Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I really just thought they would send me a lapel pin when I registered. |
1.8189 |
0.04148 |
370 |
157 |
123 |
90 |
1 |
If he farts I'm out of here. |
1.7953 |
0.05103 |
337 |
189 |
28 |
120 |
2 |
Well, at least the 800-lb gorilla finally left. |
1.7885 |
0.04459 |
331 |
151 |
99 |
81 |
3 |
I see it. Don't change the subject. |
1.6651 |
0.05048 |
218 |
109 |
73 |
36 |
4 |
We're seeing the end of the Republican party. |
1.6589 |
0.05583 |
214 |
120 |
47 |
47 |
5 |
The zoo won't pay the ransom. Now what? |
1.6557 |
0.05710 |
212 |
122 |
41 |
49 |
6 |
Face it: 'Ms. Bigly' refuses to go with you to the Trump rally today! |
1.6540 |
0.05890 |
211 |
126 |
32 |
53 |
7 |
It looked smaller online. |
1.6490 |
0.05482 |
208 |
114 |
53 |
41 |
8 |
Why can't you just wear a button, like most people? |
1.6473 |
0.05244 |
207 |
108 |
64 |
35 |
9 |
Well SOMEONE clogged the toilet. |
1.6439 |
0.05379 |
205 |
110 |
58 |
37 |
10 |
When you said "a large memory device" I thought you meant a hard drive. |
1.6404 |
0.05381 |
203 |
109 |
58 |
36 |
11 |
...and we also have to do something about the bull in the china closet. |
1.6404 |
0.05426 |
203 |
110 |
56 |
37 |
12 |
It's your metaphor. You feed it! |
1.6108 |
0.05736 |
185 |
106 |
45 |
34 |
13 |
I think we're gonna need a bigger pee pad. |
1.6044 |
0.05870 |
182 |
107 |
40 |
35 |
14 |
Well he's ignoring us too, Sylvia! |
1.6022 |
0.05410 |
181 |
98 |
57 |
26 |
15 |
It's hiding from the Republican Party. |
1.5932 |
0.05853 |
177 |
104 |
41 |
32 |
16 |
If his memory is so good, why can't he remember that he lives in 12B and not 12C? |
1.5862 |
0.05535 |
174 |
97 |
52 |
25 |
17 |
A homing elephant? A "HOMING" elephant? Well, genius, now we're gonna have TWO elephants in the room !!!! |
1.5814 |
0.05942 |
172 |
103 |
38 |
31 |
18 |
Well, at least HE remembers our anniversary. |
1.5799 |
0.05790 |
169 |
98 |
44 |
27 |
19 |
I can't wait until those Petersons downstairs crank their stereo again. |
1.5750 |
0.05851 |
160 |
92 |
44 |
24 |
20 |
No, Steve, this isn't just about who empties her litter box. |
1.5749 |
0.05970 |
167 |
100 |
38 |
29 |
21 |
You voted for him, you clean up after him |
1.5723 |
0.05949 |
159 |
93 |
41 |
25 |
22 |
Are we speaking metaphorically? |
1.5714 |
0.05573 |
168 |
95 |
50 |
23 |
23 |
Great, now I’m living with two Dumbos. |
1.5714 |
0.06004 |
168 |
102 |
36 |
30 |
24 |
I would have preferred a bumper sticker. |
1.5671 |
0.05938 |
164 |
98 |
39 |
27 |
25 |
That reminds me, your mother called. |
1.5652 |
0.05962 |
161 |
96 |
39 |
26 |
26 |
At least, for once, you're using the word "literally" correctly! |
1.5617 |
0.05805 |
162 |
95 |
43 |
24 |
27 |
Isn't it enough to just tell our friends we're Republicans? |
1.5617 |
0.05671 |
162 |
93 |
47 |
22 |
28 |
We had a hellava lot more room when he was just a metaphor. |
1.5617 |
0.05603 |
162 |
92 |
49 |
21 |
29 |
No darling, I said I wanted something elegant for my birthday... |
1.5562 |
0.05729 |
160 |
93 |
45 |
22 |
30 |
You're right. With Trump we really are seeing a different side of the Republican Party. |
1.5562 |
0.06062 |
160 |
98 |
35 |
27 |
31 |
We're gonna need a bigger newspaper. |
1.5548 |
0.05727 |
155 |
89 |
46 |
20 |
32 |
Large Mammal - 8 letters |
1.5506 |
0.06192 |
158 |
99 |
31 |
28 |
33 |
No, there's nothing I'd like to discuss. |
1.5506 |
0.06192 |
158 |
99 |
31 |
28 |
34 |
Let's hope he doesn't move any further to the right. |
1.5506 |
0.06256 |
158 |
100 |
29 |
29 |
35 |
I liked him better as a rhetorical device. |
1.5490 |
0.05787 |
153 |
89 |
44 |
20 |
36 |
He just needs a place to hide until after the election. |
1.5478 |
0.06224 |
157 |
99 |
30 |
28 |
37 |
Just list it as 'Low mileage, exotic leather seating, ivory handles, huge trunk space…oh, and costs peanuts.' |
1.5455 |
0.05834 |
154 |
91 |
42 |
21 |
38 |
What elephant? |
1.5449 |
0.06642 |
156 |
105 |
17 |
34 |
39 |
You gave how much to the campaign? |
1.5425 |
0.05864 |
153 |
91 |
41 |
21 |
40 |
"Come and visit," you said. Did you think he wouldn't remember? |
1.5425 |
0.05937 |
153 |
92 |
39 |
22 |
41 |
Ironically, he's ignoring us. |
1.5395 |
0.06041 |
152 |
93 |
36 |
23 |
42 |
Why couldn’t you wear a campaign button like everybody else! |
1.5364 |
0.05698 |
151 |
88 |
45 |
18 |
43 |
It sure doesn’t smell like a metaphor. |
1.5302 |
0.06065 |
149 |
92 |
35 |
22 |
44 |
You know, we've been ignoring this for so long that I can't even remember what it represents. |
1.5302 |
0.05913 |
149 |
90 |
39 |
20 |
45 |
A bumper sticker wasn't good enough for you?? |
1.5286 |
0.06035 |
140 |
84 |
38 |
18 |
46 |
Don't tell me what I can and can't ignore! |
1.5270 |
0.05945 |
148 |
90 |
38 |
20 |
47 |
We don't have to talk about it. I just want to know how it got through the door. |
1.5270 |
0.06392 |
148 |
96 |
26 |
26 |
48 |
I think I preferred the 800-pound gorilla. |
1.5241 |
0.06273 |
145 |
92 |
30 |
23 |
49 |
What elephant? |
1.5238 |
0.06131 |
147 |
92 |
33 |
22 |
50 |
What elephant? |
1.5238 |
0.06571 |
147 |
98 |
21 |
28 |
51 |
It could be worse - the Petersons just joined Save the Whales. |
1.5141 |
0.05975 |
142 |
87 |
37 |
18 |
52 |
Last chance, Frank. Does this make my butt look smaller? |
1.5141 |
0.06220 |
142 |
90 |
31 |
21 |
53 |
The real problem is, that's not the biggest ass in the living room. |
1.5139 |
0.06153 |
144 |
91 |
32 |
21 |
54 |
He's cute, you said! How big can he get, you said! |
1.5106 |
0.06007 |
141 |
87 |
36 |
18 |
55 |
Whatever you do, keep that mouse in your pocket. |
1.5106 |
0.06091 |
141 |
88 |
34 |
19 |
56 |
Honey, be careful what you say. He'll remember everything. |
1.5106 |
0.06007 |
141 |
87 |
36 |
18 |
57 |
Actually, it's all we ever talk about. |
1.5106 |
0.05922 |
141 |
86 |
38 |
17 |
58 |
He’s awfully smelly for a metaphor. |
1.5106 |
0.06091 |
141 |
88 |
34 |
19 |
59 |
It's not his daily intake I'm worried about! |
1.5103 |
0.06042 |
145 |
91 |
34 |
20 |
60 |
No, I said I wanted something "elegant" for my birthday. |
1.5071 |
0.06124 |
140 |
88 |
33 |
19 |
61 |
Free shipping. |
1.5036 |
0.06647 |
139 |
94 |
20 |
25 |
62 |
Not to alarm you, but today I saw an M - O - U - S - E. |
1.5036 |
0.06242 |
139 |
89 |
30 |
20 |
63 |
Okay, but can you at least acknowledge that it's there? |
1.5036 |
0.05899 |
139 |
85 |
38 |
16 |
64 |
We would have so much more room if we voted Democrat. |
1.5000 |
0.06317 |
132 |
84 |
30 |
18 |
65 |
We need a bigger apartment or a smaller metaphor. |
1.5000 |
0.06277 |
138 |
89 |
29 |
20 |
66 |
Then what do you suggest we do talk about? |
1.4963 |
0.06120 |
135 |
85 |
33 |
17 |
67 |
What elephant? |
1.4963 |
0.06385 |
135 |
88 |
27 |
20 |
68 |
What elephant? |
1.4963 |
0.06556 |
135 |
90 |
23 |
22 |
69 |
What elephant? |
1.4962 |
0.06886 |
131 |
90 |
17 |
24 |
70 |
What elephant? |
1.4926 |
0.06601 |
136 |
92 |
21 |
23 |
71 |
What elephant? |
1.4926 |
0.06518 |
136 |
91 |
23 |
22 |
72 |
We also need to talk about the giraffe in the kitchen. |
1.4926 |
0.05811 |
136 |
83 |
39 |
14 |
73 |
This is the last time I'm doing AirBnB. |
1.4892 |
0.06072 |
139 |
89 |
32 |
18 |
74 |
I much preferred the monkey on our back. |
1.4889 |
0.05936 |
135 |
84 |
36 |
15 |
75 |
He can stay as long as he doesn't start leaning right. |
1.4889 |
0.05746 |
135 |
82 |
40 |
13 |
76 |
Which reminds me, your mother called. |
1.4887 |
0.06096 |
133 |
84 |
33 |
16 |
77 |
What elephant? |
1.4887 |
0.06546 |
133 |
89 |
23 |
21 |
78 |
What elephant? |
1.4887 |
0.06546 |
133 |
89 |
23 |
21 |
79 |
Next time play poker for money. |
1.4848 |
0.06223 |
132 |
85 |
30 |
17 |
80 |
I walked him last. He remembers. |
1.4848 |
0.06223 |
132 |
85 |
30 |
17 |
81 |
You haven't mentioned the new rug. |
1.4848 |
0.06130 |
132 |
84 |
32 |
16 |
82 |
He's just hiding here until the election is over. |
1.4848 |
0.06406 |
132 |
87 |
26 |
19 |
83 |
So are we going to discuss the dull, middle-aged couple in the room? |
1.4809 |
0.06258 |
131 |
85 |
29 |
17 |
84 |
She says Donald groped her too. |
1.4809 |
0.06534 |
131 |
88 |
23 |
20 |
85 |
He says the party's changed. Says he doesn't feel welcome there anymore. |
1.4809 |
0.06534 |
131 |
88 |
23 |
20 |
86 |
You know what's really rigged? The caption contest. |
1.4809 |
0.06352 |
131 |
86 |
27 |
18 |
87 |
Sometimes an elephant is just an elephant. |
1.4806 |
0.06138 |
129 |
82 |
32 |
15 |
88 |
Of course I'm sure I told the decorator 'elegant'! |
1.4797 |
0.06566 |
123 |
81 |
25 |
17 |
89 |
Do you ever miss the fly on the wall? |
1.4769 |
0.06572 |
130 |
88 |
22 |
20 |
90 |
What room? |
1.4769 |
0.06198 |
130 |
84 |
30 |
16 |
91 |
I think he makes my hips look smaller |
1.4729 |
0.06135 |
129 |
83 |
31 |
15 |
92 |
What elephant? |
1.4729 |
0.06791 |
129 |
90 |
17 |
22 |
93 |
What elephant? |
1.4729 |
0.06791 |
129 |
90 |
17 |
22 |
94 |
We received another death threat from the nice couple directly below us. |
1.4729 |
0.06518 |
129 |
87 |
23 |
19 |
95 |
I preferred the monkey on our backs. |
1.4724 |
0.06106 |
127 |
81 |
32 |
14 |
96 |
You're going to need a bigger newspaper. |
1.4706 |
0.06517 |
119 |
78 |
26 |
15 |
97 |
It's callous, but there are days when I wish he'd run away and join the circus. |
1.4692 |
0.06291 |
130 |
86 |
27 |
17 |
98 |
No, I put the 800-pound gorilla in the dining room. |
1.4688 |
0.05312 |
128 |
75 |
46 |
7 |
99 |
When you're finished reading the paper spread it on the floor. |
1.4688 |
0.05427 |
128 |
76 |
44 |
8 |
100 |
His party abandoned him. |
1.4688 |
0.06170 |
128 |
83 |
30 |
15 |
101 |
ANIMALS ESCAPE METAPHORICAL ZOO. Bull recovered from China Shop, Elephant remains at large. |
1.4688 |
0.06462 |
128 |
86 |
24 |
18 |
102 |
What elephant? |
1.4640 |
0.06960 |
125 |
89 |
14 |
22 |
103 |
I preferred the 800-pound gorilla. |
1.4640 |
0.06579 |
125 |
85 |
22 |
18 |
104 |
Yeah, I know it’s just a metaphor, but it really stinks. |
1.4640 |
0.06480 |
125 |
84 |
24 |
17 |
105 |
I said I'd let him hide here till after the election. |
1.4640 |
0.06069 |
125 |
80 |
32 |
13 |
106 |
Your turn to change the litter box. |
1.4640 |
0.06676 |
125 |
86 |
20 |
19 |
107 |
Am I misusing "literally" this time? |
1.4640 |
0.06480 |
125 |
84 |
24 |
17 |
108 |
What elephant? |
1.4640 |
0.06772 |
125 |
87 |
18 |
20 |
109 |
Can we talk about the giraffe in the hallway? |
1.4640 |
0.06480 |
125 |
84 |
24 |
17 |
110 |
Even if you think it will make America great again, whose gonna clean up the mess? |
1.4636 |
0.07036 |
110 |
75 |
19 |
16 |
111 |
The zoo called. It wants your metaphor back. |
1.4597 |
0.06813 |
124 |
87 |
17 |
20 |
112 |
I think we'll need more newspaper than that. |
1.4597 |
0.06314 |
124 |
82 |
27 |
15 |
113 |
Honestly, I preferred the 800 pound gorilla. |
1.4597 |
0.05994 |
124 |
79 |
33 |
12 |
114 |
What elephant? |
1.4597 |
0.06618 |
124 |
85 |
21 |
18 |
115 |
You're not going to say anything about my new haircut? |
1.4597 |
0.06102 |
124 |
80 |
31 |
13 |
116 |
Your metaphor stinks. |
1.4597 |
0.06518 |
124 |
84 |
23 |
17 |
117 |
We got a letter from the condo board. |
1.4597 |
0.06314 |
124 |
82 |
27 |
15 |
118 |
You never notice the changes I make around here. |
1.4597 |
0.06102 |
124 |
80 |
31 |
13 |
119 |
We have to pick a smaller metaphor. |
1.4597 |
0.06102 |
124 |
80 |
31 |
13 |
120 |
I think it's time to talk about the couple in the room. |
1.4560 |
0.06065 |
125 |
81 |
31 |
13 |
121 |
What elephant? |
1.4553 |
0.06854 |
123 |
87 |
16 |
20 |
122 |
But doesn't it seem weird to you that SHE'S the one ignoring US? |
1.4553 |
0.05801 |
123 |
77 |
36 |
10 |
123 |
When I ordered the extra memory, this wasn't what I had in mind. |
1.4553 |
0.06244 |
123 |
81 |
28 |
14 |
124 |
Patience. After the election it should go away. |
1.4545 |
0.05868 |
121 |
76 |
35 |
10 |
125 |
Tom, I said we should make this room more ELEGANT. |
1.4545 |
0.06843 |
121 |
85 |
17 |
19 |
126 |
What elephant? |
1.4545 |
0.06742 |
121 |
84 |
19 |
18 |
127 |
What elephant? |
1.4508 |
0.06797 |
122 |
86 |
17 |
19 |
128 |
The shelter said it's a Labrador mix. |
1.4508 |
0.06279 |
122 |
81 |
27 |
14 |
129 |
I got it for peanuts. |
1.4508 |
0.06386 |
122 |
82 |
25 |
15 |
130 |
Next time when "Save the Circus Elephants" calls, let me answer the phone. |
1.4508 |
0.06386 |
122 |
82 |
25 |
15 |
131 |
I forget . . . are we flattening the rug or holding up the ceiling? |
1.4508 |
0.06279 |
122 |
81 |
27 |
14 |
132 |
No, let's discuss your drinking. |
1.4508 |
0.06797 |
122 |
86 |
17 |
19 |
133 |
What elephant? |
1.4508 |
0.06994 |
122 |
88 |
13 |
21 |
134 |
You voted him in. Deal with it. |
1.4508 |
0.06386 |
122 |
82 |
25 |
15 |
135 |
George, he wants to go outside. |
1.4508 |
0.05947 |
122 |
78 |
33 |
11 |
136 |
We need to talk about how much you've donated to the G.O.P. |
1.4508 |
0.06595 |
122 |
84 |
21 |
17 |
137 |
So what were your other two wishes ? |
1.4508 |
0.06279 |
122 |
81 |
27 |
14 |
138 |
John,are we living with a metaphor or with a cliché? |
1.4508 |
0.06170 |
122 |
80 |
29 |
13 |
139 |
Guess which two of us remembered my birthday? |
1.4508 |
0.06170 |
122 |
80 |
29 |
13 |
140 |
We need to talk about the giraffe in the study. |
1.4500 |
0.06679 |
120 |
83 |
20 |
17 |
141 |
Don't mention Hillary. It gives him gas. |
1.4480 |
0.06764 |
125 |
89 |
16 |
20 |
142 |
Honey, put down the newspaper. And we're gonna need yesterday's too. |
1.4463 |
0.06205 |
121 |
80 |
28 |
13 |
143 |
He's a rescue. |
1.4463 |
0.06315 |
121 |
81 |
26 |
14 |
144 |
I wasn't going to mention it, but I've always hated this lamp. |
1.4463 |
0.06634 |
121 |
84 |
20 |
17 |
145 |
He's lying low 'til Trump loses. |
1.4463 |
0.06423 |
121 |
82 |
24 |
15 |
146 |
The difference is that the 800 pound gorilla is a figure of speech. |
1.4463 |
0.06093 |
121 |
79 |
30 |
12 |
147 |
Well, then YOU clean up after the metaphor next time! |
1.4463 |
0.06315 |
121 |
81 |
26 |
14 |
148 |
I refuse to discuss the elephant in the room, with the elephant in in the room. |
1.4463 |
0.05744 |
121 |
76 |
36 |
9 |
149 |
He was "fired" as mascot. Trump and his followers claim he was born in Kenya. |
1.4463 |
0.06315 |
121 |
81 |
26 |
14 |
150 |
What elephant? |
1.4463 |
0.06737 |
121 |
85 |
18 |
18 |
151 |
We need a place with more trunk space. |
1.4463 |
0.05979 |
121 |
78 |
32 |
11 |
152 |
Well, the cliché is about to shit on the rug. |
1.4463 |
0.06634 |
121 |
84 |
20 |
17 |
153 |
I can't believe you finally noticed. Yes, Harold, that is an LED light bulb. |
1.4463 |
0.06093 |
121 |
79 |
30 |
12 |
154 |
No, it's actually all we ever talk about. |
1.4444 |
0.06123 |
117 |
76 |
30 |
11 |
155 |
Whose butt is bigger?Be honest. |
1.4417 |
0.06567 |
120 |
83 |
21 |
16 |
156 |
Why is he ignoring the people in the room? |
1.4417 |
0.06239 |
120 |
80 |
27 |
13 |
157 |
Be Patient. It will disappear on November 8. |
1.4417 |
0.06880 |
120 |
86 |
15 |
19 |
158 |
Mind if I crack a window? |
1.4417 |
0.05773 |
120 |
76 |
35 |
9 |
159 |
Oh, thank God! When you said "big, loud, associated with Republicans and stinks," I thought you were bringing Donald home for dinner! |
1.4417 |
0.06777 |
120 |
85 |
17 |
18 |
160 |
What! Two bumper stickers and a lawn sign aren't enough? |
1.4417 |
0.06567 |
120 |
83 |
21 |
16 |
161 |
What elephant? |
1.4417 |
0.06981 |
120 |
87 |
13 |
20 |
162 |
You never want to talk about him. |
1.4417 |
0.05893 |
120 |
77 |
33 |
10 |
163 |
At least HE won't forget our anniversary. |
1.4370 |
0.06043 |
119 |
78 |
30 |
11 |
164 |
I said this place needed more ELEGANCE. |
1.4359 |
0.06580 |
117 |
81 |
21 |
15 |
165 |
No, he's the one who's pretending we're not here. |
1.4359 |
0.06116 |
117 |
77 |
29 |
11 |
166 |
Trump said she was too fat to represent the GOP. |
1.4359 |
0.06801 |
117 |
83 |
17 |
17 |
167 |
When you said you were entertaining the biggest republican ass in town, I thought you meant.... |
1.4359 |
0.06467 |
117 |
80 |
23 |
14 |
168 |
Paint it white, and we'll sell it on Saturday. |
1.4359 |
0.06235 |
117 |
78 |
27 |
12 |
169 |
What metaphor? |
1.4359 |
0.06116 |
117 |
77 |
29 |
11 |
170 |
He's now whining that this Cartoon Caption Contest is rigged too. |
1.4359 |
0.06353 |
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79 |
25 |
13 |
171 |
You haven't said a thing about the new rug. |
1.4359 |
0.05870 |
117 |
75 |
33 |
9 |
172 |
What elephant? |
1.4359 |
0.06580 |
117 |
81 |
21 |
15 |
173 |
What elephant? |
1.4359 |
0.06908 |
117 |
84 |
15 |
18 |
174 |
I'm torn. I like what he stands for, but he was born in Kenya. |
1.4359 |
0.06580 |
117 |
81 |
21 |
15 |
175 |
Fine, what do you want to talk about? |
1.4359 |
0.06353 |
117 |
79 |
25 |
13 |
176 |
He's just not the party animal he used to be. |
1.4359 |
0.06580 |
117 |
81 |
21 |
15 |
177 |
Geez, Richard, to think there could be a bigger ass than you in this room. |
1.4359 |
0.06467 |
117 |
80 |
23 |
14 |
178 |
Now you want to talk about it! |
1.4359 |
0.06116 |
117 |
77 |
29 |
11 |
179 |
What elephant? |
1.4359 |
0.07014 |
117 |
85 |
13 |
19 |
180 |
It's so sad to think that he and the donkey in 4A used to play so well together. |
1.4340 |
0.06705 |
106 |
72 |
22 |
12 |
181 |
They didn't mention this in the Airbnb listing. |
1.4322 |
0.06075 |
118 |
78 |
29 |
11 |
182 |
Ignore what? |
1.4310 |
0.06389 |
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79 |
24 |
13 |
183 |
He is an elephant. This is a room. Why can't we just leave it at that? |
1.4310 |
0.06389 |
116 |
79 |
24 |
13 |
184 |
I miss the 800 pound gorilla! |
1.4310 |
0.06270 |
116 |
78 |
26 |
12 |
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I can't help feeling there's something we need to discuss. |
1.4310 |
0.05901 |
116 |
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32 |
9 |
186 |
Let's just agree it's a gray area. |
1.4310 |
0.05901 |
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9 |
187 |
He's requesting political asylum. |
1.4310 |
0.06389 |
116 |
79 |
24 |
13 |
188 |
Your turn to empty the litter box. |
1.4310 |
0.05901 |
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32 |
9 |
189 |
Any other cliches you want to bring in here? |
1.4310 |
0.06505 |
116 |
80 |
22 |
14 |
190 |
There's a metaphor in the room. |
1.4310 |
0.06619 |
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81 |
20 |
15 |
191 |
"You never listen! I said what this room needed was something ELEGANT! |
1.4310 |
0.06270 |
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26 |
12 |
192 |
He doesn't want to talk about it either! |
1.4298 |
0.06590 |
114 |
79 |
21 |
14 |
193 |
Actually, I was was referring to the fact that you're having an affair. |
1.4261 |
0.06543 |
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80 |
21 |
14 |
194 |
Fine, I had an affair. |
1.4261 |
0.06305 |
115 |
78 |
25 |
12 |
195 |
I know you think his cold is no big thing, but I think it's a mistake to ignore the rheum in the elephant. |
1.4261 |
0.06772 |
115 |
82 |
17 |
16 |
196 |
I told him he could stay until his party redeems itself. |
1.4242 |
0.07334 |
99 |
71 |
14 |
14 |
197 |
I always assumed it was a metaphor. |
1.4224 |
0.06141 |
116 |
78 |
27 |
11 |
198 |
Why couldn't you have taken severance pay like everyone else when you retired from the circus? |
1.4211 |
0.06091 |
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28 |
10 |
199 |
Do you still want to stand right behind your party? |
1.4211 |
0.06341 |
114 |
78 |
24 |
12 |
200 |
This is the last time we pet sit for the Ringlings. |
1.4211 |
0.06581 |
114 |
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20 |
14 |
201 |
I miss the days when the political parties just called on the phone. |
1.4211 |
0.06217 |
114 |
77 |
26 |
11 |
202 |
No more house-sitting for the Ringlings. |
1.4211 |
0.06217 |
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26 |
11 |
203 |
Don't worry. He'll be gone by November 9. |
1.4211 |
0.06341 |
114 |
78 |
24 |
12 |
204 |
I almost prefer the 800-pound gorilla. |
1.4211 |
0.06217 |
114 |
77 |
26 |
11 |
205 |
I don't complain about the donkey in the kitchen, Charles. |
1.4211 |
0.05962 |
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75 |
30 |
9 |
206 |
Let's donate to the Democrats next time. |
1.4211 |
0.06217 |
114 |
77 |
26 |
11 |
207 |
I told him it was ok to hide out here until after the election. |
1.4211 |
0.06581 |
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80 |
20 |
14 |
208 |
Was that YOU or the elephant? |
1.4159 |
0.06376 |
113 |
78 |
23 |
12 |
209 |
He looked so much smaller on Ebay |
1.4159 |
0.06376 |
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78 |
23 |
12 |
210 |
Can we discuss the room the elephant is in? |
1.4159 |
0.06499 |
113 |
79 |
21 |
13 |
211 |
I'd say that the elephant in the room IS the elephant in the room. |
1.4159 |
0.06499 |
113 |
79 |
21 |
13 |
212 |
I miss the 800 pound gorilla. |
1.4159 |
0.06854 |
113 |
82 |
15 |
16 |
213 |
He's a rescue. |
1.4159 |
0.06251 |
113 |
77 |
25 |
11 |
214 |
Kevin, I'm sleeping with your brother. |
1.4159 |
0.06251 |
113 |
77 |
25 |
11 |
215 |
That reminds me, Ellen. Your mother called. |
1.4159 |
0.06376 |
113 |
78 |
23 |
12 |
216 |
Don't worry. She's only hiding here until November 9th. |
1.4144 |
0.06584 |
111 |
78 |
20 |
13 |
217 |
He’s hiding here until after the election. |
1.4144 |
0.06459 |
111 |
77 |
22 |
12 |
218 |
His name is Harold. Stop referring to him as the elephant in the room. |
1.4144 |
0.06331 |
111 |
76 |
24 |
11 |
219 |
All I'm saying is we'd just have more room if you were a Democrat. |
1.4144 |
0.06459 |
111 |
77 |
22 |
12 |
220 |
I'm more concerned about the alligator in the bathtub. |
1.4144 |
0.06200 |
111 |
75 |
26 |
10 |
221 |
Next time you win at poker take the money. |
1.4144 |
0.06200 |
111 |
75 |
26 |
10 |
222 |
Which big ass are we talking about? |
1.4144 |
0.06459 |
111 |
77 |
22 |
12 |
223 |
I miss the 800-pound gorilla. |
1.4144 |
0.06459 |
111 |
77 |
22 |
12 |
224 |
What elephant? |
1.4144 |
0.07065 |
111 |
82 |
12 |
17 |
225 |
I asked the company for a service animal that would help with my memory. |
1.4144 |
0.05930 |
111 |
73 |
30 |
8 |
226 |
He asked if he could hide here til after the election. |
1.4144 |
0.06459 |
111 |
77 |
22 |
12 |
227 |
We are all that's left of the Republican Party so we got the elephant. |
1.4144 |
0.06948 |
111 |
81 |
14 |
16 |
228 |
I think he misses the ones in the other rooms. |
1.4135 |
0.06639 |
104 |
72 |
21 |
11 |
229 |
Well, then can we talk about the 800lb gorilla in the dining room? |
1.4091 |
0.06623 |
110 |
78 |
19 |
13 |
230 |
It's hiding from the Republicans |
1.4091 |
0.06366 |
110 |
76 |
23 |
11 |
231 |
If you deny that there's an elephant in the room, then you clean up the mess! |
1.4091 |
0.06496 |
110 |
77 |
21 |
12 |
232 |
I'd rather not talk about it. |
1.4091 |
0.06234 |
110 |
75 |
25 |
10 |
233 |
On the other hand, our roses are flourishing. |
1.4091 |
0.06234 |
110 |
75 |
25 |
10 |
234 |
You just had to join the 'Metaphor of the Month Club', didn't you? |
1.4091 |
0.06623 |
110 |
78 |
19 |
13 |
235 |
So, what do you want to talk about? |
1.4091 |
0.06748 |
110 |
79 |
17 |
14 |
236 |
This is the worst Airbnb yet |
1.4091 |
0.06748 |
110 |
79 |
17 |
14 |
237 |
I'm hoping he'll go away on his own after the election. |
1.4091 |
0.06234 |
110 |
75 |
25 |
10 |
238 |
He's scared, sad, and ashamed. So, I told him he could hide-out here until November 9th. |
1.4091 |
0.06748 |
110 |
79 |
17 |
14 |
239 |
You're just dying for me to say 'what elephant?' |
1.4091 |
0.06234 |
110 |
75 |
25 |
10 |
240 |
What elephant? |
1.4091 |
0.06990 |
110 |
81 |
13 |
16 |
241 |
You didn't even notice my new glasses. |
1.4091 |
0.06098 |
110 |
74 |
27 |
9 |
242 |
He is in the witness protection program until the election is over. |
1.4091 |
0.06366 |
110 |
76 |
23 |
11 |
243 |
This not mentioning him thing can't be good for his self-esteem. |
1.4091 |
0.06366 |
110 |
76 |
23 |
11 |
244 |
'Subsaharan mammal with 8 letters'?...that's a tough one. |
1.4091 |
0.05960 |
110 |
73 |
29 |
8 |
245 |
Until 2020?!! |
1.4091 |
0.06098 |
110 |
74 |
27 |
9 |
246 |
Please stop saying, What Elephant? |
1.4091 |
0.06366 |
110 |
76 |
23 |
11 |
247 |
I never thought I'd say this but I prefer the 800 lb. gorilla. |
1.4037 |
0.06401 |
109 |
76 |
22 |
11 |
248 |
The cleaning lady said she's not coming back. |
1.4037 |
0.06788 |
109 |
79 |
16 |
14 |
249 |
You left the back door open, didn't you? |
1.4037 |
0.05990 |
109 |
73 |
28 |
8 |
250 |
Couldn't we have just gotten the bumper sticker? |
1.4037 |
0.06533 |
109 |
77 |
20 |
12 |
251 |
Stop being so literal. |
1.4037 |
0.06267 |
109 |
75 |
24 |
10 |
252 |
... And the Zoo don't mind you working from home? |
1.4037 |
0.06533 |
109 |
77 |
20 |
12 |
253 |
I said I wanted an "Elegant" coffee table... |
1.4037 |
0.06533 |
109 |
77 |
20 |
12 |
254 |
What elephant? |
1.4037 |
0.06788 |
109 |
79 |
16 |
14 |
255 |
I tried sweeping it under the rug. |
1.4037 |
0.06267 |
109 |
75 |
24 |
10 |
256 |
i think we need more newspaper |
1.4037 |
0.06267 |
109 |
75 |
24 |
10 |
257 |
Even if we're not going to talk about it, we should at least do something about the smell. |
1.4000 |
0.06290 |
105 |
72 |
24 |
9 |
258 |
Why can't you use metaphors like everyone else? |
1.3981 |
0.06301 |
108 |
75 |
23 |
10 |
259 |
I DID say no at first. But when he threw in the rhino I just couldn't resist. By the way, don't go in the den. |
1.3981 |
0.06162 |
108 |
74 |
25 |
9 |
260 |
You know, you could have just gotten a lawn sign |
1.3981 |
0.06437 |
108 |
76 |
21 |
11 |
261 |
Honey, remember those drugs I had leftover from college? |
1.3981 |
0.06301 |
108 |
75 |
23 |
10 |
262 |
What elephant? |
1.3981 |
0.06700 |
108 |
78 |
17 |
13 |
263 |
A simple 'Trump/Pence' lawn sign didn't do it, huh? |
1.3981 |
0.06301 |
108 |
75 |
23 |
10 |
264 |
It was this or the 800 lb. gorilla. |
1.3981 |
0.06570 |
108 |
77 |
19 |
12 |
265 |
Dear, I think there's a cliché in the room. |
1.3981 |
0.06301 |
108 |
75 |
23 |
10 |
266 |
The what? |
1.3981 |
0.06437 |
108 |
76 |
21 |
11 |
267 |
I always thought it was a metaphor. |
1.3981 |
0.06162 |
108 |
74 |
25 |
9 |
268 |
Can we at least talk about it? |
1.3981 |
0.06570 |
108 |
77 |
19 |
12 |
269 |
What elephant? |
1.3981 |
0.06700 |
108 |
78 |
17 |
13 |
270 |
But what if the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room? |
1.3981 |
0.06301 |
108 |
75 |
23 |
10 |
271 |
Because he remembered my birthday, that's why. |
1.3981 |
0.06020 |
108 |
73 |
27 |
8 |
272 |
He's only hiding here till November 9th. |
1.3981 |
0.06162 |
108 |
74 |
25 |
9 |
273 |
The Humane Society said he was a lab mix. |
1.3981 |
0.06700 |
108 |
78 |
17 |
13 |
274 |
What elephant? |
1.3981 |
0.07077 |
108 |
81 |
11 |
16 |
275 |
What elephant? |
1.3981 |
0.07318 |
108 |
83 |
7 |
18 |
276 |
Call the exterminator and say we still have them. |
1.3945 |
0.06520 |
109 |
78 |
19 |
12 |
277 |
First the political phone calls, now this! What's next? |
1.3945 |
0.06775 |
109 |
80 |
15 |
14 |
278 |
I got tired of canvassers asking who I was supporting this election. |
1.3925 |
0.06335 |
107 |
75 |
22 |
10 |
279 |
Is there anything you want to tell me? |
1.3925 |
0.05902 |
107 |
72 |
28 |
7 |
280 |
At least he kicked out the 800-pound gorilla. |
1.3925 |
0.06194 |
107 |
74 |
24 |
9 |
281 |
Bill, remember when we cared more about sex than politics? |
1.3925 |
0.06472 |
107 |
76 |
20 |
11 |
282 |
What elephant? |
1.3925 |
0.07121 |
107 |
81 |
10 |
16 |
283 |
The monkey on my back was definitely worse. |
1.3925 |
0.06739 |
107 |
78 |
16 |
13 |
284 |
Ignore him. He's just an idiom. |
1.3925 |
0.06194 |
107 |
74 |
24 |
9 |
285 |
We shouldn't have said we're undecided. |
1.3925 |
0.06739 |
107 |
78 |
16 |
13 |
286 |
Literally. |
1.3925 |
0.06472 |
107 |
76 |
20 |
11 |
287 |
Either talk about it or be prepared to replace the carpet? |
1.3925 |
0.06335 |
107 |
75 |
22 |
10 |
288 |
So, we addressed it. Now what? |
1.3925 |
0.05751 |
107 |
71 |
30 |
6 |
289 |
Most people just have yard signs. |
1.3925 |
0.05902 |
107 |
72 |
28 |
7 |
290 |
Stop acting like you don't notice it! If you don't like the rug I'll just return it. |
1.3925 |
0.06335 |
107 |
75 |
22 |
10 |
291 |
Where's the 800-pound gorilla when you need him? |
1.3925 |
0.06472 |
107 |
76 |
20 |
11 |
292 |
Is it me, or are we in a thinly veiled political cartoon again? |
1.3925 |
0.06194 |
107 |
74 |
24 |
9 |
293 |
All these years I thought it was just a figure of speech. |
1.3925 |
0.06194 |
107 |
74 |
24 |
9 |
294 |
Where there's one, there's bound to be more. I'm calling Orkin in the morning. |
1.3925 |
0.06472 |
107 |
76 |
20 |
11 |
295 |
They were having a trunk sale. |
1.3925 |
0.06472 |
107 |
76 |
20 |
11 |
296 |
Yes, literally. |
1.3925 |
0.06996 |
107 |
80 |
12 |
15 |
297 |
No, I said I wanted an elegant house. |
1.3925 |
0.06335 |
107 |
75 |
22 |
10 |
298 |
Why couldn't you just put a sign on the lawn! |
1.3925 |
0.06739 |
107 |
78 |
16 |
13 |
299 |
You voted for him. You clean it up. |
1.3925 |
0.06607 |
107 |
77 |
18 |
12 |
300 |
Yes, that's right, it's the end of the Republican Party. |
1.3925 |
0.06472 |
107 |
76 |
20 |
11 |
301 |
No, I'm not speaking metaphorically. |
1.3925 |
0.06739 |
107 |
78 |
16 |
13 |
302 |
He begged me to hide him until November 9th. |
1.3905 |
0.06966 |
105 |
78 |
13 |
14 |
303 |
No, it's the elephant in the other room we need to address. |
1.3905 |
0.05820 |
105 |
70 |
29 |
6 |
304 |
She's a rescue. |
1.3905 |
0.06698 |
105 |
76 |
17 |
12 |
305 |
I thought it was just a saying. |
1.3905 |
0.06274 |
105 |
73 |
23 |
9 |
306 |
He's hiding out here until after the election. |
1.3905 |
0.06419 |
105 |
74 |
21 |
10 |
307 |
I need an eight-letter word beginning with E. |
1.3905 |
0.06274 |
105 |
73 |
23 |
9 |
308 |
How much did you contribute...? |
1.3905 |
0.06833 |
105 |
77 |
15 |
13 |
309 |
It really would be easier to be Democrats. |
1.3905 |
0.06698 |
105 |
76 |
17 |
12 |
310 |
George, you do realize you're in his chair. |
1.3905 |
0.06560 |
105 |
75 |
19 |
11 |
311 |
If we talk about not talking about it, are we actually talking about it? |
1.3905 |
0.06274 |
105 |
73 |
23 |
9 |
312 |
I've met someone. |
1.3905 |
0.06560 |
105 |
75 |
19 |
11 |
313 |
I find the Republican canvassing a little intrusive this year, don't you dear? |
1.3905 |
0.06698 |
105 |
76 |
17 |
12 |
314 |
Let's hope he is only a figure of speech. |
1.3905 |
0.06419 |
105 |
74 |
21 |
10 |
315 |
So... what shall we talk about? |
1.3905 |
0.06127 |
105 |
72 |
25 |
8 |
316 |
It seems like we never have anything to talk about any more. |
1.3905 |
0.06419 |
105 |
74 |
21 |
10 |
317 |
I need to tell you something. I'm a democrat. |
1.3905 |
0.05820 |
105 |
70 |
29 |
6 |
318 |
Just relax, will you! I told you: he'll be gone on November 9th! |
1.3905 |
0.06419 |
105 |
74 |
21 |
10 |
319 |
I was actually referring to your alcoholism. |
1.3905 |
0.06560 |
105 |
75 |
19 |
11 |
320 |
I thought the 25th anniversary was silver. |
1.3905 |
0.06419 |
105 |
74 |
21 |
10 |
321 |
I thought we agreed to stay away from politics for one night... |
1.3905 |
0.07096 |
105 |
79 |
11 |
15 |
322 |
What Elephant? |
1.3905 |
0.07224 |
105 |
80 |
9 |
16 |
323 |
What elephant? |
1.3905 |
0.07096 |
105 |
79 |
11 |
15 |
324 |
He wants to join the circus. I'm all for it. |
1.3905 |
0.06274 |
105 |
73 |
23 |
9 |
325 |
No, you tell her 'her ass looks big.' |
1.3883 |
0.06931 |
103 |
76 |
14 |
13 |
326 |
There must be a better way to flatten out the rug. |
1.3878 |
0.06261 |
98 |
67 |
24 |
7 |
327 |
What elephant? |
1.3846 |
0.06737 |
104 |
76 |
16 |
12 |
328 |
Couldn't you just get a Trump T-shirt? |
1.3846 |
0.06454 |
104 |
74 |
20 |
10 |
329 |
Go ahead Captain Obvious, just say it. |
1.3846 |
0.06454 |
104 |
74 |
20 |
10 |
330 |
We're married, but we're first cousins. You're gay. My combined SAT was 578, not 778. Grandpa Todd was the mixed-race illegitimate son of a Grand Wizard! … So what am I missing? |
1.3846 |
0.06307 |
104 |
73 |
22 |
9 |
331 |
What elephant? |
1.3846 |
0.07140 |
104 |
79 |
10 |
15 |
332 |
Ok, but as soon as the election is over he's gone. |
1.3846 |
0.06454 |
104 |
74 |
20 |
10 |
333 |
And there's an 800-pound gorilla in the kitchen. |
1.3846 |
0.06874 |
104 |
77 |
14 |
13 |
334 |
'I always thought it was just a euphemism" |
1.3846 |
0.06454 |
104 |
74 |
20 |
10 |
335 |
Mind if I hang out here till November 9? |
1.3846 |
0.06737 |
104 |
76 |
16 |
12 |
336 |
She wants to hide out until the election is over. |
1.3846 |
0.06454 |
104 |
74 |
20 |
10 |
337 |
I should warn you. I saw a mouse downstairs. |
1.3846 |
0.07008 |
104 |
78 |
12 |
14 |
338 |
A Trump sign on the front lawn would've been enough for most people. |
1.3846 |
0.05847 |
104 |
70 |
28 |
6 |
339 |
He's still endorsing him, but no longer out there campaigning. |
1.3846 |
0.06004 |
104 |
71 |
26 |
7 |
340 |
What elephant? |
1.3846 |
0.07140 |
104 |
79 |
10 |
15 |
341 |
Honey, I can't sit here in silence anymore. You have a piece of food in your teeth. |
1.3824 |
0.06542 |
102 |
73 |
19 |
10 |
342 |
I know you're voting Republican this year, but most people just go put a sign on the front lawn. |
1.3824 |
0.06080 |
102 |
70 |
25 |
7 |
343 |
I see you're now ignoring both of us. |
1.3824 |
0.06689 |
102 |
74 |
17 |
11 |
344 |
Would a little subtlety kill you? |
1.3824 |
0.06080 |
102 |
70 |
25 |
7 |
345 |
Well, he can just hide from Trump somewhere else! |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
346 |
I can't believe you bought that rug. |
1.3786 |
0.06776 |
103 |
76 |
15 |
12 |
347 |
You brought him home. You walk him. |
1.3786 |
0.06340 |
103 |
73 |
21 |
9 |
348 |
What does "sort of housebroken" mean? |
1.3786 |
0.06340 |
103 |
73 |
21 |
9 |
349 |
We could try to ignore him, but I've heard he never forgets a face. |
1.3786 |
0.06033 |
103 |
71 |
25 |
7 |
350 |
What room? |
1.3786 |
0.06915 |
103 |
77 |
13 |
13 |
351 |
Hurry up with that paper. I need to put it on the floor. |
1.3786 |
0.06033 |
103 |
71 |
25 |
7 |
352 |
A couple of days, ok, but he's using your bathroom. |
1.3786 |
0.06634 |
103 |
75 |
17 |
11 |
353 |
Define "housebroken." |
1.3786 |
0.06188 |
103 |
72 |
23 |
8 |
354 |
Oh, I don't know, what would YOU like to talk about? |
1.3786 |
0.06776 |
103 |
76 |
15 |
12 |
355 |
If you are not going to talk about it, at least get some more newspaper. |
1.3786 |
0.06489 |
103 |
74 |
19 |
10 |
356 |
While you're at it, look in the classifieds for a huge shovel. |
1.3786 |
0.06634 |
103 |
75 |
17 |
11 |
357 |
I said I wanted an ELEGANT rug. |
1.3786 |
0.06188 |
103 |
72 |
23 |
8 |
358 |
What room? |
1.3786 |
0.06634 |
103 |
75 |
17 |
11 |
359 |
No, I don't think an elephant door is the answer |
1.3786 |
0.06340 |
103 |
73 |
21 |
9 |
360 |
Couldn't you have just gotten a bumper sticker like everybody else? |
1.3786 |
0.06340 |
103 |
73 |
21 |
9 |
361 |
It's your turn to walk it. |
1.3786 |
0.06489 |
103 |
74 |
19 |
10 |
362 |
Is there any way we can regift this. |
1.3786 |
0.06033 |
103 |
71 |
25 |
7 |
363 |
No, I am not speaking metaphorically. |
1.3786 |
0.06634 |
103 |
75 |
17 |
11 |
364 |
And she knows we're peanut-free? |
1.3786 |
0.06340 |
103 |
73 |
21 |
9 |
365 |
Did you ever feel life has become one big cliche? |
1.3786 |
0.05708 |
103 |
69 |
29 |
5 |
366 |
Well at least I don't have to clean up after the metaphorical one. |
1.3786 |
0.06634 |
103 |
75 |
17 |
11 |
367 |
Sometimes the elephant in the room is really an elephant in the room. |
1.3786 |
0.06634 |
103 |
75 |
17 |
11 |
368 |
This is still not the biggest ass I've seen for the Republican Party. |
1.3786 |
0.07185 |
103 |
79 |
9 |
15 |
369 |
Next time we post on Airbnb, we should just say ‘no pets.’ |
1.3786 |
0.06188 |
103 |
72 |
23 |
8 |
370 |
The counseling did really help: I don't see a problem either. |
1.3786 |
0.06340 |
103 |
73 |
21 |
9 |
371 |
When you said you wanted a convention souvenir I was thinking more of a button. |
1.3786 |
0.06634 |
103 |
75 |
17 |
11 |
372 |
Maybe we can live with that 900 lb. gorilla after all. |
1.3786 |
0.06033 |
103 |
71 |
25 |
7 |
373 |
All right, what DO you want to talk about? |
1.3786 |
0.06634 |
103 |
75 |
17 |
11 |
374 |
You promise he will be gone Nov. 9th? |
1.3786 |
0.05708 |
103 |
69 |
29 |
5 |
375 |
Well, it hasn't been a circus for me, either. |
1.3786 |
0.06340 |
103 |
73 |
21 |
9 |
376 |
I knew you couldn't go an evening without bringing it up. I just knew it. |
1.3786 |
0.06634 |
103 |
75 |
17 |
11 |
377 |
I needed someone who might actually remember our anniversary. |
1.3786 |
0.06188 |
103 |
72 |
23 |
8 |
378 |
Watch this--I've been teaching Pixie to roll over. |
