his feelings when we talk about him--that's why. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1839 We'd both like it if you stopped calling things you don't like "irrelephant." 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1840 Your turn to take him outside 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1841 Why do we always have to talk about him? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1842 I haven't seen our 800 pound gorilla all day. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1843 For goodness' sake, Harold, put that paper down. You're blocking the light! 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1844 I'll need that section for his paper training when you're done. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1845 On the bright side, he's teaching me pilates. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1846 Just so you know. I'm not walking him. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1847 Screw it, I'm going to talk about it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1848 You've simply gone too far to defend your usage of the word "literally." 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1849 Do you want to talk about it? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1850 Just locker room talk, dear. It doesn't count. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1851 I didn't mean it literally, Todd. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1852 It's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1853 It really does look like Trump is the new face of the Republican Party. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1854 When I said "Dump Trump," I didn't mean in our living room! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1855 What do you mean "What elephant?"? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1856 'Don't you dare say it.' 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1857 I find it easier to ignore him than an 800 pound gorilla. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1858 Seventeen letters; unseen nemesis?? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1859 If we don't talk about him, does he exist? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1860 Bet you’ll know it’s in the room when you have to clean up after it. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1861 Dear, Is there something we're avoiding? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1862 So, how is this better that the gorilla in the room? 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1863 She's left the Republican Party and decided to join the circus. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1864 So the pet shop clerk asks: By any chance is this 'birthday boy' you speak of a Republican? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1865 There's something big I've been meaning to talk to you about. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1866 Seriously...? We're not going to talk about it? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1867 Why so secretive? Just tell me who you're voting for. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1868 Just because he is here does not mean that I am going to stop talking about the other elephant in the room. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1869 Lets address this before it gets any bigger 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1870 We need to talk. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1871 How long are we going to avoid talking about getting a bigger room? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1872 Put the paper down for a sec. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1873 In my dream a donkey swallows him whole, and we regain control of the house. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1874 I have a feeling something bad is about to happen 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1875 Well, you're a man. I guess it wouldn't be obvious to you. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1876 You can't tell me anymore the floor can't hold up under a tiny weeny pool table. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
1877 We gonna talk about what's on the dining room rug? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1878 Perhaps a bigger light bulb would be helpful. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
1879 That's the last time I click on "Adopt An Endangered Animal." 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1880 So I'm guessing that either you cheated on me, or that's a real elephant. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1881 You still haven't told me who you're voting for. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1882 Outside again? I told you not to eat so many peanuts. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1883 He followed me home. You know how I get with strays. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1884 Then tell me who Patty is, Harold! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1885 He can't find his party. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1886 We need to talk. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1887 I will really be glad when the election is over! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1888 My mother called. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1889 It doesn't go with the rug. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
1890 I walked him this morning. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
1891 Why is it that you never want to discuss the gorilla in the bedroom? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1892 Still think your vote doesn't matter? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1893 I'm not talking about it. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
1894 I didn't put my party's symbol in here because you're already such an ass. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1895 You NEVER want to talk about it. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1896 What are you thinking about? 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
1897 You know, it's awkward for me too, you guys. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1898 The Grimshaws have a champion poodle, the Wainrights have an albino ferret, the Russos raise exotic tropical fish. If I had known you were this competitive I never would have married you. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1899 If I were you I'd stop obsessing about the 800-pound gorilla. 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
1900 He won't go outside until it's all over. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1901 Was there something you wanted to talk about? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1902 Do you think the end is in sight? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1903 Did you clean the box? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1904 Not to worry. Next week we get the donkey. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1905 I have a strong feeling that there's something big that we're not seeing. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1906 Well, at least the lawn looks good. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1907 Oh yeah, now I remember!! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1908 Really? Where are you going to put the litter box? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1909 He's hiding here until the post-election stuff blows over. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1910 Just ignore him. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1911 Nancy, I told you, when my circus takes off we'll buy a bigger place. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
1912 I don't see him either but it's your turn to clean it up. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1913 Nice try, but Trump is still the biggest ass to represent the republican party. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
1914 I don't care if he is the last member of his party, in November he has to go. 1.2308 0.06560 78 66 6 6
1915 Must you always state the obvious? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1916 Well, what do ya know? This ironic elephant is ignoring us. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1917 He's not going to be IGNORED, Dan! 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1918 Do you think NOW might be the time to talk about it? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1919 I'm with her!!! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1920 I've just got a lot on my rug right now. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1921 I know we wanted to make a strong political statement, but in hindsight...... 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1922 Honestly Ed, you've let this Republican thing get out of hand. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1923 The fact that we prefer not to see you twerk doesn't mean we don't love you. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1924 Why couldn't you just get curtains? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1925 Of course you don't see it. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1926 I still say our relationship needs more space. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1927 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1928 I think he has to go out 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1929 I'm not going to state the obvious, but christ, what an a**hole 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1930 Isn't your turn to take him out for a walk? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1931 I'm not being figurative. Look up. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1932 You can keep on ignoring it, but I still think it's a problem we have to discuss. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1933 Ignoring doesn't seem to be working! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1934 Did you have a post-election plan for him? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1935 Ignore him. He just wants attention. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1936 Should we talk about who's coming for Thanksgiving? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1937 Really? That wasn't you?! 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
1938 I wish we could talk about the mouse in the room instead. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1939 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1940 Can you think of an eight-letter word beginning with "e" and ending with "nt" besides "erumpent"? / 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
1941 Honey, your call. We can either talk now, or tomorrow it’s the 800-pound gorilla. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1942 Even the elephant in the room is left-leaning. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1943 I know, right? And fifty per cent off, too! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1944 I think the big elephant in the room is the big elephant in the room. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1945 Eventually we'll have to talk about it! 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