1.3786 |
0.06340 |
103 |
73 |
21 |
9 |
379 |
If you smell something, say something. |
1.3786 |
0.06033 |
103 |
71 |
25 |
7 |
380 |
Some memory. He can't even remember to wipe his feet. |
1.3786 |
0.06489 |
103 |
74 |
19 |
10 |
381 |
I understood the metaphor; I don't need a demonstration. |
1.3762 |
0.06426 |
101 |
72 |
20 |
9 |
382 |
I couldn't say no. He needed a place to hide until after the election. |
1.3762 |
0.06727 |
101 |
74 |
16 |
11 |
383 |
I'm this close to buying a mouse. |
1.3762 |
0.06270 |
101 |
71 |
22 |
8 |
384 |
How's the therapy elephant working out? |
1.3762 |
0.06578 |
101 |
73 |
18 |
10 |
385 |
The lease said service animals, not circus animals. |
1.3762 |
0.05946 |
101 |
69 |
26 |
6 |
386 |
Your idiom left a steaming metaphor on the carpet |
1.3762 |
0.06727 |
101 |
74 |
16 |
11 |
387 |
You let him in. You own him. After November 8th, you clean up his mess! |
1.3762 |
0.06578 |
101 |
73 |
18 |
10 |
388 |
When I said we should help save the elephants, this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.3762 |
0.06110 |
101 |
70 |
24 |
7 |
389 |
I thought it looked better in the corner. |
1.3762 |
0.06270 |
101 |
71 |
22 |
8 |
390 |
He wants to make the living room great again. |
1.3762 |
0.06872 |
101 |
75 |
14 |
12 |
391 |
Yes, but who is the HEAD of the Republican Party? |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
392 |
I liked it better when it was just a metaphor. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
393 |
Trust me, everyone wants to talk about it. |
1.3725 |
0.06671 |
102 |
75 |
16 |
11 |
394 |
I told you if you fed it, it would follow you home. |
1.3725 |
0.05732 |
102 |
69 |
28 |
5 |
395 |
If I can ignore him, I can certainly ignore you. |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
396 |
You didn't even notice I had my hair done today. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
397 |
What I wanna know is, when's he gonna acknowledge US?! |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
398 |
Sometimes the elephant in the room is just an elephant |
1.3725 |
0.05732 |
102 |
69 |
28 |
5 |
399 |
You haven't said a word about my new hair color. |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
400 |
No, the other elephant in the room. |
1.3725 |
0.06671 |
102 |
75 |
16 |
11 |
401 |
Of course I can't see the big picture. The damn elephant is in the way. |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
402 |
I hope that was you..... |
1.3725 |
0.06815 |
102 |
76 |
14 |
12 |
403 |
I think it's time we talked about the room the elephant's in. |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
404 |
Did you ever consider not letting the kids have the final say about what pet to get? |
1.3725 |
0.06524 |
102 |
74 |
18 |
10 |
405 |
Well, SOMEONE farted. |
1.3725 |
0.06815 |
102 |
76 |
14 |
12 |
406 |
Yes, I meant that literally. |
1.3725 |
0.06524 |
102 |
74 |
18 |
10 |
407 |
I'm fine with not talking about it, but how am I supposed to not smell it? |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
408 |
Let's move to the den, he just ate. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
409 |
Honey I can't hide it from you any longer... I bought a new rug. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
410 |
It's like we have nothing to talk about anymore. |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
411 |
What elephant? |
1.3725 |
0.07229 |
102 |
79 |
8 |
15 |
412 |
If you could look up for a minute, you'd see I'm not speaking figuratively. |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
413 |
Let's see you sweep this problem under the rug. |
1.3725 |
0.06524 |
102 |
74 |
18 |
10 |
414 |
It's your turn to take him out. And you better bring a bag, he didn't go earlier. |
1.3725 |
0.06815 |
102 |
76 |
14 |
12 |
415 |
Sometimes the elephant in the room is just the elephant in the room. |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
416 |
Does everything in our life have to be a cliche? |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
417 |
I didn't think that in all New York I'd have such trouble finding a walker. |
1.3700 |
0.06301 |
100 |
71 |
21 |
8 |
418 |
And I say someone's been feeding him cooked cabbage again. |
1.3700 |
0.06765 |
100 |
74 |
15 |
11 |
419 |
I don’t care what Mr. Ringling said at the retirement party, most people get a gold watch. |
1.3700 |
0.06765 |
100 |
74 |
15 |
11 |
420 |
He knows you're ignoring him. |
1.3700 |
0.06460 |
100 |
72 |
19 |
9 |
421 |
We stole their mascot. Now what? |
1.3700 |
0.06301 |
100 |
71 |
21 |
8 |
422 |
I'd rather talk about what's on the floor in the other room. |
1.3700 |
0.06460 |
100 |
72 |
19 |
9 |
423 |
He remembers everything you tell him and is willing to work for peanuts. |
1.3663 |
0.05924 |
101 |
70 |
25 |
6 |
424 |
I think I prefer the eight hundred pound gorilla. |
1.3663 |
0.06089 |
101 |
71 |
23 |
7 |
425 |
His name is Cliche'. |
1.3663 |
0.06559 |
101 |
74 |
17 |
10 |
426 |
I hope you used Amazon Prime. |
1.3663 |
0.06559 |
101 |
74 |
17 |
10 |
427 |
Don't worry, it will be gone November 8. |
1.3663 |
0.06854 |
101 |
76 |
13 |
12 |
428 |
How about an eight-letter word for buyer's remorse? |
1.3663 |
0.06406 |
101 |
73 |
19 |
9 |
429 |
Sometimes I wish we were Democrats. |
1.3663 |
0.06406 |
101 |
73 |
19 |
9 |
430 |
I hope your metaphor is housebroken. |
1.3663 |
0.06089 |
101 |
71 |
23 |
7 |
431 |
Just when were you planning to tell me about her? |
1.3663 |
0.06406 |
101 |
73 |
19 |
9 |
432 |
He looked so sad. He was just hanging around the polling place with tears in his eyes. |
1.3663 |
0.05924 |
101 |
70 |
25 |
6 |
433 |
Well, aren't you going to ask? |
1.3663 |
0.06406 |
101 |
73 |
19 |
9 |
434 |
Did I complain when you brought home a ferret? |
1.3663 |
0.06559 |
101 |
74 |
17 |
10 |
435 |
Where did you hide the P-E-A-N-U-T-S? |
1.3663 |
0.06249 |
101 |
72 |
21 |
8 |
436 |
Somebody was not a good pachyderm today. |
1.3663 |
0.06406 |
101 |
73 |
19 |
9 |
437 |
"Here it is, Pachyderm Pampers. Box of two $47.50. |
1.3663 |
0.06854 |
101 |
76 |
13 |
12 |
438 |
I think the couple downstairs will appreciate the throw rug. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
439 |
The maid wants a raise. |
1.3636 |
0.06333 |
99 |
71 |
20 |
8 |
440 |
I just wanted to see how far i could go with our Amazon Prime membership |
1.3636 |
0.06168 |
99 |
70 |
22 |
7 |
441 |
He's hiding out until the election's over. |
1.3636 |
0.06650 |
99 |
73 |
16 |
10 |
442 |
How long can he just pretend we're not here? |
1.3636 |
0.06953 |
99 |
75 |
12 |
12 |
443 |
Where? |
1.3636 |
0.06494 |
99 |
72 |
18 |
9 |
444 |
So... What should we talk about this evening? |
1.3636 |
0.05998 |
99 |
69 |
24 |
6 |
445 |
No, not literally as in 'figuratively,' but as in 'literally.' |
1.3636 |
0.06650 |
99 |
73 |
16 |
10 |
446 |
Being married to a taxidermist is no picnic either. |
1.3636 |
0.06494 |
99 |
72 |
18 |
9 |
447 |
I'm truly at a loss for a metaphor here. |
1.3636 |
0.05824 |
99 |
68 |
26 |
5 |
448 |
I told you not to get rid of the 800-pound gorilla. |
1.3636 |
0.06650 |
99 |
73 |
16 |
10 |
449 |
It looked smaller in the showroom. |
1.3636 |
0.06333 |
99 |
71 |
20 |
8 |
450 |
He's starting to identify as a donkey. |
1.3636 |
0.06804 |
99 |
74 |
14 |
11 |
451 |
Further to the right and we're in trouble. |
1.3636 |
0.06953 |
99 |
75 |
12 |
12 |
452 |
I don't look fat now! |
1.3636 |
0.06333 |
99 |
71 |
20 |
8 |
453 |
It says here nine out of ten idioms go unnoticed. |
1.3636 |
0.06168 |
99 |
70 |
22 |
7 |
454 |
What elephant? |
1.3636 |
0.06804 |
99 |
74 |
14 |
11 |
455 |
Are you still not thinking about what I'm not thinking about? |
1.3636 |
0.06333 |
99 |
71 |
20 |
8 |
456 |
Anything interesting in the news, dear? |
1.3636 |
0.06333 |
99 |
71 |
20 |
8 |
457 |
So long as he never sees our piano keys, we have nothing to fear. |
1.3636 |
0.05998 |
99 |
69 |
24 |
6 |
458 |
I think it's time we finally addressed the obvious: We need a larger apartment. |
1.3636 |
0.06494 |
99 |
72 |
18 |
9 |
459 |
What elephant? |
1.3636 |
0.06953 |
99 |
75 |
12 |
12 |
460 |
Anything interesting in the paper? |
1.3636 |
0.06804 |
99 |
74 |
14 |
11 |
461 |
It was difficult for the elephant to ignore the people in the room. |
1.3636 |
0.06494 |
99 |
72 |
18 |
9 |
462 |
Here's a new wrinkle. |
1.3636 |
0.06333 |
99 |
71 |
20 |
8 |
463 |
What election? |
1.3636 |
0.06168 |
99 |
70 |
22 |
7 |
464 |
At least this time you're using "literally" correctly. |
1.3636 |
0.05824 |
99 |
68 |
26 |
5 |
465 |
This is the only way I know to stop the rug from curling. |
1.3636 |
0.06333 |
99 |
71 |
20 |
8 |
466 |
It wasn't me. |
1.3636 |
0.06804 |
99 |
74 |
14 |
11 |
467 |
What room? |
1.3636 |
0.06650 |
99 |
73 |
16 |
10 |
468 |
What elephant? |
1.3636 |
0.06804 |
99 |
74 |
14 |
11 |
469 |
This reminds me. I want a divorce. |
1.3636 |
0.06650 |
99 |
73 |
16 |
10 |
470 |
That's the end of the GOP as we know it. |
1.3636 |
0.06333 |
99 |
71 |
20 |
8 |
471 |
Now he says he isn't leaving after the election. |
1.3636 |
0.06650 |
99 |
73 |
16 |
10 |
472 |
Yes, but how did it get in? |
1.3636 |
0.06650 |
99 |
73 |
16 |
10 |
473 |
It'll be nice to stop talking about this on November 9th. |
1.3636 |
0.06953 |
99 |
75 |
12 |
12 |
474 |
The end is near. |
1.3636 |
0.06494 |
99 |
72 |
18 |
9 |
475 |
Metaphorically speaking, he's the perfect pet for us. |
1.3636 |
0.05998 |
99 |
69 |
24 |
6 |
476 |
Okay, we've addressed it...now what? |
1.3636 |
0.06650 |
99 |
73 |
16 |
10 |
477 |
I told you we should have bought the skeleton in the closet instead. |
1.3636 |
0.06494 |
99 |
72 |
18 |
9 |
478 |
Fine. What do YOU want to talk about? |
1.3636 |
0.06494 |
99 |
72 |
18 |
9 |
479 |
NOW do you see why the Shankars were so eager to housesit our cat last month? |
1.3636 |
0.06804 |
99 |
74 |
14 |
11 |
480 |
Dump Trump. There I said it. Now make it go away! |
1.3636 |
0.06650 |
99 |
73 |
16 |
10 |
481 |
There must be SOMETHING we can talk about. |
1.3636 |
0.06168 |
99 |
70 |
22 |
7 |
482 |
So we're in agreement, next month he's gone but the jackass stays. |
1.3608 |
0.06419 |
97 |
70 |
19 |
8 |
483 |
I don’t care if he stays. Just keep him out of the oval office. |
1.3600 |
0.06594 |
100 |
74 |
16 |
10 |
484 |
I think I'm just more of a cat person |
1.3600 |
0.05599 |
100 |
68 |
28 |
4 |
485 |
What elephant? |
1.3579 |
0.07164 |
95 |
73 |
10 |
12 |
486 |
We're living a cliché. |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
487 |
Well, guess who DID remember our anniversary. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
488 |
I don't mind talking about him, I just don't want to clean up after him. |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
489 |
You're the one who wanted to live in a Trump building. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
490 |
I got it here, you gift wrap it. |
1.3571 |
0.06364 |
98 |
71 |
19 |
8 |
491 |
No, I don't mean figuratively. |
1.3571 |
0.05847 |
98 |
68 |
25 |
5 |
492 |
Wake up Mark, it's not a metaphor! |
1.3571 |
0.06686 |
98 |
73 |
15 |
10 |
493 |
I said I'd like something elegant, e l e G a n t! |
1.3571 |
0.05847 |
98 |
68 |
25 |
5 |
494 |
After we avoid discussing it, I'm calling the zoo. |
1.3571 |
0.05847 |
98 |
68 |
25 |
5 |
495 |
What elephant? |
1.3571 |
0.06994 |
98 |
75 |
11 |
12 |
496 |
Sometime I wish we were democrats. |
1.3571 |
0.06197 |
98 |
70 |
21 |
7 |
497 |
I was looking for something less metaphorical. |
1.3571 |
0.06024 |
98 |
69 |
23 |
6 |
498 |
I don't know. What's an eight letter word that begins with E and ends with T? |
1.3571 |
0.06197 |
98 |
70 |
21 |
7 |
499 |
People always say the house seems so empty once the kids move out. |
1.3571 |
0.06527 |
98 |
72 |
17 |
9 |
500 |
He wants to lay low until the election's over. |
1.3571 |
0.06686 |
98 |
73 |
15 |
10 |
501 |
No, really, I would prefer a skeleton in the closet. |
1.3571 |
0.05847 |
98 |
68 |
25 |
5 |
502 |
All we need to do is move to another room! There, we addressed it! |
1.3571 |
0.06024 |
98 |
69 |
23 |
6 |
503 |
So I'm guessing you're no longer a closet Republican? |
1.3571 |
0.06364 |
98 |
71 |
19 |
8 |
504 |
I couldn't find an 800 pound gorilla |
1.3571 |
0.06364 |
98 |
71 |
19 |
8 |
505 |
I assumed “watch Jangles” meant their cat. |
1.3571 |
0.06024 |
98 |
69 |
23 |
6 |
506 |
Whew--was that you? |
1.3571 |
0.06527 |
98 |
72 |
17 |
9 |
507 |
At least he won't forget our anniversary. |
1.3571 |
0.05847 |
98 |
68 |
25 |
5 |
508 |
No, what I said was I wanted to be relevant. |
1.3571 |
0.06197 |
98 |
70 |
21 |
7 |
509 |
I get the hint, Carl, but I'm still voting for Hillary. |
1.3571 |
0.06197 |
98 |
70 |
21 |
7 |
510 |
You don't want to see what's in the closet |
1.3571 |
0.06364 |
98 |
71 |
19 |
8 |
511 |
He just wants to hide here until after the election. |
1.3571 |
0.06527 |
98 |
72 |
17 |
9 |
512 |
I'll stop using that expression if you get rid of him. |
1.3571 |
0.06527 |
98 |
72 |
17 |
9 |
513 |
Well, he's not interested in talking about you, either. |
1.3571 |
0.06686 |
98 |
73 |
15 |
10 |
514 |
The elephant in the room IS the elephant in the room. |
1.3571 |
0.06364 |
98 |
71 |
19 |
8 |
515 |
Discuss what? |
1.3571 |
0.06197 |
98 |
70 |
21 |
7 |
516 |
What elephant? |
1.3571 |
0.06527 |
98 |
72 |
17 |
9 |
517 |
Point taken, I'm still voting for Hillary. |
1.3571 |
0.06197 |
98 |
70 |
21 |
7 |
518 |
This is not what I meant when we agreed to host a refugee from the Congo. |
1.3571 |
0.06527 |
98 |
72 |
17 |
9 |
519 |
You're always 'too tired' to walk him! |
1.3571 |
0.06197 |
98 |
70 |
21 |
7 |
520 |
But shipping was free. |
1.3571 |
0.06197 |
98 |
70 |
21 |
7 |
521 |
That's it; am registering as a Democrat next time. I'm used to living with an ass in the house. |
1.3571 |
0.06527 |
98 |
72 |
17 |
9 |
522 |
What elephant? |
1.3571 |
0.07143 |
98 |
76 |
9 |
13 |
523 |
No other Republican would take him. |
1.3571 |
0.06686 |
98 |
73 |
15 |
10 |
524 |
He said he didn't leave the party, the party left him. |
1.3571 |
0.06527 |
98 |
72 |
17 |
9 |
525 |
What did you want to talk about, dear? |
1.3564 |
0.06384 |
101 |
74 |
18 |
9 |
526 |
"Did you remember to buy garbage bags"? |
1.3548 |
0.06602 |
93 |
68 |
17 |
8 |
527 |
The elephant in the room and I are leaving you. |
1.3542 |
0.05920 |
96 |
67 |
24 |
5 |
528 |
I think it's time to talk about the walrus in the kitchen. |
1.3542 |
0.06451 |
96 |
70 |
18 |
8 |
529 |
It's hiding until the election is over. |
1.3535 |
0.06471 |
99 |
73 |
17 |
9 |
530 |
Do I need to explain figurative and literal to you again? |
1.3535 |
0.06628 |
99 |
74 |
15 |
10 |
531 |
The 800-pound gorilla had the night off |
1.3505 |
0.05684 |
97 |
67 |
26 |
4 |
532 |
If he's not housebroken, we're in deep doodoo. |
1.3505 |
0.06395 |
97 |
71 |
18 |
8 |
533 |
I kind of thought it would leave once we addressed it. |
1.3505 |
0.06561 |
97 |
72 |
16 |
9 |
534 |
Ignore him, he's idiomatic. |
1.3505 |
0.05684 |
97 |
67 |
26 |
4 |
535 |
At least he's out of the closet. |
1.3505 |
0.06225 |
97 |
70 |
20 |
7 |
536 |
And best of all, he doesn't shed. |
1.3505 |
0.05684 |
97 |
67 |
26 |
4 |
537 |
I don't know what you're talking about. |
1.3505 |
0.06225 |
97 |
70 |
20 |
7 |
538 |
I think we should talk about it |
1.3505 |
0.06561 |
97 |
72 |
16 |
9 |
539 |
Well, as far as I'm concerned...we're not ignoring it, it's ignoring us. |
1.3505 |
0.06050 |
97 |
69 |
22 |
6 |
540 |
Let's NOT talk about it and see what happens when your mother gets here. |
1.3505 |
0.06561 |
97 |
72 |
16 |
9 |
541 |
You promised he'd be gone after Election Day. |
1.3505 |
0.06395 |
97 |
71 |
18 |
8 |
542 |
Al, you haven't said anything about the new rug. |
1.3505 |
0.06050 |
97 |
69 |
22 |
6 |
543 |
I'm not letting you sweep this under the rug Harold. |
1.3505 |
0.06050 |
97 |
69 |
22 |
6 |
544 |
The elephant in the room IS the elephant in the room. |
1.3505 |
0.06225 |
97 |
70 |
20 |
7 |
545 |
Lesson learned. Never let the kids pick out a pet. |
1.3505 |
0.06722 |
97 |
73 |
14 |
10 |
546 |
Don't say it. |
1.3505 |
0.05870 |
97 |
68 |
24 |
5 |
547 |
That wasn't me. |
1.3505 |
0.06561 |
97 |
72 |
16 |
9 |
548 |
It's not 'if,' it's 'when,' and you're the one who picks it up. |
1.3505 |
0.06395 |
97 |
71 |
18 |
8 |
549 |
With two day shipping it was too good to pass up. |
1.3505 |
0.06050 |
97 |
69 |
22 |
6 |
550 |
I'm thinking tile. |
1.3505 |
0.06050 |
97 |
69 |
22 |
6 |
551 |
Maybe next time just bring me back a T-shirt? |
1.3505 |
0.06050 |
97 |
69 |
22 |
6 |
552 |
Because it was a wedding gift from my aunt, that's why. We never use the crockpot from your Grandmother, why don't we get rid of that? |
1.3505 |
0.06880 |
97 |
74 |
12 |
11 |
553 |
I know about the affair. |
1.3505 |
0.06050 |
97 |
69 |
22 |
6 |
554 |
Never thought we would need more trunk space in the house. |
1.3505 |
0.06050 |
97 |
69 |
22 |
6 |
555 |
What happened to the 800 pound gorilla? |
1.3505 |
0.06225 |
97 |
70 |
20 |
7 |
556 |
"What's an eight letter word for 'Large circus animal"? |
1.3505 |
0.06050 |
97 |
69 |
22 |
6 |
557 |
No more raffle tickets from the ASPCA. |
1.3505 |
0.06050 |
97 |
69 |
22 |
6 |
558 |
I thought you said it was a figure of speech. |
1.3505 |
0.06395 |
97 |
71 |
18 |
8 |
559 |
No, I want to talk about the other elephant in the room. |
1.3505 |
0.06225 |
97 |
70 |
20 |
7 |
560 |
It seems like all we ever talk about is the elephant in the room. |
1.3505 |
0.06561 |
97 |
72 |
16 |
9 |
561 |
It's time we address the cliché in the room. |
1.3505 |
0.06561 |
97 |
72 |
16 |
9 |
562 |
Oh? And do you have a better solution for those corners that curl up on our rugs? |
1.3505 |
0.05684 |
97 |
67 |
26 |
4 |
563 |
The kids are calling him T-Rump. |
1.3505 |
0.07035 |
97 |
75 |
10 |
12 |
564 |
The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. |
1.3505 |
0.06722 |
97 |
73 |
14 |
10 |
565 |
Look, you didn't eat them and I didn't eat them. The peanuts didn't just walk out of here on their own. |
1.3500 |
0.06723 |
100 |
76 |
13 |
11 |
566 |
It really ties the room together. |
1.3474 |
0.06483 |
95 |
70 |
17 |
8 |
567 |
Next time, I suggest you use 'the fly in the ointment' reference instead of 'the elephant in the room.' |
1.3438 |
0.06426 |
96 |
71 |
17 |
8 |
568 |
What do you mean you don't want to talk about it? |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
569 |
I walked him last night. |
1.3438 |
0.06253 |
96 |
70 |
19 |
7 |
570 |
Just lift the tail and vote. |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
571 |
Honey, he knows he's in the room. There's no need to make him feel bad about it. |
1.3438 |
0.06075 |
96 |
69 |
21 |
6 |
572 |
I can't wait until this election is over. |
1.3438 |
0.06426 |
96 |
71 |
17 |
8 |
573 |
This is almost too obvious. |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
574 |
Was that you |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
575 |
Really Henry we couldn't just put a Trump sign out front like everyone else. |
1.3438 |
0.06075 |
96 |
69 |
21 |
6 |
576 |
I don't care if he got thrown out of Trump Tower. He's not staying here |
1.3438 |
0.06758 |
96 |
73 |
13 |
10 |
577 |
Alright, I'm just gonna say it. |
1.3438 |
0.06426 |
96 |
71 |
17 |
8 |
578 |
I told him he could hide out here until after the election. |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
579 |
The poor thing just needs a place to lay low for awhile. |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
580 |
Do you smell gas? |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
581 |
When you said we could get another boarder for peanuts... I had no idea.... |
1.3438 |
0.06075 |
96 |
69 |
21 |
6 |
582 |
Sometimes I wish we were democrats. |
1.3438 |
0.06426 |
96 |
71 |
17 |
8 |
583 |
Actually, I think it's time we discuss the 800 pound gorilla in the bedroom. |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
584 |
The bumper sticker would have made the same statement. |
1.3438 |
0.05702 |
96 |
67 |
25 |
4 |
585 |
Hopefully, he'll be gone by a week from Tuesday. |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
586 |
Sometimes I think he ignores the people in the room. |
1.3438 |
0.06075 |
96 |
69 |
21 |
6 |
587 |
What elephant? |
1.3438 |
0.07229 |
96 |
76 |
7 |
13 |
588 |
Stanley, tell him you're sorry. You know he never forgets. |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
589 |
No it wasn't me! I thought it was YOU! |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
590 |
Did you fart? |
1.3438 |
0.07075 |
96 |
75 |
9 |
12 |
591 |
We still need to talk about where you were last night. |
1.3438 |
0.06426 |
96 |
71 |
17 |
8 |
592 |
It's just until after the election. He's ashamed to show his face in public. |
1.3438 |
0.07075 |
96 |
75 |
9 |
12 |
593 |
Well its better than the 800 lb gorilla that was here last week. |
1.3438 |
0.06253 |
96 |
70 |
19 |
7 |
594 |
Couldn't you have just put an "I'm Republican" sign in the front yard? |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
595 |
We have to talk |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
596 |
He just wants to stay here until November 9th. |
1.3438 |
0.06426 |
96 |
71 |
17 |
8 |
597 |
Aren't you taking your Republican State Chairmanship assignment a bit too seriously? |
1.3404 |
0.06688 |
94 |
71 |
14 |
9 |
598 |
I brought him home so we'd have something to talk about. |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
599 |
Still no notice of a reward for a missing elephant? |
1.3404 |
0.05770 |
94 |
66 |
24 |
4 |
600 |
Oh no? Well, nothing bothering me either. |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
601 |
There. We don't have to talk about the 800 pound gorilla in the room any more. |
1.3404 |
0.06857 |
94 |
72 |
12 |
10 |
602 |
The figure of speech is very pungent. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
603 |
Then again, maybe he's ignoring us. |
1.3404 |
0.06688 |
94 |
71 |
14 |
9 |
604 |
You still can't see it?? |
1.3404 |
0.06857 |
94 |
72 |
12 |
10 |
605 |
I liked him better when he was allegorical. |
1.3404 |
0.05965 |
94 |
67 |
22 |
5 |
606 |
We better take him for a walk before he takes another trump! |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
607 |
Do you smell gas? |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
608 |
He says he wants to represent a new party, preferably in Canada. |
1.3404 |
0.06688 |
94 |
71 |
14 |
9 |
609 |
We really need to move to a swing state. |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
610 |
Still not changing my vote. |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
611 |
You can't revive a dead metaphor with a visual aid. |
1.3404 |
0.06688 |
94 |
71 |
14 |
9 |
612 |
Can't we EVER talk about something else? |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
613 |
No, I mean literally. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
614 |
Have you been leaving out peanuts for the squirrels again Martha? |
1.3404 |
0.06857 |
94 |
72 |
12 |
10 |
615 |
Sooner or later, they're bound to realize he's missing. |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
616 |
I've always thought that was just an expression. |
1.3404 |
0.05770 |
94 |
66 |
24 |
4 |
617 |
No, George. It's the antelope in the bathroom that upsets me. |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
618 |
The Feng Shui consultant also thinks we should take the skeletons out of the front closet. |
1.3404 |
0.06857 |
94 |
72 |
12 |
10 |
619 |
The 800-pound gorilla might have been a better fit. |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
620 |
I'm switching parties |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
621 |
But on the positive side, he doesn't shed. |
1.3404 |
0.05965 |
94 |
67 |
22 |
5 |
622 |
I refuse to make this about politics. |
1.3404 |
0.05965 |
94 |
67 |
22 |
5 |
623 |
The house is going to feel empty when he leaves for college. |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
624 |
I wouldn't recommend tickling the ivories right now, |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
625 |
The 800 lb. gorilla smelled better. |
1.3404 |
0.05770 |
94 |
66 |
24 |
4 |
626 |
I thought they were supposed to go away, or something, once you talked about them. |
1.3404 |
0.05965 |
94 |
67 |
22 |
5 |
627 |
He hasn't been the same since we got rid of the 800 pound gorilla. |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
628 |
I'm more concerned about the one not in the room. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
629 |
You couldn't book us a table by the trunk? |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
630 |
You know you can tell me if you voted Trump, right? |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
631 |
Right, like he's going to forget that snide remark. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
632 |
I think I prefer the 800-lb gorilla. |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
633 |
I'd rather not talk about it. |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
634 |
Not much, you? |
1.3404 |
0.06688 |
94 |
71 |
14 |
9 |
635 |
But on the upside they don't shed |
1.3404 |
0.05965 |
94 |
67 |
22 |
5 |
636 |
He wants to be a donkey for Halloween. |
1.3404 |
0.07022 |
94 |
73 |
10 |
11 |
637 |
The election's over; why is he still here? |
1.3404 |
0.06688 |
94 |
71 |
14 |
9 |
638 |
Honey, it will leave as soon as we acknowledge that it's here. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
639 |
Please have it move along dear, before it drops a trump. |
1.3404 |
0.06857 |
94 |
72 |
12 |
10 |
640 |
Let's discuss the obvious caption in the room. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
641 |
Seriously, I am still voting for Hillary! |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
642 |
It's the Trump in the room |
1.3404 |
0.06857 |
94 |
72 |
12 |
10 |
643 |
I know you like the Republicans but I'm not cleaning up all the crap that comes with that |
1.3404 |
0.06857 |
94 |
72 |
12 |
10 |
644 |
You never listen to me. I did not say it would be nice to have an elephant living in the room. I said it would nice to have an elegant living room." |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
645 |
You could have just let a cat out of a bag. |
1.3404 |
0.06688 |
94 |
71 |
14 |
9 |
646 |
He wants asylum until after the elections are over. |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
647 |
It's your turn to walk him. |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
648 |
There's something we need to talk about. |
1.3404 |
0.06688 |
94 |
71 |
14 |
9 |
649 |
Put the paper down Harry |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
650 |
We either have to talk about it or get a bigger room. |
1.3404 |
0.05965 |
94 |
67 |
22 |
5 |
651 |
If we're not going to talk about it at least tell it to get off the rug. |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
652 |
This is the last time we offer to watch the neighbor's pet while they're away. |
1.3404 |
0.06688 |
94 |
71 |
14 |
9 |
653 |
You can ignore him, but I'm not cleaning that rug. |
1.3404 |
0.07022 |
94 |
73 |
10 |
11 |
654 |
I think he wants to go outside |
1.3404 |
0.06688 |
94 |
71 |
14 |
9 |
655 |
What do you mean you forgot to pick up a litter box?! |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
656 |
At least with the 800 pound gorilla we had room for a loveseat. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
657 |
It's fully inflated, now what? |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
658 |
You were always one too many Republicans in the room, Wayne. This is a crowd. |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
659 |
We have a mouse problem. |
1.3371 |
0.07136 |
89 |
69 |
10 |
10 |
660 |
Let's see how you'll sweep THAT under the rug. |
1.3368 |
0.05913 |
95 |
68 |
22 |
5 |
661 |
I don't need to know more about Dumbo, I'm voting for the Jackass! |
1.3368 |
0.06456 |
95 |
71 |
16 |
8 |
662 |
You haven't even mentioned my new hairstyle! |
1.3368 |
0.06280 |
95 |
70 |
18 |
7 |
663 |
If it stays much longer, the elephant won't be only thing in the room. |
1.3368 |
0.06280 |
95 |
70 |
18 |
7 |
664 |
He's hiding from Donald. |
1.3333 |
0.06894 |
93 |
72 |
11 |
10 |
665 |
Do you suppose he thinks that we're the people in the room? |
1.3333 |
0.06179 |
93 |
68 |
19 |
6 |
666 |
Good news, Lenore. Peanuts are on sale at the market. |
1.3333 |
0.06179 |
93 |
68 |
19 |
6 |
667 |
Should we tell him he's adopted? |
1.3333 |
0.06179 |
93 |
68 |
19 |
6 |
668 |
No, I quite clearly said that I miss my Oliphant. |
1.3333 |
0.06365 |
93 |
69 |
17 |
7 |
669 |
Must you speak to him like that? You know how long it takes him to forget these things. |
1.3333 |
0.05788 |
93 |
66 |
23 |
4 |
670 |
I don't think we can brush it under the carpet |
1.3333 |
0.06365 |
93 |
69 |
17 |
7 |
671 |
For once, let's NOT talk about it. |
1.3333 |
0.06179 |
93 |
68 |
19 |
6 |
672 |
This is just a big game to you. |
1.3333 |
0.06894 |
93 |
72 |
11 |
10 |
673 |
How ironic that the elephant in the room is not the elephant in the room. |
1.3333 |
0.06546 |
93 |
70 |
15 |
8 |
674 |
No. this is the one everybody talks about. |
1.3333 |
0.06546 |
93 |
70 |
15 |
8 |
675 |
They were out of goldfish. |
1.3333 |
0.06546 |
93 |
70 |
15 |
8 |
676 |
Yes, but to him, we're the people in the living room. |
1.3333 |
0.05987 |
93 |
67 |
21 |
5 |
677 |
I assure you, it wasn't me |
1.3333 |
0.06723 |
93 |
71 |
13 |
9 |
678 |
Can't we just sweep it under the rug ? |
1.3333 |
0.06365 |
93 |
69 |
17 |
7 |
679 |
I don't know. What do YOU want to talk about? |
1.3333 |
0.06546 |
93 |
70 |
15 |
8 |
680 |
I spy, with my little eye, something grey. |
1.3333 |
0.06894 |
93 |
72 |
11 |
10 |
681 |
Let's not talk about it and just get a bigger room |
1.3333 |
0.06398 |
96 |
72 |
16 |
8 |
682 |
What's wrong George? It's like you've been walking on peanut shells all evening. |
1.3333 |
0.06179 |
93 |
68 |
19 |
6 |
683 |
Trust me, it's going to look a whole lot worse deflated. |
1.3333 |
0.05987 |
93 |
67 |
21 |
5 |
684 |
He's been sulking since Election Night. |
1.3333 |
0.06365 |
93 |
69 |
17 |
7 |
685 |
I cleaned the litter box last night. |
1.3333 |
0.06546 |
93 |
70 |
15 |
8 |
686 |
No need to go "graphic" on me Carl, I know what a metaphor is! |
1.3333 |
0.06179 |
93 |
68 |
19 |
6 |
687 |
All I'm saying Peter is that a donkey would be much easier to manage in the house |
1.3333 |
0.05987 |
93 |
67 |
21 |
5 |
688 |
It's your turn to clean the litter box. |
1.3333 |
0.05987 |
93 |
67 |
21 |
5 |
689 |
Some mirrors could make the room feel more spacious. |
1.3333 |
0.06546 |
93 |
70 |
15 |
8 |
690 |
You can't keep ignoring him, dear - his name is Donald, and he's not going away any time soon. |
1.3333 |
0.06546 |
93 |
70 |
15 |
8 |
691 |
It's your turn to walk him. |
1.3302 |
0.05800 |
106 |
78 |
21 |
7 |
692 |
We should talk about the inattentive husband in the room. |
1.3298 |
0.06830 |
94 |
73 |
11 |
10 |
693 |
I'll still miss him when he goes to college. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
694 |
Frankly, I'd prefer we start with the 800 pound gorilla first. |
1.3298 |
0.06486 |
94 |
71 |
15 |
8 |
695 |
What happened to the "I voted" stickers? |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
696 |
I think she needs to go out. |
1.3298 |
0.06660 |
94 |
72 |
13 |
9 |
697 |
Don't worry, dear, on November 8th it will disappear for another eight years. |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
698 |
Can we at least talk about emptying the litter box? |
1.3298 |
0.06307 |
94 |
70 |
17 |
7 |
699 |
No, I mean it literally, we need to discuss the elephant in the room. |
1.3297 |
0.06821 |
91 |
70 |
12 |
9 |
700 |
If we vote Democrat does he go away? |
1.3297 |
0.06261 |
91 |
67 |
18 |
6 |
701 |
O don't care how h-u-u-ge he gets, I'm never going to vote for him. |
1.3297 |
0.06261 |
91 |
67 |
18 |
6 |
702 |
No, I don't want to teach him to roll over. |
1.3297 |
0.05859 |
91 |
65 |
22 |
4 |
703 |
Next time, turn Siri off when you're speaking metaphorically. |
1.3297 |
0.05646 |
91 |
64 |
24 |
3 |
704 |
Well, thanks to PETA he can't work in the circus any more. |
1.3297 |
0.06261 |
91 |
67 |
18 |
6 |
705 |
This election is taking up too much of my personal space! |
1.3297 |
0.06454 |
91 |
68 |
16 |
7 |
706 |
Then, can we talk about the humans in the room? |
1.3297 |
0.06063 |
91 |
66 |
20 |
5 |
707 |
Is there anything else that you don't want to discuss? |
1.3297 |
0.06063 |
91 |
66 |
20 |
5 |
708 |
We could but it kind of ruins the metaphor. |
1.3297 |
0.06063 |
91 |
66 |
20 |
5 |
709 |
Dammit - it's supposed to be a metaphor! |
1.3297 |
0.06063 |
91 |
66 |
20 |
5 |
710 |
Only idiots put idioms in the living room. |
1.3297 |
0.06063 |
91 |
66 |
20 |
5 |
711 |
Hang in there. He'll be gone after election day. |
1.3297 |
0.06261 |
91 |
67 |
18 |
6 |
712 |
Are you certain he's housebroken? |
1.3297 |
0.06821 |
91 |
70 |
12 |
9 |
713 |
Doesn't this make our living room great again? |
1.3297 |
0.06640 |
91 |
69 |
14 |
8 |
714 |
I don't care how good a deal it was. |
1.3297 |
0.06261 |
91 |
67 |
18 |
6 |
715 |
It is magnificent, but I just wanted your mother's silverware. |
1.3297 |
0.05859 |
91 |
65 |
22 |
4 |
716 |
No, it won't make our living room great again. |
1.3297 |
0.06454 |
91 |
68 |
16 |
7 |
717 |
Jumbo, it's time we talked about the husband in the room. |
1.3297 |
0.06454 |
91 |
68 |
16 |
7 |
718 |
Let's hope he concedes gracefully. |
1.3297 |
0.06454 |
91 |
68 |
16 |
7 |
719 |
He's in hiding. Just until November 9th. |
1.3297 |
0.05859 |
91 |
65 |
22 |
4 |
720 |
Ignore it? I've just named it Jumbo and taught it to roll over. |
1.3297 |
0.06063 |
91 |
66 |
20 |
5 |
721 |
Would you have preferred the 500 lb. gorilla? |
1.3297 |
0.05859 |
91 |
65 |
22 |
4 |
722 |
Well, I wanted to talk about it during the primaries. |
1.3295 |
0.06409 |
88 |
65 |
17 |
6 |
723 |
Just ignore it! |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
724 |
You said you wanted a housekeeper who will work for peanuts. |
1.3261 |
0.06203 |
92 |
68 |
18 |
6 |
725 |
Don't give her anything spicy to eat! |
1.3261 |
0.06203 |
92 |
68 |
18 |
6 |
726 |
My therapist says I suffer from peanuts envy. |
1.3261 |
0.06756 |
92 |
71 |
12 |
9 |
727 |
This is just as bad as that time Godot finally arrived. |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
728 |
WE need to build a wall, Bob. |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
729 |
Now where is the 800-pound gorilla going to sit? |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
730 |
First things first...that light bulb is far too bright |
1.3261 |
0.06203 |
92 |
68 |
18 |
6 |
731 |
Can you believe this weather we're having? |
1.3261 |
0.06756 |
92 |
71 |
12 |
9 |
732 |
Let's call him Bigly. |
1.3261 |
0.06756 |
92 |
71 |
12 |
9 |
733 |
But he hates when you invite your blind friends over. |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
734 |
Honey, I think he needs to go out... |
1.3261 |
0.06756 |
92 |
71 |
12 |
9 |
735 |
"It's your turn to clean the litter box". |
1.3261 |
0.06008 |
92 |
67 |
20 |
5 |
736 |
I found him at a debate, and he seemed so lost... |
1.3261 |
0.06577 |
92 |
70 |
14 |
8 |
737 |
He's the first licensed therapy animal for--well, I forget. |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
738 |
So what HAVEN'T we talked about? |
1.3261 |
0.06203 |
92 |
68 |
18 |
6 |
739 |
You know perfectly well what we need to talk about. |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
740 |
What makes you think I'm planning to vote Republican? |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
741 |
We put down rugs, I stopped walking in heels...and the downstairs neighbors STILL complained? |
1.3261 |
0.06203 |
92 |
68 |
18 |
6 |
742 |
Yeah, of course it clogged the toilet. |
1.3261 |
0.06577 |
92 |
70 |
14 |
8 |
743 |
I'm torn between the elephant in the room and the fly on the wall. |
1.3261 |
0.06203 |
92 |
68 |
18 |
6 |
744 |
Don't you hate when the elephant in the room is an elephant in the room? |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
745 |
He's only staying until after the election. |
1.3261 |
0.06008 |
92 |
67 |
20 |
5 |
746 |
We should've voted Democrat. |
1.3261 |
0.06756 |
92 |
71 |
12 |
9 |
747 |
What elephant? |
1.3261 |
0.06756 |
92 |
71 |
12 |
9 |
748 |
Somehow I don't think you've told me everything. |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
749 |
If you're talking about the elephant in the room, he can hear you. |