1946 Well, can't we at least talk about this? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1947 I know, I know, but can we please talk about something else for a change? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1948 And then there's the litter box! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1949 When I said you could bring home a souvenir from your safari trip, I was thinking a hat. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1950 Why, again, is it so important that the carpet doesn't roll up on the edges? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1951 He's here for the piano 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1952 Yes, everything is fine. Why do you ask? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1953 I know you want people to know your still a Republican, but this is ridiculous. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1954 He says he'll never forget he once lived here. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1955 Oh sure, ignore me and talk to the elephant. Ask him why he's in the room Albert! Why is he in the room? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1956 'This time, I ride and you shovel." 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1957 Your concern about ivory poachers has gone too far! 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1958 Okay I guess, but only until he turns to his left. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1959 Let me guess, you want a penny for my thoughts? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1960 That is NOT the elephant in the room I'm talking about! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1961 He's not voting for Trump either. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1962 Are we missing something? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1963 There's something I need to bring up... 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1964 Why does it always have to be 'the elephant in the room'? Why can't it be, say, 'the impala in the room'? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1965 I get the feeling that you're not telling me something. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1966 He hates it when we talk about him. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1967 If you would just seal that gap under the garage door ,we would not have this problem ! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1968 Darling, on the donation check, did you write 'pac' or 'pachyderm'? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1969 Did you pack his trunk? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1970 He won't go out. He's afraid he'll run into a nasty woman. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1971 Are you going to say something or shall I? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1972 Our therapist said we're supposed to talk to it. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1973 I'm just saying, I do not think probosciuity should not hinder anyone from becoming president. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1974 Now do you want to talk?" 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1975 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1976 Oh, now is never a good time for you. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1977 Can't you at least acknowledge the elephant in the room? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1978 Relax! If he's not house trained I'll take him back to SPCA 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1979 Must you always be so literal when we argue? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1980 Oh Yeah!? Then you clean his litter box. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1981 Nobody puts Baby in a corner. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1982 But you promised; no more rescue animals. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1983 Sorry, but he wouldn't fit in the basket with the other deplorables. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1984 Luckily, "into the lion's den" wasn't a metaphor that Tom was familiar with. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1985 Ok, so you're not speaking ,metaphorically. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1986 Oh nothing. What's new with you? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1987 I feel like we're forgetting something..... 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1988 Honey, put the paper down quickly! On the floor to your left. Just do it, OK? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1989 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1990 Nothing we've talked about can leave this room. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1991 No, it's YOUR turn to walk him. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1992 I've had enough, we are getting a mouse! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1993 Must you always bring up the obvious. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1994 They were out of Gorillas 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1995 I would prefer a donkey in the room. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1996 Well, he's definitely not getting a good review on Airbnb. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
1997 Fine. Finish the paper before walking him. But if he has another accident, you’re cleaning it up. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1998 And then there's the smell. You can't pretend you don't smell that. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1999 You know...hon...today's my birthday... 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2000 I don't know what to tell you, Stew, the Health Department wouldn't sign off on the donkey. 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
2001 We just never talk about it. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2002 What will it take to get your attention? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2003 Honey, we have to quit the party. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2004 We need to talk about what happened to the gorilla. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2005 First it was the footprints in the butter, now the broken fence... 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2006 This editorial really brings the metaphor to life 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2007 It does take the fun out of being a Republican. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2008 If you don't want to talk about it, fine. I just don't want us to be accused of having started some metaphorical idiom. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2009 Couldn't we talk about something else for a change? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2010 I know he's a symbol and I appreciate all the trouble you've gone to but I cannot, will not vote for that man! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2011 I think there's bigger things in the room to talk about if that tail goes up! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2012 No big news? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2013 Surely, this isn't what they meant by "Adopt-an-Elephant!" 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2014 just another big ass republican taking over the room 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2015 The room just seems smaller since we traded in the couch. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2016 He didn't like the verbally abusive ringmaster. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2017 Just a reminder.....measure twice, adopt once. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2018 I don't see it, I can't find it, I don't know what you are talking about... 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2019 Not to bring up the lamp in the room, but... 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2020 Oh, look! The paper says the Circus is in town! 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2021 I think he ignores us on purpose. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2022 Thanks for letting me stop by. It's a jungle out there this time of year 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2023 Sometimes I feel like our marriage is one big clichè. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2024 What about the no pet clause? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2025 You are taking your loyalty to the Republican Party too far! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2026 I wanted a bird in the hand, but you said, 'let's think big!' 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2027 It's your birthday wish from 1982. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2028 I am just going to say it, there's an elephant in the room. 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
2029 Let's agree to ignore this. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2030 So when is your mother coming to visit? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2031 You want to keep that thing, you go hire Mike Pence to clean up behind it! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2032 You've referred to it many times. Now it's here. So what. . 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2033 How many times do I have to tell you that it is bigger than both of us! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2034 Look, the deal we made when Mittens was alive is still in force: I buy the litter and you clean out the box. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2035 Let's not talk about it. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2036 She is not! Mama's just big boned. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2037 Honest to God, I'm sick of it! Can't we discuss something else in the room? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2038 "Elephant? What elephant? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2039 You better move...Trump's about to speak again. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2040 He reminds me of an older you. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2041 Again...blocking my light. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2042 No, it's your turn to change the litter box. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2043 I thought this would help mask the metaphorical version. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2044 I don't have any idea what you're talking about. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2045 Nothing to talk about? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2046 Sydney, don't worry, he's only staying till the 9th. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2047 Well, are we going to address the elephant in the room? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2048 I'm praying that he's house broken! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2049 Can we please talk about something *besides* the elephant in the room? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2050 And as head of the Auburn Alumni Committee, you thought stealing their mascot was a good idea? I mean, if it were a cat or a duck i might be on board, but this! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2051 It's just until after the election. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2052 We used to be able to talk about anything. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2053 You know he doesn't like it when you talk about the size of his ears. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2054 When you say that we can't keep ignoring him, you're referring to the elephant right? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2055 Good idea, but do they make the kind of litter boxes we're gonna need? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2056 And they delivered it in less than an hour! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2057 Isn't it obvious? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2058 Ok, Honey, what's bothering you? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2059 Honey, can you tickle the ivory one more time? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2060 What's that smell? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2061 We'll tell him he's adopted next year. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2062 I don't care if his name is idiom, metaphor or cliche, I want him out of my house! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2063 Keep quiet dear, he doesn't know he is here. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2064 Well, Gary, we might as well address it now. Is he up to date on his shots? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2065 The vet called. He says it's going to be quintuplets. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2066 You can call it a cliché if you want but I still think we have to discuss it. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2067 I think the landlord's getting suspicious. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2068 Honey, I don't want to adopt again. There. I said it. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2069 I think it's time we talked about you know what 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2070 'Do you think ears are for show? I CAN HEAR YOU!' 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2071 It's your turn to clean up. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2072 We need to talk about the elephant in the room -- I hate this rug. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2073 honey, no offense but i just bathed the elephant, so i know its not her.....but you smell 1.2237 0.06908 76 66 3 7