1.3261 |
0.06203 |
92 |
68 |
18 |
6 |
750 |
I hate it when they talk about me like I'm not here. |
1.3261 |
0.06577 |
92 |
70 |
14 |
8 |
751 |
Well, okay, what would you rather talk about? |
1.3261 |
0.05806 |
92 |
66 |
22 |
4 |
752 |
He looked a lot smaller in the store. |
1.3261 |
0.06203 |
92 |
68 |
18 |
6 |
753 |
Honestly, it is easier than I thought to not talk about this. |
1.3261 |
0.06577 |
92 |
70 |
14 |
8 |
754 |
I give up. Which political party ARE you supporting? |
1.3261 |
0.06577 |
92 |
70 |
14 |
8 |
755 |
It's just a metaphor. |
1.3261 |
0.06203 |
92 |
68 |
18 |
6 |
756 |
First things first; how did you get it inside the house? |
1.3261 |
0.06008 |
92 |
67 |
20 |
5 |
757 |
You're not going to give me that "what elephant" line again, are you? |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
758 |
It's pretending we're not here again. |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
759 |
We need to talk. |
1.3261 |
0.06203 |
92 |
68 |
18 |
6 |
760 |
I took him out last time. |
1.3261 |
0.06756 |
92 |
71 |
12 |
9 |
761 |
If we switched parties we would cut pet food bill in half. |
1.3261 |
0.06008 |
92 |
67 |
20 |
5 |
762 |
Are you really, really sure you don't have anything to tell me, Harvey? |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
763 |
There are at least ten female elephants questioning his claim to forget. |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
764 |
That wasn't me . |
1.3261 |
0.06393 |
92 |
69 |
16 |
7 |
765 |
I told you it wasn't a metaphor. |
1.3261 |
0.06203 |
92 |
68 |
18 |
6 |
766 |
I know they're endangered but can't we just send a check? |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
767 |
We already discussed this, the rug stays. |
1.3226 |
0.06334 |
93 |
70 |
16 |
7 |
768 |
Nice try. I'm still not voting for him. |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
769 |
Are you sure it’s not a simile? |
1.3226 |
0.06516 |
93 |
71 |
14 |
8 |
770 |
What if the condo board finds out? |
1.3222 |
0.05876 |
90 |
65 |
21 |
4 |
771 |
The Feng Shui feels wrong — can we rotate him ninety degrees? |
1.3222 |
0.06286 |
90 |
67 |
17 |
6 |
772 |
The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. |
1.3222 |
0.06085 |
90 |
66 |
19 |
5 |
773 |
And when do you think WILL be the right time to talk about it? |
1.3222 |
0.05876 |
90 |
65 |
21 |
4 |
774 |
I agree we need to talk about him, but not behind his back. |
1.3222 |
0.06286 |
90 |
67 |
17 |
6 |
775 |
No there isn't. |
1.3187 |
0.06608 |
91 |
70 |
13 |
8 |
776 |
I am still voting Democrat |
1.3187 |
0.06608 |
91 |
70 |
13 |
8 |
777 |
Hello... I’m standing right here! It’s not like I don’t know you’re talking about me! |
1.3187 |
0.06790 |
91 |
71 |
11 |
9 |
778 |
Don't worry dear, it's not turning to the left. |
1.3187 |
0.05822 |
91 |
66 |
21 |
4 |
779 |
Maybe we should address climate change after all. |
1.3187 |
0.06420 |
91 |
69 |
15 |
7 |
780 |
I wanted a dog but got an idiom |
1.3187 |
0.06967 |
91 |
72 |
9 |
10 |
781 |
Maybe after the election it will go away. |
1.3187 |
0.05608 |
91 |
65 |
23 |
3 |
782 |
Oh, and we will need a litter box. |
1.3187 |
0.06028 |
91 |
67 |
19 |
5 |
783 |
We'd be talking about it if it was a donkey. |
1.3187 |
0.06608 |
91 |
70 |
13 |
8 |
784 |
Obviously! |
1.3187 |
0.06420 |
91 |
69 |
15 |
7 |
785 |
Most people, of course, are content to indicate their preference with a simple yard sign, but ohhh no... |
1.3187 |
0.06608 |
91 |
70 |
13 |
8 |
786 |
I wonder if the house keeper will want a raise? |
1.3187 |
0.05822 |
91 |
66 |
21 |
4 |
787 |
Hope he doesn't take a trump. |
1.3187 |
0.07141 |
91 |
73 |
7 |
11 |
788 |
I think it goes without saying. |
1.3187 |
0.06420 |
91 |
69 |
15 |
7 |
789 |
We also need to address the metaphor. |
1.3187 |
0.06227 |
91 |
68 |
17 |
6 |
790 |
Watch what you say. He has big ears! |
1.3187 |
0.05822 |
91 |
66 |
21 |
4 |
791 |
Sorry, dear. I didn't know it was a metaphor. |
1.3187 |
0.06420 |
91 |
69 |
15 |
7 |
792 |
This is starting to feel different from ignoring NPR pledge drives. |
1.3187 |
0.06227 |
91 |
68 |
17 |
6 |
793 |
Did it occur to you that we are the elephants in his room? |
1.3176 |
0.06309 |
85 |
63 |
17 |
5 |
794 |
No Harold, that's not the roar of the crowd I hear. |
1.3176 |
0.06944 |
85 |
66 |
11 |
8 |
795 |
No, actually, I still don't want to talk about it. |
1.3146 |
0.05892 |
89 |
65 |
20 |
4 |
796 |
Well, Frank, on November 9th it's going to be the dead elephant in the room. |
1.3146 |
0.06891 |
89 |
70 |
10 |
9 |
797 |
Okay, we've talked about it. Now what? |
1.3146 |
0.05442 |
89 |
63 |
24 |
2 |
798 |
What do you mean you can't see it? Tusk,Tusk! |
1.3146 |
0.07074 |
89 |
71 |
8 |
10 |
799 |
Literally! |
1.3146 |
0.06105 |
89 |
66 |
18 |
5 |
800 |
And I thought he was YOUR elephant. |
1.3146 |
0.06311 |
89 |
67 |
16 |
6 |
801 |
He said he'll move once you give him the sports section. |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
802 |
Why do I have this feeling that we have a major obstacle in our lives that we refuse to acknowledge? |
1.3146 |
0.06105 |
89 |
66 |
18 |
5 |
803 |
Oh, I dunno. What do you want to talk about? |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
804 |
What part of "Trump's behind" do you not get? |
1.3146 |
0.06703 |
89 |
69 |
12 |
8 |
805 |
Well he doesn't forget he's here. |
1.3146 |
0.06891 |
89 |
70 |
10 |
9 |
806 |
You are always so literal. |
1.3146 |
0.06105 |
89 |
66 |
18 |
5 |
807 |
He's staying with us until he remembers his address. |
1.3146 |
0.06105 |
89 |
66 |
18 |
5 |
808 |
Please be careful what you metaphor. |
1.3146 |
0.06703 |
89 |
69 |
12 |
8 |
809 |
Did you fart? |
1.3146 |
0.06891 |
89 |
70 |
10 |
9 |
810 |
What's wrong with you? I placed that newspaper on the edge of the carpet for a reason. |
1.3146 |
0.05892 |
89 |
65 |
20 |
4 |
811 |
Isn't it your turn to take him out? |
1.3146 |
0.06105 |
89 |
66 |
18 |
5 |
812 |
Oh, and the taxidermist called. |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
813 |
He's hiding from the circus clowns. |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
814 |
Can't we talk about something else for a change? |
1.3146 |
0.06703 |
89 |
69 |
12 |
8 |
815 |
So, Mr. Animal Planet, If he never forgets, then why is he standing on my good rug, again? |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
816 |
Did you finish my peanuts? |
1.3146 |
0.06105 |
89 |
66 |
18 |
5 |
817 |
It's going to be OK. He's on his way out. |
1.3146 |
0.05671 |
89 |
64 |
22 |
3 |
818 |
No, I'm talking about your affair with your secretary. |
1.3146 |
0.05671 |
89 |
64 |
22 |
3 |
819 |
The downstairs neighbors want to pay for our counseling sessions. |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
820 |
Couldn't we just wear a 'Vote Republican' badge like everyone else , Abe ? |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
821 |
No really, I mean there is AN ELEPHANT in the room! |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
822 |
So, how was your day? |
1.3146 |
0.06105 |
89 |
66 |
18 |
5 |
823 |
It's safer than a Trump lawn sign. |
1.3146 |
0.07252 |
89 |
72 |
6 |
11 |
824 |
John, is there something you want to tell me? |
1.3146 |
0.06703 |
89 |
69 |
12 |
8 |
825 |
Why must you be so literal all of the time? |
1.3146 |
0.06311 |
89 |
67 |
16 |
6 |
826 |
For once, can we talk about something other than the elephant in the room? |
1.3146 |
0.06891 |
89 |
70 |
10 |
9 |
827 |
It wasn't me!! |
1.3146 |
0.06703 |
89 |
69 |
12 |
8 |
828 |
G.O.P. refugee |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
829 |
You told me it was just a metaphor. |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
830 |
I just don't know how elephants can ignore the couple in the room. |
1.3146 |
0.06311 |
89 |
67 |
16 |
6 |
831 |
Let's give them a break. The tenants downstairs are under a ton of pressure. |
1.3146 |
0.06105 |
89 |
66 |
18 |
5 |
832 |
The shelter was going to put him to sleep. |
1.3146 |
0.06311 |
89 |
67 |
16 |
6 |
833 |
Yes, I did say your cousin could move in, but you didn't tell me he was a Republican. |
1.3146 |
0.06891 |
89 |
70 |
10 |
9 |
834 |
You only said you didn't want a cat. |
1.3146 |
0.06105 |
89 |
66 |
18 |
5 |
835 |
What elephant ? |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
836 |
Yes, we talked about having an elephant, but after we were settled and had a house out in the suburbs. |
1.3146 |
0.06510 |
89 |
68 |
14 |
7 |
837 |
His party left him for an invertebrate. |
1.3146 |
0.06703 |
89 |
69 |
12 |
8 |
838 |
So, what do you want to talk about? |
1.3146 |
0.06311 |
89 |
67 |
16 |
6 |
839 |
We need to discuss the 800-pound gorilla in the bedroom. |
1.3146 |
0.06311 |
89 |
67 |
16 |
6 |
840 |
I promise to quit if he turns pink. |
1.3146 |
0.06311 |
89 |
67 |
16 |
6 |
841 |
I always thought it was just an English metaphorical idiom for an obvious truth that is going unaddressed. |
1.3146 |
0.06703 |
89 |
69 |
12 |
8 |
842 |
I sense a "but" coming... |
1.3146 |
0.06311 |
89 |
67 |
16 |
6 |
843 |
He's too embarrassed to show his face until the election's over. |
1.3146 |
0.06703 |
89 |
69 |
12 |
8 |
844 |
It's insensitive to talk about the elephant in the room while he's still in the room. |
1.3146 |
0.05671 |
89 |
64 |
22 |
3 |
845 |
Jane, stop with the metaphors and tell me what is bothering you! |
1.3146 |
0.06105 |
89 |
66 |
18 |
5 |
846 |
They'll still consider it voter intimidation. |
1.3146 |
0.06703 |
89 |
69 |
12 |
8 |
847 |
Is there something you're not telling me? |
1.3140 |
0.06462 |
86 |
65 |
15 |
6 |
848 |
Either we talk about it, or we get a bigger place. |
1.3111 |
0.06447 |
90 |
69 |
14 |
7 |
849 |
'Well, one of us has to walk him, and soon.' |
1.3111 |
0.06637 |
90 |
70 |
12 |
8 |
850 |
Don't you think it's time we talk about 'you know who'? |
1.3111 |
0.06823 |
90 |
71 |
10 |
9 |
851 |
Oh my god, try telling me that wasn't one of yours! |
1.3111 |
0.06637 |
90 |
70 |
12 |
8 |
852 |
We need to talk about the Republican in the room. |
1.3111 |
0.05837 |
90 |
66 |
20 |
4 |
853 |
I don't want to talk about him - I'm more concerned with the hippo in our bathtub. |
1.3068 |
0.05907 |
88 |
65 |
19 |
4 |
854 |
I don't want to talk about it. |
1.3068 |
0.06925 |
88 |
70 |
9 |
9 |
855 |
I guess the 800 pound gorilla had the day off. |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
856 |
how much was the carpet alone? |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
857 |
It's ignoring us. |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
858 |
Must you always be literal? |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
859 |
Of course I noticed the new rug, honey. |
1.3068 |
0.05907 |
88 |
65 |
19 |
4 |
860 |
It's Donald Trump's version of homeland security. |
1.3068 |
0.06925 |
88 |
70 |
9 |
9 |
861 |
Talk? About what, dear? |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
862 |
Since I been going to AA they are no longer pink. |
1.3068 |
0.05907 |
88 |
65 |
19 |
4 |
863 |
Some things we just don't discuss in this household. |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
864 |
I got him at a wide elephant sale. |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
865 |
Gee, what should we talk about? |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
866 |
"The elephant in the room is a 23-year-old blonde paralegal named Amy. Can you see it now? |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
867 |
Nobody ever said right wing extremism would be easy. |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
868 |
No, I meant the other elephant in the room. |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
869 |
I don't want to talk about it. |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
870 |
I think he's voting Democrat this year. |
1.3068 |
0.06734 |
88 |
69 |
11 |
8 |
871 |
Why can't you just put out a yard sign like everyone else? |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
872 |
It's your turn to change the litter. |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
873 |
I read the lease. It said nothing about elephants. |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
874 |
It's not a metaphor for anything? Are you saying we've been living with an actual elephant in the room all this time? |
1.3068 |
0.06734 |
88 |
69 |
11 |
8 |
875 |
Let's hope he doesn't forget we're sitting here. |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
876 |
I literally don't know what you're talking about. |
1.3068 |
0.05682 |
88 |
64 |
21 |
3 |
877 |
I said elegant, not elephant. |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
878 |
The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. |
1.3068 |
0.05682 |
88 |
64 |
21 |
3 |
879 |
Your shirt collar, the lipstick, it's time we talk. |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
880 |
The Republicans are taking up too much space in our marriage. |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
881 |
I only asked for a yard sign. |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
882 |
You know, when he gets that look, we need to move fast. |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
883 |
That's not his breath! |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
884 |
I said I wanted an ELEGANT conversation piece. |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
885 |
You know, there's a limit to party loyalty. |
1.3068 |
0.05907 |
88 |
65 |
19 |
4 |
886 |
Yes, Dorothy, cliches really do come true. |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
887 |
Are we going to talk about the skeleton in your closet? |
1.3068 |
0.05907 |
88 |
65 |
19 |
4 |
888 |
I can't believe that our lives have been reduced to a cliche. |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
889 |
Is there something you're not telling me? |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
890 |
So, is there something we need to talk about? |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
891 |
No, honey, he can't hide here for 4 years! |
1.3068 |
0.06734 |
88 |
69 |
11 |
8 |
892 |
my analyst said that if we don't acknowledge him today he will be even bigger tomorrow |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
893 |
"I prefer the metaphor". |
1.3068 |
0.05907 |
88 |
65 |
19 |
4 |
894 |
Well that makes two of us who will never forget. |
1.3068 |
0.05907 |
88 |
65 |
19 |
4 |
895 |
If you won't say it, I will. This room needs to be painted. |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
896 |
Sorry...they were out of 800 lb. gorillas. |
1.3068 |
0.06734 |
88 |
69 |
11 |
8 |
897 |
Honey, we need to talk about the two humans in the room. |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
898 |
Look, if you want to vote Republican, just tell me. |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
899 |
It won't be much longer. He's just hiding out until after the election. |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
900 |
If only he'd remember to put the seat down. |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
901 |
Thought you'd never ask! From Amazon, but I had to pay the shipping. |
1.3068 |
0.06734 |
88 |
69 |
11 |
8 |
902 |
I just hope and pray she never wants to turn around. |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
903 |
Darling, I can't just ignore that the end is near. |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
904 |
T-rump |
1.3068 |
0.05907 |
88 |
65 |
19 |
4 |
905 |
To be honest with you, I'd rather not talk about it. |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
906 |
He said it would be the greatest, biggest, most successful, beautiful dump we've ever seen. |
1.3068 |
0.06734 |
88 |
69 |
11 |
8 |
907 |
It's only for a few days. The Olivers will be back on Friday. |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
908 |
Mom, Dad... Am I adopted?? |
1.3068 |
0.06537 |
88 |
68 |
13 |
7 |
909 |
I think it's time we gave him his own room. |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
910 |
I hope you remember what happened the last time you forgot to take him for his walk. |
1.3068 |
0.06124 |
88 |
66 |
17 |
5 |
911 |
I thought it was a metaphor too, until I saw that big pile of poop. |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
912 |
Your turn to clean the litter box. |
1.3068 |
0.06334 |
88 |
67 |
15 |
6 |
913 |
I'm just going to say it. We need a bigger place. |
1.3059 |
0.06905 |
85 |
67 |
10 |
8 |
914 |
You promised to stop this after the china shop incident. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
915 |
Metaphorically speaking!? Metaphorically speaking, have you lost your mind? |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
916 |
OK, in our divorce settlement you can have the cliché. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
917 |
He did go to the bathroom before you let him back inside... right? |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
918 |
I'm hoping it goes away on Nov 8th! |
1.3034 |
0.06667 |
89 |
70 |
11 |
8 |
919 |
The cinnamon spice air freshener isn't doing it. |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
920 |
Can we talk about the rug? |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
921 |
He has to go out. It's your turn. I walked him this morning. |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
922 |
...and now it's all anyone ever wants to talk about. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
923 |
I think it's time you acknowledge the lady in the room, Tom. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
924 |
He's hiding here until after the election. |
1.3034 |
0.06667 |
89 |
70 |
11 |
8 |
925 |
But, my therapist thinks I should stop ignoring it. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
926 |
Should we tell him that we're Democrats? |
1.3034 |
0.06667 |
89 |
70 |
11 |
8 |
927 |
"OK. You've made your point. Now how do we get it out? |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
928 |
We deflate it November 8th . |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
929 |
If I put one in every room, then will you talk about it? |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
930 |
Either way, you just gotta hold your nose and vote. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
931 |
Look, I know I said I wouldn't bring it up again, but... |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
932 |
No, I want to talk about our marriage. |
1.3034 |
0.06667 |
89 |
70 |
11 |
8 |
933 |
It's either him or me. |
1.3023 |
0.06631 |
86 |
67 |
12 |
7 |
934 |
The sooner we address this, the sooner our grocery bills go down. |
1.3023 |
0.05980 |
86 |
64 |
18 |
4 |
935 |
Would you please stop using that expression! |
1.3023 |
0.06631 |
86 |
67 |
12 |
7 |
936 |
It's not working. The more we talk about him, the longer he stays. |
1.3023 |
0.06631 |
86 |
67 |
12 |
7 |
937 |
The man downstairs called.....the same old complaint. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
938 |
Why can't you admit the rug doesn't go with the room? For goodness sakes, just look at it! |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
939 |
I'm still not going to talk about it. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
940 |
Does this party make my ass look big? |
1.2989 |
0.06764 |
87 |
69 |
10 |
8 |
941 |
Jesus, Frank, you take everything so literally. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
942 |
Earl, what's that phrase everybody uses when something is obvious? |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
943 |
Damn Republicans really get in your face! |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
944 |
This is nothing compared to what's in the bedroom |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
945 |
Can we talk about something else? |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
946 |
I understand you're making a point but think about the poor elephant. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
947 |
What elephant? |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
948 |
We need to talk about our peanut budget. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
949 |
I said be prudent what you feed him and you feed him prunes! |
1.2989 |
0.06764 |
87 |
69 |
10 |
8 |
950 |
I think we'll need more than one newspaper! |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
951 |
Don't forget, dear, later tonight six blind men are coming to feel Kimba. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
952 |
It's ultimately his career decision, dear. Have you ever considered that he wouldn't MIND working for peanuts? |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
953 |
Anything we need to discuss? |
1.2989 |
0.04936 |
87 |
61 |
26 |
0 |
954 |
The donkeys have been picking on him again. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
955 |
it's not the room I'm worried about. It's the nation. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
956 |
What happened to our 800 pound gorilla? |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
957 |
I preferred when the Republicans handed out bumper stickers. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
958 |
You have cleanup duty on November 9. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
959 |
It's my Party and I'll cry if I want to ... |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
960 |
When we closed the local campaign office, I had to take either him or Trump |
1.2989 |
0.07148 |
87 |
71 |
6 |
10 |
961 |
Don't try to change the subject. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
962 |
My profile clearly said I like to tickle the ivories at home |
1.2989 |
0.06764 |
87 |
69 |
10 |
8 |
963 |
I think you know what I'm talking about. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
964 |
Okay, I get it. You're voting Republican. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
965 |
She says it's not easy being a cliche. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
966 |
This time, it's NOT a metaphor, Larry. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
967 |
Who's being too literal now, Frank? |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
968 |
I've been meaning to talk to you about your use of the word 'literally.' |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
969 |
If that mouse comes back, we're doomed. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
970 |
Does this room make my butt look big? |
1.2989 |
0.06959 |
87 |
70 |
8 |
9 |
971 |
After she delivers we might need a bigger place. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
972 |
Ignore him. He's just an idiom. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
973 |
It's your turn to walk him. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
974 |
Because, Bill, it's impolite to talk about someone while they are still in the room. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
975 |
Let's first address your grasp of metaphor. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
976 |
I think a sticker would have sufficed to show your party affiliation |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
977 |
I'm having second thoughts about joining the idiom of the month club. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
978 |
So what do you want to talk about? |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
979 |
Don't say m-i-c-e. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
980 |
Well, honey, I think it's time we address the lamp in the room. |
1.2989 |
0.06959 |
87 |
70 |
8 |
9 |
981 |
He'd just as soon forget this election. |
1.2989 |
0.06959 |
87 |
70 |
8 |
9 |
982 |
I wish we'd bought the donkey. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
983 |
I liked it better when we weren't talking about him. |
1.2989 |
0.05451 |
87 |
63 |
22 |
2 |
984 |
We never should have switched parties. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
985 |
Can we at least talk about the grizzly bear in the kitchen? |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
986 |
We need to talk. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
987 |
I ordered the 800 pound gorilla. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
988 |
...and it came with free delivery |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
989 |
It's your turn to empty the litter box. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
990 |
Do you think if we leave him somewhere he'll remember where we live |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
991 |
It's just a figure of speech. Ignore it and it'll go away. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
992 |
Very clever, dear. Mother is still coming to visit. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
993 |
At least I didn't adopt a highway. |
1.2989 |
0.06764 |
87 |
69 |
10 |
8 |
994 |
What are you talking about? |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
995 |
Of course I want to talk about the literal one. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
996 |
They're all cute when they're small. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
997 |
How did you think the Ringling elephant foster program worked? |
1.2989 |
0.06764 |
87 |
69 |
10 |
8 |
998 |
Why can't I shake the feeling that there's something you're not telling me? |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
999 |
Despite his attempts, Jumbo simply could not deny the two people in the room. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1000 |
Do you smell peanuts? |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1001 |
He's hiding out until after the election. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1002 |
This may be the end of the GOP |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1003 |
Do metaphors poop? |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1004 |
Wouldn't a "Make America Great Again" cap have sufficed? |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1005 |
I miss understood it when you said that having a pet would only cost us only peanuts. |
1.2989 |
0.06959 |
87 |
70 |
8 |
9 |
1006 |
I know it's between this thing and Hillary, I'm not happy either. |
1.2989 |
0.06764 |
87 |
69 |
10 |
8 |
1007 |
Thanks for making our house great again |
1.2989 |
0.06764 |
87 |
69 |
10 |
8 |
1008 |
I wish you'd just gotten a yard sign! |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1009 |
No one ever asks if there is ROOM for the elephant in the room. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1010 |
What makes you think I'm beating around the bush? |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1011 |
I told you, I don't want to talk about it! |
1.2989 |
0.05451 |
87 |
63 |
22 |
2 |
1012 |
I agree that he's trying to intimidate me, but I'm still voting. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1013 |
I think it's time for us to discuss metaphors. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1014 |
You always take things so literally. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1015 |
His name is Donald |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1016 |
Don't say anything. That's just what he wants |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1017 |
Literally. |
1.2989 |
0.06764 |
87 |
69 |
10 |
8 |
1018 |
I hate it when he butts in to our conversations. |
1.2989 |
0.06764 |
87 |
69 |
10 |
8 |
1019 |
He told me he's sick and tired of being a damned metaphor. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1020 |
I thought it was only an expression! |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1021 |
Now that we ACTUALLY have it here, I can confirm that yours isn't as big. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1022 |
He swears he made the reservation on Air BnB. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1023 |
There's A What? |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1024 |
I miss the 800-pound gorilla! |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1025 |
Yes, and there's a rhino in the front room. We never talk about that, either. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1026 |
He followed me home. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1027 |
This last minute campaigning has gotten a bit out of hand. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1028 |
Don't worry, It will be gone by November 8th. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1029 |
Yes dear, what is it? |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1030 |
It looked so much smaller in the showroom. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1031 |
You're so literal! |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1032 |
You had to bring it up! |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1033 |
He said he was looking for the Reagan years but got lost. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1034 |
What's that smell? |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1035 |
When did you say they'll return from vacation? |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1036 |
I'm so relieved that its not a pink one. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1037 |
I hate it when he ignores us. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1038 |
...literally... |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1039 |
We need to talk about your use of metaphor. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1040 |
So when did this become a safehouse for principled Republicans? |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1041 |
From now on, I'll handle our daughter's online transactions. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1042 |
O.K., I'll just say it. I HATE the new rug. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1043 |
Honey, there is something I need to address. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1044 |
I asked you not to mention it. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1045 |
You know people traditionally have just the head mounted. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1046 |
Some call this the end of the GOP. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1047 |
No. I'm not trying to bring up your alleged affair. I'm being literal. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
1048 |
The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1049 |
"When I donated to Adopt An Elephant, who would have thought.....? |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1050 |
Why don't we try addressing it directly? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1051 |
No I do not think you've made our living room great again. |
1.2941 |
0.06865 |
85 |
68 |
9 |
8 |
1052 |
He's just hiding here until the election is over. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1053 |
He just needs a place to hide until Election Day. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1054 |
Do you think we can put it behind us after the election? |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1055 |
Nobody talks about the elephant poop in the room. |
1.2941 |
0.06658 |
85 |
67 |
11 |
7 |
1056 |
I have a nagging feeling there is something you do not want to discuss. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1057 |
Our new neighbors have two elephants. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1058 |
I know you are big on supporting your party, but wouldn't a donkey take up less room? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1059 |
What?......I picked him up at the GOP estate sale. They were practically giving him away. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1060 |
If we paint the walls red it might make the room look bigger |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1061 |
Vote as you wish, but I'm not cleaning up after him. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1062 |
Back when he was 200 lbs, you said there was nothing to talk about. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1063 |
Harold, for once the 'elephant in the room' is an actual elephant, and you still won't acknowledge it. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1064 |
do you smell that? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1065 |
Elephant? What elephant? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1066 |
We've been sitting here for hours and you haven't even noticed, so yes, I got new glasses. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1067 |
I feel like we're in an ad for erectile dysfunction. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1068 |
Metaphorical or not, he's standing on my keys. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1069 |
So if the board asks, assure them that it's a teacup breed. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1070 |
I'm sick of your clichés. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1071 |
Honestly, I'd rather talk about the elephant. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1072 |
We need to talk about the Republican in the room. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1073 |
How long can you ignore the trump in the room? |
1.2941 |
0.07066 |
85 |
69 |
7 |
9 |
1074 |
Couldn't the Republicans just send a flyer like everyone else? |
1.2941 |
0.06865 |
85 |
68 |
9 |
8 |
1075 |
Your turn to walk him. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1076 |
You could have made your point without being so literal. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1077 |
What weren't we talking about again? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1078 |
I took him out last time. |
1.2941 |
0.06658 |
85 |
67 |
11 |
7 |
1079 |
Maybe if we ignore him, he'll go away. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1080 |
Now that elephants are off the endangered species list, can we give it back? |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1081 |
Let's at least acknowledge that the tenants downstairs are under a ton of pressure. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1082 |
It is your turn to clean out the litter box. |
1.2941 |
0.06658 |
85 |
67 |
11 |
7 |
1083 |
She's trying to dump Trump, but seems to be constipated. |
1.2941 |
0.07066 |
85 |
69 |
7 |
9 |
1084 |
Don't try to blame that one on the elephant Frank. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1085 |
I don't know, I just can't shake the feeling there's something big we're ignoring. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1086 |
Have you seen the cat? |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1087 |
Why didn't he just run away and join the circus when he grew up like his sister did. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1088 |
He wants the leash and you shouldn't forget the shovel. |
1.2941 |
0.06865 |
85 |
68 |
9 |
8 |
1089 |
Don't you dare say it. |
1.2941 |
0.05506 |
85 |
62 |
21 |
2 |
1090 |
You can't avoid the discussion any longer, why can't my mother join us with our friends for dinner? |
1.2941 |
0.07261 |
85 |
70 |
5 |
10 |
1091 |
It's not a metaphor |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1092 |
I told you not to leave the door open. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1093 |
Yes Dear, the concierge said he belongs to Anthony Weiner |
1.2941 |
0.06865 |
85 |
68 |
9 |
8 |
1094 |
Life was so much better with the donkey. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1095 |
I don't know what you're talking about. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1096 |
He was a terrible pet. Why'd we think he'd make a good coffee table? |
1.2941 |
0.07066 |
85 |
69 |
7 |
9 |
1097 |
You think it's easy being the only Ringling sister? |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1098 |
So. How was YOUR day? |
1.2941 |
0.06658 |
85 |
67 |
11 |
7 |
1099 |
She’s embarrassed by her affiliation with Trump so she’s hiding out here until after the election. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1100 |
I told you not to send that metaphor to the 3-D printer! |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1101 |
Well, we've talked about him, now what do we do? |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
1102 |
I know it's something you don't want to talk about, but I have a real problem with the rug. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
1103 |
You get the feeling that it is trying to ignore us? |
1.2907 |
0.05453 |
86 |
63 |
21 |
2 |
1104 |
"Martha, I need an eight-letter word for pachyderm. ..? |
1.2907 |
0.06159 |
86 |
66 |
15 |
5 |
1105 |
I've never liked this rug. |
1.2907 |
0.05698 |
86 |
64 |
19 |
3 |
1106 |
My therapist thinks I'm a closet Republican. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
1107 |
So how was Vegas last weekend? |
1.2907 |
0.06589 |
86 |
68 |
11 |
7 |
1108 |
Nothing worth mentioning ... how was your day? |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
1109 |
Are you sure you prayed for eloquence? |
1.2907 |
0.06378 |
86 |
67 |
13 |
6 |
1110 |
I've been trying to tell you, Tim... I've switched parties. |
1.2907 |
0.06159 |
86 |
66 |
15 |
5 |
1111 |
It's a good thing the lamp was included. |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
1112 |
I still think that the new rug would have flattened out on its own. |
1.2874 |
0.06097 |
87 |
67 |
15 |
5 |
1113 |
What |
1.2857 |
0.06683 |
84 |
67 |
10 |
7 |
1114 |
Metaphorical. Literal. What does it matter? |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1115 |
I feel like we're both ignoring the fact that we need a new cartoonist. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1116 |
All else aside, do you think it'd be okay to give him some Beano? |
1.2857 |
0.06683 |
84 |
67 |
10 |
7 |
1117 |
I walked him this morning! |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1118 |
It asked if it could hide here until after the election. |
1.2857 |
0.06683 |
84 |
67 |
10 |
7 |
1119 |
Hang in there. Come November 9, the 'uge ass will be gone. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1120 |
I preferred the 800 pound gorilla. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1121 |
I actually hate that expression. |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
1122 |
I think he's hiding from Trump. |
1.2857 |
0.06683 |
84 |
67 |
10 |
7 |
1123 |
Fred, is there something you haven't told me? |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1124 |
It's an improvement on your eight hundred pound gorilla |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1125 |
You know how much I hate metaphors. |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1126 |
Sometimes the elephant in the room is just an elephant in the room. |
1.2857 |
0.05240 |
84 |
61 |
22 |
1 |
1127 |
Since the debates, he's too embarrassed to be seen in public. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1128 |
According to my therapist, we are avoiding a major issue in our relationship--but I can't for the life of me remember what it is. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1129 |
Just until after the election. I granted her asylum. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1130 |
Have you noticed it's been getting darker much earlier? |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1131 |
Do you think the GOP even knows they lost it? |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1132 |
These Trump ads are getting a little ridiculous. |
1.2857 |
0.06683 |
84 |
67 |
10 |
7 |
1133 |
He is afraid he'll get deported. |
1.2857 |
0.07100 |
84 |
69 |
6 |
9 |
1134 |
So that's it? You've pointed it out, and now you're done? |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1135 |
I told you he was yuge. |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1136 |
If an elephant actually is in the room, is there really an elephant in the room? |
1.2857 |
0.07100 |
84 |
69 |
6 |
9 |
1137 |
I think it is time to cancel that Animal Of The Month Club. |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
1138 |
It's your turn to walk him, and don't forget the backhoe. |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1139 |
I know we disagree on a lot of things but this is now the face of the Republican party! |
1.2857 |
0.06895 |
84 |
68 |
8 |
8 |
1140 |
And we need a bigger closet too. Its crowded with all those skeletons. |
1.2857 |
0.06683 |
84 |
67 |
10 |
7 |
1141 |
And you knew I had a peanut allergy... |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1142 |
You always take things so literally. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1143 |
I can see the end is near. |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1144 |
Now...back to the cheating husband in the room. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1145 |
I will be glad when this election is over so he can go out in public again. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1146 |
Yes, I need the entire newspaper now |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1147 |
He just wants to stay here until after the election. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1148 |
Another party downstairs? I swear we have the worst neighbors. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1149 |
No, the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. |
1.2857 |
0.06683 |
84 |
67 |
10 |
7 |
1150 |
You just HAD to open the door, didn't you? |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1151 |
Well it's still not obvious to me! |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
1152 |
Have you seen the cat? |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
1153 |
No, it is not just a metaphor! |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1154 |
Your therapist said, "Talk about the elephant in the room" not "Take the elephant in the room." |
1.2857 |
0.05507 |
84 |
62 |
20 |
2 |
1155 |
Not figuratively. Literally. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1156 |
Well, does the structural integrity of the house satisfy you now? |
1.2857 |
0.06683 |
84 |
67 |
10 |
7 |
1157 |
Stampy and I decided that we no longer want you as a roommate. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1158 |
Don't worry. After election day, it will FINALLY go away. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1159 |
I told you there was no such thing as a teacup elephant. |
1.2857 |
0.06683 |
84 |
67 |
10 |
7 |
1160 |
You're going to need a bigger shovel |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1161 |
All I said was, I'd vote for an elephant's rump before I'd vote for him. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1162 |
Not so cute when it’s bucket and broom time, is it? |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1163 |
It's bigger than the both of us. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1164 |
I can't ignore it any longer--do you like my new glasses or not? |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
1165 |
For just one evening, can't you talk about something else? |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
1166 |
The lawn sign was one thing but this is taking your political affiliation thing a bit too far |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1167 |
When it craps on the rug, you'll see it's not a metaphor. |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1168 |
I walked him this morning! |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
1169 |
Doesn't he know the party's over? |
1.2857 |
0.07100 |
84 |
69 |
6 |
9 |
1170 |
It's your turn to clean the litter box. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1171 |
Well, It's this or an 800-pound gorilla! |
1.2857 |
0.06683 |
84 |
67 |
10 |
7 |
1172 |
He's hiding here until November 9. |
1.2857 |
0.06683 |
84 |
67 |
10 |
7 |
1173 |
Do we really need props for all of your idioms? |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1174 |
Go ahead. Talk about it. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1175 |
More importantly, we need to talk about the manure in the room. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1176 |
A woolly mammoth was my first choice, but boy do they shed. |
1.2857 |
0.06895 |
84 |
68 |
8 |
8 |
1177 |
...elephant...gorilla...it's a metaphor you idiot! |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1178 |
Fine. But after we address it, THEN can we discuss our unspoken relationship issues? |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1179 |
I've been trying to tell you... there's a donkey in the kitchen. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1180 |
"pretending" the republicans don't exist is not going to make them go away |
1.2857 |
0.06683 |
84 |
67 |
10 |
7 |
1181 |
This might sound crazy but let's get another elephant. |
1.2857 |
0.06895 |
84 |
68 |
8 |
8 |
1182 |
You didn't notice my haircut. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1183 |
I bet you’ll acknowledge it when it’s your turn to clean up the living room. |
1.2857 |
0.06895 |
84 |
68 |
8 |
8 |
1184 |
The next time we go on safari, I'm picking out the souvenirs |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1185 |
Honey, this is no way to heat the living room. |
1.2857 |
0.07100 |
84 |
69 |
6 |
9 |
1186 |
OK . OK. He's endangered already. So is our plumbing! |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1187 |
He's using this as his safe house until after the election. |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
1188 |
I say, let's sweep it under the carpet. |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
1189 |
I'm starting to miss the gorilla. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1190 |
So, is there anything else we need to talk about? |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
1191 |
When your parents come over try not to bring up politics! |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1192 |
A billboard on the front lawn isn't enough? Now this! |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1193 |
He was so cute as a baby. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1194 |
"Something you want to talk about?". |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1195 |
The litter box is full again again. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1196 |
Pet friendly hotel when the circus is town, what were you thinking? |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1197 |
If we talked about it more, maybe we'd have room for a sofa. |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1198 |
It's your turn to empty the litter box. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1199 |
When the 800 lbs gorilla gets here, we have to talk. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1200 |
It was on sale at the Republican surplus store |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1201 |
You should've said, "Fly on the wall. |
1.2824 |
0.06613 |
85 |
68 |
10 |
7 |
1202 |
Your turn to clean the litter box. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1203 |
Fine, we won't talk about it, but can we at least move to a different room? |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1204 |
Honey, I think we may be past passive aggressive. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1205 |
It’s your turn to change the litter box. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1206 |
Ignore all you want. But you still have to clean up what he left in the foyer. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
1207 |
Can we talk about something else? |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1208 |
I have no idea what you're talking about. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1209 |
Why haven't you said anything about my new glasses??!! |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1210 |
It's your turn to take him out. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1211 |
I can't help but notice that you moved my donkey out of the room. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1212 |
It's just an expression |
1.2805 |
0.06322 |
82 |
64 |
13 |
5 |
1213 |
No, this time I'm being figurative |
1.2805 |
0.06556 |
82 |
65 |
11 |
6 |
1214 |
Sooner or later, we have to talk about it. |
1.2805 |
0.06079 |
82 |
63 |
15 |
4 |
1215 |
I don't remember. |
1.2791 |
0.06331 |
86 |
68 |
12 |
6 |
1216 |
Well, you voted for the beast; now you get to clean up after him. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1217 |
I hate to use cliches, but that newspaper will be tomorrow's fish wrap. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1218 |
I just think we should talk about it. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1219 |
Of course he remembers how he got in the room; he just doesn't know how to get out. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1220 |
Nothing. What's new with you? |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1221 |
No, I didn't fart. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1222 |
We need to talk. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1223 |
Should we finally discuss who you're voting for? |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1224 |
I found him in my pajamas. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1225 |
There's nothing to discuss? |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1226 |
Did you fart? |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1227 |
Trump's Rump! |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1228 |
You know, I heard the strangest expression today and still can't figure out what the person meant by it. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1229 |
It's what the elephant might leave in the room that I'm worried about. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1230 |
I think the gorilla fit better... |
1.2771 |
0.06708 |
83 |
67 |
9 |
7 |
1231 |
Every four years! Let's move to a swing state. |
1.2771 |
0.06708 |
83 |
67 |
9 |
7 |
1232 |
So, the bossman just struts into my office and says, "Barb and I are off on vacation, so I hope you can watch our pet." |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1233 |
I'm starting to feel like we're the people in the room. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1234 |
Let's not. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1235 |
Why couldn't you just rescue a Pomeranian like every one else? |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1236 |
He just walked in here looking for the party he used to represent. |
1.2771 |
0.06708 |
83 |
67 |
9 |
7 |
1237 |
I thought it was a metaphor. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1238 |
I still think we should have gotten the puppy instead. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1239 |
And don't even get me started on those stretch marks |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1240 |
I feel like there's something we should be talking about... |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1241 |
You can't buy the tusks by themselves anymore. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1242 |
I want to know what happened to the Chihuahua in the room. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1243 |
Does it say anything about house training? |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1244 |
This is the last time I'm sending you out to get a rescue pet. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1245 |
How long is your mother staying? |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1246 |
I don't want to talk about it. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1247 |
Are you ready to talk about it now? |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1248 |
metaphor schmetaphor |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1249 |
Definitely grand & ol'. Not much of a partier though. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1250 |
Sadly, he feels he is in the way. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1251 |
At least let him have the book reviews. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1252 |
He said he couldn't get along under the big tent. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1253 |
You still read a newspaper? That is so weird! |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1254 |
We're gonna need a bigger broom. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1255 |
"What happened to the 800lb. gorilla? |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1256 |
You are literally crushing me with your political metaphors |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1257 |
On our wedding day, this elephant was so much smaller |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1258 |
It's your turn to walk him. |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1259 |
Couldn't you have just gotten a Trump bumper sticker like the neighbors? |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1260 |
He used to be the life of the party. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1261 |
At least he didn't forget our anniversary. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1262 |
You're sure nothing unusual happened today? |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
1263 |
I'm not familiar with the phrase. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1264 |
What room? |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1265 |
It's your turn, I took her out last time |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1266 |
How many 'elephant in the room' captions you think they'll get? |
1.2771 |
0.06924 |
83 |
68 |
7 |
8 |
1267 |
Okay, since that didn't work, let me try a figure of speech. |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1268 |
You left the back door open again. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1269 |
I know it's not ideal, but the rent's peanuts. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1270 |
No dear the hard part isn't finally talking about it, it's cleaning up after it. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1271 |
No, seriously, there is one. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1272 |
I don't know. What do you not want to talk about? |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
1273 |
That's an antique rug your metaphor's trampling, Harold. |
1.2771 |
0.05231 |
83 |
61 |
21 |
1 |
1274 |
Its so much more spacious now that we found a home for the giraffe. |
1.2771 |
0.06708 |
83 |
67 |
9 |
7 |
1275 |
Don't go in the kitchen without shoes. |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1276 |
Are you kidding me? What's an eight-letter word for "pachyderm?" |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1277 |
Milking this one is going to be tough. |
1.2771 |
0.06708 |
83 |
67 |
9 |
7 |
1278 |
I think we should get a mouse. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1279 |
Fine, I'll return the chandelier. |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1280 |
It's your turn to walk her. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1281 |
I don't get this Tiny House movement either. |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1282 |
This is why no one comes over anymore. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1283 |
It's only an expression, dear. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1284 |
I hope you remembered to scoop the litter box. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1285 |
Literally. |
1.2771 |
0.06708 |
83 |
67 |
9 |
7 |
1286 |
what smell? |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1287 |
Sometimes it's ONLY the elephant that's in the room. |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1288 |
Are we talking about my attention deficit disorder or the actual elephant in the room? |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1289 |
My day was fine, and yours? |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1290 |
Ironically the elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1291 |
Does he leave after the election? |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1292 |
Honey, you really do need to let go of this obsession with metaphor. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1293 |
ED IS THERE AN OBVIOUS PROBLEM WE NEED TO ADDRESS? |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1294 |
...and you thought changing the cat litter was bad. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1295 |
See what? |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1296 |
And no, I am NOT speaking metaphorically. |
1.2771 |
0.06708 |
83 |
67 |
9 |
7 |
1297 |
No, it's your turn to clean the litter box |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1298 |
Shhhh, Harold.... keep your voice down.... he's very sensitive about his weight. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1299 |
So what do you want to talk about? |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1300 |
Funny thing. I happened to come across a copy of our pre-nup this morning. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1301 |
Can't you say anything without using a cliche? |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
1302 |
He should have just promised a chicken in every pot. |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1303 |
Oh, him? Well, I stopped off at Costco this afternoon to pick up groceries, and as it turns out, they're selling pets now... |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1304 |
If we aren't going to discuss it we should get a bigger apartment. |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
1305 |
I'm worried. I think we have mice. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1306 |
Maybe we should just stop talking about it. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1307 |
We can't not talk about it, alright? He said he needed a place to lay low until some "stuff" blows over. |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1308 |
If you didn't always have your nose in the papers, I wouldn't NEED an emotional support animal. |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1309 |
Stop pretending you don't see it. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1310 |
Runt of the litter, huh? |
1.2771 |
0.06708 |
83 |
67 |
9 |
7 |
1311 |
Don't talk about what? |
1.2771 |
0.06708 |
83 |
67 |
9 |
7 |
1312 |
Think he'll ever address us? |
1.2771 |
0.06924 |
83 |
68 |
7 |
8 |
1313 |
I think the elephant in the room IS the elephant in the room! |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1314 |
Because everyone has a dog! |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
1315 |
OK, so now we've addressed it...what next? |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1316 |
Tusk, tusk. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1317 |
The eight hundred pound gorilla was so yesterday. |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1318 |
I don't care what the breeder said. That is not a Cocker Spaniel. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1319 |
What is that metaphor for an obvious truth that is going unaddressed ? |
1.2771 |
0.05505 |
83 |
62 |
19 |
2 |
1320 |
Where IS that mouse when we need him? |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1321 |
So, you mentioned there was something you wanted to talk about... |
1.2771 |
0.06708 |
83 |
67 |
9 |
7 |
1322 |
You know full well it wasn't me who farted. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1323 |
Pull the tail. I dare you. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1324 |
And he just stands there like we're not even in the room. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1325 |
This isn't going to end well. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1326 |
Help me out, 13 across 'obvious truth'. |
1.2771 |
0.06485 |
83 |
66 |
11 |
6 |
1327 |
It's been so nice without your mother here, can't we just ignore it a little longer? |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1328 |
Well, obviously sending him to the corner doesn't work. |
1.2771 |
0.05766 |
83 |
63 |
17 |
3 |
1329 |
It's time we talk about the litter box. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1330 |
You know how you make friends on vacation and you tell them to visit if they are ever in town ? |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1331 |
This is what you get for voting Democrat. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1332 |
Not seeing it is okay. Not cleaning up after it is another matter. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1333 |
I think he's old enough to be told that he's adopted. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1334 |
"He said calling him Dumbo is politically incorrect". |
1.2738 |
0.06849 |
84 |
69 |
7 |
8 |
1335 |
The elephant is ignoring us. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1336 |
It's already "Huge"! |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
1337 |
We should have put him outside when he was younger. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1338 |
Honey, I'm ok with living with a therapy animal but this is a bit much. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1339 |
Trumpeting... it's the trumpeting. And the shoveling. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1340 |
Look, if you don't want her to visit, just say so. |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
1341 |
If he passes gas, were screwed |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
1342 |
Let's not talk about it. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1343 |
I DON'T want to discuss it! |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1344 |
Honey, it's your turn to change the litter box. |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1345 |
I can ignore him if you can. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1346 |
sooner or late we've got to talk about the room around our elephant |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1347 |
I told you, with a donkey we could fit a couch. |
1.2738 |
0.05952 |
84 |
65 |
15 |
4 |
1348 |
We've talked about him but he refuses to leave the room. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1349 |
Can we talk about alternative ways to tack down the carpet? |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
1350 |
I avoid cliches like the plague, then you bring me this? |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
1351 |
Frankly, I'd prefer more face time with him. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
1352 |
At least it's not pink. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
1353 |
What if the elephant in the room is not the elephant? |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
1354 |
I ignored it like you said and it still ate all our cashews. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
1355 |
Well, if you'd get your nose out of the paper, you might actually see something for once. |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
1356 |
I guess downsizing is out of the question. |
1.2716 |
0.05559 |
81 |
61 |
18 |
2 |
1357 |
Graham dear, do you recall if the lease said anything about pets? |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
1358 |
No - It's YOUR turn to take him to the curb. |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
1359 |
He just needs a place to stay until after the election. |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
1360 |
Isn't anyone going to address the people in the room? |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
1361 |
If that's not an elephant, then this is not a room. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
1362 |
You didn’t get him microchipped? |
1.2716 |
0.05559 |
81 |
61 |
18 |
2 |
1363 |
I assume you're undecided bigly. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
1364 |
No, I don't want a divorce I want to talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.2716 |
0.07030 |
81 |
67 |
6 |
8 |
1365 |
Honey, it's time that we discuss the Republican in the room. |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
1366 |
What election? |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
1367 |
I just have a funny feeling that there's something else you have to tell me. |
1.2716 |
0.07030 |
81 |
67 |
6 |
8 |
1368 |
I don't like metaphors. |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
1369 |
We're going to need a bigger room. |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
1370 |
You can ignore it all you want, but eventually you're going to be sorry you didn't take it out for a walk. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
1371 |
Yes, I admit he's here, I've just been trying to figure out how he got here. |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
1372 |
If it doesn't give you joy you should get rid of it. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
1373 |
All we ever talk about is the elephant in the room. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
1374 |
I also have an 800 pound gorilla. |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
1375 |
It's not the elephant in the room I'm worried about. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
1376 |
Shouldn't talking about it make it disappear? |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
1377 |
Look on the Bright Side, he'll Deflate after the Election. |
1.2716 |
0.06807 |
81 |
66 |
8 |
7 |
1378 |
We agreed, no politics before bed. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
1379 |
I'm letting him stay until his party finds its way again. Is that a problem? |
1.2716 |
0.07030 |
81 |
67 |
6 |
8 |
1380 |
There are easier ways to annoy the downstairs neighbor. |
1.2716 |
0.05274 |
81 |
60 |
20 |
1 |
1381 |
It's your turn, and this time make sure you remember the plastic bags AND the shovel. |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
1382 |
When's Noah coming back to pick up his stuff? |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
1383 |
Honey, what do you think of my new haircut? |
1.2716 |
0.06576 |
81 |
65 |
10 |
6 |
1384 |
Well, wouldn't you want to go into hiding also? |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
1385 |
It's time we talked about him. |
1.2716 |
0.05559 |
81 |
61 |
18 |
2 |
1386 |
Don't mention you know who, it only upsets him. |
1.2683 |
0.05501 |
82 |
62 |
18 |
2 |
1387 |
He won't go outside until the Republicans change their symbol. |
1.2683 |
0.06023 |
82 |
64 |
14 |
4 |
1388 |
Told you you'd be sorry for voting for Trump. |
1.2683 |
0.06268 |
82 |
65 |
12 |
5 |
1389 |
Is this lamp too small? |
1.2683 |
0.06023 |
82 |
64 |
14 |
4 |
1390 |
"Ok, how about an 8 letter word for 'pachyderm'"! |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
1391 |
We should at least address it. |
1.2683 |
0.06268 |
82 |
65 |
12 |
5 |
1392 |
He said he is only hiding here until after the election |
1.2683 |
0.06023 |
82 |
64 |
14 |
4 |
1393 |
We need to talk about metaphors. |
1.2683 |
0.06023 |
82 |
64 |
14 |
4 |
1394 |
Yet again nobody said hello, let alone asked the elephant how he was. "I should have been content to roam the savanna, where others paid me heed" the elephant muttered, "rather than suffer this desperate indignity of constantly being ignored". |
1.2683 |
0.06268 |
82 |
65 |
12 |
5 |
1395 |
I think we should just ignore him. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
1396 |
You and your stupid cliches. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1397 |
Listen, Roy, if we're going to keep this thing, let's at LEAST move the chairs toward its head. |
1.2625 |
0.05260 |
80 |
60 |
19 |
1 |
1398 |
Now can we talk about the other elephant in the room? |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1399 |
Can you at least limit the roughage in his diet? |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1400 |
It's just until we know for sure the poachers are gone. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1401 |
Apparently he saw a clown |
1.2625 |
0.07058 |
80 |
67 |
5 |
8 |
1402 |
It's okay... he's a rescue. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1403 |
I'd actually prefer to have the 800 pound gorilla back. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1404 |
I thought we stated 'no pets' in our Airbnb listing. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1405 |
The GOP was having a yard sale to get a new image after Trump? |
1.2625 |
0.06831 |
80 |
66 |
7 |
7 |
1406 |
I always thought the phrase would be as successful with a smaller scale animal. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1407 |
He's not lost- He Just Lost- and He Won't Leave! |
1.2625 |
0.06831 |
80 |
66 |
7 |
7 |
1408 |
I've lived with two humans in the room for far too long. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1409 |
Thank goodness the 100 pound gorilla is no longer in the room. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1410 |
Why did you have to say she has a wrinkly face? You know she won't forget this. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1411 |
No, I mean we need to talk about the LITERAL elephant in the room. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1412 |
It's your turn to take him out. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1413 |
It says here that some animals escaped from the zoo |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1414 |
It's your turn to walk him and don't forget the poop bag. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1415 |
It was a metaphor, not a gift hint. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1416 |
He seems to have lost his Party. |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
1417 |
Under the circumstances, I think we should see what we can get for him as a trade-in for a donkey. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1418 |
Your turn to walk him. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1419 |
Well then what are we supposed to talk about, Todd? |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1420 |
'He's cute,' you said. 'Can I bring him home?' you said. And now look at him. |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
1421 |
Every time you use that expression, I think you make him feel self-conscious. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1422 |
Half-way through the debate, he just turned around. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1423 |
At least he's quieter than the neighbors' gorilla. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1424 |
Am I just supposed to ignore the humans in the room? |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
1425 |
I guess President Trump wasn't kidding when he said he would increase domestic surveillance. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1426 |
T. rump |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1427 |
I know you never wantto talk about it, but the rug needs cleaning! |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
1428 |
Point taken, I will quit stating the obvious. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1429 |
What happened to 800 pound gorilla? |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
1430 |
You call Barnum, I'll call Bailey |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
1431 |
Let's talk about the you-know-what in the you-know-where. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1432 |
I sure miss the 800-pound gorilla. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1433 |
At least it's not pink. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
1434 |
Pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1435 |
You know those commercials with the sad-eyed shivering elephants you said always break your heart? |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1436 |
Oh, you're just smelling things |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1437 |
You will like him better when you see our next heating bill. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1438 |
I say we just ignore it. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1439 |
The memory is great, but I don't like the footprint. |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
1440 |
You were never good at giving subtle hints. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