2074 You can ignore me by reading the paper, but you can't ignore him. 1.2237 0.06649 76 65 5 6
2075 This is not what I meant when I said 'African Decor.' 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2076 Either we talk about it or you are going to clean up. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2077 I'm not ignoring it, I'm giving it the cold shoulder. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2078 No. Why? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2079 You're right, it's better than the gorilla. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2080 I think we need to think outside of the room. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2081 This is a good example, but I still don't think that 'bigly' is a real word. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2082 Why is it that every time I want to discuss something important, you want to talk about the elephant? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2083 He's trying his best to be inconspicuous. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2084 Who's going to tell Donald it's all over? 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2085 His poop is worse than his bite. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2086 I don't understand why we need to talk about it at all. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2087 . . . which reminds me of a cliché. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2088 He's got an allergy to what? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2089 We can talk about it or we can move. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2090 There is nothing to discuss! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2091 John we've been married 35 years I think we should talk about the elephant in the room 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2092 What do you mean, we're not going to talk about it? 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2093 Do you think he'll leave on November 9th? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2094 Some things are better left unsaid. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2095 Not much. I had some time to kill, so I stopped by the pet store. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2096 Nobody in this room is voting for Trump. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2097 Never tell an elephant he's hung like a horse. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2098 Don't worry, he'll move out on 9 November 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2099 Do you smell it, too? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2100 Can we talk about something else for a change? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2101 And he thought miss universe needed to lose weight... 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2102 It's not like you can just sweep this one under the rug. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2103 Just once I wish you'd resist saying the obvious. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2104 Another super delegate, another pile of crap. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2105 Have you noticed a faint odor of peanuts in the room? 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2106 Don't worry, it's just a Trump l'oeil. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2107 So I suppose you expect me to walk him like the last elephant? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2108 First an 800 pound gorilla in the room, now an elephant. Can't we just talk to each other? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2109 I don't see the gorilla, and the bull's in the shop. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2110 Elephant? What elephant? 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
2111 It's your mother back to haunt us. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2112 Give me one good reason why I can't have a mouse. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2113 You left the garage door open again. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2114 Can we please not talk about it? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2115 He wants his girlfriend to move in. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2116 Is there something we should be talking about? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2117 It's your turn to let him sit in your lap. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2118 Just ignore it. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2119 Oh, so you want to talk about the elephant in the room now, but not when our therapist asks about it? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2120 I don't know. Where did you last see the leash? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2121 I'll be so glad when the election's over. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2122 Sure, it's housebroken, but I'm more worried about a broken house. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2123 That inflatable beast will go in our yard over my dead body. 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
2124 Oh, I don’t know, Karl – what do YOU want to talk about? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2125 The GOP has more troubles than I thought. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2126 How 'bout them Cubs? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2127 You are absolutely sure nothing is wrong? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2128 What makes you think I'm hiding something? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2129 You're the dumbo. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2130 I think a donkey would restore some balance. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2131 I told you, they become very big. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2132 Honestly? I'd rather have you make mountains out of molehills. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2133 I'm not being figurative. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2134 You and your damn cliches. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2135 The elephant in the room is this elephant in the room. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2136 This I can tell you, whatever the lying media may say, that elephant is huge. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2137 We need a bigger living room. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2138 Putin wants out. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2139 All right, I'll walk him this week, but you have to clean up. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2140 It's a metaphor, Charles, a metaphor! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2141 I did look at puppies! But he was so cute. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2142 But what if "the elephant in the room" is actually an elephant IN THE ROOM! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2143 Even if I agree to take down the yard sign? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2144 What's your cat's name? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2145 Isn't it obvious? She's upset he called her a fatso. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2146 I appreciate your extended analysis of my evolving sex drive, Harry, but I was referring to the actual elephant. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2147 I'm worried about that too, but I think we'd have to feed it first. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2148 Why do we have to talk about it? Can't we just get it out of here? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2149 I know you addressed it, but that didn't make it go away. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2150 I am mostly worried that our cleaning lady will quit. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2151 Your choice, get the peanuts or get the shovel 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2152 No, ignoring it will not just make it go away... 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2153 There was no elephant in the room before we started discussing one. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2154 It's a thoughtless gift. I'm a democrat. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2155 Do you remember what we were talking about? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2156 No, nothing's wrong. Why do you ask? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2157 Call the mahout, Dear; I think she needs to go for a walk. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2158 Do you smell peanuts ? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2159 Anything else new? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2160 I cannot believe these people are acting like they can't see me! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2161 Once he's potty trained you'll barely notice him 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2162 It's just not what I had in mind when I agreed to adopt a "rescue". 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2163 'Okay, and we won't talk about the loser in the room either.' 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2164 Hold it in, Fred. This is your big chance to really impress them and finally make partner. Don't take a massive dump on the rug. You got this. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2165 Let's not talk about it. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2166 I forgot what I was going to say. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2167 I could have sworn I put the bowl of peanuts on this table. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2168 Did I mention I found mice droppings in the kitchen this afternoon? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2169 But in this case, Henry, the 'elephant in the room" is, in fact, an elephant. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2170 It's your turn to walk him, 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2171 She's upset because the neighbor's hyena said the color gray makes her look fat. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2172 I thought you said our daughter has a dumb beau. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2173 Its your turn to walk him. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2174 Why can't you just forget about it? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2175 I think we need to talk about this in another room. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2176 Just when you are trying to distance yourself from the other party! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2177 He feels like there's no room to grow in this relationship. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2178 Is it my imagination or has the GOP gotten a little...smelly? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2179 I always assumed it represented your fascination with Internet porn, but now you're saying we've been living with an actual elephant in the room all these years? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2180 I'd rather not discuss it. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2181 It's your turn to take her for a walk. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2182 Trust me, dung is the fuel of the future. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2183 All you ever want to talk about is the elephant in the room! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2184 I'm not voting Republican, George, and this power of suggestion thing is not going to work. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2185 If Trump wins he'll be packing his trunk! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2186 Where is that 800-pound gorilla when we need him? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2187 Our son used to be a closet Republican. No more. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2188 No, I don't want to talk about it. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2189 You can't be serious. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2190 I told you these chairs would crowd the room. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2191 I said "elephant ear plant," not "plant elephant here." 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2192 You have a fly on your forehead. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2193 Your turn to walk him. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2194 I think he wants to go out. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2195 Let's not even discuss it. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2196 It seems that our 'little girl' was in the neighbor's Petunia bed again! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2197 If I agree not to ask how he got in, could I at least ask how he will get out? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2198 If you’re not crazy about this idea, you’re really going to hate the tiger in the backyard. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2199 Well, Ethan's frenemy had a trapeze artist at his birthday party, and things just sort of escalated from there. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2200 It's existential. It's a gray area. It's too big to get my head around. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2201 Its only for the weekend. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2202 Well, if we're not going to talk about it, we need a bigger room. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2203 I don't want to talk about the fact that there is literally an elephant in the room. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2204 I was speaking metaphorically! Now take him back to the zoo 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2205 He's only staying here until his party returns to normal. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2206 It’s just for two days. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2207 Did you have to feed him beans?!! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2208 Well he said, " It's going to be huge, HUGE! " 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2209 Why? Does she ever talk about us? 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
2210 If you don't take him out for a walk, we will likely lose the dining room! 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2211 I preferred the campaign promise of 'a chicken in every pot' to what this 2016 election delivered. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2212 It seemed like a great deal at the trunk show 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2213 Literally. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2214 It's not if--it's when. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2215 You see honey, now we never have to talk about our real issues. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2216 Joe, we just can't afford the peanuts anymore 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2217 It's just an expression. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2218 All we ever talk about is the elephant in the room 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2219 Don't say it. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2220 Can we discuss the people in the room 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2221 I adopted him as a therapy pet to help my early memory loss. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2222 The six blind men are gone, but we both know there's still a problem. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2223 Does this light make my butt look big? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2224 How can we move when our rent is peanuts? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2225 I can't believe he forgot our anniversary. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2226 When do the creepy clowns arrive? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2227 My therapist thinks it will help. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2228 Nothing is going to change. I'll still be the one you ignore. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2229 Do you think the elephant in the room is actually the elephant in the room? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2230 Just what we need, an elephant with a peanut allergy. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
2231 Be honest -- does this room make my butt look big? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2232 The elephant? It's a free gift for everyone who votes. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
2233 OK, OK, already.......I get it. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2234 I'd rather ignore the donkey in the room... it's the lesser of two evils. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2235 I hate self-fulfilling idioms. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2236 All right, now let's try ignoring it again. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2237 We've ignored talking about it for years. Why start now? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2238 It's either Tiny or me! 1.2192 0.06826 73 63 4 6
2239 I've been cleaning all day. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2240 Hard not to state the obvious. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2241 Hey, you're the one who wanted to go to therapy. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2242 I just know there's something you're not telling me. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2243 He can stay, you need to go. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2244 And the same thing will happen if I mention the 800lb gorilla? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2245 OK Harry. I agree it's gotten out of hand. He goes but only AFTER you get rid of the donkey. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2246 I have only to say "sit" and the argument is over - for good. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2247 Have you Googled 'Elephant removal?' 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2248 Hurry and check Classifieds and see if anyone's missing something obvious. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2249 remember the last time we waited to walk him? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2250 I think its time to talk about how our apartment just isn't big enough for you to help all stray animals. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2251 Don't mind him, eventually we'll sweep him under the carpet 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2252 Which "elephant in the room" are you talking about? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2253 Don't talk about it. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2254 I'm getting sick and tired of being called The Queen of Denial! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2255 Um, is there something we need to talk about? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2256 i don't see the problem. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2257 You can ignore him all you want but it is your turn to walk the elephant. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2258 Your first safari too? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2259 Honestly, I've never felt closer to you. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2260 Well, we'll soon know if it is real.......the people below will start complaining. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2261 I had an urge to tickle the ivory, okay? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2262 I knew there was a reason this timeshare was so cheap. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2263 Can we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2264 Do you smell peanuts? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2265 We're gonna need more kitty litter. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2266 So are we going to address this lamp in the room? My pet elephant doesn't like the lamp. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2267 I once heard a bit of advice that I thought was absolutely ridiculous until now: "When playing musical chairs with an elephant, let the elephant win." 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2268 You'd better show him where you put the litter box. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2269 I think he'll go away if we stop paying him any more attention. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2270 Should we discuss the lamp in the room? 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2271 At least everything is out in the open now. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2272 At this point I think we have to do more than just talk about it. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2273 "Lets return it and get the donkey........its litter box trained". 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2274 No! I said I don't want to talk about it! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2275 I don't think that witness protection is working for the GOP. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2276 He made the elephant great again! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2277 Don't even mention it! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2278 He's been sulking ever since the convention. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2279 Just LOVE what you've done to the place! 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2280 What we need to address is who's going to clean his litter box? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2281 His name is Donald 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2282 Did you remember to vote? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2283 I know you’re nonpartisan – don't get a donkey. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2284 Looks like the GOP circus is in town. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2285 Honey, is this your way of telling me you're going to vote for the Republican candidate? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2286 Really, Frank? You don't even smell it? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2287 I'm teaching him how to wipe his feet. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2288 And that donkey you swept under the rug--are they house trained? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2289 I feel like there's something we need to discuss. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2290 See?...THAT'S the difference between donkey and ass! 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2291 You staring at me like that is extremely distracting. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2292 But honey, they stole our donkey. 1.2083 0.06834 72 63 3 6