1441 |
Just what exactly am I supposedly ignoring? |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
1442 |
It's your turn to walk him. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1443 |
If you think that this is going to influence me in voting for him, you're wrong. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1444 |
The counselor said we can't keep ignoring it. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
1445 |
Oh, I paid some bills, had lunch with Marge and did some errands. |
1.2609 |
0.05960 |
92 |
74 |
12 |
6 |
1446 |
Sometimes 'literally' is just 'literally'. |
1.2593 |
0.06521 |
81 |
66 |
9 |
6 |
1447 |
I don't know what you're talking about. |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
1448 |
Pull the tail for room service. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1449 |
For once can we just NOT talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.2593 |
0.06754 |
81 |
67 |
7 |
7 |
1450 |
Yes, Roger, I do know the meaning of the word: "literally." |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1451 |
I liked it better when you would blame it on the dog. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1452 |
Stop speaking in metaphors, Roger. What are you really saying? |
1.2593 |
0.06754 |
81 |
67 |
7 |
7 |
1453 |
I want this elephant out of the room by November 8th. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1454 |
I told them they could hide it here until after the election. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1455 |
Damn it, I'm not talking about the elephant! I'm talking about your drinking problem. |
1.2593 |
0.06754 |
81 |
67 |
7 |
7 |
1456 |
We also need to talk about the bats in the belfry. |
1.2593 |
0.06521 |
81 |
66 |
9 |
6 |
1457 |
He's all we ever talk about anymore charlie, I suppose the freakin irony is lost on you ? |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
1458 |
You still haven't told me what all those peanuts are for. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1459 |
If we don't discuss this, then there are two elephants in the room. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1460 |
This room seemed much bigger when we first bought the house. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1461 |
I could counter with my donkey, but one jack-ass in the room is already enough! |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1462 |
don't look now but that elephant is back |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1463 |
I just don't think we're ready to downsize. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1464 |
Animal Control says if you talk about him, he will eventually leave... |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1465 |
He grabbed my peanuts. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1466 |
He threatened to run away and join the circus. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1467 |
So... how was work today? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1468 |
That's it George.....no more rescues! |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1469 |
Oh, no, I'm having that same dream again, with these two weird people in my house. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1470 |
At times like this, I wish you were a Democrat |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1471 |
No, I'm speaking to the elephant in the room. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1472 |
Go get the fan. |
1.2532 |
0.06853 |
79 |
66 |
6 |
7 |
1473 |
I know. But now he's just a euphemism. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1474 |
He forgot your birthday. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1475 |
Is he house broken? |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1476 |
Just ignore it. |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1477 |
He's asked us not to talk about him. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1478 |
Ken, I said, "Give her a sedative not a laxative." |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1479 |
Even he doesn't want to talk about it |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1480 |
Maybe we shouldn't have gotten rid of the mice |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1481 |
I wanted a 400-pound gorilla, but noooo. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1482 |
Do you think he even notices when we talk like he's not in the room? |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1483 |
"What's its name? I'd like to address the elephant in the room. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1484 |
No, I don't see anything. Why do you ask? |
1.2532 |
0.06853 |
79 |
66 |
6 |
7 |
1485 |
Was there something you wanted to tell me, dear? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1486 |
I tbought you had learned your lesson with that boat in the basement. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1487 |
Not my monkey, not my circus, not my elephant. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1488 |
If we don't talk, it's just going to pile up. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1489 |
In hindsight, she's hard to ignore. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1490 |
Was that thunder I just heard, Angela? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1491 |
Nobody respects elephants more than I do. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1492 |
What did you expect when you bought the 25 pound bag of peanuts at Cosco? |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1493 |
Phew... was that you? |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1494 |
I wonder where I put the remote... |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1495 |
I thought we agreed: we can get one as long as you clean up after it. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1496 |
Our marriage is one big cliche, Jack. |
1.2532 |
0.05243 |
79 |
60 |
18 |
1 |
1497 |
You want to discuss the election NOW??!! |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1498 |
I don't feel like couples counseling is working. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1499 |
Anything else you want me not to think about? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1500 |
Can we not talk about something else? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1501 |
Must you always take everything so literally! |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1502 |
But he's for Hillary. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1503 |
It's time we addressed the real issue, Jeff: Your obsession with the metaphorical. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1504 |
We need to work out the wrinkles. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1505 |
We can't just sweep it under the rug. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1506 |
Could we at least turn him around? |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1507 |
Fine, we won't talk about it, but can we talk about its litter box? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1508 |
She says she needed a break from the herd and found us on Airbnb. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1509 |
It's the eavesdropping that really bothers me. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1510 |
All right, he can stay, but you're housebreaking him. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1511 |
Why do you have to be so literal? |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1512 |
It was supposed to be a metaphor |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1513 |
That's the last time I order a fan, a rope, a hose, and a pillar from FourBlindMen.com! |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1514 |
I don't think I've ever felt so intimidated by the Republicans. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1515 |
We have to keep him hidden. Donald Trump wants the tusks to decorate Mara Lago. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1516 |
Can we talk about something else? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1517 |
There's something we need to talk about. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1518 |
The neighbor's tabby Jinx was found flattened in the hallway, who would do such a thing! |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1519 |
Yes I still like Governor Chris Christie why do you ask? |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1520 |
It's your turn to empty the litter box. |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1521 |
Did you empty the litter box? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1522 |
Did you even notice we have a new rug. |
1.2532 |
0.05243 |
79 |
60 |
18 |
1 |
1523 |
I forget what we were talking about. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1524 |
I'm talking about divorce, not the elephant in the room. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1525 |
Is there something you're neglecting to tell me, Stan? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1526 |
I'd rather discuss getting it OUT of the room. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1527 |
I'm just ignoring the two people in the room. |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1528 |
He's lost, poor thing. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1529 |
At least it's not an 800 pound gorilla. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1530 |
"The Macey's ad said they were having a 'Mammoth Sale'". |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1531 |
This makes it so much easier to bring up your alcoholism. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1532 |
That's a new wrinkle. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1533 |
I agree with Jumbo. We need to address the procrastinator in the armchair. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1534 |
You'll just have to tell your mother we don't have room for her. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1535 |
I don't want to talk about it. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1536 |
I don't know what you're talking about. |
1.2532 |
0.06853 |
79 |
66 |
6 |
7 |
1537 |
Do you smell peanuts? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1538 |
If you would just support Hillary, we wouldn't have this problem. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1539 |
When the Republican Party went under, why did you get custody of the mascot? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1540 |
The other choice was a bull in a china shop. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1541 |
We need a bigger apartment or smaller issues. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1542 |
Don't tell me who to vote for and I won't tell you where you can stuff your ballot |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1543 |
You're keeping something from me, aren't you?! |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1544 |
Did you notice that nearly half of this cartoon space is devoted to tRUMP? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1545 |
No, please enlighten me. What is the precise meaning of literally? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1546 |
I thought it was just a metaphor. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1547 |
You invited him, you get him a drink. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1548 |
I spoke to our decorator and we are thinking about grey. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1549 |
We're ahead in the polls, was it really necessary to steal their mascot too? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1550 |
So there really is an elephant in the room! |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1551 |
I mean, if you won't go to counseling, could we at least get a bigger room? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1552 |
Put the paper down. We have to talk about the rug. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1553 |
I take it there's something you'd like to talk about? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1554 |
He has not left the house since the last debate. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1555 |
You made your point. |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1556 |
OK, from now on our Airbnb listing will say; no cats, dogs or pachyderms. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1557 |
That's no way to address the elephant in the room. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1558 |
It's your turn to walk him. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1559 |
It's your turn to walk him. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1560 |
Are you sure that's everything you wanted to talk about? |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1561 |
Great, something else to sweep under the carpet! |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1562 |
Don't forget it's your turn to take him out for a walk. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1563 |
Honey, what's an eight letter word for a huge grey animal? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1564 |
We could ignore it if we had a bigger room. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1565 |
I hope he knows we are in the room? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1566 |
Why didn't we choose the metaphor? |
1.2532 |
0.06853 |
79 |
66 |
6 |
7 |
1567 |
Hon, he wants you to take him for a walk... |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1568 |
What was your first clue, Sherlock, that this time it's not metaphorical? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1569 |
I'm not changing my mind and this just reminds me of the giant ass he is. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1570 |
Is there something you need to tell me? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1571 |
It's the latest thing: the paca-doodle." |
1.2530 |
0.06143 |
83 |
67 |
11 |
5 |
1572 |
I told you he'd get bigger. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
1573 |
I can't find the laxative tablets that I set on the table. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
1574 |
We need to talk about how things have gotten way too literal. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1575 |
I'm allergic to cats. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1576 |
Well we can't leave him outside, this is a progressive area |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1577 |
If we ignore it, I think it will go away. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1578 |
She might forgive, but she'll never forget. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1579 |
Because the rabbi suggested it. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1580 |
Did you smell that? |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1581 |
Too bad we chose natural gas over natural light. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1582 |
We could move it to a room in the back while they make the Party great again |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1583 |
I've been meaning to talk to you about Fluffy. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1584 |
Ugh! That fly is a nuisance. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1585 |
O.K., this is me being 'literal'. We need to talk |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1586 |
He got voted out of the zoo. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1587 |
It's a no-conversation piece. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1588 |
Well, I guess we all know how you're going to vote |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1589 |
Is this really the best way to tell me you know about the affair? |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1590 |
Now this is the grey I want for the living room. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1591 |
I can't ignore it any longer—we've got to get an air freshener. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1592 |
Our unspoken agreement covered the 800 pound gorilla. We can't dance around this one. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1593 |
We can't put off talking about your party registration any longer. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1594 |
Frankly? I am tired of the footprints in the Jello. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1595 |
I told you to back it in. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1596 |
No. Nothing comes to mind. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1597 |
The interior decorator said it's a conversation piece. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1598 |
Say you're sorry. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1599 |
It's even harder to ignore when it's passing gas. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1600 |
I won't mention it, if you don't. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1601 |
I need to address the elephant in the room. What's his name again? |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1602 |
What can we do? He's hiding from Donald Trump. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1603 |
No, it's your turn to empty the litter. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1604 |
You've made your point. Now get him out of here. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1605 |
No, it's your turn to clean the litter box. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1606 |
Are you ready to talk about the Republican in the room? |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1607 |
We used to talk about everything |
1.2468 |
0.05280 |
77 |
59 |
17 |
1 |
1608 |
Now I get it. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1609 |
It's the latest Trump mailer--they're getting desperate. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1610 |
It's not going anywhere till you start talking. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1611 |
He's trying to ignore the people in the room. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1612 |
No one every talks about the smell! |
1.2468 |
0.06705 |
77 |
64 |
7 |
6 |
1613 |
You wanted a pet. . . you clean up after him. |
1.2468 |
0.06705 |
77 |
64 |
7 |
6 |
1614 |
Let's talk about the carpet in the room. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1615 |
So, how was your day, Honey? |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1616 |
Was that thunder or does Elsie have the tummy rumbles? |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1617 |
Put down that paper, get his leash and take him for a walk before he goes on the carpet again! |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1618 |
He should go to a red state where he belongs. |
1.2468 |
0.06705 |
77 |
64 |
7 |
6 |
1619 |
Oh, Robert, must you dredge up these tired cliches? |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1620 |
Its your turn to take him out |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1621 |
So..... is there something you want to tell me? |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1622 |
I got it at Harrods honey. Yank on it's tail and the light goes off. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1623 |
You said it was only a metaphor. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1624 |
No, I didn't say the litter box is in the garage now. I said the garage now is the litter box. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1625 |
We need to talk about the palpable sexual tension between us. |
1.2468 |
0.07197 |
77 |
66 |
3 |
8 |
1626 |
I don' want to talk about him when he' standing right there. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1627 |
Me not Jane; you not Tarzan! |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1628 |
You are ignoring the fact he is the biggest ass in the room. |
1.2468 |
0.06705 |
77 |
64 |
7 |
6 |
1629 |
I know there is an elephant in the room, but is it Asian or African? |
1.2468 |
0.06705 |
77 |
64 |
7 |
6 |
1630 |
Honey, it's hard to ignore the elephant in the room when he's spouting nonsense and running for president. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1631 |
I'm beginning to miss the 800-pound gorilla. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1632 |
Why are we not discussing this!? |
1.2468 |
0.06705 |
77 |
64 |
7 |
6 |
1633 |
You THINK she has IBS? |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1634 |
It's your turn to walk him. |
1.2468 |
0.06956 |
77 |
65 |
5 |
7 |
1635 |
We might lose the security deposit. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1636 |
Are you wearing a new cologne? |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1637 |
You might need to look at it from my perspective. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1638 |
The SPCA found him in the Trump Tower lobby. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1639 |
I think we need to stop shopping at Whole Foods. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1640 |
Do I smell gas? |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1641 |
He won't look at us since he forgot our anniversary. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1642 |
I'm switching parties. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1643 |
Actually, running away and joining the circus isn't a terrible idea. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1644 |
Well, at least he's not white. |
1.2468 |
0.05280 |
77 |
59 |
17 |
1 |
1645 |
She's pregnant. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1646 |
Don't you think it's time we discussed the election? |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1647 |
Well, what DO you want to talk about? |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1648 |
Read quickly. Jumbo's paper trained. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1649 |
We have to get up. He wants to turn around. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1650 |
Shall we talk about the cliche in the room. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1651 |
I still want to exchange him for a donkey. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1652 |
who farted? |
1.2468 |
0.06956 |
77 |
65 |
5 |
7 |
1653 |
We should have gone with fly in the ointment. |
1.2468 |
0.06705 |
77 |
64 |
7 |
6 |
1654 |
Don't blame me! I tried to tell you he's going to grow up. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1655 |
You really don't know what we need to discuss? |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1656 |
Can we please talk about something else? |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1657 |
He's too ashamed to go out in public since Trump. |
1.2468 |
0.06705 |
77 |
64 |
7 |
6 |
1658 |
That's the problem with one-click shopping and overnight delivery-- no time to plan for the consequences. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1659 |
Did you just fart? |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1660 |
We're gonna need a bigger room. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1661 |
Unbelievable! They refuse to acknowledge me. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1662 |
It feels a little tight, but there's plenty of space in the trunk. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1663 |
And the best part is he's already housebroken. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1664 |
The elephant in the room is that you won't admit there's an elephant in the room. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1665 |
It's the excrement I can't ignore. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1666 |
Maybe if we did discuss it, it'll leave. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1667 |
You know, it's not going to go away just because you don't want to talk about it. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1668 |
Oh Oh, Grab your shovel, He looks like he is going to take a Trump Dump. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1669 |
I know you don't want to talk about the you know who in the you know where, but it's your turn to walk him. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1670 |
We're going to need a bigger litter box. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1671 |
Now can we talk about getting it out of the room? |
1.2468 |
0.05280 |
77 |
59 |
17 |
1 |
1672 |
He just wants to be noticed. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1673 |
It is embarrassed to leave the house until the election is over. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1674 |
I agreed to let him hide out here from the Trump boys. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1675 |
No, it's not because I'm a Democrat. I wouldn't want a damned donkey in the house either. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1676 |
No, Harold, I am not speaking metaphorically. There is literally an elephant in the room. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1677 |
I disagree. Metaphors *can* smell bad. |
1.2468 |
0.06705 |
77 |
64 |
7 |
6 |
1678 |
I told you we should have voted Democratic. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1679 |
It won't go away unless we talk about it. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1680 |
After the parade he doesn't come back, right? |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1681 |
Okay, Harold! We've been avoiding this for too long! |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1682 |
I don't know what you're talking about. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1683 |
How come we never talk about the one ounce canary in the room? |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1684 |
Hasn't this tif with the condo association gone far enough? |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1685 |
Do you know what will happen when he loses? |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1686 |
Are you sure you checked the Lost & Found section? |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1687 |
I do so smell gas. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1688 |
Don't worry, he is on his way out |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1689 |
'Can we talk about something else for a change?' |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1690 |
It’s definitely your turn to clean out the litter tray |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1691 |
I have no idea what you're talking about |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1692 |
Dear are you sure Donald has sent one to everybody who made a GOP campaign contribution? |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1693 |
Could we please discuss something besides politics for a change? |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1694 |
Regardless of what happened in college, Richard, my feelings about threesomes aren't going to change now. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1695 |
It feels so spacious now that his kids left |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1696 |
OK, you proved your point. There are some elephants in the room that people will talk about. |
1.2468 |
0.05280 |
77 |
59 |
17 |
1 |
1697 |
What's that smell? |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1698 |
You're sure there's no notice about a lost elephant in the classifieds? Check again. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1699 |
I don't want to talk about it. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1700 |
What - you'd prefer a donkey in the room? |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1701 |
Can we please talk about something else? |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1702 |
There's a poppy seed on your tooth. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1703 |
The campaign souvenirs have to go. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1704 |
Yes, this is the rescue animal, Fluffy, I spoke of.... |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1705 |
We should tell him that Trump is gone forever now so he can go outside again. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1706 |
Last night I heard her talking about the people in the room. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1707 |
You never want to talk about it. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1708 |
He's pouting because no one will address the elephant in the room. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1709 |
Why does it insist on ignoring us? |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
1710 |
So what did you want to talk about? |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1711 |
Go see how he filled the other room. |
1.2468 |
0.06705 |
77 |
64 |
7 |
6 |
1712 |
Just paint the walls gray and maybe he'll blend in. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1713 |
We've been ignoring it for years, Mort. It just won't go away! |
1.2436 |
0.05824 |
78 |
62 |
13 |
3 |
1714 |
Alright! Sorry I misunderstood you when you said you wanted to tickle the ivories! |
1.2436 |
0.06370 |
78 |
64 |
9 |
5 |
1715 |
What's that expression for an obvious thing that nobody talks about? |
1.2436 |
0.05221 |
78 |
60 |
17 |
1 |
1716 |
Then what ELSE shall we talk about? |
1.2436 |
0.05531 |
78 |
61 |
15 |
2 |
1717 |
But on the other hand, the flowers in the meadow should be rather spectacular this summer. |
1.2436 |
0.06103 |
78 |
63 |
11 |
4 |
1718 |
Honey, I feel like there's something you're forgetting to tell me. |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
1719 |
Put the paper down. Don't ignore the Janet in the room. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
1720 |
It's your turn. I walked him this afternoon. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1721 |
Can we at least talk about the air quality? |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1722 |
A typical politician, the public face a blowhard and the other end-full of crap! |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1723 |
The rug in the room, is it Indian or African? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1724 |
Keep reading if you must. But it's in the room.... |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1725 |
No more house-sitting for the Ringleys. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1726 |
Don't get mad at.him. He forgets where the box is. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1727 |
Is there something you'd like to talk about? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1728 |
John, we need to talk about the metaphor in the room. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1729 |
I like the ones who weren't captured. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1730 |
No, you bring it up. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1731 |
Politics today is devoid of decency, civility, serious policy discussion, and subtle, non-literal figures of speech. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1732 |
If you would only address it, we would have so much more space. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1733 |
So are we just not going to talk about your plans to vote Republican in the next election? |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1734 |
I have this feeling the end is near |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1735 |
No, I wanted the matching couch and loveseat, you're the one that insisted on the metaphorical idiom. |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1736 |
Who knew you'd receive such a grand retirement bonus from the zoo? |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1737 |
Mother warned me about marrying a Hannibal. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1738 |
We acknowledged. Now what? |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1739 |
Looks like the 400 lb. gorilla called in sick again. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1740 |
I'm looking forward to him moving out Nov. 9th... |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1741 |
The doctor seems really optimistic about pet therapy. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1742 |
A cat would have been fine. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1743 |
They said it was just until they got their party back together. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1744 |
I don't want to talk about the elephant in the room. I want to talk about what's wrong with our marriage. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1745 |
Bubbles needs a bathroom break Walt. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1746 |
It's your turn to walk him. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1747 |
Still think I misused the word "literally" for dramatic effect? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1748 |
I have a hard time visualizing Trump's base. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1749 |
The decorator said it was jungle motif! |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1750 |
I liked the gorilla better. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1751 |
He didn't forget YOUR birthday! |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1752 |
I told you not to trust photos on eBay. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1753 |
I'm still voting for Hillary |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1754 |
Telling Albert "go big or go home" isn't being helpful, dear. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1755 |
Anything for 'former circus star'?...... |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1756 |
No more speaking metaphorically, Hubert. There is an elephant in the room. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1757 |
There was one significant topic the de Brunhoffs rarely discussed |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1758 |
Your turn to run the sweeper. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1759 |
I finally understand how Canada feels. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1760 |
Must you bring your work home from the zoo? |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1761 |
My mother wears a size 14. Why do you ask? |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1762 |
T-rump |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1763 |
Can you at least admit her presence ? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1764 |
You're sure it's just full of hot air? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1765 |
It's so hard to keep a flying carpet on the ground. |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1766 |
I was thinking of a golden retriever. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1767 |
Did you see that the pork roast is 10% off at Costco. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1768 |
Can you believe the airlines turned down my service animal request again? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1769 |
I looked a gift horse in the mouth, led another one to water, then finally decided to go with Jumbo here. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1770 |
Let's not litigate it. What's dung is dung. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1771 |
Fred, it's your turn: he needs to go out. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1772 |
You've taken your interest in the Republican Party too far. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1773 |
Does this elephant make me look fat? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1774 |
I'm talking about your gambling. What did you think I meant? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1775 |
You're voting for Hillary, right? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1776 |
I think it's better if we don't talk about it. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1777 |