2293 Why do you always take everything I say so literally? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2294 "Elephant in the room?" If I had a nickel every time I've heard that. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2295 It's not a cliche when it's literally true 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2296 Well they certainly don't promote the fact that the b's in Airbnb stand for Barnum & Bailey. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2297 Darling, we seem to be out of vodka. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2298 The Republicans could have just mailed us a voting guide, instead. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2299 You're sleeping with my sister and the elephant in the room?! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2300 Peter, your drinking seems to be getting out of hand. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2301 Just this once maybe we can talk about something other than Donald Trump. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2302 Yes, I know we have to talk about it! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2303 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2304 I think you know what we need to talk about. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2305 It's hard to ignore the Republicans in the room. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2306 There is nothing you can do that will convince me to vote Republican this year. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2307 His memory is unbelievable but very selective....he can recall 2000 & 2004 in great detail. But 2008 & 2012--nada. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2308 No, I don't think you drink too much. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2309 Finally, the elephant in the room, IS "The Elephant In The Room" 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2310 The vet says he and the donkey will perk up after the election. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2311 I heard it's leaving on November the 8th. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2312 I much preferred the gorilla. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2313 'I can't wait for this election cycle to end...' 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2314 I'm getting this eerie feeling that you're not telling me something. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2315 How many times must I remind you to call the exterminator? 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2316 Nice try, but we're still going to talk about you voting for Trump. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2317 We've been talking about it for months and it hasn't gone away. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2318 What do you mean "What elephant?" He's been standing there for thirty years. 1.2083 0.06834 72 63 3 6
2319 My family? I thought he was yours. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2320 I can't wait until the election is over. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2321 Once again, you are going to leave it to me to address the elephant in the room 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2322 Stay alert. She always rolls to the right. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2323 For God's sake Harold, he didn't JUST follow you home! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2324 I prefer not to talk about it. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2325 For once, let’s talk about the real elephant in the room. Are you seriously voting for Trump? 1.2083 0.06834 72 63 3 6
2326 Don't throw that paper away. I need it for his crate. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2327 The Republicans are still in a time out, I see. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2328 I don't want to talk about it. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2329 All we ever do is talk, talk, talk about it! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2330 Okay...Truth be told...He followed me home from our honeymoon...Are you even listening to me? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2331 Ordinarily I'd agree, but there actually IS an elephant in the room. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2332 I really thought he'd leave after the election. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2333 How about a trunk sale? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2334 He still takes less room than Donald Trump. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2335 God help us if she eliminates. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2336 I smell gas! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2337 Subletting to the director of the zoo was not a good idea. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2338 I want a divorce 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2339 The Trump in the room. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2340 Can you at least acknowledge there's no air freshener in the room? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2341 Isn't that a figurative, not literal, expression? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2342 What!? You can't miss it. It's on my right and your left. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2343 The circus was in town. End of discussion. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2344 Never send an elephant to do a Donkey's job 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2345 The suspense is killing me. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2346 OK, he can stay tonight, but tomorrow he's got to find a new party to represent. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2347 You're ignoring the Republican in the room 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2348 I'm pretty sure it will be gone for good the day after the election! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2349 Okay! You win! I admit there's an elephant in the room. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2350 I really don't think there's anything we haven't talked about honey! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2351 He doesn't let on we're even in the room! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2352 Our lack of intimacy is not the proverbial elephant in the room that needs discussing! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2353 Let's talk about it tomorrow. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2354 Something you wanna talk about? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2355 Supporting the Republicans is one thing dear, this is another 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2356 Is it close in here or is it just me? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2357 He's ashamed to show his face. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2358 You're a Republican, act like it. 1.2083 0.06834 72 63 3 6
2359 Honey, let's quit the bnb listings. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2360 Fine. I grant you that there's no more mouse problem. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2361 No I would not prefer your mother moving in! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2362 How’s that pooper-scooper law looking now? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2363 Sometimes we should ignore our therapist's ideas. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2364 It's getting harder and harder to ignore. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2365 I told you not to check into a Trump hotel before the election. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2366 Are we also not talking about clean-up duty? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2367 And how 'bout this lovely fall weather we've been having! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2368 No, I said try not to think about an elephant. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2369 He's 18 now. We can't make him stay. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2370 If you're not going to talk about it, can you at least put the paper under it when you're done? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2371 We just have to discuss...the Cubs being in the World Series. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2372 NO! You squeeze the toothpaste wrong! 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2373 I made him a dinner he never forgot 1.2083 0.06834 72 63 3 6
2374 What did you say you want to talk about? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2375 I'm leaving you. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2376 Your party loyalty is getting out of hand. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2377 Just thought I'd test your ability to ignore things. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2378 That rug really ties the room together. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2379 Lets name him Metaphor 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2380 No... I mean the real elephant in the room 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2381 Cute... but, we're Democrats. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2382 Nice weather we're having. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2383 Can't you even consider the possibility that it's not a stray and someone might be looking for it? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2384 Let's ignore the Republican in the room. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2385 I forgot what I was going to say. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2386 There's an old cliche that needs to be discussed immediately. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2387 I'm just happy we're talking about it. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2388 I think My mind is being taken over by this election.... 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2389 Define 'room.' 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2390 Alls I know is Airbnb said it was in Dumbo. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2391 The jackass in in the other room, we’re still undecided. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2392 Two weeks BEFORE the Election and the party is already asking us to store this?!? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2393 So, how was your day? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2394 A rather bold move to show your support don't you think? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2395 You know very well the elephant in this room is that bimbo you call a secretary! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2396 Well, I'm not going to say it either. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2397 Bill. I want a divorce. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2398 He's on loan from the RNC. Can we keep him? 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2399 I'm pretty sure he's talking about us, too. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2400 Don't look so surprised, dear. We need to talk. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2401 He wants to go out. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2402 I can't wait till this election is finally over and it will be the three of us again! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2403 That's not the end of the election process I'd like to discuss. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2404 You get her leash and I'll follow behind in the front end loader. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2405 Well, you'd think he would remember the way out. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2406 Morton has always been very concrete with his metaphors. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2407 John, do I need to tell you this relationship isn't working? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2408 Are you going to continue to pretend that it's not there? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2409 She always ignores the people in the room. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2410 Let's not talk politics tonight. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2411 He absolutely denies ever being in a room. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2412 I remember when he was a cute baby elephant. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2413 It's your turn to clean the litter box. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2414 Would you have preferred the 800 lb. gorilla? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2415 I'll be glad when this election's over. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2416 I felt sorry for him. He said his life was a circus. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2417 All we ever talk about is the elephant in the room. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2418 That Really Tied the Room Together 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2419 Sure, we have some problems but I never thought it was a big deal. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2420 No, why do you ask? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2421 But we're independents. Is this supposed to help us decide? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2422 If you had registered as a democrat like I asked,we wouldn't have this problem! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2423 It's time I told you, Clyde; Jumbo is not really your son. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2424 He was on sale from Ringling Brothers. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2425 Well, it's better than a skeleton in the closet. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2426 I don't care if he did follow you home, you can't keep him. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2427 I thought you said it was just an expression!" " I thought you said it was just an expression! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2428 I know you don't want to talk about it, but ... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2429 NOW will you talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2430 You're more than a little behind. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2431 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2432 As a woman, I really feel the GOP candidate is violating my personal space 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2433 I'd rather not discuss it. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2434 I don't care if he is endangered. This isn't an ark, and you aren't Noah. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2435 Guess what?" "Elephant butt! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2436 No, I don't think he got in through the pet door. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2437 And nearby hangs a tail. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2438 We have acknowledged the elephant in the room, now, the question is who is taking him out for a walk 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2439 But Frank, there must be a more efficient way to prevent poaching. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2440 We know it's a circus but this is ridiculous. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2441 A Trumpet could mean a bowel movement. Let's get out of here. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2442 But dear, I got him for you. You said you are dung hoe about gardening. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2443 He promises to leave on Wednesday. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2444 Do you have to be so subtle about my mom coming to stay for a month? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2445 No, he can't sit anywhere he wants. He isn't an 800 pound gorilla 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2446 I feel we really need to talk about something but I can't remember what it is. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2447 No,really,we have to talk about it. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2448 It's just a saying, you know. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2449 I thought we agreed not to talk politics! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2450 No, I'm pretty sure we've covered everything. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2451 I've told you three times--*nothing's* the matter. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2452 Out of the room November 8. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2453 I say we put a big sectional sofa in here! That way we can both stretch out. They can deliver it Tuesday the 8th which is perfect because there is nothing important going on. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
2454 I had to give her a time out. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2455 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2456 When are we going to discuss the ass in the room? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2457 He's just waiting to be acknowledged. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2458 Well, I'll give you a hint: It's not the lamp in the room that we should probably talk about. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2459 Your turn to take him out. DON'T FORGET THE SHOVEL! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2460 Ignore it all you want, but it won't be gone unti November 9th. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2461 No, you get the shovel. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2462 I wonder if he knows, that we know he's in here... 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2463 OK, fine. If I agree to talk about the elephant in the room, will he finally go away? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2464 You know that any caption contest entry about 'the elephant in the room' doesn't stand a chance, right? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2465 Really, Do you have to be so literal? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2466 What elephant? It's just a mirage of Trump pretending not to be a donkey. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2467 Where's the donkey? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2468 Honey, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2469 Oh, don't mention it. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2470 Let me guess, there is an elephant in the room. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2471 Do you expect me to cook for both of you? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2472 Well you have to admit that the room seems a lot bigger since we got rid of the 800-pound gorilla 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2473 Is this the new elephant in the room, or the old one? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2474 I try not to think about it. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2475 If you think Trump's a problem, consider this: the maid just quit. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2476 I swear I hear the kitchen faucet dripping again. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2477 He looked cold, so I let him in. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2478 No more excuses, we need a high volume toilet! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2479 Is there? I hadn't noticed. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2480 I don't know about you, but I plan on ignoring it. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2481 It's just until the election's over, and then we'll let him free. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2482 5 letters across, starts with T: Makes loud noises and habitually hurls mud. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2483 We'd be better off just getting him stuffed. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2484 Can we stop talking about him? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2485 It is time we talked about the elephant in the room 1.1972 0.06838 71 63 2 6
2486 What do you mean you don't want to talk about it? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2487 That's not the grey I had in mind. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2488 "Honey, what are your plans with the Trump piñata? You have two more weeks, max 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2489 It's not funny anymore. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2490 Next time I want vaulted ceilings. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2491 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2492 How much longer are we going to go before we address that godawful rug? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2493 Why did you think that naming it would help? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2494 Is it me, or is there something we should be talking about? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2495 I don't know where the Republican Party goes after Trump, but it isn't here. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2496 Is this our therapist's idea of a joke? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2497 I thought you said you'd closed the door. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2498 But Marty, it was the last one left at the Barney's trunk sale! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2499 I don't want to talk about it. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2500 It is Donald Trump's favorite pet peeve. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2501 I think it's time for us to clear the air now. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2502 Darn, what's that phrase again for the obvious problem that everyone is ignoring? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2503 I haven't followed politics in a while. What's new? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2504 I told you we should have left that elephant under the table. 1.1972 0.06838 71 63 2 6
2505 I know what it is, and I don't need to keep hearing you say it. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2506 Plus there's still that unicorn in the garden. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2507 Dear, I think it's time you took him for his nightly rampage. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2508 No! I am certainly not going to pull his finger. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2509 Really? You're telling me you can't see it? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2510 Let's talk about something else. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2511 He's also scared of mice, but at least he won't forget our anniversary. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2512 Well, Mr. Figure of Speech, we have to, because I just Googled it: every 6 hours and 20 pounds a pop." 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2513 This is your week to clean the house. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2514 Voting Democrat; need the space! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2515 -------- in the room" meaning an unspoken presence. "Honey, what is an 8 letter word for... 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2516 Honey, it's just our imagination. Everything is just fine. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2517 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2518 We need to talk. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2519 She's waiting patiently for you to walk her. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2520 I think he wants to go out. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2521 So you showed them that the bylaws permit elephants as 'comfort animals'. Now what? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2522 What elephant, Honey? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2523 Mary, we need to talk about your volunteer work at the rescue shelter. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2524 Must you always be so graphic? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2525 I think it's time we discussed the humans in the room. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2526 Fine. But you're cleaning up after him. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2527 Was that you? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2528 Let's talk about what?? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2529 So where's the fly on the wall? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2530 Honey, not yet - he's still in the room... 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2531 What do you mean you don't see it... It's an elephant! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2532 I won't mention it if you don't. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2533 We need to discuss the elephant in the room...these tiny, uncomfortable chairs. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2534 We can talk about it on Nov 9th. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2535 Okay 41 across..Large pachyderm....No don't tell me it's on the tip of my tongue...ummm. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2536 Address it! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2537 I know. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2538 I don't care if it is a rescue animal. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2539 It's your turn to ignore! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2540 you pick it up next time..... 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2541 Speaking of Republican asses... 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2542 I don't want to sound cliche but... 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2543 Is there anything in that paper about a missing elephant? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2544 Mr. Trump never is subtle 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2545 I think we should discuss it before he does something we will both regret. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2546 Race in America? I thought it was our sex life. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2547 I think you're missing something really big! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2548 You are losing it. There is no elephant in this room. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2549 He's just pissed because I wouldn't make him an 800-pound gorilla costume. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2550 I don't mind that your parents are Republicans, but agreeing to watch their pet while they're away is ridiculous. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2551 I think you are taking the Party support too far. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2552 Was there something we needed to talk about? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2553 Maybe it was okay having him around early in the primaries, but that was then and this is now. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2554 I mean that literally. And we have to deal with it. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2555 I was not being trite. I really did mean "literally" 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2556 I am not even going to say it Honey, it just to easy! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2557 Looks like the GOP Establishment got kicked out of the Tea Party next door. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2558 We're going to need a bigger litter box. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2559 YOU get under there, Mr. Twister champ. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2560 i thought you said he was a horse's ass 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2561 Can we just forget about it? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2562 Dear, put the paper down and there is something we have to talk about. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2563 If you haven't been eating all those peanuts, then please tell me who the hell is? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2564 What's a three letter word for donkey? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2565 You can't blame that on the dog. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2566 Really? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2567 It's time to address the G.O.P nominee in the room. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2568 What a relief! When you called me at work and said you wanted to discuss the elephant in the room, I figured I was in big trouble. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2569 What elephant in the room? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2570 Do you think he knows we voted early? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2571 What is an eight letter word for Savannah pooper? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2572 I still don't want to discuss it. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2573 We're going to need bigger pooper scooper. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2574 WHY won't you talk about it? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2575 He may resent us now for kicking him out, but he’ll thank us later after he learns to get by on his own. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2576 It's glaringly obvious you're ignoring me. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2577 There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2578 What I want to know is how do you get the elephant out of the room. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2579 I'M SORRY! Comey's October Surprise was the only chance at the big house. Damn that early voting. 1.1972 0.06838 71 63 2 6
2580 Which room? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2581 It's a metaphor for our mutual disinterest. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2582 Who do you think drew him here? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2583 We need to talk. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2584 Ok, I'll go get the leash while you drive the pooper-scooper around front. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2585 I don't want to say anything but I think he's in the wrong room. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2586 Darling, would you bring our guest a chair? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2587 He's demanding a recount. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2588 Can't we please STOP talking about the elephant in the room? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2589 Wonder if elephants have hindsight? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2590 David, I was speaking *metaphorically.* 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2591 I know you said, 'marry me, marry my elephant' but does he have to spend every day in the house with us?! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2592 Of course he's depressed - he knows he has to vote for Hillary. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2593 What elephant in the room? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2594 So...we're not going to talk about her, but can we do something about the damn smell? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2595 Exactly which elephant are you talking about? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2596 The GOP? Well, this year they ARE behind. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2597 No politics. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2598 I don't do cliches 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2599 "Do you think he'll ever forget us? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2600 What's a meta for? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2601 I know it's tough to be a proud Republican these days, but we should let him go outside. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2602 Alexa, how do I eliminate pet odor? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2603 He's moving out as soon as he pays off his student debt. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2604 Ok, someone has to bring this up.....How on earth do we get the elephant out of the room.... 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2605 Don't you think it's time we talked about it? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2606 well, you’re never using one click shopping again… 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2607 Tell me again -- Trump can't win, right? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2608 Did you order the litter like I asked you to? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2609 Look, I'm sorry, but we've GOT to talk about him. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2610 I've exhausted my genteelisms 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2611 No, I said I live WITH Dumbo. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2612 They said she'd bring our blood pressure down. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2613 I see a lot of gray area in this election. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2614 What I asked for dear, was an ivory accented trunk. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2615 Hey honey, get a load of this stupid cartoon in the New Yorker. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2616 Hurry up and figure it out. In 15 minutes, I have to be in another room. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2617 Okay, if you insist, we can talk about it. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2618 I'm not falling for that elephant in the room trick again. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2619 Yes, of course I'm speaking metaphorically. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2620 But it's really difficult not to talk about it. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2621 If we don't talk about him, maybe he'll just go away. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2622 I'll bet he gets trampled. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2623 But he was such a cute puppy! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2624 Bit of a cliché, don`t you think? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2625 Sorry, honey, I forgot. What were we talking about? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2626 It's like you don't even want to talk about it. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2627 Of curse I'm a loyal Republican, but I don't see why it has to hide out at our house. 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2628 No!... It's YOUR turn to change the litter box! 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2629 I told you, there's no such thing as a teacup elephant. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2630 Harold, can you really dispute that our life has become a cliche? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2631 Is it blocking your light? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2632 Have you built a boat in the basement too? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2633 There's something we need to talk about. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2634 I actually wanted to talk about the metaphorical one. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2635 and we don't have to make any donations to the zoo fund for 30 years 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2636 This is really bugging me. Is it "The Emperor has no clothes . . . ?" 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2637 Face reality, honey—she’s pregnant. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2638 I think Slow-Pokey wants to go out, dear. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2639 I've addressed the elephant in the room. It's ours. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2640 We should have gone with the RINO. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2641 I'm not acknowledging it, per se. I'm just saying that I'm tired of picking up 400 pounds of manure everyday. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2642 "See honey? Isn't it better just to suppress our feelings when we disagree on topics we're deeply, emotionally invested in? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2643 I'd be really worried if there were also a mouse in the room. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2644 Well, are we going to talk about it? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2645 I think he wants us out of the room. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2646 This place is a zoo! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2647 If it's not one circus,it's another. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2648 Save the Circus Animals my foot! Couldn't we have rescued a kitten instead? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2649 I think a two bedroom with a jungle view would be perfect 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2650 Do you smell peanuts? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2651 They were fresh out of chihuahuas. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2652 Do you smell something? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2653 So then what is stopping us, if we both want to talk about it!? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2654 There must be an easier way to flatten the rug. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2655 What was wrong with the giraffe? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2656 I'm not the one who said anything would be better than the 800-pound gorilla. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2657 It's the Republican parties 'Last Hurrah!' 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2658 I'm sure it's your turn! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2659 There must be something besides Trump we could talk about. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2660 I don't care about your affair with Debra. There is something else we need to talk about right now. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2661 Your therapy pachyderm squashed my support Schnauzer. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2662 I'm talking about a REAL elephant in the room. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2663 OLYPHANT! I said I like Tim OLYPHANT. 1.1972 0.06838 71 63 2 6