Are you blind Henry? It's YUGE. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1778 |
We're out of peanuts again |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1779 |
They can have their mascot back after the election. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1780 |
With the polls as they are, a GOP yard sign just wasn't enough to swing things. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1781 |
I told you we should have gotten the donkey. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1782 |
He keeps his backside to the TV. Can't stand to watch the news. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1783 |
You did get the XXXL broom, right? |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1784 |
Well, that's funny. All these years I've been thinking you were the one who was uncomfortable talking about it. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1785 |
It's your turn to take him for a walk. |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1786 |
My psychologist suggested I bring him home... Let's talk about our sex life Frank. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1787 |
He's a Grand Old Party pooper. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1788 |
That's too literal a metaphor, doncha think? |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1789 |
He's the only thing we ever talk about. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1790 |
He's hiding from Donald. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1791 |
Look out! He's going to take a Drumpf! |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1792 |
The elephant in the room is in the room. |
1.2368 |
0.06720 |
76 |
64 |
6 |
6 |
1793 |
How did you get her on the elevator? |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1794 |
I thought it was just a figure of speech. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1795 |
Fostering abandoned animals for the local ASPCA is a worthy project but I really think they're taking advantage of us. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1796 |
If you say--It's the elephant in the room--one more time, I'm leaving. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1797 |
Well, we can't ignore him any longer--we're out of kitty litter. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1798 |
What do you mean, 'Things have a way of working themselves out?' |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1799 |
I see you're still leaning toward voting Republican. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1800 |
Please tell me the Dems can take back the house this year. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1801 |
These reminders to vote sure have gotten insistent. |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1802 |
So...because the Klinemans got a Great Dane, you had to one-up them again? |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1803 |
Do you ever wonder where he poops? |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1804 |
Poor thing was frightened by an orange-haired orangutan. |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1805 |
I don't mind the poop, it's that groping trunk. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1806 |
Fine, I get it. You're "Not With Her". |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1807 |
Says he is looking for a party. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1808 |
He ate the thousand pound Gorilla. |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1809 |
Noah called and said we could bring one guest. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1810 |
No, right now I'm talking about the man reading the newspaper in the room! |
1.2368 |
0.05254 |
76 |
59 |
16 |
1 |
1811 |
Do we bill AirBnb or the Republican party? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1812 |
Did you remember to go to your AA meeting this week? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1813 |
Would you believe it's voting for Hillary? |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1814 |
I guess when you donate a generous amount, the gifts really do increase as well. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1815 |
I hope you thought to buy a shovel, too. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1816 |
Do you think this rug is Indian or African? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1817 |
It's gonna take a lot of kitty litter |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1818 |
He used to be the GOP mascot but decided on a change of career. |
1.2368 |
0.06720 |
76 |
64 |
6 |
6 |
1819 |
If we talk about it, will it leave? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1820 |
He would have been poached if I didn't take him. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1821 |
Humor me Jim. Just walk directly over to the other side of the room and then back, and tell me about the experience. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1822 |
It's your turn to clean out the litter box. |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1823 |
Notice what ? |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1824 |
It's your turn to walk him. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1825 |
I think we should discuss the Republican in the room. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1826 |
He must think we are the proverbial couple who just sit around all day. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1827 |
Ignoring the problem, only makes it bigger. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1828 |
But I always thought it was just an expression! |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1829 |
I think it's about time we addressed the obvious, Frank... Did you wear that same shirt yesterday? |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1830 |
Just keep doing it. It worked for the gorilla. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1831 |
Anyway, it's less expensive than going on a safari |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1832 |
Alright, then let's talk about the lizard in the dishwasher. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1833 |
No. You go first! |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1834 |
Honey, does this actually make you a better Republican? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1835 |
Okay, okay....we can talk about who you're voting for. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1836 |
'It's your turn to clean the litter box' |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1837 |
Do you really think we'll be rid of him after Nov. 8th? |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1838 |
Because it hurts his feelings when we talk about him--that's why. |
1.2368 |
0.06720 |
76 |
64 |
6 |
6 |
1839 |
We'd both like it if you stopped calling things you don't like "irrelephant." |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1840 |
Your turn to take him outside |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1841 |
Why do we always have to talk about him? |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1842 |
I haven't seen our 800 pound gorilla all day. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1843 |
For goodness' sake, Harold, put that paper down. You're blocking the light! |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1844 |
I'll need that section for his paper training when you're done. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1845 |
On the bright side, he's teaching me pilates. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1846 |
Just so you know. I'm not walking him. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1847 |
Screw it, I'm going to talk about it. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1848 |
You've simply gone too far to defend your usage of the word "literally." |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1849 |
Do you want to talk about it? |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1850 |
Just locker room talk, dear. It doesn't count. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1851 |
I didn't mean it literally, Todd. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1852 |
It's your turn to clean the litter box. |
1.2368 |
0.06720 |
76 |
64 |
6 |
6 |
1853 |
It really does look like Trump is the new face of the Republican Party. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1854 |
When I said "Dump Trump," I didn't mean in our living room! |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1855 |
What do you mean "What elephant?"? |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1856 |
'Don't you dare say it.' |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1857 |
I find it easier to ignore him than an 800 pound gorilla. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1858 |
Seventeen letters; unseen nemesis?? |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1859 |
If we don't talk about him, does he exist? |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1860 |
Bet you’ll know it’s in the room when you have to clean up after it. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1861 |
Dear, Is there something we're avoiding? |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
1862 |
So, how is this better that the gorilla in the room? |
1.2368 |
0.06720 |
76 |
64 |
6 |
6 |
1863 |
She's left the Republican Party and decided to join the circus. |
1.2368 |
0.06720 |
76 |
64 |
6 |
6 |
1864 |
So the pet shop clerk asks: By any chance is this 'birthday boy' you speak of a Republican? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1865 |
There's something big I've been meaning to talk to you about. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1866 |
Seriously...? We're not going to talk about it? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1867 |
Why so secretive? Just tell me who you're voting for. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1868 |
Just because he is here does not mean that I am going to stop talking about the other elephant in the room. |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1869 |
Lets address this before it gets any bigger |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1870 |
We need to talk. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1871 |
How long are we going to avoid talking about getting a bigger room? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1872 |
Put the paper down for a sec. |
1.2368 |
0.06720 |
76 |
64 |
6 |
6 |
1873 |
In my dream a donkey swallows him whole, and we regain control of the house. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1874 |
I have a feeling something bad is about to happen |
1.2368 |
0.06720 |
76 |
64 |
6 |
6 |
1875 |
Well, you're a man. I guess it wouldn't be obvious to you. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1876 |
You can't tell me anymore the floor can't hold up under a tiny weeny pool table. |
1.2368 |
0.05254 |
76 |
59 |
16 |
1 |
1877 |
We gonna talk about what's on the dining room rug? |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1878 |
Perhaps a bigger light bulb would be helpful. |
1.2368 |
0.06720 |
76 |
64 |
6 |
6 |
1879 |
That's the last time I click on "Adopt An Endangered Animal." |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1880 |
So I'm guessing that either you cheated on me, or that's a real elephant. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1881 |
You still haven't told me who you're voting for. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1882 |
Outside again? I told you not to eat so many peanuts. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1883 |
He followed me home. You know how I get with strays. |
1.2368 |
0.06453 |
76 |
63 |
8 |
5 |
1884 |
Then tell me who Patty is, Harold! |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1885 |
He can't find his party. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1886 |
We need to talk. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1887 |
I will really be glad when the election is over! |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1888 |
My mother called. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1889 |
It doesn't go with the rug. |
1.2368 |
0.05254 |
76 |
59 |
16 |
1 |
1890 |
I walked him this morning. |
1.2368 |
0.05254 |
76 |
59 |
16 |
1 |
1891 |
Why is it that you never want to discuss the gorilla in the bedroom? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1892 |
Still think your vote doesn't matter? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1893 |
I'm not talking about it. |
1.2338 |
0.06639 |
77 |
65 |
6 |
6 |
1894 |
I didn't put my party's symbol in here because you're already such an ass. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
1895 |
You NEVER want to talk about it. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
1896 |
What are you thinking about? |
1.2338 |
0.06639 |
77 |
65 |
6 |
6 |
1897 |
You know, it's awkward for me too, you guys. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
1898 |
The Grimshaws have a champion poodle, the Wainrights have an albino ferret, the Russos raise exotic tropical fish. If I had known you were this competitive I never would have married you. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
1899 |
If I were you I'd stop obsessing about the 800-pound gorilla. |
1.2338 |
0.06639 |
77 |
65 |
6 |
6 |
1900 |
He won't go outside until it's all over. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
1901 |
Was there something you wanted to talk about? |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
1902 |
Do you think the end is in sight? |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
1903 |
Did you clean the box? |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
1904 |
Not to worry. Next week we get the donkey. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
1905 |
I have a strong feeling that there's something big that we're not seeing. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
1906 |
Well, at least the lawn looks good. |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
1907 |
Oh yeah, now I remember!! |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
1908 |
Really? Where are you going to put the litter box? |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
1909 |
He's hiding here until the post-election stuff blows over. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
1910 |
Just ignore him. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
1911 |
Nancy, I told you, when my circus takes off we'll buy a bigger place. |
1.2308 |
0.06301 |
78 |
65 |
8 |
5 |
1912 |
I don't see him either but it's your turn to clean it up. |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
1913 |
Nice try, but Trump is still the biggest ass to represent the republican party. |
1.2308 |
0.06301 |
78 |
65 |
8 |
5 |
1914 |
I don't care if he is the last member of his party, in November he has to go. |
1.2308 |
0.06560 |
78 |
66 |
6 |
6 |
1915 |
Must you always state the obvious? |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
1916 |
Well, what do ya know? This ironic elephant is ignoring us. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1917 |
He's not going to be IGNORED, Dan! |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1918 |
Do you think NOW might be the time to talk about it? |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1919 |
I'm with her!!! |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1920 |
I've just got a lot on my rug right now. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1921 |
I know we wanted to make a strong political statement, but in hindsight...... |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
1922 |
Honestly Ed, you've let this Republican thing get out of hand. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1923 |
The fact that we prefer not to see you twerk doesn't mean we don't love you. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1924 |
Why couldn't you just get curtains? |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1925 |
Of course you don't see it. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1926 |
I still say our relationship needs more space. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1927 |
The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1928 |
I think he has to go out |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1929 |
I'm not going to state the obvious, but christ, what an a**hole |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1930 |
Isn't your turn to take him out for a walk? |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1931 |
I'm not being figurative. Look up. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1932 |
You can keep on ignoring it, but I still think it's a problem we have to discuss. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1933 |
Ignoring doesn't seem to be working! |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1934 |
Did you have a post-election plan for him? |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1935 |
Ignore him. He just wants attention. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1936 |
Should we talk about who's coming for Thanksgiving? |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1937 |
Really? That wasn't you?! |
1.2267 |
0.06731 |
75 |
64 |
5 |
6 |
1938 |
I wish we could talk about the mouse in the room instead. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1939 |
The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1940 |
Can you think of an eight-letter word beginning with "e" and ending with "nt" besides "erumpent"? / |
1.2267 |
0.06731 |
75 |
64 |
5 |
6 |
1941 |
Honey, your call. We can either talk now, or tomorrow it’s the 800-pound gorilla. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1942 |
Even the elephant in the room is left-leaning. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1943 |
I know, right? And fifty per cent off, too! |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1944 |
I think the big elephant in the room is the big elephant in the room. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1945 |
Eventually we'll have to talk about it! |
1.2267 |
0.04867 |
75 |
58 |
17 |
0 |
1946 |
Well, can't we at least talk about this? |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
1947 |
I know, I know, but can we please talk about something else for a change? |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1948 |
And then there's the litter box! |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1949 |
When I said you could bring home a souvenir from your safari trip, I was thinking a hat. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1950 |
Why, again, is it so important that the carpet doesn't roll up on the edges? |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1951 |
He's here for the piano |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1952 |
Yes, everything is fine. Why do you ask? |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1953 |
I know you want people to know your still a Republican, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1954 |
He says he'll never forget he once lived here. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1955 |
Oh sure, ignore me and talk to the elephant. Ask him why he's in the room Albert! Why is he in the room? |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
1956 |
'This time, I ride and you shovel." |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1957 |
Your concern about ivory poachers has gone too far! |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1958 |
Okay I guess, but only until he turns to his left. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1959 |
Let me guess, you want a penny for my thoughts? |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1960 |
That is NOT the elephant in the room I'm talking about! |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1961 |
He's not voting for Trump either. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1962 |
Are we missing something? |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1963 |
There's something I need to bring up... |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1964 |
Why does it always have to be 'the elephant in the room'? Why can't it be, say, 'the impala in the room'? |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1965 |
I get the feeling that you're not telling me something. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1966 |
He hates it when we talk about him. |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
1967 |
If you would just seal that gap under the garage door ,we would not have this problem ! |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1968 |
Darling, on the donation check, did you write 'pac' or 'pachyderm'? |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1969 |
Did you pack his trunk? |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
1970 |
He won't go out. He's afraid he'll run into a nasty woman. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1971 |
Are you going to say something or shall I? |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
1972 |
Our therapist said we're supposed to talk to it. |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
1973 |
I'm just saying, I do not think probosciuity should not hinder anyone from becoming president. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1974 |
Now do you want to talk?" |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1975 |
I don't know what you're talking about. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1976 |
Oh, now is never a good time for you. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1977 |
Can't you at least acknowledge the elephant in the room? |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1978 |
Relax! If he's not house trained I'll take him back to SPCA |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1979 |
Must you always be so literal when we argue? |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
1980 |
Oh Yeah!? Then you clean his litter box. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1981 |
Nobody puts Baby in a corner. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1982 |
But you promised; no more rescue animals. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1983 |
Sorry, but he wouldn't fit in the basket with the other deplorables. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1984 |
Luckily, "into the lion's den" wasn't a metaphor that Tom was familiar with. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1985 |
Ok, so you're not speaking ,metaphorically. |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
1986 |
Oh nothing. What's new with you? |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1987 |
I feel like we're forgetting something..... |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1988 |
Honey, put the paper down quickly! On the floor to your left. Just do it, OK? |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1989 |
I don't want to talk about it. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1990 |
Nothing we've talked about can leave this room. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1991 |
No, it's YOUR turn to walk him. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1992 |
I've had enough, we are getting a mouse! |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1993 |
Must you always bring up the obvious. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1994 |
They were out of Gorillas |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1995 |
I would prefer a donkey in the room. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
1996 |
Well, he's definitely not getting a good review on Airbnb. |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
1997 |
Fine. Finish the paper before walking him. But if he has another accident, you’re cleaning it up. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1998 |
And then there's the smell. You can't pretend you don't smell that. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1999 |
You know...hon...today's my birthday... |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2000 |
I don't know what to tell you, Stew, the Health Department wouldn't sign off on the donkey. |
1.2267 |
0.06731 |
75 |
64 |
5 |
6 |
2001 |
We just never talk about it. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2002 |
What will it take to get your attention? |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2003 |
Honey, we have to quit the party. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2004 |
We need to talk about what happened to the gorilla. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2005 |
First it was the footprints in the butter, now the broken fence... |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2006 |
This editorial really brings the metaphor to life |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2007 |
It does take the fun out of being a Republican. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2008 |
If you don't want to talk about it, fine. I just don't want us to be accused of having started some metaphorical idiom. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2009 |
Couldn't we talk about something else for a change? |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2010 |
I know he's a symbol and I appreciate all the trouble you've gone to but I cannot, will not vote for that man! |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2011 |
I think there's bigger things in the room to talk about if that tail goes up! |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2012 |
No big news? |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2013 |
Surely, this isn't what they meant by "Adopt-an-Elephant!" |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
2014 |
just another big ass republican taking over the room |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
2015 |
The room just seems smaller since we traded in the couch. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
2016 |
He didn't like the verbally abusive ringmaster. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2017 |
Just a reminder.....measure twice, adopt once. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2018 |
I don't see it, I can't find it, I don't know what you are talking about... |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2019 |
Not to bring up the lamp in the room, but... |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
2020 |
Oh, look! The paper says the Circus is in town! |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
2021 |
I think he ignores us on purpose. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2022 |
Thanks for letting me stop by. It's a jungle out there this time of year |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2023 |
Sometimes I feel like our marriage is one big clichè. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2024 |
What about the no pet clause? |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2025 |
You are taking your loyalty to the Republican Party too far! |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2026 |
I wanted a bird in the hand, but you said, 'let's think big!' |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2027 |
It's your birthday wish from 1982. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2028 |
I am just going to say it, there's an elephant in the room. |
1.2267 |
0.06731 |
75 |
64 |
5 |
6 |
2029 |
Let's agree to ignore this. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2030 |
So when is your mother coming to visit? |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
2031 |
You want to keep that thing, you go hire Mike Pence to clean up behind it! |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2032 |
You've referred to it many times. Now it's here. So what. . |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2033 |
How many times do I have to tell you that it is bigger than both of us! |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2034 |
Look, the deal we made when Mittens was alive is still in force: I buy the litter and you clean out the box. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
2035 |
Let's not talk about it. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2036 |
She is not! Mama's just big boned. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
2037 |
Honest to God, I'm sick of it! Can't we discuss something else in the room? |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
2038 |
"Elephant? What elephant? |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2039 |
You better move...Trump's about to speak again. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
2040 |
He reminds me of an older you. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2041 |
Again...blocking my light. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2042 |
No, it's your turn to change the litter box. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2043 |
I thought this would help mask the metaphorical version. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2044 |
I don't have any idea what you're talking about. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2045 |
Nothing to talk about? |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2046 |
Sydney, don't worry, he's only staying till the 9th. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2047 |
Well, are we going to address the elephant in the room? |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2048 |
I'm praying that he's house broken! |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2049 |
Can we please talk about something *besides* the elephant in the room? |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2050 |
And as head of the Auburn Alumni Committee, you thought stealing their mascot was a good idea? I mean, if it were a cat or a duck i might be on board, but this! |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2051 |
It's just until after the election. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2052 |
We used to be able to talk about anything. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2053 |
You know he doesn't like it when you talk about the size of his ears. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2054 |
When you say that we can't keep ignoring him, you're referring to the elephant right? |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
2055 |
Good idea, but do they make the kind of litter boxes we're gonna need? |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2056 |
And they delivered it in less than an hour! |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2057 |
Isn't it obvious? |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2058 |
Ok, Honey, what's bothering you? |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2059 |
Honey, can you tickle the ivory one more time? |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2060 |
What's that smell? |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2061 |
We'll tell him he's adopted next year. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2062 |
I don't care if his name is idiom, metaphor or cliche, I want him out of my house! |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2063 |
Keep quiet dear, he doesn't know he is here. |
1.2237 |
0.06379 |
76 |
64 |
7 |
5 |
2064 |
Well, Gary, we might as well address it now. Is he up to date on his shots? |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
2065 |
The vet called. He says it's going to be quintuplets. |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
2066 |
You can call it a cliché if you want but I still think we have to discuss it. |
1.2237 |
0.05493 |
76 |
61 |
13 |
2 |
2067 |
I think the landlord's getting suspicious. |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
2068 |
Honey, I don't want to adopt again. There. I said it. |
1.2237 |
0.06379 |
76 |
64 |
7 |
5 |
2069 |
I think it's time we talked about you know what |
1.2237 |
0.05493 |
76 |
61 |
13 |
2 |
2070 |
'Do you think ears are for show? I CAN HEAR YOU!' |
1.2237 |
0.06379 |
76 |
64 |
7 |
5 |
2071 |
It's your turn to clean up. |
1.2237 |
0.05164 |
76 |
60 |
15 |
1 |
2072 |
We need to talk about the elephant in the room -- I hate this rug. |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
2073 |
honey, no offense but i just bathed the elephant, so i know its not her.....but you smell |
1.2237 |
0.06908 |
76 |
66 |
3 |
7 |
2074 |
You can ignore me by reading the paper, but you can't ignore him. |
1.2237 |
0.06649 |
76 |
65 |
5 |
6 |
2075 |
This is not what I meant when I said 'African Decor.' |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
2076 |
Either we talk about it or you are going to clean up. |
1.2237 |
0.06379 |
76 |
64 |
7 |
5 |
2077 |
I'm not ignoring it, I'm giving it the cold shoulder. |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
2078 |
No. Why? |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
2079 |
You're right, it's better than the gorilla. |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
2080 |
I think we need to think outside of the room. |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
2081 |
This is a good example, but I still don't think that 'bigly' is a real word. |
1.2208 |
0.06026 |
77 |
64 |
9 |
4 |
2082 |
Why is it that every time I want to discuss something important, you want to talk about the elephant? |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2083 |
He's trying his best to be inconspicuous. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2084 |
Who's going to tell Donald it's all over? |
1.2192 |
0.06542 |
73 |
62 |
6 |
5 |
2085 |
His poop is worse than his bite. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2086 |
I don't understand why we need to talk about it at all. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2087 |
. . . which reminds me of a cliché. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2088 |
He's got an allergy to what? |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2089 |
We can talk about it or we can move. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2090 |
There is nothing to discuss! |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2091 |
John we've been married 35 years I think we should talk about the elephant in the room |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2092 |
What do you mean, we're not going to talk about it? |
1.2192 |
0.06542 |
73 |
62 |
6 |
5 |
2093 |
Do you think he'll leave on November 9th? |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2094 |
Some things are better left unsaid. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2095 |
Not much. I had some time to kill, so I stopped by the pet store. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2096 |
Nobody in this room is voting for Trump. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2097 |
Never tell an elephant he's hung like a horse. |
1.2192 |
0.06542 |
73 |
62 |
6 |
5 |
2098 |
Don't worry, he'll move out on 9 November |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2099 |
Do you smell it, too? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2100 |
Can we talk about something else for a change? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2101 |
And he thought miss universe needed to lose weight... |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2102 |
It's not like you can just sweep this one under the rug. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2103 |
Just once I wish you'd resist saying the obvious. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2104 |
Another super delegate, another pile of crap. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2105 |
Have you noticed a faint odor of peanuts in the room? |
1.2192 |
0.06542 |
73 |
62 |
6 |
5 |
2106 |
Don't worry, it's just a Trump l'oeil. |
1.2192 |
0.06542 |
73 |
62 |
6 |
5 |
2107 |
So I suppose you expect me to walk him like the last elephant? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2108 |
First an 800 pound gorilla in the room, now an elephant. Can't we just talk to each other? |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2109 |
I don't see the gorilla, and the bull's in the shop. |
1.2192 |
0.06542 |
73 |
62 |
6 |
5 |
2110 |
Elephant? What elephant? |
1.2192 |
0.06826 |
73 |
63 |
4 |
6 |
2111 |
It's your mother back to haunt us. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2112 |
Give me one good reason why I can't have a mouse. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2113 |
You left the garage door open again. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2114 |
Can we please not talk about it? |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2115 |
He wants his girlfriend to move in. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2116 |
Is there something we should be talking about? |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2117 |
It's your turn to let him sit in your lap. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2118 |
Just ignore it. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2119 |
Oh, so you want to talk about the elephant in the room now, but not when our therapist asks about it? |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2120 |
I don't know. Where did you last see the leash? |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2121 |
I'll be so glad when the election's over. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2122 |
Sure, it's housebroken, but I'm more worried about a broken house. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2123 |
That inflatable beast will go in our yard over my dead body. |
1.2192 |
0.06826 |
73 |
63 |
4 |
6 |
2124 |
Oh, I don’t know, Karl – what do YOU want to talk about? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2125 |
The GOP has more troubles than I thought. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2126 |
How 'bout them Cubs? |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2127 |
You are absolutely sure nothing is wrong? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2128 |
What makes you think I'm hiding something? |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2129 |
You're the dumbo. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2130 |
I think a donkey would restore some balance. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2131 |
I told you, they become very big. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2132 |
Honestly? I'd rather have you make mountains out of molehills. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2133 |
I'm not being figurative. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2134 |
You and your damn cliches. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2135 |
The elephant in the room is this elephant in the room. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2136 |
This I can tell you, whatever the lying media may say, that elephant is huge. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2137 |
We need a bigger living room. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2138 |
Putin wants out. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2139 |
All right, I'll walk him this week, but you have to clean up. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2140 |
It's a metaphor, Charles, a metaphor! |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2141 |
I did look at puppies! But he was so cute. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2142 |
But what if "the elephant in the room" is actually an elephant IN THE ROOM! |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2143 |
Even if I agree to take down the yard sign? |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2144 |
What's your cat's name? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2145 |
Isn't it obvious? She's upset he called her a fatso. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2146 |
I appreciate your extended analysis of my evolving sex drive, Harry, but I was referring to the actual elephant. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2147 |
I'm worried about that too, but I think we'd have to feed it first. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2148 |
Why do we have to talk about it? Can't we just get it out of here? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2149 |
I know you addressed it, but that didn't make it go away. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2150 |
I am mostly worried that our cleaning lady will quit. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2151 |
Your choice, get the peanuts or get the shovel |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2152 |
No, ignoring it will not just make it go away... |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2153 |
There was no elephant in the room before we started discussing one. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2154 |
It's a thoughtless gift. I'm a democrat. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2155 |
Do you remember what we were talking about? |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2156 |
No, nothing's wrong. Why do you ask? |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2157 |
Call the mahout, Dear; I think she needs to go for a walk. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2158 |
Do you smell peanuts ? |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2159 |
Anything else new? |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2160 |
I cannot believe these people are acting like they can't see me! |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2161 |
Once he's potty trained you'll barely notice him |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2162 |
It's just not what I had in mind when I agreed to adopt a "rescue". |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2163 |
'Okay, and we won't talk about the loser in the room either.' |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2164 |
Hold it in, Fred. This is your big chance to really impress them and finally make partner. Don't take a massive dump on the rug. You got this. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2165 |
Let's not talk about it. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2166 |
I forgot what I was going to say. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2167 |
I could have sworn I put the bowl of peanuts on this table. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2168 |
Did I mention I found mice droppings in the kitchen this afternoon? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2169 |
But in this case, Henry, the 'elephant in the room" is, in fact, an elephant. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2170 |
It's your turn to walk him, |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2171 |
She's upset because the neighbor's hyena said the color gray makes her look fat. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2172 |
I thought you said our daughter has a dumb beau. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2173 |
Its your turn to walk him. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2174 |
Why can't you just forget about it? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2175 |
I think we need to talk about this in another room. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2176 |
Just when you are trying to distance yourself from the other party! |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2177 |
He feels like there's no room to grow in this relationship. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2178 |
Is it my imagination or has the GOP gotten a little...smelly? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2179 |
I always assumed it represented your fascination with Internet porn, but now you're saying we've been living with an actual elephant in the room all these years? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2180 |
I'd rather not discuss it. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2181 |
It's your turn to take her for a walk. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2182 |
Trust me, dung is the fuel of the future. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2183 |
All you ever want to talk about is the elephant in the room! |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2184 |
I'm not voting Republican, George, and this power of suggestion thing is not going to work. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2185 |
If Trump wins he'll be packing his trunk! |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2186 |
Where is that 800-pound gorilla when we need him? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2187 |
Our son used to be a closet Republican. No more. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2188 |
No, I don't want to talk about it. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2189 |
You can't be serious. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2190 |
I told you these chairs would crowd the room. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2191 |
I said "elephant ear plant," not "plant elephant here." |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2192 |
You have a fly on your forehead. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2193 |
Your turn to walk him. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2194 |
I think he wants to go out. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2195 |
Let's not even discuss it. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2196 |
It seems that our 'little girl' was in the neighbor's Petunia bed again! |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2197 |
If I agree not to ask how he got in, could I at least ask how he will get out? |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2198 |
If you’re not crazy about this idea, you’re really going to hate the tiger in the backyard. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2199 |
Well, Ethan's frenemy had a trapeze artist at his birthday party, and things just sort of escalated from there. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2200 |
It's existential. It's a gray area. It's too big to get my head around. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2201 |
Its only for the weekend. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2202 |
Well, if we're not going to talk about it, we need a bigger room. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2203 |
I don't want to talk about the fact that there is literally an elephant in the room. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2204 |
I was speaking metaphorically! Now take him back to the zoo |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2205 |
He's only staying here until his party returns to normal. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2206 |
It’s just for two days. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2207 |
Did you have to feed him beans?!! |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2208 |
Well he said, " It's going to be huge, HUGE! " |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2209 |
Why? Does she ever talk about us? |
1.2192 |
0.06826 |
73 |
63 |
4 |
6 |
2210 |
If you don't take him out for a walk, we will likely lose the dining room! |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2211 |
I preferred the campaign promise of 'a chicken in every pot' to what this 2016 election delivered. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2212 |
It seemed like a great deal at the trunk show |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2213 |
Literally. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2214 |
It's not if--it's when. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2215 |
You see honey, now we never have to talk about our real issues. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2216 |
Joe, we just can't afford the peanuts anymore |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2217 |
It's just an expression. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2218 |
All we ever talk about is the elephant in the room |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2219 |
Don't say it. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2220 |
Can we discuss the people in the room |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2221 |
I adopted him as a therapy pet to help my early memory loss. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2222 |
The six blind men are gone, but we both know there's still a problem. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2223 |
Does this light make my butt look big? |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2224 |
How can we move when our rent is peanuts? |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2225 |
I can't believe he forgot our anniversary. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2226 |
When do the creepy clowns arrive? |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2227 |
My therapist thinks it will help. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2228 |
Nothing is going to change. I'll still be the one you ignore. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2229 |
Do you think the elephant in the room is actually the elephant in the room? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2230 |
Just what we need, an elephant with a peanut allergy. |
1.2192 |
0.04875 |
73 |
57 |
16 |
0 |
2231 |
Be honest -- does this room make my butt look big? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2232 |
The elephant? It's a free gift for everyone who votes. |
1.2192 |
0.06542 |
73 |
62 |
6 |
5 |
2233 |
OK, OK, already.......I get it. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2234 |
I'd rather ignore the donkey in the room... it's the lesser of two evils. |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2235 |
I hate self-fulfilling idioms. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2236 |
All right, now let's try ignoring it again. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2237 |
We've ignored talking about it for years. Why start now? |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
2238 |
It's either Tiny or me! |
1.2192 |
0.06826 |
73 |
63 |
4 |
6 |
2239 |
I've been cleaning all day. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2240 |
Hard not to state the obvious. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
2241 |
Hey, you're the one who wanted to go to therapy. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2242 |
I just know there's something you're not telling me. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2243 |
He can stay, you need to go. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2244 |
And the same thing will happen if I mention the 800lb gorilla? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2245 |
OK Harry. I agree it's gotten out of hand. He goes but only AFTER you get rid of the donkey. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2246 |
I have only to say "sit" and the argument is over - for good. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2247 |
Have you Googled 'Elephant removal?' |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
2248 |
Hurry and check Classifieds and see if anyone's missing something obvious. |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
2249 |
remember the last time we waited to walk him? |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
2250 |
I think its time to talk about how our apartment just isn't big enough for you to help all stray animals. |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
2251 |
Don't mind him, eventually we'll sweep him under the carpet |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
2252 |
Which "elephant in the room" are you talking about? |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2253 |
Don't talk about it. |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2254 |
I'm getting sick and tired of being called The Queen of Denial! |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
2255 |
Um, is there something we need to talk about? |
1.2162 |
0.04818 |
74 |
58 |
16 |
0 |
2256 |
i don't see the problem. |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
2257 |
You can ignore him all you want but it is your turn to walk the elephant. |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2258 |
Your first safari too? |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2259 |
Honestly, I've never felt closer to you. |
1.2162 |
0.05188 |
74 |
59 |
14 |
1 |
2260 |
Well, we'll soon know if it is real.......the people below will start complaining. |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
2261 |
I had an urge to tickle the ivory, okay? |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
2262 |
I knew there was a reason this timeshare was so cheap. |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
2263 |
Can we discuss the elephant in the room? |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
2264 |
Do you smell peanuts? |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2265 |
We're gonna need more kitty litter. |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
2266 |
So are we going to address this lamp in the room? My pet elephant doesn't like the lamp. |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2267 |
I once heard a bit of advice that I thought was absolutely ridiculous until now: "When playing musical chairs with an elephant, let the elephant win." |
1.2162 |
0.06460 |
74 |
63 |
6 |
5 |
2268 |
You'd better show him where you put the litter box. |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
2269 |
I think he'll go away if we stop paying him any more attention. |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
2270 |
Should we discuss the lamp in the room? |
1.2162 |
0.06460 |
74 |
63 |
6 |
5 |
2271 |
At least everything is out in the open now. |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
2272 |
At this point I think we have to do more than just talk about it. |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2273 |
"Lets return it and get the donkey........its litter box trained". |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
2274 |
No! I said I don't want to talk about it! |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2275 |
I don't think that witness protection is working for the GOP. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2276 |
He made the elephant great again! |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2277 |
Don't even mention it! |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2278 |
He's been sulking ever since the convention. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2279 |
Just LOVE what you've done to the place! |
1.2083 |
0.04820 |
72 |
57 |
15 |
0 |
2280 |
What we need to address is who's going to clean his litter box? |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2281 |
His name is Donald |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2282 |
Did you remember to vote? |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2283 |
I know you’re nonpartisan – don't get a donkey. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2284 |
Looks like the GOP circus is in town. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2285 |
Honey, is this your way of telling me you're going to vote for the Republican candidate? |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2286 |
Really, Frank? You don't even smell it? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2287 |
I'm teaching him how to wipe his feet. |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
2288 |
And that donkey you swept under the rug--are they house trained? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2289 |
I feel like there's something we need to discuss. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2290 |
See?...THAT'S the difference between donkey and ass! |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
2291 |
You staring at me like that is extremely distracting. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2292 |
But honey, they stole our donkey. |
1.2083 |
0.06834 |
72 |
63 |
3 |
6 |
2293 |
Why do you always take everything I say so literally? |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2294 |
"Elephant in the room?" If I had a nickel every time I've heard that. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2295 |
It's not a cliche when it's literally true |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2296 |
Well they certainly don't promote the fact that the b's in Airbnb stand for Barnum & Bailey. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2297 |
Darling, we seem to be out of vodka. |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
2298 |
The Republicans could have just mailed us a voting guide, instead. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2299 |
You're sleeping with my sister and the elephant in the room?! |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2300 |
Peter, your drinking seems to be getting out of hand. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2301 |
Just this once maybe we can talk about something other than Donald Trump. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2302 |
Yes, I know we have to talk about it! |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2303 |
I don't want to talk about it. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2304 |
I think you know what we need to talk about. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2305 |
It's hard to ignore the Republicans in the room. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2306 |
There is nothing you can do that will convince me to vote Republican this year. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2307 |
His memory is unbelievable but very selective....he can recall 2000 & 2004 in great detail. But 2008 & 2012--nada. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2308 |
No, I don't think you drink too much. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2309 |
Finally, the elephant in the room, IS "The Elephant In The Room" |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2310 |
The vet says he and the donkey will perk up after the election. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2311 |
I heard it's leaving on November the 8th. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2312 |
I much preferred the gorilla. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2313 |
'I can't wait for this election cycle to end...' |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2314 |
I'm getting this eerie feeling that you're not telling me something. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2315 |
How many times must I remind you to call the exterminator? |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
2316 |
Nice try, but we're still going to talk about you voting for Trump. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2317 |
We've been talking about it for months and it hasn't gone away. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2318 |
What do you mean "What elephant?" He's been standing there for thirty years. |
1.2083 |
0.06834 |
72 |
63 |
3 |
6 |
2319 |
My family? I thought he was yours. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2320 |
I can't wait until the election is over. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2321 |
Once again, you are going to leave it to me to address the elephant in the room |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2322 |
Stay alert. She always rolls to the right. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2323 |
For God's sake Harold, he didn't JUST follow you home! |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2324 |
I prefer not to talk about it. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2325 |
For once, let’s talk about the real elephant in the room. Are you seriously voting for Trump? |
1.2083 |
0.06834 |
72 |
63 |
3 |
6 |
2326 |
Don't throw that paper away. I need it for his crate. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2327 |
The Republicans are still in a time out, I see. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2328 |
I don't want to talk about it. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2329 |
All we ever do is talk, talk, talk about it! |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2330 |
Okay...Truth be told...He followed me home from our honeymoon...Are you even listening to me? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2331 |
Ordinarily I'd agree, but there actually IS an elephant in the room. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2332 |
I really thought he'd leave after the election. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2333 |
How about a trunk sale? |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2334 |
He still takes less room than Donald Trump. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2335 |
God help us if she eliminates. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2336 |
I smell gas! |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2337 |
Subletting to the director of the zoo was not a good idea. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2338 |
I want a divorce |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2339 |
The Trump in the room. |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
2340 |
Can you at least acknowledge there's no air freshener in the room? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2341 |
Isn't that a figurative, not literal, expression? |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2342 |
What!? You can't miss it. It's on my right and your left. |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2343 |
The circus was in town. End of discussion. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2344 |
Never send an elephant to do a Donkey's job |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2345 |
The suspense is killing me. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2346 |
OK, he can stay tonight, but tomorrow he's got to find a new party to represent. |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2347 |
You're ignoring the Republican in the room |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2348 |
I'm pretty sure it will be gone for good the day after the election! |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2349 |
Okay! You win! I admit there's an elephant in the room. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2350 |
I really don't think there's anything we haven't talked about honey! |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2351 |
He doesn't let on we're even in the room! |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2352 |
Our lack of intimacy is not the proverbial elephant in the room that needs discussing! |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2353 |
Let's talk about it tomorrow. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2354 |
Something you wanna talk about? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2355 |
Supporting the Republicans is one thing dear, this is another |
1.2083 |
0.04820 |
72 |
57 |
15 |
0 |
2356 |
Is it close in here or is it just me? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2357 |
He's ashamed to show his face. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2358 |
You're a Republican, act like it. |
1.2083 |
0.06834 |
72 |
63 |
3 |
6 |
2359 |
Honey, let's quit the bnb listings. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2360 |
Fine. I grant you that there's no more mouse problem. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2361 |
No I would not prefer your mother moving in! |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2362 |
How’s that pooper-scooper law looking now? |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2363 |
Sometimes we should ignore our therapist's ideas. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2364 |
It's getting harder and harder to ignore. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2365 |
I told you not to check into a Trump hotel before the election. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2366 |
Are we also not talking about clean-up duty? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2367 |
And how 'bout this lovely fall weather we've been having! |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2368 |
No, I said try not to think about an elephant. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2369 |
He's 18 now. We can't make him stay. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2370 |
If you're not going to talk about it, can you at least put the paper under it when you're done? |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2371 |
We just have to discuss...the Cubs being in the World Series. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2372 |
NO! You squeeze the toothpaste wrong! |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
2373 |
I made him a dinner he never forgot |
1.2083 |
0.06834 |
72 |
63 |
3 |
6 |
2374 |
What did you say you want to talk about? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2375 |
I'm leaving you. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2376 |
Your party loyalty is getting out of hand. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2377 |
Just thought I'd test your ability to ignore things. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2378 |
That rug really ties the room together. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2379 |
Lets name him Metaphor |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2380 |
No... I mean the real elephant in the room |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2381 |
Cute... but, we're Democrats. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2382 |
Nice weather we're having. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2383 |
Can't you even consider the possibility that it's not a stray and someone might be looking for it? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2384 |
Let's ignore the Republican in the room. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2385 |
I forgot what I was going to say. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2386 |
There's an old cliche that needs to be discussed immediately. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2387 |
I'm just happy we're talking about it. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2388 |
I think My mind is being taken over by this election.... |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2389 |
Define 'room.' |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2390 |
Alls I know is Airbnb said it was in Dumbo. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2391 |
The jackass in in the other room, we’re still undecided. |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2392 |
Two weeks BEFORE the Election and the party is already asking us to store this?!? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2393 |
So, how was your day? |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2394 |
A rather bold move to show your support don't you think? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2395 |
You know very well the elephant in this room is that bimbo you call a secretary! |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2396 |
Well, I'm not going to say it either. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2397 |
Bill. I want a divorce. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2398 |
He's on loan from the RNC. Can we keep him? |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
2399 |
I'm pretty sure he's talking about us, too. |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2400 |
Don't look so surprised, dear. We need to talk. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2401 |
He wants to go out. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2402 |
I can't wait till this election is finally over and it will be the three of us again! |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2403 |
That's not the end of the election process I'd like to discuss. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2404 |
You get her leash and I'll follow behind in the front end loader. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2405 |
Well, you'd think he would remember the way out. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2406 |
Morton has always been very concrete with his metaphors. |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
2407 |
John, do I need to tell you this relationship isn't working? |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2408 |
Are you going to continue to pretend that it's not there? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2409 |
She always ignores the people in the room. |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2410 |
Let's not talk politics tonight. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2411 |
He absolutely denies ever being in a room. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2412 |
I remember when he was a cute baby elephant. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2413 |
It's your turn to clean the litter box. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2414 |
Would you have preferred the 800 lb. gorilla? |
1.2083 |
0.04820 |
72 |
57 |
15 |
0 |
2415 |
I'll be glad when this election's over. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2416 |
I felt sorry for him. He said his life was a circus. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2417 |
All we ever talk about is the elephant in the room. |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2418 |
That Really Tied the Room Together |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2419 |
Sure, we have some problems but I never thought it was a big deal. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2420 |
No, why do you ask? |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2421 |
But we're independents. Is this supposed to help us decide? |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2422 |
If you had registered as a democrat like I asked,we wouldn't have this problem! |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2423 |
It's time I told you, Clyde; Jumbo is not really your son. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2424 |
He was on sale from Ringling Brothers. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2425 |
Well, it's better than a skeleton in the closet. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2426 |
I don't care if he did follow you home, you can't keep him. |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2427 |
I thought you said it was just an expression!" " I thought you said it was just an expression! |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2428 |
I know you don't want to talk about it, but ... |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2429 |
NOW will you talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2430 |
You're more than a little behind. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2431 |
The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2432 |
As a woman, I really feel the GOP candidate is violating my personal space |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
2433 |
I'd rather not discuss it. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2434 |
I don't care if he is endangered. This isn't an ark, and you aren't Noah. |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2435 |
Guess what?" "Elephant butt! |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2436 |
No, I don't think he got in through the pet door. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2437 |
And nearby hangs a tail. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2438 |
We have acknowledged the elephant in the room, now, the question is who is taking him out for a walk |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2439 |