2664 It wasn't funny the FIRST time you "rang for the butler!" 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
2665 Well yes.....but why not just a lawn sign. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2666 "Pin the tail on the donkey" just took another meaning. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2667 Did you happen to ... never mind. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
2668 We REALLY can't ignore this one. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2669 I think I've got the better end of the argument. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2670 I still think that Aladdin is a perfect name for your pet. Clearly that is some magic carpet. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2671 He's pouting to get attention. Just ignore him. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2672 Must you always be so literal?" 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2673 Your point being? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2674 We need to either talk about it or find a shovel and a bucket. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2675 Junior may be getting too big for time-out. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2676 Ok, so talking about it was Plan A. Plan B is going to involve peanuts and a tranquilizer gun. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2677 You said you'd do ANYTHING to save this marriage, Harry. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2678 I'm not normally one for clichés but I think we really should talk about this 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2679 Now can we address the 300 square-foot apartment? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2680 Now you do you remember 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2681 Anything else? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2682 Yes, Dear, I notice it too - the thermostat's broken again! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2683 Nooo... I'm pretty sure you said living in DUMBO. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2684 I think it's time we discuss.....you know.... 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2685 I don't understand why we can't host game night. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2686 It's your turn to walk him. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2687 I know you are Trump supporter but do you have to be obvious about it? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2688 No, you're the dumbo! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2689 He's afraid to go outside until Trump leaves the party. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2690 It's not always just an expression. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2691 The ad says, "DUMBO adjacent." 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2692 I don't care if it's the only ethical way to own ivory!!! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2693 Let's talk about your discomfort with me talking about what you avoid. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2694 There's something we need to talk about. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2695 I think there is, uh, what do you call "an obvious issue we are unwilling to discuss?" 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2696 At least when I over imbibe, they're pink. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2697 I thought it was a metaphor. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2698 I bought him to take our mind off of the election. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2699 So, is the ‘truth we want to ignore’ staying for dinner? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2700 I don't know if we should have traded the 800 pound gorilla for it. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2701 At a minimum, we'll need a wheelbarrow and shovel and a new rug. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2702 NOW can we discuss the 800 pound gorilla? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2703 Look in the "Troubleshooting" section 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2704 You know, we are definitely not going to just sweep this under the rug. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2705 You read sports page to relax...give me an elephant any day. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2706 Just a cliche? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2707 He can't find his birth certificate 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2708 I told you ignorance is not bliss! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2709 Does it feel like there's an elephant in the room or is it just me? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2710 Your mother called to ask if we voted. I'll take the Arts and Leisure page when you're finished with it. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2711 The giraffe was already in the refrigerator 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2712 George!The elephant in the room IS an elephant! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2713 Maybe you should have looked up the meaning of pachyderm before you bought the ticket. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2714 Lets keep ignoring it until it defecates or gives birth. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2715 This negative campaining is oppressive. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2716 Are you sure this skirt doesn't make me look fat? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2717 We have started the process of releasing him back into the wild. Today we find out if he is ready to attack unfamiliar humans rather than ask them for food. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2718 Fine, thanks, and how was work? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2719 I'm the only one for Trump in the precinct, so the party said I could keep him until election day. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2720 Now can we talk about it? 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
2721 Lock her up! 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
2722 To be honest, I preferred the Gorilla. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2723 It's time to walk him. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2724 We need to talk about the marriage in the room. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2725 I'm telling you we need a huge tent to deal with this. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2726 I'm for supporting the republicans as much as you but I think we might have finally crossed some kind of line here 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2727 HENRY, ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2728 Do you like it? It's a metaphor for your 22 year old lover. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2729 I've been struggling whether to tell you, but there's a fly on the lampshade. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2730 He wants to talk about the lighting in the room. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2731 At least he got rid of the 700 pound gorilla. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2732 I wish that you never signed up for the RNC. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2733 The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2734 There's a saying but I forget what it is. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2735 Which came first, the elephant or the room? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2736 Well, can we at least name it? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2737 All you do is sit and read. I want us to go out. Just the three of us. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2738 I'd rather have an 800-pound gorilla. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2739 I say we talk about it. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2740 I heard a 'Who' too 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2741 Did you remember to pick up the T-R-A-N-Q-U-I-L-I-Z-E-R? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2742 Can we please talk about something else? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2743 If you say, "Tusk, Tusk" one more time, I'm going to shove you up this elephant's ass. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2744 No. I'm sick of talking about it. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2745 You know it's just a phrase, right? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2746 It's your job to clean up after our metaphorical idioms. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2747 Harold, we need to talk...and if there was a ever a time to use the word "literally" correctly, it's most certainly now. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2748 We just have to learn to get past the elephant in the room. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2749 Of course this is about the elephant in the room!! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2750 When I said the GOP could hide out here until after the election this is not what I had in mind. 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
2751 We never should have invited him to the party. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2752 He used to be at the main office of Wells Fargo. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2753 So, we're just not going to talk about it? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2754 Like how much it annoys me when you say "literally," when you mean "figuratively?" 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2755 Do you smell peanuts? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2756 I know, I know, but can we PRETEND to ignore it tonight? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2757 It's only temporary, dear. Once the election's over, he's got to face the public again. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2758 You made your point. The "rescue" stripper was not the worst possible choice. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2759 He came with a shovel and a wheelbarrow. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2760 I still say it looks like his comb-over to me. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2761 [no caption at all] 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2762 Let's get right down to it without acknowleging the obvious, shall we. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2763 I said I don't want to talk about it. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2764 Yes you are too literal! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2765 She finds bedbugs. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2766 Literally Literally Literally 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2767 If you just put the paper down, I'm sure you would see it 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2768 The elephant in the room is 'an elephant in the room'! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2769 Did they even see the elephant when they built t