But Frank, there must be a more efficient way to prevent poaching. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2440 |
We know it's a circus but this is ridiculous. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2441 |
A Trumpet could mean a bowel movement. Let's get out of here. |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
2442 |
But dear, I got him for you. You said you are dung hoe about gardening. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2443 |
He promises to leave on Wednesday. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2444 |
Do you have to be so subtle about my mom coming to stay for a month? |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2445 |
No, he can't sit anywhere he wants. He isn't an 800 pound gorilla |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
2446 |
I feel we really need to talk about something but I can't remember what it is. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2447 |
No,really,we have to talk about it. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2448 |
It's just a saying, you know. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2449 |
I thought we agreed not to talk politics! |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2450 |
No, I'm pretty sure we've covered everything. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2451 |
I've told you three times--*nothing's* the matter. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2452 |
Out of the room November 8. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2453 |
I say we put a big sectional sofa in here! That way we can both stretch out. They can deliver it Tuesday the 8th which is perfect because there is nothing important going on. |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
2454 |
I had to give her a time out. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2455 |
Is there something you're not telling me? |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2456 |
When are we going to discuss the ass in the room? |
1.2055 |
0.06156 |
73 |
62 |
7 |
4 |
2457 |
He's just waiting to be acknowledged. |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2458 |
Well, I'll give you a hint: It's not the lamp in the room that we should probably talk about. |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
2459 |
Your turn to take him out. DON'T FORGET THE SHOVEL! |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
2460 |
Ignore it all you want, but it won't be gone unti November 9th. |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2461 |
No, you get the shovel. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2462 |
I wonder if he knows, that we know he's in here... |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2463 |
OK, fine. If I agree to talk about the elephant in the room, will he finally go away? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2464 |
You know that any caption contest entry about 'the elephant in the room' doesn't stand a chance, right? |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2465 |
Really, Do you have to be so literal? |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2466 |
What elephant? It's just a mirage of Trump pretending not to be a donkey. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2467 |
Where's the donkey? |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2468 |
Honey, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2469 |
Oh, don't mention it. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2470 |
Let me guess, there is an elephant in the room. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2471 |
Do you expect me to cook for both of you? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2472 |
Well you have to admit that the room seems a lot bigger since we got rid of the 800-pound gorilla |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2473 |
Is this the new elephant in the room, or the old one? |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2474 |
I try not to think about it. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2475 |
If you think Trump's a problem, consider this: the maid just quit. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2476 |
I swear I hear the kitchen faucet dripping again. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2477 |
He looked cold, so I let him in. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2478 |
No more excuses, we need a high volume toilet! |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2479 |
Is there? I hadn't noticed. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2480 |
I don't know about you, but I plan on ignoring it. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2481 |
It's just until the election's over, and then we'll let him free. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2482 |
5 letters across, starts with T: Makes loud noises and habitually hurls mud. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2483 |
We'd be better off just getting him stuffed. |
1.1972 |
0.06537 |
71 |
62 |
4 |
5 |
2484 |
Can we stop talking about him? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2485 |
It is time we talked about the elephant in the room |
1.1972 |
0.06838 |
71 |
63 |
2 |
6 |
2486 |
What do you mean you don't want to talk about it? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2487 |
That's not the grey I had in mind. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2488 |
"Honey, what are your plans with the Trump piñata? You have two more weeks, max |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2489 |
It's not funny anymore. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2490 |
Next time I want vaulted ceilings. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2491 |
Can we talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2492 |
How much longer are we going to go before we address that godawful rug? |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
2493 |
Why did you think that naming it would help? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2494 |
Is it me, or is there something we should be talking about? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2495 |
I don't know where the Republican Party goes after Trump, but it isn't here. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2496 |
Is this our therapist's idea of a joke? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2497 |
I thought you said you'd closed the door. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2498 |
But Marty, it was the last one left at the Barney's trunk sale! |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2499 |
I don't want to talk about it. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2500 |
It is Donald Trump's favorite pet peeve. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2501 |
I think it's time for us to clear the air now. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2502 |
Darn, what's that phrase again for the obvious problem that everyone is ignoring? |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2503 |
I haven't followed politics in a while. What's new? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2504 |
I told you we should have left that elephant under the table. |
1.1972 |
0.06838 |
71 |
63 |
2 |
6 |
2505 |
I know what it is, and I don't need to keep hearing you say it. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2506 |
Plus there's still that unicorn in the garden. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2507 |
Dear, I think it's time you took him for his nightly rampage. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2508 |
No! I am certainly not going to pull his finger. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2509 |
Really? You're telling me you can't see it? |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2510 |
Let's talk about something else. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2511 |
He's also scared of mice, but at least he won't forget our anniversary. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2512 |
Well, Mr. Figure of Speech, we have to, because I just Googled it: every 6 hours and 20 pounds a pop." |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2513 |
This is your week to clean the house. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2514 |
Voting Democrat; need the space! |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2515 |
-------- in the room" meaning an unspoken presence. "Honey, what is an 8 letter word for... |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2516 |
Honey, it's just our imagination. Everything is just fine. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2517 |
Can we talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2518 |
We need to talk. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2519 |
She's waiting patiently for you to walk her. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2520 |
I think he wants to go out. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2521 |
So you showed them that the bylaws permit elephants as 'comfort animals'. Now what? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2522 |
What elephant, Honey? |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2523 |
Mary, we need to talk about your volunteer work at the rescue shelter. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2524 |
Must you always be so graphic? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2525 |
I think it's time we discussed the humans in the room. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2526 |
Fine. But you're cleaning up after him. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2527 |
Was that you? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2528 |
Let's talk about what?? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2529 |
So where's the fly on the wall? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2530 |
Honey, not yet - he's still in the room... |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2531 |
What do you mean you don't see it... It's an elephant! |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2532 |
I won't mention it if you don't. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2533 |
We need to discuss the elephant in the room...these tiny, uncomfortable chairs. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2534 |
We can talk about it on Nov 9th. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2535 |
Okay 41 across..Large pachyderm....No don't tell me it's on the tip of my tongue...ummm. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2536 |
Address it! |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2537 |
I know. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2538 |
I don't care if it is a rescue animal. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2539 |
It's your turn to ignore! |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2540 |
you pick it up next time..... |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2541 |
Speaking of Republican asses... |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2542 |
I don't want to sound cliche but... |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2543 |
Is there anything in that paper about a missing elephant? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2544 |
Mr. Trump never is subtle |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2545 |
I think we should discuss it before he does something we will both regret. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2546 |
Race in America? I thought it was our sex life. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2547 |
I think you're missing something really big! |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2548 |
You are losing it. There is no elephant in this room. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2549 |
He's just pissed because I wouldn't make him an 800-pound gorilla costume. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2550 |
I don't mind that your parents are Republicans, but agreeing to watch their pet while they're away is ridiculous. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2551 |
I think you are taking the Party support too far. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2552 |
Was there something we needed to talk about? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2553 |
Maybe it was okay having him around early in the primaries, but that was then and this is now. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2554 |
I mean that literally. And we have to deal with it. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2555 |
I was not being trite. I really did mean "literally" |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2556 |
I am not even going to say it Honey, it just to easy! |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2557 |
Looks like the GOP Establishment got kicked out of the Tea Party next door. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2558 |
We're going to need a bigger litter box. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2559 |
YOU get under there, Mr. Twister champ. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2560 |
i thought you said he was a horse's ass |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2561 |
Can we just forget about it? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2562 |
Dear, put the paper down and there is something we have to talk about. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2563 |
If you haven't been eating all those peanuts, then please tell me who the hell is? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2564 |
What's a three letter word for donkey? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2565 |
You can't blame that on the dog. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2566 |
Really? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2567 |
It's time to address the G.O.P nominee in the room. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2568 |
What a relief! When you called me at work and said you wanted to discuss the elephant in the room, I figured I was in big trouble. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2569 |
What elephant in the room? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2570 |
Do you think he knows we voted early? |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2571 |
What is an eight letter word for Savannah pooper? |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2572 |
I still don't want to discuss it. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2573 |
We're going to need bigger pooper scooper. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2574 |
WHY won't you talk about it? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2575 |
He may resent us now for kicking him out, but he’ll thank us later after he learns to get by on his own. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2576 |
It's glaringly obvious you're ignoring me. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2577 |
There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2578 |
What I want to know is how do you get the elephant out of the room. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2579 |
I'M SORRY! Comey's October Surprise was the only chance at the big house. Damn that early voting. |
1.1972 |
0.06838 |
71 |
63 |
2 |
6 |
2580 |
Which room? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2581 |
It's a metaphor for our mutual disinterest. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2582 |
Who do you think drew him here? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2583 |
We need to talk. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2584 |
Ok, I'll go get the leash while you drive the pooper-scooper around front. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2585 |
I don't want to say anything but I think he's in the wrong room. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2586 |
Darling, would you bring our guest a chair? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2587 |
He's demanding a recount. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2588 |
Can't we please STOP talking about the elephant in the room? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2589 |
Wonder if elephants have hindsight? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2590 |
David, I was speaking *metaphorically.* |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2591 |
I know you said, 'marry me, marry my elephant' but does he have to spend every day in the house with us?! |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
2592 |
Of course he's depressed - he knows he has to vote for Hillary. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2593 |
What elephant in the room? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2594 |
So...we're not going to talk about her, but can we do something about the damn smell? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2595 |
Exactly which elephant are you talking about? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2596 |
The GOP? Well, this year they ARE behind. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2597 |
No politics. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2598 |
I don't do cliches |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2599 |
"Do you think he'll ever forget us? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2600 |
What's a meta for? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2601 |
I know it's tough to be a proud Republican these days, but we should let him go outside. |
1.1972 |
0.06537 |
71 |
62 |
4 |
5 |
2602 |
Alexa, how do I eliminate pet odor? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2603 |
He's moving out as soon as he pays off his student debt. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2604 |
Ok, someone has to bring this up.....How on earth do we get the elephant out of the room.... |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2605 |
Don't you think it's time we talked about it? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2606 |
well, you’re never using one click shopping again… |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2607 |
Tell me again -- Trump can't win, right? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2608 |
Did you order the litter like I asked you to? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2609 |
Look, I'm sorry, but we've GOT to talk about him. |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
2610 |
I've exhausted my genteelisms |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2611 |
No, I said I live WITH Dumbo. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2612 |
They said she'd bring our blood pressure down. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2613 |
I see a lot of gray area in this election. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2614 |
What I asked for dear, was an ivory accented trunk. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2615 |
Hey honey, get a load of this stupid cartoon in the New Yorker. |
1.1972 |
0.06537 |
71 |
62 |
4 |
5 |
2616 |
Hurry up and figure it out. In 15 minutes, I have to be in another room. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2617 |
Okay, if you insist, we can talk about it. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2618 |
I'm not falling for that elephant in the room trick again. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2619 |
Yes, of course I'm speaking metaphorically. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2620 |
But it's really difficult not to talk about it. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2621 |
If we don't talk about him, maybe he'll just go away. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2622 |
I'll bet he gets trampled. |
1.1972 |
0.06537 |
71 |
62 |
4 |
5 |
2623 |
But he was such a cute puppy! |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2624 |
Bit of a cliché, don`t you think? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2625 |
Sorry, honey, I forgot. What were we talking about? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2626 |
It's like you don't even want to talk about it. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2627 |
Of curse I'm a loyal Republican, but I don't see why it has to hide out at our house. |
1.1972 |
0.06537 |
71 |
62 |
4 |
5 |
2628 |
No!... It's YOUR turn to change the litter box! |
1.1972 |
0.06537 |
71 |
62 |
4 |
5 |
2629 |
I told you, there's no such thing as a teacup elephant. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2630 |
Harold, can you really dispute that our life has become a cliche? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2631 |
Is it blocking your light? |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2632 |
Have you built a boat in the basement too? |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2633 |
There's something we need to talk about. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2634 |
I actually wanted to talk about the metaphorical one. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2635 |
and we don't have to make any donations to the zoo fund for 30 years |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2636 |
This is really bugging me. Is it "The Emperor has no clothes . . . ?" |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2637 |
Face reality, honey—she’s pregnant. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2638 |
I think Slow-Pokey wants to go out, dear. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2639 |
I've addressed the elephant in the room. It's ours. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2640 |
We should have gone with the RINO. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2641 |
I'm not acknowledging it, per se. I'm just saying that I'm tired of picking up 400 pounds of manure everyday. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2642 |
"See honey? Isn't it better just to suppress our feelings when we disagree on topics we're deeply, emotionally invested in? |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
2643 |
I'd be really worried if there were also a mouse in the room. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2644 |
Well, are we going to talk about it? |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2645 |
I think he wants us out of the room. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2646 |
This place is a zoo! |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2647 |
If it's not one circus,it's another. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2648 |
Save the Circus Animals my foot! Couldn't we have rescued a kitten instead? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2649 |
I think a two bedroom with a jungle view would be perfect |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2650 |
Do you smell peanuts? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2651 |
They were fresh out of chihuahuas. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2652 |
Do you smell something? |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2653 |
So then what is stopping us, if we both want to talk about it!? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2654 |
There must be an easier way to flatten the rug. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2655 |
What was wrong with the giraffe? |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2656 |
I'm not the one who said anything would be better than the 800-pound gorilla. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2657 |
It's the Republican parties 'Last Hurrah!' |
1.1972 |
0.06537 |
71 |
62 |
4 |
5 |
2658 |
I'm sure it's your turn! |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2659 |
There must be something besides Trump we could talk about. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2660 |
I don't care about your affair with Debra. There is something else we need to talk about right now. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2661 |
Your therapy pachyderm squashed my support Schnauzer. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2662 |
I'm talking about a REAL elephant in the room. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2663 |
OLYPHANT! I said I like Tim OLYPHANT. |
1.1972 |
0.06838 |
71 |
63 |
2 |
6 |
2664 |
It wasn't funny the FIRST time you "rang for the butler!" |
1.1972 |
0.06537 |
71 |
62 |
4 |
5 |
2665 |
Well yes.....but why not just a lawn sign. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2666 |
"Pin the tail on the donkey" just took another meaning. |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
2667 |
Did you happen to ... never mind. |
1.1944 |
0.06141 |
72 |
62 |
6 |
4 |
2668 |
We REALLY can't ignore this one. |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2669 |
I think I've got the better end of the argument. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2670 |
I still think that Aladdin is a perfect name for your pet. Clearly that is some magic carpet. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2671 |
He's pouting to get attention. Just ignore him. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2672 |
Must you always be so literal?" |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2673 |
Your point being? |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2674 |
We need to either talk about it or find a shovel and a bucket. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2675 |
Junior may be getting too big for time-out. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2676 |
Ok, so talking about it was Plan A. Plan B is going to involve peanuts and a tranquilizer gun. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2677 |
You said you'd do ANYTHING to save this marriage, Harry. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2678 |
I'm not normally one for clichés but I think we really should talk about this |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2679 |
Now can we address the 300 square-foot apartment? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2680 |
Now you do you remember |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2681 |
Anything else? |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2682 |
Yes, Dear, I notice it too - the thermostat's broken again! |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2683 |
Nooo... I'm pretty sure you said living in DUMBO. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2684 |
I think it's time we discuss.....you know.... |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2685 |
I don't understand why we can't host game night. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2686 |
It's your turn to walk him. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2687 |
I know you are Trump supporter but do you have to be obvious about it? |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2688 |
No, you're the dumbo! |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
2689 |
He's afraid to go outside until Trump leaves the party. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2690 |
It's not always just an expression. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2691 |
The ad says, "DUMBO adjacent." |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2692 |
I don't care if it's the only ethical way to own ivory!!! |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2693 |
Let's talk about your discomfort with me talking about what you avoid. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2694 |
There's something we need to talk about. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2695 |
I think there is, uh, what do you call "an obvious issue we are unwilling to discuss?" |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2696 |
At least when I over imbibe, they're pink. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2697 |
I thought it was a metaphor. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2698 |
I bought him to take our mind off of the election. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2699 |
So, is the ‘truth we want to ignore’ staying for dinner? |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2700 |
I don't know if we should have traded the 800 pound gorilla for it. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2701 |
At a minimum, we'll need a wheelbarrow and shovel and a new rug. |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
2702 |
NOW can we discuss the 800 pound gorilla? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2703 |
Look in the "Troubleshooting" section |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2704 |
You know, we are definitely not going to just sweep this under the rug. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2705 |
You read sports page to relax...give me an elephant any day. |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
2706 |
Just a cliche? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2707 |
He can't find his birth certificate |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
2708 |
I told you ignorance is not bliss! |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2709 |
Does it feel like there's an elephant in the room or is it just me? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2710 |
Your mother called to ask if we voted. I'll take the Arts and Leisure page when you're finished with it. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2711 |
The giraffe was already in the refrigerator |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2712 |
George!The elephant in the room IS an elephant! |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2713 |
Maybe you should have looked up the meaning of pachyderm before you bought the ticket. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2714 |
Lets keep ignoring it until it defecates or gives birth. |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
2715 |
This negative campaining is oppressive. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2716 |
Are you sure this skirt doesn't make me look fat? |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2717 |
We have started the process of releasing him back into the wild. Today we find out if he is ready to attack unfamiliar humans rather than ask them for food. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2718 |
Fine, thanks, and how was work? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2719 |
I'm the only one for Trump in the precinct, so the party said I could keep him until election day. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2720 |
Now can we talk about it? |
1.1884 |
0.06618 |
69 |
61 |
3 |
5 |
2721 |
Lock her up! |
1.1884 |
0.06618 |
69 |
61 |
3 |
5 |
2722 |
To be honest, I preferred the Gorilla. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2723 |
It's time to walk him. |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
2724 |
We need to talk about the marriage in the room. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2725 |
I'm telling you we need a huge tent to deal with this. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2726 |
I'm for supporting the republicans as much as you but I think we might have finally crossed some kind of line here |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2727 |
HENRY, ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR? |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
2728 |
Do you like it? It's a metaphor for your 22 year old lover. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2729 |
I've been struggling whether to tell you, but there's a fly on the lampshade. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2730 |
He wants to talk about the lighting in the room. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2731 |
At least he got rid of the 700 pound gorilla. |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
2732 |
I wish that you never signed up for the RNC. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2733 |
The elephant in the room is the elephant in the room! |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2734 |
There's a saying but I forget what it is. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2735 |
Which came first, the elephant or the room? |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2736 |
Well, can we at least name it? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2737 |
All you do is sit and read. I want us to go out. Just the three of us. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2738 |
I'd rather have an 800-pound gorilla. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2739 |
I say we talk about it. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2740 |
I heard a 'Who' too |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2741 |
Did you remember to pick up the T-R-A-N-Q-U-I-L-I-Z-E-R? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2742 |
Can we please talk about something else? |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
2743 |
If you say, "Tusk, Tusk" one more time, I'm going to shove you up this elephant's ass. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2744 |
No. I'm sick of talking about it. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2745 |
You know it's just a phrase, right? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2746 |
It's your job to clean up after our metaphorical idioms. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2747 |
Harold, we need to talk...and if there was a ever a time to use the word "literally" correctly, it's most certainly now. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2748 |
We just have to learn to get past the elephant in the room. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2749 |
Of course this is about the elephant in the room!! |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2750 |
When I said the GOP could hide out here until after the election this is not what I had in mind. |
1.1884 |
0.06618 |
69 |
61 |
3 |
5 |
2751 |
We never should have invited him to the party. |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
2752 |
He used to be at the main office of Wells Fargo. |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
2753 |
So, we're just not going to talk about it? |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2754 |
Like how much it annoys me when you say "literally," when you mean "figuratively?" |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2755 |
Do you smell peanuts? |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2756 |
I know, I know, but can we PRETEND to ignore it tonight? |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2757 |
It's only temporary, dear. Once the election's over, he's got to face the public again. |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
2758 |
You made your point. The "rescue" stripper was not the worst possible choice. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2759 |
He came with a shovel and a wheelbarrow. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2760 |
I still say it looks like his comb-over to me. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2761 |
[no caption at all] |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
2762 |
Let's get right down to it without acknowleging the obvious, shall we. |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
2763 |
I said I don't want to talk about it. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2764 |
Yes you are too literal! |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2765 |
She finds bedbugs. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2766 |
Literally Literally Literally |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2767 |
If you just put the paper down, I'm sure you would see it |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2768 |
The elephant in the room is 'an elephant in the room'! |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
2769 |
Did they even see the elephant when they built t |